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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30

will sell at auction, on the premises, on
TUESDAY, JUNE T. 1889,
AZ O'Clock p. N. the two DESIRABLE "CLYDE
ROW HOUSES Nos. i01 and I03 the former at
the southwest corner Of Cary and Adams and the
otuer being tho adjoining house. both having SIX
rooms besides tho cellar.
These HOUSES rent vol and will prove very
good investment property, or would make good
homes fer persons wanting a snug house in
convenient location.
The owner has need for money, and therefore
expects TO sell at far less than value. 50 be
there ana got one or both Of them.
Terms: Liberal, and at sale.
n. w. BOWIE,
myD AuctiOneer.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30
DEPARTURES OF sEEAMBws.

Tickets can be obtained al A. W. CAREERS, 100
Main street. ChesApesKe and ohio and Rich-
mond and Petersburg depots. and az companys
ocices, 1901 Main street, and wharf, Rockets.
Freight forwarded and through bills Of lading
issued for points beyond New YORK..
Freight received daily until hour Of sailing.
Passengers leaving Richmond on MONDAYS
TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS. THU RSDAYS. and
SATURDAYS by tho Chesapeake and Ohio rail-
way (rfG Newport News ass A. NJ. and $50 p. w..
and by Richmond and Petersburg railroad same
days. q. $40 A. NJ, will make connection at
NORFOLK with steamer leaving those daya
GEORGE W. ALLEN & CO. Agents,
No. 1901 Main street and
40 -
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30

WEISS rs. HoBBs-IS TIE CLERKS OFFICE OF
GREESEsvILLE CIRCUIT COuET. SAY Q, 1888
The bond required by the decree IN the cause
shove referred 10 has been executed. Testc:
my 2i-l0t (. l.. TURNER, Clerk.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30

NOTICE.-HAYING LOST A NOTE
~ dated April II, 1879, for one hundred and
eighty-hye dollars lsisa). drawn by s. @. Fair
bank ana payable 20 fovhatan Taylor, the pub
lie are hereby warned not 10 trade for or cash
said note. j. w. S1UTHWARDS DETECTIVE
AGENGY. fnseta~-h~s-s T---l~- oa-as
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30
COMMISSIONERS SALE
~ OF
VALUABLE RIVER FRONT,
LYING BETWEEN THE CITIES OF RICH
MOND AND MANCHESTER,
AND OF
THE MANCHESTER SIDE

By virtue Of the decree hereinafter mentioned
I will proCeel 20 sell % tho highest bidder az
public auction. on the premises, on
WEDNESDAY, JUNE >, 1889.
at 12 O'Clock n. the above XIV Err FRONT, being
O part OF Falls Plantation. a strip Of land on
James river, commencing a. or near the Dunl ~
& McCsnce NILS aud EXCEEDING % the Richmond
and Danylle railroad wharf. and bounded on the
south by the track Il The Richmond aud Danyila
railroad aud on the north by James river. This
land WAS formerly owned By Jcseph Marx, 60
ceased. and Is designated Oh plat Of Falls Plan
talon. with deed from MARKS executors %
Charles Marx. as Lots X, !, and 4. A plat OF he
property can be seen at any time al theauc-
tioneors' Office and on the premises on day Of
sale.
Tho attention OF investors is invited 10 this
property, which must IN time be very valuable
for dock, wharfage. or manufacturing purposes.
TERMS: one fourth cash. balance in six,
twelve, and eighteen month";, with interest, and
title retained until all the purchase-money IL
paid and a decd ordered By the Court.
JAMES c. LAMB,
Special Comm s-iOner.
j. THOMPSON Blown & CO., Auctoneer.
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| TLANTIC COAST LINE

RICHMOND AND PETERSBURG RAILROAD
TIMETABLE.
Commencing SUNDAY. Aay - iss3 a. 3D.
NJ, trains on this road will run az 'OllOss-
TRAINS SOUTHWARK.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30
REAL ESTATE al PRIVATE SALE.

NOR SALE OREXCHANGE FOR@
Il CITY PROPERTY. a NALUABLE--
FARM OF 2l2 ACRES in Albomare county, Va.
one and one half miles from Greenwood depot.
on the Chesapeake and Ohio railway, and 10
miles from Richmond. Good Improvements.
Healthy nsighborhood. For further Information
apply 10 DAVID FUNsTES, IL north Eleventh
street Richmond Va my 2J-l3t
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30

WANTED, APARTNER WITH $500
w 70 engage in a Eell-established business
IN Southwest Virginia. Address {. r., this Oh
fee. my 3U-2t
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30

RICHMOND BANKING AND INSURANCE COMPANY,
PLAINTIFFS. AGAINST MARX AND AIS. DEFEND
ANTs-IS THE CHAscERY COURT OF THE CITY
or RICHMOND.
1, Charles w. Goddin. clerk Of said court, GER
THY that the bond required Of the special COM
missioner by the decree OF said cause OF May
9, 1859, has been duly given
Given under my hand this 18th day Of Nay,
1882
my 20 CHARLES W. GODDIN.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30
NORk-RIVER LINE WA WIS
4 POINE.
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.


The favorite route % Baltimore. IhestsA'ns1
on thls nno are models Of beauty. elog,u 20, Is IA
comfort Leave Richmond 1922 p. Al. AID "a ID
7. 81: arrive a. baltimore $50 4. ST.; lesfs
Baltimore isily except sunday a. p. NJ. q.
rive al Ricamoud 'F9) A. =. and l1f) A. Y.
Fare Richmond 70 Baltimore. flrsi-llass. 8
sec0ud-class ti.5l
The York-Riye Line aHoris superior afal-
tages - busiuess-meu In enabling then % .raf1
Richmond near tho close OF ths days Irlls-
action, aud arrive AZ Baltimore early next mora.
ing, after having enjoyed delightful o.s.tt
rest free from the dust and mo!so Of rAi.sty
travel
WEST POINT ACCONMODAIlON
Leave Richmolf Cwenty-lhiri-
Street depot OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 1853 A. T.
Arrive Richmond llwenty-ihird-
Street depOD ......... ....... 80 R. IT,
'Daily. tDaiy except sunday.
Depot and ticket-Onl'e Foo. k.rglnis s'r's-
Uptown ONCE Corner ientn and Aa.a I. .''A
JAS. T.. TAYLOR
General PAsselg'~ AfH-~
j.. = iOIle.
Division Passenger Ar.I
klcIIOll "a
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30
AUcrroN sALxs-r.surs pays.

BY L. Adsmson,
Real Estate Auctioneer and Insurance Agenl
sisHuIl street. Manchester. Va
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30
TRUSTEES'AUCTION SALE

~ IL -. tuhulu ~ ",
Real Estate Auctioneers,
No. l north Tenth street
UNSATISFACTORY SALE
TWO FRAME DWELLINGS on SOUTH SlDEOF
CEDAR STREET BETWEEN SEVEN
TENTH AND BUCHANAN
STREETS.
WITH LOTS FRONTING TOGETHER 4S FEET
AND EXTENDING BACK 132 FEET.
By virtue Of two deeds OF trust dated respoc-
tiveIy Decom Der 6, 1857. and Nsrch 30, 1888. and
recorded In Deadlock 1874 c. page % and Deed
Book 1874 c. page 396. in clerks Office Richmond
Chancery Court, and at the request OF the bene-
fciary. default having been made in payment OF
debts therein secured. We will sell by auction, on
the premises, on
THURSDAY. NAY 30. 1889,
ct 81 O'Clock p NJ. TWO FRAME DWELLING
HOUSES located on Cedar street between sew
enteenth and Buchanan streets. IN the city OF
Richmond. This property Will pay as an invest
mont and parties seeking investments or homes
should attend this sale
TERMS: Cash for expenses Of sale and 10 pay
the debts due. sS2267, and balance on terms an-
nounced q. sale. JULIUS SIRAUS,
x. Il. CHAftiN.
". J. WESTWOOD.
Trustees.
Sale by R. B. CHAPLIN CO.. Aucioneers.
my25
POSTPONRMENT.
To-day being Memorial day, the above sale Is
postponed until
TOMORROW FRIDAD
at same hour. my 20
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-05-30

By Thompson Brown & Co,
Real Estate Agents and Auctioneerl
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
Death of aa>Amorlcan King.

1t is stated that President Cleveland
has been officially advised of the death
OIL the only King upon tho American
hemisphere, George Frederick Augustus
Handy. His subjects consisted of fow
hundred Mosquito Indians on the north
coast of Nicaragua. His grandfather
was tho immediate subject of the "Mon-
roe doctrine" and it was mis- establish
ment upon throne that called out tho
celebrated protest from President Mon
roe. George Frederick Augustus Handy,
ms we'll rs his father and grandfather,
were crowned under the auspices OF tho
British Government and have always
been recognized by it as genuine Kings.
When the Spaniards conquered Ameri-
ca they were never able to subdue the
Mosquito Indians, and in the days of
the buccaneers the Mosquito coast, rs it
IS called, was the favorito haunt of Eng
fish pirates and frccbooters. Tho ma
tivcs killed all Spaniards, but welcomed
Englishmen rs friends, and in 1926,
after the Central and South American
colonies became independent republics,
England had Robert Charles. Frederick
Handy, hereditary chief of the Mos
quitos, crowned us King, with n protcc-
toratc from her NIajcsty's Government.
There were volumes of correspond.
encc between our Government and
Great Britain written on this subject,
and the result was that England with
drew her protcctorato and the republic
of Nicaragua agreed to pay the King OF
the Mosquitoes $4,000 year pcrpctually
for the use of the harbor of Grcytown,
which is the only port Nicaragua has on
the north coast, and there the proposed
Nicaragua canal is to enter tho Atlantic
on tho cast.
The successor of Richard Charles
Frederick Handy, the first King, was
his son, George Augustus Frederick, and
the late King is his nephew. Hc was n
drunken, worthless follow, and his Gov
crnmcnt was managed for him by an
American from New Orleans named
Cuthbert. as The Republic of Nicara-
qua has long ceased to pay the annuity,
it is not probable that there will be any
strife over tho succcssorship. Fran
cisco CIyOuicie
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
A Dcep.Lai Scheme.

essay, young fellcr," sa:d Johnny
Swisher to the gentleman who was cali
ing on his sister, Did you notice me
rush into the parlor tonight, whcro you
and Lizzie was sittin' and say; ''I'm very
much obliged to you. sister Lizzie, for
sewing that suspcnder button on so
nicely just like That. And then sis
got red and looked confused, and said
oughtn't to speak of such things before
company--did you notice of itr'
"Oh, yes. 1 remember the little Incl
dent very we'll"
"Wcll, l just thought I would step
around and tell you that thorc wasn't no
snspender button scwcd on nor nuthin'
of the kind"
"What do yar. menn'"
"Why, ! was to ees'.- aaIerrit af ffsazasSS
ing in and saying that, and whom asked
for the money she said she didn't have
any change. AS l rather looked on it as
q cash transaction, and as you always
treated mo purity good, / thought I'd put
you on to tho scheme and maybe it would
save you trouble in the future"
And the young man thoughtfully put
his hand into his pocket and gavo
Johnny half dollar Merchant irar.
eler.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22

swnrtlly face. She wore aSdingy, nom
doscript robe. She spoke in mystic
phrases, although her onunc.ation was
distinctly cockncy. She was shrewd
creature, and many of hor prophecies
were startling because they indicated a
knowledge ofthe person under considera.
ton. The Misses Evarts were with
bovy OF girls who visited the gypsy queen,
with Mrs. Harrison as chaperon. 10
was all for lark, and tho surmise is that
ono OF tho jocoso maidens found oppor.
tunity to give points to tho witch. Any
now, she knew things about some of them
and used her information quito worldly.
Whom 1t came Mrs. Harrison's turn tho
gypsy took her hand, examined its lines.
gazed INTO her face, and said:
I'm the third generation 1t shall come
to YOU" - :. =.
Being asked what she meant she talked
vaguely, but reiterated prediction that
something fortunate was going to hop,
pen to tho lady something that would
DO repetition of events that had oc.
Cured in tho family two generations
previous. The Misses Evarts arc not
supernaturalists, however, and thoy sup.
pose that somebody, recalling tho Prcsi.
oehcy OF tho first General Harrison.
prompted tho fortune teller to mako tho
point which sho did 1t must stand his.
toricaliy, however, as n sort of prophecy
that will be fulfilled when Mrs. Harrison
gets into tho White House as its mis-.
trcss.- Chicago Herald.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
His Lost Trsnsurc


1t was bobtail chr, pretty we'll filed
A boy with stack Of hat boxes under
his wing had just had dino changed
by the driver. He WINS about to take
his scat when he suddenly became
greatly excited, and dropping on his
knees, began to grovol among the Stats
on the floor of the car, which the railroad
companies would seem TO have provided
with the express purpose of entrappinp
into their own Golfers. the coins thai
chance to escape from slippery fingers.
"Poor boy, he has dropped his nickel p,
was tho thought that duplicated itsolf
down the TWO rows of passengers, and at
once each body was bent forward and
all eyes were fastened on the floor.
"Hcre, perhaps you can get it up with
this, said cape coated dude, offering
glove bnttcncr.
TRY this" blushingly suggested an
elderly damsel, as she took hairpin
from over her ear.
'T'd stay in the cor till it got back to
tho depot and make tho company re-
fund.- exclaimed equity looking party
whose foot the boy had stepped ON II
some Of his wild skirmishes.
"Take up tho whole piece,n advised +
man who was sitting at the other end o.
the car and whom proceeding woult
not in the least incommode.
This idea was at once acted upon, en-
forcing a general uprising on the part o
no less than eight passengers. The boz
made ON eager plunge forward, re-
captured a wad of chewing gum ant
betook himself discreetly to tho rca
platform with an air of supreme content
-Ne,o YORK. Arcosy.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
W0MAN'S WORLD.
PHEASANT LITERATURE FOR
FEMININE READERS.
Eight Women Fnrmors.

Eight sisters who 1.-Two with their wild
owed father near Belfast, Me-, carry ON
tho farm work.. including the care of
several COWS, a horse, four oxen that arc
Fever yoked, from 500 to 500 hons.
hogs, brood of ducks and thirteen
cats. They got up their own wood in
winter, ut which season only two of
them arc at homo, tho others being om-
pioyed In Boston, where two of Them
arc teachers in the public schools, All
spend the summers at home, and en;oy
themselves, as we'll as carry on a good
iarm business. The reason given for
the Keeping of tho oxen, for which there
is no work, is that tho sisters raised tho
calves and hate to part with them for
oeof.-Netc York Telegram.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
A Name for tho BABY.

"My dear, have been reading up
within the past week and think have
name for the baby" said Mrs. Green
ing, as her liege emerged from his bath
this morning.
"You have, chi What. is it2n II
III read that Phebus, tho god of day.
comes up bright and beautiful in the
morning; that he lights the world; that
without him"
Now, look here, madam; let's have
no foolishness here. You can't call that
child by any such name Did Phrbus
of history yell from IL p. N. to o A. NJ
and internationally from to q o'clock9
myself am doing the god.of-day busl.
ness in the matter of getting up, and Pm
not dividing honors. II you want q
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
DOES Any one Isnowa-

DOES any one know what's in your heart and
mine,
Tho sorrow and song,
II ne demon OF sin and the angel divine,
The right and the wrong;
Tho dread of the darkness, the love OF day.
Tho ebb and the flow
sof hope and'of doubt forever and aye.
Does any one knowi
Does any one dream of the love that Is yours,
The heart that is mine;
Tho depth and the width Of the cup which
each pours
OF richest red wine:
sof tho hate that is dark as the midnight OF
grief.
The anguish and woe,
7Tbe doubt clouds of hating and blind unbe-
lief.
Does anyone knowi
docs any one see what we have In the heart
To love and to hato;
sOt lifes every motive an intricate part.
OF chance and of fate;
The mem'ry Of kisses, OF starlight, of songs,
VI roses and snow,
'of women's sweet eyes, of prayers and of
wrongs,
Does any one knowi
Does any ono hearken to music of bells,
And the sigh of the sea,
And the whisper of woodlands that murmurs
and swclls
For you and for mo;
The sound of fond voices TINT over respond.
In tones soft and low,
To the prayer We are breathing into the te-
yond,
Does any one know.
Macon Waterman, in Omaha World.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
Chcap ShoppIng.

Mrs. Differs (rcading)-"An elegant
winter wrap. the latcst Paris style, can
now be bought for SO"
Mr.. Bliifers (grcatlJ interested)-
"Does it say anything about the price of
ovcrcoa!s"
Mrs. Differs docking over tho paper)
"Ict me sec. oh, yes; here it is. go
to Cheap Johns Celebrated Mislit En-
porium for nh overcont, elegant garment,
price So, worth SO. Also freshly assorted
stock second hand goodu, slightly sclcd,
neatly patched, SIS. Dcar me! How
cheap things are nowadays Just think
A wrap for me and an ovcrcoat for you
can be got for $7e. "-Me,o York Weekly.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
His Opport,1nity.

Mr.. Hankinson and Miss Kajones
Enthusiastically joining the rest of tho
company in the requesO shall be
delighted to hear you sing, Miss CARING
house."
Miss Clearinghouse (seating herself Mt
the piano)-"What shall sing2 Tum-
ti-tum. HIM. Thre c.. @ fishe-e-rs went
SIGNALLING out into-o-o the west, Out
into the we-e-e-st, as the su-u-u-n went
down, etc."
Mr.. Hankinson (fcrvently)-"Now
that have the opportunity to speak tc
you at last, Miss Ka;ones -Laura-you
will listen to me, will you not. while 1
tell you of the deep and earnest love
have so long felt for you, etc., CAi-ago
Tribune.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
Too Ilnner hy HnIf

Good-looking Cannibal lin side show,
to susceptible spinster)-"chaly moo
-po, po-wanga -recski- cutaguol-mo
molly you"
Old Maid (blushing, to lecturer)--
"Toll the gentleman that this is very
sudden. lam wholly unpropared for such
an offer. Really, l must have short
time for reflection"
I.ecturer--"What do you think the
chief said, miss2"
Old Maid-"Why, sir, he made fair
proposal of marriage"
lecturer-"Indeed. you misunderstood
him. He said that you have passed the
pot-pie age, and that you would take toe
much boiling to be useful in his coun.
try.-Iime.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
An Interesting Controyersy

Bobby-"They were talking about
you last night, Mr.. Foathcrly"
MIR. Featherly-''Is that so, Bobby2"
Bobby-"Yos; about your boing
homcly enough to stop clock"
Mr.. Feathcrly (anxiously)-"Who sad
l was, Bobbyi"
Bobby-"NIa."
Mr.. Feathorly (much rcliovcd) -"Oh,
your ma And what did your sister
Clara sayi"
Bobby-"sho didn't think So"
MIR. Fcathorly-"Bloss hor-h'm-or
did sho think l was hnndsomcl"
Bobby ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
no; she said she didn't think you could
stop clock, but sho thought you might
mako it losc timo very fast. "-iEurper's
Bd<dr.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
An Intense Form Of Parental Rebuke.

Admission, Miss, has q primitive in
habitant, and he bears the melifluous
name Of Jack Mechanism. He went to
the police station to ask for the arrest of
his son. Henry, under the following cir
cumstanccs: He told Henry to take n
shoe off of one of his oxen. Henry pro-
ceeded to dc 80 ina manner that was
not satisfactory to the old man, which
made him angry. He then picked up an
ak, ON mischief intent, and Henry in
turn picked up q rock and threw it at
his father. The latter lodged the mis-
sile. threw the axat Henry, picked up
his gun and shot him. Instead of the
son being arrested Jack himself was
placed in durance vile, and he expressed
great surprise that no should not have
the right to pepper away at his son as
much as he pleased. = Times Democrat.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
A Suggestion.

EYES," said Mrs. DcPorque at social
gathering, 81 rcnd tho French authors II
great deal. There is one thing about
Them though that could never under
stand"
"What is that2" asked the gentleman
with whom she was conversing.
81 can't see" replied tho lady, "why
they don't write their books in, English
in the first place. 1t would savo the
translators so much trouble, don't you
thinkw -.Nerchant Irareicr.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
The Schools of Greccc

In considering the rural schools OF
Greece we must take into careful con.
sdcration the sparsencss of population.
There are about ., 600, 0J0 people classcd
as rural, scattered over 25,0O0 square
miles of territory. Scotland has about
the same extent of territory, and, out
side its cities, nearly tho same number
Of people. Within this region Greece
has about 1000 communal schools.
There is widespread desire to better
their condition. We have seen how tho
young men and women arc crowding
into the cities to secure the advanced
courses of study in the gymnasiums. the
normal schools. the Polytechnic, and the
University. They come largely from
strictly rural communities. They re-
ceive their inspiration mainly through
the medium of the communal schools.
Distant villages, rs we have seen, nre ac-
customcd to pick out their brightest
boys and girls and send them through
the normal schools, so that the people
may have better educational advantag cs
in the village itself.
The rural schools are taught some
times by men and sometimes by women.
Teaching is profession with them, and
hence we find symmetry in the develop
ment of each school, Whenever 1t is
possible, there are separate schools for
boys and girls in tho villages. Mixed
schools are generally taught by women.
The salaries paid women teachers with
certificates from tho Arsakcinn in Athens
range from $15 to $50 per month all the
year around vacations and all. The men
teachers, with certificates from the nor
NAL schools, receive from 500 to So n
months, vacations included. Wherever
you go in Greece to-day the schools are
more impressive than the churches, and
the school teacher in village is the in
tcllectual leader. The school-houscs as
a rule arc larger, more cheerful, and
better ventilated than the churches. =
Mtw York Pot.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
Took I'm his Sign.

A countryman went into store on
Michigan avenue and inquired:
Chow much for shoati"
"a shoatl What's that7" asked q
red.hoaded boy behind the counter.
.'Ono of dem leetlo pigs"
I.ook here" said tho proprietor
angrily, "this isn't butcher shop nor
o pig PEN"
"Dcn you tako down dem sign"
Tho'groceryman rushed out to look at
his windows. Only that morning no
had chalkod on q board, "Frcsh Smyrna
figs for sale horc.' Ho nearly tainted
whom no saw that some bad boys had
changed 1t to "Fresh Smyrna pigs. "
Dctroit Free Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-02-22
Not Rcduccd to Want.

Il desire to insert this small advcr-
tiscment in your paper tomorrow morn.
ing" she said.
This" said tho advertising clerk,
looking it over. will go among the
wants."
''liave you no wish column2"
"No, num-"
"Then, sir" said the young lady from
Boston, hnughtily, "you need not insert
it. l simply wish II situation us COVER
ness. That is all. 1t is not case Of
want. Is there any newspaper printed
IN English in this place2" Chicago zri-
Sunc.