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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28
WIT AND WISDOM,

Wise Sayings from Which Every Reader
Can Derive Some Profit.
In pugilism the blow of the mouth is
greater than that of the fist.
From hand to mouth Going to the
dentist after consulting the palmister.
I'm the SWIM of society the Goldfish
aristocracy should be able to hold their
own.
Children are the buds, girls the early
blossoms, and women the flowers Of
creation.
'Think twice before speaking once"
But how about the man who never
thinks at all?
Gossips are not egotistical. They
find more pleasure in talking of others
than themselves.
The wall of an epicure: When I see
walters wait on each other sometimes
regret that am not waiter.
When you hear man say he, has q
bad wife just ask him what he has done
to make her good one.
Household hint-To remove stain;
from clothing use benzine. To remove
stains from character use s'sugar."
In some houses where boarders are
kept the weakness of the coffee is often
Offset by the strength of the butter.
l can not understand, said the bard,
why l am alluded to as an "obscure''
poet. A child could understand my writ
ing.
When the lady of the house gives a
Copenhagen party the gentleman of the
house has no business downtown that
evening.
In England they call elections to fill
vacancies ''by elections" 1t is strongly
suspected that some of the elections to
fill vacancies in this country are buy
elections, too.
Now for the opening of the fall cam.
paign," was what the serpent said to
himself when he observed Eve approach.
ing the tree of knowledge, under whose
branches he was lying. -,
There is q time for every thing. After
you have weighed your neighbor in the
balance drop the nickel of fairness into
the slot of self-examination and ascer-
tain your own moral avoirdupois.-Bos-
ton Courier. ~
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28
THE FARMING WORLD,
POULTRY eRoopER.

low 50 Mako One That u Both Cheap
sSsss: and Good. 1920
We aro indebted to the Ohio Farmer
tor the cuts and description Of what
many regard Is the best brooder made.
y was invented BY ono who gives the
plan free, and 10 called tho Farm and
5t1restde Brooder." Fig. l Is . box three
leet square, and six. to eight inches
aeep, according to height of lamp used.
Ihe lamp-box should be of tin, and the
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28

Some Of the compound Kalamazoo Creek
names suggested for the killing Of murder
ers by electricity are more terrifying than
the thing itself -HartfOrd Courant
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28

WEEDS are not worn by grass-widows,
because grass-widows are not so for lawn
Is they ought to BEN. Y. Commercial
Advertiser
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28

Why arc umbrellas like paneakesf
They are seldom seen altar Lsnt-N
r. Ledger.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28
3QGRAaA.

Progress.
s i d very important In this aRe Of vast
material progress that remedy be pleas
Ing 70 the taste and to the eye, easily
taken, acceptable to the stomach aud
healthy In its nature and effects. Possess
ing these qualities, Syrup of Figs is the ono
perfect laxative and most gentle diuretic
known. go l4ss
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28

4ouuBxEBlU4 should - disoontinued by
eAuihSS sued fpS 1sS0s ~ tbea1 ssHvant6
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28
You may sing Of the beauty of sprinRtimO
That glOws on the che 4 Of the young,
But sing OF q beauty thxt's ra: er
Thpn nj which von have enn0

ThP n any of which you have sung.
The beauty that's seentn the faces
OF wuluen whose summer is DER,
Tho autumn:like beauty that charms ~
Far moro than the beauty of yore.
But this beauty is seen too rarely. The
faces of most women lose the beauty of
youth too soon. Female disorders are like
frosts which come to nip the flowers which
betoken good health, without which there
can be no real beauty. II our American
the approach of the terrible disorders so
prevalent among them, by using DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription, their good
looks would be retained to q "sweet old
age" This remedy is a guaranteed cure for
all the distressing Weaknesses aud derange-
ments peculiar to women.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28

FoR BRONCHIAL, Asthmatic and Pulmo
nary Complaints, "Bro,U,l's Bronehtd
1rocAes'' have remarkable curative proper
ties. Sold only n, 6orcs
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28

Tn same obituaries seem to do for n.
most every man who dies in these days.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28
WHITE SWELLING.

WHITE SWELLING.
NY little niece had white swelling to such an ex.
TENT tn at she was confined to the bed for a long
tine More than 20 pieces Of bone came out OF her
reg ana the doctors said amputation was the only
remedy to save her life. l refus ed the operation
and put her on S. 8. s.. and she is now up and
active and in as good health as any child
MISS ANNIE GEEsLIN1, Columbus Ga
. WITS SPECIFIC is entirely ve1etabl
through the pores of the skin. Send for our books
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, one q dose. Cur
headache, constipation and indigestion.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28
POISONED HY A CALF.

POISONED BIZ A CALF.
Ny little boy broke out with Ulcers ana sores,
the result OF the saliva from Q Calls mouth coming
in contact with . cut drger. l used quite . num-
Der of remedies, with no benefit, but got 6wifts
doses. and in . short time was sound and we'll Of
the poison.
Auburn, Als., Feb. H. "a JOHN T. HEARD.
. . Id cures Blood Poison By forcing the tsint out
Blood and Skin Diseases. mailed free.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-11-28

all Cnere, salu L. by tne way, 0tOr-
mont, met friend of yours, Colonel
L'Estrange, and 1 introduced him to
the duchess, who, understand, was
charmed with him.
she Is very nice fellow, said Stor-
mont: ''quite ladies' man. I wonder
what he was doing here? However, I
mustn't keep you, Lady Dennis; you
must be very tired"
We went up stairs, and, as usual,
Lucy's diamonds were left on her dress
ing table. We had done this so repeat
edly that it never occurred to us to do
differently, Notwithstanding the aston
ishment that Stormont had expressed.
But we committed the indiscretion once
too often. The next morning Lucy's ex-
quisite diamonds were gone.
An unusual event had happened at
last, but it was too serious for joking.
Lucy was too miserable to get up, and
at length left her to her maid and went
down to breakfast alone, bordering what
steps l should take. had hardly
poured out my coffee when Stormont
came in. He held an open letter in his
hand, and seemed quite alert and cheer
full.
''Good morning." he began, eagerly.
'I've heard from my sister. She Is in
London; has come up on purpose to meet
me and wants me to join her to-day.
Indeed" said I, absently. "Your
sister-Mrs. Macdonald-in town-oh!'
Stormont looked at mo, surprised.
ANY thing the matter?" he said.
LADY Dennis not Well?"
swell, yes. something is the matter"
said I. ''Sor,ething deucodly disagree
able has hapl ened. My wife's diamonds
have been stolen"
''Good Lord!" exclaimed Stormont. q
Hewas 50 taken aback that he literally
foil into chair and sat there staring Ut
mo.
''Those diamonds?' he said ct last.
'Those splendid diamonds7 have no
words, Did You lock them up"
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29
9th WATERFORD CUP, $500 added.

RUNNING RACE. u mile dash
Hawaiian bred horses.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29
i1th kAMEHAMEHA PLATE, $3.50.
RUNNING RACE. " mile dash
Free for all.
12!h POST MATCH, $40.

TROITING and PACING. Mile
heats; best 2 III 3. For all horses
not having record of 2:40 or
better To be driven toy members
of the Hawaiian Jockey Club to
road cart.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29
Honolulu Library
- AND -
Reading Room Association.
Cor. Hotel & AlaIxea Streets.
Open every Day and Evening.

The Library consists at the present
time of over Five Thousand Volumes.
The Reading Room is supplied with
about fifty OF the leading newspapers
and periodic Is.
A Parlor is provided for conversation
and games.
Terms of membership, fifty cents a
month, payable quarterly in advance.
NO iormality required in joining except
signing the roll.
Strangers from foreign countries and
visitors from the other islands are well
come to the rooms at all times as guests.
This Association having no regular
means of support except the dues of
members, ii is expected that residents
OF Honolulu who desire to avail them
selves of its privileges, and all who feel
al interest in maintaining an institution
of this kind, will put down their names
and become regular contributors.
A. j. CARTWRIGHT, Pres,
M. M. SCOTT, President.
III. A. PARMELEE, Secretary.
A. l.. SMITH, Treasurer,
@. T. RODGERS, Md
Chairman Hall and Library t'ommittea.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29
14.h PONY RACE, SIS.

RUNNING. l mile dash. For all
ponies IA hands and under. Ha.
waiian bred.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29
Mrs. III. MACMILLAN

II AS commenced Dressmaking, Cut.
Ii ting and Fitting, at her residence
No 1874 Nuuanu Avenue, next to Eagle
House, Bill Telephone $50 24s I'm
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29
Hawaiian Bell Telephone Co.
"Nupepa Kuokoa."
DEPARTMENTS of BUSINESS:

Collections will receive special atten.
ton and returns promptly made.
Real Estate bought, ,old aud leased.
Taxes Paid and property safely In.ilrei
Houses, Cottages, Rooms and Offices,
leased and rem I'd, and rents collected
Fire and Lilo Insurance effected in firsl.
class In ance Companies.
COhveyancing pecialty - Records
sraichei and correct Abstracts uf ritle
furnished
Legal Documents and Papers of every
description carefully lam md hand
s. mely engrn-srd
Copying and lranslating in languages
in general ne IN hi y inpdOm.
Custom House Business transacted with
accuracy AMI di.pu'cll.
Loans nego' i'ncd a. iavurabIr rates
God, liver and Certificates bought AM
sol
Advertisements and Subscriptions oil
lied fnf pm r.
Skilled and Umshi!led labor u'ni-h d.
ANY Ar'ic 81 rchr- q or IT
inter Island Ord RS III itrcv,t tf,t.
culhr attention
To let, Furnished and Uniurnished Col
tages in desirable localities at reasona bic
rentals
Several Valuable Properties in and
around the city nov for sale and lease
on easy terms
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29

RfaS" al bu,i e.. ,nlrns ed 10 our car
"n receive pom. ard fI.t-fu ten.
tion at moderate charges Feb-4.S9
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29
LADIES' NURSE.

Nj RS, MONROE, ladies' nurse, has
II removed to M 3, Kukui laue
Feb.l4.SD
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29
VETERINARY.

A r. ROwAT, Veterinary Surgeon,
IA flee and lharmnc, al Hawaiian
Hotcl Siubcs, corner Hutel and II clard
streets. Scientific lrratrn, mt in all dis.
ca es of domes &c animals Orders for
plantation and ranch stock promptly
attended t.. Mutual Trl,phonr S5i
p. . lioX 326. mh Is SO
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29
10Th KsPloLANl PARK PLATE, s125.

TROTTlNG and PACING. Free
for all. Mile heats; best 3 in 5. a II
hor .es with record of go or better
10 be Handicapped.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29

sl,~ All entries to close at 10 O'clock
noon, on Wednesday, June 5, 1888, al
the Office of The Secretary, and all en-.
trance fees 10 be 0pcr cent unless other
wise specified. All races TO be run or
trotlei urd r the rules of the Hawaiian
Jockey Cub Rules regarding entries
and starting are suspended in races
again-t time.
BeS@ All horses will be expected TO
start if not drawn by p. IN. June
10, 8.
Admission Observation-Disclosures cents
To Grand Ntard, eX ra.. 30 CTS " s.
Carriages inside of couis,... So 30
Quarter Stretch Badpes. SIS 90
G. o. BERGER,
apr-ls-s9 Secretary, ii. j. C.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-29
18th OCEANIC STEAMSHIP co. CUP.

NOVELTY RACE. Running 1 mile
dash. LIST, 2nd and Bird quarter, $25
each; 18th quarter, $50 and Cup.
Hawaiian bred horses.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18
Sudden Death of Mrs. Raymond
Belt.

Mrs. Susan c. Guthrie. wife OF
Mr. Raymond Belt. very esii
mable Christian lady, died very
suddenly on Sunday evening
last. She was born in Baltimore,
Md. Oct. 4th, 1924, and was mar
ried to Raymond Belt, Oct. 1st..
1915. since which time they have
resided IN Logan. She was the
mother of six children, of whom
four are now living. and they
with the husband and father
now mourn their great loss. Her
funeral occurred from her late
residence on Walnut street. on
Tuesday evening at 6 O'Clock,
and was attended by a very large
number of citizens and relatives
from abroad. The sermon and
eulogy on the deceased were Do
l,vered by Rev. L. A. Turner,
who was assisted in the service
by Eevs. Moore and Williams.
The remains were inferred in
Oak Grove cemetery AT sunset.
Peace 10 her ashes.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18
Obituary.

Sarah 4. Dean, daughter of
Jesse and Martha Dean, was
born June 81, 1913, and was mar.
ried 10 Lawson Atkinson, May
Is, 1866. The fruit of this union
was four children, three boys
and one girl, all of whom are
grown, The youngest of whom IS
fifteen years of age. The de.
ceased was 46 years and 13 days
old. having lived a constant
member of the Christ ain church
for twenty years. She was an
indulgent mother. loving wife
and devoted Christian. She
bore her suffering with remark
able patience and seemed fully
resigned TO The will of God. A
short time before she died she
told her husband that il grieved
her to leave her beloved family.
but if il was The will of God that
she should go she was ready, so
she fell asleep in Jesus. Funeral
services by Rev. J. w. Demon
at home OF deceased in Hooking
county, Starr township.
ASLEEP in Jesus, blesSed sleap,
From which none ever wakes to weep.
A calm and undisturbed repOSe
UlbrOken Dy the last of foes,
Asleep in Jesus, peaceful rest
Whose waking is supremely blest.
No fear, no woe shall dim that hour
Which manitests the Savior's power
j. w. d.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18

County Clerk, j. II. Lappan,
furnishes us with the following
interesting statistics:
Number of divorce cases decid-
ed within the year ending July
l, 1889 -13. Cause: adultery. |;
absence & neglect, 8: cruelty, 4.
Total number of indictments
found against 81 persons, Co.
Number of indictments disposed
of, "a. Amount of fines assess
ed, 1886; amount of fines COLI
lected, $154 amount of cost tax
ed, S2613S; amount of costs col.
lected from defendants. $l37.71.
Total number of civil judgments
rendered, Al. Average amount
of each judgment, $l121.01.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18
STARR ITEMS.
ANuTlIER VICTIM.

1
On Saturday last, Mr.. S. +.
Cagg, the popular merchant OF
Starr, arrived at his 45lh mile
stone. AS Mr.. Cagg had fire.
qnently aided in surprising 9th
ers on their birthday, 1t was de-
cided 20 make him a victim
Accordingly, invitations were
sent 10 his friends and neighbors
TO he present and participate IN
the celebration. The call was
not unheeded, for at II o'clock.
the appointed time for meeting,
the people began coming IN from
all directions with great baskets
on their arms filed TO running
over. The object of all this COM
motion had, in the morning, been
induced from home and was TO
be kept away until noon. as the
sun by this time had nearly ap-
preached the meridian.
The honored one had made his
appearance at the gate. o:
course he was surprised at seeing
so many of his friends who had
completely taken possession OF
his premises. But he soon took
in the slt tuation and gave a hearty
welcome 10 all.
While the usual greetings and
congratulations we've taking place
the contents of the baskets, as il
by magic, had exchanged places.
and now appeared on large ia
BILE, in the form of huge cakes
pies, chickens, and other good
things, which we will not attempt
to enumerate. The Rev. Gardner
invoked blessing on the occa-
sion and returned tn inks to HIM
who had this day given them
their daily bread. After feasting
was over, some time was spent
in cob versation. AS the shades
of night was closing in, The com
pany wished MIR. Cagg many
more happy birthdays and qui-
etly disappeared.
This was certa Inly one of The
greatest social events that has
occurred IN this section for some
time. There were in all about
$50 persons present, representing
the counties of Hooking, Athens
and Vlnton. And all this will
but serve as feeble representa-
ti0n Of the esteem in which Mr.
Cagg ia held in this community.
Our best wishes TO him are as
he continues travelling on his
earthly pilgrimage, that he NAV
be cheered OH his way by the
pleasant recollections of this day
and that all his remaining birth
days may be as pleasantly spent
as the one just passed.
One THERE.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18
Advertised Letters.

David Allen, B. H. Allen. Miss
jennie Beougher, Mrs. Matte
Cook, Miss Cora Coakley, Dir.
Chas Donaldson, Mr.. Frank Cor
don, Chas Gibson, VIM. Hdmil-
ton. Esq, Hugh Hankison, Miss
AIDA Kennedy, F. W. Smith. L.
Waland.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18

The same firm which
81 years ago COM
pletely revolution
lied tho Threshing
Machine trade by
inventing q new
Thrcshing Machine,
much better than
any machine before
known,-so that all
builders of the old
style Threshing Ma
chimes stopped max
ing them and copied
the new machine as
closely as they dared
have now made an
other advance, and
in their New Vibra-
tor present q Thresh-
ing Machine contain
ing entirely new fea-
lures in separation
and cleaning, which
place it as far ahead
Of any other as the
| old Vibrator was
| ahead Of the 'End-
less Apron" ma
| chimes. Every Farm
er and Thresherman
should at once get
full information re-
| garding the NEW
| VIBRATOR, which
will be sent Free on
application to
ii
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18

is very likely the one that has conveyed poi
sons to your system from some old well,
whose waters have become contaminated
from sewers, vaults, or percolations from tho
soil. To eradicate these poisons from the
system and save yourself O spell of malarai,
typhoid or bilious fever. and to keep the
vigorous condition, use DIR. Picrce's Golden
Medical Discovery. It arouses all the ex-
ing and purifying the system, freeing it from
all manner Of blood-poisons, no matter from
originating from a torpid or derangcd liver,
or from impure blood, yield to it's wonderful
curative properties. 1t regulates the stom-
ach and bowels. promotes the appetite and
digestion, and cures dyspepsia, Liver Com
plaint," and Chronic Diarrhea. Salt-rheum,
Tetter. Eczema, Erysipelas, Scrofulous Sores
and Swelings Enlarged Glands and TumOrs
disappear under its use.
"Golden Medical Discovery" is the only
blood ard liver medicine, sold by druggists,
under a positive guarantee of its bene-
fitting or curing in every case, or money paid
for it will be promptly returned.
Copyright, 1858, by WORLDS DIS. MED. ASSN.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18

A County Sabbath School Con-
vention will be held in the Meth.
odist Church al Logan. beginning
Thursday evening. August 1st,
and continuing through Friday.
August 81. All echools IN The
County are requested 10 send del
egates. Full programme next
week. DAVID H. Moore,
r. A. TURNER,
H. II. ToDD,
j. d. MATTHIAS.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18


slaughter since eetah b
homo
will rnnnrndhs Store articles
them
And utuntea the VIII h ca
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18
ThreShing Wheat.

The we'll known Tom Lemon
Threshing Machine, at present in
Franklin CO., will be in Hooking
in about ten days. This machine
has been supplied with a circular
straw stacker. The price Of
threshing in Hooking county is
three and half cents per bushei
guaranteed. Persons
wanting threshirg are invited TO
patronize us. Notice bv mail at
Logan will receive prompt at
tcntion. LEMON & MosURE.
July 1S-2w
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18

E- Embroidees. Flouncang Gents Neck Silk Umbrellas
Underwear Handkeciet Hosiery Suspenders in fact
thingi is sinclud n this cut sule.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18
PROBATE NOTICE.

Notice Is hereby gi zen that the fOllowin,
accounts and vouchers have been filed i,
the Probate Court or Hooking county, o.
for third and final settlement:
John Hansen. guardian of Eliza West
enhavel, an imbecile.
And the same will come on for hearin!
on the eth day of July, 1SS9,.at 10 o'ciocl
A. NJ, or as soon thereafter as may be coz
venient. W. Il. ACKER,
July I-3w Pro. Judge.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18

Mr.. Slother Robinson, of Salt
Creek, is assisting Clerk Lappen
in making up the Court Records.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1889-07-18
Notice to Buyers Of Cows.

| have some fine Registered
CA. j. e. C.) Jersey cattle for
sale. L. Z. EEBEh.
July 4--tf.