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Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16
KINKS OF ALL KINDS.

WHEN man is hopelessly in love it great
ly increases his sighs.
WOMEN are naturally progressive. There
is not one of them who doesn't believe in
freed ON OF speech.
THERE is.a melancholy coincidence in the
fact that this is the age Of scientific cookery
and the age of dyspepsia
II takes woman to pack trunk, but it
takes an impatient man to unpack it when
he wants TO find his razor.
HONESTY without sharpness is like
sword without edge or point-very well for
Snow, but of no use TO the owner.
WE should have glorious confiagratlon
II all who can not put fire into their books
would put their books into the fire.
AN author. ridiculing the idea of ghosts,
asks how dead man can get into locked
roomf Easy enough. With skeleton key
WOMEN, it is said. live longer than men
This comes Of their keeping their age a
secret. Death doesn't know when to call
for them.
In digging among the ruins OF Pompeii
they have found piece OF brass made 70
fit over the human cheek The modern
cheek needs none.
WHsN it Is man who is about TO be told
q secret he shuts the door When il is
woman she opens It TO make sure there IS no
one listening outside.
A MUNICIPAL candidate, whose principal
supporters are tavern keepers and shoe
makers, proudly alluGes to them as men,
bers OF the bar aud bench.
As BETWEEN the bridegroom and the
'best man. the bride always decides in
favor of the former, without, of course, the
slightest thought 10 the latter.
EXTRAvAGANT women, whose mothers
probably served their day st the washtub,
now use India shawls for bedspreads. This
Is put forth as one of the latest fashions
FARMER had a vicious and tricky
horse. He had two inducements TO sell it
One was that he might live Christian.
And secondly, he wanted patience to have
Its perfect work in one of his neighbors
A NEWSPAPER man has discovered that
only two amongst four hundred and eighty
two sailors We're named jack and in all
his talk with them he never heard one saw,
''shiver my timbers," or sdash nv top
lights" Ii he were to listen 70 the converse
ton OF sailor on the stage, "shiver nv
nmbers" is pretty much al he would hear
him saE
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16
EDUCATIONAL EXTRACTS.

DURING the last year the sum total of edu
cational gifts in this country was nearly
S., 100000.
BosToN spent 5000 in the ventilation of
its school houses last year and proposes 20
continue the good work.
The lowest annual expense at a number
Of colleges is estimated to be as follows
Harvard, 300; Yale, 1850; Amherst, $780,
and Wellesley, $3.50.
In the South there are 5000 colored
school-teachers. They have colleges, uni
versities and seminaries, and are worth
s2,0000O0 in property.
A BUSINESS education is necessity, and
the one who enters upon the duties Of life
without its guiding influence has the chances
of success all against him.
The French Minister Of Education has
offered gold medal for the best French
scholar to be found in English schools HIS
offer is intended to encourage the study of
French.
RUSSIA last year appropriated s45, 600 for
the education Of Russian children in ALASKA,
thus shaming the niggardly appropriation
of the United States for education in that
Territory.
THE Harvard professors are canvassing
for subscriptions for the purchase of the
site Of ancient Delphi. for the purposeof
excavating 1t, securing its remnants Of
statuary, etc.
JACOB TOME. the millionaire of Port De-
post, Nd, lately donated ;500, 900 for the pur-
pose of founding a school for boys and girls
ID which, besides the usual studies, shall
be taught mechanical trades, telegraphy,
stenography, wood. copper and steel en-
craving. sewing, cooking and all other do
mestic and culinary arts.
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16
OPTICAL. SUGGESTIONS,

NEVER sleep opposite window which
will throw a food of strong light on the
eyes when you wake in the morning.
WIEN bathing the face do not open the
eyes under water, as this is apt to be in
furious TO the epithelial covering Of the
eye.
SHADES on lamp or gas burners should be
Of milk or ground glass, never of col
ored glass.
TEE short-sighted eye is essentially q
diseased eye, and should be treated as
such Il affects by preference those who
use their eyes constantly for fine or neat
work, and is almost unknown among IN
civilized nations.
In ali institutions, particularly for chill
dren, where the eyes are required 20 do
close work, the proportion Of the square
surface of toe windows 70 the square sur
face OF the floor should never fan below
one to four
WHEN children work by light which falls
in their faces they are apt to bend the body
forward so as to shade the eyes by the head,
or else TO twist j; around so that the light
shall fail on the page, Both OF these posi-
tons are pernicious; there is great danger
Of the chest becoming narrow and con
racted and of the snine hecoEing curved
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

every yard she pays them fourteen for, and
the retail stores sell that trimming at from
81 so to 50 per yard knew it.
"Have you any friends!" | asked
"None here" she said, calm as death.
''Child, why don't you go to them.
wherever they ares" snapped, savage as
could be, to keep the tears out of my eyes
and voice.
- can not, can not; only want work.
10 earn enough TO live. Can you, will you,
give it to me!"
"Yes, WILL" said, for / could ask her
no more questions, there was something
about her that kept her safe from ques-
tons.
81 called Maria Simpson, good hearted,
tough girl, and told her TO take the new
hand in charge and help her.
"What is your namel"
dolores"
"Last name?"
"Just let 1t be Dolores. if you please"
and she moved TO the cold corner by the
draughty window, for we must have plenty
of light for our work
Dolores" | said to myself. | lived
South once. l know what that name means,
and never did face or figure seem more en-
tirely made TO bear it.
Girls win talk, and Maria Simpson was
one that would have made q plaster Of paris
PRAYING Samuel unfold his hands and chat
ter, and from Maria | learned what little
could pick up for Dolores was the closest
that ever she had undertaken.
The poor stranger had no clothing but
that on her back, and it was scant and
worn to the last degree; her shoes were
Just ready to fall off her feet. She had
other things, but they were in her trunk,
and that she had not. Left it where she
owed some board, Maria said she judged
from scraps OF what was let drop. Now
she walked three miles. rain or shine, snow
or mud, and drought no lunch but dry bread.
A poor girl, lately married. she was stop
ping with, the young husband was sick and
couldn't work and Dolores. now she was
earning, would not leave them and was
giving AL she made to help them as they
had helped her.
80 II ran on for nearly two months, and
without any trying on her part, for she
hardly spoke to any one, all In the room
were interested in and respected the shy
girl. Once. Maria Simpson, with the cheek
good-natured, rough girls have. said ito her:
Amt there diamond in that ring that
you keep the stone part turned ina'
"Ies." said Dolores for she was one that
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16
THE BUZZ OF BUSINESS.

VERMONT factories turn out some COO, 900
snow shovels per year.
TIE Wyoming oil lake is to be dipped into
barrels and shipped to market.
A COMPANY is formed in Detroit, capital
e75, 900, to make clothing out of paper.
1T is now proposed to clear the air in mills
and factories of all dust by means of elec.
tricity.
OVER 80. 900 men, women and children are
employed in the tobacco industry of New
York City.
THE rice prospects OF the South are not
good. Bad storms and floods have done
great damage.
THE business failures in the United States
for 1883 amounted to 1923, S29,973, against
sl67, 500 944 in 1887.
AT least 5000 pieces Of property were ad-
vertised for sale il a recent number of the
Los Angeles (Cal.) Herald for non payment
oftaxes.
THE 100000 hogs raised jim the country
are valued at $500 900. The Mississippi
Valley claims to have raised three-ffths Of
the number.
DURING last year 345IS horses, Mares
colts and FLIES were exported from France,
as against 1922 imported, the excess of ex-
ports which were more numerous than in
any previous year-being "a, BOG.
SYNDICATE composed of Illinois and
Iowa men has purchased $50 acres of unim-
proved land in Pomona Valley, Cal, and in
tend establishing the ''largest" navel or
ange grove in the world 1t is to contain
10000 trees.
MAcKEREL and halibut, it appears from
the fishery reports, are deserving the
waters of the New England coasts. For
the year 1883 there was a falling-of of about
six million pounds IN the catch of these two
kinds of fish.
THE total receipts of the patent Office for
the year 1888 were s1,118,516; total expendi-
lures, 1914, 10S; net income of the Office.
S144,40S The number of original patents
issued during the year was 20, APO and
II 1857 patents expired.
Or the 45, 100000 or more of cattle in the
United States Texas is estimated to have
4, 724, 053 the value of which reaches the
sum of SEC, 51S,S6O. There are more cattle
in Texas than any other State, but in value
New York, Illinois and Iowa lead.
"THE coffin trust said well known I'M
dertaker recently, sis one Of the most pow
erful combinations in existence. There are
now in the country eighty-ive concerns
which manufacture funeral supplies, and
these institutions dictate prices to fifty
million people"
THE English Consul at Canton ls attempt
ing to develop the industry of making India
rubber footwear in China and Japan. If
made on models adapted to the needs OF
customers, and sold at reasonable prices, it
would be a paying enterprise. There were
$3.50 pairs imported into China last year.
THE fir-tip industry conducted in Els
worth, Me-, is getting to be one of consider
able Importance. About seventy-tive fam
lilies are employed gathering fir, and two
machines are kept constantly running cut
ting up the twigs, which are put in bales,
having capacity of three hundred to the
ton
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

klow could make sad romance or terri
bletragedy for people to cry over in book
orbn the stage, and then totally ignore the
Lie in real life.
Forewoman In a factory where they make
ofiergarments for the wholesale trade,
tlat's what am. Idon't like it. Ihdte ii! But
TIE seen so many women that were slave
divers-worse, to the poor girls that work
fnder them, that / took the place when it
vas offered me, for fear that one Of these
night secure it. have TO drive and look
Ind speak sharp, but it's with no willing
heart do it, and think the girls know it.
About the beginning of this last busy sea-
son we had to advertise for more hands,
girls, and where we wanted one, fifty came;
some of them almost old enough TO be great
grandmothers, and some young enough to
have been in their cradles yet almost;
they came on the chance, the mere
chance, that they might find something
to do that would earn them few
cents. My head. heart and tongue
were tired and sick to death with refusing,
explaining and sending them away, tired
and bowed down with disappointment OF
hopes they knew they had no reason to in
dulge in.
was sitting at my table, worn out, when
a low, sweet voice reused me- Another ap-
plicant Had she ever run a sewing ma
chnen "No, but she was sure she could"
! looked at her, and l was.sure also that she
could, while her strength lasted. She was
tall and slender, with thin hands and long,
tapering fingers, a dark face, with great
brown eyes, a mass of blue-black hair, and
the saddest look ever saw young Great
ure wear.
"Was she married." ''Oh nor' and her
cheeks flushed. and she snatched away and
hid under her wrap the one hand she had
rested upon my table, but not before | no
ticed on the third finger heavy gold band
the back, evidently, of ring.
What have you been working at before
this?"
"At ladies' braid dress Trimmings
learned all such work at the convent where
was educated
"Why do you want to come here then and
run machine | asked; and now just
listen to what the poor creature said; she,
q lady, a good girl, no one could look at her
and doubt it. She said, in her terribly
tired, quiet voice:
II want to be sure of what l am to get,
and that will get it. / have been making
braid trimmings Tor a woman on East
seventeenth street. TWO large sample
pieces | had to do for nothing, then l
worked hard four days and made seven
yards, for which L was to receive fourteen
cents yard. took it TO a dry-goods store
and it measured over that quantity. When
| returned it to the contractor woman she
said forty-six inches was her yard, and by
this / had scarce FIVE yards. protested
and then she found fault with the work,
and finally asked me if | had change for
five-dollar-note, and finding l had not, she
refused to let me get it changed, said
she would not send out for 1t herself, and
that must come for my pay next week"
And the poor soul covered her thin face
with her almost transparent hands and
the tears forced themselves through her
fingers
And knew every word of it was true,
and that she-devil has hundred girls sew
Ing fOr her, and she gets forty-five cents for
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16
Daily Y eagle
DOLORES.

AM a poor woman. /
work hard for the lit
tie that keeps my body
together, and body
and soul both grow
sick and tired very
often of being kept
tog ether, or kept in
any way.
1t is not the story Of
my own struggles and
suferings / am going
to tell, though I have
enough of each to
make a long story,
God knows; but it is
of another woman, or
,girl, rather, and in the
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

Lithographing of all kinds at the Wich-
tia EAGLE Office d63 Il
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

Free reclining chair cars are now running
on all trains on the c., K. g. \. railway,
Rock Island Route" between Wichita
Topeka. Kansas City, ST Joseph. Chicago
st. Louis eft
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16
L A W Y e r S.

Wedding and Party invitations. en-
graved or printed. at the Wichita EAGLE
Office d63 #
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

The Texas train. formerly leaving Wich-
its at sos p. N. now departs AT HIS a m.
and returning arrives st Wichita alto
p. N. instead Of $50 These trains will
carry the Texas mails Passengers now
have an opportunity 10 see the beautiful
Indian Territory and the coming state Of
Oklahoma. as the ride viii be in daylight
through tha, section of country. de9tf
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

Blank charters and ali kinds Of legal
blanks for sale by
TIE WICHITA EAGLE.
6-I tf Wichita ksnaax
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

All the latest styles in wall paper. IN
grains with borrlers TO match. window
shades. etc. = p Martin, Ia " Market
street Gs~ If
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

NrHHDnTN Invitations and ANNOUNCE
IA kWtiN!, ments, Luncheon Carr,
" IIUtlNi Calm, cards. Party In
vitattous, Printed or En-
eraved q. the Wichita EAGLE Office, Wien
TIA, Kansas.
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

The popular line tor California, Oregon
Washington territory and al Pacific coast
points IS the Missouri Pacific. 1T Scott
Route" l43tf
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

Engraved and printed LUNCHEON
cards at the Wichita EAGLE Office. dos tt
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

Selling ont wall paper and widow
shades at cost. f. p Martin, Ia y.
Narke. street d9.-.f
Wichita eagle., 1889-03-16

Wedding and Party Invitations. en-
gEIved or printed, at the Wichita EAGLE
office dos If
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24
The toronto wheel Tournament.

A tournament will be held in Toronto on
Oct. 81 to 26, at which 81 200 will be given
in prizes. A professional seventy-two hour
race will occur, in which $3.50 will be given
$500 to the first, $500 to the second, and $50
to the third The entrance fee will be S25,
and one-half must accompany the entry and
the other half to be paid before the start
The race will DO started ON the first day, and
will continue up to 10 o'clock each day. If
the record is broken, the entrance fee will be
returned to the winner, but it will be neces-
sary to ride over COO miles to obtain any of
the money. There will also be two three,
five and ten mile amateur race each day.
There will be several ladies' races and few
chiIdrens races. The entrance fee for these
will be 81, and should be sent to T. W. Coul-
sin, postofiice box 2G5, Toronto, Canada, be
fore or on Oct. T.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24

A complete line of Harriet Hubbard
Ayers goods at Ross pharmacy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24
Canada DOGS.

A glance at the Toronto and London bench
show reports will show that Canada is well
able to hold good show irrespective of what
may be sent from over the border, as most OF
the entries at both shows were local or from
neighboring cities The breeding Of dogs in
Canada has made rapid strides during the
last few years. Settlers, spaniels, Bedlingtons
and black and tan terriers seem to be their
strongest points, although many good terriers
of different breeds have come down to our
Yankee shows and taken ava! the money. 1t
is surprising that mastiffs and st. Bernards
do not enter more into popular favor than is
the case. There is evidently an open field for
some of the typical stock from the best ken
nels in the United States, and the couple
shown by Wyoming kennels at Toronto may
be productive of some good
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24
DIR. FooTE IN SALT LAKE CITY.

DR.. E. &. Foote, ST., author OF 'sPlain
Home Talk Medical Common Sense,'
''Science in Story" etc, of 100 Lexington
avenue, New York, who has given his I'M
divided attention for over thirty-f five years
to the treatment of difficult and supposed
incurable chronic diseases, is at the Spen-
Ger house (north wing, No 253 First East
street, between Second and Third South
streets, Salt Lake city. The doctor is
here more with view to rest and change
of climate for brief season than for pro
fessional business, but having in Utah and
neiglbOring states and territories hun
dreds of patients and correspondents, he
will for a limited time devote the hours
from until u m, and from 2 until p. m.
on Monday, Wednesdays and Saturdays to
| receiving the calls of the sick, or those who
may desire his advice. DR.. FOote is too
well known to the citizens of Utah and the
public generally to require the publication
of testimonials but if any one wishes en-
dorsemeuts of this nature they will be lib
orally supplied at the doctors room Nc
charge for consultation not exceeding
| twenty minutes. Inyalids at distance
may consult by letter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24
Is Consumption ncurabIef

Read the following: Mr.. q. II. Morris
Newark, Ark, says: ''Was down with
Abscess of Lungs, and friends and physi
clans pronounced me an Incurable COnsump
tive. Began taking DIR. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, am now on NY
third bottle and able to oversee the work
on my farm. 1t is the finest medicine ever
made"
Jessie Middlewart, Decatur, Ohio, says:
Had it not been for DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption l would have died
of Lung Troubles Was given up by doc
tors. Am now in best of health" Try it.
Sample bottles free at a. G. Smith & Co.'s
drug store. D
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24

The breath of chronic catarrh patient
is often so offensive that he becomes an OBJ
iect of disgust. After a time liberation
sets in, the spOngy bones are attacked and
frequently entirely destroyed. A constant
source of discomfort is the dripping of the
purulent secretions into the throat, some
times producing inveterate bronchitis,
which in its turn has been the exciting
cause of pulmonary disease. The brilliant
results which have attended its use for
years past properly designate Ely's Cream
Balm as by far the best and only cure =
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24

garden OF life, growing under the broad
leaves Of disguise; add small quantity
and it will greatly assist the salts OF pa
thence in their operations; gather handful
of the blossom Of hope, then sweeten them
properly with the balm of prudence; and
if you can get any of the seeds of true
friendship, you will then have the most
valuable medicine that can be administered.
But you must be careful to get some of the
seeds of true friendship, as there is seed
very much like it called "self-interest,
which will spoil the whole composition.
Make the Ingredients into pills and take
one night and morning. We guarantee a
complete cure in very short time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24

Thine, A. D. 25UO; scene, MetropoIitan mu
scum, Chicagol
She-The catalogue says Ancient Ball
Player" but how could he play belli he has
no arms'
He-Wen, you see, my dear, those were in
the days before they pitched by electricity
They played so hard then that they were
probably pitched off.-Harper's Weekly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24
A Receipt for Low Spirits.

Take an ounce of the seeds of resolution
,,irea well with the oil of goo conscience,
snfuse into it a large spoonful of the salts
of naeence: distill very carefully compos-
:ing plant called "other peoples woes"
,pbich YOU will find in every part Of the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24
YigOr and Vitality

Are quickly given to every part of the
body by Hoods Sarsaparilla. That tired
feeling is entirely overcome. The blood is
purified, enriched, and vitalized, and carries
health instead of disease to every organ
The stomach is toned and strengthened
the appetite restored. The kidneys and
liver are reused and invigorated. The
brain is refreshed, the mind made clean
and ready for work Try it. 257
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24
nrarinc It Easier for Her nroiher.

"May have the pleasure of accompanying
you on the straw ride, Miss Greenep said the
young man, hopefully; "your mother is
going to chaperone the party"
She hesitated minute before answering.
"Don't you think" she replied at length,
shat if mamma is going to chaperone it
would be much nicer to sit on the front piazza
while mamma is awayF-Boston Beacon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24
A Sure Cure for Piles.

Itching Piles are known by moisture like
perspiration, causing intense itching when
warn This form, as well as blind, bleed
ing and protruding, yield at once to DIR.
BOsanco's Pile Remedy, which acts di.
rectly on the parts affected, absorbs tu-
mOrs, allays itching and effects perma-
nent cure. SOC. Druggists or mail; trea,
tise free. DR. Bosanco, Piqua, 0. Sold by
Z. G.. NJ l. drug store.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24
A Pucilist's Great Luck.

Pat Eillen, the pugilist, has received let
ter from his attorney in which he is notified
that contested Will of one of his ancestors
has just been settled in his favor. The
amount that Pat will receive is about
$4,000. His windfall is a portion of the es-
tate of mis- mother, who died recently IN
Philadelphia possessed of property worth up
ward OF 100000.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-24
DAUGHTERS OF EVE.
A Most Happy Thanksgiving
Day.
4 RECEIPT FOR LOW SPIRITS,
May Useful Household Hints-HOH to
Keep Things in Order
How to Cook Oysters.
Far YHE SUNDAY HERALD
Thanksgiving.

thanksgiving Day, sweet generous dag,
The paSt.me of our years,
When gathered home rom lengthened way
The loved ones with their cheers.
They've come, they've come" is echoed Ger,
Nor will that sound SubSide,
Uati Tharksgiying'S known no more,
Where Christian hearts abide.
we may be driven DER land and sea,
Where life is on the wing,
Bat thou, glad day, shall ever be,
The anthem that we sing.
Though friends are gone, their memories stay
Their blessings on us rest;
And cheer Us on our lonely way,
Where tear5 are not suppressed.
-sEe fancy home scenes at the board,
As in the days of yore,
F0r N memory all these scenes has stored,
With all the charms they wore.
Oar loved ones. all are gathered there,
No one OF all we miss,
And a Thanksgiving east we share,
An antepast OF bliss.