The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-08-29
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Ai.sy, s-sksn Arsias,
III. Totetio Gset~ tells oi q 1sn Who
~. osohsd ka eva hecisiest tor " yesfs
He ms.s liis Il rny well done.
-iins Ffosi deal easisr 10 write vivid
love letter o. slrieep pages ibsr IL 10
" bear u read iso yesrs Afterwards 10
court
-Mnsi sin 81 that black tpoi 40 the
oen,re Of The circlst Why. 10; ihsit shsi
.sat you 10 Bit Ain al thai icebouse
,tn feet 70 The risht
My dear FREUD. an 10 despair
kln.s hssri /. q. bard 80 steel Sappose
yen Try Il wiih diamonds. the, are harder
ibso steel. yos inov.
ST Peter | DO no, recognize you.
What il iha, bandls nnder your army
Metal Only The earth. l. st, Peter;
walk right 10. Mr. Could
Il often iesl ~ aching void. remarked
yong fnrpefo, 10 Miss Susie. ] an sorry
Jon are troubled with chronic headache.
replied the girl. sgmpaibciically.
Wore you sireiully brought mp. young
nsuf ssid the merchant to 90 applicant
for q position 10 bis establishment. Yes.
Dir. be replied, came up on the ele
vsiof.
Accepted sui.or: Wont you find !.
awkward when you meet yonr other two
husbands 10 hesyeBf Interesting widow;
! DO no, expect to meet either OF them
there.
Were you at the party last night
Bfownleyt No; ny wife went. stsid o,
homo and took care OF the baby. Well,
what kind Of time did you bAyef
Rocky
The artist 10 bis model In asuit OF
MALL Whats the matter, Foley. cant
you keep siillf The Model cannot,
sor. Yer shut . bluebot.hlle fly In th
hilmit.
"A rural correspondent speaks Of
fishermen lying about the banks OF the
brook oil day. They generally do that.
They don't begin 10 lie about the fish IN
I'll they get home.
Little Boy docking mp from the pa.
peri Papa. George Francis Train eats
nothing bot fruit Papa Indeedl Well
we'll, who would have thought in Ny
son. avoid fruit
Boy -Msmma, am ! made ont OF
onions, sage. torrel and bred crumbss
Mother Mercy, moi What do you mean?
Boy - Johnnie Jones said he was going TO
knock the stuifing out OF me.
Mother (suspiciously); II you hsven't
been in swimming how did your hair get
so we,f Little Dick: That's perspirstion :
runnin' away from bad be wot wanted
me TO dsobey you an 60 in swimminl
SO you've got back from Oklahoma
Which side o ih territory appears 10 be
the most desirable place TO live in? Wal,
WIZ thar three weeks. n jedsin' by what
seed and herd. III outside's the kentry for
me.
Minister Ito boy, digging for worms)
Little boy, don't You know that II is
wrong to work on Sunday. except in case
Of necessity Boy-This is q case Of
necessity. A teller cant 80 fshin' 'tboui
bait.
What on earth is the matter with that
rszory shouted The victim. ~ he wrtbed
in the BARRIERS chair. Deed, sab, dere
isn't muffin de mattah wuf the razsh. but
yoh wbiskahs sutny acks ez ef deyed bin
nickel plated.
A gentleman 10 iumping of a street
car the other day fell and rolled into the
gutter While brushing the dirt from his
clothes, little girl ran up and said. Mis-
ter, pleas do 1t again; mamma didn't see
you that time.
First Shopping Lsdy-Was that
clerk or the proprietor We traded With
Second Shopper A clerk. certainly. |
Didn't you notice he said II" have this
snd tina, lineo goods The proprietors
sl~aysssy we"
--wiie-I notice that the writers on
health say We should keep the mouth clos.
ed while We are asleep. I've . notion to
try IL. Do yon think couldY Husband
II would do no harm 10 practice IL a III
tie first while You are awake.
Lii said that, whom General Grant
vas in Japan. the japanese Premier, de
string to compliment the general by tell
ing him ths, be was born TO command,
tried 10 English, With this result Sire,
brave general, you Vas made to order.
"A lady. greatly excited, asks TO zee
tho editor OF daily paper, and Ia told
that |, I. impossible. the editor being too
busy 10 SPEAK TO any one. no matter who
II mar be. O. that makes no difference, 10
her reply; shall do oil the talking my.
self
Jimmy Freshly (stopping in front Of
the nes neisbbor, and gazing intently u
her) -AintIs brave boy. Mrs. Spinksi
Mrs. spinhs Why jimmy = osuss mem.
ms said You were perfec. fright. but you
don't scare me bit The Freshleys and
spinkscs are no, on speaking terms.
--Scribbes Where's the foreman Of
The composing room' Ediior-oh, hes
gone OF 90 a vacation. For his healtbf
Ties; 10 our Weekly Theatrical Gossip the
copy I gave him 10 &c up, read Miss De