Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-01-29
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ia's y strange, when IL 10 Aio""
d sesp'' 's of the graves are
The o ss'oape.--M 0. Picav'4'1c.
ay' y ; hs doubted whether the
y na y chewing BE- gum has an injurl-
fdee % ~ the eyes OF the gum
sfe''s !. ~ !, hurts the eyes of other
'p ,,s,n County, Georgia, requires
lincOi .a9e only a day and a half OF
DE a, !. me last session the on'y
r ~ sho has been in jail in the
sasr !, s several years was let go on
nF !. ..cocnizance, the prosecutor
les LII lately published in En-
sta','s, wy that the world has 700
'nl ~. ssy worth 5000, 900 or over, OF
rsas va reside in England, 100 in the
sn ~ Gates. 100 in Germany, 70 IN
tsd 1 s@ Il Russia, 50 in India am
n other countries
u Ut "a anew high-wire act. Two
-lu .s.siag from different ends OF a
''ai .a meet and pass each other,
~ WV ~ IN a waltz step. A. woman
lns h. :; dances on the wire, and a man
' \ ,cross it with a companion up
4. On bis shoulders
~, adv saw a driver, angry with
a.sss for some fancied otfense,
~ ay = lash them severely. She in
'.,, !, him by inquiring the way to
, ,.t street, to a certain mans
y !. both Of which she knew very
y ~ But the driver, too gallant not
AVE-, l the ladys questions had OPP
anti, An for his temper to cool and
.torsa the whip to its socket without
liking blow
r;mo twentieth century. Place, at
..ls First Female Voter-''How
|yoa do, Mrs. x' Who -. are you gong !,
|10.s tOr for GOVERNOR" Second Fe-
! vOt4r-"O, have not decided
The Republicans have put up Mr..
Thew say he's very popular, and
h. elected. But Mr.. B, his OPP
,sot. he doesn't seem to have any
mis- at all, poor fellow; guess Ill
! FIR him." First Female Voter
oyillL"-Yankee Blade.
4Vbat will it cost me-, Uncle Ras-
to have my coop whitewashedP"
ssin't tell yet, sab, till | makes an
imste oh de size and dimenshuns. "
h night the owner was disturbed by
bud noise in the hen-coop. Eli,
s-sr he shouted from an upper
|,iOv, "what are you doing therem'
/, Inc. Rastus,n was the reply,
ID he's fggerin' on de size an di-
r:huns oh de coop. "-Hdrper's Ba-
This is the darndest place I ever
in," exclaimed the bucolic gentle
d at the theatre. 1--we been look
around for the last half-hour and
ntfnd the door," Don't you see
sign on that door?" asked the gen.
manly usher. Exit, that's Latin,
means the place where you go out. ="
hen why in time don't it say so? !
bit know nothing about dead Ian
ages. Cause a Teller can't read
Itn, has got to burn to death in case
fire eh?"-B0stOn Transcript.
Men," said the captain of the
aner to the frightened passengers
iiled about him. lit is true we are
gaining on the leak, but we are
y fifteen miles from land, and il
eessary we can throw overheard
W tons Of freight to tighten ship.
fre is no occasion for alarm. We
Ve several hundred casks of rum in
hold that we can =" mo occa-
4 for alarm exclaimed a tall Ken
1an, turning pale with apprehen-
q Captain, do you intend to throw
rum overheard" - Chicago Trib-
line average age of locomotives is
p4Welye years, yet many, through
PEI habits OF living, taking their
as regular and avoiding all intoxi-
NY beverages attain quite a re-
SaOle old age. The Oldest run
! engine in Germany has been on
mad since 1915, and is conse-
salV lorty-three years old; quite a
lastlaa' In fact. With regard to
aaolts 1t has always confined itself
NY 70 water, though it has been
leFa TO smoking all its life. 1t is
zee locomotive grown prema-
!! ola BY getting on trains and run
al night, but they are often met
I'm colljsions.-Ttras sJtings.
iass'af, Me-, is an interesting
' o TWO reasons. 1t always has a
'"aalsh among its citizens, and
= aAnalsh farm covers the ground
o..l benedict Arnold encamped on
s4sOee expedition, and where he
ea a aasstaif, from which the
: received its name. G. w, Stand
'l0 y, the leading men of the
= ~, NE only remaining son of
i. sAndlsh, who was the eighth
t,io '' :, from Miles Standish, the
~. Of Plymouth. G. W. stand
,s,a, VFother' Miles, died seven
me- ~ out ne left a son Miles, now
Nls "O years old, nd e. w. has u
y ''' VINO is four years old.
a asang lady (at dinner, sadly. to
Eeri9r 1 N was forcibly reminded
i, Of y th mr. Larkins, of the opening
pS,a we poem, I never loved a
[stl~.1y,o.r, Mr.. Larkins with
s 5rss. les!' Young Lady-..Yes;
! Fbi osu'g e with lovely little
i f., 't th. | tenderly nursed and