New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-30

wifc--No, indeed Edward only failed for 10 cers N
the dollar: while Mr.. Thompson failed TOR So'-
tiiarpcr's Magazine
Pauncefotc's name Is pronounced without any vowes
-Pncft
The parents Of Tommy and Edith being Bohemians,
the chdsn are naturally not up IN certain s,t social
usage Fdh Wi, S'd Is pa" pstroness " " '' '''
"A patroness. Tommy said tho girl, with an air
Of superior knowledge, is lady who patronizes
oh. ycs-I know 'm.' said Tommy.
And his air seemed 10 Indicate that he didn't Ike
EN- The bohemian instinct IS hereditary. -(Boston
Transcript
Mrs AmclIe Rivcs CHAMBER IS not the author Of
the following lines, which arc being extensively
credited to her:
The naked hills lie wanton to the breeze
The fields nude, the groves unfrockcd
Bare arc the shivcring limbs OF shameless trees;
What wonder Is It that the corn Is shocked. ,
He Took The Hint" Yes. Jennie said the young
ladys beau he cIasped her small hand In his aud
gazed lovingly into hei rps ey yo s ds1
when I'VE been hard pressed
Indeed ?" she said.
Yes, indeed. pretty hard pressed
81 don't remember" she said with a shy look, "of
ever having been hard pressed preset. co,.,..
She a moment affer.-ttosfon Conricr'
Tho Democratic press will never cease attacking
Postmaster General Wanamaker so long As nc CONTINUES
Embarrassing for Dumpsey.-On Sunday morning
Miss Travis-Ah Johnny I have caught you win 2
ssh pole over your shoulder shall go right and tell
Johnny Dumpsey-Do Down at the foot Of the garden
diggn' the bait-(BurlIngton Free Eress
For the next few days New-York will be the bed
room OF tho country
PRIzEwINNERs
We played progressive euchre
The Iivclong winter through
She a sklful player.
And was lucky, 100.
Our luck gave rise to envy,
And US together drew,
Wherat,-since she was charming
/ murnlurcd not Would your
So when the playing ended
Each night she took my ARM
And acting her escort,
yielded 10 Loves charm.
A year now we've been married.
Aad, much 10 our surprise,
Somehow we both keep thinking
We the BOBBY prize. mr.. ,,
care you the manager OF Mrs. Boomer. the greA
actcss?7 son. l ain her husband
Some one has discovered that the music OF the topi-
cal song. When You Come 10 Think of IT, IN Tho
ss Monkey taken from s'h ssss to F sso
mphony.-(somervil Journal
II seems that there IS great scarcity Of subjects
IN tho Medical College OF Philadelphia, because th'
operation Of the high license law has diminished tho
number Of paupers deaths.
Expana ory.-The absence Of our society COZ umn TOR
the last three issues to call for an expanauon
We happened TO make fve,Ine announcement me, thst
Mrs Colonel Dash expected her brothcrlniaW a a,
from the california Pcntentiary on o ccr,aiii ud,s
and only four line item to the effect that Mrs Judge
De SOTO imported her hustle direct nom ZANZIBAR thero
was an ill-fceng which stirred up the entire COM
munity.-tArzona Kicker
Tho Chicago papers seem inclined 10 disparasa
orr big celebration But they console themselves
with the thought that If Chicago had been invented IN
the time Of washington, he would have gone there
10 be iuauguratcd.
Sounded Like Swearng-Mr. Boggs (strrggilne ~'tn
a couple Of pieces of stove plpe,- 49,, sv-o.r,rc
Mrs. Boggs-What was that! were you s"c"i"s'
William Boggs ,, j.. Mould rLo
to go this evening to Wagners GottewahmeruH1
Chicago Herald
Lord Co, try IS about TO go into the Jam and pickio
business Lord Sudeley has for some years been run
ming a large Jam factory, but he Will now probaoy
have to divide his profits with his noble rival Inc DAY
NAV vet como when It will not be good form to Know
a nobeman who is not in trade; and what VIII ous
Anglomaniacs do then. Poor things!
Up in one of tho Dcar6ornst printing establish.
merits Is bright SIyn ssseu aont the pa He
rs general favorite and his fondness for an occa-
dip into the cSents 81 ahe To SaT Eric was
called into the Office aud told TO carry couple Oh
large bundles to place on the North slae ncSs
was given a half dollar and told 70 rdc' 80 OUT
and take Stste-st car, ride TO Lakest, ao t .nrn
walk over the bridge directed his employee: ovod tSs
make better time was the reply; Val Mis sT
80 sad the young seioS s was H wRs 10 run that
fst n he could spend the car fare tor his iaVVfo
iiDpIe-CChicago Herald.