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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14
FARM AND FlREsioI.

a weil trained shepherd dog Is
rood piece Of property. An unframed
ono = Of no value about sheep or cattle.
The goossberry IL such . favorite
truit that Ito season can never be too
long. To secure fruit some weeks later
than y produced in the ordinary quar-.
ters. number Of bushes should be
planted behind or against north wall.
-Onoe In while q cheap COW makes
. good return 70 her owner. but that IL
not the rule. The rule is that cheap
things are the most expensive In the
end. and cows are not an exception to
the rule. That does not mean, how
ever. that q man should invest = for
tune in COW.
Ito feed calves and young stock
hay and have them weigh no more in
April than they do in November, is to
lose hay and labor; and to feed a dairy
that ts unproductive on good hay and
grain and make the profit from dairy
Ing on Of the grass next season. on low
prices, 10 quite as improbable. II the
COWS are to 60 unproductive let them
90 80 In grass and ay-time. Make tho
harvested crops pay q profit.
Rubbing will shrink Aannels, there
Tore o board never should be used.
Make very hot suds with CASTLE soap
ana about q teaspoonful of borax. Soak
the dannels in this for short time,
then wash by rinsing them we'll In this
water. rubbing very lightly with the
hands. When clean, rinse in boiling
hot water, then in another water with
. very little CASTLE soap suds, and dry
quickly out of the wind.
The Ohio Poultry journal tells US
that fowls do not moult alike, nor do
they moult at the same time annually;
the usual season, however, Is from
June to September, while in some
cases 1t runs to Christmas. Young and
healthy fowls, fed largely on nitro
genous food, moult early in the season;
old and debilitated hens moult late.
Hens must have the material for max.
ing rich blood and feathers before they
shed their old feathers.
Oyster Fritters: Drain of the
oyster liquor, boil and skim, and to q
cup of it add cup of sweet milk.
three eggs. salt, and -four for fairly
thick batter. Have hot butter or beef
drippings ready in a kettle; stir the
oysters into the batter whole. and drop
INTO tho hot fat by the spoonful, one
oyster to each spoonful of batter. The
oysters should be large and plump.
Let the fritters fry to q delicate brown
and serve piping hot.
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PREPARING FOR CONQUEST.

Before tho looking glass she stands
And combs her rich and glossy hair;
The golden threads glide through her banda
And ripple Ger her shoulders fair. BY ..,
We mark her fingers nimbleness
The movement Of her supple waist,
Until we see each silken tress ~
Imprisoned in Psyche twist.
The bangs upon her snowy brow
With gentle touch she snnootheth down:
The work is done; she's ready now d
TO don her most bewitching gown.
The dress becomes her charmiugly.
And OF the fact she IA aware, -
But oft she tn, ms herself to see
No crease its beauty doth impair. --,|
A collar round her swan-white neck
She fistens-snow tegirt by snow;
With various trtnkets doth bedeclS g.,
The charms that could their did foreHo
Last, ties her beauty to enhance,
Around her til Oat q ribbon gay,
Then gives the glass parting glance
And to the parlor takes her way.
She enters, radiant as the morn.
When soft the perfum ed zephyr blows
And rosy tints the skies adcrn,
And dewdrops sparkle on the rose.
The youth for whom she thus is armed
Is by her loneliness abashed;
He stares, is fascinated, charmed,
In short, incontinently MASKED.
boston Courier
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Had q Bet on Il.

Young Husband Tin railway cary
Emily, you can hold some of this bag.
gage on your own lap awhile. The
next time you go on . trip with q whole
carload OF useless traps and calamities,
BY jocks, you'll go alone!' 5
Interested Observer. two seats back
(handing half-dollar to friend) You've
won, Grindstone. This isn't their wed.
ling trip,-not by year, at the very
east Chicago Tribune.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14
ABOUT C0MeEo HONEY.
How to Care for 1t So That VIII Bring
Good Price.

How to Care for 1t SO That VIII Bring Q
Good Price.
Too much of the honey which is sent
to market brings low price because
it has been poorly cared for. These
practical hints from the Iowa Home
stead ara worth noticing:
In the frst place. there is no hurry
about taking it of tho hives. The bees
can care for it more cheaply, and even
If it is not quite so white as when taken
off earlier, flavor is improved by per-
feet ripening, which. to my mind,
more than compensates for the slightly
darker shade which the comb presents.
If taken of during warm weather it
will sometimes be spoiled by the Larvae
Of the hee-moth. The worms can be
tumigated with sulphur In tight box
or room but this is seldom necessary
and is not practiced to any extent by
the best honey producers. If comb
honey is produced by the best methods
there will be scarcely any pollen cell
In 1t, and in the absence of these the
moths do little harm. A worm Is sell
aom seen in surplus honey unless there
is pollen in some of the cells. When
honey is taken of the hive. if in small
sections containing only one comb
each. it can be held up to the light and
every cell of pollen detected. If these
are kept by themselves and used or
sold first, the rest will be compare
Aivolv frea froro noOtha
Honey should never be kept In a
cellar-neither comb nor extracted.
That is the worst possible place for it.
1t will gather moisture or ''sweat' aud
soon become "off flavor" If not posi-
lively sour. Store it in dry. warm
room. if possible (safe from mice) then
it will keep ten years. It will not
granulate so soon in q warm room. and
it's flavor will improve. l now have
some that is three years old, and is not
candied, but is so thick that it will not
run. Extracted honey can not be kept
in tn worrn a r0Orn
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Mrs. M. A. L,neback's Statement,

GENTS: For the past ten years I have
been q sufferer from liver complaint and
rheumatism. Finding no relief my condition
became so wretched that had no hope Of
recovery. Seeing Hibbard's Rheumatic
and am now entirely cured, both from rheu-
matlsm and the liver trouble. Have also
used Hibbard's Rheumatic Plasters with
the best results.
1 can certify to the truth of tho above
statement. Mrs. Lineback was cured of
rheumatism and liver trouble by the use
OF Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup and Plss-
tiers.
Sol KIrTER1Na. Druggist,
ViDton, Iowa
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A certain bright lad ia ono Of The IA.
dian mission schools. while working It
bis bench. was accosted by q visitor who
asked him q number Of questions to
which he replied in the best English
at his command:
do you speak EnglishF' was tho
last astonishing Interrogation.
mo, do your was the prompt reply
Of the dusky carpenter as he turned
again to his bench. --Lewiston (Ma J
Journal
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A New Kind of Insurance

Has been put in operation by the manufact-
urers Of DR.. Pierce's medicines. His
Golden Medical Discovery" and 'Favor-
lite Prescrfptlon' are sold by druggists un-
Either benefit or complete cure is thus at
tanned, or money paid for these medicines
is returned. The certificate of guarantee
given in connection with sale of these medi-
cines is equivalent to policy of insurance.
humors and blood taints, from whatever
cause arising, skin and scalp diseases,
scrofulous sores and swellings. The
"Favorite Prescription'' cures all those de-
rangements and weaknesses peculiar to
women.
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Consumption Surely Cured.

To THE ED1ToR:-Please inform your
readers that have positive remedy for
use thousands Of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. I shall be glad to send
two bottles: of my remedy FREE to any
Of your readers who will send me their ex-
press and post Office address.
Respectfully, T. A. SLoCUM, NC,
181 Pearl street, New York.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

Hibbarsi's Rheumatic and Liver Pills,
These pills are scientifically compounded,
uniform in action. No gripping pain so com
monty following the use of pills. They are
adapted to both adults and children with
perfect safety. We guarantee they have
no equal in tho cure of Sick Headache, Con.
stipation, Dyspepsia, Biliousness; and, as an
appetizer, they excel any other preparAtion,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

ANXIOUS father of nine blooming
daughters (attired in his night-olothes
and examining the bed-posts): '.Maria,
are the children all in? can find only
eight Jumps Of gum"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14
Low Excursion Rates.

Sleeping and D ming Car Line. will soil on
Monday, November 18th, 18th, 25th, De-
cember ed and 9th and daily December
10th to Odd and January 9th to sth inclu-
sive Q6 days in ally, excursion tickets
from northeastern Dakota points to Mon.
treal and all points west n Ontario and
return at the extremely low rate Of &40 90.
Tickets good going and returning fifteen
days with an extreme limit of 80 days
which can be extended by p -yment OF q
reasonable charge. For further particu-
lars write to CHAs. S. FEE, G. P. & T. A.
n. p. r. K, st. Paul, MINI.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

If you have ever used Dobbins' Electric
during the "a years it has been sold, you
knoso that it is the best and purest family
soap made. If you haven't tried it, ask youf
grocer for it ro,c Don't take imitation.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

BRIGADE" meant originally q noisy
crew or company, from Italian brigare,
to brawl. 1t is of course a near relative
of ssbrigand."
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Did You Read

The large advertisement Of The YoUrn's
COMPANION which VIC published last weekl
This remarkable paper has the phenomenal
other journal is more welcomed by old and
young in the families throughout the land.
The publishers make special off, once a
year, and to all who subscribe now will
send the paper free 10 January 1, 1880, aud for
a full tear from that date. The subscription
price is Sl.75. Address,
THE 7oUTu's COMPANION, Boston, Mass
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A FISHERMAN at Doylestown, Pa, saw
q sunfish swallow bee, and a few min
utes later saw the fish on the water
dead. he cut it open and the bee few
nfP
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Oregon, tho Paradise OF Farmers.
Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass, stock country
In the world. Full Information free. Address
Oregon Immigration Board, Portland, Oregon
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

''HoNEYMooN ROW. is the name given
q row of houses at West Chester, Pa,
occupied by newly-married couples OK
cluSivelY,
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Do ROT suffer from sick headache moment
longer. Il 10 not necessary Carter's Little
Liver Pills will cure you. Dose, one little
pin. Small price. Small dose. Small pill.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

YOU can't help liking them, they are 80 very
small and their action is so perfect One i'll Z
dose. Carter's Little Liver Pills. Try them.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

AT the rate of increase in the past few
years the wool crop of Colorado will soon
exceed in value the output of her silver
mines.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

FIELDING lies in the burying-ground
OF the English factory at Lisbon with
out stone to mark the spot.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

Don't hawk, hawk, and blow, blow, dis
gusting everybody, but use DR.. sage's
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CHECK Colds and Bronchitis with Hale,s
Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure In one minute
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

PROFESSOR Occurring to medical
students)-For this illness, gentlemen,
there are but two remedies, and neither
Of them will do any good"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

MARYLAND expects to produce 10000.
900 bushels of oysters this year.
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SOMEBODY who believes in old-fash-
Toned methods Of discipline recently
sent young lady teacher in Maine .
bundle of shingles.
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puNoENT PARAGRAPHS

Poet Mr.. Reviewer. I hope you
viii deal as gently as possible with ny
book. Reviewer-..I will; I'll say
nothing whatever about it"
Young man docs your sister
play the piano. Bobbyp" Bobby
PLAY it! No; but she works it about
seven hours q day.''-Texas Strings.
"A Man of Family. -Prodley-..I
near you have been getting married. "
Tooker-"Yes" Prodley-'.W hom did
you marryP' Tooker-.. Milly Jones.
her mother, her step-father and two
maiden aunts. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Mr.. N. Peck-.'l think If any one 10
entitled to q pension it's me-" Nudge
-''You were never in the war. were
your" Mr.. N. Peck-'.No; but the fell
low my wife was engaged to got killed
at Shiloh. "-Terre Haute Express.
-''kailway accident this morning."
said Blinkins. a suburban citizen. after
he had returned from his business in
town and met his wife at the station.
lis it possiblep' Eyes; the train was
on time both ways" Washington
Capital.
IL did not intend to cast any refleo.
tions," he said. after making q dozen
covert illusions to her most sacred
idiosyncrasies. 20, no." she responded
sweetly. You are not bright enough.
you know. 1t requires luminous
body to cast reflections. "-Judge.
"A New Castle, Pa., woman MIXED
a mess Of bread and set it near the ope,,
window. When she got ready to put it
in the oven she was surprised to lind d
chicken standing in it. He had got his
feet in the dough and was unable to
extricate them. -. ;.
Not mutually satisfactory.-Byron
Tyck-''Well, MIR. Fulton I guess I'll
let you send me some coal again this
season. The last was very satisfactory.
especially in the matter Of weight -
Fullon-"H'm, yes; how'll C. O. D.
suit youp The wait wasn't very Salts
factory to me last time. Thine.
Lady Finehealth (at hotel en-
trauce)-''No, I have no money to
spare for you. Idon't see why an able
bodied man like you should 60 around
begging" Lazy Tramp-':I s'pose,
mum, it's fer about the same reason
that healthy woman like you boards
at hotel instead of keepin' house."
Car crowded. All fat people, very
fat. Car stops. very thin man gets in.
Has great difficulty in squeezing him.
self into bit of seat. Hegets angry
and says, ':People ought to pay fare
according to weight" Fat neighbor
answers. IF they did, the car WOULDN'T
stop for YOU" Chicago Saturday
Evening Herald.
-Scribbler-''When is that review
OF my novel coming out, Scather?''
Scather professional critic)-"Well,
to tell the truth. have not read 1t
yet" Scribbler-''Yet when l brought
the book to you, you assured me that
you would lose no time in reading it. -
Scather-''So l did. Well. l have lost
no time in reading it yet. ''-Aherica.
II will play for you, Miss Smith.
ers." said young Blankly, as he crossed
over and opened the piano. what
would you like to hear?" "Well.
was the reply. $50 long as you insist on
playing we may as we'll have some
thing appropriate. Suppose you try
The heart bowed down by weight O
woe. '"-Merchant Traveller.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

HONEST men are soon bound, but you can
never bind knave.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

A DANDEL1oN which has grown TO the
top ct ten-foot pole is tho product Of .
New Haven truck patch.
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81 SANTA Cruz, CAL. reports thirteen
months-old baby that can swim like q
6,,N1p 80 -
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BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses Of Piso's Cure for Consumption,
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"A pocket ciRar.1aoa fro1 "a smolarn az
'sT4nsil1's Punch b, Heln
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CHATTERToN, the child Of genius and
misfortune, destroyed himself Of
0irhtean
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

TIN misfortunes Of other people We al
bear with heroic constancy.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

SAVAGE died in prison at Bristol,
where he was confined for . debt Of
forty dollars.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
ThompsOn's Eye Water Druggists sell # 25c
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Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles shoul
carefully read the above
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L ubU uoEucu oOlU epdAaU lSAkSE Ids
gone off with Kildee an''--
II didn't wait fer another word. but
threw down Their corn l wuz feedin,'
an sez: Come on, Squire. we'll ketch
him or die tryin'.'
''Asore we he'd gone fer we met ole
man Pearson an askt if he he'd seen
them. He sed they he'd passed his
house Their evenin' afore, but he didn't
think bout their runnin' away. But
if they were, faint no use ter try to
ketch them. they hev got sech or start
nm both of UNI knows Their roads,
'Jedge, it war like somebody had
died round hyar arter that leetle gal
he'd left. An sure enough. ole lady
Smith did die afore long. She uster
set an cry an cry an say she'd never
see her chile any more. 'Twan't so
many years afore the ole man died too,
cause he wuz gittin' ole. It got so
lonesome I couldn't STAN it no longer,
SO I took meself down an tole ole
Squire Carter's gal Their way twas, an
| we spliced.
''You see that rise out yanderp Well
ledge, one day 1 VIII settin' down there;
it war where me an Bill sed goodbye.
wuz thinkin'-it he'd been ter long
years since we parted, an how things
he'd changed round in that time, an
wuz wonderful where Bill wuz now.
Bout that time somethin' slapped me
on thor back. an seq: Here he is.' p
=" .Laws-a-mercy!' yelled, fallin' off
ther stump an rollin' all over, What!
you, Bill! o, Mr.. Bill, reckon orter
say
!" no, the same ole Bill he sed, with
ar smile.
He he'd grown so tall an han some,
at first couldn't believe it war he;
but after lookin' In that face ar while,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-14
USE IVORY SOAP IN THE STABLE.
A WORD OF WARNING.

There white each represented be good lo'"
they ARE NOT but like ali eoune lack peculiar and remarkable qualities
Of the genuine Ask for Ivory" Soap and insist upon getting it.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23
OKLAHOMA FACTIONS.
The Cause for the Call for the Pres.
emco of Troops.

OKLAHOMA CRY, 1. T., December 21.-
The cause of the apprehended riot feared
last night was the renewal of the old
trouble between the Seminole and Kick
apoo factions. The latter have been In
dulging in threats to lynch some of the
Seminole leaders, and burn the building
occupied by the Gazette, the organ of the
Seminole party. The Mayor belongs to
the Kickspoo faction, and the Seminoles,
who are in the majority in the Council,
will not let him appoint the policemen.
The Seminoles want to hold an election
for two vacancies in the Council. The
Kickapoes oppose it because it will in
crease the Seminole majority. United
States Marshal Walker apprehends
trouble, but not before the election.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23
The Farmer Feeds Them All.

The king may rule DER land and sea
The lord may live right royalty;
The soldier ride in pomp and pride,
The sailor roam DER oceans wide;
But this or that, whate'er befall,
The farmer, he must feed them all.
The writer thinks. the poet sings,
The craftsman fashions wondrous things.
The doctor heals, the lawyer pleads,
The miner follows precious leads;
But this or that, whate'r befall,
The farmer, he must feed them all.
The merchant he may buy or sell,
The teacher do his duty WE'LL
And men may toll through busy days,
Or men may toll through pleasant ways
Beggar or king, whate'e or befall,
The farmer, he must feed them all.
The farmers trade 10 one of worth;
Hes partner with the sky and earth,
And partner with the sun and rain,
And no man loses by his gain,
And If men rise or II men fall,
The farmer, he must feed them ALL
The farmer dares his mind to speak;
He has NO gifv or place to seek,
To no man living need he bow,
For he who walks behind the plow
10 his own man; whateer befall,
Beggar or king, he feeds them all
-fAnonymous.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23
Arrested Deem Down.

New York, December 21.-Xavier
Francisco Picanez, the French burglar
and murderer who fed this country four
years ago, was arrested in the Pardee
coal mines in Pennsylvania, nearly a
mile underground, by detective, and is
now held for extradition.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23
"The Ultimate Flower.v

Malone stands forth as the ultimate
fower-the chrysanthemum-of the new
southern protective branch of the Rs.
publican party. Probably this is the
only bloom that will ever be developed
on this particular seeding.-[Philade
phia Record.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23
The civil service Reformers.

NEW York, December 20.-The Exec
utive Committee of the National Civil
Service Reform League held meeting
last evening, at which it was decided,
through committee appointed, to un-
dertake q thorough examination Of the
condition Of the national civil service,
for the purpose Of ascertaining the effect
of the administration of the civil service
1aw
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23
And No One Does.

Secretary Mohler talks of the sugar
factories of the State as having what he
calls q successful season." Yes, but
did they make any money? 1t is strange
that no one will state the exact situation
as it is.-[Emporia News.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23
WAS CRONIN A DYNAmITER ?
A Document That Seems to Prove
He Was Not.

CHICAGO, December 21.-It has been
charged that DIR. Cronin was a dyna-
miter. In refutation of this his friends
have given out copies of long document
written by him, in which he denounced
the dynamite policy of the Triangle" as
criminal, reckless and ineffective, and
declaring in favor of parliamentary agita-
ton. It was for this paper he was ex-
PEELED as an alleged traitor to the Irish
cause. Dan Coughlin was member Of
the trial committee.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23
Arrived I'm Australia.

SAN Francisco, December 21.-Among
the arrivals on the steamer Alameda
from Australia today was w. G. Hurst,
the bicyclist champion gymnast of
Canada, who has been giving exhibitions
abroad.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23
North Dakota Laws.

BISMARCK, N. D., December 20.-Gov-
ernor Miller signed the prohibition bill
today. The school land bill has passed
both houses and is ready for the Gov
ernor's signature.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23

Ah Sing, a Chinsman. was given
twenty lashes on his bare back, at Cal
gary, Manitoba, for attempting to outrage
Q little girl.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23

More Arrests at Salt Lake.
SALT LAKE, December 2O.-Several
more arrests were made today in connec-
ton with the recent developments before
the Grand Jury. All gave bonds.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-12-23
u.F. TraxeIinx Arant.

SAI DIEGO, December 2O.-W. H.
Davenport, late agent of the Santa Fe,
was today appointed Travelling Agent for
the Union Pacific, with headquarters
here.