New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-31
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

-Hew old arc youf' asked a gentleman Of a
Chicago Board of Trade messenger boy.
Fifteen the reply.
awhat are you going TO do when you got bigi'
"what do you meant"
Ct mean what business arc you going intoi'
"Tm in business now
awbat business ~
aspecuiatin'. 1 got an option on $4,000 May
wheat now with Tommy Grimes"
How much margin do you put upf'
DON'T put up any. It's our honor. II get
pnched I'll pay.'
How about Tpmmyf wM he pays
oh yes. II get into him hen pay up all
aeh. and---there's the bell / must 90 upstairs
You beat me out Of my clip monkeyng with me
here was going TO got haircut this noon
GOodby.'
little boy complained that bis sister i had gsr-
Cssy pushed him. %h'A i Now ASbe don't you
% and don't they teach you t9 ar
rs that She NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Work
Saws ~rbe Buffalo Courier: AT the close of
plsbop Coxe's services of dedication last sunday
night IN the Clergy House the audience gave three
cheers for Agnes Ethel Tracy, and the generous
womsn's name was upon the lips OF all present
Tho Bishop alluded most feelingly 10 her In mis-
urayer and also paid her tribute OF respect IN MS
address Mrs. Tracy has given many charitable anu
religious institutions in Buffalo reason 10 reverence
her true benevolent spirit, and she Is greatly beloved
SNsA~'N~-N~
on this account"
OF don't know how II is' said the sxpressman,
but ever since town went ne license, more ,. n
half my packages are mas az "east load or un
load in twice the time used to'-(Boston transcript
The Beueire, GAINESVILLE and Cincinnati Railway is
advertised as the only line running through without
change OF cars, to jerusalem, Bethel OZARK, 'sooos
burg. and in fun view of the Plains OF Abraham
near Cumberland Close connection mace ae 'eru-
salem with stage for Antioch
A mortarmixer at the new hotel was observed
- &c heating his kettle OF coffee yesterday In way
which was no novelty TO him, but seemed s'ran ns
5 6laG tse lime, placed his Kettle - and banked up
a 6o,re 70 tay your coffee IS a-bn''-Cfortland
oregonan.
rh. ,oIiovvin1 ADVERT sements, taken nom recent
lama NJ The London Tines illustrate some curious
phases Of English life;
unrlly Rirl.-wanted, hgh-class school, wnere the
rod IS used Address r. b., Mays Advertising onices
162 Piecadilly.
Observation-Disclosures suffering from the effects of
,ntempcrauce or nom the excessive use Of drugs are
received at st. Raphaeps, Woodsde. Croydon. Two
trna,sd natlents have been under treatment For
admission apply TO the secretary
pomestcated Lady middle aged, requires engagement
as matron In school, worker in home, lady help or any
pos,tlon Of usefulness. Salary moderate. H., Newark
House, Hempsted, Gloucester
The city editor wrote article and headed Il
noom OF the Bustle.p Then he went out on the
street. made observations Of the dresses worn oy tne
ladies' Out shPR1g r tSS p Ds' IN tho S word ia
the titie OF bis hustle article --Norrisown Herald
Kansas man hauled 500 carloads Of dirt In one
month. and the local editor chroncled 1t as $500
transfers Of real estate in one month"
Unsuccessful Coaching.-Mrs Hsyseed I'm hotel
dining rQ0m-That bright gsS tSose lamps give!
'ne Mrs a Hsyseea Coudly)rYos saying, what
brIsbt ght the eassjets Give guess they're fresh
trimmed New-York Weekly.
The incorrigble Eugene Field says that Major NJ
p. Handy, the president OF the Philadelphia Clover
Club would like the Glasgow consulshp because the
SCOTIA kilt matches his whiskers so nicely.
OUR SECRETARY OF STATE
In regard TO his dealings
we are speaking with reference to Bayard-
Perhaps It's an omen
10 rhyme with our feelings. Sect Tired.
But "a to relations
And the way that his feelings have Jared,
Why not change the omen'
Asp rl,S SDH with his feelingsl Sect Scared.
Partisan Fable-A French Baker (Boulanger)
| once came to Paris, and, strutting pompousy on
| the boulevard said TO the People Elect No; l
| am a Great MAN. The People at once shouted.
! Hooray for Boulangerip and elected MIN py Big
Majority Then after few months the peopie saia
"Talk is Cheap, but where DO We come nv 40
which Boulanger replied Dunno anu oiSsppeafeu
| In the limbo Of obscurlty.
II is n faet-no matter what the reason for It may
be-that the prominent saloon-keepers IN tnis clty
have almost without exception faithfully tunneo ne
Is preserved In liquor saloons In this city than ever
before there Is less loadng and pr0miscuolis drinking
| In barroOms, and Il Is next 10 impossible for an
intoxicated person 10 buy liquor in licensed house
| We afford 70 be Just to the saloon-keepers IN
| these matters.-tp Philadelphia Press.