New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-02-20
THE TAIN or THE DAY.


o,. -. much terraoin IN the next Administration.
So far az the Cabinet IS known" It says: there
ISN'T a man IN It, except Mr. Blaine, VINO IS pre-
sumed 30 know pretty much everything' VINO can
tell tarpin1 from quahog much less COOK the TOOTH
some stew. Mr. Blaine can doubtless pepper Dius
fish about right, Mr. Window can broi caihsn steah'
Lawyer Miller can possibly skin bulihead nesn ron
the crystal depths Of the Wabash, John Wanamaker
may be able to advise General Harrison ON canvas
backs, and Uncle Jere Rusk can give points on
brook trout and prairie chickens But there VIII
be nobody to represent the delicious terrapn IN the
next Cabnet7
HER ONE FAULT.
She could talk in Greek and Hebrew,
Most delicious tea could she brow. ,S 49,. A..
She could play on the plano ana couio DaAo eno
she could cut and Mt her dresses,
On no pug she showered caresses,
And she never paid attention to WORD inc gosslps
said
She was apt IN conversation,
She could point each constellation,
And In may mathematics she could do the hardest
That would make your eardrIm tnge, -,
She could sing, she danced diyincly, but sne wouid
chew gum. Merchant Traveller.
A halfbreed Sioux boy at the Hampton Institute
philosophizes thus "when do anything white man
dom like he call 'Injun' when do anything Injun
don like he call me white maa Thcn,' he went
on, they say Iniun dom know much as white
man; not got so much White boy he go 10
school SIX, seven, maybe ten years; he know good
deal. 1nJun go to school three years everybody
think he ought TO know just much as white boy.
What that mean That mean, think, InIun great
deal smarter than white boyp
Boston Sunday newspaper RECALLED It's constituency
yesterday with diverse Biographies Of the coachmen
o. some q our rich men, enriched with portraits
The same paper this morning gives some five lines
TO Harvard graduate, dead In New-York first In his
lessor IN . university for years, and man well
known In Boston as bearing historic name. salts
esr-(Boston Transcript
Socialists are happy over the fact that Edward
Bollamy's sociallstc novel, Looking Backward is
selling at the rate of thousand copies a week
Eastern Young Lady Ito Western young mani-Is
not cultivation extending very rapidly in the West
Mr. Breezy ., 80
under cultivation agn about hall that last year-The
Epoch.
Sleepy 81. Augustine, Fla dreams Of being CON-
mercial port Of entry and rIvalling New-YorS. The
climate of that delightful old Is peculiarly con-
duciye 10 pleasant dreams
THAT man BANKERS IS an swfqlly shngy old fell
You must not be too hast-. How do -ou know
Il wasn't one Of those rare SO centsworth 81 ooI"
(Harper's Bazaar.
The legislators Of Maine are down on the English
sparrow and the American crow. both Of which en-
terprsing birds they regard as pcshy critters
" In my opinion said the Rev. Mr. sncrisher to
waltz ysiI yO very %Se n az sO'siee
have never INDUCED in IT,"
Yes, yes,' he continued: d" the waltz whirls its
Gay Kaleidoscope around bringing hearts so near that
they almost beat against each other mixing the warm
breath together dsr9g the fire Of electricity between
the eyes with quick language. pulslng every 6bro--s
"Jerushy, Mr.. slncrusher,s she exclaimed Jumping
More he said soIemnly much more,
well Well thar enough. ! guess IN go and learn
lngtOn Critic,
Minneapolis musical Journal remarks: swe
hope the time viii soon when our orchestra VIII
be able TO present all Of the symphonies of Haydn
Mozart and Beethoven without giving offence to tho
auditors" This indicates a remarkable and at the
same tune mysterious constituencies tho para Of
music lovers in Minneapolis.
All Pockets suted-Young girl (at fortune telcrsi
In shanty and have seventeen childreni It's out
and you said she was 10 marry prince and live in
three castles ,.,, Huh H.. Here's your quarter. 80.
got ffty-cent fortune, s-tPhiladephia Record
Philadelphia may be little slow in some things
but It has prominent clergyman-a Presbyterian at
wears gOd-spotted vest striped trousers.
q dark blue scarf and a sealbrown frock coat
frequently have business in the First National
o aa enc arm s Ts 9n me MI Stu
Of the good paturod receiving teIlers II such were
not the case. He said:
"No. Why do you Asks
l told him thnt whenever came into tho bank |
Invariably heard one clerk calling anUlher and It !
was always "O'Veasey,s "OSltes,S "O'Loucks,' |
o'wendell,' etc. etc Mr. Sites explained that It |
was merely rule Of the institution TO prefix the |
word oua before calling a mans name In a /
than ordinary loud tone of voice. -tchicaso Mall
A Chicago dramatic critic recently said of
prlns actress Her acting has the redolence of the
budding rose, and there Is dew on it.' And then
few days after, when she made signal failure, he
remarked: "The dew turned into cold frost.'
Better Scheme. Rlngster-say, Bill, I've got
an idea Let's pass law for ter establish homes for |
revolutionary patriots an git 100000 from the State
for ~ AS there amt no patriots iyin' we WON'T
need homes and you and can divide the cash.
Second Rngster-Good idea. Thatn pay better
than hsvn' homes for soldiers orphans an starvin
EN- philadelphia Record