The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-11
BRIGHT BITS

THE zoES OF WIxDsoz, y. H. has increased
its population bF four and its buildings by two
N ne iast eleven years. There has been
nothing Ike boom but the growth has been
on its merits. and steady aud permanent
Detroit Frss PTess.
4 GOos TITLz-"That l want" said the
Playwright, Is good title for my drama"
Why don't you call L Turn About:'"
But 1t has 10 significance
1t has, certain '. Your drama is a fair play
fsn't it,'-Harper's BaIGr.
AUNT MARIA-Do you 20 to Sabbath school.
Tommy
Tommy IN de cold weather begins. -
Aunt AaTi2-N az dO1't you go now, Tommy
Iohny-Dey doesn't let out in time fer de
oaH ame.-IeTre Hdlte Express.
II Is SAID tha; lsre are at least 1000 actors
10 New ork EAO are unable to get situations
mat 2eJJ actors are out of situations is not so
remarkable Is the fact that about double t4nat
numoer OF men VINO are not actors have secured
situations az that sort Of business-Norristot cn
Herald
IRsT LIVERY STABLE HoRsE-Pegasls at the
hour OF Y o cock tonight shall hang myself
by my halter.
Second disto--o, Bucephalusl why?
tlrst norse-BecalIse an so slow that every
young man who has cuddlesome girl wants to
hire ms.-SeU York Sun
NOT Used TO Ir.-First BROOKLYN Man ION
street car You haven't lived in Brooklyn long,
have you: o'
Second Brooklyn Man-No; only a few weeks.
How did you know!
F. B. MI noticed that when YOU said Won
lived IN Brooklyn you blushed-Neto YORK
Weekly.
EDITOR SHEERCE-I tell you, sir, the press is
as powerful factor for good as the pulpit
perhaps more so.
Inc Rev. Mr. WilZus- No doubt YOU think so
perhaps that's the reason you always print the
name OF the almighty in small typ3 and the
"a ne OF your paper in capitals.-Ierre Haute
Express.
A FAIR JUDGxENr.-'How does your son, the
doctor, get alongf"
Not very successfully"
i ana sorry to hear that. On what do you
base your opinion?'
Well, he's been attending Mr.. sircusposter
Tor three years, and he hasn't killed him or
cured him yet. "-Harper's BGzar
81 HOPE you will pardon my late arrival >,
SAID the young man, as he seated himself in the
easiest air. Il forgot my umbrella and had
10 stand IN a stairway until the shower was
over"
That's one on you, Jennie shouted Tommy.
in great glee ''Itold you so. OF course he had
se1se enough to 20 in when 1t rained."
And tn silence, like soft hat, was plainly
felt.-Terre Hdute Express.
FIRST JoHNNY-say, Choily, it says here in the
guide book, What does the Sphinx representp
y hat Is meant by that faint, scornful smile
that look Of vsiled knowledge, that stolid. faith,
omleSs gaze. that lmpenetra lie barrier of sub
hmated silence it presents to the searching in
quiry OF the eager, anxious, curious bafled
mind? What was it meant for?
Second Johnny-Why, old chappy, il must
have been meant for stage doorkeeper Life.
YOUNG WOMAN of this city is married to n
gentle nan who is many years her senior They
have become well enough acquainted to say
unpleasant things to each other. The other
morning at breakfast he suggested a foreign
tour.
But we mustn't visit Egypt
why not?''
time" 0'---o
We'll, suppose didg'
You'd be stolen for a mummy, sure. 49,
Washington Capital