Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1889-10-12
PuNoENr PARAGRAPHS.

MIMI
One reason why so many Amer /
leans return penniless from Europe Is |
because too much Hoyle is east upon
the waters. -0il City Blizzard.
-'.Style." says writer on literary
topics. ''means every thing" Yes"
said Gibson, whose wife Is deyotee To
fashion, Ill means every thing mans
got "-Washington Capital.
When man makes up his mind
that he has got to economics. his first
impulse always Is 10 begin BY inquiring
into his wite's personal expenses.
Somerville journal.
graduates nowadays thrown upon So
ciety, there will be no need of fellow
buying encyclopedias or dictionaries.
He can marry one. all bound In silk.
Ex.
A number OF young women In
Cuthbert. Ca. have organized an anti.
kissing society. Those who have seen
the members say that such precau-
tion was not necessary. ry.-Norristown
Herald.
MIR. Jinks-"I don't know how you
will feel about 1t. sir. bat the fact is
that my wife. your daughter. is dread
fully hard woman to live with. Mr..
Blinks--'I can sympathize with you,
sir. married her mother. IN. Y.
Weekly.
The minister (with severity
"And so you do not believe every thing
you learn at sunday-school. Richard 2"
Richard No. sir; not every thing. :"
The minister little hoy does. :"
Richard Yes. sir. Isuppose your lit
tie boy h.. 10. Life.
-Jinks-..l called at your boarding
house to-day and saw the table nearly
set for dinner and | must say things
looked very neat. never saw a whittier
table-cloth In my life" Blinks-.'No;
she doesn't make her tea, coffee or
soups strong enough TO stain"
A woman. considered to be half
witted. was being teased by her neigh
bors on being an old maid ..How IL
II ye never got married." asked one.
20. ye see" she replied. IF ! had
been az easily pleased wi a man as
your man. been wi wife, ! michi
hae been marrit fifty times owre."
Farmer Greene (from WaybaclS) :
II always was accounted remarkably
long -headed In money matters. do you
notice it, professorS" Phrenologisl
(who has had his pay In ADVANCED
mo don't notice any such develop
ments. but II your head only was al
long as 1t IL thick it would be daisy
! Time.
Mrs. Walworthy - II declare
Henry. your eternal talk, talk, talk o
how good cook your mother used /,
be will drive me wild some day! NJ,
most fervent wish Is that little Johnu
will never worry his vile that wa
when he grows up and has home.
, Mr.. Walworthy There's no DANCE
of that n-Terre Haute Express.
Mrs. Nibhs I'm shocked. Will
Jones. TO hear you use such awful Ian
, guage. positively shocked. | thin
! | it's high time your mother took you Il
hand Willie '.ies'm. she has. Sh
sold me this morning must stop soc
ating with your little boy. cause h
was maxim me as bad as hisself. -
Philadelphia Record.
Wife (reading from paper) This
paper says that peanuts are injuriou
, 10 the voice" Husband is that so
: / never thought there was so mucl
, virtue IN peanut wonder wha
. they cost n hundredweight9" Wife
! I'm sure don't know. Whye" Hus
band--l was thinking OF laying in
stock Of them. DO You like peanuts
, my dear?'' ?''-Yankee Blade.
: Say said stranger In the city
: why are the bells tolling. and th
: flags at half-mast. and what means thi
: procession OF about 10000 people?
| "A funeral. !" was the laconic reply
/ ..Some great man. s'pose "a famou
{ general, or some wealthy citizen VIII
: gave several million dollars in chai
D typ Neither. Only a poor ma
{ who q year ago endeared himself
!, all sensible people by killing AN eneof
: iieud at an opera performance. ~
: 4. Ledger.