New-York tribune., 1889-10-18
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

GBushelman wantedo says a card In window on
Fifthaye Bet YOU don't know what bushelman IS.
A tallors repairer. chi Pshaw you looked In the
dictionary.
The name of Grover Cleveland is still name to con-
lure with among the Democrats OF pennsylvania
Philadelphia RecON
Coniure With Oh, yes; and is the egg with
which the coniurer cooks an omelot in your hat
The scientific man has once moro discovered that
Iondoners degenerate I'm three generations; which
once moro only shows that science is like veal pies,
which. II Mr. Samuel Weller may be trusted, " IS
VERY good things you know the old CONAN as
made 'emo Dear Professor the population of all
large towns Is constantly being renewed from the
country II It were not, It would ultimately die out
Instead OF increasing Wonder If you have ever
noticed that the true cookney's legs grow shorter
below the knee than the average man's1 So does
the japanese mans. Account for It, please.
The Democratic societies . have como to
the place where Jefferson wrote the Declaration Of
Independence, TO revive and felterae JeHersohIdn
doctrines-P - Philadelphia Record
Good That's right. As Jefferson one Of the
earliest and most earnest advocates Of the American
doctrine of Proec ton, those young men couldn't do
better.
Have you noticed that quiet, languh, dolce far
nente feeling that has all OF sudden scttled OF NO
easily explained. The baseball season has closea'-
Norrisown Herald.
Slipped on a rose an aromatic spraln,' Is what
Mr. Pope would have said Of the Casino accident IL
he had been there.
THE LOST NOVEL.
Alas my summer novel;
mourn IL with sigh
Tho day | rashly bought N,
friend standing by.
Forthwith the book he borrowed,
To be returned that night,
And since that fatal moment
1t ne'er has blessed my sight
He lent It to his cousin.
And she enjoyed it so
She lent it 10 a neighbOr,
Who kept 1t on the go;
And lent it to her uncle,
who lent 1t TO his girl,
Who lent il 10 her teacher
Who, with another whirl
Sent 1t unto a nephew,
Who lent It 10 a friend,
Who sent Il 10 room mate.
And, oh where VIII 1t end1
Throughout this maddenng business
One hope alone l see:
Mayhap in all this lending,
-(BOston Traveller
Boston missed tho pennant, but is consong herself
with the reflection that 10000 cans OF beans were
packed at the Dghton factory during the same season
Never mind Boston; tho best you can" is fine
motto.
Many people who couldn't be hired TO read HIPS
speech would give big money to read tne sentences
Randall is said to have cut out OF t.-(Phiadelphia
inquirer.
II dcep-blue mourning suits your complexion you
will have TO go to Bolhara II you have lately lost
a French king In your immediate family, YOU can
wear purple The Turks express sorrow IN Voet'
the Egyptians and Burmese in yellow, the Chinese
in white the Perslans I'm pale brown, and the
Ethlopians and Abyssinians in dirty brown.
hnese journalist thus describes the social dance
Of Credentials IN letter to his paper: Moro par
ticrlaly are there invitations TO SKIP ana pOsiuf,
when the host decides what man Is 70 DC pafthrr oI
what woman and what woman Of what man; Ihrh
with both arms graspng each other they 90 IN palS
and leap Skip, posture and prancc for MIR mutual
gratlGcation 4 man and woman previously ul-
known to each other may tahe part in it. This they
call dancng.n-(Bo,ton Traveller
The wild goose IS said TO be flying south over
Connect cticuto and the wcathcrpnphet again reloiceS
But why Connecticut? Get along with your Con-
nectcut geese and your AssinbOno muskrats what
do they know about itl No more than the sighai
Service.
A woman who gave her husband some zephyr 70
Get matched two days ago, on his way nome IN the
evening has not seen him since. As thete ar, Only
forty-fve stores In town where Zephyf Is soId, she
thinks It is about time he returned hoiue'Nofrs'o"h
Herald.