The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-03-20
WIT AND WISDOM.

do you see that man going towards the stair
wayP" asked one travelling man OF another In the
office Of hotel
slo, Tha t., big colored man with the cheekereo
Eyes. You might not think it, but he is man
Oh a great deal ofpolish."
who is hep"
HE is the bootblaek of this hOtel"i
Awoman who Is weak, nervous ana
sleepless, and who has cold hands ana ieos can
not feel and act like q well person. carter lron
Pills equalIze the circulation, remove nervous
ness and give strength and rest
"Mabel - said Henry, and in spite of his effort
tocontro himself the voice was tremulous, and
he smoke with the air OF timid desperation which
marks the elocution Of man about to ask for the
Ioan Of s pounds: mabel. do not kneel at your
feet, land be wasn't-he was sitting bolt upright
SOFA o RsSo ~ 1pf my Srahr cane r mere 9ny
he loves you dearly, Mabel and should you refuse
his plea tremble for the consequences. He is
alone II the world, and he wants q sister-in-law.
Bits BIZ: wa - ' 1'0A A'0
A farmer once told us thai he would not be with
out DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup II it cost $500 a
bottle.
Mr.. J. M. Keesler, Merchant Tailor. AZ Ger
Auah otAccay AaAtthiOtCy NUE. chyss--1 ma Sdlfa-
tion Oh effectual and speedy in the cure of neu'
ralgia."
An old deacon who had buried bis fifth wife,
soon after was "courtin' for sixth.
deacon" said friend, "why do you marry so
soon?" .
Consolation was the laconic answer.
Does not the good book sufficiently console
"wal,n saio the old man. "rve read the Bible
through an through. There's lots OF comfortin'
or e er sg5 ns opf m fSr to
them as can console themselves"
For DrsoRDERED LIVER try BEEcHAM's
PILLS.
Mother Severely -Robert, you did very wrong
to do what / told you not to do. As IA punish
ment for your dIsobedience, forbid you to play
with Willie this gfternoon.
Bobby and Willie twist nervously about their
respective chairs for half an hour, when Willie
INA, do you think it's fair to punish both Of us
for what Bobby done?"
A mans wife should always be the
same, especially to her husband, but IL she is
weak and nervous, and uses Carter's Iron Pills,
she cannot be- for they make her "feel like a
differeDt person." SO they all say, and their hus
bands say so tool
'Vot you want" inquired EIlenstein, the art
dealer, poking his head IN at Bichimen's studio
door, 'for dot painting uf yours up at der Mesh
inal Akedemy? You got der brice markgt seven
hoondert nifty dollars"
II won't take q cent less Than ten," responded
the painter, firmly.
II gf you fife"
'Donep' replied Mr.. Blchmen, promptly
sold Ellenstein's getting liberal in his old age (.
Dit OF paper to write receipt on."-Puck.
Hark, the sound OF many voices
Jubilant in gladest song,
And full many heart rejoices
As the chorus floats along:
Hail the Fayorite Prescription.
How the happy voices blend.
wonderful beyond description
Woman's best and truest friend"
Well may II be called woman's best friend, since
1t does for her what no other remedy has been
able TO do. 1t cures all those delicate derange-
ments and weaknesses peculiar to females
Cures them, understand. Other preparations
may afford temporary relief, but Dr. Pierce's Pa
yorite Prescription effects permanent cure
1t is guaranteed to do this, or the money paid for
1t viii be promptly refunded. 1t is the great
remedy Of the age.