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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-07-03

RpNB, July 2.-1ti receiving tie gban.
ish Anbalsadof, the Pope alluded 10 III
poeBlble departure from Rome. II n
certain that arrangements Tor hla foithB
In Spain have been completed,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-07-03
A iilg IIre iu I,lnho,

HALLY, ID4Ho, July9.-Four business
blocks were burned here this morning.
The loss is estimated at S5OO,00O.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-07-03

EcoNonY aud strength are peculiar 10
Hoods SAfsApAfillA, Che only medicine
Of which 400 Doses One Dollar d true.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-07-03

GgANb Free Lunch with Turtle Soup,
viii DO served A. The Garden Saloon m.
day and Saturday, from o q, M, 10 0 p, m,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-07-03

1,csbos, July g,--Mllis, the EhRlIah
Jockey hos been killed by falling NJ a
race at gpa, Belgium, "
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-07-03

Quo vllLIY Gown ID Iho beSI,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05
IHE COWBOY IN rae EAsr.
BY 8. W. FoSS.

Tho Indians he slnshed and gashed and slapped
and slew and slaughtered;
ds'd boot and shoot the bowling Ute, who
squealed and reeled and tottered:
and marauder
The horse thief strung on the limb he hung, and
thus kept Law and order.
In every fight big luck he struck and never met
disaster;
In glen and den. mid brutes and men, he never
found a master;
No cash or slash could ever dash against his
front terrific,
No foe could stand his red right hand that
slugged SO scientific.
The rattlesnake he punched and crunched; he
overthrew the bison;
He sought and fought an awful lot each beast
meath the horizon.
No scar or jar could ever mar. no harm could
ever get him,
But want Of breath and speedy death o'ertook
all things that met him!
But to the town he came for fame he moved
into the city:
BE fell; ali we'll sreve to tell-the pity-oh,
He'd hit and split his head, and get bruise at
every crossing
And the herdic man and the moving van his
mdngled form was tossing
Whene'er he crossed the street his feet with
wheels and things were tangled;
And his frc.oe became a bloody shame, all
manned and Inns sed and mangled;
He'd fall and sprawl right thro' it ALL his bones
ali dislocated
With most Of his face stuck on the wrong place,
and both Of his feet mismated.
And soon 1t came to pass the gas the big gas
house exploded
And he-ah me was hit, you see he didn't
know it was loaded
Obpmy in the sky he shot as high as war con-
tractor bounties,
And his scattered frame was found they claim,
in nineteen different countiesi
Yankee Blade
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05
An Exiled Russian Grand Duke.

A good many society people who at
tended the grand ball at the Gait House,
given in honor of the Russian Grand
Duke Alexis, will be interested in the
news from st. Petersburg that that
handsome Prince has been disgraced
and exiled to Siberia. Alexis has been
conducting a filtration" so open and
shameless with the Countess Zenaide de
Beauharnais, wife of the Duke de
Leuchtenberg, that he has been de-
prived of his Office of Lord High Ad-
miral of the Fleet and shorn of his
other honors and exiled besides at
least the despatch SAYS so, though it
looks incredible. The lovely Countess
has been given permission to leave the
Empire for an indefinite period. When
Alexis visited this country he was the
recipient of constant round of social
attentions, He was in Louisville in
1872. I think, and the ball given in his
honor was one of the most brilliant in
the history of the city. The bellies of
Kentucky We'd with each other in their
efforts to secure the favor of this scion
of royalty. Alexis made good impress.
sion while in this country, and seemed
to be very much of a gentleman, even
If he was defendant of an effete mon
archy. A poor lady living in Henry
County went insane on the subject Of
the Princes visit to Louisville, and
imagined herself engaged to him. Her
friends could never up to the day of her
death relieve her of the hallucination
that she was the promised bride Of
Alexis. She would frequently come to
Louisville to look for him and prepare
for the wedding. She went by the
name of ~the Princess Lucinda" and
was of a good family.-Louisrille Post.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05
A High Polish.

Occasionally little fact is inadvert-
emily mentioned which proves that
men have their full share of vanity. Il
wish, said halter, "that 1 had q dol
lar for every time I polish q silk hat.
It's absolutely ridiculous the way men
drop in, perhaps as often as twice week,
to have their hats polished. When they
offer to pay 1 say in an offhand way that
We never charge for that work, and in
vite them to give me call some time
when they want to buy q hat. And
very often they do. But the frequency
with which the same man brings in the
same hat is rather absurd. The hat is
already as lustrous as it can we'll be
made, and unnecessary polishing only
wears it out. But it wouldn't do to tell
the customer this. send the hat down
stairs and have it kept there ten min
ufes and then sent up, perhaps without
its having been touched. But the man
doesn't know this and departs imagining
his headgear sheds q brighter radiance
han when he entered"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05
Awful Extravaganza.

Young men are frequently warned
against the extravagances of dissipa-
tons, but it was reserved for the clever
humorist, Zenas Dane, to warn them
against the church fair. He does this
as follows in brakes Magazine:
"Oh, Mr.. Blank, you're the very man
I'm looking for. You must take at
least ten chances in the drawing for the
crazy quilt. It's only 25 cents chance,
and"
"Oh, Mr.. Blank, you must give me
10 cents and then guess how many
beans there are in this jar, and if you
guess"
There, Mr. Blank, isn't that a lovely
little bouquet in your buttonhole? A
dollar, please"
aha, I've found you at last, Mr..
Blank! We're voting an afghan to the
prettiest young lady here, and you
must put in at least twenty-five votes
for Miss Brassey. It's only 10 cents a
vote, and"
"Ah, Mr.. Blank. I just know you
want this smoking cap and jacket
They're only $29, and"
Now, Mr.. Blank, you're not going
past my table without buying some
thingl Here's the very pen-wiper you
desire, and it's only 81. There it is all
done up nicely for you. What's this
a So bill? Aha, you foolish man! We
never give any chance at this table.
Ha, ha, hal"
"Oh, but you must buy this cigar
case, Mr.. Blank. 1 won't let you say
no. Here it is. There! I've slipped
it into your overcoat pocket. -Four
dollars, please"
Oh, You bad, naughty man to try to
go by my table when I've the very pair
of slippers you've been longing for all
these years. You're ever and ever SO
wicked! Wait until do the slippers
up in this lovely tissue paper, and"
"Oh, Mr.. Blank, have you seen Re
becca' at the we'll, and the gypsy for
tune teller? Come, and I'll take you
to them, and"
Stop, stop, Mr. Blank, not step
farther until you've paid your quarter
for chance in the grab-bagw
why, Mr.. Blank, I'm so glad I ran
across you. want you to take six of
the loveliest old ladies down stairs and
get them oysters and ice cream. Oh,
you shan't say no, 1 just won't let your
When Blank finally escapes by
sneaking down cellar and out through
the furnace room he walks three miles
to his boarding place, because he hasn't
car fare left out of the $50 he left
home with.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05
A Free Use OF q Bath.Tuh

Julius, Western darkey, having
landed at Chicago, saw an advertisement
Of a bathing establishment notifying
those who wished to he clean that they
might get good wash for o quarter, re-
solved to avail himself of the privilege.
Accordingly, julius arrived shortly
afterwards with bundle under his arm.
and being shown into q bath-room, wa
left 20 his additions.
Considerable time elapsed and julius
did not come forth, and after waiting for
about An hour, the keeper of the baths
went to the door and screamed out:
Say, darkey, are you coming out ?"
Yes, as soon as get troo nv wash.
ing"
How long will that be?"
~Praps an hour to an hour an q
hall, coolly answered Julius.
With that the man burst into the
room, and there, all around, was the
darkey's freshly washed clothing hang
ing up to dry; but, not noticing it Just
then, remarked:
You must clear out at once. You've
been in over two hours!"
~Look-a-here, said julius, in an en-
ragged manner, pointing to his drying
clothes, which rather took the bathing
man down. I'D like to see you wash
and hang out two dozen pieces in less
time than I've been at it."
In another minute julius was landed
in the street, surrounded by his wash.
ing.-ChicagO Herald.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05
In Good Luck.

IN UOO0 LUCK
Meridian Miss News, July 81.
The luckiest man in Meridian, for the past
month at least, is Mr.. S. We'll, proprietor OF
the Exchange saloon, corner of Second
street and Twenty-second avenue. He struck
the Louisiana State Lottery at its July draw
ing for the neat sum of $1,000, his ticket be-
ing one-twentieth of ticket No. 81, Coz, which
drew the 100000 capital prize.
Mr.. We'll has been a citizen of Meridian
for about year, coming here from Union
City, Tenn, and while he has at times been
interested. in ''clubs," his purchase for this
month was the second time he had invested
IN the Louisiana State Lottery individually.
The month before he was lucky enough to
draw $40. Then he and Mr.. w. H. Hall sent
to New Orleans fol S. worth of tickets, two
for each and one in partnership. When the
tickets arrived Mr.. We'll selected his two,
one of which drew the 5000.
He sent his ticket to New Orleans by the
Southern Express Company, and as soon
as the return could be made, he received his
5000 through the same medium.
Mr.. We'll takes his good luck modestly,
but Acknowledges that the drawing of the
5000 was an agreeable and welcome
surprise.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05
Weak and Weary

Describes tho condition Of many people dehih-
lated by the warm weather, By disease or over
work. Hoods Sarsaparilla Is just the medicine
needed to overcome that tired feeling, to purify
and quicken the sluggish blood. and restore the
lost appetite.
NY appetite was poor, could not sleep. bad
headache great deal, pains in my back, my bow
els did not move regularly. Hoods Sarsaparilla
in . short time did me so much good that feel
like a new man. Ny pains and aches are relieved,
my appetite improved" GEORGE +. JACKSON,
Roxbury Station, Conn,
Hoods SarsapariIla
Sold BY all druggists. 81; six for s. Prepared
only by c. 1. HOOD 4 CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses one Dollar
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05
The Quickest Divorce on Record.

The quickest divorce ever granted in
York County was decreed by Judge
Haskell at Alfred last week. Mrs.
Edward w. Kelley of Saco had applied
for divorce, and she appeared before
the court to plead her reasons. Her
husband had spent most of his time since
their marriage in jail, and had Just been
brought up on . charge of stealing
hens.
is that man your husband?" asked
the judge. The woman replied in the
affirmative.
You are divorced said the court.
with . celebrity of action equal to that
OF the hustling New Hampshire parson
who married his patrons in this
fashion:
You take this woman for your wife
You take this man for your husband?
Married. Two dollars, - Lewiston
Jo,sswek
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05
Eddie Is Left.

AMY have two suitors I love
equally well, what can / do?
Lulu-Who are they?
Amy-Edward, an artist, and Arthur.
reporter.
Lulu-Take Arthur.
Amy-Why?
Lniu-You goose, he can describe
FOUR trousseau snd the weddlrg In his
paper.
Amy-So he can, dear Arthur.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Jinks: "Mr. Oldwhiskey's wagon has
just stopped before Wink's door and the
driver is carrying in two demijohns of whis-
key, one of brandy and two cases of beer
and wine. Must be going to have lot OF
company"
Company? Not much. He's just going
up into the country for his annual rest"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

1--WE are all worms" exclaimed the
preacher in his sermon.
Little Bobby, who was following the dis
course attenti vely, whispered to his mother
''Then that's the reason why the great big
fish swallowed Jonah, isn't it?''
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

A Terrifying subiect.-Blnks: II saw a
man turn pale and tremble to-day at the
mention of the American Navy"
Kinks: ''Eh? Was he a foreigner"
Blinds: ''No: he belongs to the marines
and he can't SWIM"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Rev. Primrose: 1.-The tide waits for no
man, my young friend"
Merritt: $50 they say. Still, when one
he's aslet D."
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

He. "How beautiful aud poetic are some
of the old Indian words! Minnehaha for
instance. or Alabama
She: eyes, and Kissime." Which he
did if he was any GOOD.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

/. Mrs. Sourface: 81 hear Mrs. DeSweet's
husband is just devoted to her,"
Mrs. Sharptongue: HE is? Well, we'll!
There amt many such men,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Dobbins' Electric Soap is cheaper for you
to use, if you folt0,c directions, than any
other soaps would be if giren to you, for by
its use clothes are Sdred. Clothes cost more
than soap. Ask your grocer for DObbins.
| Take no other
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Curiosity is purely feminine character
istic. When a man asks questions it ID
merely because he wants to know.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Something New at the Circus.-Jinks:
"Been to the circus, Ell? See anything
new?''
Bllnks: "Yes; the children who laughed
at the clowns were new"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

panel-size photo engraving of our popular
picture kissing at Z, II and 10" Address
the makers of the great Anti-Bile Remedy,
bile Beams" ]. F. Smith d Co., st. Louis,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Mr.. Sterne. "Tms tea is weak"
Mr.. Price. "Then would advise you Il
Lean it against the butter"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Small Boy: 'Papa, why do the newspa-
pers make such fun of John Wanamaker."
Papa "a great statesman): "Oh, its be-
clause he's such queer Dick-always goes
to church regularly and never gets tight or
has any fun"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Hostler: ''Yonng man out there wants
ter hire spirited boss fer ther afternoon
Liveryman: ''FelleTs as ask fer spirited
bosses don't know anything about hoeses.
Give him old Bet.''
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Nudge: '.Peck, do you believe in sheol
here on earth?'
Peck: "No, l don't believe in it, but l
guess have got to stand it."
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

The trust rage is being run into the
ground. An earthenware trust is now to be
formed
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

If afflicted with sore eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it.25c
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

The most prominent physicians in the city
smoke and recommend ''Tansill's Punch. !"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

'Tis the accounts of the side-door saloon
that are kept up on the double entry sys-
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

HeOfer: "What are you engaged in at
PRESENT."
Pfeiffer: 'Tm in Omaha manufacturin g
ing Indian relics to sell at church fairs for
the benefit of the heathen."
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

yet published for any blood medicine is the
printed guarantee of the manufacturers of
Dr.: Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
which ,rarrunts that wonderful medicine to
benefit or cure in all cases of those diseases
for which it is recommended, or money paid
for it will be returned. It cures all diseases
arising from torpid liver and impure blood
and their names are legion. All Skin, Scalp
and Scrofulous affections, Eruptions, Sores
and Swellings, Salt-rheum, letter, Erysipe-
las and kindred diseases are among those in
which the Discovery" effected marvellous
cures.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Smith: ''Were you ever disappointed in
love?"
Jones; mo: but I've been disappointed
in marriage"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

When everything else fails, DR.. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy cures. 50 cents, by druggists
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

When Baby WIS sick. We gave her Castoria,
When che was q Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children. she gave them Castoril
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05
ANOFHRR CHILD LOST



spsasible fer the Deaths Of their CAil.
dren.
Lost! Not In the streets Of the city, not In the
woods. but lost to the parents through death! The
report OF the Board Of Health in New York shows
that more than on&third Of all deaths during the
summer are children Cholera infantum, teethng.
summer troubles unripe fruit-all are. At .Rar with
the little creature whom it Is the parents solemn
duty to protect Nearly all these sad deaths miGhs
have been avoided Parents thouahtlessly neglect
their children but they the less e<minally
responsible. Watch the tender child that heaven
mesa but fcrttfy its little body against the terrible
SANITY attacking and ind easy home in the child
Kill the gsrms The simplest and suress way TO do
this IL always the best Put drops OF Perry Ds-
vie's Pain Killer in the chids liquid food This viii
kill the germs-will prevent disease. IL Is wonder.
full What an effect this simple precaution has. One
mother, writing on the subject says:
money could not tempt me TO go through the
summer without . bottle Of Perry Daviss Pain Kill
er cloee At hand. lost child that am certain
could have been saved had used this remedy. and
nave Always felt responsible for its death: None
Of my children have since been sick during the sam
Pain Killer
There thousands of parents following the same
course and the constant health OF their children IL
their reward. No parent can afford to risk the life
Of child when 50 sure and simple = means Of safe
u can be secured
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

Castor Beans Wanted.
Address The MARSH Oh COMPANY,
Kansas City, Missouri.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

deed that he became insane, and all
through his insanity he kept saying:
Take her away from me! Lady Jane
Grey. Take her away! Lady Jane Grey.
It was the voice of his conscience. And
NO man ever does anything wrong, how
ever great or small, but his cons cience
brings that matter before him, and at
every step of his misbehavior it says,
Wrong, wrong" Sin is q leprosy, sin
is paralysis, sin is consumption. sin
is pollution, sin is death. Give it fair
chance and it will swamp you, body,
mind, and soul forever. In this world
it only gives a faint intimation of its
virulence. You see patient in the frs.
stages of typhoid fever. The cheek is
somewhat flushed, the hands somewhat
hot, preceded by q slight chill. why,
you say, typhoid fever does not seem
to be much of disease" But wait I'M
til the patient has been six weeks under
it, and all his energies have been wrung
ont, and he is too weak to lift his little
fnger, and his intellect is gone, then
you see the full havoc of the disease.
Now sin in this world is an ailment
which is only in its very first stages;
but let it get under full way and it is an
all consuming typhoid. Oh. five could
see our unpaf0OneO sins as you BEES
them our teeth would chatter, and our
knees would knock together, and our
respiration would be choked, and our
heart would break. If your sins are un-
forgiven, they are bearing down on You,
and you are sinking -sinking away from
happiness, sinking away from God,
sinking away from everything that is
good and blessed.
Then what do We want? A swimmer!
A strong swimmer! A swift swimmer!
And, blessed be God, in my text We have
him announced. He shall spread forth
his hands in the midst of them, as he
that swimmeth spreadeth forth his
hands to 81 i'm You have noticed that
when q swimmer goes out to rescue any
one he puts OF his heavy apparel He
must not have any such impeachment
shout him if he is going to do this great
deed. And when Christ stepped forth
to save us He shook OF the sandals Of
Heaven, and His feet were free; and
then He stepped down into the wave OF
rls tsaasezsssioas. end 4 ssns ~ svss
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-05

help him; and am gong to weep ex-
travagantly over nv sins and that will
help Him." No, my brother, it will not
Stop your doing. Christ will do all OF
none. You cannot lift an ounce, you
cannot move an inch, in this matter OF
your redemption.
This is the difficulty which keeps
thousands of souls out of the kingdom
of Heaven. 1t is because they cannot
consent to let Jesus Christ begin and
complete the work of their redemption.
why" you say, then is there nothing
Tor me to do de?" Only one thing have
you to do, and that is to lay hold OF
Christ and let him achieve your saliva
ton and achieve it all. do not know
whether make the matter plain or not.
I simply want to show you that man
cannot save himself, but that the AL
do it, if you ask him. o, fling your two
around this omnipotent swimmer of the
cross.
That is a thrilling time when some
one swamped in the surf is brought
ashore and being resuscitated. How the
people watch for the moment when he
begins to breathe again, and when at
opens his eyes upon the bystanders. a
shout of joy rings up and down the
beach. There is JOY because a life
has been saved. o, We who have been
swamped in the seas of trouble and
sin! We gather around you. Would
that this might be the hour when
you begin live. The Lord
Jesus Christ steps down. he gets on his
knees. he puts his lip to your lip.
and would breathe pardon and life and
Heaven into your immortal soul. God
grant that this hour there may be thou
sands of souls resuscitated. / stand on
the deck of the old Gospel ship amid .
crowd Of passengers, all of them hop
ing that the last man overheard may be
saved. May the living Christ this hour
put out for your safety. spreading forth
his hands in the midst Of yo1. a. .
swimmer spssadstA fszth hi haaas to
svtn.'
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-12-12
1890.
HARPER'S BAZAR
ILLUSTRATED.

Rarper's Bazaar is a journal for
the home. Giving the latest infor
nation with regard to the fashions
it's numerous Illustrations. fashion
plates, und pattern sheet supple
metts are Indispensable alike to the
home dressmaker and the profess
ional modiste. No expense is spared
in making it's artistic attract'veness
of the highest order. Its clever
short stories. parlor plays, and
thoughtful ESSAYS satisfy all tastes.
and its last page Is famous as a
budget of wit and humor. In Its
weekly issues everything is includ
ed WHICH is of interest to women.
During 1890. Olive Thorne Miller:
Christine Terhune nerrick, and
Nary Lowe Dickinson will re-
spectively furnish a series of pa
pers on THE Daughter at Home
"Three Meats Day and "The
" oman OF the Period" The serial
novels will be written by Waiter
Besant and W. F. Robinson.