New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-28
THE TALK or THE DAY.


voice the sentiments Of Western Pennsylvania hav.
presented gold medal to Major Armes. bearing the
following inscription Presented TO Major Georss A.
Armesi by one hundred subscribers in approval OF his
pulling Governor Beavers nOse.7 No one can com.
plain, OF course II hundred men in any community
choose to make Of themselves; but they should
not say that they represent tho half OF great con.
mOnwealth.
A Poor Doctor-Stranser-Do you know Doctor
IianeS
Faimcr-Know i'm some.
IS he a good doctor, do you thlnkT
kon he amt nOthin eXtry. Hsint no ercom-
incubation erbOut i'm
There isn'tl You speak from personal knowledge,
-, k staSn do went after I'm when my
harness wife 'uz sick. an he had ter go an ses
her. jest le. my COW die. an didn't seem to kses
none er tall'-tDrake's Magazine.
A fiery Confederate colonel
Once wrote 10 a Secession jolone.
"Id devOutly give thanks,
Could / all tho Yanks
Consigned TO the regions nfolonels
To which pcert Yankee, made answer,
"YOure Just the right kind Of a man. swer,
OF the business 10 be
Chosen sole cOnsgnee;
For you'll reach there much in advance, swer'
An Old Friend Miss Swectlip-Algy, dear I have
got a distressing piece Of news for you Pa has gons
Alsemon Tighfflt-where did he get hint
Algernon Tlghtft-oh I'm not afraid. sotto vooe-
made friends with that dog when counting
Amanda Brown I-tBuriington Free Press.
Two chcrub-lIie boys, wearing Little Lord rauntle-
roy suits and long yellow curls, were arrested for
lighting the other day in Ohio town. They must
have lost their character by associating with the
wicked old Earl Of DGHncOurf.
At fancy dress ball held recently in Paris .
lady appeared with q miniature Hifel tower on her
head, a yard high. Next thing some enemy OF man
uin In r1Eiu
ana theatrc and then the male amusement ger VIII
tower with rage higher than Old Einei ever
dreamed oi-(NOrr,town Herald.
It Is an unfceing marriei who declares that his
wifi, IS always pcn,ive when she Is not expensive
Her Feet Betrayed Her" Don't speak in such
lWd tone said On English lady 10 her daughter,
as they stood together at New York station, persons
VIII think you an American a..
Newer madam" rphei lady standing neat II
they catch sight Of her fect-Draks's Magazine.
Those Little Lord Fauntlrroy suits certainly very
popular Even Mes-rS. French and sanger have one
\ Useful Work." Mamma said Fouryearoki, re-
Grctiycly did tod make me -
Yc, Harvey answered mamma sOberly. God
made YOU, for namma' little boy.
-" IIumph - said Harvey. after little. God cid
pretty good job that time, didn't He"-(somers'ihe
Journal.
The Bethlehem, Penn, young man who went 10
hot IN that the other day and registered Jonn
smith and sweetheart certainly had the courage Oh
his convictions bur the unfecns hotel proprietor re-
fused to show him TO room until he proved thar
,wr,tleari" was really pet name for his wife,
\ Tlr.>ome Rccreation.-First omshan-what ex-
cus does PaOn Dooltile offer for not holding service
second Omahan-well. you know he has just returned
from his regular summer vacation rest, and ne says
he's too tired.-(Omaha World
The old remark is again in order that great many
college students broadeuot because tho professors
sit them for four years.
The country Is swarmuy with reformed gamblers,
reformed prlzc- hters, reformed rakrs OF all kinds
salvation Army CraRs aud long hairei gospel experts
vino make a arre II religion, and who should be sup
pressed In the Interest OF pubc morality. Tho
Journal has long teen convinced that evangelical
work should b. conducted by Clergymen who have
qualif- Themselves for II by study and moral living
But the Billie, and JOhnnIcS continue to thrveNe.
bTd>ka stat Journal
Instead Of irving 10 know the unknowabe. fad get
At III" true inwarHess OF the everlasting Ego. BoS-
ton Is said be Smscking It's classic lips over nov
mixed drink called the Efel cocktail It is such
things these thar delay the coming Of the men-
MUM.
eupcrio'>-Eook agrpt-I should like 10 show you
cheap edition OF the EncyclDp.Sla Brttanlra
Vermont farmer Mister. you ncs,nt show mo me
auv rycluptSla>. Nv Toy graduated from college
his w"ch.--, Burlington Tree Press.
"Clicae, has no ruins excslms Chicago paper.
Hasn't cn' What do yOu cali Anson's gNst baseball
agfr sarioml
Why she Jumped the Other Way BcsSie-YGg
refused Mr. de Temps! Why, any other girl "ouh
Jump at offer from him.
Maud dust era iuatcll- oh. | know he's handsome,
bur never COui marry such an ignorant man why,
| a>k,r him few questions ABOUT me 'iluerenuauon
IN prvopla>mc molecular hivaNeS; am 90 YOU Know,
III he said was " suppose so!'-tLa"rcnee American.