The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-06-13
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New York Rmld: "step right this
way. gentlemen, and behold the greatest
Twin cur'osities In the world. Admission
only 10 cents. Here yOu have the Cir
cuahing Bewchy, the What Isn't 1t, the
African Infant, which e s'pOsed to be the
connectin' link between man and beast !;
the Smallest Lady In the World, and
Dants Dream. Walk right In, gentle
men; 10 centb pays the bill."
Thus discourSed the hoarss individual
Who stood in front Of . place Of entertain
ment on Chatham square last evening.
ArepoEteF Of the World, guessing which
dream Of Dante was illustrated, and hav-
ing . curiosity 70 view that locality with
out Tie bias q patllptism-i. g., asa tour
1t and not = . relidsnt-sAv charon
his oholus and walked d. A small room
utterly destitute 81 any fEniture, save .
red-hot stove and . dais along one side,
on which the Olivia cur'ositiss' were
seated, met his view. A red curtain
across the further extremity Of the room,
over which was q small placard, such as
are usually ognamented with sanguinary
schoOnerS Of beer and the legend, ''0nly
Five Cents" attracted the attention.
This plaeard, however. had no work Of
al On 4, and only bore the significant
inscription ''Tho Devil Appears every
Half Hour" The matter began 70 look
interesting. "Dante's Dream" was doubt
lels hidden behind that red curtain. An.
other plaeard announced that "a Leetur
on the Curiosities is Delivered every Hall
Hour" The reporter leaned up against
The wall and waited. In the meaptine
he took sly glance At the Circausian
Beauty. See had, come down, from her
daia and was talking 10 the professor.
The conversation ran on rival Circassian
Beauty, who couldn't sell her photographs
with snything Ike the success Of this
Cireasslan Beauty. mas
"shs's = reg'laf aat.a said this Beauty
with TIE accent d he BoSefy regions Of
Cilcaalia; saes n. g. she's afraid 70
buzz the isllers. she'n never sell no
photographs. lean chin her head OF. "
"Let you alone Ter that" said the pro-
fessor. Egt. ESQ
''Ittakes talent" resumed the Beauty,
ITO sell photographs. You've got to
know whether ieller's got the stamps or
not the minute yen set eyes on him. an
then you've got to know whether he'll
spend 'em. EngliShmen's the best, most
Of EMS sports. The bulk Of ems got
two wives" l.tf7s sft
The professor smiled approval Of this
ven known national characteristics.
Just then = gong sounded behind the
red curtain, and the Circassian Beauty
skipped, (" Is Shs would have said in her
own musical tongue, and reappeaTsd in
her place on the dais among the other
''livin' cur'osities"
Ths professor pulled his mai a little
further over his right eye. put both hands
IN his trousers pockets, and cOnhning his
gestures to bis elbows and head, began
his lecture" The andlance vas email,
and part Of il was respectable. Their
was . eololsd man Win The Sub Of 9
cigar IN his mouth and something In .
brown bag which betrayed the eomely
properties Of haniOS there was asailoI
smoking Z 'cob-pipe; there were two
young isllOEs with snakes in theiI
boots, wore visions than ever Dante had
there were three or four ragged little EiFli
and boys and there was the reporter.
Ladies and eents." beEin ths pro
lessor, this IL the wonderful Circashin'
BsWchy." Here he poksd his head a
that young lady, Wha arose, 'fshe VaI
brought from her native land when only
thrns years old, Ths Cireashin'ladieS I,
noted Ios thsiF bSWchy, braveEy ahd viz
chew, and their hair grows up instead d
down. The lady has her photographs
for sale" During these few remarks thu
'aivin, cqr'oSidss'tall gigEleh. the sub
Jet d thein eapeciallN stk
the next wonderful nat'FAl Twin cur
osily, and the greatest, h the smallesI
Women in the World, )" resumed the Pro
lessor, jerking his elbow In her dllsctiOn
Whereupon she arose. "she l. bewchy,
full an dintellieent, - well a. thiEty-tEC
inehss high, Yea can eouSsrHs Nib her
addressin, her any queschlnHs q i ap
prOpriats Ter q lady TO answer. The ladl
has her Photograph for sale" The pro
lessor bit Of . piece a Tobacco from len
than asqnus yard q plug, md coatln
ued. Ia = inthsr iidisiinci voice; NOV
Lads an esati We has before us thslor
isinal what isht Il. brought TO thi
country BY P. 7. BaEnum, an secured ie
this museum atsn Ormus expense. Pho
togFaphs Of the What Isn't II l. fer sale
Last among tins wonderful galaxy Q
wonders il the African Infant there th
eOlOred man went out), captured in th
Wilds Of Africa"
'sIn Thompson stree, tenement
housifs iniinuatsd one Of the inebriHte
young men. u "a
"Ysrd better leave, young teller, Il "
cent Keep ltill." intsrpolstsd the pro
iessOF. Captured 10 the Wilds Of Aries
an S'posed TO be the eOnneCtin' link b
tween man an beast. Photographs Z
the African Infant 3 isrsale.
The "euE'osiiies" az sank back With
sigh d relief, and no one felt happla
than The professor that the lecture VI
we'll over, unless L was the audience.
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