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Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14
DR.. Walker S California

1t IS not a vile fancy drink made of rum.
poor whiskey. or refuse lquers. spIced and
sWceteucd 10 please the taste. bat purely
vegetable preparation. made from native Cali
fornia herbs
IWeutyhN years use have demonstrated n
millions ot sufferers throughout the civilized
world, that oi AL the medicines ever discovered
VINEGAR bittefs ONLY possesses perfect ard
wonderful curative effects upon those troubled
with the following a asses, M:
- Dyspepsia. rheumatism. CataTEh. Neuralgia.
Headache. Boils. Strofgia. SKIN Diseases Jaun-
dice, Gout, Piles Eihousuesg and ali other
diseases arising from blood impurities. and rs
q Nermifuge 30 Is rhe best iu tile world. being.
death 10 all WORMS that infcst The human Sys
TEN.
II IS always safe 10 take al any ilme. or un-
der any condition oi the system fao. oid or
young. or fer either sex. n is ruf up in two
STYLES. The old is slightly bitter ane is the
stronger ~ cathaTtic effect. Tie new style -
very pleasant go the taste. and perfect Ue8i.
1e for delicate women OF ch idren. Iach
KIND Is distinctly marked on top II carton
Many families keep both kinds on hand. as
they form complete medicine chest.
send Tor a beautiful book free
Address. r. II. MCDONALD DRUG co.
81 ashinG OF ST.. y. /. City.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14
HEAlSH IS WEALTH.

DR.. r. g. Vests Nerve and Brain Treatment.
q guaranteed specific for iiysiefla. Dizziness.
Commissions fifs. Nervous Neuralgia Head
ache. Nervous ProstTaiion caused hy the uss
of alcohol Ur tobacco. Nak.fulness, Mental
Depression Softenlnr - the Brain resulting
in fn sanity and leading 20 misery. decay aga
death. Premature did Age. barrcnness. Loss n
Power ln either SEX. Involuntary iuSsrs and
the brain. self abuse 81 over Indulgence. Zach
boz contains one months treatment a boa.
or SN boxes ior D.. sent 10y Mail prepaid on 10
ceipt 81 price.
WE GUARANTEE SIX 1ONTS
To cure any ease. WITH each ord er received kv
as for sly heNs. accompanied with s.. Ne via
Hd the purchaser our written guarantee 80
refund the money. Do the treatment does not
eject . cure. buaf.uiecs Issued Ouis -
W. n. Iibbs, Druggist.
Sole Ast. les Monroe 81. Grand Rapids Mich.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14
THE BOWSERS.
Mr.. BOwser Tries His Hand Hang.
ing IA Screen-Door.

OAR Of my readers
mag have formed the
opinion I h at Mr..
BOwser Is egotlsticaL
Such Is not the case
not particularly.
he - simply the av-
erage husband. The
& era 2 . husband
knows IL all wat thout
b e ! n < cgotistical.
And il any one has
formed the idea that
Mr.. Bowser is obsti-
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14

HAD been sitting In
the shade OF "A fence
corner for "A quarter
of an hour when q
farmer came alon z
with an OK team and
invited me 20 ride
with him. / was
only fairly seated
when he said:
"Sad thing happen.
ed back there about
six months ago"
ssT.Iaaa ~
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14

There is but one vacant bed left. sir,
said the hotel c.erk. "an1 that is 9 room oo.
cupicd By gentleman from Kestucay.1
''Au right, was the eager response.
'fput ne IN with the Kentucky gentleman
Tm Just down from Name. "-L Life
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14
MOSES.

o. are positive A.s
t1is ~asl sssc - s-.lr
i1z Ra zFesr a 10
c4llG1 "a 1sE t1aAs
2ad 1lssx s22 ..ssx-
Dz az Il ssy=r4y
ta<seza nsr sD<et>r
clez
FossEFs. ma x0 .
rspAzsa sks s1erx n
@4s Ia business ~
sst gods, @4-lz 1e 1a1
seao .Asu - GO 9 t12l
&c G4it 4-r1 -
Di1asts-4xky tzas <1y
tli1z ~o4lsi s2se.
fTe2 bi.s d2Gi1s -
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14

Frfsnd-Did the Literary Banner ssn: vou
3 cheeks
Poet-Oh, ves, a. once.
Frien6-Go0di How uucAi
F1et-Not much. Three worts-"De
cl.Ee6 with thanzs n-Judss.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14

II re smart people never made any Eis-
tASes taere woalG o prssty iesz p.cxing s
Tor fools
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14
HE WASN'T SOROiD.

Dut he Thought Six Months Long Tn
ough to Wait
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

as ! slsall decide I'm my wis<lom to he meet
and proper.
Grand vi.isr Blank, Emir Whites. and
Osir slaves HALLS Boosi and Abou ben
Jackas desirc tiny servant to couvey their
regards tai tiny majesty and tn the king.
thy father. They also expect us tn do
that which IL handsome unto them.
Remember thy servant to tine Caliph
Quay and extend unto him our thanks for
his p~lentGoss boodle. II Rrieveth thy scr
want tn learn that the faithful have been
routed in the provinces oftlhe East. When
! come tn the palace I will teach thy
majesty anC sll the court g. thy father
how tn rnzoo the Christians always and
forever i'm spite Of their numbers, ever as
] have razoossl them in this the province
Of thy ss.rvant. SNHANDERZ.
Caliph of Montanza.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 10. Isss.

The republican board of canvassers
in Montana has carried out, as far as
in it's power to do. the plot of the ma
tional committee of its party to steal
that state. While the case of the re-
jected tunnel precinct was pending in
the courts this partisan board met and
canvassed the returns from u state.
e eliminating" the whole vote of this
strong democratic precinct. by this
high-handed proceeding the will of the
people is defeated. the result of the
election is reversed and the state Of
Montana is stolen for the republicans.
should the court order the vote of the
rejected precinct to be counted the
county clerk will issue certificates To
the members who were elected. and 10
contest involving the control of the
Legislature would come before that
body. The democrats Of Montana
would be justified in proceeding To any
extreme tn prevent the contamination
of this robbery, should the contestants
be given their proper status in the
legislature and then be denied their
seats. Montana would better remain
outside the Union than to come in with
the brand of fraud and theft on her
escutcheon.- Netc York World.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
PEOPLE OF PROMINENCE.


Pauline Lucca is making a tour through
Russia.
Henri Menicr. OF chocolate fame, has
been decorated with the cross of the Le-
gion of Honor.
Secretary Proctor during his residence
in Washington has earned tho title OF
''Thc Silent Man."
Bret Hartc has great social as well as
literary popularity i'm England. He is
handsome, rtIhdy and white-haired, and
owes his popularity in n measure to his
mastery of Western slang.
Joseph jeff will Ia accompanied on
his coming tour by a group of his young
children and grandchildren.
Bclva Ann Lockwood called ON the pres
i,lcnt last Wednesday. She is rcportcd to
have called him her "latc opponent" and
tn have congratulated him upon his rise
i'm life.
Emperor William of Germany is the
first %ryiguiug monarch who has visited
~Constantinoplc since the fifteenth cen
fury.
Sir Charles Russell. NJ. p, il said tn
have the haudsomcst income of amy law
yer i'm the world. He lives like n prince,
and possesses the best law library i'm
England.
Prof. II. A.. Rowland. OF John Hop
kins university. has been elected "a menu
her of the Royal Socity of London
Queen Victoria uses not quite two dozen
pairs of gloves a year. They are always
black, usually four buttons, and the size
is ~.
Miss woolson. ~granduiece of Fenimore
Cooper. just now gaining recognition as n
novelist, is "A rcalist and an adorer of
Turgcncfr.
Aibani sails for America November "A,
and will appear i'm this country in two
new roles, Desdrmond in VcrSii's "Othello,''
and Valentine in the "~Hugucnots."
Julian Story. the younger son of the
sculptor, has completed "a cabinet-size
portrait of the young American prima
donna, Miss Emma Eamcs.
John J. Astor. at the discreet age OF 6s,
is about to ignore the caution of the elder
Weller, and marry Mrs. Bowler, n Cincin.
natti widow. Mr.. Astor is described as
tall. vigorous aud handsome and worth
| about <l5O,uOO,oUO.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

1t is "a lucky thing for the democratic
party that the two principals i'm the
Lexington affray were republicans.
Col. GOodloe and Col. Swope We're both
solid with the administr ation, and il is
related that when the news of the M
pleasantness was received at the White
House. the president seemed to he
stunned. The fact that Harrison has
been stunned will serve as an excuse
for any future mistakes made by the
IIoosier administration. and thus the
Lexington melee serves II good purpose.
But think of the campaign ammunition
the incident would ave afforded had
In two combatahts been members of
the opposite party.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

Last nights late dispat hes say that
Hamilton has offered to Withdraw in
favor of w. Y. Pembcrton or any dem
ocrat, except Mediation ar DE Wolfe.
IL Mr.. Hamilton is elected he has no
business to withdraw. lie and his
hackers have been pretty free in sug-
costing candidates whom the people
have neither nominated nor elected.
Mr.. Mediation declined compromise be-
cause the people elected him. and we
pect To see him hold court. If trouble
Of any sort follows. Mr.. Mediation will
not be to blame.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

In a suit brought against "The cor
poration of the hurch of Jesus Christ
of Latter Day Saints" to the
school house at Bear Lake, Utah, al
legged to ave e stolen by that cor
poration, the courts of the territory
have just decided in the plaintiffs
favor. The Mormons no doubt feel the
need of school houses, and they should
think well before stealing them. If il
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
u Had Its Effect.

From the Chicago Times.
Perhaps II the republicans had not been
so mean about that Silver Bow district i'm
Montana the election returns might show
up differently. The average American
loves fair dealing above all things, and he
gets il from the d%cnlocratic party.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
COMMENT.

The STANLEY Expedition.
From the ~. Louis Post Dispatch.
In other evidence of the commercial
nature Of the Stanley exedition werS.
wanting, the suppression of information
regarding il would he enough. This rom
duct is characteristic of CONNIE. cial, not
of scientific, enterlyrisc,
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
wa . legislature now-why that would
alter the ~ entirely.

The petticOat battle against SaloOn
Keeper Morton In amusing to the gen.
eral public. The ce-president needed
a license i'm his business, and he got IL.
While he isn't exactly ~ prOhibitiOnist
he believes In putin down Ticker"
and his efforts i'm that direction are de-,
Tended by no less nm advocate OF to-
tOtalism than Ex-Governor 1t. John Of
Kansas. Scratch "a prohibitiOnist and
you'l lind u republican every time.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
Let M Guilty Man t1.sa,,~.

From the Great Falls Leader.
The high handed villain, who had the.
unsurpassablc gall, on Thursday evening,
to- knock down IL strange and rob him of
his money. should he apprchcnded and
put behind the bars. No pains will be
parties.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
IslOs,titlsirsty lsritons.

Prom the Chicago Herald.
The horrible tastes Of the Romans.
wllo.e principal sport was the killing of
men Try wild beasts, are evidently sur
passed by the Londoners. The London
papers announce that ''nine cannibals
from Tcrre del FueRo will he fed three
times q, day ia front of the audience at the
Auuurium,"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
Not Like senator asander.on.

From the Springfield Republican.
General Raunl, the new pension com
missioner received wounds enough in the
war to cntitlc him TOT share in the govern
ment bounty, il is said, but he has been
able tn get IL living without it, and SO has
never applied for help. He il thus able tn
SGT "a much-ticcdcd example. Senator
Henderson and others could profit 10y il.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
Outside the breast works.

From the Chicago Times.
OUTSIDE OF THE Iowa STATE HOUSE,
Nov. G.-7o Foraker, ohio: I am with you.
INSIDE THE OHIO STATE HOUSE. BUT
NIT THE BACK Door OPEN. Nov. 6.-1o
Hutchison. IO,d: Wait for mc. I'm
broke. Get tickets for two.
FORAKER.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

An applicant for naturalization in
Salt Lake City last week upon being
questioned by the court swore that he
was certain this government was "a re-
public because the republicans had
charge of it. Previously it was n dem
ocratic government. beers of con
gress were appointed by the president
and their duties were to do whatever
the president told them to do. The
court nevertheless had to let him in.
and now that he is u citizen of the re-
public of course he is u republican.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

Seattle has "a Judge tn he proud of.
lie has fiied u citizen who was con
victed of beating his wife. $500. the ex-
IRENE limit of the law. In some of the
southern states wife beating is punish
able by the homeopathic system of
public logging. but it is more than
doubtful whether the brutality of the
punishment exercises any wholesome
influence upon the community. Wife
beating at $500 "a beat. however, is too
expensive a luxury for all but the
wealthiest classes to indulge i'm.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

The ball players brotherhood is an
organization that has the approval Of
the general public. The practice of
dealing i'm human flesh in not tn the
liking of the American people, and the
league magnates have only themselves
To blame for the threatened outbreak.
A mans labor of right should be his
own to dispose of whenever he sees tit.
and contracts which bind the player for
life and his employer for but ten days
are unfair. and the tight against them
deserves To win. The Chicago club has
been doing a land office business in this
modern slave trade of late. and when
the disreputable practice is abolished
the public can expect to see better ball
playing I'M less newspaper talk about
$4,000 beauties on the ball field.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

FROM the iOrtiaiu preEoulan.
or course u woman who would marry
any worthless man from IA purely mer-
cenary motive, whether because he had
money and no title, or because he had n
title and no money. il not only n reckless
hut al unwoInanly person, lacking not
only COMMON sense hut moral sense,
since "a lovelcss marriage to u notoriotisly
bad man for the sake Of his money or his
title, or both. il hut the disgusting sale
of u woman's body and not seldom of her
soul.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

A man at Decatur, ILL.,, has been scn-
fenced to ~ years imprisonment for muir
der. He will 'savc pretty hard work kill
ing time.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

Misses Fine Cashmere Hose. all
sizes. at 25c per pair. black and
colored.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
STAND TOPICS.

The Iowa republicans want no more
prohibition i'm theirs.
The late KinR Luis Of Portugal smoked
% cigars "a day. but there il no telling how
much he smokes now.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
The Coming R~pabiic of England.

Prom the Nan fr;tnciscO Argon;Aut.
Whenever Mr.. Gladstone and his or
position shall have established free schools
and universal franchise shall prevail
England will become u republic not more
than one king will over attempt to- she
coed to the throne which is soon tn he
come vacant by the death Of her present
majesty. Titles and privileges will dis
appear like mists hefore the sun, perhaps
fastened by the winds OF revolution, and
there il danger i'm such event that the lev
cling process will bc more thorough and
more. complete than Is desirable or ra-
tional.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
THE DISPUTED U

III events take the course that has
been marked out for them. the question
of "a s~uccesso to Judge DE Wolfe will
come up to-day. Here is the situation:
by the count of the vote of the tun-
mel precinct, Mediation has "a clear ma
jority-and the court ordered that pre-
cinct counted. lie has no state certiii-
cate because the members of the state
canvassing board hurried tn an adj
journment, with the express purpose of
defrauding him of his certificate. The
rival candidate produces a state certiti-
cate granted under circumstances which
no democrat sanctions and many re-
publicans condemn. 1t is a certificate
obtained through the agency of the
famous special train tn Helena.
If the votes of the people go for
anything, McHattou has a clear title.
and the recent decisions in Judge
DE WOlfe's court makes that title
doubly secure. If Hamilton's claim il
entitled to recognition, republicans will
have AN easy majority in n legisla-
ture, because none of the democrats
counted i'm by the order of the district
court nave state certificates. and the
republican state canvassers, having
hurredly adjourned, will see to it that
they don't get them. Any action taken
in Butte regarding the value of "A Ger.
tificate will be made to serve az a prece-
dent in Helena. Under the second
ordinance attached to the new consti-
tuition district judges and members of
the legislature are i'm the same class 30
far as their relations to the state can.
wasting board are concerned.
But there enters into the situation
one or two intensely practical fac
tors which might IL well be told. A
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

A professor Of the French language has
sued the Chicago Tribune for S25. 900 for
calling him "a masl,cr. Evidently hc
would rather bc "a bootilcr.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

Misses English Ribbed Wool
Hose. all sizes. 5 pairs for SI.oo.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

Ladies' Heavy Wool Hose at csc
per pair, worth 4oc.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

54-inch all-wool Ladies' Cloth at 6c per yard. This cloth is
at 90 cents.
3S-nch wool Trcot at 4oc per yard, well worth 7c per yard.
The newest styles in Dress Flannels at ACC per yard.
Extra Heavy Twilled Flannels at soc a yard. worth zsc.
4o-inch all-wool Tricots. new line of shades at 4Sc per ward.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12
HOSIERY AND UNDERWEAR.

Ladies' White Merino Vests and
Pants at 4sc and 7sc. former
price 75c and SI.25.
Ladies' Scarlet All-Wool Vests
and Pants at ooc per pair.
Misses Scarlet Vests and Pants.
all sizes at $50 per pair. former
price soc.
Five-Button Kid Gloves for soc
per pair. former price SI.oo.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-12

A suit like Shylock's has just bs,cn tris
i'm Chicago. A pound of flesh WA il
~volvetl. but as il was cut from a. hin
quarter of beef. the excitement was L.,
intcnss. than i'm Venice.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-10-25

ST. Paul Globe: 1t is singular that
longitude and location should shape
mora! conditions as they are claimed
to at times. Take this matter Of vo1-
ing prohibition into the constitutions,
Out in the Dakotas last week it was
a question of high morals, the sanct-
ity of the home and preservation of
the social fabric from disaster. On
Monday the state in the east of pco-
verbally steady habits, moral and
intellectual culture voted on the same
question as the Dakotas and buried
ii under a three fourths vote. To q
large extent the same class of men
that liz the sunset states drew all the
moral and religious lines of prohibi-
ton in Connecticut, which looks
back to Puritan ancestry, and past
the most azure blue laws, sat down
OF prohibition. As an instance aay
be mentioned the venerable aud ex-
President Porter, of Yale college.
He says: 81 DO not believe in prohlbi-
tiou." Rev. DR.. Newman Smith, of
New Haven, says: when the inn
practicable and doubtful idea Of pro.
hibiuon is finally removed from the
fleld,al temperance people will be able
TO unite in accomplishing whatever
can be wrought through law III limit.
ing the power of the saloons" Pro.
hibitlon and temperance are evidently
not regarded as Identical in
Connecticut.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-10-25

"Peterson's" Thanksgiving number is among
the handsomcst of the November magazines.
The numerous illustrations are all excellent,
from the beautiful steel engraving to the double
iashlon-plate. The literary contents are excep-
tionaily strong. Frank Lee Bcnedict's serial liz
oneof his best, and Alice MaGd Ewell's Wychum's
Ordinary is the finest and most dramatic of her
productions. Howard Seely has a capital
sketch, A THANKSGIVING in the Southwest. to
which an illustrated story, AT Cioss-Cut Farm,
makes an admirable contrast. Out OF the Night,
by Elizabeth Phipps Train, is a beautiful tale of
i~aiihwc'en. Minra living contributes cne of
the lopeliest lyrics we have read from her pen.
and Marion h. chickering's poem. Thanksgiving
Day, is gem. Miss Elisabeth Scovil, the New
port Hospital superintendent gives u valuable
paper on the treatment of burns. The needle
work department otfera any number of ~hjrnin
designs for holiday presents. Peterson" has u
wonderful hold on its subscribers. Once taken,
always taken, seems TO be the rule regard TO 1t.
And no worderi for it is in every respect IL thor
oughly tirst-class periodical. The prospectus for
next year promises new contributors, new and
larger type, and various either attractions, which
cnnnot fail to keep Peterson far in advance of
all the lady's magazines. Terms: Two Dollars
a year. Club rates: Two copies for $3.50, three
for $3.50, with u handsome premium to tho
getter up OF the club; fonr copies, S640, and
sig copies 50, with an extra copy of tho maya
zine for one year to the getter up of the club
For larger clubs, still greater inducements are
offered. Address Peterson's Magazine, G08
Chestnut street, Philadelphia, Pa. A sample
copy will be sent to anyone deelrins to get up
a club,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-10-25

There are but few men, probably,
not directly interested il breeding
trotting horses but what will regard
the slo5,00o paid for Axtell as a
purely fancy price, far beyond his
actual value. Let us see. We will
give him five years to live. Next
year as q ~four-year-old his stud fee at
$1,000 will bring his owners not less
than $4,000. He will appear upon
the turf in exhibition heats and win
$4,000 additional. His expenses
during the year, $4,000. Net earn
ings, $4,000. In 1891 will give him
fifty mares at $1,000 each, and $4,000
winnings or the turf, with $1,000 of
yearly expenses, will leave a balance
of $4,000. We will duplicate the
earnings of 1891 in each OF the next
three years and we have s265,OOo for
the five years. The interest on the
money invested at six per cent. until
his earnings pay for himself is $4,000
which, deducted from his earnings,
together with his cost, will leave a
net profit of $4,000 for the five
years. This ls not an estimate
by any Goldsmith Maud
earned nearly 100000 for her own
ers in tnrt winnings alone.