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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11
/ How the Girls Dance.

A foreign correspondent notes the diff.
ference between an English and an
American girl in dancing. The Ameri-
can girl is u nervous creature. She is MS
excitable as o thoroughbred mare. When
she dances her eye sparkles, her cheek
dushes, her eye is lighted up, and every
nerve is at tension in the thrill of music
and motion. The English girl, on the
contrary, does not alter her amiable tor.
pidity in the least. She docs not smile,
she is MS grave as ever. She turns
solemnly around, without a vestige of
abandon. She does not dance, but trots.
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How To Bow To a Lady.


III you wish to m en- bow in latest fashion
ana are Walking, you must sharply, quickly
While. II sttins, just as though in towering
passion,
pop"
Then you place YOU heels upon q line to-
gethcr
Aud bring your toes together with n jerk.
Leaving space enough between them for n
AND assume the fierce expression Of q Turk.
Both your hands upon the seams of trousers
With a very sudden movement forward
Till you show to her your head whcre hair is
=. thinning;
Then You straighten, and the lady is your
II by accident you should to her discover
any portion OF the grace you used to show,
f9n can never, never, never be her lover
sne Wouid sp'Tn you with her dainty little
re- c m
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11
NINA,S TROUBLE.

The show was over, and Nina Clay.
ton. who had won Il iifty-guinea prize
with one of her chrysanthemnms, was
lifting the pots down into q basket, pre-.
paratory to removing them, when u lady
and gentleman came up.
Abr said the gentleman, a brown
Dyed, bearded man, with q winning
smile. I'VE are just in time! Olive. there
Is the chrysanthemum | was telling you
about. Isn't it magniticcntpn
II stood there in its pretty blue pot,
with its beautiful blossoms lifted proud
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11
A Modest, Sensitive woman

Often shrinks from consulting a physician
about functional arrangement, and prefers to
suffer In silence. This may be a mistake n
feeling, but it is one which is largely prevs-
lent. 10 all such women we would say that
one of the most skillful physicians Of the
day, who has had a vast experience in curing
diseases peculiar to women, has prepared a
remedy which is OF incstimable aid to them.
We refer to DR.. Plerce's Favorite Prescrip.
tton. This is the only remedy for woman's
peculiar weaknesses aud ailments, sold BY
druggists, under a positive guarantee from
the manufacturers, that it will give s~atisfac-
ton In every c,se or money refunded. See
guarantee printed ON bottle wrapper.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11
WhatHe Threw

New York Sun: That's a fine bird
you have, 'Lijah," said Merritt.
"Tis, sah," replied the old darky, roll
ing the whites of his ey~esinecstacy. Use
JUS dun wun hiu, in a rattle down in
Tomson street. Tother niggah he
trowed feefty-fou' an made me sick
'That was shooting dice, 'Lijah, and
no mistake" said Merritt. What did
you thrown"
Why" replied 'Lijah, with a broad
grin. Use t'rowcd him down de cellar
an grabbed de turk"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11
Ifsnffcrers From Conaumntinn,

scrofnla, Bronchitis, and General Debility
will try ScoTT's EMULSION of Cod Liver on
with Hypophosphi,cs, they will tlnd immcdi-
ate relief and permanent benefit: The Mcdi-
cal Profession universally declare it a remcdy
of the greatest value and very 'palatable
Read: 81 have used Scott's Emulsion in sew
crhl cases of Scrotuls and Debility in Chill.
drcn. Results most gratifying. Mvlit!le ia.
tients take it with pleasure.'-W. A. HUI
Der NJ. ID Salisbury, Ill.
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"A clergyman says:-"I once married a
handsome young couple, and as l took the
bride by the hand at the close OF the ceremony
and gave her my EARNEST congratulatfon, she
tossed her pretty head, and, pointing to the
bridegroom, said, ~ think he is the one to be
congratnlatcd.n
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

Guard (to passenger on platform witt
lcsitates about entering the traul-car)-WhN
side. Passenger-True; bnt yoader in the
corner sits my tailor. Jumps off.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

sfv ,tion On, the greatest cure on earth
for pain, as an aeodyae h rs no equal in tue
market. 1t kills pain every time. Price
twenty-five cents.
The latest riddle out: Why was my baby's
last attack of Group like this paragraph. Be
cause ~ was very short and ended with that
wonderful cure, DR.. BULBS Cough syrup,
Price 25 cents.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

We have Dakota farms to exchange ior
stocks of merchandise in COOL live towns.
Any kind of merchandise can be used. Also
good city property to exchange for farm lands
in Nebraska and Dakota. Clough Il Hum
phreys, Sioux City, Iowa.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

The largest electric plant In the world
will soon he put in OPP tation. London lie to
he Illuminated by ~electrici Y. and a contract
for The immense undertaking has already
been made,
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IL. VI. AVN
1S5 Pearl street,
ATr.heoR.

Town Topics: Mr.. oldbeau (slightly
deaf Darling how your heart beats TO.
night; is 1t because have proposcd2'
Evallna-What you hear sweetest, is
the servant pumping water 10 the third
floor.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

The old question, where shall 1 get my
seed this yeara pres nts itself again to thous-
ands of our readers at this season of the year.
II you will turn to our advertising columns
YOU will find the announcement OF John a.
Salzcr, Lacrosse, Wis, who make a specially
of northern grown seeds. These arc early,
productive aud full of life and Will increase
| o.,or, ,,ialI 3d."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

''Tne Gods give no great good without
labor" IL an old provcrb, and n true one; the
hardest labor is not alwsys that which Is the
best paid, however. To those in search OF
light, pleasant and profitable employment,
mond, Va,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

The diahanous sorry that Mr.. Harrison
has the ll1od of Porahnntus in Ills veins is
no doubt the invention of some citizen who
wants to be appointed to an Indian agency
Louisville Colrler.IournaL.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

A Rsdtcn: Cure For fIpticptic Fits
To the Editor-Please inform your readsr.
that have a positive remedy for the abov,
named disease which / warrant to cure thu
worst eases. SO strong is my faith in the vir
tues Of this medicine that l will send free (
sample bottle and valuable treatise to any
sufferer who will give me his postoflce ane
express address. Ny remedy has cured
thousands OF hopeless csses.
H.. G. Roof, NJ. c.
163 Pearl street, New York.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

The London newspapers are still editori-
ally discussing the American girl. 1t seems
to be difficult subject to drop, when it has
once been taken up,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11
A Radical. Cure For E~n,,c,,,c E,ts

The c1opers are beginning to secede
from the Knights OF Labor. They are d!sin.
clincd to cooperate with PoHderly.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

Says Rev. H. G. Weston: "Many churches
want a pas'or with a glib tongha--a man like
the Mississippi river, with no head to speak
OF, but Oh, what q mouth ~
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

"A Paris surgeon has removed a fractured
rib from a mans side. We don't like this
sort Of thing. One of the most weful episodes
OF our history found birth In the removal OF
a mans rim.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

"A 19 year old Indian girl was tied up and
set on fire by her tribe a. Port Ludlow, w. T.,
a short time ago, but managed to escape.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

A Vermont farmer reports that he made
a profit of $243 from six hens the past season.
He sold them early in the season, ana conse-
quently had to plant bis garden only once.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11
With groans and signs, and dizzied ewes,
He seeks the couch and down he lies;

PHaNSoVSH HHEt NVWH nc Tue,
Nausea and faintncss in him rise,
Brow racking pains assail him.
Sick headachel Bat ere long colne ease.
His stomach settles Into peace,
Within his head the %throbbipgs CT ase--
Piercc's Pellets never fail him!
Nor will they fail anyone in such dire pre-.
dicsment. To the dy.peptic, the bilious, and
the cons;ipated, they are alike "a friend In
need and IS friend iGdeed.n
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

"A New York paper has an article headed
"Hayti's Back Down" This is better thar
Hayti's back up.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11
For Sale

The newspaper outfit, office and good will
OF ''Ilie Dakota lie n" invoices $3.50. Can
be had at a bargain. Address
SIOUX City PRINTING Co.,
Stony (jtv In
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11
Cold Waves

Are predicted with reliable accuracy and people
hrbleto the pains and aches of rheumatism dread
every change to damp or stormy weather. Al.
though we do not claim Hoods Sarsaparilia to be a
positive specific for rheumatism, the remarkable
cures 1t has effected show that 1t may be taken for
rheumatism with reasonable certainty of, benefit.
Its action in nentralizing the acidity OF the blood,
which Is the cause of rheumatism, constitutes the
secret of the success of Hoods Sarsnparilia In
curing this complaint, If you suffer from rhea.
,,ottsr, tsv ~ erIF
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

Whso Bspy ~es sicE. We ssss Der casso,.as
When She WA q Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to CastoriA.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11
COLO WEATHER MUSIC BOOKS.

The chill November winds, the whirlins
withered leaves that tap against the RlEaoW
and the cheerful eongs that are to make
winter homes attractive. With your fuel
:3ring in u goodly quantity OF our bright
Ne~ Music EoolkR
al the Cf,Iidyara Sing from Menafds
Sooes.s for sainder.aItgFhnn1 32Eiyaarg
Schools 80 ctsD or Jenk'RyN s and
Games for Little Ones AaskeSY Ewsst
child's songs.
Give your aid in getting p rctlsans potn
evening Singing Glass 10 use Song lias.
mony 100 cts. So per doz.1 F,lllof most
teresting music, scored and Secular. Sas;..
Manual. UoOk s. 10 cts 3i.S1 per dozt u
also q good collection, mostly secular.
Tell the Temperance peggie asss ss
than NelIs CT yfcfery t5ets 80. 9pefSas
Asr BOOZE aArlEn ron FsErarr raicB
LYoN & Chicago. H.
Oliver OLSON q Co, Boston
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-01-11

He (patronizingly)-Can you play in two
ilatks She (s.ornfully)-Not at the same
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PITION

! naVoS ponNtVe renleuy foTthe above disease: ly it, uee
thousands OF cnses Of the worst kind and 0f long s:nndInq
nave peen cured; 20 strong IL my fsith in its eficney thai
treatise on this disease to any 81 Heror, Give ssfN,sEySna s
20 address. Z. SLoCUM. III Isl Pca.1 III. N u.
~ Mention This Taper "a
The Press., 1889-09-19

There is fashionable way to leavesthe carriage. You must never lean forward, getting your head out first. The properly
 trained woman retains her seat till0ne foot is above the carriage step; then, slightly rising, she sinks her weight upon it and glides easily and gracefully to the curb.
 There are thousand and one little ways to do things, from thrusting your gloves into your glass at dinner when you don't want wine, to using your lorgnette with just the proper ease when you are not a bit near sighted, which change constantly. The fashionable walk is different every sea son. There is a,varying and distinct fash ionable intonation to your voice, the way to hold your parasol, or your umbrella, the tilt of the head in recognizing an act qnaintance--why, I believe there is even a way to sleep! What is really exhausting, however, is what might :be called the ''mental" fashion. Such be. long to the fashionable ones, too. Fash :Onable knowledge is quite unlike any oth- smile, please-it is SO spasmodic. Sometimes it is art that you have to know all about or enough about to conceal our ignorance sometimes, it is orchids somel times 1t is old bronzes- es-always something different. You also have to skim through the last novel !; and to be up in all sorts of other knowledge. can tell you it is ia tiguing enough to keep up with the pro cession. .-T. P0ul Eye.
The Press., 1889-09-19
TIRE PHANTOM ARMY.

And ! saw phantom army come. With nevee esound of fife Or drum, But keeping step to mufied hum
 or walling lamentAtions
 The mattyred heroes of Malvern Hin, Of Gettysburg and Chancellorsville- The men whose wasted bodies flll The patriot graves Of the nation And then came the unknown dead, the men Who &ied h fesee swamp and fep, The slowly starved of prison pen;
 And naarching beside the othera Came the dusky martyFsok Piilow's fight With Hmhs enfranchised and bearing bright thought-twas the pale moonlight
 They looked as white as their brotherR And SO all night marcied the nations dead, With neyer a banner above them spread, No atgn save the bara. uncovered head
 Of their silent grim Reviewer; With never an arch but the vautted sky. With not 6 6ower aaye those which lie On distant graves, for love could buy
 Nc gift that was pufer oF txuee. 5. So an night long movod the strange array So all night long till the break Of day watched for one whs had passed away With reverent awe and wonder: m a blue cap waved In the jengthening ifne And knew that ono who was kin of mine Had como and spoke-and, Ioi that sign Wakened me from my slpmb@.
 -BEet HaSeS in tAicago Trihuna
The Press., 1889-09-19
(Judge J. w. Walkers Letter to the Houston (Tex , Tfibune)
 "WAH LOSSES"

Way back in 1860 we had secession meeting in the neighborhood where lived, that's what we had. I was quite g young boy then, was going to school, and one of the pretty school girls gave me 8 cockade to wear, which she pinned on my vest on the left hand side and right over my heart, therefore I was seceasionist, and as preacher would say, "I felt that I was called" to stand in and give my mor- al support to this secession movement.
 Everybody in the country around about turned out to this meeting, and we had a big speaking, barbecue dinner, and lots of talk about the Yankees and niggers. Those were the days when the churches flourish. ed here in the south, and we didn't know anything about gate fees, or four bit tick cts to come in, but everybody was welcome to come in and eat and drink and secede just as much as he wanted.
 The meeting was called to get an ex- pression of the people as to the advisabili- ty of the state seceding from the union. and every man had the right to vote as he saw fit, provided he saw fit to vote right. By common consent we adopted the doc urine enunciated by the great Napoleon. "All ze Frenchmen hos ze right to vote as he please, but if he don't vote for ze em- pereur off come ze head"
 One of the speakers at this meeting was the richest planter in that part of the coun- try; he owned thousand or more hands and several fine plantations on the river, therefore had lots of latitude, and there fore, also, was called 'Major, and he was the big secession gun on this occasion. As all great men usually indulge in and culti- vate some peculiar idioeyncrasy, this ma- jor had to have his idiosyncrasy, which was to wear the same kind of clothing that he gave the negroes on his plantations to wear. On this particular day he had on kersey suit, and pair of red russet shoes {; and in less than half an hour the store keeper in the little town where the meet ing was held had sold all the kersey cloth and red rusaet shoes he had on hand to other secessionists who wanted to fix them
The Press., 1889-09-19
South Coventry correspondence.) OuR ttSIIMMER- COMPANY" TnxuN


 The beauteous landscape of our rural town never grows monotonous to the old est yes,-the long loamy stretches of fa- paths of our forestry; the romantic ap- breaches to lovely Wangumbaug-and I could never omit the gently rolling under hills that lead over to the foot of that for midable old local Bunker" All still WOO the summer boarder, the youngster, the camper and the Romeos and Juliets, for whose special benefit our harvest moon was built, and yet woos the old cen- tenarian boatman, humming his last bal lad, sere he shoulders his pack to climb Flife's last '.Hill of Difficulty" All these, and more, take in the late summer hazy- dazy beauty of the September afternoons. The short Sunday drive, as we'll as the Sunday siesta, is our acknowledged physi- cal necessity-a sanative balsam-and if that s'inherited 'torthodox twinge," called ''conscience," calls for balsam we ad- minister sweet ssMendebras" to the soul and sing 70 day of rest and gladness," etc. Our attractive town makes the prettiest block on the crazy patchwork pattern of the map of auld. Holland County. There is also an over production of national flow CTS here in our town, but it is pre-eminent- ly laurel town. Didn't Nathan Hale win finer laurels than ever grew over on the spoon-wood hills? As golden-rod town, well the farmers are ousting the stuff P. M. O., and, as a town for the ''summer boarder business, o isn't it just daisy Some of the old landmarks have taken on new architectural beauty-the Timothy Dimock place, for instance; and the place remembered as the Booth place, now owned by H. F. Dimock, and superintend- ed by Joseph Stewart, has lately under. gone series of improvements. The Port | CT, Ripley and Eliza Fitch farms present a splendid appearance under their present management. Some hoot-owl nests of an- tiquity that will soon crumble of their own weight are the Loomis, Judd and Metcalf relics, including the old academy" Time was when the Deacon Huntingdon and Hatch residences were thought pretty sstony." An ancient couplet, or triplet, about the former rust-red, old-time dwell ing, shaded by giant naples, ran thus :-
 "'Tis velvet-red and velvet-green,
 Not for the king, nor yet for the queen
 But 'tis Edward Huntington's house."
 Query: Has our pastoral poesy degen- erated?
 I believe the highest point of land is in proximity to the Nathan White place but from certain prominence on South. .st. a view can be obtained of 12 towns, and Hart ford's electric lights can be seen in certain conditions of the atmosphere. From the Manning and Mulberry hills are the views most picturesque
 Our M. D's. and the Andover cream gatherer testify that our roads worked by MT. Wm. Wallen are diligently looked af- ter. Wall gaps by the margins are being
The Press., 1889-09-19

Is CONSUMPTION INcURABLE Read the fol- lowing: MT. 0. H. Morris, Newark, Ark 1, says: "Was down with Abcess of Lungs and friends and physicians pronounced me as Incurable Consumptiye. Began taking Dr Kings New Discovery for Consumption, am now on my third bottle, and able to oversee the work on my farm. It is the finest med icine ever made"
 Jesse Middlewart, Decatur, Ohio, says ]: 'Had it not been for Dr. Kings New Discoy- cry for Consumption would have died of Lung Troubles. Was given up by doctors Am now in the best of health" Try it. Sam pie bottles free at E.. K. Tafts drugstore.
The Press., 1889-09-19

New Haven Palladium: It was an- nounced some time ago that the brewers and wholesale liquor deaiArs in the state were to hold meeting about this time and arrange for an organized opposition to the prohibitery constitutional amendment, which is to be voted on next month. ,Sev- eral local brewers and wholesalers said re- cently that they had not been notified and knew nothing of such 8 meeting. Their policy, it is said, is to conduct their cam paign quietly; but any belief that they are neglecting their interests would be way off. Provision will be made to draw out the full vote opposed to constitutions l prohibition.
The Press., 1889-09-19

OFFICIAL LIST or PATENTS ISSUED TO C1TI- HENS OF CONNECTICUT from the U. s. patent office for the week ending Sept. 1O 1889, as reported from the office of Simonds & Bur dett, solicitors of patents, No. 2 Central Row, Hartford Conn. a : Cornelius Berkery, Hartford, culinary uten- fsil.
 John M. Outward, assignor to the Bristol Clock Case Co.,, Bristol, clock case. Granville M. Breinig, New Milford, pro- ducing artificial stone.
 Robert 0. Hart, Unionville, heeling ma chine, making heels for boots or shoes and manufacture of cutlery handles (three patents(
 George Karrmann, Upson Nut Co.,, Farm Pennington, bench plane. John Kenns dy, Birmingham, assignor to Osborne & Cheesman O., Ansonia, buckle. l Henry Leach, Bristol, assignor to P. & F. Corbin, New Britain, door bell. William A. Lorenz, Hartford, assignor to F. W. Leinbach and O. A. Wolfe, Bethleham, Pa, paper bag machine
 William A. Lorenz and F. R. Claussen, Hartford, assignors to F. w. Leinbach and 0. A. Wolfe, Bethlehem, Pa paper bag ma chine. William A. Lorenz and w. H. Honiss, Hartford, assignors to F. w. Lelnbach and 0. A. Wolle, Bethlehem, Pa, paper bag ma ehine
 Dwight F. Mills, Naugatuck, making blanks for knitted drawers.
 Norman 0. Stilus, Middletown, die press.
 James Swan, Seymour, bung borer.
 Edwin J., Toof, New Haven, cording at tachment for sewing machines and rufiier for sewing machines (two patents).
 Charles Fl. Wiesing, Lime Rock, device for slotting tubes. ~
 DESIGN. Lewis J. Atwood and F. w. To- bey, assignors to Plume < Atwood M'f'g O., :, Waterbury, lamp burner.
 The spelling program is not unknown in standard literature. Carlyle, who, to be surc, wus sometimes law to nfmsuff in such matters, does not hesitate to use it. In his chapter on "Model prisons" in Latter Day Pamphlets" there is an easily found example. After calling upon the authorities to whitewash their scoundrel population and to cleanse their gutters- ''if not in the name of God, ye brutish slatterns, then in the name of Cholera and the Royal College of Surgeons'--he sums up with the placid remark, "well, here is an Evangel of Freedom, and real Program of new Era. !" Surely there can be no req son why this spelling should not become general.