The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-06-06
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fsase Lady Mr. cssaaclor. will
hsst time 70 tsy e0oi hy % my i,iend'sf
Coedscior ~Gpsfs nor. miss; this train
Isatss 10 $50 bour 90 bali
ols inside hrd themselves lfe4ttd by
ibe sorld reiy much like ordinary seccpd
hsna bpola Thsy are 20, old enough 10
be ists aad Dot pss enough 10 be dear.
TIE editor q paper published on
he lsta 0nnds rays thai tue weak pre-
'ioas 10 bad three irctes Of water 10 bic
.sueium fiat IL mote than be ever bad
10 be stomach
Madam repfoaebisily remarked tie
trap 10 -Lum The young housewife had
given couple Of cold biscuits Of her own
make. have asAed 70 ior bread and ye
have gwen ne aione.
Msy catch yonr ear for momsutf
sslj the sa5scloHs tibet - he grabbed the
lsdy's earring CeiiaiuIy, interrupted the
policeman. and the freedom you take EN-.
braces the privileges Of my club.
Miss pyrte- whA. makes you such
confirmed womsu.hster. Mr.. 0lebAch1
Mr.. olebaeh Well, when was young
man woman made fool Of me. Miss
Pyrte~And you never goi over IN
Anglomsniac That's The way II goes.
II ne hunt foxes; folks say we're cruel; il
We huni spisced bags, folks laugh at us.
What can We hunt without exciting indig
nation or ridienlei Small Boy Rats
"A certain clergyman, who recently had
an oyereoat and umbrella stolen from his
hall. thinks that the thief is likely to turn
up 10 the world where neither oyerooat
nor umbrella will be essential to COM
fort.
"A supcrtitious man after reading an
advertisement beaded; Cut this out. il
may save your life. cut the advertisement
on, aud pasted II 10 his hat, and the same
day was struck on the head by brick aud
killed.
Tell me the company you keep. and
III tell you what you are Well. keep
the company OF poets, mos. OF the time |
Then l suppose you're literary man
yourself Nopl Tn a waiter a. the Par
nassus Club.
Ed bear Billy was very brilliant at
Smiths reception last night Al-Yes. in.
deed. He sat down on box Of fnsils
that be had 10 | Is swallow-tail coat and
the girls had to pour ice cream on him to
put out the flames.
Mrs. Baseom Have you got Band
OF Hope 10 yonr town, Mr.. oyeralls? Mr..
overalls Wal, we've got durn poor
brass band, aud there don't seem to be no
way CT discouraein' it. III that amt Q
band Of hope then don't ketch onto your
meanin.
"A pupil Of a Catskill (N. Y. public
school recently brought the following ex-
cuse TO his teacher for being absent one
day. 1t was evidently a connection OF bis
own brain: Miss, please excuse
Frank for bean absiut yesterday, as be
had to help bis father kill the other hog
His mother.
MIR. Spnrgeon was consulted by
scrupnlous brother. who inquired. Can q
man who plays trombone be a good
Christian Mr. Spurgcon replied. Well.
think be might DO good Christian, but
| aon't,hink his aexi.door aeighbor could
easily I've ope
-Pupll --feseber, kin me an Bill 60
IN gel pail o. waterf Arkansas SCHOOL,
master There you 60 agsin. How many
times have got 10 tell yon that it ainf
good grsmmer 20 soy me an Bill' Pupil
What orl 10 sayf Teacher Bill and
me. Can. never learn you nothing.
= Change OF climate is what you need
said the hish.priccd physician. after he
hsd listened TO all the details OF the pa
tents case. Change Of clima,el exclaimed
the patient, 10 surprise. Why. man alive,
I've never bad anything else. I've lived
right here ia New England all my life.
Miss Silly TO her loverl = ou had
better lie careful when you come up 10
the hon-e SOW. Charlie. Father has go,
. big dog. Charlie When did he get
him' Yesterday. He bought him OF
Miss fiir,ys father Oh, that dog, hey9
sibt afraid Of him; be hssn', any teeth.
--popiniay = Biobsoa, you ought 10 be
Of scholar. seeing you have
sen, two boys TO college. Can you tell
me The origin OF The phrase. Great cry and
little ~col2 Bionson Certainly. II is an
lpdian phrase, add origipsted when the
sons Of The tores, tifst tried osealp bald.
headed settler.
Have yon perfect confidence in John.
son, Mr. Alicashf Perfect coutidenee
Why he's been my cashier for twenty
years There isn't an honester man IN the
world. Bn, Why do You ask such que
Isoni Oh. is'sall right Isapposs; Only
beard him IN there last night arguing
With Nf9htslDs knNtnkt kunrrinr T.n.