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The Washington critic., 1889-03-05

IIoR sALE-CoRNER LoTs-CHoIoE--
II 21st and r sts., 18th st, and New Hamp-
shire ave.-I have another n, W. corner in
good part II. w, 431ex116, which can sell at
figure to make profitable investment to
builder or capitalist for row of houses, Also
2 lots, one at so, 700, one at $500, In same
square with Judge ililyer's elegant Massa.
Est,
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05
FOR SALE and RENT.

'o~SN~ <,(Jr1s,lN@<<Ns,SNg oNS-cr-NseNl
ID EAL ESTATE BULLETIN
m OF
THos. E. wAGGAMAN, 917 street.
Changes made Wednesdays and Saturdays.
TWO STORY BRICK AND FRAME
HOUSES EOR SALE.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05

IIEURIcH's bottled Maezern beer. Tele-
phone call, 634-3.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05

wRreHT's Myrrh Tooth Soap a gem for
the toilet
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05
GRAND MONTHLY DRAWING
At the Academy of Music, New Orleans
TUESDAY. March IL. 1880.
CAPITAL PRIZE, 100000.

100, 900 Tickets ut Twenty Dollars each.
Halves, $40; Quarters, S5; renths,
81; Twentieths, 81.
TTcn ON pRIZEg
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05

EOR SALE r..iHt iseiS ~ sss1i,s
ELEGANT SPACIOUS RESIDENCE y
FRONTING ON MCPHERSON SQUARE,
NEAR 1.-THE ARLINGTON AND NOR
MANDIE" HOTELS.
Three-story and Basement Brick House,
three rooms deep, with extra LARGE DINING
ROOM, fine Parlors, and very commodlous
Bed Chambers, Bath-rooms and Clothesl
office easy Of access from the street. This Is
a very desirable property, and will be sold for
$4,000 on EASY TERMS. For permit to in
spect, apply to
No. 1905 Pennsylvania Avenue
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05

nit from our Office only.
THOMAS ]. FISHER g CO.,
1894 II 81 n w
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05

FOR S1LE-MISCE CELJ1NEOUS.
EoR SALE - FIRST-CLASS FIGURING
Il mill; superior water power; In best wheat
growing county in Maryland 20 acres land;
good business location and suburban home.
7r. J. III. GRAY y CO.,
- l.r ...s.. 637 + st. n. W.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05
WfyTEDLHEIP.

Advertisements under His head, -four NIlcs or
les, 70 cents for one insertion; 10 cents for three
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05
tsSg REPORT OF THE CONDITION

THE NATIONAL METROPOLITAN BANK,
at Washington, D. G.,
At the close Of Business, February 90, 1889.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05

-tuVeIftStWtHf6 UHutF tntS Heuu, JOnF SWtt" W
ess 20 cents for one insertion; 80 cents for three.
N0-0~s~c~.oJN~-o~4~~~0-N ~
For SALE
BARGAINS IN BUILDING LOTS
ON
Dupont Circle.
Thomas Circle.
Cor ed and New York ave-.
Cor 21st and q ST.
Cor Goth, Va ave. and G st.(entire square)
Cor. 10th, Va. ave. and ID st. (entire square)
Cor. 17th,V and Boundary SITS. (entire square,)
Cor 18th and ID SITS.
Cor 22d and N SITS
Cor. 10th and Erie SITS; CMerldian Hlll)
Rhode Island ave-. bet 14th and 18th SITS.
V ST., bet. 18th and 18th SITS. n. W,
u st., bet. 1ith and 18th SITS. n. W.
S st., bet 10th and nth sts N, W.
i st., bet. 18th and 18th SITS. NV,
q ST., bet. 9th and 9TH SITS N. o.
q st., bet. 18th and 1dth SITS n. W.
10th ST., bet. l. and NJ SITS. n, W.
18th st., bet, X and s SITS. n. W.
and many others
For full particulars apply to
j. V. N. HUYCK " CO., -sT
1895 Penn. Ave,
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05
TO CLOSE AN ESTATE.
MUST BE SOLD.
MOST VALUABLE PROPERTY, ON MAssA.
cHUsETTS AVENUE,

OVERLOOKING THOMAS CIRCLE.
Lot 65 feet front on the Avenue and Circle;
contains over 5000 square feet of ground, with
width and depth sufficient for two (2) Fine
Dwellings. Ground worth s. per foot. Present
Improvement, Ia 16room Brick House, renting
for 81 200 per annnm.y Nearly 5000 feet Of
Shrubs; Pipes laid for Fountain, Price, $2o, 900.
Apply to j. v, N. HUYCK 81 CO..
No. 1905 Pennsylvania Avenue.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05

~r-~r>rNN c4NNcNcOrrl>lNN1ceosc,rr r~ceI~~
aAdvsrtisernents ihrder this head, four lines OF
iess, 25 cents for one Insertion. 30 cents for three.
SC~N~<SnS(.>rsc<sNrsG Nc>-~~~~o~r~Scy~-N~eNN
INJANTED-4R 4RsPEOTABLE CoLoRED wO-
wv man; frstclass washer and ironer, wants
washing at home or go out day work. Address
+. HURLEY, III I'd st. g. W.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05
FOR saLE-LOTS.

FOR SILE--LOTS.
m (-N@rS~-~~~NOC-N~-~
Advertisements Under ms head, four Hines or
eSs, 20 cents for one insertion; 80 cents for three.
q 4 L L.. !
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05

HrvNCH's 81, eos9 9ed Maezeru beer Tele-
The Washington critic., 1889-03-05

w ANTED--A BoY TO WORK IN A CON
wv iectionery; also a colored boy. Call
1924 18th st. n W.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
HopKlNsvILLE. KENTUCKY.

A live and growing ity Of 5000 inhabitantS'
situated in county vi 10000. The LouihV'ie
and Nashville hiss two Lines of railroad In inc
county and the people have recently voted al"
to two new roads. LARGEST tobacco growing
county In the world. Wheat. corn, hay COAL
live stock and fruits produced for export IN
largo quantities. The city has four banks
with an aggregate capital ofsiS9,ooO. A plan
ing mill and wagon factory, three carriage
factories, lime factory, tobacco iuanufactory'
two foundries, three brickyards, broom iao-
tory, steam laundry, ice factory, two large
Touring mills in the city and several in the
county. Splendid driving par land line opera
house. Five turnpikes oentering In hopkins
Vile, Building and Loan Association Com
merciai Club, n telephone exchange, numbered
streets and houses and city lighted by gas
Macadamized streets and brick sidewalks MI
over the city. Eleven churches, two collegef'
A high school and the finest system OF public
schools, white and coored, in the State. west
ern Kentucky Lunatic Asylum with popula-
ton of $50, two miles east of the city. $780,
900 court house with town clock in the dome
A fine nre department and a company oil state
Guards. Little River furnishes an adequate
supply OF water for all purposes Real estate
ow and rents cheap. Fine opening for wooden
mill, pork packing establishment, fruit can
merry, lanyard and many other enterprises.
Climate mild and invigorating and exceed-
ingly healthful.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
Carl nunhnr,s phIlo.nnhr,

Hamslimps young lnan opaps 70 nie md
hAss 10 lisss ,ahis R9fits slt iebl' tasSrs !
hay W hlHii
ashpAak del tfdtiabd hottest Abe temper.
ate ind keep oudt OF debt"
He goes fight away und tries to DO honil.
mated for Office, und maypo In six mouths he
vhas In shall for embezzloment Therefore,
I belief it vhas best to shpeak to young mans
who like advice:
go und do shust like, you want to do und
you will DO all right"
Sometimes girl brings mo her album and
SAYS she likes mo to writo in IL 1 Ike TO
obligo her, und so write, ...z.,i...a-aa...-sl
"If you expect to DO happy in dor parlor
you must practice economy In dor Kitchen
Der next time SEQ dat album dot page vhas
cut oudt und dot girl vhas telling people dot
some old Duchmans vhas shust too cranky 10
live Therefore belief it vhas better TO
write in that album; us
"Find rich und foolish young man--marry
him-sit down in der parlor-let do kitchen
60 by Halifax, und you will III one hoonered
years und take all dor happiness dere vhas."
Sometimes an oldt man comes to me und
says he likes to get married again to young
girl, und he would be glad II l tell him how
it vhas. II vhas pleasure for me to say;
dot man who vhas feefty years old und haf
seek shildren vhas an idiot asylum to marry
himself by girl of eighteen" tf4
Dot oldt man says no vhas eafer 50 much
obliged. und he goes right of und marrfes
dot gal und in four weeks all his shildren vhas
turned oudt doors SOMEBODY spheaks about
Carl Dunder, und he says don't know SO
mooch ash dot birds nest OF last year.
Therefore, It vhas better for mo IL tell him;
sit vhas all right, Mister Schmidt-marry
at once-it vbas your duty--young wives
like oldt husbands-neyer mind dose shil-
drens-you Will DO 50 happy ash nefer vhas."
vhas tired Let somepody advise herself.
Detroit Free Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
Collectors Appointed.

Late in the afternoon of the 18Th
the Revenue Collectors were ap'
pointed aud Mr.. John Feland was
notified by private telegram that his
name was in the list. In five min
utes thereafter the public was read
ing the news from the KENTUcKIAN's
bulletin board. The collectors sp
pointed for Kentucky were: John
Feland, Second district; Albert Scott
Fifth District; John j. Landrum
Sixth district A. r. Burnam, Eighth
district.
The long agony is at last over and
with the exception of Maj. Goodloe
in the Lexington District, the inter
nal revenue collectors for Kentucky
have been made. The resignation Of
Collector Robinson does not take eff
feet until the 18th of July, and In the
meantime Maj. Goodloe will be ap'
pointed.
The contest between Mr.. Feland and
Maj. Crumbaugh has been long and
doubtful one and both gentlemen
had SO many friends that the public
interest has been very great for two
months.
Mr.. Feland's oldest son, VIM. S
Feland, will be his chief deputy at
salary Of $1,000.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

The Inquirer, which modestly
claims to be little enterprising It,
self knows a good thing in that line
when it sees 1t and takes pleasure in
noting the splendid enterprise shown
by is local contemporary, the Mes-
senger, in printing the pictures of
the press gang during the past week.
1t was big undertaking, successful
ly carried out, and leads us to remark,
in our usual bazoo fashion, that 1t is
no wonder the Inquirer is such good
paper when II has such lively rival
to keep it NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
IaqWirer.
The Messenger is indebted to its
neighbor, the Inquirer, for one Of the
most generous compliments it has re-
ceived on its illustrated report of the
Press Convention. The Inquirer Is
the best written and most sagacious-
ly edited State newspaper we read.
Under all circumstances we have
freely said this. A compliment from
such source is, therefore, very high
ly cherished.-Owensboro Messen-
Uer.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
HOW,S his

We offer One Hundred Dollars re-
ward for any case of Catarra that
cannot be cured by taking Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, To.
ledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known
Il. j. Cheney for the past 10 years
aud believe him perfectly honorable
In all business transactions, and II
nancially able 10 carry out any obi
cations made by their firm.
WEST IL TRUAX, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o.
WALDlNG, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
L. Ii. VAN HoEsEN, Cashier, Toledo
National Bank, Toledo, ..
Halls Catsrrh Cure is taken. in
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucus surfaces of the sys-
TEN. Testimonials sent free. Price
Toe per bottle. Sold by all Druggists
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Peterson for July begins the new
volume with a tempting array of at
fractions. There are numerous fine
engravings, and some of the prettiest
dress aud needle-work patterns that
ever delighted a woman's eye. "a
Chapter On Umbrellas" is very en-
tertaining and is beautifully illustra-
ted. The early chapters of Miss
Bowman's serial, 'In st. Tammany
Parish" are full of striking interest.
"The End of It," by Frank Lee Bcne-
dict, and "Benson's Romance" by
Clarence NJ. Boutelle are capital
stories, and there are various others
of exceptional merit. "Woman On
A Tricycle." is an amusing and in
structive sketch, and the "Talks by
A Trained Nurse" offer admirably
clear and practical directions for
giving aid in sudden accidents.
Now is good time to get up a club
at greatly reduced rates. Send for
a sample copy. Address Peterson's
Magazine, Philadelphia, Pa.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
Altpr AM, Inn u,lmhor nj lIyos IN,

After oil, lhu humber Of lives Zoe
a. johnstpH Will hos tsteed sltV0.
This 10 largd Gnclgn a be Sutei but
1t ls iiiuth bettef than 1900, ID t5A
ported for several days. The exag-
gerated figures were tho result of a
novel sort of calculation, and not
based on facts. Johnston aud ad-
Joining towns-iike GAINESVILLE,
Tenn, for instance-claimed a much
larger population than they really
had. Instead of having $1,000 as
claimed, they appear to have hadbythe
records only $4,000 people and as the
lost were estimated by subTscting
the saved from the total population
it can readily be seen how a mistake
of 10000 could be made.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
Here are some of the Democratic

Here are some of the Democratic
nominees for the Legislature:
Hopkins, DIR. Pete Davis; Mclean,
Ed. Hardin; Caldwell, G. w. Duvall ;
Trigg, VIM. Wharton Todd, N. b.
Riley Warren, VIM. Cook and W.
r. Cox Logan, DR.. r. N. Bcauchamp /;
Union, Dock Brown; Scott. Il. E.
Roberts; Webster, Jno. Jenkins; Nell
son, /. S. Middleton; Ohio, Alvis d.
Tichenor; Breckenridge, Tice Jolly;
Butler and Edmonson, Jas. w.
Skaggs Shelby, j. j. Long; Simpson,
w. S. Mechanism; Casey and Rus
sell, Geo. Stone; Anderson, r. ii.
Gro ,sfeld, Adair, Col e. Butler.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
snowbnlling oeorsia's Governor.

Tho boys in Atlanta, Ca, gave Cover
nor Gordon very severe snowballing
as he was going TO tho capitol one morn
ing last winter. Tho governor begged
hard to DO let off, but the boys said no.
One boy said to him; 1--WE can't let you
of, governor AS you haven't donehny
running since "a, you will have to
hustle.S And tho general hustled, while
dozens of balls took him in the back Of
the neck. Pittsburg Dispatch.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

The Evansville Journal says the
dinner given by the Business Mems
Association of that city to the Ken
lucky Press Association, on the Sth
inst, was the result of misunder-
standing and intimatcs that the bill
of 800 was very grudgingly paid, in
the absence of any definite informa-
ton as TO who contracted for the
enroaI
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
Msi. Crumbaugh attributes his de-

Msj. Crumbaugh attributes his de-
feat to written endorsement from
Gen. Harrison, given Mr.. Feland
nine years ago when he was a can
'didate for a judicial appointment.
This letter was resurrectcd by Mr..
Feland and used for all 1t was worth
and caused the President to over-rule
the desire ofSecretary Window, who
favored the appointment of Maj.
Crumbaugh. Maj. Crumbaugh talks
but little of his defeat. lie says Mr..
Feland after endorsing his applica-
ton came out against him and sue
ceeded in defeating him, after he had
virtually won the fight. 1t is not
likely that there will be any friendly
--.ians between the two gentlemen
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Teacher Can you tell me the population Of
Wurtembergf y mFFsHFt t
First Scholar-i,s Sl 500 Mf
Teacher--very good; still not quito correct
Docs anybody else knowi
Second Scholar, ISL ,505
Teacher-That's right
First Scholar-Why, know that; but as
we got little sister yesterday, thought 1t
would mako ono more Fliegende Blaetter.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
peprIred Of IiIs Living.

II IS in Paris that tho art of begging
has produced its most remarkable ex-
amples of unconscious effrontery. A
wealthy man in that city was told by his
servants recently that a man was wait
ing in the hall below who had sent him
up letter.
Tho letter contained tho following ap-
plication;
"REspEoTED SR-Your well known
and exemplary generosity has led me to
hope that you will magnanimously take
pity on the situation of an unfortunate
widower, who has been cruelty deprived
of his means of subsistence by the death
of his wife. / am, sir, yours in distress,
X. Y."-Youth's Companion.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

The Republican Legislative Caucus
in New Hampshire re-nominated
VIM. E. Chandler for senator, Thurs
day. In accepting, the nominee
deemed it necessary to give his word
of honor that he had not purchased
any votes,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
An Early Morning plseorery.

At the hotel; Traveller sitting up in bed
watch in hand)-Six O'Clock, and nobody
comes to wake me. shall be sure to miss
tho train-Paris Figaro.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Mr.. L. E. Ellis, of the Cairo Daily
Telegram, who attended the Ken
lucky Press meeting, has since been
giving series of very interesting
letters about the Greensboro meeting,
the cave trip and the impressions
made upon him by the editors them
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

SLOW absurd, she said. ITO call jay Gonld
heartless see in this mornings paper that
he spends IN hour in the nursery every day
watching his little grandson take bis bath"
"Yes," no answered unkindly, could al
ways has been fond Of watering his own
stock. New York Herald
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

New black lace gowns are in princess
shape, with the sixty-inch Chantilly
plated over them and falling straight
from neck to foot. The bulk of the
under gown is black, but the full front
is often draped over green or rose Or gold
color. or else over silk heavy with metal
embroidery.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

T. II. Morris, of the Nelson Record,
had one of the best accounts of the
press meeting. By-the-way, Morris
gets out one of the best weeklies in
the State flfty-two times year.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Owensb orc is now the best adver-
tised city in Kentucky. Every editor
who attended the press meeting Ia
having something pleasant to say
about the city where he was 80 hand
somely cnte rtained.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Sam Bryant will start for Chicago
to-day to enter Proctor Knott in the
Chicago Derby on the 22nd. He is
in good condition and his owner ex-
meets him to come back a winner.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

A Philadelphia man has offered to
be killed by the new electric machine
for 5000. His proposition should
be accepted in the interest of science,
since the experiment would be mere
ly a case of battery, even when death
anaupd.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
Talson for Granted. 3HI8

Eausonlce-I understand that Ill health has
compelled Bloomer to try warmer climate.
Chokeband-Indeedi When did no diei--
Burlington Free Press FAHNk
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Jones-What makes you look so disglstedi
Brown--I just told good story to De
Lunkhede and he didn't see the point | sup
pose that il Is about dawning on him now.
Jones-Nover mind. Remember that no
laughs best who laughs last-Detroit FREQ
Press
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Mrs. salstonstall tof Boston, Tommy, win
you have pioco Of tho mince piol ru
Tommy Beaconstreet who is taking dinner
out)-Yes'm, and | trust that your appOr-
tionment will be commensurate with my es-
tenn for yourself. Burlington FREQ Press
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

The Republican State Central
Committee declined to make nomi-
nation for Treasurer, but called an
other convention, to meet at Lexing-
ton, July A.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Henpecked Husband deading tho paper
and rocking tho cradle,-Aheml the hustle Is
going out, see.
Vixenish Wife twho had Just finished dress
ing)-You bet 1t is, and l am going with ii.
You take caro- of that baby till Iget back
Boston Courier.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Mr.. Kettledrum Dude-But, my dear
Flynte, what reason can you have for rpfus-
ing me such q trifeg ~
Mr.. Fynte--My reason, sir, Is that mover
encourage tho vice OF ingratitude- -Munsey' 3
Weekly. t6 ,Ma-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Sullivan is sober and in training
for his match with KilraiD, which
will come of July s within 200 miles
of New Orleans, for purse and belt
aggregating in value 2l,500.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Geo. Warren, editor of the Hick-
man Courier, has been bounced from
the Hickman postofiice to make room
for j. L. Stephens.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

A railroad accident near Armagh,
Ireland, wrecked train loaded with
Sunday school children, killing IA
and wounded many more.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

Ono hundred and eight Knights of
Pythias were lost in the Johnstown
flood, and Kentucky lodges are send
ing contributions to the relief fund.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

In row between whites and
blacks near Austin, Tex, last week
four white men and five negroes were
killed and several others wounded.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18
tbs PRESS soYs,

''h FNtNN NMfAi
--,-~so
VI Thar Alleged smNflaeAsi
scihe af the press boya are rAising
a Aick because Henry Thompson, II
the NBies, got his picture IN the
wcnsboro Messenger "top of column
next TO reading matter. Ed o.
Leigh.
There was nothing "short" about
the trip, save perhaps In the cutting
of the young ladies' cave attire,
which of course did not detract from
tho pleasure of the occasion.-Ed
Walton.
A good deal of the Record is de-
voted TO the Press Association this
week. We give it chiefly as an evil
dence that our representative was not
"too full for utterance," as was the
case with several of the boys.-T. Ii.
Morris.
~.
An old stager eau testify that on
no previous occasion has so many
pairs of pretty black eyes and neatly
turned ankles relieved the eternal
gloom of the great cavern as when
the Kentucky editors daughters and
sweethearts were in there.-Will Nj.
Hull.
Tho festivities were run in the
ground when we got to the cave.
just here we have reached
the parting hours time when words
are moistened with tears, and, for a
time at least, say goodbye, brother,
friend and sweetheart.-Loving
Gaines.
The Press Association visited and
sampled at two of the Monarchial
establishments while In Owensboro,
and the question that will tangle and
trip up the intellect of the average
editor for the next year is; Which is
the greater, the Monarch of the east
or the Monarch of the west; the
Monarch I'm the river or the Mon
arch down the riyer.-I. b. Nall.
~. $780,
Fetch Marcum, oil the Catiettsourg
Democrat, was afraid to leave MS
sweetheart ut home, so Drought ner
along, and now wishes he hadn't
Some other editor viii contest WIN
him for the prize ne thought he nau
secured. He had better keep iha'
pretty sister OF his at home too' uh-
less he wants to lose her valuable
assistance in his oilice.-W' 4
Walton.
IN ~ nor,r.;,. ., This
- 49, sS..l ,oa,,;na od;,or,
"iisn' s'' y. s. -.
puo,,'n'u " ''o $3.50, -.
gef ''ie,o 20 nv " " .' ...,a1
gie' vi ior INA, "ia''o ~, o"
oaiu-neaueo oui'i "' = ~. 80,
ireak ., n"'uio =, I'll ~ ,ho
,ou'n " ' .' -. a.. ~ hannors 70
aeiega'cs 'ha' 'he w,i'e' nApp :,
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"A Difference,

Miss Arlington-How beautifully Miss
Bang plays thd piano.
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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-06-18

w. G. Bullitt is writing series OF
articles in the Paducah Nescs against
the calling of constitutional conven-
ton.