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The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1889-03-28
kansas PATE NT~.

The following is a list of patents
granted to citizens of Kansas for the
week ending March 10, 1889, reported
specially for the EMPoRIA DAILY NEWS
through the Office of W. A. Redmond,
solicitor of patents, 631 F. st. n. W.,
Washington. D. c.:
A. J, Adamson, Sabetha, rolling har-
row and cultivator.
Quincy Baldwin, TOnganoxie, sash
balance,
j. 81. Cassidy. Leavenworth. cover
fastener for vessels.
G. w. Day, Lansing, fountain at
tachment for wash boilers.
Alma Emmons. Galena, ore opera
tor.
Enos Landes, Reserve. cultivator.
W. .. Makemson. Prescott, churn.
H. G. Perry, Coffeyville, ironing
board.
I'D. Pritchard, Topeka hammock
suspension device.
F. w. Richey, Armourdale. stop, or
throttle valve.
R. F. Robinson, Kansas City, brick
machine.
SaIIie C. Tucker. Garnett. buckle.
]. II. Wishart, Marion, sad-irOn
heating apparatus.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1889-03-28

THE Mexican mission. if he could get
it, would fill the measure of Thos. A.
Osborn's ambition.
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Total. 1919
The little interest manifested in the
election accounts for solight a registra-
ton.
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LIZ Senator Plumb's views about the
opening of Oklahoma be well founded
the boomers will have to be patient.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1889-03-28

KLEIN, lately of Samoa, has tale
he wants to unfold at the Berlin con-
ference. Brother Klein is very en-
thusiastic in seeking notorietv.
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j. A. Greenlee has moved into the
city and has located at 513 East street
His sale at Americas on the 4th was a
great success.
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Sherif Worster

Sheriff Worster has reached
the climax of his popularity.
AS the custodian of 5000 bottles
of beer, it could noes be other
wise. AS he Is quiet and even tenn
pered man there is little fear that his
head will be turned But what a
glorious race he would make now if q
candidate for Office.
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ONLY 70 out of 229 towns in New
Hampshire voted for prohibition.
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SIN THOMAS, an elder brother of w.
E. Gladstone, has just died at the age
of So. He renamed a firm tory to the
last.
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The popular blood purifier, Hoods
Sarssparlla, is having a tremendous
sale this season. Nearly everybody
takes it. Try it yourself.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1889-03-28

THE lawyers are now mainly inter
ested in the question, who will succeed
Justice Stanley Mathews?
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r. Bean has lease d the Western driv-
ing and exhibition park, and contem-
plates spring and fail meetings and
county far this year. The best horses
in the west are being bid for, and it is
presumed that Emporia will again have
a successful fair. Fairness and hon.
esty should characterize every action
Of those contemplating this enterprise,
and then it win not only be success
this year, but will inspire the conf
dence of the people and may be repeat
ed from year to year. But little
trickery, if discovered, win make it the
last one for years to come.
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There is no danger that the popula-
tion of Winfield viii be depleted until
after the next sitting of the district
court. Four rape cases viii be tried
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Judge Combs can tie knot with his
tongue which can t be united with the
teeth.
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D. S. Avery returned Thursday from
San BaTnadino. California, where he
has resided for about two years. While
his wife's health has been considerably
improved he does not regard that
country as being more healthy por-
ton Of the moral vineyard than this.
Hesays the summers are very oppres-
sive, and at times almost unbearabIe.
The area Of country fit for any use at
all. is, comparatively, very small.
Thousands Of people would be glad to
return to their old homes in the mid
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Emscts of Mild Weather.

Emects of Mild Weather.
Good Citizen-Did you dispense any charity
todayl
Wtfe-yes, fed three tramps.
'tPoor fellowsI Who were theyT"
sHTwo coal dealers and plumber. "-Phila-
deiphia Record.
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To che Stats University.

Prof. W. G. Stevens, of the EmpOria
high school has been elected to the
position of Assistant Professor of
Natural Science in the State Univer-
SHY of Kansas. of which institution he
is a graduate. For four years he has
filed the chair of Professor of Natural
Science in our high school to the per-
feet satisfaction of the Board of Edu-
cation and the people of this city. He
will move to Lawrence in July and en-
ter upon the duties of his position at
the beginning of the next school year.
Thus it will be seen that the stream is
turned back upon its fountain and the
University recalls the contribution it
has made to the educational force Of
the state. While our people regret to
lose Mr.. Stevens, they, nevertheless,
feel pride in the promotion of one of
their citizens to a place of such dignity
and honor. The best wishes of the
people of Emporia will go with the
Professor and his estimable wife to
their home in the ''historie city,
JIM. Anderson has just concluded
contract with the commissioners Of
Douglass county. Colorado, under
which heris to construct a magnificent
court house in Castle Rock, the county
seat of that county. The plans shOW
building that would be a credit to
even Lyon county. Mr.. Anderson
has been very successful as a contrac-
tor in building many very fine and
costly buildings in western Kansas.
He has now crossed the line and will
no doubt receive other contracts in
Colorado. The commissioners of
Douglass county have been fortunate
in coming to terms with Mr.. Ander-
son as he is one of the most reliable
and successful contractors in this part
| OF Kansas
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Commissioners.

We, the undersigned banks and bankers,
will pay ali prizes drawn in the Louisiana
State Lotteries which may be presented at our
counters:
r. NJ " ALMSLEY. Pres. Louisiana Nat Bank
PIERRE LANAUX, Pres. State Nat. Bank.
A BALDWIN, Pres. New Orleans Nat. Bank
Carl. KOHN. President Union National Rank
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RAILROAD It's: ETA BILE.
GOING EASTWARD.

GOING EASTWARD.
Arrives. Departs.
No. i, New York Express. II 20 q. III. ii 80 a. IN
No. 8, Eastern Express l2:45 p. m. 12:5 p. m
No. 2, Atlantic Express. Il 40 a. N. l2:55 g.
No. 8, Local Passenger. 1:30 a. m. l:35 a. m
GOING WESTWARD.
No. 3, Mexico s. Arizona
Express. sos p. IN. 3:10 p. IN
No. 5, Denver Il Utah Elk. 4:2O y. ABS p.
40. z, Newton * Arkansas
City Express .... 2:25 a. M. 2:35 a. m
No. !, California Express. sos a N. 3:l5 g.
OTTAWA BRANCH.
Kansas City accommodation, leaves. @ so q
Way freight from Ottawa, arrives. SEQ p. M
Emporia accommodation, arrives .I0:i0p. IN
HOWARD BRANCH.
Arrives. Leaves.
Way freight. 900 d. III. $50 a.
passenger %. H. 4.OU p III
Chanute accommodation. 9:l5 d. m. H:l5 u.
NoTE-All of the above trains RIM daily ex-
cepting the freight and accommodation on
sae Ottawa branch and the freight and Cha
mute train on the Howard branch.
NJ K. T. r. K.
NoRTH-Mail leaves. 4:30 p. IN
Freight leaves .......--. l:20 p. m
Freight leaves. .. 3S g. m
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IF AFFLICTED WITS ANY DISEASE
CONSULT

DE-. COOPER.
Who treats with equal success all durable
diseases. LUNG and THROAT trouble sue
cessfuIIy treated with OXYGEN and the
PNEUMATIC treatment STRUCTURE.
JUNIORS PILES and CANCERS re-
moved without cutting. CATARRh perma-
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ceives special attention An forms Of the
GENIT0 URINARY organs 9 life study.
DISEASES Of MEN q speciality. II you
are WEAK, NERVOUS or 0EBILI-
TATED from any cause consult at once pR.
COOPER. It makes no difference WHAT you
have taken or WHO has failed to cure you. Is
years of successful experience in the treat
ment OF CHRONIC DISEASES. If you
can't go and see the CELEBRATED ply
SECIAN, write to him. he viii send you some
valuable information regarding his new
method OF treatment. The DOCTOR Is the
GREATEST WESTERN ELECTRICIAN.
OXYGEN HOME TRHATAEEr, sent by express.
Fees stated before treatment C0NSULTA-
TON FREE. Call On or address
p. 81. COOPER, g. ..
Resident Specialist. Imports. KnsSsGs.
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Rheunafs7,
and Neuralgia

These twin diseases cause untold suffering.
Doctors admit that they are dif1cult TO cure
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THURSDAY, MARCH IS, 1889.
Telegram-herald., 1889-04-15
A FOOLISH YOUNG MAN
suicides Because lie j. Poor, aud Hnte'
To Meet Ills sweetheart.


NEW YORK., April 1.-THE suicide OF
Egidlous Torwald. son of the Norwegian
and Swedish Consul-General To- the
Netherlands, brought to light the wo-
man i'm the case She was found I'm
Brooklyn, and told her story in Italian,
through am interpreter. Ida Frazzcr Is
her name, and She was playing am en-
gagcmcnt with circus IN OScarOne.
Sweden. when Torwald met her. They
fell IN love with each other, and aian-
donng the circus they travelled togcth-
or for about ten days, and then they
parted, she gong 90 Trieste 10 visit
her family and prepare for the trip
to America, and her lover to Berlin
where She expected to JOIN HIM later.
She had been home only two days
when She received a dispatch from him
stating that hc was about 10 sail for
this country and 10 come to Berlin at
once. She replied that 10 WIS lmpos,i-
bile for her To- 20 so soon. and begged
HIM 10 wait few days. Shortly after
ward hc tolcgraphcd her from London
lhat hD was about tO sail for Amerca
lic asked her To follow him and sent
hoI money 10 pay her passage. on hi,
arrival here on February is he wrote
her again urging her 10 start at once.
She did So. and reached New York last
week He did not meet her as she CN-
pcctcd. 80 She went to the Union square
Hotel and notified him of her arrival.
The following day She called at hs
hotel. the MOrcllo. She was told that
he was not I'm. She waited a long tmc
and then left a card telling HIM to call
mt her hotel that night. He
did not COME She sand, pathct-
ically. "and | cried all night. y
She wandered down 10 the Battery and
sat down I'm One of tine seats IN the park
suddenly looking up She esped her
rccrcaut lover. With cry OF Joy She
ran toward him. lie received her
coldly. and. in response 10 her re-
proacbcs, grufly told her that he had
no money and that sine must shift for
herself. She WAS desperate. her money
Sas all gone. and She pawncd her dla-
monds To pay her board. Acquant-
ancc- i'm Brooklyn advised her 10 size
Egidus for breach of promise. Papers
In the case were served Monday last
upon Eg.dus. and the following day las
suicide occurred.
Telegram-herald., 1889-04-15
ADDING By MACHINERY.


NeseA AaaFa tfHa fHF r2tt1s hf a.
WorA fsr BeoAkeeper-.
NEe laaa Apl IfH 81. Oxen
toa Lot.st IA, hF. aas leoa.e .ae
o- rae regular sololrlers az tAe fIla
Avenue hoal
~ hate Az lass perfected sai he
"a s.luF Fle machine i1 u.ne keF,. na.ch
4. rt .ed a standard rteonirr. tlst VII.
prut All current lIans.let.ol- of hanks.
"a. matter how complicated. lHulreI
checks u regular rotation. add la lal-
maG- A. eaCa eatrs + made and -tl ze
balance ~ dag IS business whenever re-
Qlrsd
Ne laFe taken use wears to make .i
~ mathemateaAy perfect AZ q j.. anl
taere Is au.F nle other similar l-trIl-
iaeut n use. and that j. atthf lrea.ur,
Department 80 Wash ueton where l80
zes- afe used and rAeu only additions,
eau te checked Ne have Incorporated
a company a.th capital of sluo 0oo
Leading New York bankers are our
uuucTaI ucorporaror- and tno cashiers
oi the tlf-r National bank aud tae Bank
of Commerce have tested ther clearing
house transact. ions ond 10 ha, beaten u
speed aud accuracy tAe most practical
accountant
w IS. sherman ~ the Bank on
Commerce. had race w.th t th,
other evening he doing the figuring and
calculations 0f hank cieaanees Tor a
day. amounting to millions. The ma
chime came oar ahead ugu minutes and
was automatically correct, while >hrr.
mau made a mistake OF 100000 IA h.-
addition.
Ne have an attachment u the shap,
~ am electric motor. WUca wII print
and numher any quantity ot elevated
railroad tickets up % A. .Wo within feW
minute, hy touching SIS KEYS. That b.
to say. ticket seller can be supplied
Hltl machine filled with "a blank roll
ot paper capable of printing 5.Uo,
tickets. He can regulate the quantity
required hy thc adjusting keys and Too
tickets. all pruted and numbered CON
secuuyely, VIII be thrown out ready foot
passing through a small aperture M th,
window as quickly as one single t.ckcf
can he handed ont.
at any time Of day the machine vii
record the exact number OF tickets sold
and VIII hc q check upon the tckc'
AGENT = t.1sn 30
Telegram-herald., 1889-04-15

A Point "a Pugsls sound Selected
a. r1s site.
Tue rosins faapostaues 90 AiaskA Aad
Ffesenf i.a rosfanes "a ashtns-
tsa Forelbls Ceaslasr
tlons- .trafesie.


PEE
congress provided taAl a cltll.s s--o-
slol.d 81 anro atei to choose Sire t0r
A -.... rs.,. ..,..f ..n fr. Pacific coast
fafalel ~ latitude, ora ilr 7Aptrs et
Oregon cr vi Washington Territory 5lt
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'"'a tt' l'ae ''-- '-
Alfred l.. MaAan, Commander g.. ~
Chester and ffaute.ant Commander
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aut Hl..e fnrlr tuIl report Hll upL nr
ready tlta ts ntuF maps tai .tal--
t..-. fol several weeks. t - known taat
tlr ste agreed ufHu i- I'D Puget >1Hua,
-t lFUur fe ta. tlHu ol ~eaill.-
lat reasons for ~iectn- ta-- poirt
Ar eutH AS ~al duHfiIe-- eoumeat
tNeni-r.t.- tH tle Natt itlal tiurnt
tad t1 tnt-fr,s- D. iNe uf-i pprr, 2
n.i situated Ilf 3. PRIMARY purpose
ot tun -Nns naval 9.n.ilpi'.. CONS i1
tli LHl ti 0uN-c liNt .drN 4't iiie ia-
c.n. coast nf iae -t.il- navy fafu At
Mare -Itud- iAr .tf'tf - easily tc-
ces-.u.e fl1m Iumt, ru iae - q
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o. additionally provided i.t uf "lng
between $50 navy uo-- pl tfr otntf
haal tne growing W lurtfulct ot A4-
ASIA 1ad tnr tNI-tN- Importance oI
tae uew state ot Washington make
f.e present ste more dr7.ft'ir
tlau one further -"Alh- bul .Ne tlr
Telegram-herald., 1889-04-15

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pushed irNm iH' fHt W i1.
annex taat n.-.a ..t- .t' itti H.lr
c.'af 'u h"' NaoNta Ni-
hai.N gave .'i i.'i'
Telegram-herald., 1889-04-15
A NEW SPAPER WAR.
The "Star" Against the other New York
Newspapers.

NEW YonK. April 1.-THE contest be-
tween the newspapers m the combine
which has raised the sunday rate 20 >
cents per copy. and the Niar. which
maintains its price at3ccuts. grows very
hot. " L. sullivan. general manager
oi the STAR WAS invited INTO the comhl-
nation. hut refused % enter. For tue
past week sullivan has rad multitude
~ men. employed m "hoomng the
>'1-. Yesterday DO had nearly one
hundred employee Isr.mting placard~.
hand bills. ctc Tins morning tno Star
published the following no the hcsd ot
H. editorial page "1he edition ot the
>analr >'1f th.- morning j. 10000 cop-
a-. d.. demand. OWING to the advance
p the preo oi tine othor papers, n>iI-
hr- tbs Icr large wagons VIII dlsir o-
ate tae Saf to tne dcaiers who thu-
rld4euv increase thor orioI-. d.
M1av cases the dealers have dropped
ot..ru1n.fs and substituted >'1rs. There
.sa revolutions. gentlemen ~ tff rfHs-
paper frHst. are tar people wI lcf ton
know u.sat t..fr afe gong to do ateat
IHe ure- dtf.rT. are in afm,
a~afr-ffNo famhrlt or laY Yfr-. ard ale
w.lsE fI.e interest of tn0 >
Telegram-herald., 1889-04-15
TRIED TO WRECK A TRAIN
4 Chain Placed Acro.s he Track of an

chain Placed Acfo's he Track OF an
chio i-,. 49,. a. "es~iior.
Mission, O., April li.-Ye,terday
am attempt was made to wreck a pas
~cngcr tram on the Cleveland, Loran
* Wheeling Railway near Tippecauoe
station. \ heavy log cham was
wrapped around the rail, and three or
four cross-tlc, were piled over the rails.
The express tram passed over the cham
ln safety and came to a stop before
reaching the tics. Suspicion rests upon
man recently ejccted from tram by
tine conductor of tins tram, and who
threatened tO Kill the conductor.
Telegram-herald., 1889-04-15
NO TIDINGS YET.
The Fate OF the Passengers of the Den
mark Stisl in the Dark.

NEW YORK, April l4.-None of the
vessels which arrived in port today
brought any news Of the fate OF the
passengers of the abandoned steamer
Denmark. The Amsterdam, from
Rotterdam, and Ia Champagne, from
liNrc, brought reports of heavy
weather. The Amsterdam passed the
spot where the City of Chester had the
day before sighted the Denmark, but
nothing was then visible. The Amster-
dam hrngs thlrty-sevcn cabin aud i3,
stecragc passengers. the Ia Champagne
hrng, eighV-four cabin and So steer
age passengers.
Telegram-herald., 1889-04-15
Obliged to Stop Storing
Stoves in Summer.
D1ILJ POfNTER<.

For several season past we
have endeaVOred 10 acc0mmo-
date many OF oar customers
10y taking care of thelrheatlng
stove, during the summer.
We desire TO respectfully an
nounce to al those persons
our inability TO favor them in
this manner any more. We
regret to withdraw such ac-
c0mmOdatou~. but oar IN
creasing business with It's
forcibIe cry iol more room,
more room. render, this action
necessary. we make tins an
nOuncement early That persons
so Cesiring may make otler
arrangements.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-09-25
NEGROES HORRIBLE CRIME.
Re Abducts Young Girl and Drives Her
Insane BY His Abuses.


NEW ORLEANS, Sept 17.-One of the most
horrible cases on record in the criminal annals
of this city was brought TO light to-day and the
perpetrator of the outrage safely landed in Jail.
The facts are as follows:
Louise Shoemaker. pretty blonde Of only
fifteen years, has been missing from her pa
rents residence for over a year. All efforts TO
locate the missing girl by her grief-stricken
parents proved futile until this morning, when
Sergt Kenny was informed that a young white
girl was kept prisoner in room in the rear
of the barber-shop, situated on Felicity-st., be-
tween Dryades and Baronne, by a negro named
Gus Reed. The officer repaired to the place
and finding it closed, broke open the door in
the rear of the shop. As the door
swung back n horrible sight greeted
his eyes. Standing in the center OF the
room was the frail form of a white girl, her
nakedness being hidden by tattered and torn
under garment. Her face was as pale as death,
while her eyes cleaned in a most unnatural
manner. AS the sergeant entered the room
she rushed toward him with a wild cry
and chung tremblingly to his arm, repeat.
ing a half dozen times in piteous tones
Save me, save me-" Kenny attempted TO
console the poor creature, but her mind being
somewhat unbalanced, could not at once under.
stand what he meant 1t was only after repeated
assurance that she was now in friendly hands
did the unfortunate girl realize her position
and become quiet. She was much emaciated
with a look OF terror on her still pretty face
The officer Immediately secured clothing, and
upon questioning the girl learned that she had
been locked up in the room by Reed for over q
year, and was compelled to submit to his base
purpose.
Sergeant Kenny Immediately sought Reed
and found him in the shop and PLACED him
under arrest The culprit was taken to the
Sixth-st. precinct station and the proper charge
preferred against him.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-09-25
Is SORRY He SAID II.
Foraker Denies Calling Secy. Noble An
Obscure Cabinet Member.

Foraker Denies Calling Secy. Noble An
Obscure Cabinet Member.
SPRINGFIELD. o.. Sept. 17.-[Special. Gov.
Foraker spoke here at the Eighth district G.
A. r. encampment Saturday. He made
Enthusiastically fiery speech, and in refer
ring to the removal of Corporal Tanner, said:
THAT good, gallant and most beloved no.
legged soldier Corporal Tanner, has been re-
moved from his position, for what reason we
know not. But we propose and are going TO
know WHY he was removed. If Tanner does
not 60 back want man put in his place who
will carry on business in the same style 1t Is
evident that an obscure member of the cabinet,
who was never heard of before his elevation to
that position has been instrumental in remov-
ing Mr. Tanner from office"
The speech was reported by a stenographer
and now Gov Foraker has denied the above,
which prominent citizens declare TO be absO-
lutely correct. Among them is Mayor W. II;
Bainett The "obscure member OF the cabinet
is Secy. of the Interior Noble. Henry c. Noble,
a Columbus millionaire, is a warm friend OF
Foraker and an ardent republican. He IS
very influential and Foraker is afraid OF losing
his influence consequently the denial
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-09-25
Effects of whisky.

IAIhdHsa" II"'tItII
do you see that poor fellow" said saloon
keeper to a temperance lecturer. pointing to a
gray haired convict.
"Who-that poor fellow that handles the
spade with such difficulty
''Yes. Well, q few years ago he was re-
spected man-never drank anything and went
in good society. But. sir, whisky downed him. y
"Do you, a saloou-keeper. acknowledge that
this man, once respected, was sent to the peni-
Tertiary through the vile agencies of whisky"
Yes, sir"
Tell me the story. I want TO use it."
'The story is short. The old fellow stole q
barrel of whisky and was sent to the pen"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-09-25
Henry Tod Her.

Mrs. Latewedde-"What is this in this black
bottle, mammal
Mamma-'That? Oh, that's whisky. got it
70 put on a sprain."
Mrs. Latewedde-"Is that whisky? Why, IL
smells just exactly like the stun the barber
puts on Henry's mustache sometimes"
Mamma-"Did you ever see him put Il ong"
Mrs. Latewedde-"No-o. but that is what
Henry tells me-"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-09-25
boston Transcript

bOsIOn IIaHsCIIpII
81 say, Bill, I've got q scheme which viii bring
me in heaps Of money. II you want to go into
it Just say the word"
''What is it?'
'Its am insurance concern. Members put in
five cents a month, and at the end of two years
they draw out a thousand dollars each"
"But where's your capitalp
"Oh that's all right. Ii only requires tve
dollars in Massachusetts, to start anything in the
insurance line"
"Bat why do you come to mep
~ thought, perhaps. you might want to lend
mo VIZ
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-09-25
A Vessel All the same.

An old salt had just heard Of the death OF a
captain under whom he had made many voy-
ages.
And what did be die OPP asked the old salt.
"Of the rupture of vessel"
"And the right kind Of death for a sailor,
tell you--at the post OF duty" commented the
old salt with much emphasis.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-09-25
No Ciai:n 10 rhe Championship
fChioago Tribune. ]

Sobbing Young Wife carrying on her share
of the first quarre-'1 think you-you are just
the m-m--meanest man in the world"
Young Husband with wider knowledge OF
mankind That's all you know about il. Wini-
fred. / could be a blamed sight meaner than
am without breaking the record"