The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1889-04-05

April Fool. Lsst Hnnsisy W.!
April Fool dsv. aud some pc pie d'-'
lowered she fact.
sssn~. gosn -aii .Who'l : ihouzas
. Harrison wouli have iekei 80! u
oush' 10 have h~i the r. =. By thi-
|1Iun-."
Col Schroeder looked soiemnlv ~ 81
. big Irt,es he TOOK from his Z. q. box
and xvimiy re,nsrked. "Cspt. Fisher
time hss been ~, ~ dsys now. and p"d.
i..x. sin~sc~ vuf Quay neesl"i think she'
80 sml sua niwas> by . big envs'"p'
+ wish only good wishes 10 IL The nr-s
4 of April nov i no time for joking
~Gsif- sighed as he sided up - h'-
darling. and sang Sweet bye and bye !;
4 81 q alwa> thus! never had rose or
4 nower. but some other fellow tried 70
/ grab III and delays are dangerous when
posi-otiices are at stake, particularly
when Corn and Cotton a'e both 90 high,
hus suppose ! will have 70 stand A.
other April FOOL
Tie dentist received big envelope
aud caiIe.i out Up Cotton! Wnsls the
number az your box? II Vas always
claimed Cotton Is King. and Ia times Of
p-~ce Cor a Is not 50 valuable. But. oh .
sni> u ONLY big piece Of yellow paper
Parker took IN -otficisl- envelope
f. from The Office aud hegan "Now i the
+. winter Of nv discomfort rendered -
and stopped when he saw IL was not
n from Wannsmsker. but read DIR. for 50
manv pounds saddle leather, buckles
N Swine, etc. and vowed he would '-qni'
dealing with firm which sent out such
sleceiving envelopes
Twenty-nine years ago thousands OF
y,ersons appeared st thf tower OF Lon
don hearing tickets admitting them 4
zee The washing OF the white lions
Some wsg hsd sent out the Invitations
Two ladies' met and conssled escl
other with the fact that they ''were no
fooled ~ bad - the men. - they had no
carried kerosine torches. drank sou
beer. smoked strong tobacco. or ever
been permitted 20 vote for II harrison, bu
stsll il wss real mean in him 70 foul then
$3.50 IL was, aud they believed the.
would write 10 Mrs Harrison about Il
or q Governor Porter. before be start
away!'
Kstterhenry looked solemnIy ~
half-smoked aide Of meat for full d.
minutes. soliIoqnising, "If I'm alwsy
20 BE- picked thus, whv mightnt the \
o. .. a. we'll slwsss be IN The snnp? l..
omit furnishing coal oil for hsmbeauz
certaini ~
Tsnsslus : gentlemen. vas made ID
eussoiisn OF certain secrets BY Z-us an
chen gave the snsp AWAY was sent 4
hsdes for punishment. lie became 4
dry,ss topper IN prohibition town. sn
ehe proprietor Of The eternal baseneu
took him 70 : cool stream. lei him wad
in up 20 his chin and said, prin
heariv.v just as Taptslus said -gss
goes and bent 10 take drink. III
waters 1eceded and The devil ssid Apr
fool That thing has been going 0
ever since aud Tsntalus il awful dry b
this time.
Rem. Dillon. Parr. Adams. Stewart Az
> few other kindred spirits At Ise.sn
held csucns, and unanimously agree
shsi II was bad tat Wannsmsker Ia
fooled them 60 bad on prohibit'on. III
sighed Suppose he should fool " no
With Colvin. too! Oh! ms!
Aga'lant Young married attorney "
on the square. ami handsome yous
LAZY book agent beckonel 70 min 10 con
oser The street 10 her. lie looked ~ l
brightly BACKED shoes aud The mud
street crossing, but bic heart beat quic
HE wife couldn't see him. and his u
si"n for the fair sex overcame his lel
Judgment, and he boiled across ihrou
she mud. and just a. he reached her,
Laughed sni said loud enough 70
overheard BY number waiting fGr u
- The Post Office. - she turned aw
Good morning! April FooI."
looked II her reirestirg form. aud bro
for the shelter. OF the Court house 70
out Of reach Of. the laughs which greet
him.