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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05
THE PROCESSION.

The first carriage, an open landau, con-
tanned President Cleveland, General Harri-
son, Senators Hoar and Cockrell, the
second contained Mr. Morton and Senator
Cullom. Mrs. Cleveland witnessed the de-
parture from window
Then the carriages moved out, and with
the Indiana veterans, forming guard of
honor, one section before, one behind,
marched out to Pennsylvania avenue and
took place in the procession, which took
up the line of march to the capitol in a
mingled torrent of rain and applause.
AS THEY APPEARED.
The procession then moved in the follow
ing order: Marshal Wright of the supreme
court, Marshal Wilson of the District of
Columbia, eX-Vice-President Hamlin. the
supreme court, Sergeant-at-arms Canady of
the senate, Senators Hoar and Cockrell, the
committee on arrangements, President
Cleveland and President-elect Harrison,
Vice-President-elect Morton and Secretary
McCook, members of the senate diplo-
matte corps, heads of departments, General
Sherman, General Schofeld and staff,
Admiral Porter, house of representatives
and members-elect, governors of states and
others.
They were admitted to the floor of the
senate, and few minutes later President
Harrison was reading his inaugural address.
REACHED THE CAPITOL.
At 11:39 the head of the procession
reached the capitol, and at II 80 the presi-
dental party alighted at the senate portico,
amid general cheering, though the rain was
pouring its heaviest. President Cleveland
proceeded to the presidents room, Presi-
dent-elect Harrison and Vice President
elect Morton to the vice presidents room,
whence at noon, as already described, they
went into the senate chamber preparatory
to the inaugural ceremonies.
President Harrison finished his inaugural
and marching of the procession began. He
took the oath of Office before beginning tho
address
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05
Back to the White House.

WASHINGTON, March with wonderful
patience the expectant spectators waited
for the procession while the Inauguration
ceremonies were in progress. The rain had
abated somewhat and taken the form of a
fine driving mist.
Despite all of the untoward surroundings
the crowd preserved a good humor.
BACK THEY co.
Finally the heads of the great procession
turned into Pennsylvania avenue on the
march to the White house, and interest
ceased in all else
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05

Forty weight years ago William Henry
Harrison, on his white horse, headed a pro
cession of 4 900 patriots on the same route
At that day Admiral Porter, who was then
a lieutenant, said it was the finest pageant
in the world. To-day probably 10000 men
were in line to honor the grandson, many
of them coming from sections of the coun-
try which in 1871 were trackless areas of
uninhabited territory.
The elements warred upon them, but
they held their own bravely, looking east
ward from the treasury building with the
capital forming a hazy yet stately back
ground.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05
THE HANDsoMEsT OF AL

The richest and most striking features of
the decorations are the long line of silk and
satin gold-embroidered banners. These are
six feet in length and are pendant from gilt
and silver ornamented statfs, attached at
acute angles to the 100 pillars supporting the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05
ELECTION REFORMS.

1t is very interesting to observe the gen
eral interest now being manifested in the
reform of our election laws Those who
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05

We shall, in future, as in the past, use
every endeavor to maintain and enlarge our
friendly relations with all great powers,
but they will not expect us to look kindly
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05
THR DEPARTMENTS.

Stretching across the east end of tbe
court is great high terraced Conservatory
a scene of striking floral beauty. %
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05

1t was not departure, but return that
we have witnessed. The protective policy
had then its opponents. Argument was
made y, now that its benefits enured, to
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05

Near by is a crystal fountain of elaborate
and beautiful design, which ceaselessly
throws up a spray of exquisite perfume
that fills the air with a delicate odOr
Everywhere are flowers and tropical
plants.
The rooms assigned to the vice presi-
dental party, diplomatic corps and recep-
ton committee are scarcely less elegantly
furnished.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-03-05

THE FUUR NEW STARS.
1t is a subject of congratulation that
there is near prospect of the admission
into the union of the Dakotas, Montana and
Washington territories
This act of justice has been unreasonably
delayed in the case of some of them. The
people who settled these territories are in
telligent, enterprising patriotic, and an &C
cession of these new states will add
strength to the nation. 80 -
1t is due to settlers in territories who
have availed themselves of the invitation of
our land laws to make homes upon the pub
lie domain, that their titles should be speed
lily adjusted and their honest entries con-
irmed by patent.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08

was an eccentric old gentleman who, wishing to become
acquainted with another member OF the Assembly rep
rcsentIng the district adjoining his own, Inquired
Of him as to where he was from.
Massachusetts, replied the member.
Massachusetts, All" said the Judge "1 escaped
from Malne.7
There was a curious gathering on "Wednesday nisht
in tho hall OF the House OF Representatives,, wien
number Of applicants for the office OF Reading ClSfh
read to an imaginary House in full session Washing
toms Farewell ADDRESS. Congressman M0rrnL OF
Kansas, occupied the chair which Speaker Reed has
been elected to fill during the List Congress, and III
front OF him. at the Clerks desk sat the candd@es'
In front Of the candidates, the Clerk OF the House.
Edward Mcpherson, kept moving about among inc
vacant seats OF members and in distant part OF to
hall to judge what effect the reading produced Inc
eoctonsts were working for two Of the best places
within the gift OF the Clerk of the Holse-the oice OF
Reader paying 80 600 year. The TRIAL lastei over
two hours and was not conclusive as several OF inc
best Of the readers will have undergo practical trials
I'm reading before the House before they are finally
appointed The idea Of having candidate undergo
this Of examination in private was the cohcepuo
OF Mr. Mcpherson, the best way of getting at their
capacity
" II Is not so much the volume As the quality OF the
voice that makes a good reading clerk says MI NC
PheIson 1t Is the sharp metallic voice that hahe'
the effective reader in the House. where the hum OF
conversation is loud and continuous The voice OF
great volume might drown the noise but could not Dc
heard. Evolutionary power counts for httle IN inc
reang clerk what is wanted Is Straightforward read
ing, clear enunclsuon without attempt at elocuton.'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08
4 SPIRITED AMERICAN GIRL.
From The Washington Post

From The Washington POST
The following Is "a narrative OF an Incident which
occurred In ST. Petcrsburgh some years ago. mo
American lady concerned Is the daughter of prOm
nent hubble benefartor has for yeats been a social
leader in Washington. Is the wife OF leading HepuoI
can statesman and would he recognized instantly II
her name might be mentioned. The half dozen
init ates will remember the incident now published by
The POST
n high Russian dignitary. Members of the cabinet,
generals OF the Army, grand dukes the nobility OF
iho Emnic and the diplomatic corps were present.
If was a notable affair. Four Young ladcs-three
Russan and one Amerlcan-had gathered into llttle
noo ecrcenel I'm palms, and were discussing In French
tLr dordy appearance Of a high court lady. some
c",.odo,,pcr caught their remarks and bore them to
t I gaitoi lady She. I'm turn Indignantly reported
he conversation 10 a noble duchess. who held the
uecular office Of mistress OF etqneue" she fcil'd
teon'% n,tyate room and had the four cuprs sum
70 a hcfore her They appeared. the Russian girls
IN lear and trembling the American calm and self
possessed 49,, satl sbe 81 vou bavo heer com
hon' se,scourteousy upon The personal appearance
l,Vn nn -" You have committed "a grave breach
W t,utte 10 punish you. Olga, your slipper
..v1hing Olga took OIL her slipper and neekly
IN, lno q sound punishment OF the sort confined In
' ,,oa Exclusively 10 the nursery.
Kafla. il is your turn. Give mo your slipper
o, H. inexorable ducnna as the Weeping Olga arose
en-, -" Ter castigation. Katla took her Cruel with
andhle lamentations, and Tania followed the suffering
KAMA. -. 49, ,r,o.c., ,,,, ,,atohod and waited
,ha indigntes thrust upon her companions louseu
,ha Hail columbia In her. Her eyes flashed ana her
lille fists conched with excitement .,.,,
II Is your Turn now said tho mistress OF 0u'i"o'"
Coumba's blood up. There was ngnung , s'o.n
hack OF her for generations. She removed her supper
aud drew near, but she held the slipper by The "o'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08

At proper range she swung the missile and struck ts
old lady I'm the mouth fearful clip. Then she sailed
in Lace feathers and furbeIows few. FingemaIIS
fetched blood. Gray hair and the 81. Petersburg
fashions of 1858 filed the air The screams OF TIA
thoroughly ffghted mistress Of etiquette brought
crowd. The door was battered down. The three
Russian girls were screaming I'm their respective
neT. The Old lady was hors du combat. and hery.
eyed goddess OF liberty stood In the centre Of the
room, waving tuft OF gray hair In one hand and
jewelled hardagger, with which she had been tyins
10 stab the Russian in the other.
The mistress OF etiquette fairly screamed with
impOtent rage showeTed maledctions IN broken
French. German and Russian upon her conqueror ana
demanded that the most condfgn punishment be nesi
out TO her Tho matter carried b. the Gas
Nicholas made pfctense Of furnishing the Young ladv
by issuing order against her appearing at any
ball for certain period, but the old libcrator was
Immensely tickled. lie shOwere1 the most emba~
rassing presents UPON the American beautiful slipper,
of every kind and description silver shipper, and soN
slippers and finally wound up by sending her hair.
dagger set with diamonds.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08
HOV 1T SEEMS TO 4 NOTICE..
A srENoGRAPHIc REPORT OF A FOOTBALL

MATCH-THINGS SEEN AND THINGS HEARD.
NewYork Is a TranLensein among cities. New
York inspires with life strange things called fad' and
crazes: and the first thing New-Yori knows the
hoof of a tyrant fad is her fair throat, or some
mons rous craze haunts her and Will 10; down.
When the unfortunate metropolis was PROSTATE
before her Thanksgiving football craze feeble Tribune
reporter with only one father and one mothcr was
plucked from his accustomed haunts and hurried
into the midst Of the howing Polo Grounds, without
stopping to inquire why the lagoon and miie which
lay before him known "a Polo Grounds. he
took out his note book and with a heart heavy with
responsibility began 10 take notes Of football match
1t was only little match, but / was his INST lie
saw tangled masses of high-colored limbs and bodies
writing in the mud. lie wild footraces across
the quaking mOrass. He bebed two parallel rows
of men tickling each others ribs UNTIL like hsre
from covert an ugly, poor little wind-bag OF bal
shot out and they all made after IT, like the hounds.
and fell upon it, worried IT, and got tangled again
In despair for lie a senOgrahpc reporter and
felt that this sporting life would hill him, he opened
his ears to hear what his wc-yersed eighbOrs the
SPECTATORS benches would say in comment on The
evolutiOns taking place in the field. With newborn
hope in his bosom, he trusted 10 his flying pencil 70
record by the ulterances of the wise the progress Of
the game in realistic and Ineligible form, which
everybody might read and unders and.
When ali was over he dcciphered the following
remarks among others:
Wow . Did you that headl II was buried
in the mud" There's fellow laid out" No.
he's on his pins now.7 " Look at them rubbing his
back
See that chap push his way through there! Isn't
It fun - Ilurray.' Now then. watch 'em gTappe.'
They're scrappiDg, by Jove" "ouch!' Foul ::
Kisses! wow" "Woudn't you like TO them fall
into the deep wateri'
"My! Charles got the ball-Charlies got the ball !
feminine screech) Oh! he's down (sceechl7
" Look at that ball laying in the mud I" Charles
laying In the mud too" Now they're all laying IN
the mud (screech, where's Charlie ," " Hes gone
under" (Nascent scIcech stihed. " He'll come out
all rghtn "Oh" "Ohp wow Down went
McGinty to the bottom Of the soap Uaughtcr) /
should think they woud get very tired "Oh, they
fell right in the water (Much laughterl
"Oh, there's another hansom." Charlie invited
me 10 drive In a hanson. told him wasn't hanson
enough. Tee hee!' Goggles and squealsl " Look
at him he's bumped ms head against the WALL
" That was very nicely done
Gosh! What bin he got IN the head with the
ball. didn't he" "Oh say; That man with the
umbrellas shouting thai tines up "Oh.7 "Aw~
" SO Il is-ooh, they're all Stopping 50 they are
Poor fellows, how dirty they are Who won !,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08

Senator Voorhees, OF Indiana, is known all over
the country as of the greatest jury lawyers Of
the present day. In nearly all Of the murder trials
that have within the last twenty years attracted the
attention Of the public, more especially in the West
he has figured as one of the leading counsel and
has generally been selected b deliver the final appear
10 tbe Jury. lie IS an eloquent pleader and more
Than once has succeeded in swaylng the emotions
sven 10 drawing the tears Of his audiences But
ne has nat always been successful. His early DAYS
were marked by failures which now, however he
can afford TO look back % with compOsurc. lie was
recalling some Of these not long ago while chatting
with a group of cOngenlh companions. said he :
81 remember a suit which tried before a
Justice OF the peace in Indiana when was a young
man. wherein a lady wa, the plaintiff, and a bank
the defendant. The evidence tended strongly TO
prove that the fair plaintiff had no right TO recover
and / knew. as her counsel, that, unless / got the
sympathy Of the squire, my client would lose her
case therefore laborcd hard in her behalf and
d,d succeed in arousing the 'squIro's sympathy n
such an extcnt even that before long the tears came
tr,cIuiug down his checks felt greatly encouraged
AZ this evidence Of the force OF my argument and
concluded my address by declaring that 1t did nv
heart GOOD TO believe that the Honorable Court in
tbe exercise Of a sound discretion, would not allow
the rights OF a pure and noble lady TO be trampled
beneath the cloven feet Of suulless corporation
Here senator Voorhees, stopped 10 take another puG
at his cigar and the company loohei eXpectant.
you were successful In that case, | suppose AT
last some one ventured to remark.
The Tall Sycamore OF the Wabash" hesltated for
a moment and them clearing hi, throat, said
"well, gentlemen, was successful, but only partly
so-only partly So
" How is thatl'
ITO tell the truth gentlemen. the squire rendered
the following rather comprehensive decision: The
plaintiff, said he. IN ylis case woman, and her
counsel has for the lasthour touched The sympathy OF
TIE Court In her behalf and am glad OF It but
Think under the law, that justice j. the side Of the
bank. therefore Will Ind in favor oi the baak. aud
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08
MONKEY STOVES
From The Atlanta Constitution.

From The Atlanta Constitution.
keeper ravens OF the Zoo. crawled on TO the
Fairst dummy with Two big gray two.gaIlon iles
In his hands yesterday. JUGS
Going TO start blind tlgerl7 he was asked.
"NO these monkey stoves
Monkey what 2"
Stoves man, stoves. Don't you catch on ryo
body has been wondering how | would keen IL
monkeys from freezing during the winter 'rbeso
are nv stoves. I'll just I'LL These two Jugs f,Il ~
hot water wrap some hay around them and set them
In the monkey cage"
.Will the monkeys take 10 them ~
Trust a monkey for that. They'll SIT around those
iuRs and hug them than tramp around a
ffei ghtc abOOse stove. Next morning when / 90 I'm
there they VIII be and snug you ever
saw Talk 10 me about keeping animals from freezing
why give the monkeys warm milk and tea. and put
the Jugs In there and they as happy kittens
I've got cockatOo that don't Ike tea, aud l give
him a cup Of oofea.n
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08

observe Senator George Hearst, OF California
in his accustomed seat in the Senate Inc plcssu'o
derived from his presence is not cohhheu !" '"'
ooor NJ the Senate An ex- Californian who is here
booming Western village for the Worlds Fan LOOKED
down from the galleries the other day and told this
story
...Uncle George, as lie is anectionatcy called by
all who know him-and to know him Is TO esteem him
and his family were on the Jersey Coast last summer
when | visited them The senator enjoyed the sea
shore and the good fellows he met there "ho couiu
talk horse but the society folks fatgucd him very
much Living in adjoining cottage was we'll
known Ncw-York society man who also had his
family with him. The ladies Of the two families were
quite friendly and many little courtesies were eX-
changed. Whichever head Of household went to
New-York for a day was obliged to do the crranis Of
both families Uncle George started of one day
when Mrs. y. wanted him to bring her number OF
songs She said there one she had forgotten
the title Of, but she might recall it In time. The
senator started for New-YOri without seeing his
friend again. but at venture bought DIeaht thai
I DUet In Marble Halls The Old MIL Listen 10 My
Tale Of VICE. and various other classical pieces which
he thought might include the his friend could not
recall lie received a telegram that evening which,
II, his own language was a sumner IL bore the
dale line Of tho Ncw-Jersey resort and
signed Mrs " The message itseii was startlingly
BRIEF. II merely read.
"'Call Me Thine own
The old 'fOiD miner was upset lie hunted up
some OF his racing friends and frankly lail the stu
alton before them lie protested that there had been
no Irritation on his Fart and he didn't think It had
gone 80 far on the lady's part. Uncle Georges
friends were so moved by his distress that they
didn't take advantage OF him. Al their suggestion
he wrote an answer 10 tho message follows:
".Mrs X-Am hatered by your confidence, but a
lovely woman. Mrs. H., has prior claim
".Uncle George didn't 60 back 10 that New-Jcrscy
resort for a week and then the Now-York family had
gone to the mountains. But II you want 10 keep
in his good graccs be and don't refer to his
seaside Irritation with Mrs Y. You may get hurt
If you do
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08
rrNrrcKY,s FERTILE SOIL.

from The Philadelphia inquirer co,onel wpins
. abc soil In Kentucky SAID tne Sss are gown
-, ,rhlssers, Is SO rich that vege's0e'
~ order while you walt" A.. ia, from Camden.
That's nothing put IN sho .n;f allow the hofs,s
on ,sG any moment in the fields for le ap 10 be e
win take root and the ssias milking stool 70 p
plants Ont % Of esny cut p and sGs rs
%s barn yard The nGs1 % %ans table i As s.ss
black walnut exc ,slo no The ground msn'
s SaS w siS ' parlor suit III day or s"'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08
NEGLECTFUL CLARENCE.
Ia L l. L -

I IUH INT FIIIHItpHIH inquirer
Miss Chestmt-IIaye you and Clarence set the day?
Miss Walnut-Mr. CallOw hill and / are strangers.
Miss C.-Why
Miss W.-Wc were on train. We went through
a tunnel of course was frightened, aud chung to
MI. CalOwhllPs arm and -
Miss G-ClaIence didn't presume -
ellss W.-No, Clarence did not presume.
Miss C.-The mean thing / don't blame you dear
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08
,.t the record show that Mrs. - has tho iuh
evmnstby Of the Court"

svmpstby Of the Court
The Laughter which greeted the recital OF this ht'ie
.,oodote At his own expense had scarcely died OUT
,rhe, senator voorhees, once moro began to indulge
himself In "reminiscences Of similar character u"
aid that he had been engaged TO defend murleIer-
=, Kentucky I believe but | have forgotten the
detais-and had again succeeded in delivering an
appeal which suTsed the eyes OF two or three Of tho
Jury with tears. The prosecuting attorney was
grur old man, with piping voice and nasal twanG'
He had listened to the appeal of young voorhees, WIN
attention. and Of course had also noticed the cfcct
Il had produced on the jury. Voorhees, had scarcely
taken his seat when his opponent slowly rose and
taking very deliberately pinch Of snuff, opened his
speech by saying:
Gentlemen Of the jury, you might as we'll under
stand from the very beginning that am not boring
for water
Senator Voorhees, didn't say so. but my impression
Is that his unfortunate client was found guilty and
convicted.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-08

"Tbe washington STAR mentioned the other day
,ho rcrnoyal of one of the Chiefs of Division in the
,,rued states Pension once by Comm SIS oncr Raum
and his subsequent assignment TO another portion Of
ITO official vineyard Now IT happened that, although
tho translated chief possessed handsomely printed
and Illuminated sho6pskin authorizing him to re
rlc,,ish at viii the popuOIs cemeteries OF the District
~ Columbia. his unapprociatvc townsfolk compelled
him 70 confino his notwithstanding his leisure hours
almost exclusively to Sabbatarian exercises and the
ro NJ precious souls, which he has found to be both
,oasant and profitable The STAR was thoughtful
noucb TO state that Commissioner Ram transf r ell
,,ts NOUS dlsc pie Of Esculapns for the purpose of
strengthening the Medical Division and there were
MT wanting cvildsposed and cnvious persons who
,aoeed the head and placed the tongue In the check
man reading this cminently proper and charitable
s,atoment OF the case, suggesting that this modern
acoyte Of St. Luke, the " Good Physician had been
.olegated to ienominious solitude By peryerse zen
ra,ion which had coarcly stated that IL would not
have him doctor a sick cat These bass and mac lols
cavllers however, have been utterly discounted and
mt to shame. For snco the publication of the
paragraph referred to, 1t is said that the Medcos
nractice rescued from the demntlon bow-wowsp
while Ike the amatlve but mcrcurlal Mantalinl he
ioyously spends his leisure hours upon Tom
Tiddler's ground, picking up gold and silver