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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
HAn TIA I
M ALL!
YOU?

Do you feel dull. langud, low-spirited, life
less, and indescribably miserable, both physi-
cally and mentally; experience a sense of
fullness or bloating after eating, or of gone
ing, tongue coated, bitter or bad taste in
mouth, irregular appetite, dizziness frequent
headaches, blurred eyesight, " floating specks
before the eyes. nervous proStratiOn or ex-
haustion, irritability Of temper. hot tlushes,
alternating with chilly sensations, sharp,
biting. transient pains here and there, cold
feet drOwsiness after meals, wakefulneSs, CT
disturbed and undressing sleep, constant,
indescribable feeling OF dread, or of impend-
ing calamity?
Of these symptoms, you. are suffering from
that most common of American maladies-
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more
complicated your disease has become, the
greater the number and diversity of symp-
grs Piercc's Golden Medical Discovery
viii sllbdue it, if taken according to direc-
siOns for reasonable length of time. II not
cured, complications multiply and Consump-
zion of the Lungs, Skin Diseases Heart Disease,
rheumatism, Kidney Disease, Or other grave
maIadieS are quite liable to set in and, sooner
Or later, induce fatal termination.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis.
cGyery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
shrOugh that great blood purifying organ,
Diirities, from whatever cause arising. 1t is
equally efficaciOus in acting upon the Kid
1cyS, and other eXcretOry organs, cleansing,
strengthening, and healing their diseases. As
N appctizing, restorative tonic, it promotes
digestion and nutrition. thereby building up
Shs wonderful medicine has gained great
celebrity in curing Fever and Ague, Chills and
Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
a Magnificent Clock.

THoMAsToN, Conn.,, April 6.-The
clock now being manufactured by the
Seth Thomas Clock company, of Thorn
aston, Conn.,, for the new city hall at ST.
Paul, Mimi. will be the largest Ginning
clock in America, having zinc and steel
compromising two-second pendulum
weighing 700 pounds and Denison's gray
ity esrapemenC. II viii have four ten
foot illuminated glass dialS and an auto-
matte gas attachment to turu on and Oil
the gas. 1t will strike the hours with q
10O-pound hammer on Il 5,@5O-pound bell
and play the Westminster chimes on
four bells, the largest of which will
weigh $500 pounds.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
Reducing Western Union Rates.

CHICAGO, April Thereafter Western
Union Telegraph rates from and to Chi
cago will be reduced as follows: In AL
ALBANIA: Georgia, Mississippi, North and
South Carolina, from 80 to so cents for
ten words or less; Colorado, New Bruins
wick, Texas and Wyoming. from rs to
GU cents; California, Oregon, Arizona,
Idaho, Nevada and Washington, from
I'll to rs cents.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11

BUFFALO. NY, April 10.-Afrs. Emma
Althouse, the Attica sleeper, is in an
other long trance. She went to sleep on
March u and has not awakened since.
She has taken no nourlshment since
the 27th and is very weak. Her teeth
are tightly closed. making it impossible
to force the least particles of liquids or
solids between them. Before falling into
the present trance she predicted long
sleep, but did not state how long.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
England VIII Have a NAVY.

LONDON, April 1.-THE house OF COM
mons in committee has authorized the
naval expenditures proposed by Lord
George Hamilton, first lord of the adj
miralty, by a vote of 251 to rs. The es-
tinetes involve an expenditure of e21,-
100000.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11

NEW HAVEN, Conn.,, April 2.-Mon-
day evening porter at the Arlington
hotel caught Motine Culbao, a sneak
thief, in the proprietor's room. He took
the thief to the office, where the propri-
etor, thinking himself the victim of an
April fool joke, allowed the thief to es-
cape. Shortly afterwards Landlord
Blackford missed a $1,10O note and a
hank hook
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
Senator Calls Successor.

PENSACOLA, Fla, April 10.-There is
considerable interest taken in a proposal
that the present legislature elect Senator
Calls successor instead of leaving the
election to the legislature 1890, as the
latter will not convene until thirty days
after Senator Calls term expires, March
A 1901
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
Another Letter From STANLEY.

LONDON, April G.-The Royal Geograph-
ical society has received a letter from
Henry NJ. Stanley. The letter relates
chiefly to the geography of the portions
of Africa through which Stanley passed
on his march to Emin Bey's province. 1t
will be read before the society on Mon
day evening.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
Must Pay Duty on Their Kits.

WASHINGTON, April 10.-Thc treasury
DEPARTMENT has decided tnat stools of
TT lie when shipped to foreign artisans
recently arrived in this country, are not
entitled to free entry under the provision
for tools of that sort.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
Ex- Governor Stone for Land Commits
sioner.

WASHINGTON. April lot is stated
on what is believed to be the best au-
thority that at the cabinet meeting yes
terday the president announced that he
would appoint Ex-Governor Stone, of
Iowa, commissioner of the general land
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
LATE NEWS OF STANLEY.

The intrepid ENpIOrer IS Again Ncarin &.
the Coast and Civilization.
BRUSSELS, April 5.-Further and more
recent news of Henry u. Stanley has
been received here FROM Stanley's Falls.
on the Congo river. Arabs arriving at
Stanley Fails report that Stanley and
Emin Pasha were seen in February Of
this year marching in company towards
Zanzibar. Their force consisted Of sev-
eral thousand men. women and children,
and they carried with them 5000 tusks
of iyOry
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11

SAN FRANCISCO. April 1O.-The board
of directors OF the Central Pacific rail
road have been elected, as follows: lie.
land Stanford, G.. p. Huntington, c. +.
Croker. \. n. Towne, Timothy Hop
kins, Z. IL. Miller, Jr., and &. Z. Booth
ef ton.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
New Northwestern Postmasters.

WASHINGTON, April 10.-The president
has appointed pOstmastcrs as follows:
Iowa.. c. HARDWOOD, Clarion: Henry
Lorenz. Clarinda: T. X. Bonebralie,
Knoxville.
Kansas S. \. Breese, Cottonwood
Falls: j. c. Rogers, Eldorado; j. y. Pike,
Florence.
Mont4na-C. T. Peterson, Livingston.
Observation-Disclosures Cameron, Madi-
son.
Observation-Disclosures E. Hassler, Pawnee
City.
Washington-A. II. RroOkes. Seattle.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11

LONDON, April 10.-The syndicate own
ing the celebrated Thistle have sold her.
She will at once be fitted out for the
racing season.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
ST, PAUL,S PRIDE.

The New Court House, the HaEdsomest
and Clostliest in the Northwest Fin
ished.
ST. PAUL, April Cat last the new
court house stands completed, and the citi-
zens of st. Paul and Ramsey county may
point with pride to a structure which
will remain majestic monument to
their liberality and enterprise long after
the generation which has erected it has
passed away. The building presents an
imposing appearance and forces the con-
clusiOn that it is decided acquisition to
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11

Send us n sample order. Enclose the mon
ey in l and cent stamps or postal note.
Give number of the cigars you want, VILE
your mailing address ii full and we will
send YOU the cigars by return mail, free OF
any other expense.
=. orpazhsn Co.. io3 Columbia ST., New York City
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
CURES AL kiSSEaORS.

from a common Blotch, or Eruption, to the
worst Scrofula. Salt-rheum, "Fever-sores,"
Scaly or Rough Skin, in short, all diseases
powerful, purifying, and invigorating medi-
cine. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under
it's benign influence. Especially has it mani
Eryspelas, Bois, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes. Scroll
uIous Sores and Swellings, Hip-joint Disease,
"White Swellings," Goitre, or Thick Neck.
and Enlarged Glands Send ten cents in
stamps for a large Treatise, with colored
plates, on Skin Diseases, or the same amount
for Treatise on ScrOfulOus Affections.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11

"FOH The 6IOOO - TIE LIFE.
Thoroughly cleanse it by using DIR. Pierce,s
digestion, a fair skin, buoyant spirits, vital
strength and bodily health will be established,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
Central Pacific Directors.

Washington-A. II. Brookes. Seattle.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-04-11
THEY WILL SIGN NOW,

The Increase in Price to SI.25 per Acre
Has Wrought the Change in the Red
Mans Heart.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

A California man has been CATCH
ing quail in peculiar way. For
three weeks he has been spreading
grain in the road near his place,
where quail abound. On the day
the law was ont he put wheat in the
place as usual, but had previously
soaked the wheat in whisky. Watch.
ing the place he saw the quail come
out, eat, get drunk, and in short time
lie down, stupefed. He then went
to them and gathered about a hun
dred into a sack that he carried with
him. A few that were not fully
drunk were easily caught by his dog
He has practised the same method
since successfully.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2sth.

Proud father Ton visit to friends
in distant city)-tIello! This is a let.
ter from my little boy Willie. years
old. It's the first one he has ever
written to me. l wonder what the
dear little fellow has to say. "opens
letter and reads aloud) "Dear Papa:
This is my first letter to youn-bless
his heart! I'll keep it always-"aud
] am afrade YOU cant read it"-why,
anybody could read it. He writes
better than many a boy twice his age
-"but l thot you would like to hear
from me. / miss you so much
think of it! Only years old-"and
| am trying to be good boy"-i.n't
he Il little fellow to he proud off,
"and | go to Sunday-school Just AS
regular"-I knew he would-"I had
a scrap last night with Bill Cooney
aud / done the blame little rascal
and his brother both up in about five
minute" es"--'m--er- m-the res,
seems to be in relation to mere fam
lily matters that You wouldn't care to
hear.-Chicago Tribune.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

Captain Barry, New York pilot,
who was delegate to the Indiapap-
oils session of the General Assembly
X. of L., informed us that last June
he piloted French vessel into a
New York harbor which had come
from Naples, Italy, and had for its
cargo 200 Italian serfs, 800 OF whom
were women. Mr. Barry says the
captain of the vessel told him that a
regular line of French vessels is en-
ployed by the railroads and other
American corporations employing la
Dor, to import Italian serfs in the
spring and return them IN the fall, or
all who desire to return. The object
of this is to have a surplus of labor
in this country during the busy sea
son in order to reduce wages and de-
feat strikes.-Industria West.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05
Slip of the Tongue.

-Yhere are you going at this time
OK night?" called ont man to his
servas' "You are after no good,
III wA rant" please, sir, raistres.
sen. me for you"
Ar English guardsman once re.
marked to an officer of high rank
who was IN the habit of cenversing
ahAbly with his soldiers: 81 like
yos, my lord; there's nothing of the
gentleman about you"
"Charley. can yen cut your own
msai?" inquired lady of young
lad who was invited TO dinner.
"Humph,' said the boy, who wa.
saving away, "cap I? I've cut UP
quite as tough meat as this at home. !"
Said 4 gentleman to fsyorite at
,endant At bis club: "Micbael, if |
should die would you attend my flu
neral?" "WilIinqly, slr," was the
answer. well. Michael, that isn't
very Complimentary" .'No, sir;
did not mean that. sir I Wouldn't be
seen there, sir.'
After an interesting dinner party
one of the guerb remarked to q gen
tleman present that the lady who
had occupied the seat at his righ,
was the ugliest woman he had ever
seen. II an sorry 70 hear" said the
gentleman addressed. .that you think
my wife 20 ill-looking" "Oh. no,
sir; I meant the lady who ss, at my
left; | made . mistake" "Well, sir,
she is my s,ster."
A milIionaire railroad manager,
noted for the promineuce of his nose,
had l.rother Who was extremely
hard OF hearing. While dining at q
friends residences one day be was
seated between tvo young ladies,
who addressed hin 70 loud tones OF
voice. Finally one of them shouted
commonplscc remark and then said
in an ordinary tone to the other;
did you ever ~ such nose in all
vra life?" "Psrdon me. ladies,
aid he millionaire, "it i. my brother
who is deaf"
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

The editor of the Sonora (Ala.)
Sentinel thus asks his readers to
come forward and pay back subscrip-
tions:
sit is sad duty to us to state to
the many readers of this paper that
we are actually IN need of suit of
clothes. We would like to attend
preaching, but remain away because
we are ashamed to enter the church
with the suit that is worn daily; We
go occasionally, bu: have to slip in
quietly and take a back seat. This
piece is not written for the purpose
of soliciting some kind friend to do
nate us suit of clothes, nor some
free-hearted merchant to sell US a
suit on time, but to arouse tho sym
pathies of those owing us. We have
spent the last dollar in our possession
to accommo date you; now come to
our needy assistance, and receive the
blessing that a poor oppressed news
paper man can bestow.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

We are glad to see that both the
Senate and the House Committee on
Public Lands have agreed to support
a measure to allow person who has
abandoned or ,relinquished his home.
stead entry to make another entry.
A law of this sort would he Just, and
at the same time il would promote
the settlement of the unoccupied
public lands of the Far West. One
new settler in the Far West is of as
much advantage to the country a. an
other. if both be good citizens. There
fore no advantage can accrue to the
Government from refusing to allow
: man to acquire homestead on the
public domain simply because h,
failed to acquire one in his first at
ltenfpt to secure snch home. If h,
would have been a desirable acquisi
ton ~ homesteader In the first in
stance he would be SO, in all proba
bility, in the second.-Denver Re
publican.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

a prominent phyricians ~as seen
buying barrel of onions and, being
guyed about the purchase, said: II
always have boiled onions for dinner
for the benefit of my children. / like
onions too. They are the best medi-
cine | know of for preventing colds.
Feed onions, raw. boiled or baked,
to the children three or four tines .
week and they'll grow up healthy
and strong. No worms, no scarlet
ina, no dlphlheria, whore children
eat plenty of onions every day. An
other distinguished physician confirm
ed the foregoing statement, adding:
81 couldn't give better advice, nc
matter how hard l might try.-Ex.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

We are going to publish a list of
our delinquent Subscribers stating
amount due. in the issue of January
18th. We have gently hinted that
you are in arrears but it has accom-.
plished nothing. If you want to be
advertised as a regular reader of, but
never payer for the Gazette, Just
let your account rum until Jan. the
18th. There are some who get the
Gazette which is paid for by friend,
so all those who get this and next
weeks issue marked with big Z, it
will signify that you are a candidate
for the delinquent list.-Cheyenne
Wells Gazette.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

Jay Gould has his wh,ms, jus, like
poor man. In going upstairs he
always puts his left foot on the step
first, even if he has to get out of step
to do 1t. If by accident or through
thoughtlessness he happens to start
with the right foot he is certain to
remark it before reaching the top of
the steps, and If he does will return
and start over again. Another re-
ported peculiarity of Mr.. Gould is
his antipathy to fair-haired men.
There is not single blonde clerk in
his immediate employ, and it is said
that he dislikes to do business with
men who have fair hair.-Ex.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

The farmers who have rye grass
pasturefelds are fortunate for the
same. Now when the frosts have
killed other grazing plants the rye
grass is as fresh as in June. Mich
cows, young calves and colts get a
fine bite of green stuff on these
patches of rye while the average
earth is scar and brown.-Field and
Farm.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

Jack Johnson, with Ed and Will
Root, have returned from the Nsu'
trail Strip, with fifteen head of wild
horses which they caught there
They saw Il band of four buffalo, and
report the killing of four more by q
marty of hunters on the Beaver river.
Herald.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05
Darw1a's Theory.

Darwin's theory of the Survival of
the fittest" is simply that the weakly
die, while the robust and hardy thrive
ard live. How true this is of seed
growth, and how necessary to SOW
only that which Is suited by nature
to live and develop.
D. W. Ferry & Co., the great Seed
Growers and Seed Dealers of Detroit,
Michigan. supply only the best and
purest, raising their their own seeds
bv the most improved methods and
with greatest care, bringing to then
business the invaluable aid of more
than thirty years. experience. Their
Seed Annual for 1889 is real help
to tlc gardner, and should be In the
hands of all who desire to purchase
pure and true seeds. Send your
name to the firms address at Detroit,
Michigan, and they will forward you
4 copy.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

1t is generally the party having the
least influence in his county that i'm
agines he carries the entire territory
in his breeches' pocket. Such par.
tier may delude themselves into this
belief but the public have different
opinion AL tho ssme.-Tucson,
Ariz., CitiEen.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

We have made arrangements with
the Philadelphia Weekly Press so
that we can furnish it with this pa
per for two dollars aud ten cents a
year, the subscription of REGISTER is
two dollars . year, the Philadelphia
Press one dollar a year, we will fur
nish both papers for *2.l when paid
in advance and on no other terms.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

We will guarantee that you never
saw finer vegetables, such as Irish
and sweet potatoes, cabbage, celery.
carrots, parsnlps, beets. oniona, let
tuce, beans, peas, raddishes, turnips.
vines and melons anywhere than you
can see during any growing season
right here in the Arkansas valley.
Many follow market gardening and
get rich in a few years, from the
enormous yield and the splendid
prices afforded by the mountain min
ing markets, sach cities as Denver,
Colorado Springs, Pueblo and Trini-
dad, all in few hours ride by rail.
Las Animas Democrat.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05
They we're ai.re

They we're aisne
At le,st they would have been
alone if it had not been for each
other.
The fa,hcr'r footsteps sounded on
the stairs.
They knew whose foots'ep it was
because one of bis legs was gutta-
percha and habitunlIy walked out
of tune with the other.
"Iad | no, better BE- going?" he
asked auxioualy.
"Why? Simply because Pa is
coming? Whv, you don't know Pa.
He lays he thinks you are the incest
young man that ever came to the
house
.lnde.dr' gasped the astonished
youth"
YES. he thinks yon are bound to
rise in the world. and that he would
not for an instance be sfraid to trust
nav happiness to your keeping At any
time you might see St."
Adolphus' chair was empty.
He had just turned the corner two
blocks Merchant Traveller.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

-Four hundred miles of irrigating
bitches are now under contract for
construction in the A.kansas valley,
in Bent and Pueblo counties. Water
is guaranteed to the farmers along
the lines as soon as it will be needed
In the spring of 1sss.--Field and
Farm.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

A scheme has been devised, says
the Burlington Eawkeye, for making
church soclals pleasant. Each per-
son is given card on which dozen
names are written and is required to
talk five minutes with each one
whose name is on the card. At the
expiration of five minutes a bell ia
struck and new partner is sought.
BY this plan wall flowers are elimi.
mated, everybody receives attention,
cliqes are broken up and all go horne
happy. It isn't exactly progressive
euchre, but it Is built on the same
plan.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05
Round Trip Tickets to tho
South.

The Fort Worth railroad offers the /.
most entlcing excursion trips of the
season. Buy one of Winter
Tourist tickets which are sold at very
low rates, and visit the south or Old
Mexico. You have the choice of
routes both going and returning,
and you are given opportunity to Wis
it such places of historic interest as
Austin. Galveston, San Antonio, Ar
ansas Pass and New Orleans, or
Mentrey, Saltillo and the City of
Mexico. For further information
concerning tourist rates and the
choice of routes, call at the city tick
ct Office of the Denver, Texas & Fort
Worth railroad, or on any ticket
agent in Colorado.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

An editor of an Iowa paper being
asked "Do hogs pay?" says that a
good many do not; that they take
the paper for several years and then
have the postmaster send 1t back
marked "refused," ""gone vest etc.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05

Colorado now has five thousand
miles of irrigating ditches that fur
nish water to two and one-half mill
ions of acres. There is water suffici-
ert for three millions more.-Colo.
RADIO Springs Echo.
Bent County register., 1889-01-05
GoEnraiss,oner'sP Proceed.

314eS.
On Saturday the County Commits.
sioners, executed contracts In dmli
cate with the Missouri Valley Bridge
and Iron Company to whom had
been awarded the contract for build.
ing the iron bridge opposite Las Ami
mas for the sum of $I9,35o. The
bridge Company giving Messrs. Nc
Phoe and McGinnity of Arapahoe
county as sureties.
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26th.
Contract awarded to VIM. Peari
for furnishing wood to the Court
House at So 90 per cord.
A. I'll. Andrews and Company, sub
mitted seating plan of Court Room
for approval, ordered that they be IN
structed to place 500 chairs in the
room.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27th.
Miscellaneous business of various
kind was attended to. among which
was the granting of the Court House
to the order of Odd Fellows, to de,l.
icate it on New Years Eve by a
Grand Ball.
Contract was also made with DR..
w. NJ. Cummings to act as Superin-
tendent of the Hospital at a salary
of $55 90 per month, and as County
Physician at salary of $3.50 per
month.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2Sth.
Board inspected river crossing at
old Las Animas aud the bridge on
Rule creek. Me, at Court House at
p. m. and on motion, engaged, en-
gineer II. NJ. FosdiCk Sr. as Superip.
tendent of the construction of bridge
At Las Animas and that Commission
er Murray employ man to inspect
the placing of the tubular piers in
position.-Las Animas Leader.