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The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

OUT OF SEAsON.-Tirst club man
''Old McGuzzle is married."
Second club man-"You don't say
So"
"Yes, he married a beautiful lady,
who is remarkable for her complexion
''Has she got a creamy complexion"
"She has,"
"They were married just in time"
"How so?"
"Because her creamy complexion
matches his red nose, and this is just
the close of the season for strawberries
and cream"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06
FARM NOTES.

Why HENS DON'T PAy..-The ma
jority of farmers still keep only the
commonest kind of common fowls, and
the queerest thing about it is shat many
of these same farmers have improved
all their other stock. They can see
that pure bred or high grade cows,
sheep or pigs are more profitable than
common ones, but when it comes to
poultry they can't see it.
Another reason why your hens don't
pay like the hens you read about, is be-
cause you have no decent place to work
in. You probably have comfortable
places for the horses, cows and pigs
even the dog has a comfortable kennel
but POUR hens either live out Of doors
altogether, or else are allowed to keep
house in some old shed or building
that is not considered fit for anything
else.
l have, in my trip through various
parts Of the country, observed that the
farms where there are very poor poultry
houses, OF none at all, greatly outnum-
Der those where the poultry had suitable
accommodation. On n trip, and that,
too, through an Ohio county, where
the farmers are free-handed, l found
thirty-seven farms that hal not a poul-
try house lit to he seen, against five that
had good accommodations for their
fowls. On nearly all the thirty-seven
farms the other buildings were good.
On one farm, where the fowls were in
about the poorest apology for a house
that | ever saw, there was an $500 barn.
on another, where there was no poultry
house at all. there was a dog kennel
that probably cost ten dollars at least.
An Ohio breeder told me that he has
often ridden a whole day without seeing
more than two or three decent poultry
houses.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

A TEACHER who had asked a girl to
purchase a grammar received the fol-
lowing note from the little girls moth
er:
II do not desire that Matte shall
incage in grammar as l prefer her to
ingage In more y%ousful studies and can
learn her to speak and write proper my
self. | have went through two gram
mars. and | can't say as they did me no
good prefer Matte to ingage in Ger
man and drawing and vokal music on
the piano"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

WIFE, anxlousIy-"Tell me, doctor,
is it any thing serious?" Will Mr..
Gourmand come out of it all rightP"
Doctor, solemnly-"YeS l think he
will rally. His pulse is high and his
tongue looks badly, very badly, but -"
Wife, tearfully-"Oh, doctorI tits
not spinal meningitis, is it?"
Doctor-''No! l think it is English
plum pudding"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Rupture cure guarantees ~
Or. J. B. Mayer, S3l Arch ST., mira,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by o
sands OF cures after others fall, advice
free, send for circular.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Eight cents per pound is the cost OF
sending seeds by mail. The package
must not exceed four pounds.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

There are people using Dobbins' Electric Soap
to-day who commenced Its use In 1865. wOuil
this be the case were it not the purest and m0st
economical soap made. Ask your grocer for ".
Look out for limitations. DobbinS.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

"For seven long years I struggled away farm
ing, running a mill, Sc, until | wa fortunately
introduced to b. +. johnson q Co., Richmond,
and in seren months ! had made more clear
money than l had made In the seven years be-
fore. They took me right by the hand from the
to show me how to do it." This Is about what
a young man said about a year or SO ago OF the
above mentioned firm. Since that time ne has
been steadily at work for them, and Is now one
of the happiest men In America. II YOU need
employment, 1t would be a good thing Tor you 70
follow this young mans example.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

The Frazer Axle Grease 10 the hest and,
lntrinsically, the cheapest Don't WORK
your horses to death by the poor axle
grease. Try 1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

This Is the best time Of the whole year to purify
your blood, because now you are more susceptl-
BILE TO benefit from medicine than at any other
season. Hoods Sarsaparllla Ii the best medicine
to take, and ii is the most economically Doses
One Dollar.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

..GroReIE, 1 called 10 Q you this
morning, and the maid said you were
yves. uncle, 1 am sorry that I was.n
o1nt YOU were not, for l saw you sit
ting al the window as came away"
Eyes, that's just it; the maid d es
mot specify; she only knew l was out.
Something's | am staying out, sometimes
walking out, and sometimes looking
ont' She was stupid not to sayw which,"
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FITS; All Fits stopped nee by pr. Kliae's oreas
Nerve Restorer. No fits aftsr drst days use my
Vicious cures. Treatise and ~ 90 trial oottie ,rsGs
I'll essea Send 70 Dr.. Hline.t1l Arcn 81
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

A Pocket Cigar Case and i've Of ''Tansilfs
Punch all for 25c.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06
Frazer I Grons

The final touch which makes a dish
perfect is always an inspiration.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

The best cough medicine IL Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold sverywhera zoc'
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Nine grains of wheat laid on a four
leaved clover enable one to see the
fairies.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06
MORWITZ & CO.,
Ga Chestnut Street,
PHILADELPHIA.
What Scots Emulsion Has Done!
Over 25 Pounds Gain in Ten Weeks,
Experience Of O Prominent Citizen.
TIE CALIFORNIA socrErY ron THE)
SUPPRESSION OF VICE.
Ban Francisco, July 7th. 1861

BAN FRAScIsco. July 18th. 1851
I took q severe cold upon
my chest and lungs and did
not give it proper attention;
it developed into bronchitis,
and in the fall of the same
year I was threatened with
consumption. Physicians or
dered me to a more congenf.
al climate, and came to San
Franeisco.sS Soon after my
arrival I commenced taking
SCOTS Emulsion of Cod Liver
Oil with Hypophosphites reg.
ularly three times q day. In
ten weeks my avoirdupois
went from 155 to 1870 pounds
and over; the cough mean
time ceased. G. n. BENNETT.
9oCD RY ALL DRUGGISTS.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Running roses may be tied to trenises
now, or they may be Injured
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Nothing Cures Drop.y. Gravel, Bright's Hearr
plabaies, Urinary, LAYER Diseases. Nervousness,
81, Phlla. 81 a bottle, . for s. Al DrugyistA
Curesthe worst cases Cure xlarAnteeL fryiL
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

The spraying bellows and plenty of
kerosene is the cheapest and easiest
mode of Kidding poultry-houses of lice.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Oregon, the Paradise Of Yarnaers-
Mig, equable climate. osrtsin and abundant croRS
Best irtit grain grass and stock country nms Mv,,I
run froa Address tho oregon Ahi4f
grafton BoAri, Portland Oreron.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

IT is better to allow fat hens to set
than to attempt to prevent them from
incubating. If allowed to stay on
the nest until they lose flesh they will
lay better than if "broken up" from
setting.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Do not try to cultivate onions deep;
if an inch of the surface is kept mellow,
and no weeds allowed to grow, 1t is all
the cultivation that will be needed.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Every base occupation makes n
sharp in its practice and dull in every
other.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06
a Fair Trial

or Hoods sarsaparilla will convince any res-
sonable person that it does possess great me-
dicinal merit. We do not claim that every bot
tie will accomplish a miracle, but We do know
that nearly every bottle, taken according to d.
r%ections, does produce positive beneft.
II was run down from close application to
work, I took Hoods s~arsaparilla and am now
feeling strong and cheerful. l feel satisfied 10
will benefit any who give 1t a fair trial." W. h
BEAMIsH, Sl Spring Street, New York City.
Hoods ~SarsaparHla
Sold by all druggists. q six fors Is. r repaired only
by D. l. HooD& Co, Apothecaries, Lowell Mas
100 Doses One Dollar
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

The amount Of lumber used In TINS
country is enormous. II requires l.
4OO,O 0 feet for cigar boxes alone.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

They are as sick that surfeit with too
much as they that starve with nothing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

We have heard of men sowing wild
oats, but woman's mission Is to sow
tareS.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Silence is worth its weight in gold II
many crises of human experience.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Count Herbert Bismarck talks OF
visiting this country next summer.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

A SURE SrGN.-"William," said
Mrs. Trembly, 'hear that horrid dogp"
'.Isn't it awful?"
as that the same dog that kept US
awake last night"
II think 50. 1t sounds unlucky, does
it not?"
ing of a dog was a sure sign of death in
the family?"
mo. Whose family?"
''The dogs" said Trembly. In a firm
voice, as he stepped out of bed and
reached for his revolver.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

A lady correspondent has this to say:
81 want to give a piece Of my mind to a GER
tain class VIII object to advertising. when 1t
costs them anything-thls won't cost them a
cent. / suffered a living death for nearly two
years with headache. baekache, In pain stand
Ing or walking, was being literally dragged out
OF existence, my misery Increased by drugglng.
At last, in despair, l committed the sin OF try
Ing an advertised medicine, DIR. Pierce's Favor
lite Prescription, and 1t restored me to the
blcssedness of sound health. l honor the physi.
clan who, when he Knows he can cure. has the
moral courage to advertise the fact" The
medicine mentioned is 9uordnteedto cure those
delicate diseases peculiar to females. Read
printed guarantee ON bottle-wrapper.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

THE liquid manure is more valuable
than the solids, and a liberal use of alb
sorbent material will aid in arresting
its loss. 1t should be saved carefully,
and a drain at the rear Of the stalls
should conduct it to some kind of a
receptacle from which it may be pumped
over the manure heap.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

1fafiicted with sore eyes uss Or. Isaac ThomP-
son'sEye-water. Drpsgiss ssi ~ 80. per oosus
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

An attorney at law, who wished to
chow his smartness by quizzing an old
farmer, began by asking him if there
were many girls in his neighborhood.
YES replied the old man; ''there's
. dreadful sight of 'em-so many that
there amt half enough respectable hus-
hands for ,em all, and so some Of 'em
are beginning to take up with lawyersl''
The attorney did not follow up the
subject.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

SHELTER FOR SToCK.-Experience
has proven over and over again that
when sheep are exposed to rough
weather, feed them as you may with
the best of material, they hardly hold
their own. whereas, il placed in a
warm yard or sheltered place with a
straw back forming two sides to break
the force Of winds and storms, the
sheep will thrive, not eat nearly so
much and become ready far earlier for
the butcher. 1t is an old saying that
an animal well wintered Is half sum-
mered. AS to cows, if they are kept in
their winter quarters in a thriving
state, when they go to grass, then is
the time that their return of money
will come in.
In many cases farmers have been UNI
able to provide warm, comfortable
barns and outhouses, for their cattle,
but with q little management and ex-
pense very comfortable houses a be
made with rails, poles and straw backs.
Keep the water well drained from the
yards where cattle of any sort are
placed. Swine fever and other cattle
ailments may often be traced to the
very ~unsanitary condition in which
the animals are housed. Have the
walls, sites and sheds carefully scraped
and whitewashed with hot lime, and
often rinsed down with water contain
ing some disinfectant.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

AT ONE time, and not SO long ago, 1t
was considered the height of ~inelegance
for refined people to pass so much as a
chocolate wafer between their lips be-
tore the rude public gaze. No less a
parsonage than Englands queen has
inaugurated the custom of slipping a
cup Of tea and eating a wafer, while
enjoying her afternoon drive. The tea
is stepped in some convenient, tiny
apparatus that is part of the royal car
riage furniture, and the old lady enjoys
the refreshment with comfortable disre-
gard Of the hundreds of curious eyes
bent upon her. We are inordinately
fond of importing heightened ''fads."
Who knows but ere long, the fragrant
aroma of Hyson may blend with the
grass and blossom odors along our park
drives.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

THE bees cannot work on red clover,
but they will store up large quantities
of honey from white clover, buckwheat
and late flowers, Continued rains will
retard the honey product.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

DAIRYMEN have discovered that
feeding cows with cottonseed meal i'm
proves the butter for summer use, by
raising its melting point and causing
it to remain solid in hot weather. Spoon
butter therefore promises to be out Of
fashion.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

A BUsIIEL OF corn is worth nearly
three bushels of oats for fattening hogs
or other stock, but oats make better
food. owing to the larger proportion of
nitrogen and mineral matter contained
therein,
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

SOME varieties of peaches will not do
well even when other kinds grow vigor-
ously. Troth's Early is difficult to
grow on light soil, while Stump and the
late and early Crawford's seem to thrive
wonderfully.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

The question of the origin Of the
dog has been recently discussed
by Prof. Nehring, who believes
that it has descended from various STILL
surviving species Of wolves and jack.
ais. The latter animals can be tanned,
and many attempts TO domesticate
wolves have been successfully made In
modern tines. Herr Ronge has so
completely tanned q young wolf that
It follows him exactly as = dog might
d
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

For all arrangements OF the liver, stomach
and bowels, take DIR. Pierce's Pellets. One adose.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

For the effectual protection Of wooden
goods against moths the use Of cedar
wood boxes and closets is insufficient,
and 1t ia stated that there is no other
means of protection against the rava-
ges OF the insect but to perfectly inclose
the wooiens in materials which Is not
attacked by the moth, such as cotton
cloth. Wooden goods brushed clean
from dust, folded together, and put
into Gotten bags, which were well tied,
have been found perfectly intact when
taken out at the change of the
season.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06
PATENTS.


Caveats, Trade Marks, and Copyrights
Obtained. ard all other business In the u. s
Patent Orlee attended TO for MODERATE rLrs
Our office is opposite the T.. ). Patent Onire.
aud we can obtain Patents in less Time than
tn Sc remote from WASHINGTON.
Send MODEL or DRAWING, We advise as Ia
p~atcntability fee OF charge. and We make M
CHARGE UNLESS WI OBTAIN fArENT.
We refer here 10 the Postmaster. tile Supt. of
Money Order DIV. and IL officials OF the L. \
Patent Onice. For circulars, advise, terms, and
references IL actual clients in Your own StaIe,
OF COUNT wetie TO
C. A. SNOW = co.
Opposite ratsu' lnlee, wa"A =, DO.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

a PREcocIoUs CAUTIoN.-Uncle-
bobby. didn't you hear your mother
calling your
Bobby-"Yes'r."
"Well. why don't you listen to her?'
"Why, ma has heart disease, and
she'd be surprised most to death if l
answered the first time she called me-"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

To PRESERVE EGGs.-When the
eggs are taken from the nest, if they
are brushed entirely over with a solu-
ton of gum arabic and laid in a cool
place they will keep perfect two years,
and chickens have been Matched from
eggs so treated at the end of that time.
Ii farmers as o as they gather the
eggs would cover each one with fresh
melted mutton suet-just enough to
cover the pores of the shell-they
would confer a boon upon thousands.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

PASTURING THE MEADows.-Int the
desire to save or rather to secure all the
feed possible many are in the habit Of
allowing the stock to tramp owe the
pasture and meadows. While the
ground is frozen a great amount of in
jury will not be done, but when the
soil is soft and wet considerable damage
is occasioned by it. Then in too many
cases stock is allowed to pasture on the
m. adows too late in tie spring and, i'll
consequence, the yield of the crop of
lay is considerably reduced. 1t is by
of the foliage of plants that they
breathe and live, and if this is Kept
eaten or cut off, serious injury is done,
and if continued too long the plants will
die. One of the most important items
with plants that are to make a crop is
to get a strong, vigorous growth, and to
secure this they must have an early
start in the spring without the disad-
vantage Of being cropped off and
hindered in that way. 1t is fully as
important to secure a good crop of
grass per acre as with any other crop,
and with a fair yield, counting a fair
rent for the land and tile cost of cutting
and storing away, the meadow may
show a loss as readily as any other
crop. So the better plan is to keep the
stock off from the meadows after
March. If manure is to be applied it
should, if possible, be hauled out,
care be n taken to have it
thoroughly rotted and fined. 1t should
also be evenly spread over the ground,
and it is poor farming to apply coarse
fresh manure on the meadows.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Too MANY husbands seem to forget
that their wives need labor-saving i'm
plements and machinery, that the farm
house as well as the barn, the back yard
us well as the barn yard should have
conveniences for saving useless steps
and burdensome drudgery. Here is a
case plain enough for any husband to
understand: A farmer near Gardner,
Me-, had allowed his wife to carry
water from a distant spring for ten long
years, but as soon as he had occasion to
use the water for his cattle a pipe was
laid and a force pump put into use.
We fear that there are not a few jast
such thoughtless husbands who will
read this item and not see the point in it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-06

Can be had at any Bookstore, at the office
of this paper, or by applying to
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-09-28
MEN OF MARK.

! ? LIE Roy de koven, ChlcagoaD, has
a dairy in Florence, Italy.
Herr Liebknecht, the famous German
socialist, is having his son educated IN
England.
Prince Victor Napoleon is tall and
dark, and looks more like his italian
mother than his father.
Secretary Halford begins to think that
an English constitution is not strong
enough for the rection of American
affairs.
Mr.. Schnadhorst, the great wirepuller
and machine boss of English Liberal
politics, is ill-cOnfined to his chair by
rheumatism.
FL. NJ. Fiagler, the Standard Oil mag
nate, who owns the finest private car on
wheels, has just given orders for the
most magnificent steam yacht that can
be built.
jeff Davis is growing very infirm and
had to decline attending the meeting OF
the Confederate Veterans association,
which will take place in Mississippi
Oct. Is.
Berry, the English hangman, is as
proud of his calling as was the hangman
in ''Barnaby Rudge." Berry is sociable
by nature and likes to take of his pro-
fessional success.
Robert L. Scarborough. of Purvis,
Miss, prominent merchant and bonds
man for Sullivan, Kilrain and Renaud,
died suddenly last Monday. ScarbO-
rough's death will necesSitate the max
ing of new bond in each case.
Aleck Mckenzie, characterized as "the
Republican boss of the two DakotaS,"
resides in Bismarck. Fifteen years ago
he was working as laborer on the
Northern Pacific railroad at 81 a dag.
He now has fortune of 100000.
English cnurchmen are very much
chagrined over the fact that their own
prelates did nothing to settle the great
London strike, and, indeed, appeared to
be Indifferent to it, while Cardinal NAH
| ming took such prominent part in it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-09-28
NEW STATE ELECTIONS.

Tuesday of the coming week the
four incoming states will hold their
elections. Each will vote upon con-
stitution, and there is no indication OF
such dissatisfaction in either of them as
to leave doubt of its adoption. They
are all too eager to get into the Union
to allow any unpalatable provisions to
cause delay. No serious opposition ap-
pears to either Of the constitutions. All
elect a full corps of state officials, legiS-
latures and congressman. The legisla-
lures will have two senators to elect,
and in most of them there are local irrl-
tantS to give heat to the contest. South
Dakota votes on prohibition and the
temporary location of the capital. These
furnish most of the caloric for the occa-
sion. 1t is the prevalent opinion that
prohibition Will be planted in the constr
tuition. The Republicans have taken 1t
up, and the kickers are not believed to
be numerous enough to defeat it, or the
Republican ticket running on that issue
chiefly. The capital question generally
Overlaps all the others, and will prob
ably draw out phenomenal vote In
competing points. An extravaganza es-
innate is put upon the possession OF the
seat of government, if the case of Bis
marck is any criterion. On the whole,
it may be conceded that some OF the
Democratic candidates in the South are
in no imminent peril of being demor-
allied by official life. The North state,
too, votes on the prohibitory amend
ment. and Will probably defeat it. The
SRepublicans didn't get it quite in their
platform, as they did not feel strong
enough for the load. Their candidate
for governor, however, stands for
it rigidly. The Democrats are do
ing good work there, and Will
be apt to make the figures close on gov
ernOr. but don't seem to have as good
a chance for the legislature. The orig
inal slate of ORDwAY and PIERCE will
apparently remain unbroken. There
has been some paltering with history In
regard to it, but the casual citizens will
probably figure in the senate next win
ter. They brought commissions from
Washington, and are now jubilant in
the prospect of returning to the federal
city with commissions. DAN MARATTA
could get in splendid work for the state
in congress, but there may be too many
befogged voters next Tuesday to secure
his services. The Republicans are max
ing tremendous efforts to carry Wash
ingtOn and Montana, and the Demo-
Gratis will have no cause for blucness II
they divide the hOnOrS with them. Both
parties seem sanguine.