New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-15
THE TALK or THE DAP.

college and SCHOOL, is the name Of new MONTH,
published in Utica N. y which Is intended to intsr.
teachers Students and parents. II has an exoels,,
| synopsis OF news from the various colleges: In, A.
should not allow Its college correspondents TO NJ,
petrate such English the cornerstone was s,s,,
an alumni Of the college," and "a man by the nan.
Of Madison The editorial work Of oven coll.e.
freshman needs revising.
Tracing Its Authorship. -Motber-Do you tnox
bobby. who wrote the story Of the loaves and ashs,
| I've been reaiDg youl
| Bobby-No but II sounds good deal Ike p.
| -(TeXas siftDgs.
1.-THE Christian Union has an article the p,,
gressIve Religious Leaders in the Congregations
Church, Thes. leaders IL declares to DO 7. NUM-,
Washington GLADDEN., Egbert G. Smyth and yevur
smyth.
the fsct Is Eve BEN Wol king pretty hard isy w. bit
suming the midnight oil. you know.
Fogg-I see. Been on spree. You mean the fus
oD.-(bOsion Transcript
good motto for xIceman Turner: Let me m,
make the laws of the country. and care not wa
delivers It's fee"
Mrs Youngbnde-How does your breakfast suit yo
Mr. Youngbnde-Just right. / tell you Annie. I,
may be plcbeian, but | am awfuily fond Of calfs
Mrs Youngbr.de-sO am al Don't you. thinl
George II would be real nice and economical 10 keen
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every morning -tAmerca
A weekly paper asked Edward Bethany to write ar
article on the question What can be done with tn
servant girl!" And he answered the question b.
asking another one. namely What can be done with
out herl7 an this. Think he said the respons
may safely be. everything
One OF our eighbors. little boy Of nine years. had
learned his al sunday school. have planted
ApOllos waierer TIE next sabbath the VA,
called for. Ne in the class could remember H.
our little friend. however. had gimmer Of Isht
e eRs what Rs but Know it was something
about ApoInsF1s water -Babyhood.
Now that the son Of the Archbishop of Carer
bury has become the stage manager Of theatre. and
the daughter Of the Bishop Of Gloucester is to ap
pear in a Christmas pantomme in London, good
many religious folk may feel like modifying their Oh
iections 10 the theatre.
Deplorable Result Of Current Inanity.-sunday.
school TeacherWhO was 10 that went down 10 Jcrich0
and fell among thieves O.
smart PupEYou can't play 1t. teacher. Yon want
me to say ] don't know and then ask you. and the
you're going to spring McGinty on to me- You cant
play no McGinty drives on NICHOLSON Transcript
So long as don't bury the wires we shall haw
to continue buryng men.
First Philadelphian CyawnIng-Ive watched The Ex
across the way washing those doorsteps, until ~ m
Of it. guess III go down WIN II 'T So Pr come
Second Philadelphian-Thanss, no. 80 ~. y, Sas
New York friends In town. ana I've prumisoo 70 ass
them the sights Guess I'll take them down u ne
rporeue.-(Lawrence American.
Our Lieutenant-Governar Jones has been telling
Philadelphia paper that the Worlds Fair VillS
held in Chicago If at all.
"If any tree would bark the dogwood,' observes
% The Pttsburg Chronicle and The Detroit Ire
Press after remarking II any tree would reaa tn
du"od saws: You continue this SORT OF ousns
right down until the sap is entirely exhausted. Ie.
haps so : but not before you nave struoA mo'e ~a"
ono chestnut --(\orristOwn Herald.
recent brilliant effort Of Dr. Talmsse IS "a"
commented on by 1.-THE Congrsgationalst': AS
striking psychological fact, perhaps, none Is mon
worthy of notice than a recent sermon by Dr Ialmss
announced as cabled from Italy. The DOCTOR always
srHaks without notes, and 10 is said. Accompanies
nv stenographer TO take down his brilliant sayinsa
We doubt II any other minister could thus nave
produced exactly. and, no doubt unconScousN' !
sermon published his more than fifteen years s0
The Midnight Cry-Wsker Flohr (sympaihetcaig--
Yes old chappie IL all the doctor coun 90 70 puu
YOU through. In your dehrlum you hrP' '"iA"e
business all the time.
Charley Lovelace (feebly)-What did say
Walker FlOhr-Cash Cash !-tChrstmas Pucs