New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-17
THE TALK OF THE D4 7.

"Anxious Inquirer is informed that the directors
OF the Metropolitan Opera House have not decided to
Introduce the Australian ballet this season, but DO
may count on seeing something Just as good
DnYOu have waited upon yey aS sa sss.
and have enjoyed ny eai an9 ss6lemsn You
certainly are, notwithstanding your humble occup+
wv Waiter-I hope, sir. that am a gentleman
always try be one.
Dner-it is as suspected. And being gentle
man. | shall not insult you By Offering you money.
Perhaps at some time may be able TO recpr0csIs
your courtesy. TIL then, fareweL-(Boston Tran
script.
Some one suggests that New.M Mexico be called New
Grenada As the abbevation Of this name would
be IN Co. it IS not likely that the New-Mexicans
Will fall in with the suggestion.
The Boston Democrat who voted By marking a cross
opposite the of every Republican on the ticket
didn't according to his intentions. but he has the
satisfaction of knowing that he cast most excellent
vote.
young who IS unsteady inclined ard ds.
sres TO join orchestra wants 20 know whe'ner 10
had better learn play the trombone or the correct
He had better learn 10 play one OF the NOISES
pianos recently introduced. HIS lie would DC saeE
-(NorristOwn Herald.
Tho boys of the College for the Blind OF Worcester.
England play very fair game Of cricket the ball
used being made OF wicker. with bell inside OF f.
which rings when 1t IS thrown. The wicket keeper
cIaps his behind the sumps to guide the bowler,
and so expert the bowlers that they hit the
wicket with three balls out Of six.
DECENTRALIZATION, Papa, why did you invits
that undertaken here ?"
PansNWbom do you refer 10. my dear
Ethel-That solemn-loolng man talking 70 mamma
Papa-Why. thars squios' the PROFESSIONAL nuinorls@
-CThe Epoch.
Here is a solution OF the high hat problem in
theatres Have all the seats in the theatre 50
arranged that those occupied ~ women with high
hats can be lowered by the management; or better
STILL elevate those occupied by men, The machinery
for raising and lowering the seats could be operated
by the stage engineer without any difficulty. Just
a few turns of a crank and the thing would De done
OF course, some OF the hish-hat women would heA
but what of that By all means let US have the
adjustable theatre seat the only remedy for the high
hat nuisance.
The Rev. Dr. Moore. The energetic new Editor OF
The Western Christian Aavoca.e, ilNes !oAS hi,
paper he publishes this little clipping from a couhsy,
paper: Tomorrow morning al IL cog a. hem
Episcopal Church will be reopened atr haH TIE PAY
closed ali summer for extensive repairs Inc h e.,
Or. Moore of Cincinnati Will CONDUCT tng n,,es
attend see the handsome church and hear tn NJ
new pipe gsn.--(Cincinnat Times star
Are you tired of paying big rent for ie" h''.
boxes called in the city roomsl All rght' 80
New-Hsmpshire and buy farm You can s0'
hundred acres with good house and barn Tor n,V "
six hundred dollars, maybe less, and you can pcs
presses for song. New-Hampshire Is me S'a
with A bracing air and virtuouS people No' NJ ~
10 do perhaps, but plenty OF time 10 me"'"' "a
incidents OF Denman Thomp sons Old llomesteaa a'
laid in New Hampshire. Senator Blair also H''' w.
several of the leading hotels and restaurants muse fr
ton are making arrangements 10 prv'hnS . male the
nronrietors of these hotels and restaurants ne,rng %
a man doesn't eat so much Wheh M, HJ Xn EEL Thai
music We should think Where pd i ,oa,n Weral..
W"t y. vonld affect the appetite Morris Town ~"
PHILADELPHIA is said be the greatest move. ,.,.
10, a,,,- ,n the country. The fsvories are pe'
| Ceorre Eliot. F. F. Roe Black. and ouiua "a,
o.,ar named There is hule cali for either lnSs al
.. unwaus Outside Of novels Ph!ladephiaus MAN
| rs.d much except the Bible ana the H0 VI
| Penn. ..,ogv ara
,, ,,,tls folks are full Of practical thsoO rs,stc
the idea Of God gets INTO me- being troubled By h
manner. when suddenly she rushed 70 tne sashty
oius, n'nS skywari. called out 0ou, ne .Therei
ana 5o"H Than turning 10 the oiiender; she sax"
BOY @St,u c;ye Il to you.'-,Hsrtford Post a..
va, can't &c, ahead of New-ioFk seh0olO, VA,
you 50 ssked the other day by his teachef IS
- a.. always referred to as She 1T.
.r,o,,ed they always need men TO manaeo u,ru
IVA then the teacher punished him for hs'ns s,,u.
Aau ,.,s chestnut y. B.-The teacher was "O"
0" With which a madman Will turns e.
Ih Inc 81 is we'll known Tho following IS , Sm Ak
argum s,ance An Inspector visiting The ssT 70
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yery careful to address certain ps ane himself % %
NsIl,i matestys the poor man inagihnS Ia ala NOT
p,hs raesar and becoming furious II sc The IN.
s,vs what he considered proper vssspyons and az
oector was careful 10 toow h cain addressed
| sp r1t we'll on a subsequent visit nc ssA"
| he paiicnt by tho same Title. an. r,ply Dom
wv What do YOU meant, was "' "a
talk nonsense I'm . piso, beg your pardon Gu
oh sam sam sssrs Jlilis caesar last yesI. hut ths
well yes. replied The laSasaS HoslisL