Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-05-17
THE SALT OF !,

FRAUD generally begins in
ton and ends in Canada IL
The pugilists strike tb,;.
blows when they begin to t,n
Wou1D it be inappropriats
the Liquor Dealers Go,a.'
organ? W.T.
THERE are sermons SO dry y
flies out of the pulpit cushion 4,
preacher pounds it.
IT requires less coal to he,.
when one is counting a widow .,'
he is counting a young and ' "a
enced girl.
ONE reason why so many y,
return peniless from Eurona i
too much Hoyle is cast ~,
waters. p
CA MEAN man." exclaimo,
S,,orris 81 should say so. WIN
were to put a rat-trap in b;s
LATED with q nickel, you'd I'd
SOUL"
ETHEL entering the parloI
Aggie, so glad to see you. cT1sl
Why, you are engaged to be n
Aggie-How do you know? n
can tell by the way you kiss.
"Why don't you go into M
prisoner?" Il intend to, your 4
"Indeed?:" "Yes, I expected to'
bank "Ah! a laudable in1
What prevented you?" 81 lacl]
tools" Chicago Ledger.
EDISON says that only one d
the coal is used-the rest goe,
chimney. 1t is we'll Edison has
this question, as the general bell
been that the three-quarters not
went back with the wagons.
DEALER-Well, how did that /,
suit you that I sold you the otbe,
First rate. 1t saved ME a good
money" "Indeed?" "Yes; nv
took fire the other day and l !
the blaze with less than a quart
"THE garment is an except
warm one, urged the salesman.
assented the customer, Il should
it might be warm; I see it's a mel
The look that statesmen gave b
calculated to frieze the blood
veins.
POLICEMAN Ito brother office,
say you quieted the rumpus in
clearinghouse over there withoy
your club. Brother Officer
simply threw the Limburger
into the ash barrel and prom
send the Board of Health aroun
W1BBLE-Don't tell me ths1
Using amounts to anything.
tised three consecutive days fol
woman to act as housekeeper an
got a single answer. Wabble-
your own fault that you didn't
should have advertised for
aged woman.
"MR. BARKER, do you think
go to the seaside or mountai,
summer" asked the "power
the THRONE" as the family sat alb
evening lamp. "AIrs. B." answe
husband, Il have not paid the
the Christmas present you gaver
and a dull silence reigned.- Epo
MAG1sTRATE-What reason ha1
for abusing the plaintiff in this nj
Paisoner-He called me ri
THAT wasn't sufficient cause
interrupted me, your Honor. Ha
me a Pigott. Now, as I am
ordinary liar -" Il wouldnthl
up with it myself. You are disn
Time.
FIRST agitator (dolefully)-Ha
heard the news about Alljaw1
poor fellow is breaking up fast
agitator (curiously)-Why, wh'
matter with him? I saw him
day and he looked all right
agitator-Yes, he looks all right
but I passed his house We'd
morning and heard him tell \
that he had been looking for'|
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Mrs. HAYsEED Cat a big city b
They is awfully attentive at this
ant they? Mr.. Hayseed-Ye'
they're bound to give us the v
our money, Iguess. Them err'a1
has been in q dozen times IN \
half hour to see if we wanted any
What are you working at there y
Mrs. Hayseed-I've been tryln
last half hour ter see what this 4
ton in the wall is for.
ct is true, Angelina" said
lady, addressing an acqualntan'e'|
there has been a rupture betSes|
and Clarence De Johnes'
is quite true" Gracious
was the cause?" "He WI
dicted to the use ofslang." w
1 begged him to discontinue TUE
but he persisted in it." ANA
snlt ." 0Tbo ros,,lt ia that Ihe y /