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gon 9enea, ote .,te aue tuerSea.

Barrier 8Idtter ersablen foIsenbe
bDdit erbauIi6s @eldi9te bon einem
9ropinsiaIen, Der mad garis gum 8eIu@
Der Wsltaua Its4uns sereilt unb burd et.
men seIunsenen 9lunertreid UNI bas
game @elo eebra9t iporben, bas er mad
Yaris mit8enommen.
Gin febr t%ppblbabenSer Yd1ter bon
ben ufern ber @arpnne, Namens GTe=
LAT, tpar in garis in einem !SotsI ber
Strabe gausireau abSeIisSsn. 9pn
feiner langen 8romena6e burd bas
Marsfelo rubte er iid bes Habmittass
in einem Safe Der Weltausi teluns aus,
100 er bic 8efannti1aft zines Snbibi:
buum5 BON 1ornebmer SaItuns madte,
baS iia neben iba ssiebt bate unb ibm
er3dblte, bdb er aus Der Yrobin3 mad
BariS esfommen tpdrs, I'm iid bic Quss
iteQuns an;uieben, aber ftp t6btlid
lanspeilte, neil er gar Niemanben
femme.
Gfelaf seItanb, baB ibm bic GinIam.
felt ebsnfaaS nids ssfieI. Sad elmer
fur;en unterbaItuns ipurSen beibe bic
bsIten Sreunoe Der Met. Der Srembe
tbeilte GHslal nit, baB er feline 8eife
benust bdtte, UNI cine Grbi4aft e~i3utais
firen. 3d., 70 iasts er, babe 10000
Sranc5 Bel mir unb bin fehr beIorst.
4ariS lit nit Iai6snoieben Iberfnat.
SD firdte, eab man mir mem gorte.
n,cnaie itiebIt, rnb anbersrIeitS m6dte
id baIieIbe ni1t in meinem Sptel su=
rltId1fen. SD mub meme Banfbinets
beriteden; i'd tuerbe lie in Der hinge.
buns bon 9aris b~ersraben. Sic tpers
ben. tpenn Sic poqen, NIT mir ton,men.
Die beiben Sreunbe reiiten in Der Tbat
am anberen Worsen mad Meubon- ab,
unb mad einem ppuIenten Oeieuner,
fpabrenb befen Der SreunS GfeIat's bie=
fem cine 4nsabI bon 9apieren 3eiste, bic
ben 8anfbiIets febr Gbnli9 faben, besa=
BEN iie fi9 in ben nddtsn @alo. Na9s
benz Der Srsunb feline 10000 Srancs in
einem Sod, has fie unter einem Baum
sesraben, peritedt bate fraste CT Gfes
LAT: uSaben Sic nidts ;u berfteden 2"
gfeIat aog aus ieiner Taf1e adt Suns
bert.Srancs=8iqet8. Ia 20=Sraneitlde,
entIeSiste fi9 ieiner soIbenen nbrfette,
nabm 6ann feline nbr unb Ieste aGes in
has bon ieinem Sreunbe sesrabene Sod.
Sierna9 febrten iie 8stbe Sersniist
mad Baris 3uriid unb trennten fi9 seseu
l nbr Norsens, na4bem fie Elm 8sn=
be3 pous i'm 9oteI Der Strase 8anaireau
berabrebst batten fur ben Morser. A5er
ais GFeIat hsrsebli9 feinen 8efdbrten
ertpartete, tpurbe CT arstpobniid, CT reifte
lofort mad Reubon unb lief mad feinem
SERTED. Natirlid mar fein arswobl
Elm febr %besrinbeter; es mar in benz
8srited nur has 9ortsfeuine ieines
5sreunbes mi. ben giqets ter bsiIisen
GinfaIt sa ieben.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25

70 in m.tne esotihi6en @efable Der.
funfen uno 70 perbtttert. baB mir Der
anblid Defines iuneen @liides tpeb
tbdte. Sd petB, baB es cine tdmmer'
lide S9wdde TIT, babe @eoulo NIT
mir, Id tperbe aud bas iibsrptnSen
lernen.@
llGi bate bel bteien @orten iiber.
raf9t stnpor9eiehen, bant mar lie tief
srr6tbet unb iagte nertpirrt uno ltodenb :
rGlio bait On bic Sahe f6on eeabnt?
Sd bite DID, liebite Scopis. pie mar
baS mOglt6?"
nNd, 9t1S, oas mar gar nt9t idlper
por~au8;uieten. uub iest brqu4t man
Did llur an;lbliden, I'M IN fptljen
ba6 Ou cine 6eimli9e fleine Srant blft,
70 our6leu6tet Did bas tt1nere @liid.'
lint lprang auf, ulnarn,te tbre S6pa'
geriil, lin ibre err6tbenoen Wan9er1 81
0crber9en uitb fliiiterte ltebeuou: uaber,
ntft lDabr, Dor Seiner Ibretie fommft
Ou nod unb lernft bic lieben Wtenideu
feurcn, bic mild letdtltnniSeS Weltftno
70 um~0epanbelt baben, baB th cine gang
perltanoise fleiite Yrofeiiorsfrau az
fuerbcn 6offe? urb hun lebe ippbl
6ebnig, t) muB beirn. Mtdlt Ou mild
fi6t elm 5tiid9erl besletteu? On iiebft
70 elenb aus. iiuO brauben ipebt Sriib'
tinssluft.@
.ytetn, uein, ib fam nitt - Ou baft
redt, id bin nidt gan; wobl, i'd fa1il
oaS belle Sonnenlt6t lt9t p%ertrageli,'
unD Seowi9 legte bic fct1er ginger iibcr
bic b%rennenben Nuset.
9ie fab ni9t ben Bid ~Iiebepoqer
8elorenib, ben Uni tbr 3uparf.
Ils Die Ebire iid btnter benz tuugeti
Mabden sei9loien bate, ia1t 9eofpts
NIT einem letien StObne1 out oas Sota
uuo oriidte bas Geit9t ttef tn Die 9ti'
fen. ,a.
,Gu6 bieier Traum III Gpbe! Iud
aus feilem Sersen bin i9 pertlieben J
8, mie oas f9mer3tl Gber tb bate ia
fetu Redt uiebr 3i traulnen. nno mas
ioa metu falteS Bib TT feinem Qerieilt
Sas fi6 mad 2tebe uu6 Slid ieh1t (
@as f6nnte td ibm fein? limb 1Qt3
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25

DiesmaI 1T eS Gilbert Dunts,
Irfanla in tpeI1em plDsIi1 elm neuer
Gbriitus er Itanbsn 1T, Der iid nit ieiaem
irbii6en Namen glam Srnin nennt unb
benz bereits sabIreide 9Idubiee anbdn=
gen uno BON Srt su Drt foIsen. ct Iebrt
bic 8runbIdse Der Nprmonen unb ers
rinst ii9 baS Sertrauen unterer Bolts.
~fIaiien babur6, baB er b%ebauptet, &rante
bur6 Sanbauf lesen Selunb MAIDEN, &ins
Der su @nseln MAIDEN, 8erse peri9tpins
ben IaIien gu tDnnen u. (. ~, ssnau, tpie
Gbriitu3 in Der 9ibeI. Ser nnfu3 in
benz County nimmt berartige 9imenlio=
men an, bab bic 8erninftissn nit &C.
tra~ltmaBreseIn brpben. Ser neue
Gbriitus iast, Dies lei iein stpeiter 8s.
fu9 auf Grben, bod tpirS berieIbe in
9lrfanias wenisitsns, ni9t mebr LANCE
tpdbren, ba man entidloiIen it, ben
ySeilanb" na9 Teras 3u brinsen, tpenn
er nidt ALIEN sebt.
Sn Der 8unbesbauptit abt
1tarb fiirsli9 bet 8efansennebmer @us
iteau'S, 9atrid $. Gearnep, i'm Sitter
bon breiuniedais Sabren. aearnep mar
bon 8sburt Elm SrIdnber, fam ala iunser
Mahn nab Amsrita unb biente mad
ieinem 81. 2~sbensiabre IL Sabre in Der
9unbesHotte. 8or % Sabren tpurbe
er 4oIiSiit in @aibineton unb aei9nete
fi9 bur9 feline Tbattraft iotpobL ais
tur6 ieinen eirii4sn NutterpiB aug.
Spater- mar Der 8abnbof Der ,BaIs
tirncre= 4otomac=8abn in ieinem 9ienits
freiie. Oort mar CT aud auf ieinem
4pi ten, al8 8uiteau am 2. SuIi 1881
ben YrdIibenten @arftelb nieberi1cb;
er rerbaftete ben WDrber unb bra4te ibn
in'8 Gsfdnsnib. Na4bem 8earnen 20
Sabre in Der BoIisei 8ebient bate,
tpurbe er &ranfbeits baIber NIT $50 per
Monat peniionirt. Ct lit in Iester Seit
an @ebirncrtpeiduns unb erla8 bieisr
&raufGe.t.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25

2Bur.-
5ebnis f9loB oas leste, faunl
nolenSete Sdreibet unS aoreIfirte es
an llui. Damn erbob iie ii6 baitia
uno lieB fiG ben &etfemantsl liin9sben.
llnbead)tet slitt Der 8rief beS Yrin3en
auf Den weiden Geppt9 inter Dem
S9reibtiib. -.
Gin S~fpeiten Gage fam @ui6o 3uriid.
@r hattie in VeIonts Die telesrapbii6e
9ia9ridt por9efulben, baB lieutenant
BON 6elOeru, Der fetnen r@r;eliior" auf
Dem nd9ften 8ennen Ia $. reiteli
foate, neuli6 einen rnfaG NIT bemiel.
ben sebabt unb unfdbig iet, baS Ren.
i1en mit;uma9eu. Eai9 entI6lob iit
gutSo, bas Bferb, ipel9es ;iemli6
f4tper ;u ne5r1en war, nun ielber Sn
retten, 90 or IS, ben boben @etten me,
gen, Oie oarauf ftanber, ni9t 5uriid.
Siebea mO9te. uebernd9tis un6 per.
briebli9 fltnselte er in friiber Wtorser.
ftunoe an iet1er @obnuns. 9ttenlanb
6ffuete. SIN glauben, baB bic Dtenit'
bOten nod i9liefeu, 5os er ben DRAFT
70 itart. bab er 3errtb.
.Nd, Der Serr Baron fiub b.
feu9te cine Stimme btnter linn, uttb Die
otte @ortierfruu 3eiste iid in einent ees
tpa9teu Neslisee. SD slaubte pOrbtn,
eS Jet Der YouiS!"
Limb no itedt Der 2ouis? ?" fragile
Cubic piitbenb.
ygdL On mein lieber @ott, Der rpir6
poBl tieie Nadt BET ieiuer Srau seblie.
ben lei.l, eS regrste geitern 70. unb bier
lit ia 9ticnlanb gu 9auie."
rs1isma,b gu Sauiep $50 TIT nieirs
6rau p
Die snabise 6rau 8aroniu linb ia
I9ou %porgeitern Ibenb abgereiit, uno
Srduletn Qouiipn lit nit, unb bic &6'
DIN, bic arrte 8erfon, lit franf unb
liest i'm 9ranfenbanie. unb Der Dottor
la9t ="
rSdwasen sic nidt lanser, foubera
bolen Sie mir ben 0outs, Sie ptlien
bod, mo er mobnt?~
.a9, iapobt Serr Baron. i'd laufe
l9ou.1
@uioo 9i1s auf benz engen 8orplas
bi1 uno fer pie elm 9issr I'M 9dfs.
Gr bate Die Stirne itt Salten se3o9en
unb itarrte auf ben 8oben. 0aS nm
bequen1e Sorgefibl cines fatalen @reig'
mites iiberf9li9 i'm.
NtbemloS uno erregt fam QouiS IN.
@uioo ibuitt ietne Gntf9ulbisuuScf
flr3 ab. rMann lit Die Srau 0arouin
ab9creilt unb wobtn ?" fragte er.
Die Srau 8arontn erbtelt porgeitern
@benb etn Gele9ramm unb reiite etne
Stunbe barauf Oh. Sd CLAUDE. bic
Sunsfer iaste, mad 8. 6erau peiB
t9 Is aber nt6t. es cling aleS 10
i9ne1."
.Saben sic feineu 0rief fir mtd) ?"
r0tetn, Serr Baron."
@uioo 9in9 bur6 Die j3immer. Sie
iaben un9emiitblid 9enug aus lit benz
fablcn Wtor9eult6te. 9tn unb pieber
la9e1 oerftreute Sa6en umber. Die bon
Der iibereilten Nbretle 3eugten.
rl1nt ipirb @enaltcreS fpiiien," berll>
bi9te ii6 @uibo. Sobalo es tbunli6
mar, i6idte er @oui8 nit einem Vriefe
oil feline S9weiter.
lint i9rteb 5uriid, 1e babe einen iebr
erre9ten, bolboouenbeten Brief bon
Sebmig erbalten. Dteielbe iet mad ..
absereiit, Oa ibre S6pefter 8otbenba9
lebr frant tpdre.
behring's Srief wir6 natirli9 nod
9eiiouts 9c9ansen iein,@ murmelte
@uioo.
Na6mitta9s reiite er gum &ennen
mad 3. ab, na9oem er 9ouis iet1e &C.
naue IbreHe 9e9cben unb linn ein9es
l6arft hattie, ~etn9ebenbe 8rtefe ODER
9fa6ri4tcn iofort nad3uienben.
Surtiebune 5olQt.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25
Gnffh IL Infnfh

W 1T y lUIUI
Off8ier: Was baben Sic benin ba
fiir'n aItes @eitea an Der Wanb bdnsen?
9an,e: SaS 1T mein portrait
Offaier: Gnti8uIb,een, 9ndbisfte
meine ielbitberitdnbli9 ni4t ben 9eaens
ftanb tes 8iloes, fonoern nur bas Bib
ar, unb fur it1!
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25
Reht aufm

IbeaterbireetOr gum 8srfaIer zines
sur 8esuta4tuns ibm porSeIesten Stl'
des): Sunser Wannt i'd babe Sbr
TrausrIpie, tpeIbes Sic mir sur 8eur.
tbeiIune ~iiberseben baben, eelefen uHn
auf Sbrsn Wuni9 In bemielben aIes
aur aufdbruns ni8t @eeisnete ssftsi@en.
Sunger Di9ter: Werbet sic iett bas
Stdd auf bic Bnbne brinssn f6nnen,
Serr Direttor?
Tbeatsrbireetrr 1nn,5sIi9! 90 ftnS
arr bic 3tuii9enaets iibris eeblieben!
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9 dIB.

g.: Ser Sunb f9sint fur9t5ar b6sar'
tis au fetn:
g.: Bon Natur serabe ni@t aber be,
&5ter Iiest ben earaea Gag auf ben
S4oose rlsi1er G54pieaern1utter!
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25
ikberhdnbn

Gin Bauer tritt in Elm @afthaus. trb
ibm Der 3sInsr NIT Der epeiiefarte ents
sesentommt. vGrft tpiG i'd efen. bann
pil i'd lefen." ruff ism bas Runsriss
Rdnnletn 3u.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25
Cine barte Erppe.

Gtne barte Yr0De.
StuSent o.: Ntein Glitter fteIt bies
0tal mein bsiieres DS4" auf cine barts
grobe.
Stubent g.: @ieIo benna
STUDENT 81. Sn a4t Tasen iol i'd
ms Gramen iteisen unb beute i4idt er
mir 100 Nart
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25

Ser Sabn ber3eit.
@ie 1T Sbr tpsrtber Ran,e bod nod,
Sitter cber &ibber2
9tiSSer, meme slbnen bisBen Sitter,
aber Der 3abn Der !8eit bat ben Namen
aber mad unb mad absei4lifen.
Sine nette Braut."
@esbalb fifsn Sic benin f~orttudbrenb
has Bib Sbrsr 8raut?
Stun, man mub bod i@on etpas tbun,
tpenu man perlobt it, unb 70 cine BARNS
Ioie B~botOSrapbie, bic farbt tpsnisftens
ri9t ab!
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25
Ourh bic 3luf1fe.

Our9 bic BIume.
g.: Sd Ralte SrduIein bon S1eIen
fur iebr reid. Sieb' nur bic Gn;abI
fpitbarer 8inee an ibren Sdnben.
g.: Sic erinnern mid an bic 8dune
beS WaIbeS.
g.: @ieio?
g.: Ofan erfennt Bel ben 8dumen an
ben Sabresrinscn bic InaabI Der burds
Iebtsn Sribl:nJe.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25

Stir tpen tpirb benin bort bic Statue
errt6tet 2" fragile elm Srember einen
Mann, tpeI@er Der betreHenben grbeit
sui6aute. Das," ertpieberte Der Mnses
rebete, lit bic Ststue BON Sriebri4
@iIbslm Reblwurm." rSat CT benin
ettpas @robes ober 9ei@eibteS in ieinem
2sten setban 2" fruste Der Srsmbe tpeis
ter. ,2ebteres, ia," ipurbe ibm sur
9lnttport, yer be3abIte fur bic Statue,
sbe er bur9 ben Sob perbinbert tparbe.
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d!

g.: Saben Sic setbrt, baB Der
GoIes S. an ieinem So4Si&tstaSe Plbss
lid taub s~epOrben 1T
S.: Na. Sns renn i'd nO:51 @Iad beim
1nslld!
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25

pa aud fein GuteS.
SHUTTER g&. bas Glenb, iebt befcmnti
Der Sung s'tpiB men BudeI.
Batter ga. bann rd&t er uns i4pn
~tpenisitens ni9t iber ben 3opf!
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25

- Ser 9rcseB, welder sesen IQen
.. Msper3 ipessn Niba4tuns be8 9e'
ri6tes anbdn9is sema9t tpuroe. tpirb am
%. September in Columbus, Sbip, sur
&srbanbIung fommen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25

usie baben obne Srase i4on WenSel.
fpbn's y2ieber pbne Worte" eebbrt,"
iaste in einer, CONCERT elm iunser
Nann gu ieiner Ra&barin. nDas tpnb!
ni4t," sntsesnete bieis Daber i'd babe
fie init itaIienii4em Terts es66rt, unb ba
ib fem Wort tapon berftanS. tparen fie
fur mid 70 gut ipie 2ieSer obne @orts.~
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50 ie n T."

Srsmbsr: 0as finb ipirsli4 berrIias
8erse bier ; i4abs, bas fe 70 trenis be-
iu1t tperben!
Slbrer: Sa, tpiHen'S, mir finb baIt
su armL ionit tplfben mer elm panr
&uinen brauf bauen IaHen ba utrb's
pieueidt beHer siebn!
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25

Die armen ed tpiesermutter.
Sic haben ia Sbrer S9tpiesermutter
elm pradtpoles DentmaI iesen IaHen,
vein trauernber gnseI."
Stun ia, eS muB bod tusnisitsns elmer
baIein, ber trauert!
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25
Nb brt.

Ibeefubrt.
Stuber gum anbernj: Sieb' nal, mas
bas 0idbel fur eir,en feuerrptben 8od
anbat. @enn bic elm D@ie fisbt, tpirb
er tpilb.
SprsetpaIberin (fi@ umtuenbenb): nnb
Gas iaBen Sic 70 rubiB!
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25
81 o d al III &,

Noh 3u Il B.
Wirtbin: Donnerpetter, ba fpirb
Wein berIanst unb eS 1T tsin Tropfsn
msbr ba; ioG id me SIai4e gifs ter'
sinbrinSen2
Wirtb: I'm 8otteSpiIen, bas rtsrs
ten fie, ber 1T ia bel gu ilb
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25
GROVES TASTELESS CHILL Tonic

It is as pleasant to tbs taste as lemon
syrup.
The smallest infant will take il and
never know IL is medicine.
Children cry t.r il. lever fails to
cure.
Chills onco broken WI rot rctarn.
Cost You only half tie p:ice Of othar
Chill TONES.
no Quinine needed. 10 purgzt;y,
needed.
Contains 70 poison. Cheaper tsaa
Quinine.
It purlhe5 the blood and anog ell
malarial poison from the system.
It Is as largo cs any dollar Tonic and
DETAILS FOR so CENTS.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25
wARRAMTED

w ANN N TEo
CoRSERsvILrE. Mss, Dec. IL, 1883
PAnns MEDICINE Co., Paris. Tenn:
Phrase send me thrte dozen OF your Groves Taste
less chill Tonic. I was pleased with the lot frum YOU
last summer: The people were delighted With Il.
gave your Chill Tonic TO some children who were
paie and swarthy and enAciated. having had chronic
chliis Tor months past, Que OF them for a wear. and
rlthin three week. amer beginning With the chin
Lonlc tnry were hale and hearty. Nith rcd and rosy
W. W, sTINsoN, N. d.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-25

SeoDtg ertbauerte uttter Der Setoct'
f9aft, bic aus bteiem einitset. Wert fig
itntuebte. sic fhblte ibrs 9ano &C.
fabt:
81, Sobeit, lit es Shneu selunsen
bic 8arontit fir uniern Platt 3u serptl'
net? ?" rtef bic Sttn1n,e 6eS 9esatioHs.
ratbes Treiiop, fpdbrenb feline mdhtias
@eftalt bic Tbire 70 als}ilta oaB
eintge reusierise 0auler jtf persebli9
bemh6ten, etner 8lid auf bic Rdlniea'
sruppe III wettsn.
9rtn3 %. srbob ii9. Sn fetnem
feinet @eii9t mar itur Der rlbiee setsn'
fhaftlife ausbrud. &r trdt ben. Sc.
9ationsratb enteesen, uub bic 9erren
fpsdIetten eintse banale R%ebensarten.
WabrenS Der Sett bate au9 Sebuis
fid sefdBt. ai1 Grrle teS a~eaatipns'
rafhes eridten Tie bal6 barauf taHel1b
int greben 9aale. Gle tat3te aber nidt
mebr, unb Wansets perf4manben Dor
benz 2otinon.
@uibo reiite am ndfften Morseti In
@efhditen nod Der Setmatb.
Ro6mtttogS fam nqt rrb fanb Deb
mtg In errester Stimmnrs. Die Garbe
stfa un6 fam In benz i4Snen @efi4t,
Ste Guser stdn;teu feltfau1, unb bel
iebent 3liuselr,, BET iebem @erdnf4
iaredte lie 3riaWuleu.
sd .fardte mtrflid. Sebwia. Du
mtrft fpieber franf," metute uqi betn
Gbi1ieSe. Gin Gtid, bGb bic 8due
nun ;u GuSe iinb, Du bertrdst bies
3eben niGt. @arri tptrit Du mth Su
@erners besletten?
,9tiht berte, Uni, nidt beute. 0ftr
1T ni9t tnobl, i9 CLAUDE, ID babe riia
aeiterti erfdttet.a Wte6er hbtrho9
Slibenbe R6tbe tire Wansei un6
Gtiru, unb 9ebwis tpaabte ftA ab, Fe
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-07-13
FRRsH AIR.

"John," mid MrA Blinkipgton, aI simply can't stand this sleeping every night with tho windows in our bedchamber wide open. Last night the wind just poured In and this morning am % hoarse can hardly speak"
 "I never heard of fresh air killing any ons,D retorted Mr. Blinkington OoOlly, without looking up from the paper he was perusing.
 "Perhaps not, mapped Mra B., "but if you're 70 fond of fresh air why don't you take your bed out in the back yard. You'd get your All of 1t then and not discommode anybody else with your cranky ideas about fresh air"
 'Mrs. B., I'd inform you that don't pay thirty i've dollars month, and water tax extra, for this house, just for the privilege of making my bed in the back yard. If you're 90 afraid of that oom- plexion of yours, you can move your bed up to the garret. There are no windows there"
 "That's just like you, you selfish old brute. When we were first married you did not insist on having all the windows in the room wide open and my slightest wishes were regarded"
 "When we were first married Belinda" said MT. B. putting on his coat preparatory to a nasty exit al was bigger fool than Thompson's colt and you were the personihcation of beauty and good temper. Now," and by this time he had reached the door, "the situation has slightly changed. You remind me of the colt and -"
 But he did not finish the sentence. He just did escape being hit with the tea-cup which his indig- nant spouse had hurled at his devoted head. A moment later, however MT. B. was sauntering along the street pufang his matutinal cigar with a countenance As clear and placid as a summer sky From ddponce sheets 0f Anselte Rires' nesO nOvel "Frst Families Of Virgiaia."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-07-13
OUR ILL ASPIRATIONS.

-on page will be found picture POrtrymg type of female beauty IL of which have been publishing all giving interesting distinct types of female lOveliness
 PERsEU> RESCUE ANDRoMKDA.-Perseus a hero of Grecian fable of Dana Zeus When hood he delivered Andromeda from hands of Ehop and married her He afterwards founded Midet and became the of the Persde The story of his life is wonderfully interesting and romantic details of which the reader referred standard on Grecan my thelogy
 MAKING GOBLIN rAPKsTRY-The Gobelin tapestries the highly valued grade of carpets tered only the Gobelns factory The carpets all of rug mAke Of the desgns being pictured colors The coored silks and wools which poyed In the work put into the carpets with needes Some Idea of the time and labor sAs ufacure of this kind carpet may that expert artist Ill two yards Of n for yeara work Some of hese carpets high o0 ~ and Ave to ten required n which Co complete them They mostly by the French govsmsnt to the potentatss Of foreign courts.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-07-13
OUR LANGUAGE.

First Sport (directing his companions attention to man on the opposite side of the street, who is washing the windows in c saloon-"Pipe his jaglets over there scrubbin' de glims2"
 "Cert. Who Is de bloke2"
 "Well, his name is Dennis"
 How'd he git inter de soup1"
 "Oh, he had dead sure tip on de Derby now he's huntin' snipes an wsshin' winders to make CT stake wid by the time John L. and Kilrain has der meetin'."
 "SAy, cully, dat's dead tough, ain't itI"
 Fletcher life it is"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-07-13
A NEW VERSION.

A we'll known Canada clergyman caused slight sensation among his congregation last Sunday by giving new reading to a familiar text. In his he sta ed that Dr. Johnson in his dictionary, allows to the word "brick," among many other meanings that of "a small loat" Said the preacher: "We all we'll aware that the sacred writers fre- quently indulged in play on words-a something akin to punning. Unfortunately in most cases these puns cannot be translated. The late learned Dean Afford suggested a reading for one passage 'The gust gusteM where it listeth but no man knoweth whence it cometh nor whither it goeth so is every one that is born of the ghost'
 "In like manner I suggest the following: If a son ask bread will you give him brick p"
 After the service was over, A sturdy farmer hail. ing from the old country, accosted the reverend gentleman:
 "Eh, MT. Parson, was glad to hear your version of the scripters, If a son ask bread, give him a brick Pve dArned lazy, good nothing son, and 'e's allus axin me for summut. Next time e axes me for bread, I'll 'eave brick at lis 'ead." E. "
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-07-13
RIA0E.

When young girl does marry age she expects to drive about in her carriage. Her husband, how ever, is never expected to go on the rAmp-age; never to show a shortage in the supplies, nor attempt to put a stopp-age to her pleasures. He must never quote an ad-age; nor object to her persif-age Above all, he must hasten to end his pilgrimag and leave her splendid herit- age, but not his very image, in the shape of son. And if an old tool marries a young girl, that is how the man. aged ought to be managed.-E. ". [.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-07-13

wAnderings over portions Of Ohio, Kentucky, In- diana and Illinois. In the spring In the local ool- umns of some of my southern Indiana exchanges would Hnd the announcement something after this style:
 "The immortal J. N. Is in town. He called at this office and says he is now ready to remove the pressure and to reveal all"
 could then tell within few days just when be would make his appearance in my own Anctum.
 
 The other day, here in Chicago, as I was stand ing on the street conversing with a friend, I saw, at some distance away, the immortal J. N had not met him before in nearly ten years, but knew him at once. I pointed him out, and remarked {: "There goes the immortal J. N" My companion, though 6 newspaper man, was not, nor had he been, country editor, and therefore had never heard of J. N. explained to him briefly what I have already told here.
 Later in the day, met the old fellow on State street walked up to him, held out my hand and called him by the only name have ever heard him spoken of.
 "How you2" he answered, as we shook hands. "Let me see," he continued, "I remember you. Didn't you used to run paper down in IndlAna?"
 replied in the affirmative, and was going to ask him some questions, when he broke in and said
 "Say, Pm not the immortal J. N. now Pm just plain J. N. Pve removed that pressure long ago throwed 1t all of on the people" indicating with of his hand the crowds in the street about us 'I stood it as long as could, but" he added, 'I have not revealed all, nor have lifted the veil. But must catch train" He was out of sight almost before knew it. But was not surprised at his abrupt departure for I never knew any one to succeed in getting him to talk for five minutes l think one reason why he was always treated 90 kindly by the country editors because he never bored them. He has been In my office great many times and never knew him to stay five minutes, though frequently tried to detan him and to engage him in conversation with a view, of course of finding out something about one of the strangest characters it has been my fortune to meet. Of one thing feel sure: that not few editors who sec this sketch will at recognize in 1t fairly accu- rate description of "the immortal J. N"