Wichita eagle., 1889-01-05

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They were at the theatre and she had
thoughtlessly eaten at dinner some soup with
the flavor Of onion In it.
"Oh, Mr. Howlingswell," she said, adroitly,
putting morsel Of perfumed lace and cam
brio to her face, ''do you notice that some
one near us has had the bad taste to eat
onions before coming to the theatre to-nightT
"Why, no, Miss Clara, hadn't until you
spoke The Epoch.
REVERIES OF A PHILOSOPHER.
Naught the lovers ardor damps
When bis girl has got the stamps.
! Lay fgures-the price Of eggs
They're having now their breathing timA
But they're determined, all,
| Whatever the result may be,
Next year they viii play ball
When man, who greatly admires beau
Gful woman, makes her profound bow, Is
he, as one might say, counting her on the
stoops
| SIS marriage a failures" the bachelor cried.
| And the youth who Is counting girl replied:
'Tve never been married and cannot guess
But comtship, know II a big success"
There is usually good deal Of back talk
when women get together to discuss the
hustle.
Whether the play is bright or fat,
| To him it is never known
Who stares at the back Of q ladys hat
And swears, the acts 60 on
When a woman wants the earth, it is with
the view of giving it to some man.
Love is stronger than friendship, so
The poets declare, and perhaps they know;
Yet we find. as the world we travel through,
That lovers are plenty and friends are few.
Good looks should not be despised. There
have been few heroes with turn up noses and
bow legs. ?
How wise are ~ when the chance has fed,
And glance We backward casti
We know just the thing that we should have said
When the time for saying it's past.
The man who is in the habit of getting
"pretty well Oh" lessons his chance of getting
to be pretty well Off"
The coal is now put in the bin
And the coal man rakes the Shekels in;
But the wind blows keenly DER the world,
And the world is cold, the world Is cold!
A paper devoted to plumbers is called The
Rasp. The craft will probably keep it on file.
Not, Us it cold enough for your
The phrase Of which all have grown weary
But have you read Robert Elsmere
Is now the popular query.
a female lawyer may be a spinster and have
objections to marriage, but when she accepts
retaining fee she tacitly admits that she is
engaged
In black December, raw days, fog days
Follow close each other;
But it Is only in the dog days"
That We have 'beastly weather."
"The nAnseis said to be the most popular
drink in the market
We strive and strive to reach place above;
We're not content with what we see and know;
The man who wins a loving wornan's love
Has got glimpse Of heaven here belowi
"The Fishery Question"-Say, have you
got any baitl
This is about the time when the farmer
fishes through the ice and catches twenty
two pound pickereL
Sign painters should be comprehended
under the denomination of "Men of letters"
and, by the way, SO should letter carriers.
Brown-Green is very intellectual man,
what they call man Of large grasp
Black-A man Of large graspi I should
think he was Why, when he dances in
H. la x,7rf ssSl.
whirled."
Young Wife-My love, have a delightful
surprise in store for you'll You cannot guess
what it is.
Young Husband full Of pleasant anticipa-
tions)-What is it, darIinga
Y. W.-l've invited mother to spend the
holidays with u.s.
Young Wife-How the world moves!
There's Bessie Gray, an old chum Of mine, a
graduate of the normal school, has just en-
tered a medical college. She will soon be
able to write NJ. D. after her name. Women
are coming to the front, tell you. For
merry girls were taught nothing but house
keeping
Young Husband-Yes, and now they're
taught everything but housekeeping.
Where are you going to- my pretty maid!
I'm going to the dry goods store she said
May 60 with you. my pretty maids
You may you'n wait outside she said.
How long shall wait for you. my pretty maid!
Until look over the samples. she said
And how many samples, my pretty maidi
Some Of calico, some Of silk, some Of pioue,
some Of linen, some OF lawn, some of velvet
ribbons, trimmings, buttons, gloves, laces,
embroideries-
cannot go with you. he glconily said
Boston Courier.
He Was Fond of Dopa.