The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-07-04
BRIGHT BITS.

THERE are almost as many offlceseekers as
there are amateur pnOtogra hers in the United
tive lac the Photographers REHABILITATION
Crttc
THERE are nice little pretty green GASES all
through tne desert Of life, but the fat man who
breaks a suSpe der while running to catch a
tram can't be persuaded of ths.-Boston Cou-
Tier.
BLINKs-Where are YOU going on your vaca-
Jiaks whose place has just been seized by
the Sherfl-Jall guess First vacation I've
had in nine years. Philadelphia Inquirer.
FIRsT OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES gold mine dis
covered in MICHIGAN, see. Big one this tine.
Second Spectator the uninhabitable
swamp IF the particular settler who wants 10
sell is twice the usual slze.-Ph,l udelDhiu m
qUirer.
DUDE TO DocToR-Anythiug serious. wrong
with me, doctor?
Doctor. slowly.-Yo our condittoR is serious but
not necessarily fatal [ have discover d evil
denccs of growth of brains haadeiplid IN
qa!rer.
DEACON PoDsNAP-What a beautiful sight it
Will b in tho world to come, all the streets paved
with gold.
Brosuer Haiseed-I don't believe it's nothin'
but brass. bought one of them there gold
bricks myself oncst.-Terre Hdtte Express.
THIS Is A MECHANICAL AGE.-Mrs Brown lat
hrs. Smiths ted)-Oh, dear, that dreadful Miss
smith IS singing again. l wonder what started
Der?
Tom Brown age I'll dropped nickel down
her back when she wasn't looking MitnSeB's
Weekly.
Miss WIDEAwAKE cat the hop)-Thanks no,
Mr. smalipurse, think I won't dance again.
he fact IS, I'm completely tired out.
Miss Nldeavake "a moment later)-Not a bit
tired, assure you, Mr.. Richfeow. Indeed,
have been pnius all the evening for q real good
waltz. Philadelphia Inquirer
Il SEE" remarked Mr.. Phunnyman again
that the great powers are making a meal of
Africa"
In what way?"
why, they have swallowed nearly all of her
eIrltory but the Sahara and TURKEY wants to
gobble that
Wants the Sahara? What for?"
'Desert."-P tlddeiph Press.
He COULD UsE It'll think We shall have to
try again" remarked the phot grapher, as he
critically examined the negative The ex-
Preston is too stern and forbidding"
That negative 8 all right said the Gus
toner picking up his hat "All l wants por-
trait to send TO my wife's aunt She is think
ing of visiting US this summer" Chicago Trib-
itae.
ExPLANAToRY-As several versions of the in
cident that occurred in our office Saturday
night are flying around town and have probably
been telegraphrd all over the world, we deem IL
but right to give the particulars as they oc-
CURE q: We were seated in the editorial cnair
, writing leader the European situation,
when rough character, known around town
as Mike the Slayer called IN. AS we never
had a word with the man, we suspected 10 evil
AS matter of fact. we reached for our sub
| scription book, supposing, of course, that he
wanted the best weekly i'll America for a year
| The Slayer then announced that he had come
| to Stay us, not because we had over done him
harm. but because the Influence of the press
| was IRVING cut tine good old times and customs.
| We retreated toward the door of our harness
| apartment lie pursued us with a drawn
knife. We then felt it our duty to draw our
| gun and let six streaks of daylight through his
| body nj as he went down we stepped to tue
door and sent a boy FOR the coroner. 1t was
clear of self-defeuse. and the inquest was a
| mere fogmalty. We lament the sad occur
renee but 10 one can blame us. We paid his
burial expenses, and in another column will be
| found his obituary, written in our best vein
and without regard to space. No other Arizona
editor has ever done half as much.-Arizona
Kicker, an Detroit Free Press