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Smyrna times., 1889-12-11

That rumor about the Pope coming
to the United States is again revived.
OF course there is nothing in it, but if
his Holiness should take up his resi-
dence among us he would find life
much more enjoyable than in Rome,
and he would be delighted with Amer
ican Catholicism, although at first its
Americanism might surprise him
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11

The Boston fire in which fireproOf
buildings melted like wax, recalls the
Chicago Times" Building. 1t was a
magnificent structure. Storey boasted
of its fireproof qualities. "All iron
and stone, can't burn" was his fire.
quent remark. Then there came the
mighty Chicago fire. "The Times"
building wentup like tinder. Thought
your building was freproof, 'said a
friend to him, as he fed before the
advancing flames. 80 it is, so it isl
was the answer" but it is not hell-fre
proof" Times-Star.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11

PRoGREss.-ft Is very important in
this age Of vast material progress that
a remedy be pleasing to the taste and
to the eye, easily taken, acceptable to
the stomach and healthy in its nature
and effects. Possessing these qualities,
Syrup of Figs is the one perfect laxa-
tive and most gentle diuretic known.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
VALUABLE PRIZES.

One Handred Special Prizes will be distributed
Ola May l. 1896, among the club agents whO have
up to that date, sent in the largest 100 clubs of
local Weekly and Semi-Weekly subscribers
These prizes will include 500 Piano, S2O0 Cab
met Organ, Sl50 Solitaire Diamond, a free trip
ta New York, with expenses there paid, ETC. etc
etc, being worth a total of = 44O.
Prizes are fully described in our new 20 page
catalogue send cent stamp for a copy.
sample copies of the Tribune free.
subscription Rates Weekly, 81 a year. Semi
Weekly, 81. New subscribers receive the paper
until January /, 1890, free. Daily. $40 year.
Library OF Tribune Extras u numbers year, 81.
THE TRIBUNE, New York.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
n Wanamaker and Marshall

John Wanamaker and Marshall
Field are quoted as the great mer-
chant princes who never advertise in
Sunday papers. Both decline Sunday
advertising on the ground of principle,
and the question, "does it pay?" seems
not to enter into the matter, but
something seems to pay in these great
firms, nevertheless.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
A Hopeful Humorist.

Friend-What are you doing all day
in the Cooper Union Library
Newspaper HumOrist-YOu see, one
of my Jokes has been published in a
New York paper and am watching
the people reading the papers to see il
somebody don't laugh over it. A fel'
low almost giggled yesterday.-Iera'
SiffinOs.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11

A boy with sled on cash-ave was
waiting for a "hitch" on a carriage,
when the driver of the vehicle called
out:
"Boy, you keep awayp
"Can't hitch?"
"No, sir"
"Just block"
"No, sir"
"Ten feet?"
"No, sir" =.
"Sayl know what's the matter"
shouted the ladl "You are afraid the
hoss will die and fall over on me and
you'll have to pay pa$1 for damagesl'
Detroit Free Press.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
Treatise on blood and skin diseases
mailed free.
SWIFT'S SPECIFIC CO.,
Atlanta, Ga.

IfDom Pedro will take up his resi-
ence in the United States he will be
Hospitality welcomed by a multitude
of other American sOvereigns, and we
will naturalize him as soon as the law
allows. 1t would certainly be pleas
anter for him to live among a nation
of sovereigs than among a nation OF
subjects.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11

The record Of cures accomplished by
Hoods Sarsaparilla can never be com
pletely written. The peculiar curative
powers of Hoods Sarsaparilla are sue
cessful when everything else has failed.
If your blood is impure, your digestion
out of order, try Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
An Unfortunate Use of Words.

Customer lin tea store tasting the
tea i don't like this tea. 1t tastes
like hay.
Exasperated Clerk-I don't know,
sir, whether it does or not. I'm not
such a donkey as to know hay tastes.
-TerGs Sittings.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
SOLDIERS SToRIES.

The Tribune will also print, in addition to its
regular a, r and ;. of V. page, a number of
entertaining stories Of actual experience in the
War, not less than % in number, each a page of
the Tribune in length. by privaes and officers Of
the Union, ofa rank not higher than that of c tp-
tain. Veterans are invited TO contribute 10 this
series Of stories Every tale accepted will be
paid for at regular newspaper rates Prizes of
S25h $50 and S7j will be paid for the best three.
Manuscripts must bc enclosed to "The Tribune,
New York, and inscribed soldiers Depart
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
BEST TRIBUNE EVER SEEN

viii be supplied 10 readers during the coming
year.
large number of desirable and novel pre-
miums are added to our list aud they are offered
at terms which will enable our readers to obtain
them practically at wholesale rates Send 2.Cent
Slnmn for nnr 10 nann rnlnlnnlln
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
IWNIuWEoI WWNHWIH ~IWWW 81
Triumph of Pharmacy,
7
ELIXIR oFLIFE AND HEALTH.

ELIXIR OF LIZ ANU HEAL n
is one that promotes digestion, improves the ap-
petite eleanses the liver, purihes the blood, ana
stimulates brain and nerves without injurious
reaction, and one that may be taken alike by
adult or infant. PrOfane compounds, made of
vile rum or bad whiskey, sweetened and favored,
under the titles of bitters, tOnics &c. produce
effects far worse than the disease for which they
are taken.
ViIeqdr Bitters Is a pure tonic a nerUine iDithOh
being narcotic. blood purifier tOiLtout poison a
liver tonic lCithOtt puTgin6. and dbOUe all, life
giving siimltldnt lDithOH alcohol The only medi-
cine with such powers in the iUorld.
A GENUINE TEMPERANCE BEVERAGE.
far surprising alcohol in any shape as q tonic,
and it might be called
LIQUID LIFE,
since it stimulates invigorates ana regulates di-
gestiOn, nutrition, secretion, eXcreuou, respira-
ton, and all the functions whereby life is main
tained-we literally take in vitality IN spOOns(Ul
It is not too much to assert that the equal Of
Vinegar Biters does not erist, and no counterpart
or compound with similar virtues has ever been
known.
If remarkable for nothing else, would be immor-
talized by the Production of tho medicinal fruits
roots and herbs Of which this Bitters Is com,
| posed Many of them used by the Indians ana
the medical profession in the treatment OF chills
/ and fevers, rheumatism, catarrh, consumption,
| neuralgia, headaches, liver complaint, kidney
disease iaundice gout piles boils, skin diseases,
| &C. &c, too numerous TO mention but easily un-
derstOOd when the action Of the Bltters on the
| vital functions is remembered. The discovery
| was partly accidental but the present
PERFECT BITTERs Is THE RESULT OF SCIENCE
Millions Of sufferers have gratefully and gladly
endorsed, during the past quarter OF century
the wonderful success or this
PHENOMENAL IONIC or THE WORLD.
In order to meet every probable demand, tive
formulas of the same ingredients are now put up
THE OLD STYLE IS STRONGER, SLIGHTLY BITTER
| AND MORE CATHARTIO.
| THE NEW STYLE, PLEASANT TO TIE TASTE, AM
EXPRESSLY ADAPTED TO DELICATE WOMEN AM
CHILDREN. -
RERMEMBER,
There is no disease Of low vitality debility G
functions or nervous prostration for which
VINEGAR BITTERs is NOT CURATIVE,
and It's singular power over the lower organism
; renders II the implacable foe OF
THE DEADLY MICROBE AND OMNIPRESEN
BACTERIA,
I'm malarial diseases, cholera. consumption, II
ternal diseases &c, and so great is its power as
! gegmcide that it is an
+ UNEQUALLED VFRMIBVGE
A hook could be written on It's virtues, and Al
n other Of testimonials, but Il is only necessary
remember its general action upon the liver, bloc
Q brain and nerves 10 realize its use in mdJOrt
Of dhe as that flesh Is heir 10, and that no Jdni
should eUer be tCittOut a bottle Of
OLD AND NEW STYLE VINEGAR BITTERs
!. IN THE HOUSE.
Send for our Ladies book. Address,
IL RH. MCDONALD DRUG CO., Few York
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11

For thirty years was afflicted with
blood poison, from which | suffered
untold agonies. 1 commenced taking
S. S. S., and after using five bottles, L
am entirely cured.
WILLIAM SCHENK,
Flushing, l.. !.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
Projectiles of Mighty Force.

At the Paris Exhibition the firm of
Hotter show a shell which pierced a
steel plate ten inches thick and landed
entire without a flaw 800 yards, or
nearly half mile distant from the
target. Only the point of the shell
was slightly distorted. - american
AnaLNst.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
Marit Wins.

We desire 70 say 10 our citizens, that for years
we have been selling Dr. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption DR.. Kings New Life Pills,
Bucklen's Arnica Salve and Electric Bitters, and
have never handled remedies that sell as well, or
that have given such universal satisfaction. We
do not hesitate 20 guarantee them every time,
and we stand ready TO refund the purchase price.
n satisfactory results 40 not follow their use
These remedies have won their great popularity
purely on their merits Jas. II hoheckef Drug
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11

A Chicago paper says that if anOth-
er great fire was to start in that city
10000 men and women would turn
loose to commit robbery, and that it
would take at least three full regi-
ments to bring them under subsection.
Poor Chicago!
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
Not in a Hurry.

Guest-Waiter, bring me a cup of
coffee.
Waiter-How will you have it, sir
weak or strong?
Guest-Td like it weak, but not
weak after next.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
PAPERS ON FARMING.

In addition 70 our regular and extremely able
agricultural department 1.-TWO pages eek the
TfihURe will print a number of long and carefully
prepared articles ON Particular Brances of Farm
ing written by practical experts. Farmers who
want to make money out of their farms must
read these special discussions in the Tribune.
Tho
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11

1 suffered for twenty years from
blood poisoning. Three bottles OF
Swift's Specific Is. S. S. cured me en-
tirely. CATHERINE MOSHEk'
MineOla, i. l.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
A Prompt Cure.

Two bottles of Swift's Specific Is.
s. 81 cured me OF a breaking out all
over my body, caused by blood pol
soning. VICTOR STEWART,
"a S. Royal Street, Mobile, Ala.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11

Canvas-back duck fly high this year,
and the price, per pair, is correspond
ingly lofty.
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11
Baltimore & Del. Bay R. R.

All trains make tlOse connection at Clayton
WITH trains on the Delaware Railroad going north
and south Passengers 10 and from Baltimore
change at POrter's.
The above arrangements on Thursdays Will give
passengers four and half hours in Philadelphia
three hours and twenty minutes in Baltimore,
aud tetuin the same day.
e. + STACEY Superintendent
Smyrna times., 1889-12-11

A GENUINE TEMPERANCE BEVERAGE.
IT surprising alcohol in any shape as tonic
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
Hai>cn Dorp

This old time and popular restaurant still maintains its position as favor te place for our citizens to regale themselves on all the table ic.icacies, which are prepared in a tcothsone manner and served by polite and at tentiye waiteI7. This restaurant makes a speciality Of broiled steaks and cut lets, and imports coffee of extra quail ity, thus being able to furnish the best cup of coffee ob,ainable in the city. Fresh fish every day, and an elegant chicken dinner every sunday.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
4 Dig in the Ribs

Ii on the right side and lower part Of the diaphragm, though p!ayiully meant and delivered. Is calculated to evoke profanity from chappy whose liver is ou- o. order When that re- zion k sore and congested. po+,cs seem Hcndi~h. Look at a man, coun- tcnancc ere you prod him under thc ribs. II hi, skin and cyehall, have a -allow tingc, you may infer also that his tongue j, iurrcd his breath aPt 10 be sour, that he has pains not only be- meath his ribs, but also uuder the right shouldcrblade Also, that his bowel, are irregular and his digestion impaired Instead oi maxim. a iocO-e demonstration on his rin,. recommend him to take. and steadily persist in taking. Hostettcr, Stomach Bitiers. the finest ani-biliou, and ailerative medicine cXtant Incomparahle is ii, also, :or dyspepsia, rheumatism. ncrv- ou~ne-,, kidney trouhIc and fever and aguc.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
The toyaSh Troubles.

WASHINGTON Oct 1-The State De partment Is in receipt of partial re- port by V. C. Allen. United States Consul to Kingston, Jamaica, of the recent riots at Novash. IL agrees with the press account already published, and has in addition letter from Mr. Hensing, the spiritual adviser Of the laborers, to the American Consul at Kingston, Jamaica. The laborers de clare that the whites fired on them without proyocatiOn, and 1t was in de- iense of their lives that they killed some of their white bosses They say they are American citizens, l35 in number, and wanted the Consul to ar range for their transportation back to the United States.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
Sheriff s Sale.

By virtue of an execution issued out of the District Court oi the First Judicial District, ID and for the County of Cochise. Territory of Arizona 10 me dIre ted and delivered on judgment rendered in said Court on the 18th day Of Nay 1883. n favor oi c c. BerIy and agalns; NaTl Priest where m l am commanded 10 make tnr sum oi S2o3 damages with interest thereon from dale Oi judgment al the rate oi ger cent per month tor Sloo balance al per cent per amman, unu. plId. together v1Ih Sher- iIs costs ard aCcruIug costs.
 have tts day levied upon the following de. cr.bed property, to-ai; De- inning a. the north Nrst corner O; lot No eight (3 Tn block No tHrrty-t"o t52b and uIEnng thence eas; along tar ua.tI .ne oi sad lot distance oi thirty 5Ji feet ;.-aCr uth al right angles eight t8t feet. thc.ce w--t trlghJ angles eleven III feet; thence slutl at right anE--S thlTtsz tI3l feet; tt,lce vest it right angle, nve ,! feet, :ht nee scltl -t night ans les to the south line of said iJl gi- la t5j ;c~t; ;-Srce west along the south Lue f sad iOt 10 the vest line thereof; thence north along t.r sad vest inc Of said lot to the place Oi beginning. teir 2 the same piece of lana drrC.u tJ sid r iest by Glover o Kings f~Ty, who were the fNner owners of the whole Ut s.II .-t eg t ,5l ID sad block thirty-two 3z, ls tAr -ame IS represented upon the official map Of the lld cliy Of Tombstone. said county and Territory. and aPpurtenalces thercunto belong ing.
 Iuhl;c notice is hereby given that on Monday. Inc 2J4 d-y oi ~rpteEuutf, 1859. between the nour- oi Q a. n. and D. m, namely o'clock ?. m. In trent Of the >herifs offcc, in the city Ot Tombstone, Cochi=e county, Auzona Terri tory. vl.. sell d ! tle sht title and interest of tn st-d Ward Priest m and 10 the above de sC75ed oroDerty at public auction to the high. est and best bidder fer cash, lawiul money of the United States. 10 satisfy said execution and all costs.
 Dated this, the goth day of August, 1889.
 ]. II. SLAUGHTER, SheriS.
 Rv F. A. SHATTUCK Under Sheriff.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
Death of all Actress.

NEW BEDFORD, Mass, Oct. T. Madame Abertine, the noted actress, died yesterday. She had checkered career. For a number of years she had a company of her own on the Pacific coast. She was made blind by colonial fever in Australia and was brought back to America on the steamer Swatara of the T.. S Navy in 1875.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
Judge kibbtl Presiding.

TUcsoN. Oct. 7.-Judge kibbey, ot the Second Judicial District, opened court here this morning to try the Wham robbery cases. The Marshal not having the full venire present, the impanelling oi the United States grand jury va, continued until tomorrow al 9 4. m Judge Barnes has gone t" Florence tor the purpose ot holding court there for Judge kibbcy
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
NIT. Moore, the Post Master at Brad

NIT. Moore, the Post Master at Brad
 shaw, Va. after reading an advertise ment of Chamberlain COlic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, concluded to try a small bottle of it. He says: II used it in two eases for collie and three for diarrhea with perfect satisfaction. One dose gave relief in every case but one, that was bad case Of collie and required the second dose. l have handled a great deal ui patent medicine as agent and for my own use, but never tried any that gave as good results as "Chamherlain's : Colic, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy" For sale at 2j and J0 cents per bottle by H. j. Peto.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
Will Hold i Joint NeetiD.

BosroN. Oct 7-The Democratic state Committee has invited the Re publican State Committee to take part in one or more public meetings at which the Republican and Democratic candidates for Governors, Bracket and Russell, shall jointly discuss is sues as defined in their platforms.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
Stop.

Do you want to be happy, healthv, wealthy and wise? Drop into the Pony Saloon and ask Henry for some of that fine old hand made So sh Bourbon Whisky and Wifi and Hills Spring of 50. He also has on hand Hermitage Bourbon, ]. H McBrayer Bourbon, Rippy and Guckenheimer Ryes-all pure, straight old goods; to- gether with all kinds of imported Brandies, Wines, Ales and Porters of the most celebrated brands. His Cali fornia Brandy cannot be surpassed anywhere. All kinds of fancy mixed drinks speciality; the Carman Key West Cigar cannot be beat, for the money, in any place. St. Louis An heuser Busch Lager Beer, ice cold, on draught Call and be convinced.
 tf HENRY CAMPBELL, Proprietor.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08

IT Is rumored that Brewster Cam eron, after the boomerang commenced to recoil, went ts Judge Barnes and tried to impress upon the mind of the latter that he (Csmeron) was his friend, and that the Judges answer was Well, may be you are. You say you are, and if you say you are you must be-" Perhaps the Judge was thinking of the further rumor that Cameron had remarked a month ago that he was awaiting a chance to get even with the Judge because of his land-grant decisions being adverse to land-grant interests.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

Mrs. Wins,ow's Soothing syrup, for children teethIug, Is ths arescr'Ptlon O. one of the Oes, female nurses and Phy- slci4ns IT the United States and has been used tor over tor;y Nelr- with neve. failing s-sc.s- uy million, of mo hers for their chi trea D4nas The n-ess or recih.ns i,s valu- is 4c...u ole. |. relieves .h- chi'' of pain. cures d,sentery and diat hoea, gsiping n lhe bowels, ana Rind coic. By siwug he.d.h 70 ,hs child it give rest 10 the mother. PrIce ?, cents ho-tl iau26-Iy
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08

THE Illustrated boom edition oi the Albuquerque Democrat has come to hand. II is a fine publication of six teen large pages, protusely Illustrated, well printed. contains large fund oi information, and is credit to the en- tcrprising publishers.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08

IKE report oi the rtah Commission recommends that Utah do not bc ad- mit;ed as State. saying that if ii should be admitted II would only be d short time before the Normous would drive all the gentiles out oi the Territory It will occur to good many people that fl Arizona waits many more years to make application for admission the same objection will be made in our ease. w. cannot afford to run the risk.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
Hotel on Fire.

INuiANAroLs. Oct. 7.-The Bates House has been on fire for half an hour. The flames are confined to the inside. People are being rescued from the upper stories and windows hy lad ders The fire iS now under control Damage, SlOOu
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
1 hran Gale.

Lo>po>. Oct. "A terrific gale pre- walls throughout Great Britain and Ireland The gale is blowing with a tremendous force in the Irish Channel A large number Of shipwrecR- have been reported. The telegraph wires are down in many places
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08

IN an interview published in jhe New York Tribune, Major Powell gives a short statement of the results oi the Senate committee on irrigation. Ac- cording to this account much more WAS accomplished than wns generally supposed by the public. He states that the people in all sections mani tested deep interest. which l, not surprising, but taking into coneidera- ton the fact that the prosperity oi such large section is entirely depend- ent on irrigation. He states. also, that the committee did not find that xrtesian wells were valuable for irrgsung purposes, except for gardens, municipal and domestic purposes. The reason for this Is not entirely clear, as 1t would seem that water, no matter how obtained, would be useful for irrigsting farms as well. Major Powell also states that II Is the general opinion of people in the arid belt that all land that can be made productive by irrigsting works be subject only to homestead entry, and that the amount be reduced to forty acres, or eighty at the most. In this respect, 50 far as Arizona Is concerned. We think the Major is mistaken If the govern ment intended to construct extensive irrigating works this would be an ad- mirable plan, as by such q course more people would be able 10 procure homes. But as the construction of these works will be left entirely to private enter prise, we think we do not misstate public opinion in Arizona when We state that it is the general feeling the desert land law should be allowed to stand The report of the committee. which is being prepared, will contain vast amount of interesting and accrI. rate information on the subject they investigated, and will probably be in strumentsl in waking up the Eastern people to 8 realization of the great importance of the work in which Ma jOr Powell is engaged. Major rowel! said he should ask Congress for an appropriation ef $s5O,OOO to carry on the work, and that he hoped il would he granted.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
The Old Board Refuses to Turn Over Books

YUMA, A. T., Oct 7.-lhe Prison Board met to-day Of tl" i'd board only Brady and Halleck were present. Stevens was absent Tn new board presented its credentials, and an off cial demand was made by it on the old board to turn over the books and pa pcrs connected herewith, which was refused unul their claim was decided bv law.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08

Mir. ioeher has received lot of the seed of ;he esparsette-sainfoin, forage plant 'I.4i is attracting a great deal of attention at the present tune. IL is claimed to be especially adapted to dry countries, and is said to be superior to lucerne or alfalfa.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
IOurlStC

Whether on pleasure bent or business should take CT every trip a bottle oi Syrup Of Figs, as i; ac;s most pleasantly and effectually n the kidneys, liyer and bowels, preventing levers, headaches and other forms of sickness. For sale in soc and SI.oo bo,tles by all leading druggists.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
Thr Pan imericdH>.

HasIaN Oct 7--Thc delegates on the "Pan-Amorican tour left thi, morning for a visit to Lawrence and Lowell. They return here later and will continue their journey.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
Found.

A plain gold wedding ring, between Nacosari and the old Nicholas ranch, in Sonora, about fifteen days ago. The owner can have the same by call ing on Henry Campbell, at the Pony saloon, in this city, proving property and paying for this advertisement. |.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
Ihe iaM lhamhtr ot hrnniir>.

PAEl-, Oct. 7-I, i- officially au- nouuced ,ha; the new chamber oi deputies Is composed of 3G2 Eepuhli- cans and 2oj members of rhc oppo-i- tiOn.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08
lAmiraI Pnrtrr III.

Ntwro'T Oct. 7-Ndmiral Porter is critically III al Jamc>toWu Hi, ill., mes, has already la,tcd two weeks and has been kept quiet.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08

A NEWSPAPER has been started at GuAymas called "The Doctor Ok" Suppose they intend to below and gore somebody.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-10-08

WANTED.-Agents for the Economy Fuel Burner. Cheap and best of the kind n the market. Address P. O. Box ,8, Omaha, Neb.