Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-07-19
suNFLowER sHADowINGs.
Seeds, Sips. seions. Sprouts. Shoots and sIiv'

Socks are usually worn decolette in
'coiored sassiety."
Work on the union depot at Atchison is
progressing rapidly.
Atchison girls speak of ham sandwiches
as angels food" She has inference to
| trichina.
Wire pulling has already begun in Kan
sas for the judgeship OF the jellies at the
county fairs.
An exchange is of the opinion that Noah
was in small business when he took a pair
of chiggers into the ark.
A Wellington girl calls her "love''
darling dove" 1t is because he is stock
man and bills hogs daily.
Geuda Springs lake has developed the
fact that the people from Winfield are
'.wartier" than Welhngtonlans.
The three prisoners in the county Jail at
Moundvile escaped by cutting hole
through the foundation yesterday morn
ing.
Myrtle Crumley, aged Is, Ada Gordon,
drowned near Fontana while bathing ID
| creek.
The man who plays ''Traumerei' on an
| ACCORDION in the bon ton fiat at Atchison
is notified that a yitriied britk weighs six
pounds.
1t is said that the names of the composers
! in the musical programs at Lawrence, are
shamefully conducive TO going out TO see
a friend.'
Topeka Capital: The women are the
ones to settle this storage battery question.
Men don't know anything about preserv-
! ing currants.
Bliss to the Anthony man is to sock his
! teeth in a cake of hokie poke and have the
| cold sbiyprS of comfort course through
! his persplrlng frame.
| II. Sellers, manager of the mills at Sa-
betha has been arrested for cruelty beat
| ing his wife three days ago. Her injuries
are said to be serious.
A prisoner escaped from the penitentiary
| Tuesday At the rate these birds have
been forsaking this boarding house OF late
it will soon be guestless.
Since the ladies of Topeka have taken to
bicycling not only the prudes blush when
they hear a suppressed glggle ana you
take 6O-lnch, don't you?
There is one person in a country town
more important tnan the pOllceman-hlS
mother, who rocked the cradle, which ap-
parently rules the earth"
The Salvation army at Wellington ar
raigned and tried his satanic majesty the
other night. By the noise they made they
evidently played the devil-for sucker.
Some fellows will take warning at the
white seeds, but the average apple eater
will not discover that it was green until
midnight, when he makes for the Jamaica
ginger
There has been an abundance of conjec-
lures why so many Arkansas City men aie
cutting of their boards. The solution lies,
perhaps. in the fact that an Arkansas City
beer is about three-fourths foam.
IL lid
condemned exploded its boiler near To-
peka, wrecking a train of flat cars, fatally
injuring the fireman, James button, and
seriously wounding Engineer Seacon.
Leavenworth Times: Mrs. Collins, the
colored religious maniac, is still making
it lively for the officers and all concerned
in the county Jail. She delivers on an av-
erage an grafton of 1900 words every
hour.
When girl who has encouraged young
man for several years suddenly tells him
that she can never be more than a sister
to him, he can for the first time see the
freckles on her nose.-Cameron Nlndl-
Gator.
A bull dog and bear were put up
against each other by Arkansas City sports
Wednesday. The fight took place In the ter
ritory. There were no hackers. but every
one in the crowd held the bottle during
some portion of the battle.
Sensation" said Edgar A. Poe, sis the
great thing to be observed in writing for
magazines" Why don't some kansan de-
pct the detailed horrors of chigger, mos
quito and bed-bug bite on square inch
of the flesh under the knee.
There is one case where Kansas editor
don't know whether TO laugh or cry. w hen
the paper is late getting out and every
body is hard at work. to have Farmer Big
heart appear at the press room door with
branch with twenty six peaches on It,
The only social distinction in Kansas
town Is that of the married folks, and
the young folks. " The latter SIT around
with glum faces and try to be big" and
the former tear up the earth and the
parIor carpet in their efforts TO be thought
young and frollcsome.
The Presbyterians of Arkansas City are
discussing the subject OF sending their
minister away for rest. We caution the
the minister not to leave for we know very
well what an Arkansas City flock would
do when out of the sight of their shepherd.
Wellington Monitor. What? Get an
other minister?
Yesterday at Mulvane Conductor Frank
Wright, of the Santa Fe, while standing
on the depot platform, was bitten by a
mad dog on the leg. lie run his train here
and last evening left for Great Bend to APP
DIV the maidstone. A little girl near Geuda
Springs was bitten Sunday by a rabd
canine, and she, too, has gone to Great
Bend.
The salt deposit of Kansas is uniformly
of the same quality and the analysis of
the product at Wellington shows substan
italy the same as the salt product at
Hutchinson and other points. This salt
bed is probably the largest in the world,
over 300 feet in thickness and of unknown
extent, but reaching several hundred
miles, and is a mine of uncalculable wealth
to this state.
An afternoon well spent: ] p. m. dinner
with delicious blackberr in abundance
From until 4. running your tongue over
the seeds between your teeth; from till D. |
distorting your mouth by getting your
whole hand in il in your attempts 10 pull
out the seeds: from to o. procuring tooth /
picks and puncturing and irritating your /
gums, the seeds still remaining; from till
co. in the dentists chair. Happy.
OKLAHOMA OUTLINES
Guthrie has sixty-two lemonade stands. !
Guthrie numbers a few burglars among /
its transient guests,