Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1889-12-28
NUMBER E.
FULL or FUN.


Figures viii not lie, but the si,s ien,sie
figure will fool man once III d"
Binghamton Leader
They have taken the scnoo
bell and hung it on the ladge s's Ma;na
the trotting park in an Eastern ""'"
town. uo,v,a
rbyistian science gittin' along? sharpp.
20 I've give up Christian science a'
zone back to plain bunko. "-fuck' =,
-.Wbo was the first man, Tommy
t., .ho sundav-school teacher, after
explaining that our first p'feh', ..Hon. %
made from the dust of the earth NO.
~ CLAW. ma'am."-Chicago Advance
Pat Lynch Ito his belpmatel-"oure,
40 N, sivinth bucket o schiops
nj do be fetchin' to the old porker' s s.,
be 40 look list as wistful-loike ~ nc ala
afore he had amouthful. De iiait'
hogs well named. d."-Laie'
,, Lady Qeaving store)-sfou u.S ,'.s
~, I'M 70 the tricks of these merchahes.
IT, ! made him come down two dollars eh
! nr,sar Mdrrhant 10 himself = as'
$ IN 10 the tricks of these lady customers.
. | put the price up four dollars ieA"'
d Siftings. rrauhor,
,,,k . said Mamie to her mother lou
e aoon "Yes. there is such ring apa.
IN w.. uouoar,,s y "A ring? Perhaps his
q n,9 mentions are really serious. "-Mer-
as chant Traveller.
u, u Here is something Ia hint, IN iacN
&c &c for the piano-man. lat hoioe pn
to. y yisit-.sWell. father, what IS 'ho
TO news?o Neptune-"Nothing mucn' :, ea, \,
on cont that a large number OF the hshes
IN. H have struck for the adoption Oh d UNI
es- form scale. e."-Musical Courier.
or -uuv lad." remarked Judge Spencer
Gr ,F to the little boy who had just taken .h' h
for witness stand, do you understand 'n'
,ty- natnre of an oath?" "Yes, sir was !, II
nan's Office Yesterday when his coai p,i
was presented" "Mr. Clerk, enroll vi
.tnr hn, witness. st. Joseph News.
re. -rreddv-s'Ma, whenever pa mee'
lted Dir. Vandel he always says 10 hlin' Nv
dr. in are YOU, old hossr What does ne hlea a,
pts' hv tbato" Mao, it's nothing mo,
,ton ' thon term to express thorough famll
lited aritv" Uncle Josh--"May be- pu'
y OF rather think he calls the doctor o
Ire IT, boss' because he's such lailo
',y'r ear charger. ."-Richmond Dispatch.
sreas The Renewal of College Labor
Com Professor of Geology-"Gentlemeh',
- - ,,,e l the close of the spring term i "sh
post, Won to report to me, individually a
gold ohiect Of extraordinary interest
serve serve might meet in your respective oul,n
,,eu hl,eu Mr., Corbett, you may begin. oorp'
'"'"'' ,o,-uplease sir. mine had yellow N
Pro blue eyes, and a tallor-'hao' -''
VI! ,n Io' Puck
Stand N,s Sa,fmade-"No jail the pre-
nnf u,hi,c Hc uo.;ons for the house-warmin' IS
. Ind nlete, an can't think o nothln u
the re- n contribute to the enjoyment Vi
sas'er' that's going to be present. MI
u ~, ~aadoo.,There's only one thing w
unisH sugaesJ, Nail M a sign IN 'no p' i
1rnins saving: Guests taat use hair OIL 10 ID
lainss onested not 70 lean their heads ABAiI
,,,N per. n-AInerica.
Stats, ikror editors a not Aeii
Of Con- 800 ~ +ban has matte q leSPefAs'
cember oio =. ~ attraction. H. a
pril 20. temp' III 'h"' oh;o,s counties
joint physician III one VI I'M taur,,;rr
property great fondness lor pei
ton and rical experiments His latest is o.
re intro - ;,torest Carefully ext
urred on eAhcii0 f n lusty most
is act in. ing the pfopoe''' O' ed - int,
solution he successfully trahspl"h
Or copies nasal front of a common house N.Y.
United -. - tho Hv now has all the pie
ion !" a sur in pungency of its swamp re'a'
Of the Claueland Leader.