New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-23
THE TAX or THE DAY.

Smith, see that Max oRcll compliments The innats
decacy of NewYork because they prefer to stand
up in an elevated car rather than sit IN ssSs seas
occupied by lady.
Brown-Huh Max is away OF on that natter.
"How sofs
: @why, man in such case stands up, Because n
lady always sits so as to take up the whob seat Hs
would sit down fast enough IL he could.'
Treasure of wife.-Groom lat their nrst meal .
home-why, my darling, this spread Is SIMPLY
Bride enthusiastic ally)-Y isn't It dslciousf
aN Noa She she s didn't rt. cones me s''
al had no idea, expectation Al all Of such tread
You didn't suppose could DO 80 thoughtful did
sou, dearr
q Yes. 1 knew you'd be hungry, and Is desv
know a thing about cooking, engaged Monsieur Big
BILL the caterer, % serve our meals un'ii nhni un
girl came Philadelphia Record.
In speech Wendell Phillips once made use Of ~
following illustration Expect the authorities N
Boston to enforce the lswl should as soon PIT
peck of potatoes on the top OF the ground and req TO
them an essay from Flint agriculture, and epecs
CROP The gentleman who tells the story, N Inc
Cambridge Daily afterward approached him. am ss'o
Mr. Phillips, curious to know whether f's' was
impromptu or stupidls Did say hsti' no re-
pIIed. awelI. not only did not prepare n before
hand, but 1 did not even know had ssidis until
you reminded me-"
An old couple, she a widow woman ana ne
widow man. married after brief ccurtsnI snd r ne
article Of furniture that he ADDED 10 her collection was
an old sunbonnet which he hung in the enrywT s ss
ing sSun b s sSisn ssng ao way ny
said she shall go straight up garrett fr Jossas oia
which wa assat e dd and
Josiah's old hat and Betsy AIMS humr ntns sac
BY side at the present day.-tBoston Innscnp@
The newly discovered sutherland Falls. IN NeS-
~ Aoo3 In,
poor Cbarlsy.-Mrs Youngwffe (esrfuilyl
has been Just as cross and mean 2 me Tor tne p@s
week as he can be sometimes Almost wish that :
woman could have some reyeng, under sucn CIT,
Mrs. Parvenu Csignincanty)- know how to mako
angel cake, don't you, my cesf-tScfins''n rros
Press.
A correspondent "The London Tines says that the
word teetotap, had its origin through suffering
orator who urged HIS hearers, that moth
pop less than 9tetete-totsp abstinence would satsY
temperance rcformers. Some on' at once adopted
/. teetotals as a suitable word, and It sprans into
general use
nv German American Tclephonss
Bsyard-IIello Bismarck
Bsmarck-Wss hast du gesast'
Bayard-Helloi
RsSsSetwas st 70, NIT %,tc Gmmls Ss.. .s.us A.s
Bismarch-zwel bieri nm ,,v.
'' BIsmarck-Yahl yah Auf wiedersehen- -twsshins'
ton Critic.
The smoke cloud thst overhangs London 10 sah %
contain 400 tons of carbon. Tho wasts involved IN
this Is estimated at s1soooooo year. ana inc ash-
age 10 buildings at 100000 600 year.
pro,,hson does not seem to Be . success n
ceorsia In that State In 1887 there were 90 WEI
eonnsIes 10 100 |. dry There are now o. Wet aaa
;hs,r OWN ..tsta,on Rst prohibition does not pro-
hibit or even restrict and also figured out what ~
them meet r P0 sdD sn h ass snss
which has at least the merit OF competing me nsso
business to support rs own euraehs IN
neasure.-(w aterbury American
pefors the election the Democrats Of F1orfdA wec
Mostly dcnouncing protection. But now hey wan
protection for their oranges
THE MINISTER'S SUGGESTIONS
The old maid sat IN her rocking chair.
With thmble and scissors and thread .,xs
TIL The minister wished he was dead
But he sat quite still. IN his patient way,
WHILE nu she nonnced on this one and then 90 ths&
Like vicious old hook-bcaRed hawk.
She sewcd, as she talked, IN vigorous way ray.
And pulled the thread through with lfh',
Then she trhd the scissors, but they were so aun
That she never could make them WORK
These scissors ara dreadmly dull. 'said shs'
As her sewing she angrily hung
On a chair: and tho minister murmurco -"
"Then why don't you use your tonS,n' ,,,-n.J
-tSomerviie sournah
Not long ago a Boston publishing lcuse received
the following telegraphic dispatch scna ooo@
A. walkin' Hell as anthor d. J. snIer. West' Kan
bookstore The members Of the irm were very
much puzzled until they received corrected ais-
patch which read Send book. walk IN hei%s'
author d. j. snlder, Wesleyan Bookstore
"And why do you ask that avs work should
be comprised within eight hoursif. -
Labor Agltator-" SO that can have more tre
In which TO demand shorter hours Of lsoor'-tBostnn
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