The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1889-03-01
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Patti says plenty Of sleep Is the so.
ret of preserving ones beauty. The
hired girl believes this. Boston Cour.
Ter.
Olive Il do not think am quito
myself this evening Jcannottc--
ALLOW me TO congratulate you."-
10
An experiment recently made In
Scotland proves that the tortoise can
walk n mile in four hours. When com
pared with the boy who delivers par
cells from the stores the tortoise has no
lies ON him. Detroit Free Press.
She was decorating her room with
pictures. aud she perchcd her hus-
bands picture on the topmOst nail;
then she sat down 10 admire her work,
and remarked, quietly. "Now every
thing is lovely. and the goose hangs
high
--Dumlcy (whoso credit is not first
class) II say, Brown, can you lend mo
so for n few daysP' Brown (rcluct-
antly pulling out roll OF bills) --I-cr
s'posc I'll have 20, Dumlcy" Dumlcy
Thanks. You seem to have plenty
Of money, old fellow Brown Yes, !
seem 90 have more money than brains
N Y. Sun.
al notice ia the paper" said Mrs.
Barracks, pouring out Mr.. Barracks
coffee, "that Brooklyn clergyman
says that women should be- permitted
90 whistle" "srs, rstortcd Mr. Bar
racks, agrccably. "llo Is right Wo
should surely not deny 90 women n
privilege we accord 90 tug boats aud
locomotives. ~ IInrpcr's Iiazar.
Whore Larders Are Full.-Young
/ Tramp let's break into the kitchen
/ Of t-at big house tonight, and git
something 10 eat Old Tramp we
wouldn't find much there. Them folks
puts on too much style. Git into the
kitchen o stcady-Roin', old-fnshioncd
folks 81 yer want ter strike banquet. y
". Y Weekly.
Tom a dreamed last night that
! had died" Harry was Ger
tniuly most horrible dream" Tom
/ But there was still more horrible
experience connected with IT," Harry
Indeed. What was it?' Toni
| had 30 read the obituary poetry that
some well meaning but unpoetical
/ friend wrote about me-
An Augusta store: Genial and jo-
coso proprietor. Enter lady. "Is Mr..
/ 4. imp "IIe il not, madam "Do
you know when hc will be- in2' II do
I NOT "Wil find him at his house II
/ call thcro'' "Do you take this for
an Intelligence Office, madam" asked
[ the proprietor. "Not after look NJ
your face, sir, and the door slammed
after willowy feminine form. -Au-
. gusta (Me.) Journal
THAT delicious and juicy fruit, the
orange, H. often rcfraipcd from in com
pany because lit j. ~ bard 90 eat IL
I grac&dily." IN ~ native haunts IL Is
managed thus. IN Havana the orange
/ Il served whole on the table peeled
Y down % the juicy meat Of the fruit,
and you present the golden ball 10 your
/ lips on The prOugs ~ fork. a FlOrid-
ian fashion is ~ cut the orange in half
and pass it. juice aud pulp 20 the
mouth with y teaspoon.
Mr.. Graham. said the young
man. "1 have traced 20 you the story
I that / have been divorced fourteen
times and arrested seventeen FOR cruel
" % my vile. and I would like an OK
I planation." "Mr. Bailey, ! am ccr-
tainly astounded. The only story |
have told about you lately Is what you
I informed mo last Thursday that you
had just been engaged" MAY | ask
you where you mentioned that9'
why. certainly; Il was a, the Friday
afternoon sewing circle. Time.