The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-02-01
TRIALS OF CARL DUNDER.
He Calls on Sergt. Bendall and Tells
of Another Chapter of Troubles.

of Another Chapter of Troubles.
From the Detroit Free Press
81 thought it about time for you to show
UP again." said Sergt. Beadall recently a,
Carl Dunder hesitatingly entered the Wood
bridge street station.
"Maype l like to talk NIT you a leedle ;
"Well, 60 ahead. l suppose you are in
| trouble again."
Sergeant, vhas Sheorgo Washington
| deadP'
''Of course he is"
"He vhas dead long timep'
"a great many years"
'Vhell, dot bleases me. vhas afraid
make mistake und hat to go to shall A
black man comes in my place de ouier day
und likes me to gift him two shillilgs for a
| colored church. He says his name vhas
Sheorge Washington. l belief Sheorge
Washington vhas dead, und l gif dot man
sooch kick dot he flies 20 feet"
"You did! Why, he was probably named
George Washington. | know of several
colored men by that name"
"But Sheorge Washington vhas dead. If
he vhas dead he can't be alive"
Cant there be two men by the same
name? Don't you know Two or more men
by the name of Schmidt"
by Sheorge! but | doant think Of
dot!"
You'll probably be arrested on war
rant some time to-day, and | shant feel a
bit sorry for you. Has anything else hap
penedm
''Vhas Shakespeare deadr'
81 should remark"
He vhas dead good while"
eyes, a long time"
dot bleases me. When you explain
about Washington, l vhas afraid Shake
speare was alive. A young man comes in
my place und says, vhas | Carl Dunder2
vhas. Well, Mr.. Dunder, like to sell you
book by Shakespeare. Here he vhas, und
| sell him sheap. Sergeant, nobody must
take me for fool"
"Nop
"If Shakespeare vhas dead how can he
write some books! 1t vhas shwindle on
me, and | take dot young man und almost
preak him in two"
"Then you'll probably have a second war
rant to look out for. The young man was
book agent and all right"
'But you SAID Shakespeare vhas dead"
$50 he is. The men who wrote the Bible
are dead, but the Bible keeps right on ,
doesn'tit9 These are the books Shakespeare
wrote when he was living"
"Vhas dot so. Why doan' he explain it
TO men
"The Judge will explain it. Anything
elsel"
"A man comes IN my place und says he
likes to sell me some strips of weather.
Was fool? Doan' hat all der weather |
vhant mitout pay. Doan' | got some cold
und hot und rain und shnow like ouder beo-
pies? Sergeant, doan' like to have some
one make fun Of me, und l knock dot chap
oafer two tables"
well, youth pay fine in the police court
for it.
you doan' say'"
Eyes, | do! The man wanted to furnish
you weather strips, didn't hep
by golly! 1 believe he vhas weather
strips"
They are put on doors and windows
to keep out tho cold. You'll hear from
himl"
But why doan' he explain 70 ne! How
do | know dere vhas some dsefereace
between weather strips and strips of
weather.
THE Judge will explain
Sergeant, look at mel | nefer see sooch
a country One day gif somDoly S. und
vhas all wrong. Der next ia | knock
snust sooch a man oafer two tables und vhas
arrested Nopody vhas two times alike. If
doan' knock somepody | vhas an old green
horn II | do knock him l must g NIT der
police court"
"Wellp
"Vhell, dot vhas all, except dot l home
and 20 tO bed uud tell Shake and tho ol1t
womans to run der beeSness. IL vhas all
too mixed oop for me. | vhns no good
Good pye, uId if Idoa1' sse you some more
like you to visit my Grayestole some time
uud weep leedle."