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St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
A NEW LIST OF DON'Ts.

Don't drink black or green tea.
Paint it red.
Don't wear high heels, and yet do not
walk altogether on your uppers.
Don't eat large, juicy steak at a
boarding house.
nDon't wear your bathing-suit to a
sleighing party.
Don't permit boy to eat more than
fifteen times a day if you can help it.
Don't permit your servant to place
fresh berries in the meat refrigerator
unless you carry the key yourself.
Don't eat Oh an empty stomach unless
you feel hungry.
Don1 read in street cars or iolting
stages. Get the conductor to read to
you.
Don't eat chicken salad if bob veal
does not agree with you.
Don't lose your head in case of violent
bleeding at the nose. You might need
it in your business.
Don't eat cucumberS or stale meats.
Send them to the preacher.
Don't eat Shad in hurry.
Don't drink liquor in large quantities
when suffering with delirium tremens.
Don't jump from the window when
suffering with alcoholism under the.
impression that there are snakes III the
room. These serpents are more imag1
NATIVE than real.
Don't sit with your back to a sight
draft. r..
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
PERSONAL.

France seems to think that Boulanger
and his followers should ''get'' to-
gether.
Joseph Chamberlain once wrote a
comedy which was Immediately rejected
as ''unsuitable to any stage"
In spite of his far from enticing name,
William Swindell, of Allegheny City,
Pa, has made fortune as contractor.
Attorney-General Miller is as skillful
Jehu as Secretary Rusk. But Tanner
is the great driver of the adminiStra-
ton.
Senator John Sherman never eats
sweets, asserts an enterpriSing journal.
We expect to see this startling item con-
tradicted.
Ex-King Milan. of Seryia. has become
an enthusiastic tennis player. 1t was
his fOndneSS for the racket that lost him
his throne.
The Duke of Fife is descended from
peddler of eggs. Perhaps that is the
reason he has shown such skill in feath-
ering his nest.
1t is announced in Baltimore that
Robert Garrett baS fully recovered his
health. He is spending the summer
near Bar Harbor.
For some days now Secretary Blaine
has been permitted to take charge of
his own health. Has the weather IA
tigued the correspondents?
1t is related of Jay Gould that he was
very witty as young man and fond of
lively conversation. His funds exceed
his fun in these days.
Edward Bellamy. author of Looking
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
THE TRUTH OF 1T.

Ex-Goy. CHARLES ROBINSON, who
was a resident of Kansas in 1855, and
one of its first Republican governors,
doesn't agree with Senator INGALLS, in
the view that prohibition prohibits in
that state. He spends his time in the
state, and, unlike the senator, has no
political purposes to subserve in the
matter. ROBINSON says there is no
such thing as prohibition in Kansas, ex-
cept in the constitution. The restraint
extends to the collection of the tax, but
not to the sale OF consumption. In fact,
he believes that there are three times
as many people engaged in the liquor
business as there were before prohi-
tion. The government permits have in
creased from LOO to 1900. and great
deal is sold at cider joints that have no
licenses. The cider used will rival the
whisky of other sections in making
drunk come. The only requirement to
avoid trouble is. loyalty to the G. o. P.
and a contribution to the campaign
fund
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
THE REST TEST.

In the August Forum Speaker CAR
Isle replies to the Vermont Senator,
MORRILL,, in regard to various claims
the venerable Republican sets up for
his party. The latter had alleged that
the CLEVELAND admin stration spent
about s1oO,oOO.00o more than the aggre-
gate of the four years previous. The
aged writer looked at the figures with
partisan glasses. Mr.. CARLISLE shows
that the increase was due to unayoida-
bic special causes, such as pensions,
the navy, postoffices and Geneva award,
while the regular expenditures were
actually less than the four years previ-
GUS, although there was extension of
public service to meet growing de-
mands. The test of economy and fidel-
ity in administration is found in the
regular lines of service, and by this
test the Democrats have good record.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
A LIFE AT STAKE.
Trial of Mrs. Maybrick' the Amer
lean BOrgia,

.
Trial of Mrs. AIaybrick' the Amer
lean Borgia.
LIVERPOOL, Aug. 1.-At the trial of
Mrs. Florence Maybrick for the MUIR
der of her husband, to-day, DR.. Fuller,
who attended Maybrick, testified that
he had prescribed tonics for Maybrick
on several occasions. His patient had
never limited that he was in the habit
of taking arsenic. nor did he present
any Indication of having at any time
taken the poison. Two chemists doing
business in this city testified that they
had compounded prescriptions for
Mr.. Maybrick. The medicines fur
nished by them contained no arsenic
The nurse, Alice Yapp. related the
Brierley letter incident and testified to
seeing the prisoner pouring medicine
domestic deposed that on one occasion
the prisoner finished preparation of
arrowroot, which she (Witness) had
begun, and that she (witness) after
wards noticed dark stains on the jug
that had not been there previously.
Witness also deposed that Mr.. May
brick received London medicine by
post. The cook testified that the
prisoner had directed that the London
medicine be poured into the sink, say
ing that Mr.. Maybrick would be a
corpse if he took another dose. On
cross examination, the witness gene
rally considered that Mrs. Maybrick
did her best for her husband, but that
she was set aside by his brothers
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
ACQUIRED BY STANDARD OIL.

That Giant Monopoly Absorbs All
the White Lead Manufactures.
New York Special
1t was reported to-day that the
Standard Oil company had made an
other stride toward controlling the com-l
mercial interests of the country by abb
sorbing all the white lead manufactor-a
les of the United States. Some time,
ago Col. William r. Thompson, who,
was until recently vice-president of the.
Standard Oil company, resigned from
that position to become president of the,
National White Lead Trust, which is vir-'
tnally a subordinate branch of the
Standard Oil company. The Nation
al Trust owns all of the differ
ent white lead factories in the country,
which, in the aggregate, represents the
enormous sum of s60,000,o00. 1t is said
that the Standard Oil company, within
the last few months, advanced this
enormous sum to obtain control of the
white lead companies, and now that
they have been successful their next
move is awaited with anxiety by the
small concern trading in tie commodity.
The last company to yield to the ma
tlonal trust of the Standard Oil COM
pany was the Atlantic White Lead COM
pany, of Brooklyn. 1t is said that it
cost the National Trust company 81, ,000,-
600 to secure control of it, and that on
the conclusion of the transfer Samuel
Colgate, the president of the company,
resigned, and his son was offered the
position by the trust at the salary of
$4,000 year.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

Backward was educated at Union col
lege, Schenectady, N. z, and in Ger
many. He was journalist for some
years.
Mrs. Walter G. Oakman, daughter of
the late Roscoe Conkling. is tall, pale
woman. with dark, gentle eyes and
luXuriant golden hair. She has been
spending a few weeks at Richfield
Springs, N. 7.
L. G. Parmelee, of Boston, has made
large fortune in peculiar way. He,
has the only plant in the Hub which
manufactures baked beans for daily de-
livery. He does an immense business
and clears large profits.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

graphic reports of the condition of the
market shall be sent and daily
posted at shipping points, the securing
of better transportation facilities and
rates; and the concentration OF ship
ments to large markets ouly. He favors
the auction system, believing that pri-
vate sale splits up the market and pre-
vents full competition. Mr.. Goodsell's
project was indorsed by representatives
from all parts of the country, and the
following committee On organization
and finance was selected: E. l.. Good
sell, J: Cromwell, New York; Snow &
Co., W. Q. Rogers 6 Co., Boston: J. Ii,
Gale, W. B. Reilly, Buffalo; George
Davis, Chandler & Sons, Cleveland; j.
Leverone, Davis & Co., Cincinnati;
Montgomery & Co., Goodale 81 Co., Ost-
age & Co., Chicago; W. q. Michaels,
Pancoast & Griffin, Philadelphia; G. B.
Stewart & Co., J. II. Leonard d Co., T.
II. Kepner & Co, Baltimore; Somers
Bros, Pittsburg Produce Co., Pittsbnrg,
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
VERY LIKE A TRUST.

Florida Orange Growers and
Dealers Organize for "Protec-
tiOn.'
NEW YORK, Aug. 1.-Steps were
taken this afternoon fer the formation
of the Florida Orange Growers and
Dealers Protective association, the OBJ
ject of which will be to control the
Florida orange business. E. L. Good
sell, the prime mover. says that the
orange growers have been receiving
mGCn too little for their crops, and that
their salvation lies in some concerted
action among the dealers. His scheme
includes the establishment in Jackson
vile of an Office from which full tele-
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
AN OVERSIGHT OF MAKEUP

A sweet little baby brother
Had come to live with Flo,
And she wanted it brought to the table,
That it might eat and grow.
SIT must wait for whiie,' said grandma.
In answer to her plea;
''For little thing that hasn't teeth
Can't eat like you and me-"
s'Why hasn't it got teeth, grandmaT'
Asked Flo, in great surprise.
"Oh. my; but isn't it funny?
No teeth, bat nose an eyes.
Igress," after thinking gravely,
t"rhey must have been forgot
Can't we buy him some like !grandpa'si
I'd like to know why not"
That afternoon to the corner
With paper and pen and ink,
Went Flo, saying: Don't talk to me,
If you do it stuTb me think.
I'm writing letter, grandma,
To send away tonight
An cause it's very 'portant
l want 10 get it right
At last the letter was finished,
A wonderful thing to see,
And directed to &c cd in heaven"
please read it over to me-"
Said little Flo to her grandma.
ITO see If it's right, you know"
And here is the letter written
To God by little Flo:
s'Dear God: The baby you brought us
Is awful nice and sweet
But cause you forgot his toofies
The poor little thing can'teat.
That's why I'm writing tniS letter,
A purpose TO let you know:
Please come and finish the baby.
That's all. From LITTLE Flo. "
-Plttsburg Post.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
A Sugar Kings Dainty Lunch.

PHILADELPHIA Press.
Claus Spreckels, whose fortune OF
s12OOO,0 900 grows larger every hour, ID
one of many notable men who drop in
at the Bellevue for lunch. He i,
socially inclined and nearly always ha.
somebody with him. He has no dyspep.
sia and his fancy roams freely. An
average lunch would include, say,
some nice teal duck, with jelly and
French asparagus, with champagne, of
course. After lunch he smokes cigars
that cost dollar each. His bright son
Adolph is also a good liver, with
partiality for French dishes. He ia
fond of sirloin la Russo, that is to
say, of sirloin with horseradish and a
sauce of plain cream and butter and sail
cooked together. He likes chicken la
Creole, too; that is, say, chicken stewed
with fresh mushrooms, green peppers.
tomatoes, little onion and butter and
salt. I his is pure French dish, and
there never was a French chef thai
couldn't make il,
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
The Worlds TalIest Chimney.

PhlladeIphla Record.
The tallest chimney in this country is
the new stack of the Clark Thread COM
pany at Kearney, near Newark, N. j.
1t is circular shaft 335 feet high and
291I feet in diameter at the base. This
chimney cost $4,000, and contains
1897 ZOO bricks. 1t VS. finished in Sep
tember last, but its Supremacy among
American chimneys will be brief,
for one Is now being erected for
the Fall River Iron Works company,
in Fall River, Mass, that will be $40
feet high and 80 feet in diameter at the
base. Chicago's highest chimney is 800
feet tall. American chimneys, however,
are mere pigmies beside some of the tall
Scotch and English stacks. The great
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
1t Hi ad to Come Out.

Chicago Tribune.
Were you ever engaged in traiE
rObbery?" asked the prosecuting at
torney, looking at him keenly.
81 was never indicted for train-rob-
bing," answered the witness eyasively.
"That is not the question:" said the
lawyer, 81 will ask you again: Were
you ever a train-rObber?"
Judge" said the witness, turning
imploringly to the dignitary on the
bench. "muSt | answer that question:"
''You must" answered the Judge.
''And remember you are under OATH"
The witness turned paleand his knees
knocked together.
81 suppose it's got to come out. i
sold books and bananas on the cars for
whole year when | was young fei-
low.r faltered the miserable man.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
Dublin's Chief Magistrate
Puts a Flea in Minister
Lineoln's Ear.
He Notifies Him That Presi-
dent HapriSon'S Letter
was Tempered with.
The Royal Yacht Hohenzol-
lern Bearing Kaiser Will
liam Arrives at Dover.
Don EvariSto Carazo, Presi-
dent Of Nicaragua Dies at
San Juan.

LONDON, Aug. Thomas Sexton,
lord mayor of Dublin, has written to
the United States legation with refer
ence to the letter received by him from
President Harrison. He reasserts that
the letter had been wilfully opened
and defaced before it reached his hands.
The seal, he says, had been melted. and
gum was was scattered over the outside
of the envelope. The gum used by the
person who opened the letter and the
gum originally on the envelope were
palpably different.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
The Atoms Tariff Illegal.

CHICAGO, Aug. 1.-Chairman Walker,
of the interstate commerce railway as
sociation. has issued circular. giving
his opinion as to the legality of the
tariff published by the Chicago, q Al
ton railroad, making through rates
from po ints in Kansas to Chicago on
live stock shipped over the Rock Island
to Kansas City, and over its own line
from that point to Chicago. MIR. Walk
er finds that the tariff is illegal, and
will appeal to the interstate commerce
commission for action.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
VISITING EDITORS.

st. Paul has been singularly blessed
the past week with an abundance of
editorial light. First the Wisconsin
editors and their wives and daughters
to the number of two hundred, shed the
halloWed light of their presence upon
us. Then came the Dakota brethren
with their wives and their daughters to
cheer us with their presence. And
yesterday the representatives of the
quill from far away Southern state,
the editors of Mississippi with their
wives and their daughters came up to
see this wonderland of progress, and
we hope will go back home with good
tale to tell. The exceeding amiability
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

of our Mississippi brethren was some
thing of surprise to a few who had
been educated to the partisan belief
that Mississipian never travelled with
out car load of shot guns. On the
contrary, milder hammered lot of
gentlemen and company of lovelier
ladies never struck the North hwest than
the Mississippi crowd who honored us
with their presence yesterday. To all
of our editorial brethren Of Wisconsin,
Dakota and Mississippi we say come
again. We feel that 1t is good for us
that you have visited us, and we want
a better acquaintance.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
SALUTING THE KAISER.
Emperor William, Protected by
His Navy, Arrives at Dover.

LONDON, Aug. 1.-The German inn
perial yacht Hohenzollern, with En-
peror William ON board, accompanied
by the German squadron. has arrived at
Dover. Salutes of artillery were fired
in honor of the emperor.
Emperor William will land at Trinity
pier at CoWes, where he will be met by
the Prince of Wales. The emperor and
his suite and the Prince of Wales
will then enter carriages and
proceed under a military eS-
cort to Osborne, where the queen will
receive the royal visitor on the steps of
the main entrance. Lord Salisbury and
other cabinet ministers and the princi-
pal court officials will be present. In
the evening the royalties will have a
family dinner
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
1t Was Explain a able.

New York Sun.
"Weigh me, please?" said Briggs, as
he stepped on the grocer's scales.
The man who manipulated the
weights looked at him in establishment.
Briggs looked as though he ought to
weigh 12O pounds, but the beam bal
anced at 202.
you must have something heavy
about your Clothes" said the grocer.
20. that's it," rejoined Briggs; 81
have my summers ice bill in my
pocket"
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
ROY ATTY MORALIZEs.

'Tis said his NObs. the Prince of Wales,
Went up the Eiffel tower.
And at the top he moralized
(0r SO we think)-on power.
Alas ~ he said, and his remark
is cynical in dryness,
mime is the highness Of mite;
But this is mighty highness.
Philadelphia Press.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

Townsend stack at Glasgow, the tailest
In the world, Is 454 feet high and so feet
In diameter at the base. Tenant q Co.,
of Glasgow, have a chimney 4Sbk feet
by 40, and the mills of Dobson & Bar
low. Bolton, England, have an Octagonat
stack 3674 feet high and SO feet ~
inches in diameter at the bottom.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

THE Discerning fishermen build fab
fics on the patience and caution dis
played by Mr.. CLEVELAND in his sue
cessful fishing for the wary and dis
trustful trout. A good trout fisher has
qualities that may be feared in the ang-
ling of the political waters.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
A Useful Appendage. A

Chicago American.
Editor-Ah, see you have brought
in that dialect story you spoke of.
Popular Authorizes, here it is; it is
a short story-only about 5000 words,
Editor-But, merciful powers! from
the size of your manuscript should say
it was story of at least 100000 words.
Author-Oh. but very little of that is
the story; most of it is glossary of the
dialect.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
New Wabash Organized.

TOLEDO, o., Aug. 1.-The new Wa
bash Railroad company was organized
here this afternoon at stockholders
meeting, in which the voting was prac-
tically all by proxy. 1t was a mere
formality, and the same officers were
elected as are now in power in the Wa
hash Western.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
ALL WANT A SLICE.
The Two Hundred Gilbert Heirs
Go TO Law.

Go TO Law.
WICHITA, Kan. Aug. 1.-Suit has
been commenced in the district court of
this county by all the heirs of d. W.
Gilbert to recover block of property
here valued at 81 ,0oO,O D. W. Gilbert
was banker here in 1871, but before he
died he lived for some years at his
old place in o no. This will pro-
vided that his property should be dis
tributed among his legal heirs, and in
a codicil his sisters children were
ma med as such. together with the tesla
tors father and mother. The property
was divided between the two latter.
The nephews and nieceS now sue for
possession. The property is now owned
by as many as 300 different people. and
they have combined to fight the suit.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

IT HAS been a familiar claim for
many years past that Kansas built
school house every day in the year, and
now one of the congressman of that
state comes forward with the statement
that the civil service examinations give
the educated young mind in the East
great advantage over the cropping intel
lect of Kansas and the West. Perhaps
the schoolmaster has not kept up with
the school houses.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
CELTS OUTVOTED.
Sexton Fails to Secure Justice for
DR.. Tanner.

Dr. TANNER.
LONDON, Aug. lin the house of
commons this evening, Mr.. Sexton
moved an adjournment, in order to con-
slider the sentence imposed upon DR..
Tanner, under the crimes act. He
argued that the charge against DR..
Tanner was not an assault with vio-
lence, that it did not come under the
crimes act, and that, therefore, the SEN
tence was illegal. Mr.. Maddern, So
licitor general for Ireland, replied that
there was a method of testing the legal
ity of the sentence without adjourning
the house. After lengthy debate MIR.
Sexton's motion was rejected-174 to
lis,
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
Surveying a New Line.

Special to tine Globe.
MILBANK. S. d., Aug. Ia survey
ing party in charge of Chief Engineer
n. B. Dare, of Minneapolis, started to-
day from this city on preliminary sur
vey of the Milbank, Egan & Sioux City
railroad. 1t IS thought that compara-
lively easy route through the hills
south of here can be found.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

THERE was no alarming increase of
the surplus in July, and still the
alarmed people responsible for TANNER
are investigating him. If they want to
inspire confidence they should not put
up any screens before the public eye.
It is public concern.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
A Dramatic Success.

Time.
Low Comedian-Ah, old friend, have
you seen De Ranter in his new play?
Comic Villain-No. by all things malt,
I have not. Do the gods look kindly on
him?
Low Comedian-Well, he doesn't
have much to do in the first or second
act. it's in the third where he wins his
laurels and the public heart.
Comic Villain-Ah, some lucky stroke
of genius?
Low comedian with touch of nature)
Yes, he doesn't come on at all.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

ONE night last week Philadelphia had
notable invasion of a sort of bug that
swarmed around the electric lights in
clouds. About the same time there
was similar appearance in this sec
tions. In Philadelphia it was pro-
nounced a buffalo moth, and attributed
by the scientists to the wet weather of
that section. Probably those in this
region were due to the dry weather.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

THERE is some apprehension appar-
ent at Baltimore and other Eastern
cities over the possibilities of Newport
News as point of export for the South.
The splendid roadstead at Hampton is
suggestive of a great future for that
nnint
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

A PHILADELPHIA paper is so warped
in its mental constitution as to speak of
a distinguished citizen of this state as
"the eloquent, though misguided, IGNA-
rIUs," and to hope that he will take the
Eastern stump in support of BACON.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
THE RAILWAY WORLD.
Huehitt Heads the Party.

s7 h'0' AACN~AS eAS 80 ~
Special to the Globe
HURON, s. D., Aug. IA number of
Chicago &c Northwestern railway Off
GERS arrived here this afternoon and
went to Pierre this evening. They will
return here in the morning and go north
to Gettysburg. where it is limited they
will arrange for building road to For
rest City. That this line will be COM
pieted by Oct. is assured. In the par
ty are Marvin Hughitt, e. Nj. Whitman,
S. Sanborn, P. Hallenbeck and j. S.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

THE salt trust seems to have passed
beyond the reach of saline potency.
The few millions of profit promised
were too meager to tempt capital, in
sight of so many bigger things.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02

THE chairman of the senate commit
tee in this city yesterday represents
population hardly one-third that of St.
Paul. Still. he can cast as big vote as
the New York senator, who has 5,000.-
BOO constituents.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
CaDied Breyities.

LONDON, Aug. 1.-Snow storms and icy
rains prevail throughout Switzerland The
mountain passes are partly blocked. Exten-
SiYe floods are reported in SileSia
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
lightning Tore His Shoes Off.

Indianapolis journal.
A miraculous escape from death was
reported this morning. A young man
named George Beatz, living in the ex-
treme southern portion of this city, was
struck by lightning last night, but al
though the bolt tore the shoes from his
feet, the burning and breaking of the
skin, and the shock he sustained, were
the worst results. Only the toe of one
shoe with the torn upper was left On one
foot
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-08-02
MAYBE YOU'VE NOTICED.

MAYBE YOU We NOTICED.
caught string of beauties
Up on the North Fork to-day,
The finest trout that were e'er pulled out
But the biggest one got away!
And down in the mill pond meadow,
The boys that were making hay.
With forks and rakes killed 5000 snakes
But the biggest one got away!
And so have heard of liars
Since Ananias' day;
There are just few that receive their due
But the biggest one gets awayl
-Punk