davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-01-15

JUST at present Los Angeles orchardists
are busy getting their orange crop to the
market, and this fact calls to mind one
of the peculiarities of this section. To
the granger in the frozen east, the idea OF
reaping a harvest in January must seem
strikingly novel. But there is no month
in the year in which the Los Angeles
granger may not harvest some paving
crop. He is now selling oranges, straw.
berries, cabbages, peas and tomatoes al
fresh from the fields. The oranges will
last until June, the other crops
named above are perennial. Mex
month he will add to these
new potatoes. And they will come in from
that time until December in successive
crops. He is moving alfalfa hay now be-
tween the showers, and this crop he will
harvest six to eight times during the veal
from the same patch of land. By the
time the citrus fruit crop is done apricots
and early peaches will be on hand. These
will be succeeded by nectarines, later
peaches, apples of all sorts and many
varieties of pears until Decent ber. In
June the barley hay crop is ripe, and in
July the barley and whear
are ready for the reapers. The
first grapes come in in June
and the last are good at Thanksgiving
day. Figs, pomegranates, olives, per.
simmons and many other fruits are no,
emphasized here for the reason thai
these industries are now in their infancy
Here is surely an inviting field for the
agriculturist. The man who has capital
to purchase large tract may make q
business out of farming here whose
profits and ramifcations should command
the interest of men of master minds
Even the possessor OF twenty acres may SC
dispose his crops that he shall have an in.
come every month in the year. The whole
section is capable of supplying other parts
of the Union less favored than this with
fresh butter, eggs, vegetables, fruit, honey
and hay at all seasons Of the year. When
our resources are all developed We shall
see trains going daily from each of oul
towns laden with butter, cheese, poultry
eggs, fruits of many kinds and in many
shapes-fresh, dried, canned, preserved
and vegetables of legion varieties all
fresh from the gardens in winter as well
as in summer. These are the considera.
tions on which is based the claim that
Los Anpe1na cou untv will ,11fino a tolv o,,s
tain population of million souls.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-01-15
Club Field Trials.

BAKERSFIELD, CAL, January 14.-The
Pacific Coast Field Trial Clubs sixth
field trials began to-day. Many promin-
plenty and good work was done to-day.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-01-15

Says critic of the Signal Service
Bureau: "They used to call him "Old
Probabilities, but since he has lost his
abilities they call him old Prob.'"
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-01-15
They Backed tho Beaten.

RICHMOND, Va, January 1.-THE DEM
ocratic Presidential electors met at the
Capitol to-day and cast the vote Of the
State for Cleveland and Thurman.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-01-15

The HERALD presents to the public
this morning the city delinquent tax
list. 1t will interest the property.hold-
ers OF the municipality to an unwonted
degree.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-01-15
Notice to Mail bscribers

The papers of all delinquent mail subscribers
to the Los Angeles DAILY HERALD will be
promptly discontinued hereafter. No papers
will be sent to subscribers by mail unless the
same have been paid for in advance. This rule
is indexible. AYERS d LYNCH.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-01-15
JOSEPH D. LYNCH. JAMES J. AYERS
AYERS & LYNCH, PUBLISHERS.
CITY OFFICIAL PAPER.
Entered at the postoffce at Los Angeles as
second class matter
lIAL RAPEK
DELIVERED BY CARRIERS
At sOc.iper Week, or soc. per Month.

LOCAL CORRESPONDENCE from adjacent towns
specially solicited.
REMITTANcEs should be made by draft check.
postoffce order or postal note. The latter should
pe sent for all sums less than $5.
OFFICE OF PUBLICATION, 1885 West Second
street. between Spring and Fort, Los Angeles.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1889-12-02
Ser acanpel aes ,tnmela.

Qu5 Gbina er6Gtt man ausfiibrli9e 8e-
ridte iiber Die om IS. September err
tolgte gdtlStihe glieberbrennung bes be-
rllDn1ten SenlpelS Doer NItQrS beS
5immels III Yefin9. .3uerft na6m
man oil, bah oqS 0ebGuoe bonn 8liB gez
t~rofiel moroen lei, lpGter abcr ipurben spet
9eute ais Die 8raaDitifter ncrbQftet. 0as
SSeuer brad alu Is. September tint 81 Il6r
Wforgelts aus, unO 9eQen 4 u6r am Otorgen
bes 10. mar Der 3empel Elm raucbenoer
3riilnmerbaufe. &urS Dor Dem Nusbru0
Des SeuerS lpuroe Die Staot bon einem uuz
8elpODnlib beftigen 6ageliturme uno Sc
tpttter beimgelu6t. 6Guler tpuroen iiberz
l@tpelnmt, StcaBen gang untpsgiam gez
ina0t, unb Der 60bel ftel in bidtel1
S6auern nieber.
Der Eenpel bate cine 606e bon SO fSuk
uno Elm oretfa6es 0a6 aus tleinen 2ieqel>
i%tetnen, ipel6eS Dor einem SSabrbHn6ert
ausgebeIIert tporben mar. @r unterldieo
IT'D bon bub0biitiidlen Bcgooen bariu, baB
Die O06er fret6i0Tntia lparcn uub onS zines
ilber Dem anoeren IT'D befaao. Der Geupe(
mar llber etlem Nltar erridtet; CT mar arz
9ebll9 i'll .. S~abr6unOert unlerer .3eitz
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1889-12-02

rebnung erbaut. ST pur6e bellubt inn
erlten Wfouat DeS djtneIil0en &alen0ers,
menn sum 6rilDlirgsalfon0 Der &alier BEN
Baldlt perlQBt, It'll 0ebete fllr etu fruftz
bares SSyabr gu perrihteu. @r entbieit Die
5ufeln Der failerli6len 8orfaDren lptpie
Die beS pberiten 9enferS beS NsltalS. Da5
9tttuell urnfaBte Die 0pferung zines aus
erlelenen GtiereS auf Dem Nltar mittelit
fSeuers. Ser &atier fniste auf Dem runben
Wlittelltein bcS Q(ltars llieoer u1b beugte
Shie murbe 81 G6ren zines ieDen an9e7
beteten faiierlicben Nbnberrn gei6latbtet
uno Der 9aonper por Der Safel l1ieoergelegt,
ipdDreuO ein @e6et BON elmer 8ergalnents
role Derleien mar0, Die als0ann alf benz
Nltar perbrannt murbe, Oan1it oaS 0ebet III
Tlamnm uno Gtau6 gum l0il1unel auIitei9e.
MlleS Dies miro, mie ibli1, Sur geGOri9en
Belt poll5o9en perDen. aber Der Nltar miro
inn Sreien leir, mas cine 9titdfebr 81 Dem
friiberen 8rauh lein miro, 6a eth 8a0
nicJt 1pelentlih notbiDenoig iii.
Simpion, Der 3eidner Der rSuuitrateo
9onoon gfetp5", lit elmer Der tuelttaen Nuss
Idnoer, peI6e oo5 Snnere oeS @ebauDeS
gcieben 9aben, aber bet @intritt tpurbe ibm
ni6t 9eitottet. Stab ietner 8eidreibung
mar eS aus 6oG5 erridtet uno italo auf
elmer groB angelegten @runblage aus Wfars
NOR. 8ier iebr bobe runoe SGulen ititBten
baS Wtlttele unO Das b06fte 0a6. II fIets
lie Sdulen itiibten bo5 Stpette 9a6 uno
II tleilere D0lserne Sduten btloeten ben
GuBeren &rciS uno ftiiBten 0aS nieoriglte
Dad. 0ie Sdulen parett ale reid benlalt
unO pergoloet uno Die 3ie8el auf Den
0G6ern tDarell ale bon tiefblouer Sarbe,
aber 2iues, figt Silnpion binSu, fpar iebr
i6muBig uno itaubig uno aui Der INBenz
ieite wuOerte unfraut. Sin fatletli6es
9efret i6rejbt oaS un9Liif benz 8lib 5u
unb figt bin5u: u0as @rei8niB miro pom
Safer aIS cine feterline Warnln8 betra6tet
uno iein @emiitb lit nit Turdt erflllt. @r
forbert ietne 8eamten auf, tDn ernttlid 5u
unteritIben in ben unaufb0rliden anitren7
0ungen, Die ct mebr oIs je m0d)en lpiro,
UNI bic quite 8erwaltuag Des 2alOes gu
ft6ern."
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1889-12-02

On perfaufen: 1tod in @roceries, Orb Gooo8,
~ Sbuben. Stieelu uIlp., 95 WteiIeu bon G6icoQp,
IN lebbofter fletner Stabt int Centrum bes gtoofes
Sltnols, otele Oeuti9e a1 Ylab nto III Der ltmoeQeno.
gSertb n~n9efdbr $4,000 btdiQe Miatbe, Wobnlln1
6aoet. abrelie gu erfragen in Der Offire ber GtoatSs
3eituug. 23uoo4gB
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1889-12-02
Sic G0term0acr SprtmgprDseffipm.
@on gsilheln GebaLpt.

Sin Galtomortale bes metapbpitiden
8eolrfniies!" So murmelt Semano lit
meiner gtd9e Dor fid bin. pGDrenD pi0t
neben uns in Der gIiibcnbcn Sonnen6iBe
Die 0otteseifri9en Pil0er Die bolperige
StroBc 1inaniprineen. SD orebe MIDI I'm,
Elm psIig ~neugiertg 5u iepen, Der in 10 eli
Gcnt0Nntli6er Weiie 8ater Sdopenbauer
nit Der SEiInit bcs &trcusreitens perfnlIpien
mag. S0IIte cS ui6t Elm 0eutiher Bblloz
lopb ieil? SD iDenigltenS bin auf ben eriten
Bid oanon ilbe.3eugt. Der bur6geiittgte
Nu5bruG bes 0eii6is, oas in trauscenOens
tale QSeite ncriorene Nuge binter Der biGuz
li1en 8riQe Derflinoen intr ben Gelebrten
GanoSrndrlt nid)t milOer ais Die freigeiitige
2}eri9mG6png Der W1ooe, mas ben 6oielz
ihnltt uno Die 6arbe DER l6aisbtloe @betrifft.
o5t id)er3e ll;a1t. 96enn e5 ndn1iid] ri'bs
tig lit, baB Der Otann bon webrer 8Iloun9
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1889-12-02
GtabItrt felt 1857.
Henry ~SchOellkOpf,
Wholesale & Retail Grocer,
252 & 254 OF RanoolpbsStrv
aluiihen f~frnnf(tns NH Wforfet.6traRs

Wholesale & Retail Grocer,
252 & 234 OF RanoolpbsStry
aluii1cn TrantltHs unb Martet.etra5s
O%ffertrt in ouSge3siGnetcr Qualtt6t:
VeMeS DfeGoeburgcr Samerframt,
SNNportirter GdIatzSf1ttoiieIm,
&norr'S 0cMtitScsSu It iii 4afeter,
ScItolper JtUbcI n1O Jiefen= SpnrGcIn,
9CutiG)cr GdnittbObnen nno 9tngMrfeI,
genct frans. Grbfcn ttno Gbnmpi0npnS,
GttaSb. 81 0uSLcbe r=W go Itetem,
gIedDtci SiebiB'S SIetldbPrtr6f
SonoeiI. SG)lDei5er 1ilG0 1nGerif. Wild
&sCdbter SieIeubouiG uuS 00ddDS,
VctHiten Saba, Woffas uto WipsS1Tee,
McGltex &antIesGbpfoIno ttiO STafao,
lciiften RAN. mto d)tmef. Sbee,
9emtid den G~i6Del4afee uao Sid orten,
yeeue %imlen, 8ri;nferH MnO SSirIe,
~SyeiiItfr tttgar. Waprt3a II. WariHaboDteit,
@GcG)teS Wphit= ttn0 SiiOcuDI,
SSptId)tS 9artnfcI<, Hci5= 1tnO VrbIcntneDI,
yicMer franz. S1roines u b SSieIcr GprotteI,
Med)ter import. ~Irrantf. Grat,uitritdlen,
0otDaer SrifeGsScberDurft.
.JturiNtrtcr unO gcrGtdD cttct M1l,
$atnb. &OlbertH0e, Mn0 Gptotten,
3lVpct!t: glib un0 Snlsiaroe ellen,
yScmcr WSiId)ner= &Grimge utto 41Ut1t,
ySogipc0. Mnd)onteS ttaO StOGHidls
SfeinFtcn t&rtn NJ nth. GGDtueiicrs MGIes
~9tedftcu 0toqMcfoet= uu0 Hartse SansS eGie,
Nroutaae DC &rie uto Ytcni d)0telcr &6leS
1riincM 4rGuterf6Ie nno SanOf1ie,
Ganmcntberts mnO &irtburgerz 61ie=
y$cmer frani. SSDetId)et nro S3loetId d cttftns'
&etrod. 8irnttt, &tridlen ttno &etoeIheeren'
MaloeIn, R0ititen uno SttrpH1t,
Q(rd1tcn BARRIER Gd)nupft0bdf,
GcutId)cr Spinntioer uIIo MoHfrabet
SoGaidube muS GoIspartO felm,
au ben btli9iten Preiieu.
Henry SchOellkopf.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-05

bcr OF u. He wants Ia extend tho conn
merce of the Pacific coast. and will Join
the senators Of Oregon and California In
amy scheme that will result In establinh-
ing large commercial interests between
tho coast and Asia. He favors liberal
subsidies for Pacific steamship linea ~ .
means of building mp the Puget sound
countr and the entire Pacific northwest
He will also work for Puget sound coast
defcnses and navy yards. He will co
operate with Representative Wilson In
SECURING appropriations for public build-
ings MT the three leading cities of WASH
ington. Like all other nOrthwestern
deeply Interested In irrigation. Central
Washington. he claims. will be greatly
benefited by a. system of irrigation.
Articles OF incorporation have been hled
with the secretary of state AS follows: The
Missoula Coal 4 Coke mining company /;
capital stock. S25.OOO; incorporators, Chas.
Martini Cain b. Afahoney. James Osborne,
Frank G.. Higgins, Samuel IL. Carrick.
The operations will he carried Oh at Mis-
solIa. Missouila county. The Weisenhorn
Carriage Manufacturing company; CAPT.
tai stock, S5O,OOO. i'm 500 shares of 500 each;
incorporates, L. e.. Power, August Weiss
enhorn and Joseph l.. Townsend. The
operations aud principal offices will be at
Helena. The Meaghcr Lead and Silver
Mining capital stock, $25,UOO,
i'm 5000 shares at 81 each; incorporators,
j. 4. T.. Barker, Il. G.. Power, John w.
Power and j. +. The opera
tions will he carried on in Mea0hcr
county. with principal offices mt New York.
The Belt Mountain Stone Quarry COM
pany; capital stock, SlOO,OOO; incorpora-
tors, +. l.. Street, +. =. Eaton md w. j.
Clark. Operations will he in Cascade and
Mcagher countless, with principal Offices
at Monarch, Cascade county.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-05
A New way tai Pay Old Debt..


There in u theatrical manager i'm this
city, says the New York Tribune. who is
so well known that IL his name were to he
disclosed in connection with thiss story his
friends would give him mo rest. So i'm
this column, at least, he must out OF
kindness remain nanelcss. II happened
that an actor i'm one of his companies was
one of those eloquently persuasive men
who always keep several hundred dollars
ahead of their salaries. Now the longer
he remained i'm the the more he
owed the manager until the second person
was compelled i'm ~self-hefense tn rid him
self of this expensive player. When the
two men parted there was u balance i'm
favor of the manager of an even 800.
After several months had passed without
the debtors making any ofTer to "pay up,''
the determined to do n little
s'dunning." The actor was playing in
Boston at the time, and Mr.. X-tthat is
"a safe name for him to wear i'm this story
sent him the following note: ~ am
greatly I'm need OF funds. CAME You send
me "a check for 700 A" The player went mt
once to a railroad b-aRRaGe-room and
bought N big brass check numbered 100:
He tied IL to n postal card with n piece OF
string, stuck two two-cent stamps ON the
card, and addressed il to the
He wrote ON the other side of the postal
card: MY dear x: Certainly. ! in
close you u check tor 700. Glad to square
myself.N
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-05
An Eyarts Joke.

When the Garfield administered on aus
piciously opened Mr.. Blaine sat more
firmly i~ntrenched i'm the state department
than any secretary of state since the lays
OF Seward, says The Washington Post. II
was evident that he was master of the
situation. Ministers, ENJOYS, 'consuls-
general, consuls. and diplomatic agents
moved at his nod like pawns and pieces
on a chess-board beneath n masters hand.
One favoritc theory of his, and a not un-
urc of service and rotation i'm office. III a
consul had slumbcrcd THROUGH three adj
ministrations at some PARKWAY post i'm n
dolce far nicntc of lotus-eating and salary
drawing existence, the keen secretary
astoundcd him by inviting n return to the
shores of America and the appointment
Mr.. Blaine sat i'm his private office one
day discussing affairs of state with his
immediate predecessor, ex-Secreta.ry Will
snow here" said he, "is "a case in point.
This man has been consul at I'm Hung
r m%r 20 and Ss1 has r as Tsni THERE insre e Ssrl ssin .a:
II is time he returned home to be
acquainted with his count before he
grows a cue. II he stays there much
sight. l shall remove him ut once.o
~ wouldn't remove him, Mr.. Score
tary;I replied Mr.. Evarts.
81 ann afraid it will he an unpleasant
"My mind is made up" replied Mr..
man to take his place, 1 shall remove
Si3ut 1 think you will have grave diff
would be willing to take his piacc."
~ anticipate no such difficulty. But
will you explain To me, Mr.: Evarts. why
"Becausc this man has been dead and
buried these six months, Mr.. Secretary"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-05

Estes & Conncll have received their new
fall stock of clothing.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-05
N AND STOCKS.
Ops and Down in Market Values on the
New York Exchange.

Cps aod Dow ns in Market Values on the
New York Exchange.
NEW YORK, Dec. 4.-Therc was less ami
nation i'm stocks to-day, hut the tone of
dealings WINS not M strong as yesterday.
The stnong feature Of today, however, was
Chicago gas, which rose from 3sA to 41E,
oh covering of short sales. All of the adj
vanccs was not held. hut thc stock made
the most pronounced advance of the day.
The opening market was made at an adj
vance over last evenings figures, which
extended tn n per cent, hut the close was
rather heavy and generally at something
under the opening prices.
Government bonds dull and steady.
Petroleum opened firm at lO4a4, and
moved up tn 1855 i'm the first hour. The
market then became heavy and declined
steadily until the close, which was weak
at 1857.
Stock MISUNDERSTANDING: 1O45z high
est 1O5L; lowest 1885,; closing 1855.
Consolidated Exchange - Opening at
los; highest, lO5z; lowest, 1O4; closing,
1O4.
Total sales 567 COO barrels.
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LEGAL DoNT's ABOUT WILLS.

Don't nave anything uncertain in q will.
Don't mention people by their nick
names.
witness
Don't neglect to declare IL to he your
last will and testament.
Don't make u new will unless you re-
woke ar destroy the old one.
Don't make n will that docs not provide
for children that may be born.
Don't try to force u wife to accept GER
tain instead OF dover.
Don't neglect to make your witnesses
write their full names and addresses.
Don't fail to specify which one is meant
when two bear tine same name.
Don't add u codicil unless you execute
il i'm tho same way as the original will.
Don't forget that IL n woman your mar
riaye will invalidate n will already made.
Don't allow u minor to will away per.
sonal property unless IL If male and 16 II
female.
Don't imagine that the contentS-o al a
lost will may not be proved by good evil
dence.
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~ "a. MIN9R'' KEW.

From Texas sifllngn.
An ocean race-the vikings.
In the ring-a diamond, somctime~.
A bridle gift-throwing I'm . hschin9-
strap.
"0ut" with the Boies-Iowa prohibit
tionists.
Outdoor sports-Rambler~ driven To b
street.
The Pomp Of powcr-coiored porter I'm
q Pullman car.
.Eycrl see you through" a. the needle
Police Judges ought tn make n rood
COMMITTEES ON hnc arts.
Denni. has q dog that smokes ciRa-
rettes. The little whiff-it.
Highly connected-the acrobat aus-
pended from a balloon.
The man who objects to being dunned
rather likes being found out.
There IL u time for mirth. hut Foraker
hasn't detected IL since election.
The scientist says am absolute vacuum
cannot exist, and yet In dude lives.
There must he something rotten In Ger
many's military system: even their cam
non are krupp.
dogs delight tn erowl and bite 1
pPS then; that dogs that are MOTTO
Beautiful Aisle of the e" had alIusion
to ecclesiastical matters. after all. The
certainly stood FOR church.
tobacco, but it won't find favor in this
country SO long as cabbaRes are Nd low.
Some one writes: Who is Browning,
ing the poet, but the critic Is frequently
roasting him.
Prudence IN the mother Of Wisdom. hut
she has several children that should he
stunned. Their names are INDIGESTION,
Weakness. Fear and Doubt.
"Why did your fool ancestors make the
thistle. their national emblem 2" asked an
Englishman of "a S~cotchnnan. "For some
ass like you to nibble att was the caustic
reply.
The reason why there are 80 few female
doctors i'm Russia is because no woman
can practice medicine i'm that country
until she is 40 years of age. What woman
in willing tn acknowledge that she il 40?
A policeman was wanted to quell "a dis
turbance i'm u New York tenement house.
''Run to the nearest liquor storc,'' adj
vised a woman of observation. "You can
always linda policeman in IA liquor store"
They found him.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-05
lie Would Not be- Taken Alive.

BUTLER, Mo-, Dec. 4.-Unitcd States
Marshal Willis, who had n warrant for
the arrest OF Pierce Morgan, a moonshiner,
late last night met him ON the street.
Morgan declared he would not he taken
alive and drew "a revolver and fired. The
bullet missed it's mark and Willis whipped
out his revolver and both fired stimuli
taneously. Both bullets took effect.
Willis was shot in the heart and died in
stantly. and Morgan was shot i'm the stom-
ach and died this morning.
Another story of the tragedy Ia that IL
il was the c-onsummation of n long stand
ing feud. Yesterday Willis, while intoxi-
icated, quarreled with some of Morgan's
friends and was arrested by Morgan, who
is city marshal. Willis, upon being re-
leased, swore out a warrant for Morgan's
arrest, charging him with obstructing a
federal officer in the discharge of his du.
ties. He went To MorRan's house, called
him out and the shooting
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The chief engineer of the Manitoba road
left Kootenai station Sunday for Bonner's
Ferry, IN the kootenai river, to look over
the country Ina the interest of his conn
pany. IL IL understood the Manitoba con-
templates building down the Kootenai
river 10 Ferry, thence south
westerly towards Spokane Falls. This
makes the fourth railroad contemplating
q line into the kootenai mining region,
the others being the Canadian Pacific,
Spokane & Northern and Northern
Pacific.
A Washington dispatch says: The new
state delegations are figuring Oh the
places they will get on the committees of
the house. Carter of Montana has AN
idea that he should be given a place ON
mines and mining. and although il il said
that Reed has made no pledges. IL is more
than probable thai he recognizes the de-
sire of the Montana man and will crafty
IL. Mr.. Carter intends to give consider
able attention TO mining legislation this
winter, and will want To he on that G JIn-
mittee 10 look after such bills as are Ina iro-
duced, and also to see that his own meas
ures are taken care of. Carter is am
bilious and will be willing to serve OH
other committees and II he sees anything
he wants particularly, he will not hesitate
% ask for IL.
Senasor Squire Of Washington has not
given much attention to matters of lcgis-
lssion. hut In very much Interested i'm
commerce, and hopes i'm the r~eorRaniza-
ton ID thas committee to be made a meme
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-05
The Correct DIngnosis.

From the New York sun.
Poet: .'Can you tell me the cause of
these pains I have i'm the legs Z" Doctor:
"May l ask where you liver" Poet: "In
an attic-roosn. SIR" Doctor: "Then the
pains are room-attic. Five dollars, please"
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The Great Fxplorer's Return.

The Great Fxplorcr's Return.
LONDON. Dec. 4.-News from Zanzibar
to-day confirms the previous report that
Stanley IL at BagmoaRo. A steamer was
despatched to meet him there. The world
will soon SEQ the great explorer once more.
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Died or Her Injursca.

KALAMAZOO, Dec. Mrs. Mills, wife
of the Episcopal rector. who last night
attempted to kill her child and herself,
died his morning. The child may re-
cover. Temporary insanity In believed to
he the cause.
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Money ON call close, 4WS; closed Z.
Prime mercantile paper, 5Ea7Nc.
Sterling ExchanRe-guiet. steady; sixty
day bills, $3.50; demand. $4.S4E.
Copper, easy, more active; Lake, De-.
$l4.UO.
Lead. nominal; domestic. 1886.
Tin, briskcr and higher; straits. $21.5O.
Mining quotations as follows:
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why the MAX sours.

She-This milk Is sour.
He-That's very strange.
No, il isn't. Scientists say great noises
will make milk sour, and you made noise
enough when you came home last night
To sour n whole airy.
The National tribune., 1889-03-21
Powers Nonnmental Cheek.

The desire of the Illinois Legislature to reg
ulate the management OF the National Lincoln
Monument, and abolish the petty fee system to
which visitors are at present compelled to sub
nit, meets with considerable resentment from
the Custodian Power. Following the intro
duction of tho bill in the Illinois House to re-
move this evil, the GAR. of Illinois at their
annual Encampment gave public approval of
the measure, and adopted resolution calling
upon the Legislature to OF once pass such bill
as would put stop to this petty show bust
ness and prohibit the collection of paltry fees
from visitors"
The Custodian, who has not the distinction of
being an ex-soldier. airs his opinions pretty
freely of both the GA r. and the Illinois Legis-
lature in a very impertinent letter, which,
without doubt, the GAR. of Illinois and the
Legislature will properly rebuke. The gentle
man has overstepped himself in this instance,
and will be disciplined, as he should be.