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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30

The champion baseball players from New
York arrived in the city. President j. b.
Day gives some instructive and interesting
opinions on the Brotherhood scheme.
Special correspondents send racy baseball
gossip from Cleveland and New York.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
A Local Sports Trip.

Frank Kastlemeyer, a well-known local sport
ing man. has returned home from an extended
trip to Europe. He saw the Searle and O'Con-
nor race, and is of opinion that the Australians
are away ahead of the English and Americans
in sculling. He thinks Searle is a wonderful
rover. Charley Mitchell, the pugilIst, he says,
lost 81 900 on the race but subsequently won
more than that or tine ST. Leger. Mr.. Kastle-
meyer was surprised at the extensive system OF
betting among the English bookmakers.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
Bur If's Sort o. Mean.

Detroit Free Press.l
Cast iron potatoes are now made and col
ored up to look so natural that no one eau
detect the cheat except by weight. In
Rhode Island they toss couple of them to
hog, and the porker spends about three
hours in experimenting before he is satisfied
that he has got hold OF tuber frozen solid
about five years ago.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
EX-GOVERNOR CORNELL ILL.

His Friends Fear That His System Is
Poisoned by Malaria.
>tsPEcrAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPATCH.I
NEW YORK, September 29.-The health
of Ex-Governor Alonzo B. Cornell is giving
his friends great concern. During the Re-
publican convention in Saratoga last week
they saw that he had lost much flesh, and
that his face was thin and worn. He
has been troubled persistently by indiges-
ton, and had but recently returned from a
Southern trip, taken in hope of benefting
his health. His friends are also confident
that his system is poisoned by malaria.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
Saturdays League Games.
To.Dnx,. Home Game.

The local team will tackle the Giants to-day
ct Recreation Park and the contest will. un-
doubtedly. be one of an exciting series. The
result of to-day's game will be watched with
intense interest all over the country. 1t is
probable, however, that PIttsburg may be
Slightly weakened by the absence of Rowe,
who left for Buffalo on Saturday evening. If
he does not retutn in time for the game to-day
Kuehne will play short. Calvin and Carroll
will be the home battery and Keefe and Ewing
will represent the visitors.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
A Struggle for a Senator.

ESPECIAL TELEeKAM TO THE DIsPArcH.1
YoUNGsrowN, September 29.-The Republic
can primaries last night for delegates TO tine
Senatorial Convention at Niles, on Tuesday,
were largely attended. An earnest effort was
made to elect delegates favorable to Colonel
Evans Morris, of Girard, but in most instances
unpledged delegates were chosen. the feeling
being that Trumbul1 county should select the
candidate and Mahoning county indorse him.
OF the q delegates elected in the city, hye are
pledged to Morris.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
he Must be a Valuable Man.

WASHINGTON, September 29.-Secretary
Noble has revoked the appointment of As
sistant Indian Commissioner Belt as men,
ber of the Sisseton and Wahpeton Indian
Commission. 1t is stated that Mr.. Belt
could not be spared from the department at
this time.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
Homestead Men Won.

Ari1e shooting match took place at Home
stead on Saturday between Messrs. G. Moore
and A. Walter, of Pittsburg. on the one part,
and A. E. Butler and ]. Cleary, of Wheeling.
on the other. The Pittsburgers won by total
of 1872 out of possible 400. The Wheeling rep
resentatives made 374
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
That Trip TO Hayti.

WASHINGTON, September 20. = Fred
Douglass, the new United States Minister
to Hayti, will leave this city on the IL
o'clock train tomorrow morning for New
York, where he will Immediately board the
United States Steamship Kearsearge, which
will convey him to Hayti.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
THE BROTHERHOOD's PLANS.
Some Contradictory Statement Given to the
Public in New York.

NEW YORK, September 29.-Tbe stories of
the alleged secession of the Brotherhood of
Baseball Players are still coming. In this
mornings papers was an interview with
Colonel Coogan, in which he was made to
say that lease had been signed for his two
blocks of ground at One Hundred and Fifty
seventh to One Hundred and Fifty-ninth
streets and Eighth avenue, and that Erastus
Wiman and a number of wealthy and infuen-
tial gentlemen were behind the scheme Mr..
Wiman was seen at his charming villa at st.
George, S. L, and when shown the story said:
"You may say that am not interested in the
thing in any possible manner. have never
been approached by a member of the Brother
hood, and in fact knew nothing of it until
read this"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
he Shot to Save Hi. Comrade.

ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPArcH.i
CHARLESTON, W. VA. September 29.-A
boy named Eagan shot and Instantly killed q
colored man named Joseph Rose, at Green
brier. White Sulphur Springs. Friday night
Rose was intoxicated, and catching q boy
named Ashby. he held his back against hot
stove. Egan tried to release Ashby, but failing,
he ran out of the depot, procured revolver
and shot Rose through the breast.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
How n Widow Got Even.

Detroit Free Press
The widow Green, of Covington, got a
bad half dollar in a Cincinnati drugstore.
The druggist refused to take it back. and she
found where he lived, dropped in on his
family and claimed to be his first wife, and
there was row worth 500 and separa-
tion lasting four weeks. Old Mr.. Weller
was dead correct.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
PlTTSBURG AT PARIS.

Our Schools Receive the Gold Medal at the
Exposition.
rBY CABLE TO THE DIsPATCH.1
PARIS, September 29.-President Carnot
to-day awarded the various medals for dis
PLAYS at the Exposition.
The Pittsburg schools were awarded the
gold needed for their superior educational
exhibit.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
Very Noticeable.

Detroit Free Press.l
"where people are crowded together
wickedness must come to the surface" says
Inspector Byrnes. That's correct. Let
man get jammed in a street car coming
home from prayer meeting and the first
thing he thinks of is to knock someone's
head off.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
Discovery of a Stolen MnIl Pouch.
ESPECIAL rELEGRAn TO THE prsPArcH.

YoUNGsTowN, September @.-wfliam
Blackburn, a farmer residing near Leavitts-
burg, last night found a mail pouch lying on
his farm, which had been cut open and rified
of its contents. the letters being strewn over
the ground. Near it was valise. evidently
stolen, which had also been cut open. 1t was
ascertained to-day that the pouch had been
made mp at Cleveland for jamestown, N. Y.
and was probably stolen at Leayittsburg by
the thieves.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
LABOR IN AMERICA.
Commissioner Carol D. Wright
Paints a Picture From the Life Of
woRKINGwOMEN In GREAT CITIES.
Despite Their Thousand and One Tempta-
tions, He Declares Them
As HONEST AND vIRTUOUs AS ANY.
Why 1t is So Easy for Working Girls to Start on the
Wrong Path.

In his fourth annual report, Commits
sioner of Labor Carol D. Wright dwells at
length on thecondition Of workingwomen in
America. His picture of their life in New
York City is drawn with bold pen.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30

Baltimores 5000 o 0 o. 2
Brooklyns ......2 01 o 8 o -
Earned runs-Baltimores, 1: Brooklyns, 1.
Stolen bases-Sommer. Quinn, Collins, 3.
Double plays-Quinn and Mack.
First base on balls--Of Foreman, 2; of Caruth-
ers, 2.
Hit by pitched ball-O'Brien.
Struck out-By Foreman, L: by Caruthers, 2.
Wild pitches--Foreman, 1: Caruthers, l.
Time Of game--One hour and IS minutes.
Umpires-Dailey and Pike.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
smalInox on nn Ocean sreamer.

NEW YORK, September 29.-The steamer
Victoria arrived here to-day from Gibraltar
with 493 passengers. As smallpox had de-
veloped among her passengers the steamer
was put in quarantine.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
The MahoninR ,CycIers.

YOUNGSTOWN, September 29.-The Mahoning
Cycle Club will hold their annual meeting at
the fair grounds on Monday. october7. Many
cyclists from distance, including Will Banker,
the champion safety wheel rider, of Pittsburg,
will be in attendance. A number of fine prizes
have been offered for the various events.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30

OOluE EOuS... .......... ....O q l. o
Earned runs-Athletics, /.
Two-base hit-Orr.
Stolen bases-Johnson. Stovey.
Double play-Lyons and Bauer.
First base on balls-By Weyhing, 6; by Baus-
wine 2; by Baldwin, G.
Hit by pitched ball-Bausewine, 1.
Struck ost-By Weyhing 4; by Bauswine, 8: by
Baldwin. S.
Passed ball-O' Connor, /.
Wild ptches-Baldwin, 4; Bauswine, L.
Time of Rame-One hour and SIS minutes.
Umpire-Carlin.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
TWO SINGULAR EPITAPHS.

Queer Specimens of Tombstone Literature
Discovered Out in Colorado.
"I have read of great many strange
epitaphs and seen some of them," said
traveller to The Coffee of the Omaha Republi-
can, "but there are few in the cemetery at
Manitou, in Colorado, which are more re-
markable and more humorous (ior there is
a certain humor about the dead IN this
ridiculous world) than anything have
ever read or seen. Scattered about this
cemetery are quite a number of slabs OF
boards, painted white and lettered by one
hand-presumably that of sexton or some
public official upon whom the duty of bury
ing and commemorating the friendless dead
had fallen. This official was in his way the
master of a style. Here is the first speci-
men of his literature that meets the eye of a
sight-seer:
twas
Shot
Dead
for
Burglery
|" May Is, 1889
sIn what year between 1880 and 1889 the
unfortunate 'burgler' was shot does not ap-
pear, because there was not room on the
board for more than the three figures. There
is perhaps a certain fitness in forcing a
criminal to confess his crimes throughout
the years on post mortem monument, but
there is grimness which is almost inhuman
in another recital:
WIN
Stout
/ was
Buried
in well
45 feet deep
Coroner Davis
dug me out
SIT may be possible that Coroner Davis
paid the sexton something for this unique
advertisement, which at once records his
profession and his industry as digger, but
one reads the corpse's narrative of his awful
fate with strange sense of suffocation."
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
Gnmea Tn-nHH.

NATIONAL LEAGUE-New Yorks at Pitts
burg; Philadelphias at indianapolis; Washing
tons at Chicago; Bostons atCleveland
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION - Columbus at
Philadelphia
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
No Longer a slouch.
Philadelphia Record.I

Philadelph1a Kecord.I
North Sixth street father, narrating the
effect of love on his son: "Sam used to be
the slouchiest fellow in six wards. Now he
wears cuffs down to his knuckles, and is
constantly dribbling cologne over his
clothes.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
Some Boston Baseball Purchn,e,,

BOSTON. September 29.-The Boston trium-
virate has purchased Nichols and Nagle the
crack battery of Omaha for S. 900 and 81, 900 re-
SD ectively and have also paid 81 600 for release
of Conway, formerly with Kansas City.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
a Hunrari.n ebIns Aaray.

ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPArcH.i
ALTOONA. September 29.-Last evening
during a drunken quarrel at Glen White,
Peter Dunconan, Hungarian. was probably
fatally stabbed in the left side by George
Barnalati. a fellow-countryman- The assailant
made his escape.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
sho. m. wIfs ana HIm.sIE.

NEW YORK, September 28. 28.-George OFFER
shot his wife and then himself at their
home in Union Hill this afternoon. He
died in a few minutes. She viii probable
die She is 50 years old. He was five years
her junior. They had been married about
five years.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30

Paper,
Then come and see the goods here-this is
the place. Jos. HORNE & Co.'s
Penn Avenue Stores. .
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
AHEAD OF BALTIMORE.

Pitfsburg Again Moves Up in the Clearing
House List.
BOSTON, September 29.-The following
table, compiled from dispatches from the
managersotthe Clearing Houses ofthe United
States, shows the gross exchanges for the
week ended September2s,1 1889, with rates per
cent of increase or decrease, as compared with
the similar amounts Tor the corresponding
week in 1888:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
LOST BY AN ERROR.
FennellY's Mistake Gives the Columbus a
Game at Philadelphia.

WHFHB Tu1IuUtTputHs
PHILADELPHIA, September 29-The Ath-
letics were beaten by Columbus at Gloucester
this afternoon in game which was noticeable
for sharp fielding and light hitting. Fennelly
made the only fielding error. and it let in four
runs. weyhing was very wild and was sue
ceeded by Bauswine in the sixth. Attendance,
8 600 Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
ASSOCIATION GAMES.

the Baltimores by Good Fielding
Columbus Defeats the Ath.
letics in Good Contest.
NEW YORK, September 2s-There was an
other big crowd at Ridgewood Park. L. L, to-
day to witness the game between the Brooklyn
and Baltimore teams. Every seat in the in
closure was occupied. There were l0746 per-
sons present. The Bridegrooms won the game
through brilliant fielding and timely batting.
Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-09-30
One of tl,e Finest.

Klein's ''siIver Age" display at the Ex
position. MwF
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16
Winter Evening.

Tonight the very horses springing by
Toss gold from whitened nostrils In u
dream
The streets that narrow TO TIE westward
CLEAN
Like rows of golden palaces; and high
From nli the crowded chimneys tower nd
die
A thousand aureoles. Down in the west
Tho trimming plains beneath the sunset
rest,
One burning sea of gold. Soon, soon shall
ny
The glorious vision, AID the hours shall feel
A mightier mister; soon from height to
height,
With slence and the sharp Implying
stars.
Stern creeping frostS. and winds that touch
like steel,
Out of the depths beyond tho eastern
bars,
Glittering and still, shall come the awful
night
la. Lampmau, in Scribner's Magasina
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16
PLEASANT OUTLOOK.

The Charleston s. c. NcuS and Courier
says, that day by day the cotton crop
of 1888 1852 assumCS more generous
proportions, and there ar few who now
dispute the fact that it will be the lar
gest crop ever made. Conditions have
been unusually favorable for maturing
the crop, and in many of tie most fruit
full sections pickers are still actively at
work IN the field The result of the pro-
longation If picking season over the vast
area Of the cotton belt must be an addi-
ton to the yield, which is as gratifying
as it was unexpected. 1t seems not ex-
travagant to hope, with the present out
look, the crop will approximate, If it
does not reach. the magnificent total of
1880 Qgo haes.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16
J. B. Hagcin and William Z. Carr are

J. B. Hsggin aud William 3. Carr are
getting tired of owning l-2i5 part OF
California. 1t is their intention to take
large sections of their big ranch in
Southern California, subdivide them
and sell them to ell corners one after the
other. The Hag.in and Carr ranch is
one of the big private holdings, not only
in California but in the world. 1t con-
tains 400, 900 ares, covers go square
miles and is twenty five miles square.
Some 20 900 acres are in Kern. County,
while the remainder is about evenly di-
vided between Santa Barbara and San
Luis Obispo Counties. As private
holding, intact within one Enclosure. it
is probably the largest in this country.
The value of the land when thrown upon
the market is being guessed at by some
of the San Francisco real estate men.
At rude calculation It is estimated at
S2O,0JO,00O.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16
The Tongue.

"Tbe homeless tongue, so small and weal
Can crush and KILL" declared the Gresk
"The tongue destroys n greater horde"
The Turk asserts, 'than does the sworis
The Prsiin proverb wisely saith.
"A lengthy tongue-an early death"
Or sometimes takes this form instoad.
Don't let your tongue cut Off your heaar
"The tongue can speak a word whose speea
Says the Chinese, 'outs,rips the steei.p
While Arab sages this implrt,
"The tongues great storehouss is the heart
From Hebrew wit the max IN sprung.
Though feet should slip ne'er let IN.
tongue"
The sacred writer crowns the whole.
"Who keeps his tongue doth keep his SOUL
-lGalveston Nswx
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16

Tho Government crop returns show
that Oregon has the greatest yield Of
Indian wheat Of any of the States, be
ing an average of sixteen and three
tenths bushels. The Willamette Valley.
the greatest grain producing portion o:
Oregon, through which the Oregon
Pacific Railroad runs to its terminus at
Yaquina Bay, has an average of between
twenty and twenty-five bushels to the
acre. A large portion of this S now be-
ing shipped to San Francisco by way OF
new steamships.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16

The sculptor who is TO chisel out Red
Jacket, the big dan, for a monument
in Buffalo, n. Y, is puzzled how to
represent the great scalpcr. Along about
1890 Red Jacket used to be a guest Of
Governor Porter, at his cuniry place
near Niagara Falls. One OF the Governors
guests at that time ouce related to the
editor of New York paper that Led
Jacket had habit, after good dinner
and plenty of old rourbon, of sliding
down off his seat under the table, and
that tins happened SO often that the old
Indian was like the lone fisherman and
DO one seemed to notice his appearance
Or his disappearance. III, editor from
whom We quote says: A statue of the
noble red man dead drunk might be in
order.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16

1t IS estimated that last year the South
lost by forest fires nearly $3.50, 900.
The total number of acres burned over,
according to the New Orleans Tines
Democrat, was more than double the
whole area Of land under cultivation in
Loul'iana, or considerably over G,0JO,-
GOO acres. And what makes it worse,
1T seems that the destruction of most of
the timber wdS due to carelessness or
recklessness.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16

< new peril of very acute kind mas
been added to those of the Lordon
streets. 1t is that of being taken for
the Whitccharel murderer ana lynchci
by the crowd. Anyone who surposcs
this danger imaginary knows little oi the
extent to which The inhabitants Of TIC
slums are suffering from a combination Of
terror and cupidly. They are naturally
ignorant, and cXcitcmel: has rendered
them incapable OF the slightest discrim-
ination.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16
Needs a Good Nights Rest.

Doctor Ito Bobby. 80 you're sick
again, arc you, my little manT'
Bobby (who doesn't like medicine).
a don think am; don't feel SICK"
Doctor. 'Well, we'll see. Show me
your tongue, please"
Bobby. well, now, doctor, you
can't always tell that way. I've had a
busy day of it today, and If my tongue
looks bad, 1 guess it's only because it's
tired and needs good nights rest. -
[Bazar.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16
The First Coat or Tar and Feathers

The application of coat OF tar and
feathers 10 offensive persons is SAID to
have been first resorted to by Richard
CGur de Lion. 'ne Of his statutes
enacted that any rObbcr found voyaging
with the Crusaders shall lie first shaved.
then boiling tar CURED over his head,
and a Gu hion OF feathers shook over if.
The culprlt was pat ashore TIE first time
the vessel touched. The earliest record
of such punishment is ll5s.-Ittrod
Free Prs
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1889-02-16
HUMOROUS

Warranted to wash-A laundresa
The fashionable hangings-Lambre.
quius.
Takes the will for tho deed-Ths sur.
rosate.
A full stop-Asleep on the Sidewalk
at a. IN.
The dancing master should DO quick
at figures.
Usually soca on his last legs--Tha
kangaroo.
Always turning over a new leaf
Librarians.
Motto of real estate men Deed,
not words"
Applicants for loans generally adopt
borrow-tone.
There is nothing ike bolt Tor break.
Ing dcadloc
The wind now whistling through the
corn -iie.ds has husky tone.
A hew and cry usually follow the
small boys acquisition of pocket
katie.
A rock salt bed hiss been found in
Michigan, but most men prefer q hal:
mattress Tor real comfort
Goods in the hands o. y merchant
who docs OF advertise are like row.
boats. They have no sale.
The car stove is back from its sum.
ne. vacation and will soon be heard
from il railway accidents
Nature is just with compensation for
losses. The toothless man is not apt TO
bite ca more than he can chew.
al like Paris" said Mrs. Muhooly,
"them Two lure, and Boys de Bologna
and Champs Elias is immense"
Tho girl with six.foot sweetheart
said that she wouldn't tell story. but
she couldn't help but 'draw long
beau"
A clergyman who married a couple o.
dea. iuutes in Brooklyn the other day
made q bad break when he wishec
them "unspeakable bliss"
The only thing that can down true
genius aud curb genuine inspiration 10
q pen that catches in the paper and exc.
cutcs a design in splatter work at every
third stroke.
A wealthy young lawyer spent two
days and night over one case, and st
the end OF that time could not tel
which side he was on. 1t was case
o! champagne.
First amateur Nimrod- 'It is getting
late, and We haven't killed anything
yet" Second Amateur Nlmrod-
"Wen, let us miss a couple more ra0-
! bits and then 20 home"
Ayoung redskia schoolboy was asked
the other day what is the highest form
Of animal life. ''Thc giraffe" was the
prompt reply of the lad, who had evr
IDENTIFY been taking III the circus OF the
pale face.
A lady having remarked in compan!
that she thought there should be q IN
on the single state-"Yes. madam, 70
joiued a most notable specimen OF i'd
IN incorporating old bachelor who W.
present, "as on other luxNiss."
Miss Floy Trappo (whoso mouth
underiably largo Nellie. Will Dew
said last night that my mouth hsd .
sweet expression. Do you suppose %
meant that for sarcasmi Miss Prunsn'
Prism-I am afraid so, dear; with 81
accent on the chasm!
Wife lat breakfast tabic)--aeorge
dear. why do all the defaulting os0A
cashiers from the far West 20 to Ca0'
adal Husband (who Is Emeritss E~
fcssor of gcography)-Bccau'e' Ny
dear, though there is less long''0'
there is moro latitude.
, "Gcntlemcn," said an iadigna"
nasscnrcr on a South Side cable @,
yesterday, twill none OF you get upsnS
give this cd laly seat9 III tn'n,
, you sir" snapped the Lady, ito a.''4.
, to your own affairs. ] avn not 40 OH :
: you arc by twenty years, II "
Judge Of q per'on's aga"