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The evening world., 1889-12-13
OF COURSE SHE WAS SURE.
Authority on Which James Russell
Lowell Was Disputed by q Lady.

Authority on Which James Russell
Lowell Was Disputed by a Lady.
ABoston girl who knows all the famous
literary men and women there told a
Lewiston Journal mar an amusing little
experience of two high lights, James Rus
sell Lowell and Horace Scudder. These
two gentlemen were in a crowded horse
car on their way to Cambridge one day.
Two very queer danes sat opposite to
them, and they We're talking in a loud
tone. One was saying that in the we'll
known picture of LOngfellow's children
the arm of one of the children was cut
off,"
But that amt true" exploded her
companion.
Yes, indeed, it is true, " returned the
other.
La" murmured her friend in an
awed tone.
At this point Mr.. Lowell thought it time
to interfere, and he in his courteous man;
ner explained to the woman who had
made the false statement, that she had
been misinformed, &c., &c.
She looked at our elegent eX-MInister
in q most whitening manner, II said
with scorn and loftiness indescribable:
IS no such thing. l had it from the
bard!"
There was no more to be said after this,
50 Mr.. Lowell beat n silent retreat, but lie
tells the joke with keen relish.
The evening world., 1889-12-13

well, you are mistaken. A great
many of these places were started by men
with families, who were. once working for
a dollar q day. They were disconnected
with their wages and work. and decided
TO carry on business for themselves"
But does II always pay them ?"
As q general rule il does. AAmall stock
Of goods cost but little nowadays, and
rent is cheap. A man can get n couple of
good rooms near the limits of the city,
for instance, and in O few weeks he can
secure enough trade to bring him in a.
much as he would make in o factory or q
machine shop"
Are there many laboring men who
have made the venture ?"
II know of n great many. I remember
one who was getting $3.50 a day, six days
out of the week, as o carpenter. He saved
q little money, built him q small store,
and at the end OF the first year cleared
1880 besides paying oil expenses. I
could cite other cases, but they are all
alike. You could find any number Of
them If you should make the effort"
The evening world., 1889-12-13

English cities, having spent sixteen years in
that pursuit in London. where he, was cor:
sssS / T Gti s shS s. FRET 8. B el%EshinfHihi s %orI, IN IN
New York is known and admired BY all
patrons and passers-by at vogels'.
MIR. Walker docs not depend on mechanical
play a certain line OF goods he forms in, his
mind a plan for the show, and then ,elabor-
no two windows Of the store being alike.
Mr.. Walker thinks the art of dressing
windows artistica!ly is q natural gift, though
and study. That Mr.. Walkers gift has been
so improved in his tweuty-seven years eX-
perience is evidenced by the artistic re-
sults of his deft hands and correct and criti-
Mr.. Walkers home is in Brooklyn. He is
forty-two years of age.
,t Grsn So. A fgs BoMery, at toa p5ssf p pro HSr dis.
plays out of coats and suits, using bright
satins for effective backgrounds.
Thaddeus Mulcahy, at lie Boutillier Bros,
Fourteenth street and Broadway, says:
being Quite narrow. but with our specially
line OF French dress goods, high-class novel
~tractive effect. 4 couple Of nails and n bit
OF wood, rightly used, will make q better
dummy than wax and tlummery. We have
but little loss through deterioration in value
John i. Mcfarland, at D. Fox. Il Co. a.
Broadway, combines the duties OF window
artist and silk salesman, =.
says Mr.. Mcfarland. 1--WE lose many thou
sands of dollars worth of goods by fading
under exposure to the sun and by cutting
for special displays. l have been q window
dresser for twelve years."
Joseph +. Fitzpatrick arranges the fine
window display at Callahan d MorrisseyIs
Fourteenth street store. He builds n new
display twice each week, and is layish in his
cutting of goods for display. He estimates
a weekly loss OF 800 to $500 u from this
alone.
Amodest mar named Dreer oranges the
handsome window shows at Adams & Co. y
new stores on Sixth avenue, and he says:
Its. Q part OF onr advertising scheme, and
an excellent one. There il always an increase
in the demand for such goods as are at the
time in the windows"
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Plays and Players in Brooklyn.

Hands Across the Sea " IL proving. a big
winner in the hands of Jefferson ana Taylor
at Jacobs Brooklyn Theatre.
There seems no letting nj in the popn-
larity of the old-time +" Ma2eppa. y which
Fannie Louise Buckingham IL now giving at
Jacobs Lyceum Theatre.
Duncan H.. lIarrison's manly impersona-
ton OF the pnynRstCr, in the drama OF that
name, ut the Lee Avenue Academy, IN WIN
nlng HIM many iricndH IN the Eastern Dis
trict, Wilson Barrett will give the choicest
sc.oltlors from MS repertoire reNt week.
Helen Barry. the talented English actress,
varied her programme at the AmphiOu again
last evening, when she was seen in Lon
don Assurance" As in all the other plays
presented this week. Miss Barry showed the
possession Of rare talent.
1.-THE Senator " seems to have been
elected beyond question IA a popular enter
tainer. Mr.. Crane delighted $50 members
Of the Amaranth Society at the Park Theatre
Tuesday evening. Each member was pre-
scented with a beautiful souvenir.
or the many songs which Roland Reed has
sung into pouularity, sydney Roscnfeld's
parody, IL Was u Dream is one OF tho
clpvcTost. Mr.. Reed IL singing i this week
at The Grant Opcra-llousc in 1.-The Woman
Halter"
The popular trainer. of the victorious
Bridegrooms, Jack MoMasters, will be
"benehted I" at Zipp's Casino on the even
ing Of Dec. 23, when u specially selected
bill will DO presented.
The evening world., 1889-12-13
UNCLE SANS OLDEST EMPLOYEE.
Capt. Bassett, the Veteran Door
keeper of the Senate, and His
Odd Little Pe~culiarities.


Odd Little Peculiarities.
One of the characters and apparent
fixtures of the Capitol is Capt. Bnssett,
the venerable doorkeeper of the Senate.
says the Pittsburg Commercial Gazere's
Washington letter. He has assisted some
of the most noted members that ever sat
in that body to select their seats and has
a little blue book of his own that contains
information of n peculiarly interesting
character, but which the old officer
steadily refuses to make public.
In this book arc recorded the applica-
tons of Senators for the desks of brother
members whom they expect to leave the
body. The publication of the contents
might prove extremely embarrassing for
some of the Senators who do not seem
to regard highly the prospects of r~e-elec-
ton of some of their colleagues.
Capt. Bassett knows by peculiar private
marks he has placed upon them the iden-
teal desks used by Webster, Calhoun.
Clay, Benton, and other great statesmen.
These desks are still i'll use, but the
Captain keeps their location Il profound
secret, MS he does not want 10 be overrnn
with applications for them and worried
by visitors who want to see them.
The evening world., 1889-12-13
THRIFT in SMALL STORES.

Workingmen Leaving Trades Find
Profit in Business for Themselves.
One would hardly believe that hun
dreds of the little stores, restaurants and
novelty houses in the city were started by
men direct from the factory and the
Workshop, says the Indianapolis journal.
Yet such is the case.
One is almost inclined 10 doubt the
ability Of the owners of these small places
to make q living from their sales. SO
much greater does the supply seem TO Re
than the demand. A reporter expressed
his surprise recently to q friend ut the
number of these little stores. when he
was asked; Cant you account for it?"
NO. see no way except that some
people have been over-sangulne ~ to the
demand for certain wares" the reporter
replied.
The evening world., 1889-12-13
FROM PLANTATION TO CITY.
Wonderful Mushroom Growth of the
Town OF Sheffield, in Alabama.

Wonderful Mushroom Growth of the
Town OF Sheffield, in Alabama.
Five years ago there was no such place
as Sheffield. Ala. says the Atlanta ConsH-
tuition. The place where it now stands
was simply an old cotton plantation run
ming back from the great rock bluffs
overlooking the broad Tennessee.
Ii had been the plantation of Il rich old
a%ristocrHt, who twenty-five years ago
owned iour or five hundred negroes and
nearly that many mules.
There were some twelve thousand acres
in the plantation. md five years ago,
when a party of Southern men, who saw
millions in it," purchased the land for
n consideration of about 1875, 900, there
still remained the old homestead and the
negro quarters. That was all.
Today Sheffield is the prettiest little
city in the Southland. There are six or
seven thousand people there. and n o II
siderable number of them are living i'll
as handsome modern houses as the South
Gun beast Of.
The evening world., 1889-12-13

p. H. M'MAHoS.
rangement of O handkerchief window at
Simpson, Crawford & SIMPSONS when an
EVENING WORLD reporter called.
shall use over one thousand dozen fine
handkerchief, " said Mr.. McMahon. They
are worth. an average OF So a dozen, 20 You
see the window will contain about So, 900
worth OF goods"
The handerchiefs were arranged in gothic
riches, giving the walls and. ceiling OF the
window the effect of great height.
MIR. .McMahon has been n window-trimmer
Tor eighteen years, and was formerly with
II. IL. White Il Co., Of Boston. He began
when twelve years old. He says:
Misunderstanding ia an art. 1t requires
OF him who follows it, first. a love of the
work; then some taste, much study and lots
Mr.. McMahon's forte is in producing
artistic effects with merchandise alone, I'M
aided by lay figures or mechanical devices.
His Brooklyn Bridge composed OF spool
and knitting silks, and his Capitol at
Washington" built out Of linens and towel
lings, and his Grand Staircase, F" composed
entirely Of handkerchiefs, were famous last
Winter. Thousands Of dollars worth of
spool and knitting silks were used in the
brooklyn Bridge" and il was q marvel OF
patient work and artistic skull.
~ get an idea in my brain, " says Mr.. Nc
Mahon, land then | work it ont. l stand
over my carpenter, directing him i'll each
step Of the work az we go along. hope TO
dryS,"oods trade. | should be proud IT it.
Albert Davis, Manager o. the Ii and
Liverpool Clothing House, BOwery and
The evening world., 1889-12-13
ART IN WINDOW-DRESSING.
How the Famous Dis
plays in Show Win
dOws Are Designed.
Talks with Men at the Head OF the
Profession.

Much friendly rivalry has been enRen-
dered among the window-dressers by the
competition for The EVENING WORLD gold
medals. The Committee of Award will make
its tour of inspection Dec. 1s. 10 ana 90,
but the displays in the windows Of the lead
ing d~ry-goods, clothing and gents furnish
ing goods stores already show new beauty
and elegance.
At the establishment Of J. Lichtenstein Il
Sons. Grand street, the fourteen plate-glass
windows, with moro than one hundred and
fifty feet frontage, are ablaze with the hol-
lday show.
Perhaps the most striking of the displays.
because Of its novelty, is that of handker-
chiefs. 1t is q small window, comparatively,
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Where Man Has No Rival.

IRON judge.
Talk about the capability of womani
Why, she il already a dangerous rival of
man in many pursuits"
Yes: but there is one in which she will
never eclipse him."
What iH that ~
Trying to say truly rural at . o'clock
in the morning"
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Wouldn't Roast.

IFTOm ne ATEdHAdn TTdueWfT,
A shivering man was seen trying to climb
down into the crater Of Mount Ncsnyius. A
guide started forward with n cry OF alarm.
Whats the matter with you 20 the man
asked.
guide. lyon will be roasted"
That's all right, podner. Don't you
worry about my being roasted. I'm from
1T. Louis"
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Capital
[Trom The Phnadelphta Press. !

ITTom He FhHddeLphla FTssA.
Teacher describing experiences OF the
day to a friend)-In order 10 punish Johnny
HaHson 1 caused him 10 sit beside Miss
Fresh. the p~rottlest girl in tho school.
Fricnd-How did it work?
Judge Tor XourFelf., The girl did not
seem q whit Disconnected, and smiled so
sweotly. on johnny that he lost his head
completely"
why, that was capital punishment"
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Accounted For.

IRON he GIenS rails RtpubIcan.l
"What il it that makes that young Dob
bin 20 fresh of late ? He's as cool as a
cucumber whenever / meet him now"
That's easily accounted for. He's in
herited some Adirondack property lately.
Its apt to make a man fresh when he be-
comes q mountain heir, you know"
The evening world., 1889-12-13

tIrom a. San Francisco Nsrs L,nsrl
Waters Hear the now from Town below ?
ChaDman-No. What?
"A lady down there near Santa Cruz,
unaided and alone, held up an entire train"
"Heavens! What neryel Who was she -
"A San Fra n belle. She wanted to
cross the dusty road and held it up to keep
il clean"
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Accounting for the Noise.

TTFV" "WW''V !" VFFHTUsT
Mrs. Cumso treading)-Under the blue
law of Connecticut a man was - sent to We
gaol for ye space of fifteen dayes, for an
noying divine service by coming in with a
noise"
Cumso-I didn't know that the men wore
such loud trousers 30 long ago as those
days.
The evening world., 1889-12-13
The Race Is Sometimes to the stronI
A Lusus Nature.

TFT0m JuF7t,
And who mought that be ?" asked the
new cook, who was being shown through
the rooms by the chHmbermaid while the
family were Mt dinner, as they stopped be-
fore q portrait of theowner's father. taken
when he was between twenty-five and
why. that's masters father"
"Lawhs-a-massy ! Well, l never did ear
of a father bein' younger than his son."
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Historical Parallel.

From Time.
Van Riper-Say, Featherwate. you remind
me OF a celebrated man.
Featherwate ipleased)-No; whom
Oliver Cromwell-Bame wart exactly"
The evening world., 1889-12-13
They All Do It.

IRON he burlington Free Press"
Visitor at kindergarten School-Children,
your teacher has asked me to say q few
words to you. How shall ] begin?
Pupil- on the Back ust as they all
do" When / Y was a boy"
The evening world., 1889-12-13

II. hlBSChEh.
and Berth Whitestone. Mr.. Besthoff has
had fourteen years and the others seven
years experience each. The force includes,
also. a m%achinist, three carpenters and two
pretty girls.
There is q work-room in the depths Of the
sub-cellar, where the carpenters build all
sorts Of devices-mechanical. automatic and
estala, racks, lattices, arbors, wire work,
wheels, balls, cones, cubes, hexagons and
what not; and here the bottom idea of
The machinist rigs all sorts OF pulleys,
cogs, belts. wheels and the like to connect
with the engines that raise the elevators,
run the cash railway system and propel the
Gynamos.
In the windows are all sorts Of figures.
One window by Whitestone has a revolving
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Showing John Bull Around.

IRON The Epoeh.i
"And what is this ~ asked the visitor.
"This is Wall street. 1t is the most cele-
brated of all our American watering
places"
"Fawncy!"
The evening world., 1889-12-13
A Little Footstep.

IRON 7eTd' SVttIgs.l
Lady Visitor ITO little boy whose mother
has been ilD-GeorGie, is your mother any
better
Georgie-Yes. ma'am; but she can't walk
around above q whisper.
The evening world., 1889-12-13
An Block.

lFrom Terds SOttHgs.1
E.-Don't let us turn down this street.
F.-Why not?
E.-Bccausc it's unlucky for mo to pass
the next block. There are precisely thirteen
people to whom l owe money living ON II.
The evening world., 1889-12-13
The Moon and He.

tIrom HuHsey's Ws,Eiy.l
But, my dear" argued Mr.. Rednose,
"even the moon gets full sometimes"
"True, " retorted Mrs. r., but when
the moon gets full it has the decency to stay
ont all night and not come roisterinR home
i'll that condition, the way you do"
The evening world., 1889-12-13
TID-BITS OF MERRIMENT.
HAP-HAZARD SELECTIONS FROM TIE
FUNNY MEMS BEST EFFORTS.
Progressive and Profitable.

From Inick,
Publishers Agent ton his ~somi-annual
aunt after plunder)-Can't got your order
for some of tho new Biographies we are
getting out, Squire 2
school Trustec-Wa-Rl, l dunno; we
havnt been uslR those last ones but a few
months.
Publishers Agcnt--But these contain the
correct name of the new government OF
Brazil! Do you want to be behind tho
times?
The evening world., 1889-12-13
His Vocation Would Be Gone.
Prom nu"s,y's WssklV.I

Young. man." said the temperance
you would not be standing round on the
corners. out of work.
but you would" came a voice from the
gallery.
The evening world., 1889-12-13
A Forgotten Hero.

Jawkins Din the picture gallery)-Who does
this represent?
Parrot-That's Marshal Ney. 1.-THE bravest
Of the brave"
Hawkins-Humphl I'll bet that the first
man h ever dared to eat a lobster was q
good deal pluckicr maj than him
The evening world., 1889-12-13

............. a GARAGE that you don't
SWAP! need Tor sleigh that you
: SWAP viii need, through an Elk
4: SwAPJ: Observation-Disclosures in
:......,,....: THE EVENING WORLD.
Only 90 cents for three Lines.
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Quite Surprising.

Mr.. Green-No, my dear, ! will not tell
you what | am going to give you for Christ
mas. Why, ant you women, be content to
whit and be surprised?
Mrs. ~Green-Oh, tell me now. II Won keep
your word, III be surprised enough.
The evening world., 1889-12-13

SAMUEL ~BESTHoFF.
but the trimmer, Sam j. Besthoff. is an
artist. The goods are deftly arranged into
the form of plants and flowers. There is
the century plant, umbrella palm, fuchsia.
cactus. grapevine and fruit.
Lichtenstein has three gentlemen con-
stantly engaged in window adornment.
They are s. j. Besthoff, Harry Hlbscher
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Let Us Have a Thousand Arches.

lFrOm Iuck.
"Bosh. What good will the Washington
Arch do, anyhow 2"
Perhaps they'll fix it 30 people can walk
across on muddy days, instead OF using the
street
The evening world., 1889-12-13
He Made No Bones of It.

From the Epoch.l
Wife, believe you only married me for
my money.
Hnsband-Everybody else thinks the same
thing
The evening world., 1889-12-13
Outward Signs.

=. ON JWigr.
I'm wager that man is a liquor-dCalcr.
What makes yon think so ?"
"He has q perfect gin phiZ."
The evening world., 1889-12-13
A Cathedral from Two Points of View

A Cathedral from Two Points of View.
from 7Ims.
Pompano ION the grand tourl-Wc rave
nothing like this in America. Blottorwick.
l love these deep-nrchcd doorways: they
suggest quiet, contentmcnt and-er-rc-
pose, You know.
Hotterwick-les, / like them first rate.
Capital places in which TO light a cigar.
The Race Is Sometimes to the Strong.
tIrom HdrpeT's Bdidr.l
THAT rival Of yours seems to be in q fair
way TO cut you out. He's n pretty athletic
fellow. Are you not afraid of him ?"
~? Oh, no.; but her father il, 80 he has
q better show than | have"
The evening world., 1889-12-13

BERTH wHITEsToNE.
Mater-wheel, each paddle loaded with dolls.
The spokes are dolls and there are dolls
everywhere.
One window has dress. goods, another
cloaks and suits, another laces and evening
wear, another upholstery and bric-a-brao
pleted a display of gents' furnishing goods
tempting to the masculine view.
Patrick II. MclIahon, a tall. handsome
young man. was hard at work on the ar
St. Landry democrat., 1889-09-28
The Elixir OF Life Not New:
Wonderful Effect Upon the Aged OF DR.. Jean
LaF0urcades Vita.

Wonderful Effect Upon the aged OF Or. Jean
LaFourcade's Vita.
DR.. Browns, quad is not alone in
the discovery of elixir vita, says the
PhiIadelphia Enquirer. Long before the
war Dir. jean LaFourcade, WHO prac-
ticei medicine in New Orleans aud kept
a ding store OF Esplanade street, pre-
pared aud sold an elixir which, when
taken. had wonderful revivifying ef-
feet on the aged and infirm people tn
whom it was administered. DR.. La
-Four cade sold his elixir in form simi-
lar to iicOrice sticks, aud about the
same color.
The stick, when consumed regularly
by iniirm ard aged people, made them
az young, revived their impaired ener
gies. aud adned viger to their ply sicai
being. Hundreds of instances ale on
record in New Orleans where Papa La
Fnurcade's sticks" had beautiful ef-
feet on the partakers The Life Elixir
of which mention is made in our a.iyer-
tising columns ia said to cnntain the
same active principles as the original
Vitae.
St. Landry democrat., 1889-09-28
Transfers of Property.
Furnished by O. H. Trrwilliger:
FOR WEEK ENDING SEPT. 81, 1889.

| Napoleon Robin to pierre Misfric Sept l6-I5t
| arpents in Prairie Laurent. 8 COO 90 cash
DIR. Josiah f. Hawk kins to John McErer,
| Sept I6--redcinptiou of laDds purchased at ta1
| sale &467l.
David Courville sr., to Benjamin Cnurviil,
| Sept $3.50 arpenls in Prairie Faqie tniaue
| 5000 90 cash.
David Cuurvile sr., to Cleophas rourvi /,
Sept. leone arpent in Prairie taquetaiqut
SIS. 90 cash.
-132 acres In Prair MslnmoiIth also 40. .96 I0C
acres being southwest ef northeast nt
II south range west, $1,000 90 trwit: $4D
cash balance ia i, 9, g. 4, aud years from
Dec. 1st 1889.
Joseph ]. Landreneau ct al heirs OF Jeane
Bite. Iandreneau and Celeste Vidriue tn Jean
Pierre j. Landreneau, Sept. l6-i60 arptnts in
Prairie Mamonth, with improvements, $500 90
fo-wit: onesixfh is his interest as co-beirs.
balance pay able January LIST 1890 1891 and 1892
Same to Aurelie Fontenat Sept. 1s-2S.1+l0o
acres III Little Prairie Hamouth, .e2 90 to- wit ::
S23 90 PAYABLE January 1st 1890, balance Jan'y
lst 1891 and 1892.
Aurrlier Landrenean to Azelle uuillory wi
dow Pierre Landreneau Sept. 1T-40 arpents of
wood land ON Bayou Des Came $3.50 90 cash.
Ertemon Lafleur to Homer Bertrand Sept. II
-a6 acres in Plaisanee s25s 90 cash.
Jean Loris Simon Fontenot to Errestine 8.
Prairie with Improvements ss0l. Is being amount
due purchaser from her mothers estate.
Thomas NJ. Anderson ct ais by 7. 6 Fonfe-
not Sheriff to E. ID. Estuette and Gilbert l..
Dupre Sept. ts-nndivided one-1fth of 800 ar
pents ON Bayou Nez Pique s22seo by l2 months
bond.
Same 10 Charles W. Lewis, Sept. l9-undivi-
ded three-fifth OF 300 arpents on Bayou Gez
Pique, s79s oeby u months, hpnd.
Samuel Haas to Cleophas Tate. Sept. 1910
acres In Tate's Cove with improvements. Also
90 acres Of weod land ipntignUns 10 lst tract.
sln00. 90 wit: $4,000 cash balance In ], Q, 3,4
aud years.
Henry L. Garland and Celeste Garland. wi
dow of Alfred Lastrapes to Albert l.. Ghaehere
sept. Pilot In Opslousas $500 payable In /,
and years.
MORTAGEs RECORDED.
DR.. Zachary r. Young. tutor To Zachary T.
Young Jr., Sept. ls-tutors b0ld. amount Sa371
Charles Sawyer, ,iafiye tutor, to Thomas Car.
ter Jr., Sept. 20-bond, amount Aai stated.
Ann j. Mcbride To Simon Bloch. Sept 9i-
Judgment for $500 so with legal interests frnm
March 10, 1883, and annuiiatiGn Of sale fEum
Nv. ApsJ. Mssfaae 70 1sunss y. Iuslsfgs,
St. Landry democrat., 1889-09-28

On Thursday last, Dept. Sheriff Doss-
man arrested Adeua Foutenut and
lodged him in the ralish jiil. Fonte-
not stands charged with shooting and
dangerously wounding Edward O'Cun-
nor, who, w siiie under the influence of
liquor, entered a house on the place of
Theudule Soilea,l, near Vile Platte, aud
teIror,zed the female inmates, who
called for help, to which Fnntsnot re-
spnnded with the result above men-
tuned. A Judicial investigation will
determine whether the act was justi-
fable or criminal.
St. Landry democrat., 1889-09-28

Those deairous of having frst-class
photographic work dune. in any OF its
branches, should call on j. j. Burke, at
his studio ON Landry street. Mi. Burke
isan acknowledged master OF the art,
and as lie has given np the profession
of tramp artist and proposes To be-
come d permanent fixture ia our midst,
he should be accorded y lihrral patron
are. Bead hia new ''ada and glse him
q cali
St. Landry democrat., 1889-09-28

A scanlnr in a country sehool was
asked, "Hnw dn yun parse Mary milks
the COW r." The last word was dis
pnsea of az follows: "COw. noun.
feminine gender. third persnn, aud
stands far Mary T. Stands for Mary !.
How do ron make that ont " Be-
cause,n add d the intelligent pupil, IF
the COW Didn't stand Tor Mary bow
could aAa pilk hsE Y