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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16

side by side with portraits of Shcr.
idan and Custer and busts OF Giant
and Lee, arc pictures o, u dozen ui
the most noted criminals. But the
oil lest thing in the room Is slender
man OF about forty. with close
cropped gray hair, hcs, v mustachc.
keen, intent eyes, and M earnesf.
somewhat eager expression, who
sits at an .ld.iashioned table. and
looks up with smile OF welcome
as a stranger enters his apartments.
This is'M Quad known among
hts personal aequaintances as &. Il.
Lewis. lie is modest and not all
pulled up hv the fact tha, he has n
weekly audience of million, nearly
one half ot whom are mattcr.of fac,
Englishmen, who take him with
their beef. steak and ale, ~ sure
help to healthy digestion. lie is
spoken of rs odd and eccentric, and
tina; he may be. but incline To he
opinion that this pceulari,y is due
TO the fact that Nature produced
him in one of her genial moods.
when she would do the world
kindly turn by bcs,owing upon il q
gentle soul, who should d. Ms good
by spreading for us u wholesome
feast of mingled witand wisdom"
nj. Quad wries exclusively for
the Free Press and is just ~ funny
as ever We advise every family
to t'y that paper for year.
We will send the Detroit Free
Press and the ADVANCE one year
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West OF Huntington trains r,in by Central
Tine. Main Line trains east Of Huntington
run by Eastern time. which T. one hour fns-
ter han Ceutrst Tins.
No. =. daily from Louisville. ctnclnn natl
and Lexington 10 Washington and the Fest
and HichmDid Solid train and PulIman'r h
nn'st Bufiei sleeping cars.
No. 2, daily except SUNDAY. The Saturday
train ruDsoniS sE far as Chiffon Forge. DsIly
except Sunday between Clifton Forge aud
Old Point
No. q. daily except sunday Ia .wssi.iretor.
Leave Washington daily. Pullman Tarior
cars New York To Washington New Pull
man Buffet Shopping cars Washington and
Hichmond 10 ouisviiic aud Cincinnati.
No. ]. d-iiy except Sunday. Pullman
Slee ping cars without change. Clifton Forge
and White Suiplnr " Lexington.
N"e baud 3, daily between Clifton Forge
and Ashland.
Old Doini,.ion StDamsrs leave Norfolk on
Monday. Tuesday. Wed eSSsy. Thursday aud
saturday on arrival trHin 70 y M. Rrri vo In
New York next day afternoon
For rates Tickets, baggage Cheeks, apnly
20 sny Office Of &. %. R'y: or Dspof or 4 lek-
ct once OF CONNIE cling lines.
j. II. ODELL.
General Manager.
III. w. FULLER,
Gen1 Pass'r Agt.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16

"Say, SIS" he said to i0-ycar.old
girl who answered his ring at the
door, "is your mother in'"
"No, sir"
That's too bad"
"Want TO see her on particular
busincssl"
"Ycs."
Cant you waiti"
81 suppose I'll have to-
'lf it's very particular. and If you
can'i wait. you can tell il to me. 4
amt mother, but I'm engaged TO be
married, you know. - Detroit Free
Pyess.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16

Younger sister Mother, think
Il is too bad am iG; yet you make
me wear such short dresses that il
mortiiies me terribly
Mother--''My dear, girl. you
cannot wear longer dresses till your
elder sister is married"
"Well, she Is is as good ss en-
gagged 20 Mr.. DooIittIe. and think
I'm entitled 20 an extra fiounce."
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He Knew TheIr Game.

Wasp.
Old Man "a, the head Of the stairs
At 2.3O \. M)--"Susie, what time is
III"
Susie with second look at Reg
inald, ~ho loosens his grip)--''A
few minutes past 10, papa.
Old Man-"Don't forget TO start
the clock again when you 60 TO
bed.
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n.ss. Of Advertising.

l"c<s ~ H
3s rsular sdvertterr- 80. q
re<ulsr advrrt'scmcrts. of more than halt
sssismn. quarterly In advance
Irnns'euf sd,c~tisa 'ncsits In advance.
rhs Adv anoc Il the medium throuxl
vh o. Advertiser. oan reach the nee.
pis q Wayne County.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16

a lady IN Chicago. well know "A ia
society. "gsmbols on the green" for
the entertainment Of her guests. In
other words, She dances on the hil.
lard table.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16

There is boy in Iowa who has
lost both hands. both feet. both ears
and most of his nose BY frost bites,
and a, hc has nothing else 10 lose
he is having lots "a iun out doors
this winter .-Er.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16

Says The Philadelphia Rscor4
In additional 90 his many other
pleasing accomplishments. Mr. liar
risou is an ardent aud vigorous
kisscr."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16

"Alust the churn goi7 asks the
New York Tribune why, Of
course il must if il is after but
err Boston Post.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16
y& rrinssns.

AZ kinds OF JOB Prtntinx dv-e vffA ness
p's end epstoa ant ~ prices ~ low q cat
y 500 dcd.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16
Hotel Continental.
Oar. Second Are and Sth 81,
HUNTING TON, =. ". VI.,
Now Open to the Public on the
European Plan ~ a Good
Mtna,cmcnt.

The Coitlnentl Hotel that IL 40 well
kniwa 10 ths travelling pubic for may
years l. now opcu again y rinancntiy, u,.,rr
ne msnasem,ntof War. q William. This
hni;ss i,rs bc"n thoroughly renovated from
top To bottom. with new carpets and fur. T.
turs' Rates q" the travelling public Will 4 q
Il 20 rcr day, with meal and 10 ia. I wou a
bc Eind to meet with my old customers who
stopped with me when formerly kept this
h-use. i. H. WAnE.
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In Siberia, when il Is 20 degrees
below zero. men 60 pgiiing about
and inquire Of each other well, IS
this warm enough for your"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16

"Woman's work is never done"
Well, whyS Because they stand out
in front and talk to each other so
long, that's why.
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OHIO RIVER r. r.
TIME TABLE.

Taking effect Dec. %, 1873 Passenger tralss
Will run - follows Central Time. All trains
daily exc. pt thoee marked thus which do
not run On Sunday
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Bagsage Checked ~ al points
W }. HOWNBON, 0en . Pass. gent.
ParkersDurg. ". Va.
W. ~ OSBORN. soUthern Aat.
fOmerOJ, Ohio.
FRED HUsEHAN. TrsveIlne Agent.
Nheeiine, ". Va
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16
The Mississippi Doctor.s Erro,

The Mississippi Doctors Error.
Detroit Free Prss
Two ng, nts for new kind OF
c'iurn came I, the house of DIR. l..
o Pamela county, Miss, in the
e ering and were invited TO spend
the night. While one was caring
pr the horscs, the doctor convcrs.
Ing with the other found the men
were iron a place where he had
practiced medicine in his youth. In.
quiring about different persons he
he AT length asked: "And the Misses
Brown, where arc thcyi They
were without doubt the most ugly
" omen l ever saw"
"Ncs," said the agent.
what became Of tbcni'
"One is my wife,
There was a silence.
The doctor presently left the
room. Going to the stables he saw
the other agent and made conf.
dant of him. winding up with.
well, they were uncommonly ugly
women. Did you ever see thcms"
YES"
And he married the other.
DIR. L. claims that this is the
only bra ak he ever made in enter.
tanning strangers.
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A PuzzIcr.

"a GuZZfcT.
free Press.
"Say, Chawleyw he called, as the
pair were separating, Just one
word, you kaaw"
"a dozen, old fellah."
"Are you puzzled, Chawleyi"
Don't think il. Nevah gave IL
any thought
"Wcll, am"
What ahouti"
"The weathaw.'
How"
"Why, be joye! | don't know
whether To 20 sweet on the daughter
Of plumber OF an ice man. The
open wintnh has Knocked me All
out, Chawley-all out Good bye,
Chawley--see you laiah.p
a girl about years Of age was
wandering around on Grogan street
the other day when q policeman
espied her and asked:
"W here you going, sissyw
Going home"
Where is your homer"
IL can't find il"
Cant your Then I'm afraid you
are lost
"Oh, no, Amt" she promptly
replied. I'm right here, out home
is lot. wish you'd be good and
find il for me."-Free Prsss.
Paterfsmilias here, What
does this meani The parios clock
is stopped. Mr. Niccfellow was
here lat night, as usual, wasn't her
Daughter--"Ye pa; and / told
him what you said about the cost oi
coal and gas in the parlor every
night, and We began to wonder
how wc could economic for YOU.
and finally Mr.. Niccfeliow decided
that we could ~ least stop the clock
and save wear and tear on the
works, you know
>s~
Young Housekecpcr (to butcher
You may send me some ducks,
think, to-day.
Botcher- Yts'm, canvas back i
I ~ PSI
Young iIousckeeper ~ ho know.
nothing about ducks - Weller
no, | guess not, they might IA
Tough. Send me just plain duck,
without the canvas backs
es
To grocery store iu a Massa.
chuse,ts village there came lately On
irish woman who said % the grocer
"Mr c.. shure and have va
niver an Imply hovr birrel that
can nave to make hen coop foi
me little hog"
/ The grocer gave her the barrel.
The doctors Of Paris have AZ last
come 20 The conclusion that q man
suffer, no pain after being decapita.
ted. It's cold day when YOU cam
get some good news from Paris.
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cyReDo. w. Va


o~s seyy. enc year ~ ~. n pad NJ the'ssms
q, aaus u entered I'm suLseu ,stion books
AfSsr = Says ei-1s PER year \. IN Le oharg eL
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16

The doctors Of Paris have AZ last
come 20 The conclusion that man
suffers no pain after being decapita.
ted. It's a cold day when YOU can't
get some good news from Paris.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-16

Schedule In Ensetsopt 10Th. lisa,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-09-27
UngaIlant journalism.

Mr.. EDITOR: [ wish to draw pub
lie attention to an atrocious philipp;c
that appeared in the Bulletin of yes,
terday. That such discourtesy to q
lady should be permitted in the col
umns of Honolulu newspaper re-
fleets upon Hawaiian civilization.
Had the insulting and vulgar squib
alluded to, appeared in any paper
published in the United States. a
friend Of the lady would have waited
next day upon the editor and applied
to him kind of logic which would
have put matters straight. There is
no doubt whatever that the letter
signed "Mrs. Green T." was written
in the Bulletin office, and it bears
the impress of well-knoWn member
of the ''staff."
When lady sends a contribution
to a newspaper courteously worded,
and it is inserted, common decencv
demands that like courtesy should be
extended to its author, whether by
the paper inserting it or by any
other.
[ am obliged by your giving me
space to make this statement from
AN AMERICAN.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-09-27

ly service would be better, but If
Congress would enable US to estab-
lish and maintain weekly line, it
would be best of all. The expendl-
ture of tourists in this country and
the increased trade resulting from
it would more than compensate for
the government expenditure on the
ocean postal route. The Australian
route has this special advantage over
other steamship lines to San Fran
cisco: It brings wealthy tourists
along, who spend their money lib
orally and buy largely in American
manufactures"
did the American Government
pay nothing for its Australian mail
service?"
Eyes, it paid trife for handling
the bags. The Pacific Mail Com
pany never got more from the Amer
lean postofice than $4,000 in any
single year, and often much less.
Our yearly payment was arbitrarily
fixed at $4,000 until this year, when
the Postmaster General agreed to
| pay S4O, SUU. DuG the company uOeS
not get all that. Two-thirds of that
amount goes to the contracting Col
onies in abatement of their subsidy.
s'The Colonies are prepared to pay
half the subsidy for a fortnightly
American service; but I think a
great and rich country like the
United States should not make its
foreign trade dependent upon for
eign country"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-09-27
NOTICE.

ANYONE HAVING BOOKS BELONG
IA ing to the Bar Association Library,
will please return them at once to the
office of w. Il. Castle, who will close out
the Library and sell the books. 73-3t
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THE DAILY
FRIDAY,
ISLAND NEWS SUMMARY.

Since our last summary the even
tenor of progress has been main
tanned throughout the Kingdom.
Large and important public works
are projected on all the principle isl,
ands OF the group; and some of these.
such as the deepening of the en-
trance to Honolulu harbor and the
Hamakua water scheme, will have
an important bearing upon the in
crease OF future Hawaiian commerce.
Until the next Legislature meets and
appropriations for large projected
works are made, these improve
ments cannot be commenced; but
preliminary surveys and estimates
are being prepared now with an
energy that is gratifying.
The new wagon road from Hilo to
the Volcano is progressing steadily.
and by the end of October it is be-
heVed that the Halfway house will
nave been reached or passed by the
new road. The most difficult Dor
lions of the road are already over
come.
A canal to connect the waters Of
the Waiakea and WaioIama rivers
near Hilo, is in progress; and road
making in various directions is be-
ing pushed on with vigor.
Rails have been laid on four miles
of the Oahu Railway track, and the
bridge across Maunaloa river will be
finished in few days, when the lay
ing of rails will be recommended
A good deal of rolling stock has al
ready arrived, and there are now at
three locomotives and sew
eral passenger cars of the most i'm
proved types. Several excursions,
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Embellishments.
Medical Advice Free!

DR. LEE, Nj. D., CAN BE CON
~ suited Free of Charge at Central
House," Alakea street, from to II a. M,
l to and 6 to 7 p. m.
L." observation-disclosures of Women"
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EVENTS OF TODAY.

HoNoLuLU kEFLEs- Company c, drill,
1850 pm.
CHURcH SERVICES St Andrews Cathedral
pm; Central Union Church Ladies'
Prayer Meeting, 3 p. ~.
a. l.. OF H.-0ceanic Council, 7:3O p. IN.
|. y. o. F.-Rebekah degree, 7:3O p. m.
HAWAIIAN G. No. $50, Legion of Honor
1880 p. IN.
SUPREME COURT DIARY
BEFORE Mr.. JUSTICE PREsToN-In re es-
tate of Alexander Campbell.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-09-27
Bp 1utburitn
Foreign Office Notice.

FOREIGN OFFICE, !
HONOLULU, H. L, Sept %, 1889. (
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HONOLULU, II. l., Sept 26, 1889.
This day had audience of the King:
Mons. NJ. G. G. Bosserout d. Anglade,
Commissioner of France, to present an
Autograph Letter from the President of
the French Republic, of which the follow
ing is a translation:
"CARNOT,
President of the French Republic,
To His Majesty KALAKAUA l., King of
the Hawaiian Islands.
DEAR AND GREAT FRIEND:
We have received the letter which Your
Majesty has written to Us IN order to ex-
press how deeply He felt the misfortune
which happened to our Colonies through
the last hurricane which crossed the Paci-
nc Ocean and occasiOned such disastrous
losses.
we have been very much moved by that
proof Of sympathy. and We hesten to adj
dress to Your Majesty Our most sincere
thanks
We avail ourselves of this opportunity
10 renew to you, Dear and Great Friend
the assurance of our sentiments of esteem
and constant friendship.
Written at Paris, July 90, 1885,
Signed CARNOT.
Countersigned:
E. SPULLER."
10 which audience Mons. d. Angladt
was introduced by His Excellency iona
Austin, His Majestys Minister of Foreign
Affairs.
His Majesty was attended on this occa
SION by His Royal Highness Prince Kawa
nanakoa, His Excellency Hon. iona. Aus
tin, Minister of Foreign Affairs, and Jas
W. Robertson, Esq, His Maiesty's Vic,
and Acting Chamberlain. 1890 74-1t
The Great Register of the Kingdom i
about ready for Binding and as the mum
Der Bound for sale will be limited. NJ
persons desiring a copy are requested t,
make Immediate application to the Inter
ior Office
The price of the Complete Register
bound in cloth will be Ten Dollars.
L. A. THURSTON,
Minister of the Interior.
Interior Office, Sept. %, 1889.
1290-2t 1885,
Tax Assessors NOtice.-Tax Payers o
the District of KOna, Oahu.
The books of the Tax Assessor for tn,
District of Kona, Island of Oahu, will b,
open for inspection by persons liable t,
taxation, from September goth to Octobe
lst, 1889, Sundays excepted, in the Kappa
iva Building, between the hours of
O'Clock in the forenoon and O'Clock in th,
afternoon. T. A. LLOYD
Deputy Tax Assessor, District of Kona
Island of Oahu.
Approved:
G. A. BROWN,
Assessor and Collector of Taxes. First hi
vision. ea-+d
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CORRESPONDENCE.

We do not hold ourselves responsible for the
statements made, or opinions expressed by our
correspondents.
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This day had audience of the King:
Mons. NJ. G. G. Bosserout d. Anglade,
Commissioner of France, to present an
Autograph Letter from the President of
the French Republic, of which the follow
ing is a translation:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-09-27
Planters Monthly
For Sept. 1889.
TABLE OF CONTENTS:

LIABLE OF CONIENTS:
Diffusion Success at Kealia, Kauai
Beet and Cane Sugar Crops for Four
Years
Annual Meeting in October
Notice to Planters
Diffusion Plant at Hanalei, Kauai
Double Crushing VS.. Diffusion
Manufacture of Sugar at Evan Hall
Concluded
The Sugar Trust
Railroads in India
Sugar Exhibit at Paris Exposition
California State Board of Irrigation
From Saceharine to Sucrose
Cause of Droughts
Peanuts and their Cultivation.
TERMS.
Yearly subscription. ...........$ so
Foreign +" .... 8 90
Bound Volumes. 90
Back Volumes bound to order.
- Address:
GAZETTE PUBLISHING CO.,
46 Merchant ST., Honolulu.
d&W2w
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FILTER PRESSES.

= SECONDHAND KROOG'S PATENT
- Filter Presses, as good as new, having
been used but few months; two ~ cham
bers, three 80 chambers.
Eight secondhand CHARTERS. 800 gallons
capacity each.
This machinery has been thrown out of
use by the Diffusion process being intro
duced; and is offered for sale at very low
prices.
E&-For particulars apply to
J. n. S. WILLIAMS,
Fort Street, Honolulu
p. o. Box $50. 66-1m
, 1889-02-14

ing ran very n1gn during nve or SIX anxious
days, and tho mayors chances, despite his
mature years, ruled the betting at six to one.
AT the end of the week both young ladies had
capitulated, and were duly engaged The
mayor was, however, cut out by a handsome
young miner. tn wedding day WINS fixed,
and the mother OF the young Indies WINS sum
moned upon the scene. Here troubles began.
She duly arrived, but was hotly indignant
with her daughters for the scant respect
which they had manifested toward their
brothers memory by such indecent
haste to we'd Tho girls explained that
they had literally been besieged, and had
yielded to tho overwhelming force of circunf
stances As usual, explanations increased
tho ofense, and the mother vowed that
neither OF them should BE- married out there
at aIl-that, In fact, the engagements were
of, " and that they must be of too. Tho
cup Of felicity was thus rudely dashed from
the lips of the two accepted men, and they
made hnste to tell their sorrows to the town.
An Indignation meeting was held, and the
mayor appointed a committee to wait
upOn tho irate matron In order to ask
her to reconsider her resolution. The
mayor, with rare ~magnanimity, consider
ing the cruel blow his own hopes had
just received, placed himself at the
bead Of the deputaton, and in the name of
patriotism implored the good lady to grant
the petition, which he ardently urged. She,
however, stood firmly on her parental rights,
and declared that she would not leave the
town without her two daughters. Then the
genius of the mayor shone forth like the sun,
and proved equal to the occasion. he blandly
proposed ncompromise. Why need she leave
at nlli He drew her attention-of course In
most delicate terms-to the fact that she was
fair, plump, and fifty odd, and that similar
language might be taken Us descriptive of
himself. There and then he offered her his
hand and heart, and the young Indies q kind
father and protector.
That settled the matter, and three mar
riages took place with a great flourish of
trunpets at Wagon Wheel
, 1889-02-14

down for six months at q time and gives
wrath a fair chance to materialize. He was
a thoughtful man. BE spent his days invent
ing snow plows and his evenings In slipping
hot rum and Illuminating upon the probable
strength of tho future prohibition vote
Those were times when the wives remon-
strated with their husbands regarding the
unfortunate and disappointing results of too
much drink, particularly JPhen< 1t led the
men to go out and shoot at Indians-and miss
them These men generally began drinking
on account of the bite of a snake, N usually
had to quit on account of attacks from the
Same reptiles"
Gen Porter WINS kin enough to introduce
me to a New York audience on one occasion.
Ladies and gentlemen, " began the general
without relaxing a muscle of his face, 81
claim your indulgence on behalf of the
speaker who Is going to address you He has
to speak in n language not his own, and, be-
sides, be has not the resource of some of our
countrymen, who, when their threats are
tired, can speak through their noses"
American women run their husbands and
fathers very close In the matter of wit.
Their wit is apt to be a little more sarcastic,
perhaps They nre not women for nothing.