Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-11-10
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Its ltppt Tooth.

What q D~ Whsa To1r, Ffni Rahv Gets
Its 1tsSt Tooth.
l. Telegraph at onco TO his grandfa-
ther and mnternal aunts.
2 Ask tho baby II he realIy HIS Il,
taking caro- not TO address hif3 Ia En-
gIish indebted. gsisihS
5. Send wordto theAotioe thai you
will not DO down to-day.
4. Avoid any jest which roquiroey you
to say that baby is now. old .epoughsto
elbows for himself. .g IL.
8. Mako an entry in your diary to
tho effect that tooth IS born unto you.
6. Do not temper your JOY with such
pessimistic thoughts as dentists bills
inspire.
q. Swear of letting the little ono
chew your watch unloss you ike your
hunting case TO have dents In it
g Do not ask the chfld's mother. II
she doesn't think it strange that the
other teeth don't appear
y. IL you are a poor: man don't,buy
tho youngster u. silver.backed tooth
brush on the strength Of tho first mola,.
10. Donot tell an experienced father
that you think. it Is a wisdom tooth.
He will know better, and will prob
ably go homo and tell bis vito what IN
unsophisticated COW you arc.
II. Do not insist upon fsedfHg the
boy on beefsteak right&wey.~ THor''aa
l2"Do not imugine that that ;,ttHe
only tooth in tho world. : and, eschew
undue personal vanity because Of the
new ome You didn't grow the
: tooth. Leaye conceit TO tho. baby.
IL. Remember that there pre- moro
teeth to come, and do not lavish too
much enthusiasm on the first
IA Make the youngster stop biting
Inc piano legs and newspapers.AcF
10. Never give theaterstparties In
honor OF n first tooth. -e,, yscs4Lpi.
l6. Get the baby n toy to markothe
occasion, II you like, but do not, move
into n moro commodious house be-
: cause OF it.
IL. DO not waste your money on
newspapers to 500 what they have to
say about the new ARRIVAL Z"
IL. Do not tell your friends about Ii
moro than eight times n day. L,ae
-" '19. Do not charge admission to la
dies who want to see 1t, or, over-esti--
mate its drawing attractions by taking
1t on q starring tour through the SUBJ:
urbs. There arc some things that sub
urban residents won't pay to see, and
one OF them is the first tooth OF an
other mans baby.
20. II you deposit 800 In tho bank
in h child's name, rs n rewafS iorkis
gallant feat, do not draw It out again;
under six months if you want to got;
interest on IL. -. Hat ].
= Il. Do not ask your wife TO lot tyou,
take the tooth down to. tho club with,
YOU to show to tho boys. You'll ;hnye
= to take the baby with. you. if you do,
and IL there is ono thing that is moro
out OF place than another in q. club it
is n o~no-toothed baby. .
%. Do notovertax thetooth, and see,
that baby docs not bite OF more than
no can chew. - t''3"t7H re-!
80: II tho tooth Is loose don't pull It
.;out and have It set In airing, nor must
.yoh ,fasten IL in nore,fFrmlywiEh stfaa'
tinh+4 Lot nature toxic its course. 1r:a
I "a. Do not DO disappointed II. the:
. first tooth comes without gold filling.
in it.
BY a judicious Observance OF these
!, two dozen vital regulations Your baby.
may have n tooth without subjecting,
tho world to any undue excitement and,
without disturbance to the stock mar
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