Evening journal., 1889-08-08

DIR. MCQuACK-You are foolish TO
think your wife is likely to die. She is
not dangerously i'll, and will be up in
day or two. Your love for her fills you |
with unwarranted fears
Husband-Ahl If you but knew her, |
doctor, you'd know that when she stays |
from a millinery opening, as she did to-
day, she is in a dangerous condition. ~
Boston Traveller
~
''WEAK and weary" describes the con-
dition of many people debilitated by the
warm weather by disease or overwork
Hoods Sarsaparila IS just the medicine
needed to build up and strengthen the
body, purify and quicken the sluggish
blood, and restore the lost appetite.
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IT is cne Of the funniest things of the
day to see Chicago and st. Louis acting
in conoert-the one lifting her huge foot
and the other exercising her large and
beautiful mouth against New York
Philadelphia Record.
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Two squares from Market, on Seventh
street, is cigar house that has led in
quantity and quality and price for the
BILE even by the MOST astute to know why
anybody and erybody don't walk that
distance to save ten, twenty and thirty
per cent But let one man make the
effort, to day and another tomorrow and
rest assured they'll all follow.
OUR own Tanner was never in the hide
business, though it is pretty evident just
now that he is trying to skin the coun-
try.-New Orleans Times Democrat,
Last DAYS.
Last week of the great sale of En-
cravings and Etchings. Public sale at
night. No 200 Market street.
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TEACHER in geography boys,
which of you can tell where Washington
isl Willie Smart (after scanning the
League record)-Please; sir. Washington
is in the soup. Philadelphia Press.
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LAST days Of the Art Sale, 220 Market
street. Hukin, auctioneer.
-
LoNGJAw (meeting acquaintance on
the street)-Well, what's going on2
Acquaintance (blandly)-I am If you
win let 20 Of that hand America.
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FEHRENBAoH's and Stoecble's Beers
Foord Bottling Go.
MISS DE BOY-How does my new tailor
made costume it2 Winnie Carr with en-
thusiasm) Perfectly why it fits every
anglel--Puck.
RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale, Ky
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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D FIRST dude-I have tewible news
a Charles is dead Second dude-Howible
How did he diet First dude-His can
] fell on him. .-Clothier and Furnisher.
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LAST days Of the Art Sale at 900 Mal
ket street. Auction at night.
: -
Mr. PHUNNyAIAN: 'Why does a widol
become such an object of interestg Mr.,
: Phunnyman: Because she is left loan.
e Mr.. P; That's capitalv'-Philadelphi
e Press.
PRICES of lots at Creston are still yer
low, and those who buy now will rea
# the profits; So monthly. Office, u
t Market street
n
= AMBITIOUS WIFE-My dear, all Ii
y people in our set are going away for Il
8 summer. Brutal Hnsband-Good the
= they won't know we're at home.-Ne
y ! York Tribune.
d =.
WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard
.r Davis, No. 0 East Second street
"Do YOU love me, dear2" asked Georg
quite unnecessarily, Of his inamorat
Eyes, George, dear, " she cheerfullY T,
h piled; II love you and love pistach
Ice cream. '-Someryille Journal.
Id
. BERsSER & Engel ''Tannhaeuser" Bee
= = Foord Bottling Co.
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"a MANY struggling men keep pup /
of supporting dog. Exchange
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m Dr. DRHARrTe pennyroyal pills
th Sold by druggists; also by mail. 203
or Ninth street, Philadelphia Ladies
a ware of lmitationa