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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-04-09
An Indian Murderer surrenders.

DEERFooT, N. W. T., April 8.-The In
dian whom the mounted police have been
searching for, on charge of murder, for
the last ak months, gave himself up at
GleDchen, n. W. Z yesterday.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-04-09
EnR DYSPEPSIA
usa Horsford's Acid Phosphai

N6o LAUI SUI " . --N
DR.. J.J. McwnL1AMs, DenisOn, Ia,
oays: 81 have used it largely in nervous
ness and dyspepsia, and consider that 1t
sands uurivalled as remedy in cases oi
This kind. have also used it IN cases OF
sleeplessness, with very gratifying results. "
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-04-09

a..- N-iN, Aprsl s-The ball players
,r,., ..-lined from abroad played in
.-...in today with these results. All
.F. q Chioros, 6 Batteries
a.t. 'ai Eul-; Baldwin and Anon.
-' ana errors All Americans, 2,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-04-09
Teeth that masticate well

Teeth that mssticate well
Are blessing indeed,
But unless from all tartar
They're speedily freed,
With SOZODONT best OF all things Tor the
teeth
You'll never have good ones your lips be-
meath.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-04-09

STARCH grows sticky-common pow
dsrs have a vulgar glare. Pezzonfs is the
onlv Complexion Powder fit for use.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-04-09
PoIsoned by "A Calf.

Ny little boy broke out with ulcers and
sores. the result of the saliva from calfs
mouth coming in contact with a acut finger;
The ulcers were deep and very painful, and
showed no inclination to heal: l used
quite number Of remedies, with no bene-
ft. but got swift's Specific, and he i'm
provedIwith the first few doses, and in
short time was sound and we'll Of the poi
son. and his general health much improved.
JOHN T. HEARD.
Auburn, Ala, FEB. l5. 1859.
In 1888 1 contracted Blood Poison of bad
type. and was treated with mercury, potash
and sarsaparilla mixtures, growing worse
all the time. l took seven small bottles
S. S. s., which cured me entirely, and no
sigu of the dreadful disease has returned.
J. G. NANCE.
Hobbyville, Ind, Jan. 10, 1899.
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26

United states Districs Attorney God
win IS man vino appreciates the value
ot the press as an aid in fcrrettlng ont
criminals. and has ou >eterai occasions
commended tae good worE done hy thc
urH spa 1e-s lu that direction. TINS is d
-all pointer % other officers who cling
to tle logy idea tlat absolute secrecy
IS tas surest means of detection and
publicity au oo- fc.e- There may De
clsesW whore absolute secrecy is essential.
tat taey a.e eI. lIto.H, especially
alter "a crime bias beru committed. -
ll9rr Jonat
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26
A PARTIAL HEARING.
John Cudihy Arraigned, Charged Wiz
IA Hriuous Crime.

John Cudihy Arraigned, Charged with
HeinOus Crime.
John Cudihy, VINO was arrested Tues
day for attempted rape on 4 little grl
living on Taylor-st., had a partial hear
iag in police court yesterday The
mother OF the girl was placed on the
stand, and not being able TO speak
English, Adrian Johnson was employed
as interpreter.
She testified to the condition of the
child when she came IN fa.utng from
the schOOi-house, and also sad that
sine SAW Cudihy around the school
building where the crime was commit
ted during the afternoon. This was
the only witness sworn, and the case
went over until TIL. morning.
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26

J. r. Miner and T.. ". Mills, two en-
terprsng young gentlemen who went
from Grand Rapids u Honduras about
four years ago for the purpose OF max
Michigan for a visit. and wore at the
I'D iiouH ra-. 1ri are said to have done
exceedingly WtU.- D,aot F-fe Press.
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26
MONEY TO LOAN.

I OANS->hou time. Room il. Powers opera
- House block. over Arcade Ii
- PR CENT. MONEY 70 loan. j. A. John
ston. 20 taual-st. at
MONEY TO LOAN Tor tie Northwestern
IA MufGal Life Insurance Company. of y g.
vaukee. iu sums Of 81. l.a98 and upwards Da farm
and clfy property az lowest currelt rates ai
interest securify must be lrsf-cisSs. More b.
Va Asou. LedyarG block.
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26
ZOE REsT RoaNs.

no RFNT-For nicely furul.htd room or
suite uniurnished. apply % John Moran.
Jr. d East Brii@e-,i. a
EOE RENT F..n.shel r5oms. So Jene r,au-
ave. ~
TO RENT-Two suites OF rooms for house
keeping Apply at once a. l4e second ate.
~
suites or s.ng.c rooms. log North ll.aN-
ette-t. ~.
EOk RENI-Inree unfaiuished rooms IS
tresceui-atr u
ECk kfAI-kooms. slugiy and en suite. fur
uislCd or unfinished, az PARK Pace.
Mrs. 4. /. Smith.
ECi kLAI-Larse elegantly furnished rooms
facing trtsceut-aff. and i4lai-sf.. Mtt4
g2s. AeNiy furnished ana rsDttrl. Every tlIl-
strictly nrstclass. Entrance. Crescent at -. F.
also, - tana-sf tDgulrr ~ Room a. alF
LOR kENf-furnisltd rooms. steam heated 3
and furnished rooms for nght houaek refl-
ing. Appiy at Room i03. Sew Housemau block.
Llcvator from ! q nl 10 z 3 III. Dec. l3tf
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26
T0R RTrT-HOusEs.

EoR EENT-A cottage 81 rooms, hard auG
soft water ana good cr.ia-i street car, go
hF the door. Also. aienemrut oi o rooms auc
cIe 0f To0US with modern cuIFruirnree
Inquire 81 j.. "a. Barnard. - liIrn, corner SIT
tIlnn->t- Also. tuus. nt rooms, within 3
minutes Wa,k oil sweet hotel.
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26

is positive specific iar al forms of
tee disease. blnd, bleeding, Itching,
i-cefsied aud Pfolrndlus Piles. Price
o0c. For sale ~ all druggists.
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26

HERALD s., it1 fails o. receive the paper
reeula4ts. nf eho may have reason 70
eofne neIsin 80 late delivery will confer a
SPECIAL faeor - informing this once og
tAe fatt al once. send postal card % cal
up telephone 53i.
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26
SITUATIONS WABTBD- -rrRALT.

WANTED hamhrrmaid dlainr room gin
" and Kitchen eir. Michigan iiousc- --tf
\VANIED-A lady F.. rarn cfy town ard
" township TO pro- Ie subscribers for Tie
L0me Magazine. c0u.-ctsa %. N4s. John s.
l0tan. special lual mcnfs offered. Refer.
tnees required Address lhe Bg0al1 Publish
iAs company. n aslingtOn. a.. g..
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26

Circulation Guaranteed 20 Be the
Iasgest OF All Michigan Dailiss Ex-
cept Those of Detroit
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-26

SOLE s-f. L. ,raar.e .'- GRAND nsr'as. n
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23
rnrITED HIM At LIST.


"seen anything OF that husband OF mln"' nh'"'''
A. woman OF policeman a. she came OUT
Of the house Just before o'clock IN the evening" anu
pcerrd I'D and down the street.
no." said the officer a.,
ssioed. ,a
They're watching some men cutting S'"ei'pip"
In two ,,.
Jim wouldn't be there. Wis all 'heh ioiNS
dong d"wn the other way !"
aTh.v,re I,ohinc at a man painting new sign on
the hsuor. store window
"Jin Amt there. neither. Anything else gong OH IN
the Dcighborh0od?"
"weu, there's about goo men around SICK horse
that has laid down up one block in Varck ST.
That's i'll knew something OF that hind was
feeuing him. He's right down IN trout holding tho
horses head and telling tho driver Jess what no
wants TO do. Here, you young one, min arounu WheIe
the sick horse Is and tell your pa TO come sf",Ehs
home TO supper II he expects to get any here to'hgn
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23
Thnueh Shnken Like q Leaf

By the trivial weak easily suscept
BILE OF IMMIGRATION term which also imports in this In.
stance quletude The have but to use Hostee
ter's Stomach Bttcrs systematically 70 overcome hae
OF the sensorum. which is sub
ycrsye OF all bodily comfort and mental tranquility ana
which reacts most hu,tuly upon the system. The ain.
Guilty underlying this as well ~ many other allmenss
mpe,fect assimilation no less than incomplete dsesss =
the food In the discharge Of both the disesiw go
assmiatiye functions tho pIttsrs tho most poe ~
most reliable auxiliary AZ the body resans WSSr -
regularity by It's AID the brain and nervous syssea
beneated Persons subject 70 the inhasacs % 4.
avsp.uto and rheumatic invaiida and persons vses &
mar, Ars inactive. should slso ~ ne ~ 49,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23
LONDON LIFE.
THE AMERICAN Girls.

From The London Truth.
The CRY is still They come! They Gomez till London
The army Of Americans who land In hosts untold
Turn to whatever side we may, wo come on them In
England's pcrvadod. as fact by Transatlantic cousins
They dance with us, they dine with us-wIth US they
And at tho play and opera We find them at our side /;
They share our Joys II not our grlcfs, our penanco
And face with us the ordeal grim implied in going
to Court
thousand chances thus occur for scrtnlzng daily
Thcse Transatlantic guests Of ours who live our lifo
And we, By Close analysis Of all their words and ways
Their failings fully can assess, their merits can ap-
praise.
For Ins lance in those Yankee bellies who visit each
We noic good points which English girls might initiate
Such as their self reliant tono, their humor, and
Their naive originality, their wit and pespIcacl,y.
La belle Americana in truth. thanks to her training
At Mrs. Grrndy loudly laughs; her stratlaced laws
And n-od nom those tight cadingstrngs which Eng,
Enjoys a lborty which she's too clever to abuse.
No wonder then, that Engiishmcn appreciate the way
No wonder they embrace tho chance afforded them of
Partners who have been taught to be suprcmey enter
tanning
So English damsels, We repeat, could with advantage
lesson irum their visitors who might, too, in their
turn
Mark carefully those attributes modest and sweet
with which, whilst lacking shower charms, our girls
arU still eplete.
For though la belle AmcrIcainN may boast full many
prize,
4@ P %S wsr g M" fair ass She S Who's wd
Duke this week
But why this talk OF rivalry 'twXt nations which each
Arc Welding closer Sun those ties Time nc'"r can
Saw rather each IS rmulous not Jealous OF tho ohcr
Whilst both proud 10 be the 81 the same mig "
mother!
And conscious Of thoIr brotherhood lie, each great
Not 10 hc others chcf defects with cync snccrS dccv
hut, rather. kindly to point out with fH"nanrNr sin
Those faults which IN bro'hcrs eye most papabo
For Yank"" matronS then would find how vain It is
To hor- with cunning artnco Times nvace- IN stem
Aud simultaneously would learn, with English mothers
How age can try beautiful and vcn"rablc br msl".
%or would good brother Jonathan object Mutly TAX"
That Protest which his Er"t""r John might feel i".
And WGich. ahiIsi owning his gu'at nous and enter.
Might wish no wrrr more ,crnruouS with othrr peoples
cash.
IIc too his side. might End fault with Johns I'm
p'ruuS ar~,
And BE- him not to fuss much about such small
affair.
whil, j"hi, 'tal IN a friendly way. a c"rsor might
OF Jonaihan bonba,rIc alh and loud -p',ah a-rom
In ,hor by din' Of mutual hints and protests in'rr
All poUi, hat needed AIrrrIn. might quickly be ar-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23
No FIGHT, NO PRAyER.

Picked up alOat by The Chicago Herald
group Of naval officers we're INDUCING ohs otnei
day III "reminiscences OF tie war, when one OF them
tVd the following yarn: oo,, /,
Early on the morning OF December "a, 1861. nc
said, Admiral Porter slgnaled 10 the hcct DolTrs
Fort Fisher Get under way and follow me INC
ship TO which ! belonged asigued, IN the pro-
gramme, To- position between two ironc LADS ctSS ;
under the fort We anticipated hot aud 9f n.chc
work. The flagship led the way, aud was approach
ing within range. when Lieutenant COMMANDER b.
Of my ship, ordered all hands called 10 muster ,Ih
bRwny tars gathered aft on the quarterback, WIN
this officers Ia their usual places and our conmahnsr
began 10 read nom the prayer.book tho Prayer De
fore Battle II was u solemn moment; none Elc"
who how many among might suddenly be nsh.
cred into The presence Of the God OF battles our
company were swed and bushed, and the throbeing
Of the engipes and wash OF water along the slde
through signal was reported rom the flagship;
"'COme TO anchor In yoar positions
vulslon Of feeling csne over him. Throwing down
the .ysrSSOk upon re hatch S9 s1si,'npS =. .n
sgoingto dghfl pfpo 6ovnp
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23
HOW THE JIlLER KEPT INFORMED
From Texas Slnings.


4 gentleman who has recently returned iipn HlI'p
q long "trip through tho Land Of tho NZr'S hte p',h
giving sonc Interesting details of his rHFcLr.ccS u
his friends Among other things hc SAN ua VIZ, u
he was In the city OF Mexico he was shown u'nusm
some ancient buildings converts ahu laILS tnas ~
crested by the SpanlMds several centuries ago ~
the wall OF one OF these ancient cdhces no saw shn
opening, 80 no naturally inquired OF ms sod 'has ~
vas one OF those buildings In which criminals Wero
walled up alive nut what was the utr OF NE NOE
In tho vail he asked Won, senior" replied tho
Guide as long A. the prisnnrr lIy,d hh fooi wa
handed to him on plate, and be handct Gagk nnr
banded back the Mate with tho food untoucbed,
thon the jafer knew that he was dead already,
and didn't give him any MORE
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23

In lis carly days Gilbert played for several SEASONS
In New Orleans. some II rs Iuun"ys thc" "'r'
made ON Iat boats down thr Mississippi. "hn on"
urcn,knr Le told me, W got stuck IN ID" mud not
an unusual uCcurricc-haid 10y small town. All
the company board and the manac"r thought
W. n, Git mako a litlr money by giving performance.
lie found BAN ra~"d on posts about i""i ab"N"
the muddy loWland, and thcrr W. played parting OIL
one end with sheets aud curtains for the stage In III"
middle Of the performance most un"sruly cries r"sn
from right under our feet We tried TO continue. but
The cries drowned our voices. Then S'm" OF tn
audience sailed to what was IN" mattr
They found a pig had got w~ig"i in under "a" moor
II was half Al hour G-prr the brute could be- hauled
oui. / am told that town has now two lno opera
house,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23
IN THIS CASE TT DID.

r,,m The DctrDit Free Press.
"uov Won have been fighting" said pedestrian
To A lai on CrOghan-st, who had bloody nose.
" Y"n shouldn't fight Brute strength does noa
settle a principle 49,
case There a TELLER who said my mother was
a' homeiy As a monlp,y, and licked him until he
,,,yrnJ mn that sin. was twice az handsome as Mrs.
Iangtry DON'T IL settle that my mother IS ahead"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23
DO any sale.

have anything better II my wife wants to give
away few things, we'll and good. but there shant
DO any SALES
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23

MIR. Gnbrrf felt tho breaking up Of Wala'kS com
pany very kronly. II the last and nnaI prnot
that tho Old orcr Of things, on which his heart was
set, had gone forever. / calci on him at his apart
mrnis at the Winchester a little later. when reports
current that h. and Madame Ponist wcfr likely
Join tho Company at tho Boston Museum He was
| not well the time: II may be remembered
! that he f'Iftcd once twice upon the slaR' dur
ing tho iAst weeks Of the season at NAIla'ks'
and while waiting for him 10 dress. | hal an OPP
lnrtulIiy OF lOOkIng at the many rarD cngraVlnRs
and picture, Of actOrS and actresses with which tho
| wall, covered. and at his valuable dramatic
Ibi.:-, The room fOrcibly impressed It's character
H. the home OF cOnnOis-"nr student, all stor AMI
a gentleman. When MIR. Gilbert came In he diied
with rxtr.us vIgUr any Intention of leaving this city
" Here no said. Is nv home. Here the best work
| Of my life has been done. | AM Nowiork Mt6r
! not Il Boston one. Here. when my time comes,
want to die and frum here want To be buried
Either Mr. Gilbert changed his mind about the
place Of his nnal rc,t his wis!cn Wrro dairSarcd
About the end OF last March again callod upon
Mr. Gilbert to see II he could DO induced to play a
part In Il new piece In this city. | wa empowered
to offer hun any amount up to 800 week. Tut he
would not entertain the prOpG'ion. " | AIN too Oil
u study any part" hr said. 1T gives Inc too
much trouble. don't ned the money. and think
] am entitled 10 take things easy | urged that
heard that In his last part. tho long one Of the
Able Constantine he wa, tho first OF the cast To
be perfect 30 was he answered with lttlo
parlOnable pride. /" havo always made It II rule
10 got up I'm my lines a. a possible | 10
naclcd that modern art0B accustomed TO
csla that they couldn't study till they bad had some
rDhcarsalS ard know tho I" business " All ID
Donscnscn he exclaimed. With much force Us II
ho wcqc PLAYING the most passionate scene Of Sir
Anthony Absolute. "Ips nothing but tho young
fools internal aznrss. They want TO pick up their
lines without the trouble Of learning them. tell
you an actor can't do anything Ill he's up" On
this occasion Mr.. Gilbert spoke Of his hope Of again
playing with jefferson, but ho ddn't like the idea
OF any other actors name being starred. AT my
age and with my reputation" he said, "Pm ID
II am going TO hold up the cOattalls Of man who
don't think is u better or moro attractive actor"
One OF the last times Mr. Gilbert was in
tho Hoffman House on the day when Lester Wal!acks
stape wardrobe was sold. ! asked him II he had
boen 10 tho saie. "NO, ar. wouldn't go nosr II !
don't like the idea! have plenty Of things Mr..
yallack gave me. and those value hiRlly. Wien
7 die. my wardrobe shall be burnt or In some way
aestroycd don't want my clothes worn by supos
or ran ted out by oostumer to amatours, with tho
smark, This Is what Mr.. Gilbert wore. you cans
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23

Mr. Gnbert's Discrimination TO spend money on stacn
clothes often causoi some little annoyan"" To Mr.
allark remember tim" when particularly
elaborate scenic revival Of The school fur scandal
hh been got up. Mr Wallack vas naturally ANXIOUS
10 have the Co.iunlrs equally handsome. wish,
he said to me- John would get some new ihinIN'
suggested that Mr. Wallack should speak IA him
about r.. No, no bis reply; II would hurt
the dear old fellows feelings. HIS sOn"h ng III
Mrs Vernon who Thought her Cloiic, were hal o"ei
hy antiquity. when She got through with them IA
regular order, she would begin all over again.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23

To keep ourselves nom starvation UT po 1s .
a., v,r, forced 10 part with James the four.n t~o
,,nr,hs AGO lie bestowed benedcuon on tno
r,uily and trudged sadly up the NIL III purpie
cpat and a black cap. aud all the 'a's '"mo ~
looked mournhllly after him between INC p'' Ao~ ~
~. An, ,cnce James the Fifth Is still on tho
-, uc resembles James the First, but has less
,irirv and Is more mallesblc. James the FIRST, we
hcnr holds tyrannicsl sway over an inumidatea
family on the other side of town. Let us nope taey
have no literary prclIvities or objections TO having
thc stairs washed once day and twice on ss'uruAys
Occasionally James the First writes us ic,'ors. no
rn hcr tersely sums them up I'm one brief
no,r S,rp and ends with satincal wish that ws
may "cnioy a high rank for the future thus con
yevins, with that yelled delcscy Of which no wa
noster HIS opinion OF our rank In the past.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23

tried 10 trap caOlc him into admitting that no 90.
casionally answered 10 Fun and had been known
10 come when called Chong.S For resented tbs
Idea Of whole nation answering 10 the same name.
Apart from the confusion which IL must cause. ft was
monotonous and showed none Of that feeling for a.
tistc variety which had heretofore beloved to b
a distinguishing characteristic OF the Chinese.
How said We do you know who Is being
spoken to when you IN China, II you are all called
Jm7n
James the Third was not affected by this cunning
question: lie simply froEncd down the suggestion OF
= change Of name, softly Ttcrating my name Jim,@
at pause successfully obscure pigeon Eng
lish address. We forced to surrender. II wo
didn't call him Jim he said he didn't sabe u.s. and
to be continually I'm all unsabed state is even more
trying than whole nation all Jims.
James the Third by his associates was supposed to
possess beauty, OF esOtcric description only ecog-
nIzabe by those familiar with the standards obtaining
in the Celestial Empire. Our main authority on this
point the cook, who used 10 call Jim 'sndsome
boy This may have been by contrast to the COOK,
who did himself possess the beauty Of Antinoua
jim evidently shared the cooks opinion Of his charms,
for he used to powder his face whenever he had tho
chance | must admit l never his loneliness
even when he smiled me, and this was not often,
for James the Third OF the opinion that smiles arc
not becoming 10 the MOngOan cast Ot cOuntensnoo.
Moreover, beauty, when naccOmpanied with skill In
webbing a broom, in manipulating a buster, is a.
a Jewel In the head OF a toad And Jim's solicttudo
for his own good looks occupied his mind to tho
exclusion of all lesser matters. To open your bedroom
door abruptly and find Jim figuring before tho mirror
with artificial flowers Omamcntng his head, was
dsconcerting but to have him query, his eyes hxed
I'm an absorbed stare your slipIrred foot- All tbs
ladies' In your county, him got big feet Likely yoaf"
was not 10 be endured.
He was also uf sCkly constitution. He was
constantly indiSpoSel and always from tho same
cause blinking too much cold watcr'
Did you ever know that cold water taken In
large quantities would make person very dro~syI'
said the gueless mistress aud mother OF the house,
after an interview With Jim, lying prone on his bed
in the delicious langor induced by opium smoking.
Jhn's lying down and says he feels unable 10 move.
that he's very Ill, because he's been drinking icef
water
Apparently Jim could not re~ist the beloved, though
rrrnlcpIs, beverage for the very next week he was
again laid low In his pride quite early In the Ater-
NOON In response 10 the usual anxious inquiries
for his welfare, he half-OPned one almond eye,
gmpscd askancc at the alarmed mstron, and MUIR
INJURED with q drowSy smile, Nc dlnk 100 much
cold water same lass time - then lapSed into deep
sllmbsr This acknowlcdccd INABILITY to resist ths
,,-tuciops Of the cccoOlrr. combined with the TO
mark on big feet scde hI, fate. AID he shortly TO
ccIvcd his congo.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23

Jim the second rather nonentity. Recoi-
Icctous Of him are vague. We had, however, tho
satisfaction Of parting with him before he parted with
us which was proud feat. He did nothing, showed
no positive characteristics, neither desire to beat
the dog, nor TO unduy revere tho cats. He had no
rpranta,ion no pussy-cat He failure, pich
rc.orcly spcaking Whereas jim the third was young
saffron I'm hue and green waddcd coat, which
was In delicate harmony with his smooth, yellow
brown skim
We tried when he first oame' 70 suggest TO him,
Sently but firmly, that bis name was not Jim. We