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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20
STRAY WAITS.
From Every source.

From Every Source.
Proud Motler-Ol,. John, the baby can walk
Cruel Father--Good. He can walk the
floor with himself at night then.
Joseph Tennell, the artist Of London Punch,
is 70 years old and has been making pictures
for that paper for four decades. He can re-
member when some Of its Jokes were new.
Mrs. E. Hoffman, of New York, has been
supplied with new nose from the bono and
cartilage Of chickens breast. 1t Is growing
on nicely, but 1t isn't safe to pullet yet.
Each of New York's players received $3.50
as his share Of the proceeds Of the worlds
championship series and $3.50 from the re
ceipts Of the benefit. 1t is paying profession.
Harpers Bazaar: Had Robinson Crusoe been
an 1rshman, there can be little doubt that
when he first saw the footprints on the sand
he would have exclaimed. 1T is fatev'
Ayoung man in Pettis county, No., who
had swallowed tack, was placed by
his physicians on diet of mashed potatoes
They should have made him swallow tack
hammer.
Stranger Ito bicycle rider)-Are you &C
quainted with the roads around here, my
friend?
Bicycle Rider (pointing 10 the scars on his
face)-Yes; I've met them quite often.
"Towel socials' are the correct caper now i.
They'll never become popular In printing
offices. An enlargement seems to have grown
up between the printer and the towel. The
towel stands on its dignity Tin the corner) and
the printer passes it by in silent scorn.
Arthur Brisbane, the editor Of tho Evening
Sun, Of New York, is paid $4,000 a year.
Great Scott, just think Of ii! aud yet the editor
OF the Bulletin has to wear long tailed coat
to cover up the patches on the seat of bis pants
Henceforth we are socialist.-Fisher Bulle-
tin.
The heavy snow storm Of the past three days
throughout Colorado shows no signs Of abat-
INK. All OF the trains on mountain roads are
more or less delayed. Between two and three
feet is reported from Colorado Springs and
neighborhood, and teiegraphic communication
with many sections is suspended.
There arc cheerful indications Of a con.
science wave sweeping over the country. The
treasury department has received letter con-
tanning four two-cent stamps as recompense
with interest for two stamps used twice, and
st. Paul editor has just had returned a valu-
ed keepsake knife stolen from his desk several
months ago. The blades, however, are broken.
A western editor has invented IN internal
machine which he places in an envelope aud
sends to those who 'refuse' the paper after
taking it five or six years without paying for
1t. The machine explodes and kills the whole
family, and the fragments that fall 10 the yard
kill the dog. All exchange adds: Glory GER
tainly awaits that editor whom be gets into
the sauctum that awaits him above. He will
have an upholstered chair and be allowed to
alt with his feet on the table.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Services at the Congregational church Sun
day morning and evening. Morning subject,
''The Voice in the WiIderness''- 4th Chap.
verses S-5. Evening, IA Warning to the
Young'-Eccl. 18th Chap. 9th verse. All are
cordially invited to attend.
T. W. THgRsToH, Pastor.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

The little daughter Of Mr. and Mrs. John
A. VanDusen, living in the Hope House, while
playing on the stairway few days ago, fell
over the banster allnost at the top Of the stair
way to the floor Of the hallwaw beneath. No
bones were broken, but che sustained some
very severe bruises
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

BoRN-To Mr.. and Mrs. Frank N. Gilmore,
on Thursday, December 18th, an eight pound
daughter. Frank carries box of cigars with
him and his always pleasant countenancs now
beams with serene contentment.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20
Notice Of Teacher,s Exam,na,

Notice OF Teachers Examination.
An examination Of candidates for certificates
to teach in Steele county, will be held In the
Superintendent Office at Sherbrooke, begin
ming at nine O'Clock a. IN, Tuesday, January
7tf, 1890.
Candidates will please come provided with
tho necessary stationery.
The next regular examination will be held
April lat, 1890.
Dated at Shcrbrooke, Dec. 18th, 1889.
8. j. AxDAHL,
Ss-3w Co. Supt.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

We promised last week to give the caste Of
characters and synopsis Of incidents Of 1.-THE
New Magdalen." but for the want Of apacs we
will be Obliged to refer you to the hand bills
for particulars. Suffice It to say that a very
rich treat is in store for all lovers Of tho DRAMA
Doors open at o'clock. Curtain rises at 8
O'Clock, sharp. grand ball will bs given
after the play.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Postmaster Rica is changing the order Of
things in thu postoftice building. He has add
cd windows both on the north and south, at
the west end OF the front room. and will re-
move the delivery to that end OF the room.
This will be great improvement.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20
Notice to Teachers.

A meeting will 10 held in the school house
at Hope, on Saturday, January 4tl,, 1890, at l
p. H., for tho purpose Of organizing teachers
association, and take such steps as will tend Ia
improve and better fit ourselves for the profee-
sion Of teaching.
Let every teacher attend that possibly can.
A cordial Invitation is extended to anyone
intending to 1T themselves for teaching.
Dated at Sherbrooke Dec. 10th, 1889.
8. J. AXDAHL.
S6-Sw Co. Supt.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

-Faribault (Mnn.,] Pilot: Mr.. and Mr.. D
P. Baldwin. formerly Of this city, but now
residents Of Sberbrooke, Dak., are visiting
friends in Faribault. Mr.. Baldwin will return
home in short time, but Mrs. B. will remain
most Of the winter. They are the guests Of
DR.. and Mrs. Wood. MIR. Baldwin is very en-
thusiastic over Dakota, and says the only thing
that would discourage him with his adopted
stase would be to have a couple Of the eastern
blizzards make pilgrimage through il.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

The Fair and chicken pie supper givon by
the ladies Of the Congregational church, was
we'll attended and very literally patronixed,
the gross receipts amounting to $1lS.74 Some
very beautiful articles in fancy work and paint
ing were displayed, which brought very good
pricee.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20
EsTRAYED.

From tho premises Of Carl Gustavson, the n
W. u Sec. 2, Tp. l45, R. 81, Ono dark bay
mare, branded + W F on left hip aud T c and
figure s on left shoulder, age IL years; Ono sor
rel colt years old. with white star In forehead
One spring colt, color bay, with star In fore
head. The finder will notify the undersigned,
who will pay suitable reward for recovery
OF the animals described.
r. + a MrNAuov
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20
Attention Comrades.

A regular meeting Of George P. Foster Post,
No. 1SO G. A. R., Department Of Dakota, will
be held at post room on Saturday, Dec. 2Sth,
1859, at 2 O'Clock P. NJ :, sharp. By order
w. A. WIN6LoW, Post Com
A. T. DRAKELEr, Adjt.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

The Manitoba las made special cheap
freight rates for feed in car load lots, and par
ties who will have to ship feed in would do well
to do 30 now, under the present cheap rates
91a cents per hundred, from Minneapolis.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

On Monday evening at G:30 O'Clock the Y.
=. S. c. E. will meet at Mr.. Badgers. May
Morehouse will lead The meeting, upon the
subject of "Christinas Dutes"-Luke II, verses
$40. Let all, who are interested in His cause,
attend. SECRETARY.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

The programs Of both the Congregational
and NJ. E. entertainments, tho former to be
given Christmas Eve aud the latter Christmas
night are we'll arranged, and pleasant times
are In store for the children. Lot all attend
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

-6ervicrs in the NJ. e. church Sunday morn
ing and evening, as usual. A Christmas SER
mon will be preached In the morning, from
Luke I'd Chap, 14th verse. Subject for eve
ming, "A Rootltss Hope and Defeated Life"
text Mum. 23d Chap, I'd verse, and I'd Peter
I'd Chap, 18th verse.
S. B. MAHAHEY, Pastor.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Ed Brown started yesterday for the vicinity
Of Cromwell, Minn., where he will work at
railroading this winter.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Andrew Larson sustained some serious
bruises, by horse which he was riding slip
ping on the ics and falling on his leg. 1t was
quite fortunate for him that no bones were
broken.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Rev. s. B. Mahauey returned Saturday from
Wheatland, where he was engaged the greater
part Of the week In series of revival uestngs
He reports the meetings as very successful.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

The railway carpenter gang was here this
week Citing up additional rooms In the depot
for the further convenience Of the domestic
arrangements of Mr.. and Mra. Elwell.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

MIR. Porter, collector for the Broadlawn
farm, was In town Wednesday for short time
when on his way home from business trip to
COoperstown.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20
Fine CaruetA

Norgord & Shaw have some elegant samples
OF anc Carpets and mattings. Call and zee
them and place your orders with this reliable
firm when in need Of anything In this line.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

DIR. Dupuis, the Mayvillo Dentist will visit
Hope Dec. 2lst, and remain one week. Office
at Hotel.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

c. W. Daw'iy has a 6ns stock Of harnesses
blankets, etc, which 10 will sell cheap for
cash. Call aud examine before purchasing
elsewhere.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

A black hull calf has been around my
premises in Riverside township, for about two
months. Owner will please take same away.
G. s. PALFREY.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Parties indebted 10 me are requested to
call and settle at once, as ain going away for
the winter and must have money.
c. W. DAWDY,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

just received at Norgord 4 Shaw's fresh
lot Of Wisconsin Buckwheat, the genuine stuff.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Old Stock and no Style. hest cent cigar
In town, for sale at the Poatoi6ce.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Il am prepared to do all kinds Of laundry
work in first class shape. Give me call.
A. A. WEYAET.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Atty. James P. McMahon will start for the
home of his parents at Faribaut. Mnn., to.
morrow. where he will visit during the holidays.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

MIR. B. F. Walden took in Fargo a couple
" days this week.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Old papers, good for shelves or wrapping
paper, for sale at this Office, at rs eents per
100.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Rev. S. B. Mahaney went to Page yester-
day to assist the NJ. E. pastor there in special
revival meetings.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20
What Your MeighborS Saw

VIZ SGT KHg dGa9 oTa 3s@t I T0f oSs 9GHSs
Down with the Goal Trusts, and we will grow
our own fuel at home.
J. G. Brown says he has no farther use for
wood and would not do the labor necessary
on it to get it ready for use as long as his
straw stack holds out, as burning straw with
the Straw Burner is far more satisfactory.
James T. Masters says: My coal bill is $75
a year for two stoves, but with the Straw
by save this much. Now why put this much
money into the pockets Of the Great Coal
Trusts every year, when we grow our own
fuel at home
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20
Grand Roll.

At the Arcade Opera House, New Years
night. Let every one come and have a good
time. w. A. WISSLOw,
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

You will attend tire ball to- night, Of course.
A good time is anticipated.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Mr.. Jonathan Bistine returned Thursday
from visit Of few days at Fargo.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20

Atty. j. p. Mcmahon made business trip
to Fargo, Tuesday, returning Thursday.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1889-12-20
LOCAL ITEMS.

Wheat, 81 cents for No. 1 hard.
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even to the point Of cannibalism."
Alert: Postmaster Klaus says that the loca-
ton of jamestown Is not twenty -hvo miles
from tho center Of a bee line drawn from New
York city to Portland, Oregon. He suggests
| In this connection that this would be about the
proper place for the Columbus Exposition of
1882 to be located, aud says II they can't lud
site for the show In over-crowded New York
| or the swaInps surrounding Chicago, he will
give the fair management four square miles OF
land up OH the blu6s, where not a pile will
have to bs driven in order to secure a'perfectly
firm aud safe foundation. And II 1t comes to
showdown, Mr.. Klaus would be the man to
build enough hotels to accommodate the crowd,
too.
Several large Cass county farmers among
them Major Fleming, Of Fargo, and I. W.
Fisher, OF CasseltoD, claim that it Is sheer folly
to talk about irrigating this country by means
| Of artesan wells. The water obtained in the
Red river valley from artesian wells Is UNIT
for irrigation. 1t will kill vegetation. Tho
flooding Of tho grass In the Jamestown city
park by the artesian water seems, In solne re-
| spscts, to prove the truth Of the statement for
this locality, but what would be the result on
prairie land, where the soil is different from
the thin crust of earth over the shale, a. IN the
park, is not known. The 1liing In Of sloughs
| and ponds aud the storage Of water In the nat
| ural depreseions that abound on the farms in
| the valley, could not but have good effect on
The increase Of evaporation and consequent
precipitation u yaiu:-Jsateas6Wu AnGt
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-04
EDUCATION AND BUSINESS

An exchange gives the following
solid remarks of wisdom, which
many young man will do To heed:
"rhere IL occasionally n young
man In this day of general enlight-
eument and intelligence who be-
lieves II is possible for commercial
school 10 guarantee in advance that
when he has passed through its
course of study II will have snug
business position, attended with
little labor and magnificent salary
ready 10 his hand, aud he appears
10 assume that his character and
ability will not become factors In
the case. All that is required of
him, he imagines, Is To pay the tut
tion fee aud get through the course
of study aud thin look 10 the school
for position, Why do not the
young men who enter the law aud
medical colleges expect their alma
mater Ia provide them an established
practice, or those who are trained
for the ministry In the theological
school expect 10 be provided with
popular city pulpits upon completing
the course. No, young man, this Is
Is not the way OF the world, When
ayoung man is prepared for business,
for the law, medicine or ministry, II
he has character and ability added
10 his school atlainments, them will
be no trouble about employment;
but no honest school can promise
situation IA anybody in advance,
nor Is there one in the wide world
within our know ledge that does il.
The demand for qualified assistants
Is 50 great that the question OF em.
ployment need never trouble a
capable man or woman, such are
always In demand.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-04
TOO LATEl TOO LATEi

They stole all my lightning before 1t struck,
And bottled my thunder before II burst;
Shakespeare and Plat and Kant were in luck'
They were born, they were born the hrsti
There is Homer, too, has been highly praised
For writing my thoughts before was born'
He fills the trumpet Of Fame upraised'
!, the little end Of the hornl
And the world unites to praise Cicero
The while they laugh my conceits 70 scorn,
And Montague, and Chaucer, and Pindar anu
Poe,
Who robbed me before was born.
They smoke before had ever chance,
THESE pirates who scuttled my song-shipS
grand. .o
And boarded my tr remes of gay romance
BEFORE could take command.
They wrote my thoughts and were covered WIN
praise, ,,oa, ,Aor,
They spoke my thoughts and men called them
great; ....o.,ar,
While languish unknown in these subsequent
days
man who was born too latei
S. w. Foss, in Yankee Blade.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-04
lIOO,loOs.

\ Chicago lawyer has explained to
a Chicago court that u hoodoo is
something which pursues man
with misfortune, much In the man
ner that n wheelbarrow makes its
haunting presence known for n
weary while 10 the unfortunate
who has stumbled over IL in the
dark. 4 man who has been ho,>-
dooed fluids that all the forces of aat-
ure am in active conspiracy against
him. III he goes out In borrow money
his pocket will he picked and none
of his friends viii lend him n cent,
Ii he gocs on n journey the railroad
train viii run oil the track. Ii he
rides ON vahle car he will get stuck
Ia the tunnel, In a word, he Is
hoodo0ed, Some people would call
the outward manifestation of hoo
doo mere bad luck, but the adept
In hoodo,s can observe an important
distinction between the tuo. The
spcll of the hoodoo must he broken
by an iuc.,ntaliou, while had luck
will simply wear itself out, There
are Two excvllent prevenSives fur
hoodoos. One Is 30 geta masg0, aud
the other Is q de, line 20 hea hootoo.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-04
A NUMANS DISCOVERY.

"Another wonderful discovery ha
been made and that too by lady in
this country. Disease fastened its
clutches upon her and for seven
years she withstood its severst tests.
but her vital organs We're under.
mined and death seemed imminent
For three months she coughedin
sanity and could not sleep. She
bought of us bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption
and was so much relieved on taking
first dose that she slept all night
and with one bottle has been miracu-
lousy cured. Her name is Mrs.
Luther Lutz." Thus write w. &.
Hamrick x Co., of Shelby, y. c.
Get free trial bottle at Daniel
Fry's drug store.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-04
MART WINS.

We desire TO say to our citizens
that for years we have been selling
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, DR., Kings New Life Pills,
Bucklcn's Arnica Salve and Electric
Bitters, and have never handled
remedies that sell MS well, or that
have given such universal satistac-
ton. We do not hesitate to guar
antee them every time, and we stand
ready to refund the purchase price,
if satisfactory results do not follow
their use. These remedies have won
their great popularity purely ON
their merits, Sold by Daniel J. Fry,
druggist.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-04

BY next season Salem will have IA
fruit cannery of large proportions.
1t is proposed to establish storage
depots in the east and elsewhere and
sell the goods direct to the retailer,
thus saving to the consumer the
profit that would go to the wholesaler
and jobbcr and placing Oregon fruit
on the table of the consumer at as
low figure as any other canned
goods of equal quality. The Will
lamette cvaporator company are in
teresting themselves in the cannery
project, the success of which is guar
nntanb
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-04

SALEM il now going to have an
other line of street railway. The
new line will run from Commercial
street to the penitentiary and the
asylum. 1t will pass through II
thickly settled portion of the city
and Is certain to be II paying line
from the start. There will always
be heavy travel to and from the
state institutions and aside from this
II will compete for its share of the
travel to the state house and depot.
The men who are at the head of the
enterprise are guarantee of its sue
ppSs
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-04

A HALF-DOzEN OF the most sue
cessful men of New York were re-
Gently asked what chance young
men have to get on in the world
these days. Jay Gould, Russell
Sage, Gordon Bennett, Norvin
Green and Charles A. Dana said the
outlook was never so good rs now.
"W hat one quality should they pos
sess to succeed best? was the qucs-
ton asked of each. sage repli, d:
Caution" Gould, perseverance,"
Green, "Hard work." Bennett,
"Enterprise;u Dana. "Brains."
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-04
AGRICUTURAL FAIRS.

This is the season Of the agricul-
tural fairs. That farmers should in
terest themselves in these exhibitions
seems to go without saying, and
presents a question which evidently
answers itself. Every considerable
industry takes this means Of adver-
tlsing itself TO the public, and the
commercial interest, which, al
though of great Importance is sec
ond to that ofagriculture and main
ly depends upon that for its devel-
opment, spends millions Of dollars
and avails itself ofevery opportunity
and excuse Of making the most con
spicuous display, regardless of cost.
1t must be confessed that an agricui-
tural display is, however, more of a
personal than a relative affair, and
is receptive in its tendencies rather
than discursive; that Is, the farmers
III their exhibitions attract related
industries to show what they can do
for agriculture quite as much as the
farmers attempt to show what they
ca do for the public.
a successful agricultural fair is q
grand object lesson for the farmers
aud n means of mutual instruction.
The fine stock, excellent products,
and the opportunities of conversa-
ton and consultation offer invalua-
ble educational facilities which are
not to he neglected, while the varied
array of farm machinery and appli-
ances afford Indispensable informa-
ton in regard to to the aids and
helps Offered to farmers by mechan-
ical in lustries. All this instruction
Is especially valuable to farmers,
and every one Of them shou,d d make
it special duty and consider it a
special privilege to attend these
displays and make as much Of them
as they can. Tne ttendants at the
various stands where machinery Is
exhibited are ready and eager to ex-
plain the nature and working of
their,wares, and every facility should
be given them to eXpend their gen
erous volubillty Of which the most
should he made.
Every farmer should be an eXhib-
itor at the fairs. He should make 1t
II special part of his work to prepare
something for exhibition. And this,
not SO much for the value of the
premiums offered, but for the sake
of comparison and comparing notes
with other exhibitors. Farmers
and all Others engaged in agricul-
tural work of whatever kind have
no secrets to guard; they have no
use for patents on their productions
or for monopolics Of any kind. Con-
whatever one knows or
thinks or learns Is common property
and IL dispensed freely to everybody.
In n gathering of farmers the knowl-
edge of all combined Is quickly dis
tributed, and every one learns some
thing from every other one. For all
the reasons mentioned, and for
Others too numerous to mention,
farmers and all other persons that
may be interested in their success
should visit the exhibitions and get |
all the useful instruction that is
possible out of them.