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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-10-13
LOVE AND LOCKS.

LOVE AND LOCkS.
You have boasted, pretty miss,
That you think
Loves pleasant little god,
Worth a wink,
Or dainty lock of hair,
Or jewel, gloves pair,
Or poem light as air
Writ in ink.
You have given twenty men,
So they say,
Cause to think you loved them dearly
In q day;
You've encouraged Cousin Harry
Like dog to fetch and carry;
But you say you will not marry
Anyway.
You give them silky tresses,
Little witch,
Vowing love, and then you leave them
In the ditch.
Ifyour hair gives out, 1 pray you?
oh, that's no matter, say you;
You will make the men obey you
With switch.
You have boasted, pretty miss,
Like pert
Young beginner that you ere,
And you're hurt
That warn you; time is flying,
Hairs for sale, but loves past buying
When you've spent your youth a-trying
Just to fiirt.
HEPBURN JOHNS
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-10-13
Painful Result Of a Laugh.

At a reception in Plainneld, N. J., last even
ing Miss Taggarr laughed so hard at one Of her
escorts jokes that she dislocated her jaw For
two hours. before doctor could be found, she
suffered terrible agony. It eventually took
two physicians 40 minutes to get the Jaw back
to its socket.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-10-13
THE LAUGHING PHILOSOPHERS.

Squeers-I want q name Tor my horse.
What can you suggest? Nickleby-Call him
Money. ''Why?i' iaoes fast. '-Fsw York Sun.
Mother-Come. Johnny, it's past time to
get up.
sgain.-Harper's Bdzar.
Ted--I suppose the best way to find out
whether she loves meis to 60 right up and ask her.
Ned-Not at all. my boy. You had better ask
one OF her girl friends.-Harper's Bdsar.
Buckle-who is that stylish person over
there? Why, amt that your cook?
Knuckle-No; we did live with her until yester-
day. but she discharged us.-Aarpsr's Basar.
He-You pretend you're drowning, love,
and WI jump in and rescue you.
she-Not muchi tried that last year, and the
only thing the gentleman aid was to run mile up
the beach for assistance. -Harper's Bdzar.
Professor (after dinnerl-what hard
student you must be. to be sure. But tell me- why
do you buy such large-sized books?
Host-They're so handy to throw at the cook
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Yabsley-It would be great snap il
fellow could make himself invisible like they used
to do IN fairy stories. Wickwire-Well, you can
come pretty near IL by marrying some famous
womsn.-Tsrrs Hauts ExDress.
Resources of the Language-Guest Cat
cheap restaurant)- Bring me ham sandwich and
glass OF milk.
Waiter Cfortissimo) )-Macadsmize pork One
whitewash:''-C Chfcaoo Tribune.
Times Have Changed-Enamored swain
For you, darling, ~ wad lay me down and
dee. -
Practical Maiden-Thst sort OF thing is clear out
Of date. Willie. What girl wants nowadays iss
nan who is willing to get up and hustle for her,
Terre Hdute ErDress
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-10-13
Operating on wan Street Hlm.elf.

Michael T. Mulvey, 15 years old, . Mutual
District messenger. was held for trial in the
Tombs Police Court this morning on charge
of larceny preferred by Treasurer Blackburn,
of the Telegraph Company. A number Of
bankers and brokers on Wall street complained
to Inspector Byrnes recently that messenger
boys were swindling them by charges made for
messages never sent. Frequently twice as
many vouchers as used came In with the com
pany's bills All, however, were correctly
stamped by the different firms. The detective
VINO was put on the case found at young Mul-
vey's home last night the rubber stamps which
the young rascal had used to indorse vouchers
with the names of prominent Wall street firms
Mulvey swindled one firm out of 500 and sew
eral others out of greater or less amounts.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-10-13
Fighting Abous Dying woman. VIII.


For the last six months Mrs PortingalI. q
widow with two young children, has lain i'll of
cancsr Of the stomach at the house of friend.
John w. Wallace, q well-to-do resident of
Brooklyn. A few weeks ago, when told that
her disease was incurable, she made viii In
which she left all she had, 81 900 life insurance
with benevolent society, to her children, and
in it appointed Mr.. Wallace their guardian.
Last Wednesday she failed so rapidly that
Father Nash, Of the Church of the Sacred
Heart, was called to administer the last sacra-
menL Mr.. Wallace describes what followed
thus: "Father Nash came and refused to give
the dying woman the consolation of the church
unless she made another viii taking the chill
dren away from me and making Father Nash
trustee Of the 8, 900. Under such compulsion
Mrs. Portingall agreed that a new win should
be made. asked Father Nash twice II he had
refused to administer the sacraments of the
church unless Mrs. Portingall signed the new
will He refused TO answer. Thereupon I
seized the new will and tore it up Mrs. Port
ingall raised herself IN the bed then, and,
pointing her finger at Father Nash. she de-
clared he had refused her the sacraments un-
less she made new viii as he Directed The
dying woman was to-day taken to the house Of
a friend in the suburbs Of Brooklyn in order
that she might die in peace.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-10-13
TERMS OF THE DISPATCH.

This Issue of THE DISPATCH contains
20 pages, mnde up of THREE PARTS.
Failure on the part of Carriers, Agents,
NewsdeaIcrs or Newsboys TO supply pa
irons with n Complete Number should be
promptly reported TO thfiis Oce.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-10-13

Voluntary contributors should Keep copies OF
orticleS. II compensation is desired the price
erDected aiiLsG be named. The courtesy Of re-
turning rejected manuscripts IOtU be offended
tchelt stamps for that purpose are enclosed. but
the Editor Of THE DISPATCH WiU under no
circumstances be responsible for the care Of is'a-
solicited manuscripts.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-10-13

POSTAGE-AlI persons who mail the
Sunday issue of The Dispatch to friends
should bear in mind the fact that the post
age thereon is Two (2) Cents. All double
and triple number copies of The Dispatch
require a 2-ceut stamp TO insure prompt
delivery.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-10-13
TO ANDREW CARNEGIE.


Who leaves q hoard of gold to gild his name
Is like to harvest little for his pains.
No monument of stone can compass fame;
The glory bred of money swiftly wanes.
The yellow wheat that fairly mods to-day.
And shimm'ring in the sunlight bids the eye
Turn to the earth. tomorrow doth decay
And 80 must pride OF riches surely die.l
But he who takes that he may give again,
Serving the lowly as the Master did,
Times hand shall strike his memory in val
He helped the people--shall his name be
He needs no statue. one already stands
Built in his deeds, and fashioned by hands,
--H. j..
A YOUNG man who entered a certain news
paper office not long ago with a Cora-Potter-
] ike determination to elevate journalism has
abandoned the task already.
The trouble seems to have been that the
young man started out as journalist and not
as newspaper man. There is big difference,
you know, between the journalist and the
newspaper man. The former does the posing
and the posturing for the press, the other fel-
low does the writing and the work. But our
young friend was practical enough to know
that the scissors play an important part in
journalism. He obtained a lovely pair. They
were present from his sweetheart, imagine
He carried these scissors, together with three
arllsIlcally Snarpeneu penciiS, aDOuI Win MIN
wherever he went. When he was assigned last
Sunday to report a sermon he made hurried
start from the ofice-owing to a cold remark
of the city editor about the daily character of
the papers issue-and thrust the scissors and
the pencils into an outside pocket of his over
coat.
He was shown up to q prominent pew in
church and he was flattering himself what
sensation he should make with big pad of
paper on his lap, when in taking off his over
coat the scissors and the pencil fell with clat-
ter on the floor. With a scarlet face he bent
down to gather up his treasures. and as he did
SO a rude boy in the pew behind him said
cash ~ in a very audible tone, while young
woman in front of him said quite audibly that
those young men from the ribbon counter al
ways were so careless with their scissors. 1t
was hard, but journalist is in fair way to
become newspaper man.
You ought to know the value Of time" said
the musical editor to the orchestra conductor
who had kept him waiting two hours.
"No. my dear sir" the conductor replied
suavely," have beaten time so long have no
respect for itr'
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

Probably the Oldest timber in the world,
which has been subjected to the use Of man,
is that found in the ancient temple Of Egypt,
to be at least 1900 years old This, the only
wood used in the construction of the temple,
is in tho form Of ties, holding the end of one
stone to another When two blocks were
laid N place an excavation about all inch
deep WIS made in each block, in which tie
shaped Ike an hourslass was driven 1t is,
therefore, very difficult to force any stone
from its position The ties appear to have
been of the timarisk or shittim wood, Of
which the ark was coLstructed-New York
Telegram
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

A curious housekes per of experience re
Gently made a careful practical test of tn,
comparative baking value of large number
of the baking powders in the market. i clud
ing those of low and high cost She fount
that twenty-five cents worth of Horsford',
Bread Preparation raised more -four and
produced much better results than the same
moneys worth of the cheap adulteratet
powders. and also that it took fifty cent,
worth of the ordinary hRh-cost baking pow
ders to raise the same quantity of -four. From
this 'he concluded that it was more economi
cal to use the Horsford's than the low priced
aduiterated powders, and the product Wa.
much better. We re commend Q trial of thi,
experiment by our lady friends.
feb5d&w1m
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28
The Successful Remedy for Nasal
CAT A r r II
.ElY'S CREAM BALM,

and catarrhal headache. This i. thu first rem
edy that afforded lasting relief.-D. T. Hig-
ginson, las Lake St, Chicsgo.
suffered fr,m severe cold in my sad for
onths without relief. Ely's Cream Balm
has worked like magic in its cure, after
using it one weeks. j Harris. Wholesale
Grocer, ll9 Front ST., New York.
was so much troubled with catarrh it Sc
riously affected nv voice. One bottle of
Ely's 'ream Balm did the work. sly voice
is fully restored B. +. Liepsner, A. VI,
Pastor of the Olivet Baptis; Church, Phila
delphia.
have been great sufferer from dry cat
srrh for many years. Ely's Cream Balm
completely cured men. J. Lslly. 8?
woodward Ave-. b ,sron.
'tril lt,s quick Observation-Disclosures in and T0>
nt anu elrauy sid BY every Dfusgist, or 0iIr
)THEaS, 81 Warren st.. New York. WV
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28
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Al IL Ninth Inasrss.foani Medical Cnnaress. Ds.
A. l. A boldf at The Uuevef.ify Of fsnnsyivania,
rsd p.per sssi.s tAss 80 ef thirty ea'es TREATED
with the Z uzia~ ion orfe1 t'srisbsd sprud<l san.
Powder fu-n for ctroni ecnssipaftoa.h sehoednA,
disezse of the liver and 10 Is. isandtc<. sdl9o -,
dab s<s. drop.y from yslyuIsr b. an dis~a-e dye
e Of the -toRsrh y spless, eAiiArra win narss
nus xoat rr.san,sii.m u the intA grasei ETC..
tw-nt six were tirely esred, three mach fA-
pr v~d and n0e sreafad 10. :. snSsSn- Average
iias< frea; at. four urekn-
me Cari.bsd >pr,fi-i <aif (p,uder fsrn1 y an
excellent Aperie.f. Lssafsss e.a D,sSssf y eteSs
bic piea ant 20 rzks and p~rui.n nj In action Ihs
s~nan- product VI tle Carlsbad >pr ngs l. exp rted
n round botll~s. zach bottle comes in lxht Dive
PAPER ca I on and has thu signature "Ei>nsf
Msndel,oa Co.. s.l~ sgs sss. 9 Barclay street, New
York on every bvtfie One b. lie mailed for One
Dol ar DR. Iotoldt's lecture mi eli fre~ upon sp
pIIc .rion. feblyTus.fiIlja ne I5t' pcnr
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

suffered from estsr'h IL years The
droppngs into my threat were nauseating.
Nv nose bled almost daily. Since the first
days use of Ely's Cream Balm have had no
bleeding the soreness is entirely gone.-D.
G. Davidson, nth the Boston Budget.
For eight years suffered from catsrrh-
After using Ely's Cream b lin for six weeks
| believe myself cured. Ii is most agree
able remedy. Joseph Stewart, 624 Grand
Ave, Brooklyn, n. Y.
had catsrrh very badly and could hardly
breathe. Suffered over ten years. am us.
ing Eiy's Cream Balm. it is working 4 cure,
surely. | have Induced several friends to
use it. and with hspp' results in every case
X. W. Sperry. Hartford, Conn.
used Ely's Cream Balm and consider my
self cured, suffered 20 years from caiarrh
Pn> particle Of the Balm is Spoiled ia each Nc
HUIIs iu1annaiipn-is agTe able 10 u-e-cuuNeui
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28
nov8deodAv7y

The New York and New Erglands chang,
of route for its Boston and Washington Ex
press has attained instant popularity. Thi.
train now runs via the Newburgh line te
Jersey City, Philadelphia. Baltimore and
Washington. elegant Pullman buffet cars
running through withou, change. Leaves
Boston at s P. NJ. feb26T rhur&S&wlv
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

The great majority of so called cough
cures do little more than inpair t1e digestive
functions and create bile. Ayers Cherry
Pectorsi. on the contrary, while il cures the
cough. does rot interfere With the functions
of either stomach or liver. feb76d&vIw
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

When Baby was aiek, vs esvs her cassor,a
whss che vss cAild. she cred for Cssso,,a
"hsA sAs bsca.s HIS. che chung to Cassos,A
Wa ~ ~ caiiAr.s. ~ ssvs sAsa Co. d
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

Persons Wishing to improve their memories
or strengthen their power Of atte ntion should
seud for Prof. Loisette's prospectus, a. adj
versised In another column. feb2sdlt
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

The good old Vegetable Pulmonary Baisau-
Best known cure for Coughs, Colds s Cousump-
non. Genuine Cutler Bros s Co, Boston
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28
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IRIS WANTED.-Thc Colch s.s.r Rpbb.,
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o ana 10 wears to max" rubber -hprs viii nav IN,
board o. beginners and furnish pl.s. work soon A.
Instructed, in six weeks. diligtnt hands an .au
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

Know thyself By aiding the "Science a
Life, . the best medicsl vofk ever pubnshe1,
tor young and niddls-agsd ~.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

The person who changed white shawls at
G. A. r hall last evening will please leave
the same at II State st.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

| MIR. Alden OF L mon ouered the following
a nendment: That the word "shall' in the
first line of Sc ton "a be changed to may
SO that the section as nt nded shall read as
follows
Mayors and selectmen may appoint special
! constahles IN each school district in their re-
.pectve towns, to arrest and prosecute all
tramps in their respective municipalities"
Mr.. Clason said that it seemed to him that
the vote to indie fnitey postpone was practi-
cally the same as the question they were then
voting upon. In reply to the argument of
his friend from Deering he said that the Re-
vised Statutes provided that man might APP
ply 10 the seIectmen of any town and if he
is found worthy they are obliged to paw his
fare home if he resides in this State. aud he
is obliged to pay his own fare if he resides
without Il e State. BY the provisions of this
aw the tramp was compelled to labor but
not TO compel a man to work who was ply
sieslly unable.
Mr. Head said that he believed the ques-
ton vas 10 feeommit 10 the State Prison
Committee as the chairman of that commit
tee won ask to have it rscommitted.
Mr.. Z gel of Bangor thought that this re-
guest should be granted to the gentle man
who vas chairman of the State Prison Com
mittee as mere matter of courtesy.
MIR u 5rien of rhomaston, said that as
ma ter Of courtesy he did not see that any
hing could be done but to recommit
Mr.. Poor of Sebago, said that
that the incidents which his frie
Portland, Blddeford and Bath bad told did
not fully represent the case. These same
trsmps " ho were treated so we'll might have
gone out into the country where there was
NO protection against them and have COM
mitted some crime. These tramps over run
the country and are . source OF continual
terror 10 the wives and families of farmers
In re are town farms in every city and
town In the State and the town officers and
oserseers of the poor, and there should be
no trouble in hunting up the seIec,msn IL
man wished TO obtain . meal. The country
towns wsIs not safe firm tramps. women
dare not stay ct home except with Il eked
doors. and dare not travel on the road IN
protected. He hoped they woull not re-
comni tie bill. The arp ament vas
brought up that the chairman requested IL.
He knew he 9 Mt .men knew that the
multitude VI requests which had poured in
upon the chairman had Influenced him to
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-02-28

T hibyeye Dusgit.
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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-05-02
She Cot The Needle Arter An

Nineteen years ago this month
woman residing here accidaptsr1
pushed a needle into her breast ~
had been sewing on fine muslin s-5
she pushed the point of the poa5.
through the lapel of her BASQUE vr
she inquired the cause Of quarrel 4.
tween two children who We're plar;r.
near by. In paroxysm Of tears n.
younger child threw herself into fs
arms of the lady, and as she did 50 tss
needle was pushed so far ont of ,g5t
that only the eve was visible A ogIas
movement to rescue it resulted IN IN
entire disappearance Of the fine bin of
steel. No Inconvenience was eypor.
enced and the incident was entirely
forgotten. A few evenings AGO tla
woman, who had carried the neeile
about her for so many years. WA,
awakened out of a sound sleep bv a
peculiar pricking sensation in the
throat Rising up in bed she begaB
to cough. The pricking became more
severe, but the sharp substance ap.
peared to be rising in her throat
Trusting her fingers down as far "a
possible She caught hold Of an obec.
and drewit out. 1t was the needle
that had been journeying about under
the surface for nineteen years. AIMS
StoB az ~ Freemau.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-05-02
He Was a Zulu.

A negro named George Vincent has
been posing in rather scant COS
tune for some time past as one of the
leading attractions Of Market street
dime museum His role was that Of a
Zulu chief, and great interest in this
picturesque character was heightened
bv the announcement that he was the
Zulu who killed the Fourth Napoleon
iu South Africa.
Things went on smoothly and the
chieiaiu nightly assumed his war
paint aud stIuesque poses, until Lass
evening when some one in the audi
euce inlimated that lit was stuffed. .
The management resented this attack
uuou the commences of theiELulu, and
the skeptcal ones were invited 20 eX-
anime this wonder. Some one wet the
tin Of his finger and tried it ON the
Zulu's complexion. Both IL and its
owner stood the test But when the
critical spirit Jed a boy named Neum-
lister To pull the iron ring out Of the
chieftain nose. that was more than he
could stand, and catching up his war
club, he laid about him right and left.
As a result of the adverse criticism
and practical tests, Charles Neumister
was sent to the Receiving Hospital
with severe wound in his head, and
the Zulu chief, shorn Of his paint and
feathers, occupies a cell at the South
ern Station, with assault TO murder"
booked against him. San Francisco
ELuHlVCT.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-05-02

telegraph and ascertain. He did so,
and Mr.. Hart accepted and was
telegraphed to come to Washington
Immediately.
In the meantime Senator Quay
returned to the city and discovered
the state Of affairs. He was natur-
ally very angry and said many
things not complimentary to Sen
ator Sherman whom he blamed for
the entire business. When these
remarks we're published Mr. Sher
man said. "If the remarks were
attributed to Senator Quay had come
from any one else | should have
resented them. But Senator Quay
is a big hearted generous man and
when he comes 20 understand that
there is nothing undermined about
Mr. Harris appointment his resent
ment viii pass away. 1t would be
out Of place for me TO step in now
and ask MIR. Hart to refuse the
position" 1t is true Senator Quay
went home at that time, but before
leaving here he met Senator Sher-
man and the matter was explained
to him in a satisfactory manner.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-05-02
A Fable For Young Wives.

Men are naturally less amIaole an ana
more IntractaDle than women. Inc
hrSt point therefore 70 secure mar
RED womahs happiness after the hoil-
days OF me honeymoon are over Is
that she should study carefully the pc
cullarltes OF her husband S temper. ~
Is in the power OF a wise and good
woman to make lamb OF the greatest
bear that ever wore WhIskers; WhiIe
by loollSh treatment the process may
be reversed, and a generous bearded
creature, with al The capaGl.ilies 81 a
non. may end N beng a bear or
Vol. A Wlte must tread on her nus
Dauds temper IllsJ as cautiously as Z
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-05-02
Dated Dodgeyiue Wis, Apr. 81, I5s5. Is
QTATE OF WI5CONsIN-IOWA

- County CUurt--ln Probate,
Notice is hereby given Ghat at . regular term
of the Iowa County Court 70 be held i'm and for
said county, at the Court House i'm the village
OF Dodgeyi}le In said county on the : On day
OF May, A. ID. 1859, being the first Tuesday
of said month, al ten o'clock i'm the forenoon OF
said day, the following matters viii be heard
and considered:
The application Of James Brewer 20 admit 90
probate the last VIII and testament of James
Brewer, late of the city OF Mineral Point, in said
county, deceased,
And tits further ordered that public aoticc
thereof be given 90 all persons Interested by
publishing a copy OF this notice for three weeks
successfully prior % said day of hearing, in the
Mineral Point TRIBUNE weekly newspaper
published iu said county.
By order OF the Court
IA JOHN r. JONES Judge
Dated Dudgeyille, Wis, April 81, 1859.