The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-03-04
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No Back FNfrance NJ washingto" '"'
cleveland The French Chamber h'''
10 Please Mr.. Harrisou ia Low" WIN
Mr.. sNcinnd. 40.
No BACK doom FOR ilii-lhe W ASH
inrton correspondent of the Boston
HrYh falls into % grieyous error "neh
lac asserts iu tbc issue Of last lhui7ual
that President Cleveland came m 'he
back way four years ago. Pfcsl'rn'
Clc,eland and hi- party came dIel'ly
through The Pennsylvania depot pas-e"
through ihe main waiting room and inc
ladies waiting room j0 carriages al ihe
B.stfeet. entrance. Among tle news
papcr men present were two from the
p.t and half dozen other local re-
pouels and correspondents v ash'"g'
tn Past
a HAHp L0T TO PLEAsE-M. flo-
Duets Ministry, which receutlyWenl OUT
of existence. was hy no means snort
lived. for "a French Cabinet II was Ten
months old Under VI. Grcvy thefc
were twelve Ministries IN nine years
one of them only lasted three weeks ahH
only one ouiliycd "a year VI. 'arho' /,
FIRST lasted four months, and his secohd
ten months His third does not promise
extraordinary longevity, and 10 VIII DC
interesting 90 observe the Issue that
nrovcs fatal 10 70. Gifts two immediate
predecessors. ihe first died because II
wanted 10 POSTPONE constitutional reyi-
sion. the sccoud. because IL did not wish
20 postpone TO- Truly 10 is q hard task
to please that Chamber Of Deputies.-N.
J. IJti'hc
Tn IRISH QUESTION Vile speedier
the dissolution Of the present Parlia'
ment. the better Cor the prospects OF q
inst and reasonable settlement of the
Irish question When that settlement f.
reached ihe work OF Salisbury and Bal
four will be looked back upon with aston
i.hnent as showing what monumental
mischief an insignificant scOundrcl Ike
pieott can accomplish when he is aided
| bv those who ought 10 know better -
Nul York Times
MR. HABHIsOS FASCINATED - Ms
Harrison is fascinated bv Mr- Cleveland.
The incoming mistress of the White
House recently remarked Mrs tleye-
land I- positively the logcliest creature l
avt SAYS. / almost feel guilty ln de
priy'ne hen oi % position That She adoin.
500 we'll This report is circulated hy
one oi Mls Cleye@nis friends u
alaaga
THE GRAND lNAuorRAL PARADE
SPECTACLE There riii tr two grand
,pcctacics n the Washington lnaugu
rsl parade today - John j OBuen
maichur 40 the head Of his palm banner
borne hy four cmancipatcd negro slaves
and Governor j Benson Foraker ON
black stallion il IS 90 be hoped thai
Mr. Harrison win not De so completely
wrapped u contemplation Of his own
greatness a- fo miss these classic ieai'
ufc- of h. nimmphal march to "th'
everlasting gates of Capitolian Joyc
Uond
4 BrN GARDEN - lhe S2OOOOO APP
propiiafel hv Congress for the toima
lion of Geological Park tn the Districi
OF Columbia may provide "a very re-
spectacle bear garden TO amuse Wash
furtOniin- when COngrc~. j. not ln se-
sion Bur would it NOT be well for the
incoming President To exc out this some
what meagre appropriation by giving hi'
menarcre. Jeff behind I'm indianapolis
tO tine government such presenia
zion would bee a graceful mode in which
90 begin an administration which can b'
more readily made geological than log
ical-Nec Iork Uort's
BLAINE WILL KEEP HIM LIVELY -
Iu bis farewell address 90 his neighbour
sa-4 -r.sga. f.aa.tgan.a.ii-- Gs.ne.al - lia1
Loneliness 100 The discharge OF highpubli'
lulie- General Harrison should ~
member that hc Will have Blaine will
him. and Blaine willmake thing entirely
too lively To allow him 10 become lone
some The President-elcct should no
torment himself before the time -Coa
r'ef-JournU
Manly 10 THE L4sT.-The Presiden
has not hesitated in his duty regarding
the Direct Tax bin lie is aware OF thl
irritation bis veto will excite but BIZ
cannot approve The bill, and he yetoes il
maniully
The veto Is based upon the incOniesta
bic ground That The tax in question wa
lawfully levied and collected. and there
tore there is no debt on the pant OF th'
United States toward the individual
States concerned The proposed refund
ing is simply "a gift which Congress Aa
mo- unconstitutional right OF power TO make
The President Justly says that such
thing would not have been thought %
bun for the surplus in the Treasury, tina
fruitful source of mischief. and his vet,
message !. incidentally las, appeal fol
The reduction Of the surperiuous revenue
Plaade Yau 1tm~
SAME Old STORY Richard is onl,
thirteen years old, while Michael IS hard
~ twelve
They were playing with "a pistoi--no
loaded. Of course
hll The same the thing west OF. ano
this morning Richard has bullet in hi,
brain and VIII probably die.
There is no use in ullering any further
words OF warning These little Incl
denis are constantly occurring
Ii would rather relieve Us, however
TO say once more that the most danger
Gus weapon on the planet is pisto
which everybody knows Is mol loaded
HsrWd
THE TINES RESPONSIBLE Pigott
suicide j. in The nature OF dramatic
ending 10 story of foul conspiracy that
is almost without parallel Detesiable
as Pigoit acts may have been. large
measure OF the responsibility for them
must fall on the London Times. Crea.
lures like Figou would be comparative.
ly harmless if prejudice and malignity
did not ailord them opportunities for
plying their miserable trade Of double
deal inc ~I fuuu u. flara hall lo A.. H..