Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-12


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lsse- Three u4esl3Hxs have oesn held ~
Mal-t sH Hall. opposite Ao0nE Fsrson.
.-.l among tae sttel 1zutS were Senators
.lss -. jones, Plat. aud Cock ereli. hep
.-sef tstiyss Llel klurfaxe, Cutche0n. Ale
Ea.ry. Caua1n. Batrsr~oFrh. ~t0ekdsie
-sFi1xer. Vance ta4l0se. O'Nelu sad
is lardson, several g~neFSls 81 the army
eni many II tne men prominent TIA scien-
e - eirc Is. Hiss Clara B4gtoe i ooa-
..af stt~ltsnt and she often speaks
Oa saturday evening the question wzs
~t aE do you tLink u Looking Back
w..a 90 haven { you read IL p IL prob
sF proved q good advertisement ~ a
tie sud ehimericsl book. bar the dis.
.a,sion brought ont views ou the labor
erection tlou almost every point q view.
Professor Adams. teacher ~ political
economy iu Johns Hopkins University.
81. 20 he read the book half through and
-aft~ C ont The car window The key
error % the book j. the prrposterous dee.
lsta.lon that Norkluvn ought 70 D. paid.
nat according 20 The values which They
create, bat according TO tie EFFORT they
maae-not according - their product but
their intention
Dr. " Washington Matthews fGen Sheri.
dan's ply siclsn) criticised the construction
~ th- book. lie took no stock IN mass
who, On the eve o. marriage, should fall
iato trance lasting ll2 wears and who.
on awaking from ~ should remenibes
nothing about this lady 70 whom he had
been engaged Till he mad fallen In love
with that lady's great grand daughter
He affirmed. too. that the walker from such
trance would not understand the
language spoken by his new aoquaint
aucos-a circumstance Of which Bethany
Nook no heed.
C.ubs without dinners are failures Din
ners so anoint the wheels of life that
hey are really OF primary Importance.
Shakespeare thought 50, you renem Der
So lid Sam Johnson. Of blessed memory.
So Go !. Wasn't 10 Pouipey who boldly
declared that be could not fight on
an empty stomach, and arranged for
an ar.Isstice 10 last till after desserti
Wasn't it Morton. then Minister, now
Vice-President, who settled the great
American hog question by giving SPLEEN
did dinner 10 the French Ministers, at
which, when they were complacently full,
he twitched the traps-A tlantic hog into
the conversation by the tail, ard so def Y
manipulated it, and so silly hasted il with
the gravy Of susvity that they gracefully
came down and agreed to let our porker
continue 10 come TO Francet " Z. Willis
was Disguised because he found out that
the blue-eyed Fraulein with whom Ike per-
mitted himself 10 fall in love in Vienna,
ate FIVE substantial meals every day. TO
say nothing about the butter bred and
seiiel of beer before retiring TO rest, but
attractive. What did Luculius thinl.
about dining? and is not Chateaubriand
chiefly remembered in connection with
cooked beef; Why. a dinner in the Palas
Royale in July, 1915, timorously organic, d.
ny Wellington, WAS enough TO dissuaLe
Butcher from blowing up the bridge OF
Jena. II will blow It up" grumbled old
"Vorwarts" over his bisque soup. 81 viii.
I willr be repeated as he finished hs
rs9out. But when he got 10 his pdrfdtt
an cafe and his third Meet and Chandon,
and was lighting his meerschaum, he con-
vusively seized the Dukes hand aud cried.
Never was there such a dinner before, ]
viii not blow up the Bridge of Jsnap'
And it stands there to-day. The civil Wal
would have been prevented if the right
men had been got here 10 dinner ~ the
right time. W. A CEOFFUT