The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1889-08-15
LOCAL NOTES AND NOTIONS.


it makes an undershirt seem small.
Pictures! Get the best, and that you
will at La Marsh's. 3tf
The aggravating song Of the de-
linquents: cove 'em, sweet owe en-"
Drink "Frui Miz" at Hurd's Foun-
tain. 48tf
A ship goes down when it strikes
the rocks, business concern when
it doesn't.
For fine Watch, Clock and Jewelry re-
pairing, go to Weiskopf Bros, opposite
Grant House. 22tf
There are 1900 persons of the
name of Smith employed in the
United States postal service.
-Carbolineum Avenaeius, the great
wood and stone preserver, for sale by Gilt
Star Paint Store.
i "Che Man." the Chinese dwarf,
the smallest lilliputian on earth, aged
fifty years, is so small that one can
cover him with an ordinary plug hat.
ALI parties using homeopathic medi-
cines can get book free by calling at the
Corner Drug Store. loft
Husband (getting ready for the
theatre)-My dear, what in the
world are you taking that newspaper
along for? Wife (coldIy)-To read
between the acts.
Cremation plan. Burn the potato
Guaranteed the best. j B. Starkweather Il
Co. 3tf.
Abraham Lincoln was the tallest
President in this country, namely, s
feet a inches; Martin Van Buren, the
shortest, barely s feet 6 inches. Ben
jamin Harrison is shorter still, his
height being feet s inches.
Eds Liniment does it Cures Curbs,
$5plints, etc, and all other punches on hor-
SEES that any liniment will cure. Sold by
StarkWeather & Co. 3tf
Biblical names in the new admin
istration: Benjamin, President; Levi,
Vice-Prcsident: Elijah, Private Sec
rotary; Benjamin, Secretary of War;
Jeremiah, Secretary of Agriculture;
James, Secretary of State.
Leach & Lamb have the retail agency
for the Scotford Rubber Stamps. Any one
wishing anything in that line should call
and get prices before buying elsewhere. loft
In Warasdin, Croatia, mother of
III years gave away her maiden
daughter Of eighty-three to a tram
way conductor of forty six. The
elder lady Of the two was III ecstacy
of delight at having lived to see her
child married.
Smokers, there are great many So
called best SC. cigars, but for a genuine i'm
ported Long Havana Filler, no adultera
ton, drugs or artificial flavor, the old relia-
bic "Warbler" cannot be beaten.
25tf Fl. ANDRE
1t has been suggested that when a
national flower has been selected we
ought to have q new national bird,
"beCause the eagle is not essentially
United States BIRD" We are not
away up in ornithoIogy, but if the
mosquito Is an American citizen of
the essential degree, we should like
to put him in Nomination.
Now we have it, Rose Leaf Jelly, a
beautiful preparation for the skin. Cures
all eruptions and roughness. No oil, no
grease. Will not soil silk or kid. Made
and sold only by Starkweather & Co. 3tf.
We read about 1000, 900 bushels
of WI aat, but few people realize
what asst amount it is. But if
100000 bushels of wheat we're
loaded on freight cars, 500 bushels
in a car, it would fill train fifteen
miles long. If transported by wa
gons the line of teams would be 142
miles long. And yet we consume
and export more than 100000
of bushels of wheat annually.
We have no Watch Club, but will sell
you fall jewelled Rockford movement
with gold fitted case, warranted for 20 years,
for $23.75-$8.25 cheaper than club rates
52tf WEIsKOPF Bros.
In few weeks the postage stamps
are to be changed in color and size
The Colors will be as follows One
cent, ultramarine blue; four cent,
chocolate; five cent, light brown; six
cent, vermillion; ten cent, melon
green; fifteen cent, steel blue;
thirty cent, black; ninety cent, Or
ange; and the old two cent stamp
will be cut down about one-third
smaller and be of metallic red or
Carmine color.
What is the use Of sending your laun-
dry out Of town when there is a good steam
laundry at home? Prices as low and work
just as good as in Chicago.
IF Grant HOuco