The Springdale news., 1889-12-20

predicts that tue time between New York and Chicago, now twenty-four hours, will some day be reduced to ten hours.
 RECENT discoveries made by the use Of the spectroscope show that all the heavenly bodies appear to be composed of the same chemlcaI elements.
 II Don't Pay to experiment with uncertain remedies, when afflicted with any of the ailments for which Dr. Pierees Golden Medical Discoy- cry is recommended, as 1t Is so positively certain in it's curative effects as to warrant it's manufacturers in guaranteeing 1t tO benefit or cure, or money paid for II IS re- turned. It is warranted To cure all blood, skin and scalp diseases, sait=fAeum, letter, and all serofulous sores and sWellings, as well as consumption (which Is serofuIa of the laagsl if taken in time and given fair trial.
 Don't hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and disgust everybody with Your offensive breath but use Dr. Sage's Gatarrh Remedy and end IL. Coop farming consists as much in over coming adverse circumstances as in i'm proving fully favorable opportunities. FROM the Cda2opoJS, Kansas City, Mo-, Decem per 1st, lss1.
 There is nothing so valuable to us as health, but we d0 not realize this until We are deprived of it. How many Of our read CTS awake in the morning with dull pains in the back and head, and find it hard task 10 perform daliy duues! These are symp- toms of Malaria, and NC know from per sonal trial they may be completely eradi- cated by ShaIleubergers Andidote for Ma laria. It's a simple and effective remedy, and we advise our readers 10 try It.
 PHILADELPHIA man committed suicide rather than take some physic ordered by tue doctor.
 Entitled to the Best.
 All are entitled to the best that their money will buy, 50 every family should have, at once, q bottle of the best family remedy, Syrup of Figs, to cleanse the sys- tenn when cosdye or bilious. For sale in 50c and $l.0 bottles by all leading druggists. RAILRoAnEEs have asked the Government 10 compel the use of automatic brakes and coupIers
 II CAN heartily say to any young man who Is wanting good employment. work fer Johnson & Co. following their instructions, and you will succeed.n So writes tue agent of B. F. Johnson G Co, 10J9 Main St, Richmond, Va, and that's the Way all of their men talk.
 AN "atrair of honorn between q Louisiana sheriff and q Southern editor resulted fatally for both. Pistols are yet dangerous weapons in the hands of experts.
 Oregon. the Paradise of Farmers. Mild. equabie climate, certain and abundant crops. Best fruit, grain. grass, stock country In the world. FaiIinformaIou free. Address Oregon Immigration Board. Portland, Oregon TIE feat of scul,ing 5cross the English channel from Dover 10 Calais lu q small, open punt was performed recently by one MOlesWOrth.
 WHY ru6 and toH and lceor out yourself and Euur clothes on washdav. when, eyer since 1>i, Do0bJGs Electric Soap has been offered on purpose ta Tighten your laoor. Noe try it. Your grocer has il.
 TuE Duke of Edinburgh is persistent but poor yIolnIst.
 ALWAYS avoid harsh purgatvc pills. They first make you sick and then leave you con- stlpated. Carters Little Liver Pills regulate the bowels and make you well. Dose, one pill. Tur Czarof all the Russias plays hand some silver cornct.
 DoN'r neglect Cough. Take some Hale's Honey of Horehouud and Tar flstdnter. Pike's Toothache Drops Cure in one minute. AT Cochocton Pa) pie-eating match last week the winner disposed of eighteen pies one hour and half.
 NEVER fail to cure sick headache, often the very first dose. This IS " at IS sad by all who try Carter's Little Liver Pills.
 FRANCES HonGsoN BURNETT is getting rich at tue rate of from s20,000 to s25.000 year.
 
 Best, easiest to use and cheapest Piso's Remedy for CatarrA. By druggists. 25c. QUEEN MARGUERITE, of Italy, makes her self happy at the plano.
 IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use Dr Isaac Thompson Eye Water. Druggists sellit 2oc TIE Duke of Connaught amuses himself with the flute.
 MANY initiate, none equal, "Tansnls Punch Americas finest Sc Cigar.
 THE Prince of Wales plays the banjo fair ly well.
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