The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-19
Slightly Sibilant.
Re Il in the Chioaoo Ne,r


Shrewd Simon Short sewed shoes. Seventeen
summers. speeding storms, spreading sunshine
excessively saw Stnons small, shabby shop
still standing stanch, saw Simon's self same
"oimon Short, Smithtield's surviving shoe
maker. Shoes sewed, soled, superfinely."
Simon's spry, sedulous spouse. sally Short,
sewed shirts, stitched sheets, stuffe sofas
Simon's six stout. sturdy sonS-Seth, Samuel
Stephen, saul, Sha rach, Sias sundries
Sober Seth sold sugar, starch. spice; simple
Sam sold saddles stirrups screws; sa !acious
Stephen sold silks satins, shawls; skeptical Sau,
sold silver salvers; selfish Snadracn so salves
sh estrings, soap, saws skates; Silas sold Sally
Shorts stuffed so as.
son Samuel saw Sophia Sophronia Spriggs
Sam showed strange symptoms.
Sa n seldom stayed storing, selling saddles
Sam sighed sorro wfully, sought Sophia Sophro-
MAS slciety, sung several SURF sptitiouS sere-
nadeS slyiy.
Simon stormed. scolded severely; said Sam
sanrn d SO silly singing such shameful, senseless
songs.
Strange. Sam should slight such splendid
summer sales Strutting spendthrif5l Shatter.
Drained simpleton!'
softly, softly, sire,n said Sally SANS
smitten ; Sans spiad some sweet syph.'
sentimental schoolooy!' saarled Simon
'Sniten! Stop such stuff"
Speaking So Simon Sent Sally's snuff box
spi niny seized Saly's scissors smashed Sally s
spectacles, scattering several spools.
''Sneaking scouudrel! Sans shocking SILL
ness shall surcease!"
Scowling, Simon stopped speaking, starting
swiftly ShopWard.
Sally sighed sadly. Summoning Sam she
spoke sweet sympathy.
sam" said she, Sire Simon seems singu
larly snappy; so. sonny, stop strolling streets
stop smoking segars, S ending specie sup .rflli,
ousy stop sprucing so, stop SINGING serenades
stop short! Sell saddles, sonny, sell saddles SEN
sibiy; see SOPHIA Sophronia Sirisgs soon; she's
sprig tly, she's stable so solicit. sue, secure
So 1hia sDe div, Sam. -
$50 soon? Shall Sally's son Sam so surely
seek soup so soon:" said Sam. sta 1ding stock
still.
so soon, surely" said Sally smilinr: .spe.
cially since sire SHOWS such spirits
SO Sam, somewhat scared, sauntered slowly
Shaking Sup 'ndously, sam soliioquizes: so
phla Sophrona Short, Samuel Shorts spouse
,unds S len lid Suppose she should say-she
she sha'n'U! She sha'n't! She sha'nt!'
Soon Sam spieI Sophia starcning shirts sing
ing softly Seeing Sam, she stopped, started
salut d Sam slnllingly. sam stammered shock
ingly.
"Spl-spl-splendd summer season, Sophia"
somewhat suitry,' suggested Sophia
''Sar-sar-tin, Sophia, said Sam. (Slence sew
enteen seconds.
SELLING saddles still. Sam9"
''Sar-sar-tin," said Sam, starting suddenly
Seasons somewhat sudorIfic,'' said Sam
stealthily stanching steaming sweat. Speak.
ASartin,' said Sophia, smiling Significantly.
seconds.)
sire shot sixty sheldrakes Saturday" said
So hia.
'.Sixtys shor' said Sam. Silence seventy
seconds.)
See sister Susans sunfiowers, - said Sophia.
socially scattering such stiff silence.
Sophia's sprig lily Sauciness stimulated Sam
strangely, so Sam suddenly spoke sen.imeat-
ally.
sophia" said Sam spontaneously, ''Susan's
suntowers seem saying: Samuel Short, Sophia
Sophronia Spr,ggs, stroll serenely. Seek some
sequestered spot. some sylvan S ade. Spark
ling springs shall sing soul-shooting strains;
sweet songsters shall silence secret sighings
super angelic sylphs shall" Sophia snickered'
so Sam stopped.
''Sophia, said Sam solemnly.
sam" said Sophia.
sophia, sop smiling; Sam Shorts sincere.
Sans seekin some sweet spouse, Sophia
Sophia stood silent.
speak, Sophia, speak, Such suspense stinu
lates sorrow"
Seek sire, Sam. seek SIRE" said Sophia
soothingly.
So Sam sought Sire Spriggs.
Sire SnriggS said 'tSartin."