Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-01-06

a year with her pen, told told me that che
lett she owed hsr success entirely 10 the
possession Of a very long sealskin coat at
time when the skin Of the seal was less
common and more cosily thsn now. A.
tired IN this she could get in wherever she
waited; she could see any editor btcause
she looked so well gotten up that they
were certain she had not come 20 bother
them about articles for their papsrs. A
large acquaintance smong men had taught
her the valve Of pleasant words
and the fact that any man coald he Hat
tered aud enjoyed it hugely, though, Of
course, the fret thing 10 find out was his
weak point. She laughs when she hears
the grumblsrs in this world talking about
name arms being against them, for Der ex-
rerenoe hes been that they were open 10
her The woman of business may achieve
certain amount Of success, bat il will be
the suCosss Of a machine, and she will de-
serve no more credit than Goes the grspta-
phone fer repeating Just what somebody
else has said in 10, or the multiplication
table for being 80 true.
THE PRINCESS OF WALES CHILDREN.
While mankind is bsratiog the use Of
rogue, 90 much on TIE increase, it's Just as
well for them to know that its app layaBce
again is largely due TO the Princess of
Wales, who is am told, making up in
the most pronounced manner. Fog So
pretty woman, she hes the ugliest
daughters and one Of the stupidsst sons
imaginable. The Oldest son of the Prince
Of Wales-the one commonly known as
| Cats and Collars because of his fancy
for excessively high collars and his in
cliDat.on for that remarkable scIion
known az shooting his ouff.-is as
stupid as he is Ugly. The second son,
Prince George, is mos, delightful, end q
great fAvor,te among the Esglish people.
Very early in life be displayed his Jade.
pendent spirit. Ohe day the royal family
were at dinner, and the children were
brought in at dessert. Prince George was
then in petticoats. After they had BEEN
made much offor a while, they were taken
out, but suddenly the nurse returned t.
say that Prince George was missing; he
couldn't be found any place. Il was sug-
gssted that they should look under the
table, and from out Of it, at this mint,
walked
HIS SMALL ROYAL HIGHNEss,
totally div,s,ed Of his clothing, his fsce
smesred with some fruit from stolen tarts,
and about him that air CT conquest only
possible to baby boz To him 70 cred
tied the advice given 10 bis stupid brother
when it was necessary for him to fill up
the time, that he should ''go into corner
and whistle Col save your grandmother y
Albert Yic'o- divides his admiration be-
tween the two American beauties, Lady
Vaudeville and Lady Randolph Church
hill, finding in them, as many another
Englishman has, more wit and q greater
ability 20 entertain him than any OF
bis own countrywomen possess. The
one thing tie American girl Onght to get
down upon her knees and be thankful for
is that she is not an Englishwomsn. For
while it might mean possession OF a Ger.
tain amount Of Alderney cow repOee, II
would also mean utter lack of wit, utter
lack Of knowledge how to dress well, and
an enormous belief that when the world
was created England wss regarded as tbs
most important part Of it, and simply to
have been born there WAS accompl shment
enough. Don't consider il a compliment
when any one tails you that they would
have mistaken you for an Englishw woman.
BAB.