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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1889-08-22
THE
NORTHWESTERN

Pullman sIecpers are also run through between
Duluth, Superior ana Chicago East through
trains are also run between Minneapolis. ST.
Paul and Kansas City yia sioux City, Win
through Pullman -lceFer s.. Paul @ Oma ha
AMI kansas city. Dining cars are run on all
through trains over tAj- line between Minueapo-
liz. st. Paul ANA Chlg.so and between 81 Paul
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1889-08-22
THE BURLINGTON"
Arrival and Departure Of Trains at Prescott
c. 2. & n. r. r.

GOING NORTH.
Express. daily. -..-.... -. :. o. N
Passenger. daily exc eut sunday ------ 2 95 T. N
Accommodation. eai = except sunday III ? n
GO 'yG SOUTH.
Express. daily p p IN
Passenger, daily except sunday - a III
Accommodated. ID VS. vzeert sunday. .9. so a IN
For rate. tickets. time tables. etc, apply to
We. fALLEIr. Agent Prescott Wis.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1889-08-22
ALWAYS ON TIME"

There Is uo line s. handsomely equipped for
Through Passenger Service s. "Tha Northwest
ern Line, ST. IT, H. * o. Ry-aud the
Minneapolis, ST. Paul and chicago trains over
this line have better record for reaching either
emf 81 their run con time than those Of any
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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1889-08-22
J. " TEASDALE,
Gen'I Pass. Agent, ST. Paul.

THIS PAPER ..5 se' I, ,i':..
A. y. AHER RQE. oar autlgElLel aseuts
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-11
Simulat ng Death.
From. The Pltt.bura ptspatch

DR.. Tanner. who some years. ago created a
sensation by ais forty days fast, now a serts
that the outward signs OF dea h. as acce ted
and depended upon oy physicians. are all de
crptv', save one, and hat alone is infallibla
He says Il have so disciplined my mind and
body that can tax upon myself, at volition. q
trance state, and while IN that condition | pro
pose 20 be buried, just as a dead p-rson is rdr
narily buried. in a secure, re u arly mad coffin
placed IN a grave five feet deep. which viii be
filled up the earth com pactly put in and
mounded ove-. | snail remain there four weeks,
then be disinterred re iuscitated and fully
restored to the full vigor and strength of my
normal condition. This is not impossible; it is
no new thing" DR.. Tanner expects to have all
his arrangements perfect ID by May >, whlcl
is the day he mentions for the carrying out of
his state / intention.
1t is we'll Snow1 nat the fakirS Of India have
the power OF suspeniing animation. and the
JoUrndi de Medic ne, Paris of Feb = 1899. gives
q very interesting account of the prepGr ous
which the fakirs make before "hberuating"
and it proceeds to describe cases so well authen
ticated as TO be beyond ouestiol where takrs
have been buried for periods var ing from six
weeks to four months. Similar cases have be n
reported from time to time, and it is i'm possible
to doubt their genuilenes.. II we cannot ex-
plain those eases, we can find a host of analo-
Gus facts in the 10 ser animal life, as, for in
stance, the reyyifcaUion of fish ami frogs after
winter passed in ice, the vital resst4ncs of
toads and other living beings ncosed without
nourisument for many years in small, hollow
places etc
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-11
Sne Got the Earth.
From the Detroit Free Pres,

From the Detroit Free Press.
A woman who ha been looking at ITO
Re t. on Second street brought the key back
yesterday noon and said:
Il like the house pretty well, but"
That's all rigat, madam Interrupted the
owner. You were gong to speak about the
nesd of repairing. ] have just contracted to
pay firm So t. paint everything"
That will be nice. | was gong to say"
"ExcuSe ms, but 1 sha have the wooden
fence replaced with an iron one
viii yous And /"
And every room will be repapered in the
most expensive manner, madam I shall put
stained glass into all the front wiz loSs, get
new front doors, build new barn in the rear
ouy more land on each side aud add i've clothes
closets" ...-...
How nice And you"
Il told YOU the rent was $40 per month, bit !
am satisfied the figure is too high 7 shall
re luce it to S25, send my own Re ms to move
you in, pay your water tax, cut the grass for
you. You needn't mine paying your rent in ad
vance but give it to me whenever you nave nc
other use for il.
You are very kind she answered after a
moments thought, ''but--you see--yCu know
promised t. look at anot er house, and I'm a
little particular, you know, and so | am much
obliged "
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-11
The Southern on -es.

Since the beginning of the recolst uction
period the offices in the south have given
republican Presidents more trouble than
these in any other section. There is Away
squabole over them when a re, ub lean All
minlstration comes into power. The reaso
that mo of the prominent republ cans
in the sout are republicans for the office ).
They care very little for the principles of
their party. If it were not for the off ,es
they W uld not bother themselves about the
party to any great extent.
OF course there are not Offices enough for
all of them. ali when tle tine comes for
distributing the spoils they divide to fac
lions, elcA faction strivi q to ge5 tia llo4's
snare The leaders of these factions 60 to
Washington and be gin a reg liar Office
seeking campaign. fore the appoi ltmsnts
are made they succeed in making the Presi-
dent thoroughly disguised with en-
Louisiana has more federal Offices than
any other southern state. Some of them
are very Cd ffices aud pay handsom-
salaries. There are three factions in
Washington at prese 1T trying to get tres
offices. Ole of them is led by ex-Sov.
Warmoth, another by Felix Herwig, and
still ano her by Congressman Cole nan, who
lately left the Democratic party, ard VINO
was elected as an Independent, but who is
now recognized as an out and out republican.
The President has told all of these factions
that he would not rem we any of the demo-
cratic office holders t. make room for re-
pubica IS until the republicans harmo liz ID
their differe ices They do no. make mu h
headway toward harmony because they do
not trust each other, and il the meant me
they seize upon every opportunity to worry
the President.
The President is having pre- ty much the
same experience with the ofice-seeksrs from
other sou ,hern states as with those of
louisiana, but there is not so much heard
abou, it, because the offices being less i'm
portant the struggle for them is less fierce.
1t is understo d, however, that tn, P.esi-
dent has much better idea of the southern
republican leaders now than he ever had
before, an that he is le inclined than ever
to turn over the offices to them. He never
entertai"e very high ard for tler,
and his re gard becomes less the more h :
sees of them. OF cour.e, there are excep.
tions, and il is probable that these exceo-
tlons will be favored at the proper time,
but II Is pretty certain that tue President
viii give the offices to new men, if he can
find su b as are Satisfactory to him. rattle
tnan to those who have made Office holding
a bu siness
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-11
Hayes Grabbed ALI He Could Get.

From the Ne,r York Sunday Neics
a fairly tall man with some gray hairs in his
full beard, and clothes of ba2gy fit entered the
Metropolitan opera house on Friday afternoon,
bent upon seeing the loan collection O Wash
ngton rel cs that are on exhibition there A
stout lady was With him, and aft-r he had
offered his ticket to the do Jr6ee ger ne at
tempted TO pass on toward the staircase that
leads to the exhibition rom The doorkeep r,
keen-eyed chap, who is experienced in his
business, stopped the would be important per-
sonige and told him That he would have to buy
a I cket for bis companion
The man stoppeI a second and, with n sour
frown upon his face sald roug 1ly:
Look at the name on my ticket"
The doorkeeper did so and saw the name Of
Rutherford p, Hayes. IL was an awkward
quaudary for the door6eeper, who at the mo-
ment remembered that only the evening before
Eldridge It. Gerry. the chairman q the centen-
To the exhibition with his daughters an some
friends VINO made the party hunter six in all
and had paid for five tickets before attempting
to enter the house.
But the doorkeeper rather than enter into a
wrangle admitted Mr. Hayes and the lady
thus mourning tae liability OF having to pay for
the extra ticket.
Mr. Hayes passed on few steps until he came
to the stand where t1e descriptive cattlo ues
are sold. He promptly picked up one Of the
catalogues, aud was about 10 ascend the stair
case VIII the lad in charge called out:
Fifty cents for that. please"
do you know who ann Inquired the man
who was once righttully elected 20 te COVER or
of the great commonwealth of Ohio, and who
occupied the white house at Washington for
four years
mo sir. don't" trutbfully replied the boy.
but do know that nobody gets a catalogue
for nothing
Mr. Hayes then showed his season ticket Of
admission. The boy said he was sorry he
couldn't accommodate the gentleman, but be
would he obliged to pay 30 cents for every cat
alogue that was given him 10 sell.
Thereupon Mr. Hayes drew from a vest
pocket the captisa sum ~ T. cents, threw il
down on the boys taDle aud again attempted to
mount the stairs.
TIE uudignhed New York boy was not 20 b.
trihed with that way. He rau out rom behiad
his table aud chased the eN-President hat way
upstairs before ne caught him. Tneu lie tuggsd
on IA ex- Presidents coat "a lls vita viz r.. anl
wit all The crowd tuat was trying 90 reacn the
ex iD,tlon room listening, he cried out Tor the
80 cents that was still hOnOraby due o. hi
Mr. Hayes domurre o. first, but finally
forkei ov the BALANCE Of tue bill payable, aud
W ended a scene tlat several persons character
iyed as dsgraceful, aithou h none recognized
the debtor
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-11
BRIGHT BITS.
FAREWELL TO OKLAHOMA

FAREWELL TO OKLAHOMA
Now there comes painful runor that the Ok
lahoma boomer in no meek and gentle
humor is upon the honewari tracd
He is coming Ger the prairie, a I'D with rich vo-
cabulary blaaphemous aud sanguinary, he
is blazing his way back.
From TIE Oklahoma region, Hoosier. Suck n.
Iowegian. and the rrst. motley legion,
soon you'll see get up AMI DUST
For toe boom of Oklsholn mas Ieer, defunct
aroma 'Tis beyond the stage of coma-it
is now about to bust"
Chicago Tribune.
MRS WrNKs-I see by the paper that the gov
ernmeat has advertised for 1909 pounds of
p rous plaster. What is that forg
Mr. Walks -Goilg to patch up some more
old ships for Samoa, probably Philadelphia
necJrJ
IN 1959.-NIiss Oldfamleigh-That Is picture
OF grendmamma as she appeared at the great
centennial ball.
Miss rveuue-Yes: under ,tand that she
staid until the dance was entirely over, too
1erre hdute Erpre~s
PLENTY OF WARNrH.-Tom-So you've been
married year! Now. say, Gus. honest Iniun,
at first?
Gus-Warmly' She fires up every time open
my mouth.-NsU York Weekly,
HUsBAND-Wife, I wish you had been born
vita as good judgment US /, but fear you were
Wife-You are right Our choice of partners
for life couvinces me that your jud :ment is
much better than mile.-Oa,dtd Word.
MISS PLAENUM-That horrid Mrs. Butte actually
has her phi ,tograpls for sale in the stationerS'
shops: | couldn't do such thing under any
consideration.
Her Bitterest Friend-You haven't the face
to, have You, d arr Terra Hdhte Express
MRS YouNawIFE What is this cloth thing.
George, that looks lie the leg of snrunken
pair of trou -srs?
Mr.. Youngwife-Why. that's my gun case.
Mrs Youngwife-O, yes One of those things
they ca gun breee hes. Huntington Free PreSS
YOUNG MAN lin fashionable restaurant - Ga,
waiter, do You know the difference between a
genuine ho ling swell and one who tries to be a
swell but can't get there?
Waiter-YeS, 5 h. De geIooine howlin' swell
always fees de waitah one dollan; de oider one
only gives up qurtah. He got dollar. Har-
pers B Ear.
FIRST BooxER-You fellows have no cit up
about you at ALL Why doat you have photo
graphs OF your town taken, like we ddf Are
you ashamed Of it,
Rival DO )mer--Naw that amt the reason at
all. want you to understand young Teller,
that our tow don Z stand still long enough to
be photographed Terre Foute Express.
TuAT WASN'T IT.-wife-Oh, Harry, I'm ever
so much obliged to you, my Nv bonnet ca he
UP this after lo0n.
Husband-Did the bill come with it,
Wife (not compre ending - l don't know
whether it was Bill or Tom or Joe. 1t was q
lit fellow with red hair
Hus Gald--Little, Ell? Well, it wasn't BILL
Washington critic.
SEE pr udly>-Indeed. an a splendid shop
per do all the shopping for our family.
He's that sof Why, III ave t get you to
do so ne for me. Tell you what. I'll get YOU to
do the shopping for my wi e when l get mar
ried
s4e-Not much won't do anything of the
kind.
He-O. Won't you
She-Y-y-yes. Philadelphia Inquirer.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-11
TAYLOR VS.. Flipper.

Atlanta is finding some amusement prob
ably in the rather unseemly wrangle which
Charles H. G. Taylor inaugurated by
charging that the college for oolored youth
IN that city was mismanaged. Taylor is
smart, cheeky colored man, who is half
lawyer, half preacher, and something Of a
diplomatist, having teer minister to lii
IBERIA, and nothing gives him SO much gen.
uine satisfaction as a chance to talk and
get himself talked about. He pretends
10 be a democrat and probably he is one,
and for that reason the colored people Of
Atlanta, and of every other place where he
is known, fail to appreciate him either In
his capacity of pre- cher or lawyer. He
seems to be able to get along without their
confidence or friendship, however, and be
seldom fails to improve chance TO show
that he has not the most profound gard
for them.
The Rev. J. Simeon Flipper is another
colored man of Atlanta who is not wholly
unknown to local fame. He has undertaken
to defend the management OF the Atlanta
college against the attacks of Taylor, and,
as be has about the entire colored popua-
ton of Atlanta on his side, he will have tie
credit Of being successful whether be is or
not.
But Taylor is telling the colored folks
some things they don't like to hear, and it
may be that. although they repudiate him,
be will do them more good than the Rev.
Flipper, who seems 10 think that it is his
duty TO confirm them in their errors how
ever Injurious 20 them those errors may be.
The c)lored people as a general thing have
an exaggerated idea of their own i'm
portance, and they have been led by
some Of the white republicans to believe
that the white people of the mort place
them upon the anne plane with themselves.
Taylor ,rys to tel e n that they are m $
taken, a d that the sooner they recognize
their ue psi lon the better 1t will be for
them, because they will then begin earne5t-
ly the work of improving the n>e.ves
Thus far Taylor mas met with nothing but
sueers d jeers and opprobio is cpl bets.
The Rev. Fioper has issued circular in
which be tel TAILOR that he is liar, and
in other ways endeavors to b ing him into
disrepute.
T. Rev. Flipper and the r ". Taylor are
fair implies of the better class of colorei
people 0 is a republican AID the other
Is a democrat The exhibition which they
are now making of themselves is pretty
co elusive evidence of the correctness of
the opinion which TIE white people of the
south have always entertaIaed of the
colored people, AID that is that they are
not vet fit to govern themselves or to as
sist 10 governing others. Even a republca
like ex-Gov. Alcorn, of Mississippi, who
has been prom nent in the Repub lean
party since reconstruction days, lately ex-
pressed the opinion that it would
require many years. probably
centuries, to place the colored people on tae
ulane of civiliza in now occupied by the
white people. TIE Re-. Taylor is under
stood to entertain this view, and il the col
ored people will listen to him. and follow
his advice, they will be har pier and more
prosperous than if they pin their faith to
the Rev, FIJI per,
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index TO new ADVERTISEMENTS

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ExcURsIoN-Annual Picnic Of Baptist Sunday
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LEGAL NoTcE-Public Road Laid from Bay
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a Good Hand.
From the Chicago Ne,rs.

Mr.. Gunsauus telling group OF the bib
Ito mauiacs yesterday that there was nothin /;
so beautiful ia house as a bevy of briglt CHI
dren. Il have very lovely family" said he.
4 hold, as the sinful would say, a bobtail
flush "
whats that" asked the Hon. Charles B.
Farwell, the well-known collector of bibles and
psalm books
We were talking about children, explained
Mr.. Gunsaulus, AN was saying that in our
family we had a bobtail f1ush--four girls and a
boy
Thereupon everybody laughed--every body
except the Sage of East Pearson street.
Mo- said Mr.. Farwell smiling sadly, lit is
evident that 20 have mad no experience in the
ways of the world; otherwise you won not
maze so erroneous an application of terms.
You do not hold a bob tail fius you hold four
of kind-four queens and a jacN--a powerful
good hand, Sir, and l should advise you to stand
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-11

/ The speech of Gov. G rdon on the occa-
sion of the reception given MIN in Elizabeth,
! y. j.. by Drake Zouaves Of that city, on
! tn rsdav night, was rot only a very elo-
quent one but it was also singing rebuke
TO the biatEerskites who, under the cloak
of patriotism and loyalty, are always try wing
to stir up lll-fseling against The south. II
the truth could be got at, it would no doubt
ap- ear that. hose of the G and Army men
wh are so quic to condemn any attempt
TO snow re pect and admiration for the
soldierly qualities of confederate veterans
were camp-stragglers, bou lty-jumpers and
siulkers during the ar.
WDel it was reported during the centen-
NAL celebration taat the colonel of D axes
2 ,uaves had pinned Grand Army badge on
the brea t of Gov. Gordon there was such a
noisy exhibition of liter feeling il counec-
tion with the matter that Gov. Gordon was
not sure that MS life was not in danger, and,
as he SAYS, he seriously nsidered the
ACCESSIBILITY of getti within his own juris-
dicti at once. No eff rt appears to have
been made to find out whether or not the
report was true. 1t was assumed that it
was, and Col Drake was denounced for
furnishing the badge, and a good many
harsh things we Q said Of Gov. Gordon for
wearing it.
tits doubtful ifaay Grand Army men who
mad regulations for courage aad high
type Of manhood during the civil war took
part in the hue cry against Col Drake
and Gov. Gordon, but f any did they were
dou ess heartily ashamed of their conduct
when they gave the matter careful thought,
a particularly hen they were informed
that Col Drake had not prese tied GOV.
Gordon with a Grand Army badge aud that
the governor had rot worn any sucl badge.
During the csAte lnal cela ,ratIon there
appears to have been few northern m IN
who were anxious for an excu e to find
fault with the southern troops that took
part in the cei emon. es. One of these % en-
was Gen. Sherman. He was not satisfied
til he got the statement in tne news
papers that one South Carolina company
did not carry the America flag, and thlt
neither he nor the President returned It's
sa.ute. OF course the generals pur-
pose was to create an impression
unfavorable to the South Carolina
company. He did not seek to fad out
whether there was a satisf ,ctory explana-
ton for the absence of the f G. He as
sumed that the failure to carry it was in
teat onal, and, although he is const lntly l.
sisting that be is the victim of ble malice of
newspaper writers. he at once proceeded to
do thu South Carroll IA company a great In
justice. 1t turrs out, if recent dispatches
are correct, that the company carried ths
flag, but it was so arrang with another
flag that Gen. Sherman did not see it.
GOV. Gordons eech will do him cool In
the north and south. It as imirable in
tone and temper, eloquent and vigorous,
and so put as to convey good essen with
out giving offense. 1t will tend to create a
pub ic sent ment in the north that will
eventually supp ess the blatherskites.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-11
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Made washington's Hair Turn Gray

FROM I uch
Tobias" seid President Washington, ad
dressing Private Secretary Lear. az he arose
from a state paper AMI gazed out upon the
river fro the windog Of TIE franklin house.
how these dancing waves re.nind me OF the
P tomac.'
Alas, sire, do you already siEh for Mount
Vernon asked the private secretary. "lhera
is a nice farm on B Dad way which would suit
you But think rather of the popular enthusi-
asm which has just greeted your Inaugural
ticn."
y do not forget it, Tobias; its memory will
never BE- effacel but tell me. what was it those
Hi ,hla ders we're pa ing on their bag pipes in
the parade vest ArdayY'
That was Hail to tae Chief sire
"A a. muttered the general, y am glad you
mentioned it. But do you know, Tobias, have
BEEN thinking that. after all, it not such a
great thing to be the first President of these
United StatesF"
'Ah, your excellency, would you not be first
in the presidency, as you are in everything
elseT'
NO. Tobias; perceive there are serious
draA backs. Don't you see, cannot turn the
rascaS out?'H
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