The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1889-01-16

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Felt Want, Etc, Etc. HOW II
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III going to the dry goods store, she salo. ttG oo
May 90 with you, my pretty maid? angrily,
You may if you'll wait outside, she said pig pen.
How long shall wait for you' my pretty The rro
Until look over the samples she said. his windo
had chalke
And how many samples; my pretty d mad' frs for sal
Some of calico, OF silk, some or Plque - - -
some of linen OF lawn some OF vevet- wnen ns
ribbons. trimmings, buttons, gloves, laces, changed
embroideries- Detroit FIR
cannot 60 with you, he goommily said Amin
Bobby
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49,, ~ ,..e,> ,.A1n hor 1ou Mr.. Feat
should never ridicule the deformlties OF oIr an
others; they cannot help their msfor- 90
tunes, yon know" 1oa poI
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john" NJ Ees
II hope to thunder it isn't that cross Mr. r Ca
eyed Mrs Weeder. 1t lives me the you. yTeao ~"
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Small Brother-"Where did you get Robbv n
the cake, AnneF' =. no: she sa
Small Sister-sMother gave it to me-" ston cloc
small Brother-'Oh She always gives make it los
you more than me-. Bazar.
ing to put mustard plasters on us when VIII
we 90 to bed tonight, and I'll ask her ooh N
to let you have the biggest I"-o1" ''a"' you"
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time for m
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They were at the theatre and she had 81 shan
eaten, at dinner, some around dc
soup with the flavor of onion in it. Mrs. Bixby
''Oh, Mr.. Howlingswell," she said. But, j
adroitly. putting a morsel of perfumed "Oh, TX
lace and cambrlc to her face, ''do you of No. 81
notice that some near US has had the buttons al
bad taste to eat onions before coming to yard Of
the theatre to.night2" thing; ant
"Why, no, Miss Clara, I hadn't until ".ames,
you spoke. ."-Epoch. II tell !
shall be to
Long Felt Want. for"
Carnenter-"You saw YOU want bu. "Wait
reau made on a new plan" "Well,
Citizen-"Yes sir. want it made then, and
with leps. so that can get my head and 81 simp
shoulders under it." collar was
Carpenter-"yf course will fill your necktie ha
order but you might satisfy my curl "Well,
osty as to why you want a bureau made say so, lns
in that way" day, and
Citizen-"Well, I'd like to be able to
find my collar button when want 1t SomethiT
without moving the bureau. ."-Boston An anu
Courier. afternoon
Illinois.
A Suggestion. free baths
eyes" said Mrs. DePorque at a social may. have
gathering, II read the French authors attaches G
Sreat dea There is one thing about salaries fo
Them though that could never under shoes nee'
stand" so ne seate
..What is that'" asked the gentleman chair and
with whom she was conversing. commence
II can't see," replied the lady, "why "Was J
thew don't write their books in English questioned
in the first place. It would save the ''Sorry
translators so much trouble, don't you Chicagoan
think 5n-Nerctuat Tyuceer. The shi
Mason say
Not Reduced to Want. piles of she
81 desire to insert this small adver- ae1ly tne
tiscment in your paper tomorrow morn "n;a Nc
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looking it over, Twill 60 among the .,.n"a m1,,,
wants." No. rna;or;
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'Then sir" said the young lady from aae ioot 70
Boston, haughtily ''you need not insert Ps.a- tho
it, 1 simply wish situation as COVER @ 'us usu
ness. That is all. 1t is not case of '"y'0" o'"'
want. Is there any newspaper printed
In English in this place2"-Caie@g0 Tri- uso,
bune. c;staoU,, -
Cheap Shopping. ing On - y
Mrs. Bliffers (reading)-"An elegant lush ia.G
winter wrap, the latest Paris STYLE can su ~
now he bought for So" niucn oet ~,
Mr. Blilfers greatly interested)- seman u,
Does it say anything about the price OF pot reG ,r
overcoats|' seuohtn,t =
Mrs. Bliffers Cooking over the paper ousnsn !
"Ie ct me see Oh, yes here it is: go .utb -
to Cheap Johns Celebrated Misft En- 5t ~ ~, ~
porium for an overcoat elegant garment,
price Sj, worth $s. Also freshly assorted W.,
Stock second hand goods, slightly soiled
neatly E.soneu n,odaTs w. Irst think 4 of the kin
A wrap for me and an overcoat for you .nui.s
can be got for S7S."-NtW YORK. WesEEy inn N opd
Ut, o,,o,tr,itv for the m
Mr.. Hankinson and Miss Kajones Guy oosl, .sl1 -
enthusiastically joining the rest of the ted mo
company in the request)-''We shall be Hom an 70 +