The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-04-29
BRIGHT BITS

Is EVENING DRESS man should believe all he
Tears, 10 be >nsistent vita his sSalowtail coat.
-AeU Orleans PtcIyuns
81 BELIEVE I'll pu: on my thia uDderclothes,
SarI -
Don't you do it. Stick to your hannels,
IT rats Just the DO her Of EN-. I've bee1
sticking to e all day. - chic tg) Herald.
Mr. BRowN-Nonsense, child; thera are no
suc1 things as ghosts.
Miss Brown mphaticaly)-I tell you, pa,
/ We seen one.
Mr.. 3. Observation-Disclosures?
Mis- BIN tae play OF "Ha Met. - Boston
Courier.
SERVED HIN RIeHr-He Cart have just
one kiss before go? Olly one
She-And IL let you have one you VIII take
two, won't you?
He-No. / wont; indie d I won't
Sae-Tnen you shan't have auy.-Terre Hdute
Express.
Youve CAsHLEY-O. of course Ill go with
you but It does see to me a we u an boel
tn as 500 ! as a sir is en- "a yed to a f.. lab sle
wants to eternallv diva nil awould on exni-
blti n like a-liSea-
His ancee-Like prlza calf.-Te're Haute
Express.
YOUNG Mr. BRoKAw (who believes in doing
everything in a bu ,iuess-l Ike W tyl-HiSs South
mayd. | am matri nonially inc ined You are
my choice above all women. l desir to marry
yo1. Is it a 20
is the door.-BU itaJtoB z, zee Press
LET NE extend my sympathy, Mrs. James,
in he 10 q of your little gir,."
Thank you, Mrs. Will inns. it was a severe
hloA TO me, aud then, to ma le my burden all
thu heavier. p lor Fl 10 contracted ne sams dis
eass and died two days lat r. But we all have
our griefs, you know. Mime DOiis Tribune.
Mas. JINx I'm going to commence house
Gle ming to-day.
r. JinX-Wsll2
Mrs J nx-Wrll, ! wish you would sw ear your
phonogr4ph full and slnd it up to tae no Use for
ne 10 turn on occa locally whel my feelings
get TOO much for me, will yOu?-Terre HdUte
Erpies3.
''CoNDUcroR," said the nervous passenger,
osher end of tn CT Inc er >aw man carry
such an outfit of guns AMI knives before"
'Don't be uneasy replied the con iucto7,
ssurinZly; me is mlnist'r of the gospel GA
his way u Oklalo ma, -wh re he will cond let
open air services. - LstncJt .7Juradl
GENTLEMAN to village cobbler)-what's that
fri 'nds
Cobber--It's snuff-catarrh snuff.
G -ntie nan Is it any gOo1? I'm somewhat
troubles tnat wav myself
Cob der wit m air OF man who could say
more Il he chose We'll, I've hal ca.ar-h for
nore'n thirty ars, an I've n.ver took nothtn'
fer it but this. -E0Jcl.
FIRST Ac1rAroa (lolefuTvl-Have You heprd
the news aboLt Alljaw? Tae poor fellow is
breaking up fast
Second AgitlJor (curiouslyl-Whv, what's the
matter vita i'm? l saw uim yesterday and ne
looEed all right.
First Agila, or-Yes, he looks all right,
know. but pas ed his house w d lesday morn
ing and .ar hi n tel his wife tlat he had
been looking for work. hitaieip ia lnqui or
"wHY all these people talk about cigar
cites affecting the bwai D., dontcherSnOw?" said
De DuIington to a brl hit you g woman.
'Beca s. they are generally supposed to
have That effect, l believe" said the young
lady.
But" said the young man, Il am quite suah
t ey never affect my vain, and l lave used
the n foA years"
Pos IDLY not, Nr. De Dudington, but have
70 doubt they Id the be It the5 could under the
Circumstance Ne cttn' TrHU Ter