Omaha daily bee., 1889-10-13
BEE FLATS.

Mr.. Coburn will tall outside the breast
works.
The Nebrasllau, in every day life is a
daisy; as a Knight Templar he's a golden
rod.
The sonorous voice OF Mike Maui is heard
all over this city warbling I've Casket at
Home.n
The Douglas county grand jury and the
Chicago Cronin jury ought TO become ac-
Quainted with each other.
Time and decay threaten to do what the
Union Pacific should have done many years
ago-remove the depot cowshed.
The Nebraska thieves who carried Off a
1,300-pound trip hammer have secured steady
employment mailing campaign lies.
A religious exchange says "the idea of
pan-Congreaational council has been re-
vived." What won't these church sociable
people think of!
If consumers of city water find the liquid
rather turbid for the next few days they will
please remember that the great unwashed
have just held their convention.
General Vanderbufn is holding a surprise
in store for us. He has picked out q judge
all unto himself, who will deal out justice ac-
cordng to the standard of the roustabouts.
The yelled profits revealed by the Union
Pacific to the senatorial prying committee
did not equal the St. Louis article in tinsel
trappings, but they were gilt edged and gold
lined.
One of the fashionable colors for the COM
ing season, according to an eastern paper,
plement, if such a shade were possible, would
be s'dude's BRAIN
During the past thousand years 1900 ed
itors of the Pekin Gazette have been be-
headed. Pekin would be a good field for
Colonel Vaughn and the juvenile editor of
the hyphenatcd to emigrate to.
Ex-Secretary Bayard will be married to
Miss Mary Willing Clymer next month.
There is no special Significance IN the lady's
middle name. She is a relative of the late
Hester Ciymer, of Pennsylvania.
The rumor that the Daily Democrat will
soon consolidate with the Svenska Posten
is not we'll founded. Colonel" Jacobsen
says that such a move would ruin his polit-
ical chances and disgrace him socially.
A mob at Waycross, Ga, lynched colored
man because he threw a stone at a citizen
with whom he was quarrelling and hit by
stander. No wonder the brave Georgians
talk so much about threatened NEGRO upris-
ings." N
Vandervoort went to Hastings with pass
covering seventy chalk marked patriots-no
names were necessary. II. M. Waring hove
to with pass covering thirty-nine persons
not named on the pass. Other counties not
yet heard from. BsG
In St LOUIS Jay Gould told the reporters
that he was in favor of that city for the
worlds fair. In Omaha he declared to the
young men that he had given the matter no
thought. In one sepse of the word at least
Mr.. Gould is no jay.
A carpet trust Is reported from the east
If the operations of this benevolent organiza-
tion can be extended so as to include other
articles of furniture II will fill long felt
want in the pocketbook OF the average house,
holder at this season OF the year,
1t is said that the papers IN regard to the
site for Omaha's postofice building have
reached Washington, but by the time they
have the requisite amount Of red tape
attached to ttem it will be generally realized
that this isn't building the postofce by a
- good, big sight.
The balance of trade is largely in our
favor The Huntington millions and heiress
will remain at home for the wiater social
season at least. lmpecunlous princes with
titles for sale are convinced that marriage
without American bullion is a failure.
The county commissionerships of Chicago