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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16
Whers Ho stooa.

At the supreme judicial court in Au,
burn the other day witness was being
subjected to rigid cross examination
regarding the exact position in which
witness was standing at the time in
question, and the attorney was making
great effort to have the witness explain
the situation infinitely. ''Noy," said he,
ION which hand were you standing at
this particular timer" 81 wasn't stand
ing ON my hand at ALL" answered the
witness; Il was standing ON my feet. "
Everybody in the room smiled. Lewis
ton Journal.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16
A SENSIBLE MAN

Would use Kemps Balsam for the throat
and lungs. 1t is curing more casesof Coughs,
Colds. Asthma, Bronchitis, Group and ali
Throat and Lungs Troubles, than an other
medicine. The proprietor has authorize any
druggist to give you sample Bottle Free to
convince you of the merit of this great rem
edy. Large Bottle SOC and 81.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16
MERIT WINS.

We desire to say TO our citizens, that for wears
Tor consumption, DIR. Kings New life Pills.
ibuckien.s Arnica Salve and Electric Btters. and
rave never handled remedies that sell as well.
.2r that have givee such universal satisfa otio,'
we do not hesitate to guarantee them every
time, aad we stand ready to refund the purchase
use. These remedies have won their ereat
popularity purely on their merits; REBER Drug
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16
Fortunate Father and Som.

~ am as certain as now live" Gays G.
?. Bartholomew, of Kalkaskas Mich, 'thal
pr David Kennedy's Fayorite Remedy, Of
Rondout, N. y, saved my life when | was
t'aitn OF that terrible renal disorder
Brights Disease My soil had aiever sore
on his leg. He, TOO, used Favorite Remedy
and is now well. But for this medicine
am sure both father and son would hay
been six feet under the sod.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

Last summer my wife's health was a
run down, and she wanted me to hire cir
to do the work. In afittie while l found
one thought would suit her, when 10 my
surprise she said need not hire any one,
as she felt much better, and thought an
other bottle Of. Sulphur Bitters would cure
her. Donald Grey. Al Worcester square,
Boston.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

The torturlng disease neuralgia Is instantly
relieved and rapidly cured by Salvation oil -.
Rev. VIM. IL. Chapeman Pastor Of NJ. e.
church, Geosetown, ID. o., wrole us: Having
had an opportunity 10 test the excellent qualities
It is the best remedy have ever used inmy
family For Group and whoopinE cough 1t is 4
sure cure.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16
Hints That are netter than Gold.

lfyou have bad breath, sluggish bowels,
pam in the small ofyour back, nervousness
or giddlness, your vital organs are sadly
out of order. A mere "dose ofphysic' will
not help you. Your only wise conrse is to
take DR.: David Kennedy's Fayorito Remedy
ofRondout, N. T., and cleanse your sys-
tenn of the impurities 1t regulates the
Liyer and Kidneys.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16
LehiehF on. Carbon c0uny Penns November 1e iaao


lt is the hand organist whose life is a
continual grind.
Ihe circus tumbler can hardly be said to
hold his own when he's full"
Someone remarks, "Smie at loafer and
he will follow You about all day" After
another smile, likely.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16
worth It's WeIght in GOLD.

II you feel depressed. your appetite Is poor
and and are troubled with Dizziness of the head.
bllliousness or Dyspepsia, Dr. Lees Liver Rec,
ular Will cure Won. Trial size bottles free
a well-known physician in New York advises
al ms patients that suffer with Coughs and
Colds to use Puritan Cough and CONSUMPTION
cure. At T. ID. THOMAS Drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

The Gar of all the Russas plays hand
some silver cornet.
Does Tom Edison belong to the great
nnwashed that The Queen should present
him with the Order of the Bath?
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

81 hear you judged the brass bands at
the county fair"
eyes. l awarded the prize to the one
that tried to play 'Parsifal.'"
"Why, they murdered it.
"They did, indeed, but In trying to
play it at all they showed the quality Of
their brass "-Harper's Bazaar.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

A patient igurer has found that in 21,-
100000 years the sun will be as dense as
the earth.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

The grand cross of a Commander of the
Legion of Honor has been bestowed upon
Thomas A. Edison.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

"Ii's only question of time" and short
time, too, as TO when your rheumatism will
yield to Hoods sarsaparila. Try it.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

Cheerful work is an investment at com.
pound interest.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16
SHOEMAKER'S
Horse and Cattle ROVdeF.
Joshua Shoemaker, Proprietor
oHERRYvILLE. P, O.. Northampton co..

or three times a week; when sick, 2 table
ispOOnsful day. For Cow. teaspOOnfnl
twice q week; when sick, twice a day The
same for Hogs. For Poultry mix with iced.
fU-Tms powder Is prepared afterthe recipe
Of the late Dc. III. o. Wilson, and Is the genuine
article. Owners q above aamed animals sheula
no N
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

A petrihed alligator was recently found
on the beach at Cutler, Me.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

II there were more drains on the farm
there would be fewer druggists in the vii
lape
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

When prices are low is just the time to
improve your farm anres
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16

The Prince Of Wales plays the banjo
fairly well.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-16
An Attack of Gravel.

AhA - @&GAON ~ Nj dNONu
The Terrible Suffering Of Woman Mt CO.,.
How She was Happily Cured.
There Is nothing now enjoy that do not owe TO
having used Dr. David Kennedy's Fayorite Remedy.
made at Rondout. n Y My troubles began in nv
kidneys and from which never expected to recov-
or. First there were pains in my back was fever
ish, with no appetite and could not Sleep was COM
PEELED to use cane. and finally got so weak that
could not stand alone The distress in my back was
terrible Twas burning up with fever or constant
ly ahivering as II cold. My physicians said
u HAD BRlGHT'S DISEASE,
which alarming information. To add 70 my az
nicton after 1 had been Ill about two years, had
bad attack Of Gravel. When this made its appear
ance my physician gave up my case, and resigned
myself to die had four doctors attend me- the est
in the country yet constantly grew worse. Six
years ago last June, how well remember the tmel
saw Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy advertised in
our paper. After using one bottle threw away my
cane and went to New York on visit and three bot
ties cured me. have never had a return of Gravel.
nor OF the pains or weakness In the back and though
I am over sixty years Of age lam
Now Vigorous and Strong
as was IN my prime. do all my. own work. and
Sna 1 ana n0nse and give II to my
an 81 q the various remedies had taken could not
Mrs. E%sino iansTs Burg slsSr22i 2 SGS%isn oSi0
Or. KennOdy'S FaVOTite Remedy,
Prepared by
DR. DAWN. KENNEDY, RONDOUT, N. Y.
sipe' lott'o Six for s5 By all druggists.
1@@ Sfa M
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HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

In cooking oatmeal or cracked wheat
ii the meal is put into ad1uhlo boiler
and safI added to the water in tie
outer rccrptacio, the food will lie
much improved IN taste, the reason
being undoubtedly because the meal
is better cooked by this process. AS
sailed water does not boil at 50 low q
temperature as unsaited, therefore.
the meal is subjected to great heat
and is propOrtIonately better cooked
and much improved thereby.
None of the household arts are more
ideal than tho SO which relate to table
naper. Fortunately fashion some
times cOndeScen DIS to the idea, and at
present it prescribes minute attention
to the table linen. There Is tendency
now towards decoration that offers a
wide field for the amateur embroider.
ers, and next to an altar cloth or a
baby's frock, perhaps there is no work
that better becomes woman's leisure
hours. The present mode of covering
tables with colored cloths stimulates
the embroiderer, by allowing her
work to tell so finely.
If your black cashmere is much
soiled, have 1T washed. 1t will come
out new, Care must, however, be
taken to have it properly done. The
secret lies in quickly drying and
! pressing.
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ADVICE TO A YOUNG MAN.
Be Patient, and Let Some Less SensIbI
Fellow Have All the Worry.

Be Patient, and Let Some Less Sensible
Fellow Have All the Worry.
Oh, my son! be patient; be patient;
be patient. We can get along without
brilliant women and great men. They
are not easy to live with; thew don't
mix with the breed very much; they
have to have single perches for them
selves away out of the reach of the
rest of us. so that we don't see much
of them, ard they don't do the world
much good, after all. It's just as we'll
that they do keep away from us, l
suppose. When they come down and
mix up with us we are apt to find them
out. We don't need rushins people say
very much. Here and there one or two
of them are good things; we can't get
along without rush line, of course;
but, after ALA full -back, whose quiet
eyes are on every part of the field at
once without making any fuss about
it, and who at every point in the game
is always just exactly where he is
wanted at exactly the right time, and
is never anywhere else, no matter how
much yelling ard "rastling" and
whooping and scrimmaging is going
on in the front, the nervy fellow who
| is never ratified, and has all his noise
and breath and vim and strength saved
up for the one important moment
when it shall be necessary to send the
ball away clear over the leads of the
painting, yelling scuf1ing crowed latter
all .hei's the fellow to whom our eyes
are turned anXiOusly and hopefully
when the crisis is reached. Be patient;
the fretful, hurrying, eager, restless
worlg needs offer praises of thanks
! giving 70 the patient people in it. Tc
the patient man and woman who find
strength in ''quietness and confidence;
who can be patient with our faults,
our follies and our fancies; who can be
quite when even the softest word have
a string. and the softest answer would
stir up bitterness; who can wait fol-
storms to blow over and for wrongs to
right themselves; who can endure
slight and injury until the wounded
heart has forgotten the hut that
made the scar, BE paint, my boy; be
patient. Nobody else has time enough
for it. ALI the rest Of us are in sucl
Il hurry we can't stop, land have NJ
time to wait. Do yon be patient fol
the whole crowd, and you'll wear al
the rest of us out, -Brooklyn Eagle.
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Ignorance in Massachusetts,.

The best statisticized state in the Union
is Massachusetts,. The last census, taken
in 1885, has just been made public. 1t
was so long delayed because of the great
number of particulars it embraced.
The most interesting portion of the re-
port is that devoted to educational fig
ures. In spite that Boston is the native
home of "culchah," there are yet 7.73
per cent. of the people of Massachusetts,
who can neither read nor write. This
estimate includes persons 10 years of
age and over. Of these illiterates only
1.20 per cent. are native born. The rest
are foreigners. One fact brought out by
the census is very interesting. OF ma
tive born illiterates there are more men
than women who cannot read or write.
With the foreign illiterates the figures
are the other way. Nearly two-thirds
Of the foreign born illiterates are female.
It indicates perhaps the difference in the
notions of education for women in Eu-
rope and in a live Yankee state.
Out Of every seventeen Indians thir-
teen are still unable to read and write,
after nearly 270 years Of occupancy of
Massachusetts, by white people. An ap-
palling proportion of French Canadians
-41.30 per cent.-are illitcrate, These
are employed in factories. They cannot
even read and write Fren n. The ne
Groes in Massachusetts are much better
educated than the French Canadians.
Only 1917 per cent. of the blacks are il
iterate. Of the foreigners i'll the state
$3.50 are illiterate.
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Vic NrNmation TQca.

There are NOW Crcmatorics in Wash
iuylon, Pa. in Lancaster, Pa, in New
Nork, Buffalo, Detroit, st. Louis, Phila-
dIphia, Chicago and Cincinnati, Penn
6yl,ania takes the lead with three Of
these funeral furnaces. In the one at
Philadelphia, recently built, twenty-five
bodies have already been moderated.
The first woman in America to be Gre
mated was Mrs. Benn Pitman, Of Gin
Cimuuti. Mrs. Pitman was stenographer,
and took much of the testimony in the
commission that tried and sentenced the
prisoners condemned for the assassina-
ton of President Lincoln.
Mrs. Pitman was incineratcd about
nine years ago. The event made a great
stir then. But SO many bodies have been
reduced to ashes since then that when
recently the wife of nephew of eX-
Mayor Hewitt was crematcd in Philadel-
phil, it attracted no more than passing
mention. Tho modern cren alton idea
originated in GOtha, Germany. Up to
Aug. /, 1898, 554 corpses had been in
cincrated there. Figures for other parts
of the world up to the same time are:
Italy, 90S; America, 2S7; Sweden, SO;
England, Is; France. Z; Denmark, /.
Bodies are not entirely consumed, but
are reduced to a white ash, weighing
about three pounds. This is generally
sealed up in funeral urn and deposited
in niche in chapel attached to the
crematorium. The price of niche is
usually $50. Many ministers of the Cos
pei are giving their support to the Gre
nation movement. Among them are
Rev. Herbert Lloyd and DIR. Mitchell, Of
Buffalo, and Rev. NJ. C. Lockwood, of
Cincinnati. In London Rev. Mr.. Ha-
weis is a prominent advocate. Rev.
Mr.. Lockwood, Baptist, aided in the
dedication of the Cincinnati crematory.
Mr.. Bernstein, on the same occasion,
said:
Each decomposing human body generates an
nually about fifty cubic feet of carbonic acid gas.
The atmosphere of thicky populated cemeteries
contains ordinarily more than double the normal
proportions of carhonic acid gas, besides many
other deadly eXhalations.
Instead Of to the gods this institution is affec-
! tionately dedicated to the amelioration of man,
! woman and child, with trembling solicitude
for the departed since God is love; but rather to
| deliver the living from the ravages Of the de-
| parted since it has become known that by bury
! ing our dead in the ground they made to draw
! the living down after them.
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MORTGAGE SALE.

WI Default having been made in the pay
ment of Eight hundred and seventy three
Dollars and Eighty cents ($S73 80) which is
due at the date hereof upon certain Mort
gage. duly executed and delivered by William
P. Ware and Louisa j. Ware, his wife, TO
Homer Nelson bearing date the tenth day of
April A. ID. 1889, and duly recorded in the
office of the Register of Deeds in and for
Stevens County, Minnesota, on the 10Th day
of June A. ID. 1882, at two o'clock p. M. in
Book Il OF Mortgages, on page 81, and no
action or proceeding ut law or otherwise
having been instituted to recover the debt
secured bv said Mortgage, or any part thereof;
Now therefore, notice is hereby given, that
by virtue ola power of sale contained in said
Mortgage, and pursuant to the statute. the
said Mortgage will be foreclosed, and the
premises described in and covered by said
NJ ,rtgage, viz:
Lots number One ~ and Two (2l of Section
number Thirty Five 1851 in township number
one hundred and twenty four GA north of
! range number forty three (43) west 5th p. NJ. >,
containing one hundred and nine and So 100
acres of land situate in Stevens county, and
State Of Minnesota, will be sold at public
auction, to pay said debt and interest, and
fifty dollars attorneys fee, as stipulated in
said Mortgage to be paid in case of foreclos-
ure, and the disbursements allowed by law
which sale will be made by the Sheriff of said
Stevens county, at the front door of the Court
House, in the Village of Morris in said County
| and st te, on Friday the seventh day Of June
| A. d. 1889, at ten O'Clock A. M, of that day
| subject to REDEEM ption as provided by law,
Dated April 25th A. ID. 1889.
HOMER NELSON,
s. A. FLAHERTY, Mortgage.
| Attorney for Mortgagee,
Morris. Morris.
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We are told now days a good deal
about an organized movement to
capture q portion,at least, of the trade
with Mexico and our South-.American
neighbors which England and Ger
mauy and the balance OF Europe have
taken from us. Were it closer to
election time we might be excused
for abiding to the real cause Of our
being barred out from the close com
mercial relations with these southern
countries which ought to be ours. but
the tariff seems to be tabooed even
hv those most interested Units present
iniuui>ous workings. Over-taXed raw
materials and consequent Inability
on our part to compete with European
manufacturers is the real cause OF
our humiliating position, and we
would say 50 were it not that by com
mon consent it seems as If this great
tariff question is postponed for dis
cussion and lying and misrepresenta.
tions about until the exciting times
of political battle when the people
can be more easily bamboozltd-as
they were last fall. The telegraph
brings us daily tidings of the blessed
protection to American Labor in the
steady reduction of wages in the in
dustrial centres Of the east, but the
man wko would refer to such I'M
pleasant subjects IN these piping
times of peace would be considered a
pessimistic dunderhead ard We must
rLfrnin
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NORONER'S SALE.
" EIsTRICT COURT.
STATE OF MINNESOTA, a.


County of Ste vens,
Notice is hereby given, that by virtue of
an execution to me directed and delivered,
and now in my hands, issued out of the Dis
trict court, 18th judicial District, State Of
Minnesota, in and for the county of Stevens,
upon judgment rendered on the 18th day of
June A. =. 1888 i'll an action in justices
court of said county and state in favor of
William Deering, plaintiff and against Maria
(Morris) Scofeld, defendant, which said
Judgment was on September 18th A. D. 1885
duly docketed in the Office of the Clerk of the
District Court in an for said Stevens county,
have levied upon the following described
real estate and property of said defendant,
West quarter (NWA) of Section number six
t6), in Tow nshiD number one hsr3-NeL
twenty e. Gf (124) north, of Range K7dD
ic o. o (42), west 9Th P. M. And that
shal:; on Saturday the Goth day of July A. D.
1889, at the hour of ten o'clock A. M, Of
said day, at the front door of the Court House
in the village of Morris in said county ana
state, proceed to sell all the right, title and
interest of the above named defendant and
of her heirs, executors and administrators in
and to the above described property,to satisfy
said Judgment and costs, amounting to Fifty
nine Dollars and seventy two cents. 1859 .72)
together with al accruing costs of sale, and
interest ON the same from the 18th day of
June 1883, at the rate of seven per cent. per
annum, at public auction, to the highest
bidder for cash.
Fl. L. HULBURD,
Coroner Of Stevens County, Mimi.
s.A. FLAaERTY,
Plaintiffs Attorney,
Dated, Morris, Mimi, June 4th, 1889,
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FOUR NEW STATES.
South Dakota. North Dakota, Montana
Washington.

South Dakota, North Dakota, Montana,
Washington.
On February %. 1889, the President signed
the bill cl eating South Dakota, North Dakota,
Montana and Washington states of the Union.
SOUTH DAKeTA.-The great Prairie State, to
which the St: Paul, Minneapolis & Manitoba
Railway has three main lines, reaching Ellen
dale, Aberdeen, Huron, WATERFOWL, and
Sioux Falls. Go to south Dakota via the St.
Paul, Minneapolis 4 Manitoba Railway and
pass through St. Paul and Minneapolis en-
route.
NORTH DAKOTA. Where is grown the Mol
Hard Scotch Fife Wheat; whose healthful
climate nurtuTes the most vigorous aud
brainy civilization on earth; where single
counties raise more wheat, oats and barley
than entire states; the soil OF whose fertile
prairieS is richer than the valley of the Nile;
where the Turtle Mountain, Minot and Devils
Lake land districts invite the home seeker to
service to Fargo, Grand Forks Grafton, Devils
Lake, Bottineau, and all other important
points.
MONTANA, THE COLDER Treasure in her
mines of precious metals; wealth in her 4 000,-
600 head of live stock: profits in her fertile
fields, producinga larger yield of crops than
any other state or territory; the richest
country per inhabitant on EARTH where pros
perity is universal; which has the best paid
labor in the world; balmy winter climate,
caused by warm winds from the Pacific. The
st. Paul, Minneapolis & Manitoba Railway is
the only railroad passing through a con-
tinuOus agricultural country from St. Paul
and Minneapolis to the Rocky Mountains.
1t runs through the Great Reservation OF
$1,000, coo res of land, free to settlers, in the
Milk River Valley. Wood, water. and coal
in abundance; no irrigation required; the only
line passing through Great Falls, with its
l ,0OO, 900 horse power cataracts; immense coal
veins, and surrounding farming country of
Tree land; through Helena, the capital city
and commercial centre of Montana, and
Butte, the ri hest mining camp on earth, to
San Francisco bv the Columbia River Valley,
Portland and Shasta Route, or Ogden, Utah,
to California points. Remember this is the
only line running dining cars, sleeping cars
and free cOlonist sleepers of It's own from st.
Paul and Minneapolis TO Great Falls, Helena
and Butte. 1t is also the shortest line to
Butte. So.
WAsH1NaroN.-The country of tall timber,
indented by Puget Sound, the Mediterranean
of the Pacific. Do not forget that the St.
| Paul, Minneapolis & Manitoba Railway is the
only line which offers choice of three routes
to the Pacific Coast. The Manitoba Pacific
route for Tacoma, Portland and San Fran
cisco can pass through Port Townsend and
| Seattle. Free colonist sleepers run through
without change or delay. Distance to the
| Pacific Coast is same as by other lines, but
| prices OF tickets are five and ten dollars less.
| Take the Seattle route.
| For further information, maps, rates and
publications in regard to the resources Of the
four new states, write or apply to f. |. WHIT
hey, GenI Pass. and Tiki. Agt., St. P, NJ. &
M. Ry., St. Paul, Mimi.
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1t seems rather fresh for oar rrp"h-
licm friends to take to themse(vs all
the credit Of the settlement of the
Samoan business. Secretary iS1yarl
hy his firm stand taken at the incep-
ton of the difficulty aud up to the
time of ,he stepping down and ont of
the cleveland administration made ii
easy for them. This is apparent to any
one who has taken the tronble to read
the official correspondence.