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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21
STOCK FARM FOR SALF.

offer my farm of 500 acres for
sals and will give purchaser imme.
dlate possession. 1t is situated on
TIE West Peoatonica, three miles
from Rewey, four miles from Bel
mont and nine miles from Mineral
Point. Three hundred acres in
meadow aud pastures, remainder in
timber land, partly cleared. Only
part of timber land need be taken
if so desired.
For particulars apply to w. A..
Jones, Mineral Point, Wis.
9tt john JOINS.
Mitiiin, Wis.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21
Queer Hunting Methods.

In Dakota there prevails among the
roriyes most inspiring method of
,,,,rsuit. When ut distance he per-
eeire "A flock of geese garnering the
o,ldsn Grain in blissful unconscious
55ess Of approaching evil he ,taeks up
tovard them in most unconscious
and innocent sort of way, just as
,Lonob he had some funny business to
ottsnd TO in that particular field. The
Sc feed on unconsciously, doubtless
5,ounecting the approaching team with
NV, and oxen and farm work, to
ETbirb they have long been accus-
toned Finally, when the team is
ra,riv in range, they become some
wIat suspicious and prepare for flight,
aapplng their tails and stretching their
nerks toward each other.
This is the vital moment. The jehu
spnlies the whip good, and the bron-
cBos nv over the prairies with the
,yings Of the lightning. The hunting
vagon sails over the plowed ground,
occasionally striking the solid ground
m ret new start, while the hunters
bs9o desperately on to the seats, and
are filed to the eyes and ears with
subble. ploughed ground, and chat.
A goose, although generally keeping
nm with the intellectual procession up
on such an occasion as this, is reduced
IN q lamentable state of desuetude.
Filling the air with incoherent lament
atoms. they rush about hither and yon,
undecided whether to fly or fall nobly
in the breach Now, a goose has to
get a run to give it start when it
rises and, as it can only rise against
the wind, if you approach on the lee
ward side. the goose is compelled to
meet YOU halfway. Thus one has am
BE opportunity to ruffle the plumage
Of such bird before it can get well
ont Of range. -Mimeap0Lis Tribune.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21
Reesc & Cnricr

4 FToRNEYS AND COUNSELLORs, Dodgevllle.
~ Wis win practice IN all courts va the state.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21
- F. NJ f
ToE W. GDEB Eve :!

I am ready for Spring Bust
ness. have the very choicest
of Cloths, gathered from the
best looms of the old and new
world. England, Scotland Ger
many and France have con-
tributed their finest Goods to
complete my stock. America
produces the best medium
price cloth in the world for
Americans to wear. | have
the best makes.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21

4 TToRNEY AND COUNSELLOR, Dodgeville. Wis.
WI practice In a. the courts OIL This State. ex.
cept The Iowa County .probate) Court.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21

J. q, VIVIAN, NJ. d. srANsa.yV VIVIAN Al "a
vivian a SON.
physicians AND SURGEONS. Mineral Pa VI.
L Once IN Niyian's Drug store
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21
CHURCH SOCIETIES.


TRINITY -. ........... ..... NJ CHASE. Pastor
sunday services at l0;30, A. NJ. and 700. =. NJ.
Sunday School at $500 p. NJ. Services on Fri
day evenings at $50 O'Clock.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21
D. vi. mnlrs. u. b. :.

+ RAnUATE Of Pennsylvania College Of Dental
surgery, Philadelphia, Pa Odice over Guudry,
Gray 4 90 3 store, Mineral Point Wis
NITROUS OXDE administered for the painless ex
traction OF teeth
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21
The Tribune DirectoI,y.
PHYSICIANS
Imam, N, b, pMNLIp REILLY AZ
IEallman n Reilly,

| physicians AND SURGEONn. Gradpates of
1 Bellevue Hospital Medical College, OF Nr, yors
'hy' Nhiees 10 Dr.. Tamau's building, four doors
AoeY Puliord's drug store, High street
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21

DHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. -Omce I'm len.
L ahsn's block, up stairs. Grst door TO left Resi-.
denee first door west from NJ n. Church Mineral
Point, Wis
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21

RSN' CYRUS LANYt
CotiTeu 81 I.anyon,
John e. Innes.

\ TroRNEYs AT LAW, Mineral Point. Wis
= omee up stairs over post.Odice Always on
hand 90 attend 20 any business Wf
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21

I EORGE H LEGATE RELIEF CORPS. NO.
\ g. Regular meetings the first and third
Friday afternoons of each month. lsiiuE
members always welcome
NHs CHARlpTrA PmDEArX, Pres.
LAURA BEELIN, Secretary.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21
ITTORNETS.


A TTuRNBYS AND C0UNsEIoRs. Mineral
Point, Wisconsin. Oalre IN Nfst National
Bank building WI, practice 90 an state and q s.
Courts 1,I,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21

ST.. MARY'S tGerman) ... +. X WEINHARr
Pastor. sunday services. First Mass az 500.
A. NJ; High Mass at 1000 A. NJ; Vcspers at
3:00.P.M.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21
CITIC SOCIETTES.

IUDSON ENCAMPMENT. No. 83, LO.OFt
! ! meets the "a and 4th Tuesdays of each
month Patrarchs visiting the city are invited.
S. c. THOMAS Alb WHITNEY.
Scribe. Chief Patriarch,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21

MINERAL POINT LODGE. No. !. +. &A.M.;
VI meets Isl and 81 Tuesdays of each month.
b. n. pHIDEAuN, n. II. WRIGHT,
W. NJ. Secretary.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-03-21

ST. PAUL'S Irish ........J. O'KEEFE Pastor
SUNDAY services. High Mass at i0:0O ~.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-07-05

PAY as you GO.

PAY AS YOU GO.
Hyou would have no silvered hair
Before It's time, if you would show
A forehead free from lines of care.
(. There Is way--psy as you go.
II you would have this troubled earth
A little Heaven here, and know
A life made long by healthful mirth
! And sweet content---pay as you go.
II you would hear your door bell ring
Without the fright that duns hestow,
And gladly see the postman bring
A latter strange-pay as You go,
IL yon wlthouta blush would meet
Aud greet each person high or low,
II you would proudly walk the street
Af'llleye none barfed-pay as you go.
II Yea With independent pfide
Would say that not man you owe,
If you would not be forced to hide,
And lie and cringe-pay as you go.
If you at night would soundly rest
And wake without the sense of woe
That makes you nervous and depressed
And won't shake off-pay as you go.
If you would have bank account
For rainy days and watch 1t grow,
And always have snug amount
About your clothes-pay as you 60
Pay as you go-go as you pay
And earth will heaven be below
But IL you try the other way
1t will be hell--pay as you 90.
IL a. D0,I0s
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-07-05
MOURNING GOODS
U N o RW AR

is complete and prices low.
The Hosiery and Glove Department is well
stocked.
Smith Il Angeles celebrated fat black
Hose and Iiali-hose, all sizes.
The best Kid Glove at a dollar to he found,
better AT 81 20 and 81 90.
The celebrated q. p. Corset. with Others
from b0c TO ST 30.
fiannels, Blankets, Comforts, Spreads, Ia
BILE Damasks.
Napkins, Towels, DOylies, Turkey Red
Damask.
Ginghams, Prints, Sheetiugs and Domes-
tics.
Gentlemen's and Boys Cassimeres and
heavy Cloths.
Trimmings, Dress Buttons and Notions.
BARGAINS 10 Handkerchiefs and White
Goods.
N.Y. With accommodating salesmon, who
will consider IL II pleasure to show you goods,
invite your patronage.
va ! will be pleased to see my Montgom-
cry county customers.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-07-05

Have no respect for that self Boosting
charity which neglects all objects of com
miseration near and around it, but goes
to the end Of the earth in search OF mis-
cry.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-07-05
Building

First Story-Upholstery Goods, Lac
Second Story-Carpets, Rugs. Oil
Third Story-Parlor Furniture. q
Fourth and Fifth Standardization
ling and Office Furniture.
Sixth Story-Storage and Work Sh
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-07-05

Among other important scientific dis
coveries is the fact that woman can be
cured of angular penmanship BY telling
her that she aud her handwriting look
alike.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-07-05

II am afraid that young Thomson.
who calls on you 80 often, is rather
fast young man." said father to his
daughter.
"Oh, no, he isn't, father. replied the
little brother, who was present.
"What do you know about Mr.. Thorn
son ?" demanded the old man.
81 only know" he replied, chat him
ask sister for kiss last night, aud she
told him he could have one If he would
be quick about it. But it was the
s--o- w-e-s-t kiss | ever saw"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-07-05

A first-rate line Of 5-Frame Bod
Brussels at 81 per yard made, lai'
and LINED,
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-07-05

First class in natural philosophy,
stand up, whats attraction p please,
sir, il is the look that blue-eyed gal
gives to her lover" Fright. sir ! Now
tell me what inertia isT' Inertia, sir.
is desire TO remain where you are--a
feeling that piece of calico experiences.
when leaning against velvet vest. "
"Excellently well posted. sir we will
proceed TO the next class"
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30

WILL Nor VoTE FOR THE REPUBLICAN
CANDIDATES FOR THE LEeIsLATURE.-A
communication from an old-line Republican
in the last Valley VTginidn, signed Crush
vile Republican," takes the consistent po-
itio1 thai th oss who are opposed to Ma
hone and Mahonesm should not support
the Malone candidates for the Legislature,
for which he assigned a conclusive reason.
He says
"We are invited to support the county
ticket if we cannot go the State ticket.
Well, suppose we do, and suppose the Ma
honites carry the General Assembly, Will
that not be just what Malone is fishing fors
Even should he be defeated as Governor a
majority in the Legislature will send him to
the United States Senate, which would be
more ruinous to the Republican party of
Virginia than if he should become Gov
ern0r, with Democratic Legislature. We
have no word of censure for either of our
county candidates. Both are gentlemen, so
far as we know. But they were nominated
by Mahone.made convention, aud will 90,
if elected, to the Virginia Legislature to
serve and obey their lord and master, Billy
Malone. Hence, we cannot support them.
We do not intend to take anything in ours
that is adulterated with Mshoneism.''
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30
Dream of Fair Women.

Tennyson in his exquisite poem, dreams
of long procession of lovely women of
ages past. This is all very we'll, but the
laureate would have done the world:a great
er service if he had only told the women of
the present how they could improve their
health and enhance their charms. This he
might easily have done by recommending
the use of DR. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip.
ton. Health ia the best friend of beauty,
and the innumerable ills to which women
are peculiarly subject, its worst eremies.
Long experience has proven that the health
of womankind and the "Favorite Prescrip-
ton" walk band in hand, and are iusepara-
BILE. 1t is the only medicine for women,
sold by druggists under positive guaran-
tee from the manufacturers, that it will give
satisfaction In every case, or money will be
refunded. This guarantee is printed on the
bottle-wrapper,. and faithfully carried out
for many years.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30

No. carries Pullman Palace Sleeping CaI
through from New York to Roanoke where
close connection is made with through Pull
man Sleepers from Roanoke to Knoxville
Chattanooga, Memph Atlanta, Selma, Mo-
bile and all points South and southwest.
Has connection at Hagerstown ith fast mail
from Baltimore.
Also makes close connection at Waynes-
boro junction with @. o. Railway west
bound trains,
No has through connection from Philadel-
phia via Harrisburg and c. V. Railroad, and
rom Baltimore via w NJ. r. R.
CONNECTIONS.
At Hagerstown, Nd, with the Western Mary
and Railroad to and from Baltimore, Freder-
ck, Emmittsburg. Gettysburg, Penmar,
Waynesboro, Pa, and points on the Western
Maryla4id Railroad and branches.
With the Cumberland Valley Railroad to and
rom Harrisburg, Carlisle, Shippensburg,
Jhambersburg, Mercersburg, Martinsburg and
points on the Cumberland Valley Railroad and
branches.
Also to and from Pittsburg and the West and
Northwest. and Boston, New York Philadel-
ohia, and the North and East.
At Shenandoah Junction, W. Va, with Main
Ii ie of Baltimore &Ohio Railroad to and from
The West.
Wsvnesboro Junction with c. & o Ry. East
and West bound trains.
At Loeb Laird, with Lexington Branch OF
Richmond & Allegheny Railroad.
At Buchanan with Main Line of Richmond
& Allegheny Railroad.
At Roanoke, with Norfolk & Western Rail-
-oad.
STAGE CONNECTIONS.
At Boyce. for Millwood and Winchester, Va.
At Troutvtlle for Fincastle.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30
WITHOUT A PRICE.

["Quay and C1arkson can never buy Virgin
la with Northern gold."- Valley Virgfntan,l
Shall they bind her in the mark ct, our Moth
| er? Shall the gold
OF the alien buy the honor that was never
bought nor sold /?
Are all dead who flashed about her form the
sword of old :?
| The hireling and invader, the Judas who be-
trayed her,
Shall these find the strong arms weary and
the fervid hear rts grown cold !?
Our beautiful They smote her n the lurid
years gone by;
The Hessian steel went to her soul to drain her
life blood dry,
And they hailed the red stream. gushing, with
a fierce exultant cry
The haters who belied her. the false tongues
that decried h err
But they could not touch her honor. and she
did not fall to die
Once more her foes assail her. they gather once
again.
They seek to buy the virtue that their bay
nets have not slain,
The trickster with the Northern gold, the
pander for his gain:
But her leal sons throng about her
ANA Jney cannOI WIN Flreinla !-1uey iotcn
their bribes in vain
Lift high thy head, Virginia! Thy peerless
crest lift high,
With honor's ensign in thy cheeS, her watch
fires in thine eye!
The Hessian hordes that gather in, thy loyal
sons defy.
We hail thee for our mother! We yield unto
none other,
That heart of Freedom in thy breast their gold
can never buy
Staunton, Oct. IL, 1889.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30
How to Make Yourself unhannx.

In the first place. if you want to make
yourself miserable, be selfish. Think all the
time of yourself and your things. Don't
care about anything else. Have no feeling
for any one bnt yourself. Never think OF
enjoying the satisfaction of seeing Others
happy, but rather if you see smiling face
be jealous lest another should enjoy what
you have not. Envy every Cue who is in
any way better than yourself; think uukind-
ly toward them and speak lightly of them
Be constantly afraid lest some one should
encroach upon your rights; be watchful
against 1t. and if any one comes near your
things snap at them like mad dog. Con-
tend earnestly for everything that is your
own. though it may not be worth pin, for
your rights are just as much concerned as
If it were pound of gold. Never yield a
point. Be very sensitive, and take every
thing that is said to you in playfulness in
the most serious manner. Be jealous of
your friends, lest they should not think
enough of you; and, if any time they should
seem to neglect you, put the worst con-
struction upon their conduct you can.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30
Leave hope behind,

So ran the dire warning which Dante read
on the portals of the Inferno. So runs the
cruel verdict of your friends if you are over.
taken by the first symptoms of that terrible
disease consumption. "Leave hope behindl
Your days are numbered y And the strug-
gle against death is given up in despair
But while there is life there is hope DIR.
Piercs's Golden Medical Discovery has cur
ed hundreds of cases worse than yours; and
it will cure yod, if taken in time. But do
lay is dangerous No power can restore a
wasted lung; the "Golden Medical Discov-
ease.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30
BY linda BARTON HAYe.

BY linda BARTON HAYe.
The threatening rain-clouds droop and spread
Aud the whirling waters leap
From rocky tarns near the mountains head,
And through the meadows sweep;
The dank grass bends, and the burdocks shed
The glittering gems from their purple woof-
But low is the sound with monotone tread
Where the rain falls slant on the roof.
Apples with streaks of a crimson dye.
And plums with silvery pail.
From rain-whipped trees in the orchard lie,
Or dashed meath the garden wall;
The rain god drives through storm sweptsky
The pattering drops have the bea. of hoof-
But dreamy at night is the lullabT
Ofth rain on the slopipg roof!
Quick splashes drip from the dal + ened pane,
And we know the petals part
From lilies drenched with the dri ing rain.
And tears from the red rose start;
That fields spiked thick with the BEARDED grain
Have heads bent low in dumb reproof-
But soft on the ear of a nocturn strain
Is the fall of the rain on the root!
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30

SENATOR VANCE AND HIS WIFE's RELIC.
IoN.-Senator Va1ce's first wife was q
Presbyterian and quite active in church
work. Some years ago he married for the
second time, and got wife who is Ro-
man Catholic. One of Zeb's Presbyterian
friends in North Carolina said to him re-
Gently: 81 hear your new wife is Cstho-
lie. How in tho name of common sense
did you come to marry q Romanist? 1t
caused much sorrow in the church. -
''Well," said Zeb II have tried rum and
rebellion, and 1 thought l would like to try
Romanism''
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30
One of tho Brightest Charms

Of fair face is fine set of teeth. The la
dies being fully alive to this fact, patronize
SOZODONT in preference to any other
since they know by experience
that it preserves like no other the pristine
whiteness and cleanliness of the teeth, and
makes naturally sweet breath additional
ly fragrant. 1t is one of the privileges of
the bedur sec to look lovely and that pro-
portion of it which uses SOZUDONT, has
learned that the article contributes in no
small degree to the end in view. All drug
gists sell it.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30

there preached. Good-by. old place, where
some of us first felt the Gospel peace, and
others heard the last message ere they fed
away into the skies! Good.by, Brooklyn
Tabernacle of 1878! But welcome our new
church. 4 see it as plainly as though it
were already built) Your gates wider,
your songs more triumphant, your in
gatherings more glorious. Rise out of the
ashes and greet our waiting visionl Burst
OF our souls, oh day of our church's resur-
rection! By your altars may we be pre-
pared for the hour when the fire shall try
every mans work of what sort it is. We'll
come, Brooklyn Tabernacle of 1S9OiS
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30

AN UNCONSCIOUS cars PAw.-Brown:
always make it rule to conceal nothing
from my wife; 1 tell her everything.
Jones: Yes, and / can't say that like
you for it.
Brown: How 80? Why not?
Jones: Why, your wife tells everything
you tell her to my wife, and my wife just
rakes me over the Goals for it.-Munssy's
Weeklu.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30

The Farmville "Journap' saws that in a
private letter received by citizen of that
town from a business correspondent of
York, Penn, the following reference is
made to our canvass
81 hope your people will elect Captain
Mckinney Governor next month. The
election of Mshone would throw your State
back at least five years. Northern capital
will continue to go into Virginia, but Ma
homes methods and negro rule will check
it, and your grand old State will suffer in
calculable injury. Bury Billy 60 deep that
he will never be heard of again. Whether
you are Democrat or Republican you owe
il to your State to beat Billy Mahone.'
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30

A SERIOUS MIsTAKE.-Enraged Father:
Well, that's the last time I'll ever be fool
enough to give any of my daughters We'd
ding check.
Mother: Why, Charles! there's nothing
wrong, hope.
Euraged Father: Yes: but there is. That
fool of son.in-law has gone and had it
cashed.-Judge.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30

1t is the court ship that leads to the mat
rimonial sea.-Harper'S B0zar.
Making love in the orchard is something
of an apple pairing ~ Washington Capital.
Unlike other ships, courtship does not
reckon its progress by nots.-Baltimore
american.
Marry your sweetheart on your birthday,
if you can, young man. 1t will save you
money every year in anniversary presents.
SomerUille Journal.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30

Mr.. LEE. why, Addie. you needn't cry about
it! l only said Mrs. Allen was very we'll
Informed woman, and wished you would follow
-er example"
MRS; LEE. eyes, and last week you said you
wished could manage to look as stylish as Mrs.
Allen,-and she makes all her own clothes. But
she has what haven't
Mr.. LEE. "What is that ?'
Mrs LEE. swell, she gets all of her informa-
tion from the Magazine they take | admit that
she knows all that is going on and is bright and
entertaining in conversation but could do az
well as she does if l had the same source of
information. She lent me the last number of her
Magazine lately, and learned more in one hours
reading about various social matters and the
topics of the day, than would pick up in month
by my occasional chats with friends. 1t certainly
covers every topic of interest, from the news Of
the day down to the details of housekeeping;
and everything is so beautifully illustrated too.
Every time Mamie goes over to the Aliens she
comes back and leases me to get you to take
Demorests Family Magazine, as the stories are
SO good Even the b6ys watch for it every month,
as place is found for them also in its pages and
Mr.. Allen swears by it. 1t is really wonderful
how it suits every member of the family -
Mr.. LEE. g Yell perhaps had better send fora
Specimen Copy for if it is anything like what you
sayitis it will amuse and instruct the whole Of u.s..
MRS LEE. 81 see that W. Jennings Demorest,
the publisher Is East 18th Street. New York, is
we can't lose anything, each number contains
Pattern Order emitting the holder 10 any
Pattern she may choose, and in any size which
alone makes each copy worth 80 cents and just
want a jacket pattern like Mrs. Aliens. The
subscription price is only SO 60 year and
must say l can't see how they can publish SO
elegant Magazine for SO little money"
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30
Observation-Disclosures Tom. Nv

Charlie-(dejectedly)-"Say, Tom, I've
lost my best girl" Tom-"No? How did
it harpen?" Charlie-"Aw, was altogeth-
er too funny for her." Tom-"Too funny?
What do you mean?' Charlie-"Well, you
see, she was crazy to have pet dog. so 1
gave her pug and told her 1 selected that
kind because it matched her nose so per-
fectly. See? Confound funny man, any
Washington Critic.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-10-30

He KNEW THE MAN-''Is that immova-
BILE mau sitting on the hotel piazza one of
our citizens ?' asked visitor in neigh
boring town.
"Yes, he's an old resident" replied the
person addressed.
"He is a very diguified man, judge"
continued the stranger.
''Oh, no, that's not dignity you notice.
explained the other, ''that laziness. Chi.
cago Globe.