The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-01-23
BRIGHT BITS

A TIsED RAzoz-Custo-e- after shave
Sree, scot barber. tEs- razor OF yours IS II g
terrible coalition
Baro=r-Y=s. sab I Sex (. az L vas on,
70 dsrncS las nigh---ECoct
Mas BLIss-Yosi're awfu,ly mean. Bradley.
bgcco
Mr.. Bliss-This isn't tesscoo.. Edith. It's from
= psckaZe marked ''In1-aE's Delight" that Tom
Brown sent me from LItcafisld, Combine
CaUNET-Ah, Chiefly. Cd chap. you've over.
TorEed yourself EeTer saw you look 50 CON-
pdeteiy used up
Cholly-Yaas, brain work. too. made a
Solemn New Year resolution 70 keep diary
and cant think Of az .1ing 70 say.-Shoe end
Leather Reporter.
MARYLAND WIDOW named Hallsts set a bear
trap a. Ter snnoke1c1ss door and the fr.t
eaten was tie man who vas couTliDg her, with
with 100 pounds OF bacon packed up and ready
70 carry on Mary ssFe1 hsF bacon and he
saved his for she forgeve him Il takes the
widows 70 forgive AMI Generalization GLobe.
TEE WRONG Proposition well M boy. &c
ne asked chserfuily a. tn breakfast table the
morning after Cholly had taken the important
leap Gov DID things 20 last evening; Did she
smile on your proposal
No, said ChoIly. family. pushing away a
breakfast roll she smiled al il. ''-S0naeYrille
Journal
"YoU would be sorry % lose your sister.
wouldn't you. Johnui 81 asked the visitor sug,
him in the drawing
Nope" replied Johnnie 4 guess l could
stand II. Air. HaDkinson. Nav says I've got to
wear snort pants I'll after Irene's married. -
Ktnderkook Rough Il otes.
TIE professor Of all known sciences and arts
is busy in his laboratory when maid comes to
announce the arriya. OF q son. whom the pro
fessor s vile has PR enJ-d 10 him.
Monsieur, says SIZE "a little boy has ar
rived.
Tell him am busy. " says the savant. He
will have TO call again. ''AHlericn.
IN KESTUcKY.-F.rst ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
to some medical experts We are going TO have
cholera next year
Second Keltuck an-ImpOssble,
What makes yO2 think il is inpossibles"
Because san, We are TO have radical CON
gress, and that's enough. Don't you believe in
the existence Of a supreme beingr'-Te1ds
SJtings.
MY DEAR said Fifth avenue millionaire,
isn't this rather an expensive SUPERB
Expensive, john. replied the wife 1t con.
sists OF nothing but cold roast lamb and a salad
Why, Marie prepared the supper herself"
yes. be said. sarcastcallv land there's a
5000 chef down stairs doing nothing. You
must keep him busy, my dear, or we won't get
our money back. ''-EOoch
Mrs. DoLLIvER-Oh, Henry. have dropped
the water pitcher cut Of the window and l saw
it light on an elderly man.
Dir. Dol iver turning pale)-Great Scott, Jane
You don't know what damage you may have
caused.
Mr.. Deliver in tears)-Yes, I do. It's pure
china and can't be replaced for less than so
Oh. what shall doi-H0rper's Drdlcer
ALL THERE-Kansas Rustler-Anybody kin
be rich If he exercises little ingenuity. wy
in rs / took tue census Of the state al regular
rates an made barrel Of money-took jest a
day to a county. New Coner-ImposSible ,
You could moi Not at all podner I'd
hit a town bout sundown. looking as much as |
could Ike a Boston capitalist, an jest fore
gon' TO bed I'd ask the price OF corner lots By
mornin', every man, woman, an child in the
county would be waitin fer me- and all had to
do was 10 look ont Of one Of the hotel windows
an count the heads. Time.
An UNSUCCESSFUL SEANcE - Superstitious
young man to clairvoyant) Can yon reveal the
dark secret of the futurey
ClairvOyant-With the aid of my powerful
horoscope can, for fifty cents; but / must 20
into trance first.
Young Mau-All right; here's your 20 cents
and you can ret into your trance as soon as
you like. only want to ask You one question
lClairyOyant ia trance Did Sullivan and
XII rain ever mean 10 fight,
Clairvoyant larOuSin2 from trance HERES
your 80 cents young man; you must ask me
something easier.-Neto York Sun