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Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
WANT ADVERTISEMENTS

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NNANTED-A go estiass-ln4 Direct
W eon Is. spafta. q. -
XNANTED-Three ales soeas msp. i -
W n fss. 70 Netk IL state. Il al eau1
VEL recon menaco end 49, H esSh. -
i i : "a "a s. He.lalss1s Buliaias- -
kkANIED--TWo men ss county maESgs IS t.
W ~erS ia state. Must have 80 "a easa-
salary ~ per moLth. Mast come well recon-
mSnasd C4l oA l. Z. Nilt~x. rooms l1 sEa
i. Hermitage Building -
N ANTED--8 good mrA ~ sell territory on
W sai4fs excellent chance Tor rlght parties
is1is Aenrof ST. t.. ms 81 AID s.. Porter BLOCK
tuTn 10 leiI :. he4e u stairs -
NrANTED-Rrlahle local aud trayelias
W saiesmeu positions permanent; special
Inducements how last selling sPeciaitless
don't delay; szlary from sgSIL browa Bros
A1rseisn NAle~so. IL
Statesmen wANTED-ro sell goods ~
- saiaV- goa ssiArS pnd. Write u Cen
ieGnlei n * Co. 1ineinail. a.. or Chicago. -
VANTED-Salesmeu. clerks book keepers
w bArtrnders. transfers, shipping CLERKS
iarm hands. once help and al others oug OF
llols arN and Thoroughly reliable system of
procuring situations Co-Operauye Employ
II D = 4
81 Porter block. Phone io-1
COOPERs WANTED-To keep away from
= Grand Rapids on account of lockout. Ly
order OF Cocpcrs' Union. NJ. TO- astf
KVANTED-MAN-To take the ageucy OF our
W safes, size 1nNl,Nls inches. weight $50
los: retail price SIS other sizes n proportion
A rare chance 10 create a permanent business
Al home ihcS- sales meet a demand never
before supplied by other s~te companies. a. Nc
i.re not governed Dy the sale Pool. Alpine
safe Co. Cincinnati. O. wed-sat
HELP NASTED-RExALE.
iii 49,, 1890 S'',1s
W work at lol Lagraye-st. g
GIRL wANTED-ro sew on fine Gus
u tom coats. Must he experienced.
Room los, Ledger Block, los Ottawa-st. -
XVANTED-A good chambermaid and din
w ins room siri al The Warwick" E5
WANTED-A smart. competent girl for gen
eral housework. Apply al o5 CaSs-st. -
WANTED-6irl for general housework Ap-
W ply at Ia Sheldon-st. n
IVANTED-fiye ladies 10 work in your own
w town or city. salary 50 10 Go per month
Nus come well recommended and have $40 In
tan. call on l.. +. Wilcox. rooms H. and j.
HerMiasc Building. -
WANTED-A good girl or woman for general
W housework. App at 45 Lasrave st. go
TANTED-Immediately good girl for gen
W eral houseworki Small family. 20 Ran
sOm-sl. 26
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. a competent cook.
W Apply after 6 p. N. 10 Mrs. Edward Lowe,
| rs Cherry-St. 275
| MRS. kAN'S school of Dress Cutting. II s
| VI DiVision-st. Cheapest quickest learned.
| and best tailor system in the world a.SO wool
! dresses ua0e Tor 500. rs
| \VANTED-A good girl for general house
w work; one who likes children. lS5 sum.
| mer-St. Z6
| XNANTED-25 general girls; cooks; 3 sec
W Ond girls; h dinlng-room girls. cham
/ bermaids; laundTesS; ! nursei sn'p girls;
| ! dressmaker; > dish washers; is canyaSSers
/ az once. 1924 Monroe ST.. Rooms 81 and -,
| Porter block turn 10 left AT head of stairs. rs
| WANTED-Good wages for a good girl at
W 10 MadisOn-ave. 30
| SITUATIONS WANTFn-FEwsLp
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
y his patrons-Boston Rscors

Ladies WHO value refined conlrlev
'-n n'lst use P-zzon = Pow fer-lt rT-
t1ces soft srt beautiful sSn.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

Al observing Eostonian recently saw
AZ noted sesshcre resort a iashing and
loguscious bride - uncertain azs. who
displayed A sod deal Of iewslrv. The
most roticaahia Of which vrs@ pair q
extremely wi Ia bracelets - PLAIN gold
A con~ersselon with her developed the
fact thai her husband vas a dentist vho
hai himself made the Bracelets fcr her
"a a birthday git. ard that they were
made entirely Of = large sccumulstiou
q zoid illir e unconsciorsIr ccrtxibused
~ his patrons Boston Record.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

kNk eAik Al A DAR6AlA- House and iot
4 - ciuari att. !. er sweet So. l4 "a .Aieia
aaaireE. u h JaIaeS. koOm III. Hawkins a
Pcrrys bulielns.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

/ Lh hE L~-t4< II taS Ftca>s@tUol tsc4s
l.s s1r citss Eas4 1otlsf eL4 1af1
~iI1 l~r2e sls4l4s. - fEs c4F.sef - e@sses-
asr. A4a lsate<St-. k12S4 - ms bAo.A
D Ace i4~1lrt a. NJ. lesetx biSek - 4. =.
Aufss4eE -
H0gsk - kENI- laQ1iTs 10 fs4asAls-sS.
kQk EENI-rhe house 1i6 ENst Fultsn-st.
A4s. ~ a. =, A.AfoS-SI-. - ~ - t~hl
a-A+--s-, = q buchanan. -
4 DESIRABLE new holse Ter rent. or for sac
= 90 H 0lttlk payments rec as c-ossts.
e-sief1 shG 1its ~atsf. sls ooF4tneI-sl. rs
N--4c "a - Haze ee.,as - tsl-As&lA-si- -
kVh kkAf-one hoase Is sle aad our ho-se
81 81. ootl CoA sVAteut a South hislslou-
stEoSt e~fs 49, o4e aO4sx aE 81 "a fscAAfG.
-s@t NArtt1 a. - lsascS @-Q lets lef saie
y e~s9 tcres AcTt1ger. ever Aatlo1al
cts baEk -
EStk hkAl-A ssaomenI II sl1 rooms. Il ghs
Fe+AtiAs tstscA, c>'r1cT Je4rt e4u A lies
sts one II nsr Ioon4s. -ls West fultVa-oi-.
aAfd asa seit Mater. and good cellar ore y
1iso stsfv il soo4 lSoatiou i0f sTvorfs o4sl-
Ar>A l444lIv II b. "a barnard. - AlieA-ss-.
corner Nt. Ncrncn-St &if
k'0k kENI-Ihe ArBOle House. VITA harm
attached. coTnef n. bFl4Eo Aad sualneT-
Sis, also IAe l4fAlture snd hxIurus ia the
house Ter sale after October lst Iusuir oA
tbs premises.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

L'0R SALE-Lot No. IS. ottawa Beach; this
Il lot il one of the first selection; IL is 10
Gated only short distance from the hotel and
hssa fne view ~ Lake Michigan. Address
Jas r. Hasxlns or ". b. Loveland. Grand
Rapids. Mica ls-sun
GREAT RAngATN-2to acre farm. frame
\ house. good orchard - acres improved
niles from Baldwin. fer sale cheap. Inquire
Taorarr Moicrrf A lsausor- VI
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

IA NAkEtA0F Aceasrs saauld pc issues s.a.u
IA tSneeUsls eitA 8 coNtf 49, ioi enc - eof
siisAA Aauscs oE ulosiAly l.4A liseAts lhclci~Es
- tiit seU4s cls1A NlA scAa ca Vtoi A. ~tl
slAos - All 0tllse 4ti.s LIos.. Stef Af~~4s.
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Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

t'ztf Ana sabuglsLl pToi'eIty Ia cAehAlik ief
= V4tAi~t efcIfsi ~ 0l4 cANhAhfv t.ltaAt
lots tuI residences aa@ assume t0vrtss-x
slew f@H>l. Ae4. Estate Aua LoaAe. rseil T
IaNcf hloek
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

keok SAlk-C "a tufts A4s onis oI.i ~ t1oss
cle&4lt nes resie=aess - s@rts~tr-. lefS.
tlFteA l..sias AF4S.s l0fA&ct. t.atls cic1l 70
eV-ls 1st AAc o5la ser e4th roeili. lsNAi erx,
SratrrEt Naik Ia .A2A. Ncli @ns tistcrl'
A. tSr $50 cash tiuc ~ months "a ssc.fts.
1llis DAcAA1Aas ~ sfhex. LoaS@lS hlock
Is
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

L,OR eALf-we1 bred Pointer Pups 81 y,
sr IaIrsve-sf.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

u ss.1 .s's ass sssss iai slas go = fsessl' ~ 80
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

W ladies preferred, to sell "Ritchies Uai-
yersal Silver Polish" II is not a silver
soap" paste" OF powder" but chemically
pure liquid silver polish. lt Is a favOr3te with
people who have silver ware and good seller.
For terms and particulars address G. L.
Ritchie. jeweler and manufacturer. Hopki rs
station. Mich. I4)tf
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
SITUATIONS wANTED-FEMALB.
SITUATIONS wANTED-MALE.
AGENTS-WANTED.

WANTED-Situationa as ianitor. or teamster.
W References given II desired. Address
"JanltOr' box S. this office. 2sZ
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

STS TO SO a month can be made working
gu for US. Agents preferred who can fur
nish horse and give their whole time 10 the
business. Spare moments may be proftably
employed also. 4 few vacancies IN towns and
cities. B. r. johnson i Co., 1903 Maj n-st.,
Richmond. Va. y. B.-Please state age and
business experience. Never mind about send
ing stamps for reply. b. +. J. 4 Co. Oct IA
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

k(ANTED-MAN-To take the agency Of our
W safes, size 2XloXls inches. weight SO
los. retail price SIS other sizes In proportion.
A rare chance 10 create a permanent business
Al home These sales Meet demand never
before supplied by other ste companies. As We
i.re not governed Dy the sale Pool. Alpine
safe Co, Cincinnati. q. wed-sat
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

HousA - kkNI-lassiEs - fsass-As'.s : =
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

fthlakIA2s,T ~ business, Ms. Bow
ser. ke rerls5. 80 he worse1 away
p g ye2 aeaL You are loeking the
rS-s iastezsl u l1oseu-ng then See here.
Pals3 e. tie ED q = raj ana un.oczed
IT, NJ PeHser Dsczad q, crossed his
bznds On the sal q hLs back Slc sad
Hrs B8wser. tAzt settles r. I Clearly
SEE yg1r ob .sct We VIII hsve 70 more
houss-clezaing this fan see what II would
le1d %. Bhen q VIE gets the iaeS that she
Knows more taan her kusosnd II IS tine 70
hoist tie Danger s.gReL 9Gst drop thlngs
right here. That .. araess yea have plsnEed
20 bring about tnIs very thing 70 force
legal separation
He dressed ar3 went CT downtown, aod
! have beeu cleaa.ng house ru 8 guarded
manner Ter the iast week. / thlnk he Knows
Il, Toe, bul lie pretends Ignorance a. the
best way out of the AFFAIR. l shall De AL
through IA The course Of couple Of DAYS
more and inside q q week expect 70 hear
Mr.. bowser Observes
Il W2s Just lo0king around and noticiEg
how clean and tidy every thing IS. IL WAS
agoOd thing suggested h0use-ciesning this
fall. and d9u't think anybody could nave
planned it better than did When We gei
ready 70 clean house In the spring I'll g..e
yea two OF three more valuable pointers"
Detroit Free Press.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

Some folks make whole weeks Job OF
house-cleaning simply because they don't
know how TO plan Mother and l used to
clean house in half an hour, and you know
how particular size is.'
After breakfast the cook came in and
said she was ready, and she likewise an
nounced that the two colored women were
IN waiting.
"Waiting for whatl" asked Mr.. Bowser.
s"To help US clean,n replied.
"Send them right homel Five Of US TO
clean housel Who ever heard of the likei
Do you want the neighbors TO think we
have been shoveling dirt into the house all
summerl I'll start those cOlored women
for home, and / don't want any help from
the cook. Let her attend to affairs in the
kitchen"
He went out and "startedn the two
women had had engaged for six weeks,
aud then returned with the announcement
that he was ready TO start in on the spare
bedroom, having already taken down the
curtains and removed the bedding.
"All right; I'll have It done in five min
utes I" he replied, as he spit on his hands.
"You clear out ard give me room 20 work.
Think / can give you and all other women
pointer on house-cieaning.
I went downstairs, aud IL want over
seven minutes before he called 10 ne:
"AH right Mrs. BOw3er; your room Is
cleaned Come up and show ne what TO
do next"
''What have you doner I asked. as
found him seated on the window-sill with
complaceut smile on his face.
"Cleaued the room. Every picture has
been taken down and busted, the bedstead
wiped OF. and have swept tho carpet.
Your three or four women would have been
two days accomplishing the same task I
have completed in less than ten minutes.
tell you, Mrs. Bowser, # il al Ia the plan
ming"
"But that bedstead must come down. Mr..
Bowser"
'sWhat forf"
because the carpet must como up,
Every thing must be moved out Of tho room
and The floor cleaned"
"Well. should nke 20 know what for
What's the matter with this room Just az it
isT'
"Dust. Mr. Bowser II blows aud va
can n't belp a. Moths get Ia now aud then.
II 80 don't Do cur work thoroughly wa
might "a well ist 20 80 entirely. Take tho
beisfead down first
"Ill take IL down, but / protest Irs al
hosh hunting ogg every spocx % dust No
eue else does H. Get out q tie wayi'
he made a grab f3r ihe springs snd lifted
them out. bat ln getting tfem clear or The
rail he tel over bao xsarts aud the springs
fsl upon him. He made use Il several vig.
orous exeisms.i1Hs. kcked cat in Al effort
r. deslol - fhfm ant - I assisted him %
Ct u 8 he roarf3
Il .o.d yoa that these things ought 20 b
lsft a.8uef Tie fooi who Invented them
never intended tbsy should be moved l
canned hin down after blt ara tEeh
ssksd hin % tasB down tae nedstead, lie
grabbed the faot-0osri aad gave pull
Then he grabbed tHs headsysrd esd s ave
wrench
"MF Eowser, dsa't Fsu know how % taaa
a beistsas apsrtl" / asked
"Don' ~ NsI II I don { 40 one eise does
Wa taxing beissesds spart cen Fesrs ne-
fore Faa were barui Y8a slEaFs have 90
losssn ths joints a slt New thea"
bat yoa don bear doWa ca tae rail-
VS. naast ice 20 - taz aaas-s
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

The Stckctee family includes NUM-
bor Of the most prominent H0landers
in Western Mich gan. The Grand
Rspids members Of It are showing Their
appreciation Of our delightful summer
resorts. Hon. George q. steketee bnut
a handsomecottare a. Nscatawa Park
tins summer. lis brother. Paul sieke-
to- rslrrhassd ict af tle Park 3 few
davs aeo. on which he VIII erect tasty
cofface uexf season Nr John >trke-
to-. he Collector. has iusi lrt the con-
tract 10 NJ q. >lcDk. ot ths city. fer
The erection Of q beautiful summer
cottage at Macstawa Park Grove
TToIlqn4 C,fe Nrrs.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

OF three kind friends IN Gyn who had
known her when she WAS child, and they
iel her wash their clothes Tor them, 50 thai
IA this way she could earn = small sum Tor
food aud rent.
Jess Was fond Of her new home their last
house has been In = street but TINS one
was al the end II lsne. and had piece Of
ground al the back. where Mrs Nairn could
dry tne clothes IL wls shut IA on The left
side by d req bricl. wall, ana on the right
side there was hedge. IL was rare plsoe
for birds and birds nests, aud now that
spring had come round Jess could have
shown you wee nest in one small tree,
made Of soft green moss.
Il was a.svr rs nest aud she could have
told you = strange tale Of how one day,
when she le2nt on the gate which LED 70 tue
next neld, she saw Eve wrens, one big one
ana four small ones; tie Dig one sat IA
front OF the young ones and sang a short
song; then one Of the young birds tried 10
DO tue same, II sang few notes Quite right,
then its voice broke and Il lost the tune.
Then the OLD bird sang the song from where
the young one left OF, and then IL tried %
sing II once more; aud this went on lots Of
times. day by day, till al tue BIRDS could
sing the song quite well
All through the cold days when the snow
was on tho ground Jess had fed the birds
till they grew SO tame that they would SIT
Cn the trees 10 watch for her. and when
she threw down the crumbs she had for
them they would fly down close 20 her feet
at once 10 pick them all up.
But jess do,l. Grace Rose, was rot pat
by for Jess new friends, the birds. She
had had her for a long time, and all the
clothes she wore Jess had made with her
own hands. Now and then she would wash
them all through and hang them up on the
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07
AT The RURAL Posr-oFFlce.
hrs. Hayssed Collects the hail for the
Entire NeighborEOOd.

Mrs. Hayssed Collects the siail for the
Entiro NeighborhoOd.
Mrs. Hayseed-Any letters for any Of our
folks to-day.
Postmaster dunno. I'll see.
''There'd ought 10 be one from our dartef
Mandy that lives out ia Kansas. We amt
heerd for most month and she writes
reg lar ev'ry three weeks, and II she amt
since her husband"
''No letter today"
"Haintl That's queer. Did you look
goods"
"Yes'm.p
"Aint any for Melissy Ann Shirk, is
there's She came out as druv by and want
ed ne 10 ask. She's lOokiE' for her sisters
folks on visit from over n Pettis County,
and she d an idee she'd git letter to-day,
telling when they was coming, and she
said"
"Aint no letter for any Of the Shirks."
There ainta Mandy Il be real disap'inted
Well, is there any thing Tor any of the Jas
persl They sent over this morning and
wanted me 70 ask. Said they was e1pectn'
one from Mrs. Jasper's mother, letdn' her
know if"
Nothing for the Jaspers."
"Nol It's poor day for letters, amt H.
Oh, you didn't look for papers for Us, did
youl VISIT you'd look, please, and"
''No papers today"
"Haintl That's funny. That one in the
yellow wrapper amt for US, theni My son
out in Arizcny centrally sends Us papers in
wrappers like that, and thought"
This isn't for you"
''Nol Wen, is there any thing for Harriet
Belinda Sparksl She's my married darter,
you know, and
"Mr. Sparks was in and got their mail TO
day"
''Oh, he WASP And was there any let.
tersl"
'.Ithink there was one for Mrs. Sparks"
''There vast You didn't happen TO no
tice where ii was froml'
"No"
at was from her sister Mandy, reckon.
Well, look and see If there's any thing for
Samuel II. Parkson. He's a brother of
mine visitln' US, and-oh, there Is one, is
therel Wonder who it's from. / can't
quite make out the postmark. What do you
say it isi"
kalamazoo, Mich"
at amt from his wife, then, for they live
in Saydersvllle, Kan. Well, I'd just like to
know who Sam knows out in Michigan. It's
mans writin', amt tl"
Looks like IT."
81 never heard Sam say-whoa, there,
Sallyi That old mare of nine never will
stand in fy-time. Whoa, Sail Well, I'll
have to 90. If any letters come for US you
send it out by anybody coming our way.
Good bye."-Tme
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07
HERE TONIGHT.
RS. j. C. stone secured for Another

Mrs. j. c. Stone secured for Another
Lecture.
Mrs. J. c. Stone addressed large
audiences yesterday at the Soldiers
Home in the morning. at Good Temp
Jars hall in the afternoon and al Sec
ond-street NJ. f. Church in the evening.
She spoke on Temperance from q non
partisan standpoint and captivated her
audience hv her carnestness and ClO-
quenco. After considerable persuasive
she consented 70 remain another day.
and viii lecture az : o'clock this even
ing at Good Templars hall Oh South
Division-st. The pubic is invited.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

"H'mr' he replied as be looked up from
his paper.
You don't look a biz well, Mr.. Bowser.
Your face is haggard, anl | believe you
have lost twenty pounds Of nesh TINS sum
mer"
This tine he didn't say any thing as be
looked ~ me.
If you wanted 70 20 down 70 New
Hampshire and see your relatives con-
tinued, Il could get you all ready II one
day"
"Oh, you could!" he replied. 'Mes. Bow
ser, see through your little game, and II
won't work. You want 70 get me away SO
you can rip and tear and scrub and clean
and wipe and dust and damage and destroy
four-ffths OF the contents of this house"
II want TO clean just little"
"Well, go ahead"
"But you-yOu-"
sOh, yes; it's always met One would
think you were afraid 10 breathe unless
gave my consent in writing Have said
word against house-cleaningl Don't know
that housc-cleaning must be donei l was
wondering the other day when you were 60
ing TO Begin
"But last year you raised such fuss"
Cant remember that I said one single
wOru- II did lt was only IN Iuu.
"And l may cleani'
"Not only that, but I'll help"
"But YOU needn't You Just be patient
and put up with the muss for few days
and m GET
"As said. Iwill help, Mrs. Bowser. 1t
will be a sort of vacation for me. Don't you
worry about my finding any fault"
1t was with fear and trembling that l saw
him put on an old suit of clothes next morn
ing, and heard him say:
"rl begin on the parlor first. It's now
nine O'Clock. We ought TO be through with
the whole house in two hours
T-rm afraid we are not so smart as
that. We must go slow and give the house
Thorough going over"
''Oh, Well have every thing shining like
new pin before we let up. You boss and
I'll do the work. You know, of course,
that there Is every thing in the planning.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

matter worse the young lady followed our
advice, as printed, and has thus been rem
dered wretched for life. II will be some
consolation for her 70 know the printer
has teen discharged from our employ.
In our obituary Of the late Colonel Snod-
grass it was stated: 'He will get no re-
ward" We wrote clearly and distinctly:
'He Will get his reward"
Our apologies are due to Lord Salisbury,
and the same are hereby extended. When
We referred to him as our greatest "Dime
Museum" " it was an annoying mispriut for
''Prime Minister"
In our account Of the Snodgrass-D -DObson
nuptials the sentence, the bride made her
appearance wearing a toilet entire"
should be changed to read "toilet en- train"
When ex-President and Mrs. Cleveland
passed through this village last week we
wrote in a jOcular vein that FRANKIE had
married to a purpose" Imagine our chagrin
when we read in osir paper next day that
FRANKIE had married 70 pOrp0ise.' We
make the correction in justice 70 Mr.. Cleve-
land. and take occasion again to say that
we regard him as the man for 1sg2
In our account Of the graduating exer-
cises az the Young Ladies' Seminary for
the headline Ignorance and Folly" read
"InnoCenco in TElle."
Owing 70 the absence Of the editor. the
report Of last Sundays sermon made r ~.
Siowboy say the Celestial City was starved
and cold For tho three last words read
paved with gold"
In speaking of his return from abroad
last week we said that Mr.. Chaunccy NJ
Depew was ''hal fellow" but tho intelli.
gent compositor made it say he was ''pals
yellow"
our apologies arc duo The new minister
We referred 70 him as "a later Spurgeon, -
snd did not discover until too late that the
printer had set il up "a better spurrcr -
). y. World.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07
THE B0WSERS.
AR. Bowser Takes q Hand IN the
FeI Rouse Cleaning.

A ST fzll M
BoWser under
tCos q - car
fag h0lsecleaa
Ing in dfteen
ul1utes. b1t g0t
discouraged aid
went q Tor .
fortnight shie l
finished up- As
IWautsd ~ over
Raul LLLL = H.
tie tbs month,
Gnd a. i wanted
him cut Of the
way l sad 70
him the ether
eVenluE x
Being 20 a
have been home
all summer
should TANK you
would want 70
take ahltle trip
this falL"
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07
OUR YOUNG FOLKS
JESS AND HER BROS.
a story IN WORDS ~ os. syllable

ANE VIE " y - tbs
nkmSCf = small house
hear ths - ~ q 81
Gym, II which, Tor
tie i2st six months.
Had Mrs Naira
R16 her one child,
jess
Ii was . new thing
for Mrs NaIrn 20 be
as poor a. she now
was Nj N2iru haa
die q but eig hi
mouths since, aud
now she lad 20 WORK
hara 10 keep herself
ano jess
She had found two
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

n reply to a young
lady in a recent issue
we wrote, always
marry for wealth"
and the laundering
printer set it up:
"Always marry for
worth"-a clear per-
version of our mean
ing. To make the
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

A nsifsst gFi dsserves aolspsri,oa witA
ths piuesY Squire lsaa gul Nho. failing
trela yacht sag eat LaI heF az. cap'n.
sai q elfne saoard A saltost aafsfzssl
g. ths harboT 40 ot.Hr dsT. and NJ 81 81
howe veat overheard Hls Eve gear-,ld
aaashtsT stsntiss "a tas tsnk. sK snfns=1.
"Hnh Ga. fsFal ssan1 riglf &C. vouf fest
Tan ooEang g. Foa - sson a. cah gsf ~
sbaes s8a Stockings af. snd sss proceeded
= prepare g - - tas Fssc0s --Iesissss
Jo4s ..Al
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

Judge eg0ose-Then you admit you
arc horse stealeri
John Doe charged with taking a milk
mans charEerl dldur say that
Judge Bridlegoose-Wh did you ssy,
.heui
John Doe said I was horse-dealer
Judge BrIdirgo0se Quite difference.
rat net so pronounced aa u should ba.
1arse hundred dollars bai--fack.
no~ ne Weighed the Deg.
A lady who has = splendid great dog,
sent the animal out - the stables the
other das 10 be weigh ed She eonnded
him for this purpose O. the hands oi q
new servant . good uaiarea t4t not
ehoily brilliant individual Who re-
gafdei thedog with mae p ase and sppsf-
entity eith NOT a little attention
Ihe man VAS gone some tme. hst a.
length he Fesppeared Tltn the deg and
announced shat the animal weighed 20
pounds
Ohs hundrsd and teenty pounds
repeated hts mistress. Are yen sure
you weighed him Fght9 lie mast eeis B
naore than chat
0h yes 81. sure weighed him right
tu' eoalaa gel aia al ca the scale =
Many = bess aho wears sweet
smelling hon toanlere is vithoat : cssl
~ sss FssAsA
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

kilograms from tie North state that
q severe saow storm has feen rag nE 81
taa sfrats. accom- paulnd hv q gaze.
Illslsa stry early beginning # what
e Lkaly g. D. IonE. afeary winter.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

The ministers 81 sac city sre request
81 to meet III the paflors of fse =. ~.
q A.. Monday. Octotef =, 81 $50 2. m
La ministerial eouffreuea. EF order of
the U1es lezf Jas W RrIp saey.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07
ERRORS CORRECTED.

Some of the Type-Eccentricities That
Trouble Able Editors
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-07

Many hesg Hho wears sweet
smelling bon noanlere is witkoat : csat
~ sss FssAsA