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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-11-26

8eIgrab, 95. Rooembar. - Die Be-
b8rOe bat Elm GompIOt eutbedt, beffeH 3uef
corin beituub, ben iuuaeu S0His NIerauoer
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filde DtpIomateu ftub in oie SerIGp6rung
Oerpidelt. Srei ber Seri9p6rer tpHroeH
peIbaftet.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

THE governments of the United States
and Germany have been having some hard
words in regard to the island of Samoa,
and war-grim visaged war is talked Of
The residents of Grant county, however,
need not get scared. If the German gun
boats come up the Rio Grande they can
not get near enough to throw a shell into
the county. If they start up the ella river
they will be stopped by the railroad
bridge before they could get into the coun-
ty. If they come up any Of the other
rivers of the county, all of which are
bottom side up, the gunners will be SO
dizzy that they can't shoot straight, We
are safe, turn loose the dogsOf war.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25
MINING MATTERS.

Reports from various Compositions of
General Interest to Miners.
The latest quotations are: Silver, 921S;
1925; lead, 1929.
A carload Of ore will be shipped from
the Bachelor mine tomorrow.
Coal has bren discovered just across the
river from the III Paso smelling works, in
old Mexico.
A car load Of high grade copper ore was
shipped this week from the Carlos mine to
Bpllvile by Vanhall 6 Greaves.
When the Stewart mining bill was be-
fore the senate last spring the LBER>L
printed a synopsis Of IT,. It was tefore
the house committee on miues last week
SO many changes had been suggested that
Senator Stewart has prepared almost a
new bin which was presented to the house
committee and adopted by 1t as a subsd-
tute. This substitute will be found on the
first page Of to-days paper.
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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

THE legislature elected J.. A. Spradling
Of the New Mexican public printer, prob
ably as good a selection as could be made
The Legislature now has a bill before it
providing chat an Che printing for Che va
rious courts Of the territory shall be done
by the public printer This Is present.
nently wise. The legislature should, how
over, require all printing needed by the
various county commissioners TO be exc
cuted blythe public printer, and all legal
advertising ia the territory to be published
in the New Mexican, and supplement this
by a law requiring all prin.e,s in the terri
tory to account TO the public printer for all
their surplus profits. Then, and not tll
then, will New Mexico be sufficiently civil
lied 10 become a state.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

THE senate OIL for the admission o.
South Dakota as a state WAS before the
house last week and Mr.. Springer, chair
man of the committee on territories secured
the substitution OF his omnibus bill, which
admits South and North Dakota, Montana.
Washington aud Ncw Mexico. The sub
stitnte then passed the house by a vote o.
1873 to 100. The bill now goes TO the sen.
ate and if it succeeds in passing that au
gust body previous to March Ash viii IN
doubtedlY become a law. Our hopes and
fears are now ccntered on the senate.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25
Gun readers may remember la. t summer

OUR readers may remember la umnrer
that the Tombstone Prospector criticised
some of the rulings Of Judge Barnes in a
case in Cochise county, and for this th
proprietor, S. G. Bagg, was adjudged
guilty Of contempt Of court and lined $500
which the citizens Of Tombstone paid by %
popular subscription. The wheel OF for
tune has taken another turn and this time
the newspaper is on top, A memorial has
been presented TO congress reciting the
facts in the case, and it the term OF con
gress had not so near expired the iudgt
would in all probability be impeached.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

puRIEo the late campaign we heard a
good deal Of the great influence which
Delegate Joseph exercises at Washington,
and still more Of the eloquent speechen he
made. Indeed one campaign document
was a picture of Delegate Joseph and his
Speech, and showed the dark skinned can
didate 10 hls great act Of thrilling with his
eloquence Carlisle, Mills, Reed, Burrows
and the rest Of the congressman, to say
nothing Of the admiriug galleries. Last
week, when the territorial admission bill
was befors the house Mr.. Joseph made an
other sTeeck and It. effect on the house is
described By tlat prince 6f conespoddents,
Amos j.. Cummings, in the New York
Sun. Il seems that Delegate Toole Of
Monta6a had just walked up The house
With the revised declaration Of iudepen.
denee. "When Mr.. TOole resamod bis
seat a score Of members rushed Up The
aisle and heartily congratulated bim The
blzz Of excitement bad hArd4 sabaided
t
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

when sehor Antonio Joseph ef Oio Cali
eute took the floor. He and Marcus Au-
reiius Smith are the only democrats re-
elected to The 6fty-dsst congress from the
territories. He began his speech with a
tribute 70 the Spanish Adventures Of the
fourteenth century, who laid bare The
riches Of America, bui had not spoken
more than two minutes before the house
adjourned"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25
THE CaaG@lG.E guiding.

T91 saw rRAECEsCo CHRONICLE IS the
f-,s payer on tho colati 81 ability and IA the fresh
u and reliability Of its News. Nothias that the
world dali-cs % LuoV Is omitted from its columns.
,ns 70 ado cry Requirement. Of p fTstciass paper
IDS T.,carlic Ea.s. arl Die htalt and mostre-
ra53 aLor.lI sws tie fri7at end spiciast, and its
Editorials Go.l Go a,i,s. icaai. tho oouutry.
--- C-IeoyccEi- has alvays leon, end always
WI De, so f..ond ana champion o. tho people as
against Combinations, oiquel, corporations, or op-
pr-aioas ol any Kind. 10 wlll be independent Ia
cye1ythins, neutral Ia nothing -ta.rr d impartial 20
aipartes, set exposing corruption Wherever found,
AID working wish fearless ondcaYor 20 promote and
rr5.oes every interest a The caat puhIe whom p
serves, and On whom 80 depends for support.
DAgLV CEE2DEEClE G~acladiug Sunday o..
ripple Gaoc9, W mail. 60 70 oao year.
T7sz sAH |FRGyCgsCO WEEKAE cHR0s.
ECaE, tic most brilliant anl eonploto Weehl3
T9vr2apc inihs World, prints regularly p ca'umnt
/ or c,e..tp--os Of Nevs, Literature, AND General j.
or1a.iou, alo, O magnificent Agricultural Depart.
maut.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25
SoTicE.

To J, J. Relnmuth; You are hereby notih-
ed that the undersigned have OK
pended one hundred dollars $500 I'm labor ana
improvements upon the "Hoboken" mining
claim, located August 9th, 1851, in Gold Hin
mining district, county OF Grant, territory Of
New Mexico, and described by certificate
Glod the 18th day OF October, A. ID. 1887, and
recorded IN book -, pegosls ana 10 of mih-
inug records la said county, 20 order to hold
said premises under the provisions Of section
1924, revised statutes OF the United States,
for the year ending December 3lst 1888, and If
wldih ninety days after this notice Of puhl-
catiop qEifRil9Arefgse % contribute your
portibn Of such expenditure as "a eo-owner.
being an undivided o~no-foufth, amounting TO
twerty-nve dollars S2D and the oqftslold da
publication, your interest IN faid claim win
becohe tho property OF the 3m s%bfibers, I'M
der s3id sfagPpif3s iaug aOnAi. AMHLrR,
10. PAHKE.
Fuit publication January 9Th. 1859.
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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

The Sentinel makes "a vigorous kick be-
cause the southern counties have such "a
small representation in the territorial leg
i%siature and 10 the constitutional conven-
ton. Grant county has been as badl!
used IN being kept out Of the Legislature
as Dakota has in beng kept out Of con
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

For dyspepsia and liver complaint YOU
hsve @ printed guarantee on every bottle.
of Shiloh's vitali2er. Ii never fails to
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Tho Rev. Geo. Il. Thayer, of Bourbon,
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Shloh's catarrh remedy, a positive cure
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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25
IUNIlM PUBLIC
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Texas & Pacific RT.
The Great Popular Route Between the
EAST And VEST.
Short Line to New Orleans and to All
Points in Louisiana, New Mex
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ifornia,
FaTGTitG Line TO the North, East an.
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Double daily line Of Pullman Palace sleep
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THE IRON MOUNTAIN ROUTE.
Sec that your tickets read via Texas AZ Pa
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rates and an required information call ON
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Texas,
Il. O. ARCHER, Travelling Passenger Agent
Dallas, Texas.
b.. W. MCCULLOUGH. General Passenger
and Ticket Agent, Dallas.
JNO. A. GRANT, General Manager.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

THE Legislators, both senators and rep
rcsenlatiyes, from the southern portion Of
the territory are among the leaders up at
Santa Fs
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

THE LtnEVAL is under obligations to
Senator King for pubic documents from
the territory capital.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25
IoR5n
.DG SS111t.
FOR
1899


TIVE SUN believes chat the campaign for the
election of a Democratic Congress in 1899 and
a Democratic President in 1892 should begin
ON or about the fourth Of next March. THF
SUN will be on hand at the beginning and un
til the end of the most interesting and impor
tant political conflict since the war, doing it,
honest utmost, as ever, to secure the triumph
Of the Democratic party and the permanent
supremacy-of the principles held by Jefferson,
jackson and Tlden.
The great fact Of the year is the return to
absolute power VI the common enemy of all
good D-emoorats-the political organization
for whose overthrow THE sun fought at the
front for Afteen years, the memorable years
Of Grant aud Che Fraud Hayes, and Garfield
and Arthur.
IL is the same old enemy that Democrats
now confront. and he will be i|ntronchod in
the same strong position, II has been car.
ricd onoo by brave and hopeful fighting. Do
you not boloye with TIVE SUN that the thing
can be done again? Wait and see'
The hope OF the Democracy Is in the loyal
enorts.of a united press, chorishing no memo
Ties Of past differences i'm non-essentials, for
getting everything but the lessons Of expert
ence, and tlat victory is @ duty
Probably. you know TuF sun already as d
newspaper which gets all the news and print
it in incoWFarablY interesting shape; whici
chronicles facts as they occur and tells tn
truth obout.mon and events with absolute
foarlessnoss, making the completest and mos
entertaining journal published anywhere OF
earth; ana which sells its opinions only to it,
subscribers and purchasers at two cents
copy-on Sundays four cents. If you do no
know THE SUN, send for it and learn what
wonderful thing it is to be in the sunshine.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

Are you made miserable by indigestion
constipation, dizziness, loss Of appetite
yellow skin? Shiloh's v%italizer is a posi-
tive cure. Eagle drug store. %
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25
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Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1889-01-25

Shiloh's catarrh remedy, a positive cure
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Shiloh's cure viii Immediately relieve
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-12-25
chamber of commerce:

For 1899 the figures have not as yet
been collected. but from conversation
with several of the leading jobbers of
the city, it seems very probable that the
business of the year just closing
WILL SHOW AN INCREASE
falling not far short of $4,000, 000-and
this, too. during year of acknowledged
commercial and financial dizziness. The
increase, therefore, comes from the nat
ural expansion of trade by the entrance
of our wholesale dealers into new fields,
which have principally been found in
the mountains and on the Pacific coast.
During the past year no new exclu-
Sively wholesale houses have been
added to the jobbiDg trade in st. Paul,
but several heretofore retail establish
ments have commenced jObbing in a
small way.
The supplies for our immense estab-
lishments are drawn direct from the
four quarters of the globe. The pro-
ducts of every country known to the
map of the world are received direct
from the East across the Atlantic, and
from the west across the Pacific. Be-
tween sixty and seventy different houses
paid import duties to the custom house
in this city during the past year. 1t is
just beginning to be understood how i'm
a. pOcltIOi ". ouA
occupies in relation to the worlds great
markets.
One of the leading commercial news
papers of New York, speaking of the
natural commercial advantages of st.
Paul, says: 'There is remarkable
popularity in the local position of ST.
Paul with reference TO the commerce of
| the world. The steam navigation of the
two great internal channels of the con-
tinent-the rivers Mississippi and st.
Lawrence, with the great lakes-termin-
| ate in Minnesota, and there meet the
great railroads to Puget sound-the
shortest thoroughfare between Europe
and Asia-the great trade of these water
| lines will break bulk in Minnesota, and
make the state the entrepot and point
| of distribution of commerce whose ex-
| tent cannot now be calculated"
The year about closing has by no
means been the bes. known to the job
| bling interest of st. Paul. The disturb.
] anee that always follows the change OF
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-12-25
$500 IN A DOLLHOUSE.
The HandsOmest Edifice of the
Kind In the World.

The Chicago Times describes the
costliest dollhouse in the world: 1t was
erected by Thomas Lynch Jr. for his
little four-year-old daughter at cost of
$500, and is as complete as the widest
juvenile dream could wish it to be. 1t
is built of brick, with tower and Gu
pOla like an ancient castle. and looks
for all the world like reproduction of
the great modern residence of some
millionaire. 1t has little flight OF
steps laading up to the solid oak front
door and an electric push-bell for the
convenience of the baby visitors of the
happy mistress of the house.
On this door, which, by the way, is
four feet high, is the name Of the pro-
prietor on silver plate, Miss Leila
Lynch" There is hallway lighted by
a miniature gas-Iamp suspended from
the ceiling, and it is finished in the
choicest of hard woods. There are UNI
brella and hat racks of appropriate d.
mansions. Elegant draperies cover the
parlor doors. and the parlor is fitted up
in fine style. The furniture is all OF
white enameled wood. covered with
white brocaded silk. There is an ele-
CANT mantel filled with bric-a-brac of
the choicest kind, and little lamps of the
rarest patterns. A beautiful chandelier
furnished with real gas hangs from the
center of the room. Center-tables,
divans. easy chairs, sofas, ETC., fill up
the apartment. Dolls from Paris occupy
positions here and there, just like real
people.
Then there is a dining room fur.
nished complete. with sideboards, china
| closets, etc, of rich design. The bed
room is marvel of beauty, and is re-
plete with all conveniences. The cell
ing in every room is 6 feet 2 inches
high, and the upper stories are just big
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-12-25

Santa said, last night, twas the drinks.
1t seemed to me that all the fellows in
town had been spending their time, sit
ting up nights, in fact, inventing new
drinks. Almost every man l met in
vited me to have drink with him, and
every man had new drink, Funniest
thing about it ALL" said Santa, as his fat
sides shook with laughter, twas that
every man said his drink was the latest,
and most stylish. The man who Or
dered Blue Blazes' declared with many
an oath that there was no other drink
in town worth thinking of. So took a
sample of BlaZes. 1t is so rarely that [
linger down town that l made up my
mind that I'D be in style or L wouldn't
play. The yerv next man l met as
sured me that Punch GrasSot' was the
latest. So | INDUCED in couple of
GraSSots, and came near being sent to
grass in consequence. Then the Split
Durkee' man got at me, and the Garden
City Punch man; and, last of all, the
'Laver Bran Punch enthusiast. This
last chap was the worst of the lot.
Nothing else like it in EXISTENCE he
said; it is the only really fashionable
drink. TO be unacQuainted with it is to
be a nobody. They may talk about
their Blue BlaZes and their Split Dur
KEGS, but this is the Simon pure, all
wool and yard wide fashionable decoc-
tion.' So | tried a few LAYER Bran
punches. How could help myself? At
first they made me feel like brand new
man, but after time ] became weary,
and where do you suppose l brought up?
Well, sir, around lamp post. Yes,
confess it frankly. In some things Pm
superhuman. | s'pose | can beat any
man whose name appears in your city
directory on roof excursion, and as for
chimney descents, why, I'm the odly
man in the business. The reindeer, too.
| think it more'n likely | could get
good salary at the dime museums for
me an the deer. But when it comes to
these new drinks--these LAYER Bran
punches, Split Durkees and such things.
why, the modern mortal is the boss.
can't hold candle to him.
"Come along here, you old peddler,'
said the policeman who found me hug
ging lamp post at the corner of Wa
baSha and Sixth streets, and Eli find
cheap place for you to Sleep
"'But amt a peddler,' says i; L am
Santa Claus-surely you know me-
81 don't care if yer the divil himself
said the policeman, that's for the coort
to pass upon. Come along wild me-
Son the way to the police station |
told the policeman just how it was. and
who l was, but he only reptile d: What
yer givilI' US? Save your talk for the
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