Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-13

Deafness Can't Be Cured
Ry ocal applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that Is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is
caused by an infiamed condition of the
mucus lining of the eustachian tube.
When this tube gets infiamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed, deafness is the
result. and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its nor
NAL condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by
catarrh, (which is nothing but an inflamed
condition of the mucus surfaces.
We offer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all drug
gists.
F.J. Cheney q Co.. proprietors, Toledo, o:
A funny joke, and all the more
palatable, as its truth can be vouch-
ed for, occurred in a prominent
church in New Jersey. 1t seems
that a worthy deacon had been very
industrious in selling new church
book, costing seventy-five cents. At
the service in question, the minister,
Just before dismissing the congrega-
ton, rose and said: "All ye who
have children to baptize will please
TO present them next Sabbath
The deacon, who, by the way. was
a little deaf, having an eye on sell
ing the books, and supposing the
pastor was referring to them, inime-
diately jumped up and shouted;
"All YOU who haven't, can get as
many AS you want by calling on me,
at seventy-iive cents each"
Ducklen's Arnlca Salva.
The best salve in the world for
cuts, bruises, sores. ulcers, SAT-
rheum, fever sores, letter chapped
hands, chilblains, corns and all SKIN
eruptiors, and positively cures piles
or no paw required. 1t is guaranteed
TO give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by Daniel j. Fry, drug
gist.
A little Baker City girl has figured
it out that Sullivan is II very bad
man, and when he dies he will OF
course go to the bad place. "Then,"
she says, "he'll whip Satan, and
everybody will be glad"
This is the season of the year
when the raw, cold winds create sad
havoc with the hands and complex
ion. Soft white hands and clear
"peachy'' complexion can be as
suredly preserved by the frequent
application of Dutard's Speclnc. ii
rubbed into the skin well II leaves
no greasy surface. The SIKH
absorbs it. Sold by ID. w. Mathews
Some of the Mormons whose scan
dalous institutions have been ex-
posed by Miss Kate Fields haze
threatened that courageous woman
with personal violence, but only to
be told by her that she can thrash
the best Mormon in Utah. We are
indisposed to encousage any further
tistic encounters in this country,
but if this matter is forced to an
issue our money goes on Kate as
against any Mormon every time.
Oregon is one of the most produc-
tive states in the Union. lts vast
mineral regions contains gold, silver,
copper, iron, and coal. Its Immense
tracts of grazing lands support thou
sands of cattle and sheep, and It's
extensive agricultural regions pro-
duce all the cereals in abundance,
the Weld per acre being, in some IN
stances, the largest in the world.
Among the useful and valuable prod
ucts of the Web Foot State may bt
mentioned Oregon Kidney Tea
which has proved boon To thou
sands afflicted with pain in the bacH
and kidney difficulties. lt Is purely
of vegetable composition and nevel
fails. Sold by ID. w. Mathews.
The shoe dealer will do wori
which Is beneath other people.
In spite Of their Proverbiai slow
ness, telegraph messengers go abou
with "A good deal Of dispatch.
IL should be generally known tina
DIR. Henleys Dandelion Tonic In
sures A hearty appetite aud Increased
di,sestion. dislels nervous depression
ami low spirits. oVercoiiies lack o
energy anli waAefuiness an'i VIII IN
fuse new life aud stncnsth ii:to "a
weakest Invalid. sold 10y ID. W
Mathews.