Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-08-18
1T WORKS WONDERS"
Astonishing Effects of DIR. BrOwn-sequard's
YitallzIng Elixir.

vttalizIng Elixir.
CHArTAHEOCHER, MISS, August 9 -
DR.. P. D. squills, of this place, yesterday
injected into a bedridden negro, age
seventy years, one drachm of elixir taken
from a healthy goat. The old man is
amusing himself to-day by dancing horn
pipes, butting down fences and chewing
tin cans.
ST. JOHN, n. B.. August 9-Dr. BuDg'
Vetot this morning treatsd an aged para
lvtic. Keziah briggs. with hypOdermic
extract of slaughtered monkey. SIX
hours afterwards Keziah struck an atten-
dsnt in the hospital and climbed the light
ming rod of the Church of the Holy Prom
ise. where he has since remained sstrlde Of
the weathercock.
LONDON, August Sit was learned,
oopfdentially, to-day at Scotland Yard
that the police are working on new theory
in the Jack the Ripper murder mystery
They now believe the murderer is an es-
capped patient of DR.. Brown-Sequard: who
has been making periodical visits from
Paris.
RIcHBURG, Miss, August 9.-Au error
remarkable in its effects was made here
on Thursday by DR.. Koon, who Is an or
dent disciple of the Brown-Sequard life
elixir. The doctor intrusted the slaughter
of a lamb to an ignorant negro, who,
through ignorance or msliciousness, killed
the bell-wether of the flock. The vital or
cans of the animal, after being macerated
and Gquefed, were used as an injection
on the experimeuter himself, who Is about
tbirty-five years of age. One hour after
taking the LIQUID into his own veins
DR.. Rooms hair fell ont, his gums
became bare, and with hOarss "Bl-ah ~
he Ieaped nimbly over a fence into a stub
BILE field and began nibbling vOraciously.
The unfOrtunstate gentleman belongs to
one of the first families of Mississippi The
ignorant negro will certainly be lynched.
MORT HAVEN, August 9.-The elixir Of
life. as formulated by Dr. BrOwn-Sequard,
was to-day injected into the veirs OF Will
lam Vedot. aged sixty-nine, the fluid hav-
ing been obtained through the slaughter OF
a Harlem goat of excellent physique. The
result was surprising. Mr.. Nedot devel-
oped a wonderful appetite for csst-of news
papers, and made one of the heartiest
meals on record from pile of papers sent
out from the Office of one of the World S
His digestion is apparent
II uuimpaired.
SEACAUCUs, Y. J., August 9.-For thir-
ty years Josiah Roberts has been unable to
leave his room. DR.. Peters, of Hohoken,
Injected an ounce and half of the famous
extract taken from a Hackensack mos
quito. Notwithstanding Mr.. Roberts
seventy years, he Immediately left his
room, dubbed his ninety-two-year-old
mother into insensibility with the family
Bible, offered to fight any man, woman or
child for dollars or fun, and moved four
teen acres of meadowed hay Mr.. Roberts
useful DAYS are before him.
HONOLULU,S S. l., July 6.-RObert L1uis
Stephenson to-day mailed letter to DR..
Brown SEQ uard, of Paris. saying: Your
dea knocks out my Jeykill-Hyde fake. l
you. Try the story bus
ness
SAN Francisco, Aug. 8 Veterinary
Surgeon Graley injected three fluid grains
IF ostrich into the veins of an aged turkey
yobbler. The result was marvellous. The
,obbler's feather in half an hour assumed
the texture and beauty of those Of an o5-
rich. The gobbler made a meal OF a
Theelbarrow of cobblestones, broke the
eg of the surgeon with one single kick,
md on being chased, outrsn the heetest
horse. He was only captured after having
hidden his head in a mound of sand. EX-
oerts pronounce the feathers genuine os
rich. An Eoglish syndicate has cabled
b. coo, 900 to form a stock company. The
price Of turkeys has jumped to So each.
The discovery caused Robinson, McOlise d
Do, leading feather importers, to assign;
liabilities $500, 900.
NINETEENTH PRECINCT STATION
House, August 9-Midnight-Sydney |
3sresf1rd Orchard, who lives at the Pavil-
on Hotel, Staten Island, and says he Is
riend of the Vice President of the Stan
lard Oil CompBny, was annoyed last night |
Is he rode down town on Sixth avenue
elevated train by crowd of young men.
They got off at Thirty-third street, and |
he trouble was renewed when Policeman |
ReagOn stepped up and ordered them all to
move on. Orchard stopped at the corner
10 Duy some 6llAlI VI III AN@ilau nun
7snder, when the police again ordered him
% leave, bat he would not do 80, and was
ocked up for the night.
CHICAGO, August 9.-The first and only |
allure of the Brown-Sequard method of
thus far known has taken
place in this city. Mile Ketchum, aged
ninety-four, submitted her arm on Wed !
nesdsy to an injection of mixture made
from the heart of freshly killed lamb
Not the slightest effect was visible. The
experiment was repeated on Thursday and
here was no preceptible result. Friday
sigh lambs were slaughtered and the vital
organs carefully prepared and injected into
Mile. Ketcum's arm. The patient was
not affected in the least. Yesterday the
final experiment was made, with the same
esult. Mile. Ketchum is
the youngest member Of the Ballet-Girl's
Trust recently formed in this city. TIE
elixir doesn't work on the Chicago ballet.