The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1889-07-12

Sing Tou Explains Some Mysteries q
Modern Banking.


Sing You Explains Some Mysteries u
Modern Banking.
The flight of Sing You, the late esteemed
cashier of See Son & Co., Chinese bankers In
Chicago, with $4,000 belonging to depositors,
excited all Chinadom The news that Sing
You had appeared in the boodlers' colony in
Montreal excited Chinadom more. The re-
ceipt of the following letter yesterday by
brother Celestial in Mott street, this city,
gave Chinadom positive thrill
MoNTLEAL, FEBBELALY TWO rLEE.
To Wun Lung, Mott stleet, New Yorkee,
from Sing You:
Whoopee! Me, allie samee Mclean man,
gettee on tlain, come Canada. cop no catchee,
keepee cash, gettee dunk, singee song, laise
hellee, alice samee bodies, all samee Emo,
ale samee Mandelbaum, allie samee PladO
Peek-a- Boo synopsee, plagee b, no Gomez
back alice samee Henly Ives, heap foolee.
You tellee me you no sabbee makee money.
Me tellee you You catchee place in bankee,
alice samee plesident. keepee books, keepee
cash, pay intlest Heap fine bankee, heap fine
safee heap big sign. Plenty heap Chinaman.
he come.
Hop ALI Kin, he come, he say: "Mistah
Bankee President, me catchee some money
washy-washy, maybe tlee bundled dollah.
You keepee him fob meF'
You say him: ''Allee light, me keepes
him" You takee money You givee le-
ceipt
Wing Choo, he come, he say: "Mistah
Bakee President. me catchee lilly money"
You say him: How you gettums
He say: Me catchee butts in guttee, make
heap fine cigalettes"
You say him: How muchee money you
gotteef"
He say you: Nee gottee sebbenty dollah"
You say him: Alice light, me sock him in
safee, pay you intlest."
Meen Fun. he come he say you: "Mistah
Blankah, NE have heap fat wad, you keepee
him fob me!''
You say him: How fatE'
He say you: .'Wad belly fat-more steen
bundled dollah"
You say him: "N1e plenty keepee him in
safee, heap pay intlest, yon go catchee some
more"
Alice Chinaman they come, puttee wad,
puttee doodle, puttee spOndulix in safee. You
catchee bimeby more fifty tousand dollah,
makee you heap glad Bimeby Chinaman
he come, he say: maybe you give me wad,
me 60 back China" You say him: "Allee
'ightee; comes tomollah, fo' clockee." Notha'
Chinaman he Gomez, he sayee: FLAPS you
payee me my Doodle, me go San Flancisco. I"
You say him: "Allee light; fo' clockee to-
mollah." Notha' Chinanlan, he come, he say
Me alice bloke up: must pay tlee bundled
'iOllah; me wantee my scads" You say:
''Allee ightee; come tomollah, TO clockee. =
Notha' Chnaman he come, he say: MY
blotha' he gettee alested me wantee six
bundled dollah go baillee." You say: Alice
light; TO clOckee tonollah" Alice Chinaman
wantee money Outee, none puttee money in
Alice samee you smile like Henly Ives, you
say: Gomez tomallah TO- clock" You clOsee
door, pullee down blind, open safee, takee out
money, puttee him in glippee sack, catchee
| lailload ticket fob expless foh Montleal,
| whoopee, dam sudden.
FO' clock tO-mOllah he come, alice China
| man Gomez bank. Bankee heap closed. China
| man bustee in, bustee in safee, alice money
heap gone. Chinaman lush down Telegraph
office and Telegraph:
| New YoaKEE. Feb 20
President Bankee,
You Gomez back heap quickee. Pay money.
DEPLoSITORS.
| -. Paid So
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| You leadee him You smilee. You 90
Telegraph office, you teleglaph:
| MoNTLEAL Febaly tootoo.
To Deplositors Chinaman Bank
| Mott srleet, New Yorkee:
| Lats!
| L. Collect So WUN LUNG.
| You go back hotellee, you smilee, you
catchee fine dinnah, Ioast beefee, maccaloni,
died lice, lobins, lasbelly puddin. You eatee
heap, you smilee, you gettee dunk alice time,
alice same Mclean man, whoopl heap fun
| Tla-lai-NeW York World SINC, Won