Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1889-12-28
THE ARIZONA KICKER.


Detroit Free Press.
We extract the following from the Last
issue OF The Arizona Kicker:
The Judge Has Gone. More than three
mouths ago The Kicker" yery kindly
bat hrmly Informed Judge Gridley Thai
this wasd't the climate he was seekiny
after, anu once or twice since we have
courtoou ly inquired Wy he didn't get
movement on him Last Satur,lay
night coiami'tee waited on the udpe.
IL Had rore along, and the rome was
used 10 elevate the tsrly traveller off hik
leet several times. When let down for
Rood lie had gar,lr for sore throat put
up at The nearest drug store and then
"alkeu. IL was hint not to be di re-
garded, aud he will now honor some
other town with his pTrsen Q. lie was
not subscriber To Thick icker.n
VI ss-eyed Shooting. LAT week we
advised that Plu'e Joe, VINO runs the
little doggery jus, beyond the postofli.,
be given two days time in which to pack
his traps and vAcste the place. We
thought two days very literal time, but
Joe differed with us, and, ENCOURAGED by
that old sot, steve Springer, he laid for
us In front OF the Pasce Hotel as we
went to dinner. The first thing we knew
Jot 9 bullets were flying ali around US,
and he standing only six feet away. He
blazed bis six shots, woundiag two OF
our citizens, as reported elsewht re. and
then we took him by the neck and broke
nun 10 two over hitchiup poet. We
were entirely unarlno-, but we knew
Joe wa cross-eyed aud coulin t shoot
Tor shueks. Tho doctor says lie will be
in bed f"r several weeks, and perhaps be
q cripple for iiie.
As Tor Steve Springer, We are looking
for him, aud as soon ss we can Law hands
Oh bis carcass we will make him wish he
had been born skunk.
That's AccUrding.-A subscriber in
Massachusetts, writes to inquire If this
climate Is good for asthma. That's ac-
oOrding. We have known men to come |
here aud get their breath within week,
aLd oLDeTs to lose II ipsI.e OF three dayE.
great deal depends ON the patient. Il he
comeo here with his mind made up to
play our game, drink our whirky and |
mix Ia with our society, his asthma will |
soon leave him. II he comes IN the oppo. |
site spirit. some one o our town men vii |
very likeu feel 1t his ,olemn duty to give |
the weary sufferer rest.
Not Bit.-A md OF ours over at |
Toutbst ne inqu re II the st. Paul Oma-
la and Denver pap rs DO no. Cut into our
circulation. We answer, not ia the
slightest. Some OF them are taken here
10 their African missionary news, and
Others for their market quotations on
coyote aud rabbit pclts, but they are not
considered AZ rivals in our field. The
Kicker rot only enjoys a field peculiarly
lie own, but is back Il by grocery, fetd
store, hardware, butcher shop, harness
shop shoe store aud lob printing office,
all under one ROOT aud one grand man
sgement--thc only Institution OF Its kind
In North America.
annie q. "-TUis correspondent wants
US to give her the author oil the poem be-
giuning:
81 have loved thee many years, Mary,
And shah love until die"
II was written by William Tell, q
s~ies gentleman, whose p.1ncipal busi-
ness was shooting tyrAuts, but who bad n
moment to spare now and then for the
muse. We cGn go further and tell you
else you do not know-Wt-
lam Is dead; yes, been dead quite little
lime, and all requests for su ographs will
Dc tune thrown away. Mr.. Tel was
aw-aOidiug citizen, always closing his
'aloon on hoi,days anil Suudays, aud as
ar As we know lie died happy, and made
III arrangements TO pay oil his debts in
iard cash.