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Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
What q Woman Can Do.

Some unknown philosopher thus
essays to tell us what woman can
do which a man need not essay or
attempt, viz:
She can come to conclusion with
out the slightest trouble of reasoning
on it, and no man can do that.
Six of them can talk at once and
get along first rate, and no two men
can do that.
She can safely stick fifty pins in
her dress while he is putting one un-
der his thumb nail.
She is as cool as cucumber In
half dozen tight dresses and skirts,
while a man will sweat, and fume,
and growl in one loose shirt.
She can talk as sweet as peaches
and cream to the woman she hates
while two men would be punching
each others head before they had
exchanged ten words.
She can throw a stone with a curve
that would be a fortune to base
ball pitcher.
She can say "No,' and stick to il
for time. She may also say mo
in such manner that it means
"Yes."
She can sharpen lead pencils il
you give her plenty of time anc
plenty of pencils.
She can dance all night IN a pal
of shoes two sizes too small for he
and enjoy every minute of the time
She can appreciate kiss from he
husband seventy-iive years after tn
marriage ceremony is performed.
, She can 60 TO church ard after
ward tell you what every woman
) the congregation had on, and in som
rare instance can give you som
t faint idea of what the text was.
z She can walk half the night with
/ collcky baby in her arms withot
e once expressing the desire of mul
r dering it.
She can-but what's the use?
5 woman can do anything or every
e thing, and do it well.
l. She can do more in a minCte ths
= man can do in an hour, and do
better.
She can drive a man crazy Il
twenty-four hours and then bril-
q HIM to paradise In two seconds
p simply tickling him under the CHI
and there does not live that mort
son of Adams misery who can do
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15

A CORRESPONDENT says he hasn't a
mosquito bar nor screen door about
his house, yet there are seldom any
flies and never any mosquitoes about
it. 10 his bachelor days he was
camping in the swamps CT Louisiana
and for awhile life was almost unen-
durable on account OF the insects.
One day he changed his cook and a
change was also noticed in the alb
sence of flies and mosquitoes. The
new man impaired the secret. He
used little gum camphor on the
stove every time he cooked.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
MissOuyi's Railroad Wealth.

State Auditor Selbert has just
completed the apportionment OF
railroads, bridges and telegraph
property in Missouri for the year
1889, which shows a steady and
valuable increase since 1888,
amounting In the aggregate to
sc, ,599, ,158, and rating now at S51,'
2O,924.20.
Within the last year, So, 1l2, ,649.31
have been spent in the construction
of roads and the e4tention OF those
previously built. while the Western
Union Telegraph company has ex
pended $1O7,5 ,512.45. The increas
in railroad mileage during the yea
has been COZ miles, divided as fol
lows, The Santa Fe, 1914 miles tn
Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul, ii
miles the Chicago, st. Paul & kar
sas City, SO miles; other roads, Il
miles,
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
NJ, K. 6 T. RAIL WAY.
The PobmvR0u Texas. Mex
leo and California

Double daily train service, carry
ing a complete passenger equipment
of handsome day coaches from Han
nibal, Sedalia, Parsons and Fort
Scott to Texas points. Free reclin-
ing chair cars On all trains between
Hannibal and Sedalia, and on night
trains between st. Louis and Fort
Scott, Pullman palace buffet sleeping
cars st. Louis, Sedalia and Kansas
City to the leading cities of the South
west, making direct connections at
Fort Worth for California points,
and at Sanantonia for the City OF
Mexico, and points in the interior OF
the republic. For full information
apply to nearest ticket agent.
J. WALDO, Gen. Traffic Manager.
GAsToN MEsLIER,
Gen. Passenger & Ticket Agent.
| Sedalia, Mo-
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15

TIE wife of one of the locked out
miners ut Spring Valley, ILL.,, was
ordered by her physician In attend
ance on her twins, who were slowly
starving to death, to eat sufficieu-
cy of the right kind Of food so that
she could nourlsh her offsprings, but
being in the poorest circumstances
and living off such charity as was
given by the relief committee here,
she was unable to get the proper
food and the babies died to day.
That such thing should occur In
the midst of beautiful, fertile re-
gion, teeming with an abundant har-
vest, is hard to believe. And yet
the father of these twins was only
striking to prevent the mine owners
from cutting his wages almost to the
starvation point.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15

A TENNESSEE editor gives this ac-
count of the difficulties under which
he labors: "How is 1t our readers
expect us out here, twelve miles from
railroad, twenty-five miles from q
river, twenty-five miles from city,
millions of miles from heaven, about
two miles from the devil and only
two hundred yards from a whiskey
shop, to get out a newsy, lively and
interesting paper"
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15

A MAN at Allentown, Pa, has two
tree frogs which dwell contentediy
in a glass jar containing water and q
tiny ladder. When the weather IS
fair the little fellows crawl up the
ladder and gaze around, but when q
rain is coming they dive to the bot
tom of the jar. These movements
are made hours In advance or the
change in the weather.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15

IT IS now our turn to ring in
Chinese puzzle on the public. We
hate to do it, but here goes: Ii a
delinquent and half should come
up and pay dollar and a half, an
editor and half would then stand
some chance Of getting meal and q
half occasionslly.-SLater Inder.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15

July term, 1889, allowed as follows;
State VS. VIM Dehart ct al Sl4.9O.
Same VS. Lon Hughes, $43,65.
Same VS. David johnson 81 ,65.
Geo ID Barnard 6 Co, $1,000;
blank books.
RATA Ennis, $3.50, same.
Hannibal Printing Co, s7.5O;
blanks and stationery.
Jno A Lee, SlSO.2O; balance due
to July l, 1889, services as
county clerk.
RID Edwards, $G2 so; services as
deputy county clerk, July, 1889.
TT Cruise ,s35; services as janitor
at court house July, 1889.
AF Tooley, S83.34; salary as
county treasurer July, 1889.
Henry Wanger, $l.75; board OF
Jas + johnson, insane.
Bond of Thos Ferguson to school
fund for $2,7OO ordered foreclosed
1889.
at the October term of circuit court,
Same order as to j IL Fuller for
5000.
Same, Geo Anderson, $500.
Same, d B Kellogg, $4,000.
Same, f Littler, $3.50.
Same, + b Rogers, $500.
Same, Chas Veatch, 1916.
Same, Richard Lowry, 5000.
Same c p & w II Thrash, $500.
Bonds to school fund approved as
follows:
TIL Hutcheson for $40.
} BF Brewer for sos.
Henry Dobbins for $50.
Thos Trow for 81, 900.
5 w Ii Brewer for $500.
, Patent ordered to issue to w /
I Brown for certain lands.
l The amount of interest on count.
: school funds subject to distribution
now IN the hands of A F Tooley
= county treasurer, which amount
= ordered to be distributed by tn
county clerk according to the enum
s Grafton lists of the several schoC
y districts.
|. Whereas, the court deems 1t to b
more advantageous to the interest
f of Charlton county that proposition
d should be asked for the printing
notices and other legal advertise
ments under the control of the cour
ut which the law requires to be mao
&c and published in a newspaper II
the payment of which the county
liable, it is, therefore, ordered |
) the court that the clerk Of this cou
be, and Is hereby ordered to solo
IS bids for such printing from the Sc
ty eral newspapers published in Char
ton county, such bids to state Il
or price per square Of 250 ems,
which such newspapers are WILL
,er to print such legal advertisement
and 1t is further ordered that ca
Ip- newspaper filing bid for such pril
ing, as aforesaid, he required to
les with their bid statement of the nu
Der of bona fde subscribers to th
ne. several newspapers published
les Charlton county, such statement
be verified by affidavit Of the p
fin prietor of such newspaper, and 1t
further ordered that the court resel
upt the right to reject any and all b
filed, such bids to be filed on or
me. fore the I'd day of September, Is
fin Adjourned until the first Mon'
I'D day. in September, 1889.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15

A sALooN-KEEPER in Augusta, Ga, {,
sold out his business and good will
to a neighbor, and left town. When
the purchaser took possession he
found the bottles filled with colored
water. and the cigar boxes all emp
ty. The case is now in court. Nc
wonder saloon-keepers say "prohi
bition does not prohibit.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
Dress Goods Trade.

The Cnaies Lawns and White Goods has passed
and Sung Mohars Henrietta Cloths, Fannes, etc. Is
Iicht upon us As usual New York Store prepared to
furnish ke very latest things which suitable Tor he
early Fall Trade can Mohars in black and coors are taxing
the lead We have them 75c per yard Silk warp
Ponree Twi the shades, at 7Oc Henrleas IN early
Fall colorings We respectfully solicit an inspection
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15

WICHITA Eagle: A stranger re-
Gently asked Topeka man if he liked
Omar Khsyyam's ''Rubaiyat. "
"No," be said, "I always drink An
heuser and Budweiser.'
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
the Least Money! and Method Bound to Succeed
NEW CLOTHING FOR THE BOYS.

We mean the little we'll the big ones Our strong
est methods of creating demand for clothing are;
We put price thai will attract the attention OF the
people who buy with some Judgment a.,
q the equality OF our Clothing lar superior 10 ne
"price" ask for them. 60 -.
g. We have only "One Price and eaey buy from u.s.
The lowest price is the only ask.
These three rules all of our
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
Mems and Boys Clothing

The one style that practically changes the Fu Dress
Coats commonly call the Prince AbeE we have just opened
two STYLES of them, fine English Cokserewhe is
Single Breasted Albert Suit fine aormade at
The other Double Prince Albert Suit also Batmoae
Taormade $3.50 We their equal you nave
hardly ever seen quality price Please as you pass
by, take a look a them-gad to show you.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
Courts

CIacuIT Observation-Disclosures are held the nrsi
n SndayiR April and third Monday In October.
PnoBATECoURT-Regulsr termsRre held the second
n ondays OF February, May, August and November.
Ceusrr oouar-Regular terms are held the nrs
Mondays in February, May, August and November.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
The Carpet Trade

For the has fairly opened with MS We have aue
nseparaons by LAYING in Gigantic Assortment of first
Iclass VELVETS BODY BRNSSELS AND TAPESTRY
CARPETS Also Supers lugrans and Cooge Carpets
ORR STYLES ARE UNAPPROACHABLE, being desirable
and new. Our prices are THE VERY LOWEST.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
State Omcers.

Governor-D d. r. Francis Of 81. Louis.
eut-GoysrnOr-Stephen II. Clay comb, Of Jasper.
Attoruey-General-John NJ. Wood, of Clark.
Secretary ofstate-Alex A. Lesueur, Of la fayeite.
State Auditor-Jas. Seibert. Of Cape GiraTdean.
Treasurer-Edward 7. holland, Of Jackson.
sup't Public Schools-W Coleman, OF saline.
Register of LAnds-RObt. Mccullough, Of Cooper.
Congressman (this) Distriet-C. ii. Mansur, "f
Livingston.
state Senator (thisJ 9Th District-A. Msckey.
Judge (thisl llth Judicial Gin cutie. II. Burgess.
Railroad Commissoner-TimOthy J. Hennessey. Of
Randolph.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
County 0Mcers.
RELIGIOUS.

y METHODIST CHURcH (seuthl-Rev. W. II. Roper,
pastor. Services first and third Sabbaths, morning
aud evening of each month"; Sabbath school ever Sab
bath morning at o'clock. Prayer meeting wednes
day evenings
PaEssTTERIkS SCuuRcH-Prsaehing hrst and sec
oud sIblsaths morning and evening, Rev. ;. NJ
Watson pastor. Sabbath school every sabbath morn
Ing at O'Clock.
ftksT BAPTIsrCHURcH-Rev.E Edwin Neryel, pastor
Services second aud fourth SundRys OF each M nth
Sunday school every Sunday morning at 2 O'Clock
Prayrr-meeting on Tuesday evenings Of each week
A. NJ +. CHuRcH-Rev. ID. Brown, pastor
Services second and fourth Sabbaths eaeh month
saoruiag and evening. Sabbath school every Sabbat
at2p.m-
BsPrrsr CHuRcH (coIored)-Rev. n. Guthrie, paste
preaching second Sabbath In each m"nth, morniu
snd evening, Sabbath school every Sabbath at p. N
T.M. @. A. meets every Sunday afternoon at
clock. All gentlemen invited TO attend.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
T.. W. SNEED.
ToNSoRIAL ARTIST,
Keytesvile, Mo-

Shaving, sham pooning aud hair cutting
Everything neat and clean. step rignt 10
sou are next. Two doors east OF j. H.
MYERS grocery store.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15
benevolent and Literary

BeneVoIent ana LIteIHI1
Sxx,x.ytltE LtsRARY-E. n. Kellogg, Librarian
o., from 4 20 II q m. aud from .. to p.
WkRREx LopsE, 30. 10. A. y. and A. M.-John
Chiyer. Master; N. n. Anderson, Secretary. Segu-
A. neetings Saturday evening preceding full neon
cg.,TTox LoD1E, No. III, A. o. u. Vino.
m RntIer NJ w; X. II. TIsdsle, RAcerder. Regular
-eetinss I'd and 4th Tuesday evening al CLOCK.
a,rIxoS Co MEDICAL the Fourth
rs,r.d., ia each month at Salisbury.
ssLrcrs KNIGHTS, A. o. q. W.-Meets I'd and 9Th
rr;d.y ave ,ings In each month. ,. J. Moore, s. O
n n Tisds.e, Il.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1889-08-15

garIfs lisgsasarY Medical Association,
eG3 Main ST., BUFFALO, N. Y.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-13
MAKING FRENCH WINES.
Amusing Story of the Alleged Falsi
fcations of the Clarets in France.

Amusing story OF the AIl62ou ralSi-
fications Of the Clarets in France.
GEORGE r. Sims an London Referee.
The Justification of wines is once more be-
coming burning subject in France. 1t is
notorious that millions Of bottles of the utn
rouge which is consumed at home and sent
abroad, are absolutely guiltless of one drop
of the Juice of the grape. Concerning this
wholesale classification" OF Bordeaux
wines | was told an amusing story this
winter by French gentleman who was my
travelling companion from Marseilles TO
Paris.
Here is the story: A farmer in Nor
mandy, seeing a wine adver lset by trm
in jrdeaux, wrote for couple Of ca ks OF
il. ana forwarded the money. A fortnight
afterward it arrived at the station, and he
sent his carter to bring it home. The carter
brought two casks, but, to the far ner's
astonishment, only one cask was full; the
other was empty. An examination of the
cask showed that it had not been tempered
with, and there was no TT ce OF leakage.
Evidently an empty cask had been sent by
mis- AXE The farmer at once wrote to the
Bordeaux vine merchant to complain OF the
careessness. In due course reply was re
ceived. which was as follows: Dear Sir-I
am sorry for the mistake made by my man,
but YOU can easily rectify it. If you will
ill the empty cask With water and leave IT
for a fortnight you will 6nd the - inc all
right. The Ingredients are at the bottom
of the cask, but my ma foolishly omitted
to add the water Waiting your further
orders, arm, sir, yours, etc"
Nv French friend assures me that this
was fact. The story became public
through tue Norman farmer demanding
the return of his N ney. AID, the wine
merchant objecting, the case came before
the law courts.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-13
YEARNEDF FOR OKLAHOMA
MRS FIELDING PERSUADEs HER
HUSBAND TO BRA BOOMER.

But an Experiment on the Farm OF
Uncle 2sphas Blake Satisfies Maude
Craving for Will Western Home.
Copyright 1897
New YoRK, May Ill nave a very fine
position in bank. 1t is about half way
between the president and the cashier. This
may seem like boasting, but tits true. The
presidents room is on one side of me
aud the cashiers desk on the other. They
both watcn me, and, Incidentally, the for
mer watches the latter and the latter watches
the former, and vice versa.
/ have all the money want during BUSH
ness hours-positively all l want, and the
Lord only knows how much | want it; but
take away only s15 a week. 1t used to be
elS, but l urged my employers to change it
on the ground that $lS a week was an IN
lucky number for man with family to
provide for. They laughed at my fears
but about that time one Of the other teller.
skipped with large wad of the banks
money, and 90 they raised me peg be
cause, as the cashier said, they did not want
me to suppose that virtue was its own re
W ard.
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PASSENGERS

Per steamship Gate City. from Bostou--C D
Munson, D G Slattery, Julia A Hyde, Miss A E
Edwards. NJ Sullivan colored. and Storage
Per steamer David Clark from Fernaniina-
D Futch Miss Taibrd, Mrs W H Payne, c
Fer ell. Pennard. W Stiles. E D Brown, and
4deck.
Per steamship Tallahassee. from New York
Can't A + Churchill. } W Williams. 6 l. Colby. P
" Terry and wife. NJ c Hammond, NJ Jones. R
L Mather Mrs 0 Whitney and child, Ching
Doc Wallis, H Gunter, and 3steera ye.
Per steamship City Of Savannah. for New
Yor<-lIr Henry wife aud children, Ernst,
IL Owens, p P Godfrey, Mrs Bland, Mrs j E
CODY Mrs J Brandt. Tugby and wife P
Presly. Miss Barrett, Mrs Wray. G f Finerty
wife and children Mrs A Dugas, j Rudi. p !
OConnor. 2. eidlein. NJ Guc6enheimer, F w
Scleper jr, W K Mayer. F L Billings and wife.
C Leonard H Eastmaud, c a Butterworth. Z
coored and Storage.
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A Nissn,1ri pharm acist.

For years have sold drugsin Kansas and
Missouri with a large experience in selling
patent med cines. aud bear testimony to the
remarkable efficacy of Swift's Specific. II
cured more people of contagious blood poi
son than any other medicine that ever
sold. and hare sold all kinds. One man
whose address will give to those who wish
in had his uar all taken out by co tagious
blood poison Scales came all over his head,
face and body. His bones finally became
Involved, and he went from bad TO worse
under the ordinary treatment. This man
was cured sound ard well by 5. 5. 5. l
could name dozens Of the worst cases w1o
were cured OF all sorts Of blood diseases by
=. S. S. after exhausting all other treat
meut. One gentleman Of . ceola, NJ =, who
tried all the treatment Of Hot Springs and
other springs, vas finally cured by y. y. >.
Nv brother was cured Of eczena by taking
s, s. 3. after be mad tried all other treat
meat. | will cheerfIlly give names AID
addresses 20 anS W 70 wish them.
l.. L. DAVIDSON, Sherman, Texas.
Treatise on BIO d and Skin Diseases
mailed free. SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY.
Ora yer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
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OH, YES /

This is a bargain week in
the fullest meaning of the
words
All of our 75c. and S5c.
Pure Silk Thread Gloves, in
black, tan and gray, down this
week to Soc; phenomenal
value.
FANS from &c. up to $50.
There is no idea so peculiar
that we cannot suit in FANS.
A pleasing proposition from
our parasol department To
every purchaser of parasols
this week we guarantee to
save them from Csc. to So SO
on every single purchase.
Gloria Silk Parasols, nat.
ural handles, % inches long,
paragon frame; price ST. 10.
down from ST. so.
200 Gloria Silk Umbrellas,
26-inch paragon frame, oxi-
died silver handles, a regular
So so umbrella; this week
down to 81 IL.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-13

bert, Mohr Bros LeeRoy Myers & Co, Morning
News, Mendel & d, E Masters, D Myerson,
] Maskovitz, K D Mcdonnell, A Miller & Co, "
Mills, Menhard Bros 6 Co. W B Nell & Co,
J McGrath 4 Co, Menken & A. Mutual Coop
Asso'n, Neidlinger & r, Nathan Bros. Savannah
National Blk, w Norton, Nichols Order
O'Keefe, Order Lntz, Order Miller,
Palmer Bros, Paulsen & Co, D Rogers W A
Pieman, Juo Rourke. T Raderick, j Reilly. @
S Richmond. Rieser & S. S, F & W R j Silva,
f Suits. E A SchwarZ, S p Shooter 6 Co, B
Springer, Strauss Bros, H Solo non & Son, Sa-
vannah st Ry, ] T Shuptrine & Bro, Savannah
Brewing Co, Solomons 4 Co, IL l. Schreinsr,
Shafer' savannah Furniture Go. l. c Strong. II
Smith, Strachan & Co, W Tiedeman & Bro,
Schwarz Bros. Southern Ell Co, W lyman, R
D Walker, A NJ & c W West, J D Weed & Co,
Wilson, Thos West, stmr Seminole, Stmr Katie
Ga & Fla S Co W U Tel Co
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To tina Ladies'.

There are thousands Of ladies throughout
the country whose systems are poisoned
and whose blood is in an impure condition,
from the absorption Of impure matter, due
to menstrual Irregularities. This class
are peculiarly benefited by the wonderful
tonic and blood cleansing. properties Of
Pricllly Ash, Poke Root and Potassium-P.
T. p.
Roses and bounding health take the place
Of the sickly look, the lost color and the
general wreck Of tho system by the use OF
hosts u females will testify, aud many GER
tificates are IN the possession OF the C m
pany which they have promised not TO
publish, aud all prove p. p p. blessing to
womankind.
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At Estilrs.

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News n0c edition., Horseman, Sporting
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Constitution. Macon Telegraph. Angus n
Chronicle, Charleston News ana Courier,
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American.