Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-11-27

TRIBUNE because IL is Republican
paper. We said 1t. not because we
care q continental whether he adver-
tlses with us or not, but simply tn
show the principle of the man and
his ideas of doing business. Repub-
lican merchants will make note OF
this.
When you ask for Badger soap-see
that you get 1t.
We have known men to get them
selves into serious difficulty by cal
ling another man liar, and it is pos
sihle that such may be the case with
the dry goods editor. With some
people "you are a liar" and YOU are
"a son Of q -" are favorite ex-
pressions, but we have no use for
such words, nor for the man who
makes use Of them.
1t was not because the TRIBUNE is
hurdehed with wealth that the pro-
prietor of the Sun was anxious to
sell his paper TO US, but simply be-
cause he wanted to dispose Of the
concern. OF course we being Re-
publican, had no use for Demo-
cratic paper. Then the merchant
was hired to boom the Sun by blow
ing about its immense subscription
list.
Group, whooping cough and bron-
chitis Immediately relieved by Shi-
loh's Cure. Sold by Fritz Bucken-
tin.
The dry goods merchant who has
been furnishing personal puffs. Gin.
teresting runaways and such like
ingredients tor the Sun during the
past few months, has the gall to give
us instructions how to run a news
paper. Why, the old dolt, he don't
know any more about editing and
publishing newspaper than a grub
worm in II dunghill on the north side
of barn knows about the starry
heavens.
The merchant-editor says the Sun
is the best paper to advertise in, and
to prove that he has the courage Of
his convictions, lie does all Of his adj
vertising in that shining sheet. Why
not? Probably he gets his adver-
Using for nothing, seeing he is editor.
All right. II the merchant editor
can get along without the TRIBUNE.
one thing is dead certain, the TRI-
BUNE can get along without the pat
ronage of the Neutrality-suspicious..
P. A. Mccarthy & Co., Morris,
MIMI, respectfully announce that
they have been duly admitted to
practice before the Interior Depart
ment of General Government. The
General and Local Land Offices and
Pension Bureau. All claims of sett-
iers on Indemnity lands; Contested
claims, or defective entries and
proofs; also claims Of soldiers,
widows aud orphans of deceased
soldiers for pensions or Increase Of
pensions, placed IN their hands will
receive prompt and careful attention.
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Some eight months since the TRI-
BUNE suggested the construction of q
tank at the city we'll, the same as the
one now located there. A short time
after making the above suggestion we
met Mr.. Tewksbury, and in CONVEX
sation with him we both agreed, and
we made the suggestion in the TRI-
BUNE, that it would be a good thing
to have a cistern, a portion of it un-
der the engine house, so that it could
be filled with water from the tank
and used to supply the engine with
out taking the engine out of the
building during severe cold weather,
until it was in readiness to work. OF
course the TRIBUNE very naturally
feels gratitied to know that its sugges.
tons IN relation to the above i'm.
provements have been carried out.
The festive burglar was once more
abroad in the land Monday night
Surveyor Wheaton was relieved OF
something like thirty dollars and @
watch, Miss WhippIe contributed 8
| watch, while J. Berkin gave up the
sum OF two hundred dollars and 9
watch worth fifty or seventy-five
| The strange part of the whole affail
is the neatness and dispatch with
which they did the business. Friend
Wheaton was unconscious OF the
near approach of evil doors until h,
was compelled to 60 out into thu
street to gather in his wardrobe
Berkin was SO utterly oblivious o
the sins of this world that he SLEPT
soundly until eleven o'clock the mex
day. 1t would be hard to convinc
him that his whole family was no
chloroformed, as their usual time 70
rising in the morning Is about sever
o'clock. II the officers know an,
thing, or have any suspicion as t,
who the guilty ones are, they keep
to themselves and 1t is to be hopes
that they are in possession of fact
sufficient to run down some of til
gentlemen Of sin and leisure, VIII,
have visited our immediate neighbor
hood and carried on their nefariou
calling OF late.
Money to Loan on Real Estate
i We have recently completed al
rangements, and are now prepared I
make loans on improved farms a
low rates of interest. Call and sc
us. STEVENS COUNTY BANK.
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A Liberal Offer.