The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1889-02-20
OUR SUNNY HOMES.
FROM DIFFERENT FIRE
SIDES.
What the Kids are Saying.

! Papa, / wish you would whip m,
q little" "Why, thenS" "Becaus'
when you whip M mamma gives Ih'
pears. .'-F}iegeade Blatter.
| One day little boy came home
from school and announced: MAN,
ma, I'm at the head of my class" La
deed, how did it happen?" o, Kittit
GRAY stayed at home. - Youths Com
paHf0A.
Master P4ttison "S4y, boss. while
Dads pickin' out tn Pete Parley's
jest snake out a copy of Red Ripper
Riglets. the Demon Pirate, and slip
II in til bundle when yer do it up
Here the scads. ."-Pnck.
Sunday-school teacher: "Now,
children, after Noah and his family
entered the alk why were the rest Of
the people of the world destroyed?'
Small boy: Zoos they didn't know
enough to come in out OF the rain" F."
--L0wsA Citizen.
The church wa' beautifully deco
rated with sweet flowers and the air
was heavy with their fragrance. AS
the service was about to begin small
Kitty pulled her mothers sleeve and
whispered, Mamma, don't il smell
solemn. Young People.
Mamma lat the piano.: "Sow,
George, what shall We sing-some-
thing, for Sunday, you know" Geor-
gle (atter thought): Lets sing,
"Shall We go in Swimming" Nam
ma: "Why George, there's no such
hymn as that !" Gertie: ~ guess,
mamma, he means, "shall We Gath-
er at tue RIVER" life.
BOBBY has been imparting to the
minister the important and cheerful
infer mstion that his father has got a
new set Of false teeth. Indeed, Bob.
by" replied the minister, indulgent-
"; ''and what will he do with the old
sag "Oh. 1 s'pose," replied Bobby,
they 'acut 'em down and make me
wear 'em. ."-Harper's BIzar.
Little Pierre, a French boy, went
out TO walk with his father ON the
road aud was badly frightened By a
drove of cattle. why should you
be afraid, Plerre?' his father asked.
Why, you eat such creatures as that
at dinner, you know" "Yes, papa"
said Pierre, "but these aren't we'll
enough done - Tou'h's Cympanioa.
What would my little girl like for a
birthday present. Inquired the fond
mother Of her immatusest angel. "a
wire hustle like Nettie's," promptly
responded that young lady. Why.
what 1n ealtl 40 you want il for!
You are much too young f0r a hustle,
my pet" I'm not too young. fur
Tom to put pins 10 my chair, NUNS
my, lear" spoke up the youthful
martyr.- LoHdoa NerS:
Yes, my dear children" said the
visitor at Sunday.school lowering his
voic to hushed aud solemn tones.
'tIRs brave missionary, this sanity
man of God have been telling you
about was 'p:ured by the cannihals
aod killed Aud now, little ones, tn
any OF You tell ME where he was after
that" Chorus: "Yes, lam. swell
this dear little boy may tell me. "
Dear little boy; "!n the soup. -
Toledo Blade
The Cyclone has attained the dig"
uity of knickerbucke 3, aud Camden -
just II few acres too small tn properly
contain him. Papa thinks seriously
or moving into the United States
We are great friends with the Cy.
clone, and. .thc other lay asked bim
IT the kuickerbockers were per-
manent promotion or just for tempo
rary effect. Il won't have 10 10
back to kits il IN gOol boy" "And
are you not always n gtol boy?" We
asked in surprise. well, that's Il
good onel" he returned. In II tone
Hinged with contempt. What do
you expect from three year.oId
kid Philadelphia Call.
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Gov. Church aud the Dakota
Legislature are now wagipg d bitter
war over the appointments of tht
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