The Penn's Grove record., 1889-08-17

~ ~ Ms MN. Nj. Costello, will you lsye
- the goodness to answer me, directly and
dent, as well as an embar' Wfftnsss- Certainly, SIR"
to the persons concerned, nyow Mr. Costello, Is there a female
e county clerks office aics,i in at I present living with YOU who is known
ecently. About . O'Clock in the neighborhood as Mrs Costeno9"
The marriage license desk SIX rs she under your protection"
mother. - " .Sov - on your oath, do you maintain
y she said 3. to D ;s'i herr"
oIIaSe you been married to herS"
ri nave several Ter severe jurors scowled
lady gave her name, and ,,o ,meie Al Nh. Costenol
asked: ''Do you reside in V ,.Tbatt ia All Mr., Costello; you NAV
E here" And after a few go dow 0s;r counssl-"stop one mo-
terrogatories, Daniels was ment Mr. Costello. Is the female in
Iayi e. ao owl . ~ pen a 10 question your grandmother"
he license on the dogs COL -
- How TO SEE SERPENTs.-Hardy
Nov Ms On lille Marner-"Iye lived on the water all
essmaker arrived to-day, nv life and I've not seed no sea sar-
ave the materials to-mor- pnts ye'.. .sNa vordsr ru
."Eh9 whatp You said didn't see 'sm IL you lived on water;
ZEN to her not to come un- you live on PEE sa, n sa sI lots ~ ,em 81" , yeMs
le--"Yes, I did, but she every day." -
a ciasn;no HIS hand to his NAM IT PIAIN.-"SayI' he began
~"Womah this is a plot, as he halted a pedestrian. 'I'm stuck
u would have handed that U aa t pV cross S. the Delawaref"
postman yourself; you FHe never did"
,e given it to me to mail" DIDN'T hep Why. history says he
- aNo it don't. 1t speaks of Lord
DN'T DEFY SCIENCE CORVALLIS crossing the Hudson"
ecnno " 'H' HAhi SO it d0eS-S0 II does. i was
the tramp, throwing DOWN all mixed up That makes 1t plain to
moving away. ma a Curious how q man will get
e had your dinner; Why a a. little off on these things now and
to saw the woodI" then. IN try and remember that
aom a e. = Io SAN me os Vw much obliged"
l saw buck. Doctors tell xv,ounop SENT HIM
not work unless the gas OF a, a Msr nino funer mum !,
: over o u. m erysct M To She haven't sent for any piano
science ~ denance' 'o0' "Yes, mum, know, mum; it were
the gentleman next door sent me here,
have got a little sister at num-"
!, said a maid of s or 10
her Of about her own age. AGREAr TRAvELER.-Mr Plain.
she's twins, ~ was the re- tak-"Have you Travelled much, Miss
q going to name tbemf Miss Elderly - eIndeed, 1 have.
to name one of them Isa- Every summer since my sixteenth year
dear papa has taken me OH for a trip
' rs that sos Well, 1 don't suppose
sm Arabelap' that there is any country that you have
It Arabella the plural of not visited"
- FORCE OF HABrT.-Ms. j., who has
HIsToRY.-Frog, to ee- Just removed to q ten-stcry fat-''I
" far can you jump, you wish, John, that you'd 60 down and see
81 can't jump at all, frog MI. J.-"I WILL, if you'll promise moi
his shoulders-"You there's a man in the cellarI'
. When l see an enemy --
with a rev Jumps LII o" NOBODY THERE.-Dudy, insinuat
no :, .,.,,v or,ro.cbino 7 ing himself into a railroad seat along
. u enemy Approaching side of a pretty Miss-"Nobody occu
jump. plying the seat with you, Miss?'
la, 49, w Miss, looking at him dfsdainfully-
Can it be possible! And so --
have quarreledl" PEpEsrR1ANIM.- Hotel clerk-"Dt
Do9t-"fes' lndeeo' resu- you wish to walk to the railroad sta
ly! 1 cannot imagine how = nT %,. Or d sasn ! :, q " na0A' o"'
pie can act so. Why, my Et mn "ce. mo q carr;aoe II
4 l are Just as devoted 10 p,ou;,anaa h.S intandod mo - w"lt
"'''- ' nov would have been provided with mort
!. 800 NOR ..p,,,o, legs"
I'll go right home 10 In ansrer to the question as to TIN
best means Of blulng steel The Amert
= can Macaimit says: s'The best process
@ A BoY.-Anxious moth will depend upon the nature Of tn
% worried about my boy. piece to be blued and the object Of TIN
street the whole TIME, ram bluing. 1t is usually done by heat, ant
should think he might SIT IL the pieces are small enough to adni
read occasionally, as MS SIS Of it they can be put In an iron vesse
au, containing sand heated, while 1t th
him reading IS pad same time the vessel Ia kept In motion
D." in order to have the heat evenly dis
- tributed throughout. If the pieces ar
Mac too large for this they may be heate
indy, remember this, mon; uniformly by Buns4n burners or upo
g the best policy.'' a heated plate, until the desired color
How do you know, Douglas produced. The higher the finish III
% brighter the color will be-"
ID baith." -
- A lucky man is one who saves wha
THING.-"We are look lie EARNS ~
Ok for a present to our bat s.v. M. -. n,,,,
of a base ball club Don't let hal be,ntifni sii ado snd drop in,
suit you, then, - said the ~ Timely IL S gar at he Rs InpH critical rsssd sssss s p Il
a timepiece; SIT IN regulating her health and estaBIsning it .
quarter Of an hour" s aE3 ss I'D i' saa %s ssSs a as ss;s: e. 'h''n
Miss opgout-"My dear AMo,e pveas S Rnyysc
my toiletp' Than Pierees small PELLETS"
rightly-sIt is lovely, of ne furgauve knd.
ing; but don't you think Rules for long life arc like guild
nd rossDuos ae a-Inat y, boards to a deserted city.
Hyou have made up your mind to buy Hood
GU think the costume too sarsaparnna done be induced to take any othe
q girl In her seventh sea- Hoods Sarsaparila Is o peculiar medicine, pc
20 sessng by virtue Of Its peculiar combinatio
I was only going to PROPORTION and preparation. curative power ;
MORE ANTIQUE would he So periOr to any other article Of the kind.
you." There is no beast 80 savage but spor
@ with its mate.
Boston heiress-"I am -" .
not for me, but for my vb hSS ns u stogetner there never W. : ~
you come here 50 often" peTty than at The present moment and J
are cruel to say anere s ARE thousands ssa M9 q people In \. re Z t, issc v