New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-05
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.


Thanksgiving in sensible way. Instead of a routine
sermon by the pastor, there a number OF short
and bright addresses by several members Of tho
church. Of whom two ladies' and then col
lection amounting to S11 OF taken up for The
Tribune Fresh-Air Fund This is the first contribu-
ton the fund for 1890, and therefore deserves
! special mention
| The Boston fire. in which nreproof buildings melted
building. 1t was a magnificent structure. s,orey
boased of its freproof qualities. All iron and sons
came the mighty Chicago fire. The Tines Building
went up Ike finder. Thought your building was
advancing flames. So it is, so it is" the an
swer but 1t is rot hefye proof"-(Ctncinnatl Times
star
That rumor about the Pope coming 10 the United
States is again revived OF course there Is nothing
In IT, but II his Holiness should take up his residence
among US, he would find life much more enjoyable
than In Rome, and he would be delighted with Amsn
can Catholicism although at first It's Amcrcanism
might surprise him.
Went Him One Better" The soil in Kentucky said
the Colonel. wiplng his whiskers, rs SO nch that
On my farm Jersey we can't allow the HOSES
viii take root and the animals grow up be elephants.
made thrcelegged milking STOOL the other day. out
The next morning found in It's place black walnut
extension dining table ,g hadn't v saved Ssd the e
paror suit in a day two"-(Philadephia Inquirer.
dispatch states that tho ritualistc Church Of the
Advent of Boston, has adopted the OLD English Sarum
Missal instead Of the communion service Of the
Episcopal Prayer Book Well, these Episcopal breth
rem who arc afraid to shift a comma in the Prayer
Book seem to allow themselves good deal Of liberty
after all.
A Business Boom.-Hammerstein-- understand there
was quito run on clothing in Baxterst- this morn
Tackheimer.-so help me Moses, but you are right
some one snatched frsthand suit OIL one Of Cohens
prize dummies. The whole street was In the cnase'-
Ono of Bishop Taylors African missionaries do.
clares that while apparel does not mako tho man.
the want Of 10 renders the work OF MISSIONARIES voy
embarrassing. "when you come across man, me-
says, wearing only stoveptpe hat and congo ri'
state smile, 1t is hard to preach to him witnou. .
feeling of seltconsc,ousness.n But VIC soouio aN..
II would be much harder to preach TO him no oaon'
wear the SMILE MISSIONARIES snooiu A0'" W.
bright side of their work.
Close to shs for hitch on carriage whom the
driver OF the vehicle called out;
Boy, you keep away"
"Cant hitchf"
just a blocki'
fNo, sir!"
"Ten feeta'
AFRAID Hs ss ss s: MA %fs s's "a s's s u:
detroit Free Press.
II Dom Pedro VIII take up his residence IN tho
United States he will DO Hospitality welcomed oy
multitude of other American sovoreigns, and We WIZ
naturalize him as soon the law allows. ~ ~ouis
certainly be please for him to live among nsnos
of sovereigns than among a nation OF subjects.
AUTUMN DAYS.
Tho angler puts by rod and rec,
The corn Is hard upon the cob,
The pedler's cry, Fresh mackerel'
Is now succeeded by Buy Lob"
The COW no longer needs 10 whisk
Her tail 10 keep away the mes
Tho "fall trade" Is reported brisk
In all the stores that ADVERTISE
Now lecturers begin 10 spout
For revenue-these things arc facts
The play is on, and men 20 out
AS usual between the acts
The word "lord7 is derived from the Saxon WORD
loafwari, meaning guardian of the loaf, and so per-
hans il is not strange that lords are loafers.
"A good MANY wears ago when was a country
pedaeoeIle back in the state of Mane' said Professor
knowlton. OF the Boys High Schoh was near,
Ing nv class in spelling when gave out the worn
'cutlcle' a big, Emphatic, Iedheaded GIRL oio"v
she drawled out .,,,,
CT corrected her pronunciation and asked for INC
definition She looked around her bankly as " In ~
search for something to spur her memory, when' ~'
a moment or two OF silence, said: ,.n,. and
why, what is 1t that covers your nsH'' ""N
faceP ,,x..o hr,yb,sned
up and she replied ,s.o rx.u,r.r
Fa sOh, yes, lreckles "-(san Francisco EA@mn0r'