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The Washington critic., 1889-04-24

COLONEL NICHOLAS NJ. BELL, Supcrin-
tendent of Foreign Mails will retire from
Office on the first of May because he is a
Democrat. That is sufficient cause for re-
lieying any man who has an office under n
Republican administration, and II is almost
time public announcement was made to
that effect Colonel Bell was 6rst-class
official In every respect, and the Depart
ment, under his direction, improved in
marked manner In every branch. Ac-
cording to the most improved business rules
this Is the test OF excellence aud continue
tion In place II is not so In politics, and
II is little less than hypocrisy to hold that
It is so. Manliness in Office is very nearly
akin to patriotism, and we need nanlness
In office. Colonel Bell has II Just as he had
efficiency, and his example is worthy of
emulation. AS before remarked, we take
pleasure in repeating Colonel Nicholas M.
Bell, Superintendent of Foreign Mails, will
retire from Office on the first of May because
he is Democrat
2. S.-But this announcement is not off,
cial
The Washington critic., 1889-04-24
Blaine's rheumatic Attao

Secretary Blaine has not been at the State
Department to-day. At the Normandie II
is said that he is suffering from slight at
tack Of rheumatism and Is confined to his
room.
The Washington critic., 1889-04-24
THE CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY.
A Brief Address by the Pope to III
American Bishops.

The Catholic Mirror to-day publishes a
brief address to the American Bishops by
Pope Leo XIII. setting forth the grants
and wishes of the Holy See in relation to
the Catholic University near this city. As
the See Of Baltimore is the chief among the
Episcopal Sees of the United States, to
the Archbishop Of Baltimore and to his sue
cessors the Pope grants the privilege Of dis
charging the Office Of Supreme Moderator
or Chancellorof the University.
The Washington critic., 1889-04-24

Boy, detest the Persian pomp-
hate those linden-bark devices,
And, as for roses, holy Moses
They can't be got at living prices
Myrtle is good enough for us
For you, as bearer Of my fagon--
For me, supine beneath this vine,
Doing my best to get a jag on
- Eugene Field In Chicago News.
The Washington critic., 1889-04-24

Klusman, the ex-Boston player of last
season, is playing great bah with the
Milwaukee Club,
The Washington critic., 1889-04-24
EXC URSTONS.


HOl FOR GREAT FALLS AND CABIN
Ill JOHN BRIDGE.-Steam Packet EXCEL
SIoR makes her regular trips on Sunday
Monday, Wednesday and Friday, leaving
VIII commence April u Fare, Soc, round
trim
The Washington critic., 1889-04-24
Five Races Each Day.
ALL THE FIRsT-CLAss RACE HORSES AND
STEErLRCHASERs
FIRST RACE AT 3 O'CLOCK.

Special race trains via Baltimore and Ohio
Railroad at 1910, 1.50 and e:30 D. m,
Returning trains will be In waiting when
the races are over.
The Washington critic., 1889-04-24

Members badges can now be obtained from
o. y. Thompson, treasurer Vernon Row, cor
ner Tenth street and Pennsylvania ave. n. W.
II. ID. MCINTYRE, j. g. MoKIBBIN,
Secretary. President.
The Washington critic., 1889-04-24
Carriages should go via M street.

Perfect order will be preserved objee-
tionable persons will, as on previous Occt
sions, be excluded.
The Washington critic., 1889-04-24
HORACE 1, SO

The Supreme oourt-getting the girl.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

T. Curtis will DO made secretary OF
tho congres. Hon. John Is Henderson,
Of Missouri. has been designated by Sec-
retary Blaine as chairman Of the United
States delegation.
The great trip through the country viii
begin Thursday morning and Will last forty
days For some time past under the di-
rection OF Secretary Blaine. statistics and
data concerning tho commerce and trade
of the three Americas have been IN course
OF preparation by special agents selected
by Nr. Blaine for the uso OF the congress
This Information, which is perhaps the
most comprehensive ever formulated In one
volume touching the commerce or America,
embraces the natural resources or the
countries of Spanish America, the habits,
the tastes and pre1udices VI the people
in relation 20 matters OF dress and
methods or living; the value and pecu-
larities of their markets; extent and
variety OF their home productions, exports
and imports: the trade of these countries
with the United States compared with their
trade with European countries, etc. These
statistics and data are arranged in con-
densed and simple form, and are free from
rhetorical accompaniment, the purpose be-
ing TO rely upon simple statement Of
facts and arrangement OF figures 10 furnish
argument and produce conviction In
cluded in the volume are special papers on
existing steamship communication between
South America and Europe and the absence
OF such communication between the United
States and South America; the markets OF
the several Spanish-American countries;
tho sugar production OF the Americas
and tho trade in that commodity;
the production OF wool in South America
and the proportion OF it which comes to
the United States; the credit systems of
Spanish America; coins and coinage, and
number Of other papers on subjects con-
nected with the trade. commerce and de-
veiopment OF the several Countries This
volume will be printed In Spanish and En-
glish and will be ready for distribution to
the commissioners on the day OF their de-
pGrture for the grand tour OF observation
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
Trg woaLO's FAIR.
senator Voorhsss' Reasons Why Ii should
bs Located ia the West


rs Located iR the West.
AsHEvILIE. \ c.. Oct Senator Yoor-
he-. a. = member Il the senate select com
nltsee on the centennial or ths discovery
or Amsrica. IN speaking OF the proper ioca-
ton Tar the con smpiatet Worlds RxpOsi-
tion in l.E. said
every reason connected with The move
meat = 80 Overwhelmingly IN favor OF the
Mississippi valley as tno proper location thAt
il i Z rcalt Tor ue 10 eooc<Ne Of any dltef-
cace o. Oglnloa OF thss point ! al net nov
spsAki ~ tne claims OF rival eitea That
caa te settled hereafter. Tie trst dasy IA
hanc . 70 teterm ne whether this great M mo-
rial exposition Of the discovery Of rev CONT
neat shall % held - one or the other srtreme
edge Of The country say New York or san
Franc SEQ. or whether u shAl De held ss an ita-
termediste poAnt between the Two and IN The
mcst OF The grsntess industrial Developments
ever known 10 human atstory.i
The Congress Of she Uaitet States Is com
posed Of ze5 members OF tho House Of Repre-
seatauves ,nd Is Senators. The States en-
brscca IN The Mississippi valley. s~here rivera
nov tnto xhe great father % waters, furnish
Isl members Of the House and
y Ssnators-!n all ee Representatives.
IA Congress. . majority OF ss over all the
members and Senators elected oy Gil the other
states Of the Union comoiusd II their repro
sentatiVes are faithful 10 their constituents
aDd 10 the true interests and dignity Of Se
country tue Centennial Exposition OF is2 Will
be bald ~ soue proper and becoming place il
tbs great valley
What DO you think OF the general htness OF
Chicago 20 make the exposition success,'
y CA conceive OF no possible objection %
Chicago. While not saying now l shall vote
when reach that point, have no hesitation
To saying now hat Chicago IS better adapted
d every respect 20 such an enterprise than any
other OF the great American cities.
ST PAUL Mimi. Oct by On over
whelming majority the Chamber of Com
merce o, this city Monday morning an
nOunced an emphatic Endorsement OF the
claims OF Chicago for the Worlds Exposi-
tion OF So The vote resulted in 81 votes
for Chicago, FOR New York. for Washing-
ton and l for Minneapoltz
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
THE COTTON CORNER.
It's Complete Collapse Announced-It,
Manipulators Disappointed.

LIVERPOOL, Oct l. - Mr Steenstrand
does not conceal his surprise and dis
appointment at the failure Of the cotton
corner. He says it was the large num-
Der Of bulls that rode upon his back that
caused the collapse He had not antici-
pated that so many would buy cotton In
the hope that there would be a rise in
prices that would enable them TO sell at q
prott
II is reported that the corner operators
will ship the most Of their cotton 10 ne
continent The Tumor, however is not be-
lieved. a. the stocks In Europe are already
heavy. The Liverpool market is rejoicing.
as the loss viii fall mostly upon CONT
mental bears It is reported that one large
spinner in Alsace suffers TO the extent OF
10000 on this account; but lew failures
are expected here.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
DIPLOMATS MEET.
international Congress Dsleg gatss
Introduced 70 Each Othsx.
H sFOgxAL CONFERENCE EELR
GsasFat H~zasrsSa. ~ n s.s1FA selected
80 Ch@4r4asA - Ins laitsa st.tss
Gstsx. 2l.@b2. s@tLs-
aSs CsGapl4s1


WisESGros, Ock ne delegates o
t1s '1seT1aCo14l Alleri12l ecnsIes4. tAs
f9T la sessions - = heb bexia 0n ~odHss-
DAY 1exL Es. n Tie building al
ranged toE their meetings - t1e
ccrnef II Eighteenth ana stFees
Ao1tay morning Tor preliminary con-
fsEsnes respecting TIE org sni14lion. he
foreign dc g4tes and tie American dele
gau0n were introduced and zflsr~ arc tae
foIn-r held al informal consultation, -
- 1ica several views were expressed vita
regard 20 the organisation aud gr0grsnlIos
~ LAe congress
The congress vii consist q thirty four
delegates Gncl4cing Ten from tie aited
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
TEXAS FEVER.
~ Causes Panic Among Patrons Of Erie
fPs oairts<

Ear Pa Oct The Texss fever has
broken 0ut in the beast part o. the
ciry With fsrs' eject Tast section y ths
city wls infected ~ = 1erd 81 Texas s.es -
shipped here BY Armour e Co The cattle
hross away snd s-facked men sri chiiGlen
creating a panic The suhre territory
covered IS the castle is un6-r TIA ban of
the disease snd a scors cs ~, Rows ~ So
81 ~frliin f1rtv-Aizht horrS an.s ~ many
more ars 5astbv sex The ia,-t thxt =
tsirTman- stock = ss-'cfeen hss treated .
panic ssnoHg th@ gstrous ~ his dairy
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
FATAL FIRE IN MICHIGAN.
A Paraiytic at Somerset Center Cremated
IN fIgs Room.

HuLsDArE. Mch. Oc, 1 Michael Ermis,
sparalytsc who occupied rooms over Keis-
tsr's drug store at Somerset Center, seven
teen mites from here, was burned 20 DE- sth
oaiy sandy morning A lamp exploded
IN the drug store and the place was soon in
a b'sEe Eruiis. being unable u move, wAs
burned % a crisp Ia addition % The drug
sto-s The rink used n a public hall Ner-
ner's harness sh0p. Hetnerwax's 4 Ssrone' .
drv-goods scores and the household goods
g several families IN rooris over fhe
stores were destroyed The only Insurance.
was small one on Keister's drug store
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
BURIED IN a SEWER.
Four Men Dead or Dying from the Effects
Of a Care-in at Fan Claire.

MNSEAPoLIs. MINI. Oct IA special
from Eau Claire. Wis, saws: While at
work in sewer trench several labor
ers were buried by a cave-in, caused
by failure to put in proper sup
port -Four men were dug ont uniniured
Christian schunning was taken out dead,
with ais cheer crushed Jacob Schunning,
bis brother. is dying Anton Utns, and
Archie Taylor were injured internally il
Is thought another man e yet beneath the
debris, and they are still digging for him
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

saouF 1coa khsx 1zln6ers ~nsxs s1sy
.xs IL 80 u-11sxizg 11sy -<s 1ae-e - as1a@A-
Tas stass a Lalags = CaasA. zls e4Elb~- %
e1s islza1 - Arpa---1x f1s prsozss @<s
z-sd - 9vsr1o~lzg tzs s@1. lay tez ll4r-
Hos axs @As@ly 1sg g-eccs1 al 1-soxasz
prevails l1<o1za s1s tc~a. 4---s1s1 Ia
oAxrscks are ex0s1s1 ~tln uoops - "a
fsare1 th4g = pssll-sns-s ~Ll -xs-k oz1
FasFs ara zla1y c@sss - u-A1s1@ fsssxl
walsh aAF sea become a. sg41sHlle-
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

PARIS Get T. Tho commercial tribunal
Of the Department o. the Seine hes decided
that The directors cf the defaact Compton
d'Tscompte. wko were also members oi
tie board OF directors Of the Soci ste
Nstaux. are liable TO the iQuidators % he
company IN the sum ot s. 40 90. and the
directors who were not members of the
societe NetanK board I the sgn Of s..
IA rfn
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
WILL YIELD THEIR LANDS.
to Settlement by the Government of
200. 600 Acres on Their Reservntion.

GUTHRIE Ind T., Oct Mr.. W. P.
Thompson, who has been among the Iowa
Iedians on their reservation, two miles
south OF this place, returned Monday even
ing. he says the Iowas have con-
sentcd TO the plan OF taking lands
in scveralty and giving up the reservation
20 the Government. and will probably
agree to IL formally when the
Congressional commission, which meets
here two weeks hence, has advised them on
IL II tho Iowas should consent 70 sell
their reservation there will be thrown open
20 settlement. 200. 600 acres of rich farming
lands The Iowa tribe numbers but eighty
three souls all told, and the commission
viii have little difficulty in dealing with
them
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
FACTS BRIEFLY STATED.
Grtsr~.ts-s T7is- - Tnfrrristios Gathered
~ Mail snd v-irrrsph-

frsarc.ts7e T7is. - Tnfrrristi0c Gathered
- Nal snd v-irrrsph-
wffN-r McEirier. "a Y-zEsvfVe IT,. vss
kickst - t~sth ~ he~se Ncntsy
Jrhn y Tslt~rsN dH-d Sunday n'Ths -
Rt-huoud I8d fracs being sft n hesa
VIA csse "a.
= Y ktz-s rf~s.l cisTk -zz SITTER
- rstti-s-ak- A. TsEusTii}e. F'a. sss.i d' .
sfteT inrrn-- sr-.ginz
chsn f-ra Eeo,i - r~*lrfnr Chfa~s-
Niuisfsr rres~nssa his istt,r si fecal %
tas Presidents v-atar
rsnsl - ssiies i-na &, - D. hnIf f-r
eaH TsHr0 nnfrssr. iv Ns~ Nrrl-s ls
t~ thir-r rers ~ffs
Va Nfrsae lt-he~r. ~ rsrf ffr~r a
frh e.issers ear sf,shtaf trr hsrs ~
srs - a.zef aaf sa.i ilIen fstalr
~ saev .aaf-3 ~ ilsslaa .esrte H
ai~i sas rts~s tr- sf.-r ssrfrv fsst-t
snr fue asfs @a zz ssssr 81 rssss q
asN
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

states aid about
twenty socEetar-
ies and attaches
Al OF TIE dele
gates are IN the
caty al q were
present ct I'll o
meeting h01day,
except Nicauor
bolet Peraga OF
Venezuela. WHO Is
Ia New York r
q q Lsgarra Of
Peru. and Aessrs.
American de le-
gates II Is prob-
able that Mr.. ".
bllss, Davis aud
Carnegie OF h o
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
MAaYLANo RsPUeLIcANs.
tn. ss.ts Ccovension IN Session AZ wes,
unfn.s~r-r The Fs-z1-.tions

wxsrwgxsrrs. Nj. 0cs This Is a. oG
v-ar Ssate Comptroller ,he only Office 20
be alied And 80 s6srs = nos quito the
u~ual interest manifested Ia the Republic
an STATE rouvsntion IN forming ths
r,larfarrn. resolutions introduced we're re-
fsrrsd - she COMMITTEES on Resolutions
The rseoiusicas favor
Frs-. the ea.cfrant - rrgfs'rs-iou srf
.fa.efon saw wnich embraces - salient
f.sfnrns at ~ tastrsI an sTsteu. sec0rt re
restriction ~ resuia,icc cf tne i'Gror trafc--
~sr.sayv nsxl, f-erse. thiri the re eassessras1f
81 property shrouzhous fhe Sta,e lhe latest
e. nefrs male Ia fs7s. fe-fr-s. tnfcref teach
s-s srarv asruf,vnf In az rrioret scheols src
ses ex..-sfo- 81 sdacafrnN sac.Ntes f7r
ent,rsa raoris-aignev e'ncsfion 'rr their
-. ~ f-xnnrres fbe alleged sys-e-stic -
t.-trss 20 9 sr~srctise an1 'nt.'niifte - -
- Rrtn. fh@ RESTRICTION - re privileges
.-....s a- sfs SAT-. ~ - rysfer trs' 'vr -
-. ,-a sar1s-8nr she CHESAPEAKE -Tsrer eeds
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

CtsrTsI IA o~t TIE large barn -
Nrs Fr Nis-s rl Ha-rishrrr near Ne~
tnn's-r' and va sHrsrl Nortsr urrr 2
~tth ~ contents c0nsfstirF - ok horses
sewers. hssi cf -sttle rsrrr .ar rr snents
hsr. srsin. etr Ih~ rharreG e7fr cf sn
n1krowa man vss for1a in enc NINA
Iae 1i.s -atstas 80 % e0
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
EPISCOPAL CONVENTION.
"a L-aDo<L-4s Cnz<sA S-kAsrisg - Bs
had - s.- xsrk EhA ~s ssk

Had - s.~ 4srk EhLs eSA
Nv fokx Oc1 L-rns gsasrai consso-
zoa II Lhz kplso0ps- cLGreo ~ America 20
xiDs OctObsr - - 0ssFzss ChzEeA
There 81 ia 4bo1s ~ delegates L. az
ten12nce. 1--WE s21lscLs 81 come before
thss xs1ex4l conssa1on for discussion sad
- slslarie1 lasF are names ratEer In TIE
ox,.eF ~ the sxci Tea n1znt tLsy hsvs are sdy
svake1sc I12A tAAt & tasix importance.
I1sy are.
TIE rsssion - tos prsysr-cook kEe substs
s4s.1a 81 uss ag@azi tor tast as~ 1ss
s1z ,ropos. .L.on - ch4lze frsl tas srsseEt
s1ssaiz4noa CO L1e e@sas % sqss-+gy u tas
1iocesss ~ 1ls "a t1s basis n s1-ir -sulsr :
stre1FtE Ne proposed e1a1ge % aaUs froal
.slhs Protestant Egis1oPa- Chzrca IL amer
loaT - -Ths CstLolc C1lrc1 zsnsral mis-
sioa sorx 0s th- e11fe1 a. k-He as abroad,
saTgle1l4fiF sass - 4ccfe1 tes 2ss--s 4a-..c /.
t1s soIoFsd people % t1s sQ4ta-
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

HrVxEaTo1Is. Eian-. Oct T. Richard
Rohilsrf. an engineer &tthe T1lsi.-rv mill.
has invented = r3sc1ine which he claims -
. solution - ths ur3heu - perpetual mo-
ton r. requires 90 fsei. ars ittls oil Is
al tass Is needed - Keep e. ia notion
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
THE FAILURE RECORD.
How Those Thus Far This Year Compare
with the Sane Months Last Year.

NEw YORK. Oct l.-Brs rscstreet's reports
show the following record OF failures for
the FIRST nine months Of isS9 compared with
those OF the corresponding months OF lSSS
The number IN 1889 was 1854; in ISIS,
: SO:
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

r~--sr-asH Pa Ccs IA Hungarian
,h-ss...-,nr A. Nirc-s y, ~ ee.terT four
r,ir.s f-,rn here Sunday. ended n roe
=, ~hi.b a Hunxaris@ safned Aife Astea
-as Allied sna rwo csherr r@Fian-iF aRrt
r,,s- 20 tbe r.ossr- ars IA ~ snd - fo''e
a.. torxssr for sSvefsa a'hrrs n'F
,4r-asn tass sse nar1sr-r has sesa
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02

The number of failures in Canada and tho
provinces IN lS9 was lib; in 1888. 2si;
actual assets In isso. S4 SD, 10, In 1855. s5.-
5as.552; liabilities in 1889, <9,27e 963; ia
f-,S SD a. SD
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-02
DR.. S.CLAY
TODD
OFFICE kkD DISPEkSlRY.
ROOM 4, lxMEk BLK, 43 k0kR0E-ST.,
GRAND RAPIDS, MICH.

Cures Deafness. Noisesin the Head. CstarTh.
Bronchitis, rheumatism. Nervous Debility.
impotence. Barrenness and diseases result ~
from early indiScrcTions and eAcesScs 81 man
hood and diseases OF the Urinary Organs,
Blood stomach. Lungs. Eye and lar, flts, Ola
sores. Reching, Dyspepsia. Nerve. spine,
Liver Kidney Heart Diseases ShOrtnesS Of
Breath Back Of Head. small Of Back. all dis
Eases OF women and children. and all chronic
seases.
once hours a m. 70 p. N. Consultation
free and no charge for services until cured
Medicines sent everywhere. Make a call ifpOs
sibie Directions IN al languages.
The Democrat. (Scotland Neck, Halifax Co., N.C.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-25
To Start "a EsaI.<y ssOTsc.

was attracted yesterday by a
considerable gathering CT people in q
downtown street, oceasjoned by n
balkY horse which even the poliCe>
man himself could not persuade to
move on :" All kind Of plans were
tried. First, atont q dozen men
showed the wagon behind; bat even
then, by firmly planting his fore feet,
the determined beast managed TO
resist progression, although |
thought the breeching would burst
An old piece of cloth was then care
fully tied over his eyes, and, after a
short pause, he was gently requested
to proceed, but be stood still, and
the crowd jeered. Next rather cOn>
sequential person came forward, and,
standing on tiptoe, so that he could
reach the horses ear. whispered into
his ear something which he evidently
thought would have an instantan-
eous ond miraculous effect; but the
animal was deaf to this siren, and
the consequential person alnnk off,
pursued by the sarcasms or bcOs~
black. The driver was now in .
rage, which vented itself in blows
ani imprecations. But just as he
was passing from this condition into
one OF stony despair, a quiet young
fellow waved him aside, unharnC ssed
,... horst, toe i'm out the sha
I'd after lee ng him across
street and back, reharnessed him
and handed the reins to the dryer
who now drove off without the least
trouble. The expedlent was simple
but effective, and it suggests what
is, believe, the true philosophy Of
the balky horse. The effort should
be not to overcome his fixed idea OF
standing still, but to supplant thai
notion by diyerting his attention tc
something elsc.-BGstOn Post.
The Democrat. (Scotland Neck, Halifax Co., N.C.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-25
SemiIUnar EardeIs OF The Cleric.
al Sex

The use Of the LII. d. is the most
droil and inCOngruous, but the use
of the D. d. is the most disCredIta,
bic. The wild profusion with which
the pages Of the clergylist OF every
sect in America are spotted all over
with the symbols described by the
late DR.. Cox as 'semilunar fardels,'
is due not only to the amiablene SIS
or the business enterprise CT the
colleges. but to the small vanity Of
y at George lot unsY 1patheti, J.
ly Characterizao rs the arical Z.
Here is curious paradox: that the
one set Of men to whom this sort OF
distinction is forbidden, under the
command, BE We not called Rabbi,
should be the only set of men in
America to seek 1t, and make much
Of it, and ostcntatiouslY parade it.
Tie lawyer who should put LII. ID.
on his til sign, on his briefs, or at
the head Of his note paper, would
soon fnd his life made burden by
the wags of the profession. Il is
only the Christian minister who, be
ing tapped on the one cheek with
his accolade, promptly turns the
other also. 1t is we'll understood
that ministers as q class do very
much like this kind of thing; and
faithfully doing 70 Others as they
would that these do to them, are
pu0ctiIious in banlying compliment
ary titles among themselves, such as
s,e disuscd by the good taste and
self-respect Of more secular men.--
Rev. Dr.. Leonard Woolsey Bacon in
the Jvne Forum,
The Democrat. (Scotland Neck, Halifax Co., N.C.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-25
The Reason.
viii Allen DromgobIe, in Detroit Fire

will Allen DromgobIe, in Detroit Free
Press J
Grandma Gruff said a curious thing
Boys may wbi~tle but girls must sing
That's the very thing heard her say
To kate, no longe, than yesterday.
Boys may whistle" Of course they
may,
If they pucker their lips the proper way.
But for the life of me | can't see
Why Kate can't whistle as well as me.
Boys may whistle but girls must sing, -
Now | call that a curious thing.
If boys can whistle why cant girls, toos
It's the easiest thing in the world to do,
First you do that, then you do this
Just like you were fixing up for a Kiss.
It's very poor girl, that's all I say,
Who can't make out to do that way.
Boys may whistler but girls may not
A whistles a sorg with the noise knock
ed cut,
Strayed off somewhere down in the
throat,
Everything lost but the changcful note.
So if boys can whistle and do it well,
Why cannot girls, Will somebody tell?
Why can't they do what boy can do:
That is the thing would like to know.
| went to father and asked him why