New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-24
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

There Is too much anxiety about the aoandorsd
farms Of New England. suppose they are ABANDONED
for few years-t will do them good Ana Nen
when all the land In the West is taken up, as sooo
will be- and bright young men in the West, arc Won
dering what they will their hands 30. they Will
| think of the abandoned farms in New-Engiand and
will at once proceed 10 settle on them. You may
smile now at the very idea but the day is coming
when there VIII be tide of emigration from ts
efete the rejuvenated East, and New-Engsod
farms viii be sold by the front foot. so Just hda
on to them and don't bid for undesirable foreignsu
10 settle on them because the present moment r.
American wants them. The star of empire may b.
moving West as Berkeley said, but for that very
reason 1t is destined TO rise in tho East again
Pedestrian-whats the rush'
Teamster-Why, there's crossing Jus, below ners,
and If / don't hurry shant be In ume 70 cut on ing
passengers from the depot, us within mlhJ i, OK
train time, now. Get out OF the way please 'iAns'
He got there as usual.-lBoston transcript
We workingmen-for aren't we all workingmni-
are continually talking about shorter hours Of labor,
but what we really mean is fewer hours OF labor.
And the fewer they are the better some OF US would
be suited. To get shorter hours we would have 10
emigrate to another planet. Which onei Wen, COZ
suit your astronomy.
Mrs NewIywed-oh, Charlie. dear I've got such
nice piece Of news 70 tel You ,o.,
Mrs. Newlywed-Why, William tells me that oS.
place Is just overrun with mkweed. won tnat
A correspondent wants to know whether McGinp
went TO the bottom of the or the bottom Of well
IThat depends on what rhyme you want
make. BY tho way, the McGinty business is vsp
mysterious. Who is hel What did he go down fof'
And how did he come UP so suddenlyf
DO people appreciate that whole train loads ,o -
butter and eggs are brought every week 70 Dot. .i
the eggs used here have come from the West and nss
growing them in New England can be made . rcn
80 In hnn
New England towns raising poultry ami eggs ior tas
market. What is the use of talking ABOUT "vn, ,.
acement thew can be made very profitable raising
poultry and nothing else, with an siWays suro s
steady indn ahot 70 make living in outdoor
pursuits can do It within 100 meS ., Pscrd
have a prospect OF suceess'-'DoS''" "0S0'
Some good religious folk are so intensely soehn 'nA'
they can't realize how fnnny they sometimes s.s
Here is Sunday school leahe whose topic is ChrH''
tru,nnbant entry into Jerusalem, in which grs'
deal is made of the statement in the narrative uS
the lord had need of an ass And then the less en
with this remarkable appeal II the Lord Lad nee' "
an ass, do you not think he has need OF you
would be cruel to suggest to the compiler 70 sA
self that question: but perhaps he Will 90 u "N'''
any suggestion. Ia
II was in the steamcar The aisle was blocsea ~.
standing passengers ana fosS sSI ~ me emergency
He arose from his seat and made break LOT " mus
exclaming, Please stand one sac ma. s' sSnreeld
TO one side to let him pass. just a. he ese ~ ri
door there was general cry OF bnt wi i assld
sIttinr IN that car. YOU know.' And he sepp"srs
| the car with an artless gurSle Win - ~ Hnsx
nom one who feels that he has peeh gun :" ~
-(Boet0n Transcript
A Cincinnati clergyman in recent sermon saa
ame neople are so in love with the msn"
that tLey would walk across the mouth Oh No. ys
! nlanlx 70 get t. strong way OF putting N' .'y
but na,nh,llv nlppant and entirely benea'h inc w
NJ the Christian pulpit preacher sno'ho INV -
split the ears Of the eroundllngs -,
Bright Chlid.-Mrs Aust think MS irs srseT.
little None lost dollar onl o OI NJ banpen N nv lt
.anS S She Is too smart for that am YOU XII wSsa
'Fsnny~Guess coulint iq pSs gr S He iva,
you never lawn ,ewT in book and when he Want rr,1n
money from us he has 10 coii'0 H'' VI '"A '''
siftngs. -, , o,b rsiha
Aio" " .,an he a United states senator. Anu ~, 49,
20 !" '" ~ Ohio apparently would rather sen" ~
pei p, ,.sn 70 the senate. SO everybody oush'
satisfied. ..,,,. suoush .
the early fail to meet the "; mt qs ike sovSs
tho dressed ssar ' Of their meat stalls: stalls; y
n,osr 9s used wrap meats eat, homes ~ cn
The who GARY ~ s 10 and pushed Inning
wood Ss or roasts to keep the hand; 5S1
contact as w asnn sSS chew ny i until the s Ss.l
rssS ss :s s 4:
on top N o. ' so out to chop ar% , q
vhNn az W. Steak from the beef 'o' 'n'"
gnia city Chronicle. - ,hsy esn hss.
III. ss'SS. ou,n men s'' about s well tho ''''-
men, -. "a, iisfae bog ~
Little ro N.sn yiiI-Georgie. 10 y0s' -
betterf ,.r.. hut he oeaV 49,
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