New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-19
THE talk or THE DAY.

A Chicago man has been trying 10 organize Pa
,rotIsm Political Club ono Of the requisites to mem
bership UelnS that should hold political once
II Is noodles, 70 say that he haS had no applications
for membership.
They All 10 It--visitor at K!ndcrSarten school Oh
Children, y your ' Ian sha IIS begin
Pupil on the back scat-Jqst as they all do: when
was a "tlIUri!ngton Free Press
We. thought so: tho Delaware peach crop is TO be
failure amer ALL because II viii be SD immense that
the gruwers viii have ~ sell at a loss.
sstcr ThcyERy-l grievously regret yor ae 10 leave
Pastor PeacohllIYou should not grieve. No doubt
the Lord will send you better servant to hli NV
place
TaStOrs have hal every one has been worse than
the "thcr--, Omaha World
Nine persons lately died Long Island whose com.
hnod ages gave total 81 100 years 1t is thus demon
stratcd that living the great metropolis tends t
longevity. brooklyn papers please copy.
Art Amenities 80 splashor Qp his friend Dobbss
studIol-l congratulate YOU Old fellow. That II the
finest canvas have seen this year.
Dohbs with gh silly smticD-l hope can make a
sPssherO OF you cS,l, II you can get a boom
PUCK
A physician says that the spring OF the year
cranks,' who Ill themselves up ut this season With
herb aud bitcrs and blood purifiers mora
numerous than usual
charged me for that coffee. told you before that
put ALT instead Of sugar Ia IT, aud then you've
water Hnd why nofi II Slo"sf't make any differ
ence with you. You couldn't have drunk It anyhow,
salt or SugAr.-(BOston Transcript
WbcDovcr the English bishops have reason suSpeCs
that the public are beginning to think them indifferent
to the duties Of thcir high calling they 60 in body
the House Of Lors, and vote against tho deceased
wfc's sister Uill.
At tho Inquiry Meeting Deacon Jones-And 50 you
rally think that you have mot With change
Young Conyort-fce, feel The time haS come when S
fo m % ns e o OF 5f' Ts s
s%o S'i in the tic box and 2lpp"r, SStad the Bat"
Deacon Jones Bat. my yOunG friend, there's some
thing more vital than baseball We wotc talking Just
Young Convert; Oh; stow hiatt somethlns morg
vital than baseball What yer giving Of u.s. anyhow
boston Transcript
For forty eight years there was not law case In
| the town OF Mcddy hemp,, Me-; neither there a
| lawyer nut two weeks ago lawyer hung out his
sign In this primitive Paradise. and now two citizens
| aO going to law over fence line.
An old bachelor who quite a w.t. lived alone in
o very uncomfortable booking place, and his apartments
| wcrr always IN great disorder.
Then YOU would have some one 10 fix up things herc
! and mako n look hOmclikr.'
The fact s Ivc never thought Of H." said he a hnt
n does look reasonable that hrtcr half would make
Jettcr quarters" -tCanne.i and Grocers Gazette.
An Atchson. Kan, clergyman has discovered in
some mysterious way that Creek WIN bo the Iangnsg,
| spoken IN Heaven. What effect This discovery VIII
havo on the school boy, who hates Greek but has to
lean II, II Is impossible to say.
| Evcry body knows OF George ". Cblds,s up,,.ro,,
and bonntl gifts hut few know the extent TO yvbnS
! be run down and annoyed by mail and IN DcrsHn
Anybody everybody and nobody ask for money on iii
sorts Of prcteXts. To start school, got insured Iaarn
mnsc, llft mort gage. bury or daughter m,Ihar
father aunt or anybody, 10 get married To travail
I'm fact for every thing which tho .magn alton an 80
cciye. Recently no rather aston Ished ons or ~
! hcggng visitors. stranger called tnld !, Sa,,H1
tale. and said fiat all he needed was S5S Mr. YbU"
sych him kccny for time and finally Lanisd h
a a. bill Now said he, there Is a. IT,, n w "
| on ten other gentlemen AMI tell thcm what yom baSn
told and you may be- able 10 collect mo
| balance The man departed ana has MOI sncS hsn y
| heard from or socn.-tPhiladephia Inquirer
speaking Of an elegant new railroad s,a,,o, :,
Cincinnati an official OF the road SAYS al fear e. 4,
| too splendid You sec people may think ,b.y
Will have to pay more for their tickets beraus, N,
| Office Is 80 hne, Fact, | assnrD YOU Lots NJ gran.
gers Will no afraid they will have to pay NOR, for
their t'cAc's because Of the style Of the Office, I.
the Office wero dinGy. black lttlo hole they'd think
| tickets would be sold thcrc dirt cheap"
! - IKE everything about Cincinnati, obServea
JunEo .uWlhs, OF Now York, Except Your snot and
Sonr "anr. They arc nslthor OF them nuite clnan
enough lor a man OF New.Yurk tastes. "A Soon a.
possible aiter arriving here went and TOOK Russan
iSa'h' "hen / got through saw i pinnee % wh a.