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Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

His pills as thick as hand. grcnudes new,
And where they fell ~ certainly they slew
was said Of one Of those ignorant
doctors in ~ early times, who
might well have been called the
ald-de-camp OF death. The sufferer
rom the scrofula, with sores ~ bad
as Jobs, need not now curse the
dav he was born, for Dr. Pierco's
Golden Medical Discovery will re-
store health aud beauty, appetite
aud strength Especially has IL
manifested it, potency in curing
saltrheum, tettcr, boils, carUuncles,
sore eyes, scrofulous sores and swell
ings, hip-JOint disease, white swell
lngs, goltre or thick neck, aud sn'
larged glands.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25
Rueklan's Arnlea Salye.

The best salve in the world ioI
cuts, bruises, sores. ulcers, SAT-
rheum, fever sores, letter chapped
hands, chilblains, corns and all skin
eruptions, aud positively cures pile;
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
TO give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price % cents per box.
For sale by Daniel J. Fry, drug
fae
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

Communion Tickets al twOcents per
mile on s'ieIsi stations having agents.
Cgunecii0n N 80. Angrl with Stages fGf
and rom Wilh1it Mineral rprinss and nf
Me.glburn Wlth southern facihc Company
tr,,.u. G5f and frunl Portland, Og
CHAS. -. SCOTT, lterriNer.
General once, y W Cor. First and fine,
Portland, Oregon.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

The Sovereign grand lodge of l. o.
O. F., in session at Columbus, Ohio,
have amended the constitution so as
to allow state and territorial grand
lodges to make laws disqualifying
liquor sellers from membership.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

The French government has apol-
ogized for the arrest of Mrs. Van
Nortrand, an American lady, at
the instance of a Paris dressmaker
with whom she had dispute over
n bill.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

This is the season of the year
when the raw, cold winds create sad
havoc with the hands and complex
ion. Soft white hands and a clear
Hpeachy' complexion can be as
suredly preserved by the frequent
application of Dutard's Specific. III
rubbed into the skin well it leaves
no greasy surface. The skin
absorbs it. Sold by ID. w. Mathews.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

Seeley Hopins, at Phillipsburg'
n. j., yesterday shot and killed his
wife and mother.in-law and then
made an unsuccessful attempt on
his own life. Repeated quarrels
led to the murders.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

nor SALE.-A FARM OF 80 ACRES
L all under fence and cultivation, in the
best range country of Eastern Oregon.
The best chance ever offered for a man TO
engage in stock raising. For particulars
call on or address
VII. BYARS, Salem, Oregon.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

1t should be generally known that
DIR. Henley's Dandelion Tonic in,
sures hearty appetite and increased
digestion, dispels nervous depression.
and low spirits, overcomes lack OF
energy and wakefulness and will IN
fuse new life and strength into the
weakest invalid. Sold by ID. w.
Mathaws
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25
FOR SALE
EOR SALE-Thoroughb Irish Setter
L Dog; one year ord: well trained; In
quire AT Capital Journal office.

NOR SALE Eleven head of hogs, twelve
L head of young cattle and five tirst-class
milk cows, one good work horse. Inquire
of L. q. Mintow, 203 Commercial street.
Salem, or at my farm three and half
miles south of Turner.
JOSEPH WOCHTENHAUSEN.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

a A. R.-Sedgwick Post, No. 10, Depart
u. ment of Oregon, meets every Monday
evening at the hall over the Oregon Land
company's office. Visiting comrades ara
cordially invited to attend.
A. w. DRAYGER, Post Commader.
b. +. SoUTHwICK, Adjutalt
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25
FOR SALE OR LEASE
WANTED.

NTANTED-By a young married man of
w business attainments, position as
book-keeper, clerk, hack driver, or in fact
any place of trust Address Thos. W..
Mutt Salem. Good references.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25
SOCIETY NOTICES.

OLIVE LODGE No. Is, |. o. o. F., meets
" in Odd Fellows Hall up stairs. Corner
Commercial and Ferry streets, every Sat
urday at 7:30p. m.
j. 7. GREGG. JAS. WALTON,
Secretary. N.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

XNTANTED-A boy or girl in every school
w in America as correspondent and
agent for the only youths newspaper on
the Pacific coast; liberal pay. Address.
sending stamp, "The Young Californian
San Franc is 20. 9.24t3
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

Pnt % Flght-AerYousnesa and indigo
ton hy Wnghrs Hop Celery ana ,hnmp-
mile Bitten. A healthful stimulus. aud
and iuvisorai.ns. sold by
II. W. Cox.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

7 ]. SHAW, attorney at law, Salem, Ore
d. gon, Office upstairs in the Patton
block
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

DHYSICIAN.-MRS. DIR. NJ. E. MCCOY.
physician and surgeon. has located
and taken rooms over squire farrar
grocery store. Chronic diseases a spec
ialty. Consultation free. lZ2idw
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

His pills as thick as hnndgrenude. hew,
A nd where they fell ~ certainly they slew
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

l.. S. SKIFF. MARK 3. SklFF.
IT s. SKIFF & Co.-Dentistry.-Pain
4. extraction ofteeth with new process.
Also gold crowns made and set. Brick
dental office near opera house, Salem, Or.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25

w p. WILLIAMS, STENOGRAPHER
w and Typewriter Copylst. viii make
reports of trials, ETC.; copying on type
writer accurately and neatly done. ONCE
over A. T. Yeatons furniture store, Com
mercial street, Salem.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-09-25
THE YAOUINA ROUTE,
OREGON PACIFIC RAILROAD

And oregon Development companys
steamship line. ~ miles shorter, 70 hours
less time than by any otneI route. First
class through passenger and freight line
nom Portland and all points in the VIII
lamette valley to and from san Francisco.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30
A QUERY.
what .. Subscribe" Would Like to Knov

Wna6 :" suDecr1Der Would Like to Know
We have recently received letter from
one of our well-known subscribers upon a
subject which we prefer to publish for the
perusal of our readers, anticipating that in
so doing some one will relieve US Of the re-
sponsibility of answering Subscriber'sn
questions. Here is the letter:
" Ny Dear Editor:-For several years past
I have been the recipient of several pam
phlets issued from time to time by Messrs
H. Il. Warner q Co., of Rochester, N. Y,
which, in addition to containing an exten-
sive treatise upon kidney disease, its orr
gin, usual symptoms and growth, also in
cludes numerous testimonials from parties
whose fac-simile signatures are attached
thereto, attesting the statement that they
have been individually relieved by the use
Of Warmers Safe Cure, which is prepared
by the above firm, for the use Of persons
50 afflicted. Now, MIR. Editor, l would like
to know if the statements made by those
parties who testify to the great good which
Warmers Safe Cure has done them, can
be relied upon. They seem honest enough
from the way they read. warmers Safe
Cure saved my life after the doctors had
given me up" says John Doherty, 133 N.
Main street, Concord, N. H. ~ was given
neys. The doctors said they could do
nothing for me. A friend advised me to
take Warmers Safe Cure, and my family
consider me as given back from the
grave" says Mrs. Carrie A. Frye, Of Wath-
ena, Kas. DR.. L. B. Rice, Of Hanover C.
H, Va, says that Warmers Safe Cure
cured him of Bright's Disease"
Each pamphlet which l have received
contains hundred or more testimonials,
and the same one does not appear in more
than one pamphlet, so it seems that there
are good many who are being helped by
that remedy.
1t strikes me that there Is a good deal Of
sense in the claim which those parties
make that the doctors are treating too
many persons for wrong causes, and that
oftentimes, people are treated for consump-
tion, BRAIN, heart and nervous diseases,
when they are suffering from kidney dis
ease which should be treated, as they say,
by the use of Warmers Safe Cure and as
result, when disease is first removed there
from, that which is supposed to be disease
in the lungs or other organs, will disappear.
Many of my neighbors tell me that this
remedy has done much good for them
more good than their doctors. If kidney
disease is the real cause of SO many other
who are afflicted with sickness, insist upon
more careful inquiry being made, in order
that the true cause may be ascertained, and
the proper treatment given2"
SUBSCRIBER ''-Ercha1,ge
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30
A PoRcNE PARADOX.
An Incident Of Interest to Psyci,oaeefsts,
Sciantists and Dudes.

A0 incident OF interest co fByCROt0fSkYL8v
Scientists and Dudes.
The strange story which floats in
from Freehold, N. j., concerning the
learned pig whose intelligence so
whetted the curiosity of the Free
holders that they killed him in order
to analyze his thinker" is a chal-
lenge to scientists and psychologists.
The porcine brain cavity was empty.
'Time was that when the brains were
out, the man would die" observed the
pears-that is, if the Freehold story
be a true oue-that when the brains
are out the pig may live, and not only
live but exhibit SO many fine intel
lectual qualities as to endear himself
to wide circle of distinguished and
admiring humans. 1t is, indeed,
somewhat difficult to believe the rela-
ton; for if the Freehold pig was ut.
terly brainless, how did his sensi-
motor functions operate, to say moth
ing of his other cerebral arrange
ments. 1t is to be feared that the
Freehold pig has no concrete exist
ence, and never had; that he is the in
vention-the idea, so to say-of some
New Jersey mind yearning for proof
of the possibility of existence without
brains. And what a soaring ambition
is here, when one comes TO reflect
upon it. Science of the materialist
&C. cd oh
by the Freehold pig, and the evolu-
tionary theory is wrecked upon this
rock.
For what becomes of all the discus
sions about the transformation of phos-
phorus into thought, about the in
creasing perplexity Of the brain con-
volutions with the progress Of intelli-
gence, about the correspondence be-
tween cerebral organs and mental
conditions, if a learned pig can estab-
lish his reputution upon an empty
Uranium? 1t is a revolution and moth
ing less; for be it observed that the
mental eminence of the Freehold pig
was conditional upon his entire free
dom from brains; and if pig can dis
tinguish himself under these circum-
stances, why not a man, or any num-
Der of men? 1t is sometimes said of
an erratic genius that he has ''too
much brains" Hereafter it may have
to be predicated of great men that
they have no brains at all, and persons
like Daniel Webster, who carry fifty
four ounces of cerebral substance, will
be viewed with suspicion, if not cata-
logued at once as lunatics. The OPP
portunity is to the dudes, in short
The ranks of the number six heads
are led by the phantom of the Free
hold pig, and the procession is i'm
mense. All it waits for at present is
a little more definite information con-
corning the initial facts.-N. Y. Trib-
une.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30
Pimples, Sores, Aches and Pains.

When a hundred bottles Of sarsaparilla or
other pretentious specifics fail to eradicate
Unborn scrofula or contagious blood poison,
remember that B. B. B. Botanic Blood
Balm) has gained many thousand victories,
in as many'seemingly incurable instances.
Send to the Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga,
for "Book of Wonders" and be convinced.
1t is the ossly TRUE BLOOD PURIFIER.
G. ". Messer, Howelrs X Roads, Ca,
writes: II was afflicted nine years with
sores. All the medicine 1 could take did
me no good. | then tried B. B. B., and
eight bottles cured me sound .
Mrs. S. NJ Wilson, Round Mountain,
Texas, writes: GA lady friend Of mine was
troubled with bumps and pimples on her
face and neck. She took three bottles OF
B. B. B., and her skin got soft and smooth,
pimples disappeared, and her health lm-
proved greatly.n
Jas. L. Bosworth, Atlanta, Ga, writes
'Some years agoI contracted blood poison.
had no appetite, my digestion was ruined,
rheumatism drew up my limbs so l could
hardly walk, my throat was cauterized five
times. Hot Springs gave me no benefit,
and my life was one Of torture until | gave
B. B. B. a trial, and, surprising as it may
seem, the use Of five bottles cured me-"
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30
A SNAKE ASPHYXIATOR,
How the Duke of Argyle Proposed to Play
st. Patrick in India.

st. Patrick in India.
When the Duke Of Argyle was Secre-
tary of State for India he, as a student
OF natural history, took a special in
terest in the question of killing pois-
onous snakes. And there came to him
one day at the Indian Office the cum
ming inventor of a machine called the
asphyxiator, by which it was easily
demonstrated that the snakes could
be killed in large numbers in the holes
in which they dwell in India. 1t was
not difficult to show his Grace that
when the asphyxiator was applied to
the rabbit-hOle the rabbit must either
bolt or be suffocated. The snake
would be treated the same way as the
rabbit. So the Duke ordered some
twenty asphyxiators, and sent them
out to different parts of India. It hap
pened that | was employed near CAL
cutta, and the Government of Bengal
was pleased to order me to make q
trial Of the consignment of asphyx-
iators, which they regarded as SO
many white elephants. The asphyx-
iatOrs were unpacked, and the instruc-
tions which accompanied them were
read. There was sort of fire-box in
which a pestilently smelling paper was
to be burned. There was wheel to be
turned, so as to send the smoke from
the burning paper through a fun
mel into long nozzle which was
to be inserted in the snakes hole This.
it will be seen, required the services Of
two men-one to keep up the fire and
turn the wheel, and the other to direct
and hold the nozzle-pipe. 1t was also
requisite that q third man should
stand by with stick, to kill the snake
boiling from it's hole. We turned out
with the apparatus properly manned,
lighted by the fire to get up smoke,
and applied the nozzle to a hole i'll q
bank near the stable, which was sup
posed to hold snake. The smoke
was injected, and out there bolted
terrified rat. The man with the
stick struck at the rat and broke the
nozzle pipe. The man at the nozzle
pipe jumped back against the man
who was turning the wheel, and in
their fright both tumbled down. The
rat escaped, but if it had been a snake
instead of a rat it is very probable that
one of the three operators might have
been bitten. The men lost confidence
in the machine and declined to work it.
1t was taken indoors and put into an
ante-room, where the native watchman
usually took up his quarters. One
cold night the watchman closed the
doors of the room and lit quantity of
the medicated paper to warm himself.
In the morning well-asphyxiated
watchman was found, but luckily he
was brought round with deluges of
water. This, however, was the end Of
the official career of the Duke OF
Argyle's snake-asphyxiator in Bengal.
-Longman's Magazine.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30


treated to the unusual sight Of rainbow by
moonlight.
EMPERoR WILLIAM III. is the first Russian
speaking King of Prussia. Prince Bismarck
speaks Russian fluently.
NINE. CARNoT is said to look not more than
''twenty- The Empress of Austria
''can not be over thirty-fve," say impartial
observers.
QUEEN CHRISTINA, Regent of Spain, made
her debut as singer at a concert given by
herself and the ladies of her court. Her
voice is described as a strong mezzo-
soprano.
THE Duke of Edinburg, who is noted for
his stinginess, is in the habit Of having his
frock coats made with removable buttons sc
that the same coat can be used either fol
uniform or civilian dress.
THE German Empress appeared in gown
of white silk, with a train several yards
long, embroidered with gold and silver. The
material cost $500 The embroidery re-
auired the work of twelve girls for two
months.
QUEEN VICTORIA is fond Of straw hats.
She recently had photograph taken of her
self as she sat at breakfast surrounded by
her family. o. l-- ---- 4. -a D most re
iect in the picture.
THE new heir Of the Austrian Emperor,
besides being descendant of the Caesars,
will be King Of nlne countries, wear eighteen
titles as Duke, one as Archduke, two as
Grand Duke, four as Margrave and so on to
the total number of ffty-four.
THE Car of Russia is said to do much
more work than any of his Ministers, and
can be found at his desk at almost any hour
Of the day. He rises before any Of his house
hold, attends mass every morning and is
scrupulously exact IN the performance Of all
his religious duties.
KING HUMBERT is far from striking in his
personal appearance. He looks much like a
plain everyday man of honesty and dignity.
He is of medium height, rather sparely
built, of dark complexion, with round
head and prominent features, and although
only in forty-forrth year his hair is
quite gray. ?
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30
ENGLAND'S CIVIL LIST,
Allowance Made by Parliament for tn,
Queens Maintenance.

allowance Made by parliament for the
Queens Maintenance.
The act of Parliament by which the
civil list was resettled after the acces-
sion of the Queen divides her Majes-
ty's allowance of f385, 900 a year into
five classes, and the amounts put down
against the respective classes were
calculated from the average expendit-
ure in each department during the
last three years of the reign of William
".
This arrangement provides for the
following payments:
]. Prlvy purse. .......................G 6 5000
2 Salaries, household, retiring allow
anceS. Observation-Disclosures. 1871 $50
B. Expenses OF household. d........... 17250J
e. Royal bounty, allowance for special
services .....-...-................ S,040
IOIal str}S5, ,001
The idea was that If there happened
co be a deficiency in one class there
would be surplus in another, so that
the ultimate result would be all right;
but. as matter of fact for more than
forty years past there has nearly al
"oy . oSSi @ ooNiliso VII CdCu tuIucll dC-
count and sometimes very large one.
Mr.. Arbuthnot. auditor of the civil list,
vainly contended that these balances
should be repaid to the treasury-as
was undoubtedly the intention of the
Parliamentary committee by whom the
matter was originally settled; but
there was always some ingenious
hocus-pocus SO that not farthing has
ever reached the treasury.
Twas recently told by person who
knows the real facts of the case that
some years ago the Queens savings
from the civil list alone amounted to
now have been very considerably in
creased.-London Truth.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30
Trips Undertaken for Healtl,'s Sake

VIII be rendered more beneficial, and the
fatigues of travel counteracted, if the voy
ager will take along with him Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, and use that protective
and enabling tonic, nerve invigorant and
appetizer regularly. Impurities in air
and water are neutralized by it, and it is a
matchless tranquilizer and regulator of the
stomach, liver and bowels 1t counteracts
malaria, rheumatism, and tendency to kid
ney and bladder ailments.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

TOBACCO should be credited as part Of
the discovery of Christopher Colum bus.
When he first met the Indians they twere
imbibing the fumes of tobacco in the shape
of cigar" This cigar was not wholly of
tobacco, though. 1t was stalk or straw
tube filed with this weed. But the Indians
smoked pipes chiefly.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

JUAN A. PIzzINI. editor and publisher of
the Catholic Visitor, Richmond, Va, says {:
Having tried Shallenberger's Antidote for
Malaria, we do not hesitate to say, from
personal experience, thatin cur case it acted
ike a charm, and did all the doctor claims
for it, and we would assuredly have re-
course to it again if exposed to Malaria.
Sold by Druggists.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30
A 1ow oonaition Of heahh is common wun

a LOW COndfdon OF heaHh IS COMMON WIN
many who allow themselves to worry. Men,
tai an guish causes bodily sufferings. Anx-
iety and care has broken down many con-
stitutions. A train of disorders usually fol-
low mental distress. Heart affections,
nervousness, sleeplessness, dyspepsia, liver
complaint, kidney troubles, etc, are among
the list a sure remedy for relieving all
mental and physical distress is Browns Iron
Bitters 1t at once strengthens every part
Of the body, making work pleasure and
care unknown.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

"BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocHEsr - are
widely known as an admirable remedy for
Bronchitis, Hoarseness, Coughs and
Throat troubles Sold only in baLes.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

What an awful destruction there
would be if some man should happen
to kick a hen as hard as he usually
kicks at her,-Terre Haute Express.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

ALL cases of weak or lame back, backache,
rheumatism, will find relief by wearing one
of Carter's Smart Weed and Belladonna
Backache Plasters. Price 25 cents. Try them.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

Do not purge nor weaken the bowels, bu-
act specially on the liver and bile A periec
liver correcter. Carter's Little Liver Pills
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

THE Shah of Persia sent his con gratula-
tons to President Harrison the day after
his inauguration.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

A FINE portrait of Mrs. Cleveland has
lately been placed in the Corcoran Gallery
at Washington.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

THE total appropriations made by the
Fiftieth Congress amounted to S2S1, ,S7S 1895,
SS1, ,759, 200 of which was on pension account
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

THE quickest way to tell bogus noble
man is when he asks for a loan.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

HALE's Honey Of Horehound and Tar re
heves whoop1ng cough.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

HARRISON is said to have a mascot in the
shape Of yellow cat that appeared with bis
coming and haunts the White House.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

AVOID the mistake Of sowing seed too
thickly in hot beds, as crowded plants spoil
quickly if not trausplanted at just the right
time.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

IT is grave error to think every Boston
woman is mass of culture.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

EG@ @E a for Carpenters Cabinet Pattern Piano
sEgEE % and Wagon Makers Milwrights, Ship
hEsHE U Carpenters, Coopers Carvers, Turner's
EEeEs e Engravers Upholstsrers, Machinksts
u - GE ~ MoaLlers B4acksIniths, Skaters, Stone
Cutters Masons, Brckayers PLastetess Duhtsnen Draw
ing Instruments etc. Scroll Saws Woods and Designs,
Light EootPower EachDery and all Standard the
Improved Iaborsavng Tools never before Illustrated Our
Catalogue the complete offered 10 Mechanics and
describes the largest variety Of Tools examination Of IT'S
contents will convince you Of its up
ward of 900 illustrations and will be address,
receipt of cents for postage. S. DESCHAUER.
334 Blue Island Ave, Chicago, Ill
s5-EAME THIS PAPER every time you write
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

CARIBOU fMe.) citizens were recently
treated to the unusual sight Of rainbow by
moonlight.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30
Rheumatism
and Neuralgia

These twin diseases cause untold suffering
Doctors admit that they are difficult to cure
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

EMPrRoR WILLIAM II. is the first Russian
speaking King of Prussia. Prince Bismarck
speaks Russian fluently.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30
Paine's
Celery Compound

"I have been greatly af1icted with acute
rheumatism, and could find no relief until
used PaineAS Celery Compound. After using
six bottles Of this medicine am now cured OF
rheumatic troubles"
Huntsville gazette., 1889-03-30

ME-. CARNoT is said to look not more than
The Empress of Austria
n not be over thirty-ive," say impartial