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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1889-08-29
Church Directory.

Reformed Church-Rev. G. A, WhitmoIe
nas or. Weekly Lectures Tuesday evening.
Meeting of Ladies' Aid Society every second
Wednesday evening Regular services by
appointment from the pulpit
Lutheran Church-Rcv. J. II. Barb, pas
tor. Services, Sunday 10 A. NJ. and $50 T..
n. Sunday School, 3. P. N. Prayer Meet
Ing, Wednesday, GAS p. NJ.
Moravian Church, (Mechanicstown) Rev.
II. W. Hcrbst Pastor. Preaching every Sun.
day, alternating morning and evening"
PRAYER Meeting every Friday evening Sun
day School 0 O'Clock, a. III.
Meravlan Church (Graceham) Rev. II. W.
FIerl,st, Pastor.
Preaching every Sunday, alternating NOR
ming and evening.
Mite Society every Monday evening.
PRAYER Meeting every Wednesday evening.
United Brethren Church-Mitc Society
Second and Fourth Wednesday
Sunday School p. M.
Prayer Meeting every Thursday evening
Regu Services by appointment, from the
pulpit.
Methodist Episcopal Church Rev. j.
N. Davis Pastor Services every alternate
Sunday at 10 4. NJ. Sunday School A. Nj.
Prayer Meeting every Thursday evening ut Z
p. NJ.
United Brethren Church-Rev G. J.
Rou.Mbush Pastor. Services every alternate
Sunday at 3 p. m. Sunday School every
Sunday at p. m. Prayer Meeting every
Thursday evening at Up m.
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EIONOCACY VALLEY RA|LRA0d.
New TINE TABLE-On an ,ttcr We'd
AZ s,lay Auyu 22nl, 1887, trains on the Mo-
ocacy Valley Rulroad will run as follows:
Leave M.chanicstown
J A. Nj. II a. NJ. % L. NJ.
Leave Catoclin Furnace
S25 A. NJ. 3 Is u. Nj.
Tickets for sale at Mcc!anicstCwn by MIR.
frank IIcsson.
- Local Freight will be delivered on all
ms.
Is. Schley, Pres. l.. r. Wacsche, Supt.
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Editors amount to something in Ger.
many. For instance. the editor of the
General Post Office Journal is called a
Observation-Disclosures.
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THE Two COW Ards.
FROM THE New YORK LEDGER.

I was a coward. We were both
towards
We had graduated from Harvard
Laban Adams and myself-and had
commenced the practice of law. We
were neither of us married, though We
both were anticipating that event. We
had Il case in court-a case OF trespass.
Adams was for the plaintiff, and for
the defendant. 1t was a weak, foolish
complaint, and Adams should not have
taken it up. 1t was clearly case OF
extortion. The plaintiff held rod
over the back of the defendant in the
shape of bit of knowledge concerning
private mlsstep of former time; and
the present complaint was only a seem.
ing legal way IN which that other pow
er was to be used for the purpose of
opening the poor mans purse. At the
trial | exposed the trick, and obtained
ruling out, by the court, of a lot of
scandal which Adams had planned to
introduce rs testimony. Of course l
was severe, and as my opponent had
entered upon a very bad case, my
structures cut home. gained the YER
dict for my client, and people laughed
at the foiled plaintiff, and spoke lightly
of his lawyer.
Thus it commenced. Adams could
not forgive me for the chagrin had
caused him. He laid it up against me,
and talked openly about being reveng-
ed. This was on the first of August.
A month afterwards we met at u party
where the gentlemen drank wine. Late
in the evening Adams and I met, and
a third person made some remark upon
the old trial, whereuron fourth per-
son laughed, and said that had done
great thing. At this Adams flushed,
and made an impudent reply. The
reply was addressed to me, and 1 an
swered 1t. The two outsiders laughed
at the hit l made, and Adams said
something more severe than before. l
replied to him. He deliberately told
me that was a liar!
| had been drinking wine, and my
blood was heated. As that harsh, hard,
cowardly word fell upon my ear, my
passion overcame me. l struck Laban
Adams in the face, and knocked him
back against the wall. 1t was cow
ardly thing for me to strike him there,
in that company, but l was too much
excited to reflect. expected that
Adams would strike back, but he did
not. l was stronger than he, though
this consideration may not have lnAu-
enced him. His friends drew him away,
and l went out into the open air. As
soon as the cool breeze famed nv brow,
and eased the heated blood away from
my brain. 1 was sorry for what l
had done, but it was too late. l
might have gone to Adams, and asked
him to overlook the wrong l had done,
but / had not the courage for that.
On the following morning friend,
named Watkins, called upon me, and
presented note from Laban Adams. l.
opened it and found it to be challenge.
l was requested to give satisfaction for
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Mechancsbwn Frederick County, Maryland Thursday August e. 1885,

to back those twelve PAGES apart. We
were to turn at one word, raise our pls-
tolls at words two, and at the word three
we were to fire. / caught the eye of
Laban Adam as took my position, and
l was sure that no angry passion dwelt
therein. For an instant the impulse
with me to throw down my pistol and
offer him my hand, l was sure that he
would not refuse me. But I had not
the courage to do it. / would rather
do the deep, damning wrong, than do
that simple. Christian act Of love.
Our seconds hesitated, as though they
saw what was passing in our thoughts
but we offered no word, and they pro-
ceeded. The word one was given. I
cannot tell all the feelings that came
crowding upon me at that moment. l
stood face to face with my brother, in a
moment more we were to offer our bands
to the Internal stain. l thought of my
mother, in her distant home. I thought
of the scenes of my childhood, bright
and promising, l thought of my college
days, when Laban Adams had been my
friend and chum. l thought of the holy
love which had beamed upon me since
I had grown to mans estate, and thot'
that, in one short moment more, the
black pail might cover it all.
Watkins was long time in prono''nc'
ing the word Two. He evidently hop
ed that one of US would relent. But he
hoped in vain.
Only u breath held back the last ia
tai word, but that word was never spok.
en-. As we raised our pistols, a sharp,
agonized cry, as from a breaking heart
burst upon the air, and in another mo-
ment two slight shadows fitted upon
the scene. l was a prisoner. Laban
Adams was prisoner. Our pistols lay
undischarged. upon the sand.
Two gentle maidens. who loved us
better than We loyed ourselves, and
whose love had led them to deep anxi-
ETY. in our behalf, had guessed our Sc
cret. Love has sharp eyes. Clara Vol.
colt knew Laban's hot temper when
under strong excitement, and she had
feared something Of this kind from the
first She had only to whisper her sus-
picions to Mary, and two sleepless SEN
tlnels were upon us.
Those two warm spirits, with their
cries and their tears, melted the icy
crust, and our hearts found the surface.
%, in Gods name, be enemies no
more 7 lmplored Clara.
BY the love you bear us-by the
memory Of all you hold dear on earth.
and all you hope TO meet in heaven
cast forth the demon from your heart !
prayed Mary.
In an instant I resolved to be man.
With the arms of my beloved still cir
cling me, stretched forth my hand,
but was not in advance of Laban. AS
though one spirit had moved us, our
hands met midway.
L have been a fool and a coward, l
said. I was coward because l dared
not do right
Aye cried Laban, I'VE have both
been towards!
And added, had 1t not been for
these blessed angels, we might have been
something worse
We returned from the dark ground
just as the day was softening into twi-
light, and from that hour Laban Ad-
ans and myself were fast friends, and
they who had saved us from the great
crime entered upon the life-path with
us, and haye us ever since.
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THE LITTI.ES.

THE LAICIIEcs
A little flame
Will scent room
A little candle
Light the gloom
One little CLEAN
Ofsunshlne, stream
Through bars, and gild
The prison.tomb !
A little hand
Will comfort bring
A little tongue
Annoy a King
A little wine
Kill thoughts diyine-
A little balm
Allay sting!
A little staff
Will ease the way
A little Joy
Change night to day
A little song
Drown thoughts Of wrong
A little forethought
Save the hay!
A little pledge
Will bless a life
A little reason
Danish strife
A little pen stroke
Brand a name
A little love
Save name and frame!
A little smile
Is like ray
A little kind word
Makes it May
A little cheer
Will dry a tear
A little prayer
Give peace Away!
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'Dirteen of my friends were drowned
by de upsettlng of de pote; l was de ON.
ly one saved, said Il Dutchman. And
how did you escape" asked an anxious
nearer. 4 did not 60 on the same
pote.'
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THE ENGINEERS STORY,
Which Caused Justice to be
Done to the Extent OF
Nine Dollars.

Which Caused Justice to be
Done to the Extent OF
Nine Dollars.
Tn the smoking car, along with half
dozen others of us, Was an engineer
who was going down to Peoria, and af-
ter time the Judge started to draw
him out by saying:
I presume you have had your share
Of close shaves, along with other engi-
neers?'
I have. sir was the reply.
'Been in many smash-ups:?'
"A full dozen. I guess.
Amy particular adventure that might
be called wonderful
why, yes, I did have one,' replied
the man, after relighting his old cigar
stump. I didn't think it any great
shave myself, but the boys cracked it
up as something extra.
Let us hear about it, said the Judge,
as he passed him Havana.
well, one day about three years ago
! I was coming West with the lightning
express, and was running to make up
lost time. Down here about twenty
miles two roads cross, as you will see,
and there are lot of switches and side
tracks. I had just whistled for the
crossing and put on the brakes when
the coupling between the tender and
the baggage car broke
I see, see, murmured the Judge.
AT the same moment something went
wrong with old No. 40, and / could not
shut off steam. She sprang away like
flash, and as she struck the crossing
she left the track and entered mead.
ow filled with stumps.'
Good heavens r
She kept straight course for about
forty rods, smashing the stumps every
second, and then leaped ditch, struck
the rails of the D. and R. road. and az
ter wobble or two settled down and
ran for two miles,
Amazing. AmazingT
Then, at a crossing, she left the
metals, entered a corntield, and, bear
ing to the right, ploughed her way
across the country until she came to
our road again. She had long jump
to make over marsh, but she made it,
struck the rails, and away she went.
'You-don 't-say-so!
4 was now behind my train, and, af-
ter a run of two miles, I got control of
the engine, ran up and coupled to the
palace car, and went into Ashton push
ing the train ahead OF me.
Great Scott And was no one hurt!
Not u soul, and not thing broken.
The superintendent played q mean
trick on me, though.'
How
why, the farmer who owned the
meadow paid the company 1913 for the
stumps I had knocked out for him,
while the cornfeld man charged SO fer
damages. The superintendent pocketed
the balance Of the money.
The scoundrel! And how much are
you paid month ?
Ninety dollars
That's for running on the road?'
Yes
And nothing for lying?'
Not a red
THAT an outrage The superinten.
dent is an old friend Of mine, and I'll
see that You get the SO on the stump
age and a salary Of 5000 a month as
long as you live. 1t Is such men as
you who make line popular. IN. Y.
Sun.
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RURAL BEEF.-Farmer's wife--'Why
do you get up and leave that piece Of
steak?' TRAMP--'I didn t ask for work
ma am, | asked for something to eat.
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ANCE OF TIME,
WESTERN MARYLAND R ROAD.

"a ::; as.a % ;ssl. .s;'s .:ss@5s
no take effect 0" December s"'' 1885,
TRAINS GOING WEST.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1889-08-29

Boston SUIToE And now may l ask
your father for your hand III marriage,
dear?
CHICAGO BuD-Better ask ma, what
she says goes.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1889-08-29

There Is no pride like that of beg
gar grown rich.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1889-08-29

OF all the shell fish in the wurold,
says Paddy, give me an egg:
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Two or three DAYS ago Station House
Keeper John Joiner was sitting out in
front of the guard house when an old
negro man and q little negro child
came by. The child's thin black legs
were bent after the fashion of pot hooks,
and nine people out Of every ten that
saw the child would stop to stare at its
bow legs.
That your child, uncle ? asked the
station house keeper.
'Yesser. Leas' hit oughter be-
Mighty bow legged.
'Yesser,' admitted the old man, chit
does look sorter dat way, boss
Natural deformity ::
No, sah,' quickly ) she was les born
dat way"
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-01-06
Good TempIars.

This temperance organization seems
to be quite active in the work. There
are now eight lodges in this city. with
about twelve hundred members, and il j.
expected that two more will be organ
lied at an early date. The services OF
Hon. Lou j Beauchamp, of Ohio, lee
turer of national reputation, will, in all
probability, be secured for month
work in this city and Manchester in the
interest of the order. Next Wednesday
night the District Lodge will meet at
Central Hall in regular monthly session,
when this and other important matters
will come up for consideration. The
members of Gill Memorial Lodge will
by invitation, attend the session in a
body and, under good of the order,
entertain the delegates and visitors with
some excellent singing
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-01-06

The will of the late Mrs Margaret S
a. Courtney was yesterday probated in
the Chancery Court.
The estate of the deceased. which is
valued at $500, is disposed of as fol
lows: House and lot No llO1 West Cary
street - given 10 her daughter, Miss Jane
A. Drew, provided that she pay in
instruments TO the executor of the
will one-third of the assessed value OF The
property; which one-third the executor
is directed to invest as he may think best,
and TO pay the income of such inye
ment equally 10 Mariana Williams ere
Lizzie + Stoddard, or their heirs, nm
the death of the survivor of them, ana
then the property in which the money is
invested Is 10 be. sold. and
the proceeds paid 10 their heirs
per stripes Also TO Mrs. Jane A. Drew
one set Of her chamber furniture, and 90
Mariana Williams and Lizzie i. Stod-
dard Jointly her other chamber set. To
Mariana Williams all parlor furniture; To
Annie Drew her gold watch; 20 Blanche
Bowen Drew an her jewelry.
Mr. James Lyons, the only executor
named in said viii, qualified as such.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-01-06
Nenr,x -Four Months In jan.

Among the many cases of an interest
ing nature at the County Court yard
tried by the magistrates are those in.
digcnt parties who are fined and re-
quired 10 pay costs which latter amounts
10 nearly ten dollars.
The magistrates make il n point to i'm
pose the costs, even when they DO not
find the party guilty, because the costs
is their living. 4 part goes TO the clerk
and part TO The sheriff and his deputies
Yesterday, Diary Ashley q colored
woman, was discharged from Jail She
had been unable 10 pay fine and the
large costs attendant herewith. She was
incarcerated on the 18th day of last
September, and passed her time in a
mean cell eating corn bread and pork for
sustenance, and sleeping on anything
else than a bed Of down
The only remedy was a discharge 10y
the judge of the County Court When
ever his attention is called 10 these cases
his humane heart always responds. The
prisoner incarccrated left for JohnstOwn
Pennsylvania. yesterday, her mother hav.
ing sent ticket for her transportation
from Richmond TO that place
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-01-06
WEALTH OF THE SOUTHERN STATES

Niislhid Not noiuihk Up Win bef 'i.ttiA'
A circular issued from the banking.
house of John A. Hambleton y Co., Bal
timore, says
The Chattanooga Tenn T'rade0oda
has compiled tables Of the taxable wealth
of the Southern States for 1888, as com
pared with aggregates OF each year since
1876 Ii also gives the population Of
each of the Southern States at the pres
ent time We take the following ex-
tracts
Total assessment, 1883 (real estate
personally, railroads, etc.) Alabama,
1900, $50 ,109; Arkansas, $l7l 100000 ;
Florida. 100000. 600: Georgia, 1857 ,167, =
458; Kentucky $jG5, 4Ss ,2j0; Louisiana,
$4,000, 900 Mississippi, Sl4j ,s3911 ;
North Carolina, $222 100000 South
Carolina, SlG2 100000; Tennessee, 1920
1875 3jG; Virginia, 1894 s6l 900; Texas,
5000 GOO, 600 Total, $3,Gsl ,14O,94j.
The following shows the increase of
taxable wealth in each of the Southern
States between 1880 and 1883, together
with the percentage OF each during the
same period
Alabama, $lO7,9s5,O 50 per cent f;
Arkansas. S74.sOs 1866, G. per cent /;
Florida, SG7,0lO,O94, 2ll per cent (;
Georgia, sos. ZAP ,sO7, ~ per cent Ken
lucky, 0,Olj.209, 80 per cent; Louis
lana, S3j ,903,541, 20 per cent Missis-
sippi. S3O,G4l 80, 26 per cent North
Carolina, $50 Os3,O93, 80 per cent South
Carolina, S34 ,Ojj,4 1G, % per cent; Ten
nessee, SlOl,3jl ,O24, "A per cent. Yir-
ginia. SG3, 3j1,l74, Is per cent; Texas,
S34l .O29 ,e64, l07 per cent. Total, Sl,2O4
1864
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-01-06
BEYOND THE JAMES.


Ncwsy Notes.
Between the hours Of l and o'clock
Friday night persons in the ncighDor-
hood OF Hull and Fifth streets were
awakened by loud crash, caused by the
falling IN OF the addition 10 the old Muir
chic building. which was being erected by
Mr. c. +. Moore Al 10 o'clock yester-
dav there was another tremendous crash
al ihe same place This time the entire
building. one of The Oldest structures IN
tho CITY. fell in. and is now total wreck.
The cause of the accident is attributed TO
the undermining of the walls which the
contractor. M Moore, claims was neces-
sarv in order 70 build the addition TO the
old house.
The building was the property Of Mrs.
Nurchic. and was q contemporary Of the
old Masonic Hall II was last used for a
public school building, and when il
ceased fo be- a school-housc The owner
concluded 20 add 10 the front 50 "a 20
ret two stores that would run out TO the
Hull street line. Fortunately there was
no one i'm the building az the time. II
any body had been inside, they would
have been crushed TO death as the build
inc was three stories high, and the old
fashioned walls were of extraordinary
thickness. having been built in the days
when thick walls were more common
than now II is said that the bricks Of
which the building was erected were m
ported from England
In Chesterfield county, it is reported,
the wind blew down many trees and
fences. and the heavy fall of rain caused
the creeks TO rise very considerably
above their usual banks. Country per
sons who were in Manchester Yesterday
reported that the loss by the storm 10
some OF the farmers will be very great.
Mr. Maurice, Superintendent of the
Public Schools of Manchester has re-
ceiyed a circular letter from the presi-
dent Of the National Educational Asso-
citation. announcing that there will be
meeting of the association at Washing
ton i'm March lie is requested 10 give
publicity of this fact 10 the school-teach-
ers and friends of education generally in
This vicinity, so that they may attend il
they desire.
Mr. II Shinault, of Portland, Ne, who
lived in Manchester twenty years ago,
was there Yesterday on WISH. ne say
that the city has grown wonderfully
since he left
After the storm Yesterday, several
streets in the upper part Of the city were
flooded with water, which went into
some of the houses The City Engineer
inspected them in the morning, and took
immediate steps 10 have the streets
drained
The remains Of the late Captain Pey-
ton r Woodrum, whose funeral took
place Friday afternoon from the Central
Methodist Church, were taken over 20
Richmond and inferred in Hollywood
Cemetery
The death of Captain Woodrum re-
moves from the busy scenes OF life
man widely known in Manchester, his
former home, and man whom every
body admired
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-01-06
THE CITY.
YESTERDAYS HAPPENINGS IN AND
ABOUT RICHMOND.
PROCEEDINGS or TIE TARIOJS
COURTS or JUSTICE
varIous Local Items Of Interest. rsss:ss.,

The Hastings Court. Judge Samuel T..
Witt presiding. will meet tomorrow at
II o'clock. when the grand jury, who
have several days ago been published in
the TIMES in full, are summoned TO APP
pear.
The petit jury. who are summoned to
appear at II O'Clock on the second day
OF court. are as follow: j. r. Tenant
benjamin n Valentine, John W. Sar-
vey. Louis w. Frischkorn. William Wy
AT lcolored), Robert J.. Van Devcntcr,
James H. Sampson (colored), j.
NJ Noble, Henry C. jerks. sam
uel Logon, L. y. Berry, Jacobs
Stannard, (eolorodl, A. $. Hooper
Edward y. Lundon, Joseph II. King,
(colorc1). William ". Turner. G. q. i,
MAYO. James \. Smithers, Winston ll.
Bannister. John G.. Dabney William
Mitchell. \. Y. Stokes, David Mittledor-
fer. Charles = Lathrop, William IL. Ken
ningham. G.. Watt Taylor, G.. ID. Lotiier,
II. c. Graves, Clifford c. Burgess, Lewis
H. Blair G.. Harvey Clarke, Powhatan
Breeder, John Enders, Jr. Randolph
King. Thomas J. Todd, Z. NJ Foster, j
Willie Wills, Patrick W Rafter L. a.
Baughman and Moses IIutzler
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-01-06
LOCAL MOTIFS.

Among the marriage licenses issued IN
Washington Yesterday was one 10 John
B. Redd and Lula Peatross, both of this
city.
At stated meeting of Myrtle Lodge
No 25, Knights of Pythias, held on FIJI
day evening, the following officers were
elected for the ensuing term Il. II.
Figg, p G.; r. A. Sheppard, c. c.; John
b. Allen, v c.; L. p. Crowder, prelate ,
John W. Gum, X of II. and s.; II A
Hare, NJ. of f.; John Maxwell, W. OF F.
John l.. IngersOl, master-at-arIns James
p. Figg, J. G.; James A Morris, Sr, .. c.;
John Maxwell representative 10 Grand
Lodge Joseph r. Ford, James \. Nor
ris, ST., and fl. A. Hare, trustees
The Rev. r. II Fleming, of Lynchburg,
Va, is in the city, the guest of Mr.. b. G.
Wherry He will preach in Grsce-street
Presbyterian Church this morning and at
night
The Richmond Light Infantry Blues
have received an invitation TO attend the
annual reception given by the Governor $
Foot Guard 10 the Governor of Con-
necticut on. the evening OF Thursday,
January 10, 1899, at Hartford.
Dr. Benjamin Harrison has returned to
the city from a Christmas vacation spent
with his father Dr. Benjamin Harrison,
Of Clarke county.
At All Saints Church, Madison, near
Grace, Rev j. Y. Dowdman, rector,
there will be services to-day as follows
Morning service, with holy cOmmu-
Mon, at II o'clock a. NJ. Evening
service at O'Clock
Rev Dr. George Cooper, Of the First
Baptist Church, will preach at the Sec
ond Baptist Church (colored) to day at
1880 z. VI. Rev h Weeden, of Hamp-
ton, will preach at : p VI This church
is on Byrd street between First and
Second.
Trustees George a DeBold and VIII
liam A. Rose, of Lodge 735. Knights of
Honor have paid out TO widows of de-
ceased members of the Order during the
year 1883 $4,000, as follows Mrs.
Haines, Mrs Philip kaentzer, Mrs J. II.
Williams, and Mrs j. W Pate $1,000
to each
The Alert Pleasure Club gave it, first
monthly entertainment at the residence
OF Mr. John Bowles, on Thursday eve
ming About forty young ladies and
gentlemen were present Dancing was
kept up until early morning
The Little Tycoon Company closed
most successful engagement az the
Academy last night. Whenever Spenser's
beautiful little opera returns 10 Rich
mOnd, 10 can count on success Rich
mond always literally patronizes meri-
tOrious entertainments.