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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

Mr.. Sugar N. Sand (grocer): 'Teas?
Yes ma'am. What kind do you prefer,
black or green?" Mrs. Stanford Hoyle:
the most stylish now"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08
"Where have you been all

Mrs Haicede: "Where have you been all
evening, Silas?''
Mr.. Haicede: SHOWN to the grocery, lis
MIN at drummer tellin' Stories
Mrs. Haicede: ''Ten anything funny, did
he:"
funny er not never heard none of 'em
beforen
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

Physician: "You see your son Is feverish,
madame. Notice the coating on his tongue"
Mrs. Anxious: 81 don't see any coating on
his tongue; but see an ulster in his throat
and his pants are dreadful short"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

bins Electric Soap, and cannot accept the
experience of millions who use it, after the
a years it has been on the market, one trial
will convince you. Ask your grocer forfit.
Take NO imitation.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

Cha rming wife: "Charly, why do you
bring home all sorts of political papers"
Clever husband: because l want to know
it all and read both sides" Charming wife:
.'Well am sure when read both sides l
don't know anything"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

Ocular demonstration.-She: ''You were
not so dissipated before We were married"
He: 'Indeei 1 was, my dear, but when
anybody told you so, then, you wouldn't be-
heve it."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

Great Publisher Cooking over a manus-
cript): "Your language is not as flowing as
formerly" Great author alphabetically
81 wrote that on typewriter"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08
Faster Than a Mile a Minute.

The Wabash cannon ball" train claims to
have travelled eighty-seven miles in seventy
six minutes between Moberly and Warrenton,
Saturday. The train was delayed two hours
at Moberly and had orders to reach st. Louis
on time. which it did.
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100
Noses
ONeNSM

The Chief Reason for the great success Of
HOODS Sassaparilla = found in the fact that
Merit Wins. It is the best blood purifier and
ectually accomplishes all that IL claimed for It.
Prepared only ~ C. ]. Hood & Co. Lowell. Mass.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

me Yesterday that he wants to GET a TYNE
writer. What is the best kind, do you
Think" Semperton Gmmersed in stock
quotations: 81 like 'em about "a, with dark
hlue evesO
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

"You greet that lady with great defer
ence, Maude. Who is she?" She? Why,
she is Mrs. Foolscap. She is literary"
"What has she written?'' 'fOh, she has
Just had a story rejected by the Atlantic"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

81 have an account of big land slide"
eaid the new reporter. ''What head shall
put it under?" "Put it under the Real Es-
tate Transfers. replied the snake editor.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O., Props.
OF Halls Catarrh Cure, offer 500 reward for
any case Of catarrh that cannot be cured BY
timonials, free. Sold by Druggists, TIC.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

Beggar: 'Please give me dime. Do
not Judge me by present appearances, but
remember, once did business with Jay
Gould" Citizen: 81 believe you, my man,
believe you. Here's q dollar"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

81 say, jenkins, can you tell a young
chicken from an old one?'' "Of course
can" ''WelI, how:'' 'sBy the teeth"
Chickens don't have teeth" ''No, but
have"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

AA1r Soy fellen let's play COP
Tumu be cop and try to arrest us for fight
mg." Tom; Gan night. Where's place
eof me to hide till the fghtin's over?'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

Write C.. COnklin, X. C. No., Agent
Vandalia line for cheap tickets east.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

Dr.. Pierce's Pellets, or Anti bilious Gran
ules; in walls, % cents; one dose. Druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

Oregon, the Paradise of Farmers.
Mild equabe climate cera and abundant crops. Best
u grain. grass and stock country in the world Full In
9 ,tion free. Adore the Oregon immigration Board
|. rrland, Oregon.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

We grow wise as we grow older, but it is
by forgetting what We thought We knew.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

Sherifrs Sale
Smoke the Sheriff Sale Sesar straight l0c Havana Be-
rar fnr Sc.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08

OeASA PSASAAo6SSs
Holton Recorder: If the travelling
correspondent of certain daily paper
should come to this city, We think he
would make at least one exception to all
the towns in Kansas being ''dead." The
finest church in Northwestern Kansas
is just completed; two large brick bust
ness blocks in course Of erection, large
hotel and another brick block to be
commenced in few days, besides nu-
merous residences going up, would give
the impression Of very lively corpse.
Kinsley Mercury: A travelling the
atrical troupe gave an exhibition in this
city. the most intensely realistic scene
OF which was enacted by the musicians
OF the company, at the court house, by
special request of his honor, Judge
Strang. The band had been PLAYING
up and down the principal business
streets. to advertise their show, and
learning that district court was in ses-
sion, concluded to march BY the court
house for the benefit of the crowd as
sembled there. The noise was too much
for the court-in fact, nothing could be
done while the music lasted. A little of
that sort of business goes long way
with Judge Strang and he put short
stop to it by sending the sheriff down
and arresting the outfit. The members
of the band objected to such summary
proceedings, but as there was no other
way out Of their trouble, and as the
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-08
The QUESTION

would be: Procure a bottle Of Perry
Davis Pain-Killer, and use it according
to directions. 1t cures like magic. In
such cases what a happiness to have at
hand an instant relief such as
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

from year to year what they may
study each month and year, but prin-
ciples, facts and the most important
things for them to know, must be
brought repeatedly before them by
reviews and examinations at regular
intervals.
There are some things that have to
be learned arbitrarily by all, such as
the letters of the alphabet, the spell
ing of words, and their definitions,
scientific terms and definitions. These
have to be memorized absolutely. but
the repetition of them will soon make
us as familiar with them as we are
with the faces Of our households.
Words can be learned as easily as
faces and children can learn words
and can pick these words out of a
book as promptly as they can familiar
faces among number of strange
persons. Hence, the Importance of
having little children to devote much
time to the study of spelling so that
they may quickly recognize correct
forms in reading and writing the Ian
guage
But remember that nothing can be
accomplished in study or teaching
without hard work There is no royal
road to learning All have to travel
the same rugged path, and only the
diligent reach the goal. The consol-
ing part yet is, that we only have to
do little at time. Just here, the
teachers are cautioned that when
they look over the proposed schedule,
to remember that they have only to
teach parts of it from year to year
Their classes and grades each year
may only take up a small portion of
what is proposed to be taught in the
seven years course. Let them not be
alarmed at the greatness of the work
before them and the seeming difficult
ties in the way of accomplishing it.
Little by little, and day by day, and
the work will be done. 1t will be
hard work in the start, but by perse-
verance, care and watchfulness, it
will grow easier, the pupils will be-
come interested, their progress will
be noted, absenteeism will greatly di
minish, the character of the school
will be improved, the patrons will be-
come interested and the school officers
will feel encouraged to help along in
the work.
Remember, teachers, while you are
at work, that it is not the number of
books that one studies or the length
of time that he goes to school, that
constitutes him learned, but the
amount of knowledge that he can
make available 1t is the food di-
gested and assimilated that adds to
the growth of the body, and not the
amount taken into the stomach.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27
This Will Interest the Ladies.

The female readers of the REGISTER
will no doubt peruse with great in
terest the following description of the
trousseau of Miss Anita Mccormick,
the beautiful and wealthy young lady
who married Mr.. Emmons Blaine this
week:
Lace is Miss McComick's special lux
ury, and this she has spent thousands
upon. so that every piece is covered
with cascades of the most exquisite
webs from all parts of Europe where
lace is made. She has a fancy for
white underclothes, too, and nearly
every garment is of the snowiest null
or silk, the only color being from the
narrow ribbons run through the laces,
and in many instances the ribbons are
white also. Her bridal garments are
of white India silk, trimmed with the
most beautiful Irish point, and this
same point trims one of the few tinted
sets in the trousseau, one of pale lem
on color, which also includes a silk
petticoat and satin corset.
The bridal stockings are of white
silk, embroidered in silver thread, and
there are other pairs Of white stock
ings, embroidered with gold and diff
ferent colors This is a new fashion,
introduced by Miss Mccormick, who
likes white stockings as well as white
underclothes, and sent directions
with her order to Paris that instead
of sending stockings Of a color TO
match each costume they should be
white, embroidered with silks the
shade of the dress. In conjunction
with this liking for white Miss McCor-
mick has fondness for the perfume
of lilies, and special sachets for the
pertaining of her garments have been
sent from Holland, the only place
where the perfumers have learned to
impart the odor of the lily to sachet
powder. The powder is enclosed in
white satin bags, edged with lace and
embroidered with her monogram, and
there are three dozen of them for her
different trunks and boxes. Her opera
cloak for this winter is heavy white
silk embroidered with gold and lined
from top to toe with the long, silken
hair of the Persian lamb.
Miss Mccormick spends something
like six or eight thousand year on
clothes, and is said to be the best
dressed woman in Chicago. She goes
over to Paris once year. is measured
for every thing freshly, and then
Throughout the twelvemonth orders as
she needs from those measures.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27
Grove Bros,
HAGERSTOWN.

We take pleasure in informing you
that our new line of Fall and Winter
Woolens have arrived.
Every piece is new and selected
with the utmost care, to suit our rap
idly increasing trade.
The services of Mr.. Robert Ellis,
for twelve years with Hartman, Bash
d Co., of Baltimore, have been Sc
cured, and we are prepared to get up
as good work as the fine city tailors
for one-third less money.
Dress Suits are specialties with US.
We do not hesitate to pronounce
our Fall Exhibit the most graceful
and elegant ever placed before the
people of Hagerstown. Our line Of
novelties Is exceedingly tempting.
The Neckwear Department is full.
All the new colOrings and shapes al
ways on hand just as they come out.
Resp'y, &C.,
GROVE BROS,
Tailors and Furnishers,
Hagerstown, Nd.
Orders by mail solicited.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27
Her Health Was Ruined.
HER LIFE WAS ONE OF PAIN, BUT SHE
Is NOW WELL.

Mrs. Alexander Vaughn, wife of
one of the most prominent and eX-
tensively known merchants of Pres
colt, Ark, writes the following letter
under date of April %, 1885,
Il owe the preservation Of my life
under Providence TO Swift's Specific
(S. S. s. For four years my health
was wrecked, ruined-my life, Of con-
slant pain and misery and torture.
Food soured on my stomach, and
what i ate to day | would vomit to-
morrow. only sleep at night was bro
ken with the most horrible visions in
dreams, so much so, that | could not
bear to be left alone: chronic diar-
rhGa, painful cough that threatened
me with consumption; my feet and
ankles were twisted out of all proper
ton, and my limbs swelled more or
less. | could not walk except on a
level floor, and then with difficulty,
and for a while could not get in or
out of bed without assistance,
The pressure of a finger on my body
would leave its impression, and in
short | thought | had dropsy, in ad-
dition to my other Affections.
1.-Two doctors treated me faithfully
during these four years but did me no
good-the medicines they gave me
were as useless as stagnant water My
friends thought ! would die. suffering
as was with such a combination of
diseases.
In 1887 discontinued the use of the
medicines | had been heretofore tax
ing and began to take Swift's Spe-
cific Is. s. s. Five bottles of this
truly wonderful medicine was what
worked the miracle of my complete
and permanent recovery"
Treatise on blood and skin disease
mailed free,
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO,
Atlanta, Ga.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27
Excursion to Washin gton.

The Triennial Conclave OF the
Knights Templar will be held In
Washington, ID. c., October Sth to 18th,
1889. and will be the largest gathering
of its kind every held in this country.
Excursion tickets will be sold to
Washington from all stations on the
Baltimore & Ohio railroad for all trains
October 9Th. 9th, 18th aud Sth, at rate
of one fare for the round trip, valid
for the return journey until October
21st, inclusive.
October is one of the pleasantest
months in the year TO visit Washing
ton and inspect the magnificent pub
lie buildings, museums and monu-
ments.
During the period of the conclave
popular excursions will run by the b.
& o. from Washington TO Gettysburg,
Harper's Ferry, Luray Caverns and
other points of interest
Passengers are landed in Washing
ton at the B. & o. station, one block
from the capital. Guide books TO Wash
ington will be furnished upon applica-
ton. by all B.& o. Agents.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27
DIED..

At the residence of Mr.. John Q.
Fleming in Charlestown, on Saturday
morning, September IA, 1899, FRANK
HUNTINGTON, son of Mrs Gertrude ID.
and f. X. Seymour, aged 6 months.
In Charlestown, September IA, 1889,
departed from this world to join the
angels above, JOHN DANIEL NELSON,
infant son of WIN. II. and Anna f.
Anderson, aged Smonths and % days.
In Berkeley county, September 16,
1889, Mrs. ELIZABETH SHERRER, aged
Sc years, 10 months and days, be-
loved wife of Joseph Sherrer.
AT his residence near Rest, Va,
September 10, 1889, Mr.. EPHRAIM
HAYSLETT, aged rs years.
At her home in Berkeley county,
September II, 1889, Mrs. CATHARINE
WOOD, aged 76 years.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

GEN. MARTIN T. MCMAHON. of New
York, a Grand Army man, one of the
board of governors of the Soldiers
Home, and who has given close study
to pension matters, declares it to be
his deliberate conviction that the pen
sion legislation suggested at the last
encampment ,of the Grand Army at
Milwaukee will, if enacted into laws,
cost the people of the United States
as much as did the war itself. He
says that it is time the thoughtful,
patriotic men of the Grand Army
should protest.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
NJ. e. CHURCH SOUTH.

NJ. f.. CHURCH SOUTH.
REV. ]. X. VAN HORNE, Pastor.
SnepherdstOwn 1890 a. IN. and 30 pm, Mar
vim Chapel 3.3O p. IN.
LUTHERAN CHURCH.
REV. ID. NJ. MoSER, Pastor.
Unionville 1890 a. m, Shepherdstown 100
p. III.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
REV. CHARLES GHISELIN, Pastor.
Shepherdstown 1879 a. m, Kearneysvlle
p. m.
REFORMED CHU RICH.
No Pastor.
NJ. f.. CHURCH.
REV. II. g. MCDANIEL. PASTOR.
Sharpsburg 1000 a. m. and 600 p. IN.
EPISCOPAL CHURCH.
REV. l.. Il. MASON, RECTOR.
Shepherdstown at Hoo "a. IN. and 100 T. m.
CATHOLIC CHURCH.
Services fifth sunday OF every month by
Rev. Father Wilson, at IL Il. m.
Y. VI. &. a.
Services at their Room every sunday after
noon at $50.
/. o. o. +.
Caledonia Lodge, No. /, meets every Thurs
day evening at p. IN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

THE Washington Sunday Gazette
complains bitterly TO the effect that
for months past President Harrison
has been under the wing of Wall
street, through the Vaccinations of
Elkins, Davis, Window Il Co., and
says that this wonderful combination
seems to have captured the pale face,
completely. Every evening for
months past he has dined with Steve
of Steve dined with him. And the
latter to-day is apparently as much
under the influence of the doughty
Steve and his co-workers as can well
be imagined. At least that is what
the Stalwarts believe, as a majority
OF the G. A. r."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27
Is CONSUMPTION IncurabIe2

Read the following: Mr.. G. II. Morris. New
ark. Ark, says: "Was down with Abscess OF
Lungs and friends and physicians pro-
nounced me an lncurable Consumptive.
Regap taking DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, am now on my third bottle,
and able to oversee the york on my farm
II is the finest medicine ever madeY
Jesse Middlewart. Decatur, Ohio, says.
cry for Consumption / would have died OF
Lung Troubles. Was given up by doctors
Am now in best ofhealth." Tryit sample
bottles free at j. q. Gibson's Drug Store.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27
UNDERWEAR.

1 have the largest stock that has
ever been brought to town. Mems
Undershirts, %, 35, 40, 40, 30, 20,
rs to 100 each. Canton Flannel
Drawers, %, 80, 40 and SOC per pair.
Ladies' Vests, 25, 80, 80, 40, As, Al
to CSC each. Children's Undershirts,
25c.
Comforts 70, %, LOO, 1.25 and
L50. Blankets SO, 81, 100, 1.25.
1.50 to 400.
Mems Sox from 90 to CSC. Ladies'
Hose from 7c to 40c. Children's Hose
from DC to lie.
just received another lot of all
kinds OF Tlnware as cheap as ever.
Call and see my 43c mems Under
shirt. 1t is the best bargain that was
ever brought to town,
j. ID. BILLMYER.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27
BOOTS and SHOES.

Boys Boots, 1.60. Mems Boots,
1.97, $50 and 3.25. Coarse Shoes
for men, LIZ, 1.20 and l.25. Fine
Shoes for men, 1.33, 1,50, 1.75, 200,
2.25 to 1928.
Women's Working Shoes, 69c, LIP,
1.25 and lao. Ladies Fine Shoes,
1.50, 200, 225 and $50. Infants
Shoes, AZ and SO. Children's Shoes,
95, 1.20 and lbs.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27
MARRIED..

At Harper's Ferry, September 16,
1889, by Rev. G. q. Isaac, Mr.. CHARLES
COOPER and Miss IDA MONDAY.
AT Harper's Ferry, September Z,
1889, by Rev. G. o. Isaac, Mr.. THOs. f.
RoDRICK and Mrs ANNIE MANUEL.
September IS, 1899, by Rev. j. r.
Ridenour, Mr.. AUGUST w. BLAME and
Miss MAGGIE H. FURLoNG, both of
Martinsburg.
September IS, 1889, by Rev. J. a.
Hoffheins, Mr.. JOSEPH w. WELTY
and Miss MARY w. QuIRK, both of
harrisburg.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

THE President is experiencing a
great deal of trouble in getting a
Commissioner of Pensions to fill Tan
ner's place The trouble is, he wants
one who can run the Office in sensi
BILE, business-like way, and at the
same time please the Ct. y. r. and the
vast army of present and prospective
pensioners This, of course, is an
utter impossibility. No man living
can satisfy the q. a. r. and at the
same time prevent government bank
ruptcy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

THE colored Baptists of the country
want the government to appropriate
500. 900, 900 to move the negroes from
the Southern to the Western States.
a few more modest requests like this
would certainly do much to diminish
the surplus.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

SENATOR KENNA says: president
HarriSons administration will be ac-
cepted and judged by that of Grover
Cleveland BY that standard of
comparison the Democratic party has
every reason to feel proud. 1t can
stand by it with every promise ofsuc-
cess in the campaign of % against
any man whom the Republicans may
nominate
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

GEN. GOFF is still in the field not
withstanding the fact that the contest
committee decides against him. He
said in an interview in Washington
the other day that he would be the
chief executive of his State.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

A NEW Democratic paper is TO start
at Parkersburg, with o. 5. Mckinney,
of Marion county, as editor. 1t Is
needed at Parkersburg.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

By the way, what has become OF
Baby McKeef He hasn't been heard
from for several days.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

THERE have probably been more
equinoxes this year than at any other
time since the flood.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

Miss Mary Tucker Magill, the au-
thoress and lecturer, is in Baltimore
to undergo fifth operation for cata-
ract of the eyes.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

\ FEW days ago Judge Okey John
son fined a Preston county lawyer
$50 for contempt of court, in that he
made "a wilful mis-statement TO the
court to obtain an advantage for his
client. This is something new in le-
gal affairs, surely.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

GENERAL GoFF has refused the
Pension Commissionership aud sever
al other places before they have been
offered TO him.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

As we buy our winters coal how
pleasant to think that some one Is be
ing protected at the rate of %
cents ton.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

\ CHICAGO preacher has made him
self solid with his congregation by
announcing that there is no devil.
But. then, we'd like to know what 5
the matter with Chicago?
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

THERE is a man in Philadelphia
who has two mouths. He must
surely be related to Foraker
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

Irs good thing elections come
only every other year in West Nir-
ginia. Otherwise there wouldn't be
time enough TO count the vote.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

THOSE three eminent boodlers,
Messrs Quay, Clarkson and Dudley,
assisted by Postmaster General
Wanamaker, have undertaken 70
raise a big sum of money to help Boss
Malone in Virginia.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-09-27

THERE was a hearty reunion of the
Blue and the Gray at Chattanooga
last Friday, and the veterans OF both
armies mingled with each other in
perfect fellowship.