New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-17


where, TO- su'ah."
| There Is one incident in tho career Of the Physos
wreo that ought TO be told before ne fades enstcv
| from view The Democrats out In LIMOS hAso
| habit Of passing tho Senatorial nominauon aiouD
/ They nominate and vote for man fof sona.o., -
| as they never elect they relieve inc mono'H' rs
| giving different man the nomination eaen uno.
| Physical Wrecks turn came IN 1873, "hon 80 80.
| eral Logan was elected the second time. he wa
| nominated in due form, for not withstandns 'noa .
successive failures the Illinois Democrats go tnfouen
| the forms as solemnly as though there was os
Of success. State senator Dearborn was seieoaeu "
| present General Blacks name TO the Senase. $3.50
| tor Dearborn Is known In Illinois as oa 80
| MOUTH on account Of the sweetness OF DIS So N
| which is OF a remarkably fine quality. ora eus~'
| MouthS never docs things by halves, ana wheh no
| arose to speak for General Black ne euioslA
| In a way that must have made bis conscieneo S''N-
| him. tM ~
"This great statesman" he said in rounding ous "s
speech this splendid jurist, this grand soialer
| 1 nominate for the high once Oh oni'eu 0'
| tor IS $500.
Here aold Sugar MOUTH faltcred. He ciutcneo
| the air He had forgotten the name OF the siaSo@
| man. iurst and soldier whom be desired 10 hon'"a
| There was an awkward and awful pause oi'ins W
| side Mr. Dearborn was Tom Merritt, tne s .u.es
statesman from Salem. he saw sugar .uo"
dilemma and tried to help him out Leanins go 90
| toward Dearborn he stammered in what was in'e ,
10 be whisper but In tones loud enough to % neaiu
| all over the Senate Chamber:
| HB-B- BLACK, y-you ff-fool" -
Than was roar OF laughter ali over the Cham
| ber "on Sugar Mouth was completely nooreo' io
could not continue his speech, and bis sugsry tono'
w.re no longer heard advocating the election OF Cen
| eral Black.
Colonel Pierce of Dakota tells Of MEMBER Oh 'i'o
Terslature OF that Territory who takes an ineresv IN
1 ,thnt "a In
| right out In meeting" Not many months ago tho
| Governor Church. who has been at deadlock WIN
| the Leglslature already, sent IN the noIninsuoh V
onelegged man for prominent office, ana u oe'A4H'
the duty Of the Legislature to consider wnetner "
| firm It or not This statesman to whom Co'V ut.
| pierce aI,udes took the floor and made oreL pub
| efecttye speech. 49,
UcentIemen OF the LEGISLATURE" said he, Lou US
,oo tho situation calmly the face and see we can
stand this sort of nimcompoOp In the ONCE W WIS.
| no has been nominated. he trades mostly, - I'm
to,d gentlemen on his timber Leg but don't 10 iooie
on that Did he lose his meat and bone leg In 'no
war gentlemen, did he lose 1t in the warI NO, sr'
| he did not lose IL IN the war Ld no oSe'
\ IN the harvest field No, sir, he die not ioso
| n in the harvest field. Then how dd ne pOeo
a. YOU ask and you have right to ASK W. senuo-
men. IL IS your right TO ask all quesuons you s'V
| a mind TO about the way in which tnlS aunoi
| last bH log, and can answer theh'
| riding gentlemen, over the prairtes OF uns
| great and growing Territory, turning out OF tneU
handle cottages he widows and orphans OIL Po
soldiers who not able to pay rent IN the uoS"
midst OF winter when tho good and wise Crea'Or' "no
helters and feeds the sparrows and never allows tne
children Of the righteous 10 DC Ooee'"e O'
| his - shlns OFF,
r.ts a generally accepted theory that man Is never
o.t 10 his Intlmates which may account for aset'o
nat the late Civil Service Commissioner had WIN on"
| ~ b,a old friends. IN which tho Honorable OomH
sIoner was routed. Mr Chester h FauiAno. w
| head Of one of the bureaus In the PENSION onN' w
ola friend Of Edgorton's and combination 'nAe 'ne
| often finds In the states OF hitcraoy S"a -, g.
some regent rules Of the Commission not suiuns MI
ruItner ne interviewed Mr.. Edgerton on me suDIec'
uo,r,oa out their weakness and lmpractcsoiilV anu
| Irsh,ed upon Il that they should Dc ohsnseu'
seems that this was weak point Oh haser.on ,, %
he Numbered back at Faulkner In VOICE Hi~' "O"'N
| have made weaker man remoie' .SO,.
| avon old gnoramus. you what DO you hnow suous
| Itl Those rules arc all right H"os "''- 49,
| are not going 10 be changed" r..
| Very weIla said Faulkner, very weh' hnscrson
Tb.ss all right You and know all tnere 10 70 ~"
| ,r This world. I reckon, so We won't say any
| more about the rules ra..r
1--WE know everything there Is to know s~'a S"s''
| TON "what the devn do you meanI'
a v-or- answered his friend, you know every tnins
| .... r. IN know ,cept Jess one thing-snd Know
q HON :, unused Edgcrton becoming interested
ve AN do under the influence OF bit Oh nS''0'''
what Is It you know and don'tP .,;u,
| a wen. Eagerton, as said, you know every tn'ns
,,oro ,s Ia know In this world, cept Jess one thins
| "a know that and that is that you're -
| tool Good morning. and Mr. Faulkner walked on
Senator ingalls, is no less bright and pointed N ms
omarhs Of n social character than no Is on the noor
Ia vi
hvud ts attracted by women who incline TO sou'hess
ono ~ his tayorIties girl Of ample proportions VINO
haa snent the summer out Of town, returned o0ens,
ard e WAS reported TO tho Senator that she n~u oo
| Hesh during her outing. WELL said INC o0naoi'
that won't do you will please tell - tnS. my HHo
,ion for her decreases In exact proporuon " H0 "''
OF Aesh'
g. 1on,t like Mr.. H." said young woman IN
,0.,, n newly arrived political light 10 Is such
a bad FORM" u.A., = raver
noticed that; never pay any attention 70 man
form. any way. but # is the first thing LOOK ~ +"
a woman. II adds so much to her SSe
|. II IS perfectly astonishing how quickly man osh
ump fence when Il separates him from no @no'.on
Republican Senator happened to meet i1enu Oh ms
who was appointed TO onlce by Ceyei"no' nSu . now
II for four years, and is 10th to give II up. eHp
ping him on tho back In q fraternh way NO 'SN "
friend who standing by, -,
Here is solid Democrat, but roya sooo 'eliow
htst the same who may, hope Keep DIS ONCE oven
II some of my boys have to suffer for IL
a Democrat ~ said the royal good feiow'" Demo
crat Why, you know every one said was hepuoi'-
can when was appointed, and really ooulu nSse
.s Ia, tou T think would have cast the straight
RopublIcan ticket and he smiled scky smile
into the face Of his friend. who had suddenly grown
into ice and has ceased to believe his once intimate
friend I" a royal good fellow
The new game. "Pigs in Clover" Is in high
favor with every ono In Washington, nom the small
boy who grows Wild with excitement over It N tho
nnrsery 10 tho grave official who finds an agreeable