The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-06-21
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS.

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The Toronto Republican thinks that
Touring mill at that point would
make big money.
The Herdld is of the opinion that
capable and enterprising lawyer would
find Moran q good field.
The social standing of a young lady
in Emporia Is determined by the
length of her LaTosca parasol.
The Evening Leader Is the name of
new penny paper at Kansas City. A.
G. Bell, formerly Of lola, is connected
with 1t.
The Winfield Courier reports the
man who asked "June know this was
the first month of summer" as rapid
ly convalescing.
The Lawrence Journal thinks that
'sif the REV. James Madden will call
at any office In Kansas he will hear
something to his disadvantage"
Just between George Martin and
Sol. Miller and John Gilmore, isn't
this Wyandotte-Kansas City, Kansas.
business getting to be trifle stale?
The Salina Republican, in a moment
Of blood-thirstiness, respectfully nomi-
mates for Governor of Kansas tour dis
tinguished fAlow-citizen, Judge
Lynch"
Jim Legate was sued bya Leaven.
worth man to compel payment for o
teapot. The question now is what did
IIegate want with a teapot Tx. G..
Globe.
Probably to propagate a tempest.
Miss Serena Lackey,a young colored
woman of Mound City, passed the best
examination at teachers examin-
atioI In Linn county one day last
week. There were Al competitors.
Del. Valentine thinks that 1t shows
decided lack of enterprise on the
part of new publication with a pic.
ture Of Abraham as its frontispiece, TO
print portrait Of man who has been
dead so many years..
Will Morgan, of the Strong City Re-
publican, who smokes cigars and is
not married says: 1.-THE man who pays
out fifty cents per day for cigars has
no right to grumble if his wife in ,sts
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Nobody begrudges the Kansas City
Star its phenomenal business success;
but good many people in Kansas
would be mighty glad if it didn't let
advertisements crowd out Alex. Butts
"Kansas Notes" quite so often.
Notwithstanding the rains, crops are
looking WE'LL williamsburg Eagle.
1t is too bad the Eagle didn't put
the third word in caps. Nothing else
was lacking to make the above
the brightest remark that appeared in
Kansas last week.
We wonder If those contributed
verses published last week in the
Colony Free Press had anything to do
with Bro. Burke's sudden trip to Kan
sas City? There are some trials that a
man really finds it hard to get over In
q prohibition State.
"a daily paper" says Charlie Finch
apropos Of the suspension of the An
thony 'y::Republican and speaking
from the depth of a $4,000 experience
Of his own in the same county, lean.
not be made to pay In town of that
size."
Bro. Rambo. of the Chetopa Demo
crat, does not sorrow as those who
have no hope. as appears from the
following:
ST the old saying that rain makes
whiskey, and whiskey makes Demo.
crats' be true, Its goodbye Republican
party In '92.
The marriage Of Miss Berthe Reed
has left two papers-the Lane Star
and the Westphalia 7imes-on the
hands Of her sister, Miss Adele. The
time would seem to be propitious for
a very profitable engagement on the
part Of some young man with newspa-
per proclivities.
The Usage Mission Journal thinks
the Johnstown and Seattle disasters
will be hailed with delight by the
country debating societies as furnish.
ing new illustrations to assist In the
decision Of the question concerning the
relative destructiveness ofthe elements
of fire and water.
The Lawrence Journal comes to the
conclusion that "there are some great
heads in Allen county,'-all because
a coroner's jury, finding corpse float
ing In the river with hands and feet
tied and his head caved In, came TO
the very natural conclusion that 1t
was case of suicide.
The Atchison Champion has discov-
cred that the great grandfather Of
President Harrison received six cleo
toral votes, at the first Presidential
election held In this country, when
George Washington was chosen the
first President. Later: And the
FredOnia Citizen has discovered that
it isn't SO.
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