New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-21
TIE TALK or THE DAP.

How would # do for tho Centennial COMMITTEES %
erect stand for the sole use of tho kin Of wash
ingtoni II this should be done the stand would
have to be pretty big one but II would 10 ~,rth
the expense to the Interesting family all together.
MEDICAL STUDENTS TOPICAL SONG.
e s h sSs SSs but no 10 Aa
The patient never knew IL pulled one tooth or tro,
And he sun has got few, so there's no harm done.
once made patient lame bat there's no harm done.
He thinks Il HIS fats that he took advice too ise,
For train he's often late, but there's no harm done
put out patients eye. but there's no harm done;
In place Of atropin, dropped in winter green,
But Of course 1t wasn't seen, 80 there's no harm done
Once gave too big dose, but there's no harm done;
Up the medicine he threw, or shouldn't look bius,
--lLOndon Hospital Gazette.
Says Philadelphia politician In The Inquirer Of
that city: "one OF these days you will hear Of tho
sudden prosratton OF John wanamaker. II Is sim
ply impossible that one mortal brain should be alba
TO continue managing the vast business and social
institutions now In his charge. And yet believe
he would Just lief not take the management Of
another concern 70 morrow
WY TIL: John ,0 Ethel WIN you be my wtfe'"
Eote.-rhe Joke in the above is in the fact that no
alluson is made TO the young mans income or to the
bis sister, that her little brother not hidden bahind
the sofa, and that the heavy footsteps OF the aoM
man. not heard IN the hall The idea Is strictly
ongn1.-tThe Epoch.
The Yale seniors talk OF wearing the college cap and
gown at the commencement exercises in June IT Is
suggested that the young men who pulled down tho
statue of Professor silman might wear fools caps
Had Been There Himself. --Mike--pat ia . damon,
posasr in Ame .s an writes as how he be ssttn'
an hPf tnoS ss0 has SsSs in sgs S
ban ground Mssr ma % weakly 0'''
Says a gentleman who has been making IN eI.
tensive trip through the South: "Thec has been
noteworthy and gratifying Improvement In the South
press during the last fow years but tho Southern
editors stin too fond Of tho hord style, especially
In editorial writing. aud too apt 10 end paragraph
with wcll-known poetcal quotation. This crHi-
cism however does not apply to the more important
papers, which IN enterprise and yigor WITH compsrs
iayorably with any other papers Of their size in Ne
eountry.s
a Process Of Tima-As Professor Bookwonn'. lee:
ture. Student twho is unable to folow-sotso vocal
Fslow-stuaen.- Come, don't b unreasonable:
--(burlington Free Press.
The New-Hsmpshire PATRIOT was started eighty
years ago Is . Democratic paper 10 ssan iives-L.-
wttAstsnding its politics.
A Feat Worthy OF De Lesseps--fIusband dust hon
Europe: trsyelling|wlfe, ! have sad new Coming
Wife-Heavensi Ftdo lost
>Husband--Yes third day ont from Queenstown. -
wife-Dredge for him ct onoe-Crhe Epoch
The congTegatonallst" thinks that It Is lust a.
wrong to permit VIGOROUSLY unwtse marriages, ~
10 grant divorces on inadequate grounds.
A grocer Of this city says that many women Of the
poorer classes start their fire with ciohespins who'd
they happen to bc out Of kidding wood. For this
reason tho sale Of clothospins is very large.
Sure They Were spring chickens.n Erasmus, zoe
are sure II CSC arc spring chlckens~
Yes, Mssus- bey whsr broushnn up ritc under
You watched them growing ali last Yringfs
ayes Missus--an' ali spring afore dat Yah-dey
Is spring chickens '--crbe Epoch
copper mine has been discovered IN the principal
street OF Duluth MINI. When they begin 10 work II
the street VIII look little hse many streets M this
city.
A large number OF Canadians have gone 10 souther,
California and mos. OF them of intelligence
and character who brought good deal OF capital vita
them Indeed II is said that country has coptrbuted
more 10 tho material aud social progress Of Southern
California than the Province Of Ontario.
In tie proposed williamson industrial school, Ae
college system with central organization building
win probably b adopted Tho trustees arc now es-
aiming some of The most prominent schools OF thu
country, In order to get suggestions,
Teacher-Can yoa tell me the population OF wurtam.
peg FIRST echolar-f ,ssI, SOC. ,a
Teacher-very good SIN nos quite correct Does
any se sSsa e scso oHS ,ssi,sos. M
Teacher--rhat's right
sIsiss yssissasL Thought Il would main sas ssrs-'