New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-21
THE Talk or THE DAY.


only these wods: The man neat door played the
German flute
Count Spaghetti Cdalntiy touching Miss Pu-sesrng:
hair)-Ah, It IL like ~ finish on re rose; u remiha
me Of re hair Of re man used 70 shave long ago.
Miss PursesriDgs- shave, count why "hat can
SoT The count. collecting himself-Yes, msmsele. In
our country it IL 10 custom for ze noolemens soIt
10 shave each other for pleasure. tAslug.l VIZ
kick nv self for month for zat-tlndiahapohs Ne"s
A Lansingburg. Rensselaer, County. man has luss
been Granted a patent on an electrical swirh' 10
Is evidently time that The Lansingburg small boz
began behave himself
~ IS now Clorlnda goes with John
10 game vi ball;
She's never seen game Deioro,,
And John would like 10 crawl
Beneath the seat and HE away
And lose the sport ana all
To hear Clorinda talk like this
say, John, what do they eau
That funny futcd apron, and
What is that great high wan
Oh sec him slide say, John, dear does
IL hurt them when they fali
.wby did the Fat man call out 'strikep
think he's got gall; 49,
The little fellow with the stick
Did not come near the BALL
@why did he only run round oncei
III he'd done more than crawl
He might have got around p, again
Saws John: They've killed the umpire, but
You needn't mind at ALL" ,rS,
,n. ho,e, men OF this State formed theh
association in 1857. largely 10 protect Themselves
from sneak thieves and deal beat guests frcs'
dent W d. Garrison, OF the Association, says that !"
one wear before it formed the proprietors OF the
Aston House had to pay for fourteen gold ws'ches
stolen from guests, and he himself at the Grand
rrrion had 70 pay for seven gold watches. Bus
since the organization Of the hotel men they have
not suffered any raids from sneak thieves. and Mr..
Garrison last year did not have to pay for slngls
gold watch.
would.be Purchaser-These cigars are smaller than
Tobacconst-Yes you see the cigar manufacturing
noticed that the last two inches OF the cigars are AZ
ways thrown away, SO ne makes ene" no" ." "i''"
shorter-(The Omaha word.
c. f. Myers, manager Of balloon ascensions' says
that he receives many requests from people who
sire TO 90 up In his balloons. He writes In me
North Adams Transcript: Yesterday had two-Mr
Hawkins by mail, and young lady VINO apphea
personally. To-day / have two-one by young ISiy
and another by a young man. July 4 had very
numerous ascensons. At one from East saginaw
Mch l took up a young lady Of twenty years In ms
presence of 10000 people. and from Muskegon' hch'
sent up young man alone for hs hrst TRIP On .n'
gassy globe From new location we hope 'ns
summer to make frequent experimental sscehe' "
il is likely that shall here give ventureson" p
the opportunity they crave
JIggs-Hello Grggs. Been down TO the seasnore'
Gnggs-Yes just coming back
JigG-Get anything new down tbereI ,r.. cou
GflggS-NcWl YES gut inc UruioaoA"' N'-~
mercial Bulletin.
IL Is strange that no actress lately been rooea
OF her diamonds or that no has recently boushs
$4,000 dog. Pc haIs their inclination Tor SEQ
advertisement has been subdued by the Announcement
of %, 900 hotel proprietors that the shah OF Persia
thinks OF coming to this delightful resort IN tho
month Of August
WIITED
IT was blt a month or two ago,
thought we'd frozen be
And now I'd really like 10 punes
Into the Polar Sea.
1T was but q week or two ago
/ said TO young and DID,
Pray do not tighten garments yes
The weather Is too cod.'
But now sit and pant and puff,
with palm leaf fan in hand
A glass of icc-cod lemonade
Beside me Oh a stand
And as l quan the cooling draught
/ wipe my brow and CRY
"My friends would that You and
Could lay all clothing by
THE Boston Transcript
| What becomes OF all the paperl There are 1000
pulp and paper mills at work the year round But
the newspapers and magazines consume vast quann-
! ties OF IT, The Century Company take nearly ZOO
month for their publications. and their paper
! bill amounts to 100000 yearly. Harper Brothers
take $4,000 reams Robert Bonner 10000 reams 81
idme Two cheap literature firms buy 100000
worth of paper year One patent medicine nrm
buys 100000 worth Of paper every year
Your own True Lovo-A marriage license was
| that was a beauty. The happy bride had
pasted paper flowers all over !, ana sne
always " Ever thy love-, Forget me nor hsn
own true love- etc, etc Deputy Dsne r nss w"
seasck ever since 1t came in-'ind'a""p'"' '0"''