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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07

SENATOR EpMuNDs wants the govern
ment to celebrate Columbus in 1892 by
founding national university. There are
plenty of homes oflcarning already dyfounded
and only needing development. The gov
efnment has quite enough to do In its own
line and can encourage science and learn
ing in many fields beyond the reach of
universities.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07
OF THE GRAPE.

DURE JUICE OF THE CRAZE.
i The red and white wines which | pur.
chased on the spot where made, ON the Rhine
In Germany. Just the thing for the holidays.
send In your orders. | guarantee IL pure and a
good medicine for enfeehled constitutions.
PETER DORSHEIMER,
Bird-in-iiaud, Lancaster Co.. Pa.
VIII call at your house ii you send me a pos
tai. ORDER may be LETT at the Lancaster County
House nll-lmd
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07

So the colored people of Hayu do not
feel compimented by the sending of
colored Minister Douglass TO their island,
and further, the white representatives of
other powers are not disposed to take
kindly TO their associate in tho diplomatic
corps! Black President Hyppollte is hurt
TO observe that America thinks black Min
lister Douglass good enough for the black
republic. This is very interesting state
of things
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ID ELIGiOuS SERVICES WILL BE HELD
IL IN the following churches ON sunday, In
the morning at l030 in the evening at 7:lo. sun
day school at las p. IN. When the hour Is diff.
ferent II is especially noted
NEW WtHURCH-serNlces ana ounuay scnooi
tomorrow morning at thaSlsual hour In Longs
building, NO 10 North tltcen street.
CHURCH OF 0op-Corner of Prince and Or
ange.-lteV. j. III, Esterline, pastor.
PRESBYTERIAN MEMORIAL CHURcH-South
Queen street, Thomas Thompson, pastor. sun.
day school Vt l:io p. IN.
DEursCHE REFoRM-ST, JOHANNES RIRcHE-
Corner OF Orange and Mulberry streets. service
In the German Language rom O;So 10 lU q. m.
and nom . to 7:lo p. IN. sunday school from
l2:W TO l:i3 y, m.
OLfvEr BAPTIST CHuRcu-East Vine near
Duke street.-Rev. NJ trayne, pastor;
OLiNEi MiSSloS--1l East freuerlck strcst'-
Sunday school at y. m,
REFoRMED-Sr. LUKE Es-Marietta nvonue,
Rey. WIN. +. Lichliter, pastor SUNDAY schooi
nj p. IN, ,,-
UNITED BRErHRES IN CHRlsr, CoVENANT;
West orange ana Concord streets.IneN' =. w.
lintsler, pastor. fralse service at w ?; IN.
EVASGELiSAL oitohSn,-a d.; ,i AioIisn
pastor sunday schooi al p. m' ffa'so ser
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07
5cgal itntirra.

ESTATE OF JOSEPH CLARKSoN, LATE
II Of the city of Lancaster, decd. Letters of
administration ON said estate having been
granted 10 the undersigned, all persons in
debted thereto are requested 10 make imme-
diate payment, ana those having claims or
demands against the same, will present them
without delay for settlement TO the under
signed, residing at corner OF Filth and Cherry
streets, Philadelphia,
r 10 his Attorney. Administrator
d. g. EsiILFMAN noy28tdSs
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07

How few there are who are aware
That soon the gums and teeth decay,
Unless they are brushed with greatest care
With SOZODONr from day 10 day;
For this great derhifrice, we know,
VIII keep them pure and white as snow.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07
DOLLS! DOLLS!

A lovely Wax Doll, 20 inches
high, at 24c; sold everywhere
at soc. Another number at
2oc is 20 inches in height.
Over rs different patterns Of
Dressed Dolls from Ioc to SIS.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07

Stop that coughing II you do not 1t may
kill you. bottle OF DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
only costs you 2j cents, and its timely use may
save your life,
had always been much annoyed by neural.
gia and Ii zaiache. At length determined TO
as II made a perfect cure In my case.
MARKS NEW,
62 Aisquith St., Baltimore, Md.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07
To dream of a ponderons whale,
Erect on the tip of his tail
Is the sign of n storm

Wt{tVICI
Unless IL should happen 10 fall.
Dreams don't amount to much, any how. Some
stipated with no appetite, tortured with sick
headache and bilious symptoms, these indicate
that you need Dr. Plerce's Pleasant Purgative
Pellets. They will cure you All druggists.
F,SGw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07
uENRY Wolf,
FURNITURE STORE,

has rsmoved 70 1856 East King street, having
full ne OF Furniture OF every description at the
lowt II prices. Also Undertaking promptly at
tended 10. Call and examine our goods.
s&tfdK II. WOLF. 1856 East King Streetl
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07

Long freed the slave,
Chivalrous the living brave;
Peace here belongs.
Jefferson Davis dead
May this be kindly said
So dio war wrongs.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07

CITY ORDINANCE.
An. Ordinance Transferring the Public Money.
BE IL ordained by the select and Common
Councils OF the City of Lancaster, that the fol-
lowing amounts OF money are hereby trans
ferred TO Water Works General and Contingent
Fund, namely: -Four hundred dollars from
state Tax on Loans, four thousand dollars
from street Damages, and nNe thousand dol
lars from Laying water Pipes. making total
of nine thousand four hundred dollars
And IL Is hereby ordained that from tho
above sum five IN huusand dollars is appropriated
10 Water Works General aud four thousand
four hundred dollars TO tho Contingent Fund.
Ordained and enacted into a law at the City
OF Lancaster, this ith day OF December, a. D..
1850 W. K. BEARD,
President OF Common Council
DAVID l.. DEUN,
Clerk Common Council
ID. r. LONG.
President Select Council.
j. X. BARR,
Clerk Select Council
Approved December 8, 1859.
dSjtd INV EDGERLEY, Mayor,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-12-07

We carried very few Toys
over from last season, and our
stock is new, bright, and with a
number Of articles that we have
exclusive sale.
Now is the time to select, as
later we will be sold out Of
some Of the Novelties that can
not be duplicated.
Ask to see the Combination
Bank and the Spider and Fly
Game, two toys that will have
a great run.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
Aids for the Toilet

The eyebrow may be given a slight
arch and the fine line 80 much sought,
by simply pinching the hairs together
between the fingers several times a
day.
II the ear be big and obtrusive. a
loose arrangement of the hair or a few
curled locks brushed careles5ly baoI,
will help the Objectionable organ won
derfully. Never comb the hair back
from an ugly ear.
Never bite your lips to make them
red, or for any other reason. Battle
them occasionally in water with u lit
tie dissolved alum or borax. and apply
glycerine and tincture of benzoine.
Ibis will keep your lips fresh.
Never wash in warm water before
going out in the cold air. Such a
practice will roughen the skin. Warm
water should be used only before retir-
ing.
Powdered orris root is a cheap and
good tooth powder. 1t also purifios
the breath. daughters OF America
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
Patience Soreiy dried.

An amusing story is told by the New
York Times OF an uptown preacher,
whose church is the center OF one Of
the most important parishes ia Harlem.
II haG been the doctors habit for many
years 20 take light supper OF some
crackers, cheese and n glass of new ale
before retiring, and he was always
provident enough to keep half-barrel
OF the beverage in his cellar. His wife
informed him one afternoon that an
aunt OF hers, enjoyed ale even more
than the clergyman did, was on her
way to the city and would arrive ut the
parsonage the following afternoon.
"Then, my dear observed the good
man, 1--WE must get some fresh ale."
The barrel arrived the same after
noon and was carefully stored away in
the cellar until the morrow, when the
doctor intended to put spigot in it
and have it all ready for tho expected
aunt. Upon looking over his diary in
the morning the clergyman saw that
he had n wedding to attend at 1890
o'clock, 80 he dressed himself faultless-
ly, and was about going out, when his
wife suggested that he had best fix the
ale. Snatching up mallet and
wooden spigot the doctor shot down
stairs and his wife went leisurely to
the upper part Of the house. Ten min
utes elapsed and then fifteen whom the
clergyman's wife began to wonder if
her husband had gone without bidding
her adieu. She looked ut the hat-rack
downstairs and there were his hat and
ovcrcoat. Descending, the anxious
wife arrived at the foot of the collar
stairs, where scene battling adequate
description confronted her. The dig
nified clergyman was seated on the
ground with one hand closed tightly
about the end of broken spigot and
the other wringing the new ale out of
his whishers. 1t was pretty cool in tho
cellar and the drenched minister was
shivering. Looking at his wife appeal
ingly, he said:
"F-For Heavens sake, Martha,
g-g-get me b-bung."
Almost overcome by her laughter, his
wife found bung and handed it to her
unfortunate husband. He grasped it
as disheartened swimmer is said to
grab at a solitary straw, and placing it
over the broken spigOt gave 1t rap
with the mallet, intending 10 drive both
into the hole and thus stop the leak.
But he struck too hard. The spigot
went clear in, and SO did the bung, but
the latter in its passage split the slaves,
and, with the rush of Il small cloudburst,
the ale flew all over the clergyman and
wetted him to the skin. An escape was
made from the cellar. When a dry
part OF the house WAS reached tho
turned to his wife and re-
Martha, darn that aleu-
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
A Smart Indian.

To the Cherokee Indian Sequoyah we
owe the most intellectual feat accomplished
on this continent. Sequoyah was born in
lN0, and brought up as an Indian He mel
Their read or spoke the English language,
and all his knowledge of written and
printed speech only served to make him ac.
qualnted with the fact that in some way,
by the signs OF letters, language could be
expressed. Meditatpg between 1909 and
ISL ON the sub! ect. he Devised a system by
when his own language could likewise he
reduced TO print For each syllable of his
own speech he contrived sign, and by
combining these signs he created a method
OF writing. When he had accomplished
this analysis and found that about so signs
would express the sounds OF his speech, he
set about writing letters, and instituted a
correspondence between his own people
ana their countrymen beyond the Missis-
sippi II is said that the young CheroAees
Travelled great distances TO be instructed in
the art OF writing by this modern Cadmus
IL seems probable that this is the only
case In the history of writing in which one
individual has accomplis shed the task of
creating written form of speech All the
other methods OF writing have grown by
slow accretions, requiring ages for their
development-N. >. Shaler.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
The Rage for Oriental Cults.

III the number OF societies, learned
and otherwise, now engaged in the
study of eastern culture were really
known the stupid westernor who has
not become infected with the craze
would be dismayed lest there should
not prove to be insane asylums enough
when the disease reaches its most ma
lignant form. But the stupid westerner
need not fee, siarm. A little learning
Is a dangerous thing except in ORR
entails. There IL bears the same rela-
ton to the disease that vaccination
bears to smallpox. 1t is insurance
against taking 1t deeply or fatally,
Few disciples OF Buddha remain long
in the temple. Their knees ache from
the posture necessary for worship and
their feet grow cold on account OF inn
peded circulation. Three years are
deemed the full limit OF the malady
unless terminated sooner by transla-
ton.
Oriental religion consists chiefly in as
pertaining how 10 get out OF oneself in
10 oneself and how TO get into oneself
Out OF oneself IL this be not clear its
obscurity is due only to tho unfortu-
nate fact that the reader is not suffici-
emily inoculated TO understand. It is,
In other words, the effort TO identify
the subjective and the objective. It's
best elucidation was given by the Ger
man Rabelais, Heine. Ho found ii out
In attempting to explain the ego OBJ
lectlve and the ego sub ective OF Fichte.
lie said IL was like the ape who sits by
me fireplace and cooks his own tail
asserting that the true science of
cookery consists not only in objective
but also in subjective cou-
,Glousncss OF being cooked. Chicago
Tines.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
Bad Effects of Tobacco.

Science says that in an experimental ob
seryatlon of thirty eight boys of all classes
or society, and of average health, who had
been using tobacco for periods ranging
from two months 10 two years, twenty
seven showed severe injury to the constitu-
ton, and insufficient growth; thirty-tW
showed the existence of Irregularities of
tho hearts action, disordered stomach
cough, and craving for alcohol; thirteen
had internittency of the pulse and one had
consumption. After thoy abandoned the
use OF tobacco, within six iaonths one half
were free from al their former symptoms,
and the remainder had recovered by the
end of the year.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
White Lies,

Professor Adler has instituted cru
sade against white lies. We are not
with him. II it were not for white lies
society would be brutal, and diplomacy
and tact would be gone forever. The
Press. True. The world has tacitlv,
and we presume properly, agreed that
there is one thing that is not 10 be
plainly stated and discussed, TO wit, the
truth. The bOldest writer's and speak
ers threaten to expose its nakedness.
and sometimes partially raise its drap-
cry, only TO drop it in place again and
shrink back. Witness the recent volu-
minous discussion of the marriage ques-
ton. Men and women wrote about
and around and under and over the
topic, but not one ventured to state and
and'yze what each knew to be true
enRut is the chief impeachment to we'd
ded felicity. He who would supply con-
tentment and continuous happiness to
the married must originate specific
that will perpetuate the honeymoon
Texas Siftings.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
Your Friend Committed suicide.

friends Dire med OF it, he did not know in
himself, but n is exactly what he did
nevertheless. DO you remembe his sal
low complexioni Do you recollect how he
used to complain Of headaches and consti-
pationi Ppm getting quite bilious" he
said to you one day, but l guess it II pass
on. haven't done anything for il, because
don't believe in dosing - Soon after
that you heard of his death. 1t was very
sudden, and every one was greatly sur.
prised. If he had taken DR.. Pierce
Pleasant Purgatlve Pellets he would be
alive and well 10 day. Don't follow his ex
ample. The pellets are easy to take,
mild in their action, and alwavs sure.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
pearne,. Cnn,tRe cnr.a

by local application, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There Ia
only ono way TO cure deafness, and that Is
by constitutional remedies Deafness is
caused by an inilamed condition of the
mucus lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets infiamed you have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed Deafness is the result aud
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored e. its normal con
dition, hearing will b. destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which Is nothing but an inhamed condition
OF the mucus surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case OF Deafness, Caused by Catarrh),
that we cannot cure by taking Hall's Ca
'arrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
.. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o,
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
The Value Of Hot Water.

"The soothing effects of hot water are
not fully appreciated" said a physician the
other day. II recommend it TO my patients
who suffer from insomnia, produced by
nervous irritation of the stomach, and a so
for certain forms OF indigest on. ManY of
them object to il at first, and soon come 10
like II and are generally much benefited by
II. A glass Of hot water now and then will
work no appreciable good, OF course, but a
steady habit Of hot water drinking once
formed, and sustained regularly for few
months, works wonders with certain con-
situations. generally recommend its use
just before going TO bed. 1t is a great
soOtherU
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
Edwin Forre,t's senra,.

The great tragedian, Forrest, had a Sc
cret which everybody ought to learn and
profit by. He said: ~ owe all my success
to the fact that everything have under.
taken l have done thoroughly. l never
neglect tr6es.' That's the point-don't
neglect tritles. Don't neglect that hacking
cough, those night swcats, that feeble and
caprtcious appetite, and the other symp
toms, trifting in themselves, but awful in
their significance. They herald tie approach
OF consumption. You are in danger. but YOU
can be saved. DR.. Pierce Golden Medi.
aud vigor, as it has thousands of Others.
For all scrofulous diseases, and consump
ton is one Of them, it is q soYc.eiga
remedy.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
The New Yankee Doodle.

Yankee Doodle comes TO town
Possessed of many "ponny;"
Bringing his lovely daughter with
A view TO ma tri- mo-ny.
Yankee doodle doodle-dool
The dollars come in handy,
Even TO docks who have too few,
But knows the drS Anaandi.
Yankee Doodle rails at rank,
That is for home and consumption;
But as swell relatives the Yank
Don't ktck--he's TOO much gumption.
Yankee doodle-doOdle dCo!
Love is sweet as candy.
His daughters reckon" blood that's blue
Scarce spoils the British dandy.
London Punch
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
A Limit to Ills Ambition.

Female Friend-Young Smithers who
is paying you atomic ns is one of the
most promising young men in tho city.
Miss Liyely-Yes, | know him.
Female Lriend-lIe is ambitious too.
He is man who will always aim
higher than the mark.
Miss Lively higher than tho
markP Vol, don't know about that.
lie has never kissed me on the nose
yet.-Texas Siftings.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
One or the Other.

Anxious Mother-What do you sup
pose my boy is going 10 be when he
grows up! He doesn't do anything
but talk, talk, talk, from morning to
night.
Mr. Wiseman-It's too early to de-
eide, but he win probably be either n
congressman or prize-hghter.-Phil-
adelphia Record
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18

1t is figured out that the railroads Of the
world are worth nearly 1900. OO0, GOO,0O or
nearly one tenth of the wealth of the civil
lied nations. or more than quarter of
their invested capital, and that all the
ready money in the world would only buy
about one-third OF them.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18

He that knows nothing doubts Of nothing.
10 not let your doubts cause you TO waver,
for you may be assured that
Warmers Log Cabin LIVER PILLS
Will cause the sluggish liver to resume its
wonted functions, and produce the results
you desire. They are effective and harm
less, being purely vegetable
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18

Jay Gould's wonderful new yacht was, 1,
Is said, most completely and elegantly furn.
lsned. Among other useful and indispens.
nble things ordered for it was a box of Or.
Bull 8 Cough Syrup, the famous old RENE
dy for the cure of coughs and colds
The healing and purifying qualities OF
Salvation Oil render il the best article for
the speedy and safe cure of liberated sores.
Price only % cents.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
TO Retain Mentnl Yinnr-

IL you would retain the vigor of your
mental faculties, keep them employed not
ia old ruts but in new routes OF reading,
experiment and thought. The brain re.
qulres exercise to keep it's strength, as
much as the arm docs. IL will not do to
swing the arm continually in one direction;
so the mlnd has memory, perception, rea-
son, imagination, choice, emosion-each it's
own sphere OF activity employing it's spe-
ctal department of the brain. BY prac-
Using Ill these faculties the brain keeps its
Vigor
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
Dakotn'a boom,

Dakota is now engaging public attention
through her efforts TO achieve statehood, as
well as by her phenomenal growth and the
rapid deveopement of her wonderful agri-
cultural resources, and the advantages she
offers TO home-seekers and persons desiring
safe and profitable Investments A new
pamphlet containing recent letters citing
the actual experiences of reliable residents,
and other valuable information relating TO
Dakota, will be mailed free upon request
by r. Z. Wilson, No. 23 Fifth Avenue. Chi.
CagO. Ill
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
The Fxe,,.u.ntso, oxe,.

The rush on the druggists still con tinues
and daily scores of people call for bottle
Of Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and
Lungs for the cure OF coughs, colds, asthma,
bronchitis and consumption Kcmp's Bal
sam, the standard family rene ~, is sold on
Al guarantee and never fails to give entire
satisfaction. Price SOC and $100. Trial
size free.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
OIpenheimcr and Son.

Mr.. Oppenheimer-"Jakey, you vos make
slide in front of de store -
JakeY-"Yes, fader"
Mr.. Oppenheimer-''I vos very slippery.
l nearly prokc my neck nit dot slide. Put
some Pshes deren
Jakey (heroically) "Neffer nerer Dis
vos an open winter and we vos overstocked
on rubber ovcrshoes"
Mr. Opponheimrr (paralyzedl IDIOT boy
vos cheniousl Make anCdcr slide, Jakey,
make anoder!p
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18

Prof. Huxley Las written o racy reply TO
certain criticisms of agnosticism made at
the church congress of 1888, and TO recent
deliverance by Frederick Harrison, who
attempts 90 prophesy on this subject. The
article contains an account of how the
name apostle or einatcd, and explains why
agnosticsm, as Prof. Huxley conceives it,
cannot have creed
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
We accidentally overheard the foilowinp

We accidentally overheard the following
dialogue on the street yesterday:
Jones-Smith, why don't you stop that
disgusting hawking and spittingl
Smith-How can /, You know l am a
martyr TO catarrh
do as did. ] had the disease in its
worst form but am well now.
S.-What did you do for IL,
III used DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
1t cured me and 1t will cure You.
S.-lve heard Of it, and by Jove I'll try
do 80. You will find it at all the drug
stores in town
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
Consumption Surely Cur,,,.

To the Editor Please inform your
readers that l have positive remedy for
Consumption. by its timely use tbousan5s
OF hopeless cases have been permanentlv
cured. ] shall be glad to send two bottles
OF my remedy free TO any of your readers
who have consumption II they will send
their express and Z. o. address. Respect
fully, L. A. Slocum, NJ. c., III Pearl St,
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1889-04-18
The Professional Temperance Lectur-
at Is terrible cold

ut is terrible cold. You don't have
to go out tonight, do you, dear?"
Professional temperance lecturer
Why, certainly. This is my night for
addressing the cod waterties on total
abstinence.
You'll freeze. surely"
mo, ! guess not. Have my brandy
md hot water ready for me when l get
home. Chicago Herald.