Morris tribune., 1889-05-15

Offering complete set OF ahitiy
scales for 9S cents. This extremely
low price Is made to got new Gus
toners, for to every one to whom Il
set of scales Is sold they mail their
catalogue, giving full description and
wholesale prices of watches, jewelry,
sewing machines, books, and large
variety Of useful household articles.
They give such unquesti"ned bank
references as should Insure every one
that the firm is entirely reliablc.
In some parts of the state, "a we
see by our exchanges, the heavy
winds that prevailed II week ago did
much injury to the wheat crop. But
from what we have seen III driving
over portion of our county and from
inquiries made Of farmers, we are of
the opinion that the wheat crop of
Stevens county has been damaged
but little. II any, by the winds.
Wheat is looking finely, especially
that sown by the press drill seeder.
That machine was just the thing for
this dry season, and those farmers
who used II were fortunate indeed.
Messrs Wells Bros. & Hanson
would especially invite the attention
of the ladies to u complete line of
novelties in dress fabrics. The new
combination goods are very attractive
and include the new shades and
latest designs.
II any one wishes to see some fine
colts he should visit the farm Of Mike
| Igo, In Darnen. He has some twelve
or fourteen, ranging from sucking
colts to three years old, rs likely ones
as can be found in the county. In
fact, We doubt if any farmer in this
part of the state can show as many
good colts as those of Mr.. IgO. And
besides the colts, Mike has u large
number of graded Shorthorn helfers
and cows that are hard to beat. A
recent visit to his place convinced us
that he knows how to run farm.
We were very pleasantly entertained
while there.
Street Supervisor House is making
some substantial Improvements about
town, by way of graveling streets,
putting down street crossings, con-
structing sidewalks, &c. Now If the
city council would order the con-
struotion of that much-talked- of
sewer, their names would go down to
posterity with the great benefactors
Of the human race. Now is your
time, gentlemen, to make record
that you will have good reason to be
proud of. Remember that there is
tide in the affairs of men, which if
taken at its f1vod, leads on to fame, if
not fortune. Don't neglect the OPP
portunity.
Call and make your arrangements |
to do your summer trading with T. J.
Moore.
If you want to lie healthy you must |
eat regularly, as meat to-day will not
serve you for tomorrow. TO be we'll
and hearty eat at every meal time.
To be prosperous In business advertise
regularly. Stop one and you starve
and die. Stop the other and your |
business takes consumption and dies
also. Spasmodic advertising is like
having feast and famine'-mOre
famine than feast as Q general rule
and is never satisfactory. TO take
out your card in dull times is like |
killing your horse because he is a |
little lame. In dull times advertising |
is the most effective, az more notice is
taken Of printers' ink then than ct
any other time.
In another part OF this paper APP |
pears call for q special meeting of
the stevens County Agricultural So
ciety on Saturday afternoon next. It
is time to commence the preliminary |
work for the fair this fall, and it il
hoped that there will be large num-
Der present at the meeting. Stevens
county ought to have one of the best
fairs of any county In the state. as
we'll as some of the best races. She
can if those who are interested will |
take hold of the matter in earnest.
We hear much talk about il, and we
believe that there Is q general dis
position among our citizens and the
citizens of the county to make the |
fur this fall a grand success, Let
there be a tuil ATTENDANCE ct the meet:
Ing next Saturday: |
Notions, In an endless array and In
Guiding all of the new and desirable
novelties, are to be found at Wells
Bros. & Hanson's. The assortment |
is 30 large aud varied that it is i'm
possible to specify.
Pioneer Press, Rev. Thomas Nc
Clary fairly dubbed over with anec-
dotes in his lecture at the Thirteenth |
Avenue Methodist church the other
night. One OF them convulsed his
audience, and is good enough to be re- |
psated: "When 7 was pastor oyer on
the East Side" said he, "a woman
come to me one day and wanted to
know If I had married Peter Nc
Ginnis. I reluctantly acknowledged
that had. Faith, sorr. and do you
know that Is the fifth time he has
been married. and I am his wife for
| twenty years. No wonder lie came to
you. When she had gone away I was
reminded of another Irishman who
appeared before a Methodist minister
with his intended bride; why don't
you go to your own priest said the
minister, we did, replied the Irish
man, He told us to go to the divil,
and we've Gomez Isuppose that was
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