New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-08
THE TALK OF THE DA Y.

The vestry OF an abandoned Episcopal Church m
Philadelphia have Just refused rent the church n
Episcopal clergyman who desired 10 hold popular
religious services in IT, the strange ground that
would be dissertation of the sacred e1lfce to allow
motley crowds to enter 1t. That vestry had better
resign.
Pride and Preiudlce.-CTime 80 p. m.l-smiAlns
ton-1f you will come 10 my room, my man, I'll ga
you an old dress coat 10 wear.
Dllapidated Tramp-say, look a. here, do y9g sup
pose that Pye fallen so low that wear swallertA
before D. M? Never - Harvard Lampoon
In some Of the downtown Democratic stronghold,
the motto election day " Vote as you drink
strayed or stolen.-wickwire-Whata are you looking
Mudge-sOmebody stole Yaksley's umbrella.
WickwireEBut why should that worry youl
Mudge-They stole 1t from me.-(Ierre Haute II
press
To the city Of New-York Just drop that five million
in the slot and the Worlds Fair come out
"when is II more blessed to give than to receiyer
expected the bad boy whom she addressed TO answer
always" But he didn't He simply paraBLs
matters by shouting: Why. when you git morn yos
give, Of ourse"-(Cincnnati Tmes-siar
young man in Kansas City has petitoned to hsu
bis name changed because bis father has disgraced
Now to make things even, let few fathers who's
names have been dsgraced by their sons ask to ha"
their names changed
A sad State Of Affairs. -Mamsboy-What avta
drInkarls those Romans must have been
Papsjoy-Where did you get that lceaI oidn'
know I6ey were particularly Incorporate
a warning was hung Cave Canem'-bewar tb
grower !-(Harvard Lampoon
In the campaign now ended the Republican speeches
were breezy and the Democratic speeches windy Con
sequently there was good deal of ventilation al
around
A gentleman who IS confirmed bachelor was penn
tod tlx It adj
resistance to all attempts TO lead him INTO matrf
mony. ,, 49,. - ~ .o,,,,
escape who has had all the snares laid for him thsd
have been spread for you. $1,000. 49,.
81 should never have been able TO preserve my
liberty he answered. had 1t not been for certain
window Winterst.'
" A window on winter 81. what was there IN tha'
lit was filled with the materials Of which ths
ton OF gravity. Whenever was N any danger y
becoming engaged | have simply walked aroand ana
looked In at that window. and have thereby Deen
saved '-(Boston Courier
The graduates of ST. Agncs's School, Albany, are b
erect an aumnae hall adjoining the school
Made he said sonly as he pulled os, 'h'
No." she answered, with all the earne''hess
He paused as ii in deep thought, and then said
Strange strange how simple word revives sc'net
and Impressions that have passed away. ! am slmos
certain that 1 have heard that before.'-tMerchan'
Traveller.
The registration law Is all right, but IL ought % o.
amended so as 10 allow citizens who move about Tho
LIST of November to vote. A large number OF voter
now lose their vote in this way, simply because 1t 10
becoming common practice to lease from October Of
November 1.
And the mention Of the Nationalist reminds me o.
BIT of talk which heard on the train one DAY 10
Gently. when was vending my way toward the sare
precincts of Concord one young. ana somevhA car
low, man endeav0ring 70 convert another OF M
own age, but evidently Of much more mental stamina
the Nationalist doctrines as he understood. Or III
pleases the court better. as he misunderstood mem
He elaborated at some length the great advantages
the community Of goods and the universal brotherno1
Of mankind which was 10 result therefrom. and
length his friend obecte that the difficulty seemed
be that under the conditions imposed BY the cons1
tuition Of the minds of men, 1t would be impossbe'
maintain the equality once established.
"suppose you distribute things" he said. the snc
ones would get hold of It all again.
tst regnonded eagerly Every SIX months eveythini
is to be distributed anew"-(A'lo Bates In Providers
Journal.
Tho election IS over, but there plenty Of otha
things to talk about-the annual kick of the football
players likewise of the baseball brotherhood, the TN
OF the Pan American delegates, the impending NEE
ing Of Congress and the between the local DIN
ocratic bosses
Crinke.-I understand you own an acre Of rou"
I'm Blank township. What do you value II at' |.
Fickeu-Well, Il is worth about $3.50; oI
rannose inrV would find that L was worth sbosi
$5OO0-(Norrstown Herald.
The venerable and conservative University OF REM
sylvania has decided 10 open It's doors 10 "on's
The coed idea is spreading. By tho way. lsa.
It about time for some of the women's coueses
open an annex for men Turn ABOUT -
play.