The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-10-31
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"A voGsa car Asey . secret. but sts
dos4t llks IA
"A sooilsss siisnp,-To set up stair,
s1,hosl b~lps beard BY youf vile.
Gem 10 80 snblem Of pssos. bot Il
10 bers appreciated usial Il sss 90 iis
-r..icps rsliSs area wiie-Asd do
y0s love use s,lll. dssrief Hssbspd So Yes.
dsfiins very Sill
-osi 10 oilsbotns saspieloas oh.fse
isv sometimes vsIl 90, oitovn and some
iimss they 60 By rail
Teacher, 10 nlserslosy elsss Give
u. The sans o, The largesi tbovn dis
nosa. J0hDry. The soe,
lite rather fonuns,e for many Of ~
tAa cur school dsys ended beiors the
discovery Of Tho electric switch.
Il man may be very great sud very
god add then bot attract bali the s,ien.
toa thsts captured hooe thief doea
Ga Their Wedding Journey. She
Tas 10 Minerva He Vas she married.
She-sO. she 80 the Goddess Of Wis.
dom.
A Pennsylvania woman has worked
on . crazy guilt all day for thirteen
years The quilt is no, quite crazy. but
she -.
-Tump-I hsve scarcely . rag 10 my
back. mum, cant you help me outf Lady
--Crris,ply. cir; here's the rag bag, help
yourself
You seem o, home here. remarked .
MAJ ., the pos. once 10 the postmaster
Yes. replied fhe latter. this is my stamp.
log ground.
-He-Will you marry mef She-No.
He--Then will you marry Sam Ssvyerf
He wanted me W ask you for him. too,
while / vAs about H.
--Tslk about generslshipl II Nspolesn
had ever seen girl climb bsrbed wire
fence be would have held the honors Of
Ansterlitx 81 nothing.
1T there anything = msu cannot dot
ssks 81 exchange. We have never yet
found man who could scold the children
with his mouth 'ull OF pins
Smith The City OF Paris, l bear. con.
sames more coal than apy other ship.
Jones THAT'S mistake. Smith -wha,
ship beats il. ,henl Jones -Courtship.
-Minks Were you away last summer
Winks-Yes. of about month at 3 sum
mer resort. How did you spend the
timer Waiting for II TO stop rain
ing.
Farmers Wiie-I suppose you will
soon DO leaving the country for the city.
Won't your Tramp Yes. ms'sm; ms sllus
about this time OF the year that the actors
begin crovdin' us Of the road.
Il hear your husband has been out
shooting. Did be have any luckf asked
Mira Fi,xroy Of Mrs. Shiftlsss. Oh. yes;
be had luck. il you please to call 1t 80.
lie saved two fingers OF his right hand.
--Precocious Boy Mamma, was Apan
las killed for telling just one LIEF Mamma
He was. my son. Boy (thoughtfully)-
There has been change in the admins
ration STAGE Ananias' time hasn't there,
mammal
Happy said Dickinson county farm.
Or, with . smile on his face that reached
around back OF his ears. we'll. / should say
so Last year We we're too poor TO flag
bread wagon. and now we have pie three
times day.
Mrs. oldboy -oh, you needn't talk,
Johu You was bound 10 have ne. You
can't say that ever ran after you. Oldboy
Very true, Maria, and the rat trap never
runs after the mouse, but 1t gathers him
IN ell the same.
Traveller (irom Kentucky Madam.
can l get drink berei Lady OF the house
--Cer,sioly, there's the we'll Traveller
with a cour,ly ges,ure) Madam. you
misunderstood me. | don't wish to wash
my hsnds. | want drink
Ethel he'd beea requested TO write
note to the colored lsundress, requesting
her sarviccs 10 the near future. Msmms,
said she. don't you think II was to use
violet ink instead OF black. IL would be
less apt 10 hurt her feelings
A.. n..k ~ a.. nuu.a-.- HIN
How charming your trees look. Mr.. Raw
bur; hos beautifully red the leaves have
turned. Mr. RAwbnr lsho has bad ses.
son) II you had heard oil The SILLY talk
and seen oil the silly scenes the iress
hsve during the season. you'd turn red
yourself.
Don't you think. said youth, after
working bis vocal cords With intense vipor |
beside the hotel pisso. thst ought TO 60
on the s.agei Yes. replied Miss Pepper
ton. Who dosen't like him very veil. any
hov. / certainly do. Thefs is one ths. |
leaves Tor the station inst an hour and
halt from no~.
s., Peter = Hsvsnt l heard your name
bcfors' Western boomer OF course you
hsvel Everybody has heard OF the found.
er OF baskerville. DAko,sl N. Peter
You can come 10. Mr.. Boomer. but you
mustnt write snv pamphlets about this
place. Yoa're liable 10 laste statements
that the attractions won't warrant
-omshs Papa SO you are going TO
marry. are you, my sony presume The
young lady you are about 10 ved knows
oil sbou, homework and looking after the
vsnts Of . familyi Omaha Youth Well
you inst bet abe docs | vish you could