The Red Cloud chief., 1889-02-01

-Wife-"This light IL very poor.
Tho gas seems 70 b lower via every
week." Hushand-"SO u dos; ous
the bill 10 all right Is gets h~hsS
every i,mc"ouakcr.
There Is oaly one SURE gay :" sop
n small boy from asking questions. o
,ha. way Is nj; satisfactory IL you pave
any further use for the bcy.-Jouraai
O. Education.
Highway roehcries gro~
common As winter eoEacs on. says
newspaper. Tho loss Of tho summer
hotel will no; b. trli so kccniy after
alL-Mcrchan; Traveller.
Miss D-Pcri ~tun,ociinsly l-'Thi.
is. perhaps. The firs; refusal yog have
received. NJ. pcron'" NJ. rc r.
(.arcas;ically)-"Ani perhaps the nr~,
yoa have ever given. Mss Mause"-
Town Topics
While We arr talking shou; com
pul-ory education. wouldnt 10 b. .
good idea II the teachers. a. a rlle.
were compelled Ia know just . lii;lc
more than their pupils 9-thir~gu
Times.
There are n good many ~!i,ors
giving learned opinions about hos
cholera. Who do no, know enough abou,
,h- disease Ia tell tho difference h.
tween n cholera germ and a sugar
cured ham. Iowa Stat. Register.
In Connecticut they find a use Tor
almo-; every thing. An old laiy IN
that State Is collecting ali tho political
papers she can lay her hands on ~
make soap o,. She SAYS they are n
'desp,u, sight better than ashes, they
are s.rno>, a. good as pure lie.
The reason why she Dying Glad
ia,or is 81 much admired ~s-b~sraaso
he keeps his mouth shut He = very
different from our modern glad a,nr
who 20 all over the country blowing
Abou, what they Arc going 10 do ~
soon AS they get into condition
Puck.
The writer 81 q book on dancing
estimates that eighteen salsxcs ~"
equal 10 about fourteen miles ~ straight
work. The iaiiguei girl. tco ianguid
- help her mother abou, IN. house.
can do eighteen waltxcs In m evening
when she wishes to b., particularly
agreeable. N. a. Picayunc.
Tough Luck. First Stage Rob,~rr
What did you git. yesterday. Jer-
ry?' second kobbcr-"Nothin' There
~asn'i nobody In the stage 'ccptin' .
lawyer. two plumbers and a prirna
donna an a professional courtesy
wouldn't allow mo 10 touch en-. Ut
course. Terra Hau'. Express.
II l,clarr." exclaimed Miss fogg.
a. she vainly cnccayor-i 20 III sscci tn"
turkey. III you are not Oh" poorest
man Ia do marketing. This turkeys
a. old as M.thusclah." Possibly"
replied Fogg. unaba~hcd; but. my
dear. 4; 10 u female bird. and courtesy
20 the sex prevented M. from inquiring
abou; her agc."-Bo-,on Transcript.
When "a man dies suddenly. with
out having been aitrad"d ny a Doctor"
says IA popular guide - the law. the
coroner has Ia n, called In and an IN
Guest held 10 ascertain he; cause oi
death. But" aids IN" writer. whom
he dies after having been attended ny
n doctor. everybody know ~hy no
died. and an inqurs, is no, necessary
N. \. Ledger.
The glorious uncertainty Of IA"
law l. proveroial: bu, IL j. u it'll.
singular. when ono comes to think %!
IL, tha, this uncertainty never inuros
rs accident. or otherwise. tn IN" b~p"-
fl of the homes, man or IN. public. u
IL always the criminal who profits by
,h. uncertainty. The courts do not
discover AZ -pccks ia indictments or
commitments which enable the public
Ia get a armer and more lasting hold
on IA. lax breakers And those acct
dents with the indicted "a and un-
crossed - are uncar,h"d In the inter
IS, Of rascals and ra.cali,y Detroit
Free Press.