The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-10-10
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ia poalisy circles The old kes ssnsrsi.
proves Der coed ssAsdins BY kss setting.
--Eirlicii Direeisoas New Hired Mas
---Hos zach water do yon sivs ihs
sioeil Dairy Fsrnsr MAKE u hsli.snd.
bali
--0ysis, suppen are appropriate oEly
Tor months thai have az X 10 then. and
iof pocts,boohs which have V 10
them
Odd LAdy--I hope. mr. dear. you
never conceal snyihins from ycns bus.
basd. Yoaas wifs--oh. 90, nothing bu,
my ihoushis
Charley. ny hoy, Jon are positively
stsbby; yoa ought 70 get pew suit 5hl
dsst mention IL Ny tailor bas comnere
"a one siresdy.
McCcrkls--isnt Briggs naturally .
lsry nsnf McCrsckls = Not eIsc.ly lazy;
ba. be seems 10 think II unhealthy to work
b~i.esn meals
Wife t,ssrful You've broken the
promise you made me- Husband (kiss.
log her) Never mind; my dear. don't cry.
III make you another
Joe, your wife looks ~ fresh rs .
morning glory. Bill. ! wish she vas .
morning glory. Why 90. Joei BE cause
she'd shut up 81 night
--Gusss--Give me some paper, waiter
] uish 10 write . note. Waiter--What
kind. ARR Gusst-Any kind. waiter
briggs him some hy paper.
--Ssmbo. would . $40 goldpiece stop
your mouth Ssnbo- II might. boss. bu.
l'sc pos ful feared II nd leak rom do aid.
ses you be.tsh try twenty.
Dear. said . physicians wife ~ they
%, 10 church. there is Mrs. Goldberg
sitting In . drsught' Never mind. said
her bssbAnd. l will cash that drsft later
on.
Alter the elopsment He: And now,
deer. since 10 are safe on the train, why
do you seem 90 ssd' She (pettishly): We
we're not even chased. l don't thing il was
one biz romantic
John, see. your little sister Is crying
because you did not share your peach
With her. That isn't so, mamma gave
Der The stone. and II she plants II she osu
hasa ~hats t,aa
Mother You have drswnilA n donkey
very nicely. Johnny. but you have forgot
ten one thing. Where is his iail9 Johnny
--os, that donkey doesn't need any tail.
There are NO flies on him.
--Convslescent youth Il csp't swsllef
dis tsllov. nanny. deed can't Mother
You'd better est dat candle. you trifin'
Niger! Din't do doctor charged me 10
keep you on light die,'
Mr. Lytewaite -Aw no. I'm nawt
rich. y knsw' but --heel hee sm afraid
that have more dollars than sense doech
erknsw' Miss Pytre oh. Mr.. Lytewsite.
hope IL isn't SO bad as that.
Mrs. McPhe-PhAt's dthe mstther wild
yure man the day. Mrs. O'Hsy' Mrs.
o'Hsy-Hs hiln d,he drill fur two cross
eyed oitalsns Yesterday, an dthe doctur
ser IT'S nervous preparation he has.
Contributor Here isA manuscript
wish 10 vubmit Editor (waving his hand)
I'm sorry We are al full just now.
Contributor (blsnklyl Very we'll; will
call sgsin when some Of you are sob.
or.
Mr. Kerbe Stone uast down from town. |
And arc You enjoying your camping exper.
ience. Miss Gusherton7 Miss Gusherton
tecstaticallyl; Oh, ever 80 much Every !
su,ng is SO lovely and disagreeable. you
know!
Hello. Billy. said travelling man, -
hs hailed . friend. you've changed your
residence. Y~. Where are you living
now' am now living anywhere. ! am
dying by degrees a, Mrs Hashem's board
ing house.
--Tonmy Where is Variance. Mrs.
Pecks Mira n Peck-I do not know,
Tommy. never heard Of the place BIO
fore Tommy -Tus.'s funny, for MANN.
said thu, you and Mr. Peck were At vsri.
ancs two thirds OF the time.
"A little American girl Who has been
living 10 ChinA Tor the last few years 70.
Gently wrote 10 one Of her young friends OF
her progress in learning the language Of
shs, country; lam s.udyiug the language
bu. - yet | can speak only broken Chi
pa
Mr.. Shrill- 80 you won't get me
thst nsw bennett Mr.. S.-No, | won't
Mrs. S.--vsry we'll, then, I'll 60 70 every
meeting that comes along. and
and people will think the reason sin,
dscsa,ly dressed 10 becsuss you've taken
W drink.
The ocean steamer Vas speeding along
vhen gigantic iceberg hove 10 sight. The
passenger crowded the buluarks to see
and admire H. What do you think OF thsts
said the Easiishmsn 10 the American
wssll. cas- the reply. Ishould say there
we're no nies oD IT,
William. my son, said ~ economical
mother 10 her COO. don't keep trsmpipg up
md down the door 10 thai manner; you'll
vssr ont your new boc.s. He sits down.
There you eo-siitips down. Nov you'll
rear yat your neu trousers. declare, !
never sss such boy.
We start = new novel this vesk, ssid
be editor 10 the foreman; lie BY lady.
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