The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-22
nAsEs AND ~sucxLINos.

DA980 AND
LVs: ..Jsmes, you have been h4htine. I
am tell %a. Z ny s shs io oss. r. y on. sSs.I 10y aSs N
the other boys cye."
1s.e: Small Gladys tat the close of
her nr.t SUNDAY SCHOOL, 81 FINK you
'csuse I don't like dis matinee"
Omaha World Herald: Omaha teacher:
~ would like some one OF the elias" TO de.
boy; lite .icsPin viz your feet toward
Me,cnan. I,ureter: Mamma; said
when he dies 2" 81 think so. ..Wcii, /
hope hi iont'' .why, dear. do YOU have
gets there he will want tn run the whole
place."
BURLINGTON Free Press; Angling for pie
will you have a piece of mince pie?'
Tommy lwho is taking dim
ner out, "nss.m; ana l trust That your
my esteem for yourself"
Times IF India: A child who had just
mas.ersd hsr rasechism Sonftssea herself
I obey the fifth commandment and honor
my papa and mamma. yet my days are
not a bit longer i'm the land. because l am
still put to bed at = O'clock"
some one remark that nothing was
than that. whistiinR was quicker than
thought. Being asked tn explain, he said:
.ln school the other day l whistled before
Life: Tommy: '..I'm going to tell ma
You pushed me o~verboard." Little John
Will lick me Il / say / fell o~er.S Little
Johnnie: That's what you'd better tell
her. II you put the blame on me I'll lick
you, and III hurt 20" more than your
Scranton Truth: Minister: Sim glad,
BERTHE. to see that You kept your PROMISE
OF going fishing" BERTHE: "Yes, sir.
Minister: "Don't you feel better than IL
you had gone to the creek" B.,rtie:
"Tes, sir; Coz pa said IL l fOllercd him
to-day he'd lick me good"
.Je,rish Messenger: Two little girls were
out i'm a row boat on n river in Maine
when. through the fault of one, the other
was precipitatcd into the water. She was
saved with some difficulty by "a gentleman
who saw the accident: The other WAS
could you be 80 careless with your little
cousin? What would you have done il
spOnded the little ~6-year-old, denurely,
out"
Florida Times Union: The other day III
Pablo beach little Polly's mother though,
she would take the child into the sea with
her, but Polly drew back saying: "Mamma,
tub" The ocean was rather laLger than
the home accommodations for bathing,
and the little child was not very eager "a
make any change.
Toledo Blade: Little Villa paused in
her play to watch the mother of the play.
fellow put the newly baked bread away,
Turning her pretty head from side To side
she said: II am going home, auntie.'
why do you want to GO home" was
asked her. "Oh, ] don't want to go; | am
just going because am hungrys In
ducements were offered and she pro
lon9ed her visit.
Milwaukee Wisconsin: A little hopeful
watched the collection-box go the rounds
at ST. Johns cathedral Sunday, and thcI
asked his manning for money. as the col
whispered she, handing him a nickel
snow give IL to the gentleman" Hs
waited until the box passed him, when hs
had IA view of it's contents, then with q
d~extero,s move deposited the nickel h
his hip pocket, with the remark: "Say
ma, that man has lots OF money. l wan
mine to buy peanuts"
Boston letter tn the New York World
A night or two ago N Beacon street mat
ron had occasion To reprove her little bO!
aged 6H years-for some unusually mis-
chievous nonsense. ~ am afraid,' shs
said, "that You will not go to heaven.
eI'm sorry." said the small criminal, "bu
week, don't you know. and Of course on
can't take i'm everything" For u lonI
time past this youthful thinker has beer
putting pennies into u toy savings BAN
FOR the benefit of the little negro children
of the Congo basin. And the other da,
ing his baby sister black all over witt
ladies' s~hoe-polish. He was just putin,
On the final touches when the mate
|. familias entered. Said he: "MaInma. W.
have given SD much money to the blac
, people that thought we mi9h as we
the Kid to suit. Put IA nickel i'm the SD
= and hear il s6luall."