The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-05-09
OUPPERS FOR SYLPHS.
The Expense Varies according to Grade
In their Professional Standing.
Whas the BaId-IEsadea OLD GentIe-
uau Knows About enc Kind, ana
the HOunE MAN OG . Romantic
Turn Knows ADOuG Another.

upie PeOpto VINO 20 70 tne tneatreS 10 De
content with the seats they occupy and
never wander behind the scenes. When
one Of the tender and emotional Grtistes
walks OF from the glare Of the footlights
and says, in purely dramatic way, that
she Is going out into garden Of roses, or
that she Is going to meet some Romeo or
Adonis In an arbOr, where the cascades
are creamy and the birds are on the wing,
give the girl a chance and believe all she
says. Sit still where you are and never
doubt; weep for the female as she van
ishes, and go with her, in your mind,
when you retire. It II sweet to be lured
to slumber by the thought that the fair
young thing is being bathed in dew-drops; /;
Il Is comforting to think, as you turn
over, that she is humping the guitar in
some Arcadia, and that a cavalier is dying
to win her affection.
But II you are not content to do this,
and insist on going out with her in person
don't feel disheartened II you come back
raying about blasted hopes and diSsipated
visions. Now there are
THE PRn1A DoNNAs
Of the Coliseum. How they move like
the Graces before the eye, while the stage
jewels fash upon their symmetrical limbs.
The "bloom Of youth" stands out upon
their faces, and they smile as sweetly as
though they were scaling the walls Of the
New Jerusalem. As they move away the
susceptible mind follows them into 4
realm Of delight. The man who has
been there" know5 better. He knows
they have gone back to raise the devil
with ihe "snide thing" who received more
encores than they; to tell her a. she sits
on q dilspidated trunk that she had bet.
ter 90 out and jump into the lake; then
they tell the "stage manager" that be is
q 'd-d nice man" because they are not
programmed as their talent demands. At
this juncture they tackle the "ham-iat
man." who is the lackey, and tell him to
go out and get a pitcher Of beer, or they
will "everlastingly sit on him" until his
mother wouldn't know him. They wait
his coming and "guzzle" it down in a
way that would harden the softest heart.
Here one Of them comes on again.
What transformation scene! The words
ialter from her lips like the notes Of q
lutte, and the smiles lurk about the pen.
ciled lines upon her face until it becomes
radiant. Now Is the time to
PLANr BOUQUETS.
When the cuytain has h..r ,rr. do-n
and the liohts are ont and the Hos,ders,,
and the 'cascades" have been knockad
"helter-skelter. /" and The .amanaoor,, b.s
had n row with Ave or uix of tha ".,oya ;,
the "uueeus Of song y the "aerial srti,t -
and the "leadino lady" stufr tha;r ,ioht.
and trunks" and tinsel IN the liitla ty.v.
cling bag and march orav-not N w.It
the floor and "atndv thei, lires,' In ,hs
watches al the nivht ~ nina ov.r ..n,,.
mentalitIes but % over n tba T;vol; .nd
the Toledo. The ba,d.heodod man ooo,
with them and cayriea mi, h.,v.os
Tbpre are few s;ob,. n mi. 49,, S,o-Id
\ so fuIl "A ,ends,ross a. c.Icr,s,od a. -.
untbe emotions ~ ,ho h..,t ..,h., -
an ola man to,Is .Iono rnds, ,ho -.
Iioh,. With tha aat,.vel;o,.h.0', "a ore :,
these spTites In bis ban5 ar5 he, sbsvl
on his arm. while sbe Ieada tbe vav 10 !
lunch stand. n there 4. aDv one ,hino
in which the ar,;,,, exce,s h 4 In h.,
aDnetita
nm SALD-HEApEp NAN
who has been doing the amiable for $50
long," and who Is now losing flesh, and
Is commencing to think he has been 'Iefl
at last" has unbosomed himself to the
HEHALp representative in regard To the
exact amount necessary to satisfy the
hunger Of one Of the Queens" He saws
she ordered soup three times and not Il
every time she ordered; he thinks he
would have been Rainer II he had pur.
chased a meat-stall and stock, and had
the whole amount prepared; he knows
that an ordinary confectionery wouldn't
have satisfied her desire for "sWeetness. -
and the red star wine, and the ''salads, !"
and the bear she sufrounded amazed hin,
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