Telegram-herald., 1889-10-20


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WITH xinx xaalz, . he cen-m jumper, - "a
IS penaers skg9.ls through sane. p1lr
Of sro7sa canyas0Fsraii - alss heavy 4 ? 5oots
slxnrly EncIured NiIn q Tich, nzt brown
Ezgcr q tAs gzlss eo1atEy lie.
Pillow soams mag &c thrown aside 81
a.zhL Tkey srs mostly for day Wezr
6ous rgl4 thszn 1p IA = napkin rtug a. aiZst
waist etceFs haug tasm ca tns seed corn
or erie3 4pple craperY q the rocn- Pll-oS
SCANS - very fzT toward sweetenlnz Tie
hone sruosplers aud oealtif yilz tie home
pest shcw TIE whers tney have 30 pillow
shzms 28d / sil sA0. you . ces0-zts
hCCse. SHOW ne where there are 40 pillow
shans 4na 1 VII sl0H you 70 picl1re 0f
George " asllEzton n the at II Crossing
the De aware. SHOW me q pillow STAINLESS
home sld / ntA snow yoQ = hoLe where
there Is 10 coucn she'll On tie bureau, no
dried grass or everlasting flowers ca the
cen Ter table, 40 four O'c.9cks IA the 'front.'
yard or t4nsy IN the back yard. 10 soft
voiced Guinea hens Ia the barn .ot. or lev
bora 0leatinz Z ca Z ia the stable.
Ia criaxing &c a. tss-e, you should nos
dFaln ths glass a. Cnoe or An, as you
take IL Up. We, here We zor' or after
emprylng your glass look auxiousiy for
your check or ask t1s waiter TO make ~
tie sane 4gl,a for al hands" This -
coarse AID slacks OF tie common herd.
Watch y0ur host ant keep your vine low
cred 70 about the s4me notch IS his. Thea
you wiI BE- al right Tat Is tbs way they
Do Ia Paris II yoI are afraid - trust your
se.f o. drink auy more ~ - while your host
continues % daily VITA the sparkling, you
may ask Tor Y.chy water, which l md Is a
good drink % stick 70, especially Tor those
whose minds can not successfully grapple
with other beverages. Do not hang your
eyes out on your cheeks while drinking
vine, or drink too "a 81 and get il up your
nose.
II you drink coffee after your dinner DO
not, II you desire more than one cup, pound
on your saucer with the spoon or look
around and exclaim. "Hir' Be gentle and
ladylke ia yclr demeaaor, telling some
fresh l.Itle anecd0te % the guests while you
eat saucertll OF olives or pin fresh
sprig of celery on your coat.
Whea you get any thing hot in your
mouth DO not get mad aad swear, for tho
other guests viii only laugh az you, but take
10 out carefully and ask the hired girl 10 put
10 on ice alitlle while for you, or make some
other bright renarkIn French or English, as
the mood may strike you. Ia London notice,
also that II "a 70 longer de tr0D or sGchst for
a guest At table 10 remove his teeth when be
gets ii blackberry seed under the upper
plate. Oniy IN extreme cases Is 10 allow
able for privileged guests, for instance, who
g7t olive seeds or oyster shells under the
plate Of their artificial teeth 70 remove them
without being excused from table. THIS
custom also obtains in Paris, where they
are even more hnicky than at the courts OF
Europe, 10 seemed 20 ne.
It's now considered perfectly proper to
take the last OF every thing oa the plate,
for it IS presumed that there Is more down
cellar, or II not, the host can put on his hat
aud 90 down town for another supply.
Much laughter may be produced and gen
sral good feeling engendered by little sallies
aud jokes taken from joke book. have
"a English book Of jests which has helped
me 20 pay for many a meal Some of these
Jokes are real good. The best English Jokes
I have seen were made in Philadelphia.
Here is a neat httle one which you could use
after some Que has first played a piece on
the piano or violin.
"A vain but Indifferent performer hav-
Ing amused a company with several
onatas, observed that they were very diff
wish that they had been impossible"
Here is a good one 70 use when you visit
Paris. In order 10 show that you are familiar
with French history
"An aged but bright French actress was
once cast tor a rather young part and 80
had % spruce up. Among other things she
got new and beautiful set OF teeth at the
swell dentists. But they hurt her mouth
exceedingly during the play, and after the
last act she hurried 20 her dressing-room
and hastily took them out. she put them
IN her pocket, and, forgetting about the
tech, impulsively sat down on the pocket
containing them. With a wild yell aud a
French oath she bounded into the air
What j. the matters" afriend asked her
'Ob, nothing, monsieur. l only bit NY
self
No, 1 do not approve Of the custom Of hid
ing a hunk Of bread, as yOu SO happily ex-
ptess L.. in 4 r0i.ed-up napkin for the guest
o Jerk loose over the floor. When the
custom Of feeding people with canton flannel
cakes az breakfast on the first day Of April
IS abandoned, this reprehensible practice,
also. Will cease.
You may eat radishes WITH the shuck on.
Pounded glass VIII also be furnished if you
speak about 10 in time. Do not swallow the
seeds OF apricots or peaches. Take them
home aud plant them Do .he same with
watermelon seeds. When cigars are
passed around take one FOR smoking pur-
poses and one 70 put in your pocket You
viii then convince the host, II you have not
already done 40, that the social circle in
which you should move may be found with
in the narrow confines Of the pound.
AID AAxe