Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-07-28
ECCENTRIC FEMININE NOSES.
Some Kindly Words of Caution and Advice
TO Noses and Their Charming Overs.
N.7s York Herald.


Some Kindly Words of Caution and Advice
to Noses and Their Charming Overs.
Ncls York Herald.
The result of my study is in favor of the
woman with q crooked nose. The nose
that is so little out Of drawing as to still
be attractive one must partske largely OF
all traits, overbalanced on one side or the
other. according to the modification of 9TH
er strong tendencies as shown by other
features.
Let the subject Of this screed no more
sit in ashes, nor have her picture painted
as did one foolish maiden with gauz fan
far over her lower face; sincs there are no
compensations in an ugly nose.
The woman with a crooked nose ls usu-
slly the more fortunate in friendship, IS
she is less likely to be scornfui OF those
less pleasantly situated than herself, either
by fortune or favor, while so far as person
FL qualities and her purse go she Is more
DISPOSED to be graceful and liberal, and to
swim with the current that is popular.
Yet. in emergency, the ugly nose rises to
the occasion with digaity and prompt
ness at once the delight and terror OF her
nearest friend.
In matters Of business have found the
Woman with q delicate, straight nose eth
er too easily advised by any stronger mino
that hspuered TO be at hand, or possessed
bv an utterly iueubseqosnt tenocIty Of the
first idea which grasped upon the matter
of the moment. Showing 1T l may so
phrase it) an unwise wisdom in such a way
% To save ker pence and lose, eventually,
her dollars. For example such nose has
been known to sell valuable lot OF stock
because of an editorial in her tea table pap
er despite the dissuasioHs OF orotcers
and lawyer from the sacrifice,
The crooked nose, especially If backed
by good, straightforward eyes, is apt to be
influenced by environment in a different
way. That is, TO leave stock and bonds
to her natural protectors, while she mas
them, and they are not proven imcompe-.
tent. But in the case of such proof, or if
suddenly bereft, she is apt to surprise every
one by promtly, even though timidly tax
ing matters into her own hands, and after
taking o good cry and quietly thinking
over the matter-dOing the very best thing
possible. TIE straight nose, similarly
placed. would walk msgnifcently on to
financial disaster, or dissolve all hops and
spiri. in the tears which clears the atmo5-
phere in which the crooked nose scents
success.
The same nose will be more patient in
planning and awaiting results In Ifs. In
love affairs patient, possibly because Its
wearer is not accustomed to the prompt
capitulation of the lovers Of the Greek nos
ed maiden.
Bat here comes in the law of compensn-
ton. If slow to conquest is the crooked
nose. the lover who loves the eyes above,
the mouth beneath or the soul in the girl
who bears the ugly feature, may as well
resign himself at once to the sweet bond
rye. And the more irregular the nose
tbs more useless the struggle.
Il is ssnseless to blame Mrs. Potter for
her conception Of Cleopatra. What better
could be expected of woman with tbs
inefsble nose that sdOrrs her pretty face?
So it is-geneTous and magnificent impul-
SEES or conceptions of good or evil are I'M
possible to the woman of delicate, COM
pressed nostrils.
Be aware of the crooked nose Of heavy
eyebrows close together, for with the large
nature is apt to be found. in such case a
tempestous jealously that counteracts the
superbness of the affections and mars the
intellectual grasp.
The hsppiest homes within my knowl-
edge are those of the men whose wives
many of them beautiful in every otter fea-
ture. have eccentric noses. And those who
are drifting or already out OF the home
| harbor, by legal release or pursuing fame
in some one Of it's inticing shapes L count
from memory, without effort, that uniucky
number-13, each with nOee to serve as
a sculptor's model.
Another is simply falling in her home
life By taking on her domestic cares IN adj
dition to those which, as a single woman,
she carried, with no Injustice to Others, IT,
stead of displscing the old work with the
new. She ''keeps" her house exquisitely,
but failing in her home-mskiug, and will,
perhaps, too1ste realize what her nose has
cost her and her devoted husband.
The straightforward woman governs and
adorns her children; the cTooked-nosed wo-
man guides and wins them, mixing up
caresses and commandments in way to
make her calling and election sure as the
chosen ruler of all their hearts.
One little straight-nOsed woman, how
ever, set ali my deductions at naught in
this domestic phrase, but this, since am
tenacious, but proves the general rule.
| After all, there seems 10 me but one nose
that is to be depended upon in any and ali
conditions, and that is "tip tilted like the
petals Of q flower" I should advise son
10 seek, ard when found to win, if posi-
bic, the girl or woman with dear deli
cious Pug nose. 1t is the safest?