New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-30
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

A correspondent OF The Toronto Empire. says nsA
I'm the Diocese Of Toronto there IS authorized sched
ue of fees which the clergy entitled to for
the performance of certain duties The fee for mar
rlages for instance Is 81 An additional fee Of 81 Is
exacted for certificate. The fee for bura is 81, and
SO II at distance In this also a certificate
tails an additional fee Of 81 For publishing the banns
Of matrimony the fee IS 81 In advance. Nothing Is
charged for baptism, but IL bapttsmal certificate Is
desired 81 is charged. The correspondent finds in
this system of fees Of the reasons why the English
Church is so weak in Canada.
Mrs Mayor Rather Quietly addressing her hus
band at the party given the debut of their eldest
dsugherlDo you see Colonel Whipsaw. Of the Rattle
snake ranch. over there without his spurs on Wha'
can he mean by coming that way!
Mayor Rattler-S-s-s-h! the colonel meant all right
he didn't know it was to be fulldress affair." that's
all. III call him aside quietly and lend him Qar
Of mine.-(Iexas siftngs.
The Amalgamated Synod Of Canada has Just declared
unanimously in favor Of free pews and in favor OF union
with the other Evangelical Protestant Churches.
Doesn't Do Business That way.-The money which
ID Uncle Sam 10 keep up the tonfoolery OF firing
permit the army to have ration, but he doesn't
do business that way If he didn't shoot the sun
he'd lose his dignity as a great military Power-(De-
troit Free Press.
The suggestion that the clergy generally preach on
the Importance Of Civil service reform on Thanksgiving
Dav IS not popular with the clergy Of Philadelphia,
and probably few Of them will do so.
Lady Ito sea captain-How do you manage to find
your across the ocean!
Captan--By the compass. Inc ncooie o"ass
po Eut suppose You wish to go south 'sTexas sft-
ings
"Don't monkey with the sewer,' IS the editorial
Injunction of Tho Philsdelphia Inquirer" As the
sewer referred is the variety found In Philadelphia
the advice should be needed by everyone. sewer
which did no more than carry off schuylkDl River
water ought TO be let alone
Young lady (enterfng k-store.-I want new
novel-One of tho latest out but have Forgotten us
lille. -. S,,.A.s ..s
IL is having a large sale"
- Vas It written by womanf"
Have the newspapers denounced it as not 1T for
young lady to read''
Then it is not the one I want.'-(NorrIstowu
Herald.
"The Boston Transcript" Is trying to boom the
word 'metagraboze' which signifies TO give ones self
more trouble about thing than It IS worth We take
the earliest opportunity 10 remark that there is
great deal OF metagrabozing in this funny old world
MEDIAEvAL EvENTIDE SONG.
Come hlther lytel chyde and lie upon my breast to.
For yonder fares an angel yclad in raimaunt white,
And wonder sings We ANGEL, oney angels may:
And hys songe ben Of garden that bloometh fare
awaye
To them that have no Iyttel chyde Godde sometimes
lvtteI chylde that ben a lyttel ampkyn of HIS own,
AMI If soc be they love that lie willeth It to
But, elsewise. in His mercle, lie taketh It awaye.
And sometimes though they love It, Godde yearneh
for We chylde, 1T,
And sendch ANGELS singing whereby II ben beguiled-
They fold their arms about ye lamb that crOodleth al
And beare him to We garden that boomeh fare awaye
I would not lose We ytel lamb that Godde hath lent
to
II code sing that ANGEL songe how ioysome sholda
For. with my arms about him and my music in his
care.
What ANGEL songe of paradize soever sholde feare'
Soc, come, my yttel chde and I've upon my breast
tonight.
For wonder fares An angel yclad in raImaunt white
And yOnder sings that angel. as oneiy ANGELS NAV,
And bys songe ben Of a garden that bloometh fafre
""'' Eugene Field in chicago News
This IS the time of the year when museum man
ayers are on the keen scent for remarkable freaks
II is rather surprising that none OF lhem mas
Thought Of securing the Democratic editor who 10
Gently declared that sullivan the drunken pugilist
would make a more respec table Congressman than
John d. Long Of Massachusetts
Why the Remedy wasn't Applied.-Brown-Wherei Is
yor watch Jones You haven't hunS II up Al your
uncles, have you . --A..n,
the last time 1 ont iiShlng and the works "efo
=" Haven't yon read that statement OF jeweer that
dipping a watch into whiskey, immediately siter u
has been fshed from the water VIII prevent INJURY
Yes ! knew about that
"Why didn't YOU do II. then?' 49,.
"There wasn't any whishey leftr-(reSas Strings