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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-20

Gentlemen's List.
Adams, Griswold, C Pimentel, NJ f
Allen, CIV Guyan, A Pierce. FL
Allen, NJ NJ Hall, Geo Port, Andy
Armstrong, IL Hannah, o Rohner, Hans
ArmstrongJC Hadix, Z Rodger, A NJ
Austin. Guy Heffernan T Roming, p NJ
Austin, Henry HellbeIg l. Rooney, I Il
cambridge, & Helena, A Russell, Will
Baker, &c Helmerich. Ryan, Z C
Barry, w II Henry. Chas schacht, John
Barton, H Bibbard. c Schlesinger, B
Battinger, T B Holm, Thos E Schad, Isador
Batter, Albert Holt w G Schort Louis
Bette John Howard, A See, Charley
Berran, w RI Hudson, s Z Shiels, B
Brundage, N Hughes. Silva, J Z
Bryte, + l. Hunt C Smalley, f
Butcher, Otto johnson, VIM Smith, Geo
Bonnell, e Julian, ] Smith, G
Bothin, W w Julian. Dora Smith, Mr.
Boskey, CHASE Judy, Jacob (stonecutter)
Borle, Mr. Kelly, B-2 Sontag, r
Boyd, Joseph Kershaw A Snyder, G D
Burton, VIM kirkpatrick, Spence, Joseph
Cahill. ] Lacy, Chas Starkey, +
Gale, NC Lambrith, J L Steinmiller, G
| Caps, Alpha Lang, A E-2 Strachan, A F
Carter, NJ | Lembke. Sutherland, WI
Cammeyer & Lewis, Thes Taylor, VIM
Carberry. TF-2 Lutte, A Thompson. )
Carson, F w Lynch Dan Towe, Joseph
Cole, H Mamell, Harry Totten, II |
Coons. George Martin, Fred Trarbach, NJ
Cooper, Geo Martin, James Tuhrer, Ii
Costa, NJ E Marshall, K Turner, A
Cotton, Joe Mattern, Geo Urban, Peter
| Cotton, L L MeAteer, OF vanden burg,
CIeedan, Ian McClellon, WIS Mr.
Cruise, Robt McCitche en-, Vanderford D
Davis, Issac Lieutenant Wall, q, NJ D
Dorsey, Albert Mclaughlin, Wade, in
Dunbar Gus McWillams H-2Wagner d Co, ]
B Bnfsam M MaNsmse; W WaksfeId'
Dutra Manuel Menke, CIV Waggoner,
Dutra, Joe Mike VIM Walsh, Jas
Egle. Willard. E NJ Ward, Geo
Ensslin, Az Miller. Daniel Ward. W
Emery, Ellis Moliere, II L Warner, J J
Evans. Evans Mooney, G w Wallace, w
Estesoc, w Morton, Isaac Wehland C
Fairfowl, ] G Mosher. JC Welsh, Jim
Fay, Mr. hurry 4 Chew West, J Z
Farel. Frank Murray, Wheeler, en-
Farley, VIM Newell, Geo whalen, P II
Fitch, A CT Neeley, Robert wilkins Fred
Fisher, Peter Norris, Vim Williams II
Forbes. Chas Nordstrom, Williams A
Foster, w OBrlen, q Wilson, Amos
Fuller, Dan O'Keefe, J ] Wilson, NJ .
Garrett Sam OCoDnor, VIM Wilson, B NJ
Gaynor, Z OConner, w Wicks Harry
Gewchesley, Palmatier. d Winkleman, G
Gilmore. Jos Parri.h, Vim Wing w II
Gimlet, David Parker, Ed 4 Woolf, Joseph
Gleason, John Patton, + o Woods Jas
Grabst John Perry, White, James
Green, W S Peterson, V Y
Foreign.
Tn casa della Signora Dijlla Prijmerdemiller
Caterina Scalmanini Sarijge anara
Sonora Dona susanna Jose de souza Teixeira
BaenZerala Joas da Silva
MANU- Bades Senior Caumiro oaiaca
Chinese.
Wing Shing Yuan Kee
Miscellaneous.
The Weekly Republican Wholesale Dealers in
Sacramento Mining Co HARNESS and Saddles,
&C Blaundy, Pres opp Western Hotel
K. D. STEPHENS. Postmaster
BRoNcHTIs.-For hoarseness and sore
throat, Browns Bronchial Troches are a
|
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ICE CREAM HEADQUARTERS.

HAUBS RESTAURANT, 6I2 STREET
Ii Open day and night. Ice Cream supplied
for picnics upon short notice. Orders from the
country may be telephoned at my expense.
Telephone 81 laplS.tn ]. HAUB. Proprietor.
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THE SADDLE ROCK
RESTAURANT AED OYSTER HOUSE,

EIRST-CIlAss HOUSE IN EVERY RESPECT
l. Ladies' Dining-room separate. Open dsy
and night. BUCHANAN q CARRAGHER, Pro
prietors, 1919 Second street. between ] and
Sacramento. II
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HENRY ECKHARDT, GUNSMITH

MANUFACTURER AND DEALS a -
Nl er in Guns, Rifles. Revolvers MI
Ammunition and Sporting Goods.
All the leading makes of Guns and <YISA
Rifles at popular priccs-Parker, W "
Lefeyer, Colts, Smith, 1thaca, new Baker and
new make Guns. First-class Gun and Rife
work. Send for price list of guns No. 523 &
street. Sacramento. Cal If
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SACRAMENTO BANK

VNHE OLDEST SAVINGS BANK IN THE
i city, corner of and Fifth streets, Sacra-
mento. Guaranteed capital, $500 600; paid up
capital gold coin, $500 600; loans on real estate
February l, 1889, s., 747,S7S term and ordinary
ordinary deposits received, and dividends paid
in January and July. Money loaned upon real
estate only. The Bank does exclusively saw
lngs bank business Information furnished upon
application to W. p. COLEMAN, Presidcnt.-.
ED. X. HAMILTON, Cashier. iD-tf
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THE NATIONAL CAPITAL.
GERMAN AMERICANS COMPLAIN
TO THE PRESIDENT.
Senator Jones and Some OF His Pet
-Harrison's Cottage
in the Mountains.
SENATOR JONES.

ESPECIAL DlsrA7cHEs TO THE REcoRD-UNIoN.l
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Very Small Pay.

WASHINGTON, May l9th-Captain G. E.
Borden of New Bedford. Conn, has been
selected by the Secretary of the Treasury
to take charge of the new Harbor of Refuge
for ship wrecked whalers and Arctic ex-
plorers at Point Barrow. The Harbor of
Refuge was authorized by the last Congress,
at cost not 10 exceed 600 for erecting
the necessary buildings. The buildings
will be completed on the Pacific coast and
taken up in sections. Captain Borden is an
old whaling captain, and understands per-
Iectly the exigencies of the region to which
he is going. Re leaves this week for the
coast, and will leave San Francisco June
LIST by the United States steamer Bear. Two
assistants will accompany him. The pay
is but 500 per month, with supplies fur
nished.
National Capital Items.
WASHINGTON, May 19tn-Mrs. Harrison
is preparing for her sojourn at Deer Park.
1t is quite likely that the family of the
President will be in occupancy of their
cottage in the mountains in the early part
of the week
Mrs. Hearst expects to leave the CITY
early next week.
1t is rumored again here that Attorney
General Miller will be placed upon the Su-
preme Bench in place ofStanley Matthew's,
deceased; that Secretary Tracy will be
made Attorney General, and that Tom
Plat of Neg York will be made Secretary
of the NAVY
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-20
UNDERTAKES.
REEVES GLONC.
J. FRANK CLARK,
COUNTY CORONER & UNDERTAKEN
No. IO15 Fourth ST., bot. and X.

A LWAYS ON HAND THE MOST COMPLH.
II Stock of UNDERTAKING GOODS on thI
coast. Country orders, Ay OF night, viii 70
ceiye prompt attention TELEPHONE NUHBn
1884. [4pl GEO. H. CLARK, Funeral Director.
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Hoods SarSapariIla

Sold by all druggists. 81; six for IS. Prepare
by CT. HOOD &CO., Apothecaries Lowell, Mas.
100 Doses One Dollar
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-20

Sold bv all druggists. st: SIX for SIS. Prepared
by C. l. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass
100 Doses One Dollar
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RESTAURANT DE FRANCE

E,AURE 81 BECKER. PROPRIETORS sue
l. cessors to L. PAfEN), 4 81 X street. near
Metropolitan Theater. Family entrance on
Fifth street. Family Orders, Banquets and
Wedding Parties a specia ty If
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-20

BRoNcHTIs.-For hoarseness and sore
throat, Browns Bronchial Troches are a
specific.
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LIST OF LETTERS

Remaining in the Postohhce at Sacramento on
Monday, May o. 1859:
Ladies' List.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
VAN TAsSTLL & KrARNEY HAVE
rNSuRPASSED FACILITIES IN

VAN TASSFLL 4 KFARNLY HAVE
UNSURPASSED FACILITIES IN
THEIR NEW MAMMOTH BUILDING
FOR THE CAREFUL STORAGE OF
PINE CARRIAGES AND SLEIGHS. a.
the following rates
For Broughsms, Coupes T-carts. Coupe.
Rockswsys and other 4-2assenger vehicles,
kS 80 VSN month.
For Berlin ROckaways. IAndaps. Coaches
Bsrouches and 0passenger vehicles. SIS per
month.
For PhsctOns Road Wagons Carts and
2passenCer vehicles, s3 per month.
For Seghs seating persons. 81 per
month.
Eor slelehs seating 8 or persons,
a. 90 per month
For slelghs seating persons. s1 so per
month
IF INTENDED FOR SALE, A PRICE
CAN BE NAMED WITHOUT FuRTH -
CHARGE EXCEPT COMMISSION
ThE LARGEST STOCK OF GOOD
sEc0N D HAND CARRIAGES OF the most
varied kind IN the city, On pr.vns sals
HAND HARNESS OF ALL GRADES and
weights; ~ adde's and brides, &c.
VAN TASSFLL 4 HFARNEYL
HORSE AND CARRIAGE RFPoSITORY'
AND AUCTION ROOMS.
~ iS0 AND 1872 EAST 18TH ST., ,,,
se'Ough % i2s. 1877. 100 EAST 12TH-ST
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
Real Gstaic i1Janieo.


A FARM WANTED, dry soil. within one
~ hour OF city: must be within half mile
" railway station; will give IN exchange
two nearly new cottages in first-class order
3 minutes walk from railway station price
$40, 600: no incumbrance. Il. L. WOLCOTT,
owner 20 Centre-st., NewYOrk.
ykJANTED TO RENT.-turnished house
w for small family, within hour OF city,
on east bank Hudson. Address j. X. ),
BOX Al. Tribune Uptown once, l,23S
broadway.
VIZ ANTED.-A two or three story mill,
w brick or stone, about $50 feet long,
80 feet wide with clear space OF 25 feet
from centre pillars water or steam power
within ! hours ride % NewYo ork. Address
p o. Box 1913.
-s-~ -
For other real estate ads see 10th page.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
Bnar0 iOanlt0

A YOUNG COUPLE. with babe seven
y months old. 10 secure home comforts
want room and board in absolutely private
family: best Of references. In replying
state location Of room and price. Address r.
Tribune Once
DOOMS Or BOARD by clergyman and
II wife. rear 5th-ave. and 60th-st. Ad-
dress, stating terms, &c., EFlSCOfAL,
Tribune Office.
TWO young ladies wish board and large
i room, with folding bed, I'm refined jew
ish family location 18th to slth SITS, 2d and
4th aves Address REFINEMENT, AdNcr-
tiscment Office. 1923 3d-aye.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
SPECIAI

- PECIAL.
- Those intending to purchase vehicles
q any kind for Christmas present, will do
well % give us call. as we have reduced
prces on account OF removal February 20
Sur new building 15l-153 South 5th.aNe.
and 1881 WOoStcr-st RACINE WAGON
AND CARTILAGE CO.. 113-l55 Spring-st.,
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
n EeO 6e1 ana k63 Cram.

s. REMsoN. kso 5o1 ana 563 Grana-
Il. st. BrOOklyn.-IIorse owners paradise
light carriages Ot every description hand.
made harnes- for all purposes; village and
road carts. business and depot wagons. and
every other article pertaining 10 the horse
the only one-l ice house ia the business. and
that the lowest
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
tl)ork n)anlco.

Females.
A YOUNG LADY HAlHDRESstk
a would Ike few more chsasei i'e,ies ~,
crate Addrcss HAIRDRESSER. IL VIII
lett.st.
4 YOUNG lady. conyersant IN English.
"a french, German ahu ,'i'lSt ,ii ucs.rIs
position as amanuensis ana uooNh' elct IN u
Wholesale Crin. would have no Objection 10
travel: highest city feieregces. Address
Miss L.. care oi Nine. Llnley, 100 oti'-S " g.
A YOUNG LADY. cNperlcneel az type- Pc
sllOn salary moderate. AuN'O'' N 80
I1s lfth-at., brooklyn.
An INTELLIGENT LADY desires cp'-
~ plovmrmt Ior rart or all of her tiIr I,
day or evening would Ike opportunity o"
learn stenography aud typcwritins IoI 7r'-
Vices. W s.. Tribune once.
nFSIGNTR and FORELADf on chi.
~ dfon's cloaks ana u'o''
COMPETENT. lj9 ith.avc.
- TEXOGRAPnER and TYPEWi.I ,,.,i ,,i..d. ! ka.
- BY Young lady In doNnt,"~" do,,",r ""'s
q references from former 'Hpgl' ~
dros, l.. C.. Box .. Tribune u'.'e.. -----
- TENoGRAPHER and lIafnTqlnIa type
- writer desires pcfuaheht p"N's"p- "
i."rleuc.d good reference e.. stt''.i ti -
PHONO 1867 Franklin ave, D,-.1H'-n.
with practical iM9wl. ii,.
edrc ~ stennrrarhv. drsltc- p'l1loii
srlpry moderate. address -. h'' -
Tribune onicc.
w ANTED Nv raBnrd Young widow, pcsi-
w tlo.i OF some kind. AduISs' hOEE'
Tribune once
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
Real estate 10 gxrhanqe.

ruyI11 ryCuHTCr - ---s< -.
w factory property in New-fork or
brooklyn. c. II. HANNAHS. 253 West
42d-st
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
Z iln Real estate for Sale.


A -iOK SALE Ia, .-,,-~c.,,'' -, c.,,
ininsS SSssotJ and Iss Sssehsnt nS1 "e:s Cabinet
pleted; sa@e @EpY"bbiicese bicssse fronts just com. ON
Church esll and ID, Trinity Corporation
JAMES BROWN oT,o. s2z,VVp, :',. p,,idc,
A CORNER PLOT o. w. - =. .;,-,,.I7.
and dOsn.SEn DO, Sa,sso9.ss s2S COO Coo BroadWay
locations, With corners .es property otli,i
1sAA9 a: GEAvEs Iii s,o.dusS ~ syoV'"O0'
A NEAT little house %, : -
seen any time; win l., East oo'h's''
o,r,,--.- ,r,,--------- n. y. YETrER.
A. TagIh'AyE. ~! AVE corner; double stoye and
F. E. KRUEGERs'r fsr Sss. ssGt q O inycStmsnt.
Eig5r.CJ-Ass -, - -oe hss. l2d-st.
j loo iroas ir4SS Swn1,,s iG1,1,,,stOy hishstoop 20
SIDE sidsens.on u The tenderloln ~ e~lRss'r3gin f,
nsnssp onig sss ooe 5ps interiors scs, work.
eof Snm1Syps SsnlmSps oopen for Inspection rfss fYsl-
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22

u CSINESS WAGONS at bargains; 100
ID new. 20 second hand delivery wagons :
tll sizes, ali styles. fully warranted suita-
bic for express. procerS butchers, bakers,
milk, Laundry. dry.cOOds. &c. wagons
taken in exchange buy direct OF the manu-.
iscnu at and save money. HUDSON
WAGON CO.. 532 Hudson-st., 107 Charles,
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
Giip Real gs,ate 60 Get.


4 T REDDfFD RENTAL-Unfurnish
a mouse last Yth-st.. OF for sale bar
gam. DALEY, - West 35th-st.
4 ORNLR STORE and Easement. south
" west corner BfoOme and Wooster sts :;
suitable Toy ine saloon would give long
lease. Address A., Box 3. Tribune ONCE
Offices ard salesroons jr
~ buildings Nos. 7l3 and SO Broad way /:
isO stores and loft In various locations
l. TANENBAUM, 529 BrCa1way.
HOUSE IN 7Oth.st, near 4th.syo. ALI i'm.
Il prOVemeits rent only 81 .OO
THOMAS a LCkEKsON, IS West 3Oth.st.
ID ARLOR FLOOR. suitable Tor physician
4 IN 30th-st, near Broadway; rent only
300. THOMAS a. ECh EKSON, 81 West
S0ih-st
To BE LET. - Broome-st., between
= Greene and Mercer, front part street
WI suitable f0F SIX busineS. Address
,.9aAlssioN." Tribune Onice.
IL RENT from January ]. for months
ave etgef-A very desirable house, 9Th
fr4ie "a ssf Washington SqCare very mod
a." sss1 s1 OGDEN g. CLARK, 40 4th-
=. ana s-e u PiDe-st.
- iLtTSss Cortlsndt-st., under Mer.
best loea.,s,ih ihetel, large store, 25X130 feet !;
ROE TIyTonn y the city. Apply j. MON
~AAoR. ll8 Wa<r-st.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22

A MUST SELL IMMEDIATELY .
n. large mares, both In foal head work
from so 10 5000 above horses will be sold
70 responsible parties on 90 and 80 day
notes. Inquire at Warehouse Stables. rear
No. 10 East lst-st., between Bowery and
1d.ave.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
Rooms manteo.

A PHYSICIAN wants an onice ana Ded'
"A room. Address DR.. EIJlNGER' l5Sth'
81. ana lith-ave.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22

A BARGAIN Two stylish Kentucky
n saddle horses broken TO all gaits and
sne drawing horses one speedy mare
pearly new sidebar ton wagon and harness
tl50; two beautiful black bear robes, $50.
Contractors once, ri West 62d-st., near
boulevard
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22

IL USINFSS WAGONS our own make
- second hand wagons good variety no
reasonable offer refused. WM. II. PLATT,
% Greene-st.. near 4th-st.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
Conntrr Real estate Go Get

OOSEY COTTAGE, Mcrristown good lOca
u ton +: sanitary. perfect; modern inl-
;rovements dec ided bargain. j. HENRY
JOHNSON, MorristOwn, n. j.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22

A "A COMPLIMENTARY COPY OF DR..
IA. Humphreys Veterinary Manual. 500
pages. Of treatment ana care OF domestic
and poultTy-sent free. Address HUMPH.
Keys MEDICINE CO.. 100 Fr!t0n-st.
New-Yofk.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
ssTIonN MOORE. SO TO 80 wARREN 81.
who deals EXCLUSIVELY ip

who deals exclusively in
.,opsE CLOTHING and STABLE GOODS.
an experience Of thirty years as 70
w, W. ssa correct styles in Riding anc prlv.
res 1e '~Suirments, ara Keeps everything
ihs line In stock, from n Name Comb or
" 80, Pin 70 a Coach OF Tandem Harness.
Nb4snIn' AM "a HARNESS made on the premises. Of
~ sa., stock and superior workmanship.
texsrYssy HAHN ESS, nickel or
EIuvt,a,,on rubber mountinRs. So upward.
,iMnEV HARM ESS, genuine
eu1Ss, mouetinss. hand.sewed. sl4 80 up.
N'g M HiE HA IN ESs .s2s ~ sl6Q
AiYuuiLVT COACH HARM ESS.s5c 70 $3.50
LIVE HARM ESS. light or
sssyyr u.nNrs;s. s.'-.'.'.'.slii7 81 70 70 az 40
,B5yysS,iE snd FARM HARM ESSsl7 TO gIS
Iaaxtis0Ns COMPCSlTlON-SnIau,
,SsIIisH cRoWN soAP-Qusrts. eoc. /;
,Jg1;F g1;IFs' pR4ssING. 45c.
BASpAGEs-Derby. Soc English worsted,
slsS' Brushes, Currycombs. Chamols.
sponges. Riding Saddles sac Brides, Clip
$purs, soaps, Oils dressings; tc:. &C;
POSITlNELY HE WILL NOT BE
uNDERSOLD.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
il)ork iuanteb,
MRI@

~ .INTrR Would like 10 get work from
builder. property-owner or real estate
gooh workman. W. q. 0ORMAN, loo
Con M. st HroOklYn.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22

GENERAL HoUsEWORK.-By a young
VI colOred woman I'm frst-class privata
family willing and obliging best city ref.
erence from last place. Address HOUSE.
WORK, 153 4th-aye.
New-York tribune., 1889-12-22
w.,e,ooms. '?sN s. to "SVTyxR IS WARREN So.

4 CHANCE SELDOM OFFERED.
A Gentlernan viii SELL his fast road
Sar.e. VICTOR. a blood lay, years old.
rs. hands one OF the handsomest. safest,
,no,t reliable Of horses a natural roadster
q, 10 miles per hour can pull two men To
Nh buggy better than :35 good pole and
e. horse price S275. Also seal-brown
,SshiDg, HECTOR, l594 hands, G years old ;
= very promising horse has been used for
Samlly use IL dOcile and quiet very hand
Sod saddle horse price 1925 These
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

A short time ago q drummer from
abroad called at Bangor livery sta.
BILE and wanted double team for q
ten days trip into the country, and
the stable man refused to let him
one on the ground that be was a
stranger. There was much discus
sion over the matter, and finally th @
drummer said:
What is your team WORTH
-Four hundred and ffty dollars
was the reply.
III pay you that sum for 1t, will
you buy it back again when return?'
asked the customer, and upon receiy.
ing an Affirmative reply, he promptly
put mp the cash. Ten days later he
returned, and driving into the stable,
he alighted aud entered the Office
saying, we'll, here is your team, aud
now l want my money back
The sum was passed to him and
he turned and was leaving the place
when the livefyman called out,
look here, arn't you going to settle
for that teamp
For what team2 asked the drum
mer, In surprised tone.
For tho one you just brought
buck.'
We'll, now drawled the drummer,
you aren't fool enough To think that
would pay anybody for the use o.
my own property, are yOu? and he
shook the dust Of the place from bis
feet.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Men Get up the drinks and the
drinks NJ set the men.
Berry picisefs &c. what they can
anc can what they get.
No wonder time Is 20 often killed ;
u 10 struck every hour.
Many . man who 10 strong enough
abroad TO quell riot is too weak q,
home 20 put dowo even . carpet.
Bobby. knowing whereof he speak 9
calls the three feet Of trunk strap
hanging behind tho kitchen door b 10
fath-r's tan yard.
Noah was the Hrst man Who strict.
y observed lent. He lived on water
for forty days and nights.
Il lie curious fac, that. although
women talk about four times as fast
~ men, It takes them eighty times rs
long to tell thing.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Mother (severely): Robert. you
did very wrong to do what / told you
not to do. As punishment for
your disturbance l forbid you to
play with Willie again this afternoon.
Bobby and Willie twist neIvously in
their chairs for half an hour, when
Willie observes: Ma, do you think
it's fair to punish both OF US for
what Bobby doncr
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

choice stock Of Candies, calsss BRACKETS Supa
md Coffee Candle. ron e to soc HAisins to 2Sa Cur
81 20 gallon. Oyster crackers loo per II Also Coal Oil
am thankfuto eas past patronage ana ask that
sfE5ltRsA noUsER
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

WAen baby ~as sicE, re gave be- Casto~iA
When ahs vas end, she cried for ca4torsA,
Whsa shs became Miss sss O'unE - cs.soEiA,
WIS. sas hsA Children sils gave IA~n Cassora~
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Visitor: MY good man, l am
visiting the prisons for the purpose
'of collecting statistics as to the causes
chat lead TO the Incarceration OF the
prisoners Of the State
Convict: is that SOP
Visitor: Yes; and would like
to know what brought you here.
Convic': well, sir, IS pear as |
can give it to you. 1t was the sheriff.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Snall boy: Papa, why do you
need protectionf'
Papa: What do you mean?,
Small boy: Il see that the govern.
ment is going TO protect 'whalers.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Il called. sir, said old Jinks to The
tailor, in reference 10 the letter you
sent about the way my son has treat.
ed you. guess you will find him
all right in the future, because he
has promised me to settle down.
That doesn't interest me- replied
the tailor. Il want him to settle up
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Remembering that money aved is
P. ROBOssON SON. Cheap Store and L alice Ha,a
Romney, w. st Vtrginiu.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

A young Texas preacher as,onish-
ed bis audience by giving out his
text as the 7th verse OF the 3rd
chapter of st. Charles. They under-
stood the clip OF his tongue when
finding he was engaged TO young
lady in st. Charles, La.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Father, snid Willie, who had jus,
been corrected. that strap 10 hsred-
itary, isn't i,2'
Il don't know that IL is.'
But it descends from father TO son
sdoesaS it?'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Ellie Mamma, why does the boat
make that dreadful noisep' Mamma:
That is because sbo is just going to
Start Efiie: If / was as sorry as
,tbat / wouldn't go
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Bridget-'Enjoy slape. is itf The
minute l ley down I'm asleep, and
the minute Pm awake / have to get
up. Where's the time for enjoying
slapo to come In. I'd like yez to tell
mef'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Teacher How do we tell n any.
thing is sweet or souri, Pupil: BY
the sense of TASTE Teacher: And
how do you distinguish colors%
Pupil: by the sense OF touch
Teacher: You can't feel colors. can
your Pupil: Yes, don't you some
times feel blueY
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Smart attorney: You say the
evening wore on. What did /, wear
on that particular occasion?'
Witness: The close of the day, l
presume
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-09-13

Young lady: Mister Conductors,
will have timo to say good.by to
my friendsf'
Conductor: Guess not, Miss
train leaves in two hours and a half