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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02
THE LATEST IN JEWELS.

Diamond half hoop rings fnd admirers.
New and pleasing patterns are ont this fall
n bar pins.
Silver belt buckles are worn not only on
silver and leather belts but on ribbon ones as
we'll
Bracelets and bangles arc In greater de
mand than ever, owing to present fashions in
dress sleeves.
Very artistic enamel brooches simulate a
spray of dogwood blossoms, in coloring a.
well as in form.
Many Of the patterns seen in brooches are
reproduced greatly enlarged in belt buckles
and chatelaines.
Silver trimmed leather goods remain fash
ionable. Black leather h the standard, but
all colors are employed.
very striking belt buckle seen, simulated
q large cluster Of daisies with white enameled
petals and gilt stamens and pistih.
The queen and its offspring, the Victoria
chain. represent the most fashionable watch
chains now in the market, for ladies' wear.
There is always more or len demand Gr in
itial and monogram jewelry, which is out
this season in rustic, noral and other pat
terms
Enamel brooches and scarf pins are pro
duced which initiate to perfection the size,
shape and color Of natures bloomA Nothing
b wanting but the fragrance.
The fancy for wearing silver rings, which
has been indulgei In for some time past by
men, 1t appears, still prevails. The snake
rings. with jeweled eyes, are popular sortA
A unique bracelet seen recently, and
wrought in Greek style, consisted Of twist
I'd goli circiet surmounted BY two lions, one
at either end Of the circlet and united by
gold chain
The wood violet is q favorite flower In Jew
ely. Wood violet brooches that represent .
bunch Of vioiets 50 arranged - TO form .
nearly round pin, come in three Eises, small,
medium and larye-Jewelers Circular.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02
asw York Produce Aaarsse.

NKw Yoax. Oct. !.
TLoUK-K Receipts, r. 0 ysskages, exports. 2,5-s
barrels, sAles 300 hepesi quotations Including
CITY mill extra. % D~t4 rs. patent. - ~
o. ~, sup~rnne, d ioae2 81. extra No. Z,
Is ssss Il vintsr vh~sA low grade. ~ sosas co.
Einnssota extra. o. sssss %: southern aoui
dull Rye aoaS steady.
waEAr-k~ssipss, $3.50, exports. 81 ,sss, sAle
1890, dull, No spring nominal. -;
= red, "a, 10 red sst 80 elevator sjiAsf& lob
ssilss dsit erred No. red. soniaAl yei3s0i. No
white nominal. s5sssi
Krs--qui~t.
BARLEY nominAl.
kso~ipts. III mo- Exports. ~. ssD, sale. NJ
900, fair, st-smsr. ,.i,4it. No. Z. 9IaS9i
,torc and elevator. sais4o1 delivered.
0.rs--xsoeipt:: s'odo. snports. i sales. ~
10 white. o,a1sl, No. !, o.; do white. rs;
Mixed Western. NIa1s, white do. EaB
CoyrGE--fsir, Mo. fair, 80
suoAs-HaW steady, rrnpsd fair. demand -
lower, crushed saSt extra crushed, 6ta6i; white
extra crushed. 6ia7, cut loaf ~ graduated. "a.
PETROLEUM nrm. quiet. ~t
PoHK-~brn
hEEp--dull
LARD higher. western aeam. ~ 67tss6 ga
closing " ", city steam. ~ 20; renned fair
continent - Soar rs; q. 4. u Is.
bUrrNE- firm western dairy ~
u, DO creamery, .2s25l
CHKHss- higher Fr-ishts to Lverpoo
nrm,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

Il. Bainbridge Mundsy, Esq, County Atty.
Clay Co, Tex, says: Have used Electric
Bitterr with most happy results. My brother
also was very low with Mxlarisl Fever and
Jaundice, but was cured by timely use Of
this medicine. A,n satisfied Electric Bitters
saved his life
Mr.. ID. |. Wilcox son of Horse Cave, Ky,
adds like testimony, saying He positively
believes he would have died. had II not been
for Electric Bitters.
This great remedy will ward OF. as well
~ cure all Mslarial Diseases, and for all
Kidney, Liver and Stomach Disorders stands
unequaled. Price Soc. and 4l.OO at J. NJ.
Mixers drug store.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

A lady from Ithaca, the birth place Of IL.
Governor Cornell and his wife, told me -
terriay q good story spropos Of ~hs peris 81
welded life. which the governor told At h.,
own expense Il seems that when in once q,
Albany be would sometimes return home late
at night, after his wife bad retired, an when
sAs asked hi.n what time it Vas, he would
answer; "Alssu, 49, or "A little after mid
night One evening, instead OF making the
inquiry, she said: "Alonxo. ! wish you would
stop that clock, cannot sleep for its noise =
All ulsuspiclous he stopped the pendulum
In the morning, while dressing. Arx CORNELL
inquired artiez.iy: ''Oh, by tie way, what
time did you get homef' "Ab,ut midnight,
replied the governor "AIon-o, look as tAat
clocki" The hands 81 the clock pointed 10
half past Z The governor WINS crushed; hut
be afterward concluded that the story was
too good to keep PhiiatstphlA Record
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02
BEST IN THE WORLD.
urther Gr vt Ca res Of Skin Diseases by
the Cuticura Remedies.

Boy one year and = half old. Face and
body d. terrible condition, being eov-
cred with sores. sulphur springs fail.
Cared by CHticara Remedies.
l have used your CUTIcURA REMEDIES In two
cases where 1t proved TO be successful. The first
in the of boy year and a half old
His face and body were in a terrible condition. the
former being completely covered with sores.
took him o the Massena sulphur Springs, but he
did not improve any. WAS then advised to try the
CUTIcURA REMEDIES, which l did. lie took
and one half b tiles of CUTiCURA REsoLvENT,
when his skin WAS smo til rs could be- I'd is to.
day. used the CuTicuRA on his sores and the
years Of age, aad all right The other
disease Of the soap. which was cured b, washing
with the CuTiCiRA SOAP and rubbing IN the turi
CURA, one bottle y cUTICURt REsOLVhNT being
used. They have proved successful in every case
where have advised the of them. 1t Is sur
prising how rnpidy child will improve under their
treatment. ] rec mmend them for any disease of
the skin rs being the best in the world This is my
experience. and l am sady to stand by my state
ment. JOHN X. BERo,
American House, Hogansburgh, NY.
An Vnbearable SGin Diseases Cured.
have been afflicted since a.t March with ski
disease the doctors called Eczema Ny face WAS
covered with scabs and sores, and the itching and
burning were almost unbearable. Seeing 20 r
CUTICURA REMEDIES so highly recomme ndrd con
cluded TO give them trial. u ing the CurIcugA and
CuTIcUKA soar externally, and REsoLvENT inter
tude for which make this public statement.
MRS. CLARA A. FKEnEEIcK.
Broad Brook, Con.
Cutlcura Ren edles
Cure every species of torturng, humiliuting, i.ch
ing burning scaly and piIDply diseases of tie skin
scalp and fioOd. with loss of hair, and all humors
blotches, eruptions Sores scales and
simple scrofulous, or contagious, when physicians
and ali other remedies fail
Sold everywhere. rrice. CUTicURA, Soc; soar,
DC, REsoLvkNT, u. Prepared by the POTTER
DRUG AND CHEMICAL CORPORATION, Boston.
sS-send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases" "a
pages. 80 Illustrations, and 100 testimonials.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02
PARIS FUR NOTES.

Muffs wild be very large this winter
Ora; astrakhan and rhinchiila will be much
worn
Long shoulder capes will be In great -
quest
Long haired furs. sable. fox, ETC., viii b
favorites
A dattened boa. in preference to ths romA
promis<s TO be stylish
Ermine is being received and ID made up i
many garments for evening wear.
Natural tus are b grsse favor, and ahlA
marten and beaver win have great run
Combined furs VII b fashioaAh1A SOL
skin viii be trimmed With Psru1as Anb -
osfrAkhAn
White furs VIII undoubtedly b 80 nmo
the eoming winter Tim for suas 49,
Coal, Suit md Ladies Waf HsstsW.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02
The Aroostook County ranrsry

Among the industries Of Central Aroostook.
the tanuesy bu.iness conducted By M. c.
r. Church. q Bsideewater Centre, 10 ia the
front rank in point Of magnitude, a. well -
benefit 70 the surrounding country.
The tannery turns out about 500 tons Of
eols leatAer annu6ly, consumes something
over 1000 cords Of bark, and employs
aboas thirty hands. The main tannery
building hsSA 0eAl lsagsA Of between four
and Eve hundred feet, 10 which 10 attached
leach hosse one hundred feet long, and the
b .~r ard furnace haiiding. and an annex.
p asrs feesy Sees square, eoneainine The
''haa.dline. vass.- NertA Ssas.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02
A FACT WORTH KNOWING.

As ct. package of HOM0NIA contains 9 ounces Of
soap and pint of Ammonia. in powdered form. II
makes hard water and the hands soft washing easy,
aud clothes white. Cleans Paint. Glass, and
Marble. and washes III hes to perfection. Just the
thing Tor washing Sipks, Bsth tubs. etc. II works
iii. charm in the Bsth. leaving the skin soft and
smooth. by Its use Tea. Coffee, and Fruit Stains
disappear as II by magic. Tse Amsoaia in Zomosia
sAskes IL periov 10 all easAiag posr,iers.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

Fiffsses.
The Indepeapens Lee Company are sill
sbspping ice. Thsy ase shipping The iass room
Of ice thss they pat ~ iaa winter. They
have three more roo0s Of old ice o. shout
10 go ssas, IL 0sss Of which gill probably
BE- shipped this fall. Tbs kni ;kerboekef,
Great Falls Z Consumess are ajso shipping
Tbs Consumess have theis houses yearly
cleaned oct. asd are noe shipping ffom their
ias soom.--Mvs. NeIsos Coiburn 10 whiting
relatives si Shsepscos Bridge this week
About everybody amended the fair ss Esss
pitfstoS last Taesdsy sd Wednesday Mr.
viii M0osss and wife Of Boston, are visiting
relatives ~ this place.
SonEssgr.
PaIayya.
Mr.. &. n. Folsom Vas isjased quite
severely last Saturday by the KICK Of horss.
He received the blow on bis ieg.-Ap.
Sarah Frost 10 visiting viih her son " Z.
Ffost in this viIisss.-Mr. VIM. NcCooi Of
Boston, Mass., vas In town On business for .
fsv days last week. lie retained home the
first Of the veek. Ceremony At the home
Of the brides parenss. Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Pstisn. Rev. v. ID. Sveefiand officiating,
M. VIM. MeCooi Of Boston vas united 10
marriage to Mice Setsie Psasn Of Paimyra.
The happy couple left at once for Their Bos-
ton home. May they enjoy bIssfui union
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

The best Salve in hi world f5r Cut
Bruises, Sores. vi s's, Salt Rheun, Fess,
Sores. Tetsef, Cha ed Hands. Chi,tlains
Corns. and ali SKIN Ssrrnons, and pos rs',
cures Piles, or no pa ecaired. Il !. sas-
antsel to give rerssc, .stisssc,ioa. or s4ens,
refunded. Price % C tn rsr boz. Ser 81
Av ~ Ni-~- ,.-sA4fsvi
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

Shilohs vitaliser 10 what you need fer
Constipation Loss of Appetite. Dizziness,
and all symptoms Of Dyspepsia. Price 10
and IS cents per bottle. For sale at c. b.
Marphy's.
Sulvsd4 vlvrhukv
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

Frei Browns Ginger proves to the aged
and all predisposed to sou, and rheumatic
affections. an efiicacious remedy. At all
Druggists. oct2dlt
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Cure 10
sold by Us on guarantee. II cures Con
sumption. For sale at C. b. Murphy's.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

The pleasant flavor, gentle action and
soothing e6ecss Of Syrup of Figs. VIXEN in
need of laxative And If the father or
mother be costive or bilious the moss graft
flying results follow its USE. 90 that il is the
hes, family remedy known and every family
should have . bottle.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

Most complexion powders have . vulgar
glare, but PoxIoni's 10 q true beauti Ser. whose
effects are u ting. septe&dl~
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SIS. 90 10 $3.50.

SIS. TO $3.50. a.s n. .sE.i.. i ,sa 1t. t.
Agents pres-rred who can furnish horse and sive
their whole time TO til. business. spare moments
may BE- prohfabiy employed also. 4 few vacancies
II towns and cities ]. y. JOHNSON & CO., iOa
Main St. Riehmond Va.
". D. Please staff aye and b.sirsss syeer. mr..
Ser-r nfsd about ss~Sisg sf.Irp far reply. u r J.
tfn st,r:ItWs dun
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

Fer lane bach. - q cAest. use Shiloh,
aeas Plaster. Price Is cent?. For sale
G. ,. Aaspays.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02

For delicscy, for purity. and for improve
ment Of the complexion nothing equals Pos
soni's Posder. ocsld&vIw
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-02
Rallroaos 4 steamboats,.
MAINE CENTRAL RAILROAD.
Arrangement OF Trains In Effect July
LIST, 1859.

Until further notice trains leave Augusta ~ fol.
lows;
GOING wEST-a.so a. NJ. for Lewiston. Rock
land, Portland and Boston; s.l0A. NJ. for iinllowr
and Gardiner. 10 07 accommodation aud 10 i6.x
press for Lewiston, Pennington. Rockand, rortlasi
and Boston; 100 =. NJ. for Haowcll and Gardiner;
az T. NJ for Brunswick Bath, ROokland, Portland
ard Boston; t3.52 (F1ying Yankee $50 y. NJ for
iiallowe and Gardiner. 100 T.. NJ. (night Pullman
for Lewiston. Portland and Boston, aud for bath
Saturdays only.
GOING EAST 2.io A. N. might cxprcssl for
Skowhegan. Sanger, Bar Harbor, st. stephen St
John and Aroosiook County, 9.l3 A. NJ. for Water
VILE, Skowhegan; LIS for Wstervillc Bangor, liar
Express for Watervilla Bangor and Bar Iiarhor.
3.55 r. NJ for skowhegan, Belfast. Dexter, Bangor,
81. Stephen, st. John and Aroostook County, 30
Z. NJ. for Waterviie.
The Night Pullman Trains run each way every
night. Sundays included, but not To skowhegan ON
Monday morning., or to Belfast and Dexter, or be.
yond Bangor. on Sunday motnings
ACCOMMODATIONS TRAIN leaves Gatliper for
Augusta AT 7.i5 A. NJ l., i69 and - T.. NJ, Halloween
Mt ~ A. NJ, LEO and e02 T., NJ.
FREIGHT TRAINS for Portland, ia A. ~, ar.
irving at l21s T. NJ Tor WAtervilic aud Nanccboro,
1232 +. NJ, and al 45) T.. NJ; du. from Boston,
i222 and AS T.. NJ; due from Vnnccboro and
Waiervillc, 7.2o A. NJ. aud ~ T.. VI.
Through tickets to california; aud ull points south
aud West may be had of h.. II. Walker ticket agent
Augusta, the only Office selling vim all routes and
checking all baggage free of expense.
stops only nj IialiowclI, Gardiner brunswick
and Westbrook Junction
PAYsON TUCKER, Gent Manager.
r. T. BoOrliBf, Genl Pass. and Ticket Ag't.
Portland. June 70.
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n. o. NICHOLS,
JsA1ing Aassa ana Slater, Stsae Wssk,
Briek asA Plastering, WAl1s-
Waahlng 3 Kalssmlnang

- ~ ~ - -. A. afarfs proaptly ssseaasa
v. OFAee daae q 4. ?. escs,<ss tsovs 1ssle - 8
~ - n>nsA. Asa1pta. ~ nayS1sa1f
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-07-06

though it was barely sunrise. he was
out under the trees, bathing the hand
with spring-water. 1t was much swol-
len and very painful, but he bore him
self stoically. His wife and baby had
arrived the night before. HIS little
daughter Julia was still. in long dresses,
and remember tossing her, to her
great delight, while breakfast was be.
ing made ready on rude table under
the trees
+ OF course, the battle was the only
topic discussed at breakfast. l re.
marked in Mrs. Jackson's hearing:
General, how is it that you can keep
so cool, and appear 80 utterly 1nsensi-
BILE to danger IN such storm Of shell
and bullets as ra1ned about you when
your hand was hit?" He instantly be-
came grave and reverential in his man
ner, and answered in low tone o.
great earnestness: Captain, nv re-
ligious belief teaches me to feel as safe
in battle as in bed. God has fixed the
time for my death. LIDO not concern
myself about that, but to be always
ready, no matter when it overtakes me. y
He added, looking me full in the face:
captain that is the way all mon should
live, and then all men would be equally
brave"
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-07-06
Where They Will fight.

1t is generally believed IN New Or
leans sporting circles that the Kilrain-
Sullivan prize fight will come off at
Abita Springs, st. Tammany Parish,
across Lake Pontchactain from New
Orleans. The officials of the Queen
and Crescent and the East Louisiana
railroads have been working hard to Sc
cure this selection, and have offered
such inducements and facilities for
transportation of a large crowd that it
is said Kilrain's managers have coudit-
ionally accepted them. subject to a
further investigation by Stevenson
when he arrived here. Abita is thirty
three miles from New Orleans, and is
reached by the Queen and Crescent and
and East Louisiana railroads. The
owners Of the latter line will erect an
amhpitheatre at the battle ground to
seat 2, 900 persons in case the town is
selected for the fight. 1t can be reach
ed in an hour from New Orleans, and is
a healthy, pine tree country where there
is not much danger of an interruption
of the fight.
The people of st. Tammany agree
that there shall be no interference and
no intimidation, a fair fight, and the
best man to win.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-07-06
Reduced Rates.

The Burlington" will make reduced
rates for the following occasions, open
to all:
American institute of Homeopathy,
Lake Minnetonka, MINI. June Oath to
18th from all stations.
Music Teachers Association, Peoria,
ILL.,, June 25th to 18th from stations in
Illinois.
Wisconsin Teachers Association,
Waukesha, Wis.,, July LIST to 3rd from
stations in Wisconsin.
National Educational Association,
Nashville, Tenn, July 9Th to 10th from
all stations. s'The Burlington" has been
selected by the Minnesota delegation as
the official line.
Convention Young Peoples Society
of Christian. Endeavor, Philadelphia,
Pa, July 9th to 18th from all stations.
Annual Conclave, Patriarchal Circle,
Chicago, July 10th and 18th, from all
stations.
For particulars of these and all other
occasions for which reduced rates have
been made, apply to j.. F. McElroy,
agent at 800 Nicollet avenue or to w. j.
G. Kenyon, Gen'l. Pass, agent, G.. B. 8
n. B. r., st. Paul, MINI.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-07-06
ELEGANT BOUD0lR CARS.
Running Exclusively on the Chicago.
St. Paul and Kansas City
Railway.

The new Mann boudoir cars now run
ming on the Chicago, st. Paul and Kan
sas City Railway between the Twin Cities
and Chicago, are models of elegance and
beauty. They are a decided imvroye-
ment over the old style, being arranged
in smaller compartments. There are six
single rooms and three double rooms in
each Car, but the apartments are SO ar
ranged that they may be doubled or
made ensuite at the pleasure of the oc-
cupants. The furnishings are of highly
polished cherry and other fine woods in
attractive tints and the ceiling is of q
delicate azure hue that pleases the
eye and taste. The cars are provided
with hot and cold water and other lux
urious conveniences which relieve the
tedium of travel In fact they are :veri-
table rolling palaces. Berths in these
cars and tickets to all points East, South,
and West. can be obtained at the city
ticket Office No. 1876 East Third street or
Union Depot, st. Paul and No, 8 Nicol-
let house block or Union Depot, Mime
apolis
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-07-06
Rv the Lakeside.
For every wave With dimpled face.
That leaped upon the air,

Had caught star In it's embrace
And held it trembling there.
Have you ever ridden along the shore
of beautiful Lake Pepin, in a moonlight
night? If you have, you can realize the
full meaning of the stanza above. IT
you ha We not made the trip, you should
embrace the first opportunity to view
the enchanting scene, by purchasing a
ticket on 'sThe Burlington's' vestibuled
train either north or south, and gliding
swiftly and smoothly along the beach,
within sight and hearing Of the soft
ripple of the waves. Minnesota, within
few miles of eli her st. Paul or Mime
apolis. is full of lovely lakes. to all of
which 1.-THE Burlington" is the quick,
safe and popular line from all points
South and East. For further informa-
ton as to summer resorts address w.
j. G. Kenyon, Gen. Pass. Agent, c., 3.
&c N. Il. R., st. Paul. MINI.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-07-06
To make little worsted balls for tri

To make little worsted balls for trim
mings, cut two round pieces of paste
board the size you wish the bail, then
cut ring out of the centre about a
third of an inch in diameter, put the
two pieces of board together and sew
the wool through the hole and oyer the
edge until the hole is full. You can
work faster by doubling the wool in the
needle. Insert scissors in the outer
edge and cut the wool all the way
around. Pull the boards little way
apart and tie between them firmly with
a little piece of wool. Tear out the
pasteboard, roll the ball till round, then
clip till even.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-07-06
IA Dream Of Far Women

The English Parliament has thrown
out the measure which provided that
females should be eligible for seats in the
County Councils. A strong effort was
made to have it passed, and it was an
ticipated in that this might be success
full. In view Of this prospect, 'Punch"
in late issue took glance into the
future, with the following result:
lS9O.-Admission of spinsters and
widows to the London County Council.
Large grants of money made to Curates
and young physicians. Establishment
Of a college for cats. canaries and pug
dogs. Scheme of metropolitan improve
ments, providing reservoirs OF perfume
for fountains in Trafalgar Square, and
qratuitous distribution Of sunshades on
the Thames embankment, carried by a
large female majority. Five O'Clock
teas introduced at the meetings OF the
Council.
1891 of splnsters and
widows into Parliament. Heavy tax i'm
posed on latch keys and cigars. Bill
introduced for closing all clubs at $50
o. m. aud prohibiting smoking therein.
General election, return of immense ma
jority Of female candidates. First female
ministry.
1ss2-Queen's Speech promises adj
mission Of females inty Army, Navy, and
Bar. Measure embody1ng above pro-
posals carried by substantial majoritles.
Lady Chancellor introduces bill for
abolition of Male Judges, and the sub
stitution of Judgesses, which carried
through all it's stages with immense en-
thusiasm. Collapse of the Judicial Sys-
tenn and Emigration Of the entire (male)
Legal Profession to China and more re-
mote colonies. A difficulty having been
found IN obtaining female sailors. abol-
ition of the Navy. The Army estimates
are introduced, and provide only for lady
orchestras. Swords, cannons and rifles,
are ordered to be sold 70 the North
American races and other savage tribes.
1se3.--Treaty with France to regard
ENGLAND as the most favored nation so
far as the Paris Fashions are concerned.
Measures passed for the determination
of mice. black beetles, and barking dogs,
Male NJ. Prs abolished. Overthrow of
the Ministry on the question OF having q
Fancy Dress Bail in the House OF Com
mons. General Election when the Blue
Stocking Party is returned with large
majority, Lessons IN dancing prohib-
tied, and the universal wearing OF spec
taeles rendered compulsory.
1894 Men expelled from the Empire.
Marriage declared felony, and Single
Blessedness proclaimed the first law OF
Women.
l95O.-Death of the surviving inhabit-
ant of London, and final collapse OF the
British Empire.