The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-12-11
BRGAKFAST BUDGET,
HOtO !. the way Lhe IndIan brave
Attempts 10 win his dusky bride;
"Bo mine, whilst by Thy side SIOUX
or I'll 60 OH and siO~ux-lcldC,'

or lllgO oil and tioux'Icldc'T
1t is said that whisky is worth $50 q
gallon In Alaska,
The Atorm.cloud should have u sky
blew color AerchGnt lrGrctcr.
Poets are born. Only waiter girls are
made to oIder.-St. Paul G|obc.
No attempt will be mude TO build 4
State house in Washington for five yeaTs'
"Oysters hired Tor church i%estlvals," il
a sign along the wharf, Philadelphia
Record.
Seventy Bay City men are 10 be EN-
ployed after this IN making alcohol ou'
II sawdust.
One tan not call the upper branch oil
the English Parliament u peerless body.
-PiNsGurgh GtroNicte.
Ahupter in Freedom township, Blait
county, Pa, afcw days since shot three
wild turkeys at one shot.
When u Philadelphian slips up on q
banana peel he falls so slowly that 1t
doesn't hurt him,-Epoch.
The convicted criminal is never al
lowed to hurry himself. tlo must take
his time BinghGmptOa Leader.
The trees now resemble tho man who
takes off his hat when he salntesR lady
naked bOughs, you know.-BosIon Trans
cript.
This country is getting along with one
office holder 10 l57 adults. The civil ser
wants OF Uncle Sam draw about Sl65,OOO,-
900 yearly. =.
The Senator who can succeed himself
In the United States Senate does not
want any other man 70 succeed for him.
-Picayune.
An international exhibition OF postage
stamps il " be held next year in Vienna
to commemorate the 1iitieth anniver'
pary Of their introduction.
From ono point in Missouri over
1000, 600 cottonwood saplinEs have been
shlppud this year to Nebraska aud Iowa
to DO planted on tree claims.
"Don't you think Tuxedo is u perfect
garden Of Eden, Mr.. Thumpkins?"
ives, Miss A%sterbOndj but a trille more
dressy, doncher think ?"-LW.
Two hundred u day was the average
number Ut tourists who assembled last
month tho Yesuyius railway to look
down into the mouth Of the volcano.
Customer-"Eh is vegetable soup. |
ordered chicken Understanding
the soup)-'Dat's so, sir my IuistakO. |
fought dem celery tops wus ieatters."-
LIFE
At W~aterville, Me, II l,0OO.pouud
weight dropped from the clock in the
Unitarian church, crushing the costly
church organ beyond the possibility Of
repair,
The wrecking crew Of the Pennsylya-
MIA SChuylkill valley railroad had to be
sent for TO rescue u horse which had be-
come fastened in the trestle bridge at
Douglasville.
The city OF Boston has for q candidate
for tho Mayoralty Robert Treat Paine.
Ithis middle maine is not u misnomer he
ought TO get there without much OF Il
Times. Union.
A bibulous individual OF York, Pa,
went to sleep while soaking his feet in
hot water, aud when he was awakened
IN the morning by his wife the fire had
gone out and thin ice had formed In the
tub.
Mrs. Bloodgood-"What! not an open
fireplace nor d stove in the whole house?
How does your father warm his slippers,
Willie neutrality-suspicious.
on mo, ma'am. "-BuriinglOn Free
Pres.
The Jefferson City MOI Tribune tells
Of q dog which followed a coon into a
cave, where he beCane fast III a narrow
iperture aud was compelled TO remain
until he grew lean enough 10 get
through, which required twelve days.
It is said that at least six novels by
writer's Of fiction are TO DO writ.
on this coming year, based, like "Ben
iur," on scenes and incidents OF the
Bible. Joshua, David, 81. John, IT. Paul
md other Bible worthless are 10 figure In
hese novels.
The Queen Of Italy recently found a
jtrpak oil ugly and indellble green color
IN her iavorlte lap dog, and oil inquiry
ound that King HumbUrt, for whom
The had procured from Paris a bottle OF
mir dye which she desired him to Use
III his gray mustRChO, had Bensibly con.
To have II tried on the dog.
Mrs. Susanna Corey, living near Dow.
log, Mich, will be l0j years old March
|, 1890. She retains her mental faculties
perfectly. Three miles from Mrs.
)otoy, in JO6nstown, resides William
ltolhUrton, who will DO 1O3 years old In
1900, July II being the anniversary OF
lis birth. He draws a pension for Ills
~OryiCes In the wal Of 1912.
A "cOal palace" 16Ox3OO feet aud three
tories high Ia 10 DO erected in East ~,
.0uiS. Tho palace will DO Il decidedly
iovOl structure. Tho coal companies
Viii furnish thB material for tho super.
itucture, black coal Of every kind and
wrought out by saw, by masoh's ham.
nor and Into AtllOLlU forms by the car.
'Vr'g Chlsel. Tho purpose Of The build.
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