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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
Via Missouri, Kansas 4 Texas Raj

Via Missouri, Kansas Il Texas Rail-
way, and Parsons Pullman Buffet
Sleeping Cars Daily Between Kansas
City and the Principal Cities OF
Texas.
The Missouri, Kansas & Texas railway
via the Kansas City & Pacific division and
Parsons, is absolutely the short line to
Texas and Mexico. Evening" train from
Kansas City has Pullman Palace Buffet
Sleeping Cas- to Parsons, Denison. Fort
Worth, Waco, Taylor Austin and San
Antonio without change. Connects at
Parsons with Pullman Buffet Sleeping
Car for Sherman, Dallas, Corsicana,
Houston and Galveston; connects at Fort
Worth with sleeper for Pacific coast
points, and at San Antonio with sleeping
car for points in the Republic
OF Mexico. Morning train from Kansas
City runs solid to Parsons and Coffeyville,
connects at Parsons with solid train car
rying Buffet Sleeper for Denison, TT. Worth,
Waco Tayorand Austin; also carrying
Pullman Buffet Sleeper for Sherman, Dial.
las, Corsicana and Galveston via Denison.
See that your tickets read vim Parsons and
the Missouri Kansas g Texas railway.
For tickets and further information apply
nearest ticket agent or correspond with
j. L. Daugherty, Travelling Passenger
Agent, 400 Court street, Des Moines, la.
Ono NJ the siyns ofautumn. Take Home
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

"The days OF miracles are past" That
may be, and yet some OF the most wonder
ful things ever witnessed by the human
family have occurred within last de
cade Not the least OF these wonders Is
the success which the agents OF B. +. John
son & Co., Richmond, Va, are meeting.
Write them for particulars. They will
show YOU how to work wonders.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
The Good Old Way.

Clergyman-How shall we reach the
young men of the present day?
Father of five daughters Nv lsf's ih
matter With the old-fashloned v Is Wit
a hootp-Texas Siftings.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
Similarities.

women a,e like ships" said trav-
cling man.
II never observed it; unless it's be-
cause they are both called She"
"No; not that. Sometimes your girl
is good natured and kissable. isn't
shep'
Perhaps"
.'Then she's Il smack. When a mans
wife wants new sealskin sacque."
Then she's sealer, of course.
fright; and when she applies the
slipper to her SON she's a whaler. -
Merchant Traveller.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

This town is one OF the most promising
IN Kansas, located on the Union Pacific
Railway. 1t is q divisi IN station OF that
road and has division shops, round house
and ca ting station. Mills and factories are
springing up and it is becoming thriving
place, in the midst OF prosperous farming
region. 1t is healthy place and the soil
and climate are excellent. Albert Wood
cock, General Land Commissioners U. 2.
Ry., Omaha. Neb, or Leroy S. Winters,
Land and Emig. Agt. U. z. Ry., Ellis, Kan.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
The Eighteenth Century Spanish Woman.

The Spanish woman of the Eighteenth
Century forms a marked contrast to
her French sister at the dawn of the
Revolution. Whereas the French
woman OF the past century is perhaps
the most witty, skeptical and free of
those who have place in history, the
Spaniard is the most devote" docile
and ignorant-notice that l have said
devote" not pious, for piety, in my
opinion, existed in a better and more
solid form aAong the famous women
of the Sixteenth and Seventeenth cen.
turtles, chief among whom shines the
great Queen Isabel, the Catholic. At
the time OF the Renaissance Spanish
women whose learning elualel their
piety, far from contenting themselves
with no education, or with only SUPER
fetal one, held professorships OF rheto-
ric and Latin, like Isabel Galindo, or
widened the domain OF philosophic
speculation, like Olive Sabuco. In the
Eighteenth Century these traditions
were SO utterly lost that it was consid-
cred dangerous to teach girls the alpha
bet, on the ground that If they were
able to read and write they might cor
respond with their sweethearts. I
have heard it told OF great grand
mother OF mine, of noble family
(grandees, in fact), that she
was obliged to learn to write
alone, copying the letters from a
printed book, with pointed stick for
pen and mulberry juice for ink. A
salutary ignorance, absolute submission
to paternal and conjugal authority,
religious practices and complete self
placement formed the regime under
which the Spanish woman Of the last
century lived. These abuses were
dashed by the satiric scourge OF our
famous Moratin in "El 81 de las Ninas,"
"El viejo Y la Nina" and ia Mojig ata."
The result OF the teaching OF these
comedies amounted to complete
transformation OF the female character.
The Spanish woman OF the time anter-
ior to the Cortez Of Cadk has become
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
nARVEST EXCURS1ONs.

Via the WABASH LINE to Missouri,
Arkansas, Texas, Tennessee, Mississippi
and Louisiana AT HALF FARE. Tickets will
be sold August 9th and Goth, September
10th and Gath, and October S,h, good for
80 days. Remember the Wabash is the
quickest route south with elegant reclining
chair and Pullman Buffet sleeping cara on
all trains. For tickets and further infor.
nation call on or write
G. N. CLAYTON N. w. P. Agent, 1902 Far
nam street, Omaha, Neb.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

Send two cents in stamps to E. L.. Lo.
max, General Passenger Agent Union Pa
cific railway, Omaha, Neb., and secure
handsomely bound copy OF Outdoor
Sports and Pastimes, containing complete
rules for Lawn Tennis. Croquet and Base
Ball, free. just issued.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
Getting Money aud stamps by Fraud

An old gentleman with bent form and
watery eyes wandered about in the vi
cnty Of the p0sds0 aSars msa On s1ss
Maroniski, Philadelphia, Pa" At in
tervals he would stop pedestrians and
ask for two cents to buy stamp SO that,
as he said, he could send his letter to
his daughter in Philadelphia, at the
same time showing the envelope. He
got either money or stamp very fire.
quently. but both money and stamps
went into o pocket. One man asked to
see the envelope, and on getting it held
it up to the sun. There was no paper
in it. When the old man got his en-
velope back from this man he shufiied
around to the Broadway side of the
building. Nov York Sun.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

The balloon is never arrested, yet it is
without visible means OF support
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
KANSAS CITY & TEXAS sHORrLINn

Queen Victoria has been appointed to
the command OF the First Dragon Guards
OF Berlin.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

It is q pretty severe test OF any doctors
skill when the payment OF his fee is made
conditional upon his curing his patient.
Yet after having, for many years, observed
the thousands Of marvellous cures effected
in liver, blood and lung diseases, by DR..
Pierce's Golden Med cal Discovery, its
manufacturers feel warranted in selling it,
as they are now doing, through all drug
gists, the world over under d certificate oil
positive guarantee that it will either bene-
fit or cure in every case OF disease for which
they recommend it, il taken in time and
given fair trial, or money paid for it will
be promptly refunded. Torpid liver, or
'biliousness," impure blood, skin erup.
tions. scrofulous sores and swellings, con-
sumption (which is scroi la OF the lungs),
all yield to this wonderful medicine. 1t 10
both tonic or strength restoring, and alter
ative or blood cleansing.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

Rev. Fl. P. Carson, Scotland, OAK. says:
Two bottles Of Halls Catarrh Cure COM
plstsly cured my little girl" Sold By
pruaelstss toe
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

Ifnot above being taught by man, take
this good advice. Try Dobbins Electric
Soap next Monday. 1t won't cost much,
and you will then know for yourself just
how good it is. Be sure to get no imita-
ton. There are lots OF them.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

For two two-cent stamps We will send
you one OF the handsomsst almanacs in
the country. Homestead" Omaha, Neb.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

nj nm A MONTH and more II earned BY
w I'LL graduates who spent months or less
NlIIoI At the College. Send address of 20
IN I'LL friends and get circular and beauti-
WlUU full specimens OF penmanship FREE.
soth sexes attend. Shorthand taught BY mail.
BUSINESS COLLEGE, sterling, HI.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

The chrysalis is like hired man; they
both make the butter fly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

Buy Union Soap and mako guess. Asl
your grocer about it to-day.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

Speaking OF detectives, isn't the sun a
great shadower?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
u,uv. Homo I'm Ellis, Kansas.

A colored man at Albany. Ga, has served
no less than twenty-one terms in jail Tor
n-lAs
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
Rnrii.A WiI1Ckstie.

The only herds remaining in Great
Britain are those of Hamilton park,
Chillingham park and Charley park. It
Is difficult to determine to what extent
they are pure. Storer was of opinion
ehat $40 wild herd, II imprisoned in a
park, and inter bred for several hundred
years without cross, could be in exist
ence now" There is tradition that
whole herd from Drumlanrig twas sold
and driven off to Chillingham" about
hundred years ago, and that fresh blood
was occasionally introduced from other
sources. On the other hand, there are
evidences of inbreeding in the fact that
the animal increase is only one in five.
It is well authenticated that the Hamil-
ton cattle we're formerly hornless, and
the horns which they now possess are
said to be the result of the invasion of
the park by q West Highland bull.
Black, black and white and brown calves
are occasionally born in each of the
three wild herds, which is another symp-
tom OF crosses in the past. These coli
ored calves are always destroyed, and
were it not for this it is by no means GER
tain that white would now be the pre-
vailing color. At Summerford Park, in
Cheshire, Sir w. Shakerley has herd
of domesticated hornless cattle which
strongly resemble the Charley breed
heirmilking powers are extraordinary.
Individual cows have sometimes given
fourteen quarts at milking and seven
gallons day. The ordinary cows most
like the existing breeds of wild cattle
are the Ayrshires, which have much in
common with them in form, color and
horn h Saturday Review.
The Foreign Way OF waItzIns.
The French and Austin men of war
which visited Newport this summer
added not little to the gaiety of the
early season. Entertainments were
given in their honor on board ship and
elsewhere, and the officers, it is said,
with the susceptibility characteristic of
their profession, admired our pretty
young girls very much. Their method
of dancing was not, however, calculated
to recommend them to the American
feminine heart. Whatever may be the
defects of our new world civilization, we
have made vast improvements in the
art of dancing. Our young ladies. ac-
customed to the graceful American
methods, were quite overpowered at the
manner in which these foreign officers
pranced up and down the decks, never
reversing, and stopping the dance with
such suddenness that their partners,
dizzy with the rapid motions, were
obliged to grasp at gun carriages, rail
ings or any near object in order to avoid
falling. One young girl told the writer
that she did not recover from the fatigue
of dancing with these foreign partners
for two or three days, although she was
q buxom and hearty looking maiden
Newport Letter to the Epoch.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

The judge OF probate OF Candor, d. T.,
has disappeared with large amount OF
the peoples cash.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

box wind matches free to smokers of "TansIlr
Punch" Sc. Cigara
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
vITHA GREAT FLOURISH

Time is money. Some car conductor
l,oat Tina
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

The old bachelor who would alter hi
ways should begin at the altar.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

When Baby YVES sick, We gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, snc cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, sho chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoris
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

New Jerrey's annual crop Of oysters Is
valued at So, 900, 900.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

Chronic Nasal Catarrh positively cured
by DR.. Sage's Remedy. 90 cents, by drug.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

A record is always improved by being
broken.
The cucumber does its best fighting after
it Is down.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

One OF the signs ofautumn: Take Home
Fry in Box"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

The original "nickle in-the-slot machine
was the bob-tail car
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16
The Rest Vet.

A vessel has been built at Belfast, Ire
land, 5S2 feet long.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

The elixir of life did not live much longer
than 1.-THE Quick or the Dead"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

Oh me II l were not always so willing to
work." he thought, resentfully.
Father onght to have q cistern dug,
and pump in the kitchen, like Mr..
Ashton's. Luke never has to bring
water from the well. and l don't see
why Ishould.
Two or three days after the visit to
Ashton's, Ralph had the misfortune to
sprain his right arm in jumping from
n beam in the barn, and in spite OF the
most diligent rubbing with a linament
warranted to cure all sprains, bumps
and bruises in short order, he suffered
deal OF pain and passed sleepless
night He was standing in the barn
yard the next morning feeding the
hens, when his father came out of the
stable leading the handsome black
horse he always rode when going on a
days journey.
This stable is in very bad condition,
Ralph" he said, as he frightened the
girths of the saddle. at looks as If it
had not been cleaned for week. Be
sure to attend to it to-day. The soon-
err you get at it the better"
"But, father, / have sprained my
arm, you know. l couldn't handle
shovel to save my life," cried Ralph.
ssCan't hire old Moses to do itr'
mo. It is your work, and you must
40 it,"
..But, father"
mot another word, sir.n interrupted
his father, in tone which always sent
she blood from Ralph's heart y want
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-11-16

living at distance from physician
should at all times be prepared to treat
such common but by no means simple
complaints as Diarrhea, Cholera Nor
bus and Cramps.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-09-01
THE LAST QUARTER.

Without in the street it is showing;
The air with the soft fakes is white;
Below in the hall they are dancing,
The gaiety's now al its height,
While lonely I sit in my attic,
Lamenting my tragical plight;
Suspended o er want yawning chasm,
I spent my last quarter tonight.
An me! How I sigh for that quarteri
Nv last sole dependence, though slight;
For days 1 had cherished and held 1t.
With a grip that was misery tight;
But at eve was cold, tireu and hungry,
Since morn 1 d not taken a bite;
And so. 70 a moment Of madness,
I spent my last quarter tonight.
Tomorrow, what needs viii sssail me!
What pleasures my longing excitel
What hands be OutstretChed for assistance!
What wrongs 1 II be pOwerless to right!
I've stepped out from manhOod's last station,
To-day. / N a king in his might;
Tomorrow, I'm only pauper-
spent my last quarter tonight.
o, people in luxury rolling,
With hearts that are happy and light,
As You kneel on your soft velvet cushions
And the blessings Of heaven invite,
VIII anv one think OF the wretChes
Who feebly with poverty fight,
And offer prayer for the fellow
Who spent his last quarter tonight?
-[Herminius Cobb.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-09-01
The Commercial Traveller.


II is difficult to estimate the amount of
business done by houses through the
means of the commercial traveller. The
house which does not employ this means
Of disposing Of its goods would soon be
cleft behind - The traveller himself
must be able TO take in at glance the
peculiarities of the man he has to
deal with He must know how TO ap-
proach hlm and how TO offer goods. he
must have above all things, tact. He
must respect the man he has TO deal with
and be seIf-respecting, honest 10 himself
and the firm he represents. 1t is often
the part of the drummer TO show the
merchant little attentions in order 10
secure his trade. If he is a tirst-clasS
man, p or, TO speak as the fraternity
speaks, fgilt-edged, - every man Is
DESTROYS Of selling To- him, and all are
anxious to see that he is treated in a
frst-class manner. When the customer
comes to the city to buy his goods it is the
part Of the drummer Ito show him
around. - Generally sneaklng, the
drummer is a hard working individuals;
up in the early morning TO catch train
and out late at night to catch customers
His life is not a bed OF roses, although to
some it may seem so.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-09-01
4 BIT DE EXPERIENCE.

have met with good many people
In Jogging o er life s varied way;
I've encountered the clever, the simple,
The grabbed. the grave and the gay;
] have Travelled with beauty, with virtue,
have been with the ugly, the bad,
] have laughed with the ones who were merry
And wept with the ones who were sad.
One thing ] have learned in my journey
Meier to judge one by what he appears,
The eyes that seem sparkling with laughter
Oft battle TO keep back the tears,
And long. sanctimOniOus faces
Hide often the souls that are vile,
While the heart that is merry and cheerful
Is often the fTeest from guile.
And I've learned not to lo6ls for perfection
In one OF cur frail human kind,
II hearts the most gentle and loving
Some biemish or fault we can nnd,
Bat yet / have ne eT found the creature
SO low, so depraVed or so mean,
But had some good impulse-s0Ele virtue
That mong his bad traits might be seen.
And too. have learned that most friendships
We make are as brittle as glass;
just let a reverse OvertGke US
Our friends on the 'Other side pass;
But. ah,sI have found some few loyal
Some hearts ever loving and true!
And the Joy and the peace they have brought
Have cheered me my whole journey through.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-09-01
IT EVER HAS BEEN.

IT eyer has been since time began,
And ever viii be, till time lose breath,
That love is a mood. no more, to man,
And love TO woman is life or death.
For her hope dies when love s sun sets:
For him hope sleeps TIL a new day dawn,
and she remembers. and he forgets,
While the world rolls on while the world rolls
on.
It is a woman who sits with her starved desire
And drinks to passion in cups of tears;
She reads by the light Of her heart on fire
The secrets Of love through lonely years.
But out of all she has felt or heard,
Or read by the glow OF her heart white flame,
II she dare but utter aloud one word,
How the world cries shame, how the world
cries shame.
Whatever a man may think or feel,
He can tell to the world. and it hears Alright:
But II bids the woman conceal. conceal,
And woe for the thoughts that at last ignite.
She may serve up gossip, or dwell on fashion,
Or play the critic, with speech unkInd,
But alas! for the woman who speaks with
passion.
FOR the world is blind, oh, the world is
blind.
Tt cannot distinguish between the glow
OF q cleaning star in q sky of gold
And spent cigar in the dust below,
'TwiEt uuclad Eve and a WantOn bold.
And ever if woman speak what she feels,
And feels consistent with God great plan,
II has cast her under its juggernaut wheels
Since the world began, sin &c the world began.
ELLA Wheeler Wilcox.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-09-01
rHE EDITORS DREAM.

THE editor sat in his hard bottom chair
Arriving to think Of q thought,
And he p!oughed all his fingers about through
his hair,
But not one new topic they brought. e.
He'd written on temperance and tariff and trade,
And the prospect % raising crop. =
And iGJed about ice cream and weak lemonade
Til his.reS6ers had warmed rim to stop.
And. weary with thinking, sleep came to his
eyes.
As he p.lIowed his head on his desk,
When the thoughts, while awake, had refused to
arise.
Came in troops that were strange and gro
tgSCue.
And as the fresh ideas airily float,
lie selects the bright one of the tribe,
And tins is the gem while dreaming he wrote:
Now is the time TO subscribe
49,. Omaha World.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-09-01
WILL SHE?

Won { II he funny when women vote,
Ifthey act as silly as the men2
The barrels of flour they II have 10 tote
The wheelbarrows they II tsuIdle then.
WIN She pay her bills ike lutte man.
OR hedge with pretty Plnk-hued note?
Viii il be q game OF CatCh-as -catch-can
When women vote?
Won't II be funny to have ii sold
or some political sweet girl bride:
ssShe'S actually gone ana shaved her head
Made bet on the losing side.
VIII they bet their boots and their chewing
gum
And the pretty bonnets on which they dote2
Viii they think the millennium has come
When women vote:
~ Detroit Free Press.