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The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

THE American baseball teams have sailed
for home, and in the course Of two weeks
they will be coming to Washington to give
Mr.. Harrison the pleasure of seeing them
he sees so few people, you know.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

Mr. HESRY w. RAYMOND, formerly Of
The Chicago Tribune and more lately editor
and publisher OF the Germantown Tele-
sfaph, has been appointed private secretary
10 Secretary OF the Navy Tracy, and will
asGune his new duties on Monday, He
viii retain editorial control Of the Tsle..
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29
...Why?n

Why is the circulation Of THE CRITIC
increasing so rdpidiW
Because il gites all the neips. Because IL
tells the complete story Of The day graphically
and Faithfully. Because il does not run in
yllts
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29
GOVERNOR HILLS SENSIBLE ACT.

Governor Hill Of New York has
done one act which will increase his
popularity. The so-called society
leaders" who seem to have taken charge
Of the cntennials celebration in New
York, under mistaken impression that
they comprised all the State, showed
no courtesy to the Legislature. Gov
ernor Hill, ascertaining the fact, d.
rected the Adjuiant-G General to draw up
an order countermanding the order for
a parade of the National Guard on
April 80. This order takes out of the
parade the $4,000 soldiers of the Ma
tional Guard. 1t has not been issued,
bnt Adjutant- General Porter drew 1t up
and gave 1t to the Governor 1t needs
only the Governors signature and pub
lication to become law. The result
is, already, the exhibition of little less
idiocy on the part of the celebration
rnana0ers
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

'yeA
New York Herald

New York Herald.)
The prayer of the office-seeker: y, Lord,
make me good enough to get fat position,
but not too good to work It for all It is
worth.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

Now IF RUSSELL HARRISON, co-partner
in Frank Leslie's Newspaper, could only
offer an Office as premium for each
club of ten subscribers
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

THE U. s. Senate should go into the
business of manufacturing muzzles for the
press. Beg pardon, gentlemen.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

Mr.. Allen Thorndyke Rice to Mr.. Thomas
F. Bayard; No, Tom, you can't be my Sec
retary Of Legation; "Arthur Richmond"
has secured the job.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29
CRITICULAR.

In France Minister Reid can use the edi-
torial 'oufn all he pleases.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

IL EDITOR WATTERsoN had been in the
U. s. Senate, Editor Halstead would have
been confirmed with q whirl.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

IT APPEARS THAT the names of some Of
New York's Four Hundred are on the de-
linquent tax list. The Four Hundred
ought to preserve the thrift at least of ..the
Dutch hucksters they boast of as ancestors.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29
uALsrrAp AND THE SENATE.

There appears disposition in the
Senate TO oppose the confirmation of
Murat Halstead as Minister to Germany.
This was hardly what might have been
expected from men of fair impulses or
broadness and generosity of view No
one pretends TO doubt Mr.. Halstead's
honesty or ability. A man with
thousand opportunities for acquiring
wealth by devious means, he is not
wealthy; one with o thousand tempta-
tions to take course in opposition to
his sense of right, he has not swerved
for mere policy's sake. Somewhat
reckless he may have often been, ex-
treme and rough he may have often
been, but he has been earnest and
honest. Big men do not cherish malice
for hard blows dealt in open fight, and
Halstead has always fought openly. 1t
is TO the credit of the greatest of Demo
cratic editors that he at least is just to
his political adversary; it is not to the
credit of some of those in his own party
whom Mr. Halstead has criticised that
they should now exhibit what resembles
aSengeful spirit
TO the Senate belongs, legally, the
prerogatiye Of confirming or rejecting
Presidential nomination, but, morally
at least, 1t has no right to reject good
man ON grounds of personal feeling
alone, The United States Senate is a
body open always to the criticism of
the press It is the duty of the press
10 make this criticism, and it would be
sad day for the country were this
right not boldly exercised The rejec-
tion of Murat Halstead must be looked
upon as punishment of the too i'm.
petuous performance of this duty.
John Sherman Of Ohio stood out well
yesterday when he said truly that if he
could forgive and forget, others GER
4ainly might.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

THE New York Legislature has voted
against the Woman Suffrage bill, but Gov
ernor Hill will virtually veto 1t by getting
married when the June roses begin to
blush
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

A SHADOW.
Beautiful Spring is coming,
The blue bird sings its song,
The shad swims up the river
And brings its bones along.
At the Telephone:
Schuyler: Hello, Halstead! 800
Halstead: Hello, 'Genel
Schuyler: All, there, Commercial Gazette
Editorial.
Halstead: Stay there, American Diplo-
macy.
Schuyler Boo hoo!
Halstead: Me, too!
The difference between England and the
United States 10 that "son" sometimes
sets on the latter.
Some Of the able Republicans with for
eign aspirations find that submission is
about the only mission they will get.
In politics inside-ntal information is val
liable.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

The best Of all modern melo-dramas.
"Hoodman Blind" Bijou Theatre.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29
In the Rite Place.

Why is 1t necessary to have parson at
weddingS Because he is the right man
in the rite place.
What He Represents.
Why should Judge be very coldS Be-
he represents Justice.
Like Verbs.
Why are teeth like verbsS Because they
are regular, irregular and defective.
N, B. p.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

Vas ist los init Halstead9 Oh, Halstead,
he's all write.
p. 8. This is Senate conundrum.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

Are you In the swimY
II so, you are due at the Bijou Theatre
next week
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29
Another Difference.

AHOther DIHorehces
What is the difference between q person
who takes offense easily and THE WASH
ISGToN CRITIoY One is too sensitive and
the other is two cents copy.
II Beats Them All.
In what way does the Washington Monu-
ment resemble the different styles Of pianosS
1t is grand, upright and square.
On the Avenue.
What is the difference between an Ave
nue. dude and person who ehastises o
gambler with his walking-stick One
sports q club and the other clubs sport.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29
DIED,

HEumoH's bottled Maezern beer. Tele-
phone call, 684-3.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

ST.. JoHN's, N. b., March 24.--Why is a
man in love like lobsterY Because he's
got lady in his head.
Why is a mouse like a haystacks Because
the cattle eat It,
Why is the ex-President like John L.
Sullivan Because he was good on the blow.
L d
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

PEARS Soap secures beautiful complex
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

The Literary Movement In Boston.
Boston Globe)
Sullivan Gushing" again.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29
"Criticuiar."

Why should THE CRITIC be prosecuted
for cruelty to insects2 Because it makes q
tick cry. l.. Y. NJ.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29
A New York Idea.

II a'woman is injured in New York fire,
why is the head OF the police department
called on TO relieve her sufferings9 Be
cause the first call is to Inspector Byrnes
L. X, H.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29
All About "The Critic"

hh H"o"s 'Aho Cr'.'S.
Why is The CRITIC like the Panama Rail
roadP Because II has sea at either end.
In what particular does THE CRITIC differ
from blind man9 1t has two eyes and
sees.
Why is THE CRITIC a monstrosity? Be-
cause 1t has eyes in its body and sees at its
head and tail. l.. Y. NJ.
The Washington critic., 1889-03-29

Why has Harrison been more liberal to
foreign countries in his diplomatic appoint
ments than Cleveland Because while
Cleveland sent them nothing to Bragg Of
but Tree, you viii Grant that Harrison
has been Swift to send them Rice, Porter,
Ry(e)an(d) o Reid. SIS.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
A GREAT SOLDIER.

A London special to the New
York Times says: The most i'm
portant news of the day is the APP
pointment of Gen. Won Verdy du
Vernois to be the German Minister
ofAWar. Although he is sc years
old, it may be said he is the first of
the new generation of German SOL
diers to come TO the front. He is
admittedly the foremost living mill
tary writer and his works on the art
of command have revolutionized the
strategic teachings of all Europe.
Won Verdy is stout man of fine
figure, not very tall and looking
strangely like Gen. Grant in face,
beard and expression. His selection
by the new Emperor for this great
post is felt to be notable stroke of
clever policy and it is assumed to
foreshadow still further progress in
the perfection of the German army
as n fighting force.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
FURNITURE AT AUCTION.

AT eleven O'Clock tomorrow
morning Mr.. Levey will hold
an important sale of furniture
at his saesrooms. 1t com
prises book cases, bureaus, hand
some sideboards and extension dim
ing tables, card and smoking tables,
something new, Vienna furniture,
ETC., etc. Particular attention is
called to this sale, for the furniture
is new and something not often seen
in this country. 1t will be sold
without reserve to close consign-
ments. Here is chance rarely Of
fered to the public. Some large and
small rugs will also be offered at
the same time.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
The PROGRESS OE SURGERY.

A London despatch says: News
has just come of an interesting sur
gical operation in the provinces, and
the prospect is that, if surgery con-
tinues advancing at the present rate,
important organs of the body will
by-and-by be manufactured to order.
The patient in this case had small
tumor in a large nerve in the arm.
In removing it some of the nerve it.
self was unavoidably taken away,
causing the loss of sensation TO
those portions of the skin to which
the nerve led. The surgeon, nothing
daunted, performed second oper-
alton 48 hours after the first. He
then took piece of the healthy
nerve from a leg he had just ampu-
tated and patched up the injured
nerve with it, In SO hours sensa-
ton returned, and there is now
every evidence of complete recovery.
THE ONLY LIVE PAPER of
Il Honolulu The Daily Bulletin"
80 cents per month,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
by l.. j. LEVEY.
EHTERTAINM ENT.

An entertainment will be given in
the Y. NJ. G. A. hall on next Satur-
day evening, May 25th, at 1880 p.
M, by the young ladies of the Y.
w. G. Il. U. Tickets, % cents
each, may be procured from the
General Secretary OF the Y. M. C..
A., or from Mi. j. +. Bidwell, at
No. 10, Fort street. But $50 tickets
have been issued, and every person
presenting one will be entitled to a
seat.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
A RARE CHANGE.

Mr.. j. w. Luning's entire house
hold furniture will fall under the
hammer tomorrow at the residence,
Liliha street. There are any amount
OF fine articles to be sold, and those
attending will be sure to obtain bar
gains. In addition to the list men
toned in another column, Berk-
shire SOW and lot of rabbits will be
offered. Read the list for your
selvps.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
EVENTS THIS EVENING,

Oahu Lodge No. / X. of P, a;
1880.
Mystic Lodge No. X. of P, at
1880.
Service at st. Andrews Cathe-
dral, at 1880.
Drill Co. c Honolulu Rifles, at
1880.
Special meeting and rehearsal Ho-
nolulu Arion, at 1880.
Service at Central Union Church,
at Z 80.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

THE Hawaiian News Company offer
very tempting assortment of Eng
fish, French and German literature,
comprising all the standard works in
poetry and prose at low prices. Call
and get 4 catalogue.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

capt. Langley has received the
following anonymous note through
the mail:
Honolulu, May 81, 1889.
To the Commanding Officer Co. c,
LIST Bait, H. ":
SIR ALLOW me to congratulate
you and the officers and men under
your command for the success they
scored at battalion drill, dress pa
rade and review last Sunday after
noon; also, for their extremely good
conduct while in camp.
Yours truly,
AN OBSERVER.
The Captain is himself proud of
the way his company carried them
selves all through the camping bust
ness.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

THREE Chinese were arrested this
morning for having opium unlaw-
fully in possession. They were taken
to the station house along with a lot
of parapheinalia.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

THAT Fischer piano recently inn
ported by the Hawaiian News Com
pany has been sold. Such fine in
strument was not likely to remain
unsold very long.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

DIR. E. A. Lundy the dentist has
returned from Maui. lie has fully
recovered from his rheumatic trouble
and is now able to attend to any
operations required in his profession.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

OUR "Irish Consul" is again to the
front with something new in his line
of business, and, rs he is noted for
only dealing in reliable goods, the
shirts he has just received will no
doubt be found satisfactory by those
purchasing them.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
BOARD.

GOoD Family Board for limited
" number of gentlemen not exceed.
ing q persons, i7o particulars apply 10
W. F. REYNOLDS,
264 II At 4. u. lhrum's store.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
THE &c ARCADE"
70 & ~ Fort SLOGAN g. CO-HonoIu1u, I'll. I.

Simon COIN the entire and
magnificent stock will sold for below Everything
be viii discontinued The stock
ts of the latest in Fine Dress and Fancy Goods Laces Embroidery
Silks Trimmings Ladies' Underwear,
Hosiery Shoes Slippers Also remember that
large elegant Gents Boys Fine Cuommade
Trunks Vase
etc. nd by buying at he can
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

A SPECIAL meeting of the Honolulu
Arion Society will be- held this even
ing at 1880 o'clock, followed by re-
hearsal.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
PASSENGERS.

For Kauai per stmr Mikahala. May
2l--Mr and Mrs f w Glade and child,
DR. Campbell, w d Schmidt, Hon A Z
Kalaukoa, Mr. Kanehaku, Ii p Faye, Mr.
Lopez, A Yoken and , daughters, and
about 80 deck.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

THE funeral of the late Mrs. Naca-
yama took place this afternoon from
the residence, King street, and was
quite largely attended. DR. C. NJ.
Hyde conducted the services. The
remains were inferred at Makiki.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

Mr.. ]. F. Morgan announces the
following sales: May 25th, under
writers, sale OF tubs, wire, and hoop
iron; May Goth, volcano pictures,
pastels, shells, coral, curios, stuffed
birds, ETC.; June LIST, the Hawaiian
schooner Rainbow.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

EVERY member of Co. c Honolulu
Rifles is expected at drill this even
ing, Something good.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

THE committee on the plans for
the new Central Union church will
make a report this evening.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

FRIDAY is the SEVENTEEN anniver-
sary of the birth of Queen Victoria.
Is it to be observed in this city2
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

AT noon to-day Mr.. L. j. Levey
sold 4S 100 of an acre of land situate
on Liliha street for 81 ,525.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

AT a meeting of the Waiakea Mill
Co. the following officers were elected
for the ensuing wear:
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
AUCTION SALES TOMORROW.
BY j. f. MORGAN.

BY j. f. MORGAN.
AT 10 a. M, at the residence of
j. w. Luning, the entire household
furniture, when bargains may be
looked for.
by l.. j. LEYEY.
At 10 Il. m, regular cash sale,
when will be offered general as
sortment Of merchandise.
At ii a. M, consignment of fine
household furniture just imported,
particulars of which appear else
where. Some large and small rugs
will also be offered
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22

THE boat boys say they are sorry
the Cormorant has gone.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-05-22
CONGRATULATIONS.

Grand Total.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-04-03
AID FOR SURVIVORS.
The German Squadron is
Already on the Way.
COURTESY OF THE COLONIALS.
The Fitting Out of United States
Vessels Hastened-Beres-
fOrd's Coincidence.
Associated Press Dispatches to the HrnALr

Associated Press Dispatches to the HERALD.
AUCKLAND, April 2.-One hundred and
twenty officers and men, belonging to the
wrecked German warships, have arrived
here en- route to Germany.
AUCKLAND, April 2.-The Government
of New Zealand has placed the steam
ship Hiremon, of 543 tons, at the dis
posal of Admiral Kimberly, in conse-
quence of the loss of the American men
of-war at Samoa.
THE GERMAN wAR-sHIPS.
WASHINGTON, April 2.-The German
vessels Sperber and Alexandrine, which
are now on their way to Samoa to replace
the wrecked vessels, are not very formid-
able ships, but at long-range fighting
would have decided advantage over
the American vessels, owing to
their superior armament and
speed. The corvette Alexandrine
is wood, iron and steel vessel of 1875
tons burden. She is of Is knots speed !;
her battery is made up of twelve 5 15-
inch, Atom. breech-loading rifles, two
81 Inch ditto, four revolving cannon,
and torpedo tube and equipment. The
Sperber is O. new cruiser of
composite type, 1,120 tons bur-
den, Az knots speed, and armed
with riaed 41a-inch Krupp, four Hotch-
kiss revolving cannon and two torpedo
tubes. Neither of the vessels is
armored, but it will be noted that their
speed is about fifty per cent. greater
than that of the American vessels or
dered to Samoa and their guns of greater
range.
HURRYING UP THE SHIPS.
Orders have been given by the Navy
Department for working extra hours in
preparing the Adams, Iroquois and PEN
aacola for sea. The Iroquois is at Mare
Island, California, and can be got ready
in six weeks. The Pensacola is at Nor
folk. One months time will make her
ready. The Department has not yet de-
cided where the Iroquois and Pensacola
will be sent, but they will be available
for service in Samoa if there should be a
necessity for their presence.
THE LOST "vANDALIAs."
The Colonel Commandant of the Ma
rine Corps has furnished the Navy De-
partment with the following list of ma
rines supposed to have been lost on the
Nandalla at Apla: First Sergeant John
Hantchett, Sergeant Frank A. Lessman,
Corporal Michael Cashen. Privates
Adolph Goldner, Frank Jones, George
Jordan, Nicholas Kinsella, Aylmer Mont
gomery, John Sims, Gilbert H. Wells,
Henry G. Gehring, Samuel Kraus and
Joseph Wixted: The cablegram had
these last three names, S. G. Gehring,
Charles Kraus and Henry Wixted.
FIGHTING oHARLEY's SYMPATHY.
Secretary Tracy has received from
L ord Charles Beresford, of the British
Navy, the following cablegram;
To the Secretary Of the american May.
"LoNDoN, April 2.-Allow me to ex-
press the heartfelt sympathy and regret
that myself and brother officers feel in
the loss suffered by the fAmerican Navy
at Samoa.
"(signed) CHARLES BEREsFoRD, 4
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-04-03
TERRY THE TERROR. 4.
Foiled by a .. s. Marshal,
He Tries a Druggist.
AND GETS ONE ON HIS "PEEPER." +"
He "Kicked" so Hard that He Laid
Himself 0ut-He Didn't Have His
"Dirk" With Him Then.
Associated Press Dispatches to the HnaAnDl

Associated Press DisDatches to the HERALD
FRESNO, CAL, April 2.-Following is
the full account of the fracas with Judge
Terry to-day FL. L. Thompson, drug
gist of this city, to-day presented a bill
to ex-Judge David S. Terry for number
of articles furnished to him. Terry is
the man who fought and killed Senator
Broderick in duel, and also the man
who married Sarah Althea Hill.
Terry took the bill and in
spected it closely. Returning it to
Thompson, Terry remarked positively
"My wife has paid that BILL" "Pos-
sibly," was the reply, "but not to me-"
At this the ex-Judge became furious.
"You d she did pay you."
Thompson replied in language equally
as forcible and concluded by repeating
that Mrs. Terry had not paid the bill.
The Judge stepped back short dis.
tance and nervously fumbled at his
vest as if hunting for a weapon.
He then advanced on Thompson
with flushed face, glaring eyes and the
movements of an enraged tiger. When |
within short distance of Thompson,
Terry aimed terrific blow at the drug
gist. Thompson stepped aside and, be-
fore Terry could strike him a second
time, he struck the Judge over the right |
eye, drawing a stream of blood. By this |
time the vicinity of the drug store was
crowded with people and mutual friends
separated the combatants. AS they |
were pulled apart an employee ofThomp- |
sons, named Williams, rushed to the |
rescue of his employer. AS he ap-
preached, Judge Terry, who was being
held by three men, made vicious kick |
at Williams. So wicked was the effort
that Terry lost his equilibrium and fell
on his back. The bill was for $3.50. |
Concerning Terry's attack there seems
to be but one opinion here. 1t is char
acterized as being entirely uncalled.for. |
This is admitted even by Terry's friends. |