The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1889-09-12
EDITORIAL BRRVITIRs

A LEAvENwoRTH woman has a poo
die whose hair she puts up in curls /
every night. That is her idea Of the |
"ministering angelo act.
Mrs DELLA PARNELL mother Of the |
Irish agitatoF, is slowly dying of old
age at Bordentown New Jersey. Her
son viii visit her before long.
ANOTHER batch of appointments
was made yesterday, but nothing as
usual for the banner state. Indiana
was not forgotten, however.
THE future glory and prosperity of
Atchison are bound up in vitrified
prick, which she is telling every town
in Kansas is necessity for good paw
ing.
PUT tariff duty on hides to increase
their price at home. But let us keep
the duty on everything else now taxed
in order to cheaper it. That is protec-
ton logic.
THE home market gets another
healthy boost in Mexico's prohibitive
tax on our live stock and meat pro
ducts. Praise ye the tariff, from which
all blessings flow.
DEMOCRATS say Tanner is too prod
igal of the public money. Republic
can say he talks too much. Poor Tan
nerl He pleases no one but himself
and Henderson.
AFTER the lawyers in the Cronin
case shall have examined and rejected
every man in Illinois who can read and
write, they will easily find jury
among the balance.
TIE Atchison Globe says that Leav-
enworth would vote bonds to get John
j. Ingalls, to live there. The Globe ev-
identity considers the senator equiva-
lent to sugar factory.
THE goose bone has not been con-
suited yet, but predictions of cold
winter are heard now and then. Don't
make up your mind until you have
heard from'the goose bone.
THE Fort Scott Monitor has good
word for the city council of that town.
It says that the proceedings of late
meeting Of that body ''were in the
main dignified and orderly
IT turns out that Prince Hatzfeldt.
who is to marry Miss Huntington, the
heiress. is a moneyless roue of courtly
manners. OF course he is. His eager.
ness to marry rich American is proof
enough.
A MOSQUITO bite paralyzed an Indi
ana man the other day and threw him
into commissions. If such a misfor-
tune had occurred to any one but &
HoOsier, it would not appear so extra
ordinary.
Mexico has taken up thelex talioniI
against us, and proposes to treat us t.
a dose of our own medicine by impos
ing a tax on our live stock and meat
So much for protecting Senator Stew
arts silver ore.
THE Globe-Democrat says of ranne
that ''his intentions are good, but h
does not have his tongue under prope
: CONTROL Too much tongue. That
= what they all say. Tanner SHOULD
{ have been a woman.
r Mrs. MACKAY a lady by the way, VIII
. is getting as much solid comfort an
v pleasure out of this world as none
can purchase. has the most expensiv
n sapphire known to lapidaries. 1t COS
j her the trifie of S15O,OO0.
!. FROM developments brought fort
in the examination of jurors in til
Cronin case at Chicago it appears tina
8 the detectives are the only ones in tia
n city who do not know all about til
y case.-Lawrence Tribune.
h Hon. JOHN. l.. WALLER, the &C
"a ored statesman, has been provided fl
# at last. He wanted consulate,
Is something equally as good.'' He g
a stewardship at the Ossawatom
h asylum. OF course he is thankful fl
f. small favors.
A YOUNG lady visited Niagara Fal
~ one day this week, and became so ia
. cinated with the falls that she thre
: herself into it, as she would into Il
= arms of lover. What glorious sd
rifce that to the romantic spirit
"a sentiment-and folly.
Ill
,is dent of Hayti, arrived in New Yo
10 this week, and together with his fan
"a lily is bound for France. If he can O
s. ly have the honor of a breakfast at
Id o'clock in the afternoon with Buffa
, a William, he is made man.
THE rumor is abroad that the pres
dent will unload Tanner after the Fl
he elections. If so, the commission
ef should do all the rafting around pC
IL sible in his office, in the time left hi
st for after he gets the bounce he will
nd unable to make himself heard beyo
Us his own garden walls.
- The EmpOria papers are bowling
10 Senator Plumb because he does not
them q postmaster. Ten to one VIII
n he does have an appointment ma
Ar they will howl worse than ever
re- Leavenworth Tribune.
asa The bowling is confined entirely
ip. one paper if you please.
IT is said that a majority of |
board of regents favor Garfield
nd chancellor, but hesitate in the face
Ae public opinion. What contrast tn
lo- is between CanAeld's straightforwi
zen utterance of his convictions and
OF cowardice Of these regents, his sup
sPe iors.
its SECRETARY WANASIAKER, good II
nd that he is, is said to be contemplat
inc stopping the mails on Sunday. v
ter well. But what a pity he can't
sss- further, and stop the wind from bic
ex- ing or the clouds from travelling on
1ed head, or the earth from turn
ct around.
Inc Mr.. ARMOUR assures US that cal
MI. are fully one dollar head higher Il
God they would be If there were no dres
beef industry. What a blessing