New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-19
THE Talk OF THE DAX.


This must BIO the one that Robert stopped wearing Z
war and Peacs.-raladelphia veteran-My sxs
periences In the war were the same ss e.ness, AZ
they could be falling ell around me and was not dis.
turbed SO long as l wasn't hit myself M. ur,u. y.
New-York.- philadelphia Record.
Several members of the faculty of Dartmouth COT
legc voted against prohibition the other day. whns
two-thirds of the boys voted for it
A Public Relief-Blobson-I understand that Boror
has gone South for the rest Of the winter.
F sns P Pr ao rest OF tho
aThe Norwich Bulletin publishes poem on the
short poem fad that n now raging. The poem Is
as follows:
What
Rot
Nothing Cheap -Phladelphian On kewk
York)-Haye you any cheap cab service saeh ~ We
New.YorEer tproudly)-No. stree. We don't have
cheap things in this great net TsTt idsy s ns
a dime, viii youf-{ philadelphia Record.
GThe Chicago News, WIN support any Presidential
candidate 10 1899 who has lost both arms Such
man, 1t says would be able to carr out great reform
by curing the hand shaking mania which now attacks
everybody who visits the White HOUSE.
His First Day a. scheel.-Fatter-There: WINE: e
desk s 0 which ' tanned mr. hide twenty years ago
Willie neasiy)-Aro YOU sure II IL nailed perfeouy
tight, papa f-tBurlington Free Prcss.
"The New-orIeaus Times DemocratV calls attention
10 the growing popularity of the Mississippi sea-cosst
As winter resort. SMsny Northern people, II SAYS
have purchased homes and valuable properties on
the coast this year, and nearly all who have have
confessed they have found the region along the bright
waters of the Mississippi Sound the most delightful
wintering place In America or in the world Tho
best known resorts. on this coast arc Pascsgoula,
Ocean Springs Biloxi Mississippi City, Pass Christian,
Bsy Saint Louis waveland and Cult View.
Those PIgeon-holed Manuscripts. Editor
This is grand article noble, glorious BY Lowell,
'n Assistant-No, sir; by one Tom Hsyseed, of Hay.
seedville. Shall send IL backl
Editor-No, IT'S tco good TO lose. Put it away until
he becomes famous.-tNew-Yo York Weekly.
Two Texan women arc the largest individual sheep
and stock owners In the world. Ole OF these, tho
widow Callahan, owns 10000 sheep, md when long
train Of wagons starts out each spring and fan Tor
market, loaded down wHh the wool Of her sheep 10
Is q sight worth seeing The other IL MSs Rogers,
the great herd owner of Southwestern Texas, who
Is worth about million dollars. MB Rogers owns
co carriage, preferriug to ride on horseback 10 e
free and easy style Of the cowboy
Only One Fear.-oid Lady-whst's the matter. little
street Urchin (whimperng1Fraid.
oo% YOU trcet esmins were ever afraid Of anything.
seen or unseen, in this world or the next. -
Street Urhin-Y-es, were 'fraid of-of csen otnor'
-{New-York Weekly.
Tho ladies' Of Texas are making q huge map, drawn
on Canvas with all the 2e4 counties Of the State Ad
OF. One county, Tom Green, is larger than mo
entire States of Massachusetts, and Connecticut COM
bined. Tho name Of each county VIII DO WORKED
with some beautiful product made in the county Inc
map will be exhibited in the Texas spring Palace 70
DO built at Fort Worth.
The State Of Michigan makes It Impossible Tor
poor man to aspire to the Goyernorthip By putting
the salary at o., 900 year.
rms Is now the Salvation Army r. billing ms
towns Of Maine:
THEY ARE COMING,
the superb
BRASS RAND
of the
HOUSEHOLD TROOPS.
Where arc they? Where do they come from1
They drink considerabyfrOm the wells OF salvation
They fight terrbyaganst the devil and sin OF every
They set well paidn the love of God in their hearts.
They are alter you'll you are not saved, hurry up.
II you are, cannot you serve God betteri
The worst thing the Democrats Of ST. Louis can
say against Secretary Noble IS that he rcnounces the
Ewfg weiblichs.
Teachsr-Late again, Johnny Remember, Johnny,
1t is the early bird that catches the worm.
Johnny (solemnly)-Ive already got em.-tIerr