Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-05-24
WIT AND HUM0p
yAssAn should have a conrso \,

which 10 make mucn Oh crow.
"Ir we cawn't be entirely ham,
us be sappy as we can," is the 'd dn,''
motto.
WHEN artists submit competitive :,
signs the contest is likely to result ~
draw.
DoIAND, Oak, has lawyer pan.]
Horns. Is ne descendant Of Jos
Bunyan?
A MAN likes to be sat on bv !;
sweetheart before marriage. A.
marriage he doesn't.
The trouble with dancing clnh.
that they have too many round da,,.J
and too few square meals.
THERE is very little profit in man,
featuring strawberry boxes for u
trade. The bottoms come too HIGH
The Italians may be a iight.hea,t.
enough people in their own count,
but here it is common to find them
the dumps.
IT is little singular, but it is I'm
all the same, that if DR.. Talna]
were to quit the pulpit he would be
ex-pounder of the Bible.
"THAr man an editor, eh?" sYe,
II should think he'd get the write,
cramp." ooh, no! he uses the scissol
too muchw-Chicago Ledger.
IN summer hours her hand he sought
When they together played at tennis.
The winter to the MAIDEN brought
A richer beau, whom soon she caught
And now the first ones name is Donni,
"WHAr viper that Mrs. Z-u
"There's no use making her out as b
as that my dear. She only tries to hI
in order to make us believe she b
some teeth left"
W1FE-Pve found exactly the girl II
been looking for-but unfortunately
can't engage her. Husband-Why no
Wifc-She's too large for the servan
bedroom. -Boston Beacon.
Gil say, my boy" "What is it, .
chappie?" .Did they ave, bees 10
h'ark, don'tcher know?" "Isupposes
"But Hi cawn't find hany haccount
hit in the h'ark'ives, you see."
"WHAT did Miss Frost say in ansv
to your proposal?" well, she spd
in such hoarse whisper that found
impossible to understand her"
then she probably said neigh"
B1LBY-My trousers are short and
not touch my shoes. I do not see
they could get fringed that vi
Dolby-Don't understand it? VI
they're frayed Of your shoes. That;
MOTHER Ito three children)-Cd
children, be getting ready for chur !
Boy (aged Dwell, I'd just like
know what preaching's for, any w
Girl (aged 81 Why, don't you kno1
It's to give the singers rest
Mrs. PARvENU-Did you take my
vice, dear, and go through your b
bands pockets for some pin none
Mrs. Quillpen-Yes, but I found d
the pin money had been ahead Of
There were holes in both pockets.
"Do YOUR shopping early in
morning." says fashion paper. II
may be good advice, but it is rath
hard on the salesgirls, as it will prevd
them from exchanging condolences CT
corning the social experiences Of
previous evening.
A SPRING whose water is pert
/! writing fluid has been discovered
Michigan. Now all that is needed
the discovery of a writing paper, ami
of postage stamps and quarry ofsI
pens, in the same vicinity, to make to
portion of Michigan literary cente
MAMMA" said little girl who
behind an auburn haired travelling
in the railway car. @What is it?'
know what made that mans hair re-
what was it?'' "God finished him
with brick DUST" was the reply
sent the traveller into the smoking
ST. PETER-I am afraid you cant
ter here, sir. New Spirit can
Why, I was one of the purest statesn
that ever lived. Didn't I spend till
years of my life demanding an hon
count? eyes, but you always wan
the other party to do the honest c'o
ing"
W1BBLE-Do you believe all thlsn
sense you read in the novels about
sailor falling in love with his ship
all that sort of thing? Wabble~V
yes. At least when a vessel goes
cruise the sailor is gone on her until,
gets back, isn't he?-Terre Haus7
press.
"L1TTLE GOLDEN LOCKS" Ito her
ter's affianced who is waiting in tneF
lor-God loves me more than ne
Marie. "How do you know, llttleu
that he loves you more?" "Becaas
gives me- golden hair for nothing