New-York tribune., 1889-12-23
THE ARIZONA KICKER.

From The Detroit Free Press
We extract the following from the last issue OF
Thanks. Gentlemen-On Monday evening com.
mittee OF prominent citizens walled on us ana ehueieu
us the nomination for Lieutenant Governor OF thls
state accompanied by such words Of praise ana ,, eoem
as brought tears to our eyes While we had 70 uecuhe
the nomination owing TO the pressure OF our pTNsS
will make better man of us. There Is everything 20
encourage western editor 10 get up ana huip li1l p;
coyotes and wouldn't exchange our present pace
with Mr.. wanamaker If he would throw In ten sunday
schools 10 boot.
The Judge Has Gone.-More than three months ssc
The Kicker" very kindly but firmly Informed J9ass
Gridey that this wasn't the climate he was seeking
after and once or twice since We have courteoasy
inquired why he didn't get movement on him Las.
had a rope along, and the rope was used 10 eeyae
the tardy traveller off his feet several times When
let down for good he had gargle for sore throat pa
up at the nearest drugstore and then walked u VAS
hint not to be disregarled and he will now honor
some other town with his presence He was mol .
subscriber to The Kicker as
Cross-Eyed Shooting.-Last week we advised ps
Piute joe who the little doggery just beness
the postofIlce, be given two days time in whdn
pack his traps and vacate the place We th9ughtr
encouraged by that old sot Steve Springer. he laid m
in front of the Palace Hotel as we went 10 lnns
around us, and he standing only six feet away 10
blazed his six shots, wounding two Of our citizens s
reported elsewhere, and then we took him by ne
neck and broke him I'm two over hitchng post. We
were entirely unarmed, but We knew Joe was cross,
eyed and could't shoot for shucks. The d9ctor sNs
cripple for llfe -
As for steve Springer We are looking for him. sna
rs soon as we can lay hands on his carcass we VIII
make him wish he had bean born o shnnh .,,s
That's According.-A subscriber IN nass hh.se, .sa.
writes inquire il this climate Is eo1u lor dstn
That's according We have known men 10 come
here and get their breath within weeh anu ss otncs,s
10 lose II inside OF three days gtea u,a ~ i os ia
on the patient II he comes hefc WIN MS ih'iu n ~
up TO play our game, drink our Whshey anu & n Kim a.
with our society his asthma VIII soon leave h.n- n
~ bo comes i,ytbe opposite spirit some one OF cur
townsmen sil very Likely ieei ee, " MS SOc'"' 1"'
Not n RIt-A friend OF ours over al IOmps,ono
,nouires ~ ,he 81 Paul. Omaha and Dcnvsr paprs
Do not cnt into our circulation We answer: not 70
~ sIichtes, some OF them are taken here for thear
S,can lsSionary rews. and Others for their narAes
cuatatons on coyote and rabbit pes, but they as
po, cons,dsJel a. rivals in our field The kEke
not oniy enioys a field peculiarly IFS own, out Is
hecbsd 6v n grocery. feed store hardware, buisner
son hacness shop shoe store and Job prnting oH,e,
snVp, ' pnrder one roof aud grand managemen-th'
o., on,y s,s,in,on OF It's Kind in North AmrcA 49,,
hos the ,,uhor of the poem begtnning
"e' ' 7 have loved thee many years, Mary,
And shall love until de
=, was written by William Tel swiss gentemsss
,,,hnsa principal business shooting tyrants ~
,'.ho bad moment 10 spare now ana then lor lns
mmSs We can go further and tell yoi something "a
xnu 40 not know-Wiliiam Is dead; yes, oeen rs "sr
ssvite little time and all requests TO- a1tog tR% IA
Viii be time thrown away. Mr. Tell Was NV
Ing citizen always closing his saloon on nVLssy ~1y
and sundays. and as far as we know ne aies hsPi ~
and made ali arrangements to pay on hS ue''
hard cash.