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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-06-24
Denver o o 700 o 3 o O-3
Milwaukee 30 O 9 O O 2 ~

Earned runs, Milwaukee, three base Chit
Hurley: home runs. Alperts, Lowe andHur-
ley; stolen bases, Denver 5, Milwaukee 1;
wild pitch, Kirby: bases on balls, off Kirby
6, off Griffith 8; hit by ball, Twineham 2;
struck out, by. Kirby 4, by Griffith 8; passed
Force s,.ox,o
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-06-24

Earned runs. Denver 2, Milwaukee l !: home
runs. Dalrymple and Mcclellan; bases stolen,
double plays, Dolan to Mcclellan: bases on
balls, off shores. 8; off Shenkle. 4; hit by
pitcher, Alberts: struck out by Shores. 4;
by Shenkle, 6; passed balls, Dolan ]: wild
pitches, Shores 1, Shenkle l. time Of gsme,
1855; umpire, Force.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-06-24

2 Earned runs, Omaha 6, ST. Paul s. two base
CROOKS. Walsh, Cooney and Carroll: home
runs. Andrews and Reilly; double plays,
Omaha 2. st. Paul l: bases on balls. by
Mains s.: struck out by Nichols 8. by Mains
8: passed ball, Broughton ;time of game, 2:15;
umpire Clarke.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-06-24
AFTER THE CLAN-NA-GAEL.

LONDON. June PA dispatch from
Rome to the Standard says: ''Arch-
bishop Feehan, of Chicago. having made
long report to the Vatican through
Cardinal Simeoni on the criminal acts
of the Gamma Gael, the pope has given
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
The Lfne.KiIn CInh.

If BruddeT kimshaW jackson ar in
de hall tonight, he Will please step dis
way" said Brother Gardner, as Sam1
Shin struck the triangle eleven DELHI
crate strokes and announced that the
meeting was opened.
Brother Jackson was on hand He
passed up the west aisle to the plat
form, and when he had got his pose the
President continued:
"Brudder Jackson, I learn dat you
ar gwine down to Ohio on a visit.
eyes, sab"
"Gwine to ride on de kivered kyars,
I suppose ?"
"Yes, sab"
"Gwine to take a regular satcheI wild
you, hear?"
81 ar. -
AN cane an plug hat an gloves ?"
eyes, sab"
"Well, 1 ar glad to hear it, an hope
few words to you, however. You will
represent dis Lime-Kiln Club an de
State of Michigan. Oar am sartin
things you should bar in mind
yes, sab. :"
"Civility is de axIe-grease which
makes de wheels of cherry day life turn
easily.
Fools boast an brag whar' wise
men hev muffin to say.
A calf wild two head is a curiosity.
A imam wild de big-head simply excites
contempt.
de rabbit who walks into your trap
bets on anoder mans game.
"A loud voice, a red neck-tie an a
brass watch-chain won't pass fur brains
even wild a blind man.
While woman was created to bless
an comfort man, she kin also make It
mighty uncomfortable fur him on short
notice.
while truth an frankness ar vir-
tues to be commended, you needn't
feel Obleeged to tell everybody dat you
hev seben dollars hid away in de heel
of your shoe.
"Wid desc few remarks on my part,
an wild de gineraI hope Of de club dat
your visit may be full Of pleasure an
profit, we bid you adieu. Detroit
Free Press
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
Imneachment Ashley.

Who has not read or heard of I'm
parchment Ashley" the Wild Rover OF
the Maumee, who presented In the
House of Representatives the impeach-
ment resolutions against Andrew John
son and led the fiery, untamed partisan
spirits against the then President of the
United States. He cut great figure
in those days, but was chiefly noted for
his fine figure, his long, curly black
hair, his resonant voice and ObtrusiVe
manner. He passed out Of Congress
before the animOsities Of the war were
settled, and received no great credit
from his party for his fight against
johnson. During the Hayes admins
tratiOn he was made Governor of Da-
kOta, while the brainy Frank Hurd,
from Toledo, represented his old con-
stituency on the floor Of Congress. Mr.
Ashley has changed wonderfully since
those days. He has grown fat and
fabbv, but he still carries the same
merry face, which looks like a full moon
in repOse; but the long black, curly
hair has grown gray, and age IS leaving
its mark upon him. "NO, I am not in
politics any more, said the veteran to
New York Star reporter the other day.
cts q turbulent sort of life at the best
I enjoyed the hurly- burly OE Congress
when I was there during the days in
which there were great questions up for
discussion and great men to debate
them. But in this negative era Con-
gressmen must have little to do, and
become lonesome. I am devOting my
time to some railroad enterprises in
which I have an interest, and spend
most of it in New York. 1 am cOntented
with the change from q political to a
business life, and I shall probably not
dabble in public life any more"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
"sWEET HOME"

igThere is no place like home" runs
the old song, and we know how true II
Go where we encounter men in
whatever circumstances we mav,-we
we shall be apt to find that a refer
enc6 to their homes. will Immediately
secure their attention, and will give you
favor in their eyes.
The Impressions made IN the home
are lasting. A mothers words never
pass from the mind. A father s cOun-
sci remains fresh so long as life lasts.
The last benedictiOn Of parental love
and solieitude- what tenacity i
cIings to the memory when almost all
else has gone.
How Important, therefore, that the
home be maintained intact as long as
as possible haven Of loving cOun-
sci, of peace and JOY to the growing
children. How sad when death inVades,
when the fire goes ont on the hearth
stone and the family is scattered What
the children lose ~ the death of a par
ent only those realize who have grown
up without that love and advice which
a parent alone can bestow.
No doubt, tens o. thousands OF
parents have found premature graves,
who might have lived years Of useful
ness, had they but known what was sap
ping their strength, and slowly but
surely pushing them into the grave.
There are tens of thousands OF
parents to-day in agony of mind
through fear Of death from kidney dis
ease, who do not know they are doctor
ing only symptOms-suc as wakefuI-
ness, nervousness, a splendid feeling one
day and an all-gone one another, drop
sy, weak heart action, pneumonia, neu-
ralgia, tickle appetite, etc, while the
real trouble is poisoned blood caused by
diseased kidneys. Unless purified with
Warmers Safe Cure they viii Just az
surely die, as thou. h poisoned with
arsenic.
If you are suffering as described, and
have been for any length Of time, you
are, unless you get relief right speedily,
stricken with death, whether you know
it or not
Doctors publicly admit that they
cannot cure advanced kidney disease;
they are too bigoted to use Warmers
Safe Cure because it is an advertised
remedy; consequently, unless you use
your own good Judgment, secure and
use Warmers Safe Cure, a specific,
which has proved itself in tens Of thou
sands of cases to be all it is repre-
sented, your home, through your death,
will be broken up and your loved ones
deprived of that which money cannot
purchase or friends supply.
Already too many loving parents, no
bic, kind and true, have gone down to
premature graves through ignorance Of
their condition, and the bigotry Of ply
sicians. 1t is time to cry halt, and we
beg of you, for the love you bear your
home and the duty you owe yourself,
to give this matter your careful and
conscientious consideration.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
The Boston Girss Painful Embarrass,

mcAts
"Emersonia, you seem i'll at ease,
said the young man, tenderIy.
Tit is nothing, Ticklowell, re-
piled the fair girl, hesitatingly, a faint
flush mounting to her pale BOstOnian
forehead. you were saying
"I was about to say" he resumed,
"tO carry out the postulate that 1 sug-
gested a few moments ago, that the
subjective plane Of human cOgniZanee
and experience IS as real, as reCOgniZa-
bic, and as capable of rational demon
stration as the objective. The mere
circumstance that one lies within the
domain of metaphysical pneumat0lOgy
while the other belongs to the realm of
visible and tangible phenomena Is i'm
material to the proper conception of
the analogy that subsists between sub
jective and objective eventuality."
Again shade of embarrassment
fitted across the face of Miss How
James as she responded:
"Y ct when we see that nature her
self seems to be an all-devOuring octo-
pus, whose tentacles intrOmit if they
do not ingurgitate the intellectual
seduity, the verve, so to speak, of the
race, and is as relentless in her pun
ishment of what we denOminate infrac-
tons Of a natural law that IS not writ
ten in the constitution of our minds, so
far as we can comprehend, as man him
self is to the lower orders of creation,
is it any wonder we seek refuge in uni
versal recusancy? I know I express
myself in absurdly BeOtian terms,
but
But we are not subject to the reign
of a lOgOcracy, EmersOnia. Tethered
to his objective, freshly, personal ego.
as man is, and blindIy refusing to WELD
the aculeated weapon of investigation
and philosophical research to sever the
igature that circumscribes his ratioci-
native range, he soon exhausts the in
tellectual fourage within reach, and
eventually comes to think there is no
cosmos beyond the limited circumfer-
ence within which he reasons
ut devOlves upon you, IicklOwell,
to demonstrate that the phenomena we
recognize as psychological emanate
from a source common to the subjec-
tive and objective, the material and the
intangible. Are matter and spirit in
deed Siamese twins, with the conscious
ness of personal identity the ligament
that unites the material Chang with
the imaginary Eng ?"
at is evident, my dear Emersonia, F"
exclaimed the young man anxiously,
that something prevents you from
! giving your mind to this discussion
You are labOring under some severe
mental strain. VIII you not tell me
what it is that causes the uneasiness,
the embarrassment from which you
suffer-"
A burning blush suffused her cheek
as she spoke again painfully i'll at ease.
1T is merely-it is nothing serious,
| TicklOwen, II assure you"
He made no reply, but looked at her
appeahngly.
And in an agony Of maidenly timidi-
ty and modesty. with downcast eyes
and trembling lips, she faItered out :
''Ticklowell, Will you please look the
other way for a moment? wish to
remove my-my spectacIes to wipe
them. - Chicago TrjJaLge.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
Not BON I'd Be KfIIed.

Jeremiah McCarty, the foreman OF
the Iaborers on the equipment building
at the Navy Yard, which was partly de-
stroyed by fire a year ago, IS probably
destined to die a natural death 1t is
evident that he cannot be killed by &C
cident, for he has had more than one
narrow escape, the most remarkable of
these at the Torpedo Station, Newport,
fifteen years ago. He was assisting in
the experiments with a new explosive.
and took out a torpedo to place near a
buoy about two miles from the shore.
The torpedo contained some seventeen
pounds of explosive, and when he
reached the place where it was to be
put overheard he lifted it up, and as he
did so some one on shore touched the
electric button, and the next thing seen
Of Jerry was when he was about ten
feet in the air envelOped in smoke. He
was taken ashore seemingly IN a dying
condition, but, recovered after a time
with the loss Of an eye and part Of his
right side.-NeiU York Tribune.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
EnE ARCH OF AURELTUs
A Noble Roman Monument hidden Among
the squaIId HOveIs Of TrIpOIi

A Noble Roman Monument Hidden Among
the squaIId HOveIs Of TrIpOIL
It is characteristic Of Tripoi that the
most remarkable monument IN the
Whole town-one might almost say IN
the entire province should be so hid
den away amid litter of squalid and
uDsightIY novels that careless observer
might easily let it pass unnOticed. In
deed, more than one student OF MI
AIurraY's red-bound Koran has left
TripOi under the impression that the
Arch of Aurelius" exists no longer,
having doubtless expected to see some
thing like the Arc de Hriomphe at
Paris, or the Brandenberger Thor at
Berlin, or the Gate Of IibeUus" at
AncOna.
But the wonder is actually there for
all that. Picking your way along one
of the narrow streets that lead mp from
the harbor, you are struck with an indie
Enable something IN the aspect OF a
shapeless block Of masonry on your
right, which impresses you sufficiently
to make you halt and take another and
a closer look at it. This second glance
reveals to you, in the midst of the rough
stones and rubble with which Turkish
barbarism has filed in and blurred It's
magnificent outline, the grand sweep OF
a noble classic arch, which, with its
massive blocks and its smooth symmet-
rical masonry, asserts itself unmistaka-
bly, through all the unsightly chaos
around it. And there on its side, dis
tinct in every line as when 1t came from
the carver's hand 1,725 years ago, the
car of Roman conquest, whirled along
by the mythical she-wolf with which
Rome's history commences, is seen
rushing like a hurricane over the necks
of PROSTATE nations.
It is naturally somewhat of a shock
to you to discover that the interior of
this splendid monument of the classic
| age, erected in honor of one of the
greatest rulers of ancient Rome, is now
used as a store-hOuse for casks of -four
and potatoes. But all thought Of this
proclamation is quickly lost in the con
/ temptation of the grand old relic itself.
| Seventeen centuries Of storm and battle
have failed to dislodge one block from
/ its walls or to shake down one stone of
/ its roof. When it first rose above the
/ Mauritian palm trees Christian martyrs
were being thrown to the lions in the
/ newly-built Coliseum at Rome. and
/ painted savages were hunting wolves
/ over the future sight of London. Since
/ that time the Roman Empire has van
ished from the earth, and the savage
"Brittani" who were VirgiIs chosen
type of lowest barbarism, rule twice as
many lands as the prOudest Caesars,
while a new world Of which the boldest
classic navigator never dreamed, has
arisen to spread its renOwn over the
whole. But although the very sight OF
Aurelius's palace is now unknown and
/ Aurelius himself is but dim historical
phantom, this strange old monument OF
his greatness still stands here like a
tombstone of ROme's departed glory,
the same yesterday, to-day, and forever.
-DaUjd Ke7, IN NelU York Times.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
HUIllOr

What cannot humoa do? "What a
wonderful thing is humOr!" says A.
Stuart in Macnl iUdIl'S. "How subtle
and delicate 1t is; how swift to seize
every opportunity, and yet how gentle;
how true to the facts of life, yet how
mercifu1 In what it cOnceals; how bold
In its delineation of character, vet how
tender to preserve our respect It
discovers and binds together things
which would otherwise appear unre-
lated and disunited; it detects SINH
1arity where there seems only incon-
gruity 1t finds hidden analogies in
the very midst of difference. But lie
can also untwist and set in opposition
to each other things which at first
sight appear almost identical; it is as
quick as any metaphysician In detect
ing distinctions; and discrepancies
disclose themselves by the mere force
OF its presence.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
A Home Ffnd-A Foreign Trip.


Jackson (AIiss.) Clarion-Ledger May 2.
Mr.. E. E. J. Boos, of this city, was the
fortunate holder of One-twentieth of ticket
No. go, $50 in the April drawing of the Lou
is1ana State Lottery which drew the second
capital prize of 100000. He placed his tick
ct with the Capital State Bank of jackson
for collection, and promptly received his
share of the prize, $4,000.
Mr.. BO0s says he has been a regular pa
iron of the Louisiana State Lottery for the
past five years, investing a few dollars in
each drawing. h purchased MS tickets di-
rect from M. A. Dauphin, New Orleans, La.
Mr.. BOOs is a barber by trade and is a ma
tive of Germany. He has been thirty three
years in this country and has long desired
to make a visit to the old country, which his
limited means would not permit. His good
fortune enabling him to make the trip, he left
last Tuesday for his native land. After re-
naming abroad a few months he expects to
return to Jackson and invest his money in
real estate.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
Is 1t Any Wonder

that DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
outseIls all other blood and liver medicines,
since it possesses such superior curative
properties as to warrRnU its manufacturers
in supplying it to the people las they are do
ing, through dEuggists) under conditions
such as no other drug is sold under, viz; that
it must either benefit or cure the patient, OF
the money paid for 1t viii be promptly re-
turned. tt cures all diseases arising from
deranged liver, or from impure blood as
biliousness, oliver complaint" all skin and
scalp diseases, salt rheum, letter, scrOfulOus
sores and swellings, fever-sOres, hp-JoInt
disaasa and kindred ailments.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
Sc We ADDrehensiEe.

+Ya-as, said DR.. CaddingtOn to Miss
Coolfax, "in few years I expect to
sravel extensively"
THAT viii be nice.
@Ya-as- 1t has always been my am
Dition to go about from place to place
and not be bothahed with any consider
atoms Of business or making a living or
anything of that sort
my gracious" exclaimed the young
lady In dismayed tones. You surely
do not propose to turn tramp, do You,
Mr.. Caddington ?" - Merchant TTaU-
eIey.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

Supply and Demand-NIiss Highup:
marie, has the Hightone Monthly come
YETI" Marie. 'EYis num-" ''What's in
it?" 'War articles an travels in foreign
countries an astronomy CT arithmetic er
something can't make Out.'' "Oh, dear
Put it on the library table where folks can
see it, and then I wish you'd 60 around to
the news stand and get me a copy of the
Love Story Weekly, Be sure and say its for
Yourself
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
Il the suferers - ConsurnpfIor

ScTOfula and General Debility viii try
SCOTS Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hy-
pCphOsphites, they viii find immediate re-
lief and a permanent benefit DR.. H Y.
Mott, Brentwood, Cal, writes; ST have used
SCOTS Emulsion with great advantage IN
cases of Phthisis, Scrofula and Wasting Dis
eases. It Is very palatable. - Sold by Drug
gists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

The splendor of the American Alps are
beginning to be appreciated by our people,
and a visit to Switzerland for gorgeous
mountain resorts on the South Park Divi-
sion of the Union Pacific in Colorado are
absolutely unrivalled on this continent.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

Business Changes.-''A year ago, - he said
81 sold out my drug business, and went to
Wall street, and in less than weeks time L
doubled my capital. That's making money
very faS55 EN- IVES Ts indeed you You must bee
expiration of the second week left Wall
street and am now clerking for the man I
sold ont to"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

The object Of the manufacturers of Dob
bins Electric Soap mas been for d years
to make this soap of such superior quality
that it VII give ttaiUersdE satisfaction. Have
they succeeded? Ask your grocer for it.
Take no other.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07
Oregon, the Paradise Of Farmers.

Mid, equable climate, certain and album
dant crops. Best fruit, grain, grass and
stock country in the world. Full informa-
ton free. Address the Oregon immigration
Board, Portland, Oregon.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

''I'm awfuIly sorry, don't you know, that
these KnickerbOckers are not more the fash
ion. Gives a teller an opportunity of show
ing calf ooh, your conversation does
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

A long eremony.-''Better not wait for
Charlie any longer. You know what 1t is
when fellow Is calling on his girl" "Ah,
there they are now. He is just bidding her
good night" ''Au right; let US go and have
a game of billiards. Wen Just have time -
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

A Good Reason.-Lamma: Howard, are
you going to take part in the tree planting
phatically(: 'cNo, I han't; there's enough
switches CROWN around our school now"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

There are six hundred night policemen IN
the City of Mexico, and it is said that the
sound Of their snoring keeps a good many
nervous citizens awake.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

HALLS CATARRH CURES liquid and
Is taken internally, and acts directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the sys-
Send for testimonials free. Sold by Drug
gistz, 75c.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

The police should occasionally be exam
ined for color blindness. What officer ever
acknowledged seeing an offence committed
by a blue coat?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

There is nothing in the world which viii
give prOmpter relief to all sufferers from
neuralgia than Salvation OIL. Price only Is
cents & bottle.
The recent cyclones in the South and West
have done terrible damage to life and prop
pie clamOr for Dr.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

Sidney Violet can repeat 300, 600 verses OF
poetry, and his friends are gradually drop
ping away from him.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

The chief business of many editors for
some years to come viii be to edit the sala-
res arising from absence from their appro=
pirate Offices.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

Now, the crows leaves the White House
Looking sad and beTeft;
While each grOWIs at his neighbOr,
Did you ever get left?"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

Mr.. Sullivan, late of Boston, has become
what the New York World would call zone
of the most striking people" in that town.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

Jings: ''ChOps Is all broke up. The sher-
if has just seized his meat IN lrhet," Jang5:
SIS that so? I saw him II is morning and
thought he looked as If he ha lost flesh"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

Eastern Girl: ssDo western society people
allow themselves any amusement in Lent?''
Western Girl: ''No, nothing but poker"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

What he Lacked Cholmondeley (sigh-
ing): 81 wish I were a rnmor." ''Where-
fore?'' asked Reginald. Chat I might
gain currency" replied the wretch.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

If, as We are told, the devil trembles when
he sees the weakest saint upon his sneeZe,
Beelzebub must be having an awful time of
10 last now
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

q owe a frightfuI lot of money, I don't
see how can ever pay f'Why don't you
borrow enough to settle with your creditors
and then start cIear?''
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

$500 reward for case of Chronic Nasal
Catarrh offered by the manufacturers of DR..
Sages' Catarrh Remedy. so cents, by Drug
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

Speaking of clothing a witty editor writes:
eve have seven suits on hand at present
the cheap, half wool suit that we have worn
since last winter, and SIX costly suits for IL
bel"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-06-07

Jenkins to Henzins latter vainly trying to
understand message over the telephone
wlEe): Chats right! Get mad! I can hear
you all right row.