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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
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A New Minstrel Joke.

II may not be believed but recent
minstrel troop got off a fresh joke,
HAIRY" said the end man. people
are very dissatisfied in this world"
They are indeed" answered the in
terlocutor.
"Yes, Harry; il man has riches
he wants health, and II he has health
he yearns for wealth"
. "Yes, that's the way it goes"
"Now-now you take a fellow at sea
--awfully sick-you know-leaning
over the side OF the steamer, and
all that sort of thing, Now, that man
wants the earth.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
Address to Wool GroWara

Columbus (O.) dispatch Columbus
Delano, president of the National Wool
Growers association, has issued an ad-
dress to the wool growers of the United
States. calling a meeting of the officers
Of the national and state associations at
WASHINGTON January 10. The address
sets forth that the wool schedule pend.
ing before the senate fails to afford ale-
qunte protection, and it is to consider
the question of relief that the meeting
10 calle1
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
The Funniest Thing.

Mrs. Sniyerly is the wife of the captain
OF volunteer company. She attended q
review az which her hu band was the com
manding officer NJ S. Sniverly laughed all
the time and when she was as ell what
was the cause OF her merrimrnt she re-
piled It was the funniest thing n the
world to see my husband who never
DARED open his m Juth at home. orderin
all those men about and they doing Just
what he told them. Why doesn't he try
tina game on me- Time.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

"Mr. Glibbun." said the wealthy
bachelor, II need your services. You
are probably aware that l have occa-
sionally paid attention to Miss Mill.
sapsp"
Yes replied the lawyer.
Well. she has sued me for damages
to a large amount"
What charge does she bring against
youp"
"She charges me 100000 for a
broken heart. It's unreasonable. Mr..
Glibbun; it's extortionate, and I'll never
pay It,"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

"Deeper than e'er plummet sounded some
peoples coughs seem to come from, yet bot
Tie of DIR. Bull Cough Syrup will cure them.
1t goes away down to the bottom of matters
and works wonders. Pleasant TO take and
good for coughs, colds, Group, bronchitis, etc.
Price IS cents.
Pure gold always has its base imitation. II
Is so with Salvation Oh which is worth Its
weight in gold to all sufferers from rheuma-
tism, neuralgia, or govt. Sec that you get the
genuine. p cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

The old question-where shall get my seed
this year-presents itself again to thousands Of
our readers at this season of the year. II you
will turn to our advertising columns you will
find the announcement of John A. Salzer, La
Crosse, Wis, who makes speciality OF North
ern Grown Seeds. These are early, productive
and full Of life, and will increase every yield.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
His Memory fa'leI Him.

Bobby-Where are you going. MAJ
Mother-Im going wedding break.
fast Bobby; and YOU IN st be a good little
boy while Pm away.
Bob y-Did you have wedding break
last when you wers m rried, ma?
Mother--Yes. dear
Bobby--ls that so Why don't re-
membsr anything about It, Tie Epoch.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
Not a Islander. After All.

Il see by the papers, said Momus to
Sauber that your aughter Is not pre-
pa ed to receive her gen leman friends
tn even ng"
by the papers, hOwled Saub r.
What right have the papers to -"
Il mean the curl paper =" hastily ex-
planned Menus incl ming his head toward
young lady whose frout hair was visited
up In numerous small pieces Of paper.
And a. Menus was married and an old
friend Of the amily he was not ected. -.
Nurristown Herald.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

The readers OF this paper viii be pleased to
learn that there Is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able TO cure In all its
stages, and that Is Catarrh. Halls Cstarrh
Cure Is the only positive cure now known to
,titutional disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken In
ternally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucus surfaces of the system, thereby destroy
ing the foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength, by building. up the con-
The proprIetors have so much faith In Its
curative powers, that they offer One Hundred
D ,llsis for any ease that It fails TO cure. Send
Tor ilsl OF testimonials. Address, T. j. Cheney&
Co., To.eio, D. Sold bJ pruggisfs. 7Sc.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

If the Sufferers from Consumption,
Scrotula and General Debility, will try Scott's
Emulsion Of Cod Liver OIL with HypOphos-
phites, they will find immediate relief and a
permanent benefit. D.. II. V. Mott, Brentwood,
Cal, writes: ~ have used SCOTS Emulsion
with great advantage in cases of Phthsis, Scrofu-
Ia and Wasting Diseases. 1t is very palatable.
Joaquin Miller is in California engaged in
writing novel.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

TO the EM7r-Plense inform your readers that !
have positive remedy for the above named disease
which warrant to cure the worst cas- s. So strnn;
Is NV faith in the virtues Of this medicnet at will
send free a sample bottle ana valuable treatise to
any sufferer who will giys me his q. and Express
address. My remedy has cured thousands of hope.
less cases.
II. G. ROOT, VI. c. ls3 Pearl St.. New York
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
Southern Excursions at Half Fare.

On January 18th, 10Th, February 18th and
Doth, 1889, the Monon Route will sell Land
Excursion tickets at one fare for the round trip
to designated points in Alabama, Florida
Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi and Tennessee
Limit of tickets co days from date of stamp
Stop-overs can be arranged. For full par
5Sl Minneapolis, Mimi, or Z. o. Mccormick
G. P. A., Adams Express Building, Chicago.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

Catarrh is not simply an Inconvenience, un-
pleasant to the sufferer and disgusting TO
Others-it is an advanced outpost of approach
ing disease OF worse type. Do not neglect its
warning; 1t brings deadly evils in its train.
Before It is too late, use DIR. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. 1t reaches the scat Of the ailment,
and is the only thing that will. You may dose
yourself with quack medicines till 1t IL too
late-'till the streamet becomes a resistless
torrent. 1t Is the matured invention Of a
scientific physician. "a word TO the wise is
sufficient ;,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

But for a mild, effective, ,Sb etdhe purgative,
you had better get DR.. Picrce's Pleasant Pur-
gatiye Pellets. They cure sick headache, bill
ious headache, dizziness, constipation, indiges-
tion and bilious attacks; IS cents a vial, by
druggists
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

For sPRAlNS, BRUISES. BACK
ACHE, PAIN in the CHEST or Sizes,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE. or any
other EXTERNAL PAIN, few appli-
cations act like magic, causing the
PAIN to INSTANTLY STOP.
For CONCESSIONS, lNFlAMMA
TiONS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHI-
tbs, COLD in the HEST, RHEUMA-
TlSM, NEURALGIA, lUMBAGO,
SCiATiCA, PAINS in the Small OF the
Back, etc., more extended, longer con-
tinued and repeated applications are
necessary to effect cure.
All INTERNAL PAINS, lin the Bow
els or Stomach), CRAMPS, SPASMS,
SOUR STOMACH, NAUSEA, VOM-
TING, HEARTBURN, OlARRHGA,
COLlC, FLATULENCY. PAINTING
SPELLS, are relieved instantly ana
QUICKLY CURED by taking internally
as directed. Sold by Dru ygists. Price SOC.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

One of the new publications this season Will
be life of Lincoln by Carl Schurz.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

Gardeners anu Farmers of Iowa can have on
application a copy Of Liviugston's Seed Annual
for 1889. Their reputation Is high for furnish
ing pure and tested seeds
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
A Radical Cupe for Epilnptic ISits

Two cabbage leaves overlapping each other
IN frosted and FURNISHED finish make a unique
cake basket
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

A diamond trust has been formed, and the
price Of materials used in making paste Is be-
ginning to rise.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

"'BroXvn,s Bronchial Troches' are ex-
cellent for the relief Of Hoarseness or Sore
Throat They are exceedingly effectiye."--
Christian World, London, Eng.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

Nellie Grant Sartoris will not cross the ocean
this winter To visit her mother.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

An odd stamp box represents a crouchng
over, reveals three gold-lined compartments.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
Thompsons Eye Water. Druggists sell it. sc
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

when Baby was sick, we gave her castoria,
When she was o Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When shs asd Children, she gave them Castoria
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
ROOT, VI. c. lS3 Pearl ST., New York

Very pretty is a lady's watch cnsmeled on
both sides With violcts and sprays surrounding
q varl-colorcd floral wreath.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

We call the attention of those suffering with
dropsy to the fair proposition of DR.. II. H..
Green & Sons IN their advertisement on this
page. Try them it costs you nothing to do So.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

GARNER Hedewick hes been appointed Bel
gian minister to the United States.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
"A Word to the Wise is Sufficient"

Tascott Is not pcnniless wanderer. He is
worth $50, OO0-to the man that captures him
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
FOR CONSUMPTION

The most GER
tain and safe
Pain REM EpY
in the world
that instantly
stops the most
excrucia ting
pains. II is
truly the great
CONQUEROR
OF Palm, and
has done more
good than any
known reRe-
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

The manufacturers Of perforated chair seats
have combined. The object can be seen
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

JAY EYE SEES Driver, Edwin D. Bither,
uses Coles Veterinary CarbOiisaive. and
a thorough trial enables him to endorse 1t "a
the best remedy that he ever saw for general
stable use. Sold by Druggists at SOC and ! 90.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

There are a good many cabinet makers, but
the only mechanical work they can do Is the
boring.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
800
&1QQ,
REWARD.

. II there Is anything In q name, Sioux City
ehould be a good place for lawyers.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

Madame Boulanger has Withdrawn her suit
for a divorce from her husband.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
Many men of many minds,

pretty girl don't object TO reflections on
herself when they come from looking-glass.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03

A silver clover leaf tray with futed border
and engraved Venetian center accompanies an
etched water pitcher in the style of Louis XIV.
The toquc appears to be decided favorte
just now.
Lets coaloscc, and have less coal" said the
coal trust.
A man is ku 'wn by the condition of the
sidewalk he keeps.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
The Plain Truth

Is that Hoods sarsaparila has cured thousands
Of people who suffered severely with rheuma.
tism. It DeutIalizes the Tactic acid In the blood.
which causes those terrible pains and aches, and
also vitallEes and enricbes the blood. thus pro
venting the recurrence OF the disease These
facts warrant US In urging you. II you suffer with
rheumatism, TO give Hoods sarsaparilla a trial.
Il had rheumatism 80 that when sat or laid
down could hardly get up. Hoods Sarsaparilla
has almost cured mo- +. CARSEs. Gallon. o.
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists 81, six forU Prepared ouit
By c. l. HOOD & CO.. Lowell. Mas =
Inn n~--. N~4 n~lI4~
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
Out of Enployment.

Nervousness Is said to be characteristic Of
Chief Justice Fuller
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
A "Put and Call"

A belt railway must necessarily sell rouI
trip tickets.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
A Serious Charge,

! c. !. HOOD & CO.. Lowell. Masi
100 Doses One Dollar
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-03
Hoods Sarsaparllia

Sold by all druggists q, SIX forT. Prepsrea oui,
no MON On laval MaEl
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-04

ETC., being straight as die, all the ocean
tiers evenly proportional, and all the
articles placed so as to be as little as posi-
BILE in anyone's way, while as near as posi-
BILE to every ones hand. Just above the
forks small salt cellar and pepper caster
should be put for each person; and below
these. to the left, tiny plate containing
six or eight olives or some salted almonds.
These latter, however, many people prefer
served hot with the coffee, after dinner.
Salad plates should not be placed on the
table till needed, then they are put on the
left hand.
The laying of the side-board and side
table conduces a good deal to the appear
ance of the dining room, and the dainty
side-board cloths now used form one of the
most charming items of a well stocked linen
cupboard. The German damask ones, with
patterns in blue, gold or red on the white
ground, are very pretty, and may be made
quite beautiful by outlining the design
with colored silk Of rather deeper shade.
White damask may be enriched IN the
same manner, and further elaborated by
darning in the ground with the same shade
of color as used for outlining homespun
linen, adorned with coarse old lace, drawn
work, or macrame, suits an old oak side
board better than anything else.
Make the side board look as pretty as
possible, and if so small as to need supple
menting with a side table, relegate to the
latter all the less ornamental articles.
Many people object to the dessert being
brought into the hot dining room until it is
wanted for use; but those less fas tidious
will gladly avail themselves of it with
which to ornament the side board, as moth
| ing else can so effectively do. With the
dessert may be placed the wine, the
powdered sugar, and cream and any other
pretty accessories; while extra plates,
glasses, forks, ETC., besides bread, mineral
water siphons, if used, and other things OF
like nature may be put upon the side table
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-04
She Waited Thirty Years.

A romantic story comes from NJ anches-
ter, N. H, of woman who has been wait
ing more than thirty years for the return
of her lover. She is now about fifty year s
old, bent with care, and her once bright
hair-still long and handsome-is streaked
with gray. Thirty years ago, she was the
belle of the city, the happiest and gayest of
light-hearted. Naturally she had many
suitors, but she gave her love to one who
followed the sea-" After their engage
ment he left for a final voyage, promising
to settle down on land forever afterwards,
for they were TO be married as soon as he
returned.
But the sailor lover never came back. and
no message ever explained his absence
| Whether faithless, or drowned at sea, none
knew, and probably never will know until
that great day 'when the sea gives up its
dead The grief and disappointmen
caused the girl a long illness. When re
| covered, she insisted that her lover was
true, but declared that even if he were not
she would remain constant. Soon as she
was able to stand, she began going every
! day to the railway station to greet hin
home; and almost every day since, through
| thirty long years, winter or summer, raiI
or shine, heat or cold, she has been there
on the same hopeless errand. She is very
reserved, and never mingles with tn,
crowd on the platform or frequents the
waiting rooms, but waits alone and apart
eagerly scanning the face of every one WHIT
arrives, and turning away sadly when con
WINGED that her quest for that day is use
| less
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-04
Mrs. Ewing on Economy.

Mrs. Emma Ewing, who is lecturing in
the east on household economy, tells some
startling truths. Among other things she
proves that over five million dollars is use
lessly spent every year in this country for
blueing alone; and that during the same
period more than a million families throw
away each from twenty-five to one hundred
dollars worth of grease, which should be
utilized in the making Of soap. She says
that In the one city of New York, $50, 000,-
600 annually would not cover the amount
paid to men for baking bread; while any
bright house wife might bake better bread
at home with very great saving, and that
if all the matrons in the United States
would combine to drive men out of this
particular industry, at least $500, 000, 00C
would every year be saved. Mrs. Ewing
acknowledged her impotence of methods
whose only virtue is that they have come
down from our grandmothers. Turning
up the clean washed dishes and pouring hot
water over them and then letting them
than whan wiping them with linty towel,
not to mention the saving of time and
trouble. She quotes the Chicago man who
says: "If my wife could only crochet din
ners, what lovely dinners we should getl''
This is hint with point IN it for those who
neglect cookery, the most important art
which a home-keeper can master, for use
less fancy-work. She goes so far as to as
sure her audiences-and to prove to them
toO-that by the proper management, fam
lilies of six or seven can be FED on the fat OF
the land at a cost of from Sl.15 to s. pei
week for each person.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-04
Not Without a Moral.

Under the head of Fair Play" somebody
prints the following doggerel, which is moi
without its moral:
An, husband, do not scold your wife
And make her poor heart ache,
Because she can't build pies like those
Your mother used 10 make.
That is, unless you're quite prepared,
To see the whole thing through.
And buy her hats and dresses as
Her father used to do
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-04
DAUGHTERS OF EYE.
Some Thoroughly Good Sugges-
tiOns by One of Them.
MRS. EwING'S IDEAS OF ECONOMY
Some DOggerel With Most Decided Moral
Waiting Thirty Years-The New
Art of Smiling.
Two Meetings.

Two meetings.
Love met me on a day,
And love was weeping!
''Whv weep sweet lover" / SAID
He droo ped his golden heao,
Saying: For loves decay
For hearts that are old and dead,
III worth the keeping"
But while he spoke, spied
A wicked arrow peeping
From the culver at his side,
And when l stopped to kiss him
Before could caresS him,
He seized the tiny dart
And threw it at my heart;
Then like lark in May,
F1uttered and flew away.
Love met me on day,
And love was gay:
We'll met sweet love" We said
He tossed his golden head,
Like little child at play;
He said "Oh happy day!
For not all hearts are dead.
Not all are old and cold;
Smart cancels smart,
When heart TO heart,
Ny silver chains eufold.
Il wept," he said, for loves not true.
| smile" he said, 'for you and you"
Then, lisping out some tender word,
And looking up and laughing low,
He snatched the bowstring from his bow
And bound US with the silver cord;
Nor ever shall the sad fates sever
The twain that love made one forever.
So sang Mr.. George COtterell on the
event of his engagement rather late in life
being very much in love after have avoweC
that his heart was "old and dead" Let VI
hope that the "sad fates" may leave tn
happy pair in peace through the remnan
of their years.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-04
The Art of Smiling.

The latest thing out comes from Gotham
and is Lessons in the Art of Smiling -
AS an elegant accomplishment, the art of
smiling gracefully, in just the right degree
for different occasions, not too broadly for
some emergencies nor too slightly for
others, deserves consideration. But for all
that, a smile direct from the heart is greatly
to be preferred, which to be genuine must
be wholly unconscious. A writer on beauty
recommends ladies to practice before a
glass, and says that ''sweet and gentle
smile, where the mouth hardly opens, the
cheek dimples slightly and the lower lip
just conceals the ends of the upper teeth. :"
is quite the proper caper.
When smiles are too profuse they lose
their value, like other things in this tire
some world; but when not too often re-
peated, the charm of a thoroughly sweet
smile is irresistible. Superfluous smiling
is disagreeable, and to be always on the
verge of smiling, as it were, without really
doing it is more attractive than dignified
for grown folks.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-04

PMPLEs, boils and other humors are liza
BILE to appear when the blood gets heated.
To cure them, take Hoods Sarsaparilla. %
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-04

The Liberal pnty threaten b giue the Poo
ple's party ''tIie deDit'' on Monday. In Othtq
lDOrds they propose TO 'giuC themselves dIpdy.''
St. Landry democrat., 1889-12-14
Office.

LAND OFFICE AT NEW ORLEANS, La,
Nov. Ii, 1889.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Judge
or in his absence, the clerk of the District court
at Opelousas La, OH Monday Ban 6, 1890, viz
} PEERRE n. MANUEL Jr.,
who made Homestead Entry No 1886 for the
northeast sec. II in township south range
east Louisiana Meridian
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
of, said land, viz:
David Courvile Sr David Courville Jr, Las
tie Rozat, L. S. FOntenot, all of st. Landry Par
ish Louisiana.
THOMAS J. BUTLER,
NOV. % st. Register.