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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
The Moroccan Treasury.

Tho Moroccan soldier Ii not so much
o man Of war as q collector OF taxes,
and from time to time his master send,
him. without law or rule, to visit those
whom he finds either too rich, or rich
enough for him, the Sultan, to claim
his share OF the prize. Rapine is the
only resource Of the treasury. Each
Pasha levies his share on all the bar
gains concluded on his territory. This
state OF affairs has, however, been i'm.
proved since the Intervention OF Eu.
ropeans in Morocco. But not so many
years ago, and In the second half Of
this century, the most horrible tor
lures were inflicted both upon MussuL
man and Jewish merchants in order ts
force them to avow their fatal riches
Mr.. j. Drummond Hay, in the nara.
tive OF his journey on the banks OF the
Leucos, relates dreadful details: mer
shut up In ovens, wedges driven in un.
der their nails, children smothered
slowly before the eyes OF their parents,
a man shut up in the cage of q chain.
ed lion whose chainwas long enough ia
enable him to come within an inch oil
the victim, who could not make the
slightest movement without being rent
by the talons OF the beast. Doubles IS
the stories of Mr. Drummond HAY
are exaggerated at the present day,
and perhaps they were when he
wrote. But this fact remains, in es-
sential points at least; the treasury ia
filed by means OF exactions and au.
thorized thefts; and every official con-
science may be bought. This is true
from one end OF the social scale to the
other. When the merchant has tortur.
ed the slave, and when the pasha has
rified the merchant, the sultan employs
similar means to relieve the pasha OF
his booty. Many a pasha, after finally
getting rich, is betrayed by one oil
those around him and denounced to the
emperor as great capitalist. There.
upon he is sent for to court, and the
good sovereign spoils him to every.
thing, even to the last piece of money
that sleeps in his Golfers or in his
pockets, even to the last fon, to the
last rhani, to the last terra-cotta vase
which is sold in the market place.
Then, a second Job, the pasha is sent
back to his subjects. so that he may be-
gin another period Of oppression. If,
however, the master has any reason to
suspect that any portion OF the treas
ure has been kept back or hidden, he
has the pasha beaten, and then sends
him to spend the rest of his days in the
contemplative shades OF a prison.
Benjamin Constant, in Harper's Maya
zine
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
AN ANGEL uNAWAREs.

Love that died ere this day was done
Came TO my door last night,
Knocking and weeping and wailing on,
Shut out from the warmth and ljght@.
"Now, wherefore, wherefore, o thou Dead
Return to trouble me sol
thought the green moss covered thy head,
" here the earliest violets blow,
Where spring sounds are calling,
And tender breezes CO."
Then answered Love in woful tone
Without in the dark and cold
"Forget'st thou me who was once thine
own,
In the beautiful days OF old2
Arise, arise, and open the door,
And take thy weary one home
My lonely grave on the windswept shore
So dank with the salt sea foam,
Where the hoarse waves are bowling,
And evil specters roam"
So loosed the latch and opened wide
To clasp the wanderers hand,
When saw vision glorifed
Upon my threshold stand.
10, Love, new-robed in raiment bright,
New-girt with an angel guise, )
With the old sweet smile on his lips o.
light
He whispered: 20, be wise,
Return, thou hearts dearest
With me TO Paradise"
The Overland.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

1t is stated that canning factory, TO en-
plov 800 hands, is to be started at Haw-
thOrne, Fla.
A Mississippi company has received an
order for 100000 wooden butter dishes
from ST. Louis house.
Keely, Of motor notoriety, thinks he has
discovered the missing link to make his
mysterious machine operative.
A papal rcscript will be issued giving the
new Catholic university at Washington a
monopoly of the superior education of the
clergy in America.
The collectors of customs in Nova Scotia
have received orders TO issue licenses To
American fishermen under the moduS vivend
up to the end Of this year.
A shortage OF &c. 900 has been found in the
accounts of Martin Il. Goldswortny, manag
err Of the Standard Oil company for the Lake
Superior region. He is now at Toronto
Ont.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
Wanted to .Jire.

While waiting at station in Souti
Carolina one day Twas joined by a maj
who carried an old fashioned satche
on his shoulder, and who had evident
ly walked many miles through the mud
He was fully 60 years Of age, scrawny
and homely, and he simply nodded Il
me and sat down on q bale of cotton.
In about ten minutes along came wo
man in home spun, fully his age AND
about as homely. She had also had q
long walk. She nodded to me and sal
down on another bale OF cotton. No,
a word was said between us for ter
minutes. Then as the whistle OF the
train was heard in the distance she
said to the man:
"Then, Jim, you ar gwine of tel
jine the Mormonsp"
IL am, Hannah" no replied.
"No."
Sand Pm to be leftp"
YES"
"And it won't do no good to argufyp"
mot bit"
"Nall, then, good-by TO you.
She started forward with extended
arm, but passed his hand and seized
the satchel and flung it thirty feet
away. Then she grabbed him by the
hair and they went off the platform in
to n mud hole together, and as
the train moved away she was
on top and jamming his head into the
old gold soil and saying between the
jams:
want to jine the Mormous, do you?
Want to leave the old wife who's dun
lived with you forty yearsl Want to
jine-jine-jine, you old rabbit, your
And fifty passengers gave her three
cheers and tiger as she got new
hold on his patriarchal whiskers. -
Detroit Free Press.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
About Doctors Bills.

Many a struggling family has all it
can do to keep the wolf from the door,
without being called upon to pay fire.
quent and exorbitant bills for medical
advice and attendance.
True, the doctor is often necessa-
ry, though expensive visitant OF the
family circle; nevertheless pure and
we'll tested remedies-lik Warmers
Safe Cure-kept on hand for use when
required will be found paying invest
ment for every household in the land.
Sickness is one of the legacies of life,
and yet every ill that flesh is heir to
has an antidote in the laboratory OF
nature. Hon. H. II. Warner, of Roch-
ester, n. Y, President of the Chamber
of Commerce OF that city, was few
years ago stricken with kidney disease,
which the physicians declared incura-
BILE. In this extremity, a friend re-
commended to him a vegetable prepar-
alton now known throughout the civil
lied world as Warmers Safe Cure. He
tried it, and was quickly restored to
perfect health. The incident led him
to begin the manufacture of the won
derful preparation, and to make its
merits known in all tongues and among
all peoples.
He has now laboratories and ware
houses in the United States not only,
but in Canada, England, Germany,
Austria, Australia, and Burmah. His
preparations meet the requirements
and effect the cure Of variety of dis
eases, and are all compounded from
medicinal plants of the highest virtue.
Mr.. Warner is a man of affairs, Of
wealth, culture and the highest stand
ing in his own city and throughout the
State. His character is the best guar
antee of the purity and excellence Of
his renowned Remedies, which may be
found in every first class drug store OF
Europe and America,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
Scientific Researches.

Wife Qlne. midnighO pretty
time OF night for TO como homeland
in such a condition, too"
Observation-Disclosures, it's (hic) only
fright. sthopped in at zee michro-
schope, mi'dear, looked at shome
water in michroschope, midear-zhe
water we drink. mi'dear; and sure ri
live, mi'dear, shaw it full OF snakes.
Mershy on me! Zhe 'em yet"-New
York Weekly.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
How 10 Obtain a Safa

They tell Of Judge in Bennington,
Vt, who, having spoken Of buying a
safe, was interviewed by two rival
agents, each OF whom had SO much To
say In favor Of his own particular safe
that the judge was quite at a loss "a
decide which to buy. In a happy mo-
ment he thought Of Burglar Price,
whom he had himself Sentenced, and
going TO the jail, he obtained this ex-
pert safe-breaker's opinion, and then
gave the order.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
BLOOD POISON
OF Forty-Five Years Standing.

VI FOrty-f1ve fearS' standing.
For forty-tive years l have been
afflicted with blood poison, liver and
rheumatic difficulties. The past three
years / have been so lame that it was
with much pain that l could move
about. Part OF the time was confined
to my bed: My blood was so much
diseased that my skin was in a very
unhealthy state. Six bottles Of Hib-
bard's Rheumatic Syrup has done me
more good than all the other medicines
/ have ever taken. Many Of my
friends have used it through my advice,
and in every case it has proven Won
derful remedy. have known of some
wonderful cures of dyspepsia and neu-
ralgia. 1t is truly great medicine.
Mrs. MARY BDDLE.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
He BETRAYED Himself.

Manager-Tm very sorry, Mr.. Clark,
but Pm afraid you won't do as my
stage manager. Ican't have q man
who's had no experience.
The New Stage Manager-What
makes you think I've had no expert.
ence. sir?
Manager-Why, l noticed that you
took off your hat to the leading lady
when you came on the stage this morn
ing. Gle left at the end of the week.
Judy.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
A Good Thing.

whats this fence up here for9" he
asked of the ticket taker at one of the
gates in the Third street depot.
ITO prevent mistakes"
"HowP"
.'Why, to prevent man from get
ting on the Lansing train when he has
a ticket for Saginaw"
Jump but that's good ideal" ex-
claimed the inquirer after moments
thought. II wonder if they couldn't
fix something to prevent man from
buying a COW when he is after hosp"
Detroit Free Press.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
The Burglar and the Pie

Have you got that famous mince
pie recipe of yours, Maria?"
"Yes! Why? It's rather late for
mince pie"
II was just reading hero about a
burglar who got into house in New
Jersey. He got hold of some mince
pie, and the paper says-here it is:
In the morning he was found seated
in the middle of the kitchen floor, in a
dazed and helpless condition, and he
fell an easy prey to the officers
well, what has"
"Just make some of your mince pies
and won't buy that burglar alarm. "
New York Herald.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

That the Chicago, st. Paul Il Kansas City R'y
has the finest equipped passenger service In
the Northwest The only line running the
new and celebrated Vestibuled Mann Cars to
Chicago, st. Paul, Minneapolis, st. Joseph and
Kansas City, making its train service for Its
patrons far superior to any equipment in the
world. The magnificent dining car service
will please the most delicate, and the palace
day coaches for beauty, comfort and conven-
fences are beyond any comparison. The only
line out of Des Moines to st. Joseph and Kan
sas City running Sleeper. This car is a COM
bination sleeper and chair, one Of the finest in
the land. If you are going East, West, North
or South, IL you contemplate trip to any
point, ask for your tickets over the Chicago,
st. Paul d Kansas City R'y and take no other.
Try It and be convinced.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
Little Dicks Report.

Little Dick-Mamma, that new doc
tor across the way asked me who wa:
our family physician.
Mamma-Well, dear, we are never
sick, thank Heaven, and we have no
needed one.
The New Doctor (next day)-Well
my little fellow, did you find out the
name Of your family physician
Little Dick we never have one, ant
we are never sick.-New York Week,
ly.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Those who are contemplating a trip either
for health or pleasure should acquaint them
selves fully with the advantages and induce
ments offered by the mountain resorts Of
Colorado and Los Vegas Hot Springs, New
Mexico. - Handsomely illustrated pamphlets
and books descriptive Of the above furnished
free on application. Special tourist rates now
in effect. Geo. T. Nicholson, G. P. s. 7. A.,
Topeka Kansas
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

! heartily endorse the above state
ment. / believe Hibbard's Rheumatic
Syrup and Plasters are remedies which
have no equal in the treatment OF
rheumatism and all blood diseases.
WIN. VANDERLINDEN, Druggist,
Pella, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

When she was o Child, she cried for Castoria,
When stIe became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

There is nothing In the world which will give
prompter relief to all sufferers from neuralgia
than Salvation OIL. Price only 25 cents bottle.
The recent cyclones in the South and West
have done terrible damage to life and property,
but there's one comfort left-the people clamor
for DR. Bulls Cough Syrup
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup and
Plasters are remedies of great merit.
l believe they have no equal in the cure
of rheumatism and all blood diseases.
d. H. RICHARD, Druggist,
Mitchellville, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

The object of the manufacturers Of Dobbins'
Electric Soap has been for "a years to make this
soap of such superior quality that 1t will give
Ask yom grocer for 1t. Take no other.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

What Is sweeter than roses
That bloom in the beauty Of Junel
Or the stately and fragrant lilies
Whose bells ring asummer tunel
All sweeter the roses blowing
On the cheeks of those we love,
And the lily of health that's glowing
The cheeks red rose above.
But how soon the lily and the rose wither in
the faces OF our American women. Why is It
Simply because so many Of them are victims of
weaknesses, Irregularities and functional de-
rangements incidental TO the sex. II they
would use DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
all these beauty and misunderstanding ailments
might be warded OIL, and we would hear less
about women growing old before their time"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
EXPERIENCE

or a Prominent Farmer, OF Marion
County, Iowa.
My wife has for long time been
troubled with liver and kidney troubles
and constipation Of the bowels. Four
bottles of Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup
has done her more good than all the
other medicine she ever took. 1t is the
greatest blood medicine ever put up,
we think. N. j. BAKER, Farmer,
Pella, Marion County, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Parents should not wonder that evil spreads !;
the bad thing that one boy may not know may
be a favorite vice with the boy living next
door.-Atchison Globe.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Take time by the forelock ere that rasping,
hacky cough Of yours carries you where, SC
many Consumptives have preceded you; lose
no time, but procure bottle OF the rational
remedy for Lung and Bronchial Diseases, Scots
Emulsion, of Cod LiYer Oh with Hypophosphites.
1t will cure you. Sold by all Druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Smoke Orphan Boy Tobacco and save the
empty bags. They are worth money to you, for
on May l, 1890, we will pay IS cash premiums
from $50 down, for largest number Of bags re
turned us. For further particulars, address
Hills a. Fritz, Manufacturers, st. Louis, Mo
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

The Continental Divide Mining Investment
Company, OF Aspen, Colorado, is paying
monthly dividends on its preferred stock OF
two cents share, which is two per cent. q
month interest to the holders on this invest
ment The treasurer has twenty thousand
shares yet that he is compelled to sell at one
dollar q share.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

We have heard 1t said that there is not the
difference between common sense and law
that is generally imagined.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Every one has his sorrow; 1t is the grief of
the man VINO eats limburger cheese that the
Lord saw fit to place his nose just above his
month
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
Sheriff,s Sale,

There are good many people who believe
that the greatest blackguard is the creates
man.-Atchison Globe.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Poor humanity; the mother does not know
where her children are one-half the time, and
they do not know where she Is the other half.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

The noses that have been stuffed up with
colds all winter are having their spring opeu-
inn
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

It's all right for us TO eat cattle and chickens,
and It's all right for the worms to eat u.s.
Atchison Globe.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
YOur Life i'm Dan ger.

The troubles Of the next world must be
great; they say a dead man always has stiff
upper lip.-Atchison Globe.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

No man cares to be old, but It would be
pleasant to be on the shady side of life In sum
mer.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

HALLS CATARRH CURE is liquid and ID
taken internally and acts directly upon the
blood and mucous surfacesof the system. Send
for testi'~nrieis. free. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
FL, ..kALi u CO., Proprs., Toledo, u
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
What is sweetor than roses

Duties WIN conflict when it is expected Of a
man to keep down pride, and keep up appear
ancps
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
Pigs in the Clover

To regulate the stomach, liver and bowels
DIR. Pierce's Pellets excel One dose.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

When man has the toothache, and visit
to the dentist is inevitable, he wishes he was
hem
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

The love of a sweetheart makes q man
timid; the love of q mother makes him bold.
To the fool there is no folly.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

1t is the hope Of the bow-legged man that
Fashion will some day decree that men wear
oil rto
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
California Excursions.

CaIIfOfnla EXCURSIONS.
Special Excursion parties in charge Of salar
fed excursion agents of the SANTA Fe Route
leave Kansas City every Friday at $3.50 p. m.
Pullman Tourist Sleeping Cars are used in
these excursions, combining Comfort, Econo-
my and Responsibility, at a very low rate.
Special attention paid to ladies and children
travelling without escort. Write for excursion
folders, giving full particulars, to Geo. T..
Nicholson, G. p. u 7. A., Topeka, Kas.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Woman is never SO glad she Is not man
az when she sees q moustache covered with
soup and gravy.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

A man who does not take In over three dol
lars day has no excuse for letting his bust
ness worry him.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
&SnO M I'm Cash Premiums

1t is human nature TO forget a kindness, ant
remember an injury; 1t is the blow that leaves
a mark, and not the kiss.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

A large family circle is only another name
for place where there is never enough gravy
to go around.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit grain, grass and stock country In
the world Full Information free. Address the
oregon immigration Board, Portland, Oregon.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Smoke the Sheriff Sale Segar, straight 10
Havana Cigar for cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

A sfastn man seldom wins in the race Of
re- Atchfson Glnhe
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Mrs. Briggs-You can't get 'em in
the pen, can you?
Mr.. Briggs-No. The pesky little
things. There they go again.
Those pigs remind me of you John"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23
w.N.U. ID. NJ. v. XVII. No. 81

CTy-In applying to any Of the above adver
tisers, do not forget to say that you saw the
advertisement In this paper.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Where Ignorance is bliss; tits folly to be other
wise.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

Man is Of few days; all Of them full Of
trouble.--Atchison Globe.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

There is fear that is born of vanity.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-23

because they'd rather run around
everywhere else than go home. Chi
cago Herald.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-24
RAIL AND CROs5TIE.

Pensacola f(Fls.l claims to have the finest
freight office in the entire Louisville and
Nashville railroad system.
Work on the North Beach (Fla.) railroad
at st. Augustine is progressing rapidly.
The color line is being strictly drawn by
Louisville and Nashville employees. Thir-
teen of the brakemen on the iEeral division
have left the road within the past few DAYS
because the management would not remove
the negro brakemen who are on the road.
They say, according to the Birmingham
Age Herald. the white brakemen can
either run with them or quit as they please.
Sapt. Levi Hege said yesterday that the
Central railroad is running smoothly since
1t adopted the standard rules and regula-
lions. The new rules went into effect about
week ago. and the employees have had a
thorough drilling. The force of dispatches
10 the different offices will be augmented
shortly. Supt. Hege said that he will take
up the appointment of surgeons for the
road next week. A surgeon will be APP
pointed for each station of any consequences
up the line of the road toward atlanta