St. Paul daily globe., 1889-06-30

ing! "A DreacQ OF tne SaDOaun ana
hindrance to the spread of the gospel
He points out that God gave the beard
to man as protection to his throat and
chest; and, he adds. with the, most
amusing simplicity: "Were the beard
purpose might be doubted; but situ-
ated where it is. no psychologist will
dare deny its inteptiOn."
Sauer Kraut lambreQuinS are then to
be respected even to this day, when
cOons are so apt and razors so sharp,
and the fashions do cry in one accord
let 'er grow whiSkers!
ST. PAUL Boards.
The traditional barbarity is still to live
and be represented in st. Paul. There
is Mayor Smith, behind whose beard
there beams most sympathetic coun-
tenance. A beard never becomes man
better than the mayors does him. A
right dark, with birch patches and
steaks here and there Is certainly an
adornment of his face of which he Is
justly proud.
DIR. Day has great vegetable growth
on his chin. A kind of mixed sheep
skin, variegated with Poland China
rooster feathers. There is more fun
back of that hispid handle than one
would imagine who does not know the
genial doctor. It's not so much when
you think you know him as when he
makes up his mind to know you that
one revels In his company.
Judge Flandrau is the oldest YOUTH
in the city. Apparently TWENTY-FIVE, he
wears that kalSomined beard with the
dignity becoming a great man.
His partner, Horace R. BigelOw. has
several swan's-down groves on beau
tiful complexion for so venerable and
elderly man. Mr.. Bigelow's beard is
an incandescent white, which makes his
immaculate shirt front scOwl with
envy.
Hon. H. ]. Horn has for several years
been identified with
A PECULIAR PATTERN OF BEARD,
known as wlnd-gallS. These are usu-
ally worn during all hours of the day,
Immediately or sooner, under the chin,
and extending an unmentionable dis
tance down the front of the throat.
These styles are very good for colds,
headache, sprains, pip, glanders, and
sore feet.
The best lawyers. great man once
said, are barefaced lawyers. Hon.
Johanthan W. Willis gets the plough in
this, then. The gentleman from the
Fifth ward has lots of room for beard.
uc IuOOu SOCS lutO CCStcCICS OVVA IAO
barren waste of Mr.. Willis face, and
cuts up all sorts of capers. No hide-and-
go-bite game by the mosquitoes on his
face.
Judge Kelly has a real Kentucky
beard, reared and grown in the Blue
grass region, and while we wouldn't
say that it was of a bay color, it is rich
"mer-hog-er-ny which makes his head
| majestic.
Comptroller Roche, or "Honest John"
as his political friends have crowned
him, has beard, which has not caused
any runaways for long time. His is
| kind of $50 a. m. color, when
the sun is just getting in his work on
the wood-pile just beyond the barn. A
little bit sorrel with German silver
trimming. A little inclined to lay down
and roll up, too. There is a financier,
standing behind that beard, however.
Judge Wilkin has a beautiful snow
| white beard. cannot give the address
| of the manufacturer, besides this is
| not an advertising article.
Marshal Campbell. of the United
| States, has very luxurious growth of
| horse chestnut-colored Simeon teaser.
Indians have always been puzzled which
part of his head to scalp. His size of
beard is very expensive, and the mar
| shal has had to pay his house rent a
great many times while he was cultivat-
| ing his hairy appendage.
Stanford Newell has daisy; of fire
| alarm hue with two divisions, one on
each side of his perfectly carved chin
and set off at the base with one of those
white linen collars. One division is
kept from getting into an alteration
| with the other by means of space
| about four inches across the bridge of
the nose. Mr.. Newel's beard is very
| useful in dark, rainy nights, and by
| constantly wearing it he saves great
| many matches.
Hon. William Bickel's beard is not
sauerkraut or siSal rope. Mr.. Bickel's
beard first came to his assistance about
twenty-three years ago, since which
time it has become more and more at
| tached to him each day.
Some boards are very apt to die if not
properly watered and attended to.
Therefore, hon. G. u. Gilfllan is not to
be suspiciously quoted when
A CHAMPAGNE TUMBLER
| is turned upside down over the oasis in
the middle of his dapple gray lip and
chin veil.
If County Commissioner Mitch does
carry small installments of free lunch in
his 'whitskers," it does not alter the
| fact that they are BurnsideS of salt and
pepper and cabbage color. No one has
ever dared tie his horse to them, either,
| and it is said the staunch Democrat has
insured them against tornadoes;;
Gen. Sibley, the midwife of the great
| North Star state, is dear, old patriarch,
| clad in his navy blue cape, waterproof
whiskers, overshOes and straw hat. The
reputation of the generals whiskers is
| of long standing, and many is the time
Eolus' icy whists went whistling
Gov. Ramsey's whiskers used to be.
| in the days of the old pioneer, when
! Mai. NewSOn used to bid on a ham and
three boxes of axle grease against DR..
Day and Judge Goodhue, quite P. NJ.
color, even so black that they were near
| ly so black as stack of black cats or a
load of frozen melons. They are very
light and airy now, however, and the
| governor has a terrible time keeping the
! sun off.
Gov. Merriam's hedge tuft is kind of
a deep carrots and eggplant color. His
is very much on the Nandyke order.
Ever since the governor worked that
| s-in-the-h-l-Of-a-fix puzzle, men,
toned in the GLOBE several years be-
fore the court house grounds will be
| sodded, there is slight measly look
| about his beard, which shows signs of
arrangement now and then, especially
| on such occasions when the governor
held all interview and accessories, with
| Deputy Insurance Commissioner Todd.
Hon. Hans Mattson has a beard on
the lrish-Holstein plan, with frieze of
alapaca rouching and Brussels body,
making very pleasing effect on cold
winters day, when the thermometer is
down tn SOuth ST. Pau1
Joe Spiel, who keeps the central po-
lice station menagerie and Hotel del
Trampo du Stinko, has been offered
small family organ and several tunes