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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1889-10-16

az have used Ayers Cherry Pectoral
in my family for thirty years and have
ALWAYS found it the best remedy for
Group, to which complaint my children
have been subject. - Capt. U. Carley,
Brooklyn, N. Y.
"From an experience of over thirty
years in the sale of proprietary nedi-
cines, feel justified in recommending
Ayers Cherry Pcctoral. One of the
best recommendations OF the Pectoral is
the enduring quality of its popularity, it
being more salable now than it was
twenty-five years ago, when its great
success was considered marvellous. -
Il. S. Drake, NJ. D., Beliot, Kans.
"My little sister, four years Of age,
was so i'll from bronchitis that we had
almost given up hope Of her recovery.
Our family physician, skilful man and
of large experience, pronounced it use
less to give her any more medicine
saying that he had done all it was pos
sible to do, and we must prepare for the
worst. AS last resort, we determined
to try Ayers Cherry Pectoral, and can
truly say, with the most happy results.
After taking few doses she seemed to
breathe easier, and, within week, was
out Of danger. We continued giving the
Pectoral until satisfied she was entirely
well. This has given me unbounded faith
in the preparation, and / recommend 1t
confidently to my customers. 20. y.
Lepper, Druggist, Fort Wayne, Ind.
For Colds and Coughs, take
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1889-10-16

A peculiar industry has sprung up
near Albany since 1888: that of supply
ing crushed stone for asphalt and mac
adamized roads. The quarry from which
the stone is taken is operated night and
day. One thousand tons of rock day
are crushed and $50 cars are used in
transporting the fragments Of rock to all
parts Of the country. New York Tribune
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1889-10-16
SETTLE UP!

The Books of E. II. Schanck are in the hands of
M. J.. Trimmer for immediate collection. Per-
sons indebted on said books will save costs and
further trouble by prompt settlement.
Aug. q. 1850.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-12
Sauss It. &an0Wtrtbi6aft
8araffin arbe se9en
Seu6ti9feit.

Cine Yarafiinl6luns in i6werem
Steinfublentbeer0l ei9net ii6 ppr5is=
lid gum Gnitri6 BON Sduiern, ing
beionoere fiir biejeni9en Mauern,
melde Der ginwirfuns bes @etters
bauptla6li9 ausseiebt finb. @iel=
fa6e bieBbe5iisli6e @er1u6e an feu9z
ten Mauern saben ein 5ufrieoenftelz
lenbes &eiultat. In tape5irten Mau<
err1, tpel6e friiber bel na1iem @etter
INNER auf Seudtisfeit mieien, fonnte
man nod Inmenouns obisen Mittels
feline meiteren Spuren entbeden.
Wan felt iib Die 2Diuns ~folsenoerz
maBen fer: 1 She'll Baraffin in 2
bis 8 Sbeilen Steinfoblentbeer6l bel
mdBiser 9ibe 5u idmel5en. Man
muB ni6t 5u wenis Del nebmen, baz
nit Die 2D1un9 na6 benz grfalten
ni9t 1todt. Tim Die 261uns tpdbrenb
Der Nnmenoune inner seniisenb
fli1its 5u erbalten, muB bas @efaB,
in tpel6em 1i6 bie1elbe befinbet, mdb<
reno bieier 3eit in beibem @af1er
iteben; insbe1onoere empfieblt ii9 Die
Inmenbun9 an uarmen Ta9en, tpenn
Die Stei1te re6t troden liub. IS senii9t
sew6bnli6 ELM Gn1tri6.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-12
Cine cute @ unbal e
il r0as Gieh.

Gs sibt Ser Gr5neimittel in Siine
unb Siiqe fir 8unben, aaein feline
1T 10 cus9e5ei6net fir ale duBerli=
6en @unoI6aOen am Gieb, mie &C.
rabe na61tebenoe Salbe, beren 8e=
reituns, Inwenbun9 unb grfolse
man bel BEN Wubame6anern fennen
selernt bat. Die 8ereituns Der Salbe
1T einfa6, mie au6 Die ba5u senom=
menen 8eitanbtbeile. sic beItebt
aus S6ieBpulper unb Sett, nobel
er1teres, fein pulperi1irt, benz Set
untermii6t pirb. Die Mubamebaz
ner nebmen 5a bieiem 3wed ni6t
S9weinefett, ionOern Sammeltals.
9o6 1T bas unmelentli6, unb per=
uenoet man eben1o gut S9weinefett,
ba bas Sett nur als ginbemittel 81
betro6ten 1T. 9ie I'M S6ieBpuloer
entbaltenen Tbeile, &oble uno Sal=
peter, m:rfen antileptil9, 3. +. arbei<
ten benz SdulniBproceb entsesen.
Wenn iid 3. 9. 8feroe in folse itar>
fen S6meiBes numb 9erieben baben,
10 1T ni9ts better als Die Salbe, Die
ni9t nur Die munben Steqen l9nell
beilt, iOnbern audi an ben baarlolen
Steaen sldn5enbes Sell er5eust, BEG.
9aarwuds berporruft. 5erner, tpenr
man Sferoe I'M CONNER, ielbit penn
iie 9eianb iino, nit bteIer Salbe gut
unb 1ie 0arauf in Der
nit Seife uno 8irlte ab<
mdi6t, 10 befommet iie ni6t MIR Elm
sldn5enbes 5ea, %ionbern weroeu bon
unb anbern Suieften tpenis
Ooer fait gar ni6t beldltist. Gnen
9anbmtrtben lit oiel e Salbe 5um &C.
5u empfeblen, Die Elm Sober iid
Ielblt bereiten fann.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-12
8 ii tun9b es @etreioes
an ben 6 6iittb6ben.

BUR 2iiftun9 Oes @etreibes auf
BEN S6iittb0ben bat man uielfa9 Die
Drainage empfDblen. @em6bnli9
orainirt man Die @%etreibearten ber<
art, baB ntarl nit 5iemli6 enset
DrainrDbren BON Son in per16iebe<
men &i6tunsen @dnse beritelt, 10
baB Die 2uft binburdltreiden fann.
Sebo6 1T es babel Elm Sebler, uenn
man Die Drainr6bren ale ~bori5ontal
lest, benn Der bamit bauptld6li6 be-
ablidtiste 2uftburd5us fommt auf
bieIe @eile gu wenis CUR @eltuns;
i'm sSale elmer Grmdrmuns i'm Sr~
nerrt bleibt Die parme 2uft bod lei9t
barin Iteden. Sc lit beBbalb als
cine melentli9e 8erbeiieruns Der &c
MISUNDERSTANDING an5uleben, men1,
man babel Die 0rainr6bren nidt
burdsdnsis b~ori5ontal lest, ionbern
audi peri6ieoene Neisunssridtunsen
in Gnmenbuns brinst. 9as bei1pielsz
weiie BON auBen biz 5ur Mitte bes
@etreibebaufens boriSontal seleste
9rainrobr loa BON oa an eine in Die
96be iteisenbe 8idtuns annebmen,
bamit bel elmer inreren 9emperatur=
uerdnberuns elm Stei9en ober Senfe1
bes 2uf1tromes unb bamit eine err
leidterte 2uftbemesun9 it%attfinoe.
n~eberbaupt iino bel elmer lolden
Drainage seraoe Die nidt bori5onta<
len &obritrdnse, alis Die idief1iesen@
ben, bon beIun0erer 8irfuns rnb be-
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-12
8a6s9lan5 ii 8lanf=
leber.

so @ramm Seife unb eben 10 piel
gil6lerleim werben, jeoes fir 1i6,
nit unsefabr eir1em balben Sitter
8alier ein9epei6t. Nad einisen
Stun0en fodt man ben 2eim unb
9ibt Die SeifenlDluns allmdbli6
Oarunter unO fo6t 10 lan9e, biz aud
Oas 8a6s aufgel0it 1T. Gum S6luB
riibrt man mod etuas aienrub Elm,
ldBt es erfalten nnb trdgt bann ben
Slang biinn auf.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-12
DER Wunnerer.

aeusruns, baB gar man6en bielergett
bitter nnb 8ettbiiterinen bur6 bic
einfa6Iten, nit ausbauer uno 8iinft=
li6feit fortselebtem @aiieranmen=
bunsen mieoer auf Die 8eine au BEL
fen mdre.)
(Sortiebuns fulst.)
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-12

ionoerm 8ertbe; jebo6 f6nnen iie
in einem 3beil immerbin auf Der
entsesenseiebten Seite bort5ontal
anslaufen. Ni6torainirte @eritez
nno @etreioebaufen ueroen lei9t
oumpf tuenn iie nidt bdufis setuen<
bet nn0 qeliiftet mer0en.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-12
By Oas falte &pllba0 ii
&ranfe.

Sci ben ein5elnen&ranfbeiten miro
senau anse9eben, mann unb mie oft
es CUR gerwenDuns fpmmen luu.
Sour eini9e 8emerfunsen BON mebr
a~llsemeiner gtat1r m69en bier lire
Stelle finben. gine frdftise Matur,
elm selunber Srsanismus lit i'm
itanoe, Die &ranfbeitsitufe, melde
li6 anieben wo0en, ielbit aus5ul6ei=
BEN. Dem franfen unb bur6&ranfz
beit sel6wddten S6rper muB mal,
beilprinsen, i'm unterltiiben, DAP er
anfanse, bieie Grbeit lelblt wie0er 5a
tbun. gielfa6 seidiebt bieie rnter=
ltiibuns our6 bas falte gonbao, bas
in iul6em Sale als portrefai6e
&riide Ober Stab ais &rdftisunss=
mittel bient. 9ie 9auptanmenbung
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-12

Sbige geotnsun9en fnb, nie man iebt, slei6 Der Nfietbe, uelhe mn
in Der Staot fr bteelben Sdnir 5ablt. &io, ,parum Ntebe 5abfen,
menn man Ielbit 9ausbeiber iGn fann.
genn man ninlbt, 4fb etnen gaupab in CT. Saul 8arf gu faufer,
10 itO mir bereit, bic pO0tdnoisen 8uupGne, na6 eepinibhr Grdiectur
ourb nnieren arbtteeen angfert9t fofenfret 5u lieern, 10 bB
wenn man bauen min, man fb Die lnabncbml6feien bes lan9engsartens
erpart.
@enm man bouen min, 10 oerfaufen mir bs @runoesentbuma uf eie
8afs BON Sebn YrOcent baar, Gft in 3abunsen BON elm Groc. monatlid5.
Deie @e1esenbet miro muir tu3e Bit a%nsebOten, aGO tbut man gut,
ioprt oa5ufrosen unD f9 cine 2Ot bOrt a%as3n~dblen, auf welde man cine
baut it, asuts, Dis ibr sisenes Sous bauen, oerfaufen mir Bic SOts u sbb
waren NIT Der 8o9luns Bis es i6nen sefdaie it,
"a nniere Office 1T 0ienitass uno 9Onnertoss abenos bon Z big
9 lbr seDHnet, fir 1olde, Die .udbrenb bes Cages ni6t porlpreden f5nnen.
Denen, Die peri0nli9 nibt oorOmumen f6nnen, lenben mir unieren
gerfaufr, Der germ aMe Snformation ertbeien pirb.
genn man fanfen min, 10 nirb es uns freuen, Dem &Gufer bs 2nb
tOftenfrei 5u uissn. @s laufen % Muor.8ase tisGd, obne Biz resutdren
.3nse swiiben Dem Union Depot uno 81. Saul 4art, pa Chicago, Bur-
las On & gortbern gienbabn. Sabrpres 6 Gents aui EXTRA 8i0ets
@eau ipre6e por Ober abreffre an Die
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15
Marriage in the Future

Good Minister "a married man.
you wish to marry this woman
Mani do.
Minister-Do you wish to marry this
man?
Woman do.
Minister-Do you like the city a. n
place OF residence.
Man-No, ! prefer the suburbs.
Minister-Do you like tls suburbsl
Woman-No, indeed, | prefer the
city.
Minister-Are you vegetarian in
diet
Man-No; hate vegetable. live
on beef.
Woman-I can: Dear meat. am a
vegetarian.
Minister DO you like u sleeping
room well ventilated?
Man-Yes; | want the window way
down summer and winter.
Minister-Do you like so much fresh
air?
Woman-No; it would Kill me. |
want all windows closed.
Minister-Do you like light in the
room?
Man-No; can't sleep with light
in the room; want it dark.
Minister-Are you afraid in the
dark?
Woman-Indeed ! am; | have al
ways had bright light in my room.
Minister-Do you like many bed
clothesy
Man-All can pile on.
Minister-Do you?
Woman-No; they sulIocate me.
Minister-I hereby pronounce You
man and wife, and may the good Lord
have mercy on your souls
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15
How Wounded Men Behave.

Ina letter To the Chicago Leader
General Franz Sigel writes; III n sol
dier il wounded his behavior depends
on the manner In which he wounded
and whether he IL of n quiet or excit-
able temper. Flesh wounds received
in action are in many cases not felt at
all until the blood comes aud the man
gets exhausted When bone IL
struck the shock is great and l. fol
lowed 10y acute pain. have seen
poor fellows struck In the breast by
Minnie balls remain Ia action for
minutes, then sinking on their knees
or falling on their faces. Not all such
wounds are mortal. Sergt. Ture, of
the Twelfth Missouri, received ball
which went right through both tenn
plies, and he lived for years afterward;
a soldier who was shot through the
left lung lived for whole year; Gen.
Shields was shot i'm the breast In Mex
leo and lived TO nh advanced age. The
worst hits OF course are those 10y can.
ister and round shot, aud ARE mostly
mortal. They take of legs or arms
or head OF a man, a was the ease
with captain OF "A Southern battery
in the battle Of Pea Ridge Spllnters
Of shells are less dangerous, but when
thrown into groups and columns may
disable many men. A single shell
from Paixhan gun. sent from Fort
Duncan, Maryland Heights. against n
group Of Southern horsemen. killed
Gen Lewis and wounded or killed 10
Of his companions. ] have heard
wounded soldiers Rroaning under
great pain, but never heard them
crying out or using profane language.
When halting on horseback on the
right OF the 24th Massachusetts, In the
battle Of New Market, the regiment
was under fire at close range for about
40 minutes, losing 200 men In killed
and wounded, but not loud cry was
heard by those that were wounded.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15
He Was Put OF Gently.

Yes, there are plenty of dead beats
still trying 10 travel on their shape, re-
marked an old railroad conductor
when asked the question the other
day, but the number is nothing COM
pared TO ten years ago. They are
sharper, however, and one must be up
TO snuff TO checkmate them"
What is their favorite schemes"
Many of them try what is called the
preacher dodge For instance. when
| left Philadelphia the other day /
came along TO a passenger who had
his nose buried in a pocket Bible. He
had passed the gates in the depot by
purchasing a ticket for the first sta
ton, but he intended 10 get TO New
York. As took up his ticket | spot
ted him for shady, and was not sur
prised 10 find him still aboard when
We had passed his station. When |
asked for his ticket he said | had
taken il up. which was true, but when
| demanded his check he whispered;
~ belong TO the cloth and am on
my way TO New York. had the mis-
fortune TO lose my purse in Philadel-
phia. have friends in the city and
will pay you tomorrow. Please give
me your name and address.
80 you are Clergyman asked.
Yes, sir
What denominations
Baptist
"'Since wheny'
For fifteen years. sir.
being Baptist, you must believe
in the Gospel according To ST. john
Certainly, sir. All! bless the dear
Saint
Very well. Now give me the first
verse Of the first chapter of John.
He scratched his head. cleared his
throat, looked up aud around, and
finally said:
Say, old man, put me of gently,
as / have boil on my left leg"
Two weeks later | found him on
my train again. He had "a through
ticket. and was reading novel. As
took up his ticket asked
"'Can you remember that verse to-
day.
Yes, sir he laughed. 1t Is: \
fool and his money are soon parted
Il think he was confidence man. "
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15
She Came Down.


4 young lady gave her skating ca
perience a. follows:
You ought to have seen me, said
the vivacious young lady 10 the min
ister I'D just got my skates on and
made start, when came down on
my"
"Maggier' said her mother.
What Oh, II was too funny One
skate went one way and the other
t'otber way, and down ! came on
IN"
Margaret reprovingIy spoke her
father
We'll, wbat' They seooted from
under me, and down came on my"
Margaret yelled both the pa
rents.
ION my little brother. who had me
by the hand. and liked TO have smashed
him. Now, what Il the mstterf"
The girls mother emerged from be-
hind the coffeepot. sigh of relief es-
capped from the minister, and the old
gentleman turned the conversation
TO the canal subject.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15
Sad Situations.

l remember being taken by my
mother when / was child TO see n
poor woman who was dying OF a can
Ger. The disease was eating its way
TO vital part and her doctor had
given her month as her utmost litnit
Of life. She was preparing for her
end in a way that seemed practical
and prosaic enough, but that struck
me as pathetic in its self-forgetfulness.
She was sitting up in bed. with bas-
ket beside her, finishing up the family
mending, showing her eldest daughter
-on whose thirteen year-old shoulders
the burden OF household care was
soon TO fall-how TO fell down seams
in the little brothers knee patches
and how 10 darn the heel OF fathers
sock SO that he would never feel the
difference. She had impressed upon
the girl how To make her fathers IA
vorite potato pone, how 10 manage
her young sister when she got into
the sulks, what to do for her father
when he had his periodical ilt OF
cramps-and everything else she
could think of that would insure COM
fort i'm the humble home she was leav-
ing. She had all the work planned
which she would do during the short
span OF life that was given TO her.
Her burial clothes were folded away
i'm a drawer with sweet basil leaves
among them. | was reminded OF the
incident 10y reading In a paper re-
Gently Of a man in Milwaukee who Is
preparing for something that is even
more terrible than death-insanity.
He will be violently insane In few
weeks. and he knows it. Some time
ago his skull was fractured; "A gristle
was fast forming about the cracked
edges, which will surely press upon
the brain and make him n maniac.
lie talks calmly and nationally OF his
approaching fate, and spends every
moment Of his brief term OF sanity In
making provision for his family when
he shall no longer be able To care for
them
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15
SHEPHERDSTOWN W. VA, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1885,
A BARREL OF WHISKEY.

A drayman rolled forth from his cart to the
street,
A red-headed barrel, well bound and COM
plete,
And on it red letters, like forked tongue of
flame,
Emblazoned the grade, number, quality,
fame.
OF this world renowned whiskey from some
body's still,
Who arrested the grain on the way to the
mill.
So there stood the barrel delivered, but
Could see that a shadow was lowering nigh.
A sulphurous shadow grew, as gazed,
To the form of Mephisto. Though sorely
amazed,
yentured to question this imp Of the realm.
Where Vice is the Pilot, with Crime at the
Helm;
Ard asked him politely his mission TO name
And If he was licensed to retail the same
Identical barrel of whiskey which he
Was fondly surveying with demonic glee.
"Oh never handle the stuff" he replied.
MY partners mortal are trusty and tried;
Mayhap, peradventure. you might wish TO
look
At the invoice completed will read from
this book.
You will find that this barrel contains some-
thing more
Than forty-two gallons Of whiskey galore"
And ere could slip but another word In,
He checked II off gaily. this cargo OF sin:
"A barrel of headaches. of heartaches, of
woes;
A barrel OF curses, a barrel of blows;
A barrel of tears from world weary wife:
A barrel OF sorrow, a barrel OF strife;
a barrel OF a. -unavaiiing regret;
A barrel of care and barrel of debt;
A barrel OF crime and barrel OF pain;
A barrel Of hopes ever blasted and vain.
A barrel OF falsehood, a barrel OF cries
That fall from the maniac's lips as he dies:
barrel Of agony, heavy and dull;
barrel OF poison-of this nearly full;
A barrel OF poverty, ruin and blight;
A barrel of terrors that grow with the night
A barrel of hunger a barrel OF groans;
A barrel OF orphans most pitiful means;
A barrel of serpents that hiss as they pass
From the bead on the liquor that glows In
the glats.
My barrel My treasure ! bid thee farewell
Sow ye the foul seed, will reap 1t In Hell'
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15
simpIined.

''Of what denomination are de
childg" asked an old colored preacher
OF a young couple who had brought
an infant 10 him for baptism.
''Sahr' said the young father, eyi-
IDENTIFY perpIexed by the word de
nomination"
Il ared you oh what denomination
de chile war" repeated the minister.
a little severely.
The parents looked af each other
in evident confusion for a moment:
then the father stammered out: Il
I-doesn't know what yo' mean by
denomination sah.r
"Hough, yo' don'tf' replied the
preacher. scorDfully. Well, den. III
simplify ii 'cordig to 70 ign'snce 30
yor kin understand Il: Are de chile .
boy or gal chilef'
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15
In Good Form.

At an official dinner a few nights
ago distinguished society belle from
New York. one Of McAllister's four
hundred, was observed TO handle the
wing OF chicken with her fingers,
and afterwards nibbled a 'drumstick''
the same way without the use OF a
knife or fork. Some OF the Cabinet
and administration ladies, only one of
whom belongs TO the four hundred.
marvelled at this, and thought IL
showed lack Of breeding The one
authority. Mrs. Whitney, remarked
that the action Of the young lady was
in perfect good form.
The list Of things that can be eaten
from the fingers is on the increase. IL
includes all bread. toast. tarts. and
small cakes. celery and asparagus,
when served whole. a. IL should be,
either hot or cold: lettuce which must
be crumbled in the fingers and dipped
in salt or sauce; olives, 70 which fork
should never be put any more than
knife should be used on raw oysters;
Strawberries, when served with the
stems on, a. they should be. are
touched to puIverized sugar; cheese
in all forms except Brie or Roquefort
or Cumbefort, and fruit Of all kinds.
except preserves and melons. The
latter should be eaten with spoon or
fork. In the use Of the fingers great
er indulgence is being shown, and you
cannot, II you are well bred, make
any very bad mistake in this direc-
tion, especially when the finger bowl
stands near you and the napkin u
handy Washington Post.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15
Eggs, Butter, Fowls, Corn, Wheat,
Hay, Shingles!

IRON AND BONES taken in exchange for
goods and pay the highest cash price. Any
one having Horses or Cattle for sale will do
well 10 leave word with me, as Ian often
called on by stock dealers for Information.
will often buy stock myself Don't FORGET the
place, UVILLA STORE, where you can ex-
change your wheat for one Of the Best Grades
OF Flour, the MILLVILLE ROLLER FLOUR,
which We exchange for wheat or will sell for
cash. Flour always on hand.
Truly Yours,
GsJ STRIDER.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15

An old fellow in Wisconsin town
who has been running a private bank
for some years, was recently requested
TO publish some sort Of a statement.
So he posted the following on the door
of his bank: Notice. This ere bank
has got $50, 900 behind her. She don't
owe nobody cussed cent Good pa
per discounted, as heretofore, and no
body proposes to cut sticks for MeIi-
co or Canada"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15
IMPORTANT NOTICE.

My stock OF Dry Goods, Notions. Hats and
Caps, Boots and Shoes, both leather and @um;
Hardware. Queensware, Tinware, Carpets
and Mattings, Tobacco, Groceries, is full.
will sell you a nice bright Vanilla Drip TO-
iOc per gallon, y. q. Syrup eOc. will sell my
entire stock at rock bottom prices, and do not
propose TO be undersold by any. l will also
purchase CALVES, TURKEYS and CHICK
EMS, and will pay the highest cash price for
Calves and Chickens in quantities. will 20
to the house and get them and pay the cash
for them. l will take all kinds Of produce,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15

Did God make the baby, pay''
Yes, Willie
About what does he charge for a
kid like jimmy
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15

A deaf mute church has been ded-
icated in Philadelphia A fellow could
snore all through the service and dis
turb nobody.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15

No one has ever yet been able TO
explain why kiss is such pleasant
thing. but the subject il being con-
stantIy investigated.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15

THE churn must go" says an agris
cultural exchange. OF course it must,
in order that the butter may come.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15

AlittIe girl who had often been
amused by her fathers watch leiA her
head ON his breast and suddenly book
ing up said: '.Oh, mammal! papa goes
tick tick, too"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15

SCISSORS!-Large fine. steel Shears; Em-
- brodery scissors; Button-hole Scissors
fitted To cut any size hole; Pocket Scissors !;
Folding Scissors-all OF the finest steel and
sold very low, at
MCMUHAN'S.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-02-15

a little girls view OF it: Minerva
was the Goddess of Wisdom: she new
er married