The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1889-06-20
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.

earned ODScurIIy. we cOnBEaLuIaCS
Sol Miller.
WICHITA will soon have a combined
the boys can ''skin the cat'' and then
Ego in swimmin'.'
GENERAL MALONE who has been
wavering for some time on the edge Of
the tureen, has at length by a blast
from the white house, been precipitated
into the soup.
LET the farmers take courage. They
are beginning to make carpets in the
east of cows hair. Now let US have
tariff on cows hair and the granPers'
felicity will be complete.
THE construction of the Wichita
sewer as far as it is built is saidto be
snide job. sort Of Conemauge dam
business. The dispute over it has al
ready got into the courts.
THE Priests of Pallas are making
preparations for a grand display at
Kansas City next September. Elab0-
rate and expensive floats are now be-
ing made for the occasion.
CHANDLER1managed, after hard
struggle, to pull through, and was re-
nominated Thursday by republican
caucus of the New Hampshire legisla-
ture for the United States Senate.
THE efforts of the Gamma Gael peo-
pie of New York and Philadelphia to
prevent the bringing of Maroney and
Mcdonald from the former city to Chi
cago for examination in the Cronin
case looks very suspicious,
SAYS the X. C. Star: Topeka's
contribution of SS5 to the JOhnstown
sufferers is just what might be expect
ed of town where SO many people
loan money for per cent a month and
justify the practice by holding family
worship.
THEY do not express much sympathy
at Washington for Senator Sabin, who
has just procured a divorce from his
wife. Everybody is waiting to learn
who the young lady is who is to sup
plant the poor divorced wife,
A CALL has just been issued by the
citizens of Guthrie for a territorial
convention to meet at that town July
18th for the purpose of organizing a
provisional territorial government
This does Guthrie keep in the lead.
In addition to floods, cyclones and
urban blazes of a vastly destructive
character, now come reports of great
forrest fires in the Wisconsin pineries.
Kansas has much beside her. jaw
smiths to be thankful to providence
for this year.
THERE are no flies on Kansas this
year. Even the chinch bug, the most
pestiferOus little fiend of them all,
has been knocked over the ropes, and
the crops are all rushing forward tC
maturity with a dash and vim never
witnessed before.
| OLIPHANT, the murderer recently
lynched at Topeka, was a second cous
in of ex Governor Porter of Indiana
The fellow was well connected, but
was of course, "a black sheep. His
mother, it is said, has become insane
since hearing of hts lynching.
THE Prince of Wales is being praised
for his good sense in attending the
! Paris exposition. Nonsense. The
, prince cares nothing about that. He
goes over there because he knows thai
Paris is the best place in Europe JUS
now in which to get on WhiZ.
JUDGE FIELD, of Kansas City, wht
said in court a day or two ago that q;
divorced woman is only safe from sus
picion when in a nunnery," is a rasl
imprudent man. Before many day
when the women have had thei
, innings, he will be sadder and wise
, man.
ONE man has turned up of whom
Kansas is ashamed. The Rev Mad
!, DEM who made an ass of himself q
!, Pittsburg the other day is the man
|. Everybody is asking, "who is hep A
= the place that owns him feels disgrace
> by his ridiculous break, it is ashame
! to speak up.
3 BRADFORD is home again from Penn
: sylvania. He says there was too muc
b. water in that state. People got dis
J. gusted with it. They find some relic
o and change in wine, beer and some
Q thing stronger. He is disguised tOC
that Tomlinson stays behind to enjoy
d victory over him and prohibition.
Il JOHN L. SULLIVAN is really nc
T trusting much in 1.-The help of God t
o lick Kilrain." He is taking too niue
4 pains to harden his muscles for that, H
o knows very well that if God were {
9 take any hand in the coming affair, b
i would probably knock their heads t.
gether and rid us of both of them.
q REPUBLICANS are beginning to roa
}. about the democratic scheme to gerry
q mander Montana so as to give tina
O party an advantage in the selection O
- legislators for that state. What non
= sense to kick about thing like that
y If republicans had won in the late cleo
; ton out there, they would now be dc
ing the gerrymandering act.
=. ANDREW CARNEGIE will give MI
Gladstone adinner June Is. He coul,
also give him, if he chose, a few point
= ers about protection, and how he, Mr.
Gladstone, was indebted to it for tn
!: dinner. There may be slight doub
after all as tOwhether such an appea
through his stomach would reach tn,
free trade heart Ofthe G. o. NJ.
AN AtchisOn lady recently attempt
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