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Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-05

who was watching the busy crowd, the gen
tleman drew him behind pile of freigh,
and said:
"Want to earn dollar?"
"You bet"
"You see that lady in black on the bridge
therea' said the citizen.
"Cert."
"Well, that's my wife, going to Europe
Now of course she'll expect me to stand here
for the next twenty minutes, while the
steamship is backing and filing around, sc
as to wave my handkerchief and watch her
out of sight. Sees'
II ketch on, boss"
"Well, I'm too busy to feol around here;
stock to buy, biz to attend to. She's Q little
near-sighted; SO I'll just hire you to wave
this handkerchief instead. It's big one,
with red border, and as long as she sees
1t she'll think it's me. Come up to 202 Wall
street when they are well off and Tll pay
you"
'.s'posin she looks through telescope OF
suthin'?"
GIN that case you'll have to bury your face
In the handkerchief and do the great weep
aet.n
"That'll be fifty cents extra"
''AN right. Time is money. Look sharp
now! You can kiss your hand few times
at, say, one dime per kiss" and swapping
his watch the overdriven business man
rushed off.
We print this affecting little incident to
call attention to the fact that the man thus
employed has gone into the business regular
ly. He ia now professional fareweller, and
business men and others can save valuable
time, and Jet give their departing relatives
an enthusiastic send-off by applying to the
above specialist any steamship day. Go
early to avoid the rush.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-05
MARKDoWNs.

Ladies White Gossamer Vests,
high neck and bodies, in extra
quality, with pearl buttons, silk
finish, ETC., at 25c each.
Ladies' Colored Wash Skirts,
handsomely trimmed, very neat
and desirable, etc., reduced to
Csc each.
One lot of Ladies Colored
Skirts, reduced to 25c each.
Ladies' Silk Plated Hose, in
black, mahogany and states, all
sizes, marked down to 4oc pair.
Odd lots Gents Gauze and
Gossamer Undershirts and
Drawers, reduced to 25c each.
Our regular soc and o3c goods.
Elegant quality 9 inch Moire
Sash Ribbons at 75c yard, for
merly $I.4s and $I.5o.
All Parasols at prices that
you cannot resist; only few
left.
All Wool Check Dress Goods
at I8c yard, reduced from 37Hc;
width 38 inches.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-05
Monday, August S, 1850.
DIvOROED WHILE YOU WAIT

DIVORCED WHILE YOU WAIT.
"Fifteen minutes for divorced" used to be
the cry when railroad trains reached Chioa-
20, according to the veracious funny man,
and recent occurrence indicates that the
courts of Illinois are not any more strict in
divorce cases than they were. A case was
brought in Chicago by a woman against her
husband for divorce on account of desertion.
The man had lived in Chicago and the
woman lived in New York. The Judge de.
cided at once that she could not obtain a
divorce in Illinois because she had not re-
sided in the State for year. But an old
decision of the Supreme court was raked up,
which held that the residence of the wife
followed that of the husband That is, if he
lived in Illinois, presumably she did alse,
and that desertion by the husband residing
in Illinois, although commenced in another
State, entitled the wife to obtain divorce
In Illinois. This was held to settle the mat
ter and the woman was given her decree,
and not even her presence in court was
required.
This is accommodating enough Marriage
may be q failure in Illineis, but divorce
seems to continue to prosper
Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-05
PREMIUM DRAWINGS MONTHLY.

European Government Bonds!
A installment Of S5 will purchase a right to
Atake part in 1s premium drawings annually and
at the same time be credited to the purchaser &C
count part payment on the bonds
TXyrruC Cs - you can secure the Following group
w TH - Dot three bonds: One per cent: . Ser.
vian 100 fir ct BID; Italian 100 lire Govt oonds
one bari 100 lire Govt bond. ALI genuine bonds and
guaranteed By their respective governments.
Every bond has the opportunity OF being redeem
ed with one % or more Of the following grand pre-
miums 1000 600 lires 10000 lires, 100000 lires,
400 lires 1000 lires 100 ooo lres &C, &c. &c.
The redemptions take place on Jan. 10, Jan. IA,
! Feb. 90 March A. April 10, May 20 June IA. July
10. Aug ii, Aug. 20, Oct. TO- Nov. H. Nov. 20, Of
each and every year.
A drawing for almost every month in the year,
and two drawings each in the months of January,
August and November.
We shall place this opportunity to invest these
bonds within the grasp Of all by selling the series of
bonds entitled to these drawings at monthly in
stalments Of s.. and the first part payment shall
Immediately enttle the purchaser to all the rights
of the complete owner at the next monthly premi-
um drawing, of which we shall furnish lists gratis
after each drawing.
Out of town orders sent In registered letters and
inclosing s. will secure one Of these groups for the
forthcoming redemption. Balance payable in
monthly installments For orders circulars or any
other information call on or address
Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-05
A Handkerchief Specialist.

The other morning as the departing Gu
nard steamship was casting off it's lines and
swinging out into the stream an elderly
looking business man hastily embraced a
lady who was one Of the passengers, and
rushed down the gang plank to the wharf.
Going hurriedly up to melancholy loafer
Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-05

When Mr.. Stewart built an ark ON East
Rock many thought he was lacking In fore
sight, but thA performances during the last
two weeks have made some change in this
opinion. That ark may come handy yet.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-05
9r,y 4nnds.
Howe & StGtSOD
Greatest Hit
OF THE SEASON.


We open Monday, August S,
as the greatest bargain of the
season, fine Scotch Zephyr Cling
hams, in a large and handsome
line of styles for Ladies and
Misses, at I2Tc per yard ; just
half original price. The best
value ever seen upon our coun-
ter at I2Ic.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-05
EDIIURtEAL NOTES

Among 5,117 male patients admitted to
the Pennsylvania insane asylum there were
only two plumbers and one Ice dealer. The
Springfield Union rises to remarkthst proba-
bly, the rest were their customers
Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-05

When Mr.. Stewart built an ark ON East
Rock many thought he was lacking In fore
sight, but thA performances during the last
two weeks have made some change in this
opinion. That ark may come handy yet.
The Kingston New York; man by win left
a life interest to his widow in little estate
valued at s., 900. the property after her death
to be divided between - heirs. There being
small mortgage on this property foreclosure
followed and the costs of court, lawyers fees,
etc., made the judgment foot up to 1890.
During her life the widow will be entitled to
the interest of the remaining dollar, and at
her death two of the heirs will receive 20
cents each, Eve Of them will be given 4 cents
each, four Of them will be entitled to s cents
each, and one will receive the annual interest
on 20 cents during life.
An idea which originated with the Associa-
tion for the Promotion of German Industry
is the most signal illustration of the energy
with which the German merchants push
their goods in foreign markets. 1t Is pro-
posed to form floating exhibition of native
products, to be taken round the world A
great steamship is to be built, which, be-
sides other luxurious features, will contain
eight ''largs, gorgeous show rooms," with
galleries for the cases in which the goods
will be fastened. The Emperor William, as
1t is to be called, will be built throughout of
| steel, and will measure $40 feet in length, 70
feet in width, and 45 feet in depth. There
4 will alan ho of e., l.,
| greater attraction OF visitors. It is expected
| that two years. voyaging from port to port
will cost $937, 500, and the gross receipts will
be about 100000
Miss Alice O. Fletcher, who knows good
| deal about Indians, gives some valuable tes-
| timony concerning the good conduct and use
fulness of the young Indians who have been
| educated in the outside training schools,
| apart from their tribes. Miss Fletcher says
Their knowledge of English, their glimpses Of
the outside world, of hearing something
talked of that touched upon wider interests
than can exist upon a reservation, their ex
perienoe of living in the midst of white mer
t-all these conditions have developed boyi
and girls into intelligent men and women
Now that troubles have come and the opera
tion Of law is enforced that was never ex
planned to any of the Indians until my ar
rival, these boys and girls have read the law
have answered the objections of the olde
| men and desire the emancipation that allot
ment brings the Indian.
| The agricultural experiment station
| maintained by the government now emplo.
l over $40 experts in agricultural science ant
practice, and are supported by nationa
appropriation of 100000 to which tn
United States add about $125, 900; $725, 900
year may seem like very large sum to ex
pend annually for agricultural experiments
! but it is less than ten cents for each of tn
1850, 900 farm-workers Of the country, les
l than two and half cents for each Of tn
I30,000,000 Of our population directly d.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-05
SACRIFICE THE ABOVE LOTS
Sooner than 60 the expense of drying them

These goods require simply be opened and allowed
dry either by fire They in with nothing
but pure water.
BLANKETS from 6oc pair up On the S. and So
grades we have made reduction of ST. So per pair
Grey Blankets from S5c up soc ST off regular price
CREAM and BLEACHED DAMASKS at soc and SIC a
yard bought to sell at 75c and 87Hc
BLEACHED and BROWN COTTON FLANNEL
&c and 1oc; former price and 12Hc.
BLEACHED and BROWN COTToNs cents yard
off regular prices
LINING CAMBRICS had to be up in pieces in order
dry and short lengths just good regular stock
being only slightly wet; cents yard
ONE POUND BATS, sold 21ac going at
h. AS the lots only small customers would do well
to call at
The Daily bulletin., 1889-12-26
G. MULLER & CO.,
PRACTICAL GUN & LOCKsMITHs

BtINtI oITtbI, "IIaIHOH BIUCKi
Corner store.
Sun gical & Musical instruments neatly
repaired at reasonable rates Sewing
Machines and repairing of all kinds
specially. All kinds Of Safes g. Scales
repaired. Household Sewing Machines
for sale, dee li.S9
The Daily bulletin., 1889-12-26
FILTER PRESSES

FILTER PRESSES !
PAAuHAU PLANTATION,
HAWAII, Marc 3, 1898.
Hisdsn Iron ~ Locomotive Works
san Francisco.
GENTLEaIEN:-Wc have used two
your 80 Chambsred Filter T,yesses this
season. They are convenient, easily
handled and are working entirely 10 our
satisfaction. l can recommend no i'm
pIOvement on them.
Very respectfully yo,rs,
(Signed) A. MOORE,
Manager Paauhau Plantation
HEEIA, Seot. %. 1889.
Mn. john DYER, Agent kisdon lion
Works, Honolulu.
DEAR SIR:-Please ships one of your
30. Compartment Filter Presses, $50 square
feet SUI face, same as the Cne supplied
ua last season, which l i'm picnsed 10
say has given us entire satisfaction,
Yours truly,
GRO. r.. EWART,
Manager Heeia Agricultural 20.
These Presses are made extra heavy
for high preSsurcS, occupy floor
space IL feet by feet, ind present II
fhering surface of 240 squitO ieet.
A limited number in sto,h in Homo
lulu and are sold AT very low prices.
RisGoa Iron & Loco Works,
San Francisco.
The Daily bulletin., 1889-12-26
'Nupepa Kuokoa."
DEPARTMENTS of BUSINESS:

Collections viii receive special attcn.
tion and returns promptly made.
Real Estate bought, sold and leased.
Taxes Paid and property safely insured:
Houses, Cottages, Rooms and Offices.
leased and rented, and rents collected.
Fire and Lie Insurance effected in first.
class Insurance Companies.
conveyancing a Specially - Records
searched and correct Abstracts Of Title
furnished.
Legal Documents and Papers OF every
description carefully drawn and hand.
somely engrossed.
Copying and Translatlng in all languages
In general use in this Kingdom.
Custom House Business transacted with
accuracy and dispatch.
Loans negotiated at favorable rates.
Gold, silver and Certificates bought and
cold.
Advertisements and Subscriptions soil
cited for publishers.
Any Article purchased or sold on favor
able terms.
Inter. Island Orders will receive parti.
Cular attention.
To Let, Furnished and UnIurnished Cot.
tages in desirable localities at reasonable
rentals.
Several Valuable Properties in and
around the city now for sale aud lease
on easy terms,
The Daily bulletin., 1889-12-26
NOTICE.

HAVlNG bought ont MIR. w. II.
IL Page in the "Ionolrlu Carriage
Manufactory," at 1913 Fort street, am
prepared to continue the above business
under the old name of Honolulu Car.
riage Manufactoly, and being an old
experienced carriage builder solicit
tho patronage of my old friends and the
public in general. and with my thorough
knowledge of the business and with eN.
porienced workmen and using only the
hest meteriul ] guarantee general salts.
faction. Please call and see ne before
going elsewhere.
(Signed):
GIDEON WEST.
Honolulu, Oct. 2s, 1890 %Hl II
The Daily bulletin., 1889-12-26
PARTNERSHIP NOTICE.
LABOR AGENCY.

A LABOR AGENCY for supplying
IA plantations with laborers and
others with servants, has this day boen
opened at the office Of j. f. Brown q
Co, Merchant street. Bell rele. l72
p o. Box 4s9. Address care of Il.
Brown e. Go. n B.--Japanese Labor q
specially. II HIRATA,
493 im ManaFsr
The Daily bulletin., 1889-12-26
FOR - sAEAE +!
%

MR.. HARRY j. AGNEW, on account
IYl OF leaving the Kingdom TO locate
in California, offers for sale the Pro-
perty owned by him. Said Property
consists of his present residence nj
Kapiolani Park known as "Grecnlleld,"
this Property must be examined TO bG
appreciated. The House il nearly new
and well built and oi the best material.
The Stables are cOmmOdiOllS. very handy
and ample room for the storage of car
riages, feed, etc., in addition 10 that il
has been the home OF such horses as
"Angie A." "JOhnny Goldsmith"
"Queen kapiOlani," mink" and
others that will long be remembered by
the pablic of Honolulu. Also, the
Household Furniture in said honse.
The Land has Il frontage ON the main
avenue of the Park of 25O feet and n
depth Of 200 feet. Also,
About 10 Acres of Land, formerly n
part of the Lunalilo Estate, and lying
between the property OF w. II. Bailey
and Jas. Campbell, Esq. Also,
A Beautiful Building Lot of about 81
Acres joining the line residence OF Cecil
Brown, ESQ, Also,
About 10 Lots in KapiOlani Park
Also,
All that Piece of Land with Improve
mcnts, corner Pensacola and Klnan
streets, now occupied By Chns. A..
Brown, Esq. Also,
Shares In Walmanalo Sugar Co.,
Mutual Telephone Co. and kapiOlani
Park Association.
Fine Top Buggy, Road Cart, |
lhaeton, Sulky, Double aud Single
Harness, Boots, Bits, Brides, Saddles,
and complete OUTFIT for breaking and
training horses.
&5'' For particulars and prices apply
To III. y. AhEEW.
or. PM. OrFfRdEi.r. S9 Amend
The Daily bulletin., 1889-12-26

l1~Ali business entrusted 10 our care
will receive prompt and faithful atten-
tiun at moderate charges FGh4-SS
The Daily bulletin., 1889-12-26

.l%aFEH HONOLULU IRON WORKS,
6ssass7sS Steam engines, sugar mills, boil.
era, coolers; iron, brass and lead cast.
ings; machinery of every description
made TO order. Particular attention paid
to ships black smithing. Job work exc
cutEd al short notice. /
The Daily bulletin., 1889-12-26
PAUL Is. ESEsN BERG.
ily2g.SD.
Anderson & Lundy,
Dentists.

Artificial Teeth from one to an entire
set inserted on gold, silver, aluminium
and rubber bases. Crown and Bridge
Work n specially. Te persons wearing
rubber plates which nre constant
source of irritation to the mouth and
throat, we would recommend our Pro.
phylactic Metal Plate. All operations
performed in accordance with the latest
Improvements in dental science. Teeth
Extracted without pain by the use Of
Nitrous Oxide Gas.
rB- Office at Old Tregloan Residence
Hotel street. Feb-2o.S9
, 1889-12-07

The lower classes, especially in the
north country, are often accused of a
lack of tenderness in their domestic
relations. One of the saddest of Dean
Ramsay's stories is that in which the
Highland wife, when on her death
bed in Glasgow, beseechcs her husband
TO let her be buried in herown country
among the hills, since she is sure her
bones will never rest in that hateful
town, 10 which he replies: IN bury
YOU in the Gorbals first, hinny, and if
you don't lay quiet there I'll see about
it"
But it is not always so. A poor wo-
man in Scarborough the other day ex-
pressed a similar wish TO be buried in
her native place, and her husband,
having no other e Of transporting
the body, wheeled it on a hand cart
seventy miles of billy road to carry
out her wishes. Their little son ac-
companied him OH that miserable jour
ney, which was accomplished in wet
weather. London News.
, 1889-12-07
WAS HIS NEW WIFE a WITCH,
The Old Man Thought So. but Was SEQ
QuIeted Of HIs Fears

The Old Man Thought So. but Was SEQ
Quieted of His Fears
Ola man Bill Bugs had for some
time been a widower for the second
time. He grew tired of single cussed-
ness, and as he is so ugly none OF the
Tallahassee girls would have him. Tho
old man grew desperate and advertised
in a matrimonial paper OF Chicago
for a wife. Ere long he received .
dainty missive through the mail 1t
contained the photo of a witching,
black eyed maid who wanted a home
and did not require youth and beauty
in a husband
1t did not take them long TO fix up
matters, and now she is queen at the
old mans country residence. Bill was
delighted with his third draw in the
matrimonial lottery. She is domestic
and quite handy about the house,
comedy of person, and Of a naturally
happy disposition; but what worries
Bill IS that she will not breathe one
word of who or what she was before be-
coming Mrs. Buggs. The old man is
somewhat superstitious, is a firm be-
lever in witches, ghosts spirit rap
pings, ETC., and his wife'ssilence as to
herself tore him all up in the mind.
The other night Bill awoke with a
start. . A shadowy form was fitting
around his couch, and in its out
stretched hand was some vessel in
which burned n ghostly blue flame.
By the light Of the blue and mystic
fire Bill saw that the shadowy form
was that of his new wife. She was re-
peating in a soft solemn one words
that Bill could not understand. His
heart thumped loudly against his ribs.
He felt as II he were shrinking small
er and smaller. His eyes rolled and
he tried to draw in his head as would
gopher. Was his new wife a witch, of
which he had read SO muchl Was
she working some unearthly charm
about himi
What was he TO dot The mystic
fire came nearer his face. Now it was
Immediately over his head. He
thought he saw a long, blue tongue
Of flame leap downward IS if TO con
sumo his pent up breath. He gave
vent TO a fearful yell, Strengthened
out with such force that the foot
board Of his bed was shivered into
pieces, and leaped out and into n cor
ner, where he shivered and moaned.
Whats the matter, you old fool2'
screamed Mrs. Buggs, almost as 1rlght-
ened as he.
"Oh, please don't witchcraft me-
moaned Bill. 'Tll do anything. I'll
give you a deed to the farm. III buy
you a new bombazine dress. Oh, IN
do anything if you'll only put out that
internal ghost Are and let me alone"
shut up, you old crack headed
idioti Come right here and nail this
bedstead together again" snapped
Mrs. Buggs. IF you had the sense
of dead frog you would have known
that ! was only burning camphor to
Witchcraft, indeedl What do you
suppose 1 know of such things2"
DO 90 ool" pulled Bill. 81
wasn't scared. You spilled some o.
the fire down my neck; that's all wha'
was the matter with me ."-Tallahasse.
Floridian.
, 1889-12-07

1t Is a common experience for d
tors to reject their own manuscripts,
but they do not often go about it in so
methodical a fashion as did a man OF
whom The Boston Transcript tells a
story. He vas a newspaper editor,
and one day wrote an article of a light
and entertaining character, suitable,
as he thought for some magazine.
He kept it by him for a while, occa-
sionally reading it over and retouch-
ing it, all the time uncertain whether
it really had any particular value.
Finally he hit upon a plan for get
ting his own impartial judgment. He
would mail to his own address, receive
it and read it in the regular course of
business, and see how it would stand
the test
He addressed n note to himself as
editor, inclosed stamps for a reply,
and sent out the manuscript, just as if
he had been sending it to The Atlantic
or The Century.
The envelope reached him early in
the afternoon, but as usual, he al
lowed il TO lie for some time upon his
desk unopened. Toward night when
WEAKNESS had brought him into a de
clining mood, he took up the parcel,
and read the ~proffered contribution.
Apparently he succeeded in judging
il without personal bias. At all events
lie picked up one of the official letter
heads. wrote a brief note TO the would
be contributor, inclosed it with the
manuscript in a big envelope, and
dropped this into the mail box.
Next morning he received this en-
velope, with the rest of his letters, and,
on opening it, read with great interest
this note:
Unavailable. Too discursive and
trivial in its tone. Should have been
elaborated with more care. Many pas
sages not needed for the presentation
of the idea Contains promise, how
ever; the author is advised TO try
again. -
, 1889-12-07
Monogram Stationery

Makes a beautiful Christmas present,
order in time; sample, and designs mailed
on application; j. II. Elgan, engraver,
1902 Arapahoe street, Denver.
, 1889-12-07

A machine that cuts match sticks
makes 10, 900, 600 a day. They are ar
ranged over n vat, and have the heads
put on at the rateof 5000. 900 per day
by one man.
, 1889-12-07

The finest sausage in own can be OBJ
tanned at II. +. Shultd's meat market
opposite City hall.
, 1889-12-07

Job Printing neatly executed at the
Leader Job Printing Rooms.
, 1889-12-07
rnorEssroNAL. oAHDs.
EDWARD A. BOWERS
II X Mt LII w,

Late Inspector Public Land Service. Publ,
land practice a speciality.
Special attention paid to all kinds Of public
land business before the General Land ONCE
and Interior Department and to the collection
OF claims in the Indian ONCE, Treasury or
before the Court of Claims,
National Safe Deposit Building,
1890 New York ave, Washington, DC.
, 1889-12-07

II is a familiar EXPIRE ssion, made popular by
Mr.. Frank Siddall, OF soap fame. IT Is very
appropriate in expressing how foolish people
are to believe ALL the promise made by some
American merchants in trying to secure pat
ronage.
Nearly every advertisement headed 80 PEI
Ceut Discount, I" Closing Out" "Sults $1,000,
Worth 81! co. etc, ars simply baits TO catch
buyers not posted In values None OF US are
In business for fun, and how can we AFFORD a
reduction of 80 per cent and come out even
unless we double the COST We buy and sell
more Clothing than any house West OF Chi
cago, and we