New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-07
GOSSIP AT THE cAPITAL.
THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIoNs OF THE
MAN WHO DISTRIBUTES OFFICES.
ORIGIN OF THE TERM SUCKERS" AS APPLIED
TO CITIZENS OF ILLINo1s-sENAToH SAW;
xER's CHECK THE GUARDED EA'
PREss1oNs OF A ooAoHMAN-

TO CITIZENS OF ILLlN
yER's CHECK THE GUARDED Ia:
PREssIoNs OF A coAoHMAN-
SENATOR TELLER's YOUTH.
1...,Dr.or Anrl s.-There is hardly step DO
tween the desperate condition OF he men "Ho hS ~,
natronaco to dispense and the inhsoitahS VI ."
prrohotb the Government reservation Tor lunsues
49, 49, u,,,or and and II the clamOring continues
,o.rv ~ the honorable gentlemen who occupy hisn
oeicisI nlsces will have to be carried there Inoy
NAV hide and go.seek with their tormentors' inc o
soe,ers: skip out OF the back door when tue ha'i 70
t,I ~ clamorers change their boarding-hohseS WIN
ont leaving any address; go over to Baltimore Ior
two or three days stay and, in Short resort " o'os
device TO put their pursuers of the track Dut 70 no
nrrnose The offices are better than ahso-seou
hays. and the seekers follow those who have o'eni
TO dispose OF through brick walls u.sh-
A prominent official only recently arrived IN WASH
Ineton driven to the verge OF despair W .is.
made upon him for Offices both within @nu VIZ 80
hls Gift rushed from his house determined 10 o'' w
mind by q long walk lie was iu' ~ - ,,.,tipo
with the map Of washington, so locsteu n'' 800
nopt nv a little beer saloon In the window Oh "i,'o
frc,vned Bismarcks weli- known picture. ne ""
rapidIy and after an hour found hinsen III INV A.,
locality again; but, looking for the Po'u, 49,
Gernan statesman, was sstonsheo 10 hru w -,
features Of the Emperor FREDERICK anu NOV o. ,vas
tho face Of his Minister looking back nj hn' no 20
Cor r,oment dazed but at last concluded tha' Wu,t
,oobtpo of the Fmperor no had thought Oh niS
ord en- confounded them. Satisfied with tns oonotN
he 5tarted briskly on again to hnlsn n9 d.
tbYoy of his mental worry In ply eAotuOn
walled at n good pace and at last ieh uhas u'' -
condition was somewhat relieved ana thaS a., ~ IT.,
able to face again the mob that was ,S,oh no
- ,otd about for tho little saloon from Wnion no
oor,d find HIS way home The saloon was uoiV, ~
tt,. tmo u Was neither the face Of Bsmarch hor
o,,, that stood IN the window The youhe nS'o
NJ Germany, gorgeous In culrasslors uni Ir,.
o.. and as he looked at the face OF German!
vorng ruler the poor man who had oh0es a" -
pressed both hands to his head IN sudden a.
Was he going crazy Had the oll'o- vos-
80 ,,w of his reasonl lie looked again. les
there was no kind of DOUBT ine'e wa"
KaIser's uniform even to the cap 80,
ne turned sadly away with strong doubts As % hS
r,ontaJ soundness but giving one last looA !" 49,
himself that he had made no mistaDe no s" - ~.
Of the Kaisers. but their Chancellor Ssa'"' 80,
Same fierce expression. The poor man peoe", -.
Wild Had he lost control OF inc NERVES " - 80 a.
RI, those three Germans should dance before MI" ~
-" 80, ar ,vas his brain al FAULT Ho paceo up
"a down before tho window, both hands prosSou y
a.. ho.d Iootdnr now aud then at tho WINDOW "noIo
n,,,aoroS Tho Emperor Frederick and the hnPe.o'
william seemed to mock him. ITO VEN CIV -
gIoss and peered in al them Turning ms no'I -
sdo 10 side he discovered the explanation OF Ins
from ono face to the other and slnoS' uA, .,a,ro
S.u,.nt Nth iov whom no found II was INC P'e'uio
pc, ot ia hat was al fault. The picture was ono
:, ,Lo ,iat arrangements so popular As aaVerl's'no"
-. -, which changes with the point OF wow msA'
-, ,bree pctlires, one from the iroh'' Quo A'"'
right and one from tho leH - o., ,rA.,
rpo satisfaction Of our friend was 80 sroH' w.. ~.
in0 -, v,derutood the system that no went lnpo
the saloon where he ordered three ocers' "D'~A
drank to tho two Kaisss and 70 b'su''0A