New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-09
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Ihe davenport llOWA Hd'ihk "Hu W
a movement To remove the National CAPITAL to soma
point in Iowa scores q beat on It's sleepy eonnr-
poraries by nominating Davenport for the honor.
It's editor does not int0 details. but we infer ne,
he would follow tho usual Western plan Of putting
the Capitol ard other public buildings In Wsshiusnn
wheels, and csrting them out 10 Davenport. Tbs
White House hc would probably leave, as be has
very poor opinion Of It's sanitary condition. The Or
vantases claimed for Davenport arc, that 10 on ne
Missouri that t is central In loo alton and that 10 has
no red ants and malaria We are afraid bow.
ever. that Davenport Is doomed to disappoinnnsnt
Financial Necessity Young M.n s,,ss,.
w wad y0% SSs sSH Si 81 ss
Managing Editor-About $50.
Anxious Young MAXWELL, pr.n. IT. AN sests
tary Of the Twin to- AGENT Young Mems CSue
and must do something TO counterfeit the present
expensive craze, or drop out OF soeiey.-tonahs
"Tbe Albany Argus thus described In . recent
issue the home OF DR.. John Hsa: From tho sttf.
necked butler, who admits you AZ the door, TO us
smallest and most unimporsnt parsons in tao bonso
thene Is evidence OF sohdity and wealth. 10
understood this sa necked butler has disappooo
pnd with him nearly million Of property. Tho eutia
has not been seen for over tweny-one years
THE pupELEr IN THE BOOKLET.
Alone. and warming his ave wits,
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when all the house with Interest glows,
And ears are strained 20 catch each word;
When music like torrent nows,
And singers struggle 10 be heard,
Unmoved. the butt OF ali the wits,
The Dudelet In the bo1let SITS,
His milk white hands. with costly 1nss;
Uphold a iewelled opera-glass
Sometimes a languid glance he hing
Upon tho crowd OF "middle-cass,s
Unheedful Of the Jokes that pass
Upon his style and lack OF wits
This Dudelet who In the boxet sitsl
The massive prlma donns's sleeve
Would az him q sn Overroat
Would At around his slender throaS
lie thinks the girls upon him dote -
This creature quite devoid Of wits,
This Dudelet who In the boxlet sits.
Where Is the strength where Is the llts
where is The brains OF such man
What kind OF girl will be his wife
H fs'I built 1' on some ptee6smIt plan:
Nor main nor pleasure SiIrs the wits
- '"' -(Ptsburg Rulstia.
,o., ,s,I n, printers ink is being wasted on the
discussion OF the question what National dover.
The fact is have great many excellent nov@s
which deserve 10 be National; and II would %
Unfair TO all the others 10 single out any ono OF men,
Tho discussion may be considered as huy enoed oy
the wag who writes to The Cincinnati Commercial
GAZETTEER "sayl what's der matter Wild wheat fur
der National FlourI' This reminds one OF Dr.
Johnson's preference "of all flowers, said the great
photographer, Il like caulfiower."
Destroying His Prospects-Father-see here, Robert
why do you mako such fuss about COINS 10 shooi.
Small BOY (tearfuyl-I-i don't want no educaaon,
pa cause il get one shsn't have soft seat
on jury like you.-(Burlington Free Press
man near Beaver Falls Penn. can euro rheu'
matsm by gently blowing on the patients fse
There are some men whose breath would drive away
most anything not absolutely mmovsble and probably
this man has that kind Of a breath. But We shoea
think the patients would prefer the rheumatism 10 Toe
mode Of cure
remarkably charitable old lady, with good word
for everybody and ClersGS r even ts sS to
say that was complimentary and pleasant ssout ins
her Sn one ScS Sey to Us Sse
Mother by the way, what do you think Of his sats""
SwsIiS replied the old lady, mildly, az think =.
would all do well to copy his diligence
| SitinPs.
Tho religious services which have been held IA
| various Philadelphia theatres for the last esa'
years have been discontinued, owing to TIE refnsa
Of tho managers TO give the OF their theatres any
! longer There Is little doubt that number OK Ne.
York managers would be very willing to give tho "A
| Of their theatres on sunday evening for such pu
nose. II clergymen OF ability and influence NeN
| take hold Of the matter.
An Understanding at Last-oh Mr: Whoever Whoever sS
Gfes minutes. Finally no spoke;
| Miss Autumn, you are Pee"' ....
| "Oh, Mr., Widower"
| You pret---" ,,u. -
| How can you. Mr., WldowerT ..A
! al started 10 say that you were PRETTY
| Oh Won horrtd man. stop" 49, ,r.,.ws.
| Condemn IL all woman shonted NJ WIZ 1o 80
rising and breaking for the door, wsn'ea No oS,
demme, think you're twice as oid.'-Sssn fran''>4'
| Examiner. -
Gam small hasn't been . newspaper psrasrspsau.
| for nothing He defines high license ss nsa
| with no sense in IT, Every ssioonkeeper WIN
| inland tbis AZ a brilliant epigram.
| ,,,....u,,. Classical Fror--Govornment oiefk -
! ,asandt NTm m a frighthl hole. went % SOC ,ors
doctors yesterday and gSt az ~ hssi,s for is y
Sarsnca com pany, and the othor was oerihcswr 4
! dinsss 10 send TO the chicf with my pettaen ~
| weeks leave OF absenee? ,,.S An. N. vpst
'Trend-~iye done that myself WHAT'S tho
tort -. go, ID, ,.,,.a IN. certfhcs6
| IN mailing them. Tho insurance company ssstk
certificate of III health and the oniei nse ~ - &
cats OF good healtA.-lDoston bsAcoA