Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-01-24
PITH AND POINT.
FInlanders- Fishermen
Very head strong-Goats.

Very head strong-Goats.
A wood-pile-A frame house.
A panes-taking mana glazier.
All played out-Open air concerts.
A second story back The camels.
Always striking oil-Salad makers.
Have the laugh on them-Minstrels.
Cutting of income-Clipping coupons.
Invisible aperture-The crack Of a
whip.
An old, well-known club man-Her-
cules.
The greatest thing to beat a carpeth
a rug.
Whether on land or water wild steer
brings the danger of collisions.
Forged notes and bogus checks may
be classed as guilt-edged paper.
II takes an unusually self-satished
man to be arrogant and naughty ina
pair of frayed trousers.
The American aborigines had none Of
our modern tools, but they were familiar
with the Indian file.-ided.
az tell you," said the Dime Museum
man, ''Giants come high, but We must
have 'em .n-Ner York SIN.
Home made bread is like the sun in
two respects. 1t is ''set" at night and
by morning it crises. "-NeU York Sun
Thirteen's i'll luck; but when you get
Thirteen eggs for a dozen, alaeEl
Who ever heard of you spelling the charm
BY giving the odd one backi
Little Charlie-'Mamma, where do
little fishes sleep2n Mamma-'ln the
bed of the river, dear. "-DrakSs Mage
zine.
A mustard plaster does not seem smart
at first, but it makes its impression y
hard, steady application .-AeT i@1
Neps.
This is the time hat the fattest boy
has to walk out on the new-made leeW
satisfy his companions whether 1t VIII
''bear" or not.
Owing to the frequency Of the raidsd
the road agents out West travellers arc
often afflicted with a stage frIght-Ns
troit Free Press.
Magistrate-ssTen dollars or ten DAYS
Uncle Rastus2r Uncle Rastus (a,0
long thought)-"Well, | guess III take
the ten dollars. Life.
'sThat dog Is almost human, MARIA
said Mr.. lrascible. HE is indeed, Jonu.
He is almost as snappy when he "AA"
up as you are. "-Argosy
Some day the law will step in and Pu'
black caps on the heads Of few a mnne
Caps, aud then there will be an emo ="
this species of lawlessness.
A silken gown she said she'd wear
She donned it, WASH { long aboutlh
But when the maiden took a char
The gown was sat in-doyou douneM
Boston Courier.
"How was it such a mean fellow @pS
Jinks handed you his cigar cases asAel
Merritt. "He just pulled it out to spOs
me he hadn't a cigar left. ="
Sun.
"You're an angell" said a WesteIl
man, unguardedly to his vile. ~
I'm not, she responded, with con'lcuo-
I'm q woman, and l want a new WIN"
suit"
An Irish magistrate asked a prisoner
he was married. mo" replied the man.
s'Then," said His Worship, amid pe~
of laughter, ait is a good thing ior !O~
wife. y Weekly Ledger.
Iratc Passenger las train Is mo'Ius
off)-"Why the - didn't you pu's
luggage in as / told you, you olu- =.
Porter-"E-h, man. yer baggage =
sic a fule as verself. Ye're i the WraDs
train. "-Loadon Punch.
THE OLD, OLD STORY. -,
He jumped from the roof with ms n.y.
machine
Strapped firmly from shoulder 70 sno@
The coronerAs jury remarked tnat so~
Met death through defects IN tne
Emma's parents had moved sOOo,l
great deal. One day some older peoPS
were telling where they were "oVln So
brought up.n ssWell," said tne "a
year-old with a sigh, Il was OOfH
brought up all over. "-JHdge- -
A little daughter of a family on A 4
street was teasing her mother, Aid
last said hastily: "Do be patient y ~
be patientr' 81 don't want 70, ~,
torted the little girl; that's WINS. ~
put in the ambulance. "-Def9"
Press. ~
"What do you say, Johnny asks /
mamma, when his Uncle Harry g1-sre
ten cents. al don't know what toS hould
piled Johnny, sunless it be ths1 ~sy,er
think he might have made it . ST-m.
while be was about it."-bost@"
scriDt.