The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-27
BRIGHT BITS.

ASDANrE won 10 three straight heats at Mys-
tic yesterday. Andante's movement must have
been allegro.-LOlveu Courier.
A LITTLE REFLECTION will rrove that it is more
often your own GROSS grained streak than your
wife's coo ing that spols the diImer.-LdU-
renee american.
'Do YOU believe in this will powers''
Nothing is so powerful; you just try to break
one that An insane old aunt has made. DE
tr0u Free Press.
In A CHICAGO GROCERY SroRE.-'T want 5
cents worth of concentrated lye."
Here, Bill! Give this lady ST. Louis paper"
Netc York Herald.
DoRoTHEA-After all, what's in a name:
Polly Stitching industriously on her wedding
trouss9au)mAbout Sl5,OOOa year, my dear
Munsey's Weekly
ONE OBJEcTIoN.-''HoW intense are the fires
of love" circulated the poet.
Yes" answered the faith sr of six marriage
able daughters; shut -th.y do take an awful
sight o coaL"-Hdrper's BGzGr.
''CAs you give me some of the. rules about
writing poetryg' asked the ambitious rhyme
ster OF the successful editor.
Yes, said the editor, Il can give you the
first and most important; dont!"-SomerUilLe
Journal.
FIRST SPoRT-Yes, pard, it's hard times. 1
showed up my last piece of property yesterday.
Second Sport-What was it? What dye git
on it?
First Sport-UmbreIla- rain on it.-Ne,u
York HerG d.
HOUSEWIFE Ito baker)-Your rolls were short
yesterday again. If this continues I'll have to
change bakers.
Baker who hasn't been paid for a month";
wish you would, ma'am; l wish you would
Philadelphia Inquirer
Miss BEACON of Boston-Do you never feel an
lnsatiate craving for the unatta:rable-a con
Stunning desire to transcend the limitations
hQgrr
soul, with the spirits Of the infinite?
Omaha Man-Ye-es, kinder-Hdrper's Bazaar.
THE ACADEMY COMMITTEE have a grudge
against you, haven't they?" asked one disciple
of the brush of a brother in art.
Why, no. They accepted my marine
80 saw. If they were well disposed they
would have sent it back. "-HarperS Magazine
A New YORKER says: The tower for the
world S fair should appropriately be 1,492 feet
TALL, with liberty pole 400 feet above that,
making 1t 1892" But such an undertaking
would cost like so, which would make it 1852
and that would be much.-NorristotUn Herald.
PRINCE RUSSELL IN WAx-Old lady Tin dime
museum! looking at wax figures)-Who is that
individual with the big head, right next to
George Washington?
Manager-That's Russell Harrison, num- o,
we han't spared no expense, num- We've got
even de frea&s.-The Epoch.
INDIGNANT PHYsIcIAN-Man, what have you
done. You sent my patient the wrong pre-
scription, and it killed him
Druggist-Vell, what der matter NIT you?
Last week l send your odder patient der right
berscrlbtion, and dot killed him. How can
somebody please sooch a man?-SpringtteId
Republican,
KINDLY ADvICE.-Farmer Hayseed (to great
est living skeleton at dime museum) Hello
Who be your You amt workn' here, air you?
Living skeleton with dignity)-I am engaged
here.
wall, do tell! Say my friend, you amt
lookin' WELL and eff was you I'd change my
boardin' place "-NetO York Weekly.
A MIRACLE EXPLAINED, -Mrs. D.-My husband
fell down the cellar stairs with five bottles of
wine and did t break single one of them.
Visitor-Wonderful Miraculous!
Well no; it's not so wonderful after all. The
five DO ties of wine were the inside He
drank them before he fell down the stairs -
From the German in TEXAS Stftin0S.
A FARM JOURNAL advises its readers to 'be
quiet among BEES" The Observance of this ad-
vice depends largely upon the conduct of the
bees A man may go among bees with the re
solve to be as quiet as a pair of lovers in the
front parlor, but If an unruy bee inserts its
weapon under the mans epidermis, his good
resolution vanishes into thin air, and he imme-
diately becomes as noisy as a Comanche Indian.
NorriStol0n Herald.