New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-02-28
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

Eugene Field has sent the following touching %.
peal to Bismarck:
Hear u.s. Bismarck we iLlplore ye,
Man fcrrn gnous and CORY
In that isle where grows the mango,
Likewise cocoaDuts and sago
Is our bay called PangoPango
Or Pago-pago!
Too Much Thcory-Customer (angrily)-Look herS
Hafton; what do you mean by sending me this coal
bin second time3 Why, man, | paid that bill
Hafton consulting tho books -Um Ahl Yes. 1 ses.
VOL don't mind that, my dear fellow. You SEQ
my graduated from business college, and
this !. some Of his doubIe-entry bookkeeping -Puck.
The Atlanta Constitution acutcly observes,
Tho SOutherDcr has held the throwing open Of
his doors dnd the abundance Of his table and ths
wide range of his welcome TO be the best thing. In
this he has net his duty TO the public and established
himself as a good citizen The Northern man. Oh
the contrary, lives close and frugal life-Openna
the door Of his home cautiously though cordially
and entertaining scanhy but well-and at the end
Of the year turns up with plump for the en-.
dcwmen of school, college, hospital library,
l. Is thus that be discharges his duty to society,"
Mrs Honcspun had boon on a visit TO tie Jenkinsei
who lived In the ciiy. on returning home sne wa
And how did you find Mis- Jenldnsr'
OH she REPLIED they We GO, got ,f neo house hosi
up They've not got any place out doors TO hang
their washing leaslwl-e | suspicion they haven't. 81
bcst chairs light In the paIlor.S-(Boston Transcript
The INAUGURATION Number of Tho Judge, Will
mako the Republicans who read it even 1oIlier than
usual and will almost make the Democrats forget
for time that March Fourth viii be a cold day for
them.
Can II be that lovely Paris
is committing harl-kan
With that double-cdgcd and gltierng blade Bouangcrt
IT would be a thousand piueo,
o most beautiful Of cities
But hats the way It looks 10 an stranger.
buffalo Express.
The Empress OF China has Just ennobled tn rec gen.
erations Of Sir Robert Harris ancestors, although they
all dead.
Life in Pizen Crcek.-Coloncl whipsaw (Of the Rat.
tlcsnakc Ranch. being shown To his room in the Bad
Lands HouseJ-Wh-what does it say on that air sign
Landlor-It says, Guests Will please remove their
by the North Fork Of the Great Crooked Bitter.
root 90 out to the corral an gift my boss an III
moscy If the efete ways Of the WORKOUT East are
sneakn I'm here like this shall start fuIder West to-
nigLL"-(TeNas Siftngs.
The other day a teacher IN a Boston school showed
little girl plctur, of fan and asked her what it vas
TIE little girl didn't appear to know. What does
your mother do TO keep cool in hot weather., asked
The teacher. Drink beer' the prompt reply Of
the little girl.
Crandmamma had been explaining 10 the little girl
how our earth Is kept from Tying on mo nnhise
ElHr
tying 10 draw the earth toward ITSELF while ING at-
Pr always keeps IT'S distance. Grandma. SAID ths
little girl. should think the sun would get aus
couraged after while and let II so'-iarpers iouas
People.
An Alabama man who wanted to ma out "hs' Pr"
fesslon his son was best fitted for put him IN room
one day with Bible. an apple and a dollar DILL II
he found him. when be returned, reading the biole'
he would make clergyman Of him. II eauhg the
ample. a farmer; and If interested in the dollar Dill
a anlcr When he returned, however, lie found me
boy sitting the Bible, with the dollar OIL III us
pocket and the apple almost deyoured, ana SO ~
decided to make a politician Of him.
sadic-Do you ex pect 10 observe Lent, Manner
Mamle-Oh, yes, indeed And I'm getung We
sVeeieSt Icntcn costume made you ever set your
ewes on IL Is 10 be trimmed with the loveliest iaest
sfyle fringe. and-and- And isn't IL a enanlo thst
Lent lasts onIy-only-- How many weeks are there
IN Lent anyway, sadie l'-( Norrstovn Herald
woman dearly loves to have a cavalier but shs
doesn't like TO have him treat her cavaltery.
Mrs. ward Trumphs-P ublisher-Mrs. Ward D
this novel
Mr.. ward tauthor Of Robert Elsmcre')-Yes,
its my very last divinity novel.
" Bnt. madam. It Starts of with Edith, 90 you
love NE iul then follows regular sermon running
through twenty chapters. and when must have taken
up with Edith answered yes
" know u isn't very exciting. but was bound
thi, time Ia write book thai couldn't DC draInAtLcd'
Il philadelphia RecOni.