The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-12-26
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cold bod u rishi
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mach dla The eoa you. nanmsi Mn
ysso Pity cep,s pair. dear
Mira Yosbsvlie II csst see Why ny
brad doSt r.ise. John. I've tired every.
.hlrg. NJ v laying 5oss BIZ. biscuit in
despair Ever ny dybsuns. ny desfi
--Ss@pliui Fnat. BIO. ATE you get
'.as 90 with NJ. Bfossf Prank Al
sell ss I Gao I've got ~ far as The ffon'
sas, tipses 70 gci 10 The hoase 5000.
Bridget Ea,ly tlape. Is ~ iiOv
could ~ Tbs miai, ! LAY dess, In
..lspe. spa the mint I'm sssls have "a
sii up @beIcs the time for enioyln'
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va ate nos oee. said The minister "a
too happy pair b. bad Jos, tied together,
Which obei asked The bride. The do
Mute replied. That you must settle your
sclL
--Rssiient 10 organ grinder II you II
stop pisyiag white Wings" III give you
FIVE cents Organ grioder- "Sseet Vic
lou" fire centa. white Wings" ten
csnia.
-Iasuisnoe Agen.-Sow that you are
mslrisd, suppose you will take oul .
polie,t Yong Bigss oh. no. guess
net. don't think shes going TO be dan.
gerous
-Lspdlsdy What's the matter with
the bceisleski New Boarder-I don't
know. bot | have . horrible suspicion
that the Gov was affected With general
ossihoaii0n.
-Tonsorisl artist (eontem ptuously) -
Say sha, good are you Harvard iellers,
snyhow' Yer cant play football. yer cant
play baseball, yer cant fow oil yer can do
is " get sn education.
-Msmms Nov, dear, you must invite
one OF your little friends 10 to share your
candy. Little Dot III guess I'll invite
Lucy. Well, that will be nice Yes,
candy makes her tooth ache aud she never
eats much.
-He-The poodlel Why, he's dead,
didut you know? She oh, how sad
How did il hsppeD2 Hell was driving
10 the Tuxedo and the horse bolted. Poor
Toby was killed bat escaped She
What pity.
Vile You missed the baby greatly
while We were away. didn't your Hus
band - Yes; couldn't sleep at all for a
while till put sawhorse and wheelbars
row 10 The bed aud hired man to play an
sccordian 10 the room nights.
Augustus My dear. that book you
gave me awhile ago 10 prop my feet with
-sh, il was cruel thingto dol Hls
Wife. Really Darling what has hap.
peped9 Augu!us: Why, 1t was novel
by Henry James. and II put my feet to
sleep.
Olicer on ocean greyhound (touchinp
his cspl Captain. the wave that swept
our deck lev moments ago carried on
81 passengers. Captain - tfeyerishly
watching speek on horizon through bis
elass) Throw their irunks and other bag.
gage overheard That rascal is gaining on
us
--Snnisy.school teacher Children,
what lesson do We learn from this verse,
Verify. | say unto you that 8 rich man
shall hardly enter into the kingdom OF
heaven Thoughtful boy We learn that
it's going to be good deal harder TO get
into heaven than it is into the Unit,d
States Senate.
10 the Natural History Glass Teach or
Those animals which are deprived I
limbs aud creep on The ground instead OF
walking, are termed reptiles. Can any
one give me an iustance2 Philibert-A
worm. Teacher Very good. Nov, who
can mention anotheri A long pause. Al
length To'or gets up aud says, Anoil er
worm
Manhattsniie The idea Of holding
The Worlds Fair In Chicago is perfectly
sbsurdl The celebration 10 10 cemmemc-
ate the discovery Of America by Colnm.
bins. aud he never discovered Chicago. st
Louis Man No, Jon bet be didn't. Ifhe
had. bed have been so ashamed that he d
never hsse Owned up TO ii ~hen he got
back 10 spain.
-Asick man expressed . desire for
some apple dnmplinss aud his wife made
dozas. A little son "a, by bis bedside,
watching the dompiings disappear one by
one. After elevsn bad been devoured ih,
boy said Pa. eau have dnmpiios;
Aad the invalid, biting into the last Of tie
tocthseme delicscies. said Go away, my
500. your father IL sick
"A cook sho bad burned up piece Of
veal seishiog fonr pounds threw 1t swsy
sni sfter~ards efpisiaed 10 her mistress
that the cat bad eaten the meat Very
yell. said the lady. We ~ill see TO that
directly. 80 saying she took the cat. put
il 90 The sssles, aud iouud tia, il weighed
exactly four poand. Theirs, Ffedsrieke
she sid. ate the tonr pouads OF mea, -bu,