New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-20
THE TALK or THE DAP.


TIE TALK or THE DAP.
Ihere are sixty paper towns In Southern CaIiforrN
comprising 1880 town lots. and the whole sixty hays
only 20 inhabitants. These lonely victims OF thu
deadly boom try TO keep their courage up BY softly
singing Some Day.
~, An idea i perormance-Mr. Ham A. Tewer-what
uld you MINK OF my humble effort last night my dear
boy '' my 49,
The Dear Boy--oh, you were an ideal Claude, DO
yond DOUBT i am sure OF that for there never
Express.
Some years ago the Rev. Edward Everett Hale
started out 10 preach course Of fifty two sermons
the same text which consisted OF the single word
"Oh.' But although be then. as now, a very
versatile man, he obliged give up after he had
preached four sermons. Boston has always taken
great pride in the fact that Mr. Hale knew moro abou,
the eating of shell.hsh than other in America
But not long ago he confessed that man from st.
Louis gave him points on the proper way
steamed clans which he never knew before. Having
however, absorbed what the ST. Louis knew
the subject OF steamed clans, Mr.. Hale stands
forth as the national authority shellfsh.
A Lively Meeting. -Blobson-PopinIay, did you ever
attend a colOred religious meeting!
P0pnJay-ies-tust once.
Blobson-Lots OF enthusiasm and wild energy,
POpinjay-You bet Somebody threw water
melon through the window.-(Burlingon Free Press
Professor swing is no Browning worpshipper. lie
admits that Browning possesses poetic power, bht
the concrete expression of that power Is apt to be
not poetry, but p" in the printers meaning of thai
word unlntelligble tumble.
Railway accident this morning. said Bllnklns A
suburban citizen. after no had returned from his
ness in town and met his wife at the station.
Is It pOssible2"
Yes the train was on time both ways.'-(washlus
ton Capital
A Chinaman the other day strayed into tho
Mechanics Fair I'm Francisco, and at became
interested in number of monographs THAI were
exhibition "What for stick hose pipe into head!7
he inquired of bystander. When the thing was ex-
planned TO him he decided to try IT himself He was
assisted 10 adjust the tubes the instrument was
giving utterance TO laugh followed by yell.
With a Wild cry Of alarm John jumped away. Do you
10 spoil the photograph y asked the attendant.
NO spoil him. he replied Heap big devil in him.
no gOOd.'
John! ''''' '''''
Husband-Yes. dear.
W.-What do you expect to shootl
w.-If 1 could handle gun know what could
shoot.
W.-Td shoot this summer hat Of mine and get
new for the falL-(BOston Courier
The Chicago clergy have begun discuss The
propriey of keeping the Worlds Fair open sundays
interest themselves in a matter that own clergy
are entirely competent TO settle when the time
comes
JOHN said Mrs BumblefOn to her son. "yom
grammar is very bad'
You said copyrighted just now, in talking about
an article you saw In the paper"
al should think any one with as much schooling as
you've had would know that you ought 10 say copS-
written "-(Washington Capital.
Voplf q
being city of boodIers IS ono calculated to make the
most case-hsriened boOdler laugh.
"May have the pleasure Of accompanying you on
the straw ride. Miss Greene said the young man
hopefully; your mother is going TO chaperone Inc
She hesitated a minute before answering.
Don't you tnnk,' she replied at length a" that u
mamma IS going as chapeIone Il woala DC . mTea
nicer 10 sit on the front piazza while mamma is away
--(BOston Beacon.
Saws an infelicitous Democratic editor; "Repuo-
ltcans keep out OF the way of the Democratic party
/ II is mighty strong in its hind legs 30 Is ths
other ass
The Feminine -Housemad-Th IS .E gep LUZ
man down stairs m IN, who Is almost pullhs Ino 80
our and SAYS he wants the key to the hre a.atn UoS
Mistress crushing to the mlIr0r)LASn ou nIi IN ~ few
ND his card, and tell him ] viii be down ]" IL"
minutes burlington Free Press
an nrofesslon IS safe from woman exclslms
trsstorn contemporary To which d" The Burlington
Free Press replies that the noble PROFESSION u i@
catching is reasonably safe
sThere is serpent of disloyalty nesting IN our
midst: it pervades the very air we brcathe, ,I'
remarkable statement recently made by CsnSi'"
orator.
In recent issue Of The Japan Mall appears 'i'
following: a,rL.
The English as she Is wrote man: says ine
IJjoco News, has INDUCED In another eHOrt, o io'
loving being his latest stroke of genus
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NOTICE /.
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solnd IN tbe world. It Is powerful 10 hold the heAh
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