The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1889-06-06
The hairpill is a wonderful instru

They use it to pick their teeth, but
ton shoes, clean finger nails, punch
bed bugs out of cracks, fasten up
stray bangs, clean out the stem of
their husbands pipe, run into cakes
to see if they are baked sufficiently,
and about one million other things
the poor deluded men know nothing
of, and they do it all with the same
hairpin, too.-EI.
Now is the time to purify the blood
Leach & Lambs Compound Sarsaparlla
will do the work every time 38tf
Gold Rings made all sizes. We do
our own gold soldering.
If WEIsKoPF BROS.
The story goes that President
Harrison and Secretary of the Int
rlor Noble were once suitors for the
affections of Miss Caroline Scott, the
present lady of the White House.
The former was successful, and ap-
preciating his good fortune he de,
termined, when the opportunity was
presented, to do, something hand
some for his disappointed rival. Mr..
Harrison is not a great reformer, but
he IS generous and hearted
man.
Would you like to own a good gold
watch? Join the Watch Club being formed
by R. O. Gottfredsen. 81 week will get
it. soft
In custom work Louis Eichleman, the
cutter, takes the lead. He is always to be
found at Eichleman & Sons clothing store
4tf
Senator Edmunds, in an article in
the June Forum on "Corrupt Politi-
cal Methods estimates that $5,ooo,-
900 were spent during the last cam
paign, and much of it for illegal and
immoral purposes. After analyzlng
the causes of the low state of politi-
cal morals that permitted this, he
prescribes, among other corrective
influences that are needed, better
registration laws the secrecy of the
ballot, restriction of immigration and
naturalization, and the publication of
campaign expenses.
| We are agents for the Electro Magnetic
Spectacles and Eye Glasses. Eyes carefully
| tested with the Optometer
| Att WEIsKOPF Bros
Prices in overcoats, mittens and gloves
and underwear are being slaughtered at
Eichelman & Sons Don't let this chance
escape you. 37tf
Thus Sam Jones to an Atlanta
audience on his return from Califor-
MIA; "The people in California will
gamble on anything-they will bet
on anything from a cigarette to
wheat field Even the ladies bet
They will bet their diamonds on
horse race and their seal-skin sac
ques on a dog fight, and pay them
too if they lose. The people Of
San Francisco don't believe in
hell" continued Mr.. Jones, "but
they have got more of it than any
other people | ever saw
-Grosch Bros. have received large
line of new goods which they will make up
into stylish suits and guarantee satisfaction.
Give them trial 48tf
DR.. Evans, of Racine, will be in Kenu-
sha every Wednesday until farther notice.
Orders left at Starkweather's drug store. tt
King & Franklin's new Colossal
Shows and Wild West. A mighty
congress of world-famous features
A splendid amusement organization,
known throughout the length and
breadth of the land. To speak of
its rare merits is useless task Suf-
flee it to say that while this year it is
more than double it's former vastness
in all departments, the price of ad-
mission is reduced one hundred per
cent. Will exhibit at Kenosha Tues
day, June II. 2wI
Smokers, there are "A great many So
called best SC. cigars, but for a genuine i'm
ported Long Havana Filler, no adultera.
ton, drugs or artificial flavor, the old relia-
BILE "Warbler" cannot be beaten.
25tf H. ANDRE
A correspondent sends us the fol-
lowing, which, he says, is vouched
for by schoolmaster: At village
school, not many miles from Keno
sha, precocious boy being asked to
parse the sentence, MARY, milk the
cow went on accurately till he came
to the last word, when he said: "Cow
is a pronoun, feminine gender, third
person, singular number and stands
for Mary" Stands for Mary !?
asked the master in establishment.
eyes, sir" responded the urchin,
with a grin; 'for if the COW didn't
stand for Mary, how could Mary
milk the cow ?"