Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-15

Deafness Can't Be Cured
By local applications, as they cannot reacf
the diseased portion of the ear. There /.
only one way to cure deafness, and that /.
by constitutional remedies. Deafness il
caused by an infiamed condition of the
mucus lining of the eustachian tube
When this tube gets inhamed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed, deafness is the
result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its nor
NAL condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by
catarrh (which is nothing but an infiamed
condition of the mucus surfaces.
We offer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all drug
gsts.
FL. Cheney & Co.. proprietors, Toledo, o:
An exchange recently contained
the following: "Wanted, in most
every town in the country, an ed
itor who can read, w"ite and argue
politics and at the same time be re-
ligious, funny, scientific and historic
at will; write to please everybody,
know everybody without asking or
being told; always have something
good to say about everybody else;
living on wind and making more
money than enemies. For such a
man good opening will be made
in the grave yard"
Bucklen's Arnlca Salve.
The best salve in the world for
cuts, bruises, sores. ulcers, salt
rheum, fever sores, letter chapped
hands, chilblains, corns and all skin
eruptions, and positively cures piles
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price % cents per box.
For sale by Daniel j. Fry, drug
gist.
In recent breach of promise case
in Florida the letters of the lovers
were read in court, and the eXtrav-
agance of the professions, while not
entirely without precedent, indicate
an inflamed state of the mind that
also has been noted even in less ar
dent !atitudes, but is always embar-
RAISING. Ina a postscript he contrac-
ted to deliver to her at their first
meeting 100000, 100000 kisses.
A little computation with his pen
Gil would show that, however pro-
longed the interview of the lovers,
the task assigned would he beyond
physical capacity. If Adam had
kept on repeating the initial kiss
without rest for repairs until this
time, he could not have reached the
Florida figures, at the best time on
rscord. Some exaggeration can be
overlooked in amatOry litera trure
but it is always well to have in view
the sound of the statements in an
open and unsympathetic court.
Any reasonable girl would be satis-
fled with 100000 kisses.
This is the season of the year
when the raw, cold winds create sad
havoc with the hands and complex
ion. Soft white hands and clear
"peachyu complexion can be as
suredly preserved by the frequent
application of Dutard's Specific. If
rubbed into the skin well it leaves
no greasy surface. The skin
absorbs it. Sold by ID. w. Mathews.
First Omahan: "One must look
out for hydro phobia this hot wealth
er. Do you know how to tell mad
dog?n Second Omahan: "If / had
anything to tell mad dog / should
do it by telephone"
Oregon is one of the most produc-
tive states in the Union. Its vast
mineral regions contains gold, silver,
copper, iron, and coal. Its immense
tracts of grazing lands support thou
sands of cattle and sheep, ana its
extensive agricultural regions pro-
duce all the cereals in abundance,
the yield per acre being, in some IN
stances, the largest In the worlu'
Among the useful and valuable prod
ucts of the Web Foot State may be
mentioned Oregon Kidney Tea,
which has proved a boon To thou
sands afflicted with pain in the back
and kidney difficulties. 1t is purely
Of vegetable composition and never
fails. Sold by ID. w. Mathews.
You s-s-s-say you e-can t-teii a
ffeller h-h-how tito av-v-void slut
tut-terin e f-f-for wo-w-one d-dollar"'
"Yes." "W-weli, h-h-h-ere's y-your
d-d-d-doll-ollar. II how c-can /
av-v-void stut-tuttering?" Don't
talk"
1t should be generally known that
DIR. Henley's Dandelion Tonic IN,
sures hearty appetite and increased
digestion, dispels nervous depression
and low spirits, overcomes lack ol
energy and wakefulness aud VIII In
fuse new life and strength into tne
weakest invalid, Sold BY ID. W.
Mathews