Telegram-herald., 1889-04-21
AENax ~ PAINE



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aeoae r.fys sna grov up t1s.s set / never
a,enl ls SWIMMING. r4t "a sA~tt.. rl-sea
4 Fsf..e ~ ..r.s. of barroVaa aallar
VII iaara a ~ av READERS uho are
rearainiea s.1l t6e c4sfeals az heane.secs
trs e. aes.ao eeica ~ taest faef sle ia
t..ns ~ sas..a IS TIE nene fenlar s~tle
# wlg ten yaa az iau.avuln sad thla
ftnti islnar. 81. Illustrate lLe wonderful
power of F1lne's memory wAea he 'f@s a.
lis prlUr They were esAiotea a'izest
dals. Bat never mere uapieoo-siy -
or.aan -a s Ihas ia tnss casa.
I'm 1873 ho visited tnrlaaa, 1aa niih 4
ns~tv of 41ics ans gsstI s.asn went -
aasef Castle Although f~.Ae Had
never been t-tre Before. be scemca to ha
perfectly s-ea tainted in tLe vicinity "i.is-
he uaiote1 oat to has friends VIVA oQp.pes
he lad called their aftentiau was q Aouss
,vh.ca re s4.i once belonged a. Lord Coke,
TIE great Englsh .er-sL
.-beE gocr pardon. sir' s&.d az Ia.
cisALlan STANDING by, who overheard
Lord CaEe never lived there
81 th.uk am right said Paine, quietly.
u my iaemorY serves me, l.ors Coke ao
Ql'red that house hy ~ marriage WIN his
second wife Auu H8ftCE
$50 Hoa re Nsrong. sir persisted The in'
gIsbman. J m b member ~ lord NeAe
profession, aac J know
Wei. sge won't dispute IL further, said
Paine pleasanty. " "a probably agree a.
well as tW0 lawyers ever do
Nothing more was sad. butthe neat day
a. PANE was walking on tne Strand in Lon.
don. WI - should he mect but tlls gentle,
mau TIE latter took - M hat on seeing
h.m. handed him his card, and said \ wish
10 beg your pardon. sir Lord Coke ci1
i've ia th4t house. You were right anG
was wrong
"This was tie beginning of AL agreeable
acquaintance.
Il remember riding home IN horse-cat
with Paine ons day, % continued this gentle
man Paine was reading sheepshin-
bound volume q Jaw reports. A mutual
4t'rN NllftI4fff Iaafl llAt4 anu -t.ta tf~
here. Paine. co YOU have 10 study Jaw stiif
"'This isn't law. said Paine. rs o. y
q collection of decisions of the Nassacnu-
sets Supreme Court
s.The great lawyer." the gentleman went
on. ''once quoted some singulariy beautiful
and appropriate verses "a an impromptu
tribute % the memory q distinguished
iurist. the Spontaneous eioQuenco II which
kept his hearers speiibound. Somebody
askod him where he found those lines
"a. only lnow,' said be, that NY father
repeated them - ne over s.1ty years ago,
when was lad / have never seen Or
heard them since"
Paine Inherited his waggish spirit from
his fathcr. VINO was an inNeteraie joker
One dav q Watervlle citizen, uotec for
his miscrlv character, asked PANE The
elder to write ala epltaph % be placed on as
cravestonc after he should have gone.
Pai.e agreed 10 90 il aud sent HIM Tie FOL
lowing:
III Heaven be pleased when sinners cease 10
SIN.
II hrfl he pleased when sinners enter in,
u earth he pleased when dies the arr-rt snate.
Then al were pleased when John JilEs lilcc
tbs grave -