Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-12-09
ALL SORTS

A girl at Reading, Pa, postponed her wedding
because she unable to secure the white horses
owned by a certain liveryman for the date she had
fixed. The animals in great demand for we'd
dings, and are said to bring luck to the BRIDE.
Some people are like boys rocking horse-full
of motion but no progress.
The harsh, drastic purgatives, once deemed so
indispensable, have given place to milder and more
skilfully prepared laxatlves; hence the great and
growing demand for Ayers Pills. Physicians every
where recommend them for costiveness, 1ndiges-
ton, and liver complaints.
The man who gives the shortest measure in this
world will want the longest harp in the next.
PEENIcIoUs EFFECTS ToBAoco.-Dr. Flint's
Remedy is the only antidote against the influence
of tobacco which the smoker chewer of the weed
has, and it should be taken regularly to prevent the
heart from becoming diseased. Descriptive treaties
with each bottle; address Mack Drug Co., N.
Y. Sold by all druggists.
A conveyance of real estate signed on Sunday is
not legal, and yet always taught to believe
that "the better the day the better the deed.''
DRUNKENNEss-LIQUoR HABIT.-In all the world
there is but one cure, DIR. Hanes' Golden Specific
1t can be given IN cup of tea coffee without the
knowledge ofthe person taking it, efecting speedy
and permanent cure, whether the patient is mod
crate drinker an alcoholic wreck Thousands OF
drunkards have been cured who have tier tl,e
Golden Specific in their coffee without their knowl
edge, and to-day believe they quit drinking of theil
free will. No harmful effect results from its
administration. Cures guaranteed. Send for cir
cular and full particulars. Address in confidence
Golden Specific Co., ls5 Race Street, Cincinnati, o
There is ice in Greenland 5000 feet thick, read
Mr.. humble in his evening paper. That's just the
way! commented his wife. suppose it's so cold
there they don't need it, either.
The breath of chronic catarrh patient is often SC
offensive that he becomes an object of disgust
After time liberation sets in the spongy bone:
are attacked and frequently entirely destroyed. A
constant of discomfort is the dripping of the
purulent secretions into the throat, sometimes pro
ducing inveterate bronchitis, which in its turn has
been the exciting cause of pulmonary disease The
brilliant results which have attended its use fol-
years past properly designate Ely's Cream Balm al
by far the best and only
Bashful lover-My dear, do you know there ar.
over SEQ terms in the English language to express
the state of being in love? Impatient msid-AnC
can't you think of one of them?
The handsomest lady in Orleans County remark ee
to a friend the other day that she knew Kemp
Balsam for the throat and lungs was a superio
remedy, it stopped her cough instantly whel
other cough remedies had effect whatever
So prove this and convince you of its merit an,
druggist will give you sample bottle free. Larg
/ size soc and 81.
Badger, mad and excited-Say, your dog ate al
I seven of my hens last night What you goine
TO do about it? McGall-WelI, if it don't make tn,
dog sick won't do anything about it.
Pimples on the face cured Sulphur Bitters viii
cure the worst of skin disease; from a common
pimple on the face that awful disease serofula,
Is the best medicine i'll all eases of ac stub
born and dee p-seated disease. Do hot delay; US,
Sulphur Bitters and drive the humor from you
J blood.