Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-20
Eat AND LgAE.
characteristics 81 Men "Ish "
excess or Lack Of Flesh

tional olfense TO any young LADY VINO
may be enamored OF some sKe'e'o"'
like Young man that as a rule i'.'
men, besides being the most Jolly ana
conyivial of the male species, are ALSO
ant 10 be tho most considerable OF ana
charitable 10 others, Most iat men
ARE ever ready to smile, nay, 70 lansl
heartily. They usually possess happy
natures perhaps because 40 . cl,'ss
they have good appetites ana ENJOY
what they eat. They are more soel.,,
bic than their lean brethren-a Iace
which properly explains why no one
ever heard Of lean meas c1hin-pahe;
After all is said that can oe sara
against them the fact still remains that
seven out of ton fat men make excel
lent husbands.
Most unmarried ladies cherish as
their ideals men who are tall ahd can
not boast OF any unusual amount OF
adipose tissue. They spurh the idea
OF a fat man for lifelong compan-
ion, aud yet many marriages w.lh lat
men and also with men who groT~ rap
idly or gradually stout after marriage
have turned out very we'll.
A lady who has her home on FINN
avenue, widow. whose two husbands
repOse side by side la Greenwood, re-
marked the other day TO the writer
My first husband was OF the brunette
order. tall. angular, sallow-iaced.
saturnine, nervous even 70 irrttablllly
at times. and more or less OF an In
valid during the latter part OF bis lie.
No couple could have furnished a
wider contrast In temperament than
ourselves, am social by nature, fond
OF attending theaters and Of slght-see'
ing, while he was morbid reclusa,
taking no interest whatever la the
worlds gAyetics. | really believe II
no had had little more flesh on his
bones he would have been different.
not 10 say a happier man. Mind yOu ]
1m casting no stones al his cherished
memory. Ny second husband belong,
I'd 10 another genus. lilo was = fest
2 inches In height and weighed goo
pounds He was "a pronounced blonde
and perfect picture 81 health, iie
took an interest in everything, though
not to the detriment OF his business
never had 10 ask him twice 10 "a any
where with mo lie was always eager
10 participate Ia anything where mirth
md good time were promised. Hut
the poor man drank too much cham
DagnC and ato too mNny lnt, sugpgrs
and apoplcXy carried him on
A laIsF la H.. 49,.
what physical style 81 q man shs pro,
'errei replied The oue | have sugts
ne very wolf lie Is neither iat tor
can. According 20 my ideas Of MAJ.
'ultrs physique h3 u just right.
Another lady who was present yDgnn,
cercd the information that her Hu,.
land was too tat for his own comfort
,ud that when be- moved he suggested
% her big piece OF animated lclgv.
IOtng up one flight Of stairs made him
juH like q hre-engiuc. ana hs wna
Always complaining % some pain. ShS
cared that be- had fatty degeneration
y the heart. Il seemed 10 hrr that
lts moral sense hid grown bluntsr a.
~ acquired flesh, aud IN conclusion 4hs
said that she did not have much admit
'atiou for ilabby Tat men.
A popular clergyman. who weighs
'ver 25O. on being asked his yirws r..
,pecting fat men thus replied. with a
merry twinkle Ia his eyc: There nrn
different kinds Of fat men, Thep /.
no little, round. oily, lat man. Their
3 the dtgastrlc iat man who nwe4 hi.
extreme ayotrdupOis 30 begr mud HIGH
wing. OF cOurso I can not approgr
y MIN as lat man, Then there IA
he man who get' nbunrmnlly ht 81.
'aus5 he is lazy and Indalnut. M N,
UGH a man i an Obia Tor c1myg..
ion. But FOR the man who Il berp
md stays fat or the man who got, IN
naturally as he mngurcz have ~
highest respect providing the man m
'taer ways IS worthy
4 lank, OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 49,,
sho Is often seen walking along Nse4.
'aPcr row, was recently asked II Il.
you'd not enjoy life more kcenly II
&c were trille more corpuleut. NO
70 swiftly and disdaiufully an4wcr,l
'cOrpuleucy BELTS aldermen. boodI,r.
nd saloon keepers Though llta-.
rs man, ] never indulge In mnft
'htch TO paraphrasc from Emer.on
making our Western wits mt md
mean lou will find that tho major
W o. intellectual people are not proaa
hough many Of them are what miyht
2 termed plump Point me ont Ton
at men and will point YOU out nInc
tupid mon. Was Apollo conran ana
nctuous' Was the Greek conceptlon
! perfectly nodded body that Of ono
'clghing 500 pounds2 No. Art anJ
'oetry ever have sought TO imort,Iize
nch 1.-the and wilowy forms as thai IN
.enus, such trim, athletic limba NJ
nose Of Diana, such graceful symmetry
! that OF Hebe, Really, would rath.
r be n snail than a fat man :,
Assuming" observed the nnc.'s
ustioner, that as rule those M,
NJ are the most intellectual anJ
ninent in the world. how do Won ny,
cunt for the fact that OF All tbe
'eople who obtain divorces ONLY abon,
are fat De0plc?'
On returned the moot .trnu
llght rs well ask why there are moi ~
many lat people In the world as lcan
am not married, but il / ever do tai,a
wife you may rest assured that M
,ill not be n woman OF such dimon.
IONS as to attract offers from di,n,
museum managers '"'o
Ihen the long-haired yotarv of a.,
1use pursued hig funnff,,I ,, 80