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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31
STA 81 sppe. I"

1t is a sneezy thing to get the in.
epza.-Chicago Joufcal.
Evideutly the new disease is both.
ing to be sneezed at.-New Haven
News.
1t is down right mean for Europe
to give Uncle Sam her inhueuza for q
christmas present. dayton Herald
Tue souude.t advice is not 20 have
anxiety aud you are not likely to have
any iDflleDzl 10 huri. Boston Trav.
eler.
An influenza victim may not have
q relative in the world, but still be
lives with his s'niece.-Binghamton
Republican,.
The smart Yankee in Marseilles
who took quinine proved that in
fluenz, wasn't sup to nuff."-Bing-
hamton Republican.
Now that the influenza is in the
wicked city o. New York every citi.
zen will be expected 10 go out on his
snesze at once.-Buffalo Times.
Doubt as to whether the genuine
articles has been consigned by
European shippers or only q spurious
''leetle" ktcheoyou is expressed
Washington Star.
Its a sneezy thing to fool with
LA grippe"
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GOOD LUX.
Nc. H. 4. Clarke, of ~. Louis,
Gels $4,000 From the
Louisiana Siaie:
Lottery.

els il actually true that you have
received q part of the capital prize Of
the last drawing Of Toe Louisiana
Siase Lottery" asked a reporter for
sse Sisr-SayiD.s of Mr.. 81. G. Clarke,
a young photographer, who has been
.ryios 70 procure a home out of the
savings of bis wa es, earned at his
trade. He has been employed at
August Casts for some time past and
,rs:des at No. 712 Nor.h Com pton
AveGue.
"Yes" eaid he, 81 have actually
received $4,000 in cash-.ood
United States currency-ss q teuth
part of tne capital prize of $500, 600.
TIE mouey was paid to me by the
Continental National Bank. of St.
Louis, is now in my possession and y
part of it will 20 into home for my.
self and my family"
81 suppose you will give up the
trade now.
80, yes,' said be with a smile that
showed how happy he was. "lilhog-
raphy or any other occupation of ten
hours a day has little charm by the
side of $50, 900, which enables one to
look his friends in the face with q
manly feeling"
"What was the number of your
ticket"
"No. SO. I sent 81 to the New
Orleans National bank last month for
a one-tenth part of a whole ticket,
and that was the number / received
in return. | put the ticket away, aud
thought no more OF it. My wife
thought it was 81 thrown away, but
she Is smiling and happy enough now
on account Of the new home we are
to have. / had become tired of pinch.
ing along from week to week, and was
becoming discouraged at the slow
progress was making in procuring q
competence for the rainy day that
impresses itself so wildly upon any
one who has family to support. The
money l sent was not begrudged, be-
cause in our business we have very
little opportunity of getting out 10
take advantage of chances to 60 into
business, or to look arter any paving
investments. At any raie, 1 con.
cluoed if l did not risk something TO
'icrease my income outside of my
weekly wages, it would be several
years before L could get what my
heart was set Qua comfortable
home"
"And you feel like another man
now ?"
Certainly. I am prepared 10 co.
Joy life. The transaction was no myth
and the reports of the drawing no
rumor, L assure you. have the
money in my possession, which will
save me several years. hard work and
allow me to live respectably."-St.
Douis mo Star Sayings.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31
A SQUALL
In Sight Between County and
a1Ownship Offirial.

Constable Robert Ramsey has a
grievance against Sheriff Ellis Smith.
He s. ted it to a BAzoo reporter yes
tecdsy.
Constable Ramsey says that Sheriff
Snith makes a habit of openly
seekiog and soliciting JUS
tees warrants in order to
cerve them and get the fees. He
says lhat Sheriff Smith, being in the
court house, knows whenever ar in.
formation for q stale warrant is filed
ard he at once basteus to get the
{. }, siag of the wlriaut, He says the
al erif has this moo served no less
than ten warrants issued by justices
of the peace in this town.
ship. be having secured the
serving OF five warrants in one day,
slone, la week fro Il Justice Blair's
cours-tbe Thatcher school house
cases.
Constable Ramsey objects vigorous
ly to these proceedings on the part of
the sheriff. While the law allows
these processes from justices courts to
be served by either the sheriff or con.
sable, yet Mr.. Ramsey says no sheriff
has ever heretofore attempted to get
such business ard, he says. Murray
and Joe Bowers always refused it. If
the sherif ipsisted in taking all
Ills work it would run the constable
out of business and the constable might
as we'll be abolished.
"No SIR" said Mr.. Ramsey,
"Sberif Smith is encIoachipg on my
rights and he is doing what he has no
right 10 do and what no other sheriff
ever did,"
This is Mr.. Ramsey's complaint.
He evidently does not feel very good
over it.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31

Mr.. and Mrs. ODER, formerly with
"Old Homespun," are 10 New YORK
resting.
Helen Tracy, whose home is in
Chicago, has gone 10 Texas, 10 play
''She, in the Webster.Ef ady com.
pany.
-B'akelev Hall, the well Known
AID brilliant correspondent of the
New York Sac, has written a play fol-
Miss Kate Forsyth.
The ca. :s.uls number of Dun
lop's Stage News was handsomely il.
Illustrated and reflected much credit on
lis publishers.
the i'u of Hoyt and Thomas
Will mex season be known as Hoyt,
Thomas AGO Mckee. NJ. Frank
Mckee lie new partner, is one OF t,e
shrewdest mec 10 the. theatrical pro-
fess;ou, and Tue most popular.
Mr.. Wilson Barrett seems to be a
better writer than he is an actor. His
story entitled "Mora, q fairy tale for
little folks" published in the Christ
mas number of the Dramatic News is
q little gem. Personally, MIR. Barrett
has made o host of friends in the
American metropolis.
j. K. Emmett, appears yet to be
the best drawing star on the road !,
at least he played to more money a
couple of weeks ago than was ever
taken at one theatre in Pittsburg.
The managers of the BDou Theatre
saised their prices and for the week
Mr.. Emmett drew s12,048,25 to the
box Office.
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can scarcely imagine tie feelings, the
consideration, the overwhelming dis
grace That would stiike the hearts of
those pareu,s aod bow their heads in
u0dyipg shame. Yet this is but one
cbap,e. 10 ooe home. If all the
chapters III all the bones were COL
lected even "ibe world itself would
not contain tbe books which would
be wit"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31

Don't give up, there is q cure for
catarrh and cold in the head. Thousands
testify that Ely's Cream Balm has entirely
cured them. 1t is a safe and pleasant
remedy Is is applied into the nostrils.
1t is no; liquid or snuff. 1t cures by
cleansing and healing. Price Soc.
Sought for the last hundred years. A
remedv for catarfh, hay fever and cold in
,he head found at last in Ely's Cream
Balm. Safe and pleasant to use and easily
applied into The nostrils. II gives relief
at once and tho ,ough treatment positive
ly cures. Price SOC.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31
Cured by Cuticura

Our Oldest child, new six years OF age, when an
infant six month"; old was Gttscked Win virulent
m,lignant skin q ,ease AL ordinary remedies
falling. We called family PHI sician. who at
lemp ed oeure 6; but it spread with Utmost in
ne e ows lei on, ON the middle OF his back
down D Ii- keees, was one solid I>b, ugly, pain.
ful, olo;ehed sd" malicious We hau nc est at
night DO peace - day. rhsliy, We We advised
simply ma vellous. In three On four weeks COM
pc cVre was wrought, avi.g the little iellow's
per~ol as white and heal hy as though he had
r. er been att tcssd. Ia my oIinion, your valu-
~ e remedies saved his life, ana TO day he is q
stro1s, healthy child perfectly well, no repetition
OF the disease having ever oecuned
GEO SMITH
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Atty at Law and Ex- Pros. Atty, Ashland, Q
Bow Covered with Scabs

My boy. sged nine years, has bern troubled all
his life with very bad humor, which appeared ali
over his body In small red blotcass. with q dry
white scao on them. Last year he was worse lhsn
head 20 his feet, aud continually growing wore,
although he had been treaded by two ply sicisns.
Az . last Resort, determined to try the CUrIcURA
REhkDiEs, and am happy to say they q sll that
could wish. Using them sec1 ding to u rectiODs,
the humor apidly disappeared, leaving the skin
fair and smooth, and performing thorough cure
The CuTIcusA REMRDIss all you cla' Al for
them. They are worth their weight In gold
GEORGE +, LEAyITr No Andoyrr Mass
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31
Cuticura Resolvent

The new Blood Purifier and purest and hest Of
Humor Remedies, internally, and CurIcURA, the
great Skin Cure, and CUricURA Soar, an exquisite
Skin Beau;iner, externally, speedily, permanently,
and economically cure In early life itching, ourn
Ing bleeding, scaly, erusted. pimply, scfofulo Us,
and hereditary humors, with loss Of hair, thus
avoid ng years of torture and dishsuratiod. Par
snts, remszaber this cures Ia childhood are per-
mane1t.
Sold everywhere. Price, CUrIcuRA, Soc. Soap.
&c. RxsoLvEsr,N. prepared By the Porrsa
D0Send for How to Cure Skin Diseases," 81
pa.ea, 20 illustra tons, and 100 testimonials.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31
PerIecl Sight

As thousands can testify, there Ia nothing
% much to be desired as perfect sight and
perfect sight can only be obtained By using
perfect spectacles. G. @. Taylor, our hone
optician, exercises great skin and patience
4 6ttinx these needing spectsc les with care
I'D comforl 20 TIE weUel. I2-1ldtf
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31
BucKien's Arnlca Salye.

The BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheun, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped hsnds, ChilbIains,
Corns. and all Skin EruptioDs, and po,i-
lively cures the Piles, or no pay require
Ii is guaranteed to give satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 3 cents per box.
For sale BY Mertz and Hale.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31
Scrofula and Rheuma,Ism

Are quickly cured and the cause removed BY
Hunnicuft's Rheumatic Cue E0dorseu by ply
sicians, clergy men, merchants, meehani and
Oilers. send two cent stamp tor our book o. pc
euyes from living people. Don't be humbr ,sca,
but be cured at Q small expense. Add, e. HnnnS
cutt Medicine Co., Atlantis, Ga For Sale by drug
g.sts at 81 per bottle.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31

The only reliable vegetable substitute
for calomel, which acts on the liver, blood,
kidneys and stomach, and best anti-biI.
lious purgative is Msguire's Cunduranzo.
Endorsed by Archbishop Ryan, of Phil.
sdelphia (; Rev. McNslly, of st. Louis,
and host of prominent people.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31
A Trade on.

The reported purchase of Slcher's Park
By Minter Brothers did not take place.
Nov the matter has fallen through and
there will be no transfer OF the property.
There was hitch in the proceedings.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31

About'ihe weariest looking people
The PIowler encountered the next
day after Christmas were the Pater
families, vino had bcen i'll mos; ios;an.
ces rushed out Of bed al 8 o'clock in
ite mos aipg to get medicine, or a
doctor. for their respective lille John.
les and Katies, who had been allowed
by their indulgent mother1 10 make
them selves inio reservoirs Tor rardy,
fruits, turkey ETC., until naiuie reared
himself npon her hind pedal ex;remi-
lies and rebelled vigorously. Ofcouise
it is hard 10 -eIuse the sad little John.
les and Katies such a glorious chance
to "stufi" themselves, but at the came
time The Prowler can appreciate tie
heartfelt THANK Cod" with which
one of hose same Pater families an.
swered the Prowler when he reminded
him that On: Isl mas comes but ence a
year.
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Police COaPs.
Justice Fisher presided yesterd,

Justice Fisher presided yesterday.
j. s. Adkins pleaded gully to .
plain drunk and was fined $3.50 and
costs.
Samuel Golfer pleaded guilty to =
noisy drunk and was fiued $5 and
costs.
George Carpenter, colored, was ar
raigned for disturbing the pe,ce FRI
day night at his residence in Mo- sh
Sedalia. He pleaded not guilty and
bis trial was set for Monday morn %.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31
Baby one Solid Rash

Ugly, painful, blotched, malicious.
NO rest by day. mo- peace by mfg hi.
leOcf0rs and al remedies Failed.
Tried Cutleura- Effect marvellous
Saved his life
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31

Simply apply "Swayne's Ointment" No
internal medicine required. Cures letter.
eczema, itch, all eruptions on the face,
hands, nose, &C., leaving the skin clear.
white aud healthy. Its great healing and
curative powers are possessed By no oshsr
remedy. Ask your druggist for swsyne's
Ointment.
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how III side ACIES |

N AesIng SIDES and Back, Hips. x Kidney,
O and Uterine Pains, Rheumatic, SETTLE,
NeuIssic. Sharp end Shooting Pains o.
GEnleved In one minute by he CmIi-
ezra AMI Pam PLASTER. . c.s.
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A certain young mau, married and
living in this city. sat down to con.
vivial game of cards with some friends
The other evening, and before be
knew it the hour was early on the
small figures. What should he do?
He had never said out 60 ls;e, or
rather so eaily. siuce he was married
and he dreaded meeting his wife aud
e1.,'aining The matter to her. ''Hing
up carriage" he said 10 one of his
friends, "aud take me home, and tell
my wife chat fell down the off, e
stairs, aod have just regained COZ.
sciousness." But his friend, who had
been ia i5e same fix, braced him up
and told him 10 60 home and have it
on. like a man. so he Wer home
whist lg notify 10 ke !. up !; = cour-
age, and found the cot door pn.
locked for him. So far, 90 good.
Tbeu be went up stails and peeped
INTO his wife's loom. ''B-r r.r-r,
b-r-r1-r, b-i-i-r-" His wife
was fast asleep and snoring like a
steam en-; ne. He slipped OBI of his
coat into bis dressing gewn, drew of
his boot and lit lie lamp. Then he
took 10 the evening paper and began
10 read. In a few minutes his wife
wakened. "Are you Fever coming 10
bed, Charlie ?" she asked in y sleepy
voice. As soon as finish ihrs ar
ticle, dariing," he answered in q
thankful voice. That was six months
ago. Charlie has never repeated bis
lase hours, but he has wondered ever
since if his wife wise woman-was
really as-or if she was only sham.
ming.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31

pipV;Q Skin and Scalp preserved and beauti6ed
DhOI by CUrIcUeA Soar. oluts pure,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-12-31

Every person making purchase Of me
of two dollars worth between now and Jan.
/, 1890, will be presented with bottle of
fine wine, free, with every such pur chase
of two dollars or more larger and more
valuable presen'' will be given with Ia ger
purchase. The extensive Pr Fonage BE-
slowed on me ever since open ID my bus;--
ness enables me to act literally owards my
customers and, while / SHALL contir rue to
uphold the standard of my &c IDS, j ke"p
prices to the lowest notch and give full
and honest value for every dollars worth
of goods purchased. Make purchase Of
two dollars and get bottle OF wine for .
Chris mas gift
FRANK KRUGER, Sedalia, No.
Telephone mum lee 49,
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N. B.-Our store will be open TIN
8 o'clock every night after this date,
''rsin or shine"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24
THE ENTRY LIST.
Champions Entered for the Big Local
ebay Race.

Champions Entered for the Big Local
6-Day Race.
The entries for the big six-day go-as-you-
please pedestrian contest, which commences at
the Central Rink tomorrow midnight Q2O5)
two weeks, are larger than anticipated. I'm
doubtedly the assurances for great struggle
are encouraging The nationalities to be rep
resented are numerous and interesting, and the
quality of the performers is first class.
Among the entries is a Hindoo, Mexican,
an Indian, Canadian and a cowboy. There are
Irishmen, Englishmen, ,Scotchmen, Germans and
Americans. There certainly will be race be-
are waiting for each other, and it is likely that
none of them will win. Cox is looked upon as
a good outsider, and Frank Hart the winner
of the Frisco race, thinks he is in good enough
who was sick at Frisco, wants to be winner
here, and he can PROBABLY be so il he
has pluck enough. Hart and Guerrero will
leave Frisco for this city within a
day or two. The track at the Central
rink will be put into frst-class condition. So
far there are 81 entries and more are expected.
Following are the entries: F. H. Hart. Frisco;
Peter Golden, New York; George D; Noremac,
Philadelphia; Sam Day. Paterson, j.; Peter
Hegelman. New York; Gus Guerrero, New
York; John ]. Hoagland, Union Springs; Nor
man Taylor, New York; Henry O.. Messier,
Omaha Msb; ThSmas i1aso, Cox PWaTkyssrsburg; Wiys;
Smith, New York; Dan Washburn. st. Louis;
]. ]. Engledrum, Chicago; William A. Turner,
Cincinnati; s. A. Dain, New York: John
Mackey, Cincinnati, the entry of the Ohio Val
ley Athletic Club: Matt Horan, Philadelphia;
John Hughes, New York; Jack Adams, Brook
lyn; Andy Slebert. Pittsburg; William Nolan,
Pittsburg: White Eagle, Indian Nation; Lana
brah Hindo. Hindostan; Peter Panchott. Buff
falo; John Sullivan, New York; Chris. Faber,
New York; Alfred Elson, Connecticut: John
Dillon, New York; Parson Tillie, Canada. A
few more entries are expected by to-morrow's
oil
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24

pointed to the rule in my book defining a fair
ball. They knew better, and scorned me for an
antediluvian. The worst was that most OF the
players in whose favor had decided backed
up their opponents as against me. specially
alleging that they wanted to play the game
right or not at all, and various remarks deroga-
tory to the umpire were made on all Sides l
yielded, but the bad impression of me con-
tinued through the game, and when runner
fell down on home base while the catcher
jumped vainly in the air for a high-thrown ball,
there were sarcastic inquiries as to whether the
man was not out. bore it as well as l could,
and to smooth over matters l suggested
to pitcher, who had been very much worked
up over my calling of balls, that it was better
not to chase runner to first base, but to throw
the ball to the baseman and thus make sure of
put out. Now, meant that in kindness, but
not only he took offense at it, as coming from
man who showed his ignorance of the game,
but all the other players howled that was
giving points partially, oh! tell you it was
great gamer
Your temporary absence from New Zealand,
Mr.. Cranston," asked the writer. has no rela-
tion to your umpiring experience?'
Mr.. Cranston screwed down the corners of
his mouth and looked meditatively out of one
eye.
5"I am in America on business" he said. II
think that all unfortunate excitement about
the game will have blown over before l get
back" BERT.
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The Great shortstop Home Again. Where
He Wants 10 stay.

The Great Shortstop Home Again, Where
He Wants to stay.
ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPATcH.l
NEW YORK, March 23-John M. Ward, the
shortstop of the New York club. arrived on
steamship Saale this morning. He is the same
Ward as of old, probably little more English
in his ways, and a little worn looking. but new
ertheless he looks as though he could play
good ball as he ever did. Ward is not the only
great baseball man in town. President Hewitt,
of the Washington club, is also here, and so
are Conant and Billings Of the Boston club.
They all seem to want Ward, but Of course
they can't all get him. 1t was understood that
Ward and Hewitt were to have conference
last night, but it was not learned whether it
took place or not. Wards friends persisted in
claiming that he would play with the New ork
club next season.
A well known baseball man says that the dea
now being considered is three-cornered one.
The Boston delegates, he alleges, are here to
try and trade Morrill, and Wise to washington
for Ward. In case Ward does not go TO Bos-
ton, then Jim Hard will be secured to manage
the Bostons for next season, after which time
he will become the Secretary and business
manager of the Chicago club.
Mr.. Ward reached quarantine at midnlgnt
last night. Had the Saale made her appearance
earlier In the day it was the intention to bring
up the popular ball tosser in tug, as mark
Of the esteem in which he is held. This morn
ing Mr.. ward proceeoed 20 Ine Mar1DoIouen
Hotel, where Mrs. Helen Dauvray-Ward was
waiting to receive him.
well, I really don't know much to tell you
in the shape of news" said Mr.. Ward to re-
porter at the hotel. "There is not man
among the clubs but wants to take another
trip next winter, taking in China and Japan as
well as the places visited by us on this tour.
The boys, see, are still whaling the Chicagos,
and the good work shows. no signs OF letting
up," srnilingly remarked Mr.. Ward. They
leave for this side on March 28 by the White
Star steamer Adriatic, and I'll wager they get
good reception"