Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-07-06

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he'd wushed she'd give him bus, an
now he wus q goin to take one fur
his wush he'd cum true She run out
into the yard an him arter her an
thay he'd only run aroun the house
onct or twict when she struck out
towrd the hog pen an then turned
aroun rite quick an sturted back, think.
in to dodge i'm.
But instid O. dodgin' him, she run
rite smack into him, an es she is a
purity toloble hefty gal, over they both
went, an William Henery he went rite
smack backards into the hogshed tibet
thay use fur a slop bari, which Thea
dore he'd lef unkivered while he wer a
slopin' the hogs We didn't hev mulch
trubble to git him out'n it es thay he'd
sot it down into hole in the groun'.
Law me what site he wus, es he
cum out with pertater pealin's hang
in onto his buttons, an the asafity bag
a hangin' to one ear, an him splut-
tern an blobern wurs'n a CAT.
The dekin aIays Heaps sum asafity
into his slop bari to pervert hog colera.
Ny sakes, how that mass did dreep
an smell-phew It wer jes auful, but
we cleened him off the bes we Good, an
he BORED suite of the Dekin's close,
tibet woodnt meet aroun him by about
three finger lenths, an wus to long by
jes about tibet mulch, but then thay
wus bettern nun. We dun his close
up in to bundle to take home. II
kindly quieted him down fur spell, al
he wer willin to talk to the Dekin
about the crops an sech.
I wus serusly alarmed about him
when I seen him goin into the bari.
It didn't quite kill him, but he looked
kindly funny, an did dreep jes auful.
William Henery sed it wus my dreen
cumin trew, an it mus bin sloI
bari I drempt of, std O the dry run
How sum ever, when we got home ]
thot I'd bid a fire an wash out William
Henery's close. I went to the wood
pile orfter wood, an rech up orfter 8
stick of wood, when hull lot cum
tumblin down rite on to me, one hit
me on to my bes corn. an another hit
me onto the nose an skun it an got sum
bark into my eye, besides purity neal
nockin me silly. It did seam es the
tibet wus day of axidents. When the
school marin got home tibet nit>- why
nuthin woodn't do but she mus go ovel
an see Mis- Roper, sumpthin obout
picnic they wus talkin of.
She wer boun to saddle the rome colt
and ride him, an she hedn't no more'n
fetched the back tibet critter when
he kicks up with both heals, an then
jumps all feet offin the groun and cum
down stiff laiged. Laws the school
marin wus slung clean rod, an nocked
plumb sensless.
O! I WIS tibet skeered I coodn't move
fur quite spell, but jes stood sayin:
20, Lordy! o, Lordy!" But Ben az
an paw they keeried her into the house.
then Ben he went off poste haste
orfter the young doctor man. He sed
her sholder was relocated, an tibet she
mite possibly be bruised Internally.
But I guess she want, fur she only
missed a week of school.
When the Majors heerd about the
axident thay ali cum to see the school.
marin, fur every boldly likes her, she
air so good-naturd. Well, I mus close
an go an let the Hollesteen heffer in
to her caf, fur she air balm fit to
raise the natives. Your effeetinate.
fren, HESTER ANN SCooPER.
P. S.-Mandy Cronk has got to her
maws; seen her few minits yestidy.
She is cumin here afore long. She
sed Hiram was informed man sence
,e drunk the bitters.
II. A. SCOOPER,