New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-13
THE CHARMS OF NEW YORK.

LIKEWISE THE CONvENIENCES OF THE SAME
aym see II Is this way said the New-York man
AZ he was walking along the street taxing 70
friend from ont of town, NEWCOMERS won't nave
anyt ing but the best OF everything. This peihg ulo
petropolIs of the western continent, we are put IN
q position where we can have our PICK Oh e'e'y
thing and Won can well believe that we take the best
oyerv fine You will norice this" he went on as
they inst managed TO get out Of the way OF truck
team on a crossing got punched in the backs win
tie pole Of furniture van, heard tho dnver Oh an
ice wagon swearing at them anu "ei.
well shattered with the six nches vi
mud on the pavement by hacktesm oeins
driven twelve miles hour: "you VIII nouce inns
,bs longer you stay here. Little snnoyanccs ma'
con have been accustomed to having to submit to you
viii sec regulated in New-York We raSoh In.
this he went on as he lodged around couple OK
garbage barrels and brick fell from the shth s'ory
of n now building and cut notch out Oh nis h"+
brim: our idea this that II we demand tns oos'
and stick to IT, Will got it, OF course no" Ia your
town, country village, you have some ru'ai 81
vantares that we can't have, but then, we have num-
berlexs other advantages that you can know nothing
Of New-York,s he ran on, as his foot shppeo On
banana neeIiug and a policeman threatened 10 AZ
rest him for being drunk, and grocery wagon hors'
took bite out OF his coat sleeve new orA i'"i'
IN everything IN this country. III Is nor Oh eou''''
London or Paris, but We manage things Oe''er neio.
In tho old countries" he coDtnued, IL no "Ouso1
bottail car that already had blood on It's Wheels
,nsd ten feet 10 one side the cap on an electric
subway blew OF with loud report, ana $1,000 anu
waited for a procession Of ten trucks TO pass, eaen
ONE of which spattcred two quarts OF mua a. ~
wont over a loose place in the pavement over
there tho people haven't got the energy thcy nave
here and they don't demand tho best Ike we DO ana
40 thew don't get Il. sNow with u.s. he went on
as he rubbed an elevated railroad cinder deeper INTO
his eve and felt hot water running down ms paoa
from the same source, and went up the airy anu
crowded stems and tho ticketsecr refused TO tske
rood ouarter because It was little worn ana the
nckst,chopper accused him Of only dropping In ono
ticket and the guard slammed the gate In their faces
and sworc at them couple Of tines with us we
urde ourselves on leading In everything IN I'M, .h,s
Country aud have that reputation ana 80 nave " Aoo
~ sfhis elevated road,n he continued, as the mex
pua,d yelled "step lively there" ana they cIowueu
into car and hung on to eacn other pecauso eo
each strap; this road is something you won nno
| any where else. Instead OF cra%nng a hscs
in streetears Or paying ,.ef aDa forth AZ
rapid rate. As l said, NEWCOMERS demand ana ge'
The best we--' here the train ran into another
one and the car ahead fell into the street and ths
one behind stood end. Sit stlll right where you
are on the window" shouted the Newly iion
where he lay on the roof with four men on mn,
keen perfecty still the coroner VIII be here insdc
of ten minutes We have the hest system OF coronc,
service In the woodworking but the best satisne
us YOU know Breathe easy and hang on-youl
| never want 10 live anywhere else after Trying Nc"
/ York for weeks