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Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
What a Woman Can Do.

T. . 4 e. al.
a brilliant writer and keen philos-
opher, whose name is unfortunately
unknown to fame, but whose genius
is indisputable, has essayed to por-
tray in succinct manner the varied
accomplishments of the average wo-
man Of today. The result of the
writer's effort is given in the suhjoin-
ed paragraphs, in which he contends
that
Shec come to q conclusion with
out the slightest trouble Of reasoning
on it, and no sane man can do that
She can safely stick fifty pins in her
dress while he is getting one under
his thumh-nail.
SHE is AS cool l~ a cucumber in half
aalozen tight dresses and skirts, while
a man will sweat and fume and
growl in one loose shirt.
Six of them can talk at once and
get along tirst-rate, and no two men
can do that. fN ENs Z
She can talk as sweet as peaches
and cream to the woman she hates
while two men would be punching
each others head before they had
exchanged ten words. 30 .|H #
She can throw a stone with curve
that would be fortune to a baseball
pitcher. NW M
She can say mo" and stick to il
for a time. She may also say "no''
in such a low voice that it means
Eyes"
She can sharpen Il lead pencil il
you give her plenty of time and plen'
ty of pencils.
She can dance all night in pair o.
shoes two sizes too small for her, anG
enjoy every minute of the time.
She can appreciate kiss from hel
husband seventy-five years after thu
marriage ceremony is performed.
She can 60 to church and afterwarC
tell you what every woman in TIT
congregation had on, and in som,
rare instances give you some fain
idea of what the text was.
She can walk half the night witt
a collicky baby in her arms withou
once expressing the desire of murder
ing the infant. .+.. ... .
She can-but what's the Use? 4
woman can do anything and do
well. titfI|. .ig 4
She can-do more in a minute thai
man can do in an hour, and do j
better-at least so she thinks.
She can drive "A man crazy TO
twenty-tour hours and then brini
him to paradise in two seconds b.
simply tickling him under the chin
and there does not live that morta
son of Adams misery who can d
that.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
Rheumatism and Catarrh.

rheumatism and catarrh are both blood
diseases. In many severe cases they have
Yielded TO treatment with Is. b. b. Botanic
Blood Balm,) made by Blood Balm Co., At
lanta, Ga. Write for book of convincing
proofs. Sent free.
r. p. Dodge, Atlanta, Ca, says: "My wife
had catarrh and nothing did her any good.
Her constitution finally failed and poison
got into her blood. placed her on use OF
3. D. b., and to my surprise her recovery
was rapid and complete"
W. P. Mcdaniel, Atlanta, Ga, writes; II
was much emaciated and had rheumatism
so bad | could not get along without
crutches. | also had neuralgia in the head.
First class physicians did me no good Then
! tried B, B. B., and its effects were magical.
| cheerfully recommend it as a good tonic
and quick cure" .H.... ... d..
Mrs. Matilda Nichols, Knoxville, Tenn,
writes: 81 had catarrh six years and most
distressing cough, and my eyes were very
much swollen. Five bottles of B. b. b.
thank God, cured me-"
John NJ. Davis, Tyler, Texas, writes; 81
was subject number of years to spells OF
inlammatory rheumatism, which six bottle,
Of B. B. B., thank heaven, has entirely cur
ed. have not felt the slightest pain since.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
A SWORN CURE FOR ST. vITUS'S DANCE OR CH0REA

CRAwFoRDsvILLE, IND, May 10, 1886.
My daughter, twelve years old, had been af.
aicted for several months with, Chorea or st.
could not walk, could not talk could not swal.
low anything but milk. had to handle her
like an infant. Doctor and neighbors gave her
up. commenced giving her the South Ameri
can Nervine Tonic; the effects were very sur
prising. In three days she was rid Of the ner
vousness, and rapidly improved. Four bottles
cured her completely / think the South
American Nervine the grandest remedy evel
discovered, and would recommend it to every
one. MRS. w. s. ENsMINGER.
State of Indiana, lss.
Montgomery County, co.
Subscribed and sworn to before mo this MAJ
19, 1887. CHAs. NJ. TRAVIS, Notary Public.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
Too Particular.

Boston Beacon.
Mrs. l. had often told Mamie, her
four-year-old daughter, that she was
never alone because God was always
with her. One day Mrs. L was
called from the room and left Mamie
for Il longer time than she expected.
When she came back she said, pity
ingIy: "Why, Mamie, have you been
here alone all this time? l thought
some one would come in" "Oh, |
haven't been alone, mamma" Ma
mic answered, "because God has been
with me; but" she added, gravely,
lie, dretrul poor company"
Distress after eating, heartburn, sick
headache and indigestion are cured
by Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t also ere
ate~ good appetite.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
Husbands and Wives.

John Pl9wman.
A good husband makes a good
wife. Some men can neither do with
out wives nor with them they are
wretched alone in what is called
single-blessedness, and they make
their homes miserable when they get
married; they are like Tompkins'
dog, which could not bear to be
loose, and howlcd when it was tied
up. Happy bachelors are likely to
be happy husbands, and happy hus-
band is the happiest of men. A we'll
matched couple carry a joyful life be-
tween them, as the two spies carried
the cluster of Eshcol.- They are a
brace of birds of Paradise. They
multiply their joys by sharing them,
and lessen their troubles by dividing
them. This is fine arithmetic. The
wagon of care rolls lightly along as
they pull together, and when it drags
Il little heavily, or there's hitch
somewhere, they love each other all
the more and 50 Tighten the labor.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
wHEREDIDYoUGErTHATHATp

When walking down thebusy street,
With new and glossy tile,
You faLcy every one you meet,
Admires your stunning style. ~ WI
But how it makes you want shroud
When suddenly and pat!
There comes an exclamation loud
Neutrality-suspicious. hat?
neutrality-suspicious.?
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
NERv|NE tonic
"--.-----.'--AND'
Cure
he Most Astonishing Medical Discover,
the Last One Hundred Years. :
It IS Pleasant to the Taste the Sweetest Nectar. "
1t is Safe and Harmless as the Purest Milk -'tap

This wonderful Nevne Tonic has only recently introduced into
this country by the Great South American Medicine Company yet
great value curative agent has long been known by the native nba
ants of South America who rely almost wholly upon its great medicinal
every form of disease by which they overaken
This and valuable South American medicine possesses powers and
qualities hitherto unknown the medical profession This medicine has
completely solved the problem of the Indigestion Dyspepsia Liver
Complaint and diseases the general Nervous System. cures all
forms of falling health from whatever performs this blythe Great
Nervne Tonic qualities which it possesses and great curative powers
upon the digestive the stomach the bowels remedy
compares with this wonderfully valuable Nevne Tonic builder and
engene of the life forces of the human body and great remover of
broken down constitution also Of real permanent the
treatment and of diseases of the Lungs than
used this continent It for nervousness
otemales Ladies who approaching the critical period
change & should not fail to this great Nervine Tonic
constantly for the space of two three years 1t will carry them safely
the danger This enghen and nesmabe
value to the aged and nfm because its enegg properties will
give them hold on life will add fifteen years the lives of
of those who will half dozen bottles the remedy year
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12

CRAwFoRDsvILLE, IND, June %, 1857.
My daughter, eleven years old, was severely
afflicted with st. Vitus's Dance or Chorea. We
gave her three and one-half bottles OF South
American Nervine and she is completely re-
stored. believe twill cure every case OF st.
Vitus's Dance. j have kept it in my family for
two years, and am sure it is the greatest rem
edy in the world for Indigestion and Dyspep-
STA, all forms of Nervous Disorders and Failing
Health from whatever cause. '.f- .
.t. 10, .F JOHN T. MIsH.
State Of Indiana, 90.
Montgomery County, o. t. 1HI |ffI
Subscribed and sworn to before me this June
%, 1887 CHAs. W. WRIGHT,
Notary Public,
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
WISE 81 YINGS.
[ Alphabetically Arranged.

A fault confessed is half redressed.
B etter buy than borrow.
c Ontent is the true philosophers
stone.
ID iligence overcomes all Difficult.
ties.
+ mpty vessels make the greatest
sound.
+ idelity is better than gold.
G God counsel never comes amiss.
II Ope is a safe anchor.
I dleness is the parent Of want and
shame.
j oy is the happiness Of love.
X ind speeches comfort the heavy
hearted.
l. earning refnes and.elevates the
mind. .. .......
NJ ildness governs better than an
\ ever wade IN unknown waters.
O ne is not so soon healed as hurt.
p rovidence is greater than faith.
q uench not hope, for when hope
dies, all dies.
r evenge not injuries, but forgive
them.
5 ay Well is good, but DO Well lis
better.
r he handsomest flower is not the
sweetest.
L ninvited guests sit on thOrns.
Y cry few enjoy money, because
they cannot get enough.
W no esteems himself little will
become great.
" cuse will serve when one has
not a mind to do a thing.
\ Outh is the bud Of which man
hood is the flower.
| i cal without knowledge is like eX.
petition to a man in the dark
Young England.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
A Dream of Fair Women.

Tennyson in his equiste poem, dreams Of
a lolg procession of lovely women of ages
past This is all very well, but the laureate
would have done the world greater Service
il he had only told the women of the pres
ent how they could improve their health
and enhance their charms This he might
have done by recommending the use of Dr.
Pierces Favorite Prescription, Health is
the best friend of beauty, and the innumera
BILE ills to which women are peculiarly sub
ject, its worst enemies. Long experience
has proven that the health of womankind
and the "Favorite Prescription walk hand
in hand, and are inseparable. 1t is the
only medicine for women, sold by druggists
under positive guarantee from the manu-
facturers, that it will give satisfaction in
every case, or money will be refunded
This guarantee has been printed on the bot
tlewrapper, and faithfully carried ont fol
many years. ..
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12

Over one mil
Hon sold. Most
complete book of its
kind ever published.
GivrS measurement
of all kinds Of Luna D..
her, Logs, Planks,
Tinber; hints to lum.
her dealers; wood
measure; speed OF
circular SAWS; telling
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
NERVOUS DISEASES.

AS for every class Of Nervous Diseases remedy has been able
compare with the Nervne Tonic which very pleasant and harmless in
its upon the youngest child the Oldest and delicate nd
ual Nncnths Of all the ailments to which flo human family heir
dependent exhaustion and impaired Ccson When there
insufficient supply of nerve The BLOOD General state of debility
the BRAIN spinal and nerves IS The result Starved like
starved muscles become strong when tho Kind Of food supplied and
thousand weaknesses and ailments disappear the As the
must supply all the power which the vital forces Of the
body carried is the first to ucr for of perfect nutrition
Ordinary food does contain sufficient quantity Of the kind of nument
repair the present mode OF living and labor imposes
upon the For this becomes necessary that food be
supplied This production the South American Continent has been
found by analysis the essential elements out of which tissue
formed This accounts for its magic all forms of
deannpm
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12

Twenty-Five pumpkins growing on
one vine, and nearly all Of them as
large as half.bushel measure, was a
sight lately seen ON a farm in Chero.
kee county,aCH.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
SCRIBNER'S
LUMBER
AND
LOG BOOK.

trees; land measures; wages rreut, board, in
terest, stave and heading bolts. etc.
Standard book throughout the United States
and7Canada. Illustrated edition. Of 1889.
Ask yourboOkselle (or'ip Strt post paid
for thirtv.fve cents.
q. W. FISHER. Box 2SS Rochester, MY.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12
CRAwFoRpsyILLE, IND, Aug. %, 's6.

CRAwFoRDsvILLE, md, Aug 70, 'S6.
To the Great South American Medicine Co.:
DEAR GENTS Il desire to say to you that l
have suffered for many years with q very seri-
Gus disease Of the stomach and nerves. l tried
every medicine 1 could hear Of but nothing
done me any appreCiable good until was ad-
ysed to try your Great South American Hervine
Tonic and Stomach and Liver Cure, and since
using several bottles of it / must say that am
surprised at its wonderful powers to cure the
stomach and general nervous system. II every
one knew the value OF this remedy as do, you
would not be able to supply the demand.
J. A. HARDEE,
r.s.I.. .r. Fr. FX-Trcas. Montgomery Co
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1889-10-12

Mr.. Solomon Bond member of the Society
of Friends of Darlington, Ind, says: II have
used twelve bottles OF The Great South Ameri-
can Nervine Tonic and Stomach and Liver Cure.
and consider that every bottle did for me one
hundred dollars worth Of good, because have
no: had good nights sleep for twenty years
on account of irritation, pain, horrible dreams,
and general nervous prostitution, which has
pepsia Of the stomach and by q broken down
condition OF my nervous system. But now can
lie down and sleepall night as sweetly as baby,
and feel like sound man. ] do not think
there has ever been a medicine introduced into
this country which will at all compare with
| this NerYine Tonic as q cure for the stomach
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18

The Nebraska Supreme Court has
decided that mortgage on a grow
ing crop can not operate as a charge
on corn in the crib, even if proved to
be the product of the mortgaged crop.
This decision, if generally Endorsed
in other States, will put an end to a
system of raising money which is
common in the South and West, but
which makes the small farmer a slave
to the capitalist.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18

REPORTS have been current that
Europe has been buying American
securities heavily of late, but the gold
exports last week and the week before
show that these reports must have
been exaggerations, Happily, how
ever, the country is just now IN a
position to safely spare all the money
which will De needed to meet its In
debtedness to the outside world from
all sources.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18

WHAT has become of those profuse
assurances of the republican campaign
orators and the press postulants of
projections beneficence, that the
wages Of the workingmen would be
maintained if the Mills bill was de-
feated and Cleveland defeated?
Strikes, lockout, shut-downs and re-
duced wages are the order of the day.
although the republican programme
has been carried out. Wages are be-
ing cut in almost every ayocation, but
in no instance more notably than in
that of Carnegie's iron mills at Pitts
burg where cut has been announced
previous to the departure of the rob
Der tariff baron for seasons pleas
ure in Europe.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18

THE report comes from Washing
ton that the successor to the late As
sociate Justice Matthews will be taken
from the circuit to which Matthews
belonged. This confines the selection
to Ohio, Michigan, Kentucky and
Tennessee. Ohio has not been get
ting much from the present Admins
tration thus far. A Supreme Court
Judgeship would perhaps reconcile
her to the situation.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18

The United States coast survey
party who have been detailed to sur
vey the boundary line between Alaska
and British Columbia, will leave San
Francisco for Ounala, Alaska, during
the first week in June. The party
are under command of Messrs. G.
McGrath and Turner The expedition
will be fitted out with sleds and other
requisites to work within the limits
of the Arctic circle.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Z. $. Land Otlice at Blackgoot, Idaho.
NM mth I..l

May 9Th. lss9
Notice "a hereby given that the following
named settler has iilGd notice Of his intention
to make final proof IN support Of his claim and
that said proof will be- made before Register 4
Receiver at BlHCkfOot, GuahS. June 18th, l-Sg,
viz; Charles W Herman, on u. ). No. $50 fnr
eti sw 4, nwi4 swil and swtl metz, section a.
township 4 south range R east.
He names the following witnesses 10 prove,
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
Of said land, yiZ;
John NJ. Herman. Robert ID. Herman FrCh.
Steiner and William NJ Mcdaniel all 0f bling.
ham county, Idaho.
Any person who desires to protest against al.
towhncc Of said proof, er who knows Ut nny
substantial reason, under the law and rcatIlR-
tiOns Of the Interior Department. Why such
proof should not be allowed an opportunity at
the above mentioned tim0 aud place % CFtiaa-
examine witnesses OF said claimant, and offer
evidence In rGbuttal 10 thnt submitted by the
claimant.
80 Frank W BEANE. Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18
Notice For Publication,
y. S. Land Office at Blackroot. Idaho
nrIl l-fh iaam

Y. D IaIIlI UIHtH NJ UIHCkTOOt, IUnhOI I
April 18th, issg
|, James 8. DRuskin, Of HHckfOot Idaho
the ~ day OF June, 1876, Tor unsnrvgypd 81,
metz, nei4 scl6 sec 20, nj " sec. rs and n z sEt
and nIs 4et sec. ~ township south range
~ east, hereby give notice 0f my intention to
land above described before Register ana
Receiver at BlaCkfOot, on Monday the III fiay
of june, lssg and that expect to prove that
said land has been properly irrigated and re-
claimed IN the manner required by law, hy
tWoOf the following Witnesses: Alex Dnnsktfi
James i. BumRarner, ARuZp o. Spencer
Wallace WOrdCn all Of Bingham county Idaho
JAMES $, DANsEIs
Notice Of intention 20 make proof will hp
published once n week for six Cousprutivp
weeks in the IDAHO NEWS printed at Black.
foot Idaho which I hereby designate a. the
newspaper published nearest the land slGgcrib-
ed in said application. FRANK W. BEANE
Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18
Notlee for Pnbllcatlon.
L. 5. Land ONCE at Blackfoot, Idaho /
NAV 6th, lS9

o. $ Land ONCE at Blackfo0t, Idaho
May 6th, $50
Notice IL hereby given that John VI. sheridan
Of BaCkfoot, Idaho. has flied notice of luten-
ton To make proof on his desert iand etaim
No SIS for ~ felt SCI. uwa lots |. 2 and T.
section 3, township 2 south, range " east, ard
lots 5, and section a. township ] south Of
range 80 east before Register and Receiver on
Monday 18th OF June, ise9
He names the following witnesses 70 prove
the complete irrigation and reclamation %
said land,
Presley 3, Fox, Maruni Hess, SclserO Cog
guns and William Howard, all " bingham Co.
Idaho.
$40 FRANK W HEAsE. Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18
NOTICE.

U. S. Land oaice at Blacktoot Idaho,
April 18th, ls,J.
Complaint having been made ~ this once
by Charles G. Martin against EllEa COX IuF
abandoning her Homestead Entry No. L6o,
dated April 18th, lss5, upon the swa seStluli
III TOwnship north, Range n east. In Btng-
ham County, Idaho. with view "a the cancel
laton OF sa,d entry; the said parties are mere
by summoned to appear ~ this uthcc ON the
ri Clay OF MAY, is-a at 10 O'Clock a ia, % Tt'-
spOnd and furnish testimony concerning said
alleged abandonment
FnASK W. BEASE, Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18

Two townships were recently sur
veyed and thrown open to settlement
on Puget Sound and about 200 per-
sons sat up all night at the door of
land office in Seattle to get the first
chance to file on the land. At the
present rate good locations will soon
be hard to find on the west slope.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18

The French Government seems TO
be going as far as it can go without
violating both law and recent prece-
dent in attempting to brace up the
decaying fortunes of the Panama
Canal Company. 1t is no use, how
ever. That corporation has been fight
ing against fate from the beginning.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18

THE work of exposing fraud and
cruelty in Chicago public institutions
goes merrily on After the Indictment
offour employees in the Insane Asylum
Tor numbering an inmate, comes the
application of several prominent citi-
zens FOR the appointment of receiver
of the Home of Incurables on the
plea that more than thirty patients
have been outrageously abused and
two done to death. Whatever may
beatAe final result of the investiga-
tions. they will have the good. effect
OF making brutal overseers. very
cautious in their treatment of the
helpless creatures IN tbeir~charge.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18
Notice For Publication.
U, 5. Land once, a. BlacSlqot, ldah'

u. =
April 9Th, isss,
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has tiled notice OF his intention
70 make tiual proof in support OF his elAiul, and
that said proof viii be made betOre Register =
Receiver at BlackfoOt, Idaho, On May n, isss.
viz; George 2. Howell on IL. +. No. lNst, for
Ewi4 SEA, seLt swbl lots g and section y
township south range 81 east.
He names the following witnesses 70 prove
his continuous residence upon AMI cultivation
OF said land via:
William II. DanilsOn, Fred $. stevens, James
McFueker and william Mester, all OF bingham
county Idaho.
ANY person who desires 90 protest against
the allowance Of such proof, OF who knows %
any substantial reason, under the Law and reg
ulAtlOns of the Interior Department, why such
proof should not be allowed, viii BE- given AN
opportunity al the abOyt mentioned time ard
place 10 cross examine the witnesses OF said
claimant, aud 10 offer evidence Ia rebuttal "
that submitted BY claimant.
80 FRANE W. HEASE, Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18
THE IDAHO NEWS.

THE country viii presently be ask
ed for subscriptions New York city
proposes to erect a marble arch across
Fifth-aye. to celebrate the Washing
ton centennial.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18

MARRIAGE isn't a failure in Duluth,
MINI. The proprietor of broom
factory there has discharged all his
single employees and raised me wages
of the married ones. He knows who
buy brooms.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
4. 5. Land ONCE, lilackfoot, Idaho. /
Mag Efh t9sO

Complaint having been made At this Office by
james Archibald against Albert " Butteriirid
for abandoning his homestead entry No 1879.
dated July "a 1870, upon the ut1 urti and nks
NV 4 section ~, township north range ~ East
in bingham county Idaho, with view ~ the
cancellation " said entry the said parties are
hereby summoned u appeHs ut this Office tho
spond and furnish testimony concerning said
alleged abandonment,
90 FRASK W. BEANE Register.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-05-18

its own precedents in providing for
the payment thereof,
IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF,
have hereunto set my
hand and caused 10 be
SEAL | affixed the Great Seal OF
~ the Territory Done at
Boise City, the Capital
of Idaho, this eleventh
day of MAY in the year of our Lord,
one thousand eight hundred and
eighty.nine, and of the Independence
Of the United States Of America, the
one hundred and thirteenth.
GEORGE L. SH0UP,
Governor.
By the Governor.
EDWARD j Curtis,
Secretary Of Idaho.