St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-09-29
neers is likely to be dumped into the
city water supply at any moment.

ing to work if given a chance" The
doctor found bucksaw, but no saw
buck saw, so he gave the gentleman of
leisure a dollar to purchase the neceS-
Sary equipment. Mr.. Man took the dol
lar with great alacrity and started out
in way that would lead one to suppose
he was an enthusiastic shopper, and
again the doctor sighed contentedly
and thought he had found specimen
of the worthy poor, meanwhile the
specimen aforesaid was rapidly forget
ting the number of the doctors house,
and was also for getting all the space
possible between it and himself.
The Chrysanthemum club held one of
its famous feeds at the hash foundry OF
Eminent Past Grand Flub-Dub h. n.
Taylor last night, and song and revelry
cheered the guests and excited the
patrOlman on the bate until late hour
of the morning. There were several
causes which led to the gathering. First
and foremost, the new Chrysanthmum
waltz, dedicated to the club by "Pope"
GoOding, its composer, was to be prop
erly received and resolutions acknOWl-
edging the compliment passed. Then
there were fearful gOOd-byeS to be said
to l.. Berrisford Lyttle. of the Tribune.
who is about to leave for Washington,
u. c., and J. Torrance ManniX, OF the
Pioneer Press, who will set out tO-mor-
row on Journey to his former home
in Malone, Ohone county, n. Y. Then,
too, DR.. AmeS was home, and it was
fitting that some appropriate welcome
should be arranged for him. All these
matters were properly attended to, and
then the gang adjourned to the river to
mingle their tears with the waters OF
the Mississippi, while Luther and jos
seph stood hand in hand and sung the
goodnight song"
i
Frank Catherin says he hopes his
efforts toward making Minneapolis
thoroughly Metropolitan will be appre-
ciated. Minneapolis now has four
hundred, of which | am the McAlliS
ter" said he the other day, just after
making out 400 of the Pickwick club
membership tickets
=
Capt. John n. Harris, that noble mill
tary hero who has lead the Minneapolis
Flambeau club to the many deeds of
glory. has resigned. His reasons for so
doing are a profound secret, but it has
leaked out that Capt. Harris really eX
pected that his many fine qualities as
soldier and a leader would win for him
an Endorsement from the Union leagIe
for the Office of commissioner of pen
SiOns, but now that he has been passed
over for a mere upStart who never
had fiambeau club, and has only been
a Judge of the district court and COM
mander in chief of the Grand Army of
the Republic, he has concluded to be-
oil to- for. fi-
old position.
IL
1t is now time for the Minneapolis
Base Ball team to indorse Judge John
Z. Rea as commissioner of pensions.
There would be no question as to the
Endorsement coming from their hearts
in all sincerely, just as does the judges
Endorsement of the team, and it might
serve them we'll when they became dis
abled veterans of the bat. There is no
telling but that the pension rolls would
be extended to include them among the
''Old boys"
Now that the base ball games are
about all played and the Exposition is
over, and the cable questions are being
amicably settled. the licensed humOr-
lists, cartoon builders and local chestnut
crackers in general, will have to spend
a few hours in the unwOnted occupation
of thought in order to concoct new de-
vice for their jokes.
Il
Calvary Baptist church gave dime
social Friday night. 1t is a question as
to whether Rev. "Golightly Morrill' IN
spected the dimes to see if they were
clean"
The Tribune, that authentic periodi-
cal published for the dissemination of
news among the Scandinavian popula-
ton in the Northwest, heralds the as
tonishing fact in one of the sheets
printed last week that the Swedish
celebration is said not to have been a
success financially" Has this family
newspaper become SO imbued with the
idea that every Institution is for the
sole purpose of grabbing Doodle, that
body of patriotic SwedeS cannot form in
line and float their banners to celebrate
the date when the first Ole Oleson
stepped on the red clay of the Delaware
coast without their jumping at the con-
cIusion that it was big financial spec
ulation?
How is this? Capt. James Yates,
converted newspaper reporter" will
assist Mai. Hugh WhatmOre, of Chicago,
in leading the Salvation Army meetings
to-day. The dime museum might as
we'll back down on the freak business.
a newspaper man in the Salvation Army
is surely the most abnormal parsonage
that has yet visited Minneapolis. Capt.
Yates is said to have been a tough and
dead game sport on London papers
prior to his capture by the army. 1t
would seem, too, that he has been using
his influence on the Minneapolis army.
The army is going to hold a banquet
Monday night, which is another stroke
of enterprise. Well be hearing of Sal
walton Army social clubs and base ball
teams yet.
Il
Nat Goodwin, the comedian, has got
some sensible ideas abont stage prOprie-
ties. He fOrbidS members of his COM
pany from receiving bouquets over the
footlightS, and it's good rule. When
an usher flies down an aisle holding
aIoft bouquet, which he hands to the
leader of the orchestra. who in turn
hands it to the star, the attention is
drawn from the play, and is centered
upon the individual, and the dramatic
spell is broken. So Miss LiZette LIE
Baron's admirers Friday night were
forced to content themselves by send
ing their floral offerings to the stage
door.
Il
Three balls-Rarry de Young.
A wild throw-three SKIES in poker
dice.
A daisy cutter-Oscar, the tailor.
The home plata Fifth street sa-
loon.
a pitchers game-to go to the well
once too often.
II
A party consisting of w. A. Dolliver,
DR.. S. 5. Kilvington, julie Joyslin, K.
r. Rand, E. w. BatchelGor, Frank Ray,
Clark FOgg. leaves next Thursday for
DEVILS Lake and vicinity to be gone
two weeks. The party goes to inspect
the country, but as they take good
loaded shells, and few shot guns