Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-07-06
Saturday Smiles.

Charity begins at home and in the prize rinf
| it is better to give than to receive.-Neo Or.
leans Picdyane.
The people who come over the Atlantic this
season all see remarkable iceberes. Whales
have gone out of fashion.-&. Paul Globe.
The two most striking" figures in newspa-
per literature to-day are Sullivan and Kilrain
--Norrist0cn Herald.
"Will you share my lot with me?" asked be
Of the real estate agents daughter.
b what is it worth front foot?" calmly in.
quired the sweet creature.-Chtcago Maj.
One swallow doesn't make a summer, but
several swallows often make faH-Burljng
ton Free Press.
When man makes up his mind that he ha,
got to economize. his FIRST impulse always II
to begin by inquiring into his wife's persona
expenses.-Someroitle Journal
The Detroit Free Press says that not all colo
nels are Kentuckians. This explains how
Courter-JouynaL
A new variety Of hay fever has been discov.
cred by Pennsylvania paper. An Oil Cit,
man is engaged to five grass widows-FrOn
the Garden City Herald
1t Ia told Of pious, well-meaning man here
that on one occasion, while offering up PRAYER
in Sunday-school he referred to the superin
tendont in this manner: "And, o God, bless the
superintendent, who has led such long tediou,
Christian life.-Kingston Freeman.
at really isn't fair" remarked Mr.. st. Louis
Indignantly, "for Chicago to annex all the
Cronin murderers Just before the census 1,
taken. Why, really, unless we count in the
flies our honest city will have no show at all. u
M Y Herald
"Dry-Ki yi!" and ''wet Yet" are suggested
as suitable poems on the recent Pennsylvania
vote. Several Pennsylvanians who got home
late on the night Of the election were however
heard muttering this little stanza:
ssHic!
Sic"
-Louisptlle Courier Journal.
This is no picnic you've brought me tor'
"Where il the young man with the lavender
trousers2 Where is the custard pie under the
tree? Where 10 the ants nest? And the mar
putting up the swing? And the idiot rocking 8
boat full Of girls? Not any Of them here! I'm
going homep-N y Sun.
Parker Dear IL the name of the new most.
master at Linda Rosa. How nice that name
will sound when Linda Rosa damsels call hin
through the office window.-Pomona Zeal
Times.
Alters the case: Woman (enterins news
paper of6ce)-"Can You tell me who wrote
that editorial on Marriage State Of Restricted
Editor,one Of our lady correspondents
woman--"Oh, well, thought ii was man.
and was going TO give him . piece of my
mind But II it was woman guess il il si
right Burlington Free Press.
Head waiter-"Hope you are not going to
forget the waiter, air."
GusstL.'No, sir; I'm not going to forget him
work and quit begging? Hang me, ii I haven
half mind to have you arrested for vaRrancy.s
Head waiter-"But, sir, I have employment
SIR; tho proprietors Of this hotel, cir, are my
employers, sir"
Gusst-'Thsn why don't they pay you enough
70 keep you from begging? Hang me, II dom
have them arrested, too a. sccessories befors
the fact"-Boston Transcript
blue"
Fweddy-"Tm afraid, Cholly, rbe gettig the
ah-chewl ah-chew-ths hay fevah, bah Joye.'
Cholly-"Why there hasn't been any hay feve,
weather yet, dear boy. None Of our Get expec,
70 have II for . month or two yet"
fweddy CHS symptoms vanishirg) -isBAt
Jove, Cholly, think its nothing but beastly
cold, aSsAh ALL Chicago Tribsus&