The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1889-09-27
Lnngnare Tint Needs a Rest.
Washington Post.

Washington Post.
| was awakened in the middle of
the night by u disturbance in The
J library. 1t did not seem to be The
rcise 81 burglars, It was more
Ike the %murmuring sound Of many
tongues engaged in spirited debate.
listened closely and concluded it
must be sGrt OF Il discussion being
held hy the words in my BIG una
bridged dictionary. Creeping soft.
~ to the door, stood and listened.
Il don't care sad The little word
OF; Il may not be very big, but
That is no reason why everybody
should take advantage OF me.
am the most mercilesslv over
worked word in the whole d~icticn-
airy and there is no earthly reason
for il, either. People say they'con.
sl'ler OF and approve OF and 'ac-
cent Of and admit OF alI sorts OF
things. Then they say ALI of u,,'
aud both OF them and 'irst of an
and tell about looking oul of the
window, or cutting "A piece Of bread
'oif of The loaf, until am utterly
tired OUT
"Pshaw!' said the worl Up, Il
am moi much bigger than YOU aud
| do twice as much wnrI, and a
good deal Of It needIeSsIy. too.
People wake up'm the morning
and gel up and shake up their
beds and dress mp aud wash up
and draw up 10 The table, AMI
eat M and drink up heir break.
last. Then they Jump up from ]
the table and hurry up'lo $50 up
20 the corner, where the street a ;
driver pulls up his horses and the :
passengers ascend up the steI ,
and go up into the front seats ana :,
the conductor takes mp the tick ;.
els. All this is done even before ',
people get up town and take M !"
their days work. From that tima t.
until they pull up their books =
and shut up their offices | do more ..
work than any two words in his II
book and even after business :;
hours am worked until Leople -
lock ul' their houses and go up V
0 bed and cover themselves up'
md shut up ther eyes for Tie
light. II would take Il week to NJ
what | have to put up with
IA day, and | am a good deal @
worked up over it," Sc
II agree that both Up and or Bi
re very much overworked," said
word Stated, ''but | think WI
deserve a little sympathy.
am doing not only my own Iegiti- dtl
ate work, but also that which to
lsht to be dohe by my friend
.ld. Nobody says anything now
he always states It," lar
"Yes," Clipped in the funny lii. ing
word Pun, these are very lh,
aleIy' tines =
Some of the words laughed AT
is, but Humor said: Pun Is a
npletnn."
NO." answered Wit; che is a
low Of dnpliciI.ies."
lie makes me tirel," sad Slang.
hen The discussion was resumed.
i do a great deal of needless
rk," said ;he w0Id BIT. .'Ieo.
say they have no doubt, sbut m,
IT. It VIII rain, AMI that they TDl
'uldni wonder but what 1t =,
snow, until | don't know ei.ll
= shall strike" e" Ti
What have most 10 complain low
said The word As, as thai and
m forced 10 associate 81 much H'rn
h the worl Equally. Only YES t to1S'
lay Il man said he could see II. \
ally as we'll as anolhe: man. Belle
T. see what business Equally y9n'
IN that sentence" inrt,
retorled Equally, "men Pr9of,
ry day say thn. something is ~;
ally as good AS something else. igsso
don't see what business As Of rA n.
in Thai sentence" from
think" said Propriety. "vou Unit,
should be divorced by mutual an a
gq9g
here was a nuttering sound and Chan
amor of voices. Tni
We TOO, ought 10 be granted 700 t.
rec" was The substance of S !"
I they said, and among The UnI
es | recognized those of the Jul
wing named couples: Cover -
:, Enter In, From Thence, Go
n. Have Got, Latter End, Con.
e On, Converse Together, New I'AV
-nner, Return Back, Rise In.
Down, They Both, Try And, Eff
2 Perfect, Seldom Ever, All.
Never, Feel Badly, United ri stTeC,
Two First, An One, Ov. Arrive
gain, Repeat Again and many "a esptc
rs. street
Arrives
hen qnietude had been restor. C[TloSl
ne ord Best said : "You words Retarni
Ilk of being overworked, as il Arrives
The wOrstthing HAT could Sleeni,
to a fellow but | tell You ridian
much worse 10 be cut out OF Mobile
own work. Now, look at me. J9 49
am ready aud willing 10 not. 81
my part in The speech of princiI
but almost everybody North
$ by me and employs nv awk- FOR
Trend Balance. II is the com.
st thing in the world 10 hear Bait
e say they will pay The bal G. w.
of il debt or will sleep .he "
Ice Of The night" uI
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