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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20
Some Foolish People

Allow cough to run until it gets beyond the
reach Of medicine. They often say: ''Oh it
will wear away" but in most cases it wears
them away. Could they be induced to try the
successful medicine called Kemps Balsam,
which is sold on d positive guarantee 10 cure,
they would Immediately see the excellent eff
feet after taking the first dose. Price soc. and
81 Trial size free. At all druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

IN THE Eumelan grape We often find
that there are seeds in the smaller
berries, but it is because the oyules have
not been fertilized with pollen, or but
sparingly fertilIzed, perhaps, and the
fruit is much smaller than the normal
berries
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Flowery Language.-German officer
Ito awkard recruit)-You wretched
jackanapes! look how you hold that
gun. a stable-boy with n dung fork
in his paws looks like Neptune with
trident when compared with YOU.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Coral may be cleaned by soaking il
soda and water for some hour. y
lather of soap is then made and brusi.,o
upon the coral with the sof:est of ll;.Il
brushes. y frequent changing OF tie
water IS desirable.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Eastern Man-'.IIow is COsmOpolo
City, the Occidental Wonder of the
Western World AMI Belle of the
Plains," prosperIng!"
Western Man-''Finelyl Finelyl
We've got two stores and a blacksmith
shop i'll full blast now"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

ONE EGG CAKE.-One egg. one
large spoonful of butter, two cups OF
sugar, one small cup of milk, two and
a half cups of hour, two small teaspoon
fuls of baking powder, nutmeg OF
lemon to favor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20
HOUSEHOLD.

OuINCEIC ICED PUDDINa.-Beat three
eggs very light; then add one. cupful
ana a half of powdered sugar, and beat
until foamy. Put two cupfuls OF SLIT
ed pastry -four in the s eve, and add one
teaspoonful of cream Of tartar and half
a teaspoonful Of soda Stir half cup
full of cold water into the beaten eggs
and sugar, then sift the flour on this.
Mix quickly and thoroughly. Have
tin mold of oval shape about four inches
high and SIX wide and eight long. top
measurement, the mold tapering. Ihe
space between the outer and inner walls
should be an inch and half. Butter
this mold and pour the cake mixture
into it. Bake slowly for forty-hve min.
utes. Let it stand in the mold until
nearly cold. Turn on fiat dish Put
the whites o. two eggs in bowl, grad
ually beat into them one cupful and
half of powdered sugar and season with
a half teaspoonful of vanilla extract.
Ice the cake with this and set away to
dry. In the meantime make cream
ith one generous quart OF cream, one
cupful of sugar, one tablespoonful OF
vanilla and one pint of soft custard.
Freeze the same as icecream- Spread
the inside of the cake with a large
tumbler of ounce Jelly. At serving
time pack the frozen cream in the cen-
tire of the cake. Heap whipped cream
OH the top and at the base and serve
Immediately, This is an elegant pud-
ding, and is not difficult to make
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Stranger (tD bicycle RIDER "a IRE
ou acquainted with the roads around
here, my friend?" Bicycle-rider (point-
ing to the scars on his face)-''Yes,
have met tlem quite often.'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

WINTER SUCCoTAsH.-This can be
made of dry lima beans and canned
corn, which may be left from former
dinners. Warm them over to. ether
with a little milk and butter. and
,hicken the milk with little -four.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

The Czar-My dearovitch, have my
steel trousersoff come home?
The Czarlnea-Yes, my love.
The Garland my boiler Iron UNDER
Shirtovitch?
The CZ ,rina-'Tis here; likewise Y ur
chain-armoi vest and armor-plated over
coat.
The CZar-Then we will start to vi
sit our dearovitch couSinoff in Berlino-
witZ.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20
Cams kidney Cure

Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
business, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 bottle, 6
for So, or druggist. 1000 certificates of
cures. Try 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

THE greater the producing power of
your COW, and the more thoroughly you
have them surrounded by circumstances
favoring 5he highest productions; the
more marked will be the result Of any
evil influences to which they may sud
denly be subjected.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Willie (who has eaten his apple
Mabel, let's play Adam and Eve. You
be Eve and I'll be Ada n.
Mabel-All right! Well?
Willle-Now you Tempt me TO eat
your apple, and I'll Succumb
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Margery was playing with the kitten
and all at once received a severe
scratch. She looked at the u ly red
line, then she stretched out her hand
toward the kitten and said, sternly.
''Titty, dive me that pin.'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Pompous English authority ambi-
tion, sir, is to e buried i'll Westminster
Abbey beside the great men OF Eug-
lands p'st.
American person Indeed Mine is 10
remain alive and kicking among the or
binary men of Americas present.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

First Boomer: "You fellows have
no git up about you at all. Why don't
you have photographs of your town
taken, like we did? Are you ashamed
of it?'' Rival Boomer: "Naw, that
amt the rea on at all. l want you TO
understand, young fellah, that our
town don't stand still long enough to
be photographed"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

y GOOD work among the fruit trees
can be done by rubbing off new sprouts
that start up where they are not desired
and among raspberries, blackberries
and grapes, by pInching of the ends of
the shoots.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

That's a nice looking trotting horse
you have there said ore young man
to another. ''Does he ever breakr''
We'll, he hever broke anybody but
me-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

DIR. }. b. Mayer, sSl Arch ST., Phll'a,
Pa. Ease AT once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou
sands OF cures alter others fail, advice
free, send for circular.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20
1. GORSUCH. NJ
Silks and satins put out the kitcnen

Catarrh is caused by scrofulous faint in the
blood. and is cured by Hoods SarsapaTilla,
which purifes and enriches the blood and gives
the whole system health and strength Tiy
this peculiar medicine" IL is prepared by e.
l. Hood * Co. Lowell, Mass.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

FRENCH PIE CRUsT.-One pound of
-four, one-fourth pound Of butter, one
fourth pound of lard, ,three-fourths pint
of cold water; stir with knife.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

1t is an i'll wind that blows nobody
good.
There is nothing purer than honesty.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Very ST gular.-A.-Do you know
that Jones is going TO marry Miss Du-
zenbury?
B.--Yes, so l hear. What surprises
me Is that such an intelligent girl wuu d
ever have anything to do with man
who is 50 stupid as 10 want to make her
his wife.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

FITS; All Fits stopped rree by DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve kestUrer. No Fits after nrst days use. Mar
yelous cures Treatise and a. " trla. bottle free
HI cases send 10 Dr. Kline .93I ArcH 81 Pnla Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Temperance woman-"My friend, if
you don't want whisky to get the best
of you, you must get the best of wins
ky"
Promising subject Il do, Mum,
when L can; but when feller is only
got a nickel-''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

The Frazer Axle Grease lasts four times
as long a. any other. Use ii, and save
your Iorses and wagons A trial will
prove that we are right
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20
Wrong no man.

You wear out clothes on a wash board ten
times much as on the body Hol0 foolish.
Buy DobblnS, Eleetric soap oi your grocer an! ana
Don't take imitation. There are lots of them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20
Forbearance is attended with profit.


Mild eIuable mate. cert ain and abundant crops
Best fruit grain and stock country IN the wOrl
GuLl information Tree Address the Oregon Imm!
grafton Board. Portland. Oregon
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20
IsuuIure cure IL,

Good consclences breed good Iesolu
tionS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20
It Reminded Him.-Col. Newccm

1t Reminded Him.-Col. Newccmb
Good morning, Uncle Jonas. Busy, |
see.
Uucle Jonas-6es, sab. rs fiXIn'
mp de chapel neah your house, sab.
We's gwine trr lab revival meetin's
mex week.
All, indeed: glad to hear that there is
an awakening among your people
That reminds me, Uncle, 1 want you 10
fix Lew lock on my chicken house
sometime this week.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Two clubmen, after a particularly
good dinner in all that the words i'm
ply, go to theatre where d ballet is in
progress.
First clubman - Marvellous agil-
hic-ity of thoss Two girls. Why, they
dance as if they were one girl"
Second clubman Not so loud,
Charley; there is only one.''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20
To keep good actions in memory re-
fresh them with new

A man who has pTactced medicine for 40
years ought TO know salt from sugar read what
he says:
TOLEDO, o.. Jan. TO- 1887.
Messrs. i. J. Cheney u Co.-Gentlemen:-I
have been in the general practice of medice for
most 30 years and would say that i'll all my
practice aud experience have never seen pre-
paratlon that could prescribe with much
confidence of success as / can Halls Catarrh
Cure manufactured by you. Have prescribed
IL great many times and its effect Is wonder
full. and would say In conclusion that have yet
10 find A case Of CataTrh that il would not cure.
If they would take II according 10 directions.
Yours Truly,
l. l. GORSUCH. NJ. ID.
once. 2l5 summit ST.
We Will give 500 for any case OF Catarrh that
can not be cured with Halls Cat arrh Cure.
Taken internally.
FL J.CHENEY & CO, Props, Toledo, o.
Es-SOld by Druggists, 75c-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20
Era-er Axle GrAAse.

Wit Is folly, unless wise man hath
the keeping of 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

BE an enemy to all injustice, but par
don the unjust.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

to experiment with uncertain remedies, when
afflicted with any Of the ailments for which Dr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is recon-
mended, II is SO positively certain in its curl-
tive effects to warrant its manufacturers IN
guaranteeing il TO benefit cure, or money
paid for il is returned. 1t is warranted To cure
all blood. skin and scalp diseases, salt-rheunl,
tetfer, and all stTofulOus sores and Swellings,
as well as consumption (Which is scrofula Of the
lungs) IL taken in time and given a fair trial
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

There is nothing sweeter than chari-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-20

Don't hawk hawk. blow, spit, and disgust
everybody with your offensive breath, but use
Dr. Sage's CataTTh Remedy anJ end it.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1889-06-15
BUNKER HILL ITEMS.

Left over from last week THE
FLOOD. A gentleman seventy
years of age living at Vaudeville says
the Opequon was two foot higher than
ever was known to be. This flood will
be long remembered. At this writing
we have heard of no lives being lost.
Just here let us say the cry at this
place has been we don't need bridge
at this place. Oh! no. a creek used In
crossing as much as this is don't need
anything and only thing the people OF
this place would have rejoice in would
have been a complete washing away OF
the dangerous thing called the dam
that is used for crossing at this place.
The Ladies of Bunker Hill intended
holding the first picnic of the season
on Rinker's Island on Saturday last
but owing to the inclemency of the
weather it was postponed to some fu-
ture time. Our friend, Shorty, says
he had set his mouth for spring chick
en- but got left that time sure. We
sympathize with you as we longed for
that ourselves.
In our ramble last Sunday we took
a look at our graveyard situated just
south of the village and found it over
run with vines, &C., in fact in de-
plorable condition astranger; visiting
it would certainly say we are lazy
set. To those who have friends lay
ing beneath the sod would it not be a
good plan to meet together and take
some steps to have it cleaned up, pay
some one by the year to keep it clean,
this would be showing some respect
for the dead as well as an honor to
our village. GREENY.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1889-06-15
THE JouN Rop1NsoN 10 R1G Suoy

THE JOHN ROBINSON 10 BIG SHOWS
ARE COMING, AND WILL EXHIBIT AT
MARTINsBURG, TUESDAY, JUNE 25.
Don't fail to ask to be shown, the
Giant Horse, 81 Hands High, the
Tallest Man, the Smallest of People,
the Skeleton, the Female Tatooed
Congress, the Strange People from all
Chimes, the Zuloos Driving the Cape
Buffaloes, the Camel Horses, Part
Horse and Part Camel. the wonderful
performing Shetland Ponies, the Ed
ucated Elephants, Camels and Zebras.
Don't fail to see the Drove of Giraffes,
the Flock of Ostriches, Drove of Kan
karoose, the Hippopotamus, the 2
Horned Rhinocerous, the Pair of
Black Tigers and the 1,5oo other Rare
and Costly Animals, and when you
arrive in the Circus get a good seat
and Watch the 4 Circus Companies
Side by Side in the4 Rings in Friend
ly Rivalry given by the lilo Male and
Female Artists in 15o New Acts and
then Watch the Children's Hippo
drome given Real Race Track in the
4 Pony Chariot Race, the Ponderous
Elephant and Buffalo Races and the
Funny Sack, Wheelbarrow, Mule,
Clown, Pig, Dog and Monkey Races.
Come into town Early. Bring your
family. Tell your neighbors. Let
everybody come. Bring the children
as this is Everybody's show. We have
something to please all of you.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1889-06-15

CENSUS NoTICE.-It is important
to the country that the returns in re.
lation to farm products and live stock
should be full and correct. The emu,
merator in the house to house visit he
will make during the month of June,
1890, is constantly met with the. fact
that farmers keep no books and hence
returns are not infrequently guess
work. The census year begins June
LIST next and ends May 3lst, 1890. II
farmers throughout the country
would note this fact and keep account
of the products of their farms during
the census year it would be of mater
ial aid in securing reliable returns for
the Eleventh Census.
The medical profession will be sup
piled with registers for births and
deaths, to be kept from June 1, 1880
to May 81, 1S90,-all information fur.
nished by addressing Robert T. Por.
ter, Census Office, Washington, ID. G,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1889-06-15
THE MARTINSBURG HERALD,
T0MAHAWK NEWS.

Bark pooling season is about over.
U. b. Kitchen aud sister were the
guests of Mr.. Jos. Kitchen on Sunday
last.
Quite Il number Of people OF this
vicinity visited the Potomac on San-
day.
1t is rumored that one OF our influ-
entail young men will take his depar-
ture for Washington, ID. g., in few
days on important business.
Mrs. Jas. w. Wood was visiting her
daughter, Mrs. Jennie Shriver, at
Petersburg last week.
Quite a heavy rain frequented us
last week, swelling every stream to
its greatest depth. Back Creek was
higher than known since 1901. (So
say the older people of this section),
destroying grain and fences that were
in its course. 1t badly damaged the
Bridge near Hedgesville. At present
there are about thirty hands engaged
in repairing it.
June 5, 'S9. RIP VAN WINKLE.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1889-06-15
VIZ ESTERN MARYLAND RAILROAD.
IHOS, NJ. kING,
Act. Gen. Manager, Baltic, Md.


Connecting with Shenandoah Valley r. r. at
Hagerstown. Time table in effect Dec. I'd, 1888
TRAINS EAST. es
Waynesboro, (hambersburg, Shippensburg,
leave Williamsport % and 10 50 O IN, 9 40 p.
m, Hagerstown 49, ii 05 m, 6 IS IN, Smith
burg 06, II 2S a. m, Is pm.
Through Passenger leaves Williamsport q
d m, Hagerstown7 45, EdgemontS Is, Freder-
lex Junction l6. Emory Grove 10 30, arrive at
Baltimore IL 20 m, Washington 42, Phila.
20, New York 50 m.
Mail leaves Wiliiamsport 10 m, Hagers-
town IS, Edgemont 10, Frederick Junction
Us, Emory Grove 81 arrives at Baltimore q a
p m. Washington 05. Phila. 10 p m.
TRAINS WEST.
Mail leaves HilleR Station, Balto., 90 q m,
arrives at Emory Grove OS. Frederick juno
ton 10 g. Edgemont ii Al. Hagerstown, II Is,
Williamsport IL so p IN.
Trains leave Hillen for Union Bridge at 9 As
a m, 10 and q 35 p m. .
Through Passenger leaves Baltimore at 90
p m, arrives at Emory Grove 5 03, Frederick
Junction 6 %. Edgemont S5 Hagerstown 05,
Emmitsburg r. 4. DAILY except Sunday y
Trains South will leave Emmittsburg at s 50
Ri ID an az and and e an nj arriving EosRy
North will leave Rocky Ridge at 10 40 m and
w and 50 p m, arriving Emmittsburg IL IL a
Baltimore and Cumberland Valley r. r.
Trains leave East, daily except Sunday. Ship
pensburg IS IN and % and 50 p m, Cham
bersburg Is n m and So and IS p m, Way
nesboro 50 m, and SO and S 90 D m, arriving
Edgemont 10 m, and So and Is m.
Trains leave West. daily except Sunday.
Edgemont So and IL IL and IS m, Waynes-
boro Is m. and 1900 M and 81 p m. Cham
bersburg 81 NJ and u 90 and IS p m, ar
irving Shippensburg 45 a m, and 10 and 00
m.
frederick Division Pennsylvania r. R.-Dal-
ly except Sunday. Trains for Frederick leave
Junction at 10 80 q m, and 4 81 p m. Trains for
Taneytown, Littlestown and York leave juno
ton at 8 IS m. and 8 AZ p m.
Ask for tickets via Western Maryland r. II.
b. II. GRISWOLD, j. M. HOOD,
Gen. Passenger Agent. Gen. Manager.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1889-06-15

BAYARD TAYLoR's FAMOUS BOOK
Views afoot or Europe seen with
Knapsack and staff, by Bayard Tay-
lor, the most popular book of travels
ever published by an American au-
thor, of which large editions have
been sold at $3.50, is now published
in handsome. big-type, cloth-bound
volume of 4S1 pages at the remarka-
bly, low price of so cents or three
copies for 81 10, postpaid! This price
is to continue till July ], only. 1t is
one of Alden's Literary Revolution
schemes to attract attention to his
large catalogue of standard books. He
ought to sell million copies! No
traveller ever saw more than Taylor,
or told more of his adventures ia
more vivid language. His pen.pic-
lures are charming, his book an
American classic. Aside from its
literary merit, this story of the plucky
lad who was determined to see Eu-
rope with or without means, serves as
an inspiration to all young men to
rise above their surroundings and
make like success of life. You may
order the book direct, or through any
bookseller or newsdealer. John B.
Alden, Publisher, New York, Chica-
60, or Atlanta. wv"
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1889-06-15

A boom of logs of over 100000
broke loose at the Coal river on
Friday night, and they tioated down
the Kanawha river all day Saturday.
An English school teacher, while
travelling from London to Birming-
ham with his sweetheart, murdered
the girl and committed suicide.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1889-06-15
The flood of Friday last did

The flood of Friday last did great
damage to the lines of the Pennsyl-
vania railroad between Harrisburg
and the Alleghenies. Many bridges
are gone and large amount of track
was destroyed. Railroad telegraph
lines were demolished so that it is
impossible to get full and accurate
statement of the damage sustained.
All trains between Johnstown and
Harrisburg are suspended. Large
holes were washed in the road beds
at several places.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1889-06-15
A GREAT DISCOVERY!
HoLDsTEIN's ARoMANNA F.!

The only sure cure for Dyspepsia, and
all Kidney, Liuer, Blood, and SKIN Dis
eases. Is warranted not only to relieve
but to cure the worst cases of Dyspepsia,
and is panacea for all diseases arising
from disordered condition of the Liver
or Stomach, such as Indigestion. Bilious
ness, Sick Headache, Distress after eat
ing, weakness of Kidney or Bladders,
call at A. NJ. GILBERT'S
Drug store and get bottle. Price %
and rs. Also, all kinds of Drugs, Pat
emit Medicines, and Toilet and Fancy ar
ticles, and everything kept in first
class drug store. jans0