Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1889-11-02
MISCELLANEOUS.

Up In saginaw. Mich. a man who
sells stumppullers, adyertises himself
~ forest dentist"
The largest chicken farm In the
United States is owned by woman.
and she derives large revenue from
1t.
AT Birmingham, Ala. a Baptist
minister took fifteen converts to
mill pond owned by one Burton for the
purpose of baptizing them. Burton de-
clared he did not believe in immersion
and drove the party on with u shotgun.
-Four tramps were arrested at
Reading. pa.. in the midst OF feast ut
which Ice cream. watermelon, cake
and other dainties figured. and the
tramp who provided the layout was
found 20 have $20s in his clothes.
The other day Belfast. Me-. man
was going about the city with taran-
tnla la his vest pocket. asking people
| what IL was The tarantula was found
In II bunch Of bananas aud had been
ehloroformed. else the result might
have been different. 1t Is said that
there are native tarantulas in Belfast
nearly =. large as the western 81 der.
and closely resembling it.
Hospital says that many man
who supposes he has weak hers il
Only dyspeptic, aud many u woman's
heart seems weak because Of tight lac
ing. When there is no yalvular dis
ase but merely muscular weakness.
by judicious exercise ia form Of walk
Ing. gradually increasing speed AND
distances.
/ According To Georgia paper.
there passed through Elberton few
weeks ago en- route TO Atlanta man
who. although nipety-one years old.
was Ia search OF IA situation and conf
dent Of soon finding one. In 1880 he
pructised law In Elberton and was
young lawyer of marked ability. giving
promise of achieving much fame and
prestige He emigratcd to the West
nnd Is now penniless. After the lapss
OF fifty-nine years he returns 10 tho
, scenes Of his early life.
"A well-known travelling theatrical
manager has implicit faith In the be-
lief that II "a deadhead IL the first per-
on TO enter theater IL will bring bad
,uck. While on the road recently two
, young ladies holding complimentary
! tickets were the FIRST 10 present them.
selves at the theater when the doors
, were opened. The managers brow
: lowered when he saw the paper. and
: ~ the amazement of the ladies he
! requested them % wait In the lobby
! until some tickets had been sold at the
/ box office.
e A gentleman who has tried IL
souches for this story: Taking gall
u 'on jug of whisky, he passed cord
z through its cork. which cord dropped
i to the bottom Of the jug. The twine
was then introduced into watermelon
) vine, by Sitting the vine. and the
II sine permitted TO produce only two
; melons. When the melons were ma
: cured they were served at private
2 barbecue to six gentlemen. The effect
II was astonishing. The gallon Of whisky
= got In its work. Not a drop OF the
a liquor remained Ia the jug when the
r melons were ripe.
: The Gardeners Chronicle says the
: jinko tree Of Japan Is proving one OF
u me best trees for planting in smoky
1ities. thriving In the most impure
utmospheres. and having as yet been
attacked by no insects or fungus dis
Il rase There are some specimens Of
this tree on Boston Common which
!, we're sell out quite number of years
ago and excited much curiosity by their
rarity. They are ~ fine shape and
:. dark color. The jinko Is quite ex-
tensively used in Washington.
\ "A reporter on paper wrote the
! following account of his hated rivals
marriage. '.rhe bride was radiant iu
4 IA beautiful white silk dress, with or
ange wreaths. aud six-button No. . kid
gloves. slightly burst in the thnmbs.
, The groom was as straight ~ black
1 cloth suit constructed by the best tailor
could make him. aud as red In the facs
as was consistent with pair OF boot,
two sizes too small. and a No. IS eollal
: ,ncircling his manly sixieen-inch neck
Fortunately. before the ceremony wai
= over the restraining button flew ou
!, aud saved him from stranguIation. -
!. Hawk.
Il An honest old man endured hea,
= and cold. and titled his land In cheer
~ fulness and hope. On sudden
heavenly vison appeared before him
4 and he was afraid. Then the shap'
= spoke; II am solomon. What ar
hou doing. old man?' '4lf thou ar
!. solomon. aow canst thou askg'' la
i. auired he. Thou didst send me II
m my youth TO the ant. considered he
n ways. aud learned la labor and 10 save
- aud do so STILL '.Yon learned onl,
: half the lesson" replied the shadow
4 Go once more to the ant. and lear
,i from her to rest in the winter of tn,
;. days. and TO enjoy the fruits of tn,
"a. labor. ~. Y. Leader.
II "IIurrab! hurrah,' shouted a vet
sf eran. as the orchestra at the saenger
!. fest began 10 play selection. .'Yo'
y must be quiet, said one Of the ushers
ID rushing up to him. Not much
a. mustn't" said the veteran, mot whei
10 that is played. ! used To belong 10 tina
Is regiment and III shout for the BOYS "A