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THE SURPRISE,

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MILLIN Try STORE,
144 SOUTH SPRING STREET,
Is the Cheapest, Rest and Most Reliable Millin-
cry Store in the City. Wholesale and Retail.
Ladies are invited to give us call and be
convinced before visiting 9th er places which
misrepresent and ask exor bitant prices
We carry $40, 900 worth of goods We can
undersell everybody and defy sll competitors.
We manufacture large quantity of our goods.
Factory in connection with our store. Ostrich
Plumes and Fancy Feathers made from the
Santa Monica Ostrich Farm, for sale by us at
half the usual prices.
Want of space aud time cor pels us to men.
ton but few Of our great bargains:
100 dozen Buckram Hat and Bonnet Frames,
new styles DC each.
100 pieces of Silk Velvet, all colors-only ACC
per yard.
Fine Felt Hats, extra quality-only Use.
Vest French Felt Hats-$1 rs.
100 dozen Ladies' and Ohildrens Straw Hats,
assorted styles-25c.
100 dozen punches Tips all co ors, three good
feathers on 40c
100 dozen beautiful fancy feathers, our own
make, only Csc each.
HAIR GOODS AT HALF PRICE.
Hats pressed and dyed like new soc. Work
guaranteed
Practical Ostrich Feather Dyer and Curier
A. J. KEITHWUxLER,
oc3 I'm Proprietor.
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Local and through tickets sold, baggage
made. and general information given upon an
pnostion to q. +. SMURR, Asst. g. Pas. Art. No
ZO2 North Main street; CHARLES HEYIER
Agent 1t Depot
u Sundays excepted tsundays only.
A. N. TOWNE, General Manager
T. H. GOODMAN,
Gent Passenger and Ticket Agt
01-3m
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notary Public and % i.lmisslOmeY
For New York and Arisone, @. A. Dobinsup
ia South Fort street. Twelve years. expert
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g nlOval Notice.

TENTS At Foy's harness chop. 2I7LoaAngele.
street.
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One Gallon Sherwin-Williams paint
covers 300 square feet two coats.
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sOUTHERN ROUTES.
Time Table tor October, 1889.

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LEAVE SAN FRANCISCO
Port Hartford. .. s. $. Queen. Oct, a. 70. 20
San Diego. .."j "a, and Nov. 1.
For s.. g. Los Angeles. Oct. 2.
Redondo ........ 10, ID and &c.
san Pedro and rs s, az EGrsse e Oct 8. IA.
LEAVE SAN PEDRO
For 8. 8. Santa Rosa, Oct. 2. 10,
10 and 20.
San Diego ''' s. a s. Sss g. Oct g. H. a.
LEAVE SAN PEDRO
San r FH1 3 IL. 20 cana sna 2s 0'' o'' T.
Port Hartford. re-. &: Queen, Oct. 8. 16. "a,
santa Barbara. ana Nov. 1.
LEAVE SAN PEDRO AND REDoNDo
For 8. s. Eureka. Oct. 1, Q, IL
Way Points. .... IS. 81 and 20. W" -
Cars to connect with steamers leave s. P. R.R.
depot, Fifth street. Los Angeles, as follows: With
the Queen OF the Pacific and Santa Rosa ct
$50 O'Clock A. NJ; with Los Angeles and
Eureka, going north, ct 10 O'Clock 2. H..
Redondo leave Santa Fe depot at 8 :30r.M.
Plans of steamers cabins at agents ONCE,
where berths may be secured.
The steamers Los Angeles and Eureka ~ih
call regularly at Newport pier foy and With
freight and passengers.
The company reserve the right to change the
steamers or their days OF sailing.
D0-For passage or freight ~ above O. for
tickets to and iHOm all important poiits in
A"f0p0' apply W. PARIS, Agent,
ONCE: No. Commercial st., Los Angeles.
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Removal Notice.
z. B. Young, architect. has removed from
No. Fl South Spring street to Rooms IL and 10
California Bank Building, corner Second and
Fort streets.
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Mrs. Freeman
Has removed her Home Bakery from 4O7
South Spring street to 500 S,uth Spring street.
She hes added to her bakery a Lunch Parlor.
which will be kept In first class order, aud
every effort to please the guests will be made.
Highly NutrittOus-"Elgin" condensed
milk.
Buv Elein brand condensed milk
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NOTICE..
THE r. THOMAS PARTISAN
Dyeing and Cleaning Works,
100 south Main Street.

OVERS AND FINISHERS OF ALL KINDS OF
FABRICS.
CURTAINSsAND BLANKETS DONE UP,
SHELF GOODS A SPECIALITY. SLIT
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california central RAILWAY,

stSANTA FEE ROUTED
On and xfter SUNDAY, JULY 31ST,
1889, trains will leave and Srrive at Firs!
Street Depot as follows:
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CompagHiG Generate TransatlantiQue

FRENCH LINE To HAVRE.
COMPANY'S PIER (NEW) NO. - <1eTEw
- North River, foot Of Morton street. SKKE
English railway and the discomfort Of croseins
the Channel in q small boat
LA CHAMPAGNE, Saturday, Oct ~, 700 q. m.
La BOURGOGNE, Saturday. Oct 10, noon.
LA BRETAGNE. Saturday. Nov. 2, noon.
La CHAMPAGNE, Saturday, Nov 9. 100 q. m.
For freight or passage apply to
A. FORGET, Agent,
No. Bowling Green, New York.
Tickets for sale by all railroad and steamship
Offices in Los Angeles.
J. F. FUGAzI j co., Agents. s Montgomery
ave tY2Q 3m
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HAWLEY, KING q Co,
Los Angeles and Req uena streets
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
JUMPED FROM THE CARS.
A Mysterious DISAPPEARANCE on the
California Southern Road.

Mysterious Disappearance ON the
California Southern Road.
Another mysterious Disappearance
story came from railroad sources yester-
day, this time the affair being enacted on
the California Southern road. 1t seems
that the overland train which reached
this city yesterday noon was boarded at
The Needles by gentleman, his wife
and son, the names of whom could not
be ascerta;ned. The lady was evidently
in great pain, and her escort stated that
she had hurt herself in the back, and
was on the way to San Bernardino for
m sdical treatment Leaving his wife in
the first-class coach the gentleman and
his son strolled into the smoker, and
when they returned few minutes later
the sick woman was gone. The other
occupants of the coach were asleep, for it
was past midnight, and no one therefore
had seen her take her departure. and
the distracted husband was at loss
what to do. By the advice of the con-
ductor he left the train at the next
station, Hesperia, and returned to the
scene of her disappearance on an East
bound freight train, which was luckily just
pulling out. The night was very stormy,
and the sky from which the rain was
falling overhead was starless, so his
search must have been terrible one.
Up to late hour last night no news of
either him or his wife had been received,
and as she was evidently deranged by
her sufferings. tragedy, it is expected,
will be the outcome of the affair.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
THE STORM.
manage TO the Railroads ds-LateS
RennF1R.

Damage TO the RailTOads-LateSt
weather Reports.
The downpour on the desert resulted in
another waahout on the Southern Pacific,
a section of track $50 feet long being car
ried away between Whitewater and
Cabazon, 100 miles south of this city.
The force of the torrent may be imagined
when it is stated that it cut channel
three feet deep across the desert, and 1t
picked up the 30-foot steel rails and
whirled them aside as if they
had been mere straws. No. ~,
the Pacific express, was unfortunately
on the wrong side of the wash, and was
delayed over twelve hours, while the
wrecking crew, which was soon on the
scene, laid subsidiary track. special
train was sent out from here to accom-
modate the San Francisco travel, and
when No. 20 arrived at 8:15 yesterday
morning instead of at 8 80 p. M. Wednes-
day, she was held over until noon and
sent out as No. Is.
All the trains on all the roads running
into the city were behind time yesterday
instructions having been sent along the
lines telling the engineers to run slow OF
account of probable damage by the
storm. The washes at Rincon anC
Whitewater were reported as all fixed ~
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
Steamer Departures.
The Queen of the Pacific sailed north
Yesterday with the following passengers:

The Queen of the Pacific sailed north
yesterday with the following passengers
For San Francisco-J. E. Norris, w.
Kelley, Charles Schmidt, George D.
Strickland, H. f. Young, Miss J. Mu-
lachi, Miss S. A. Mcclure, Mrs. F. E.
Campbell and daughter, Mrs. M. E.
Stewart, Miss L. Grinston, Mrs. F. q.
King, Miss L. Freeman, Mrs. M. M.
Gray, Miss X. Westerman, Miss L.
Westerman, D. F. Bacon, wife and
four children, William Knott and
wife, J. D. Jewett, o. Trebut and
wife, w. Davis and wife, John Seeley and
wife, r. w. Grinton, Thomas A. Lang
try, L. Goodfriend, o. HI. CHM, John
Carlyom, Charles Blessington. @. For
ster, Ed. A. Harris, F. j. Hetzel, Arthur
Berry, T. T. Meyers. W. N. Fletcher,
William Manning, @. M. Taylor, w. G..
Bowker, w. M. Lowther, A. A. Lynn, w.
H. Mcmillan, A. T. Davis, M. Caster, E.
Lewis, G. W. West. Miss F. Ferrin, K.
M. Gitt, Rev. R. H. Dorsen, 1. R. D.
Grubb, S. G. Houck and twenty-five in
the steerage.
For San Luis Obispo-G. D. Estudillo
and wife, Thomas Boyd, W. R. Salmon,
Mrs. M. Smith.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
Death of James O,suIiivan.

A dispatch from Sacramento published
yesterday announced the death of James
O'Sulliven, printer and journalist,
widely known in this State. He came to
California in 1916 with Stevenson's g
Regiment. In 1852, in connection with
the late Judge Walter Murray, of San
Luis Obispo, he started the Sonora
(Tuolumne county, Herald, a paper
which for years was noted for
it's ability and influence in what was
then a very populous section of
the State. He was subsequently writer
on the San Francisco Times, when that
paper was published by DR.. Gum, now
of San Diego. He was for several years
resident of Los Angeles. In 1878 he
was elected as Delegate from San Fran
cisco to the Convention that framed the
present State Constitution, and in that
body he was conspicuous as an advocate
of all propositions in the interest OF
lahor
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

Yesterday afternoon, and there will be
no further delays to traffic from those
sources. The Los Angeles and Pacific
road officials have wisely decided to stop
all trains on their Santa Monica branch
until after Saturday, as the roadbed,
being new, it is desired to take advsn--
tage of the good soaking it has got, and
give it chance to settle.
Weather reports received at p.
NJ. yesterday showed that it was
raining n the San Joaquin Valley,
Valley, the storm also being felt in the
northern part of the State and in Oregon.
CLOUDY but calm" were the advices
from the valleys about Los Angeles, and
also from Cabazon south the only dis
trict where it was raining being from FL
Casco to Banning. Three inches of rain
for the storm are reported so far from
Newhall, and Santa Barbara claims to
have got four inches.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
After MANY Years.

Mr.. ]. r. Bisbee, pioneer of 80, and
the father OF J. A. Bisbee, the well-known
photographer of First street, is in Los
Angeles. Mr.. Bisbee crossed the plains
in 1850 and had later the contract for the
mail service from Salt Lake City to
Oregon. A month was consumed each
way, 30 that six deliveries of mail were
made a year. At that time, it will be
remembered, besides the service
mentioned, there was mail route from
Salt Lake City to California, and the
Eastern route from Independence,
Missouri, to Salt Lake City. Mr.. Bisbee
has preserved copy of the first issue of
the Yreka Herald, published in 1858,
and is very proud of the old.time journal,
which is about the size OF a sheet of
foolscap. Mr.. Bisbee has resided in
Chicago for the past twenty-six years
and is delighted to be back on his old
stamping-ground.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
"a Terrible mistake.,

Catalina Island, as pleasure resort, is appre-
ciated only by those who have experienced
days fishing, a moonlight ride on the
beautiful bay, bath in tho refreshing water,
or tramp across the hills with a rife
In failing to visit this wonderful place, with
the attractions that have been added through
the enterprise of Ford & Myer, who have re-
fitted the hotel aDd increased the boating and
bathing facilities you surely make terrible
mistake. The hotel will be opened March 18th.
The new steamer Hermosa starts to run on
4 IA date
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
Pullman passengers,

The following Pullman passengers left
yesterday for San Francisco and the
East:
Bythe 20 P. NJ. train-L. G. Mitchell,
]. Clark, j. Hoadley, Mrs. 7. T. White,
j. B. Locker, Mr.. Wells, DR.. Cantine,
L. Wormser, Mrs. Hill, Mr.. Chapman,
Mr.. Colvera, Mr.. Lowenthal, J. E.
Cook, Mr.. Schonan, Mr.. Peterson 7. P.
johnson, Mr.. Sloone, Geo. L. Stewart,
@. Claver, F. R. Upham, Mr.. Tolbut.
By the 10 20 P. NJ. train-Mr. McCon-
nell, Mr.. Goldrow, G. S. Knapp, Mrs.
Lee, A. Lentenfelt, Mr.. Small.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
Consumption surely Cured.

To the Editor;-Please inform your readers
that have positive remedy for Consumption.
By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases
have been permanently cured 1 thall be glad
of your readers who have consumption il they
will send me their Express and p. o. ADDRESS
Respectfully, I. A. SLOCUM, NJ. c., 191 Pearl
st., N. Y.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
Marriage Licenses.

The following licenses to wed were
issued by the County Clerk yesterday:
Jacob Hall and Esconora Barr, the
the former a native of California and the
latter native of Illinois.
John A. Wenner and Barbara l..
Fehr, the former a native of Indiana and
the latter native of Germany.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
ShIloh,s Consumption Cure.

No. L. This is beyond question the mos
successful Cough Medicine we have ever sold.
A few doses invariably cure the worst cases of
Cough. Group and Bronchitis, while its wonder
fnl Success in the cure of Consumption is with
out a parallel in the history OF medicine. Since
antee a test which no other medicine can stand.
II YOU have a cough we earnestly ask you to
tryH Price 10 cents, so cents and $1.OO. If
your Lungs are sore, Chest or Back lame, use
m
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
DenIers and consumers Of beer

Will find it to their advantage TO call on Phila-
or steam-be good on draught for weeks et
lowest prices. Bottled lager $1.2o per dozen, If
bottles returned. Delivered to any part OF the
city. Telephone 81.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

Query-What has become of the kickers
since the Grand Republic C1garros and Buffos
have been introduced? Answer-Gone the
way of all flesh. Peace be to their ashes
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
The vienna Bakery

Makes a specially of ice-cream, wedding cakes
and serving suppers for balls parties, etc. The
largest, nestest and cheapest dtning-rooms on
the coast. Open all night.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
AtJoe Poheim,.. the Tailor,

Commencing January 18th, Twill make suits to
order at genuine reduction OF 10 per cent. to
MY original pr 25 per cent, this reduc-
ton to contin sixty days only. 40 and
81 Soulh sprin street, 263 North Main street
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

The Light Running Domestic agency has
removed to 207 South Spring street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
Cherry, Mahogany,

There is No Place Like Home,
but what is home without Crown Flour.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

SEE the fine $40 watch sold by Hollingsworth
in clubs at 81 per week in installments. &c
South Spring street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

We are not running the town but we are run
ming the Clothing Business OF this City.
E. ADAMS, Is s. Spring st.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

All, we'll for us all some sweet hope lies
deeply buried from human eyes. Smoke Grand
Republic Cigarros, 5 cents apiece.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

Everybody Uses Crown Flour.
Samples free at grocers.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

General Banking and Exchange Business
transacted. iy4 Am
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

Geo. d. Ford and j. II. myer
Have purchased the Catalina Hotel.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

And other stains and varnisbes, at P. q
Mathews, Second and Los Angeles. Telephon
1925.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

Entire wheat -four, boon to invalids, can be
had at Jevne's.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

TENTS at Foy's harness shop, 217LosAngeles
street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
sherwin- williams Paint.
See Our $3.50 AII-Wo

P. II. Matthews, sole agent, corner Secon
and Los Angeles streets. Telephone 1925.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

T. ]. Weldon. Cashier.
]. NJ. Wilmer, Assistant Cashier.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

"Paint your buggy for ST." at P. Il. Mathews.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
DIRECTOR

Hervey Lindley. j. O. Kays, E. W. Jones
Juan Bernard, ]. Frankenfeld.
ii, g. Newhall l................ 80. President
II. O. Wilmer. ...............V .Vice-President
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

EIARMERS' AND MEROHANT5 BANK
Il OF LOS ANGELES, CAL,
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
BANKING HOUSES.
CALIFORNIA BANK,

Cor. Fort and Second sts., Los Angeles.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
SEGURTrY SAVINGS BANK AND TRUST co
Capital. 5000, 100000.
40 s. Main Street, Los Angeles, Cal.
STOCKHOLDERS.

Iseias W. Hellman, o. W. Childs, Eugene
Sattori, #. L. Duque ]. A. Graves, J. G Daily
Morris s. Hellman, Thomas Meredith, Samuel
Polaski John P. Moran, J. L. Cherry, Nath an
Well, 1sidor Polaski, w. M. Caswell, R. Y. Nc
Bride, James H. Shankland, John II. Bartle, G
W. Perkins, ]. T. Moore, A. J. Brown, President
Fourth National Bank of Grand Rapids, NJ. B
Shaw, Marinus Ampersee, Josie G, Thompson
OF Kalamazoo, Mich.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
Catalina Hotel Opens
March 18th. Fishing, hunting, boating and

Butter, A /, at H. Jevne's.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

The Best and Lightest Bread
Is made from Crown Flour
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

STOCKHOLDERS.
o. W. Childs, L. L. Bradbury, Philippe Gar
u1er, ames B. Lankerghim, T. L. Duque, Jose
Mascarel, Chas. Dueommun, Andrew Glassell
Cameron K. Thorn, Domingo Amestoy, Louii
Polaskt, L. @. Goodwin, Prestley @. Baker, L
]. Rose, Frank Leeouvreur, Oliver Fl. Bliss
Sarah ]. Lee, Estate d. Solomon, Chris. Henne
Jacob Kuhrts. Isaias W. Hellman. mi
CECURITY SAVINGS BANK AND TRUST co
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15

Capital (paid up) $780, 900.
Surplus and Reserve Fund 100000.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
DIRECTORS.

DlhECIOR5,
o. W. Childs, G. E. Thorn, Jose Masoarel,
b. Lankershim. O. Ducommun, Philippe Gar
nter, L. G. Goodwin, L. L. Bradbury, Isaias W.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-03-15
per cent Interest paid ON Deposit.

Money loaned on ranches and city property
at lowest rates of interest.
Bonds and mortgages bought and sold.
Savings deposits solicited
Call for bylaws. film
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1889-10-04
A Historical Rel.

At Lumpkin, Ga, is a church bell
with history. The old bell has done
much service for many different peo-
pie. 1t has engraved uron it the year
1000, the year In which it was made.
For number of years 1t tolled the
hour for congregations In convent in
the Netherlands. 1t was afterward
carried to Lisbon, and from there to
Madrid, and was in the monastery at
that place when the great Napoleon
Invaded that Territory, taking every
thing as he pushed his forces over
plains and up mountain sides, and all
bells were being taken and recast into
cannon for the furtherauce of his war
like ambition. The owners Of this bell,
seeing his intentions, and loving their
sacred property that had so long
served them, secretly took it down
from its lonely tower, and placing it
ON board large vessel about to sail
for this country shipped it TO New
York, where it remained for many
years, until it was purchased by a
Lumpkin man for his church. 1t has
been used so much it has lost its tone,
and will have to be laid aside.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1889-10-04

AT an adjourned meeting -
PARTNERSHIP PLANTERS AcpN,o..
Of Baltimore City, held at their oar
on Wednesday, the Goth day Of F.,...
1889, JOE SHEPHERD was elected Pc
< et.t: J. p. BRIssa. -.Ls;cs. .ss....., Z.
SAMUEL N. Kinks, Cashier. q ~
Dorsey, Treasurer, aud L. E. Nv.
Secretary.
The Board Of Directors for tho
1889 was elected as follows: sea'
JOE SHEPHERD. Of Anne Arund,, !,
J. P. BRISCOE, of Calvert Co.
J. NJ. CRAWFORD Of Calvert "a
p. II. TUCK, of Baltimore CITY
ADRIAN | OSEY, of Charles Co
SAM'L NJ. Kinks, of Frederick "a
G. w. DORSEY, of Calvert Co.
l.. E. KINKS, of Frederick Co,
j. FRANK Talbot. Calvert Co.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1889-10-04

All the old potash, mercury
and OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES left far
behind. S. S. S. never fails to
cure This magic remedy builds
the system tip instead of tearing
it down. If you ever had blood
disease, don't fail to take S. S. S.
If yoa have ever taken mercury
and potash, get it out Of your
system by using Swift's Specific.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1889-10-04
LIGHT AND BRIGHT.

COMPLETE list-Lucrezius Borgers.
TnE rivers furnish the most current
news.
EVERY fat man has theory on no"
10 dispose Of the surplus.
~ has the horse who wins oyaz.ssse
neck any advantage over pretty giri
at a ball?
CHARLIE MITCHELL has gone back to
England. Thus we get rid of at least
one English "sparrer.'
SHE-I wouldn't marry you for S2o''
900. He-But have $4,000. She
o, well, that's different
ONE reason that riches have wings Is
that the government insists on putting
eagles ON one side of the dollars.
A TEXAS farmer wants to know what
he ought to get for kicking cows"
Five years, if you do it habitually.
Ir is a good thing, sometimes, to trim
up tree, occasionally, and it helps
boy. sometimes, to be trimmed down
OLD Maid-Don't tell such blood
curdliug stories you make my teeth
chatter. Old Beau-Look out they
don't fall out.
A Dorothy, l think You
are dreadfully oxtravagant to buy al.
those things But my dear Rufus, l
had them charged"
LANpLADY-Be careful how you whip
that CARPET. It's q very fine piece OF
goods. Tramp working for his din
nerl--Yes'm. It's hard to beat.
MRs. GABLE Creading a newspaper
In India the women are shut up. Mr..
Gabble-They are, Ell? | didn't know
that II was possible to shut up a woman
in any country.
| SEE that you are an enthusiastic
member of the American party" "1es,
it is our only recourse against PERM
cious immigration. SHOW long have
YOU lived in this country" "Six
months.
CONVICTED Beggar = Your Honor,
couldn't you charge my sentence OF
imprisonment into a fine? mo; that
cannot do. And where would you gel
the money if l did," 81 could beg Q
little every day until l had enough"
MINIsTI Ito Johnny on his knees =
Where do we find any mention of gam
bling in the Bible? Johnny-In tht
story of David Minister - W hat
When did David ever gamble. Johnny
When he took four kings from thu
rhilistincs,
SURE preventive Of mosquito bites
Take the cover off your cistern, craw
into the cistern, replace the cover, ant
duck under the water. As long as yol
remain there entirely submerged il
water we will stake our reputation 70
yeracity that you'll not be bitten by
mosquito.
Mrs GoTHAM-Did you find thu
Western peoi lie as hospitable as the,
are reported TO be, Mr.. Travelle? Re
turned Tourist indeed. All tn
leading citizens took me right int
their hearts, invited me to dinner, in
troduced me to their families, and soil
me corner lots.
"PLEAsE, sir, give me stamp" sh
said at the postoffice window, tn
other day. Here it Is, little girl
said the clerk, as he raked in the tw
pennies and passed it out. She too
It and walked directly to the mailin
boxes and dropped it into one Of til
Sits. "Here what did you do tina
for?" called the clerk. please, SIT
but dropped letter in yesterday viii
out any stamp on it, and that's to max
up for it."