The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-12-12
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-Whss hss nan four hsnds' - Whsb
BE- douhlss his asis
- Philadelphia Shoemaker nys thai
most sifs bay she. 10 Ct their kssds 10.
steal 81 their feet
--Cas.oner How much 10 this rinaf
Nss ges,iry clsfi It's marked ise
figstees ocnis. pies,e
--Womsn 10 lorely creature. aud she
fso~s H. too. bat she is aiwIys viilisg 10
be taii Of u oaee more
--whso you're tied up 10 = msa iur bet
ie Or .or,e ne = sisLt more easy 70 get
aloas ~hsn ii's for better
Tsis ecGss 10 very muddy this morn
ias Yea deaf bat you mus. remember
h"s npsei thiags are 10 Brazil
fasls great niue. ! tell you there's
n.oaey 10 II How DO you know there is'
Well. put SO, 600 Ia il myself.
Never msks love 10 . corn geld. Re-
msmter that corn has ears and is easily
shocked. You should make an ost OF
this.
Lawyers clerk VIII you have .
chair. tsiss. Boston girl No. thank you,
soulda't kbos what 70 do With IT, Bal,
III sit down. II may.
MIR. Csnbriige Miss Lakeside, have
you EYER read Looking Backwardr Miss
L,ke.ids-No. tried to once. but IL gave
me crick 10 the neck.
Its odd, aud sometimes melancholy,
remsrks 81 exchange, to SEQ man try
10 make up his mind when be has no ma.
teriai on hand 10 work with.
Mt Squsshead observing . metropo-
Titan daily on the couoter Of the village
stored What Ain't that air paper busted
up YETI Why, qui, takin' |, fifteen years
ago
You are regular miser exclaimed
Mrs. Snooper. when her husband refused
10 give her s25 she asked for. No. not q
niser. replied Soooper; merely an econo-
mizsr.
Dead Mr.. Jones. said q learned wo.
man, you remind me OF barometer that
ia filied with nothing in the upper story
Divine Amelia Brown, said be. you are my
upper story.
Station master--Come. come, my good
msol You musn't walk on the the track.
Tramp (lisgusted) The conductor says
! can. ride, and you say | cant walk.
What's your road here for. auy wayi
What 3 kind, thoughtful hubby you
ars, said the young wife. throwing her
arms around bis neck when he brought
home turkey. and what dear little bird
II is. should say IL was dear, he growl-
cd | won il at . rattle.
In RENTING for subscription do not
say Please tind inclosed. etc. Leave OF
the 'please," II is unnecessary TO plead
with an editor 10 that way. II there's any
money 10 the letter he will find il, and
don't you think he won't
Look here, said the credit man, We
can't sell you thosesoods ou four months
time. Wy not. gives you my note' But
do your notes sell on the street? Mine
gfsciousl no. or would 90 home and make
notes instead Of cloding.
Should the czar ever lose his present
job. be ought to be able. with his great
experience 10 lodging missiles OF dyna.
mite. to secure from the national baseball
league position as umpire.
"A farm journal asks: Why do the
young rush 10 the towns and cities7 The
answer is easy enough. It's because they
are anxious 10 get there. And the fact
that there are no farms 10 the city may
have something 10 do With il
Professor (msking himself agreeable)
Aluminium l. wonderful metal. Mr..
S,ruckoyle. Struckoyle Yes. il is. My
son James belongs TO the aluminium 1850
citation OF the college he graduated from ),
sad I've heard him speak Of il.
Mrs. GallIb!e do you know. dear
John 10 just IS boyish 10 his feelings as be
ever vas. Mrs. lkswler-lndeed2 Mrs.
0uIiibls = Yes. Why. II is only last night
heard him talking 10 his sleep about see-
log the elephant Tue dear fellow has
doubtless been to the circus.
You must feel some satisfaction 10
eating the turkey that chased you around
the yard . week ago. said the minister.
he "a. very aucy bird when alive,
wasn't be' Yes, replied little Johnny,
aud ma said when you got through there
would be nothing left but the cranberry
ssues.
-uacie Sam Say. Tm blowed II / 20
out sssio ulI e.. some mes clothesl Col.
ombi. Why. what's the matterf The
nsi,sri Every iius appear some one
shoats Where did you &c, that bs,'' and
these ,roa.ers Of mioe arc away behind the
fashion not one-thiri vide enough.
Something must he dooe.
"A Lancaster woman called upon Pres.
idea, Harrison. few days ago. sod asked
him 10 settle church dispute. The pres.
idea, respectfully deelieed. A man may
succeed 10 running the United States gov.
sfamsat and prove miserable failure in
se'iiins church nsht The latter re.
quires more executive ability and even.
ness Of tsnpef.
-coaatry Eiiior would like to zee
come Of yoaf long tailed coats. Clothing
Dealer --Somsthing f..hiousbis. | Supposed
Editor Il don't care . cent about THAI Nv |
wife has nut a dsfk lilac kt,lfyhl In INV i