The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-09-19
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,issgs 40 bic vsich,
--oas a TIE istsroiins srpsrsnsnis 10
popsls, ebesnisiry 10 uhss youih ie~d'
hls hans With sx cream.
~ told yes. dear aid The csrnibals
wife. "a 70 eat that nan. He "" TOO
sreen. ssa sov yours soi The nofba'
sssin.
Artist with bow iiov wili you
lsss yosf sleeves nsiei Nj" Mead :
wb.t 10 ibe style nov Too tight or too
iepsst
Not everyone is happy Who dances
,sysa spsuifh prorefb. This u a, least
,ras a he asa sso has Jas, stsrped 40 .
tack.
i v. badly bitten b. e,ss ~ every
oaaslfy IN Earope ,rcep, Belsipm Have
,Aer boae thsfsi ! don't kpo~. ! didoi
a. there.
Mother 90 her little SOB Johnny.
goto the butchers snd see Il be has aay
pis.' lrel Johnny Ion bic reiurn) Man
faa. be bad big boots 90 and couldhi
soe bis feet
"A city child. seeing spBaower IN The
ooaHuy for the FIRE, time, said she never
lucw those artistic pen.wipers grew 10
gardens before.
Are you fond Of Hc,ioni asked Alpha
o.. yes. responded omegs; the FIRST thing
read wbeD | get the daily paper Is the
weather prediction.
Il, the far ives, man Adveriises for
woman 80 wasb. iron and milk one or
Two covs." VIVA, does be want his cows
washed add ironed fori
--sarsh Althes Terry has expressed 8
wish TO be buried by the side Of her late
husband. There are no objections on that
from this section. Let the interment go
on.
About this time OF year the family
voodpile becomes 90 distAsteiul 10 the
small boy that be thinks seriously OF ship
ping Is pirate -preiering the sea 10 the
saw.
They gave condemned negro muir
derer big watermelon. down IN Arkansas,
before working him of. aud be quit the
world with mixed feelings Of pleasure aud
regret,
Mrs. Stuckitt who recently enter.
aimed = Count Have you ever had
any foreign Doblemen as guests2 Mrs.
NJ aorboru Quietly mo; only as ser
vsnts.
Slightly Personal. - Magistrate De-
scribe the man whom you saw asssultiug
complainant! Policeman He WAS little.
insigoitesr, looking cratur, about your
size, Your Worship,
An exchange expresses the hope that
uuder the new regime Affairs in Hayti will
be conducted in stable manner. A stable
manner, We presume, iswhere there is
good deal OF kicking,
Mrs, Spagg's boy: You hsint got
nothing decent over to your house. Mrs.
Jcne's boy: That's so; ma said yesterday
that your folks had borrowed everything
We had in the house.
What is fool killer, ma, asked little
Johnny. Go and ask your father, my
dear; be knows everybody. A fool killer,
nay boy, returned Mr.. Brown, is a little
thing called a cigarette.
--Gus-wha, did You think Of our ANA.
ieur lbeatricsls. Miss Mamie? Rather OF
a rare entertainment, was IL not? Miss
Mamie Well-er-Yes; 1t wasn't very
we'll done, to be sure.
A bedridden patient in Kansas hos
pital. who was experimental on with the
elixir OF life, WAS able 10 leave his bed the
next day. He had to, In fact, tn order to
oil place prepared for him in the GENE
terry.
Husband Your sister Jennie has run
away and got married -eloped. Wife
U.in,lsl What was she married in? Hus.
band-siIk. Wife (relieved) Then she
didn't disgrace the family after all. Whom
did she marry
Wife; You missed the baby greatly
while We were away, didn't your Hus
band Yes; couldn't sleep at All for q while I
till put sawhorse an heelbarrow in |
the bed and bired a man to play an accord.
ion 10 the room nights.
Captain OF Iron clad TO Artilleryman
DO yon sc that Chinese General there.
about three miles Off lie: him have one |
OF those eight inch shells in bis eye. Ar
llleryman Ieqnsl 10 his situstiop) -Ay,
Az, sir: Which. eye your honorf
A great many reasons have been given
for the failure OF Jefferson Davis book,
The Rise and Fall Of the Coniederscy'"
The correct reason has no. been stated. II
10 because Jrh Davis wrote IL. He has
made failure Of larger enterprises.
-l~mp Madam. will you please give
me somsihius TO cs,' Lady Yes. / will
siva you something II You will work for
H. CERTAINLY, madam, sill be pleased
To work for you 10 the lice Of my trade.
What ia your trader Grave digger
DIR Mckenzie tell good story Of The
Iodisns Who replied when . missionary
Asked them IL they we're willing 70 abstain
IRON work 90 Sunday. YES. and not only
on Sundays. but 90 all other days ~
we'll We have scen similar white folks
Guide (shoving places OF historic in
leres,l III Wa 10 this room that Wash
nrtoa received his rat com N i<s,ou Mr.