The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1889-08-22
LOCAL NOTES AND NOTIONS.

the widows.
Pictures! Get the best, and that you
will at La Marshs. 3tf
"Nations move by cycles" says
Emerson. Boys move bicycles too.
Drink "Frui Miz" at Hurds Foun-
tain. 48tf
The GAINESVILLE street railway, cost
ing about $50, 900, is offered for sale
at $4,000.
For fine Watch, Clock and Jewelry re-
pairing, go to Weiskopf Bros, opposite
Grant House. 22tf
The difference between a young
wife and her husband is that her
first biscuit is apt to be his last.
-Carbolineum Avenaeius, the great
wood and stone preserver, for sale by Gilt
Star Paint Store.
1t is said by good authority that the
Chicago Times is now owned exclu
sively by Republicans. If so, it will
probably in time reflect the political
opinion of its owners.
AL parties using homeopathic medi-
cines can get book free by calling at the
Corner Drug Store. loft
4 South Carolina man who was
tracked by a bloodhound sprinkled
two pounds Of snuff on his track.
1t saved his trousers and cured the
dog of observation-disclosures.
Cremation plan. Burn the potato
bugs with Strictly Pure Paris Green
Guaranteed the best. J. B. Starkweather &
Co. 3tf
lola is said to be the best paid
novelist in France. Mrs. Humphrey
Ward has just been offered $1,000
for a story of $4,000 words, and
John Strange Winter refused an Of
fer Of $500 for his next novelette,.
Window shades made to order at Mel
ville's. 12tf
The Prince of Wales receives
from the British exchequer more
than $4,000 a year. the Duke of
Edinburgh more than $142, 900, and
the Duke of Connaught $I25,ooo,
The Duke of Cambridge gets
$4,000.
See Lentz & Funck's new WOODEN
YARNS, just in 12tf
America publishes more papers
than all the rest of the world COM
bined. Last year its 17,Io7 period
iCals printed the enormous number
of 2,959,556,5oo-enough to supply
every soul on earth with two news
papers.
All wall paper in stock closed out at
wholesale prices at Melville's, agent for
C. Whiting & Sons manufacturers. 12tf
Mrs. James Gallagher, a resident
of Brooklyn, began sneezing the
other evening, and she had got the
tally up to 2,o4o times when the doc
tors finally found a remedy. She
says she won't try again until some
female beats her record.
YARNS in all CoLoRs, best in Quail
TILES, lowest in PRICES. See Lentz &
Funck. 12tf
When Jacob Foss, a Green Bay
man, died a few weeks ago, eight
different men presented bills to his
widow, but she had a receipt for
each one in full. Her husband had
filed away matter of 1000 of them,
saying they might come handy some
day.
Eds Liniment does it. Cures Curbs,
Splints, etc., and all other punches on hor-
ses that any liniment will cure. Sold by
Starkweather & Co. 3tf.
Balloon express trains, bottled
electricity, monographs in daily use,
marvellously developed telephones,
and authoritative mind-readers fig
ure in "The Pendragon Trial. a
story of the twentieth century, by
Lynde Palmer, which is to be pub
ished in Harper's Magazine for
September.
Leach & Lamb have the retail agency
for the Scotford Rubber Stamps. Any one
wishing anything in that line should call
and get prices before buying elsewhere. loft
Sweet girl lin row-boat) -What
is this place in the back of the boat
for?
Nice young man-That is to put
an oar in when you want to scull the
boat. Rowing requires both oars,
one on each side; but in sculling
one oar is only used. That is plac-
ed at the back. and worked with one
hand
Sweet girl (after meditation)- l
wish you would try sculling awhile.
Drink Hurd's Sparkling soda. 48tf