The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-25
STANDARD TOPICS.

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Oscar Krause has been arrested Inn Chi
caRo for Stealing n chandelier from .
church. Most likely he wanted To light
up and 10 around town, like Diogenes,
looking for q IMAM who had never heard of
Cronin.
A Chicago man In Ina luck. He has sued
All ice company for $26 ,Cc0, because a horse
the heRd and turned him into an idiot.
The gentleman can lea.e his dio tn Cook
county for u juryman. and thus make q
good thing ost OF him both why's.
OAiiss Anna T.. Dickinson announces
that she il about to resume work on tlle
stage. just at this time of year the stage
needs Ii. A few days good hard work
Dickinson will have everything looking
all right again.
sJack, the Ripper" In being produced
every night at n Parisian theatre before
large and enthusiastic audiences. II Mr..
Ripper desires to increase his solidity
with the people lac should tax n run over
to Paris some dark night and rip the bow
els out Of the entire
A Berlin physician insists that badness
il contagious, and that IL In spread through
the agency of BARRIERS and by combs used
by several people IN Dald-
headed men are warned never to put their
heads together, and tn distribute thcm-
selves more evenly Trough the thcater
hereafter.
An Alaska correspondent of the New
York Times states that while there ID
plenty of gold in Alaska, il il hard tn get
at. This IL a gentle hint that the cOrre-
~spondcnt dropped all his bundle OH tine
high card the night before, and stands i'm
pressing need of "a draft from the business
Office.
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an exchange, 'wcars into her pulpit q
princess gown of dark fine stuff, the
severe lines of which reveal the perfection
of her tall, lissome figure, and with her
fine head thrown back ansl her dark eyes
glowing, she il the emho<liment of inspi-
rational enthusiasm" We have seen lots
of girls act the same way. II generally
Mapped just as we reached the gate about
IL O'Clock mt night.
The Hon. Chae Kwok Wing, China's
new minister extraordinary and envoy
plenipotentiary to the United States,
brings only two wives with him tn WASH
inQton. The younger IL described rs very
sweet and pretty, with feet barely 2lE
inches long, 80 that she seldom stands
erect, and. when she does, topics over mt
the least provocation. When the Hon.
Mrs. Wing IL introduced to Washington
society sine may take n tumble to herself.
1t il argued by n san Francisco paper
that disease is due to n bacillus, and that
all that il necessary IL to identify the
bacillus AMI discover a suitable germi-
eide. Until the suitable Rermicitlc il dis
covered, there seems tO be no better way
to fight the bacillus than the old-fasll-
toned plan of going over the head several
times n day with "a f~ine-toothed comb and
pinchinR the life out of each individual
bacillus as soon as he IL identified.
The heather rage i'm Salt Lake City he
cause, preadventure. the children of Israel
have got a gait ON and are working verify
the most improved rackets known to the
science of politics.
The Lords Amounted have got up n drum
corps that goes out into City Creek canon tn
make Rome howl. Then secret meetings are
being held through the various wards. and the
saints whGsDp IL up from way back. The cam
paign promises Ia he remarkably hot and heavy,
and IL IL ends without u broken head there will
he cause for congratulatiOn.
These words are not, az might he sup
posed, a verse from the New Testament,
but q passage from the Tribune.