New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-04
TIE TALK OF THE DAY Y.
II seems TO be a trlhe sbowery Of late-who said
there was going TO be drOuthl


Things reversed. beyond dispute;
For as each bather meets his view,
The lover smiles upon her subtitle
When Fortune smiles on you. don't examine hf
teeth.
lie wasn't a Bunco Man." Did you any bgnco
men while you were in New-YOrk, Uncle Abner''
No Sir not one" 80, - -,
l understood that you met slick stranger VINO
beat you out of 1902 49,
~Um~ah-w ell-yes, got playing cards one nigh,
and luck was against me 10 about that amount, but
that fellow want bunco man. If he was he'd hays
said So Your Uncle Abner knows enough 10 steaI
Gear of those bunco fellows.'-(Epoch
Who says that the coored man has no enterprise as
business mani Doubters should have been present.
on Sunday last at the morning service In the African
Methodist Episcopal Church in Cameron MO- "neh
they would have heard a member OF the congregation
deliver an eloquent address upon tbs virtues Oh ths
hair Oil of which he is an agent.
Welcome Change.-callera,M President ul
have long held the opinion tina, the oa' and
adequately express my detestation OF me hahgy
horde who are worrying you night aud day. SIM
The Presdent-Myl my! Come In sir; SIT down.
Cailer-Thank you, but time is very pressing. AS
I said before, l simply called to pay my respeous'
but while here might d a. ~ GaV case v any oca
starts on a still hunt it viii know where to ma me-
(New-York Weekly
There is a stone elephant In 1nyo County, Calls
fornia. The rock that has taken the form Of an
elephant Is a udfh gray SItule7 'HaN - "'''V'N
color of the skin of an elephant. The first travel
ers I'm California 1t IS said, catching sight OF ~
thought that they had found petIffied maStodoh'
Pluto Indian, on being asked II he mad ever seen
the stone elephant replied, " Ya'h, me sec MIN
many year 'go. Long time Injun no sabe him; now
see him all in big show up Nirginny O'V'
"What kind of a piece of ice do you call that "
demanded the irate housekeeper. she galed upon
the infnitesimal lump which the map had bro1gn.
Why, that won't last long enough TO pay putting
., pafpf pnpa
You'd fnd it more economical replied the iceman,
If you would take lee by the season on' you An'"'
Yes responded the honsekeeper, win some
accrbity. but l don't want it as get h'-(Bos'on
II anscrpt.
You say that in these salmon-boots, with this
,,bber ulster and my souwester on, stand in the
water all day long and let rain cats and dogs wnou'
my getting wet!'
Guarantee it, sir Usual acknowledgements
Cub?'
NO. III put 'em on now. Doctor has recommended
me TO WALK to the office every morning
There was explosion Of natural gas in 6a5ns,
wrecked the building. When we think OF ne amouns
Of natural gas in 'e Os should ' explode al once tho
cIty would be a total wnck-tAmerHan commerce"
Traveller.
A little girl Of Brooklyn has the misfortune 10 haS'
a father Of little ability aud an aunt OF MUS
smiahnitv. Contemplating these two, recently. she
hove 70 marry man like father or DO an old maid As
,rnt rare ~ The mother replied Yes. my DEAR
rhon that thouehtful child said What hard time
we moor women have, don't We motherl'
I'D at the Pole Is ice galore.
THERE'S the sea lions roar,
As through the fiigd seas they hoat,
Zach in t SO4 H. ana aol Sil Waep th USs
How crisp the air,
To- see vast mountains made OF ice
Dstnbs the rest which 10 the morn belongs
And drops upon the sidewalk with thump
that's half as big as what the money bought
when Nature wrought
one vast refrigerator here she built, IA.
Where milk stays fresh and collars never MI
Merchant Traveller
A poet who enrches the columns of The PeFv
lJerall.o of wyoming County, begins recent ehusioa
thus:
,Mone the happcst of memries haunting me yet
one summeeday CLEANS like jewel resell
"Reset. puzzles us and we should be glad II tns
bard wonld explain its significance. We doh A'O"
how IL may be up in wyoming County Dui mere ~
New York a Jewel in its original setting appears !"
inst a. good an advantage and commands Just q
high price as one that has been reset Nhat j. Wv
matter with the Jewellers OF Perry is their hls'
setting of a jewel merely tentative ana 'ru"e' ~
they hold that jewel is not TO be csarleu ds poP'
erly set until It has been set over agalh W" -,
,eemed contemporary The jewellers Weekly sho"''
look into this.
The Advanced Method. 2 phsnsom Mist or
so clad YOU like the story Of "Ihe fhah'o rs, &C.,
fSe sSadow Of n sound How far have you so'tS'
with it, -, -, a.. tast tbrce chi pters
and little in the middle Of the Door ,.od whom
First Omaha Mss-Neii 70" ", - 0iomaha World,
YOU read tie opening VI NV
Herald.
A facility that does not facilitate Is nuisance
An Elmer toreJ paper publishes the following S'
narkabIe story T.. c. stamper' eluIen on hsns s
has mst competed working up a ir tre when sw,. .
na h Mace adjoining town. He received Sl2 for S,s
bark butt frame house iaxSo o ieet bu 6Ise' WOOD wi
sh 1,,po fcet made $50 fence rails 10 feet long,
made 31 railroad ties and SO1 oosaS o6 'hc ,st wds
ana set long all nom tree, aud has part "
shs tlss left s-(San FrancAco Call