River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1889-07-11
NO CURE FOR BADNESS.
Fortune Awaits the Man Who Can solvs
the Riddle.


Can hair be made to grow on bald
heads?" said a fashionable hair
dresser, in response to a reporters
query: "Yes-and no. II a person be-
comes bald owing to illness the hair
can be made to grow again. In fact,
it will grow again without making. but
it can be aided and stimulated in its
growth by tonics. But if person il
deprived of his or her hair by natural
loss of vitality, it will not grow again,
and nothing has ever been compound
ed that will restore it. Natural bald
ness comes on gradually, and the awful
day of its complete triumph over the
hairs existence may be postponed by
the use of tOnics, but the final catas-
trophe can't be prevented. Long eX-
perience has taught me that fact,
although years ago | had the
personal opinion of the renowned
DIR. Bazin, of Paris, to that effect. |
have dressed heads for more than Il
quarter of "A century. Ihave lamented
with hundreds of my patrons from
whose heads not only the hand of time
but the indiscretions and carelessness
of youth were gradually but persist
emily plucl1ing the natural and often
luXuriant covering, and have annoint-
ed, drenched and plastered their too
apparent polls with lotions, tOnics and
pomatums, and rubbed and kneaded
and manipulated their failing scalps
until. if there had been one ember of
hair life left slumbering there, it must
surely have been brought back to its
wOuted fire and vigor, and have given
il up at last and handed them the card
hair restorative l have used five hun
dred. and every one was warranted to
not only prevent badness, but to re-
store to bald heads their sometime hir-
suite glory. Look at me. See what
remarkable growth of youthful gloss of
hair | have. 1t has not changed in
twenty-five years. Why?'
The hair-dresser seized his soft
brown hair with both hands, and with
a vicious jerk removed it from his
head. 1t was a costly wig. and his
head was as white and bare as a bill
lard ball.
That is whyr he murmured bitter
ly. And am not only hair-dresser.
but one skilled in every tonsorial art IL
there were help for badness other than
the skill of the wigmaker. do you sup
pose for moment that l, of all men,
would not know it. and, knowing it.
would not only have rescued myself,
but have saved 20 myself hundreds of
my most profitable customers? If that
is not proof enough that a man once
bald is always bald, just call TO mind
doctors Of your own acquaintance who
are bald as glass globes. They are
learned in the mysteries of drugs and
their preparation. They know what
result their combination and applica-
tion will produce. If any one living
were capable of curing badness some
one among these experts in the science
of medicine ought to be. You never
had occasion to go to a doctor to get
prescription for badness. have.
"'Come to me for cure for any
thing else, my medical adviser said
ANY thing else. said he, and | will
cure you. But badness. Why my
dear sir, Esculapius himself was as
bald as-a bald as-well, as bald as |
ann
And he was bald. this doctor of
mine. An onion has more hair than
he had, No, my son. II there lurked
anywhere in all the medica. of not on
~ Of this age but of past ages, the
name of one little herb or drug. or
whatever you may call it, that could
bid even one hair 10 grow where there
had been ten before. there would be
no bald doctors nor bald hairdressers.
and the discoverer of this boon would
live longer in the hearts of men than
would the much-spOken-Of individual
who is expected TO reach the summit
of all greatness some day by making
two blades Of grass grow where only
one grew before. N. Y. Mail and Ex-
OrpsS.