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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-03-17

Gus toilets, were seated on great red velvet
fauteuils. The first prize was given to
Herr August Zimmerman, to-day pro.
claimed as the best-looking man of Vienna.
Mr.. Thomas Tuna received special prizs
for the finest mustache, which had a length
of 81 centimeters. 1t was a very. funny
spectacle when the jury underworld to find
out the candidate with the longest nose.
A gentleman came forward with the name
of Karl Mendle, and there was no other
competitor present who could bowl him
over. Mr.. Ludwig Farosch received a prize
for the baldest head; he had less hair than
the Iron Chancellor-that is not one hair
on his head. All these gentlemen received
very handsome gold prizes.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-03-17
Expert Opinion.
Texas Siftings.


There was a serious question under dis
cussion by a group of men in the office of O
coy hotel.
1--WE got it down fne," was the remark
which drifted over to the clerk, who was
leaning on the counter. 81 take off my
shoes in the hall, and skip the sixth and
eleventh steps. I've counted them, and
they're the ones that squeak"
II wouldn't have squeaky stair-steps.n
said another voice. 81 keep pair of over
shoes under the front stOop, and never have
any trouble"
Pm at work on a little invention that /
think will save lots of trouble in this direc-
ton" said another. There's fortune in
it. It's a combination of a steel uight-key
and key-hOle of magnetized iron. 1t will
be effective without exciting suspicion
That's all well enough" said a quiet
man. but I've got better scheme than
the group U When get home from e1 arip o.
was the reply, II spend every evening at
home. and amt bothered with any beating
round the bush. When / go anywhere I
take my wife with me and enjoy myself.
It's mighty comfortable; you ought to try
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-03-17
Consolation for tho Shorn.
Chicago Tribune.

Chicago TrlDune
Sad-eyed men with lean valises return
ing slowly home from Washington may
have feeling of bitterness against the
thrifty hotel keepers and boarding house
proprietors of the Capital City, but they
ought to feel profoundly grateful that the
weather this week has been thus far re-
markedly mild and pleasant for outdoor
exercise, and that the wind has been
tempered even to the shorn Inauguration
visitor.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-03-17

The new president Of the Sorosis. Ella
Dietz Clymer. once had her spell on the
stage. Her career as an actress was brief
and inglorious. Although she is prettler
than her sistey Linda. who has continued
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-03-17

has never surrendered her independent
colonial relation, and her refusal to enter
upon New Brunswick and the peninsula.
Another danger to the Dominion comes
from the free-traders-the Golden Club
men of Canada. The Dominion could
not survive ten or Dr. even sn.H five. years
The public debt of Canada now exceeds $50
to every man, woman and child in the
country. This debt cannot be floated with
out large revenue. This revenue is OBJ
tanned from few sources. These are the
sale of the public lands. the sale of river
and fishing privileges. the stumpage or ex-
port duty on lumber. the internal revenue
tax and the duty upon imports-the great
bulk coming, of course. from the latter
country. in short. time. A tariff from
which the feature of protection should be
eliminated would palsy Canadian indus
tries much sooner than a similar policy
would destroy ours, for the reasons that
they are vet in their infancy, have only a
comparatively weak people to support
them and have greater difficulties in the
rigors of the climate to contend with.
Either result would endanger the Domin-
ion and strengthen the sentiment in favor
of annexation.
The ability of Canada to go steadily on
ward and carry the grand dream
of the founders of the Dominion success
fully forward must depend largely upon
Tue COURSE oi INC ottter IOrelgn lmmlgra-
ton. If the people from the old world who
come to the new To occupy the land, make
farms and homes and lead industrial and
useful lives, can be induced to face the ser
verify of the Canadian winters and take
up the millions of acres of wheat and graz
ing lands and till up the country, while the
mining, numbering and manufacturing in
terests keep pace, then Canada may ripen
into great, free nation on the north of us.
But English free trade is strong there, and
in the present indebted and formative
period of the DoIainion its ascendency
would destroy the chances for such an out
come. Grantiag even, fer the sake Of the
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-03-17

London Special.
AT Vienna a congress of male beauties
was held q few days ago at Schwender's
Colosseum. The men who were present at
this festival were naturally more numerous
than the fair sex. On 8 monster tribune
the Jury Of twelve ladies, attired IN gorge
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-03-17
lem Hear All the Year.

Need Them Hear All the Year.
Boston Herald
Oh, for the services of a corps of stree
sprlnklers in windy March. They would
do away with a great deal of dust and pro
family.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-03-17

Stop that cough. Browns Expectorant 10
only % cents bottle
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1889-02-03
: ES Ell MAS BARATo. :
sj
CliICEIe .DI "A lOC1lM 0IS7LAN
esspxestS por 81 Ps3fs Rips.@s.

Tsxto para Les EscuelAs dc la Isla
dc Puerto.Rico segdn Decreto del
Excmo. : limo. Sr. Obispo de ssta
Di6cesia d. Juan Antonio PUG an 13
de Dicismbra de 1880, y publieado On
eli RelsttR Eshsi6stiHe an L. do Enero
dc 1888, l, que dice ast:
"Dessando fhcilitaf, ssgdn suimpor-
tancia rsqpiers, 10 adquisici6n del Ca
tecisn1o de Ia Doctrine OristianA & toda
elase de personAs, venimos On deelarAr
tambi9n De tsxto para 10 Di6cssis 81
sntigno y popular Uatecisrno del P
Rip3!dA Que { pesar de "a reducido vo-
ltmen, comprende On sus ssncillas y
concisas prsguntas y respaestaS la su-
ma toda de n ensehanxa cat6lica; reu-
niendo & In vek Ia inmensA ventAjA de
eatAr por su inAmo prscio Al alcance de
az fanilias pobrss."
Pysuo.- chAvos uno, IS ets. doce-
M = $3.50 ets. gr.esa.
! Sc vsnds On 10 llrRnNTA. ALxAcxa
DS PApnL Z L61RxRfA del BoLxTm MIR
sANr11 FortAlsza "a, y On ID do d. JOSH
GoMx1LHx FoHT, Foftalssa 81. 50
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| TIL.
Pereda.-Los Hombreu d n.k
. .saIn .sinue'.-Hija, esposa , nala
2 tomos.
C6digo Penal Militar.
nario).
Castafios. .-Tenedurfa de ul,..
'3uia del Oomercio y do la hans1.
NOvELAs DE PEREZ 49,
D,NOsS'-Memoriasde !, ~ 5 un Corteaano ~
1910, III Grande 0riente. III -
de 1874, On Voluntafio raaiSSS
Los Apost6icos, Juan Mart1n eI
Empeclusdo, Los Oien nail hijos d.,
San Luis, Un faccioso mas. RI sists
De Jullo, Batalla dc los 1ranileS
1Ballen, Ml equipaje del Rev Jos2
Napoleon en- Ohamartfn, Ei - ~
Marzo = y el 2 de Mayo, Corona. IA.
talgar, La segunda casaca. ~ CIR
Ss,o.s e Dc Carlos 3, ~. 9 OAdiz, zaragoss-
!; ;Lormento, El DR.. Centeno, 10 Pro-
nlbldo, La Fontana de ora. MI
Amigo Manso, Dofia Perfect~ alo.
ma, Fortunate = Jacinta. n
mllia dc Leon Roch, La Deshereda. .
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PRECIos DE sUscRIPc1oM.
AMIGOS DE ToDOs
PILDORkS HOLLOWAY.

Nillones Dc porsonaa, On todaa las parties
mlndo, fsoemiendan diahas Pndoras come
mejor fostAuIative Dc 10 salad que % oonoce
Elias curan tOdas Las afacGionos del ooraadn
del higado, del sstomago, dc los ri6onssy
los intsstincs, y ronSsvsn ls scrimepia, Ia
natulenciA y ID cardialgis, expulsando Dc Ia
saagrs toda impurssa, fortalsCiendo compile
tarnente sl dstsma nsrvioso y dando IN tens
udabls & IL ofgaAisaci6a general. IT,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1889-02-03

L. OIENOLA DE TENEDURIA DE
L1bkOS at apli6cada por ID aplicacion de
una regia d anble para aoertar el deuder
, 81 acreedol, aoonpaEAda dc numerosos
elemPloe do oAlculos mercantiles, Dor q
q. Marsh, tTaducido de ID 30. edioion ia
glesa por A. G. Beok, baio ID Immediate
snpeccion del autor. On tomo elegants
nente enCuadsrnado es-sS, en- 10 Im~
do. B01etiN. t.3if
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1889-02-03
C. A RT ELE s

con las pesas y medidas del Sistema Ma,
trico Decimal, en- la Imprenta del BOTE
TIN MERCANTIL. 81
Sc hallan ademas otras muchas noveda.
des y SO esperan mas del extran;ero ,,c
En- trabajos de Imprenta, Encuadernaci6n
y Litografia, Sc pueden yer satisfechos .. ~.
pos los gustos y cumplidas todas las eYi-o
gencias. Baratura en- los precios; elegancia
en- la ejecuci6n. --o-''
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1889-02-03
BlBAlOTRQA
DE COMERCIANTE.

hISTORIA DEL OOMEROIO de
dae les nactones, desds los tiempsa mas r.
nosos hasts nuestros dias por liz. -6cAevs
tsaducida dol frances por los alunnos dc IL
clase Dc este idioma estableoida On el At
Meo Aerca9M ds AadbM, , publicada & on.
pensas de L. misma asooiacaon.
Dos tomos gruesos, pasta espaaols. a
sa ls Imprehk dol Bc1ssin.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1889-02-03
soBREs PARA CARTAs.

Gran surtid do todas slsses y ufsssos'
81 rG
Sobres o 30 centavos 100
Id. 4 80 i'd. i'd.
III. de un dobles { 20 id. id.
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ENCUADERNACION
DEL "BOLETlN MERCANTII, y

I'm esta secci6r de La casa, montada or
todos Los elementos necesarios y proyista d.
materiales de primera clase, sc hacen ,enc,,a-
dernaciones en- holandesa, carton6, pasta e.
pamela, piel de levante CON relieves. todo ne,.,
fecto y precios reducidos. s'7A
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1889-02-03

los Colores pAlIdos, GIDegwR tan gene
raL1aGa aatre las J6aeass On M geftcas
~ esHfoFRlGcloR; !; e AnemiA, ia CIoR6sis,
nfOcGPS0r0e DOL RsQKOP A&mero Ge afbc-
eteneS crdRtcas, 80 e0NlAat0R eAcGZMOAeD
oaA q NNleiDe P6eRlGe IL tEAEARo DRAVAl3
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1889-02-03
LIBROS

reclbldos por oil dltimo ~
por-correo en- Ia lmpPontaf
Gel BOLETIN MEkcAN-,
TIL.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08
Gratitude for au Umbrella.

DO you know why Governor Cor
don appointed Alvan ID. Freeman to
be Judge of the county court of Co
wetai" Il gentleman from Newman
asked.
No; was there any special reasonF
There was. IL was on account ol
an old umbrella. When Governor
Gordon surrendered at AppomattoX il
was raining hard. The water was run.
ming down his face SO fast that it was
with difficulty he made a little i'm.
promptu speech composed for the oc.
caSiOn.
Seeing the generals embarrassment
Alvan Freeman, who was the owuer
of the only umbrella in the ConfedeI-
ate army, raised it. aud, stepping up
close to the general, held it over his
head, protecting him from the rain
until his little speech was finished.
The general was very grateful TO Al.
van, and the very first occasion that
presented itself proved that he had not
forgotten the umbrella act by appoint.
ing him to judges place.-Atlanta
Journal.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08
Pooled the Agent.

You are a ran of business" he
said, entering Tie Office without an
invitation, "anl you ought TO have
your life insured for about $4,000 al
least. l repres nt the safest company
on the fac o the earth and should
like TO maze out policy FOR you.
Don't you think it would be "a good
ideap"
Certainly replied the harassed
man, while a strange look fitted across
his face, Il have often thought of ii.
By the way, just pass me That bottle
Of cough mixture GU the shelf am
troubled with a terrible cough and
can't seem to getTid of it,
Now, you see, in this company
you'-
Excuse me a moment while take
dose OF tins consumption cure, won't
your
Certainly. AS was saying, if q
man Is perfectly sound in health, as
sou are, We
Just stand over there while en-
JOY All epIleptic fiji, please, aud the
business man had a nice little BIT on
the hoor. Its hereditary he said,
yiping the dust from his clothes
you mustn't mind Il.
The agent looked little doubtful,
but continued.
The premium is very lsw-one On
$40, 900 and -
Here the merchant suddenly leaned
back, closed his eyes and grew cold.
Recovering IN moment be SAID TO the
frightened insurance friend, "Ouly a
little stroke Of paralysis-you mustn't
notice IT, Now. as you were say,
ing
But the agent had fed. The busi,
ms man leaned back in his chair,
gave sigh Of contentmeut and said
TO his clerk who came in.
Did you see me hx him r --Ex-
change,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08
Escaped His Thanks.

The Listener" in The Boston Tran
script reminds us again that there is
no misfortune without its compensa.
tions. He tells of venerable aud dis.
tinguished old gentleman, who, being
very hard of hearing, enjoys the deal
mans immunity, and always carries
his silence compelling veto with
him.
Not long ago he did a yoang man a
favor, which was Of immense value.
The youth, overwhelmed with graft.
tude, visited his benefactor, and seized
The ear trumpet with emotion.
80 Mr. -" he exclaimed, II can
never
The old man removed the other end
Of the tube from his ear The youth
found himself talking 10 thin air. lie
went OF into a ridiculous pantomime
Of entreaty, all the while brandishing
the unconnected ear trumpet. The old
man smiled.
There are times, he said, when il
Svery covenient TO be deaf.
The young man was obliged 10 &C
away without having communicated
to his benefactor a single word oI
thanks.
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unhesrd
Are sweeter
says Keats. The smiling "veto" of the
deaf old gentleman in this inS' lnce
put a certain humor into the lines
which Keats never meant.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08
Hit tho wrong Building.

about fifteen years ago, when
was in the lightning rod business in
this state, said a Detroit insurance
man the other day as he slowly slipped
his ginger ale, "we got a job on a
farmers big barn IN Nankin township.
We had had hard work TO get him, as
he was an unbeliever in the virtue of
the rods, but he finally consented and
we went ahead, giving him the most
solemn assurance, Of course. that his
barn would be protected beyond ques.
ton. Wehad just finished work when
a thunder storm was observed coming
up, and he remarked that il would be
good time TO test the rods. We put
our team in the barn, but preferred the
house for our shelter.
We'll, the storm came along. and
as il reached us there was a flash aud
a bang, everybody got "A shock, and
when we came tO look out the barn
was on fire in "A dozen places. Before
we could get the team and wagon out
il was too late and they burned with
the structure
loW dlu you explain IL 10 the Tar
merl' was asked
I'VE didn't explain il at all. He
did all the explaining. lie got down
a shot gun and explained that if we
didn't get beyond range before he
could count fifty he would open fire.
We got and we never even went back
30 claim the iron work Of the wagon. T"
Gould the rods have been value
less.
Certainly not,
Then how did il happenf"
81 think il was an error in judg
ment on the part of Providence. !
think the idea was 10 strike the house
and kill me and my partnerp-Ds
t-nii Free Press
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08
Ihs yaIue ~ sleep.

sail know that sleep is IA neceS
:, 20 the support Of animal life az
vod. Our vital machinery would
soon wear out without il. and if il
were not for ll8 intervals Of health
ful insenSibility that sleep affords 10
the brain we should all go mad with
90 much thinking, And. although
some very smart modcrn philosophers
aave advanced the theory That il is
possible for mau 10 lie aud enjoy life
without sleep, the doctrine, like the
equally absurd dogma that Il is posi-.
ole 10 live without sastcnanCe, is so
nanifestly absurd that common sense
laughs IL 10 srorn.
But bed is not for sleep solely. We
lie down toslumber, but we pass many
an hour in bed calculating. planning,
hoping, imagining. The course of our
ives is shaped, to some extent, ms we
,ie between the sheets and blankets
Df the still night aud early morning
IRE born mighty schemes that are car
lied out in the stirring day The mind
iwakes from profound and drramlesa
siumber with all its faculties ipyigor,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08
JAP MILLER.

lap Miller down at aArtinsville's tho blamedess
feler yt
When he starts In atalkin other folks is apt 70
quilt
Pears like that mouth o. his'n Wuznt made fer
nothin else
But ,es, i,o 70 arSiy en- down and seth'r in their
Heu talS you down on tarifI: er he'll talk you
down on tax,
And prove the pore man pays 'em an--and thems
about the facts,
Religen, law er politics prize nghtln' er base
ball
Jes' teteh Jap up little and he'll post you bout
'em all
And the comicalest feller ever tilted back cheer
And tuck chaw tobaeker kindo like he don't
keer
There's where the feller's strength lays-he's SO
common like and plain.
They haiut no dude about old Jan you bet YOU
nary grant
They 'ected him 10 council and it never turned
his head.
And didn't make no diS~rence what anybody
said
He didn't dress no aneE Mr. rag out In fancy
clothes,
BUT his voice in council meett,s Is a turrer 10 Lis
foes
rs fer the pore man ever time and in the last
campaign
he stVnped old Morgan county through the sun
shine and the rain.
And belt the banner upArds from a.trallin' In the
dust
And cut loose on monopoies and cuss q aud cuss'd
and cussd
He'd tell some funny story ever nov and then,
you know
TEL blame It. il wul betteF'n a jack sHtert
show
And 10 20 furdor yil loday. To hear Old Jap no
rate
Than any high toned crater at eyer s;umpsd a
slate
wy that air blame Jap Miller wIfhhIs keen sar
castle fun,
Has GOT more friends than any candidate at ever
TIl
Don't matter what his views u, when ne states
the 1liae to you e"
They aiius coinclte with you'n tAs same IS two
and two
You can't take issue With alIn-er II east they
halnt 10 sense
In siarJin' in 10 down hin, SO you better not com
Dence-
The best ways iss to lls' en- like yer hdmbls ser
want does,
And ies eoncede Jap Miller Il The best man ever
wuzi -lLmes NEi,cUulb Riley
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08
A Wonderful Watch.

At the time Of her coronation at Nos
COW, in l124, Catharine |. empress of
Russia, was presented with a watch as
wonderful ia every particular as the
famous Strasburg clock. even more
wonderful when the deiicacy of its
construction is taken into cousidera-
ton. II weighed seven ounces and
was both a repeater aud musical
time keeper On the opposite side
from the works or time Keeping part
Of the wonder there was an exact
counterpart Of the holy sepulcher with
a carved image of the Roman guard !;
this scene could be viewed through
the glass IN the case. Upon opening
the case the imitation stones would
roll away from the mouth OF the min.
iature sepulcher, the guard would
kneel, angels appear at opposite sides
Of the opening, and about Tins time
The music would start up and play, in
soft, sweet strains. the Easter songs SO
well known to all Russians. The
maker OF this wonderful piece of me.
chanlsm Is said TO have worked upon
It almost unlnteTuptedly fora period
Of nine years. -Jonu " Wight ia
II LouD, Jiepnblic.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08

tered hat, red cravat and an old
dress coat, ragged and threadbare, but
adorned with new brass buttons.
He knew Mr.. Thomas W., certainly
he did, and he reckoned / had come
about four miles out of my way. But
no matter. he could show me a straight
road-a short cut
"Ilow far is it from hereI"
"Oh, 'tain't far, sar"
"How far do you thinkl"
"Well, massa, | spec-I spec" =
looking at my horse-''l spec, massa,
ef you goes de way, sar, dat l shows
you, sIr, | reckon it'll take you"-
How far is it-how many milesf'
"how many miles, sahs Ha! massa
! don't zacily reckon ken tell you.
not 'cisely, sar how many miles it is,
not 2ackly, 'cisely, sar.
How is that-you don't whatl'
II don't zackly reckon | ken give
you directions excise about tic miles,
sar.
"Oh, but how many miles do you
think il is! Is it two miles"
YES, sar, AS the road is new. !
tink il is just about two miles. Dey's
long ones, dough, | reckon"
Long ones! Then its more than
two miles"
"Yes, sar reckon it's four or five
miles"
-Four or five four or five long ones
or short ones, do you mean"
II don zacEly know, sur, wedder
dey is short ones or long ones, sar, but
/ reckon you'll find 'em middliu'
long; spec you'll be about two hours
foe you be done gone all de way 10
Massa w
MIR. Olmsted followed the indefinite
darky's directions, and naturally
enough. soon found himself hewilder.
ed worse than before. Youths Com.
panion.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08
lie Inok IL HACK.

An extremely stout. choleric old
gentleman sat in his Office ON Friday
fuming over Il lot of papers and swear.
ing to himself. lie was IN "A beastly
temper. for things had gone wrong
ever since morning, and now and then
he cast his eyes about as if ia search
OF something to kick as an outlet for
his tempestuOus state of mind.
That book agent is out here, sir, I"
said a clerk, thrusting his head
through the door.
Show him in," yelled the old gen
tleman, greedily, ''and I'll kick the
everlasting stufiing out of him."
A minute later pretty little girl
came demurely in, and, calmly draw.
ing chair up to the old gentleman's
desk, smiled sweetly.
Just excuse me a minute, said the
old fellow; there's nasty book
agent coming"
Il am the book agent, sir, ~ said the
girl, and she thrust a hand away
down through hole in her dress and
brought up a volume.
Cant ! sell you a copy, sir, she
said cheerfully, running through the
leaves. 1T is only So, and is profuse-
ly illustrated, and 50 needful that no
home is complete without one Buy
a copy, please, aud 1 shall forget that
you called me nasty"
Il didn't puifed the old gentle.
man, excitedly. Il swear never said
anything of the kind. Leave the book. "
Then the old man yelled; John,
give this young lady S."
When the old gentleman picked up
his book to carry It home be discover
ed that 1t was a collection of love
songs. New York Sun.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08
No I'ioI

\ Chester county physician has
read the dictionary through from
cover 10 cover word for word, and
WI, seventeen years and six month,
accomplishing the task. The plot ol
The dictionary is not sufficiently eN
citing and complicaling to enchaiu
the readers attention, aud induce hin
p fui>h the work at one sitting. Tic
absence Of thrilling situations. STAR
U1g clImaNDs and love making ep
soaUs prevents tho book from being ~
great demand at our circulating libra
ries. Sentimental young ladies sci
apm call ,ur b.. N0rrr.',vn Herald
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-10-08
The Way She Fixed Him.

Young Wife-You are not going out
tonight, are you9
Husband-Yes, my dear, | must &c
back TO the Office and post my books
I'm afraid I'll be kept late.
Y. W.-Not going anywhere except
TO the onicei
H-No-o.
Y, W.-Well, then, step into Strong
Smell & Co. s around the corner from
your office on your way down. They'll
be open until S o'clock. Get a couple
Of mackerel and bring them home
when you come.
H-Ie-es, my dear Good night.
Y w. Ito herself as her husband de
parts)-Elo won't do much theatre 90
ing with those mackeel in his pocket
New York News.