New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-21
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

They say that old man Arson softly huns these
words to a good old orthodox tune
The Giants play pretty good game
Along IN tho first Of May;
But they won't get the pennant. Just tho same
because they're not built that way
n,pcb,or-Msmma, Mr.. srronsbox has offered me
Mamma-Do you love him, dear T.
Daughtcr-Oh, yes, mammai very mucn' ne
Wamma"0f course you do, dear. How silly of mo
to ask such a Quostiop.-lN ashnson Critic
THIS IS the timo OF tho year when the following
paragraph may be frequently seen In the W'ek"'
Of the southwest Several lrstCllSs death notices
ARE crowded out this week 70 make room for the
circus Nd We are confident thar the relatives oil
the deceased Will understand aud appreciate the neces-
stcS OF tho case
In a certain part of Germany the PEASANTS delight
In rcd wastcoas, and one poor teuoH. VINO coul!
red wai,tcoat was one day hidden to a funeral The
clergyman looked dIssPproylnsy a, tbs bright garment
and the peasant by way OF apology, said very hunby
Never mind. reverend Sir II only the heart is Dsck
hat is tho chief thing And another iokel; baiiinS
rom the same district. when he was advised by bis
friends and neighbors TO abstain from wearing his
red walstcoat At funeral, fell Amounting. and SAID:
to the funeral is entirely gonc.7tPall Mall Gazette
somo OF tho advertisements In the organ Of the
English Conoo Tavern Association are interesting
Among those who want situation are barmad
used to the trade A Young Man who could act
|
good character and a Pretty Young Woman who
could take charge Of a CoIe9 Bar.'
uappy ThouCht-Angciina- seem depressed,
| darling. Have you had pleasant dinncr' Edwin
On pretty we'll Bose was IN Tho chalr OF cO ,T
AnEcIna-oh, I'm 50 glad ~ iast he Is Des'1ntnS
to Iook upon you a. riNa-and his omy one '-lLoh'
| don Punch.
In many rarrs of China the Bibles given to the
natives By missionaries used In the manufacture
Of chap boo, sUe,. In the opinion Of a missionary
! tho propagation Of the Gospel By means Of li1rl
Transitions oi the Bible, scattered broadcast IS a.
! tended with the least measure Of lasting Success.
To enjoy nearly whole continent to yourself, to
| ts uylu,u Dy thousands OF miles Of ocean from a
possible cneuy, Start In the lace WITH body oil
laws and pIincipCs of government, to say NOT uS
| ancestors Ia another and much harcr SShool, Is
! a combination Of good luck whcn has been denied 10
/ most lromcs. II /, right that America should be
Guly pr4tCl for the goods tho gods have given nor
! anu II she thinks II all her own merit That Is
| mistake which other ladies have made before IN
any case Americans do well, have already sad,
| TO make tho most Of What history they possess. II
oe @T l tG the Size Of the Union tho amount OF
cotton corn, and pigs their territory caH grow Dut
| sucb as IL is It is their own, and they do we'll
! :" assume towards # the wclkuown attitude OF
Touchstono-l London saturday Review.
Hero are few bulls recently perpetrated by first
| class English papers
| TO Investigate the question would lead us 700
deeply into tho dry and troubled waters Of moral
philosophy"
several chmncys IN, burying tho inmates in
| tho ruins
"A row OF cottages fell, but fortunately the In
mates all out"
AT first sight, the Clectioneerng addresses sound
| thoroughly ProtectiOnis'
successful struggle" Charlie stayed pretty lat,
last night didn't h, in!' asked sister Kate the next
| morning ~ ,
! Yes said In slecply. we were trying th'
ric, IN clover purzle mi nearly clcvon o'clock
." And did you get the pigs In the pen, Lnl' asked
| Kate. eagerly. -, =,
| taIre diamond ring T--(Somcryille journal.