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Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05
PATEN TED.

A Chicago clergyman married three couples on the cars the other day. He has refused to allow himself to be patented ss car coupler, howeyer.-Burlington (Vt.) Free Press.
 As the cockroach never plays ball or votes,
 He has no business in the soup,
 But he gets there just the same.
 -Terre Haute Express.
 "The hustle is no longer seen in ths toilets of the most fashionable women. The fash ionabIe woman is careful to have her hustle well covered with drapery.-Boston Tram script.
 A temperance paper says four drinks a day will buy a man an overcoat in three months. Yes, but the man who has four drinks day doesn't need an overcoat.-Bos- ten Courier.
 Leap Year is Over Rosalie-sAnd is your engagement to Mir. Springley really broken off?" Belinda-"Yes." Rosalie-"Oh, I am so sorry! Just think, three years to wait for another chance!"-Boston Post.
 Blotterwick-"I see the hustle is no longer worn." His wife-"Where did you see that, my dear!" Blotterwick (meekly)-''In the newspapers" His wife, sharply-"Well, when you see it in the street, just let me know."-Time.
 Lord NaoEnoch (who is taking in the sights light down there, MT. Forundred?' Forum dred-tSign of a police station, me Lud." Lord Mao Enoch-"Fawncy! What power the Irish are in your politicsI"-Life.
 "Well, my boy," he asked cheerfully at the breakfast table the morning after Cholly has taken the important leap, "how did things go last evening! Did she smile on your proposali' "No," said Cholly, faintly, pushing away breakfast roll, "ehe smiled at it."-Somerville Journal
 Mother-"Are you sure MT. Nicefellow loves you as husband shouldf' Daughter -"Of course. He wants to marry me-" Mother-(who knows her daughters peculi- arities)-''Loving you well enough to marry you is one thing; loving you well enough to live with you is quite another"-New York Weekly.
 ''So you and Herbert are going to get mar riedq' said one young woman to another. "Yes, during the holidays" 'You didn't threaten him with a breach of promise suit, did youa'
 "No. merely showed him the phono- graph that I always keep concealed under "Do you expect raise of salary the first of the years" he inquired, as they rode to- gether on the rear platform of the car. 'fNot now" "Has anything happened lately to upset your expeetations!" ''There has. I had my salary cut down $4 week, and was told didn't half earn what I was getting after thst."-Detroit Free Press. Of the size of her hand you may judge by her glove:
 For that there is needed no art; But you never can judge of the depth of the love Boston Courier.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05

sions, was ludicrous. wondrous, sweet. Then the practical welcome of great bestir- ring was whirlwind of grand hearted Irish hospitality. To cavernous room I was moro carried than led; the woman did a dozen things of delight at the same instant; the man rubbed his hands and beamed be- tween and on us both; every soul in that house, fshwives and all, ran in that room, ran out again, ran upon and over each other and myself; and all their tongues ran like crazy windmills betimes. Steaming punch was proffsred; enough for a-dozen meals WAS got; fire that rosred and surged alarmingly was made; enough candles were lighted around me, over me, beside me, for joyous wake; every half minute hand, shaking and actual embracing, fshwives and all, must be indulged in; until precipitation poured from Johns face, from Flies face. from my own face;-and despite my struggles was aetu- ally, absolutely, literally, put to bed that night by that man, that woman and those three odorous fshwives, with as kindly touch and innocent hearts as ever blessed a helpless babe when comes the gentle night in sweet home hours.
 EDGAR l., WATERMAN.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05
JANUARY BARGAINS.
JANUARY PRICES
Napkins, Table Linen, Towels, etc.

5s all Linen Napkins, full selvedge, $1 per dozen; extra value in 5/s Napkins at SLY and 1.45 per dozen. Napkins at $I.5o, 1.75, 200, 2.5o, 800 and upwards, in the best of qualities and. patterns.
 We call attention to Cream and Bleached Table Damasks at soc per yard. Also in our Damasks at 62Hc, 65c, 75c and upwards.
 100 dozen of handsome Bleached Huckabuck Towel at I3c each, or for 25c; the best quality yet seen for the money.
 Do not overlook our 25c Tow els in Damask and Huck.
 Superior Damask Towels at 25, 2e, B 371z and soc each.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05
The 9n1rnaI and Gnmrier,

Not1ce!
 We cannot accept anonymous or return rejected communications. In all cases the name of the writer will be required not for publication. hut guarantee of good faith.
 Situations, Wants, Rents and other small adver. tiSements One Cent a Word each insertion. Display advertisements-Ones square lone inch) one insertion, S1.20: each subsequent insertion 40 cents; week 20; onemonth, S10.0o. Obituary notices, in prose or verse, f6 cents per line Notices of Births, Marriages, Deaths and fu- Advertisements on second page one price and half.
 Yearly advertisers are limited to their own imme itate business, (Gil matter to be unobjectionablG) and their contracts do not include Wants To Let For Sale. etc.
 furnished application for contracts covering considerable length of time, or a large space.
 Yearly advertisements at the following rates: One square. one year, $40; two squares, one year $70; three squares, one year, $100.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05
CATARRHAL DANGERS.

To be freed from the dangers of suffocation while lying down; to breathe freely, sleep soundly and undisturbed; to rise refreshed, head clear brain ac tive and free from pain or ache; to know that no poisonous putrid matter defies the breath and rots away the delicate machinery of smell, taste and hearing; to feel that the system does not through Its veins and arteries, suck up the poison that is to undermine and destroy, is indeed bleising beyond all other humau enjoyments. To purchase immunity from such fate should be the object of all afflicted. But those who have tried many reme- dies and physicians despair of relief or cure
 Sanford's Radical Cure meets every phase of Catarrh, from a simple head cold to the most loath- some and destructive stages. It is local and const tutional. Instant in relieving, permanent in cur- ing, safe, economical and never-failing.
 Sanford's Radical Cure consists of one bottle of the Radical Cure one box of Catarrhal Solvent and one Improved Inhaler, all wrapped in one package, with treatise and directions, and sold by all drug gists for S1.00.
 POTTER DRUG 6 CHEMICAL Co.,, BOSTON.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05
EDITORIAL NOTES.

The latest development of the tea habit is chewing dried tea leaves. 'Its first effect is an agreeable exhiliration. Ultimately it in- duces sleeplessness and an abnormal condl- ton of mind, with strange wishes and deli- riums.
 One fifth of the immigration to the port of New York from Europe last year was from two countries which have only recently be- gun to contribute to our population-Italy and Russia. The report from Castle Garden shows that out of 393, O30 immigrants for the year, 43, ,6S3 were Italians and B, ,937 were Russians. The immigration from these two countries was as high as that from Germany, and the immigration from Italy alone was just about equal to that from Ireland.
 "Old men for counsel" are we'll thought of in New Hampshire. Of the three hundred and twenty-one delegates to the consultation al convention now in session at Concord six ty-fve are between sixty and seventy years of age, and nineteen are over seventy. The oldest member of the convention is John W. Morse of Bradford, Democrat who is in his S3d year and who has had fourteen years ser- vice in the legislature. The president of the convention, ex-Governor Charles H. Bell of Exeter, is in his 66th year.
 Iron oross ties have proved failure on the Pennsylvania railroad, where they have been tried for several months, and white cak ties have been substituted wherever the iron ones were laid. A lack of elasticity is given as 1 l, for Aba 1; :, yields sufficiently to the motion of the train to make the riding easy and comfortable,
 while the iron tie fails to give on the rail-
 road bed of broken stone and makes the rid.
 ing hard and unpleasant to the passengers, as well as wearing on the locomotive and roll ing stock.
 A banker of Lillie, France, had the misfor. tune to wet eighteen bills of the Bank oi France, and in order to dry them he placed them on a board at an open window where the sun shone upon them. They dried more rapidly than he anticipated. A gust of winG carried them into the street, where, unfor tunately, goat picking up odds and endi at once captured the bank bills and swallow. ed them. The goat was purchased and thu bills secured in a very dilspidated condi tion, but the Bank of France recognized it obligations and redeemed them.
 Labouchere has this to say about a very l interesting question: There are over e nail l lion girls in England who are not likely tt get married. In order to remedy this stat, | of things I would suggest that the girl l should be allowed to propose-in fact, tha
 the courting and proposing should hence
 forth be business appertaining equally ts l both sexes. There are g number of young | men who are shy. They have 8 vague ani general idea of marrying, yet cannot screv | up their courage to the sticking point These, were the road to matrimeny mad
 easy to them, would suocumb. If, in addi tion to this. parents would have the sense t. leave to their daughters the same as to thei sons, and would let their intentions in thi
 respect be known, they would speedily re
 duce the number of girls at present con demned to single life.
 The Panama Star and Herald calls the a.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05

Patents fOr Inventors.
 IN THE
 UNITED STATES AND FOREIGN COUNTRIES practice of more thsn thirty years, and fre- quent visits to the Patent Odce has given him proceeding st, the Patent 0fice. which, together with the fact that he now visits Washington semi ests of bis clients warrants in assertion that no office in this country is able to offer the same facilities to Inventors in securing their inventions by Letter Pstent-and particularly to those whose applications have been re!ected-an examination Of which he will naake free of charge.
 Preliminary examination, prior to application for patent made at Patent Office, at g small charge. His facilities for procuring Patents in Foreign Countries uuequale6
 Rafera to more than one ethonsendcltents Tor Whe n aAhas proeurn.1 1LeabAPs Patent ty1sdAW
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05
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The great strengthening remedy for weak mus cles. Quickly cures pain in the back, chest, side s5 cents; s for Si. QUININE PLASTER co. @@T@G0G& &pKtn@sslW. F2e 1eaS eoa
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05

HO CMUFCn SEFeets A6aF SHApcEs Report of the Board of ComPen sasion on the Extension of Can- ner Street.
 TTyO the Honorable Court of Common Council of \ the City of New Haven
 The Board of Compensation, to whom was re serred the order of scid court bearing date th ats ment and determination by this board of all darl- ages benefits accruing to all parties interested, by the extension of Gamer street to Mill river, which order on petition of Marlin Arms Company. was laid over for a reheariDg before the Board Of Common Council and by them referred back to this board by order bearing date May s5 A: D: respectfully report:
 That we caused reasonable notice to be given ment in all respects pursuant to the provisions of of the charter of said city, to appear before us and be heard in reference thereto; and we fully heard at the time and place specified in said notice all persons who appeared before us And thereupon we do assess and determine that above all benefits aecruing to them by reason or the proposed public improvement, the sums writ Marcella and Michael J. McMahon, s 7S5 % Marlin Arms Company, 1874 co Total, g. 659 co said Improvements. owe men @ we ' do assess and determine benefits and damages to be equal.
 All of which is respectfully A submitted New Haven, February 3, 1858
 MICHAEL FITZPATRICK,
 SYLVANUS BUTLER,
 Board of Compensation. In Court of Common Council, City of New Ha- ven:
 Report read, accepted, and assessments laid as Approved December 26, 1888.
 A true copy Of record
 Attest: BERNARD J. STANLEY, ia4 St City Clerk.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05
Special Drives.

One case, I,52o yards, hand some Printed Blue Dress Cam D1ics in fine cloths, 32 inches wide, at LOG per yard; regular 12Hc goods.
 One case, I,5o4 yards, Domet Flannel Remnants at SC yard.
 20 pieces Striped Dress Goods at 12Hc yard, just for the Jan- uary sale; made to sell at 25c.
 Bargains in Ladies and Miss es' Cloaks, all marked down for this sale.
 Bargain Day Friday, Jan. 4.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05

Interesting Experiences of an Arleri- can Citizen fn Ereland-The Comforts and Dlscemforts of Typical Irish Inn-HosPitality at the Hands ofthe Sons of Erin.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05

The Panama Star and Herald calls the at.
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05

A Chicago clergyman married three couples on the cars the other day. He has refused to allow himself to be patented ss car coupler, however.-Burlington (Vt.) Free Press.
 As the cockroach never plays ball or votes,
 Or seeks undying fame,
 E4a haa h11ciO in tha
Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-05
How My Side Aches /!

W3N H1p, Kidney & ard Uterine Pains, Rheumatic sciatic
 EYM Neuralgia, Sharp and Shooting Pains re.
 tSlnHeved i'm one minute by the Cuti- cuf9 Antf-Patn Plaster. The first and onfy pain killing plaster. perfect, instantaneous never-faiing antidote to pain, inflammation and weakness. Especially adapted to relieve female pains and weaknesses At all druggists, 25 cents or of Potter Drug and Chemical Co, Boston.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-28

a. fancy deslgu
Asr ase TIE lsaiss 1srE0tten II So
natter u rl1iag boots tat 4rs orl4ts
al costly Tie tzyeEits ene IS 81 pzE-
snt leather CT Ereneh Al air1 p4te2s
-s4rneri noroeeo o. graf legs s-Faa9-nte1
9th gauntlet ~ eoiere3 is4t-eg. l-s-
sss - oFlsLt yeli0a 5elng lAs popular
snaee. I1s Aa-ng Is II kl1 ~ sL4lols.
Tie yaEps 49, 421e nlt- = glfs1s
a1i1a e4IeEcs Qp TIE fso2l few luenes
an1 prevents tAs lez from becoming
srlnklea. vale the ioklng Las tongue
nat extends Dsaxly tae lengI- of tAs
to1t lex Ile gauntlet Is susceptible
u any 4mo4nt 81 ornzusntafion lr
The eay q pink-ag pertor-IDg 2n-
f-1cg s.-Lel.ug
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-28


- Cheese ths Proper ThLns.
OoFTzLsHr isss.
Is 9ss IA 1871 th2s Ehs Erst tensis
sAes s4s sssa Ia AsE i0Ex s2os
Eaa-fsel1rer u Ssaark. \. j. ~4s
VISITING rs former hoale " Engian1
and there saS pair ot these sloes snA
vs. Struck sith rae novel an attractive
sppearz1es % the saoe. After wearing
pair for fss days ae Vas 50 Impressed
slgn rAs eomtert aa1 zeasgal ltl-ity o.
tns shoe thai be concluded tl2t when
he cetlrEsd as ~s4ld 4aa4facI-re 4 f5~
ezd sndsasor - maze them - popular
here zs they sers then beginning - &c
Ia England Alter his ret-ra &c m44s
gp one dozen pairs bat 10 enc would bay
tnem The retailers L I'd 10 demand Tor
theu and the ,o.1er said Noen the
retailer calls for them IN try them
h7 tried giving r4en 4wsy am sAile =
fen - his rLs accepted them none
would soar .-ea Evidently rle men
had not the .aslion courage .n those
days that taeF have to-day Det ..a
manufact4rer aas n0E discolragsd lie
made ID another los. this .-me using
dark colored carvass and calf trimmings.
These were not az attractive as were the
first ones OF checkered canvass and
sheepskin -rimmi ngs These lie had no
trouble ln giving away and VI bay pleased
hia more. his FRIENDS wore them Nlfnln
Two years the demand came frau the
retailers People hsd learned thss tho
more. fashionable ia England anu tlat
settled ths fate % tae tennis shoe IA
Amerlcs.
From the tennis shoe has come h
great variety az styles. One Wholesale
house 0t this ci-y acT rarries IN stock
$50 different styles. shapes, colors and
combinations OF colors and material
As the name would imply the shoe is
for wear AZ the popular game OF tennis.
For such wear the shoe Is made With
rubber sole corrugated % insure drm
footing The vamps are OF 0oze calt Or
light calfskin. and the trimmings of
the same but usually OF lighter shade
and pinke3 and perforated IN many
fancy designs. Of colors. 50 great IS
the variety. 10 Is hard 20 decide what are
the most popular. though the various
shades Of tan. russet and coffee seem 70
lead. With orange as bright and popu-
lar rival
So popular was the tennis shoe thst It
was made for street wear and many
unique designs are 20 be seen. A very
pretty design is seen in one Of grey
suede and fancy trimming OF cardinal
ooze, grain side outward. For street or
Office wear the tennis has leather soles
and low heels aad is with all a pretty
and popular shoe. The trimmings are
now put on 50 as 70 give more support
% the foot and 20 prevent the shoe from
spreading. SO those that wish 70 be
correct" in style viii eschew the tennis
shoe that mas = broad strip across the
ball Of the foot. A toe tip that branches
in graceful curves along the side OF the
foot meeting finely curved strip from
the lace pieces IS now the proper
thing"
An all-arourd sporting shoe is one Of
calf or kangaroo. cut in one piece and
lacing down 70 the tip. 4 small gusset
shaped piece of the leather Is stitched
az the sides which strengthens the shoe
and tends 70 support the foot. These
shoes are used Tor ball playing running,
yachting, bicycling or country walks.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-28

Tns Reading Pa youth vie has
been roiected seventeen times ~ the
same rirL and i STILL not discouraged.
exhibits Uncommon perssversnca. "a
soy the least U'wever. his rasa -
not so .epeiass ss -hat rf ore vbo -
reiar-e3 Tr seventeen different girls
Fs ma7 not rss rhe fa7orits. bat stil
can rl-n p -he 7aId
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-28

ll e-lmatin1 the progress ~ pCpuia-
ton larlg 4a0lher century. I 5 lot.
perhaps, rasa a. Assume rate 0E 1873
per CenL., sn.ca : ltrle less tnal Eae
mean rate. Ecllang Va1 and pe.L-
lence Fa.eh nas ruled our gr0stA ia glle
.4st century Adding 0nc-tnlrd o. -atl
deceIlil.1l r-t.uate. He nnd the rg0Da-
uie Dopu lAIl0n - 0o a. follows
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-28
NAqoLeoN WOODS WATlRLCO.
1: Keats the Famous Rcrords 81 al Pre-
yious ThcatrlcGi Eaiirs.
frp~..-,.trr 1850


atrical colony which suffers and the
cries of the wounded may he heard ca
the New = orls kiaito. along upper Broad
WAY and particularly IN the vicinity of
Twenty street where Mr.. A. II.
Wood has. for some time past, main
tGincd expensive Offices.
There have been other Napoleons in
the dramatic field ere this. for The
childlike credulity of actors and
actresses makes them easy victims TO
the wiles Of the adroit porsuader, but
Mr.. Wood went into the business with
bigger ideas. less money ard more wind
than any OF his predecessors. while the
number OF mourners who bewailed his
departure for St Helena is large enough
20 make Bob Grau and Ike Norcross
green with envy.
Mr. Wood loOmod up on the hOrrison
a short time ago erveloped in halo
Of romance concerning a fortune which
he had inherited On the strengh OF
this halo and a substantial and con-
fding father-in-law he engaged Master
Tommy Russell, Of Lord Fauntleroy'
fame, started newspaper. laid tho
cornerstone Of $500. 600 theatre in
Harlem, and opened an expensive Office
in Twenty-third street. The m0gnituds
OF his schemes and the handsome furni-
ture in the Office dazzled the simple
histrions and they flocked around him
hike flies about cake OF honey.
Mr. Harvey Wall. who was for years
the manager of Edwin Southern and
might therefore be credited with little
common sense. abandoned his theatre
in New Haven and came on to New
York 20 become Mr.. Woods business
manager. So engrosscd did he become
in the subtleties of MS calling. and such
was his faith in his gifted chief that he
neglected 10 collect his own salary. and
Is now one OF the chief mourners. Mr..
John A. Harrington. one OF the best
known and most capable dramatic
critics in New York. and a man who is
usually credited with a thorough
know edge Of the iDs and outs of the
theatrical business. was secured to
write a play for Master Russo,l-and
that without security OF any sort A
complete dramatic company was also
engaged for the season OF $500, its
members signing con .racts with perfect
cheerfulness on the strength o. Mr
Woods assurance that there was half
million dollars back OF him. They
are now waiting for the half million to
catch up with tho procession and viii
be In tho front rank when IL arrives.
The simple tale of tho half million
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-28

Inc hnoftcti Inc % Detroit and East. j e.
CANT paflof ears between Detroit and sraad
RAPIDS Irains leaving Detroit -ll , m aud
br1ld Rapids 600 D In Tur c. a. Other la. -
daily except runa.F.
A hLVgrfsr. Ickef agent Depot Gao. W
1Eo. p. SH1H. Gen. Az. Grand 4 spids. w
A. CshreNrfa rsfhc Manager. j. B. Mci41-
EFS General Ma a.ef
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-28
Make your Money go as far as you can.
Il is a coed thing TO have and no
easy thing TO earn.
VAN EVERY & CO.
Are selling goods very low.
LOOK At SOME Of THEIR PRICES /!

Sugar cured Hams, warranted first
quality. worth by the ton ll5c per TO-.
wc sell by the single Ham al lllc per
pound.
liam, dry beef, cured in mild pickle
worth hy the ton l0sc per h., we sel
LIZ TN .-nrIn r-Dnn at lNI.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-28
| AKE shoEF : NIcRIaAN s0UTHEEN.

''|'|' NI|FNNI
l-iu = ~. arriving there al -
Through tickets sold 90 principal rofnfs Ia
ne hIted states Mexico aud fanafs al Cnioa
Ticket once n -rrrr
q. = A.. Cleveland. Diio-
THE POPULAR STEAMER THDs THTANr
IS making dHIy trps from pctas.es 10
East Jordan and refufu.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-28
SHOES FOB ALL SPORTS.
EcnnsEhing That WI Grip the Grass
Wn1e You Play Tennis

Ths DeSstspanesst "a -sEoas~ ~ shsss-oa~
hssx Ws-F special styls ~ = go Gear
So for f4shtiag ~ kiai1x Hss
- Choose ths Proper Thlns.
Telegram-herald., 1889-08-28

y ms first-class Tea Dust f0r.......Sl .01
I" i'Al~ -tistl tfI
l-lb can good Baking Powder i0r--l0e
p lb- iirst-cl8ss Pruucs for ..-............25
ias first-ciass Washing powdcr~--25e
b- Best Butter Crae lzlfs....... 25e
Best 50-crut Tea in tie city. Best %
cent Coffee ln the city.
Al kinds of Vegetables and Berries al
lowest market rf ees.
VAN EVERY & COMPANY.
81. 53 and - Canal Street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-06-19

The family of Mr.. Benedict Bentele desire 70
return heartfelt thanks 10 the numerous friends
for their participation ~ the funeral Of Miss
Elizabeth Bentcle, on the lsth inst. Also 10 the
following named friends for flowers sent Mem
hers Of the y, v. Sotlnltty, a standing wreath /;
cmployes Couestega Cork Wosks, gstcs a-jar
and vacant chair Mrs. l.. Knapp, wax CROSS /.
Mr. Harry Ditxler. wHx GROSS Miss W. Heidis,
bouquet and wax spray ; Miss n. Brcitigams
wax spray; Mrs. =. Evans, wax spray MI. and
Mrs. Ottendorfsf, sickle; Mr.. and Mn. Marrow
cross; Mrs Dinan, bouquet Of lilies MisS A.
sullivan, harp; Miss l.. Powell, wax spray
Mrs. N. Ziegier, wax cross Mrs, r. weiman,
iyra little Miss Lilly Weller, sickle; Mrs. Nc.
0innss, bouquet Of roses.
( B. BENTELE AM FAMILY.