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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-09-21
FOREIGN NOTES.

The czarewitch will not visit Paris
John Burns and other leaders have signed a
manifesto on behalf of the national federation
OF labor unions, inviting all workmen to join
In order to protect themselves against the
masters combinations.
An English cutter has captured dhow of
Pemba with 131 slaves on board
1t is rumored that the East African blockade
will be terminated within week.
Mr.. Gladstone writes that he regards Mr.. Bal
tours Catholic university endowment proposal
as lightning conductor intending to divert the
lightning from striking the Parnen commission
at the opening OF the session.
Emperor William of Germany has subscribed
10000 francs to the fund for the relief of the
sufferers by the recent explosion and fire in
Antwerp. The fund will soon be large enough
to pension all the sufferers and rebuild their
houses.
The Marquis Of Londonderry, the retiring
lord lieutenant of Ireland in a speech at Stock
ton yesterday, said he believed that twenty
years OF coercion would pacify Ireland.
Reports from the Rhine wine-growing dis
tricts indicate that this years vintage will be
the best OF the century.
The steamer Florence foundered in the Irish
sea yesterday while en- route from Garston to
Belfast Nine persons were drowned
The Surrey dock directors have confirmed
the concession granted to their dock men.
The Russian government is about to organize
a military administration for the railroads Of
Western Russia, which will replace the civil
oinciais IN the event of war.
The Pennsylvania railroad freight depot at
Laurel, Del, was burned yesterday with some
of the contents. Loss about $4,000
The price of Ohio coal on the lines of the
Hooking Valley road the Baltimore and Ohio
and in the Sunday creek region has advanced
10 to 10 cents per ton in the last few days.
Col. Daniel Lamont has bought a house near
Mayor Grants on West Seventy third street,
New York City. He will move i'll when his
family returns from the country.
Rev. Samuel Nj. Hamill, DID,, formerly prin-
cipal of the Lawrenceville seminary and one of
the trustees Of Princeton theological seminary
died yesterday at Trenton, Nj, Of heart dis
ease.
e The business failures during the past week
In the United States number III.
Considerable excitement was caused in New
ark and Irvington, NJ, yesterday Shy the an
nouncement that gold had been found in the
latter place while workmen were regarding
Clinton avenue. A portion of the ledge has al
ready been assayed at $50 per tom
One thousand three hundred and thirty-one
immigrants were landed yesterday at Castle
Garden.
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SPECIFIC for uric acid the oscsola water.

OwrNG TO THE DELAY in completing our new
building we will be unable to have our formal
opening on Monday, I'D instant as expected.
We wish. however. TO inform our patrons and
the public tina: on the above date the store will
be open for business in all the departments,
but our formal grand reception and opening.
with all departments complete, has been de-
ferred until Thursday. Friday and Saturday,
September 90. q and %.
julius LASsBURaH, 18th and F SITS.
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HOTEL KEEPERS, ArTENTIos!-Messrs- Walter
B. Williams Co., auctioneers, have for private
sale 500 wire cots, 500 upholstered cots. LOCO
pillows, 200 pairs blankets, 1000 single COM
forts, loo double comforts, at their auction
rooms corner 10th and Pennsylvania avenue
northwest, 20 be sold at reduced prices to close
the CONSIGNMENT IN lots to suit purchasers.
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The PALACE TEA SToRE.-The Great Atlantic
and Pacific Tea company, sol and 500 7th street
northwest, 1920 14th street. 3l04 N street,
Georgetown; 225 stores in the United States.
Pure goods sold only. Best graduated sugar,
cents per pound Checks given with every
% cents worth of tea or coffee. Handsome
presents given away with every pound of Thea
nectar tea or A. and p. baking powder. All
goods delivered free to any part of the city.
every other day. y. II. BOWMAN, Manager.
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DRY RoAsTERs.-Use the crisp dry-roas
coffee. JOHNSTON Bros. q Co.
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CAN'T BE BEAT.-Handsome mats, cup and
saucer, worth 4sc., given with ever pound.
CHINA AND JAPAN TEA Co., 731 18th NV.
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GRAN, Sc. SUGAR House, 731 7th.

TEMPLAR CoNCLAvE DECORATIONS. See our
bunting, flag staff and holder; 1000 ON hand.
Buildings decorated by home talent. NJ. g.
COPELAND & Co., 400 18th st. NV.
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LOOK AT THIs-The Great Atlantic and
Pacific Tea company, sol and 500 It'll street,
corner 18th and f northwest Best granulated
sugar, cents. Full weight guaranteed to any
one buying tea or coffee from US.
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CATALOGUE OF AUTUMN STYLES FREE, with
over l.50O illustrations. Send one cent postage
to Domestic Sewing Machine Office, It'll and Ii.
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OscEoLA WATER cures malaria. At all dealers.

ALL ARE INVITED to inspect their improved
methods of doing work. The rush still con-
hnnes at the EMPIRE CARPET CLEANING WORKS,
eS1-6S5 Mass.ave. NV. Telephone 1872
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Down AT LAST. Watches cleaned, 81; main
spring in S.W., 81; key-winder. 75c. Repair
ing in proportion. All work guaranteed Il.
c. HINES 4 Co., 52S 9th st. NV
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$500 STITCHES PER MINUTE on the ''Stand-
ard Rotary Shuttle Sewing Machine. j. ].
HOLSTER, sole agent. sos st. NV, Masonic
TemDle
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HE MISSES CuNSINoHAM, the well-known
1910 9Th street northwest, between N and o.
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Our MORO:

We THINK we have the handsomest and best
Go fall overcoats in the city.
E. Il. BARNUM 4 Co,
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GRAN, Sc. SUGAR House, 731 It'll.

LAWRENCE & CAVALIER, 1910 F street, are
closing out surplus stock of china and house
furnishings at half price. You can buy cheap.
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VIZ WILL REMAIN OPEN until pm. until
further notice TO accommodate our customers
and execute our orders more promptly. w. b.
MosEs Il Son, cor. 18th and Z SIS. NV
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Gzsrs Su1rs SoounrD
AND PRESSED FOR 81
coata, &c.; Pants. 25c.; Vests, 25c Altering and
Repairing done IN bost Goods called for and
delivered 1e1ephone call 1872.
K X HAHN, 7O5 9th st n ".
aa2 1870 SEA q. Wet Wsahingtoa.
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New FAL1 AND WINTER
DRESS GOODS.
W. NJ. SINISTER & SONS

w. NJ. SINISTER SONS
Have lust opened elegant assortment of Fall and
Winter DRESS FABRIQUEs of the latest importa-
ton. comprising Of the ,handsomest and newest
collections Of CAMELS' HAIR and other FINE
WOODEN MATERIALS they have ever offered
Also complete assortment Of DELINS CLOTHS
in ell the shades and of very superior quality
100 DRESS PATTERNS of COMBINATION
WOODEN and CAMELs' HAIR ROBES, with perfect
match for each color.
100 pieces COLoRED FRENCH CAsHMEREs in
all the new Fall and Winter shades ranging from Soc
to the very best quality and all at the very lowest
price; i'll fact assortment is complete and
very attractive and will, doubt. be ap-
preciated by all who interested in see
ing the very latest styles for the approaching
season. and the choice styles generally selected
We feel confident that early call will be appreciated
and it will afford US pleasure to show them
We have also just opened elegant assortment of
BLACK SILKS of well known brands and have some
extra bargains to start with: and prepared now
to show the best BLACK SILK AT ONE DOLLAR
per yard that we have EVER SHOWN for the price
and the finer goods equally cheap.
LINEN TOWELS of every grade.
LINEN DAMAsKs in great variety
100 doz. LINEN NAPKINS ranging from 81 per
dozen to the finest imported and, in fact. complete
assortment of FALL AND WINTER GOODS, and are
at the very lowest prices.
Also complete assortment of WOODEN sUITINGs
in all the new colorings, all of which will be shown
and you will not be pressed to buy if you are not
suited.
ONE PRICE IN PLAIN FIGURES.
v. n sHUsTER L SONS,
se16 SO PENN AVE. NV
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A BEAUTIFUL broad-wale worsted overcoat,
lined all through with silk, for els, at BAR
NUNS.
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JEWELS AND HEALTH.-There

JEWELS AND HEALTH.-There is a popular
superstition. widely prevalent, that certain
Jewels will prevent sickness. but there's wide
Or. Henley's) is the surest and speediest cur e
for nervousness, neuralgia and all weakness
and debility.
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OLD FOLKS PAINS.
Fun of comfort for all Pains, Inflammation and
Weakness of the aged is the CUTICURA ANTI-PAIN
PLASTEn, the first and only pain-kiling Strength
eniEg Plaster New, Instantaneous and Infallible
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- THE JoHssroS.-Spring leaf blended tea in
Be. packages.
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RErsISaKR's Ice Cream. 2s5 G street.

BETTER THAN EvER-Our well-known, reliable
6ne felt derbies at 81. so and S2. New styles and
staple shapes. A. t. LEWIS, ASS It'll ST.
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A Fam TRrAL

OF Hoods Sarsaparilla viii convince any reasonable
person that 10 does great medicinal merit We
do not claim that every bottle win accomplish .
miracle but do know that nearly every bottle taken
according to directions, does produce positive benefit
Its peculiar curative power s shown by many remark
able cures.
II run down from close application TO work, but
was told had Malaria and was dosed with ouintne,
&C.. which was useless. decided to take Hoods
Sarsaparilla and feeling strong and cheerful
I feel satisfied il will benent any who give II
fair trial" W. b. BEAMIsH. 26l Spring street,
New York City.
HOODS sARsAPARILLA
Sold by all druggsts 81; six for IS. Prepared only
by c. I. HOOD Co.. Apothecaries. Lowell. Mao.
3 100 DOSES ONE DOLLAR.
RoYAL FRENcH SERGE,
vile double width. all pure WOOL in all colors Blue,
HESRiErfA cAsHMEREs. nearly early one yard ana "a
half wide all pure lne French Wool. all coiors. only
sLAY Es sSkhH si bas s,essR srssK,z
ShfTE SooI fd, NhksEhS 0ns 81
RED BLANKETS, SILVER GRAY BLANKETS
and I NE 4, aio shhbAs Han sta IN -,
and as xiss ss Sc ana al pure WOOL one yard
$50 pair o. ss Damsss ISwsls worth
GATHERS. Cash store,
I'll MARKET SPACE.
INDIA SILKS, CHINA SILKS, reduced to 37lxc.
FRUIT OF The LOOM COTTON yard wide, SIC.
LoNsDALE CAMBRIA. finest ouaiity. loo
MOihE SILKS, oOc., &c. &c. e.c. and 81.
HANDSOME fLAiD DRESS GOODS, pure wool,
extra wide double width, SIC.
COLOkEp SILK Pill SHE'S, Toe, 8 / and $l.25.
VALUABLE Presents tor Cash Customers
Select one Of the following with spurchase
Of slO or more. Laige-sze HaAdsonle Bridal
Guilt, worth 81. 80; Dozen Fine Danlask Napkins,
worth $780, or two Pairs OF Largesize Fine Dsn,ask
Nc CREDIT. but the very lowest prices for cash.
selO
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GRAN, Sc. SUGAR House, 731 9TH.

DE-. wARSER's CoRsErs, 95c.; Lonsdale cam
brio, $40; Monarch shirt &c., at BRoDHEAD's,
907 St
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Buy Your Coal, Coke and Wood from JOHN
son BRoTHEEs, the leading firm in the Dis
trict
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AL DEALERS sell Osceola water.


The PALACE KING FURNACE burns little and
heats much. HAYWARD L HUTCHINSON.
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Travelling Goods of Every Description at
Lowest Prices. 81 Trunk Straps for SOC. These
straps are given free to purchasers Of trunks.
ToPHAM's
se16-1w 1891 Pa. ave. NV.
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&c. "Hoy'' Cigar! Sales Loo, 900 month!
knights Templar EQuipme nts furnished
at very low figures. S. n. MEYER, 922 9TH NV.
au24-s&w3m
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No, We Don't Give Them Away!
But we sell fine Fur, Felt Stiff and Soft Hats at
prices way below real value. A glance will con-
vince you OF this. FRANC, One Price,
IL 7th and ID.
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DISTRICT GOVERNMENT.
THE HOMEOPATHIC HOSPITAL.

THE HOMEOPATHIC HOSPITAL.
Messrs. Charles b. Bailey. II. NJ Baker and
John Joy Edison. representing the board of
directors OF the homeopathic hospital.
called upon the Commissioners yesterday with
reference to the annual report of the hospital.
they said that 1t was impossible to complete
their report for some time owing to the absence
OF the president The Commissioners gave
them until October to finish the report
MIscELLANEoUy
In letter to the Commissioners Andrew
Archer inquiries why it is that the Metropolitan
railroad company are not made to nave their
track on "A street south Of II street. He also
asks that street between ~ and 7th streets
southwest, be concreted.
MISS ELLIS 10 FORTUNATE in having secured
as instructor Of rhetoric and literature Miss
Maria Parsons, formerly professor of literature
in Buchtel college. Miss Parsons success as a
prominent teacher in the Akron and Mansfield
high schools has made her name well known to
ONO educators. She il peculiarly fitted to
lead the travel classes, having spent several
years IN Europe, Asia Minor and northern
africa. She viii arrive in the city next Mon
day and begin her duties in the Mcdonald
Ellis school on Wednesday next.
Judge Bragg Of the interstate commerce
commission, on application for subp1nas duces
tecum Tor the production Of books, contracts,
vouchers, accounts and papers in the suit Of
George Rice W. various western railroads, oil
companies, &C., laid down yesterday at ST.
Louis number Of rules to be observed in such
cases.
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SUGAR AND You CAN GET II.
SUGAR House, 731 It'll.
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&c "HoY" CIaAR! Havana! Delicious FragraI
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Pianos FoR RENT.
F. G. SMITH, 1925 Pa. ave.
LOOK for white letters ON windows, Osceola
xxar
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CONDENSED LOCALS.

superintendent Powell Of the public schools
Delivered an address at the YN.CA. rooms
last evening on the The necessity Of an object
in life
Susie Butter has fled bill for divorce
nom John Butter. TO whom she was married
IA faaquier county, Va, November Is, 1888.
She charges him with desertion
The Superior fountain Of the Grand limited
Order OF True Reformers celebrated their
fifteenth anniversary by an entertainment al
the Cadets armory on D street last eve ming.
The old people at the home OF the Little
Sisters Of the Poor were entertained at q fine
dinner last Monday provided by the members
Of bricklayers' union No. 1.
The Rev. VIM. Russell, of Carroll Memorial
Catholic church, Hyattsville, Prince Georges
county, has begun the erection of new pas
toral residence. He has had the charge of the
mission at Wilson's station added to his duties.
FINE COLLECTION OF HYAcINrHs AND OrHKR
BULBs.-Mr. bowling will sell on Monday,
September 23 1888. at ii o'clock, at his auction
rooms, q consignment direct from Holland Of
exquisite Dutch bulbs in great variety. Indi-
vidual buyers and the trade have here Q fine
opportunity 70 secure rare specimens.
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ART Room.
Artistic Wall Papers,
Water-color paintings, etchings, &c.
Picture frames made to order.
BoLITHA J. LAWS, 1927 Penna. ave. NV
RrFoRE YOrr RIrY ynnr carnets and fr1rnit,,re
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LOCAL MENTION.
The Weather.

FORECAST TILL EIGHT AN. SUNDAY.
For the District of Columbia, Delaware and
Maryland. colder; fair weather; northwesterly
winds; light frosts tonight; fair on Sunday.
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ART Room.

FoR URIC ACID use Osceola water.
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RAzoRs honed free. wALroRD, Al Pa. ave.

DRINK OscEoLA-Every dealer sells Osceol
water.
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CITY AND DISTRICT.

DIABEIIc SuFFERERs use Osceola water
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OscEOLA WATER prevent formation of uric acid

GRAN, &c. SUGAR House, 731 It'll.
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Dorr War TuL II RAMS

70 PURCHASE SUCH ARTICLES a. You
HzED IN RUBBER. SECURE WHAT You
WANT IN THE WAY or RUBBER ooArG
BOOTS. SHOES AND oossANERs AT ONCE
GET THE BEST OF
t0OoDYEAR RUBBER COMPANY,
SOB 9TH 81. N.w.. NEAR PENNA AVE
ss7-ani MELVILLE LINDsAy. lanarse
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Sugar and You Can Get IL.
SUGAR HoUsK, ISL It'll
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GRAN, Sc. SUGAR HOUSE. 731 It'll.
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Pimples, Black heads, Chapped and Oily Skin pre-
ented by CUTICURA INDICATED SOAP.
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We Sell the Best Teas and Cofiees.
We sell the Finest Creamery Butter, 25c.
We sell Full Cream Cheese, 15c.
We sell Delicious Delaware Grapes, Sc. bk't
We sell Granulated Sugar at first cost
We are Live Grocery Men.
lts II. p. MErzoER, All 9TH NV.
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Over 10000 Fine Hats, half usual
prices. American Hat Co.'S Fall Styles Fine
Derbys. in large, small and Dunlap shapes, SOC.
to S1.50. Best Hat made. %. 209 Pa. ave. OPP.
Botanical Gardens. Plain figures. One price.
sel3-m W. f&s-8ts
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TAR s. J. SCOTT
~ Respectfuily informs his friends and patrons thss
he has resumed practice Of ms profession 1907
Preservation OF the natural teeth speci.lty,
nk STARR PARSONS, DENiYST, 9TH ST,
~ corner NV. flrst-claas Gold Amalgam aud
White Filings especially Aching teeth saved April
cation 20 gums prevents pain IN extracting Hours;
Stoo. lyo
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OTHER GAMES YEsTERDAY-THE RACE FOB THE
CHAMPIONSHIP ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS THE Ar
RANGEMKNrs OF THE sRoTHRRHooD's COOP
ERATIvr PLAN
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AUCTION SALES.

&c. "Hoy" Cigar! All Havana and sumat
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Telephone call, 81. coo Pa. ave. n. "
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-09
The Bishop and the Boy.

'What are you doing here, my LADY,
Tending swine, sir" How much do you
getg' lone form week, sir" 81 also am
a shepherd" continued the bishop, "but
have a much better salary" THAT may be,
but then | suppose you have more hogs under
your care" The shepherd was about retir-
ing when the boy continued: Say, can God
do anythingg" Eyes, my boy" Can he
make a 2-year-old colt in two minutes!"
''Why," said the astonished bishop, "he
would not wish to do that, my boy" 'But
if he did want to, could he7" insisted the boy.
Eyes, certainly, if he wished to-" What
m two minutesg" Eyes, in two minutes {"
Wei, tien, as 75O5iidii'5 hso 2 years old,
would heT' The bishop collapsed.-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-09

Goodfellow-Lend me a dollar, Jack.

Goodfellow-Lend me dollar, Jack.
Closefellow-You had a dollar in your
pocket not twenty minutes ago.
81 know, but dropped into the Dewdrop
inn to get free lunch and met crowd of
friends there, and of course had to treat,
and it took all had"
''Well, don't feel like lending you any
thing. can't spare it."
"Why, you hada dollar and quarter in
your pocket before you went out, and as you
never pay over twenty-five cents for your
lunch, you must have dollar left. If there
is anything despise it is mean man.
Philadelphia Record
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-09

Trate Father-Young man, am amazed,
astounded, sir, that you should seek to marry
INV daughter on so short an acquaintance.
You are almost a stranger to her.
The Young MAXWELL, she don't take any
more chances than 1 do. She's almost a
stranger to me, too.-Philadelphia Record !.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-09

3 Miss Belle twarningly)-SaIly, they used
to tell me, when | was little girl, that if l
did not let coffee alone it would make me
foolish.
Sally twho owes her one)-Well, why didn't
you?-Life.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-09
how She Distinguished Her Pies.

An old lady who lived in New England
town baked a mince and apple pie every
Saturday. But after they were baked they
were as bad as the 1.-Two Dromios"-nobody
knew which was which. She was not lack
ing, however, in the fertile ingenuity of her
sex, and "Now," she triumphantly exclaimed,
81 don't have no more trouble, cause l just
mark with my crust cutter on the mince pie
Ct NJ cts mince), and on the apple pie II.
IL ctain't mince). philadelphia Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-09
A Green Lot.

Among the personal effects of fakir ar
rested the other day on complaint Of hotel
for non payment Of board was a wheel of for
tune, and while detectives were examining
This with a great deal of curiosity one of
them found a hidden spring which was
worked by pressing button.
'SWhat is this for2" he innocently asked.
''To stop the wheel at any desired point,
was The answer.
aBut why should you desire to stop it at
any certain pOintr'
''Why should II Suppose that a John
Henry has laid his dollar on the figure z.
The pointer stops at that figure and he wins. "
"But do you stop it therem
Certainly"
ITO let him winF'
'fOf course"
dip
EMO, of course you don't, but do. Next
6ime there are from four to eight John
Henrys with their dollars at ~ and the
pointer stops at g. Sorry for you, gentle
men, but if you haven't Travelled it's not my
fault. Detroit Free Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-09
A ,Inke nn Az Crnr,d-

Red Nosed Man tat a Clark street resort fire.
quented principally by actors,-I want a good
leading man for new play. If can get the
right man III give him $50 week.
a general rush and chorus of ''Tm your
man" Take me" 1--WE played with Booth"
etc.
Red Nosed Man-Not so fast You may
net want the part. It's a tank drama, and
the leading man has to stay under water ten
minutes.-Chicago Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-09
Easily Remedied,

Jackson (colored -Hain't yo' neber read
dat in all de railroad accidents de reah ca
am allus de one dat am smashed up de wu'stl
Sawbones-Den why doan' dey leabe de
reah ca off de traini-PhiIadelph Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-09

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
VIXEN she had Children, she gave them Castoria