Evening journal., 1889-09-04
ITEMS oE INTEREST

ITEMS OF INTEREST
MRS SLAUGHTER in her lawyers office)
-''l want to get a divorce from Mr.
Slaughter I can't stand him any longer =
Lawyer-"All right, Mrs. Slaughter
Let me see docking at the calendar). this
is the 9Th. " Yours al-r. Mr. Lawyer
this is my first. American Commercial
Traveller.
HAVE been troubled with catarrh
from boyhood, and considered my case
chronic until about three years ago |
| procured Elys Cream Balm, and count
myself sound to-day. All from the use
of one bottle. j. r. Cooley, hardware
merchant, Montrose. Pa.
p M. Barber has used Ely's Cream
Balm for catarrh in his family and com
mends it very highly. A lady is recover
ing the sense of smell. A Tunkannock
lawyer, known to many of our readers,
says he was cured of deafness. Pitts.
ton, (Pa.) Gazette.
CoRA-"I really must be careful not to
give Mr.. Smith any more encouragement,
Tor do not want to hurt his feelings.
hdith-"h he has not proposed, has her"
Cora No, but he has been asking me
If thought could keep house on $40 a
week. Epoch,
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BoILs and Pimples and other affections
arising from impure blood may appear at
this season. when the blood is heated
Hoods Sarsaparilla removes the cause Of
these troubles by purifying, vitalizing
and enriching the blood, and at the same
time II gives strength to the whole sys-
tenn.
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ION. Uncle George" cried tender
hearted little Rollo, his eyes filling with
tears, ''let us give some money TO that
poor women over there on the sand. See,
she has hardly any clothes on" Sure
enough' said Mr.. George "Why in
thunder didn't you point her ont beforel'
Life.
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PROPOSE to institute FIVE minute
Iale in this town, l. O., that Is, sell every
jhing at retail at twenty per cent less
than cost for the space of five minutes
each day. Time to be computed by City
Hall clock. Would like to consult with
my many thousand patrons in regard TO
the matter A. A. CHAPMAN, Seventh
and Orange street,
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RouNDER-'' Have you any decent
whiskeyg The last ] got here wasn't fit
to drink Bartender-'drhat can't be,
sir. We keep nothing but fine whiskey
Rounder-"Fine whiskey Yes, that's |
right My fine was 81 and costs "-Bos-
ton Herald
FEHRENBAcH's and Stoeckle's Beers.
Foord Bottling Co,
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RoBT Smiths India Pale Ale. Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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ED-"What makes you always order
an oyster stew when you lunch at res
taurantY Ned-"Well, you SEQ, my |
physician has ordered me to eat boiled |
milk and TO avoid she'll fish during the |
summer months Sun
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PRICES of lots at Creston are still very |
low, and those who buy now will reap |
the profits; 50 monthly. Office, 712 |
Market street.
WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard F
Davis, No. 8 East Second street.
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BLAcK-'B Brown is one of those men
who think II is never too late to mend
White-"Ah, he has reformed, then !"
Black-''No, he's still going on In the old !
way. II amt late enough for him. -
Boston Courier
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BERaNER & Engel "Tannhaeuser" Beer.
Foord Bottling Co.
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DREssMAKER--''An And how will you have
the costume trimmed, Mrs Parven u?'
Mrs. Parvenu-"I guess you may put on
delirium trimmins. hear they re all the
rage now. Epoch.
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DIR. DEHARnT's pennyroyal pills 81.
Sold by druggists; also by mail. 203 N.
Ninth street, Philadelphia Ladies be-
ware Of limitations