The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-01-10
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. ootieu,p oniy pblloopbsf, who evident.
ly ne.rf ihoarbi sbosi ibs 'tmors
nsrshsie What j. ysnr complaint
sssinsi ,hn yonng usr. lohH' chinsmsr
Cuaslis 70 collect lsuadp hiil). lie toe
toprl,e il-ssf'sy
~ Qaosn Fans " Holishd conlinaaii.
~itls .hils .psaiiag for ,his rasss shs
b. obilssd 10 have 81 bef pftseriP''ofs
pat up b' ,slrphons
"a Chie.go clergyman married three
coppies 90 toe csrs tie other day He
hss rplapsd 10 alios himself 10 le ra'cuifd
s.c car coupler. howerer.
That c.osl teheme appears 10 be
HID, TO Gad iiseii 10 so orphaned con,
.iiiioa. Ualsss ehsnge for The better 90
un sooo. IL will Lare 90 Pans ma
"A scispiifc mspiac wants TO know
.hsi degree 81 fshienheit will mske ,
esm boil. He should consult tho couple
.bo s~ina on the gate by The lambert
light Of The moon.
Husband fimpa,ieoilyl II the fool
killsr .houla strike ibis town be would
fnd plenty of work 10 do. Wife with
as,leiyD Well, DO hope. John that yen
gill be very careful
School mistress 10 dali little boyl
"Johnny. sm ashamed OF you. When
Vas your sse could read twice Ms well ~
you JoLuny --"Yes'm; but you bad 8
different teacher from What I've got
-Io the hotel dining room. Fresh
Drumr ~ What is your name, Miss
" Peri Second Drummer Alb
o. he pearl Of great pric'f Wait
r. Am the pearl before swine.
a bssoklyn l.dy. last week attended
afiars.l ia coaniry church After tb'
tineiay u hymn. man who was si,,ins
4 hiud her rematke1. Beautiful hymn,
Itf4it. maamf The corpse wrote il "
Mrs. Il De Poipt -WiIl you have .
piece Of the mace pie, Mr. lnskipr Nj.
Flalieiy Inskip. horror stricken st u 4
temem brapee No, l THINK you ate
some the other uisht, am ] dfeami Sa'
living n Bfookiyn again,
Tramp | may as well tell you The
truth. sis. | lost everything on Cleveland
Mao Of The houss (-ympatbizin8ly)So did
|. mr. friend: 30 did l-blaned near 1t
Yon'Ii ave 10 call a, the next house,
The 9~publicans there.
Nou. drsh. tell me al did you
ma aeuosanlum Of The all We.
marx ma1e 10 yon when ! was here be-
foaL?" M. Charlie, diip't" THAT
dscadtul. 'cansr, don't yer know. ! cswn't
weeoil q myself stelher proposed TO
you or CIsSa
a doughuut received 10y Josiah Til
lo,son Of Vermont 10 his Christmas stock
ing co years ago IL nov on exhibition IN
toan ia that state. Josish reached Q
ripe old age. aud attributes his longeu
" H. the fact that be didn't eat the
doushn.t he fund In bis stocking.
Visitor TO convict; What are you
10 for, my frieud?" Convict; II got ten
years at hard labor for swiodling " "Vis
itor. 'swindlipg is very bad. What lsboI
do yru have 10 do2" Convict II am IL
the shoe department, sir. ! cut pieces o.
pastcbo,rd that are put between thu
soles."
49, oh. Miss Brown, who was that home
ly young lady you were with this after
noonY' THAT; sirg That was my sister.
'0h -ah Il beg ten thousand pardousl
oueh, b have noticed the great resem
Bis eel That is -that is Tten be aisi
cd an earthquake would happen right ther
aud there.
Mamma, is II true, questioned Bobby
fresh from Sunday school, that We ar
only w1rms1 Yes. Rlbert, replied ih
mothrl We are bat worms OF the earth
SAy, taep, he continued, with animation
~ n wnstiing with nes aud mnmen
tous discovery, may be- amt that the rea
son thai the whale Swallowed Jonshi
IA after election story comes fnn
Milton. A precocious youngster OF iba
pi. roluced touch OF politics In,
b. r-thus; Nov ! lay me dow
"a ;. pray the Lord my soul :
kep rood bye. old Grover. good bye
Il IL strongly suspected that the lad be
loags 10 a Republican family
Miss DeSmi,h Il envy you your lo'
a.. Nellie. He is my beau ideal OF
man. suppose be always anticipate
yoar slightest sish1 Miss Travis We'll
yes. Ia every respect but one. Miss De
Smith = What 10 thals Miss Ifavis-WLe
Lo secs me puekerieg up my lips an
looking roeuish be dossr /; seem 10 cate
on.
Miss Penelope Before give you Q
answer, Marshall. ~ant you TO kno'
that believe the married state 10 !
simp REINFORCED condition for ID
ame'l iiiou Of the wrongs aud suffering
OF Ngaa. h you understand me' Al
M.,os | iAink | do; aud. II you'll q
los o., IA hedge little Wont 20
be si,itr " mey
-os. papa, Mr. Ciearhesi has sske
mo 10 marty him Indeed, my dea
- .a.t ,ttl ha SAW We'll. OF conrs,