New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-04
THE TALK or THE DAP.

european savant says that life may be indefnltsy
prolonged by regularly drinking the Juice of he eoonl
Anu announcer European sayant. who knows Iusy as
much-or as ltie-says that the surst way 10 shorten
lie is 10 dilhK lemon Juice. Life would be a very
plain aud simple problem If were not for the aAy,cs
of the wise men,
The bottom of well near Rome Ca tau on,
dropping the wOrkmen.' We are toid :. l., 80
several miles IN length with chambers o. vais IT,
This story completely demOlshes the axion a. .t t.,,A
lies at the bottom OF a well"-NOlrlstown Herai6
Dr. Buckley tells q story in aThe Christian Advo.
cate' about his following Tennyson years ec, th,ouc,
The South Kenslngton Museum, hoping to hear him
speak. For two mortal hours and a half he did th,.
without success. AT last he made signs as IL no
we're about do Hoping TO hear some criticism, O,
painting llsteAed lntently, and these memorable
words fell from the lips Of Englapds Poet Laureate:
You take of the children while 90 and get som,
beer''
Daniel Dougherty. as handsome as ever. was IN
town LAST night. lie has come on from New-Y0rk 10
dispose Of some law business His eyes wen slinin,
with the brightness OF high health and his face vas
bIOnzcd with wind ana sun. lie had lust brought
long and Jolly vacation to close and he eaioSs his
outing as thoroughly as boy freed from the restraints
England coast. lie " the guests at tho
principal dinner OF the season given by Ward Nc
and took out 10 dinner that occasion Lady seErk
His wit captiyated the whole table, Philadelphia
Press.
1t was a Boston schoolboy who thus told the story
Of the lrst Inauguration: The oath OF Office was al.
mnistered to President Washington the balcony 81
Federal Hall by Robert r. Livingston, Chanticleer Of
the State of New-York."
ooh, Uncle George cried tenderhearted little
Rollo his eyes filling with tears, let Us give soma
money 10 that poor woman over there on the sand.
see she has hardly any clothes on sure enough =
said Mr.. George. why in thunder didn't you point
her cut before ?'-(Iife.
An officer in the Russian Army has been cashered
for saving the life Of peasant woman. and thereby
lowering his standard gentleman II be had
ruined her life instead of saving g. he would have re
tanned his standing a gentleman But some nea
seem bound TO disgrace themselves.
why asked one crook OF another, what on esrta
do YOU mean by walking down the street in this mar
ner! Don't you know that the police are after you"
Yes; but have no fear OF being recognized'
Because I've had seventeen different newspaper
cuts made Of me, and Il the public isn't mystined n'S
il never Will be"-(M ashington capital
Only woman says Western contemporary,
understands the higher uses of flowers, and only
woman therefore, can put them to the best possible
uses This is very pretty, but not true in all cases
About the worst possible use 10 which flowers can
be put IS TO send them to brutal murderers; sas
yet It Is generally women who do this.
aLaugh and the world laughs with you,
Weep and you weep alone"
doesn't apply the young woman who puts In tveNs
hours day gggllng at nOthing-N ashington Capital
Apparently tho way to make the death penalty sur,
would be 10 teach the condemned man all about tbs
dangers of electric currents and then set him to WORK
near "lives wire. The execution would soon
take place.
4 scranton mother whose son had tOothaehe
took him 10 a faith healer Look me- IN the eyes
aid the doctor fixing fascinating gaze on the weep
inc youth Now your tOothache has entirely dlsar
pearyd You haven't BIT Of toothache about you
You lie! | have7 yellel the boy, with rosa
howl Tho mother then took him to a denust-tPitb'
burg Dispatch.
The stad old "Bo5ton Post" has fallen into tbs
English habit of calling girl young person when
Il ISN'T s,ne Of her social status.
Professor Uofsford has after much study: locat5
bc site az Norombega tho lost city Of New England
sunrosel 10 be IN Maine. az the mouth OF s t
Prook Watham. He has begun the eTccugh ,neIS
of round field stone tower, to be tweNe Ieet sSt
ar base and forty feet HIGH ana 10 contain IA. ~ H.
NJ stairs inside to the top for LOOKOUT. VIII W a.
cribe1 a. follows: North Tower, 10 marx he sleo
NJ Noiombega: erected by L. n. HorsioN' VI N"N
bridge. -(BostOn Journal
"The Boston Transcript suggests memorial ol"ss
"a good thing for rich men to build. But why shoui'
they confne themselves to bridgesi WHATS INC 'n~
ter with their building memorial roads, IL they ar
anxious to spend their money! Certainly gooa roA1'
are needed very badly.
man died last week from overwork IN i"S,s
cara az his health, lfo might have nNeu ions ,
y he had leS his health indulge In SORT OF
nleas.y race with the ills that heSh Is her to-tNo'
town Herald