Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-06-13
WIT AND IIrNOE

lounce apopleXy? Doctor Wen F P
ally fatal.
A new street superintendent on..,
to be able to pave his way into II.
good graces of his fellow citizen,
Boston Gazette
Revenue officers usually keen c',...
to the customs of the country ob;.s
because it is their duty to d. so.-b! -
chester Post Express.
Marks-''Wiekwir new WIFI
rather homely, is she not2" Vases
-"Homelyi Her face would sI55
gas-meter. "-Terre Haute Express.
Checking babies at balls is nj,
wrinkle. Some effectual plan &,
checking bawling babies would b. Z
more welcome innoyation.-I9unq,r L
Education. 1
Papa Chat is to be)-What are Won, /
/ prospects, Mr.. de Brazen? Mr.. 4,
| Brazen-M Merely that Of being Won,
4 son-in-law, sir. l don't want anytime L
I better Life
1t is too soon yet to nominate tbs
next president. The White House /.
/ not a barber shop. where people wal,
to be shaved and hear the cry al
'Next!"--Ne10 orleans Picayuae.
Jordan say, circuit, where d3
YOU get all those cuts on your face
been taking part in riot? Circuit
Well no, not exactly; just shaved nv.
self with a safety razor Time
She-You must never let father sea
YOU put your arms around my waist
He-Why; would he be so sorry? Sbe
No. dear; but he would try 10 Dor.
row some money from you.-Lire.
Healthy? | should say it was
healthy. Why, there's only been one
death in this place in ten years
"Who was it died?" 'Dr Barkins.
Died of starvation. n-HuaSegS W6etlg.
New York belle Gin Paris)-"What
is the name of the proprietor Of this
hotel?' Chaperon ~ 90 Hooligan.H
q Dear me! That isn't French name;
it's an American name. '-Ftigadetc.4
Record.
Tenaweek Sir, l wish to marry
your daughter. Grutf father - My
daughter, young man, will continue
+ under the parental roof Tenaweek--
No objection will be raised to that, sir
-Harper's Bazar
! Jinks-Hello, Blinks! Hear you had
10 a great time getting malTied-eloped
, with the girl-father and mother furi-
ous-pave chase, but they did't catch
YOU; did they? Blinks (sadly)-No-o.
. -Ne,0 YORK. Weekly.
Mrs. Bretella-Arent you laced av-
fully tight, Aspasia? Miss Bretela-
r | may be little, mamma; but feel
sure that Mr.. Sawdortf will propose
n this evening, and he's got the shortest
If arms you ever saw.-Judge
,i Boarder Cracking an egg Wei
jf declarem Waiter (eXcitedly) Wha
d is it?n Boarder-"Why this egg has
&c double yelk." Waiter-"Pooh! that
& nothin' gen'lman's yistidday had
r. chicking!"- Detroit Free Press.
d Aunt Agnes-"Well. Ethel, 1 hea
to you're studying English history. Hay
&c YOU got as far as the Crusades YETI
BE- Ethel-"Yes.n Aunt Agnes-"The
rs rs YOU can tell me what Pilgrim was?
er Ethel-"A Holy Tramp. '-P0c5.
Businessman (dejectedly) = M
dear, mortgaged this house to-day
Wife" Mortga ged-O, how much:
Give thousand dollars" 'Isn't tn,
grand2 Now YOU can get me that dI
moad necklace. wi hiiudeiDhiJ RecOrl
of Widow JoUusjug -Doan' yo' TIM
es deakin. dat Professlh lawper straitc
les ed da trufc in his disclose dis eueuin
Deacon Fowah-SUaitch an nulir
M Mrs. Jouusing; wha, would NJ belie
TO dem lies EFF ! tole EN- mahself-Pac
'' Mrs. Lgon-Hunter-How was it "
DIS didu invite ,he Baron to your hou
N u, before he went away? Mrs Frank
he Because | was AFRAID my husband mig
he be rude with him. You know he hat
his his to have strangers ask him for none
raj life.
She Csternly) james, where ha
YOU been9 He Dearest, went %
to converse with a friend about I
9 play. "But, James, | detect the Cd
. OF cloves" That may, be, Hele
you see we had a spicy conversation
|, - Time.
Darling, she said, weeping, "wh
we were married, five years ago
W never eNDeCleu 10 SEE lou OOlillh- -,
at l o'clock il .he morningHh 1--WE
YOU wouldn't now, m dear" he
piled, If you'd only 90 to sic
,.L earlier. life.
I'LL Mr.. Jonathan Trump-What's
after with young DarlingtonP Il
going into the conservatory with DO
a. Flicker as pale as a ghost. NJ
Ill. Penelope Peach blow-Going into
cline. take it, from what | know
Dolly.-LUe
Ear. Blsmarck-"Dot spy is no goot.
sses discharge him. The Emperor
he do?" He do nodding; he Won /
Teller. cent him to dot Ameri'
States to spy out dere forts, und
come back und gay he not Wind an
Philadelphia Record.
l Physician-''Your husband is 81
II delirious aud seems utterly out OF
- mind. Has he recognized any ore
day?" Wife-"O, yes. He called
dragon this morning, and he c
stantly speaks Of the governess as
angel - Boston Beacon.
q, - HI.l-nkapI yvhy don't