The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1889-10-18
PITH n0LNT

Tn newest thing IN ths dog lins-
Puppies.
A LAWYER depends on words; ~
estate man ON deeds.
Ar1rrrNe tribute-ths check that pay,
for your suit Of clothes.
The police should keep an eye on The
man who Is dressed to kill"
LANDLAD1Es are famous gossips; they
pay great attention to roomers.
The garbage man is like the Dead
Sea apple, when he turns to ashes.
The accounts Of q side-door saloon
are kept up by q double entry system.
TIE tennis crankness has lots bf fun
even though she is q maiden all for.
lawn.
EVERYBODY dislikes the dentist
least they show their teeth whenever
they go into his Office.
A LAWYER is described Is having .
hard metallic voice. Perhaps he Il .
silver-tongued orator.
The late Judge Terry OF California
was ready for . quarrel whenever he
sawa good Field for il.
WHAT is the difference between . COW
and q broken chair? The COW gives
milk and the CHAIR gives whey.
v1s1roR-Is Mr.. Deepvoice who sings
in your church choir q baritonef Juve-
nile Hostess-No, ma'am; he's . Ger
man.
FAT and sleek, many members Of
travelling dramatic companies go out a.
dressed beef" and come back ION the
hoof."
Il KNOW when to stop" said a tippling
man as he turned into q saloon. @And
you stop there most of the time" replied
his friend.
WHEN the amount of express goods
was limited to what Adam, the father
of the business, could carry in q satchel,
that was the first "limited express"
The burglar who was caught in q
shoe store after midnight asked to DO
discharged by the Judge on the ground
that it was a fitting place for every
body.
FATHER" said Willie, who had Just
been corrected, shat strap is heredi.
tary, isn't it?" II don't know that il is"
sBut it descends from father to ION.
doesn't it,"
Mrs. s%HoRTpuRsE (year 1s99)-John,
what became of those fashionable pant
aloons you wore on summer trip in
1889? John-They are upstairs, some-
where. What do you want of them?
II want to make them over for a Dress"
MuDaE-Now, I enjoy q joke just as
we'll when it is at my own expense as
when it is on some other fellow. Yah
sley-It's different, though with q drink.
isn't it, Mudge?" Then Nudge got mad
and wouldn't speak for over twenty
minutes.
AUGUSTUS (of Boston)-Pure light of
my soul, do you doubt my love and the
utter devotion of my manly hearth
Angelina (of Texas)-Ife fear I do-doubt
you-a little. But, Augustus, you
would not, you could not monkey with
my heart-strings?
SMALL boy-Pap say he wan yo' ter
put m new sole on dis yer shoe or mine,
ma new upper leather, III Re-
pairer of shoes-Tink datll be bout de
same's maxim q new shoe. Small boy
No, sab; pap say de shoestrings onx
dis yer one am all fright.
PHffADELpH1A Man-Is the London
Echo the only paper you have about
the house?" '@Yes, I only subscribe for
a foreign; paper now" swhy. that
doesn't give any American news, and
you were never in England" N know
that, but the London papers don't print
any baseball.
Mrs. HAsHcRorr Ito applicant for
board)-And I can assure you, sir, that
you will hear no complaints in my house
about tough steak. The victim two
weeks later)-She was right on the
steak question. It has been nothing
but Goldfish, mackerel and liver since I
have been here.