New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-05
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The fathers celebrated the first independence Day
by acting; Tammany celebrated Independence Day
yesterday by talking.
We believe that the summer resort that will ad
yertise now piano this year will do big business;
biggest business Of alL-tAtlanta Constitution.
Little Alexander Of servla has Just been anolnted.
The importance attached to this oleag nous ceremony
in the Old World suggests the ACCESSIBILITY of organizing
company which would do the business in good style.
Its prospectus might read something like this The
Royal Amounting Company of Europe is prepared
to anoln kings queens, princes and pretenders the
lowest prices consistent with good work 1t only
the best quality of OIL which emits odor and leaves
no stain. Halr-cutting and shampoong done in the
most approved style. Refers by permission TO many
OF the crowned heads of Europe We employ agents
and have connection with any other establishment
Send stamp for circular and testimonials"
king Milan is fcarfully short Of money and utterly
without credit" When Broleley read this he thrust
both hands INTO his pockets up TO the wrists and ex
Claimed mechanically: Now l know what Il
IS to feel like king "-Fllegende Blaetter.
Says "The Kansas City Tines: Minister Child
sends from Slam copy Of The Bangkok Times ?
in which graceful compliment is paid to Postmaster.
General Somdetch Phra Cow Nong va Thoe Chow
Fa Bhanurangsi Swangwongse Kroma Phra Bhanub-
handhawongse Varadei. We renew assurances of
esteem to Som and hope he may live as long as his
name.5
Alters the case.-wOman (cnterng newspaper Of
nco)-Can you tell me who wrote that editorial on
Marriage q state of Restricted Freedomsi
EdOr-one of our lady correspondents madam.
WOman-Oh, WELL l thought 1t was a man, and
going to give him piece of my mind. But If
1t was woman guess it is all rght.-(Burlngton
Free Press.
The white fruit canuers Of the Pacific Coast are
to hold meeting this week to consider the advisa-
bty of bOycottng the Chinese frultcanners Ac-
cordlng TO the san Francisco papers, Cinnamon are
going into this business extensively, and under
selling their rivals.
Head Water-Hope you not going to forget tho
waiter, sir
Guest-No, sir; I'm not going to forget him nor for
give him. either. Why don't you go TO work and quit
beggingl Hang me. II l haven't half mind to have
the propretors of this hotel SIR, are my employers,
Guest-Thcn why don't they pay you enough to
keep you from besginG2 Hang me- II don't have
(BOston Transcript.
Ever since annexation when a Chicago man has
put up at an outOf town hotel he has insisted upon
having whole page to himself on which to register
Rattlod-Bloodgood- seems to me exces-
sIveiy polite-don't you think sol'
oodgood-Why, Yesterday / had the misfortune to
knock his hat of, and he said Excuse me!' (Burng
ton Free Press
According to estimates made in Delaware, there
win be little over half of a full crop" Of peaches
u
than no bread
There are between 60 and $50 visitors who write
their names daily in the big book in Independence
Hall this not weather They come nom every State
abroad. Phlladelphians seldom register. If any OF
them venture % enter the Cradle of LIBERTY
We average about 100 names every day. the Gus
todlan says, and big book. such you on the
desk, IS filed In about SIX months"
what becomes of such books? Are they care
fully pesered in flreproof vault for memorial
fcr future generations y
%G he ys aa ce ges a ws ssnd to the
names somewhere, and we keep this book kind of
safety valve so they won't be hacking UP the wood
work with their knives or scrbblng on the fresh paint"
-(Philadelpha Inquirer.
At Greenvo, Miss, tho other day, policeman
shot at a white man, but hit negro. This is how
a local paper describes the result "The cop
blazed away at the and shot him in
the elbow, the ball gancng and striking the negro in
the cheek. AS he spit the ball out he said Look
heah, white man, you quit dat shootin at me- fus'
thing yuh knows yuh gwinter brake spectacle
pusson's windor glass.
A cobber on South Twelfth-st. has o card on his
WINDOW reading as follows:
Here lives man
That don't refuse
10 make and mend
Your boots and shoes,
His leather is good,
His work Is quck,
His profits are small
But no gives no tick
And when he dies
He fears Goals,
AS he has saved
SO many sOes.
-Phlladelphia Press.
There is movement in Canada TO abolish tho wear
ing of black for mourning.
TO BUFFALO BILL.
Scoop in the francs dear Bill.
with your great Wild west-big Injuns from New.
Jersey, fiery, untamed stceds, reckless riders,
shaggy buiIaoes, sun-burned cowboys, ct cetera;
Our congratulations scoot thousands Of miles the
vastly deep
(Ours and our cousins, also unoleS, likewise
other relatives, including aunt In the
country
All the states, blood.cemencd, one and inseparable,
All free wool and yard wido,-
Dry with one voice, Go in and win, old man
--lNorristown Herald after Walt Whitman