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Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

M. A e. Talcott de la maison
Newstrom & Talcott nous a visite
bier. M. Talcott est d'opinion que
lie "ot6. Est de Minneapolis, est pre-
settlement lie point lie plus promet
tant pour les affaires. II nous a
f4it remarquer que plusl.urs ha'is
ses consid6rables sont en- vote de
construction. La compegnie News
from & Talcott q l'intention de
batir an courant de l'6t6 un block,
pour le,commerce des chaussures.
success a l'entreprise.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

NJ. L Philippe qui, depuis nom.
bre d'annees, est g6rant pour Ia
compagnie d'Orgues ct de Pianos
K'mball q ST Paul, nous apprend
que cette compagnie a decide de
tab'ir une branche de cette impor-
tante mnison dams cette Vile, don't
NJ. Philippe aura la direction.
Nous souhaitons que ce projet Sc
realis F; Minneapolis pourra comp
ter une maison qui falt MAGNITUDE
ment les affaires ct nous aurous
nous un compatriote de plus dams
nos rangs.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

A la seance de mardi dernier, lie
President de lAssoclation Cana
dienne FRANCHISE, M. z. Demeules
a 6t6 charge d'adresser o&cielle-
ment les invitations au Rev. P4re
Dagnault ct aux orateurs qui YOU
d1ont bien prendre part q la dis.
cussion prochaine sur le suffrage
uniye. sci.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

LIE receveur d'enregistrement,
M. j. F. Peterson, q etc arrete di
manche soir dams la lie rue du
Sud par deux hommes qui lui ont
demand6 So bourse ct ga montre.
Sur son refus ''ob5ic, une lutte
s'ensuivit ct M. Peterson fut assez
heureux pour sen tirer sans en-.
combre.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14
lie GUIDE DE L'ACHE

- lie GUIDE DE L'ACHE-
49, TEUR parait lie premier
Mars ct le premier Seplem-
bre de chaq ue aimee. C'est
~ une sorte d'cl c%yclopfd e
~ d'iuformations uliles pour
tous c.ux qui ach6tent ce qui est ncccs-
salre i III vie Nous pouvons vous vellr,
ct vous f%ournir de tout ce qul ts' indls-
pensable all supe1hns pour promenade en-
voi,ure on i picds, dance. sommeil,nour-
rl,use, peche. chase, travail, pour aller d
I'Gglise on roster i la ma son celia en-
tons genre ct dams t. us les prix.
Pcnscz i ce quill est ne essaire dc fare
pour avoIr toutcs ces chooses o"fortah!e-
ment ct yons aarez alors me juste idee
de Ia valeur du GUIDE DE L'ACHE-
TEuR, u nous vUuS auressclOns au
rtCu de 10 cents en- timbrcs.post s.
MONTGOMERY WARD & IIE =,
lll-ll4 Michi.an Avenue, Chicago, III.
CTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY
- of Hennepin.-Probate Court.
WEIGH, Deceased.
On reading and filing the petition of
Sarah A. Welch representing that certain
property was undisposed Of in closing up
said Estate and omitted from the Decree
heretofore entered in said matter and
praying for a supplemental decree cor
recting said omission and establishingan and
assigning the respective interests Of the
parties entitled to said property.
It is Ordered that said petition be heard
at a general term Of this Court to be held
at the Court House in the City Of Minnea-
polls in said County, On Monday the first
day of April 1889 at 10 o'clock in the
forenoon, and that notice of such bearing
be given to all persons interested by pu-
blishing this Order at least once in each
week for three successive weeks prior to
said day of hearing in the "Echo de
POuest" q newspaper printed and pu-
blished in said County.
Dated at Minneapolis this 5th day Of
March 1889.
By the Court;
F. Won SCHLEGELL,
Judge Of Probate.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

LIE celebre ipg6nieur Su6dois M.
John Ericsson qui lors de la guerre
de secession fit les plans ct assure
la construction dams cent jours du
bateau lie Monitor qui d6truisit lie
Merrimac, est mort lundi matin.
Co fut egulement lui qui fit cons
trulre lie Princeton lie premier vals
seau de guerre American ayant ses
machines u.dessous de la ligne de
Ia fottaison.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Bien que la police ait fait tout
ce gull 6tait humainement posi-
bic de faire pour d6couvrlr les as
saillants du policeman McLaugh
lin, aucune arrestation ma encore
etc operee. LIE chef de la police, NJ.
Bracket, q ofzrt $50 a %quiconque
pourralt donner des renseigne-
ment amenant l'arrestation DIES
coupables.
On esp9re que les pleasures de
NJ. Mclaughlin ne seront pas NOR
telles.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Nous attirons tout particuliere
ment l'attention de nos lecteurs
sur l'annonce de NJ. Cannon, que
nous publions sur la 2eme page.
M. Cannon est un de noe compa-
.triotes ct nous eDgageons nos lee
Ieurs a lie %patronner.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Nous apprenons avec plaisir que
le DR. G.. D6ziel a etc cholsi pour
remplacer 10 Dr. Laton, professor
du college Medical de lEtat, en-
r'absence de GO dernier, qui fait une
visite prolong6e dams les Etats de
Nos Fluctuations sinc4res au
DR. DAzial.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

On nomm6 Charles Moody, em
ploy6 de la ligne Sault de Ste Ma
RE, a etc condamn6 q 100 dollars
d'amende on tro1s mois de prison
pour avoir tenu des propos mai
honnetes 3 la femme dun DIES mem.
bres les plus infuents dune COM
pagnie de chemin de fer de St.
Panl
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Sur 4l6l personnes atteintes de
folie ct enferm6es dansAes asiles
d'alienes dams les derniers vingt
ans II a 1855 Su6dois, 1912 Allie
mands, 563 Irlandais, 1926 Polonals
278 Americans l45 Italiens ct So
Francais.
lis ont la tete solide CONNIE on
lie volt les vieux bretons.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

LIE DR.. Slllon qul a Nice, await
enlev6 Mslle Ida Wilcox do Min
neapolis Went d'6tre condamn6 q
hut mois de prison pour avolr
escompt6 un cheque appartenant q
Nine Wilcox.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Vendredi a deux heures ct demie
de l'apres- midi, dams une chamb1e
meubl6e du Num6ro 213, Avenue
Washington du Nord, 10 capitaine
Charles Russell, I'm vieux citoyen
habitant Minneapolis depuis 20
ans environ, s'est suicide dun coup
de revolver dams la tempe.
Depuis plnsieurs ann6es NJ
Russell souffrait dune maladie le
privant quelquefois de l'usage de
ses faculties mentales, ct c'est dams
IN de ces acc6s de folie momanta-
nee quill s'est suicide,
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

A VENDRE -Une maison Gle
pension situee dams lie quarter lie
plus avantageux de la vile, ayant
actuellement de 25 8 80 pension.
naires. S'adresser al No 205, q st
n. on au bureau de &c journal.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

A vendre a tres bon march6 un lot
avec une ]olie maison de Z cham
bres, coin de la rue Jackson ct
l83 Ave. n. E, sur la Monroe
Street car.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Vous pouvez faire assurer votre
maison ct votre menage par les
meilleures compagnies d'assuran-
ce sur le fau, eli vous adressant q
z Demeules, No 8 2Ame rue Sud.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

LITTLE FALLs.--Vendredi der
nier un nomm6 Albert Bulow, orr
glnaire d'Angleterre ct age de 26
ans a 6t6 condamn6 a mort pour
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

MN. John, Victor ct Louis Der.
geron de Saltwater 6taient en- vi
site dimanche dernier chez leur
frere M. Telesphore Bergeron de
cette vile.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

D6cAd6e en- cette Vile le II cou-
rant,a Page de Il ans, Mademoloelle
Ida Francis Dunn. Les funerail.
les ont Gu lieu mardi a l'Eglise de
Ste Clotilde.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Minnesota Mortgage Loan Com
pany, prete de $40 en montant sur
meubles, pianos, cheveaux, vol
lures etc. Aussi sur claimant, mon.
tie dor etc., etc. No. Z Mackey &
Legg Block, Minneapolis.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Ie"Minneapolis FIambeau Club
a dome q Washington, la semaine
derniere une m~agniGque s6renade
au S5nateur Washburn ct an De
put6 lie Cap. S. P. Sn1der.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Jeudi dernier une JENNIE file
nominee Roch s'est suicid6e de de
sespoir parce que o amant John
Lee a etc execute il va quelques
jOurs q Alexandria.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14
COMMITS CANADlEN.
Aux SOuRDS.

Une personne guerie dc % annees de
su'dite ct de bru.ts d'oreilles par un re-
mede simple on envcrra gratis Ia descrip.
tor a quiconque en- fera Ia demapds 4
NICHOLSON, III MacDougall St New
York.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Quand lie General Washington
fut 6lu president des Etats- Unis il
n'avait que Is nominations q faire
pour les offices publics. LIE Gene
raj Harrison On a, lui pres de
10000.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

D6sirez vous vendre votre empla
cement desirez vous placer votre
argent avec grand avantage? venez
me voir. z. DEMFULEs,
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Argent a prefer en- crosse ct pc
tite somme sur bonnie suretA par
j. F. CALHOUN,
227 e. 229 Centrale Ave.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Hackett ct un de ses completes
qui ont failli assassiDer lie police
man Mclaughlin ont ete arretes a
Chicago.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

M. Orf, Inspector DIES batisses
ayant dome sa demisslon, on parle
pour le remplacer de MN. }. M.
Hazen ct w. H. Dennis.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

LIS nouvel "Union- Depot" de
Duluth co0tera $4,000 ct la cons
truction en- commencera incessam'
ment.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

OTTAWA, 10 Marsha douane
de Toronto a saisi, confsYu6 ct
detrnit 100 exemplaires dun llvre
de b. lola, connue etant immoral.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Une piece de terre a etc vendue
la semaine derniere dams Ia partie
Sad de Chicago au prix fabuleux
de $500 lie pied de front.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

ST vous avez DIES propriet6s a
vendre q bon marche, venez me
voir, ct je vous ]trouverai un
acheteur. z. DEMEULEs.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

On ma encore pu rien d6couvrir
achievement a M. Viccars qui a
SUPPLEMENT- disparu Jeudi dernier
au moment de Sc marier.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

%assassinat commits le "a novemb1e
dernier sur la personnes dun NOM
me Frank Fetch.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Vous pouvez acheter o epice
ries ct provisions de Demeules q
Meagher q DIES prix defiant stoute
concurrence.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14
VENDRE

2 lots coin de la Gene Rue n. E.
ct 22em Ave pour $50 les deux.
z. DRMEULEs.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

LIE magasin pour acheter le NEIL,
leur the ct lie meilleur cafe ct d
bon march6 est sans contredit chez
Demeules & Meagher, LOG % rue
Nord.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

NJ. G. A. Pillsbury & Gle. ont
vendu reinforcement 29,OOO bar1ls
de farine a Londres.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14
ARGENT A PREFER.

Sur vos montres, diamands, che
veaux, voitures, meubles on toute
autre bonne s6curite, sans depla-
cement ct q DIES termes f%avorAEles.
j. H. POTTLE
525--2nd Ave South.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

LIE Jnge Won Schlegell est de
retour dune visite de quelques Sc.
maines dams les Etats du Sud.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

A louer sur BONES conditions un ferme
de so acres, s'adresser 4 E. Lefebvre,
Osseo, MINI.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14
A VENDRE
A Is POUR CENT D'EsCOMPTE LES
COMPLIES SCIVANTS DUS
POUR ACHIEVEMENTS.

Joseph Mingo, New-Canada, 7.50
Chas. Millet, White Bear, 5.25
Henry Trzpanier, Centreville, 5.25
Auguste Lacroix, $50
Frank Lacasse, 4.50
Isidore Bezaud, 5.25
Alexis Desrochers, Saltwater, 600
Joseph Delisle, 800
Joseph Durocher, St John, Dakota, 600
Joseph Demers, Wheat Land, 600
Joseph Lavoie, Z" 500
Eugene Delisle, Chippewa Falls, 600
"a continEer.)
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14
Echo de l'@mtat.
MINNEAPOLIS, IA MARS 1889.

LIE DR.. Lalibert6 a achet6 le lot
Ii. E. %, East Side ad. pour $1,000.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Au dos de ce document est imprime en-
petits caract res: Presenter cette carte
pour etre admis a la porte de derriere de
la prison.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

LIE nomhre de pleds de bois cou-
pes a Philips, dams le Wisconsin
est d'environ lS0, 900 600.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

Les cartes d'admission pour l'ex.
6cution de Timothy ct Peter Bar
rett vlennent d'6tre envoy6es par
lie sheriff NJ. j. II. Eg..
Ces cartes sont ainsi concues:
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-03-14

L'execution de Timothy ct Peter Bar
rett aura lieu dams la prison du comta de
Hennepin a Minneapolis, le vendredi %
Mars 1889 a II heures du matin.
Cette carte vous fera admettre.
(Signe) JAMES H. EGE,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

Three or four years ago Maud
Granger was starring in the west to a
fair one-night stand business. Her
manager was nervous young man
named Brayton. One morning the
company assembled at the railroad
depot to take the only train that con-
nected that day with their next town
All were present except Miss Grang.
er. Brayton, apprehensive that his
star might miss the train, drove back
to the hotel. Here the maid inform
ed him that the actress was asleep
and would not be aroused. Brayton
flushed up and said:
"Tell Miss Granger that if she isn't
up and dressed and in the hall in five
minutes I'll take her up"
The maid departed and the manag-
er went down stairs, soon returning
with two brawny porters and a pile
Of blankets.
The time expired. Brayton and
the porters rush in, seized the dismay-
ed star who was still in bed, wrapped
her in the blankets and carried her to
the carriage that stood at the hotel
entrance. The horses galloped to the
depot, where the lady was transferred
to the stateroom of drawing car
Philadelphia Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

Mrs. Hallowell was n very pretty
and amiable widow, but, says the De.
troit Commercial Advertiser, she had
a sorrow. She had arrived at a crit
ical period when age shows its marks
upon the face, and especially IN the
frost it sprinkles upon the hair. She
resolved to dye the latter, and for that
purpose made arrangements with a
certain tonsorial artist who, at her re-
quest, was to meet her at ten o'clock
at night, to avoid observation, and
in the privacy of her own boudoir to
restore her hair to a jet black hue.
She agreed to attend party that
night, and, of course, was anxious to
have her hair-dyer prompt. At ten
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

o'clock she was awaiting him, eager
for his appearance.
The bell rang, but the hair-dresser
did not present himself before her.
She sent down her maid to make in
quiries of Mathew Riley, the Irish
footman, who also officiated as attend
ant at the door.
"Who was it rang?" asked Charl-
ton, the maid.
"a blackguard," replied Mathew.
"Whoi" said Charlton.
"An impudent blackguard. Bedad
if it wasn't for fear of the police, I'd
tache him better"
"What did he want?"
"Want, is it Want? Sure, I'll
be after telling ye, as ye'er SO curious,
for its meself asked him the question" I"
replied Riley.
"Well, 60 on" said Charlton.
"'Well, says l. what do you want
at this time o night, my fine fellowF
I'll tell your missus, said he. 'Divil
Bit says l, 'till ye've told me first.
My business is with the lady, says
he. 1T will keep warm till to-mor-
row, then,' says l, for divil an inch
will you get in till l know what you
want Can you keep saycret,' says
he. Can a duck swim p says l..
Upon that he came close to me, and
says he. But, arrah, you won't be-
lieve me-"
Indeed | WILL" said the maid.
"'Well, then, says he, Il come to
die hare die harep says l. Yes,
says he. and WHARF would you wish
to die 2 says l. In your missus'
room,' says he. So with that l kick
ed him down stairs
Indeed, then you have done wrong"
said Charlton, ready to die with laugh
ing.
"But, bedad, he came back again
just now," said Riley, "and says again
as part as might be, Tell your missus
I'm come to die hare"
"Well, and what did you say P"
asked Charlton.
"What did say ?" exclaimed Rily.
"Sure l said what every honest man
would"
"And what was that ?" she asked.
"Be jabbers,' said l, 'ye're nothing
but an idiot, an yell not die hare
Go somewhere else to die, you scamp
of the world ! Die hare, indeed p
So for the second time, l knocked
him down the stoop, and, bedad, I'm
thinking he'll never come here again
to die"
The mistake was so ludicrous that
even Mrs. Hallowell laughed at it, al
though it was serious disappoint-
ment to her.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

l am very poor, sir, and my family
is suffering. Any assistance YOU
Can't you obtain work :
No, sir. There was time, went on
the tramp, when | gave away thous-
ands to sweet charity, but, like many
a better man, l was drawn into the
vortex of speculation, and lost every
dollar | had in Wall street.
| am very sorry for you (said the
gentleman, handing him a nickle.) }
Now what will you do with that mon
eyY
Well, dunno, (thoughtfully pois.
ing the coin on the end of his finger.
| think I'll buy house and lot with
part of it, and make my family com
Portable for life. The remainder,
suppose, will be swallowed up in Wall
street. Once speculator always a
speculator, you know.--Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26
Consumption surely Cured.

10 THE EDIToR-Please inform your
readers that have positive remedy for
the above named disease. BY its timely
use thousands Of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. 1 shall be glad to send
two bottles of my remedy free to any of
your readers who have consumption II
they will send me their express and post
office address. Respectfully, T. A. SLO-
CUM, M. c., 1S1 Pearl ST., New York.
S00y1
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

Parson (returning from church, to
small boy with pole)-Do you know
where the little boys 60 who 60 fish
ing OH the Sabbath a?
Boy with pride and animation)-
You just bet / do, and l amt going
to give the snap away, either.-Gold-
EN- Days.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

A little blow. Visitor-Been hav-
ing a storm here?
Kansan-No, not lately. There
was little blow yesterday, but it did
not amount to anything. Tore down
the school house and four or five resi-
dences, and killed five people. 1t was
nothing to speak of.-Drake's Maga-
zine.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26
Maria" said Mr.. Cuteboy yestei

Maria" said Mr.. Cuteboy yester-
day, 81 made $40 this morning"
Indeed !" said Mrs. C.. curiously.
"Did Reading 60 up?"
"Not exactly" was the quiet re-
joinder, "but your brother John ask
ed me to lend him that sum and /
didn't happen to have it at the time" "
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

A number of young women in
Cushbert, Ga, have organized an An
ii kissing Society. Those who have
seen the members say that such pre-
caution was not necessary.-Norris-
town Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

The tenor in fashionable church
choir found to his horror that his voice
all at once grew unpleasantly thick.
He strained it, but without any good
effect. New York Tribune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

A new way. Nickleby-What are
the vowels?
Squeers-A, e, j, u.
Nickleby-Now say them again,
dropping off the first one.
Squeers-E, i, o, u.
Nickleby-Now once more, drop
ping off the second.
Squeers-I, o, u.
Nickleby-I know you do, and
wish to thunder you'd pay up.-Law-
renee American.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

Bjohnson-By the way, did you
ever see the sun rise, jerks
Jenks-No, can't say that ever
did. l think I've always been in bed
before that.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

The papers continue to speak of the
"blushing brides" Blushing fiddle
sticks The brides are all right. 1t
is the fidgetty bridegroom to whom
public sympathy should go out.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

Mudgo--For Heavens sake, Bos-
worth, have you been sandbagged or
in a railway accident
Bosworth-Neither. | hid under
the bed the other night to scare my
wite.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

Plenty of sleep is conducive to
beauty. Even a garment looks worn
when it loses its nap.-Binghamton
Republican.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26
WIT AND HUMOR.

A woman is like phonograph in
one respect. 1t is unwise to say any
thing unpleasant to her.-Merchant
Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

BY cable. "How's business with
you, Sandy?" asked young Swearhof,
as he met the Gar the other day.
"Oh, it's Russian" replied the en-
peror.
"Where you Romanoff to!
81 Moscow home"
Look out and don't get Dnieper
on you."
Don't be Volga."
Tartar. ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

Fathers suppose you don't speak
to the common herd any more, Miss
Luckeigh?
Miss Luckeigh (who has realized
largely)-Why certainly, Mr.. Flath-
ers, how do you do?-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

The naval gun plant at Washing
ton is growing SO nicely that it will
soon begin to put out a few spring
shoots.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26

A man was driving rapidly down
the street, when he accidentally ran
over negro. Unable to stop his
horses, the driver, true to his nature,
called out: "Hi, there, get out of the
way" At that moment the dazed ne
gro, not much hurt, picked himself
up and shouted in reply: "Fo' de
lan's sake. boss, yo' amt comm back
agin, be We ?"-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-06-26
MICHIGAN CENTRAL
"The Niagara Falls Route"
Time Card in Effect

+Daily. tDaily except Saturday. All other
trains daily except Sunday. Parlor cars ON day
trains. Sleeping cars on night trains
j. WHITING, Ticket Agent
oW. RUGGLES, G. p. & II. Agt.