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Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10
STRAYED

Strayed: From the Pullman creamery
one gray horse, four years old, branded d
OH the right hip; one white mare about
eight years old, branded with heart and
pincers on right side and anchor and P.
combined on left side. Reward og $500
will be paid on their return to
37tf w, f. WALLACE
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10
MONEY TO LOAN.

1 have unlimited capital to loan at a
low rate of interest in sums to suit bor-
rowers on corresponding time on first
mortgage in Whitman county, Wash
ington territory, Latah and Nez Perez
counties, Idaho. Borrowers will do we'll
to call upon or address me at Pullman,
W. 7. (2tf) W. NJ. CHAMBERS.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10
A NEW DEPARTURE

If you want to paper your house it
will be to your interest to call and ex-
anime the new stock of wallpaper and
trimmings at Fariss Bros store. They
have just put in large stock. and can
suit you in patterns and prices. 29tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10

The executive committee of the
Washington Press association has called
a meeting for Wednesday, August IA,
1889. The meeting viii hold from We'd
nesday to Thursday, and dnring that
time members of the ASSOCIATION, and
their wives, will be entertained free of
expense.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10
EOIIND

About May LIST, saddle and two bri-
dies. Owner can have them by proving
property and paying charges.
JOHN SQUIREs, Marshal
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10
THERE'S MONEY IN TT.

We can sell you the best paying bust
ness in Whitman county. 1t will stand
investigation. Failing health compels
the present proprietor to sell.
PHILLIPS & NELL.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10

METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.-ser-
vices on first and third Sabbaths of each
month at IL a. IL. and 8 p. IN. VIM. r.
PHELPS, pastor.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10
The Fact of 1t Is,

we have about everything you want. If
you don't see what you want, ask for it.
Don't fail TO come and see us anyhow,
and you'll find it pays to trade with
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10
Spring & Summer Underwear

for gentlemen or ladGea, Gents Hats,
ste, cheaper than anything" and of
splendid value. See them.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10

CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.-Services on
second and fourth Sabbaths of each month at
IL a. IN. and p. m. Sunday-school each Sab
bath at 10 a. m. Prayer-meeting every We'd
nesday evening at 8. Young Peoples meeting
every Monday evening at 8. Communion ser
vice second Sabbath in January. March, May.
July, September and November. E. c. W.
HILL, pastor.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10

WAWAWAI FRUIT.
Apples and peaches cheap for cash at
BURGESS, Wawawai, Wash. 38w5
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10
Dress Goods
in all patterns, from1 80 per yard
Watches and Chains,

in gold and silver, Silverware, Pocket &
Table Cutlery, Razors, etc, of the best
makes and in great variety.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10
@ POcerieS .

Staple and Fancy, complete line at the
most reasonable prices. "Snowfake"
brand of Spokane Flour-the best ever
sold in any market, always on hand.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10
OUR HARDW'RE

stock is complete in Shelf and Heavy
Goods, Gardening Tools, etc. We have,
also, Glass, Wooden and Queens
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10

The city council is now awake to
the Importance of providing some kind
of protection against fire. At their
meeting last Wednesday evening a
proposition was submitted to them
whereby the city can have water at a
cost of the interest on about $4,000 a
year for three years. A committee was
appointed to investigate the matter and
report at the next meeting, and an
ordinance authorizing the formation of a
hook & ladder company was passed; 1t
is now in order for a meeting to be
called to organize fire company. There
should be no unnecessary delay in this
matter.
j. G. Fullerton, "the irresistible"
in former times one of Pullman's favorite
sons but now dashing citizen of Colfax,
and representing the well-known agri-
cultural implement firm of Staver &
Walker, at that place. five feet eleven
inches high, quite prepossessing, of un-
certain age but with all Every taking
in company with Mrs. Wann, milliner
of the same city, HE'D himself away to
the village of jamestown, Idaho, where
the mystic words were spoken that
blend together, for veal or woe, the fu-
ture interests of this worthy pair. In
other words, J. G. has become bene-
dict. The HERALD extends the right
hand of fellowship with wishes for an
abundance of future bliss.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1889-08-10

Attest: THOMAS NELL, Clerk.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31
1:35 n ID.
chall1e.
EASTERN DIVISION.

LEAVE ROANOKE
III. Daily; FIR Eyncnl'W &, Pc.
tersburs, Richmond. via
Petersburg and L. & p. Il
r, and via Bqrscvilie
and r. & O. r. T., Nor
folk and Intermediate
points; connects "a
Lynchburg with :. u. Il
Il. forWashington and the
east. leaving LyuchauTg
1880 p III daily arrives
Norfolk 6.t5 p III connect
ing with steamer tues TO
Baltimore and Sew York
!, LII. Daily; for LyneIburg and
intermediate stations.
LII. Daily; arrives i.vuchbUrg
200 a m connecting with
V. III. Il. r. for all points
north, arriving We>hi1g-
ton 1000 a N; arrives re
tersburg 500 a III: arrive
Richmond. via H. & T. Il
r.. 7:r2 a II; arrives Nor
folk 3 40 ! III:
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31

Ticket agents will furnish I'll in:or
nation and through schedules upon
application to
o. HOWARD ROVER.
G. p. & II. Agent, Roanoke. Va.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31

James s. Simmons s. Co., real estate
agents, have placed the property OF the
Inrleside Land company on the market
at $3.50 per lot, on terms DISCS cash and
$40 per month. These lots are unsur-
passed for beauty of location, and all
parties wishing a desirable site for q
home should call at once at the office OF
JAS. S. SIMMONS Il Co.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31
PRAT''P'S
A 7 RAJ
OIL.

La presenting pratt's Astral Oil
to your notice, we offer the best
Burning and Illuminating Oil ever
put on the market. The perfection
reached in its manufacture is the
result of the very best methods, I'M
RENTING care in its distillation, EN-
ployment of the highest mechanical
skill, and the closest attention to
every detail. The oil is
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31

Plaster your house with Marble
Rock lime. best on the market. Ifyou
don't believe it. call on Garner u Co.,
sole agents. Remember they are the
cheapest sash, door aud blind mauutac-
turers in the city. Satisfaction guaran-
tesd
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31
TAKE NOTICE.

will positively warrant those who
owe me if they do not come forward
and settle without delay, either by
note or paying cash.
w. p. CAMP,
Ellington's store, Norfolk avenue
near Nelson street. dec15-tf.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31

Cripple Creek ENtenFlon--' t.-Ns-
Pulaski 700 III. Daily except sun
day, and 300 p M Daily, arrive lvtn.
hoe $50 III and $50 p IA. Returning
leave Iyanhoe $3.50 Il III. Daily except
Sunday, and $50 p III. Daily; arrive
Pulaski HOO III and 900 p II.
All enquiries rs TO rates, routes, etc
promptly answered:
" y. BEgTJI4
Genl Pass. and Ticket A@@pt
CHAs. 6. EDDY, vice-president.
General Offices Roanoke.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31
SHENANDOAH vAIi.EY Rail
~ RCAB
S. f. Tyler Receiver.
Schedule in 'Efccl November q 1879

ARRIVE AT ROANOKE.
500 p. m. Daily-Mcmphis Express,
from Hagerstown aud the
north. Through Pullman
sleeping ears from New
York and Philadelphia TO
Chattanooga and Mem
phis via Harrisburg, Ha-
gerstown and Roanoke.
7.20 a. III. Daily New Orleans eX
press from New York,
Philadelphia and Balti
more, making connection
through to the south.
Carries through Pullman
palace buffet sleeping ear
from Philadelphia to New
Orleans without. change,
via Harrisburg, Hagers-
town, Roanolle, CIeve-
land, Calera, and l.. S \.
X. Il.
LEAVE ROANOKE.
II. O5 Mid Daily-Baltimore express
night. from all points south ar
rive in Washington HIS
IN; Baltimore HIS II IL;
Harrisburg, 40 q i'll;
Philadelphia, 3,l1 p III,
New York. ) 30 p III.
Carries Pullman palace
buffet Sleeping car from
New Orleans 80 l,h,sdri-
phia without change, via
l. u N. aR K, Calera,
Cleveland, Roanoke, tIa-
gerstown AMI Harrisburg.
$50 D. III. Daily-New lorl, and
Philadelphia express,
from Memphis, Chan
tanooga and all
points south. Arrive
Philadelphia go Il m.
New York, 10 u u;
carries Pull IN Palace
buffet sleeping GERS
through to PHILADELPHIA
and New Ior viz kog-
noke. Hacers;owu aud
Harrisburg
Ticket agents will furnish al in:or
nation and through schedules upon
application to 1870,
o. HOWARD ROVER.
G. p. & II. Agent, Roanoke. Va.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31
V ALLER
? OC A Il IN TAS
huff 4 cos
COAL.

\ good palatable supper prepared
on Il stove heated by the same means.
After supper rs pleasant chit chat as
YOU entertained him with before
marriage,-spiced by handing him the
ROANOKE "DAILYTIMES
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31
LITTLE LOCALS.
Interesting Items Too Short Ter Ser-
0rnte Heads,

Interesting Items Too short Ter sep
arate Heads.
Manager G. w. Beckner has Just
had the opera house newly cleaned
and the walls kalsomined, and Its
appearance is very much improved.
Hats, caps and umrellas at L.
oDetz's, q Salem-avenue. novl4t
The dummy line between this city
and Vinton is very popular, the travel
on Sunday being especially large.
Gents stiff and felt has just
received at Z. Goetz's, Fl Salem
avenue. noFif
The case of Frank Delaney, charged
with assaulting w. A. Bernard, was
called in the mayors court yesterday
Owing to the absence of lmportant
witnesses it was postponed untF
today.
-Children's aud infants shoes verN
cheap at f. Goetz's, 81 Salem av"nne.
novl4-t
Jake Baltimore was before Mayor
Carr yesterday on the charge of steal
ing coal from Mr.. Hawkins, of the
Third ward, but after due inquiry and
consideration the ease was dismissed.
The Norfolk & Western railroad
company has built Il side-t int
the coal yard of Mr.. Il. X. Rice ou
Railroad avenue.
Boys and children hats at =
Goetz's, 81 Salem-avenue. ncvl4-t
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31

Hughes s. Camp have removed to
their new quarters, No. 1853 Salem
avenue, opposite the office of the
Roanoke Loan, and Trnst company
where they have g full line OF buggies
and harness and, would be.glad to see
their old friends and customers and
the PUBLIC generally. dsyl1-tf
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31
NORFOLK X " ssE e.
~ ROAD.
Schedule in effect Nov. ., ls5a.
WESTERN DIVISION.

LEAVE ROANOKE.
900 IL. Daily; arrive Bristol go
pm Stops ~ I'll! so
tons, connecting III Rite
ford with trains on NeW
River Branch; arriylnErc-
cahontas III 2;41p m
$50 III. Daily, arrives Bristol li.0
pm, connecting with T..
T., V. & G. r. Il tor all
points south aud west:
has Pullman Palace Sleep
er. Roanoke 10 New Or
leans, via Calera and HoS-
nole to Memphis without
change.
1876 a ID. Daily, arrive Radiord $50
III, connecting with New
River Branch. arrives Fc-
cahontas 2:40 l m, arrives
Bristol l. ID I'D, connects
with +. T., Y, Il q. 4. Il
for all points south and
west; has Pullman ia!ac,
Sleeper from Roanoke 20
New Orleans without
al onCra
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1889-12-31

NOTICE.-Notice is hereby given
N that the undersigned has lost Ger
tificate No. 70 for % shares of the cap
ital stock of the Roanoke Land and
Improvement Company, issued to
Francis S. Stout, and dated the 18th of
November, 1852, ind that the under
signed is about to make application
for a new certificate for 25 shares of
the capital stock OF the Roanoke Land
and Improvement Company in lieu
thereof. FRANCIS A. STOUT,
IS Wall street,
ncs7eawgw wed New Ycrk Chys
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10

ATHLETIc.-At meeting OF the
Board OF Directors of the Capital
Athletic Association it was decided
to purchase a piece of land and
erect suitable building for gym
nastic exercises, and where the DIFF
forent clubs OF Carson could meet
and train and generally enjoy them
selves. The building will have
a reading loom, ard on the grounds
there will be laid out a walking
courss, lawn tennis courts, base
bail ground, bicycle track and the
like. 1t is also proposed to admit
ladies' to the club, and in every way
make the Association a valuable
to the tewn IN the way
OF q pleasant place of resort and
amusement.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10

Mat. McCabe, OF New Brunswick
H., offers TO pay five dollars TO any
person troubled with bloody fux,
who vii. take Chamherlain's Collie
Cholera and D.arrhoea Remedy ac-
cordiEg to directions and does not
get we'll in the shortest possible
time. One half OF % cent bottle
OF this remedy cured him OF bloody
flux, alter lie tried other medicines
and tile prescriptions OF physicians
wiihout benefit. Mr.. McC2be is
perfectly safe in making this offer,
rs more than thousand bottles of
this remedy ere sold each day and
it has never been known to fail in
any case OF collie, cholera morbus,
dysentery, diarrhosa or bloody flux,
when the plain priRted directions
were followed. For sale by CT. C.
Thaxter.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10
NJ OnbaFS.

On Tuesday evening next at the
Carson Theatre, the celebrated ro-
mantle actor, Robert Mantell, will
produce D'Ennery's great heroic
drama "Monbars" for the first time
in this city. OF Maatell's perform
ance the Chicago Inter Ocean says !:
Ar. Robert Mantell appeared at
the Grand Opera House last night
in the play newly adapted from
d Emery by LOUIS Nathal, and en-
titled "Monbars." There vas q
very large and remarkably enthusi-
astic audience. Mantell's perform
ance, consideration OF which we
defer, was one Of the most effect
i've, in virility, in vividness of por-
traiture, IN artistic quality, and in
its comprehensive intelligence, We
have Witnessed in several seasons.
The play has several very striking
situations; that at the close of the
third act, and the real denouement
Of the last act being especially
strong. Mr. Mantell met These SUI
perbly, and well deserved the four
recalls after the third act. This
performance leaves no doubt as to
MIR. Mantells great ability as an
actor OF strong, passionate, emo
tlonal character, ard places him in
tie front rank of romantic tragic
actors. We can very heartily en- /
iorse the performance to the pub. {
ic. +
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10

in Jake Young's saloon. and claim
ed that there Was slight tremble
every day. The machine always
shower slight oscillation between
2 and O'Clock, SO Professor Stew
art wrote several articles for the
Enterprise to show taat it was the
heat that made thu earthquake, and
he also showed that when the
thermometer was below 90 there
were no shocks. He kired 8 hall
to give 4 lecture in, Oh the subject.
One day Virginia Chronicle
reporter asked Stewart why he
did not advertise his lecture in the
newspapers. He said he was too
well known ana did not need to.
"The reporter investigated ths
matter himself, ana discovered
that when the gun got too warm
one Of John Piper's hogs would get
under the house to keep cool and oc-
caslona!ly scratch his back against
the uaderpinning. This was what
shock Up the seismograpa between
he hours OF 2 and 3. He waited |
until the day OF the big lecture and
hen turned the story loose.
Il tell you it KNOCKED tie lecture
old, and Stewart began to realize |
hat he should have advertised IN
he Chronicle. He went East soon
fter that and never came back -
Examiner.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10

The United States Mint of San
Francisco is said to be the largest
of the kind in the world. Olcoyich
Bros store is the largest of the
kind in the State. In it you will
find Groceries, Shoes, Dry Goods,
Clothing, Wall paper, etc. The U.
s. Mint o. S. f. makes dimes and
dollars. Olcovich Bros. make GUS
toners happy by low prices and
entire satisfaction as to quality,
Which does the most good? a9
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10
Row Can Parents

allow their children to cough and
STRAIN and cough and calmly say
son! Its only little cold," and
keep giving them cheap and dan
gerous medicines, until they are
down with lung fever or con-
sumption, when they can be so
easily relieved by BEGGS' CHER.
RY COUGH SYRUP? Il has no
hyperion and few equals. w. IL.
Chedic, Druggist.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10

lSsANE.-Hugh Brooks, who kept
store in Carson In '76, was taken
to the Napa Insane Asylum yester-
day from Inyo county, CAL, in
charge OF two deputies. He has
been insane for about eight months
and has lately had desire to shoot
people.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10
Cough! and COugh!. and Cou.a!!

Cough! and COugh!. and Cou.a!s
What in the world is the reas on
you will cough and keep coughing
and still keep trying inferior medi-
cines when BEGGS' CHERRY
COUGH SYRUP will positively re-
Ieve your cough at once? This is
no advertising scheme, but an ac-
tual fact. and we guarantee it. w
Fl. Chedic, Druggist.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10
Advice 10 Mothers.

Mrs. Winslew's Soothing Syrup
should always be used for children
tsething. 1t soothes the Gid, soft
ems the gums, allays the pain, cures
wind colo, and is the best remedy
Tor diarrh@a. Twenty Eve cents a
bottle.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10

SREDs ON FIRE.-Several miles
of snow sheds have been burned
West OF Truckee, and they are still
burning. Theirs will probably be
no mail from the West far several
days, and no Geographic communi-
cation, as the wires are down.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10

Fox SALE: Eight head OF cows
and heiiers of fine breed, also one
Jersey COW with calf. Apply at
this Office or to j. L. Savage, V. &
T. R.R. 22lv
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10

Ophir-4 ~
Mexican } -
Gould 6 Carry S.
Best & Belcher-335
Con. Cal" e Va-7s
Savage 80
Chollar-l %
Potosi-1 10
Hale Is Norcross-2 so
Crown Point-2 80
Belchc.-2 -
kentuek-30c
Alpha-90
ConSdence-5I
Sierra Nevada Is
Utah-S5
Exohequcr-j5
Seq. BSieneT-l 10
0veruan-7O
Union-2J5
Challenge -
Andes-65c
Peer iess-2Jc
Moao-55
Navajo 500
Bodie-S5
North Belle Isle-1 C5
Nevada Queen Oh
Scorpion-t5c
Mt. Diablo-2 20
Silver Hill-4sc
Yellow Jacket 50
Alta-1 81
Baltinore-30c
Commonwealth 20
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-08-10
ALL SORTS.

The weather continues exceeding.
~ warm.
ALI Chartz OF Virginia City, wa,
in town yesterday.
Geo. Cagwin has been appointed
Meter at the Mint.
Go and see the ball games at the
Caiedonian picnic today.
Mss Henrietta Olcovich has de-
parted for the Bay to spend the
Summer.
Margaret Kendall the great Eng
lish actress, Will soon visit the
United States.
James Connolly and VIM. Nc
Donald OF Virginia came down to
this city last evening.
The County Jail contains four
prisoners, who are working for
their board and lodging.
DR.. L. Ct. Winnie can be found at
his Dental Parlors on Telegraph st.
one door west OF Carson.
Ed. Vonderhyde's soda fountain |
blew up the other evening, and in
fiicted several wounds on Ed.
1t is report that Mrs. Marshal
Robinson formerly of this city is at
the Point OF death in Minneapolis.
Pure wines and choice liquors at
Livingston's. French and Califor-
mia Brandies, Domestic and Import
ed Wines. a27tf
Mr.. Humphry Desmond, of
Mound House, departed last week (
for Modesto CAL, where he goes to
visit his sister. II
Losr.-On the Clear Creek road Z
his eide OF Saints Rest, one pair
ieer antlers in the felt. 4Finder I
will be suitably rewarded upon r
easing same at this office.
Major Nike Davis opcnsd his !
lev shine works last evening with !,
grand flourish. When the Pro-
essor shines shoe it is dangerous
0 look at il with the naked eyes.
Mr.. Charles Meder left yesterday ~
aornlsg for Carson Valley in behalf U,
{ the Ormsby County Agricultural r.
association TO make arrangements :,
Or the exhibition of stock at the
oming District Fair. =;
Milk may be canned Just as you es
'ouid can fruit, according to an ex-
hange. Bring the milk to the al
oiiing point and ill your jars to of
le brim with it; then shut air CO
ght. This will keep any length w
time, and DO just as good when ID
pened as when it was put up. ii.
Families not already supplied ca
1ould loose no time in procuring tn
bottle of Chamberlain Collie, so
holera and Diarrhoea Remedy. 70
is the only remedy that can al so
avs be depended upon for bowel fol
'mplaint in ell its forms. % and pr
cents bottles Tor sale by G.. c.
baxter. rol
You had better call and get some ca
Archer Bakers Charcoal Crack q"
s; they are a sure cure for 'dys. 'h'
psla. Parties buying their gro se'
ries of Baker will never be rel
pulled with heart disease, liver
mplaint, indigestion or anything o''
AZ heIps to make life unpleasant. CAV
j23 I'm oei
Mrs. Viola Schmittou, agent for
e Bankers Mutual Relief Asso- .io
Ition OF California, No. 3I5 Cali
MIA St., San Francisco, is in ''
Tn looking altar the interests of
E Association. an car bc found SEX
the Ornsby House for the next the
days. The lady will call upon 'a'
tn ladies and gentlemen, ana ex- the
In the benefit Of This form Of in rec
-ancs against sickness and acct yves
1ts. arc
People in general should know ''0
ats best to do IN case Of a sad w."
attack OF bowel complaint. 1t -''
a well established tact that
'mpt relief may be had in anv
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-12-13
Some Peoples Hard Trials.

A new scheme is proposed by a New
York theatre, whereby people who buy
certain seats will be requested to re-
main in them during the performance.
There are people who can sit two
hours without cocktail and they, by
sitting together. will not be annoyed
by those polite wife heaters who need
rum every hour. This is intended to
be more ironic than comic, for there is
no theatre as yet that has adopted this
plan. but am hoping that they will
do SO some day.
The American custom OF insisting
on every true friend joining you when
you drink may be considered as a relic
of crude civilization, but what do you
think OF asking strangers TO stand up,
both men and women. while you walk
over their feet on your way ont and
over their corpses on your way back
from your drink Bill Nye.