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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

IT is hard to be wise, but it is compars-
lively easy to look wise when you are not.
and II you keep your mouth shut in most
cases that serves just about as weI-Som-
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Yes, there is plenty of room at the ton.
and there always will be unless facilities
for getting there are improved.
ton Herald
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A DISPUTE over the coal bill is likely to be
q heated controversy.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

No Opium in Piso's Cure for CONSUMPTION
Cures where other remedies fail Csc.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

The statesman in his eagle flights OF ora
tory simply spreads his opinions.
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WHEN Spaniard comes to America and
gets to prefer beer garden to bull fight,
he is said to be on the road to q higher civ.
iliZation.-Texas Siftings.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

Actors, Vocalists, Public Speakers praise
aaie's Honey OF Horehound and Tar. 49,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

CLEANSE the liver, stomach, bowels and
whole system by using DR.. Pierce's Pellets.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

there is variety about being poor that
sometimes makes one weary.-Philadelph
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. Csc
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

The old smokers delight - ''Tansil,s
Punch" Americas finest SC cigar.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

THERE are only few certainties In tho
world. One of them is the mother; you can
always depend upon her.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

MARRIAGE never will be failure till bach
elors' buttons cease to come of.
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ANY one can take Carter's Little Liver
Pills, they are so very small. No trouble to
swallow. No pain or gripping after taking.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

story floor, goes through the center Of
the ventilator, and is IL feet long.
The inside view shows only ono row
of perches, but there are two, and moro
will be added as Observation-Disclosures
Cack1or
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

STRANGE as it may appear, it iswhen tho
fall comes that trade takes q risa-Boston
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Oregon, tho Paradise OF Farmers,
Mild, e9uable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain. grass, stock country
Oregon Immigration board, Portland, Oregon
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MERCURY had wingson his pedal extremi-
ties. The inference ID that he had soar feet.
-Binghamton Republican.
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USE Browns BRoNCnIAL TRocHEs for
Coughs, Colds and all other Throat Troubles,
Prominently the best" Reu. Horny
Ward Beecher.
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PollcE1fEN never. commit crimes. and
they are rather slow In the commitment of
criminalA-N.O o. Picayune.
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M friend, look here you know how weak
and nervous your wife is, and YOU know that
Carter's Iron Pills will relieve her. Now
why not be fair about it and buy her box?
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

The pleasant effect and the perfect safety
with which the ladies may use the LIQUID
fruit laxative, Syrup Of Figs, under all con
o3uons MAKE u their tavorite remedy. It is
pleasing to the eye and to the taste, gentle
yet ehectnal in acting on the kidneys, liver
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Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles shoulG
carefully read the above
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INSIDE VIEW. GROUND PLAN.
Ih1s frame is of AKA scantling, 2s. inches
square (inside). The ventilator is q box
80 inches square (outside) and II inches
high. The north and east sides are open
lattice work, the other two sides closed
up. The flag-pole rests on the second
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

IT Is strange that the man who Is dead In
love with himself should be hated by every
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PURE soap is white. Brown SOAPS are
adulterated with rosin. Perfume is put in to
hide the presence of psstvid fat. Dobbins'
ed. Has been sold since 1865. TRY it nov,
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me Ladies' Dsli.htea.

1oO A0019D O0114heD0s
Tho pleasant effect and the perfect safety
fruit laxative, Syrup Of Figs, under ali con
dltions make 1t their favorite remedy. Il n
pleasing to the eye and to the taste. cantla
yet ehectual in acting on the kidneys. liver
and bowels -
'sYes, " said tho widow to whom he was en- en-
e.9sd; Il am now on tho second hn"-N.
Pure soap is white: Brown soaps are
adulterated with rosin. Perfume is put in to
hide the presence of psitvid fat. Dobbins'
Electric Soap is pure, white and unscent-
ed. Has been sold since 1865. Try it now.
IT is strange that the man who is dead In
love with himself should be hated by every
body who knows him.-Boston TRANSCRIPT.
MI friend, look here you know how weak
ana nervous your wifeis, and you know that
Carter's Iron Pills viii relieve her. Now
why not be fair about it and buy her a box?
Po1lcENHN never commit crimes, and
criminalA-N. o. Picayune.
USE Browns BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs for
Coughs, Colds and all other Throat Troubles,
Pre-. eminenay the best" -Ren Horny
Ward Bcecher.
MERCURY had wingson his pedal extremi-
ties. The inference 10 that he had soar feet.
l-Binghamton Republican.
ANY one can take Carter's Little Liver
Fills, they are SO very small. No trouble to
swallow. No pain or gripping after taking.
STRANGE as it may appear, it 90 when tho
fall comes that trade takes risa.-Boston
Courier.
Actors, Vocalists, Public Speakers praise
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
flkes Toothache Drops cure in one minute
THERE are only q few certainties In tho
world. One of them is the mother; you can
always depend upon her.
The old smokers delight - sTansill,s
Punch" Americas finest SC cigar.
THE statesman in his eagle flights of orr.
tory simply spreads his opinions.
No Opium, in Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Cures where other remedies fail. Csc.
DISPUTE over the coal bill is likely to be
heated controversy.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it, Csc
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-12-12

the form of land grants In that form the
power OF Congress- 30 pfomots the education Of
ths people 10 NOT questioned. DO MOI tkjnk It
ssis,1 = ssss = ssss s snsa ~
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ssTH1 human race il xreat ma >, e.,A ~
eyes, /" said tho widow to whom he ~ en-
gsged; II am now on tho second lan0LN.
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ton Is called to suggestions contained in the
| report of the Secretary.
| ice be separated from the War Department and
established as bureau in the Department of
Agriculture. This, he says. will involve an
reau and the Signal Service, making Of the first
purely civil organization, while the other will
| be purely military.
The proposition to observe the four hundredth
anniversary Of the discovery Of America by the
opening Of a Worlds Fair or exposition in some
| consideration Of Congress. The value and in
| terest Of such an exposition may we'll claim the
promotion of the general Government
THE CIVIL SERVICE.
considerable portion of the message is de-
voted to consideration Of the civil-service
question, and after detailing the facts regarding
President says that the reform Of the civil
service will make no safe or satisfactory ad-
vance until the present law and it's equal ad
fdence Of the people. The message then con
OF By Se snd Sy
onlcers are properly held to high responsible
| ity in its exercise. The growth Of the country
| have magnified this function Of the EXECUTIVE
disproportionately. It can not be denied however
that the labor connected with this necessary
distress, by the sudden and excessive demands
that are mode upon an increasing adrainistra
ton for removals and appointments. But, on
| the other hand, it is not true that incumbency
Is conclusive argument for continuance
in ONCE. 1mpartiality, moderation, fidelity
| to public duty and o good attainment in the
discharge of it must be added before the argu-
ment Is complete. When those holding admin
| tstrative offlces so conduct themselves as to
convince just political opponents that no party
consideration or bias Affects In any way the dis
charge Of their public duties we can more easily
stay the demand for removals.
| am satisfied that both In and out of the
classified service great benefit would accrue
from the adoption OF some system by which the
that in all private employment comes from ex-
ceptional faithfulness and efficiency in the per
Torrance Of duty.
l. AID TO EDUCATloN.
| National aid to education has heretofore taken
the form OF land grants. In that form the
ths people 10 NOT Questioned. DO NOT tkink II
&c e 1nssss,stsl'? 91s,11essa xhsa ts, torn is
The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1889-08-17
PITH AND POINT.
-Fetters of gold are still fetters,
and silken cords pinch

-Fetters of gold are still fetters.
and silken cords pinch
The woman who lives in vanity
lives in vain. Merchant Traveller.
Pride makes some men ridiculous
but prevents others from becoming so.
"A good resolution is fine start
ing point, but as terminus it has no
value.-Scranton Truth.
Doubt is the vestibule which all
must pass before they can enter into the
temple of wisdom.
"A man full of spirits is not natur-
ally given to sober reflection. -Balti-
more American.
Nothing more completely battles
one who is full of trick and duplicity
himself, than straightforward and
simple integrity in another.
1t is greater thing to maintain a
brave and self-respecting silence than
to defend ones self to no purpose
Origen.
If you tell friend your troubles
and he weeps with you it is not for
your trouble that he weeps, but at the
recollection of his own.-Atchison
Globe.
People who are constantly COM
planning that life is burden to them
seem surprised at the intimation that
they are making it burden to every
body else. Merchant Traveller.
When you are young grief is a
tempest which prostrates you; at ma
ture age it is simply a north wind
which adds awrinkle to your brow and
one more white hair to your head.
-Aff1iction acts like the wind upon
the trees, making them take deeper
root; it is the moving of the grass that
it may shoot up thicker and greener;
it is the shaking of the torch that it
may burn brighter.
The insolent civility of proud
man is, if possible, more shocking than
his rudeness could be; because he
shows you, by his manner, that he
thinks it mere condescension in him,
and that his goodness alone bestows
upon you what you have no pretense
to claim. Chesterfield.
They have useful mission who,
proportionately, devote themselves to
telling the world its sins, pointing out
its mistakes, and rebuking its perver-
stiles. But if one do that and nothing
else he is sure to grow into sour and
disagreeable fault-fnder, whose words
are become of no effect, and who is
personally disliked and avoided. We
must acknowledge the good if we are
to help destroy the bad. Pres
byterian.
The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1889-08-17
JAPAN'S CROWN PRINCE.
The Pleasant Disposition of the Mikado's
Oldest Son and Heir.

Ine PIeaSanC disposition OF the M1KadOIS
Oldest Son and Heir.
Compared to his imperial father,
even at the present day, Prince Haru
is much more emancipated, and none
of the old traditions seem to have any
weight in regulating his conduct.
There was no precedent to follow in
the education of Japanese Prince in
the modern way, and Prince Haru has
made many laws for himself. He is a
wonderfully bright and precocious
little fellow, and his small, twinkling
black eyes are full of mischief and see
every thing. He is hardly taller than
an American boy of six years of age,
but he has at times the dignity, the
pride of birth, and consciousness of
station and power, of man of sixty.
His eyes are not slanting, nor indeed
the wonderfully oblique eyes beloved
of the caricaturists. The peculiarity
in the expression of their eyes is given
by the eyelids being fastened in either
do Ii a low OOlOShOo hoO UOCh
taken there. This makes it impossi-
BILE for them to lift the eyelids as high
as we do, and gives the narrower
Sits, through which they gaze, the
peculiar Oriental look. One often sees
Japanese with as round. wide-open
eyes as those of our race, and it gives
an especial beauty to their counte-
nances.
Prince Haru has the exquisitely
smooth, fine yellow skin that is one of
the points of greatest beauty in Japa-
nese children, and bright color some
times shows in the pale-yellow of his
little cheeks. He has the rank of a
Colonel in the Japanese army, and
wears his military uniform and his cap
with the gold star all the time, his
clothes being dark-blue cloth in winter
and white duck in summer. He is fond
of riding, and, when mounted, the
miniature Colonel trots along at fine
gait, giving and returning the military
salute as he passes an officer or sem
try, like a young martinez.
Ruhamah Scidmore, in st. Nicholas.
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BILLINGS PHILOSOPHY.
Some of the Wise Sayings of the Lamented
Josh.

Some of the wise Sayings OF the Lamented
Josh.
The way to git ennything il to ackt
just az tho yu didn't kare whether WI
got it or not.
1t IL az difikult to define a sickness
az it IL to ackount for the meazles.
1t is dredful eazy for a man to dis
pize ritches who haz got about two
hundred and so thousand dollars well
invested.
If fortune haz emmy favorites, it IL
not the Indifferent, but it il thoze
whom we hav to pay to git rid ov their
teazing.
Luv IL like the meazles; if we hav
really got them. they are sure to sho.
When a man IL puffed up with a
harmless kind oy pride that don't do
any hurt, it il krewel piece of bizz-
ness to take the konsait out ov him; it
IL az krewel az to pull the feathers out
ov a pekok's tale.
Every one who trades with the devil
expekts to git the best ov him, but l
never hav seen it did yet.
One reason why advise costs so little
il bekause every one haz sum of it to
spare.
We are so avarishus that even when
we trade with ourselfs we go for git
ting the best end ov the bargain.
My philosophical kreed iz-'Giv a
bear the whole of the road if he will
take it..
#The harte IL a MYSTERIOUS thing; we
kan almost always find out what IL in
mans he'd, but the things that sleep
in the heart are often unknown even to
the possessor.
My sentimental kreed iz-"Straw-
berries and kream if they are h; -dy;
if not, kream anyhow"
1t tmay be diffikult to decide which
men persew the most eagerly, interest
or fame.
Yu kan find men who will sumtimes
repent ov sin, but seldum ov a blum
der.
Thare IL nothing so natral az to lie,
and then dodge behind it.
Mankind kan be divided into two
heaps, andi not wrong them mutch-
a heap ov geese and heap ov gan
ders.
l observe more phools among the
old men than do among the old VIM
min.
think l am honest when say thare
il no man who luvs to be praised more
than do, or who hates to be f1attered
worse.
l would rather watch two raskals
than one phool
To kno hoaO to talk il a CRATE art,
but to kno 9Ohen il crater.
The only sure way to keep skeret
il to forget it. N. Y. Weekly.
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WRITER'S OF INFLUENCE.
The Newspaper Man as the Unrivaled
MoIder of Public Opinion.

The Newspaper Man as the UnrivaIed
MoIder of Public Opinion.
The famous writer's of our time are
not those who have made speeches in
Congress; or supplied squared and
compassed" articles for the great
monthlies. The potent writer of to-
day, and he who governs and directs
the thinking and thus the making
of the country as nodded by popular
opinion, is the newspaper man. No
magazine writer or editor has ever
welded the power of Greeley, Of
Dana. William Cullen Bryant, or Wat
terson, or Curtis, or Halstead. The
restraint put upon fecund newspaper
writer by rules of essayists and of the
magazines cOnstrains invention, sup
presses vital force. A writer who
thinks rapidly and earnestly finds the
fires of genius burning low when he
begins the tedious task of filling ten
or twenty pages of a magazine.
Thirty years ago the admirable liter
ature of the country was only in the
magazines. For the tasteful and
beautiful and ornate. cultured taste
then sought books and periodicals,
like the Orion and the Southern Liter
ary Messenger To-day one may find
as admirable specimens of faultless
rhetoric in daily papers, and especial
ly in their special editions, as in
Oh
monthly publications.
In fact the purely literary and philo-
sOphical monthlies are giving way be-
fore the pressure and power of the
great newspapers, whose best editions
are veritable magazines of choicest lit
erature. The restraint put upon arti-
cles of genius, full of force and inspira-
ton, and ready at moments notice to
discuss any conceivable subject wisely
and tastefully, by the straight-laced
editors of magazines, warps intellect,
restrains its forces and stills fancy to
tremulous repOse. No wonder that the
fierce, earnest logic and vigorous sem
tences OF Horace Greeley refused to air
themselves in the covered vehicle OF
thought and eloquence in which the
neat and tidy and scholarly ''litera-
teurs" of Boston aired the delicate
children of their genius. The writer
of the soft, sweet history of the Dutch
Republic could never have figured in
that partisan prize-ring in which Dana
is a ''slugger" and Watterson a most
graceful and dangerous acrobat But
the men governing the thinking of
mankind to-day are the great journal
lists, and not the magazinists of the
age and century.
There is no American Macaulay or
Jeffries or Christopher North. and
there will never be. The newspaper
has supplanted the magazine. L. T.
Dupre, in Birmingham (Ala.) News.
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the sailor. ''And how does she looke"
"She's lovely" cried the Cupid
blinded youth, $50 matoor, and has
such dignitude."
boy, you are sweet on her." said
the sailor, fercely; don't deny it!''
whats that to you if l amp" re-
torted the lad.
That said the sailor, as he
knocked him down.
He was gone when Billy got his
breath back and scrambled to his feet
again.
Esmeralda Whiting, with her boy
beside her, sat in her kitchen peeling
peaches for preserves, when shadow
fell upon the floor. She looked up
and gave scream. A sailor, with a
bundle on his shoulder, stood there
| looking at her. The red peach drop
ped out of her hand, and rolled over
the white boards. The knife dropped
glittering into the pile of peelings.
"Lysander, or his ghost!" she ex-
claimed.
''Esmeraldar' cried the sailor, and
took her in his arms. 'Inever thought
l should get back to you, my dear, " he
said. 81 left you in bed, you know,
and went out to finish the well. Well,
as l jumped in there was crash;
down went, every thing black around
me, and l knew it was slide. didn't
know any thing more until found my
self splash into the water, and yelled.
When l yelled somebody else did, and
felt myself pulled up by my feet l
expected it was some of the neighbors,
but bless you, when got the water
out of my eyes, there was standing
amongst crowd of Chinese, and in
stead of our house and the barn, a pa
CODA there and joss house here. 1t
took me ten minutes to understand it.
Then | remembered now the dominic
had told us in one of his sermons about
the antipodes. as he called 'em, and
how China was jest under our feet, and
l saw I'd gone clear through the world
and landed by good fortune in a Chi
nese well. Well, 1 knew you'd be
skeered; so l hunted up the Consul
and started my case. He allowed it
was singular, but he stood by me. Aft
er awhile got chance to go home,
but it takes a good while to go round
the world, and I've sometimes thought
I'd never get here. It's over now,
thank goodness. And so that's the
boyr'
He put one arm about his wife and
one about the child, and at that mo-
ment the two middle-aged people NUT
ually, though silently, vowed to live
happily together.
How much of the story her husband
told her Esmeralda believed it was
hard to tell, but certainly, as she de-
clared. China was right where the
dominic said; and Lysander was back
again, and ''Seein' was beIievin'," as
every body knew.-Mary Kyle Dallas,
in n. Y. Ledger.
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The Gases Different.

"Mr. Skinnphlint, exclaimed the
driver of that gentleman's delivery
wagon, as he rushed into the store ex-
citedly, my wagon was run into by a
heavy-loaded truck little while ago
at a street crossing, and"
If my property has been injured in
consequence of your carelessness,
James," said Mr. Skinnphlint, sternly,
Il shall, of course, expect YOU to make
the loss good"
Injured" replied the uriver, my
wagon wasn't hurt bit. The truck
just grazed it. But the fellow that
was drivin' it turned so short that a
box of fancy candies tumble off his
load into my wagon and didn't find
it out till he got out of my sight. I
don't know who he was, and the box
amt marked In case like this I
suppose there would be no harm if I
kept"
James" said Mr.. Skinnphlint, ''you
may give me that box of candies y
Chicago Tribune.