The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-08
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ZION, the Washington star.
,-,ox July 25.-The friends Oh a Dig
LOND ~ sbonld never despair. II 1t Is
- - the average of o.her noses tnere Is
aOO'o 80 lam a convert to the beiler
A"ay Fi,h big noses have come TO town
thaI ll0A IT. very largest nose | ever saw
70 stay. re otherwise Insignificant coun-
belongs ~ Mr. Gladstone. 1t IS not oroop-
tenance % nojoIs nose like Evarts', nor
ing sA-'"jostic orgaa like BlalneS bou-
heavy; NC I,ass is thin all the way down the
LANCER I'll u expands into white ana
bridge - - brlb ct the end, while Goulds
solla-iOJt ,,,ltiIv at the eyebrows but tapers
osgin ;n+o a long. sharp point. Houla Sees
OIL NJ Roulanger spends IT, IL Mouiu o os
ntarestinr TO know whether lns U.s. ~ -
ln'er1 run TO points and spenoOnlnSS "
knobs. ,rosr
,.,-.,,o If these. 1t is big all over. It's
IS lAe IFS salient point, and 1t Is OF tnlcK
plsn''b breadth, and solldlty throughout;
Iii IJaG Fav in its length 1t mas wide anu
,,-ominent bridge, and when Ml. ttoo,,,.so
pIUlli - as he frequently does IN the course
of his long speeches, II s''o0
an apa 80 and critical observation OF noses
II hit that grows on man Win IN
IS a napl' 1,-;ftness Some inspired idiot
cTeuio I.artad ont to find cab No. among
one M SI oaO cahs of Paris, and wrote to the
tne ~ mont it as he pursued his frantic
P apsb Half of the people IN the french
S@ritoI did nothing for weeks aIIerWdr9
SI,t i1ol, for low numbers on caps- arrl'ou
:" paris when tle fever was at lIS
III nd watched every cab that passed
ui5Ab la1 I f0nnn mona that mad
me 80 ar of less than $4,000 or l5,OOO.
80 CIV DAYS saw a cab numbered as low
20 With the sensation of man who
"a discovered the northwest passage en-
l.a,,o1 the hack for day and TOOK IL around
seeLo,v all nv friends, none or whom had
- suG" a,',-tti1c, under a hundred. From
t-,,ri,,ersal interest taken in this partlcu-
la form of hot-weather idiocy L am led TO
baIiave that all mankind loves blu OF non
sense now and then. Let me Suggest
connarison Of noses to observers OF human
nature who are anxious for midsummer
diversion.
cprATyEss INDICATED BY THE NOSE.
The first time ever thought of noses par
ticularlv was at a dinner at the now de-
funct but erstwhile hilarious Mohlcan CLUB.
comedian-I have forgotten now whether
II was Nat Goodwin or Francis Wilson
made some sDTI VI u AlApPJ CNN az -
sighting remark about the large, dubious
ana blush nose which appertained to the
ma. son of a fiery Virginia colonel who sat
near me. The colonel blushed with embar-
rass,nent for a moment as all eyes were
turned on hin, but before anything else was
said the voice OF DR.. Richmond was heard
at the other end of the table holding forth
TO the man at his side on the subject of
ICsaS
mo other feature of the face indicates
greatness except the nose, said the doctor
emphatcaly, :" and defy you to show me
really great man anywhere in the world
whose nose is not above the average IN
size
Thought at the moment that the doctor
said this to smooth down the southern
colonel, and it Is quite likely that such was
the case, for an expression OF conscious
rectitude and suavity passed over the veter-
au's vari-colored features
But the subject OF big noses was on top
for several hours, and when / went down
town the following morning l found my
self l)Oking critically a. every nose | met.
When | encountered q great man in Europe
after that l looked eagerly at lis nose. |
excluded rCyality, for that has greatness
thrust upon it, but l was pleased to obser We
that the pink face of Bismarck was en-
belIished by big and beefy nose and that
Pasteul's proboscis was far removed from
i lnsignifcauce and conventionality. But |
8 r"yar saw a really great nose until | met
NJ. Gladstone.
GLIMPSE OF GLADSTONE's NOSE.
81 was travelling from Dublin to London
q one day in midwinter, when I was laid up
4 at Chester 1t is not far from Glad tones
q county seat, HaWardan, and | learned that
u the great liberal leader was to take the
4 London mail. | was sitting in the chilly
coffee room of the hotel, waiting for the
q tram to come in, when Mr.. Gladstone
q walked in and stretched out q pair of
Wrlnkled hands to the fire. Almost moth
h ing could be seen of his face except n
4 mighty nose. His tall and weather-beaten
a hat reS.ol on his ears and hugo worsted
scarf concealed his neck and
the lower part of his face The nose
projected and hung majestically over the
8 scarf, Ike the beak OF an eagle, except that
Il was more ma Slve than eagles beak
nave ever sen. Away back from the
bridge of his nose twiu&led par of ewes as
bright and sharp as those of larky 10
y year-old boy. He nodded and blink d his
ey-s AID wagged his nose at every one who
came INTO the room, and when he stepped
echo. '-0
e'leSt son OF the ex-premior, at a Luncheon
one day later on, aud he talked for a time
Gon9t his father.
10 hist ry of day in his life would
NV t.I MAKE very exciting reading,n he said,
1of IN DIS mode Of life he is the sirnnlesf
man IN the wogld.n
POLITICIAN IN THE HIGHER SENSE
MS proved to be the case after n MN
peT OF inquiries. The liberal leader is n
ao"Qclan first Of ali and forever. but he is
:, ioHV!cith III the higher sense of the word
n n 40 o1I'e 1lne IS given up to his party.
to.,. ing just after the Kensington vic
Ky called at his house as early as T
e.ocA uhucr the stress Of a particular hit
VI news l found Mr. Gladstone alrend :
ii of lung forth vigorously to a delepation
q H. tl.'Au tfadesnen who had waited on
81 81 i' ,,o ior some absurd reason or other. the
ito,. VA -otu most was haranguing his Wis
Sanora "i II. extraordinary vigor. Nothing
that us euthuslasn. The last speech
& Sir a1 l. neard nm deliver in the Housa wa;
iSnllly terrific in its force and no;ra H. H.
wr;.4t tooSened his collar, turned nm his
81 tnt tsVpanaS unbuttonel all but the lower
igr + tba u ms ms waste at and he was thump
II drive rI ,. vaple IN tront Of him like a pile
81 Of l., eoue mao. His voice was like the roar
# sreql,1S 'Iullged young backwoods stump
81 a TO- ana ne drove his points home with
O'ce mat was tremendous. -'-
TIE LIFE OF THE Ex-PRrN1ER
FL AK SeFy simple, as his son said He ris.s ~
oyo CLOCK, or perhaps a little Iater IL, ~
to- o I'm ana at oQce puts on the clothes he
81 EnglisI.u curing the day. Unlike mos
dresenr'l, al' he VIII have nothing to do Wit
ia Jackets so"ns, morning robes, breakfast
IVA frocl- - . "a Uhe like, but puts on his baavv