The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1889-01-10
she isn't an angel.
she isn't . goddess.
sac isn't q ny. . rose or a pearl.
She's slhpfy what's swsstsst
Comnief.saf and noat.st


dear little.
Queer little.
sweet little girl
tAnd that's enough.l
The anodyne and expcc.orant for
the cure OF colds and coughs and all
throat. lung, and bronchial troubles,
is. undoubtedly, Ayers Cherry Pee
torial Ask your druggist for it,
and, ut the same time, for Ayers
Almanac, which is free to all.
A Harrisburg dispatch gives this
information The Pennsylvania
Fish commission is now ready to
receive applications for brook and
California trout fry. Parties de-
string to make application [for pub
lie streams only will address these
commissioners II. G. Ford, No.
1923 Vine street, Philadelphia W.
l.. Powell, Harrisburg; H. G. Demut,
Lancaster; s. b. Stillwell, Scranton
The survivors of the l50th Reg,
p. V. l., Bucktails) will find II mine
of information aud pleasure in the
book recently published by Rev.
Harry NJ Keiffer, of Easton, Pa,
entitled "Recollections of II Drum
mer-Boy.' The book contains over
five hundred pages, aud is proflso-
ly illustrated. II gives II full account
of the eregiment from the time of it's
organization to the close OF the war,
and is replete with incidents por-
trayed in the most graphic style
Price $3.50. Address, II. NJ Keiffer,
Eston, Pa.
The editor has been appointed
additional transcribing clerk by
speaker III. X. Boyer. This il the
ilrst grst-class appointment that Sny-
der county has ever received from
the Legislature. SeiiasgrO,R Trib-
u,te.
We congratulate Joe on the mp
pointment, for 500 take is rs good
for printer as foranybody else, but
III sentiment it is returning to the
past ages when laws were either un-
written or represented by hero
glyphics, for, if Joe is TO transcribe
with his own hand any of the laws
to be passed by this Legislature no
body would pretend to- read them
after thcy are cold.
Kissing is Of no modern origin.
Our Observation-Disclosures distinctly
recollect that il was as near To per-
fcctiou in their ghlhool days as
now, Kissing has been handed down
from generation 20 generation and
there are no fears, but the present
generation will transmit it t6 pros
perity
1t seems kissing was invented in Il
perfect state, for, with all the prac-
tice it has met with, no visible im-
proyemcnt is apparent A kiss ofS
ten times speaks the outpourings of
Il loving heart Mt others it is but II
cloak to hide hypocricy.
\ lovers Kiss coming from II pure
and devoted heart, thrills the soul
with that ecstatic rapture known
only to the experienced. 1t gener-
ally affords girls much pleasure to
kiss little boys, and large ones in
proportion.
The following, from one of our ex-
changes, so fully and clearly express
es our views on the subject, that we
copy it without comment You have
an undoubted right to stop news
paper when you feel disposed, upon
the payment of al Averages. Do
not hesitate to do so on account of
tenderness" for the editor. Don't
you suppose he would quit buying
sugar of you, or meat, clothing, dry
goods, etc, if he thought he was
not getting his moneys worth, and
why should you not exercise the
same privilege with him And
when you discontinue paper, do
so manfully. Don't be so spiteful
as to throw it back to the postmas
ter with a contemptuous, II don't |
want it any longer ~ and have "re-
fused" written on the margin, and |
have the paper returned to the edi |
tor No gentlemen ever stopped it |
in that way, no matter if his head is
covered with gray hairs that should
be honorable. If you do not longer
wish to receive newspaper, write a
note to the editor like a man saying
so-and be sure that arrearages are
paid. This is the way to stop
newspaper. |