Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-09
PLEAsANTRIE2
LITTLE things thatte1

ne t''"n - q good soldier. n
knows how to charge battery as
PRINTERS ink sometimes mall,
rich, while the printers sink monsr leg
THERE wouldn't be any milk !, ,
cocoanut if some dairymen had .l zoe
struction of it. c0a
ALTHOUGH Washington held IL,
OF success it took him several voas As!
wind up the revolution. %
THE man who sits too long at the t...
And drinks too much from the foraa
My find before the riot has ceased
That he has horrible Jag on,
WAITER Cat club restaurant)-p,.,
with your order, sab. City spor,sms!
(back from weeks fishing)-Giva ~s
some fish; I'm tired to death Of ~
things.
AN Iowa farmer, who believed in J..
ing two strings to his bow, put up in !;
garden this sign: Boys, don't fowl
these melons, for they are green ,s1|
God sees YOU.
MADEL1SE-George, you ore not mi,
ally going to kiss me? Georee-R,
Jupiter, I am. M.-Then I'll tell ~
one thing. What is that? MI
you do I'll retaliate.
SN1rHsoN-It is the style now tbs,
say, for young ladies to be stalwsrtj
sort of masculine, you know. Jope,,|
thinking of his wite)-I guess it Nd
the style in my days, too.
HE-Which would you prefer to Ind
Venus, the queen of beauty, or NIineu1
the queen of knowledge? She-I womb
rather be Minerva. People always lid
to be what they are not you know.
Look here, Pete" said knovj,l
,larkey to his companion, @don't stap)
IN the railroad" "Why, Joe?" sKa,l
If de. cars see that mouth of yourn, del
will think it am de station, an run rid
in."
A SusDAY-scHooL boy, in countr1
village out West, was asked who mad
The beautiful hill about there, and nj
said he didn't know, as his parents lad
only Just come to live in that neighboI
hood"
IT is a great mistake to think when
man goes out between the acts at I'D
theatre and comes in working Glove
| that he has been out for drink. HeonII
wants to introduce little spice into It'd
performance.
JUDGE-You We're arrested for being
housebreaker and all those devices I'd
unlocking doors were found in yourms
session, yet you clam to be an actor
Plisoner-Yes, your Honor, / am stsr
ring with a Bunch of Keys
HE after-supper dance-N1r. Csy
Beg pardin' but I wish yo' wou.la
breaye so hard, Miss Haskins. Ms
Haskins-Do it hoy yo?' Mr.. CLAY
Ya-as Yo' done eat so much ice creal
at d table dat Use getting cold in d
scruf oh my neck.
The Eastern State Journal publishe
the following frigid extract from reEI
by subscriber to q dunnirg lett.
Sorry to say that 1 caa't pay. al
very tight up, which is to say, I hahn
nary red. Eff lard oil was ten cents
barrel, I couldn't buy enough to grea:
my hair"
you've man." said the rich memht
to the new pastor, @you ought oha'
been a pugilist instead of q preacher
"Why?" 1 don't understand you. Sir
replied the minister, who was natural
shocked and panied. @The explanatl9
is simple; it is desirable in pugilis
be long -winded."
A ToLL-GATE keeper was recent
brought before a magistrate on I'll
charge of cruelty beating his daushte
He had discovered that the girl, WI
was frequently left in charge OF the ga
used to allow her sweetheart, ayoun
butcher, to drive his cart through fEe
She never tolled her love!
EASTERN Housekeeper-Do you na,
any difficulty i'll keeping good girls
the West? Western Housekeeper (fIo
a natural gas town)-Great dilfcul'
Every once in while girl lets thes
run too long before ightingit, and '
have to look about for new girl. >
use looking for the old one.
| FOND Father-NIy dear girl, ano'n'
new dress? You must think that vV'
poor old father is made OF mohs
Fashionable Daughter--Now papa a0l
be cross. This is so becoming tina. J.
should be delighted to see me III
It is very stylish now-faille Franeah >:
Fond Father-lf you keep this up "
have to fail Americana.
CALLER with customary sml'A :,
congratulations remarkaol. =, y,