The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-27
A QUIET PICNIC.

reached Bibbsville on Friday even
ing, and had hardly entered the queer
old place when learned that there was
to be picnic out at 1.-THE falls" the next
day. Everybody was as much excited
as on the eve of a Fourth of July, and
the colored people could hardly hold
themselves down. The Widow Baker,
at whose house 1 found lodgings. had
been cooking for the last three days, and
it was with fitting sense of dignity that
she informed me of the fact that she was
"the committee boss on vittles to eat"
During the evening a number of men
dropped in, and after bit the commit
tee on arrangements got together to per-
feet some details.
"Now, then, you Jim," said the chair
man, as he finished making some notes
ON piece of paper, "you are to watch
the Babcocks-the ole man and his two
boys. They'll come fixed fur fight, and
at the fust sign of row you'll whistle
the committee together and pile on to
EN-"
"Krect, Mr.. Simmons" answered Jim,
who was the village blacksmith.
"And you, Tom-you are to watch the
Harpers-the three boys. The ole man
is sick and won't be yere. Them BOYS is
on the shute, you know, and hev got to
be squelched right on the go off,"
81 kin lick the hull passle of 'em, Mr..
Simmons" confidently replied Tom, who
kept one of the general stores.
"And you, Henry-you kinder keep
walking around and hev yer eye out fur
everybody. If you see airy man draw his
gun, jump right on to him. We can't
hev the glorious festivities of this festivi-
ous occasion knocked eandwise by any
onery conduct"
When asked under what auspices the
picnic was to be given, one of the COM
mittee replied
"Wall, the three or four kinds of re-
Hgun around yere hev sort o. Clipped in
together, and I'm bound tharll be right
smart of sinners besides"
AT an early hour next forenoon l re-
paired to the grounds, two or three miles
away, and found a good many people be-
fore me. Every sort of vehicle in use in
the south had been pressed into service,
and every sort of people and costume
were to be seen. 1t was to be day off
for old and young, and everybody looked
as if he meant to enjoy it. The place
was wild and romantic, the weather de-
ightful, and the jubilee songs of the
darkies echoed up and down the gorge.
The first cloud arose just after the crowd
had reached the ground. The chairman
of the committee on order came to me
looking very anxious and asked:
(Which 'un do you abide by?"
"What do you mean?"
(Which religun-Methodist or Bap-
tist?"
"I rather lean to the Presbyterian
Why?"
because one of the Baptists yere is
taking advantage of the occasion to try
and convart the ole man Parker. l say it
don't belong. 'Taint the time sot apart.
If he goes in then some of our Methodists
will feel to go in, too, and the whole
thing will flop over to camp meeting.
l want you to meet up with him and tell
him he's off the bridge"
Fortunately for all, the old man Parker
announced in a loud voice that he'd whip
the man who talked religion to him on a
week day, and the occasion didn't flop
over, as predicted. soon found the
Babcocks,. father and two sons. They
were plain, honest looking folks, with
nothing of the ruffian or desperate in
looks or actions, and we had been talk
ing for quarter of an hour before any
thing was let slip. Then one of the boys
| announced:
"Say, pop, ole jackson is yere."
"He ar, eh? How's he conductin'?"
ooh, sorter."
"Well, if he'un wants to be healthy
he'll walk soft. l don't want to kick up
no row around yere, cause it's feste-
nous occashun, but he'un mustn't pre-
sume."
"And Jerry Baker is yere, too, pop,
added the boy.
"How sasserfrous. fur the likes of
jerry to show up yere! How's he con-
| ductin?'
"Fairish."
"Well, don't you shute onless he draws
fust. It's festemous occashun, and dead
folks lying around takes off the edge OF
a pusson's appetite"
"And Tom Straker is over thar, pop,'
continued the son.
docs he'un dare show up yere as big
as life? How'she conductin'?'
"Tolerable."
"Then tell Jack to go slow. Jack wants
a pop at him, and it's his bounden duty
to hev it, but he needn't be so awful
hurryish about it. If thar's any row yert
the ole woman will be sartin to cotch a
bullet, and then We'll hev her to wait on
all the fall. Am right, stranger2"
"You arel'
'Tain't the occashun fur shootin'?"
'No."
'Thats what say. Let's enjoy our
selves as much as possible doorin' tht
day, and then do our shootin' an KILN
on the way home"
By and by found the three Harper
boys smoking their pipes under a tree
and one of them put a revolver out ol
sight as came up.
Eyes, it's fine day." said Henry, thu
oldest, land l hope ther' won't be NJ
misbehaving.
"Why should there be?"
"Well, that ar Ben johnson hai
showed up an ar steppin' too high fur {
feller of his breedin'. I've bin wantin' {
pop. at him fur some time, an If he come
rubbin' around l can't say as I'm goin
to hold back"
"An' thar's Hi Bowman out thar a
blowin's as to how fur he kin jump" ad
ded the second brother. II owe him ont
fur shootin' at me from behind a bush
las summer, an if he gifts too peart
they'll hev to carry him home in a cart.
"Oh, shet" growled the younger
brother in disgust. "You'uns is allus fun
KILN. What's the use? Hain't Other
folks got rights? Do we own this yer'
airth? If anybody orter feel sorter It'll
me. Hain't that young Davis chinnin
my gal out thar? Hadn't l orter go righ
out an begin to pop at himl But l don
l..