The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-12-26

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Dlldll COuulOII-A UdDy
A gentleman of color-A painter.
Pears is the pure'tfand best Soap ever
Beechams Pills like magic on q
weak stomach.
The burning question of the hour
The price of coal.
Titles of nobility are as old as the hu-
man race. Adam was the first bare un.
Clothes are hung out to dry quicker
by using ]. G. Davis Old Soap than any
other.
A young bachelor is an odd fellow, and
some woman is always trying to get even
with him.
Why is it bad for boy to be given
man S clothes Because he thus acquires
loose habits.
The most direct method of determin-
ing horse power-Tickle his hind legs
with briar.
"Where does this Judge Lynch we
hear 20 much of live ?" "Oh, he hangs
around all over the West"
Almost every young lady is public
spirited enough TO be willing to have her
fathers house used as court house. ,
"Well, summers over at last" re-
marked man who came in. Yes,
think it is / notice you left the door
Open"
What is the difference between man
paralyzed with fear and leopard's tail ?
One is rooted to the spot, and the other
is spotted to the root.
Yes" said the poet to the boy, as he
stepped into the elevator, 81 am going
up. l want to feel for once in my life
that I'm rising poet.
There is probably but one thing which
s harder to do than to get out of warm
bed in The morning, and that is to get
into cold bed at night.
Bolton-Young Jones is very generous
with his cigars, isn't he Wolton-Yes,
puff but he would puff be kinder to
his friends if he smoked them himself.
Simpkins-Frank, how are you getting
on with Miss Brown Frank-As well
as l can. I've got as far as the front
gate l expect to get in the house soon.
carbohydrates the matter with the
beefsteakP New Boarder-I don't know,
but l have a horrible suspicion that the
COW was affected with general ossifica,
ton.
Mrs. Youngwife-I can't see why my
bread don't raise, John. I've tried ev-
erything. Mr.. Y, laying down his bis
cult in despair-Ever try dynamite, my
dear ?
The great question of the day is /:
How to keep the Irish dynamite excite
ment in a manageable condition" Easy
enough. Give each man bottle of DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup
Ethel (weeping)-I am so disappointed
in him. l am sure he was tipsy last
night-he threatened to kiss me May
We'll, there's no knowing what men
won't do when they're drunk
Mother-You have drawn that donkey
very nicely Johnny, but you have for
gotten one thing. Where is his tail
Johnny-Oh, that donkey doesn't need
any tail. There are no flies on him.
, "Why is it that the groom always
seems frightened at wedding ?" re.
marked a young woman. "Humph! He:
got right to be !" was the rejoindel
! of an old married man within hearing
George" she said, "do you believe
in the old saying, Out of sight, out O
; mind P" well no, not altogether" re
sponded George, hesitatingly. For in
stance, take boil on the back of one'
neck"
'Let observation with extended view
survey good things from China to Peru
4 and he will not find anything of sucl
! astonishing merit in killing all the pain
! that flesh is heir to, as he will know i
in Salvation Oil, when he has given it
D fair trial.
3 After diphtheria, scarlet fever, o.
pneumonia, Hoods Sarsaparilla will
D give strength TO the system, and expe
q all poison from the blood.
"All the men are not fools, anyhow >
: snapped Mrs. CURLY to her husband
duringa little domestic discussion. mo
my dear, replied Mr.. c., with true man
ly politeness. mo there are few
bachelors left as samples"
A family gathering. you faith
q er? Have you a mother Have you
son or daughter, sister or brother VIII,
has not yet taken Kemp's Balsam TO
the Throat and Lungs, the guaranteed
remedy for the cure of Coughs, Colds
Asthma, Group and all Throat and LunJ
= troubles II 80, why, when a sample bot
tie is gladly given to you free by an,
. druggist, and the large size costs only s.
cents and $l,0O?
e The average production of corn pc
: acre during the past ten years does no
exceed "a bushels against GIL the previ
: Gus decade,
= Never make sudden changes of fooc
for your animals. Gradually accuston
Z them to the new diet, so as not to dis
I turb their digestion.
In studying the question of economy
: in feeding, both the feeding and com
J mercial value OF the food used must b,
taken into consideration.
Any considerable change OF tempera
: ture to which an animal is habituateC
is unfavorabe to the accumulation o.
= fat, il not check to growth.
All stables and stalls should be made
water-ti tight and incline toward gutter
to catch the liquid droppings. which ar,
OF equal value with the solid.
Too many Of our farmers try to cover
to much ground. They are like a her
trying to hatch fifty eggs when a dozer
are ss many as che can cover.
The earthworm is said to be busy al
the while preparing and fertil zipg the
surface Foil for the growth of plants, L
is never idle in its humble work.
Muck is good absorbent, but il il
sticky and filthy in the stable, while 81
a rule it's fertilizing value is great,
: overrated. Dry earth is preferable.
A Mas achusetls man is said 10 hav,
had 726 beans grow on one stalk. Tina
was worth saving for seed,
Farming must be run n an int, lligen
D and Systematic basis, ike all other kind
: of busioess, in order to pay.