The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-10-23
FLIRTINo AT SRA.


Frnm the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The great h saving movements Of
the world have generally been marked by
vehement protest on the part OF laborers.
Spinners and va AYERS smashed Ark
wright's machines and nearly smashed
him the Nottingham lace weaver were
regarded by the pillow workers, whom
they superceded, ~ . good deal worse
than anarchists; and 10 has taken all the
''power" Of steam 10 make its way against
brute rengt whether In man or beast.
Arc you Rlancing hack NJ the heading of
this paper? He patiant; wo shall ''Ret
there" in q moment, and I will bridge the
chasm with q prOverb or two such as EMO
man's meat 10 another NAME bane ~ 1.-THE
greatest good Of the greatest number"
etc.
Are we across the bridge? Well, then,
let me say that the determined efforts Of
the great steamship companies tn shorten
means a source Of satisfaction To a large
class OF summer passengers and this IL
the flirting class, WHEREIN ! count many
idolcnt to belong To Il. On land there il
SO much to do, and at sen IL IL not worth
while to do anything, even M little an
ntrtiflg. my own usual occupation on
board ship being what an envious stew
arSiess once described AS .'laying back ON
your steamer chair and being blowcd
But 1 have bccn ON deck Of u moonlight
night, and j have put on my go-ashorc
stpttts-S tbthsl vi t4tt1pItk tnh'
groups performing tender adieux i'm the
lee of the smoke stack. or the extreme tip
OF the b1wsprit, or OF some other OF the
tender couples are compelled ON board
ship. I nave eyes. and I have ears, and /
many friends OF both sexes who have
made wholesome confession In moments
OF returning sanity as to freaks of mid
Judging from the data thus gained I
conclude that there is something in the
OF sen air strongly "ndaciye to
I have talked with several East Indian
sSsse sen-raily asree that sSs So da avn.
more or less, of the old Indian service was
quite too much Of n good thing il became
A Irritation il by it's own limitations a
brief matter and, like a p~yrotechnic dis
play, should he as brilliant AS brief. A
chronic 81. GATHERINGS wheel would he an
intolerable nuisance. and u filtration of
two or three months is u monstrosity
every day and all day long. Either
will find out all each others foibles.
corners and stupidities, and grow
will become serious, involving mar
money and broken hearts. the whole
OF interests too deep for summe
"No, my fricnd,'' said one Of these gem
to me some years since. himself
an expert i'm the cuisines under discuss
sion. ian Indian or Australian voyage is
altogether too long for "a Irritation. al
though one invariably drifts into one.
came well appointed as To table, big
enough to bc steady, and content with ten
pr eleven days record. A fortnight is
hut Americans won't stand SO
ong a voyage. There is the situation for
4 hirtation:
s'Grantcd the young lady" suggested I.
madame. amy woman is adorable when
'le will remain in the field of vision long
.nouGh to he appreciated" was the re-
by; And IL is only at sea that she Is sure
Well, "a few days since ! met my friend
again. just oil the fastest record. yet
something short of six days, / hss
and "a more disRusted creature l
lever saw. I believe he really felt him.
sl.. sit r.. aS.s %r hts X sSm ana se; w hem
else was shouting pseans OF
raise.
uired l. sur,misinR tho true inwardness of
"Fiirtations ?" shouted my friend. ..One
AS well expect I'd get lsp 10 Irritation
. falling from the top Of Trinity stseple
D the pavement. We shot out of Liver
sr, and in half am hour everybody of any
efficacy OF feeling was PROSTATE and tbs
Of us had all we could do To hang ON
lussrc under ms one minute, unless while
was in my berth. As for the ladies, IL
'as bust five bsrth days in snccessi"n,
The joke want original, but ] didn't
III my friend so: il was evidently % case
Z the '.ministering angel necessity,
nd l ministered = good, big dose Of Hat
Try which he swallowed whole and felt
ettcr.
No, the. short voyages cut in diS.adfully
that episode OF stimnN,r travel. which
, many ingenuosrs young friends of mine
ave ranked above all other OF their ex-
"ThN, Coliseum and ST. Marks /,
nd Paris and FlorsnCS. ars. all very nice. d,
7 COURSE" remarked one Of these dear
i'm "a moment OF artls-ss con fitlence.
BAIT, then. pictures and hooks and other
eople give you II very good idea of these
you greatly carr, for that sort OF thing;
It, dear me, nobody can give anybody /.
lse an idea of how charming "a nice fiir-
is now, can they"
'.Try. Tell me as well as you can just
hat IL il and let me see il it's anything
,orth going on deck for"
So the darling tried. hut I think sonDe
ther accounts I have received were even
lors lucid, SO l will Reneralize ~ hit and
i've the .~'rationals" OF this doomed de-
of the slow passages already passing ,
alto antiquity.
The two persons destined to figure i'm
mis- comedy OF one act may of course he
lready acquainted when they embark
mt this is hardly desirable. as Il forcstnlls
onle of the first scenes. IL IL better that.
y the lady bids u more ar krss fearful
Arewell To the friends who have come tn
ee her of, she should notice a cavalier
no. without starting. In attentively re-
her and IL he has u friend with
inn. Ia pyiflently ron 0Slin0 m pnos. fntfar~