New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-02
TIE TALK or TEE OAE

when We have visiton that 10 30 % gTonds ~
TIE TALK or TEE DAE
According 10 the hotel CLERKS, strangers hi ~ ~
90 to church for vasious reasons swhicA b ~
nearest church, 10 question frequently sstsd Ara
where viii hear tho best music ID asked quits q
often as Who Is the best preacheris Women ~
usually moro anxious than men to learn the ehase<
teisttcs Of the preacher; and they ply The clerk M
such questions - Il he Aowery :" 10 b ssnssEaa
ais no old or now stylei" Women 40 also dsselS
interested In the question whether OF not ehsysA
Is fashion able, and . majority Of them, perhaps, vn
mako their choice on that ground alone. One elsrk
tells Of q lady who came to him the other day nd
frankly told him that she wanted to 80 10 the church
where she would be likely 10 see tho greatest nunb
Of stylish bonnets and gowns.
Identded.-Mrs. Youngwife-whst f. this cloth thru
George, that looks Ike tho leg Of shrunhen psR Z
Mr.. Younswife-why, that's my gun-case
Mrs. Younswife- yes one Of those things ~
call Observation-Disclosures Free-Press.
A Chicago man who was leaning against lamp.poA
last evening heard to remark: It was . gzsaA
show, derned II 1t wasn't Chicago couldn't doas
much better.' With recognition Of our success ~
breathe more freely.
Baron Erlanger, the Paris banker. Who hes nd
looking at our railroad system, thinks there h.s -
too much railroad building In tho West and NofthvA
however, and he looks upon that as the hold Tor ss
enterprise. 4Ultin. iely:. s.d b: svhsn ~ Sogs
here in the shape Of . branch house. am ch..nN
with America and shall certainly return 70 R'-PAilA.
delphis Inquirer
How much for . seat on yor tsndr 0ked .
roughly dressed old fellow yesterday morning. Of .
young man who selling seats for stand on Fifth!
ave. Ton dollars" was the half Joking reply!
WALL" said the old man, give been poggng shoes
fer year up in Cayugy County, to git the money Or
this show; and as expect to DO robbed any how
before leave the town, may as well let you hold
me up a. them bunco steerers. Gimme four sess
young feller." And he paid for them out Of bully
wad.n
Ten years ago the superintendent Of IN Iowa rait
road booted tramp out Of his Office for having the
cheek to ask for a pass. To-day that tramp ne
lifted him on bis boot Keeps restaurant and ssnds
him over lunches.-tDetroit Free Press.
A Western religious sect locates Heaven near Rock
ford, III. This is blow between the eyes for
Chicago.
Hes Been .shCok.-w,s wick f.; , ,:n,t y
woman nearly always tries to save him nom punsh.
ne ssph IN .r Sss ny Boy ~ SI'
Nor tho length Of it.-(Terre Haute Express o,
Tho American flag looked particularly beautiful
floating from the two spires Of St. Pstrcks Cathedral
Tried ana Found :" Charlotte my dear how
II a SG" naS yGa a bad Nv
from K..ss tia. he ~, YOU'D u Ss With
ssF n snd ien
thousand Kisses every day. THAT is really very
~es Gs 90
loving husband IS you have. sAh yes my ;a.t hva
travelling bag instesd Of my own before he started.
| -lFliegende Blatter.
| This is = phenomenal year. Farmers all over ~
country are finding iour-leaf clovers
Perhaps now Chicago Will stop sneerng at Nsv4
York foreign city. It has vindicssed tts intense
| Amerc snism.
| A lady on Mount svernon-st. told her. newly set
Qucd Irish maid the other day TO ssy she was H S
at homo, in case any one called one visltor dad
CONF Mrs. ' Blank IN she sad when tho door
opened in s.1 e s'I p Tns .o She. NOT
At home. and may God forgive tho s"fai Ito fHAl
'' WheSsupon she slammed the eocr in the visitors
face. and that was the end ofh.-cchicaso Tribune
The way in which the religious press generally
rose to the OCCASION in trcStins Of the great Cen
tsnniaI celebration, Is worthy Of all praise
Wont To oldn.n;sn .an vsoyy SH pr0p0''
70 S M,ss proposed yestsrday-by note.
oldmsn:on-1he note went TO protest her '''n''
1t IL estimated that Americans viii spend 10000,
600 IN Europe this season. Of which probably e2,ooo
600 will go for tips
F1stsod what possessed you to come to fancy drs:s
bali In ordinary evening dress' Are you supposed y
Gus 1w f 81. suspicion ,he guyins' hm'-u
represents nothing allow mo " inform you
| MIC Dritcly-Why, Of course How stupid va
| not to know 1t. !-lTerre Hsute Express
The ice men now have organ called Tho la
Journal It is cold day when It gets left
whatever may be- tho future of the United stats,
and the country has BY no means solved Us m SSs
serious problem IN putting down Inc Osusnse 1S Os
good which the cultivation OF an araent snd ny S
| Rational spirit has becn in every dlmouly IL nas
strengthened the operations OF inc Gen ~. do%sS c
and foreign policy Of the country. The sacrtnce Q!
state lights Is almost forgotten, and all sections ana
Doxe e snd dignity and prosperity to tho peopia
| observation-disclosures Empire
| Ono OF the most suggestive incidents in the great
military parade was the cheering called out BY the
pI,ying OF Dixie by the Southern bands.
On tho Trs,n.-Frtz Raxy-Ah, this rock and re
goes well. so e1hlsrsiins' ySa know ', 49,. .,o,,
or ny The rock OF the train helps It along
They finished the contents Of the bottle IN silence
| -tTexas Strings.
When the Texas boys in their beautiful wa1ta
uniforms passed up Fifth Avenue, . lady on one oil
tho stands exclaimed mpuls.vefy: They arc so nice
that would like to kiss every one Of them'
A Kansas paper alleges thai It will shortly faxe
| live stand on a dead issue. This western eniot
| pnss The paper probably means 10 pitch mo s1no.
body for not removing dead hofse'-'Do'to' ff''
Press
DID THEY SEND REGRETS'
From The Baltimore American.
We fall TO see any notice OF the presence OF tne
stsreyed Goddess and Editor watterson at tns SS