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Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26

"Nice weather Is coming" and in
Economy lies Wealth" and YOU can
save lots OF money by bringing your
Spring clothing for renoyatirg, repair
ing and pressing to the Eagle Steam Dye
House, No. - Canal-st., where ali such
work is done IN first-ciaS5 style, and at
the lowest prices possible.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26
Rev. Weber. the Great Evangelist.

Recovering from dreadful ease OF
catarrh. lie had been great suf-
ferer:
DR.. :. Clay Todd. Grand Rapids,
Mich, My Dear Brother:
] do believe that medicine of yours
Will cure my catarrh. am better now
than ever before. Wonderful meet
Ings here. Address me at Adrian
Mich, care of Lawrence House. Your,
IN Jesus. j. III. WEBER.
February -, 1889.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26

J. r. L0asc. Red Cior,r County Dr'roif:
/ chccr5ully furnish the following for
publication:
Mrs. :. age 36, cancerOus face fcell
cancer, had tired many phys .cans,
and on presentation to me was hor-
ubie sight to look upon. Nose partly
eaten away, deep pits i'm checks, fore
head and chm. As "a last hope put
her on L0Osc's Extract Clover Rod
large doses internally. and rs local
application. I used the solid Extract in
plaster form. she improved rapidly
from ine first week, andIn four months
was entirely Vcll Now eighteen
months SINCE Treatment, and no sgns
Of return.
JOHN !. WEAVER.
Liberation of the leg Indolent u
CerI Recovered entirely after three
months trcatment witt your Extract
Eed Clover and Solid Extra-t Dressing.
Now one year since treatment. and mo
WALTER vs. HI ME.
Cancer of Ta and ~kin Disease
Your Fvtraet entirely cured u.ta three
months treatment wltn Bed Clover aud
~ott Extract Dressing Now over "a
year arl u0 Eu ot return.
H. B.
Sr-r a-v ~vra swas entirely cured
tr s- clover ionsc m three months.
of iha after resuifs. such as
ar efr hr sry 8 slcn cases.
II HaFe anY ao1l- phys
ars tr can write ~ nle sri wI
s t.em 2 ia.. history ~ each case.
Tfa. ~ II EAENAIT
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26
Grand Rapids Savings Bank Semi-An-
nuai Dividend, No. 81

The Directors Of this bank nave de
per cent, payable on and after Mon
day, July /, 1889.
+. A. HALL, Cashier
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26

If YOU want the best, order kustcrer
Brewing Co.'S Pllsener or export bottle
bepr
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26
FIFTH
PUiN7
DR.. LeDuc's Periodical Pills,

From Paris. France. act only upon the ceucT-
alive organs in females and positively cure
suppression of the mruSes from Whatever
cause. aud all periodical troubles peculiar 10
women. safe reliable remedy. sure g. pro-
mote mcuStFuatinn. should not te used dur
fne pregnancv. The large proportion ~ Ills 70
which lad ps are liable is the direct result - .
disoTdered or Irregular mensfrEaflou. ANY
druggist. g.. tv. Pms faNPsay. Pros Spencer.
iowa. -. T Ham. - t4Ialst.. Grand Rap
ids Mich supply Agent.
ROBERT STEVENS a CO.. Wholesale Agents.
Chicago. H.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26

Family bottle beer. hoti-3 ~ tn.
Kusterer Brewing Company. frss
every Gay.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26

Why don't YOU try Carter's Little
Liver Pills. They are a positive cure
for sick headache, and ali The ils pro-
duced by sOrdered liver. Only one
p.ll "a dose.
With teeth all stained, and loose,
Thought
That nothing could bc begged OF bought
To cure them, and / crled ln pam,
go. would that they were good aEaln."
At last, let songs Of praise 20 round,
A cure IA SOZODONI found
The action of Carter's Little Liver
Pills j. pleasant, mild and natural.
They gently stimulate the liver, and
regulate the bowels, bat do not purge.
They are sure 10 please. Try them.
If there ever was 4 specific for any
one complaint, then Carter's Little
Liver Pills are specific for sick head
ache, and every woman should know
this. Only one pill dose. Try them.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26

Ths following e Hst of the marriage
ucen nses lssued since ASS pub shet. o. t3 fha
naraes. residence when oatside ths cry and
ages af the Faruss
tGss
Charles 'hert iTrmser Nar-1rst foa
Kennedy al aunf Norris MIrh Z-11
Esraier7 >issrssi snf Aana hrTsn>Es N
Hanrr R1dmtn. nf Evanston. l.i Nfi
cara Rsteka
Henarls a. pektfder r0Fnelfa Nsl
The peculiar combination. rrrrcrf an
and preparation II Hood s ~arsaa e.
make tbs met csEa a1errt from
others an8 superior ~ taem All. Frs-
psred by CT Hood V Co.. lowell Mass
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26

kressea Besl-s ss-5ss e soaar~a
tE,.sra ss-i assAe. taA4reS
ksses>e4 faFs s..ssss--.3 8 eahars1-
iars ltfsi-sE P44sa
EllsSsea 4 E.4l - fss paN1a
AiiAes.
tsreSH sa4 : s-saaa
Pass allt.. q Ese-aG
k- atea psaaa
-sls aa 3 as4aa
Escl i.i., als - dE.rce.
>aEE ~s1as 2 qaaad laf aooi -.
tais sfr1s - EeaAa
Az-lea - 81 . pe1E3
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26

A4aA4er>' FEoaace.
Potatoes .ss- = a1Stavl
!, & >llri Ter Esraeu
Eas>- ~ ss4Le aexga
D4tfrf-ls8l- 2 paaHd
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26

washed s4sNe uaas.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26

J. Y. L0asr. Red C'orr C9mfg. Do'roif.
/ chccr5ully furnish the following for
publication:
Mrs. !. age 36. cancer0us face lcell
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-05-31
Tic Strawberry.

In an almanac for this year / find
the following interesting particulars
regarding this delicious and highly
priced fruit: The nature OF this
creeping plant is thus noticed by
Shakespeare. who says, in lIenryV
act l, scene1:
Thest wberrv grows un,lrrncat h tho net tie
And wholesome berries thrive and riprn best
Neigbor'd by iruit of bnser quality.
The same poet, in IL passage which
he has verified from one of our old
historians, has preserved u fact by
which it is proved that This fruit has
been cultivated iii London at least
ever since the reign of Richard Ill,
for. in the play of that name act q,
scene i, Glostcr thus addresses tho
Bishop of Ely:
Ny Lord of Ely when was last in IIorborn
saw good Strawberries in your gardel
there:
do brscrrh YOU s,'nl for some of them.
An old writer has made the follow.
ing quaint observation ON straw.
berry: Goodnight have madeabetter
berry than the strawberry, but Ger.
tainly he never did. Newcastle.
npon-Tyne Chronicle.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-05-31
lie Laid the Ghost.

"Bill Skimmins buried his father in
n most unlandsome way very neal
his barn. said the man at the farth.
or end of the table. "The ncighbors
thought it was n shame and made Il
good deal of talk about it. One o.
them thought he would punish Bill
by soaring him. and laid in wait fol
him near his fathers grave on a dark
night.
CAS- Bill went by on his way from
the barn the man rose up rs if from
the tomb and exclaimed, in II ghostly
voice: I'm your father, Bill"
"Who said you warn't" Billa nsw.
cred, Git down thar inter yer hole
whar yer b'long" and he struck him
across the face with II bride he was
carrying such rap that the woull-lm
alnrmist carried the scars for months.
Lewiston Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-05-31
An Extraor,linary Story.

The police of Buda-Pesth are in
vcstigating truly marvellous case.
A boy Mt the public grammar school
has confessed to his father that he
has Tor some time past taken money
from the till in his shop, being or
dered to do so by Il man, who had
made him the subject of experiments
in hypnotism. The father went to
the school authorities, and it was
discovered that IL whole class ofboys
were i'll similar plight. They acted
as mediums" and by II process
known rs suggestion" were made
to steal money from their parents
and bring it to the artleut scientist
in question. The affair is still wrap
ped in mystery, and is the one topic
of cohversation.-Pall Mall Gazette,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-05-31
What We Know of Color.

American l.thographcr
All that we know ofcolor, it's causes
and effects, is in connection with the
wave theory of light. Color depends
upon the number of light waves re.
tiertcd from amy OBJECT infringing up.
on the rctina oi tleeye. In red there
are about 10000 waves to the inch,
and these will strike the eye Mt the
rate of Al millions of pulsations
are there per second. In violet
81 900 waves to the inch, and
600 millions of millions of pulsa-
tons per second. The other colors
have Wave lights intermediate be.
tween these two. Color does not.
therefore, exist eitherin the object or
in the brain or the mind of the Oh.
server. 1t is an effect. There can be
no appearance of Il fire on u desert
ISLAND where there is no eye within
seeing distance. The chemical pro.
cess called combustion goes on, but
there is no appearance of the flame
gave when its waves strike upon the
,ctina of an eye.
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Beautiful JaDan.

Beautiful japan. Nobody who knew
| il in its .JapAncse days will care to
think about il all changed and civiliz-
I'll. lis simple, kindly. hospitable peo-
| pie, even with their polite s;.lutution
to the stranger, their unaffected sim
plirity; their ingenious, happy ways of
life. What IL picturesque country it
was, and IL picturesque people! To
wander out on IL ''Hong" day and climb
Tie hill up to the temple hidden in
trees. II spot where it seemed impossi-
bic not to worship. No cold and grim
stone church with 81 harsh bell clang-
| lug to service, but IL quaint little tenn
pie, with its curling caves and its SIM
pie little shrincs; with dim oil lamps
burning in its bronzcd lanterns, aud its
laaqucrcl lloor, its curious carvings.
The sun hardly reached it for the
shade. and us you approached it up the
winding path or by steps cut in the
rock, Il sense Of rest and peace camo
over you that made you glad. You
never cared what dcilies they worship
ped in those temples. They wor-
shipped. Perhaps you would not
Us" their ceremonies, but You must
worship. too, if you uttered no prayer,
brcal!h'd no vow. The spell of some
god was upon you, and i, was not idol
airy. And beyond, on the hillside,
the merry crowds We're gathered. Moth
ing but happy laughter and kindly
chatterng were heard. They wcro
flying kite, and it WIS itself II study 10
see them manage those taillcs, bamboo
frames of all shapes, covered with
thin paper. There were two crowds,
one on the hill opposite, and they wero
opposing armies. There wcro hun
dretls of moosmis in picturesque dress,
OF bright and sombrc co!ors quantity
and beautifully harmonizcd, their
hair done up in high Japanese style
pictures that seemed to suit the lands
cape. that seemed 10 suit the occasion
and the various occupations. Old men
and boys, married women with their
shaved eyebrows and their blackened
t.c,h; young and old. from eighty to
boyhooI. and everybody not in arms
was lying II kite. What business had
civilization in there? Why should
what we call progress break In upon
this simple happiness? Simply be.
cause the restless spirit born in tho
west must fluid more room in the world:
and people never can let other people
alone. San Francisco Chronicle.
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Curlosities of the English Schools,

London Times
Thefollowing were recently among
the written answers in examinations
on the scriptures by her Majesty's
inspectors of schools:
"Who was Moses?" lie was al
Egyptian. He lived in bark made
of bullrusllcs, and he kept a golden
cart and worshipt braizen snakes
and he hct nothin' but qwables and
manner for forty years. He was
kort by the air of his ed while
ri,lin' under II bow of Il tree, and lie
was killed by his son Absion as he
was hanging from the bow. Ills
end was peace"
Whit do you know of the patri-
arch Abraham" ole was the
father OF Lot and had tew wives
One was called Hismale and totllel
Haygur. He KEEP wun at home and
lie hurried the tother into the desert
where she became pillow of salt
i'll the day time and a pillow of fir,
at mite"
Write an account of the good
Samaritan:" A certain man went
down from Jerslcm to Jcriker and
he fell among thnwns, and the
thawns sprang up and choked him
Whereupon he gave tuppins to tho
host and said tax care on him and
put him OH his hone hass. And hc
past by on the hother side"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-05-31
An Inventor Discourscs on the Ma
chine OF the Future.

-
chine of the Future.
ono, have not been sick; have
not been drinking, neither am suffer
ing the pangs of rcmorsc"
"What on earth makes you so lear
and pale, thcn?'
The question Was addressed to q
mechanical engineer who has made
one or two hits with his inventions,
ald Is IN consequence well endowed
with worldly goods.
give be schcminS," was the re
sponsc; "schcming for the last three
years on ono of the greatest needs Of
the times"
"Wiat's llat?"
On typewriter that shall he cheap
rapid, compact. light and noiselcss.
Why. sir. there's millions in it, posi-.
lively millions If could devise such
II machine Id get all the backing
wanted i'll less tllan an hour. know
Il concern in Hartford that has cxpcnd.
ed $4,000 in experiments and hasn't
anything To show for it yet.
"l'lrra are hundreds OF men al
over the country ut work on the same
problem. For some time the Patcn
OIlce ut Washington has received
marc applications for patents ON type
writers than anything else. The man
who strikes il will clear IL fortune.
"lho machines already in the mar.
ket that satisfy the requirements us Il
speed cost too much to make it possible
for every man who has much writing
TO do to get one. Then they are TOT
heavy and bulky to be carried AROUND
easily, aud tho noise they make render
them objectionable in Offices whers
conversation has to bc carried on.
The right thing will bc struck some
time. 1t always is. Why, the vast,
Of time in writing the mere mecllani
cal labor of wriiiug-is IL disgrace t,
civilization. The average speed o
writing is from fifteen to twenty words
minute not moro. What un i'm.
mc'sc gain it would be if that average
could be brought up TO forty or fifty
words Il minute. And it will be done
some day. Tho typewri,crs of the
fninre-chcap, rapid, cliicacious will
do it..
"lou young men will, expect, live
to see the day when ninc-tenths of the
writing done for newspapers will he
done on lypcwrilcrS. The reporter will
consider the typewriter just as neces-
sary an instrument of his profession as
Is now the pen or pencil. Then it will
b9 II common thing to rattle off a
column in an hour Or three quarters OF
;th hour or even ut u squirt in half an
hour. Then you newspaper fellows
Will wonder how on earth you ever
managed I" get along without them" -
New York Herald.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-05-31
The Ounce of PraYention.

Under the above heading the New
York World ofFeb 10th, contains an
editorial, OF which the following are
q few extracts:
Physicians and unprofessional
men OF sense agree that If people
would take q little of the pains to
prevent disease that they do to have
1t cured that the civilized world would
be much less like vast hospital than
it is now. But the idea
ofa regular and stated physical en-
animation, even of persons who are
apparently well, is an excellent one.
The approaches OF pulmonary COM
plants, kidney troubles, and many
OF the other ills that flesh is heir to
IRE SO insidious as not to be appar-
ent to their victim. In
nothing is it trucr than in disease
that IAN ounce ofprevention is worth
u pound ofcure.'"
There is n great deal of wisdom in
what the World remarks. lndividu-
ais, rs rule, do not give physical
attention, and it is only when alarm
ed by the presence OF disease itself
the consciousness of failing strength
that attention is given to such
matters.
Much has been said and written in
recent years concerning the extreme
and oftentimes fatal danger which re-
suits from delay in the treatment of
kidney diseases.
Physicians admit that they can-
not control advanced disease of
those organs, and it is doubtful
whether they can control it in any
stage without the assistance of War
ner's Safe Cure, which is established
as the only known means which will
reliably prevent and cure this class
of disease.
Besides, it has been definitely as
certained that kidney disease is the
real cause OF i'll health in most cases
where consumption, heart, brain or
nervous disorders are supposed to
exist, and in consequence OF such be-
lief many fatal mistakes have been
committed by our hest physicians in
treating such disorders, which are
but the symptoms of the disease,
whilst they have allowed thercal dis
ease-disease of the kidneys to escape
their notice until too late.
There is no safer or surer way
by which health can be preserved
and disease averted than the
occasional Use of Warmers
Safe Cure, which will benefit the
.engines of life. THE Kidneys, even
if they are in q normally healthy
state; while the good that will result in
case disease is threatened, or is nl-
ready present, cannot he overcsti-
mated.
The most carciulcxnmination made
by skilful physician sometimes is
unreliable, since this class of disease
is extremely deceptive, and seldom
openly nanifests itself until the I'M
suspecting sufferer is beyond assist
ancp.
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~esm.tn;aa'az:s

He loved Judge Foote'S daughter, Irene,
| aged nineteen, which was scarcely rrcdita-
bic TO the sagacity Of an angler OF forty
Wears, standing.
He accepted y nomination fer the state
assembly. salary $500. which was /. piece u:
folly only TO be cAcclled by his uncomtl.-
,ional surrender 10 Cupid
With his soul full OF worship for the beau.
tifui irene. with his brow full OF the burrows
OF political anxiety, and with his arms
| full OF his own clothes, ilr. Rug-lts
stood upon the high bank OF Clear creek
one morning carly in June. He was i'll
Natures own uniform. ready In wrrst!.
the many-lrggcd hegramites hid under III.
s'uncS III the Swir.in" creek brlnw-hiS ia.
v"r IT, rai Tor bass. Ellison i. Rrm..,:,
! placed the majority of his apparel up IN tn
| bank, east glance about i.iln and drsrendt
the s'ream, stopping /" examine his birci
| lark canoe That lay upon the shinrc viii
i its bottom 10 HE sun. Then. pni. in hama
Ii" wndcd up stream to a Itch harvest ut liri.
| granite. I'm hour OF la,nr. lhen--tln sound
of feminine voices! Laughing and sing II.
| snatches of song, shouting over the hiscor
cry "f some sp.rkli flower chasing caci
| o:hrr through the ,Xu:iaut grass on thr
bank above Ellison t. Knyg.es c',,ne !, irooI
of naiGens from Newton Falls Yes ana
| among the merry voices WIS lr.nr'.. sw..-
c'cai, ringing: like u Lel, hn; ii sounded Xix,
tine stInawk of an Emlur wiicr to 4! llsuu r.
\ n.teoric Hash uf rcd us Ellison s,I:n.
tnwaid his canoe Ut the landing u ace
What II fool he had been to forgot that this
was l,cni'. day tor til" First Methodist Fps
cnnnl sunday school %: NrMIon lti.
Would Ii. be- too axe 10 reach his clothes?
He would.
l;lcii 10 the tanoc! He would conc,:.!
himself. He d.d so by lying down behind
tine boat.
Nearer aud nearer came the merry Voices.
Suddenly the notes If glee turn TO cXrlamn-
tinnr OF surprise and then diSmav lii. la
dies have come upon u large part vi the fish
cr;ian's wardrobe
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At THE MORNING SERVICE.

The sermon was long and the preacher was
pr0sy,
The cushion was soft and I le corner was cozy;
And, musing, knew,
By my side In the pew
Was dear little face that was dimpled and
rosy.
4 stray bit oflace and the curl Of q feather
10y close to my check, and didn't cure
whether
The service was long
Ordirting was wrong
In lonely back pew, as We knott down to-
gether.
In reading the prayers we had one book he.
tween us;
So sweet was her smile that, had nobody
seen us,
While bent on our knees
(Oh how Cupid did teas..)
had stolen II kiss, with the praycr-book to
screen us.
In the oriel window the sunlight was CLEAN.
ing.
In my Lrowsy old brain | felt love ianccs
teeminc;
Then my heart gave n thump-
But my head got hump
On the back OF the pew-l hud only been
dreaming.
-H,r,ll r,,,, S,,tr,,,l Il, I ar,
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from the spot where the clothes had been
found Her face wis flushed. She handed
to Colonel Chester n scrap of paper ON which
was roughly scribbled:
will the oilicious person who removed those
clothes plcasc place thcin 70 Gun 10 home al
| becomes Il gentleman. MR BLAME
Iha scarchers utter suicides returned
quickly an,i meckly, to Newton Fails. every.
body MAJ. save the colonel.
That night Ellison L. Rugvles was sitting
in his private Off o. trying 10 imagine some
spot in tho hereafter Of adequate Torment Il
meet tho d. scrts OF one Col Chester, when
the gentlemen OF his though:a entered.
Good evening, Mr. Rnggiea"
Glow are you."
Il saw YOU We're cut canoeing today
lban't YOU lind the dew in that meadow o
little iighi for very good sporty"
Lock here, Chester, my campaign for the
! legislature has ,iius tar cosJ me $500 you
this Internal DAYS work. and I'll pull on,
and give you Il clear held. Election IL clos,
ut hand, and under such circumstances yol
can WIN"
"Ihc very thing came here to propose.
said the colon".
started oui by telling you tha5 Ellison
j. Hu"%,us WAS Il Crank" Through all hi,
trials OF that dav lie hung on to the pail o
hclgram'tcs. Perhaps you won't believe me
but then YOU DON'T know what n real gca
uinc fish "c:ank" is, anyway.
DAVID WEcns1ER
Copyright, lss9, hy Bachelor Il Co.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-05-31
I'm ADAMS OLD CLOTHES
Mr.. Rugglcs Is Caught in an Exceed
ingly Humiliating Condition by His
Sweetheart.
He Was Only Getting Some Bait For
His Hook but He Really Got Into
Trouble.

Ellison Il. Eugglcs, attorney ut law, was ,
'ciank," in the popular acceptance Of the
| .crm. He owned fonr trout tois, five brass
| rods, an even dozen reels, lantins nets,
ratis, trolls, scimcS and hooks. lilies, sinke,s
nd lines sufficient 20 stock II small store
Noconditiun OF weather. wind or water had
.rrrors for him, AMI to the spoit that IL,
worShrcd he gave that conscientious
personal devotion that always means sue
:cSs AMI like other modern "cranks,
Eii-on Il. Rugglcs caught fish while those
not Specialists" caught sand lies, poison
IVY, empty crecls and rheumatism.
Ellison had been for some forty wears i;
srcatc anu sensible p:sca orial crank MhcI
two great msfortuncs beici him. lie fc
in love and INTO politics at one and the sam,
time,