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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

The train was within twenty miles
Of Jefferson City when he turned
around in his seat and asked: "S'pose
the Gunner will be in Jefferson City ?"
81 guess so.
"S'pose 1 kin git to see him? Thinl
Mike Fanning1l let me in ?"
Il presume So"
well, want to see him powerful
bad.
Anything wrong?"
well, I caIker1ate there is. Ny son
Bill is in jail"
Chats bad. What for?"
eur shoOtin' at a slku1e- teacher
who's bin and got a corner on all the
cider in our county, and is holdin' on
fur a rise.
"And what do you want of the Gov
ernor ?"
"Iwant Bill pardoned out, in course {;
but I'm kinder frustrated about how to
approach Gunner Francis. If he's
down on corners and likes cider and
carries q revolver strapped to him, I'm
all right; but if he's sweet on edeca-
shun, down on pistols, and don't keer
a cent for appIe-juice when he kin git
lager, then Bill can prepare to roOst
behind them bars for the next three
He saw the Governor. Bill viii
continue to roost.-St. Louis Maya,
zine
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06
BATTLEFIELD JUNK.
Virginia Farmers Finding 1t a Source of
Considerable Revenue.

Virginia Farmers Finding 1t a Source of
Considerable Revenue.
A quarter of a century has elapsed
since the war, yet many of the farmers
of Virginia are still realizing from
Yankee lead and brass quite a revenue,
says an Alexandria paper. Tt is the
children of these farmers living near
est the great battlefelds that bring to
light most of the buried relics of the
cruel past. Their tiny fingers, some
times in play, again with the hope Of
adding to the family Golfer, unearth
pounds of lead.
In strOllIng through this historical
town the writer came across a Veritable
old curiosity shop down by the wharf.
1t is kept by an old junk-dealer, who,
yielding to my desire for a glimpse at
the latest curiosity, brought to light a
big box which had just arrived from
the country that morning. There, in
reckless confusion, were bullets, mus
ket balls, old pieces of brass, epauIets,
sword hits, buckles and buttons, all
battered and bruised, and corroded by
the earth In which they had been bur
led for so many years. This box, the
dealer said, would weigh about $50
pounds, and was but one Of many that
he was constantly receiving.
From the midst of the debris but
ton was fished out upon which was
inscribed the arms of Vermont free
dom and Unity, showing that it had
belonged to some member of the first
militia that was mustered into service,
as the troops were afterward uniformed
by the United States. These war relics
come from the battIefields of Manassas,
CuIpepeF, fredericksburg, and the
Valley Of Virginia, and are sold simply
for their value In old lead and brass.
Occasionally an invoice of shells ar
rives, which throws the downtown
inhabitants into a state of consterna-
tiOn. Not so long ago quite q batch
of these wicked-Iooking things were
hustled out OF town by command of
the Mayor.
If the farmers we're wise they would
preserve the most interesting Of these
mementos, for there viii no doubt
come a time when even the most nsig-
nificant viii have its value.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06
The Way Papa Opened the Door.

A friend of mine was visiting in the
family Of a weII-known Maine man
not long ago. A lovely faxen-haired
child of 8 years, the pet of the family,
attempted to open door, which stuck.
She pulled and pulled, but could not
move it.
Oh i'll" they were astonisbed
to hear her say, as she gave a supreme
tug and the door yielded.
"Why, what do you mean, Maud ?"
exclaimed the Mortified mamma.
CHATS the way papa opens it, "
Journal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Hogan, Ohio, a man was arrested
for stealing a lot of tools from a mill.
One of the lookers-on at the trial rec
ognized a pair of boots on the prisoners
feet as his own. After the trial he ez-
amined the boots and proved his prop
erty. The boots were taken and given
to their owner and the sheriff went out
and purchased a pair of shoes for the
prisoner before taking him to jail.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

LORENZO ToNTI, a Neapolitan, in
troduced his system into France about
1850. A certain number of persons
subscribe to a general fund. Each
draws an annuity according to his age;
the annuity of the survivors increases
as each member dies. The last sur
vivor receives the total annuity during
his life. This is the general plan, al
tered and improved on since it was
originated.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

SENATOR SHERMAN has a finely
stocked library of standard books, but
he practices the theory of Gladstone:
NNever read a book till it is a year
old" He buys all valuable and rare
books on finance, and informs himself
of their contents. He knows the his
tory Of prices, and has a theory Of his
own about what creates values.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

MOST people think that rattIesnakes
are entirely useless upon the earth,
but the story told by the Athens, Ca,
Banner will set aside such a belief
There are places in South Georgia
where men extract oil from the rat
tlesnake and use it to cure rheuma-
tism. These persons Will give a negro
81 to point out a rattIesnake to them,
and then they kill it in a peculiar man
ner. They place a forked stick over
the snakes head, then put a cord
around it and strang1e the snake. This
is done to keep the snake from biting
itself. The body of the reptile is then
strung up and the oil extracted from it.
1t sells at g per ounce, and this in
dustry is very profitable one. The
snakes in that section are very large,
averaging five feet in length, and one
RATHER gives up a great deal Of oil. A
little negro once saw two rattlers lying
close together, and wanted to get the
money for finding them. It was a mile
to the nearest house. He was afraid
the smokes would crawl off while he
was gone, and so he took off his coat
and placed it between the snakes. He
went off, came back, and found them
still eying the coat. He had them
charmed. So the snake Is cultivated
down there as q profitable industry.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

In a new treatise on manures, Mr..
A. B. Griffths states that the process
of converting iron into Bessemer steel
results In the elimination Of a basic
Stag, containing from Il to 90 per cent.
of phosphoric acid. Reduced to an
impalpabIe powder, this Stag Is valu-
able plant food; and as manure, the
$50, 600 tons of the Stag obtained yearly
in England should produce at least
1000, 600 tons Of hay, or sufficient fcF
feeding $50, 600 head of cattle.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Might count on her for that.-Blifkins
Ito one of his fr1ends); ''Aliss Sumpkns is
a very sharp-spOken girl
His friend: eyes, 1t has struck me So
Blifkins: 'fDO you think she is a woman
who would make home happy?"
His friend: 81 cOuidn't say as to that's
but think you could count on her to make
it interesting"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

has had the position eight years, to my
certain knowledge, and it is but fair
that some one else should have a
chance. If it suits your pleasure, I
can give sufficient recommendations.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

The Boston Transcript gravely ad-
vises its readers not to pick up horse
chestnuts in the street and pocket
them. They may be horse chestnuts
that somebody else has loaded up with
rheumatism and thrown away.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

MILAN OBRENovITCH says that he
left Servia in order to teach his beloved
people how a crown may be laid aside
without repining.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

WHEN Lucy Whitaker, co1ored, of
Vicksburg, died, the other day, she
said she would haunt Frank Jones, a
recreant lover Of hers, all his life. He
has appealed to the courts for an in
junction to restrain her from going into
the haunting business, but the Judge
is inclined to regard the case as beyond
his Jurisdiction.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

IN countries where marriages are
regulated by love, divorces are com
mon. In countries where love is left
out of the question, and marriages are
regulated by the common sense of the
parents, marriage is not failure. So
says Sir Edwin Arnold
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Mrs. CHARLES KndLA, of Trenton,
Wis, recently presented her husband
with three fine girl babies, their com
bined weight being twenty-one pounds.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06
Letter Carriers CiviI-Serviee Exam,
nation.
InaTIOna

We understand that letter carriers
viii hereafter have to pass a civiI-ser-
vice examination in order to get their
appointments. We suppose that some
of the questions viii read as follows:
L. Have you cOrns? If so, state how
many and where situated 2. How
would you approach an unfriendly dog
3. Do you enjoy walking?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

ROBERT BONNER once paid Tennyson
$1,000 for a poem which made only
twenty lines in the New York Ledger.
This was at the rate of $3.50 a line,
which is a price that would almost
seem beyond the value of any written
production.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

GENERAL BOULANGER's recent defeat
has ended his career. It has discOur-
aged his bankers and he is out of
funds.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06
KANSAS

TEE pockets of the British infantry
coats are to be sewed up till the men
are on active duty.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

EIGHTEEN tons of steel disappear
daily on the single system of the Lon
don & Northwestern RaiIload through
wear and rust.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

In Paris the dramshops have in
creased from $4,000 in 1880 to $4,000
at the present time. The consumption
of alcohol has trebIed in the last thirty
years.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

MANY things are reversed in Aus
tralia. It is summer there while it is
winter in America. Trees shed their
bark instead of their leaves; fruit has
the stone or kernel outside; swans are
black; there is a species of fly that
kills and eats the spider, and a fish
called the climbing perch walks DELHI
erately out of the water and, with the
aid of its fins, climbs the adjacent
trees after the insects that infest them.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Mr.. BEECHER spent $3.50, 900 on his
beautiful Peekskil1 estate, Boscobel.
The executors of Mr.. Beecher's estate
viii sell it for one-third the figure
Mr.. Beecher used to say his potatoes
cost him 81 apiece.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

What did she AIean?-bIr. Braggit: why
It never tires me to sing
Miss Perte; ''What an exceptional person
you are, Mr.. Braggit."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

THE parents of Mr.. Koo, attache Of
the Chinese legation at Washington,
have written to him informing him that
they have selected a wife for him. He
has never seen his prospective bride.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06
A WOmAE's THOUGHTS ON EAN.
Becky Sharp a Type OF the Women
that Men Admire.

RON the time
when the small
maiden of five
discovers the haiI
sawdust compost
ton of her cher
{shed doll, down
TO the days of the
deceived and dis
appointed wife's
bitter awaken
ing, women learn
to see and keep
silence. The dis
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

THE average number of fires in New
York is $500 year, or about seven a
day. Of these, one-half are due to
heating apparatus, chimneys, stoves
and boilers, and the other half is due
to electric lights, gas. matches and the
use Of kerosene. The number of in
cendiary fires in year in New York
is about fifty.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

AFTER destroying a very large num-
Der of letters, Mr.. Gladstone has Sc
lected 10000 for preservation, and has
built for them a fire-proof room. When
his biographer comes. to overhaul them
he will find his work half done in ad-
vancA
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

1t takes married life to reveal the sublime
truth of proverbs. For instance: trouble
never comes single"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

president HARRISON learned his let
ters from Henrietta R. Giesy (then
Root. q governess for a year in his
fathers family in 1888 and 1889. Mrs.
GiesY now lives in Columbus, Ohio.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Somebody Rad Lied.
a traveller in West Tennessos had
just Gismounted from his horse, and.
holding the bridIe-rein, was leaning
against g tree, looking at the EsurIzy
Water Of bayou when q native came
s40uching along.
@Ahs said the traveller, "wilI you
please tell me which way this water
fows?"
Down stream. the fellow replied.
Yes, Of course; but which is down
stream ?"
"The way the water flows. I reckon.
Now, look here. my friend, you
ought to have more sense than to talk
that way"
"Yes, and you ought to have more
than to ask questions that way, too.
asked a sensible question.
sand give you q sensible answer"
No, you didn't"
"Then I reckon somebody had lied.
Just as you say"
%All right, much obIeeged to you fur
1eaYin' it TO me-. faint often SIGH
accommodating man as you air hits this
nelghborhoOd, and 1 am mighty glad to
meet you. Let me, see, I said that
somebody had lied, didn't ]? ?"
eyes"
"Ah, hah, and you lowed that it was
jest as I say? %
"That's it"
You're right. No, sub, thar amt
many accommodating men that comes
through this neighborhOod now, but,
law me, a year or so ergo, befO' times
got so hard, you could come along here
by the bayou and find a accOmmodatin'
man almost any time.
Why are the times any harder now
than they were a few years ago ?"
Wall, the Legislature got to BARN
down on US.
Sin what way?"
Wall, put dog tax on us"
"That made times hard, ell ?"
"Yas, fur it takes all we can rake and
scrape to pay taxes on the dogs"
How many dogs have you? ?"
Don't know exactly; some has died
lately and some strays have come in.
Brother Bill Is the one that keeps &C
count Of how many we've got, but as
he's down with the agy, we are Onsar-
tain about the number"
What do you want with so many
dogs"
''WaII, we've got so used to 'em va
KANT git along without 'em."
"How many hogs have you?"
Three"
''How many chickens 20
"Crowd a dozen pretty close,
reckon"
Glow many COWS ?"
Had one, but she died year befo
last"
Chow many horses ?
"One and a mule"
''But you don't know how many dogs
you've got ?"
''No, but Bill knows. Bills a putty
smart boy, he is. He's the only one
among US that's got any edycation-
needed it, you know, among the dogs. 5"
''HOW do you feed SO many dogs ?"
''Wall, we jest give 'em what we've
got, and eff they don't pear to be salts
fed we tell 'em to get along the best
way they ken"
''What do you raise mostly ?"
Gust one thing and then another"
whats your best crop 2"
'FWe amt found it yet"
"'COrn grows well, I suppose 2"
Sometimes it do and sometimes ii
don't. Pears to be just as the notion
takes it.
Glow much of a corn crop have you
got in this year 2"
''Ten acres, I reckon"
Glow many are there Of you in the
famiIy?"
s'OnIy one Of me; couldn't be two Of
me when I amt twins"
''Well, how many are there in the
family ?"
''Countin' the dogs %
ooh, no; brothers and sisters"
''Weu, you'll halter ak Bill, fur I
never WAS good in 'rithmetic. Say,
back yonder we sorter come to a under
standin' shat somebody had lied, didn't
we?"
eyes"
oval, than, I say that you lied,
Good day, sun. -ArEa2l8alv TraveEeT
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

The heirs of William Penn have be-
gun suit to regain possession Of a plot
of ground in the heart of Easton, Pa.
The plaintiff is William Stuart. who
lives on the Penn estates in the Isle Of
Wight. The property claimed is
valued at 100000. It was decided to
the city of Easton in 1853, upon eondi-
ton that county courthouse should
be erected thereon. This was done,
but in 1862 the courthouse was torn
down and the plot laid out as public
square. This is the ground for the
ejectment proceedings.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

A FEW days ago a lady who left Lin
coin, III, for short journey had her
purse and ticket stolen as she got on
the car, and the conductor dropped her
on the track between stations because
she couldn't raise 80 cents. There were
twenty-five men in the coach, and not
one offered her the insignificant
amount.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Professor young and Handsomely: 'sHIiss
Flirty, decline ''me.''
Miss Flirty: mo sir, accept you"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Teacher (in western schoOl): ''The first
boy that fires at me again with his revolver
shall take the back seat"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

IRELAND in 1879 had 5,265, 625 in
habitants, and the population just
made up for 1889 is but 4,777, 534. A
decrease like this is true of no other
civilized country in the world, and is
its own condemnation of the methods
of England's government of ireland.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

TIE fashion of this world passeth
away, and 1t Is not the outward scene
but our learning in it that Is to last Tor
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Man, ike the FIRE, is apt 20 torment Wos
man by going out at night.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

A woman may think man is q genius
before marriage, but she calls il by some
other name afterWard.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

He: "Dearest; what is your real opinion
of me?"
She: Don't ask silly questions You
i'll find that out so on enough after we are
srried."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

D'I think the world of that girl, Harry, In
fact, adore her, add don't know how to.
get over 1t. s'Why don't you marry heE2'"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

It seems that comic opera stars now dis
appear when they want to keep themselves
before the public.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

THE Library Journal says the fol-
lowing singular communication was
addressed to the trustees Of a certain
library: Gentlemen, L desire to make
application for curator of the --
reading-room. am aware that there
is no vacancy, but the present curator
is a single lady and can support her
self in various ways that I cannot,
hsving family 70 support; also she
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Misery may love company, but the com
pany doesn't generally return the cOmpli-
ment.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

The statesman, in his eagle flights of ora
tory, simply spreads his opinions.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

JULIAN STERLING, of Bridgeport,
Conn, lately had his eyeball removed
by a doctor to get at a cinder, and
while it lay on his cheek, insensate to
pain from cocaine, he could see his ear
with it.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Wild-eyed customer; 'Haye you any
goods made out of sole-!eather OF boiler
jrOn?''
Clothing Merchant; 'lyo sir; we don't
keep boys ClOthing''
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

What Jay Gould would raise If hs were
"a the horticultural Gne-water- millions.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Larkin: "Jaysmith's record is beyond
suspicion, isn't it?''
Maddox: Beyond suspicion! I should
say it was. We can prove the facts"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

yacht: 'FWeu, stood on the tack half an
hour-and won"
Rustic( Gin listening group; "By cracky,
you'd Oughter. I wouldn't stand on one
half a minute"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

A wELL-KNoWN woman of Racine,
Wis, recently underwent two surgical
operations with peculiar result. She
has been troubled with severe pains in
her left arm and right leg for long
time, and treatments by various physi-
clans afforded her no relief, Some
days ago she consulted DR.. Sem, of
Milwaukee, who opened her arm. He
discovered a needle imbedded in the
tissues and muscles of the arm, which
he removed. The operation afforded
the patient temporary relief, but pains
continued in the right leg. Dr. Sem
was again called and operated on the
leg, finding a second needle imbedded
in the tissue of that limb. The doctor
says the case is a peculiar one, espe-
ciaIIy so as the patient cannot imagine
when or how the needles entered her
body.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

The athlete makes practice of jumping
his spring board.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

SAMUEL KAUFFdAE, q York County
tobacco grower, has some leaves oyer
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

IT is said that when Captain Cook
discovered Australia he saw some of
the natives on the shore with dead
animal of some sort in their possession,
and sent sailors in little boat to buy
it of them. When it came on board he
saw it was something quite new, so he
sent the sailors back to inquire its
name. The sailors asked, but not
being able to make the natives under
stand, received the answer, "I don't
know" or in the Australian language,
Kangaroo. The sailors supposed
this was the name of the animal, and
so reported it. Thus the name of the
curious animal is the "I-don't-know."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

A business gagement.-securing the
matrimonial promise Of an heiress.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

The man who is hung may not be much
Of reporter, but he is successful In getting
the moose.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06
SDonEaneous CombusfI0E

From ali the principles of chemistry
spontaneous combustion is a possible,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

Her Theory. Amy (from the city, visiting
relatives IN the country: ''What are you
going TO have for dinner, Uncle?''
Uncle: ''COrned beef
Amy: FtCorned beer?'s
Uncle: eyes"
Amy: 81 suppose that resulted from the
bIacksmiths putting shoes on the COW that
didn't fit her"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

You may sing of the beauty of springtim
That giows on the cheek of the young,
But sing of a beauty that's rarer
Than any of which you have sung.
The beauty that's seen in the faces
OF women whose summer is DER,
The autumn-iike beauty that charms US
Far more than the beauty of yOre.
But this beauty is seen too rarely The.
faces of most women lose the beauty of
youth too soon. Female disorders are like
frOsts which come to nip the flowers which
betoken good health without which there
women would fortify themselves against the.
approach of the terrible disorders so preva-
lent among them, by using DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vOrite Prescription, their good looks would
edy IS a guaranteed cure for all the distress
ing weaknesses and arrangements peculiar
10 women.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-12-06

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, one a dose, Cure
constipation and indigestion.