New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-29
TIE TAX OF TIE nAY

TIE TALK OF THE DAY
Says prominent clergyman: II don't expect 10
sse the millennium ! shall be quite satisfied II I
i've to see the day when there viii DO as many
churches rs gogshOps in the country
-. Why Shc Was Interested Young
moman-four paper yesterday contained an account
OF tho hosging INTO lnsenslbiity Of prisoner Have
you receNed any moro particnlaIsi
made tho poor fellow IN the hospital and rsceivns
the best q care.
Young woman-oh ! don't care sboat the prisoner
Know what became Of tho catthe cat he was whipped
With, you know.-(Terre Hante Express
Here Is something for fhe pessirpist and the oync
to gloat over. The other day poor man looking
for work broke one Of his legs near Conshohocken
Penn. In vain he appealed for assistance; every
heart seemed to DO turned to stone. He slept In a
barn that night and the next day bobhed as far as
Horristown, with his broken leg stin unset no one
having boon humane enough to pay his fare At
NoTistown 9 policeman paid his faro to Phllade
phia who're his injured leg at last received atten-
ton. People who live In tho gleat cities are fro
QtentV denounced for their seldshness; but there
T. cynical heSrtless seashnoss about many people
who live near 10 natures heartH that is simply
amazing.
-, The Eew;York Tribune says that "two congrcea,
uonSl churches IN Maine have pastor between them
Is going to got squeczed.-t RorTistown Herald
Some OF the most prominent cIergymen In Srassa
chhSetts out against constitutional prohibition.
This win give The Voice. chance TO assal their
moral character.
fashionable lady meeting begsar in che street and
being touched p bis tale ,S Of T01 handed h@ her
come TO that address VIII give you some clotbes.'
The 6eggsr soxeyss did not put IN an aPpssSsIce
why he bad not come Taking the card out of his
dirty pocket and with deprocatory smile, he an.
card 'Thursdsys.' 1-IParis Figaro.
Says a ST. Louis business man: "The packing Of
goods In bucket pals has grown TO such enormous
proportions that it would be next to impossible to
got any idea Of the number Of buckets turned out
for such purposes. With candy In pals, spice in
pals, tobacco in pals, and whatuOt Ia pals, tho
country has been perfectly flooded with them, so
much so that whereas they could formerly be dis
posed Of by the dealer for from 10 cents to % cents
each they go begging almost at any prices, and
are getting to DO little less than a drugs
%Ny friend" said q solemn man. shave you ever
done snght to mako the community in which you 1.-Two
al have done much, sir' replied the other humbly,
q 20 purify the homes Of my folow-be
Ah,' continued the solemn man With pleased
look, you distribute traets1S
no, clean carpets."-t Bmghamton Republican.
"The Philadelphia Inquirer" suggests the revival
Of the homely old game OF FOUNDERS. "The game" It
says, has yet been played inside high board
fence, with ticket taker at the gate. II has never
been presented TO an audience other than the players
themselves and occasional chance spectator 1t
might pay as well baseball. Certainly, there is
much excitement IN It and good chance for
lively play. The boys Of generation ago enjoyed
It thoroughly. Why not give the boys OF tho present
generation q chance to earn iti'
when tho editor Of college magazine discovers that
his periodical has gone TO press without any reference
In an editorial article to Socrates, Pa Demosthenes,
any other Greek philosopher who died rev thous-
press 10 make tho necessary Correction Norrlsown
Herald.
II ls generally predicted that Oklahoma win be
settled up with phenomenal rapidty. The Oklahoma
Valley Is OF the finest In the United States, with
an abundance of timber and altitude OF 1000 feet
above the sea, If any oatue-men are nLadvised
enough to remain In the Territory after April y they
may expect Rhor. shrift from the boomers, who wiz
have many old scores to settle.
Two strangers wore talking on the cars. and one
was o portrait painter. After some umo the other
inquired the painters business
ii am an artist no replied, modesty:
aAh.' said tho other. ~what do you drawf'
And / am an artlstS continued the other.
aAhs exclamdi the painter Win smile Of I, In
"Teeths said the other; " I am dentist
Then the artist got UP and left tho seat-tWssh-
ington Critic.
You can't have political catacysm in any part of
the country without having Yale man climb out on
Is candidate for United States Senator in North
Dakota
yfims OF Fashion.--French nursemad-An' how-sh
are We gittln-sk along now, Mary, me iewelski
Mary-Sure oi'm doln fon. But phas fer Language
Is It's yRooahan Mary. Rooshan nnrsemaids is In
fashion now an its practisin' fer now paco OF am
french maids Is out Nv shoyL-Philsdelphia Record