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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
A Break fast With the Small Girl
ROStOn Commonwealth

A Breakfast With the Small Girl.
Boston Commonwealth.
Though professional duties leave
very little time for social dissipation,
duties had to bend this week to permit
attendance upon certain charming
informal breakfast, to which the OBJ
server was hidden. 1t was given by
the Small Girl, land its participants were
limited to the select number of two. 1t
is very funny to note the ais that small
girls deem essential to the role of
grown-up hostess, and one can not
help wondering, somewhat uneasily.
where they found their models of
affectatiOn. 1t is a thousand wonders
where the Small Girl found hers. By
way of showing becoming Solicitude
for the members of the hostess family,
due inquiries were made for the ill.,
Vulnerable dolls that composed it.
"My children are all well, but 'cept
One," replied their smiling mamma.
"She is in bed for making fun of her
grandmother"
The repast, be it admitted, was not
all it might have been had the cook en-
tered more generously into the spirit OF
the occasion when the small entertainer
made raid on the pantry, but sweet
SudNlIy dtOleu 1Of IQlllOT ldpStS i'll tuc
menu. When all the courses were
served, including some visible only to
the eye of imagination, and pressing
duties threatened to cali the guest away,
the little hostess slipped from her chair
and disappeared under the bed-the
breakfast having been informally
served in her chambre coucher. That
fanciful Small Girl! Whatever priva-
ton may sit at her board, she can never
fail to add the embellishing touch. The
''favors'' with which she emerged as a
surprise" were what might have been
expected. Graceful boutOnnieres COM
posed of three daisies, saved-over
pussy willow and a refining haze of foli-
age grass. What could the parting
guest do but take the boutonniere with
thanks, and hug the hostess! 1t is at
least half as good as being child again
to keep close to childhOOd'S heart.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
"AH THERE, MY BABY"

means. In fact, he has pretty hard
row to hoe, and, although he may be a
pretty good fellow and all that, his vo-
cation prevents him in measure from
circulating in the best of society. Peo-
pie are afraid that he might forget where
he was and attempt to lassoo the baby
or the parlor piano under the delusion
that it was dog.
The clerks detailed by the city clerk
to do dOg-licenSe duty. have great times
as they sit muzzled behind their cages
in the city hall. Many are the funny in
terviews they have with persons who
come in to procure licenses. The other
day an Irish lady sailed into the Office,
and, in a Clan-na-Gael tone of voice,
inquired of one of the clerks;
lis this phwere doigs are loicensed,
sor?"
The clerk politely Informed her it was,
and inquired whether she wanted a
license.
.sShure an do, sor.
"Of what sex is the dOgP" asked the
clerk.
"He's not "sex" a-tall, a-tall, sor
his noime is Moike,' was the reply.
''Yes, yes; but of what sex Is he? I
can't give you license unless l know
that" again said the clerk.
ooh, it is male or faymale he is, We
want to know? Shure an he's fay
male, Sor," answered the woman, bright
ening w.
The above is only sample of the in
terviews that occur with owners of
.purps." Some of the names chosen by
people for pets are amusing, to say the
least. Take poodle and it generally
answers to the name of 'Tootsey" or
+ dot" Among the more aristOcratic
and euphonious names are. ''Demos-
Themes" Sultan" Prince" 'king.''
..Casar," and Cicero" Among The
many other canine appellatiyes are,
danger" "Snap," Jumbo" "Top,,
sey," "Frisky," "Rats," "Mouser,"
"Snooz ''Tous er," DANDY"
sDaisy." Jack" 'Nellie," "Bill,''
Fannie" Baby" "Flop," and "Skip-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
JESUS, THE SAVIOR
OF All Ages---Rev. w. j. Lhamon'
Morning Address.

Morning Address.
i. Rev. W. j. Lhamon preached at the
Church of Christ yesterday morning
upon "JesuS, the Savior of All Ages"
He said: 'sThis is an age dazzled by its
own inventions. We wonder at the
electric light and forget the sun. We
bow at the shrine of reason, and forget
that she is the servant of truth. Our
boosted progress is but the application
of principles. We have not created
anything. We have simply had the
common sense to get on the long end OF
the lever, but we did not create lever
age. So far from freeing ourselves
from mechanical principles by progress
we have applied them in broader
fields, and thus made them more
necessary. A locomotive is an
enlarged teakettle, with cylinders and
wheels applied. The chemists crucible
contains all of telegraphy. A finger
dipped in ink and set on paper gives the
printing press. No new principle has
been invented, nor have any old ones
been surpassed. Our Boosting need not
be loud or long.
In morals we cannot 60 beyond the
law of love, and in reason we still use
facts, logic and the multiplication table.
In one direction we may all turn
prophets; two times three will forever
make six; the cardinal facts of history
will not be changed: right reason will
ever be the handmade of truth; love
will never die; self-sacrifice will for
ever be virtue. Progress cannot dis
lance fact, and Christ is fact. Reason
has its life in truth, and Christ is truth.
Peace dWellS in love. and Christ is love.
Reason cannot eXtirpate Christianity
till it eXtirpates facts. truth, love, his
tory. and reason itself.
We see creeds altered, SuperstltlOns
forgotten, theologies in decay, philoso-
phieS proved false, and we say Christi
anity IS endangered. No, it is only get
ting rid of its burdens. All that can be
lost ought to be. 1t science helps us to
get RID of Romanism, Calvinism, Ar
minianism. and all the ''isms," then let
us hail the day of science. Far before
the age of Bacon we were warned
against 'old wives fables" and PRO
fame and vain babblings." Christianity
will be better when all that is done
with. The closing lines of Pope's Mes
siah are in keeping with our text:
1.-The light Himself shall shine
Revealed, and Gods eternal day be thine;,
The seas shall waste, the skies in smoke
decay,
Rocks fall to dust, and mountains melt away;
But fixed His word, His saving power re-
mains;
Thy realm forever lasts; thy own Messiah
Teigns."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
MINNEAPOLIS GLOBULEs.

Christian scientists met at POI Southeast
Fourth street at p. m. yesterday.
Several hundred people attended the Scan
dinavian labor picnic at 1.-The grove,'' in New
Boston yesterday.
Eva Mcdonald and others will address the
open air eight-hour meeting at the Seven cor
ners, Washington and Cedar avenues, Thurs
day evening.
A musical and literary entertainment will
be given Wednesday evening at the rooms CT
the Peoples Gospel Temperate club, 1O4
Hennepln avenue.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
Rheumatism,

REING due to the presence of uric
- acid in the blood, is most effectually
cured by the use of Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla. Be sure you get Ayers and no
other, and take it till the poisonous
acid is thoroughly expelled from the
system. We challenge attention to this
testimony -
"About two years ago, after suffering
for nearly two years from rheumatic
govt, being able to walk only with great
discomfort, and having tried various
remedies, including mineral waters,
without relief, l saw by an advertise
ment in Chicago paper that man had
been relieved of this distressing COM
plant, after long suffering, by taking
Ayers Sarsaparilla. 1 then decided to
make trial of this medicine, and took
it regularly for eight months, and am
pleased to state that it has effected a
complete cure. have since had no re-
turn of the disease. Mrs. r. Irving
Dodge, ITO West 125th ST., New York.
Gone year ago I was taken i'll with
inf1ammatory rheumatism, being con-
fined to my house six months. l came
out of the sickness very much debili-
tated, with no appetite, and my system
disordered in every way. / commenced
using Ayers Sarsaparilla and began to
improve at once, gaining in strength
and soon recovering my usual health.
[ cannot say too much in praise of this
well-known medicine" - Mrs. L. A.
Stark, Nashua. N. III.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
THE "BARoUcHE DE CANINE y

THE "BAROUCHE DE CANINE.'
alley he happens to see a dog with a
brand new tag on,he feels lonesome and
cannot help the wistful look that creeps
into his eyes. The dogcatchers start
poor brutes who are forced to take
ride in it. In most cases it is an exem-
plification of death to all who enter
here"
The dogcatcher himself is not thing
of beauty and joy forever by any
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
A Saloon Transformation.

The sheriff Sunday night swooped
down on the saloon run by j. K.
O'Brien, insolvent, and now run by r.
E. Bader, at 253 Hennepin avenue, and
removed the fixtures on an attachment
issued to satisfy mortgage held by J.
c. Oswald q Co. for $500. Mr.. Bader
evidently anticipated this move, and
had another set of fixtures on hand,
which were put in as soon as the old
fixtures were taken away.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
The FOreSters,

Among the other pleasures that have
been provided for the entertainment of
the 800 delegates who are expected to
attend the thirteenth biennial national
convention of the Ancient Order of
Foresters which is to be held here be-
ginning Aug. IS is a picnic at Lake
Park on Monday, the 18th, and BAN
quet at the NicOllet Thursday evening,
which closes the session.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
ALL SORTS.

"Golightly," preacher was he,
Who went for the ball game to see
And when he did go,
At the umpire he swo-
No, not that, but as near as could be.
One Haskell name W. E.,
A man of ambition was he.
A cOnsulship sought,
But the best that he got
Was the thinnest of Soup.
One Babb. an ice man was he,
And president of the p. G,
The Norwegian gllly
Finds him very chilly.
There's ice betwiXt Giertson and he.
Winsome Bracket from Maine,
Causes people much pain
BY closing at nights.
The juice joints up tight,
And OH Sunday he does it again.
There has been considerable kicking
among local ball cranks directed against
Manager Morton because he allowed
Twineham, of the Denver team, to UNI
pire Saturdays game. If they under
stood the rule III such cases they would
cuss" fate instead of Morton. When
ne ither the staff umpire nor the regular
local substitute is on hand, it is the
privilege of the visiting team to select a
"king of the diamond" and Morton had
no other alternative than to accept their
choice.
The Register says: After all the
shouting the Star has done about its
wonderful news service, 1.-The finest in
the world" and its phenomenal
Scoops it gives as reason for being
swallowed by the Tribune that it de-
sired an improvement of its news serv-
ice. We should say so!
With the withdra wal of J. G. Oswald
from the park commission G. M. Loring
is the only member left of the original
board appointed when the commission
was created.
Even people who thought the right
to run street cars in Minneapolis was
not confined to one man enjoyed read
ing Tom LOwry's letter yesterday, and
the way in which he turned 1.-The other
check" to some of the pulpit blather-
sixties was relished.
The circus tomorrow will probably
draw the usual big crowd, if the board
of trade and police commission will
only keep quiet, and not run in opposi-
ton.
n. Warner is brave man-he has
faced death thousand times without
finching-and charged for it accord
lngly.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
THE WEEKLY PRESS,

Police Commissioner Guile need have
no fear that the county attorney will
not look up the charges in the DR.. Kelly
fidavit.-South Minneapolis News.
The absorption of the Star by the
Tribune is announced. The Tribune
will use it as tail-ender to that sheet
to'scrape up the leavings of the morning
edition. Such result has been antici-
pated. The Star has blinked but feebly
during its doubtful existence, but with
the saving of cost of production under
the combination, which Will be mate
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
Third Ward Economy.

Now that the sewer on Twentieth
avenue north can be depended upon to
afford an outlet for the surplus water in
case Todd's pond overflows, it is pro-
posed to take up the plank drain laid a
year ago at cost of $4,000 on Eighteenth
avenue from Emerson avenue to the
river and utilize the lumber in building
street crossings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
AMUSEMEN
The Reopening of the Grand Opera
House-The Wilbur Farewell.

The ReOpenlng OF the Grand Opera
House-The Wilbur Farewell.
The Grand opera house will again
throw open its doors Monday, Aug. 49,,
with a weeks engagement of probably
the greatest minstrel company that has
ever been put Def re the public for pat
ronage. The. w s. Cleveland Magnifi-
cent MINISTRIES consist of for ty-siX mas
tiers of black-face comedy, the list being
headed by the greatest and most orig
inal of comedians. The costly and
magnificent new decorations that are
being placed in the Grand will not be
ready for inspection before Aug. II.
The peculiar colored glass and light
effects ale said to be marvels of beauty
and originality, and many dang
ling prismS produce such a
weird yet harmonious blending
of colorS as to lend such an enchant-
ment as is seldom equaled in any
modern American play house. There
will be placed from the doors of the
Grand. along the entire block from
Sixth street to Fifth street, 2,OO0-candle-
power electric lights, at intervals of fif-
will present an illumination that will
be the talk of all visitors to the city.
This will doubtless be the last week
of the Wilbur Opera company's engage
ment at Harris theater. despite the
efforts that have been made to prolong
it another week" The merry War;
will be given tonight, and the follow
ing is the repertoire for the balance of
the week; Tuesday matinee and even
ing, "Grand Duchess" Wednesday,
"Chimes of Normandy;" Thursday mat
inee, MERRY War;" Thursday evening,
Fra Diayolo;" Friday, "La Mascotte -
Saturday matinee, Bohemian Girl; -
Saturday evening, 1.-TWO Vagabonds. -
The Arve schau-HultkrantZ concert
will be given tonight at Harmonic hall
in accordance with the programme pub
lished in yesterdays GLOBE.
Manager Lift, of the Bijou, is evil
IDENTITY a hustler. He proved the
| strongest competitor of p. Harris in the
contest to get possession of the Peoples
theater at ST. Paul, and is likely to have
a st. Paul house in his circuit yet.
S. H. Friedlander, P. Harris right
bower, is now in Chicago, and doubtless
is arranging there for an opera com
pany to open the Peoples theater at
St.Paul, just leased by Manager Harris,
Aug. &c.
The Pence opera house will be found
to have been much improved in its in
terror decorations when it throws its
doors open Aug. 81. A new drop cur
tain is among the improvements.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
ial it NAV nav. OF course the greater

rial. it may pay. Of course the greater
part of the matter appearing in the Star
will be ''clear dump" from the Tribune,
while what matter is original with the
Star will also dump" into the Tribupe
and save other matter. 1t will not be
expected that people will read both
sheets.-Register.
The GLOBE is beginning to count the
months remaining for the Republican
administration. 1t had better not begin
great one.-WeSt End Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
DROWNED in MASSACHUSETTS,
Sudden Death of j. Purvis Bruce,
of Minneapolis.

WEsTBoRo, Mass. Aug. Al. Purvis
Bruce, aged twenty-five, well-known
bicycle rider, Was drowned while bath
ing in Chauncey pond to-day. Bruce
was the son of Louisiana planter. He
lived several years in England and was
a member of the famous Ripley Rod
club. He had taken part in many races
and had written Oh cycling subjects for
various naners
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05

all amusing experience he had while in
Philadelphia. Going out on Chestnut
street on New Years day. wearing his
turban and native dress, he was sur
rounded by crowd of New Year shoot
ers," who mistOOk him for fellow
masker, and were as much astOnished
by his unWillingneSs to join in their
celebration as he was by their eXtraor-
binary behavior
He returns to his home at Sultanpur,
in the state of Oudh, and will no doubt
receive some appointment under the
government which will enable him to
carry out some of his cherished designs
for the improvement and education of
his cOuntrYmen
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
UNKNOWN DEAD.
A Strange Coffin Found in
ChiId's Grave.


While making an excavation for the
removal of the body of child of w. j.
McCortney from LaYman's cemetery to
Lakewood, the other day, the worlmen
found an unknown coffin inferred in
the same grave, scarcely more than two
feet below the surface of the ground,
and but for the fact that Mrs.
McCortney was present, almost
by accident, the body and I'M
known child would have been buried
beside her other babe at Lakewood.
The superintendent at Layman's- was
entirely at a loss to account for the
strange happening, unless on the theory
that some one had struggled the body
into the cemetery and buried it during
the night. He says that certain classes
of poor people adopt almost any means
to avoid the payment of funeral eX-
penses, and that similar cases have been
discovered before. The story is given
at length in the West End Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
e mayor appoints the dog catcher,
n fact he is the only one he has

the power of ap-
pointing, and the
city clerk does the
licensing business
and furnishes the
tags. He charges
S1.20 for male dogs
and 1920 for the
female divinitieS
of the some spe-
cies. He gets the
20 cents and the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
Ball Playing and Making Hay.

IeWISIOH IMtJ JOUrIIdI.
SOmeb ody remarked in the dry Lew
iston BARRIERS shop that young man
had been engaged as a member of a
base ball nine at salary of $50 a
month. Couldn't he earn more money
haying?" asked the man in the chair.
"Oh, WE'LL" said the dry barber, with a
face as sober as broadclOth casket, ''if
he was haydn he'd have to work fore
noOnSn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
LABOR'S OUTING.
Fourth Annual Twin City Labor
Picnic Next Sunday.

Fourth Annual Twin City LABOR
Picnic Next Sunday.
The fourth annual Twin City picnic
will be held next Sunday at Cottage
park, White Bear lake. The programme
as laid out includes ball game between
Minneapolis and st. Paul policemen;
boat race between county commission
ers of the two counties: sack race be-
tween the presidents Of st. Paul and
Minneapolis trades assemblies: swim
ming race and foot races; also addresses
by James Mcclure, Miss Eva McDon-
aid and Fulton Gautt.
Several bands have been engaged to
break the stiffness, and the days amuse-
ment closes with a grand display of fire.
works in the evening
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05

The requirement of licenses to do
business in Minneapolis has been
pushed to the extreme i'll some direc-
tons, and hardships to many poor peo-
pie who are trying to earn an honest
living and keep from the poor house has
doubtless resulted. tthe same time the
class of peddiers who annoy housekeep-
ers by their opportunities has been al
most entirely eliminated. and the men
of Minneapolis are now able to retain
their wardrobes, which would have been
traded off for glass and tinware but for
the enforcement of the peddlers'
license.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
No Wonder They Kick.

The residents of Nineteenth avenue
north, near Third street, are consider
ably exercised over the rumored location
at that point of the new police station
for North Minneapolis. They have an
idea that this asylum for DRINKS and
criminals will not be exactly an orna-
ment to select residence neighborhood.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05

\ L A {
pocketing cigars, to be smoked on some
other occasion, it would seem as though
self-respecting men should draw
the line at this exhibition of hoggish-
ness. Yet how many do it. One Nicol-
let avenue merchant seems to have gone
little further than this even. He has
habit, when asked to join party, of
saying: Haven't time now; pay for
drink for me and Phi drop in after
while and get it.' And he does, too.
Yet he probably claims that he only
drinks for sociability, not because he
likes liquor.
Talking about mean men," said
Washington avenue merchant the other
Cay. Il think one of the worst instances
of way back in Jersey refined clOSenesS
that | ever saw was list winter. There
IS certain man who lives on First
avenue south who is worth 100000 at
the lowest, and l saw him do a
thing once that made me so hot l
had to take off my OvercOat, although
the mercury was marking something
like 80 deg. below zero. The man in
question has a reputation for being one
of the most adjacent men in the state,
and he well sustained his reputation on
that occasion. | was standing in front
of his house waiting for motor one
morning, when little boy came along
selling morning papers. He was half clad
and was almost crying from the
could. The old miser called the lad up
to the door, took a paper, unfOlded it
and looked for some item he was evil
IDENTITY anticipating. He found the arti-
Gle and stood and read it, while the boy
with Shivering limbs and chattering
teeth stood and waited for his nickel.
Having finished his researches, the man
of millions folded the paper, handed it
back to the indigant gamin and turned
back into the house.
i
Many people think that Elder Stewart
IS misery because he does not cut more
of dash with the two millions he is
supposed to have amassed. Those who
know something of the man and his un-
OStentatiouS acts of charity have a
much different idea of him. 1t is re-
tate valued at $4,000 to GER
tain hospital on condition that
It should not be known. However this
may be, here is a sample of his gener-
osity that recently came to the writer's
notice. A poor woman with sick huS-
band and children to support, has been
renting a house on Chicago avenue from
the elder. Recently, however she has
found it impossible to make both end S
meet, and failed to pay her rent The
elder said nothing, but quietly noted
her struggles to get along. The other
day, when she called at his office to eX-
plain again why she could not meet her
rent, he asked her for dollar. Whe n
she gave it to him he quietly
handed her a folded paper. 1t was a
warranty deed to the house and lot
made out to her in consideration OF the
payment Oh her part of 81.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05

junction with Third avenue. That part
of Central avenue from Fifth to Tenth
street will then merge into First avenue
southeast. When the new street is
opened Central avenue, Harrison. Ninth,
Division and Lockwood streets will III
tersect at common point.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05

Guy gtCS th6 rest. Up 70 the
present time 4.76S licenses for male
500 licenses have been issued for female
dogs. It's proud day for doggie
when he gets his certificate of legiti-
macy to exist tied about his neck. The
poor, gaunt. hungry mongrel without
home or master feels different. He is
liable to arrest, and subsequent igno-
minious death at any moment, and con-
sequently while sneaking up some back
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-05
Chair Car TO BeIIeyiIIe, Kan.

Commencing Monday, Aug. 5, the
Minneapolis & st. Louis Railway,
"Albert Lea Route" will run Reclinin e
Chair Cars through to Belleville, Kan,
and Kansas City without change, leav-
Ing Minneapolis at 1926 a. M. daily, ex-
cept Sunday.