New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-26

THE Talk OF THE UAY 7.
1t IS said that Judge Horace Gray and Sir Julian
Pauncefote look somewhat alike.

1t IS said that Judge Horace Gray and SIR Julian
Pauncefote look somewhat alike.
Almost generation ago was talking politics, one
day with senator (afterward Wee President wilson.
We were speaking of the war, and he said: IL may
be good many years hence. but thercll be religions
In this country some day, and when II IT,, comes
is likely to DC one OF words only, but in that contest
the Methodss Will have the place he marked out Tor
them.-(C ambrldge Daily.
"The London Lancet vigorously condemns the use
OF heavy overcOas, and advocates instead the wear
Ing Of heavier Undertaking.
A Sad Funeral Mrs. Bromley-Oh, attended such
a sad funeral this afternoon, Mrs. Jackson
whose - ,,.. ...
girl Of ten. Her parents fairly dolzed her l
never saw such a sorTowful scene in all my NE .
Mrs Jackson-Too bad Too bad! What was H.
No, She jumped the rope 600 times without
stopping "-(Chicago Herald.
Joseph Cook and Sam Jones agree in not liking
baseball. But each of them likes to make hit on
the platform all the same.
A Pleasant Prospect-Blnks (vho has moved into
the suburbsl-IIerc's an idea The paper says one
Of The handsomest residences on the ,o Hudson has
the M howi bD DS a f Si S O at the
effect Of the glass bOrtierlngs might be pretty
Yes indeed III order gCs' ,S or e 1wS from T%
can have them" -(Philadelpha Record
Robert Patterson Kane. the only surviving brother
Of the celebrated Arctic explorer lives in Philadelphia
he Is a dsting ulshed-looking man. about ilf'yive
years Of age.
IN THE SPRING.
In the spring the giddy granger hoe and plough and
And goes out to till the prairie lodging hordcs Of
hungry snakes;
In the spring the cheeky agent for some book We do
not want, 80, $500
Corners US aud springs lecture til we're sichly,
In the spring The picnic party In the shady wood
Going home at rainy evening full OF oaths and sobs
In the spring the weather prophet looks unusually
Az he bulletins bis faschoods publishes his choicest
In the spring the busy housewife tears up sofas walls
Cleaning house, until her husband sadly groans and
nnrmurs " Rats" -Qincoln (NcbD Journal.
Philadelphia IS now the only city in tho country
which gives profitable patronage to a permanent com
pany OF mlnstrcls. The Quaker City is not blase; II
enjoys silurian Jokes.
81 declare" said Noah. he wiped the perspIra
ton from his brow, were going To be cramped fo
ROOM ! don't know where We are going to pu "a
these animals" Boss" suggested the elephant an,
! the mastodOn both OF whom were switching fhci
| tails yiclously why not leave out the flies and mos
| quitocs, They take up more room than we do
| (lIarper's Monthly
The St. Paul Pioneer Press sail the other day
4" The Manitoba train going west yesterday had III
largest number of passengers that road has taken on
| OF the Union depot train for long time.
consisted Of fourteen coaches and two e;giues loadc
| down with engrants, nearly all OF whom were boun
| for Great Falls Mon. This is the beginning OF III
| spnng immigration to Montana, which is eNpecte
70 be larger than In any preceding year in the hStor
| Of the Territory
A mother on Delaware ave. was on Sunday eyer aver
ing giving her child boy OF seven years, some Bib
instruction. She was telling him the story OF Adam
| fali Having narrated the tale OF the apple an
what mischief It did. the mother asked: snow, don
you think Adam did very wrong to ca, tho apple
swcred Why, would It have been polite TO refuse III
apple when tho lady offered 1t to him l'-(Bufal
| Courier.
| "The Cambridge Days thus gets the joke on on
| ChasnceY": :" MIR. Depsw Is reported to have said G