New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-07
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

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8 Tho Democrats party stands with fts face u
the morning. wrote the editor Of Democratic ncws
paper. But wicked composition set IL up mourn
ing and tho proof-readcr thought 1t was 70 ap.'
proprfate that he let IL go.
The VESTS Favored Glass -wcstern Iady-Apd 90
your daughter Is going 70 marry a Western mani
Essssesns:-sdy tSaasSsiy ~Hs IS gentleman d
yves western LadyDo you mean that he makes money
without workings
aAni see. He's real estate agents phasdess
phia Record
The warden of the Concord. Mass, reformstory,
says that in reforming convict, you must begin with
the bath tub and end with tina Gospel
Our postmaster Colonel Hardeman having to em,l
pIoy cbarwoman about the new United states post
ONCE. singled out coiored lady and otferea her he
place she y sS es 40 Or per msnS
Ting ss WHY g. hG NJ sG %aas ~, SSI sio y
answered the lady OF color but dem YANKEES raiss1
to work and we Isn't Macon tGa) Telegraph.
certain religious paper has two departments ot
news. namely, religious and secular. little boy IN
explaining this fact ais sister said that there were
two parts to the paper, religious and sacrieoas-
with native vcrmonters In tho second place In tie
Government, In tho third place In the Cabinet and g
the head Of the leading o. ne United states
Senate Vermont Is keeping fairly to the mont at Wash
ngton.-l burlington Free Press
Mr. Sturgeon recently sent telegram to HIS parish,
oners worded: "see Matt. vi, 34.1 Tho words Of
this passage are stake, therefore, no thought for
the morrow, etc.s BY some blunder however, the
telegram as delivered read, asce Matt. v, 34,a the
words Of which are But say unto you swear nos
at aHs message which amazed the great preachers
Hock.
Hostess-Do take some more Of the pudding, Mr.
6nibbins.
snIbbins--My dear Ms. Bunderby, couldn't eat
another mouthful I've eaten so much already that
Hostess-Do try little more-iust a little more,
& only to please me, Mr.. snibbins.-tBoston
Transcript.
story IS told Of a clergyman who once attempted
to translate into welsh wellknown English hymn
HIS knowledge Of Welsh idioms, however, was not
very extensive, and he therefore, produced xanss-
ton of which the Welsh equivalent Arise God.
above the head Of t~c hens, and crows nest too.s
There was laughter and dancing at Hominy Hall,
s s Ladies sas ws IS ss sss g.
While the. nurso lady scampered with pantheriiEa
The wash lady sat at case IN her chair,
While the lady who cleaned up the rooms fixed her
But alas for their Joy lit was brief and shortllved.
For the woman whose servants they were had arrived
II Is said Of a certain cranky clergyman in Ohio
that be always has either row or revival In his
church.
Pleasures of Ocean Trave--Nervous Passenger tto
mate on board of an ocean. steamerI-Do you really
Mate-of course there Is no danger. The capta,n
so fosgy he can't see anything.-tTexss Strings
A woman Of Hannibal, NO., has been fined for
wearing pants and It served her right, too when
trousers so cheap.
Haven't any Characters. -Mana1r-How many
easEaSssTs g xDP s9E sss e st @ ~ sSr his
French society drama-tPuck.
A patriotic Bostouian asks Why should We go
10 New.York for an architect. when wc want to build
an especially handsome housef" Possibly because
New-York architects able 10 design such houses
a Matter Of Habit. A wtdower was at the altar
for the fourth time During the marriage service
the sound Of sooSng came nom ,ns 6ssr q te
he woman IN tearsf Some old famor
That's the COOK answered ono OF the children.
She always cries when papa 10 married -Fliesende
Blatter.
While the church members Of San Jose. Cal. were
raising 81 900 as an inducement for certain evivast
TO start a revival in the town. POOR. hariworking
man died Of starvation.
Question In Natural History p, . asked Sleepy
Bobby, can ask you question 4 IL amt foclishf'
Ya'as,' almost shouted the old man, who was
Well. 4 toad had tail, Pa, would It interfere
With his iumgin'. or would Il help him hSe II does
In less time than IL takes to tell It Bobby was
between the sheets--fTho Epoch.
poverty socisbles' are prevalent IN some parts of
New-Engiand; but only weil-todo people can afford
TO have them.
Parallel Csses-Msle parent stenly)-Now. sir.
young man. have caught you--stuek In tho Jam, as
Cuiprt-Im bet quarter ma is stuck In the Jam,
too. 49,,
Culprit-Down at the millinery opening tBuring-