The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1889-05-25
WHITE EARTH AGENCY MINNEsoTA SATURDAY. MAY IS 1889 -
Full or FUN.

Full or FUN.
lara How did you enjoy the
last cyening i toy 1T was
divine. had the no Lbiest Int in the
sbouss!' 81
There are two kinds Of jokes. Oae
SS,Aakes you ache with langh,er and the
il her only makes you ache This one
Belongs to the latter class. Harper's
Basa,.
ID mt trouble yourself to stretch
sYf " mouth any wider" sad dentist
3to his patient; Il intend 10 stand OUT
site to draw your tooth. !" Hearthana
Home.
Jericho 4 100 feet below The level
st the sea. Nav York seems to be
pretty low down. too. sometimes. but
We have hopes for her yet. 1eras
t.sugs.
So Admitted Turkey.
can not Curve this fowl" said Carr,
w no pryed and pulled with efforts jerky,
9.'For all the mighty Powers are
Against dism omberMento OF Turkey
IT. BITS.
"A Creston ua. lever, who adj
dressed love-scenteu Letter to the OBJ
j.ct Of his affect ions, skiing he young
lady to become his partner through
life. inscribed on one corner of the en-
velope Sealed proposal" He was
awarded tile contract.
MY sister Clara. :" said Bobby to
young Mi. Sissy, was talking to ma
about yonr leaving so early last
night. !" ID I she shy she was sorry.
Bubhy?' whispered young Sissy. mo;
she said she s'posed you went home SO
early because very likely yonr mamma
won't lc' you carry a night-key.' N
Z. Epoch.
Your town seems to be very
qnie. - said The traveller Eyes. y re.
piled the Dakotahan. .'She's lvin'
low for = rise. We're all primed fora
boom. but we can't agroe whether to
work it on natural gas. a new wheat
belt. or platinum mines But when
we've decided just how to cut the fuse,
she ]! go off like tomb. - B,1rdette.
Now, isn't that burning
shame?'' said Mrs. Seldom, as she
pushed her spectaclcs up on her fore
had and laid down the morning pa.
per. What's that. map" asked he,
Youngest son. why, Emperor Will.
lam gave an audience to Prince Will.
lam yesterday. Think of that my
SOFA whole audience given away
like 50 many cattle. It's awful. = ~ %
Chicago NeWs.
Young H ,sband (who thinks Of
reforming) Jennie. my dear, Iknow
you have been silently grieved and
panied for long time on account Of
my absence from home every evening.
] am going to turn over new Leaf
and I'm goisg to begin Tonight. .
Young Wife-''Oh. Edwin. you don't
know how happy you've made me.
Cousin Jack wants me to 20 to the
theater with him tonight and YOU can
take care Of the baby. New Haven
Neys
Mr. D, Society-.'.Why are yor
not going to the party to-nightp''
Mrs. De Society," have nothing to
wear" Nothing to wear! It isn't a
week since you received three new
dresses from Worth" o! can't wear
them. It will never do You had
one on this afternoon Yes; I wear
them all, but only in my own room.
4 wouldn't have any one see me in
them for the worl,l.' why not?''
They are too exquisitely beautiful.
Every woman in town would be
copying them.''
Hunger has no pride. "A ragged
and unkempt specimen of humanity
made the customary appeal at the
back-door. Not receiving instant re-
lief, he moaned: ''Bul, marin, mine
is sad case. I've been burned out
20 house and home, and haven't ATE
q thing for three days y ..Been
burned out Of house and homer
Yes, marin, you may have seen about
it in the newspapers, down to B.idge-
port, you know. I am one Of the
balloons. and ! lost every thing but
what ] stood in. = - Boston Transcript.
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