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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

This Is what you ought to have, in
fact, you must have It, 10 fully enjoy
life, Thousands are searching for Il
daily, and mourning because they find
II not. Thousands upon thousands OIL
dollars are spent annually by our people
in the hope that they may attain this
boon. And yet II may DO had by all,
We guarantee that Electric Bltters, II
used according 10 directions and the use
persisted In, will bring YOU Good Dl'
Hestion and Dust the deanon Dyspepsia
and install instead Eupepsy. We rec
ommend Electric Bitters for Dyspepsia
and oil diseases Of Liver, Stomach and
Kidneys. Sold a. zoo and 81 per bottle
by Logan Drug Co, druggist. A
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

A clergyman, after years OF suffering
from that loathseme disease, Catarrh,
and yainly trying every known remedy,
at last found a recipe which completely
saved him from death. Any
sufferer from this dreadful disease send
ing a self addressed stamped envelope to
Prof. j. A. Lawrence, SS Warren street,
New York City, will receive the recipe
free Of charge. MwaF-R0W
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22
From Polls 10 Pole BY mali.

A railroad train, tho 'MonteEuma spe.
clol, . now runs from Now York direct 70
the city Of Mexico. II leaves on Tueg.
day and reaches lls destination the FOL.
lowing Sunday. by and by--And II may
not be a very long time elther-xe shall
be able 10 ride byIfail from New 4ofk 10
Rio Janelto, without change Of cars,
Only q few links Of road need building
10 make this q possibility, a
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

CHICAGO, March. 2l.-CAito-RecClpu ii,OcO
choice .beOIei Sll0a4 e0i steers o OOai %, stock.
pIS and feeders q 20lg 9Foi cows, bulls and mixed
81 y60aS l0i Texas cattle q 00i8 d, HoRS@Re.
OelpA hoo. head shipments. 100 head market
sIfSE SS y S9a r H 9lgsnS ~ ~ tSIS sf3Ds y \ IVA s.i ~ hC sNS.
Akaipt sheOp-Recelnta 1000 head IhipinShlI
Western coiraiSd v sOSi u lSiS6sj y ia 49, %. w
East LipERTY, Pa March 81. -tatElo-ReCelpt,
70 head shipments 90 head market lAlF and I'M.
changed, ~HuEs.RecelptA 800 head 6hipinGntl
FDp0j heavy. hogs n 71Al col plga and YofEeFl
SSO0ab %, h~heep-Aec0lph 500 head 6hlpnefil
100 head market firm and unchanged
CINCINNATI, o., March 9i,-liogn 1tmi oo,n.
mon and. light q 9lat ihi packing and butcher
09aA vi receipts 1850 hOadi ihipmenI i,5SC
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

the causeY "Blood out Of order, kid
nsys veal, digestion bad, hearts action
Irregular Yes, and every disease can
DO traced TO the same sources, just
take q few bottles Of Browns Iron Bit
ters, II will remove the cause OF disease
andEestore you 70 robust health. nav
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

Mr.. oschmidt (reads)-An innocent
man imprisoned for ton years.
Mrs. o.-JuSt think, John, that might
happen to you'll
Nj. OH take care II doesn't. I'll
90 and bride q few Aldermen at once.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22
Goal Estate.
-FOR RENT.-
FOR SALE.


Ghtrty TN Farm on Short Crock, 100 acres,
VIII be sold al a bargain,
Locust Grove Farm GlCnn's Run, 0liActos,
@,Aefe FAtIn near Marietta.
ny A,tiC. u land QUO half mile west Of lower
%lll OF Wheeling Island,
acre FAttn near MnlAHnfAl,
y, os,iIaelc Residence on North Front street,
N'Suul li0gA Ky itotuh North Front street,
~ lMl MclOllOCh GtfCOti price, tl,4t0.
" wv MgCnllOoh AltVeij price, u,AQ0..
Nm. wv E0l street, eight fIOtned House
NSSahd " by lb feet, pflDO, $1,000,
Hulding blIp tUtihOi ipO Main llteeL
dsSivSM iOoiied Cottage one iAllO cast Of TtiA'
No ~ South broadway.
Ds M.sy Yarns lot ISiS OF exchange TOT cltJ
SHai y buy No q ROmlnEton Typewriter
Win OF WllhOit cabinet,
JAMES A. HENRY,
"! hAtg Agent, u, Pension and Claim Az
EInty, Collector and Notary Pablo
@tIs OEIiCEi No 1871 MARKM BtnkHf.
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FOR SALE
FOR SALE.

Building Lots on the Old Fair Grounds, Zane's
Orchard, North and South Front Streets and
bOnth Penn streets, at very low figures.
good o TOomCd House At 2ti2 Jacob street, OF
hbanAln.
Double Brick House, n and 20 Virginia street,
VIII Aell separate or both together, They con-
hln all modern improvements.
seven kOOmed lIOute, l97 Bouth BroAdWAyi q
good property Ut much less than cost
-Four RpUmed Cottage for Sg2O.
Elght R0oned House, North Front street.
FLYER lott all In good condition. $500.
Five UO0mcd House, Il North broadway; Will
make d pleasant home.
sl1 MOnled Brick House, southwest corner
Thlry'eiRhih and Wood streets, al a bargain
vii pay for Investment.
Dwelling Houses, large and small, always on
I CSis W '''''' a. o, SMITH. ION Main Street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

The best salye in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
cornS, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
It is guaranteed 10 give perfect satisfaC-
ton, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box. For sale by Logan Drug Go.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

No sensible man prefers wealth Il
health. Some lew have both very many
haven't elther, Well, you may hAy!
Ant choice. Which will you take
UHealthh Very vol, what's your al
mentS "AlittlSot everything" Whatl
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

Has the largest sale, and has relieved
and cured more persons afflicted with
nervous troubles than any one known
remedy, Sold by all druggists. 10
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22
FOR SALE.
t2iy1wenty.fOur Lots In CaldWell's Add.
lion Ia the CITY Of Wheeling.

AN" W. INV WV W WhVVAAbs
SAidLOA are bounded on the north BY Twenty.
hlnIh street, on the cast BY Fillmore street on
w Ouih by tho HRndlGn Homestead, and on
The, vest by the h. q o. Il. X,
tehlyIs them excellent LteA for manufacturing
establishments.
lie AuellOn.
Por iStas and further Information apply 10
". Y. noGE d BRO,
100 Market Street.
Or NuLlAN N. HANpLAN,
Laik Sw CoF. Ghapiihe 4 slItesulh 81.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

Whom Baby waasicI, We gave her Castorla,
when lhO was Child, she cried for caltoria,
when she became Miss, she chung to castOrla,
when she had Children, she gave them C@Iorlr
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22
For Rent.

NOTWITHSTANDING FOR FOUR
Horses in he roar OF No, li2s Main street.
Enquire ~ above. mLln
Ann pRNn-rHE nEsIPApIR
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Proposals,
.GE1LED PROPOSALS..

Sealed proposals will be received al the City
CleTkis Olice until Monday, APRIL ], 1859, at )
O'clock D M, for the compiling and printing Of
ihs ordinances Of tho City OF Wheeling, under
Inc direction Of the city Solicitor,
BldS 10 bd addressed 20 the Committee IN Ac.
counts, the committee resOryllg the right 10 70
''''''' THOMAS =. EHoNER,
mrlgNwAE City Clerk.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

RALTlM0RE ( OHIO RAILROAD

baltimore &OHIO RAILROAD
ID Departure OF trains from Wheeling. Schedule
In effect November IS, lSSS-EaStern time;
Express for Chicago and tho Northwest l0:2i q
m, $40 ? =, $40 p m daily, and u'l6 p m daily
Express for Cincinnati and st, Louis, lo:2San
daily, HIS p IN daily, except Saturday.
Columbus accommodation, S:bS . m, daily.
For Columbus 1855 and l0;21 y IN daily, and
M NH P q. asi gtr GSSeft saturday and 2;SPm
Express Tor Warrington, D. O., Baltimore,
PHILADELPHIA and. New York, via Grafton, S;@
N and baOp m, daily, via Pittburgh 6;S0p m.
For Pittsburgh and Washington, Pa, 500 a m
daily; expreSS, 7:89 m, daily, i;46 p m, .dAliy
except Sunday. Additional way train for WASH
ingtont ha, 6:SS P M daily except Sunday.
Philadelphia al 6:s0 pm daily.
Columbus and Cincinnati, 2iS a m, Sunday
For MoundlvIlc, $40 a m. and 1900 noon,
daily except Sunday, ard BIO p N, daily.
Grafton accommodation, 6:i6p m, daily.
For Cumberland, $40 m, daily, except Sun.
For st. olairsytlle, sos I'm, 2;9Opm and $40
p N, daily, except Sunday.
$50 9 n And $40 p m daily, and 4;6S q m daily
.KxpreSs trains arrive from St. Louis and Gin.
cinnAtl, 1865 . m and G:20 p m, daily.
Express trains arrive from Philadelphia, Balti.
more and Warrington D. G., via Grafton, 1885
p m and G:OS p m daily via. Pittsburgh, l0tls
Trains arrive from Columbus, ass am daily,
and $40 p m daily, and 1855 am daily exert
Trains arrive from PitBburgh, 1915 q m daily,
and l2:Sap m, except Sunday, 6'66 nj and n:io
Trains arrive from Warrington, Pa, 500 m,
Tfains Striiye from Moundsvillo, S;4S a and
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The bill.poster gets rich by sticking To
business and boarding.
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h.. z. q O. Railroad.

h'' z, y " hAilfohds
BellRire d ZAnesVille Through Passenger leaves
BellRire RtS;40R, M arrives at BeIlAirO al $50
p, IN,
WoodEheld Passenger leaves BsllAlFe at i'20p,
M arrives Of BellAire at 1928 q, m,
summeFdeld Accommodation leaves BellAlre
ct 1928 .. M. arrives Of RellAire at ll;S0 q. m.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

Those missionaries cant complain
they went 10 Africa 10 convert the ma.
tiyesand gotconvetted themselyCB-into
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EdueatIonaI.
Nj, De CHANTAL,
NEAR WHEELING, W. Va.
sisters Of tho vlsltauon.)

A school Of more than national reputation,
offers exceptional advantages for thorough edu,
cation Of young ladies in all departments. II.
bnry Of SIX thousand volumes, Fine phllo-
sophical, chemical and astronomical apparatus.
Musical Department specially neted. CorpSoi
plano teachers trained BY q leading professor
from Conservatory Of Stuttgart. Vocal culture
according 70 the method Of the old Italian mas
terra
Location unsurpassed for beauty and health.
Ten acres Of pleasure grounds. Board excellent
For Catalogues, and references 10 patrons IN
all tho principal cities, address
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22
Railroads.

WHEELING & ELM GROVE R, R,
w onsnd after Saturday, October 10, 1855,
tHias on Ne %hSelinS 4 Elm Grove Railroad
will run ~ follows:
LEAVE WHEELING;
$3.50 q. M 1900 4. M, %. M, ll:OOa. M, l;Sop,
M, $3.50 p. M, b;90 p, M, 100 p, M 0;0op, m,
LEAVE WHEELING Park!
6;l0 o, M, 7iAS q. m, l0O0a. M, 1880 M, 2;So
p %iit I'M B Tg Si}S RI R M s;SG IcI H. lSGiSI p w Hi
run as follows; Leave the city at 500 o. M, and
run every hour until Qil6p. IN. Leave Wheeling
Park at Q;OOR m, and run every hour until 10
\, m. Except church train win leave Park At
noSi W. auu wy 't'" mbi1RsCH. sup,t.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

Jones-Let me congratulate you on
your brand new boy.
Smith-But there's two OF 'em.
Jones-Then I'll extend my congratu-
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22
travellers, GUIDE,

A RRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF
"A TRAns-on and alter Nov. Is iSSSESS
day excepted. MONDAY excepted. lsat1fiAy
eEceptsds lslnd5y only, Saturday 0nly'-
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-03-22

OHIO RIVER RAILRoAD.-TIME
" Table taking effect Fob. 10, 1889. PAASCn.
ger trains will. run "a tollows-CentrAl Time.
Al, trains daily except those marked thubt
which do not run on Sunday:
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-10
Money in Canary Farming.

One good way for girl to earn her
own pin-mOney is to raise canaries.
Good singers always bring good prices.
and even poor ones are worth some
thing. There is considerable amuse-
ment, too, to be derived from the care
of birds, by one who is fond of pets,
and the cost is next to nothing after
the parent birds and cage are
once purchased. TIE rules for sue
cess are simple. A big roomy cage,
wide, shallow nest and cleanliness are
requisites. Paper spread on the floor
of the cage, sprinkled with sand, is
easily removed and renewed. A bird
of light colors is best mated with one
of darker hue, or the offspring will
look either washed out or too dingv.
If the male canary is a good singer. a
cross with a linnet will produce the
best results. Let the birds alone as
much as possible. Do not fuss over
them. Do not be alarmed if they fight
at first, they soon settle upon which is
to rule the roost. Err rather on the
side of too little than too much food.
Be careful to give nothing salty or
greasy. One pair of birds will raise
several broods in year. The little
ones are perfect frights at first, but
grow fast. At four weeks they begin
to squeak. Their first efforts are posi-
lively painful, but in two weeks notes
should be distinctly audible if the bird
is to be singer The writer had hen
bird that died when her brood was a
week old, but the widower raised the
whole family, and beauties they were.
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manitomo1 pilot.
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1O:h, 1889.
A STORY ON GRADY.
The Atlanta Editor Was Once as Hungry
as Mother Hubbard's Dog.

1t is just about ten years ago-no, it's
eleven-that Henry w. Grady arrived
in Washington on his way from New
York to Atlanta, very hungry man.
AS he says himself in telling the story:
81 had been to New York to seek en-
ployment as correspondent for the
Herald. Mr.. Bennett had appointed
me the correspondent for the Herald
at a good salary for the states of Geor-
gia, South Carolina, and Florida. l
did not like to ask HIM for an advance;
in fact, | gave him to understand by
my manner that had a pocketful of
money. But, as matter of fact, l had
so little that when got to Washington
l had nothing left except 80 cents and
my ticket TO Atlanta.
"Well, [ knew that it was a long
way to Atlanta, and that l would be
apt to be hungrier even than / was
then before got home. | said to my
self: Shall l spend all this money now
on one good-by square meal or shall l
spend it in bits on my way DOWN. l
concluded finally that, inasmuch as no
one of the little bites l might get on
the way home would give me ever
temporary satisfaction, | had better
spend the whole so cents for the big
gest meal l could get and then hold
out as best l could. So | went into an
eating-house and said to the proprie-
tor: Give ME as much to eat as you
can for 80 cents He did so, and l ate
it. l never ate so much in my life be-
fore or since.
"On the strength of that meal went
on all right until we got to Danville,
where we were delayed for some rea-
son three or four hours beyond the
schedule time. This delay, of course,
l had not reckoned on. After q while
we got started again, however, and we
got on all right SO far as the train was
concerned all the way home. But
suffered the tortures of Tantalus. /
remember that an old woman had got
on near Danville with big, old-fash-
toned cheese-box in her arms. BY
and by, just as the hunger began to
take good grip on me, she took off
the lid. 1t was her lunch-boX. She
drew out all sorts of eatables, one af-
ter the other, and ate of each sparing-
ly, throwing the remnant out of the
car window. Oh, how exasperatingly
tantalizing it was. l remember most
distinctly delicately Drowned chicken
and deep. dark old-fashioned pump
kin pie, That wretched old woman
just tasted that chicken, just nibbled
at that pie and then threw the rest
away while l sat starving in the next
seat. ~ Washington Cor. Philadelphia
Record.
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The Countess de Casa Miranda
Christine NilssoD) expects to spend
the summer quietly in London. She
is quoted as saying that she has prac-
tlcally retired from the operate stage,
owing to the wishes of her husband,
although she may sing in concert
again.
According to Southern exchange
the negroes Of Tiptonviie, Tenn, have
novel but effective way Of disposing
of gamblers. When one of them had
won all their money on Sunday they
choked him to make him diSgorge
and when he wouldn't they hanged
him for good.
Grand Duke Alexis, the brother of
the Gar, who visited the United States
several years ago. has been removed
from his position as Lord High Adj
miral of the Russian feet and sent to
Siberia in disgrace. lis conduct to-
ward the sister of the latc Gen. Skobe-
left is the cause.
A tive-yeaG-o.d.ciiid in Monson. Me-,
is said to speak three languages.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-10
Iunatics in Great Britain.

The forty-third annual report of the
commissioners in lunacy for Great
Britain contains interesting figures.
On New Years day last there were in
the kingdom $3.50 insane persons.
Various causes of insanity are set forth
in a table covering 1856 47S cases. OF
these 1863 persons lost their reason
from domestic trouble, 5000 from lad
verse circumstances S,27S from over
work and worry, 3,769 from religious
excitement, and Is, 300 from intem-
perance. The influence of heredity
was ascertained III 28,O63 cases and
congenital defects in 1881.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-10
AWOMAN'S DISCOVERY.

"Another wonderful discovery has been
made and that too by a woman in this
county. Disease has fastened its clutches
upon her and for seven years she with
stood its severest tests, but her vital
organs were undermined and death SEEM
esi imminent. Fo- three months she
coughed necessarily and conld not sleep.
She bought of US a bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption and was
so much relieved on taking the first
bottle that she slept all night and with
one bottle has been tremendously cured.
Her name is Mrs. Luther Lutz" Thus
writes W. G. Hamerick & Co, of Shelby
n. C.-Get free trial bottle at Henry
Hinrichs' Drug store.
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vAIusRI,ERE REMEDY

A letter from s. P. Wardwell, Boston.
says: ST used CIarke's Extract of Flax
[Papillonl Catarrh Cure in June last for
Hay Fever with great satisfaction, and
find it the only thing have seen which
would allay without irritation, the infiam-
nation of the nostrils and throat. It's
soothing and healing properties were
marked and immediate" Large bottle
S1.OO. Clarke's Flax Soap is the latest
and the best. Try it. 25 cents. Ask
for them at ]. E. Barnstein's Drug store.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-10
A Story of Southern Russia.

The folk lore of southern Russia can
be partially imagined from case
which came before Judge of Odessa.
A man applied for a writ to compel his
daughter to leave the house because
when she saluted her parents she did
not bow to them. He said he would
withdraw his application if she would
ask pardon and make the regular
obeisance. The girl agreed. She asked
pardon, but when she bowed the father
cried: Lower; down with your head!
down below the girdler' She replied:
Il won't bend as low as that, not if |
have to leave the house." The Judge
thereupon ordered her TO leave, but
she gave in finally and bowed her head
to the girdle
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-10
Manufacturing Companies Suffer.

Aberdeen Conn. authority declares
that street musicians are a serious
thing to a manufacturing company of
that town. A gypsy girl who played
the tambourine recently passed their
establishment, land it is estimated that
she cost the company about 5000.
Every employee In the factory flew to
,indow and work was suspended for
fully fifteen minutes all over the shop.
Every circus parade costs every one of
the large manufacturing concerns hum
dredS of dollars. 1t costs them from
s25 To $50 every time minstrel
brass band marches bv."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-10
Women Trying to BE Like Men.

1t is Maurice Thompson's opinion,
according to a lecture given at Mont
eagle, Tenn, that the reason we have
no women of genius in America is be-
cause women, instead of being always
and distinctively" womanly, try to be
like men. He says man could never
have reached his present development
if he had constantly tried to be a
woman, and that the feminine mind
"seems not to have grasped the trend
of destiny" and he demands that
woman must be always ''strikingly and
vigorously woman, and says: '.All
roads are open to feminine feet, but
these feet must not wear mems boots.r
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THE VERDTCT UNANIMOUS

W. d Suit, Druggist. Bippus, Ind !,
testifes: 81 can recommend Electric
Bitters as the very best remedy. Every
bottle sold has given relief in every case
One man took six bottles and was cured
of Rheumatism of 10 years. standing"
Abraham Hare, druggist, Bellville, Ohio
afirms: ''The best selling medicine
have ever han lied in MY 90 years expert,
others have added their testimony. SO
that the verdict is unanimous that Elec-
ric Bitters do cure all diseases of the
Liver, Kidneys or Blood. Only half
dollar bottle at Ell. Hinrichs' Drugstore.
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BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SALVE.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter. Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns. and all Skin Erup-
tione, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price % cents per box. q Fan so
FOR SALE BY Henry H,tichs.
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So 1t Is.
'Smith! Smith, he called in a loud

''Smith! Smith, he called in a loud
voice to a man hundred feet ahead of
him on Michigan avenue. The man
halted and saluted as the second came
up. Hello, Green!" by GeorgeIn
exclaimed the first, as he came up. Il
have made a mistake. You are not
Smith" mo, | am not" And | am
Green" No" well, well. Were
you just going in after drink?n NO,
sir" Neither was |. Isn't it curious
how things do happen?"- Free
Press
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A Question OF Bowling.

A man applied to a Judge at Odessa
in southern Russia for writ to COM
pei his daughter to leave the house, be-
cause when she saluted her parents she
did not bow to them. He said that he
would withdraw his application if she
would ask pardon, and make the regular
obeisance. The girl agreed. She
asked pardon; but when she bowed the
father cried: Lower down with your
head-down below the girdle!" She
replied: Il won't bend as low as that,
not if | have to leave the house, The
Judge thereupon ordered her to leave,
but she gave in finally and bowed her
head to the girdle.
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THE EXCITEMENT NOTOyER.

The rush on the druggists still contin-
tinues and daily scores of people call for
bottle of Kemp's Balsam for the
Throat aud Lungs for the cure of Coughs
Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma and Consump-
ton. Kemp's Balsam. the standard
family remedy. is Oh a guarantee and
never fails to give entire satisfaction.
Price 80 cents and 81 90. Trial size
Tree. lnovS9
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-10
AN EMINENT MINNESOTA JUDGE.

DEAR SIR: I have been very much
opposed to patent medicines and consid
cred them universal humbug, with but
very few exceptions. At various times
have been troubled a great deal with
my lungs, more particularly during the
winter. About year ago l was suffer
ing with an attack brought on by vio-
lent cold. l was advised by friend to
try bottle of your White Wine of Tar
Syrup. It helped me in a very few
hours l used but one bottle and now
my lungs are stronger than they have
been for years. L would cheerfnily re-
commend it to members CT the bar that
are III any way troubled with throat or
lung diseases s. JUDGE NJ. B. KooN
Minneapolis, MINI. 81