The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
BRIGHT BITS

Two LovERs AT PARTING.-He-Shall you re-
main true to me. my love. TIL l returns
limo.
VIXEN look at the congregation. - said
minister, 4 say. Where are the poOrS When
the collection comes TO be counted 1 say,
Where are the richf ''-LorsdO1l Rare Bits.
BoY-I would like TO have permission to be
absent for half an hour
Teaeher-Certainly, Tommy, but be sure to
fags
War profession can boast of the greatest
number Of starss"
Il give IL up
"Bootolack. At any rate they all shine
PtttsoUfg Dispatch
JosEs-I understand that Miss SweIIby is way
up in matters Of dress
Brownies: SIZE was at the reception last
evening and was more above her costume than
any other lady there.-BurltngtoH Free Press.
A DASeERoUs EXPERIMENT Antique
School teacher'-What does White spellg
Class-fNO answer.
Miss Antlque-What is the color Of my skin:
Class lin chorusp-Tellow.-Ne York Weekly.
McCoRKLE-Iwas surprised to hear that you
had taken a German course MeCrackle.
heCraekie-A German course! Who told
you:
guaze will be Of great benefit to you.
icCraekie--I.a1gn nothing! What l took
was lager and limburger
CHARLIE stayed pretty late last night. didn't
he, Liz asked sister Kate the next morning
Yes, said Ia. sieepiiy. I'VE were irving the
pigs in clover puzzle ill nearly IL O'Clock -
And did you get the pigs in the pen, Lls'
asked Kate eagerly.
NO, we dld.f't; but got my finger in his soil
taire diamond ring -SomerUiLle Journal
Mr.. SLICK dnnncentlyi-I never went home
drunk IN the whole course Of my life.
Dir. COl1Wafer tcOngrdtu!atOrVl-A6 fhat.S
good I'm glad 70 hear 1t, and hope you never
will.
wagon is on duty some night and a strange cab
driver gets onto me- Washington Critic.
81 SHALL not marry Miss Croesus, after all,
announced young Bjenkins sadly Her family
seems to oppose the match too much"
Hang the family, exclaimed asympathizing
friend. go in ana win, Bjenkins, Just the
same. What do you care for the family's
opinion, so long as the girl is wiIling?'
That's just It. > explained Bjenkins. still
them. "-SomeyV Journal.
REAL ESTATE AGENT nope you viii take
this store. You'll find this good neighborhood
for an undertaken.
Undertaker-rm afraid to risk it.
MS sickly neighborhood, SIR"
''And great many doctors about"
"That's good. Still I'm afraid
And no end to the boarding houses"
A SHINING ;ExAapLE.-Parson-You are a
| total abstaiuer, believe, Mr.. Flint
Farmer Skintiint-Yes, sir, 1 be. l never
| tasted liquor but once, and that was to the
county fair twenty-three years ago. Hez Haw-
buck treated me three times that day and
got jest dizzy enough to let some scamp pass
| lead nickel on me. When | found that out, l
| says TO myself You've had enough an l
| amt fetched drop sence, nor amt a-going
| ter!-Ihe Epoch.
SECRETARY OF THE NAvY.-Say, what time
| should plant tomatoes? I'm starting a gar
| den
| Secretary of Agriculture-Hanged if know
| Ask che Secretary Of State. He has garden
| at home, believe. o! by the way, my folks
are anxious b. have yacht, but don't know
whether to get centerboard or not. What do
you think about ity
/ Secretary Of the Navy (meditatively)-We a
| centerboard might do, but | should think the
bottles would b less likely to upset if kept in a
| sideboard.-Nelo York Weekly.