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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03
EupepsY.

This is what you ought to have, in
fact, you must have it to fully enjoy
life. Thousands are searching for it
daily. and mourning because they find
it not. Thousands upon thousands of
dollars are spent annually by our people
in the hope that they may attain this
boon. And yet it may be had by all.
used according to directions and the
use persisted in, will bring you good
digestion and Gust the demon Dyspep-
STA, and install instead Eupepsy. We
recommend Electric Bitters for Dys-
pepsia and all diseases of Liver,
Stomach and Kidneys. Sold at SOC. and
ei per bottle ~ Z. A. Wells. druggist
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

For SALE.-160 acres in Emmett
county, Michigan; so acres cleared,
the balance timbered with beech and
maple; soil sandy loan, land rolling;
never-failing spring, cistern and well; a
neat frame house with kitchen attach
ed; temporary barn. One mile from
Brutus station on the Grand Rapids
81 Indiana railroad. At the station
there are two saw mills. church, school,
stores, post Office, etc. Price, $4,000;
terms easy. This farm would be ex-
changed for farm property in the vicin-
ity Of Yale. and difference paid if any.
SOLOMON KAUFMAN, Washington r.
d, Ontario, Canada
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

FARM FOR SALE.-A great bargain
for some one / offer for sale my farm
situated two miles east of Brown City,
Sanilac Co., containing so acres-73
acres in good state of cultivation
with no waste land. All newly fenced
into from five to ten acre fields. Good
orchard bearing all kinds of fruit. a
garden of small fruits. Well supplied
with water. Two barns, granary and
large frame house just finished.
Price $1,000 If sold within thirty days.
Address, WIN. j. MAKELIM.
Traverse City. Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03
100 Ladies Wanted.

And 100 men TO call OH any druggist
for free trial package of Lanes Fam
lily Medicine, the great root and herb
remedy, discovered by DIR. Silas Lane
while in the Rocky Mountains. For
diseases of the blood, liver and kidneys
it is positive cure. For constipation
and clearing up the complexion it does
wonders. Children like it. Everyone
praises it. Large size package, 80 cts.
At all druggists.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

FARMERS, NoTICE.-The undersigned
wishes to state to the farmers that all
kinds of grain brought to market for
sale must be clean as we now ship to
other markets than Port Huron. We
cannot take any grain that is dirty. All
grain that stands the test we will pay
the highest market price for. Ferti-
liZer salt for sale at Sc per ton at the
elevator. III. j. MCPUEE. 1Sw4
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

AUCTION SALE.-W. w. Lord, auc-
tioneer. will offer for sale at the Don
aldson farm, between Peck and Melvin,
on Wednesday, Oct. 16, at one o'clock
p. M, sharp, a lot of farm stock, i'm
plements, hay. grain and household
goods. This will be a bona tide sale as
the proprietor is going out of the farm
ing business. G. n. DONALDSON. prop.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

AUCTIoN.-The undersigned will sell
by public auction, on Saturday, October
9Th, 1889, at one o'clock p. m, sharp,
the job of fencing the grounds and
building a wood shed, at the school
house on the northwest corner of sec
ton "a, Brockway. Full particulars
made known on application. ALBERT
MCKENNA. section q, Director.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

NOTICE. hereby forbid all parties
paying accounts for services of my
stallion brilliant" to any other person
except myself. The books were stolen
by w. Cushman and disposed of and
parties paying their accounts will be
compelled to pay them over again.
Melvin, Aug. 81, 1889.
Ia 4. LUTHER.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

AUCTION SALE-Geo. w. Bell. auc-
tioneer, will offer for sale by public
auction at the farm Of the undersigned
II mile south and mile west of Valley
Centre, on Monday, Oct 1t, common
cling at l o'clock p. IN. sharp. a lot of
stock. etc. l.. y. BULLOCK.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

AUCTION SALE-Geo. w. Bell, auc-
tioneer, will offer for sale at the farm
of the undersigned. II mile north and
mile east of Yale, on Thursday, Oct.
10, lot of stock, etc. Sale to COM
mence at l o'clock p. m.
J. Z. KING.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

AUCTION SALE.-George w. Bell,
auctioneer,w will sell for the undersigned
at his farm, II miles east and mile
south of Yale, on Tuesday, October 10,
commencing at o'clock p. M, sharp, a
lot of stock, farm implements, hay. etc.
III. VANoRMAN.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

For SALE OR RENT wish to sell
or rent my place situated just outside
the corporation. For further partlcu-
lars inquire of David Teetzel, Brock
way Centre.
1tf Mrs. REBECCA HEBNER.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

NoTICE-Gentleme who subscribed
to Bonus for Flax Mill will please call
at Holden Bros store and pay sub
scription as the list is there.
Feb. 6, 1889. BY order of Subscribers.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

AUCTION SALE.-W. Mckenzie. auc-
tioneer will offer for sale for the un-
dersigned at his place mile south and
| miles east of ROseburg, on Saturday,
October II, lot Of stock. farm imple-
ments. etc. Sale to commence at one
O'Clock. JOHN WILLOUGHBY.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

NOTICE TO DEBTORS The under
signed having gone out of business, and
desiring to get a settlement with all
who are indebted to him. he hereby no.
titles all who do not settle by Oct. 1st,
that their accounts will be placed in the
hands of an attorney for collection.
1Sw4 JAMES HISEY.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

AUCTION SALE-W. w. Lord, auc-
tiOneer. will sell for the undersigned at
his farm mile north of Moore's Cor
ners, on Saturday, Oct. 8, commencing
at 10 o'clock a. m. sharp, a lot of horses,
cattle, farming implements. etc.
J. ID, MCKEITH.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

APPLE BARRELS will deliver APP
pie barrels by the load Q5O) anywhere
near Yale for 2Scts. per barrel. David
Burt, Dryden, Mich 1876
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

SHINGLES FOR SALE.-The under
signed has large quantity of shingles
also any number of cedar posts for sale
at his store in Peck all of which will be
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

For SALE-A dwelling house ahd n
acres of land known as (Smades' proper
ty) III the village of Yale, or will trade
same on improved farm. For further
particulars address or apply to SIMEON
HAMILTON, West Branch, Mich. 2ltf
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03

Treat all diseases of domestica-
ted animals, Ring-bones, SpaNins,
Curbs, Splints, Poll Evil, Fistula,
Weathers, Tumors, Warts, &c.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-10-03
Wolf Teeth Extracted Free.

If you want your Horses Teeth
Dressed, We can do it. All animals
examined Free of Charge.
w. N. McKenna has had l6 years
experience in the treatment of all
diseases OF domesticated animals
and intends to stay with you. He
does not intend to leave in three or
four months. He is here to stay
and now wishes to make it known
that he will attend TO all calls day
or hight, to all requiring his SER
vices. Office at,
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
The Crisis at Waterloo.

All at once came the tragedy. To
the left of the English and on our
right the head of the column of cuirss-
riers reared with a fearful clamor.
Arrived on the ridge, wild, furious and
running to the annihilation of the
squares and cannon, the cuirassiers sf.w
between them and the English ditch
"a grave. 1t was the sunken road Of
Obain. 1t was a frightful moment,
There was the ravine, unlocked for,
gaping before their very horses feet,
two fathoms deep between its banks.
The second rank pushed in the first
and the third pushed in the second
The horses reared, fell backward
struggled with their feet in the air,
heaping up and overturning their rid
ers. There was no power to retreat;
the whole column was but proiectile ;
the momentum gathered to crush the
English crushed the French. The pit
less ravine still gaped till it was filled
Riders, horses, rolled in together pell-
nell, mangling each other, making
common flesh in this gulf, and when
the grave was full of living men the
rest rodS over them and passed on.
Almost q third of Dubois brigade
plunged into this abyss World Of Id
UentuTe.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
Some Facts About Ten.

Tea came into use almost by accident.
Some Buddhist priests, going on q mis-
sionary expedition from Northern India
to China, took with them the dried leaves
and also some cuttings of an indigenous
shrub, which was said to have the power
OF correcting any injurious properties in
the brackish water they might meet with
on the way. The decoction thus made
pleased the missionaries so well that they
continued, as q matter of taste. to drink
it after they had reached China, and in
troduced it to their converts. They also
set about planting the precious shrub,
and, although it did not thrive so we'll in
China as in its native Assam, becoming
smaller in both stem and leaf, it was so
well liked that it soon formed the foun-
dation of the favorite beverage of all
China. Thence it was brought to Eu-
rope, to be drunk and desired by Eng
ishmen of every degree. And it is only
of late years that Assam tea has come into
the European market, to be looked upon
rather suspiciously as the rival of its own
degenerated Chinese daughter. London
Standard.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
AN UNSUCCESSFUL ILLUSTRATION.

A teacher was telling her little boys
about temptation and showing how it
sometimes came in the most attractive
attire. She used as an illustration the
paw of cat.
"Now," said she, "you have all seen
the paw of a cat. 1t is as soft as velvet,
isn't it2"
"Yes'em," from the class. -
. "And you have seen the paw of a
dog9"
"Yes'em."
"Well, although the cats paw seems
like velvet, there is, nevertheless, con-
cealed in it something that hurts. What
is it2"
No answer.
"The dog bites" said the teacher
"when he is in anger; but what does the
cat do2"
Scratches" replied the boy.
Correct" said the teacher, nodding
her head approvingly. "Now, what has
the cat got that the dog hasn'ta"
"Whiskers," said boy on the back
seat; and the litter that ran round the
class brought the lesson to an end
Young Catholic.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
Fun in the Sierras.

The high Sierras are described as quite
Elysian at the present time. The "el ysi-
um" is not confined to Tahoe, Rubicon,
Donner, Hope Valley or any other few
such noted spots, but is scattered all
along up and down the range. There is
enjoyment to be found wherever there are
valleys, brooks and springs. Many camp
ers are now in the mountains and more
are constantly going thither. The hunt
ing is not what it once was-nor are the
hunters. The majority of the hunters of
the present day do not care to find that
monarch of the mountains, the grizzly
bear, nor to be found by him. In the old
golden days in the shady canons of those
silent heights the grizzly did the hunting
and the Argonaut the climbing Hir-
ginis (Nes.) Enterprise.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
Farmer Bell,

Farmer Bell did not believe in men.
tai OF moral sugar plums in his own
family circle. He was quite willing to
commend friends or acquaintance, but
he had a theory that his own family
would be best improved by Spartan
discipline. The children must learn to
do their duty without praise, and as
for his wife she had toiled for fifteen
years without having once been told
that she was a satisfactory house
keeper.
One night the two came home from
tea-party at neighbor's house, and
Mrs. Bell, with the courage Of the
meek, said:
Ezra, seems TO me I heard YOU
praising the notices the Smith girls
worked 2"
"Yes, 1 did Real pretty they were
for such nonsense" said Mr.. Bell.
Your own girls have made some Just
like them. You had better praise
them. 1t will tickle them to death.
And didn't l hear you say that squash
pie we had for supper was powerful
nice?"
Well, Miranda, twas a good pie"
"Was it mite better than mine,
Ezra?"
We'll, no, I can't say as it was"
when have you ever said one word
to praise pie or cake I've set before
you?"
Maybe I haven't praised you much,
Miranda, but then I haven't COM
planned"
"Yes, you have" said Miranda.
Eyes, you have! Saying nothing is
complaining, sometimes. It's just like
pushing heavy load up hill, besides
what you have agreed to carry, to go
along day after day and not hear a
word of praise"
Ezra began to think, and, although
he by no means changed his spots en-
tirely, he did from that time try to act on
the theory that women folks are fond
rf commendation.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
Rich Tribe Of Indians.

Colonel E. G. Boudinot, the noted
Cherokee lawyer, made speech at a
picnic in the Cherokee nation, few
miles from Fort Smith, Ark, recently, to
large concourse of people. He ex-
pressed his views without reserve relative
10 the Cherokee commission and the sale
of the Cherokee outlet. That these lands
were to be homes of the American far
mers in a very short time he regarded
certain as fate, and in his opinion com
mon sense and the welfare of the Chero-
KEGS had dictated the policy of meeting
the commissioners half way and the sale
of the land upon the best terms possible.
He believed the commissioners were dis.
posed to act friendly and generous in
their dealing with the Indians, and that
by prudent management $40, 900, 900
might be obtained for all the lands occu-
pied and uhoccupied west of the Arkan-
sas River, and that he was in favor of
paying out the amount per capita to all
the citizens of the nation. His remarks
seemed to meet with the appoval Of III
audience. - Chicago Hera1G
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
Kaiser williams Hostility to Betting

The present Emperor of Germany is
known to be hostile to the excessive bet
ting which is practiced in the army.
When, as Prince William, he was Colonel
ofthe Red Hussars he intimated to some
officers of his regiment that they should
withdraw their names from club where
gambling was notorious. An important
nobleman asked William I to ask his
grandson to withdraw the prohibition; !;
but the old Kaiser's subsequent request
was met with the question: Gam I
Colonel of the regiment?" "Of course, :"
said William I. "Then your Majesty
will allow me to maintain my position or
to return it now into your hands" The
next time the nobleman spoke to the
Emperor upon the subject the latter said:
~ am very sorry. / have tried every
thing, but the Colonel positively re-
fuses. London World.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
TEACHING THE NEW GIRL.

"There's a beau of yours in the par
lor, " was the style in which rather new
housemaid announced caller to the eld-
est daughter of the house few days ago.
Afterward her mistress said to Bridget:
"When person calls to see any men,
Der of the family you should say: "A
gentleman to see you, ma'am, or SIR"
Bridget acquiesced quietly, but the
next day when lady called to see her
mistress she came upstairs and said:
"Please, m, there's gentleman, but
lisa lady to see you."
The course of tuition is still on.-.
PittSburg Dispatch.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29

bookedf haven't seen you taking the
regulation exercise spins to get in con.
dition, while l have met your opponent
relgiously preparing himself for the en-
counter"
Famous Sprinter-"oh! l take NV
exercise at night"
Friend-''Whare, and howl"
+. Sat home. The baby gives
me all the exercise l need, and mort. too. +"
-BOstoR Budget.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
SOMEBODY sUPpLANTEp HIM.

Young Fitzpeter (waiting for Miss
Gusher to come down, to Johnny
"Your sister has some very pretty flowers
in the bay window, Johnny"
Johnny (who is always around)-
"Now your talking, mister. She told Miss
Bustler, yesterday, that she'd like to add
you to the collection"
Fitzpeter (delighted)-"Ah, how clev
er! What sort of a flower did she pro-
pose to call me2"
ga monkey plant"
When Miss Gusher comes home to re-
ceive her caller, Johnny is alone trying
to tack the cats tail to the floor.-Dyake's 8
Magazine.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
A SUGGESTIVE CONTRAST.

A minister and a wealthy member of
his congregation were walking along the
beach admiring the SHELLS that had been
cast up by the sea.
"Can you tell me-" said the minister,
"why this ocean is unlike-very unlike
my congregation"
81 couldn't tell; no, sir. am dis
posed to look uron conundrums as
frivolous"
Sometimes they are, but this one
isn't. 1t is based on sad, solid fact"
swell, I give it up, anyhow"
''It's because the sea shells out"
And the wealthy member was wrapt in
thought for several minutes. s.- Washington
Capital.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
Fly FAKIR.

Mrs. Harpy-"How did you manage
to acquire such fortune from that little
pamphlet, How to Make Dynamite?"
Mr.. Shary-sT used to offer the book,
then pull out section of two-inch gas
pipe loaded with paper and piece of
rope in one end for fuse, and then tell
them that was how a bomb looked when
finished. Everybody thought it was
genuine and subscribed to get rid. of
me. e."---Epoch.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
MOVING THE PREVIOUS QUESTIONS.

Sam johnson happened to pay visit
to the county Jail few days ago, and
who should he see inside of the bars but
Gabe Snodgrass.
elbow in de worl' Gabe, did yer git in
dar?" asked Sam johnson.
81 don't bodder my head bout dat ar,
how ] got in heah. How to git out oh
heah is what wants ter talk about. -
SJtings.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
LITERARY NOTES.

Mr.. Froude's romance The Two Chiefs of
Dunboy" is completing its third edition
Anewspaper editor in Texas has married
81, ,000, 900, and sorrowing brother adds,
"Please exchange"
A man who does not k"ow anvil ing will
be sure to tell it the very first time he gets O
chance to be heard-St. Louis Magazine
Mrs, Burnett's love story "Vagabondia {"
is reported by booksellers to be the best
selling and most called-for book this sum
mer.
1t can be said in favor of Marching
Through Georgia that it is the only dis
tinctively American air among our National
music. 1.-The Star Spangled Banner"
America, Yankee Doodle" and "The
Red, White and Blue" are all English
tunes.
The Rev. John T. Hurst, D. D., gives in
"Harper's Magazine" for September, an ae-
count ofthe little religious community which
Dean Stanley once called 'the Oldest and
smallest sect in the world' This body of
Samaritans, numbering about one hundred
and fifty souls, is to be found in the heart of
the small city of Nablus, in North Palestine.
They possess what they claim to be the most
ancient copy of the Pentateuch.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
HE WAS NOT LAZY.

"Say, DOCTOR" he remarked, strolling
into the Office, "what do you suppose is
the matter with me9"
"What are your symptoms9" asked
the M. D.
swell, I have great tendency to sit
still, and let my wife hustle around the
house. Again, in winter, 1 don't seem
to feel like getting up and making the
fire."
"You have bad attack of inertia, ?"
said the doctor, "superinduced by a
liver trouble. You must be very care
full"
"Then it amt laziness?"
''Of course not"
"By George, then, I hope it will last"
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29

Both the Russians and the British, as
they push farther and farther into Asia,
pay great attention to arboriculture,
planting trees, shrubs and flowers where
ever they form settlement. The result
Is that Central Asia is being reforested.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE,
sToRIBs THAT ARE TOLD By THE
FUNNY MEN OF TIE PRESS.

4 Bad Break-It Looked That Way
"A Valuable Sinner-Suggested
Names-Roped In, Etc, Etc.
We were seated in the hammock;
Itwas something after dark;
And the silence it grew longer
After each subdued remark.
With her head upon my shoulder,
And my arms about her close,
Soon whispered, growing bolder
"Do you love me, darling RoseP'
With her accents low to equal
All my heart had dared to hope
All! Inever knew the sequel,
For her brother cut the ropa
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
UP AND DOWN,

~ called, SIR" said old Jinks to the
tailor, Sin reference to the letter you
sent about the way my son has treated
you. guess you will find him all right
in the future, because he has promised
me to settle down"
"That doesn't interest me-" replied
the tailor; II want him to settle up. y
Fudge.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
AN AMBIGUOUS EXPRESSION.

Father =" Willie, where have you
been?"
Willie (the Hopefully D-''Up stairs, put
ting red pepper into Uncle 'Rastus' s
shoes"
Father-"T am surprised, Willie! l
thought you were above doing mean
acU."
Willie-"So l was, sir. statesman.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
AN EoU1vocAL COMPLIMENT.

Biggs-"Did you notice, briggs, what
the HosOler said of my last speech9"
Driggs-"No, what was it9"
"Why, that in it l showed myself a
Samson of debate"
"H-m-m, I see. Samson was the fell
low who slew his enemies with the jaw
bone of an ass"
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
ANOTHER WAY OF PUTTING 1T.

"And- pray why didn't you put new
buttons on my shirts9" asked Bohemian
of his washerwoman.
"Shure, sir, because it's meself was
thinkin' yed be afther needin' new shirts
on the buttons. ."-Judge.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
IT LOOKED THAT WAY.

Merritt-''Is it true that Mrs. Henpeck
rules her husband with a rod of iron?"
Miss Snyder-'I guess so. 1 saw her
last night chasing him with the poker"
-Neto York Sun.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
'Waiter-"Mock turtle, sir"
SAVING TINE.

Mean Contractor TO workman who
fell from three-story wall that he was
tearing down)-"I'll have to dock you
for lost time"
Workman (unhurD thought was
saving time coming down that way. Next
time I'll take the ladder. ."-NeW York
Sua.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29

Tompkins-'There seems to be sand
on these berries, Mrs. Humpup."
Mrs. Humpup (stiffly)-''I think you
are mistaken, Mr.. Tompkins; the fruit is
perfectly free from grit. Possibly you
heaped on too much sugar. Thine.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
A VALUABLE SINNER.

Aunt Keziah (severely)-"so you're
going to try the experiment of reforming
young Scapely after marriage. Is he
worth reforming2"
Kittie (tearfully-"Well, he's worth
million"
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29

Jack Overstroke (who is unwillingly
giving Miss Olecrop swimming lesson)
-"Now don't be afraid. Just trust your
self to me, and let me support you."
Miss Olecrop-"It's rather an unfair
advantage to take in the water; but
you may ask P-P-Papa"
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-08-29
HIS WIFE MoNoPoLIzED CONVERSATION

uIs WIFE MUNUPULIIED CONVERSATION.
Old schoolmate meets Thompson, whom
he has not seen for several years. Old
Friend-"By the way, old man, how did
your scheme of marrying SO you could
have some one to talk to pan out?"
Thompson-"Not so WE'LL You see,
that's what she married for, o."-Tewe
Rdute Erpress.