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The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1889-12-03
Charged Extra for the Pups Portrait.

Patron cn "a newspaper counting room in
Jewelry manufacturing town. want to ad-
vertise for n first class pearl setter What
Will it costs
Advertising Clerk-Seventy cents and ten
cents extra for the cut.
Patron-What cutf
Clerk-Why, the dog, you know We al
ways begin advertisement for a setter
with cut of a dog. Jewellers Weekly
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,,,,,ous AND CURIOUS

ssu''''s o, q noui. Library.
| 20 Of electrical develop
n 5is, az egs'eecha.lical progress-thls
u and NE %ben the minds of men
|,csic age , S solution Of the practl-
= kpt to ln' If daily lifs-it is re-
1 rODl.eanSs Glance N occasionally at the
bing, % ,5ongl.t of three or four
[spdied lno Tbcn science was in its
|,pres astrcnomy was, as yet but
Ebpcy; chemistry was alchemy;
rS'nlca, philosophy was dream and
kssac' llr;on was, on the one hand,
~; ;, red dogma, and on the other,
ras o;ne superstition. Such a
.s the past is afforded by a col
. ,n'O If b books recently placed S, oy
esn y Hitchcock in the Mercan-
bem. Il consists Of 266 vol
har- ,5s works OF the alchemists,
" ond other Hcrmcllcal PM
~ the Middle Ages, gathered
T,ban 4. Hitchcock while
gL tbe studies which resulted IN
rIsiIp5 ls az Oh Alchemy and the
DEM .s and other kindred works.
s33,;ans arc chiefly Of the Seven
|keals'O,'..,, .o,I,. half OF the Eight
! .on,uries. although some are
'ljar manv Of them beng man
=. never printed, one Of which
5s,e l4990. while others range
li5' to 1885,.
= IS the Divine Pymandcr of
=, Trisnlegistus the thrice great
tT.rnrv Of the Egyptians, the
q Il Her,netic philosophy, and
writings are claimed to ante
- Of Moses; here is a volume
Z. Earned Albertus Magnus, 1893
= Trar Roger Bacon, 1214-1264,
y renresented, we have Gebir's
y 4 Perfection, translated from
/ Liable Of the Eighth century-the
= hook on chemistry proper in
World. Raymond Lully (or
i here. whose life was one long
-,poe. ending in his being stoned
18Th 1915. a martyr TO his Chris
90 Here we have Friar Basil
:ssrne period uncertain), whose
-rrgs legend saws. were long con-
|.En ap.llar, which heaven, at last,
,nsry 10 the human race, shattered
|rbInderbolt. thus giving to man
n tbe philosophic treasures; Para
"a 1igO-l54l, the forerunner Of
|,Vrn enpiricists. a violent man in
|I7asnt are. who died of broken
b Eheu pitched out of a window
Es irate medical rivals, with a
Id the greater and lesser lights of
nmical literature. Here the mod
nheosophist or esoteric may study
santsin head. Haydon "Glorie
! tie Rosie Cross, Gilman's "Mys-
rs Of the Invisible World" Ash
ss Grand Secret the Golden
kaneesT Of Sandovigius, and other
Eisnd mystical writings.
n tie curious may decide by an
Enaon OF original productions
e1sg tie alcAcmists were sordid
hHs;ierlhe art Of transmitting the
Ele;als into gold and of prolong-
EHt lie Oh earth beyond the allOt-
NO nature. or whether they were
= Gd profound philosophers,
Es1g for high spiritual veri6es
nn.ealng their discoveries from
tErance Of the Vulgar and the
mFd hierarcns Of the Inquisition
ssArab!e and myth; using such
~ & sulphur, mercury and salt,
NosoPler 5 stone, the alcahest,
f1s milk. red 5Iidegrooms, lily
p Flsy lions. sol, luna, etc, only
E iae lot,y mysteries of man, of
tmy ard the soul, Of conscience
srriy. Of the Spirit OF God, and
ashuon Of the human mind and
iOall, the quaintness of style,
eazlntness often, too, of hand
and the odor of antiquity
BAKE the collection one OF rare
A-St Louis Republic.
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The Dogs Were Ahead.

Hunter-Did you see a wolf and pack OF
dogs pass this wayf
Farmer-That's what; and gee whiz. want
they going, thought
Hunter-That's good; and how were they
making it'll
Farmer When they passed here the dogs
were little ahead-American Field
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HioWer Users

~ of reason Or another, the ma.
en s,S So"er users are not flower
PHI t isu necessarily the few must
"a al nj many a.. In the city or large
Ehn fron sal procure their needed
asov O "a Professional florists, but
dsms smaller places there is no
! De ana, constantly being made
en I,aleur who raises choice
. prett II Is !. a real pleasure to give
~ Sos@wn girls the dainty
: EuuSs aquets they ask for, and
bbors =; porning to supply the
sbons',ss ni bouquets. 1t is crafty
- psssslpsr pride to have a dozen or
fns fowers eau 8 each day lust to
4 sAs los; ,is quite expecting and
rnost a a nosegay each, and
I'm the hp.s;i1viiege to send flowers
- Of th S''ae or TO place on the
M for ali DEAD; yet if all these
A furn;shss11e se varied purposes,
ne sOms sd zee by one, that person
eet beansU,'w beds robbed of hall
S's'-Vick's Magazine.
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Notice To Physicians.

TINE BOARD OF MEDICAL EXAMINERS
i for second Judicial Circuit met in ITALIA
hassee, on Nov. 18th. and granted certificates
70 the following physicissrs; Drs. B; " ".
Edwards, J. d. Palmer, j. L. Palmer, Theo.
Turnbull, W. B. Garter, G. B. Glover, w. =.
Marlborough, G. w. Lamar, K. g. Gamble,
W. L. Moor, J. e. Laird, j. H. Hunt, J. W.
Scott, J. 4. A. Davidson, c. B. Scull, J. NJ.
Darn, G. w. Betton, w. J. Gum, E. Christie,
w. r. Robertson, T. F. Munroe. g. II. Gwynn.
L. DEM. Blocker. s. A. Wauchope. All
physicians who continue to practice medicine
In this district, whose name does not appear
above, willsbe liable to the penalty pres cribed
by law, Sec IA. Board adjourned subject to
the call of the President.
THEo. TURNBULL, M. D., President,
GEO. W. LAMAR, M. D., Secretary.
Nov. %. 18So4t
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Coma EARLY and Avoid the Bush.

If you have frequent headaches, dizziness
and fainting spells, accompanied by chills,
cramps, corns, bunions. chillblains, epilepsy
and jaundice, it is sign that you are not
well. but are liable to die at any minute. Pay
YOUR subscription a year In advance and
thus make yourself solid for good obituary
charlottesville Breeze.
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The Queen Of Portugal Is FOND OF swirl
ming and dashes into the nercest oIeak sas
like q man. Indeed, several times sne nas
haen decorated for her bravery in saving
human life.
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"A paper states that man named Neville is
IN custody for taking "a drop too much
namely for marrying Miss Amelia Drop
while he had another wife living. London
It'd Bita
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1889-12-03

Bootblack-Wanto shine, sira
Ambitious Young Gentleman-Yes, I'd
,;ke to. but I've never been able to yet--Sun
and Voice.
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Both and All Three.
"Now q kiss, dear" quoth he.
lis noun. we'll admit;
But common or proper
Censt thou tell that Of it?"
well, think replied she,
ITO speak nothing ioath;"
While she smiled and grew red.
"Well, think it Is both"
Truth
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1889-12-03
IT'S Getting Cold.

IT'S now the dude who through the summer days
Did love old Bankers daughters and escort 'em
Most everywhere, doth wonder at their ways;
For exc the girls don't know him. now It's au
tulnn
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N U IRIS e r / e 8.
Glen St. Mary Nurseries!

LaRG stock Of Fruit Trees adapted to Florida
Florida
nd"B
MtesDa
FINE STOCK! LOW PRICES! DEALING!
New andP Price plcaon
q. T..
aker CO. florida.
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Send one dollar and read the FLoRID.
IAN whole year-416 pages, 496 col
umns.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-11

Sen unb bic @lieber erltarren trerocn, Die
er 10 oft I'M Dtenite ietnes Wdhitea &c.
brauht.
2oibario bereibt biaien ieinen MDbl
tbdter niht. Sn bas tleine Sprehgms
mer nes Nadbartlpiters tebrt er oft uno
oft wierer> uno es lit Inn Elm lieber,
trauter DIT setpprben, mo er ;liDeilea
grboluns iu@t BON ben Mnfrensunsen,
ote ieine &iinitlerlaufbobn init fi6 brinet.
Sen Dantsefiblsn a5er, Die iein Ger5 be-
Iselen, mubte CT NOD In anoerer Weiie
Auserid geben oIs In feiner Sinnesdns
runs olein.
Gin Sabr ipdter erregte eine ihDne
Warmorsrupps, bic In Den Sdlsn Der
Afaoemie gu Wien cine Belt lang aus,
eeitelt par, tros oes nad cen issisen
8earifen msnig ~ansiebenbm MO!ios Elm
eershtes Mufleben. Die @rupps itelte
einen alter Dgbensr,ant bar. Der einem
bungeraben &naben bas Mittassbrpc
narreidt, uns trus ben Gittl: ~G9ritz
tiAe Gbaritas". Man 14ittelte pie[t
fah ben Rppf I0er bic tounoetlide Joee
beS &imflers, aber Die Shbnbeit Der
Musflbrung irue ben SieS iiber Die Bes
bsntl; dfeiten anberer Grt oappn. Wan
fonnte iih al Den fanften ensliiden ST.
gen bes MDnds, an Dem inipirirten
Musorud isiner Musen, an bem berrIis
den Saltentpurf isines 8ewonosS gar
ni9t iatt isbsn audi Der &nabs tpurte
ais iiberaus gelungen belethnet. Sie
@ruppe farlo talo ibren Rdufer. Sin
reider @utsbeibsr, etner BON jsnen,
tpelhe bic Orbeustiftunsen nidt fir
sinen &sebsl9aosn Der menidlihen Sc.
ielidaft, ioabern fIr cine ieseusreide
Ginridtuns baIten, faufte bieielbe sur
Mus1@midune eiues bon ibm erbaaten
@aiienbaules um cine bobs 5um,ne on,
unb mir brauden wobl faum binsu3u.
fasen> su tpslhen 3weden Elm Gtetl
bisfes &oui1hiQinss bon hem elildltden
Ranifler pertpenost uurbe. Der bunS.
ernbe &nabe, an benz Der Sroensmann
8armbersisfeit geitt er iOlte ietne
SAulb ME bsreeTen uno trug fte ab
naA Rrdftsu uno trdst tie INNER nod
ab in Ieiner @eI1e. Denn ermuibi9t
our9 ben Grfolg ietner relisiDlen gom.
petition Bat 2otbario nun alia tn Der
g5abI isiner Stoffe eine reue &i9tune
einseidlasen.
Son benz Streben nah Der Sd6nbetl
Der Sorm bat er iiA 9etDenoet sur 5aDn'
beit oss Musbruds; bic @ieoerfplegsls
ung elmer eolen uno eroSsn 5eele in
ieinen @eftal!en, oteb it's, was ibr
fertan on3iebt, uno o~emSufol9e tueroet
audi eie Tbietitlde irHa1er ntebr perno9:
ld1tat. Sn benz Meniden aaein iu@
uno fin6et er oas @benbilb Dsfen, mel
/ den er als ben l1rbeber allies @roBeu,
, Sd5nen uno @abren ertenneu uno Der
ebren gelernt bat. 8.ele 3irhen beftbel
| bereits Merfe, tpelde untsr Der fiAerr
6anb bes Runtlprs entitanSen iinb, mi
fortan bient CT nit ieirer Gunif cen
Ga5niten unb 95hiten, pelhem cit
+ Ranalsr bienen fam - Ger &eliaion
unb idpinet fi@ bur@ iie gu isne
. @tuie empos, bon tpelder Die srDbtel
I Die er5btsn Runliter bes Mittelalters
I Elm 9afael unb MideI &ngelo, iein
8orbiIoer, ben Sdritt IN cine eludIeliB
Gmiatett getban baben.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-11
Der munnerer
Paul Book & Stationery Co
127 St Ste stra6e, ct. PAUL, Mimm.

@r baben ea srSbres 2ager bon STANDARD uno anberen Meren as fi
ale ibrieen gutbdnolr in MimeIpn su1anraen.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-11

0TATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF RAM
- SEY, (ss.) In Probate Court. Special Term,
March 10Th, 1889.
In the Matter of the Estate of William Bosch,
deceased.
on reading and fling the petition of Eva
Bosch, of said County: representing, among
other things, that said William Beech, late of said
County on the 18th day Of April, A. d. 1885,
at Saint Paul in said County died intestate, and
being an inhabitant of this County at the time
of his death, leaving goods. chattels and estate
| within this County, and that the said Petitioner
is the widow of said deceased, and praying that
administration Of said estate be to her granted;
| II IS ORDERED, That said petition be heard
| before the Judge of this Court, on Saturday the
| I'D day of April, A.. d. 1889, at ten o'clock A,
NJ, at the Probate Court Room in Saint. Paul, in
said County.
ORDERED FURTHER, That notice thereof BIZ
given to the heirs of said deceased, ana to al
persons interested, by publishing q copy OF th1.
order for three successive weeks prior 20 said day
of hearing, once in each week, in the Der Wan
derer, a w-eeklynewspaper printed and published
at Saint Paul in said County.
Il. 81 BY the Court,
SAMUAL MORRISON,
Judge of Probate
Attest: Frank Robert. Jr.. Clerk.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-11

State of Minnesota, L. In ppohato Cnurt
County of Ramsey, )ss LII liVuaV VVus
Special Term. March Is, 1889.
In the matter of sne estate OF Joseph Breg,
deceased.
On reading and fling tne petition of Edward
Ginther and Maria Catharina Breg, executors
OF the estate of joseph Breg, deceased, represent
| ing among other things, that they have fully
administered said estate and praying that a time
and place be fixed for examining and allowing
| their account Of administration, and for the
| assignment of the residue of said estate to the
, persons entitled thereto under the provisions OF
| the will of said deceased.
1t liz ordered that said account be examined,
! and petition heard, by the Judge of this Court
on Friday the twelfth day Of April A. D.lSSy, az
ten O'Clock A. NJ, at the Probate Court Room
| in Saint Paul. in said County.
And it is further ordered that notice tnereoI
be given to all persons interested, by publishing
q COPY of this order for three successive weeks
prior to said day of hearing, in the Der Wande-
rer. a weekly newspaper printed and published
at st. Paul in said County.
n. 81 By the Court,
-" SAMUAL MORRISON,
Judge OF Probate.
Attest FRANK ROBERT JR. Clerk.
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81 o 4.

allen beut5Hen gatbDIif.n 81. GIcrb's uno ~1mseseHb
oiene sur ga6rlhf, bag i'd 2vcaIsagent ban bon tnts
BON 81 DauI, bic gI16te fdtbotIihe 3eitnug I'm ben
Ser. 8 oa1en ; Der 6enbbote be8 G6ttiiGsn Ger5cnS
.feIu' Don Cincinnati rnb .DcS betmattlofe SegetufD'
groesrp Store gr. III Serb z. dpenue, st. GIcua,
Viinn.
s. q. Gubt.
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9rubiQbrs Mooen !!

9Sir tDmsn lest Srnbntrs. aGoben comslet in alien Depmtemants setsen,
8eGnnW. uo Gnabens Rleoer, NuSfattunJswaaren, Dde. &appen umo S1upe.
Der ere Gintaaf, ben SIR maht, miro isosnfoas Elm lsberyeter poer
Elm Gut fem. gir mDhten Guh Ca Sud iIba) uuiere Iusnabl 3ieen, bic
pue Musnabme bic arD6e In beoen Stdden III, mo auar in Stpnen, 5aaonS
uo Ireuen. 8snn nit Sud- nM@t aufceoen feaen iDvneu, erparten mir Crs
2unbi@at nibt. ST oiss ndt ebrM4?
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-11
Rn nerfanfen.

Sci ct. Ust4ueIss Stntion tf elm 2f6diges Qeobu'
haus, so :36 Gub grps, gang nc5e On Der st. B1ul,
ufinnsaupIis d. Dfonltobas Giieubaha uno Deprt ge,
Ieaeu, nebt einem guteu StaH uuo Brunaen ttat9..sn
p~srfduien. Beningungen let4t. GGhere5 81 erf1hreu
tel 3. Dr., ct. TtiGaeI statiru, Wrtsht ecr gaiuu
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Df. BRtNtEY
Bauberburs Btod,

Bauberburs Btod,
6ennepin ane.. gde 4ter Strabe, YiinneapoIisr Hum.
&eguIdr ~fubirter rnb gsietIi6 qua[iftsirter Ar5t.
&nnge proriS in or uniiaen, n~erp0Ien nro p1uttrdnts
heitsr Goniultotiou foftet nidis. g5ern MID mbgs
LID IN Die siast CUR gss sanat q, t0as,sl ipirs
SGne g%draniirt. Wenn mir oieS bespeifeln, faaeu mir
eS SpreGifunben unn 10 bis II rbr DlprgenS, 2 big 4
gtadnt unb 7 bis s l1br abenbs; sonntosS BON bis3
uhr J1dmiltags. Benu man ntht tpnluiea tann, be-
itreibe man SdI perepft.
Nerp6ie S6md6e, 0F saipaS.s c
ihminbenbes @sbddiniB. feblenne gnersie, SSrpe. li@e
8efSbr- Nusi surs pelhe ~folsente 6 ifecten bat. sters
pDfttdt. SGtrdGe. 1htpincenbe Sebiraft, fem SeIbhpers
trauen. i9ledtes Bebddtnb. ansidtas I'M Gefi9t,
touGii6feit sur Che, Melon6p ie, llnperSaulidfeit,
iGlehte Rorpsrlihe Ausbtlhu1g, GIafiperluf, Stitderz
f6rersen Il. Z. ID. tperben NIT nod ME ba9etreisn @r>
falg b%ehonbelt; ii4er unb iHnen.
8ltts Tito Sattt= ssH 5sa1a1sn , Ia &:
ben RDrpsr, 9oie, gals, 5a1t unb anpden ~ansreifen,
Glstien, aasidloo, Mtne. eczema, allie gDunb ben, 8e'
thpure, idnerslide @eiGipdlfte aus irseno uek1er
flria6be, pontio rro thr INNER aus eeui &Grrer pertries
ben, outG fihere, eurh eie 3eit 9eprine DteoiStnen.
Sletfe uno geIhtpolfsne @sIenfe nnb &beumattSmus,
&eiultate BON Siutper8i 1uasen tpeiben poattu fur.rr.
Nterett Ut. mrtttnrifGess s,Si..
rig nnO iGmsrsboft. 8u pursr uao bluttser ttriu. aas
neQe unh eb lltene ST Ddhen in bsioeu 9eidlc&tern
erfolgreiG, bebanoeit.
ttunaiIrlide NuSiuirfe prompt curirt.
gs III ieltftoerfdnblid rag elm arG peIder fd teiou,
bsr8 oe1 Dor ~iteheuben ST antheiten tpibn1er, in BET See
banoluns ~perielbeu srosen grf,Ig tobeu muk Ane
bet Inulen @ppEcatiouen unb Otriel aner Retailer nno
Sdnher tperben bsnust. 8sn, grperimente 9emodt.
1teberfliiiiiger Saartprtds auf immer
entferllt.
Tret.-NamptIet uub Sraaefarte fret had ieber GSs
brehe 9eidnot. Vile GpniultatiD-e oh per Soft rber
ooer ritublld oils oertraulihe Mtitibeilnnsen ruo nris
natim angeteben.
Or. Brinlep, WtinneaprIis, Slim.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-12-12

The horror of the heat is unknown to
us, or indeed to any part of Europe,
though Naples and Athens are desper-
ntely trying sometimes. But to the ma
tive of Scinde. Central Asia, the shores of
the Persian gulf, the sun of Greece is but
n trifle The utter helples.ness of man
under this infection adds horror to his
sufferings.
There is no hope and 40 resource when
the red hotair penetrates to those under
ground chambers in which the summer
is passed in Central Asia. 1.-THE inhabi-
tants," we learn. "are shutting them
selves up to escape"-probably closing
all the apertures of their subterranean
abodes, except those absolutely necessary
for ventilation. The air down below.
under such circumstances, cannot be
imagined by one who has not a touch of
experience. Houses of good class are
solidlv constructed under ground, with
chambers and doors and corridors, but
the mass of the people inhabit big holes,
rooted over, with no kind of permanent
convenience. Every winter the frost and
snow and rain play mischief with these
rough pits, and the damage is not always,
nor often, repaired by the following sum
mer. Fancy thousands Of Mongols in
these ders, pursuing their filthy habits in
scmi-darkness, suffering the awful tor
ment of heat, children wailing, adults
raving, always in want Of water and gen
orally of food, in an atmosphere beyond
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Standard.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-12-12

The valley of Gressoney is one of the
most beautiful localities in the Italian
Alps 1t also has curious history. In
the Eleventh century it was colonized by
German soldiers, to whom it had been
given by King Otto in recognition of
their valiant services to him. The de-
scendants of these soldiers. though in a
strange land, have stuck fast to their
German traditions. They still speak
German and keep up the closest connec-
ton with Germany. which they consider
their fatherIand. Their daughters are
educated in the best German schools and
seminaries When the young women
come home from the big cities of the
north, however, they are compelled by
their parents to lay aside their fine Ber-
lin and Frankfort garments to don the
curious customs of their forefathers, and
to learn to bake, and scrub, and wash as
their mothers and gFapdmethers did be-
fore them. The cleanliness of the
..Gressonari'' has made them famous
throughout Italy. Tt is proverb that
their barns are cleaner than other peo-
pies houses. German is spoken in the
family, French in the churches, and
Italian in the schools. Consequently a.
the Gressoaari know at least three Ian
guages-New York Sun.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-12-12
Hung It Up.

An awkward young countryman, from
Vermont, some years ago entered Bos-
ton warehouse apd asked for employ
ment. Hecould do any kind of ''chores,"
he said, and boosted of his strength.
'tStout as you are" said one of the
clerks, ''I'll give you ten dollars if you
will carry that bag of salt twice across
the store and never lay it down."
The Vermonter stood for a moment,
thoughtfully eying the bag, and then
shouldered it easily enough, carried it
twice backward and forward, walked up
to rope with a hook at its end, which
hung through a scuttle, and hung the
bag on the hook.
Sinister" said he, 81 guess I'll trouble
you for that air ten. l didn't lay it
down. hung it upr'
The clerk rather unwillingly joined in
the laugh which followed, and handed
over the ten dollars.
That's better than chopping logs"
the young man remarked, as lie deposited
the money in his wallet.-Youth's Com
panion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-12-12
Parsstan barber sl,ons.

)
Long ago a royal decree compelled
BARRIERS and hairdressers to hang at their
door white basin, SO as to distinguish
them from surgeons, who sheltered
Themselves. behind copper basin, and
these basins are still used for sign pur-
poses
They are of oval shape, and small
piece is Clipped out at one end. This is
intended to show that the basin viii fit
the neck under the chin. -.
But nowadays there are nosuch basins
inside French BARRIERS shops. You must
wash the Iather off your own face when
Figaro has finished shaving and cutting
you. Then, if you want your hair
dressed, you get back into the chair
and such uncomfortable CHAIRS as they
are too-agaifs. and the fellow recon-
mences.
- There are some hairdressers who are
not BARRIERS, but all BARRIERS are hair
dressers, and most of them are also wig
makers. They put some very queer
signs over their shop doors sometimes.
There is one old man up by the College
of France who has an oil painting out
side his premises which represents Absa
Iona hanging by his hair to u large tree
while his horse is galloping away in the
distance, and below the following words
are written: eff he had worn one of our
wigs this misfortune would not have
happened HIM"
A barber of my neighborhood has a
sign which reads: Shaving done here
today for money and tomorrow for moth
ing" This Tomorrow that never
comes, and which the evening before is
so often promised, is it not the most bit
ter sarcasm of all tie illusions of life
that we are acquainted with?-Cor. New
Orleans Picayune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-12-12
How the Heart Works.

A curious calculation has been made
by DIR. Richardson, giving the work of
the heart in mileage. Presenting that
the blood was thrown out of the heart at
each pulsation in the proportion of sixty
nine strokes per minute, and at the as
sumed force of nine feet, the mileage OF
the blood through the body might be
taken at 207 yards per minute, Z miles
per hour, 16S miles per day, 81, 800 miles
per year, or 5,150,S $50 miles in life
time of 81 years. The number of beats
of the heart in the same long life would
reach the grand total of 1850, 776, 900.
Medical World.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-12-12

Mr.. Sim Buchanan informs us that, owing
To unforeseen circumstances, he will not be
able to get away from fronton on his travel
inr four. not this winter anyway, ana ne
.ias,res MS to tell the public that, in the
meantime, he will do all photograph work
II greatly reduced prfces-and especial IN
- :. ,,e,norfs offered in the way of Cabinets.
8 - 49, y,saranteed to equal in quality any
sssf q can be secured in the Southeast; Now
Is va.sr time TO secure first class pnofo 2,
] rnfes not offered many times IN the course
whole life.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-12-12

Go to PAXTON Martins Livery for Stable
Buggies, Hacks, and for accommodations
for Picnic excursions. New rigs and good
horses.