New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-02-03
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

That World" correspondent who tdegraphed from
indianapolis that General Harrison was to wear
shirts at his Inauguration and the Inauguration ball
costing $50 dozen evidently is the possessor OF
an imagination with good many fills to It
Husbands Ilattery-wife (wao wants tailor
made sut. but has only limited at iuDid you notice
Mrs. De Pnks figure -
Husband (who smells a r@l-fes, PoOr woman 90 .sa,
sort has b depend On tailor made suits Now YOU
my love, are Hebe in NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. weekly
In the wisdom and providence of the fathers Of
nS s fO svstsm was InSaftsd With the manhood IN
dependence OF the American people Is the eohvicton
means of Misrepresentation, long rs che world Is
divided into nations of warning ambitions ana con-
fictng nterests.-t Birmingham lAIal AsehcrA"
In the Missouri Legislature they believe in invectvs
az is invectIve. Here is little GEM from recent
speech of an honorable member
Il have been charged by che press with oeins
rrediosd against the creature who at the head Of
The Aqric,uslral College Gentlemen, II said that
advent,Irer was liar aud calumniator would only
he COMMUNICATING him. don't want to wrestle with
the skunk because If do viii paFtake OF his peci7
liar offensive smell from contact with him. hope
the resolution will pass
A clergyman having called up class Of girls and
bows began on one Of the former In these words
L Ny dear child, tell me who made your body
She had no idea Of the question applying 70 any. any
thing beyond her dress and dropping quick courtesy
replied
. Please, SIR, mother rllde the BODY, bdt MADE
the skirt '-CTexas Siftilgs
SAYS James Pawn in The Independent Dickens
used TO tell a story Of meeting with a clergyman in
railway train who rid forth to his fellow passengers
ever SO long upos, the novelsts private fstingz.
Dickins IS an athst SIR, as happen TO know he Is
also gambler al regret 10 say drinks and so on
q Dear me how Ad Have you ever seen him drunk -
asked Dickens a. Well, not exactly drunk no. bus
certainly overpken by liquor" Have you ever seen
him soberqs well, that is too much 10 say. On,
yes. have sen him sober.' i" ottenl' Yes. often
No. sir. orS once. You sec him now for the nrss
tme.' (Cnanl
THAT mall man on the sofa' remarked guids
TO his psron at the Capitol, Is MI Cox, OF New
Sha coxl' asked the interested stranger.
"whE Sunset Cox, late Minister TO Turkey was
~" va don't say sol Wen. II he's the harem-scsrum
T sen ne added He doesn't look harcm enough to
scar, en- nyhow'-(washington Critic.
colonel Pat' Donan Is in favor of making tbs
clcger the National flower Of the United States. Tho
Cdonel has probably TO this opinion through his
tssre TO boom the Glover Club Of Philadelphia.
Why They are Deferred Do many Polandens
settle In Bostonl" asked New-york man Of
Hubite
They do not want to become bean Poles, sup
pOse.n( brakes Magazine.
For the three years preceding the election, tho
motto OF the Administration was lamont; and
ever since the election, It has been lament"
A Boston confectionor the other day received tbs
note Slr-When child. over thirty
years ago, I took or your counter in Brattle-st a
little sugar man, price probably cent, and It has
troubled my conscience Of and ever since; and
once sent money TO you by friend and she was
ashamed TO deliver Il; 1 inclose il by mali $50
cents aud beg that you will acknowledge It,"
The heroine OF recent magazine story was niu-
bussed with the jonqu OF her hair" and her husband
med = A mar IN
mistake his red-headed wife for one Of those MIN
bussed' things.-tNorristown Herald.
London caterer proposes to luncheon wagons
through the business streets.
An old lady, but pory one, heavily yelled, camo
into a street car and set huge, wellflled basket
down Ii CHANGED 20 iDtrude on the toes OF
superby dressed young woman opposite. She i'm
Inedlatcly was indignant She abused market-baSlets
Ioundly, and then abused the people who carried
people who carried baskets had no Business ride
on street cars. And then she decried against poor
poople being allowed to ride In every street-car some
cars should be reserved, she SAID for genteel folks.
The girl mortified everybody. The yelled lady said
not a word until both motioned the driver, and tho
car stopped Hold on Take that pail said the
elder lady Her Omentor looked a moment In as
tonishment TAKE that pail, Martha, and carry
II home This basket IS all can MANAGE repeated
the elder "Why didn't you tell me who you vera
mothcrlp asked the crVstfalen girl she pcloa
up the basket and went out while the occupants o.
the car gggled-(st Louis Globe Democrat