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81 would wake up In tho might cou ching. Pans
would take mo IN the chest and shoulders. A. my
trouble e1tanded begun to lose flesh rapidly. Night
Sweats came on and | grow steadily weaker.
my heart would beat violently, especially after the
slightest eIertion. and this would I've followed by slow,
irregular breathing and a sensation OF iAintness CT dig
yinesB. II I would get up suddenly spots would swim
before my eyes aud I would feel dizzy as II | were going
TO toppie over.
"Iu the mean time my Tearing became impaired. l
had long been troubled with ringing aud buzzinG noises
in the ears. and at last 1t seemed 10 me as u ] were going
to lose my hearing.
my memory was affected and had difficulty in re-
membering the simplest things told me. would feel
tired aud exhausted all The tile-hny little effort would
upset me. | was nOrvorB. irritable and Respondent,
constantly losing in lest and strength. with pains some
times in the back part Of my head. sometimes in tho
chest and side or down the spine, my throat filling mp
and feeling raw ard inlnmtd, my chest feeling as II
there was n weight or a lead on It, and my breathing
cominG hard and with a wbeezing sound; 1t seemed to
me as " / had more than ms share OF suffering.
81 could not eat any kind OF food without distress.
INouid sit down to tho table feeling hungry and 4 few
mouthfuls would take away my appetite. What l would
eat would rest like lead Uu my stomach.
MY limbs would get cold. and then in n little while I
would hive hot. ieverish iaShes. 1t seemed as IL the
trouble had extended to every part of me and under
mined my constitution entirely. Some fine ago | read
IN the papers the s,Hteiuentb OF people who had hcen
treated and ouredby Drs. Copeland and Blair. ! went
to roe several whose statements had been published and
iiun ily placed ny self under the care Of these physicians.
e We'll, I; in the result you want to know about, | sup
pose. You can se for yourself | am far from a sick man
now. My appetite returned TO me. l had no more
trouble with the ears and eyes, no more pains In the
chest. gained sioSoily In flesh and strength. I sleep
as well az ! over die In my life. Indeed. l am not at all
the same man that I was before l was tr, Atsd by Drs.
Copeland and Blair, and us | ray, I am VERY grateful to
them for what they have done for mt and am glad to
haSe the opportunity of making this statement"
Mr.. JoGs lives, as stated. al No. 24O Wet Houston
st.. where this statement can easily be verified.
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top Of her stomach, and below it appeared q
span If straitened skirt. alro deep with ,carlet
edging. She was further ad,r ed ly 4 tring OF
beads and II tiny tucked cap which scarcely COW
cred her cropped hair. o
Mary Jane Turned her sunilushed pretty face
upon hlinty in d.tnpproval. The boy, with
whom she had long been at silent ieud. Jolt still
more ashamed OF Minty. Having tho road be-
tween Mary dane and himself he could, as often
al they met. trudgc schooiward with her cN-
changing occasional SnifIs and curls OF the lip,
and saticr no loss in his own dignity. But to
have the dirty stray tackled upon by Mary James
passing eye va, more than he could endure.
Say, yuu take this yorglg one along with
You" he commanded, making a threatening
motion Of the heau; aud Ainty was quite ready
to bcstow her melting smile on this Eequaint-
ance, though nothing edible was hung above
the person of Mary Jane. WhCther she had
bread and sugar sticking together In her pocket
or Vas to return home for her dinner. Minty
iustInctively knew tile boy was still her best
friend.
Mary Jane did not doiGn to give the boy q
reply, but spoke out vaipgloriously straight to
Miuty.
"Im dressed up and You amt
~ haven't had some nice clothes on for a
long time, admitted Mnty, after surveying the
favored beng who condesoended 10 pass within
three yards Of her.
She raised the talk.stick and held it ont ia
conjure comfort even from these circum-
stances.
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IROSPECTED WITH A GOAT.
How the amour Rum's Horn Gold Mine
WIN Discovered.

WIN Discovered.
Years ago, WHEN Clayton County, Idaho.
was overrun with Indians. says lie Omaha
Bee, so hostile that white men stayed away,
a man mounted on q large bay horse passed
through the country. and reaching Salmon
City. told of camping one night ON q creek
where he saw indications of gold.
Although nearly a hundred miles away. the
country was then so little known, aud miners
We're SO eager for ''placers" that IL prospect
ing party was soon on tho way thither. All
they knew about the place was what the un-
known man with a bay horse" Ind told
themy and the description was SO plain that
they found nc trouble IN going 10 the SPOT, out
side Of the hard climbing over hills. through
deep gorCes and the 1ordinE of the river,
Ones there they named the creek and gulch
Bay Horse. hut found no placer gold 10 pay
for their trouble, but there were lots Of such
game rs deer, bear. goats aud sheep.
Climbing 10 the top of II mountain skirting
the creek II mountain sheep was started up,
and, running close to the precipice, was
pierced by II ball from the unrrring aim of O
rife and he fell far below W. The hunter soon
made his way down 10 the animal and was re-
wardGd not only by finding a prize of excel
lent v%enison, but the sheep had struck and
k~Ifocked,of some galena ore with his horns.
Tie animal had not only uncovered some
of'the riches of this mountain, but his horns
and the incident Suggested the name Tor the
great Rams Horn Mine, which has since
yielded millions i'll silver, gold and lead.
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he GIVES THE RESULT,
Another Interesting Interview with IA
Willing Witness.

"No. I have no objection to making a statement or
publication. On the contrary. I am glad OF the oppor.
tunity, ceiling, ~ do. very grateful"
II was Mr.. william Joas, whom the writer found a.
his home at 2in West Houston ST, who was talking.
Tho fact II, =" no went oi. 81 had given up hope Of
ever being b%eneitcI. = vcrNt physicians who had
treated me- had told mo chat my case WAS beyond the
reach of ANY me teal skin. lhAd been everywhere aud
IT ed everything without getting any hell.
at was, think, about hvo years ago that my trouble
began. At that time | caught a very severe cold. |
couldn't seem to get rid OF II, and alter time | was
forced to real 20 that II had run INTO = catarrhal aud
bronchial trouble. For over u year I paid no attention
to 1t, though 1t seriously annoyed mc. ivas constantly
snaeaing. My eyes would &c din and wAtery, nnd there
would be a duli, heavy. d,stgrecsbl" pain across my
forehead. Later on n cough set In, ~ throSt would
Ill ap. and would cough and taisc aud try in vain to
clear H.. Something would soem to he stacking there
tin; / could not get up or down, NJ sleep would be dis
turbed. and IN the morning | would feel as NJ had had
no rest At ali.
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dropped of the steps and ran forward. there
the engineer and fireman were standing beside
the track, one Of them holding the child and the
other telling how lie grabbed her up ON the
pilot the breadth Of an instant before it reached
hcr.
Some tears were running low her cheeks,
but she was silent until q gentleman standing
among the arriving gaZers exclaimed:
why, Miuty''
Papa" she cried in u shrill scream, right
against the face OF the gentleman, who cuddled
her--dirty Hubbard gown and all-like a little
baby, A. close as he could hold her.
Word went back through the train that a child
had been picked of the track; a lost child; in
fact. 4 child that had been kidnapped. And
its father was ON That very train going in search
of fit.
The ladies in all the coaches were anxious to
see and 10 do fomething for this little girl.
They crowded around her where she sat on her
fathers tap, and made her tidy, brought her
dainty comforts, and kissed her.
SO Minty sailed away in the train TO continued
happy communion with Mrs. Seventeen by
means of finer tall-sucks than the small red
ear of corn.
The small, red ear lay on the railroad after
that train had passed over it-a worthless thing.
to be pecked by birds and SHE'D by one home
returning sclool-loy at another. 1t was no
herlonesome iancies. But hadherf father known
about it he woHld have picked it up and carried
it away in his breast pocket.
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PRESIDENTS on TIL STREET.
Unwrittcn Etiquette of the Chief Fxeru-
tivcS' Wallis mud DRIVES.

Unwrittcn Etiquette of the Chief Fxecu-
tivcs' Wallis mud Drives.
The President has resumed his dnily walks,
and every afternoon about 4 o'clock he may
be seen making good time toy ards the out
skirts Of the town, suys THO Albany Jourha's
Washington letter. Nobody follows him or
stNres at Ii IN or Gares at him-prcsiderts are
too well known in Washington to attract
much attention, unless they are exceptionally
popular, as president Arthur was, for exam.
pie.
When President Arthur drove down the
avenue on bright afternoons and stopped at
n shop occasionally. he was So handsome, so
courteous, so winning personally that the
people liked 20 look at Inn, and u. crowd
would Glwaya tther around the curb. Whole
his natty tuinOutN waited Tor hm. Just rs af-
terNards Mrs. Clev"lnnd's youth and beauty
drew crowds atter,her, hut III both cases il
wns the attractions of Il charming personal ~.
Acquaintnnces and friends If Presldent
Harrison, IN meeting him, always salute him
wllh more than usual punctlliO, but M ono.
not his most intimate friend. joins him in his
walk without an express Invitation
There is nothing that Wash ngton people
hate So much as ANYTHING lree and ca y about
n l resident. Mr.. Hayes won as much I'M
popularity from wearing au alpaca coat when
he received visitors MS by nnythiug, else he
ever did. President Arthur'S dignity and
observance OF prophecies did rs much to
make HIM friends ~ the perfect uprightness
Of his public character. The Pre- sident is
expected to he All eXemplar of good manners
rs well as good morals and Il detection in
either would be instantly resented.
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I'm dressed up, said Mary Jano as she
| like to wear il TO rchoul. II prouds me. I
icel like | was q kings wiferd. lioH are not
dressed NJ, Mr.. Seventeen, and you look so
ugly il tired me-
"'But,' said Mrf. Seventeen, my les rrc
drenched with heavenly dow. aud tho sDrg-,
birds urpcu ne M TO look at 'Ec M Tlpt
was a sipGard ! conldnt toll about the man tie
To bottom. IN cscuse you, raid the nam and
there WAS a pumplc OIL his nose becausc he
kucelcd his head down 90 hard when he had
tab c prGycrs,'
The hoy aud Mary JErc, walking one on each
side of Minty. eyed her ~ Nilrrt ama2raclt,
while InbiG cd By any aud cue" tho mU.mnIud
her rapture and built up her vision at Tie tap
of the talE-st:c...
"'You ate so much good food you made fat
to you, said Mrt. Seventeen, blu don sit o.
my prayer. iraid NY PRAYER on that clair aud
fyou II on il you Wiib!caEi;.'
"To-iuy's Friday, pat forth Many Jane,
vaguely atrontod. and We speak pieces"
And Tomorrow Sadd,rday," the boy
ierkcd fran iamre.f IN the act Of skipping =
stone. They ought 10 call it Gladdcrday,
though, caure there amt no school"
"Iknow my piece all 10y heart, 70 said Mary
Jane.
Bet you don't, challenged her foe.
She east q look of superiority npon him aud
silcneed him by letting it all out at him without
The evening world., 1889-10-30
Historian Bancrofr's Old AGE.

IfNIcdV0 T0IFT Orfdh, HdEhiHat N LtihrT.l
Tho house of George bancroft. the vener-
able historian, hns been put in order in antic-
ipation of his speedy return from his Newport
Summer home. The reports that his health
is declining and that lie Las abandoned liter
nry work. are apocryphnl. lie still has am
bltlous literary plans, and in;eads this
Winter to continue his work on the Admins
~tlation of President Polk, of whose Cabinet
he was u mepher. He has Just passed his
eighty7ninth birthday, but is still hearty and
strong. He takes great enjoyment IN life.
and looks nj least ten years Younger than he
really il. His hair IL snow white, and his
cheekSnre somewhat %snulSen, but his eyes are
as bright ind sparkling US u man of thirty.
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Mlnty's mouth. She smiled up at the sky. She
fed some crumbs to ants building their sand
palace 10y her foot. Aud finally she held the
taIh-stick ont, saying to il:
You must not follow me. If you com TO my
school, house | viii drive yUu back over the rail-
road, lou are too little. Nobody wants You.
But it is a very lovely day ard comitblc in the
aur, and the wa,er il u laughing 10y to me.
&c There was a hoy found IL be, and lie picked
It up aud was 10 clad. Now / viii have come
Spoit, 'said the boy, because he learned that in
his reading.booL. oh, how / wish it would
,tiug raid tie boy; tor | never had n boosting
me, and sport is snch a happy thing So the
! e. stang him, aud the boy lot loose and said;
oh
"'ll that is sport, said the boy, and he cried.
i co not want cly more, ioslt Is not = happy
tlrrr, Int Mi seventeen said: DO not gIy.
Lirtou TO the music 20 i,ag.r, tingie, tug.eE
iluglc, tug,c IL IA. rGiir BESIDE her still went
the t~nrline wusic.
~, Mas " grand N%i-orgOn, AID it went roar,
roui,"
T., a., roar. indeed il vert; then j, became u
loud uslulg, and the SAreh, lLricl, shrek o,
u steam whistle,
Minty turned her head over her shoulder. The
tali-stick was ro.-ed between her thumb and
finger, and neither she nor il moved as the
hU!u svuit towards her. Her ,acs was waxcn
with FRIGHT aEG her blue eyes stood forward in
the T. rims.
The train stopped with such a jar that some
passengers were thrown to the floor, Men
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1t was indeed the original Mary Jane; there
can be but few Mary James like her. Self salts.
fed and high in manner she spun ned tho ground
in shoes which were laced up the front with
leather thongs. Separated from tho shoes by a
mere strip Of white cotton stocking were lengthy
knickerbocker pantaiettrs deep with scarlet
edging. Mary James aress was u figured lawn
As to waist and sleeves, and Il Feant white mus
lin NJ TO skirt. II was belted tightly around the
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Speaking Our in Meeting.

Plainly Dressed shopper lin a great store)
You are. to say the least, rather rude to me;
and Yet you were polite enough to the lady who
lust lett. Her bill amounted to eighty or ninety
dollars, | presume.
Pert Shop Girl-MOrc.
PLAINLY Dressed Shopper-Wcll. | cannot spend
over twentysdollars; but here it is-a crisp new
twenty dollar bill. Have on thatmuch?
Pert Shop Girl Moo!
Plainly Dressed Shopper-Then. please. re-
member that if veal tn is to be the standard. i am
nj least your superior.
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Unnecessary Caution.
From JHige.l

Portland Me. Citizen handing in New York;
You've got a kindly opeu face, sir.
Bark prosident-Thank You.
Portland Citi2en-lo on wouldn't give me up to
the .utnog.ties if | asked you u question. would
yuu?
Hauk Prcsident-Dcpcnds on what You want.
l,r'lnud Citizen in Il spasm of appealing
dountL-COnld You Introduce ne to 4 man who's
got a friend who knows somebody who could tell
iuc where could get a glass of welss-beer? I'm
most chokGl.
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(COncYuded.)

tCOncluded.)
Alinty's face put on dropping curves and her
short nose expressed much forlornneBs.
"liow old are you2'
II guess I'm forty years OLD" she replied.
won't tag you if you Givo re a cooky.'
lint the boy withdrew his hpnd suddenly from
die pV!l und sa,l:
There comes Mary Jane"
What mary JanS 2" Inquired Sinty.
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4 slip OF the Tongue.

Mamma-Why, Harry st. Clair. Younaughty.
naughty boy 1 heard Won tel your little
brother Just now, that you'd " knock him into
the middle of pext week F" if he didn't sit over on
the sofa. What do you mean by using such
Language?
Harry-I-I- er-I meant TO say please sit
over, " but my tongue slipped.
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Itro" u" Bh'Nhdmto" heP"O team
Flossie il six years old.
Mamma, " she asked one day If I got mar
ried willI have n husband like pa ?"
Yes replied the mother with an amused
smile.
And if ] dom get married will 1 have to be
an old mald like Aunt Kate ~
Yes. ..,.
Mamma"-after a pause it's q tough
world for us women amt 1t p
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tfrom NE Bosipn Ga=Sns.
Magistrate-Werc you ever arrested before,
Uncle Rastus. ?
Uncle RaStus-Ycs. sab, I war rested. but 1
war discharged; an | tell so, your honah, dat 1
down dat courtroom a free and honorabls
man.
Then, you were not proven guilty. Uncle
Rastus 2"
I" No. sab; dero was a flaw in de Indictment.
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From The GIdSgoic HuH.l
Henpccked husband treaiing the paper and
rocking the cradlel-Ahem! the hustle is going
out. I sce.,
Nixcuish Wife who has inst finished dressing)
You bet it il, and I'm going with il. You take
care Of that baby till I get back.
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~ should like, TO know, =, remarked Jones AZ
he left the courtroom. what earthly use there
i IN sentencing such fellows to imprisonment
for life, They make tia point never to serve
out half their terms"
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That Fetched It.


Pallet TO Polly Poser, the popular moder-I
want you to call M IL look of expectancy; of
longing for something that you feel you will
never grasp.
Polly Jpromptlyl-Al right. MIR. p. I'll think
of that thirty bob az You owes me fohthat last
halt-doHen q settin's. ThatIl do the trick, If
anything will, e..
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Life in Pizen Greek.

IFTOm TeT0s NVffN9k, 7
Tourist-Will YOU kindly direct me to Bob Cat
City
Col. Whipshaw tof the Rattlesnake Ranch y
Yes, sir. Keep right mp Frozen Mans Gulch
bout two miles till You come to where two boss
thieves are hang non one tree, inIn to your right
foyer le I past Murdcrcr'F Tree with the limbs all
broke OIL. cut Town where vonll see some fel-
iIerS lynchm' another, hos the, tllen, over the
cemetery au'up along where the sheriff an his
posse is besiegin' Pike County Pete, turn 10 the
right an pass three more boss thieves bout ten
feet from Their ground an cut down Il side road
past the pest housc an there you be. Good-by.
Hope You won't miss yer way.
The Best Food iOr Children
Is REX WTEAr.". Appotizing, inHsoratinE, pre-
vents constipation. -.
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More Essentinl Thnn the AIphabct.


IFon TtcE.l
Editor TO foreman)-Well, what's the matter?
Foroman-lsn't there any way We could get a
barrel OF apostrophcs sir? The printers haven't
half got through with that dialect story you
sent up, aud our stock IL most exhausted.
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WILL JAKE SPAR JOHN L.?
THE CHAMPION MAKES A LIBERAL OFFER
TO ALL C0MERS.

row" Willie Day WIN Try TO break
the Tour-MiIc Record - The French
Medal 60 lie Raced For At TraVerH
Island To- aIOrrOw.
= Will Jake Kilrain spar Sullivan before the Cal
ifornia Athletic Club? That IL the question
which il a%ritating the r~ugilist1 just now. Sui
Ivan says he would like to spGr somebody, lie
doesn't care who, for n $40, 900 purse, which
the III has promised to otter, in case come one
car he found who has nerve enough to face the
champion. The Sullivan folks IN this city say
that KilrRin's announcement that it would be
folly to agree 10 n match before the Lott
isiamn trouble is. settled is y mere
an rScnsc to evasde a match. john /.
would prefer meeting Miriam. but he las no
"i%SS,t To.se !" Smith nv 81 o ,SG1 Win u n WITCH to rSe%a,aiR n
New York, and then glNc him another LOCO
| e pay, car-larg 70 San Flrapcisco. beside this
cciye enough money, out OF the purse with which
to balm his wounded body and spirit. The same
offer is also open to any other foreigner.
The postponed helr.mile match race between
A; +: GEORGE AVID :; G DevereauN' wall be
The first Fall games ever given by the Twenty
second Rcginent. will occur ut the armorS on
to the mgnhert Of the regiment only. The
games will be followed by dancing.
The :. musicale" given by the Manbat-
tan Athletic Club recently was such q pro-
norIced success that people are not only not
yet through talking about II, but have already
commenced discussing the next one To be given
by the Club.
"Willie DAY, having broken the ten-mile
record, now has designs on the four-mile record.
which ne will enter for on Election Day at the
game Of the New jersey Atll etic Club. Jim v
Mitchell il also casting Sleeps eyes at the
record! for the weights. and will attempt to
lower their crests ut the same time.
The 81, 900 French medal will be competed
for tomorrow by the swift mile runners OF the
New York Athletic Club at TraverB Island.
| .H
Richard X. Fox il arranging n Worlds Fair
regatta. to be held in 1892, open to oarSIuen
from all parts of the world. As yet. no deli
mite plans have been arranged. but the events
will probably comprise a single-Scull. puir-oar red
and four-oared races for collegiate and profess
sional crews.
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How T,heN EoHght.
Ifrom L0e.

~ fought for glory" said one veteran. II
fought FOX my country. - said another. well, I"
said the Grand Army man, " l fought for rev.
enue only"
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From Huck.
Sminks-Do you take your dog out every
morning?
Cruncher-Yes, sir; that's what ! do.
Sminks-Well, | thought you did: seein' you
ont wild him every MORNING.
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Love, Not Ducnts.


From NunS,yS Wr'k1y.I
~ wrote" love you, darling, but for your
prp.iou, ieif.'
Oh. darn that rank compositor WHO set it
- precious pelf.
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4 Nrry Rnh CnAc.

FROM he OfsaJacEer ZeitUag.l
First Doctor hear you treated my neighbor
for typhuE fever. Was il n bad case?
Second Ditto-Very bad; the man never paid
his bill,
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Dock-Bess, l have three millions and 1 love
vol.
BE s-No mistake about the three millions, is
there ?
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4 Lover Of Flora.

From u"nssyA WsskIy.l
Mrs. Crmso reading)-Jay Gould has an or
enid valued at 30, 900 in his conservatory ut
Ir, r
Crmso-He has some railroad plants worth far
more than that.
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Danger In ChaticrIDg.

(FrOm NOonShiHs
OIL Lady to her niece,-Gool gracious, Ma
tilda. but It's cold! My teeth are actually chat
trring.
Loving Niece Well. don't let them chatter
too much, or they may tell where you bought
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First LobStor-Wcll, what are you going to do
now
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Peddlers and some INSCRIPTIONS Croces
are offering limitations which they claim to
w be Pearhne, or " the same as Pearine'"
w It's false -they are not, and besides are
OO dangerous. PEARIINE is nevef peddled,
but sold by all go ID Grocers.
Manufactured only by JAMES PYLE. New York
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NEWS FROM TIE THEATRES.
PLANS OF THE KENDALS AFTER THEIR
PHILADELPHIA ENGAGEMENT.

. W hfhN
Heart "-Clara MOrris's New York;
Workers BedrOom-Mrs. LRnRtry ne n
GOdmother.
For the benefit OF those who have not been
able to see Mr.. and Mrs. Kendall at the Fifth
Avenue Theatre, owing to the great husband
there are many such people-it may be said that
arrangements have been made by which the
actor and actress will play n return engagement
in tins %city-not at the Fifth Avenue Theatre.
Bu siness-manaeer Hustled has Just come back
from Philadelphia, where MIR. and Mrs.
Kendall begin u two weeks engagement
on Monday. The sale Of seats wss begun
Yesterday ~ that city. In Philadelphia orders
are not received Dy mail, at lea-t IN the case OF
the Kendals. It il first com,. fr.t served.
After the PHILADELPHIA engagement the Kendqls
play one week III Baltimore and one in Wash
ington. Messrs. Froiman ana Hustled are much
surprised at THO phenomenal .ucsess of The
much longer. On their return, however, the
kendals Will appear in other plays.
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SYNOPSIS OF OPENING CHAPTER

MryC On pretty ryoArOMH 9Th cared N ~ poor woman. who took hsgS o. her when her
s%smiH %S%Tn St and w@ ShT Sw% the nt n@nHShO secs boz OI wa N%AOA and
Wants TO Accompany him.
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Little Langtry incidents are now the thing in
England AZ they have been i'll this country. The
latest told by u LondoI! authority. IL that a
mother III Leeds asked Mr.. hallgtry,'s permiS-
Mrs. Iangtry consented. At the christening
the little girl When asked if she would take the
nanlc OF Lillio caused a laugh by answering:
Nav, aw WON'T