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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03
PEACCIE IA
NOTATKI.

W T dobrym spre-
tolem novel sekty Kolasih-
skiego jest nie1akis Kamihsk;
(recte e d e ~, ktory "a
sady s"ego mistrza wpaja W
ME wiernych kijem. Rozmewy
jego pefne So demoralizuja-
cych wyrazew, dlatego ME
Jest clerpiany nawet W p Q l.
przyzw m towarzy-
stwie. Jest on zarazem orga-
nista W tej2e gmlnie. Szczesli-
wego powodzen;a, ale stare
przys}ow'e NOW. ,Jaka bro.
MIA kto wojuje, cd takiej gi-
mel" - Xii podobne ma
diva kohce.. -. panic erganis-
to. (ZeHJ.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03
FAC IA
LISTY
". SpraWie MorgenSterna.

Pan leon z Minneapolis
pisze do mas pod data %
wrzesnia:
Szanowny Redaktorze!
Move zwyciestwo moich
Observation-Disclosures Pioneer
Press W St. Paul podaie ma
stepulaca depesze Chicago:
Chicago 81 wrzesnia 1889 r..
p O | SIX szwi d | e r!
lgnacy N. Morgenstern, az do
zeszlego tygodnia Sekretarz
Zw,azku Narodowego Polskle-
60 W Stanach Zjednoczonyeh,
opuscif dzisiaj miasto i ucie-
kajac zabral re SODA wszyst-
kie fundusze tel !nstytucyi.
Morgenstern byt rownie2 Sc,
kretarzem tutejszego polskiego
Stewarzyszenia Polish Natio.
nal Building & Loan sssocla-
ton" i sekretarzem fnanso-
wynn Zgody organu zwiazko-
wego,-byf rownle3 agentem
nieruchomesci i biletow kole-
jowyeh i okretowych. Jest
rzecza pewna, ze re wszYst-
kich tych lnstytucyi przyw}asz-
cyl sobie pien'adze. Summa,
ma )aka Poiakow oszukaf i
kt5ra z Mich wydrwi}, jeszcze
nledokiadnie wiadoma. Me
ktorzy powiadaja, lie wynosi
ona dwonascie tyslecy dola-
row."
lyle Pioneer Press "A COZ
wy ma to? czyz jeszcze pc
wlecie, ze to zyd przeciwko
katolikowl wystepowal?-Ma-
dry Polak pc szkodzie! Czy2
ME bylo obowiazkiem Sejmu
sprawdziG mole wykazy po-
c;agnac Morgensterna do Cd
powiedzialnosci, pokl jeszcze
byf czas dopoki MONA by}o
z kaucyi strate pokryd?
LEON.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03
Co nam djabli 20 szkofach,

Co nam djabli 20 szko}ach,
Wydany to grosz marine,
Co Zwiazkowi pc wo}ach,
Wspierajmy je moralnle.
Inn chfop g}upszy mosanle,
PREDICT zen grosz wydusisz,
,.( GdY dian rozum nastanie
0 djab}a sic pokusnsz
Tylko wezcie sic sk4adnie,
klech6w puscle raz W trade,
Kazdy zasplewa }adnie
I wychyli swa babe.
Wszyscy razem re szykiem
Krzykniem chociaz bez wlerszy,
D.. Nardd powt6rzy z krzykiem:
DIS MECH zyje krol F r a n k
pierwszy y!
Ma p%amaqtke sejmu 20 Buffalo
d. 10 Wrze$nia 1889.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03

PEACCIE IA
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03

to, Re "a namowa Morgsn-
sterna (kt6ry podebne zamys.
la utwerzyd armia polsxo- zy-
dowska W Palestynie) Wiaru-
sa o%dm6wifem, prosze mi ma
dial przysefa6 to zfote pisem-
ko, ma ktory to eel 2 dolary
z CORY zafaezam.
Il usZanowaniem
MARCH, Murawskl.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03
C hicago O, 20 wrzesnia /.
Kochany Ma]sterku!

Kochany MaJsterku!
Teraz wierze, lie Waarus pi-
SEE prawde. Ten Morgenstern,
"a ktorego giaskanie Maiste-
rex lyle muslat wycierpiec
cd naszych pankow swiazko-
wych, okazaf sic pospolltym
oszustem. Czmychnaf re wszyst-
kleni piep,edzml zwlazkowy-
mi-zabraf uawet ola swo-
ich bachorkow ca}y S k a r b
Naroj y, IA ktory mo.
zolnie clu}aly nasze patryo-
tyczne Polk, a bylby z pew
noscla ! Gaia Zgode wykrad},
gdyby sic dala wpakowae do
kufra.
Przekonalem sic, lie CT co
najwiecej sic wychwalaJa, ia
cy to oni wielcy patryoci, to
najpodlejsi szalblerze, ! odtad
Majsterkowi zawsze wlerzyc
bede.
P-zepraszsjac serdecznie "a
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03
Chicago, ILL.,, % wrzesnla 1887.
Szanowna Redakcyo!

80 ~
Szanowna Redakcyo!
Ignasz L e b g wye
chat do Kanady jake general
W celu zamowlenia okretow
wojennych, rrzeto ciesz sic,
narodzie, DO jutrzenka ma
drugiej p6lkuli niebawem
wzejdzle.
Patryotyzm CORA, gdyz re-
precautionary by1 dobrze p1zez
Ignasza! Ciekawym co paa
Gryglaszewski ma to?
z szacunkiem
FL. Glzynski
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03

dzleWiec %uzdroWioaych,
70 odpowiedniem uzyciu ma
szege lekarstwa R%eumatyam nigdy
sic ME a
Butelka 1gO dolara.
Jeseli san ME c~ierplsz, to
z"roc uwage twego przyjacisla,
a on Vi bedzie za~sse "a to
wdziecznym
Geo. Borek & Co.
Poi Pine Street
Philadelphia, Pa.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03

PAN WRONSKI,. dawnie]-
sly redaktor Gazety Po1skiej
~ Ne6rasce, zaanga2owany 70
stat ma erganlste do Elby j
niebawem tak2e redakcya Ga
zety Polsklej 70 M5r. znewu
obejmle.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03

kehczyt w ten sposeb kese1of
j szke}e, by Polacy, ktorzy do
Kansas C;oy przybeda ia.
milia, mogly swe dzieci pose
tao do polskiej szkofy.
W MIMIC, W Pofnoenej
Dakocie, umarf dniu 80
wrzesnia Tomasz Wirkus, szwa-
gier krawca Bruskiego W WI
monte.
z ~WsPOMNIANEGO W
przeszfvm numerze listu ks.
Tomaszewskiego, pisanego bar
dzo nieczytelnym chsrakterem,
%wylmujemy to eesmy zdofali
przeczytac:
KS. Anatoli ZieEkowicz-
pisze ks. Tomaszewski, siedziaf
u mnie 2 miesiace j powia-
dat: Cd ks. Maiuseckiego W
Philadelphia odebra8 80 dol.
na msze swiete W roku zesz-
lynn, ktore to msze odprawi},
a pieniadze mu potem ode
brano W Buffalo. Tam ma pro-
bestwie zginaf mu. takze ma
nuskrypt cenny 0 kanonizacyi
Piusa TX, wielkiego Papie3a,
ktdry byf obronca po}skiego
narodu. KS. Temaszewski kon-
czy swoj list uwaga be nie
trzeoa nam siedziec z zaio2o-
nemi rekaml, lecz praeowae
mad samobytem, wolnoscia j
nierodlegfoscia Narodu Pobskle-
go, JAZZ to czynif ks. Anatoli
Zlenklewiez. (Od braciszka z
Puiaskiego, Wis, ktory W
zeszfym tygedniu byf W Wi
monte, dowiedziaf sic; nasz pre-
beszcz ks. Byzewski, lie ks.
Anateli Zienkowicz ME dfiago
bawif W tamtejszym klasztorze.
Powledziaf, ze ME potrzebuje
odbywac rekolekcyj 20 klasz-
toraeh i pojeehal pod Green
Bay.-Przyp. Red. Wimuss).
Kodak NASZ p. Jerry
Snider pisze do mas Fort
Sill, W Indian Territory. be W
tym roku jego sfu3ba' wojske-
wa sic konczy. Potem zamys-
la zwiedzic Omahe ! jeszcze
lime kolonie polskie. W Ne
brasce.
PAN WRONSKI,. dawnie]-
sly redaktor Gazety Poa&skiej
~ Me6rasce, zaanga2owany 70
stat ma organlste do Elby i
niebawem tak2e redakcya Ca
zety PoZskliej 10 Me6r. znewu
obejmle.
z Brooklyna, N. Y, skarzy
SIG nam tamtejszy las abonent
FIR. Grzeskiewicz ma nie]akiegos
Antoniego Smarzewskiego, daw-
niejszege pruskiego' egzekutora,
ktory "a to-, re go nauczy} praso-
wac spodni, chclaf mu, pos}ugujac
sic rozmaitemi }otrowskiemi sztucz-
kaml, wypedzid kilkadziesiec do
larew z kieszeni. Sadly amerykah-
skle teraz zaczna Smarzewskiego
uczyG rozumu..
JAN FOJUTOWSKI W Gle,
veland, Ohio, jest g}osnym z tego.
re chodzac pc salonach, szarpie
slave bllzniego. Niegodziwiec ten
pewnie JUL zapomnia}, jak 3 lata
temu, by ia podobne plotki ME
dostac sic W rece sprawiedliwosci
b}aga} OBJ. Andrzeja Skoniecznegc
o darowanie mu why, a "a kare
przyrzekh da6 $500 ma koscief.
WIKARYAT APOSTOLSK]
Dakota zamieniony zosta} ma diva
Biskupstwa. KS. Martin Martl pc.
z~ostale Blskupem ola Dakoty Pc
}udniowej, a ks. J. Stanley, z ka
tedry w St. Paul, mianowany 20
sta} Biskupem ola drugiej dyece
zyi dakotejskiej, re stolica W Yank
ton.
w MIEJSCE ks. Biskup,
Seydenbuscha, kt6ry zrezygnowa
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03

Kap}ana Koeniga
WZMACNIAU NERWOW
HISTERYA, CHIC
ROBA sw. VITA, NERWO-
WOSC, MRKLIWOSC,
MELANCHOLIA, BE-
SENNOSG,, ZAWROT,
OPILSTWO: DOLE
GLIWOSCI SZPI-
KU PACIERZO-
WBHO
MCZGU.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03

To lekarstwo dziafa b~ezposred.
MO ma centra nerw6w, usuwa mad
MAR podraznienia i popiera przy-
p}yw piynu nerwew. Jest to mic
Stamina, ktora nigdy ME szkodzi,
ant dzia}a nieprzyiemnie
"a Ksiazke' ola o,erpiacych
na nerwy poAlemy kazdemu bez.
pfatnie u blednym' takze Ieki dar-
mo. Jezeli nae MONA dostaG kap-
fana Koeniga wzmaczniacza ner-
WOW W bli&szej apiece, poslemy
to lekarstwo, po odebraniu ceny,
franco, pod ka&dym adresem. 70
lekarstwo byfo wyrabiane przez
kap}ana Koeniga przez 10 lat W
W Fort Wayne, End, a terra.
wyrabia Je "a jego' przepisaml:
Pedsbne deswiadezenie zrobl}
p. John Beatty, Cor: Carrel Ave. e.
Lincoln Str, Chicago.
KOENIG MEDICINE co
50 W. Madison, r6g Clinton ul.
CHICAGO, ILL.
Cena $1.Oo "a butelke.
In IS .OO-6 butelek.
ca w WINONIE s%przeda]e
to l.karstwe antekarz
JOHN Won R0HR
Mr.. rs E.. 3rd Str.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03

~J "" SO Law
jest clerpiany nawet W pot
przyz won't m towarzy-
stwie. Jest on zarazem orga-
nista W tej3e gmlnie. S~zczesli-
wego powodzenia, ale stare
przysiow,e NOW. ,,Jaka bro.
MIA kto wojuje, cd takiej gi-
mel" - Xii podobne ma
diva kohce.. -. panic erganis-
to. (Ze&).
MA delega-
tow %Sejmowych ma Morgen-
stern twarz wykrzywiona, ;ak-
by ostentajcyjnie drwil sebie
z cafej otaczajacei go groma-
dy delegat6w.
W KANSAS CITY mafo
jest Polakow, mowiaeyeh de-
brze pc angielsku i ola tego
trudno tam jest 0 polskiego
tfumaeza. Nledawuo temu
przybyf p. MARGIN Paradewski
do sadu probatowego z narze-
czona swo]a El5bieta krepo.
wioz, ably sic postara& o L.
cense dc wziecla slubu W pol
skim kosciele "a try tygo-
dn1e. "a tfumacza przybraf So
bic Nlemca Lutza, kt6ry re-
zumia}, 10 para ia ehce wziase
Stub ia courthouse i tax tel
sedziemu sprawe przsdstawif.
Ten szybko pofaezyf ich do
lie, dat i'm sedziowskis bio
gos1awienstwo i kazab sobie
zap}acic S dolarow. Pan Pa
radowski dAwiac sic, ze licen.
Sc ma wziecie Slubu W kosvie-
lie talk drogi, zapyta}, co sic
stafo, Il wtedy wlecej Pc mi
gach swolego tfumacza, niz ze
slow lego, dorozumiaf sic, ze
zostal s%kojarzony z parma Ell
zbleta 3 tygodnle rychle], All
zeli sobie 2yczy1. Wlademos6
te czerpiemy 4 Kansas City
Etenlng Star.
u ROCHESTER,, N. Y, pi.
SEE nam p. Jakusz von Cos
tomski, lie jest tam Polakow
800 familij, a ME maja ami
kosciota, AMI szkoty polskie),
Wszakze p. Goston.ski JUL
sic wystara} o mlejsce poo
kosciof, "a darmo, W dobrem
poiozeniu. Gdyby tylko Pola'
cy tamtejsi, przez zazdrosc
ME psuli mt szykow, toby
pewnle wnet polski kosciof sta
nal W Rochester. Pan Cos.
tomski jest iedynym Polakien
ma businesie W cafem miescie
reszta wszysuko rebotn1cy, a
lie ludzie spokejni, zaradbl
uczeiwj, a maja pienladze.
KoSciot polski pod opieks
sw. Cyryla i Metodego "
Kansas City, Kan, jest
wierzcbu ukohczony, tylke
wewnatrz jeszcze wszystko ME
gotowe. Polakow byfoby do
syc, gdyby nie. byli pc wick
szei rzesci samotni i regular
ME chodzlli do. koscie1a. Ro
boty W Kansas City zawsz'
dosyc, mianowicie mfodzie,
pelska z duzych po!sNich ko
loni], jak Chicago, Toledo
Buffalo, Detroit, Milwaukee
t. d. kazdego czasu mogtab!
tam znalezt zajecie i utrzy
mamie. Kto ME moze znalez'
piracy gdzieindziej, niechai je
die do Kansas City ! zgfos
sic zaraz ma wstepie do pro
| boszcza polsk;ego ks. Jozef
Gaydouszka, naroznik ulicy
| Vermont, a tam udzieli nj
4 sic wszelkiej pozadanej rady
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-10-03

z Brooklyna, N. Y, skarzy
SIG nam tamtejszy nasz abonent
FIR. Grzeskiewicz ma nie]akiegos
Antoniego Smarzewskiego, daw-
iejszege pruskiego' egzekutora,
ktory "a to, re go. nauczy} praso-
wac spodni, chclal mu, pos}ugujac
sic rozmaitemi @otroMskiemi sztucz-
kaml, wypedzid kilkadziesiec do
larew z kieszeni. Sadly a%merykan-
skle teraz zaczna Smarzewskiego
uczyG rozumu.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-10-17

rested in London | was taken in the tender
spot just above the elbow. In Paris the gen
d'arme took me politely as one would take
the arm Of n lady who had thu eatened to be
n sister to him. In New York the first time
/ was arrested. it / am not mistaken, the
policeman took me by the rear of the coat
collar and by u dexterous twist OF the
wrist asphyxiated me In q few moments
SO that L could see the heavens roll to-
gether like scroll. [ lost consciousness
for little time and all was blank. II
l had not accidentally caught a reviving
whsr of the policeman's breath l guess
would not have been resus citassf at all.
Tho Partisan policeman. I must say. Is
inferior in his general appearance. So Is
the average French soldier. | used to won-
der how France could maintain a large
army while she was so poor and In debt,
but see 1t all now. She saves many mill
ions OF francs each year by making the
tails of the coats OF the military shorter as
times get harder and also shortening the
waists OF the same. 1t has got so now that
the two coat-ta buttons and the collar
button behind are almost In row. Added
to that. the French soldier Is getting smaller
every year II had to fight in u real war
would rather be attacked, think, by q
French soldier in the short-taii coat and
wide. red-cotton trousers than by any
other adversary / can think OF They are
not the kind of soldiers who sustained the
remarkable supremacy OF the Emperor.
The French policeman wears navy-piue
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-10-17

usually played as ronows: one OF the tall
leurs. or bankers" pu the movable bot
tom in motion, by tu ming the C oss with
his foreflnge and ut the stme instant
throws into the cavity IN ivory ball in q
direction opposite to the motion OF the
bottom; the bail makes several revolu-
tions. and at last falls into one oil the
thirty-seven holes above mentioned. the
hole into which it falls dete mining
the gain or loss OF the players.
player may stake his money on 1. 2. or any
OF the thirty-seven numbers Including the
zero). and shows what number or numbers
he selects by placing his stake upon them:
II he has selected O number or zero cor
responding to the one into which the ball
falls. he receives from one OF the tailerus
thirty-six times his stake-viz.. his stake
and thirty five times more. II he selected
two numbers he only receives eighteen
times. thus only winning half what he
would have done had he staked the whole
on one number; II three numbers twelve
times. etc. This is called "jouer cheval."
The rectangles at the bottom OF each
OF the three columns of numbers figured
on the table. are for the reception Of
the stake of that player who selects q
column Twelve numbers) as his chance.
and II the ball enters hole the number Of
which Is found in his column. he Is paid
three times his stake. Those who prefer
stalking their money on any OF the chances
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-10-17

world and awakens feeling of profound
admiration even in the calm and padded
bosom Iof the policeman himself.
And vet this same man is in a degree
corrupt. With IL shilling one may blunt the
moral sense OF whole squad. With u six
pence you may select the style of indignity
which you would like to present to one of
them. not for the intrinsic value but as u
mark of esteem.
was at the opening Of the trial of Mrs.
Maybrick in Liverpool. The police guarded
the entrance to the great court house where
the pure juice OF justice was so soon to be
squeezed from the ripe knowledge Of an
average jury instructed by peculiar Judge.
/ stood about. hoping to be drawn on the
jury myself but was unsuccessful
could not conceal my intelligence. and SO
other men were chosen. II / kad been on
the jury l would have been there yet, l
think. AS l understood the case, 1t was u
trial on the charge of wiilful negligence or
adultery. If l am the wife of a man who
eats arsenic between meals for twenty
years and at the end of that time find that
he fails to get up for his breakfast having
during the night assembled the flume. and i
am arrested. and though it is not proved at
all that / gave him the arsenic. it is shown
that four years ago l neglected to pay my
gas bill or wrote poem on spring. am l to
be hung for murder or scared to death in
my cell. and then given life sentence2
trust not
But was speaking of the police. notice
this difference between the methods OF po-
licemen in the countries named. When ar-
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-10-17

her soul detests, this night, while her
heart is in the keeping of the brave
Ezualdo, of Juarezs army. 1t is to
save Tula Velasquez from the evil fate
you seek to force upon her that we are
here"
With a glad cry, Tula Velasquez
tore herself from her fathers side, and
rushed to the side of Leo just as he
he struck the revolver, which the Mexi-
can officer had leveled in his face, from
his hand.
Quickly leveling his own in the face
of Henrique Fernandez, he said:
"You are my prisoner, Colonel Fer
nandez, Stir from your tracks at your
peril"
The Mexican officer knew he was nc
match for the young American, and
one glance had been sufficient to show
him that the least disobedience would
invite his death. But he had not been
forbidden to use his voice, so he yelled
to Nelasquez, who seemed too dazed at
the unexpected attack to move, "Don
Nelasquez, call upon your servants for
help, and my men without"
J'Nhb plllttlS WI uutl uCtOul-
panied Fernandez had all they could
do IN a hand-to-hand struggle with two
robust Americans. But the struggle
was of short duration, for the young
| MeXlcans soon surrendered.
The ranchero gave feeble call for
help, which some of the men-seryants
| quickly answered.
A sort of melee commenced, that was
brought on no one could tell exactly
how. Pistol shots rang out on the still
night air, by the chapel door, and the
women servants shrieked and fled
through the trees, the priest shouted
to be heard above the din in vain; and
in the height of it all, Leo, with {
severe wound in his left arm, received
he scarcely knew how, cut his way ou
with Colonel Fernandez, his prisone
sun Tula Velasquez and her maid
Iela' We're by his side, and the othei
Amencans followed fast behind.
Here, through the garden to yor
grove +! whispered lula Velasquez tc
Leo. I'VE shall find horses there fol
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-10-17

He is proud OF the position. He would
rather be the proud guardian of a beat than
to be a foreign minister with foreign con-
gregation and only two donations per year.
He also wears good-titting clothes and Is
proud of his job. The American policeman.
though at times the victim OF insomnia,
Is the best-looking specimen OF manhood.
[ think, OF the three. L do not say this in
order to stand well with the police OF my
own country alone, for l find that l am
about as likely to be arrested in one country
as another. but truth and justice demand
that l should say honestly that the police
of our own country stand ut the head Of
their profession, also at the head of their
victim. and look better by large percent
age. This is especially true OF our more
thoroughly American policemen from Ger
many and Ireland.
Different nations give to the policeman
peculiar emblems and peculiar methods.
The New York copper carries u club which
gets heavier as the sun goes down. The
French policeman carries short stab
knife, with which he is supposed to neatly
scoop out the Seth Thomas works Of those
who resist him. but am told that there is
no sword in the tin scabbard. only dunn
my handle for stylc-just as b. Wall used
to carry seven or eight different colored
silk umbrella covers in which he would in
sert his cane from time to time. thus ap-
parently wearing an umbrella for each hour
OF the day at great reduction OF expense.
The London policeman carries mys-
Wetpon WHlcH IL tooh lllo dll VI OHe
forenoon to fully understand the principle
Of But found out ater while. 1t was a
long. black. shiny cylinder. hanging at the
side and looking like little juvenile
cannon without a breech. Finally got so
curious gave large, corned-beef police
man thlippence to tell me about it. He
then unrolled the gun and l saw tn at it was
kind OF macintosh made of oilcloth to be
worn when it rains. which it sometimes
does in London, especially during what Ii
| called the rainy season.
The English policeman regards his office
! with peculiar veneration. exceeded only
by tho awe with which he regards himself
His jaw is kept in place by strong. blacl
shiny strap which passes under the chir
and prevents the mouth from falling opei
in such way rs to admit flies or other in
sects. J. he London policeman rarely speaks
to any one, but the silent way in which HI
controls the carriages, cabs and pedestri
ans, compelling nervous Americans t,
keep to the left" when they have Away
been in the habit of keeping to the right
challenges the admiration of the civilize,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-10-17
Her Little Game.

Mrs. Gall lin dry-goods store)-I
wish, if you please, that you'd give me
samples of six or seven different pat
terms in surah silks and few samples
of colored velvet-a friend of mino
would like them; and I'd like a sam.
pie of this green India silk. want
dress of some kind, and sample Of
this figured silk, too, please, and one
of this pink satin. Thanks. I'll de-
cide soon about the dress. N
Mrs. Gall (outside the store)-One,
two, three, five, eight, eleven, fifteen
nineteen perfectly lovely samples in
all Six or seven more as large as
these will make a whole block for my
new crazy quilt. I'll go around to
Ribbon & Linnen's and get them be-
fore go home.--Drake's Magazine.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-10-17
PITH AND POINT.

PERsPIRATIoN never rains but it
pores.
VOTING into the unknown-Death
by electricity.
A SYNDICATE of cattlemen has per-
feet right to water its stock.
IRIS odd how much food horse can
go without and still be no faster.
The waiter girl is different from a
poet. She is not born; she is maid to
order.
The fy-wheel is the anarchist of me-
chanics. 1t is always engaged in revo-
lutions.
CHICAGO has gigantic leather trust.
The increasing size of the women's
shoes render it necessary.
WHY don't they select sailors rs base
ball umpires? A tar ought to be n
good judge how a thing is pitched.
WHEN married woman goes out to
look after her rights her husband is
usually left at home with his wrongs.
A WESTERN jewelor, whose store was
attached by Buffalo On. Y creditor,
posted his notice on the door. "Closed
to meet Buffalo Bill"
QUEEN of Spain--'Good gracious
The baby king has the stomach-ache.
Lord Chamberlain (excitedly) = Call
the Secretary of the Interiorl
OMAHA TEAcHER-I would like some
one of the class to define the meaning
of vice versa. Bright boy-It's sleep
ing with your feet towards the head OF
the bed
THEY sat within the parlor dim
And fretfully she laid to him.
Il wish, dear John, that you'd behave,
II not, wish that you would shave"
Boston Courier
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-10-17

horses ready Tor them, as iela, the
maid, had said. They soon mounted
and rode away, with the shouts of
Mexican soldiers, trying to find their
route of escape, ringing in their ears.
When at last their trail was discov-
cred the Mexicans gave them hot
chase for short distance; but as they
got near Juarezs camp they abandoned
the pursuit. Leo and his comrades
dashed into camp, where the lovely
lula was surrendered to her lover,
Ezualdo, and the prisoners to Juarez
himself, who found in Colonel Fer
nandez foe he had long desired to
capture.
My friends wound was so obstinate
in healing he was compelled to leave
the service soon after the adventure
just narrated, Before he quit Mexico,
however, he saw Tula Nelasquez and
Ezualdo happily made one.