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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
A Good Rule for Stables.

The following is one of the rules OF
a prominent livery stable in this city
where horses of many wealthy men
are boarded. "No man will be en-
ployed who drinks Intoxicating
drinks. No man must speak loud to
any one of the horses, or in the stable
where they are. Horses of good
blood are nervous, and loud, excited
conversation is felt by every
horse in the stable that hears it.
Excited words addressed to one horse
are felt by every; other horse that
hears,them, and. keep them all ner-
vous and uneasy. No man may use
profane language in the hearing of
the horses" If such rule prevailed
in all the livery and many other
stables through out the country, the
welfare of all concerned would be pro-
NOTED. Let it be generally adopted.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
HE DANCED AT HER WEDDING:

danced at her wedding last night,
And none could have guessed my emotion
As saw her bride-her on whom
had lavished lifetime's devotion.
danced Mt her wedding. Why not?
Having lived through the scene at the
altar,
When the knot was tied fast for all time.
Do you think that my courage would
falter?
danced with as lightsome a step,
With face as unmoved as the next one;
He must be fatuous fool
Who in crisis like this could expect one,
Though tumult were raging within,
TO betray to onlookers his passion;
don't wear my heart on my sleeve
That sort of thing isn't my fashion.
Idanced-so did She Though III swear,
For fact, that hardly knew whether
i stood on my heels or my head
When we went wildly whirling together,
When her breath was as sweet on my cheek
As the blossoms of orange she carried,
We danced till folks said twas bad taste
Since was the fellow she married!
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
Had Offered Enough.
Springfield Union.

Springfield Union.
An English clergyman and his clerk
once called on an old Quaker, who
was underno obligation to the church,
of course, for an Easter Offering. He
politely asked them in to dinner, and
they accepted the invitation. After
dinner he set forth in the house brewed
ale and then provided pipes for a
smoke. The clergyman and his clerk
enjoyed the dinner hugely, but as
they rose to go the former ventured
to ask his entertainer again for the
Easter offering. Friend" replied
the old Quaker with a solemn twinkle
in his eye, 81 have given thee a meat
offering, drink offering and burnt
offering. Dost thou tempt me
also to give a heave offering?"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
GIfiIiZlnO SnWdM&f.

According to the Canadian Manufac-
turer, new scheme of utilizing the
sawdust of the Ottawa river for the pur-
pose of fuel is proposed. It is claimed
that by system of grinding the refuse
into a uniform fneness, mixing it with
tie refuse gas tar from the gas-house.
and COMPRISING the substance into
cakes, q fuel can be made in every way
superior to soft coal for open fires. Saw
dust rolls were common forty years ago
in England and Scotland, and were con-
sidered far ahead of peat and crate fires.
The cost of manufacturing this kind of
fuel is merely nominal, and it is ex-
pected that it can be sold at very much
lower price than soft coal. The forma-
ton of company to give the scheme
practical effect is mooted.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
THE FARM.
Agricultural Notes.

The creamery system, as we find it
in this country, is far from being per-
feet, and yet it possesses some advan-
tages over the average farm dairy.
Two horses of one kind viii do as
much work as four horses of another
kind, and it ought not to be hard to
determine which is the more profta-
bic.
To remove warts from a cows teats
a correspondent of Hoard's Dairy
man recommends a mixture of one
part of sulphur to three of lard, ap-
piled after each milking.
The necessity for every farm owner
to understand the special properties
of his soils is evident from the fact
that, with the great diversity which
exists in soils, no single compound can
meet the needs of all.
Cattle of all kinds should be provid-
ed with shelter, and now is a good
time to provide it if not already fur
nished. 1t need not always be expen-
sive. Comfort should be the first
consideration.
1t costs something like $40 year
to maintain a cow, and the profit
lies in what she yields above the
cost of care and maintenance. From
this it follows that even small in
crease in the amount of butter very
materially affects the value of the in
dividual.
The Rural World believes that the
general farmer with 200 acres of
land should keep fifty sheep for
utility's sake alone. Such men can
afford to estimate the value of sheep
from the standpoint ofmeat, fertility,
and the the general advantage to
the market price of the wool.
The finer the condition of the man
ure and the more evenly it is spread
over the surface the sooner it will be
converted into plant food and the
better it will nourish the plants. As
the fall is an excellent time to haul
and spread the manure a little care
given the matter of spreading repaid
in the spring.
1t is convenient and apparently
economical Ito breed animals only
eight months old, or even younger.
The SOW can be marketed when eight
teen months old, being kept through
only one winter. But immature
animals cannot produce offspring
as strong and vigorous as the off
spring of older animals.
When farm implements are housed
for winter they should be painted
with crude petroleum mixed with
enough coloring matter to give it a
substance that will hold it on. II
this is done their durability will be
greatly increased, and one of the
most serious farm expenses be cor
respondingly lessened.
An observant Maryland farmer,
who has been travelling in the West,
writes: 81 am confirmed in my old
opinion that if our farmers would
practice the same rigid economy, i'll
dustry and perseverance here that
the emigrant is forced to do in the
West, they would be as well or bet
ter off financially after a term OF
years."
There are in many pieces of corn
this year an unusual proportion of
what are called nubbins. These are
imperfect ears. caused by drought
just at caring time. 1t does not pay
to husk and put these in the crib.
Left on the stalk the cattle will find
them next winter, and eat husk
corn and cob with a relish that will so
far towards digesting the less palat-
able morsels.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

stead of the organist; but apoor mu-
stefan must give you up
"Ttis rending body and soulasunder
to part with you," said the girl.
Tonight l may tell you this-tell
how much / loved you, but in a few
hours it will he always a sin. Go, 60,
and God bless you.
She waved him from her as if she
would Danish him while she had the
power to do SO, and he-how was it
with him. He rose to leave her, then
came back, held her to his heart
in long embrace, and with a half
smothered farewell left her.
The next morning dawned in cloud
less splendor. and at an earlier hour,
the cathedral was thrown open, and
the sexton began to prepare for the
brilliant wedding. Flame colored
flowers nodded by the wayside, from
the trees, and lay in light heaps upon
the ground, and the ripe wheat waved
like a golden sea, and berries dropped
in red an purple clusters over rocks
along the Rhine.
At length the palace gates were
opened, and the royal party ap-
peared, escorting the Princess Eliza
beth to the cathedral where the mar
riage was solemnized. Itwas q brave
pageant; far brighter than the I'M
twined blossoms and foliage were the
tufts of plumes which floated from
stately heads, and festal robes that
streamed over the housings of superb
steeds. But the Princess, mounted
on a snow white palfrey and clad in
snow white velvet, looked pale and
sad; and when on nearing the church,
she heard gush of organ music,
which, though jubliant in sound,
struck on her ear like funeral knell,
she trembled and would have fallen
to the ground had not page
supported her. A few more
moments afterward, she entered the
cathedral. There, with his retinue,
stood the royal bridegroom, whom
she had never before seen. But her
eyes roved from him to the organ
loft, where she expected to see the
mysterious organist. He was gone,
and she was obliged to return the
graceful bow of the king to whom she
was betrothed from motives ofpolicy.
Mechanically she knelt at the altar
mechanically listened to the services
and made the responses. Then her
husband drew her to him in q con-
vulsive embrace, and whispered:
elizabeth! my queen! look up!'
Trembling in every limb, she obey
ed. Why did those dark eyes thrill
her SO? Why did that smile bring a
glow to her cheek? All, though the
king wore the royal purple, and
many a jeweled order glittered on his
breast, he seemed the same humble
person who had been employed to
teach her organ music, and had
taught her the lore of love.
elizabeth" murmured the mon
arch, "Bertram Hoffman the organ
list, and King Oscar are one. For
give my stratagem. / wished to
marry you, but would not drag you
to the altar an unwilling bride. Your
father was in the secret"
While tears of JOY rained from her
eyes, the new made queen returned
her husbands fond kiss, and for once
two hearts were made happy by a
royal marriage.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
Finding q 'sLOst DOg.0

Every day you see one or more
''lost dog advertisements in the
newspapers. If owners didn't love
their dogs they wouldn't go to the
expense OF advertising for them.
Most of these dogs have been stolen.
The thief sells them to somebody else.
Then his ''pal' goes to the rightful
owner and obtains a handsome re.
ward for reco vering the animal.
Chicago Times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

III were to ask you to shut your eyes
and try to fancy that Christmas stood
before you, what would you see? Ali
not one, but many. Some of you would
see, in your minds eye, an old man
with long, white, frosty beard and
kindly face, his brave form draped in a
sparkling robe of snow decked with
icicles-old Father Christmas from top
to toe. Some would see another sort of
figure,-a round, roly-poly, jolly per-
sonage, dressed in furs from crown to
sole, laughing in every feature of his
plump, ruddy face, all aslow after driv-
ing his Dunder and Blixen, and half
hidden by his great sleigh-load of toys.
Some of you, again, would see nothing
but the toys, and your only thought, I
shudder to say, would be, (which of
them are for me?" Some of You would
see no fancied parsonage at all; but
glorious winter without, and within
doors a bright home, a glowing hearth,
and all the family eager to welcome
you from school for the happy holiday
week. And great many of you would
scarcely close your eyes before the
beautiful Christ-child would come and
fill your soul with love and Joy and
gratitude; and your one next thought
would be to give happiness to many, to
make other hearts as glad as your own
on the Perfect Day.-St. Nicholas.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

We offer One Hundred Dollars Rewar1
for anv case OF Catarrh that can not be
cured by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props. Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned, have known +. j.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
ransactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Tole-
do, Ohio.
Walding Kinnin q Marvin, WHOLESALE
Drussists, Toledo, Ohio.
IA, Van Hossen, Cashier, Teisdo No
tiaanl Hank, Telsdo, OHIO,
Halls CatRsfh Ours ID tnksp iuts-HsliSl
urtIns directly upsn che hle1H sad rnutrs
sesiasss 81 tEt Eessis, ffies, 70 essss pei
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
He Changed Ii.

"When I got to the depot in Chicago
to take the train for home,' said a De-
troiter the other day, 81 had four So
bills in my vest. | was going to the
ticket window, when little woman
stopped me and said:
BEG pardon, but they can't change
this bill at the Office. Perhaps you will
be kind enough"
ooh, certainly"
81 shall be so glad"
81 took her twenty and gave her my
fves and walked up to the window and
called for ticket to Detroit. The
ticket seller threw the twenty back with
the statement:
'That bill was offered here five min
utes ago. It's no good"
''It was counterfeit and / was clean
busted 1 looked around for the wo-
man, but of course she had skipped. l
had to telegraph home for money and
that is why I was day late. Talk
about bunko men and pickpockets, but
the women are twice as dangerous. -
Detroit Free Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

n is significant fact that most OF the
women who have achieved fame in art.
literature, or 'affairs, have enjoyed visor-
GUS health. This shows that the mind is
never capable of the severe and continued
application necessary to creative work, un.
less the body is at its best. The woman
who aspires to fill an exalted place among
her associates, must be free from nervous
debility and female weaknesses. DIR.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription will Danish
these and it is warranted to restore those
functional harmonies which are indispen-
sable to health. As specific for all those
chronic weaknesses and ailments peculiar
to'women, it is unequales.
Printing in raised or embossed letters
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
msmory,s Queer caper.

heard story the other day about .
prominent church member who had
been called on to lead a prayer meeting.
He selected the subject of some prelim-
mary remarks, read an appropriate chap.
ter from the Bible, and started upon his
course. For five minutes he spoke
smoothly, fuently, and aptly, and then,
all of sudden, by some queer caper Of
the mind. he forgot not only the thread
Of his discorse, but the subject itself.
He paused to collect his thoughts, but
they would not be collected. Then he
beckoned to worthy brother in the
front pew. When the brother came the
speaker whispered this inquiry in his
ear:
"Do you remember what have been
talking about?"
"Hayp exclaimed the worthy broth
er. He evidently thought the speaker
was accusing him of a lack of attention.
"Do you know the subject I was
speaking on?"
tNo, I do not" said the worthy
brother, scratching his head in q per-
picked way.
Here was pickle, sure enough.
Then the leader of the meeting called
another member up and made the same
inquiries. Bnt this member was rs ig-
norant of the matter as the first one,
and the speaker, in desperation, re-
newed his remarks, touching on an en-
tirely different line of thought, as he
afterwards remembered. His audience
never knew the difference, rs he took
pains to inquire. Constitution.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

The mortality among consumptives has
been materially decreased OF late years by
the use Of Scott's Emulsion OF Cod Liver
Oil, with Hypophosphites. OF Lime and So
da. Phthisis, Bronchitis, Abscess OF the
Lungs, Pneumonia and Throat Affections
are completely subiugated by timely use
Of this excellent pulmonic. Palatable as
milk. Sold by all druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

A man living near Santa Cruz has
been catching quail in peculiar way.
For three weeks lie, has been spreading
grain in the road near his place, where
quail abound. On the day the law was
out he put wheat in the place as usual,
but had previously soaked the wheat in
whisky. Watching the place, he saw
the quail come out, eat, get drunk and
in short time lie down stupefed. He
then went to them and gathered about
one hundred into sack that he carried
with him. A few that were not fully
drunk were caught by his dog. He has
practiced the same method since quite
successfully. Charleston Is. O. World.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
-, New York.
Send those windows %. d. q.

Send those windowsp. d.q. -'
The windows came in short. order,
but imagine the CONSERVATION of the
clergyman and the horror of some Of
his church members when a 'tleaky
vessel in the form of a messenger
boy, who had glanced at the original
message, found that he could not
keep the secret and toldit to another
youth, who directly repeated it to
his mother-and then it was the sub.
ject of street talk. Some of the good
people of the town are still wonder
ing how the pastor came to be SO
familiar in his quotations with the
peculiar authorizations of Col Bard
we'll Sloate, the members from the
Cohosh deestrick.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
An uninclrx Shot.

81 won bet from Borrows the other
day in a very curious manner" re-
marked Mr.. Hoskins, rs he sat down by
the club window. 81 bet him o tennel
that he couldn't hit barn door with {
revolver, at ten PAGES. He bet he could
and would you believe it, when lie fired
the bullet went through big knot hole
in the middle of the door without touch
ing?'eHarper's Bazaar.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

Some Of the greatest men that ever'livet
were Of small stature and Insignificant APP
pearance. The reader will readily recall
many instances. Very small are DR.
Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets, but
they are far more effective than the huge
old.fashoned pills which are so difficult to
swallow and so harsh in their action. The
'Pellets" are gentle and never cause con
situation. For liver, stomach and bowe
arrangements they have no equal.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

What is tho difference between an
apple md Y pretty glrl7 One you
COP squeeze To vet elder uhd The
uther You get 'slda her to saisasssl
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
Perhaps He Ment sc. o. D."
From the Albany Argus.

From the Albany Argus.
An cup north" clergyman, who is
quite'well-known in clerical circles in
this city, was recently annoyed at
the delay OF New York firm in ship
ping some stained glass windows for
his church so he hied himself to the
telegraph Office and indited and had
wired the following terse and axpress
i've telegram:
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
The Common Lot.
There is place no love can reach,
There is time no voice can teach,
There Is q chain No nnMar can break

There IS chain no power can break,
There is sleep no sound can wake.
Sooner or later that time will arrive, that
place will wait for your coming. that chain
must bind you in helpless death, that sleep
must fall on your senses. But thousands
every year go untimely to their fate, and
heedful, timely care. For the failing
strenth, the weakening organs, the wasting
blood, DR.. Pierces Golden Medical Discov-
cry is a wonderful restorative and pro-
longer Of strength and life. 1t purifies the
blood and invigorates the system, thereby
fortifYing it against disease. OF druggists
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

When Baby was sick. we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child. she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castorias
When she had Children. she gave tAem Castoria
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

A COUGH, COLD, OR SORE THROAT should
not be neglected. Browns BRONCHIAL
TRocHEs are a simple remedy, and give
prompt relief. 25 cts. box.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

remedy you can try without danger OF
humbug. Send to H. G. Coleman, Chemist,
Kalamazoo, Mich, for trial package OF his
catarrh cure. His only mode of advertis.
ing is by giving it away. Postage &c.
Judge for ourself. Mention this paper.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

II speak within bounds, sir" said the
prisoner in the dock when addressing the
jury. We speak knowingly when we de-
clare with enthusiasm the great benefits o!
DR.. Bulls famous Cough Syrup.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

"Show US how divine a thing & woman
can be made" by smoothing out the wrin-
kles caused by neuralgia or toothaohe.
This can be done only in one way. Invest
rs cents in Salvation Oil.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

A factory chimney at Kearney, N. j., ID
335 feet high.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

Chinese boys are studying law at San
Francisco.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

A high.handed proceeding-Setting a
town clock
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
uOw,S THIS!

During the present year 10, 458 persons
have been naturalized in New York city.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

American toys are being shipped to Ger
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

The: Sultan OF Turkey will sign the Suez
Canal treaty.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

Awomam aged 1o3 years died at Need.
ford. N. j., last week.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
Famous Women.

A patent has been obtained in Italy. t
make building blocks out of corn cribs.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
Two Lucky NIer.

Harrisburg, Pa, is to be furnished with
natural gas.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
Rheumatism

According to recent investigations is caused pS ca
cess of Tactic acid in the blood This acid
abrous tissues particularly in the joints ana causes
the local manifestations OF the disease. pains aha
ache, n the back and shoulders and IN the joints AZ
the knees, ankles hips and wrists. thousands %
people have foupl in Hoods sarsspariiia spcsl,vo
and permanent cure for rheumatism, Ihs neN'einv'
by its purifying and vitalizng action neutgsEes lno
acdty of the blood and also strengthens The whoie
body.
~ was laid up for six months with raeuhal'n''
and used many knas OF medicines without gooo re-
suit TIN one of my neshhors told me to take Hoods
Sacsaparills. when had used ha'I oou'e ie'S
better, and after taking two bottles l think was
entirely cured have not had an attack OF rneu'
laatism since" EUGENE II. DIXON, Rossyille. staten
Island n. Y.
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists s.; six for 8. Prepared only
by c. l. HOOD & Co, L WELL Mass !
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
Great Little Men.

Printing in raised or embossed letters
was begun at Paris by Hauy in 1885.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
DecreasiDg the Death Rate

The Prussian blue dye was discovered b.
Diesbach at Berlin, in ITO.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02
Attention, Judge Lynch!

il afflicted with Sore Eyes. use DR.. Isaac ThomT
ms Eye Water. Druggists sell II. &C.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-02

Has cured all coughs, colds, bronchitis, and
relieved asthma and consumption for,an who
have used it. Is not this an evidence OF its
merits and reliabilitya 1t is sure and safe
medicine for all bronchial troubles and never
fails to give satisfaction. Try it under full
warrantee. Price SOC and Sl.00 per bottle.
Prepared by EMMERT PROPRIETARY Co., CHI
cago ILL.,