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Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21
JOHN REDMOND HAPPY.
He Receivers His Reason and Lost Child al
tine Same Moment

CHICAGO, Feb. S.-I.ittle six-year-oli
Annie Redmond. who was kidnapped
nearly "a year ago, and for whom
search was made nearly parallelinl
that for the lost Charlie Ross, was
returned to her home this morning by
a singular chance. The strangest fea-
ture of the case is that the child has
never been outside of the city, vast at
one time since the Kidnapping the sub
ject oi court proceedings and for two
months past has been in public insti-
tuition. \ Mrs. Harper went to-day
To the Home for he Friendle-s looking
for Il child to adopt, and was attracte ed
by n little girl IN the school room
whose face was very familiar. On
making inquiries of the child she was
told her name was Flora Gurley. Mrs.
Harper persisted in her questioning
and the little girl finally said her
papa's right name was ".Iohn Red
monJ.' Mrs. Harper, who had been
Il nelghbor of the Redmond family.
then ascertained what had attracted
her. Mrs. Redmond was summoned
aud the little girl taken home. II will
be remembered her father. after vainly
prosecuting his search for months.
became demented as II result of the
strain on his mind and few weeks
ago was sent to an asylum. When the
little girl was discovered to-day friends
We're dispatched to the asylum to
bring the father home, in the hope
that the sight of hischid would rest ore
his mind, it being weak only on that
subject. Redmond arrived this even
ing. and the judgment OF the physicians
was not at fault. When he discovered
his child he was overcome with grief
Lifting her in his arms and kissing hel
II hundred times, his sanity was re
stored.
Ihe lit le glrl Mas Ia ken to The uomi
OF the FriendleSs last month by ar
officer of the Humane society. Sh,
had been with II family named curley
living on list street, passing for theiI
child. Gurley had frghtfulIy NAL
treated her, compelling her to do hard
work about the house and beating her
society officer was summoned by u
nelghDOf, II woman VINO had ulscON'
cred The child tied down in the cellar
after having been beaten. Gurley was
arrested, but on the plea that his wife
was near confinement and that his
presence ut home was absolutely nee.
essary, the heavy fine against him wa.
suspended. The little girl, however
was taken from them and placed in
the nome. There seems to he no
doubt she was abducted by the Gun.
leys, though why it is not known
They have disappeared from the To-
cality in which they lived, but Wig
orous search will be made for them
Why the little child never disclosed
her identity until questioned by Mrs
Harper j. another of the mysterie.
connected with this singular case.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21
MAruRALI ..rIoH.


WASHINGTON, Feb. 13.-Representa-
tive Oates, of Alabama, from the COM
mittee on judiciary, to-day reported
favorably the House bill to amend the
naturalization laws of the United
States. The accompanying bill treats
the existing naturalization laws in a
critical spirit, and calls attention to
the abuses which have sprung up
under them. 1t says an alien may be
a notorious thief, murderer, outlaw,
anarchist, polygamist, leper or
hardened criminal, and yet our law
allows him, by making an affidavit OF
intention before clerk of court, all
the benefits of citizenship within the
United States. So deficient is the
practice of Judges, with but few excep-
tiOns, that it has become a matter of
public nOtOriety that they perform
ner that any alien, however bad his
be, can become citizen OF the United
States.
The report concludes With a synop-
S'c eeiu VI ttC
OF the bill which are in brief a limita-
ton OF the classes of foreigners who
shall be eligible to citizenship in the
the United States, including Indians,
adopting civilized life. The prescrip-
tiOn or form Of application requires
that the district attorney shall defend
the government against improper ap-
plicatiOns, and that the applications
shall be corroborated upon the point
OF residence, the restriction of juris-
dictiOn to high state courts or federal
courts, the preservation OF the rights
OF aliens who have already declared
their intention, the allowance of the
right OF bona fide applicants to make
homestead entries and to receive pat
ents after naturalization, and the
requirement of would-be citizens that
they shall have resided five years in
the United States and be able to read
the constitution i'm English.
The Secretary of State received a
dispatch from Raine, u. s., Consul at
Berlin, i'm regard to the measure now
before the American congress, making
important changes in our immigra-
ton laws. He said the proposed
measures are viewed with much con-
Germ in Berlin in political as well as
In national economic circles as fore
shadowing changes which eventually
may lead t o total reform i'm the matter
of European immigration 20 the United
States.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21
Kilrain Is Waiting.

Jake Kilrain is awaiting advices from
Charlie Mitchell before deciding upon
his future movements. Knowing that
kilrain is anxious for another '.go" at
Smith, Mitchell will, ii possible, ar
range one. Ii he succeeds, Kilrain will
sail at an early date, so as to return
IN time for his fight with sullivan. In
anticipation OF meeting Smith, Kilrain
is keeping in partial training by taking
slight exercise daily. In speaking OF
his fight with sullivan, he expresses no
fear oil the result, but he is anxious To
have the sullivan people post the bal
ance OF the money. Should Sullivan
not meet the expectations OF his back
ers April D, he fears they will refuse
to name II final stakeholder or post
the balance OF the stake
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21

! took her little hand in mine:
II quivered like IA bird
And as felt its touch divine
\ trembling sigh | heard.
Momentous time, Should propose?
knew not what fo say;
As beheld my blushing rose
felt my hair turn gray
There were pa ssages in Lucille
Just suited to my ease
I knew 'twould melt u heart of steel
II quoted with true grace.
] started stammerrd shuiIled bliIslicl
And Though am not brave,
- then would have gladly rushed
To glory or the grave.
thought Of Byron, Scott, aud Moore;
An, could hut recall
\ bit of their poetic lore,
once had knewn il all.
"bh woman in our hours of ease,
blunderingly said.
Aud then | thought my tongue would
freeze.
And wished that were dead.
My heart was heating like "a fail
And yet my lips were dumb.
The clock that hung upon "a nail
licked louder than drum.
could not see; for, strange to tell.
The air seemed full of smoke.
Then from my tongue the letters fell,
Aud thcn-and then ! spoke.
Il love you, dear" ! said in haste
~ love yen, too. she said;
And then clasped her dainty waist.
And kissed her lips Of red.
'rba, .a ,.. =. ftA,I az ,,n.fr,
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21
Good Winter for Cattle.

Hon. Conrad Kohrs, one OF the
heavy cattle owners of Montana is at
the st. Nicholas. In conversation
with "a reporter OF this paper this
afternoon he said the present winter
was proving an exceedingly favorable
one for stock. Range cattle are fat
and there have been absolutely no
loss so far on account OF the winter.
Mr.. kohrs Is not at all inclined to
worry over the light snowfall, as he
thinks the coming spring rains and wet
SHOWS will suffice to bring out an
excellent crop OF grass during the sum
mer. He does not expect any more
severe weather.-Inter Mountain
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21
Deferring to the N ext Administration

WASHINGTON, Feb. lit is said at
the state department that as there is
not the slightest wish or desire on the
part OF the president or Secretary
Bayard to embarrass the incoming
administration with respect to the
Samoan policy, it is not at all likely
that the present administration will
arrogate to itself the selection OF the
American representatives to the pro
posed conference at Berlin, or that it
will take any action whatever that
might commit the next administra-
tiop
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21
AMENDED BY THE SENATE.
Changes in the Naval and Fortifcations Bill
Made by the Senate Committee.

WASHINGTON, Feb. =. - The senate
committee on appropriations agreed
to-day to report on two of the apprO-
priation bills Row pending-the naval
naval bill WAS increased 10y the senate
committee in the following items:
Electric lights on vessels, S62 200;
const ruction and steel machinery of
new cruisers, 81 ,5OO,OOO; armament
of new cruisers, 81 1000 The ag-
gregate OF the bill was reduced in the
following items: Bureau of provisions
and clothing, 81 ,l35; bureau OF con-
structiOn and repair, S1OO,OOO trans
portation, $500. The committee
inserted "a new provision directing the
construction of two steel cruisers or
gunboats OF 500 to 200 tons dis
placement, the aggregate cost not in
Guiding armament, to be 800. 900;
Tor one steel cruiser Of about 1000
tons displacement, to cost 800. 900;
and for one ram for harbor defense OF
the type approved by the naval adj
visOry board OF 1881. The bill as it
passed the house was for S2O,OO9, ,OlO;
as reported to the senate, S22 sos
3I5; estimates, S26, 161, ,27S. The
Notifications bill was increased by the
senate committee in the following
terms: Plans forfOrtilications 81, 900;
tOrpedOes for harbor defense, subma-
rlne mines, etc, S2OO,WO; machine
guns, m,lsket calibre, S2O.OOO; manu-
featuring calssOns, battery wagons and
forges for field guns, Sl:b,21I; instru-
ments, etc, for annual heavy artillery
practice, S2O,OOO. The committee re-
d,iced the bill in the following items
For testing one ten-inch wire-wound
gun and one ten-inch steel-hoOp gun,
S61 900. The bill as it passed the
house was for S9l5,32O; as reported
to the senate, 81 1856, ,O9I; estimates,
81, jJ2 900.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21
Chicago Courtship.

Algernon-Marioris I love YOU de-
votedly.
Marjorie twho reads the newspapers
oh. AleernOn-but first tell me, are
you armed,
NO, dear. Why do yon ask"
What. Are you not prepared to
shoot me if ] refuse to marry you?
Then it is evident that you do not love
me. Algernon. decline your Offer
Pioneer hreSs.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21

Life: The Minister with severity
And so you do not believe every
thing you learn ut sunday school,
Richardg
Richard-No. sir; not everything. .
The Minister-My little boy does.
Riclarl-Ies. sir. ! suppose your
little boy has To.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21
A Mistake.
Terre uaute Express:

Terre Haute Express; Customer lin
barber chair? p,
Boss OF the Shop-Wot's de trouble,
sab? TO barberl Lemme see dat raz-
zer' Fer de Lawd's sake, Amt you
got no mo- sense dan to Use iightin'
raz1er fer To try to shave a man wid9
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-21

"And how did Blifkins become i'm
sane"
by absorption. lie slept for three
months beneath a crazy quilt. hos
ton Transcript.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-07-10

Don't forger thc editor when you havo
a news item. II your wife Whips YOU.
let us know OF 1t and we will set you
right before the public. II you have
company tell us--if you arc not ashamed
OF your visitors II n youngster arrives
ut your house and demands food and
raiinent, buy quarters worth Of cigars
and como around. and u you are "a casl,
subscriber wo will furnish "a name for
him or her. rs circumstances warrant.
II you have social gathering Of few
friends bring around big cake. ak or
seven pies and n liam-not necessarily 10
eat, but as guarantee OF good faith.
You needn't bother TO invite us az IL may
be "a little TOO cool for Our wardrolse
We mention these littIc things because
we want the news. ami we viii have il.
--Minlinburg Times
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-07-10

Miss Florry, said the drummer. Ian
Ing over tho counter in tho village store
where his samples were spread cut Tor
display, and speaking 30 the fair young
clerk in low. eager, faszionatc tones.
NOW that old Hunks las gone 30
tbc front 20 wait on a customer /
may tell you how / have looked
forward for the last thirty days to tie
time when should have tho lappinoss
II seeing you again and hearing from
Joir own dear lips that you bnyo not
forgotten nic--inay Dot1 While 1 have
been on riy drcary rounds from town 10
town, or passing the leadcn hours IN
waiting for trains ~ little railway sta
tions, tlio thought ~ your lovely face
has thrilled uo 10 tiic hearts core. You
have isecn o. me tho boacon light II lopa.
the inspiration ~ cscfy-atripcJ hooo
like thcsc. Aiis8 Baxter. nre worth s.. 50
a dozcn. can't make them cent icss.
ho a.lii. in "a lard. business like tone.
lF0r Old Hunks bad returned % ne
hack part q the Store. Chicago Tribune.
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Whcnevcr man comes into my shop
andeisks for n clean shave. I wish that /
knew him well enough 10 show him n
pieco OF lis skin under n microscope
after he has had liis shuvo and Is feeling
his smooth faco In satisfied way while
the boy brushes him Oft The hair OF
the beard. la growing. raises llttlc hills
OF flesh around each root. and in shay
ing n man smoothly the razor cuts these
OF. leaving the blood vessels cxposcd.
Under tho microscope thcsc bleeding
vessels can bc distinctly sccn. and tho
iis~h 10 sccn to bc cntircly without tho
covering OF sktn Il should have. Tho
nntural result 10 that the close shaver In
always troubled with colds and sffcc-
tions OF tho throat. Close shaving IL so
much western habit that eastern bar
befs say they can tell n western man by
his dissatisfied look when ho gets out of
the chair and feels that hc has somo OF
tho skin still left on his face. st. Louis
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An ths old sai middle n..cd Ilartis,s
not only of baltimore. bu; lfr.,c ecction
os the south. VII r.mcn,,cr the cslc.
brated pr. Fuller. ,sh,,se eloqucacc md
powerful crhurta;ions bsoa.ht thou.
sands snso fellowship with th.l church.
shortly after IA, Gloss ol the wnf he v-.a
making n umshcr ~ addresses through
South C~.oiiiia. Cut Sunday hc preach.
cd 10 a huge outdoor meeting cf colorrd
people ncsg Beaufort. tho congregation
of tac Rev. Ms. alulch.son. a colorcl
clergyman 90 l.'a;ted education. blt
strong uaiivc tglent Liic many @. hia
class llio praycsa anl sermons aboundca
In set phrases and metaphors which were
brought iato play with frequency and
effect llut It niuai liavc startled l,ool
DIR. Fuller 10 hear iais sermon prcfac,sl
10y the concluding Invocation ufBeoihcr
Murcldaoa'a svt aud accustomed PRAYER,
AN NOW, O. i.avsi. Lrces do feeble
words which nfc about la fail from dc
sinfrl an polluted l2s ob dy unw orsl,y
sarvant. ~ Washington rost.
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The Newspaper Law.

The following is the law as il
stands relating to newspapers and
subscriptions:
I. Subscribers who do not give
express notice to the contrary arc
considered wishing to continue thcn
subscriptions.
,. Any person who takes pa
PEI regularly from the post-ofiice
whether directed in his name or
another's, or whether he had sub
scriNcdor no., irresponsible for pay
m-nt.
Z. lfa person orders his paper
Discontinued he mus, pay arrears.
or The publisher may continue 10
send il until payment is made. aud
ihen collect the whole anoun,
whctacr the paper is taken from the
post-ofiice or.no'.
A. The courts have decided that
refusing to take newspapers or pc
riodicalS from the pnst-oliicr, or re
moving and leaving them uncaIled
for. Is prime facic evidence Of ;rten-
tioaal fraud.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-07-10

The Quarterly reyiswer admits Esas
lord isaoouslicld was "dcficieus "a =
knowieiga ~ forciyn lssz,sszsa.~
should tliink he was says Lai,ouchrsuk
/ eatqcee thc reviewer Eeger hard sks
g srT eio1f tin, iich sfiil linzsrs asnonr
the saiteEs rt thc kaisefhof. Dssrfns
ths Eefiin congress Sc ~as breakfssilne
alone ore nicrnirg. nnd hc rang sfs he'll
flc tnee nat q word of Oerman. tut bn
bad "a 1oft ot scattering u French. 80
H was in ihat isneuara thar ~ sakef. o.
ialasinri 30 had asked. TIE uaifer g.
bring hlm 8 foqtstooI aosna aless
eisracd. there was much dsspstafiuns
whIspcl rr among iho walters IN thseosp
ridom oui.i1e. Nt length there sniesef
waiter So. 4 Bearing cercunonialiy
fuot lath. followed ~ waiter No. =, osr
rying towels. San Fr1nciseo Arzonan,
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saved b, rb. Irish


II paid Sisit 20 ireland n few years
ago. remarked Judge Noonan of tho
Plantcrs' house news stand, and In TO
Ing up through Galway had 20 make
usc of n jaunting car. Tho driver. .
thorough specimen of tho prasantry, fun
of native wit and shrewdne-s, had In
eonio way discovered that was from
America. and after cying mo keenly for
atinf asked: It's from America yes are.'
II acknowledged that such was tho
case, ard after short silence he asked
again: How ure tho oirish gcttin' along
over thaircr
"'iiad.' said 7. very bad. They arsby
far the worst citizens wo have. 11ssy are
much woreo there than at homo even
''Iie regarded me with queer twinkle
IN his eye md qucr,eds DO you know
phwat I think would become Of your
country II IL wasn't for the oirishY
'''Well ! had not thought replied.
but lem curious 20 know your opinion.
"Iio leaned over. and. lowering his
voice almost % n whisper. be ssids 4
think Il ~Ould bc for rint. t.s---i5s. Louis
Republic.
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Tho ''ciocutionist" has hid his light
under bushcl AZ long as he can. lie 10
now determined to let his light shine. TO
lift up his voice and spare not and to
magnify hts office for all II IL worth and
toot lliN horn IL hc doesn't sell clam. A
Chicago clocutionist. discussing In Tho
Voice tho elements Of a successful reci-
tation. speaks OF "othcr pieces like
Mother and Poet. Tho Raven and like
productions OF no great literary morit
that produce marvellous effects when well
rendered. Often wondered what kept
those mediocre jIngIes alive 30 long, when
some Of my own finest efforts, worthy TO
go ringing down the cchoing aisles Of tho
copy dummy. stranded on tho fliingiy
beach OF the cold and sullen w. f. It's
the reading" that has rescued Mira.
browning and Poe from the inaatiaie
NAV of that relentless monster, o. B.
Livion, Sr. Robert J. Burdetto.
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wAY oa. aAwkes pgclIMep.
iIo Disosiiainstsd f;etween yonas Ravens
apd Hawkes.

NORTH Carolina probably never pro-
duccil cn ablcf preacher than DE-. Francis
l. Hawkes.. y h0 quarter II n century
ago was pastor % Grace Episcopal church.
New York. -SlIOrt. thick scs swnr,hy.
black eyed ard black liaired. be WAS a
striking leroBaSe. lie was not ouly "A
great pulpit orator. bat considered tic
best reasler 81 tho New York Epi,copacy
Ills rather luxurious family deferred
hun from accepting ldahopric. which
WOf,ld have been otherwise rendered.
One day delegation from Buffalo
church waited upon and invited him 70
accept pgftofete in that city.
Wei. gentlemen. other things being
satisfactory. the question Of acceptance
narrOws down to business matter"
said Dr Iiawsea. "What oaIary do you
oGerf'
"Dr Hawkes." said tho spokesman.
1--WE rceosniSe That sou have u high
reputation end ere willing D. b. literal
Our recent pstor has received se.5OJ,
but op account ~ yOuf Standing wo have
decided 10 offer your $500.
My go0l man," cried ti,o doctor.
gasping "Io you know What salary
am rrcfifius here
''S0. So"
y get $4,000 aad this parsonage. ara
a. have 80 cxpcnsiye family 10 noa
see niy way clear a. accept your olfsf.r
IhasIokecnau looked rather sbecpi %.
bat nEir another csay.
~ sic i.ad known that fact. slr. we
woud u1aouifcClg have boxed else
where bu. you f.i5ail remember thot
tho work ~ The f,.rl must ie done. and
rs Tor providing for y0uF fenily. you
know the story ~ tho ravens
Nov. friends rcslondcJ t,ic cilr.er.
man. quizziraliy. n hassmads iha Blia
my sludy ever sines ,..s ts.nt, -ll .ii.f.
] have read % ihr5agh carefully and
praycfiuiiy over @ liurlftl fimeA ~
memiaf tie raven iarii.ui perfectly.
but nowhere can find any felsoneo lo
the ioni proviiiny foryoing llaeaer =
-Washirvtna Gaef
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-07-10

told you that you could noe scare
chiidren any more with bcgies or police
Incn Or anything HObgoblins have no
chance wiiil tho kid Of today. A xhos<
would only be met with an eager display
% curiosisy. nrsd nskesi all SORTS of auss-
tons Tho inqusriug spirit Of tho chfIi
Q! to-day - aa faT "a advance a the past
O. Our eci.ntii,c Developments. tefIsvs
tho 10 know what - was saying when
hc put tile peer 20 tho grown up mar
who wat pa.fonixing hims
'Say how does tho meat gee on 10 3
pigf-;iau rfancisco ChronIcle.
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renois,s CHASE.


20 mamma, mamma dli ycu xsy
tmay have The ess,s nnd todsys"
And TED. with gicc. \
To the barn ran hs.
Where hc thought old Toddlcsins ought 70 bo
lie hunted high and hc hunted low
Lscryvhcrc that hca could so.
Over the inow
Behind the t,iow
And Into tho shed of tho n,uicy COW
lie moved tho harris and things about;
lie cniptiei the hoxcs Inside out.
lilo looke~i 10 the oartow
lthind the harrow
And into the cat bin< dark and narrow
lie s-nrehssi tho crsb and the woofp,,c th,<prt,
Then down 10 the brook ~hcsc IA, sidcrs grew.
AionS the cdge
OF tho soft grccn rcigc
And In co<y nook~ 90 the o-nge hedge
And whrr was Toddrklnn rll this white,
Wen. rsasly think 10 hen could smile.
'fwouid IL, at the rsco
Aud fruitlrsls chaac
or T'sidic 20 Ind her hiding place
Twas up IN tho ro-f. on n broad Old raf,~r
AMI Tedile may take Ibis turli AT laughter
Whom her chIckies try
To walk or ny
Tor what viii they doup there 30 hishs
-sln III Dana In N0ith's tompauion
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-07-10

A Portland gentleman. rsturned fro
Guadeloupc. ih the West 1ndgca. tel
Tho Portland Mel AJvprtissr that tbe
natives have a curious tut e4ectssI
method oi keeping enoueh Asuericn
silver coin on tho Island 20 supply the.n.
with tho greater amoont - their cssr.
rcncy. Their own coins are 20 bass fhnt
they are clumsy to handle. - a. soou a
ono II The inhabitants gets possession q
q silver piece from the United States b.
punches hole ~ H. u then passes ca
rent on tho island. bul no American vii
take it away with him. for Il Won't "a
ia thc Cni.cd STATES
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q Ynnnr rhln.-r.

Tho modern child Il an analyst. Ti.o
cr4nil tiil was piaying with the suissors
end hh kindly Cd grandmother ehIdsd
him
'iOu rars:n't play with the scissors.
dear. knew q litfle boy Just nke yea
who was playing with pair cf scissors
just Ike that pair. and 10 pat them h
liis cye. and De put Isis eye oof. aud he
eofid reecr 40 anfsiiiDg ever After
The cbili listened fofieutiy aud AID.
when size got Through:
what wrs tho matter wifi, hfs cshrr
eycf"-san Francisco Chfonieio.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-07-10

Caller with customary sasrk of con-
gratuiationJ Hos remarkably Gne
baby, and iust ns likely os Bot hen D.
president some day.
Proud Father shaking lig head on.
Phaticallyi-Im not going % expose that
boy % the uncertainties Ut polite. 1
intond to apprentice him 60 Buffalo Biu.
Chicago Tribune.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-07-10
rigei.lo,,. Johnny.

Mrs. Dnmpeey- :scc here, JOHNNY
Dnnpscyi loa have becn In aWiin.
ming. Row don't ,lcny Il.
Johnny Dumgsy-C Cross my heart. /
haln't, ma,
Mrn Fnnrscy Careful. hri How
docs Jour shirt happen to DO ON wrong
side outg
Johnny Dumpecy-,ic and nili I'rown
have bccn turnm' numersaults nli tho
morning. Huntington Free PrcA,.