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A Certificate Of Intelligence.

From Terds SUfiHgs
Al say, who is that sckly looking dude over
there?
B-Tlat il young Vanderclam; he belongs to
one of the oldest Knickerbocker families of New
York.
Ale looks as if he belonged in an asylum
for the feeble minded.
B-You are very much mistaken. He is not as
big fool AZ nc looks. The other day he was re-
jrctcd as iulyman.
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obliRe him will never mention Minnie Palmer q
name in print. This Is positively his latest.

The programme for the special performance at
the Madison Square Theatre next Friday after
noon for the benefit of the Actors Fund will
" Les Prccieuses Ridiculrs;" Mr.. DAYS com
pany, including Miss Rchan, Mrs. Gilbert, Mr..
Lewis aud Mr. prew, in the third act Of " The
and NJ: Coqueliu and ASues Booth i'll Tho
Silent System lin English.
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IIron the Chicago Herald.
Jones-What does the doctor say is the mat
ter?
smithley lin bed>-Infiammstory rheumatism
in my legs.
Jones tholding up pair of the new balloon
style of trousers)-Did you wear these yester-
day
mo wonder you've got the rheumatism, with
trousers big enough to hold a cyclone"
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Robbed of n Romance,

[Fvom the Chicago Herald.
"What's the matter, Lily7 You look out Of
,orts."
II am I'm positively disgusted. Pa and ma
both like Charley, and think he's an excellent
i%Well. should think you would bo glad Of
"dlad OF III 1t Is perfectly stupid. wanted
an excuse to elope.
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The innovation in introducing a company Of
skilled acrobats at Hipp's Casino during tho
present week has met with much success. and
the Davenport Brothers, in their marvellous
feats Of balancing, are proving winning card
Lee sings better, perhaps, than in her younger
days, whom there was no better known singer on
the vaudeville stage. Minnie Schult il also ON
deck with new song. She also retains (which
IT, the Better Man 2" Garducr's clever song, for
which she wrote the music herself. 1t has a
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ing; There is another person who is anxious
to have evidence that will make me free
woman. Some one with plenty of money. l
will call on you again tomorrow morning.
Good evening""
- It's rum case" said Mr.. Ellerton to
his wife, as he explained to that good lady
the reason he was SO late home to dress, but
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Gaming Events.

The Iudy washingtons' annual reception,
Nilsson Hall, April "a.
Henry j. Schneider Associations annual ball,
SchultZe's Hall, April o.
The Caledonians, OF Newark, Va. Paterson
Rangers, football, Sandy Hill, Paterson, April o.
Municipal Council Irish National League
meeting, II West Twenty-eighth street, to-
night.
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In Of sick headache biliousness torpid liver,
dyspepsia and costiveness. DR.. c. McLANE's CELE-
DRAFTED LIVER PILLS fail to give relief-for both
sexes and all they compounded with regard to
even the most delicate constitution Sold by all drug
gists. Price 25 cents. Prepared only ~ Fleming
Bros Pittsburg, Pa Look out for imitation m ade
in St. Louis which is often pAlmed of spec
tators Insist upon having only the genuine
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A Som ror tbe Finb Di.,r,c,.

William Schwall, a member Of the Fifth As
sembly District Tammany Hall organization
was appointed recording clerk in the County
Clerks office to-day.
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Absolutely Free Of Charge.

This saving Of thousands of dollars to the poor.
to those upon whom the often excessive consulting fees
Of physicians are heavy burden. TdlAnAny the fees
charged by ycan together with the cost of having
prescriptions filed at druggists serious DRAIN
and II is not to he wondered at, therefore, that the
people crowd DR.. Greene's Office daily where they
know that the most eminent and skiful advice be
had without charge They know, furthermore. that
the sole cost II they deca take his remedies and be
cured of their diseases nly for the necessary medi-
oines
Dr. Greene in his treatment only harmless vege-
table remedies, many Of the curative powers of which
h. has himself discovered His remedies are made
from natures true medicines those ttrength-giviuE
and health restoring plants and herbs which Divine
Creator wondrousy provides for the relief and
of our human ills
The people know and understand that In adopting the
use Of DR. Greene's vegetable medicines they are not
filling their systems with poisonous and nurous drugs
They realize from trials at the hands Of ordinary
physicians, that poisonous drugs do not and cannot
cure and that patients often made by the
furious Aftereects Of suoh poisonous prescriptions
How different the people feel in regard to the harmless
vegetable remedies of Dr. Greene! They know from tho
very nature OF these mild but ecaoous medicines that
they do harm They know that children and
delicate invaids take them without fear Of the
slightest INJURIOUS effects and everybody 10 assured Of
their wonderful power in curing disease.
Indeed thu
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From Colorado.

PLArTEvrLLE. Weld County. COL. Oct 81. 1857.
FLEMING BROS
DEAR sIRs: consider DIR. @. MoLANE's CELH
DRAFTED LIVER PILLS to be splendid article bilious
ness, headache fever and debility. They
and tone the system perfectly. We have used them
our family for thirty years and recommend them
WIN. ID. Ross,
MARaARET Ross.
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Peddlers and unCrupuous
offering limitations which they claim to
w be Peaine, " the Pearine'
HH"91H It's faISe-they not, and besides
A~O w C~A - dangerous PEARLINE pedded
but sold by all good
Manufactured only by JAMES PYLE, New York
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James Madden, thirty-nine years old, was
found in the yard Of la West Twentieth street
at o'clock this morning, suffering from frac-
tured skull. He was removed to the New York
Hospital.
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A Small Settlement.

tFrom The burlington Free Prss'
Jones-How much Of a settlement did Robin
son make on his wife?
Smith-A very small one. Only one cottage
monument, believe,
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A Disappointed Husbaud.
Iron the Burlington Nse Pvss.l

IFVoH1 he BurTfngfon FFse FTstG
Citizen lat forist's)- Have you any plants with
bugs on them7
Florist-No, indeed! don't keep such things.
Citizen (dsappointed)-I was In hopes you
did. My wife never let's me smoke in the house
except when there are bugs on the plants.
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The Best of Credentials.

[Pron ne Jepsiers Weekly.l
Diamond Merchant Ito applicant for position)
What references have you, sir7
Applicant-The surgeons at Bellevue Hos
pital.
Merohant-What do they know of your quail
hcations for my line Of trade?
Appncant-lhey amputatea my iegs and sH-
can be unbuckled and locked in the safe during
business hours.
your duties.
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CHICKERING HALL.
MENTAL AND PHYSICAL CULTURE
Second OF tho Spring Course Of MnGnin-
Gently Illustrated Lectures by Dr.
Greene, the Eminent specialist In Nerve
and Chronic Diseases.

Tho famous specialist in the cure Of nervous and
chronic diseases, Or Greene, Of 35 West Fourteenth
street. New York. delivered lecture Of the highest in.
tcrcs MENTAL and Physical Culture in Chickering
Hall last evening before brilliant and desh tod au
dieuce
We unhcsitatinRy say that other physicsn Of tho
present day has treated large number Of patients
and effected in great proportion OF
DR. Greene Reference TO his library of book,
shows that over hundred thousand cases Of chronic
diseases have been under his professional In tbs
last low years Thcse figures large. hut they are
absolutely correct, as has been verified by and
the immcrsy of the numbers Of the sick treated and
cured only proves tho boundlcss popularity of Or.
Greene A. physican.
One Of tho doctors departures from the standard rue
of the medical fraternity is to give consultation aud Ad
vice to all
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Valuable Aid.

(Frops hs BvvItaotoA Noe Press.l
6mith-Jones, were you enlisted during tho
war;
JonOs-No; but my sympathies were.
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Some Critical Puns.

some Critical Puns.
[From the WasItn0tor Crito.l
Mr.. Harrison should have sent Rice 10 China,
Editors are being recognized officially. The
President is pious man. who doesn't propose
70 see the writeous forsaken.
Col Grant and Mr.. Lincoln will represent
their Fatherland abroad.
If any foreign authority attempts to impose
upon our editorial diplomats they will proceed
at once to raise club"
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In That Case the Truth VIII Do.

tFrom Harpev's Bosov.l
Mrs Brief who has been reading IN article on
sleep In health paper>-John, Is it best to lie
on the right side or the left
John "a lawyer)-If you are on the right side,
II usually isn't necessary to lie at all.
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SYNOPSIS OF CRAPTER I.

OF goes
hs
theory hmaer ior nor support
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Credentials Sumcient.

Credentials Sunicient.
fFfor he Nsto York Wsekv.l
New Yorker-Do the Upstairs Of Philadelphia
belong to the best society there2
Philadelphia Dame-The best societyi Bless
your innocent heart, Of course they dol Why,
many and many q moonlight night I've seen
their cats and Biddles cats bowling on the same
fence.
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Wanted II Back stewed.
tRron Lvs.l

Prestidigitateur-Ther sir; have taken
his out Of your stomaohl
Underfed Gentleman-Well, Boss, since yer
,rus so clever as ter take IL out, try II yer can't
put the rabbit back agin stewed.
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Mr.. Ellerton saw his interesting lady client
again, and, armed with the information she
gave him, set about his task. He found the
marriage of Louise Ernestine Leblanc and
Frederick Morrison duly registered, and he
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Equal TO tho Occasion.

Equal to tho Occasion.
tFroa, The Boston Courier.
Supersillyass-Yes, you may have my lead
pencil moment, but do not on any account put
IL to your lips.
Coolsharp-C Certainly not; I'm not SO foolish
once got sore lips before by doing that.
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CHAPTER ii.

PRIVATE DETECTIVE REMARKABLE ADVENTURE.
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A Fair Division of Labor.
[FTon TeraS SUtings.

Employer TO new clerk)-This package Of
money you've Just counted is two hve-dollar
bills short.
New Clerk-How do you knowi You said You
hadn't counted the money
said that to test your honesty. Ihardly
know what to do about it. F"
" can help you ont; you take me into part.
nership, and I'll do the stealing for the firm and
you can do the lying and well make things
hum"
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Allowance for Errors.

Allowance for Errors.
[FFom the BurHRgton NSe PrsSsl
Tubbs-I fatter myself that honesty Is printed
on my face.
Grubbs- Well-er-yes, perhaps-with some
allowance for typographical errors.
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Perfect and Permanent Health

was restored. We have the poor. who had spent
their all in the vain effort find health cuIed by
wonderful medicines OF DIR. Greene at . trhnE
pense.
The sick and suffering csn therefore, take hope for
there is for all curAble The discouraged
and dsheartened most certainly take hope, for
their failure be cured is because they have yet
adopted the right treatment We would advise all
ferers any form of chronic disease
consult Dr. Greene without delay, and by placing them.
selves under his they be assured OF
ehcAl result.
We pleased TO say that all who desire to take Ad-
vantage Of free consultation with this eminent and skill
full physician can do personally or by letter at his
once, 35 West Fourteenth street New York. Rsmem-
ber that consultaton and advice in all Abso-
utely free the only charge in any being for the
necessary medicines TO effect His office hours
are from 8 O'Clock A. NJ to p. M. daily Sundays A. M
to IL NJ. DR.. Greene has issued book, " Facts
Worth Knowing which will be sent free by mail to any
address
This evening and Thursday evening at 2 O'Clock, in
Chickerng Hail. DIR Greene will deliver free private
lectures gentlemen only the " Science of Life +"
and the Philosophy of Manhood" These private lee
lures to gentemen OF the highest possible interest
being upon those great questions which OF the most
vital import men. These lectures will be
rntey illustrated by the sterenptcon. Admission
free and no should msa these powerful of Dr.
Grecnc's lectures This "Wednesday afternoon, at 3
O'Clock there will be free private lecture to ladies
only, profusely illustrated by the stereoptioon. All
ladies cordially nvite and there will doubtless bo
a large and Interested audience.
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Brooklyn, numbers among its members +. L.
Lambrecht the champion hammer thrower;
John Taylor. the clever all-round athlete; F.
and NJ. H. Cunning. - who can with ease lift the
75.pound dumb bell, - to use the language Of an
Cunning stops lifting heavyweight dumb bells
the better it will be for his health Lifting heavy
weights is not the way to get strong. But it's
good way to injure oneself.
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Wthor of the Lights o. LondOn, "Seraphnl Soap &c.
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John R. Rogers says that those who want to
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it's good one for me. expect the person
with plenty OF none Is a gentleman who
wants to marry her If She can get rid OF hus-
band No. l..
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It is more than probable that J. Dougherty, Of
Philadelphia, and w. Clark. of Brooklyn who
fought such a game fight last Sunday, will be
matched again shortly. The ending Of the re-
cent fight, it will be remembered, was very un-
satisfactory. Clark winning on q foul.
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IT WEAKENS THE PHYSIQUE.
OARsMEN NOT PERMITTED TO ENGAGE IN
TUGS-OF-wAR.

Jack Dempsey's "Guyins" ProclIvities-
McAuline's Reply to DaIy's Challenge
Medal Winners of the Star Athletic Club
The Wynnoke Boat Club VIII Partici-
pate In the Inauguration Ceremonies
Columbia College Boys Practising,
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Maj. Sidney Herbert. a well-known
journalist in agricultural circles, writes
April IS, 1889: Some five years ago wrote
a letter stating that Swift's Specific had
cured me of severe rheumatism. Since
that time l have had no return of the rheu-
matte troubles, although frequently ex-
posed to the influences that produced former
attacks. Several of my friends had a sim
liar experience, and are firm IN their con-
victlon that S. S. S. brought permanent
cure. The searching power of this medi-
cine is shown i'll the fact that it developed
a scrotulous faint that was conspicuous in
my blood over thirty years ago, and has re-
moved the last trace of it. / have also
tested S. s. S. as tonic after a severe at
tack OF malarial fever, which kept me in
bed fer three months, and am convinced
that its curative and Strengthening proper
ties insured my recovery from that illness,
as was in very loRtG9gdition of health.
SIDNEY HERBEBT, Atlanta, Ga.
Treatise on Blood AID skin Diseases
mailed free ON g "-
The SWIFT SPEcIBIGCA, Drawer 8, At
lanta, Ga.
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Please UornEt

For moment suppose we hrefooling when
we say we are selling out; it is as sure as
you live. The senior member of the firm,
after an active partners1iP-of thirty years,
retlres, thus necessitatlng che closing out in
order to settle up. w Aas better evidence
do you want than your own eyesg We
offer you a suit for SIS that is worth 1872 of
any mans money. O,tf0 $i5 suits are as
good iii not better than any SIS suit you
can buy anywhere. we offer YOU our SIS
suits for $40. Hats, SHIRTS, and everything
in our line is offered at reduced price
Remember, that it is not now question of
profit the goods have to be sold regardless
of cost. THE Famous" IA Congress
street, northeast corner Whitaker, Savan-
nah Ga
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HAoY FOR THE SUPREME BENCH

umop That he Is to Go Higher and
no be Succeeded by Thomas.
a''''g'on Disoatch in Neso York Herald
one Of the runors to-day is that Secretary
acy VIII begiven the vacancy in the sn-
n s4i' courtoench caused by the death of
80 e5''o' mathews. Secretary Tracy is q
80, alu9d lawyer, and while fully satisfied
i We l1VaL portfolio would relipouisb
IL d menenti if there existed cbanca g.
~ aIis eSs Justiceship. Inquiry amone,
storv [ ~ sS 5 today could not confirm the
,kenorsG,, a. a. 4dhllgted that the rumor was
re- 10y Tracy has made himsalf q
lItrct rto, ,tte with the navy people by his
stnd doocr '!'ioh 70 the needs of the service
3uldir 80 ''I in MS power to expedite the
ID is f. H. ~ Vi an efficient feet. of vessels
a Bic via N, rr reason that all the navy neo~
zfumorwas ' ,'nH L conversed hoped that the
bable ,ooa|4NSlS, Wh3 is mentioned 40 n nroh
Rhanc' l. SSH OF Tracy in the event of !,
#aini1 n ti' eii Versed in all matters no.
BE- ofbe ~ navy. He has been a yner,,-
*ime v,o ltGuSe naval committee ali The
aearyen III Al congress, a period covert =
zHubmgi19y, T Tln He is the designer of the g
q be Gilt any ,nS9 etor authorized BY congress- Te
ri SIX 000 M ,l LOT which an appropriation
ztrgedor tba va" ~S made. Mr.. Thomas was
ast the ant pace very strongly in March,
zeonti.ent lure ~ Limos delegation and a
tOunt. Vi republicans all over ~ the
the CRIT is s"a ~ New York has a member Of
6Ohio r NAM not considered an obsta l oA
zpnemFs nj y ears had not oniv 49, tTo
guar Of I osat tne chief justices6ip for for
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BARGAINS AT sILVA's.

Spring Clearing Sale OF Surplus Stock,
ODD Lots, Remnants and Slightly
imperfect Goods at Less Than Cost
to Make Room for New Importations.
A large lot of lamps very cheap.
Special prices on dinner sets, tea sets,
chamber sets and fancy articles.
A splendid opportunity to secure bar
gains.
Am opening spring stock of fly fans,
water coolers, ice cream freezers, wire dish
covers. and other summer goods. which
will be sold at low figures.
A large lot of lunch. market and other
baskets.
All this and much more at SILvA's,
40 Broughton street.
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MEDICAL.
HEADACHE.

7 was for many years a
perfect martyr to Headache
and Dyspepsia, and some
times thought it would kill
me. After trying many
remedies, and finding them
Of no account, ] concluded
10 try Simmons Liver Regu-
lator, and l am now and
have been for fifteen years
a stranger to a headache.
/ can recommend the Regu-
lator, for it is no humbug."
B. l. DoDD, Putnam Co.,
Ga. ....." Ihayes suffered for
five years with the Sick
Headache, and find it is the
only thing that will give me
relief. W. J. ALsrON, Ar
kadeIphia, Ark. Il use
Simmons Liver Regulator
when troubled with Head
ache. 1t produces a favor
able result without hinder
ing my pursuits in business.
l regard it as a ready pre-
scription for Disordered
Liver. W. W. WILMER,
Des Moines, Iowa.
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APPEL & SCHAUL'S
One Price CIOthierS,
1873 CONGRESS ST.
PETITION FOR INCORPORATION.

| PETITION FOR INCORPORATION.
| GTATE OF GEORGIA, CHATHAM CoUNTY.-Tc
| ~ the Superior Court of said county
Petition of HENRY BLUM, DAVID DOUG
LAS, BRANTLEY A. DENMARK, of Savannah.
Ca RANDALL MORGAN. SA MUEL 7. BODINE
and ALEXANDER Q. HUMPHREYS, of Phila-
delphla, "a, shows that they have formed
themselves into an association and desire for
themselves, their associates and successors TO
be Incorporated under the name Of THE
MUTUAL ELECTRIC LIGHT COMPANY OF
SAVANNAH, GEORGIA.
That the objects and purposes of their asso-
cation are 70 carry on the business Of electric
Lightning and Of manufacturing and supplying
electric power for all purposes to which it may
be devoted and IN all ways in which 1t may be
utilized, and to this end to buy, own, construct
lease and operate electric works and machinery:
to Manufacture, sell and supply electric lights
and power TO counties, cities, towns, and 10 per.
sons ana corporations residing therein, and TO
own ana al In all such property, real and per-
sonal, TO make all such contracts and TO do all
such matters and things as are usual or incident
to the business Of supplying electric light and
power
That the capital stock to be used in said bust.
ness is the sum of fifty thousand (S5C 900 dol
lars. ten per cent Of which has been actually
paid in, and the balance of which IL to be paid
IN As called for by the Board of Directors but
they desire and ask Tor the right 10 increase
their said capital stock from time to time Just
as they may see proper to any amount in the
discretion N the Board of Directors not to ex-
Ntcu IN ul inc sum OF HVe hundred thousand
tSjO0O09 dollars, and of decreasing said in
creased capital similarly not below said original
SUN Of fifty thousand (55000O dollars
That the place of doing business and the prin
cpal Office Of said association is and will be in
Chatham county, in the state of Georgia. but
your petitioners desire and ask that the right
be conferred on said ASSOCIATION to have agencies
and offices and TO carry on said business at such
other places in and out Of the state of Georgia
as may be deemed proper and necessary for the
interest of said business
Your petitioners desire to be Incorporated
for the term Of twenty (20) years, with the
privilege of renewal at the end Of said term.
Wherefore your petitioners pray that they
their associates and Successors may be incor-
porated for the purposes aforesaid under the
said corporate nauie with the capital and for
the term aforesaid, and that they may have
conferred on them, their ASSOCIATES and SUCCESS
sors, all such rights, powers and privileges as
are usual or incident to such corporations
DENMARK, ADAMS & ADAMS,
Attorneys for Petitioners,
DHS cfEE
A true copy of the original on file andre
corded in the Clerk office Of the Superior CcIlrt
of Chatham county, Georgia, this July 10th,
1889. NJ f. 9H0IxN Azsy
Deputy Clerk S. e., CaG,,
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LEGAL NOTICES.

CTATE OF GEORGIA, CHATHAM cotvfR L
> Notice is hereby given to all persots having
late Of Chatham county. deceased, TO pfesef7t
them TO me, properly made out within the
time prescribed by law, so as to ow tteir
character and amount; and all persons III
debted 30 said deceased are hereby requffe6
to make immediate payment to me t7o5
SAVANNAH, June IS 1859. aSn,i
WALTER p. LAROCHE,, ~
Executor of the last viii and testament of
Lodoiska q. Richards, deceased.
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AT the Harnett House, Savannah, Ca,
you get all the comforts of the high-priced
hotels, and save from 81 to 81 per day.
Journal,
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SUMNER RESORTS.
SUWANEE SULPHUR SPRINGS


Suwanee County, Florida.
THE NEW SUMMER RESORT, situated in
4 the high and dry section of the state
one mile from Suwanee Station on the Savan
nah, Florida and Western railway with horse
car to meet every train; no long drives in hacks
OF ten or twelve miles; easy Of access to all
parts of the state. 1t offers many induce
ments as a
> Z M M Err RESORT
not equaled by springs IN the north. Free from
malaria and fogs; perfect system OF water
works and drainage; not and cold water direct
from the Springs, IN every room, bath room 70
every cottage; steam launch and low boats on
the river; billiard rooms. bowling alley; GRO
quet, lawn tennis, dancing and roller skating
paYillions for pleasure of guests.
AS a RE MEDAL AGENT
it is well known for its wonderful cures Of Rheu-
matisn, Dyspepsia, Diseases Of the Liver Kid
neys, Blood and Skin. Resident Physician in
attendance.
Rates: Sl2:5o per week; special inducements
offered to families.
Excursion Tickets on sale from all points on
s., T. and W railway, Brunswick and Western
railroad, Florida Central ana Peninsula, Jack
sonville, Tampa and Key West and Florida
Southern systems. For further particulars. or
pamphlets containing testimonials, address
L. W. SCOVILLE, General Manager,
Suwanee Sulphur Springs Co., Suwanee, Fla.