The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-02-02

bed, nor all the furnace heat that anthracite can
furnish will warm bis marrow when chills and
FEVER runs its icy fingers along his spinal column.
Hostetters Stomach Bitters is the thing to infHse
new warmth into his chilled and aguished frame,
to remedy The fierce fever and exhausting sweats
which alternate with the chill. Dumb ague, ague
cake, bilious remittent-in short, every known
form OF malarial disease is subJugated by this
potent and at the same time wholesome and
genial medicine. Biliousness, constipation, dys-
pepsla sick headaches, loss of appetite and sleep
kidney trouble, rheumatism, and debility are also
remedied By 1t. Use ii with persistence to effect
a thorough cure:
Fogg-f see ii stated that Mrs. Humphrey Ward
IS not coming to America.
Brown-Mrs Ward? don't think ever heard
of her. Who is she?
mere. Surely you've heard Of that book?
BrOwn-No, never heard of it, What is It, a
hi tory. or record of travels, or only a book Of
verses?
And Fogg clasped the hand of Brown with effu
siye energy, and with tears in his eyes declared
that Brown was the luckest. and the happiest
A woman who Is weak, nervous and
sleepless, and who has cold hands and feet can
not feel and act like well person. Carter's Iron
Pills equalige the circulation, remove nervous.
ness and give strength and rest.
Tourist in the Yellowstone region-Are there
any very wonderful curlosities to be seen in this
region, driver?
observation-disclosures curiosities, did you
say? Well should think there werei Why you
drop rock down in that gorge, come back again
Ia three days and you can hear the echo How's
that for curiosity, mister?
A mans wife should always be the
same, especially to her husband, but If she is
weak and nervous, and uses Carter's Iron Pills,
she cannot be, for they make her 'feel like a
differeDt person." so they all say and their hus.
bands say so tool
witty judge in Dublin, who had known Mr..
Morley when he was chief secretary in Ireland,
met him somewhere, 1t is said, on the occasion of
the Ripon- Morley demonstration, and was ac-
costed by the philosopher thus
I'VE don't meet so often now, Judge; and In
deed fear you don't often come across men of
"Troth, and / do, Mr.. Morley, very often in
deed" was the immediate reply, mot in society,
but in the dock"
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children. she gave them Castoria>
CHusband (pettishly) Why do you spend so
much time at the looking-glass?
wife-To make myself look as attractive as
possible.
en- And what does it all amount TO? don't
admire YOU any more.
Wife, know it, dear, but you are not the only
The husband puts nhis thinking cap.
Mammals cittIn' Better.''
There is gladness in the household;
The shadow fades away
That darkened all the sunshine
Ofmany summer day.
80, mammals getting better"
The happy children cry,
And the light of hope shines bright again
In the loving husbands eye.
In thousands of homes women are "sick unto
death" with the terrible diseases so common to
their SEX and it would seem If all the happiness
had gone out of life and the household IN conse-
ouence. For when the wife and mother suffers
all the family suffers with her. This ought not
10 be- and it need not be, for never-failIng RENE
dy for women's ailments is at hand. Many a
home has been made happy because the shadow
of disease has been baIished from it by the po-
tent power of DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
the unfailing remedy for all weaknesses and
diseases peculiar to women.
$500 Reward offered for an incurable case of
Catarrh by the proprietors of DR.. Sage's Remedy.
so cts, BY druggists.
Mr.. Sol Smith Russell undertook the other day to
teach his son lesson In self denial. "Look here