The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
BRIGHT BITS.

THE word most" means cider in the German
language. No relation to Herr Most, for cider
VIII work If not preyented.-Terre Houte En-
press.
Me LORD BAREAc aEs-What would you be, I'd
like to know, if had not married your
His American Wife-About S1500O0 better
of.-Terre Haute Express.
WHITE LIES may not be so black as the other
kind; but they are most as wicked. The color
line cannot be drawn successfully In the lying
llne.--Nelc Orleans Pic0yltlIe.
IT has gotten so that when two society women
vie with one another for the palm in personal
beauty the race for supremacy must be termed
a meek and neck race ntitneG 2OliS Tribune.
CRANK-Can you direct me to the hall of the
Christian Anarchists
Cltlzen-No-o; don't know where they meet
Inquire of some white black man.PtiIddel-
phid Rec5fd.-
LETTING down drop curtain between acts is
suggestive, - remarked Squildig.
80 it is, replied McSwilligeu; lets go out
and take drop ourselves. "-PittS6ltrg ChrOn-
icie- Telegraph.
TIE Emperor of Germany has ordered four
large statues in bronze to represent soldiers Of
different periods. One will be a haberdisr, one
cuirassier, one a greuadier, and the fourth
probably agerber.-BjTdette.
WoRKhEN- in the South Africa fields have
been recently charged with swallowing dia-
monds: How often have we stated that it is in
decidedly bad taste to use this brand Of gem for
interior decoration.-Je,oette Weekly
PRECAUTIONARY Observation-Disclosures (rrom
the pulpit)-''As the air OF the church seems
chilly, would SIX the sexton if he will kindly
close the trent doors and windows of the build
ing. TIE collection will be taken up
hd1per's Bozdr
DE JONES (haughtily)--I cawn't see, me good
man, why You should appeal to me for relief!
Iramp--Well. sOr, Ol saw yeZ bOTry some
thin from yer friend down beyant. and as we'd
both been broke Oh thought Ord trust to yer
fellow fselin' !-Teras StftiagS.
at really seems a great pity said Miss
TheOdosia Thinkihgton Of Boston, as she arose
from hetable one Sunday.
W hat seems a pityE' asked her companion.
THAT bean should be such a miserable little
word of one syllable Merchant TraUeter
IL -Sister-Were you at the recep,
ton last night, Harry?
Harry-Yes, for about an hour.
Sister-How were the ladies dressed?
Brother-Oh, about a usual Dresses cut V
in the back and in front Washington Critic.
Mrs. GooDHEARr-Why don't you give that
poor woman a dime?
Mrs. Tptop-Mercy me! I can't afford to
spare a ceat. AS 1t Is, l don't see how we're
| ever goipg TO pay for tina $500 dress had 10
order for the charity bal.-Set0 York Weekly.
MIsTREss-Marie, l saw you kissing young
man at the kitchen door this morning | want
you TO understand that will not stand that sort
of thing at all.
Marie-PardOn me, madam; l did not know
the young man was friend of yours 1t shall
not occur agsin.-TerTe Haute Express.
AN AFFEcTIoyATE SoN.-The new-fledged EN-.
peror of Germany mas issued a cabinet order
"forbidding his mother 10 use the imperial
crown on her coat of-arms, and directing that
in future Yer rspk shall only be recognized in
the in ssE a sca41acity of Queen Of Prussia
His majesty hext decree will probably direct
his court Historians TO refer to his departed
father as The, late Marquis of Branden0urg.-
Terds Si3ttHgs.
A CURIOUS story reaches us from small coun-
try town N'iIere the congregation had recently
forsaken a wee s-day service to see Little Lord
read in tAe lesson for the day: They rushed
with one accord into the theater" and gave up
his owpAplap of joining the play goers after
service on meeting further on in the same les
son with the words: Certain of the chief OF
Asia sent unto him, desiring him that he would
not adventure himself into the theater. The
ChuTchmdlt.