The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-10
BRIGHT BITS.
HIS WIFE TAXES BoARDERs-"Do you live
within your Gomez"
NO; live Without enc. Puck.

HIS WIFE TAKES BoARDERs.-'Do you live
within your / Gomez"
NO; live Without enc. Puck.
A FAcETIoUs PARAGRAPHEa wrote OF a worker
IN Or NE who was hanged: His designs were
eKecraoie, but his execution was superb. -
JeIceiers' Weekly.
He FINED THE Internationally gen
GRAFTON of vipers!
Umpire-(waking up,-No back talk there
ten doilarS.-The Epoch
NE1GHBoRLY GREETING Strange how wet it
Be stranger still if it were dry with such
heavy rains. "-Hd,per's Bazaar.
WELL, doctor. how did you enjoy your Afri.
can journey How did you like the sava res ~
"Oh, they are very kind-hearted people; they
wanted to keep me there for dinner ''-LondOn
It'd Bits.
QUITE THE OTHER WAY.-"Aren't you ashamed
TO be seen fighting with that brutal jenkins boy
on !. the street, asked Johnnie's irate mother.
. Ashamed?' repeated johnnie in SUR rise
Ashamed? No, why should l be? | licked
him. some Uitie Journal.
ToMNY-Say, Mr.. Dryleigh, you can try it on
me if you like.
>, Rev, Mr.. D.-Idon't understand you my child
Try whatf
Why, ma says you can put anybody to sleep
In i've minutes" (Tableau. Grip.
No, GEORGE" she muttered as the miserable
youth kne.t in passionate frenzy at her feet,
Il can never be yours"
wen, Clara. he answered bitterly, as he
rose quickly, You might at least nave told me
SO before, and saved me from bagging these
trousers -Ct0 hter and tnrniSher.
CRY MAN (on summer jaunt)-Are you
gong TO have an agricultural exhibition here
this year?
Farmer (sadly)-No-o, I'm afraid not Most
OF the old ladies' what makes quilts is died of,
and tn re amt decent race boss in the county
--NeW YOik Weekly
Miss YELLowLEAF- cannot understand wbv
you call Mr.. Sheighman blshfIl, l talked with
MIN over an hour last evening and he seemed
peri city at ease.
pas itui 10 fact have often heard that i'll tue
society of old ladies he was a most charming
talker.-Terre Hante Express
TRAMp-Madam, will you please give me
something to eat?
Lady-Yes, | will give you something if you
Certainly, madam. viii be pleased to work
Tor you In the line of my trade
WHAT is your trade?'
GRAY, digger. "-7erdS Siftinqs
In THE EARLY DAwN-Proprietor of Museum
i a'n glad TO see that You are looking after
my interests so well That last freak-the pirl
VINO hasn't slept for fourteen years-is a dandy
Manager-sh-h Not so loud. She has lust
gone into the next room and she told me not To
wake her until half an hour before snow time
TEXAS Sifttn0s
MISTAKE OF LIFETIME.-Mr. Hardcash latter
an eopement from rural summer resort
MY dear; you told me the night proposed that
your father had retired from business; but
now learn he is peanut vender
She-No, didl't, anything of the sort You
remarked about 1920 o'clock at night that Won
supposed my father was in the city immersed
| In business and | said he had retired He ALWAYS
! goes TO oed at 10 o'clock.--le1c York Weekly.
HAD TO CHANGE THE SUBJEcr.-He CRYING Ia
| start the conversation)-I hear that another
comet has just been disc )vered
She "a boston girl)-Oh, yes; and you can
| easily hni 1t with small telescope such as
| every one has nowadays. Ii is now abou j
hours 81 minutes right ascension. and about 15o
north declension, with retrograde motion of
nea ~ one minute per day in right ascension.
| Are You Interested in astronomy?
he (hoqndering around mentally)-Um-er-
| yes; out prefer base ball. What do you think
OF the Boston team this year?-PlIck