Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1889-08-01
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in reference to your typewriter. Would
you exchange II yon could get come i'm
provements ? Merchant--I can't; I'm en-
gagged to her.--Judge.
"Yes,n said Mrs. Goeasy very pleas
antiy, II do take o great deal or interest I
ia base ball. Aud why shouldn't II My |
husband and constitute whole base
ball tenn in ouraelyes. go TO balls and
he gets on bats"
MY wife ia bound to set up house.
keeping and has started me ont house
hunting. | don't know whether to buy |
or rent--either is bad enough" well, |
OF two evils one should always choose |
the leased. Md ps''s Basar.
Lieutenant-"Don't you know enough
TO agluta your superior officer 2" New
Sentry-tI did, sir.n Lieutenant--'I
failed to see you.n New Sentry -''Just
as you came along said, 'Ab, there
but guess you didn't hear me.n-Jud3e.
Alarming. Lady Belle Grlvia in Lon
don)-At the last drawing. room the
queen kisssd an American girl who was
presented TO her. Miss Allie Bazane Got
Chicago, dressing for her pressntatioD)-
Horrors! She doesn't always, does she?--
Puck.
| n Bcubtciuhh OhubAS huhtcSA
OF fish and threw them, with an eel, on
| the grass Later he prepared to string
them, but found that the eel lad run bis
tail through the Il of each fish aud tied
, the end into d hard knot, thus converting
himself into genuine hsh string
3 1eantile (Ga,) Ente p ise.
: A Mas: achusetts manufacturer is al
legged to have paid one Saturday to his
army Of laborers 700 bright, crisp 10
dollar bills. Each man received one
, with hia pay. All were marked 30 as to
" be recognized. by Tuesday, 410 nf these
:, bills had besn deposited in the banks Of
! the city by the bsr-keepers.
Luke Crawford of Thomastou is the
q champion horse swapper of that.place.
4 He had one day three horses, ali together
4 not worth $500, and during the day
= traded G5 times and quit with one horse,
i il being one OF the game he started with.
:, He also bad as d result of the days work
= $3.50 in money, bull, and buggy
4 Mucoh, Ga, Telegraph.
Lie Haltord is statesman. A heroic
colored cRr-perter rescued Mrs. Halford
- and the children from the train lost in
Y. the Johnstown disaster, and Lie has
e fixed" the boy with an $500 Office in
the treasury department. Much better
4 than giving him money to spend foolishiy
N -.nnd then it doeen't cost Elijah q cent
v either -Ohicaeo Mail.
3, Cook Con the day following her ARRIVAL
"a II am sometimcs liable to get spunky
= AID sass back, mum, but you must not
ii mind it. as get over it in q few minutes.
~ Six Foot Mistress with raised broRs)-
it Oh, pray don't worry on my account.
IN Yon see when one OF my servants gets
10 her back up and goes TO smashing things
az Just grab her by the back hair and
" break some of the cheaper furniture with
IL her body. Cook-Y-e.s, m u-m.--Pec&''
az Sun.
.. The urchin now released from school slit
on the wharf all day,
on And with q Bonded pin and worm bring
out the funny prey.
He catches "a ppies" by the score, enioyi
III the sumner air,
= And catches something from his pa wher
y home he doth repair.
nc Alasl how often In tho life OF every ltttl'
or. boy,
10 The bitter lesson he must learn that sorrow
fl waits on joyi
Boston Courier.
no The following, coming from Georgia
Oh needs no Introduction other than to ga
IN. that it's not at oil unlikely word will com
IN slong in a few wet kl that tho eggs hay
ter been Matched: ''r. 3. Robins says hi
en- father built q house in Greene county il
lis 1854, and a hen laid two eggs in the boz
ing under the caves OF the house. Th
re- carpenter, not knowing the eggs were
ill the boxing, ceiled them up and left thet
ere inclosed. Recently the house was II
yes covered, when the eggs were discovered.
W. Broke itself-President Harrison's lin
OF policy in regard to appointments ha
" effeotually dispelled all hopes OF genuir
civil service reform and yet some OF th
orqaus maintain that he has not injure
ASs' civil service reform. This reminds us {
the negro servant girl who was n
preached for breaking valuable pitche
len IDS Lawd hRb Iausay p she exclaimed
stNho says l broke dat dish ? only II
il drap and hit jess broke hitselt." Ha
rest rlson has lot ciyii.service reform "drar
M and it has ''broke" itsslf.-I'eraS ST
If tags.
lar, The attention OF the passengers in
II It southern smoking car was rivsted on
tea strangely behaved negro. He rookie
~ hl4aelf from aide to side without eea
m N i0g. tWhat's the matter with you
ons asbea traveller vito was in the ca
lgh Toes Won know han MoGlrv?" Il
ible du;,ed the negro. Yes" We'll, sal
.lga Is sold me silver Sa.chfor $40" adde
VIII tue negro, still swayin9 from side to sid
III 'an eff / stops movln' dis hera way
The watch dom go nc noah"
i is Now, sullivan, remember while you coul
tine money ta'sn,
cen There are 3nenl'aI more fatal than the val
ard dnished J. Klltain;
In As boxer you're unsqnalled, as bottl
ava you're q fraui,
Tor So guz2le no more RUzzles If you Wish
me stay adored,
rers Your stomach IL your weak place, and y
! " whiskey hits ynn there,
not Despite tumuitnons hlE5es and Wild now
Of no falr'
TIE So II whiskey sends challenge to bait
ism for your peit
ares Please reply, "Ill fight no duifer as hi
ltR' below the belt.
zed, -Ne,o YORK Herald.
Tor. Tbs preparations for next years Passit
,ard Plag st Oherammergau are being active
IS in carried on, and, accordingly to q
the account given OF them by an Augsbu
has newsp tper, they are evidently to be st
soh- further shorn of the primitive simolici
: Nav su and rustic flavor to which they owed
n oi much Of their original charm and powt
,een Tie commercial part OF the enterprls
which was formerly undertaken by Z
Aisace Bank in Strasburg. ia to
assumed by Munich house. M
dresses will be provided, the ,rchest
'n will be increased, and the sccommod
ton for the audience enlarged q
III improved. The old scenery is to
nj, replaced by more modern and artis