The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-11-17

Miss Cynthia Swatthammer, the only
daughter of Colonel Jasper Swatthammer,
a wealthy manufacturer and upholsterer
of Swatthammer's Maroon Colored
Sausage, for internal use, will offer in GER
titled checks or approved paper, $3.50, 600
for new or secondhand duke in good re
pair. She is five feet nine inches high
with sorrel hair and perfectly sound She
cannot cook or sing much, but is a good
roadster, and has dog with which TO begin
housekeeping. She is very fond of pets,
but her teeth are still good.
Miss Perlie Briggs, an only child, aged
forty-seven years, will trade a good cattle
rancho and a tough, old heart for a bright,
little duke who does not know very much.
She is dark complected,' she says, and
Moves her home. She has LOO head of
range cattle, and has just received an in
voice of choice Texas trail cattle. She
gets along well without affection, and sits
jauutily in the saddle with one heel under
each flank of her horse. For five years
she rode unarmed over the plains hoping
to be captured by some lawless man, but
as soon as the lawless men saw her they
went TO another territory. She can hold a
Texas COW with one hand and milk her
with the other, and she sometimes sings a
little, accompanying herself on the accor-
deon.
Miss Violet Beard would be willing to
trade cranberry marsh in Burnett
county, Wisconsin, for a count who loves
his home and knows how to pick cranber-
ries for market or run errands. The marsh
would be delivered at the altar, if desired
1t is well fitted up, with a cabin for pickers
aEd nicely arranged for flooding the vines
duHag the summer. Miss Beard is four
feet nine inches in height, and wears a cor
set that would fit a horse or bee hive very
well indeed. She has had little schooling,
but is self made, with the exception of her
Sunday toupee which was made for her in
ST. Paul
Miss Precious Johnson, two headed
colored girl, who has been for some years
in the museum and freak industries, will
swap a plantation in Mississippi and an
ACCORDION for a good duke who is accus-
toned to the care of horses. Permanent
Job for a duke who knows his business and
is not afraid to work Miss Johnson wonld
be away winters, and would want trusty
husband who is used to the care OF chill
iren. She is little below the medium
height, with dark glossy hair, rather in
clined to curl. She has Travelled a good
deal and sings easily with both voices.
She has sung for several crowned heads,
and wears a decolette dress for evening,
cut V shaped and filled in with some dark
material. Miss johnson values her planta-
Mon at S150000 and would want a duke
that could take the lead as cotton hoest,
also break colts or do light house work
have only space for the description of a
partial list of titled subscribers who have
already sent in their photographs and alb
stract of title with crest of the owners
Every mail, however, is bringing letters in
answer to our circulars sent abroad, and
by the holidays business will be humming,
/ think. Fictitious names. of course, are
given, because we cannot betray the bust
neSs entrusted to us, in my opinion, an
opinion, may say, in which l am joined
by the president of our board, Mr.. c. P.
Huntington.
Lord Recompense Won Sniffen is a stout
built man of middle age, who has been
robbed of his wife four times. His title
extends back nearly as far as the mortgage
on his house and lot. He is of sandy
complexion with bright red beard. This