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The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
The bill is already Drawn up a,

The bill is already drawn up and
ready to be introduced by Mr.. West
Of Habersham, to incorporate the
town Of Demorest, in Habersham
county. And a provision of that bill
is that women shall be eligible to
vote and hold office. THE town."
said Mr.. West, sis to be built by
northwestern capital, and in a few
years is bound TO be one Of the
most important in its section Of the
state. 1t is to be mainly manu-
featuring town, but "a lot OF time
and money will be spent in develop
ing the really valuable mineral re-
sources of that immediate vicinity.
A great many of the workmen come
with their families from the north
west, and it is bound to be a big
town. The idea is simply to put
the town and great business enter
prises on high moral basis. Wo-
men can handle the prohibition
question a great deal better than
men, and the town is to be free
from deadbeats and loafers. l. is
to be strictly prohibition town,
and a moral, model town in every
respect. The first mayor and coun-
Gil are to be men, and after that all
women. TIE town is four miles
from GAINESVILLE, the county seat.
1t is on the Blue Ridge and At.
lantic railroad. 1t is just four miles
from Cornelia, on the Richmond
and Danville."
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

Raising forest trees for fuel bids
fair to become profitable enterprise
in Southern California. The Eu-
calyptus tree, on account OF its fast
growth and adaptation to any soil, is
taking the lead. Three years after
planting, the trees are large enough
to cut down for wood, and from &C.
tual estimate will yield from 5000 to
$500, or an average of over seventy
dollars per year for each acre plant
ed. 1t is well known that their very
existence causes precipitation, and
it goes without saying that all the
lands not held for cultivation should
be planted, especially when it can
be made source of profit in itself.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
AN OLD GAME REVIVED.

"One of the neatest tricks / have
heard of in some time was perpetra-
ted by pair of burglars in this city
lately" said police captain yester-
day. 1.-The younger of the two had
entered private residence while
the inmates were at tea. and the
elder stood outside on watch. The
riher was discovered. and was soon
chased from one floor to the other
by two gentlemen members of the
household. Somebody called 'po-
lice, and the outside burglar, draw
ing his revolver, responded. There,
there, ladies; don't make any fuss.
III take care of tits fellow he said
and, making rush, he grabbed his
mate by the collar md gave him a
cuff on the neck as he led him down
the stoop. The family breathed
more freely, and the gentlemen pre-
pared to 60 to the station-house to
swear out a complaint. When they
arrived there nobody had heard of
the case. The burglars had vanish
ed. It's an old trick but | haven t
heard about it in this neighborhood
in many years. IN, Y. Sun.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
THE SUN.
FOR 1889
And for the Democracy.

The SCN believes that the campaign for the
election Of Democratic Congress in 1870 and q
Democratic President in 1892 should begin on or
about the fourth OF next March THE SUN will
be on hand at the beginning and until the end OF
the most interesting and important political con-
hict since the war, doing its honest utmost, as
ever, to secure the triumph of the Democratic
party and the permanent supremacy OF the prn-
cipes held by Jefferson, Jackson and Tilden.
The great fact OF the year is the return to abso-
Lutte power Of the common enemy OF all good
DemOcrats--the polical organization for whose
overthrow The Sun fought at the front for fifteen
years, the memorable year, OF Grant and the
Fraud Hayes, and Garfield and Arthur.
1t is the same old enemy that Democrats now
confront, and he will be intrenched in lie same
strong position 1t has been carried once by
brave and hopeful lighting. DO you not believe
with THE Sun that the thing can hp done again?
Wait and see
The hope OF the Democracy is in the loyal
efforts OF united press, cherishing no memories
OF past differences in nOn-essentials, forgetting
everything but the lessons Of experience, and
that victory is a duty.
Probably you know The SUN already as a
newspaper which gets all the news and prints it
in incomparably interesting shape; which
chronicles facts as they occur and tells the truth
about men and events with absolute fearlessncss,
making the completest and most entertaining
journal published anywhere on earth; and which
sells its opinions only to its subscribers and pur
chasers at two cents per copy--on Sundays four
cents Ii you do not know the Sun, send for it
and learn what wonderful thing it is to be in the
sunshine
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
Bridge Contract.
ORDlNARY's OFFICE, Cobb Co.

ORDINARY 5 UFFICE, CObb Co.
Marietta, Ca, July 18th 1889.
Sealed bids will be received until $50
O'Clock p. m, Saturday the 18th day Of
August next, for furnishing material and
building two stone piers and a bridge
across Noses Creek, on the Atlanta and
Powder Springs road Tie bridge to be
one span 80 feet long, to be built of red
heart pine, free from imperfections. The
piers to be built of fiat hard stones, laid in
strong cement and lime mortar The right
Is reserved to reject any and all bids. The
bids to be put in separately for the
bridge aud for the piers
Plans, particulars and specifications can
be seen at this office
]. NJ, STONE, Ordinary.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
For Fence Or StOcklaw.
ORDINARY'S OFFICE. Corr Co !

ORDINARY'S OFFICE, CoBB Co. !
MARIETTA, GA, July 18TH 1899. !
The law having been complied with as
to filing petition, and notices as contained
in Section 1876 Code of Georgia It is
ordered that an election be held at the
court ground OF Post Oak, (1319th) Dis.
trict, q, NJ, of said county, on Saturday
10th day of August 1889, on the question Of
"FOR FENCE OR STOCKLAW.'
Those voting for fence will have writ,
ten or printed on their ballots, For
Fence and those for stocklaw will have
on theirs, "Stockaw."
Witness my hand and official signature.
j. NJ. STONE, Ordinary.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
It first a little hacking cough,

At first little hacking cough,
"'Tis nothing but a cold"
They say, Twill very soon wear off. "
Alas, the story old
The hectic cheek, the failing
strength,
The grief that cannot save,
And life's wan flame goes out at
length,
In a consumptive's grave.
If persons would use DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, when
irritation cf the lung is indicated
by cough, it would be an easy
matter to avert consumption. Be
wise in time. The discovery" is
guaranteed to cure in all cases OF
disease for which it is RECOMMENDED,
or money paid for it will be prompt
ly refunded.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
Sheriff7s Sales =. for Sept.

Will be sold before the court house door
in the city ofMarietta, Cobb county Ga,
on the first Tuesday in September 1889,
during the legal hours of sale. the follow
ing property to>wt
One half lot of land No. 2s6, in the Goth
District and End Section of Cobb county,
Ga, containing 36 acres, more or less,
Levied on as the property Of will J.
Winn, TO satisfy fifas issued from Justice
Court of the S9S District G. NJ, of said
county, in favor Off. NJ. Dobbs VS.. VIII
j. VIM. Levy made and returned to me
by R. w. Noon, L. c.
P. 0. MCLAIN, Sheriff.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
GEORGIA-COBB COUNTY:

TO whom it may concern: Application
will be made to the Court Ct Ordinary of
said county at the first regular term, after
the expiration of four weeks from this
notice, for leave to sell the lands belong
ing to the estate of NJ, VI. Elliott, late of
said county deceased, for the benefit Of
the heirs and creditors of said deceased
This July 31st 1899. J. L. FOSTER,
Administrator Of NJ. III. Elliott.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
GEORGIA-COBB COUNTY:

To whom it may concern: Application
will be made to the Court of Ordinary of
said county, at the first regular term after
the expiration of four weeks from this
notice, for leave to sell the lands belong
ing to the estate OF Jane Jones, late of
said county, deceased, for the benefit of
the heirs and creditors of said deceased
July 31st 1889 j. L. FOSTER,
Administrator of Jane Jones.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

When taken for a few days, pot
ash mixtures impair the digestion,
take away the appetite, and dry up
the gastric juices which should as
sist in digesting and assimilating
the food. Swift's Specific has just
the opposite effect; it improves d.
gestion, brings appetite, and builds
up the general health.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

"Swift's Specifics a great blessing
to humanity, says Mr.. Z. P, Gordon,
of 725 Broad street, Nashville,
Tenn, ''for it cured me of rheuma-
tism of very bad type, with which
| had been troubled three or four
years. S. s. S. cured me after |
had exhausted everything else.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

Mr.. ]. r. Grinstead, Sonora, Ky,
says: "My children have sometimes
had boils and other signs of blood
with loss Of appetite,
etc., at which times ! have found
Swift's Specific most successful
remedy, in no instance failing to eff
feet a speedy and permanent cure.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

Mr.. Russell Myrick, of the firm
of Myrick & Henderson, Fort Smith,
Ark, says he wishes to add his tes-
timony to the thousands which
nave already been given as to Swift's
Specific. He says he derived the
most signal benefit from its use to
cure painful boils and sores result
ing from impure blood.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
DIR. III. V. REYNOLDS,
PRACWCING PHYSICIAN,

VSTHEN NOT ENGAGED ELSE
w where may be found during the day
at his office, up stairs, in McClatchy Build
ing, Southwest corner of Public Square,
and at night at his residence on Powder
Springs street, two doors above the Metho.
dist parsonage, Marietta, Ga Telephone
No II.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
DIR. Z. J. SEIZE,
PHYSICIAN and SURGEON,

PHYSICI1N IND SURGEON,
TNENDERS HIS PROFESSIONAL
L services in the practice of Medicine in
all its branches to the citizens of Marietta
and surrounding country. Office at DR.
E. j. Setzes Drugstore All calls prompt.
ly attended to.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

AIRY one interested who desires to know more
about the wonderful merit OF B. B., will please
send address to Blood aim CO., Atlanto. Ga for
their illustrated BOOK OF Wonders" u
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
M A ri EFT a
Opposite the Kennesaw House

CHUCK ANDERSON, Proprietor
VVHE BEST OF VEHICLES, THE
safest of drivers and the fastest OF
horses are always ready, night and day
for hire. No man or woma- or child ever
has given me a call in the past, who has
been, nor shall any ever in the future be,
dissatisfied with my teams or the men in
my employ. Everything and every body
about me are a No. l.
l have cheapened my charges proper
tionate to the stringency of the times,
For references as to the truth of what
say, as to the turn - and charges, &c
to my friends, which means the pablo
generally.
Parties hiring are strictly responsible
for thesafety 10 themselves. vehicles
horses !. A G. ANDERSON
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
DIR. j. ID. MALONE,
YSTCLAN AND SURGEON,

MARIETTA, GEORGIA.
OFFICE south side of Public Square,
~ at Malone's Drug Store Residence
on the corner of Atlanta and Anderson
streets. Calls In city or country answered
promptly day and night
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
GEO. n. LESTER,
ATTORNEY ATLAW,

III UN4FEI III III ",
MARIETTA. GA viii continue to
WI practice in all the Courts OF the
Blue Ridge Circuit and in Douglas county
of the Stone Mountain circuit aud else
where BY agreement He is able and will.
ing to give prompt attention to all business
confided to him. Office over Anderson
Bros store, Southwest Corner of the Pub
lie Square.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
J. J. NORTHCUTT.
4 TTORNEY AT Ian

4TTORNEY At LAW,
a CWORTH, GEORGIA. WILL
"A practice in the counties OF Cobb,
Paulding, Cherokee, Barlow and others.
Immediate attention given to collections
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
). A. YINS0N, NJ. D. A. p. KEMP, NJ.
DrS. YINSON & KEMP.

GENERAL PRACTITIONERS
MARIETTA, GA. OFFICE OVER
III Mckenzie & Warrens store. Resi-
dence opposite Episcopal Church on
Church street.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
DIR. G. TENNENT.

Office Up Stairs in Masonic Building.
NOUTH-SIDE PUBLIC SQUARE, MA
= rietta, Ga. Has removed residence on
Cemetery street. All calls promptly at
tended J1ly 4th, 1888.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
A. II. Morris, Pine Bluff, Ark, writes:

"Hot Springs failed entirely to cure me of several
terrible, indolent running ulcers on my legs, with
which have been troubled for many years. Sever
al doctors also attempted to me but failed.
HOT SPRINGS have only used a few
bottles Of B. 3. B.,
made in Atlanta, Ga) and the effect has been truly
magical,a the7 have all healed and am cured after
everything failed. My general health is also improv.
ing, appetite and digestion good. sleep soundly,
and never fel! better Doctors :o!d me that could
not oe cured.
| refer to every merchant or professional! man o..
Pine Bluff.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
DIR. N. n. GOBER,

PR4CTICING PHYSICIAN,
TENDERS HIS PROFESSIONAL
4 services to the citizens of Marietta and
country. Office, West-side Of
Square, Upstairs in Nichols Hall Res
ldence at the Laneau house, one block
from Cherokee street, Marietta, Ga.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
WHAT WE WANT,

We want everybody to call and see
what kind of goods We keep. Ityou wish
a fine or cheap watch or watch key,
piece OF silverware OF gold or silver
thimble, an Iron Or Marble clock Of any
description, we want you to come to see
us. In Jewelry, Cha MS and Rings cur
stock is very complete And last we
want to sell you your Spectacles and Eye
Glasses, also do your Repairing in cur
line
J. II. BATE CO,
Jewellers and Opticians
Marietta, Ga.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15
DIR e. vi. ALLEN.
DR.. p. r. CORTELYOU,

PRACTICING PHYSICIAN,
MARIETTA, GEORGIA. OFFICE
III North-side Public Square, over R. H.
n orthcutt's Millinery store. Consultation
Hours, 81 a. m to 1913 to p. M, unless
otherwise engaged Telephone No. Is.
Residence nearly opposite Pres oyterian
ChuIch. on Church street,
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

Address THE sun, New York.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1889-08-15

Jewellers and Opticians,
Marietta, Ga.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-07-11
DELINQUENT TAX SALE
Hodcs Of Sale Of Real Property iOP D.
llnqUsHt Taxes for the Year 1888.

Notice Is hereby given that on Monday,
the 5th day Of August, 1889, at the
East door Of the Court House In North
Yakima, Yakima County Washington
Ter, between the hours Of 10 O'Clock in
theiorenoon and o'clock In the afternoon
Of said day, and from day to day there
alter until all lands are disposed Of upon
which taxes are due, by virtue Of the
authority vested in me BY law Is Sheriff
and Ex-oficio Tax collector Of Delinquent
Taxes Of Yakima County, and by virtue
Of the warrant Of the Auditor Of said
County Commanding me to collect the
taxes delinquent and charged In the
Triplicate Assessment Roll Of said County
for the year 1855, win sell 1t Public
Auction al the following real estate Sit
uated in Yakima County upon which
taxes have been levied and not paid for
the year issS, or . sufficient portion
thereof to satisfy al taxes, penalties, in
terest, and costs due to the said County
Of Yakima from the owners thereof for
said year.
Tho names Of the pessOns to whom the
land is assessed is placed In this notice
Immediately before the description Of the
lands assessed to sach persons in each
paragraph respectively imediately fol-
lowed by the amounts due.
D. E. LESH,
Sheriff and Ex-Oficio Tax Collector Of
Yakima County, Washington Ter.
Datedthls nth dayof July, 1859.
Anderson Bros North Yakima, HUI
sons adj, lots Is and 16, blk $50, I LIS
Armstrong, J M-NWl< Of NW1<
SCI, 81, twp Is, r 10, 10 acres 4.26
Beebe, Q F-NoEth Yakima, Hu- =.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-07-11

Burke, p Slot /, blk SO, in North
Yakima, and 81 se1[ and ne1<
sci, see IL, tp Is, 10. 10 acres 7.s6
Boyd, E--Lots !, ? and g. VIZ Of Is
nw1l, &C II, tp 7, 81, and lots
1&z, sec 81, tp 8, Z 81 1911 acres loss
Bennett, Frankie B-Nogth Yakima
Lot 5, blk 2O8. ........,..,.. 2.76
BEokaw, Alex. - North Yakima
Lot 10, blk 50. ............... 5.7S
Carlyle, 7. J-Ex sec 81, tp7, rng
80, so acres. ................ 1896
Clark, ] O--Al Of that portion Of
land east Of the N P R r right
oi-way, Wy Of SCI. neiz OfswA
and selz Of nWl sec 81, tp Is, :,
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-07-11

kt1s-Because II has eight Of the nnest, largest
immediately tributary u l..
6eeOnd-The seasons are from four to eight
weeks earlier than any other part Of the north
west coast. ,
Thlrd-Beeanas we have the fiuest and mos.
delightful climate in the Paelhe northwest.
FOurtb-Ne are destined 10 become the great
trunk Earden Of the coast, with q eaNh market
Tor our prOdncts on Puget sound.
Fitth-Beihg centrally located, we are reeOg-
nised ~ the desirable place for the capital u
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-07-11
Now is The Accepted Time to Invest!

The ofening Of Spring will herald e sharyer
adyHnre in the realty Of Yakima than has been
realized during the corresponding sesscn :or
two years mast: aud Il ~
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-07-11

We have now listed for sale, In addition to the
Northern Pacl6e Lands, Of which we are the
local agents, some Of the most desirable resi-
denee and business lots In North Yakima, To-
gether With farm prUperty and gnTtleo tTactS.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-07-11
..lus.. Audfew--North Yaklma-

Xaas, AAdrsW--North Yakima
Lot 81, blk IL. ......... -.
King. WIN J, Trustee-ne,l sec %,
tp IA, II, leo acres, .....s..,
Lewis, J R-Swl< Of nwM, sec Is,
tp Is, r 10, 40 acres. ..........
VIZ Of nwI< Of nwiz, sec Is, tp Is
RE, 20 acres. .........,....
81 ofsh Of eIk Of nWK Of nwIl,
sec Is, tp IS, = 10, s acres. :.
VIZ Of swl< Of sw1< sec 7, tp Is, r
NJ Of wy Of nWI< Of swk, Gee z,
tp Is, 10, 10 acres Z. -.
VIZ ofwL ofse1{ Of nwt{, sec Is,
tp Is, r 10, 10 acres. ..........
81 O, or Of swJ< Of swlt sec 2, tp
IS, 10, 10 acres. .......,......
ny Of VIZ Of seJ< Of sw1<, sec :, tp
Is, 10, 10 acres. .............
NJ Of ek Of swIt Of swI, SECT, tp
Is, 10, except 2t acres Oh
north side, tx acres rs acres
North Yakima--I.nk Z hlk a.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-07-11
well KhownFact

That while all who have "dAbbled IN YakimA
dirt have made handsome returns on their In
veatments, those who have aVailed themselves
Of the winter mouths for purchasing have fsred
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-07-11
TO THE PUBLIC:

A few Reasons Tskin
~ promising n Cent? hipEtoE
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-07-11

the hes. and coined the EncEs DoLey
Let not the opportunity slip, but sGt in
once aud dEIIl!
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-03-23
WHEN IT'S TOO LATE:
What We Do for tho Dead We Had Be
ter Do for the Living.

w
ter Do for the Living.
It is an odd thing, muses. Harper's Week
", that no sooner has death claimed our
friends for his own than we begin to say
and do a multitude of things OF little use at
all then in comparison to that which they
might have been had they come in advance
of death. Then out of hand we flock to the
house with offers Of assistance and proffers
of friendship; we rob our gardens and our
lighthouses and send cut flowers in pro-
fusion, and funeral wreaths and crosses and
pillows and anchors and stars to encum-
brance, and do all we can, though late, to
hide and disguise and sweeten fate. But If
we had flocked to the house while the dead
could have been aware of it. how much
pleasure and excitement and relief from
monotonous or lonesome hours our sick
friends might have enjoyed when all was a
tiresome round Of day and night and meGi-
cine and solitude, when bunch of flowers
brought in would have brought light to
the dull eyes of Joy both over the gift and
the glver, Joy which no broken columns OF
tuberoses and ivies. costing small fortunes,
can bring to the eyes Of the deadl
Even could we not have been admitted to
the sick room itself, we could have brought
there the murmur of the outside world by
the mere knowledge given to the patient
that we were within the gates, some break,
some cheer, some good.
Then, too, how profuse we are with our
good words after the ears are stopped with
dust. We do not hesitate then to say all
that is true, or even more than is true in
praise of the departed. 1t is as if we had
sud- emily discovered in the sand jewel fit
for Kings to wear; we make an cutlery and
hold it up to the light and turn it this way
and that and exclaim and marvel and ad-
mire and call on others to do likewise.
There is nothing too much to say about this
person now that the place once filed is va
cart. But if we had said a tenth Of it all
when it might have been heard by the living
person, of how much more worth it had
beeni What JOY and satisfaction it might
have given the subject Of it all might have
felt as if not living in vain, as If satisfied
TO leave life with such appreciation. But it
was not spoken, and life went out without
it; and now we regret it, and do the same
tA;Ha over with the next friend.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-03-23

sole (the new sheet evening materiaD faille,
velvets, armure, silk warp Henrietta, In
dia silk, deiicately embroidered, crepe de
chene, India muslin with delicate tracery
Of metal threads
Besides these for evening wear, white
serge and cloth viii be much worn for other
and less festive occasions
Grecian draperies are much worn for
house dresses. In the back, however, the
forms do not reach from collar to hem, the
full back breadths being shirred on to the
end Of the bodice. Many Of the empire din
ner gowns have demi-train, with crossed
waists and straight shirts E F. b
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-03-23
A Clairyoyant.

since at the residence Of Rev. Whangdoodle
Baxter, of the colored hallelujah shouting
house on Austin avenue. Whangdoodle
told his wife to send of and get six pies.
But dar am twelve guests invited TO the
social gatherin'.'
II tells yer 10 get six pies, for six ob der
guests amt gwine ter eat no pies"
After the banquet was over and the twelve
guests had left, Whangdoodle asked his
wife how many pies were left over.
Oars none left over"
Il knowed it Didn't tole yer six OBJ de
guests would't eat no piei''-Texas SIftings.