Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-02-02
SHORT AND HUMOROUS.


How ro +;so oort, Sit low, y, ,ho
business enJ 81 a min - Roxto,, P,1H
, letill.
ABORT 90 soor ooo bobv hreots in q
mir of shoes tho ore broken ont -
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we sincerely nope 81 lo[ 'he gong
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NHhN a manufactures threatens /"
t'V GOWN 'i'e W'SeS VI 'ile eIliP'"N'5 ms
H"p'S 'reil"le' o"h''" HH'te'"t""'
An exercise III modulatlon-a donkey
ea,inS turkey Ism tll"t passing lrom
! one Key lh'o announcer = o''"H" ""-
<e''e.
BAGLEI, referring to his six IN nths-
| wa '"i''' '"J IN" i'"' 'i'i' - Hr''i
Wl'h"ut music III th' helr' -"'c"e"teF
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Nom OF old was not conV2rSans with
| the game called draw poker, or he
! would never have placed so much conf
oen'e III simple PAIRS
IHE difference between love and the
other KIND OF heart dl7easn IS that the
| other KIND OF heart Il selSe IS generally
tatal.-Irc0td Hecord
HE.Did you ever see the day break?
Sha-No; but We often lald awake III
the early hours of the morning listen
ing fot it. harrington free Press
This is an agreeable climb attic
! change" rcmaried a loverty-s,nckon
plnst'r W h'n he picked up quarter
on tie stars leading to ms sky-pdrlor.
Miss JULIA, allow me to close those
/ blinds; the glare Of the SUE must be
! oppressive. "lou ar very kind, sir,
but Il rather have u little sou than no
heir Mt all.
Mr.. FORGET is a New York agent for
foreign s eamship company. It is
very easy t. rcmemb + his name. All
You have to do IS to Forget lt.-t0l't"'-
! dH% D'$pdth.
Mrs HoMEsPUN, who has a terrible
! time cverv morning getting her Young
! brood ont OF their beds, slrs she can't
understand why Oh ldren are called the
r.s.hg generation.
IT Is a physician who gay $ that a seal
skin sc Iun is not a heal hful garment.
Can't be thai he has been sub. ilizcd
by some h0rrid man? 1t certainly
looks like it.-BoStoh ItHtcS
"DoN'r YOU think it eXtravagant,
Henry, to pay 500 fer diamond rng
for your wifc?" Not at all You en-
to forget how much shall say, On her
| glove bill. "-EOStO1t TrdltScrp'.
A roETiCAL editor, speaking of trees,
says: every tree is feather in the
carth's cap, Il plume IN her bonnet. q
tress upon her forehead: Wher, fore
plant trees, except to attract mun?"
0LIrrLE TGp-I tell Won, vou C mt
! have two grandmothers. Little Fred
We'll, | know I've got two, for thcy
both come to our hous'. Iittl, Fed
! Well, then they must have been twins.
Ak entcrpris:nr man who had inst
embarked il the mill-busin s. di5,r H.
utel a LOT of circular, Announcing that
he was prepared to serve patrons with
milk of the first water" As Il failure
he was success.
"NIy Ieor vounr lady" srJ n rpsh.
inc artist +, her Won are positively
loTe,y, Wouldn't Won Ike me to do
Won in oilp" "Sir" exclaimed her faith
er's plide, Indignantly, do you take
| me for Il slrdnc?"
"J,N ON NV wov home Doctor " said
a ci zen who was after some free adj
lirn "on1 I'm fired and worn o1t
What oucbt | to take" "Take a cab"
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