Evening journal., 1889-07-22
ITEMS OF INTEREST

kHtD RQHStll 1lhiAAoOA NAApa fFAeh XetSA
Victoria on Monday. Monday, you
know, isn't wash day at the Queens
house Chauncey Depew is also having
high old time over there. dining and
wininp with the dukes. Son Russell
may sharpen his pencil one OF these days
and dash off some such cablegram as this I:
DEAR PoP: Everything splendiferous.
Breakfast with baron, dine with duke
and sup with Supreme Highness every
day. counting Sundays. Glorious Our
stocks way up Razzle-dazzle EN- over
there for another term Let's 90 1t while
we're young. Your OWN PRINCE Russ.
Philadelphia Record
THE record Of cures accomplished by
Hoods Sarsaparilla can never be com
pletely written. The peculiar curative
powers Of Hoods Sarsaparilla are sue,
cessful when everything else has failed.
If your blood is impure, your digestion
out Of order, try Hoods Sarsaparilla.
MOSQUITOES are so plentiful in Chicago
that a couple Of lovers sitting on the
back steps Of residence on Wabash
avenue were bitten $50 times in thirty
minutes They didn't mind it, however,
lin fact they didn't know they had re-
ceived bite until an hour after. ID O.
troit Free Press.
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KNIGHTS of st. Lawrence excursion to
Brandywine Springs, Tuesday July 23.
Good music all day. Tickets 20 cents,
good on all trains.
ftNxTl., a. L 1,aIr laIg 3
Well, last night / dreamed | died and
stone at the head Of my grave.
Parker-"Saw your tombstone, chr
And what Of it2'
"Why, am trying to live up to the
epitaph | saw on IL. New York Sun.
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FEHRENBAcH's and Stoeckles Beers.
Foord Bottling Co.
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Mr. LAPIDARA Ito old Jason Plunkett,
showing him fine emerald)I venture
you've never seen a stone showing so
rich green as that
Mr.. Plunkett examining the gem criti-
cally)-'Taint nothin' side O old Hez
Stones son Jake, as sets up with my Ma
Indy. Jewellers Weekly.
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RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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MRs. EAGER (throwing open the door,
oh. excuse me thought II was my
husband
Rats Maginniss-well, mum. yez
needn't apologize; | wouldn't be ashamed
to be. louisville Courier journal.
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PEoPLE's Cafe, 3rd & Market. Bareford.
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WATsoN-What was the largest trout
yon ever caught, Fly2 Fly--Let's see,
what day Of the week is this, Watsoni
Watson Monday, believe. But what
in the world has that to do with by ques
tion? Fly-0h, nothing. only l guess
you'd better wait till Wednesday, / al
ways like to get as far as possible from
Sunday when l tell about that trout -
Someryille journal.
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WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard I
Davis, No East Second street
80
Gotham Dame-Do you think Mr.. Nice
fellow is In earnest3
Daughter guess so. He asked me
last evening which one of your daughters
was your pet, and told him that
| thought II all three were married yor
would rather live with Clara or Dora than
with me. New York Weekly.
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BEReNER Engel ''Tannhaeuser' Beer
Foord Bottling Co.
"OH, papa, she said with a blush
| young Mr.. Chestnut, who owns 80 many
coal mines in Pennsylvania, is coming
again this evening, and says he wants K
see you on important business. "Al
right, my dear, responded the old man
chuckling her playfully under the chin
Il guess know what the young mar
wants" That evening Mr.. Chestnut
came to the point at once.
Mr.. Hendricks, he said boldly, q
want to ask you If you have laid in your
winters stock of coal Celestial City
80
MAPS, prices, terms and all informa
tion about "Creston" lots can be obtaine'
at No. 7i2 Market st, Office open ever,
day and tuesday evening until o'clock
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| DUDEsBY-Aw, / heah that Charley
Iittlesense was, aw, expelled from tn
knickerbocker Club.
Braneless-Yes One of auah members
douncherknow, went, aw, into the clu
and found, aw, the fellah thinxin
Dudesby Bah Jovel what break =
Nashville American.
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DIR. DEHARDrs pennyroyRl pills 81
Sold by druggists; also by mail. 2O3
Ninth street, Philadelphia. Ladies b
ware Of limitations
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PoDGERs-Haw see the lovely cwei
chaw danced with Just now, Todga
Todgers-Yes. Nice girl. Knew b,
very WELL Married to a deuced jealor
; chap, who insists on her dancing wit
the ugliest and plainest man In the room
TO day.