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The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

THE mischief of it is that though travel
ing takes che conceit out of a man, coming
back puts more in.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

WE know men who insist at every point
upon beating their way through life, but we
observe that they all draw the line at car
pet-Binghamton Leader.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20
a Cure of CatarrI,

III women were elected to our Legislatures
there would be no scarcity of candidates for
Speaker.-Kearney Enterprise.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

TIE man with one suit of clothes can
speak of m0ths without shuddering -Scran-
ton Truth
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

THE letters our wives don't care if we do
keep in our pockets instead of posting
them-V's and X's.-Detroit Free Press
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

A MAN no sooner lets a confidential-look-
ing stranger take him apart than ne wants
to pull himself together again--New Or
leans Picayune.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

The jury in a breach Of promise
case at Champaign, III, awarded one
cent damages and advised the plaintiff
to beware of book agents"
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

A COOP thing for young spectators to
remember is that as rule there is some
thing crooked about straight tip. Harp
er's Bazaar.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

UregOn, tho ParadIse OF E7arm0FRs
Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit grain, grass, stock country
in the world. Full information free. Address
Oregon Immigration Board, Portland, Oregon
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

THE less woman believes in man the
greater the respect he is apt to feel toward
her.-Milwaukee Journal.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

TIE baldheaded man has one comfort
No one can accuse him of being hair
Observation-Disclosures Republican
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles should
carefully read the above.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

"A cat belonging to New York MAJ
lately set a house on fire. 1t upset an
oil stove, and the oil was scattered over
the cat, enveloping it in a mass OF
flames. 1t ran down the stairs, and the
flames set fire to the carpets.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

THE man who sighs: f.How soon we are
forgotten p has only to leave a hotel with
out paying his bill to find out how sadly
uistaken be is.-Industrial News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

THERE is nothing loud about the flannel
shirt. On the contrary, it is modest and
shrinking.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

MAN, like the fire, is apt to torment won
an by going out at night
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

TEE man who is in the habit Of trying to
get to the bottom of things should beware
Of falling over board in mid-ocean.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

As A rule il is not wise to tell all one
knows, though IL is always highly expedient
TO know all one tells Troy Times.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

sMoKE the best-"TansiIrs Punchn Cigar.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

TIE queen Of all the bees is the husldng
bee. You can distinguish her by her red
ear.-LoWeu Courier.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

COURTESY doesn't cost much, but it pay
a mighty big interest on the investment
American Commercial Traveller.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

ONLY one thing Kelts faster than money
and that is the resolution not to spend it
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

HEALTH makes wealth-and there is more
demand for the finished article than the raw
material.-Atchison Globe.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20
a MORE pleasant physic

You never will find
Than Pierce's small Pellets
The PurRatiVe kind.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

THE people who give tone to society sell
dom give any thing else.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20
.JNO. A. STINSON, PrOpT.
DEALER IN
Foreign, Domestic Marble
AND GRANITE.

Also Iron Railings and all kinds of
Grave Enclosures Parties wishing to
purchase can save IS per cent by send
ing for cqtalcg ue and price list. All
work guaranteed.
Grand Junction. Tenn
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20
Wales R S5BREIis
| CURE FITS!

Whon say cure do NOT moan m0roIy 90 6t0D L60n
for "a time and then have them return again moan
radical cure. have made the disease OF FITS, EPIs
LEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS life long study war
rant my remedy 20 cure the worst cases because
others have failed r. reason for not receiving
cure. Send at for treatise and Free Bottle ok
my nfallfble remedy. Give Express and FoEtOnice
~. g. ROOT, NJ. o., 1873 Pearl Street, New \ orAs
s7-NAME THIS PAPER every tine yoa vrts.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-20

HSA' ~-AAeS 0eA'A~0 " NNI A0'A'
Oregon, the Paradise of Farmers.
Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass, stock country
in the world. Full information free. Address
Oregon immigration Board, Portland, Oregon
IT is paradoxical, to say the least that the
hip her classes are the lore classes, and the
lower the hire-Lawrence American.
THE mischief of it is that though travel
back puts more in.
THE green apple is deadly, but not so
deadly as the electric currant-Life
THE man who combs his hair in the mid
die considers his part in life of some i'm
portance.-Yonkers Statesman
THE trouble with your pretty man is that
he is too pretty TO be useful, and not pretty
enough to be ornamental.
A MAN no sooner lets a confdential-look-
ing stranger take him apart than ne wants
to pull himself together again--New Or
leans Picayune.
WE know men who insist at every point
upon beating their way through life. but we
observe that they all draw the line at a car
t-Binghamton Leader.
Man, like the fire, is apt to torment WON
an by going out at night
OxLY one thing Kaeits faster than money,
and that is the resolution not to spend It
COURTESY doesn't cost much, but it pays
mighty big interest on the investment
American Commercial Traveller.
As A rule il is not wise to tell all one
knows, though IL is always highly expedient
TO know all one tells Troy Times.
a
TEE man who is in the habit Of trying to
get to the bottom Of things should beware
Of falling over board in mid-ocean.
HEALTH makes vealth-and there is more
demand for the finished article than the raw
material-Atchison Globe.
THE man who signs Glow soon we are
forgotten ~ has only to leave a hotel with
out paying his bill to find out how sadly
mistaken he is.-Industrial News
THERE is nothing loud about the flannel
shirt. On the contrary, it is modest and
shrinking.
TIE queen Of all the bees is the husldng
bee. You can distinguish her by her red
ear.-Loweu Courier.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05
Why They Married.

In an old book written by Western
Congressman, contemporary of Clay
and Webster, containing "reminiscences
of his times, story is told of one of his
friends, farmer in Kentucky named
Payne, who had six daughters, none of
whom were blessed with beauty. The
Congressman knew them in their homely
youth, and when he returned few
years later found them all married to
good, influential men. SO great was
his surprise that he ventured to ask
their father why they all had teen SO
sought when other girls remained ne
elected. The old farmer chuckled.
"Yes, and you may say when they had
neither dover nor good looks. Well,
I'll tell you. When want my cattle
to eat buckwheat stubble instead of
grass, don't drive them into that field:
1 fence it off from them. They are SO
contrary they always want the thing
they can't get. They break down the
fences; drive them out and put it up.
By the time they fight for it once or
twice they think they like the stubble.
Well, saw my girl weren't the most
attractive kind, and-I fenced them in
You never found them in the hotels
dancin' or keepin' stalls at county fairs,
Young men to know them had to come
to their fathers house. When the neigh
bors saw how the Payne girls were
kept apart from the crowd they thought
their value must be high. Young men
q. me to break down the fence. They
like to break down fences" "The
story was coarsely told, perhaps" adds
the old narrator; "but there is more in
it than meets the eve"
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05
FIFTY-FIRST CONGRESS-.

Congress assembled at noon on Monday,
December 2. An uneventful organization
was effected, the caucus nominations by the
republican members of the house of repre-
sentatives being confirmed by the no ise.
The Fifty-first congress will have brought
to its attention for action number of mat.
tiers upon which the public has become Well
informed by reason of previous discussion.
Among them are the Blair educational bill;
the lis to forfeit land grants, general and
special: to declare trusts unlawful: the de-
pendent pension bill: the bills to repeal the
civil service and oleomargarine tax laws.
and various other laws relative to the tarih
and general financial system.
There will also be presen ed to the senate
the results of the investigat ons made dur
ing the recess by the several committees
upon the dressed beef business, the subject
of irrlgatirg arid lands, tie relation of
Cauad an railroads to the interstate COM
merce law, and the commercial relations
existing between the United States and Can
ada, including the Alaska seal fisheries.
The silver quest on will speedily come up
in some shape. Senator Stewart's resOlu-
tion introduced last session, declar ng it to
be the sense of that body that the secretary
of the treasury should purchase the full
limit of silver bullion for coinage fixed by
Iaw-$4,OOO 600 monthly-will be pressed
for adoption. The tripartite treaty with
Great Britain and Germany, respecting the
control and direction of affairs in Samoa,
is the principal topic to be d scussed und
the head of foreign affairs. There are, how
ever, the fisheries and seal questions. which
were up for consideration last session,
which are likely to appear again: a'so the
proposed scheme to promote commercial
union with Canada, with view to it ulti-
mate annexation; settlement of the Mexi-
can and Alaskan borders by the appoint
ment of commiss oners by treaty and the
declaration of the sense of the United States
with respect to foreign control OF inter-
oceanic canals on the American continent.
The general expectation is, and precedents
60 to confirm it, that very little business
will be completed befOr the holidays.
good part of the time of tie senate, the
Coming week and up to the Christmas re
cess, will be occupied in disposing of the
long list of recess nominations that the
president has to send in for confirmation or
rejection.
A republican caucus Will be held early in
the week to place the new senator's on COM
mittees. It is said that at this caucus efforts
will be made to effect some change In the
personnel of the senate officers.
Unlike the senate, the house of represent
atives of the F1fty-6rst congress presents
decided change in political complexion as
compared with ITS predecessors.
Besides the addition of five representatives
from the new states to the roll. extensive
changes have resulted from the last cleo
tions. 80 that out of the total OF 33) mem-
bers only 1873 occupied seats in the last con-
press, and the democratic ma jOrity OF twelve
in the Fiftieth congress has been replaced
by a rep2blicat majority OF eight. as shown
BY the unoticias list prepared by the clerk
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

HOw's Thi0i
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that can not be cured by
taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
=. ]. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transactions,
and financially able to carry out any obligs
tions made by their firm.
West& Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo Ohio
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, Ohio.
E. II. Van Hoesen, Cashier Toledo National
Bank, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system. Price, 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05
The PeOple

are not slow to understand that. in order
to warrant their manufacturers in guaran-
taeinG them to benefit or cure, medicines
must possess more than ordinary merit and
curative properties. Dr.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery is the only b'ood medi-
cine sold, through druggists, under a posi-
{ rs guarantee that it will benefit or cure OF
money paid for it will re returned. In all
blood, skin and scalp diseases, and for all
scrofulous affections, it is sreeiric.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05
THE WINNER.

The PrOmptness with Which Mr.. Harri,
Received his Money from The
Louisiana state Lottery.
Napa Call Reporter. November II.
The fact of the winning of the $4,000 by
our townsman Henry Harris in the last draw
ing of The Louisiana State Lottery Is not
new to our people, but III eeting the ex-sheriff
yesterday, we asked him if he had yet re-
ceived his check. Mr.. Harris replied, That
the money had promptly come, and that
everything connected with its receipt had
been most satisfactorily done. like" said
he, "the way The Louisiana State Lottery
Company do business. The fortunate hold
er of the winning number sends his ticket
to the home office and as soon as the mail
can return a check Is received for the full
amount. There is no quibbling. no dis
counting, no delays, everything is done
promptly and squarely As to what to do
with the money haven't vt exactly settled.
guess will invest the money in rea. e.
tate in the best county in the State of Cali
fornia-Napa-and enjoy the fruits Of my
good fortune.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Snobbs: "Miss Clara, will you be my
wife! Dearest, give me your answer now"
Clara: II cannot decide now. A hasty
decision caused my brothers death, and l
have learned to be cautious"
Snobbs: "And how did it cause your
brothers death?''
Clara: "Go read the record of the league
umplreso
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Deacon Jones (so!emnly)-:My young
friend, do you attend place of worship?"
Young man-"Yes, sir, regularly, every
Sunday night"
Deacon Jones-"Pray tell me where yov
go to worship"
Young man-'I'm on my way to see her
now"
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05
l,etter Than OkJahOma

100 acres of the choicest land in the San
Luis Valley, in Southern Colorado, all under
fence, water-rights secured and bitches
ready for use. 1t will be sold as whole OF
in quantities to suit the purchaser. 1t Is the
finest land IN the valley, ana Is adapted to
either farming or stock-raising. For price,
terms, ETC., address HENRY A. BUFFERS,
Alamosa. Colorado.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Do you value the health and comfort of
your children? Then guard them against
crouo by taking hold of that cough or cold
at tn start, and relieving the inflammation
with DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup. If they have
the whooplng cough. do what you can to al
leviate their pain by giving them DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup. AL children love it.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Impartial Baptism: Master Ned TO the
Rev. DR.. Trehern) n)-"Wished l had been here
last night when you baptized the company"
Rev DR.. Trehern-"What do you mean, my
son? did not baptlze anybody" 'No:
Well, mamma said that when you came in
last night you threw cold water on every.
bOdy
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

I1Wlfe Ga. church,: THAT man in the sec
ond pew is acting very strangely. Do you
think he is crazy?"
Husband: 81 wouldn't be at all surprised.
my dear: see hls collar-button has gone
down his back"
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

at was ever so kind of you to bring
me this box of candy" said the young
lady to George. Il think you are e1-
ceedingly nice" That's the way it
goes, said George as he dropped an
other bonbon into her mouth. Put
caramel into the slot and get some
faffyo
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Faihfulness is necessary In all kinds ol
work. Especially is it necessary, in treating
a cold, to procure the best remedy, which IS
Aliens Lung Balsam and take it faithfully
according to directions. and it will cure a
cold every time and prevent fatal results.
Sold by all druggists at 25c., Soc, and Sl.OO
q bottle.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

The YOUTHS COMPANION gives so much for
the small amount that it costs it is no won-
der it is taken already in nearly Half a Mil
lion Families. With its fine paper and beau
tiful illustrations, its Weekly illustrated
Supplements, and its Double Holiday Num-
bcIs, it seems as if the publishers could not
do enough to pleas. By sending S1.15 now,
you may OF tam it free to January, and for
full year from that date to January, 1891.
Address. The YoU1H's CoMPASIoS, Boston,
Mass.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

First Book: "Oh, how l wish had been
''She" instead of being a miserable treatise
on geology. Just think how widely should
be sought after if had been ''She."
Second Book: "Yes indeed, only wish
had Ben Hur."
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

'What is the difference between q giant
and a grOcer:" Well, we suppose the diff
ference lies in the fact that the giants weight
is heavy and his measure large.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

''0oing to voter asked the furnace. II
am registered all over the house." And the
gas meter replied: "Wait until the old man
sees how much have registered If you want
to hear music.n
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

A policeman was wanted to quel dis
turbance in New York tenement house.
Run to the nearest liquor store, said wo-
man of observation. You can always find
policeman IN a liquor store" They found
him.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

S5O3 Reward offered by the propr;eto.s of
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy for an incurao.e
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

The good that men 90 may be inferred
with their bones, but the coffns of some
men are not crowded.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Farmers will find that Salvation Oil is q
sure remedy for frosted feet. All druggists
keep it. II is sold for 25 cents bottle.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

If erery "omdn in this land knew for her-
self the actual quality of Dobbins' Electric
Soap, no other washing soap could be sod.
Millions do use it, but other millions have
never tried it. Have you' Ask your grocer
for e
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

1t has been raging for long time. but
it is ceartain that the first frost will kill the
yellow fever in shoes.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

When Spaniard comes to America and
gets to prefer beer garden to bull fight,
he is on the read to higher civilization.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yetpromptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities COM
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles BY all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it Do not accept
any substitute.
cALAHnAMu re SK2NP CO
~ 0AGcnoa, ca.
feQyyleE ~. - ~ Ak
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

FIRST tramp-Down with whisky is
what say. Don't you say so, pardner?
Second tramp-Well, I've allus set my
face agin it whenever I could.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Consumption.---For the cure of this dis
tressing disease, there has been no medicine
yet scovered that can show more evidence
of real merit than Aliens Lung Balsam.
25c, &c., AMI LOO bottle,
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Briggs: "What would you consider an
ideal marriage"
Mr.. n. Peck: Zone where the wife is
dumb and the husband bind"
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Il HEAR John has . place under the
Government YES" make any
money!" Heaps; 100000 q week.
He's in the mint"
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

AMAx in St Louis died OF heart disease
while saving wood In Chicago this never
happenA The mans wife always SAWS thf
wood there.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

We will give 800 reward for any case Of
catarrh that cannot be cured with Halls
Catarrh Cure. Taken internally.
F.J. CHENEY & CO., PrOprs., Toledo, d.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

A good many people are first class Chris
tians until the contribution box comes
around.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

THERE Is said to be q great similarity be.
tween q vain young lady and . confirmed
drnnkard. in that neither of them can eve"
get enough of the glass.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Slang interprets slang. Il is easy to see
the force of the remark don't be q ciam''
when We think how often the clam is in the
SOup.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05
A o.. so PAPER FOR $1..5.

Ascertaining the cause for things IS q
Why's proceeding.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

''Some of the best people in the country
put up with me-" said the pawn broker.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Strange as it may appear, it is when the
fall comes that trade takes n rise.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05
HOw's Thisi

Few of us ever discover bigots among
those who agree with our religious convic.
tiOns.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Man learns from every experience, ex-
cept an experience with a woman in it.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05
The smokers delight-"Tansill's Punch. y

There are two kinds of headache: natural
add acquired.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Experience IN business teaches man
that too many debtors don't pay.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Two forms with but a single chair, two
mouths that seem as one.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Oregon. the Paradise Of Farmers.
MIA sqlahs climate certain and abundant crops Bss.
fruit gaa gfass and stock country in the vorid Full
foraatien ffsa Address the OrssoA Inmigzssa Board
Portland. Oreeon.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05
Stranger(in Washington): "How's busi-

Stranger(in Washlngton): "How's busi-
ness?'
Barkeeper: "Rather dull, but it will be
first class before long"
Stranger: .'What makes you think so?"
Barkeeper: ''COngress will meet in about
four weeks"
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

Some girls are so devoted to temperance
principles that they won't wear tight sleeves.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05

You can send abroad for hams, should
the Westphaia.
Dodge City times., 1889-12-05
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