New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-04
THE TALK or TIE DAH.

Here are advertisements which have recently
appeared in the London papers: A young lady most
earnestly wishes 10 become acquainted with thorough
believers in SpIrituslIsm. No trifer need answer
"a young novelist wanted at once salary sbout
pounds Increase TO pounds. Hours good. Good con-
nectons Agents wanted 20 sell beautiful portrait
of the Right Hon. W. F. Glais tone, printed upon wood
emf down by himself "Young man wants secrcterial
epgagement with Literary Man. Qualifications: Con-
siderable ignorance, fair capacity for labor some
literary enthusiasm, and tho ability TO write short
hand.'
Bobby grew impatient at the table. He had been
,SaSR Ho 9s When anything was pssse to him The
older ones demanded so much attention that Bobby
: how can eat sparingy and say thank you IL ooht
get anything 'o-tBinghaulton Repuoheah
His Birthday roo.-Angnsnis mo longer the Young
Well there's one comfort they say az forty man
IS either a fool physician
Angelina NEARLY swallowing yawn)-And arc yoa
physician then!
AugIstiIs-No
Angeina-Ohl
Hell wash my hands of You forever.
Sbe-And let me suggest, George, mat you Also
change your cuffs.-tBuriingtop Free Prss'
The Au,erica animation Of England goes on. Tho
London Standard declares that In some mysterious
way mosquitoes have been introduced into the aghs
little ISLE and predicts that they VIII soon pecome
Navy but he will learn TO respect and iear QUIZ
mosquitoes.
Internationally stngy.-. Bromleya IL was "cAS
that newsboy found Your wallet, wasntt"
hss Won, ~ o nav ave the boy 3Ocsut piece
Why, bless my soul thought it was quar'@%
-crime.
The Princess Imperial OF Brazil has organized
corps OF negro troops whose Office IL Is 10 aos
Imperial guard As they are oil men OF gooo ena<S
tba ming f 4 a
10 be revised in Brazil
The amount OF postage that Is charged upon boom
is again being discussed, and II 4 20 be hoped ma
1t may come to something beyond moso SAA a cScau
postage as is ours the rate should remain 90 pgLe
w6eh ~, post Is seemingly so careless as It is about
boolSs.-(Boston Courier.
The Giant Diamond, lately discovered in Cape
Colony and now at the Paris Exposition, weighs leo
carats and IS valued at $3,0OOOOo. IL Is kept In
glass by itself and guardians stand around II ~
DAY. At night 10 is placed in big safe, which
similarly guarded all night. 1t Is said to DO OF tho
first water and as pure the famous Regent In the
French Crown diamonds. II Is for sale, and IL Is
confidently expected that some American In home
spun clothes and SLOUGH hat will como along ono Of
these days and buy 1t as pocket piece.
A young mau we'll known in society circles, who
| has a billiard room in the house, was one evening
teaching young lady in %aHm b ne %a' ss sswy
WsSf aU vsW the game but was sveny no.
greatly pleased with rs progress and soon came
down. Some OF the family asked him how tho
game was going on. and he said: :" The game 10 not
Going on at all. Uncle - is not playing at all
lie is just standing there holding Miss IS hand.
That's all he's doing, and don't think there's any
fun IN that sort OF game. "-(Indianapois Journal
Surgeon Parry OF the Medical Department OF India,
saws that he once the Jet black hair OF rebel
sepoy turn gray In half an hour through fright
caused by Judicial examination.
Dr. Evans the celebrated dentist II probably the
only American who can truthf,y boast OF having
| a profitable pull, In every court OF EuropA-ttrovf-
dence Journal.
The late John W. Bardsley, Of Philadelphia Is SAID
| to have spoken very feengly at his own funeral,
through the medIumshp OF an ex-Methodist minister
Black Ingratitude.- Mothor-Dar. pow. done tols
var NOT IA MAY wild dem white chlldens. Dcy kh
ali de ssses of yer bread, and den call yer niger -
| (Texas Sfdngs.
There IS q woman in westof England town who
makes a good living by killing cats She sdvertses
that II people who shout TO 20 away Tor inc
summer will send their cats to her she Will XIII them
with chloroform.
Rerln Judge the other day, when addressing I
loeIsmitb who appeared witness, spoke follows
" should have thought You would dissuace yonr WORE
men from going to law for such trlhe." witness
TS,t,s what / did / said: Children said l. the
clerk AZ the lawyers will take your coat ana the
,aver will strip on your shirt, and as for the Judge
| ~ man he'll skin you alivel' You SEQ y t1koo
sensbiy TO the folks like that, but IL was al OK o.
| use l--(Zetges