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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28
PUBLIC OPINION.

The false reports of Senator Wash
burns pecuniary embarrassments are
easily accounted for. Scholarships
were never so costly as now, and people
naturally supposed that the new senator
Louisville Courier Journal Dem.)
The greenbacks are here to stay, but
the Greenbackers are gone with good
old Peter Cooper, "glimmering through
the CLEAN of things that WERE" The
call for them to convene in Cincinnati,
on furlOugh from the cemeteries, was not
issued through GabriePS trumpet. and
will prove Intellectual Louis Post
Dispatch (Dem.)
1t is Away pleasure to note fine
weather on Sunday, because fine
weather on that day means thorough
enjoyment of rest and recreation by
thousands of workers who have no
other day on which to go to the park or
make short excursions to the country
by steamboat or train. Good weather
ON Sunday ought to be an important
factor in preserving public health
Philadelphia Enquirer Uem.)
The civil service law is an absurd
thing. and Americans have got in way
of deriding it. Such cases as this at
New Haven should serve to arouse
deeper feeling. This civil service law is
nothing more than aridiculous scarecrow
and public laughing stock. 1t menace
against the liberty of the citizen. 1t is
an engine of oppression. 1t curtails the
free choice and political freedom of its
victims. 1t is nuisance. Smash It'll
New York Sun Qnd.)
Americans have good deal to say
about the lenient toadylsm of British
law and British magistrates to princes,
dukes, earls and other members of the
privileged classes when they violate the
laws. But in this country, if a brute
like Sullivan is only big and eminent
brute, he can indulge in street brawls,
saloon fights, wife-beating, newsboy
pounding and never be punished for it.
Had Sullivan been an ordinary ruffian
the chances are that the Nashville mag
istrate would not have been SO lenient.
Detroit Journal (Rep.)
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28
\ SATISFACTORY BALANCE.

A bachelor of forty he,
A man of culture, pride and wealth;
A maid of twenty summers she,
With sparkling eyes and glowing health.
He wooed. but not as others have,
With loving words more sweet than true !;
He laid his bank book in her hand,
And merely turned to Balance DUE
She raised her eyes; his cause was won
maid of sterling sense was she.
He clasped her to his manly breast,
And now a married man is he.
-Lurana W. Sheldon in Puck.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28
Only One The khedive of
Egypt is the first po-
Wife for the tentate of Eastern
lands, who, through
khedive. his own life, gives

Egypt is the first po-
Wife for the tentate of Eastern
lands, who, through
Khedive. his own life, gives
hope for the future of
the Eastern woman. His having but
one wife, and allowing her privileges
not accorded to most women of his ma
ton, has Influenced many of his sub
jects to follow the good example set by
their ruler. In speaking to friend, he
said: II saw in my fathers harem the
disadvantages of plurality of wives
and of having children by different
wives, and l decided before | came to
manhood that l would marry but one
woman and would be true to her. |
have done so and have had no reason to
regret it,"
These words of the khediye are veri-
fed by his wife, says a recent writer.
His family life is happy one, and he
is much in love with his wife, and the
khediveh is said to be one of the bright
est women OF Egypt. A lady friend of
hers, who visits often at the royal
harem, says that this queen Of Egypt is
both beautiful and accomplished. She
gives receptions to ladies at her palace
every Saturday. She speaks French
very we'll. and she uses this language
in her intercourse with foreigners. She
is as sensible in her ways as her hus-
band, and few days ago at one of her
little receptions at her country seat.near
Cairo, one of the visitors expressed
a desire to see the ostrich farm,
which is near there. The queen
proposed that the whole party go over
and visit it, and this they did. walk
ing through the fields and along the
road the whole distance. She has her
harem, or women servants, by scores.
She is accompanied whenever she goes
out to ride or drive by some of her
numerous eunuchs. and she keeps up
big establishment separate from that of
the king. When she sits down to din
ner or breakfast it is not with the king,
but with her own ladies. The king eats
with his officers. according to MOham-
medan etiquette, and his apartments, or
the salumllk, are separate from hers.
The khedive takes bis wife with him
wherever he goes. She does not usually
travel On the same train, NOR. if so. in
the same ear. She has stuck to the
khedive through the Stormiest times of
the reign, and during the last war she
refused to go on the English gunbOats
when invited to do so for safety. She is
close in the councils of her husband, and
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

IT Is already evident that if New
York has the Worlds Columbus fair in
1892 it will expect congress to contrib
ute very largely to the expense. The
mayor says the earnest cooperation"
of congress will be expected. This
seems to be the New York way. The
chance for Chicago is to propose to run
it without asking congress for any as
gistance.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28
VanderbiIts The eOnnoisseur who

VanderDlItS The cOnnOlSSeur who
has for many years
Lemonade. made Cornelius Van
derbilt'S lem0nadeS is
E. G. Maleham, a familiar figure about
the Grand Central depot, big, flOrid-
faced, sandy-brOWed man who looks as
if he had history and keeps a lunch
room like gentleman, says New York
writer For railroad lunch room this
is saying good deal. But the fact is
that Mr.. Maleham's cunning as mixer
has brought him into contact with a
great many gentlemen who like what's
good. Cornelius, you know" said he.
lis church man, and doesn't
drink much but lem0nadeS. When in
town often make midday lemonade
for him, and frequently he stops in for
one ON his way home. He likes 'em
strong and tolerably sweet, and with
plenty of cracked ice in 'em." Lemon
ade is surely safe and economical bey-
erage for man worth S75, 100000 Pres
ldent Depew sometimes has bottle of
claret sent in with his lunch, when he
doesn't go home for it. William K.
Vanderbilt rarely lunches at the Grand
Central. Private Secretary Duval fire.
quently has mug of fOaning ale with
his lunch, The conductors and depot
hands work the grOWler freely. From
the top down none of them seem to
think much about improving the dis
comforts of the dusty, red-hot sweat
boxes given the commuters TO rcars.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28
A Good CrOD.

The wheat crop of the country was
estimated at 5O4, 100000 bushels in 1882,
and about 513, 100000 in 1884, the latter
the largest yield the country has yet
had. The st. Louis Globe-DemOcrat
thinks that, after all allowances for
damages in the Northwest, the total
this year will not fall below 500, ZOO, 900
bushels. To the man who has in pros
pect but few hundred bushels in place
of the thousands he counted on. it looks
like personal wrong to presume that
there will not be such general shortage
as to insure very much higher figures.
1t looks to him, too, like fake of specu-
lators that the aggregate product of the
country will be from 100000 to s., 0O0,-
900 bushels larger than last year; but
that is about the way it is being put.
The harvest has progressed far enough
to leave little room for doubt that there
is considerably increased total from
last year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

A WOMAN who has never been in
Chicago in her life was given divorce
there the other day, on making affidavit
that her husband had moved there. AS
the law requires that the applicant
shall be a resident of the state year
and appear in person. there would
seem to be disposition to encourage
the development of the chief judicial
industry of that city.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28
RONDEL.

How kind fate was to us that night
When down the lane moon yelled in white,
We walked upon the dewy grass,
A blissful twain with hearts so light
l think we did not reckon quite
How kind fate was.
An enyious ray sulked in your hair
And paled the gold it could not share:
One lock, loosed from the silvery mass
Blew half across cheek so fair
proved upon it. then and there,
How kind fate wasl
Love duped u.s. sweet. Last year YOU wed
Another man, and l. instead
Of muttering oaths in bitter bass,
Sent silver spoons, and as | read
Your bridal cards. deyoutly said
How kind fate was!
Time,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

The confirmation of the report of the
failure of the wheat crop in Russia
renders it evident that Europe will
need a good deal more American wheat
than for some years past. This is an
assurance of improved business and
prices for wheat.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

A NEwsBoY in Philadelphia, who had
leg cut off by street car, has just
been paid $4,000 damages after a legal
fight of three years, with several trials.
1t is the largest verdict for personal
damages ever sustained in Philadelphia,
and seems to indicate that a newsboy's
leg counts as high there as the biggest
limb in the city. 1t was lucky for the
boy that it was not his head that was
cut off. as the valuation then would not
have exceeded two or three thousand
dollars.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28
MAY BE YOU'VE NOTICED.
caught a string of beauties

I caught String OF beautles
Up on the North Fork to-day,
The finest trout that were eer pulled out
But the Biggest One Got Away
And down in the mill-pond meadow
The boys that were making hay
With forks and rakes killed 5000 snakes
But the Biggest One Got Awayl
And so l have heard OF liars
Since Ananias' day;
There are just a few that receive their due
But the Biggest One Gets Awayi
&C. T. Lummis in Judge.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

JUST what sort of a fellow the en-
peror of Corea is, no information at
hand explains, but the report that he
had sentenced to death handsome
American lady for teaching Chris
tianity is evidently sensational fake.
1t would be the worst thing he ever
tried, if true.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

RATHER queer case was lately de-
cided in New York court. A sick man
sent for a homeopathic doctor because
he believed in that line of medication.
The doctor for some reason gave only
aIlopatbic prescriptions, and the man
survived in good shape, but he refused
to pay the doctor because he had not
dosed him according to the Hahnemann
school. The court decided that the man
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

ONE A. W. EDWARDS, who is cred
tied with s3O,OOO.OOO, is looking about
the Western cities to drop a few mill
ions. 1t is not believed to be the Da-
kota party of that name, although he is
somewhat of heavyweight.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

PHILADELPHIA has just started out
milk inspector, the first in its history, and
he finds the dealers only add from Is to
20 per cent of water as rule. He has
arrested several and warned hundred
or two others. They seem to prefer to
have the water separate.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

IT Is stated that nearly 100000 of the
people of New York city last Sunday
went out to some of the suburban points
or upon the water. That is probably
more than were found at the churches.
The suggestion is made that floating
betheIs be lowed around with preachers
on board to reach these pleasure seekers.
AS the president has stimulated the
Sunday on the water fashion, perhaps
he could set an example of such clerical
attachment. A chaplain with each
party might ditfuse little religious at
mOsphere and aid in solving the Sun
day question.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

IN July magazine DR.. HALE calls
attention to the inequality of charging
four times as much postage on books as
on newspapers and magazines. There
is little strain in the matter, although
it is evidently four times as important
that the people should have newspapers
as it is to have books.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

was right, and he need not pay the bill.
1t was not material as to the value of
the medication. Ii the man ordered
homeopathy he could not be made to
pay for allopathy.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

WOMEN are success as chiropodlsts,
and the German army now has CHR
ropodist for each regiment. Its not
stated. however, that women are being
appointed as yet.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

A STRANGER taking in the city yes
terday inquired of policeman if there
was any chance to get free drink Of
water in the city. He SAID he had not
been able to find one in any public
place. As singular as it may seem. he
was from Iowa. and still wanted water.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

her communings have no rasp, and
bring no theological Migrants into the
spiritual tabernacle to desecrate and
waste. But the preaching of the living
oracle has uses also.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

THAT Mississippi governor has lost
his zeal for the capture of SULLIVAN
since the state convention failed to
nominate him for reelection. Perhaps
SULLIVAN had TOO many friends there.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

Dr. DAY Is earning his salary aS court
house commissioner. 1t is worth $500 a
year to get the ''roasts'' that he does Now
everybody is growing because the hands on
the new clock are not some color that would
be distinguishaDle ten feet away. They
sho uld have been either black or red.
The LIPPNcoTTs have issued hand
somely printed and bound volume con-
tanning poem written by Minnesota girl.
The poem is entitled "Nondescript or the
Passionate Recluse," and the author is Miss
MARTHA EILEEN HoLLoHAN, of Wabasha.
whose contributions have frequently graced
the GLOBE. There will be a review of the
book later.
DR.. TALMAGE does not believe in working
for starvation wages. He gets $500 for each
lecture he delivers on his present tour.
1t costs the British government an immense
sum to marry off a member of the roya
family. When President CLEVELAND was
married he paid his own wedding expenses
out of salary that is less than the keeper Of
the queens hounds receives.
Eau Claire has young lady who is said to
rival PATTI as a singer. A ST. Paul lady who
recently heard Miss FRENCH is OF the opinion
that the quality of her voice surpasses that
of the famous diva.
The men who lynched KATE MAXWELL, the
cattle queen, are said to be the most prom
inent citizens of Wyoming. If Wyoming has
an ambition to become state i'll the Union
her chances will be very much improved by
hanging some of her most prominent eiti-
zens. A country whose prominent citizens
indulge in the pastime of lynching women
can hardly be said to have republican form
of government
Mai NEwsoN denies the soft fmpeach-
ment that he spoke forty minutes at the
Ryan banquet Friday night. The major is
the CHAUNCEY NJ DEPEw of Minnesota, and
never talks over fifteen minutes in an after
dinner speech.
SUNSET Cox is still catching trout in the
Yellowstone. He has become an expert
angler, and the fish stories that he will tell
in Washington next winter will be among
the marvels of our national progress.
The Earl of Fife, who was married to the
daughter Of the Prince of Wales yesterday,
served notice on Queen VICTORIA in advance
of the nuptials that he intended to remain at
the head of his own family. He seemed to
think that he might stand a mother-in-law,
but the thought of misunderstanding par
alyzed his Scotch nerves.
K
Keokuk paper announces that IeNATIus
DoNNELLY is going to quit Minnesota and
take up his abode in Chicago, where the peo-
pie appreciate BACON 1t is false alarm.
The intellectual inhabitants of Mr.. Don
NELLYs state will not consent to The transfer
Rather than that, we will make bonfire
of our Shakespeare and make the reading
of 1.-The Great cryptogram" part of our de-
yotional services.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

TRE ENTHUSIASTICALLY - Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.) m
yrin advance 81 90 6 mos. in adv .SZ w
Smonths, in advance. 81 W.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

AN OMAHA paper hasn't heard of a
murder in Nebraska for four days, and
thinks the millennium must be at hand.
Some allowance should be made for hot
weather and harvest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28
HunOrists
Are Born,
Not Made.


straining process. GEORGE W. PECK,
of bad Boy" notorety, is an exception.
He fires his humor the as cowboy does
his rifle-off- hand-and as usually hits
the mark. The charm of his bad Boy"
sketches was their naturalness. He
didn't have to create bad boy out of
his Imagination. He took him just as he
and wrote him up. l was impressed
with Mr.. PICKS native sense of humor
during the halliday l spent at White
Bear lake with him last Friday. He
said funny things in such an uninten-
tional way, and cracked jokes without
the least evidence of premeditating a
joke, l was forced to the conclusion that
he is a born humorist. And then, his
speech at the Ryan banquet Friday
night was another fair illustration of
this truth. He hadn't time to prepare
a speech, if he wanted to. and yet there
was more genuine wit in that five-min-
utes3 speech than one will find in forty
books written by the sO-called profess
siOnal humOriSts.
The Preacher That DR.. De WITT
TALMAGE has lost
OF the People. none of his popularity
with the masses was
amply demonstrated by the crowds who
flocked to hear him during his recent
visit to this city. 1t has been fire.
quently said in regard to his preaching
and his ability in delivering interesting
lectures, that his is ga gift which God
only gives" | am disposed to question
the proposition that he is singularly
gifted above his fellow ministers, but
am rather inclined to think that his sue
cess and popularity are due to the eX-
ceptional manner in which he has i'm
proved the gift that God has given to
all of His ministry. If there were more
of the abandon that TALMAGE adopts
in the pulpit. there would be more popu-
lar preachers. He has had the good
sense to see that the ministry wants
spirit, freshness, enthusiasm, life, on
wardnesS, to secure success, just as
other callings do. TALMAGE's gift is
possessed in a degree by every other
preacher; but the difference is, the
others do not, or will not, improve the
gift. There is too much stilted dignity
and an air of II am hoIier than
thou" in the pulpit. Such partition
wall as some preachers build between
themselves and their f1ockS would keep
the sain tliest out of heaven.
New Evolution The doctrine of evo-
luton is being inn
Doctrine. proved upon. ALFRED
WALLACE. whose new
work on evolution is attracting as much
attention as DARwIN's formerly did.
denies that man was evolved from the
monkey, but On the contrary asserts
that man and monkey both came from
the same parent stem. They represent
the two stages of development, one up
ward and the other downward, of the
human species. He figures out that the
prehistoric being who was the father Of
the human race, as we'll as of the
monkey tribe, was ChinamaD. If the
best that science can do is to force us to
a choice between monkey and China.
man for an ancestor, the world will pre-
fer to stick to the old orthodox doctrine
of mans origin. And, after all, it isn't.
so much question with US as to whence
we came as it is to know whittier we
are going.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

possible by placing electric indicators
in each casket, so that the slightest
movement of body would summon an
attendant for instant relief and rescue.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28
TO.DAY'S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, July 27.-For Wisconsin,
Fair, preceded by showers along the lakes;
cooler; northwesterly winds. For Minnesota
and Iowa: Fair; cooler; northwesterly
winds. For Dakota: Fair; cooler, followed
by rising temperature in Northwestern Da-
kota; northwesterly winds.
rrN-rr,A npSFRV ATIONS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
1yrin advanceS10 90 3 mos. in adv. 81 81
ON. in advance 5 90 | 5 weeks in adv. w
One month $50.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

If THE promoters of the salt trust are
the salt of the earth. what will become
OF them when the salt loses its SAVIOR?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

SUNDAY ALONE.
1vri in advance. 81 90 mos. in adv. .50c
m. in advance 1 90 mo. in adv......2oc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

GEN. GRANT died four years ago this
month. Probably it doesn't seem solong
ago to some of the New York monument
builders.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served Address all letters ana kilograms w
THE GLOBE, St. Paul, Mimi.
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BY LEWIS BAKER.

ST, PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
DAILY Nor INCLUDING SUNDAY.)
/ VT in advance. So 90 3m. IN advances ~
6 m. in advance 4 90 weeks in adv. on
One month. TOO.
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WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One Year, ST six Mo. 65c Three Mo- soc
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Eastern ADVERTISING Office, Room 10,
Tribune Building, New York.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-28
HERE AND THERE.

DR.. DAY is earning his salary as court
house commissioner. 1t is worth $500 a
year to get the "roasts' that he does. Now
everybody is growing because the hands on
the new clock are not some color that would
be distinguishable ten feet away. They
sho uld have been either black or red.