New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-18
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TIE TALK or THE DAY.

srhs Chicago Evening Journal iatiustss taaH -
Workers are ashamed Of their failure to build uunsru~
monuments, and It advises " TO ~
quiet about the MISTER and perhaps -
outof-town papers viii let up on ". STA
Journal Is dear, delightful old goose. New.Yor,C
arc not ashamed Of their failure to rsse nonumsnts -
cause they in much better business. OF sosns !.
monuments arc good things In their way. ana 4 a.
proper time we shall build all that ought 10 % bs1I
But they don't represent the high water mark Of huuas
endeavor and progress by long shot
THE EXCHANGE FIESn
Stain b. in With Ers.d ss ssDssIos 'ns
Demands be the Kalamazoo kojert. va
Or the Jordan Jimplecute
with nerve ,ss. would n q: rado blush.
He yels, "Tm In an awful rush w@
But thought ia mako you cal. az
1woud like you 10 save tho snssvnlo shrisi
And t the i,M Ssas o pa ,. n,,,
Al tho Frogown Family Fun.
"Ju.t lay 'em by for me on the she'll
And III call for 'em every dN
Was . Journalist year; ago myielt
And wasn't slow with the pom *
10 edit newspapers amt no trick
For hustlin', brsiny men. "a
H drif In with Il THE tho business tides,
Clerkn' for Nixey Nevepay,
oooiofs II Iass ooo
debsting club in Germany hes been disensna
for two years the question whether II possible 10 nj
nothing for something The realists say yes. "a
sdduce numerous instances in commercial trsnsss
lions. But the healbs say no. "Por,' they ANA,
II nothing really is nothing, how can you got NJ
Then everybody drinks beer for month or two, unta
some bright rcslist thinks up an answer 10 thk
question. Tho beerseiler In whose ball The dub
10 L.
heard. and ho confidently expects It to run along b.
another year At least.
You wish to marg one Of my daughtsys; M
youngest VIII yet 1900 marks, the second 10000
You don't happen to have ono still oldaris-.
(Fliegends Blatter.
Tramp-Thank ye ma'sm, for sivin' me the era,
but kin eat without . fork.
Farmers wife-well, amblo along. and you'll and 4
fork In the road a little further on.
Grammatical Instruction Free VIII these nuods
wash ~ asked a Chicago lady IN Boston dry -SsodS
NO, madam" said the clerk solemnly. II "a.
not not ASSURE you I'll, that they VII but Am s.sanE
they may DO washed successfully. '-(somervns JosA
nal
A sharp fakir is making . good income By sdvs
Using sure method Of killing ell insects. wAa
you send him so cents you will receive . prtntsl
card on which arc those words: Got your bssea
10 s1nohe ciRsrpttes, ana tHoy VIII uio Wtnih =
hour. So long"
An old lady who reads the papers and uies 10 bssv
20 sted with the events Of the times acknowledges sa
she Is hopelessly mixed on this Sullivan busiDrk
She saws II IL sullivan and KilrsIn day and Suvsa
and kill Cronin the Dext.-twaierbury American
That great Democratic wsrhorse, Generally Bsss.
Is back again in Wisconsin. But the Democrats d
that State not particularly happy over bis return
For, as Tho Milwaukee Wisconsin expresses II. H.
General Is . thorn in their political flesh. and be viu
speedily make himself rankle In the Same.
scientist says that It requires tho stings Of xtxy
healthy honey Lees 10 Kill . man In fair health his
fact cannot be TOO widely disseminated When ma
In fair health wishes to commit suicide via the SuneD
OF honey bees, 10 behooves him 10 select sixty thH
are enioylng good health. Whether this can Be o.
termned by feeling the pulse OF the Insect or looking
az It's tongue tho scientist doesn't explan!-(Soynt
town Herald.
tributed eco 900 900 10 relieve suffering caused By
disasters or epIdemics. Not such very bad record
for a nation OF money -woshippers
What Ia that green stun In the cram, Williams
asked young WIFE, referring to tho pstschio 10 tas
centre Of the form.
on, thst's an oasis, my dear.'
An oasis little green spot In the dessert, you
know Yonkers statesman
Some one in "The Hotel Msl' proposes tbs IL
summer hotels reduce the rates for nelooking Snss
Young gentlemen in order TO induce them to pafronfs
tho resorts. Very good idea but who 10 going 70 %
cid. whether q man Is young and hne looking or noti
Tn. Reverse OF the Dumping Problem. -Robcn
brought home q mud turtle the other day. ana AZ
father Ioklngy told him that he couid mAAe ""s
turtle soup. ..s.6 pobA,a
How could the corpse get out!-tsomerV'ne 'ouihS.