The Portland daily press., 1889-11-14
FACT WORTH KNOWING.

A5 Ct package of ZOMONIA contains 6ounces
of Soap and pint of Ammonia, in powdered form
1t makes hard water and the hands soft, washing
easy, and clothes snow white. Cleans Paint,
Glass and Marble, and washes dishes to perfec-
ton. Just the thing for washing Sinks, Bath
Tubs, etc. 1t works like a charm in the Bath,
leaving the skin soft and smooth By 1t use Tea
Coffee and Fruit Stains disappear as if by magic.
The ammonia In Zomonia makes 1t superior to
all teosiling poWders. a AE
Texas Mani amt in favor of no such nom
sense as buryin' the telegraph wires.
Eastern Traveller-Oh it only applies to cities,
you see.
Texas Man-Im glad of that, for II the poles
iciee., ''''''' ''''
DIR. ID. Rawls, of CoDnorsyille, Ind, pronounces
DR.. Bulls Cough syrup an infallible remedy.
Use Salvation Oil for severe headache, and you
will always find almost instant relief by so doing
We recommend 1t as good family medicine.
What is Coming Soon. 4 Ga8kE
Theatrical Manager-I am afraid this won't do.
1t is an amusing production, but it's too short
1t would take only about an hour and half to
present the whole five acts.
Author Of omic Operatives, sir. That's all
light An hour and hall for she regular songs
hour and a half TO satisfy the pudding heads that
encore everything. Chicago Tribune.
mans wife should Away ie the
same, especially to her husband. but II she Is
weak and nervous, and uses Carriers Iron Pills,
sne cannot be, for they make her "feel like a
different person." so they all say, and Il cir hus
bands say so tool
Smith-Did you ever get lost2
Brown-Yes; got lost in the Mammoth Cave
once. ~s
smith-For PHYS sake How did youever find
Brown On, there was German in the party
with piece of limburger cheese In bis pocket
and we followed the scent back.-Burlington Free
Press. iva N4&tBE#
liI Winds ~
That blow "naebody any good are plenty on the
storm-vexed Atlantic, TO say nothing OF The occa
sionally typhoon-swept Pacific. The hapless voy-
agsr, when shaken up by the heavings of the
"briny," should take that pleasantest and most
salutary OF doses, a winegassful OF Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, the finest stomachie and tonic
that ever warmed, regulated and quieted the hui
man interior. Railroad iplted and steamship
shaken travellers will exercise wise provision
by supplying themselves with a suhaciency Of
will mariners, emigrants to the West, and others
about tO'seek fresh fields and pastures new" Ma
LARA, the sec urge of newly cleared and mining
districts is completely conquered and averted ny
the Bitters. Liver, bowel and kidney complaint
and ineipent rheumatism it annihilates.
NAN. BC3- 0sef IA III
WickwMe-I thought understood you to say
that you had very strong. dislike for Thomp
kins. tAt 1855 tott8lts
Yabsley-I have.
wickwire-And yet you Presented him with
new silk hat. AF az ~ Ala kkh
Yabsley-Don't you worry about that He only
gets $40 week salary, and 1t Will keep him
broke for six months 10 get a suit of clothes to
match the hat.-TeTre Haute Express.
a woman who 10 weak, nervous Spp
seepess, and who has cold hands and feet can
mol feel and act like well person Carriers Iron
Fills equrlze the clrculatlon, remove nervous
ness and give strength and rest. vi Z iifi
The Truth is Often Spoken in Ignorance.
Child-Ma, dear, what does Tie word "matnee"
mean?
Mother Gracious, child! What Ignorance,
Why matinee is French word aud 1t means an
amateur performance. am SURPRISED Won didn't