New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-08
THE TALK or THE D1l.


over the fact that the Rev. Walter Mitchell. the rector
OF the Episcopal Church Mount Kisco closes his own
church and ofcat in the Presbyterian Church hold
ing a union service. Mr. Mitchell Is understood 10 b.
connected with "T1o Chirchman," and Is a proml.
nent man IN his denomination.
The Chicago Lar' IS the tito Of an illustrated
comic paper. recently started In the Windy City. on
tho first page OF the copy which lies before us Is
cartoon labelled Chicago gets the Worlds Fair" which
is pretty good lie 10 begin with, anyhow.-(Toxss
siftngs.
The town Of Sandwich has celebrated its 25oth ami.
velsary. Other sandwiches might DO me same.
The fine old 10Th Regiment of Cameron Highlander,
which stationed at Dalmoral during Queen Vicoras
residence In Scotland, does contain single man
hand, there are no less than $50 MacdonadS 10 ihs
ranks. in order 10 appreciate the ludclOnS side Of
THIS state OF Affairs 10 should be added That the gband
clans Of Cameron and Macdonald have been terms
OF bitter enmty for several centuries. Boston Travel
Ter.
An old Western Reserve Republican. in speaking Of
the Democratic party. recently said II has future
no past and burned little present.
81 love you Emene, with ell the fervor at my
Yes, George she replied, l know Il, and yet
would would that yon tot, told me Of ySpr love in some Other
times. and do want this match 10 amount TO some
thng.'-(Rochester Budget.
says Chicago paper: The number Of young girls.
young ladies' in every other sense Of the word. who
will carry on rapid Irritation with any man who
happens TO please their fancy IS shamefuly large
This sort of thing IS going on all the tlme-on tho
streets, I'm restaurants candy stores theatres and
street Girls who have the opportunity to meet
every one they ought to know by proper introduction
In society are by no means excluded from the list
They think they are fascinating foOl--they usually
end by being both the fascinated and the fool'
We desire to state in the most explicit manner thss
no rebate viii be allowed any of subscribers
q
tho community, or who may be hanged and buried for
me same reason IN several late instances friends
Of such subscribers have called on u and asked 10
cash up for the nnexpred term, but We have invarl
one year. We contract to deliver the paper for thai
time. II the subscriber is arrested. driven oil or
hanged, It IS no fault OF ours; Please bear this In
mind and save yourselves trOublc.-(Arizona Kicker.
The Rev. Ellis Howell, Of Marshall. H., who has
Oficated at a thousand weddings, doesn't think mar
rage fame.
woman's wages in this week's woman's Journal'
and mentions curious fact I'm a competition OF scupt
OF statue distinguished citizen who had recently
died. All sculptors were invited TO send models Of
the deceased citizen, and with II their name I'm a sealed
envelope. Miss Ammo Whimey's model decided
be the best but when her envelope was opened the
judges Teversd their decision. as II was TOO much
honor to besiow upon woman-(Bosion Transcript.
A clergyman, as rule, doesn't feel compIlmentea
when he it stated in paper that there always
a great awakening at the close Of his sermon.
His Offer -Edltor-Iow much do you want for that
Poet-I thought ought to get about hundred
Ediior-My friend one hundred dollars IS altogether
too little. I'd get two hundred or nothing
Poet-And you prepared 10 offer me two hun
dred
| Epoch.
Why is il that trucks which be used in cities
are not so built they be loaded and unoaded
from the Sides instead of from the end When the
| average truck is backed up the sidewalk In mar
row street it blockades almost the entire traffic OF the
street
Poor Observation-Disclosures who has Just come back
from his vacaton-I declare l can't paint to-day.
Model9oh. don't be. so discouraged. 1t won't take
long for you to pick up all you knew beiore-fhesenao
Batter.
That old Democratic war>horse the Editor Of " The
Rochester Unions sneers at Mr. Edgar Fswcett as
the Kind of a man who lilies TO write poetry ABOUT
Grover Cleveland There may be indications Oh
Democratic harmony in this sort OF thmg, Dut they
| are not visible the surface.
Talking of typographical errors, we do not remem;
her Seeing a more horrible specimen OF THIS cas- OK
plumbers than one which appeared IN Massa ~ arS
nor,,r NOT long ago. At the close OF an eNtenneu ara
highly eulogstlc obituary n4uee 9L Ia w. taken to
tLc reporter desired TO say that the DouN We ,dHe
Hull for ntement. where rcpoSe the renaus ., w.
members of the family P Ii s canp tSe sense Of
The sentence no such degree that no extra eops ..
that issue OF the paper were oueied pN inc ia''' ~
| The dead lawyer burlington Free Press
avou7 said his mother to a little boy of this city
bo had inst returned from sunday school, what dd
fine minister tell you today!' " lie told us 10 Keep
sunday hollow, was the reply What the clergy man
rcaIlv told them was TO keep sunday hallowed'
you NAV talk of Christian Science with Its power u
Bur there's one thing Christian Science cannot cure Of
! paate 5000. .. may, lnoct Mysteries
It may stop the hyp inStanter' II may Ano'A ~
| out .-o tendency IN
christian sclonce taken daily may obesity re,iu 'n
| Or NAV fattcn up lean man TIL he "aduicS LING
II NAV raise growth of whskers on the downy chseA'
Or remove a sprouting mustache which pretty msn
| annOys -, -. dc ,o,vcr T. nut
Christian Science may do wonders but IT'S power pun
when the healer tries TO work It for the cnrns Vi
| corn Warren Tribune.