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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10
TOILET ACCESSORIES.
The Latest in Gloves. Hosiery, Neck-wear
and Dress Trimmings.

The Latest in Gloves. Hosiery, Neck-wear
and Dress Trimmings.
Gloves for morning walks and gener-
al wear are of dressed kid corded on
the back-not widely embroidered
and fastened smoothly on the wrists by
four large gilt buttons; they are either
tan-colored, gray or black. For after
moo visits and receptions Suede NOUS
quetaire gloves are worn in eight-but-
ton lengths, quite plain on the back,
and these also are in tan and gray
shades. Dress gloves are very similar,
Suede mousqutaires, but are of twelve
to thirty button lengths, reaching up
to the sleeves of the evening gown. and
may be tan-colored, gray, white or
black. All dress gloves are quite plain
on the back. The sac gloves. loose
wristed without buttons, draw of and
on easily, and are chosen quite large
for the country. for travelling and for
steamer use; they come in Suede, in
glace kid, and in heavy doeskin; tan,
chamois-color. gray and black sac
gloves are for general use. and white
sac gloves are especially liked with
yachting gowns. Riding and driving
gloves of heavy kid are now made short
like mems gloves to fasten with only one
large button. and are also worn longer
with four buttons at the wrists. There
are also tilburied driving gloves. heavy
doeskin faced inside the hand with kid
to prevent the reins from slipping.
Black hosiery will remain in favor
for general use, but colored stockings
are again chosen to match house gowns
and full-dress toilets. Tan or gray Isle
thread or silk stockings with tan or
gray Suede slippers, and gloves Of
Suede of the same color, will still be
worn with white, black or colored
dresses.
For the neck are finely plated collar.
cites Of Grape or silk muslin, lisse. India
silk or lace. in colors or white. turned
down around the low-throated bodice
and falling in jabot almost down to
the waist line. These modernize and
brighten up the plainest untrimmed
waist. and there are plated cuffs to
match. White null plastrons or vests
to be put on outside the dress waist are
very thickly gathered below pointed
standing collar of colored moire rib
bon, or velvet, or of the null striped
with colored braid. Short under
sleeves are worn with these, with
wristbands like the collar. and the full
null sleeves are pushed back against
the dress sleeves in puff that gives q
very stylish finish to plain sleeves
Fichus of silk muslin with embroidered
ruffies on the edges are made in all the
stylish colors for gowns-Suede, copper.
old-rose, turquoise. reseda etc.-as
well as in black and white. -Harper's
Bazaar.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10
USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE.

Salt dissolved In alcohol will re-
move grease spots from cloth
-Pulverize about equal parts Of COM
mon salt and alum. put the mixture on
cotton batting. and apply same in the
cavity of tooth and relief viii generally
follow.
Umbrellas will last much longer il,
when they are wet. they are placed
handle downward to dry. The moisture
falls from the edges Of the frame. and
the fabric dries uniformly.
Onions are about the best nervine
known. No medicine is really 80 eff
cacious in cases Of nervous prostration,
and they tone up q WORKOUT system in
a very short time.-Green's Fruit
Grower.
An inhamed bunion should be poul-
ticed, and larger shoes worn. Iodine
twelve grains. lard or spermaceti ONT
ment half an ounce. make capital
ointment for bunions 1t should be
rubbed on two or three times day.
For dyspepsia pour one quart of
cold water on two tablespoonfuls of I'M
Stacked lime, let it stand a few minutes,
bottle and cork. and when clear it is
ready for use. Put three tablespoon
fuls in a cup Of milk. and drink any
time, usually before meals
Salt Fish with Cream. q
pound and a half of fish over night.
Simmer an hour and half, then
drain and shred. Melt one large
tablespoonful OF butter and mix in it
tablespoonful OF -four; then. add a
quart of hot milk and the fish. Add
the beaten egg and serve.-Good
Housekeeping.
-Granulated Wheat Gems.
two and one-half cups of fine granulat-
ed wheat slowly into liquid. formed
of one cup of water and one cup of
milk, seasoned with saltspoonful Of
salt; then beat rapidly until the arm is
weary. and fill very hot iron gem pans.
well buttered. giving the batter beat
ing while filling and bake Immediately
in a hot oven.-Boston Cook Book.
Considering that the chief causes
OF sleeplessness are mental worry and
the want OF a due amount of exercise
and fresh air, the suggestion is made to
sufferers to observe the ordinary rules
Of hygiene relating to such matters. to
take food and drink in moderation, and
to avoid Of an evening the use Of tea,
coffee and tobacco. In dealing with
severe nervous irritation or physical
work, daily rest has been found an al
most essential prelude to sleep at night
"A savory and seasonable dish is
Goldfish balls, made as follows: Pick fine
one quart of Goldfish. let it simmer on
the back of the stove fifteen minutes,
drain of the water. then boil gently
fifteen minutes; also boil six good
sized potatoes. mash fine to mix while
hot with the fish; season with salt and
pepper, add teaspoonful of butter;
lastly. beat three eggs well and stir
through the fish and potato. drop into
hot lard from spoon or form into balls
and fry; lay napkin on the platter to
absorb the fat"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10
HONEST CARL ouNpER.
He Tells why He II Tired 81 Giving A
vf~~ En- ria As~m~I~<~~s~~

He Tells why He II Tired q Giving Ad.
vice to His Acqualataaees.
Sometimes a young man comes to me
und says he likes some advice ash to
his future. say to him:
..Shpeak der truth-be honest-be
temperate und keep oudt Of debt
He goes right away und tries to be
nominated for Office. und MAYBE in six
, months he vhas in shall for embezzle-
| ment Therefore 1 believe it vhas
best to shpeak to young mans who like
| advice:
go und do shust like you wantto do
und you will be all right"
Sometimes a girl brings me her al
bum und says she likes me to write in
it i like to oblige her und so l write.
If you expect to be happy in der par
lor you must practice economy in der
kitchen"
Der next time l see dat album dot
page vhas cut oudt und dot girl vhas
telling people dot some old Dutchmans
vhas shust too cranky to live. There
fore belief it vhas better to write in
that album:
Find rich und foolish young man
marry him-sit down in der parlor-
let de kitchen go py Halifax, und you
will lif one hoonered years und take all
der happiness dere vhas.
Sometimes an oldt man comes to me
und says he likes to get married again
to young girl, und he would be glad
il / tell him how it vhas 1t vhas
pleasure for me to say:
dot man who vhas feefty years old
und hat seek shildren vhas an idiot
asylum to marry himself by girl Of
eighteen"
! Dot oldt man says he vhas eater so
much obliged, und he goes right off
und marries dot gal und in four weeks
all his shildren vhas turned oudt doors.
Somepody spheaks about Carl Dunder.
und he says don't know so mooch ash
dot birds nest of last year. Therefore.
it vhas better for me if tell him: 1T
vhas all right. Mister Schmidt-marry
at once-it vhas your duty-young
wives like oldt husbands-never mind
dose childrens-you Will be so happy
ash meier -has."
Sometimes fellow comes to me und
says it vhas queer how l get along so
vhell. He goes down hill all der times.
While some odder people who don't
work half so hard ash he does goes oop.
He says he likes to ask my advice, und
| pooty soon l tells him:
hDont go by some saloons-keep
oudt of strikes-let politics alone
shmoke pipe und lif like der mans
who makes only two dollar day."
He says he vhas eater so mooch
obliged. und he goes by saloon und
sets EN- oop for der boys, und says ]
vhas fool und der liberties of dis coun-
try vhas in danger.
Maybe she vhas better il l told
| him:
'Drink all der beer you can-go on
some strikes eafery week-keep in nit
der politicians-ha plum pudding all
| der time und shwear dot der rich vhas
| growing richer all der time"
al vhas tired. Let somepody advise
herself. Detroit Free Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10
A nAsTY LOVE. MAKER.

All, dear Annette, you are my pet
The sweetheart that choose;
Lightly you sip LIES duteous booze
Inean LIES beautious dews
And were you mine, my love divine,
I'd praise In verse and prose.
And keep you e'er from wanting hose
is, from haunting woes.
Ass n alive, I'd surely strive
To crown our days with peace
And would never eat your cheese
What was itt Cheat your ease.
The warm rise South made sweet your mouth
Its kiss who could refuse,
i love TO mark its harming chews-
Great smoke! Its charming hues
When dsscry you going By
Ny daily clerk ne place,
Cove to mark your gritty pace
Imean, your pretty grace.
Love softly lies in both your eyes
And do not deem me rash.
II should love each lying flash
fmean each flying lash
Were I bard OF high regard.
I'd time my raptured lays.
And loudly sing your ponderous ways
That Is, your wonderous praise.
But should you frown and cast me down
In disappointment drear,
You'd put me on my bury ear
Imean my early bier.
A W. Bellaw. in Time,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10
THE COMPLEXION.


Suggestions for Ladies' Who Wish to Have
Transparent Skin.
Those who possess a good complex
ion. and those DESTROYS of possessing
such. know that the winds are to be
guarded against as much as possible;
therefore. they never go abroad unless
yelled. It is not wise to use any thing
that will fill up the pores of the skin.
for to insure good complexion it is
necessary that these should be kept
open to throw off all impurities.
To keep the pores of the skin open
there is nothing that will do this work
as well as soap and water. Rain water
is the best where it can be conveniently
used. Have the water quite warm. and
with some white CASTLE soap make a
suds, with which wash the face thor
oughly, then rinse in warm. clear
water. and dry on a soft towel If the
skin is not sensitive brisk rubbing is
a great addition to open the pores.
This washing should take place just
before retiring. Then in the morning
wash in clean, warm water, emitting
the soap. If il is necessary to go out
Immediately after washing, do not use
the warm water. but cold. as the face
will be likely to roughen. A few drops
of ammonia in hard water will render it
soft and cleansing to the skin. but have
care of putting in too much
ammonia, or it may chafe the skin.
Borax is also good to soften water,
and is great healer and cleanser.
A quarter of teaspoonful to a basin OF
water is usually sufficient quantity.
II the skin is apt to be too dry, the am
mouia or borax ought not to be used
frequently, but, instead, a little vase
line or diluted glycerine will be found
beneficial A few drops of spirits OF
eamphor in the water once a week is
good to whiten the skin.
1t is particularly important that the
blood be kept in good condition to in
sure a healthy skin. Impure blood
will soon destroy the finest complexion.
A teaspoonful of the flower of sulphur
in cup of milk, taken the first thing
in the morning for three successive
mornings, then omit three mornings.
then take it for three more mornings,
is claimed to be wonderful purifier OF
the blood. Some use this as face
wash and find it very seftening to the
skin. One of the best blood purifiers
we have found is a teaspoonful of
powdered charcoal taken in glass OF
milk or water each night Just before re-
firing for three nights, then the fourth
night take mild purgative to remove
all the impurities, which the charcoal
is sure to attract, from the system.
Repeat this every three months to keep
the blood in good condition. People
inclined to canker or eruptions of the
skin should refrain from eating toma-
toes in any form. as they ere inclined
to aggravate the affection.
Budget
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10
The Position Was Open.

One cold day during the war a fugi-
tive slave was standing before a
fire in Washington, warming himself
Where did you come from. Uncle'"
asked a pro-slavery bystander. From
Culpepper. sah." Leave your mas
teror Yes, sab" WAS he bad
to you?" NO. sab; very good.
kind master, sab" Give you all
you wanted to eat and wear did he?''
Yes, sab; never wanted for much OF
any thing, sab" We'll, don't you
think you'd be much better OF with
him as a slave than grubbiug around
Washington for yourself?' 'Well. sab,
de job up dab is open for any one dat
wants it." responded the negro, calmly,
and in the laugh that went up the adj
mirer of slavery disappeared Chicago
Mail.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10
TIED.DOWN FARMERS.

How to Mako Agriculture the Most De-
lightful Of Oceupationa.
Farmers ought to like their business.
No success is to be attained in it il they
do not like it. and il they take the
proper means to insure success, their
pleasure follows as a matter of course.
In other words. the first duty Of a far
mer is either to quit farming or to study
how to make his business success It
is no light thing for a man to doom
himself to what through his insufficient
preparation for its duties must be life
of tiresome drudgery.
Farming, managed as it should be, is
the most delightsome of human occupa-
tons. To till productive acres. to breed
and rear fine stock of every description.
and to sit under the trees of ones own
careful training and management and
enjoy their fruit. are each and all more
wholesome and health-giving incidents
OF daily life, than are the duties Of any
other calling.
Farming managed thus is necessarily
profitable, not merely in pleasure, but
in dollars and cents
Why, then. do not the bulk OF farmers
adopt this plainly reasonable policy in
their business?
Mainly because the great mass are. or
think they are, tied down to an oppo-
site policy.
They have bought more acres than
they can pay for. They cultivate more
than they can manure and proitably
till. and finally they are overrun witha
horde of scrub stock Of various kinds.
which devour all their earnings. IL
stead of keeping few of the very best,
which would themselves be a source Of
profit CultivatoE.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10

-Burls. used in making veneers with
remarkable excentricities Of grain, are
excresences that grow upon various
trees, such as the walnut. rosewood,
mahogany, oak and ash They weigh
from 1.0')0 to 5000 pounds. and the
largest and best come from Persia and
Circassia, and cost in the rough from
ffteen to forty cents . pound.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10

The clergyman in an English town.
having published the bans OF matri-
mony between two persons, was fol-
lowed by the clerk. reading the hymn
beginning with these words: Mistaken
souls, who dream of Heaven"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10
Something Of a Nomad.

Magistrate Ito prisoner)-Were you
born in Pennsylyany?
Prisoner-Yes. sir.
Magistrate Brought up in the State?
Prisoner-Yes; l have been brought
up in Pennsylvany. and every other
State in the Union. too.-Life.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10

be given at stated intervals, for the purpose
Of counteracting the poison that Grace
had been swallowing during the pest three
weeks, and had promised to come over him
self within short time and personally take
charge Of the case
or course it was impossible for Lura
Joyce to be always with her patient, but
usually she contrived to leave the black
maid in the room when she was absent, il
only for q few minutes.
Grace feltdecidedly better in twenty-four
hours after beginning the new treatment
prescribed by DR.. Cotton. OF course Cap
tain Starbright realized that Lura had as
sumed to doctor Grace, but he did not
know Of the discoveries she had made He
had become impatient and uneasy, howev-
er, and was anxious to have the tragedy
come to a speedy termination.
A drop Of Mother Cabera's cough drops
will do it. Twill risk it, and put this un-
certainty at rest forever" reasoned the
scheming Captain. q
One afternoon, while Lucy sat in the room
alone with Grace, Captain Starbright put
his head into the room, and said:
"Lucy. your mistress is feeling bad and
wants you to come to her at once"
"Missus Lura!"
Mrs. Penroy."
"Deed, massa-"
$50 at once" ordered tho Captain, and
as the maid stood in deadly terror of him
when he was angry, she forgot her promise
to Lura Joyce and left the room
Captain Starbright stood alone.
He hurriedly closed and locked the door,
then walked over and glanced at Grace,
who, he was glad to note, lay in a semi-un-
conscious doze.
"At lastr' he muttered
Then he turned hurriedly to the little
stand which contained glass half filled
with water and some walls.
He lifted the glass, glanced at it an in.
slant, then drew from his pocket a small
glass-stoppered vial and poured a few drops
into the glass of water.
THAT will do the work at once and leave
no trace. was a fool not to have resorted
to the swift method before"
Secreting the vial, he bent over the bed
''Grace, just sip of this, please"
With one hand he lifted the girls head,
and passed forward the glass with the
other
"What is 1T" questioned the sick girl
YEARLY, not fully comprehending.
IA little cordial that Lura prepared"
Grace opened her lips to partake.
"Stop, Grace, for your lifel There's dsdtA
In the oidssr' uttered q voice, husky with
intense excitement
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-10
LONE HOLLOW;
Or, The Peril Of the PenfOys.
A Thrilling and Romantic Story
OF Love and Adventure.
BILL" FISHER JOE" AND
OTHER STORIES
CHAPTER xxvIn-CoSrrsuEp.

tCopyrioht, 1883, By tie A. " Kello7e Nescs
paper Con,pdns.1
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-03-12
A WORD OF WARNING.

tied 10 the Office. General GOf can only
show his right 70 Office by the Get Of the
Legislature declaring him elected to that
office. Here is The plan to settle my right
to hold the office
He cited numerous authorities to show
that where the Constitution Of State re-
poses in the Legislature the duty Of can
wasting the vote for State officers and de-
Claring the result, that the jurisdiction OF
the Legislature is, as to the whole matter,
exclusive.
The Constitution of this State never con-
templeted that q Governor should take his
seat on q prima tdcie case; that the Gov
einor should ever he indicted into the ct-
fee and afterwards be Ousted. 1t con-
templates that no one shall take his
seat until ne shall have @ de jUre
right to the office. TINS clearly
appears from the 3rd Sc Of Art VII oft the
Constitution. Before the petition and
notice sre filed the Legislature exercises
functions purely ministerial, and also
quasi judicial But By the said provision
of the Constitution, the moment the said
petition and notice are there filed, and
they can properly be filed DO where else,
the said tribunal by that fact is transferred
quo ad that matter, purely judicial body
charged thenceforward with the contest.
He cited and showed on the case of Cham
berlain vs. Hampton, s Rich. So. Va.
He then argued that he'should hold over
under Sec. 6 of Art " of the Constitution
and cited and relied on the plain provision
Of the Constitution, and &c parte hawthorne
Il Geett
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-03-12
DIED.

LEYLAND-On Sunday evening, March 10th
1850, az 7.30 o'clock, MELISSA, wife OF ThOma
LeylGnd, aged "a years.
Funeral from the residence Of her husband
near Glenns Run, Wednesday at p O'Clock m
Iuterment at Rock Hill Cemetery.
GAVEN-On Monday March 18th, 1859, at
O'Clock, p. m, MICHAEL GAvES aged so year,
and month.
Funeral from the residence Of his father, West
Wheeling, o., Wednesday morning at S o'clock
Friends OF the family invited to attend. Inter
ment at Mt. Cslvery Cemetery.
sTEELE-On Saturday, March 9th, 1882 At five
O'Clock p. m, Elder WM G. STEELE, at his resi-
dence, No. 1857 Wood street, aged ~ years.
Funeral viii take place on Tuesday morning
at 1880 O'Clock from the church, corner Thirty
seventh and Jacob streets, where his funeral
sermon will be preached. All are cordially in
viied TO attend. Intement at Elm Grove.
FISHER-On sunday morning, March 10, 1859,
no $40 o'clock MARTIN FISHER, aged az years, II
months and 10 days.
Funeral from his late residence. corner Forty
fifth aud Woods streets, on Tuesday afternoon al
O'Clock Friends OF the family are invited.
Interment at Nj Zion Cemetery.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-03-12

THE resignation Of the present United
States District Attorney Of West Virginia
has been asked for by Attorney General
Miller. Are the decks being cleared for
action with the West Virginia Democratic
revolutionists2 -PitsbWg Commerc'ai-Ga-
-9fe
Yes. the decks are being cleared. They
are being cleared to suppress an investiga-
tion OF the vilest outrages ever committed
against the ballot Of a free people. They
are being cleared TO protect criminals who
conspirsd TO defeat an honest election.
They are being cleared TO smother indict-
ments against men who used QUAY's
Doodle to purchase votes and import Re
publican repeaters. They are being cleared
to deny the people Of West Virginia the
right to protect the purity Of their electoral
franchise.
Oh, ye- the decks are being cleared in
Gus shape but before many months the
people Of West Virginia VIII take hand
ia clearing the decks. Then the outrage
which was contaminated in the removal OF
Gen WATTS viii be remembered
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-03-12
eFNERAL wArrs, nUrY.

The path OF duty opens straight before
United States Attorney WATTS There Is
one thing. and only one thing, for him 20
do. President HARRISON bias asked for
his resignation, while he is in the midst
of important prosecutions for violation Of
the election laws Il is p ain that the
purpose is 10 suppress those prosecutions
and smother au inyestig alton into electoral
crookeduess. Can Gen. WATTS tender his
resignation without proving recreant to his
duly9 We do not believe he can. He
should reply TO Gen. HARRISON that he is
ready TO go forward with the work he has
undertaken aud suffer for it, If necessary.
lie should reply that the people Of West
Virginia demand the prosecution Of these
cases. aud he VIII comply with that de
mand to the full extent of his powers.
He should reply that Meth by word OF
act viii be be partner to the escape OF
criminals and deteat Of justice. Nothing
short Of absolute removal viii deter him
from the course he has marked cut.
His reply to the demand for bis resigna-
ton should show that there has been gross
fraud at the polls in this State. Bribery
has aourished like q green bay tree The
Federal Court has taken steps TO bring the
criminals to Justice. Indictments have
been found, sind they are now ready for
trial. A change Of officials at this Time
Immediately proceeding a session OF the
court can be for no other purpose than to
protect the men under indictment
Gen. WATTS reply should show these
things. Mr.. HARBIsoN should he com
PEELED to act with these facts before him. II
then he should iosist upon the removal Of
d faithful and efficient officer. the people
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-03-12
TIE MonIanus trial Postponed.

Special Correspondence OF the Register
WEIIsBURG, March 1.-THE trial OF
Hugh McManug, who is held for the kill
ing Of Henry Brssock, which was set for
to-day, vas postponed, owing to the alb
sencs of one of the principal witnesses
Thomas Lsrkins, whose whereabouts IS
not known. lie secured leave Of absence
on reported sickness from the Lazaar bottle
works, Lazearville, w. Va, where he was
employed few weeks ago, to 90 to his
home in Zauesville o., which place, it is
reported, he did not reach, and his where
abouts could not be sscer;ained. The case
was postponed until the June term OF
court &cNanus' hail was renewed by the
former securities. J. BraddOck, Henry Zilh-
ken and Joseph Murphy.