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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

"oHeIfeS0 nan IN 1HHKtuH
AS well as the hsndsomest, and others are
invited 10 call on Ralph M. Ward and get
free a trial bottle of Kemp's Balssm for
the Throat and Lungs, a remedy that is
selling entirely upon its merits and is
guaranteed to relieve and cure all Chronic
and Acute Coughs. Asthma, Bronchitis and
Consumption. Large bottles SO cents
and 81.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06
Williams Australian Herb PILE.

If you are Yellow, Bilious ccnstipated
with Headache, bad breath, drowsy, no ap-
petite, look out your LIVER is out of order.
One box of these Pills will drive all the
troubles away and make a new be'ng of
you. Price Is cts. Purdy & B echt,
Agents.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

The Cardinal gasoline stove the best,
the most improved in the world ut
j, G, M~oRMANN's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06
Death OF philo Remington.

SILVER SPRINGS, Fla, April 5.-Philc
Remington, senior partner of the Rifle
Manufacturing company of e. Reming,
ton & Son, died here, aged rs.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06
Sold 10 BOSTON.

Boston. Mass, April President
Soden, of the Boston base ball team,
announces that Wise and Morrill, have
been sold to Washington. 1t is rumored
Ward will play here.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06
Horehound moi a New Discovery

DIR. Ward states: Horehound has been
known to physicians since the beginning
of the world as the king of all remedies
for diseases of the Throat, Chest and
Lungs. l bslieYe Ballard s Horehoupd
Syrup is the best combustion known to-
day for Consumption, Coughs, Colds,
Bronchitis and oil diseases having their
origin in ths Throat and Chest. There
are hundreds oil physicians using this
plain home made remedy in their practice
and they all report the same uniformly
good result. Call for Free Sample Bottle
from our agents Purdy & Brecht.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06
Senator Dearborn Dead.

SPRINGFIELD, Ills, April 5~.-Senator
Luther Dearborn of Geneva died at
The body will be taken to Gem
eva. Ills. for interment.
TOLD QUICKLY.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

EasAlsk Bros. peat fos psapers rs
OhEiat Sssineach. mdse tor pau-
3 w
Purd2 d. Bsecnt, musr tor court
house ...............4...., 5 10
joho Linstrum, wood tor panPets 3 10
N NJ Hill, SALARY aud expense
superintendent OF SCHOOLS. .., 1876 65
j IL Ssnborr, mdse aid G, fiji as
ior paupefB. " 5U
Peter Royem, recording Cfioial
Donds-...... ............... z w
Busbard Solberger, use OF house q
for election Q 90
GIFTS &c Trip, dry goods......4. & 0O
Fred PfoseEhauer. repairs aid
furniture for register of deeds
and auditors ofice ......-..... 80 90
Herman ElleFman, miscellaneous
expense for court hoHse ........ 20I 62
ii El!erman, cash disbursements
for support OF poor......... 68 sc
Fred Bnrgi, building shed....... 375 90
f j Feitfer, mdse. for paupere... l 80
Bowen IL K~ingsbury, blank books,
printing and advertisIng....... 22l 05
A w Howard, stationery for
county offices, amount OF bill
$44 81, amour allowed .,...... 43 81
Wm ID Powers, livery for county
board OF heslth ........ ...".. 81 w
Wells & Lansmon, stationery. for
county offices ...... "a 43
Bill OF II M Buchanan, medical at
tendance on Olson family ct $a5. 90 was
on motion disallowed.
The following bills were allowed on
the road fund;
Fl Bierke, u days work, dis
trict 8, township 81, orange Sd. 8 GU
Lanenz Peterson, n and q half
days work, with team, district
d, township 96. range 54....... l SO
Pc Peterson, one days work
with team district 2, township
SO, range 3 60
RI McKipsey, II days work
with team, district 1, township
81, range Observation-Disclosures. 8 90
A o Larsen, and day with man
and team, district l, township
SO, range ..,,,,..... 4 so
jas Gordon, one day with man
and team, district ]. township
SO, range 30. 8 90
n Cunningham, two days york
with man and team, district L,
to wnship "a, range Sc ,...... 6 90
) q Harden, two days work, by
b w
Peter Olson | day man and team
district 2. IS. I'D F.. /. SEQ. ,.... so
U. Ronnigen 2 days man and
team district 2 and 8, 96, sc ~. 6 90
Peder Larson IL days man and
team district Q and 8, 96, &c.. A 80
g. O. Wagner 1 day man and
team district 3. 95, 55.... 3 90
Geo. WeIoh 2 days man aud team
district 8, IS, Sc. ..,.....,, G 90
Frank Pteorks 2 days man and
team district /. 95, 57....... 6 90
W. H. Bramme- l days work man
team distr:of 4, 81, 57......... 3 90
Mat Peterson 4 days work man
and team district 4, 95, 54...... 3 90
+. M. Withee Is days by hand q
",r.,.,.,... sa az
The follow ng bills were allowed . on
the bridge fund:
&. M. Withee WORK on bridge.....$ 16 90
VIM. Box repairing bridge and
4 w
Frank Houska spikes. ........ 10
Knut Olsen Q loads haY........ 2 90
VIM "a. Beede lumber.......... 4 81
q. O. Wagner hauling lumber
end IL 10
a.. Ellerman cash disbursements
bridge fund 10 25
On motion of Commissioner Powers
board adjourned until to morrow at 10
O'Clock q. m.
Approved: JOHN o. AAssrH, Chairman.
Aktest. DAN'T, N. GRoIs 90. Auditor.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06
Thousands of Dollars

are spent every year by the people Of
this state for worthless medicines for the
cure OF throat end lung disease, whsn we
know that II they would only invest 81
IN SANrA-ABIE, the new California dis
covery for consumption and kindred
complaints. they would in this pleasant
remedy find relief. Il is recommended
by ministers, physicians and public
speakers of the Golden State. Sold and
guaranteed by Ralph AZ. Ward at 81 8
bottle. Three for So so.
The most stubborn cass OF catsrrh will
speedily snocumb to CALIFORNIA OAT.R-
CURE. Six months' treatment for ST.. By
mail $l.10.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

A Dew invoice OF spring and summer
hats just received at
MRS. A. WHIsLRR's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

Having returned from the eastern
market with a large stock OF spring and
summer millinery, would be pleased to
have ladies OF iYsnkton cell and examine
E. ]. MORROW.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

Gall and see the patterns in bonnetp,
toques and hats at e. j. MoRRow &.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

Fresh lettuce, radishes and onions at
CARNEY's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

Horses and Buggies for
sale at kardin's Bus Barn.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENV-Fast side
Of Douglas Avenue, two doors from oorner
of Fourth street.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

FOR RENr-Two unfurnished front rooms
good for any purpose over COX, Odiorne q
Co.'S. store, Third street.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

Goal oil l0o per gallon. Gasoline 15
per gallon at HUNrHER & Co.'s.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

On motion of Commissioner Powers
board adjourned until to morrow at 10
O'Clock q. m.
Approved: JOHN o. AAsErH, Chairman,
Attest: DAN'L N. Gross 90. Auditor.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

FOR RENT-Two good roomu. Address
j. II. BEAVER.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06
Extra iuecranberries at cARsEY's.

Badger soap at GuNrHEn & Uo's
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

EOR SALE-9eO acres fine farming or grazing
- land, five miles from Yolins station where
the great coal discovery hss just been made.
All At q bargain If taken at once. Address
A. B. ROWLEY. Sioux city, La.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

Bananas. oranges, Ben Davis and Bald.
win apples at CARNEY's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06
COUNTY cuMMtssn
oHie.as Pr&SsedIn9s of the apri
s.cnatas, ISSn

ohie.as Pr@ssedines o1 the Aprii
sfgpion. 1880.
OH - oi The board OF County Ganmis.
s,opera, Yankton county, Dakota, Ysnk-
ton Dakota, Monday, Aerii LIST. 1889:
Board mel pursuant to the statute. The
following commissioners present: John
O. Asseth chairman, VIM. M. Powers
Jacob Brauob, Frank d. Wyman sher'
if and DIN. Gross county auditor.
The office of the county commission
ers being used this Gay for city elections
purposes.
On motion OF Commissioner VIM. M,
Powers the board adjourned until to.
morrow at 10 O'Clock q. m April ID, 1889,
Attest: D. N. Gross, County Auditor
Approved: JOHN o. AAsETH, Chm,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

WANTED-A competent girl for general
house work. Apply at new millinery.
Mrs. l yon's old stand.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06

WANTED-A fret class girl for general
Wv Homework. Must be thorough. Gall at
MRS. LANSMOA as.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-04-06
@ NOTICES.


Wants.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-03

mantle frog pond on the left, in whose boz
 som was mirrored the glorious Armament,
 and not @ sound came from the suburban
 farmhouse on the right, whose inmates were
 sleeping the deep, dreanless, reposeful sleep
 of deliverance that follows an evening spent
 in reading one of Trollope's novels. "Bolivarl" exclaimed the maiden, as some thing by the roadside that seemed to reflect
 the pale radiance of the moonbeams caught her eye, "what is that on the grounds" The young man stopped and looked at it. "It is nothing but a snail, Buenavista," i" he said. "The beauty of the night has tempted it forth. It is a wonder" he continued, dreamily, "that all animate nature is not out for moonlight stroll. The night is too
 lovely to be spent indoors, even in the rest- ful slumber that tired nature exacts after a day of toil."
 The enjoyment of the wondrous loveliness of the evening seemed too deep for words. however, and in silence the young couple proceeded slowly on their way, communing only in that voiceless yet eloquent language that expresses itself in glance of the eye, g pressure of the hand, or the softly breathed sigh that is felt rather than heard. O, glori ous season of youth and hope, when-but we digress.
 Long had they walked on thus in ecstatic silence, when the gentle girl again spoke. sBoliyar," she said, "I think see on the ground another snail.''
 The young man stopped to inspect it. Raising himself and slightly quickening his steps, he said
 stNo. Buenayista. it ia the same snailI;'
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-03
THE NEXT ONE WOULD SETTLE.
One of the Customs That Tramp Prin-
 ters Always Live Up To.

One of thc Customs That Tramp Prin-
 ters Always Live Up To.
 From the Chicago Mail.
 "You had something to say short time ago about the suspicion with which board ing house keepers regard printers," said typesetter on morning paper. 'It reminds
 me of printer named Jack Robinson 1 ran
 across out in Iowa a number of years ago
 before married and settled down. He told me of an experience of his which I think is unique. He said he arrived in Des Moines one day with a trifs over five dollars in mon- ey about him, and finding the prospect good for work, asked one of the boys at the office to direct him to boarding house. He called at the address furnished, talked with the landlord, selected his room and agreed on terms. Finally the old man asked what his business was. He said he was printer, whereupon the old man threw up both hands, "'That settles it, he said; you can't get in this house.
 "tWhy notP asked Robinson.
 "'Never mind, you can't get into this
 house. I wouldn't have you here under any circumstances. Get out.' "tBut, herer said Robinson. What kind
 of deal is thisa What have printers ever
 done to you that you should treat one of
 them who is perfect stranger to you in this
 sort of stylea
 "'Pll tell you,' said the old man. A
 printer came here, engaged board with me and skipped at the end of the first week. That's all. I don't want any more. "sHow much did he owe you? "'Five dollars "sWell, that's all right; you don't under
 stand. It's custom among printers to do that once in while, and the next one that happens along squares it. Here,' and he handed out five dollars, which the old man gratefully accepted with the most profuse apologies for being unaequainted with one of the customs in vogue among travelling ptin- ters.
 sFor the next two weeks Robinson paid
 his board promptly, making fifteen dollars which he had turned into the old mans cof- fers. The next week he went to the land lord and said: t'I want to buy some clothes and fix myself up, and I'm just fifteen dol- lars short If you'll let me have it I'll start l in next week paying it back, and won't have | to buy my stuff piecemeal.' s'The landlord thought pretty well of him | by this time and readily loaned him the if | teen dollars. Robinson then bought his clothes and other truck, and day or so af- | ter he bought railroad ticket to another
 town and quietly departed, leaving this note | to his landlord:
 "'rm gone. The next printer that comes along will settle. Just tell him how much it ! is. Good bye.'
 "I reckon that that old man never could l be brought to think that there was a printer l anywhere alive that was any good.'
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-03


 In view of the disaster at Samoa it is es- pecially fortunate that the naval appropria- tion bill passed in the closing house of the last congress gave $3, ,055, 900 toward the con- structioa of five new war vessels. One of the five is to be submerged monitor, from plans prepared by Congressman John R. Thomas of Illinois. His design provides for vessel little over 5000 tons at fighting draught, built on the monitor principle, with water ballast tanks so arranged as to admit of the vessels being sunk, when ready for action, to point which will just expose the turret. In ordinary cruising the ballast can be discharged, and the ship frightened 50 aa to be entirely seaworthy. She is to have a length on the water line of 235 feet, 55 feet extreme breadth of beam, cruising draught of water 14115 feet. Her battery is to consist of two 10-inch breech loading rifles, one 15- inch dynamite torpedo gun, three 3-pounde1 rapid firing guns, one 26-millimetre revolving cannon, and two 1-inch torpedo tubes. An other of the five vessels is to be an addition al cruiser of the Vesuvius tpye, of not smaller dimensions than that vessels and to attain speed under similar conditions ot trial of twenty-one knots an hour, with an endurance of not less than fifteen days at moi less than ten knots She is to be armed with two pneumatic dynamite guns of 15inch caibre and to be fitted for such other arma- ment as the navy department may pre- nTj Na
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-03
BA l. De

History of man-Bawled in infancy and bald in old age.-Dansville Breeze.
 A paper printed on typewriter has been started at Likely, Cal. This is Likely story.-Boston Transcript.
 It is wise child that goes out of the room to laugh when the old man mashes his thumb.-Terre Haute Express.
 If you want to cure woman of angular penmanship, tell her that her handwriting looks like her.-Burlington Free Press.
 ssI have been in a country" said Ne- braska preacher, ''where the hand of man has never set foot. t."-Kansas City Star.
 Mrs. Slimdiet-"Have some of the soup, sir?' Experienced boarder-''No, thank you; I am not thirsty."- Philadelphia Record.
 Husband-ssT is pretty gol" Wife sWhat is the n.atters" Husband-sSome one has gone and daubed ink on my new ink wiper. Judge.
 From Wisconsin comes talk of a milk trust. This is nonsense. There can be no trust in milk until water is seven cents a quart.-Boston Post.
 ''I beg your pardon, madam; was going by without speaking, but you looked so charming to-day that didn't know you."- San Francisco Wasp.
 Courtship-A period during which two people of opposite sexes are blind to each others imperfections. Marriage-A ceremony that restores their sight.-Truth.
 The New York Herald thinks one of the young Harrisons should ct least be a col lector of interna. revenue. The very young baby Mckee, we believe, is.-Albany Times.
 The consul to Havana will most likely be a Connecticut man. The taste seems to be for Havana with Connecticut filling, or a Connecticut wrapper with Havana filling New Orleans Picayune.
 President Harrison (to persistent place-hun- ter)-"Remember, everything comes to him who waits" ice-seeker-"Yes, but by George, can't wait-with board at $9 per day y."-St. Paul Pioneer Press.
 The fashion of carrying huff dates back three hundred years. And yet when a crowd witness a huff on the base ball grounds they will rave over it as if it were something brand new.-Boston Transcript.
 "What does oleave mean, papaa" 'It means to stick together" ''Does John stick wood together when he cleaves ita' "Hem It means to separate" sWell then, pa, does a man separate from his wife when he cleaves to herr" s'Don't ask foolish questions, child "-Exchauge.
 Baltimore man has shot waiter be- cause, forsooth, there was cockroach in the soup which the latter brought. This may have been perfectly justifable, but why, pray, did not the man also shoot the cockroach for being an accessory befor the fact?-Boaton Transcript.
 The Effect of Reform. First New York offcial-ePhwat does yez think, Casey, eb de mayors order shtoppin' de rubber stamp signature businessl" Second New York Oficial-"Phwat does Oi think it, Msdi gan2 Faith, an we'll be afther having to learn to write ."-Time.
 Teacher-''Now, Bobby, how much do six and four mskei" Bobby (eagerly) Eleven, sir.n Teacher-'Now guess again" Bob by (doubtfu1ly)-"T -"Twelve-nine-thirte !" Teacher-tHow about tent" Bobby (exult- ipgly)-"Oh, you can't fool me that way. Five and five makes en."-New York Truth.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-03
TWO GOOD STORIES.

A Bet on Betting and What Came oi S'- swapping Stock. Arlo Bates in Providence Journal A bit of bet which took place in 6 brokers office here recently may be of in. terest. A man who has investigated pretty carefully certain lines of Western stock was friends, who laughed at his ideas and told
 him good naturally that he did not know
 what he was talking about. "I'll show you whether I know what am
 talking about or not. I will bet you $50 that
 can clear $250 on these stocks before the
 board closes"
 '.Done," cried the other. It lacked only
 twenty-five minutes of the time for the
 closing of the board, but Mir. x. hastily
 scribbled an order, which he sent off at once. Then he calculated moment and dispatched second. What he bought and what he sold do not know, but in any case the result of his twenty-five minutes trans actions was that he gained, over and above was present told me the story, and I said to him in comment:
 "I am profoundly ignorant of speculative transactions, but can you tell me why in the world if MT. X. knew how to make 1 the money he didn't do it without the stimu Jus of 6 wager!"
 ooh, of course, he ran his risks" was the reply, which, 1 suppose, must have been satisfactory, although it did not sound SO. ''and he probably was not sure enough ot | the way things would turn to go in cold l blood"
 l All of which illustrates the game side of ! stock speculation. Another stock story | Il IL | IT, | A., young lawyer, purchased some mining ! stock three or four years since and it soor
 after became worth nothing whatever. Al | his club few weeks since he mentioned thu circumstances to MT. B., doctor of his owr | class at Harvard.
 | "Well," was the answer, sT am in the same fix of some manufacturing stock an6 I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll change witt | you for luck"
 The exchange thus jokingly proposed wal effected, and few days later A. told MT | O., third class mate, oI the transaction
 'tI was caught the same way on some rail
 road bonds, :" 0. observed, ''and if you ik' I'll trade them for your manufacturing ! stock"
 It struck A. that there was something
 amusing in this exchange of paper which purported to represent so much and was | really worthless. He made a second ex- | change in the same spirit that in which
 he made the first. The odd sequel of the tale is that since this took place, early ir | the winter, both the manufacturing stock and
 the mining stock have appeared above the | surface, and although they are not at any | very lofty figure they are yet far better than nothing, while the railroad bonds which A. got on his second exchange are still of no ap- preciabIe value whatever. A. declares that he is particularly marked out by fate for
 misfortune, and, of course, there has been a
 good deal of fun over the matter.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-03
Wednesday, April 3, 1883.
AmIsOBIEVOUs BILL,

A AmISOHTEV0US HILL. r.~-y.
 An ins1dious attack has been made in the
 New York legislature on the schools of New
 York city. It is in the shape of bill ito
 provide for the better equalization of repre-
 sentation in the board of education of New
 York city" The bill provides that each as
 sembly district shall have one member of the
 board of education, to be appointed by the
 mayor.
 This scheme has called out much protest.
 Among the objectors is the Rev. Dr. James
 M. King, who, in an address entitled "As-
 saults on the School System," said that the
 bill granted no new powers to the mayor, but
 restricted his present powers. The board of education, not being 8 legislative body, should not therefore be representative
 body. Its duties were simply administra- tive. There are seventeen assembly districts south of Forty-second street, and only seven north of that thoroughfare. A law such as proposed by this bill would put the eduea- tional interests of the city in the hands of an ignorant but powerful political class. The ignorance of the masses in many of the lower districts was appalling, and in this ignorance
 Dr. King saw the greatest possible peril to the city, to the State and to the nation. Be- sides, the bill would convert the board of education into political machine. It was bad enough, Dr. King said, to have the boards of trustees with their appointing powers over the teachers. without having the board of education so constituted as to pre- sent no restraining influence at all in many of the school districts
 The New York Star also protests against the bill. It says: The opponents of the bill claim that it is aimed at the reform element in the board, but there is nothing to indicate this on it's face. It will almost certainly re- suit, however, in introducing politics more or less actively in the schools, which will be distinct injury. The natural inference pe- liticsl workers will draw is that each district ought to have share of the patronage if each is to have commissioner, and they will not hesitate to demand their portion of the spells.
 It is to be hoped that the opponents of the bill will defeat it. New York cannot afford to have any more politics in the schools than is already there
Morning journal and courier., 1889-04-03
GLOVE DEPARTMENT.

Kid Gloves (our own impor- tations) in all the new shades and latest embroideries. We of fer a Special drive in 4 B, Spring shades, new embroidery, at 5oc per pair. These goods are worth and ought to be sold at 75c, but we have decided to sell them 6c a pair under the market just for an April leader.
 Most of our staple and popu- lar Gloves are marked at lower prices than last Season. ~
 Evening and Graduation Gloves in all lengths; best qual- ity at lowest prices. z-SS 'S."