New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-16
THE TAIN or fHE DAY.

THE TAIN or The DAY
rbsv CAV this Is the sort of conversation you can
hear IN boston any day what George, weaf'ns laS
aAtchsoni' "Yes' -,
aubn sAh1 a pretty west End girl, thew are snch
-. 1880 - n, Pvains IN Tho stores now" 4. $500.
"UsSI5 sIintcd her father bury0s hifn'ei' u''p''
es she contcd and ssyhIns iHsy sS4 sTs
Ses,ns z . ISySy to- DAY IA. ip ds n want
:" fS sr Old soniisnsn Looked up OYER his page.
ch,lckled softly 70 himself ana nShdeu "'e s"' ~
(Washington Critic
The reception which the Presbyterian Union OF tns
city IA 10 VIye TO the General Assembly Of tho PresOS
terrain Church In the metropolitan Opera HOUSE o-
morrow evening promises to Do oh
csnttonally noteworthy and bri1isnt ahaf.
Not onIv Will SOME OF tho most emlnont
t,resbytorans OF the United states DO present, out
prominent representatives OF the other CnhrDc,
also. "a well as many of the hes. known members OF
New. York society A few tickets which are uoiiaF
apieos, may stt DO obtained from Mr. Scott Foster
the president OF tho Peoples BANK, NO. SSo Cana'S'
Young Boston VIE 1t meat ,o s;Si really a0n
Bltrhgr-Why not try Eoine Of these mutton chopS'
Good healthy food eighteen Gents pound. ..sA,m
Young Boston Wife tputs hand TO toreheao'-L"'
RasheawhataSssS ssops' He Here ',i tSsy are
Young Boston %e-SO; was thinking . EhSAs, 2,
you ought not to have 5ald WhoEsOho '"s''"" "
ksalthy.--tYahk Blade
Eugene Field shows himself to be quite dabsf"r
In transatIne Horace az witness the following ron
derIng Of the 9Th ode Of the first book Of that auihor'
what perfumcd pOsediEcned sirrah.
With smiles fpr diet.
Clasps you, fair but faithless Pyrrha'
On the quiet!
For whom do you bind up your tresses,
IA spun.goh yellow
Meshes that 10 With your caresses.
To snare fellOwl
How VIII no rail al fate eaprclous'
And you duly;
Yet row he deems your wlles delicious
You perfect, truly
Pyrrha your loves a troacherous ocean
He'll soon fell In there
Then shall gIoat on his commoton.
For have been there
An fmtator Of Charles Lamb wants % know II Pro-
hlbtonists ever refuse 70 SAL or ErSpe IN ~ S,
Be given ia answer, and mas be- added thai every
opportunity TO do so 1.-THE Ocean.
The Ladies' Health Protective Association. which
has done no lIttic good in the past has now sfaxed
the stamp Of IT'S approval a ample device for tho
burning Of garbage on tho kitchen range. Tho burner
appears work we'll, and the members OF the ssso-
citation going DO their best 10 secure IFS general
introduction It Is to be hoped that their efforts will
10 largely successful
Money goes, no ono knows;
where II ROeth, no one sbOwoth;
Hero and there, every wbcro
B ban DUN GS ---.a-.-e-
spend, spcu
Lend, lend;
FIush % dsy, short tomorrow;
Notes to pay, borrow, borrow;
How 10 goes. ono knows,
where II Eoeth, no ono NOTWITHSTANDING
The Episeopalians Of South CsrollnA might learn
HFar anH
TO a negro clergyman the rights and privileges
that arc accorded to . white clergyman when Bishop
Crowther visits England he sits equal Al tho
tables Of tho proudest ArisoCrats.
A Georgia puPcr tells Of a resident nonosensr!an
., O'Clock IN the moOiHg, walking ten miles,
cutting and splitting I95 rails and twenty-five stakes,
esns acre r. % an U 1S SH Sa ao
uOon. But then man Of ninety one has 50 much
lime At hS dhpOssl-no seltboa"utyns @ go through
with, and 10 promenadlnc OF public thOroughfaFcs
for the lsosralon Of female hearts-thst there IS
nothing yery TonSorta S about The schoyemen" OF
Great Critics wIfe-Here yox have been spending
two days reading FoSrs's book, and now ynu say you
not sszuR 10 review II after all 1t Is too ba that
| you have wasted so much time over It.
Great Crfuc-My time has not been wasted, for
have learned what piece OF folly Il would DO TO say
a word about H.
| New Trade. ayes mum, father kopt an TIM at
| Little Peddlngton, and mother kept the p0stOfice
| thereT
And your Iate mastcr--who and what was hel"
"The Reverend MIR wilkins, ma'am. Tie Kept
vicarage at Nottingham, close by!"-tIondon Punch,
Miss Judwga Janna Bogus TawskA Piotokow
| TrybuuaassRl Ulica Moskiowshs dom Donskiogo, OF
Poland, advertses In English paper that she wond
! lkD tho assistance OF kind friends IN buying piano
az her parents are too poor TO buy one for her.
Pretty she Will be publishing hor appeal in this
city, before hayo had chance TO nrish the Grant
| Monument or tho Centennial Arch. OF cDuse We
would all nko 10 help MISS Jadwiga 70 got her piano
| but we can't be crowded too closely.
Had Her Doubts.--Mr. Jason--ireres lltto bl, Of
advice In tho paper yOu 6ught 70 hear, Maria: "The
| woman that remembers that her husband f. only 4
! human being ard not 4 dcm-g nd viii IND her path
| through life much smoother Cor doing 500
Mrs JaSon--I do try 10 think you human
Jchcl but II Is pretty hard for me 10 believe lt
/ times frOm the way you carry on.-tTorre Haute FIX
| press.