Evening journal., 1889-08-14
ITEMS OF INTEREST

ONE of our Sunday school teachers, on
a recent occasion, told her pupils that
when they put their pennies in the con
tribution box she wanted each one to re-
peat Bible verse suitable for the occa
sion The first boy dropped in cent,
saying, "The Lord loveth a cheerful |
giver." The next boy dropped his cent
into the box, saying, He that giveth TO
the poor lendeth TO the LORD. +" The |
third and youngest boy dropped his |
penny, saying, "a fool and his money |
are soon parted. Enterprise kan } lnde-
pendent.
THAT tired feeling is entirely overcome |
by Hoods Sarsaparilla, which creates an |
appetite, rouses the liver, cures headache,
and gives renewed strength and vigor to
the whole body. Be sure to get Hoods
Sarsaparilla which is peculiar to itself
Sold by all druggists.
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"WHERE are we going now2' said the
prisoner, as the guard loaded him into
the Black Maria. You're going to the
Police Court, was the reply. "Ah, |
see; we are merely out for a trial trip. ~
Washington Capital.
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Two squares from Market, on Seventh
street, is q cigar house that has led In
quantity and quality and price for the
last twelve years 1t is utterly impossi-
BILE even by the MOST astute to know why
ANYBODY and everybody don't walk that
distance TO save ten, twenty and thirty
per cent. But let one man make the
effort to day, and another tomorrow, and
rest assured they'll all follow.
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MISS ADAdust introduced)- )-"Were you
ever in love, Mr.. Smith" Smith--"Once,
once only. when was thatY "Well,
about a quarter of an hour ago" (They
marry).-Time.
COME 60 with us-Excelsior Council,
| u. f. A., will give an excursion to Au
| gustine Pier on Friday, August 26. Boat
leaves Fourth street wharf at 8 a. m. and
2 p m Tickets 80 and 20 cents. To be
sold at boat.
'No smoking allowed" shouted the
railway official. And the emigrant when
the remark was translated to him asked
IL he would be permitted to smoke in
silence. Philadelphia Press.
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FEHRENBAcH's and stoeckles Beers.
Foord Bottling Co.
Bon STAYRR-Have you heard the lat
est, Miss Chester2 Miss Chester-Yes,
indeed Just heard the library clock
strike 12.-Golden Argosy.
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RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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TAYLoRs or Hires Root Beer, Is cents.
For summer coughs or asthma Melnalls
Syrup OF Tar gives speedy relief. Dan
forth, druggist, Second and Market
streets
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A VERY diminutive boy applied at the
residence of Judge Peterby Of Austin,
! Texas. you advertised for boy tC
help work in the garden, said the youth
! you will not answer. You are s,
small that You would have TO use a step
ladder to dig potatoes. Texas Siftings
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4 READERS Of Good Housekeeping enjo,
unusually fine facilities for the inter
change Of ideas, information and exper
fences in the departments Of 1.-The Coz,
Corner and Home Correspondence,
I which are regular features of the maga
zine These departments are regarded
by many readers as Of the first import
ance In point Of interest and value al
they are the direct expression of practi
cal workers in the home on matters o
, present moment
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PRICES Of lots at Creston are still yer,
low, and those who buy now will real
the profits s. monthly. Office, al
+ Market street.
Y MRS DE SPLAYR-'I think you are to
: stingy, John. have worn this bathinI
9 suit two seasons already, and ! am posi-
I lively ashamed to wear it any longer
y Mr.. De Splaye-'I should think yol
would be superlatively ashamed to wea
it any shorter. Exchange.
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, WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard
+ Davis, No. 8 East Second street
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BERoNER & Engel 'Tannhaeuser" Beer
q Foord Bottling Co.
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: WHATS your name. sisg' aske
Cholly Of the pretty waiter girl pear
sir" "Ah, you're the pearl of grea
price no doubt mo, sir I'm the peal
y before swine '-Pittsburg Chronicle
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(; DIR. DEHARnT's pennyroyal pills s
Of Sold by drugs lists; also by mail. 203 !
ie Ninth street, Philadelphia Ladies b