Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-08-10
IIUNIOR.

Inc price OF Ice ADVANCES,
The girls 10 Ike 10 go to the base
ball games 50 much. They are sure to
see some good catches" there.
TANNING by electricity is being much
talked Of as an undoubted success. But
for domestic uses the slipper is more
convenient.
JONES (serious)-I like tho fashidr
If saying grace before dinner. Brown
frivolous So 90 |. 1t gives time for
the soup to cool.
THE corset, though rallied against
by, a few dress refJrhleis, will not "a
1t has n good grip on its wearers and,
as it were, has come to stay.
EASTERN man Cih Oklahomt)-Is this
your claim? Boomer = eu net Have
yau done any planting?' PLANTED
three men! Move on, now"
HE-What lovely hair Miss Mason
has. But is it her own? She Crather
ieal ously>-O, yes. | was, with her
and Recommended TINT sha1e
SARAH BEfNHAKpr has at last struck
he role she had been growing up for.
She has made hit as Lena in the
French adaptation of AS in Looking
Glass" A Lena actress than Sarah
does not exist.
THERE is nothing sensational about
Mary" said Mrs. Palmer. Even when
her lover is with Her they sit far apart. y"
YES, SPOKE up little Harry, "as long
as you are in the ROOM
Mr.. SMITHERs tof Philadelphia. at a
Pc Ston receptionD-Hcr voice reminds
me of our Independence bell. Mr..
Bean-Ah! has true ring, YOU mean ?
Mr.. Smithers No; it's cracked
WOMAN who scrubs
Over lathery tubs,
Tho not of n bibulous mind,
HES no cause to faint
If folks make II complaint
or her having three sheets in the wind"
FATHER-Don't yoh know better, sir,
than to contradict your mother? Son
But she Is wrong as to both facts and
conclusions. mo matter; she'll never
admit it. If l cant convince her of
anything there is no use of irving"
MISS STAGESTRUCK-Do YOU know,
sir, when | recite | am almost carried
away by my feelings / forget every
thing but the part. The very audience
seem to disappear. Manager (who has
heard her recite)-Can YOU blame
them?
CoLoRED preachcr-Zeke, s'pose de
good Lawd should kun down an LUX
inter yer eye an say, Ezekiel, what hab
yon done wild all desc chickens dat yer
hab stoled?" What would yer say =?
/eke- Mistah Benson. | mought say
dat my old CONAN cooked EN-, bat YOU
knows dat a man amt bound ter tes-
tify ag'in his wife.
SOMETHING IN THE EYE.
what have you in your eyer
Said Tom. Il have sty,
In my eve
And I've girl, said I.
In my eve
Then When years had hastencd by,
How wish excuse this sigh
That Tom had the girl, not /,
In his eye.
And in place l had the sty,
In my eye.
Yankee Bidde
THE public be blamed" g,owlcd
the plumber. The have cheap coal
in summer and cheap ice in winter, and
yet they grumbla and splitter because
they can't have things cheap all the
time. John, discharge that journey
man. There hasn't been break in
any of his pipe-work for six months.
He's meant for politician, he is, and
not for plumber"
AN Oxford County parsoa tells ne
this: A Young Methodist minister had
made application to the Confc cnce for
a license. He was highly recommend
ed by the presiding elder, whom the
Bishop asked about the applicants
preaching abilities. "Have you ever
heard him." asked the Bishop. mo,
sir, replied the presiding elder. Il
have never heard him, but he heard
me twice, and he stood it like hero. :"
The license was granted.