Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1889-10-31
ruEY SAT-

TUhH HAI
That you shoald NOT jadss . man By
his dress.
That the matrimonial market ID ON =
decline In Iuka.
That aext Tuesday will BE- election
day. Aud then-whatP
That charity begins 1t home. Yea
but don't lss Il stay there.
That Walter Mckinney resembles
the ''Last rose d summer"
That orr merchants arc looking sath.
or blue. What's the masserp
That Il takes very little money to
turn weak young mans head.
Thai enc Of the candidates got Lost
In the woods last Saturday night.
That Carroll Harris will be the next
Treasurer d Tishom,ngo soanty.
That people Who call each other liars
ofssn get hurt Tor telling the truth.
That sosd vile b fortuss to !
man. Yes. especially II she Il poor.
That We now have Park in Iuka.
The next thing u to get the blue bird.
Thas doctors ars happisat In polite
society. They arr paid for making
calls.
That the moro pets IN old maid has
the more pestish Tie cd maid u apt
to DO.
That the kiss Of . virtuous woman l.
swsetsr than hoaey. Wisk ~ had some
honey.
Thss they call him ''Brosher" Henry
and "Uncie" Hsnry nov. SometAisx
10 going % happen.
That every one gets . mouthful Of
education IN this county, bat scarcely
any one gets full meal. "a
That he WAS singing. "wait till the
clouds roll BY. $suDis." Bat We don't
believe ber name 10 jennie.
That Bud Jourdan has Joined the
''dude" brigade. But hs VIII always
- ready to seli ron anything il his
line.
That every one Of TIC candidates
would be elected TO their respective |
Offices II the women we're allowed 70 |
vote.
That zethirg b % good for An r. |
norant man ~ silence. But II hs was[
sensible Of this he would not b. ~
uoi ant.
That The fence around the sprisg lot
y n . dum6ustisassd condition. and
that tbs hogs have takes posssssion Of
The springs.
That the last resort OF man Il to
Dwear ana daub ths town with carmins
paint; Vt woman fair 70 tear her hais
Ind cap the oiizlax with faint.
That they use websssr's Unabridged !
Dictionary in the 1. N. I. Well W
Ihoald smile. judging from the way
hat two Of the young Ms1 scholars
No s'spitting" sut big words.
Thas swoms1s Rights doA't take /
vsry we'll N Iaka. E,stsn 70 the old I
baoheior's eOliloquy:
"Whene'er % woman, biess her heart,
The riKht n vote tho law accords,
In pciitics she'ii sale ~ psrry
The equal u crestton1s lords;
And, dOu5t1ese. lively times we1peee,
As NOON - bhe vete controls
For everywhero there's sure to BE-
A deal Of DUGTLE ct the polls.r
That this y good advies Tor youne
polit,e.an: Eyes, b . polstician; but
Ssar this iaet II msnd: don't try to
pall : wirs. ~ SOY, that's * H. barbsd
wire kidd"
That nothing takss b Iuln except
noney Now llsten % ~ Wail 4 ~ |
moneylase menr-
Go 70 the bank, where Maumoh has toldI
nis hendreds and thousands o. silver |
aud gold;
Whore ssie irom ~ Assas sttke STAYING
Nm - upon pm q tie slittsriax ors |
Walk up 70 ths counter, - 1hsrs yoa \
TN scSr i iiSs. s,.w .ld ..d y,.r h.,r |
turns Qr0S
And yoa'Il and q The bank not ono Of !
the clan,
With money 70 lend 70 moneysess nan.
Thes ssIgaal poi vim - sreetsd o. !
Main strest. Wkea - ri DAG \
hoisted thsu y ~ time 70 ask your
lrisaa - s'sass - eystopensr; :" hus /,
whea ths tIaok ~ eses y 'tAsre VII |
- mosio h ~ air. !"
- - IN satsre1 - plaaass
md hunble hone - - gysseee WITH
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