The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1889-09-06
". H. TillinShaSt, D. D. S,
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The hotter the weather the cooler
and more calculating the iccman.-N.
Y. journal.
Whom Cicero remarked, Labor
omnia yinciL" he manlfostly forgot
the average country board steak
bonneville Journal.
We read much In the papers about
'foreign intelligence" but wo SEQ
precious little OF II when the immigrant
ships come In. Burlington Free Press.
lawyer Quibble-'You, n doctorP
Why, you couldn't cure ham, DIR.
Sawbones And you, sir; you couldn't
try "A case Of lerd"-Puck
--Timid woman. TO forryman who
was rowing her across the rivcr--"Aro
people ever lost in this rivorP" mo.
ma'am," he replied; 1--WE always find
'em in n day or two"
IL don't think you are very smart"
said wife 10 hor husband; 10 which
he responded: mo. my dear; but
everybody knows that | am awfully
shrewod. IN. Y. Ledger.
Among those who hasten TO pay
their respects when n prominent per-
sonage has reception arc men who
never pay anything else Voluntarily
Philadelphia Ledger.
Man OF tho house-"W hats this
little bundlc?' Boy-"lts your wifo's
dress they told me 10 bring around"
where's the bill3" go, they'll have
10 send that around In the wagon
N. Y. Sun.
There may be, as its ndherents
claim, something Ia the faith cure.
But, VIC would ask, has IL ever been
successfully tried on an infant suffer-
Ing with severe attack Of tho colicf
-Arkansaw Traveller.
Nothing like economy: Her In
tended-"Woll, ! havo commenced 10
save up for our little home, darling.
quit smoking to-day" His intended
And Il haven't chewod any gum
Tor n week. ."-Terre IIauto Express.
We don't know Of an actual case
where IA man blew his brains out by
blowing into the muzzlo Of n gun TO sec
~ IL was loaded. But we can point out
several cases where tho victim blew
the top OF his head of. f.--Tcrro Hauto
Express.
The requirement OF prominent
physician Is 10 be able 20 write what
will not mean anything. Their bulle-
tins are getting 10 be almost as obscure
10 tho average comprehension as arc
their prescriptions 10 the majority OF
people. Boston Budget.
There Is good deal said In print
about the overworkcd preacher, and
the overworked novelist, and the over
worked actress, but thcro IL little or no
attention paid 10 the ovcrwOrkod pub
lic.-Merchant Traveller.
Little Mamma, what does
this mean7 Never Judge man by
his clothes" Mamma-"O, II means
that men haven't sense enough 10 select
clothes, and It's always hit or miss
with 'em. Women folks arc the only
ones that can be Judged by their
clothes. Philadelphia Record.
A Judge of Bobby 90 his
sister, )-"Is Mr.. DE Lunkbead, your
beau, Judge of hne arts3' Sister -
"A very good Judge, Bobby. But Why
do you ask2" Bobby-"O. he told ms
last night that he was going 70 got tho
man who painted your portrait 20 paint
his house. "-Drake's Magazine.
Low Comedian-"Ah. old friend,
have you seen Do Rantcr Ia his new
playg' Comic Yillain-"No, by all
things malt, have not. DO the gods
look kindly on himY" Low Comedian
We'll. he doesn't have much 70 do
in tho first or second act, it's In the
third where he wins his laurels and
the public heart Comic Villain
"Ah, some happy stroke Of genius
Low Comedian with touch Of
ua,ure) Yes. he don't come on al
sll."-TsIas Siitlngs.