The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1889-06-26
HUMOR OF THE DAY,

A bouncing baby-A rubber doll.
A stern necessity-A boats tiller.
Motto for a cooper-"Hoop it tub"
Three of a kinda COW and two
calves.
In their journey through life many take
the bridal path.
1t is not imperative that an omnibus
bill should have rider.
The stock farmer is man of good
breeding. ng.-NerchaRt 1raoeler.
Employers who would keep upon their
feet must not allow their hands to be
idle.
Bill Tells boy is remembered in history
because he had an arrow escape.--Teras
SytingS.
If mono but bakers played the game of
baseball one might readily account for
the muffin
Would it be the proper thing to speak
OF literary contest as "skull race2n-
Tile Ocean.
"Better late than never" is hardly a
suitable motto for the man who travels
much by rail.
The literary reviewer can blow up a
magazine with entire personal safety
Merchant TraUeler.
Some merchants appear to get along
swimmingly while others can scarcely
keep. themselves ahoat.
II you should meet lion, either hit
him hard or run; don't stop to stick pins
in him.-AtchiSon Globe.
1t does not augur well for the success
of social gathering to have many bores
in it.-BdhimOre American.
When a good dog points to game the
hunters gun is expected to speak to the
point.-Ne1o Orleans Ptcayuae.
A youth thought it would be fun
10 fool with an unloaded gun.
All friends are invited
Merchant Traveller.
Copper tips keep shoes from being run
out at the toes, and men from being run
in at the station house. .-Mda and Er-
press
We would like to know if a house
painter by any license of speech can be
called a hue-er of wood. -BRg1amt0H
Doubtless no true soldier would con-
sent to act as a fence; and, yet, such
one has often been known to do picket
duty.-Detr0it Free Press.
When woman steps out on the back
porch with ner arms rolled up in her
apron it Is a sign to her neighbor that she
has something to tell LIBERALIZATION
GkJe.
A clergyman's prescription TO young
men who desire TO get on in the world is
o 'miX brains with self-denial ~ That's
good doctrine for those who have the
brains to start with.
1t seems as if the proper thing to do.
ipon discovering the approach Of
'yclone, would be to secrete ones self in
cellar and wait for the affair to blow
'yer,-DetSOit Free Press.
Judge-'At first you stole $50 and
hen afterward $40. Are You never go
ng to do betterl" Criminal-'Why,
our Honor, did better that time by
2O."-Fliyeado Blaettor.
Bronson-"Why, thought you knew
Harkins-'I do.n Bronson
We'll, you didn't bow as we passed him
moment ago" Harkins-'Because
nown him too well. ."-Harpcr's Bazar.
Highwayman-"Hold up your hands!"
'edestrian-"My dear sir, " have Just
aturned from Oklahoma. "The deuce
on have Wen, you can get a good free
inch on the next block. Good even
X. '-Lmc0la Journal
Judge-''You are charged with run
ing a game Of chance. What have YOU
} sayp Accused-''It was not a game
chance, your Honor. No outsiders
ad the slightest possible chance of win
ing. ~ omaha World
Miss Silly 90 her loveD-''You had
otter be careful when you come up 10
le house now, Charlie. Father has got
big dog" Charlie-''W When did he get
I'M" yesterday. He bought him of
iss Flirtys fathern "Oh, that dog,
syi ! amt afraid of him; he hasn't any
eth. .'-L0uisuiHo Post.
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The native church in Sitka. Alaska.