The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-08-22
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Mr. Fsssls-IE sory is Qs~er
yissosss fos ose ihias Mr.. Fsnsie- Whist
10 that MIR. psssIs ~ Ereptcay know
her ssa
a ssfl. teins s.tsa BY her teacher
vtsi HAD 81 honn 'fils~ WA. rplie3.
With blssb. thai u v. both proper ard
commos,
-shyleish--Are yos iosnd oi snirnslsf
Nj. Msiure Very. which iisd DO yos
Iiss besif Nj. Msise with far svsy
looi) Mae
--Balioosisis ,sy Tia, when 81 The heiet,
oitso nilcs they have beard women call
irT sr,r The bach fence TO bouo- fat iron.
sps starch.
-Psifoa --Thts se, Of teeth you made
tor me 10 too bis Dsn,i.. Yes. ar SIT,
dosn 10 The chair ard ] gill eslsrgs yopr
mouth little
Mother (fesiias) "A machine has
hsea inveglcd thai will hing . man 1900
fcei 10 the cir. Pretty daughter Hor-
rur.l Don't LEI Pc hear Of IT.
"A Boston wonan who bought 8 csrpe,
ieu days ago 10 New York. sent IL back
yesterday. The pattern vas NO loud II
woke up The baby 10 the cradle.
Omahs teacher Can any Of the class
sIplsia 10 me Why the way OF the trans
grcssor is 80 hsfdf Omaha spark Il guess
It's cause ii's travelled 30 much.
-Psther. said Willie. who had just
been corrected, that strap Is hereditary
mnt M don't know that 1t Ia. But il
desceDds from father to son. doesn't iii
"A little boy. compelled on account OF
long journey , drink condensed milk,
TOOK bis mother into bis confidence; Nam.
ma, ! wish TO heavens The condensed COW
would die.
-Type.urite ssent-l called TO see you
10 reference to your type writer Would
you exchange You could get some i'm
proyemen,sf Mercbsnt--I cant I'm en-.
gagged 10 her.
"A perips,etic musician playing upon
IN sccordiaD. is interrupted by . police
msn. Have you . licensei No Then &C.
company me Certainly. whs. would
you like TO sinsS
MIR. Winks docking over The psperl
Cheap. Drug 90. are selling all sorts o,
psten. medicines at hsli.prioe. Mrs. winks
just our luckl There isn I any thing the
matter with any OF us.
Henry = So you asked old Growler for
bis daughter last night did you, Fred
And how did you come oui3 Fred II |
WAS by a window, believe. Henry. That
was the bes, ! could do though.
Visitor, in Chicago-f should think
you would be dresdfully afraid Of bur
glars in place like this. Hostess
Buralsni Mercy, no. We don't mind
The burgla,s. It's the police we're afraid
OF.
Hurry to the door, Mary. and let Mr..
Smith 10. he has rung twice. That isn't
MIR. smi,b;it is the other young gentle
man Well. wait minnie then 7 nnst
change these photographs on the man.
tel.
Il was at the concert last night en-.
ioyed myself immensely. | am so fond OF
music. you know. What did they pIayY
Let me see we'll, to,ell the truth; was
90 busy talking with Hattie tina, didn',
notice.
SEQ here. Mr.. Grocer. said . Hartford
housewife. II you are going to bring me
any more goods want them 10 be of the
very best. We keep none but the best /
presume so, But you sell the worst in
order 10 keep the best.
Wife, suspiciously- Cyrus. my nose
never dsceives me. You've been drinking
again. Husband, rather thickly-It's on
my clothes, Emily. The car was crowd.
ed, and bad TO occupya seat with an in
'ernsl revenue collector.
Wife The twenty 9th Of February we ,
'hali celebrate our silver wedding, Don't
yon think we ouRh. TO kill the fat pig
And hase feasiS Husband = Kill the pigY !
don I see how the unfortunate animal is 10
blame for shs, happened twenty five years
lgo.
Don't be foolish, Doris. What is the .
matter. anyway Are you angry with Mr..
s'e.dleyf No. I'm not angry, but she'll
not go TO the b p because - well because !
Mr.. Sitadley will he sure to propose and
III be sure 10 say yes. and We cant affor,
10 be engaged.
Il have heard Mr.. Whittier tell ofs
'ery gushing young woman Who called
ipon him once for his autograph. and edi.
led the poet by telling him how often
he bad read and reresd his poems. And
iurine the entire conversation she called
ne Nh. whi,,ster. said the poet
Cock (seeking siinstiop) Il m ust tell
'ou. mum. that my youne man comes 10
- mo res'ler on Sunday hesvinss. Lady
oh. indeed and what is he' Cook
Well. ] don't quite knov messlf yi.. mum. :
ssnse. you see phen comes into new
eighborhood alters looks out Tor iresb
ne
Anxious mo,her:-why. my desr. 10
rsrsi What has happenedi Married
sush,er: III got angry Il Arthur this
iornins, sud said . let Of -oi mean
sirss; aud then be said lot Of nesner
Dee, and -and couldn't think of any