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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

was the proudest boast of his friends
that there were no flies on Lazarus.
Lord Vaudeville, who has gone into
bankruptcy in England with debts of
100000. is reported as contemplating
coming to America and going into the
horse and cattle business.
EX-Justice of the Peace A. l.. Morri-
son, of Chicago. is in Washington try
ing to get an Office. Since he registered
from New Mexico instead of Chicago,
there are some chances for an appoint
ment.
The Rev. DR.. Scott, father of Mrs.
Harrison, prefers his desk in the pen
sion bureau TO an easy chair in the cor
ner at the White house. Papa Scott is
right. He can probably keep his desk
as long as he lives. If he should go to
the White house he might have to move
out on March 4, 1898.
DIR. r. A. Gum, of New York, is Wig
OrouSly opposed to vaccination, and
says he would shoot any man that at
tempted to yaccinate him OF his child.
The doctor is evidently loaded, and has
great care for the health OF the little
son of Gum in question.
Miss Pauncefote, the daughter of
Lord Sackville's successor as British
minister to this country, is a beautiful
young woman of twenty-five. She is
said to possess more of English reserve
than Lord Sackyilie's daughters, but is
good talker, graceful dancer, and
popular wherever she goes.
Mrs. ex-senator Palmer, wife of the
new minister to Spain, is worth 81 ,O00,-
600. Her husband is worth $4,000, OC0.
And when Mrs. Palmer hits one hand
with the other and says, Senator
Palmer Will not be minister to SPAIN"
with an accent on the not, it looks as
though President Harrison would have
another hole TO fill
Prince Bismarck spends a great deal
of time of late in the Napoleonic prac-
tlce of playing solitaire with cards. He
claims that the game quiets his nerves,
which have given him good deal of
trouble since he gave up brandy and
tobacco. Bismarck looks pale and bag
gard, and has grown ten years Older in
appearance in the last twelve months.
Peter Cooper, who died at ninety-two,
leaving fortune of $1,000, 900, remarked
to a young friend a few months prior to
his taking-off: My son, [ never went
to bed without saving half of what my
days profits were. Ii | made dollar,
half dollar was put away. carried
that rule into active life when | became
Newfoundland never departed from il"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
His Curiosity Fully Satisfied.

Chicago Tribune,
Small Man ION railroad train writing
letter to his wife)-It would afford you
some amusement, my dear, if you could
see the freckle-faced, long, lean, gam
ble-shankled. knock-kneed, sneaking,
impertinent, ill-bred, half-baked speci-
men of backwoods gawky that is
looking over my shoulder as l write
this.
Large man on seat behind (fercely)-
You lie, you little seoun-
Small man turning rounO - Beg
pardon, sir; are you speaking to me?
Large man (confusedly)-Y-no! No!
| didn't say anything. wasn't speak
ing. IL
Small man resumes his writing.
Large man goes back to the rear plat
form of the last car on the train and re-
lieves his mind by swearing volubly at
the flying landscape.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
Reinst ated.

WASHINGTON, March 26.-The post
master general to-day, acting upon the
of General Superin-
tendent Bell, of the railway mail serv-
ice, appointed the following named di-
mail service: W. III. Bigelow. First d.
vision, Boston, Mass, vice George e..
Dame, resigned; r. C. Jackson, Second
division. New York city. vice W. F.
Doolittle, resigned; G. W. Vickery,
Third division, Washington, D. c., vice
Eugene Darlington, resigned; l.. M.
Terrell, Fourth division, Atlanta, Ca,
vice B. NJ. Turner. resigned; George
W. Pepper, Ninth division, Cleveland,
o., vice F. b. Dodge, resigned. With
the single exception of Mr.. Pepper, the
appointees named above were dis
placed during the last administration.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
Administered Arsenic.

DETROIT, Mich, March ga few
weeks ago Mrs. Johanna Zschoegner
and daughter Emma, handsome young
woman about twenty-five years of age,
arrived in this city from Allegheny
City on visit to a son,
John ZschoegIer. On Feb. %
they were both taken suddenly i'll, and
four days later the daughter died. Mrs.
Zscboegner recovered. The coroner's
inquest was begun tonight, and the
testimony of the physician who made
the analysis showed that the
stomach contained large quantities
of arsenic. The motive advanced by
the authorities who claim that there has
been murder and an attempted muir
der. is that the young woman, knowing
that old Mrs. Zschoegner was wealthy.
administered the poison to her and to
Miss Emma, which would result in the
property being inherited by her hus-
hand
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
SMALL MENTIONS,

Mr.. Smout explains in regard to his
bill for vote on prohibition amend
ment in 1890, that it is not intended to
definitely settle the prohibition ques-
ton, but only to ascertain public senti-
ment on the prohibition question.
Senator Goodrich's bill to prevent a
mans testifying on the witness stand
as to his own Illicit intercourse with a
woman was defeated by the house yes
terday.
Miss Capser, of Sank Center, daugh-
ter of Hon. Joseph Capser, and Misses
Katie Mitsch and Julia Tubbs were
visitors at the house yesterday after
noon.
Mr.. Smiths bill to authorize school
district clerks to subscribe for ''School
Education was killed by vote of 81
to 49,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
WORK IS NECESSARY

The theory that "work is the greatest
blessing of mankind" does not incite
the average man to long for it aside
from the revenue it may afford. 1t is
notable that those who break off sud-
denly from an active business, and look
for enjoyment in ease and idleness.
generally break down and drop off, or
drift into imbecile Senility. It is found
in the New York penitentiary that the
gentlemen whose activities have been
interrupted by the minions of the law
need new employments to preserve
health of body and mental integrity.
Those condemned to inactive solitude
often lose their reason. Mercy and
humanity require that they should have
employment. OF all the horrors con-
ceivable, there are none that surpass
hopeless confinement in solitude, with
no employment for body or mind.
There are few who can sustain this
ordeal for any great length of time
without shatterlng the mind and en-
feebling the body. Hanging is a mer-
ciful disposition of the criminal in COM
pariSOn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
Foreign Money Orders.

WASHINGTON, March 26.-Pursuant
TO the authority contained in the act of
congress, approved Jan. 80, 1889, the
postOffice department. is now conducting
negotiations with the various foreign
governments. with which an exchange
of money orders is maintained, with
a view to securing their consent to re-
ciprocal increase of the maximum
amount. To-day the postmaster-gen-
eral and the Hawaiian minister, FL. A.
Z. Carter, signed a convention estab-
fishing the new limit of 500 for orders
between the United States and the Ha-
Waiian islands. During the year ended
June 30, 1888, the amount of money Or
derS issued in the United States for
payment in Hawaii was S4.52s. On the
other hand the amount of orders drawn
in Hawaii for payment in the United
States was S25,6 1854.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
How Few Are Rich.

Edward Atkinson in November Forum.
1t is probable, to say the lea ST, that
fully 80 per cent of the whole body of
the people spend nearly all that they
can earn: of this 80 per cent portion
may, by setting aside moderate part
of their small earnings, become the
owners of a house, or become depositors
in savings bank, or insure their lives
in moderate way. OF the remaining
10 per cent part save enough to pro-
tect themselves against want in their
later years, and very small part may
become rich and then need not work
unless they choose.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
WILL PLEASE THE SETTLERS.
Another Move in the Matter of
the DeS MOineS River Lands.


the Des Moines River Lands.
WASHINGTON, March 26.-The COM
missioner of the general land Office to-
day recommended to the secretary of
the interior that suit be instituted in
the name of the United States to re-
cover about 100000 acres of land stu
ated between the Raccoon fork of the
Des Moines river in Iowa and the north
boundary of the state, and known as
the Des Moines river lands. Under the
authority of the land department large
number of settlers between the years
1855 and 1860 made entry of these lands,
but of which the Des Moines Valley
Railroad company, acting under au-
thority OF the state courts. has been for
some time actively engaged in dispos-
SesSlng them. A bill having for it's OBJ
ject the restoration of these lands
passed the Forty-ninth and Fiftieth
congresses, but it did not receive the
approval of the president 1t is said
that the Iowa delegation in congress is
unanimously in favor of the course rec
commended by the commissioner.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
Proper Courtesy.

WASHINGTON, March 26.-The officers
attached to the navy department are
highly gratified at the information
which has reached them of the partici-
patton of the British authorities and
forces in the funeral ceremonies of
Rear Admiral Chandler, who died in
Hong Kong on the 10th of February.
More than 700 Highlanders marched iu
the procession, and these were followed
by 1000 sailors attached to English
men-of-war, each having Grape band
on his sleeve. A company OF the North
amptonshire regiment, marines, artiI-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

THERE are three judges ON the SUI
preme bench-BRADLEY. FIELD and
MILLER--who are each seventy-three
years of age and entitled to retire on
full pay. There seems tc be some anxi-
ETY. with Republicans that they should
do so. as FIELD is classed as Democrat.
He was appointed by LINCOLN, and
ought to be good for four years more.
There is no occasion for any of the
judges to resign while they continue
vigorous I'D mind and body.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

have also on their November programme
the City of Mexico. 1t is not presumed
that bullfights, pulque, mescal, senior
itas, OF even the picturesque in nature
or the grOtesque in the human, are the
chief allurements. They feel that the
people need reliable information as to
whether that country is worth taking
into the United States.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

THE governor of Iowa puts in good
deal of time writing letters to show how
beautifully prohibition works in that
state, but he does not explain why it is
proposed in the legislature to take away
local government and home rule in the
cities and put their police force directly
under the governor OF commission
named by him. Public sentiment is not
probably up to this point yet, but it is
being widely discussed. The municipal
officials would not leave room for such
recourse if their constituents desired
the enforcement of the prohibitory
enactments. The extreme measure
proposed is an indication of weakness
in the system.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
The Chin-Kiang Riots.

WASHINGTON, March 26.-Under date
OF Feb. 20, Capt. McNair, at Shanghai,
reports to the secretary of the navy the
He transmits an estimate of the value
of property destroyed and photographs
of the principal places damaged. The
photograph depicting the British con-
Sulate shows large stone building
greatly damaged with broken windows
and yawning gaps in the walls. The
greater part of the property damaged
was British. The estimate of the entire
damage done is S103. 200.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
A CHASTITY WARNING.
White Gaps Use Human Skin for
Stationery.

Stationery.
PITTsBURG, Pa, March ga special
from Elm Grove, w. Va, says: There
has been good deal of excitement
in this community during the
past few days, growing out of
horrible and business like white Cap"
warning received by two well-known
citizens of the town. A week ago last
Friday Fred Hartlieb, proprietor of the
Stone House hotel, received box by
express which had been shipped from
some way station on the Baltimore IL
Ohio road between Wheeling and Balti-
more. Hartlieb opened the box and was
paralyZed at its contents. There was
horrible odor of decayed human flesh.
Inside was pair of human ears. two
big toes, the second finger of a man and
a piece of human cuticle about four
inches square, on which was scrawled a
warning to leave the place at once.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

THE Hidden Authors" published in
Mondays GLOBE have attracted gen.
eral attention among lovers of litera-
ture. and answers are quite freely COM
inc in. Some of them. while not correct,
are exceedingly ingenious. In a few
days the names will be published of
those sending the corrects lists of an
SXVorS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

WHILE the good WANAMAKER is
talking so prettily about his non-parti-
san policies in the postoffice depart
ment, his Iowa chief of staff. CLARK
son, is working the guillotine right
along, as fast as the Republican con-
gressmen hand in the new names. He
struck off twenty-eight in Nebraska in
one day last week, and has beaten that
figure nearly every day since.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
Rupert's Matter-of-Fact
Courtship.
Chicago Tribune.

chicago tribune.
For some time Miss Minnie Ralston,
pretty little lady of Middleport, O.,
has been corresponding with Mr.. Ru-
pert, of Pompeii, Mich, whom she had
never seen. He had proposed marriage
in his letters, and was to have been
here New Years day, but did not
arrive until yesterday, when he called
on Miss RaIstOn and introduced him
self. Mr.. Rupert said: My clothes
look rough, and they are, but | have a
big heart and a good bank ac-
count" He showed his prospective
bride his bank book, and then said:
"Will you marry me?" Miss Ralston
replied, Il wal" Mr.. Rupert then
reached for hS hip pocket and pulled
therefrom large roll of money and
counted out five 500 bills, which he
handed TO Miss Ralston, saying: ''Here
is small wedding present for you"
Mr.. Patterson, the girls brother-in-Iaw,
who was present. then went for the
license, and the Rev. Mr.. Turner. of the
nj. L. church, performed the ceremony.
The groom is about forty-fve years ol6
and the bride about twenty-five.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
PEOPLE PARAGRAPHED.

Col. Washburn, the new minister to
Switzerland. is not only said to be the
handSomest man in Massachusetts, but
he is something of poet as well.
Col. Lazarus Flyshaker died last week
in Louisville. During his lifetime it
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

MEXICO is becoming quite a fayorite
region for newspaper tourists. The
Iowa editors did the country last fall.
The Texas editors are to go there the
last of April, with the brethren of New
Mexico, Arizona, Colorado and Mexico.
rs their guests. The Lone Star pencil
pushers are evidently broad-gauge, and.
perhaps, have fatter pickings than most
'-f their fellows. The Illinois editors
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

lery and marine artillery preceded the
governor and staff, the heads of the
government departments, the consuls
and a number of residents who brought
up the rear. The services at the grave
were very impressive, and were con-
Quoted amid the booming of minute
guns from the ships in the harbor.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
TO-DAY,S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, March 26.-For Upper Mich
igan, Wisconsin and Minnesota: Light rain,
turning into snow, followed i'll Minnesota by
fair; colder; northwesterly winds. For Da-
kota: Fair; colder, followed Wednesday by
slowly rising temperature; variable winds.
For Iowa and Kansas: Fair; colder; north
westerly winds.
GENERAL OBSERVAT
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
Liars and Liars.

Merchant Traveller.
There are lots of liars, aren't there?"
said one travelling man to another in a
disguised tone.
Lots of them, and several varieties.
For instance, there are men who lie for
their own gain IN business. and others
who lie merely from an uncomfortable
love of it,
Eyes, but the latter are the only ones
for whom fellow can have any real,
artistic admiration"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

THERE is no longer reason to COM
plain of the legislature for not work
ing. The boys are earning their pei
diem. Still. the constituency will be in
suspense until the appropriation bills
are all passed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

IT IS charged that the new governor
of Arizona drinks champagne. Unless
he relieves himself from the suspicion,
he will have hard time out there.
The boys think whisky with condiments
is good enough for anybody in that ter
ritory
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
Will Go to Eurone

WASHINGTON, March 26.-Soon after
tine adjournment of the senate Senator
John Sherman and his family Will make
a trip to Europe. The senator does not
go in any official capacity, but simply
for rest and recreation.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

A GOOD many attorneys would like to
have the recent ELUSIVE example of the
beautiful actress in the New York court,
who embraced and kissed the lawyer
who won her case, spread over the
judicial realm.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

TR1- WEEKLY-Oaily = Monday, Wednesday
and friday
! yr in advance 81 co 6 mos. in adv. 50 90
3months, in advance. :. 81 90.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

THE competition among the New
York assistant lawyers, or drummers
for legal business, is so hot that one of
the solicitors put bullet into rival
one day the past week. OF course this
made new trial, but there was little
money in it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

MAJ. GEN. SCHoFIELD will be grand
marshal of the centennial parade in
New York, and it will be bigger thing
than Gen. WASHINGTON ever saw.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

AT THE coming meeting of the G. A.
r. at Milwaukee from 100000 to AGO. 900
visitors are expected. 1t is given out
that there will be no rise in the price of
beer and the other things that sustain
life there.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

Mr.. CLEVELAND doesn't seem to be
without an abundance of friends in
private life, and the public eye does not
turn entirely away from him. He is a
strong personality in or out of the presi-
dency. and much of the writing about
his lack of personal friends was evil
IDENTIFY the gossip of ignorance or per-
sOnal grievance.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

MARCH came in all right, but it prom
ises to go out like a roaring Repub-
lican who has failed to get Office under
the new administration.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

A PENNSYLVANIA paper reports that
one town with sixty-eight Republican
voters has siXty-seven candidates for
the postoftice. Probably the missing
man wants a foreign mission,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

Bishop, the mind reader, is coming
down to try his skill on the legislature.
This is the chance to find out the truth
of those Doodle stories.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

A LATE official report shows that in
New York state 1862. 252 persons have
an average of S3S4.25 in the savings
banks. That Is probably more than an
average of one person to each family,
and speaks well for the economy and
prudence of the masses.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

IT is reported that the state depart
ment at Washington has about as many
visitors as the White house. They have
a better chance to talk there.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

II IS stated as fact that one of Gen.
WAsHINGToN's servants recently died
at Syracuse, n. Y, aged 116. That was
rather more than their average age. 1t
was unpatriotic not to have held Oh a
month or two for the centennial.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

THE pictures of Mrs. CLEVELAND
still sell freely, and will continue to;
she was admired not for her station,
but personal grace and amiability.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

MANY of the state legislatures have
been wrestling with the question of
trying to exclude Western dressed beef.
SO far as noted, Colorado is the first to
complete legal enactment in this di-
rection. 1t is rather surprising that a
state that so largely produces the ami
mails other states would exclude should
set an example of this kind of legisla-
ton. 1t is, however, soon to be tested
In the highest courts, and its constitu-
tionality is regarded as very dubious.
1t will be apt to jostle the ribs of inter
state commerce, as viewed by jude
ewes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.

CIVIL SERVICE REFORM lies mould
ering i'll the grave. 1t never had a
spirit.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

THE state senate is opposed to dotting
Minnesota with cheap monuments to
the heroic dead.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

City Business Man-At last 1 am
rich enough to retire from business.
Friend-What are you going to do? 81
am going to buy the old farm that I ran
away from and live ON it.-Philadel-
phia Record.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

MINNEAPOLIS is to get the state
park, and we are glad of it. We hope
our sister city will take pride enough in
its acquisition to make it a real orna-
ment.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
Tyr In advanceS10 90 mos in adv. 50 so
en-. in advance 5 90 weeks in adv. L 90
One month S5c.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-27

TRs father-in-law of the president,
who held office four years under Presi-
dent CLEVELAND at Washington, has
resigned, and with his wife makes his
home at the White house. 1t was re-
garded as unbecoming for him to be
department clerk when his son-in-law
had so much better a situation. AS he
is Rev., he might serve as chaplain
of the White house. and save the rental
of several pews.