Evening journal., 1889-09-12
ITEMS OF INTEREST

SOME Difference II Daughter" but
mamma, you ought not to object to
Charley on account of his poverty. Pm
sure he has as much money as father had
when he married you. I've often heard
you say you were as poor as church mice
when you were married Mother--"Yo u
must remember, my dear, that your
father had a good deal of horse sense,
which Charley hasn't. "--Terre Haute
Express.
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1T is a fact, that Hoods Sarsaparilla
does cure scrofula, salt rheum and other
diseases or affections arising from impure
state or low condition of the blood over
comes that tired feeling, creates good
appetite, and gives strength to every part
Of the system. Try it.
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A NEW York dude having lost his
cane, writes to the World ut was my
companion, and have been desolate ever
since | lost it. If do not recover it
am afraid that win take to drink.
lost a sweetheart once and then | lost a
pet dog, but neither affected me az much
as when lost my pretty cane. "
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Holiday Trip for Teachers and Scholars.
On Saturday next Grand Excursion to
| Switchback and Glen Onoxo via Penn
sylvania Railroad. Train leaves Will
mington 6 30 a. M, Chester G. So a NJ.
connecting with excursion train at Phila-
delphia. Round trip fare, Wilmington,
SO. 90; Chester, $2.75
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YOUNG SIhPKINs--'T went to see the
lovely Clara last night, and do you know
she asked me to sit beside her on the
divan. What do you say to that +
Charley should say sofa SO good. =
Kearney Enterprise.
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PROPOSE to institute FIVE minute
sale in this town, /. e., that is, sell every
thing at retail at twenty per cent. less
than cost for the space of five minutes
each day. Time to be computed by City
Hall clock Would like to consult with
my many thousand patrons in regard Il
the matter A. A. CHAPMAN, Seventh
and Orange street.
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ANTONY and cleopatra stood on the burn
ing deck;
Their feet We're full Of blisters,
/ She put her arms around my neck,
M. While Kyrle Belew through his whis
49, kers."
1850. sA.......g sxw = = .ssa.as.,ksa.
~--'--s Excursion to:CoIumbus, o.
On account Of the meeting Of the Soy
ereign Grand Lodge, l. o. o. F., to b'
held at Columbus, Ohio, the B. & o. R
R. Co. will sell excursion tickets K
| Columbus at rate Of one irst-class limiteC
fare for the round trip. Tickets will bl
sold September IS to IS. inclusive, ant
will be valid for return passage unit
September 20, inclusive.
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DARLING, he said, ''your eyes are al
bright as diamonds, your teeth as whit
as pearls. your lips as red as rubies. anG
and" Eyes, George, she replied
sweetly, 'and you're as green as al
emerald Then George went out int
the jet black night. Weekly
FEHRENBAcH's and Stoeckle's Beers
Foord Bottling Co.
Mrs GREATFooT (of Chicago Dom
you admire my courags2 I've have beer
out alone all evening Mr. Sharpspeeel
Making footprints in the sand7" Mr.
Greatfoot, (dryly)-" why, yes, it mus
have taken great deal Of sand. r.
Light
RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale. Ky
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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PRICES Of lots at Creston are still very
low, and those who buy now win real
the profits; So monthly. Office, n;
Market street,
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little boy hearing some one remark
that nothing was quicker tLan thought
said he knew better than that whistling
was quicker than thought, and he ha'
some marks on his legs to show for it
Being asked to explain, he said IL
school the other day whistled before
thought, and got a licking for it. "-Texa
Siftings.
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THE management of household wher
"help" is employed IS one Of the sore AM
never satisfactorily settled problems Il
housekeeping. A very good example 0
bow to do it is furnished by Mrs. Julia c
} Sharpe, who describes her experience an
methods in No. III Of Good HousekeeT
ing 1t viii be Of interest to every on
who employs girls in house service,
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BERGNER 4 Engel "Tannhaeuser" Beei
Foord Bottling Co.
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SARCASTIC GUEsT-"W Waiter, how Ion
have you been in this establishment
4 Waiter six weeks, sir. Then 20
5 were not here when ordered that bee
: steak. Eek.
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DIR. DEHARpT's pennyroyal pills s.
Sold by druggists; also by mail. 203
Ninth street, Philadelphia. Ladies b
!, ware Of limitations
The Bossism Of Malone.
Neither the tariff nor the debt can |
/ made an issue, for the stupendous az
> momentous question that confronts Il