Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-10-11
LIGHT Moods

Oh you have the paper; p]a.oo
and see if anyone we knows r"ss loci
born" las beeu
STEAMSHIPS ought to be verv =,
pendent, because they are ,; inds
much latitude. SVEN 81
GAseEr- Yes, sir; Tn sol.
man. smothered yoice-TbanD 'aaa
cheated yourself. yod
THERE is nothing like being all b,o,..
up to make man see the necass s.0ke1
mending his ways.
No WONDER the spoon looks 80 HI,
and long faced. What in the won,a 0
oftener in the soup?
A BEE-rRorHAL naturally Create,
buzz in society, and quite as n,trssn
leads toa honeymoon. S''
SELLING milk by weight will NV,
ably never be adopted here You T mps
look above for the milky weigh. '''
TELLING the devel to get behind
man will never save him; the ba1..
thumps q man gets are in the back
Mr.. CURT1s-I tell you what Ills =,
could have far worse husband tbs,
am! Eunice (his wife)-I don't NJ.
one.
YOUNG JHKs = Say, teacher Va
otter be good fisherman. Teacbs,
Why? Young Jinks-You know h.
to handle the rod.
WICKED SU1roR-Did you go todrsI
parade this afternoon, Sal? Sal
went to church. Wicked Suitor-Ws
that's what meant.
JOHNNY (watching his big broth.
dig angle worms for bait)-I saw Ri
if a worm will catch little f.,
wouldn't snake catch a whopper?
The fair shoplifter makes us feel
| Both horror and amaze;
And yet we have some pity, too
She has such taking ways.
Org Goods Ecouomr
JUDGE DUFFY-Describe the NJ,
whom you saw assaulting complains,
Poljceman-He was a little, INSIGHT
cant looking cratur about your size, vy,
honor.
Mrs. JAsoN-The papers Say iii
the leaders Of the Prohibition party al
undecided what course to take. M
Jason-It will be water course, mo-
likely.
IT was only the other day that nd
who swore that he wouldn't cut his hs
until Henry Clay was elected preside1
thought of way out Of it. He let
wife cut it.
MAMnrA-Why, Bobby, you are
over ink! Goand look at your face
the glass. Bobby proudly)-CouHs
am. We've had writtin' lesson aga
this morning.
"WHAR gwine, Sambo?" @Gvine
court to testify" "What for?" "0l
gemmen stole pair OBJ boots las might
an / greed to glib him a good chsyaeta4
for ha'f dollar"
Here, my DEAR" she said, bringa
out decanter and glass, as they WEI
leaving for the theater, take one good
long, long drink" "What for?' \
sasped. Because I don't like you ru1
nng out between the acts"
He was the Ounce of his class: tll
was what they said of him. But oneda
the teacher put this question to hin
Glow do you pronounce s-t-i-n-ss'y
1T depends q great deal on whethertl
word refers to a person or bee Vi
the reply.
Too LATE =" NIr. Benson, l WI
much panied ter heah oh de sudd1
death OBJ yer wife. Did dey hoP Pc
morton Examination "Dey did, 50
Mr.. Willis; but didn't hop it till aEs
she died. Fool doctah might er knoTa
he couldn't sabe her life den.
Il CALLED, sir" said old Jinks to Il
tailor, in reference to the letter
sent about the way my son had tfea's
yon. [ guess you win find him all re
in the future, because he has promise
me to settle down. "That doesn't ln'e
est me-" replied the tailor. "Iwant
TO settle up"
Young Girl Cat fortune-tellers'1
What! I'm going to marry poor n
and have seventeen children! Its Oh
rageous! My friend Sarah had hef'
tune told her, and you said she was
marry millionaire and live on III
Avenue. Here's your quarter. fol'ul
teller. with dignity-Your friend oa''
got fifty cent fortune, miss
WILLING IN 4 CIRCLE
Writing of sporting in Canada, y
Rowan insists upon the necessity VI
rying pocket compass. Wathou'
n, o,o oon 1-oon STRAIGHT course VIII