The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-10-03
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hers sslssy. rcon 90 he lop. uni0r-
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sseishborl--ii 10 impossible 10 zee him
nov. Ssy ihsi sn 49,
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--Asyihins ksppene5 sincs I've been s~sy'
Assisisui Yes. The assessor. assessed the
cnoe .osel - real estate
-Hsofsr -wbs, are you engaged 10
n5Hf fiesssr I'm 10 onsts msnuisc
tarins iedisu isl'os 10 sell st church fairs
ior tho bebshi Of The hesibes.
~ Lady 10 Ebsssins . Neu Cook
Are yoa sum you doui keep company
~ith sby youos mani Yes. do ms'sn
bot (pis's Whisper he's en- awful small
esies.
ia. ieqsired Bobby. As they were 70.
iurnins from . revivslisi meeting, Why do
those people shout 30 loud. Ia God dosfi
No. Botby. bat Ia q case OF that Kind be l.
ssood way of
? --pstsrfsmiliAs Ito aged dangLter) I'm
going 10 take you Tor long cruise 10 nv
nee steam yacht Matilda 1.-THE eldest -
q. paw. do be sure 10 land at The Isle Of
Mao. Won't your
"A Chicago society lady issued invita-
ton cards on birch bark. This 10 decid.
ed novelty. and. II generally adopted. it
will soon BE- possible 10 distinguish society
ladies' by their bark.
The honeymoon 10 that part Of mar
ried Life when the bride spends her time in
trying 70 6nd out what her husband likes
10 eel. and be spends bis time in trying to
sst IL after she hes cooked IT,
Perfectly Satisfactory EIplsnstiop. =
How docs !, happen that you have your
hand 10 my Pocke,i OBJ, pray excuse me,
cir. am very nt-mindedi / used TO
have . cost exactly like yours.
--Tescher-Johnnis. what part oispeecL .
Is nose' Johnnie Tain, emmy. Alb. but
]. must be. Mebbe yourn'n is because
you talk through II. bu. the on'y part OF
speech that I've got is my mouth.
Did you ever know any one TO get rich
through the smoking habiti Yes, / did
Knew two men. Who we're they? George
Smith and Harry Bright Who are they
The largest cigarette manufacturers in the 4
country.
i an sorry, said the hungry looking
bosrder. - be sat the pitcher down, that 3
have said so many unkind words about
the milk. whyf inquired the Isndlsdy,
suspiciously. Because fear that 1t has
soured on me-
Squire Dewlsp See that rock over =
thereG The girls Yea Squire Dewlap- 1
Right under It's shadow. twenty five years
sgo, l asked your mother TO marry me.
The girls tcarried away with curiosity)- n
What Was her answer
Miss Penelope Peachblow -, Cousin
Tom has Just come back from college. Mr..
H. Pemberton Wytt-Aw. suppose your
governor will want to kill the fatted calf.
Miss Penelope Pcschblow Yes, but don't y
90 away on that account.
Mrs Envy (meeting Mrs. Gethar on
be street, Why. Mrs. Gethsr, you look nc
% well; didnt know you at first. Mrs. do
icthsr-h it really You. Mrs. Envy? Go
Don't you know l mistook you for your !
isier. How becoming her clothes are to cor
ou. T
Young Scraps Then you positively Ia,
efuse 10 allow me 10 pay attention to your 81
sush,er. sir' Old Nugget Guess you, tim
II u square. young man. You've no Ioo
leans. no energy. Go on, West and hunt d
ears. \. ). Was that how your wife pa'
anght yon1 D
-o~ncr OF Racing Horse docking
oseIy at scsles) William. you are
lille over weight. Can't you tighten r
oarself little. William nhe jockey -
Go, on my lshtest suit. sir. Aint EFT r.
bite to day, and ave just trimmed nv
aeer nails. owner-well. 60 and 60.
aved.
Yes. said Cs~son. II would be . qrea, for
ing Tor US TO see oursel's o. others ace mill
I've often wished I could. /. would
one OF the worst things that could hap
u TO you. replied Baking. wby2 Be. Ea
use The chances arc that your frs, &C, Az
'n'd be to give yourself up 10 the police
. suspicious character.
Mr.. Jason Why ain't supper ready,
rant TO knovi Mrs Jason Il ~, down
IN and got caught in the rain without
umbreils. ! bad TO wait 10 store IN.
the storm Was over: Mr.. Jason So
did have sense enough 10 20 10 on,
the rain. ehf Well. you arc no. an on
> fool Mrs. J.son--No. only the better
I Of one. +.
--An exchange says that sn editor once y
Piled at the door OF Hsdes for admis- g
a. Well. replied bis sable majesty. We -
one Of your profession in here many
~ ago. snd be kept ups continual row
b b." former delinquent subscriber
.. We have more Of that class than sny u
o. We have passed : Law prohibiting the Mo-
,ission Of editors
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-Hos sreyou ss,tios along with your
I on the piaao' asked Blinkins ofs
% woman. Oh. very veil; can Gee
u progress 10 my work. How Il :
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