New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-12
TIE TALK or THE DAY.
Colonel Brice is a charming and delightful man IN
most ways: but many Democrats 10 take him
much as they would dose of medicine that they knew
wouldn't do them any good.

Colonel Brice is a charming and delightful man IN
most ways; but many Democrats seem 10 take him
much as they would dose OF medicine that they knew
wouldn't do them any good
Oh now the gown that's lawny
Performs It's earthly mission.
As docs tho shoe that's tswny
And things Of like condition
And all mankind IS wishing
To so a-hshing.
The cisco and tho sha[
Tho pIcRerel and the trout
Arc out.
Tho pike. the eel the bass
Win pass.
The surgeons horny hide
II wears It's bones outside
The fisher Siows with pride.
here
Let's bob for perch on the Government pier:
Chicago News
A Boston oync-a naan Of course-says that Boston
women were never better dressed than they are this
season and all they need Is the further sdorn-
mont Of q mock and quiet spirit.
Johnuy.-Msmms, I slapped sister. Now amt
@SmmS-No you arc a very bad boy. You ought
to be ashamed to strike your little sister. why DO
Won think you are good boy
Johnny-For telling you Of it.-tBmshamton Re
publican
~The philadelphia Record" says that sometimes
men give according TO their means, and sometimes ac-
cordtng TO their This Is clerical bon mot
nearly as old as the hills, but We can bear hearing
IL once in a whilc.
A Difficult study.-Ra cklot-Bascom, what is your
bow studying al colegel
BascOm- ptonalS mostly. ~
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. that must be hard-(Bur:
llngton Free Press
SThe Laramie Boomerang philosopher thus drops
into poetry
Tho town which flies the highest,
Sinks deepest IN the gloom;
big delinquent taX-nst
Always sipersedes boom
hon ola Vat .,
yes buster than ever"
Too bad she VIII Insist upon doing her own work.
she doesn't any longcrl She's got servantg girl
to look after, now.'-(Lowell Citizen.
Flatte-I SEQ that the English arc buying up all
our laserbeer broweries. / wonder how they will
carry tho beer acnss the waterl
sharp-Oh, ia schoonels, suppose.
Caterers Forcman-Mr. Ruche, don't know what
We are going TO do with that Roman punch Dobbs
has put so much new rum In It that there is sale
catsrer-send It to that temperance societys dinner
tonight and have u marked sSerSet on the mn II
in tho future. Boston Transcript.
An idea of the hardness of the times In Persia may
be gained from tho fact that men who had q dozen
wives have had 10 reduce tho number 70 three or four
A Give Away. -shs--An extremely bright men arc
awfully eonceited, anyway
He-oh, don't know; I'm not,-(lRrvard Lampoon.
Pigs in clover with real pigs and a roal pon Is
the latest This modern life Of ours may not be as
simple and heroic as that of an oldor day. but how
fascinating II Is.
Cambridge Profanity.-Miss Brattlcstreeter-Thegel
I've made blot, Oh, dearl I'D say Shoot itS II
only daTcd.-(Harvard LampoOn
Tho average waist measure Of the members Of the
graduating class At West Point diminished one. third
of an inch between October and May. Evidently the
future OF tho Army Of tho United statos secure.
That weighty and solid aggregation Of learning the
EnoycopAedia Bttannics, tolls US (vol VII. D. ESQ.,