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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

The Baxoo is authorized to announce r.
II. Scotch as a candidate for reelection
30 the Office of County School Commits
Toner.
The Ba.oo is authorized to announce ]
w. Knight as a candidate for Cnunty
School Commissioner subject to the decis.
ion of the democratic county convention,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19

For all forms of nasal catarrn where
there is dryness of the air passage with
what IS commonly called "stuffing up" es-
pecially when going to Ted. Ely's Cream
Balm gives perfect and immediate relief.
lite benefit to me has been priceless.-A.
q. Chase, VI. d, Wildwood, Kansas.
For over eight years have suffered
from calarrh, which has affected nay eyes
and hearing: have employed many pby-
sicians without relief. / am now on nv
second bottle of Ely's Cream Balm, and
feel confident of complete cure.-Mary c.
Thompson, Cerro Gordo, Ill.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19

The summer cottage and winter
house are possessions of innumerable
Americans; TO these have been lately
added the between-the-seasOnsh house.
A New York millionaire has recently
bought some land for the purpose of
establishing a resort which he can en-
Joy during the stormy months of March
and April.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19

"A mother who does not want her
boy to run off to sea should use her
Spanker sparingly and be economical
with her smacks.-OcedR-
FITS. All Fits stopped free by DR..
KLINE's GREAT NERVE REsToRER- No
Fits after frs, avs use. Marvellous cures
Treatise and & trial bottle free to Fit
cases. Send to DR.. Kline, 931 Arch treet,
Philadelphia, Pa
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19
Every Night / Scratched
enni the skin was raw. Body covered
with scales like spots of mortar
Cured by the Cuticura Remedies.

am going 10 tell you of the extraordinary
cnangC your CUTICUHA REMEDIES De Termed ON
n e. About the first of april last noticed some
red pun 'es hAe coming tilt al over ms BODY hut
ought nOIhins OF 4 until some TIME 4 ter ON
when I; began To look like Spots of InO- ar SD tied
ON, aud W ca came { II in layers, :cc0mpa led
with lie ing. wOut! ratch every hight until
Was law, then The IA Xt gh- he scales b, ing
iormed meanwhile were scratched Oh again In
yalo Gid Consult al The d ctOrs N the cOu try
bus with Ut III. After givIu: up all hopes of re-
co very. hrppen+G Ia see aiveI iiSeInent in the
lie Wspaper aDOut your CU1 iC;, "a REMSplsS nd
puien SEQ them ftUm ms d.ucgl {. anu obtained
a most imEe''iat r.lief beyan 70 nsrice ,hat tne
Scaly ,rupti n grad dails dropped oil and one hy
NJ, a,'d have BEEN fully cures had The disease
thirteen months be ore 1 began taking he CUrI-
CuRA REMEDIES, ami in four or u We weeks was en-
Iirly cure'i. Ny dISea e was eczema $50 sis T
recommend the CUTICUKA REMEDIES to al an nv
vlclrity, and know sf grea. MANY vino have
taken them, ard IN inS me 10: the knowIess, of
them, esP,c.lly mOIheIs who have babes with
Scaly eruPto; 5 on their heads an bodies ! c.n-
rot express In words the ~ nSst you for whai the
tUrIcUk REMEDIES have BEEN TO me- NV body
was covered with Sc le and was an awful sI.er-
tace to behold. Now my skin is as nice and cIesr
as q b4by's
GEO. CoTEY, Merrill, Wis
Sept. 81, lsS7
Fe,. 1855. Mi a trace whatsoever of the dis
ase fr - which uff"r7d has shown itself since
my cure. GEO. COTEY.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19

We cannot do justice 10 the esteem in which
CVTIcURA, The gr "a SkIn Cure AID IUTIcIKA
SOAP, an exqui tie skin bea1tfer, prepa red IRON
l. ana CUTIcURA RESoLvEST, the new Bleed Pu-
rn"r, aie heid by tn thousa DIS upou tn .usap,Is
whose lives have been made happy b he cure Of
agonizing, hum liatiHg. itching sealy AID pimply
diseases OF the KIN dip anu bio d. with loss - {
hair.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19
VIII Report To morrow Night.

The gas committee of the council, to
which was referred the bids made at the
last meeting of the council for lighting the
city with electricity, will make its report
to- morrow night, when the council meets.
The committee has decided and will re-
port in favor of one hundred electric arc
lights. but beyond that the members are as
dumb as oysters. They will report in favor
of one of the bidders, but who that lucky
or unlucky-one is, is secret that all the
pumping of the newspaper men has been
unable TO extract. The only way to End
out is to hold your breath with both hands
until Monday night.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19

Sold every where. Price. CUrIcURA, SOC SOAs
2oc REsoLyESr, 81 Prepa ed by the PO.rKR
DRUG AND CHEMICAL CO., Bsston Mass
Sr-Se d for elbow To Cure Skin Disease." "a
pages, 81 illustrations 100 ttstiIno.ia
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19

pTMPLES, black heads, req, Ioueh chapped
= AAn and oily skin prevented DV UficURA -oAr
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19
For Sale or Trade.

Meat market in a desirable location
with good business. K. j. REESE,
4l6 Ohio street,
!-27-stf Up stairs.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19

ALI cases OF weak or lame back, back
ache. rheumatism, &C., will find relief by
wevring one of Carers Smart Weed and
BeIlaIonna Backache Plssters. Price %
Cents.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19
STILL ANOTHER.

E @itor BAzoo Business" is about
as soft as gum. Why don't he strike
out and ask all the women he knows
to marry him. lie might find one
among 'em who would have such an
addle pate, but | doubt it and so does
my sister Mary She says
she does, that he has no sand and that
he don't know enough to feed acorns
TO blind pig, and L thinK so to. |
don't want no such a fellow as "Busi-
ness" in mine, | want a man that
'haint afraid of no women, and would
just as sOrn ask one of 'em TO marry
him a. eat vinigar on his oysters
Yours in a horn, Mr.. Business"
BESSIE B
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19

Elijah Halford's wife and daugh
ter are now at Orlando, Fla. They
expect to attend Gen. Harrison's In
augura,ion, but will return to Orlando
Immediately afterwards, as Mrs Hal
ford is rapidly improving in health
and does not care to jeopardize the gain
she has made by a long scjourn in
Washington, Mrs. HalfOrd says that
her husband regards the convention
alities of Washington society as among
the trials that will attach to his posi-
ton. He is not frond of wearing a
swallow-tsil coat. He objects, says
his wife, to being dressed like every
other man in the room. His love of
originality shows his inherent genius.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19
"BUSINESS. +"
The Ladies are EnlisIing in His
Cause and Developments
Are Coming to the
Front.

He IUliOWlHS nave Dee0 sent III IN
answer to Business, whose pathetic
appeal appeared in last Sundays
BAzoo, and it would seem that the
ladies are Sindly coming to the rescue
of the lorn and %ifeiess gentleman
EDITOR.
EDITOR BAZoO I'm last Sundays
issue of your paper there was a COM
muuication purpOrting TO come from a
widower who signed himself "Busi-
ness" and stating that he wanted a
wife. Now it does appear to me that
man possessing the evident intelli-
geuce of cuisines" ought to be bile to
s.cure wife without advertising for
one. but since he does not seem able
rn dc this, L am sure 1 would be
glad to help him. / have
a friend, well-knOwn IN Sc.
dalia society circles, who says she
admIres man whose characteristics
are like unto those Of Business" and
u he will furnish an address to which
he can send personal letter, she
would be glad to hear from him. |
can add that my friend is handsome
5iondine with Brown hair, dark blue
eyes, weighs 100 pounds, knows how
to make biscuits, good coffee, has a
good disposition can play the guitar
and sing like a mavis, has good idea
of literature. a fine education and
would marry if the right man came
along. / would advise Business" to
make hay while the sun shines.
WIDowER's FRIEND.
ANOTHER.
EDITOR BAZoO: Cuisines" who
publishes a communication in last
Sundays issue of your paper, has only
10 look around him and be can see
dozens of just such girls as he evident-
y wants for wife, but what is the
matter with widow. [ am a widow.
am almost in love with Business,
because be evidently has a warm
heart, am capable, economical, can
make the best coffee in the land and
The hest biscuit, know what 10 do tor
coughs, colds, buniOns, colo ETC., and
can read aloud with the aid of
lemOn-for hours. / have
u good disposition. never quar-
relied with No. /, but once-aDd that
was when his mother would put a
mustard plaster on a boil which he
was petting-do not snOre and am
about as smart and likely a woman
as there is in this city. Let "Busi-
ness" understand that i am 10 the
market and am worth dozen single
women. Yours,
A WIDOW.
STILL ANOTHER.
E litor BAzoo-'' Business" is about
as soft as gum. Why don't he strike
out and ask all the women he knows
to marry him. lie might find one
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19
MISSOURI NOTES.

Small pox, has broken out at
Waverly, Mo.
Ash Grove has case of small;
pox. The victim came from Fort
Scott.
Harry Bennett. a safe blower
wanted at Joplin, has been arrested
at Greencastle, Ind.
Miss Amy Fay is giving "piano
conversations" before large audiences
III different parts of the state.
The Marshall bottling works at
Marshall were destroyed by fire last
week. Loss $1,000, insurance ST.
700.
The driver of a sand wagon in
Kansas City met with instant death
Friday by being run over by train
on the Chicago and Alton railway.
Thomas Pollard, a young man
from Polo, was arrested at Lathrcp
Thursday on a charge of stealing a
team of horses belonging to David B.
Miller, a farmer, living ten miles cas-
of LathrOp.
The American Building and
Loan Association, of Minneapolis, has
established local board at Linneus,
with j. G. Phillips, president /; B. j.
Northcott, secretary, and George w.
Stephens, Jr., treasurer.
-"Be sure and burn this card, T"
wrote John w. Arnold, of Shamrock,
Galloway county, at the bottom of a
postal card addressed to his son. The
writer had the smallpox and the card
was delivered at Mexico before the
fact became known. The results are
awaited with great anxiety.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19
GEO. CuTEY, Merrill, Wis.
Sept. 81, lsS7

Fe.'. 1855. SJi a trace whatsoever of the dis
ase fr - which uff"rzd has shown itself since
my cure GEO. COTEY
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-02-19

-27-stf
The national leader., 1889-04-06

Several cases of electric prostration
are repo from Creusot. France. 1t
affects Won Kers under electric light.
The light exceeds one hundred thou
sand candle power. and it appears that
it is this excess of light, not the heat,
which produces the nervous symptoms.
A very painful sensation in the throat,
face and temples is first noticed, then
the skin becomes coppery- red, and irri-
tation is felt about the eyes; much
lachrymation ensues, and these symp-
toms then disappear, whilst the skin
peels of in FIVE days. The effects are
comparable to those produced by walk
ing over fresh snow IN the sunlight.
and may be regarded as a sort of
"sun-burning.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

The following story has been related
by the Superintendent of a Sunday
school:
One day missionary beggar was
permitted to address the school. He
recOunted the usual stories about the
heather children, told of the mission
ary efforts in foreign lands, and kept
talking to the restless little children
before him for more than two hours.
At last he said: And now, my dear
children, have told you all about
these poor heathen children and their
needs in that far-off land. And now,
what more can say?"
A bright eyed little girl, who was
wearIed almost to distraction, eagerly
and quickly said to him:
please, mister, say amen"
The national leader., 1889-04-06
Delicate Children, Nursing

Mothers, O3erworked Men, and for all dis
eases where the tissues are wasting away
from the inability to digest ordinary food.
or from overwork of the brain or BODY. ali
such should take SCOTS Emulsion of Pure
Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites. ST
used the Emulsion on lady who was deli
cate. and threatened with Bronchitis. 1t
put her in such good health and flesh, that
must say it is the best Emulsion / ever
used. L. P. WADDELL, NJ. D., Hugh's
Mill's, S. G.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

The minister was dining with the
family, and Bobby thus spoke out:
ma, what's an adjective?"
His mother explained the meaning of
the word. and then foOlIshly asked him
why he wanted to know.
because heard pa say that the
sermon this morning was dayvllish
poor one; and when l asked to tell me
what 'dayvilish' was, he said 1T was an
adjective.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

TIE LAST WORD.-Mr. Turtledove.
in the course of his daily spat-There's g
no use talking, my dear. A woman is
always bound to have the last word !
Mrs. Turtledove-No, she isn't; and
you wouldn't say such provoking things
if you didn't know would deny them.
And TurtledOve's discreet silence
proves the truth of his statement.
The national leader., 1889-04-06
AR.dtcar Cure for EpiIeptic Fit..

To the Editor-Please inform your readers
that l hsve a positive remedy for the aboye
named disease which ] warrant to cure the
worst cases. So strong is my faith In its vir:
tues that viii send free sample bottle and
valuable treatise to any sufferer who Will give
me his P o. and Express address. Respy
H G. ROOT. NJ c.. 1S3 Pearl St. New York.
The national leader., 1889-04-06
Cafarrh Cured.

A clergyman, after years of suffering from
trying every known remedy, at last found 9
PRESCRIPTION which completely cured and saved
him from death. ANY sufferer from this dread
full disease sending a self-addressed stamped
envelope to Prof. j. A. Lawrence, So Warren
St. N. Y, viii receive the recipe free Of charge.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

MRS. HAYsEED. perplexed-what's
meaning of MDCCCLXXXVIII
2on that new school building, Johnp
MI. Hayseed-Durned If l know. I
suppose it's some of this new tangled
language called Volapuk. 1 hear thew
are teaching 1t in the schools.
The national leader., 1889-04-06
From Republican Headouart.rs.

MoRAvIA, N. Y, May 5, 1870. F.
WOODWARD: have been using Kemp's
Balsam and find it very effectual in re-
lieving a cough with which have been af-
ficted of late. Our druggists tell me they
sell more of this than any other cough
remedy. I can cheerfully recommend it.
Yours Truly, j. j. PEAsE, Editor RepubH-
can. At all druggists. Large bottles. SOC
and 81.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

LADY who was very talkative but
at the same time very silly, complained
Inat she was bothered by people who
stayed too long.
If they don't go why then don't
you talk to them?" replied female
friend.
The national leader., 1889-04-06
mot even Skye terriers, mamma?"

According to a corresondent in the
Electrical IIeUieU Mr.. Edison believes
that the time will come when trans
portation through the air will be the
order OF things in that line. The idea
that the air-ship must go up mile is
more erroneous. If it were no higher
than an ordinary building it would suf-
fee. when the time comes for it to
be put in operation," he said, "there
will be one drawback to it, and that is
the ease which it will afford criminals
to make their escape from whatever
point their crime was committed.
There will be no danger of their being
intercepted by wire. as is the case
now. 1t may be that the same science
which will give US this sort of naviga-
ton will provide something else by
which criminals, who make their escape
through the air, will be overtaken.
But this will take time. In my opinion,
when we shall have aerial navigation
we shall see more crime"
The national leader., 1889-04-06

A DIFFERENCE.-Mrs. De Pink,
reading-Never show your temper, No
matter what the provocation. Never
resent slight. Never lose your self
polse under trying circumstances. Do
your best to make others happy. For
get that you have any wishes except
when consulted. Watch every oppor-
tunity to be useful to those about you.
There are thousands of little WAYS In
which this can be done without appear
ing obtrusively polite.
Miss De Pink-Are those rules for
wives?
Mrs. De Pink, contemptuously -
Certainly not. l am reading the latest
rules for society debutantes.
The national leader., 1889-04-06
Frazer Axle Grease,

Use the Frazer Axle Grease, tits the best
in the world-will wear twice as long as
any other. Ask your dealer for it, and
take no other.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

Dyspepsia, Indigestion, sick headache, and that
tired feeling are cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla,
which tones the stomach, promotes healthy d.
gestion, creates an appetite, cures sick headache
and builds up the whole system. Sold by all
druggists. 100 Doses One Dollar.
The national leader., 1889-04-06
Paine's
Celery Compound

81 have been greatly af1iicted with acutA
rheumatism. and could nnd no relief until
used Paine's Celery Compound After using
SIX bottles OF this medicine am now cured OF
rheumatic troubles"
The national leader., 1889-04-06

Nerve Restorer. No Fits afCer nrst days use. Mar
velous cures Treatise and 90 trial bottle free
Fit cases Send TO DR.. Kline .9Sl Arch st. Phia Pa
The national leader., 1889-04-06
Rupture cure eguaranteed by

DR.. j. B. Mayer, s3l Arch ST., Phil'a,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou.
sands of cures after others fail, advice
free, send FOR circular.
The national leader., 1889-04-06
Half loafer is better than a whole

Nothing cures Dropsy, Gravel, Brignt's, Heart
Dabates, Urinary, Liver Diseases, Nervousness,
de- ike Cams kidney Cure. once, s3i Arch
St, Phna. 81 bottle, for IS. At Druggists
Cures the worst cases Cure guaranteed. Try It.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

A myrtle. even in the desert, remains
a myrtle.
The national leader., 1889-04-06
lEUMATISMA AND NEURALGIA

"Paine's Celery Compound has been GOD.
SEND 10 me. For the past two years have SUI.
lered with neuralgia OF the heart doctor after
DOCTOR laanng 10 cure me. I have now taken
Tree from the complaint. feel very grateful
to your CHAs. II LEWIS Central YiilaGe ~
The national leader., 1889-04-06

Be temperate in argument. pleasure
and wine.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

RdRFE I-irjng upon Lccfa'ed Food are HnHky.
NIL p'.'' IS TLrrurl 4
The national leader., 1889-04-06
Effects Lasting Cures,

Paine Celery Compound has performed many
other cures as marvellous as these,-copies OF
letters sent to any address. Pleasant to take.
does not dlsturb, but aids digestion. and entire
~ vegetable; child can take II. What's the
use OF suffering longer with rheumatism or
neuralgia?
The national leader., 1889-04-06

Be courteous to all men, be friendly
with few.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

LUlAMOH0 DYES Gtue Faster and Bri0hter
C0Lors than anv Other Dues
The national leader., 1889-04-06

Cities have ever been supported by
conuuestS.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

PERTINENT -Bessie-Mamma, will
there be any dogs in heaven?
Mamma - Nonsense, child Oi
The national leader., 1889-04-06

Woman is last at the cross and earli.
est at the grave.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

Hospitality is an expression of divine
worship.
The national leader., 1889-04-06

IT'S an awkward thing to play with
The national leader., 1889-04-06

tns sun IL orssed 70 the nsst - psrsOAs iAisrhaiG
whsre in the BabIs the word girl Is frst fsuB%.
Ths Er person sHswsriAE cerreetly will recslys 80
10 cazh. msre than eAs correct aFs1sr the ssossd
will reesive e25, fae third 4lb tks fsprth e1e
the Asxt IL ss each ths nsxt Is % each, IL nexf
khy 81 each. Competltsgs nna esd % etA fos
End whlsh taey Will rsoeive The Young IAkie7
EUn trated and sxesls A. q magazine Of Htstakaes
The national leader., 1889-04-06

%+++sEssE>tffs,fE.,
The man who has invested from three
to ave dollars in q Rubber Coat, and
al his first half hours experience in
a storm hnds to his sorrow that 1t Ia
hardly better protection than q mos
quito netting, not only feels chagrined
at being SO badly taken in, but also
feels il he does not look exactly like
Ask for the FISH BRAND" SLICKKR
does not have the FISH BRAND, send for del
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
, 1889-04-10

LAE $3.50 S"~
resignation of COunt Pile Will, a
Regent" or, ns VIZ say, Director, of
the Bank of France. avowedly on the
ground nf this loan, aud the rumoured
resignation of other officials, The
Finance Minister, who certainly act
I'd late AZ night, and in n hurry,
has ordered an examination 1T The
securities by four experts but the
shares Of the Compton aud of all
institutions interested in copper con.
tinue to shrink, as Goes the price OF
the metal itself. Immense efforts
are made to reaSsure the markets /;
but the losses must be great, az the
accumulation of copper caused BY
it's high price, and the stimulus
thereby give" 10 mining, must uIti.
mntely he disposed Of at very low
rates. Somebody must pay the diff
erences, and as the somebody will
probably be the aggregate Of lenders
on copper, it will be most difficult
t. avert q shock to public credit.
In Paris, a black Rridny usually pre-
cedes a political OUthurs'.
The correspondent of the Standard.
telegr"phing tom Ruda- Pesth ON
"Wednesday night, declares himself
Gin a position to guarantee the alb
s0lute authenticity of the following
intelligence" The Austrian Gov
eminent has issued urgent orders for
the formation of a corps If Observn~
ton along the Servian frontier, with
transport sufficient Tor the passage
Of troops across the nannhe. The
railway authorities at TenieSvar have
nIso been directed t0 make prepara-
tons for the transport Of twenty
thousand men at twelve hours.
This statement, which has, Of course,
been denied, does not mean that
Austria has decided ON an Occupa
ton of Servin ; but it does mean that
she apprehends occurrences which
would render occupation unnVOIdH-
bic. The kind Of occurrence anti
ClDat0O Is uW UcLIouV WV ~ 0'N''"'N
be noticed that everything in Bel
grade is in suspense ill The rx-king
Milan leaves the city ; that the boy
King Alexander cries much for his
motlIer, and is to visit Queen Nata-
lie beyond the frontier i; thai The
boldest opponent of King Milnn's
Government, a brig'h'd- patriot"
named Prastich, has been released,
aud that if the Radical Party seek a
revolution, the most likely time to
select is tn moment when Servia is
without q King. Il has been point
ed out with great force, that in the
event 1T The death of King Alexander.
there is no heir 10 the Servial 'hrone,
not even a collateral with, claims,
and that the Great Sk"ptSchina
which would elect one would almost
infallibly fix upon the Russian no.
minee, Prince Peter KarageorgevIch.
There are stirring times clearly in
store for Servia. = ..,.
Tie Eighty Club gave a dinner TO
Lord Spencer at Willis's Rooms yes
.s,d. &,9waAL at which Lord S1eilcAr