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Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02

The Missouri legislature seems to
have little moral leven in it, and that
little is trying awful hard to leaven the
whole lump. The virtue is centered in
Representative otherwise Farmer
Flanagan, who proposes to suppress the
liquor traffic by taxing it out of exis-
tence. Not only so, but he is endeavor-
ing to try his reformatory powers upon
the body of which he is q member. lie
has introduced . resolution requiring the
house chaplain to conduct services every
Sunday morning in the house chamber
1t is said the purpose of the innovation
is TO provide the members Sunday en-
tertainment free of cost. 1t remains to
be seen whether the jefferson City
churches Will kick. 1t is a novel scheme.
Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02

The year 1889 made a good deal of
history, and it may be that 1899 is going
to follow suit. Not if the Paris shop
keepers can help it, however. This is
exposition year with them. and they
won't willingly permit anything to in
terfere with the golden harvest they
hope to reap from the English milords,
Yankee millionaires and other visitors.
Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02

The question of convict labor-how 1t
shall be employed SO as not to come in
conflict with honest free labor-is a sort
of Banquo's ghost to almost every state
legislature. 1t hasn't formally bobbed
up at Topeka as yet, but it will no doubt
before the session ends. 1t is an estab-
lished proposition that criminals must
labor if they would live and retain their
mental faculties as well as physical Wig
or To return to the system of solitude
would be 5arbarous. There are about
fifty prisons in the United States in
which industrial labor is maintained,
though but few Of them are self-sup-
porting, and this furnishes text for no
little demagogy in the demand for the
abolition of convict labor. But it can't
be done in this enlightened age, as rea-
soning men who stop TO think must ad-
nit. What should be done, and all that
in justice can be done, is to SO employ con-
victs as will bring them least into COM
petition with the labor of honest people.
TO permit them to remain in idleness is
against humanity and against every pub
lie interest.
Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02
THE ARKANSAS ASSASSINATION.

In commenting upon the brutal assasi-
nation of Hon. John NJ. Clayton at Plum
merville, that state Tuesday night the
Fort Smith Journal says that at the time
of his murder he was engaged in taking
testimony in his contest for seat in the
Fifty-frst congress, to which, in all fair
ness, he was entitled. The circumstan-
ces surrounding this diabolical assassina-
ton were such as to make his death one
that will long be remembered and felt
throughout the state. The Journal fur
ther says:
1.-THE assassination of Hon. John NJ.
Clayton is peculiarly significant wheE 1t IS
remembered that it was in Conway county
last September that Republican majority
of over 800 was turned into Democratic
majority of $50 by fraudulent means,
which have never been more than feebfy
denied or disclaimed; that it was in Nor
rillton, in the same county, where Hon. NJ
w. Benjamin was met by mob and
shamefully maltreated on Monday even
ing before the congressional election in
November; and that it was at Plummer-
vile, in Conway county, where the ballot
box was stolen last November"
Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02

The public has been informed from
New York and other points. perhaps fifty
times, that certain places in the next
cabinet had at last been definitely settled
and disposed of, but yesterday the slate
was smashed by the announcement,
from q prominent public man, who
spoke knowingly, that Senator Allison
had peremptorily refused the offer of
the secretaryship of the treasury. 1t
may be so, of course-long practice has
made us a nation of shrewd guesSers-
but not one of the alleged well-informed
gentlemen who are graciously telling
the public all about it knows anything
more about it than the esteemed reader
himself. There is one man who does
know, but he isn't saying anything for
publication just at present. When Ben
jamin Harrison gets ready to take US
into his confidence. we shall all know
who is who and what is what And we
shall have no official, authoritative in
formation about the next cabinet until
Benjamin Harrison does get ready.
Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02

Farmers il this section are bnsy plow-
ing, and farming Is progressing IN good
stvle.-Caldwell News.
Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02

In cities of the first class what is needed
in amending the charter, is enlarged
powers for the people, not for the council.
-Atchison Champion
Yes, that is true, and the most direct
and effective way of doing it is for the
legislature to take the powers of self
government from forty thousand people
in Wichita and place it in the hands of
an executive council at Topeka. In
other words. enlarge the powers of the
people to keep their mouths shut and to
bear indignities without murmuring.
Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02

The London Times treats Bismarck's
recent public assertion that he and Lord
Salisbury are in perfect accord about
Samoan matters with frank incredulIty,
characterizing it as difficult to believe"
and remarking that Englishmen will be
curious to know 1.-The exact value" of it.
Moreover the Times is not at all satisfied
with Bismarck's utterances about East
Africa The News is apparently pre-
pared to believe the worst of Lord Sails
bury, but wonld like to know what new
sacrifice of English national dignity is
impending in the Samoan business, and
what is the price of Bismarck's friend
ship anyway. The tory Standard, how
ever, sees nothing to worry or complain
about. 1t may be remarked tibet there
doesn't appear, from this side. that
England has anything to fret over in the
matter
Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02

% pairs extra heavy scarlet SAP
IS pairs extra fine scarlet $500
10 pairs extra fine scarlet 1882
II pairs extra fine white $5.1S.
10 pairs extra heavy white S74S.
Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02
The Great Rush for Our Enbrdderies
Broke Our Stock all Up.

WHY?-Because they were unusually cheap.
CERTAINLYLBecause they were Of Superl
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS the designs were mo:
result was that we had no competition II
line Our les enormous and our inn
pletely demOraliZed. But
Wichita eagle., 1889-02-02
This Sale will continue until Thursday

THE COLD WAVE CAUGHT YOU
y BLIZZARD IS COMING
You will require warm comfortable bedding. We VIII
firSt-caSs low priced, genuine blanket and COM
f0rfS sails
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
Though Shaken Like a Leaf

BY the most trivial causes, weak nerves
are easily susceptible of inauguration, a
term which also imports, in this instance,
quietude. The nervous have but to use
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters Systematically
to overcome that super sensitiveness of the
human sensorium, which is subversive of
all bodily comfort and mental tranquility,
and which reacts most hurtfulIy upon the
system. The difficulty underlying this, as
well as many other ailments, is imperfect
assimilation, on less than incomplete diges-
ton of the food. In the discharge of both
the digestive and assimilative functions,
the Bitters are the most potent, the most
reliable auxiliary. AS the body regains
vigor and regularity by its aid the brain
and nervous SYSTEM are also benefit ed.
Persons subject to the influence of malaria,
dyspeptic and rheumatic invalids, and per
sons whose kidneys are inactive, should
also use the Bitters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
He WASN'T sORD!D.
But He Thought Six Months Long Enough
to Wait.
snail see.
June 81.

to Wait.
l had been sitting in the shade of q fence
corner for quarter of an hour when far
mer came along with an OK team and invited
me to ride with him. | was only fairly seat
ed when he said:
''Sad thing happened back there about six
months ago."
"Indeedl'
Eyes; that ere blamed off OK SHED at a
paper in the road and run US into ditch and
tipped the wagon over.
''Yes.n
martha was along. Crushed the gizzard
right out of her, and she was dead when l
picked her up. Funeral cost me $40 was
Just looking at the bill Had coffin with
six silver plated handles. Ever lose your
wife?'
'Never"
Awful sad thing Haw there, Buckl She
had two unmade dresses in the house, which
were left on my hands. Guess I'll get shet of
them, however-guess 1 will Whoa! you
yaller oxl Undertaken said we could scrape
along with four handles to the coffin, but
told him to make 'em an even half dozen.
Teller can't afford to be small about those
things. Say, you know what belongs to man
ners, ehF'
81 hope So"
Guessed you did, even if you are afoot. l
want to ask you how long a widower has to
wait before taking another. There's no law,
yer know, but sort of custom. Is it a yeargn
''Some wait year"
"And some only three or six months?"
1--WE heard of second marriage within a
week OF two"
TOO soon-a leetle too soon, he answered,
as he stroked his thin whisbers. Looks too
sordid and grasping, you see Neighbors
would probably talk, too. Couldn't com
plain about six months, could theyP
Il should think not"
That's twenty-four weeks or 1GS days, you
see. Nothing sordid about that, ehs It's
coming off next week"
'What? Your marriagegn
That's it. Bin engaged five days now,
and it's to come off next Wednesday, Her
name is Feeble Awful hard to get up airly
and keep hustling all day. Had my eye on
her ever since the day of the funeral but
you needn't mind telling it. Folks is Cos
sipy, you know. Git up, you lazy beasts!
Say, want to ask bout another thing"
''Weng"
"Havn't got Martha any tombstone yet.
Have to git one, won't IE'
why, yes"
''If didn't they'd say was sordid, wouldn't
they!"
They might"
would you put a lamb or a dove on it?'
That's just as you feel"
Has it got to read Martha, IT, first and
most beloved wife of Aaron SnyderF"
Not necessarily"
kin jist put on: Erected to the memory
of Martha Snyder, who died April %, 1882 u
"Why, yes"
"And have it quietly taken up and set up,
and not let on to the other. 1 see. Nothing
sordid about Feeble, but SIGH things grind,
you know. Do you take the cross road' Wall,
good day. Glad we met. Seemed some six
months was long enough, but kinder wanted
an outside opinyun. Had six handles, you
remember, but the neighbors might call me
sordid and shut us out on quilting bees and
corn hlykings New York Sun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22

Surveys in the territory of Utah have
been approved and plats of same have this
day been filed in the local United States
land Office at Salt Lake city, Utah. as fol
lows: Township / south, range west;
township south, range west; township
10 south, range west; township - SOUTH
range 10 west; township IS south, range :
west: Townships south, range west, of
the Salt Lake base and meridian.
ELLSWORTH DAGGETT,
L. S. Surveyor-General for Utah.
SALT LAFE, June 81.
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Philadelphia, Pa; C. a. Heimtsh, Lancaster.
Pa: Mir Rouse, Mr.. Lloyd, V. Cole, Cincinnati;
Z. a. Druebe and WIFE j. B. Wright and VIE,
Chicago: C. w. Babeocl Miss Starrett, Miss
Kramer, Brooklyn, n. y; A. r. Bailey, Cam
bridge, Mass; L. n. Griffin, Boston; Prof. Bed
ford, n. Y; c. B. johnson and wlIe, Middleton
Tennessee: C. f. Dare and wife, Brldgetown
p. J, j. II. Manning and wife, PlttSheld, Mass. :
Sed Joshiyn, Boulder, Colorado; Miss Manning,
Pittsfeld, Mass; NJ. Knowles, A G. Bishop
Z. L. Chaplin, Ogden; j. j. Mclean, st. Louis
THE WALKER. L. Hart, Louisville, KY;
81 Greenwood T. H Burchell, New York: Geo
Stone. Denver; W. Strong Washington; Misses
Strong, Washington; A. Field, Omaha; +.
Wentworth Chicago; w. r. Dupee, Boston;
AMI. Dodd and wife, Newark, n. j.: M .
Gage, Riverside, California; Mrs. IL Z. Macniei'
Miss Bessie Macniel, Miss Corrie Macniel, Buf
falo, New York; Miss F. y. Huntington GleVe-
land j. Jacobs, San Francisco: j. M Lei
York; James Forsyth, Omaha: John Porter
field, Allegheny; George K Stevenson, Pltts-
burg; e. A Littletield, Ogden; 10. camp
bell, Denver; G. G. Nickirk and wife Canon
City: Charles E. Dohme and wife, Charles
Hegenberg and wife, Miss Helen Hegenber5,
Carl Hegenberg, Baltimore; j. NJ. Mcneil ana
wife Mrs Nan Smith. Pennsylvania Henry
f. Risch NJ. D., Miss Risch, Brooklyn New
York: DR.. S. p Brown and wife, Miss Brown,
Ilgin, Ill; H. S. Wallace Ogden j. NJ.
Wright, Denver.
THE CULLEN-J. NJ, Rcseboroueh, D: D
Roseborough. Bolton, Texas; L. II. White
EkdlSbOu, W yOlllli5 -. OS'o-4'
J. B. Mcguire, Chicago; 4. z. Marsh, San Fran
cisco; VIM. ellison, Cincinnati, o.; X. IL. smith,
Appleton, wisconsin; Mrs M. Williams and
Los Angeles. California; Mrs. E. II. Deyian,
san Francisco j. f. Leggett, Oakland; c. u.
Brown, Boston; John y. McQuillan, Fred ii.
Newco1nbe, New York City; ). NJ. Adams and
wife, Cleveland, Ohio; F. H. Hilmans, Park
City; Mrs. H. Hliloughly and boy Denver; j. d.
Jones, Provo; A. j. Barrett and wife, Roches,
ter, n. Y. W. n. Dusenberry, Provo; T. W.
Taylor, New York; +. E. Zelli, st. Louis; S. V.
lie Sieur, Thistle; w. H. Wilson and wife.
DpnNpr-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
A Request Corsplied With.

For pure cheek, here is letter from New
York. An architect of whom we have never
heard writes from New York to say that he
has removed to more commodious and per-
manent quarters, and asks us to please note
the change of address. A notice of this kind
is generally looked upon by newspaper as
an advertisement, still we have much pleas
ure in acceding to the architects request and
beg to state that Mr.. Blank has removed his
offices from No. - street to No. DE
troit Free Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
ADJUSTMENTS.


The fourth night of the Bostonians at
the Grand drew a good house last evening,
one not so large as that which saw
''Fatinitza" but one popularity larger than
that which came out to the Bohemian
Girl" The excellence of the performances
by this company is so much of an old
story that it is almost needless to particu-
larize. ERA DiavOlo'' was given with
all the usual completeness and
finish, and though it has been done
here several times before, it was never
done as a whole so well nor so much in its
entirety. Tom Karl played the leading
role and though lacking in the dash with
which Carleton invested it, his delineation
was much enjoyed by the audience. Miss
Cordon's Zerlna was very pretty crea-
ton, unsteady and dramatically; the ''un-
Dress scene in which Miss Alta Norman
once so nearly caused a stampede for the
doors in the theatre, was managed deli
cately, and Miss COrdon's beautiful head
of hair almost won an encore;
strong hit was made by COwles
and rockingham as the two bandits, and
the former had great recall for his rem
dering of the bass solo; Mr.. Hoff sang and
acted in his quiet but effective manner, and
Mr. Barnabee and Miss Bartlett made all
possible out of the comedy roles.
This afternoon the BoStOnlanS Will sing
Offenbach's very amusing comic opera,
''The Poachers," with strong singing ana
comedy cast which includes He Barnabee,
Edwin w. Hoff, George rockingham,
Eugene Cowles, Carlotta Maconda and
Louise Bianchi. Tonight their brilliant
season closes with what is promised as
really magnificent production of 'Pyg-
malion and Galatea' everywhere described
as the grandest work attempted by the
company All theatre goers are familiar
with Gilbert's mythical tory, sand when it
is told that the music is by Thomas the
composer of "Mignor,' and the cast
includes nearly the entire strength of the
company, it is enough to crowd the house.
They use their own special scenery proper
ties and draperies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
HON HE BECAME FAM0US.

z The Walker, Iowa, Nclrs says: Our old
friend, Robert Baird. of Muscatine, Iowa,
has been secretary of the state senate. and
an active politician for years, but was never
generally known until he had the collie, and
used Chamberlain's Colo. Cholera ana
Diarrhoea Remedy, and got into one Of their
advertisements. Now he is famous ="
Here is what Mr. Baird said: "While in
Des Moines / was taken with a severe at
tack of bowel complaint. For two days ]
suffered intensely, trying several drug
stores and paying them for relief, but in
vain. ! finally bought a small bottle OF
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy, and two doses of that brought me
out all right 1t costs less than the drug
store preparations and l have the balance
for future use. l consider it a grand
remedy" Twenty-Five and 80 cent bottles
for sale by L. G. NJ. l. drug department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22

territory of Wyoming seems to have mon
opolized it all, and reports Of snow and
wintry weather was reported from there.
The very warm weather Of the 18th, 18Th
and 18th was due to q stormy atmosphere,
with partial formation and VITA a local
sluggish eastern atmospheric movement,
which changing to the west just prior to
midnight of the 18th, returned with greater
density and formation, and gave US the
violent storm of last Saturday, the 18th.
News of damage by storms will be
great feature of our Geographic news the
coming week, and snow and wintry
weather will not surprise me. Wonder
how much of the above we shall get! We
shall see. THOMAS WEBB
lime 81
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
Destroying a Fine Moral.

Uncle Clearwater NOTED temperance apos-
tie, on visit to his nephew, looking out of
parlor window)-What fine building that is
across the wayI
Nephew-Yes, yes; but the owner built it
out of the blood. the aches and groans of his
fellowlnen; out of the grief of crying chill
dren and the woe of waiting women.
Uncle C.-Ah! a rum seller, of course!
Yes, yes!
Nephew-O, no; he's dentist-Toronto
Grin
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22

The following is extracted from an address
by the Bishop of Peterborough Or. Magee1 to
a class of candidates for ordination:
''Most of you," he said, viii do well to
avoid action in the pulpit. shall never for
get a raw boned curate l once had, with
hands like legs of mutton. can see him still
preparing for a grand peroration, and lean
ing over the pulpit with outstretched de-
pendent palms, as he exclaimed, Paws me
brethren, pawsr-London Exchange
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
Cliff HOUSE.

Located Cor. Main and Third South Streets.
The Cliff is the best 81 per day house
west of Chicago. Rooms large, cool and
airy. new and handsome furniture, electric
lights. and all the latest conveniences and
accessories Dining hall spacious and per
feet in its appointment Table first-class.
Rooms may be secured by telegraph.
ANDREW c. BRIXEN 81 BRO, Props.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
4 Successful Struggle.

Charlie stayed pretty late last night, didn't
he, Lil?" asked Sister Kate the next morning.
eyes" said Lii, sleepily, 1--WE were trying
the pigs in clover puzzle till nearly eleven
o'clock"
"And did you get the pigs in the pen, Lil?"
asked Kate, eagerly.
mo, we didn't; but 1 got my finger in this
solitaire diamond ring "-Somerville Journal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
IN YOUR EYE!

Tomorrow, another blustery, stormy
time visits US, and during the after part of
the day rapid fall of temperature.
Twelve days ago thought Utah would
have had cold spell, but our neighboring
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
GENTLEMEN'S LIST.

Anderson \ Mead FA
Arson Carl Macllay Ed
AbruqviSt G 4 Martin w c
Burch d Beac Mohun W j
Brandman Louis Mackay J c
Baniger Robert McReary
Creary c Mcbride NJ
Cowley c Nageh Jacob
Canal Henry Nilsson
ClisSOld George Olsen
Cunningham 10 Peterson H H
Clark J II Phillips E
Cusanovich GrOyan Petersen L +
Dunno Hon Il Z Pearson Olaf
Dennis j Pitts Vance
DecicCO Paine w ii
limerick 4 Roberts A
Eldredge Charles Reynolds N II
Edwards John Ruger Van
Eichnor Otto Schutt Albert2
Evans w II Slice A J
Evans W p Simpree II
first National Bank Stewart John
Fuller J L Stetter jay
Grifis II Sundeu =
Grimberts 8 S Sprague Solomon
Pullman George Stanton r J
Free w T Sherman y G.
Free w BIZ st Clair W Il
Herbman E " Smith James
Hagan Al ThorogoOd a +
Hamilton G Tu!iegence & Son
Jackson S ThomasC
James Thomas Tay0en + J
James Vernon Teary z Il
James J N Taylor Louis +
James J r Nelson w
Kirley Charles Williams W S
Kraft w Willard 5
Lavier Walsh L
Lewis Pat c Westman
L1wry ] W Walters E NJ
Lee S A Young Sarah
MaJcoslle Anton Zook D
Mairbank A Zerger M
Mashert c CH
C.R. BARRATT, p. NJ.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22
PERSONAL MENTION.

/. Il. KENNARD, of Pennington, is in town.
Lake yesterday.
JOHN JONES, OF Spanish Fork, was among the
visitors 20 Salt Lake yesterday.
ARTHUR f. PRATT, who has been attending
the law school at Ann Arbor, has returned home
for 4 summer vacation.
NIEIS z. NIELSEN, William r. Butler, Francis
Webster, Simon TOpham Joseph Barney, Syl-
vester f. Jones ana L. d. Watson We're all re
leased from the penitcntiary yesterday.
AT THE HOTELS.
THE WHIrE-J. NJ Thompson, Green River
James W. Gallady. Denver; f. +. Mccullough,
Los Angeles; H. Myers, Ogden; 5. }. d; Dins-
more, Texas; J. Brooks Stockton; i: Hansen,
Lemhi Valley, Ida; Thomas Marie Bingham:
Jim Butler, Park City: A. L. DAVIS, Chicago. a.
Farley J. Greenwall, W. Brown. L. AaTtHsOn,
E. Ensign; A. Hestn ark, B. Newman, Y. Roy
J. Herrck Ogden; JDO Bull ;hd VIE, r on,
Ills: VIM. Ehrler, White; VIM. l[atieid Gu-
reka Frank Taylor and wife, Los Angeles; N ar
tin Taylor A. +. Hestmark, Caraboo, Ida. John
B9iey, Ogden: +. D. Howar7. Port Townsend:
J. H. Claudeis, wife and son, Los Angeles; Mrs.
Z. G. Goddard and son, st. Louis; Arthur j.
Russ, Kansas City; S; L. Bottom, Sparta, MS;
J. Jones, Alta; Mike O'Connell and wife, Polka
tello Ida sixty-two Phillips excurSioniSts.
TEE Cliff. NJ. Davis and wife, Cincinnati;
H W. Ennen, A Sembenick, F. Lesage, Lead
vile; S. SeluZer, Omaha; Mrs. A. z. Knapp,
Nj. Morris, Michigan; L. d. White Evanston
w E. Maycocs, Ogden; ]. L. Davis, Pueblo;
James Galbraith, Galveston. Texas; James
Ellis, It. D. Hernott, Salida; John B. Rover,
San Diego; A. w. Crandall, Cincinnati; Gar
ain Ricketts,. hamas; f. Mason and wife,
Ogden: II. Bullen Price; j. L. Lantz, Hash
man, Ohio; S +. Harting and wife, San Fran
cisco; b. H. Wilde and wife, StAugustine, Fla;
A c. Freed Carrolton, Mo.
THE CoNTINENTAL-P. E. Gordon and wife,
Syracuse, N. Y; F. c. King, Kansas City, C. H.
Hinman. Denver; R. II. Ross Omaha: Geo. F.
smith. Ohio: n A. Robins and son, Cheyenne;
ii. g. Stolphen, b. E. Hamilton, Chicago; S. H.
Moore, Sioux City; C. F. Danbach, Lincoln,
Neb Edvo PlumIner and wife, Mrs. Amelia
Ferry J. Il Benjamin and wife, G. W. Kitchen
and wife, H W. Whitney and wife, Mr. Whit
nev, New York; F. Wilcox, Waterbury, Conn;
Ions Hopp, Cleveland, o.; r. Holman. Empo-
ria Kan. ; G. W. KeI edy, Pottsville, Ia: A. II.
Stein and WIFE Reading, Pa; J. Rupert, Gin
0iRnati, Ohio: G. L. Hecker Cleveland,
GSbhio: G. Mennen and wife, Newark, n. j.;
a. F. Ebert and wife, Miss Ebert Chicago; Leo
Eljel. South Bend, Indiana: >. N. Ridseel1er,
Mrs Ross, Lebanon, Pa; j. Maisch and wife.
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Perfectly Willing.

Wife, wish you would push this baby
carriage little way.
Husband-Well, l will, if you will carry
the baby.-Boston Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22

"After all, j" remarked the student of Scrip
ture, Samson was the greatest dramatic
actor who ever lived"
"How do you make that out?" queried the
listener.
'Why, no man," explained the speaker,
lever brought down the house as he did. y
Chicago Globe.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-06-22

DCough away if you want to, but if not
use Hale's J{one,' of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one
minute