The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-13
Brig / BIS.

A CAREFUL STUDY Of ancient AMI modern
plates veas the fact that mother E e wore
Dotn the nj, dern ball costume and bathing suit,
and that she wore them both at once.-Terre
Hdute ECUreSs.
UNFORTUNATE AGREEMENT. -''What are your
C ildren quarreln ABOUT intnuallyi'
Nv ny, loI see, they So Of one heart and
mind. Wh teEer one wants tie other always
wants too - Fitegenie after.
Il SUPPOSE you are rea " to substanta'e any
stat m, n your pap ~ ,l4Kes?" said an angry
loo linz caller 10 the editor.
on, yes; we ha - the com 1ositors prove
eve ythi & that is set .''-iVdsupgtOn Cap
HAVE you heard that an American h iress,
wo nllion of dclars, is coming over here
Baron head over ears in debtl-by Jove! Then
must 20 and have my har curled. berlin
IdJzettuRg.
ENAM0eED swAIN-For you darling, 81 wao
lay me doom and dee
Practlca malden-That sort of thing is clear
out OF date, Willie. What girl wants now is
man VINO is willing to get up aid hustle for her.
-Iefre HdlGte h.r yess
Clara blushed, ana seng that George took
nj tAe scissors fro the table, sne murm ired:
NaJ, u Orge, never mi the sci ,sors; re il
Is Nahi sue re oV6i an atfl iauy switch taSe
II; II cost me $40, but sucn love as you i
worth far more than that. "-bOst0n Irans-
sc i0t.
WIcKwTRE-What have you got your coat all
toned u for. Yao ley? You surely are
MOI suffering from he cod this warm eve lin -
. ha"sley-I n go'n- 10 see my best girl, an
I've got on ecKte she bought for me the
other day at dry goods store. -Terre Hdmte
Express.
Ma. MADISON STREETE-Well, hury up, hurry
up, Wei b, ate tue III me-, as usual.
Mrs. Madison SGreete-BdJ, dear, | can't find
the waist to my new DIR SIS!
Mr.. Madison Streete-Probably slipped down
q era k somewhere Wear my silk suspenders
they II do.-Tofedo Blade.
AN HONEST EFFoRT.-Nephew Crying to make
good Representatives,, this port is ex
celent.
Uncle-Well, should think so; it is so years
Old.
Nephew-By Jove you don't say SOL What
superb Vine 1t must nave been once.-L0e.
DID you ever see any of these mini read
ers: sud young SmitnKlus to youn ".
hibitOns -
II don't believe there is anything in it. I
allow an9 ene OF he n TO try an raj my mind,
and do yoJ know he COULDN'T at an?"
WnicI is IN W sur rising" was all the
young lady said -JVdshtnot0t Capital
CRY BREAKFASTS. Mr.. Hay eed lat a city
hoteD Ny gracious! Marer! Wake up! Wen
be TOO late for 5r fast!
Mrs. HaysetI-Wny, Joshua, it's dark vet
cant he 1t, Marier. they must nave
br ak ,ast early here l just heard man
knoc6ln atthe TO tn next to us an telin' 'em
1t WAS O'Clock. He forgot us an it's lucky |
NaNe easy. just tell you, the Q ere city folks
doAt wa te no time gettln' to work. "-AeW
Hork Weeks o.
" CLARA" lie exclaimed, laying his hand upon
his cardiac region, 81 have long loo ed forward
to IS op ortunIJy to It'll You that l love you
With all tue ardJr of ia ure free from gun
and dupllcity. Say the little word, Cara
%hlc1 snI.l IN Ike ne the happl.st of men. Or
II your maid5l mo lesty seals your raoy ips
i've me some littls Keep ,aNe which all
mutely say Cnat my owe is returned, ami wnic /,
sAal be cJnsta 1t reminder of I'll, my hour
OF happiness. ay. Let it be one of You
II o.; S, just oAe little lock of your fra
grant hair"
10 ABtAHAM LINCOLN, ArtemuS Wards book
was never-falInk fountain OF fun OF the
qlain. spell All the si1e-spl tt n 10 les in A.
W.rdS CON dunn of hum1r, the President
liked TO t,tla with q gr We Sta non to waom
Ia was mer was of raw material. On a
r,aln Sunday. always Lii lcola's Jay for relax
u ion, he said, ''StAnt N, find heap OF run in
\. Wards BOOK" Yes" laid Stanton dryly,
out ha. do you think of that cha pie in wuic a
h makes tuh of y vi? Mr. Llncoin quickly re.
plrd, stanton, To save my Ii e [ 0et co lid
see any 'aumor III that cnapter."-L pptncott s
-MdJuztHe.