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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03
HERE AND THERE

Tho GLOBE publishes this morning the
poem read 10y Hon. CHARLES ". JOHNSON at
the BUSHNELL banquet 1t is unique piece
OF literature, and when Mr.. JOHNSON con-
cluded the reading of It, friend stepped I'D
to him and said: CHARLEY, you are the
only truthful liar / ever struck"
BEN BUTLER has been elected president OF
the Colorado Gravel Mining company.
Gravel mining viii be new experience for
the doughty old warrior. He has ALWAYS
been accustomed to handling mud.
Pres1 dent HARRISON paid his first visit to
Washington thester last Wednesday night.
lie went to see Mile. RHEA i'll Josephine"
He IS said to have enjoyed the play as long
as Napoleon domineered over Talleyrand,
but when it came to that part where Ma.
poleon is in exile and Talleyraud is still at
the head of the state department, the presf-
dent leaned away back into the shadows,
coneealiug himself behind the curtains of
the box, and his face wore tired express
sion.
II 1t was stolen, the theft OF eX-Mayor
BIcE's portrait from the council chamber
was peculiar species of vandalism. There
must be some mistake about it. No thief
would ever want to come in contact with the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03
SANITY CITY GOSSIP.
Salvation Emma Is Gone.

,Dh Ciie pdSb 1 q W
months there II as
been a nota b ! g
tiinneSS about the
parade Of the sal
Walton army in this
city. The trouble
is not exactly, per-
haps, that there are
fewer in the ranks
than formerly, but
it is the loss of one
brig hit particular
star, which makes
the army seem To
lack something OF
its former II erys
and a MIN alton.
The maid who used
to play first tam.
BOURNE and shout
more loudly a Ii d
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03

SUNDAY ALONE.
9vril advance. s. 90 3 mos. IN adv .9h
a r.. in advance l 90 ! mo. in Gdv.-..--2"'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03

g. WsrKIY-Daly - Monday. Wednesda,
and friday
t-aAivauce 81 60 i mos. in adv y .
months. in sdvance....Sl Ou.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03
My AND sCNsAY.

S7rin advanceSI0 OO 5 mos, in adv..S2
d ~ l1pdyauce : 90 > weeks in adv. o.
one month .....S,c-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03
Big Prices

Big Prices Titles are as common
in Europe as in Ken
for lucky and Missouri.
ana on an average just
Worthless about as valuable. The
average European
Titles. prince will rank with
Kentucky judge,
while q count or a baron would CORE
spOnd with a Missouri major. 1t is
matter of surprise, then, that our Amer
lean girls should be fooled into buying
such worthless titled toggery from the
old countries when 1t could be had for
the asking here in their own country.
Ii is now asserted that Mr. HUNTING
TON paid round 100000 for the rank
of princess which has recently been
conferred upon old Mrs. PRENTCE's
daughter CLARA. Miss CALDWELL Of
fered young MURAT salary of $4,000
a year. and to be perpetuated during
his lifetime. just to divide his
title with her: but because the Ken
lucky girl insisted on fixing the mar
riage title papers so that the spendthrift
Frcnchman couldn't draw more than
his salary the match was broken off.
Now all the Bourbon aristOcracy Of
France are rejoicing that the pure blood
of the old empire has been saved from
contact with pIebeianiSm. What non
SenSel When Miss CALDWELL S grand
father was wearing the judicial erInine
on the Kentucky district bench MURAT'S
grandfather was performing the mental
Office of hOStler in Paris livery stable.
He afterwards became good soldier
and won the favoritism of BONAPARTE,
who granted him the distinction of
being king without kingdom. Thus
we are enabled to see what fictitious
glamor there is about good deal of this
European aristocracy, and that the
strain of European blue blood Is just
about as blue as the milk which st.
Paul vendors put OH the market.
Gov. Ramsey Gov. RAMSEY, who
has peculiarly humOr-
as a Pho Gus way of telling a
story, entertained the
neer Farmer. party at the BUSH
NELL banquet Tues
day evening with an amusing recital of
his experiences in pioneer farming in
Minnesota. He owned 200-acre farm,
then in an Untamed state. but which in
Guided that part OF st. Anthony hill
now bounded by Dale. Fuller and Rice
streets and Summit avenue. He hired
gang of laborers TO inclOse his farm
with pole fence, but instructed them, ac-
cOrding to the custom of the times, to cut
the poles on anybody elsG'S land but his
own. His first attempt at farming WAS to
raise corn crop. The neighbors told
him that it was an excellent crop, so he
lot of hogs to feed through the winter.
The hogs were purchased and brought
to the farm at great expense. At the
end of two weeks they had devoured the
last ear of corn, so he had to sell the
hogs for less than cost. He then turned
his attention to milling. He was ambl-
tious to build the first flour mill in Min
neSOta- Hastings was selected as the
site of the new industry. where ne
erected S35, 600 mill. which he was aft
erwards glad to get $4,000 for. These
experiences convinced him that agri-
culture was not his forte, so he turned
his attention to other matters In which
he succeeded better. 81 always like to
see Gov. RAMSEY at these social gath
erings," remarked gentleman who sat
at the banquet table, ''for you will OBJ
serve he always carries the DOxolOgy In
his face"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03

The GLOBE desires to say that it
would only be justice on the part of any
paper that may have published the
original charges to retract them, and it
requests that the same be done.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03

SENATOR HAwLEY's paper, the Hart
ford COurant, the past week celebrated
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03

DAILY NOT lECLUDISG SUNDAY)
IT in a,lyanCc s. 90 5 IN. in advances o.
n. in suvance / 90 ! u weeks i'll adv. q
One month ..-IUc-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03

yErKIY 81. PAUL GLoBE.
B.U. year s. SiN Mo. Toe Three No So'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03
Crusade
Against the
Swallowtail
Coat.

ness that was being unfoided. The col
onel, all know, is a CHESTERFIEI.D with
all the modern improvements. He was
at once recognized as the society author
ity and leader. His ambition was to
have the metropolis Of the Red become
as famous for its 400 as any of the At
lantic or old world centers Of fashion.
He established the lines of social art,
and prescribed all the details Of Ell
quette, style and dress upon all gather
ings of the cream of the city. For the
male element the dress or swallowtail
coat, with gloves and the usual Incl
dentals. was Indispensable. The en-
tire social range was covered, even to
the perfume and furnishing of the finger
nails. But DOMAIN was allured to other
fields, and many came in who knew not
PETER and had no sWallOWtail coats. A
contest is now going on there between
the SwallOwtail element and the social
refOrmers who would let the individual
taste be the rule rather than arbitrary
fashion. The case is but illustrative.
Revolt against the attire and accom-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03

Rejected communications cannot he pre-
served Address all letters and ielegTdllS l"
THE GLOBE 81 Paul, hinu.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03

About ten years ago
Col. PAT DOMAIN went
to Fargo. 1t was in
the era when things
were on the upgrade
of high prosperity, and
the throngs jostled and
fattaDnd on tho rIoh-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03

Eastern EoyerUsiqg Ghce, Room 4t
Tribune 6uIdIng. New FORK.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03
.AlLcLoBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES

BY LEWIS BAKER.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-03
TOPICAL TALK.

Titles are as common
in Europe as in Ken
lucky and Missouri,
ana on an average just
about as valuable. The
av era ge European
prince will rank with
~ Ha-@-.I-x, Irrn
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29

| terlaI charity might help some OF them,
but their greatest needs lie often in the
direction of sympathy, care, intellectual
stimulus and aids to a higher life.
An invalid may need a cheerful core
spondent; there is some one in the world
who could do her good. There may be
a neglected girl or boy in the neighbor-
hood who is sadly in need of correct
moral training; some good woman ought
to get that child under her influence.
There may be a man whom sickness and
reverses have broken down; some one
should seek him out and put him on his
feet again, not by a g~ratuitous gift, but
by helping him to employment or restor-
ing his confidence in himself.
There may be a won1an-ah, there are
legions of women, who bravely struggle
on under poverty, sickness and sorrow,
who need sympathy and encouragement
and a way to earn something with which
toimprove the condition of their families.
Who will helpthem? They are all around
you-you will not need to look far. Will
you let them do your plain sewing, or
bake your bread or do your weekly clean
ing-something for which you can pay
them? Or, if their minds are starving.
will you give them some of your books
and papers, with the injunction to pass
them on when they have done with them:
We know personally of a poor family
who owned not more than two or three
books. An agent came around and Of
fered the mother, at a low price, a small
work on civil government which she
earnestly desired to possess for the sake
of i~nstructing her growing boys. She
had nc money, but, much against the
wishes of the father, who did not think
such things were necessary, she bartered
some domestic product for the coveted
volume. AS she sat down and turned its
pages lovingly, and found there just the
information of which she felt herself SC
urgently in need, in order to be an intel
ligent instructor for her children, her
emotions overeame her and she wept
long, influenced by the privation she had
undergone and the present joy of possess
ing the coveted treasure.
And that one book proved a very great
help in the rearing of her sons and
daughters to an intelligent manhood and
womanhood. This instance is only a sim
gle one in a thousand. There are Others
who experience a thirst for wider knowl-
edge, a soul hunger that is pitiful, and
which many, ever though poor in this
worlds goods, eoald easily relieve, if
they would. This is a phase of charity
in which people who have not money to
give a help. There are many highly
educated ladies who could not bestow
aims, but who might gather together a
class of women hungry for intellectual
things, and feed them from their rich
store acquired by education and travel,
or who could visit them and talk With
them .singly while at their work.-At-
lanta Constitution.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29
How Minor Actors Grow Famous.

Mrs. Madge Kendall in her racy theat-
rical sketches says: 81 have often been
asked whether actors who play minor
parts conspicuously well spring sudden
ly into more prominent positions. The
question reminds me of anincident which
occurred in a play by Arthur Sketchley,
the well known authorof the Mrs. Brown
series. Hehad written a three actdrama
called Blanche which my husband and
/, on a tour at the time, were playing at
the Alexandria theatre, Liverpool. The
plot was taken from an old French drama
and consisted of a oma being falsely
accused of poisoning her husband. 1t
was very hard wota, l remember, for
three acts for every n in the play. In
the last scene, when the villain steps for
ward and denounces the heroine with the
words, you poisoned your husband. saw
you putt the poison in the glass a such and
such a time a black man servant M
forward and says 'Liar! | am sorry to
say that this was the only occasion for
genuine applause throughout the play.
So great vas the success of the minor
actor that he Immediately jumped intoa
most prominent position in the provinces
and became a leading man. Whether he
has kept his position till now 1 do not
know, for l have lost sight of him."-New
York Star.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29
Present. and Old Liens.

Between London and Edinburgh the
greater part of the journey is done at a
speed not exceeding so miles an hour;
the $50 miles between Grantlam and
Kings Cross averages "a miles for the
whole journey, and some time ago the
Ais p. N. train from Grantham was
timed to run 81 miles i'll 90 minutes,
l mile being done in 46 seconds, or at the
rate of "A miles an hour. Compare this
with the anticipations of the last genera
ton. In 1925 The Quarterly Review, in
an appreciative article on the proposed
Woolwich railway, deprecated any wild
estimates as to speed. 1--WE will back"
it said, ''old Father Thames against
the Woolwich railway for any sum. We
trust that parliament will in all railways
it may sanction limit the speed to 8 or 8
miles an hour, which is as great as can
be ventured on with safety."-The Nine
tenth Century.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29
PAPER in the Household.

1 do not propose to speak of the many
useful and wonderful articles that are
manufactured from paper, but merely
of the valuable uses to which it can be
put by the housekeeper. Few house.
keepers nave time to black their stoves
every day, or even every week. Many
wash them in either clear water or dish
water. This keeps them clean, but they
look very brown. After a stove has been
once thoroughly BACKED, it can be kept
looking perfectly well for a long time by
rubbing it with paper every morning.
If 1 occasionally find a spot of gravy
or fruit juice that the paper will not
take off, l rub it with a wet cloth. but
do not put on water enough to take off
the backing. l find that rubbing with
paper is a much nicer way Of keeping
the outside of my tea kettle, coffee pot
and tea pot bright and clean than the old
way of washing them in suds. (The in
side of coffee and tea pots should be
rinsed in clear water and never in the
dish water.)
Rubbing with dry paper is also the
best way Of polishing knives, spoons and
tinware after securing. This saves wet
ting the knife handles. If a little flour
be held on the paper in rubbing tinware
and spoons, they shine like new silver.
For polishing windows, mirrors, lamp
ehimneys, ETC., l always use paper in
preference TOT dry cloth.
Preserves and pickles keep much bet
ter if brown paper instead of a cloth is
tied over the jar, Canned fruit is not
so apt to mold if a piece of writing pa
per, cut to fit the can, is laid directly on
top of the fruit.
Paper is much better 10 put under car
pet than straw. 1t is warmer, thinner
and makes less noise when one walks
over it. a fair carpet can be made for
a room that is not in constant use, by
FASTING several t~hicknesses of newspa-
per on the floor, over them q layer of
wall paper, and giving it a coat of var
nish. In cold weather | have often
placed newspaper between my bed
quilts, knowing that two thicknesses of
paper are as warm as a quilt.
If it is necessary to step upon a chair,
always lay a paper on it; this saves rub
bling the varnish.-sIary johnson in
New York Mail and Express.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29
Summary Punishment.

In the matter of tolerating social nui-
sances, Americans are accused of being
a very long suffering people; but whist
ever their own practice, they will always
be ready to cry: s'Served him right!' in
every case like the following, the story
of which comes from England. In a
railway carriage sat q pale, middle aged
lady, a slender youth hardly out of his
teens, and a burly looking squire.
At one of the stationsa young mai got
in, holding a lighted cigarette in his
hand, and as the smoke curled in he
lady's face, she coughed.
ssThis is not a smoking carriage" said
the youth.
"Tm not smoking" retorted the new
conner. ~ dare say my cigarette will
keep till we get to the next station"
tobacco smoke makes my mother i'll,
and I must ask you to put out your Gig
arctic"
'sIm not smoking, and Ishall not do
it."
"Then I'll make you'll" said the lad.
His face had grown pale, and as he rose
the other put out a formidable fist which
would probably have crippled his oppo-
nent.
And now a strange thing happened.
The burly squire had hitherto remained
quite passive, but he now produced some
thing which glittered in the sunlight;
there was a click, and the young man
with the cigarette was securely hand
cuffed.
"You will pick up your cigarette and
throw it out of the window" said the
Squire" who proved to be a detective
dressed for some important work.
The cigarette was clumsily picked up
with both hands and dropped out of the
window. Just then the train rolled into
q station, and the young man, mutter-
ing, every sorry-won't do it again
had no idea"-was given his liberty,
which he fastened to use by slipping at
once out of the carriage.-Youth's Com
panion.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29

Go 10 the new store under the Opera
House and see what a nice pair of mems
Winter Boots you can buy for 81. 70.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29
LEND A HELPING HAND
Attendant Opportunities for Doing Deeds
That Ennobi the Doer.

Men and women are coming more and
moreto recognize that they are not living
solely for themselves. Selfishness is bad;
sympathy and a desire to help others are
good. Never before was there so much
charity shown to the sick, the needy, the
friendless. And yet, charity does not
end with the bestowal of food, clothing
and shelter; it has only done a part Of
its work. The world is full of neglected
children, of discouraged men, of women
who are heavy laden with care and sor-
row., and others whose naturally bright
mirds are starved and dwarfed. Ma
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29

is about 1900, and we would say at least
of the throat and lungs, as those complaints
are, according to the statistics, more numer-
Gus than others. We would advise all our
readers not to neglect the opportunity to
call on their duggist and get a bottle of
Kemp's Balsam for the throat and lungs
Trial size free. Large bottle SOC and 81
Sold by all druggists.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29
Superb and vacuous o~rientaiism.

l have seen certain dancing girls who
balanced themselves with the regularity
of a palm tree. Their eyes, of a pro
found depth, express calm only-nothing
but the calm, the emptiness of thedesert.
1t is the same with the men. What adj
mirable headsi heads which seem to be
turning over within them the grandest
thoughts in the world. But tap on them!
and there viii be only the empty beer
glass, the deserted sepulcher. Whence,
then, the majesty of their external form?
of what does it really hold? OF the alb
sence, l should reply, of all passion.
They have the beauty Of the eliminating
OK, of the greyhound in its race, the
floating eagle-that sentiment of fatal
ity which is fulfilled in these. Aconvic-
ton of the nothingness of man gives to
all they do, their looks, their attitudes, a
resigned but ~grandiose character. Their
loose and easy raiment, lending itself
freely TO every movement of the body,
is always in closest accord with the
wearer and his functions; with the sky,
too, by its color; and then the sun!
There is an immense ennui there in the
sun, which consumes eyerything.-Cor.
NJ. Gustaye Flaubert.
The addressed"
The postoffice department has recently
coined q word which will probably find
its way into the dictionaries. 1t is sad
dressee' and signifies the person to whom
a letter is addressed. We presume it
will be equally applicable to the charm
ing young lady who is receiving the adj
dresses of a lover. 1t would work some
thing in This way in such a case:
"Jones is paying his addresses to Miss
Smith," -
'sIndeed, is the addressee rich and
handsome?'-Boston Courier.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29
OLD JoE's RETROSPECT.

I'm ole, an poor, an bent UP
Wild rhumatiz an age;
An all my young days flown away,
Like a bird loose from its cage.
An de ole times come a smilin'
Like dey was gwine start ag'in.
Seems like l see de cabin
An hear de ole bell ring.
Tub dem ole time g%reetin's
Dat come wild close OBJ day,
Seems like we all was meetin'
Jus in de same ole way.
Seems like / near the vices
A-comin' TO- to tell:
"Get up now, Joe; de suns NOS riz.
Do'an' hear dem ring de belle"
Hits long time now; de chillun's grown;
Ole ooman's gone befo';
An while Use waitin' all alone.
She's singin' in dat do
Where all dem blessed angels dwell;
All, mel my eyes is dim;
Ido'an' keer now for sweet ole bells.
A-hearin' IIeaben's ring.
Ilub dis big, wide riber,
What never seems to en-.
But jus runs on foreber,
So big, an bright, an gran
hear de neighbors singin'
When de suns low in de 0es'.
An Use sittin' ole an weary
On dc steps OBJ Heaben to res.
New Orleans Picayune.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29

Jawkins (angrily)-Hey, boy! How
do you dare to get on this weighing ma
chine with me?
Boy-Jus' git our total, boss, an then
I'll jump off, and when 1 see how much
you weigh then I'll know how much l
weigh. See?-Life.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-11-29

However hopeful one may be, whether
n laughs or weeps, none can make thee
speak, non can open thy hand before
the time, oh, mute phantom, our shad-
ow! Specter always masked, ever at our
side, called to-morrowi-Victor Hugo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-02-20

TIE bill introduced by Hon. Frank
Lesnet in the Legislature providing for the
more equitable distribution of the repre-
sentation in the legislature from the coun-
ties of Lincoln, Dona Ana, Grant and
Sierra, has, we are informed, passed both
houses. II provides for one councilman
and one representative to be elected from
this county. and one councilman and
two representatives from the counties OF
Dona, Sierra and Grant, This act gives
Lincoln county fair representation in
the legislature and Nh. Lesnet is entitled
to the thanks of all citizens for his sue
cess in having it passed.-Lincoln indie
pendent.
Councilman Dolan and Representative
Lesnet are equally entitled to the credit
for the passage of the act in question.
Their Joint influence and energetic work
brought about the passage of the act.
The people OF Lincoln county did the very
best thing they could have done by elect
ing Messrs, Dolan and Lesnet to repre-
sent them in the 18th legislative assembly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-02-20

THERE'S one thing, at least, the Chief
tain admires about the present legisla-
ture-it is the worst abused body of men
in the entire country. This, we take it,
is one of the best Endorsements for ac-
tivity and executive ability an assemblage
can possess.-Socorro Chieftain.
The 2Sth legislative assembly is all
right The abuse comes principally from
that professional blackmailer, the Albu-
querque Democrat and few Democratic
sheets who do not know any better and
want to make political capital out OF
abusing the legislature. That's all.