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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12
THE LATEST m JEWELS.


Scenes OF monastery life etched on IN ok
died silver call bell have pretty effect
A large silver horse shoe nail twisted In tbs
shape Of an 'Sn finds favor a. . belt buckle.
Two sprays of violets mounted on gold are
pendants to glove buttoner recently brought
out
Dolphins disporting around a shapely water
nymph is a new decoration for silver water
pitcher
Miniature watches are now being set In the
large link bracelets which have become 70
popular
handsome pendant for queen chain Is .
small fan with alternate leaves Of gold and
pearl shell
Two small cats eyes set in the place Of eyes
in miniature owl produce rather startling
effect as a brooch.
diamond chicken roosting on one leg In
the center OF crescent Of rubies and eGner
aids is fashionable oddity.
A thread Of small diamonds inserted across
the center Of an ivy leaf Of green enamel d
dainty piece Of workmanship.
A silver paper knife. with handle repre-
senting the leg and talons Of an eagle. b an
attractive and artistic novelty
A bright gold bird perched upon bar pin
and pecking at an accurately produced bunch
Of grapes is receiving attention.
A small Thermometer mounted on an ok
died silver model Of the Eiffel tower u be
coming fashionable ornament
Huckleberries Of black enamel on . branch
of gold leaves intermingled with diamonds
form an exceedingly tasteful brooch.
Among scarf pin novelties a variegated
gold acorn resting on background formed
by two leaves is one of the most recent
A rutider and tiller Of gold. crossed In the
center of a rope Of the same metal, Il an ap
propriate pendant for the present season.
jewelers. Weekly
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12
PERSONAL GOSSIP.

Sir Julian Pauncefote wisely postponed the
purchase Of farm until his wife comes over
and has time to look about bit
John Bright said that be owed bis quick
imagination to his lifelong habit Of reading
poetry every night before going 70 bsd-
Sir George Trevelyan Ia said to be . nots
bly, brilliant conversationalist; versatile, tire
less, encyclopedia; almost Advantageous
Buffalo Bill has written to a friend In Col
orado that he has received proposals Of mar
riage from twenty seven wealthy Partsiennes
Walter Savage Lander was the name on .
card sent in the other day to n London pub
Usher 1t belongs to grandson Of it, illus
trious first owner
The Comte de Paris, head Of the Bourbon
family and author Of history Of our civil
war, rises at $40 o'clock in summer and at Q
o'clock in the winter
Senator Cantor has been substituted for
Bourke Cochran as the orator before the Hop
Growers association, at their annual meeting
on the shores Of Oneida lake
The portrait which Sir John Millais b
painting Of Mr. Gladstone will. Il ID stated,
be the thirty sixth that the right honorable
gentleman has had painted during his nfa
Again they are talking Of putting up a
statue Of Wendell Phillips in Boston. The
man who designs 1t should tear In mind the
llustrious orators remarks upon the existing
monuments
Some years ago the Hon Francis D. Ker
nan had an eminent Chinaman for client,
and won his case Ever since the latter has
sent, several times year. q boz Of choice tea
to his lawyer a token Of remembrance
Geronimo, the Apache who has been pris
oner for some time, has grown 20 fat that he
looks very little like an ideal chieftain He
was not well at Fort Augustine, butat Mount
Vernon Barracks. Ala. he has increased In
weight rapidly
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

-Dw sea rs enodlg. yo<v usin's neasiy a.
49, here are your ssrkse& yors sraps and -
wnA ynr cheek. 80 sb.as russ-i s.shassd .
Var yous b.a Hsr,e sasen-and hope they vm
ptsna
-Ahf there b the wnastis. dsar. Send 20 "A
p1ease,
n nswer I pseaAsd - ND sus - sight
Gny. Seil, for an ANSWER 9nd baeh oos a thess
ror yes. red ruse. fos refusai rhs white
4 deep, heavy ruushiing . vhtsls's Wild shrek
4 ci.shinz sad Changing. rcd. CARING light
E5ue eyes cash an answeF that nps VII nos sIszak.
Assees sumnes dream has ~ ending to-nzGhs
4 sose De, b nnrrnsrsd - aAnains asoae
He peerud thru tbs dAsknsD that saAtcbed hes
from hxht
Z love him, Of coanse- Her rogalxh eyes snoue
III dip u Ia earrutne aad send hiln tbs white
4 vseehmzn aaieep. switch that was turned
4 hundred poor sosS 70 eternity swept
Aerus magic wires shs faSat news harned
The heart ofs village In agony weps
A hundred crave hearts ~ sympathy sod.
paassd 10 aixhts silence through valley and
Rien.
anf fought In the snoks Of tho wreck for the
dead.
with he nercenesn of democa the pity of men
Amber, a xomanl ny God this Is seiir-
white biossom crushed 90 the breast torn and
brui&et,
M white ross-hss snsw~-oo which the blood
And painted the na<4Ags her TIPS hae REFUSED
brakes Magazine
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A Reason.

Husband-You wept In your sleep. VITA
What was the matteri
Wife, dreamt I was pss,ins oniouA III
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

There is a curious Old japanese legend
which PROCESSES to account for the origin of
the tea plant Somewhere about the year
SO A D., certain Buddhist priest of great
sanctity paid visit TO the celestial empire,
and, in order to devote himself entirely to the
service OF God. he snlemniy vowed upon one
occasion that be would not 60 TO slsep for the
remainder Of his earthly life, but spend his
time in perpetual meditation Years rolled
by, until at last one siI!try day nature assert
ed herself, and the poor devotee Of Buddha
fell fast asleep SO great was his remorss
when he awoke that, in order to preclude the
possibility Of a repetition OF slumber. be there
and then Gu; of both his eyelashes and flung
them on the ground Passing by the spot
next day. great was his ACCOMPLISHMENT at lie
holding each eyefash metaRHrpho.ed into q
shrub and exhibiting the form OF an eyelid
oordered with lashes. and Possessing the gift
OF hindering sleep" From these two shrubs,
concludes the legend. sprang the tea plant
Gentiemans Magazine
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12
HOW GREAT MEN WROTE.

Bulwer wrote his srst novels in full dress
Bossuet composed his grand sermons ON his
knsa
Aristotle awoke early and worked until he
slept
Tasso wrote his finest pi.cce in the lucid in
tervals Of madness
Csrsar composed his famous commentaries,
IL h said, on horseback
BACON knelt down before composing his
great work and prayed Tor light from heaven.
nemosthenes passed three months In q cav
ern by the -~side In laboring to overcome
the defects OF his voice
La Fuutaine wrote his Fables" chiefly
under the shade Of tres aud sometimes by
the side Of Racine and Botleau
voitAire was most impatient writer and
usually had the first half Of a work set up In
type before the SECOND half was written
Camoens compossi his verses with the roar
Of battle In his ears. Tor the Portuguese poet
was . colder. and brave one, though apoet
Rahelais composed his Life OF Gargantua-
at Bulay. In the company Of Roman cardi-
mails and under the eyes Of the Bishop Of
Pris
Cujaa, q learned man, used TO study when
laid all his length upon the carpet. his face
toward the hoor. and there be revelei amid
piles Of booka
Pope never could c'nnpc-e well without
first declaiming TOR some time at tho top Of
his voice and thus rousing his nervous system
10 its fullest activity
Calvin studied In his hed Every morning
at or O'clock he had books manuscripts
and papers carried to him there. and be
worked on for hour togethsr
Luther, when study ing, always had his dog
at his feet An ivory crucihx stood on the
table before him, and the walls OF his study
were stuck around with caricatures Of the
pofr,
Bentley composed after playing a prelude
on the organ. or while taking his ANTE
jentaeular" or post prandial" walks, he
found In the solitude OF dens. fors~ts some
thing more profound and suggestive than
anything he could And In books -Philadei
phia Tuna
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12
fomNsi.

LSOUNO-on Court street, Monday, shawl
u The owner can have The same by calling at the
Journal once and paying Tor advertisement.
.agsdtf
IsSCND.-on Maple s., wallet cont aiming
/ money. Owner aayc same by calling on
City Marshal. proving pr perry. etc.
auslei.t
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rne ANIMAL k,mepoaa.

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They entertain Two " IL -.h - .'.n
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nASA
A citizen Of Eris, Pa. bad full s.onesa
lrish SITTER dog. which. while On reanoea !,
track. located q bird No one sas nse1, -
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12
A sLuMeER Cong.


ssby. yoa <and ~ . 80 - te6
lneo iand a. dFn0o.
Tbsrvrs drowy wsschmAs has VITO hsa0
Newer ths araxxHne gSenns
a ANA stsg assy from tn far % 49,
Afvssy s1S HIN ~ swfnknng begun
And % Sand ~ TIE ga
Aad vaEeh 80 vas,
Al yaseA-and walet
Lxsap 90. hsas vhAe he &san@ alep1
Hess ID this gutss land;
h anSs Il ths toy a EsoeA0 sSs-
s5asz 70 bxsds Ia tbs snA6-~
10 ~ rrsoxe tau h1r1A vhh dreamy ey&
MT kr,s e va. 1naF. h mute snprbA
whGs - aand By The gAfA
A. vnfeh aad va19
Ard sasch-and vnef
HSeu open ~ enas - COS vfl bnovs
fhs guard I'm asves gxA
You mnsG opsp 10 gsnry. soviy-so
NJ one has hoard uniess
The@s drenmfH byds or Tho dssAn1and sbesC.
lead yos SCALING through their sand o< sissp
Wits stood by she gaia
To watch asd SAT-.
And xsEch-A and waixl
. araags are sss hAsds snd tns shssp shas dwso
Hsrs 10 thu, lAad At 1reasssi
Rsf yes must nos -. ssi you mn~r ans sen
However sfrangs &c s7saA
Or they'll never lei you Ia again.
And a would no3 pssA~s yesl hahy. ussA
JuA 70 stand By the Gsss.
And watch aed vais,
And vaEeb-and VAS
-8eysfiEh xEbOsspa 10 InfiAnaS1lzs Journal
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

LHoR hAl.E-Ai bargain, u good stor, house,
l. at North end Of state st. Inquire of
july6dtf gro. y. MAcoMBrR.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12
LITERARY L6HTs-

n.tah -. -
CO.. v.us. -.
Dn u
hhs'r aAssafu s'cs.A'N 'o1-
VIZ nns bs pubhsosn TOT TWO yeh
Tho fund for the family OF the late rnihp
IL "s'ch nA~ 'sA''a'a' "e-'J s''~~
Ernest Coisridxs has nearly cosuptsted tbs
biography Of his grandfather, the post
Mar OrRelI ms Acnspseuf . sooond invita-.
tioa 10 lecture In the United States and Can
AdA
Tbs Oriental seminary Of Berlin Will short
Nv luuaa a grammar Of The BaIubs language
by DR. Buttnes
Charl, A. Winser,on. OF Wheeling, W
v. h . CLEVER vrttrr Of yer.s for southern
rablica.,ons
~, +, nj, a.. r,,. ,.,,.r,gh,
and t.,-t thew nv. nav. income tax on ESQ.
IN, u.,r annum
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M manu. inc hehn ~ u" Sy""e' ~"
- 80 "a. -. IL.
Professor stuart bisck's nays thA' %"
Jury ago "as une OF mi~raD's numous,
AMI no v hankfni Hht Us n'f@ III oe'e"
Felix Dc fontains nas cotnp@."a 900.
nIrn "southsrn Wonn IN the iA7 "M'
a valuable Contribution 70 tns nt'sra'ure "
the reeiiion
oeorgs Meredith Is now ~ years OLD ana
lives amid tho restfui quiet OF the surrey
HIS. but works a. hard ~ ever sIehdih9
seven or eight hours daily al us oesk
DR. J A. H. Murray, the famed English
photographer. Is very tall and thin, has
large heah ana sahdy os"rd' s.hh' s'ii,ie
Tor every one ana n s''he"ha' a"e'tu e'"
Alfred Il Conkiing, Of New York. the
nephew Of Roscoe Conk.ing, generally known
as Alderman Conkling, has about completed
the work Of collecting material for his life Of
his unca
William D. Howels, tho novelist. has again
ssome a resident Of Belmont, Mass, where
ne lived ome years ago, his present home Is
fine old mansion. surrounded by beautiful
grounds
f. us,i IN h, saiJ tbnt the girls were afraid
tn ,n.,t hobart Grant author of ..The Confess
sions NJ . Frivolous C,iri t.ruuss his stories
-. -. - s,,. -. t..,,,.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

Did you know that ants would make lem
onader said a Bridge street grocer 10
Tribune man tho ether day. They will, for
| have seen them do it several times The
other LAY left slice Of lemon on the couu
ter, and there happened to be some sugar not
far eft and directly noticed the ants carry.
ing the sugar to the lemon juice. | thought
it was rather queer. as well as cute, and, to
test the matter, have tried it several times by
putin. II piece OF lemon on the counter and
placing some sugar near by, and the aDts
never fail to carry the sugar to the lemon
WAT do you think of that nows 1t is AZ
absolute fact n-Tampa Tribune
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

Speaking Of ministers salaries recalls a
bon mot Of the late Henry Fairbrother
Meeting a minister in Pawtuclet with whom
be was well acquainted one day the divine
told him he had received call to another
parish and should accept. "A call" said
Henry. Yes. | have been iaboring in the
viuey ard Of the Lord here in Pawtuc.1et for
a number Of years for salary of $1,000 PER
annuin and have received a very fiattering
offer to go 70 Brooklyn with salary of S.
00Or And that is what you mean by calllr
Yes" We'll, up at the club We should call
tina. raise Providence Telegram
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

snow hook at that man." grumblsd con
Writ ~ a visitor at the jail passed along the
eosrtim. Here arm. jugg~d for burglary,
ed In gts~ along as free NJ air; and yet there
want such q great difference between his
business and mine y
what does he dor
"Iie Ia = commission merchant"
"Quitc difference, should say."
mot at all avn n breaker and he Is
broker - Merchant Traveller.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12
Sitting on ice is a theatrical phrase .cR
. house that does not applaud
QUEER FINDS.

Rhode welmar. Of Sheibyville, Ind, caught
Q thrse pound black bass the other day and
found In Il . diver quarter
buried city In Honduras containing relics
IN PROPULSION has bern unearthed $50 miles
frum the mouth II the Partook river. among
the Peyas indiana
A AryS darninS needle vas found In the
liver Of dssr recently killsd in he presence
q . aobteman near Vienna A viennsse mi
cuscoptza, who examined the liver, found Il
70 be scund Avs in IL tmmeiiats proximity
a the usoala
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12
SOME USEFUL HINTS.

Keruens will soften boots or shoes that
have bsep har,iened by water. and render
them a. pliahIe q usw
Salt will curdie new mill. hence In prepar.
ing milk porritge. gravies, etc. the salt
should nos be Addssd until the dish ID pre-
pared
Clear boiling water viii remove tea stains
aDd many fruit stainA Pour the water
through the stain and thus prevent its spread
ing over the fabric
The choicest way TO cook canned lobster b
70 cut the lobster into rnall pieces, lay In .
pie dish and pour over white sauce made Of
milk cooked thick with little butter Grate
over II four ounces Il ParmesAn cheese. and
bake until brown
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

''Qu'ah thing bout di~hor law business"
aaid Uncle Jonas
whats the matter anciet Have they hern
mixing you upf
"Dnt's t,@- what doan uBderstan' II. !"
"What don't you understand
why, pays do lawyer ten dollars ter git
IN out er troubIc and do judge hegos's ahead
anyhow an DOES jes ~ he plens's erbout 1t. -"
--kxcbange.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

LNOR SALE-Four hous. lots on school ST.
l. Apply at the Office Of T.. ). tOGG.
julyeidSw {
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

Ths ta~tos giri- when sol begins 10 glovl
Ant days arc Inconyenientiy WARM
Who how you stand the weather wants 10 know.
Puts not the lneation In Ia vulgar form
Adjusting In her fascinating way
The gold trimmed glasses that assist her View
6hs a~ks, ia there caIoric, sir, today,
Sufficient In tho atmosphere Tor your
.-IL,sfnn Courier
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

''Alas'' groaned Jokem. sadly. as he looked
At the declined with thanks card, sit seeIns
~ II shall never bo able to get my name in
print"
Hum" said his friend III that is all you
want why don't you subscribe ten cents to
the Frrsh Air fundF-N New York Sun
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

Jo0cw-So you have scat on your cooki
Smith I've discharged her "rm sur
prisssi 10 hear it, as heard you say she was
such All excellent cook" That's Just the
reason discharged her. She cooked such
exonllent dinners that We ate much there
was nothing left over Tor supper. Her good
cooking was her only fault "-Texas SiftingA
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

Who Ia that fellow I saw you speaking
~ithr
"Oh, that b Brown, splendid workman,
commands big salary
Whats his business
"fIe Ia head cutter In Shippers unstit tailor
ing establishment boston Transcript
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

They ant within the parlor dim.
And frctfully sho said to him.
wish. dear John. that you'd behave
u not. wish that you would shave
-Rp<tnu (sp,tri,r
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

SONS birds In sotsr suits n zray
And h.a,.szst dim a5tsar.
Then mates trtckrd cot In piumAss 9ay
fiaant color far and nrAs
Ha k.pk from tenants IT the air
10 sarth and what = ebsnge n sbera
D1s ptsinfered feathers rare and brfxhe
4s-st ~yfnan's bsnnst M.
AMI all In sDhrr raimsnf digit
THIS male bird fnota the bAl
I,s@ton Cpirtee
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Fer whas y friendship but q nan,e-
A charm that luilA to sls.,p'"
Well. sometimes It's little game
That strikrs ysur pHket deep
Chicago TtNaa
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

Tho days approach with rapid stride.
whea tho maidcns fair throughout the land
To Newport 70. tho waves Ia ride
And dig tteir tootses In the sand
Chicago rimea
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12
LITTLE eOV BLUE.

unier che haystssk little BOY Bife
Si,s1s with his head on his arm.
Willie soies~ " met and voics,s Of mAitis
Are calling him over tho farm
Shss'p IN tho meadows arr running wild
s,hefe poisonous herbas,, Srows
Leaving white tufts Of downy d.sSee
I'm tho thorns Of the swe,t Wild r,r.e
out In the fielts where tho siikea corn
l's rh,mssd hes.i pe,ls and blows
wh,rc the golden pumpkin. r,p,a below
TrAmp,r the white faced cows
But NJ toad blast on the shining horn
Calls back the strAying sheep
And the COWS may wander IN hay OF corn
While the keeper lies asleep
His roe,hsh cyc~ are tightly shut
His dimptcs arr ali At rcsf;
The chubby hand. tucked undsr his heaA
by one rSsy cheek Is prsssei
wakcu hims No Les down the bars
And gather the truans sheep.
Open the barnyard and drive In the cows:
But ice the little boy sleep
For ycar AFTER year We can shear thu o~SA
And corn can always be sovn;
And the slssep that vtstts little Boy Blue
VIII not come when the years have flowu.
Abby Sage Richari~an
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

II am sorry a. give you pain Mr. Fergu-
snn," she said to the kneeling youth. but
your s,ore Is goose egg this time"
"Not much, Miss Kajones." be replied
hAughtily As he rose up and took his hat;
you can't prevent me from scoring a home
run. chicago Tribuna
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

Never exaggerate. Never betrsy conf
dence. Never give promise that you do not
fulhll. Never associate it'll bad company,
and finally. S-ve, be without Steele's Little
Bile Pills, sa.regrlst. vepr liver, relieve your
indigestion. grant you pleasant and refresh
irG sleep. and keep y"u in perfect health, Is
&C ats per bottle Of J. N. Mixer and C. B.
n ,rpby 1 Go.
Group, Whooping Cou9', and Bronchitis
Immediately relieved BY Shiloh's Cure For
sale at c. B. Murphy's.
julySd&v vchwky
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

Petted Dau2htr-Papa, would Ike Q III.
tie money want to buy bog of fancy
candies.
Indulgent Father-An right, my ehild
Here's q quarter What sro Won
waiting fort
Petted Daughter-For Q little more mopsG
papa The twenty five ceots will tuse bly,
the candy. I want . dollar now TO buy ~
box-Chicago Tribune.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

Miss Clearinghouse, dining with hsr friend
'sweetlyl-What perfectly lovely co6es 700
make, Laura. don't think I ever tasesd
any that was iust-juss exactly liks Il, yos
know.
Miss Knjones still more sweefly,-l AWAY
use genuine coffee. So glad you iks h, Issna,
dear Chicago Tribune.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

There is at present more snow throughout
Nevada than at any previous time this
winter.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12

Mrs. Minkum-How tired and worried you
look, Mrs. Winkuml
Mrs. Winkum twearily,-Yes: it's the Siris
day in-New York Weekly.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-08-12
It Sounds Very IIeartlcss.

IL Souuuh very ueATtiehs.
."What do you think Of man who will
bury two children in the morning and go to
ball game in the afternoon" asked a we'll
known joker Of a party of friends in an up
town resort
Hes brute" was the answer Then all
wanted to know who he was.
IAN undertaken" was the reply buffalo
Courier.
Dnthers Should he Careful.
Bagley-Doctor, don't know what's the
matter, but ever since took plunge in the
surf this afternoon have had a funny feel
ing in my left ear.
Doctor-Iet me see tAfter an examine
tion.) Oh. there's nothing serious; you've
only got q bath towel in your ear.-The
Epoch.
There's Lots Of q vszsd.
There seems to Be tendency
Mongst folks Of high degrees
And coinal independency
To 1ock 70 gay PareeL
In view Of such an exodus
To see the big French show.
II really does vex a cuss
To be too poor to 60
Chicago Mail
Getting Ready for the Oceaslon.
Mr.. SiSy-Awthau, what do you suppose,
AiEtah Fwesh meantt
Arthur-What did he sayl
Mr.. Sixy-Why, told him that was|
about to DO mawwied and he awsked me what
was going to wear for my twousseau. Phil
adelphia Press
Where the Fashionable Are.
U you the fashion papers skim
With this announcement you'll agree
The people who are In the swim
Are now sotournins by the SEA
Boston Courier
ID the Rest She Could.
Mistress entering the kitchen,--Bridget,
have you cleaned the kitchen yeti
New Cook with an injured air. AS well A.
could, mum, with nothing but yellow soap
10 clane it with.-Chicago Tribune
The Reason why.
Why do love At early morn to wake
When roses still are wet with dewsi
Because then can turn and take
Another snooAs'
-BoseDu Courts