Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-04-15
NOTES AND NOTIONS.
Many Matters of Much and Little Moment
Tersely Trented.


Many Matters of Much and Little Moment
TerseIy Treated.
'TcE cream for two."
FLY timeZthe trout is in season.
A SPRING romance-The hunted house.
MEssRs. RITTER and Conley went to Chi
cago.
EVEN a philosopher can't always philoso-
phize.
IT is to be hoped Gabriers trump win not be
q club.
D. P. REIGHARD and VIM. Witherow went
to New York.
The man might have been rooted to the
spot, but he couldn't leave,
WHEN the old gent comes In at the door her
love flies out of the window.
THE bouquet of wine is reflected in the
bloom of the drinkers face.
SECRETARY NOBLE has quit talking, but
Wanamaker goes on forever.
MRS. EAsTEND calls her husband Theatri-
Gals because he is SO fly by night.
JAIL services were conducted by Rev. David
Jones, of the Old Home Church.
THOSE alleged jokes about Cleveland being
still in the soup are becoming Cruel.
ACTRESS proteges of the Prince of Wales
deny there is no royal road to wealth.
THE extensive works of Hubbard Co., de-
stroyed by fire last week, are being rebuilt.
THOMAS GIBBS house on Beltzhoover ave-
nue. was slightly damaged by fire yesterday.
PHILIP RoHAN, prominent st. Louis iron
man, is at the Seventh Avenue with his wife.
TEXT for Wanamaker: II shall raise mp
profit from among my brethren" Deut 1915
SOME men are born great, others are reject
ed by the Senate and some are arrested for
libel
WHEN the Allies win game" as a topical
song would knock out the letter that never
came.
TwENTY-cENT ginghams are to be the rage
this summer. The men will still stick to their
hannels.
MRS. MCKEE has bought pet alligator.
An alligator is saurian, and baby Mckee is a
sorrowinl
THEY probably say that poets belong to GER
tain schools, because their minds run in the
same channel.
SENATOR SPooNER says journalism is one
of the learned professions. Senator Spooner
Is gentleman.
A WESTERN poet plaintively asks for a
rhyme with Chicago. What's the matter with
''whole hog or
JAY GOULD says he is not going to live in
England Jay doesn't live in any country. He
lives on, or on IL.
A TORN coat may be mended, bnt the scar
will remain; an apology may be rendered, but
the hurt is the same.
A WATER main at the corner of Duquesne
| Way and Fifth street broke last night, and
some damage was done.
TEN drunks, Is disorderlies and vags were
given their dues by Justice Gripp at Central
station yesterday morning.
THE man who can forget his failures and re-
member his successes. can probably do SO be-
cause he has so few to remember.
SHoRTsToP WARD says he doesn't object to
having his wife return to the stage. He thinks
he can pick up living for himself.
EXTREMES meet even in the Presidential
chair There was too little baby in the last ad.
ministration, and there Is too much in this.
PHILLIP MAcKIN. Louis Choen and William
| Rogers were arrested for indulging in free
| fight on the river bank near Painters mills.
A HORSE of ]. ]. McGinuis dropped dead on
| Soho street Saturday afternoon. The citizens
are complaining that the body has not been re-
moved.
| WANAMAKER says an angel will count the
votes cast for prohibition. Nevertheless, Af1e-
gheny county will have few election inspect
ors around.
THE portiere of the Columbus Club caught
| fire last night, but it was thrown out of a win
dow before anything farther was damaged. An
| alarm was sent in.
| Miss ADA. GRAY as the star and EAST
Lynne" as the bill will doubtless draw crowded
houses at Harris Theater this week. 1t is said
| she has an excellent company.
THE story that two Maine maidens blew out
| the gas before retiring in Bangor hotel is
plausible enough, but the statement that they
| refused to allow man to come in and turn II
off will scarcely be believed.
WILLIAM ]. GILL, John Ralshouse and n.
1 Staving are candidates for the position OF
| steward of the Allegheny City Home Mr..
| Gill; a lifelong resident of Allegheny, is backed
by numerously signed petition.
A MUSICAL and literary entertainment and
art exhibition will be given in the Mcclure
| Avenue Presbyterian Church. Woods Run,
| April l9 and 20, under the auspices of the In.
vincible Council, No. 80. Jr. o. U. A. M.
]. B. SMITHS grocery store, at No. 3S9 Beaver
avenue, was entered by thieves at an early hour
yesterday morning. They carried off tobacco
tobies and a lot of canned goods that amounted
| to about S35 They gained entrance by jimmy
| ing open the back door.
THE girl stood on the street car steps, whence
all but she had fed. A look of grief was on
her face a bonnet on her head. A bonnet OF
the latest style, rugged out with furbelows, but
while we gazed > pearly tear stole down hel
saucy nose. Her hustle was way out of shape
| her banglets out of curl. A very serious thing
| indeed had broken up the girl. A few short
words will tell the tale why she is driven daft
She has no umbrella, and twill probably rair
| this aft