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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
THE INTELLIGENT AUDIENCE IN BOSTON.


7 ottep wander what Il is about the museum audi
torhlm that seems 10 have such peculiar elect on
the AVERAGE spcctator's mental faculties We say an
Intelligent audience" of most bi The gatherings ia that
favorte PLAYHOUSE. and vet, IN the thousand times
more or less that | have been there some donkey has
spoiled a scene by laughing when laughter was a.
much ont Of place as in a church Poor Warren used
10 suffer terribly from this inopporune tribute hi,
renOwn as a comedian for matter how pathetic be-
on ght to be- and often the donkey element giggled
Az 10 kill itself. thereby making the rest Of us hope
a rirhfeOiis retributOn would oNcnake all fools
vpbetber I'm the orchestra gallery. II used To- be
said Of Warren he could not open his mouth without
ON audience roaring that tender Gus. pathetic
Inc was quite thrown away IN his part. And nov
e. Is IN be feared that Mr. wilson IS 10 share this
ssrnc fate he having stepped into Warrcns niche and
l1,n IN wear Warren's buskins and mantle, finds his
nsfbetjc points spoiled for him in the regular old
Wrseim style Why anybody. save an idiot, should
iangb AT that moment Of pain ana dlsmay ID II mds
across the sea- when Tom returns 10 nd The girl he
ncobt he was engaged 10 married 10 another is best
hnown 10 the Intelligent audience" No doubt Mr..
Wilson would prefer to make people laugh than cry,
hui IL is no compliment 10 his art when they laugh III
~ arong planc As this catastrophe constantly DC
Inc ~ he Museum infer either wilson is the funniest
fellow alive or malign spirit Is secLeted undef
he seats had given 10 uokllng the Mtelhseht
audienceo into q state Of cachnauohs
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
TALE OF rR1p1ETs AND A GOAT

From Inc PlttSDuTE buhoH"'
-. tale Of triplets and goat comes from the East
End Three children with but single Thought ana
that was TO deOdoriZc the goat Usually tnpc's F'r
% do not survive the Ills that flesh IS heir TO- one
or two arc certain to pass away. But In this cas- me
THO with one birthday lived and grew and became
strong and hearty. They Own-Or did Own-a goat
and as their sensibilities developed they realized
that the animal. by some wise provision OF nature
had been endowed with dsagceable OdOr TO
remove this stigma from their pet became the chcnshed
ambition Of the three. -,
hose was brought into reluistOn. That goat was
PLAYED upon If II were burning building, reducing
Tho unfortunate animal 30 a scmcOmaOse condition.
n was then carefully inspected, nasaly, by a com
mittea of the whole, and the disgust of the three
was great when II was found that the goat still
smellSd very goat-y. The children then assumed
that the trouble lay deeper than its hide and hair.
and that an internal application of water would be
necessary So the unfortunate animals mouth was
opened the hose inserted and the water turned on.
a little of that sort Of thing gO's a long way even
With a goat and the trio soon had lieess pet on
their hands II died martyr 10 three childrens con-
ccption of what was due, from goat, 10 the sense
OF smell.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
U,rculean strength

.,,,rauv on the strain. oyertaNed at m'ol,a s no
cav less desirable than ordinary Nisor ,,eess.
,i aIct and exercise. and abstention i'VI- ,ro.
n,gilsts and athletes rarely ssan s
d,1 ace As ordinary may be retainer U ,gaass
oa 70, sanitary living and for the protee'oS !,
Scase which timely and udieiOus medi'aVT labor.
also It may be lost through proons,a ting and drink
uninterrupted mental strain anu oupnce of q. four
being $780,. .e ana F %s'' % condition -,
way induced and for its offspring. "S Btters is the
genial ss. s Of s%s' sas s1 are %:s
ton, but Oss OF mesh and rheumatism are Dsn..a
sSa H. and liver complaint removes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
THE J,yRrKsHA FOR NEWPORT.

From The Boston sunday Heralu. ,,. .e,o-..-
Next season novel mode Of ias woPd u
non Is 10 nc iDu,nabIe side OF vehicle has hal
New apo i GT leading resort save he nrhs,ea
the japanese and nov , even are ' snhnsasc in
PEOPLE who ha nav ths queer little carriage ON Two
R 9Sg phsS by SPG ss aad G2S Ss
consists oil a hns0 cpStume however. would hers
E s daP to nrrG SS and a f% Rss DONE S q
jnrkshF ouS SHn.to, mo parSians have taken u
the b ra' hearts and and = wGn ST p sad
before Jala" P'V, Inulorne. To know how al~
around tuV reitr Young woman can be IN her j,' i,
at hi adaa@ S't R4y M rS TSe
faScln l1d 20 cart plays an important part
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
DISCIPLINE.
From The Youths Companion.

The Emperor Of Germany sitting in his room Ohs
day, heard sounds of a violent tumllt In the nu sely,
and speedily made his way 10 the scene Nhen he
entered the rOOm the Crown Prince and Prince EIiei
drew themselves up. and salutod their father ~ mo
military fashion, as their wont. -,
"What Is all this noise about y the Emperor ashu i
a little ispute sire replied the elder son anu
thought | would let my brother know Who %
Crown Prince here g..
Because ! wanted TO use the Latin Lexicon nrst'
SIRE said the Younger he slapped me" -,
Il did sire" said the elder lad, for E.tel wonid
not else believe that my rights are first IN thS
house, 80 - -,
Good - said his majesty. " sec what you mean,
and think il will be well In the same way 10 le,
YOU know what rights the Emperor, your father has
Tie Emperor proceeded accordingly I'm manner
TO impress Itself on the mind and also on the DodJ
of the young Crown Prince.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
AN EYE TO BUSINESS.


Il have Just been up in Vermont said Treasury
clerk Yesterday. 4" The natives have lost none OF hsr
cutencss. The town where | was stopping ia,
about 800 inhabitants. One Of the selcc tmeh Iu
a hardware store. and two weeks ago HIS cog Mss
bitten BY neghbors dog. II was small ehous s
matter but see what happened First. he haa ~. ~,
ncighbors dog killed then he raised the cry that ~.
dog had been mad, and had bitten other dogs. bs
selcctmen and ordered that every dog shoun an
muzzcd for forty days and the thrifty hsruwsted nid
has sold nearly 800 muzzles al ~ apece, Thongs
family dogs travel around town with fa,noas nvtbina
around their Jaws which never closed on sg .sst3
more human than a beef bone. saw D Incsing b.
that had worked his muZzle OF ana va"
around in his nOuthD
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
HE OWNED UP GRACEFULLY, AT LEAST.

From The Buffalo Express.
He was Mcking Justify on a Wcst-ave. car, because
the conductor gave him change for quarter when
ta vas certain "a had handed mp half. The con
ductnr stood the racket for awhile, then hc gave up
the quarter 10 sep IT, Next morning conductor
80 ,aeSenrer Z. How did you out with your
cash Iast Ditht?n inquired the latter. "Oh. was
nartar short Out came the cash and the Kicker ad
mitted that he must have been wrong
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

entirely draped with priceless Venetian point Tho
court-train and bodice were artistically embroid.
cred with crystal and silver tiara of diamonds,
and necklace Of row upon row Of large pearls
interminged with diamonds and rubies, com.
pleted this superb toilette.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
NO olp ANp Gowx FOE JOINS HOPKINS.

From The Baltimore sun.
The cap and gown agitation among Johns Hopkins
University students received It's death blow ycstcr-
day Al the meeting OF the class OF 90, when action I'm
oppos ton 10 the movement was taben nOtwithstand.
ing the united efforts of Messrs. > Guy Snowden and
wallace WhltelOck This prac tcay settles the ques
ton, as tho assent Of the two junior classes
given tho condition that 100 should adopt the
measure.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
WASHINGTON STORIES.
c1nrpsEs OF NOTABLE PEOPLE.

Washington Oct. 25-"I don't know now u io,is
m no hanged y said Representative OFerral OF W.T.
cinIa 10 n croup OF gentlemen few evenings ago.
~but 7 know how a man feels who has narrowly
escaped being hanged. In the late war mauo
raid with nv regiment of cavalry into that region
Of West Virginia where / born ana ra'sou' oo"o
NJ nv men either wantony or acc'deh'ahS our"eu
some harms and dwellings and large h""iooi VI
horeee and cattle were cOnfscatcd Inc anlhas "rio
,ohop Inv nv orders but ! dlsciaimed all respohs''
hnitv for the incendary acts of the men, however
-, Tho war closed warrant was Issued lot NY
80, and officers OF West Virginia came TO klch-
Ind and asked Provisional Governor Wehs that
-, do,i,.red IN them 10 be taken back TO west VIZ
tio tber. 10 be tried for the crimes committn'
Nc counsel fought vigorously against my delivery
40 r,n West Virginia authorities and brought all
possible influence the Governor 10 get nun !"
Io1tno IN honor the requlsOn. In the meantime
word reached me from home that pan was Oh Ioot
IN take me from the officers at tho s'aloh near MY
tItbnlace escort me to a large elm tree In sight OF
INV motber's residence and hang me fmallS, AZ
A., ,,ccostlon Of Governor Wells. wrote 10 "eheraI
Ct eating the circumstances of the case, ana ne
daoIdod that as I was included in the surrender Oh
o,s men at Appomattox I was not to be dehVereu
- % the civil authorities for acts committed IN
,i,o ~ war The requisiton was subsequently re-
tsed and II was unsafe for me 10 vist my oiu 'ono
uptu within a very few years past a shor. ti'ho
400 horevcr I responded to an invitation TO denver
e ,t ,ot,t mentioned FouI.h of July oratloh'
an tormer hostility toward me had vanished ana my
rocention was as cordial as l fouid nave u'S'V"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

General Joseph Bartlett, eX-minister 10 o"ouen'
makes a somewhat peculiar but interesting 0o"'io"
ton TO history. -. ,,, =. ,.o
{. Whether Charles XII of Sweien met dcath az ln'
.d ~ the enemy or Of his men has always occn a
e,,htoct Of ardent discussion by military men an"
,5orte of Swedish history" said the General a rev
To-. 400 IN a group Of officers OF the Army "hch
49, ,,iister 10 sweden he continued, the subject
EMO nm between the King of Sweden and some hish
r,uitarr officials and warmly dlScusSeu III lily
eorco The King was much Interested III inc ne
1T. and in order 10 satisfy himself ordered inc tomp
=, ho o,orad and the skull eXam mined. was present
=. Tho examination, which took place at mhnlght III
A., ola church where the aims repose near those
90 custavus Adolphus The bullet which ehded inc
no ~ Charles MI passed through the Skull IN
a;roc. limo On examining the skull was struck Dy
Tho fact that the hole in the forehead was larger
hor tho one at the base. l noticed, further' thas
,h homo of the skull where the bail passed IN 'front.'
20 erIintcred and forced outward while at the base
tho hone Of the skull was forced inward ms was
conclusive 10 my mind that the shot that hah hieo
C,horles came from behind, which was REASONABLY
orcIusive that II was fred by one OF his own Heh'
hu, whether with malicious intent or not 10 ONO
CON sav The King had very little to say on tho
subiect at the time. but it was agreed that no o''
,.rI;ct than the one mentioned correct ana am
otis6cd that il settles the controversy. NO puocd
tion however of the result Of the ihvcsuga'lo" mas
ever been made TO my knowledge, as We were picuso"
N secrecy at the time by the King
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

An Indiana man who was here this week told a
neat story about Governor Isaac p. Gray. 1t seems
that the Democratic Governor Of Indiana given a
thinner lately by a we'll known lawyer of Fort Wayne.
Half a dozen prominent citizens were invited to meet
lin. all of whom were loyal Democrats. Aftcr din
nor tbe guests adjourned to the library, where tho
host had some fair limitations of the odd masters
The Governor strolled around the room smoking his
cigar and looking at the paintings Before one he
stoned evidently pleased. He put mp his eycglass.
and after an admirng Inspection turned TO his host
" Ab-h - speaking his hosts name. :" this Is
an amiable pleasant faced lady. Ah-h, relative of
yours ?"
:" That's the sstine Madonna, Governor" replied
the host indulgently, he looked nervousy at the
other occupants of the room.
=. uerb? sister --? / didn't quito catch tho
name Now that ! look at it closely" again adjust
,, bis glass IL does resemble you slightly, but
1,1r,, know that your father had any daughters.
Nav ask is your sister ---, ah, your sister -,
,i1n,t oultc catch the name, is she still livng2"
Tho host and his other guests were convused, but
,.c ,r,e 81 intent on the picture that he did not
o,Ico q and among them they managed TO let the
I',,.o,,,o, down easy without giving him any mora
,oe,,,o inflammation about the Madonnas Relationship
10 the host
. , t,,Iv amiable face unused the Governor pochot-
49,. cha Glass MY friend here IS blessed in having
such a female relative"
t,,cr ne left the host and his guests made a com
a, rot 10 lot the story go beyond tho library walls
',t a. the host himself IS iaconteur Of tales, "a
au a. . good Democrat, It leaked out. and now, from
" I'D ~ Indiana 10 another the initiated know tho
.tory Of Governor Isaac i. Gray ana The slslnc
Madonna.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

Y Roger
heath once more. telling how "vn uls' ho'n ,ho
co,th arc going TO boss the Republican majority
in the list Congress Nobody minds Roger ana
nobody gets angry with him. In truth, he has many
warm friends among the Republicans. Sohicu'"o' no
doesn't know this un they tell him, and occasionally
he views their professions OF friendship WIN
suspicion. The other day of the new Republican
members from Kentucky was Introduced 10 'he
. tariff smashera by Representative Anderson, OF
Kansas
clam glad to know Mr. Mills" aid the Kcntuckian
extending his hand He is well known IN our
state and has many friends They all feel tha' nc
has done them a great service, ana personally ico
under great obligations 70 him."
The sage of Corsicana beamed with good nature.
Tie remarked that he, himself native Nlrglnian
and as everybody knew Kentucky had once been part
of the old Dominion Some Of his relatives lived there
now and this perhaps, had something 10 do with the
friendship entertained toward him. But a. Tor the
state being under any obligation TO hm-modestN nc
said 1.-THE people there probably exaggerated his ser
vices. The duty on hemp
lie GOT no tnthcr because the newmembet broke In
his rhapsody.
Yes. We are under obligations to you, Mr. NILS.
Nv own obligation is of the deepest kind. II 1t
hadn't been for the Mills bill couldn't have come to
Congress. My people knew all about thar DILL ana
they concluded they didn't 10 bo represented
by man who would vote for another one like It. so
they just left the Democrat al NOME anu seh' Ho "o'o
DO YOU wonder that l am your friend! If can ever
DO ANYTHING for you short of voting for your freerade
scheme Just call on me- and you will not find me I'M
grateful"
Mr. Mills laughed rather feebly. and said 1t was
a pretty GOOD Joke But whenever a new mem
her is introduced TO him and processes friendness, no
becomes suspicious and grows fey. Two or three
roaring frcc-tIadc Democrats who have tried to ex-
press their admiration have been seriously offended by
his chilllness and beginning TO wonder whether
Mills is much Of a tariff rcformcr after ALL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

The SUPERINTENDENT Of the Census comes nearer the
,,hbpc heart Of poor humanity than any other
",aI tu Washington OF all the departments his
,n. il not governed by Civil Service laws, and con-
a,.rtlv that class OF people whom Victor Hugo
.,irclv described as Les MlseIablcs' turn TO the
80 Rur,au some who apply are gentewonen
- middle age who cannot pass tvil service exams
,,nr because when they were young, girls
ht IN lac housewives aud no provision made
-, yrdowhood or adverse circumstances when they
ia Ia forced to their own and their chillrcns
ID Mr. Porter. the superintendent, there Is
,avs one question that he IS forced 10 put to ap-
i,cants that goes through them like a knife II IS
,be simne and legitimate question, What you
40 ~ Marvellous IL Is the number Of people IN the
World who have no definite idea of their own capabil.
,ues When the question doesn't bring tears, II Is
usually followed by wringng OF the hands and a
HELPLESS cannot tell,' but rarely by direct
ndeut answer one OF these cases is unmatched IN
pa,bos Mr. Porter boarded for time after coming
10 the capital at hotel where he noticed that his
waiter was unusually attentive. The man did not
seem 10 care for did he ask anything for him
self For a month this dumb admiration
carried on until finally Mr. Porter said
What Is II, Wallace You seem TO have something
on your minds
."Yes, sab, Ise ben studyin' sab. as how like nun
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

Another craze or the Parslans now is the Plaza
do Toros7 in the liuc Perogcsc. At the entrance
of the Bots de Boulogne 30 far as the spectacular
nurtion of the entertainment is concerned, there
IL nothing in Spain TO compare with the corridaS,
here Inc Plaza can accommodate 10000 more
nconle thal the celebrated Plaza Of Madrid. which
- rho largest in the Peninsula. Tn, corral and STA
blcs are appointed with unparalleled magnilicence
and the costumes and accessories are So rich and
elegant in all their smallest details tina, Paris can
honst of a show that has never been surpassed in
Injury and costliness even in the land where il
is considered the greatest national pastim,. In
adonting bufghts us a form OF amusement Paris
las sought to refine them in a characteristic French
manner and here there is nothing of the usual hor-
rors only n matchlcsS grace and beautiful mise en-
scene The cost of each corrida" is enormous,
the bulls alone costing from $500 10 $500 apiece,
while the espadas7 are paid as much as frstra
tenors The Plaza was built at an expense OF
$500 600, and il belongs to company composed
of the principal Spanish bull-brceders and OF some
wealthy "toreros' few DAYS ago eX-lueen
Isabella presided over the corrda.' surrounded by
the elite of the Spanish colony here.
Isabella has just attained her siNtieth year,
fact which was emphasized by a pleasant dinner
and reception in the evening, to which many
congratulations came. Her Majesty wore for the
occasion dress of ruby satin. the petueoat oelng
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1889-11-07
PROCLAMATION.

Whereas, the act OF the national council
Incorporating the town OF DowHingville re-
quires that al election be held on the nrst
Monday In December OF each year, for the sew
eral officers Of the government Of said town,
and whereas, said act requires the mayor Of
said town to publish the same, now therefore,
!, II. n. Trott. mayor OF tbs town OF Down
ingvlile, by authority In ne vested by said
act, do issue this nay proclamation, directing
The clerk OF the said town OF Downingvilie to
open the polls and hold or cause to be held In
manner and form prescribed by law. On cleo
tlon In said town on the nrtt Monday In de-
cember neat following the date hereof. for the
election OF one mayor and nye councillors. for
term Of once Of one year from said election.
Herein fall not aud take notice TO execute as
directed.
Given under my hand and seal Of ofiee on
thiS the lst day OF November, ISSa
". n. TROrr.
Manor noWniurVtiie
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1889-11-07

ANDY SNYDER, one of the strip
cowmon, on being interviewed re-
garding Secretary Mobiles letter
aud the report that Chief Mayes
would recommend a sale said;
81 do not believe that Chief Mayes
has written or will write a letter to
tho council advising that the land
be sold TO the government at Sl.26
per acre. lie knows and every
body els knows that the land is
worth more. / will give 90 per
acre for il, and there are other in
dividuals and corporations snx.
ious TO give that price for it,"
Wonder what makes him think
so, and We also wonder in which
pocket OF his vest Mr.. Snyder car
sios That siS, 900, 900.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1889-11-07

Col. JouS O'DAY, general man.
nger Of tho Frisco, has prepared a
bill which no will! ask congress to
pass, chartering a number Of new
railroad lines In this tcrritory, one
Of which is 10 pass through Tah-
lcquah. Tho colonel must man.
age to miss the old town Il mile or
two at least, for wO cannot think OF
having our national capital dopop-
ulatcd, and a railroad would sure
run 'em out.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1889-11-07

Ir is to be hoped that the repre-
scntatives in council from Coo.
weescoowec and Delaware districts
will not lose sight of the fact that
vinila--the incorporated town
needs some legislation. Money is
wanted TO pay city expenditures
and law is sadly needed to com.
pei the payment Of taxes. The
powers Of all incorporated towns
should be enlarged and a general
improvement Of tho system is an
nctual necessity.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1889-11-07

TnE commission appointed un.
der the act Of the last congress to
asscss damages caused by the
Rock Island railway in crossing
the Cherokee strip, made its report
last week. Ex-Gov. Samuel j.
Crawford, Of Topeka, James Bea-
con, ef Smith Center, and George
2 l., Douglass, Of Wichita, are the
commissioners. They were not
met by representatives Of the Cher
okess, but proceeded TO make an
investigation, aud reported that
the Rock Island shall have a strip
Of land for distance of sixty. one
miles Tor $50 per mile. The right
Of way is 100 feet wide, but for
every section Of ten miles a plat
200 feet long by 800 feet wide is
granted for station grounds.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1889-11-07

AA"hNtNANf u u nov ., ic,os
There has been nothing done in
either branch Of the national coun.
Gil up to date, save tho organiza.
tion Of the two houses. The sen.
ate commenced business by organ.
ming temporarily in the usual way.
II did not take long TO discover the
fact that the Downings had things
their own way and Senator Bell
was elected president OF the sen
ATE, although this course had been
practically decided upon at cav
Gus meeting Of the Downing senat.
N0rs pryor 90 tho oonvening Of the
senate. senator Ross. Of the Ma.
tional party, received the vote of
the minority. Wm. p. Hender.
son, OF Delaware district, voted
with the nownings with the excep.
sion Of one vote he cast for NJ.
Daniels. Of Vinila, for clerk. A. II.
Norwood, Of Chelsea, was chosen
as chief clerk while Rlueford
Downing, Of Tslllequah, got the
assistant elerkship. VIM. Mayes,
Pc Delaware district. and John
.Wcloh. Of Saline. district, were
Nlecscd az interpreters. George
SANDERS (Soggyl, Of Saline district,
gives notice that he will contest
the scat Of Mr.. Swimmer, while
Bird Jones. Downing. of the same
district. will ask for the seat OF
Henry Ross. National. Also.
Wolf Coon. National. will contest
lhe election of Mr.. Mhitmirs,
senator elecs irom Coingsnake dis
Iflel on the Downing lckol.
rllg corNca.
The lower house ala not perfect
~ organization lo,day and an ad
||u,nment was ordered until To-
IbessNv lTuesdasl morning, when
llss Downings win elect a speaker,