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The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1889-08-04
Good News from the Pavonia b. and

Good News from tho Pavonia b. and
l.. A.
The Pavonia Building and Loan Asso:
citation has recently removed to new
quarters at Booraem Hall, No. 116 New
ark avenue. A new issue of shares, and
fifty new members have become subscrib-
ers. The association has steady demand
for the money received. The Building
and Loan Nelcs this week has an illus
tration of $1,000 house just completed
for one of its members, at No. 1856 Cen
trail avenue, which seems to please many
who are looking for model of desirable
city home. The house is u two-story
frame, with brick basement, and all mod
ern improvements, and built on q lot
costing $500. A few shares still remain
unsold, and can be secured at any meet
ing, which is held every Thursday even
ing. AT the last sale $4,000 was sold to
r. M. Petrie, M. D., who will use it to
improve on vacant lots, corner Grand and
Woodward streets.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1889-08-04
TomOrrOw's Games.

NATIONAL LEAGuE.--New York at Chicago,
Philadelphia at Pittsburg, Boston at Indianapolis,
Washington at Cleveland.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. Cincinnati at Ba1ti-
more.
ATLANTIC AsSocIATIoN.-Wilkesbarr at New
ark, Worcester at New Haven, Lowell at Hart
ford.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1889-08-04
The saratoga Rnces.

Special to the Sunday Morning Netos
SARATOGA, August 3, 1Ss9.-Weather
clear; track, very slow.
First Race-For maiden two-year-olds;
five furlongs-Milton q to y, first; Cecil
3: q to j, second; Major Tom, third.
Time, 1:0811.
Second Race-Sweepstakes for three
year-olds; one mile-Robin Hood Is to y,
first; Minnie Palmer Is to q, second; Gull
prit, third. Time, 1913.
Third race--Kearney Stakes; one mile
and half-Montrose Il to 81, first; Flood
tide (even), second; Pee Wee, third,
Time, 2:4S.
Fourth race-Mile and sixteenth
May 0 a to y, first; Whitestone a to y.
second; King Crab, third. Time, ISL.
Fifth raceIMile and furlong; selling
allowances-Prather az to y, first; Queen
of Elizabeth Is to 81, second; Royal Gar
ter, third. Time, 2:05%
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1889-08-04
Racing st Monmouth Park.
Special b TIE Sunday MORNING Ne,ns

Special 10 ire sunday Morning Netps
MONMOUTH PARK RACK TRACK, August
3. 1889. The race track was wet and hold.
ing. Tie results were Us follows;--
First race-Handicap sweepstakes, six
furlongs, Jay +. Dee, first; Britannia. sec
ond; Eeydey, third. Time, l1s. betting
Jay 4. Dee, 10 3; Britannia, 1 to5
Sc cond race-The August Stakes, for
r-olds-DevDtec first; Burlington,
aecond Channels colt, third Time
1.20I Betting, Devotee, 20 5; BRrling.
ton, 20 !.
Third race-rhe Railway Handicap; one
mue--Badge, first hess, second. Now OIL
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1889-08-04

tanned the lead and finished by half a
length in minutes liz seconds. The
Islanders time was 5 minutes, ID seconds.
At the club house of the Arthur kun
Rowing Association on the Elizabethport
shore the winning single scullers and
crews were presented with handsome
silken banners by President John l..
Ballantyne Honors were pretty evenly
divided, the N. j. A. c., A. B. G. and A.
X. r. A. each securing two trophies and
the S. l. A. G. and b. r. and A. A. each
getting one.
Yesterdays Championship Games.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
AT NEW YORK..
R. II. z.
F FsS fHpR ,....d 9 . rs ISL
Batteries-Keefe and Brown, Sanders and
Schriver.
AT PITTsBUR6.
Pittsburg. 80. 3 0 I o 2 0 0 0 -612
Batteries -staley and Miller, Getzein and
Daily.
Umpire-McQuade.
AT WASHINGTON
B Ssso n,!........O 3 ! 6sH7 I
Batteries -Haddock and Mack, Clarkson and
Umpire Powers.
AT CHICAGO.
Cleveland. 30 o o 2 O 0 % . 2
Batteries-Tener and Farrell, Beatin and SUIT
cliffe.
Umpire-Curry
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
AT BROOKLYN.
3 Rro fal1y,. Z Gis i :
Batteries-Terry and Clark, SWEETS and Mill
gan.
Umpire-Ferguson
Game called owing to darkness at end of seven
innings.
AT PHILADELPHIA.
Athletic. 1900 0 3 0 0 Ga 2
Louisville % 0 0 o. o
Batteries weighing and Cross, Hecker and
Cook.
Umpire-Goldsmith,
AT BALTIMORE.
6 eSltj%Sgs. 9 3 $50 $50
Batteries-Kilroy and Tate, viau and Baldwin.
Umpire-Holland
AT COLUMBUS.
Columbus Column us; ia 9 GA 9 9 e-41s
and Hoover
Umpire-Gafney.
ATLANTIC ASSOCIATION.
RnE.
Lowell. ...... Il o 0 5 o 0 0-8 9
New Haven....2 0 o 0 0 o.
Batteries German and Murphy, Horner and
Cahill.
Umpire-Kelly
AT WORCESTER.
Hartford. ............o 3 Q o Q i 6
Batteries-Burkett and Wilson, Winkleman
and Derby.
Umpire-Knight.
INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE.
AT BUFFALO.
r.. Z.
Buffalo. .......1 2 o. 2-l6 10 s
Syracuse. 10 0 2 0--12 IL
Batteries White and Thayer, Keefe and
Briggs.
Umpire-Simmons.
AT ROCHESTER.
Rochester. II o lilo IS
Batteries--Barr and McKeough, Blair and Ban
ming.
Umpire-Hoover.
AT LONDON.
Detroit Detroit .. ''.... 0 / 8 o-l5 ii
Batteries-Jones and Wood, Shreve and Good
fellow.
Umpire-Emslie.
AT TORONTO
Toledo ...... . i i Q IS II
Batteries vickery and Mcclure Cushman and
Sage.
Umpire-Bayne
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1889-08-04
Beaten Again at RAILWAY.

SpeciaI to The isll'lddu Mo,Ylifq Netcs
RAILWAY, N. j., August 3, 1ss9.-The
team of the New Jersey Athletic Club, of
Bayonne, was beaten here this afternoon
by the nine of the Railway Athletic Club
for the second time this season. Fifteen
hundred Rahwegians and several hundred
Bergen Pointers and Bayonnese saw
the contest. The score was to 4.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1889-08-04
railroads.
Erie Railroad Time Table.

! ] !
~ TICKET oFFICEs-4Ol. sl7 71s. s57
AasA 4 Broadway, l53M Bowery, Bat
A&&&&A terry place. Chambers street and
A9pNlA Twenty third street ferries, New
81 HleH HE$York 33i Fulton street. brooklyn;
Slgftt+tTkZ 107 Broadway, williamsburg; cor
R#Z ner Newark and Hudson streets,
Hoboken. and new station Jersey
u xvne cxafa md mr.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21
HE RAN AWAY.

Frank Lungunslsi leaves the Protection
OF the Police and Goes TO His Parents.
Frank LUuglnski, the little Polish
boy who WAS 50 numerically beaten
by his father. and who was gwen bed
az police headquarters Monday night,
was taken home yesterday morning,
when the parents were 50 angry that
they almost whipped ham a. ne sat III
the patrol wagon.
Tie father was brought to hcadquar-
tcrs and the superintendent held Along
talk with him, but a yet no warrant
mas been sworn out for his arrest.
The boy was kept at headquarters
until noon, when he was sent 10 Llv-
ingstOn's restaurant for his dinner. He
did not return, and 1t Is supposed that
mas gone back home.
Tie police say that the mother has
been arrested once TOR shOp-liiting. and
the father has caused the officers some
trouble. They both say that the boy
has thievIng propensitles, and that he
WIS whipped for stealing.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21

ln nfarly al eases of tatsffl Sac fAiirht has
paiusabeut taceaest an1 ..aes AID sometimes
the BAG feels aull aAl sleepy. The mouth
has 4 bad ssir. especially in the morning
sort ~ sticky slime collects about Tie teeth.
The appetite - poor There IS feeling bike
h-ayy oad on the stou a-h sometimes e. f8inf.
al gone sensation ai the stomach which food
dos not satisfy. Tie eyes are sunken Tie
hands aud isci become cold aud feel cammy.
After awhile a cough sets iu. 80 FIRST vrrS dfy
LAT after "a frw months z IS attended Win a
grerni sh-colUr,d eNpettof-ueu. The patient
Zee tired Gag tie While ana sleep does lof >rs iu
L. aa0gd ANY rest. After "a time The sufferer
becam. nervous. irritable. ana gloomy and
his e4li f.rchollags. There is d g-dd' leos. a
sort 0i Nh.lLng sensation ia tAe head wien
rsne up suddenly. Tie bowels become o.
ute. saln is dfy aud hot aflimcsi Gle blood
become thirk and stasualt, TIE whites of Iac
eyes ircollr rflEel with yellow Zoe ki0lty
secret I0ns become srautY an hieh tplnfri.
delosifiug "a sediment AFTER standing. mere
is Frequently spituug u9 u ihr lvoo. some
ttn.r- Wif d. sour taste and SONS tinlte hiih a
sweet taste: fhi. il c4urAtis 81 aided % a
naInIttfIun 0f the heart tinl a,fhI.afic syn b.
tnrl. fe. vision becOHrs imrallt With spofs
If We. The eyc there Is feeling OF great tros-
tf.siol and aversion 10 eXcrJIo n, either bod
d. .r entail. flIs memory be ones poor and
III fact thr sun +rer rrtcued and L4>cIa-
BILE al over and a. if 1c.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21
BUYING PINE
Jshn Tsrreat A6oas - Clsas Ca Is


1shE Eorrsat A6oas - Cleas Ga IS
De4A
Negotiations nave bee1 renewed te-
tseel Je1a Torrent and tie q r. s. 4
railroad to- ll.s purchase q . large
gr4el q pane -4a2 u q ss-akee coo1ty.
prospects of goas through Success
fals il v-- Ls reiaeu-t .res .14t Alr
IorseaE nslsl O. tL1s lalef lsst
winter 4l4 40 enc tlae uas reported o.
have made deal tlf Is. llt the bar
gala i..l through and tA matter has
been resting quietly uuu. within few
see e. past Nj. Torrent was seen b3
t1e thIoAltIs Ihis morning ana Va 4l-
seeT - inquiries stated tllal le he'd aI
option ffOW tile IA lru1l company Oh
tie lands and would ae1-le A-thu q
feW DAYS whether ne Wol-d make flc
purchase.
This land Is estimated T. cat abogt
one hundred mll0l sad Nr lol-
rent. "0ue-lalI oi nn.Cu ls tle choicest
0I pane, the Iesl beng co4rsl pile aa4
Norway IL lies WeL together anI IS
convenient u TIC lake. / don't lllnk
tnere Is another bo4y 1t pine equal ~
THIS 10 tle Lower Peninsula. Ile pe3-
pie Of Lake CITY ale anxious o. have
tue trade made They have offered 10
donate % ne Ia case bay Tie timber
and carry olt uy present plaAs N.-l
regard to u, manufacture, forty actes
81 land AZ LAKE CITY, situated OLA tAe
lake, and they vlu -ls0 give me = cash
bonus ot SIS 600"
~ HAT IS stumpage worth up there.
We asked '-S4.50 10 o. ueg Thousand
More than that. sad Sir Torment
''thcy want nearer - a thousand Ana
| tnele's the rub. Win the lumber niAf-
| ket As . IS now, tle stumptse seems
pretty ngn. There might CO.. n0 money
/ IA handling .t, The present outlook u
unfayorable Tor undertaking uncertain
ties. IL / decide not u bay, u Mll ut
because OF the present state 81 the idm-
/ Der market and the untavOraoie pros
! poets. As u now stands, tue matter
rest, with nae. can buy or not, gust
AZ choose, and II decide not % bay.
IL Viii be- because 30 not think there s
money enough II it--A1sksJ0n Cag0ns-
| clc, lug. ~.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21
SUING A RAILROAD.
John Harrison seeks Damages for BE
ing Thrown from Hat Car.

John Harrison seeks Damages for Be
ing Thrown from Hat Car.
The first jury case called for trial
yesterday was that of john Harrison
vs.. the Detroit, Lansing Il Northern
Railroad company.
The complainant sets forth IN his
declaration that while be was en-
ployed by the company IN loading cedar
poles on fiat ears NJ Cedar Lake, All
engine was switched onto the same
track and struck the cars upon winch
ne was NJ work with such force that ne
was thrown violently To the ground
and sustained severe injuries 10 his
spine and abdomen. He claims 10 be
lncapacitated for hard work and de-
mands damages in the sum OF $4,000
HOyt, Fairfield and Turner are his at
tOrnevs and the defense for the rail
way company IS conducted by smith Il
stevens. A jury has been sworn and
several witnesses examined, among
them Or. /. \. Roller, who attend led
Harrison after he was hurt, and Nelson
Custer, Il witness of the accident.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21

j 49, Ro,entaai nas gone TO New
YORK
Harry JOY ani Fred Deane have re-
turned from spring Lake.
Mss Louise GrelGcS has returned
f-ou gsfosAey and MacS.nac.
VI 81 Daisy kolSie has gone u Cedar
Spuags tlt Rockford % visit friends.
Geo. q. Caldwell IS moving his house
noii effects 10 Grand Rap.ds.-Gress-
sii- CrA
Mss Emma Livingston has gone 20
b. Rapids % Visit her cousin, Mrs. f.
" Miller
VI S. hut-che. with Spring Accompany.
has gone u Kalamazoo % spend her
VACATION.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alex. McLachlln are the
guests of Mrs. j. X. Rlchm md, o.
Crrenvlle.
L. E. Randall, OF the G. r. & l..
Offices. l-it yesterday for CharlevOix
and other Northern points.
Mrs Margaret Grimes, OF Battle
Cre K. IS the guest 81 her daughter,
Mrs. VIM. Bane, 0f this city.
Bishop Gillespie administered the
rite ~ confirmation at It. Pauls
Church, u Marquette, Monday night.
Noses Jessie Turner and Minn ie
Fne ns, Of Greenvle. have returned
home. after a pleasant visit with friends
IN ta.. city.
Mrs. James y. Au.ha and daughters,
the Miss = Jennie and Mary. have re-
Turned from Bay City, where they have
been tae guests oil Mrs. A. VI. Lynch.
81. b
of her father. Benjamin Harter, Of
lJa. whore snn WIl remain during
her husband absence on the Pacific
slope.
Miss Mary Wycof has returned from
summer tour with tine Detroit Phil
harmonic club. and has gone 70 Grand
Rapids CD visit her m0taer.-Jack5on
Ct.en
Mrs F. a. N.ms and Mrs David p.
IRWIN. ~ Nuskcg0n. and Mrs. David
McIagg aln. Of Park City tab, spent
yesterday with Mrs. 3. f. McReynOlds,
az Washington
M,. Julia Guest. who has been visit
ing relatives n this city for some time
past. WAS called home Yesterday bv q
summons. announcing the dangerous
illness of her mother.
Mrs VI. I. Durham leaves today for
a TIP t0 Pet9-Ney. Marquette and Cal
umet. where sne Will lo joined bY Mr..
Durnam. when tnev wA vst Du nth,
Mu1e8uO and -. Paul
Mr.. & ". -rrlgie. Of Grand Haven,
ari SISTER. Mrs. -. trouberE. Of ElCn.
Ill. arc I'M the cltv for q short VISIT
wltu rlfir father. Mr. +. \ Hovey
r.r r.-f....rrfI fr rs 4Hfaff.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21
TESTIMONIAL
10 p
An Old I Reliable Citizen
| Resident Of Grand Rapids spd vi.lR-
i5 for 80 Itaa

g1is is 20 certify that I John H. tiSrA, 81
Alll lreeA. Asch. ts~ash.p 81 Alpine SEC. Nc
81. have bcea troaalra Nl.a C@t4rTh isT seven
scSls being s4s5eei H. taxing cole easy, ~ie'
ia i1tfs without apparent exposure Rave
suffered ~ lake greatly vlih beichins oi "iAa'
ana g4l4 ~ Is stomach. sseIsiel-E J cal "p
prallDs % sife RE distress some sA weeks
aeo / consulted pr. Elht.berl o. Nvsiaan. a.
6 14arae.sf.. or--a Rapids. aid Aitci care
lal t.4liin.f o. ~ l1s case tae Doctor d4sg
nose4 10 glrelie l4t4rrh IL The ue~a. l-roat
a4t 81 m-th aal told Ile hc colia c4Ts iAe.
- / siarsed tfeAtment via him Ano have
bra sieadlly improving ever since have
hal 10 trouble vlta eo4cs lately. ny head AID
llrsat foelDz Ifst rate, AAd my s.olDSch IS
seirl AZ better al lle fisas. aid I oUld recon
nr1d Dr. saan bs-ns sklllM in tAe
treal lntlt Il sucA eases a. mi4e, and al
oorrobO iais .4e above 10 AIS p.rsoa who may
"a. oame. JOIN IL. CLARK.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21
COURT RECORDS.

ClncUIr-Halford J. Perkins and
Willis J. Perkins IS. Robert >. Walker;
affidavit and bond on appeal for jus
tee court filed.
PoLIcr-Medad Hamilton, drunk; y
days. Henry Hubster, drunk y days.
4. G.. Johnson, drunk; y days.
samuel Post. drunk; 10 days. John
Qualey, drunk; II days. VIM. Wolf
and John Luyendaerfer, vagrancy; dis
charged. Henry Starring. Samuel
Bcattle, Orrin LOwnsbury, VIM. rIpp,
Frank Marsden, Tony Rich, Frank Nor
ton and VIM. TechnOr, gambling; adj
journed August 26. Thomas }. Nor
gan, drunk and d.s0rdcrly; fined $50.
John Cudihy, felOnlOus assault;
adjourned August 2S. A. Is. kale, fall
ure to support; discharged. Thos. Jen-
nings, Chas. Stein and Fannie Miller,
larceny; adjourned August 26. Andrew
Wilson, bar open Sunday; adjourned
August 26. Will Reevloy, assault and
battery; adjourned August 23.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21
HIS SLEEP DISTURBED.
Joseph Jacobs Says n Locomotive Ran
Into His sleeping Apartment.


Joseph Jacobs has commenced suit
against the Lake Shore q Michigan
Southern Railway Company for tres
pass on the case. lie sets forth in his
complaint that he was employed as a
brakeman on the above road, and was
furnished car on i slde-track for a
sleeping room He supposed the car
on the side track would be safe from
any danger from trains or engines, but
while sleeping IN there an engine ran
into 1t, throwing ann violently to tine
floor, and he sustained severe injuries
to ms spine and head, and he brings
suit to collect damages.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21
THE STATE BANKERS.
Meeting Now Being Held in Detroit
Grand Rapids Delegate.

Granl Rapids Dele-atcs.
The first meeting oil the Michigan
Bankers Association met at Detroit
yesterday. Harvey J. Hollister, of the
ola National Bank, read AN interesting
historical paper on The National
Banks Of Michigan" +. r. Uni re-
sp0nded 10 the toast, "The Bank Prcsl-
dent. at the grand banquet gwen last
evening Besides these gentlemen
Grand Rapids is represented 10y Hon.
r. y. Gilbert, VIM. DGnham. T. A.
Hall, ". n. Fowler, VI. ;. Crosby.
James y. Robinson, J. Frederick Baars
and James BLAIR.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21
SHE WAS TIRED OF 1T.
Mrs. a. Il. Kale Has Her Husband Ar
rested for Non-support.

rested for NOn->upport.
A. B. Kale was arrested yesterday on
complaint Of his wife, charging him
with nOn-support. 1t seems that Kale
aud his wife have lived unhappily for
a number OF years, and AZ last We're
divorced.
Before separating they both signed
contract % live separately, Mr.. kale to
give Mrs. Kale so and the household
furniture. II seems that she mas grown
tired of supporting herself, and NOW
tries 10 punish Mr.. kale for nOn-sup-
port. The case was tried IN police
court yesterday, and Mr.. kale was dis
CHARGED.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21

Pozzoni's Complexion Powder pro-
duces a soft and beautiful skin. 1t COM
bnes every element OF beauty and
purity.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1889-08-21
EtheIbeTt D. C0Snan,

Late Of the Cincinnati College OF Medicine
and surgery Cincinnati. ohio has ofnces al
Rooms ! and =. no IU3 Monroe-st., Grand
Rapids. Nich where al durable cases are
treated Nah success.
Medical g lscaSes treated successfully Con
sumption. brlght's Disease, pyspepsia. hhs a.
mafism ana NERVOUS DISEASES All
diseases peculiar 20 The sexes specially.
CATARRH CURED.
CONSULTATION at once or by mall. 81.
once hours 10 II a. m..Zto4 =. N. and TO
spm sunday 10 =. N.
Address all mail to DR.. Z. o. CoSman. Rooms
land ? No. 10 Monr0c-st.. Grand Rapids.
Mich.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1889-01-19
Four of n size.

She had married handsome
man. All her young lady friends
told her he was n flirt and gave
her fun account of all he had
sad to them, and how they could
have had him ST they wanted, but
they would not think of coniiding
the happiness of their lives to such
Il fiirt, She was perverse, and
they were welded A few mon hs
ELAPSED and she came to visit one
of her prophet friends one day.
"And you are happy?" the friend
asked. No, Fun not. Well, dear,
Pm sure | warned you; but | du
hope You will not get divorce.
Wen ! don't know, if this goes on
-- Now don't be foolish. Men
are always a little inconstant, Yoa
know, aud the best husband will
go oil and leave his wife occasion
ally not eXplaine--- EXpiaine!
Go of and leave his wife! | wish he
would. He's so devoted that he
won't 90 out Of my sight long
enough for me 10 bUru my old
love letters.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1889-01-19

a millionaire railroad manager,
noted for the prominence of his
nose, had "A brother who was eX-
ceedingly hard of hearing. While
dining at friends residence once
he was seated between two young
ladies, vino addressed him in loud
tones Of voice. Finally one of
them shouted n commo place re-
mark and then said in an ordinary
tone to the other: "Did you ever
see such Il nose in all your life ?'
Pardon me ladies said the mill
ionaire; "it is my brother who is
deaf"
Said a gentleman to a favoritc
attendant at his club:
"Michael, if should die would
yon attend my funeral"
"WillingIy, sir" was the answer.
Well, Michael, that isn't very
complimentary"
"No, sir; / did not name that, sir,
l wouldn't be seen there"
An English guardsran once re-
marked to an officer Of high rank,
who was in the habit of cOnversing
af3ably with his soldiers: 81 like
you my lord; there's nothing of the
gentleman about you"
"Where are you going this time
of night ?" called out "A man to his
servant. You are after no good I'll
warrent
"Please, sir, mistress sent me for
you"
"Charley can you cut your meat? ?"
inquired lady of young lad, who
was invited to dinner"
Hump said the boy who was
saving away, can't / ? Pve cut
up quite as tough meat as this
at home.
A lecturer, who was to deliver
a discourse concerning rhinoceros,
once said to his audience: "I must
beg from you to give me your en-
tire attention. 1t is absolutely inn
possible for you to form true idea
Of the hideous animal, unless you
keep your eyes fixed on me.
When do you expect to see dea-
con S.again ? inquired a parishion-
er of his clergyman.
Never, replied the reverend
gentleman solemnly, the deacon is
in heaven.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1889-01-19
SAW THE CONNECTION.

Adventures of IA Man Who Had No Squash
in His Eyes.
as that check good for any thingp"
asked passenger off the Lake Shore
road of the policeman at the Detroit g.
Milwaukee depot yesterday.
mo, SIR" replied the officer, after
an inspection. "Thats a confidence
mans check. How much did you let
him have?"
Thirty dollars
"Well. you have been swipdled.
Didn't you ever read of their gamesP"
"Lots of times"
Sand you were roped inP'
"Yes."
al can't help you any,"
81 don't want you to- want you to
look at this"
He handed the officer parcel which,
upon being opened. was found to con-
tain a large bunch of human hair
which had been pulled out by the
roots, together with II piece of mans
ear
"And count this" added the man, as
he held out roll of money.
"Here are seventy dollars, and what
does it all mean?" asked the officer.
"I'm the man that was swindled.
This truck belonged to the cnap who
thought he had caught a sucker See
the connecticut Closely observe my
left eye. See any squash in thereP
Feel OF my head. ANY soft spots any
whore aroundP Tra-la, old boy, and
tell 'em not to weep for yours truly!"-
Detroit Free Press
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1889-01-19
ChiC55 L Atlantic Railway Company.
TIME CARD,

Eype~ The Chicago and Atlantic Railway
CONTINUES to be the most popular line be-
tween al points east or west. It's trains are
composed OF the finest day coaches and pala-
t!al Pullman sleeping cars, and run over Il
smooth, well balested road bed. No othar
line Offers more complete facilities. Direct
connections made In Union Depots, thus
avoiding iucomodious tran sers at unreason-
obi. hours The rates via this line are as low
Is the lowest. ASl; for youI tickets via tho
Chicago Il Atlantic Railway and your journ
ey win be one ofcomfUrt and pleasure.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1889-01-19
Curiosities in Figures.

y very cerious number is lI2S5i
which, multiplied hy , 3 . or
IgiveS the same figures in the SANE
order, beginning at a different poini
but If multiplied Icy Z gives all
mines; multiplied by it equals
il2,S57 multiplied by "gua'S
2o',III, by . eNulIS 425,'pl by 4
equals 57l, ,l2S, by . equals 7Ih2S5
multiplied by t equals so'l42
multiplied Up Z equals "99,9'9.
Multiply i42'So' ny ana y"u nave
,Ii2,So5. Ihen ada the flrst hgnr"
/" the last ana you nave lI2,S''
tn" original NUMBER the hsureS
exactly the same as at the start
Another mathematical wonder
Is the i"iioWlng:
1t Is discovered mat the muiuph-
cation o! . 8 % . oy 10 glVeS
H. ~, ~, H. ~, 40. reversing the
ordHr "i the dlglts ana multiplying
. / . oy 10 an" we ge'
aresu'tequaiiY curious o,'o''o''''V'