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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
Embarrassing.
New York Commercial Advertiser.

New York Commercial Advertiser.
A young Englishman sojourning in
this country and connected with the
British legation recently made two pur-
chases. Que of these was some flowers.
1t came from the florist in box. The
other was an article of underwear.
The men's outtitter sent it also in q
box. The flowers were destined for a
beautiful young lady from Chicago,
who has captivated the hearts of many
New Workers during the season. The
other article was destined to keep warm
the attaches legs. He wrote a card:
it. dispatched the box of flowers to the
fair one. A little later, when he opened
the remaining box, he found the flowers
still there.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

and 1t takes immensely. / would like
to write for the CLIQUE, but, Of course,
could not do it for regular news rates.
"Of course not" asscnted the death
editor.
ssYou know the Chronicle, of Pitts
burg, for instance, has very funny
paragraphist, and he turns In two items
a day for his great salary. He writes
regular belt wrenchers, like this:
"I've got great sensation!' exclaimed
the reporter bursting into the editorial room,
"A great landslide out the road. What nead
sReai estate transfers" suggested the horse
editor.
This was duly applauded by the death
editor. and the Incarnation went on.
THAT same man writes some very
funny paragraphs. Here IS one that
beats the world"
There will soon be plenty of small change
about the CITY, The coppers are all being
dropped from the police force.
''l'm glad that pleases you, for It e
right in my style. DOn'tyOu think Bob
Burdette is too funny for any use? ]
saw a little paragraph of his that just
went a length ahead of anything. It
was this" :
The emperor Of China has ten men to carry
his umbrella. 1t Is never borrowed. i
81 would like to write humorous
paragraphs for the GLOBE and send
them in, if the matter Of salary is all
right. There is such fine opportunity
up here. 1t makes me laugh to think
of the many rich things could get of
about Minneapolis, just like that first
one you read about st. Paul."
1.-The salary would scarcely satisfy
vOu - observed the death editor
II s'pose it would be about $50,
wouldn't it? No? Well, $50 anyhow.
Not even that much? Maybe you peo-
pie don't appreciate a rich vein of
original humor. Well, I'll tell yon what
I'll do; I'll come around when the man
aging editor is in and see if he would
give me show tickets for some regular
side-splitting, humorous paragraphs"
Last night it was learned the linear
nation had obtained regular employ
ment on a Minneapolis morning paper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
A REvERY.

The waning moon shines faint and pale; d
The winds through budding branches sigh
The day is dying in the vale, N
Ana 1aoes INTO the Gays gone Dy. .ia
Those vanished days! how sweet they were
When life had yet so much in store 0I
When was-yet beloved by her al
But, gone! Yea, gone fOrevermore.
seem to feel her presence near;
hear her footsteps even now;
hear her whispers in my ear;
/ feel her breath upon my bfowl
see the lovelight in her eyes,
l feel the pressure Of her hand;
hear the sound of tender signs;
I see Eer here before me standi
All, no! its but phantasy
Which love has called to mock my fate;
am alone in misery
/ must with patience peace await.
But Oh, most sweet, and Oh most sad
Were all those lost delights now flown
The blessings that~I almost had.
But which can now be meier my own.
Die, fading day the twilight comes
TO give my anguished spirit rest;
cannot live when grief benumbs
The soul which sorrows in my breast.
And life is not fieeting dav
Alone upon the earth to fall;-
It il eternal in its sway,
And deaths the snrest life of all.
-Rhades Mcknight
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
THE ANTI-FLEsH EATERS !
Fruit and Bread the Most Whole
some and Natural Food Of Man.

some and Natural Food Of Man.
Longman's Magazine
The food which is most enjoyed Is the
food we call bread and fruit. In my
long medical career, extending over
forty years, have rarely known an in
stance In which child has not pre-
ferred fruit to animal food.
have been many times called upon
to treat children for st0machic disorders
induced by pressing upon them animal
to the exclusion of fruit diet, and have
seen the best results occur from the
in the dietary. / say it without the
least prejudice, as lesson learned
from simple experience, that the most
natural diet for the young, after the
natural milk diet, Is fruit and whole
meal bread, with milk and water for
drink.
The desire for this same mode Of sus-
tenance Is often continued In after
years, as if the resort of flesh were
forced and artificial feeding, which re-
quired long and persistent habit to es-
tablish permanently as part of the
system Of everyday life. How strongly
this preference taste for fruit over
animal food prevails is shown by the
simple fact Of the retention of those
foods in the mouth. Fruit IS retained to
be tasted and relished. Animal food,
to use common phrase, is .bolted."
There is natural desire to re-
tain the delicious fruit for full mastica-
ton; there is no such desire, except in
thd trained g0urnand, for the retention
of animal substance. One further fact
which l have ObServed-and that too
often to discard 1t, as fact of great
moments that when person of ma
ture years has, for time, given up vol
unfairly the use of animal food in favor
of vegetable, the sense of repugnance to
animal food is soon so markedly devel-
Oped that return to it is affected with
the utmost difficulty.
Neither is this a mere fancy or fad
peculiar to sensitive men or Oyer-Sentl-
mental women. have been surprised
to see it manifested in men who are the
very reverse of sentimental, and who
were, in fact, quite ashamed to admit
themselves guilty of any such weak
ness. / have heard those who have
gone over from a mixed diet
of animal and vegetable food to
a pure vegetable diet speak of feeling
low under the new system, and declare
that they must needs give 1t up in con-
sequence, but have found even these
without exception) declare that they
infinitely preferred the simpler, puref
and. as it seemed to them, more natural
food, plucked from the prime source of
food, untalnted by it's passage through
another animal body.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
EIFFEL TOWER COMMENT.
a Summing Up Of the Iron Mon
ster Of Paris.

ster Of Paris.
lie Michelet In the Paris ulustre.
The whole tower could be lifted by
Tour men of average strength. The
case has been proved. When it was
about half its present height few men
actually did lift it. This is not hum
bug; the thing is perfectly simple. The
construction of the tower is based on the
cantilever principle, and its bulk OF
6,4OO tons is so adjusted as to press on
the foundation with less weight than
that of a man in an arm chair on the
floor.
Is the tower beautiful? No. But 1t
/ has the erect, fragile-lO0king elegance
| of an 0belisk not hewn out OF red gran
tie, but knit of dark-hued meshes. And
/ at any rate, in the eyes of it's admirers,
] it plays the part of mountain tops in
y the clouds, producing new atmospheric
Y effects in our views of Paris. Tinted
vapors hang round its summit; the gray
! shading of cloudland, the pale pink of
dawn, the lurid hnes of sunset furnish
striking ack-grounds for the iron lace
work.
/. Is it useful? for in the department of
industry which gave it birth utility is
THE aim and end Of work. As if every
thing on earth were not absolutely use
3less; as if every work of man were any
othing but an excuse for employing en-
4iergies for ever in search of some new
thing! No. It is of no use at all. and
that to my mind does it credit. It must
obe taken for what it is; the barren
flower of the slow growth of industry.
Its use is to astonish gapers, and that is
something to boast of, after all. for it
must be owned that it is hard to aston
ish folks nowadays.
The Eiffel tower never claimed to be
a work Of art. It never was intended to
stand in the category OF architectural
masterpieces, with Notre Dame or the
Sainte Chapelle. 1t must be taken for
what it is, and criticised from its own
standpoint, neither more nor less. 1t
was planned with the idea that it might
fill the disputed place of the eighth
wonder of the world. The original seven
were not works Of art. They were vast
masses of material intended to astonish
the gaping crowd-for the crowd is
perennially gaping.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

IT is difficult matter to say which is
at work the harder, certain Republican
papers to prove beyond doubt that
CLEVELAND is political corpse or GER
tain Democratic journals to show con-
clusively that BLAINE is no longer a
possibility and HARRISON killed him.
self beyond recall.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
CORRIDOR CHAT.

Hon. Alvah 81. Eastman, Of Anoka,
was in the city for few hours yester-
day afternoon. He was asked what he
thought of the complaint Of the young
Republican element in st. Paul about
appointments. "What more does St.
Paul want?" asked he in reply. ''She
has the governor of the state. one
United States senator. and large num-
Der of state officers. Besides there are
several more plums to be given away,
and some of these will probably go to
st. Paul. What do these young fellows
in Ramsey county amount to politically?
They did their best to re-elect Sabin
last winter and failed miserably. They
forget that there is country, and how
ever much they may threaten to oppose
G. K. Davis four years hence, If he is
opposed by an outside man you will see
them swing into line. pr0phesy that
Senator Davis will be reelected with
absolutely no opposition, and will also
predict that Eugene NJ. bay will be
United States district attorney; it will
be good appointment, too, much better
than HalvOr STEVENSON, and l hope he
will get it. You can't talk about beat
ing G. K. Davis though, as he is the
most popular man in the state"
-
Hon. j. M. Underwood sat in the
Merchants yesterday, talking about the
s'People say that Mr.. Hill is a hard
man to interview. Now, if you know
how to go about it, you will find it an
easy matter. When / want to see him
I go up to the Manitoba general Offices,
and before get up the first flight of
stairs know what sort of a humor he
is in. If see every man in the build
ing humping himself for all he is worth
] know that the moment Is inauspicious.
l go away and return the following day.
/ keep this up till 60 in some day and
find men taking things easy and wear
ing smiles. Then know that Mr.. Hill
is in a good humOr, and | always find
him so. You can tell by the very air of
the building whether the great magnate
is In tit state of mind to be inter-
viewed"
"Good-bye," said H. B. Cory, OF Aus
tin. II am off for a vacation. Mon
tana, Washington and Oregon will he
taken in before you see my face around
the Merchants again. shall be gone
just as long as it takes me to get around;
bye-bye."
John r. Dodge, chief clerk of the
Merchants, speaking of Hon. A. G.. B.
Bannatyne, who died at the hotel on
Saturday night. said: IL have known
him for twenty-five years. Twenty
seven years ago he came up to this
country and located at old Fort Garry,
where Winnipeg is now. He used to
drive down here with an OK team and
put up at the old American house on
Third street, where I used to be. He
owned fine lot of property in VIM
nipeg. and during the boom was worth
several million dollars. But the boom
flattened out. and he had one of nose
generous, open hearts, and was not
worth very much when he died. He
had been South for his health with his
family, and was unconscious when he
reached here. They wanted to get him
home to Winnipeg, but he died within
two hours after reaching the hotel"
Mr.. D0rsett, manager and patentee of
the Subway Conduit company, is in the
city. Referring to their prospective
operations here. he said that two miles
Of material were on their way, and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

Charity Away From Home.
Chicago Tribune. 81
''You poor little boy! On the street
in rags such day as this! Have YOU
no homer" 81
"Yes'm. l live in that house on the
other side of the street."
"You have no mother. have you. poor
child?"
.sYes'm. She and forty other women
are in there now, MAXIM embroidered
nightgowns for the Zulus." Il,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
SreciaIty at the Olympic.

Lilly Clay's giddy girls opened their en-
gage nent at the Olympic last night in the
extravaganza, Robinson Crusoe," or, THE
Princess, the Dude and the Missing Link, - in
which the dashing Alice Townsend took the
part of the hero and Mr.. Crawley played the
missing Link Marian Hartranft, as the
original red-headed girl set the hearts OF
many men afiGme with the fiery effulgence
of her auburn locks. The Laporte sisters
Rose Hamilton, Kitty Love, May Clarke,
Emma Warde. Morton Emmerson, James
Sheeran and others contributed to a racy
programme, which tickled the bald-heada
hugely.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
He Knew Her.

Terre Haute Express.
Foreman Of the Jury-Well, how
much damages do you think the young
man is entitled to?
First Juryman-As l understand 1t.
he amt suing for blighted affections nor
anything of that sort, eh? just merely
wants to get his money back that he
expended for presents, ice cream, and
the like?
Second Juryman-That's all.
First Juryman-Well, I amt In favor
of giving him cent. II the fun he had
didn't amount to more than his pres
ents. that's his lookout. courted that
girl myself once.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
ADJUSTMENTS.
The Dime Museum.

Long before the doors of the dime museum
were opened yesterday they were beheged by
an anxious crowd eager to see the ossifed
man. His body is as hard and as white a.
marble. Only his vital organs have escaped
the wonderful metamorphosis.' He can talk
and eat, and that Is all he can do. Besides
this great feature there are in curio hall,
Wilson, the leopard man and Madame John
son, the fat woman. Upon the upper stage,
joyable performance. In the lower theatef
the Charles Howard Dramatic company gives
an excellent performance of Uncle Eph's
Dream of Home
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

San Francisco Examiner.
Giddings young Smithy that
got married the other day is mighty
nice fellow.
Peyton-Don't know. Saw him treat
ing his wife the other day as / wouldn't
treat my dog.
Giddings (excitedlyl-Is it possibleP
And she is lovely! What was he doing
to her?
Peytou (calmlyeKissing her. ]
wouldn't kiss my dog.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
A New Version.

Texas Siffngs
An elderly lady in hotel corridor fell
upon the neck of an entire stranger, and
after imprinting kiss on his mouth
drew back suddenly and exclaimed:
s.Dear me! thought in was CharlieW
"Humph!" growled the stranger,
''Charlie is in luck to-day"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

The interstate commission holds that
a colored man, with first-class ticket,
can't be shut out Of a frst-cIass car un-
less he is given accommodations equally
as good. That rule has not. however,
been adopted by the administration in
dividing the Offices. Second and third
class things only are handed out to the
sable patriots.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

PEOPLE who are deeply impressed
with their own personality and recti-
tude are very apt to see the arrows
aimed at them go by and hit others. If
President HARRISON saw any personal
application Of the pointed truths OF
Bishop POTTER, he displayed his re-
sentiment by the most fragrant defiance
of them in at once appointing brother
and other kindred to Office.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
Peoyle's.-The Hunchback.

A better play in whichato demonstrate the
talent of the departing members Of the
Peoples company-Barton Hill, Miss Young
and Miss LIE Baron-could not have been OBJ
tanned than 1.-The Hunchback." presented
last night. Mr.. Hill as Master Walter, was
perfect in detail, and Mr.. Russell was IN
usually good as Clifford, while Mr.. Lipmau
and Mr. Stanley made the most of Modus and
Fathom. Miss Young won plaudits for her
admirable Julia, and Miss LIE Baron was ct,
fectiva as Helen
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
! Depriviug Her of All Rights.

Peck's Sun.
I. Miss Eastside Tin bowling temper)-
Lena. how dare you to wear one Of my
dresses to a party, or in fact to take any
of my property out of my room?
"Oh! please doand sent me away, und
Tnafer will do so no more. Dere vas
only two or tree of your friends dere,
lind am sure dey didn't catch on dot
yahs wearing your dress"
'Go pack your trunk Instantly My
friends, indeedl
s.Yah, dots so, de down-trodden cook
lady has no chance at all"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

1T IS three years before the national
nominating conventions are to be held,
and speeulations as to their action have
small value. The present outlook is
that HARRISON and CLEVELAND will
be the opposing candidates, with sub
stantially the issues of 1888. The pat
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

MONTANA papers are even more jubi-
liant over the victory of Spokane than
the Democratic sheets are over the re-
suit of the late election, which they re-
gard as insuring the Inauguration of the
state era under the Democratic flag
next October. The Kentucky success
is looked upon as big advertisement
for the Montana climate, and putting
the bunch grass of the coming Mount
ain state ahead of the blue grass Of
Kentucky.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

THERE is some impatience for DR..
TANNER, the forty-days faster, to enter
upon his promised feat OF being buried
forty days and then resuscitated. He
is visiting at rural retreat in Missouri,
ostensibly to write book, but perhaps
to find quiet place where there will
be no attempt to disturb him i'll his ex-
pertinent in the earth.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
Modern CHURCH Music,

Texas siftings.
Wasn't the music bea ltifulP" said a
fashionable New York lady to her hus-
band, who is club man, but who had
been with her to church for the first
time in years.
eyes. you bet it was. 1t was so OPP
cratic that l really enjoyed it. When
are you to have the drop curtain
painted" was the reply.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

THE affirmation by the supreme court
of the validity of the Chinese exclusion
act is a matter for congratulation, ire
spective Of the immediate bearings of
the decision. Whether it is good policy
or not to put up barriers against the in
vasion of the Orientals, it is well to have
the fact palpable that congress can
dictate as regards the formation OF con-
tiuuance OF treaties,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

FLoGGING as legal infection is pub
Tic in Delaware. but doesn't compare with
a hanging to draw a crowd. One re-
Gently held had hardly $50 spectators.
A dog fight would do better than that.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
BY THE WAY.

Col. Tom Lowry is not the only lucky
man of his name in the Northwest,
"Jack" comes in for favorable turn of
Fortunes wheel, and capital prizes go
his way. Count Lowry and Baron
Barnes should shake hands.
Kyrle Bellew has decided to 'spass by
in contempt" the newspaper item
which charged him with allowing his
lady friends to pay his laundry bills. II
he lived in Minnesota he would readily
find a shyster lawyer who would urge
him into a libel suit on shares, but New
York fortunately has law which pro-
hibits such professional deals.
The st. Louis Republic gets off q bon
mot that will be appreciated in st. Paul
The profanity of certain Of the bettefs
on Proctor Knott might be termed
English as she is Spokane"
Reddy Barrett's restless existen6o
will now haunt the imaginative Mime
apolis paper until doomsday. It is
pretty near time the Barrett family had
perennial rest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

WHILE Republican papers criticise
the injudicious veto Of the election re-
form bill in New York by Gov. HILL, it
may be noted that Chairman QUAY's
legislature in Pennsylvania defeated
the same measure. The Republican
legislature IN New York would not
probably have passed the bill unless
they had been confident Of veto.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

Gebel, Mike Urbanski and J. Hupana,
Jacob Drevnick and NJ. Urbanski, Fritz
thinner, Gamer Cetern, Joseph BOs-
sennier, Jacob 6tachovisk, Robert
Bluel, Louis Dahlmann and Adam
RotzkYauaki.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

THE impertinent suggestion is made
that the infantle years of Baby MCKEE
need not leave him out while all other
relatives are getting good things. He
can be appointed inspector of milk.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

TITS claimed that three colored men
have been appointed to positions, all IN
the interior department. The president
and the others are too busy with other
rnnnla
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

Secretary Hart notes change in the
increase of insanity. For the past
twelve years the increase averaged 10
per cent per year, but there is this
year falling Off by OF per cent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
Totals. 1925

The average number of the inmates
for nine months ending April 80, was:
1888, 2,746; 1889. 300; increase, 296.
This is an increase of SO per cent in
one year in the number of inmates on
hand. and an increase of 1913 per cent
in the average number maintained. For
the previous year, ethe increase was
greater-12.1 per cent and 14.S per cent.
The sex of the inmates was.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

CHICAGO merchants must have had
some unfortunate experience, as one
advertises for a bookkeeper on a salary
of SO or $40 a week and give bonds.
Honesty could not be expected at those
fiunrps
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
INCREASE IN INSANITY.
Minnesotians Are Becoming era.
Zier Every Year.

A comparative statement has been
compiled by Secretary Hart, of the cor
rectional and charitable board. showing
the inmates of the various state institu-
tons for the quarters ending April so,
80, 1888 and 1889, to be as follows:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21

TRr WEEkLY-Oaily = Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.)
1yrin advance 81 90 & mos. in adv. ~ w
Smonths, in advance 81 Oo.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-05-21
TO-DAY,s WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, May 20-For Iowa, Mime
sofa and wisconsin: Generally fair; slightly
warmer; northerly winds, becomingvarlaple.
For Dakota: Fair; generally warmer; winos
shifting to southerly.
GENERAL oBsERv ATOMS.