Evening journal., 1889-08-07
ITEMS OF INTEREST

SMALL boy was eyelng ana making
use of some very emphatic expressions
and exclamations on Elizabeth street the
other day when gentleman halted and
observed. Tut tut my boy Such words
as that won't help your case any In
backing up he struck the same loose
plank which had tripped the boy up, and
he fell at full length and rolled off the
curb stone. He gave proper vent to his
feelings as he lay there, and as he strug-
gled up the boy exclaimed: "What do
you say now2 Didn't they help you
heapT-Detroit Free Press.
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Bou.s and Pimples and other affections
arising from impure blood may appear at
this season, when the blood is heated
Hoods Sarsaparilla removes the cause Of
these troubles by purifying, vitalizing
and enriching the blood, and at the same
time it gives strength to the whole sys-
TEN.
ONE day little Esthers aunt received
letter. While reading it she dropped
the envelope on the floor Esther picked
it up and handed it to her, saying
"Auntie. here's the skiN of your letter, %
Youths Companion.
80
LAST Days
Last week OF the great sale of En-
cravings and Etchings. Public sale at
night. No. 220 Market street
"WERE you carefully brought up,
young man?' said the merchant to an
annlfsanf fnr y,,efft,,, l.,
ment. "Yes, sir" he replied, II came
up on the elevator. Boston Post.
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LAST days Of the Art Sale, 220 Marke
street. Hukill, auctioneer.
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PEDEsTRIAN(to applicant for charity
60 shoot YOURSELF" Guzzle, the Tramp
(sadly)-'I ain loaded '-EDoch
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FEHRENBAoH's and Stoeckle's Beers.
Foord Bottling Co.
II HEAR that Harry has left his wife
What was the matter Iwonder2 Couldni
he support herY mo; she was insup
portable. - Boston Transcript.
RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale, Ky
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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FANNY Why, Emma, how cordial,
You shook hands with Miss Frizhair a
the party last night thought you wer
deadly enemies.
Emma-Oh, that is all past l hav,
forgiven her everything, she has grow
so plain looking. American Glassworker
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LAST days Of the Art Sale at 220 Mar
ket street. Auction at night.
THAT'S stuff. said the editor, as Ii
handed the poem back. That's tough,
said the poet, as he turned sorrowfull
away Philadelphia Telegraph.
PRICES Of lots at Creston are still YER
low, and those who buy now will rea
the profits; So monthly. Office, II
Market street.
You can get into a womans goo
graces easier by pleasing her baby tina
by hattering herself. Mother pride /
stronger than female vanity. Chicag
Mail.
EMBALMED in the memory of thou.
ands, we are building sixty dollar cigar
aud retailing them for 5 cents eaci
Chapman, Seventh and Orange and No.
! East Third.
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"WHAT is the hypnotic slater aske
Mrs. Poots, of her husband, and Pooi
replied: 'It's-er-one of them ne
! States we've-ah--take in out West. -
5 Texas Siftings.
? WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard
Davis, No. East Second street
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I WHEN a public man has lost his gri
S he will not do much handshaking wit
6 constituents.-New Orleans Picayune.
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BERaNER & Engel ''Tannhaeuser" Bee
Foord Bottling Co.
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If you want to find out all about wome
and their ways ask some young man wi
A has never been married Exchange
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k DR. DEHARpr's pennyroyal pills 8
l. Sold by druggists also by mail 203 ]
d Ninth street, Philadelphia. Ladies b
ware of limitations
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