The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1889-07-06
NO CURE FOR BADNESS.

NO CURE FOR BADNESS. g
Fortune Awaits the ManWho Can Solve
the Riddle.
uCan hair be made 10 grow on bald 81
heads ?' said fashionable hairdresser a
in response to New York Mail aud r
Express reporters query. "Yes--and Il
no. Ii person becomes bald owing d
TO Illness the hair can be made to grow I
again. In fact, it will grow again !
without maxim but it can be aided
and slim ulaied in its growth by tonics.
But il u person is deprived of his or {
| her hair by natural loss of vitality it
will not grow again, and nothing has [
ever been compounded that will restore
it. Natural badness comes on gradu-
ally, and the awful day of its complete
triumph over the hairs existence may
be postponed by the use of tonics, but
the final catastrophe cannot be pre-
vented. Long experience has taught
mo that fact, although years ago 'iad
tho personal opinion of the renowned
DIR. B.zip, of Paris, to that effect.
have dressed heads for more than a |
quarter of century. ! have lamenied
with hundreds of my patrons from
whose heads not only the hand OF time
, but the indiscre lions and carelessness
of youth were gradually but persist
emily plucking tho natural and often
luxurapt covering, and have Amounted,
10 drenched and plastered their too appa-
y rent polls with 10. ions, tonics and po-
q ma,uns, and rubbed and kneaded ana
e manipulated their failing sca'Ps until,
d If there had been one ember of hair
RI -. kD~T II
Or have been brought back 10 its wonied
ID fire and vigor, and have given it up at
II, last and handed them the card OF the
er wicmaker. Ii l have used one hair
restorative have used 500, and every
IL one was warranted to not only prevent
.st badness but to restore to bald heads
n, their sometime hirsute glory. Look at
he mo. See what a remarkable growth
Tor aud youthful gloss OF hair l have. IL
Ter has not changed in twenty five years
lat Why?''
i'm The hairdrcsser seizad his soft brown
ln- hair with both hands, and with {
aw vicious jerk removed 1t from his head
tc- 1t was a costly wig, and his head wa
nd as white and bare IA n billiard ball.
en- t.That ia why!' he rnurmured, bit
ally terIy. "Aud 1 am not only hair
'ed dresser, but one skilled in every tor
In serial art! Ii there were help 70
ere badness other than the skill of tn
ear wigmaker, do you suppose for a me
ar ment that /, of all men, would nC
the know 1t, and, knowing II, would nj
llis' only have rescued myself, but haV
red, saved to myself hundreds Of my mo!
his profitable customers! If that is M
yes. proof enough that man once bald
,ree always bald, just call to mind doclo
still of your own acquaintance who ~, ba
ugh as glass globes. They are learned
ack the mysteries of drugs and their pre-
said aration. They know what result the
pis- combination and application will pr
',ter duce. 1t any ono living were capib
of curing badness, some one amor
these experts in the science OF medIci'
fter- ought to be. You never had occnsi'
nur- to so to doctor 10 get prescriptt'
ased for badness. l have.
the "sCome to me for cure for an
ap thing else,' my medical adviser sal
,een sAnything eise,' said he, sand j W
ents cure you. But oa'ahess way,
uin- dear sir, Esculapius himself WAS
his bald as-as bald as-weii, as hsiu as
e. ami"
the "And no was baij, this doctor
at mine. An onion has mcre hair tn
ions no had No, my son. IL there Turk
,om. anywhere in all the materia medica,
.ston not only this age, but of past ages,
vol name Of one little herb or drug,
I'd at whatever you may call it, that cot
a ut. bid even one hair to grow where ths
All had been ten before, there would
him. no bald doctors nor bald hairdresss
; the and the iiscoverer OF this boon wol
,ered live longer in the hearts of men til
pzzle would the much-spoken-of individ
who is expected to reach the sunni
spite of all greatness some day by max
3. A two blades of grass 10 grow where o.
the one grew BEFORE
had
nston yellow shoes and flannel sht
'elled Why not: Every man who is no
yahte hypocrite must confess to yearni
$10,- after these articles OF comfort. Let
before have campaign of common sense
rgery wearing apparel. Hurrah for the d
with less shoe and the wiltiess Shirt
teria,1 York Herald.
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