New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


What is the matter with Worcester, MAST Some
of the friends of Mayor Roche, Of Chicago, say nat ne
was defeated largely by the circulation OF the rep0s
that he was born In very pleasant IOWA.
A Very Close Friend -Travis-oldmanson Is one ct
your closest friends, isn't hel .s,.
De Smith-Yes; never could get RED out OF him.
burlington Free Press.
II all the railroads that talked of IN NorsA
Carolina were actually built. there would be very
little room for crops. All the same. North Carolina
Is on the eve Of great industrial epoch. In natural
resources and salubrty OF climate It Is surpassed By
few States in tho Union And II its advantages were
better known It would soon I'll up with very d.
sirable class Of citizens.
Papa THAT b to be,-You make a draft OF your
plans after marriage George and soo 70 ms
sir About fifty thousand win do, though. I'll draw
when we get to Paris.-(Chieago Journal.
Now that the baseball men have arrived, perhaps
politics VIII get little rest free and Independents
press will soon be deep In the discussion OF two
and three baggers daisy cntters' and SO forth and
msty freemen will soon be sitting on pine boards
shouting Go, you dufer, you've got to 60"
The following petition OF strapping young Brahmin
will give some idea Of what education OF the approved
state pattern is doing for India: c.hn,,,x., p,..
ter SON OF yentakisevara Puter native OF Pygatn w.
lSge, Nellunad Amsan, Wynaad Tauk, ain poor sne
NV mother and others died when was very young
when was six seven years old as han not any
one 10 support after that and TO edicate me wen
+ was nonrIshed mp 10 this time by the kindness OF
great gentleman and by tho slender means Hnicn my
father left for me h NS~ etsrmned to have small
house and q wife, for which most humbly Deg NO
great gentleman Of your Ranke to flnl my assse
and inward appearance that am unable to earn sS
bodily labour. The names OF those gresi senuemA
who assist me at this difficult time VIII DC remem.
bered for the whole my life, and pay 70 Goa OF tne.
feture benefit and hope God win return piee iSr
years old.'-(st Jsmess Gazette.
The idea that Kentucky vendettas never end Is 4
mistake. They always end promptly when inc iAs'
man Is killed.
Found Her out-NoraAv ye plaze MIN o. q, Kim inn
give 80 warnln' orm goin' ter lave 20 a. ID 'Na
N M htrs what's amiss. NOrai
NorsYe air SscavI6so nd nyr Warked out save
in ~ hist antilles an OF don't SEQ ser name In IN
Poor. Hoondrd at all, MIm.'-(The Epoch.
Daniel Baugh, Of scottsSurg Ind. is hundred years
old and a very remarkable man This last WINTER
he chopped all the nrewood for his son, who feeos
with old aes his eyesght as good as ever. and no
frequently shoulders gun and goes hunting On h'
hundrcdth birthday last week he danced is'
Her Appetite Caught Him.-Ed.-Why did you marry
"i'Ss nRecau,e she's no fraud asked Ter Of tbs
bali what / should got her from tho supper tsoie'
she rs : ss If s aRa
bottle Of cIarctS-CThe Epoch.
Tho town Of Plymouth. Mass, has voted $500
inward the celebration In that town Of the dedicaaon
OF the National monument to the Pilgrims On
August l.
Row who had caught q Rat In Trap was eoous
~ nisnstch II BY Drowning when the Rodent oegan
Rcwalfng his sad Fate and patheucaly inquired .,
Have ever injured you that you seek my Litei
@MNmli ySS be the Loser by restoring to LIB
90 Not nj alIs
TSen why not turn me loosei You seem to Feel
for me- x..,,v thu rroublsn replied the Boy.
vothsr has been scattering Poison all over the cell
lar and I'm afraid you VIII get some OF II ana pc =
Itn,csrIng Death. I'm doing the Mercy ACT ~
DrSwnlhg y SS citizen who hasn't done nothing
M9ras-m WI en- 5v the Police II saves him from COM
O. m,ttiny burglary or Murder-(Detroit Free Press
o.enh Clark says that there is not one well governed
.,., d. The land But as no admits that he has NOS
go ,or eight years. he is hardly in position 70
or,cs, other citizens for permitting tAis state Oh
affairs to exist.
Gotham's Sunday Concertsj-First alnstrsl-""haes
'he ssrSnd Minstrel gloomilyl-" Our manager mas
.,cTSd for six weeks in Eew-York blank him.
ushould think you'd like such long stand.
Inn Guess you haven't been there istey
We've got play every night, two mAanees anu '"'''
on sunday
YES blank the luck got to give sacred concern
I've been ordered TO dance clog 10 the tnc n ,hs
want TO be an Angel, and play old iunoIsa % ear
hanto with a back sOmersauIt AZ tho ohu Va 49,
line.'--C Phil adelphia Record.