Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-08-07
The "ARCADE" Leads, but Never Follows.

ne Will not commit preach or police
rules. And so it Is in all cases where one
man is employed to watch another.
''It Is not our desire to be good in many
cases that keeps US from doing wrong,
but our fear Of punishment either by
fines, imprisonment or the dread of hell
fire. II we don't have some one over US
to remind Us of this punishment occa-
sionally we poor weak mortals are liable
TO err"
The day laborer IS hourly under the
eye Of the boss" the boss Is watched
By the contractor, the contractor 10y the
architect and the whole crowd by the
city's building inspector.
The cigarmaker is watched by the fore
man; the factory girl who WORKS on small
articles that could be easily carried away
is under the surveillance of the forclady.
The girl in the candy store by the cashier,
and the respectable customer in any Of
the big stores is under the watchfu
eye of the floor walker. The cashier is
watched by the 5ookkeeper, the shipping
clerk by the superintendent. and in many
cases the partners in a business watch
each others methods. There is no end TO
the watching and spying upon business
people, and the only one who escapes it
is the Journalist. New Forl. eiar
Why Bill Didn't go Up Ia. "a Balloon.
There was to he balloon ascension n
Connecticut town, and the professor had IL
fered to let any one accompany him on bis
trip TO the clouds who had the nerve 20 co.
A young farmer about % years old stepped
forward as a candidate, but while the crowd
was cheering him voice called out:
Hey, Bill want TO speak 70 you a mint"
1t was his father, and leading him 70 the
outskirts of the crowd he halted ard asked:
"Bill dye know what We ar doin'fr
"I'm n-goin' up In that balloon, dad"
Expect 70 git down alivef"
II deun
"Wall, ye never viii"
"WLyF
when you left home this mornin' you had
sixty cents in cash. wanted ye TO leave II
home, but you wouldn't"
I've got II yit. dad, lackin' three cents
gone fur peanuts"
YES, s'pose so. and that purfcssor knows
II. That's why he's encouTagin' you 20 20.
When you git up thar among the clouds hes
goin' 20 rob We"
'Shoo! dadl Ia have him took up when
got down"
Not much, Bill AFTER be rohs re he'll
throw re verboard, and IA who ar lookin' up
will see We come saiin down ike an Old
gauder skimmn' over Il boss pond Yen
strike somewhat over in ShepTard's pastur
lot, and ye1I go into the sils about eighteen
feet afore We bring mp"
Honest Iniun dadf'
"Bill, did 1 ever lie 20 yet I may be able
10 fish up one o yer shank bone % take home,
and when ! hand IL 20 mothe- and tell her
that's all that's left Of William Aclford Moses
what's she goin' 10 say and
how shes goIn' % feeiF'
shall back water, dadr'
81 would, BILL sartinly would know
II would bc suBthin' to braz OF Il ye got down
alive, but re never would"
"lf / back water kin spend them ffty-
seven centsP
WAL. mostly, but nc. quits ell S'po-en
re buy a cokernut and cigar. and III kinder
help eat and smoke a. we jog along boHso,
and save ths rest for rainy day Time~ IA
goin' 20 30 awful hard this fall. Bill
Yes, g1esk Wall. its a g. dad. snd
you fist don't worry no more. You kin -
back and watch the balloon. sad III kinder
Age around to rds a grocery. I've biz tastin'
cokernui fer the Last I've rslri,s = - 49,
Royal Clress-
All Dresden has been going very near
y mad overtbe Ee.tsr-Fes:, or equestrian
DerforInacce. which had been Gevised by
he officers o. the Saxon army as their
particular foi IA 0. fe.iclta:soH y the hing
N the occaSicn. On tie 60Dth GnniseT-
arr % the birth Of the house Il Victim
- the ruling dynasty 4 ~bz. Is now the
Of Sz1ouy, kura2chssn took
stars Ia the liberatfon Of
Vienna from Kars Mzs.apha aad hIs BE-
iezing bordss o. TuTc. aEd tie inci-
ieu:s Of that dege. with al Is tao.ley
r. alIensseia's Lager Of DaE&ie Dzlgettles
rom every state Ia Germany, zsrr, says
he Times eor-szpoaGsnt. eelscsei - T.
che Of tho usoss EsEiiorsous
ages n saxon history.
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4, richly dressed and ssnoou.sxs.. after
he faShsior. Of De ;l,rs. s.rez.un-s iaio ,hs
rena In soocsszi-s groura or eradrflias
4 Iartars, Poles and German fruo,s q
arious eont1ngents, aid rzsrr.iogs were
Dc ieAz OF graceful hossenaczkic per
orrnec. 20 sce sound q Dreaming music
nolsh In this respect the TAri@rs. pr,
oriiied BY scrne IL the rsns- 1zrtnz ridsrs
a AtrS AIh~rs's army corps. s&saly eors
way tbs palm, with Their circus Eks
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