Evening journal., 1889-08-05
ITEMS OF INTEREST

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HERE, sonny, hold my horse" said
gentleman to gamin as he alighted
from a carriage on Washington street the
other day Has he had his oats terday,
sir2' asked the boy. as he hesitated
Had his oats? What has that to do
with itg inquired the gentleman, in sur
prise. We'll, yer see, sir, de last time
hung onto hoss he eat de straw hat off
me head, and | only got nickel, and
lickin when | got home Put up a quar-
ter an III take de risk. The boy got
the quarter. Boston Herald.
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THAT tired feeling is entirely overcome
by Hoods Sarsaparilla. which creates an
appetite, rouses the liver, cures headache,
and gives renewed strength and vigor to
the whole body. BE sure to get Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which Is peculiar to itself
Sold by all druggists.
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FUNNY MAN-wel. Sullivan has
found his match at last glad of it.
Where2 What ye're
given us2
f. Mn the match safe. Wanted to
light his cigar. Seeg-New York Herald
So
Last Days.
Last week of the great sale of En-
cravings and Etchings. Public sale at
night. No, 22O Market street.
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MRS YOUNGBRIDE-'I hope you will
m0del your conduct upon that of Mr..
Oldboy. He is paragon of husbands.
Why he tells his wife everything that
happens" Mr. YIN do better than
that, my dear; I'll tell you lots of things
that never happen American.
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LAST days of the Art Sale, 22O Market
street. Hukill, auctioneer
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FOND MoTHER--How do you like your
new governess, Johnny
Johnny-Oh, like her ever so much.
lam so glad my little boy has nice
teacher at last.
Oh, she's awful nice She says she
don't care whether learn or not. so long
as pop pays her salary. New ork Press.
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FEHRENBAcH's and Stoeckle's Beers.
Foord Bottling %.
"How much does young Smifline earn
in the government service2' asked one Of
that gentlemans friends Of a department
chief
II beg your pardon, was the response
''but you mean to say, "How much does
he receiver do you notY'-Washingtor
Capital.
RoBT Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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MANfMA-There, dear, it's too late tC
begin crying now. You say it was az
hour ago you hurt yourself2 Five Year
Old-But there was no one to hear m'
till you came, so | couldn't cry till now
Omaha World.
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LAST days Of the Art Sale at 22O Mar
ket street. Auction at night.
MOTHER (suspiciously)-If you haven
been in swimming how did your hair ge
so wet2
Little Dick-That's perspiration-ruu
min away from bad boys wot wanted m
TO disobey you an 60 in swimmin = Ne
York Weekly.
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Prices of lots at Creston are still yer
low, and those who buy now win rea
the profits; S. monthly. Office, n
Market street.
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A PocKETBooK made Of rattlesnal
! hide, which is so repulsive to ladies thu
. they won't touch it, is having a lar.
sale among married men. Troy Press.
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EMBALMED in the memory of thou
ands, we are building sixty dollar ciga
8 and retailing them for cents eac
Chapman, Seventh and Orange and No.
East Third.
!. MISTRESS" Glow is it your sweethea
\ doesn't visit you any more Beasy q
! cook ''His wife objected, Min. '-Epoc
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n WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard
IS Davis, No, East Second street
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I Soc1ABLRs every Tuesday and Satl
/, day evenings at Rosendale Park.
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BERoNER Engel 'Tannhaeuser' Be
Foord Bottling Co.
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V HUBBY- What kind Of stuff do !
oi call thisY Wife-Why, my dear, that
ef angel cake. Hubby-Umph | supp
e 1t must be. knew 1t was never me
aag for a mortal-New York Sun.
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DIR. DEHARpT's pennyroyal pills
Sold by druggists; also by mail. 2O3
Ninth street, Philadelphia Ladies'
mt ware OF limitations