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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1889-04-26

SAY FnAScIsco. April l5.-The Chron.
icie- commenting on the details ~ the
wreck p. The war-ships q; Apia. says:
This account settles all doubts ia regard
y the responsibility for the disaster. Il
proves that the American ani German
commanders dill every thing that good
seamarship could do 70 save their ves.
sels. and that the escape o. the British
ship Calli0pe was owing 70 the great
strength ~ her engines. American OH.
cers proved their claim to superior sea.
msnship. and the saving q the crews 81
th- Trenton and Nipsic was due the skill.
full handling 0s the vessels.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1889-04-26

Mar. II now carried between New Yorh
end San. Francisco IN one hundred ant
shAxtesp houyA
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23
PORTLAND MARKET,
AUsPICIoUs OPENING OF THE SAL
MON SEASON.
The Dull Condition of the Wheat Mar
ket Still Prevails-A Slight Fall In
Sugars Announced - Farm
Produce Active.

The principal feature of Importance
is the present activity in the salmon
industry, necessitating, as it will, an in
crease in freight traffic and the usual sup
plies for those engaged in this avocation.
The wheat market, as heretofore report
ed, continues dull. In provisions the
supply is equal to all demands, Eastern
meats, however, taking the lead. APP
pies are scarce and meet with ready
sale, Butter firm, and in the matter OF
poultry the market is all that could be
desired.
GROCERIES.
Sugars, Golden G 61sc. extra G 61ac
cube, crushed and powdered 75sc. Coffee
Java 25c, Rio 201ac, Arbuckle's roasted
2534c.
PROVISIONS.
Oregon ham 121s@l3c, breakfast Ia.
con 121ac, sides l01ac, shoulders 9@9ac.
Eastern ham 12L@l3hc, Sinclaire's 13@
13kc, breakfast bacon 121a @13c, sides
1Oc. shoulders 9@91ac Lard 10L
@11c.
Navel oranges $4.25@4.75, Riverside
$3.OO@3.25. apples $3.50, lemons 1925 pei
box.
VEGETABLES.
Potatoes 30@35c, onions 90@$1.00.
DRIED FRUITS.
Apples 5@6c, sliced &c, apricots 1870
lac, peaches 8@10c, pears Sc, Oregon
prunes, Italian, Sc, silver &c, German 81
@7c, plums 5@7c. Raisins 81 per box
California figs SC, Syrna l5c.
DAIRY PRODUCE.
Butter, Oregon fancy 25c, medium zoe
Eastern pc, California zoe.
Eggs 15c.
POULTRY.
Chickens $6.50@7, ducks 5000 pc
doz., geese $10@12, turkeys 17c per ID.
WOOL.
Valley 1Sc, Eastern Oregon S@15c.
Hops 10@17c.
Wheat, Valley $1.35, Eastern $1.25
Oats 30@32c.
FLOUR.
Standard $4.25, other brands $500.
FEED.
Hay $13@14 per ton, bran $l5, short
SIG, barley chop $24@25, mill chop $lS
FRESH MEATS.
Beef, live. 4c, dressed SC, mutton, live
4c, dressed SC, lambs $3.50 each, hogs &c
dressed 7(971ac, veal 6@8c.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23
azine.

III all were perfect Chris'. %a Deo.
diyiduals would do their duty 'Ne ,ba
pie would be obedient to the laws .rond
magistrates incorrupt; ana 'he'' .ncb a
be neither va lity nor luxury III
state. j. J. Rousseau. ,,so.
Commissioners White, oil Nor ssrs
.husetts, reports finding factories coud
twenty per cont. of the chliare" i the
n 1T read in any language l nas to
banner State of the Union III '''f
compulsory education. " ,.oed
Counterfeit coin can never 'u VA It
in spelling the character o. ,.7 niece
,nlv comp5ls one to ring every ham p
IN the counter. So preten'e "p ,,' MAKE
never iniure religion, but only c ,r
men more watchful. -ChriS'l"H
ard. ,ng the
A Christian movement a'"' leader
Jews of Siberia is reported .hG mani
being Polish Jew, Jacob oiio. - be-
Exiled to Siberia twenty year, -, .is,iaa.
cause of avowal of belief IN O" '.im The
ity, he there began to pro'
Gospel.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23
HER LITTLE WAY.
How the Average Woman Gives Orders TO
IIer Husband.

How the Average Woman Gives Orders to
Her Husband.
If there ever was woman whogaVe
a man a commission in simple, direct
way. the writer of these lines mis-
failed to discover such a woman dur
ing the many years that he has spent
in the study of the foibles OF woman
kind. When she bethinks heroI some
thing she wants, after her husband la'
escaped from the house and Is running
to get his car, she races wildly 10 SiAo
door, and shrirks out as he Is turning
the corner: "Oh, John. | forgot
something, dear. I'm sorry to deV''n
you, but if you'll just rememOer'os9.
me spool of white thread on you'
way home. | wouid't trouble you
but | really must finish babys aprons
to-day. or | can't get them done 'HiI
week. and she needs them so oaa!'
thought sure that | had several 'pVO =.
of white thread. but | can seeul "
ina LHeln, anu. VI tVt'' w
| was out I'd have got some yes''t"'
when | was in the city, but 'neii i
Eve said, thought | had plenty Nv
| Just know | dit have sevefa! 9loo
and where they've gone don AuV oa
| hope it won't be any troupic "
dear; it won't take but just i'V'"s .ba
you know, and | really musl,oH, oe =,
number? Yes, dear, get eilho' ~ "a
40, but 40 if you can a''hous" aol
mouM do, still it's pr, tly coar''' n 4
Eve been using 40, and-oh, N'' anlv
they haven't one, get the ot,,e'' O aor
be sure and-whaL's that? lo" Wi
has gone? Oh, I'm so sorry, a.yt
it'll be but ten m nuteS un'li WV ~ n
comes, and you've plenty OF t,l a,obs @
get that. Goodbye ana TEEN Man.
to-n-Zenas Dane, in Dfahe 49,
ozipa
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

Though he has reached his three-score years
and ten, Firth, the painter, very naturally
complains of the highly anticipatory action
OF the South kensington Museum authorities
IN labelling one of his pictures with his name,
the date OF his birth and blank for that of
his death
Guy de Maupassant, who is at present in
Anglers putting the finishing touches to a
new novel entitled Strong as Death" is
about to make an excursion to Central AT.
rlca, together with his valet Both are going
TO don the garb of the natives, and, wrapped
In the black burnouse of the Arab, visit the
nome OF the Chaambais and of the Touraegs,
an undertaking which is not without personal
danger
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

An old colored woman having heard that a
man Of her own race had been sent to the
legislature OF bis state, shook her he. sor
rowtully and said;
We'll, dat's de way hit goes, When folks
does wicked tinEs dey caynt spoct anything
but To sont whar dey has to have THEMSELVES
How long did dey send i'm dar for@
Evidently she had in mind state institu,
ton OF quite another kind y ouths Com
pauipu
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

An attractive new book, 1.-The Folklore of
Plants has been published, in which We
learn that the human race sprang from ash
trees by the Morse mythology Homer tells
us that the Greeks came from the oaks. The
Zuius claim descent from bed of reeds, the
Sumatrans from cane, the Chiapanecas
from the silk cotton tree, and the Tamana
quas from date
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23
Willie's Judicial Mind.

Mother Cseverely)- Robert, you did very
wrong to do what told you not to do. As
punishment for your disobedience, 1 for
bid you to play with Willie again this after
noon"
Bobby and Willie twist nervously about
their respective chairs for half an hour, when
Willie observes:
Ma, do you think it's fair to punish both
OF us for what Bobby doneq'-Binghamto
Republican.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

Phllanthropist Goyously)--I am delighted
TO learn that you have promised your sick
daughter $50 on the day she is we'll enough to
go out.
Old Closefist-Yes, the doctor said she only
needed encouragement
THAT will no doubt do her good. Fifty
dollars Is good deal of money to her."
Yes and to me, too; but it would cost
more than that to bury er"-New York
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23
MAX o,RELL.s
Afnerl.a -. ------- ~
"na Nmefirans cr.,,,,
itrlEhf Ia. - 1rixed A.

An..t.. LAS.
ls,,a,' nesirans cr.ttc,...
Mr. Blouet, as he po e%i 7, ~
s s some very true things aa,l'' ha
absurd things; all bright IND SOMA
proved himself an apt r sas,y, he ha
terse style and considerah pl'er slths
ton. II he made fun !, u lnagias
newspaper, he pays it the az eo A'ne'Ieas
OF adopting its style and my. u,onplineu
Here are some of his crisn lasr'
.hat give in a nutshell a gaos sp,.g'ans
the whole book: soou Idea Il
Jonathan passes his H.
ton OF all that is American y asqnirs
not get over it. u. tie can
The American men .na
thin Their faces glow ~, viii, generally 'l
senoe ana energy, and in this m rr'sll'
consists their hlndsomenass s'''' mainly
oh, those diamonds in Anal.
lou see them wherever Won ,,,,ef S
,r;t,,. +" nuhdfed will see !.
"' n d par OF them in her ea., W.
Boston ladies seem to he ea'''
'lon 70 the general rule. Thew 'a a'
{rea' zeal more English in s,vls ~ =
ehew snow and glitter and ws,s !, =,
mo"ds very >paringly, even II .,a-
evening. sn IN The
The American may be ecosn...,
what you will, but he is nara 's'c Or
onous. 'uVlo!-
In good American houses tbo i,
ing Is excellent; you will not Gna Ip =
ter in London and Paris. - VII
From the age OF eighteen Tho AZ.
can girl is allowed almost eva.,. , III
erty. She takes the Others. shaa ~
travel alone, AMI 90 to concer.. sal
even to the theaters unattended nv ala
chaperone. y .
That passion for rich m,w,...
which burns in the hearts Of u r, 80
young American women often lad,
them to disastrous results.
am going to launch a ratbe, A..
gerous assertion: 1t seems ia ma H.
the American woman does no, ,oraa-S
man a hundredth part of the ador, ,ioa
he renders to her. If love could snrnn
from gratitude Jonathan would be tss
most beloved of men.
Every American with the leost sot
respect is Colonel or Judge
did not know what lively reaai,,
was until | saw an American news,
paper.
An American newspaper is con.
glomeraiion of news political, literary
scientific and fashionable. of repori:
of trials, of amusing anecdotes. GOSSIP
of all kinds. interviews, jokes. scandal
the whole written in style which
sometimes shocks the man If taste
bat which often interests and aIway,
amuses.
l must say that II you want to heal
America and every thing American
severely criticised. you have only t
go to Boston. There you will hea
Boston and England p aised, AM
America picked to pieces
There is but one company OF actor
in America. and that is Mr.. Augustil
Days excellent company OF come
dians.
lfgood companies are rare in Ameri
ca, good actors are numerous
The Americans are Christans-th tia
is to say, they attend church on Sun
days.
The priesthood is not a vocation,
is a profession; no talent. no success
An American will go and listen to tn
minister of a sect d ffering from hi
own rather than sit and be bored by
tiresome preacher belonging to nj
own denomination.
The Union is a true and firm one.
reposes on contentment. Each con
munity governs itself, the Union tt
State, the country, the town; many r
publics in one republic.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

The most recent translation OF
Bunyan's Pilgrims Progress" is
that in the language of the Fantis,
who occupy district in Upper Guinea,
on the Gold Coast The Advance.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

Omaha saloons must now close on
Sunday.
A bill to prohibit the consolidation of
railroads was killed in Tennessee.
Massachusetts appointed the 4th inst.
as its annual fast day"
The cotton-bagging trust has been re-
organized under the old management.
The Bohemian Oats" game has been
worked extensively through New York.
Tennessee manufacturers are working
against the bill which proposes to tax
capital stock.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

1t is better to cultivate few acres
thoroughly than to skin over many.
Dakota farmers have been using extern
sively for seed, grain that was damaged
by frost last tall
Vancouver, B. c., has now water
supply unsurpassed in quantity and purity
by that OF any other city on the CONT
nent. 1t comes from the Capilano river,
across Burrard Island.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

L. 7. Terrell, of Texas, has been nom
mated Minister to Belgium
George Shields, of Missouri, is to be
Assistant Attorney General, vice Zacha-
riah Montgomery, resigned.
d. J. Burchett, of Kentucky, is to be
Marshal for the district of Kentucky.
Charles f. Monteith, of Idaho, is to be
Indian agent of the Nez Perces in Idaho.
The senate rejected the nomination of
lsador Loventhal to be Postmaster at Mo
desto, Cal. He was nominated last jan
uary by ex-President Cleveland.
l.. B. Bradford Prince, of New Mexico,
is to be Governor of that territory.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

Louis A. Walker, OF Montana, is to be
Secretary of Montana.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

The contest over the Sbrevality of
sam Diego County has been decided in
favor OF Mcdowell, the Democratic in
cumbent.
Two boys, and 9 years OF age, drifted
out to sea eat Cayucos, THURSDAY, in a
rowboat and drilted ashore again at Port
Hartford next morning.
A l5-year-old Chinese girl at Grass
Valley, shows great skill in painting.
a model of the Roman statue of Po-
mona will grace the public park at
Pomona.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23
Eve

Mrs Honey
NOV why L
beloved your
Mr. Honeyi
| know wha'
They won't b
Yrs Honey
Mr. Honey
back IN the
brown them ;
nthe factory
ihei and ma
jewelers. '
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23
exrRAoR

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| At seems d q
EtIi ssIlss ,e ext 4
IlIGIanrse Of Their
h a'Slop here y |
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4 a lifiIueys wa |
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\ ania. consun'
(no.!sllIs,u hut the ! |
kesiss w.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

Ipssicked va |
with . face |
trimmed A" |
But Iseai the =
Peter look |
fsh throug
When it happen
alligator I
IN its etfor
.lnori the s'ra |
Indicator
hundred Y
d The mlasnati
scatter, u
addlteraie |
While my friei |
sIcker IA |
daughter
0loften pause |
plumber {
honest pc |
|vhy they do DC |
| limb asun |
ingenious |
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

"Your st.
magazine &c
suits me
trivial faul
describe tn
water by
tolgue' Is
canary tod
Your q
Thterkill
hlnk your
would be
wLter with
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

0nenloc
Within
Well Ire
Thecl,
Herh han
As hoy
While
Resist
Thatpe'
Made
Thenlo,
And 81
Atlast ,
And
Oh, no!
You S,
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

Grocer (
sugar swir,
F. "Ys, 81
| What |
days wher,
| "Yes,s 81
| by the
|aher gall,
| While yo,,
|Sate ,Io,,,
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

Men Who Submit to the Operation and
Are Not Afraid mt the Modern Sword of
DamocIes--B BARRIERS of Nerve Will Shave
AS Easily on IA Train as In shop.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-23

,Gstor
barber I
SaditiorI
barber,
oluttoa
Epoch
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
TRUE GENTLEMEN.
Striking Incidents Witnessed In New york
Street Cars.

An incident in Fourth avenue car In
New York city. All the seats were oc-
cupied. when an old, poorly dressed
woman entered at Forty second street.
The first 10 offer his seat was a well
built. clean cut gentleman, his face
smooth shaven and firm, his eyes clear
and alert. his whole bearing engaging
and graceful. The poor old woman was
one of the loquacious creatures. who
often talk away in an Innocent manner
70 strangers, and so. after thanking
the man who had given her seat. she
told him OF her trip 10 New Jersey TO
see her married daughter. She wanted
TO go TO the Christopher street ferry.
she said, and didn't know how 20 do IL
Her new acquaintance listened politely
TO all she said. and assured her that be
would see that she was transferred 10
tie blue Ear at Eighteenth street. which
runs 10 the ferry.
The gentleman's bearing toward the
simple old woman was gaining the sd-
miration Of every one In the car. He
was so patient and good natured with
her. At Eighteenth street he stopped
the car. Just then the desired other
car shot across Rushing 20 the front
platform. the obliging gentleman
called loudly 10 the driver of the cross
town car. Then he helped the old
woman from one car to another. ran
back. and smiled good -bumoredly over
the trouble he bad been put TO.
The writer recognized the good Sa-
maritan. he was Cornelius Vanderbilt
The seats we're all full and one was
occupied by rough-looking IrishBssn.
At one OF the stations a couple of we'll
bred and intelligent looking young la
dies caTne in 70 procure seats. but sec
Ing no vacant ones were about 20 GO
into another car when Patrick rose
hastily and offered them his seat with
evident pleasure. But you will have
no seat for yourself, responded one Of
the ladies with a smile. and with truest
poEteneSs hesitating 70 accept IL.
Never ye mold that" said the Hiber-
nisn. yer welcome 70 II. Id ride upon
the cow-ketcher any tonne from Nep
York - Chicago for a smoile from such
yintlemsnly ladies'. and retreated into
the mex, car amid the applause OF n ose
vho witnessed the incident Perhaps
ire foregoing hint 70 many ladies VII
show that trife u politeHess Z as often
9 happy effect
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
SAILORS BoARp1so HOUSE


'now long does Il take 10 make .
picture?n ! asked him.
wall. that depends on the size al
the pictar, ye see. 1t takes one dip a
Ink { trace a line an inch long. limos
Centrally takes me an hour 70 make
forearm pictLr. The body pictnrs are
never finished { once"
He told me that at the close Of the
operation the afflicted part is dressed in
g wet bandage, and. though painful for
few days soon heals and is ready for
exhibition
The portfolio Of This artist contains
selected list OF subjects. consisting Of
mysterious works OF art and marine
views. The authors OF the subjects
generally used are not known at the
present day. Among the subjects
might mention a few selected ones.
A most ingenious and happy comb
nation Is Faith. Hope and Charity"
This is an arm piece and costs the sum
of one dollar. II can be worked in one
or two colors as desired. IN the fore
ground is a low and very red heart
Behind this marvel OF anatomy are the
cross and anchor, representing Faith
and Hope" From the anchor ring dan
gles \ rcd rope and the top OF the orSss
Is finished of with what is supposed to
represent = halo. IL vermilllOn- The
price for this gem makes II a fsvorite
among tars and 10 Is an easy working
piece
sunrise At Sea" makes pretty hand
or arm design and is produced al seven
ty-fve cents . sunrise. A small strip
% very clear and very blue seals shown.
and IN The distance IS seen Old Sol MS
ing IN splendor in red. The rising sun
would 10 mistaken by 8 novice for tbe
exVlo=ior Of = vermiliion factory. In
ne piece entitled Sunset al Sea. - the
exrlosion effect "a little I'D ued. bst
il Il there 'sss the sane. and makes
pretty con- psuicn piece. For the ssm
Of g. back picture called he "FoT
ar Hounds IL given in blue. This
piece re- present. - pack 81 foUr hounds
sha~nr Ezrv fox along tie spine q
the vfrti- The ho1ras have never
re. s.~cee5ei In catching RevnArd.
Thfs rrece fs considered VERY humorous.
A Seairn ln tend = oulv - tho breast
f. fo-r5 III The painting 6 led the
.r0o-f+1- a-S re Merrimsc. phich "a
--r-fa-e4 fcr SIX doil~~s TIE ssbjeet
= t--e % nature. snt s. thrti ing
a-as~.a-ta rarrese-.tiug 2 the famous -ez-
sels IN .or-iee ~oT- at o7 ffe nirsse
bc~~-- ~ IRE .-srireT Rei stres - 4
tessv~e+i.r ~ aies. a9 fTor tke port~
f.oLes = - vessels 1fis tnsars,o-7
sks>ot s~S rsvsi ~ rTs7e-~e-t -c- sd
e-~S a~4-z. zrs1 80 ~zl-r 49, Ass I,
pse-oeS r.7 lis 5is IS she v-ids sn3
snvv p 2 fellcu~
-T-a "a ic-ss Fs-s-sI1- t-esst "a
y the s7t+s-s = = s-riEirz sk-trt sf It
- s- ----sef r. h-frg oesce r. re -eart
- tn- .Vr=-. Ts 3 a. ir r'erseIT path etie
scsre. 80 ie-1-tS tie psr-lng - .
cou-1a - 1-sr- 49, rers1-a "a . t7i1
ssf1o~ BY aHi = tnlos I'D 7-L Ihs
a~~~a u AZ - - uu-c. = ss1ca
h-o-s@ snS = trss - rstg-e Tke
yo-st h-ss - saE y-lie1 o~r< h1s >yes
his s--1s sb--at ~ vs.~t - So ~ r.
us1<e tsee IS sitsen - s ,n-c-- Oz
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

fNe Wild ezhGberance Of his ,oy. the
sailor boy hAs thrown his cap aud
bundle on the fOor and ls stralning the
rcd g,rl ~ his tLrObblng bosom. She
tAs hooked heT chin IN tie fOrks Of hls
sishbons, and has both hands thrust
into his pockets This is 3 very touch.
ing piece. and she happy sailor seems
" De putting himself IN position 20 get
touched for his pile"
work that is always IN great demand
and one rfs.t Is considered very popular.
is called by the name, The Hero at
Rest" and is executed al two dollars a
hero. IL represents the hero Of dozen
Dr. more naval engagements who is
sead, at rest, drape6 in the starr and
stripes. The sailor Is laying on his
back His hands are crossed on HE
pulseless bosom. while by his side Is
nis rusty cutlaes. He ls dressed la =
blue flannel shirt. st least the shirt Is
supposed 20 DO flannel. and pants with
huge bail shaped legs
The list Of graveyard designs is large
and choice. Per q. SO q sailor can re-
member his mother IN realistic de-
sign. It consists 90 mound, a weeping
willow and q monument with big.
square base on which IS inscribed:
MttItT. n eaiiJf Win hie Ga y ii II IL
hand is leaning against the monument.
prey 10 grief
] have seen sailors with necklaces
tattooed around their aecks The
beauty Of this gem does not lie so IT ID
In the design as in the style OF the m
who wears it, The one saw was worn
by stocky-bullt Neckled-fsce man
with handsome shock Of white horse
hair Of pronounced rusty hue. Across
his sloping forehead was an ugly scar
like a streak of torked or Eig-zag light
ming. He was minus on optic on the
arboard side and part OF his port ear
had made q delicate morsel for Zulu
warrior. He had but two teeth, one up
per and one lower, who were not on good
terms with each other and failed 20
recognize each other as they passed.
His Roman nose had been fractured in
two places. The necklace was formed
Of alternate red and blue links about an
inch long, the ends under the chin be-
ing attached 10 locket about the size
of bull's-eye lantern with q ten
pointed star In the centre.
A man who sails the seas can get any
amount of decoration fox little money
and it always stops with him.
ARTHUR WYBn
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
CARL PRETzEL's PhlLOSOPHYs
1t vas oney der amadoors now dot Winds

1t vas oney der smadoors now dot Winds
der larboard watch ub.
IL don'd vas efery crank dot durns der
shweetest musicks ont.
Some all-wool gloting should cofer der
bare word Of goot many fellers yoost now.
Der bar Of public obinion vas der blace
where dot imberial gin gwestion vas settled
already.
Rub der vash- board of dis life pooty hard
NIT good acktons, und der soul ne got puri-
fcations nit dot.
Dwo-cent prains in mans head vas
make him shtrilze efery oue-cent dog cot
vas bark NIT him.
Der demperenz questions in boliticks vas
yoost der same like a blate OF hash vich vas
shkituated bedween der ice cream und der
nutgracker.- National " Weekly.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

St. LOUIS, No, oct. w. {. Smith.
well known N local politics, and 3
prominent g. A. j. man, several weeks
ago asked Collector Zicgcnbo.m FOR
.eave of absence. stating That he de-
sired 20 60 North for recreation. A.
his absence was prolonged, officers Of
Harry T. Harding post, q. A. r.. begsn
an investigation, which resulted in the
discovery that Smith had departed
with every dollar "a the treasury. The
post VIII bc rc mbursod hy Smith .
bonGsnen. The amount of shortage 3
stated II twelve hundred dollars.