The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-12-27
BRE4KFAST BUDGET,

Buffalo Bill and his Wild West show
are at Barcelona, Spain,
A new edition Of Emin Pasha's "Afri
can Letters and JOurnals"is announced
II hurts lessto hit the nail on the heac
than II does to hit 1t on the iinger.-Bo'
ton Globe.
Winters home Is besieged by tourists
and y large part Of his time is taken VI
by visitors.
DR.. Carver, the best OF pigeon shots, II
carrying out an engagement at the Royal
Aquarium.
Live within your income, because 1t IL
very inconvenient to live without it,
TtrG SDlimg'.
Alphonse Daudet Is said by publishers
to BIZ the most popular French author
living or dead.
Saloons have bartenders, when bar
touGhs would seem more appropriate
Pittsburgh Chronicle,
Tho Princess Louise, marchioness oil
Lorne, IL painting q portrait OF her
mother, Queen Victoria.
Visitor-"What Is your sons name?'
Misunderstanding 7. Smith; but we
call him Socks for short.-Judge.
w. S. Gilbert, the libreLtist, satisfied
that "The GondOliers" Ia q success, has
started for India with his wife.
1t Is rather mean on the part Of old
Mother Europe to hang the influenza on
Americas Christmas tree.-SyracuSe
Herald.
The Century for January will contain
q portrait ol James BriCe, the author OF
"fhe American Commonwealth. with
a sketch OF his life.
His hOnor-"What made you steal
this gentlVman's door mat2" Prisoner
Sure, yer honor, 1t said 'WilCome' in
letters as long "a your ar'r.rm.'-Pack
It's a wise nun that knows the exact
length OF the railroad tunnel before he
undertakes to change his shirt between
daylight and daylight In
quirer.
Editor-"I really don't know whether
you intended this article 10 be funny or
otherwise Author Qnspired)-"Can't
you use it in your puzzle Department."
Puck.
William Henry billiard, the American
painter, always gets a great reception
when he goes 10 Amsterdam, because
he Is a descendant Of John Van der
Hayden.
Hon, Bonum Nye, Of North Brook
field, Mass, has lived under the admin.
istratlon Of every American President,
aud IL still abi0 to run a railroad and
mauage a bank.
Andrew Young, author OF the popular
hymn, "rhere Is a Happy Land" de.
parted therefor recently, AZ the good old
uge Of SO years. Mr.. Young lived aud
died in Edinburgh.
Mrs. H.--"Maggie, where do you sup.
pose you will go % II you tell such false
hoods rs this?" Maggie-"Sure, mG'am,
| don't care; 1 hays friends in ayther
place."-HarLford Ldmpoon.
~ came pretty near being hung by a
mob once. Case Of mistaken identity,
Terrible moment Of suspense, wasn't
III" "No; but | thought it was going
TO be- Washington Capital.
The statue OF Nj. Beecher Is not liked
because 1t does not resemble him very
much. Statues arc not made 10 resem.
BILE folks, They are madeto keep artists
from starving Hartford Post
For the past year JET Davis had been
engaged on an extended autobiography
and 10 said to have completed several
chapters. Mrs. Davis will arrange the
material for publication in book form.
Georgia has turned out a couple o.
electric girls, and nov sonie n hM die.
covered an e%leCttiC mule. We nevel
saw a mule that didn't carry a fully
equipped battery around with him.
Wilmington IN. O) Star.
Shell don't SEQ why you did MOI
build q bigger coal bin" He-"Why
we can never get more than 4 ton at a
time" Shell know; but 1t would
leok as II we could get more-to thu
Neutrality-suspicious. a Week.
Stranger lin New YOtk)-"Why Il
that crowd gathering about the foot o
that telegraph pole2 l don't see any
thing strange" New YOrker-"You
don't. They're waiting for the linemat
on the pole to get killed."-Ldwrtnc
American
DR.. Won Dolliuger addressed tn.
Munich Academy Of Sciences recently
and in that connection the LoudOl
Athepaum makes the surprising aSser
ton that "his capacity for work an,
keen delight In II are still undiminiShed.'
Dollinger Is n~inely.one years old.
United States Minister Lincoln 10 still
at Versailles, where bis son Abraham ha
Just recovered from a dangerous illness
A CarbunCle which was operated upol
premAturely left the boy 10 q state q
p%rostration from which II was thought q
I one time he would not rally.
At the circus last summer Freddy 81,
q strange sight. One elephant was stauC
ing nicely balanced on the back {
another while the whole huge bull
walked slowly around the ring. "Ot
mammal" cried the boy, "Idldn't kno'
there were two.Itofy elephants -Ludg
Five copies Of Cardinal Gibbons NO,
book, "Our Christian Heritage" hay
l uCuu beLb W Etuuuu uuuubVuuHly UuuuN
The copy intended for the pope
bound In rich white call, In q white vi
tered silk case, With round corners On
solid Gilt edges. The front 10 lettered |
gold, ITO Our Most Happy Father, Il
Little Johnny 10 having a good stfeu
\ and IL learning q new prayer, The 9TH
.IaLA ~ a0NntdnlnA 40 sanIann NaN,nInNnI
his old NOV ! lay me" with his ne
soar Father who art Il. Heaven" L
had begun all right and had ptogteBSC
90 far az Ton earth as II 10 In Heaven
when tho slight nervousness Of Il
occasion drove The rest Of the prayer O.
OF hia mind, SO be CROPPED yAlnl!
"-in Heaven. Welly Lord" saj
Johnny, nohChAlantly, II ain stuck !"
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