Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1889-12-12
THEY
That Walter holds the fort.

Ahae ine wsather rs as uncertain as
he age of girl over thirty
That she passed us on the street bu.
wouldn't speak. We won't forget it
That she felt very much diseon bobe.
rated. Hope she was not alludlns to us.
That large crowd was in attend.
auce at tho wedding.
That they call him 'spancake', and
"lasses" now. Amt he awful sweet,
That he looks like "stuffed toad
on wheelbarrew.
That yoa csn't depend upon man.
lie best OF them viii chew plug tobac,
co when they get away from home.
That lucky man is one who marries
widow whose first husband vxs mean
10 her. Wish we could get widow.
That II you smile Mt some women
they will tell yoa all the troubles they
ever had. See US smile.
That when woman can wash fan.
nsis so they will not shrink she knows
enough to get married.
Tha. she goes to the postoflice every
day, but the letter that she looks for has
not srrived. Well, we'll write one.
That he passed the REPORTER Office
yelling like Comanche Indian on the
war path. Savoy.
Tha; there is silver lining To every
eioud-the man who can't get credit is
never worried by duns.
That yours Truly has another
communication in this issue. Wa think
there is little too much sarcasm in il
That Rev. St. Clair Lawrence will
walk with young ladies'. We move
that he be fined.
That married lady in Iuka says the
dead-letter Office is her husbands coat
pocket.
That the young man wanted to paw
the Parson in advance, but the Parson
said, ~ would rather have it IN gold.n
mat irsylcr was present, but did |
Lot marry because he would not oerrow
somebody else's license. That's RIG bit.
That as soon rs y man gets the fire
oaiiI ana the rooms warm, his wife
comes along and wants to ..air ths
house,
Ihas you occasionally find q man
VINO knows so much that be spoils every
pleasure you would have in learning
Taxa nss great many such characters.
That this is our sad refrain.
monce ] had friends, tho by ali forsaken.
once l had parents-they are now in
heaven; -
had home once!o
That Mrs. j. 7. Weaver !. one Of t,o
most pleasan. ladies IN Iuka. She
never forgets old scquaintances, and
always has cheering word for every
one SIZE meets. Them'S our sentiments.
That
Inc H man who has thousand friends
has not friend to spare. |
But he who has one enemy II
VIII meet him everywhere,
mat fonr sheep, hog and Ten .
'usneis OF wheat settled breachsof-
promise suit. The lawyers got All :
'ul Inc hog, which died before thew /
'ould drive it away.
That piece of sticking plaster on a i
'fe1ty girls cheek is very much out OF Y
'iace' ous II doesn't improve matters
much when her beau goes home AZ r
aldnigh; with the plaster on his nose.
That all is fair in love and war. W. t.
ONT DOUBT it, but when young man :, :
Us by his girls side for lwo honr.
'aiting for her answer and abe vii
s~oae ~ NO HARNESS about
aat.
That Traylor will soon start min
rel troupe, with Bud Jourdap and
an Shock'ey as end men, Traylor % =,
~ % The "middls maA,n and the end co
ZEN viii plump" him out. The open. Gu Gu
z song viii be 4. banjo selo ~ Mr.. Re
rsyior. Admission free. s.
: DAT the night was calm beaut,fpl
- serene - be wendell his way home in,
ara. de hao been to see her and bs inl
a. 50 happy that hs forgot where - , n
= ano y sonorous voice he burst n, n.
nth with en-
livery AZ morning with line and hook Ii,
nls sweet little lass thro, the tall snl
heavy grass, isn
.lps along BY shc clear running brook ~ ~
'ne throws her line into the stream Pc
q Trips It along the brook side Wi
IN now do wish that 49, !. a. wIl