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The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-04-10
TO HE1Rs. cREpIroRs. Etc.
In the matter of the estate Of william H Ham

lin, deceased.
In the Marion Circuit Court March term, 1859.
Notice is hereby given that William c. Smock
as administrator OF the estate Of William II. Hamln
deceased, has presented and filed his account and
vouchers in final settlement OF said estate, and that
the same will up for examination and action Of
said Circuit Court the 20th day of April 1889 az
which time all heirs, creditors egatees Of said
tate are required to appear in said court aud show
cause ii any there be- why said account and vouch-
ers should not be approved. And the heirs Of said
estate also hereby required az the time and place
Aforesaid 10 appear and make proof OF their hership
WM. c. SM0CK, Administrator
Pickens Moore, Attorneys. S-1
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A Tempting DIorseI.

Poseyboy-"I tell you, Miss Skittish is the
smartest and prettiest girl in this city. There
are no flies on her."
Ponsonby-"No, but I should think there
would be-"
Poseyboy-"Why%
Pnnsnnhu-ts BECAUSE she Ia 40 sweet
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Only Once. Please.

The Rev. DIR. Alban Cope firmly, to clipping
couplel-It is impossible; | will not marry
anybody in LentP
Will Marigold (urgently)-"For goodness
sake, doctor, can't you do it just this time? We
Wont trouble you again"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-04-10

"When the spring-time comes" we usually
find ourselves drowsy and exhausted, owing to
the impure and sluggish state of the blood. To
remedy this trouble take Ayers Sarsaparilla,
the most powerful, yet safe and economical
blood purifier in existence.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-04-10
Consumption Surely Cured.

To THE EDIToR-Please inform your readers
that have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. By its timely use thousands
of hopeless cases have been permanently
cured. / shall be glad to send two bottles of
my remedy FREE to any of your readers who
have consumption if they will send me their
express and P. o. address. Respectfully,
7. A. SLoCUM, NJ. c., ISL Pearl-st., New York.
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A Statesman's Reward.
TPuck.1

"Lige, did you give Mr.. Spoyles of Indiana,
on his departure, my distinct refusal to consider
his claims to the Corn Creek post-ofice"
"No, Mr.. President l gave him your dis
carded inauguration pantaloons"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-04-10

The American Eagle must be gay old bird
he is bald If you don't want to be bald,
use Halls Hair Remover and you won't be.
Try il.
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DIR. Henley's Genuine Invigorator.

Celery, Beef and Iron give food to the brain,
euriches the blood. aids digestion gives refresh
ing Sleep where other remedies fail. Try it.
Sold by dealers. Price. 81.
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Wy NTEn AT ONCE, AN AGENT, MAN
w AN LED woman, in every vicinity.
Profitable business. Liberal pay. All time neces-
sary Give references. Address r. H. Woodland &
Co., Baltimore, Md.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-04-10

References-The Hon. Bellamy StOrea, Lewis
Whiteman, Samuel NJ. Hart, Irwin Il Co., Cincin-
natl, o.. Russell r. Ford, superintendent Delaware
and Hudson canal, New York; Joseph Reynolds,
Baltimore, Md. John b. Anderson, New Albany,
Ind; Thomas b. Bryan, Chicago. H.. William
Sheets, Indianapolis.
Another small, glazed card, also yellow with
age. bore the name:
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used above we're repeated. He said
''What you told me yesterday has led me 10 think
1t best that should retire from here. The Egyp-
tians very willing TO leave. There are OF those
children. / should be glad to be rid of them. be-
cause they undermine my authority and nullify all
my endeRvors for retreat. When informed them
that Khartoum had fallen and that
told the Nubians that it concocted
story and that some day We should see steamers
ascending the river for their return. But OF the
regulars / am extremely doubtful. They have led
such free and happy life here that they would
demur at leaving a country where they have en-
joyed luxuries they cannot command in Egypt.
The soldiers married and several have harems.
Many irregulars would also retire and follow me.
Now supposiDg the regulars refuse to leave yon
imagine the position would be dlihsult
fate? Would II not be consgning them all to ruin?
] should have 20 leave them their arms and ammu-
milton, and, returning, all discipline would be
ended. Disputes would arise, factions would be
formed, the more ambitions woald aspire TO be
chief by FORCE and from these ryalTies would spring
hate and mutual slaughter until there would be
none left"
"Supposing you resolve TO stay, what of the Egyp-
tians?"
"Oh these shall have to ask you to be good
Thus, day after day, have recorded faithfully my
interviews with Emn PaSha, but these extracts re-
veal enough for you TO understand the position.
left Mr.. Jephsen thirteen Soundanese and sent
message to be read to the troops, the pasha
requested. Everything else is lett until 1 return
with the united expedition to the Nyanza within
two months. The pasha proposed to visit TT. BodO,
taking Mr.. Jephsen with him. At TT. Bodo have
left instructions to the officers TO destroy the fort
and accompany the pasha 10 Nyanza. hope 70
ing short cut TO the Nyanza along new route
HENRY NJ. STANLEY.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18
SONS OF PRESIDENTS

Complaint IL made that the son OF a
President. present or past, cannot be
mentioned for Office without eliciting a
sneer from = portion Of the press. A
sueer is perhaps never justifablc; for it
is the weapon Of discourtesy. But the
fact that two Of the sons Of ex.Presidents
who we're great men, but who did not,
~ far as evidence to date shows, breed
great men, are appointed to fill most i'm.
portsnt foreign missions deserves com.
nent Great meu rarely begct great
sous. That "Blood will tell" is only
true. in a good sense, when there is in.
telligence used in breeding. 1t is true
Vt the horses on well regulated stock
farms. 1t is seldom true of man. He
has not yet reached that stage of civil.
cation which would enable him to apply
to himself the wholesome rules he on.
forces upon his horse. As a result a
mans name is not necessarily an indica.
ton Of his qualities. Hence, should
there arise in the courts to which they
are accredited, an occasion requiring the
ability Of 6rst class man, President
Harrison will be justly open to unfavora.
bic criticism If our representatives do not
display special fitness for the work for
which they were appointed, If he has chos.
en men who would be unknown but for
the greatness Of their fathers, simply be-
cause they happen to be the sons of those
fathers. But we cannot believe that the
President has done this. He must sure.
ly have been certain that Robert Lincoln
and Fred Grant had the qualifications
required Of first class diplomats or he
would not have appointed them. He
we'll knows that he was not elected be-
cause he was the son Of his father, or the
grandson of his Grandfather; but be.
cause he was a representative Republi.
can. and an American whose good quail.
ties were known to the nation which
chose him. Doubtless the special fitness
Of his appointees are As well known to
him.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

w. A. Wilson. Familiarity known a.
"Gus." deserves great credit Is the only
mail contractor whose route ends at
Phoebe. who regularly brings the mail in
on time. The performance of his duty
TO the people is especially praiseworthy
when it is considered that on account of
Al increase iA the amount OF actual ser.
vice though not in the 'pay--a matter
which could not possibly have been fore.
seen-he is fulfilling his contract at a
loss Of money to himself. The Hike
route 10 not the most important one to
the people Of Phoebe; nevertheless it is
gratifying to those having oorrespon.
dence with the residents Of Pahrauagat
Valley to know that when the time
arrives the Hike mail willhave arrived.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

Keep your hat on while sou eat.
Plunge into the butter with your own
knife.
Never make more than two bites of
slice Of bread.
Spread out your elbow so as to annoy
your neighbor.
The napkin properly considered. is not
a handkerchief.
II your butter plate is empty dab into
the mans nearest by.
Ii your waiter is inattentive knock
loudly with your knife on your glass.
Always eat with your knife. Grasp it
firmly and sink it into your throat to the
hilt.
Suck your soup slow out Of the spoon.
1t makes more noise and attracts atten.
ton.
Ii you haven't had your hat Oh. knock
down several hats in taking yours from
the rack.
Don't unbutton your vest. 1t would
indicate that you are addicted to the
habit of overeating.
Don't call the waiter to hand you the
salt. Knock over your neighbor's trying
to reach for it yourself.
Don't forget to pay at the desk. You
might be unable to convince the cashier
that it was case Of mere forgetfulness.
Eat as rapidly as possible, and at every
mouthful scrape the plate with your
knife. 1t sets peoples teeth on edge.
If you are pretty we'll acquainted with
the waiter and tip him occasionally you
may be able to get him to give you
twenty cent check for fifty cent meal.
i Atlanta American.
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Direct from the Front.
KNoyvrrIP TrNv Tulv , ,ss

KNOXVILLE, Tenn, July ., 1883.
The Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga:
Gentlemen-I can cheerfully and truth
FULLY say that S. S. S. is the greatest blood
purifier on earth. In 1884 contracted
blood poison. Physicians treated me with
no good results. took a half dozen differ.
ent kinds of blood medicines, but, without
receiving any permanent relief was in
duced to try S. S. S. began the first
bottle with the gravest doubts of success.
had been so often deceived. But i'm
provement came, and l continued its use
until perfectly-well. have since married,
and have healthy family. No trace of the
disease is seen. Swift's Specific did all
this for me, and am grateful. Yours
trul", J. S. STRADER.
lis Dale Ave.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

There ia a maiden lady in a city not
far from Elberton. Ca, who is so consti.
tuted that she cannot live out of water
but short while at time. After re.
naming from bath tub for a couple of
hours, she commences to faint and al
most sutiocates, and to procure relief
must at once cover her entire bod, in
cold water. She has in her room pool
Of fresh water, and in this she spends a
greater part OF her time, both winter and
summer.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18
Reply 10 . Stacker.

In reply to letter from New York
inquiring - to the value Of the property
OF the Premier Mining Company in
Homer district. Mono county, the Index
editor writes ~ follows:
'No such corporation ia operating
here. We have no sympathy to expend
upon man who is such . gudgeon that
he will bite at bare hook. Even the
stupid smoker 10 not allured TO his death
unless the trap is baited. But il the
crsdulous victim is 90 close.fsted that he
cannot afford to invest few dollars "a
pay for information that may save him
Thousands. he at least should have the
mAnliness to take his medicine without
squAking."
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

The New York postoffice is the largest
business establishment, affecting the
greatest number Of people under the gov.
srnment Of the United States. 1t de.
livers and collects every year number
OF letters, papers, ETC., six times a. a.
numerous a. the entire population Of tho
Union. It handles each year over $685..
100000 in money order business, while
its own receipts over IS. 600, 900. aud the
net revenue Of the government is over
S9,25O. 900.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

The officers and crew Of the United
States steamer Brooklyn" which ar.
rived in New York on Wednesday from
China, via Cape Horn, hadn't heard how
the election came out last November,
and their first queries were about that
interesting bit OF ancient history, as
many bets were pending on the result
The Brooklyn" came under sail the
whole distance and was about ak months
making the trip.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18
One Hundred Years Ago.

In that primitive weekly newspaper,
the New York Packet. there appeared in
May, 1889, just after the Inauguration
Of George Washington as President, the
following advertisements: IA cook is
wanted for the family Of the President of
the United States. No one need apply
who is not perfect in the business and
can bring indubitable testimonials of So
briefly, honesty and attention to the du.
ties Of the station. coachman who can
be we'll recommended for his skill in
driving attention to horses and for his
honesty, sobriety and good disposition
would likewise find employment in the
family Of the President Of the United
States.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18
A new envelope that will ensure

A new envelope that will ensure the
secrecy of correspondence has been in.
vented. 1t is patent and extremely
ingenious. The envelope is made in the
usual shape with the exception that the
dap is so long ~ to form sort of dog .
ear. which turns over the right hand cor.
nsr Of the address side. The stamp is
put partially on the fay and partially on
the envelope paper. 1t will be difficult
TO tamper with the envelope.
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NEW TO-DAY.
Bookkeeping and Arithmetic, etc

The undersigned undertakes the posting bal.
ancing and revision Of books and accounts. the
teaching of Bookkeeping. Commercial and
lnlningJ Arithmetic. etc, all for moderate
charges.
OTTO STEIN,
Graduate OF Commerce and Modern lanRus.
ges Of the Merchants Academy at Stockholm.
n. Il. III 8 certain number of members can
be secured Iwill open Fencing Club, where
Fol- fencing will be taught and practiced
subscription list In the PAnaca Saloon.
OTTO STEIN,
Member of the Gymnsstic Society al Geneva,
and OF the Fencing Club at Bordeaux,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18


There was frog who lived in a
spring,
he caught such cold he could not
sing"
Poor, unfortunate, Batrachlan! In
what a sad plight he. must have been.
And yet his misfortunes was one that
often befalls singers. Many once tune.
full voice among those who belong to the
genus homo" is utterly spoiled by
"cold in the head" or on the lungs, or
both combined. For the above men.
toned "croaker" we are not aware that
any remedy was ever devised; but we re-.
ioice to know that all human singers
may keep their heads clear and throats
in tune by timely use of DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy and DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, both of which are
sold by druggists.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

Aurelian Payne. aged eighty, was mar.
ried at Fort Wayne, Ind, to Alice Cole.
man, just turned nineteen. The groom
has an enviable record in the matrimon.
ial line. He has been married eight
times, having buried six wifes and VAS
divorced from the seventh.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18
NOTICE.

A meeting Of PROTECTION HOSE co. No. 2.
will be held at Protection Hose House next
Mondsy evening. May 20. 1889, at 9 O'Clock
sharp. All members are rogue ted to be pres.
ent AZ business OF Importance will be brought
p.
A. ApELHANS, Foreman.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

A church at Almont, Mich. raises
money in a novel way. A box is placed
in the church and the members on their
birthdays drop as many pennies in the
box as they are years old.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18
Clothing Department.

In this Department we offer
bargains superior to any here
tofore given In this vicinity
and call special attention to
our stock Of Overcoats and
Suits for Men, Youths and
Boys; Hats and Caps, and our
extensive line Of Boots and
Shoes. -
Gents Furnishing Goods in
great variety and Of the best
quality. An examination here
will most certainly convince
you.
Our prices on Buck Gloves
are SO per cent lower than
formerly, and our Stock the
Largest that has been carried
for years.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

The wreck Of our war vessels 10 the
Samoan harbor Of Apia entailsd loss TO
the United States Of over %, 500, 600.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

Women swallow at one monthful the
lie that aatters. and drink drop by drop
A truth that 10 bitter.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18
KEMP, TEXAS, Tune "a. 1888

KEMP, TEXAS, June 20, 1888.
The Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ca.
Gentlemen-A sixteen-year-old son Of
mine was afflicted with bad blood, and broke
out with an eruption on various parts of his
body. put him to taking S. S. S., and
few bottles cured him entirely. l live at
Lone Oak, but my post-office is at Kemp.
Yours truly, w. S. ROBINSON.
Three books mailed free IN application.
All druggists sell S. S. S.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.,
Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ga.
New York. 756 Broadway.
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Horse assh is sold ut l32 butchers
shops in Paris.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

To : man woman il always CONAN.
dram, which b y asvse willing to give
sp
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18
A Good RetOrt.

II think, Mariar," said churlist
father as his daughter stood before the
glass with curling tongs in hand, THAT
if the Lord had intended your hair to
curl He would have made it So"
very likely, father, and if He had
wanted yon to wear short hair he would
have made it so; wouldn't he!-[Ex.
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Dry-Goods Department.

In the Dry-Goods Depart
ment we a,e offering special
bargains in order to make
room for our Spring and Sum-
mer Goods now in transit.
Note the following: Blankets,
and Robes, Bed Comforts, Elan
nels, Ladies Heavy Skirts, La.
dies, Misses and Children's
Wooden Hose, Gents Fine
Wooden Half. Hose, Ladies',
Misses and Children's Cloaks
and Newmarkets, Jersey Jack
cts, Wooden Dress Goods, Wool
en- Hoods, Nubias, Soarfs and
Heavy Mitts.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18
Grocery Department.

The Grocery Department Is
Constantly supplied, and here
our Prices are still Lower than
the Lowest. Call and be Con-
WINGED.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

We have added largely to
our stock Of Harness, etc., and
carry a good assortment Of
Harness, Brides, Collars,
Sweat-pads, Halters, Whips,
ETC., Etc.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1889-05-18

Oar entiHe stock 10 New and Fresh.
has been recently received, and con.
tatns NO MOth.saten or hhelf.worn
gO0ds.
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the CHARLES A. vooElER CO.. q. .taao,.. va.

AT DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-03-13
KING MILAN ADVOCATES.
His Son Alexander Now Ruler of Servia-
Regents Appointed.

n
A Belgrade special says: King Milan has
issued decree formally Indicating the
throne Of Servia in favor OF his son Alex
ander. who will reign under the title Of
Alexander /. The decree appoints NJ. Iovan
Ristitch and Gems. Frotiton and Balimarko-
vic Regents during the minority of Alex
ander. who is ID years old. King Milan
will remain commander in chief of the
army during his sons minority. The
abdication is due TO the poor health OF
King Milan. who is suffering from nervous
malady. causing mental prostration and in
somnia. He declares that he cannot con-
tinue TO govern without danger to his
reason and peril 10 his life. The regents
have intrusted the radical leader. NJ Taus-
chanovitch. with the formation OF a new
cabinet the new Protitch cabinet having
resigned on two Of its members being ap.
pointed regents. The foreign minister, in
an interview. declared that the events of
the day were complete victory for Rus
sian diplomacy. A rumor is current that
ex-Queen Natalie will return TO Servia and
take up her residence at Kraguyevat.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-03-13
Random Sentences from Story by
Saltus.

An elenchicism such as this.
AS clairvoyant as a nyctalope.
Some echo of ghuzlas and cithars.
The coverlet smooth as an anapest.
The first suspicion; the affected
cecity.
One of Remains melodious fumister~
les.
Brings the strophium to the con-
queror
He could WELD an epigram like O.
glaive.
The momentary malaise of some
stranger.
There was also an assortment of neu-
rosthenes.
The akosmism into which Berkeley
had led him.
He was conscious of her emollient
mouth on his.
1t was Jane, the housemaid, angular
as a hendecagon.
An exegete and eschatologist of more
than passing note.
Dropped from colorless ether into
some dank moraine.
Her skin was eburnean in its clarity,
her eyes of iserine.
Betraying an obsession Of which no
sign should he conveyed.
His eyes were of that green-black
which is noticeable in dysodile coal.
He was distraught at the intususcep-
ton of presence more terrible than
that which Luther outfaced in his,
cell.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-03-13
Quaint Philosophy.

I've notised thet all fools is cyclists,
but all cyclists is not fools.
reckon it nd make heep o hard
feeiin's eff we Good see ourselves as
others see US" but eff others cool see
us as we see ourselves. it nd be the
biggest surprise party that ever was
knowed.
The Teller thet's ashamed of his re-
lidiun, don't need TO be- fur he haint
generally got enuff of it for to be
ashamed Of
I've notised tibet them that asks the
most ques.chuns hain't allus the best
informed.
reckon it nd be heep easyer fur
to find n needle in a haystack" than it
nd be to find two human bein's eggslct
mates.
I've notised that them that thinks
that there haint no hell is ginerally the
ones tibet hat the most reesen to be
afeard tibet there is.
reckon there's more surprizes at
heavens gate than ennywhere else il
the hull universe.
I've notised that when a Teller finds.
ont tibet his opinyun conflicts with his
interests he changes either one or
tother mitey quick.
reckon eff we'd never find fault with
mans work when he's done it better
than we Good do it our own selves,
there 'ud be heep less fault tindn' in
this world.
I've notised that there's mighty few
men thet's sharp enuff to diskiver a
hole in feller's shoe, eff the shoe we'll
blacked an polished.
1 reckon eff everybody nd get what
they think they deserve in this world,
yo' Good find standin' room on the top
o. the Washin'ton Monument fur all
the poor foxes yo' Good scrape up; an6 1
eff nobody 'ud git no moren they ack-'
shully deserve, the rich foxes woodnt.
be no ways crowded in the same place.
Oil city Derrick.