The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-12-19
Bainbridse Bsdsss.
BAINBRIDaE, o., Dec. IA, 1885


a disposition inclined to sleep, and anon,
to sluggishness. Too long has our pen
Gil put off the strange and stupendous
happenings of no,o paperless cambridge.
First in phenopena- is the conduct of
our little round clock typos are warned
not to omit letter in orthography)
which, singular, in view of past precision,
since the defeat OF Foraker, has stub.
bornly refused to run, saving and ac-
cept when topsyturvey it stands upon
its face and hands. So ashamed of
election that it's bushes must be hidden
in darkness and obscurity.
Our second phenomenon is Hymenial.
As "Sambo"say, "Done gone" Why,
Mr.. Editor, Mr.. Lon Crum and Miss
Ray Higgins hab 'mitted de onpardon.
able sin OF matrimony. Dey gone to
Dayton and neber come back no moe,
since de day dey went away. May they
never lack for crums-of comfort and
congratulations Then also our young
merchant, Kerns, and Louie Irons hab
committed de same trick wild wolf, or
RAIDER wild two wolf of different gender,
one of 'em fema- nine, the udera mascu.
line. Den "Haley" Jones is in Gle same
category. Name OF her "hub" forgot.
ten.
Now, Mr.. Editor, these tings all 'spired
since our last budget and our 'scription
is tru, tho it may be truly sed, dey are
decidedly colored.
Mr.. H. N. williams is thinking of
moving to cambridge.
Mr.. McCague is slightly perplexed
over the turn his late mortgage suit has
taken, but he has the backbone and
bottom physical and Financially to sus-
tain his loss.
Mr.. d. G. may wear shade OF sadness,
but his US is always SO, with thumb in,
for good measure. Mr.. Belford, the
limping soldier, is generous, but alas /!
like too many in our midst, his pension
IA goodly portion of it) is sa,oonward.
The "Social" at Pres. Parsonage might
Of 11th) Notwithstanding the rain flow,
was well patronized. A snug little sum
was realized. Arrangements are being
made in the NJ. L. and Pres. Churches
for Xmas entertainments. JosEPHAw.
NOTES, LITERARY AND OTHERWISE.
eve have waited long to see a work
that would treat the planet as a loving
thing and the atmosphere as an emana-
ton, a part of the globe itself-as much
so as the aura that surrounds an animal
organism.
"The phenomenon of the atmosphere is
one thing, but its Office as a part OF the
planet itself, its feeder, imparting to il
its life and the live source OF all living
forms upon it is quite another, and the
science of meteorology must be incom'
plete until these two conditions OF
functions are recognized"
The above is from review of "A
Popular Treatise on the Winds" by
VIM. Ferril, late professor and assistant
in the signal service. The writer is q
lady formerly Of Highland county, O..
and well.known correspondent of the
Highland News. She now superintends
the Current Literature" department Of
the Kansas City Journal and commands
fine salary. Copies are sent to thank
full friends. Ye scribes of the NH
take heart, for some day your develop
ment will we'll repay.
Announcements in the Century Maga
zine for 5000 promise detailed de-
scription of the strange earth-work
known as the Serpent Mound, of Adams
county, o." by Prof. Putnam.
Now, if our Legislature would appro
pirate small SUM for the purchose anG
establishment OF Fort Hill, we shoulG
be saved the stigma of acaiting till thu
ladies of Boston, or some far-away cor
poration, with only title of what shoult
be our interest, shall do the work for us
to our shame and everlasting disgrace.
The contest as to Republicans elected
in Adams county is progressing. Three
attorneys, of known ability, are actini
upon the Republican side and the pros
pect is favorable for Democratic de
feat. ]. A. w.
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