The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-11-28
WISE AND OFHERwIsB.
lBeesham. Pals cure bllI0as and nar.

iBeeeham's Pills cure bilious and ner-
Yous Ills. ty !tstftEf 'Fi
The night Dir is not necessarily bad
unless 1t issuing by a cat, and prevents
sleep.
Clothes are hung out to dry quIrker
by using j. G. Davis Oh Soap than any
other.
Mabel-'Amy, what has become of
your Anti-slarg society p Amy oh,
it's in the soup. Life, ~. ....
Old Sol-"You're Ave minutes behind
time" Town Clock-"Oh, well, / work
by the day. "-Netc York Sun. ..
The severity of the Russian climate is
the reason, pei haps. that nearly every
Russian name ends with kt fl Chicago
Herald. g. ..7.1- -
Three ear-old George was with his
fstt er in The barn. Seeing pitchfCrk
he said, Papa, is that what horses eat
hay with p
Ben Butler has done a great good in
The TcwkesbuTy Almshouse. but his
work will not be complete till he orders
good supply OF DR.. Bulls G. ugh Syrup,
the peoples remedy.
A traveller, being asked whether one
coud get good luncheon at a certain
restaurant, replied, Yes, an AYR ge
meal. The tea Is always weak and the
butter is always strong" ,
Her old maitland could you support
my daughter, sirH' Her lover-''I have
two strong arms." Her old mar But
can they support herr Her lover-"They
often have, sir. Toledo Blade.
Prodley-"I hear you We been getting
married Tooker-"Yes." Plojle,-
"Whom did you marry p Tuoker-
"Milly Jones, her mother, her step-fath-
er and two maiden aunts. "-HdTper &
Bazaar. .'
Wife (of m ser)-''Yes, l met Mrs,
Smith this morning, and IN return for
her insults heaped Goals Of fire on her
head" Miser-' You should not have
done 80 coal is 81 ton now, "-Har.
per'S Bdzdr.
Ella-"I know | am ugly, but love
you, Erastus have 100000 a year
Will you marry me I" ErasIus-"Yes
darling, I'd marry you if you were twice
as ugly-as you think you are, my beau
tifui birdie. Epoch. $685..
Popinjay-"BIobson. if man should
die from chewing too much tobacco
what would be the proper musical com
position to perform at his funeral 2
Blobson-"A dirge p Popinjay-"No
sir an overture."-Free Press.
Johnny-"1 wonder why can't make
my kite fy.' Elder sister-"Perhaps thu
caudaI app, Ddage is dlsproporliOnate Il
the superficial area" II don't thinl
that's it. l believe there isn't weigh
enough in the tail. "-Ierds SVttngs
II your skin is rough and pimpIy, Of
covered with blUtchps and sores, and you
want clean, smooth skin and fair com
plexion, use Sulphur Buffers. The bes
medicine in such cases ever sold.-C
E, Sch, FIJI T & Co., Druggists, Lawrence
Mass. 45 2
When, from any cause, the digestiv
and secrelory organs b, come disOTdeIed
they may lie stimulated 10 heal by &C
ton by the use of Ayers Calhartic 2 lie
These Pills are prescribed by the bes
physicians, and are tor sale at all tn
drug stores.
Stern parent-"So you love my daugh
ter ?" Would-be son-in-law-"I love he
better than my own life" THAT viii
do. You will not get her. am some
thing of liar myself, and one good liza
in family is enough. don't care /
have any competition.
A new idea embraced in E'y's Cream
Balm. Catarrh is cured by cleansin
and healing, not by drying up. Iti5no
a liquid or snuff, but is easily apple
into the nostrils. Its effect is magics
and thorough treatment will cure tn
worst cases. Price so cents. 44'2
A woman had three SONS Who wen
wet and settled down on a cattle ranch
Wishing to give this ranch some name
they wrote home, asking the mother t
suggest one. She wrote back advisin
them to call it Focus" because" sal
che, lit Is the place where the sons rails
meat"
, Political Economist-"Thew way to cur
this trust trouble is for every one to sto
using all articles monopolz ID by tn
thu 'ts." Friend-"I knew man VIII
tried that" P. E -"Nobe fellow, wher
is he p Friend-'First he was arreste
for not being sufficiently clothed, an
then he starved 10 DEATH" ..--...
A family gathering. Have you f itt
. er? Have you mother ? Have you
son or daughter, sister or brother . VIII
has not yet taken Kemp's BAlsam fo
the Throat and Lungs, the guarantee
remedy for the cure of Coughs, Colds
Asthma, Group and all Throat and Lun
troubles II so, why, when sample Dol
tie is gladly given to you free by an
druggist, and the large SIZE costs only
cents and $l,0OI
One Of the church letters read at tn
annual meeting of the Philadelphia assc
citation contained this 1--WE are spirit
ually dead, but we thank God that thing
are with us as they are" Rev. DR.. Muir
dock turned 10 Rev. j. T. Beckley, j
D, and said THAT reminds me OF
yoang man whe arose In my meetin
when l was a young pastor and said
Brethren am great sinner, and az
dele mined IT, bold out to the end'.'
Richmond Religious Herald. 2 50; o..
"See this coat ?" he quelied, as lie en-
cred a NJ chigan avenue olrthing stor
yesterd ", says the Detroit FIR Pres
Yes ] see dot coat. WAS something
wrong p 81 should remark See how
is al rhruDk up p IL see. How did sh
come Il gpI caught out in the rain.
i0xacIly. Did / sell you dot coat 70
, W teri roof p mo, but it hadn't ough
to shrink up like this" Dot may bt
but suppose dot coat swell out uDd VIA
so big dot she vbas worth SO more
would you pay inc extrag" 'Of cuurs
not" "Oxactly. She vhas even.
she shrInks, you doan' blame me if sh
swells, you doan pay any more. Pleas
doan' block oop der shtore, my frendt-
dish vhas my busy day." 1850