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Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26
SOME RUSSIAN JOKES.
They Arc Very Tame When Compared
with the American Product

The comic journals OF Russia are not
usually remarkable for brilliancy, the hand
Of the censor being still almost as heavy
upon them as in the days OF the Car
Nicholas, Of whom Russian lady Justly re-
marked 70 me, on seeing his statue un-
lighted upon an illumination night: ''That
IS only fair, for he was no friend 10 en-
hghtenment." But every now and then
,ne finds in them a few tolerable jokes, of
which the following are samples:
BOT (struggling in the river)-Helpi I'm
irOwnlngl
Man Qifting out dog which has just been
thrown in)-Excuse me; l consider that. as
,member OF the Society for the Prevention
If Cruelty to Animals, have already done
al that can De expected OF ne.
BEGGAR-PIty a poor woman, madam.
aaye not eaten a mOrsel Of food today
Lady-Ah, my poor creature, we all have
20 suffer in this world. have just been
obliged to give up my opera box.
ELDERLY GESTLEHAS-I can manage this
matter for you, young man, but it will cost
you hundred roubles.
Young Oficer-All right; here's the half
ST hundred rouble bill FOR you, and as soon
as you get the thing done you shall have the
other half
Elderly Gentleman (shocked) - Good
Heavenl 50 young and yet so artfull-
Harper's Magazine.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26
Plainly Marked.

4 Cincinnatian whose .vcracity can ia
relied upon. tells the following iu tie
Enquirer
shortly after Mr. Arthur came 20 tho
presidency the Womans Temperance as
ISOLATION cent % the White H0use a beau
tfl, portrait 81 Mrs. Hayes. which now
adHns the east room. At about that
time I wanted to aoe the president JON
some personal business. and through Che
kind assistance of John e.. Carlisle. se-
cured "a private audience AZ wc were
passinr. with Mr Arthur. from bic public
o'lcc to a more retired room we n1-Iej
a l.g packing caae leaning sFaInst tle
wall ~ tte eouilor upon tae face ~
which wo- Che expTess company brand.
Keep Dry Iao preslieut etorpfd u
fraa ni BE-. smiled pleasantly sa4 touched
Carlisle on fae shoulder. DO voa know
Vhas tnat lsf $50. answered. tle hru.
taosIan. Note tae legend 90 Keep Drf.
-a.l Nr Ar-aar 10 IS Mfs hsya Por-
t.4lt
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26

Sincerely 10 be nitied are the Prusslan
iourters. Their imperial master. follow
in Up his passion for-the ways OF his re-
mote lore'athers, has now ordered that
g.. oo4rt dress II 1701. is 10 be revived.
tea tho court drcss Il 1701. it must b re-
membered. includes that objectionable
feature. periwix london Gl0o0.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26
a Pressing Inritntinn-

A couple Of Irishmen were standing near
a co-ton press in a Texas town watching the
huge bales Of cotton being reduced TO their
lowest numerators and demoniuators, so TO
speak.
Tim, I'd like 70 put ye under that and
squaze the divil out of yez," said one Of
them.
Would ye, indadelr was the reply.
"Squaze the divil out OF yerself and there
would be nothing left."-Texas Siftings.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26

Brown-Who is that seedy LOOKING indi-
vIdua' with the long harp
Jones-That i Starving. the renowned
poet. His great masterpiece was published
in the iast mum Der of ScribbIer.s Magazine
B-cwn-And who is taot wei dressed
gentleman who snu5bed him So unmerci-
o. So
Jone-He is also poet Re writes the
advertisements for Pun scap-Life
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26

Orator Jones - You are horney fsted
working men.
Audience Three cheers for Jones
Orator Jones-And because you are work
iuE- men
Audience -Hurrah Hurrahl
Orator Jones-Aud hence as YOU are ac-
customed 20 toi, you ought TO keep on
worSl0g
Audience - Lynch hlml Lynch him
Texas SftinCs
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26
uls ou.llGraflona

Stranger lto hotel proprietor Have you
8 vacancy anl1D E your vaitersf
Hotel Proprietor Weli. dout know 7
suppose E1t make a place for a ran ~
fne ADDRESS dks sou. Have yea ever lad
ar exper. .ence iu wafiusf
Strange Wei. 7 should sa7 so. sva.ea
thirteen years to usrrr girls anf lsst
wees sue married another la.oee -Judre
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26
MICHIGANCENTRAL

lDaliS- All Others daily except sunday.
Taking effect sunday, july l5. lsss.
hleeping cars run on Paclnc and Atlantic Ex-
presses 10 and from Defroif-ParlOr carr run
on Day Express anc Grand Rapids Eapress 10
tnd from DetToit-Dlrect connections made Al
Detroit with all through trains tast-Tckets
Oh sale AZ Union Ticket once. g. Monroe ST.,
and AZ Union depot.
fRED " BRlGGs, Gent Agt o. Monroe st
Q. V. kuccLEs. O. p. and 7 Agt. Cfr oag0
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26

First Banx Fresl1ent--hy tae porteieotrie
system people 49, be aa.e to travel a. raa
rate - two hundred miles a. ecuf
secani Eahk President hone - shall
have . ne. eEirsd4stos fr-atY WITH Canada
~ 80 tlne Il sas. IN "a eseaslan --sIisla
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26

ia Z sways a. cloudy a. tals In CHI
cagor
II So 70 clouds. sir -
II mean is It always a. sniokvF'
II ser no SMOKE. slr
"heg pardon, s.r. bat ar~ voa olndf~
lSrVl No. siF 4 au fhe smoae "a.
srectcr. sir - Chicago Tr nane
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26
DR.. ELMSL|E & CO..
NORTH WAsHINGTON-AvE..

NORTH WASHINGTON-ANE.,
Corner Of Genesee Avenue. East Saginaw.
I Michifan. DR.. Elsmlie Co. are company
Of regular Graduated Physicians. who have de
voted many years 10 the study OF thfohic'
Nervous and Special Diseases. The PhN-
slcian In charge Of this Ofice is a graduate OF
one of the leading colleges OF the United
States, and is registered In both spheres
a. an NJ. j.. This enables them 20 treat al
private troubles with excellent results. All
sufferers applying 10 them viii receive thel
hSnest opinion of their complaint. No eX
perimentng no Mercury used. They Will
guarantee positive cure in every case they
undertake or forfeit 500. Their reasons for
so doing is this this-where there is no organic
disease. and nothing but an Inorganic trouble.
or. in other words. conglomeraiion Of symp-
toms producing certain results there is no
reason Why IL cannot be removed u the proper
remedies are applied. therefore they guasau-
tee. They wish IL distinctly understood that
they do not claim 10 perform imp0ssibliliieS.
or 10 have miraculous powers thy only claim
10 be skiiliu and successful physicians. thor
Oughly Informed in their speciaity-thr hronlc
aud Special Diseases of Men and Women.
People residing al distance can. By explain
ing their trouble in detail. De treated az their
homes. The course OF treatment VIII not ia
any way interfere with their business. Abso
lutte secrecy in all eases. Charges aderate.
Address Dr.. ELMsLIE & Co. box 503. East Sagi-
nav. Michigan. Offce hours. 10 10 T. a. m. .
10 and 10 p. m. week days only. Rooms
l2and9 Q.
Nj B. Consultation and advice free.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26

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Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26
IAKE sH0FE 4 MIcHIa4Y soUrHERN.

- a AtAA 4 ~ ~ 40
tralh leaves 0ran0 Rapids for AliegEn As
l;l0 H. arriving there at 5.z5
through tickets sold 20 principal nofrfs in
lne Onlted states. Mexico and C11ada az u uiOs
A4SAet oAce 8. J.. rEUrH.
G. p. A.. Cleveland ohio.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26

= pr "a elleAi ine a. detroit aud las lie
So PafiSI cars hcfnern Detroit And 6rana
l,,ll.tf i-tus iesNine Detroit Is b m AID
daily except Sunaas. rains
A ALaQui-T Ticket Agent Depot Gao. W.
~ AsoAs mon Tick Ageuf -t Monroe 81.
Gao. T. SAITH. 6en. Agf-. Grand Rapids N.
A. tAhftATta. lraaic ManaacT J. D. AuLLt-
KFN. General Nanaser
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-26

tfiNt AaiL tinell.an ai : "a funs a4llx
SUNDAYS lDcladea- othsE gratns asfx rnceut
SUNDAY
SHIPPING skD fafluE CAE SFENlcE
Netia ass a.lf ! m trains have
- ~ y ans farlcf tuGz laf kagki iuaR letx
0t- la iiall ass Chaf Ear ano { ) -
tsttl 4aiililun ~IetpIrg Car far Cincinnati
thioase.
m"shssen, Srana hepids a InataaA.
er Alss 81. lY.- 7sos a. Il.lsam b.sBm
tiA ~ .A - a:4a D. e,ts n
hee pt .-.it- -E stan A Aim Qltsf ticket akent
p Asppi er 0. H. Manson { mon ficEei areaf.
al A .nIot-sf
e. l. LorEwoos Gen. PAS. Aren't
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1889-08-31

\ reporter Of The Washington Post has
made the discovery that DR.. Hammond in
vented the idea of having the blinds closed
and the house dark to keep it cool during hot
weather. The doctor told the reporter-and
the reporter, who is not married man and
does not keep house, believed him-that "the
Americans live with everything wide open,
allowing the sun to stream in" Get out; DIR.
Hammond is wise man and has "A great deal
of originality, but the scheme Of keeping the
house closed for GOODNESS is as old as woman
kind. There isn't housekeeper in America
who doesn't have an all summer battle with
her husband-who is of DR.. Hammond's sex
to keep the house dark and cool.
The first thing a man does when he comes
home on hot day is to cry out Good land,
let's have some air in this oven of a housed"
and then he throws open the windows, lets in
q sirocco of heat, clouds of sitting dust,
swarms of pestilent flies and odors of varying
degrees of strength from the whole neighbor.
hood. DR.. Hammond, indeed He used to
keep "open house" just like the rest of us,
for years and years, until some woman
taught him better Next thing you know
Dr.. Hammond will claim that he invented
the method of putting ones clothes over
ones head. The doctor also says If you want
to keep cool you must keep the mind calm
and tranquil" HIN; we see now how the
Hebrew children managed to keep their tenn
perature down to refrigerator point in the
fiery furnace; they simply didn't allow a
little thing like lime kiln in full heat to
trouble them. Anybody can do that.-Bur.
dette in Brooklyn Eagle
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1889-08-31
VALUE OF LIFE AND LIMB.
Ssme Large verdicts Awarded In tAs
United States and Elsewhere.

United States and Elsewhere.
The largest sum ever paid for railroad
damages was in the case Of j. Rosenzweig, Of
Erie against the Lake Shore and Michigan
Southern railway. This case was heard be-
fore the court OF common pleas Of Erie coun-
ty. and resulted in the award and payment
Is, s4s, $50 to the plaintiff. Mr.. Rosenzweig
was man OF middle age, whoseREnual earn
ings amounted to $4,000 or $4,000. He was
put OIL train by the conductor about half a
mile east of Cleveland late at night on the
ground that the ticket he presented was not
good ne saw two other trains advancing
toward him, and in his confusion tripped and
was dragged beneath one of them and Grip
Piled for life. The judge ruled that he was
not a trespasser on the train since il was
shown that he did not know that his ticket
was not good
The greatest award ever paid in the world
was S25O,0o0 TO an English physician, who
claimed that his annual earning capacity was
over 100000. The verdicts abroad are much
more frequen. and OF greater amounts than
in this country.
Railroad spine" is frequent complaine in
England, and very often damages of from
W sANN,uNV uIc a"aihSh ipi uV
disease is occasioned by the joting received
when railway carriage is derailed.
Upon the death Of Canadian blacksmith,
aged IS years, on the Great Western railroad
few years ago, $4,000 was paid to his fam
lily, and the same road paid $4,000 to farm
,r's family about the same time.
A Mr.. Holland recovered $4,000 for inju
ries received in the neighborhood of Chicago
several years ago! He had been in excellen,
health previous to the accident, but was Sc
injured AS 10 be thereafter almost a physical
and mental wreck. A little later an Indiana
man received $50 600 for somewhat similar
reasons
Marked differences may be noted in the
liberality Of judge and jury in various states
of the Union. Pennsylvania's awards are in
general small as compared with New York
or several of the eastern states. Or. Funston
whose yearly earnings amounted to 5000
was awarded $40 900 by an Iowa court for in
jures received that incapacitated him for
work. The Georgia courts have in two cases
awarded a, 700 for the loss of hand and
a, 500 for the loss Of leg. Fifteen thousand
dollars was the verdict Of a Mississippi jury
as damages for broken thigh and pelvic
bone. There have been numerous cases
throughout the country in which $4,000 has
been paid by railroad company for severe
ly shattered leg, accompanied by additional
injuries.
Mrs. Hinton, aged 70 years, who was mar
vel of health and heartiness, was paid s., OOO
by the Cream City Railroad company, OF
Wisconsin, for personal injuries received,
and the courts of the same state awarded
5000 to John Cummings, who had been for
merly healthy and vigorous, but was render
ed helpless for life through the negligence of
a railroad official
The Texas Passenger Railway company had
to pay 5000 to lady of 81 years, who lost
the use of her arm and received injuries to
her shoulders and spine. Philadelphia Rec
ord
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1889-08-31
Programme of La Sale Go. Pomona
Grange. No. 81, =. of II.

To be held in the Grange Hall in Freedom
September 9th and 9th. 1889.
/. Call to order at 10 a. m. by w. NJ.
2. Song by the Grange.
3. Address Of welcome by David Smell
ing.
4. Response by W. NJ. Willmarth.
.. Song by the Grange.
6. Subject for discussion Management
Of the dairy on the farm, including care
feeding and milking of COWS; setting Of milk
skimming and care Of cream; churning
washing, working, sailing and preparing the
butter for the market to secure the best re
suits.
Leaders-Wm. Pool, Mrs. L. G. Douglass
A. C. Barnes, Mrs. V. s. Ashley, Mrs. E
Chapman, Mrs. A. Frances.
7. Song by choir.
s. Reading the declaration of purposes
by Mrs. Q. Bowman.
8. Essay by Douglass Dunavan.
TO- Question-Best mode of rotating
crops to increase the fertility of our farms
David Smelling, G. A. Boswor,h, F. Wheel
err, George Debolt, E. Rowland, C. Nudge
M. Trumbo.
H. Song by choir.
II. Essays by Mrs. Emma Boyd and Mics
Anna o. Barnes.
l3. Informal talk by the Grange, led by
C. n. Rolph.
J. r. SHAVER, Lecturer.
Attest-EMMA NUDGE, Secretary.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1889-08-31

ALI Pearsall is regarded by his friends on
the Produce Exchange as the best story tel
Ter in the wheat crowd. He resides at West
field, n j., and this is what he said Of II
neighbor;
"One of Westiield's citizens hitched his
horse on the main street, shopped around,
talked with the boys and went home. He re-
tired early-but not to sleep. What had he
forgotteni Surely not to take his boots off
no; they were safely distributed in their
usual places There hung his garments 50
recently and cheerfulIy exchanged for the
peaceful white costume Of the night.
Midnight was proclaimed by the sweet
toned bell Of the town clock. One o'clock,
two o'clock Still no sleep. Surely the citi
zen had forgotten something. He could not
sleep. He made up his mind that he would
go out TO the stable and see how the horse
was getting on Helol Somebody had sto-
len his -. No, not as bad rs that The
thing he had forgotten was his horse, and
the poor animal was hitched TO post on the
main street. Verify, an artificial memory
system would be godsend to s0TGe one" -
New York Telegram.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1889-08-31
BURLINGTON ROUTE.
G. A. II. Excursion-One Fare for the
Round Trip.

G. A, Il. ExcursiOn-One Fare for the
Round Trip.
From August 2lst, to 2Sth, 1889, inclu-
sive, the c. B. & Q. r. r. will sell at ha.'
rates, or one fare for the round trip, tickets
to Milwaukee and return from all points on
it's lines, on account of the National G. A, r.
Encampment at Milwaukee. These c. b. &
Q. excursion tickets will be good to return
August 9th to September 9th inclusive; but
by special arrangement, an extension to
September 30th may be obtained by apply
ing, prior to September Sd, to the agent at
Milwaukee having the matter in charge
Between Chicago and Milwaukee the tickets
will be good for passage in either direction
via the Goodrich Line of steamers, the C. VI
s. st. ?. Ry. Tickets and further informa-
ton can be obtained of C. B. & Q ticket
agents, or by addressing P, s. Eustis, Gent
Pass. and Ticket Agt. Chicago.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1889-08-31
BURLINGTON ROUTE.

Through Sleepers Daily to Texas Points.
On and after August IL, 1889, the c. b. "
G. R. r. will run in connection with the Mis-
souri, Kansas Il Texas Ry. from Hannibal a
sleeping car fromChicago to Galveston, Tex,
without change, thus making new short,
daily line between Chicago and Sedalia, Fl.
Scott, Parsons, Denison, Fl. Worth, Waco,
Austin, Houston, Galveston and other points
in Missouri, Kansas, Indian Ty. and Texas.
The sleeper will leave Chicago on the Burling-
tons fast train Eli " at 5 AS p. IN. daily,
connect with c., B. & Q. train leaving Peoria
at 500 p. IN. daily except Sunday and
reach Texas points many hours quicker than
any other route. Through tickets can be
obtained of Ticket Agents of the Burlington
Route and connecting lines. P. S. Eustis,
Gen'l Pass s. Tkt. Agt., c., B. & @, r. r.
Chicago,
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1889-08-31
Rain and Mist.

IN average of five feet of water is est
mated to fall annually over the whole earth,
and, assuming that condensation takes place
at an average height Of 5000 feet, scien-
fists conclude that the force of evaporation
to supply such rainfall must equal the lifting
Of 80, 600, 900 pounds of water 5000 feet in
every minute, or about 800, 900, 100000 horse
power constantly exerted. OF this prodigious
amount of energy thus created very small
proportion is transferred to the waters that
run back through rivers to the sea, and a
still smaller fraction is utilized by man; the
remainder is dissipated in space. New Or
leans Picayune
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1889-08-31

Ottawa had g poor field on Wednesday,
when the Paw Paw nine ran up the score.
Lynch, of La Sale, was engaged to twirl the
sphere, and Lindeman stood behind the
plate. Kennedy and Wells were the battery
for the Paw Paws. The Paw Paw nine went
out in the field in the FIRST and Edwards was
caught out on a high fly. Hawlett then made
base hit and Wells went out on high fly.
Moran got to first and Harper left
both him and Hawlett on bases. When Or
tawa came to bat Borssenin went out and
Farrell an Mickle followed with base hit
each. While Mickle attempted to steal a
base Farrell ran down home and scored.
Nickle being thrown out. Lindeman's out
on a fly ended the first inning.
The second inning got the Paw Paw club
two talles. WEIGH and Smith making base
hits and Miller going to first on balls made
it easy to steal home while Lynch was strik-
ing out Kennedy, Edwards and Hawlett.
o Mera, and Merrifeld struck out Ottawa
while Looney made base hit but lost his
and Lynchs score by being thrown out at
third.
Paw Paw lost her chance in the third by
Wells, Harper and WEIGH going out and
leaving Moran on second. Ottawa found
Kennedy in this inning and before he could
recover, had whacked the ball for six tallies,
Looney, Lynch, and Dinneen closing the
inning with three big O's. In this inning
Boissenn made a three Dagger and Farrell
and Mckle one bag, while Merrifeld got
first on balls
In the fourth Edwards, Hswlett, Wells
and Miller scored for Paw Paw, Smith and
Kennedy striking out and Moran being
caught out on q fly. Boisseenin and Din
neen tailed for Ottawa, but Farrell struck
out and Mickle and Lindeman went out on
first
The fifth was a clean card for both cluI s.
O'Mera striking out and Merrifeld and Loo
ney going out at first. For Paw Paw, Miller
struck out, and WEIGH and Smith went down
at first
Hswlett, Wells, Moran and Kennedy
scored in the sixth, while Harper, Edwards
and WEIGH went out. Boissenin and Din
neen got to first. but Farrell, Mickle and
Lynch we're thrown out first.
The seventh was another cold wave for
Ottawa, Lindeman and OMera striking out
and Merri6eld going down at first. Lynch,
Wells, Miller and Kennedy out, but not be-
fore Smith scored.
The eighth was q perfect slaughter of
batsmen by the Paw Paws, Kennedy strik.
lug out Looney, Lynch and Dinneen. For
Paw Paw, Moran Tailed but Miller struck
out and WEIGH and Smith fell down at first
Boissenip made base hit in the ninth,
but it didn't avail Ottawa anything for
Farrell, Mickle and Lindsman calmly al.
lowed Kennedy to strike them out. When
Paw Paw came to bat Kennedy went out at
first and Edwards on fly to Dinneen. Then
Hawlett and Wells made bsse hits and
scored on Morans two Dagger. Lynch
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1889-08-31
The Ethical View of Protection.

OF course, the effect of protection upon
the morals Of the protected must In the end
be very bad. II has a tendency 10 make
them cowardly, treacherous and grasping.
The fear of meeting outsiders In friendly
competition; the temptation TO make poor
goods when poor goods can be sold for an
unjustly high price; the business of seiz-
Ing the labors Of others and turning that
labor into ones own use-must, sooner or
later, have bad effect on the individual
and the community at large. A man can
not thrive at the expense of other men,
whether those men are his near neighbors
or are living at the antipodes. without being
hardened In his sensibilities and becoming
to certain extent inhuman. The effect
OF protection upon the moral welfare of the
protected is bad; its effect on their mater.
ial welfare Is eventually ruinous.-HUNT.
INGToN SMITH, IN tie Popular Science Mon
THY for September.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1889-08-31

Could scarcely have played such fantastic
pranks had they been subjected to the
many ills so common among the women OF
TODAY. DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
is a legitimate medicine, carefully com,
pounded by an experienced and skiiifui
physician, and adapted to woman's delicate
organization. 1t is purely vegetable IN
Its composition, and perfectly harmless In
its effects In any condition of the system.
II cures all those weaknesses and ailments
peculiar to women, and it is the only med
iciue for women sold by druggists, under a
positiue guarantee from the manufacturers
that it will give satisfaction In every case,
or money will be refunded. This guaran-
tee has been printed on the bottle'wrapper'
and faithfully carried out for many years.