The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1889-08-21
GET AN OSTRICH.


lou nave nau tnis trouble a long
time, nave you notF3
us aes, uoceor'
Men, my uear SIT, you must get an
osuicn wiehout aeiay. SAID ~. Berger
esasoay a..er = long pause which SEEM
So e. qval.eI Oh century 10 nj. dc
SAM igor:
~ n Ostrich, uooa neaVenss For
"nas PurPoses
eoou ostricn from DarDary, and
~. .nonen ~ the country you must
oynsulen.lously lonoW It's conduct reg
usaIng your own ire py that OF the
ostIleh.
n, uoo.oI, you are testing with me!
a.'l'.avo an oseflcn ,of month IN order
~ NY uyspepsia
ven, you can ioilow my advine or
1o's a. y9u paease. uoou-morning, M
ue SAINT ' lgor. one hundred and nifty
people are waiting 10 see me. Good
And Dr. Berger, after having imper-
ceptibly followed with his eye tho ac-
ton of M. de Saint-Vigor, who placed
louis dor on the mantel-piece, bowed
and closed the door of his office.
M. de Saint-Vigor, still wondering
at what he had heard, slowly descended
the steps OF the house. He found HIM
self in the Boulevarde des Italiens
without knowing how he got there.
He walked with bowed head, asking
himself II he was dreaming. A Bar
barry ostrich for his dyspepsia If he
had been told to take ether or chloro-
form he could have understood it, but
an ostrlch--that was beyond his COM
prehension.
He laughed aloud until passers-by
turned and gazed at him in astonish-
sneul rearing lnat ne mlgnt De taken
.oa a. insan1 pe.sol, SAM, igor mast
Snsu y .,ls G nuv ue ~ noyalo ana the
Ll law uo - Soaverus' Strains OF ana
1oloal anus s 9neiceo MN inIo the gar
wen NJ =, sne uiislies' 49,
.s,.s ~ na s. unes sn"s nius'0 lneaas ne
"en .sTL p9nso sli. -.
- : .,,., s.,s.,f,fit Of the sufferers In fhe
floods AZ Mont Blane
"Indeed: and where ia this feta
heldPn
ION the site of tho old nalace of tho
Tuileriesr,
"Thank YOU"
Saint.ViSor witbout knowing whv
directed his steps toward the SCENE ~
the fate. Perhans he went tbitbar 10
conceal his neryonsness for ha had
been greatly aeitated Nv Dr. Beroer,s
very oricinal nronosiiion. For two
wears he lad suifcred from dvsnensia
Tor which he could find No remadu In
vain he had consulted the most celia
brated physicians. In vain he had
tried the waters Of famous medicinal
springs. The pains Continued theirin-
fernaf dance In his stomach
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS,
-, on' 10 eAolalilIeu suuucniy, as no
lel. one oi tnose vilia an oae Palns'
wyulu ra.ner receive oo'VVo iashes WIN
noisownp .,an su1er mus.
as ne sa'a eils ne iouno hlmseii pc
.ole = .en' ~ whirm .he io,eign ie.e
. inc .sn IN. nau Jus. pegun. Twas led Dy
.ue inAs.er oi cersnionies' VINO, accord
lng 70 1is hanuo'',s' was INC liiuslrl-
Jus 70 nlanc' mucous monkey
uanceu on MS shoulders. lie Diane was
io. ..ss Ny IN ossricn'
o,o,'.a nav ca;ns WY remeuys e M
Claimed Sainevigor, surprised. lie
observed Inc ostrich intentiy; IL was
. nne pira. nearly ~ ieet nlgh, having
SINAI, rotesque neau. its large eyes
whose oiinking nus were irlnged with
yenow iasnes, surveyed the open.
mou1nea CROWD. Inc ostrich heard
WIN composure the NOISE OF the oarrel-
o .',la anu Ine SHOUTS Oh tne cniioren
WI. Wno :, were srs, lloing Tue WOODEN norses OF
'iiu morry -eo-louhu ncar py
DE- auies anu gentiemen, SAD Le
o,ano YOU arr 49,, aooa' -, 70 w,:ness me
IN honS Ia ushce u inc os'ricn' Let
'ho panu Piay.
49, az s'gn from re- Dianc Inc ostric6
S oss ~ J J ~ was sLaso anu
u s.ss , unncu. II" ostrich spreau
~ -. aeo.skiiiluiiy snook n,s SNORT wings
~ I suunu ~ !, noalse my, pilouo.scu,
anJ e .s'n.s nis neau nov 70 tno riBnI
a a,s uSn ~ she ioS M spec.ators
appiauuucu nnu oa'ntsigor himself
1oineu l :i'c cn2 9
tscIa has ca a or;oa do p sPuo-
. .'sc mas commenceu, cried lie Blanc.
IA, n,s Pa.s =. - - aieIe .rihe; Lou
VIZ ~ soo inal sois issiuo 'ho scns
no opoo'"'ois 'oS"n W o'o"u in'o
sno ..n', ar,
oainr isol s.oou sun iol "onent,
Son;.em;pias,Is .ne os ss,,c wren was
Via asS " T ,a .na. 10 n 10 ~
= nelq p - ms manu-; men no approacneu
10 .us' anI Sa'a a..,. "a 49,.
y q, MUM 20 "n o''ii'n i'Ae 'na'
"o.1 Msu
~ ~ en sd sucn an osIricn usually brings
aDout a,vvvi,ancs' ous snis one 10 much
nio o!s1 saiu up 81,