The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1889-06-26
BRIGHT WIT OF ANIMALS.
SOME OF THEM SHOW AN INTEL
LIGENcE ALMOST HUMAN.

Correspondent Relates Three Good Anec-
dotes-An Artisans Experience with
"PolIy'' That Was Full Of Tun-The Cat
Isn't Such a Loafer as Some Think.
An expert artisan came here from New
York to do some fine inside work on Scran-
ton mans new house. 1t was going to take
him three or four weeks to do the job, and
while he and the owner of the premises were
standing near the side entrance, just before
the work was begun, the owner said: "As
you are to be in my employ for some time,
would like to know what name to call YOU
'sOh, call me Matt the mechanic replied
and into the house he went to begin his job.
A few days afterward he heard some one
yelling siMafti'' and he skipped up stairs to
see what was wanted of him, supposing that
the man he was working for had called to
him. No one was there, and he returned to
his work on the first floor, but in little
while he was again interrupted by a voice
that yelled: Hello. Natl | say, Natl
Hello there, Matti' and once more he trotted
up stairs. He soon found from another work
man, who had just come in, that the owner
OF the property was out of town, and he
went down stairs a little mystifled. As he
had told his name to no one but the owner
OF the house, hearing it called out in that
way struck him as rather queer, and, inn
agining that some fresh person had got hold
OF his name and was trying to make n fool of
him. he sauntered out and took turn around
the yard to see II he could discover the joker
AND THEY WE'RE FRIENDS THEREAFTER.
When he got to the side of the house where
he had told his name to the man ne was doing
the job for, ''Hello Mattl' rang out again,
followed by "Ah, there, Matt and the mys-
terry was solved. Just over the fence, a few
feet from thenext house, parrots cage hung
from the lowest limb of chestnut tree, and
the parrot In the cage was the creature that
had been yelling at the workman "Polly,
you're rascal, I'll get even with you some
time" the mechanic told the garrulous bird,
and the parrot, seeming to know that it had
leased the man, chuckled Justify for a couple
of minutes
One afternoon, when the family that owned
the parrot were away from home, a shower
game up suddenly. The workman heard the
bird scream, and he went and stood ia the
doorway and told 1t to stop its noise Take
Polly In; Polly get all wetir 1t yelled when It
began to rain hard, and the man told it that
he was going toilet 1t get good and wet to pay
1t for fooling him. "Oh, take Polly in, the
ulIQ DeRBttlt anu, Wuet bn6 SHOWER was tnlCk-
est the mechanic climbed over the fence I'M
hooked the cage, and gave the parrot shelter
until its owner came home through the rain.
They were good friends after that, and the
parrot missed the workman when he didn't
come around any more.
Capt George b Thompson, Of Adams av-
enue, owns o cat and rooster that are in
separable companions. They are about the
same age, and they have been brought up In
the barn together. When the kitten was
fortnight old, dog killed its mother, and it
had to be fed with spoon to keep 1t alive.
At one time it looked as IL it was on its last
legs, but in few weeks IL began 10 pick up,
and after that it grew like weed. After
the old cat was killed. one OF the captains
hens, that had come Off with a brood of chick
ems a few days before, protected tho mother
less kitten along with her downy little ones.
One OF the chickens took n great notion to the
playful kitten, and the latter formed sim
liar attachment for the chicken and as they
grew up the affection became stronger and
stronger. Both were males, and many time
the cat has pitched in and helped the rooster
lick some other rooster, using his claws till
the feathers flew, and the intruder was glad
to scamper away.
Whenever the cat got into trouble with
another, the rooster helped him out by spur
ring the quarrel picker and making 1t flee
from the yard. Since the cat and the rooster
became full grown their attachment has been
as strong as ever. Once Mrs. Thompson heard
the rooster choking behind her, and, looking
around, she saw the cat rubbing the ROSTERS
throat with his paws, as IL he knew what the
trouble was, and wanted to do all he could to
remove it.
PUss AS ''oLD PROPS"
Farmer Ambrose Nellis OF jefferson town
ship, has wise old mother cat who pays a
good deal IL attention to the state of the
weather On an unseasonably hot day puss
gave birth to four fine kittens under q big
currant bush in the garden, and so long as
the weather remained warm and pleasant, as
1t did for nearly week, she had solid COM
fort with her little ones under the currant
bush. A black thundercloud came up In the
west one afternoon and the old catcrept from
underneath the bush, looked up at the sky,
dashed her tail, inewed family, and crawled
back. In less than minute she took ono of
her kittens by the nape of its neck and lugged
1t toward the house, making no stop till she
had put 1t down on some old clothes In the
garrett when she hurried back and did tho
szIne with another OF hcr young ones. When
puss was on her way to the garnet with the
third kitten there was a low rumble of dis
tant thunder that made her hurry faster than
before. Big rain drops began to patter on
the leaves when the old cat cantered toward
the bush after thefourth kitten, but she made
haste and got it into the house before much
rain had fallen. As soon as the shower was
over and the sun came out, the old cat went
to her nest in the garden and found puddle
Of water ia it. AZ intervals of ten or fifteen
minutes she trotted out again and looked the
place over. Puss did this seven or eight
times The puddle soaked into the ground,
the sun dried the leaves and surface, and by
supper time tho nest was dry again When
puss saw that it was nice and dry she lugged
her kittens back to her favorite nest, watch
ing them almost constantly until there were
signs Of rain in the sky, when she again car
ried them to the garrett It rained for two
days that time. and puss kept her kittens un-
der cover until after the storm had passed
and things had got dried off outside once
more.-Scranton Letter to New York Sun
The venerable NJ. Chevreul never cared for
the pleasures Of the palate, consequently he
ata very little himself and rallied at those who
ate more He considered that the revolution
did France great evil by throwing the
cooks Of royalty and of the nobility out OF
employ nient, and thereby leaving them moth
ing tolo but to open cheap restaurants and
serve palate tickling meals to tile masses IL
Chnyreul may have gone to an extreme in his
beliefs, but 1t Is generally admitted truth
that more illness Is caused by over eating
than by under eating