The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1889-12-20
MS own BUEGLAR.
The Trials Of New Yorker Who Forgot
His Keys

New OK sun
All the nasn who are up 10 the times are
wearing English key chains. They are
made OF steel in this eoRn1rF and Of silver
or gold IN England. They are made TO
faSten TO Suspende- hu;ten or the band
Of one's trousers. and irem that the chain
hangs in the pocket Of the trousers with its
bunch OF KEYS sStaeAed ey means OF 8
ring Whoever has = key chain cam OF
lose bis KEYS or Leave ssssna anywhere, and
YET they are free enough u Re used with
oct being detached from the chain. A
very vel Known New Ycrk business nan.
who lives in Jersey City. has not vet got
one Of those chains, unless he did 50 yes
terdsy. but ae VII aay one as quickly as
be finds cut where 70 get t.
He got in scrspe thai vas so fanny Is
vii net do % mention his name. He
found himself locked ous q his biz house
On TIE Rights. and he had left his keys
in New York ia his desk OF his Office coat.
He rang and rang ard k3ckes. ana be spent
some tine throwing pebbles AZ the wiaaow
Of ais wife bedroom. Bat the house is a
Splenaid, soEEsi structure, one IA which yors
could agat q due, IN TIE basement w;thoet
awakening TIE people IA the bedrooms.
Moreover. his vile - ar uncona monlv
soaaa sleeper, and BIS children sigmher
ike loys. his servans-gsris slept Il the
fourth story. sad his mza lives over his
stable a block away lie thought Of al
this as be pounded ard rang and kicked
Thea Il occnrFe8 20 hIn that be haa often
told ais family how easily his h0ase cossa
be entered
eAn hurgl&r needs 20 do he usAs "a
say IS 10 szuash cne os The siGe windows
sv tie Basement door ard put his arm ia
and uzaeck The aao- ard les himself u
Therefore, we wens downstairs s,1a
kicked n TIE wiadow in Q 1estscn. exnees-
ing To Re shcs IS 3 burglar BY q Passing
policeman. He pat IN his arm and an
loeks1 he doag ezsi IAsn he E5tharew
his ara and tarned skis kzoa.
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had aided a siszs bolt a. the top csf ths
door. de gave I'D thai efo-s 2zd con
sissered tie situation he knew ssas his
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