New-York tribune., 1889-12-21

Of faisehoods can you find the exact, purc a..
truth p sre1
number Of years ago school cxh,b,,,ou
the programme at MulwaDagO and on The ~, vas .,
momcntous event ono Of the little girls Who Wa o. ue
takon part In II ay dangerously sick M hos 70 esss
doctor had Just made his evening visit ara ,,e. % 1a
the case almost hopeless. when her brother I,'hnoone
thc nousc crying: Mamma, mamma, whoro22i no
, combl want To comb my hair to 20 10 svs sSe u
bltl0n.D Sakes alive, Joseph she replied etd
yonr poor sister expected 10 die at any minutci "a
take the comb and 20 along With yer + a. ,iaee
you had rather go 10 that old exhibition tho % Del
TO your own sisters fnneFal.T-Iilwaakee WI Mo- . -
Michigan bank president has Just resIyD.. =
Office and parted with his stock IN the bank 49,. ~
the bank directors insisted on employing waseA's
for the bank on Sundays The cxpresident is -
sabbatarian ana regarded this as breaking 0, ~
sabbath.
The way IN which worthy citizen Of Irish NJ,
election last month has just been relstAI IL b Nas
Listner by the mans employer. Patrick had hs
Interested IN n the Australian system, and when bis e
Well Patrick, have you voted ~
. have, sr.'
-. " Div pvil throable, sir; put a nate cross t.r,..
all the RepooblikiD and Praw'ibitiOnist names
voted clane Dimmccratlc ticket !"-( Boston "a
script. Hae
Gentlemen said an eminent Australian h,.
recently, the case for the Crown IS a mere skeI.7
mere skeleton, gentlemen; for as | shall pres,s.
show, ii has neither nesh blood nor bones in IT,, ~
another occasion nc sOlemnIy declared that gv..,
agreement Is not worth the paper it is written on,
They Would Appear soon.-Alfreda-Of cons.
love you Albert, with all my heart, but cannot -!
sent to marrying you just now. Why, think. love ~
Albert-You forget, dearest that my grandt,n.
had five articles accepted by magazine which VIM
paid for on publication.
Alfreda-i am thine - Lawrence American.
Here is French sentiment which has some ~.
in 1t Celebrity Is gaudy costume which the e,or,
puts on man in order that it may fire at him vs
the greater certainty Of hitting him.
A worthy deacon in a Vermont country town. ~.
discovered by his pastor Sunday morning sazi,.
an armful of wood for the kitchen stove The s1sDrs
of the discovery caused the deacon to drop his saw
"I-didn't suppose you'd sec me, parson! he Al
remember deacon, that there Is one higher than
who sees every evil act you commit
Yes parsOn,n assented the deacon: but then n
doesn't make such an awful fuss about lt!'(Burlhs
ton Free Press.
"The Boston Transcript tells this one on uuL
Johnny, who is having good streak and is leamin,
a new prayer. The other night he attempted b
replace completely his old /" Now lay mes with hs
new sour Father who art in Heaven lie had BE-
gun ali right, and had progressed far as on earth
as it is in heaven" when the slight nervousness .,
the occasion drove the rest Of the prayer out Of Ms
mind. So he groped vanly e. In heaven. Wen
Lord" said Johnny, nonchaantly, Il stuck'
A magazine writer, in telling How TO save Bgs'
says "Open your blinds by day and light brgf
fires by night; illuminate your rooms hang pictua
upon your walls: put books and newspapers gpa
your tables, and have and entertaining eamN'
And after doing all this. the probabilities are u.
your boys will spend their evenings in cAf
where the cOstlicst piece of furniture Is
75-cent deal table, and the cigarette smoke th&
that il can be thrown out Of the window with
shovel-( (NOrristOwn Herald.
Health Commissioner Bryant appears TO have
new idea as to the course Of the winds He Is
quoted, in speaking Of the spread Of Russian In
fuenza, as saying: We cannot quarantine the wind
and the disease is spread by them aIone.' II tbs
view is correct the disease should come to us by w
of the Pacific coast and not across the Atlanta
But no reports of its existence in the West or hI
Asia have reached On the contrary, the diseaAI
travelled rapidly southwark from Russia 10 spain
and did not follow the course of the winds. Isl
rapid appearance in ore Continental capital aft9
another would seem to indicate that the lines OF rsv
have more to do with its spreading than the wint
In recent grammar examination. in one OF or
Boston schools, class required u write |
sentence containing noun in the objective 0s
of the boys wrote the following sentence:
"The does not like to be licked
"What noun there is in the objective casel' aska
the teacher.
"Why is cow in the objective case7'
"Because the objects to being licked l"-(Bos,
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