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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16
DICKINSON.

cIAss.DAY oFFICERS-F0RENSICS-G CLUB
Carlisle. Penn. Dec. Is CspeciaD.-The holiday
vacation will begin Thursday
Captain Pitcher delivered a lecture on Football
and the Battlefield before the students few nights
ago,
The first senior forensic held Thursday evening
in the chapel.
Mills and Hamilton have been elected presidents OF
the Bellies Lettres and Union Philosophical Societies
respectively.
String 81 who has been quite III, is able to be
about again.
President George f. Reed delivered able address
before the County Institute last week
Tho football team had their pictures taken in
group, to be placed in the college gallery.
The senior class met yesterday and elected the
following class-day officers President, 6. s. Wallace
vice president a. s. Griffith secretary, W. p Taylor
treasurer L. +. Smith; chaplain, J. W. Glover adj
dress of welcome, j. T. Hamilton; historian, y. II.
Zimmerman address to under graduates {. l. TuIpin
class poet, W. NJ. Pearce prophecy, II. Urner' pres
entation speech c. W. Webbert; statistcan, n. s..
Griffith class ode, W. p. Taylor; Allison Grafton, J.. f..
Smith Beaver oration w. p Taylor; farewell address,
j. p. McComas, OF Congressman McComas; senior
chairman committee ON arrangement j. T. smlh :
F. Suder: Junior committee, J. X. Ilcber, August F..
Moore, II. @. Budd, E. L. Cross, :. C. Boyer ana
The class of 90 has at last challenged 02 10 cane
rush. The challenge has been accepted but the tmc
and conditions have not YET Deel a-lceu upon.
Wallace and Webbert, both 90 visited Boston as
delegates 10 the National Convention OF the Theta
Delta Chi Fraternity.
President George f. Feed has arranged for series
of senior oratorcal exhibitions. forenses" rs be
has named them TO take the place of the Old chapel
stage exercises. These viii be held In B0sler Mo
mortal Hail. 1t such times the faculty may decide
upon. Attendance will not be compulsory but al
the students viii be invited, and VIII have the
privilege Of bringing OF Inviting their friends.
DickinsOns Gee Club VIII give its first grand con
cert in the Opera House, this city. on January "a,
after which tho club VIII leave on a tWOWeehS tour
TO a number Of Eastern towns and cities.
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FURS.
THE NEWEST STYLES.


rnrstores are gorgeous with the display Of luxuous
rarments made from fine skins. The return OF royal
Russian sable 10 favor makes the stock OF the merchant
in fine furs represent the expenditure Of q hrse
amount of capital Dealers in the finest sahles IKE
dealers in fine diamonds, however keep their choicest
treasures under lock and key in huge safes away on
the ewes of the crowd. The favorite small piece q
fur suitable for gift is peerine or cape. This nv
be a simple cape with high shoulders and hanis
Elizabethan collar, or it may be fitted close 10 u
figure in front, ending in points. In sealskin sub
canes cost ss5 TO SIS, and the muff to match cost
500 In Persian lamb the same capes would b soz
from $50 TO $50 and the muff from IS TO Sl5 Blscl
monkey capes are less expensive, costing S25. At h
price good cape of natural beaver, or at s3o ma
black marten cage can be bought. The cravatte Is
dainty BIT Of fur made of some small animal, usually
the sable. The head and legs are mounted and tho
little creature is around the neck. Partisan
cravattes of sable have eyes of diamonds or rAeiS
The mink and other small animals are made up in n
way. Cravattes Of Russian sable are $50 to s'o,s
minkskin 3d. Partisan cravates OF sable with ievea
ewes are much more expensive. Russian sable mEt
OF exceptional dark quality, priced by judges OF ~
are $3.50 and capes 5000 TO $1,000. Hudson Bay
sabes a cheaper grade Of the same fur with peeuAs
reddish color, are less than half this price, bur y
As pretty as very dark fine mnk-skin, which IS |"
sideraby chea- err Boas worn by those who SUI %
them, but are no longer new.
In fur garments the long coats, called varousy "
Newmarket the Alexandria and the ElzaoethaD cos
but differing only in slight cut of the collar or sppns
of the garment in front are most In demand oy voe'
Of taste who are able TO crafty their fancy suen
coat in fifty -f0urinch length costs ABOUT SoSV WINS
trimming: trimmed with Russian sable II w
COSTLY garment Little close-fiting coats OF w
Noeta seaIskin made entirely plain, are l9s. -
garments with Young ladies. In t|enI.,~o ssv,,
lengths they cost $40. Goats or sacque rssJ
preferred without rimm ng, although there a s ismS
and coats with trimmings and YES OF fesA
or tiger. skin for those who fancy NOVELTIES
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16
JOHNS HOPKINS.
Y. n. c. A. LIBRARY AND LECrUREsHIP-CIlAs
BANQUET - EXAMINING STUDENTS FOR
TIE GEOLOGICAL SURVEY.


THE GEOLOGICAL SURVEY.
N Baltimore, Nd Dec. 10 (Speclal.-Th organization
of branch of the Young Mems Christian Association
among the Hopkins University men and Mr.. Eugene
Levering's gift OF a cOmmodious building NV
lbSry and meetings OF the association, have lei to the
creation Of lectureship on Christian evidence II Is
understood that the Rev. J. A. Boarus ID. D., OF the
Southern Baptist University at Louisville, has been
invited to FIJI this position.
The members of the class OF 90 have been agitated
of late over the question Of wine at the class banquet
The prohibition element was strong that the com
mittee on the banquet concluded that the best way
10 dispose OF the matter TO allow each man to
order what he pleased None will be named on the
menu. -
BY invitation of Director Powell. OF the United
States Geological Survey, several able students in
geology, taking special civil service examination
Tor vacancies the survey. Their duties will be the
preparation of geological reports and diagrams.
The Hopkins football team has thus far nothing 10
show but defeats. The University Of Virginia boys
didn't let them score point Tho only club they have
been able TO DO anything with IS tie Ct Johns team Of
Annapolis and even that has beaten them once or
twice. The banjo club has given a performance for
the benefit OF the crippled Athlelc Associations.
DR. II. Newell Martin Is delivering series OF lectures
on :" The Relation of Psychology to Physiology
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sr,7,ve ASSOCIATION RACES At YEwBURG.

Ncwburg. n Y. Dec. 10 (spcciaD.-The racing COM
rttse of the National skating Association, Messrs g.
4 Avery. James :. Taylor and Charles H. DonoGhue.
have completed the programme. aud 1t VIII include
races of one quarter mile one mile, five miles and ten
miles The one-quarcr-mile and the five mile races
will take place Oh Friday, January II, on Muchaeoe
Lake in the western part of the city the one-mile
IRA ghtaway race on the river on the following sat
t,ernoon at the lake. IL IS expected that with TIE
amer. an entries there will be number OF Canad an
aer 10 compete for the prizes which will be Onefed
hr the lovers OF the sport I'm this city. There is
tslk also of laying out separate tak Ks FOR the con
tett,nts As they DO IN foreign countries. They are
Gfteen feet wide and the skaters are obliged to al
erpate in making the laps first on me inside aud then
on the outside. that they may not put each otner
IT, nockets or make stern chases to avoid the Winds
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16

That the taste of tea and coffee TO the majority
of people is far less agreeable than that oil cocoa
Tor more correctly speaking than that oil GOO"
cocoa is fact.
That the preparation for ready use Of cocoa or
preferaby of good pure. soluble cocoa, IS lar more
simn,e than that Of tea or coffee is easily proved
for, simply pouring boiling water on nan Tea,
spoonful Of VAN HoUTEN's Cocoa in cup anu
adding sugar to taste, gives the best Of all oeV-
erages.
No wonder. therefore, in this age of hot haste
and teyerish anxiety. medical men all over the
world and especially so in Europe strongly recon-
mend VAN HoUTEN's Cocoa.
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AMONG TIE COLLEGES.
YALE.
ALPHA DELTA PHI NEEDS NEW ChAfiNr
uorsE-oHAMBER coScERTs-suBJEcTs


ALPHA DELTA PHI NEEDS NEW cHAPTEH
uoUsE-cHAMBER UNDERGRADUATES
FOR THE Golden CLUB MEDAL.
NewHaven Conn.,, Dec. 15-The Alpha Deita fhi
chaptcr OF Ya,e is In 1ourishng CONDITION. inc NOM
bership having inc rcascd much that IL mas pe000
r.oesss,v 10 secure a much larger chapter house.
yale,s chamber concerts are becoming famous The
Philharmonic sextette will perform at the next puoh'
entertainment, January 10.
Al 1890 a. M and : p. m. to-day, Dwight L.
Moody addressed all the students who couid possibly
secure entrance into the college chapel
Yae students have formed an organization Known
as the Lake Whitney Hockey Club ana nuhloer
of matches will be played this season
The Sloan laboratory has lately received some Valu-
able optical apparatus the finest single article DeihG
a Rowland grating spectroscope which 10 pe
used for securing photographs Of spectrums'
Harvard and Johns Hopkins University own the
only two smilsr instruments in existence.
The subjects for the Golden Club medal for lo9o.
as announced by Professor W. g. Sumner, are as
follows: History Of silver Since 1875" Employers
Liability "The Doctrine of Virtual Monopoly IN
ternational Industrial Exhibition This medal Is
given annually by the Golden Club of London - inc
members Of the university who show the highest pro-
fciency in political economy. There are three gwen
I'm this country one TO Yale 10 Williams ana one
90 Princeton.
The makeup of the second banjo club has been
decided upon as follows c. II. Ha,kcl, 80 president :
T. Foster. '9I, secretary and treasurer banleaIrnes
l. c. Smith. '9l h. Foster, 'o1, and d. Gatchell.
'92 banjos-Powell, '92 webster 'o2; c. A. Pres
ton, '91 s.: mandolins-C. n. Haskell, 80; d. L.
THOMPSON 'gl guitaIs-Hait. 81; D. c. Dcltw0Od.
$50: {. L. Osborne 03, aud L. Allen, '93.
There is much delight at Yale In consequence OF
Professor W. X. arpcrs refusal to accept the presl
dency of the University of s. nth Dakota
The 10Oth annual ale catalogue was Issued a rev
days ago. 1t shows attendance in all depart
ments OF the university of 1903.
The Connecticut Almanac for 1890 has just been
issued the editor being Professor \. W. Phillips OF
Yale College. The contributors arc Professor H. A.
Newton. on Victories. Me'eois and s. 90 ing stars,
Professor n. II. White, Oh Astronomical Cacula-
tions and Notes. and H. C. Rowe upon Farming
Under Water Fifty Deep
President Yeomans, OF the Yale Football Assoca-
ton. has received $500 Yae's share OF the re
ceipts of the Thanksgiving Day game at the Berke-
ley oval
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PRINCETON
COLLEGE OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES HOLIDAYS
-RFRuILDING THE CAGE.

REBUILDING THE CAGE.
Princeton, N j., Dec. 10 (SpeciaD.-Mr. J. c. Van
Dyke L. H. D. delivered his last lecture on art before
the students on Thursday last. The lectures have
been interesting and instructive throughout, and have
been enjoyed by professors, students. and number
of the citizens Of Princeton.
In past years It has been customary for the faculty
TO issue the annual college catalogue in the latter
part of November or early In December; but, owing
10 the extensive additions and changes that have
been introduced this year, the publications Will be
delayed until the middle of January.
The annual college Bric-a- Brac7 is out. and will
be put on sale on Tuesday. The book is a decided
improvement those of past years. containing a
number OF new features. The frontispiece is fine
wash-plaie design. The work contains fine photo
type of the late Professor Alexander Johnson, LIZ D.,
formerly professor of Jurisprudence and ppliticas
economy In the college. II also contains cut OF the
new Museum Of Historical Art we'll as cuts of tho
football baseball lacrosse, glee and banjo clubs oil
last year. The field athletic records have been ell
larged and improved. The Publishing Committee con
sists of Charles T. Howell, chairman, Now-Jelsey
James c. Meyers, Pennsylvania; Thomas I. McNair,
Pennsylvania George b. Agnew, New-YOrk; Robert
T. Wallace, Pennsylvania William S. Whitehead,
New-Jersey: f. Berkeley smith, NewYork; James
Barnes, Ncw-YOrk The book is published BY the
At the regular meeting OF the faculty last week IT
was decided to close college at noon on wednesday
At a meeting Of the junior class James c. Meyers.
of Pennsylvania and James IL. Durham. of Jersey
we're unanimously elected 10 represent the class as
deba;er and orator respectively in the Washingon's
Brhdsy excrc Joseph 5. Roddy, OF Pennsylvania
was elected athletic captain fOr the ensuing year
A meeting OF the Executive committee OF Inc AIN
Ie,lc Association was held last week and 1t was
formally decided 20 rebuild the cage for winter piac-
tee. Definite plans were adopted for raising the
necessary fnnds and the work VIII be pushed forward
with all haste The undergraduate members OF the
COLLEGE have been called upon to subscribe I'll 1OU
toward the fund.- which IS being promptly done The
football management have slgnlfed their intention 10
resnond literally several contributions have already
been received from alumni 1t is intended TO have
the building ready for occupancy by February l.
CharSes G Dana captain of next years nine. has
announced that practice will begin on January A.
The gymnasium will be used until the cage is ready
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Preferable to any other Cocoa or

Preferable TO any other COCOA or
Chocolate.
That VAN IIoUTEN's Cocoa is better and more
soluble than any other Cocoa or CHOCOLATE IS
we'll known in Europe and is testified to by
ANALYSTS and medical men of the highest an1ins
The reason being that C. j. VAN HoUTEN was the
inrentOr of" pure soluble Cocoa This invention
he patented in ucIand, consequently all other
alleged cocoas are limitations The process OF It's
manufacture is still, to-day, the secret OF the
ROYAL COCOA FACTORY
Of c. J. VAN HoUTEN & ZooN Weesp' Holland.
Cbemists and doctors of the highest standing say
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CORNELL.
on TOTAL ABSTINENCE" THE CORNELL MAGA-
uNE"-AN EVENING WITH PLINY


HNE"-AN EVENING WITH PLINY
Ithaca. n. Y. Dec. 10 (SpeciaD.-Dean White gave
practical talk to the Cornell University Total Ao-
stinence League the other day. lie commended the
work Of the league It one tending 10 make less
likely those scenes which occur when the boys go
on, ~ town N q banquet or football game, which
leave bad impression on strangers.
The Cornell Magazine appeared yesterday Inc
leading article is by Professor schumon enuueh a
Plea for Biblical QIebrew) scholarship al Corhch'
L. j. Vance writes political education IN colleges.
X. F. Robert writes Arstotle's Poeiica ana
Iessing's Hamburgischc DramatlqueF An od
VIRGINIA Gentleman IS the subject of an article Dy
G. j. W. Batn. W. c. Bronson writes on " Las
Dream NJ de Quincy " Here and There In the
Library is a welconducted department by professor
L. +. Hail. jr. - l.. .Ao c,,osstc.I
Association Tbs last meeting was called me f my
meetnCs and three ladies had papers " Pliny Lut
and Literary STYLE by Miss Gilbert; Pny ana tns
Christians" by Miss Genung, and Pllhye Slut hnd
stories, by Miss Robbins. Several gentlemen hau
papers Pliny's works.
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the next term he senior class win continue the Say 81
ConsIn,t,onal Law and the debates VIII DC upon C nc
n,,ted Questions as 10 the Interpretation oil inc Oo
s,itution. -, ~, hoo,,, NJ trustees
% crIinen NJ C A. Hall for the ensuing VA
The board consists Of three members of the fscus
eirbt Students selected from the three upper
rSa new hoari Is made up of the following; PTesa s
Darling Professor North PTOie eSScpT o Fes
,91 c pooee 100: sTtnnerton 1872. anc Wood 49,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16
,rsr ESCAPED MURDER AND SUICIDE.

Pccani, the Italian tailor who on SATURDAY attempted
IN murder his wife and afterwaM urea 10 XII himself
IN the same pistol stu lies in dangerous con-
,, in the Chambers street Hospital, but the doctors
ae strong hopes of his recovery Yesterday the bull
H. which had lodged in the bone OF his skull, but had
not entered the brain, was successfully extracted and
o hapce for life. His wife sustained merely slight
o1n wound and was discharged from the hospital
10 IN saturday night.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16

THEPAKING TUE he IT I@l'lF LI1LJ TOE TKOP.
Augusta, Me-, Dec. Is CspeciaD.-1he ice generators
on the Kennebec River deeply interested I'm the
formation of the cefeds. and they anything but
satisfied with the prospect For several DAYS the
river has been filed with broken and irregular floating
co much OF which formed into cakes ont OF
anchorice being caught and freezing into the fields
is very injurious TO the quality Of the product and
large amount Of panlng Is required 10 dispose Of It
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16
~ .RoHrrEcr AND ooy1RAorOR MISSING.

Joseph W. Bates, architect and contracting
huIder. has disappeared and his absence from the city
q causing his business associates some uneasiness
rIc was engaged at the time of his departure the
obstruction of several houses in West Nlnetysecond
= near Tenth-ave. Bates boarded at the Hamilton
tl in Onehundrctr and twenty fftlrst.. but q week
% today he paid his bill and has not since been seem
eeyeraI checks drawn by Bates on the Harlem Bank,
49, detected there the notable case being check
We n 900 fhe officers Of the bank saying that his
accoInt was exhaus ed
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IN THE LOCAL COLLEGES.
LIFE IN COLUMBIA, THE UNIVERSITY AND THE
COLL rcr, on ruE CITY OLE NEM.YORK.

LIFE IN COLUMBIA, THE UNIVERSITY AND THE
COLLEGE OF THE CITY OF NEw-YoRK.
The fifth dinner and open reception OF the present
college year OF the Columbia Chapter OF the Deha
Tpsilon Fraternity was attended by about sixty fra
ternity men last Friday evening
The Dramatic Club has announced that WHIT
tneton and His Cat7 will be produced in the latter
part of January The first entertainment of the club
win be for the benefit of IN, Skin and Cancer Hospital
After that benefits for the crew. football team ana
athletic association will be given
The current number of Tho school Of Mines Quar-
terys contains interesting account OF the c0ntcrrne
of the Murchlson medal by the Geological Society OF
London upon Professor J. 5 Ne~beny OF the college
Professor Newberry is the first American 10 receive
that medal.
Already the college glee and banjo clubs hhvo
started their concert season. Both clubs make r.
markably fine showing this year.
The interclass tug-of-war contests will be held in
the gymnasium Of the Berkeley Lyceum this week
1t has not been definitely decided whether the con-
tests will take place Wednesday or Thursday.
The annual junior ball will take place at the col
lege on Friday evening.
4 formal challenge for cane rush has been sent TO
the sophomores of the school of Mines by the fresh
men. The rush will DO held at the college Friday
afternoon.
The Euclean Literary society of the University OF
the City OF New-York has started winter course of
lectures on Friday evenings Last Friday Vice Chan
ceIor MacCracken delivered humorous lecture before
the society on Laugh"
General o. G. Howard made an interesting address
before the students on Monday. on the elements IN
student life. The next address will DO on the first
Monday in January, by William Allen Batter.
The faculty has granted an extra day before and
two extra days following the regular Christmas holl-
days.
fund Of the university will meet this evening at the
home Of Charles Butler. The members Of this com
mIttee besides Mr. Butler W. A. Wheelock.
samuel Sloan W. L. SHdmore. George Munro, Ebert
b. Monroe. ". 5. Opdyle. the Rev. DIR. RoderlclI
Terry and Robert SChcu.
The University Gee Club is doing finely under the
direction Of J. ID. Bryan. Five concerts will be
given in January.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16

Many OF the cemen along the river have been engaged
to-day with tugs and boats In breaking this spurious
formation and scattering II 20 as % leave the neS
clear for good freeze There are only about 10000
Of ice on the KenDebec be carried over. The
Kennebec tMe Ice Company has sold It's ice property
in Brooklyn. N. y, for 5000.
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AMHERST.
THE COLLEGE oLo-EARNEsT RELIGIOUS woR
,.I.,u .ruI I.,rIc I'D rc1rI.,-lr

NEW ATHLETIC PRESIDENT
Amherst, Dec. 10 speciaD.-The college annual,
The oloP will be published this week by the junior
class. plan and description Of the new athletic
grounds which are 10 be given to the college By
Fred. Pratt. '65, Of Brooklyn, win attract much at
tention. The editors are President, H. A. Cushing
Secretary. c. ~ Thorpe; treasurer. II. j. LyaIl; H. p
Avery, ID. f. Smith, IL. Smith, r. W. Crockett 5. 4.
Fleet, II. W. Boynton; the business manager T. T.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16
Preferable to Tea and Coffee.

That there is no nourishment in tea or coffee
and what is worse that they always leave luxurious
effects OF. the nervous system, ercry doctor sno'cs
That there is plenty Of nourishment IN cocoa
that is to say in good cocoa medical men know
fully as we'll
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16

Irnos. then only a little more time VIII DC
required TO compel the readers Of this paper to ap
preciate the real value of VAN lioUTEN's COCOA
II il is read the readers will at once come to the
conclusion which prevails on the other side OF
the ocean. tnat they do well TO introduce 1t FOR
daily family use. to take the place OF tea anu
coffee or any other cocoa or chocolate.
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GIFT OF BOOKS TO COLORADO COLLEGE,
Colorado Springs, Col, Dec. 13.-Coorado College
has lust received handsome gift in books from George
Haven Putnam OF New-YorA. The trustees are boping
60 erect library building in the near future a. the
college is in great need of much larger accommodations
for It's library, which IS now the largest west of the
Missssippi River
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16

The editors OF " This MIcrocosm,' the annual pub
lication of the College of the City OF Newly or are
working hard over the book. d. Nelson, of the
Theta Delta Chi fraternity. has been elected chairman
Of the board.
The class Of 90 IS arranging TO seq the year 1859
out and 1890 in.
Athletics are receiving decided boom from few
energetic individuals In the college.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-12-16

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