The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1889-12-27

4 New Version 81 the Conspiracy Against
Julius Caesar.
"Fcllcrs.- said the learned newsboy.
a. hegaihcred group Of his comrades
about him in Independence square, did
W. ever hear about Brutus an how he
but up job ter do Cnsar:'
Nav" replied tho fat boy.
'.Well, Ct yer don min I'll tell yer
about him."
.Is dat de blokcy wot was in dc tcay-
ter when dcy played Julius Cnsar?' |"
asked Frccl<les.
Oats de one. Dis Brutus was .
ror'lar hummer, he was. lie wasn't
"a much Of scrapper az Cesar,
nor he wasn't stuck on playin' tag an
rnnnin races like Marc Antony, but he
was a corscr fer all dat. lie was quiet
sort D blolSey wot didn't say much, but
kept up hull lot o. thinkin'. an when
Ne fought dat Caesar wusnt dom dc
square ting by dc fellcrs. he JUS lays
low fur a show TO dump him. Secr
Caesar wanted ter be boss o de hull bust
ness but Brutus wouldn't let him have
II dat way. Brutus was dead on to his
racket. an him an Cassius an Casca an
Tullius an lot OF other fcllcrs wot
hung out wild Brntus put up job TO
rroak julius in de Senate
IVY didn't dcy get julius shovcd?'
asked Frccklcs.
der wasn't not no coppers in dem
DAYS. an even ef der was Cesar had dc
bulge on de hull business an Brutus
couldn't had him showed, any how.
Brutus fought lot o. Caesar, an Cesar
wouldn't do Brutus dirt"
'.Dcn der was Cassius. wat was .
skinny blokey wild a long head like dem
lawyer fcllcrs wot collars de oyster o.
dispute an gives yer de shell. Cassius
was dead sore on Caesar an was alters
tellin irutus dat he ought ter do him,
50 dat Rome would be free. Cassius
didn't care for De freedom O Rome so
much ~ he wanted to do Cassius nasty;
but l;rutus, he was good blokcy. CT lie
didn't 20 ter church on Sunday. cause
there wasn't none, an didn't want to do
Caesar ~ much cz he wanted ter free
Rome an his Teller citizens. like George
Washington did in de United States"
WAS Cesar one o dem English
blokeys wot We lickcd?" asked Swipscy.
.'lcr Dc ignorantest kid wot ever
see. Swipsry, but den yer didn't have
10 Advantages Caesar wasn't no En-
glishman. Der wasn't no Englishmcn
den. ncy was Britons, but dey didn't
amount 70 nothin' den"
-'ioon wid de story put in Frccklcs.
Don min Swipsey. lie don't know
nawihin"
II knows 81 much e. you does. yer
pa. y-dot-.accd guy" retorted Swipscy.
.Datll 10 now" interrupted the
legpned one Don't let's have no scrap
pm. e. vas sayin'. Brutus an Cas-
Man dc y ldcr blokcys got Caesar in I
80 Scnatg.. Cesar wasn't dead stuck
Min Dsacrifces to dc gods \
I when dcy toll him
= fAeola1vcome he'd queer de bus
A r. IA DE- senate, he come an de con-
iuors got aroun' him an Tullius
iked his nightgown of. an Casca,
!. was tough citizen, gave him one
shoulder wild his toothpick. Den
'e fsnF doy dug holes in him. an when
~sa seem Erutus gettin' in his work
Iw'd ~ test he weakened and dcy done
hAnt uF lfrorr.'
an was Come free, den?~ asked the
NY pos making heroic struggles to keep
awake
10. cause Brutus wasn't fly enough
= pay w game right when he had got
ae pfs trump outer de way Antony
"as pal N CrSar's an when he wanted
'er chin ~ Caesars wake Brutus was
hump enough ter let him. Der was not
no nies pn Marc When he got de gang at
&c wake he guy EN- SIGH corkin' speech
an sed about how Caesar was sich square
hokey dat de gang was wild him an agin
hFutus. Dat busted dc freedom racket
IN vctayius IN Antony an Brutus an
.assius had sct-to on the plains O.
rn'iilppi an Brutus an Cassius got
licked an --~
citizen calling for paper ended tho
'e'son abruptly. The learned one mado