The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-04-23
BUMPS AND JINKS.
-z- Discourse on the Calathump-
ian Party
rrrrr ID al Insurance aTan-Who Par
zErre- Them With Biograph-
fraI Facts.

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1s sped Bumps and links coming
4 lunhas wiping their mouths
-le-r elbows The reporter
=l -l 70 them Just as links said:
sly Bill did you see that Gala
zl business III The bulletin!
Ez-- said Bumps, don't read
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pan business N 10"
-- some teller Is Just glVln the
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EN-
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les 71s- been a studyin' up
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.-=l- bean eater or comes from
-1e-ssb1uts. and they won't give an
--z IN ar-I,o5v who don't produce
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TE- lr fought bied and died, or
away. OF something or ether. at
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Gone along ana II SPEAK 10 nm
El--- You ana perhaps ne MAKE
E-- s111etl-ng or other.
Hold on saiQ bumps, let go
Sew --l t--ls- II Jnose Is Iacts; Dams
81 ne bulge on EN- ana no mistake;
11- before cnanSe my po!lIlcs
FEl- q Know what the facts ana
E-5spae1z Is
VI the facts Is all right; l amt
= E'711Eg1ee sharp myself as naVnt
wed long II The country; but II you
=7a-f bed rock on 'pedlgrees, there's
-E-1H- Cartwheel can Just talk EN-
"a a. Tll Ike walkln' directory
names dates and all. just come
-- INTO hls ONCE and I'll let on that
1Tl-t % get my lie insured Tor
5000 and don know whether to go
90 nm OF Beretanla Street BIuster,
E11 4 can pump more pedigree out
E L-- 10 i've minutes than you can
-s- -I1 from the rest OF the town III
seek
ms proposition was agreed to,
md ne Two friends sauntereed into
~ - "a" once, WHICH '! the way
E about the nobbiest IN town, and
-E- opened the conversation with:
Mr. EartwLeel, all things Is uansl
--T and life a. but Meeting shader,
End I might get married sometime,
and 4 might have a baby, and L
~ 60 UP salt erik all OF a sudden,
and then who'd take care OF the Wld-
-=- and The adz 30, says l to my
=- szEs / IL Just look into this /
Insurance business and prepare Tor |
a-a-seleles.
insurance IS The chef end OF man.
~ --a- TF-7 So lar torgets the duties
i 1-tzzel g 10 Iall TO insure hls
- Is al enemy o. society, SIR. The
u-ar Lie Assurance Society OF
-- limited States SIR Is the Leading
a-ce company ~ the world, sir.
=--ls that SOC Why, L was
-E 2-r Busters J&lkln about
---a-1s Just now and he said that
ne Buuc1ue Lie Insurance Com
-r was Tie best and that the Far
E --z g KIND OF one horse com
-----0ne horse company. Why,
~ ING ~ pay Las lala up CAPT.
al u Ss73. 46S 7l9,5S3.63 and put
tT3.Isc 1ewpohcles last year;
ana -le assets are so big that 453
clerks each with a patent adding
e-le- haven't been able 10 figure
z-l -T5 t1I 1875 yet
7-dE e!ei uoI say SO
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