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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11

the ring against any living man except
Sullivan. Two sheriffs were present at
the ring side but no movement was
made to interfere with the fight. There
was long dispute regarding the selec-
ton of q referee, John Fltz-
patrick of Missouri being finally
chosen. After the men had
each put up 81 900 to win the stripping
was completed, and Sullivan's superb
ority in the matter of size and muscular
development was at once commented
upon. AS the sun was clouded when
the fight began there was no advantage
to either man in respect of position.
THE ROUNDS.
Time was called at 1910. In the first
round Kilrain won the first fall In the
third Kilrain rushed in and clinched,
but Sullivan avoided him and delivered
some terrific short arm blows. In the
fourth round both men were painting,
and there were cries Of Sullivan is
licked" Kilrain succeeded in getting
Sullivan's head in chancery, but John L.
got in good blow on his opponents
nose.
In the sixth round when Kilrain drew
first blood, Sullivan went at him right
and left, Kilrain retreated but Sullivan
followed him up and gave him a right
handler in the neck, followed by his left
in the stomach which laid Kilrain flat
on his back.
The tenth round was disastrous one
for Kilrain. Sullivan delivered heavy
blows on Jake's chest, neck, ribs and
nose and finally sent him to earth.
In the thirteenth round Sullivan beat
Kilrain all around the ring and finally
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11

Rosa, the 3-year-old daughter of Henry
Pusch, living near Anoka, drank a
quantity of whisky which the father had
carelessly left in bottle in the water
pail, and died from the effect,
At Moorehead boarder pretended to
be sick and borrowed the landlady's
watch SO he could tell when to take his
medicine. After getting the watch he
left the place and has not been seen
since.
Several men, wearing masks and call
ing themselves white Caps" took two
brothers, named Brown, from their
house at Anoka, and horse-whipped
them. They both were charged with
stealing chickens.
The report comes from the village of
Albany, twenty miles west of st. Cloud,
on the Manitoba road, that black diph-
liberia has broken out in 113 families.
Both churches and the schools have been
closed. No deaths have occurred so far.
, While Severt Lee and Guttorm Hem
erickson were blowing at Holland, near
Mule lake, they found a gold chain and
a gunlock beside human skull. The
place where the relics were found is sup
posed to have been an Indian burying
ground.
Edward F. Phillips and George Peu.
two United States prisoners now in the
county Jail at st. Paul, on the charge of
selling whisky to Indians, expressed
their desire to plead guilty and were al
lowed to do SO by Judge Nelson. Pell
lives in Hubbard comfy and Phillips in
Carleton county. Both men have been
several months in jail. ,
United States Marshal Campbell last
week sold at auction the 400 pounds of
opium seized at Minnesota Transfer last
spring. Among the bidders were several
Cinnamon from San Francisco. Moves
Bros. & Cutler, of st. Paul, bid $3.50 q
pound and secured the opium. 1t was
bought by them for San Francisco par
ties. The duty alone on opium is SO
pound. Y
Fayette Marsh has instituted criminal
proceedings against Alderman George
Low, I, G. Kitty, F. B. Yates, A. W.
Fattee and James Goodman, the men,
beTs of the city council of Saltwater
who have held Office prior to the present
year. Marsh, il his complaint, charges
that the council Rad levied assessments
for the improvement of certain streets,
but applied the money to other sources:
that they votea to pay bills on con-
tract in which ons of the aldermen were
interested, and voted to pay more than
his contract AVA ded him.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
Deserted Miss O,HaIInran-

New YORK, July 1.-THE Worlds Paris
correspondent telegraphs that Artist
Hitchcock, who eloped with Agnes
O'Halloran, left her Saturday morning
for London, where he is staying at
fashionable hotel, hiding his identity
under the nanle of Smith. He is evil
IDENTIFY tired of the company of Agnes
OHalloran, as to-day he wired her for
his wife's address. Persons interested
in the case say that Hitchcock is repent
ant and wishes to become reconciled
with his wife again.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
Trains Lighted by Electricity

Trains Lighted by Electricity
and heated by steanrare the latest inn
pro vements for the benefit of its patrons,
adopted by the Chicago, Milwaukee and
St. Paul railway. The vestibuled trains
of this company, to and from Chicago,
are now equipped with the very finest
sleeping cars ever turned out by the Pull
man company. These contain twelve
sections and a drawing room and smok-
ing room; have three lavatories for gen.
tlenen and three for ladies, supplied with
hot and cold water. The cars are equipp-
ed with modern closets, and two of the
sections in each car are draped to secure
privacy when desired. The entire train
is lighted by incandescent electric lights,
enabling the passengers to read the finest
print in any part of the car without diff
Guilty.
No such trains were. ever before run in
he Northwest, and they are well worthy
the inspection of the public.
Tie prompt adoption of all improve
:nents for the comfort and safety of the
ira pubIlc by this great company
acc ,1its nigh position in the esti-
ma be people, land gives it the
bui e,c pattonage, notwithstand-
ing Of old and,new lines into
the apetition.-St. Paul Pio-
nee Ks.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
Catholic Prayer Book Revised.

BALTIMORE, July S.-The Roman Cath
Ole prayer book authorized by the third
plenary council of Baltimore, which met
in 1884, has been completed and placed
in the hands of the printer. 1t will take
the place of the various Catholic prayer
books now in use. Every page Of it in
proof sheets was sent to every Catholic
bishop and archbishop in the United
States for their approval, and as issued,
it will have the unanimous Endorsement
of the hierarchy.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
NORQUAY is DEAD,

The Noted Ex-Premier Of Canada Sud-
denly Stricken Down.
WINNIPEG, Man., July 6.-Hon. John
Norquay, the veteran ex-premier of this
province, died here suddenly of heart
disease. He was native Of this coun-
try, of Scotch and Indian parentage,
and was the central figure in politics
since the province entered the confeder-
alton. He was accounted one of the
leading politicians of the Dominion, and
his death will be an irreparable loss. He
was As years of age, and was premier
fourteen years.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
TAYLOR THE LUCKY MAN,

Wisconsin Man Appointed on the In
terstate Commission.
WASHINGTON, July lO.-The president
made the following appointments:
Horace A. Taylor, of Wisconsin, COM
missioner of railroads; Thomas G. Men
denhall, of Indiana, superintendent of
the United States coast and geodetic
survey; Henry w. Diederich, of Indi-
diana, United States consul at Leipsic.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
LATEST MARKET PRICES,
St. Paul Union Stock Yards.

Cattle-Good to choice ripe corn fed steers
s35O@4OO; good to choice fat native steers, So rs
@3.S5: do COWS, S2G3.00; common cows and mix
ed, S10002.5O; bulls, S1.OOG25O; mich cows.
S1s935; stockers, &17502e0; feeders, S2.OO0
800; veal calves, $2@350; butchers steers S25O
Q3.5O,
Sheep-Good to choice shearling muttons, s. so
GAS; fair to good muttons, $3.00D4O0; lambs
S3.5014.50
Hogs-Light, S41o@4sO; mixed, S40oa425:
heavy, S4.00M425.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
How THE FIGHT Went.
Particulars OF the LONG Talked
Of Fight Between Sullivan
and EAilrain.
It Was,a Long Battle in Which Both
Men Showed Their Guali-
ties,
But Kilrain Was No Match for the
Great and Only SElli-
van.

New ORLEANS, July 9.-The big fight
is over. Kilrain has been fairly, squarely,
honorably whipped in contest in which
the beaten man has no cause to be
ashamed of his defeat. There is no
manner of doubt that Jake Kilrain is a
game man, and a good fighter, and the
men who saw him fight will put up their
money on him the next time he enters
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11

naander or the Egyptian forces, mas III
formed the government that he has
sighted the main body of the dervisbes
moving in a northerly direction. They
are 5000 strong and have 800 camels.
Col. Wodehouse does not think the force
under his command strong enough to
justify another attack upon the der
wishes, but he is following them with all
his available troops in steamers. Mean
while he advises the collection of a
strong force at Assouan to cooperate
with him.
Blundering Switchman.
COLOGNE, July 9.-The Frankfort ex-
speed, ran into an open switch and
dashed into an empty train which was
standing on the sidetrack. Eight per-
sons were instantly killed and eleven
others were injured. A laundering
swithman caused the wreck.
The Pope's Successor.
BRUSSELS, July 9.-The Rome CORES
pondent of The Independence Beige
says that the pope, at the recent consis-
tory advised that Cardinal Lavigerie be
selected as his successor.
Peace for Samoa at Last.
SYDNEY, N. s. W., July S.-Advices
from Samoa state treaty of peace has
been concluded between Mataafa and
Tamasese. The investigation of the
charges that the British consul at Apia
had given assistance to Mataafa has been
ended and the consul exonerated.
Great Slaughter of Dervishes.
CAIRO, July S.-The Egyptians under
Col. Wodehause have again defeated
the dervishes, 800 of whom were killed
and 700 deserted or were taken prison.
erS.
Next Time in America.
LONDON, July 6.-The World Sunday
school convention has decided to hold
the next convention in America in 1893.
The exact location and date are to be
determined by the committee.
Fifteen Were Killed.
LONDON, July 10.-Through collision
between passenger and freight train
near Cuilnita, in Roumania, fifteen peo-
pie were killed and many others injured.
Prince Nicholas Dead.
LONDON, July 1O.-Prince Nicholas, of
Mingrelia, once a prominent candidate
for the Bulgarian throne, is dead. His
death occurred in the Caucasus.
To Reinforce Woodehouse.
CAIRO, July 10.-Three battalions of
British infantry and squadron of hus-
sars have been ordered to Assouan to re-
inforce Col. Woodehouse.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
THE GRAIN MARKETS.
Chicago.

Wheat-Strong and higher; cash, s43Sc; Sep
TENDER, sozsc; December, S23sc. -
Corn-Ffrm; cash IS 15-l6c; August, s5Mc;
September, 561sc.
Oats-Firm; cash, 225sc; August, % 1-16c; Sep
TENDER, 2211ac.
Rye-Cash, 42Ac.
Barley-No. September, &c.
Prime timothy, S1.45.
Flax-No. /, Sl.33
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
In Memory of Mrs. HAYES.

CHICAGO, July 8.-The 10000 local w.
G. T. Unions have been requested to
hold memorial services in honor of the
late Mrs. r. B. Hayes by Miss Frances
E. Willard. president of the Worlds w.
c.. I. U. The date fixed for these SER
vices is Sunday, July gS.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
Press Com,nent. About war.

LONDON, July S.-The Russian press
declares that in the event of war be-
tween Russia and Germany, Denmark,
Russia's natural ally, would range her
forces against Germany. But Danish
papers treat the subject very gingerly,
but protest in an exceedingly cautious
manner, against Russia's assumptiQnA !
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11

Cattle-Beeves, S3.50@430; Texans, s275a
$50; stockers and feeders, S2.3O6315
Hogs--Light, S3.4044.65; rough packing, S4.25
@435; mixed, S4.359455; heavy packing and
shipping, S4.40@4.50.
Sheep-Natives, S3.9OG5.O0; lambs, S5.OO@6.0 90:
Texans, SO. 60@430; Western feeders, IS, 4Od14.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
GOODYEAR RUBBER co. FAILED.

One of the Best Known Firms in tho
Country Compelled to Make an Assign
ment.
PROVIDENCE, R. l., July 6.-The Good
year Rubber company made an assign
ment. The attachment placed upon
them Sears Commercial company on
Saturday was followed up until $716, 1000
worth of attachments swamped them.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11

PHILADELPHIA, July 6.-Thomas Ew-
ing Sherman, son of Gen. William T.
Sherman, has been raised to the order of
sub-deacon by Archbishop Ryan. On
Sunday he will be ordained priest.
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1t is stated that the Delagoa bay rail-
road company will oppose arbitration of
the different cases now affecting it un-
less full control of the line is first placed
in its hands.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
Experimenting with Carrier Pigeons.

WILMINGTON, Ohio, July S.-Seven
carrier pigeons were loosed here at $50
a. M, central time. Their destination
is Buffalo, N. Y. At that early hour
hundreds of people witnessed the birds
in their efforts to get a bearing for their
far-Off home,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
Kansas City Live Stock.

Cattle-Good to choice corn fed steers, go, ron
$3.50; common to medium, So. 9o935O; stockers
and feeding steers, s2.o0@3.10; cows, $15O@275
grass range steers $175@310
Hogs-Good to choice light, S43O@4s5;
heavy and mixed, S4.05@4.25.
Sheep-Good to choice mutt6ns S34Oa3.sO:
spring lambs, S3.50@l5.00.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
To Preserve NIonocacy.

FREDERICK. Nd, July lO.-The Mono
cacy battlefield association has arrived
here and are holding conference. They
want to form a national association.
Letters were read from Gen. Lew Wal
lace and others approving their plans and
profferiDp aid
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
THE CASULTYLIST,
Drowned Three of the Partv

Drowned Three of the Party.
SAVANNA, ILL.,, July 8.-Thomas Ra-
gan, Patrick Finn, Edward Howard.
John Riley, Thomas Riley and John
Deitmeier, while boat riding on the Mis-
sissippi river Thursday, overturned the
boat $40 yards from the Illinois side.
Parties who witnessed the accident from
the shore went to the rescue and sue
ceeding- in saving three of the party.
The others. Thomas Raglan, Edward
Howard and Patrick Finn, were
drowned.
Another Fatal Crossing Accident.
AKRON, Ohio, July 9.-Last evening
the Thunderbolt train on the New York
Pennsylvania and Ohio struck a buggy
at New Portage, killing the OCCUPANTS.
John Foven, aged 70, and his grand.
daughter, Carrie Orr, 9 years old. also
the horse Fover was driving.
Worse Than First Reported,
OKLAHOMA Cry, July 6.-The num.
Der of victims of Thursdays disaster ia
greater than was at first supposed. It in
now estimated lat about $50 people
were more or SIS injured. Fully a
dozen were dam srously hurt and are
lying in critical condition,
Death % Picnicers.
PIrTsBCRG, ju.y Sat a picnic at
Forest City fou" 7oung ladies and two
young men took IN old barge and started
fer ride On the creek. The barge can
sized and fur If the occupants were
drowned.
Drowned at Chicago.
CHICAGO, July G.-Herbert A. Pearson.
millionaire member of the Calumet
club, was drowned while bathing in the
lake off the foot OF Thirty first street at
10 o'clock Sunday night. Mr.. Pearson
was about 40 years of age and came to
this city about year ago from Bonanza
City, Custer county, Idaho, where he
was an extensive mine owner. He was
a cousin of Mrs. George M. Pullman and
was well known in society and club Cir
cles of thisfcity. N
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-07-11
st. Paul,

wheat-No. 1 hard, Sl.Os; No. Northern s100
G3102; No. Northern, 92GI94c.
Corn-No. 2, 3ic; July, SIC; sample, 330s4ISc.
oats-No. ?, white, a792sc; July, 2602Sc; No.
q white 22n25c r..
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Minneapolis.

wheat-No / hard July, s.1o6If; No. Northern
s1.0a; August Sec; September, SIC; No. g
Northern, 92c on track; No. hard, S1os; No.
Northern, Sl.02Gl1.05; No. Northern 92G6g7c
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Butter Choice creamery, 14015c; extra dairy,
1slS1l4c; frsts, @loc; packing stock, sc grease
3I5c.
Eggs-ss,eo0s.75 case.
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Dillon Will Vfsit America

DlIIOn VIII Visit America.
LONDON, July 1e.-John Dillon will
soon sail for America. He goes to Den
yer and thence to California, and expects
to be absent a whole year.
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Duluth.
BUTTER AND EGGS.

Wheat closed at s1.o5 for July, and sac for
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

An exchange gives 1t in thIs wise /:
Times are hard, money is scarce,
business lie dull, retrenchment is a
duty--please stop my, WbiskeyH
'Ob, no times are not hard enough
for that. But there 10 something
else that costs q large amount every
year, which l wish to save. Please
stop my Ribbons, jewelry, orna-
ments and trinkets2 mo, no, not
those; but | must retrench some-
where. Please stop N.Y. Tobacco,
cigars and snuff Not these, at all
but believe can see a way TO effect
quite a saving 10 another direction.
Please stop my Tea, coffee, and
unhealthy luxuries No, not these:
I must think Of something elsr. Alb!
I have II now. Ny paper costs ST.
30 year. Please stop my paper.
That will carry me through the panic
easily. believe in retrenchment
and economy, especially in braiL.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

'wOll Father Brown. how did you
like my sermoDP asked a young
preacher. 'Ye see parson,' was the
reply, I'm an old man now, and have
TO Get pretty we'll back by the stove {;
and there's oil Miss Smith, Wilder
Taft n Mrs. Kylan's darters n Nab.
by Brit, % all the rest, setting in
front Of me with their mouths wide
open, a swalleIin' down all the best
or the sermon n what gets down TO
me is pretty poor stuff, parson pretty
poor stuff
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

Once upon a time very good and
pious person saw bibulous man
coming out of saloon in state OF
mind and melan cboly intoxication.
oh. my friend cried the plous per.
son, Z am very sorry to see you com .
ing out Of such place.
rs that SOP replied the bibulous
man in a thick and fearful voice.
We'll, I will go right back again.
And he did so, leaving the pious per'
son standing on the sidewalk in great
amazement.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

What is go rare a. day in June
suddenly inquired young Mr.. Jabblcs
at the dinner table. 1T can't be this
steak, mu:tered Wobbles, with with.
ering sarcasm. Perhaps il lie pay
day with some people, said the land.
lady. returning the startled looks of
Wobbles with q stony glare.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

A German lately applied for a sit
uattOn as a snilor on board vessel
lying In the North river. Have you
ever been to scar asked the capt ain.
The German stared moment, IN
then said, does you s'pose / coined
over from Germany in q balloon
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

A child 10 ono Of the public schools
The other day. had occasion to parae
the word angel. Coming to the gen.
der she stopp ed, dismsyed, and esk-
% her teacher III there are any men
angelsv
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

A clergyman preached . very dull
sermon, set bis congregation to sleep
except poor fellow who was generally
considered deficient In intellect. At
length the reverend orator, looking
round. exclaimed: What, all asleep
but the poor idiotr 'Ay,' quoth the
fellow, 'and II had not been fool /
should have gone to sleep, too
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

1t Was colored preacher who said
to his flock: We have collection to
make this morning, and for de glory
OF heaven which ever ono stole Mr..
Jones' turkeys don't put anything on
the plate One who was there says !:
Every blessed niggah in de church
came down with The rocks
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

A railroad passenger, in going to
the train, refused TO show his tickets
to the gateman, saying: you know
me we'll enough. My face 10 my
ticket. oh, well,' retorted the gate.
man, displaying big fist, my ord
ers are to punch all tickets
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

Il know I've got q vein Of poetry
in me. SIR confide utially asserted the
young man to the editor. and oil /
want 10 GRANGE to bring it out.
what would you suggest, sir2' i
thtnk you had better see doctor and
have il lanced.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

Brown-Wbere's that flyer laid
on the table a moment agoG
Mrs. Brown You never expected
TO see that again, did your
Brown-And why notp
Mrs, Brown supposed you under.
stood enough Of parliamentary prac-
tice to know that when bill was
laid on tho table il was seldom heard
OF again.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

Mamma seeks to console her cry.
Tag child. why do you, John ?
What has hurt your Mamma land
he bawls more Justify than ever
yesterday l fell down and hurt my.
self. Yesterday! Then why do
you cry to- dayf' %, because you
were not at home Yesterday
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

Judge-Samuel Jones, you are
charged with robbing Widow Green's
chicken roost. What have you to cay
TO the charger
Samuel-Not guilty, Jedgc, to my
knowledge.
Explain YOURSELF.
'Jedge. if took dem chickens !
did il unconsciously. 1t am here.
ditary. Jedge; walks In my sleep.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21
WIT AND IIuMoR.

Don't you think Il extravsg an.
henry. tospsy $50 for dis mond ring
Tor your wifsr Not at all: you seem
20 forget how much I shall save on
her glove bill.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-06-21

Dear mel this IL so annoyipg I
said Mr.. Hagger.y, impatiently.
I've looked all over the house for nv
pipe and can't find It anywhere
Did you look in your MOUTH
asked Mrs. Hsggcrty, regarding him
With . smile.
NO, by Georgel And it's there
too, said Haggerty.