New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-27

airs. the which to have once perceived Is " ~
added a new regret TO the mystery of HAVING oco"
born Indeed when the wind is southerly, not even
Hamlet had his lot been cast in Walnut ST.. eoui"
have told a dead hawk from one of Mr. pls .11n
Invest handSaws. Doctors Rosencranh anu Id rise
stern wouldn't know either but thal they he doubted
TO this or any emergency is not thing 10 DC uou'U
RIOS Indeed my lord,
We cannot tell.
All wholesome and with medic virtue ber''
And nresentiv they might withdraw themselves and
their discussion apothecarys hard by ms and
dream a thing for Henry Irving to enter rom " nr
cross its like not to be found here in Elshore Ut
anywhere else, up to date
Settle bet, yes, but not Of the five poln'' VI
etiquette. The black art of Etiquety pardon 'he
harmless necessary word is of the many '"nss
past finding out. Remember what shin men car
Dizzy said in his happiest mood ST. " 80
in this world but am happy to believe not II 'no
company a vast number Of truly eScelen' -
who are forever lashing themselves into S'a'e VI
frantic excitement matterG that 90 hot III w
least concern us Yet if il concerns you what 'uS
shall receives for President Harrison, IN MIS- mn
sons stead on New Years Day, kindly rememoer ola'
there are several Of your beloved preceuenS' r.
served in lavender from your good Ola u"S' 49,.
thought it so appropriate when young MIS- 49,
TYLER kept her father-in laws mouse, thls same -
IIouse. Won approved again when Mrs Bliss ulu 'ii
Iors for ber father name of Zachary Taylor same
.ddress. and Won have hardly yet-now have you ,L+
COT over the chronic spasms of delight at e ~ fhe
oil n e Of ber n5ce then Miss Harriet Lane. In the
acute stage, you actually went ana Sae huddprs TO
cntter after that excellent lazy one yr,-,t ~
,iinE NJ The swift fury Of the spinstcr DeinoClan
either sex at the thought that so much d w. bonId
zig that floats EASTERN say OF me tben II shouldn't it
bear the name oi-Well "cH' 'i'N -
really should not
Have YOU CHANGED to meet the liar, local or General
assuring people tual lhC
1ananese persimmon doesn't puckerl Believe nm
NOT II does No persimmon FUCKERS when IL - iiPo
and rotten ripe Every persimn0n puckers ""
il merely looks ripe. Then 1t looks lhVlUhs nOue'
which is lust the way it does not LOOK wheh III 10 cav
Believe who has bitten ana o ogen NOT upon the
nersimmon when it Is red like tomato anu iN'0
cent as an apple-bar one
Another thing this ambulant liar goes about tellnS
&c that Won can't tell salt from sugar or either rom
nonner with your eyes shut. You can though AiS
- yoprself and sec Then put heaping dose Oh all
three on the tip mot straight TIP 10y any e 5ine ~
that liars own tongue ana see lnn envy
under difficulties
Ward Reecber and Mrs Beecher Stowe arc two more
names that our British cousins who talk OF Mr. j.
Garfield and Sir l. Newton and the late X HOOD
cannot struggle wlth-
So Mrs. Kendall is altogether too moral to be
truly great actress Mr.. Beacon I'LL himself mas
said It. on the very steps Of the Commonwealth Ciuo'
SO now tits settled, as the province ltsen was
settled by his forefathers whose notions Of actors and
acting however NAV be said to have varied widely
from those of their descendant Very well, then let
us do without truly great actresses ana lomg nye
Forgotten LincOln's reply TO the Temperatures VINO
came complaining that Grant drank whiskey' II l
only knew the kind" You know the tale'
Ill hat cannot keen
ont Of their own way full speed in dead calm VIII
he barred of the crowded waters about this city
Now Won NAV see at any hour Of the day two huge
fats loaded with freight cars walopng over the wafer
I'm tow of concealed tug Of about one ana hau
horsepower pavned at hat not man OF hSr S cie%
astcrn Uappy- gouchy will not reign forever, gen
iIemen. even among the peaceloving Manahattoes'
Weather reports untrustworhy7 Well, we get what
we are paying for. some years ago we had the soou
and growing better every wear. Then came that never
distant epilepsy of the body polite the economical h
ord the gentlemen who hold full power of attorney
or,, in Washington guessed cOuld get along with
- money spent on weather reports and guessed
ICrong Now we are all finding fault with General
RELY and Sergeant Dunn and the rest. Who you my
lie sure que ssed the other way Logic On no Only
government.
e II true our Charleston friends few the old
Confederate 1ar-the Oldest indeed, the stars and
t.rs mustered ont in '62-the other day in honor
~ Jefferson Davis? and that the old Confedera'c
veterans are wearing in their best button holes, ren
willie and red ro>ettes as big as hoilynocHSS >tisS
offence gentlemen. Like the questions Oh ntn
i;os Dartles yet with difference TINS Is asAeu W
information only
No. dear w. E. J. When man persists in
harctnc over something that he calls feather In
r, can il would not be considered civil TO ask him
r. ne hadn't the rest OF the feathers in his head On
tho contrary II would be very rude ana "t nii,
m sorry a lest that The Tribune could never thihh
Of printing IT,
Is it really necessary 10 muster lot OF dlsoanded
nirates into the OF the city and set the 10
catching the citizens pet dogs under his very nose
If So is il further necessary to bribc these ruas 10
make mistakes Surely not. IT'S only III a free
country that the hired ruler dare thus treat me man
,nresently When Well. presently. ""alt-Scc'
as the Chinaman says, IN pidgm.'
Dd,st ever hear of Davy JONES' Him OF the locker
Well. here is poor David done into French: DaVld
Limos etre fantastique qni commando aux esprts de
la ucr d'apres IA crOyance des marins de la we've
Anrlcterres Thus those eminent scholars, MN. On.
Dezohry and Tn. Bachelet in their Dictionary OF
biography, History. Mythology and Geography Pars'
1s66. Look on page -. If You doubt It, only look
,,,der d instead OF 4, for the makeup Of a british
10 none. You nina byron
ooh Wellington,-.or Vilainton,- for fame
sounds the heroic syllables both ways,
r,,oce could not even conquer thy great name
Int punned il down 10 this atroclou' phrase
- .Nraurook.- for Marlborough, You know and
many tyrant sihoe'
Look al the 7th Regiment, VIII YOU The 7th are
,te hovs. Their veterans have got a club IN a club
Inc 100. Now, really gentlemen OF the Loyal
,,ion the United service Club, the crack 6. A. X.
d so ON think this thing over, and continue
=, house yourselves somehow under some one roof
somerbere. instead OF going adrln over the town.
vrIs said the late General Lloyd Aspln~an meant T.
70 his M: If So there Is yet an,iher reason Tor
. anu his untimev taking oil. But ms Mantle
@ haven't let it go 10 the old clo shop. nave you
/ ots Of you are able to wear IT, iInnA U'' '''''
what the south chiefly needS-'us said In all
oac,ion-we all need it, but none stands to proht
hv II so greatIy-is not 30 much another Crazy or
,aorc men like Grady, more men imbued with his