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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1889-08-02

"PENST wise md pound foolish" are
those who thnkit economy to use cheap soda
and rosin soaps, instead of the good old DOB
bins Electric Soap; for sale since 1864. Try
1t once. Be sure. Buy genuine.
CHEss-so named from its principal piece
CrinR) ono OF tho earliest inventions
of the Hindoos. being devised bv a Brahmin.
You hardly realize that It is medicine,
when taking Cartor's Little Liver Pills; they
are very small no bad effects; all troubles
from torpid liver arc relieved by their use.
e
TRUSTS arc combinations OF men and cor.
ruptions that can hot trust ono another.
1T is positiy ely hurtful to use ointment for
skin diseases. Use Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, so cents.
IT will pay TO shake of n large proportion
of this fruit from trees that are overloaded.
ASK your druggist for "Tansills Punch. T"
THAT virtue which requires to bo ever
guarded is scarcely worth the sentinel.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1889-08-02
A more pleasant physic
You never will tind .
Than Pierce's small "Pellets,
The Purpatiye kind,
Half Far, ExcursIons.

THE two elderly Misses Rhinelander have
IS, 900, 900 between them, and bid fair to leave
1t to collateral heirs with wonderfully fat
nccumulatinna
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1889-08-02

The codling moth does not lay its eggs
till the blossoms fall, and the spraying
should not be done till the fruit Is the size
Of small peas.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1889-08-02

Mrs. MARSHALL o. RoBERTs, who is often
pointed out as the most desirable part
among fashionable widows, has life In
terest in 81 100000
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1889-08-02
BALLYNoOK.

~,,,s,,,aas j. zr,,nn,, I ~,

HE IVY running over
tho front OF tho Hall
rustlcd its leaves as
II In surprise at be-
holding a real, live
Malone standing In
their shadows once
more.
How 1 wished Us j
listened to the whis-
pering ofthe evening
wind that 1 could
throttle Uncle Tim
Malone and choke
tho villainous life
out Of him. / confess
/ felt wickedly, and,
nsI thoupht of n nil.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1889-08-02

Information is wanted of the whereabouts
Of Johanna Wilson, daughter of Mark
Sweeney, wife of Thomas Wilson, born in
Limerick Co., Ireland. She is, if living,
heir TO an estate. If dead, her children or
next of kin are wanted. Address, w. j.
CoyIL, Webster City, Iowa.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1889-08-02

s|<S C~1V t1EINt
PAIN In the Side nearly always comes from
a adisordered liver and is promptly relieved by
Carter Little Liver Pills. DON'T forget this
A WALLINGFoRD (Conn.) mil,cnan has 6
shepherd dog with three tails
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1889-08-02

1T is great social mistake to think that
the best and largest fish are SIN the swim"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1889-08-02

TRUSTS arc combinations OF men and cor.
rupllons that can not trust ono another.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1889-08-02

aa1 e2e WALNUT OF, or. LOUIS. MO.
~ 10 ONTARIO sTREEr. oLgvELAhn. OHIO.
sl4 a $40 WEST 9th ST., kANsAs orTY, MO-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
Talk About Slow Trains !

From the PHILADELPHIA North american.
II want 10 90 to bed, so give me a room as
soon as you can. I ought to have reached the
city early this afternoon, and here it is II
O'Clock"
housa clerk, as he threw down a key to which
was attached a roughedged brass tag about
the size of a buckwheat cake.
'Oh slow trains, Slow trains! They seemed
to stop everywhere and all the little cross roads
between these places
That's queer"
II snould say it was. Why, at one place they
stopped about seven minutes, while half dozen
people came out of the only house to be seen in
the neghborhood and boarded the train. Did
you ever hear anything like it?'
Never"
Il nave, said a little old man with long,
shaggy hair, who had overheard the converse
tipu " ale ~cii~~ the Phi'a ielphia directory
for the name of a Boston firm.
You have?"
les; you may not believe it, but it's a fact
Some years ago | used to travel good deal on
the old Colony railroad up in Massachusetts
There was a Place callet Wheat Sheaf Lane.
an old woman, who was always there to send
some eggs into town. Now would you believe
it: One day the train stopped usual for
Aunt Betsy, who was there with her eggs, but
she only had eleven. She said that an old
hen was still on the nest, aud she wanted
the train to wait until she could make up the
dozen"
YES
well I'll be darned if that train didn't wait
while the hen laid the extra egg
The late arrival said he guessed he would go
to bed, the bediamOned hotel clerk swOoned
and the little old man walked down the corridor
and dropped YEARLY into a chair.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
How the CCrean Danes Broke the Ice
From the Baltimore American.

WASHINGTON, FEB 25.-The declaration of
Independence has been declared at the Corean
legation, the riot act has been read. equal rights
declared, and hereafter the question of mascu-
line supremacy will be a dead letter a closed
volume relegated to the dusty archives of the
inglOrious past when woman was a down-trod-
den creature in the far-of peninsula Of Corea
The splendid entertainment recently given at
the ,TaDan-se legation, in celebration OF the
PRONUNCIATION of the constitution of Japan may
in great measure be held responsible for he
uprising of the feminine element m the Corean
household. The two legations are but a stones
throw apart, and it would seem the psychic
forces are in the full blast of operation between
them.
1t viii be remembered that some few weeks
since the social world was thrilled to the core
by the announcement that several of the
Coreans had been joined by their wives, but
that, in accordance with the hereditary ETH
quette Of their native land, these ladies would
remain secure from the public gaze behind the
Businesses of the legation bolts and bars.
Whatever spirit of submission may have i'm
bued the olive-hued strangers upon leaving
their native land, decided and radical change
was effected in their feelings ere the air Of
America had inflated their lungs a fort
night The Corean ladies' desired to be
given that freedom of action and i'm
munity from restraint enjoyed by the
women of this country. They desired in
particular to lie allowed to accompany their
liege lord and masters to a certain entertain
ment given last week. To this stern opposi-
ton was raised, whereupon the wives retired to
their own APP rtments, and their husbands,
gorgeous in apparel, patterned after the cOloring
sacred 10 he memory of poll parrots set out
for the reception, carefully closing and locking
the legation doors behind them. But. like the
proverbial love- which laughs at bolts and bars.
the Corcan ladies' avaied themselves of the
facilities of the back stairway, and securing a
carriage, followed fast upon the heels of their
husbands, whose establishment at their appear
ance on the gay scene of festivity can be i'm
aglned, but not described.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
INDEX TO new ADVERTISEMENTS

MEEr1NGs-Skdaway Shell Road Company;
The Jasper Mutual Loan Association.
SPECIAL NoTIoEs-S50 Reward for a stolen
Horse. John T. Fleming, Archer, Fla; Chatham
Real Estate and improvement Company; Notice
to Petit Jurors Chatham Superior Court; Clam
Chowder for Lunch at Graham's To-day.
GALA DAYS AT ST. AUGUSTINE, FLA.-Grand
Fair of the Hospital Association, Lawn Tenn s.,
Tournament, Charity Ball and Grand Concerts
March H. II, 10, IA. IS.
RAILROAD Jacksonville. Tampa
and Key West System.
AUCTION SALEs-Shoes, Buckets, Etc, to Pay
Charges, Underwriters Sale. by J. Mclaughlin
& Son; Wagon, Buggy, Etc, by L D. LaRoche
& Son; Steam and Tug Boats, by LaRoche &
Mclaughlin.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
wanted; Employment Wanted For Rent; For
Sale; Stolen; Lost; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
Onarantina Detention.

Is the city council making as much haste
at it can, in providing the improvements at
the quarantine station for the unloading of
ballast which have been decided upons The
public would ike TO have an answer TO this
question. There are great many vessels
at the station waiting for chance to dis
charge their ballast. Some Of them have
been there more than two weeks. The
only thing that detains them there
is their ballast. They are not per-
mitted to bring 1t to the city, and they
can't unload it at the station until after
long delay, because of the want of facilities
there.
Vessels cannot afford to be unnecessarily
detained at a quarantine station. Their
lime is valuable. Their expenses continue
while they are Idle, and therefore, they keep
away from ports where they are detained,
without any good reason, for weeks at
quarantine.
1t is said that vessels avoid this port be-
cause of the enforced delays at quarantine
and 1t is reported that within the last few
days vessels have left our quarantine sta
ton and gone to Brunswick for cargoes be-
GouSC lL-cJ NOuA4 IOJ dlIOlu " hulb LII d
chance to unload their ballast.
Tho condition of affairs at the qIaran-
tine station has attracted the attention Of
the cotton exchange and board of trade,
and the council has undertaken to make
such improvements as will enable vessels to
discharge ballast promptly, but the council
does not appear to be acting with vigor.
In view Of the pressing necessity for haste
in making the projected improvements, it
would seem as If the council ought to have
secured steam. hosting plant by this time
Indeed, it is not improbable that if the
handling of ballast at quarantine were
private enterprise, the necessary ma
chinery for doing the work would be Sc
cured and put into operation in very short
time.
IL is understood that one of the counc IL
men is now in New York, and has IN
structions to look around and see what sort
of bargain he can make for hosting
engine. This is all very we'll, but has this
councilman been impressed with the i'm
portauce of haste in the matter?
AS soon as it was determined that i'm
proved facilities for handling ballast should
be placed at the station, all possible haste
should have been made to get the necessary
plant and to put it into position. In the
meantime vessels should be as listed in every
possible way to get rid of their ballast
The city can well afford to incur some
expense in assisting them in dong this, be-
cause the prejudice that IS growing up
against this port among ship owners is
doing the commerce of the city an immense
amount Of damage. Commerce once lost
cannot he recovered soon, if at all
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
In Good Company, Anyhow.

From the LeWis on Journal
] felt ION a certain occasion) like the drunken
lrishman who got up at the wrong time in
prayer. meeting. The paTson asked all those
who loved the Lord to please stand. Every
body in the house stood except this Irshman,
who was asleep. The ministers eye caught the
unlucky man.
Now" he Numbered Il want those who
don't love the Lord TO stand"
The Irismau had partly come to his senses
and not fully grasping the situation, sprung to
his feet, thinking the others in the congregation
would follow. But staring about him and see
ing every man and woman seated but himself,
he looked at the minister and exclaimed: Par
son (hic). you an are in very (hic) shmal
minority amt we?''
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
He Had Read It.
From, Coolers Veekly.

pIOHt NOOttJ . " eehty.
The Robert Elsmere" fiend encountered n
prominent citizen the other day and queried
eagerly:
dave you read Robert Elsmereg'"
Yes, replied the prominent citizen, with
great earnestneSs, II have, and enjoyed it
greatly. | don't think ever struck anything
much finer than the part where Barbara finds
cigar stump which has been thrown aside by
her dead husband, can almost see her kneel-
ing there in the darkness kissing that snpe
with al the enthusiasm of a passionate aud
yearning soul, while vague shadows seem to
thfong the room 1t is magnificent piece Of
writing, sr?'
But you misunderstood my question. sir.
You are talking Of The Quick or the Dead
and asked il you had read Robert Elsmere.'
The prominent citizen was much taken aback.
Oh he cried, pardon me- Yes, | have
read TIE work on speak OF. | am a repubi-
can but must ad tit that admire Mr.. Cleve-
lands nerve and determination as displayed in
the message in question. He is wrong in his
conclusions. but his Stubborn adherence to
them shows that he has plenty OF backbone
His references 10 the tariff matter are"
Great heavens said the other, what are
you taking about? Haven't you heard of Rob-
ert Elsmere'T"
Most certainly, " replied the prominent citi-
zen. 81 think that Rider Haggard reached the
pinnacle of his greatness in that book Who
could conceive a more sublime situation than
that presented by the little group about the fire
OF eternal life, when, to show Robert Elsmer'
the secret of her great age, She Who Must Be
Obeyed' went into the riame ami then, when
she lay shriveled and hideous at Roberts feet,
how marvelous-' cold sweet noistened
the questionars brow as be hssed Have YOU
or have you not read Robert Elsmerey"
II read it last week think it is the best of
Gaborau's novels The subtle ingenuity with
which the great detective, Lecocq wasn't that
his uamey--unraveled the tangled threads of
the mystery, finally bringing the arch murderer.
Elsmere. to the scaffold. was wonderful And
what double-dyed villain the latter was Az
ter numbering his fond trusting wife, aud rob
bing his employer OF all he had"
But the questioner was gone, broken hearted
and wretcued The prominent citizen winked
at himself and smiled some, and went ON his
way. An hour later be was heard telling an
other man that Robert Elsmere's combat with
lvanhoe as described by Sir Walter Scott was
too marvellous to be criticised. Perhaps his
course should he generally adopted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

A good many people have lately been curl
GUS to know in what century 1900 will be
A Bostonian exposes his ignorance on the
subject by asking tbs Globe TO onlighten
him, and in answer the Globe says: "Ihe
year 1900 will be in the ninsteenth century.
On Dec. 81, in that year, the l9ooth year Of
the Christian era will have been completed /;
that is nineteen full centuries. The next
day, Jan. 1, 1901, will be the first day Of
the twentieth century"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
A Composite Sweetheart.

From the Yankee Blade.
No, do not, I'll confess,
l do not love charming Bess.
But If the girl could find
Who has all the charms combined
OF BesS and Belle,
And Maude and Nell,
or annie. Winnie,
Stella, Minnie,
Of Flossie, Josie,
Grace and Rosie,
Alexandra,
And Cassandra,
Christ ana,
And Susanna,
And lot OF others. too,
lawful hard 70 suit, say your
If, | say, that could lind
One with all the charms combined
OF those I've named above,
Then with her d happy live,
NV VIII lie heart TO her I'd give
My composite love.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

President Harrison gave utterance to a
sensible opiaion when he said: 1--WE should
not cease to be hospitable to immigration,
but we should cease to be careless as to the
character Of it.n That sentiment, however,
was first advanced by the democratic
House, which appointed a committee to In
vestigate immigration, with a view to ex-
GLIDING undesirable immigrants. The com
mittee made a pretty thorough investiga-
lion, and as result the people Of the entire
country were convinced that we should be
particular as to the class Of immigrants al
lowed to make their homes here. Gen.
Harrison was stealing democratic thunder,
but that is all right. The democrats have
in stock plenty more sound sentiments.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

The recent rains have left considerable
quantities of standing water in some parts
of the county. The quantity along the
line Of the City and Suburban railway is
greater than ever before, ard is particularly
noticeable in the neighborhood Of Saudhy
station and just beyond the Waters road
crossing. While the county authorities
have done considerable ditching in these
localities, it seems that the bitches have
been choksd up. As the health Of the city
depends very largely upon the sanitary
condition of the suburbs, it would be well
for the Citizens Sanitary Association to
give attention to this matter.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
A Candid Criticism.

From the UerchHnt IrnueIer.
Miss Doddleton.' said young man, did
you read the poem that l sent you?'
Yes replied the young lady, rather Ian
guidly.
'How did you ike it?'
Il had only one fault to fad with it.
what was thatg'
1T was lit.Ie bit too long-there were just
about two verses TOO many =
And the youth sat down in the corner and
sadly remembered that there were only two
verses to the cOnpOsition.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

The Rev. Joseph Wardle, of New York,
says he thinks Col. Robert Ingersoll will
probably take the pulpit in behalf of the
christion religion at no distant day. IL
would require a good deal Of preaching to
convert the colonel, and in the mean time
he is converting other people to his views.
The Rev. Mr.. Wardle had better hasten a
revival.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

Many members of the Dakota legislature
want President Harrison to remove Gov.
Church, and they have notified him of their
desire. Their chief objection TO the gov
ernor seems TO lie that he vetoes great
many bills. This would not be considered
an objection in most instances, but perhaps
the Dakota legislature passes better bGls
than any other.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

The Talbottcn Ae0 Era reports that it is
common thing in -hat town to see a Gus
toner fling a cent on a counter and call
for an apple, stick of candy or some other
merchandise of which a nickel purchase
would be real extravaganza Wherever
the cent is introduced, a spirit of economy
is likely to be cultivated. Every town in
Georgia ought to use this circulating
medium
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
Watch Rusk in 1892.

From the Louisville Cottrter-Jolv7tdl fDenr.)
Mr.. Colrnan, the retiring Secretary of Agri-
cessor all the turnip seed in the department.
A republican agricultural secretary would have
boxed it up and shipped it to his own farm,
possibly endeavoring to sell off part OF it to the
neighDors
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

Col Dudley has not lost popularity and
respect everywhere. The convention of
republican clubs in Baltimore the other
day thanked him for his peculiar services
in the recent campaign, aud now new re-
publican club in Aurora, Ind, has been
named for him. 1t may be remarked that
the republicans who retain respect for Dud-
ley are those who have respect for Doodle
also
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

A $1,000,0 900 failure of a factory in the
great protection state of Pennsylvania
is bad thing for the great protection re-
publican administration to start out with.
President Harrisons words about tie beau
ties of protection wouldn't read very we'll
alongside of an account of the failure.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

Pennsylvania has furnished the oldest
cabinet member in the history of the coun-
try. This member was Lewis Cass, who
was rs years old when appointed. That
state now furnishes a member who, it is
charged, owes his appointment to the fact
that he raised a large sum to help elect
President Harrison.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

Chief Justice Fuller and Associate Justice
Lamar, democrats, appointed by Mr.. Cleve-
land, won't be removed by the republican
President They no doubt hated to see their
party go out, but they were glad doubtless
that they didn't have to go out with it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08
a Very Slim Chance.

From the ST. Louis Republic (Dem1
With Steve Elkins as administration boss of
New York the republicans have about as much
chance of carrying New York in 1892 as the
rotund and rubicund Steve mas of being trans
lated to heaven in a chariot of fire for being
better than his party
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

The appointment of MIR. Tracy, of New
York, as cabinet member is said to please
the Platt men better than the Miller men.
This is not surprising. Mr.. Blaine favors
the Platt crowd, aud If he could not get
Platt himself. it is natural that he should
select man who trained more with Piatt
than with Miller.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

he began to write bis name. but hardly had he
completed the first letters when tear rolled
down his face and fell on the fresh ink. Turn
ing to the minister in attendance, he said: See,
my tears obliterate my name. / cannot sign
this deed. - and he tore up the death warrant.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

Ex-Secretary Whitney may explain to
Secretary Tracy how he managed the
navy department 30 successfully, but be
won't be able to impart to the new Secre-
tary the ability to manage it in the same
manner. There is a good deal of difference
between understanding how a thing is done
and being able TO do it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-03-08

Some of the newspapers report that
rumors of war upon the new administra-
ton already fill the air. So soon And,
that too, after Mr.. Blaine had been placed
in command, in order to avoid war! This
is sad