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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-11-25
ses sou aaf siaer. ams gaatbesFeGs.

8as @Gusamts epGrtement bat euti4ies
ben, baB Eiser= uuO BaEtber.Eelle, bic lee
Oignd aum BrGierotren eiuem HeintSuugss
unO Sr0duuuSsz ProJeB unterporfen DIrbeU,
nt9t aIs suaeri9teteS BeI3uert Su betra3ten
Ieten un6 3oufret tnp0rttrt DerbeH toaaen.
Eur& ben 3oucoIcttor In ReD'9Ort wareu
Sernriige 5ele ftir3Iidb NIT eiuem Smportioa
BON 20 Yr0jeut Oes BertBss beIegt UorOeu.
SabtesUett&t bet gSsHpotnter gtEGttar.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-11-25

Sn BEN bsmG6d|ft 3u 0er0fentlt9eHo
Sahreeberid)te Der SaIpeftoren Der WttIttdrs
4fatemte su @eitpniut tptrb aud Elm BOrtrag
bss Gen. g1auece iiber tuiRideuspertbe
Genbernu8ea in hem &r3tebun9s' 'S1feu fttr
&a6etteH eutbaIten iein. General sBallace
bsialnortet eiue gusbebnuug bes treffli6eH
bspdbrteu GrBiebunaepeieus, peI9em Die
DiiIttdr Gfabemte iOIdbe beadtuugsDerthe
griOlge III Der6anfen bat, auf bic gau5e Ars
NEE. GIe oorue1ulften @runo fttr oieie ictue
@mpfeblung fiibrt Der @eneral bic Sbatia9e
On, baB bic RttteL Ser Gtabeulie sur Iuss
bti6ung elmer gentt8enb grosen antubl ttt4'
tiger Sfitsiere uu5urei&eno ieiea. Us let elm
bebpuerIidber uebstfanb, 6a5 pbie Sugeuo
oer fIteeerii1efeI Station Der BeIt uttt De-
pcqeu tperSeu tam, in ben IrmeeuerbGno
etn3ntrsteu." 9tes riibre uou ben In Der Grs
NEE geganpdrtig berri6eHpea SeEhiItnlfeu
her, neIae 3nr JUlse bGben, eaB man Den
Solt atenbernf aIs bas duserfte duefunfSmttz
tel iiir 1er3neifelte &rifenSeu, als ben ,,oG2s
gerItdeu Eob," betrn9tet. NfGR iolte oteien
ugbeleanNe abbeIfsn. sSenH bnS IN sSefs
Buiat berriderbe @r3iebuusepsIsu ia Der
gnu5en aTnlee eiugefiibrt piiroe, 10 iOlute
Igap ans ieeem yYoten" etue, Rllitdrz zStaoe'
mie ma6eu. Dos geieli9oftlite unS aub
oGS BiIonnge, gtiueau, i0mie bic 2,uAtt9tett
uuo gsitup9a 9afGbtgtett Der 3abetteu Dtrbau
I'D rann in gan5eH 9anoe mn etr Seoeus
tea6es bebeu. Sn etHer Reibe BON Sori9l1s
geu Iest Der General bar. DSe 6te BON tbm
argeregte &eform nit @rfoI8 bRr9setabrt
nerlen t0unte.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-11-25

Der britii5e 8ampfer Dgbttb g0bbeu, q
neI1er an u. yiOUember bon RepsOorf
na9 Uloutego abfutr, ii am 20. Rooember
uutRrgeguugeu; bic gtaunidaft purOe gerets
tet uno tam In Der gloutegoz8ut an.
- Guf hem aeftern aus gstos0orf In 2is
berpoeI angeiommeueH @uuarb6amp'er ~ Guz
rauia" beging nuterpege Elm 3piIneubedSs
Baifagier, giamens WiilIer, Selbfmor0 bur9
@ri9ieBen.
- Ser brchen6e gider .GtriIa In DubIiu,
Srianb, ii abgetpenSet por6eu, ta6em bic
8ddermeifer Gle GogOeruageu lbrer Seisaeu
Inter Brnteii bemiIliAteu.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26
Make Your Own Candy,

Now is the Joyous season of the Yea,
when, if you are only acquainted with
the precious secret of their preparation,
you can make for yourself, with ten
minutes work, candies more delicious
than We're purchased at the most expea-
sive confectioners'. The latter never
have this particular sort of candies for
sale, because they will not keep. But,
fresh cooked, they are morsels for tho
gods, and this is the way to make them:
Take some big strawberries, ripe but
firm, and hull them. Then mix two
cupfuls of graduated sugar with little
less than one cupful of cold water. Put
the mixture on hot fire and let it boil
hard, without stirring. until a spoonful
dropped into cold water crystalizes to
the brittle point Immediately. Now
take it off the fire and pour it into cups,
previously warmed in the oven. Dip
the strawberries one by one into this hot
solution as quickly as possible, fishing
them out with forks and laying them on
creased tin pans.
The briefest sort of immersion will be
sufficient to give each berry the desired
coating of sugar candy. Finally, set
the pans on the ice in the refrigerator,
and as soon as the fruit is cold it will be
ready to eat. Perhaps "gobble" would
be more appropriate word, consider
ing the eagerness with which such
Strawberries are usually consumed. In
very truth, they are not rivalled by any
other kind of sugar plums, as you will
yourself confess if you try them. Nal
aga grapes and nuts as well may be
treated in the same way.-Philadelphia
Record
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26
EScaned His Thanks.

The Listener" in the Boston Tran
script reminds us again that there is no
misfortune without its compensations.
He tells of venerable and distin-
guished old gentleman who, being very
hard of hearing. enjoys the deaf mans
immunity, and always carries his
"silence-compelling Veto with him.
Not long ago he did young man a
favor, which was of immense value
The youth, overwhelmed with graft
tude, visited his benefactor, and seized
the ear trumpet with emotion.
20 Mr." he exclaimed, .can
never"
The old man removed the other end
of the tube from his ear. The youth
found himself talking to thin air. He
went off into ridiculous pantomime of
entreaty, all the while brandishing the
unconnected ear-trumpet. The old man
smiled.
There are times" he said, when it
is very convenient to be deaf"
The young man was obliged to go
away without having communicated to
his benefactor single word of thanks.
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard
Are sweeter.-
says Keats. The smiling veto" of the
deaf old gentleman in this instance put
q certain humor into the lines which
Keats never meant.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26
Strange Recovery OF a Ring.

1t was not q jackdaw, like that of
Rheims, that was the cause of all the
servants in a certain household in this
town being dismissed summarily some
four years ago; but valuable ring did
disappear in an unaccountable way, and
its loss gave rise to much shedding of
tears and commotion. The jewel has
now been found, and all is explained,
but in marvellous manner. The gard
ener was trimming some trees in the
grounds of the house q few days ago,
and discovered the missing trinket lying
on bough, where it had braved the
breeze, snow and rain all these years.
Here it would doubtless in time have
grown into the tree, to have been the
subject in after years, of scientific spec
ulation, had not the eyes of the horti-
culturist been especially sharp on
the morning in question. 1t is sup
posed that the little circle
of gold adorned with precious
stones had been left on the breakfast
table, and that the servant, in shaking
the tablecloth out of the window, had
unwittingly thrown it away with the
crumbs. - Berlin Letter I'M London
Telegraph.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26
A Happy DagO.

There was q whole lot of joy beaming
from the face of Raphael Julien last
night. Raphael is the presiding genius
of fruit stand just north of the World.
Herald on Fifteenth street.
"You coma yeh," he called to a re-
porter with whom he had struck up q
passing and sometimes a stopping ac-
quaintance.
You fixa tings fo'pepah ?" he queried.
Affirmatively answered, he continued:
TEX pich. Big yell one"
The peach was wonderingly taken.
Go bow down my hou'." Raphael
beamingly proceeded. Lii dago lax
me-"
"A boy?"
yep, tex nur pich. You guess wa
We mem i'm
The Italians eyes beamed raptuously
as the various names of Giovanni, Carl
baldi, Bennett and Antoine We're vainly
proffered.
"Naw," he finally said. Mem in
Soolv'n, Soolv'n Julien
Solomon? Why didn't
Nav. No Sol'm'n. Soolv'n. Dam
plenty fighter"
20, Sullivan
Yep. Soolv'n. Nur pich TO luck"
And thus wass Sullivan Julien's en-
tree into the world heralded-O Omaha
Weekly Herald.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26
(UTUAL Condolences:
FRIENDS.
BY MARY CLARK HUNTINGTON,


Said Miss Malvina Trotter to her neighbor Mrs
Potter
Together sitting on the porch one pleasant
summer day,
There's quite a startling story about young
MIS- Corey
people say.
They quarreled with each other over one thing
and another
Till her husband threw a cup of tea full in
her face one day;
And vowing she would grieve him she now de-
clares she II leave him,
Intends to sue for a diyorce-or that's what
people say"
do tell!- cried Mrs. Potter But 1 am not
surprised. Miss Trotter.
I've thought they weren't quite happy. Now
don't you breath a word
From me; but Deacon Draskitt stole a neigh
boris bushel basket.
And sold it for a quarter-or that is what I've
heard.
Whom she took from out the orphans home
1t actually occurred
That she called her lazy sinner made her 60
without her dinner.
And whipped her, whipped dreadfully-or
that's what have heard"
Thus Miss Malyina Trotter and her neighbor
Mrs. Potter
Tint ivelong summer afternoon with con-
verse sweet beguiled,
TIL no matter what their station not a shred of
Was left in all that goodly town to woman.
man. or child.
Dear me" unused Mrs. Potter when Miss Mall
vinc Trotter
With many u lingering last good night" had
homeward turned her way,
Its positively inhuman for any decent woman
To be forever talking about what people
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26
Trouble In the Crib.

1 came across something the other
day that we'll illustrates the cosmopoli-
tan characters of the great and only
East side. It was in lower Second ave-
nue.. In one end of double-ender baby
wagon was o red headed infant with
dark brown eyes. In the other end lay
babe with liquid blue eyes and faxen
hair.
Not good match for twins I said
to the 14-year-old-girl who was propell
ing them
sThey amt twins" said the girl.
THE wan wild the red head belongs to
Mrs. Carney beyant, and the other is
Mrs. Lochmuelleris, the street down.
They bought the wagon together, and
they hire me together to take care Of
the kids
Just then the infants began to kick
and howl, and the girl addressed her re-
marks to each in turn, thus:
How'd yer tongue, We red-headed
spalpeen, or I'll bate the life
out of yez; and you, Dutchy. NIGHT
90 machen, or you kick the sides Of the
kinterwagon owet."-Ne,U York Letter.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

slippery pathway before inviting the
two girls to Join them, when Lulra
nudged Nettie and said in frightened
whisper:
Look! look over there!"
Nettie glanced up quickly, and, al
though her sympathies were with her
runaway friend, she could not repress
smile.
Miss Gordon was approaching and
that she was somewhat wrought up was
plain to be inferred from the fact that
she wore the same old Tapping sun
bonnet that protected her head when
she was engaged in bringing down I'M
wary flies, thin silk morning dress,
no wrap, and was balancing along on
the tiny heels of her No. 2 shoes.
Nina Gordon was not thinking OF
style Just then. She was after Luira
"Oh, what will she do to me?' qua
vered the culprit.
Il see you! see you" cried Miss
Gordon.
Just then the ice-yacht started
off with the two young men, and the
tall form of the exhibitor sprang for
ward and grasped the hands of the APP
preaching lady.
nina. 1 am glad to know that you
wish to be reconciled once more. Ii l
may again strive to please you, l
promise you that will never place my
arm in such reprehensible position
again"
"Idon't want you to promise any such
thing" she cried, and then her pride
gave way.
"Oh, George"
And right there Miss Gordon parted
with her air of lofty independence and
many of her peculiarlties forever.
There was a sound like the breaking
of icic.es in the recesses of that Tapping
sunbonnet in which two heads were hid
den.
Luria and Nettie glided decorously
away, and, although their lips were
wreathed in smiles, their hearts were
rejoiced at Miss Gordon's newly recoy-
cred happiness, and Luria whispered
in Nettie's ear as Miss Gordon and Mr..
Hill disappeared in direction of Miss
Gordon's cottage.
Aunt Nina's old lover"
Never was an afternoon more
thoroughly enjoyed than that one by
these four young people with that
masterless ice yacht and when Luira re-
turned home she did not receive the ex-
pected scolding, for as she afterwards
confided to Nettie-
Aunt Nina is changed woman, and
the flies and have it all our own way
and since she was married
We have all the new magazines and pa
pers, for Uncle George is literary, and
he has made a real friend of Frank, and
Aunt Nina likes him too"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26
Marriage

IS but the stepping stone to those divine in
stitutions, the family and the home. which
constitute the very foundation on which our
nation rests: and upon the health and
strength of the wife and mother. depend
the sunshine and enjoyment of the home,
and the prosperity of the family. 4 thousands
of wives. andthonsands of single ladies', drag
out a weary existence in consequence OF
perplexing ''female disorders" in total ig-
norance of the fact that DIR. Tierce's Favo--
tie Prescr ption is a positive cure for the
most complicated and obstinate cases of leu
corrEea. prolapsus. weak back, .1emale
weakness" anteversion, retroversion. bear
ing-dOwn senators. chronic congestion,
Inflammation, liberation. and kindred al
ments. Guaranteed To give satisfaction or
money refunded. All druggists.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26
Aged People

Whose blood has become thin or impure, are es-
pecialy liable to attacks of rheumatism to that
weakness called general debility" The pains
and aches of the former are relieved by Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which purifes and vitalizes the
blood while ii also tones and builds up the whole
system.
my wife and myself were both generally run
down. Hoods Sarsaparilla brought us ont of
that tired feeling, and made us feel like young
people again" RIcAHRD HAwKHURsT, Amity-
vile. Long Island, N. Y.
Hoods Sar8aparilla
sold by all druggists. 81; for 8. Prepared only
by C. 1. HOOD CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Editor: allow much do you want fol-
that poem?"
Poet: II thought l ought to get about
500 for that"
Editor: MY friend, 800 is altogether
too little. I'd get 500 or nothing"
Poet: "And are you prepared to offer
me S2OO?"
Editor: "No. 1 am prepared to offer
you nothing
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26
A Welcome Change.

Caller-Mr. President, 1 have long
held the opinion that the office should
seek the man, and not the man the Of
flee, aud I cannot adequately express
my detestation of the hungry horde
who are worrying you night and day.
simply called to pay my respects.
The President-My! my! Come in,
sir; sit down. Won't you stay to din.
ner?
Caller-Thank you, but time is very
pressing. As I said before. I simply
called to pay my respects; but while
here might Is well leave these recon-
mendations and my address 90 in case
any Office starts on . still hunt it will
know where to find me.-New York
WssAN
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

''The race is rot to him who doth the swiftest
run,
Nor tine battle to him who shoots with the long.
est gun."
'.All the samee" long gun does count,
and 1.-The taIlest pole gets the persimmonS.
If you are not satisfied with your equipment
for the race for financial success. or position
in the battle OF life, take our advice and
write to b. f. johnson & Co., Richmond,
Va, and our word for it they will show you
how to get fresh start, with the biggest
possible chance of winning some of the big
prizes.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Mr.. Smith (reading Bellamy's Looking
Backward }: 'Hullo, what does that mean
We are to have neither banks nor bankers.
Isn't he going it rather fast?"
Mrs. Smith: ''Why no, dear, not at the
rate they are going to Canada"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Hopwooi: "Knox, did I ever tell you
the story about the Judge and his coon
dog?"
Knox: II don't remember; was it good
one?'
Hopgood: .Yes, a mighty good story.
Knox: Then you never told it to me-"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

If not ADORE being taught by man, take
this GOOD advice. Try Gob6inS' Electric
Soap next Monday. II won't cost much,
and you will then know for yourself just
how good it is. Be sure to get no imitation.
There are lots of them.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Culprit Tin confusion): 81 beg pardon.
but really couldn't help it-you looked so
roguish and tempting"
She: "Are you sorry?"
Culprit: 'No: Pm not"
She: Then I'll forgive you"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Whsn Baby w.s sick. ~ Osvs her Castoria.
whsn she was Child, she cried for Castoris,
Whsn shs became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
Whn she bad Children. she eaye them Castocil
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Mrs. n. Peck: "They had an awful time
across the way this afternoon, Nathan.
The man came home drunk and kicked his
wife out of the house into the middle of the
street,
Mr., n, Peck: 'Is that so? l wonder
where he got that kind of whiskey?"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Knicker: "Did you heah what was the
mattah with Cholly DeTwOtt!"
Booker: "Nervous prostration, caused
by Over-exertion, I belieye, aw. He twied
20 carwy a Sunday papah home alone"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Little girl.-You ask if it is proper for n
gentleman to kiss a little girl, who is ten
years old. going on eleven. Yes, it is pro-
per, but it is hardly worth while.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

At the Obelisk.-Brown: ''TheSc hero
glyphics remind me of New York alder.
men,"
Robinson: "In what way?"
Brown: "They are doubtful characters
brought here from abroad"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

He. Talking about names, I wish
could get mine changed. l think it is to,
ugly for anything"
tIShe Enthusiastically: ooh, l don't.
think it is Just lovely"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

An exchange states that one of the uses OF
the Eiffel Tower will be to weigh the moon.
Gigantic scales! The tower will be the
standard and the moon will furnish thu
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

A Double Tragedy.-Husband (at the OPP
era): ''See how pale Mrs. Upwell is. 1
never saw her so affected by tragedy be-
fore.''
Wife (sagaciously): at isn't that. Her
back hair is coming down."
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Druggin: "You are positive, Clark, that
sou have not put any poison into the medi-
cines you have compounded tO-dav:"
Prescription Clerk: Yes, sir, Pm sure
haven't made any mistake, to-day"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Dagsby ian arrlvaD: "By the way, Bin
tiiair. how's the waiting managed here?"
Binthair with a sigh: ''Oh, the guests
do all that"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Mr.. Madison Streete: swell, hurry up
hurry up, we'll be late at the dinner, as us.
ual."
Mrs. Madison Streete: "But, dear l can
not find the waist to my new dress"
Mr.. Madison Streete: probably slipped
down a crack somewhere. Wear my silk
suspenders. They'll do"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

.No, George" she muttered, as the pas
slonate youth knelt IN passionate frenzy at
her feet, II can never be yours" swell,
Clara" he answered bitterly as he rose
quickly, '.you might at least have told me
90 before and saved me from bagging these
trousers"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Sunday School Teacher: Snow Johnny
why did God send tie fiood:'
Johnny: cause the Conemaugh dan
was SO rotten"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Judge Ito police officer): 'Are you sure,
sir, that the prisoner was drunkF"
Officer: as it dhrunk, yer honor:
Shure, af he nd shpoke through the tilly-
phone the breath av him I'D ay made the
poles sthagger."
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Song and dance man: DO you pas:
members of the profession"
Theatrical manager: 20, yes: very fire.
quently-without speaking to them"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

'Yes." admitted the visitor, when the
proud mother exhibited her baby: she has
his fathers nose, but don't worry it may
not always be that red"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Tie fashion of keeping jester to enter
tain court went out when the fool lawyer
began to practice in IT.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

While man supposed to be loaded is be,
ing examined, he cannot be discharged, but
the moment the charge Is withdrawn he i'm.
mcdiately goes off.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Jcwkins: "well, Jack, the cool weather
is coming on now"
Jack Borrowit: Eyes; l am glad of it:
one more washing and my flannel shirt will
do for chest protector"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

A woman out west was badly injured by
the bite of bat. Bats are dangerous. We
know of another instance in which an UNI
pire was terribly mutilated by bat. The
crowd didn't think the player was really
,,rf
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

1t is rumored that Queen Victoria thinks
of bestowing the Order of the Bath on
Thomas A. Edison. Congratulations, your
washup.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

We notice that fall goods are slightly on
the rise.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

A Profitable Industry-Visitor at med
ical college: "Where did these skeletons
come from:'
Young Doctor: ave raised Them"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Mumley: 1.-The proprietor of this ready
made clothing store is a law-breaker."
Dumley. "How do you make that out?'
Mumley: ''Isn't he counter-titter!'
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

It would seem that when seamen get tired
of ships fare, they would try TO gather some
ocean currents.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

At Foreign Railway station.-''Guard,
can smoke in this carriage?" ''No. 1t is
against the rules" "Then where do all
these cigar ends come from?" ''FrOm
smokers who have not asked permission"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

As Adam remarked to Eve when he SAT
outside the garden gate: "We've had an
unusually early fall, have We not?''
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26
THE DAY Is AT HAND
SERMON PREACHED By DIR. tai
MAGE IN BROOKLYN,

He IL Welcomed Home by . dlad Throng
and He PreEaces His Sermon by the
Statement That He Is In = Happy Franc
Of Mind.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

The expression busy Is bee" i. soph-
istry. That honey making humbug lives in
luxurious idlensss nearly two thirds Of tbs
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

The man who shoots his girl to make her
love him and the girl who throws vitriol into
her lovers face for the same purpose should
get married and have it out with one an
other
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

A man with pinch back watch called it
Faith. because it was without WORKS, and
therefore dead.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

ssHealthy in our town? Well I should
think 50. We have had but one funeral in
ten years, and that was the doctor. He Lit.
orally starved to death"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

The dude is like an engine, in that he
carries head light.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

There is nothing loud about the flannel
shiIt. On the contrary it is modest and
shrinking.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

Fashion asserts that dresses this fall will
oe decollere. Ample assurances are given.
however, that the bills will not be cut low
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-09-26

A comfortable summer resort-thir
clothes.