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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-05-23
Proverbisl Philosophy.
ADDITIONS TO SOLOMON AND IMPROVE.
MENTs ON TUPPER.

MENTs ON TUPPRR.
Vinegar helps digestion, but sour
temper ruins IL.
Wait till after dinner before you fall
out with the cook.
How beautiful are the feet of her that
bringeth in a good dinner.
Women insist on raising bread because
they think it will be kneaded.
Before picking quarrel with the gas
man, buy gallon of kerosene.
A soft yet persistent answer turneth
away borrowing neighbor.
You cannot measure mans daily
walk by the thickness of his carpet.
Many woman is expert with crayons
who is not skillful in drawing tea.
There may be too much of good thing
of salt in the soup, for instance.
It is vain for you to rise up early II
the kitchen chimney will not draw.
Let me make the bread Of nation,
and I care not who makes its pies.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, then
neatness is side by side with piety.
A stitch in time saves nine-but this
was said before the sewing machine was
invented.
The foolish man maketh haste to re-
move his winter flannels, and pneumonia
taketh their place.
When man disagrees with you. it is
often best to leave him alone. The same
is true of rich food.
It is better to lock the stable door after
the horse is stolen than not to lock it at
all. It may save the COW.
Caesar had his Brutus and Charles I.
his Cromwell, but neither Of them ever
encountered the carpet.bag.
Figures in the arithmetic do not lie !;
but the figures in cookbook sometimes
represent indeterminate equations.
Seest thou man rosy in his cheek,
joyful in spirit and amiable in all his
ways? He hath taken good cook to
wife.
II you borrow, you must lend; there
fore whatever you are unwilling that
men should borrow of you, borrow not
of them.
Don't put out your furnace fire till the
sun is ready to take its place. A ton of
coal at $3.50 is cheaper than doctors
bill OF $50.
The bread of sorrow is leavened with
error, mixed with imprudence, kneaded
with perversity, and baked in the oven
of dissipation.
Give not that which is useful to the
pigs, neither cast away stale bread which
may possess the promise and potency OF
a good pudding.
Flattery is foolishness, and whosoever
is deceived thereby is not wise; never.
theless the discreet woman may use q
little of it for her husbands sake.
Elbow.grease has an honorable name
and is not to be derided nevertheless
the clothes. wringer and the carpet.
sweeper are very popular in this coun.
try.
The cheese.parer is an object of scorn
yet he layeth up of his substance against
a rainy day, while the wasteful man
journeyeth toward the poor.house.
There are as yet more things in heaven
and earth than have been dreamed of in
hash but the resources for novelty in
its combination are fewer than they
have been.-Good Housekeeping.
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A Great Battle

Is continually going on in the human
system. The demon of impure blood
strives to gain victory over the constitu-
ton, to ruin health, to drag victims to
the grave. A good reliable medicine
like Hoods Sarsaparilla is the weapon
with which to defend ones self, drive
the desperate enemy from the field, and
restore peace and bodily health for many
wears. Try this peculiar medicine.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-05-23
Pueblo. Colorado.

The maps and statistics Of this city can
hardly keep pace with the constant
advance, and the new additions have
been so rapid that map ef 1883 is al
ready antiquated. Buildings of large
and costly character are going up in
every quarter, and every one seems de.
sirous Of improving his property either
to live in or to rent 1t for business or
residence property, and no one seems to
care about selling unless to parties who
will improve. The oklahoma people of
a substantial character, who went there
honestly seeking homes and who found
themselves crowded out by spectators
and thugs, have now in large numbers
turned their attention to the Arkansas
valley and San Luis Valley, Colorado,
which are both tributary to Pueblo, and
the white tents Of thousands of home
seekers now dot the fertile soil around
Pueblo. 1t is estimated that before 1889
is over, fifty thousand new farms will be
opened up in these two valleys. Mr..
John A. Collins writes that money can
now be used in an absolutely safe man.
ner in Pueblo and an investment guar
antees on loans at 8 per cent, and in
some cases 10 per cent. for building pur-
poses. He knows the country and its
capabilities thoroughly, and has become
perfectly familiar with all modes of safe
investment in Colorado. We recon-
mend without any hesitation any of our
friends in Highland county or elsewhere
who have any inclination to make in
vestments in Colorado to intrust the
same to John A. Collins with the assur-
ance that the same will be honestly and
safely looked after and will be a paying
investment for the Ohio parties. Per-
sons who have money to loan either as
individuals or in combination with
others will find it to their interest, If
they mean business and do not write
out of idle curiosity, to address John A.
Collins, 420 Santa Fe Avenue, Pueblo,
Colorado, for information and to make
said loans to proper parties and secure
the same.
The difference between Pueblo and
many other western cities consists in
this: That iii railroad and distributing
center, and gateway to both the plains
and mountains. Many cities are mere
stations on the routes to other points,
but Pueblo occupies position to the
Rocky Mountain region such as Kansas
City does to the West and Chattanooga
does the South. 1t will be the largest
city between Kansas City and San Fran
cisco. Has no use for booms, or wild
speculative excitement, but with its
enormous smelters, great steel works,
sampling works and all varieties of in
dustries, and situated in fertile valley
with network of railroads, it grows
with marvellous rapidity under the blue
skies of Colorado. The climate is per-
fection, restoring health to the invalid
and giving vigor to all. Pueblo has a
newspaper press worthy of all invitation,
and it stands Gin season and out of sea-
son" firmly for the city and State. Its
people also work with unanimity together
and do not discourage any enterprise if
| worthy,
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RocKwooD, Mich, Feb. 6, 1882

RocKwooD, MICH, Feb. 6, 1882
]. M. LOOSE RED CLOVER Co. Il have
used your Fluid Ext. Red Glover Bios
SONS, prescribed by DR.. A. l. Sawyer,
Monroe, Mich, and have received great
benefit from the same, after having suf-
fered great deal for years.
Respectfully.
HELEN G. MILLIMAN.
For sale by w. r. Smith q Co., drug
gists.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-05-23

A Montgomery (Pa.) farmer has colt
that has learned to ring the farm bell
by catching the rope in his teeth and
prancing back and forth. He knows,
too, when to ring it; at daybreak to
awaken the farm hands and at noon to
call them to dinner, and is never five
minutes late or early.
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Pasteur Ought 70 KNOW II.

The opinion is spreading rapidly
among tho leading physicians through
out the world that there is no such dis.
case as hydrophobia. A nervous disorder
as the result Of fright is thought to be
what is called hydrophobia. - Cyclone
Republican.
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Lewis Lynde, OF Montour county, Pa,
has a big mastiff that saved his house
from destruction by fire. The family
were absent, when spark from the
stove set the kitchen flour on fire. The
dog managed to upset a pail partly filled
with water, and SO extinguished the
blaze.
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TOLEDO, O,

JIM. LOOSE RED CLOVER Co., Detroit
Gents: commenced taking your Ex-
tract Red Glover two years ago, for
erysipelas, and have not been troubled
since. 1t is hereditary with me. Think
,kou have the best blood medicine known.
= Yours truly, w. M. SEIBERT.
For sale by w. R. Smith & Co., drug
QistS.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-05-23

I In commenting on the giant stride
Which electricity is now making Prof.
Elisha Gray establishes the fact that a
greater advance has been made in the
last twenty years than in all the 5000
historic years preceding. More is discov-
cred in one day now than in 1000
wears of the middle ages.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-05-23

It now looks a. If the blue ribbon on
the papers containing appointments for
Cincinnati parties would suffer from the
accumulation Of dust before the Presi-
dent has time to sign the papers.
Hasn't somebody dbbed?
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y There is now on exhibition at Port
land, Ore, a horse weighing nearly 5000
pounds. He is five years old, stands 2oa
hands high. His head is 36inches long,
II inches longer than aflour barrel. He
is Clydesdale, and is perfect in proper
ton.
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The following appeared on the canvas
cover of an emigrant wagon which passed
through Kansas City for the new terri.
tory "Chintz. .bugged in Illinois, siclon.
ed in Nebraska, white.capped in In
diana. bald -knobbed In Missouri, pro.
hibited in Kansas, Oklahoma or bust I"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-05-23

When Baby was sick, we gave her castolia'
:, When she was q Child, she cried for Castoria'
J When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria'
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
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The camp ground at Petosky, Mich,
contains 300 buildings and seventy-five
more are soon to be added. The Chau-
tauqua assembly begins there July "a.
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The Best

Remedy for Stomach, Bowel, or LIVER
Complaint, Is Ayers Pills. They are sold
everywhere, recommended by leading ply.
sicians, and are the best known and most
popular pills in the market.
Al. Kiser, Jr., Rock House, Va, says: "wher,-
ever am troubled with constipation. or suffer
from loss Of appetite, Ayers Pills set me right
again"
Mrs. M. L. Coder, 2. NJ, Idaho Ter, certifies:
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quently remark to my husband that II he wishes
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Pills"
James Quinn, 90 Middle ST., Hartford, Conn.
writes: 81 have used Ayers Pills for the past
thirty years and consider them an invaluable
Family Medicine.
know of no better remedy for liver troubles.
and have always found them prompt cure for
dyspepsia"
Having been subject, for years. to constipa-
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last tried Ayers Pills, and deem 1t both duty
and pleasure to testify that I have derived
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past have taken one of these pills every night
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q. W. Bowman, 26 East Main st., Carlisle, Pa.
"Iwas troubled with indigestion. constipation,
and headache, for years. A few boxes Of Ayers
Pills
benefited me wonderfully, so that my health Is
perfect"-w. II. Strout, Meadville, Pa.
Sold by oil Druggists and Dealers in Medicine
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DISEASES OF THE
THROAT.

Blood Diseases, In
clucing Scrofula, Tu-
mors, Chronic Ulcers,
drumming Sores) and
many cases Of genuine
Cancer cured by Blood
Remedies. Skin Dis
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ing forms. Nervous Dis
eases, such as Neural
gia, Prostration, and
Failing Vitality, Dis
eases of the Head,
Throat, and Lungs, In
cluding Catarrh.
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DISEASES OF THE
SKIN.

Nasal and Throat
Chronic Bronchitis and
Consumption. Dieases
Of the Heart, Liver KID
neys, and Bladder. Eli
cient Treatment for Dys-
pepsia In its varied
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and a hts Disease
Guaranteed cure of
Rheumatism, Acute or
Chronic. Long stand
ing cases can now be
cured as pomptIy N
those more recent.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-27

dress. while that containing the fan
went to a lady customer of ours aha
returned it next day, and tI,eA wait.
cd TO hear FROM yau, having, as re-
marked; forgotten your address"
II never discovered that there was
anything wrong about the parcel
received" returned /. 81 sent it i'm
mediately unopened to the !a,iy fpr
whom it was purchased as q Christ
mas present."'
":.Ahd your card inside! near me,
how very Unfortunate"
What did tlm parcel contain?"
/ ,,,lnan,lel.
well, sir. there were, if Ircmemlcr
Alright, a blonde fi,lse front, a rubber
brush FOR cleansing and polishing
inlsc teeth, some complexion enamel,
French rouge, and"
"Grcal al.le.HG;,iem!" involuntari-
y exclaimed, sinking on ~ counter
stool; 'and that parcel went Will.
my card toto Miss Ryugs!'
:! see it all Mow!'
Nv. Lilly offered protisc apologies,
and suggested that should take
either the fan. which had been kept
intact Tor mo, or the 500 which I
had paid for it. told him that
would see him later, and at once
rushed off to the office of my friend,
Harry Dillon, whom ] iouna very
glad tosee nae, and to whom related
tho whole story.
Fancy me sending sucl, present
TO Miss Byngsw F'exclaimed wiping
the cold moisture from my brow.
"Thc wonder is that sl. did not have
me assassinates! outright. And ais
for Celes.inc, Why, she must have set
plc plc down as a tool, say, Harry, tho
anly hopo now is an explanation to
Miss I'yngs herself Shall | write to
her nt once and explain the natter"
"My dear fellow, letter would
scarcely reach her. She llns heen lei.d
these six months "
Dead. tati Gylestinc"
l.. Ter heircss, and is still living in
the same house on Sharon Terrace,
, With an OLD 'a'!y companion who was
hey s.vesness."
That evening when sent up my
e"r'l to Cclcstine l brcatlilessIy
awaited her appearance.
How would she receive mea My
heart beat almost to suffocation as /
heard her light step OH the stair.
The door opened, We each looked
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-27
Danced Forty Miles,

A young civil engineer who came
home to Buffalo last week after
months expidition through the Black
Hills with a government surveying
party, told the following story:
"One evening last summer We
pitched camp, and after supper, the
commanding officer in the party or
dered me to make detour to q cer-
tain point further north. The dis.
tance by theroad was told to take
was believed to be about four miles,
but to get it exactly was given a
pedometer to carry in my pocket.
On the way / came to a small mining
settlement, and a dance was going on
in the biggest saloon. As had plen-
ty oftime ON my hands went in and
joined in the dance and never rested q
leg until midnight, l then proceeded
tofinish my detour, got back to camp,
and turned in. In the morning Twas
asked to report, and without a
thought handed over my pelometer.
The officer looked ut itin amazement,
and then exclaimed Forty -four miles!
Where on earth did you go last night"
I was perplexed at first myself, and
could not explain my wonderful re.
cord, and it was not until later that
/ recalled the dance, but l can't be-
lieve that danced 40 miles in q sin
gle evening.-Buffalo Courier.
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you tbink abe would like me any bet.

you tbink she would like me any bet.
ter, 4 aarling?"
- don't know of but one thing by
which amt could be propitiated by
any person to whom she had taken
"a dislike" said Celestine, mourniully.
oiiosa sana 4eat dear you are not able to
"But tell me what it is, my lover"
And then she told me, with a little
touch of higll-minded scorn for her
aunt's weakness, that tllat lady was
very fond of receiving handsome
presents. and always treated the
donor of such with great favor, even
ifshe had previously dislikcd him.
In fact, she had wanted hcr-Celestine
to marry old Maj. Shanks for no
other reason than that he was nl-
ways making herself handsome pre-
sents.
Upon this suggestion ! decided to
act. Christmas was near ut hand,
m occasion most suitable for carry
ing my plans into effect. l said
nothing to Cclestine, but commenced
by saving up all the money l could
spare for the purpose even to doing
without new hat going tempor-
aril into debt to my washerwoman;
and with the cash thus saccumuiated
repaired on Christmas eve to the fash.
ionable establishment OF Lilly, White
4 To. Here ] invested in an elegant
fun, inclosed in an ivory box and per-
tumed with altar of roses, for which
Ipaid 500.
placed my card inside, ordered
the parcel to lie sent to my lodgings,
and on its arrival had.k conveyed
just as it was to Miss .c. Byngs,
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RECORD OF CASUALTIES.

The costumes offlve girls rehearsing for
Christmas cantata in Detroit. Mich, caught
fire. Jennie Lancashire was burned to death
and the other four mortally but not futally
injured.
Two brothers named Berglund were in.
stantly killed in the Cleveland mine Mt Isll-
peming Mich. They were endeavoring to
discover why certain blast of dynamite
had not exploded, when the discharge sud-
denly took place.
John Sullivan, Charley johnson Ia Fin.
lander), both unmarried, and Andrew Adam
sky, Polish lad, II years of age, were
blown to pieces while at work blnsting at the
Osceola mine ut Calumet Mich. 1t il sup.
posed that q cap exploded while being set
ior n blnst, setting Off 16 sticks of hercules
powder. aud blowing the bodies OF tho unfort-
lnate miners to atoms.
John Munscn, a farm hand. was fatally in.
jured by the accidental explosion OF his shot
gun while out hunting neur Sioux Falls, S. D.
No one was near when the accident occurred.
He was found by a pnssipg larmer. The
shot entered just above the right temple,
causing nm exposure OF the brain. His eye
was also torn to pieces, while his jaw and
right thumb were lacernted. He is still alive,
but it is IL mystery to the doctors attending
how he has managed to live rs long ~ he
has.
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1could not avoid noticing on my

c,u,ll not o,,o;l nnt;,;nc. ~, ,,,,,
" NV so ~ 'o i.5 III TX TX
introduction to her thesH; stIansr
contrasta, ana became SO interested
In indcavoring to solve in my own
mind the problem of her nge that /
fear stared more than should have
done. At any rate, Miss Byngs un-
doubtedly then and there contracted
nm aversion for ma which ,1t nil mi
Subsequent 'deferentiaI attentions
were sufficient to overcome
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No. 13 Sharon Terrace. From the
retirement of the park shrubbery op-
posite the house satisfied myself
that it was honestly delivered, and
then went home, pirturing to- myself
the surprise and delight ofCelcslina
when she saw the parcel opened and
my card lying within.
For twodays ! waited, hoping that
Miss I'yngs would either send IL note
or in some other way acknowledge
my present. But notlin" of the kind
occurred, and on the third day, I'M
able to bear Il lc niger separation from
my darling, proceeded to make 4.
call Mt the house,
10 mysmprisci was stihly inform
ed by the servant that both ladies
desire tn be excused. Then l waited
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road. the judgement in which fell. short of lis
expectation, and since that he hes beea try.
ing to vent his spite on the compeuy By ~:
ing to wreck trains. Several times his devil
try was discovered just In time to prevent s
horrible cataatrophs. :.
At San Francisco Milo Ballabosich, sla-
vonian, who had been suffering from gripping
In the abdomen, b.came insane nom pain
and while in that condition cut out his In
testines. Early in the morning his room
mate was awakened, and standing on the
floor was Ballabosich with horrible gnsh
in his abdomen and blood streaming on the
hoor. His room mate notified the officers,
and on their return they found Ballabosich
standing in the middle Of the room In lake
Of blood tearing out his vitals and cutting
them of1 In sections and throwing them on
the floor.
W. H. Bartram, barrister, solicitor, etc.,
OF London. Can, has been arreated at Chi
cago on the charge Of kidnapping The
warrant for Dartram's arrest was sworn out
by j: McCroskey, who said that the warrant
was based on an attempt made by two men
to kidnap nine-y e-yyear.old girl named Bessie
Cameron, whose mother had been making
her home with his family for months, and
that it was instigated by Mr.. Bartram. who
was acting as counsel for Lndwig Cameron,
managing editor Of the London CAM Ad.
vertiser. The little girl is the daughter Of
Alexander Cameron, formerly night editor OF
that paper and who is now an inmate Of o
canadian lunatic asylum. The little girl is
heir to $4,000 and Mr.. McCrosLey says
Ludwig Cameron has been endeavoring 10 get
possession of her for some time. A warrant
has also been sworn out Tor tho arrest OF
Cameron.
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'irandpa, what makes cat tread
sottly?' asked little Tommy Findout Of
his aged relative Us the pair sat down
to improve their minds when the even.
ing lamps wcrc lighted.
ut is a faculty provided by an all
wise creator. my son. which enables
the cat to walk softly" replied the old
man us he laid down his paper and
beamed on the youthful seeker after
knowledge.
"Au members OF the cat tribe are
endowed with q noiscless tread which
greatly facilitates their capturing theis,
prey. You have doubtless noticed
that the pedal extremities of the feline
are furnished with soft, velvety balls
Or coverings instead OF hoofs. These
balls extend below the claws, which
are drawn up when not in use, en-
abling the cat to walk across board
floor without the slightest noise"
"Oh. that isn't what makes q cat
tread softly" said Tommy, when the
old man had finished.
mo? What is it. thenP" asked
grandpa
"Rats,n replied the boy. while o
happy. happy smile lit up his ingenu-
aus face.
Shortly after that Tommy went to
bed and the sound of sobbing was
heard tar into the night.
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l GLANCED up and saw that was
opposite the establishment of Lilly,
White-& -&Co.
II do remember making such u
purchase. am MIR. Claude Davin-
ant, to whom the fan was sent from
your store"
"Thank you sir. There was some
mistake about it and We have been
unable to find you since. Please be
good enough to step in and see Mr..
Lilly, sir. This is MIR. Lilly"
And in " few excited words he Wild
ly explained to the senior partner.
"ics. sir" said MIR. Lilly, blandly;
II do recall your facc. though we were
so unfortunate as to forget your
name and address after the delivery
of tho parcel, You see, your card by
some mistake got into the wrong
parcel. which was sent to your ad-