Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-02-01
p,INcENT PARAGRAPHS.

-Chaussier dried a man IN KIN
and there resulted only twelve pouhus
OF solid matter.
An experiment recently made 10
Scotland proves that the tortoise can
walk mile in four hours.
Telephones are great convenience
and yet people are all the time taikins
AGAINST them.-Y onkers Statesman
"A travelling man remarks that any
fellow who makes love to wioow
literally counting danger.-hercna"'
Traveller ;,
IL wish I could sell all l write.
remarked a certain author 10 iaoy'
"There are those" replied his COM
panion, sweetly. "who say you can I
write all you sell. LYe.
Mrs. Barley, are you familiar
with Songs without WordsP go yes
quite. Mr.. Barkley frequently sings
them when he comes home IN inc
morning. ''-7erre Haute EIpreSs.
"A Brooklyn man intends to start
goat farm, which he thinks Will brihg
him $40. 80 per day. He will stock 1t
with seventy-five goats, and as the or
binary goat will give three pints Oh
milk a day, he calculates upon ninety
quarts per day at twelve to fifteen Genus
aquart.
One of the leading American COL
leges has resolved to dispense with
"class yell'' next year. An institution
of learning that will thus aim deadly
blow at the higher education OF our
youth doesn't deserve the patronage OF
the American people. Football may
90 next. NorristoWn Herald.
-"You should have counted ON the
expense of married life before you
entered upon it," said the young hus-
bands friend; ait was only question
Of common sense and reason that you
should have exercised Common
/: sense and reasonp" echoed the youth
full benedict; "why, l was In love-!
, Chicago Globe.
. Railroad SUPPLEMENTARY OF
the passenger cars need repairing
Head Examiner-"Yes, SIR; No. 800 Is
. in very bad shape; ought to go to the
, shop at once" whats the matter!'
..Two of the windows arc so loose that
: any ordinary man can raise them, sir.
2 Time.
v Two Y agrants called on kind lady
( in the suburbs of New York. "It
o which of you two shall l give thi
o nickel?" she asked. First tramp
/. .'Give it t., him, madam. He has pur
4 chased the route from me, and l an
lust taking him around to introduc
s him to the customers. "-Teras Sittings
}, Not Used to Travelling. Strange
is Cat hotel har)-"Best whisky, please.
IS Bartender Severely This is pre-
it hibition town, sir" Stranger-"Af
is excuse me- (moving away.) Bal
i tender (excitedly) Great Scot
stranger, haven't you sense enough
l. get sick ?n-.-Drake's Magazine.
l. Editor Society Journal Ito repo
3, ter)-"Mr Jinks, the directors hay
o. ordered mo to raise your salary. 1o
SO bring IN more society scandal than a
IN the other reporters put together.
$, Jinks THANK you. The advance wi
in be handed over to my wife. 1t is he
IN by right" Editor-"How SOP" JIM
n -"She is the secretary of the ladie
id anti-gossip club. "-Cart0on.
c, "A gentleman who has recent
Dis aiken ND French, and who loses no o
lg portunity of airing the little knowled!
u he has thus far acquired of that la
- gunge by translating and pronouncil
such words and phrases as his frien
might encounter in his presence, W
thus addressed by an acquaintane
in "f you only knew as much English
you do French, what success y
a would bo!'--1erd Settings.