New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-16
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

Leonard woolscy Bacon's lively attack on cheap
academic titles Ia The Forum is exciting the ire ot
suudry d. D.s and ILL., DIS n all the denominations.
BY THE TREACHEROUs SEA.
They met and loved In the usual way
She a bankers daushter-'fwss her own tale
While merchant prince was ne.
And never each vowed, had flame like theirs
While Tho door Of JOYS future seemed hung with essss
when tho time came on ~ part
Behind the counter she proudly stoed
And her eyes took stony stare
A, he asked 10 be shown roUe WOODEN socks
At quarter or so a pair.
rOggerel, how tender mems b2'2ms an as ,o..
She cut him a, dead coffin nall
-(PhiladepLia Times
IT,; whole editorial fraternity WI sympahhs
with the GATOR Of The Punx.rtawney spirit Hero
Is his plant. some INSCRIPTIONS villain, with
conscience a, dark ard gloomy As an African forest
.rl, marty all " Mrs. hcHeurys tomato and cabbage
pl.,.'. one night lat week It daStsrlly ireE,
4, Mn, McHcury had promised To divide with US
II, our ,Gico window hangs sabre Caprured ia the
Mexican val Il hangs 30 t9at Just 'he point az" SSVs;
distant Tut tie minute the gang saw starts n" pont
Of the ,ahrr begins tattoo Oh NE gas an lncrss
nf I'VE pounds OF steam j. noticeable In fhe increased
nn,.. IN The glass when 'hc has passed through
a log the >ahro notifies u, Instantly by Keeping que"
tl.hfNtF 'Nl'll FI''' pI'N0'
sono Chicago democrats are predicting that Chet
Justice Fuller Will be- 4 promising Presidential dark
horse IN l-o2. Why don't they Let the poor man
alunet
Young man was turning the IeSves OF an H.
lustraird Volume Of French history. An, he eA'
claimed hero IS . picture OF Chario"o IoruuFOS -
me Boston Transcript
There has long been q place reserved IN our album
for that young Eo,touans photograph, drecIy facing
mat OF the charming young lady whose favoHie
among all ,AlkcspcarS heIOnes IS Katharine Of
Oregon.
We weren't theas, but We never Lad ,I rsSson 10 @
doubt the vcTSciN 81 the gentleman who INFORMS 10
dat s~usor sawyer The other day Witnessed ior SS
DIST his life game OF baseball IS pay rs1 Tt
S Ssi RaScsd on" S Ro aaay jH S heads a.
Ou,deds, aud The crowd cered un'ii S"na'oE S "Tn
bosom That's too cH9 be i h@a Gss SAD to w !hy rs
uensn beside a@ Ma ms 100 IEsle III caicR thai
zoe bad hy 'Asy .S a' !sS the senator warmly
were manager Of that SiGo a. P 0o eh rsr wasS
mgton Post.
one Of the most pruminent residents OF Se preuS
town Of Bh, In Hand Penn, ~ Colonel Bush iAe
Colonel wouh be a very happy man II h "erO fD'
for the fact that every smart AlecS no meets se's
uiV the proverb about bird in the hand eemS "o''A
two in the bush.
He Figured It out.-Algenon-Arcnt you someuu .s
bored with young gentlemen callers who persist III So"
Angelina No, mamma Is acquainted VIII m mus
my callers and knows how much time care 70 tr.ni
oc each Of them, aud she generally manages W "'
nate their calls about as Wish; u,,,, ia,
Angeilnas Ma puttng her head IN at tie aS oo u
Pray do not hurry, daughter but should hSe :. S %t
come % the back parlor when you may 90 ~ WV
prOpriety .-(OmSha World
II hurts our state pride TO denunclatlons OF "a.
scurrllous Governor of NewYork" in papers puof'ne'
IN other states but VIC must confess thai the Go'e'
deserves all he Is getting, and moro too
Mamma Ito johnny, age hye-Johnny, ! dos.
| want Won to play with that Gupton boy. - nos not
! nlce boy At all, and his compan'onShP VIII w '
| credit ,,. ..., 90 r.psrpbef
that we shall DO men one OF these nays' s,. grsod
ably no into business and BIN will DO nilgnG 80
| Customer he'll always be so reckless about moYI
| matters You know. OF course you women lo.s xna
these Sns sSng or me- ONE Of these DAYS
| 10 keen up sort Of acQusntanceship with bh-'"
| ton Transcript.
We blushingiy mention the fact thai though ~o %
| not famous for building monuments, many psvoo .
other cities have kindly referred 10 our ehsn"
| monumental ,.
Rabies Bsrred.-Nr. Jones--csn you go sailing u"
Mrs. jonos--n may take the baby Ny. 40, so,ps
assume the responsibility VI sauAh'-tsufNNS
| Free Press -
! A chldren's park In Boston has been nsasa =
| playstsad.n Let us b. thankful that some elses
| dry. adjust did not name It ~Recrsnonstesn
Young writer's should remember that ARTICLES ~
| newspapers arc not hkc trees IL Cos no, uss5
| them 70 cut then down. on ne sonssI < 10
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! publican.