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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19


Here's health to the wives and the mothers
who cit In our households to-day;
Who are glad when they brighten for others
The hours that 90 drifting away.
Nay their eyes keep the light Of the Gladnsss,
That banisheS shadows and MADNESS,
And what need We ask more than thisi
But-how can this happiness be kept
What shall protect those we love,-those
who make Heaven Of the Home, from the
ravages Of disease that Is often worse than
death, that is, in fact, lingering death
The question is easily answered DR.. Ferce'a
Favorite Prescription-thes standard remedy
for all Of those peculiar diseases to which
women are SUBJECTS what must be relied
on to preserve the health Of wives and moth
ers. It prevents those diseases, and 1t curei
them. It is blessing to women and there
fore q National blessing, because 1t gives
health to those about whom the happiness Of
home centers, and the strength OF Nation
is in its happy homes.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

folds. It's living thing; it yelps and
bowls and
Just then quiet-looking stranger
stepped up to the speaker and, grasplng
him firmly by the arm, said: "The next
time you attempt to leave the Washington
ian Home without leave you will be locked
tupin padded cell for a week. Come with
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19
DishOnOrod Drafts.

When the stomach dishonors the drafts
made upon it by the rest Of the system, it is
necessarily because its fund Of strength is
very low. Toned with Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, it soon begins to pay out vigor in
the shape of pure, rich blood, containing
the elements Of muscle, bone and brain.
AS sequence Of the new vigor afforded the
stomach, the bowels perform their func-
tons regularly, and the liver works like
clock work. Malaria has no effect upon a
system thus reinforced.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

Lnelr noses. One, hopper, HAS q "ch-uo
fined, strong, aggressive nose, and he en-
tirely dominates, Just as he does by his size,
the small, putty nose of Digby Bell. Result
in line: De Wolf Hopper gets an increase
of salary from Colonel McCaull on the LIST
Of May and Digby Bell is not wanted any
longer in the company. You can trace this
all back to the question Of noses"
Every man with strong comedy power,
has strong and well-defined nose. You
might think that a putty blower would be
funny, but 1t doesn't pan out. One OF the
greatest comedians we ever had in this
country was George l.. Fox, the clown
Every body used to say that his nose was so
large that he could lie in the shadow OF it
on sunny day on Broadway. That nose
did help him not little in purely facial ex-
preston when he had the bismuth on his
face. But Fox went way beyond that. He
was melancholy man, always in trouble
when seen by daylight, and when night
came and he went on the stage he was just
as funny as ever. 1t came to him naturally
and he couldn't help it.
Robson and Crane have well-defied noses.
They are not immense protuberances like
Fox's, but they sit on the face respectively
well and give it a manly appearance. Any
body would take Crane to be prosperous
banker or broker, and Robson would be
looked upon as an old gentleman in holy
orders. Take off Robson's nose, he would
be a horror, burlesque of a man. Not the
whole nose, but one-eighth of an inch OF it.
at is curious fact" continued the OBJ
server, 'but all prominent actors have
strong noses. The only man ever knew to
succeed without one was the elder Booth,
who had his broken, and it went in where
the bridge ought to have come out. But,
then, that Booth was not to be measured by
ordinary human standards, not even by
that of noses. Edwin has a good nose, not
great one. Barrett's nose is beginning to
disappear entirely, owing to the onslaught
of the disease that has attacked his tonsils
and is bringing his throat on a level with
his china
But Mccullough had noble nose
Never in the world would the public have
accepted him as Roman without it. The
aquiline expression gave him the evil eye,
and when he roared and ranted he seemed
living embodiment of a physical Brutus.
Forrest had great nose-a great tragic
nose that was rather spoiled by the bit Of
goatee that made him so ridiculous in
Roman characters, even in spite of his
wonderful powers and genius that has
not been denied by even his bitterest
enemies, most of whom are now dead like
himself"
Louis James is good actor, and his ar
tistic career has been spoiled to vast ex-
tent by a great nose. There is line that
starts up from the side of each nostril that
gives the impression that he is constantly
smelling something disagreeable. That
little change makes the countenance seem
sour, and even in his tenderest moments on
the stage, and they are very tender as tc
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

FIFTEEN daring young women Of Phila-
delphia have formed club of which the
sole condition of membership is that the
applicant forswear corsets. Each one OF
the ladies comprising the club has con.
signed her whalebone cuirass to the flames,
and now taxes her ingenuity to provide o
substitute.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

He other day, says the
New York Journal, a
careful observer saw
De Wolf Hopper and
Digby Bell prom
enading down Broad
way together. Said
he: "You might be
surprised at seeing
two comedians in the
same company on
apparently friendly
terms. But look at
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

-Professor-Mr Smartly. you may
translate the next passage. Student
My, indeed, by Zeus on the one hand
accordingly nevertheless, he said that
on the other hand moreover he was
also without doubt forsooth at least in
truth yet Professor-That is very
good, Mr. Smartly. That will do. -
College Journal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

it sticks to me closer,
and / can't get rid of
it. l can't sell it,
can't loan it for
keeps or lose it. No,
not if my life depend
ed on it. Yes, I'll ex-
cuse you while you
wait on that custom
err. As / was saying,
it stays by me like a
mole on a woman's
chin. Most people
complain that they
can't keep their UNI
brellas. l used to be
one Of those happy
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

ENGLAND gets most OF its ice now from
Norway, Scandinavian competition having
almost entirely destroyed the business OF
shipping ice from Boston to England, which
was once very profitable. Ice is sold in
London for from fifty-eight to eight-one
cents per hundred weight
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

O'Toole-What are yez doing now, Phelimi
O'Haggerty lin the chair Dim raising a
fund for the amelioration of ould Oireland.
show is it progressing"
GAS folne as silk, as you can tell by look
ing at me. Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

LAKES In Eastern Oregon and Nevada are
drying up in consequence Of the divergence
of their waters for purposes Of irrigation
and continuous drought. A number OF
large lakes have diminished many square
miles in area.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

DoBBINs' Electric Soap has been made for
"a years. Each years sales have increased.
In 1888 sales were 2,047,6 500 bores. Superior
quality, and absolute uniformity and purity,
made this possible. Do you use It'll Try it.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

left your umbrella.
sir,'' said the young
man in charge Of the
cigar counter ''Thank
YOU" returned the
mai addressed, but
he vile d as he
spoke, and his words
were, II words ever
could be, like chunks
of ice. He clutched
the prof ered UNI
brella as II he would
have s tran gled it,
~n<,v;th 81 n ~ Itr~ <ho
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

a corpse, and some
one at once recog-
nized the umbrella
as mine. The coro-
ner summoned me
and tried to impli-
cate me in the death
of the man upon
whom he was hold
ing an inquest. I
narrowly escaped
h an G in G. l have
tried times innumer-
a b 9 t o exchange
{ b a t umbrella for
some one else's, but
in each case l was
detected. In one in
stance, when l had
appropriated the um-
brella ola prominent
city official, l was
Jailed for it and mar.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

THERE has been so much sickness II
Trego County, Kan, that the probate judge
cancelled all the druggists permits in the
county, hoping in that way to mend the
general health.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

EVERY body applying for season tickle,
for the Paris exposition must submit two
photographs. One of these the exposition
authorities keep. The other they sign and
return to the applicant, so it may fare badly
Ing the ticket.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

brella contin e d.:
"You have a kind,
sympathetic face, q
patient nature, no
doubt, and l will I'M
fold to you my tale of
woful woe, as my
friend Judge Smith
would say. You did
an honest act when
you returned to me
my umbrella, which
! carelessly left on
the counter aft r
lighting my cigar. I
rewarded you with
GOODNESS. Listen. This
umbrella is a hoodoo,
thrice hoodooed. Did
Won auar Rad q
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

Donor suffer from sick headache moment
longer. 1t is not necessary. Carter's Little
Liver Pills will cure you. Dose, one little
pill. Small price. Small dose. Small pill
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19


brella ina place where ALL ELSE WAS LOST
l should not have been, and it was sent
home to me. My wife thus found me out,
and this bald spot in my whiskers was the
consequence.
''One night while in bed at hotel in st..
Louis l was chloroformed and robbed Of
every thing except that umbrella. Another
time lent it to my mother-in-law, who was
going away after months visit at my
house, and she returned it week later and
stayed six weeks more. At another, it
blew out Of my hand in storm and flew
between the legs of horse on the street.
A runaway ensued and killed the man who
was driving The man owed me $4O0 and
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

didn't leave cent That umbrella has got
me into no end of trouble. 1t won't wear
out and it won't let me lose it. I have left
It in all sorts of hooks and corners, but in
some mysterious way it has always re-
turned TO me. Once dropped it into the
river, but it was dredged up, together with
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

BENJAMIN F. BUTLER has become q more
inveterate cigar-chewer than ever. HI
sometimes INDUCES in twenty cigars day
His cigars are spoken Of as "Widow But
ler's Weeds.n
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19
NSo&s
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Noses
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A Coed Appetite 10 essential TO good heath
Hoods Sarsapsrilla 10 . wonderful medicine ~
creating an appetite tonns the digestion, and siv.
Ing strength TO the whole system. Be sure 70 81
Hoods sarsaparllla. Prepared only by @. l. HooA
3 Co., Apothecaries. lowell, Mass.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

KATE FIELD says the hustle is an inyen-
ton of the devil The Patent Office rec
ords show that some one got ahead of Kim
! in patenting it.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19
HIS UMBRELLA HOODOO.

One Mans Unusual Persecution - The
Ttmo-hOnorcd Record of Loaned UrA.
brellns Ruthlessiy Broken = This ON.
Would Not Part Company with It..
Owner, rf
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

Oregon, the Paradise Of Farmers.
Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass, stock country
in theworld. Fullinformation free. Address
Oregon immigration Board, Portland, Oregon
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

A MONTREAL man has patented device
by which he claims he can make a years
supply Of ice for seventy-fve cents.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

fact that umbrellas are VIGOROUSLY proof
against strangulation.
Tears came to the eyes Of the first
speaker. Young men in charge Of hotel
cigar counters are sensitive beings always,
and unaccustomed TO being spoken to rude
ly with refrigerating words. The owner Of
the umbrella noted the effect OF his con-
gealing accents, and his eyes softened as he
spoke again to tho youth, but this time his
words were warm and balmy "Forgive
me, FRIEND" said he, ''if my cold thanks
froze your young hearts blood. You would
forgive II you knew all"
A look Of mild curiosity overspread the
young mans face, but the man Of the UNI
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

OLD age is the night Of life as night Is the
old age Of day. Still, night is full of mag.
nificerce, and for many it is more brilliant
than the day.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

TIE skin contains more than 200O, 900
openings which are the outlets of an equal
number of sweat glands.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

A PAIN centrally located may double q
man and thus naturally increase his signs.
-Binghamton Republican.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

A SALMON caught on the Pacific coast had
an iron spike seven inches long, with a
half-inch head, in its stomach.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

You can't help liking them, they are very
small and their action is so perfect. One pill a
dose. Carter's Little Liver Pills. Try them.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

MAN should command his flesh as slave
his master. The dominion of the enfran.
chised is the most imperious.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

TIE Chicago clearing-ho house has decided
that hereafter gold coins should be received
at the banks only at their actual value as
shown by weight.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

WHEN girl is bent on getting married
she stands straighter than ever.-Ken
lucky State Journal
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

THERE is secret satisfaction about be.
ing anonymous that is far sweeter than
fame to the writer of scandals.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

In France juggling Is taught for the ben.
eft Of the health. 1t brings the muscles
of the arms and chest and back into play.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

In Switzerland. If grave is left open
over Sunday, it is said that within four
weeks one Of the villagers will die.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

DID you ever answer newspaper adver-
tisement! Try W. L. Mckay, whose adver-
tisement "Men wanted" appears on this page
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

The dark oranges grown in Florida are
known there as the african russell" They
are growing in popular favor.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

FRESHNESS and purity are impaired to the
complexion by Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, 80 cents.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19
THANK YOU,

Fallen Idolr You have. ehl Well, Ans
tey's little Indian god was Jim Dandy
mascot compared to this critter of an UNI
brella. Not that it does so much harm. Int
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

A FINE portrait Of Mrs. Cleveland has
lately been placed in the Corcoran Gallery
at Washington.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19
THEATRICAL NOSES.

Tho Facial Adjournment OF Prominent Act
Ors--Do Wolf Hopper's Peculiar Probos-
cIs-LOuis James Anti.Sympathetic Nose.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

IT Is unlucky to pass through q funeral,
either between the carriages or the tiles Of
mourpers on foot A-.----
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

STRANGLE TT. mOrtaIs myself. But
I'm changed man now, and my temper's
soured and my digestion's failing.
"How did get hold of ite Ten years ago
q friend bought it for me in England.
asked him to do so before he went over
there. The ship he started back in was
wrecked, and all on board were lost. The
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

The most csrtais
and safe Pam
REMEDY In H.
world thai Instant
y stops the most
EXC R UClAnnG
pains. Il Is truly
The GREAT CON.
QUER0R Of PAIN.
and has done moro
good than any
! known remedy.
For SPRAlHS.
BRUISES. BACK
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, or Ambitious Gran
ules in walls, rs cents one dose. Druggists.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

The angriest country in the worlt
to-day IL IRELAND
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

rowly escaped long Imprisonment
sSomehow haven't the courage to burn
It up or chop it to pieces. See the head
that's carved on It'll Can't you see it leer
and wink at me. Oh, I'm a goner sure un-
less can get out of its clutches. When it's
open I'm not so afraii of i. but when it,
closed can see the snakes and things
crawling around in its ribs and wires and
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19

ACHE, PAIN In the CHEST or SIDES, HEAD
ACHE, T00THAcHE, Or any other EXTERNAL
PAIN, a few applications act like magic, eaus-
ing the PAIN to INSTANTLY STOP.
For CONCESSIONS, lNFLAMMATl0KS,
SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, COLD in the
CHEST, RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, lUM-
BAG0, SCIATiCA, PAINS In the Small Of No
Back, etc., more extended applications ne
necessary 10 effect cure.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-06-19
2IYARyAsiE cAcx.

6AAE4ABLE CAEX.
For two years I had
rheumatism so bad that
It disabled me for woriE
and confined me to my
bed for q whole yenr,
during which time I
could not even raise NY
hands to my head, snd
for 3 months could not
move myselfin bed, wns
reduced In flesh frnna
! 1872 to So los. Wastrcxt-
ed by best Physician,
The Great Falls leader. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1888-1900, 1889-01-11

The annual meeting of the Territorial
Bar Association met in Helena Wedncs-
day evening. President Dixon spoke
highly of the late Hon. Thos. l.. Napton
He criticised the present jury system and
referred to many defects in the existing
laws.
The association recommended addition
al Judges and courts and condemned the
compiled laws.
The following officers were selected for
the ensuing year:
President-Jason W. Strevell, Of Miles
City.
Vice Presidents--1st judicial district
7. j. Galbraith, of Dillon; I'd judicial
district, 7. G. Marshall, Of Missou]a: Sd
judicial district, O. f. Goddard, Of Bill
ings; 4th judicial district, Thos. f. Brady
Of Great Falls.
Secretary-H. &. Mcintyre Of Helena.
Treasurer Atkinson of Helena.
Executive Committcc-.)ohn +. For
bis, Butte: L. D. McCutchcon. Helena
II. p. Rolfe, Great Falls: l.. 4. Luce
| BoZcman.
The secretary and treasurer are alst
msmhers Of the executive committee.
The Great Falls leader. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1888-1900, 1889-01-11
Ice. Carnival ENcNrsiOn.

The st. Paul Ice Palace and Carnival,
which will he held i'll January. will doubt
less attract hundreds Of visitors from
Montana. In view of this fact the Mon.
tana Central and Manitoba railways have
return of $40 for the round trip. Tickets
will he on sale January 20 to 2G, inclusive
and are good for ninety days. This will
not only allow Montana people to visit st.
Paul during the carnival but also to OK
tend their trip to other eastern points
This is the cheapest rate that has ever
Montana people should unite and have Il
grand excursion to the Carnival.
The Great Falls leader. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1888-1900, 1889-01-11

Jerry Collins will probably be home
today.
Will Hanks will take run down to St.
Paul for few days the last of this week.
John Wilton at the smelter fell YES
terday and broke his arm. The affable
DR.. Fairfield set it right again.
Sheriff Black left yesterday afternoon
for Fort Benton, where he is finishing up
the business connected with his office.
Winchester s McMahon finished drill
ing we'll on Ninth avenue North for
Henry Reiz yesterday. Water was found
thirty-six feet below the surface and the
flow is excellent, about 9OOSgallons day.
A petition has been sent here asking
for the removal Of the post at Fl. Shaw.
This movement would lay open about
$4,000 acres of fine land for settlement,
large portion Of which is in Cascade
county.
A project is on foot amoug some Of our
intellectual people to invite Montana,
lady, whose elocutionary powers are
among the highest, to give a reading in
this city during the latter part Of the
month. We wish the project success.
The Montana delegate has succeeded
in getting an appropriation Of $36, 900 70,
guns, uniforms and brass buttons for the
militia, which is never needed in Mon
tana: and $1,000 towards surveying the
public land. This is discrimination
'with difference ~.
Hanks 4 McClelland sold yesterday
several lots in Highland Park Addition
to Mr.. c. Z. Wells, of British Columbia
The sale was made by correspondence
Mr.. Wells having seen their advertise
ment III the LEADER. Hanks and Nc
Clelland are having many inquiries for
real estate. ...
The Holiday LEADER received the
highest praise from all our citizens. l,
was universally remarked that it was tht
best paper ever sent out of Great Falls
Every article is full of meat. In attract
| ing immigration to this favored part o
Montana it cannot be overlooked. Thous
ands of copies Of this popular edition
have already been secured and sent Il
different parts of the East.
Real estate seems to be in demand il
C.root Eo1Is 4 <ro6o for <bo ccn,,r;nr r,
a valuable piece OF land east Of town i
nearly made. The consideration for th'
property runs into the thousands. Othc
bargains are in contemplation. Man,
eastern people are seeking to invest hcr'
now, believing that the winter time i
best to secure bargains. This is simpl.
the precursor Of the rush liable to taxi
place in the spring. .....
The Great Falls leader. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1888-1900, 1889-01-11
Horrors Of the Storm.

READING, Pa, Jan. 1O.--Therc is mourn
ing and sorrow in many 4 household in
Reading today. The pail Of death hangs
over the city. Fathers, mothers, brothers,
sisters, relatives and friends are grief
strikcn over the wreck of last night.
Over one hundred spirits are hushcd for
ever in death, besides the multitude Of
wounded, as the result Of the wreck and
ruin wrought in this city by the storm.
The cyclone left the entire city in dark
ness, relieved subsequently by the elec-
trio light and huge hontircs, which shed
their lurid glare OH the scene of desola-
ton and death. All night long brave and
willing hands assisted in the work of
rescue. The disaster is fully as bad or
worse than reported last night. The
hospitals and undcrtakers' establishments
are filled with the victims. The physi-
clans are all busy and many private houses
have been opened for the accommodation
OF the injured.
The Great Falls leader. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1888-1900, 1889-01-11
PRICE 5 CENTS.
The Manitoba Fast Trains.

That the through fast trains met with
popular approval, no better evidence
could be given than the increasing pass
cnger traffic. The grand rapid transit
will be but fairly established ere the spring
traffic will he upon us, and these charm-
ing trains will be taxed to their utmost
capacity to convey the crowds of Ameri
cans Gamer to personally enjoy ride over
the finest railway route across the contin-
ent and see Great Falls. the beautiful,
whose fame has gone abroad throughout
the land,