Evening journal., 1889-07-31
ITEMS OF INTEREST

COUNT SPAGHETTI (daintily touching
Miss Pursestring's hair)-Ah, il IL like re
finish on ze rose. II reminds me of re
man used to shave long ago
Miss Pursestrings - Shave, count?
Why, what can you mean2
The count, collecting himself-Yes,
mamselle. In our country 1t IL ze Gus
tom for ze noblemen's sons TO shave each
other for pleasure (Aside) | will kick
myself for month for -Indianapo
lis News.
THE record OF cures accomplished by
Hoods Sarsaparilla can never be com
pletely written The peculiar curative
powers Of Hoods Sarsaparilla are sue
cessful when everything else has failed.
If your blood Is impure, your digestion
out Of order, Try Hoods sarsaparilla.
80
LAST days Of the Art Sale, 900 Market
street. Hukill, auctioneer.
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"FATHER, said Willie, who had just
been corrected, that strap is hereditary,
isn't it2'
Il don't know that it Is
"But II descends from father to son,
doesn't Washington Capitol
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GOODMAN Sabbath school goes TO Penns
grove next Thursday on the steamer
Haber.
1T Is little singular, TO say the least,
that after man has been painting the
town red he usually feels blue.-Boston
Courier.
FEnRRNBAcH's and Stoeckles Beers.
Foord Bottling Co.
MAMMA don't see what you and
Algernon find to talk about at the gate
every evening when he prepares to go.
of the gate and on the other and there $
lots to be said ON both sides. Omaha
World.
RoBr. Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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LAST days Of the Art Sale at 220 Mar.
ket street. Auction at night.
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Boston SUIroR-And now may I ask
your father for your hand in marriage
dear2
Chicago Bud-Better ask ma; what sh'
says goes. The Epoch.
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THE Brotherhood Of Railroad Brake
men will give an excursion to Brandy
wine Springs on Saturday, August B
Dancing from l to TO- 80 p m. Tickets
al n I'll
accompany the brRkemen. Guns anC
shells on the grounds. Trains leav,
Market street at 9,2O, i1.S5, 2.SO, 5.2'
7 and Gas.
81 HAVE sonnet here, exclaimed tn
I bard, 'that feel certain win make yol
drop a tear ---.
, fright you are returned the editor
and thereupon he dropped the sonnetee
. over the balusters. Richmond Dispatch
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{ EMBALMRD in the memory Of thoui
e ands, we are building sixty dollar cigar
j. and retailing them for 8 cents eacl
Q Chapman, Seventh and Orange and No.
}, East Third.
}, SHE-"What does a ChinRman call h
sweetheart, / wonder2"
: He-"Dovey, / suppose You kno
they speak pigeon English. New Yor
l. Sun.
e WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard
y Davis, No. 8 East Second street
y
"a BRIGHT BoY-"rm chip of the o
,e block, amt l, pa?"
~ Fond Father-"Yes, my son.
,e b. B.-"An' you're tn head O. Il
Al family, aim you. par
4. F. F-"Yes, my son
TO B. B-"Then you're blockhesd, ain
S. you, paf'-Epoch.
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is BERGNER & Engel "Tannhaeuser" Bee
We Foord Bottling Co.
ct
or MARS, prices, terms and all inform
tion about "Creston" lots can be obtain
At at No. 7l2 Market st. Office open eve
IS day and Tuesday evening until 8 o'cloC
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~ HOUsEMAID new to the Instrument
~ %,n Somebody's ringin' at de hellophoI
- msrm. - -Harper's Bazaar.
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all DIR. DEHARpr's pennyroysl pills
I'D Sold by druggists; also by mail. 2OS
TO Ninth street, Philadelphia. Ladies