New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-17
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

A funny breach Of promise case-though for thss
matter all breach of promise arc funny-s being
tried In wslkerton, Canada The defentant 10 young
doctor and his love letters read In tho court "oua
delight the soul of successful female erotio
In one Of them he says: @As some suthof Pus IL
There IS balm In Gilead.' oh, olgs, DO my oam-
% great is my love for you that words fall to express
IT, We had patient In tho hospital to-aT compi~nios
of construction Of the oesophagus.
Olga when the storms are long,
WIN you sing cheerful song,
yhen the rude winds rock the 1oe'
.s WE you cIessr cling to me ss5z..szs.-..
Sam Jones, the evangelist. ia doing we'll Taks
All your troubles TO the Saviour.
You sent Q kiss By letter.
Like other fruits to me
It sweeter tastes and better.
Fresh gathered from the res'
Too psyous.-@Mr Barker. DO yfu think We vi
90 10 the seq or mountains next sunmer. 80. -
Spower behind the throne as the IAN" '~' '0'''
0' MIS- answered her Husband II hsys not PAD 40
the bill for the Christmas present you gave m' y0' ~"
DUH silence reigned--The EPOCH
-aorsd street gamin, holding W at arms length
- old ,1bber boot from which pours Istresin OF wser
e the design for work Of art fr tic Common whioa
the BOSTON Aldermen have Just approved
Among the latest victims Of tbs Pigs In Clover"
81. ara tia two travellers Dentioned oy The
evening sum- who, having paid = for sieepinscm
nth lost their investment though sitting w AZ
night chasing the little porkers
THE TRUTH ABOUT HORACE
It is very aggrayatng
To hear the solemn pratins
OF the fossils who are staung
That old Horace 70, wa vas az pr 1sssix
He was always raising hsdes, -
And with miny On escapede ms
Best productions are imoue1
rhsre,s reaIy not much harm N
Largo number Of his carmina
But these people ind alarm in
Few records Of his ,, acts s.,o-o
And 10 Students sophomore
Thevd present as metaphonc
W6a old Horace meant for facts
We have always thought 'em iazyI
Now we adiudge 'em crazy.
Why, horace Was q daisy H..
That was very much awe
And tie wisest Of Us know know h Slm
Go read that virile poem,
II is No 25.
He was a very owl, SIR,
And starting .S out Rs % pf howl 81: ss
Until he filed his date
with o massic laden ditty
And classic maiden pretty
He painted up the city, ~
-IEugene Field In Chicago News
rna A,.rcar baseball teams have accepted an, IN
yration nom the Dean Of Westminster TO % presens
At q special service on Sunday. Perhaps the sermon
viii he nreaehed from tho text where arc the Nine
70 va ,vero n choose the most appropriate Nm2ot
10 ~ SaetinS The eyanescont, the pensnaolo uo e
cayng tho here to-day and conc ed pfinIon
would be a pair Of boys boots.-sprnsnoio UNIV"
The Jekyl Island Club Of Georgia Is moeens VIE
.cr.,, .rccsss In propagatng tho English phoss.'.
a., ontns aro the club received seventy egns
hid. ont Of 100 which were sent to 1t nom Eneis"a'
,,ar,rt vo having died on the Journey. from "'es
.,oy.rtv- s,oht birds 900 chicks were hs'enoo oa'
last fan by common bafnyard hens In anoie"n "
these most Of which throve an aoo".ohs.
hon nheasants have been ordered from EngtAh", -
when they arrive preparations wiz 90 maae
& 600 birds. With 5000 or 1000 oirus
n,c.u, N 4. sxnacted that there viii DO no longer am
necessity OF stimulating their increase. a. tnen
Matching in a wild state will furnish On anp'o soppu
for the sportsmap Jekyl Island Is eieyeh mi'.s
long and from one to two miles Woo D"s
wooded u affords q good cover fof inc orus' ~"~ =.
the pheasant never leaves It's orslaA no'n''
members Of the club viii soon h.'s =" '''
they want on their own domain
The Joke is on @The Boston Herald inc OH
d.v ~ n4ntsd a little poem, entitled "Carpe D'em,
s.s,,,,ns a. m The English Illustrated Magazine
r,o roer, is really song which occurs In shsae'
sns.,c,s twelfth night where It Is sung py '0s
clown. ~.
Saws a scotch clergyman; An elder was oso'hs
"a .ommentinp upon tho thirty-fourth Psalm, ana
tbe book being printed In the old style. when no cans
10 the verso thirteen he READ; Keep my tonsu' ~.
evii. and thy lips from speaking gnile' he resa
soueaking girls,' and then remarked by way Oh y.
uostton, at evident from this passage, thai SCRIP
ure docs not absolutely forbid Kissing, bus
christianity everything Is 10 be done deecnty and
order we are here encouraged by the passage 70
rather those girls that take II quietly and not
that squeak under tho operation
stli Cause for Alarm.-Mrs. cumritover- -
the children this morninga ...1un,i
Mrs, Loviu-well. Tommis ana susie ~ ess~sS]
but Puggis is stt1 very sick dog.-fIns ARssae