The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-11-21
WIT AND HUMOR.

Ii seems to be the junction or 1acul-
ties to act as suspenders for college
breaches. life. ~
First Lobster-''Well, what are you
going TO do now?r Second Lobster
Get dressed for dinner. Life.
Drop a nickel in the slot and con-
firm the statement that all the fools are
not yet dead. Laurence american.
isn't that poor light you are read
ing in. dear?n ..Oh, no; the novel is
SO light l can read by it."-Harper's
Bdzar. $50 ~
1t takes smart man to tell good
lie; but nearly all men grow smarter
the longer they are married, Sooner
UilLe journal.
Hospital Physician-'.Any change in
Guzzlers condition." Trained Nurse
Mot bit. He's stiff bowling for
beer. Philadelphia Inquirer. '..
There's one peculiar thing about a
horse race. You can pick the winners
right along until you conclude to put
up your money Washington Capital.
-, 1t is said that the japanese people
never kiss. Come to think of it, when
they look at each other they ought not
to want to kiss.-Ne,o Orleans Picdyuiae.i
German Lieutenant (going up the
aisle of the church with his bride)-
'Dear Alma, you must take more pains
to keep step with me. "-Faegetade Biat-
ter.
The man with red hair is more for
tunate than the rest of us poor. NOR
tails, He is furnished with headlight
for his train of observation-disclosures En-
terprtse. =, ,.'.'
He-'Win you marry meP" She
Mo- He-''Then will you marry
Bob Sawyer? Hewanted me to ask
YOU for him, too, white Iwas about it. u
-EDoch. s<z
First pbvsician-..f,3d aid Coupons
case Weld to yiour freatnhnt? pr Second
phvsician-"it did rs I..dreated it six
months and it yis,aed4 something like
81. 600. n-Il,aeIge.s
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mo mvsel rs sInfsak jauF autS:for number
one. An,YNm.se ssfshaffSTifno o, widow
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Cuife suJyastire..i ia. Miss Blank
(hauohtil Viva tiiaIEss I am not
fond of gnalssi ,eyz,.lse5Yz E,2terDrise.
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two crosseyeaaoltaIlans Yesterday an
ne baI p,9ck II Aioi '''' - POI Ut
AZ A'''' - 'N,1,
F ? stranger, Will you direct me
TO InG: nearest panh? Street Gaihin-
Will I 20 cents. Strange eI: 1
hye cents! Ism t that high? Gamln--
''Bank directors always gets big pay,
lhister. ~. L. Gun.
you are giving your son a liberal
education, understand, Mr.. Sparrow
grass. remarked the pastor. Il should
just think so, replied Farmer Sparrow
grass; his first year at college cost me
an even $500. f-1J3Re. ..s..-'...t
s-t~"Railway accident this morning"
said BIinkins, suburban citizen, after
he had returned from his business i'll
town and met his wife at the station.
us it possible?" Eyes; the train was
on time both ways. y Washington Cap
dtaI.
Cant You stay a little while long
er?" asked the criminal. as his kind
friend was about to leave. No, Bob,
| haven't time to-day Well said
Bob, take some OF mine; I've got
ten years more than I want here" .
Lye.
did you see the smile on that old
toughs hp when you gave him ten
cents: asked JaWklns as the tramp
turned away. es; and Ill bet the
same ~ cents VIII bring another smile
to his lplnslde OF five minutes. "-1eras
ogN't9s. ...,
He How | do miss you when you
are away from me, my darling. II
seems that my heart pants for you-''
81 lie, tease con- say that again.
Nns ohe-I mean the WORD
iou useo J''s' ai'ei iieai'' -Ae'Te H"te'e
A'.p CO.
Maloen-'N nat can woman do
"nen man that has won her affection
refuses to marry herr" Lawyer-'ls
he rlch? NO. hasn cent. ''She
can appoint day Oh general thanks
ficinafa No, yoa.f on ~ t.'liti',o' ~ P'i'
w." e.''9
III was ever SO KIND OF you to bring
me TINS box OF candy, said the young
lady to George. think you are eX-
ceealngly nee. hats the way it
SoeS' sala george, as he dropped an
otner ponnoh INTO her mouth. Put a
caramel INTO the slot and get some
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MISTRESS Wv here are the nails