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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-08
FARMER POLITICIANS.

WIZ Take Hand in the Ohio Contest
Now.
LIMA, OHIO, October IA call has
been issued for Farmers SentOrisl Con-
yention to be held in this city on the 16. h
inst. The call invites farmers, labOrers,
mechanics aud individual merchants, re-
gardless of party affiliations, who realize
that the business of this cOuotry has gone
into the hands of trusts. The convention
will he a mass one, and is for the purpose
OF putting in nomination a candidate for
State Senator,
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srtH8sD HIS BRoVHEB.

Is--.I. c....- Aursy no Jefferson Coun-
rf, ohio.
Eur
rNrTrE d, O.t0ber 7.-l es.er-
tsr .r.rre cutting efray that wil, re
colo aay occnrred at Empire, this
eo1av Joseph Crsgo quarrelled with h.-
n. ari attempted 20 strike her, Fheu h.-
brother William Cngo. inteIie1e1. Joseph
immediately drew knife and stabbed
William across ihe abdomen letting oi7
bowels o1t. Tee wounded msn cauuci
recover Joseph was arrested ana via o'
b-l-rbt to this city in The morning.
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Nnw 49, - HAPPY.

An Elopiug Couple Receive the Parental
Blessing.
WESTMINSTER. ND. October Mss
Kitty Roberts, second daughter Of Mr..
Charles b Roberts, eX Attorney General
of MARYLAND, a bright blonde of II, elOped
on Saturday with william n Thomas, e
prominent yoarg member Of the Carroll
county bar.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-08

LoCEPoBT, \. y, October AT 4
O'Clock this morning the rain Of the night
changed to snow, which fell to the depth
Of SIX inches, greatly damaging shade and
fruit trees.
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Director of the Mint.

WASHINGTON, October THE Prsi-
dent has appointed Edward o. Leach, Of
The District Of Columbia, Director Of the
Mint,
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4 Clrar Makers strIke.

LANCASTER, PA, October 7.-0ne hun
dred cigar makers employed by Oblinger
Bros. & Co, Of this city, went on strike
this morning against a proposed reduction
Of wages
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COUNCIL COMMITTEES.
A Big Lot of Work Transacted at the Git.
Han. Last Night.

A Big Lot Of Work Transacted at the City
Hall, Last Night.
Six Council committees and the Board
of Pablic Works united to make things
very lively about the City Hall, last even
ing.
The Committee on Scales audited bills
TO the aggregate of 1896. One of the
items was $2725 for the repair Of the
scales opposite Bells foundry, and Weigh
er O'Brien took advantage of the opportu-
nifty to inform the committee that the
scale was again ont of order, and that II
was useless to spend sny more money on
the scale, as it was worn out. The Kasley
& Brooks scale is very much in the same
fix. E. Kasley appeared before the com
mites and asked that the Whitaker mill
scale be removed to the corner Of Chapline
and Sixteenth streets, stating as n reason
that the Whitaker mill would sell no more
coal, requiring the entire product Of their
mines for their own use. He further sta
stated he intended establishing coal yard
IN the neighborbOoi Of Sixteenth and
Chapline, which would more than double
the business at that point. The matter
was referred 10 a subcommittee, consist
ing of Mtssrs. YahD, Faris and Meyers, for
report.
The Committee on Streets, Alleys and
Grades had before them two ordinances,
prepared by the City Surveyor, under the
direction of the Board OF Pablo Works,
enc establishing the grade of McCnlloch
street, between Twenty and Thirty
third, and the other establishing the grade
of Twenty-seventh street. Both papers
were approved. There is some complaint
by one or two property holders, about the
change ia the grade, and John McMorris,
at the corner of Thirty. second and Nc
Cnlloch streets, filed psper, alleging
damages, az did also Mrs D0wler. The
papers 20 to Council without recommenda
ton. Residents of Pierce street, in the
res Caldgel's run addition, want that
street graded
The Committee on Ordinances met vii b
the Board of Public Works and c0psidered
the ordinance they were directed to get up
designating carriage and wagon stands. 1t
was sgreed, after long discussion, that
the hacks, gurneye, etc, bad bstteT be
removed from Market street, near TIVE fih,
to the south side Of Twelfth, east OF Mar
ket, and that the express wagons be placed
on Twelfth street, between Main and
Water. The City Solicitor will draw the
ordinance.
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Lnokr Cleveland Thieves.

CLEVELAND, October Thieves Die"
a safe open in Sigler Bros jeWelry st'Ie
last night and stols 81, 500 worth C'
watches, rings and stones and. $500 In easO'
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rnss.u,s Challenge to Joint Debate.

Russer's Challenge to "A Joint Debate.
BosroN, October THE Democratic
State c, mmittee hes invited the R7pubh-
can State Committee to unite in holding
one or more public meetings at which
the Republican and Democratic candidates e
for G. Governor-Brsckett and Russsll-snhli
Jointly discuss the issues of the campaign
as de6ued in the platforms adopted by the
parties.
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| Ten Ihon.and DolInr Firs I'D CoIum bus.

COLUMBUS, o, October The Colum-
bus Closet Co, manufacturers Of automatic
closets end brass goods, Was damsgta ~
FIRE to-niqht about so, 900, insurance COW
ering lOsa.
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General Woodward to Marry Miss Jones.
BINGHA1iPToN, n. Y October Tine
e,gseement ia announced of General James
Ois Woodward, Grand Commander Of the
Patriarchs Miitsnt Division of the Allan
tic 10 Miss Edith Jones, daughter of the
Lieutenant Governor
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SLATIERY'S STORY.
The 81. Louis Millionaire Receivers from His Wounds
and Tells a Strange Tale-His
Mind Affected.

ST. LOUIS, October Capt. D. B Slat-
terry, who was SO mysteriOusly assaulted
and robbed early yesterday morning, is
resting quietly, but his physician will not
psrmit him to talk nor be seen. The ac'
tual facts in the case are still in the dark,
but the detectives expect 10 clear up the
mystery in the end.
Warrants for robbery in the first degree
were sworn out against Alexander Hnnt,
the man charged with so cruelly beating
Slatiery, and for Barker II ckey, of the
Klos,erman saloon. Hunt, who is charged
with relieving Capt. Slattery of his dia-
mond stud, is in tight fix, for the gold
frame in which the diamond stud was sat
was found in the closet in his cell. When
he dropped il there he thought the sewer
would receive it, bat there is trap to
catch jost such Telic', and the the police
are tlated over having secured what they
consider sufficient evidence to convict the
disinterested alleged defender cf Klos
terman's honor It is believed that Hunt
has swallowed the stone.
he TELLS A STORY.
After regaining power of speech laet
night, Capt. Slattery told the following
story Of his adventure: 81 wss at work
Saturday on the option that the United
Elevator Company had given tn Eng
lish syndicate and l was anxious to get
the matter settled before sailed for
Europe. At 6 o'clock in the evening
fe!t one of my periods Of depression
approaching, aud l took the med
icine as prescribed. then started for the
home of Tom Harris, Superintendent of
one Of the elevators, who lived near Jeffer-
son aveuue and Cass street. must have
taken an overdose of the medicine, for my
brain began TO act queerly. l remember
lea.-rg tho street car, and that is all re-
member until now. l have an indistinct
recollection of being nit with something
and that is al" D."
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POOLE's PLACE.

Ibo y rHcuHe HihH VII I""''"'s
Tanner
WASHINGTON, D. c, October 1T is
reported tonight that Maj. Poole, of Syra-
cuse, N. Y, who was a prominent candid
ate for Commissioner of Pensions when
Tanner was selected, is likely now to re-
ceive this appointment. The other can
didatea who have been pressed for this
place, it has been discovered, are more or
ifss involved in the rera,i0g ring which
things during the last elk months.
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Six Council committees and the Board
of Pnblic Works united to make things
very lively about the City Hall, last even
ing.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-08

The Committee on Real Estate audited
bills amounting to S37 10, and Markets
disposed of bills footing mp about $50.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-01-15
BRIGHT BITS.

FELIX Aaxus Is talked q as the representa-
tive q tie south n President Harrlson's cab5-
net. We don't know much about him, but he
would certainly be happy lamb If he got
there--LoaCeA C0urfer.
OLD WAYsacx wAYsAcK from Wavback
toxnship5-G-e Ensck things Is scrumptious.
amt tEeys WA fur Is thai ar az in IN fur
rsrd part o tn Eysrt
Young Wszeup Wsyback from the city,
That's 70 help XII the passengers in case Of
accident. 50 sc % bring the damages down to
S5,0JJ.-L5fs.
RoBsIz returning from school after = history
lessoa-Alsmma, was Charles Il a. EpiscOpa-
nan
-S9. nv son. Why did you ask that
Wei tie history says ne did things he ought
not . lave don. and eft uu10ue things he
o1got . have done, and 80 / supposed he must
be. -ChrlEtida S@QiEtsr.
AKros7oy DENTIST says he had al old e1-
rs-~lerc- TIE other csy 4 man came int1 his
After ~ had been seated In the dentists chair
be - Z: Nov, don't pull It al at once; pull il
q little. then ease up Or Z, and punish the peszy
thing. punish i, y mas been pIlIsaing me for a
month. -KrpgstOn Freeman.
It was ~ a protracted meeting in a colored
church, and Brother Smith has been holding
form at some length and With q loud voice
Presently the worthy pastors patience was
exhausted. and be broke IN with: "B-ldder
Smith, you Jes shet up now, and glb Brudder
Jones er chance % talk % De LAID He knows
him better you do"-Barlng,on Free Preas
VISITOR What's become Of the man Who
used to write all those funny Inother-in
stories for you
Editor Hes working for US yet-does the
market reports.
Visit0r-Whst's the mater with his Jokes
did the people get tired Of them
Editor-So, be got marriet-Tsrre RaUte
Erpress.
TIE ECLIPSE party that went 20 willows had
a sumptuJus lunch in their car. They took in
the eclipse from the first contact to the last
and then with shArpened app.tites sought their
car TO ind that % bad been raidsd BY tramps
a8d eve ythlng eaten and drunk 10 the last bite
and sup. SO, what they gained in astronomy
they lost in gastronomy, and were sad.-Sdn
FTaNctScO Alta.
LECTURER OK ART-Before sit down shall
be happy % answer any questions that any Of
you may visa to ask.
Gentlemen ia audience from St LOuisl-I
have o. l1yei t4e lecture much, sir. and have
undefstoOi Do all except fey technical terms
W!ll ySu please tell ne what SDu mean by the
sGerspectlve. fresco, aud Iickle- an jel1:
Ueetursr sits down discourage Chicago
IraIn
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PERSONAL.

Prince BISMARCK is a capital French scholar,
but detests every other German who paradss
the same accom- plishment
THE reports concerning tho condition Of the
King ~ Holland are greatly exaggerated, The
king though III, transacts business daily.
BoEHs, the sculptor is slight and fair, with
long curly hair. yellow mustac1e and goatee,
auI IS fond Of wearing white flannel coat and
blue uecLte. II Is troubled with rheumatism.
President CARNoT Of France is a hrst.class
carpenter and can handle the saw and plane as
the Clarente, where his father possessed a
chateau. that he learned ne trade CRrnot, ST.,
insisted that all bis children should learn some
occupation. There Is no telling" be used 20
say, YOU may want 1t some day, for We live IN
strange times.
The latest acquisition to the diplomatic corps
At Berlin IS ~. Cristies, the new SeryIGn minis
ter p.elipoteuiary, VINO, besides acting for
many Ats as the private secretary Of hing
Milan, further known Throughout the length
and B.eadth Of Europe as the compiaceut nus.
band ot toe beautiful LeyantIge VINO is the
ruulicly acknowledged mistress OF the Servian
poisutate. 10 il strange that Kaiser Wilhelm,
whose piety Is such thag Il has led him to pro-
hiuit horse racius on Sunday in Germany,
should have consented 20 receive man Of such
notorious character at court.
Ex-senator WARNER MILLER takes bis lunch
usually at q weii-knOwn restaurant IN Park
place, New NorF lie is not a heavy eater, aud
/, usually accompanied by O. friend lie does
not carry himself ike a defeated man, and the
ds.efeuce that the politicians show him iudi-
cafes chat thsr think be viii be a power for a
long time There is a bar IN the place. aud the
other day Mr.. Miller sai TO tle proprietor that
he liked his restaurant, but he didn Ike his
bar. The proprietor lauZhingly e&pHued to
MN that restaurant withOu. bar would not
have much Glance Of making money in New
York
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O,slz- Fla. WI so51 y ths scsne q t~o
evel-s Il II Re tam ordinary interest ard
iuro--zoe=. Oas = tL= op=-ilg Of TIE
FloTsl& I1se-zati1rzI a-d S=ui-TropiczI
Expcszloa q Js-- = To exposition vii
saow vat Florida ls dong II ponological.
Ec--le1lt--al ard szT.c1.t1rzl products, -
wsl e IN utilizing and 5evel9c.2E hs- Kim
bsTs I'D --11sTzlA I1s exposition Zrouo6s
contain a acres. and ,1s main b1iiii1Z Is
80 fset f-ozI, 80 r.: dse2 s-d 8 f=ss
peak. TIE erpOsItioa wlA continue un,Il
Nay / Tie othsr eveat Is tes assembling
q TIE American P0no-ogic2l Society il
thai c-ty o. FEB. 2, tas session 70 con:i1us
tzTze days l: was h-ss i1t=a1sd 70 hold
tie session IN Stafford, beginning FEB. 6,
but Z wss fou1d Necessary % change bosa
the plaza and TIE date The American
P1moL1gicsl Soc.e-y VS. o-Zan- zsd il I54s,
s2d has Eed biennial ses11s II vsriou.
cities n the eastern, western AID middls
states. buE, with the exception Of Rich
uo1d, Va, i. has II. us. II any soutbsrn
city. Ths prep2ratl11s that have been
made insure fail atteodsnoe. Il IS ex-
p@cted tnat quite a large d=lsgstlon FROM
Georgia viii attend
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INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

ziEE71xsz-Oglethore TOtze 10. !. l. o
= order u Iron Hal, TIE CHATHAM NutlaI
Loan AssOciatiOn.
sPrclGL S071cEs-Nosice. r.. =. Craze. As %
Grew u British Steamship Enginee-, @otice %
WEosr Takers; The Title Guara1tee sai Loas
Company u Savannah; A. ~ Crew Il British
steaunshlp CoroniIla; Rec Plantation f3r Rent,
Dividend No Metropolitan s2aaZs and Loan
Company sherwo9ds DzHcing Academy The
Citizens UnIOo Club
CIhcrLAE 10. 1s)-Ralroad Commission q
Georgia.
". L DorsLAs' g Show. L Douglas,
BFockton. Mass
AuCTIos SALES Furniture, Ete. ~ i. Nc
IaughHn son: Deak Etc-. l. b. IaROchs;
wharf Lot On Hutchinson Island. shirs,
Boats PC. Comfortable Home. b. LsROcne q
Mclaughlin. Executors Sale Of CITY and -g-
burban Property. Eeat Home, b. g. u
Drrett; Watches and Jewslry, b7 RoBt II.
Tatem
PHOroGHAPH ALECNs. ETc.-L E 2 S. y. II.
STEAMSHIP scaEDULE-Ocsan steam saip Com
pany.
Aforementioned Campanini operate
Company; A Grand Hop o. Iron Molders
Onion lZ
HEAVY sALEs-DAvis Bros.
CHEAP CoLUKs ADvzRTfe ERESTs-Help Want
ed Employment Wanted. For Rent: For sale
Personal: Lost. Found: IiscelansouE
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Harrison was Outdone.


From the NelC York Star.
Il once had a case in the Marion county
superior court" said Gen. Harrison to my in.
formAnt, in which represented the plaintiff.
VINO was a resident Of the southern part of the
state. The defendant engaged Hon. Billy
herrod, VINO hsd long practlsed law in the
southern tier Of counties Ny client brought
with him about a dozen witnesses from h :
neghborhood. and upon their evidence l thought
had clear case.
When the trial day came l was painfully
surprised TO find Billy among my witnesses
shaking hands with them and calling them
Tom. Jim Colonel and Judge, as If ne had
known them all his life. AS the trial progressed
/ discovered that Billy could get considerably
more evidence from them than / coud, and me
jury gave him a verdict without leaving the
box. few days afterward l asked Billy how
he happened TO know the witnesses 50 well.
&c i never saw them more than once before in
my life, he said. 1 met them during court
week in NermiliOn county, about ten years ago
and thought it wouldn't 90 any harm to remein
Der their names And l am not prepared K
dispute his opinion"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-01-15
Cummings Strikes a snag.

From The Washington Post.
Amos Cummings strenuous effort 70 write a
fresh sc.ou1t OF congressional proceedings
every czy 1ss caused the remark tnat h is
,-ylcZ 70 DO tee literary thirty4u all ia-tai-ty-
izys a. Cummings started OF with his first
congressional quail in good form and fettie and
-elt his scd up gel for several days though be
d monkey win tie great silver mace and Us
1lzlzc1ite PEDESTAL in 3 WAY calculated to make
K Hill tired BIZ. fesa ana blood couidn Z
s.s11 tie pzce. an1 now the Hon. Amos
Eac5.e = over lctO the Congressional Record re
po-t fre1uea-ly. sai h IS trying 70 squeeze al
empty botEie. Il 5 Ike running cottoa batting
through clothes wrlnger 70 get gravy.
AEos says n thinks Is Till end ais tnlrtietl
.e:--r with tAe announcement, The Great
Literary CIal Act Acconp Ishe1.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-01-15
MEDICAL.


SWIFT'S SPECIFIC
Is cut.reiy vegetable preparation contaiDin.
n sferc1ry, Potash, Arzellc, " other poisono5s
substances.
STIFT-S SPECIFIC
rs cured hundreds oic2ses Of Epithelions Or
Carer Of the kin. thousands Of cases Of Eczer,s
Rood HumOrs aEd SKIN Diseases and hun
d-oCs o. thousands Of cases Of Scrofula. Blood
Po..ol. ard Blood TGiat. ..s--,-,.
sWIFT's SPECIFIC
Has relieved thousands Of cases OF Nercu-s,
Poisoning, rheumatism, and Stiffness Of he
Joints.
WGAT PHYSICIANS SAY OF THE SWIFT SPrcrFIc
We append the statement Of few:
Il have used s. S. s. on patients convslcscno
from fever and from measles with the best results
J. y. CHENEY, n. D. Eliayiile, Ga
BREMEN. GA-Willie White was afflicted with
scrofula seven years. | prescribed 5. 5. s., and
to-day be is c fat and robust boy.
~. c. W. PARKER, VI D.
RICHMOND, Va. Dec. IS. 18S5.-l have taken
three bottles Of Swifts Specific, for secondary
blood POISON II acts much better than potash or
any other remedy have ever used.
B. F. WINFIELD, NJ D.
Book or Contagious Blood Poison mailed free,
All druggists sell s. 5. s. The SWIFT SPECIFIC
\ Co. Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga. New York, SO
Broadway.
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Division Of tho House.


An old fellow in a Mississippi town stood with
bis arms resting on a rail fence, when a man
drove up 10 a buggy aud asked
What is the population Of this town.
Negroes
Yes; but how ma7yf"
THE La6d only knows"
How many o you supposey"
Don't suppose.
But can't you give me some idea? I am
out getting statistics OF the agricultural dis.
tricts"
would give you an 'dea, but amt got none. IS
"Nou seem TO be IN trouble"
Am"
what's the natter"
"Wife left me this mornin'"
That is bad, | must say. Why did she leave
your"
"Oh, on account Of little fool thing.
Couldn't ergree eruout the scriptur She lowed
that Cain was Older than Abel, an | lowed they
was twins
"Sle was right
You don't say sou
YES nd can prove II by the Bible"
"You amt q fOolin' me now air youf"
mo; it's fact.
wal. now mere, I don't want 10 be pig
headed. jim, oh, JIM calling bis som, mitch
up old roam an 20 over to Posey' after yo'
mother. Tell her that yo pap lows that she is
right An say, jim, tell Der not 10 furgit that
bottle o. licker she tuck away with her.
Stranger, am powerful glad to see that you
have been Of some use ter the community"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-01-15
Two Episodes Of Philadelphia Society.
From the PhilddeIpl ia Press

A well known society man stroked his nous
tache the other day and thus held fourth:
The most amusing thing ! ever saw az a
dance. Well, ] II tell you two, and you can take
your choice No. / was a. a small dance . arty
given at a private house. Il was late In the
evening and when the music died away after q
waltz and tue dancers had seated thense Ives
around the room, there, lying 10 open sigat ia
the center of the room leY beautiful blue 81 4,
garter. My first impulse vas 10 step forw lrd
and pick II up and look Tor the owner bu: vas
afraid she would not thank me for ny trouble.
so the trinket lay where it vas until a mad vas
actually sent with a dustpan and brush and the
Offending article was swept from the q Or while
tue guests tried yainly not 70 see VIA. was
going on.
Al another party the overskirt Of one u the
ladies who was dancing %. 20eed and Gusg
limp and fOrmless where b. had prsFiously
swelled in Triumphant pride. The caJss u this
sudden metamOrphO,is was the loss II A news
paper, which wos found on the floor and H1-u
1t was picked up hasty glance showed that ne
particular journal that bad been dedicated 70
this purpose was the Chrtstidn at Work
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-01-15
Spared by the Earthquake.
From the Nesr York Star.

from me ven 7 OFE ctdT.
Dwight Lawrence has recently returned from
an extensive trip in the south He spent some
time ia Charleston and explored every interest
ing nook IL that ancient town. He, Of course.
could not omit a visit 70 the quaint old Gene
terry OF St. Philips church, where so many Of
South CarOlinas brilliant statesmen and
beautiful women have found their resting
place. The cemetery was in a most tangled
and Il-kept condition The tonbst0nes pointed
in every possible direction and the graves were
tosssi and tumbled. One tombstone, alone
stood perpendicular at the head OF a grave
beautifully smooth in appearance. On the
tombstone was engrJssed the name of Caro-
lina's greatest aad most cherished son-John c.
Calhoun.
What is the reason that CalhOun's grave is
the only one undlsturbed:" Mr.. Lawrence asked
the sexton Of the church, who had accompanied
MIN.
The great earthquake we had not long ago, "
answered the sexton. played sad havoc with
our beautiful cemetery. But even the earth
quake had too much respect for John Calhoun
70 disturb his resting place.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-01-15
He Tried I'd be Pollte.
From Texas s. fins.

Judge P. was a wealthy. aris,Ocratic old gen.
tlemzn Il Charleston. :. @. before the war
Among the numerous guess whom he was fond
u entertaining there was on one occasion an
English lori. a scientific friend Of Judge P's
Before MI-lo-d's Arrival Cuffy. the pompous
col0red butler, vas duly Instructed to reUeIa-
ber on all OCCASIONS TO give the distinguished
guest his title.
C1ffF l,ozei dubious and very solemn upon
Receiving such unfamIias orders, but promised
to he careful 70 obey the strange instruction.
On tue mOmentous dag dinner was announced
ais black clothes and white gloves. stately and
silent L. remained until q sudden request from
the nooleman for a glass Of water upset hi,
equilibrium To that g-ntlemans annazement
tue pompOIs butler began 70 tremoie and grow
asny ia hue. while he sCanmered somewhat in
coherently. but in an unnsCurally loud, husky
voice; Yes, sah-nO / mean yes, my God
/ mean my Lord, l will, sab