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Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08
DIR. Ethelbert 0. COsman

Late of the Cincinnati College Of Medicine
and surgery Cincinnati. Ohio. has or ees go
Rooms ! and . 80. i05 Nouroe.sf Grand
Rapids. Mich. where all curable eases are
treated with success.
Medical diseases treated successfully. Con
sumption. bught's Disease. Dyspepsia. Eneu
matiSm and NERVOUS DISEASES. All
diseases peculiar f0 the sexes a specially.
CATAKRH GU RED.
CONSULTATION at once or by mail. 81.
Ofice hours 70 n a. m. - tOf p. m. and = 10
s p. IN. sunday tos y. IA.
Address all mail 10 Dr. T.. q. Cosnsn. Rooms
and ,. No. lU5 MOnroe-st.. Grand Rapids
Mich.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08
Sealed Proposals.

Treasury DEPARTMENT, Aug. ,, 80.
Sealed proposals VIII be received at
this department until > o'clock p. m,
Friday, August Is, 1889, for manufac-
turing, delivering and placing IN posi-
ton. IN United states buildings east OF
the Rocky mountains, from time to
time as required, certain articles OF
furniture.
Drawings and specifications and
blank form OF proposal can be obtained
upon application to this office.
The department reserves the right 10
reject any and all bids, and to waive
defects.
Proposals should be addressed to the
Secretary of the Treasury and endorsed.
Proposals for furniturd for buildings
east OF the Rocky mountains"
" NrNprM Secretary
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08

In January last Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Buchanan, of Sparta, adopted Il baby
born at the county house. About a
week ago they separated, and Buchanan
brought the baby TO town, leaving it
wlth,Nrs. DR.. DuttOn, II West Bridge-st.
and then disappeared. Mrs. Buchanan
Is now desirous of returning the baby to
the county officials, but As ii was legally
adopted some trouble Is experienced.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08

NAsHlSorON, Aug. 7.-ihe Navy De
pariment has instructed t4e command
ing officer OF the United States steamer
Michigan to be present r-th that YES
81 al Mii"auAee during ne National
the Republic, August .l-5o, and take
otherwise promote the success Of the
tucAulpmOIt.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08

WAsHSGIoN, Aug. 7.-The Comptrol-
Ter Of the Currency has declared a
fourth dividend OF 10 per cent. IN favor
OF the creditors of the Fifth National
Bank, of -. Louis. Mo, making IN all
90 per cent. on claims proved, amount
ing 10 81 .Os6 ,02O. This bank failed No
NDmDar = 1877.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08
MORE TRAIN ROBBERS.
The Nodoc" Train on the Rio Grande
Western Road Held JP.

DENvER, Col, Aug. a dispatch
received here tins afternoon says that
the Rio Grande Western train, known
rs thc "Modoc," was held up by train
robbers near Crevasse last night. They
forced tine fireman to attempt 70 chop
through the door of tine express car.
but as he w1s unable % force the boiler
iron door, they gave 10 Ip and went
through the tram with drawn rcvOlvcrs
and collected 5000 and twenty watches.
Most Of the Iasscngefs'wcre successful
n hiding their valuab.cs. posse is IN
-.I.L-f IL tho lnlllr.I.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08
MAY USE OHIO STONE.
The Holland ouarries Unable to supply
stone for the Masonic Home.

stone for the Masonic Home.
The contractors for the Masonic
Home have been seriously hamporcd
10y the inability of the quarries at Hol-
land 90 supply stone fast enough.
Yesterday Hon. julius Houseman, one
Of the directors OF the home, and John
HOsken, one OF the contractors, went TO
Holland 20 see ii the quarrles could he
hurried. The probabilities now are
that the Holland parties will be- unable
10 supply tie stone IN sufficient Quauti-
ties, and ~ that case the con tractors
VIII use Ohio stone.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08

The outlook IS excellent for a big
time during the A. Q. II. corner stone
celebration. Lodges Will be present
from East Saginaw, Saginaw CITY, Mt.
Pleasant Hemiock and Bay City. The
Detroit division Is coming by special
train, aud viii be joined 10y divisions
from Wyandotte, Port Huron and Ian
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08
NOTICE.


There viii be "A meeting of the Fourth
of July Citizens Executive Committee
Thursday evening at the Morton House
at ) O'Clock. All parties having any
unpaid bills, the same having been con
tracted by the Executive Committee,
should present them, when they VIII be
audited and paid. A. +. lEREy,
Hrns dnnf
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08

THREE OAKS, Mich, Aug. Mrs.
Sarah Weldon, widow, aged 30 years,
committed suicide by hanging early
tins morning. Cause unknown. She
leaves three children.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08

Mr. Lyman, during the past seven
years dong business n th.s city. ha.
achieved widespread reputation as
an honorable and rouahit business
tie leaves behind him j. large circle IF
friends vhOwli miss him much from
their circle. lie has tAc best wishes
from them and who arcgn hopes tina,
he may meet success ard that the citl-
zcns OF Kalamazoo wIil give hm a
hearty welcome and a share Of their
patronage.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-08

The rosy freshness and a velvety
softncss OF the skin Is invariably OBJ
tanned by those who use lozzoni's Com
plexiOn Powder.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-04-16
AN ENGLISH ORATOR.
Pen Picture of Sir Charles Russell-His
Method of Speaking.
From the View York Times.

From the New York Times
Sir Charles Russell himself is not a specially
impressive personality outside of the cour
room, where he seems nothing more than tall
quiet, serious elderly gentleman: but once he
is attired in his wig and gown he becomes a
verItable eighteenth-century type of vigor,
breadth, and power. Americans can picture
him almost perfectly 70 their minds eye by
imagining George Washington with rather a
saliow face and deep-set dark brown eyes and
wearing black silk gown. The contour Of
Russell 5 face. with its strong chisiled features
III ITS gray wig of horsehair, is exactly like that
of the Father OF his Country, and the habitual
gravity OF his countenance in repose has
marvellous likeness to one of Gilbert Stuart's
portraits.
Russell has a most flexible and melodious
voice. which, without a trace of Irish ascent,
still makes the listener feel that it is not an
English organ, but is Instead a kind of cosmo-
poltan voice which, alike in London, Mel
bourne and New York. would set model of
classic English pronunciation. His oratory
too is Irish only In the sense that it is not Eng
hsh. He affects others by making himself
weep, and the auditor is moved as much by
sight of the speakers emotion as by the splen-
did eloquence of his diction and the pathos Of
his broken words.
Naturally the immense prominence into which
Russell has lifted himself all at once raises the
question what will be done with him when Mr..
Gladstone again comes into power. He was
encouragement in the last liberal cabinet. 1t
is felt that the place is now not big enough for
him, and 10 make him lord chancellor would be
to prematurely bury him. even if he did not
feel that he lacked the necessary wealth for a
position in the peerage. Really the best way
out of the thing would be found by making
him peer when home rule Is passed and send
ing him to Ireland as the first viceroy under
the new and benetcent dispensation.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-04-16
DIEDMONT AIR LINE


i Schedule in effect February 9th lsSo
$3.50 A. Mast Tenn. Mail Daily for Warrenton.
tTordunsvle, Charlottesville, Lyuchburg Stations
between Alexandra and Lynchburg, Roanoke, Bristol
leans. Pullman Sleeper Naslingt ton to New Orleans
II "a A. Mast Mail Daily for Narrenton Char
Iyncl "drg. Rocky Mount, BanNiIe and stations be,
tween I-ynchbuIg and Danyllle. Greensboro Raleigh,
CHARLOTTE Columbia aiken, Augusta Atlanta Birlnng.
ham, Montgomery, New Orleans, Texas and Caitorla
Pullman Sleeper New lork to Atlanta Pullman Parlor
cars Atlanta TO Montgomery. Pullman Sleepers Mont
Rumery TO New ORR ans and Mann Boudoir Sleeper;
s-erler Greensboro to Columbia ana Augusta Solid
trains Washington TO Atlanta Docs lot connect Tor
&. a route POINTS sundays.
2:3O +. M.-DaIly, except SUNDAY Cor Manassas
stIasbuIg and intermediate stations
t:l ~ L. M-Memphls ENl ress Daily, via Iynchburz
br>tol ana Chattanooga. lGllmai Nestibule SIeepers
MasiIhEton u Memphis and thence to Arkansas
$50 P. M.-western Express Daily for Manassas
tl Ter orange; Charlottesville, Louisville Cincin-
Eat Pullman Sleepers and Solid Trains Washington
to Louisville
HOO z. M-Southern Express Daily for LYNCH
Ilrg, DanNlie, Laelgh ASheylpe Charlotte, COlurn-
leans eNas and California pullman Nestibule Seaper
Washington 10 New Orleans via Atlanta and Mont
folDtr!; IHlman Sleeper Washington to Augusta,
Trains on Washington and Ohio division leave Wash
int ;oh 300 VI. Dag except Sunday. and 40 4 NJ
lally; arrive Round Hill II 80 A NJ aud 40 p NJ
Returning leave Round Hill eos AN Daily and 80
IN pslI. cNeeIt Sunday, arriving Washington o:30
Through trains from the South vi. Charlotte. Dan.
Vile and Lyuchburg arrive in Washington ZOO A Nj
and ':l3 PM via East Tennessee. Bristol and Lynch.
burg at Ii :l3 AN. and $40 PA.. via Chesapeake
and Ohio route ana Charlottesville 3 40 T. NJ,
and 9:4U L; M; strasburz Local at 1918 A. NJ
Ilckets, sleeping car reservation aud information
FURNISHED and baEEage checked at Office, 1900 Penn
sylyela avenue, and at Passenger Station Pc SYLVIA
MIA RalIroad 9th and SITS. JAS. L. TAYLOR
le9 General Passenger Agent.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-04-16
B u s / N E S s .

The attention o. the business public d Invited
with confidence to the superior advantages pre-
scented by THE WASHINGTON EVENING sTsR 90
advertising medium. The sworn statements 81 -
daily circulation. published from week 20 week.
taken In connection with the data given below. u
lustrate In the most striking manner the steady
ana rapid growth Of the paper In circulation and
influence They also establish. beyond contro-
Versy, the fact that THE STAR Is the oes local ad-
rerftsi'0 Deddu'n, not only "a tss Uafted sxafes,
Out ga The nhoie 'ooridg This claim 10 based ana
conceded on the fact no city in any country IL
10 thoroughly covered by the regular circulation Of
single paper as Is the city OF Washington by that
Oh lhk EVENING STAR; and IL does not rest on the
tIte'a alone. but Also the character Of cirruls-
ton Not only IL It's local circulation the Lay,oest
ana y'aades of any daily paper printed In proper
non 70 population, but IL Is also the BEST since the
paper does not merely go into the hands Of the
people Of the District OF Columbia As a body hut
into Their hODaes.-into the families of all condi-
Tons, and into those OF the incorporating a.
wen as the nsoEeD-eaSTsiho portion OF the com.
munity,-ip q much larger ratio than any daily
journal that eau be named. by reason OF the
fullness, freshness and reliability OF its news
local, domestic and foreign, It's independent and
fair treatment Of all public questions, and espe-
clally because of Its intelligent and effective de-
roon 70 local interests. and it's close attention -
matters with which the household, and particu-
larry its lazy members, are concerned. TIE STAB
Is everywhere recognized and admitted 10 be- In
every quality, the leading ana favorite newspaper
OF the National Capital. alike in the counting
room, the workshop, and the family circle.
More conclusive evidence on these points no
person can ask than that afforded by the table
below. The growth OF circulation therein indi-
Gated, with the analysis following clearly shows the
esteem In which the paper is held by the COM
munity 10 whose interests IL is 80 steadfssty de-
voted. Ii will be seen that in the number u
copies issued, every month in the year lSss shows
handsome increase over the corresponding
month In each year given; and, a further Illus
uation on that point. IL may be stated here that
there has been a corresponding advance in the
number of new advertisements printed during the
year. The comparative figures Tor the four years
last past are a. follows:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-04-16
Spring Smiles.

Somebody says man can get roaring drunk
on water. Well, SO he can on land.-ROchest1.
POSt-kypreSS.
She fenthusiastically)-'A how nice it must
DE to be famous How wish | had a name!'
he uly)-"Aw-er-what would you
say 20 mine?"-NeJc York once a Week.
Shelf you attempt to kiss me I'll call
mamma"
He-"All right, call herl I'd rather kiss two
than one"
she-"Then guess won't call her. TEXAS
Sittngs.
How She Got In.-First Little Girl-"Do you
1--we IN Hat? thought they didn't take chill
dren IN flats. How did you get imp
Second Little Girl was horned in"-PucI.
The Young man in Montana who shot himself
because his sweetheart rejected him. missed
one OF The keenest pleasures of life. He should
nave married her neighbor and bought for his
vile the prettlest spring bonnet that came tn
his to"n.-Fcrt Worth (Ie1as) Gazette
For shame, William. to come home to vour
wife 50 .@te. Last night it was - and now il
Is actually o'clock in the morning" We'll
wen. ny darling. don't be angry Suppo=ing |
hnG come home early. it would have been 2
o clock now Just the same "-SCTaHfon Truth.
Becoming -Ci;izen-..Don't
you know. Mr.. All sin. that if you kill that
enemy OF yours you viii be hanged?
An SIN (Nengetul laundrymany No. alice
LSAt"a. gottee money. go looney 'sylum.-
7 HtE4' 3 ftt E."OT1
The B,ll was All Right-"Wil YOU vote for
my bi.II inquired the lobbyist of the Iegisla-
tor"
NO. sir" replied the latter; your bill is a
swindle."
Why. man, YOU must have the wrong bill in
mind. l mean this ifty-dollar billr'
Well, this appears 10 be a good bill " said
the legislator, after examining it critically.
I'm vote for it. of course. Puck.
In the opinion OF The Jelreile7-'s Vass.l,, q
scarf-pin shield that would prevent scarf-pin
from getting entangled in girls hair would
be a boon to mankind How so? Do girls
wear scarf-pins in their hair? Or do the younr
men But no, il cannot be.-Neto York
Tribune.
The Literary Drift-Philadelphi MANI
hear you are editing a sporting paper"
John l.. Sullivan stcher life"
And that you have left Boston for good?"
you're talkiu'. All Us Boston literary men
gifts to New-Yorrick sooner or later. "-Pii,QcieI-
phid Record.
Young Brother-"Tve had a hard tassel IN
keep in good health sometimes Why one wear
drank nothing but milk, and ate no solid food
whatever"
Elder Brother-"Bessed if have not known
you ever since you were born, and have been
with you all the time, but / can't remember
any such year"
Young Brother-'My first"-Harper's Bdzar.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-04-16
"Fat Mary" Comes Into Fortune.

Gable Correspondence New York World
Not so very long ago Princess Mary Adelaide
of Cambridge, duchess of Teck and all her
family were much in debt to London trades
men that they were obliged to retire to the
continent just like other less aristocratic peo-
pie TIL some arrangement could be made with
their creditors. Now Princess Mary has come
into possession of many hundreds of thousands
OF dollars worth of jewels, which belonged to
her mother, the late duchess of Cambridge
whose funeral dirges were sung YESTERDAY,
These jewels are said to be even finer more
costly. and more magnificent than those OF the
queen. She will also receive a goOdIy share Of
her mothers handsome estate and instC ad of
having to hive out at the White Lodge at Rich
mOnd, VIII probably move into the apartments
OF the late duchess in ST. james palace. The
greater part Of the late duchess estate passes
TO trustees for the benefit of the three Teck
children. These consist of two sons and one
daughter, the latter being the pretty Princess
Mary, who wae 10 have married Lord Wey-
mouth the son and heir of the wealthy mar
gus of Bath. 1t Is asserted that Sig. Tosti
the famous song-writer, gets life annuity of
$500 under the duchess will and that some
members Of the family mean to contest the be-
QIlpsL
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-04-16
Angry at Haistead's Rejection.

Both the Berlin.r Zett'utg and the Detdsche
TGgeb,na mite iii declaring that the rejection
OF Murat Halstead as minister to Germany by
the Senate was wholly Due to his exposure of
wholesale bribery in the election of Senator
Payne. The Tdgeb,ah further says that the re-
lection of lialstead's nomination was a foul po-
htIcal assassination of that gentleman by Sena-
tor PAYNE. Mr.. Haistead had been persona
grdttsstD,o at Berlin, and his presence at the
German court would have been eminently sat
isfactory. Next to Halsteed's appointment the
hope is expressed that the place will be given
to VIM. Walter Phelps.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-04-16
DAILY CIRCULATION IN lss5-'se- 's7-'ss.
Daily avge. -, 123 23,6s2 25,4s4 2,.Osa
lncrease.... l.5S8 I.SO3 I.5QS

OF this aggregate daily circulation Of ~, os2
copies, the books Of the oce show that an average
OF 2o.O2s copies were regularly delivered each
day, by carriers, at ute homes ~ permanent sub
scfberS in the city and suburbs. OF the remainder
daily average of J.42I were sold at the ONCE in
the hotels and railway stations, etc, and on the
streets, by newsboys, making grand total average
within the District OF ID, l5O copies daily, leaving
daily average Of loS2 70 be sent 70 regular sub
scribers residing beyond its limits by mail express
and railway trains.
In addition 10 the 2O,o29 copies daily delivered
at the homes Of subscribers a large proportion Of
The J,421 otherwise disposed Of in the city is reg
ularly purchased by permanent residents, living
in lodgings, &C. mot housebolders5, while the resi-
due goes into the hands Of transient visitors from
all parts Of the country, who each year come to
the National Capital in greater numbers and for
longer periods, and who, furthermore largely rep
resent the well-to-do and purchasing portions Of
the communities to which they respectively belong.
The lastnamed Is class Of readers alone well
worth reaching; but it is TO the phenomenally
large permanent local circulation Of the paper,
aud especially TO its unparalleled hold upon the
household and family circle. that the attention Of
advertisers is particularly directed.
A comparison Of the home circulation Of 25. $50
with the figures representing the entire popula-
ton Of the city will conclusivey establish the fact
that TIE STAR reaches about every family in the
Districtof Columbia, and sredd eOerV dug 6y more
Than nayee-JoutiaS ~ ats population lcl0 are dble
10 read! Ii follows, therefore, that an advertise
ment inserted in it's columns viii Get the eve of
every person in the District worth reaching OF
whatever race creed, sex, age, condition in life
1t only remains 10 be said. for the information Of
those Interested in the subject, that in proportion
TO its circulation, the rates Vi advertising il IHE
EVENING STAR, whether transient or for long
periods, rank with the very lowest in the United
states Indeed, taking both the extent and char
acter OF its circulation into consideration IL may
safely be claimed that 50 wide ana such an excel
ientquaty oi publicity csn nowhere else be bought
Tor the same money.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-04-16

THE GREA
l. nrrr, PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE

L TO THE IF5EsSINSfY " y ,I EoyTE ,,,r,
sfEt EA AIS MAs HA1hTfRES sfIt GSfFmrSr
TRAINS LEAVE wksHaIINGTHoCN Il FROM Is SRI station
CORNER SIXTH AND STREETS. IS Fol-
For burg and the West Chicago Express Of
Line. 90 am daily, to Cincinnati aud 1T idtts'
with sleeping Cars from Pittsburs to Cincinnati
day, to Chicago. with Sleeping Car Altoona to Chi
seeTnS cars wa.hRpsop At 70 pm dsy with
daSsr ,Ig sr daily st harrisburg with through
Iress, 1000 pm. daily, for Pttsburv and the
West, with through Sleeper 10 PttsGurg and Pitts,
BALlIMURE AND POTOMAC RAILROAD.
For ETC taaandagua and Rochester, daily for Buff
M, WITH Sleeping Car Washington to Rochester
For Miiiiahisport Loci Haven, and EInira at :50L
For New York and the East, 90 900, IL 100. AMI
II 40 am gao, 10. 10 90 and j ] 20 pm. ON
SUNDAY, 300 IL 40 am, , o, 40 1000, aud
IL acsQ Pr. Limited LkLress of Pullman Parlor
u. daily, with Dining Car.
For BSooSyn through tram, Pam ese5g
sey City with boats OF Brooklyn Annex. afordins
ifare acss New I 9S c stes avoiding double
For fniiael pha, 40 2 S ~ 200 II 90 and 40
On sunday, 800 II 40 a N, 2lo, 10. 500,
farr iS Sas ana M P Ge dam tsd ad EtrIfss all
= daily. with Dining Car
For Bsimore As 30 go sio s!oo Tee 40 aabSs
Hoo. and l;40 m, II :O5, .: o, 3:45, 40
4SOi 40. 600, 40, $40, 1000, and 20 d.
n on sunday, 900. 9:05, 800, IL 40, am,
2;l9 3:i1, 4:1O. 600 7:4a $40. lo:O0. and
For Fope's Greek Line 20 am. and 40 pm daily,
. except Sunday.
For Annapolis 7:2O and 900 am, IL :o5 and 4 40
I'm daily. except Sunday. Sundays. 800 a M.
4lOp.m.
ALEXANDRIA AND FREDERICKSBURG RAIL
RAILROAD.
For Alexandria. 49, 635, %, 40 e:45, 10 STA
m.l% :U4 noon; :O5. ) 40, ::5 ) 90, q on, s ;O5
IO:O9, and IL 30 On Sunday at 80, .: As,
lO:o' a. N, 30 6:ol, :O5, and 10 :05 y. m
Accommodation Tor (uantlco, 20 u II. and ) :0C
\. III week days
For Hchmond and the South. 4 30 1857 q m daily
=, ANA $40 y. IN. daily, except Sunday.
Trains leave Alexandra for Washington 6 O5 :05
s:OO $40, lO:lo. IL :01 a m: 1:2O, 800 8; = L
5:lO 6:3O, :O5, 1852, 10 40 and l ! :05 D m OF
SUNDAY at 81 and III :07 a. IN; 10. 5 TO- :05
9:52 and 10 :42 y. N.
Tickets and information at the Office northeast cor
ner OF 18th street and avenue at the
station where orders can be lett for The checkng n
Luggage to destination from hotels and residences
CHAS. i. PUGH j MOOD
General Manager lf25l Gen Pas Agent
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-04-16
Mrs. Magoocin Goes to See Cleopatra.

"Fwhisper, Mrs. McGiaggerty''
can fwhat is id, Mrs. Magoogin?"
''Oi whit to tn theayther iasht noight.''
"An' fwhat did We see?''
"'Pon me sowl OF saw a soight that med IL
bllshes come to me checks, Mrs. McGlaggertv"
said the widow. "Oi Mrs. James Brown
Potther carryin' an an the shtage In a way that
id make any daycint woman ashamed av the
sect she belonged to. To be coorse she was
only actin, but, holy mother of Noses! do We
think Berde Magoogin, poor a. she is and bad
as she wants dollar now an thin. id IMPOSE
herself an the shtage an tn omnibus aither
FUR ali tn mooney that the King av Roosha
kud offer herr Fwhy. Mrs. McGaggerty.
fwhat do We think? Clayopathra moight as
well not have a shtitch av clothes an her as
to have the mishkitty bar an tissue paper pol
Ign aise that she wore fwhin Oh saw her an tn
theaytre full av min wild heads as shlck an
hairless as the palm az yer hand lukin' at her
through shpy-glasses big enoof to Kill Ditch
men wud. oh, mmmaw.' sed me daughter
Toozy. but isn't it OrentIlY 'Ori fwhatilY SEE
Oh. 'Oreintil,' SEE she. 'Ori divil We NAME
SEE Oh, an ids arreshted she ought to be- 80
she ought SEE Oh, fur exposin' herself SEE Oh
ON. but she's picthur,' SEE she. 'Throthn
she H. an a dang sorry pecthur, she H. seq Oh;
an inshtid ay bare-legged Antony rinnin' af-
ther her to hug an kiss her SEE Oi. ids
Anthony COmshtock that ought TO be I'D an
tn shtage wud her. arreshtin' her. SEE Oh.
twhy, mlmmaw,' seq she, 'fwhat ar We
talkn' about? seq she; that's the way Clay
opathra ushed to dhres7.' sed she. Is that
SOP SEE Oh. Yes id is sez she. Thin. seq
Oh. 'CiayOpathra shud be ashamed av herser, ,
seq Oi; an AT Oh her Ord tell her so, too.
sez Oh. That kuockt Toozy out intoirclv. SO
she sed no more. but sot there ravin' about
Oriental splindor. an Blvews legs, until Oi
thawt she'd have tn hoigh-shtroikes ur tn hy-
dhrophoby. Isn't itawfui, Mr.. Giaggerty, that
amy wan shud be allowed to carry an an tn
sntage lOIke Mrs. Potter diz? Oi kud sink right
down into thu figure an let id sEwallv me
| fwhin Oi saw tn cut av her as she walked down
Ia shtage. BE gannies. fwhat kin tn women
be up 10. Oh wondhcr! Aft she wants 10 make
a fortune be not wcarin' amy clothes at all.
fwhy dlzn't she become tattooed woman an
80 INTO the dOime museums. oihI''