The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-07-11
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themselves.
wisstcs says The ooesa 10 dgiag ~.
Ulsa 10 lesru that something 10 drying up
nj. season.
Id sog.lsr 10 ~. when bicrcler
break. . rani. be dossu', get figh. doSn
ed ase hiGssii
When yoa tsik politics. accord yonf
oppoGrr, .he sane right ~ you claim ior
ycsisslt -.ad keep cool
The slesenih commandment, sccosd.
lag 10 oessssl Tseumseh Sherman. 10 10
nind Jour osb basioes
-wbea sm.o aadeaskes the charge Of
hi. shs's nask be generally hads that be
he. /. .hole elephant 90 bis hands.
IL that German professor Is correct IN
bi. statement. The teaa OF Findlay, Ohio
bs. an oily futatr belofe IL rs we'll - un.
der IL.
The mao sss disappointed sbo expect.
I'd 10 read something sensational 10 80
agricultural paper nader the hesd OF "Hs.
ro.ies"
--ws are TODD ,bs, Gen. S-uss al
ways coolies, sbeu on the point Of attack.
Mos, people are hottest when on the point
Of = tack.
Mrs. Cleyelsnd sot no hustle exam.
pie Tor the ladies Of Marion. Mas, and
the hustle there over this matter is simply
immense.
A Young man who has an abundance Of
ANAL talk sod compliments may be admir-
ed by the girls. but BIO does not always
make good husband.
Ia The bookstore You are looking
for novels or for poems perhsps Goethe
or Schiller Oh, no poems. My son
writes them every day at home.
--Punc,ilious Traveller Now, what
ought little boys TO say when gentleman
gives them = nickel for carrying bis
sAtcheli Small boy-Tainl enough.
Wife, said the old farmer. these 'ere
billed pertsters taste amszin good; that is,
they rc good II they ami tina, you got oil
old Jones, His pertaters amt it to eat.
"A correspondent asks II We believe 10
travelling for health. Under certain cir-
cumstAncss We do--particularly when We
see smsd dog or runaway horse com
ing.
The Cat Ion the outside Of the mill
CAM You seem TO be enjoying yourself
10 there. The fish-Yes after fashion
But what mskes the water this whitist
colorY
-wife-Tom, ] must have some money
TO pay what owe u the hair store. owe
fora skeleton bang. and switch. and |
Husband Clara. spare me the harrow
log details.
Papa. what's an anomaly asked Bob
by, looking up from his book. That thu
American eagle is bald headed, yet Their
are no flies on him. replied pa, viciously
Shaping bis shining pate.
--Gentlemsn How is your wife, Unel
Rastus? Uncle Rsstus--She am or gettin
better. sab. I'm glad 10 hear 1t. Ther
abe 10 on The road to recovery? No. sab
de ole 'ooman KANT walk yt.
Man .About.Town banteringly. Pat
you'is the most artistic drinker / eve
say. 1, must have taken lots Of practIc
10 get that right elbow Of yours working
so s,tis,ically. Pat Thank 70 for ye
praise, sor. Yc're DO cripple yourself.
Dealer Ito clerk I'm going to mari
tho.e boys diagonal suits si5 tomorrow
Clerk Fifteen dollars! Why, we've beel
selling them for $40 ell along. Dsaler :
knov il. bu, I'm going TO give . bas
ball bat With each oue OF them free Q
charge.
Judge You we're arrested for wslkin
on tie grass in the park, and that. toe
RICH, near notice warning you TO kee
of. Accused Yes. an near sighted. 20
know, and I couldnt make out what th
sign vas. so l went over on the grass
resd IL and was srrested
boston Woman Ito Chicago friend.
--Cicely. IL your domestic life happy
Chicago Woman. Yes. indeed. hsv
everything my heart can wish for, and d
you know my dear old hubby told me th
morning that might have . divorce ~
time l wanted il He thinks OF every
thing.
Uncle Ben. your son was fooIin
around my hsncoop lest night, and can
very near cstching him. He he'd his han
On . chicken. but ls. IL 90 when be bear
me. Boss. did yer say be had . hand on
chicken az den lei II goi did. Den
vsr'nt none oh my sona Dat nigge
v1'nt none oh my raising.
II know ve are poor, dear papa, a
Evelyn. nesting her head sgsins b
shoulder. bat A,helstanc il brave 40
hopeful. and he says tbs. love will msl
away. know II will. said old Hysi
grimly. as made away With siI tons |
coal aud $40 worth Of gss since Last Chris
mas, aud ne next winter that's worryir