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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
Sin aeiauber alter sfan,,.

Scr. Sos. MiIion bon Naens5prings,
Sus., Der bic 60ger Sabre iiberidritten
bat, iagt: Sd babe biele We6isinen
probirt, babon mebrere iebr quite; aber
ME babe i6 cine gefunben, Die 10 febr
niles erfillt, mas fiir ie beanipru6t
Dirb, mie @bamberlains Collie, Gbos
lera' un6 Siarrboe Mebi3in. gs 1T
mirfli6 eine tDunberbare Mebiain. Gum
8erfauf bel q. @obn & Co.. 3altsper &
SobH unb allen anberen Npotbeten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
Das Tom mt hahnnl

3wei Glubmitglieber Qeben
nod einem erquiiiten MabIe gum Sbeas
ter unb treten geraoe ein, als Elm Ballet
aufgeslbrt miro.
griter: .WunberDoll, erifaunIi1e 8es
benz )bigfeit BON bieien i(bic)beu
9duaerinen. Mertwirbig, tansen geras
be, als tpenn es nur eineSdnaerin tu6re. !"
3weiter: ngi6t 10 laut, CHARLES,
es TT Ia nur cine &dnSerin.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
s m esrauf6,

Stubioius: sGrdulein 2aura, sic
peri9mdbeu meine 9aubs 9eufen sic
an ipdter. Wenn sic einmal @roB,
mutter iein werben, btrften 5ie es
i9mer3li6 bereuen, ben armen gnteln
ben blngebenbhen 8roB0ater ent3ogen
5u baben!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
Nerfm no bt.

Mebrsre Sffi3iere berabi9isben fi6
nod 8eenoigung ber Man6uer bon Der
Wirtbin bes Ortes. p4oieu, 6rau 3D.
renuirtb, es bat uns febr gut bel Sbnen
gefallen. 2eben sic ipobll"
Wirtbin: v9Ioieu, Sbr 9erre', es
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
Drud fe blerteufeI.

= (8eri9t iiber einen 8dderitrife. }
y Die geltrige 3uiammentunft ber fris
tenben 8ddergeieaen par ber @emmels
plab ber wilbeiten 2eioeni1aften."
- 8efern Nbenb bur13pg eihe Be-
trunfene Static ldrmenb unD fngenb
unfere Stabt, unb nur nit Mibe ge.
lang es Den oereinten &rdften unierer
S9uBleute, bieielbe sur Rube gu brin.
gen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08

if6t nur i6ab, boB Sic nur 70 fiira,
bent 5a Iei' t6nne'!"
Offlsier: nSr6fen sic fid, Grau
Wirtbin, mir fommen oas nd9fe Sabr
tpie6er!"
Wirtbin: s0err Seies, isll mirb
bod nit NJ"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
9afernhof. 8Iuthe.

Gelowebel (3um ginidbris>6rei,
miligen: Sonnerwetter, nur nidt 10
aufgeblaien - Sic ieben ia alts mie Elm
tuattirter 3mirnsfaben!
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
Diesitteriae Qifi.

sWenn uns bic alte 2ifi oas 8ier
bolt, 1T es INNER piel fdbner, oils tpenn
es Der Sepp brinet. 6ieb' nur ben
prd9tlgen S9aum! -. so, ia, bic
Gili muB uns bas Bier INNER bolenl@
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
3ur 8erbeutfauuob bes

Wortes D8egetarier" ober r8e
getarianer" baben bin iett bic
gerliner bic folgenben Nusoriife poraes
t6lagen: 9routiunter, Mil6mann,
pHan3te, WeiI6eufreRer, @rhnede, Sra.
eenbotauiter, Soblrabiner, 8lattonil6er
Geuiletonilt &C.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
0urm bic 8Iume.

alter seisiser @ed: rMber, Grdulein
Natalie, i'd bette Sic an, iG perg6ttere
eie!@ - 8aaeteuie: nDas fann idb
ni6t glauben = benn bic Alten baben
ftets ben @6ttern Opfer sargebra6tl"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
unfreiwilIige u g o mif.

au6 auf bic geiniteuunseu muB Die
Dame nod a6ten, he miKen einfa9er,
unbefangener. natiirli6er Derben; man
oarf gar nid)t bemerfen. baB Blbnens
fiinitler au9 geine baben.
9iReloorfer 3eitung, 26. Sept.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08

Inangenebmes g9o.
Sunge Jrau (bor benz S1aufens
iter zines eleganten 3abens): @ieb'
nur, Mdnnden, bieIen Romfortl
Wann (unpilig): 2omm' fort!
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08

Wasif parabor2
Wenn Semano gum y1e6twd@ter
fagt: ~@ut' gta6t, f6lafeu sic redt
mobl!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08

Aus Dem Sagebu9 eines
Sriufers.
Wenn mir beute mas feblt, bab' i6
3efern au oiel gebabtl
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08
Snntortft(6es.

&a &aernenitplperIen.
Sergeant: Msenif, nenn i'd sic uns
MAIDEN f6nnte!
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08

perfecte Dameni6neiberin empfebIt
fi9 aur Infertisuns einfa6er, iouie eles
ganter Samens unb Ginbergar6erobe
unter @arantie oes @utiibens in unb
auber benz 9auie. BIaubeiIFraBe /, 2
Sreppen Dafelbft.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08

Gin orbentlides Wedb6en, tim
berlos, sum l. DIT. sefu6t. 8is,
mard fir. 80, 3 Sreppen.
Wagbeb. Sen. .,An3. bonn IL. Sept.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08

Sur6 ben An3. +. b. 5abeaanb Nr.
223 uirb unter ber 5piBmarfe x6eis
ratb-ein Grdulein in cine 9anouirtb'
f9aft geiu6t nit 200 so. 8erm6s
gen, tpeI6es 3. Ini6affung bon giaft'
nieb baas porbanoen fein muB.~ Oas
beripri6t immerbiu in ber gbe cine bide
2iebe 5u perben.
Sn Nr. 223 beg 5p. Sagebl. finoet
fi6 fOlsenbe goti3: rStaatsminiiter
b. B6tti6er lit bereits am Sonnabenb
mieber in Berlin elnsetroffen; ermor.
bet murbe Sc. gpcena erft am "a. b.
M.4 ilnb bic M6rber finb nod ni6t
erpifdt?
Golgenbe ytoti3 finbet fi6 in Nr. 217
bes polit. SasebI.: D&Om, II. Sept.
Gnr bic 0per in Mntwerpen bat Der
pab1t benz Nuntias in 8rhKel 10000
,5ranes geianbt." Ser 0rudfebIerteuz
fed fu6t feline Opfer ielbit an ben se.
ueibteten Orten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08

Sein nit einem golbenen 2orbeerfrana
gei9madter Sentftein trdst bic Su.
i6rift:
(Gortiebung in Der 2. 8eilase).
Gerl. B6riens3tg., 30. Sept.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08

Sic
WO4entli9e 6reie Yreiie fit seras
erf6etnt
ieoem Domueraag
unb foitet
$3.50 fiir SaS Sabr pDer $1.25 fiis
6 Wpnate III 0Dramsbesablmma.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-11-08

sdslide 6reie @reiie fit seras
erf9eint
nit Aasaag,me oes Sonatags
unb fDfet
$1,000 fiir Sas Sabr pSer $3.50
fiir 8 Wunate.
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

IA Erlss - OhEzs Hs Uns zns a@E-
AEss - p. - Eo1L La LI.

Hs Erlss - Ohlxs rs wife znd A@E-
2gss - Pat ia Foet ~ Il.
The girl j. gone an1 I've Lad . get
dinner myself to-d2y. said Mrs Bixby.
when NJ BIZ same home the 0ther
night I expected another g-rl THIS
afternoon. b-t she hasn't come, 50 III
have - ask you 20 look afrer the cbil-
Gren, Eli,zh. uhile wash the dishes"
NO. replied Mr Bixby, firmly buI
kindly. "No, Mandy, taking care of
babies isn't ny ferte. Only women can
Go that ID perfection. Bat III tell sou
what III do. Mandy, III do Up tho
dishes snd tidy up the kitchen slick as
a whistle while g0a attend 10 The chill
dren. Washing dishes and sweeping IS
something / can do. I've done DC for
ny mother a thousand times, and / u
Just ike 20 show YOU how proficient I
an in that sort OF thing. Now. YOU and
the children clear out and let me have
free swing AZ things ana see II / don't
surprise YOU"
Mrs. B.xby cleared out, but had oc-
casioa 70 go into the kitchen half an
hour later 10 scald out the baby's bottle,
and that she WAS surprised her words
indicated why, Elijah BIby," She
cried sghast, and she Is very even
tempered woman, too. What 40 YOU
mean By washing the dishes in the
skillet? You didn't see any thing else?
Why, the dish-pans under the sink
And what are you washing them with?
An old sock that the girl uses for an
irOn-holder? And you've been wiping
them on the floor scrub cloth. And
there's hose fine glasses and the solid
silver spoons in water with an inch Of
grease on ,op OF it, and-well, if this is
the way you washed your mothers
dishes
Wash your own darned dishes, then,
madam, shrieked Bixby, as DC fed 70
his own room Time.
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

Nsnt 3 70 bsTie2-
AE ahs corner ~ Slxty-6ft1 s-reeS Al
D4a goE - al1 tose1 BIS lo41 SesP-
1arl. ~nsre Re soon reacns1 = hznz-
some erosa sLeas residence. AtseE
Dlcl 1-1c4ltY ne AID as ogncle
la11sd -pon he stc0p. Carefully 14-
.asyiag as bran1 Hse clothes sue hs1
Ar A Daa gsasly pallsS ths bel A
Gs@la serF2nE sEssere4 rhs Summons
ish Miss s&l2h ins1def' polisely
q4srisa sls yosEg CEiazD4n - tas
sane tiMs tEy-ag - pail ia blg coffee
o&y inEo 1hs EsstlElls- Ine eoLleslly
dressed visitor sitb his snail derby.
dangling Eluoss ia uiz-air o. top q
Eis = usae, Is blg god headed cane n
cle balt. vale Ehe otBss s4s IggglaZ
a. lhe saek, Ela1s tie girl "a ga oas-
righL
- nat zre yea going q 60 with thst
big bundle u s@sh lE here, Jchnr' sIs
asked
Him 40 washse." replied The Of
fsnded ChlnzEzn Indignantly. Ny
Eoatchee Miss Salah."
Just then Miss sarah and her mother
appeared on shs scene.
Lev Al Dza smiled blandly on the
pair sad 81 The same time gave q
hard tug az the bag
How Do. Miss Salah2 NV kom see
20 i1sh no~. Ny tllng pleasant 10 20.
too
Miss sarah looked a. the Chinauan
and then az the lag as IL she had not
quite understood What the fellow had
SAID she could hardly believe Ler
eyes when the caller explained that
10 vas the same Lew Al Dan that
washed for her family ana whom she
q had seen only yesterday. The suddsn
change Of garments had CON pletely de-
ceiTed her. To use her own words.
HE looked 50 eomlcal and funny in
American clothes. especially with that
stunner OF = cans IN bis dried-up little
hand. could not FOR the world reco2-
nize aim as my Old washee"
Bat that bag OF presents The young
lady and her mother laughed so much
a. sight OF IL that tears came into their
eyes.
Dan hrst drew out bushel OF green
apples, then ten pounds ot Lychee nuts,
the Jars of ginger, the apricots and the
plckled onions.
The servant could not control her
anger any longer
What are you going 20 do here?"
she said. set up Housekeeping"
'Ah. no. My have got hOusesee.
Ny bling pleasant 20 Miss Salah."
''Oh. FOR Miss Sarah To 20 housekeep-
iug?"
About this time the two ladies had
recovered themselves somewhat. Just
then An Dan hshed out a big live
chicken. Then followed a terrible
cackllng noise from the bottom OF the
bag
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

q wofz ~ spinning ana weaving ANS
noE intreq -sntly beng Twelve.
IL A1sEr-S r1e la~ provides th2t tas
alrsIlon q weTk for tory Aan5s shah
not exceed eleven hoars out q ths
tseuty- y-four. eeKclasiFer - tie rerla5s
of rest 1aess are not - - less ID tAs
aggregate taan AZ hour ana h4lG T2s
rule car bs modified b. tbe Minister q
Commerce, IL conneeIoa wlth tAs A.n-
is.er of t1e ln-sr.9r. allowing longer
hears. 1he hears have 1een 50 exteal "a
- taelse hoars ID certain Industries.
slc1 ~ spinning mllls ana even -
thirseen IA SIX aanufact1res Sunday
rest ls eutoroed In Hasgary there l.
no limit laid down 5y laa. b4s the hoars
are not general > longer .han ia Aus-rl
Concerning the actual hours q a1Ult
labor ia t-glurl, some dlfaeglrY is s2ld
10 he experienced ln getting at tie facts
The evidence given befors = bels lslam
royal commission showed that railway
guards are sometimes on duty FOR hftsen
aud even nineteen ard half bQlrs ~
stretch. and the Brussels tfamgay
drivers are work frCm 1fteen % seven
teen hours daily, nllh . rest II only IN
hour and d half AZ noon. Brick-mazers
work during the Summer months sixteen
hours day. In the sugar rehneries the
average hours are FROM twelve 10 tA-r-
teen for men ana frosa nine l. ten for
women. The cabinet-makers, both at
Ghent and Brussels, assert that they
have often 10 work seventeen hours .
day
Ia Switzerland the law provides that
a normal working day shall not exceed
eleven hoars, reduced on Saturdays and
public holidays 70 ten. Power is re-
served for prol9nginx the working day
in certain circumstances. Except in
cases of absolute necessity Sunday labor
is prohibited, aad ia osta1l- 1meuts
where uninterrupted labor is required
each working hand must have one free
Sunday out of two. Women can not
under any circumstances be employed
in night or sunday labor. Italy las not
legislated for adults, but has made reg
ulations for child labor. Sweden is ia
the same position. Spain and Portugal
have done nothing. The general rule in
the latter country, applying 10 old and
Young, IS 10 work from sunrise 20 sun
set, an hour and a half being allowed tor
meals. In the Netherlands a law was
recently promulgated 10 prevent ex'
cessiye and dangerous work by grown-ap
women and young persons. In Turkey
the working day lasts from sunrise TO
sunset, wica certain intervals for repose
and refreshment. In Russia, where
there are no laws affecting the hours 81
adult labor, the normal working day in
Industrial establishments averages
tMelVa hours.
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

An DAE BMNss "sALAE PRESENT
Next fav. bright and sarIy. Al Dan
~ent down town and invested SO in a
PowarY srore suIt g. 25 for black
derby hat aud another dolslr For pair
of ratent leather shoes to taxs the
place 20 bis oil white-soIsd fc0tgesr.
lie bought also some Chinese tcgs. 40
that ha could make love alice same
Neiican nan of Hallem,' and be also
hourhs himself \ chesD gold headed
cane n discovered that be had for
gotten al ahoub shirts and collars but
he vas equal - the emergency. There
were lots % shirts snd collars IN the
lssn3 ~ 5e 0nzi ng - dilaro-Y customers
He selected an outat of ,he best and
donned them rap-urcustT. His new
etothes sred him ahcut IS nice a. a
Con nacrirut scarecrow ats "a pole .n a
vatsrmeion patch -sx ept the derby.
-htch --fused - bold tne big coil u
ricssr 7ueue. Hs soucluded 60 Veas
sha hss anyway. Hs Chinese friends
sfau't Know IND wher he wens down
aQain e. bn7 some more yehee ms ard
csher rice thinEs wlr1 which ~ urge 1is
love m ssfnF Es bought -e1 pounds -
T ~rhae aus g. So. three e. K hard kerr
shfafs g. RI one pound Ct ooIonE -
a. cents. ere snail iar - preserved
~fn~a~. fftv cenrs. ere rru11 - pioT "a
ruteus tnu Genes. ere hushel - winte
spuias ttir-F cents. ore faf live
rhIeken. F5 cents. and Two fncks also
I've s. 50
He rus the- s. ~ = hiT -ofea Rag
and throuinr it ever his shoulder "a
sstlas q fh-s arenrs slrisce car Al
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25
THEIR FAVORlTE SONGS.
Most of Them Are Appropriate. but Some
Are Slightly Suggestive.

Are Slightly Suggestive.
President Harrison-Dar's Heaps Of
Trouble on de Ole Mans Mind.
Senator Eyarts-Whese Did You Get
That Hat?
Napoleon Ives-It May Be Four Years
and it May Be For Ever.
Jay Gould-Little Drops of Water.
Ward McAlIster-Old Hundred. Gre
peated four times.)
The Stock Exchange-Mary Had a Lit
tie Lamb-Little Lamb-Little Lamb.
Roswell PITS But Littl Faded
Flower.
Corporal Tanner-Out in the Cold
World.
Chauncey NJ. Depew-Some Day.
Elliot +. Shepard-And Every Day
VIII be Sunday Over There.
General Sherman-Magching Through
Georgia.
Susan B. Anthony-Believe Ne II All
Those Endearing Young Charms.
Chicago-Blow, Ye Winds Of the Morn
ingl Blow, Blew, Blow.
The Sugar Trust-In the Sweet Buy
and Buy.
Cornelius vs-derbilt - I've Fifteen
Wa de Pocket Life
Il a a.
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

Lev Al Dan, ts Chinese laundry
nan ard the on ner of several wash
houses on one q ths West side avenues
Ia New York. lie hEd among hls patrons
a Y0ung nd remarkably pretty girl OF
Irisn descent. she vas dashlng and al
ways had = smile FOR Ian when she
dropped in % the laundry 70 see about
the family linen; for she wasn't sery-
ant, bls t4e daughter ot a well-tO-do
s'sizeu Wno lived In a very comfortable
way on Sixty-hfth street. When the
sprighsly auburn haired Miss she was
about sigh seenI would trip into Dams
place. her brilliant blue eyes and gem
srally fashi0nable appearance would
fairly take his breath away. But ne
iidn't blame himself for being smitten
30 such AZ angel, for be wisely conclu-
led that the h6ars OF any man-let
al0ns an almond eyed Celestial-could
not 20 proof againsc such charms.
one Saturday afternoon few weeks
ago. Miss sarah 80 Dan learned she
~as called came % the laundry, and
Dan waited upon her himself But be-
tore be gave her the parcel OF linen he
vent into another room and brought
out a neatlyd one no package.
Ny givee 70 lychee China nuts.
heap fine duse, said Ah Dan, TO the
2stonishsd girl.
Thank you very much" she gasped.
not knowing exactly what they were.
She took shsm home and found them
very good eating fruit
The next time Sarah came 20 the
laundry. she praised Dams elegant
present
You likee him."
Yes, very much; they arc nice" re-
piled Sarah. innocently. with . sweet
smile
without = word, All Dan hastily
went back into his room and brought
Opt another pound of nuts. also a
smaller package
NY Eiveo you mole and this China
hsnksrchse,- SAID All Dan pleasantly.
The young lady again thanked him
In the smaller package was a red silk
hand ksrchisf imported from China and
~tEhin It's folds the astonished girl
soand this note, written in a nice hand
MY VEILr BEAUTY. ToUNG LADY:
my heap lovee yo'. Fust tim nv
lookee 20. my alice same loves. Jush
aovs my 40 see yo.' all same Glaze.
shipos 20 no kars 10 nay, 20 kom my
salkee 20 some ting. VIII 20 pleese?
MY nam, LEw All DAN.
WRh Stng, no belong my name.
To say that she was surprised ia bui
mild expression For a long while
she coaldn't stop laughing. At length
she carefully folded he note and put
It into her pocket intending TO show II
10 Der friends As literary curiosity
from Asia.
She had by this tine become az
nssd with Al Dan, N a business
xay. she knew he was very friendly
toward bis customer and she took the
note "a io<s rather than anything So
rioas. 50 she continued 70 take her
washing there and laughed with Ah
Dan about bis funny billet dOux.
Among other things she said plsyfully,
that shs loved him too
That simple statement settled Lew
Al Dan permanently. AZ least so long
As be remains IA New York
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

what Days Work in the Countries of


A return Just issued n pursuance Of
an address from the House Of Commons
throws considerable light on the cues
ton Of working hours in Europe, says
the ST. James Gazette.
In France the hours Of adult labor are
regulated by a series Of DEGREES, o.
which the earliest, promulgated Sep
tember, 1sfs, enacts that tbe working
mans day in manufactures and mills
shall not exceed Twelve hours of "af-
fective" or actual labor. A decree Is
sued in May, 1851. made exceptions, so
that more hours might be worked IN cer-
tain trades. Practically, the legal sine
is made 20 exclude rest. This makes the
working day 30 much the longer. Thus.
one OF the French inspectors states that
the hours Of attendance in factories
under the act OF ls4s arc from five in
the morning until seven in the evening.
or total Of fourteen hours. out Of
which there are twelve hours Of "effect-
i've labor" But the same authority also
states that effective" time often OK
tends 20 thirteen and fourteen hours in
many weaving establishments. Finally.
We are told that. Gas a rule" 81 may
be taken that Frenchmen employed in
factories are present ia the shops at
/ least fourteen hours out of every tror-r-
'our
Among The countries having 10 l0ra
affecting the hours OF adult labor Ger
many is con s7icuous Employers. hove
ever. can not force their servants -7
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25
Run of Luck at Hascher's.

A cook at cheap boarding house
played a little game on a grum bling
boarder by serving him with piece OF
solid leather instead Of beafsteak.
You have changed your butcher,
Mrs. Hascher?" said the boarder, look
ing upat the landlady, after saving two
or three minutes at the leather.
Same butcher as usual, " replied the
boarding housekeeper, with a patroni-
King smile. ''Why?"
'Ob, nothing much" said the lodger
trying 70 make an impression on ths
steak with his knife and fock. "Cnl y
this piece of meat is the tenderest
/ have had in this house for some
weeks" "
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

An undergraduate of Oxford Univer-
sity was taking detachment Of strang-
ers around 70 see the sights, and when
be had exhausted the chapels and the
cloistered shades, he brought them into
the quadrangle Of his own college.
''rhere is only one thing left for US TO
see, " ne said. Look there; that is the
window OF my college tutor" AS the
young man spoke, he picked up pebble
from the path and sent it crashing
through the pane Of glass. An elderly
gentleman. in cap and gown. put his
head out and shook his fist. 4 thought
that would bring him out, exclaimed
the undergraduate in triumph. That,
ladies and gentlemen, is my tutor him
Golf
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25
Information on tho Equator.

A teacher in public school has been
accustomed to require her pupils TO say,
THE equator is an imaginary line,
passing round the earth. etc. 1t never
occurred TO her that the boys and girls
OF her school had no idea what an imag-
mary line meant. until one day vis-
itor asked them how vide they thought
the eluator was. Souo thought ii was
5000 miles wide, cthcls 1000, and
others said they could jump over it..
The visitor then asked how they
thought ships got over it. One pupil
said he thought the crews got out and
drew them over, and another said 10
had read that a canal had been dug
through it. What is the name of the
canal " was asked, The Suez Canal, -
was the answer
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

iovss uas. rhAssan N0 20 care 10 zy
nsap ssssnL bef0 r. y sen1se p-essuG
70 so1s pls1ty Ems- sasa 49,, -
heap szeby 30 ~ 1kse pleasant S1rs
~ ~ me se11ss pleasant NJ no
tslaee us. Nish >zlas co1s see Ia
60 lght - enc plsce lettee-
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De l. s4izag fox the lesssr yet
M4sS NkEA kOo
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ScrintnraI Rrsearrh

NicAelby-Who were the first pugi-
lists?
Squeers-I give Il up.
The Hittites."
"Psbaw."
80, yes; and there was one sort OF =
man who was always like 4 defeated
candidate"
THAT 500"
Yes. the Sad-u-cee And. do vou
know believe the old people had a hlc
Exposition once?'
w That makes you think soe'
why, one time. Nebuchadnczza-
gazed across tho plains AT lot CO.,
people be saw. and exclaimed. .IA. tao
ihar-i-see.
Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

Waat Ar-s aad ~ a. 1oes ths China
Usa ass Ia order ~ Fursa41s 3 ~1LEs
80 - L4rrF lluf
t1ls ls . GesElsB 0tEsa asked In NeS
YORK. slsf- tnere ara seFer4l AonIO-
Hans siEa Caucasian wives Soms ot
tns iaster are nsl1soms. tco. which
ua1ss t1s matter az tha more ays-erI-
ous.
quite iz5sly I learned Of little ro-
nance IA real LIE WaicA ElroHs some
Aga as.oa shis SD seE TIE i1c-1slss
STATED 2rs slrictiy tFua.
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All BANS QUEER wOOING.

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SHE PRAYED FOR DEATH.

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Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

What on earth are you going to do
with all these things, All DAMP" Sarah
cried. we are not married yet, to need
such stuff"
Heap good; eat 'em Miss Salah; by
an bym bye my sendee mob, heap moh
My nab got plenty money; don't mind