New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-01
He Is frnlY q swell. d

with tho correspOIt -
He is truly q SWELL ii
He SAYS CbApples and Al, tners, by iowa.
His arms az an anglo
DO gracefully daDgle
His style twouh be hard 10 improve.
His clothes arc surprising,
His trousers Disgusting
All semblance Of legs underneath.
His tender mustachcs
Drop down like eyeiashos
Der cigarettes poised 'twixt his teeos
HIS manners graceful,
lie has a whole face full
OF stars most exquisitciy Dianh
Quite the thing are his collars
lie earns fourteen dollars
" "''1 -(Merchant nsvefSss.
On the god Of Aphl when the people OF aasss'
chusetts will vote the question OF Prohibition, The
Australian ballot system will into operation fur
the first time
Test Of Cit.Eenshp.-A discussion arose on oosro
An Atlantic liner short time ago as 70 no etzoashie
.n Snf' :aa by his
II He's seOtchman,' said another, know by hia
Hes q German said another, Il know oy bis
Tn. Young ladies' thought he looked little Spanish
Hare the conversation rested, but soon ono OK t0sm
have It,. said she, he's American; he's got
his legs the table'NOcean.
Tn 70 the present time 900 900 rabbit skins have
been exported from New -Zealand alone and yss me
number Of rabbits In that country has not peroepooH
escreeseeA q -
Who has SlayS f.. ;,sa s1 m g S:ss
MassS down his budget Of memSrspds as otacs d.y
s as the great critic coming out
. How did you like iti' asked the tis,cse ~. ..
vlsysd so sveh in my lfe.'
knd he passed on Just behind tne Listener e.. s' ~
ncsi,,nctory rapture over the performance. ons o.
them whispered to her companion: ma =, n..n,.,
perfectly saO SId ;v sS's s1Su s oon
| certs'-- Boston transcript
An operatic manager who was about TO give grand
opera IN Rio Janeiro engaged three dierc 1t men -
arst tenor in Paris During the voyage tht fact cane
ont and the three men Indignantly demanded an ex-
planation from the manager. "Centemen'' no sac
/ in suave torres, at will be all right am m oia
manager In III Rio Janero business, ana e'tnee one
OF you would be perfectly satisfactory % mo- ouS
! shall not be there week before two are cersih "
fall victims to the yellow fever, and the ono shss 10
| left will be my first tenor for the coming so@s"n.
have trie.. II manx years, and never kae" i~.+
so thsre "a no use quarreLing about It at this earu
day
Roman satire.-Iiule Son-Papa when Brvtus 80 -
the Roman senators were AL honoraes mon ne o'0n
Tather1No he spoke satirically.
whats that ~
He meant that the Hon.. In front OF their names
was nut there by their constituents Just TOR loHe
| Tbose old Romans reiished humor ~ much ~ we oo'-
| --tYhlsdelphia Record
The phaiclphia Presbyterian recently gave cur
rcpcy to story to the effect that the leaders OF inc
| southern Confederacy intended to establish stA'e
| Church TIE late Rev DR.. J. b. McFerrfn vss s1"sn
i AZ the authority for the story. But the soans"
napers GENERALLY say that IL Is an absurd rcfion~
! They urne sitting In the theatre. One OF them hA<
| got a little confused about the play.
| -. What act Is this The fourthF
| No II isn't us the fourth
al know us tho third. I've only had two drinkA-
| -1san Francisco Chronicle.
A Western paper recently spoke OF young man IN
college AS the probable ma.ciictaran OF bis oiass
But The World did better than this couple OF years
aro when IL spoke OF DE Lanccy Ncoll as the v>is
tudinartan" Of his class in college
oomplete reports OF the imperial ceremony at Pesns
have not been furnished By cable out the rclocm
over the Emperor Kwangsu's triple mAnAse -
scarcely have alet to make the narrow strce1 OF ~,
Chinese capital re-ech0 with tho sood OH Cs'sssas
10 En- ploA leads hap py life,
He Ace hom ev ly calsnd stllfe;
He's wtvns as ma ny be viii. 80
Il philadelphia Times.