The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1889-01-09
ALL KINDS OF NOSES.
Different Shapes Of she human Rfobosi
and What They Signify.

appears at first sight The human nose
Is fuil OF character. In cases where a
nose has been lost character has been
lost with it 1t cannot be permanently
and successfully disguised This led
70 the remark about an llnmistakable
thing as PLAIN as the nose on your
face. The nose was originally in
tended as an organ for conveying to
the brain the delicate sense OF SMELL
ing. Its uses have in many instances
been perverted Sayages bore holes in
tneir noses ana hang Jewelry on them
Dlrty Old men put sntld In their noses.
IL Is an abuse oil nature. "a sneeze IS
an Involuntary effort OF nature TO blow
out OF the nose the snuff the dirty old
man mas put IntoIt When a gentleman
men say HE has a sausage up his
nose. Policemen know what they
mean by such language, but In some
way 1t goes that drunken man is an
onense 70 the nose.
Sone men TAX considerably through
tner nose. some yocallsts seem to
sing through the nose. 1t becomes an
nnmus1cl instrument nasal kazoo
-When " Is snored through is a
nuisance when poked into the business
OF people VINO 90 not own II
see the man with the sharp, long,
rounded nose, IKE the beak OF an
eagle. ne ls combanye man who
wants @ argue the case and wants TO
nave ms own way. Like the Dlru OF
l freedom, ne wants lloerty OF plnlons.
Inc eagle nose Is strong In character.
~ sReaks Tor ltsen. It stands up for
iIsen, ano VIII not DC snupped or sat
uo NM upon.
me h 70 nose Is also f1l, OF CHAR
acter. II Is out OF place and looks I'M
1nIappy ON the race OF the modern dude.
~ !ooke9 grana on inc tace oil the
ancient ROMANS IA =, Ior %nlch races II
was maze. was IN harmony with
ruggeu men WIG h:o decision no OF CHAR
49, Lno.l mean. Dtlsl5s. mere coula
l nav: Deeu no grede Ssessar WIN an an, M
saela tuineu Wy OF Ltle I'm
. nose; 11 Look at pictures OF Wasnlng-
Dom' M:9iilngvoh, NG1ol con OF "hom
Sou IN, aiu you WI llllu tllat great
M u Iel, ..au 80. :: n.'sss.
:. ais,,a..S =, 1850, ne: y E0pu uose: ~
Is Is e always IN IN kseplng WIN the race.
:! = III .lie iae vi Deautli vi Ie"ess u
10 oeau sun enu ySt u speaks OF It's
T TIC. am ana oflgl1' however family.
anu T ms anu Gums ii anu Ioreneads
ing now tne nose Is an open oook on
written,
The African nose IS Hat and open.
IT'S warm country nose, open for an
engagement with any air. 1t looks
iazX, and Is not line
1heTe are no perfect noses away
from me marble features OF statuary.
1hey were not handed down to the
modern 6reeKs.
Just now the cornmerc1al nose Is OF
most importance: In emma and ia
pan the commerclal men who sample,
CLASSIFY ana 3uy teas are called tasters.
1hey shouId pc calIed smeIlers. they
could not begin to do their work if they
sipped ana swallowed samples OF all
the tea they passed upon. The stom-
acns would not hoid enough and the
samplers WouIo ole. Iney depend
upon then noses and base their
opinions on the aroma oil the steamlng
beverages. Their noses never go back
on them.
Samplers OF wines and OF coffee rely
upon the nose, and It ls the same way
WIN WIN sugar men: Inc expert sugar
broker trades on the Judgment OF his
nose syI, anu ne rarely gets le1t
Inc tvIt:ae L.ltiltli nose 81 mas h u
llI1e "erkfng US way dnrough THIS
, Mort9. II Is al! t a1 IILcant' shape
fess tling mnen ~ iliSt 'ti1Pears on t,ie
Iece on Daoy anu seems I o ie 70 pc
piiicneu ireqlellLly py Tue aInpltlous
.tt ai ~ N 1ne mn nurseries,
peeh-a-poo Iauy VlsIlpr. Inen come
n mn .li1 i!Se mtiIn IL 70
Er ON up: lae il:tAe Io 9 VINO wears
II rams over On II anu pumps II; per
maps olStlS n! II IN rol4lng down
s!alrs OF !alIihg gu! OF me paoy car
rage "nlte nurse illrlS WIN the ponce,
man. La!er tne mule thlng Is pressed
against WINDOW panes ana worn away
iooking at Cnrlstmas toys IN shops or
at the chndren the little nose owners
would Ike to be playing with IN the
streets. Then comes the scratches and
hurts noses receive in the battle of life,
bearing its blows and bruises. Per
haps one Is fated to be placed along
side OF cross eye, and TO be uncom-
fortabIy stared at during waking
hours. And then when eyes become
dim and weak their obGging neighbor,
the nose, standing by and between
them, must hold for old eyes spec
tacles on its bridge and get no thanks
for it, because eyes do not think and
cannot imagine the nose helps them
see. Pale in death the nose goes away
to the tomb with all that is mortal of