The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1889-12-05
LIGHT AND GAY.

A mans wife presents him with
twins because she has two.
The most delicate constitution can safely
use DR.. j. H. McLeans Tar Wine Lung
Balm; it is a sure remedy for coughs, loss OF
voice, and all throat and lung diseases.
Straws up boys sleeve show which
way the cider-mill is.
Coughs and colds come unlimited, but you
can quickly get rid of these with q few
doses Of DR.. ]. H. McLean's Tar Wine
Lung Balm.
The statesman in his eagle fights of
oratory simply spreads his opinions.
Ifyou are suffering it'll weak or infamed
eyes, or granulated eyelids, you can be
quickly cured by using DIR. J. II. McLean's
Strengthening Eye Salve. Is cents box.
There is talk of the oyster getting
into Trust. Down with the oyster.
Take one of DR.. J. H. McLean's Little
Liven and Kidney Pillets at night before
you 20 10 bed and you will be surprised how
buo. yant and vigorous you will feel the next
day Only 25 cents vial.
Another man -of-war is stuck in the
mud. The navy is too ambitious-it
evidently wants the earth.
The dank and decaying vegetation Of
regions newly cleared of timber, exposed to
the rays of the sun, is sure to breed malaria
DIR. J. H. McLean's Chills and Fever Cure.
10y mild and gentle action will radically
cure. so cents bottle.
do you suppose Vassar girls sue
coed in after life, Mr.. Smarty ?"
"W by, of course. I heard of one get
ting married the other day.
There are many accidents and diseases
which affect stock and cause serious loss and
Inconvenience to the tanner in his work,
of Dr. j. III. McLean's Volcanic Oil Lini-
ment.
Edison is reported as saying
that the world will soon be zone
vast ear" Perhaps this is the scienti- ]
fic method of calling the world an ass.
Life will acquire new zest, and cheerful
ness return, if you will impel your liver and
kidneys to the performance of their func-
tions. DR.. j H. McLean's Liver and Kid
ney Balm will stimulate them to healthful
action. $l.OO per bottle.
When a couple of Emperors EN-.
brace erch other, and then run home
anc order 100000 new rifles, it is an
earnest of peace that is entitled to the
respect of the public.
Sick headache and a sensation of oppres-
sion and dullpess in the head, are very COM
monty produced by Indigestion; morbid des-
pondency, irritability and over sensitiveness
Of the nerves may, in a majority of cases,
be traced to the same cause. DR.. J. II.
McLeans Liver and Kidney Balm and Pill |
lets will positively cure.
Young Farmer (apologetically)-l
1 know I'm a perfect bear in my man
ners, Miss Edna. Sweet Sixteen (hes-
you're not; you-you
have never Rugged me yet!
The quality of the blood depends much
upon good or bad digestion and assimila-
ton; to make the blood rich in life and
strength giving constituents, use DR.. j. 81.
McLean's Strengthening Cordial and Blood
Purifier; it will nodrish the properties of
the blood from which the elements of vital
ity are drawn. $1.O0 per bottle.
In Ireland when a boy baby is born
q belt made of woman's hair used to
be put on him to keep the devil away.
When he got to be about nineteen
years old a belt with club was fire.
1uently used to knock the same fellow
out of him.