New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-30
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Cigarette smokers win be interested IN the report,
not yet confirmed, however, that certain manufactv
ureF OF cigarettes offers nice cemetery lot to every
one who smokes twelve dozen packages Of bis
cigarettes Probably he wants 70 make the punish
ment ct the oriisA
An rnsuls-Young Politician-Mr waDamakor
suppose there win bo number Of positions vacant IN
your Department, and should Ike 30 enter my ap-
The postmaster eneral-I am not so sure about
positions" but there WIN, think. be plenty Of
Young Politician with dignlhed disgust-workl
who's asking for workf Goodday, sir.-t Phiadelphia
Record.
II the fooltler won't have plenty to DO IN this town
before tle thlrteth Of April, then all the signs arc
fallacious.
Magazine q American History Is one Of the most l-
obtrusivo literary women In New-York Years ago
She soon turned her attention to writing Of moro
serious character and her History Of the CITY Of
ndef.tigable industry. She IS petite, quiet gentle
voiced, with z kindly and sympathetic face. ms.
on upper door she has the eoses eyIfe under the
SUM- She equertS society TO certain extent, and "
familiar figure during the season IN washington -CThe
Epoch.
1t announced that Mr.. Keely has at last got tho
hang Of the vbratOry sympathy busness, and that his
motor win therefore soon do somo lively noting
80 mote t be- exclaim the stockholders.
50 Had tho EdltOr.-ExcLted Lady. Crushing into
sdisoHsl rocmsoh Mr Editor (, cant you print an
mSpdam lam. by SSs w gye US few
LadyHe isn't dead SIR though The doctors give him
up but thought you printed the obituary u might
save his LIFE have beard Of so many cases Of that
sort-tBurington Free Pross
First Old Time Passon tdejectedly)-Ihere are no
pulpit Founders nowadays
Second Old limo Parson tmore de9ectedlyl--And
there are no pulpit expoundors either.
Mems nlghtshlrts are becoming more beautiful ana
expensive every day. Some Of tho dealers show
ss Toy arc Of tHS soe ss Pd coSo IN Ssr 70
ing eolors the daIntiest being ~ changing shades Of
tons, which may 81 had nom SO to s1oo set None
but tho rich really enjoy this Ife-Philadephia In
In Buenos Ayres the punishment for theft Is desth;
but the penalty is only enforced when the criminal
becomes incorrigible.
Lovely Eyes at Delmonico's Edward tvho has taken
hss Gdrl TO Deis and gyen heg $50 dinne1 Wen.
o@ aI Taa h 90 you Leiaa or Denoe e o.,o..
eyes ever sav.-(The Epoch.
The people Of Rhode Island arc becoming reused to
the nuisance Of locomotive whstllng It Is natural
that they should feel strongly on this matter. as
whisuDg locomotive can be heard all the STATIC
JDdTe-You have been pronounced guilty Of an It,
saw IN your own beBSfi ' Yes yoar HonoF.e 4
plead Tor mild sentence beeanse heys alreadL been
-lFnegende Blatter
Now that Oshkosh has got something no one WIN
DO surprised II Kalamazoo should demand something
Mrs Frontpew--I think it Is shocking--the interest
minister Is taking IN baseball Why, saw him /
Gus PLAYING Yesterday afternoon with lot Of boys
Mr. E.-oh / don's know that there is anything
Mrs. F-I don't say that It Is really immoral, but
by and by hem get curve pitch, thsy call IT, and
either leave the pulpit or want 10000 year |
Chicago Herald.
There is nne bust of BIshopeloet Grafton, Of |
the Episcopal Diocese Of Fond du Lao. Wis, In |
tho Boston Museum Of Fine Arts. Or. Grafton was /
many years the rector Of the Church of the Advent
Boston, and ought, therefore, TO be well known In
that city. And yet two young stood before the |
bust the other day, evidently puzzled It's charac
ter. At last ono of them asked who Is thatYs OBJ
replied tho other, It Is one of them old Greek gods"
/ wish the American women would do as the Euro /
pean women do when they go 20 tho theste and that
Is, got up and walk about chat and visit with ac-
Ween iSS ss Why s p O,4 'S sbomnsS this
tting cramped up In chair for three hours without
stirring. To me It denotes lack Of comprehension
for those men who go out between the acts know /
here arc some men who avoid much as possible
having 20 SIT stlli nom tho beginning TO the end OF
he play. But II were present at the theatre with
gentleman should tel him to 90 out and set ever
however, Is seldom.-tDr Lucy NJ. Hall IN Christian
Union.
In Mexico there are twenty-five more holidays than
here ars days In tho year. But tho loyal Mexican
viii celebrate them all II no has to sit up nights 10
10 1t.
nteraturc's Decline Publisher uooking over
language is not as flowing as for
Great Author tapoIogeaeally,-I wrote that on a
typewriter philadelphia Record.
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