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Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1889-03-14
TWO DOZEN RULES.


What 70 DO when Y0ur First Baby Gets
Its First Tooth.
1. Telegraph at once to his grandfa-
Their and maternal aunts.
Ask the baby If he really has Il,
taking care not to address him in En-
glish undefiled. ).
8. Send word to the Office that you
will not be down to-day.
4 Avoid any jest which requires you
to say that baby is now old enough to
chews for himself.
5. Make an entry in your diary to
the effect that tooth is born unto you.
6. Do not temper your JOY with such
pessimistic thoughts as dentists bills
inspire.
z. Swear off letting the little one
chew your watch unless you like your
hunting case to have dents in it.
6 Do7nOt ask the child mother if
she doesn't think it strange that the
other teeth don't appear.
.. Ii you are poor man don't buy
the youngster a silver-backed tooth
brush on the strength of the first molar.
10. Do not tell an experienced father
that you think it is a wisdom tooth.
He will know better. and will prob
ably go home and tell his wife what an
sunsophisticated cow you are.
II. Do not insist upon feeding the
boy on beefsteak right away.
II. Do not imagine that that is the
only tooth in the world, and eschew
undue personal vanity because of the
new conner. You didn't grow the
tooth. Leave conceit to the baby.
Is. Remember that there are more
teeth to come, and do not lavish too
much enthusiasm on the first.
IA. Make the youngster stop biting
the piano legs and newspapers.
Is. Never give theater parties in
honor of a first tooth.
16. Get the baby toy to. mark the
occasion, if you like, but do not move
into more commodious house be-
cause of it.
II. Do not waste your money on
newspapers to see what they have to
say about the new arrival.
Is. Do not tell your friends about it
more than eight times day.
10. Do not charge admission to la
dies who want to see it. or Over-esti-
mate its drawing attractions by taking
it on starring tour through the sub
urbs. There are some things that sub
urban residents won't pay to see, and
one of them is the first tooth of an
other mans baby.
20. If you deposit 500 in the bank
in the child's name, as reward for his
gallant feat, do not draw it out again
under six months if you want to get
interest on it
q. Do not ask your wife to let you
take the tooth down to the club with
you to show to the boys. You'll have
to take the baby with you if you do,
and if there is one thing that is more
out of place than another in club it
is a one-toothed baby.
90. DO not overtax the tooth, and see
that baby does not bite off more than
he can chew.
%. If the tooth is loose don't pull it
out and have it set in a ring, nor must
you fasten it in more firmly with stra-
tina Let nature take its course.
"a. Do not be disappointed if the
first tooth comes without gold filling
in it.
BY judicious observance of these
tFo dozen vital regulations your baby
may have tooth without subjecting
the world to any undue excitement and
without disturbance to the stock mar
ket.-N. Y. Evening News.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
French Facts.

PARIS, January13.-Jacques, the op
ponent of Boulanger in the Seine De-
partment, has published a reply to
Boula- gers latest manifesto. Jacques
says that with the Republican army
there is no need to fear Sedan with a
Cesarian army which would cease to
be exclusively French in order to be.
come the army of a rebel soldier, and
the defeat would be doubled by dis
honor. M. Jacques ADVISES the electors
not to listen to the soldier who has lost
the right to appeal to the flag, and to
reject one whose candidature signifies
indisoipline and national ruin.
Figaro announces that De Lesseps
and the administrative council of the
Panama Canal Company have signed
an agreement with the Banque Parish
cline for a fresh issue of 6O,OOO,OOO
shares, to be submitted in two lots.
PARIS, January 14.-AIarchists issued
a manifesto to the electors of the De
partment of the Seine, in which they
appeal to the people not to vote for any
candidate. The manifesto says: 1.-The
Senate and the Chamber of Deputies
are powerless to emancipate the people.
A revolution will alone free them from
their oppressors.
A duel was fought to-day between
Henri Rochefort, editor of L'Intransi-
geant, and Lissagary, editor of L'Abat-
allie. The weapons were swords. Both
were wounded. Lissagary's wounds
are dangerous.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
On the sackville Matter

LONDON, January 14.-St. James Ga
zette: on the Ssckville incident: Lord
Salisbury is undoubtedly right on the
question of principle. Lord SackYille
spoke when he ought to have been
silent and told the truth of wrong
person. This, however, does not excuse
President Cleveland's treatment of Lord
Sackville, but does afford solid reason
for placing the latter in a position
where he will run less risk from the
Wiles of deceivers.
LONDON, January 10 Referring to the
blue book in the Sackville affair, the
Daily NeoUs has indicated the technical
propriety of the course he has pursued
and has made distinct point at the
expense of President Cleveland. We
cannot think, however. his practical
wisdom is equal to his controversial
skill. The vacancy at Washing ton
10 useful purpose. Lord Sack
ville's dispatches simply confirm his
unfitness for the post he assumed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
The LANDTAG OPENED
Emperor Williams Reception
and Speech.
JACQUES AND GEN. BOULANGER
De Lesseps and the New Loan-An
Anarchistic Manifesto-A French
Durl-Floquet and I.sur.
German Gatherings.

BERLIN, January BIT is stated that
in the colonial debate in the Reichstag
Prince Bismarck will especially refer to
the cordial and friendly relations be-
tween Germany and Great Britain.
The whole Liberal press protests
against the action of the North German
Gazette, in using the letter written by
the late Emperor Frederick to Prince
entering the army.
Tn VoSSsche Zettatng says this personal
mark of attention to Bismarck, es-
pecially when taken in connection with
the solicitude of the commander in
chief for the army is anything but q
reflection of the political creed laid
down by Frederick in his diary and his
governmental actions.
THE .LANDTAG OPENED.
BERLIN. January 14.-The ceremony
of the opening of the Lsndtag was con-
Quoted with great pomp. The minister
of state, court dignltaries, diplomats,
and many generals were in attendance
When the Emperor entered the white
hall he was enthusiastically cheered.
His speech was frequently applauded.
Bismarck was not present. The En-
peror, in his speech. declared all the
foreign relations of the country friendly,
and that during his recent visits to the
friendly sovereigns he gained the con-
victions that Germany might con-
fidently cherish the hope of peace, and
continued blessings of peace were shown
in gratifying manner by the improved
economic situation and the financial
position of the country. The increase
of 200 100000 marks in the savings
banks shows trade improved. The sat-
isfactory character of finances enabled
government to further reduce taxa
ton. Among the measures announced
by the Emperor are bills to further in
crease the emoluments of the clergy of
all denominations and improve the
position of teachers in elementary
schools, having regard for admittedly
satisfactory results. The development
of railways, and the assignment of ex-
traordina1y resources to further extend
them will be asked, and also credit
will be asked for the relief of the suffer
ers by the floods in 1888.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
CoEsacks Colonizfn1.

SnAKIM, January 1.-THE Austrian
steamer Amphrite from Trieste, arrived
with Anchinoff and 100 Cossacks,
women and children, for the purpose Of
founding colony in Abyssinia. The
Amphite will be followed by an Italian
gunboat to prevent the landing on
ltaly's littoral. The Cossacks claim
they have secured permission of the
French government to land at Abock.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
FEoQUET AND LAUR.

PARIS, January 14.-Floquet, pres
ident of the Council of Ministers, met
Laur, member of the Deputies. in the
lobby of the Chamber to-day. He told
him his articles commenting on the ap-
plication of the secret service fund dur
ing the recent elections were base
calumnies, and challenged him to
justify them before a tribune of the
Chamber. Laur retorted he would refer
his accusations to jury composed of
deputies, and would send his seconds to
Floquet, unless he retracted his re
marks. FIoquet replied he would
neither retract them nor receive Laur's
seconds,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
Children CrytsrP Pitchers CaStQia
Thomas AxMorthx.

MONTREAL, January IA. = Thomas
Axworthy, the ex-treasurer of Cleve-
land, O., will take up his residence
here. He arrived here tonight. Mrs.
Axworthy will arrive on Tuesday.
Axworthy says he deplores having to
face the world anew, after thirty years
hard and honest labor. The only dis.
honest act of his life, he says, was
committed through force of circum-
stances over which he had no control.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
When Baby was sick,

When Baby was sick,
We gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child,
She cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss,
She chung to Castoria-
When she had Children,
She gave them Castoris.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15

Nationalist farmer, on KenemoIe
estate, and after administering severe
beating extracted from him a promise
to abjure the plan of campaign, which
is very unpopular among a portion OF
the people.
Members of the National League
collected clothing. etc. in London
derry to-day for the Falcarragh ten
ants who we're arrested for resisting
evictors. Tomorrow the prisoners
will be taken from Londonderry to
Falcarragh, where they will be tried on
Tuesday.
LONDON, January 1.-TWO sergeants
belonging to the Royal Irish consta-
bulary, have been elected members of
the National League at Mitchelstown.
They say their action in joining the
league is to protest against the employ
ment of military in evictiug tenants.
LIMERICK. January lin Judge
Boyd's court. to day, reporter named
Cories, who acted as the Limerick agent
for a number of Cork newspapers, re
fused to testify concerning the notes
which he had taken of the speeches
made at Psrnellite meeting. He was
committed to prison.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
A Draw.

NEW YORK, January Hilary
Thompson, of Kingsland. and Frank
Evans. of Jersey City. middle weights,
fought most bloody and brutal battle
yesterday. at the end of the thir-
teenth round both were frightfully
battered and had to be helped to their
corners and the fight was declared q
draw. They had fought twice before
and each had won one battle.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
A Ne " Sport.

NEW YORK, January IA new sport
has been introduced which promises to
bring cockfghting within the pale of
the law. Instead of steel gaffs cocks
are provided with padded spurs like
boxing gloves.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
She gave them Castoria
The Next Trust.

FINDLAY, O., January 14.-Circulars
received by window glass msnufao-
turers here indicate that an effort will
be made to form a trust at the coming
national convention at Washington.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
ID. r. Francis Inaugur.ted.

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo-, January 14.-D.
R. Francis was inaugurated as gov
ernor this morning. No parade. The
oath of Office administered and the cere-
mony was in the simplest form ad-
mitted by law.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION ALMOST

Elegant Mems and Youths Satin
lined Suits reduced from $25 to $3.50
Elegant Mems and Youths Satin
lined Overcoats reduced from SIS to
$3.50.
Chlldren's Wool mixed Cheviot Suits,
4 to Is years, reduced from $3.50 to
S1.2O.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
Run Over and Killed

NEW YORK. January II. - Henry
Christ and Mrs. Eva Harkmer were run
over by train, near Einsdale, to-day,
and killed
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-01-15
The Irish.

DUBLIN, January ia party of
raiders, to-day, visited the house of a
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-11-06
A Young Benedict.s Luck.

Certainly there is no more propitious time
for fortune to knock at a young mans door.
as the 1rishman asserts it does once in the
life OF every q than just after he has
taken unto himself a partner to share his
veal and woe in this lite. A windiall of a
few thousand Of dollars at this period of q
mans life is very often the keystone upon
which he may erect u fortune and achieve
success. Among the rare instances of this
kind OF recent occurrences We may mention
the case of Mr.. p. T., Pearson, a rising
young merchant. Of Hariand. Fort Bend
county. who purchased one-twenticth of
ticket No. 1886. which won the second
capital prize Of 100000 in the drawing Of
The Louisiana State Lottery On Tuesday.
September 10. 1889. and as a consequence is
to-day 5000 better off in this worlds goods.
Mr.. Pearson ii the son Of Colonel =. T..
Pearson. of Richmond. one of the most
prominent attorneys Of this section. and is
a young man highly esteemed by all his ac-
quaintances. As previously limited Nj.
Pearson has only recently been married,
and his good fortune is therefore doubly
welcome.
He will utilize the amount received so I'M
expectedly in building up his business.
The ticket was cashed through Messrs.
Dyer & Moore. bankers Of Richmond.-Gai-
vess0n. tTex.) Ne,rs. Oct. ..
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-11-06
Whit IL Wslla nGlt WIla.

Col. Robert Lewis, representative
from Hancock, Tails Of 5 duel in which
he was to, act o. d u tho principals.
He vas then paying devoted attentions
to a young lady, and had : rival ~
devoted as himself. The rival gfsw
~quarrelsome, and his feelings, Of which
hc possessed ~ fine an assortment -
any duelist that ever stood on the field,
was hurt by something that Col. Lewis
had said. He sent : friend" to see
his enemy. A card was handed Col.
Lewis, which read about a. follows:
"You have insulted me and I demand
satisfaction. You may choose the
weapons we shall fight with. Shall it
be pistols, shotguns, bowie knives, or
what?' To this card Col. Lewis re-
piled briefly that he would fight him
with "what." "We haven't fought
yet" said Col. Bob. u don't suppose
they have yet invented the weapon I
wanted to fight with. But every time
/ see that man in . crowd / can run
him away--we are good friends now
by asking him If he still wants to
fight."-Mdcon Telegraph.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-11-06
A RAILWAY Tie Nursery,

A queer phase of railway industry is
q railway tie nursery near the town Of
carleton, Kansas, in the southern part
of the state. 1t is the largest artificial
plantation of forest trees in North
America, and is owned by the Southern
Pacific. The different sections have
been planted, respectively, two. four
and six years. One-fourth is planted
with the alianthus, the rest with catal-
pas and a few white ash. Those first
planted are about twenty-five feet in
height; the last about twelve. Some
of the taller are about sever inches
through the stem. There are in all
about 5000, 600 trees in full vigor on
these plantations. Out OF these trees
will come the railway ties of the fu-
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-11-06
Brought Him 10 Time.

"You are not going to stay down
town late tonight, are You, John?"
"Not very late, Marin. / have to
help put a mar through the third
degree at the lodge. I'll come straight
home as soon as it is over"
Kindly, but firmly)-.f you can
repeat the password, Six slim slick
saplings,' distinctly when you return
home from the lodge, John, the outside
guardian will admit you, and if you
can't you needn't ring any alarm at the
outer door. You'll stay on the outside
oil night, my dear"
John came home early.l
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-11-06
Devices Of the lmprovident to Keep
frem Getting Broke.

Two young crooks we're arrested some
time ago on suspicion Of committing
highway robbery by knocking down q
drunken man and rifling his pockets.
When they were searched before being
sent to their cells, the halves Of two
one dollar bills were found in . pocket
Of n Of the young men, and the natu-
raj inference was that the bills were
torn in getting them out Of the drunk
ards pocket. After the young men
were locked up, another Of the same
gang heard Of the arrest and hunted
up one OF the detectives. He learned
about the finding Of the bills. sWore
they like these r he asked, taking the
other portions Of the anne bills from
his pocket.
4fes,. said the detective, rand /
guess | want you, too"
Hold on" said the crook. Come
with me into this saloon and I'll prove
to you that this is dead straight
The detective accommodated him
and reaching the bar the young man
said to the cashier: What did ] say
this afternoon when I tore them bills IN
half and gave half to Eddie?"
lyon said, - near o. I can recollect,
Take them and keep them until You
meet me in the morning. There will be
one Sunday that We won't be broke"
That's what / said said the crook,
and there's lots Of fellows to prove
it,
There was no aso to doubt tho
story, and the cashier said he had seen
it done before by fellows who were
afraid to trust themselves with money
for fear Of spending it too quickly. He
said there was one customer Of the
place who tore bills in half in this man
ner and left ! portion Of them in his
care occasionally.-Nesc York Sun.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-11-06
Attention..

It is impossible to overestimate the
effect Of simple e~arnestness and CON
centratiOn in the affairs of life.
Il sometimes wonder where / should
be now. II l had always given my whole
mind to my work, " said q middle-aged
man, engaged in y pursuit for which he
had no particular love. Heoccupied 8
fairly good position, as it was, and was
well respeckit," but the something
beyond, which he might have attained,
had his energy and force Of will been
stronger, would always haunt him:
Larkin Dnnton, . practical educator,
says in writing about this very point,
that he n Q asked q boy = question in
regard to his enjoyment of . certain
study, and received this reply:
.Oh, the time spent on that doesn't
amount to much, for the teachers don't
care anything about it,"
That csrelessly spoken reason would
exactly touch the root Of many . SINH
lar matter. The teacher has no inter
est, NJ stimulating enthusiasm, and SO
the boy has none. A clerk is content
With doing mechanically the liberal
amount Of work required Of him, and
his employer feels no interest in open
ing before him the way to : better po-
sition. There is no affair Of practical
life, no matter however unimportant,
which is not marvellously influenced
by earnestness or sloth.
Why don't you mend your harness
some rainy day, instead Of tying ii MP
with strings?" asked some one Of : boy
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-11-06
STUFF AND NONSENSE.

FooD for thought brain nourish.
Ors.
A saADowED life-ioltowed By ! a.
tective.
fRcN bars are the most reliable sort
Of appearance bonds.
THs pugilist ascends the ladder ol
fame round by round.
A PH1LADBLPHIA bootblack meets
the russell shoe fad half way with the
sign, Boots blacked yellow
.NEwsPApER men have . right to be
proud" Well-yes. Handling . paste
pot Is apt to make 'em . little stuck
up.
TRAvELER Tin Ireland)-Id don't see
how il is You people keep in such good
humor. Irishman-Sure we do niver
have enough TO ate to get bilious.
aYEs," admitted the visitor, when
the proud mother exhibited her baby,
she has his fathers nose, but don't
worry. It may not be always that red"
MAMMA QUEER Ito her little SOM
There. now, don't bother me; I'm busy.
Go and play with the old cat. Tommy
Queer-Why, mamma, that's what the
nurse said to papa yesterday.
"DARRINaER, what's become OF the
friend I've seen you with for a week ?"
Il cut him. His name is Hava-
drink. and every time l called him that
he said don't care if / do He was
too expensive"
JupeE TO police oficer)-Are you
sure, sir, that the prisoner was drunk?
Oficer-Is it dhrunk, your honor?
Shure At he nd sphoke through the
tiliphone the birth NV i'm nd av made
the poles shtagger.
Dnra CInnK (brfskiy)-Insect pow
der? Yes, ma'am. Here's some Swed-
ish insect powder that's highly recon-
mended. Customer don't know
whether that will answer. Mine are
plain American insects.
Cher Ito industrious clerk in govern
ment ofice)--Why didn't you dot the
i" in the last word Of your report last
night. Industrious clerk beg your
pardon; but the clock struck 4 Just at
that point, and I didn't care to work
overtime.
FIRST DRUMMER-Last week I took
the biggest order of the season. Second
Drummer don't believe q word of it.
First Drummer-You don't, Ell? Well,
perhaps you'll believe this (triumphant-
~ producinga paper. Here is q letter I
just got ~canceling it.
"YoUNG man." said q minister to q
member of his congregation, "do you
know what relations you sustain in this
world?" AWcll, just at present the only
relation l am sustaining in this world
is my father-in-law, but you can just
gamble on it / am not going to sustain
him very long" was the reply.
LAST Sunday evening an East Side
widow, who was known to the entire
congregation to be greatly in want Of
a husband, was praying with great fer
vency. "Oh, thou knowest the desire
of my heart" she exclaimed. "A
MAN" responded a brother, with
broad accent. "Thy will be done"
exclaimed the widow, amid q smoker
from the congregation.
BEAUTY AND HER BEAST,
. {, Jack, dear Nell's engaged, I hear:
They say to such q bear.
It seems an awful sacrifice,
And she 80 young and fair.
It's her FIRST season, but perhaps,
Mamma made her say YES
Hes awful rich, but such q bear.
What's that? You say YOU guess
I've got come rather strange ideasY
He q not . bear, but tall,
Handsome and young. What do you
mean?"
A Wall street bear that's ALL
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-11-06
The Fruit Of vio,ence.

In no cess 10 the folly Of violence in medical
ton more conspicuously shown by its fruit than
IN tho effect upon the intestines Of excessive
purgation. Tho stomach and bowels ere FIRST
painfully gTired. then tho latter ia copiously,
suddenly and repeatedly evacuated. This 10 far
beyond the necessities Of the care. most unnat-
ural, excessively facilitating. Tho organs are
incapacitatsd from resuming their function
with normal moderation. An astringent 10
rssortod to which reduces them to their former
condition Of ~insction. To this monstrous and
harmful absurdity, Hostetter's Stomach Bit.
tors 10 the happy alternative. Itrelaxes gently,
naturally. sufficiently, It diverts lille from the
blood into its proper channel. IL insures health-
full digestion and complete assimilation. It 10
. complete defenso against malaria, and con-
qucrs rheunntlsni, neuralgia. nervousness,
Kidney and bladder trouble.