The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-05-16
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90 do bsfe~ Ne cat have cur wrongs Tor
sis~sf BnsSi scholar We must hui
oommit The wrongs
IN. 10 mean Nsv Yorker ubo wrote
70 biz BrDoiiyn TREAD: We bad Cen
teapisi cslcbssiian here Last seek per-
hsps you beard Of
He We Lsss sIi god lovely cericr
Rial evening Msy BE- permitted 10 call
sgsisi She ~Csrsinl, bc sure aud come
up the beat centennial evening.
-woBaa Of TIE house 90 tramp =
We'll. hoe, you said you you'd do some
saving after Jon ,ea 80, through eating
Tump--io'p, gill. Fetch on ,ou VIC.
lin.
"A pou Allegheny. Pa. mao who uss
tilted DOT Of > sleeping car berth by iols
OF the train, sIclsimci 10 All unconscious
vsy. Dss't -doa'i IN get up and start
the DIRE.
- You appear 10 be 10 good health, said
prison visitor 10 Convict II 10 only 10
sppesrsDos. cir. replied the convict. for
ihs fact 10 am eonliDej TO my room more
than halt the time.
Judge (sevsreiyll should think
you q be ashamed Of yourself. Mcnamara.
TO 10 10 The court room so often. Mscna-
mara leoolD = Degorrsl I'm not here any
ofener than yer 'suner Is.
She : Oh. I sboaldnt like 10 be bitten
by boa constructor lie boa contiric
tors don't bite. sbe-Don't theyf What
do they dor He-Tbey squeeze you
Bbe Oh, that's ever 80 mncb nicer.
"A busy doctor Of Scranton. Penn, sent
In . certificate OF death to the health Off.
Ger. and Inadvertently placed bis name 10
the space for cause Of death. This is wha,
might he called accidental ersctness.
Don't you suppose, said member OF
the police force, that policeman Knows a
rogue " hen be sees him. No doubt. was
the reply; but the trouble is that he does
no, seixs rogue when be knows hin.
--Geruuie(,h big sister, Maud, do
wish you'd stop your chstteriog to that
dog Can't you SEQ I'm talking to Mr.
Lovedsle7 Maud (sgsrievedl Well, l
dess I've dot right to talk to my puppy,
too.
JoLnny Dempsey With iLhited paper
beg )-Sh.h' See me bust this bag by
grauams's ear. Grandma (sfter the en-
plosiop. plscidly laying her knitting 10
her lap aud looking towards the door)-
Come 10.
--Ms. said Robby. is 1t wrong for little
boys to tie tin kettles 10 dogs tsils9
Decidedly wrong; Bobby; ! hope you'll
never do such . thing as that. No, 10
deed. ma replied Bobby, emphatically; all
! do . TO hold The dog
CLARA. he whispered srdently. do you
think you could bring yourself to marry
me' No. George, she answered. with
sad little smile. | couldn't very well
bring myself; I'm so iimid. You might
bring me. though. George.
No. have nothing for for you, the
housewife said 10 the tramp. You we're
here las, sun mer aud wanted you to beat
the carpet An didn't / beat il, mum ?
You know very we'll you didn't II seems
TO me | beat something. Yes. you did
Yon beat me out Of dinner,
AT the Sunday school And now. chill.
dren. said the superintendent benignant-
Iy, are there any questions ron would like
20 ask before We leave this lesson2 How
long did il take you TO get all the pigs In
the pen the first time You iriedp inquired
the s~ee, little girl in the front seat
Sister Tbeyssy / erievonsly regret
You leave orr church. dear pastor. Pas.
tor Pssceiul-- Yon ,honld not grieve No
doubt the Lord will send you . better ser. |
want 10 oil my place. Sister TT have
no such hope. OF the last thirteen pss-
tors we have had every one has been verse
than the other
Whats III. matter. Uncle Rastusf Ia.
quired q citizen You look gloomy. Iis
gloomy. sab. Use Jess had business
transaction wif Dolpbus johnson, an he
cxpec's dc roas beef. an vans ter NV me
nutin but de gravy. Dey calls rs de sons
oh Ham. sab; bat da.yslIer rascal 10 wuss.
hes do son oh de bull suimile.
Mr.. Inacstein Il sells You dot coat,
my trent. for ssyventeen tollsr. you dske
hum alonsf Customrr--I thought, Isaac.
stein. that you didn't do business Saiur-
day. Isn't th,s yoar Sunday Mr., Isaac
stain 10 . low. revereni tone OF voice. =
Ny trent. To sell coat like dot for sayven-
lccn tollsr vas no, pecsness. dot vas chari.
y.
-0rissiey latter Offering his box TO
wiikins and both have lighted their cissrs
II iihe 10 lie back 10 an easy chair like
this. wilkins. And forge, The cares Of the
day. What solsce ma good cigar see
lhstl Ho~ pleasing life looks through an
Azors cloud Of Hawaii We've notbing TO
Of. should say. Viking. Will
kins Nothing. Unless II Is the cigars.
-cerisia physicians are careful not to
rive advice to people except when thsy
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