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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-06-08
To WOO SWEET SLEEP.
MANY SCHEMES EMPLOYED FOR
cONoUERlSG INSOMNIA
The disciplined Brains of Great Soldiers
The Hop Pillow of Our Forefarhers-A
Troubl.-Wet the Head

The disciplined Brains Of Great Soldiers
The Hop Pillow of Our Forefarhsrs-A
Plan Thai Would Cause Architects
Troubl.-wet the Head
II any unusually acute inventor could
tell US of an infallibie eontrivance for
going to sleep Just when we wish TO do
so there can he no doubt whatever OF the
substantial benefit which would thereby
be secured for mankind. Some fortunate
individuals, like Napoleon |. can com
rnand sleep the moment they lay their
heads on the pillows. others find them
selves all through life sleeping the sleep
Of the just every night. without difficulty
being experienced as to occasional wake
fulness. except when illness happens to
supervene.
The Duke of Wellington. who always
slept on a camp bedstead, had a maxim
that when man turned in bed it WAS
time to turn out anu here ii may he re-
market that great soldiers appear to be
peculiarly constituted in their power to
summon sleep at will. Possibly this may
be dti, to the habits Of discipline which
they have learned. They say To their
brains. Go to sleep, and at once the
word Of command is obeyed.
WITH HEADS TO THE NORTH.
We are all familiar with the stereo-
typed advice in cases of this kind to
turn the pillow" to think Of some
thing else" or to imagine and count
numberof mountain sheep going through
a gate Many Il time and oft has the too
wakeful brain worker attempted to carry
these and similar prescriptions into prac-
tice. usually with results disproportionate
to the efforts involved
1t may be said without much eXaggera-
ton that the man who can first imagine
a flock of sheep, then half open gate,
and then can force his hypothetical sheep
to 90 through one by one without crowd
ing or lodging or turning tail, is fit for
treason, stratagems or writing the sub
FINEST poetry He is no ordinary man.
and it is for ordinary individuals that
the saving prescription is required.
Among prescriptions of a more or less
o'il9iOiN hAAiN " ''i'' '''' SN'ii ~ '' ''N'A'
times proponndcd and actually put INTO
use for inducing sleep may be mentioned
the hop pillow. i'll which our forefatherS
had considerable faith, the narcotic es-
sential oil which produces the hop scent
being supposed TO he exceedingly sopo-
rife.
The hop pillow was used by George III
habituallv when that monarch suffered
from insomnia Then $. \. Ellis long
ago announced rs 4 grand discovery To
the Scottish Curative Mesneric associa-
ton that sleep was all II matter Of which
way ones head points
In certain direction the electricity of
the earth, which is supposed to flow be-
tween the poles, passes along the body,
and so tends to the enjoymcnt of rcpose.
Persons wishing to avoid sleepless nights
must therefore, Mr.. Ellis advised, always
sleep south by north, with their heads
pointing in their latter direction. and
they must most religiouslv avoid attempt
ing 10 siuhoer II tileir oed heS east ana
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-06-08
pIMplEs TO ScR0FUll.
A Positive Cure for every skin. Scalp
and Blood Disease except
Irhthyssi~.

Psos lasts = years. Head. Arms ans Breast
n solid seah- Bach Covered Win Sor~s.
Nest Doctors and Medicines fail. tnrsa
by Cuif.ara Renefies AT Goat of 500.
have used the euTscuRA REMEDIES With the
hf results. used tso BOTTLES Of the tOfis "a
REsoLFESr three boxes Of ct7ItcvBA, sna one
cake u CUTIcURA Soar. and am cured Of a terri
bic skin and scalp di.sase known az PSORIASIS. had
it for eight ears Is would get better and worse Al
times. sometimes head would be q Soho -eAo,
and was Al the time be gan the Of the cuficu RA
RFNEDI Ny arms were cove ed win scab-
from ny elbows slOalfers, nv breast va almost
solid sezb and ny back cosere'. win sores sars
ing In .,ze from penny TO dollar. had doetored
With all The best DOCTORS with no relief, and used
NAM different medicines sithcet effect My case
hereditary. and, began 10 think, ineqrao e,
but II began 10 heal from the nrst application OF
CUTittBs. ARCHER RI SELL, Deshler, Ohio
skin Disease q Years Cur~d.
AIN thankful 10 SAG that have used the CCTI
cUEA REMEDIES + r sbnut eigh' months with great
uccess, A. consider myself entirely cured of salt
rheali, from which have suffered for sis years !
doctors in the country, but found nothing that would
eject cure until ssed your remedies.
Mrs. A. MCCLAFLiN, Moretts, Mo.
The " orst Case of serofuIa Cared.
We have been selling your CUTICURA REMEDIES
for years and have te dr-t complaint yet receive
ula cured by the of i've bottles OF
CUTbURA kE>oLVhST, tCTfCCRA, ami CUrICURA
SOAP. TAYLOR SrAiLok, Druggists.
Frankfort, Nan
tutieura Rensdies
ure every specirs Of agoBki9g. hamiliating. i'eh
ing burning -caly. aud pimply diseases of the skin
-caip aud bond, Win los OF h ir from mpies "a
-erofuia eXcep, po,.ibls i'thyosi-.
sod tverywh here. Price. CUTiCUKA, SOC; SOAP
pc RESOLVE NJ, 81 Prepared by the POTTER
DKtG AyntHEMIcAL CnKroKAroS, Boston.
e. seud for How to Cure skim Diseases" q
pages. 50 iliu, raiions, and 100 testimo' als.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-06-08

Quite number OF American '4''' ''H'
Jersey4 we're transferred upon the books 81
The Association for Name partles dnnhg u'e
week ending May 70 lhese 'hei9'tn Tue
s~idleback ram East baii"'h % VI r.
Norctoss' East winthrop ana the iolio"'ns
COWS ami hsiit'' granger Lass ZOO &"
W Lang. Bo*foinham' to u W "h''e'
East winthrop Lady Duttoh E7i77' -
White East winthrop TO t r. tooo' south
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-06-08

DlMPi.k>. black hrnd-. red rough. cAappod and
IIW oils Kin prev rnIed by CrTllrEA Soar.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-06-08

TOR hALt-liouses in diff, .,r nart- Of III,
L city ranging in prize f. or tG'o 10 $500 A. .
good farms In this city ali elsewhere Apply at the
Office OF r.. 5. fhGG, A't'v IT law AT healer in
Vsui ESTATE ,.rI.,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-06-08

Pses lasts = years Head. Arms ant Breast
n solid s~ah. Bach Covered with Sor~s.
hest Doctors and Mediefnss Fail. Cured
by Gaiisura Resaefies AT Cost OF SS-so-
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23
The Newspaper Law.

The following is the law as il
stands relating to newspapers and
subscriptions:
/. Subscribers who do not give
express notice to the contrary are
considered Wishing to continue their
subscriptions.
?. Any person who takes n pa.
per regularly from the office,
whether directed in his name or
anothcr's. or whether he had sub
scril edsr not, irresponsible for pay
ment.
!. liza person orders his paper
ai,centinucd he must pay arrears,
or the publisher may c,ntinue i.a
send it until ravm-nt is made. aud
then collect the whole amount
whcther the paper is taken from the
post-oilice or not.
t. The courts have decided that
refusing to take newspapers or pc
riodicals fro " the pos' .otiicc, or re.
moving and leaving them uncallrd
for. is sprima facie evidence OF inten-
tlonal fraud.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23
Human Nature.


. On busy street corner,
There sa, an old man.
His clothing was none Of the best;
Aud he played on fiddle
A tunc-'twa~ n riddle
Which nobody ever has guessed
His hat for stray coppcrs
Rcposed at his feet. t1lf
II also has seen better times;
Bu, it served very well, a.
And INTO il fell
The good peoples nickels and
in dimes. f lsn
Who he was no one knew,
Nor did anyone care. 8.
lie Was looked at with wonder
and pity;
The type OF a class,
Which in numbers. alas,
Can be found in every great city.
One day they discovered him
Dead in his room,
Aud scwcd into the belt which
hc wore
Was found a surprise,
Which opened their eyes -
Some ten thousand dollars or more.
This tale has moral which ut once
You'll perceive.
lis that outward appearances often
deceive
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23
Luke Sharp.


Mr.. Robert Barr, the Luke
sharp" ofthe Detroit Free Press
IS humorous writer who has earned
y reputation second ouly to that ol
NJ. Quad, a sketch OF. whom wc
published last week.
Like NJ. Quad, Luke Sharp
was discovered" by the Free
Press. In 1875 lie was teach n ,
school in Canada. During vacation
lime, he, in company with friend
madca voyage in small sls ii from
Detroit to Buffalo along the south
shore OF Lake Eric. The trip occu-
pied a couple of weeks, and Mr..
Barr, under the nan de plume a
Luke SHARP" wrote several papers
detailing the experiences OF himsc'
and friend. and sent them 10 the
Free Press. The articles were
published, running several weeks,
and they immediately attracted wide
attention. being reprinted entire in
many other papers. Those who
were SO fortunate as to read them,
will easily. remember The exquisite.
side-splitt,ng style in which the ad /.
ventures and mishaps Of Luke
and his friend Mae" were chroni-
e.cd.
Luke Sharp was at once offered
a position on the Free Press staff,
and Inc has since written exclusive,
ly FOR that paper, dclighting thou
sands every week with his laugh
provoking sketches.
In 1881 Mr.. Barr was sent to
England TO establish the. European
edition Of the Free Press, and in
July OF that year the paper was is.
sued al 375 Strand, London, where
II is still pnbllshed with ever in,
ereasing success. Mr.. Barr spent
nearly three years 10 travelling over
the greater part Of Europe, wfiting
accounts Of bis journeyiDgs for the
Free Press II is his purpose to
spend several months during the
coming year III visiting other points
ofinterest ia the old world. and
readers Of the Ffes rress will
doubtless be treated to series Of in.
tercsting and humorous letters ia
his own inimiiable style. Luke
sharp IS a genial Scotcbman, q
young man OF the sunny side Of
forty; IN The opinion Of his many
friends bis best work is yet to come.
That excellent family paper, The
Det,oit Free Press aud the M.
VANCE vii both be sent FOR only
sr.6o for q whole year,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23


A young lady went into the Office
ot . literary magazine.
Il have a pretty story" she said
to the editor. at is striking and
s,rc,ly original"
Leave IL, the editor groaned.
LET me read IL To YOU.
Not If you value your lifer' the
editor exclaimed.
"Sirl"
~ said must go home to my
wife"
We'll, let me tell you part OF
the story. a young girl is working
IN a hat factory. Ore day shc stitch.
es her name in the hat ----"
And alterward meets the fellow
who buys the hat and marries him,"
tho editor exclaimed.
"Oh, no. That night the factory
catches fire and is burned up"
What. does no one rescue the
hat aud marry the girli''
mo"
Miss, your fortune is made. We
want everything you write. You
have done a great work for Amer.
lean literature. Arkansap Tlap-
eier.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23
Frank Lcslic's sunday srauazlng


For February contains several
exceedingly interesting and fincIy
Illustrated articles which arc bound
u attract nt cntion. In these
days OF Shakespeare controversy.
Mr.. Archof's What is Known
About Shakespeare" with its many
ia'thlul pictures, vii prove cspe-
e,a!iN valuable Walter Edgar Nc
Cann, writes u readable article about
Annapolis, Md, calling IL ~ Fin
ishcd City" Here, too. the Illus
,ra.ions arc OF actual scenes in th.
quaint old city. Emma RAYMOND
i'iimnn's Palestine; lis Social Con.
dition and Missionary Aspects /,
continues the record ol missiouarv
work. and the article and pictures
on "Sumtner Resorts IN Australia
draw striking contrast between
the snow aud ice oi our climate ard
the sunshine and flowers of the
Australians ~ tl.c same time Of the
year. The Home of jeanne dare
revivcs the memory of that heroic
g'ri, and 1.-TWO Famous Scotch Alb.
bcys' Will send readers to their
SCOTS novels to refresh their mem
orics. Besides these, there arc the
usual inStallmcnts Of stories, and
several beautiful poems, together
with n number of famous paintings.
which are always to bc found in this
magazine.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

West ~ Huntington trains run ~ Central
limo MAIN Line irnins cnst - ffn~ftngfnt
run hy Eastern tinc. which 10 one hour fas-
No. !. daily from louisville Cincinnati
ard Lexington 10 Wnshington and tho Fasi
and liichlu,n q. Solid train and Pullman,
fin'st tiuffet sieepag cars. f.lt
No. 2. daily except SUNDAY. The Satnrdu =
train RUS only ~ fl,raS clifton Fors.. psiIv
rx.ept rnudny between Clifton TOfge and
Old Paint
80 2, daily except Sunday Co washitrton
Leave Washington daily Pullman T.rIDr
CAR New York - Washington Nsw' Pull
man Bunci Sleeping cars Washington ana
ltichinond fu Louisville and finriunati
No. 1. d-ny cxcrpt SUNDAY. Pullman
Sles slug ears without cha, 20 Clifton Forge
ard White sulphur to Texingfon.
Nos He"d =, daily between Chiffon Forge
and A~hiaod
Oid Buufinion Steamers lenve Norfolk on
Monday Tuesday. Wed eslisy. Thursday and
SATURDAY 90 arrival trniu 80 pm; arrive in
New York next day afternoon
Tor rates Ticket. baggage Checks, apply
10 m once ~ q. 4 %. R'y; orD,pot or Tick
etOfiice or conne -ting iin,S
y. Y. ODELL,
General Manager.
III. w. FULLER.
Geu'i Pass'r Agf.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23
Getting Uneasy.

"What ~ the matter, Alfred
What do YOU find so interesting in
the river that you stare at it so
lixedl)w
"My wife Is in bathing. and took
a dive ffom that boat out there, aud
she has been under such time that
I'm getting nneasy'
"llow long has she been under;"
About three hours--it wasn't
quite 0 o'clock when She went in"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

An aged, inquisitive old gent
pokcd his heal into a printing Office
door. in the city, and asked, who's
dcadi' The man at the wheel an
swered, nobody that have heard
Of" The old gent then asked,
what IS this Grape on the door
forF' The boss thcn went out and
found that the ''dcyil'' had huEg the
job office towel on the door Knob
while he Chased lame pigeon up
an aiiey. Hef
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

a neiic Rives CHAMBER is dar.
ling, petite brunette. and was her
self the Barbara Of the "Qniek Of
tie Dead" The incident of her
rolling down from the top OF hay.
stack in that famous book. Vas sn
actual fact. She was fond Of such
giriish exploits " hen on her fathers
farm, in Missouri. She j. passion
aieiy fond Of dogs and always bad
eight or ten Of her own.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

"Look here, Matilda" said y
Galveston ladyto the coIored cook
you sleep rightclo-c TO the chicken
house and you must have heard
those thieyes'stcaling the chickens. -
YES, ma M, heerd dc chickens
hollcr, and hecrd voices ob dc
mem "Why didn't you 20 out,
thenf "Cnse, ma'am, | knowed
my old fadder was out dar. an
wouldn't hab him know l'se los
confidence in him for all de chickens
In de world -
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

"A traveller, who crossed the At
lantie, tells story Of storm, where
the rain poured down ia such tor.
rents that the ocean rose ten inches
"IbUe's no mistake" said he; be-
vide, the captain kept mark on the
side Of the vessel"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

a little boy Of -four was sleeping
with his brother, when his mother
said: why, Tommy, you are lying
right ia the middle Of the bed; what
viii poor Harry dor swell, ma"
he replied, 1IIarry's got both
sides"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

Ladies. skip this paragraph, it !,
only intended for men 10 read, and
we publish IL only because il Is i'm
poftant for men to know IL;
% ppsu Iou no pusls ol puu sitsJf
'Aoqsuos " ~ lss p.sus SIOUX On
'pvS1 ApuSiiB s.9us Ueod sIuL
'6uusd " els1ngo u5i aosuA i.sA 'Aog
:MDVs 10 PUN 1851 stl T9s 9us III
'@ouomo- mo ~ pnp IL9qs roo n0k1na
'AouN ol lou aqsno Sqs 5uIulsmos s,lf
'usUoA -spIoA suiqiSuv ~ SIsql d..
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

Father" said eobbler's lad.
pegging away at an old shoe, "they
say the trout bite good now" +"
well" replied the OLD gentle
man, "yon stick 10 your work, and
they Wont bite youn
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

1T was simply an informal affair."
wrote the editor Of a little straw.
berry party a. a neighbours house.
III was simply an internal affair"
read the ''intelIigent composition" :"
and the editor will never get anoth-
er invitation from that Quarter.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

Trains : aud run daily aud carry the
nn.st Pullman imffet ears between Louis
VILE. Warrington, Cincinnati aud R,ch-
mond
Nos. and 2run daily Except sunday.
FOR ini,rmatlon Ia regard tn tickets. rates
etc, eppi. - AGENTS, orwrite 10
Wv. MOSnoE, 0cnr Pn,s. Arr
=, Lexington, ~
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

An exchange ssys the editor Of
the Frankliu Ne,cs IS such lover
ofthe muse that he makes the fol.
lowing generous oder: Lame or
disabled poetry left az this office
VIII bc patched, half soled, re-
vamped, furnished with patent in
sides aud made as good as new,
while you wait"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23
Gcttiag at the Right.

peirslt tnee rresS.
Look ahcrc" he began, as h,
entered the Ninth Avenue Station
the other day, "has fcller- an,
right to kick my dogi'
"Wha, did your dog dor aske \
the sergeant.
Nothing"
Then he had no right"
That's whatl saw
did he do ANYTHING elsei"
y cs, he kicked me, but didn't
intend To say anything about that
What want to know, and whai
I've walked ten miles To find out, /,
II iellcr has tighi TO kick dsa
who amt doin' nothing but lying
behind a sto,ci"
"No, he has not"
h"NVell, that saiishcs me. sIt's
Just as ! thought And now il my
dog ever CONES back, and if cvci
get my eyes on that chap again. IN
ago ns TO prove that ! was right"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

Sriense IL 4 grand thing to stud
dy, but hen a man sets down in a
wash tub and expckis to lift him
self up blythe handles. be hsz IN
deftaken 2 kontrakt that science
kant help him 6ll
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

A poet anxioasIy asks ''Oh, pal
I'D brow. where has the spirit
gomez" Don't ask the brow. IL
your bottle Is empty, make inqui-
ries Of the forid nose. Il knows
where the spirit goes.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23
Not the Dog.

Detroit fr,e Press.
n sanitary officer who was sent
To a house on Catherine street To see
about savage dog who had bitten
ne'ghbor was met Ivy the allcga.
tion;
Dot dog vhas not SO dangerous
rs | vhas myself
But he bit a man"
"Of course he did, but do, vhas a
mistake"
allow"
"Nhcll, he pellets dot man vhas
going to bite him, und so he get in
der first bite. Lots of times II |
pellet some mans vhas going TO hit
me shunip in und knock him first.
Dot man vhas to blame, uud YOU
should go oop und kill him"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23
WHLI
yA- Printing.

Az kinds Of JOB Printing d"nc With u>a,
pes and 'ratsh Enc ~ prizes Us low as ce n
b. ado dod. 81 ft -lIS -
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

When ] was young man, says
Billings, n was alwsys in a hurry
20 hold the big end Of the log and
DO 81 thc lifting; now | am older. l
SEIZE hold of tie small end and do
al ihe gruuting"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

Little s.x.year.old was taking his
FIRST lesson ia addition, aud when
the teacher asked him, "lf ! were
20 give yOp two cats and another
aicc lady gave ycv two more, how
many cats would YOU thea havei''
be quickly replied, "Why. pretty
soon / wouldu't have any, for mama
would break their bccks with the
broom"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

The Missouri pigs are SO FAT that
in order to fnd out where their
heads are il is necessary to make
them squeal and then Judge BY the
eft4f.I
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23
The Ceredo Advance.
Republican paper Published every
"Wednesday by
r. II. McDos usal,
f.-e -fs A. ft.
crRE0o. W. VA


D. regular s1vert 'scrs ......
REGULAR ndvrrt's,.trcrts 81 more Than halt
sr-iEmn. quarterly in advance
frsrsicpi ads crsis, MEATS in a,,yrnre.
The Advance is shc medium through
vh'e Advorsssers onn reach tho pco,
pic OF Wayne County.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

They were talking about tbc
weight Of different individuals in q
certain family. and the daugbtcf's :
young man, who was present, spoke
up before he thought and said
81 tell YOU that Jennie amt ~
very light, either, though she looks
so"
And ihen he looked Suddenly
conscious, and blushed, and Jennie
became absorbed ia studying a
ehromo on The wall
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

The man who kant change bio
mind - a phool. and The one who
wont IL a bigger one.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

Adam had one thing in BIZ. favor.
Eve couldn't ask him y neither he
bad loved any other woman before
hs met her.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

a pretty girl don't objee, to re-
Elections on herself when they come
from looking glass.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

Bsgsrge Checked r. Az point.
W J ROBINSON, gen . Pass. a gent,
Pafkersburg, ". Va.
W. n OSBORN, southern Agf,
fOmeroy, Ohio.
FHRD uUsENAN, Trsyeiing Agent,
Wheeling, ". Va
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

We would just state to The parties
who stole FIVE chickens from the
ben coop Of the editor Of this pa.
per, last FRIDAY night, that ore young
rooster escaped their notice and
was not captured The above men
toned rooster has since passed n
bis cheeks, 50 q second trip for bis
capture would prove iruiiless. - Er.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

"NVhai game DO you scholars play
Tie mosts inquired one of The
school trustees. "liOOkcJ cried
Tie boys in rnisoa.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

Pncram1ias Gcading from the
Bible)-"IIonor your father and
mother and your years shall be long
IN the laud
Little Jenny--"Ma. Johnny's
donkey must have loved bis father
and mother awful, cause his ears
arc So long
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23
OHIO RIVER r. r.
TIME TABLE.

Taking effect Dec. 20, 1855. Passenger traiss
Will run - follows Central Time. All trains
daily Kept those marked thus 4 which do
'"h rnffs, snndsgi ~ "a Er
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

''MF. Brown, otmldni you give
me position Of some kind with
yousT t
"Ncry sorry--don't think there is
any vacancy iu my establishment"
"lt you have noihing else. employ
me as your advisor" fn
"Nery vel YOU can bcgiu hy
advising NC how ! can get rid oi
YOU
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

Face powder does not always
hclpa young woman to 20 OF
quickly IN the matrimonial market.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-01-23

N. N. & NJ. v.CO.

EASTERN DIVISION.
Short Line TO ST. LOUIS
and points West
Direct Connection Made IA
Louisville
Tor all roints.
WEST BOUND. EAST HOUND