Butte semi-weekly miner. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1886-1890, 1889-03-06
TIL + RAMBLER.

1t was at the last Union club hop. He
was respisHdentin Bnft~of the c0uvea.
tional raiment. and the diamond that
nestled in the center OF a snowy expanse oil
shirt bosom almost dwindied the lights OF
the ball room into pale insigniicance. As
he promenaded with a charming bunch OF
%femininity reclining upon his arm, be was
seeking to impress he,fair one that he alb.
herred the habit of some men who pressed
the girls too closely in the giddy mazes OF
the waltz, and, in fact, detested anything
that bordered on affection.
"But, Mr.. x" reioined the young lady,
with a suppressed smile, II understand
from brother that you are fond OF mon
strosities."
"How so?" was the bewildered interrog.
ative from Mr.. x.
why, two heads upon one shoulder,
you know"
Mr.. X. at once remembered that little
experience where the curtain was not
pulled down far enough when he
called upon a certain fair one whose
profuse blonde hair nestled on his
shoulder, and then he sighed for some
fairy's wand to transform him into ethereal
space.
Moral-Always pull down the blind.
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Lent and it's Observance in social circles
has called intermission on the club dances.
The series thus far have been well attended
and the consolidation has been a success
in everything, with the lam sntable excep-
tion that a majority OF the x-younp lady
members OF the Highland and Entire Nous
have not clasped hands with the harmony
that the gentlemen have. There is a pain
ful and indeed quite visible lack OF frater.
nifty manifested beneath the cha ndeliers at
Renshaw Hall, among the two clans. with
age as the line of distinction. While it
is permissible for young laiies tn
suit their own ideas in such mat.
ters, it is, at the saue time, regrett,b'e
that petty jealousies aud deyt,tinn TO
should assert themselves In the ball
room. Another point that has been re.
marked upon, between puffs OF cigar smoke
IN the gentlemen's dessing room, is the evil.
dent entertaining of insane envy awards
new gentlemen members OF the club.
practiced by one or two Of the Butte bows
fear that their own laurels of popu-
are in jeopardy. We understand
good authority, that several new.
Corners land one in particular whose dane.
ing and conversational ability o much
praise from the ladies) have been made tar.
,ets Tor The conspirators' d~ispleasure aud
With cool elaboration have been "knifedn
among the ladies upon every presentable
,ccasio1, by these two unmanly and zeal.
JUS, wouid-be society kings. With these
pots removed, the social horizon would lie
he incarnation of loneliness.
Several prosnectiva dbl,
Ind anon whispered knowingly by DAM
The bulletin predicts the MARRIAGE
a popular young Democratic politician
nth one OF our acknowledged bellies. whose .
IaneIng and musical attainments are aL.
most locally proverbiai. Ayoung man con.
leeted with mining interests will soon face
he ministerial choker with a charming and
.'eautiful school teacher as his choice while
ne OF Uncle Sans bandsomest army ofi.
ers will deprive Butte OF asyounp ladv
nose sway over masculine hearts has been
he talk OF the Highland" faction. s.Tbe
that blnoin in the spring tr,. 10 J, ,
something to do with this case % !
ne affair will occur with great eclat in
The past week has been eventful. socially
y the opening OF the new Thespian vew :
Ohm Maguire's pride, and the Union Club ,
The latter was largely attended, and
as. IN the parlance OF the day, livery !,
0ry /
(,
One OF our society men has become ;noo
laSed With the fatal virus of ambition. to q
nitate as nearly as possible. the renowned t
cry Wall, an acknowledged monarch oi
astern dudes In faet his Butte im;ta.
y Is so fastidious that he contem.
!alesE purchasing a greyhound to match
neS spring suit, and We might add that c
would be appropriate at the same time e
;t ges Ia = gssen poll parrot TO correspond o
lth ms giar1ng verdancy. /,
:
Society was plunged into the vorter 90 3
nsa.lon YESTERDAY upon learning that n
J, r, Iocarprlnc OF Wales had engaged n :
lgilist,c encounter with a salesman IL :
pnner's. It is rumored tina. tbe conta y . !.
nrlei but pointed. and Samm~ :
l ahs On me iaurels, It 10 now in order ! 4
nauens Jake Kilraino or John e. J