The Washington critic., 1889-02-26
MATTER WORTH READING.
Am Amrhlblons spinster

incre is uiulueh l"uy Il a. ivy Nv. Ia.
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,sh,,o a. n ,,ro Ator ronooin,no a,yov
fro,, a hotl, ,,,,, 90, a co,,,,lo os bonr. sh,
commencss IN faint and almost snfrocetcs
aud to rrocure rnlief wust ot onco covnr
boro ontire bod, in cold ,yator sbo hos In
ber room n rool of fresb woter and In this
She snends oreoier mart of her time both
winter and summer othcr,yise ber baaltb
is very good.--tsayannob News.
An Arizo,. india, sh,n,,,.
,r,o hot. ~ ho,,, 80 q. -, ,o,,.
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- ho i.e,r, ,,ro,ono ,,,a,r oho, ,,oi,a ,,,,,h
hrrsh Nv onrohg Mo- 20 an, e,roa, av,on,
,rhov follow n do,,ico az onoo ocono,n,oaI
,,,,,,,o an, orroo,,,,o rho,, n,o,o ,h,o,,
nos,e of,ho a1oho son aud ,yo,or ond ho,inr
,,o,,,,d ,,,,, ho,r oiosol,, or,,,nd ,I,n,. ho,1,
thcv smear n from brow 10 occinu, with
s,iclv grov mnd ana 10, 4, arv whon
tboroughly drv Il IL cracked of anl the
hair energies therefrom clean, smooth and
glossy as the proyerbial ravens wing.
Compared to this the shampoo of civilization
is foolshness. Chicago Tribune.
Th, Model Woman.
A wit belonging to the skating Club has
dec,ared tbat IN order IN be dosorv,d,, :,
known Ms a beuc no,ineusc. n lady sbon,d no
gifted with the thirty following oood
points. ..she sbould have three tbings
white tbe shin tactb and bopds. threo
ltoo,, o,,os o,,Ios,,os o,,1 ,,.A,,na,,,a, 49,
rosv th. lins the checks aud tbo ,,ngnr.
noiis. ,hroo iono ,ho ,yois, ha,r and hands.
,hron shor, ,aat,, oars ond ,n,,,,o. ,hrao
,,r,,.a ,a,a,,o,a s,,o,I1o,a AL ,,, o,,i,.,,,a.
| ,hreo sm,n woist mou,b and inston.
three finely formed tho nose boad and
foot. tbreo ortisticolIv sbaned 0roors
unner lin and chin. tbroe beaut;fnllv de,
| veloned. tho arms tbe limbs aud tbs
| dowry ~ To which catalogue of perfec.
| tions what lady would not GLADLY have the
right to Law claim? Nor would she lack
admirers, even IL she happened not to
skate New York Truth.
An Evasive Answer
| Al Err,;sh no,Ioror sho,+ ,;,,o a,,,o.
,vos ~, q yodd,no, four a., ,his oo,,,,tr,
His br,do was much voungor than bimsoi,
| up W accommodated aud att nd
bence s,,rronnded with n crowd of od,n,rors
ot ovorv ,looo ,yhoro troy stonrod rho
nol,Ionnor oo,t,onod hio ,,oiat 20 o,,,o
ovosiyo ars,yors IN ony orcst,onst,,ot r,irh,
bo mi 40 hin, ,olotins, 70 himsoIf ona ,,iso
Having stonned oyar night AZ ono os on,
| Iaadino ho,nie tho novt 7oorni,,c, ~, 49,
his valet If he had been asked onv oucs
| tions TTe renlied. ,,yes lots of them
amono others thov asked n Won were ma
| ried . sWhot answer did Won o,ve ~, In
ouired the noblemap. ~ told them Won
| were NOT morried but were goipo, In bc n
! two ,vools ~ vos bis ron,v
rho, ,Io,, ,t,onsn,rod hos ,o, hoo,, -,
.,,,.,aa rpaa.a'' ,,,,s,,,.
| ' "s' W. N"" ""' 's".'
iho wig VI awe,i-hnown i,eW iorho'
h,u 80 ,a.no ,,ronan,;on. 0'a e. ,,'a,
| s4h for cuttino n hasoue Tho oe,t,amo,
| noid !, xv,thon, . ,nnrnnr Tvo'Sans 1a,o,
,he wife torted an a v,sit ,o SOM, sriand,
| down IN Moina and wore tho ne,v bosouo
| II.r hushand lonl,od at n ori,;ool,y and "a.
annrovino,v
,.I don't caro- about the nrco Ion :, h,
said s.hut n don't Az !,
| uWhy (uoronoo !, wos ,b. .a,onisho,
ronl, ,,I,,n s,,-o 4, a. hoont,f,,,,, -
..So a doesn,t Al ), said the husband
/ sbo had tokon her seat and Tho train WA
uov,ng ont of tho station whsn sbe tbrus,
her 'baad ont of tba ,yindnw -ord said wifi
an orch smile.
,.It doos AZ C,ororo.n
The window closed hefore h. cou,d franz
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