The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-03-22

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Jos not the Mana Scene with Cow-Nule,
eto.
RivHR siDs, March 18th.--wnl ron please.
Mr.. Ediks, g s9on s,c srsoe to pay my
respect 10 Mrs. u. A. E., who hes nec "a
completely hemmsd in under the s.pig a,y''
leaves Of q Georgia Csllari." just how
Mrs. NJ. A. E. manages to get this scribe
connected with this mammoth Georgia Col.
lard, We arc osrtainly At loss to knew.
Tho idea Of any enc boasting ON . 8 pound
collard five had garden filed With
10 or sob cabbsges, Ne wsuld, possibly,
make mention sf the fact. You have shot
of st the wro1g fellow this time. Ms. K. /.
Mrs. Joe is Particularly fond of cabbage,
and says she only wishes We had some to
eat and not TO boast Of.
We thought eur friend and neishbor
would have furnished answers to more Of
Vox's problems, but suppose he has prsb-
lens Of different character to work out now.
And then, TOO, he 10 one Of those bsshfui
kind, who dou't like ts have his nsms In
print. This gent isAet out for cunning,
and cannot be beaten, by any ordinary
"olod hopper" Whom others were buying
mules last year at high prices our friend
hit upon solution Of the problem by pur-
chasing eow, as he calls hin, Ito. work 81
farm. The COW performed mighty well, -nosf
on an average. He would pull.
the sled, or wagon, and, alt
might put behind him. Hsv1sssx}slajSy
but mighty sure. Old uneIs va
plow him generally, but lbsS
mat F0{s3
1O00 in tho shsd0y1
ded 10 be his own boss, and hd0t w.
spst, where he could, with comfort aud do.
liberation, fan tho aies with his magnificent
sWiteher, and oaol his parohed tongue with
the clear water that sparkled beneath his
forksd feet. So, sftsr picking his chance
and on fnding himself loossd from the
plow, he made . break, and through tho
cotton and down the hill he went, with. Mr..
H., in hot pursuit. The blosded animal
had net gone . great way when Mr.. H.
grabs him BY the tail. Now they have IL,
for three hundred yards and more, over
bitches, cotton rows, logs and the like. The
cow finding no way by which to lsose him
self from his determined boss. hit upon
bright idea, and made for . big gully. Mr..
H. seeing what WAS coming and whore he
was going 10, tfghtsned his grip, and being
arm believer In "tsil holt" went flying
over the gully with his "baudanna' ts the
breeze aud his legs at an angle OF about 45o.
1t is needless TO say that, Mr.. H. came out
conquersr in the end.
Our old friend, Mr.. w. j. Moorhead, for
merly Of Mt. Tabor, now Of Hickory Grove,
pai US flying visit on last Sunday. Mr..
Moorhead made no halt at our home, but
seems to have had business just little far
ther on. May bright "jewels" sparkle on
his pathway. 10 o'elsek, p. m. good night.
JoE.
1t was our pleasure to attend Mr.. Leitch's
meeting at the Methodist church on Sunday
evening last. We got in late and found
crowded church, in the psws, the aisles
asd everywhere; while quite number wore
on the outside. We pushed In, however,
| aud '.lf.usgcd TO get . very comfortable seAe
near the ohanosl.
The sermon was delivered with character.
is'ie force and to the point, and We sit aft
was good 10 be there" We enjoyed the
preaching much; tho ssngs too; but wha 1
did US more good than anything else was 10
see the noble, big-heartod young men aud
Ladies OF Union coming out on the Lords
eide. We are told that at that time soms
oi had decided TO- join the church. May the
Numbers be greatly increased. The Lord Of
hosts is giving car to the prayers Of the
righteous, aud Union is witnessing revi-
val OF religion not heard Of before.
jos.