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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-10-08

TIE Grsu1sr
OHANy HOPS
MALT EXTRACT
70 the
BEST NUTRITIyE TONIC
AMI most
PALATABLE HEALTH BEVERAGE
for impaired Digestion, Dyspepsia, copvnlescencs
Veal ChhdF-p, ,nd General Debility.
WHAT PtscF. CsJlEsl Or 9I-AS9Vr, SAYS Ot
II; SucertIs ;rSr AZ aJsck Of lsn=S WHOA DAD 10Y
only reduced Iy ssvsgth, but hropklt Oh efusin,S
the eheets " the SsEqhe Johslln he's Malt Entrse
81 nsrS ed eects-l Food, which hsd heretofore Deen
found q pass tie Alimsntary canal unchsns
Properly. =. IneBe APPEARED an nCrease0 pS"eI Va
evCiv.es animal heat and storing Up tat A.
TIE OF Johann HoE" on the neck every bottle. AL
cther- are worthless tnitAtiOis. -, Or
JOHANN ECEE, berIln aEd NlennA new aosh ~
fee, d Dxrelay st. .ao-su..ESs
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Cx CAprroL HUI
MALLS & co.'s

MALLS co.'s
NEW ORLEANS CUSTOM HOUSE CIGARS
AL IGng, Clear Imported Tobacco, for 3 cents Are
Creole and Cuban Hand made
Absolutely Iure and free from al acids, extracts.
PANTS ravor.Ig and not dipped- Is beautiful
and perfect tigar-aOt cheap Cisarro CherOot
Eeual 20 any lOcert Cigar IN the United that
IL sold regular. THIS Cigar bears the highest tssti-
moniHls If any gOoGs known in the trade Endorsed
by hundred and seventy vi tie very largest whole
sale ErIEs u the south nSr,h. esst and Is by
- best advertised Cigar IN the Union. Legularly
- srtised II nearly every hrs;-clGss payer in the
IEioa. also IN many ether ways. Is standard
brand. Absolutely cEiy " hOiesale agency gwen
Il each clty. NrIie tCr :lces AID contract.
SAAES l. BARBOUR son,
sel1-lm Wholesale Agentl
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Emperor William and the Gar.
BERLIN, Oct s.-Emperor William will not
remain at Kiel to wait the arrival of the czar.
He will stay there long enough to welcome the
officers of the squadron, and viii return TO
Berlin on Thursday.
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Range OF tie Thermometer Today.
The following we're the readings at the sig-
nal Office today: SAM, a; pm, 81; maxi
mum, 59 minimum, IL
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New York Democratic State Committee.
NEW York, Oct. s.-The democratic state
committee met and organized in this city to-
day. Daniel S. Griffin of jefferson county was
elected chairman, and @. r. Defrees OF Troy
was appointed clerk.
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1iarriaxe Licensea.

Marriage licenses have been issued 10 VIM.
n. Arnold and Pauline q. Kolb; Cornelius r
Moses Of Augusta, Ga, and Anna II. sused;
1otsu I'D Ada Y. HieksregA
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jaw Gould still in ST. Louis.

CHICAGO, Oct. so. D. Ashley, vice presi-
dent OF the Wabash railroad, is at the Grand
Pacific with other officials OF the road. He
denied that Jay Gould was in Chicago, but said
he remained in ST. Louis.
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Tur WoRsr CoraH

IL relieved u the use Of Ayers Cherry Pectoral
But don't dslay TIL trs bronchial tubes are in
famed and the lunsns contested Prompt use
insures rapid cure. L D. Z. xley. Of Bartonvills.
Vt. writes: Pour years ago I took 9 severe
cold which WIS followed BY terrible cough.
Was confined to my bed about four months
Ny physician finally sad was in Consumption,
and that he could not help me. One Of my
nsighDsrs advised me to try Ayers Cherry Pee
torh id 30. and was wen before had I'm
ished taking the frs. bottle Ever since then
my health has bee- zooi."
AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL.
Prepared By Or. J. C Aver Co. Lowell. Masa
Sold By all DrusxistA Prizes. 81: six bottles. IS.
h16
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A British warship Wrecked.

LONDON, Oct. S.-The British gunboat Enter
prise was wrecked on the Island of Anglesea
during the gale yesterday. Everybody on board
was saved.
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The Exhibition Drill.

The program for the exhibition drill tomor-
row has been changed insofar as the order of
drilling 10 concerned. The drill will take place
as follows: First, Apollo commandery, No. Is,
of Troy, N. Y; second, Louisville, No /, OF
Louisville. KY: third, DeMolay, No. IL, of
Louisville, Ky.; fourth, Raper, No. /, of Indian
spolis, Ind; fifth, Detroit, No. /, of Detroit,
Mich; sixth, The Little commandery of the
Masonic home, Louisville, KY; seventh, Jack
son, No. 8, OF jackson, Mich; eighth, ST. Ber-
nard, No. 80, of Chicago. Ill. NINTH Zion, No.
/. of Minneapolis. MINI. The Little COM
mandery," composed of boys from the Louis
vile home, will also participate.
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REPRESENTATIVES. Randall s.ouite wen
Real Estate Natter.

G. W. Rigeles has bought for e4,S5O Of d. A.
Denison pit. sub n, g. 81, fronting 20 feet
on n street bstwssa tt6 aud 9Th strsss north
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hklED.

SCHAEfER-W1SE. Nr. NM II. SCHAEFER Of
Mas hne Ton 70 3liss DOLLY MisE VI HtLsDurs, Pc.
y b@ldLors, AID, ny Rev. sshs4ltz Of tEs baiLmore
oerlnan Lutheran church, Oh october D, 1855.
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5UPPOSCS OSH1NHS no A1ttO 10 I1IIuBcfIs
Secretary Window has received conscience
contribution Of s645 in bills inclosed in an en-
velope postmarked st. Joseph, Mo. The
sender had folded the notes and then clipped
pieces from them. This mutilation was done.
it Is presumed, to prevent the money from
being Of use or value to any body but the gov
tribution, which Is not signed, concludes as
follows:
"About February, 1887, Secretary Manning
received 5000 conscience money by New
York draft. Written on the back Of draft that
1t was to be put into the United States Treas
ury, but as that never appeared in print Il il
believed BY the writer that Manning appro-
priated il TO his own use."
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a WOMAN WHO IS wEAE. NERVOUS AND
N sleepless and who has coid hands and feet cann2t
feel aud lac well Ie1sOL. Carriers Iron Ills
eGualize tn remove nervousness and give
strenxtk AID rest
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-10-08

DR PE1crs
Cream
BAKIse
POwpra
MOST PERFECT MADE.
Its superior excellence proven millions OF homes
for mere than quarter OF century IL Used ty tho
lLIteG States Government Endorsed ~ TIE Leads Of
lie Great UD5y.rs:Ies the struagosi. Illres and
noss E1sltisa.. Dr.. lEces Cream B-Aing Powder
does not CONTAIN AI4niOa. Lime. VI Alul- sOid only
Cana
PRICE BAKING POWDER co.
NEW YORK CHICAGO ST LOUIS
apSO-eoly
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-10-08

NAVAL oRpERa-Lisut Chas r. Fox hes
oeen ordered to duty in the sfscs Of naval N
teliisenes. Capt s,las Casey, inspector OF the
NTH light house district will Be detached
november i and granted six months leave Of
absence from December 1. Commander c. J.
Main, on duty in the bureau of equipment and
recruiting, has been detached to take charge Of
the NTH light house district November l.
Lieut. W. Il Rsider has been transferred from
duty on the recruiting ship Dale 20 the bureau
OF equipment aud recruiting. Lieut. J. v. D.
BECKER will SO from the naval war college %
TO the advanced class OF INSTRUCT N ct ths
torpedo station. Lieut. Lucien Flynn has been
detached from the Pensacola and put in cnarne
OF the construction Of the electric plaat on the
Petrol
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WASHINGTON NEWS AND GOSSIP.
GovEtsxxSr RscrFrs Teb.s.-Internal rev
enue, esp ,7lS; customs. ssss, SIS.


follows: Coupon A., s7,sos al l27; Registered
As, $1,000 at l27; registered AS. sl0.e)o.
$1,000. s2.ooo. 5000 and Sc, ooO at 1854 AL
the offers were accepted
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vs.. II. eHUSTER & SONS
9l9 PENN. AVE. NV.
GREAT O4ES1xe Or DRr Goops
TIE BEST Is THE CHEAPEST
FOR FALL AND WINTER, By


FOR FALL AND WINTER, By
TEos J. LUTTRELL- 10Th ST. AND PA. AyEN.w
SEQ Bel Comforts, from 81 to s350
90 I.sd. HIlte AND Cray blaEkets, rom 81 TO $40
ne arrest lot Of AllIusn Towels in the West End
frO zoe ~ frUal nlanuIse tuEers dlTect Zoc QuNltS
I[E.- 04u-lsls and NAPKINS TO match, very low.
leo De- Ia-.cs aud oe.lss' Ail-iInen Eandksrcnefs
49, per cert less tfEn former IElceS;
irge Lnes I-ll'@s. gents alo CE-ldrens Gossan1ers
81 very low nSCres-
Cz44 and OuT : Gray Shirts IOr Gentlemen.
e:sst S9Tie,y = DIess 9ooGs ron i21e. e loo
5lNOo4 Et--ls. t-s, ~ l4ieie Vice oye ~ coiors
begut.-G. zILA f.IaLIs ana Ncivets at Toe.
IiLn-e.S Csntors ana all kinds Of Domestics.
Olly csse !eit " te >PleEdlo ard wide bleaehed
l.ei, VI sin, from yard to 10 yards less
than cost.
L@rse Line Of Decorations for Knights Templar
One I1t Dress Goods, and wool stripes and plain
70 tch- ct lse., worth 25e.
prcss and lie convinced that we mean to dispose of
our immense stock at bis reduction over former
THos. J. LUTTRELI-
se26-2w 1880 Ia. ave. NV. cor. goth st.
IL YOU ARE TIRLD TAXING TaE LARGE OLD
sld lake some comfort san cl t stand every thing
Cx CAp1roL HUI
DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS AT AND BELOW
COST 70 CLOSE BUSINESS.
Owing my increasing business Hy Main store
Store. Entir~ stock Ct seasona3le Dry aud Fancy
Coos VII be disposed OF at sld BELOW COST
stock c0His's In sreS Sr;.0p VI Gfn siFFly
10 9TH st. he, nesr hast capitol,
oc2-Sm Qorhlerly CSsteh'sl.
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II AIDES ARE GREATLY BENEFITED BY THE
~ use c. AnSostur1 blttsrs, the soQta American
ionic q d.. JIG. sieysgt Sons your dSugg,st
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LIVERY DAY INCREASES THE POPULARITY AND
~ sale OF Cs-ters Little Liver Pills. The reason is
hat w.ien once used relief follow. Don
So.set tais-
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PRESENTATION TO THE TEXAS GRAND CON-
HASDERY-rHE STRENGTH o. TIE ORDER
MILWAUKEE, WANTS TEE NEXT coxc1Ayl-
orHxR MATTERS OF INTEREST.
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WITH THE DELEGATES.
How the South American Visitors are
Enjoying Themselves.

Mr. crRTH As A MISUNDERSTANDING N NEW
ENGLANpHow TIE BOSTON HIGH SCHOOL
CLASS WAS sruNPED-THE SOUTH AMERICANS
As AFrER-prNNER SPEAKERS.
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ruler TO cause IL TO rotate on the axis Of his I'm
ger. and finally to show the precise moment Of
Inertia in the longer portion Of the stick. The
scholar stood dumoiounded. the teacher looked
as though he was about to Indulge In an apo
plectic nt, and great and CHASTITY silence filed
the room. Before the teacher could recover
nom the rude shock the little party had quietly
filed cut OF the room and left the mathe2ati-
cans alone with their grief. An exhibition drin
and dress parade by the nigh school regiment
was decided success, the evolutions being lib
orally applauded.
There las not been nor will there be any more
hearty reception given the delegates than the
one which material ed at South Framingham.
The entire population turned out to greet the
distinguished arrivals who walked up to the
Para rubber works between two lines of the
prettiest little school girls anybody ever saw.
Each little girl had 10 her left hand button
hole boquet and In her right hand pin. The
parade was stopped aud the little dears pinned
the flowers on the coats of the visitors while the
BIG crowd chesred. The cheering became tunul-
tuous when Mr.. Studebaker stopped down and
kissed the rosy-cheeked child who had just de-
corated him.
BY very long odds the most distinguished
Bostopian who accompanied the exeursionists
around on saturday was the Rev. Edward
Everett Hale. The tall form OF the lannon's
divine 10 becoming slightly bowed and the pre-
monitory symptoms OF approaching age are
visible IN his massive features. He was dressed
10 a suit Of gray clothing that might almost be
termed coarse and 1t times wore heavy inver.
ness wrap. His thoughtful brow was over
Swallowed BY q decidedly decayed slouch hat
and the general Impression conveyed was one
Of natural carelessness. The clear blue eyes
were lustrous, and the old Vhole-souird
cheeriness Of manner was q marked q ever.
SUNDAY n DosTou
Sunday In Boston vas disagrseable dsy ana
the deleRates began to have some appreciation
Of what ID meant BY Boston east wind. ain
the majority Of them forsook their CONFORMITY
DIS at comparatively early hour, ate Z hesrfv
breakfast ana started out On . days round az
nghs seeing. The coaches coon carried then
passi9g suo0 eesfsa ~ v9s 100 6 D.
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BOLTON On Tuesday. octobsr g. 1889 AZ O'CLOCK
sm MARY Z. bULLON, beloved vile u JAlnes b.
days
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The third division, composed Of New York
commanderies, was headed by the Grand COM
uandsry Of New xork, led BY Eminent Sir A.
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Sind Wishing.

Tho life of shad fisherman Is not q
happy ono, neither is it very remunera-
tive. They have to make their money in
n short season and they are liable to losc
tholr llno nets, which sometimes got
caught in passing vessels. The nots cost
several hundred dollars each. The net
consists OF two ropo lines, each about
1000 feet long, with small pieces OF lead
fastened to one line six feet apart and
pieces of cgg-shapcd wood fastened to
tho other limo. A fine linen net with
meshes three and IL quarter to three and
five eight inches in size Is strung on the
lines, which aro placed about twelve feet
apart. Tho fishes are caught by tho
gllls. Their head passes through tho
mcshcs and when they try to retreat
they arc held prisoners by tho silken
twino. But If tho nets nro not lifted at
the change of tho tide they are Liable to
make their escape, and then tisos1rs.-s-=ii =ies--
mourning among tho fishermen.
Two men operate boat. The boats
now used are thirty feet long and flat
bottomed. Thoy are cheaper than the
keel boats and moro stable. They are
stout, and yet light and easy to handle.
One man rows, and tho other tends or
throws tho not, generally in the shape of
Il letter a." When tho net is cast,
limo is fastened from the boat to the
nearest end Of the not, and away tho
party goes, drifting with the tide.
Sometimes the net is liable to catch
on al obstruction or on tho keel OF
steamer or n tugboat, and then the not
Is damaged $50 or more. After drifting
with tho tide for q time the man tending
the net commences to haul in. Soon
there is splash, and nice shad Ia
found "gilled." Perhaps this is the only
one, and maybe there are ton, thirty ora
hundred more.
Then the boat is rowcd back over the
course and the same routine is gone
through until the tide changes or the
fishermen are thoroughly exhausted. Tho
fishing is done in the night, and when
the air is clear and the moon shines out
the sight presented by the hundreds Of
fishermen, with their white lnmp-lit
boats, is q fine one. The fishermen have
to suffer many hardships, though, on a
foggy or cold night.
In the morning the fishermen carry
their nets ashore and clean and mend
them. They are then wound ON n reel.
The spectators that are to be found in
every fishing town buy the shad and
ship it to this city.
There is great rivalry among the fisher
men to see who will catch the first shad.
The lucky one receives SlO from the
speculators. A fisherman generally
averages $500 for his seasons labor
Ncw York Star.
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Methods of the Russian Police.

B1r. George Remnants Siberian paper,
in the Century Magazine (the April
number), describes "The Russian Po-
lice." He states that the Czar's Govern
ment proceeds upon the theory that the
people are not only incapable of taking
part in the management of the affairs of
the country, or of the district in which
they live, but that they are incompetent
to manage even the affairs of their own
households. The police exercise super
vision over everything theatrical per-
formances, concerts, pawnbrokers' sales,
street advertisements, books taken from
public libraries, etc.
Mr.. Kennan gives the titles OF some of
tho circular letters of instruction sent by
the Minister of the Interior to the Gov
ernors of the Russian provinces within o
few years:
Concerning list of dramas that are nn-
conditionally permitted to be put on tho
stage.
To prohibit the sale OF Shimanski's pills.
To regulate the use of mineral waters by
sick or wounded officers of the army.
Setting forth the circumstances under
which and tho times at which the police and
other employees of tho Ministry OF the In
terror can wear white linen covers on their
caps.
Concerning the prop:r method OF measur-
ing tho legs OF recruits fer the army.
Concerning meetings of school-toachers
TO regulate the censorship of price-lists,
printed notes of invitation and visiting
cards
These are only few of the many
ridiculous titles which Mr.. kennan
gives in this article. When the utter in
competency and veniality of the police
is taken into account, the Russian peonls
arc indeed to be pitied,
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Doctor-"Yes."
Judge-"Thon why didn't you cay 81
ut once" KS
A Striking Proof.

Counsel for the Defence Ito wituess) y
"Did tho burglar take all the money out
of your safem
Witness-"No, there was little
silver left."
:, Counsel addressing the jury)-"From
this 1t is quito clear that my client con.
not have committed the crime, for in
similar cases ho was never known to
leave anything behind. Fiegenda
Batter.
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Enough to Conyinoe Him

"Judgo," said tho prisoner on trial for
murder, as he rose to his feet, pAle as
death, trembling in ovcry limb. and
holding In his hand copy of st. Louis
paper, "do look like tho portrait
printed of mo in this nowspaper!"
"Thcre isa slight resemblance, pris-
onor," replied the astonishcd Judge,
Though Of courso--"
"Thon there is no use in going any
further with this trial. Judgo,' groaned
tho stricken man, sinking into his chair.
"Im guilty. ~ Chicago Tribune.
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His First Day mt School.

Father-"Thero, Willie, Is the old
historic birch rod, nailed ovor the teach.
er's desk, which tanned my hide
twenty years ago."
Willie (unoasily) faro you suro It is
nailed perfectly tight, papaa"- -B,srling-
ton Free Press.
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It Saw Good snrxioo.

Carpet Dealer-"Yes, madam; that is
o flno stair carpet, aud very durable"
Woman-"Will it last wcll2"
Carpet Dealer = MADAM, fourteen
years ago sold piece of that carpet to
q woman and sho used it ten years
steady."
Woman-"Thon did she throw ID
away7'
Carpet Doalor-"No, madam; should
say not. For tho last four years her boy
has worn It for everyday trousers. ~
Boston Bt,d0et,
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Ulsters I'm tho stomnch.

Conversation actually overheard on a
street car-"An' how is your friend, Mrs.
O'Brine, Mrs. Mulcahyl"
"Sure, it's bad way she's in, Mrs.
Finucanol SulIerin' day and night, end
no hope from tho doctors, for The dis
ayse Is fattle, so thoy say.'
"An' what is tho disease, Mrs. Null
cahy7"
"Ulstors in the stomach, Mrs. Finu.
cane "-Boston Transcript.
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letting Hts Light Shine.

'Let your light so shine, etc. said
the minister, as the plates were passed
about the church.
"John," snid Mrs. Fairfax, 'what
made you put so on the PLATED" (This
was after church).
sold Jones, the gas man, threw down
dollar bill, and my electric light is
twice as good as his gas any day in the
week - ED0ch.
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Not Fully Recovered

Johnson--."I saw Mat this morning."
Jackson "Ah, hu!"
Johnson Eyes, and l had great
mind to speak to him. He owes me
$50"
Jaclison-"I hear he has been sick.
How was he looking2"
Johnson "Woll, Inc was looking the
other way when met him. "--Le,oeH
Citizen.
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Slow, but Surc.

First Citizen---"I understand that Drs.
Lancet and Calomel have had profes-
sional quarrel and arc going to fight a
duel"
Second Citizen ''Indecdi What arc
the weapons3'
First Clifton --"Cholcra microbes. -
BurLinlt0n Free Press.
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sho Wns NOT ArrnId.

Mamma-"Are you not afraid, Clara,
that after marriage George will critical.
ly compare your cakes and pies with
those which his mother used to makop
Clara--"Not in the least. Hc dare
not Georges mother and both attend
the same cooking school. ."-St. Paul
Pioneer Press.
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A. j. MAY, ~ ,.n,,,o
TAzEWELL CO. AND CLINCH VALLEY
IlA-ND AGENCY
TAZEWELL G. IT., VA

Offers for sale Coal ron Agricultural Grazing and Timber
Lands IN the counties of TAZEWELI, RUSSELL BUCHAN-
An, DICKENSON and WISE, State of Virginia, and Nc
County, West Virginia This section being rap
idly opened by extensions Norfolk and Western Railroad
and offers the best field for investment in the South
Those desiring to realize their lands speedily will do
well place them with this agency possessing advan
tages for making sales.
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Making Sure.

Miss Breezy,a charming girl from Chi
cago, won the heart of Mr.. Gotham be-
fore she had beon in town week. So
he declared his passion in fervid words.
Miss Breezy considered the matter
thoughtfully for moment, and then
remarked:
mir. Gotham, if you will cross your
heart and say that you mean business, l
am truly yours. "-Harper's Rdgdr.
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In the So,,p.

Mrs. Brown-"We'vc got an oyster
left; what shall do with it9n
Several Ladics-"Put il in tho soup"
Mrs Brown-"Aro you addressing mo
in the language of slang, or do you real
ly mean that this soup shall contain two
oystcrs3"-O Ohicago Hcraid.
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a Stirring Domestic.

MIR. Fussy-"Bridget, hayo you scon
anything OF my now silver handle nm.
brcllai 1t is not in tho hall"
Bridget-"lroth | do that. I don't
moind me where the poker is, SO l
though I'd stir tho iiro up bit wild this
umbrclly gin tho missus came DOWN.
SDtincs.
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by tho Dcduotivo Process.

Teacher lin Sunday y-schooD-"N "Now
Jimmie, who was the first mani"
,Iimmie-"Adam'
Teacher-"Very good. And who was
the first woman2"
Jimmie (hcsitating)-" Madam. ".-Dc.
troH Free Press.
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Her First Corn.Cnlscs.

Mrs. Youngwfe-'T would like some
corn meal, MIR. Scales"
Groccr-"All right, ma'am White
or ycllow2"
Mrs Youngwifc "White, please. l
am going to make some cakes, and of
course want them to bc MS light as possi-
blc."
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-05-31
Rnthor Anhiruoua.

Patient not afraid to die, doc
tor; but do dread being buried alive"
Doctor tcheorfully)-"Don't let that
worry you. I'll sec that you're not."-
Boston Courier.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-05-31
Reason for Marrying.

$50, in spite of all your previous rcso-
lutions. you are going to marryl"
"Only out of revenge. My beat frlond
has just married, and did not invite me
to the wedding. will bc rovongod. -
F2iegende Batter
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-05-31
A Possible Explanation.

Miss Marie Deyoe (at the cooking
school) )-"Do you mean to say. Chef,
that we must put our bare hands into
the dough2'
Professor Tartopommes-" "sairtainly,
M'mselle."
Miss Marie Dcvoe "Pcrhaps that is
why failed with my bread the last
time. My gloves seemed rather in the
way."-Puck.