Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-10-25

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Puppies. 'ue dog lins
a LAWYER depends on words.
estate man On deeds. VS. II,
a FITTING ;: tribute the cbecs A..
TOT your suit of clothes. y 'Aa' pa
The police {, should keep an e..
man who is dressed to XIII, ''e on d
LANDIAD1Es are famous ,,o...
pay great attention to roomers 'iPs' tld
The garbage man is III,
Sea apple. when he turns to , 'l's DeaI
LIE accounts of side.aoo,
are kept up by double eDfrv ' saoo
IHE tennis crankness has lots ~ S,y :.
even though she is a ma;,o Y'S {. Of fa
lawn. 'N all I'd
EVERYBODY dislikes thu 5o,,.
least they show their teeth ,r,'
they go into his office. i''''e's
y LAWYER Is described as bavi,,
hard metallic voice. Perbans Nv
silver-tongued orator. 1t Is
The late Judge Terry OF Calf,
was ready for a quarrel wbomo ,s,9'a'
saw good Field for it. Ct
WHAT is the difference betwoon
, and a broken chair? The COW "; 70
milk and the chair gives whey, guy
V1suoR-Is Mr.. Deepvoice vbo :.
in your church choir a baritone 1 'l!
nile Hostess-No, ma'am; he's q Nv
man. 0e
FAT and sleek, many member,
travelling dramatic companies On ~.
dressed beef" and come back CON q
hoof." y
Il KNOW when to stop" said timl;,
man as he turned into a saloon r., ~
/ you stop there most of the time. (" ,sn1;'
his friend. ''
WHEN the amount of express asa
was limited to what Adam, the fa.h
OF the business, could carry in . sato..
that was the first limited express"
TIE burglar who was caught i,
shoe store after midnight asked to ,
discharged by the Judge on the gro,1
that it was fitting place for eve1
body.
FATHER" said Willie, who had nj
been corrected, chat strap is herd
tary, isn't it?" Il don't know that III
/ "But it descends from father to sd
doesn't it?"
Mrs. SHoRTpURsE gear lS99)-Jsl]
| what became Of those fashionable md
aloons you wore on our summer tip
1883? John-They are upstairs, sonI
where. What do you want OF sheE|
Il want to make them over for lresj
MuDeE-Now, I enjoy q joke Just
we'll when it is at my own expense
when it is on some other fellow. Ya|
slcy-It's different, though with lHal
isn't it, Mudge?" Then Nudge gotn
and wouldn't speak for over tva
minutes.
AUGUSTUS (of Boston)-Pure liga |
my soul, do you doubt my love and U
utter devotion of my manly heart
Angelina (of Texas)-I fear 1 do-lold
you-a little. But, Augustus, ID
would not, you could not monkey VIII
my heart-strings?
SMALL boy-Pap say he wan 20 i
put m new sole on dis yer shoe er min
n a new upper leather, III R
| pairer of shoes-Tinll dat'll be 'bout]
same's maxim new shoe. Small b
No, sab; pap say de shoestrings
els yer one am all right.
| PHILADELPHIA Mans the Londl
Echo the only paper you have abb
the house," "Yes, 1 only subscribe I
a foreign paper now" "Why, til
doesn't give any American news, a!
you We're never in England" Il kn'
that, but the London papers don't pr
any baseball.
Mrs. HAsHcRoFr Ito applicant I
boafd)-And I can assure you, sir, tn
you will hear no complaints in MY h0a
about tough steak. The victim ~
weeks later)-She was right on
steak question. It has been notL'
but Goldfish, macl1erel and liver since
have been here.
-ADTICE no SEDENTAhY PEOPLE
! A wise physician has lately called
tention to the injurious effects OF
much sitting. The American peon
are VIGOROUSLY a nation Of sitters u
lower limbs grow weak and splndn1
while the body gives down and doaD1
up and grows at once thick and lla0p
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