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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26
A Narrow Escape.

Col. w. X. Nelson, OF Brooklyn, came
home one evening, feeling peculiar tight
ness In the chest. Before retiring, he tried
to draw a long breath but found it almost
impossible. He suffered four days from
pneumonia, and the doctors gave him up.
DIR. Acker's English Remedy for Consump-
tion saved hIm and he is we'll to-day.
Sold by II. Beebe.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26
TREAsURER's NOTICE.

i
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned,
Treasurer OF the city of Alpena, will receive the
tax roll for general city and highway taxes for the
year 1889, Monday, July sth, and the same Will be
retained by him for forty days thereafter; that
during the first twenty days of said forty days. said
Treasurer will receive all taxes assessed thereon
without the addition of any commission or percent
for collections that during the remaining TWEEN
ty days of said forty days, persons paying taxes
will be charged one per cent. additional their
assessments and that after the expiration of said
forty days, said roll will be returned to the Comp
trolier of said city, who will to be made out
copy of as much Of said assessment roll as shall
be due and unpaid, adding thereon such percentage
as shall have been fixed by the Common Council,
for the collection of such taxes or assessments not
exceeding four per cent, and that within ten days
thereafter the said Treasurer will receive said
mentioned roll and proceed 20 collect and receive
taxes thereon assessed, up TO the last Saturday in
October next
Notice is further given that the said Treasurer is
not required by law TO call upon the persons as
sessed upon such roll or demand the payment OF
such taxes
W. VI. POST
o32 CITY Treasurer,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26
PARLOR FURNITURE.

Our stock in this depart
ment is unsurpassed in eX-
Tent and beauty, comprising
SSuits of 6 pieces at Is, 30,
80, 30, 45 and upwards to
any price desired. Floor
Rockers in Silk Plush from
4 to 40. Patent Rockers
rom 7 to 60; Divans from
$1S to $50; Easy chairs, at
all prices; Odd chairs, Sofas
cabinets, Mirrors, Wood,
Brass and Onyx tables, etc.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26
Variety Store,
DOCK STREET.

Headquarters for Crock
cry, Glassware, Lamp Goods
and Fruit Jars. Also in
stock, Velocipedes, Express
Wagons, Hammocks, Gro
quet Sets, Bird Cages, Tin
ware, Table and Pocket Cut
lery, Towels, Toweling, Oil
Cloths, Corsets, Laces, Hos
iery, Gloves, Notions, and
New Goods added every
week. We invite COMPARE
son of stock and prices.
LANGWORTHY g. HISE II
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
CLOSING OF MAILS.
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

MONTEZUMA LODGE, No. l, a. F. d 4.
NJ Meets OH the first Monday OF each month
q. r. Easley, w. NJ; Henry NJ. Davis secretary.
SANTA FE CHAPTER, No. !, +. a.
Masons. Meets on the second Monday OF each
month. s. Harroun, II. P; Henry NJ. Davis,
SANTA FE COMMANDERY, No. 1,
knights Templar. Meets on the fourth Monday
of each month. e. L. Bartlett, E. G.; T. ii. kuhn'
SANTA FEE LODGE OF PERFECTION,
No. l, 14th degree A. A. s. r. Meets on the third
Monday of'each month. Max. Frost V. NJ.
CENTENNIAL ESCAMPMEkT, l. O. y. f.
Meets second and fourth Tuesdays. Max Frost,
c. P; P. H. Kuhn, Scribe.
PARADISE LODGE, No. 2, !. o. 0. F.
Meets every Thursday evening. Chas. Z. ProDst,
N. G.; Jas. +. Newhall, Secretary.
AZTLAN LODGE. No. 8, 7. o. o. +.
Meets every Friday night. W. B. Sloan, n. e.;
a. J. Griswold, Secretary.
SANTA FE LODGE. No. 2, K. OIL Meets
first and third Wednesdays. VIM. N. Berger G. c.;
c. H. Gregg, X. of K. and 8. =.
Meets I'd and 4th Tuesdays. James Bell,
G. C.;F. G. Mcfarland, X. OF X. and :
NEW MEXICO DIVISION, Nc. !, U u1iorm
Rank K. of z. Meets first Wedne day IN each
month. E. L. Bartlett, Captaini A. NJ. D1.tlebach,
ACATaoLIC KNIGHTS OF AMERICA.
Meets second Thursday in the month. Atanacio
Romero, President; Geo. Ortiz, Secretary G' NJ.
Dreamer, Treasurer - ~
Meets first and third Thursdays, I. W. MOORE
n. g.; w. w. Tate, Secretary. :, II,
GOLDEN LODGE, No. 3, 4. o. U. W.
Meets every second and fourth Wednesdays. w.
8. Harrouil, Master Workman; IL. Lnahelln,
Recorder. .-
CARLETON POST. No ., G. A. f.. meets
first ant third Wednesdays OF each month, ut
their hall, south side OF the plaza.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
the Fruit OF Violence.

In no case is the folly of violence in medica
ton more oonspiciously shown by its fruit
than in the effect upon the ntestines OF ex
ccssiye purgaion. Tie stomach and bowels
are first painfully gripcd, then the latter is
copiously, suddenly and repeatedly evacuated
This is far beyond the necessities Of the case,
most unnatural, excessively Ge5ilitatirg. The
organs are incapacitated from resuming thelr
function with normal moderation. An aStrin
gent Is resOrted to which reduces them to their
former condition of inaction. To this mon.
strous and hsrmfIl absurdityi hostettes
relaxes gently, naturally, sufficiently, it diytrts
bile from the blood into its proper channel, It
insures healthful digestion and complete as.
malaria, nervousness, kidney aud ladder
trouble
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

The final test OF the guns of the Vesu.
vius will take place shortly. Tie success
of the test for rapidity means not only the
acceptance OF the Nesuvius, but the award.
ing of contract to the pneumatic dyna-
mite gun people for the construction OF
another dynamite gun vessel to cost $780,
900. 1t also will mean the obtaining OF
several foreign contracts which are now
held in allowance, pending the result Of
the final official test.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

Change is one Of the irresistible laws Of
nature. and fortunately the change is al
most Invariably for the better. AS an in
stance of this, st. Patrick's Pills are fast
taking the place OF the old harsh and
violent cathartics, because they are milder
and produce pleasanter effect, besides
thew are much more beneficial in remov.
inc morbid matters from the system and
preventing ague and other malarious dis.
eases. AS a cathartic and liver pill they
are almost perfect. For sale by G. M
Dreamer. ........s..-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

METHODIST EpIscopAL CnuRcH.-Lower
San Francisco St. Rev. Q. j. Moore,
Pastor, residence next the church.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.--Grait st. Rev.
George G. Smith, Pastor, residence Clar-
endon Gardens.
CHURCH OF THE HeLY FAITH (Epis-
copaD Upper Palace Avenue. Rev.
Edward W. Meany, B. A. (Oxon), resi-
dente Cathedral st.
CONGREGATIONAL CnURCH.--Near the
University,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
a Queer Kingdom,

The prince Of Monaco, who has just
died, reigned over q triAe less than eight
and one.half square miles Of territory
with population less than 5000 persons,
all titled mobiles in their own right. His
principality is defended by an army
numbering seventy-two officers and men,
and his people, besides enjoying aristo-
cratic titles, are exempt from taxation, the
expenses of the empire being paid BY
gambling house franchises.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
MULTUM IN PARVO.
Advice to Mothers,

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are eating
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer al
once; it produces natural, quiet sleep BY
relieving the child from pain, and Tie lit.
tie cherub awakes as ''h";..,.ta as a button. :"
1t is very pieasar: to taste. It soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
is the best known remedy for diarrhra,
whether arising from tectning or other
causes. twenty-five cents bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
Parents. should be careful that their

Parents should be careful that their
children do not contract colds during the
fall or early winter months. Such colds
weaken the lungs and air passages, max
ing the child much more likely to con-
tract other colds during the winter. 1t is
this succession Of colds that causes catarrh
and bronchitis or paves the way for COLI
sumption. Should cold be contracted,
lose no time, but cure it as quickly as
possible. A so cent bottle of Chamber
ain's Cough Remedy will cure any cold
in a few days and leave the respiratory
organs strong and healthy. For sale by
G. NJ. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
Guard Against the Strike.

And always have bottle Of Acker's En-
glish Remedy in the house. You can not
tell how soon Group may strike your little
one, or cough or cold may fasten itself
upon you. One dose is preventive and
Il few doses q positive cure. All throat
and lung troubles yield to its treatment.
A sample bottle is given you free and the
remedy guaranteed by A. C. Ireland, jr.,
druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

According to Kentucky writer on
racing matters, the total value of the
stakes and purses run OIL the American
turf was $2,6l6, SS7.50. Of this $2,l53,-
l33. 30 was won by horses finishing first,
$387. 46Y. 55 won by those which ran Sec
ond. while third horses earned 500, 2S5.45
The biggest wlnnerwas Proctor Knott,
who captured $50, 6l5 in stakes and purses.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
A Kansas Ketne1.

From the Republican, Of Emporia,
Kas.: "Have you heard the news?"
'aid Galloway. mo" said Hereford.
Kansas cattle have taken the premiums
1t Omaha and Des Moines." "Bully |!
Let's do something in honor OF the
event." They decided to give baWl.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
MINED in the Rud,

Is it not better to nip consumption, the
greatest scourge Of humanity, in lie bud
tnan to try to stay its progress on the
brink Of the crave? \ few doses Of Cali
I@nia's most useful production, Santa
Able, tile King OF Consumption, will re-
ileve, and thorough treatment viii cure.
Nasal catarrh, too often the iorerunner OF
consumption, can be cured by California
Cat R-Cure. These remedies are sold and
fully warranted by C. NJ. Dreamer at 81,
or three Tor $3.50.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
Attracts Attention.

A canal to irrigate the Rio Puerco val
ley, in New Mexico, is to be built at once.
The canal will be about thirty feet wide,
three feet deep and will run on both sides
Of the river for $50 miles. There will be
q number Of dams or reservoirs placed
along the canal, one of which will mold
as much as SOC, 10000 cubic feet Of water.
Montana Stock journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

Foundations for the new and great
library Of congress are now building.
Con. Casey, the engineer in charge, has
about $G,500,000 allowed him for the
structure. Tie library will be large enough
to serve for ninety years, and with small
additions for l20.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
A Duty to Yourself,

1t is surprising that people will use q
common, ordinary pill when they can Sc
cure a valuable English one for the same
money. DR.. Acker's English pills are q
positive cure for sick headache and all
liver troubles. They are small, sweet,
easily taken and do not grippe. Sold by
A. G. Ireland, ir., druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
Pilesi Piles, Itching piles,

-Symptoms-Moisture intense itching
and stiAging; most at night; worse by
scratching. Ii allowed to continue tumors
form, which often bleed and ulcerate, be-
coming very sore. Swayne's Ointment
stops the itching and bleeding, heals
liberation, and in most cases removes
the tumors. AT druggists, or by mail 50
cents. DR.. Swayne & Son. Philadelphia.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
Feminine PLAYERS.

Nine we'll known society girls in Balti-
more have formed.a base ball club.
Twice week they go out in the country
to play, and it is said that theyare becom-
ing very proficient at the game. They
wear blue and white suits, loose in the
sleeves and short in the skirt while play
ing, but allow no spectators on the
grounds. Their ages vary from 16 to 90
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

The surplus earnings OF the Pullman
Car company, over and above dividend
and expenses, were 100000 during the
year ending July l. The porters have
not yet made public their annual report,
but it will make the company's little 49,
600 900 look sick when it does come out.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
A Child Killed.

Another child killed by the use of
opiates giving in the form OF soothing
syrup. Why mothers give .their children
such, deadly poison is surprising when
they can relieve the child OF its peculiar
troubles by using Acker's Baby Soother.
1t contains no opium or morphine. Sold
by A. G. Ireland, jr., druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin erlptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required, 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price 20 cents per
box. For sale by G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
MucI, MILK.

The Illinois Condensing company re-
Gently contracted for 10000 quarts Of
milk per day for six months, beginning
October /, at an average Of 10 ll-l2 cents
gallon. The Elgin Condensing com
pany signed for 10000 quarts. at, 9 5-6
cents gallon, for the same periods.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

The Democrats OF the 4th Massa.
chusetts district are warned by the New
York Times that to send John l.. Sullivan
to congress would be public, official
and national disgrace. As the Times is
now full fledged Democratic organ, it
might have added that to elect John l..
would be disgrace to the party.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
noxama. itchy, scaly, Skin Tortures.

The simple application of "SwAYNE's
OrNTMENT,d without any internal med.-
cine. will cure any case of letter, Salt
Rheum. Ringworm, Piles, Itch, Sores,
Pimples. Eczema. all Scaly, Itchy Skin
Eruptions, no matter how obstinate or
long standing. 1t is potent, effective, and
costs but triae.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
A hale old man, Mr.. James Wilson Of

A hale old man, Mr.. James Wilson Of
Aliens Springs, ILL.,, who is over 60 years
Of age, says: II have in my time tried a
great many medicines, SOME of excellent
quality; but never before did l find any
that would SO completely do all that is
claimed for it as Chamberlain Collie,
Chole:a and Darrhpa Remedy. 1t is
truly wonderful medicine" For sale by
6. NJ. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

Not If you go through the world dyspep-
tic. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are posi-
tive cure for the worst forms of dyspepsia,
indigestion, fatulency and constipation.
Guaranteed and sold by A. G. Ireland, jr.,
druggist. ,-.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

The governor of Nebraska has issued
an order enforcing u strict quarantine
against all cattle coming from Weld and
Logan counties, Colo, on account of the
prevalence OF splenic fever in that vicinity.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

Farmers all over north Texas are in
quest OF hogs to eat their surplus grain,
but they are scarce and hard to buy.
Every man who has few hogs proposes
to feed them himself and reapthe benefit.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

The recent defalcation OF $4,000
and over in the Louisiana treasury gives
rise to the thought that q little OF that
much-talked.of negro domination might
be good thing for the state after all.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
Agricultural Note.

Sixteen hundred acres Of sugar cane
near Topeka, Kans., ripe and ready for
the harvest, is without q market on ac.
count of the burning of the sugar mill
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
ShilOil's Nita!iyer

Is What you need for constipation, loss OF
appetite, dizziness, and all symptoms Of
dyspepsia, Price ten and sevonty-ive
cents per bottle. G.. NJ. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

General freight and ticket once uuucf Tue
Capital Hotel, corner of plaza, where all inIor,
nation relative to through freight and ticket
rates will be cheerfully given and through tick
cts sold. Through Pullman sleepers between
Pueblo, Leadville and Ogden. Passengers for
Denver take new broad gauge Pullman steep
ers from Cuchara. All trains now go over Vera
and Comanche passes in daylight. Rerths Sc
cured by telegraph CHAs. JOHNSON, Gcn Supt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
Catarrli Cured

Health and sweet breath secured by
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price fifty
cents. Nasalinjector free. G. ". Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
TEE NEW PRICE sroRF

Ia eagerly sought for, read with pleasure or dis.
ten:. But ladies who read Of Dr.. Picrcea Fa-
voritc Prescription, read it again, for thcY dis
cover in it something to prize-a nussenGcr Of
JOY to those suffering from functional dcianrc-
Wcaknc5Scs peculiar to tGuir sex. Periodical
pains, internal inflammation ana decoration
leucorrhca, and kindred ailments READILY vida
to it, wonderful curati-c and healing nCTcTa
lt Is the only medicine for women, sold Nv
DRUGGISTS under positive gl1ar7n,ce
from the manufacturers that 1t viii rive suLIe.
tactlcn in every case, Or money win he rn.
lunded This guarantee has been printed or
the botti&-wrapper9, and faithfully carrie or.
for many ye9rs. sl.00 by druggists, or six
Copyright 1855 BY WORLDS DIS. Med ASSN.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
VIII You Suffer

With dyspepsia and liver complaint ?
Shiloh's Vitalizer is guaranteed to cure
you. G. NJ. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
THE CITY or SANTA FE

is making steady modern growth; has
now a population OF 5000, and has every
assurance OF becoming beautiful modern
city. Her people are liberal and enter
prising, and stand ready to foster and en-
courage any legitimate undertaking hay
ing for its object the building up and i'm
provement of the place. Among the
present needs of Santa Fe, and for which
liberal bonuses in cash or lands could I'M
doubtedly be secured, may be mentioned
a canning factory; wool securing plant
and tannery. Skilled labor Of all kinds
is in demand at good wages. The cost oil
living is reasonable, and real property,
both inside and suburban, is steadily adj
yancing in value.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
Mountain Time.
ArCHIsON, TOPEKA 4 SANTA FE.

SANTA FEE SOUTHERN AND DENVER d RIO
GRANDE RAILWAY COS
Scenic Route OF the West and shortest llho 10
Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Denver, Goio:
SANTA FE, N. NJ, May %, 1889
Mail aud Express No. daily except sunday
Mail and ExDrcss No, | daily except sunday
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10

TIE CHRONICLE rank, vi tRe sreate1.
newspapers u fhr'ruI estate.
TFiE CilAONiCLt has no equal IN the
Pacific Const II lead, Ill In ABILITY, enterprise
and news
THU CHRONICLES Te!eyr.vhi2 R"potn
creljD latest sud moat reliable IT'S La al Ne~p
thr fullest auG =, ic.st aad - l-dl ~ ala nom
the RNlest pens IN tie CO MY.
Tltf CI!kHNICLt has slwayt been. AMI
al" ays wdl hr thr friend sui ..hampioa o the
pep as rgslns. cuma!nst! tns, ~ iGe', e rpo
ratioh'. or OPPRESSION, uf4ny kind, It vii ~
iDdsY sSd-nt II eysrs thiu., hsuls4 al IL nvlnL2
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-10-10
SANTA FE:.
A Few Facts for the General Informa-
tio1 of Tourists and Sight
Secrs Visiting tho
CAPITAL CITY OF NEW MEXICO.
,,r.yrC,-nru
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.

TERRITORIAL
The St. Johns herald., 1889-09-26
Five Things Worth Knowing.

In some forms of headache towel or napkin wrung out of hot water as hot as can be borne-and wound round the head affords relief.
 10 protect the interior of a rifle barrel from rust use vaseline. Give the gun-bore a good wash with hot water first, then dry and apply the vas cline.
 A good remedy for damp hands is eau de cologne four ounces. tincture of belladonna half an ounce. The hands to be rubbed several times a day.
 Chemists say that it takes more than twice as much sugar to sweeten pre- serves, sauces, etc, if put it when they begin to cook as it does to sweeten after the fruit is cooked.
 To get rid of soft corns apply wool soaked in castor oil. Hard ones should be painted with the following solvent: Salicylic acid. one drachm; atropine, two drops; flexile c0llodion, one ounce. Chicago Mail.
The St. Johns herald., 1889-09-26
cYRus RAKER.s couRTsHIP.

So ye ast her. didye Cyrus? An she answered with Nor An ye ih.nk the world sandy desert wilder ness of woef An the wlnd is full uV groanin' an the afr is full uV pisen, And there sin't no blessed star uv hope peeps over yer horizoni An the purty-smelIin' roses look like tossels on hearse, An the joys uy this probation you are hndin' very sIurce, An the birds ng funeral dirges to the ears uv Cyrus Baker, An the universe is lyin' ready for the under taker: cyrus Baker. yer fiat, sir, an you couldn't well be fatter; The way to git the gal yer love is jest by keep in at her. All the puriy dears are cur'us-this is jest the way Ivlew i.- That the gals would like ter luv yer, but ye've got to make 'em do it. Don't hang roun' a-lookin' lonesome as an iccle in June, An go a-jangln' thro' the worT, a fiddle out uv tune; An call an see her now an then, but don't get sentimental But drop in once or twice month as if twas accidental But don't do reR'lar courtin' an don't hang roun' an haunt her, An don't say any words uv luv, however much yer want ter, An ten to one she'n sweeten up, for Nancy can't stay soured, An nex' time sheH say "Yes" so qu ok that you'll be overpowered. An then the un!verse'u be brim full uv song and praise, The sky will be a flower patch stuck full of star bouquets, The wIndu be fiddler playin' tunes upon the grass. An hen Hay his ioIliest music wen you an Nancy pass.
 -S. ". Foss, in Yankee Blade.
The St. Johns herald., 1889-09-26
-Encouraging.-"Well, how did you

Encouraging. Well, how did you enjoy yourself in the art exhibition?" "Oh, splendidly! I looked at nobody $ pictures but yours! You see there were always so many people standing before the other pictures. and there was always plenty of room by yours. :" -Fliegende Blatter.