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The evening world., 1889-02-06

70 The German comedian Charles A. Gardner.
now playing. successfully in his new play,
Up CinciHpati recently he said, II was
before. Which were a lot OF male dummies all
clothed and properly labelled, with prices. The
entrance to the store was in the centre and out
between the dummies, forming a direct line. |
saw at once the opportunity and quickly stepped
ing audibly. This dummy is marked $40
passed to the next and looking at the card the
same way. : This one 80. no to the next, This
amined him carefully all over, shook my head
and passing to the next exclaimed, They for
got to label that dummy"
The proprietor was dumfounded and dazed,
while Gardner looked at the figures and cards
and ,coohy, walked away, several bystanders
roaring with laughter.
The evening world., 1889-02-06
A Dove OF Lavender Color.

TO ne Editor If IN, Fronting World;
I saw q dove enter my room. and II was Of
lavender color. ! caught the dove. but 10
keep IL was impossible. The next day a
lady friend came from the West. I did not
expect her. She was dressed in o lavender
suit, and she was In u great hurry. Nothing
could keep her with me. Was not the dove q
prophecy @. E. M.
29l Seventh avenue, BROOKLYN,
The evening world., 1889-02-06
A Sweet Revenge.

IEron brakes Mdgdsine.l
Charles lin street car. whispering to Jackson.
sitting near him)-Jack, don't you know that
young lady standing up7
J~ackson-Yes. that's Miss Simbley.
I'm getting back at her."
Getting back at her ?"
Yes. she refused to waltz with me at the
charity ball"
The evening world., 1889-02-06
A Discerning Printer.

prom he N~orristoton Herald.
A printer in q Democratic office set it up ''The
National Ma on : NV %o9al-faro rsh,sr oGnventiGn !" The 4 s sdi
raised the printers wages.
The evening world., 1889-02-06
Is He R~ef0rminRe

tFroH, he Pittsburg Chroniois.l
II see that Bismarck takes water. ;, said sMr.
Snaggs, glancing over the Samoan Jews.
20. that's certainly a mistake replied Mrs.
SnaRgs. II read the other DAY that he ALVIN w
has a glass Of brandy haIldy when making a
speech"
The evening world., 1889-02-06
A Canine Couuudrum.

lfron' ~ burlington Fos Prs".l
Popinjay-B OLSON. here's a new conundrum
for you: Wnen is a dog the richest at the same
time TIP. he feels the poorest
Blob Aon-That's 4 tough one. l give IL no.
PC Jinjay-When he has lots Of tin behind him.
The evening world., 1889-02-06
Whore the Expense L..

from the h0rvfs'oun Herald
A correspondent speaks of the work OF dis
Indignation at Niagara Falls" Let the falls dis
integrate. The work doesn't cost visitors any
thing. 1t IL the disintegration of the contents
OF II mans pocketbook at the Falls that is 30 ex-
Deusiye,
The evening world., 1889-02-06
A Four-Y Dream.

To . Edftor u The Erening World!
My little four-year-old frequently talks
aloud in her sleep, and very often she relates
her dreams and tells Of the pretty things she
has seen in dreamland. One night she awoke
me and said Mamma. l d'eamed / was
awful told-and is. Tower me. mamma"
l., NJ. 1852 Madison avenue.
The evening world., 1889-02-06
A Valuable Suggestion.

Gen. Harrison's newly purchased horse, for
use in Washington, is named Bill. He should
Democratic members OF the House, no matter
how fast their nags might be, wouldn't pass
him.
The evening world., 1889-02-06
A Brilliant Woman.


IRON the Bosto~ Transcript
A Richmond woman who recently had her
stockings catch Are while warming her feet at
m open fro had the presence Of mind to plunge
her feet into a wash bowl halt Allied with water.
The evening world., 1889-02-06

Asked 20 support Connelly's Pavsmsnt Bin.
Committees from the West Side Association
aud the West End Avenue Improvement Asso.
eianon waited on Mayor Grant to-day and urged
him % Interest himself In the passage of the
Eonpelly bill providing for the pGvement Of the
bb9nisvard with asphalt, now before the LegiS-
hssplHtions passed st recent msetinss Of the
essoeiatiQns fAvoying the Connelly bill were
presented 10 the Mayor.
The evening world., 1889-02-06
Hostess-And SO you really believe tho moon
She Had Business There.

Policeman-Come. young woman, you must
not loiter here after the audience has dispersed.
Young Woman-Please, sir, l have business
here.
Policeman-Well. what is il?
Young Woman Cblushing)-I am the-the
young woman that's engaged to the m
chess-player, and i am waiting for him to take
me home.
The evening world., 1889-02-06
Turkey StumnE.
GRom tie Men FORK Week.,

IRON the Nrb Iorh weekly
City Boy-Do you like turkey %stufing!
Country Boy-Naw! Nobody eats turkey stuff
ing.
Yes, / do. It's the half q pound o. corn that
you stuff into its crop. after it's dead, TO make it
weigh heavier.
The evening world., 1889-02-06
Policeman-Well, what ia IL Z
An Artist,s Mistake.

tFrom ne Tfnsbnrq Chronicle
Rosa Bonhcur as an artist is not true to
nature, 4" remarked the snake editor.
How is that p asked the horse editor.
I'm her picture, The Horse Fair, appear
several white horses, but not a single red-haired
girl"
The evening world., 1889-02-06
A Modern Romeo.
NATURALIZATION what shnll l swear hy 2

tFrom The Nstp Fork Weekly
Amelia-Swear not by the moon, the incon-
slant moon.
AuRustus-Then what shall I swear by
Swear by that which you hold invaluable;
something which is dearer to you than all things
else; something that you cannot live without. -
Then, Amelia, l love you; l swear it by my
salary
The evening world., 1889-02-06

A %RH :A fg;I M t SsGsi;;. = Is : ..ss. .:'''' ''
The evening world., 1889-02-06

He desired to give the old men all the
chance he could to come back. but if they
delayed he would engage others, whom he
would not discharge afterwards.
Tn investigation was then adjourned until
8 O'Clock. The Executive Board handed TO
Secretary Madden a list of witnesses to be
summoned.
The evening world., 1889-02-06
YARNS BY MANAGER GOLDEN
UPS AND DOWNS OF STARRING WITH A
TEMPERANCE COMPANY.

TreubIe Began when the Musical Director
Struck the Morton Houso-A Catastrophe
which Nearly Postponed the show In
dennitely-Terrible Breaks In the Tenn
perance Ranks mt Toronto.
The evening world., 1889-02-06
FOUR ROADS RUNNING NOW.
DEACON RICHARDSON MAKES ANOTHER
ADVANCE IN BROOKLYN.

II Was Only the Snow that DELAYED the stnrt-
Ing Of the Cars To-Day-Transfer Agents
Out for the First Time since the TIe-Up
The Executive Board Insists that the
Strike Il Nor RroLeu.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
SAINT PAUL.
BY THE WAY.

State Treasurer Bobleter spent TWEEN
ty-four hours fishing at Forest Lake
and had three bites.
Since his appointment, Labor Com
missioner Lamb has put on four pounds
of flesh, which evaporated while Gov.
Merriam's sword hung over his head.
Grain Inspector James is now con-
WINGED of the folly of attempting to
serve two masters-Govs. McGill and
Merriam.
Col. Edwards and an earthquake
smile will go fishing the latter part of
jective point of sport, and the chances
are that the colonel, with his silver
Shekels for bait, will bring home a good
string.
Col. j. S. Robertson, of Summit ave-
nue., has dog by the name of Duke"
who, yesterday evening, celebrated the
fourteenth anniversary of his birthday
by eating up Ansel Oppenheim's bull
cat-hair. tail and all. DR.. Day has
prescribed an antidote, the same being
a solution of ROSTERS crows, profanity
and perspiration, three parts of the
former and one of the latter.
County Commissioner Boyd Is in a
fearful state of perplexity at the bright
prospect OF hurried balloon ascension
to be accorded him by the powers of
Ramsey county. The utilitarian COM
missioner was very nervous all day yes
terday, and it is said he lowered him.
self down in the family well and ate
his lunch at noon, expecting delega-
ton from the city to call and pay him
respects on the wings of blue profanity.
A lady called Dyratic is going to build
house on York street, and the build
ing inspector remarked: Il will not let
her build one of those blamed cratic
Shanties."
The stonecutters and their bosses
seem to differ on certain minor points.
The bosses say the strike is over: the
men say it is not over. The question
what constitutes the end of a strike
seems to be capable of at least two
answers, according to the spectacles
through which the affair is seen.
The state fair directors are going to
have show this year that will knock
silly anything ever seen before. Fire
works and balloon aScensi0ns, aslaugh-
ter house display and hippodromic
exhibition are among the attractions
promised. A good prize fight, bull
fight on Sunday afternoon, a beauty
show, female orchestra and fox hunt
would make it the greatest show on
EARTH"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
TWIN STATE TALK.

The strongest recommendation that
Mellette has for the governorship of the
new state is that he is from Indiana.
He was never appointed governor on
account of any merit or fitness for the
place, but simply because he was from
Indiana. Fred Douglas was appointed
minister to Hayti because his skin was
black, and Mellette was appointed gov
ernor of Dakota because he was from
NATURALIZATION Telegram.
1t would be brilliant example to the
rest of the Union TO have South Dakota
send two men to the senate who are I'M
smirched by the faint of monopoly and
bearing the distinction of having been
sought out for the honor.-BoWdle
Pioneer.
Warden Kanouse, of the Sioux Falls
penitentiary, recently made the state
ment that not one of the present eighty
five inmates would have been there had
it not been for liquor. This causes the
Deadwood Pioneer to investigate the
different cases sent up from the Hills
and finds that liquor had nothing to do
with the matter, and advises the warden
to use little discretion in his state
ments and make only assertions which
will be sustained by factS.-Plerre Sig
nal.
If senatorial timber in North Dakota
is so scarce why not elect man like
Mckinley, of Ohio.-Tower City Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
Train Notes.

The Northern Pacific's new consolidation
engine attracted a good deal of attention
yesterday. 1t is one of seventy-three ordered
from the Baldwin works, and is monster
1t is number 10000 and is to be used for
crossing the Rocky mountains.
Plans and specifications for the new union
depot sheds have been completed and are
awaiting bids, which must be in by the 18th
inst. The plans are substantially the same
as those published in the GLOBE about three
months ago.
Three carloads OF horses belonging to DAILY
& Haggin, Anaconda, Mont, passed through
the city yesterday on their way to Montana
from Trenton, n. j. They will form the
nucleus of the firms stock farm at Anaconda.
Round trip tickets to st. Paul from Chi
cago will be sold at S15.35 and from Mil
waukee at S12.95, during the Jockey club
races. good to return till after the close of
the meeting.
General Manager Mellen and Traffic Man.
ager Hannaford, of the Northern Pacific,
left yesterday for trip over portion of the
line. They are expected home to-day.
GA. A. Allen, general manager, and F. W.
Pratt, chief engineer of the Wisconsin Cen
Saral are in the city.
Frank Cassidy. general travelling freight
agent of the Kansas City, was in the city
yesterday.
c. j. Eddy, general agent of the, Milwaukee
at Fargo, left for Chicago yesterday.
F. B. Clarke, general freight agent of the
Omaha, left for Chicago yesterday.
Col. Broadwater, president of the Montana
Central, was in the city yesterday.
w, G. Martin, Western agent of the Wabash
line, is i'll the city.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
Man and Wife.

By observing as closely as possible
the following '1ets'' the number of
homes ''to let'' will be materially de-
creased:
Let each allow the other to know
something.
Let each consult the others feelings
Let each realize the fact that they are
one.
Let the husband frequent his home,
not the club.
Let his having ito see man" wait
till next day.
Let his latch key gather unto itself
rust from misuse.
Let him speak to his wife, not yell
"SayH at her.
Let him be as courteous after mar
rage as before.
Let him confide in his wife; their in
tereSts are equal.
Let him assist her in identifying the
home.
Let him appreciate her as his partner.
Let her not worry him with petty
troubles.
Let her not narrate Mrs. Next Doors
gossip.
has Sealskin.
Let her make the home more pleasant
than the club.
Let her dress as tastefully for him as
strangers.
Let her sympathize with him in bust
ness cares.
Let her home mean love and rest, not
noise and strife.
Let her meet him with a kiss, not a
froWn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
WASHBURN'S TRUMP CARD
The 500 Line Issues a New Schedule of
Freights.
ALLEGED BREACH OF FAITH.
Lake Superior Lines Kick and An
other Rate War Out
lined.

AS was expected, the 500 line has
raised its through all-rail west-bound
freight rates. The certainty of this was
what induced the lake and rail lines to
raise their rates to a 66-cent basis,
but it was understood that the
$500 would put in an Scent
frst-class rate. This has not been done,
but the following schedule has been is
fourth. SO; fifth, SO; sixth, %. The old
rate was CO. so, 40, 80, 25, 20.
As will be seen the new rate is an adj
vance of 25 per cent firSt-claSS on the
old, and is nine cents higher on first
class than that of the lake and rail lines.
These new rates go into effect July %
and apply from New York via Canada
Atlantic line and $500 line, from BOS-
ton via Canada Atlantic or Canadian Pa
cific Despatch and 800" line. The i'm
portance of the $500 as a factor in
Northwestern railroad problems cannot
be Overestimated. 1t is being demon
strated dav by day, and this freight rate
war has shown other roads that they
cannot omit it from their calculations.
1t may almost be said to hold the key to
the situation.
A KICK.
The news of this rate caused a good
deal of surprise among local freight
agents. One of the most prominent of
them said: sit is a breach of faith.
raise their rate to IS cents, aud
If they have only raised it to
Is cents there is going to be some fun.
We shall undoubtedly bring pressure
to bear on the officials of the road in
order to induce them to fulfill their
agreement with the lake and rail lines,
under which they made the &C cent
rate. If they refuse, the lake and rail
lines will insist on the arbitrary
differential they have claimed right
along" 1t will be remembered
that the advance to &c cents made by
the lake and rail lines was in some
doubt for several days, it being under
stood that it depended upon whether
the 500 would consent to raise their
rates to an 50 cent basis. An agreement
was reached to this effect, and the &c
rate went in. The difference between the
rates is made up in this way: 10 cents
differential allowance, and the remain
insurance. 1t will be seen from this
that the $780," having put in a rate
just cents higher than that of
the lake and rail lines, has just
allowed for the cost OF insurance
and extra time, not recognizing
the differential rate that has been
insisted upon all along. What the out
come will be remains to be seen, but it
is certain that if the Lake Superior lines
are unable to induce the $500 to make
a further 1O-cent raise, they will not go
on on the present basis, and that they
will make a cut of 10 cents seems
reasonably certain, This would reduce
the lake and rail rate to So cents and
might precipitate another rate war. One
thing is absolutely certain, the Omaha,
St. Paul & Duluth and Eastern Mime
sofa will never consent to maintain
siXty-siX ntrate against seventy-fve-
cent all-rail rate,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
WAITING FOR HARRIS.

Interstate Railway Association
Magnates Are Between Two
Fires.
CHICAGO, July 10.-The presidents of
the lines in the Interstate Commerce
Railway association met to-day again
without giving any indication that they
intended to let their organization go to
smash. The committees appointed on
the preceding day to labor with the
Chicago IL Alton and the Chicago, Bur-
lington & Northern had nothing to re-
port and were allowed further time. it
being announced that General Manager
Harris, Of the latter company, would
arrive in the city tomorrow. A resolu-
ton was adopted instructing the man
ayers Of the roads represented to take
steps to advance the rates from Peoria
and st. Louis to ST. Paul and interme-
date points. 1t was further resolved
that the commodity rates which have
recently been put into effect between
Chicago and St. Paul are too low to be
reasonable, and that it is the duty of
each road in the association. to use its
influence to have them advanced as
soon as possible. The meeting then
adjourned until tomorrow afternoon.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
CREDIT MUST BE SHARED.
William Walter Phelps Says He
Did Not Negotiate the Samoan
Treaty Alone.

William Walter Phelps Says He
Did Not Negotiate the Samoan
Treaty Alone.
NEW YORK, July 10.-WillIam Walter
Phelps, in refusing all invitation from
the Phelps guards to public reception
to be given him in Paterson in honor of
his success in the Berlin conference,
wrote:
1 don't like to celebrate the results of the
Samoan COME renee when my colleagues on
the commission are absent. If there is any
thing to celebrate-and while diplomats
paddock ties my own lips | have not failed
to read in the English and German press,
that in their opinion the interests of the
United States and of Samoa were not neg-
lected in Berlin-the credit must be shared,
at least equally, with my accomplished col
leagues on the American commission. Kas-
son, of Iowa, astute, alert, experienced:
trained for generation in the debates of
congress to readiness of thought and ex-
preston; trained in diplomacy, for which he
was fitted by nature, at Vienna and Berlin;
and rich in the presidents of two interna-
tional conferences, in which he had years
ago a conspicuous part Bates, of Delaware,
young eager and accomplished bringing to
the very table Of the conference a personal
and accurate knowledge of Samoan customs
ana laws and histories, and welcomed there
with peculiar respect, because they welcomed
him as an enemy, and he proved by his Ju-
dicial fairness in debate and in decision that
a man who most respects his own rights will
most regard the rights of others, and become
their friend. To these were largely due the
success of the conference, and l should be
10th, by any public celebration III their alb
sence, to indicate that l claimed any more
than my share with them of battle honora-'
blV fought
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
HAS NOTHING TO SAY.

Secretary Noble Refuses to Talk
on the Subject of Tanner.
WASHINGTON, July 10. - Secretary
Noble was seen late this afternoon and
asked if there were any truth in the re-
iterated reports that he desired to have
a new commissioner of pensions in
place of Corporal Tanner. He was just
getting into the department carriage at
the time to be driven to his home. He
said he had nothing to say about the re-
ports. He made no answer, and i'm
mediately drove off when asked if this
statement could be interpreted as mean
ing that the publications had some
foundation.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
Money and Brains,

The David G. Bell Investment COM
-pany, of Minneapolis, yesterday filed
articles of incorporation in the depart
ment of secretary of state. The capital
stock is 100000, snd the incorporators
are David G. Bell, John E. Bell, Charles
G. Bell, Walter A. Eggleston, James E.
Sutherland, q. P. Lockwood, of Mime
apolis. And there was also incorpor-
ated the Washburn Crosby company, of
Minneapolis, the incorporators of which
are John Washburn. William II. Dun
woody, James S Bell, Charles J. Mar
tin, A. V. Martin, of Minneapolis; and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
Physicians Acknowledge There Is
Less Deafness.

New YORK, July 9.-Physicians have
watched witha jealous eye the increas
ing popularity of the sound discs in
vented by H. A. Wales, of Bridgeport,
Conn.,, as patients who have been under
their care for years have in weeks
time had their hearing restored by it's
use, and they acknowledge that there
may be decrease in the percentage of
deaf people in the census of 1890.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11

The supreme court routine yesterday
Alexander Davidson, appellant. VS..
Freeman A. Fisher, respondent. Sub
mitted on briefs.
Charles j. Croonquist VS.. Christian
Flatner, respondent. Submitted on
briefs.
Emma L. Hillger. respondent, VS..
Chris Strauss) Jacob f. Remore, ct al,
appellants. Continued until next gen.
eral term. on account of the death of
Attorney Forbes, of Lyon county, who
was engaged in the case.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
LIVE STOCK BUSINESS.
The st. Paul Line Takes All it
Can Get at Cut Rates,

Can Get at Cut Rates.
KANSAS CITY, Mo-, July 1O.-Some
time ago, at the request of the Alton,
the Interstate Railway association Or
dered the Chicago, Milwaukee & st.
Paul. which had been hauling the ma
jOrity of the cattle shipped from here to
Chicago, to carry only two train loads a
week. The order was obeyed, but it
diverted its business to the Burlington,
and the Alton still wanted to get its
proportion of the east-bound cattle.
Then the Alton cut the rate to attract
business. To-day the Chicago, Mil
waukee q st. Paul began taking all
east-bound cattle it could get at the cut
rate of % cents.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
nresident this afternoon made the fol-

president this afternoon made the fol-
lowing appointments: To be consuls of
the United States, Emmons Clark, of
son, of Colorado. at Acapulco; Roswell
G. Horn, of Michigan, at Valparaiso;
James F. Hartigan, of the District of
Columbia, for the port of Trieste and all
other ports in the Austrian dominions,
etc.; John J. Chew, of the District of
Columbia, to be secretary of legation of
the United States at Vienna.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
Reduced Railroad Rates to Auge

Mahtomedi Chautauqua Assembly Is
on the Duluth road, equi-distant from st.
Paul, Minneapolis and Saltwater. All
persons paying full fare going, and TAX
Ing receipt therefor, will be returned at
one-third fare over the following roads:
c., M. & st. P; G. & N. W.; c., b. &
N; c., st. P. & K. c.; M. & st. L.;
st. P. q D.; NJ, st. P. d st. M. For
particulars address G. Woodward, St.
Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
Excursion Rates

To all points and for all special occa-
sions are as low via the Chicago, Mil
waukee & st. Paul railway as via any
other Chicago line, with superior train
service and accommodations. For fur
ther particulars apply to the company's
agents.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
REGATTA at Hotel St. Louis.

The Minnetonka Yacht club will have
its third regular regatta Oh Saturday.
July 18th, starting from the Hotel st.
Louis at 2 p. m. Regular weekly hop
in the evening. Trains leave st. Paul
at 9 a. NJ, and p. m. Leave Mime
tonka at 4:25 and 1O:4O p. m, via Chi
cago, Milwaukee q st. Paul railway.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-11
sTICKNEY VOTED DOWN.
His Proposition Regarding the
Application of Commodity Rates
Referred to a Committee,

hCAOELCu W 81 SOAhIulClOC'
CHICAGO, July 10.-At the meeting
of the Western Freight association to-
day, the most important subject consid-
cred was the notice given by the Chi
cago, st. Paul and Kansas City of its
desire to apply the new special COM
modify rates to st. Joseph and inter
mediate points on its line. The prOpo-
sition was voted down and an appeal
was taken to the board of managers of
the Interstate Commerce Railway asso-
citation, which was at that time in SEES
sion. The board referred the matter TO
committee of three to report tomorrow.
1t was agreed to reduce the rate on
coal from $3.50 TO $500 a ton between
Chicago and Missouri river points, to
meet similar reduction that has been
made between Duluth and Omaha.