Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-12-01
sUNFLowER sHADow1NGs.
Seeds. Slips. seions. Sprouts. Shoot. and sIis

Turkey hash is written in the desperate
counrenance of the boarding house victim.
Three more months now of nice weather
and the Kansas farmer will be prepared
for winter.
The capons they serve at the Arkansas
City hotels are undoubtedly the best
roosters in Kansas.
Clearwater is to have brass band COM
posed of males and females. Anything
for the sake of harmony.
There are some men so utterly devoid of
opinions that the only things they observe
are national holidays.
There is man in Wellington so totally
depraved that he steals the porcelain let
tiers from the glass fronts.
1t is announced that as speedily as posi-
BILE the street railway of Atchison Will be
converted into an electric motor line.
In the social world the demolition Of
anything if best secured by Its becoming
fashionable Then it Is doomed. sure.
When girl gets married at Winfield it
takes her two or three months to get the
ominous rice out of her hair and trosseau.
Who is the court jester of the state of
Kansas, with the motley chameleon garb
that irritates and the jingiing bells that
pacify?
After man has used all the patent
medicines he has cognizance of. he goes to
physician and finds out what is the mat
ter with him.
The Kansas well that whistles is doubt
less device of Providence to draw the
Kapsans away from their drug stores.-
CourierJ Journal
The announcement of demijohn 1f5
years old at the art loan exhibition at Wei
lington has worked a wonderful increase
in the male attendance.
Nobody appreciates that ferocious figure,
christmas is almost upon us, more than
the man who has big heart, a big family,
and a big insolvency.
1t requires very excellent "Uncle
Toms Cabin" to please the people of
Lyons, because they have seen it before
and read the book, besides.
The senior class of the State university
can read Herbert Spencer in all his pro-
fundity, but they do just as much Italia
gagging" as they ever did.
Sign boards greet you all over Kansas
with Ohio, Virginia, Indiana and New
York boarding houses. kentucky board
ing usually goes without the sign.
1t is greatly puzzling to some Kansas
politicians how Cicero could ever work up
a climax in a speech successfully without
a good story about old Jim Lane.
A great many Kansas brides have lost
half their good opinion of "darling's"
sweet temper and manlness, since they
witnessed him carve his first turkey.
The innocent young Kansas bride, who
doesn't know any better, is now asking
hubby" if Tom and Jerry mentioned in
the report of the stag party are real life
men.
South Haven New Era: An experienced
young man saws it only takes one letter to
tell the difference between the summer
and winter styles Of cOurtship. viz: gate
CRATE
The fellows who are blowing about the
statue at Leavenworth being the only one
in America of Grant, have quoted down
considerably since one in st. Louis of some
years standing has shown up.
The Chicago News on Monday spoke of
Senator ingalls, rs a 'berserker OF parti-
sans One Atchlson paper stated that e
word "beserker" was Of Turkish origin
and meant wolf" or guerilla" Another
is certain that the word is of Swedish ORR
gin and means a brave and active warrior
But the people Of Atchison are modifying
each IL commensuration with the extent
OF the nod OF the senator's head when he
greetS them on the street.
Abilene Reflector: Rather a strange
phenomenon was seen in the heavens last
Friday evening about 10 O'Clock, in the
form that arose in the eastern horizon. 1t
would first shoot up into the heavens and
and then out in westerly direction. Its
general direction being southwest All of
the time it showed the different hues of
the rain bow.-[Cor. Solomon Sentinel l.
1t would be interesting not necessarily for
publication, but us an evidence of good
faith to know what kind of liquor the cor
reSpondence uses.