Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-05-04
NOTES AND NOTIONS,
Many Matters of nluch and Little Memcnt
Tnrsolr Tennfrh


AND now they say that famous bail was a
low exhibition.
1T is sad that the enthusiasm of youth must
be frozen by the chill of experience.
THE girl who threw herself into the balance
had probably weighed her mind before hand.
THE people on Webster avenue complain Of
the dangerous blasting of Contractor Holmes.
SENATOR PAYNE wants to grow old grace
fully" His downward path is certainly oiled
HEREDrTY, of course, can't be disputed, but
1t is made to answer for great many voluntary
sins.
AS there is absolutely nothing new, it is no
wonder memory is SO often mistaken for origin
ality.
AFFAIR Field and no favor is what the boys
ask, but Kate says she prefers the field to her
self
The sickly green stamp continues to give
every man the dyspepsia who has courage TO
lick it.
A BEAM fell on Albert Ferguson's leg and
broke it, at Moorhead & McCleane's mill yes
terday.
PATRIor.-Yes, you will always find the
American flag over some hotel in every city in
all Europe.
CARROLL KLINE, a Panhandle brakeman,
had his hand crushed coupling cars yesterday
at Ingram station.
II. W, MOORE. of Kansas, will address an
amendment meeting tomorrow afternoon in
the Moorhead building.
JOHN KRUsA will have hearing Tuesday on
the charge of stealing a wagon valued at $50
from Thomas Gillespie.
Mrs. WHEELING, the Philadelphia murder
ess, doesn't want to be respited. Anything to
get out Of Philadelphia.
A STEAM pipe broke in the Lucy Furnace
T,H,z a1ry
He is not expected to live.
WHEN Brick Pomeroy boasted, "Thank God
have no friends" he meant he had nothing,
absolutely nothing, to lose.
THE Junta Club will hold its third annual
banquet in the Dueuesne, May IA Elaborate
preparations are being made.
KUHN & DoNNELLY are the contractors for
q six-room brick houses to be erected on Penn
avenue, in the Nineteenth ward.
HIS landlady keeps a watch dog and poor
Blinks doesn't need to go to the seashore to
hear the moan of the tied at night
HARRISON is taking quinine regularly, and
Wanamaker will take fit soon If he doesn't
learn soon who is taking the whisky
ROGER O'MARA arrested Mrs. HannahTay-
Ior, resident of Mt. Washington, on a charge
of shoplifting preferred by Fleishmans'.
JAKE KILRAIN says he is welded to the belt.
divorce from the one John L. presents him.
HARRISON continues to grow SO much ''thin-
ner than usual" that pretty soon nobody will
be able to see him on account of the man be-
hind him.
MRS. MARY ALLEN, of Clay alley, dropped
dead last evening. She had been washing all
day, and was hanging up the clothes when
death came.
A BUTCHERS wagon ran into James Lewis
buggy near Atwood street, Southside, last
night, throwing Mr.. Lewis out and wrecklng
the vehicle.
ENGLAND is worried over the admission of
the new States Columbia is doing very well,
however, and the kids are sucking in healthy,
vealy delight.
MAGISTRATE BRoKAw sent John Timothy
to prison yesterday for hearing. Last Satur-
day he was accused of beating his wife insensi-
BILE with club.
AT the meeting of the Allegheny Fire Com.
mittee last evening the Controller was author
lied to advertise for bids for furnishing vitriol
20 the department.
THE One Hundred and Second Regimental
Association will meet in City Hall this evening
to make arrangements for the dedication of the
Gettysburg monument.
THE big English engine, Dreadnaught took
Z.
last night. The locomotive will be tried on all
the divisions of the road.
CAMP No. i, o. V. L., will attend the funeral
services of w: g. Miller, late Adjutant Sixty
first PENNSYLVANIA Volunteers this afternoon
at the First NJ. P. Church.
The first bulletin issued by the Agricultural
Department is that thermometer bulbs should
be planted deep so the stem can't raise too
high during the heated period.
TENNESSEE claims to raise the prettiest girls,
the fastest horses, and the best whisky in the
Union. The thing of course is to win the first,
lose the second, and swallow the third
OF course. it's all mistake that wanamaker
knew of that job lot arrangement of his part
ners, but it's strange these mistakes aren't
found out before they are perpetrated.
HENRY DUTHIEL, accompanied by two
black eyes, charged Charles Shredder, of the
Shredder Hotel, Allegheny, with assault and
battery, and MIR. s. was held in $500 bail.
UNCLE JERRY Ru. IS Jealous of the War
Department. He thin they have infringed
on his agricultural proviA in their manifesto
showing war ships how to sssm currents.
TWENTY Baltimore girls intend to travel
around the world, and each is to write one
chapter of a book The difficulty is that mar
riage will occur at the end of each chapter.
A CONDUCTOR on the Citizens line threw
bundle of F. W. Schrent's off car yesterday,
and when the latter demonstrated Schrent says
the conductor hit him in the face He had the
ticket puncher arrested.
A MEETING of the Allegheny Poor Board
was held yesterday afternoon, and Thomas
Kimberlain was awarded the contract for fur
nishing meat to the City Home for the next
quarter at SIS 40per 100 pounds.
COLONEL J. W. EcHoLs. the Georgian ora
tor and DR.. H. H. George, of Geneva College,
will address an amendment mass meeting in
the Fourth D. P. Church, Montgomery avenue
and Arch street, Allegheny, on Monday even
ing at 7:45 o'clock.
FOR April, Magistrate Gripp reports 465
arrests, McKenna 2S6, Brush liz, Brokaw ia,
and Hyndman 1856 with grand total of l,l57
and total of S., Al lS receipts in fines and
licenses issued. This is the highest month in
arrests and fines since the new charter