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The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25
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with Madge the millers daughter.
While song birds awning,
/ Wandered mid the waving Corn.
With its golden tasseling;
And down the crested hillside swept
The yellow sunlight's tide.
And o! the gray old world looked bright
AS we walked side by side.
With arm around her lissome waist,
1 WHISPERED words endearing;
And sweet and low her answer came
Almost too low for hearing;
And hide and seek the frolic winds
Play'd mid the rustling corn;
And o! our hearts with love were full
On that fair summer morn.
But all, love wings are very fleet,
And sweetest hours have ending;
Too soon we heard the old mills sails
Beneath their labor bending;
But long before we left the corn
My gentle Madge l kist,
Anu o. me thought Its tasseled sheaves
Had meier hid happier tryst.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

CONNECTIONS.
Train 40 connects at Harper's Ferry VIII
Fast Limited Express trains, leaving at 4 " P.
M. srriving IN cinclnnat u, at '1o d. H. ''
with train leaving at l0.4op M, arriving ,n IN
Pittsburgh ut 6.3Oa m. and Chicago at 5.loa; M
Also Win train leaving at Il 80 p M arriving
in Cincinnati at $50 p. M: st. LOUIS at a. M
Connects at Weverton with train arriving al
Hagerstown at 80 p M, and at WaShingto ~
Junction with train arriving in FREDERICK al
BIS O. Palace Sleeping cars run through to
pitfsbnrqh Cincinnati st. Louis and Chicago.
All fast express trains run through to above
points without change Of cars.
For rates, tickets. baggage cheeks, apply 70
any Ofsjna Of the Is q O. X. r., or 10 q. f. Dt u
ROW. travelling Passenger Agt. Stauntom va.
s,aAs q SCJTII. Oen'i Manager.
Gen. Pass. Agt. m'sSlo
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Wild Horses In the Northwest.

Up in northeastern Wyoming and north
western Nebraska many bands of wild
horses still roam as fearless and as fleet as
in the days when the country was an uns
explored wilderness. Now that the buff
falo has gone here is big game to hunt.
All through the west ranchmen and cow
boys have regularly organized parties to go
out and kill off the wild stations.
The loss of mares sustained by horse,
breeders has at last become SO large that
some measures must be adopted to reclaim
mares stolen away by the wild stallions,-
In Colorado, Wyoming, Southern Idaho
and Nevada there must be roaming at
large fully 5000 wild horses. Each stall
lion selects twelve consorts. If band is
large enough they are divided into small
lots of twelve mares and one stud.
Occasionally a male is found wandering
alone hy himself, but he is not bachelor
the stronger males. AS far as possible
these family relations are strictly kept up
that is, held at an even dozen. An old
hunter who had scored the Big Horn and
southern spurs of those monstrous piles
from childhood once discovered far in the
depths and beyond an almost impossible
rocky barrier beautiful basin, wherein
was one poor old stallion and twelve fine,
beautiful mares. This old fellow, not able
to hold his own against the younger and
stronger males on the plains, had sought
out this retreat and entieel family of
twelve to go with him.
He was in clover, so to speak, keeping
his family intact without fear of molesta.
tion, as the entrance to this horse Eden
was evidently known to none of his rivals.
He never left the stronghold and never
allowed any of his mates to wander away.
Had he chosen home on the plains his
family would no doubt have been stolen
from him one by one.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

Edward Tilden, president of the Drovers'
Nation Bank at the union stock yards
Chica 20, has been arrested on the charge
of attempted bribery. offering George
Fleming $4,000 for his vote and influence
in the school treasureship.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

Tennyson is said to be keeping wonder
fully well; he is too energetic to be idle.
reads his daily paper, and preserves full
freshness OF interest in events of his time.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

Wilky Collins holds that a man who
lives by the work of his brain lives under
artificial conditions, and is therefore in
need of artificial help in the form of slim
uIantS rs 1s-- II
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

Mrs. E., p. TeagIe, aged fifty, eloped
Monday from Warrington, w. Va, With
a lad .med Lloyd Smith, leaving a mum
Der of children behind. They had $500 IN
cash and are en- route for Oklahoma.
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bank isnili.ess.

A lone cowboy rode from the plains Oh
Monday morning iuto Colorado, village
on the Cheyenne and Burlington railroad.
He dismounted in front of the CONNER
cial Bank, and throwing his bride rein
over hitching post entered the building'
lie walked directly to the window OF Cash
ier G. G.. Smith, who tells this story:
1.-The f-llt was asp lite as drun mer.
lie smiled at his siX'shouter as he pushed
it tllOI h the window and leveled 1t at
me- A ing me an instant TO regain
my composure, he inquired If l would be
kind enough to hand him about all the
cash in sight. There was over 500 III
view. | counted him out $500 in gold and
bills. This seemed satisfactory. and my
visitor was profuse in his thanks. Then
he looked about the place and said he
would like an interest in the business.
Seeing a Wincht ster life, which l k. pit
near the vault for emergencies. be grew
more earnest in manner, and demanded
the weapon. handed it out, butt fist,
as he ordered. He then backed to the
door, and leaning the rifle against the out
side wall placed his revolver in its hostler,
landed into his saddle by leap from the
ground and putting spurs to his hors'.
was off at a furious speed" There were
six persons in the bank at tie time but
the cowboy did his business so quietly ard
so expeditiously that he attracted no at
into a
ST rect as soon as he could. and Selling the
Winchester began firing at the rapidly
moving horseman. The fellow ducked in
regular Indian style and cut loose with
cowboy yell at every crack of the rifle.
Smith is poor shot at best, and in his ex-
citement Monday failed to hit even so
large target as the horse. A posse OF
twelve men are now in pursuit OF the ban
dit.
At Minneapolis, Mimi, yesterday, a
bold and nearly successful attempt was
made to rob the State bank. Two men
went into the bank when only two en-
ployes were present. One covered the
employees with revolver while the other
vaulted over the railing and thrust about
SIS, 900 which was on the teller's table in a
yalise. AT this moment deposltor came
in and forced the uncoyerirg OF the asss-
tant cashier, who rushed to the safe to get
his pistol The robber threw the valise TO
his accomplish, who dashed into the presl-
dents room by mistake. lie then jumped
through a window and fled. There was
wild chase and finally the two robbers were
captured and lodged in Jail. The names
of the men are given as JAS Henry and
Fred, Douglass.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

The Normal girls have al IN ed themselves
with canes, said to To the latest '.:crazr. :.
N ot allowed to lean on strong arms, and
of course they must have some support.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

Mrs. James r. Fields, widow of the
well known Boston publisher, is the fouI.-
der of many OF the five cent coff,e stands
and other worthy charities of Boston.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25
RAILROADS.
MORE It OHIO RAILROAD.

BALTIMORE OHIO RAILROAD.
THE ONLY LINE RUNNING SOLID TRAINS
TO BALTIMORE via WASHINGTON.
Connecting at Harper's Ferry for all points
West, .aorth west and southwest.
Schedule in effect Nov. 18th, 1SSS.
*Daily except sunday.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

At Gloucester, in the Ross murder case,
q motion for new trial was granted by
Judge Jones Tuesday. and lie was re-
leased Ross on bail of$5 600.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25
vpEwA sE OF CoUNTERFEITs.

am agent for the ]. c. EMERY Il co. Flee
RRtC.BELT. which has afforded relief to num-
liz rless persons affected with Rheumatism.
Kidney Trouble. Diseases of the Blood and Sktn
u male Complaints. Paralysis. Neuralgia
(,atafrh Lame Back and Nervous Debility.
The benefits that have been experienced by the
use of this electric belt have induced persons
10 attempt TO palm off on the public counter
feits 1t is to prevent this that have made
this publication. :.
AS evidence of the beneflcent effects of the
use of the Electric Belt refer to certificates IN
my possession from Rev. Samuel Driver, New
Hop. Va, s.. Il. Morris, Mile Roberts,. Lizzie
M Berry, G. W. Berry. David T.. Hays and q.
w. Llvick. all at Lodebar, p g.. Nelson county,
and others.
have the agency for the sale of these belts
An Nelson and Augusta cOuntes-which can be
had iy caliingon or addres sibg the undersigned
at LGdeoar, Nelson county, Va, at So a bet:
aptIl-Im q. w. BERRY.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25
ST A N d A RID

K ~ = r(A = =. -
THE STANDARD SHUTTLE continues in
one direction (no backward ami forward mo-
tion) and makes 100 stitches, While th old style
shuttle makes but 65 with the same motion of
the foot. and requires only one-half the effort
to operate 1t. The most delicate lady can oper-
ate the STANDARD without injury to her
reduce their burdens one halt by the use of the
STANDARD. --a--
ekeep intstock the best assortmepttof ma
chimes to choose from of any house in the city,
consequently you get just what you want. Old
Machines taken at highest cash prices in ex-
change for new ones. See the STANDARD,
run II and be convinced.
REMEMBER
IAKD" at our office will receive a new style
Chinese Napkin FREE, also beautiful assert
ment of picture cards gotten up especially for
the STANDARD.
REMEMBER
the STANDARD Bobbin holds 100 yards of No
80 cotton,-think of it. The shuttle is never
taken out of the machine and requires no
threading,-think of that.
In using the STANDARD one can "Sng''
"Onward. Oh, Onward" rms the Standard
light. Call and get the napkin whether you
want the sewing machine or not.
REMEMBER
We keep the very best sewing machine oil,
needles, &c, for all machines sold in the mar
ket
eS-Agents wanted In unoccuped territory.
STANDARD SEWING MACHINE CO.,
No. Main Street, stanton, Va
juiyl2, Ss-1y
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

Charles V. Durant testified in New
Y urk court that all he had left OF fortune,
which few years ago amounted to $3.50 :
900, was his watch and chain and dias
mond ring.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

THE BEST IN THE SOUTH.
AT the stable is fine pair of Fairbanks scales
where horses can be weighed.
l also keep on hand fine selection OF riding
and Driving Horses, for sale at reasonable
prices. Also LOT of secondhand Omni-
buses Carriages, buggies and wagons of
every description, in excellent condition.
which will be sold or traded on accommodate
ing terms.
Parties visiting the city can have their horses
ed by day, week, or month on Moderate ternf.
Have also turned part of my place into Il
nitching department., where horses will be
ntohed and we'll taken care of as cheaply as
anywhere in the city.
Also our Baggage rransfer.-Parties can have
their baggage called fOr-at any time of day or
night: will receive pr ompt attention. Call at
he Old stand Respectfully,
sen9 EDW ARD RIlRKF
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25
EAST BOU.

Trains marked thus %HailY. tDaly except
sunday. 4N4ily except Monday. Train No 2
takes dinner st H1WaTdsviiie.
Trains on buckingham railroad branch leave
Promo BtEil ielr AVron dajF except Sunday al
7:i5 ann. AID 6:5i PIN. Returning, leave AvroD
daily except Sunday at 7:l3 pm. and &. am.
Express trains connect at East Lexington
with b. & .. trains.
THROUGH sleeper Clifton Forge to Huntington,
louisville and Cincinnati. Only change to
st. Louis.
C0NNEtTIONs.-At Clifton Forge with G. u
0. I}y. for the South. West and Northwest. Al
I1och Laird, with shenandoah Valley Railroad.
Lynehburg With the N & w. BY. for ali points
south, Southeast and Southwest; ". Nj. Ry.
for all points North and South. AT Richmond
with Associated Railways for all POINTS in the
South and r.. f. q 2. =. K for all points North
At Lexington with the B. s. 0. X. X making
close connection al Earper's Ferry to and f.eri
Pittsburg and the west also to points Moth
and East. For further Information apply to
r.. II. PANNIIII.
Passenger and Ticket Agent,
Iynchburg. Va.
j. Z. MACMUBD0, G. p A, Richmond, Va.
decl3
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25
Schedule in effect Feb. 10. 1889.

No lruns daily between Old Point eonoeo..
ard clifton Forge but leaves tgifton oEtli nrna
d ny except saturday for the West, arrivm@
No. leaves Clifton Forge saifv 4.oo i, ~
rive Hrntington $40 p. M '' '"' a =
Thi"nghJ ickots, and Baggage Checked 10 anv
destinsti"n. Apply to any C. q o. 'TlckaSs
Agent for full Information and tickets. 'AeA
j. T. HARAHAN, Gem pass T..
Gen1 Manager. felet Fhts
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

az In retiring from businf IS we thank our
friends and the publ ic generally for The literal
patronage bestowed upon us for so many years
and hespeak the same liberal patronage for
our succt ssor Mr.. Z. q. BERRY.
& l.. WELLER,
april WELLER ELDER.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25
Costs in :hlS ASS cation
ONE DOLLAR PER gfeNTU,

Membership Fee. So. 90. No annual dues are
required. insHres preferred risks only, such as
Bankers, Merchants. SaleSmefi, Comm ercial
Travellers, Manufacturers (not Workfng), and
kindred occupations, and Professional men
generally.
VIM. j. PERRY, Agent,
aug4 Staunton Va.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

Hannah Battersby, the heaviest woman
in the world, died at Frankford. Pa on
the 18Th. She weighed 500 pounds. nv i
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25
DuRk k'S SPLENDID LIVERY
THE BEST IN THE nth

For the season of 1856, Burke's splendid Ltv-
cry is even In finer condition than ever. HIS
elegant match teams, new and fine vehicles
and sty sh turnouts. aIe the pride Of the CITY ana
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

PIEDMONT AIRLINE.
RICHMOND AND DANVILLE RAILROAD
VIRGINIA Midland Division
Condensed Schedule in effect Feb. 10 lSS9.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25
ID ICHMoND q ALLEGHANY r. f.
Schedule of trains IN effect Nov. 9th. 1883.
WEST BOUND

NV IAO W III III V J
Ar LyncDhurg
Lv hYnchbnTggs
ArBale y Falls
LVHalc'y Falls
Ar + LeX'gton.
ar Lexington.
Lv Xirigtoll.
Ly.Eat, Bridge
i-vGala V ateF
ArGiifn : orge
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

: RhNANDoAH VALLEY RAILROAD.
-
81. +. TYLER, Receiver
TIME TABLE-In effect Dee. l6, 1888.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1889-04-25

WASHINGTON. RICHMOND. VA, AND
Oa.ss as&s2NE COMFORT.
Connecting in same depot in Washington for
BALTIMORE, PHILAnELrHIA AND NEW
YORK.
Short inc for Lynchburg, DanviiIe Va.
Greensboro, Charlotte N. O., and all points in
North and South Carolina
Schedule in effect Feb 10. 1889.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-08-22

RECORD 2:2219, Sacramento, Sept. IS.
1887.
PEDIGREE: = Marin was sired by
Quinn's Patchen, he by Geo. M. Pat
chen, Jr.; Marin's dam by Emigrant, he
by Billy McCracken; Billy McCracken
by McCracken's Black Hawk, 7G7, Che
sire of Lady Dooley, and of the dam of
Overman, 2:194 McCrackens Black
Hawk, 767, by Vermont Black Hawk, 8 ;
end dam by Marshall's Black Hawk, he
by Easton's Black Hawk. The dam of
Quinn's Patchen by Stock bridge Chief,
he by Vermont Black Hawk, 8.
II. It. Carroll of San Francisco, the
former owner of Marin, vouches, that
out of thirty-six mares served by this
horse during his last season in Cali.
fornia, thirty-tive proved with foal.
PAUL IL. ISENBERG.
jly.29.80
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-08-22
Honolulu Library
- ND -
Reading Room Association.
Cor. Hotel Il AIakea Streets.
Open every Day and Evening.

The Library consists at the presen
time of over Five Thousand Volumes.
The Reading Room is supplied with
about fifty of the leading newspapers
and periodicals.
A Parlor is provided for conversation
and games.
Terms of membership, fifty cents
month, payable quarterly in advance.
No Formally required in joining except
signing the roll.
Strangers from foreign countries and
visitors from the other islands are well
come to the rooms at all times as guests.
This Association having no regular
means of support except the dues of
members, 1t is expected that residents
of Honolulu who desire TO avail them
selves of its privileges, and all who feel
all interest in maintaining an institution
of this kind, win put down their names
and become regular contributors.
A. j. CARTWRIGHT, Pres,
NJ. NJ. SCOTT, President,
III. A. PARMELEE, Secretary,
A. l.. SMITH, Treasurer,
@. Il. RODGERS, MID,
Chairman Hall and Library Committee,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-08-22
Leave Ronslulu:
European Billiard ParIOrs.

THE Handsomest Billiard Parlors in
Il the city, and fitted up in the most
approved style. -Four tables with all the
latest improvements.
j. p. BOWEN & CO.,
$40 tt Proprietors.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-08-22
DAVID KAAIHUE

II AS the best and cheapest Black
IL Rock, Coral, Sand and Soil for
sale in any quantity. Apply at the law
office of William q. Achi, No. 36 Mer.
chant street, Honolulu, Ii. 1. 30l om
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-08-22
LADIES' NURSE.

M RS. MONROE, ladies' nurse, has
IxI removed to No. 3, kukui lane
Feb-14-S9
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-08-22
PASTURE for HORSE

A T Halckou, Kaneehe, Koolaupoko,
IN 353 acres of good pasture land, all
encloscd-plenty of water. Apply to
Charles 1. Hiram, at the Kings Stables,
Honolulu, or at Halekou. feb.2S 80 1y
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-08-22
FRANCE.
Continental and Colonial
AGENCY.
36 Rue de Dunkerque, Paris.

Executes lndents for every description
Of French, Belgian,
Swiss, German, and English Goods, al
the best Manufacturers Lowest Prices
Commission, Two-and.a Half per cent
All Trade and Cash Discounts allowed
to Clients. Original Invoices forwarded
when requested.
Remittances, through London OF
Paris Banker, payable on delivery OF
Shipping documents; or, direct TO the
manager.
The Agency Represents, Buys, ant
Sells, for Home aud Colonial Firms.
Piece Goods, Cashmercs, Cambrics,
Silks, Velyets, Lawns, Chintzes,
Muslins, Carpets, Cloths,
Millinery, Laces, Gloves,
Fringes, Parasols, Haberdashcry,
Gold and Silver Lace,
Flannels, Feathers, PEARL,
Boots and Shoes, Glass, and
China-ware, Clocks, Watches,
Jewellry, Fancy Goods,
Electro-plate, Musical instruments,
Fans, Ecclesiastical and
Optical Goods, Mirrors, Toys.
Perfumery, Wines, &C.,
Oilman's Stores, Books Artistic
Furniture, Stationery,
Chrnmos, Machinery. &c, &c.
l30lY $,
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-11-15

WE pay particular attention to the buy,
w ing and selling Of Farms and Small
Country Homes near, or easy Of access to
Washington City. We have constant calls
for such properties along the line of the Me-
tropolitan Branch II. X.
Parties having such property for sale or
rent will find it to their advantage to place
it in our hands; it will be literally adver-
tised, and prompt and energetic effort made
to find customers for the same.
sep Cts
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-11-15
A Smart Action.

"Will you kindly let mo stand 7"
asked u gentleman as he got into rail-
way carriage, which carriage already
contained the specified number. Ger
tainly not, sir" OK claimed passenger
occupying corner seat near the door.
"The way those trains are overcrowded
is shameful" "As You appear to be tho
only person who objects to my presence"
replied the gentleman. 81 shall remain
where am" Then shall call the
guard and have you removed, SIR" Suit
ing the action to the word tho aggrievcd
passenger rose and putting his head out
Of the widow vociferously summoned the
guard The newcomer saw his oppor-
tunity and quietly slipped into the cor
ner seat Whats up 2" inquired the
guard as he opened the carriage door.
"One over the number" replied the
newcomer coolly. "You must como out.
sir; the trains going on, and without
waiting for further explanation the guard
pulled out thc.aggricved passenger, who
was left wildly gesticulating on the plat
form.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-11-15
u o { t iral.
ON PAWN THE PREACHER.

There's one thing bout the church affairs
Has always puzzled me
That's why it comes so hard to raise
The preachers salaree;
1t takes donations, sellin' quilts,
An suppers, fairs and sings,
Excursions, an I'll never tell
How many other things.
The butchers an the bakers bill,
BY which we're earthly fed,
Are met with cash, we only squrm
10 pay for hev'nly bread,
The tailor an the dry goods man
Git coin for what we wear;
But "chips an whetstones" fer the robe
We hope to have cup there"
The lawyers paid that tends our case
Here in the court below;
But fer the higher court abovc
The preachers pay is slow.
The doctor gifts the dollars too,
Who cures our body's cold,
The preacher gets donation truck
For savin' of our souls.
You think his sermons lack in fire;
His study does, it's true,
You say he's poor an out of style;
His board an clothes are, too,
An so you'll find most of his faults,
And that is why say,
If we don't pay the preacher, then
The devil is to pay.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-11-15

The following is an extract from a
roal composition written by small
school-boy in New Jersey.
The subject given by the teacher was
the extensive one Of "man."
Here's what the small boy wrote:
"Man is wonderful animal. He
has eyes, ears, mouth.
His ears are mostly for catching
cold in and having the earache.
The nose is to get snifilcs with.
"A mans body is split halfway up,
and he walks on the split ends"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-11-15

The daily difference said to exist be-
tween man and woman is that most men
are made up for toll while most women
are made of-toilet.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-11-15

A conveyance Of real estate signed on
Sunday is not legal, and yet we we're
always taught to believe that ''the bet
ter the day, the better deed"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-11-15

When a girl falls in love she stops
saying her prayers, but after she is mar
ried she begins them again.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-11-15

In small town in Baden n minister
closed his sermon the other day with
these words 1--WE would be pleased,
moreover, to have the young man who
is now standing outside the door come
10 and make certain whether she is here
or not. That would be great deal
better than opening the door half an inch
and exposing the people in the last row
Of seats to draught."