Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1889-11-02
Varieties.

Jaw-giana is good name for
talkative girl.
Those who have known real grief
seldom seem sad.
If wise men play the fool they do it
| with vengeance.
There is a little influence where there
is not great sympathy.
1t takes pretty woman to find out
I how nice mean man can be-
There is no limit to the age at which
a man may make fool of himself.
Agitation is the marshaling of the
conscience Of nation to mold its laws.
Tight shoes have their uses. They
help a man to forget his other miser-
les.
What we call our despair is often
only the painful eagerness of unfed
hope.
A man who cannot mind his own
business is not to be trusted with the
Kings.
Man will give ten words to the ex-
preston of his joy, and fifty to lament
his SORROWS
AS a general thing, when shorn of
all sham, the man who is faultless is
also calm.
Although I'm stuck up Pm not
proud" as the fly said when he crawled
out of the molasses pitcher.
Anger ventilated often hurries to-
ward forgiveness anger concealed
often hardens into revenge.
No grander thing can man do
than to give a helping hand to a man
who has become discouraged
A Paris paper devotes corener to
"frst-class deaths" VIII there be any
first-class resurrections, we wonder.
Some men are smart because of what
they say. Others are great deal
smarter because of what they don't say.
Teacher: Johnny, what are the
duties Of foreign minister ?" Johnny:
"To preach to heather and keep out of
the soup"
Talent, lying in the understanding,
is often inherited genius, being the
the action Of reason or imagination,
rarely or never.
It is not so much the length or the
variety of our opportunities as the way
in which we use them that will decide
how much they benefit us.
| The man who in time of peace deems
himself capable of beating an army, in
time of war thinks himself lucky if he
succeeds in beating a retreat.
Every man has natural right to do
whatsoever he wills, provided that in
the doing thereof he infringes not on
the equal rights Of any other man.
so far as I'm concerned, I'd marry
a small woman rather than large one
any day" "But why ?" Because of
two evils one naturally chooses the
least"
Truth is like light which can
not be extinguished. 1t may be put
out for time but will leap up with
renewed vigor whenever the occasion
requires it.
"Ah! good p quoted the cannibal,
as he swallowed the last morsel of the
tender little dude caught that morning.
"Me like dude. Just like calls head.
Yah yah p
Biblical information Sunday school
teacher-"We are told here that the
prophet rent his clothes. Why did he
do that ?" Tommy Spaulding- "P'raps
he couldn't afford to buy EN-"
"This is the very day to ask papa's
consent, Arthur Arthur: "Why
Is he in good humor? p Bertha "No;
he's frantic over my dressmakers bill,
and will let you take me off his hands,
at once"
A baby girl out in Missouri has
been named Rainbow Sixteen years
hence, when she is caught in a summer
shower, she should feel very much at
home, although she would then be a
little rain deer.
Judge a man by his eyes, but wo-
man always by her lips" said Bena-
min Franklin. Now we understand
how Benjamin happened to get so
deeply interested in the study Of cleo
trical phenomena.
AS penny held close to the eye
will shut out the glorious light of the
sun, 50 the habit Of petty gossip, mean
and poor as it is, will quite obscure all
the light which intelligent thought and
warm sympathy would shed upon hui
mainly.
Disposition, intellect, genius, come
pretty much by nature but character
is an achievement-the one practical
achievement possible to us for our
selves and for our children and all
real advance in family or individual
is along the line Of character.
Man is a harvester. He begins life
at the cradle; learns to handle the
fork often has rakish ways and sows
wild oats threshes his way through
the world, and when he arrives at the
sere and yellow leaf, time mows him
down, and his remains are planted on
the hillside.
A Dakota woman who wanted fur
cloak began trapping minks and tan
ming the skins. These she sent to st.
Paul, where they have just been made
into beautiful cloak, for which she
was offered 1925. A Chicago woman,
it may be added wanted beautiful
fur cloak about the same time. She