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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06
WISCONSIN.

Gardiner Morrison. IL l.n Crosse Count,
farmer, was killed by the ears near Onalask,
Mrs. n. j. McElroy. of Eau Claire. wa.
stricken hy paralysis while at II reception
Her recovery is doubtful.
Fred Berg. who killed Nancy RYAN nj
Tomah in 1878, has been pardoncd by Tic
Governor.
Representative farmers of the town of Civ.
man. Dodge County, are cooperating to
build grain elevator.
+. l.. Rourkc. oftcntralin. has failed. The
liabilities are $4,000. while livestock ofgoo,l.
is valued mt about 100000
WIN. Zimmerman and Chris Zwciger, see
ton hands on the st. Paul road. we're severe
~ injured while loading rails ut lipon.
1t developes that William Perkins, o
Thorpe, died of heart disease instead OF poi
son, as reported.
William Hartcl was seriously, nnd probab.
~ fatally, cut by an nx during IL quarrel with
his brother, Max, at Wansau Max fled.
Louis Molten, the hoy who escaped from
the industrial school at Wankcslla last Sep.
temher, has been captured at Racine
j. Cohen II jewelry salesman had his sam.
u.
burn. II contained 81, 900 worth ri iewclry
1t il sad hat Frank Valley. who was sup
posed to have burned to death III IL barn fire
near Chippewa Falls, is alive and is ivin. at
Duluth.
John Wood, who was sentenced to one
year III the prnitrntiary for burglary com.
mittel Mt Poyncttc, has been pardoned by
Gov. Hoard.
The children of John Johns, Il wealthy
farmer living near Darlington. attempted t.
have lin adjudg"l insane. but failed, II jury
declaring him TO be- of 80 nnd mind
4 Milwaukee paper prints story to tn,
effect that Jew in the Cream city is s,ippos.
ed to have sold his vie for ST. 500. Tho
plan to kidnap the woman was frustrated.
James Sanders, OF Steisr Bay has disap.
Dearrd md il supposed to have committed
suiride He was suffering from an imcur;,b,c
disease, and part of Ills clothing has been
found in the water
Sparks from IL locomotive set fire to n
hay-stack on the farm %: NJ. Peterson. six
miles south of Racine. Nine sharks were
burned, containing thirty ton. Of hay The
railroad company will he asked to mako
good the loss.
Employment agencies ut st. Paul and
Minneapolis nre sending men into the wo DDS
in the northern part of the state. Lumber
men have all the help they need, and the
Nell from Minnesota are LETT without work
and in many instances without money.
burglar went le-handcd through
four rooms ia the Colby house ut Ashland,
but secured only $22. When lie got into n
room occuIlied by Chicago drummer the
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06
Rheumatism

According to recent Investigations ia caused b,
excess oil Tactic acid in the blood. This acid Mt
tacks the tibrous tissues. particularly in The
joints. and causes the local mnniestat tons OF thu
disease. pains and aches in the back and shoul
ders and in the Joints at the knees ankles. hin,
anu wrists. Thousands o: people have found /,
hooa Sarsapariila II positive AMI permunen,
cure ior rheumatism. This medicine. by its pnri.
Tying ana vitalzins action neutrnlizes tile acidity
Oh the blood. and strengthens the whole body.
Il was troubled very much with rheumatism in
my hips. ankles and wrists: In fact, l coull
hardly walk. and was confined to my bed n good
qeal OF my time. was also very bilious mn,
snnered severely. l was recommended to try
, noou y sarstparilia, which did. have taken
four bottles and am we'll" W. r Wonn ninnn,'
ington. ILL.,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

A heavy rain was falling and the
street cur was crowded. A sweet
young girl entered and glanced tim
idly around. "Take my seat, MISS"
exclaimed the hollow-eyed consump.
tive near the door, seeing that the
hurley, bcef-fed man sitting next to
him did not offer to rise. "Thank
you, SIR" she replied. And that
sweet young girl, with dripping Cos
sarner, sat down by the side of the
hurley individual and drenched him
with cold rain water till he could feel
his spinal column growing shorter.
while the hollow-eyed consumptive
hung on strap, dry and happy.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06
They Are Not Sorry.

New YonK, Specialize mother of Mrs.
S"utlwortl,, who killed Stephen Pcttus, ar
rived ut the Tombs to-day. ''IIannah did
right; the scoundrel got what he deserved"
were her first words rs she greeted her
daughters counsel on entering his Office.
The meeting Of the mother and daughter
was most affecting. When her mother cr-
tered the little cell Mrs. Southworth ut once
recognized her, and jumping up from hs
cot with an exclamation OF joy, threw hcs
arms about the old lady's neck and buns
into sobbing. Mamma. killed him, anA
am not bit sorry did it. Are you?"cD
Aaimcd the prisoner. The inquest will d
oMMenced tomorrow.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

fire. which is described as much large,
than the Mnrkleville court house,
struck with u force that made the
earth tremble. irving a report like Il
cannon. The citizens ofAlpine have
been out securing the hills in search
Of the aerolite. Although manypeo.
pie saw it fall, opinions differ in loca.
ton from five to ten miles.-Genoa
(Nev. Courier.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06
Wonders of the Human Heart

Wonders Of the Human Heart.
The workings of the human heart
have been computed by a celebrated
Psychologist, and he has demolished
that it is equal to the lifting of 100
tons in "a hours. Presuming that
the blood is thrown out of the heart
NJ each pulsation in the proportion
OF 60 strokes per minute, and Mt
the assumed force of 8 feet, the mil
eage OF the blood through the body
might be taken ut 2O7 yards per
minute, miles per hour, 17S miles
per day, 81 1920 miles per year, or
5, 15O,SSO miles in u life time of 81
years. The number of beats of the
heart in the same long life would
rench the enormous total of $780,
&c, O0O!-Dctroit Free Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

81 have mislaid the book contain
ing the names ofmy PATIENTS" said
u physician. "That is no sorieus
loss" replied n friend; "vou can find
most of them on the tombstones in
the cemetery"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

Ia really what The Youths Companion it, It
publishes each year az much matter Us the
four-dollar monthlies, and is illustrated by
the sume artists. 1t IL an educator in every
home. and always an entertaining and whole.
some companion. 1t has n unique place in
American family life. Ifyou do not know it,
you will be surprised to see how mu Eli can I've
given for the small sum of $1.75 year. The
price sent now will entitle you to the paper
to January. 1891. Address,
The YoUrH's COMPANION, Boston. Mass.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

Az lrishmnn was asked for his marriage
certificate. He lifted his hat revealing a
large scar on the head, evidently done with a
fiat IRON. This evidence wGa to the point.
Our certificates are the praises of those who
have experienced wonderful cures by the use
of DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Salvation Oil is the grcatcst cure on earth
for puin. 1t affords instant relief and speedy
cure to all sufferers from rheumatism,
neuralgia, headache, sore throat, cuts,
bruises. &c. Price % cents.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

Some one having key to the door and
the combination of the safe i'll tho Office OF
the Pacific Express company at the Union
depot in Fort Worth, Tex .ente red the Office,
opened the safe, took thercfrom Sc, 500 and
departed without molcstation.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

1fyou haveever used Dobhins' Electric dur.
ing the "a years it has been sold. You know
that it il the best and purest family soap
made. lfyou haven't tried it, ASK your
grocer for it now. Doa't take imitation.
There are lots of them.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

When baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child she cried for Cnstoria.
When she became Miss ehe chung to Castoria,
When she had children, she gave thcmC astoria
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

Oregon. the Paradise Of Farmor.
Mild. eGuahle climate. certain and abundant
81 ra1 th sst frglt grain grass md stock country
oregon Immigration Board. Portland Oregon NJ
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

Whites extensive drapery establishment an
100000. '
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

The Messrs. Keuder, the famous BANKERS
OF vienna. have faied. with liabilities of two
and half million forms.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06
AWaekIx Mapazina

Thanksgiving day.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

A Zoe. Cigar in quality. but only a SC
cigar in price is ''ransll's punch
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

Its thousands ofcurcs are the hest a,lver-
tiscments for DR.. Sagc's CGtarrh Remedy.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-06

III the most iemln,uc way, INA, -, g.
in the least direct; whereas the suest
way would hnve heen to grasp the nettle, if
she could not let it alone
Said she one day, quietly, though with n
deep blush: do you know Mr.. Arthur Ward
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
Prseoeiou. Criminal.

A nice little girl Is one Celina Doise-
let, for that is the name of the little
monster who has just appeared before
the Assize Court OF the Aube, in
France. on the charge Of deliber-
ately killing two children. She her
self is but child Is years old, but in
the Spring of the present year she was
placed in service by her parents, her
duties being those Of q nursemaid.
She had two little boys to take care Of,
aged respectively 8 years and &
months, and it seems from the evil
dence given that this youthful crimi-
nal, being of lazy disposition, did
not like having TO take charge OF them.
So, as a means of relieving herself OF
her little charges, she killed them
both-the elder one, Paul, by twisting
a pillow-case about his head and sit
ting upon him till he ceased to
breathe; the younger one by stuffing
a handkerchief into his mouth and
kneeling on his chest. Both the chill
dren was thus got rid of the same day.
The murderess was asked in court
whether she regretted having COM
mitted these terrible crimes, and she
said she thought she did. This pre-
cocious criminal has been sent to q
House of Correction for ten years.
When she gets out it is doubted
whether she will get another place as
housemaid. d.-London Standard.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
A SLIP sOMEwHERE.
How an Inexperienced Three Card
Monte Man Came Co Grief.

We were humping along at the rate
OF 80 miles an hour on q train bound
into Nashville, when spotted couple
OF three card monte men in the car.
They had made up to a farmer like
chap and had things all their own way.
One Of them tossed the cards and the
other acted as a capper and made q
hit OF $40 the first thing. This was to
egg the farmer on, and he was willing
to be egged.
Reckon I've got a leetle money
that says / kin pick out that we're
keerd," he said, and he slowly
counted out three $40 bills.
You pick the ace OF hearts, do
your" asked the thrower.
She's the one."
And which is it,"
"This ar the one."
And you bet $50 on itf"
al do"
The card was turned over, and lol
ii was the ace of hearts, and the old
man had won. He pocketed the
money and the monte men retired in
disgust. Later on I asked the
thrower how he came to make such q
mistake.
"Why, / paid feller $40 learn me
the business the other day, and this
is my first trip. There's $50 clean
cash gone to Goshen, and I'm going
back home to farm il for the old man
at $lS month. Detroit Free Press.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19

Horace Vernet, the artist, was go
ing from Versailles to Paris by rail-
way. In the same compartment with
him were two ladies whom he had
never seen before, but who were evil
IDENTIFY acquainted with him. They
examined him miEately, and com
mented freely on his martial bearing,
his hale old age. the style Of his dress,
etc. They continued their annoyance
until finally the painter determined to
put an end to the persecution. AS the
train passed through the tunnel OF st.
Cloud the three travellers were wrapped
in complete darkness. Vernet raised
the back Of his hand to his mouth and
kissed il twice violently. On emerg-
ing from the obscurity he found that
the ladies had withdrawn their atten-
ton from him, and were accusing each
other Of having been kissed by a man
in the dark. Presently they arrived
at Paris, and Vernet, on leaving them
said: Ladies, shall be puzzled all
my life by the inquiry, which OF these
two ladies was it that kissed me. -
st. Louis Republican.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19

In the course of prayer meeting in
the vestry Of New Bedford church a
pleasant looking pussy cat, with tail
erect, came in and walked leisurely to
q prominent place ON the platform. A
member OF the church took her in his
arms and put her outdoors at one side
of the building. but in less than two
minutes she came in at another door
and walked again to the platform with
all due gravity and a home-like man.
ner. Then the janitor took Miss Pussy,
who was q very tame pet and allowed
any one to handle her as he pleased,
and went out with her through dark
room in which spare settees were
piled. He had scarcely shut the door
that shut him from the light when he
stumbled over some OF the lose furni-
ture. making racket that caused con-
siderable laughter. Even the pastor
could not help wreathing his mouth in
marks of parenthesis. The janitor is
persistent man, and he put the cat
out and returned in triumph. But his
triumph was of short duration, for
pussy soon came in again. Before she
got to the platform wise lady picked
her up and held her to the close of the
meeting.-Boston Herald.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
ToS Fas for the Cells.

Cesar wanted to have people around
him who were fat. In that respect
the late Roman General differs from q
Canadian Judge. The Judge fined a
museum fat woman "a for refusing to
pay her cabman, who apparently
wanted to charge her in proportion TO
her weight. The fair, fat and ten
times-forty-pound woman refused to
pay the fine and the officials were or
dered to take her to Jail. They found,
to their dismay, that not cell door
was large enough to let the fat woman
pass through. A chrome will be given
to the person who will tell the Judge
what to do with her.-Free Press.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
.ALLIHAvE IN THE WORLD
How the GIddy Tupeio MAN Crashed
One Unfortunate Man.


One Unfortunate Man.
A Mississippian said: "Down in
my town some few years ago there
lived man who owned q small two
story frame house. In the lower por-
ton OF that humble structure he KEEP
store, and in the upper room he slept.
One night the house was discov-
cred to be on fire, and it was feared for
while that the owner would perish
in the flames. The fears were not
realized, however, for the man awoke
10 the situation before the flooring on
which he reposed was destroyed.
There was no time for etiquette, nor
FOR making any elaborate toilet. He
just dropped out OF the window, clad
only in a shirt that was more remark
able for its brevity than its cleanli-
ness. The devouring flames made
short work Of the house, and the luck
less owner marched excitedly among
the crowd, exclaiming in agonizing
tones, as he fingered the shirt "This
is all l have ia the world; l am ut
terly ruined-that is all have in the
world"
" He repeated this 30 frequently
that it became wearisome to more than
one OF those sensitive people who re-
side in Tupelo, and finally one OF
them yelled out: If that's all you
have, for heavens sake tear it off,
throw it in the fire, and start even
with the world. New York Tribune.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
WALKED FIFrEEN NILES.
sad story OF an Infant Wanderel
and Her Faithful Dog.

anu nef EettBIuh dog
Some IL miles from Fort Supply, in
the Indian Territory, There lives Mrs.
Gilman, the wife of one Of the officers,
and her throe children. The second
Of these, a brown-eyed, fair-haired
baby of two years, had a little dog
who was her inseparable companion.
One day neither could be found. The
anxious mother locked up her other
two children, and getting a cowboy to
accompany her, started on horseback
in search for the infant wanderer. All
day long she secured the country, find
ing no trace. A searching party from
the post met with no better success.
She was, however, strongly inn
pressed with the conviction that the
child had not perished that, in re-
sponse to her entreates, another party
was organized and again set forth to
continue the quest. This time $50
men riding in all directions. On the
fifth day Of the search a detachment
espied the little dog crawling out from
under the cliff above tiny stream.
They went to it and there, lying on
the ground, found the poor baby. Its
little bruised and swollen feet had
wandered full Is miles from home. It
was still alive but died before reach
ing home. The poor, faithful dog had
clung to his playfellow all the time
and had led her to the water. Trac-
ing back the trail over which these
small travellers had wandered, 1t ap-
peared that they had gone where no
foot OF man could tread. In some
places they must have fallen over
lodges and rolled down declivities,
and they had crawled along precipices
where the steadiest head might have
grown dizzy.-Philadelphia Times.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
MISCELLANEOUS.
mo. so5l
Application for a Patent
TO TIE woLcoTTWLlE MINE.


UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE. 1
RUREKA. Nevada. sept. 20, 1883
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT Lu-
~ gene n. Robinson whose Postoihee sd-
dress Is seligman, white Pine county. Nevada,
has this day hled his application for patent
for 1000 linear feet OF the Wolcottviile mine or
vein bearing ,s silver, with surtaes ground 200
the white Pine Mioing District, county
OF White Pine. and State Of Nevada, and known
and designated By the field notes and Official
plat on nle 10 this ONCE as lot No. Ill, the ex-
terror boundaries OF said lot No Ill being 90
follows, TO wit:
Beginning At q post marked No I. U survey
min ssst % section cornss sommoe 70
sections "a and rs, 7 16 N, r 81 Il. and sections
10 and 30. is N. r 5s N, N d NJ. bears N 90
deg IS min W, All feet. and the original locs-
ton monument bears 50 deg Z. 100 feet; thence
running LIST course 81 deg W. 200 feet to post
marked No 2. U 8 survey No Ill. whence the
original location monument bears sfk deg II,
feet 70 post marked No sU survey No Ill,
and Identical with the original location monu-
ment; thence Sd course Sk deg 4, 400 feet TO
post marked No 4. survey No Ill. and iden-
tical with the original location monument, and
thence 4th course 81 y deg Z, 100 feet TO the
western boundary OF U 8 survey No 1o2 Baldy
Sour Lode, whence post No 2, the southwest
Z, 2os feet, ese $40 feet to the southern boun-
dary OF said Badly Sour lode, LOCO feet to post
No 1. the place Of beginning.
so much OF this survey as conuicts win .
survey No 102, Baldy Sour lode, is hereby ex-
cuded said conflict Is described a. follows:
Beginning at post No Of said Baldy Sour
survey and running thence 1st course N, Isl deg
w. 203 y feet; thence I'd course s, 8. y deg =.
500 s. 10 feet, and thence 3D. course s, TAN deg
W. 457 feet TO the place Of beginning.
Total area OF claim. s........... .o9 acres
Area In conflict with survey No. lo2 .1.07 acres
Remaining area. 50 acres
Courses expressed from the true meridian
with magnetic variation Of 10 deg east.
The iocstion Of this mine is recorded in the
Recorders oface Of Wkte Pine Mining Dis
tyict. White Pine county. Nevada, in Book A.
page -.
Any and all persons claiming adversely any
portion Of said wolcottville mine or surface
ground are required to file their adverse
claims with the Register of the United States
Land once II Eureka, In the State CT Nevada,
during the Exty days period Of publication
hereof, or they will be barred by virtue of the
provisions OF the Statute.
d. H. HALL. Register.
II fs hereby ordered that the foregoing no.
tics Of application for patent be published for
the period of ten consecutive weeks In the
Eureka SENTINEL, Q weekly newspaper pub
lished at Eureka, Eureka county. Nevada.
s22 d. Ii. HALL, Register.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
A Medern Intance.

Madam, are you q woman suf-
fragist?"
No, sir, I haven't time to be-"
Haven't timei Well, il you had
the privilege to vote, whom would
you support?"
"The same man l have supported
for ten years."
And who is that?"
My husband. Nebraska Journal.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
Fixing the Flavor.

Waiter-I can't satisfy that guest
nohow. He says the steak don't taste
right yet.
Cook-Where's be from?
From the West"
"And this is Western beef"
Il told him 80. but he said it didn't
taste right somehow"
"Oh! l see. He's used to steak
cooked on a soft-coal fire. Hold it
over that lamp chimney awhile"
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
Why He Buicided

A st. Louis suicide wrote: az am 62
years old. In eight years I would
be seventy, an old, dilapidated, tot
tering fossil. 1 have played the
world out and it don't owe me q cent.
I've had more fun than q mule In q
corn field, and I've got enough.
Therefore will cheat the course OF
nature and jump the time to come"
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
A sure Cura.

Family Doctor-Your wife needs
outdoor exercise more than anything
else.
Husband-But she won't go out.
What am l to do2
Doctor-Give her plenty OF money
to shop with.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
No AID 60 Hsm.

"Fine library you have, SIR" re-
marked Terwilliger, who was visiting
a celebrated writer OF dialect stories.
"Thats my hobby"
But l see you lack copy Of Web
ster's Unabridged"
"There's nothing in that book l
care to know."-N. Y. Sun.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19
New aooslsi New uood.,

The White House Clothing Emporium
10 ID daily rsoeipt OF their new stock oi
Spring and Summer clothing. gsnts' fur.
nishing goods. hats. stc. Als3, full line
Of the gold and silver shirts, which va
guarantee 70 be the best white shirts
ths market. 81 the lowest price.
N. KAasKY.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19

Miss de Smith, envy you your
lover, Nellie. He is my beau ideal Of
a man. / suppose he always antici-
pated your slightest wish?
Miss Travis-Well-yes-in every
respect but one.
Miss de Smith-What is that7
Miss Travis-When he sees me
puckering up my lips and looking
roughish, he dosen't seem to catch on.
Burlington Free Press.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19

Mrs. Gabb-Satarai Satara where's
that old broomstick l left in the
closet?
Satara-I don't know, ma; what do
you want Of it?
"Your wicked pa says he wont 60
to church with me, and want to see
if can't knock little Christianity
into him."
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-01-19

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