Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-08
PTTIl AND POINT.
Observation-Disclosures.
Very head strong Goats.
A wood-pile--A frame house,

rhii"iiucrS-fiS Hcrincn.
Very head strong-Goats.
n woOd-pilc--A frame house.
a pnncs-taking MANA glanicr.
All played out-Opcn mir concerts.
A second story back- Tho cancels.
Always striking oil-Salad makers.
Have tho laugh on thcm-A instrcls.
Cutting oil incomc-Clpping coupons.
Invisible apcrture--Tho crack of
whip.
An old, wcll-known club mnn-IIor.
culos.
Tho greatest thing TO beat carpet I,
n rug.
Whether on land or wntor, n wild stcor
brings tho danger Of collisions.
Forged notes and bogus checks may
be classcd ms gnilt-cdgcd paper.
a surveyor may not believe in chance,
and yet he is continually drawing lots.
1t takes an unusually sclf-satisncd
man to ho arrogant and naughty in
pair of frnycd trousers.
Tho American aborgincs had none OF
our modern tools, but they were familiar
with tho lndinn lilo. -hied.
81 tell you," snid tho Dime Museum
man, "Ginnts come high, but wo must
hnvo 'om. "-Mcp York. SUI.
Home mado broad is like the sun In
two respects IL is ''sct" at night and
by morning 1t "riscs "--Ncio YORK Sun.
Thrtcen's IN luck; hut whom you got
Thirteen oggs fOrn dozen, nlnuki
Who ever hcnrd OF you spelling tho charm
l'y giving the odd ono 6ncki
Little Charlie" Mammn, where do
little fishes slocp2" Alnmmn-"ln tho
bed of tho river, dear. "--DIuko's 1Mlga-
sino.
A mustard plaster docs not seem smar.
ut first, but it makes it's impression by
lnrd, stoady applica.ion.- York
Mcos.
This Is tho time that tho fattost boy
has to walk out on tho now-madc leo to
sntisfy his companions whether it will
"bcnr" or not
Owing to tho frequency Of the rnids OF
the road agents out West travellers arc
often afflicted with IL stage fright. Dc.
trOn Free Press.
Engistratc- "Tcn dollars or ton dnys,
Uncle ltnstus2" Uncle linstus (after
long thought) -"Wcll, guess I'll take
the ten dollars. "-LVd.
"Plnt dog IL almost human, Mnria,n
said Mr.. lruscblc. clio is indeed, John.
lie is almost as snnppy when ho wakes
up rs you arc. "-Argo,y
Some day tho law will step in and put
black cnps on tho heads of few n Whito
Caps, and then there will be an end to
this species OF lawlcssncss.
a silken gown she snid she'd wear;
She dOnnod IL, WASH long about it,
But when tho innidcn took II chnir
Tho gown was sat in-do You doubt til
--BOstOn Courier.
elbow was il such mean fellow MS Do
links handed You his cigar casc!r asked
Merritt. ole just pulled it out to show
mo he hadn't Il cigar left. "--Me.o YorA
| Sun.
"You'rc nm angel" said Western
man, ungualdcdly to his wife, "No,
Pm not, y. she responded, with conviction.
PPM II woman, and l want new winter
| suit"
An Irish magistrate asked prisoner il
he was married. "No," replied tho man.
"Thcn," said His Worship, amid peals
of laughter, "it is good thing for your
wife, Weekly Lctiger.
Irato Passenger (as train is moving
oif)-"Why the - didn't you put my
luggage in us told you, you old"
Portcr-"E-h, man! yer baggage os ma
sic fulc as ycrsclf. Ycrc i the wraug
train. n-L0ad0n Panch
THE OLD, OLD STORY.
Ile jumped from tho roof with his flying
machine
Strapped firmly from shoulder to shoe
The coroncrs jury remarked TINT licensed
Met death through defects i'll tho few.
Emma's parents had moved about
great deal. One day some older people
were telling where they were "born and
brought up" "Well," said the five
ycar-old wlth-a sigh, ~ was born and
brought up all vcr."-Judge.
a little daughter of family on Alfred
street was teasing her mother, who at
last said hastily: "Do be patient, childl
be paticntn az don't want to-" re-
tortcd the little girl; that's what they
put in tho ambulance. "--Detroit free
Press.
"What do you say, Johnny" askel his
mamma, when his Uncle Harry gave him
ten cents. 81 don't know what to say" re-
piled Johnny, "uness it be that should
think he might have made it quarter
while he was about it. n-Bost0n Tran
| script.
THE MAIDS soLlLoQUY.
She stood before looking -glass-
A winsome, pretty, dark-cyei Lass
Her head n little TO one side
AS though all mankind she deiied
With check so rosy, neck so white,
Her long hair DER her shoulders fell,
Her brown eyes srarkled with delight;
II needed no soft speech to tell
| That sho was fair; she know it WELL
| And her soliiOluy ran thus:
| How awful slow the time would pass
If it wasn't for this looking-glass!'
| -Hdrpcr's Bazar.
The total number of Luthcrans of all
J classes is $50, $50.