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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-26
FORD'S MARROW ESCAPE.
A Cowboy Shoots at Jessie James
Slayer.

WALsENBERe, Col, Oct. 25.-Bob
Ford, well known as the man who killed
Jessie James, the Missouri bandit, at
st. Joseph, several years ago. had
close call for his life here yesterday. In
company with man named Kehrs he
has for some time been running a sa-
loon and dance hall here. Ford was be-
hind the bar when Ernest Hurry,
cowboy. who Is known to have killed
his man." entered. Hurry was drunk,
and in a very ugly mood. Walking
straight up to the bar, he said: Look
out. Bob, Pm going to kill you" at the
same time pulling his gun and firing.
Ford is continually on his guard against
Just such attacks, number of which
have been made on him since he killed
Jessie James. He at once dived behind
the bar and seized his revolver, with
which he turned loose. His first shot
hit the cowboy in the shoulder. and
Hurry fell to the floor. but managed to
discharge two more shots at Ford. The
latter kept on firing until his revolver
was empty, two of his shots taking effect
in the PROSTATE mans bOdy-one in the
hip, and the other in the side. He was
about to empty another gun into Hurry.
but some of those present dissuaded
him, and the wounded man was taken
away. He may recover.
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QAQVIc Skin and scalp preserved and
DADl y beautifed by CUTICURA SOAP.
A hS..lIifalr,
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SALTWATER NEWS.
Events of a Day in the Bluff
Ci6y,

City.
The funeral of Alonzo A. Capron was
held yesterday from the residence of
w. NJ. Capron. under direction of Null
Ter post. No. l, q. A. r., the religious
exercises being conducted by COM
rade, Rev. J. NJ. Bull, of the First Meth
OdiSt church. The pallbearers, chosen
Company B. First Minnesota. veterans,
were MyrOn Shepard, William May,
John May, +. l.. McKusick, Adam
Marty, a G. HOspes, Rufus Blanchard
and Andrew Peterson. The services
were very largely attended, and the re-
mains were buried at FalrVieW with
military hOnOrs.
The foundation.fo for the retaining wall
on the south side of the prison yard was
finished yesterday, and will be covered
with sand for the winter, the super
structure to be built next year. The
foundation below the surface is eight
feet deep and from twelve to sixteen
feet thick, while the length of wall re-
naming to he built is about 400 feet.
Preparations are making for the for
NAL and elaborate celebration the after
noon and evening of Wednesday, Dec.
Is, of the fOrtieth anniversary of the
establishment of the Presbyterian
church iii Saltwater. The programme
will include addresses by distinguished
speakers from abroad.
Mayor Durant vetoes the eountil res
OlutlOnS providing for curbs and cutters
on Sixth and Everett streets on The
ground that the present foundation is
not stable enough to sustain such work.
The resolutions as 10 curbing and gut
tering other streets and paving North
Main street he has approved.
Thomas NJ. Ferguson, of the boot and
shoe firm of Ferguson Bros, was mar
ried Wednesday evening at the resi-
dence Of j. Ii. COckburn, Olive street,
TO Miss Anna Francis. of this city. Rev.
W. II. Albright performing the cere-
mOny.
OF the $3.50 proceeds of the "Torn
Asunder" performance there will re-
main net profit of between $50 and
500 to be equally divided between the
Kings Daughters and Knights Of
Pythias.
The board of education will reinsti-
tute the night schools if Supt. WilsOn
finds that there is a reasonably large
number desiring TO regularly avail
themselves of the privilege.
Secretary Hart. of the board of correc-
tiOns and charities, looked over the
prison yesterday and held pleasant
intel view with the warden.
DIR. and Mrs. r. c. Sinclair left last
evening for Los Angeles, Cal, where
they will spend the winter.
County Attorney Lee returned yester-
day from long absence East, where he
was detained by illness.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-26
LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEERS.
They Are Now Ready to Little
JunEet -s

DENVER. COL, Oct. 25.-The loco
motive engineers to-day began the con-
sideration Of the various resolutions
presented to the convention. There
are forty in number. The most I'M
pOrtant is one favOring federation. and
one offering an amendment to the con-
stitutiOn and the number of delegates
to the national convention. The let
ter will be heartily supported by
Chief Arthur. who declares that
the large number of delegates now al
lowed makes the convention unwieldy.
Only two resolutions were adopted to-
day, one indorsing the report of the
committee on insurance, and one fixing
the time for the election of officers Mon
day. The delegates will leave here to-
morrow morning by special train on
the Rio Grande road for trip through
the Grand canyon and over the Mar
shall pass, returning here Sunday at
midnight. A grand banquet will be
given them tomorrow night at Pueblo.
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GRESHAM DOESN'T GET 1T.
President Harrison Making No
Change at St. Peter.

Change at St. Peter.
Special to the Globe
WASHINGTON. Oct. 25.-The dispatch
sent from st. Peter to the effect that
Congressman Lind had secured the ap-
pOintment of ex-Postmaster Walter
Gresham's brother as postmaster Is an
unauthorized fake. James DELANEY was
appointed by Cleveland postmaster at
st. Peter Oct. l, 1885, but was confirmed
Jan. l, 1856, and his term will not ex-
pire until next January. President
Harrison will make no removal. De-
laney has not resigned, aud there are no
papers on file at the pOstoffice depart
ment or White house to warrant the as
SertiOn of GreSham'S appointment nor
promise of his appointment. RockStad
pOStoffice, Polk county. was established
in 1881, after the people had petitiOned
for the name to he Oak Grove. The de-
partment declared against double names
for pOStOf1ceS, aud ROckStad was finally
agreed upon. Recently, unmindful of the
department ruling, the people have re-
queSted the change Of name to Thief
River Falls, alleging that to be the name
of the village. ClarksOn to-day wrote
COngresSmanCOmStoc that if the village
is so named it is in the defiance of the de-
partment, and the name will not be
changed, but the pOstoffice will remain
as ROckstad. Postmaster Crane, at
ROundue, Yellowstone, Mont, has re-
signed. Fourth-class postmasters ap-
pointed to-day: Minnesota-Sophia
Pratt, Cedar Mills, Mercer county, vice
Fl. f. Standsh: Morgan WescOtt Candy,
Yellow Medicine, vice Samuel Brown;
George Saunsburg, LamiOlee, Winona
county, vice E. j.. Grove: Israel Lin
nell, Usage, Becker county, vice An
drew Allen; John HawkinSOn, Parker's
Prairie, Otter Tail county, vice John
Murray; GilmartinSen, Sacred Heart,
Andrew Eaton. wells, Faribauit comfy.
vice Polleys, removed. All the incumb-
entS resigned except POlleys.
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Woman Suffrage.
Special to the Globe.

Special to the Globe.
LA CROSSE, Wis, Oct. 25.-The two
days woman suffrage convention ended
here this evening. The attendance has
been very small and interest ianguid.
Mrs. Perkins, OF Cleveland, spoke last
night to less than hundred people, and
Rev. Olympia Brown Willis this even
ing to about the same number, while at
the day meetings the attendance has
been much smaller.
The third annual state Christian en-
deavOr convention convened here this
evening, with over two hundred dele
gates from all parts of the state. Ad-
dresses of welcome by Reys. d. B.
Cheney and j. Nj. HOlley, which were
responded to by President Harwood.
Rev. S. P. Henson, of Chicago, delivered
the convention sermon. Subject,
"Things That Hinder" To-day will be
devoted TO business.
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ambush near town. The Lewis posse
passed directly through the ambuscade,
and were not fired ON. After they had
got beyond their foes and were proceed
ing in the direction of where Towards
camp was supposed to be, the Howard
party moved into town and took posses
sion of the court house. They have
complete control of the town, with
pickets stationed at all approaches, and
the county judge and his followers have
gone into camp outside. 1t is believed
that Judge Lewis will endeavOr to re-
capture the court house to-day, and a
bloody fight is expected.
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LIQUOR With "a Cracker.

ROCKFORD, ILL.,, Oct. 25.-Robert
Westendorff was sentenced by Judge
Cartwright yesterday to four months in
Jail and to pay fine of $1,000. and TO
Stand committed until paid. He was
found guilty of selling liquor without a
license. Patrick DOwney, who gave a
glass of liquor with every cracker he
sold for a dime, was sentenced to four
months in Jail and to pay fine of $500.
These are the longest Jail sentences
that have ever been imposed for liquor
selling in this county.
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TO PREVENT INCREASE.
Bond Purchases to Be Used Only
as a Check on the Surplus.

Bond Purchases to Be Used Only
as a Check on the Surplus.
WASHINGTON, Oct. 25.-Now that the
sinking fund requirements for the pres
ent fiscal year have been fully met by
the purchase of bonds to date, the sole
purpose of future bond purchases will
be to prevent, so far as possible. any
undue increase in the treasury surplus.
The recent offerings of bonds have been
unusually heavy and the aeceptances
during the past two days amount to
about s., 600, 900. The continued excess
of receipts over expenditures, has, how
ever, prevented any material reduction
of the surplus. According to the treas
urer's statement, issued to-day, this now
amounts to SAG, $4,000. The receipts so
far this month aggregate nearly ST.
0O0, 900 and the expenditures nearly ST.
100000, making net gain of $40. 10000
for the month.
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will doubtless avail itself of this and
cross there temporarily. 1t obtained
permission from the town board to cross.
1t has been hauling ties and iron to
cross this place to-day and laying track
on the north side. The Manitoba peo-
pie attempted to stop the highway, but
were forced to open it by the town Off
cials. Should they attempt to hold it
the whole force is likely to be arrested.
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A SIeD Higher.

The following appointments are an
nounced in a circular signed by Richard
Gray. general traffic manager, and A.
n. Towne, third vice president and gem
eTal manager of the Southern Pacific:
Charles f. Smurr to be general freight
agent; John NJ. Crawley to be assistant
general passenger and freight agent;
William SprOule to be assistant general
freight agent; A. ID. Shepard to be as
siStant general freight agent. The APP
pOintments take effect Nov. l. and all
the offices will be at San Francisco.
with the exception of John NJ. Crawley,
whose Office will be at Los Angeles.
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The Knot Skinned.

EAsToN, Pa, Oct. 25.-William III.
Bartholomew, convicted of the murder
OF Aaron w. billiard, was discovered
by the Waterman last night attempting
to hang himself to the door of his cell
with towel. The knot slipped and the
noise made by the fall attracted the
watchman's attention. He found Bar
tholomew on the floor breathing with
much difficulty. The prisoner was I'M
able to sleep the remainder OF the night
and this morning asked to be taken to
Mrs. billiards cell. She refused to see
him
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Tried TO Mangle Him.

BUTTE, Mont, Oct. 25.-An attempt
was made yesterday morning to kill
Oscar Sternberg, well-tO-dO painter.
Four sticks of giantpowder we're placed
between the mattresses of his bed and
exploded by means of fuse running
out through a hole which had been
bored in the side of the house to an
alley. Tie furniture in the room was
torn to pieces and the side OF the house
blown out, but Sternberg is still alive.
though it is not thought that he will
recover. His wife and son have been
arrested for the crime. .-5-
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Mind and Matter.

Detroit Journal.
did you ever try the mind cure"
said Knoggs to Boggs.
"Well, no, not exactly; but when any
things the matter with me don't worry
over it, but 90 right along, same as ever,
until feel better"
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DEB.

TRACY-In St. Pau, at the family residence,
$50 Fauquier street. Edward Tracy, aged
tweuty-six years. Notice of funeral here
after
BRUSSOCK-In St. Paul, Thursday Oct "a.
at 10 p. NJ, Gertie, beloved daughter of
Robert and Nellie Brussock. aged fourteen
months and thirteen days. Funeral Sum
day at 2 p. m. from residence, Az Hall
avenue. corner West Winlfred. Friends
invited.
DUPUIS-Albert Dupuis. who was killed at
Galeton. Mont, on the Northern Pacific
Oct. %. will be buried at Mendoza, Mimi.
Oct. II. All B. of X. R. and friends in
vited to attend funeral.
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Conclusive.

Light.
Careful Papa-But which loves Clara
mCst-Brown, Jones or Smith?
ODservant Mamma-Why, Mr.. Smith,
to be sure,
'How can you make that out? Last
night Brown asked and pleaded with
her to sing; when she finished Jones
was enthusiastic in praise; but Smith
didn't say wOrd"
mo. but tonight he asked her to sing
again"
"PoOr Smith, he must indeed love
herr'
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Grain Rates Will Rise.

The local freight agents held a meet
ing at the Omaha general offices yester-
day, and spent some time checking over
grain rates. An effort was made to
agree upon the basis for raise in rates
all around. going into effect Nov. Is. but
no agreement S reached. 1t is ex-
pected that meeting will lie called in
Chicago as soon as Mr.. FaithOTn returns,
as the opinion is universal that an ad-
vance In rates would be desirable.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-26
ANOTHER IMPORTATION
--OF FINE
PERCHERON HORSES

Have just arrived at the farm of T. L. Il j. L.
DE LANCEY & CO., where can now be seen
more PercherOn Stations Of this seasons i'm
portalions than at any stable in Minnesota.
This importation. 80 per cent of which are
blacks, and which consists of n number of
ch"ice Percheron Mares, will be offered for
sale without reserve. Send for catalogue.
Carriage at all trains.
T. l.. & J. l.. DE LANCEY & CO.,
NOrthfield, Mimi.
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AsIfto Draw a Revolyer.

ST. LOUIS. Oct. 25.-In the prelimi-
nary examination of B. NJ. Chambers
for the killing of Lawyer Frank j..
Bowman resumed at Clayton to-day,
Frank Jenkins, cOlOred, and Miss Ella
Mclaughlin testified that Bowman
fore Chambers fired the fatal Shot. The
examination is progressing very slowly.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-26
stoves Repaired

At 1s6 and 1888 West Seventh street.
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SideIights.

F. D. Sullivan, general agent OF the Omaha
at Eau Claire. is in the city.
w. J. Dutch, city agent of the Manitoba, is
in Iowa on business connected with the road.
". II. Dixon, of the st. Paul; j. ". Casey,
general agent of the St Paul at Tacoma; G.
W. Adams, assistant general passenger agent
of the Pennsylvania, and F. A. Muller, as
sistant general passenger agent of the st.
Paul, left for Chicago yesterday evening.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-26

COR-A PAIR OF DIAMOND SLEEVE
U<SC buttons: two very fiery stones
mounted in latest style Of Roman gold, and
could not be bought anywhere for less than
$40. Pledge No. 32S4
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HOWARD IN THE SADDLE.
He Outwits the Posse Of Judge
Lewis.

LOUISVILLE, KY, Oct. 25.-The
Times staff correspondent teiegraphed
from Pineville this afternoon as follows:
At Harlan court house Wilson Howard
accomplished sort of coup d'etat yes
terday. County Judge Lewis and his
posse of sixty men left Harlan court
house at 9 o'clock In the morning to
make another assault on Towards
camp. Howard. anticipating this
movement, had placed bis followers in
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-26

The Northern Steamship company
has issued a circular saying it will cease
receiving lake and rail weStbOund
freight at New York, Philadelphia and
other points Saturday, NOv.9. and Boston
8. EastbOund lake business is expected
TO continue until December, as there is
abundance of wheat to be carried at
good rates.
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Itching and Burning,

have been afflicted since last March with
skin disease the doctors called eczema. My
face was covered with scabs and sores. and
The itching and burning were almost unbear-
able Seeing your CUTICURA REMEDIES so
highly recommended, concluded to give them
a trial. using the CUTIcURA and CUTICUKA
SOAP externally and the REsoLvENT internally
for four months. l call myself cured, in
gratitude for which make this public state
ment MRS. C. A. FREDERICK,
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He Was Going Far Away.

Lie.
"Goodby, Miss Gillyfower, l am 60
ing far away-I will not return"
"But you will write to me often, won't
you, Mr.. Mushy?"
20, may L! did not dare to ask-O,
Miss Gillytlower! Your feelings to-
ward me must have changed that you
permit It'll"
"Oh, no. You see some of US girls
are to have hundred dollars Tor the
Patagonians If we collect a million
postage stamps, and every one will help,
you know.
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To Die by Electricity.

NEW YoKK, Oct. 25.-Charles Nc
Ilvane. nineteen years old. murderer
of Christian w. Luca. while commit
ting burglary on the night of Aug.
21-22 last, was sentenced by Judge
Moore in the Kings county court OF
sessions this morning, to death by
electricity at Sing Sing prison in the
week beginning Dec. 9.
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WORRIED BY WITCHES.
A Michigan Settlement in a Great
State of Excitement.

A Michigan Settlement in Great
State of Excitement.
HOLLAND, Mich, Oct. 95.-A great.
deal is printed in the newspapers OF the
present day of the superstitions about
figures, days and dates, but for some
real Old-fashioned superstition of a hum
dred years ago, a person has simply to
60 to the little village of Graafschap, in
Allegan county, few miles south from
here, entirely inhabited by Dutch peO-
pie. While known as industrious, quiet,
honest, and religious, the siliest super
stition of ancient times troubles them
just at present, and the whole neighbor-
hood is in state of excitement. Lately
several cases of severe and stubborn
sickness have been attributed to sOmeun-
known witch, and for that reasOnpillOws
and feather beds were opened and care
fully examined The punches formed
inside in time are called crowns,
wreaths, chickens, or any Imaginable
thing. A case few days ago of the
above description happened, and the
neighbOrs were called in, and sure
enough the Feather DEVILS" as they
are called, were discovered. A not fire
was made and the crowns. ETC., put in
the fire, but would not burn-even the
feathers would not be scorched; but,
while wondering and talking about it,
they had suddenly disappeared. In
some cases live chickens have been put
into kettles and slowly boiled to death
in order to counterfeit or destroy the
evil one. The many stories afloat in
the little village among young and Old
are so strange and weird as to keep all
in state of excitement. Last Sunday
the village minister preached rebuk-
ing sermon on the subject.
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Necessary Phrases.
Judge

UUug6s
Downy-So you studying German. Ell?
Fine language when you get into it.
Fleecy-Yes; but Pm not far on. l
have learned only few phrases that a
fellow finds necessary III the course of
a day. -
D1wny-Ah, see. Such as ''zwei
beer" etc.
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Cured by Cuticura

have used your CUTIoURA REMEDIES in
two cases where it proved to be successful.
The first was in the case of a boy year and
half old. His face and body were IN ter
rible condition, the former being completely
covered with sores. / took him to the Mas
sena Sulphur Springs, but he did not improve
any was then advised to try the CUTioURA
REMEDIES, which did. He took one and
one-half bottles of CUTIoURA REsoLvENT,
when his skin was as smooth as could be,
and is to-day. used the CUTICURA OH his
sores, and the CUTIoURA SOAP in washing
him. He is now five years of age, and all
right. The other case was disease Of the
scalp, which was cured by washing with the
CUTIoURA SOAP and rubbing in the CUTIoURA,
one bottle OF CUTICURA REso LvENT being
used. They have proved successful in every
case where have advised the use OF them.
1t is surprising how rapidly child will i'm
prove under their treatment. | recommend
them for any disease of the skin as being the
best in the world. This is my experience.
and am ready to stand by my statement.
JOHN R. BERO
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Little Pitchers.

Rome Sentinel.
Mrs. Prim-Good morning, Tommy.
Did your mother send you in?
Tommy (aged eight)-No'm. would
like to make a call.
Mrs. Prim-That Is very nice. am
sure. But you mustn't be bashful on
your first call. Can't you raise your
eyes from the caTpet?'
Tommy-Oh, Pm not bashful: but
mother says your carpet is so ugly it
makes her sick to look at il, and
thought l would come i'll and try it my
self.