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Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05
HELP WANTED-FEMALE

WANTED-A young girl between Is and 10 years
w OF age TO act as nurse for babe; must board
and room at home. Address T. s. Eagle Office
1866
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05

everywhere endorse the
AIN EAGLES Attorneys Pocket Dock
LHlf et, can be used in any court and
IN any state. Price, $l.0o. By
mail TO any address, prepaid, upon receipt
of sl67. Address the Wichita EAGLE,
Wichita, Kansas
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05
WANTED-AGENTS.

NI ANTED AGENTS-In every city town and
w village in the United States Except 10
state of Kansas to take subscriptions fostmaster
make money. No capital required. Sample
copies free Cash commissions; money can be made
by getting up clubs Address the Wichita Eagle.
w lchlta, Kan. 1l-Jf
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05

yVANTED-A nurse girl about Is years old, white
w or coored. Apply in the forenoon at IS0 South
Market. IA
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05

"ANTED-A good bread and cake baker, mus
w be sober steady man, good wages. stead
work, inquire at this once. p-Es-E-
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05
FOR EXCHANGE

Tor ExCHA N6E.-sao acres Of land acar the east
E ern line 81 Kansas aud near the Frisco ralroaA
clear from tncUmerancc and quite wei tisnherst
J. r. Sniveiy. ls5 Market street. WicAitA. Kan
lssEt
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05

wv ANTED-A girl of about 10 to assist in nursing
w and doing odd jobs about apartments. Apply
with references today. Room l9, Fletcher block
81
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05
SITUATIONS WANTED-FEMALE,

HOMELESS WOMEN-Homeless women out Of
IL employment will ind shelter cheaper than
at any place II the city by coming to the Faith
Home, 1l5 Pennsylvania ave. one door north of
Douglas, il-if
w ANTED-Situation photograph printer by a
w lady OF experience: address W, CARE Eagle
office. iib 81
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05

w ANTED-A girl for general homework and
w cooking, at No Gil South Market. dl4.r5t
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and live stock in ex-
w change for lands n, +. Niederlander & Co.
liS 1t.
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05

UTANTED-To rent 5-roon house On V AGO zveno.
w Inquire - Water street. OF {. &. Reyes
fS IA
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05

UTANTED-Au persons desiring cellar Hoors
w cerneuted TO call On J. z. Flower 4 Co. Il \
Main street. AL voTk guaranteed. IS9 Il
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05
RAILROAD TIME TABLES.

NEW TINE TABLE CHICAGO, KANSAS
NEBRASKA R'E.
U4ocE Island Route.
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05
FOR RBNT-REsIDENOES

J,OR RENT room cottage No. - y Waco. In
L ouire or W o. Hilbisch 81 Biting Bros dlfS-tf-
L sverue A 10 rooms in the Green BLOCK on Doug
las avenue Low rent 70 good tenant fpr fufiitE
information call on u. l.. Green. basement COUNT
building. 80 -
nor RENT-One story house and barn. siAtesn
+ acres Of land in GutAries addition and q tei
room hotel In Greenwich. b. J. Z Humphrey q
Son 100 + Douglas ave. d42 y
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05

Elegantfree reclining chair on all trains and
Pullman seepers on night trains. Tickets sold ana
baggage checked through ali points nor b. south,
east and west. City ticket Office 100 East Douglas
avenue corner Main street. passenger station corner
Douglas and Mead avenues.
{. A. RUTHERFORD, Ticket Agent
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05
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FINANCIAL.

MONEY TO LoAN-In small amounts Oh pianos,
coliaterslls Strictly confidential Address with
fun particulars. +, lock box q. rs -
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. at 304 East Third, a
w good reliable girl. One that thoroughly IN
derstands housework None other need apply.
ola St.
Wichita eagle., 1889-05-05

T,OE IRA DE-Stocg "a a rev business hiock faf
It other property. ~ 2. Siederlaf2esr "a C.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12
A straight Tip from the water.

An Angler who had spent nearly whole
day on a brook without securing any fish
threw himself on the bank in disguised
frame Of mind A Trout raised his bead
above the water, whereupon the Angler
spTang for his rod
sit STILL cried tho Trout 81 have not
the slightest intention Of seizing on any of
your tinseled and feathered frauds; am too
old fish for that, but | viii give you a
straight tip as to the younger Of my brethren
and sisters You may change your fies until
trout conclude to feed on insects, but when
they are not looking for that kind OF food AL
your changing will be of no avail When
they want insects they viii take almost any
thing you can offer them, as long as the
fraud is not too apparent on account Of the
bright colors on bright days with clear wa
ter. thought would mention this to you,
as it viii in future save you good deal d
trouble Ia, tal''-New York Herald
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12
Health commandment.

l. Thou shalt have 90 other food than at
meal time.
?. Thou shalt not make unto thee any pies
or put into pastry the likeness Of ANYTHING
that is in the heavens above or in the waters
under the earth. Thou shalt not fall to eat
ing il or trying TO digest IT, For the dyspep-
sia will be visited upon the children to the
third and fourth generation CT them that eat
pie, and long life and vigor upon those that
live prudently and keep the laws Of health.
3. Remember thy bread to bake il well; for
he viii not be kept sound that eateth his bread
as dough.
4. Thou shalt not indulge sorrow or Dor
row anxiety in vain.
3. Six days shalt thou wash and keep thy
self clean, and the seventh thou shalt take a
great bath, thou, and thy son, and thy maid
servant, and the stranger that is within thy
gates For in six days man sweats and gath
ars filth and bacteria enough for disease
wherefore the Lord has blessed the bath tub
aud hallowed it.
G. Remember thy sitting room and bed
chamber to keep them ventilated, that thy
days may be long In the land which the Lord
thy God giveth thee.
T. Thou shalt not eat hot biscuits.
s Thou shalt not eat thy meat fried.
O. Thou shalt not swallow thy food UNI
chewed or Highly spiced, or just before hard
work, or Just after it.
10 Thou shalt not keep late hours in thy
neighborS house, nor with thy neighbours
wife, nor his man servant, nor his maid serv-
ant nor his cards, nor his glass, nor with
anything that is thy neighbor's.-New Eng
land Farmer.
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The Elephants Woo out.

Mr.. Jamrach is known everywhere as the
greatest living dealer in wild animals, and
many are the curious stories told Of him and
bis ctrriositios, some Of them true, as may
be hoped. One morning two heavy sweIls,
momentariiy preciuded from plunging on the
Derby, tho st. Leger or the Oaks, beguiled
their weary hours by little bet Capt. A,
Of her maiesty's foot guards, rislSed guinea
on the proposition that Jamrach had for sale
every mortal thing wearing legs or wings
that one could think Of. Maj B., Of her
majesty's Blues, took the bet. He had served
in India, in the jungle, don't you know, and
had an idea, ehl So per hanson TO the Rat
cliffe Highway. "Ah, er, l say, Jamrach,
we want to buy an elephant, ehl Err, just
show us some" says the major, firing of bis
bursting charge. every sorry, gents.n says
Jamrach, as cool as you please, but my
three best elephants are out this morning on
approval, and I've nothing in at the moment
that'd be likely to suit you. Would you leave
the address and let me send 'em round to
morrow f'-New York TribEne.
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Musical Bait.

Fish are charged with being deaf and
dumb But there are some fish that pipe,
others that grunt, and others still that drum
and whistle. An old legend says that fish
were caught in Egypt by singing 30 them.
and according to Chinese proverb, FISHES.
though little, have very long earsn
The author Of Music of the Watersn says
that on the Danube men hang little bells to
their nets to attract fish, in Japan fish are
summoned to dinner by gongs, and the
monks of an abbey in Belgium whistle to
their carp when they wish TO feed them.
But the most remarkable story Is that told
Of an Italian swami, who uses q musical bait
to catch fish. The Gazetta del Popolosays.
AS we all know, the sense Of hearing is es-
traordinarily developed in fish; II appears
that while the slightest noise scatters them
In all directions, musical note, especially
that produced by the human voice, attracts
them; on hearing it they stop Suddenly IN
their course.
"Signor Saretti, having discovered thi.
fact, embarked one morning on the Lake 0.
Geneva with a party of friends. He pos
sessed fine, deep bass voice, and striking III
a national song he proved TO his aseonished
companions the truth of his assertions.
''They were able, by means OF an aqua
scope, TO perceive the eagerness with which
the piscine population gathered around tbs
little boat. Then, casting their nsts, they
instantly made such a catch as has rarely,
ever, been known on the lake; they might bs
said, indeed. to have taken another miracu-
lous draught of fishes youths Companion
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FarIAD-LrHlA, Thursday, Sept. le, 1880.
Two days of wrestling with
a whirlwind of water. But the
Limited Sale survives. It's a
good swimmer. And the buy
ers came and went through all
the storm, but they left some
of the Bargains.
The "H0usekeebers CAolce"
and the "Long Dollar" Blan-
kets, with their truth telling
labels, and prices lower than
you ever saw before, will 60
out with this week. 1t is a
special pleasure to give you a
good Bargain in staple things
of universal use, And so when
these Blankets are gone we
will regret that we have no
more to sell-but you'll be
twice as sorry, if you haven't
bought.
The Dress Trimmings at
picayune prices have the Chest
nut street entrance. The last
day.
Your response took us with
a glad surprise the other day
when we said, SO modestly
Clothing for Men and Boys.
Comical, very, to think that
people in this town woulc
almost start when Wanamakei
says Clothing" You don't
want us to say it every day
that would be monotonous
and when we get monotonou,
you'll tell US to quit. Blu
Clothing Advertising -doesnt
it weary you? Columns of il
daily. We want Volapuk O
some other language on Cloth
ing, English is bankrupt.
But such a stock as we show
you this season for Men ant
Boys, such styles! The stock i
worthy of you, and as.
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NEWSPAPER OPINION.

where HAS the Cash Gomez
New York Times.
Every one knows that the government
is not borrowing money now. No one
supposed that the reported increase Of
the debt" was due TO any such cause.
A Il the world knew that IL was due to
the reduction of the cash in the Treas
ury There was no room for any mis-.
take on that point. The Treasury state
ments are perfectly clear and Ineligible
so far as that is concerned. AS we have
said over and over again, the thing the
people wish to know. and which they
have right to know, is, where has the
cash in the Treasury goue7 Mr.. Window
says it is in the hands of the disbursing
officers But that is no explanation The
debt statement told us that 1t is
given into their hands TO spend.
There is no other purpose for which it
can be given. Discussing" is their
function That is what they are
selected for. They are not depositaries
of the public money. Money once
given to them does not come back to the
Treasury 1t remains with them only
until they hand it over to those TO whom
it is due. tits practically expended, so far
as the Treasury is concerned, Just as
much when it is turned over to them as
il it had been given to the creditors Of
the government whom it finally reaches
Mr.. Window says that more has been
put In their hands than will be
needed. Whyf 1t is very queer
finance One bureau, he says, will have
b, 900, 600 left over after all the de-
mands maturing this month are paid
Then for what reason was that So, 900,
600 given2 There was no need for il,
and therefore there was no excuse for IT,.
We take the liberty OF doubling the &C
curacy Of Mr.. Windows statement. 1t
is a matter Of opinion in any case but If
it was Mr.. Windows opinion that this
particular bureau would not need SO
much by So, 600, 600 as was given it for
use in September, why was it given7 The
simple fact is that this administration Is
spending money very fast, apparently fas
ter than the liberal appropriations of last
year justify. Mr.. Window knows that
fact, and substantially says so in his
apology" II would be far better, more
manly, business-like, and. we may say
more honest to make plain statement
Of what disbursing officers got the money
and for what purpose. We cannot hell
thinking that this would have been done
II the administration were not little
timid as to how the people wonld like it
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12

SEVERAL years ago J. B, WEIGH ap.
peared in Richmond. Va, and established
manufacturing business which has
proved successful. He visited the Presi.
dent Of the Chamber Of Commerce, in
forming that gentleman that he desired
to invest in Richmond. He said.
/ am a Republican, and l want you to
tell me frankly If you don't think that
fact would work against me socially in
Richmond
The President replied that It would
not, but he said in conclusion, 'I'n bet
in two years you will be voting with us.
Mr.. Welch settled, started his factory.
He voted and worked with the local Re
pubhcans at the first election after his re.
moval there, but he was disguised at being
herded with a gang Of superstitious
negroes driven where Malone or some
scalawag willed. He came to the conclu.
sion that the Democratic party was the
only enc to be trusted in local affairs.
He was recently elected fir,
commissioner by the Richmond De
mocrats This is straw among many
straws to show how knowledge of af
fairs and share of interests viii chang
a Republicans convictions. A man is
"protectionist. which is the same thin
as a Republican, for the money tina
t--.e u IL -. Ee aS-eg~
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spicuously and startllngly evident when
the alliances, bargains and deals are re
called. Quay mas Pennsylvania at MS
feet, Platt manages the patronage Of
New York. Foraker is the chief
boss in Ohio. with Halstead at his
ear. Malone is the power Of Virginia,
Goff controls Federal appointments
in West Virginia, Yarmouth rules
in Louisiana while lesser lights Of politi-
cal fakirism have established themselves
in administration favor in other places
Either Mr.. Harrison is careless or he is
ignorant. These men should not have
the ear of the administration even,
and yet they control the distribution Of
Federal patronage and they set the moral
tone Of politics for their respective local
tiles 1t is not strange that Quay should
induce a lower moral tone in Pennsyl-
vania but it is strange that the President
should support Quay.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12

"Oh, dearl" said Farmer Brown one day,
II never saw such weather.
The rain viii spoil my meadow-hay
And all my crops together
His little daughter climbed his knee;
II guess the sun will shine" said she.
"But If the SUM- said Farmer Brown,
"Should bring a dry September.
With vines and stalks all wilted down,
And fields sCOrched to an ember''-
"Why, then twill rain" said Marjorie.
The little girl upon his knee.
"Ah meln sighed Farmer Brown that fall
Now. what's the use of living.
No plan OF mine succeeds At all
Why. next month comes Thanksgiving .
And then, OF course said Marjorie
Were all rs happy az can be-"
"Weil. what should be thankful for2s
Asked Farmer Brown. MY trouble
This summer has grown more and more,
My losses have been double.
ave nothing leftn-'Why you've goi
me-"
Said Marjorie upon his knee.
Wide Awake
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12
oome. SLOWLY nut Eurelr.

New York Commercial Advertiser.
In an interview with reporter yester
day. Mr.. Oliver Ames, who is a thorough
business man, and also the Republican
governor OF Massachusetts,, expressed as
follows his opinion as to the cause OF the
decline OF New England iron works
'Iron ore once came in free, coal
came in free, and pig iron at mod
crate duty, so that New England
had q chance. Now coal pays sew
enty-hve cents per ton, iron ore a
high duty and pig iron SO. 70 per ton and
scrap iron high duty. The natural ad
vantages Of competitors plus the duty
mean death to New England's iron in
dustry." The very obvious remedy seen
by Governor Ames is the following
''With free coal and ore and a duty
Of say, 25 per cent. on pig and
scrap iron, there would be no
temptation for new iron works to
start up, but the old ones might work
along at moderate profit. and for that
reason believe with all men in the New
England iron trade Of whom know that
Nova Scotia coal should be admitted free
and pig and scrap iron at a duty Of not
more than 80 per cent. Tariff reform
comes slowly, but it is sure to come
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12

THE kindergarten method has dis
placed the old A B G method of teaching
from all the schools The child goes di-
rectly from the kindergarten to the
primer. Children are not taught the
alphabet in the old style. They are
taught how to spell by object lessons and
the alphabet comes as a matter of course
by absorption. In higher departments
the attitude Of the trade unions towards
apprentices has made the introduction Of
manual instruction necessary. Trade
unions limit the number OF apprentices in
the commonest occupations and boys who
seek employment find nearly all
the avenues Of trade closed. The
time has indeed gone by when
every boy who can keep books can find
place. The boy to get on now
must know something more than that. If
he can be taught the use of tools he will
be infinitely better prepared for the emer-
gencies OF life The introduction Of
manual training is so recent that its
practical results are not known
now but it is hoped that they
will justify the expense and the expecta-
tions Of the boards. It is by no means
certain, however, that the results will
justify either the expense or the expecta-
tions which its advocates have urged so
glibly. A carpenter, a plumber, gas
filter, or a mason fresh from the schools
will be novelty If not an impossibility.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12

The Cincinnati city government has
created female board of directors for
the municipal workhouse The direct
resses after many stormy sessions, which
served to convince the spectators that
each member Of the board esteemed her.
self the only one competent for the posi-
ton, finally elected a superintendent, but
when that official frou .froued out to the
prison, the spiteful male whom she was
to supplant refused to surrender the
keys and the feminine reformers must
possess their souls in patience and revel
in indignation meetings while the consti-
nationality Of the law is being tested.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12
Burns and Wages.
PHILADELPHIA Record

Philadelphia Record
Mr.. Burns, the able manager of the
London dock strike, complains that,
while Australian workingmen send
money to the strikers, he gets nothing
from workingmen in America but sym
pathy and sentiment Mr.. Burns proba
bly, labors under the delusion, 80 current
in Europe, that America is the paradise
Of the laborer, where earnings are mea
sured out by the bushel and expenses by
the peck The fact Is that the proper
tion between work and wages in
the United States is but little diff
ferent from the proportion in Great
Britain. There is higher wages here, but
it is given for more work. The American
workingman Is ION strike" as often as
as the English workingman, and has,
consequently more sympathy to spare
than money. Under the operation of laws
restricting our industrial activities within
certain metes and bounds our whole labor
system is beginning to feel the pinch OF
overdone business. AS wares come down,
wages follow Even stories Of starvation
among our underpaid, intermittent oper-
atives are wearing off the edge Of bitter
ness by reason Of their frequency.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12

SHE had a very bad cold, but Adolphos
had asked her to 60 to the theater and
she went. AT a certain point in the per-
Torrance one of the actors looked over
the side Of the stage vessel and shouted
There she blows See here, she
said to Adolphos, I'm going home. /
didn't come here TO be insulted. Judge.
"DEAR adored one. since your cruel pa
rents will not give their consent, what do
you say to clipping q my souls idol,
nothing would suit me better could
W..LoG. L. l.ec-..le T. -ss---s. - - e.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12

FRANK LEsLE's Weekly remarks. cit
is plain that the Democracy Of Ohio have
made up their minds to contest the com
ing election on the basis of revenue re-
form. That is equally true of Democ-
racy everywhere. In Virginia they
wobbled little, but in Kentucky, Mis-
sissippi, Pennsylvania, Ohio and New
Jersey it is the same old, earnest demand
for honesty, economy and equality
Tariff reform was not beaten in the last
campaign The administration is high
tariff one, it is true, but it did not come
into power by a majority vote or by an
honest election in Indiana and New York
OF course the Democracy Of Ohio are in
favor Of tariff reform. What honest
man is not2
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12
The sesT FIDDLE.
IT'S rot tha greatest singer

IT'S ret thn greatest singer
Who tries the loftiest themes;
be Is the true JOY bringer
Who tells his simplest dreams
BE is the greatest poet
Who will renounce all ART
And take his heart and show It
To every other heart.
Who writes no learned riddle,
But sings his simplest rune.
Takes his heart strings for fiddiA
And plays his easiest tune.
Don't ply a maid with speeches
She cannot understand,
For Love, the lisper. breaches
In low. soft words, not grand.
Leave the high stars abovsyo
Attempt no lofty art:
The little words, Il love YOU"
VIII nestle In her heart:
They will unwind Loves riddle,
Make life an endless June.
Take your heart strings for a fiddle
And play your easiest tune
IS. W Foss in Yankee Blade
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12

to Republicanism because it proposes
to protect his business to give him
subsidy or to rerate mis- pension. Outside
of these classes there is no reason for
being Republican except for the fact
that man hates TO abandon party
which was respectable and honorable in
times gone by. Mr.. Welch is too honest
to support Malone just as an honest Re
publican in Pennsylvania cannot support
OnaY
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An Epitaph.

Here is an epitaph which may amuse your
readers remember TO have heard it many
years ago when lived in York state:
Here les Johnnie Weller, y
Who was taken sick after eatin' the yeiler
on IN his iumpin' jack;
Gone to meet his sister Mary, xxi
He sleeps in Greenwood cemetary, =
And we don't expect him back.
Chicago News
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12

Miss Limpisonnet-W What do you consider
your strongest piece Of prose writing, MIR.
Rlankversg
Mr.. BlanSvers-A sixty day note, my dear;
it carried away nearly all my furniture and
drove me out Of the state until it was out
lawed. didn't consider myself safe within
its reach.-Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12
Coa r.en both WAYS.

a Stockton Cali merchant, who recently
had an employe arrested for stealing from
him, complains that the law is a peculiar
thing. The prisoner paid a fine and was re-
leased. "He got into Jail with my clothes
on said the trader, "and he got out with
my money. Where do l come inF-Ex-
chnnQa
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1889-09-12

JAMES E. CAMPBELL, the pugnacious
and optimistic Democratic candidate for
governor Of Ohio has declared that the
removal Of Tanner would defeat Foraker
by 10. 600 votes. What fly in the Re
publican ointment rendered from fried
fat the doughty corporal and his hair
trigger mouth have been.