New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-13
THE TALK of THE DAY.

@Artbur Richmond ought to utilize the tremendous
amount Of free advertising he is getting by going On
the lecture platform
A Natural SEQUENCE" What kind Of circus rig Is
that you've got On" asked the OLD man as ho '""'
@Ifs-s blazer, SIR" faltered the young clerk.
con, blazer is it? Well II yo, aOnu gel fred
only minute was needed-(Terre Haute fNpio'9'
The Rev. Joseph H. Twitchell of Hartford Conn.,
better known as Joe Twchell' declines an honorary
degree Of D. d. He considers It vastly greater
honor to be Joe' Twtchell, Of Yale.
A Pathfnder-TravIs-W going into the Adiron-
u" De Smifb~0f course DO you suppose man who
has trotted around Boston for I'VE years Is soin r
lose his way in the AdirOndacks! Not mum '-'""'
liugOn Free Press
Tanks with an automatic slot attachment have oeen
n1aced IN the public squares of Philadelphia, laoeiieu
" Drop penny in the slot and get cup OF pure
water.
Her Tender Point.-Poseyboy-oh Miss Sweet
lIps [ throw myself at your feet, l. . 7
Miss Sweetps-Please don't MI fV {19yr lin
shall have to confess that have corns'-lburhiis'o"
Free Press.
A clergyman in The Advance drops hint to his
brethren who are about TO take their Ndo@ior.
CASUALLY, he says, ministers behave very wei
in their summer vacations. Sometimes, however,
hear OF one or two who do not behave themselves
we'll The other summer at Old Orchard was MasSa-
cbusetts clergyman whose uncouthness of manner an
nncouthness which he assumed, caused much remark.
Ten years ago followed in the Rangeiey Lanes 'ile
trail of minister of New-York city. lie hau oi'
an aroma OF alcohol and of breaking OF the Fourth Co
mandment behind him. But such inieIclues arc NV
treatment. Ministers are usually very good class
NJ gentlemen when away as we'll as at homei III tno
vacation as well as In the working season."
MArD MULLER AND THE MOWER.
Maud Muller at the close of day
Was out In the front yard cutting nay.
Maud was a very pretty sight
Pushing the mower trim and bright.
She wasn't specially fond of work
But she fingered there where she migno nirt'
In an innocent quiet sort of way,
With the dudes who CHANGED to past there stray
And one who looked at her pretty face
Quite fell I'm love with It's tender grace
As the days went by the twain were W ,ei,s,d,
And the hays now made by the boys msleao'
But whenever the children are cutting grass
She signs sigh and she says Alas
"Of all sad words Of pen or tongue,
The Saddest those by the mower sung"
-Omaha World,
smith-why, JONES' thought you were down at
the seaside enjoying your vacation'
Jones-so was but l into the city to get
taste of some nice fresh fish, The seaside IS the one
place where you can't get fresh fish as rule You
see they have TO come from New-York and they get
pretty stale the journey.
Emily Soldene is English from her feet up. mouth
and all, and coclney English at that. she can
sneak the language well enough but will occasionally
drop an h. or air her broad cOckney dialect once
when She and DeWolf Hopper were dining together.
she almost parayZed him by calling out
"Wyter. won't you p0ss me the grypcsP
She means grapes" explained Hopper 10 the star,
ing waiter. Bring her green ones, and you VIII
hit 1t either way !"-Stage.
AT the dedication Of the Catholic cathedral at sacra
mento the other day check for S17s was received
from the Bna Israel Synagogue as an offering TO the
Catholic poor.
The Law Of Compensation.-" Things do even up
pretty we'll In this world. a rule" unused the para
graph man. First make a little joke on hash, and
tben the composltor makes hash out of the little
Joke "-(Tere Haute Express.
C1ara-But what If he should commit suicide on your
account?
May-There. now don't you mention any such pos
sibity as that to me, Clara Jones l don't think
much of the man who makes such a scandal for the
woman he pretends to love. No. siri If any man
brought me into publicity in that way Pd-pd never
marry him!
The Musical Director.-Mrs. Younghusband-Well.
Aunt Jane. how did you like the symphony concert?
Aunt Jane from the cOuntryl-Oh, pretty we'll.
But 1t kind o. spOilt the effect 10 that fool up I'm
front pretending TO drum on nothin'.-(Burlington
Free Press