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ent. and during the war were quite rude 70
each other for a time: but they are over it
now. and what ! like about them especially
is that they are not arrogant. When q man
gets arrogant II Is generally because he is
afraid that II he converses freely he may
thing.
Gov. Hill was also on our streets the other
day. He says that crops are generally good
throughout the State and fences in good re-
pair. He is another OF our rising bald
headed men. He is reported to be about to
become engaged to q beautiful young lady
Of our city. Even II this be true. It -wouI.
be difficult for me to point her out He
would make some woman a real good hus-
band. His place at Albany is far more
magnificent than the White House. there
being no ants, cockroaches. or deceased
rats In 1t as yet.
Russell B. Harrison occasionally goes to
MS room at the GiIsey House to write IN
editorial for his Montana paper. and likes it
hrstrate. II / could have arranged 1t to edit
my wyoming paper and take my meals at
the Gilsey House would have bee better
and fatter man to-day. But did moi. think
OF 1t at the time.
MR.. DEPEw IMPROVING RAPIDLY.
Mr.. Depew's leg is again almost sound.
though it bothers him little to go down.
stairs as rapidly as he could before the in
guy IL IOopoCL uO mas EdluoI Dcdhch
Mr.. Curtis. who had a similar experience.
Dir. Depew comes down to the office at the
depot In good season and works hard till
the whistle blows. Then he pulls of his
overalls and goes to the sink. where he
washes his hands, wiping them on some
clean cotton waste. He then goes home
and eats a hearty meal OF victuais. At
night he slides into his swallow-tai coat,
puts o sunday paper between MS shirt
bosom and his manly ditto. so as to ward
of pneumonia, and goes to some boiled
dinners, where he speaks few thoughtful
words which the papers greedily print in
their columns the next morning. Mr.. De-
pew may be frequently seen in the early
gray Of the morning. showing some PROM
inent New Yorker how to get home. He
eats little at these great banquets, con
tlning himself mostly to the relieves or
the jowl and green's, but rarely eating
sweet cake or cookies at night. Neither does
he drink much. though often requested to.
He could. at slight cost to himself. II he
wished to do SO. continue In pleasant state
OF exhilaration all the time, but he says no,
even when the wine cup is presented to him
by fair hands. That Is why his speeches
read so much better than Mr.. Riddleberger's
OF Virginia. This should teach us valua-
BILE lesson. Had Mr.. Depew. when he first
began to run on the New York Central &
Hudson River Railroad, eaten pie and rich
victuals at night. or taken a brandy and
soda before morning prayers, to-day his
name would have begun with the same let.
ter. but 1t would not have been Depew.
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It Was a Bad Mixing UD.

In an English country church the
curate had to give out two notices, the
first of which was about baptisms and
the latter had to do with a new hymn
book. Owing to an accident he in
verted the order and gave out as fol-
lows: II am requested to announce
that the new hymn book will be used
for the first time in this church Sun
day next, and 1 am requested to call
attention to the delay which often takes
place in bringing children to be bap-
tised; they should be brought on the
earliest day possible. This is particu-
larry pressed on mothers who have
young babies. And for the informa
ton of those who have none," added
the rector, in gentle, kindly tones. aud
who, being deaf, had not heard what
had been previously said-"and for the
information of those who have none, !
may state, if wished, they can be OBJ
tanned on application in the vestry i'm
mediately after service to-day. Limp
ones, one shilling each; with stiff
backs, two shillings." - Chicago
Chronicle.
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quite lot of new job type for his paper
while here. The Constitution is as good u
paper as comes to this Office. During his
absence Joe Harris, bright young writer
Of Georgia, has general oversight OF the
editorial and job departments of the paper.
He came to New York once and the literati
tried to give him dinner. but as soon as he
heard of it he went away. For two or three
weeks he ate his meals under a nom de
plume.
Brother George W. Curtis of Rarper's
Weekly is still quite lame. His knee was
injured last summer while he was engaged
In PLAYING lawn tennis at West Brighton.
Staten Island. where he lives. The knee is
still weak, and so Mr.. Curtis walks but lit
tie. Lawn tennis is one " the most dam
gerous enemies with which civil service has
to deal.
AN ITEM ABOUT RUSSELL SAGE.
Yesterday quite IL rumpus was created at
the elevated depot on Park place, where an
elderly man went up and put in his ticket on
the west side. when he really wanted to go
up town. He soon saw his mistake, and
tried to get his ticket out of the box, but it
had been chopped, and SO he could not re-
cover 1t. He then tried to cross the track.
but was repulsed with great loss of life by
the chopper. 1t was finally arranged by o
code OF signals between the two ticket jib-
letters that the man could be permitted to
cross over by going down- stairs on the
west side and climbing up on the east side
without again putting up his Ave cents.
The gentleman was Mr. Russell Sage. OF this
place.
Almost every day a rosy-faeed woman. in
the prime OF life. with large. full. protube-
rant. translucent eyes and q quick. elastic
step. gets off at Park place and goes to her
office. She is Mrs. Frank Leslie Her house,
work is done by hired help while she goes
to the Office and works. She earns enough
at the case to keep all the hel~ she needs,
and she says she has not washed a dish for
over two years. When she was left u widow
she did not say alas! and present the whole
business to the Probate Court. She simply
turned over the column rules of the paper,
and, hanging her shawl on the copy hook,
set up a brief. pungent editorial. in which
she stated that she had come to stay, or
words to that effect. and at once began to
extend her circulation. So she now t1nds
herself able to hire much of her drudgery
done by other hands, while she signs checks
In large trenchant hand.
POINTS ABOUT GOV. HOARD.
Gov. William ID. Hoard, OF Wisconsin,, was
registered at the Fifth Avenue Eotel not
dong ago. He is great hand for stock. es-
peeially COWS. and has compelled the COW Of
Wisconsin, as one might say. to come out
and take higher ground. / honestly think
that Gov. Hoard has done more to amelio-
rate the condition of the COW of his own
State than any other man. Gov. Hoard is
a plain man. He and I appeared together
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sod hickory" Was Tough.

Traveller in sparsely settled region
in Tennessee Coming down with red
eyes to breakfast) You say, madam,
General Andrew Jackson once slept in
the bed I occupied last night?
Aged Landlady of Country Tavern
He did, fer fack.
Traveller Was it-er-the same bed
in all respects it is now?
Aged Landlady-Jes' the sam.
Traveler-And he actually slept in
it? Sure he slept?
Aged Landlady Sartin'. That's
what I wuz sayin'. He slep' in it.
Traveller (wonderingly) -" "What a
hide he must havo had!- Chicago
Tribune.
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Three Score and Ten.

Mrs. Julia Ward Howe has Just
celebrated, at her home in Boston, the
seventieth anniversary of her birthday.
She was the recipient of many gifts
and letters from the leading authors
and reformers. Among these was a
beautiful chocolate pot in repousse
silver. Upon the bottom was the fol-
lowing inscription: Presented to
Julia Ward Howe on her seventieth
birthday by the Fortnightly Club OF
Chicago, May 81, 1885,"
The letters contained congratula-
tions from DIR. Oliver Wendell Holmes,
George William Curtis, Richard Wat
son Glider, Mrs. MacVeagh, of the
Chicago Fortnightly Club, Sculptor
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

The specific weight of human body
exceeds that of river water, but se
very slightly that the addition Of lit
tie salt will equalize the difference.
In waters holding all unusually large
solution of saline elements, like the
Dead Sea, even inexpert swimmers
would float like driftwood, and by
means of few pounds of cork fastened
between the shoulders, river-bathing
children would be made almost acci-
dent-proof
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once and spoke to the State Press Assocla-
tion. People still look back upon the scene
with horror. Gov. Hoard runs paper at
Fort Atkinson called Hoard DaiyymGn. It
frequently refers to man. 1t has large cir
cnlation, but to one who has never made the
cause OF the COW his own 1t is too subtle for
him. Inc Governor early gave his atten-
ion to the COW, and saw when Young
one @ might mig I saw yeen Thst Maze she 'oVr %as o not ct
encouraged to think for herself. and that
her sex seemed to handicap her through
life. He spoke to her words OF
encouragement. and told her that through
the columns OF his paper he would advance
her interests, and he has. The Governor is
also humorst. But he does not allow the
two things to interfere with zach other.
He never tries to squirt humor into veto,
or executive sadness into his humor. He
can write good article on ensilage among
COWS. and then before the ink Is dry he can
dash Off THANKSGIVING proclamation that
would make ones heart bleed. I am espe-
ciHily fond of Governor Hoard and Cover
nor Fitzhugh Lee. They are quite differ.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

Who May Become Members-Soldiers
sailors and marines Of the Union Army,
navy and marina Corps, during the War
Of the Rebellion, who volunteered prior
to July /, 1868, for term of three
years, and were honorsbly dischsrged
for any cause after service of at least
two continuous years, OF were at any
time discharged BY reason of wounds
received in the line Of duty; but no
drafted person, nor substitute, nor any
one who has at any time borne arms
against the United States, is eligible.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

The National Provident Union has
rounded out the sixth year of its exists
ence. It has fulfilled the desires of its
originators and the hopes of those who
had faith enough in the young Society
TO expend their time and means for its
advancement, and stands forth now as
On exsmpI6ca!i9a Of What Ia heat e@Qng
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

Our greatest hold on happiness, is to
tread firmly and faithfully in the path
of duty; knowing and practically sub
mitting to the knowledge that in SEEM
ing loss is sometimes the greatest gain
for Ila
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

newsy personals for the paper, using my
acquaintance. OF course, where had any:
ana relying upon my gentle aplomb and
naivete where I had not. 1 was thus en-
abled to secure the following local items OF
interest. which l have jotted down in the
simplest and most straightforward manner:
Squire Cleveland is having a new and
natty sign painted for his office down-t town.
He will practice in all the courts OF New
York and elsewhere. Collections promptly
attended to and pensions secured at a
nominal fee. Conveyancing done. deeds
drawn. also salaries. Notary public. Also
good house for rent Mr.. Albert Bierstadt
is painting the sign. tits a la la.
our streets not long since. He is looking
we'll and reports health good. Henry bought
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

Story Of Rome and others. Mr.. Glider
dropped into poetry with this senti-
rlent:
How few have rounded ont so full life,
Priestess of righteous whr and holy peace;
Poet and cage, friend, sister, mother wife,
Long be 1t ere that noble heart shall cease,
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

For "a years Dobbins's Electric Soap. has
been tmitatcd by unscrupulous soap makers.
WIN? Becausei 1t is best 0f all and has an im-
mense sale. Be sure and get DObbtRs's and
take no other. Your grocer has it, or will get
a.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

Oregon, the Paradise of Farmers.
Mild, eQuable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass and stock coun-
Try in the world. Full information free. Ad-
dress Oregon Imigratn Board. Portland, Ore.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

There Is in the civilized world an average
Of one deaf mute TO every l,5O0 Of the popu-
lation,
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

A citizen of Hawkinsville, Ca. has been
married twice in the same breeches, which
he still wears.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

The Mothers Friend. used a few
weeks before confinement. lessons the pain
and makes labor quick and comparatively
easy. Sold by all Druggists.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

If afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompsons Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c,
per bottle
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04
Un,on Vetern l.ecIon.

the various plans of cooperative ipsur'
ance and fraternal union.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

Party in the Water-"Say, Missus
Jacksing, my ole woman says as will yo'
lend her yo' gum obershoes fo' bout half
an hour; she wants ter go down ter de
store. ."-LJe.
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MIR. NYEAS A REPORTER.
SOME INTERESTING PERSONALS AND
NEWS NOTES.

How ChAuncey M. Depew Goes Through
= Days ToII-POlnts About Governor
Hoard, Russell Sage, Governor Hill, and
Other CeIebrftIeE.
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II u piC1uAO pdpcNb
have SO faithfully re-
produced tn Q por-
traits of SO many
,well-known men from
|time to time that at un-
Expected moments we
come upon those whose
In am es are identified
with the history of the
country in some way or
|other. writes Bill Nye in
the New York World.
Starting out on a pleas
ant day by myself. with
q large pad Of paper and
q soft medium pencil.
1.-THE old reportorial in
|stInct camo back with
|three-fold power as I
|journeyed onward. and
II concluded to accumu-
,late a column Of bright,
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-07-04

A lOc. smoke for Sc.-"TansiIl's Punch"
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EDEE Large MARRIAGE PAPER
Il IO1IG and particulars Of our association
that pays over 81, 900 AT MARRIAGE. Ad-
dress THE CORRESPONDENT, Toledo, Ohio
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IS YOUR FARM FOR SALE tt5 t5 90; 90 yeYs s,.% xIs9
II $50 address CURTIS WRIGHT. Zss Broadway. N. Y

a p to IS n day. Samples worth 92.15 Free.
"A " Lines not under horses feet. Write Brew.
VS stcr Safety Rein Holder Co., Holly Mich.
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pNRnAE STUDY, Bookkeeping, Business Forms,
k1auHAE Penmp nship, Ari hmetc, Short hand, ETC.,
j ! thoroughly taught by MAIL. Circulars free.
Bryanfs College, 457 Main ST., Buhalo, n. \.
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PATENTS "a EEafj#ss$sB9' EEt.sfEss!E%; # s::| <,

ecnts wanted o. an hour. 60 new articles Catlgue
"A and sample free. @. E. MARSHALL. Buffalo, N. Y.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-07-02
European Gossip.

The gossip of European capitals about
social matters is of as much interest in this
country, apparently, as it is in Europe
The American newspapers devote colu ms
to it, and frequently they publish more of
it than is to be found in European news
papers.
London is excited at present over the an
nouncement of the engagement of the
eldest daughter of the Prince of Wales to
Lord Fife. He is a Scotchman, and is re-
ported to be very good sort of man. He
isn't very rich man nor a very young one.
1t is reported that he has about $50, 900 a
year and is about 40 years of age. The
princess loves him, however, and therefore
it doesn't make any difference what the
amount Of his fortune is, or whether he is
young and handsome or not.
The English people seem to be particu-
larly pleased with the fact that the prin-
cess is to marry peer of the realm. They
have had enough of foreign princes, and
as one OF the newspapers remarked, better
British subject then a foreign object. .
Perhaps they would have been little bet
ter pleased had the princess chosen an
Englishman rather than Scotchman, but
she did not happen to fall in love with an
Englishman, and Englishmen therefore
have no cause to complain. Besides Lord
Fife is popularity supposed to be a descend
ant of Macduff of Birnam Wood fame He
is certainly a descendant of a Duff, and it is
understood that if he has a son the son viii
be christened Viscount Macduff.
All princesses are supposed to be beauti-
full, but the three daughters of the Prince
of Wales are not The one who is to marry
Lord Fife is fresh, healthy-lookiug CIR
aud knows how to dress with taste, but she
isner a beauty. If she has health, how
ever, she ought to be satisfied.
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BRIGHT BITS.


HE-My dear, believe shall sell lot of our
frontage.
She-Why, Charlie, you said when you bought
the place you would never sell an incn of that
lovely lawn, even if we were starving.
He Ny love. at that time l had never had
any experience in running lawn mower
Burlington Free Press.
HUaoRIsrs wIFE-What in the world are you
sending all these mOther-in-law and plumber
jokes TO the Ddtiy BioWhGrd for? They are as
old as the hills. Humorist-Yes, my dear; but
the editor VINO selects the humorous matter for
that paper is q young fellow just out of college,
and they'll all be new TO him.-Nelc York
Week q.
VERY LoNEsoME.-Citizen-I wish, Mr.
Statesman, you would sign my petition for
consular appointment.
Mr. StateSman-It wouldn't do any good-too
many applicants ahead of you Haven't you
any friend at court:"
Citizen (sadly)-No; no one but Blaine
Puct.
TN saddest when 1 sing she said, when
Henry came and caught her in the very act Of
vocaliZation.
Are your" he replied, smoothing the look of
agony which rufiled his vsage. Darling, il
shall be my constant endeavor to make your
life cheerful one. boston Transcript.
BURGUNDY-That was a frghtful accident
that happened to the man who writes the fun
ny column in the p ohibition Journal!
Daddy-What was it?
Burgundy-Why, he sat down on his MS.
Daddy-Well?
Burgundy-And the sharp points gave him a
| frightful jag.-Ptttsblirg Dispatch.
TRUE REALIsM-"Well, sir. you heard me
sing Masaniello yesterday. Are you ready to
engage met"
II don't know Your voice was very heavy.
You were almost hoarse."
in heavens name. don't you understand that
I am a realistic player? Don't you see that
'Masoniello' was fisherman and almost all day
in the water? He must have had a continual
cold. - FIiegende Batter.
CORRECT Observation-Disclosures feeling pa
TENTS pulse)-What is your husband S business?
Patients Wife--He is a merchant.
D.-EIas he been overwOrking himself of late?
=. W.-Not that am aware of.
d. Observation-Disclosures.
p. Vile bought an amateur photographers
outfit last week, and he has been busy ever
since trying to make picture.
Dim! Brain fever.-Boston Courier.
A FAIR UNDERsrANDrNG.-A woman in the
near vicinity of 45, and weighing within pound
of 1S0 occupied a seat on the train from Toledo
the other cay in company with scared-look-
ing young man who probably voted last fall for
the first time AS they mentioned Detroit, and
the fact that they were going to stop here, a
citizen who had seat ahead turned around
and said he would be glad to give them any in
formation he possessed. "Looka here said
the woman in answer, Il want fair under
standing with you at the outset. Who do you
suppose this young man lsY
"YOur-your grandson, perhaps"
NO, sir
Your nephew, then"
mo, sir. -
your own SON"
mo, sir. "
perhaps he is an acquaintance"
HE is my husband, sir-narried yesterday
and don't want any mistakes made. dozen
different people have TAKEN him for my grand
son nephew. and I'm getting tired of it. He's
my husband. sir-h-u-S-b-a-n-d, and now go
ahead and tel US where we can find hotel
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-07-02

Our dispatches stated yesterday that
Chairman Quay had secured twenty-five
private letters written by Congressman
Crutchings, of Mississippi, to Mr.. McNealy,
the chairman Of the democratic campaign
committee in Mr.. Crutchings district, dur
ing the last campaign. Mr.. Quay proposes
to use these letters against Mr. Crutching.
in the contest for that gentleman's seat.
The public is interested, of course, in know
ing what the letters contain, but it is also
interested in knowing how Mr. Quay OBJ
tanned them. Perhaps our dispatches gave
a clew to this. 1t was stated that
Saturday gentleman who, until
very recently, was the editor of the
democratic newspaper owned by Chair
man McNealy, was appointed to a consul
ship. Did Quay offer this man an appoint
ment if he would get him the letters, and
did our President, who is SO greatly opposed
TO bribery that he won't invite Col. Dudley
to the white house, fall in with this little
scheme2
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NDEX TO new ADVERTISEMENTS

MEETINGs-Oglethorpe Lodge No. /, |. o. O..
T.; The German. American Mutual Loan and
Building Association; Confederate Veterans
Association; Savannah Lodge No. 1853, K Of II.
Excelsior Lodge No. s, X. P.
SPECIAL NoTrcEs-On Deck, D. B. Lester; AS
to Bills gainst the Danish Bark Bertha; Disso-
luton Of l. Dasher 8; Co; Dissolution, Dixon &
Murphy; Pixies Frosted Cream; A Card Dennis
J. Murphy; Huyler'5 Corrections at Buffers.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULE-Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
MISUNDERSTANDING of July Races at Tybee.
WE'LL IT DID RAIN-LaFar.
EDUCATIONAL Wesleyan Female College,
Macon, Ca; st. Johns Military School, Manlius,
N. Y; Kenmore U. II. School. Amherst Court
House. Va; The Ogethorpe Seminary, savan-
nah, Ga.
AUCTION observation-disclosures Sale OF
Steamboat Maggie Bell for Partition, Thorough
bred Bull, Splendid Renting Property, More
Lots on Tybee Island by LaRoche & McLaugh-
lin; Horses and Mules, by r. II. Tatem
LEGAL NoTIcE-Appcation TO Sell.
DAVIS BROS PIANO CLUB No. The Forty
Eighth Name.
RAILROAD ScHEpUIE-Savannah, Florida and
Western Railway.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Found; Personal; Miscellaneous.
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