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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-07-01

From all the misty morning air there comes sum-
A murmur. Of waters from skies and trees and
ground"
w HEN GLIDER WROTE THIS HE MUST HAVE
HEARD SOME SUCH "MURMUR OF WATERS"
As WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT NOON TO-DAY
BUT THE MURMUR IS GONE AND THE WATERS
ARE GOING toUT OF OUR CELLARs). AND NOW
YOU'LL WANT SOME THIN CLOTHING FOR THE
"DRoUTH" THAT IS PROPHEsIED.
WE ARE HERE TO SUPPLY YOU WITH THE
CHEAPEST AND BEST THINGS IN THE LINE OF
Hor.wEArHER CLOTHING.
sERGEs AND LIGHT CHEvIoTs.
FOR COOL DAYS
SILK. MoHAIR. AI.PAcAs, sEERsUCKER. LINEN
AND COTTON.
FOR HOT DAYS.
WHITE AND FANCY VESTS
FOR ANY TIME
THE BEST LINE OF FINE THIN sTUFFs IN
THE CITY.
4 h BARNuM 4 90.
III OH PENNSYLVANIA AVE-
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To ATLANTIC CRY VIA B. & O.-The shortest,
quickest, and best route to Atlantic City is via
b. d o. R. r. Parlor car service on all express
trains. Street cars direct from B. d o. depot
at Philadelphia to the Atlantic City ferry Of the
Reading R. r. Hanson cab service to same
point.--AdUt
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BOARDING.

TTnE AUBURN. PEyNsYLvANIA AVE-. cORNKR
prices my28-2ms
TINE WEBSTER 6l8 18TH 81. NV. SIGHT.
seers home; contrnl TO al points Of intereet; new
furniture elegsnt rooms, With board % 70 e10; ps.
day, n TO S2. J. A. DEWITT. Prop. Ait-dm
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In New York yesterday John Foster acct
dentally shot and fatally wounded his brother
Philip, fifteen years old, with a pistol he was
carelessly handling.
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WANTED MISCELLANEOUS

WANTED MISCELLANEOUS
WANTED-To BUY THE STOCK AND Fly.
w turse Of Grocery Store. come rood hus,pess
g vqqld rent stcrs room In good location. Addrsss
Box 81, 0tax ol1cA Js2p-3ts
WANTED-TO BORROW $4,000 AT Pm CENT
w for 3 yeerS On improved property cloos 20 c1ty
Nerfhwesf No commission; ample security; psy est
o. searShss - wuungn
NANTED-H DAuM PAYS THE HIGH FsT CASH
w prices for secondhand Furniture, CarpStS and
Feethsra Entire Households . specially. Addrsss
219 It'll st AZ. Seso
VUANTED-A LADY OWNING HER OWN HOUSE
w will take care of Handsome Piano for the oocs-
sonal use Of Il RxsPoGslBLk Star olkoa
WANTED-60- CA1TA 80 MEN TO WORK ON
w Canal Kpply Old hsnk building, xcaueducs
bridge. 0sorsetown. RECKER : bLUNSLOR
WANTED-FLUTE AND VIOLIN LESSONS BE-
w enners. e5 psf quarter; Typswrittng; syntscti-
cal accuracy: Low ratsA Room SO. st Cloud Blds.
WANTED-TOBUY-QOO SECOND HAND0EN
w temen's Clothes, 0ms, Pistols, &c, for which
aSi ss p''0s ak 1ksAR $50 1901 p SisS e
WANTED-ooOD sEOoNp-HANp CLOTHING
hiehest cash pricss WIN fe paid Can LxsETY's
Loan Ohnce. 20l Penn ava. corner 2d st. n. w. my26
WANTED-STEAM CARPET CLEANING AND
w Renovating WORM; Testhers Renovated, NAT
sfecses ND 4SsE furpitSye steamed and Moths DE-
apl1-7m
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FOR RENT--STABLES.

NOR RENT-IN REAR 1924 9TH ST. n W., AC-
II commodations for two horses and three carriages
Price $40 per month. Opposite The Portland, con-
tans four stalls and room for four Carriages coach
mans quarters, &c. Price S25 per month.
je29-7t THOS. J. FISHER CO., 1924 st. NV.
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FOR RENT-STORES.

IrOR RENT STORE 2l6 10TH st. NEAR
II wholesale market and La. /; suitable for CON-
mission or grocery business psrtculHrly. Inquire
S26 La. ave. je1S-3m
fectionery, druggist tailor other light business;
LII q ct. NV. Rent $40. Keys adjoining. Jelo-3m
lrOR RENT STORE, PLATE-GLAss SHOW
II windows, 80 feet deep IL near st.. being 1929 Z
st.. near corner Penn. ave and 9Th Ut. NV. Apply
q. BECKER, 1345 Pennsylvanta ave. Je4-1m
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WANTED--HOUSES.
WANTED-ROOMS.

WANTED-FOUR UNFINISHED ROOMS, WITT
and board three persons Box so Star once ie2y-3
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PERSONAL.

PERSONAL.
nR. = B. TRNEYCK HAS REMovED HIS DIN
lJtal Once and residence 1901 D It n. v corner
Of 10th St The red hsrdics psss the door my1-3m'
4 GENTIFMAN UP 10 VERY RECENTLY HOLD
"a Ing 4 respousible government posItion under
heavy bond removed for political reasons alone, de-
siree place e Collector something similar. for
busuess houselp city GOOD references aud bond vso
u peoesssry Zddrs1 APPLICANT. AnAoustia, d. q.
Ew LINN, A 4 Ivy Instituse
A2O1ms southwest cor. 9Th and 4 sta q. y.
4 VTHoRiEED RfyATE DETECIIyI AQIN5k
%u1,,ess.Ses p.o@!: s ssssnc' e NJ ;fjc g.
sssr. v26 fnw. nykSn.
TUsTaT oIp sTAND Ig Ty1 OH fIAQ
sold q Esspssis6s pEs0sA Aadrsss 81 eausse1sDs@
no. u11
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

~, tLACE as NURSE; good references Cali At 5oz
w like situation as COMPANION for an old lady;
no objection 70 Leaving the CITY, Address REFINED
WANTED-BY A. BOY AGED IA. A SITUATION
yosss % siHs I'd earnest Cal or
WANTED-GO TO DICKS AGENCY FOR COOKS.
w Housemsids, Waitress Nurses, Laundress Coach.
ct. NV. Also European Steamship agent. jyI-5t
sns
buffers SAINT c6SMBE Sis syis
WANTGEDsnsBY YOUNG Man. SITUATION
Box 1885, q Star can
WANTEDaBY A GOOD. COLORED WOMAN,
saay sua aSas rs CsSa r private
WANTED . BY RESPECTABLE COLORED
w Girl Situation ChamberInaid or Nurse in
.T ns Call or
WANTED-.BY A YOUNG CoLoRED WOMAN
w place AZ Chambermaid or Nurse good refer.
Union Bet 18th snd i' 5,S I'M i ana e..
WANTED-BY A YOUNG CoLoRED WOMAN. A
ath !. fl1ss as Nurse or chAmOsrnaid Cali at so
WANTED-IN DRUG STORE AN ASSISTANT
Who has had experience in the business Address
WANTED-A SITUATION BY A RESPECTABLE
w Colored Woman, to Cook or do Laundry Work
In private family. with good city references Call
address 1907 U st. NV. It,
WANTED : SITUATIONS FOR FIRST-CLAsS
W German Bartenders Walters, Maids; also White
aud Colored Nurses, Drivers Hostlers Clerks tor
stores, &C; White Cooks FOR families. bUhNHAM,S,
90 9th stn NV 1e3Y-6t@
NVyANTED-BY EXPERIENCED MIDWIFE (DI.
w plolna), Care of Lady During Confinement would
go monthly nurse: could accommodate q lady at
home, private, comfortable and healthfuI first
class physicians references. Mrs. TAYLOR, 325 Ut.
Sc. Je29-3t'
XVANTED-A LADY DESIRES POSITION AS Wis.
w iting Teacher or Pupils at hoIne Latin. French,
German, English, mathematics, drawing, painting;
Kindergarten for little ones best references Address
NJ. A. Star office. je29-3t
MANIFESTATION HOUsEKEEP.
w aud all employers furnished highly recon-
mended Servants, Clerks &c. Applications for gov
sane 'n terms. p CITY ISfEfIiGENcE ofFicE. III
II st. u. W. 1e29-6ts
WANTED-BY YOUTH OF Is, WHO UNDER.
w stands Bookkeeping, Position Clerk in store
office where there is chance for advancement. Good
references. Address BOX 62. Star Office. je29.3t'
WANTED-BY A SINGLE GERMAN MAN, A
w place Hover and Vegetable Gardener. Good
reference. Address 4. GARI AER, Star Office 1885,
WANTED = SITUATION BY A FIRST-CLASS
w Man Cook-can take charge, and have no objec-
ton going away Address &. L. D.. 12lO 10th st. NV.
Al ANTED-A YOUNG GIRL WISHES PLACE
in . hotel or summer resort. Address Box 81. Star
office. Je2S-3ps
WANTED-BY RESPECTABLE WHITE LADY,
w settled and experienced, Position as House,
keeper, Companion to lady has best u references.
Address A. NJ r.. l7l9 18th st. NV. je2s-3t
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IrOR RENT-wEST END FLATS-262O x ST,
u near New Signal Ofacs-fve large rooms and bath,
range, with all moderate improvements, gas meter,
coal cellar Reference required Rent $40. Apply TO
Janitor je2b 81
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cover from about 1t and held 1t up, cast
ing an anxious look at me to see ii ad.
mired the gift, 1t was book mark such
as children make, and on it, in letters in
which many of the stitches were put in
wrong was "Tom Erven."
"That's not my name, you little
goose"
"Isn't it spelled righty'
"No. It's I-r-w-i-n."
She looked so stupefied and woebe-
gone at her blunder that pitied her. If
we hadn't been in view of the other
children, think I could have spoken a
kind word to her.
Wont you take it, anywaya' she
asked ruefully.
The quickest way to get rid of her was
to accept it.
eyes, I'll keep it. Now run along"
Her face frightened up and was sur
prised at so much expression. II she
had not so many freckles and such red
hair, and had more flesh on her bones
she wouldn't be so i'll looking after all,
thought. AS she skipped away she turn
ed and gave me grateful look; such n
look as peasant might give prince.
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A REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR.

Alright, spelled your name incorrectly. :"
glanced again at the book mark.
Something in her manner caused me 10
scent danger. Suddenly it broke in upon
me like flash. The original had been
misspelled.
"The n-n-n-ame 10 written a great
many ways" stammered.
II spelled it E-r-v-e-n."
"You couldn't have done that
20, yes, did; l remember 1t perfect
ly. Little girls are sensitive. At least
was, and felt your rebuke at my blum
der very keeDly."
Twas wiping the perspiration from my
brow. 1t seemed TO me had never seen
30 stern, so contemptuous an expression
on any woman's face.
"That's g-g-good way to spell it,"
remarked wildly.
She took the book mark and the visit
ing card from the table. "You see they
agree" she said.
"Isnt it odd?"
every odd"
II must have made a mistake"
She concentrated her gaze upon me in
what seemed to me one glance of wither-
ing contempt.
c "You are very much mistaken If you
think to impose that brand new book
mark ON me for the one gave you"
Oh for an earthquake, a cyclone, any
thing 10 change the situationl
"How ridiculousi" muttered, trying
10 force a laugh and put humorous
view on IL ALL"
She declined 10 see anything ludicrous
In the act. She became more grave, If
possible. than ever.
/ picked up the bookmark and bent
my hot face down over it TO hide my
confusion. ] had lost all presence Of
mind. Ny ideas wers iD state Of chaos.
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"You SEEM SURPRISED y

mat was Jhe last saw or Reddie at
school. The next day she was taken
with symptoms which developed into ty-
phoid fever, and was kept at home. Her
absence was great relief TO me, and !
wished when she recovered, If she ever
should, that she would go to some other
school.
Between IA and "a years Of age there
comes great change When at "a !
looked back on my childhood and
thought how careless was of the feel
ings of others. was surprised. Yet it
must be confessed that what had gained
in one way had lost in another. had
acquired polish and prevarication; had
learned to say pleasant things to young
ladies, and was considered quite an adept
in this respect, Besides, did not scorn
to practice petty impositions, to flatter
them to gain their favor.
soon became tired of society, which
was unfortunate for my mother and sis
ters, for whom was the only available
escort. Still, was occasionally dragged
by them into the gay whirl. One night
had been unwillingly appropriated to
escort my sisters to dancing party. 1t
was Christmas night, 1851. had given
up dancing, and stood looking on with
my arms folded.
''Tom," said my sister Mary, coming
up to me with her cheeks all aglow-
she had just finished dance-''you look
too blase for anything. Iwant to intro
duce you to young lady"
tried to beg off.
"She's a beauty, and so unusual
beauty" Mary urged. She put her arm
through mine and led me to the girl in
question. After introducing me she
slipped away.
If ever there was case of love at first
sight, it came to me at that moment. The
girl was indeed a beauty; a graceful fig
ure, fair complexion, eyes a dark liquid
brown, hair a soft shade of Titien.
Her first remark startled me,
sits long while since we met, Mr..
Irwin"
"It is indeed scrutinized her fea-
lures; / didn't remember to have ever
seen her before. rE ara
"That was a noble act of yours"
Twas not only surprised, was amazed.
l remembered no act Of nay life that
could be called NOBLE"
"You don't know what I'm talking
about or who ! am at all. +" She laughed
with keen enjoyment, while was no
more enlightened than before.
How do you like the shade OF my
hairY she asked.
Its very beautiful" spoke in
dignified tone. was becoming vexed
with all this quizzing.
II wonder If you would know me by
my old name" shs said.
'Try me and see"
"Reddie.'
Upon nay world"
i looked At the beautiful creature BE-
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FOX the cure Of the inf lmmation and cor
gesttnn called "A cold In the head" there 1
'nure .o'ency in Ely Cream Balm than IN an,
hlnE else II 10 possible - nlscrib. This pr
arhIlOn has for years past boen making
prll iahi saecess as Q remedy for cold IN Ia
cad, catarrh and hay lever, Used in the init,
ages OF these complaints cream Balm prevent
my serious deYeiOpm Mt Of the symptoms Win
llinost numberless cases are on record of ,dlc.
ures OF chr mic cltarrh, after ali modes ,
reatments have iailet
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100 La,lies Named,

Aud 100 men to call at druggists, for a
free package of Lanes Famiy Medicine
he great root and herb remedy, discovered
by N Silas Lane while in the Rocky noun
Trims. For diseases of the blood, liver al.
iidneys it is positive cure. For constila
ion and clearing up the complexion it doe
wonders. Children like it, Everyon
raises it. Large.size package, so cents
IT all druggist
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Fortunale Father ana Son.

Siam as certain us now live" saws
!. Bartholomew, of, Ka kaskas Mich, I'll,
Dr. David Kennedys Nyorite Remedy.
s"ndout, N. Y, saved my lie when wa
rctim II that terrible renal dis.rler-
irighrs Disease My son had fever sol
"a has eg. lie, too, used i'avorite Rene.
nd is nuw well. Rdt for this meji ins
m sure both father and son would ha.
cen SIX feet under the sod
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"Shall spin em New Years yarn
luntieY" asked the old gentleman of a
white haired lady who was knitting by
the light ON the center table, at the
same time giving her a knowing look.
"Of course not" she replied, half
frowning and half smiling.
There's only one thing ever happened
% me on New Years eve, and I've re-
nembered that always
sis it a love story7' asked one of the
girls.
"Well, kind of one. Bring out some
nuts and apples, and give us another
stick Of wood for the fire, and I'll SEE
what can make of what happened to
me on New Years eve, 1851"
The old gentleman's requirements hav
ing been attended to, the boys and girls
ranged themselves round the fire and the
story was begun. He looked straight at
"Auntie" while he told 1t, evidently en-
joying its effect upon her more than on
the younger listeners.
SIS ~U. -.
She was the homeliest girl in the school;
there can be no doubt about that. She
was freckled, her hair was red, not a
dark shade of red, but fiery. She had
struggled with whooping cough, and
measles, and scarlet fever, and every
other disease that childhood is heir "a
until she was little more than skin and
bones, There were girls with faces
more expressive OF disagreeable disposi-
tions, but for pure homeliness Reddie
would have taken the prize 10 any hon.
estly conducted show for ugly girls.
Reddie was not her real name, but every
one called her Reddie because her hair
was 80 red.
We were all very young ehildlen~rat
laaEi Ragt u W wssA llsAalA 1TkEts
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Hints That are net,er than Gold.

If yoa h uN,;d toath. sluggish b, wei,
an in the small ovour bacE, nervoilsne,
rgfidIuess, your vital organs are sadl
1t Of order. y mere "doSe If physic vii
. II help Won. Yonr only wise course ist
Ike DIR. David Ksnnedv's Favorito Rene
hond"ut, N. Y, and cleanse yolr sy
I'M of the Impurities. 1t regulates t!
.iyer and Kilnevs.
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Must Have Been a small Rose.

A Florida editor says; Last week wa
picked a rose in our garden which meas
ures thirteen and one-haH inches in cir.
conference" He doesn't give the size
Of the rose, but il couldn't have been very
large If it was grown in a garden only
thirteen and one-half inches in circum-
terence.-Norristown Herald.
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EPOCH,

The transition from long, lingering and pa
le liie Of the Individual such remarka
sehf IS treasured IN tile memory and agen
Hereby the good health has heen- attained
Slt lully blessed, Hence II Is that 50 much
card IN praise OF Eletrlc BitterS SO many u.
iey owe their restoration to health To tile use,
re- Great Alternative aud Tonic. II you-'i Il
dubbed with any disease of Kidneys, Liver
tnnaeh, or long or short standing you will siI
D.. and IL per nottle at REFERS Drugstore
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Annabel-Mamma, wish you would
get me little dog; think it would he
such good company for me.
Mrs. Mushroom-What brand Of dog
do you wish, darlingl
Annabel-I want pug.
Mrs. Mushroom-There you go with
your vulgarness again; you must say
retrousse. "Pug" is horrible common
America.
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Great mistakes have been made in IN,
@or by surprising many nervous trouhl
we're due 70 bad blood. Thus headache
i's, dizzlness, slerplessness, etc, are aiw..
lue TO eakR 50 or irritation Of the nery
n the BRAIN dyspepsia, pain, wind etc.,
Weakness OF the nerves of the stoma,.
" ak lungs is caused by weakness of M
p'rls; billio isness, constipation, etc. q,
weakness of the nerves of the E,r
owels; pains, irregularity, lerlity
erangemenl Of the uterine nerves. f.,
al wea Sngss, nr. Miles great nerve an
brain fond surpasses all other remedie
r-ial bottles free at Biery or Thomas dru
tore,
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A SENSIBLE MAN

'ould Use kemps Balsam for the throa
.nd lungs. 'ltis curing more casesof { oughs
ODDS. Asthma, Bronchitis, Group and a.
throat and Lungs Troubles. tn n AN the
ledleine. The proprietor has authorize an
lrnggist To give Won sample Bottle Free /,
Won Of the merit Of this great rem
,Y. L,rge Bottle SOC and 81.
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salt Rhsum

With its intenss iichinR, dry, hot skin
men broken iho uainf ca;ks. and IN,
little watsry pmples, en- causes indies
10 BILE suffering. Hoo sSarsapiri liza ha
ndert power over this 4 seise.
lies the blood and expes hs humo RI
d the skin heals without a. err. Send
b,ok clntaining many 4 te ,ents o
IS. Q 2. 1. Hood & Co, Apot iecaries
DWELL. Mss.
In the race Of lie Il Isn't The fast man
who sOnsI out ahead.
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Didn't Want a Girl.

Last summer my wife's health was a
un down, and she waned me to hire .
, do the work. In a little while | foun
me thought would snit her, when to M
: Irprise she said need not hire any on
she felt much better, AMI thought a.
iher bottle Of Sulphur Bitters would cur
,er. Donald Grey, Al Worcester squar
'uston,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

She didn't say anything, but continued
to look up at me shyly, as though she
knew it was a great presumption for her
TO offer me gift,
"What is ity" asked in no kindly tone.
Something ] made for you"
'Idon'twant IT," | said, turning away.
please, Tom. #" she said, won't you
take itY'
! cast a glance at her; she was svi-
denhy full Of some deep feeling.
What have yon gotf' 1 queried.
''ft'E Gully this Andahe took tbs nanar
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Some Startling Facts.

The offlclal returns from cards Of HeaIi
show hal nearly three tour h5 If all deaths
rom C0nsumDtion, " en- we tnink over III
ttot tits really awful, though every case stnrt
With simple cough or cold, rea ize how IN
lortant 1t is 10 check tn t. rible malady whic
can he lone by using Puritan Cough and t'u'
'umption Cuse Price rs. cents. At Thoma,
rug store.
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shoel.Lnr omoltr 20 Amman.

Mistress-Did you drown the kittens
as directed, Mariei
Marie-Yes, madam.
"Did you warm the waterS"
"No, madam"
"Whatl Do you mean to tell me that
you drowned those poor kittens in ice
cold water; You cruel girli"-Pick Me
TIN
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

Asa horse and catt.e 10 lun IA walton OIL has
proven itseli an iniatlibl. remedy II has r.
crttd he hearty indorsemeui OF many old an,
we'll known hurem n PricO rs cents a hottie.
Mo hers, do not let YOUR darllngs suffer Wit
be whOOpinV cough while you have Iemedy
ear tt hand. sc Ur. Butts Tough Syrup ~ d
nhe little suif .rer win spnr ard rr'ef Price ~
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

There are over 100000 beggars in IL
empire of Ru ,sia.
Eight colleges were built in Kansas du
lg the past year.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

More rnau i.OOO,eJO IA i-s of TELEGRAPH
,re in operation in tns U. 5. ats.
A Texas man OF So has just had 21s
sJn born 10 him
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No Hurry.

Young Bird ION reeEThere eomes
hunter. We'd better 6y away.
Old Bird-No hurry. He's got te
climb fence before he gets TO US, and
his gun will probably catch In rail and
shoot him.-New YORK Weekly.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

A hundred are ready ~ ruu and tell Of
great deed done by someto ly else, where
one is ready to run and d. a great deed.
Telling of good deeds is vel /; but doing of
good deeds is heiter
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

In handful Of clover plucked in hi
ward, Edward Korhler OF Bethlehem, ,fouad
81 four-lcof stalks.
An eastern Ohio man has been married
three times. Each time there was severe
opposition. and he'had to eiope with thu
girl.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

ONE, uncle, spin us a
yarn"
"What ind of a
yarnl"
GA New Years yarn.
Of course. You can't
expect us to be satisfied
with anything else on
New Years eve,"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

II 'love makes the world go rornd,
COW, what made it go round before thel
as anybody on earth to carry on The 10,
lusiness.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

Although his mind was we'll balance
'e wasn't up TO half the sly weighs of b
lulcher
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

Her great fault is hsr devotion tc
large theatre hats.
well, can't you overlook that
mo; II ! enHld wouldn't mind "a
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

What would you do il YOU had millio
o lars? asked Bjipks. Growl because
idn't have another million, was Bjone.
,.tiv
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

A tender recollection the urchln's mel
nv OF the time when he was 10 sore
trapped,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

The gddy .oung hen will be Glad I,
earn that IL Is becoming quite the feu.
lne fad 10 wear a red comb on the hea,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-12-28

Florida is mskiug preparations for al
Il her suL-tropicslexhibition,
Breeches among the Greeks was the gai
nent OF slavery.