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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28
EVERYTHING to Him who Waits.

London Pick-Me-Up: DR.. Lexicon
had returned from convivial party
where the bottle had circulated freely,
and was discovered by the junior dean
waiting patiently in a corner OF the
college quadrangle.
why don't you go to your room
and get to bed, doctor?" asked the
tunctionary.
ats all right, old fellow" replied
the learned tippler. 1.-The quad going
round n round, and I'm waiting till
my staircase comes along. Speeding
it every minute"
1t took the dean all he knew to ar
range a compromise, and persuade the
fellow and tutor to go and meet the
stairway halfway.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28
good for Consumptives.

Scott's Emulsion Of Cod Liver OH with Hy.
pophosphltes, is most marvellous food and
medicine. 1t heals the irritation of the throat
and lungs, and gives flesh and strength quick
or than any other remedy known. 1t is very
palatable, having none of the disagreeable
taste of the crude oil.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

To the Edtor:-Plcase inform your readers that
have a positive remedy for Consumption. By its
timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. shall be glad to send two bot
Ties of my remedy FREE TO any of your readers who
have consumption If they will send me their Express
and p. o. Address. Respectfully, 4. A. SL0CUM,
Nj, c., ISL Pearl ST. N Y
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

When Baby was sick, we gave her castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
when she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

ssBrown's Bronchial TrOches.o are
widely known as an admirable remedy for
Bronchitis, Hoarseness, Coughs, and Throat
troubles, Sold onlY in bores
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

The White Caps might be made useful by
turning them loose on the office-seekers.
Can clipping be called body-snatching.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28
She Couldn't Explain It.

Angelina-Here's passage in
Browning's 1.-The Ring and the Book
that l can't make the least thing Of.
Perhaps you might
Sophronia-Don't ask me; couldn't
explain it. You seem to forget that
I'm the president of Browning club.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

Postage stamps know their places when they
have been licked once.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

Music is a refner, says writer, We have
noticed that successful vocalists are always
| high-toned.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

II is amusing to see people with their faces
drawn as II they had swallowed feather and
1t was tickling their lungs and they would be
happy IL they could only sneezc Nor there 10
no need Of making faces A bottle of DR..
into smile.
"Kings are like stars, they RI and set"
They have headache, cuts, and lrts IKE
meaner men, and are just as sure cal iof
Salvation on.
j. II. Haverly Is in California. He Is think.
ing of going to Australia.
Miniature crotch sticks Of gold, with frosted
handles, are quite the thing for shawl pins.
Dinner gowns for wear during Lent have no
trains, the short skirt resting on the floor.
The prevailing euler is the ragman.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

If a hennery is pen for hens, Is chicory a
pen for chickens.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

DrIn applying 10 any Of the above advsr
tlsers, do net forget to say that yeu saw the
sdyertissner. In this paper.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

DR.. Pierces Pellets, or Antibilious GranuleG|
Laxative or Cathartic, according to size of dose
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

Wilson Barrett will open his American tou
In Boston October IA.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28

applicant makes for the door. }
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28
NG WhizziN

School girls are always looking for raiq
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-03-28
MIRACULOUS RESTORATION

That dainty lady tripping by.
How light her step, how bright her eye,
How fresh her cheek with healthful glow,
Like roses that in Maytime blow
And yet few weeks have passed away
Since she was fading, day by day.
The doctors skill could naught avail;
Weaker she grew, and thin and pale.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
STRA WBERRIES AND COAL
ASHES

At tue New York Experimental
Station, three year, ago, bed of
Sharpless Strawberries was planted
out and heavily mulched with coal
ashes. The object wss to see II this
material would not act beneficially
in keeping down weeds. According
to Prof. K. COTS report on the came,
IT has done this in marked degree.
but this Is not all. The yield from
The plants has been more abundant
than from another bod Of the same
variety that has received excellent
culture of the ordinary kind. The
plants have been almost entirely
free from blight, though the Sharp.
less blights badly here when grown
In the ordinary way. The bed has
received no culture since the mulch 4
ing, except to remove the weeds thai,
we're strong enough to grow through
the three inches CT coal asheg
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10

A Boy GROWN ur.-Youug beos
pie very rarely realize. when criticis-
ing their elders, that the traits OF
habit which seem to them obnoxious
were formed In early life. IF their
manners are rude. u they lack tact,
II they are are not welt.informsd, it
Is because they have not made use OF
their opportunities. Manners are
the truest indication or character. A
discourteous person is both careless
and seltieh. for the best Of manuers
are but the expression OF the golden
rule they are the carte Of introduc.
tion to strangers. A friend can intros
duce you to good society. but be can.
not keep you there that depends upon
yourself. A boy Of kindly nature Is
rarely rude. A bay Of selfish nature
is polite only whom hts own tiesires
are not interfered with. Every man
is the result Of his own hoyhood and
youth. IL he has read good books.
kept himself informed on passing e.
vents. he becomes what tue world
terms well.informed, intelligent
man. II he has wasted his time in
trifling conversation, read only sens
sational books aud papers. neglected
to develop the talent which he surely
possesses, he becomes s superficial,
tiresome, If not q wicked, man.
as q boy, he has not cultivated the
graces and amenities of life. he can
not expect 10 become that most de-
lightful Of men-a polished gcntles
man. II - boy he has not studied
to avoid collisions with those about
him, has not recognized the rights OF
others, has not cultivated q desire to
lead men to higher motives, to give
to others the benefit OF his own OPP
portunitics, he becomes that most
unfortunate person, a tactless man
nuisance wherever people are
brought together. One Of the les-
sons every boy can learn is to watch
those men who arouse adverse criti.
cism, and carefully avoid their hab =
its both OF mind and body. RENEE
Der the old adage, 10y others faults
correct your own.'-Christian Sci.n-
| Gst.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
Worth Knowing

Mr.. w. n. Morgan, merchant. Lake Oftv.
Fla. was taken with Q severe Cold, attend.
cd with distressing rough aas ,unnIng
Into Consumption in its first stages. he
triec many so called popular cough reme-
dies and steadily grew worse. Was reduced
in flesh, had difficulty 10 breathing and was
unable to sleep Finally tried DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption and found
immediate relief. and after using about
hal 1 dozen bottles found himself well and
has had no return Of the disease No othsr
remedy can show SO grand record Of cures,
as DR.. Kings New Discovery for Cousump.
ton. Guaranteed to do Just what Is claim. .
Cd for it.-Triai bottle free at r. l.. Vans
Devan tsrs Drug Store
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10

BE KIND To THE LIVING. 1t is an
odd thing that no sooner has death
claimed our friends for his own than
We begin to say and DO a multitude
of things Of little use at all then in
comparison to that which they might
have been had they come in advance
OF death. Then out Of hand we flocx
to the house with offers OF assistance
and p:offers of friendship; we rob
cur gardens anil our lighthouses and
send cut flowers In profusion, aud
funeral wreaths and crosses anil pill
lows and anchors and stars to en-
cumbrance. and do all we can, though
late, to hide and disguise and sweet.
en- fate. But IL We had hocked
to the house while the dead could
have been aware OF ithow much pleas.
ure and excitement and relief from
monotonous or lonesome hours our
sick friends might have enjoyed
when all was tirssome round of day
and night and medicine and solitude
when bunch of flowers brought in
would have brought light TO the dull
eyes of joy both over the gift and the
receiver, joy which no broken COL
umns Of tuberoses aud ivies, costing
small fortunes, can bring to the eyes
Of the deadl Even could we not
have been admitted to the sick-room
itself, VIC could have brought there
the murmur Of the outside world by
the mere knowledge given to the pa
tient that we were within tue gates,
some break, some cheer, some good.
Then, too, how profuse we are with
good words after the ears are stopped
with dust. We do not hesitate then
to say all that is true or even more
than is true in praise of the departed.
II is as II we had suddenly discovered
in the sand a jewel fit for kings to
wear; we make on outcry and hold il
up to the light and turn IL this way
and that and cxclaim and marvel
and admire and call on others 10
do likewise. There is nothing TO say
about this person now that the place
once filed is vacant. But If we had
said tenth OF 1T all when it might
have been heard by the living per-
son, Of how much more worth it had
been! What joy and satisfaction IL
might have given The subject IF
IL all might have felt as il satisfied TO
leave life with such appr, c alton.
But 10 was not spoken, and life went
on without it; and now we regret it
and do the same thing over with The
next frieDd.-HaTper's Baz a0r.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
Are we to Have Another War {?

Some political prophets aver tba, we
shall he that a. II may, the battle wsQed
by medical science against disease will never
eease uutil we arrive at that utopisn epoch
when the human family shall seese 10 he
aniicted With bodily ailments One Of the
moet potent weapons which the arnorV Of
medicine furnishes, is Hoststter's Stomach
Bitters, which is Of special utility as a family
remedy, a. Il is adapted 10 the immediate re-.
liet and ultimate cure Of those disorders OF
the stomach liver and bowels which are Of
commons occurrence Indigestion, bill.
iousnesss and constipation are iuseparable
companions, sud these ailments. arc com
pletely Grad icated by the Biitefs. But the
remedial scope OF this superlauvely wholeg
some and genial medi cine takes ia also DER
vous ailments, rheumatism and kidney
trou bles is action In these, az IN the other
eo'2pl ANTS, being characterized BY me.
suaied tborou ghues3 Isa. 4--fv.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
THE BUSH LIMA BEAN

Peter b. Mead says OF the bush
lima bean that 1t grows exactly like
the ordinary bush bean, and that it
will 6nd place In thousands Of
gardens where the old climbing bean
is unknown as few will go to tue ex-
pense and trouble Of providing and
sticking poles. The beans are the
sizes Of the sieya or small lima.
The bushes grow Is inches high ami
produce continuous crop from time
OF first bearing until frost.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10

William Osborn. or Knott couoty.
n.y.. has . romantic history. He has
killed MY men. When the war broke
out he enlisted In the Southern army
and fought in Kentucky. Virginia ami
Tennessee under Gen. Marshall. In
1862 what vas known as the couiis.
cation law was passed. IL gave bad
men . chance to perpetuaie outraRes
undar the semblauce Of Law. Osboru's
father lived at this tine 10 Wolf com.
ty. One day he vas blowing In the
field when crowd OF sixteen OF his
neighbors galloped up, riddled him
with bullets simply because he Was
rebel sympa.h izer, burned his house
and drove off his stock. Bill Was
with Marshall In Eastern Kentucky
when news of the outrage reached
him. He summoned q few of his
friends about him. mounted his horse
and never stepped riding Till be reach.
ed tue ruins Of his old home. Over
the charred embers of that home ho
sworo an oath Of vengeance to make
the killing Of his fathers murderers
his life.work. He learned their iden.
tity tr' m his mother and hIs neigh.
bors. The murderers, after their
dastardly crime, had set out for nj.
Sterling to join the Union army. Bill
and his men set out at once in no,
pursuit. He over ook seven OF the
men while they we're encamped be.
tween the outer and eecond lines of
pickets OF the Union army. He ran
them of into the hills by night, and
the next morning he stood them in q
row and with his own hand shot them
down. Afterwards he ate az hearty
breakfas. as b, ever ate in his l:fe.
Soon after this he captured three
more OF the men at West Liberty, ia
Morgan county, and killed them. He
visited vengeance on the rest from
time to time. He killed q man MANS
ed Cost. in Wolf county, while he
was blowing in the field. After
shooting him ho took the dead mans
hat and carried Il to his home, gave
1t to his wife and told her he had
killed her husband, and that he was
sorry to have had TO do it, but his
oath had forced him to it. He fol.
lowed two men to Missouri and killed
them there. or the sixteen men who
murdered his father be has killed
fourteen. Two are still living. One
of these has bullet. hole through
his ear. which was made by Bills re-
volver, and the other is in an insane
asylum. Bills fiftieth man he kille
few years ago in a personal quar-
rel.-Louisvi1ie (Ky.) Post.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10

A thoughtfal child living near AL.
oAny Vas recently given perniss:on
to hold . party Cor. some Of her
friends. and enjoyed the decades
With extraordinary sest. AZ iss cloeo
she vent 70 the place who're che kent
her little savinss bank, and taking &
70 her mother. With = bsamina fsce.
said: 'Mamms, I have had such :
very, very delightful time and enjoy.
Cd ~y party 90 much that I want you
TO take twenty-five cents out Of nv
bank and give 1t to tho m!s. ionary
fund.-
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
Reuews Her Youtbl

Mrs Phobs Chesley, PeersonAclav o.
Iowa, tells he following remarH bls ssory.
TOE ruin OF which Is vOuched BIZ the "a.
resldentot the tows 81 an n years old
have oetni tFonbled With kidnN complaiat
eao iameneeo foF many ycars. could nos
eses myself without help Eos am fseo
ron Az pain. and soreDes, ard am able 10
=. 90 I 10y Wy ows hsousework. o~e my ;hsnks
yoeto, aud removed completely Eli disease
900 patio Try n bottle. 80 rr4 IN ~
U Van u.ranla--a rlr-.. L.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10

Haper's Weekly truly says: mo
Democrat for half century has done
so much TO redeem the Democratic
name aud fortune as Grover Cleve (.
land and he retires With the cordial
respect of vast body Of his country.
men for his patriotic purpose, bis
integrity and his coursge'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
WANTED "a sg@ssa /?

STOCK. Al! Goods Warranted FIRST
GLASS. Permanent, pleasant profitable
positions Tor the right men. Good salaries
and expenses paid weekly. Liberal induce
menb TO beginners. No previous expey =.
ence necessary. Ont6t free. Write for
terms, giving age. >"
CHARLES n CHASE, Nurserymau.
a. Rochester, ~ Y.
- Mention this Paper.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10

Here Is a good cure for bee kinQ:
Take equal parts Of soda and vkegar
ADD rub it on the place stung IwhiIe
the stun Is fomenting. IL VI give
relief Immediately.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
ELWOoD HoUsER

-DEAbkK IN
STATIONERY, Cigars. Tobacco Novels. Maya
zines, &c, &c
Maiu ST, Rcmnsy. " Va.
SUBSCRIPTIONS received for any paper
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10

When setting the hens sprink
flour Of sulphur in the nest 10 k1p
down The lice. One OF our NY
readers says this is good but|o-
baccO is better.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
8 Al e S M e N

wanted for our complete liue of NuRsyRv
STOCK All new, choice and Fasr.sKtLtNo
SFEclALuEs. can furnish PAYING POSI-
TONS TO workers My large experience in
ibe business enables me 70 Offer special ad +.
yaniaRcs 20 beginners CAN MAKE A
SUCCESSFUL SALESMAN Of any one who
Will follow my instruction Permanent EN-
pIoymen'. Wages psid each week. Outfit
rec Apply At once, and secure choice Of
territory.
EDWARD p. SMELL.
'uggseryman, Rochester. ". Y.
Feb. b--l3 times
MENTION THIS PAPER
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10

ing no minister. no guests, and an in
crease Of rain. He would have been
thoroughly mad 1t the useless ex-
pense for that one evening, but for
the richness OF the joke upon his wife.
Mrs. Angelica's Sister Ruth was at
the cotton wedding with present of
some rolls Of cotton batting.
Here. sister. che said, as che laush !.
insly brought in the feecy armiul,
here you have the genuine stuff, unal-
loysd, unsdulterated - enough for q
comfortable-and With 1t my warmest
congratulations. as we'll as nv wishes
that you may see many returns OF this
pleasing anniversary
Were there no other guests Pho
other presentsp
Yes; one.
One solitary, sad-visaged. dry
goods clerk. on q starving salary,
came late. bringing o yard OF calico
Tor an apron and spool of thread to
make 1t up with. inSardly hoping be
was not too late to miss the supper.
Mrs. Angelica Skittle is thoroughly
Disguised with all sham weddings,
She solemnly declares she will never
have another, unless It be q silver
twenty .ive," or gold. ffty.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10


baltimore 4 a M Green Spring
=, 80; M Cumberland 10 20 a N
NO 65 Hat all stations, leaves
baito "a 80 m, Green Spring
3 O6 p m, Cumberland 2 AZ n m
EAST BOUND PASSENGER rRAIsa
Train No leaves Cumberland l4I
m, Green Spring % a IN. ar
TiVes in Baltimore 7 ao -,
lrain No 2, leaves Cumberland
90 m, Green Spring 10 l2a
Train M n'fa'e SIN IN Baltimore 2 IS p m
20 m, Green Spring 5 "A pm,
arrives at Baltimore at 10 az y,
Train No. sc leaves Cumberland "
40 m, Green Spring 8 IOa
m, arrives at Baltimore at M , ~
Train No. 3S leaves Cumberland
m, Green Spring, 227 pm.
"'''''S AZ baltimore at 80 p IN
JOHN GO.DSBORO Ac.n,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
THEINTELLlGENCEn
FRIDAY. NAY 10, 1859.


The Heroes Who Died.
Oae If Father Ryan's Touching Com,
positions.
Do We weep for the heroes who died for NJ,
Who living were true and tried for us,
And dying sleep side BY side for rs;
The Asriyr-bsnd
That hallowed our land
With the blood they shed ia tide for sl
Alb ! fearless on many q day fos On.
They stood 10 the front Of The fray for Us,
Aud held the soemsn at bay for US;
And tears should fall
For'er otr all
Who fell ia their wearing the Grey for rs.
How many a glorious name for us,s
How many a story of tame for Us
They left: Would IL not be blame for us
II their memories part
From our land and heart,
And wrong 10 them, aud q shame to us
No, no, no, they we're btave for us.
And bright were the lives they gave for N
The land they shrugged u save for Us
Will not forget
LIS warriors yet
Who sleep in SO many grave for us.
On many and many plain for Us
Their blood poured down oil in vain for us
Red. rich and pure. like rain for US
They bled-we weep,
We live-tbey sleep.
''All lest" the only refraih for Us.
But their memories e'er shall remain for Us
And their names, bright names without stall
for us =.
The glory they won shall not wane for us.
In legend and lay
Our heroes in Grey
Shall forever live over again for US.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
n o 1 l G T.

BY READING CAREFULLY
That
nave large assortment oF TOYS for
we Holidays, such rs Dolls. Wagons.
Dishes, Vases, and oil kinds of TOYS
Also Candies, Fruits, Cigars and To.
bacc"s. OF bottom prices. Call and see
me before going elsewhere. a, No As
Baltimore St.. Cumberland. MD.
j. Il. CARSON.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-10
south Bra ch RafIrOad
TINE TABLE,

,ws: - 'oi'
, 1889-12-21

Charles Edouard Brown Sequard,
the physician who has suddenly
stepped into fame as the discoverer Of
the elixir which bears his name, was a
man widely known and respected in
his profession long before he put the
browning touch TO his reputation. The
son of an American sea captain and a
French mother, he was born in the ISL
and of Mauritius in 1918. In 1888 he
went to Paris for his medical educa-
ton, and while there added his moth
er's name to the one inherited from
his Philadelphia father. He made n
speciality of nervous diseases, lectured
for many years both in New York and
Paris, and before he reached middle
age was accepted as one Of the most
enlightened neurologists of his time.
His discoveries in regard TO the
system have become histori-
cal. He created the physiology of the
sensory tract of the spinal cord, and
confirmed Belingeri's theory of the ac-
ton of the spinal cord in conveying
sensations to the brain. He made
many famous experiments with the
TRANSMISSION of blood, once reviving
dead dog with the blood of a human
animal, and keepi' 2 him alive for
twelve hours. He has confined him
self to no subject, however, but has
explored all fields. His location has
been about as varied as his labor and
his thought.-Current Literature.