Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-11-23
FOLLY AS IT FLIES.

A WHISKY deil--the imp of the
bottle.
SoNG of the syndicatos - Gobble,
gobble, gobble.
A HowLING swell The boil on n
mall boys neck.
THE son who goes to work in mill
represents the flour of the family.
THE man who is hard of hearing is
apt to be troubled with "hey." fever.
LIKE many young man, nature be
gins her fall by painting things red.
WINKs-I didn't see you at camp
meeting this year. Minks No; I've
reformed.
A MAN discovers that gas isn't equal
to coal when he tries it on a coal dealer
to secure credit.
TEMPERANCE Orator What is it, my
hearers that drives men to drink
Voice from the back seat salt mack.
ercl.
A MAN who was compelled to sue an
old comradc to recover what he owed
him, called him his pseudo friend
Sued sued owe! all, YES, W,
catch on.
Nov | AM highwayman, remarked
the com mcrcial traveller to the ferry.
man who was taking him over the river
in skiff. why" because | am 4
rowcd agent.
MARIA-I's no usc my irving &c
please you with my cooking; You are
never satisfied. John You could suit
me exactly if you'd only try. How !?
BY hiring cook
PA. what's the difference tween q
| utter and filter the signs tell about 2
Same thing, my son. My harbor's
such be astly cutter that he's filter tC
adorn a slaughter house
CHARLIE (who has been blowing tn,
cornet for an hour: Say, Ned, do ynr
think there is any music in me-" Ned
81 don't know. There ought TO he;
didn't hear any come ont.
SHE What beautiful world i
would he if it were summer and day
light all the time Daylight al
the time! HIM! When would lover
have Il chance to do their counting?
ToMpKINS-I Heard You left the board
ing house, Jack. Jack Yes; the land
lady was far too modest for me. Temp
kins Modest -hOw's that? Jack o
she insisted that we eat dressed beef a
every meal.
Mr.. GooDCATCH calling on the oldcs
sister Why, Johnny, how You ar,
| growing. You'll be a man before Won
sister if YOU keep on. Johnny You he
| will Sister'll never be man if sh,
keeps on being - like she has for tn,
last five years.
Two IRISH servant-girls were quar-
rcling the other day. "Shure," sal,
the one, AN didn't Oh hear yer mash
Their comm in afther half-pasht a,
the noight." An sure" retortcd tn,
other, IAN didn't Oh hear yer mashthc
rot comm home at all lasht noight 2
FmzroopLE Now that YOU consen
to be mine, darling, LEI Us he marie,
soon. belinda Oh, no, dear, let Il
wait two wears at least. Fitzboodlc
| Two wears. Oh, You don't mean it
Belinda Yes indeed, | do. Please
please, let me think You perfect , lon,
as ossihlc.
BINGLEY: "Hayc You heard tia
Pushlcy is giving away box of cigar
with every suit of clothes? l bought
suit yesterday. Try a cigar?' Traver
| Qightirg up): "Thanks. l Shovld thin
puff, Bingley, that YOU would b
glad puff that You only puff bu
two suits a year.
VISITOR The boys do he tcllin' M
that Dinnis is sick abad. Is he an
better, =! dunno? Lady of house.
can't say just yit. Yez see he thricd t
freighten me By hidin' under my be-
rrotendin' to he a burglar, an he's lyir
up stairs wild a broken leg an two doc
tors tryin' to take four bullets ont
his body. Bat how was | to know hir
| in tho dirk