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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
Must Be Tired of Protection. /"

From the Louisville Cottrier-Joltr1ldl (Denl.)
Mr.. Harrison should ask Mr.. Garrison how it
is that republican Norwich. where the demo
cratic postmaster was so promptly fired" has
gone democratic, especially as Norwich is in
great manufacturing state. At the close of
Mr. Harrison's term Mr.. Garrison may not be
half so great a man as he is now.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
Soothe the invalid.

A few drops of isOZODONT mixed with
water, and placed in the mouth of the
invalid, will refresh him. 1t aromatizes
what else would be dry and uncomfortable,
and gives infinite pl sasure, and incites appe
tite. No nurse should neglect S0ZODONT.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

Woolfolk's chances of acquittal are not at
all bright. The evidence given by Tailor
Birdsong, of Macon, the other day, that he
heard Voolfolk pray to be forgiven for
numbering his father, 1.-The only thing he re-
GREETED, was very damaging to the prison
er's cause; the prayer being a virtual ad-
mission of guilt.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

The Atlantic steamer Saale ran against
an iceberg the other night while on her way
from Southampton to New York, and it is
wonder serious damage TO her, if not loss
Of vessel and passengers. was not the result.
The iceberg was very large one, and it
was in the track of other transatlantic
steamers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

The Rev. William Eaton Howard was in
the witness box the other day, in the case
against some of those connected with the
electric sugar refining company, and he
gave some racy testimony. He admitted
having purchased barrels of refined sugar,
which was run through crusher and selves
for spectators, who were deceived into be-
lieving that it had been refined by the
electrical method, and he said that the job
was put up BY Cotterill to fool the stock
holders Cotterill was described by the ex.
parson as one who could "euchre'a almost
anybody, and from the testimony he GER
tainly seems to have been familiar with
trickery.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

President Harrison is said to dislike Gen.
Malone personally, but TO bs very DESTROYS
Of obtaining his support in 1892 There
fore, he put aside his dislike temporarily,
and chose him as the dispenser of Vrgini q
patronage. This is about the only reason
able explanation of his recognition of Ma
hone, and it reflects no credit upon him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

Gen. Alger is repres ented as having said
that he never had declared himself presi-
Dental candidate for 1892, and that the state
ment that he had was silly democratic talk.
republican newspapers, and there is an i'm
preston that it was published in them first.
Furthermore, there are very good reaso as
for believing that the republican newspa-
pers represented Gen. Alger correctly 1t
Is generally known that the buzz of the
presidential bee is very sweet music to his
ear.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

The Brown Cottol Gin Company, New
London, Conn, manufacture Cotton Gins,
Feeders and Condensers; Linters of i'm
proved patterns, with automatic feed, for
Oil Nils; Ribs, Saws, and repairs for Gins
of all makers. Write fer prices
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

The Third Assistant Postmaster General
has not yet taken steps to change the color
of the pale green postage stamps, and very
few people care whether he does or not II
be would use his influence to stop the
appointment of postal agents of different
shades of green he would win the gratitude
of the people,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
Win be a Big Industry.

From the Memphis AuaIGnche (Den1.)
It is not unlikely that Florida will produce a
large quantity Of sugar in the next few years
The soil requires considerable fertilization. but
the quality Of the product is Of the highest
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
CURRENT COMMENT.
An Encouraging Sign.

From The Ne1o York Evening Post (Ind)
Both as a sign of the development Of thrift,
ana as promoter of tine habit, the rise OF the
savings bank system in the south IS heartily to
be welcomed
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

1t is said that Attorney General Miller
snubbed some of the Indianapolis negroes
the other day, and.they were not democrats.
either. He wouldn't see them when they
asked to be allowed to call upon him. He
said that no doubt they wanted to talk
about the Offices, and that she and the
President" were already giving as much
attention to this class of business as they
conveniently could. Why should not "hs
and the President" talk with the colored
people about the Offices! Both of them
would be at their law offices in Indianapo lis
but for the colored vote.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

Miss Hannah McDaniels, Of Elizabeth N.
j., enjoys the distinction of having refused
a German baron because she preferred an
American gentleman. She made a Mario W
escape, however. She loved Brooklynite,
but while she was in Switzerland she met
the Baron Won Beust, who became devoted
to her. She consented to marry him, but
when she returned to Elizabeth she con-
cluded to marry the man she loved, even if
he didn't have title. If she will refrain
from impressing upon her husband that she
could have married baron no doubt her
married life will be happy one.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

From the Hashfnoton Post CRepO

from The Washington Post (hep)
Mr.. Cleveland's letter accepting an honorary
membership in the Maryland Tariff Reform
LEAGUE makes it very clear that he still holds
10 bis advanced position on the tariff question,
and that the Democratic party cannot recede
from that position without an abandonment of
its principles and traditions
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

The Hon. Dan Lockwood feels encour-
aged with respect to democratic prospects
for 1892. He says the party is in splendid
shape, and that he has no doubt it will win.
If it should, in all probability Col. Lock-
wood would again sep into comfortable
government position, and he would deserve
his good luck.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

The few democratic newspapers which
were disguntled on account of Col. Brice's
election as chairman Of the democratic ma
tional committee make no bones of bring
ing all kinds of charges against him. One
of them said the other day that his bust
ness connection with ex-senator Platt,
republican, would influence him in his
political duties. Col. Brice thought ii
proper to notice this charge, and he said:
SIN the first place, l have no partnership,
and never had with Tom Platt He is a n
old friend of mine and was one of my
clients when 1 practiced law. The only
business relation have had with him since
was that for time had an interest in the
United States Express Company, Of which
he is president, but six months or year
ago sold out the bulk of my stock, and
have had practically no interest in the COM
pany since that time" That settled it. An
other falsehood will now be-in order.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
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communications to DR.. J. 4. Schenck & Son,
Philadelphia, Pa.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
A New Mausoleum plan.

Mausoleums have been acceptable and
fashionable as receptacles for the dead since
300 or 400 years before the Christian Era.
when the body of King Mausolus was de-
posted in a mausoleum that was one of the
seven wonders Of the world, but they al 6
SO costly that only the wealthy can afford
to build them. A movement is on foot in
New York, however, which, if it succeeds.
will place them within reach of persons Of
moderate means. In lecture in that CITY
the other night, Rev. Charles r. Treat. of
the Church of the Archangel, outlined the
proposed plan, and stated its advantages
both from the standpoint of economy and
sanitation.
1t is proposed to erect a large structure,
not simply for the remains of one person.
nor of those of a family, but containing
about 10000 sepulchral spaces for as many
bodies. This structure will be erected bv.
and under the control of, a company, which
will not only keep it in condition satisfae-
tory to those who pay for the privilege of
placing the remains of their relatives in it.
but will introduce new features in sepul-
ture, and will place guard over the bodies.
The advantages claimed for the new method
of entombment are that it is eminently
sanitary, the gases and fluids of the BODY
being vaporized and rendered innocuous.
and putrsfaction being prevented; it pre-
serves the form and features of the dead
for an indefinite length of time; it works
no harm to the living, either in the air. the
earth or the water; it puts grave robbery
out of the question; it makes premature
interment impossible, and it enables be-
reaved friends to know that the
bodies of their dead receive the best care
that the skill Of man can devise. The pro-
posed system was approved by the late DR..
A. Y. P. Garnett. who declared that the
principle involved was one of scientific ac-
curacy reduced to practical fact. and by
Dr. Charles Pardee and Prof Rudolph Witt
haus, who were so thoroughly convinced of
the utility and the sanitary value of it that
they identified themselves with the COM
pany organized for the construction of the
mausoleums. Its feasibility is said to have
been demonstrated also to the satisfaction OF
other scientists and sanitarians.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-11-02
HhM Bridal Cnmn'es Act.

Hardly week goes by" said rail
way porter, that don't see bridal
couple just starting on their honey
noon. l don't know how l can tell
them. but they pre-, as plainly marked
to my Jyts as il they had the words
bride and bridegroom stamped in
big letters ON their forehcads. There
is something about them that gives
the whole siCUation awav-a kind of
cling-next-to-me-da darling air. Ofcourse
| have made mistake now and then.
but it is very seldom | no, and have
ofthr foahd out. after changing nv
mind two or three times. that | was
right after all, though certain appear
auccs We're against ii. We have one
test which never fails, aud when a
doubtful party comes We try il on them
iust to bd sure, You know"
What's tie tcat:'
"Well. I'll tell YOU. Not many week.
ago a couple got into a carriage and
sat down quietly, as if they had been
used to it all their lives. They didn't
seem to have the bride and bridegroom
air about them Mt all, and from exter-
Enl appearances they mirht have been
brother and sister, or married for years
but still there was something there
that made me suspicious, SO when |
saw them together l went to the news
boy, and says:
Bill, here's q double party; get
ont the sample copies,
"S6 Bill got his tests and walked up
to the door of the carriage. He offered
books or newspapers to everybody, and
when he came to the suspected party
he took out of his pile two little books
and said, so that nearly everybody
could hear him:
Very useful books, sir; hints on
honrekee ing and hints tn newly mar
tied ptoplt.
THAT did it. The girl got as red as
a rose, and the man blushed and said
n weak sort of 'N-n-no' Then they
looked Mt each other, and sort of snig-
Gered, and | caught him full In the eve
and smiled n sweet smile, giving him q
respectful wink at the same time. 1t
was all settled in a minute; there was
no doubt about it. There are many
other ways by which I can spot bride
ally as safe as the test, The custom
of throwing rice after bridal couple
makes it unpleasant for the party, as
a lot of rire Is almost sure to stick to
their clothes, hats, or in their hair.
why do you take such pains to find
ont whether they are newly married or
not?
"Oh, whey they see we tumble to it
We generally get good tip, just for
LEX, YOU know"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-11-02


1.-TWO things / could never afford are
getting shaved by n barber and smok.
ing cigars, remarked a veal by Trojan
recently. rs he is also abstemiouS in
an alcoholic sense, and declines to par.
take of even glass of beer, we infer
that he thinks he can not afford liquid
luXuries. And yet he lives in an ele.
giant house. drives fine horses before
costly eQuipageS, and has handsome
income. Isn't il curious that he is la.
boring under the hallucination tina. he
can not afford luXurias which many a
dollara day c,c"k INDUCES in eXtcn-
sively? The man i. honest He really
thinks he can not afford to drink
whisky. smoke cigars, or get shaved
loss of time waiting at barber shops
being his principal objection to the
latter practice. He doesn't understand
what an educational and news center
harber-shop is. On other subjects this
Trojan is perfectly sane, and We might
say sagacious, for in spite of these hal
lucinations he developed himself from
penniless boy into man of wealth.
singular case, isn't it.
IsA->ha VI Ntlup ttllS OI Il man Wiz
come to him in restitution, ont of work
rs well as money, and applied for aid.
With Characteristic benevolence and a
heart stretching alphabetically to-
ward his unfortunate brother man the
cx-Mayor responded hountifully and
sent the suffering suppliant on his way
rejoicing. Taking stroll few days
after, Mr.. Kemp was surprised and de.
lighted to find the applicant flourish
ing He was sitting at bootblack
stand, smoking a cigar and having his
boots polished. From beggary he had
reached that point in few brief days
where he could afford the Injuries
named. All he needs is little sub
stantial encouragement from open
pocketed men like Mr.. Kemp to be-
come a leisurely man about town, and
welcome and valued patron of boot
blacks, beershops, and cigar
With such an example of what mere
mendicant can afford, the rich man
must blush to acknowledge the frugal
remark with which this article is intro
duced.
Are there, indeed, habits which none
of us can afford ?-TrOy Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-11-02

A reporter the other day paid a visit
to Billingsgatc and made some inquir-
les One of the largest eel dealers i'll
the great Loadon fish market gave
some interesting information on the
subject.
We'll" he said, Il know of numbers
of cases in which they have been used
with complete success. They are
stretched on n board and dried; then,
10 make them plant, they are slightly
moistened and tied around the suffering
limb. They are worn as garters, ank-
cts, bracelets and armlets. They arc
even worn around the waist--uext to
the skin, of course-for lumbago and
sciatica. Hundreds of London cabmen
Wear them and swear by them; and
have n number of gentlemen customers
in the country who ask me to send
them eel skins to give away to the poor
people of their districts.
E"rersons who have once worn them
will never do without them if they can
help it. But can not tell you whas
medicinal property they possess; per-
haps after all it Is only warmth, for Of
course they must form an almost air.
tight bandage, like piece OF gutta-
percha or gold beater's skin. Pelhaps
it is only fancy, and that goes very
long way, as you probably know. Why,
| have heard that skein Of silk tied
round the waist will cure lumbago or
round the knee will cure rheumnti ,m
in the leg. Now, what earthly medici-
nal property can there be in skein OF
silk? OF course the skins are general
ly considered as refuse or offal, and
are consequently thrown away. "-Pai!
Mail G1!etie.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-11-02
Toe High.

The new reporter, Young man
whose graduating essay, entitled, The
Unseen Forces of Moral Philosophy"
had been highly complimented by the
professor OF botany, took seat near
the city editors desk. Il am delight
ed" said he, speaking to the editor, to
think that ! have so easily and with so
little delay found the work for which /
am well fitted. How do you like my
sketch, 'Walraven St. Borrie q"
1T is magnificent the editor an.
swercd, as he took out the manu-
script. "Your diction is delightful
and your style is captivating; and in
nearly every line there is a gentle yet
strong rebuke to the blunt and com.
monplace writer"
MY dear sir" exclaimed the repor-
ter, you charm me-"
For instance" said the editor, tax
ing no notice Of the reporters enthus-
iasm, "you say that Walraven located
in this portion of the country"
"Yes; do you like the way 1 ex-
press it?"
Il am delighted Some writers-old
Pinkney, ont there, for instance would
have said that Walraven settled in this
part of the country"
"1cs, see. He doesn't understand
rhetoric very well, does hep"
"Oh, no; not at all. Here is another
excellent point" said the editor, turn
ing the leaves Of the manuscript. "You
say shat Walraven went to a hardware
establishment and procured rifle"
That's good, isn't it,"
First class Old Pinkney would
have said that he went to hardware
store and bought rifle"
That's because he is crude in his
manner of expression, isn't it,"
"Assuredly. And again you say that
Walraven partook of refreshments
"How does it strike you?"
way up"
"What would Pinkney have said ?"
."Oh, in his vulgar way he would
have said that Walraven ate supper or
luncheon, or something of that sort"
Il wonder that he does not learn
better" sud the reporter.
at seems that he should BY the
way, we cannot afford to use this
'ketch. 1t is too high for our readers.
What must l do with it ,"
Bring it out in pamphlet form and
sell it on the campus"
That's good idea; I'll do it. Shah
| go out now and write something:"
NO; old Pinkney is covering the
ground pretty well. You may go to
the county asylum, though"
"To write up the abuses of the insti-
tuition 2"
mo, to stay there until we send for
you. Good day."
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-11-02

started. "See what YOU done with
your fooling," said Snakeroot. Don't
We try it again" They got along very
we'll for a mile, when all at cnce up in
the air went the cows head, and off the
wagon popped Snakeroot like a frog
from log.
What in -" he gasped rs the
rope slid through his hands. He had
no chance for further comments. Max
ing lunge he caught the COW by the
tail and down the road the pair went
the COW on canter and he on keen
run. She made straight for barn
yard fence, cleared it like deer, drag
cling the unfortunate Snakeroot after
her.
Another struggle ensued with the
thoroughly aroused COW, and finally she
was gotten upon the highway by the
united efforts of three men. And SO 1t
was all those four long, weary miles
home.
Arriving finally at his place in town,
the COW refused to enter the alleyway.
In desperation he hitched the horse to
the rope aud "snaked" her fuIiously
down the alley into the back yard, when
he chained her down to two cherry
trees for the night.
Mr.. Snakeroot arose late the next
morning. took twclve-Quart pail and
went proudly forth to milk his Jersey.
After being gone q long time he re-
turned to the kitchen and poured the
milk into n teacup, and said;
"Of all the dod-gasted old liars in
the country. that J, is the worst" -
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-11-02

CGl til
There yoG GO broke in Mr.. S.; a
never Try to DO a thing but what you
must oppose i. Here VIC nrc ijaving
cents per day fnr Z quart of chalk
and wntes II which | don't get taste.
Lclnmc see. Five cents for 365 DAYS
is-is-Cireat Scotf!-$lS.25 per year:
most enough to buy the best Jersey III
the country. A good rowll give 10
quarts per day. We could sell five.
That's % ccnts-3G5 times 25 i-~num
S9l %. Good Lord. Mrs. Snakeroot,
don't say another word Milk, butter,
S?l p per year. I'll have a COW before
night"
rive miles west OF the villare IN
which Mr.. Snakeroot resided livc1 old
farmer J., celebrated fpt and near for
the eXcellencn of his breed of Jerseys.
Fermet J. had cut his eve teeth years
ago, and sharp indeed must be the
man who got the start of him
Our friend Snakeroot, after hnVtng
searched unsucoesaful,y all the morn-
ing, happened along Just Mt notu 1T
Farmer j. s, and was invited t. put ont
and stay to dinner, Only too willing,
he FASTENED to put his horse in the
barn, and with his soa James accom-
panied the farmer to the house, where
they did justice to an excellent dinner
After the latest news had been dis
cusscd, Mr., SnNkc,oot in minated that
ii he could find Just such a cow as he
wanted, he wouldn't mind giving
good price for her"
Wall" said Farmer j., 81 don't
care about sellin' any, but let's go out
IL look at EN-
He adopted the precaution Of taking
along a faithful dog that had been
trained to hold the female boyincs of
the Snakeroot herd while they were be-
ing STRIPPED Of the lacteal fluid, with
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-11-02

All the old potash, mercury
and sarsaparilla mixtures left far
behind. S. S. S. never fails to
cure. This magic remedy builds
the system up instead of tearing
it down. If you ever had blood
disease, don't fail to take S. S. S.
If you have ever taken mercury
and potash, get it out of your
system by using Swift's Specific.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-11-02
EXERCISE IN PRONUNCIATION

The provost rode to the frontier on
his pallrey. There he saw the Bedol4
ms, who are noma1a, leading their do
cile donkeys across the desert. His
purpose was to gather pollen from the
feur>de lis TO feed his p plover.
Did you hear tho fulsome speech s and
loud huzzas of the truculent lIus,arsl
The rna!i gave the baton to the apos>
tie who lived in squalot.
Tho viscount wanted Change Of
venue in his tria for colduct of revolt
ing character while in the Levant, visit
ing bis aunt, last autumn.
After The melee tbs Ehedive went
l.isurely ont, and shot the petrol
The denuda'ion Of the demesne went
on without moestatjon.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-11-02
Not an Ange', Quite.

De Wrigg-I don't want to say any.
thing to hurt your feelings. Arthur,
but 1 heard something about Mi 4
Pureetie last night that you ought to
hear. She chews gum.
De Prigg Ny my! Oh, what frauds
women are! And to think | was ON the
verge of marrying that girl! What an
escape! l shall break my engagement
at once.
Tonight"
"Um-no, not tonight / promised
to go on spree with Rednose tonight. "