The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-05-30
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al rssn 10 ihs. easutfy sss tie rovns 70 |
tbess ~bg have lses1 bicsaed With i-iS,.
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lighted va l - mseh bsir IS yea
We'll. zsa, 80 Gao bony q asI loifae IeE
iosts.
--DnAe Yoa Lsss been looking slssiFhi
81 me iof The lses are ninusa. whs, 10
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dsrinf.
Ia agbosiic u oee .ho ibiaks ihs,
isanovs ~ abgui everything, sHd ibs,
o.hsr People asow nothies shout sby
thinf.
--Psialsmi.ia Clara. sec TIA, The
ifoas gate IL Aevp tbls nofbi1g. Clara
tshyiyD Yes papa, ysu knov love ieveis
oil ihisss
-Aa OHIO cbsich deacon exclaimed,
ConsAfs IL sli Go Tefssl aud the verdict Of
The eAafaa Investigation wa Not guilty,
ba, Ia bad tssie.
--Pdssd Do Jon live happily With
your basbapdf Muscular wiis-oi
course | 90. Ia like 10 see bim try no.
10 live happily siih las
--Hasbsnd A sori to tho wise 10 sufi.
eieb,, ny dear Wife, know 1t. dsrl-
sns TDsis sby bsse 10 be continually
and evsrlsstinsly talking TO you.
She Yes. se bad splendid lime last
summer. Pour other yssssr girls aud ]
took snsnp through the Adirondacks
He Did the tramp have . good time.
Mr.. Dlobson - What idiots there are
90 the newspapers nowadays Mrs. Blob
son Yes. you have teen sitting on that
copy Of the News Tor tho psst hslf-hour
Mrs Topernst--I woud have you
kno~. that my family moved ia the upper
circles Of society Mrs Bluni-I'ye often
heard tell that scum sllns rises TO the
top.
--Csni Ihsve Just one hiss before ! goS
Only Doe. She--And II la yon have
one. you will take two, won'lyou' He
No, 1 won't. indeed. won't She Then
you shsht have any.
That vas cool Scottish aside OF
IN old deal ,, who. when eihorting bis
son to practice honesty In bis dealings. on
the ground OF ,s being the "best policy, .
quietly added. II hae tried bath
He (pfosaic) Let's 80 to Niagara
Falls. She (tenderl- %, its too cold there.
Let us HE southwark - TO that sweetly
named place 10 Floridai He What
placer She (archly)-Io Kssimee. They
CO.,
Miss Plainum That borid Ms. Butte
Actuslly had Der photographs for sale 10
the sistioners shops couldn't do such
thing under any consideration. Her bit
forest friend You haven't The face TO,
have you. dear
Ia the psrlor at l2;30a IN. Excuse
me, Harry. papa is cPlliog. Certainly
Eveline Eyelioe Ion her return to the
parIor)--Im sorry Harry, but you'd bet
ter 90. Papa says be hrsn't got license
for running an all night place.
Nebraska man How many trees did
you set out on Arbor day. neighbour
set out Atty goods ones. I'm great he
iiever 10 Arbor day myself. SO am !. Up
our way we've travelled as far as three
miles with horse thief TO hnd tree.
The craze for uhistling among girls Is
seriously troubling the humorous editor Of
the Boston Transcript He Gays II is al
most Impossible to tell wether girl IL
Collecting kiss or is only preparing to
quicker He ought to give the girl the
benefit Of the doubt.
Here is marriage notice clipped from
q Cleveland paper: In Guilford, Medina
county Ohio. on the "a inst. by s. VIII
son. Esq, Mr.. Samuel ID. Curtis TO Miss
Sally Murphr. after a tedious courtsbip
OF 10 years. which va. iotDe with Chris
filu iottitulo aud paiienee
"A personal item says that Miss Marie
Louise Eve lisa "risiog poeless OF Angus.
u, "a. !" but Il do.sn't name the hour she
rises IL is hoped that she rises early
enough to help her mother wash the break
fast dishes aud pare the potatoes for din
nsr. That's the kind OF rising" poctesses
abs cosoity needs.
Jones There are only two periods 10
mans life when be is GREATLY interested |
10 bis persons appearance. Smith :
When do they oecnlf Jones 0ae is at
twenty when be- watches the hair coming
out Of his upper lip. and the other is ~
out on the top o! his bead,
SHE had done something naughty and
earlier tbsa usual. aud told Der she
would punish her Tor i. ia the morning.
The chiid kneit down TO ray her prayers
aud she put in thi. Interpolation. Please, |
God, won't you take mana mp to heaven.
not Tor altogether. bot just for to NOR
rov.
Are you the sifi showss 10 come TO |
our hon-e ~ a uufsrI asked q fashionable |
lady Of the hesi,by looking girl Who had |
jus. entered the room. ! am, mssm
have exsnined ,on references. aud l find |
them satisfactory. You may begin next
week. But Il ye ppze, nasm. ia like 10
ask yez van question. What is III Is II
baby w poos dog that am to look
aiier.
"A nes baby came into home 10