Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1889-01-31
MISCELLANEOUS.

Susan Julia Melinda Maria Savan-
nah Sophia Elizabeth Lady Bug Towers
Is the brief and captivating title OF
poor little colored girl in De Kalb
County. Georgia.
Sewing machines repaired, reads
a sign on house in Tennessee which
Is nine miles from any other cabin and
tnirty-scven from the nearest machine.
The owner wants things to look like
business around him,
The value of coins to collectors
does not depend on their age. Roman
tribute pennies. dated before Christ,
are not worth more than 81, while a
genuine American silver dollar of 1904
would sell close to 81, 200.
"A New York shipping clerk, ar
rested for stealing from his employer,
In court admitted his guilt and said he
committed the crime in order to get
money with which to start housekeep-
ing. He intended getting married in
few weeks.
According to Chicago wagon
maker, white oak requires eighty years
to mature; shellbark hickory, from
thirty to fifty years; white ash, fifty
years; tulip trees, sixty or more years,
and red Or Norway pine, at least sixty
years.
"A Kalamazoo girl was engaged in a
public gum chewing contest at Mime
apolis, and after an exhibition of rapid
chewing her jaws "set." She become
almost frantic and rushed off to a
physician. who discovered that some of
the muscles Of her jaws were paralyzed.
In short time the trouble passed
AWAY, but she declares she has no
further use for gum.
"A regulation has boon adopted in
the Michigan State prison by which
hereafter convicts may earn the right
to wear plain gray suits instead of the
prison stripes. Men who obey the
prison rules for six months may discard
the stripes; but if after that period they
become unruly again they must once
more don the Objectionable clothing.
The law does not apyly.-'I just
think the authorities ought to send
that Persian Minister back, so do, !"
remarked Mrs. Snaggs. Whats the
matter nowp" asked her husband.
"Why, not long ago they fined London
minister $1,000 for coming to this coun-
try, and here they let Persian Minis
ter come in without saying word.
expect he's not orthodox, either. "
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
The Western papers speak of man
taking his private car and skipping for
a journey OF two or three hundred
miles, as though it were matter of
every day occurrence. Such, indeed,
is the fact. Private cars in Chicago
are almost as common as yachts in New
York. Every man, from the attorney
OF a railroad down through the bound
less qualifications OF its management
until the clerks are reached, controls
the movements of a private car to a
greater or less degree. A Chicago
railroad attorney will step into his own
car and take run down to Milwaukee
in the most matter-of-fact manner in
the world. 1t never occurs to him that
he is doing an unusual thing, and yet
to New Yorker the performance seems
based upon wealth in unrivalled mag
nitude.
-Misapplied Mythology. my dear,
! have been reading up within the past
week, and think / have name Tor
our baby" said Mrs. Greening, as her
liege lord emerged from his bath this
morning. "You have, ehp- What is
itp" II read that Phoebus, the god OF
day, comes up bright and beautiful in
the morning; that he lights the world
that without him -" Nov, look
here, madam; let's have no foolishness
here. You can't call that child by any
such name! Did Phoebus of history
yell from / p. m. to a. m. and inter-
mittently from 3 to " myself am do
ing the god-of-day business in the mat.
ter of getting up, and I'm not dividing
honors. If you want a NEUROLOGICAL
prepomen for that destroyer of rest.
have it, What is itp. asked Mrs.
Greening, with considerable asperity.
"Aurorar' brutallv yelled Elisha. Then
he left the house. - Detroit Journal