Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1889-11-07

A man at Lynn. Mass,
started out the other day to go
up to the cemetery and jump on
the grave Of a man he hate d.
When he got there the dead
mans two sons jumped on him
and broke two ribs and an arm,
and he was then arrested for
entering the Enclosure without
a pass. It's a good policy to
cease hating a man after death
claims him.
AT the end of twenty five
years experience among fishes
Seth Green finally came to the
conclusion that there were days
when fish won't bite" Then he
up and died without telling us
what particular days those
were, and mankind is no better
off than before We always hit
the "won't" days.
"A justice of the peace in
New Jersey has just made a
queer decision. John Wolf put
a stuffed wolf at his door to re.
present his name. A dog de-
stroyed the sign, and the justice
holds that as the stuffed wolf
represented Johl Wolf the dog
is guilty of biting the man, and
his owner must pay $25 dam
ages.
Young Husband Gn railway
car)-Ewily, you can hold some
of this baggage on your own
lap awhile. The next time you
60 on a trip with a whole cal
load of useless traps.and Gala
mites, by jocks, you'll go alone!
Interested Obesever. two seats
back (handing half.dollar to
friendD You've won, Grindstone.
This isn't their wedding trip.
not by a year, at the very least.
Chicago Tribune.
John Pennington, Il tavern
keeper six miles out Of Cincin-
aali, advertised that be had cap
tured a creature weighing only
the eighteenth of an ounce
which could easily lift Il man
weighing 25O pounds. Crowds
rushed out to drink his beer and
see the curiosity, and when the
bar could be no longer worked
he brought out Il box with a
hornet in it. No one wanted to
be lifted"
Every rich woman IN New
York has a hobby. and in most
cases it is charity. A Star re.
porlor has beer investigating,
aud he finds that seven rich
women help the poor to the eX.
tent af $4,000 each per year
He is now searching to find a
case where any patient is any
better off than before they be.
gun. He has found hundreds
who have let 60 Of work to be.
come sponges.
"A Connecticut woman step.
ped On sharp AK, cut her foot
almost off, and while under the
influence of chloroform dreamed
where S2S, 900 was hidden under
Il stump. Next day she infolm
ed ner husband and he saunter'
ed over that way and found she
was $1,000 short, as there was
$29, 600 in the old sat"hel hid
den under the roots. Western
papers pleas copy']
"A few days ago a queer
old codyer iu u town in Rhode
Island drew his $2S,OOO out of q
local bank because lie dream
ed that the bank was going tt
bust. A large crowd assem-
bled to guy him and call him
Il crank. but he drew it out JUS
the same. Next day the bank
went high, and the way the
folks stopped laughing pro
duced an awful silence for ter
miles AROUND.
After four weeks of suffer
ing from a severe attak OF feve1
and heart disease Peter BakeI
passed into eternity at 6:20 il
The evening Of Wednesday
Oct. 20, at his residence on the
farm on which he was born
and on which has been his home
through life. He was 81 year:
old and the father Of eight chill
dren. For the last ten years
he has been blind. Mr.. Bake
was a sind husband and father
a good citizen and a ture ant
faithful christian.
"A gentleman in compan,
with several Others drov'
through to California, from
Illinois, in 1854 with an OK team
Among the many interesting
| things which he relates Of th'
trip is this:
"After We got pretty well on
in Missouri the boys sent M
out to buy some cows 80 tina
VIZ might have milk on our. lonl