Telegram-herald., 1889-07-04

- business soaass-ilsas always dnfss.
Ii i the saluoa nsea Wha agS .sunsl,l-
lAg tals Dne-
An Interest in ssaet railways ~oVla
se.m % IL sraaaalls 0eseiapiag "a
0raaa ealslas HAS la oerga4uls al
exoellsaA ilfse s. a.scst ia street rall-
Nay franchises. Nillch don eosi AuN
tal4 and lsiaN satae Nnte "a disposed
- ief gtsd csl NldIens 81 tils ls...iis.
1As -d.mes prollem daily a.
sass4ss asugv .ss proportions ih il'e
i1G.es Oood aIe eAHiA Nistit re-
ported seafU. a.a often can't be had
i0l tONe ol usnasf Wages aIe steadily
enns hleher aaa eXlraoIain&fN PRIV
l1ess demanded ANA ofteAi.nies con
ls.1t.d A c,sad glgl WAo VAL Work out
IN ! reas,aatle priue and koep ap
/ atas.sr aias aNxTaee SHOULD isr held on
! a. cSeQ q slf. does Sass hack ooeA-
sionaiiy, sed ins4st oa 'Oeiebranng
on lhe legal holidays
An expert. "Mhen YOU talk about
stone lleXt Time Nlil you please sAA that
Il great deaf - manufactured stone -
bs3ng sold M this ,liy Tor the genuine
/ quaIEscd artiois and represented q the
| bs.si quailiyy II yon alsii to sct S,'liae
| specimens Oi THE mis, rah!e fraud, oc-
casionaliv glance at the stone y steps
I IN front of many of our bcsi private
! residences, and YOU Viii al once detect
numerous places where great patches
| Of the outer coNcrs0g have peeled on,
exposing 10 view the meli-packcd dirt
or clay beneath. Better have an expert
GA hand when you have your stone
steps built"
Farmer Reynolds u tbe latest CON
yert - SDiritualsnl, and win charat-
terlsuc candor comes right out openly
| and confcsscs. Tins IL better than
meandcrng about the side streets ln
! closed hacks OF complete masquerade
/ costume m order Ia reach the
scene Of private scancc, a. has
ot late been done 10y ~ many reputable
| people, both men aud women IL y
all right to investigate, or even ~ you
| cam believe ia apparltlons. mediums
and "communlcatlOns," bat do u
openly and boldly. Ike the Farmer,
and like him give the world the bene-
lit of what YOU really see and hear,
and what you think about Il. Tins
town II full of Spirltualists, or patrons
of the seances, many OF whom are
wives without Their husbands, hus-
bands who leave their wives at home,
and people generally who seem
ashamed of themselves. and very much
afraid of being caught al A."
1t Is disgrace to tins or any other
city, with fine river running al our
very doorways, that We have no public
bathing places, and while, AT
| the same time, We frame our
| ordinances so that even poor
innocent little kid" no matter how
hot and rusty and dirty he may be,
| must needs walk miles ia order to get
| bcyond the Limits" before he can le-
| gally cut his costume down Ia Natures
| dccollete, hang hls clothes on some
| hickory limb, and so any where near
| the water. We shall get 80 modest
very soon that even the aforesaid hlck-
| ory limb" Will have 90 wear high
necled stocking, with Jcanness MI
Ter garter.
George Foster looks hale and Eng
| ish. bat az natural as HE, but he says
lac doesn't feel a bit natural any more
when he comes back to Grand Rapids,
albeit lac was born and brought up IN
the Valley City. II is now about ten
wears since George took up hls RESI-
dcncc IN great Gotham, and cast hls
fortunes with the journalistic guild oi
the metropolis. Mr. Foster has bcwn
for himself an .nviable reputation even
IN the big city where what ls commonly
set down for talent IN smaller places
soon SINKS to the dead level oi
respectable mcdiocrIty, and where
50 far a. Journalistic fame ls concerned
if a man be not a Titan he is scarcely
more prominent than a pigmy. lie has
long been identified with the Star, "A
paper winch has had a very romantic
proportion OF rlse and fall in IL oxPerl-
ence, crstwhle tho famous organ OF
Tammanv. and now the only straight
out-and out Democratic paper m New
York. Mr.. Fosters VISIT this time D.
necessarily briei one, tui hc Is liable
at almost amy time 10 come back and
stay awhile, and may arrive with = new
daily paper under his arm some line
morning.