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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02
SICK HEADACHE
SCOTS EMULSION orp-c-,

SUITS EMULSION Of Pure ca
Liver Oil, with Hypophospbite, i.
combination Of two Of the mos, ,,l,
bic remedies in existence for the ~.
of Consumption and all WASTING e.
ditions; is more generally recomrsr3
ed and used by Physicians than =.
known remedy; it gives most s.s,f.
tory results, and tones Up the svs,.r.
and when the Consumptire has w.,,s3
away and loses hope, the EmuI5o,
will speedily check the rauges Of III,
terrible disease, and restore the sri....
to good health and happiness tn,
is equally true in regard to Ricke,, !,
Children, or Marasmu5 and Anami, !,
Adults, and all impoverished coDdi.ior,
of the blood and especially des;rap.
Tor Colds and Chronic Coughs 2, !
will cure them more quickly than ori;
nary Specifics used. Palatable as nik
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

TERRIBLE RESPONSIBILITY. - Do
you think, Snaggs, the Rev. Mr. Spor-
lfic is ''called TO preach2"
Snaggs-No, 1 believe he Is a volun-
teer.
<"Well, 1 shouldn't suppose a God of
divine goodness would allow such a
preacher to torture the public"
"Well, you see he was sorter driven
to it."
sI'm surprised that you should use
such prevalent language. Please ex-
plain yourself"
"Well, you see Mr.. Spori6c was On
board a ship in the midst of the Attain
tic in a most terrible storm. The sea
swept over the deck, the timbers CT Il Z
vessel were wrenched and torn asur-
der, and the cry went up that the ship
was sinking. Just then Mr.. SporiGc
kneeled upon the deck and promise d
the Lord that if he would save the ship
he would devote himself to the minis
try. So you see he thrust a terrible re-
sponslbility upon the Lord who had to
take him or else drown the whole ship.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

HESS ROAD, NIAGARA Co, n. Y,

HESS ROAD, NIAGARA Co., n. Y,
March p, 1856.
About year ago l was taken with Sc
we're pain in both lungs. l was first at
tackled with violent chill, then a dreadful
pain and then a cough accompanied by
considerable fever. 1t looked very much
like bad attack of pneumonia. A friend
of mine procured five ALLCoCK's PLAs-
TIERS. One he put under each arm, one
under each shoulder blade, and one on my
chest close around my throat. In a few
hours the cough ceased, the pain gradually y
abated and 1 broke out in a profuse per-
spiration. 1 fell into a profound sleep, and
the next day was almost well. 1 wore the
Plasters eight days afterwards, and have
never had any trouble since.
WILLIAM A. SAWYER.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

FdrIous chemicals have been used for
the purpose Of bleaching bones, such as
sulphurous acid. chloride OF lime and
latterly peroxide OF hydrogen; but ac-
cording to experiments made at the
Bavarian Museum of Arts, a very SIM
pie and effective method has been dis
covered, which is said to impart to
bones thus treated almost the same ap-
pearance as ivory. After digesting the
bones with ether or benzIne, to remove
the fat, they are thoroughly dried and
Immersed in a solution Of PHOSPHORUS
acid in water containing one per cent.
OF phosphoric anhydride. After a few
hours they are removed from the solu.
ion. washed In water and dried when
they viii appear a. indicated above.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

Tbs remarkable faculty which cats,
dogs, pigeons and other animals posses,
of returning in a straight line to a point
OF departure, has awakened much Curl
osity on the part OF naturalists. Some
refer 1t to instinct, some to intelligence
similar to that of man, some to an in
ternal mechanism which makes the
animals simply automata; but none OF
these attempted explanations does any
thing toward solving the mystery.
Wallace supposes that when An animal
is carried great distance in a basket
Its flight makes it very attentive to the
different odors which it encounters
upon the way, and that the return of
these odors in inverse order furnishes
the needful guide. Toussenal supposes
that birds recognize the north as the
cold quarter. the south as the warm,
the east lin Francel as the dry and the
west as the moist. Recently, Viguler
has published, in the Revue Philosoph-
ique, an original memoir upon the
sense of orlen.ation and Its organs. in
which he attributes the faculty to q
perception Of magnetic currents,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

THE FRENCHMAN's CONTINENT.
"A Frenchman having received the
photograph of lady asked friend
what was customary under the clrcum-
stances.
Compliment it." replied the friend.
TELL her Its beauty Is very rare"
81 beg to make zee eacknowledg ment,
madam" he said to her at the next
meeting. Zee beauty of madam is
vair scarcep
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

oeen placed on exhibition by Cleve-
land inventor. The boat is to be pro-
PEELED by screw. so geared that il can
he made 10 turn by horses or mules
travelling in circle in their stables In
the boat. The inventor claims that
abundant power can be had In this
manner, and that a large saving can be
effected, particularly in river towing
bills, and by the reduction of help; that
1t would be cheaper than the present
method Of towing. even though no bet
ter time were made; but he IS confident
that four or five miles an hour can be
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

A CLERGYMAN, being recently ali
sent from home Oh business. his little
son calmly folded his hands and asked
the blessing usually pronounced by his
father at their morning meal. AT
lunch. being asked to pronounce the
blessing, he replied, with a grave face:
mo; / don't like the looks o. them
taters."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02
A Remarkable Papcr,

THE YOUTHS COMPANION is a welcome
visitor weekly in more than 400, 900 fami-
lies, and has won place in home life OBJ
tanned by no other publication. 1t isalways
safe, pure, instructive and entertaining.
The wonder is how any family can do with
out 1t, Any new subscriber who sends
Sl1 now. can have THE COMPANION free
every week TO January 1, 1889, and for a
full year from that date. Sample copies
free Address THE YOUTHS CoMPASIoS,
Boston, Mass.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

"YoU seem 10 be enjoying yourself,
Bobby,p y remarked one OF the guests II
at a dinner party.
YES" assented Bobby, with his
mouth full. 81 am maxim the most Of
it, cause after pa an ma give a big
dinner like this, it's always cold pickin'
for the next thirty days"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

So read the headlines of many a news
paper column, and we peruse with palpi-
tating interest the details of the catastro-
ply, and are deeply impressed by the sac
rifice of human lives involved. Yet thou
sands of men and women are falling vic
Tins every year TO that terrible disease,
consumption (scrofula of the lungs), and
they and their friends are satisfied 10 be-
lieve the malady incurable. Now, there
could be no greater mistake. No earthly
power, of course, can restore a lung that is
entirely wasted, but DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery will rapidly and surely
arrest the ravages OF consumption, II taken
in time Do not, therefore, despair, until
you have tried this wonderful remedy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02
More men have the courage of their
delusions than of their convictions.
GenteeI Ouacks.

eyes, it pays" said big, fat physician,
with 4 name which is known throughout
worth $40. 900 a year" "Women 2" YES,
you've guessed 1t first time. They pay $40
every time they come into my office. When
one gets on my list / tell you she stays !"
and DIR. H laughed long and loud. This
is quackery-gilt-edged, genteel quackery
to keep suffering woman paying tribute
year in and year out, and doing them no
good. DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
cures the peculiar weaknesses and diseases
of women. ltdoes not lie 10 them nor rob
them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02
SIMILARITY. - Maine hunter -

tell you bout bear /
Experienced visitor - / know all
about 1t. The bear had a cub and at
tackled you, and after using up all your
ammunition, you finally drew your
pocket knife and killed the brute.
''Wal, now, eff that amt Jest the way
1t happened; who told yeoup"
'.No one; but I've heard about one
hundred and fifty bear stories since
I've been here, and in every blessed
case the hero used up every bit OF am
munition, and finally killed the bear
with pocket knife. The mystery to
me is, why you fellows don't start in
with the pocket knife first"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

LUCKY TURKEY.-After having
listened, at Thanksgiving dinner, to
Jones' stale jokes. Smith said: II say,
Jones, the Thanksgiving turkey is
luckier than we are"
Jones-In what wayp
"He isn't stuffed with chestnuts un-
til after he is dead"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

''How MUCH cider did you MAKE
this year2" inquired one farmer Of an
other, the one having offered speci-
men of the beverage for trial.
Fifteen barrels" was the answer.
Another sip. well. if you had an
other apple you might have made an
other Darrelo -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02
A Family Gathering.

Have you father? Have you mother ?
Have you a son or daughter, sister or a
brother who has not yet taken Kemp's Bal
sam for the Throat and Lungs, the guaran-
teed remedy for the cure of Coughs, Colds.
Asthma, Group and all Throat and Lung
troubles? If so, why? when a sample bot
tie is gladly given TO you free by any drug
gist and the large size costs only soc. and 81.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

KEPT IN G.-Thrifty mother
Ellen, why will you persist in eating
the soft part of your bread and leaving
the crusts under the edge of your platter
Some day you may be glad to get even
crusts to eat.
Thoughtful daughter-Yes.m mother
that's what I'm saving them for.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

HER SUPPORT. Mrs. Bings-There
goes poor Mrs. Blather. She bears up
well under the loss of her husband.
Mr.. Bings-Yesl She stands it no.
bly,. Blather carried a good deal of
insurance, you know.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

HUSBAND (after churchl-Ded yon
notice, my dear. how late Mrs. Cadv. al
ader and the two MIszaS 3V~tnS Weref
Wife-Yes: and as they all wore the
psycI1o Knot for the lrst time, 1t is cas-
lily explained.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

ONE reason that dairy butter does
not bring the highest price, Is because
too many farmers keep it in their
cellars. A cellar is no place for butter,
no matter how clean or well ventilated
1t may be. There Will be more or less
odor from last years vegetables that
the butter will absorb.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

CORN FRITTERs.-To q can of corn
add two eggs well beaten, two table,
spoonfuls OF -four, one teaspoonful of
salt, one half teaspoon OF pepper, mix
thoroughly, have the pan hot. put in
two tablespoonfuls of lard, and drop In
the corn in large spoonfuls. Cook
brown.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

AGREED WITH HIM.-Beggar (pre-
lminarily)-I've seen better days
Busy man-So have L. Looks as If
it had set in for an all-day drizzle. Con-
foundedly unpleasant. Got to take
'em as they come, though. Ira la la.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02
WHEN there is an ENORMOUS corn

crop, the hog Is expected to be the
great consumer. Especially is this SO
of the railroad lines. making 1t neces-
sary to drive the crop to market instead
of hauling 1t. 1t is An accepted fact
that without cheap corn We cannot
have cheap pork. Now the question
is, "How long will this thing last?"
Are not the demands OF the pork con-
sumers driving the growers to use
other foods?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

Miss GAYsPARRow (reading placard
in Wanny's window)-See what 1t says
Ethel. "Our Book Department en-
braces everything desirable, at lowest
prices"
Miss Flybelle-Let's go in. We may
be able to obtain "kisses of Fate.r
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

CORN MUsH--Put a quart of water
on to boil. STR pint or cold milk
with one pint of corn meal and one ia
blespoonful of salt. When the water
boils, pour In the mixture gradually,
stirring well. boil half an hour, stirring
often.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

JUsTIFIABLE PRIDE. - Magistrate
ito prisoner) - You are charged, sr,
with beating your wife.
Prisoner-Yes, sab, an Use proud Of
1t. sab.
"Paoud OF itf''
''Kase, sir, she weighs twenty poun =
mon me-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

BEFORE AND AFTER. - Can a
young man marry comfortably on c5'"
a year?' asks a correspondent le
he can; but he will be deucedly unc, m
fortably afteTwaId.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

PROFITS FROM TREES--Allowing
Zach tree thirty feet OF room (that Is,
planting the trees thirty feet apart in
checked rows), an acre will permit OF
IbOut fifty trees. They will not be
:eady for market, or to be sawed up
IS lumber, until they are about TWEEN ty
years OF age. Their value will then
depend on the kind of trees and the
mum Der of feet of lumber that can be
sawed from each tree. If the trees are
twenty-five feet apart about sixty-dve
trees can be grown on an acre, but the
closer the trees the slower the growth
and the sooner they must be cut down.
Each acre OF land can be made to pro-
duce $1,000 in choice trees In twenty
years, or at the rate of S25 per acre an
nually. while the yield of nuts will
more than pay the Interest on capital.
No correct estimate can be made on
the value of an acre of walnut. In
Indiana recently trees sold at the rate
OF 5000 per acre. but they were very
large. IL an application of ashes be
given the trees every year the growth
will be increased. The profit arises
from the utilization of land that would
veInain idle if not occupied by trees.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

The Norrie mine of Michigan Is the
greatest iron mine in the world. 1t has
shipped nearly 800, 0,0o0 tons OF ore this
season.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

CORN CAKES. One pint OF corn
meal, one half pint or -four, three tea
spoonfuls OF takIng powder, salt; mi K
these together, add one egg. one table
spoonful of sugar, milk to make thin
batter, put egg in pint cup, fill up
with milk.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

AFTER THE BooDLE.-Mrs. Peter
by-Why did you bow SO politely to
that communicating manP
Jud ge Peterby-He has got a brother
who lives in Indianapolis and who
knows Harrison personally.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02
Follow the sound principle OF having
your wants within your means.
Radical Cure for Ep,Iept,e Fits.

To the Edtor-Please inform your readers
that have a positive remedy for the above
named oisAase which i warrant TO cure the
worst cases - strong is my faith in its vir
tues that 1 will send free s-----Tie bottle and
valuable treatise to any sufferer VINO VII Vive
me his =. o. and Express address kespy,
HG. ROOT. NJ. G, lS3 Pearl st. New orks
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

SEITH-WIll you give me the next
waltz, Mrs. Jones?
Widow Jones-Yes, Mr.. Smith, but
you must not waltz fast. You know
am not out of mourning yet.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

Be sure 10 GET Hoods Sarsaplril.a II you want
an honest, reliable medicine. Do not take any
other which Is alleged 10 be about the same" or
''just as good Insist upon having Hoods Sar-
sapsrilia, which Is peculiar TO Itself. Sold by all
druggists. Try II
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

INDIAN CAKE.-Three cups each of
Indian meal and -four, one cup each of
sour milk and molasses. sprinkle with
salt, dissolve one teaspoonful OF soda in
milk, mix all together. Bake in mod
erately heated bake kettle or oven.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

A CLEAR CASE. - Broker - How
much have you cleared by your specu-
lations in wheat?
Victim-Clearedl Why, I've cleared
my pockets!
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

SORE eyes is sometimes a complaint
With young chicks, and arises from cold.
a drop of glycerine rubbed on the
eyes is the best remedy. Sores on top
OF the head may generally bs traced TO
lice. Swelled eyes, with running at
the ncstrils, indicates Group.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

Remedy for earache: Olive-oil, one
ounce; chloroform, one drachm. Mix
ana shake well together. Pour twenty
nve OF thirty drops into the ear, and
Close II up with piece Of raw cotton
70 exclude the air and retain the NIX.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

CORN CAKE. - One quart of corn
meal. one quart Of milk, two eggs, half
a cup of sugar, or three tablespoonfuls
of molasses, teaspoonful OF salt, three
teaspoonfuls of baking powder.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

OYSTER SAUCE FOR TURKEY.-Boil
twenty. five oysters in their own liquor,
drain, preserving the liquor. Put half
pint of milk in a double boiler, and
when hot add half pint of the oyster
liquor strained through a fine sieve.
Rub together two level teaspoonfuls Of
1our and large teaspoonful of butter,
STIR it into the hot milk, and stir and
cook for one minute, add the oysters
and 4 palatable seasoning of salt and
pepper.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

1faffiicted with sore eyes use DIR. Isaac Thomp-
n'sEye-wafer. Druggists sell at &c. per bottle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

RARE STUFF.-Ed-DId you find
any good whisky in ParlsP
Ned-No; the only good Bourbon
saw there was a portrait of LOUIS XIV.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

ONE article OF food cannot supply
all the necessary sustenance, tecause
it may lack some Of the essential ele-
ments and is sure to have some in in
sufficient quantity. A normal appe-
tite, that sure guide to the wants OF
nature, Graves a variety OF foods. 1t
Is not necessary to make the ration
costly; a little thought will provide a
variety in the ration and without grea-
ter cost. AS to regularity in feeding,
it has been amply demonstrated that
animals do not so well thrive when fed
irregularly as when they get their food
at certain seasons
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

Nothing Cures Dropsy. Gravel, Brlsht's. Heart,
Diabates, Urinary, Liver Diseases. Nervousness,
&c, IKE Cams Kidney Cure once, s3l Area
81, Phla. ST. bottle, Tor s. At Druggists.
Cures the worst cases. Cure IIrLnteeL Try It.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

HE HAD GRowN.-Son Gust from
college)-I'l put up with no more of
your fault finding. I'm no longer the
quiet lamb that formerly was.
Parent-NO, you have grown consld-
arabia.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02
Rupture cure guaranteed by

DR.. j. b. Mayer, s3l Arch ST., PhIra,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou
sands OF cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

FITS; AL Fits stopped free by DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first day usa Mar
yeous cures. Treatise and 81 90 trial bottle free
Fit cases. send 20 DR.. Kline 93l Arcn ST. Phlla Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

A FIVE dollar note is more valuable
than five gold dollars, because when
you put 1t in your pocket you double
it, and when you take it out again you
see il increases
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

A perfect specifc-Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

TEN years is a very long time to keep
a chUrn, even IL it be cleaned with
scrupulous care always after using.
They do not cost much in these days,
and no matter what kind OF wood they
are made of, 1t becomes In time satura-
ted with the oil of the milk to that ex-
tent that no amount OF hot water can
take it out, Age makes this grease old
and rank, and the odor quickly con-
teammates the fresh cream, especially
when II Is warm from churning,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

FRIED PARSNIPs. - Pare and boil
four good sized parsnips until tender
about three quarters of an hour. When
done. drain and mash fine, add half
teaspoonful of salt. one tablespoonful
OF -four, one egg well beaten and a dash
OF pepper. Mix well and form into
small round cakes. Put two large Ia
blespoonfuls of dripping in a frying
pan; when hot put in the cakes, brown
on one side, turn and brown on the
other.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

UNCLE-So, you are going to be
marriedl
Nephew-Yes, uncle.
"Well, I'll give you piece of advice
that won't come amiss. Begin married
life with a good excuse for STAYING out
all night, so your breakfasts can be
happy meals.''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

HEDGING ON A BET. - "Hello.
Bromley, that isn't the fair thingI You
promised that if your side lost the cleo
tion, you'd shave off one whisker.''
"Well, haven't II"
"Yes, but you've shaved off both of
Them"
''Oh, that's all right. lost the other
one III the same kind of a bet with
Darringer."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02
Frazer Axle Grease.

The Frazer Axle Grease lasts four tme
as long as any other. Use it, and save
your horses and wagons. A fair trial will
prove that we are right.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-02

Inspiration is contagious. One man,
dead in earnest, sets a hundred other
men on fire.