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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27

There are over 500 hotels in New York
city, with total capacity Of at least
$780, 900, which range from the $7-a-day
places in the fashionable quarter to the
S1-a-day establishments down town in
the business quarter.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27
IT'S sad 10 see a wor

It's sad TOT see a woman growing old before her
time
All brOken-dOyn and hopeless when life
should hold its prime;
She fesls herself a burden when blessing she
should be
And ongs for death 10 bring her release from
misery.
II these poor, Discouraged women who suffer
from diseases peculiar TO women could only
low that health c)ald be r. slin / by the uss
Of DR.. Pierce's Elvo lite Prescription how eag-
erly they would hasten 10 avail themselves OF
II. They Dug It TO know Il, and try 10. Every
woman who Is still healthy ought to be told
lb1ut the wonderful vi tao Ia tn 8 medicine
aud unders and that 1t Is a IfesIauJ a ainst
the rribIe disc ,se3 com non to her sex. Ills
IHlr n'eef TO give satisfaction or IA jney pa d
sor It will bc refunded.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27
NEW ENGLAND NEWS.

Arthur Thompson Of Warner, Y. H., has
evaporated this fall G0OO bushels of apples.
James McCauley was run over and killed
by the cars near Springfield, Mass.
Nearly 5000 has been subscribed for the
general hospital building project at MARI
boro, Mass, and it has been decided by tie
in charge of the matter to petition
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27

These Pills are scientifically compounded,
uniform In action. No gripping pain so COM
monty following the use Of pills. They are
adapted to both ad Its aud children with per-
feet safety. We guarantee they have no cQaal
In the cure OF Sick Headache, Constipation,
Dyspepsia, Biliousness; and, rs an appetizer,
they exccl any other preparation.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27
3, rrsom. ;ue Paradise of Farmers.

4, IuaUIp INNATE, certain aud abundant
D Ltst tuii gTnin, grass and stock country
&c The world FL information free. Address tho
y eson immigration Board. Portland. oregon.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27

Wash NC powd rs are strong alkalies, and
ram clothes Tho pureSt soap obtainable is The
best ard cheapest DoHbnss Electric Soap
has been ackuOwled- cd for 24 years TO be the
purest Of al. Try it right away.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27
sion Rcmnrh- c1nn

The opossum is said 10 have practically
disappeared from american game.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27

Ifaficed with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thomp-
sons Lle-Water, Druggists sell at 25c per bottle.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27

Cleanse the liver, stomach, bowels and whole
system BY using Dr.. Perce's Pellets.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27

.noke the best-"T ansills Punch Cigar.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27
TON ght and Tomorrow Might,

Wheat is now the bread corn of twelve
European nations.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27

sure GRIP z''s ss$ $F & $s $as
Fulton Iron & Engine Works, Detroit. MIC
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27
tiiIberPs Dress Innings

RmsEEEH HABIT. Only Certain aud
EH%kHk kEN eusy CURE in the World. DR.,
va sSsEvs j. l.. STEPHENS, Lebanon, 0
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1889-12-27

u0ME STUDY. Book keeping Business Form,
HUHlL Penmanship, Arithmetic, Shorthand ETC.
thoroughly taught by MAIL Circulars nee
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27
Il Had No Terrors for Him.

$50 this Is my claim, IL it?" mused
the newcomer. "My good man. l
don't wish TO put you TO any trouble
bu, you're on my patch OF ground"
II am. hey?n said the ficrce-loohing
Oklahoma squatter. "My friend. dye
see that Enclosure staked off thar the
other side Of the cabine Wen, that's
my private buryin' ground, an it's
full o. fellers that thought they he'd u
claim on this ranch
II sec IL, replied the visitor, care
lessly," sand &c doesn't scare me any.
/ umpired ten baseball games Ia
Detroit last year." he added, with a
Capacious yawn.
''For heavens sake, mister.H ex-
claimed the squatter, his face turning
frightfully pale and his knees knock
ing together, give me five minutes to
pack up my traps and light out -
Chicago Tribune.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27
A scrIntnrnI Exposition.

Says Scotch clergyman: An elder
was reading and commenting upon the
thirty-fourth Psalm, aud the book be-
ing printed In the old style, when he
came TO verse thirteen he read;
keep thy tongue from evil and thy
tongue from speaking guile" He read
10 'spealSing girls, and then remarked
by way OF exposition; 1T Is evident
from this passage that Scripture does
not absolutely forbid kissing, but as
In Christianity every thing is TO be
done decently and In order, we are
here encouraged by the passage to
choose rather those girls that take IL
quietly and not those that squeak
under the operation
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27

outsells all other blood and liver medi-
cines, since it possesses surh superiSe
curative properties as to Warrant lie R&a-
ufaeturers in supplying il to the people las
they are doing through druggistsl under
conditions such "a no other medicias il
sold under. viz: that it must either benefit
or cure the patient, or the moasy paid foe
it will be promptly returned. Il cures all
diseases arising from deraneed tiver, OF
impure blood, as biliousBess. ''Evsr con
plant" all skin and scalp diseases. salt
rheum. letter, scrofulous sores and swei-
lings, fsver-sores. hip-ioint disease and al
kindred ailments
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27
Four negrees I'M prnnkenness.

There are four degrees Of intemper-
cnce, and before finally gave up
drinking l had taken them all. The
first is the lamb degree. This Is taken
by men who drink simply for soeiabil-
ity. and Is usually OF mild nature.
The second is the monkey degree.
When man takes this degree he usu-
ally can tell better story and amuse a
larger crowd by his pranks and antics
than he can when in his normal condi-
tion. The third is the lion degree.
When a man is inflated in this degree
he becomes bold aud disr egards every
ones will but his own. He beats his
wife and wants 20 fight his neighbor
When he is admitted TO the last degree
he becomes like hog Sam Small.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27
KING MCPHERSON.
He Took Possession of an island
and Hanged Three Subjects.


A very pretty little story. which
promises 10 develope into an interest
ing trial, comes TO Washington from
Alaska. II is to the effect that about
three years ago a man named McPher-
son sailed from San Francisco and
eventually landed on one of the Allen
tian islands. of the coast OF Alaska
Mr.. McPherson's entire outfit consisted
OF "A suit OF clothes, an American flag
aud cheek enough for regiment, to-
gether with paper purporting to have
been signed by Attorney General Gar
land, appointing him United States
commissioner.
As soon as he landed on the island
he raised the American flag with a
great deal of cerimony. took command
OF the 600 natives and compelled them
20 address him ms liking" Mcpherson.
Each season he eNacted heavy tri-
butte from the natives. and altogether
he seems 10 have been having lovely
time.
Things went along very smoothly
for him until a few months ago. when.
the report is, he had some difficulty
with three OF his subjects, aud, fearing
that there might be mutiny, he de-
termined 20 dispose of all those who
did not bow to his authority with good
grace. He arrested the three, tried
them by court martial he himself
composing the court and sentenced
them to be hanged. He carried out
the sentence.
Somehow or other the report OF Nc
Pherson's rule reached the treasury de-
partment, and special agent was sent
TO his island to investigate the matter.
This agent recently reported the facts
TO Secretary Window substantially as
they are stated above. Now II is said
that revenue cutter win be sent e
the island for the purpose Of arrestinp
Mcpherson. II Is the intention Of the
authorities 10 bring him TO San Fran.
cisco and to try him for murder. New
York Press.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27
Slow Promotions,

A suggestive fact connected with the
new Army Register Is that Il shows no
Tower than ninety-slx first lieutenants
on the active list who have service in
civil war TO their credit The rank
aud pay OF first lieutenant are not an
enormous remuneration for the length
aud value Of the service whic b some OF
these officers have rendered. The re-
tised list shows also thiriy-eight first
lieuienauts who have seen war service
aud while the causes OF retirement
have been various, yet they include
some compulsory retirements for age.
Only year or two ago occurred the
retirement Of a first lieutenant at the
age OF "a. on course these exceptional
cases result from the fact that some
volunteer officers received commissions
In the regular army after the war when
already some considerably advanced In
years. and also on-commissioned Off
GERS averaging older than the Military
Academy graduates have been made
second lieutenants. But whatever the
facts, Il Is remarkable that with the
war quarter Of century in the past
there should be nearly hundred Off
GERS in our little army who served IN
those campaigns and are still on the
active list without having reached the
grade OF captain. EX,
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27
pooy xssepts's Chance.

ne ysars ago city missionary was
ing one OF tlae parks in New York
IL Sabbath day and said, TO a lad,
at are you doing here, breaking
Lords aaYY You ought - be at
eli aud woTals3pping God instead OF
ling zhe Sabbath in this way" The
lid III Ills rags booked up atthe city
onary assd eaid: "Oh, sir, it's very
foF sou III talk thnt way, but God
% that we poor chaps aint - no
ae.
u msssysssu esss neegns to be growing that
"a United States the time has ar
Waan sle poor chaps don't have
inil0e.
era Ii sosua srnth in it. The poor
| ok siant oHk from making q hyeli-
issa aIsa gaslf Between riches and
fsY eont;nually grows more difficult
sgosa. An tho country becomes
| INV ssppnIatesS Keen business compe-
decreases the chances for accumu-
wealsla by ordinary business
0gga.
/ tsse sanas conditions vastly inn
tile cEaMees for great success TO
MIao pau strike out in new paths,
nrniasl something TO the world that
Is cAunof.
lac merit, lii n0mmodity or ability,
lin easily and with grand results in
Dnngry. ii f'aa masses can be in-
4 III xnengnlxelk. This recognition
slsy BIZ accomplished by what are
times siseeEingiy alluded to as adj
MB@ meAlansaa
sN4 !. x..s.sxsss14.sss euaeaaa haa ~
IA il.a thorough Introduction 10 the
| III tsso sasaraia OF that wonderful
III FOR kidney disease Warmers
Cure Hon. n Warner first came
pw Of lsM curative power by being
Fnsl 10 health from what the doc
srDnunneed d fatal kidney tronblo.
,neIssie1 the world ought 10 know
Aslsl iii kAaa ken years since he began
= auilfaetnfA be has spent millions
! liars in naearsising the Safe Cnre.
| 1neslfAA laws been ingenious
times. gseflsafsa, open 10 criticism,
hey lsad ssunp0se, which has been
MsgksNheA.
mark liz never would have Sc.
Il luuk fold w.sarn 10 the vast sums
&Klsmmsled IL sAsN real merit Of the
alF lsad MOI boon fully proven "a
= silllous % people reached by lis
sias as@nta.
"a years 81 Increasing success o!
slesfs Safe gafe Is due. first. 10 in
elsi and pleasing advertising, by
- tite rS0fsIe were made acquainted
.tlie remedy Second. 30 the true
81 sksa rsssssNdy, proved 10y actual
inasNss. NisNwiuW IL 10 be the unly
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27
NAPOLEON AT ELIZA.
The Great conaueror's Reign over
That Little island.

hhah LithtG tEtaAhs
The scene OF Napoleon's landing at
Porto Ferraio was curious one. He
had taken the municipality by surprise,
so that the proposed decorations and
triumphal arch were incomplete.
Eighty pounds sterling hal been voted
for these preparations. AMI the council
had also decreed that g40 should be
expended in the purchase OF suitable
furniture for the palace wnicn WAS set
apart for him. But, IL their means
were small, the Elbaus' hearts were
warm. Napoleon was met on the mole
by the mayor and corporation. the
vicario, and other clergy.
The people crowded around the
harbor and waved bunting from their
win lows. The keys Of the city were
offered him in silver dish by the
mayor. He did not touch them with
his fingers. His troops then escorted
him through the little piazza OF white
houses with green jalousies. now
known as Piazza Cayour. into the
adjacent piazza (YittOrio Emanuele)
W OiiI NAAN VI NNANh ~ thN lAAAh AAhNAf
cathedral OF the city. Here Tie Deum
was sung with enthusiasm. Napoleon
stood throughout the function, with
bent knees and a iar-away look. He
was afterward presented with a map of
the island. Then he lunched. mounted
his white horse Tibertin. and rode out
Of the battlemented little town TO see
something Of this residue OF this great
empire.
The yicariO's vision OF the opulence
that was 10 come upon Rlba with the
emperor was Elusive. The revenue Of
the island, all told. was only 3S7 900
francs OF this. as soon ms the figures
were before him, Napoleon devoted
2OO, 600 francs TO public works. such AS
roads aud Notifications. The balance
was little enough for the maintenance
OF court and several hundred soldiers
oi, the old guard who had followed him
into exile. BY the treaty 81 Foniaine-
bleau Hn annual allowance Of 1000, 600
francs was allowed TO him. But he re-
ceiyed not franc Of this. and had he
not carried with him a sum Of 3. 400, 0lO
francs be would have been at the
mercy Of the Elbaus for the means Of
| tAlHhENAf's ~ ~ War nc AAu AhA EhN
out his funds very iudiciously. Had
his mother kept the bag the Elba
establishment might have held out for
two or three years instead OF less than
one year and Waterloo be postponed
/ Daring the first few months he sell
don passed child or peasant Ia the
road without brief inquistorial chat.
which ended In the gift OF a couple OF
gold pieces. lie gave ragged boys
money 10 buy clothing. and little girls
uapOleons IN exchange for flowers.
Such lavishness could moi last Rcirench.
ment had 10 be the order Of the day.
Thus, al length, the worthy. astonishcd
Elbans found such burdens Of taxes
laid upon them ms they had never
dreamed Of A. Capoliyeri, indeed,
there was a revolt The people en-.
tronchcd themselves In their village
and took up stones OF resistance
against the tax collector $50 Capoli.
veri wants 10 make war with metz ex
claimed Napoleon. with brisk air,
when he heard this, But, upon reIec-
tion, Capoliveri yielded 10 the bidding
Of the victor Of Marengo. Cornhil
Magazine.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27
LanrhahIe BIunders.

Typographical errors, like the poor.
we have always with us. Until re-
Gently there was said to be nc typo
graphical errors in the Bible. But
lately several have been pointed out.
A company OF scientists once tried TO
issue book without single typo
graphical error. Proof was read and
re-redd scores OF times, but when the
book was published a typographical
error was discovered on the title page.
Below we give few of the amusing
errors:
A Philadelphia paper, several years
ago, wished 10 announce that "Hop.
Mr.. will address them asses" etc.
The conductor OF a religious paper
was yexed because. when he quoted
the line, Love lies bleeding" it APP
peared "raw rice pudding"
Advertisements furnish many lndi-
crous mistakes A prominent mer-
camille house In New York desired TO
bring 10 the knowledge OF the public
the fact that it had for sale large
amount OF brass hoppers such as are
used in coffee mills Brass hoppers"
was printed grass hoppers.
''Old hats made new, while you wait
for twenty-five cents. " was the adver-
tisement of repairer OF gentlemen's
head gear; and he was greatly surpris-
ed when one OF his patrons. on re-
ceiying a hat which had been made
new said, II am in somewhat OF a hur-
ny, and will take the quarter now, If
you pleased"
Ra.s fnllA..,nl H..
''ad.' was properly punctuated before
It again appeared.
Her chest tones are full and
prominent" wrote critic, concerning
a celebrated canfatice. The compositor
and proof reader were not versed in
musical nomenclature. and the I'M
fortunate outcome of their direction
was, Her breast bones are full and
prominent
OF new minister, whose favor he
desired TO secure 20 himself. an editor
said. "Iie is a most venerable sample
Of antiquity" To this consideration,
in print it read. HE is most veneer.
able sample OF iniquity."
One line Of poem, dedicated 10 its
authors lady. was. 81 kissed her under
the stars" His feelings can better be
imagined than described, when he saw
IL transformed into, II kicked her un.
der the stairs.
Another poet intended to say ''See
the pale martyr in a sheet OF iirer' The
types made him say, ''See the pale
martyr in shirt on fire."
Il offer my most respectable shanks
10 all who have honored me with their
patronage, read a dancing masters
card to the public.
May they always live in peace and
harmony is the way in which q
marriage notice should have concluded
The happy couple must have felt de-
cidedly uncomfortable when they saw.
MAY they always live on peas and
hominy, in the announcement Of their
I nuptials.
Noticing the applause ELECTED by the
remarks of speaker al public meet
| ing in England. party organ said
THE air was rent with the shouts OF
three thousand people. - Yankee
! Blade.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27
Rome Was Not Built in One Day.

Rome Was Not Built in One Day.
This beautiful saying may be COM
pared with our every day life; though
we expect 10 do great deal in one
day, there are many things that re-
quire years for their completion. /
shall relate, briefly, a few examples
that may arise from this proverb.
A farmer can not reap the reward of
his labor In one month. but month
after month he must toll i'm his broad
field 10 bring forth the harvest that he
is looking for in the future. The first
thing he must do is TO prepare his
ground for planting; the second, he
must have sufficient seed to SOW it.
Then after the little plant has made its
appearance through the ground. he is
not ready 10 leave il for it must be
tenderly cared for and il it happens TO
get destroyed ii should be replaced by
another one as soon as possible.
Neither can student accomplish all
ia one term but be must earnestly
labor for years. aud then he does not
know all. II takes many terms TO
complete just one branch, though after
three or four years of close application
OF the mental powers to this work. as
il may be termed, one may have very
fair knowledge OF several branches
and teach them, but still there are
many unleArned points that would be
very beneficial II known.
A minister docs not expect TO convert
every soul in one nights labor, but by
constantly preparing his sermons and
delivering them 10 the people, he al
last sees his reward. for he has made
them TO see clearly that which has long
been obscure 60 them and they come
llocking in TO have their thirsty souls
satisfied by hearing and receiving the
word of God. "They come as flock
of sheep gathering around their mas
ter's feet 10 be fed.
We can not live our time out in one
year, but we must live our allotted
time and be preparing for the grave at
the same time.
As we are thoughtlessly climbing the
hill OF life we never stop to think of
what is coming in the future, or look
back over our past record, but we
tread swiftly onward until we have
mounted the top; then, we begin to
think, we wonder what Is coming and
try to study out some scheme that will
bring us a reward after we have COM
pleted our life's journey, At last a
grand and sublime thought Of a Gre
tor. who in plying care is taking a
record of our sad conditions comes to
our mind, then we resolve to follow
him the remainder Of our days and with
a slow pace we begin the decension OF
the hill with more courage than we
crossed 1t. AS we begin its downward
slope, we can see dimly III our imagi.
nation resting place for our weary
bodies marked out and as we near It's
lodging we are made 10 realize that
all has not been In vain and that II also
takes moro than one days journey to
10 reach Heaven.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27

a sAfaas csasa9m 7.#eEcs. Mara
6 r. 4. , Heos. 81 thia city. was the
/. sMte hhldes al @ns- twentieth Of ticket
] D.spe Ia shs April drawing OF the
laua state s.ntsesy which drew the
/ capital praHa % 100000. lie
ILL., slshes wish tho Capital State
81 xAekzon 1or collection. and
Mbsls ssxassed hA# share Of the prize.
u.
(. Hoes says BE- has been regular pa.
4 sssa GsouaalmnA State Lottery Tor
"A i've ynasgss imvcating a iew dollars
> dxa~fnx. HE pnrrhassd his tickets
irosA n 4. nAsphin. New Orleans,
noos " = barber BIZ trade and IL a
os fasFm@ay he has been thirty
FeaFs IN fAsa eunhtry, and has long
~ snake i wl@lt 60 the old country.
h'a lEmlkes in4ans would not per.
! His Keod EAsknnr enabling him TO
the ssips isa ssBR lmst Tuesday Tor Ills
iaHsi. alter remaining abroad n
!. sntIsa bs ! Es&s Is go return 90 Jack.
4 II smssat aaa uA~ncy in real estate.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27
His Fear Relieved.

Mr.. Crumps-lf should die, Jane,
don't lot me be buried alive, will you?
Mrs. Crumps-No, won't II you
should die. John. promise faithfully
that you shall not be buried alive. =
Chicago Herald.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27

Take time by the Iorelcck ere that rasp
ing hacky cough OF yours carries yeu
where so many eonsumptiwes have p~s
ceded you; lose no time. bat proe@rs a
bottle OF the rational remedy fOc lang and
bronchial diseases, SCOTS Emulsioa q
Cod Liver Oil with Hypophoaphites- II
will cure you. Sold by all Druggists
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27

$500 reward for an incurahas case OF
chronic Nasal Catarrh offered By the man-
ufscturers OF DR.. Sage's Catarrh Rsassdy-
80 cents, BY drnggistA.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27

Demosthenes. the Grecian orst0E. cared
his stammering by having hia mouth fui
OF pebbles. and many are the modern ora,
tors who have cured their hoerseaess by
an occasional dose OF DIR. BaA's Cough
Syrup.
Whatever tends to increase ssesuiasaa,
by banishing pain and suffering, viii csc
tainly secure notice and approval We
allude to Salvation Oil.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27

Coal Magnate-"M Ny dear, I eoalda't
sleep last night
Wife-"No wonder; the Fo0m wns
terribly warm"
Eyes, the room was warna, but Eila<
wasn't what was the matter. My esa-
science troubled me-"
"Eh?"
Eyes. / got thinking of all the poog
people in the world, and what q bard
time they had TO get &lOag and !
couldn't help thinking it wwa q pity
they had to pay 80 much for thinGG.S
yes"
Eyes; and firmly resolved that with
Heavens help I'd reduce the price oa
coal twenty-five cents ton before the
Fourth of July-but / gueas may be
fifteen cents will be enough New
York Weekly.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27

new dlnsaaM cars on the Union
7 soIi& yeseatuled trains from
\ g Densek. aith meals at 20
fcsslHs tlsAt already unsurpassed
J ainsply fseFfses.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-07-27

ia are slnuhsgml @s TO the uHc Of Dob.
sleettle NoMps and cannot accept the
nee - millions Tho nse II, after the
~ it ismn been on the market. one
ia e@n*lne@ swsA A. your grocer for
u 80 Anaskallkn.