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The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
MARVELLOUS FREAK.
TURNED INTO a BIG cUcUmsER-
Sad Fate OF Farmer Whose Mummy
Nov Hangs Up in
Barn.

P1xEvII.LE, KY. Special Hanging in a
barz ia O.d Pineville, three miles
from herr. il the most marvellous freak Of
nature ever beard Of OF seen. It's existence,
however. Is vouched for by Messrs- James
r. Whailen and Joseph Leahy, Of Louis
Vile, Who have just returned from GA
Pineyille. II is we'll known that when cu-
cQuibers an hrst cut from The vine there is
a piece Of The stem, which rxIdes OF bleeds
A prominent citizen OF Old Pineviile some
time ago. named JARED q 5son, cut his hand
and this juice got into this cut and his hand
commenced to intiame and an eruption sin
liar to erysipelas made il appearance and
extended up his arm and finally spread over
his whole body. Strange "a say there was
no pain attending these erupuOns Ut cry
sipeias. ard be- continued u gather and
pack his cucum bers ana prepare them Tor
picking To The great surprise VI every
body, these little plmples assumed The ap
pesrance and form Ot small cucunloeTs, aud
continued 70 grow. Although Gibson kept
well and hearty, he WAS compelled 20 sop
work and take 10 his bed The doctors
aud quacEs from around here visited him.
one pTesCrlDed one thing and one aDotner-
One wished 10 bleed him one wanted %
cut the cucum bers OF another said not to
let him have sny water and they would dry
up another said stick hole IN each
cucumber and they would die and new
skin form another wished 70 wrap him
up in a mammoth pOultice Of barn-yaTd
manure and draw them all o. one head
another said they ought 20 be scat
tered. All the doctors bad
different remedy, bat ali dis agreed
so there was some hope that tht patient
would get we'll. But the small cucumbers
grew into big ones, and his Whole body
WAS covered with them from head 10 foo.
and they commenced to Tlpen and turn yel
low and hang down, snd tue man looked
like a huge bunch Of bananas. When they
got ripe they began % shrlvel up ADd dry |
and SO did the man. HIS sap WAS Ell gone 1
and he died. The doctors procured |
The consent Of his widow % permit |
an autopsy 10 De made tor the beneht OF /
science, and they cut him open, and 10 /
their AmBZement found Do blood, no mus |
cles, no slneWs, no arteries, but found only |
one solid mass Of cucumber seeds 1T was |
SO remarkable that IL would be useless 20 /
have the remains inferred and foolish 10 /
have them cremated, and the widow con /
cluded TO keep them in the house. She /
had the corpse hung up by The hair IN the /
barn, where 1t now swings, an lnanImate |
evidence of what nature can do when she I
takes a notion.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
Is con.umptlen Ineur.eIeq

Read the following: Mr.. c. II. Morris,
Newark. Ark, says, WAS down with Alb
scess of Lungs, ana friends and physicians
pronounced me an incurable consumptive
Began taking Dr. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, am now on my third bot
tie and able to oversee the work on nv
farm Ii is the finest medicine ever made. 7"
Jesse Middlewart, Decatur, Ohio, saws:
"dad IL not been for DIR. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption 1 would have died
OF lung troubles. Was given up by doc
tors. Am now in best Of health" Try it.
sample bottles free at r. 5. Hale & Co. IS
drugstore.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
mo. 22s6.I
Application for q Patent.

UNITED STATES LAND OPYTcB,l
HELENA. MONTANA, ,
May II, 1889.
Notice is hereby given that Edmond X. Tandy-
John ;. N. Neill, Charles b. Evsns ard
Henry 7. hckollock, whose postofiice sd-
dreee is Helena, Lewis and Clarke county,
NJ T. have this day dled their application
for q patent for eighty 2l00 screes of the placer
be ring gold, situated In CnorgAni zed mining dis
trict, county of Lewis and Clarke, and territory
of Mootsns and designated by legal subdivisions
follows, wit. Lots 3 and 4, eec. ,. in town
ship 10, 7. W., containing 50 22-1OO scree.
The location of this mine is recorded in the re
cordere Office OF Lewis and Clarke county, st
Helena. MontsnA IN book "F'' of ranches and
d1tches, p.se 5s3. The adjoining claimants are:
the NJ. N, the placer claim of Edward r rsndy
et Al enther adjoining claimants are unknown.
Any q al person claiming adversely any pOr-
ton g 4 placer ground required TO file
their ss-e claims with the register Of the
Unite' Sa.ee land office st Hele,a in the territory
Of Moatana, during the sixty days' period uf pub
nestion hereof they will be barred by virtue Of
the provisions 4 the etstufe.
5. W. LANGHORNE, Reg ster.
First publication NAV - 1889
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23

1t is generally conceded by physicians
that about one half of the population of the
United States are suffering from indigestion
and dyspepsia Hurried eating and i'm
proper masticatiOn and inSalivatlOn of food
are the principal causes. DIR. Henley
Dandelisn Tonic strengthens and invig-
crates the digestive organs, and enables
one to enjoy hearty meal without any un-
pleasant after effect. Sold by X. 5. Hale &
Co, wholesale and retail agents, Helena.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23

70 eradicate il when mstured. No evidence
in relation 20 this superb blood depu-ent is
more positive than that which establishes
is e1ncacy as preventive and a remedy
for rheumatism. Not OoIy is IL thorough,
but safe, which the vegetable and mineral
pot5oDs, OFTEN taken as curativeS of the
disease, are not Besides expelling the
rheumatic virus from the system, il over
comes fever and ague, biliOusness, eonsti-
patton and dyspepsia
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
HCME TEsIIMoNY


HELENA, Oct 7, 1891.
| Wa suffering from an unusually bad
cough, my lungs were sore and cOugested,
And ! consulted one Of the best physicians
in Helena. whose prescriptions failed 70
relieve me- became alarmed, and at the
suggestion OF friend purchased bottle Of
Ackers English Remedy for coughs, and
after taking II according ~ directions WaS
recomulenO It. JACOB SwITZER-
l had racktng cough and in1amcd
throat and bought bottle Of Acker's Eng
lsh Remedy upon the Recommendation OF
friend and was entirely enred BY IL !
cough j. FELDBEBe.
AcEers English preparations are for sale
In Helena only bv r ). Hale 4 Co.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23

The prevalence OF scrofulous tsint in the
blood is much more universal than many
are aware. Indeed. bat few person are
free from it, Fortunately, however, we
have in Ayers Sarsaparilla the most po-
tent remedy ever discovered for this terri
ble a III lcriou
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23

About a week ago." says a Los An
geles, Cal, druggist, "a Chinaman came in
with lame shoulder. 1 sold him bottle
ofChsmberlain's Pain Balm and guaranteed
that II would cure him. He came in again
last night, and as soon as be got inside the
door began TO swing his arms over his head
like an Indian club swinger. | thought
the blamed fool had fit, but he finally
stopped long enough TO say: Medicine
velly fine, velly fine; allie same make me
feel plenty good" Chamberlain's Pain
Balm Is without an equal for sprains, rheu-
matism, aches, pains OF lame back. For
sale by II. NJ. PArchen & Co.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23

Itching piles are known by moisture like
perspiration, producing very disagree
able itching after getting warm. This
form. as well as blind, bleeding and pro.
truding piles, yield at once to the applica-
tion of DIR. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which
acts directly upon the parts affected, alb
SOrbiDR the tumnrS, allaytng the intense
itching and effecting permanent cure.
Fifty cents. Address The DIR. Bosanko
Medicine company, PIqua, U. Sold by K.
=. Hale q Go.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23

In his new discovery for consumption, sue
ceeded in producing a medicine which ID
acknowledged by all to be simply marvel
Gus. IL is exceedingly pleasant to the
taste, perfectly harmless, and does not
sIcken. In all cases of consumption,
coughs, colds, whOoping cough, Group,
bronchitis and pains in the chest il has
glvea universal satisfaction. DIR. Bosan-
eos Cough and Lung Syrup is sold at so
cents by X ;. Hale u Co.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
The Ciear-neadedues. Of Youth.


While the merits of the various blood
purifiers are being shown up to the best
advantage possible by their several manu-
facturers, we would suggest to persons
feeling the need of such a medicine, that
they try dose of ST. Patrick's Pills, and
assure them that they will not only be sur
prised, but delighted with the result
Those who wish to feel the animation,
bu0yancy and clear -headedness of youth
should take St Patrick's Pills. For sale
by IL. 81. Parchen x Co.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23

PORTLAND, Ore, March 25.-Having
tried the effects OF the concentrated extract
OF Oregon Kidney Tea, We cheerfully bear
witness 10 its beneficial agency in affec-
tiOns of the digestive organs. Ii is simple,
safe and sure: II IS easily taken ana re-
stores healthy vitality TO the organs il il
intended 10 operate upon with assured sue
cess. ). j. MCCORMICK.
Editor Catholic sentinel.
Sold by K. ) Hale X Co., wholesale and
rafaiI aEenfs Halpna-
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
Agony Is Courted

By persons who, attacked by a mild form
of rheumatism. neglect 70 seek prompt
relief. Subsequent torture is prevented by
An immediate resort 20 Hoststter's Stomach
Bitters. Slight exposure. an occasional
draught, will beget this painful malsdy,
where there is q predispOsition to il In the
blood. II is not dificult 70 arrest the tZou-
Bile at the outset, but well nigh impossible
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23

Editor of the INDEPENDENT: Please an
nounce in the columns of your valuable pa
per that we are sole agents for ST. Pat
rick's Pills, the most perfect cathartic and
liver pills in the market They not only
physic, but cleanse the whole system; pn-
rify the blood and regulate the liver and
bowels; they are vigorous but gentle in
their action and can always be depended
upon. For sale by Ii. NJ. Parehen & Co.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23

What IN the world is the reason you will
cough and keep coughing and still keep
trying inferior medicines when Beggs'
Cherry Cough Syrup will positively relieve
your cough at once? This is no advertis-
ing scheme, but an actual fact and we
guarantee it. For sale by all druggists
agents
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
BuckIen's ArnieA ,sAIve.

The best saIve in the world for cuts.
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum. fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands. chilblains,
corus. and al skin rruptiOns, and positive
" cures piles. or no pay required. Ii is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by X. :. Haze 4 Co
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
mo. 2295.J
Application for a Patent.

UNITED STATES LAND OPFICK,
Helena, Montana, May. IL, 1859.
Notice is hereby given thst Edmond X. Tsndy,
Aneelem J. Davidson, John NJ. Neil, Thomas
j. Davidson, William Davenport. Don Davenport,
Henry NELL, and Edward D. NeilI, Jr VIII, sc
postofiice address is Helens, Lswfs and Clarke
county, NJ. T., have This day filed their application
for 8 patent for three hundred and nfty 70 100
acres of the placer mine, bearing ,situstad
in uuorganized mining district, county of Levie
and Clarke and territory Of Montsns, and deeig-
mated by legal subdivisions followe. to-wit: ex
eela wy of &c = of neAa ewh Eeh W. se1a Ell
of es< of swh; e5s of SEX Of nwh. sec. "a; the
y swa4 and lot 3, sec 35, embracing $50 sO-1O0
acres IN twp II. n. r. ".
The location Of this mine Is recorded IN the re
cordeI g Office of Lewis and ClArk county, NJ. T..
In book "f' Of ranches and dstchee, pages So and
SIS. The adjoining claimants unknown. any
aad all persons claiming adversely any portion OF
said placer ground are required 10 hie their nd
verse csims with the rAgster of the United States
land Office st Helena, in the territory of Montsns,
during the sixty dave period of publication here
of, or they will be barred by vfrtus Of the proyis
ions OF the statute.
S.w LANGHoRNK, Register.
First publication May. IL, 1883.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
UTAH ASSAY OFFICE
Chemical Laboratory.
J. T. COVE,
Timber Culture Notice

UNITED STATBs LAND OFFICE.
HELENA. Mont. May =, 1ses-
COMPLIANT having been entered st this once BY
Nils Peter ChFistofsen against Jsmee Nc che1Zie,
for failure 70 comply with law 90 timber culture
entry No SSs dated September !. 1ss2. upon the
- ewi. and ~ eeL sc S9, twp 10, n ". In
Lewts and Clarke county, Montana. with . view to
the cancellation Of said entry. contestant alleging
thar tfs Gilman has IN no vsy complied with the
lsU in break ne, cropping or sesctnE ssio land.
snd ~ Al such failure still existe- The said par
tsss are hereby summoned 20 appear ~ this once
on the 18th cav Of June, lsse. 81 ~. O'Clock m
) respond and furnish testimony concerning said
AA'ese sw LANGHoRE. Resister.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
Municipal Bonds.

The city of Helena, Mon, ,sns, will cell st puhliS
auction the 18th day of June, 1889. at l. O'Clock
meridian, at the Office of the city clerk IN said city
the coupon bonds of sAid city 70 the amount OF
one hundred and thirty thousand dollars said
bonds will besr per cent interest and will be re
deem able In ten yesrs. and psysble in twenty
years. interest and principal payable st Helens OF
New YorF. 81 the option { the holder. The eue
cessful bidder will be required to deposit IS ooO
or a proportions ate sum for lese than the entirs
issue, st the ime of hs sale.
By order of the Citv Co1ncil
ALEX c. BOTKIN. City Clerk.
Dated Helens, Mont, May :. I-o9
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
Sherifs Sale.

Samuel A Beecher, plaintiff, vs. Frank b. Nor
RE and Marcia c. Norrie:
To be sold at sheriff sale st the front door of
the court house. in Heena, Montans territory, on
Friday, the 31et dsy of Msy, A. ID. 1889 At IL
O'Clock noon al the right title and interest that
the defendants, Frank b. Norris and Marcia {.
Norris have In and t. the following described
real pr sp~rfy. situated in Lewfe and Clarke coun-
ty, Montana territory, -wit;
Lote three ts and four 90. IN block one az OF
Bsssett addition Co the city of Helena.
CHAS. M.JEFFERIS,
sheriff Lewis snd Clarke county, M T.
Dated this l1th day Of May, A. d. 1889.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
A Strange Disease.

Phasia in most extraordinary form is at
present under treatment by DIR. Chsrcot.
A Frenchman, aged 50, learned English
through living seventeen years in North
America, and then Spanish after his mar
ria9e with Spanish woman. lie lost the
command of these languages in the inverse
order. First he was unable to speak
Spanish then English went from him. and
lastly his native tongue, French. The
affiictiOn was ascribed TO the sOftening of
the third left lobe OF the brain, and by a
practice in conversation he reganed his
normal ability, recovering the languages
in the order of French, English and Span
ish.
The Helena independent., 1889-05-23
Advertised Letters.

Letters for the following persons remain
uncalled for at the Helena, MT, postoffice
on May y. In calling for them please say
advertised"
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17

York and Vermont dairy, good to choice, 12d17 !;
low grades 10G11c; Eastern crm good to choice
at 1baI9c. The above quotations are receivers
prices for strictly wholesale lots. Jobbing prices
102c higher.
ga 09c; lower grades as TO quality; sage at 10a
10Ac. Jobbing prices lac hlgher
Eggs-Fastern extras - @2lc; fancy nearby
stock higher eastern firsts at1S919 extra VI and
N II at gle: fresh Western at 1Sh@19kc;
Michigan choice 20c; Canada Ice. Jobbing prices
lie higher.I
POuItry-Fresh killed spring Chickens, Northern
and Eastern choice 1S@20c; fair to good 140l7c:
fowls, choice @12hc; Ice packed Chickens 1lS
ice fowls. 121ac; live fowls lie.
Beans-Ch0ice small N Y handpcked pea at
picked do 2 25a2 20 p BUSH choice New York
large hand-pick 2 20a2 20 small Vermont hand
Hay-Choce prime hay SIS oo9s19 90; fair to
poor to ordinary s109s14: East swale I0GeN;
Rye straw, choice, SIC o09l6 90; Dat straw ss8
900.
Potatoes-Choice native Rose and Hebrons at
/ 50@1 rs y Dbl; New Hampshire do at 53@55c
huQh
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17
Domestic Markets.


NEW YORK. Sept. Ie. I8s9.-FIour market
receipts 26,059 packages; exports 3014 bbls and
1914 sacks; moderately active heavy and 5t610c
Flour quotations-low extras 5Oa2 90; city
mills extra at 1894 80; city mills patents 80
go 40; winter wheat, low grades at Soa2 80;
Minnesota clear 1904 10; straights do at 3 75@
80; do patents 1876 30; do rye mixtures
sonberp one az 1 and
to fair extra 2 eo93 90; good to choice do at 10
@5 10. Rye Flour quiet and steady; superfine at
push eHpors
bush; sales $4,000 bush dull and weaker No
s3HGs4A OF b; No Red at S01sc; No Red
nominal; No White nominal; steamer No Red
So1ac; No 8 do at 761ac Rye dull. Barley quiet.
bush, sales 212 900 bush; fairly active, 1aGAc
lower and weak mo 2 at 4lA@41Nc in store and
s sssner sssa nomns sf Ne % nomna a. Sa.
$4,000 bush: No 8. at use: do White at 271sc;
White 35c; Mixed Western at 24@2sc; do White
at 27@38c; White State 27938c; No 2 chicago
at 27Ac Coffee, Rio strong-fair cargoes 1917.
fined firm demand good Ge1s 9ssssc Extra SIS
@71sc White Extra G 7lAGD71a ;Yellow6 80 Ges4
A Sc; Confectioners A at Sc; cut loaf and crushed
at $3.50: powdered at sac; graduated at SAC;
Cubes at sac. Petroleum is quiet and firm;
ed q 25Gl2 so; uninspected IL 90; extra prime
10 259lo 80. Beef dull; Beef hams firm ;Tierced
Beef dull cut Meats steady ;middles steady. Lard
@6 40, closing 8 S71a; city 90; refined quiet;
Continent at 8 35@6 rs; SAat z 10. Buiier-
nne in demand and frmer; State dairy at 11@20;
factory at 71a@l2c; State and Penna crm at %
@22hc. Caeese higher and quiet; State at 615( a
iaaSy az 70 Mestern ga SzaS s
CHICAGO. Sept. A l8ss.-The Flour market is
steady and unchanged Wheat dull and weak;
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17

When Baby gas SICK we gave ei ',asi'i'io
When she was q Child, she cried Tor Gators,
When she became Miss, she ciIns TO castori.
When she had Children. she gave .licn' CaFtci.i
Labor saving proposition:
swell, Johnny, shall forgive you this tlme' ana
it was very nee of you to write letter to say you
were sorry"
Eyes, ma; don't tear it up, please"
"Why not?"
Because it will do for the next time.
A woman who Is weak, nervous anu
sleepless, and who has cold hands and feet can
not feel and act like well person. Carriers Iron
Pills equaze the circulation, remove nervous.
ness and give strength and rest,
Joblot-See here, thought you said you would
warrant this coat to wear.
Isaacs-So did.
Joblot-Wel, look at it. I've only worn it two
weeks and you can see through the cloth.
Isaacs-I warranted it to wear didn't j?
Joblot-Of course you did.
Isaacs-Vell amt IL worn? Vot's der madden
nit YOUTH. K. Farmer.
Miss Larkins was bilious and feeble and sick,
And it seemed as if nothing would ever relieve
her.
Her liver was clogged with impurities thick,
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17
Boston Produce Market

BOSTON. Septl61 8s9.-The following are To.
days quotations of Provisions &c.:
Pork Long cuts - 50913 90; short curs 70 5o
pork tongues at 10 so; mess 10 90: nrna 70 poo0s
IA 90; extra IL 3d. f"0 iieeo
Lard-Choice at &c y h in ties and tubs. ION
7%c. P""' "' '7se' Old, at
hams IL Vac. " pioSseo
Hogs-Choice city dressed hogs at &c \, NJ /.
country do at 5hc. ~ W " Id
u,d Sptter, Western extra crmy at 1s@2ec; fame,
MEL We, Known marks at 21@22c; firsts and extra
nrsts l4gl8 extra INIT crm 140l Sc :firsts All 2@
10 cnolce factory 12@121ac; New York and Yer.
mont extra crm 20@22 do ext firsts I6aI Sc New
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17
Chicago Cattle Markert.

Receipts II 900 shipments $500; steady ;choice
TO extra beeves 40@4 So; steers at O064 80;
stockers and feeders at 90@3 co; cows, bulls
and mixed at 0092 90; Texas cattle at l 5O@
2 80; Western rangers 4O@3 so.
Hogs-receipts 1900; shipments 1000; closed
strong; mixed 80 IA 80; heavy 3 S0G4 80 light
at 4 0o@4 80; skips 3 5004 SO.
Sheep-receipts 5000 shipments $500: strong;
natives 5000 so western at 50d4 15 Texans
at 1904 10; lamps at4 50@5 IS.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17
Memoranda.

Sch Gertrude l. rrundy, Davis, from Norfolk for
Portland, was spoken Sept 18th, 100 miles from
Cape Henry, with loss of sails, boat, and matches
stove. Was supplied with bread by steamer Tu-
dor Prince, at Baltimore from Barcelona.
Barque Geo Homer. Warland, from New York
for Hong Kong, arrived at Anjier prev to Sent Il
leaking badly and crew exhausted.
Brig Hattie M Balm, Richardson, from Curacao
for Boston, arrived at New York 10th totally dis
masted.
Sch Hattie Dunn, Poland, at New York from
Apalachcola, reports, 9Th inst, lat 80 80 Ion 73 40
encountered hurricane, in which had decks
swept lost part of decklcad, pinnacle, and
spanker.
Sen Jas Lowell, OF and from Bath for Phila-
delphia has been wrecked at sea The crew
were Picked up by barque Havana and landed al
Lewes a. The captain and one man were lost
The mate has gone 70 the hospital,
Sch Loring q Ballard OF Gardiner was off Chin
colleague Light 18th inst with loss OF jIbboom
jibstaysail, and foresail.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17
ssropes n MARKETS.
Ru Talaoranh

LIVERPOOL, Sept. 16.-The Cotton market
quiet with limited inquiry; mlddling 11-16d /;
sales 5000 bales; speculation and export 500
bales; receipts 10000 bales.
LIVERPOOL,Sept. 16. l889-Quotations- Win
ter at IS 71sd96s sgd; Spring wheat IS 111a@
rs 1sd; Club Wheat 7s@7s Id. Corn mixed Amer
lean at Is Sd. Peas IS I'd. Provisions. etc,--Pork,
prime Eastern at COS; Bacon at 36s Cd for short
clear and 35s Cd for long clear. Cheese 45s
TallOW 26s Cd. Lard at 32s Sd.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17
There are no Happy Days

For those who continue to rise unrefreshed after
nights of unrest. Nervousness, insomnia indi-
gestion-these constitute triple alliance that per-
petually wars against mans comfort, and robs
both brain and body of tranquility. Combat the
trio for time with Bostetter's Stomach Bitters,
and it will give ground and eventually fly the
field. The basis OF reform is the rectifcation of
ply reflex of the disturbance of that all impor-
tant function. A wineglassful before each meal
of the national stomachic inSures face digestion,
and repetition of the pleasant dose before retir-
ing promotes nerve and muscle invgorating sleep.
Associated with indigestion we usually find bill
pendent of each other, these maladies are subju-
gated by the Bitters, which also remedies kidney
trouble, rheumatism. neuralgia and malaria.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17
The cleansing, antiseptic and healing qualities
OF DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy are uneaualed.

An absent-minded German professor was one
DAY observed walking down the street with one
loot continually in the gutter, the other on the
pavement A pupil meeting him saluted him
with, GOOD evening, Herr Professor; how are
81 was very well, thought" answered the pro-
lessor; "but now don't know what is the matter
with me; for the last half hour have been limp
inpv
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17
WIT ANp WISDOM.

Good Reason for Sadness
''What is the matter my man? Why do you
look so sad?"
81 have lost my wife,"
mo wonder you look Sad''
Besides that have also married another
Eliananda RIaffar
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-09-17
Cotton Markets.

NEW YORK Sep. IA. 1S89-The Cotton market
steady and quiet; sales - bales; uplands ordi-
nary at 8ssc; good ordinary at 1Oc; low MD
ding 10 1870; middling at IL 3-16c; Gulf or di
nary at SEC: good do 1oAc; middling IL 3-16c-
middling at 111sc.
NEW oRLEANs,sep 10 lSsa.-Cotton market
firm; middling 101ac
SAVANNAH, Sept. 10 1882 Cotton market is
steady ;middling 0Ac.
CHARLESTON, Sept. 16. 1882 Cotton market
quiet; middling i0ssc
MEMPHIS, Sept ! 6, 1885, Cotton market is
quiet; middling at l01ac.
MOBILE, Septic. l889.-The Cotton market is
eaSy; midd!ing at Il Sac.