davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-28

ures," "(armen Sylvia poctcss aud
Queen para and the Amazon
Delta" sFantastic Gardening aud
Mime. Ta>saud" are among the
other illustrated articles; aud this
number of the fasor,te magazine
is unusally strong in short stories
and poems.
The Midsummer number of TIE
Art amateur is before us. rs bright
and attractive rs ever. Two excel.
lent colorcd plates are given away
with this number: "Carna,ion>." by
Dangon, and Illuminated Initials.
from French manuscripts of the
XIII century. The frontispicce, a
very mastery decorative design, nc
ter Boucher, representing Earth,
IS the firstof four whichwiil be pub
lished consecotivcly. Among the
large number OF iull sized working
designs given with this number. are
Designs:or Embroidery, Brass Ham
merlng, and Splash Towels, while
Egyptian Lotus, Wild Iris. aud Or.
chids are arranged for China Paint
ing. In the Atelier, tho articles ON
"Pen-drawing for Photo Engrav
ing" and Painting Wild Flowers"
are continued, together with several
other articles OF interest to the art
student, To those Interested in
china painting, we would recon.
mend pcfusal Of Letters to n
Lady while Ameteur Photograph.
ers can gain information from Bur.
banks Talks a special feature
OF this August number is full and
comprehensive tabulated report of
the Secretsn Sale in Paris. Mon
tcxuma in MY Note Book" and
Theodore Child, in the "Paris Eek.
position very fully and conclu-
sivcly describe the pictures at the
Paris Centennial Exposition, MoN.
TAouE, MARKS, q Union Square,
a.. y.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-28

Come to the ADVANCE office for
tablets.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-28

The sick Of this town are conva-
lescing.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-28

whsn Baby was SICK 80 gave her caatoria.
when sise was a Child, she cried for castoria,
when abe became Miss, shs olung 20 c.storia.
When she Lad Children. riso gave them caAtoria,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-28

Apple bearings will soon be in
order.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-28
Dom l 81
OSSS$slls[zS--~- 49, "

FRAMPToN To Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
W Frampton, a; Huntington The
18th, daughter.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-28
. '>'''-----7'-''-------
Buckien's Arnica SaIyc.

The best +alve ia the world for Cuts. Brute
go, Cores, Ulcers. salt Khcum. Fever Sores,
ietier, thapged Hands, thiibalns. Corus,
ana All skin ErupiiOps, and positively cures
itless or no pay required. ~ T. guaranteed
20 gixe perfect satisfaction. or money refund
ed, Price y cents per box
forSaie BY J. 81 Hillender q co.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17
Joaquin Miller.
wnl visscher. ln tho Tacoma Gl,

VIII NleaCucFt lM k4G AaCDmA nlo0e.
 Imagine a man with c heart as tender as c gentle woman's and yet as brave as Richard Ceur de Leon; one who has the physical attributes which are said to be necessary for the making of a good surgeon-"the eye of an eagle, the hand of . lady, and the heart of lion." Imagine a man of less than medium stature and flesh, dressed in black, frock suit, a scarf tied loosely about his collar which Is buttoned with diamond, and another huge stone of first water glittering on . left hand finger; broad brimmed Panama hat; great pointed, gray moustache, hair falling in heavy curls almost to the shoulders, not leoninely, but cavalierishly the hair yellow, almost to blonde, with white streaks in it-silver threads among the gold. When the Panama is removed vast expanse of forehead is seen and great white bare place on the crown- not Greenland, however - and you have something of the appearance of Joaquin Miller, the brilliant "poet of the Sierras." He carried the money of the Wells, Fargo express over the mountains of Oregon and Washington away back yonder in the early "Six- ties" when he was barely out of his boyhood, and has one stubby middle finger which the wolves chewed of, while he fought pack of them one winter day in 1862, laying about him with quirt and revolvers and riding fiercely over a mountain trail amid deep snow-that winter of 1862 when the Columbia was frozen from tide water to source and all the beasts of the forests and the Cascades were ravenous with hunger. He has dined with princes and felt hungry among the lazaroni of Venice. He has sat within a gorgeous proscenium box of . great theatre in the republics me tropolis to rec his own plays produced and wildly applauded, and has strug- gled on foot, with staff in hand amid the avalanches of the Alps. He has been favored by fair women and has sheltered himself from the simoom of the desert against the bosom and between the monstrous breasts of the silent sphinx. The modern centaur- the cowboy - and the gentleman of elegant leisure are blended in the man, as are also the antique and unique. He has dabbled in Wall street and has wandering through the ruins of Pom- peii. He writes poetry of to-day and of the legends and traditions of the mound builders and cliff-dwellers. He talks wisely of the latest inven- tions, and when he speaks of the pyramids it would not test your crednlity if he told you that he had seen them built. He is both a phil osopher and a raconteur. He is a wonderful man, wise in the worlds ways, yet a child of nature; big hearted considered eccentric because l. L.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

Eventful morn at Josephs tomb we arc No more thy slaves, for He who drove thee bach uniocfed S the % SIocmy S vault in which Hs ~ Isy' Has power to open every grave Tn Which thy victims sleep.
 O, Death, where is thy Dreaded sting? And where thy victory. O, Grave? Since Calvary's conquering King has chained Thee aS a slave to lis triumphant ear.
 -CitVet tdad LeodtT.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17
The Duration of Nerve Life.
Medical World.

It has been estimated that we get complete new outfit of brains about every two months. The duration of a nerve's life Is about sixty days. Each nerve cell has it's own independ- ent functions, subordinate to the higher functions of the whole brain eH n0ssc and the latter acts as a sort of boss or overseer to the individual actions and life of each separate cell. Every cell is destroyed and renewed every two months, SO we each get six brand new brains per yearl
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17
Five Harvest Ex :urs'ons

The Burlington Route. C. B. 4 Q. H. R., will sell. on Tuesdays. August 6th and 20th. September 10th and 34th, and October eth Harvest Excursion Tick cts at HALF RATES to points in the Farming Regions of the West, Southwest and Northwest. Limit thirty d.ys For circulars giving details concerning tick ea@ rates time of trains. etc., and for descri ptiye land folder, call on your ticket agent, address 2: g. Eusrls. General Passsnger and Ticket Agent. Chicagos III
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

A good memory is 6 blessing, says & writer. And it may be remarked that 1t IS one that wealth cannot buy. Just look at the man who becomes sudden ly rich. He cannot even remember the faces of his old friends.-B0stOn Courier.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

stranger, taking up e sketch clipped from THE ARKANsAw TRAVELLER, read 1t, not with face as solemn as c mule wearing a glove-htting corset, but with the bright sunny smile of c boy in 6 watermelon patch. This was rubbing 1t in.
 With a hoarse glare in his voice and . dangerous tremor in his eye, Duzen- bury bawled out, pounding on his desk:
 "There are too many - bow legged, pimply faced tramps in this neighborhood."
 As the strangers lower limb was warped somewhat like . pretzel, and cutaneous complications were plainly visible on his face, this hit h i'm where he was at home, but as he was not exhibiting his limbs for money, 1t was . cruel thing to say. However, he didn't seem to mind 1t. He had an attractive display of assorted pimples on his face, but it was as free from emotion as bowl of clabber.
 Then Duzenbury kicked over the valuable tin cuspador, and made an unkind allusion to the shape and size of the strangers mouth. The foreman laughed, and the two went out to get e bite of cold beer.
 When the foreman came back alone, wiping his mouth on his thumb nail, Duzenbury said
 "I was sorry, MT. Foreman, to hurt your friends feelings, but could not restrain myself"
 "His feelings ain't hurt. They are just as good as when he first got them out of the store"
 "I thought my remarks very cAus- tic"
 "They were all wasted on him. You might as we'll have pinched a cow's horn.
 "I guess he squirmed inwardfy, although he tried to turn 6 deaf ear."
 "Turn deaf ear? By thunder, he turned two of 'em. He is the cele- brated deaf and dumb printer, Tom McKibbon. He is 30 deaf that he couldn't have heard you if you had said something about going to take drink"
 "No?"
 "Yes."
 "Is that so2"
 "It ann"
 Duzenbury felt dazed again. At last he recuperated and said very seriously:
 "Mr. Foreman, l have written humorous sketch, entitled The Funny Mans Dream Now, you are bright, intelligent man, and 1 want you to read 1t over, and give me your candid opinion of it."
 The foreman began to read it. Once more Duzenbury held his mouth in readiness to swell the guffaw. Once more he suggestively started 6 futile contagious chuckle. The fore man looked as if he was going to cry. However, he heroically read on, only pausing to remark that "The title should be changed from 'The Funny Mans Dream to 'The Funny Mans Nightmare"
 Finally the foreman said defiantly.
 "Am I expected to set this up?"
 Certainly"
 Then the foreman walked across the room, put on his hat and coat and began shining his shoes.
 "Where are you going?" asked Duzenbury.
 "Going to quit"
 "Never mind about setting it mp, then. rll send 1t to some New York paper. I'll set up the beer instead"
 Harmony prevailed once more in
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

Are as small as homeopathic pellets, and as easy to take as sugar. Every body likes them. Carter's Little Liver Pills. Try them.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17
A SUPPRESSED HUMORIST
BY ALIEN F. SWEET.


 his sanctum. He was leaning back in his chair, the top of the desk being adorned with his overgrown feet, in size and shape not unlike couple of infant sarcophagi in the window of an undertaken.
 He was struggling manfully with & cigar, the lungs of which were in badly congested condition, but he was otherwise cheerful, for he had just pulled the basting threads out of his first humorous sketch for pub- lication. It was entitled "The Funny Mans Dream"
 1t was now lying on its back, as 1t were, on the imposing stone, impa- tiently chAmping its bit, in anticipa- tion of cavorting before the mirth- loving public through the columns of the BGzoO, to use one of Jim's lurid mixed metaphors.
 Jim DuZenbury had an idea that "The Funny Mans Dream" was the pole with which he could jolt from the topmost limb of popular approval the ripe persimmon of humorous suc- cess.
 Duzenbury was not alone In his sanctum, as it was simultaneously his composing room, his refectory, his parlor, and his dormitory where at midnights still hour he improvised the snores and gurgles that sounded like the walls from a cracked bassoon. The working force of the mechanical department of the BdzOO consisted of a large cynical printer, whom Duzen- bury called "Mr. Foreman" and & small boy who went for beer.
 Besides the foreman, who was busy 1aying an orange for his midday lunch there was visiting printer present, who being former fancee so to speak, of the foreman, had the run of the office.
 The stranger had only arrived in town that morning. Among the few things he had brought with him were a soulful yearning for more beer, and long solemn face, in which there was a mouth that looked like an enticing slot for the insertion of triangular slabs of pie.
 The strange printer didn't say anything to anybody, but the way he disembowelled the unopened ex- changes showed that he was an old timer. He also spirited tocacco juice on the walls, although tin cuspidor vainly beckoned to him to say some- thing to 1t, too. Finally he picked up "The Funny Mans Dream" and began to nourish his intellect with it.
 Jim Duzenbury would have re- sented this familiarity, had it not been that he wanted to watch the sudden changes in his face when he struck the numerous mirth- compel ling chunks of wit.
 The solemn-faced printer began to read. Duzenbury had his mouth ajar awaiting the first smile on the printers face, so he could join the loud guffaw, but the loud guffaw was in no hurry. On the contrary, the gloom on the printers brow seemed to coagulste. Once or twice Duzen- bury got of . contagious chuckle as 6 starter, but 1t was not contagious enough to take with the stranger. At last there were facial disturbances that justified Duzenbury in trotting out some more of his contagious chuckles, but alas instead of smile the printer relaxed his hold on his lower jaw, and yswned 90 that it looked like lowering one of these new -fangled folding beds. Then he shook his head, as If to say: "This ia nosifivalv fha wnrnf wei and
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

Huers of wood-House painters.- Boston Courier.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

No conQueror Ever rode the fiery steeds of war OCT Bloody fields of strife, or led his marshaled Hosts with such reSiStless power amidst Thy fray of death, that, with his laurelS yet Ipon his brow thou hast not wreSted from his Hand his bioOd -stalned sword. and led him AS a captive To the grave. The earth has Come to be but one vast burial place-a World Of tOmbS-an empire where the dead are More than all the living.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-08
RELIGIOUS ExTERNALIsM,

Nc Governs a False Individuality and
 Hides she True Man-Rev. |. CrandaII
 North Of Brooklyn at Trinity IN. K.
 Church-BeWare ef;False Hopes.
 "I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ for it is the power of God to salvation," was the text of the remark of Rev. J. Crandall North os Brooklyn at Trinity M. E. church last evening. The gospel is not only ably to save, said he, but it does save. The light and voice upon the road to Damascus prevalent more and more. Shame of the cross was once very powerful. But now it is univer- sally honcred and not alone among Chris tians. At the reformation France chose Romanism, and has reaped her reward in string of the most cruel wars that have rav aged Europe. Germany chose learning and philosophy, and now her domains are the worlds center in these. England chose Puritan simplicity and power, and to the cry of 'westward, hoi" her sons have developed @ new continent for the world.
 It is particularly individuals that must be- ware of these rivals of Christ. Not too much caution shall be put on mere externais of re- ligious service to the neglect of the worship of the soul Religious externalism pervades all and makes mans individuality false to himself. IL governs the walk, the style of dress, the modulation of the voice, the glance of the eye, the friendly greeting, but withal it is the devil that draws you from Christ. Each one may be a philosopher in small scale but we cannot presume to put on re- ligious theory in place of the gospel. We are too weak and shallow. None of us may have much learning, yet unless we are very careful the little we have will blind us to the broad truth of Christian life, Christian love. When once desire to gain the world gets hold of a mans heart it will pursue him like the task master of Egypt, haunt him and hunt him like the slave master. Let us declare ourselves disenthralled from the grip of this monster which would chain us to the sway of the world. sI am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ for it is the power of God to saliva tiod, is my closing thought to you.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-08
YALE N N0TESs

Lit. Board Elect . Financial Editor ola 0arsemen in Tewn-The Donor of the New Library Dying-Bob Cook Coaching the Crew-A Special Night Watchman.
 The new Lit. board met Saturday and elected Hamill '9e to be financial editor fo, the ensuing year. In choosing man to fill that position outside it's own members the new board establishes precedent that prob- ably will be followed in the years to come, for the financial duties of the Lit. have be- come too arduous for one of the regular edi- tors to attend to and at the same time devote himself at all in literary way to the maga- zine.
 The students were agreeably surprised at the morning service in chapel yesterday to see the familiar face of Dan Jones in the choir.
 George Adee '67, Rogers 's7 and Bob Alp. pleton were in town over Sunday
 Hon. s. B. Chittenden, the donor of the new library, is very i'll at his home in Brook lyn and is not expected to recover.
 Bob Cook coached the crew Saturday, having just arrived from Philadelphia, and Is expected to stay here some little time. As usual he has not great deal to say about the men to the outside world.
 R. Shaw and Colton of go have left college temporarily on account of i'll health.
 The Courant, issued Saturday, had 8 spicy criticism on the News. Darts of this kind are flying to and fro continually between the daily and the bi-monthlY publications of the university in spirit worthy the greatest ef- forts of Pulitzer and Dana.
 At the last meeting of the committee in charge of raising funds for the new Gym. one of the members was absent, so that no ina- portant business could be done.
 On account of the late disturbances a sps- cial night watchman now prowls about the campna
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-08
THE BIG SAVANNAH FIRE.

A Fire Starts In she Window of a Dry Goods Store, and Augmented by a Heavy Wind Burns a GoedIy Por-
 tion of the City-Fifty Buildings Burned-No Lives Reported Lest
 The Aggregate Less is Estimated at
 $I,25O,oeO.
 SAVANNAH. Ga., April 6.-At e:55 o'clock
 tonight fire broke out in the show window
 of D. H. Hogan's dry goods store, corner of
 Broughton and Barnard streets, while 8 man was lighting gas jet. A moment later the fire had run to almost every part of the building and those in it had barely time to escape with their lives. The fire was com munieated to the crockery store of James Fl. Douglass & Co. immediately east of Hogan's and it was all ablaze in jiffy. A high wind prevailing contributed to spread the flames and there was no possibility of check ing them. The building is one of the finest bushes blocks in the city and it's destruction represents 8 loss with it's contents of at least $15O,oO0. The fire then jumped to the magnificent four story brick building known as Odd Fellows hall. It was totally destroyed. It represents a loss or $125,OO0. Among its occupants were the Young Mems Christian association and several storekeepers on the ground floor. The second and third stories of the basement brick dwelling immediately west of this hall were also destroyed; loss $S,000 to SIC, 900. The fire next spread from the corner of Bar nard and State streets through twelve or fifteen brick dwelling houses, completely destroying them. They represent loss of not less than $75, ,000, including contents.
 The air was filled with sparks, one of which lodged on the steepls of the Indepen- dent Presbyterian church, corner Of Bull and and South Broad streets, four or five blocks from the starting point of the fire. The church was totally destroyed, as was also it's four or five contiguous dwellings. Many other buildings were completely destroyed, among them being some of the principal business places in the city.
 SAVANNAH, Ga, April 7.-The total num- Der of buildings burned last night is estima- ted at fifty. The present prospect is that the placed by new ones equally as good as those destroyed. The sites of many of the inferior structures now gone will be covered by buildings that will be a great improvement over the old ones. The loss of the Independent Presbyterian church and chapel, the Guards armory, the Odd Fellows building, the Hanley building and Hogan and Douglass block, however, are greatly to bs regretted. No loss of life or serious injury to person occurred.
 Only partial reports of insurance are ob- ! tainable, but the principal companies are as follows; Phoenix of Hart $9,5o0, Orient l $4 800, 1Etna $10,000 Connecticut $2,000. The total loss will aggregate $1, ,25O, 900.
 At midnight the total loss is estimated at S750, ,0O0 total insurance $500, ,000. l
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-08
HIS FAREWELL SERMON.

Hev. s. D. Paine At tne East Side M.
 SOuth-A Lecture Tour.
 Rev. s. D. Paine preached his last sermon in this Church yesterday morning to large congregation. His text was from Exodus, &, ,26: Who is on the Lords sides His theme was mans moral position in the uni- verse. In closing the preacher asked: Have we that spirit of Christ? Let us stand by this cause. In our army life we fought in different corps, under different commanders, but for the same old flag. Let us be repre- sented in different corps for Christ, it don't matter if we have the spirit of our leader.
 MT. Paine, in touching language, thanked the many representatives of the different churches present for their generous cooper ation during the past year. He thanked them for the unanimous invitation to re- main another year, but thought it would be better for his health to spend his winters South.
 The year has been 8 very prosperous one for the church. The congregation has more than doubled and the people have contribut- ed more than double the amount of money for the support of the church than before. The pastors family will remain in New Ha- ven and Mr. Paine will spend the summer featuring under the auspices of the G. A. R. to secure & monument for the cemetery lot of the G. A. R. in Jacksonville, Florida.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-08
HE sPoNGED OFF THE TIGER.
A Green Hands Extraordinary Ex pIoIt fn n MenagerIe.
 [From the London Times

Green Hands Extraordinary Ex.
 pIoit in n EIenager1e.
 From the London Tmesl
 When Pezon, the lion tanner, was at Moscow with his menagerie he had occasion to employ moujk, fine specimen of Cossack, to clean out the cages of the wild beasts. The Cossack did not understand a word of French, and the terms of the con- tract were settled in dumb show. By way of instructing him in his new duties, Pezon
 went through sort of pantomins with the
 broom, sponge and water bucket. The mou
 jik watched him closely, and appeared fully to understand the details of the lesson given. Next morning armed with broom, bucket and sponge, he opened the first cage he came to and quietly stepped in, as he had seen his master step on the previous day into two cages of harmless brutes; but this one happened to be tenanted by splendid, bat untamed tiger, that lay stretched on the floor fast asleep. At the noise made by the opening and the closing of the door the creature raised it's head and turned it's green eyes full on the man, who, all unconscious of his danger stood in she corner dipping his big sponge into the bucket.
 At that moment Pezon came out of his caravan and was struck dumb by the terri ble sight that met his s age. What could he do to warn the man of his dangeri sound, movement on his part might enrage the great beast and hasten it's attack on the de- fenseless Cossack. So Pezon stood awaiting developments, ready to rush to the scene when the crisis came. The moujik. sponge in hand, colly approached the tiger and made ready to rub him down with the stolid- ity of military bootblack polishing his captains boots. The sudden application of cold water to it's hide evidently produced a very agreeable effect on the tiger. for it be- gan to purr, stretched out it's paws, rolled over m back and com placentiv Offered every part of it's body to the vigorous treat ment of the moujik, who went on scrubbing with might and main. All the while Pezon stood there, with his eyes wide open, and as if nailed to the spot. When he had finished his job the Cossack left the cage as quietly as he had entered it, and it required the on the part of the lion tanner to prevent his repeating the experiment on a second wild beast