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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-02
unseuslernanIy enough 70 |" bark Insult has shs

uneentlesnanIy enough to bark Insult nas sns
floor.
This ia the birthday Of Thomas 5enefson.
Democratic newspapers ere prone 70 refer 70 M T.
Teiyerson as the founder Of their party. II
that illustrious American could return 70 tne nesn
tbis morning he would doubtless deny Dne s0i0
impeachment or else apologize
The first OF April has come and gone. pue
the CHANCES are that the fools are not al aeao ye~
Miss Kate Field, who kept her shrewa eyes "Dous
her as she iourneyed through one OF tne "oSVsl1
Prohibition States, communicated some Oh me-
discoveries to select audience OK washington go,
journalists the other day. One was :.
zion visn.broom.s which looked as innocent IS
CIV ,visn.hroom in the world. When she stepped
into n Kansas City store to buy 1t, being curious
- ,,roU what the name meant the salesman
INQUIRED, "Will you have it with or wthoutr
The explanation was given by unscrewing the top
oft the handle and raising the wisps, so as 70 show
a ooo6. sized flask concealed there. Prohibition
Bibles and Prohibition canes are sold IN the
same way, being simply cases for liquor. These
things 90 to support the theory Of the clergymen
who denounced Prohibition the other day because
it tended to the development Of hypocrisy ana
perjury.
The meanest swindles Of April Fools Day was
the weather
a. You think, then" asked Mr.. Gibbons yester-
day of the president Of the Mutual Gaslight Com
Dany, that the gas companies should be permitted
to allow their gas to escape and the subway people
should take care of itP" The president did not
hesitate or equivocate or even blush He simply
said. Certainly" There is something very i'm
nressive about such an answer to such question.
Mr. SANKEY'S letter to his Scotch friend has
two new facts about his relief expedition one that
he met Emin on Albert Eyanza, end the other
that they were together twenty-six days. In his
letter to Tippoo bib he stated that he mad left
Wadelai on May "a. lie must have arrived ut
the lake on May 1, after journey at least six
months longer than he anticipated when he left
the Congo From this long and unexpected delay
IL is evident that he encountered extraordinary Diff
Guilty in making his way through the UNEMPLOYED
African swamp.
The good people Of Dakota boast Of their clear
skies and brilliant sunshine. II certainly does
seem from the number Of our Eastern storms that
are said to come from Dakota as If there couldn't
be many left there.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-02
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-02

There are two public school bills pending In
the Legislature which should be killed as soon as
possible, and whoever does the Job should be
careful not to 60 away and leave them until
he has made sure that they are, in the words Of
Artemus Ward, fatally dead" One, introduced
by Assemblyman Thomas Smith, provides that
hereafter the Mayor shall appoint the members
of the Board of Education, so as to give one 10
each district There Is no conceivable reason for
making such change. The only effect OF IL
would be to reduce those places to the level Of
patronage" for the especial benefit of Tammany
Hall. The Mayor is free now 10 choose the com.
missioners without regard TO locality, and should
remain so. The other bin Is that which enables
the Catholic Protectory and the Sheltering Arms
to share in the public school funds, The Shelter
ing Arms has refused to allow itself TO be placed
in the attitude Of suppliant for public aims.
This leaves the Catholic Protectory alone TO he ben
Gifted by the bill 1t is wrong In principle and
ought not to pass.
" Is intemperance diminishingp" inquiries The
Troy Press" Not if tho party to which The
Press belongs can help it, 1t isn't
49,
tits exceedingly painful to helr The Rochester
Union" using cruel language 10 the Democracy
OF Wisconsin IL advises the Democrats Of that
State 10 instruct their delegates to tile next
National Convention modestly to take back seats
and not again TO put q eur prominently forward
TO bark insult at the representatives from the great
and all-important Democratic State OF New-YoFlx."
IL is evident from this that II the Editor Of The
Union shorh be chairman OF the Committee on
Organization Of the next Democratic National
Convention, he win keep Wisconsin out In the
cold In the meantime the ours who was
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-02

Persons going oat of to,cR for the summer can
Iacs the Daily and Sunday TRIBUNE mailed
to them for 80 cents per month, or $3.50 tor
three months. Travellers In Europe can rece,re
The TRIBUNE during their absence for
sI.5E per month, foreign postage paid, or $4.45
for three months. The address of the paper wilt
Be changed as offen az desired.
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fsree months Travellers In Europe can rece,re
The TRIBUNE during their absence for
Sl.5E per month, foreign postage paid, or $4.45
for three months. The address Of the paper w1tt
Be changed as offeR as desired
Ofscial sanction has been given by the trus-
tees Of Columbia College to the perfected plan
for an Annex for women, and Barnard College
viii undoubtedly soon be an assured fact. This
Is movement in accordance with the spirit Of
the age. An institution worthy Of Columbia
and Of the city win be looked for in time,
though the beginnings may be modest. The
association Of President Barnards name with
this enterprise must be peculiarly gratifying to
the venerable instructor who has well earned
all the honor that it may confer upon him.
There appears to be ample evidence that the
murder Of the negro Smith near Plummervflle,
Ark, was direct sequence of the assassination
Of Colonel Clayton. Smith had made himself
obnoxious by working up evidence sgainst the
s1ppoeed assassins, who are said to besknown.
So the simple method Of getting rid OF him by
shooting him down as he was going home was
fesorted to. How much longer are the law
abiding people Of Arkansas going to condone
these deeds OF violence? The Clayton murder
ought to have been avenged before this. To
supplement it with another like crime shows
what political weapons are still considered
available in soma portions OF the South.
II there Is any reason, aside from political
er personal one, why Controller Myers should
create the Office Of Supervisor Of tho Finance
T3enayfusent and rar,,a William D. gheafr,an
to iill IT, the public would like to know it. Mr..
shearinan served a number Of years as Com
missioner Of Accounts, but never justified his
appointments to that Office. Mr.. Myers says
that he desires TO revise the system Of accounts
Iii his Office and he wants Sherman to make
4 thorough examination of tho bookkeeping
n,sthods and device ways and means for i'm
proving them Mr.. Sherman Is not the man
To do this. he was recently retired ~ Com
missioner Of Accounts, however, and the new
oflcs provides nice, comfortable berth for
him SILL, there are people whe believe that
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-02

Is intemperance diminishing2" inquiries The
Troy Press Not il the party TO which The
Press belongs can help it, 1t isn't
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-02

The good people Of Dakota boast Of their clear
skies and brilliant sunshine. 1t certainly does
seem from the number Of our Eastern storms that
are said to come from Dakota as II there eouidn't
be many left there.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-02

The first Of April has come and gone pus
the chances are that the fools are not all dead yeA
The Hawaiian gazette., 1889-07-09

A horse and buggy dashed furiously
down Alakea street on Wednesday after
noon; and, swinging around the left
hand corner OF Queen street, the vehicle
struck against post and became de-
muralizrd. There was no occupant in
the buggy; but the horse continued his
gallop along Queen street and dragged
one wheel and part OF the vehicle after
him. He seon afterwards went into
obscurity.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1889-07-09
DR.. J. COILS BROWNIES
CHLORODYNE.
THE ORIGINAL and ONLY GENu1NE

T..
ADVICE to lpvalids.-.n you wish to obtain
9ulet refreshing sleep, free from headache re-
nel from pain and anguish to calm and assnsSa
tHe weary dchlhSs OF protracted disease IN
yigorate the nervous media, and Regulate the
circulating systems of the bodv ,roT Iii -
vide yourself with that marvellous ren'ad, d.
covered oy DR.. j. Coils Browne Gate Army
MGGleaI STAN to which he gave the name ~
ldf'Jl ; Ne, and which is admitted by the
profession to be the most wonderful and vain.
able remedy ever discovered
n ChLOIOD1 Ne Is the bestremedy known TO
coughs consumption, Bronchitis, Asthma.
CHLORODYNE acts like a charm in Diarr
Dysentery. Hoiei" ans
CHLoR0DYNE efcctuaIIy cuts short al at
Spasms. 'P''H'4oH' anu
CHLoRoDYNE is the only palliative in Mem.
I4lgla rheumatism, GOut, Cancer, Tootbacbe
from symes u Co, Pharmaceutical Chem
lists, Medical Hall, SimIa. January 5. 1850 To
gi Il, davenport Esq, 81, Great Russell Street,
bloomsbury, London. Dear Sir We embrace
mis- opportunity OF cOngratuIatng Won upon the
widespread reputation this Justly esteemed
mb ns Dr: g. Coils Brownies ChloFodyne,
mas earned Tor itself not only in Hindostou
out all over the East. As remedy for gensroi
utility. we must question whether a beIter ia
imported INTO the country, and we shall be plad
" d ieaf OF us nndlne place in every Anglo
indlan nome The other brands, we arc sorry
10 say are now relegated to the native bazaars-
and, judging from their sale we fancy tba,r
sOJourn there will be but eyanesCenf We
could multiply instances al infnitu1q of the err.
traord1n2ry efficacy of DR.. Coliis Brownies Chic
rodyne in Diarrhea and Dyseptery SnasmS
Cramps, Neuralgia, theVomiting of Pregnancy
and as general sedative. that have occuIed
unoer our personal observation during MANY
years In Choleralc Diarrhea and even in tn
more terrible forms Of Cholera itself we have
witnessed Its surprisingly controlling power.
We have UGpd 9th
medicine than Coils Brownies from a 6rn
Conviction that it is decidedly the best and also
from sense of duty we owe to the orofession
and the public, as we are of opinion thai the
substitution OF any other than Coils Browneia
is DELIBERATE BREACH OF FAITH ON TBr PART
or THE CHEMIST TO PREsCRIBER AND PATIENT
ALIKE. We are. Sir, faithfully yours. Symes 4
Co Members of the Pharm Society Of GTest
Britain. His Excellency the Viceroy's Cher
lists.
.-Vice-Chancellor Sir W. Page
Wood stated that DR.. j. Coils Browne was
undoubtedly. the Inventor of ChlOrodyne; that
the story Of the defendant Freeman was de.
nDeTately untrue, which. he regretted to say.
1864. -
Sold in bottles at Is. I'D 2s. 3D.. 4s. Sd -.
ana us each. None is genuine without the
words p" DR.. j. Coils Brownies Chlorodyne ~ on
cal testimony accompanies each bottle
Gsution.-Beware OF Piracy and limitations.
Sole Manufacturer. T. DAVENPORT. a
Greal Russell Street. Blooms bury London
1851 sm
The Hawaiian gazette., 1889-07-09

THIS PAPER is KEPT ON FILE
at E. G. DAKE's ADVERTISING
AGENCY, "a & IS Merchants Exchange,
San Francisco, CAL, where contracts for
advertising can be made for it.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-08

ment Of new lines which while receiving ma
teral assistance from North and South IN mai
subsidies, similar to those recently granted Dy
England to the Canadian Pacific steamers, VIII
inevitably open new markets for the exchange
of products and manufactures. side by sac
with this development of an American CONNER
cia marine may be placed the question OF
building an overland railway connecting all
the American States and furnishing permanent
facilities for the establishment and develop
ment of continental trade. Such project u
not more visionary than the plan OF building
the trauScontinental roads seemed at the close
of the civil war. The Congress can open the
way for this vast enterprise by discussing the
conditions under which the right OF way may
be secured and railway construction en-
couraged, and the transportation OF freight IN
transit through intervening territories effected
without payment of customs These and many
other practical questions connected with the
building of an intercOntinental railway and
the opening of highways in the sea will un-
doubtedly receive deliberate consideration be-
fore the work Of the Congress is completed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-08
THE ELM STREET IMPRovEMENr.

The Board of Street Opening has announced
for to-day final public hearing on the ques-
ton of widening and extending Elm-st. This
is matter of great public concern, and has
been discussed in one form or another in the
Board and in the newspapers for a considerable
time. The proposal to widen the street seems
to be urged mainly in the interest Of certain
property owners, and also because it will be
what is known as good thing" politically
The real question, however, is whether 1t Is III
the public interest, and whether the large ex-
penditure that will be required Will produce
an adequate return and is imperatively demand
ed at the present time. The advocates of the
project openly admit that their chance OF success
is largely based upon the fact that the Mayor
and the Commissioner of Public Works are in
political harmony. They hoped that favorable
action would be taken early in Mayor Grants
term. and feel that the sole obstacle then in
the way was the fact that the Department of
Public Works was in the hands of d. Lowber
Smith for nearly six months after Mr.. Grant
entered the Mayors office Now they have
renewed confidence that their cherished scheme
will be at last carried through.
What is proposed is the widening Of Elm
st., aud its extension to connect with Lafayette
Place on the north and its continuation TO
Chambers in the other direction. We are
unable to see that this work is one that abe
city is called upon to undertake at this time
Much is said about the cOngeSted condition OF
Broadway and the necessity of relieving 1t.
But the fact is, the Overcrowding so much
talked about in Broadway is Overrated With
the horse-cars compelling the separation OF
vehicles going in one direction from those
going in the other there is no serious blocking
of travel in our principal thoroughfale. More
over, we wholly fail to see why the object
aimed at cannot be accomplished far moro
easily and at far less expense by the extension
Of Marion-st. (Which is a virtual continuation OF
Centde-St) to connect with Lafayette Place.
thus making Centle-st. convenient thorough
fare half way between Broadway and the
Bowery. Alaron-St. would very likely require
widening, and the whole street should be paved
in the best manner. Why is not this solution
Of the problem to be preferred on the ground
of simplicity and small cost?
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-08
WORK OF THE CONGRESS.

The establishment Of rapid communications
between the United States and the Central and
South American States is one Of the most i'm
portant objects of the international Congress
which opened last week at Washington. Score
tary Blaine in his admirable speech recognized
this fact when he expressed his belief that<aot
only would the two halves Of the Continent be
drawn together more closely by highways Of
the sea but also that al no distant time the
railway systems Of the North and South would
meet at the l>thmuS and connect by land routes
the political and commercial centres Of all
America. The visiting delegates during their
Journey in the United States will be aft orded an
opportunity, not only for inspecting what is
already the greatest foreign market for the
produce of their own countries, but also for
witnessing the extraordinary development Of
railway and transportation facilities, which is
one of the main causes Of National growth and
prosperity Their deliberations in the Congress
can hardly fail to be affected by their tour Of
observation Of the industrial centres and rail-
way system Of the United States. While they
will have no power TO commit their Govern
ments TO any measures of legislation or 10 any
comprehensive policy, they may unite in a
series of general recommendations which. if
promptly and decisively acted upon BY tho
United States Congress. will promote rapid
communications and commercial exchanges be.
tween North and South. From the mdicious
temper which the delegates have already shown
in the preliminary proceedings, it is reasonable
to assume that they will Hospitality entertain
practical projects frp bringing all American
countries into constant aud harmonious rein
tons
For the promotions OF rapid and direct COM
munication by sea the most natural and ef-
fective policy that can be adopted is that Of
Offering liberal mai contracts TO American
steamships plying directly between the ports
Of the two great sections Of the Continent.
II this plan be sanctioned by the All-America
Congress, tho United States Government will
be leftin .Dosition.to encourage the establish.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-08
PERSONAL.

Professor CtvJl Riley has been made Chevalier OF
the Legion Of Honor by the French Government. in
recognition Of his researches In economic entomology
Karl Gottfried Leopold Leltner the eminent Ger
man poet will be eighty nine years old on November
49, but still retains his mental vigor He has just
completed a tragedy, " The Judge Of Galway"
Professor David Peck Todd, Of Amherst college.
will be at the head of the party TO be sent by the
United States 10 Maxima, on the ouanzo River. IN
West Africa 70 observe the eclipse of the sun, which
will occur on December %
The Congregational Church at Chelsea. Vt, had a
centennial celebration recently. Among the several
letters received from former psrishionors was one
from Mr. c. l. Hood, of Lowell containing check
for 81 OOO TO establish the Hood Memorial Fund in
commemoration of his father and sister. The money
was deposited IN the bank ana the interest," H VIII DO
President Patton. of Princeton, will respond to the
toast Our Sister Colleges" at the Inauguration of
Dr. Young as president Of Centre College, Danvlle.
KY Tomorrow
The Rev. DR.. Mcleod, pastor for several years Of
he Presbyterian Church in indianapolis which Presi
dent Harrison attended, has accepted call TO the
First Con gegatlonal Church, at Albany, N y.
The Rev Llewellyn Pratt, OF Norwich. Conn. will
nraeh the annual at the approaching meeting
VI the American Board IN TINS CITY,
son OF De Quincy is sergesnt-atar arms in the New
Zealand Parliament.
Mr. spurgeon s-tronbled moro than everswith the
gout but he has no intention OF retiring from the
ministry, as has been reported
Al the recent celebration OF Hartford IN honor OF Ms
stowe, the following characteristic story related
by Mrs Mary A. Llvermore: " My husband she said,
was pastor Of small country parish before the War
We hadn't any more money than we could use hal
heard Of paper that was published in Washington
called The National Era The subscrip ton price
81 80 and we hadn't the money for it, My husband
went away for three weeks. While he gone 1
made him pair of pantaloons. | had never made a
pair and had never made a button hole. when my
husband came home told him that they had come and
cost % So and that had paid for tem. He put them
and pronounced them excellent, and It wasn't TIL he
had them week and they had been in the pulpit,
that | told him the secret. That's how got The
National Era. don't know whether I ought to have
taken this audience into my confidence or not. I've
told THIS story 10 any one before and don't
want any. Of you 10 repeat IT,"
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THE OBLIGATIONS or CITIZENSHIP.

This is the first day Of registration IN this
city, and the earliest opportunity Of qualifying
as voters al the coming election ought not to
be neglected by those who feel a personal re-
sponSibility for good government The only
grave danger 10 free institutions IN this country
is the indifference Of good citizens In Pres
idential year popular interest in politics is
easily stimulated, bnt at other times. and
especially in the campaign which Immediately
follows a Presidential election. it j. hard work
10 arouse the SOFT and degree Of zeal essential
To a full and intelligent vote. or course, this
is quite natural but it is not on that account
the less unfortunate.
The county could not al ord the protracted
turmoil and absorption of Presidential cam.
pagn every year, and there is no occasion for
such a sacrifice. But the citizen who is too
tired or too Indifferent to give some time and
thought annually to his political obligations
doesn't deserve to be well governed. The
campaign this year will be short but it ought
to be earnest The election occurs four weeks
from to-day. There is no time TO be wasted,
but there is enough if it is improved. A great
many persons think of patriotism as virtue
which fortunately, has to be tested only rare
ly and IN what are called great emergencies.
But certainly the patriotism which makes a
good citizen is not less valuable to a nation
than that which makes good soldier and may
even be more admirable since it must needs
be more persistent and deliberate. 1t n a shift
less and conscenceless evasion to say that there
is no practical difference between the parties
and that one set of candidates might IS well be
elected as the other. There is a wide differ
ence and il is every voters duty 10 make a
sober choice and act accordingly.
vote il the practical expression of such
choice, and registration is an essential n,e
liminaxy. TO voting. The tsot tnatia citizen at.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-08

The action Of the trustees of Columbia Col
ege in electing eX-Mayor Seth Low as the late
DR.. Barnards successor is not wholly mex
pected, since Mr.. Low has been mentioned as
the possible choice of the trustees several times
since the presidency was left vacant by DIR.
Barnard's resignation in May Of last year That
Mr.. Low possesses many excellent qualiiica-
tons for the office is perfectly obyious. His
two terms as Mayor of Brooklyn showed that
he has wel-balanced Judgment, large ideas,
tact and good executive powers. He is a
man of scholarly mind, ana will carry into
the college Presidents offae certain impor-
tant qualities that would have been want
ing had his training up 10 this time been
wholly in scholastic halls. THE TRIBUNE has
not always been able to approve Mr.. Lows
course in politics, but we heartily welcome
President Low to his new post in this city. If
he serves Columbia as well as he did the city
of Brooklyn during his four years in the
Mayors Office the future of this seat Of learn
ing will be bright indeed.