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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-10-18
THE OLD MAN MAKES A sWOP.

I've swopped Their ole gray mare, Lizer,
md GIN ther cash ter boot
'Twixt her nd er peart y6xeg mule, Lizel
Thet'll jest my fancy suit
What Sorry / swopped her, Lizeri
Wal, wife, that's pow'ful strange,
lowed yer'z tired oy her, Lizer,
md like me, wanted chanpel
We've had her with us 80 long, Ell,
Yer hates TO lose her nowi
Wal. vile, its Gurus how wimmin
Ill hev sech feelin'sl Somehow
When't comes ter tradin' md swoppin',
They're allus at a loss;
Wimmin amt meant fer biZness
'When't comes ter tradin' er boss
Now don't begin ter cry, Lizer,
ND 20 on in tibet fool way;
Els too late now ter be snifin'-
Their ole mar s gone ter stay!
Now Jest sort o. reconsider,
md you'll low wuz right
In gettin' rid ov Their critter
With sech er trade in sight.
What's tibet yer sayl- Whooi-Lizerl
Whoa! yer Internal WhOaW
Good Lori Wuz tibet an earthquake
Ez elevated me so.
No. Now / rccklect, LiZer,
Twas tibet air mule! Say, wife,
I've got or kickin' catapultl-
Their wust trade in m life!
Talk erbout swoppin' bosses
I'm sick eZ sick kin be-
Ter think tibet kickin' varmint
Could be worked of on me
Thet trader wuz er rascal
But sence brng't ter mind,
forgot ter tell him, Lizer.
Their ole gray mar 'ouz blind
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-10-18
BrOugh and Coywiu.

In one OF his political campaigns,
Gov. Brough was pitted against Cor
win. In the course of his speech the
Governor said: Gentlemen, my hon.
ored opponent himself, while he
breaches encouragement of home in
dustry, has carriage at home which
he got in Eng land-had it shipped
across the ocean TO him. How is that
for supporting home industry and
laborp When Corwin's turn came, he
began slowly and in a stammering,
confused manner, as II he felt himself
in very embarrassing predicament.
We'll, gentlemen" he said, "you
have heard what my friend, Mr..
Brough, has to say of my carriage.
plead guilty TO the charges and
have only two things TO say
in my defense. The first is that
the carriage came to me from
an English ancestor as an heirloom.
and | had TO take it; the SO cond is that
| have not used it for seven years, and
it has been standing in my backyard
all that time and the chickens have
converted it into a roost Now. gen.
tlemen. that is all the defense have
to offer; but before | go on with what
have to say upon the topics before
us, 1 should like TO ask how Brough
happens TO know anything about my
carriage, unless he has been visiting
my chicken roostP"-Argonaut
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-10-18
He Was Chopping Wood.

Patrick OKeardon in cbopping
wood with Ratchet the other day was
so unfortunate as TO Craze the
thumb of his left hand, with
which he was steady the piece OF
wood he was splitting. Ruefully gaz-
ing at the injured member, he re-
marked: "Begorra. it was good
thing | did not have hold OF the ham
die with both hands, or I would have
cus IL of, sure!"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-10-18
Would See Him Again.

In .Meadville, "A couple of days since.
a young man called on Court Clerk
Gaskill for marriage license. On
giving the lady's age as twenty he was
told her parents consent was necessary.
He meditated and concluded: Just
let 1t GO few days. I've got another
girl that / like pretty we'll, and think
she's OF age. may change my mind.
I'll see you again, anyhow"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-10-18

Lord Shrewsbury's new hansoms
are TO carry electric bells, and the old
speaking trap in the roof will be re-
placed by speaking tube.
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-07-20

If you feel an interest in what women are doing
in this and other countries, subscribe for WoMAN's
CHRONICLE.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31

rur9ie cine tpeit bef9rdtttere sntpens
bung ols friiblr; mir baben Die @efabz
ren, tpel6e bieielbe berbeiflibren fann,
erlt mad unb tod fennen gelernt. Das
Wtittel fam ni6t nur gnt,unounaen
unb granb erseugen, Ionoern aud burh
Slutbergiftung t6bten. gs entfaltet
feline CUTE @igeni9aften uur in Der
9anb beg funbi9en Qr5tes. Sd uiber=
ratbe blermit aufs Oringenbffe, pbne
Nnorbnung zines 9r3tes garbolfdure
anautpenbeu. QIs bas bette nmF6lag.
mittel Bel friid)eH 8erIeBungen ratbe
i'd bas in ben Npotbeten tdufli9e 8lei.
tpafier on. = Nls @egengiff bel @ar=
bolfdure 8ergiftungen bemdbrt fi9 Der.
DNeo. prelie" 3ufol8e gew6buli6 Geife,
wenn lie iOfort unb tpieberbolt bis
gum Veri6mitoen aaer 8ergiitungsers
i9einungen eingegeben mirD.
Die Summe oer als gbrengabe
ftr Griebrib gobeaitebt, ben 9i1ter
bes Mfiraa S9affp, ein9egangenen gei=
fridge betrdgt nur 43,500 Marf. Das
bon entfallen auf bic Der. Staaten
runb 5000 Mart unb 1000 Mart auf
Gotta &ica. Gait bic 0dlfte iener arms
feligen ca. $4,000 ltammt alIo aus
benz 9luslanbe.
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ltebet @naoe oeaen end, 5clbft

uno beber5t has 6leben I'M 9lfe, bas ron eurer 2ez
Der auSsebt, penn teies Organ inter Gt6runsen lei
ret NlS plde Itnb gu be3etaneu Steben in her red
ten Sette uno unter pem re@ten S9uertlatt sebIi6e
6drbun9 her 9aut unp ber @usdpiel, beleste 3unse,
iaurer atbem, sufrtiaeS Gppfpeb unp rpr @aem unre
9elmaBiser Stublgans. Die gBpbbat, nie tbr eem err
trantten Srgan Suwenpen pcut, erfplst beiten in
Dprm eer loTcrtisen Ipitemdben gnmenpung ppn S9ps
etter Wasenbitters, bielem sutrdgliheu alier St=
mulantten bic 2eberrrlle erpeiit lid alSbaIo bantbar
eur9 ipfcrttse 2Bteneraunabme uno reselmdbise Grs
fuuns tbrer auSi6eioenoen unb blutreinsnren Stunt
ttpneu. Gu ben bierau5 reulrenhen aunitigen
2etrtunSen sebbreu eie eraeute 9erpaunssdbtsteit,
Seireiuns ron Rcrfpeb unp tte ggieberaufnabme rer
3bdttsteit ber 9tngemebe. Vile btb1en Spmptrme
rerihpinpen, 9rpetit uno Shlaf lrcrnen normal.
9Scbtbuenp up Die gBirtunsen res 8ttter3 lei malaz
ria drtigen rantbeiten, Rtereuleicen, rbeumati6eu
Shmerleu unb Rerpplit6t.
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Wm@ u0mm
ANTONIO

Sic, baB ernite &eoer beute iirensitens
berp6nt fin6!
llno benno6, liebes Grdulein, fagte
ct aa9 einem tursen Ghuanfen baItig;
mir 1T es iebr ernit gu Wtutb, id mub
nit Sbnen reOen, i'd bin Sbnen cine ges
tpiife @rfldrung f6ul6iS
S6uloie? risf iie, nit Dem SUP trdf.
tig aufs GIG itamrfenb. 96ulbig iinb
sic mir tpirtli6 ni6ts - iebenfaas fei'
ne lamgen @rtldrunsen unb &ebensars
ten.
Das flang 3iemliGb f6nippii9, aber
ibr Nuge blibte ba3u 10 iibermtitbig frob
uab 10 f6alfbaft berausfDrberub, baB er
D0llig bertuirrt tpurbe. uub .bann lieB
lie plobli6 feline 3dnbe log unb ltano
bor ibm nit geieutten 8liden ftumm unb
reguugslos, als tpplte fie iagen: Da
baft 9u midi 9tun umarme mid!
Oa fam es iiber i'm ME ein frenoiger
SrDB, unb er ba1te: @ut benn, tpeun
fie ni9t b6reu min, bann -. unb in
beieligtem Saumel breitete CT bic Mrme
aus.
Sn bieIem Nueenblid erI9oa 5iemlit
nabe elm miBt6niges, tpiberpdrtiges Sc
fl1ff uno @eipinfel. geibe bliften ers
f6rofen sur Seite = unb fiebe ba, iiber
bas Sis paii6te in ben ungef1idtetften
Spriingen, immerfort ifolpernb uab
ausgleitenb, Der 9unb Mollp, ber bdBs
Ii6fte uno gemeinfte ieines @ef9le9ts.
Dieter garitig fOmif6e 4nbIid ma6te
einen ion6erbaren &iB in bic erreste
Stimmung Der beiben Menf9en; Nlma
rief nit balb sorniger, balb meinerli9er
Stimme: pfui, bas 1T Sbr abi@eulis
6unb, Der ba fDmmt!
Iu6 fein 9err warb teinestpess
freunblib geitimmt bur9 bas un3eitige
gri6einen bes Sbieres.
Sd bate i'm eingei6lOfen, brummte
ct perlegen nnb drgerlid5, er muB fi@
irgenbtDie fret gema6t baben.
Greilib muB er bas. rief 9llma ers
aiirnt, aber 10 iasen sic bas greuli6e
@ef66pf bod fort! 2aIfen sic es ni6t
beranfsmmen! Seben Sieabo9, es 1T
gans i6muBis!
SH Der 2Dat Datte 0a5 ungltGltd1e
Sbier es auf irgenb cine rdtblelbafte
Weiie fertig gebra9t fib auf benz gldn.
5enb fauberen @iie 8au9 unb 8eine auf
bas ariinbli9fte 81 bei9muben. Sci.
mem Serrn parb bic Gage febr unbebag.
lid.
Wlari9, na9 9aus! rief er raub unb
na9te bic OrObgeberoe bes 5teintper.
fens suslei@ NIT elmer Miene, tpeI6e eis
men 9aufen 2anbstne9te in bic 5lu6t
Sef9lagen bdtte; MoGp aber lieB fi9
ni@t oermirren nod einf6a9tern, ions
bern itrampelte fif unter berftdrttem
Jreuoen9ebeul ndbsr uab ndber, OBJ
glei9 er in ieinem Gifer nod 6fter als
borber ausrutf6te.
@ottbol6 beriubte eiu anoeres Wiits
tel, um tpenigiieus 3sit 81 getpiunen:
ct bob eineu biirren 3wsig auf, rief:
Gpport! unb mari iba 70 tpeit tpie m6gs
li6 iiber bas @is.
Go9 aud bieie 2ilt periiug ni9t.
WOllp bate i'm gtaui6 Der Wteoeries
bensfreuOe alle &uniie pergeieu. Sept
mar er ba un6 fpraug gliidlelig tpinIelnb
uno belleaO an ieinem Serrn enlpor,
nidt obue bic ausgebebnteiten Spuren
ieiner i6muBigen pfoten auf beIen
&Ieibern gu binterlafen.
(SOtfstung fOIgi)
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= 9lus &beinbefen wirb mitsetbeilt,
ooB bic WeinIeie bereits begonnen bas
be uno baB ber @rtrag ein auBerges
m6bnli@ gutter au uerben Derfprede.
9ie mcme Gntoecfmna.

Sie Aue baben Sbre 6reunte unb Setanuten baepn
irreden bbren @ieuei6 ue Gle aud ielbit Gtner ppn
Oeneu, lrelte an ih ielbit eriabren baben rte 9ut
bteS Dittel lit. gBenn Sic e5 lemal5 peruht baten,
eann iiub sic aud eu treuer 6reunb happn. Deun
rer etnmdi etneu 8eriud NIT Or. Stnss Reuer Gnts
feduns gemaht bat, Der bait e5 aud prH ber 9et an
tmmer in ietnem Saule. Benn sic e5 npb nemalS
gebrauht baben, uuo eiueu puien rber eiue Grtdhua
bahen iouen, rber ir9eno ein seireu her 9uuse beS
Sdle5 oeer ter 8ruIt bann rcrihaiicu Sie lih ejne
6aide bterrrn unp rerluhen Sic es. Der (srfpla
miro in iepem 6aue sarontrt, peer eaS 0elo rtrb o
r0dsgaRn. @robeFai6eu gratis in Der Npptbete pon
Sreib, Gbcmplcu 4 Gp.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31
@ines imnsea Mapaems Summer,

als iie in ibrer triiiT9en 2ebensperiooe
bic &eiae ibres @eii9tes unb ibrer Sc
ftaIt f6minben unb ibre @eiunbbeit
ourf funttionele unregelmdBigteiten
beorobt fab, oeruanbelte li6 in brsube
uno Dantbarfeit nod elmer furaen
eelbiibebanblung nit DR.. Pierce's s
Favorite Prescription. Sc reiH,ete
nnb berei@erte ibr 8lut gab ben Mie<
ren, benz Magen, ben @lngemeibsn uuo
anberen OrganeH cine gefuMoe Sbdtig
teit. unO ibre &ddtebr gu robuiter @e-
funbbeit fOlgte f6neQ mad. Sc ilt bic
ein3ise Mebi3in fir Grauen, lpelbe BON
Npotbefern berfauit tpirb unter Ell :
ner poiitipen @arantie ieis
tens ber Gabrifanten, baB fe in iebem
Gale aufrieoenftelen, uber bas @elb sus
rtidgegeben pirb. 9ieie @arantie 1T
auf ben Jlaidenumf6lag gebrudt unb
oiele Sabre lang 9etreull9 eingebalten
morbeH.
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@ine neue Qrt ppn selbfmp,

= Cine neue Grt BON SeIbiimorb
bat ein Or. 9leini6mieo aus S6lefien
iin9it in ber S6pefelb6ble Beg fDge.
nannten Stintberges in ben &arpatben
in Nnwenbung gebra9t. inbem er frei>
pillig 10 lange giftige Sole einbau9te,
big er eine 2ei6e uar. S9on na1
3mei Sasen fanb er in bem Or. &oIenz
berg aug Wien einen Na9abmer.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31
0efdrbte Qaluns.

40 3Oll treiter 8attiif, quite Waare,
10 unb 123 Gents per Ouro; Ylaib
3apne, 80 3Oa brett, in Tarten, 10
@ents; 100 Stitde Bertb Orsanbies.
123 Gents; @able @oro Srsanbies, 121
eentS; Periii6er Muu auer Wrt, 30 unb
35 Gents; Gmericun @bauies, sebrudt
nnb edtfarbia, IA Oarbs fir 81.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31
w,osoebenoc gluiid,te,t.

Der Gounip anpalt Dinn6ap pen SLAP &c., leras,
ast g5 babe Gleetric 9ttters nit nem uberrdlheub=
ten 6rfrlse sebraut. Dleiu 8ruher lit ebeufaaS in
9phem @raee al Malarta INN @elbln9t, rnroe aeer
furd reiseitisen Gebrau@ ener Meeieiu ned seretet
Gr rercantt feline Rettuns ousGIieblih eem Gleetrt
8itters.
9err .. s. @ilcrrfon ron 9prie Gape, 8p., fugt
etn ahnlthes 3eugnB btn5u, infem er aSt 6r slaubt
pohttr, haB er seitcrteu pdre, bate nit Geetrc
Stter5 aHgepanet.
Ste1e ausaesetdnete Wiehieiu fdnet eegen 0eu9ue
nne aue malari6en eecen ebenlewpbl rie e bieilben
6eslettst nnlbertrefHtb tit eS aud BEL eeberz une
aerenleteen, iepte alien lbrigen S6runSen her Yers
eauunSentSane 9retS so Gents uHo 81 per 5laihe in
allen Gp0tbeieu. Wbpleiale bel DreiB, I6pmpfon & &c.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31

ldrsr. Sic iinp aasse5siduet in Der
wdids unb i'm @aru ssfarbt.
9dcttifde 3epbHre ullerlebter MObe
in alien Wnftern, iclio sefdrbt, 81 3oll
breit, Is Gents.
Cine tibi6s Nuswabl ron 5dcttis
f&en Gbambrap8 IS unb 40 gente.
@rcBer 8rrrotb bon @lassop Be-
p9hrs aller Nrt.
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gsei6e 9aiuns,

25oO Darss 5beer, ,puir,core, Blaib
sawas, 10 Gents per garb; M}arieines
BON 123 Gents per OarO al; feline
Piques, Is eeats per Dutb; Dreb @am=
bries, 12a, 163 uno 20 eents; ensliiae
@ambrIes nno @ainicrfs, 36 3cll brett,
20 Bic so Gents.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31

Sn Bremen III segen ben &aufs
mana Warnebolb, Der in bic befannten
Warinefdwinbeleien peripidelt mar, Elm
etedbrief pegen urfunOensGdll6ung
erlaien tporben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31
Qamns.

Bir baben iebt tltsbrere bunbert 9tiide
amerifaaiiden, en8lifden, iriiden, franz
38fiden uno i6wei3er Babritats 5ur 9ln,
iiat ausiesen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31

9ie reinigeuben, fdulniBberbinoerns
ben uno beilenbeH @igenf9aften bon
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy linb uns
errei6t.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31

Cine cllItdnbise NuswabI Der neues
fen W}niter gu 12a uno Is Gta. per Oaro.
156 Stife "New Departure" gu 20
unb 25 Gents.
Dies itnb Wuiter fran36fiider Sanlsz
let unb CUTE Baaren.
1889 Sritblinsswaaren in foliben Gar-
Sen 125, Is uuo 20 Gents.
5d)ottiide 3epbprs.
DieIe Waaren neroen inmer pppus
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31

8arnabp's auerifaniide @insbans
far Damen= unb ainber Sleiber, ertraz
tein, 20 Genta.
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sSrausoliide 5atius.

ssSn yew Porter unb 8pitoner 3eitun=
gen tperben iie nit 375 unb 33s Gents
per Oarb annpncirt. Wir perfaufen
biefeIben Waaren in ben fdSnften Wus
fern au 35 unb 80 @ents per Oarb.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31

Die
B0dentli9e 5reie greiie flir geras
eri9eint
ieoen QomnerGag
unb toitet
$3.50 fitr SaS Sabr poer $1.25 f,is
6 Wunate tn NDranebesablnma.
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Mmerifaniide 9atius.

Sn aeuen i6Snen Muifern nur 10
Gents per Oarb.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-08-31

sdslide 6reie @reiic fit Seras
erf9eint
mit @usnaGtme oes Sonatass
unb foifet
$1,000 fir oas Sabr pSer $3.50
fit 3 MDnate.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-09

chants carnival at independence. a.
mong her many ornaments wore in
the front of her dress skirt a marriage
license and in the rear a divorce I'm.
iquely gotten up with red ribbon and
gold seal attachment.
Mexico Intelligencer; Exchanges
throughout the state have had great
deal to say this year about curiosity
in the way of eggs, but none of them
begin to compare with one brought in
last week by Uncle Tom Ellington,
who lives out north of town. 1t was
the maiden effort of a Plymouth Rock
pullet and resembled perfectly for
med gourd, handle and all. The
freak can't be accounted for unless it Is
that the hen ate quantity of gourd
seed. 1t is certainly a curious freak
and worth cackling over.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-09

There is more Catarrh in this sec
ton of the country than all other dis
eases put together, and until the las
few years was supposed to be incur
able. For a great many years Doc
tors pronounced it a local disease, and
prescribed local remedies, spd by con
stantly failing to cure with local
treatment, pronounced it lncurable.
Science has proven eatarrh to be
constitutional disease, and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by F. J. Cheney Il Co., Toledo, Ohio
is the only constitutional cure on the
market. 1t is taken internally in
doses from 10 drops to teaspoonful
1t acts directly upon the blood and
mucus surface of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any cass
it fails to cure. Send for circular:
and testimonials. Address, +. j.
CHENEY s. CO., Toledo, Ohio.
RY Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-09
MEN AND WOMEN.

-Itis reported that Mr.. Mast, the
artist, lost his thousands in California
specuiations. He drew it all out,
and now he hopes to draw" it all
in again.
"A lady says that the greatest OBJ
lection to lawn-tennis is that it har-
dens the hands. But then it sOftens
hearts and is a great promoter of mat.
rimony.
Secretary Tracy's phrase, "Our
best citizens, the workmen of A
merica," seems to have struck chord
of admiration throughout the country
and is frequently quoted.
There is a giant rose-tree in
Roostoen, Holland, which has held
5000 roses at the same time. The
owner, Mime. Regnen, considers it
one of the great wonders of the world.
The sale of Cardinal Gibbons's
sFalth of Our Fathers" has reached
10000 copies. 1t is safe to say
that no work of a Catholic author
published in America ever had such
a circulation.
When the college graduate finishes
his beautiful Grafton and makes his
retiring bow to the Faculty and aud
fence he always seems to feel that the
Almighty must know more than ne
did before.
Prof. T. II. Huxley slys that he
has never entirely recovered from
the effect of a bloOd-poisoning con-
tracted during his first post-mortem
examination, performed when he was
less than fourteen years of age.
The Civil-Service Commission
has found one post-office conducted
strictly in conformity with the civil
service rules. The Postmaster, whose
name is Sexton, probably buried all
party prejudice when he took his oath
of Office.
The poet Whittier has doubled
his annual subscription to the Hamp-
ton (Va,) Institute. This he does
to emphasize his continued confidence
in the management, which has been
the subject of considerable adverse
criticism of late.
"A Southern critic claims that
the poetry of Miss Orelia Key Bell,
of Atlanta, Ga, is the nearest ap.
proach to Mrs. Browning's since
"Aurora Leigh was given to the
world. Miss Bells compositions,
especially her sonnets, have pleasant
poetic ring to them, certainly.
"A personal note from Walt
Whitman, refers to the health of the
venerable writer as follows Il an
easier and rather better these days
and am wheeled out in a strong viii
low chair every day. But am 8
bad old wreck" Let US hope that
the "old wreck" may find itself sail
ing on smooth waters and before gen
tie breezes for many days to come.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-09

The most demagogical of sll the re-
publican platforms of recent years is
that just adopted by the convention
in Ohio. [. is claptrap from begin
ming to end. 1t does not contain a
single enunciation of public policy to
be hereafter pursued. 1t is a mere
verbose, fulsome and glaringly false
iaudation of the worst developments
of republican misrule. 1t praises
without stint practices which every
Independent mind condemns, and it
has no good word for any conservative
rule or tendency. Its one idea is to
secure the votes Of a corrupted people
by the distribution of public money in
extravagaut expenditures aud bount-
les. If the democrats fail to carry
Ohio this year it will not be because
the republican platform places any
obstacle In their way.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-09

Miss Fortescue, the English
actress who was fortunate enough to
obtain $4,000 damages from Lord
Cairns in breach-of-promise trial,
some years ago, has just succeeded in
winning another case of a similar ma.
ture against a Mr.. Laurence Henry
St. Paul Moore. On this occasion
she was content to accept verdict OF
81, 800. 1t is evident, therefore, that
the preaching of Miss Fortescue's
affections as pastime grows cheaper
as time rolls on
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-09

The seven negroes on the jury in
the Mellow case In Charleston were
prejudiced against the late Capt. Daw-
son, it is said, because in his newspa-
per he had drawn unfavorable COM
parsons between the whites and
blacks. He certainly could have
done nothing in all his lifetime TO
subject the colored race to such odium
and contempt as the verdict of this
piebald jury has inflicted.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-09

1t is reliably stated that about the
18th of septe mber the Kansas City
Star will enlarge to the same size as
the Times of that city, but will sell
for two cents per copy. 1t is being
more and more clearly demonstrated
that afternoon publications are favor
ties with the people and that they
prefer to get the news skeletontinized
in advance rather than to wait for
the morning papers. The Star is a
bright paper, carefully managed,
clean, neat, and it deserves the sue
cess it has achieved.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-09
MISSOURI NOTES.

-Artesian concerts are the latest
fad at Nevada.
Bees swarm on the business houses
at Hannibal.
"A glass factory is trying to break
into Hannibal,
There is talk of a two cent
morning daily at st. Louis.
jefferson City sent over 5000 to
the Johnstown sufferers. Carry the
news to Topeka.
"A Rails county man receives more
mouey from the zinc on his farm than
from the crops.
1t is thought now that st. Louis
will have a new Union depot by the
time the Cronin mystery is cleared up.
-Sedal;a wants to trot in the same
class with Nevada and Clinton and Is
going to bore for an artesian we'll.
The ST. Louis Browns may be
interested in the announcement that
Rich Hill has organized base ball
team.
A vacancy in the coal oil inspect
orship at St. Joseph has caused the
hotel business at Jefferson City to
pick up.
Congressman Mansur is down at
Oklahoma sizing up the country.
Charlie had q good deal to do with
making Oklahoma.
As between pistols and an elect
ion, it has been decided to resort to
the latter as a means of settling the
postoffice fight at Nevada.
"A Hannibal girl has discovered
that chewing gum makes good fish
bait. II might suit women, but it
would never do for men.
1.-THE bride was one of our oldest
citizens" says Missouri exchange,
and the editor wonders why he didn't
receive any wedding cake.
A minister of one of the leading
churches in Mexico has been placed
in position which renders it exped-
lent for him to prove an alibi.
"A man of 68 years married a
woman of So at De Witt the other
day. In the words of the old song,
There is nothing half so sweet in
life as loves young dream"
Miss Lally Henry, Who represen-
ted the court house in the recent mer.