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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
SPECIAL TAXATION NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given to all persons interested.
that the CITY Council of the city OF Rock leland
having ordered that Eighteenth street from the
north line OF the intersection OF First avenue 10
the north line of the intersection Of Third ave-
nue., All being IN the corporate limits Of the said
city OF Rock Island. be curbed, excava ted, grad
ed, improved and paved with paving brick
Said ordinance for said improvement is on file
IN the ONCE OF the city clerk Of sad CITY, and 50 id
city has spoiled 10 the county court Of Rock
Island county, Illinois, for assessment and lew
OF the costs Of said improvement upon and from
the lots and parts OF lots and tracts Of land con-
tguous 10 the line OF said improvement in said
ordinance ordered 10 be constructed in proper
uon 10 the frontage of such lots part. Of lots and
trhcts or land upon the improvement go ordered
TO be constructed as foesaid. ard an assess
ment thereof having cen made and reformed TO
said oonrt, the final hesring thereon Will be had
AZ the November term Of said court commencing
on the 18th day Of November, A. d 1859.
All persons desiring may then and there Ap-
pear and make their defense
Dated at och Island, Ill, this 18th day OF oc-
tober, A. d. 1889.
]. NJ. BUFORD,
DAVID HAWKS.
W 5. kNOWLt ON
oumis-ioners
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
A Short Lessnn.

Discrimi rate in the use OF the proposition
OF after the adverb off. Don't say: six
yards OF six were cut of OF that piece ~
The apples dropped of Of that tree Omit
the Of
be Garrett how you employ the words older
and elder Two or three examples viii Illus
trate their use; The elder sou is the most
gifted In the family; he Is older than his
brother by i've years" He is the older
solder OF tie two, and the oldest in the regi-
ment." Re is the elder of the two poets,
and the eldest poet in the realm
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
pUBLIO NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that at special eet-
ing OF the sioC kholders Of the Black Hawk Home.
stead Building. Loan ana Saving Association, held
at the Office OF the secretary on Tuesday evening
October 18th. 1889. pursuant TO call, there being
present in person and by proxy more than two
representing over two-thirds OF all the stock is
sued by said Association, q resolution was passed
increasing the authorized capital stock of said
Association 10 Ten Million Dollars, a certificate
OF which has been filed with the Secretary OF
State at Springfield, H., and like certificate with
the reoorderof deeds of Rock Island couf ty. nli-
noi,. J. NJ MONTGOMERY
T. j. MEDuL, Jr See'y. Prest.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

The Critic learns from somewhere that
Olive Schriener, the author of that strange
STORY Of an African Farm" has dev eloped
from plain, shy, retiring girl into brilliant
self poised woman, with many pretensions tc
beauty. Nothing succeeds like success has
been often sud, and some other wise man has
noted the fat that happiness makes the plain
est woman beautiful By the time Miss
ochrlener has launched a few more books.
and learned the ways of publishers and ri.
rates she my perhaps feel like retiring 20
some African wild to restore her good looks
and nervous system. Bulletin.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
EXECUTORS NOTICE.
Estate OF Peter Hay, Dece

Estate OF Peter Hay Deceased.
The undersigned, having been appointed Ex-
ecutor OF the last will aud Testament Of Peter
Hay, late Of the county OF Rock Island, state Of
Illinois, deceased, hereby gives notice that he
will appear before the county court ofRock Isl-
and county, at the Office of the clerk of said
court, in the city of Rock Island at the De-
cember term, on the First Monday in December
next, at which time all persons having claims
against said estate notified and requested to at
te nd for the purpose OF having the same adj ust-
ed. All persons indebted to said estate are re-
quested TO make immediate payment TO the I'M
dersisned.
Dated this 18th day OF October. A. D.. 1889.
18th d4w WILLIAM HAY, Executor.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

Perhaps no local disease has puzzl ed
and baftied the medical profession more
than nasal catsrrh. While not imme.
distely fatal it is among the most dis
tressing and disgusting ills the flesh is
heir TO, and the records show very few
or no cases Of radical cure of chronic
catarrh by any of the multitude OF modes
OF treatment until the introduction of
Ely's Cream Balm few years ago. The
success Of this preparation has been most
gratifying and surprising.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
DUPLICATION NOTICE.
STATE OF ILLINOIS,

STATE OF ILLINOIS,
Rock leland COUNTY,
County Court Of Rock Island COUNTY, to the No
vember Term. A D.. 1859
Eliza WarnOck, Adminlst ratriX ~ the estate o
John Warn nCk. deceased. W. MarFaret Bailey
Alexander Wamock, David Warnock, James
Warnock, Hugh War ock. Janet Campbell
John G. WsrnOck, David W. War Iock jan t
Warnock, Charles WahlstrOm, Daniel H. Hart.
well and Robert Lee--Petition to cell real es
tste 10 pay debts.
bell, James c. WarnOck, Alexander Warnock anC
Daniel II. Bartwell defendants above named
having been filed in the office of the Clerk of tn,
County Court or Rock Island County, notice il
hereby given TO the said Janet Campbell James c
warnock, Alexander Warnock and Daniel H. Hart
well. thar the said plain'if Eliza warnock, sd
ministTatriX OF the estate OF John warnock, de-
ceased has fled her petition in The said COUNTY
Court of Rock Island County for an order 10 sell
the premises belonging TO the estate of said de
ceased, OF 20 much OF IL a. may be needed TO pay
the deb's of said deceased, aud described as fol
lows. to-wit;
The northwest quarter "a of the no Invest
quarter "a and the northeast quarter (an of the
southwest quarter ~ and the northW eft quarter
tA) of the southeast quarter "a of section
eleven, IN; also the south one-half Ns) of the
sou theast quarter n Of section three 90 all iu
township sixteen. O6), north Of range one Il
west OF the Fourth principal meridian. IN the
county OF Rock leland aud state Of Illinois.
And that a summons has been issued out of eaid
court against YOU. returnahle at the November
term, a. ID. 1883, OF said court, 10 be holden on
the First Monday OF November, A. D, 1889 al
the court house in Rock Island, in Rock Island
county, Illinois
Now, unless you, the said Janet Campbell,
james g. Narnock, Alexander Wsfnock and
Daniel II. Hsrtweli shall personally be and appear
before said county court Of Rock Island county.
on the first day Of term thereof, TO be holden al
Rock Island in said county, on the first Mondsy OF
November, 1889 and plead. answer or demur 10
the said compliments petit fled therein, the
same and The matters and things therein charged
and stated VIII be taken a. confessed and decree
entered against You according TO the prayer OF
sand bill.
Rock Island, Illinois, October 10. lss9
K. A. DONALDSON, Clerk
Z ". HURST. Compliments Solicitor
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

New Jersey has Baptist minister who
claims to have baptized more people thar
other man In his church. The communi.
ty in which be resides has been grieved
over his stubborn cough that has inter-
fered with his pastoral duties. A physi-
clan recommended DR.. Bull's Cough
Syrup. and consequently there will be
baptism in his church next Sunday.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

The best on earth can truly be said Of
Grgg's Glycerine Salve, which is q sure,
safe and speedy cure for cuts, bruises,
scalds, burns wounds and all other sores.
VIII positively cure piles. letter and all
skin eruption. Try this wonder healer
Satisfaction guaranteed or money refund.
ed. Only rs cents. Sold bv druggists
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
A DEMONSTRATORS NOTICE.

Estate OF Hannah NJ. LAwhesd, deceased
The undersigned having been appoi nted admin.
istrator Of the estate OF II snnah NJ Lawhesd, late
OF the county OF Rock Island state of Illinois de.
ceased, hereby gives notice that he will appear
before the county court Of Rock Island county, at
the ONCE OF the clerk of said court in the city of
ROCK Island, al the January term. on the first
MONDAY In JaCnsry next, at which time all
persons having claims against said estate are no.
titled and requested to attend for the purpose of
having the same adjusted. All persons indebted
TO said estate requested to make Immediate
payment to the undo rsfgned.
Dated this 25th day OF, ctober, A. u. 1889
LEROY LAWHEAD
Oct 2s-d2w Aduinis,rs,Sx
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

New York man Ito scquainiance)-"I
understand that your daughter is mar
ried." Yes" DO well?" "Oh, YES,
surpassed her mothers fondest dreams 4"
- am pleased TO hear il. (After a short
sience) So she has q good husband.
ehT' ''Oh, she has no husband at all;
she married an Italian prince"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
Interested Psope.

Advertising patent medicine in the
peculiar way in which the proprietor Of
Kemp's Balsam for coughs and colds does,
lie indeed wonderful. He authorizes all
druggists to give those who call for it a
sample bottle free, that they may try it
before purchasing. The large bottles are
SOC and 81. We certainly would advise
trial. 1t may save you from consump-
ton
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

The only place To buy ELLIS Gel.
EBRATED MERCER COUNTY COAL
is opposite St. Joseph's church. Second
avenue. Don't be deceived. AS this cele.
brsted coal cannot be bought of any
other merchant in the city. Also Lehigt
and Scranton hard coal, brick tile, etc
Telephone No. 1886. T. H. ELLIS.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
Conclusive Evidcnce

DR. Fxyee-A fish diet without dolr1t in
creases a mans brain power
Mr.. B xby-That Is very true, doctor; and
| have noticed that when "A man catches the
fish hin self the effect is more pronounced.
His ims ginative power increases 50 rapidly
then that you can almost hear it grow.
brakes Magazine
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

That awful word: How / miss you
when you are away from me. my darling.
II seems that nv heart pants for you"
She-"Please don't say that again" He
Why" She-"I mean that word you
used Just after heart"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
He VIII Ina.-a

ut is stran 20 how oysters have changed In
the last ten ars."
Il haven't noticed any change
Wen, you try 79 oyster and then swal-
low one OF the 80 vintage, and you'll perceive
great differ nce.-Harper,s Bazaar.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
Nos You Know What TO Do.

The Chirago Tribune is always doing some
thing for the public good. Its last effort Is to
explain Il at a Texas rteer on the rampage
through Il e streets can be brought to bay BY
some one throwing an empty -four barrel over
his head. Gosh hang It'll but why couldn't
somebody Michigan have thought Of that
thing ID troit Free Press
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

Mr.. Brown ito stranger who has saved him
from drownilg)-My dear, good friend, III
never forget you as long as liveI Come up
70 my store and get some nice, clean, dry
clothes; I'll ct you have them as cheap as
anybody e ,och.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

jerks twho has taken to horseback riding
and bounces about ten inches at every step
ALI How-iy- do, Blinksi think horseback
riding Is COOL for the health, don't your
Blluks-Yts, indeed. All who see you will
be benefited. Laugh and grow fat" you
know.-New York Weekly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
Admirable Advice to Writers.

"YouI work gains for every very you can
cancel" Don't italicize; you should so
write that the italics show without being
there" Beware of the words intense and
exquisite to very few people would the oc-
casion for the word intense come in life
time r--merson
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

Nlckleby-That old saw. Truth lies at
the bottom of WE'LL is very paradox
cal. l think. Soueers-W Why sos Nick.
leby-How can truth lie at all9
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

The rosy freshness, and velvety soft
ness OF the skin is invariably obtained BY
those who use Pozzoni's Completion
Powder.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

All the koffs of Russia sympathize
with the czarine in her recently acquired
cold
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
The PhonoRraph,

Telephone, telegraph and kindred cleo
trical messengers will all be utilized by
the orders for Sozodont. which will be
flashed and sounded over the wires. 1t is
as well known abroad as at home. as a
cleansing agent for the teeth.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

Ponds Extract, for both men and ani>
mails. In all swellings of the joints,
whether arising from disease or accident,
1t alleviates the agony.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

The cellars in Venice are nearly all
damp, but most of the houses have Adri-
attic
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

Walter (who had been worrying his
moiher)-'M Mamma. may ! eat some OF
these cakes?' Mother (shsrply)-"Yes,
If you'll keep your mouth shut.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
LOCAL NOTICES.

A. d. Huesing, real estate and insur.
nue.. Rock Island.
Wanted-A competent girl for general
house work. Apply to Mrs. Gen VIM
Hoffman, 1l03 Second avenue.
The Crown dining ball, No. 1908 Sec
ond avenue, is now ready to furnish you
the best meal in the city for 25 cents
Buy Mercer county coal of E. b Nc.
kown at his new coal yard corner OF
Fifteenth street and First avenue.
Money to loan by the Rock Island
building association Tuesday evening
November 5, 1899 Premium very low
E. II. Guyer. Secretary.
The Royal Insurance company. of Eng.
land. has the largest surplus of any fire
insurance company in the world. A. D.
Huesing. agent. Office No. 1905 Second
avenue, Rock Island.
$4,000 to loan on real estate security,
in sums of 5000 and upward. at loves,
current rates of interest. without COM
mission. f. W. Hurst, Attorney a,
law, Rock Island
Modern Houses For Sale
On monthly instsllments by Guyer &
Sweeney.
Barth & Babcock, Dentists.
No. 1924 Second avenue. SPECIAL atteu.
ton paid to saving the natural teeth AID
inserting teeth without plates.
For Sale.
Fourteen dry lots on four years time,
with six per cent per annIlm To any one
wishing to build this summer.
b. DAVENPORT.
Surety on Bonds.
Those who are required TO give bonds
in positions of trust, and who desire to
avoid asking friends to become their
suretics, or who may wish to relieve
friends from further obligations as bonds.
man, should apply TO the agent of the
American Surety Co. of New York.
Ed LIEBERKNECHT,
General Insurance Agent,
Rock Island, H.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

What do you get an evening for wait
ing at entertainments Five marks
but il there is to be singing l must ask
si4
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

The letters our wives don't care IL we
do keep In our pockets instead of posting
them-V's and Ks.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

01S TO $3.50 A MONTH CAN BE MADE
" - working for Us; agents preferred who
can furnish horse and give their whole time TO
the business; spare moments may be probably
employed also; few vacancies In towns and
cities. B. F. JOHNSON & co, 1909 Main ST.,
Richmond, Va.
n. B.. Please state age and business expe.
rtence Never mind about sending stamp for re
ply. b. +. J. Co. apl 46m
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

I.2 Gal. Crystal Water Pitchers. 46c
inch COmpOrt, Zoe
inch Bowls with Cover, soc
1" Soc
I-2 Pint Heavy Tumblers. SC
inch Cake SalVers, 23c
Engraved Table Sets. SOC
10 inch Plain Cake SAVERS. 22c|
sauce Dishes, per dozen, lScI
sun Hinge Lamp Chimneys, No. z. &c
Engraved - Sc
ParlOr Lamps, fine Decd Shades, complete, 81 40
Electric Lamps, the finest made, complete, 1.65
Other Dealers ask So 50.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

CALESMEN-wE WISH FEW MEN TO
osell our goods by sample 10 the Wholesale and
retail trade; on salary; largest manufacturers in
our line; iuclose &c stamp; Wages SO per day
permanent 20 ition; money advanced for wages,
advertising. Etc. CENTENNIAL MFG co
Juno IL Cincinnati a
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

" ANTBD-RELlABLE LOCAL AND TRAY
w cling statesmen; positions ornament; spec
ial inducements now; fast selling specialtie-.
Don't delay; salary from the start
BROWN BROS, Narserymen. Chicago. Ill.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04
Intelligence Column.

WANTED AN Gil SALESMAN. on COM
w mission. for the Lubricatins oil trade: ad
dress 10 The Dieterichs Oil Co, IS West Wash
ington St, Chicago Ill.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

ANTED-AGENTS for our NEW PATENT
w tire-Proof safes size 2sNl~Nis: weight 5Ig
Us -, re,A, price, Others in proportion. High
Isl award silver medal Centennial Exposition
rSare chance; permanent business our prices
.oMest We are not Ia the safe pool. Exclusive
territory given. Alpine safe Go. ,fncfnnsti- n
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1889-11-04

A. d. Huesing. real estate and insur-
ance agent. Office No. 1908 Second ave.
nue.. Rock Island.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-10-25
Il NOVEL FIsE Ex11NGUIsuER.

"A IL.
Onr Corinna correspondent makes
brief reference to the level headed act of
an amateur fireman in that town last
Wednesday in the recent blaze.
Il. T. Burrill was the man.
In the midst of the uproar he noted
with alarm that the roof of his house
also had caught fire from the t1vine
sparks and that a merry blaze was
creeping among the shingles.
But here came the rub! EVERYTHING
about his premises that would hold wa
ter had been surrendered to the use of
the fire fighters, and he was absolutely
without means to convey water upon
his burning dwelling.
Did he dispair? Never!
flushing to the pond he sat down in
the water, then With all the moisture
he could conceal about his person he
fastened up the ladder that rested
against the caves Of his building and
most efiectually sat down upon the
blaze
All rights reserved. -Dertey On.
zette.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-10-25
Il SONG TO THE WORLD.
by FRANCIS NJ. SMITH.

a song to G. he worid-tbe beautiful world
In sritc Of it's cloudn md fits cares
AS trials and pains it's shanes and its stains
Its cruel deceits a,lti is snares.
With nj! its sad faults, It's the bost world we
"Tis the only ono given to man---
So let ,is accept it. with thanks, us it is,
And enjoy it as long as we can.
Then away with thocynic who cavils at life,
Ana wishes his days at nn end
Never yield to despair, but pationtly bear
Such mlsnai,s us man cannot mend
What minor who works the nu,ifolicus earth,
Its elitterins store 10 unfold,
Mould be sour in mood, if tho yield had was
Because lie found dross with tho GoldH
yhen wlilo YOU working tho vast mine otiife.
BE humble contont, and resigned
Never worry nor fret take the best you can got
And whistle Tho worst down tho wind
Thea away with ti,e cYnic etc
We wcro rue here 30 G;rugg,e-'twas Heavens
deerae-
Each 7nan has hi, nai6son to fill
AisiortnRes may fret Ut, temptations besot us,
8li we are Gods people STILL
When Ill fortune ineota us md enlnity sreets us.
NJ shonld then on ourselves niost rcy--
40 t2lsft' 1ol ~ Nilcu Oh Gs
breaks
Morc courage to live than to die.
Then away with Tho cynic etc.
WIS slorions world, il VIC look Mt it right,
And We should rejoice TO bo in it
Ti2ero are birds in each grove, there are sweet
hearts to love,
And SUCCESS il we struggle to win ii.
So let determine Glu,, happen what may,
Nc VIII stay with tho woods and The flowers,
And the friends and the foos, and the joys tind
the woes.
Which make up this great world of ours.
Then away with tho cynic etc
Wha: folly TO look on the dark side of life,
While the world is roful:ent with lightl
Creep out OF the shade and stand up undis-
MAYED,
In The raiIn9nt of ronson bedight!
1Nhero is room for us all on this wide-spreading
earth,
SO, with Chnrity's banner unfurled
Letus Join i'll ono cry, While old Time hurries by,
~IlrGo cheers Tor this heautiful world
Then away with tho cynic, otc.
--Neic York JFcsLlu
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-10-25
4 pEcU114n MODE OF SMUGGLING

Il FEC CLA a1S 4HODL Or S-N JUGGLING.
In the days when high-heeled boots
We're the pride of fashion there was a
shoemaker in London who made a
fortune by the sale Of the best Paris
boots at a price which all his fellow
tradesmen declared ruinous. He under
sold the trade and obtained troops of
customers. Those boots must be
stolen. said his rivals; but there was
no evidence that they We're; certainly
they were not struggled boots, for any
one could satisfy himself that the full
duty was paid upon them at the Gus
tom house. The shoemaker retired
from business with fortune, and it was
not until some time afterwards that his
secret was accidentally discovered. 1t
was then found out that although he
had paid duty for the boots, lie had not
paid it for everything that was in them
There was heavy duty payable on
foreign watches; and every boot con-
signed to him from Paris had contained
in its high heels cavity exactly large
enough to hold a watch. The great
profit obtained by the trade in smuggled
watches made it possible for this trades
man, when he had filled up the heel, to
sell his boots under prime cost. This
was worth while again, because, of
course, by the extension of his boot
trade he increased his power OF import
ing Watches duty free.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-10-25
a CHINESE NOBLEM4N ON 4JfEp-
IC.5

A Chinese nobleman, who travelled
much in this country, publishes some Of
his impressions in a paper edited in
Pekin. He says: When women go to
court they regard a bare skin as mark
of respect, and on ordinary occasions
when they meet their parents they must
apply their mouths to the right and left
lips OF the elder with smacking sound,
which is exceedingly strange.
Women consider large bust and a
small waist as desirable; but while thu,
waist can be compressed as to be made
small, the bust cannot he naturally en-
larged. A great number, then, have
contrivanccs of wickerware made which
is concealed under the bodice on eithe,
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-10-25
ITS CHIN GAVE II AVA >, !,

ITS CHIN GAVE II 4
"Dot vas poorly baby, dond IT, 81
claimed Hans Spellbrecker to tl'e i "a
Of new baby that has just been l'''''
in the household. I'd
"Yes, it is a dumping, sure 'eE'1
the father. 80,
"Who vas dot baby, girl or ~
asked Hans. ..4hl
Cant you guess?" asked the g, ls . j
"Vell, dink not id vas a Sil''
Hans. ,.nod
Correct. But how did you NV
ooh, yoost because he go' Ssu ~
chin on ids face. "-.Sunday n"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-10-25
SIZE WOULD EI: CONTENT vrr,r
SUBOIfDINlTIc I'OST:r0y

Now" said the bridegroom to the
bride, when they had returned from
the honeymoon trip, "Let US have
clear understanding before we settle
down to married life. Are you presi-
dent OF vlce-presid ent of this society 2"
L want to be neither president nor
vlce-presldent," she answered; Il will
be content with subordinate nos;t;o,, -
what is that?"
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