The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-10-31
BREAKFAST BUDGET,
In courShlp's days uset 70 think
Her sweetest Of all misses,
And then her darling little mouth

ersWeeIeSl OF all misses,
And then her darling little mouth
Expressly framed for kisses,
BulGfteT marriage AoUn found
When conversation holding,
Her mouth was formed for something GlEei
-DOi.OR TraHScrtpl
On q Jury at sedalia, No., two men
converted ten.
Utah now yields $lO,OOO,OOO in gold
and silver annually.
A haltshell trust for oyster openers
and dealers has been opened in Phila'
delphia,
Having no tobacco a Lancaster, pa
man Chewed Camphor, and tho trick
nearly cost him his life.
The good workman Is like pair Of
shears, He shuts up when he goes TO
work.-Binghampton Herald.
Unless we pay more attention to Arbor
day America will IN few years have no
forest tires.--Courier Journal,
A mispnnted rattle ticket from scran.
ton, announces that the drawing will
take place on January II, 500.
A Kansas pharmacy pays better than
Kansas farm, II IL better to be- u phAr'
mer than iarmer.-COariG Journal.
Thieves broke into the room OF an
inmate OF the Berks county, (Pa) aims
house and stole $40 and two watches.
st, Joseph, No., Is probably the only
town In the country where they award
prizes 10 the best Jig dancers at church
lairs.
There are many Ii. DIS in this Coun.
try, but there are lots Of laws that need
doctoting just the same.-ROchssIer Post
Express,
"a house divided against itself cannot
stand" The same thing seems to BIZ the
matter with the divided shirt.-AlOany
Express.
Two apples kept in a cake box will
keep moderately rich cake moist great
length Of time, II the apples are renewed
when withered.
The wise king said: go to tho ant,
thou sluggard!" In Florida the ant
saves the sIuggard the journey.-Jack'
SonVille (Ha.) Times Union.
Ed Lansing, Of Troy, recently killed a
buck that weighed over $40 pounds.
This was the largest deer shot in the
AdirondaCks this season,
"Come and dino with me this even.
Ing" II can't" "Why,notw II am
going to see Hamlet" Bring him
with you."-JOurnal MuStre.
Level" meaus fiat" yet the man
who would feel battered to be- called
level.headed, would object strongly II
called ilat.headed. YenOuine'S NetrS.
A Mauch Chunk juryman was OK.
Cused that he might go and got married,
the lawyers agreeing TO continue their
case before eleven good men and true.
A sergeant in the French army has
been sentenced to transportation for
life for having offered to sell to the Ger
nan government one Of the Label cart.
ridges.
A young clerk with a tack in his
stomach was IN object Of discussion at
the recent nesting VI the Pettis county
Mo- Medical Association. He was
placed upon diet OF potatoes.
Eighteen years ago Nonconformists
were not admitted TO the English uni.
vetsities, and nov Mansfield hall, a non.
conformlst theological school, forms part
OF the University Of Oxford.
"But, doctor, you said last week that
the patient would certainly die, and now
he Is perfectly we'll" Madame, the
confirmation OF my proSnosis is only a
question oitime."-Fiiegende Blasttcr,
Stranger-"Havcn't you anything bet.
ter than flve.Cent Cigars7" Country
Storekeeper (astounded )-"Hi, Jimmy,
run down TO th' Indicator Office an tell
them Mister Vanderbilt Is n town.
Life.
A New York shipper has received a
letter saying that the late arrivals Of
Danish apples are coming In competition
with the American fruit, The writer
rlaima that tho annlpa from Damn mark