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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18

aNEvER BEFORE" saws the Paris CORE
spondent of the London Telegraph, 'has
work been so abundant and so well re-
munerated in the city as during the exhibit
ton season."
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18

"IN what light" asked the teacher, "did
the Emperor Nero regard the Christians at
Romer' And the smart bad boy thought it
was torch-light.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses of Pisos Cure for Consumption.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18

No STRANGER should visit the city without
smoking s'Tansills Punch" DC. Cigar.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18

THERE Is undersigned humor in the remark
Of Berlin correspondent that the Car Of
Russia is rather 5cmbastic"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18

WHEN the Gar of Russia visits his father
in-law, the King Of Denmark, he pays all
the expenses.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18
oreson, the Paradise of Farmers.

Mild. equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit. grain, grass, stock country
in the world. Full Information free. Address
Oregon Immigration Board. Portland. Oregon
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18

THE King Of Italy recently visited the
tomb of Garibaldi and placed upon it q
wreath
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18

Thousands of cures follow the use of DR.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. 90 cents.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18
THE GENERAL MARKETS.

II afflicted with Sore Eyes use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye W alter. Druggists sell it Csc
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-10-18

OYSTERS can not De fed by any artificial
means.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12
Hay Fever.

have been afflicted with hay fever from early
in August until frost. My eyes would run a
stream of water and sneezed continually. WI S
advised to use Ely's Cream Balm. 1t has worked
like charm, and can say am entirely cured -
Mrs Emeine Johnson, Chester, Conn.
have been for several years sufferer from
hay fever and severe head colds. have found
nothing that can conpare with Ely's Cream Balm.
/ would not be without it for any consideration.
1t is simply wonderful in its effect upon the nasal
organs 5 Fl. Burt, Wilmington, N. G.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

WOODLAND FARMERS CLUB The an.
Dual meeting of tbs Woodlawn Farmers
Club. held on Saturday last at "Huntley,"
the farm of Mr.. N. w. Pierson, iu Fairfax
county, below this city, was largely attend
missioner Of Agriculture, and Mr.. G. D.
Wright, u s. Commissioner of Labor, we're
present and addressed the meeting.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

RELEASED The case of Harry ]. Myers,
the A & F. r. r. conductor, whose assault
on his wife was described in Saturdays Ga
zsTrE, was not called for trial 10 the police
court in Washington on Saturday, owing to
Mrs. Myers condition. A certificate from
the physician attending the lady was furn
ished, however, stating that her injuries
were not serious. and Myers was released
on 500 collateral
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

Probably no one thing has caused such gener-
al revival of trade at E. s. Leadbeater, & Bros
Drug Store as their giving away to their custom
ers OF so many free trial bottles of DR.. King g
New Discovery for Consumption. Their trade is
simply enormous in this very valuable article
ON the fact that it always cures and never dis
appoints. Coughs Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis,
Group. and all throat and lung diseases quickly
cured You can test it before buying by getting
Trial bottle Free large size 81. Every bottle
warranted.
Trial bottles free at E. s. Leadbcater & Bro 8.
drug store.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

RESIGNED. Mr.. Thomas Bayne a mem
Der of the city republican committee aud
chairman of the republican organization OF
the Fourth ward, has rendered his reaiena-
ton to MIR. Charles Dearborn. MIR. Bayne,
it appears, has friends among both the re-
publican factions in the city-that OF Ma
hone and the "kickers"-and not Wishing to
sntagonize or favor either, concluded that
the easiest and best thing for him to do
was to "get out" which he did.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

PoLIoR REPoRT.-Laat night was clear
and cool with eight prisoners and one ledger
at the station house.
The MAYOR this morning disposed of the
following cases:
Sam Chase, Turner Gaines, and David
THOMPSON, colored, held on the charge Of
having stolon q lot OF cigars from railroad
Car last week. were discharged for want OF
evidence.
Oscar Luck at; aud j aim Washington, col
oren. arrested by Odicer Nightingale. for
being drunk aud disorder:y. we're finsd $3.50
each.
Harry Poss. arrested by Officers Brenner
and Taylor, Charged with an assault on
Carrie NJ, Knight, was dismissed for want OF
evidence
Ida Ramsey, arrested by Officers Sher'
wood and Howison, charged with vagrancy,
was sent cut Of the city.
Maggie Penn, arrested by Officers Sher-
wool and Ho@ison, charged with vagrancY,
aud Maggie Lewis, by Officers Hayes and
Jones, for loiter NJ on streets corner. were
sent to the work house for 80 days each.
George Nelson. arrested by Officer Night
iugiil, for being drunk on the street, was
sent TO Jail for 10 days.
James Wilson, arrested by Officer Davis,
for contempt of court, was 6oed 81 80.
Four white youths, arrested by Officers
Sherwood sad Howisou, charged with
playing cards, were discharged with rep
rimsnd
William Washington, colored, arrested By
Oficer Howison, for beating his wife, was
fned IS.
ldomas Person, coorsd arrested By O..
icer Simpson. Tor being drunk on the street,
was fined 81 80
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

REVENUE APPOINTMENTS 8. l.. Mon
,oa deputy collector OF internal revenue in
this city, who went to Lynchburg on S.tur.
dav to settle his accounts with the retiring
collector, Capt. Shepherd, has returned.
Capt. McCaull has requested Mr.. Monroe to
continue in Office till the fret of October.
The following deputies were appointed s.
Brown Allen, at Cburchville, Augusta coun-
ty; J. A. Moon. at StauntoD; E S. Watson,
al Lynchbure J Fl. Beemer, at Winches
ter and ]. p. Peoffitt at DanVille.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

ARE You MADE miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation. Dizziness, LOSS of Appetite,
Yellow skio ? Shloh's Vitalizer Is positive
cure. Sold by E. s. Leadbester & Bro.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

SENT OUT OF THE CITY.-Ida Ramsey,
q young white girl, was arrested BY Officer
Sherwood 90 Saturday night last while
wandering about the streets and taken to
the station house, where she told story of
having been persuaded TO leave her home
at Strasburg. by railroad man. who
brought her to this city and then deserted
her. Her etory was not believed, as she
was under the Influence of liquor when ar
rested. Mayor Downham this morning
ordered her to leave the city.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12
LOCAL NEWS.

GEs- Persons learing The city can hare H. Or. z
mailed to any address, postage prepaid for cHH
of time, at the rate Of fifty cents per month
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

sLEEPLEss NIGHTS, made miserable by
that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is the
Remedy for you Sold by E S. Leadbeater
& Bro.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

Fer this section fair weather. no changes In
temperature, northersy winds, slightly WARRIOR
Tuesday, with local showers.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

CATARRH CURED, health and sweet breath
secured, by Shilohs Catsrrh Remedy. Price
so cents. Nasal Injector free. Sold by E
5. Leadbeater & Bro
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12
STOCKHOLDERS MEETINGS.

mo THE STOCKHOLDERS OF THE NIAGA.
L RA HYDRAULIC ELEGTRIC COMPANY.
ALEXANDRIA, VA July %, 1889.
The adjourned special meeting of stockholders
of the Niagara Hydraulic Electric Company will
be held on TUESDAY. August Goth, 1889, at ] o
o'clock a. M, at the office of tho company, No. ZIG
King street, Alexandria, Va, for the purpose Of
taking measures to place the company in practical
working operation and transgcting such other bus
mess as v properly come before the meeting.
WILLIAM G. RAlNES,
sug12 I'd Secretary.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

To SUBSCRIBERS Subscribers will please bear
in mind that the carriers are not allowed to col
lect for the GAZETTE.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

CASE DISMISSED The colored men ar.
rested last week and held on the charge of
stealing lot of cigars from car on the
Midland railroad. we're brought before
Mayor D1wnham this morning and dis
missed for want of evidence, no one appear
ing against them. Sometime after the case
had been dismissed Mr.. J. S D,ug'as ap-
peared at the station houae prepared TO
sia,e that the cigars had been stolen from a
Midland car, but he was too late.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

SHILoR's CATARRH Remedy positive
cure for Caterrh. Diphtheria and Canker
Mouth. Sold by e. S. Leadbeater q Bro.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

CAPT MCCAULL TAKES CHlRGs.-At
Lynchbure on Saturday Cap. z. FL NC
Can!l took possession Of the office Of interhhi
revenue collector Of the Western district,
Col McCaul made Gully two permanent ap.
pointments; namely Ms VIM. Mahons ;, u GO
chief c;erk. IN the place ofMr Wn.h fo"le'
aud Mr. J3hn Watson aa 'eru oo,.ec'oi
10 place of CIR. John Whi'ehead- Msesf,.
Fowle spd WHIT. head having res'ened
Capt. McCeu,iinviied all OF the em p.oyees u
me flee to retain temporarily the': posi-
lions and i. understood that most of them
will for lat present remain ia order 0 t.cii-
itate the transaction of the public business
untirtbsir successors ara appointed.
The alr,ira of the Ctineis wers found to
be in tho very bsst oi order. Daring the
transfer the utmc-i civ:iity ana court.
cav prevailed Tae parties concerned
seemsd DESTROYS TO discriminate be-
tween their political and personal capa-
cities. The new collector called on
Captsio Ham Shepperd, the Tetiriog ctfi-
cial and spent several houfs during the day
in consultation with that gentleman in ie!-
srence 10 the "a airs Of the office and the du.
ties. The deputy collectors from all por-
lions of the district were there ciosing up
their accounts, and toe republican ttlice
saekers we're on hand looking for positions
An interesting incident Of tbs occation
was the presentation Of 6 handsome cane to
the retiring C Hector by his derniirs AT 3
O'Clock, the hour appointed for tho transfer
20 take place, tue deputies aad other 9th halls
named assembled in one Of the large rooms,
when Capt Jamea S. Rsdd, the deputy from
Henry. called The meeting to order, and In
appropriate remarks explained its object.
Then upou motion Of Capt. Rsdd the chief
deputy. Capt W. II. Fowle, was selected to
present tie Gaze. A committee of three
deputies, Bumeardner, DR.. Dunn and r.
G.. Penn, were appointed to inform Capt.
Shepherd that his presence was desired. Ia
a few moments Capt. Shepperd appeared,
when Chief Deputy Fowle took the cane
and in behalf OF the officers named present
ed il with much feeling.
Captain Sheppard Was taken by surprise,
but his remarks were feeling and were
specially appropriate No token, he said, was
needed to convince him of the esteem Of all
under him, and he thanked all for the man
ner in which they had discharged the duties
of their position, thereby e!evating the SER
vice to a higher plane than was known
under the republican administrations. He
closed with an expression Of hope that no
one would relax his efforts 10 behalf OF de-
mocracy end with his hest wishes for all.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

Nothing like it for dyspepsia and indigestion.
Simmons Liver Regulator is safe sure cure.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

All miserable sufferers with dyspepsia are curet
by Simmons Liver Regulat I.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12
Their Rusiness Booming.

When you feel uncomfortable about the ssom-
ach take Simmons Liver Regulator.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

ALEXANDRIA, VA, Aug. ID, 1889.
WE TAXI this mode of thanking the firm Of
w Messrs. WISE s. co INSURANCE AGENTS,
for the payment of our lts,es by the fire which
destroyed our tannery, and hereby recommend
the companies reprss nted by them to the insur-
ing public.
1t c. C.. SMOOT & SONS,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

Do not weaken the stomach with strong chemi-
Gals. Simmons Liver Regulator is mild but effec-
tive
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

A MILITARY FAMILY J V.
Davis, VINO 10 row the superintendent of the
National Cemetery at Alexandria. W..
comes Of an eminentiy military fsmiiy.
Io 1861 the family included sixteen men, to
wit: His father, five uucies, four sons, four
nephews, d son in-law, aud a brother in-law,
making The above total OF these there
were in the federal army fur sons, four
nepbews, four nucles snd brother in.law-
in all thirteen. Three of this family were
killed in action, one died ia the hoe
pital and three others were wounded. max
ing seven killed End wounded and a death
in the nos pi!al Il is doubtful il this record
can bs executed or eqnaled 10 the entire
country WaShiagton Herald
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12
ALEXANDRIA GAZETTE AND VIRGINIA ADVERTISER"

PERSONAL Veue Reece, aecompa-
-, hy her neice, Stella Herbert: ieis on
Saf 10y 70 visit to relatives In Ne"a' :
Nh Horace A. Coakley. formerly OF TINS
city, IT now With Mr. c. 3. friee u's
giste, Washington. has relurneov i.o
pleasant visit to the mountains a o oi,v .satsr.
Rev o F. Flippo was vas % R. IIS on CSureb
day and preached at the S q ap".su.;lia Pan.
,o LUIS, n county, is visiting Mrs. W. NJ.
smith on upper King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

SUIT aGAINsr THE MIDLAND-Sait ives
instituted IA the Circni, Cur, Of fitl-visan
la ou F.idiY against ina + ctmn d AL
DAov,l a,:road com any aud ~ V,teini,
Mpimud railroad company 10, $40 900 dsm
ages by r. J. Davis, jr., of LynchhurS, Oh
account of injuries sustained last winter.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12
LOCAL BREvITIEs.

E. II. Jones, farmer from Fairfax county.
was robbed of q pocketbook containing SO
at the Center Market, In Washington, on
; Saturday.
St. Pau:'s church is rapidly approaching
completion. 1t has been frescoed aud re-
painted within and without. and will be
exceedingly handsome when finished.
Over two hundred members of the Vnirn-
teer Firemens Association of New York
will attend the Plattsburg fremen's conVen
ton, taking with them their handsome
double deck machine, the old Sun engine
formerly of this CITY, which has jast come
out of the psinters' hands.
new addition to st Mays Academy is in
process Of erection under direction Of Mr.. Thomas
Scott The new part will contain an art rocm is
by % feet and dormitory. The sp'ce on the
first floor will serve to extend the psyroom for the
pupils in stormy weather.
Capt. G.. A. Mushbacb, special commissioner,
has sold to Mr.. Chss B. Marshall house and lot
on the aouth side of King between fred ana
Patrick adj dining the parsonage Of the Southern
Methodist Church, for 81 ,16O.
At colored Baptist bush meeting he'd near
Falls Church last night fight occurred, aud Al
Bowmqn was severely cut by another colored, nan.
The assault is likely to result fatally.
The remains of the late Mrs. Samuel Lindsey
wsro brought here to day from Washington for
intsrment. Tho funeral took place from St Ma
rvs Church.
The regular meeting of the Board of Directors
OF the Y. NJ. G. A will be held - morrow ues
day, night at O'Clock.
Mr.. W. F. Skillman, OF the county, was thrown
from his wagon on Saturday and badly bruised.
Minister to Bible class What solitary
wonder of Egypt exce!led in cost and splen-
dor all the Temples of the Greeks put to
gethe,?' No answer.
Minister TO infant elasa: What remedy
of this country is 30 universally used for
children teetbine?"
Chorus: = sToNEBRAKsR's GUM SYRUP"
Minister, Right"
Aek for INDIAN GLUE, it mends every
thing solid as rock. Complete for cents.
Sold everywhere.
Facts speak louder than words Simmons Liver
Regulator will always cure.
SHILoH's CATARRH REMEDY positive
cure for Caterrh. Diphtheria and Canker-
Mouth. Sold by E. S. Leadbeater & Bro.
Nothing like it for dyspepsia and Indigestion.
Simmons Liver Regulator is a safe. sure cure.
SLEEPLEss NIGHTS, made miserable by
that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure is the
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

Aek for INDIAN GLUE, it mends every
thing solid as rock. Complete for cents
Sold everywhere.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

Facts speak louder than words Simmons Live
Regulator will always cure
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

DIED Nj. Wa. l.. Skinner. young
druggist, formerly with JAnuey Il Walfisld.
of this ci y, died in Washington yesterday
morning after long and protracted illness,
aged about 25 years. His remains we're
to-day taken to his late home at Fairfax
Courthouse for nterment. His life was in
su ed for 81 600 for the benefit of his mother.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

ANOTHER CHARTER Judge Norton has
granted charter of Incorporation to the
International D edging Company The OBJ
ecs Of the company are to engage in the
manufacture, purchase and sale of dredging
boats, machinery and appliances for dredg
ing ard excavaiing The principal Q flee is
to be 10 this ty and the capital stock is to
be no: lees than 81 900 600 TO be divided into
shares of 100 each.
TIE officers are Daniel McCornville,
president aud treasurer, and Chas. Mac
Gowau, vice-president and secretary, both
of Washington.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

FATAL ACCIDENT "A brakeman on the
Virginia Midland railroad ramed Nimrod
Herring, from Abemarle county, was fatally
Injured saturday afternoon, near Rockish
Station. in Melon county. He went out to
flag train aud fell asleep on the track, aud
was run over by passing train. The
Lypchburg Tiigjniua saws: He was
brought to the Home aud Retreat in this
city, and EXPIRED in few moments after
resching that place. His remains were
p!sc, d 10 chsrae Of the undertaken to await
the arrival of his friends from Albemsrlp. y
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1889-08-12

Mr.. W. F. skilman, Of the county, was thrown
from his wagon on Saturday and badly bruised.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

w. S. WELLS Of Wilkesbarre, Pa,
is the possessor of beautiful black
and white cocker spaniel, which for
intelligence perhaps is not surpassed
by any dog in the state. Every
morning, as soon as ''Boss hears his
master stirring, he brings his slip
pers, after which he scampers to the
front porch for the morning paper,
always being caeful to close the door
behind him. "Boss" never thinks
OF retiring for the night without
first saying his prayers. He places
his front feet upon a chair, bows his
head reverently, closes his eyes and
nothing but amen" pronounced by
his master will induce him to cease
his devotions.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
Too we'll known to need lengthy
advertisement-Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. so cents by druggists.

The Newbury, N. G., postoffice
is giving the Postmaster General a
great deal of trouble. In May last
a colored man, Charles Whitmire,
was appointed postmaster at that
place, but his commission was with
held because the white people OF the
town, so it is reported, threatened if
a cclored man were made postmas-
ter to boycott Wanamaker's Phila-
delphia clothing house. Henry
Kennedy, a colored man, who was
Harrison delegate to Chicago. was
in Washington a day or two ago in
Whitmire's interest. In the course
of a conversation with the CORES
pendent he said; 81 am disguised;
SO are the majority of my people. |
am going to speak my mind when |
get home, and tell the colored folks
that they need no longer look to
the Republican party for their sal
vation. We are only to be given
the crumbs, except in few individ-
ual cases, and white democrats who
promise to become republicans are
to be given the fat places. There is
absolutely no use in our fighting any
longer to keep up a republican or
ganization. l am in favor of my
people making speedy terms with
the white people Of the south, for
in such course there lies the whole
solution OF the race problem"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

1t is estimated at the Agricultural
Department at Washington that five
hundred million dollars are lost
every year from insect rayages. Sup:
pose we conld save that; why, there is
the profit. Well, we have made some
progress. Prof. Webster has gone to
Australia. He was sent there by the
government TO import-bugs that de-
stroy other bugs. We hope they will
do better than the English sparrow.
Every animal in existence has an
enemy. Every insect has an enc
my: has its parasite. One of the
best ways in the world to destroy
insect pests is to breed parasites on
them.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

IF man wants to walk through a
fiery furnace he is only to wrap him
self in asbestos. That substance re-
Sists fire and does not conduct heat.
A young man named Marvin, in or
der to earn reward of one thousand
dollars a few days ago, clothed him
self in asbestos and walked to the
mouth of burning natural gas well
at Ruthyep, Ontario, Canada, and
closed the ori6ce Of the well, and
thus put an end to the fire. Engi-
neer;ng skill had failed to put out
the fire. Water thrown upon it by
powerful engines had no other effect
than to generate great clouds OF
steam. Asbestos clothes are what
fremen should have.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
Value of Advertisements.

"Do | believe in advertising, "
said a prominent lawyer, a day or
two ago. "Well, rather; and in the
hidden advertisement more than in
any other. | remember, one day,
reading very interesting story that
ended in what l took to be puff
for DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative
Pellets. | threw down the paper in
a rage. Not a week after that I
needed some medicine of that kind,
and went and bought those same
little pills" ''Did l find them
good?" "Why, yes, the best thing
of the kind | ever saw, but that has
nothing to do with the first question,
and l only mention the joke on my
self to show that advertising does
pay"