Morris tribune., 1889-12-18

Kenyon Leader: We often hear
people make the bragatoclO remark
that at is Il cold day when they get
left" An Austin man had little
experience of this kind one cold day
not long ago, and rs Il result, he very
wisely concluded that in the future
he would prefer warmer day In
which to get lett. The unfortunate
victim was Alonzo Hollister. who, Il
day or two before, had committed
matrimony in the first degree and, at
the time referred to, was out in COM
pany with his BRIDE and friend Of
hers on his wedding tour. The friend
referred to was only accompanying
them as far as Dodge Center, and
when the train arrived at that station
our new benedict not wanting in gal
lantry, assisted in the removal of her
luggage and tarried so long in nego-
tiating An exchange of good byes and
other courtesies, his mind being ma
tually in a whirl, (matrImony affects
some men so Strangely, that the
train pulled out and left him. He
however by a dexterous effort, gained
q foot hold OH the steps of a milk car,
which being accommodated with
only side door, as was also the car
to which 1t was connected, he was
obliged to ride in that perilous con-
dition without overcoat or gloves UNI
til the next station was reached. His
fair bride, in the mean time, was
mourning over her widowed condi-
ton and wondering if fate would ever
prove kind. When tie train reached
Eden the unfortunate man was able
to regain his former position by the
side of his other half, but he was
bluer than most men are at the end of
ten wears of welded life.
One Hundred and Six Pieces.
1O6 Piece Decorated Dinner Set,
$1,000, at
S. J. STEBBINs & Co.'s
P. A. Mccarthy & Co., Morris,
Mimi, respectfully announce that
they have been duly admitted to
practice before the Interior Depart
ment of General Government. The
General and Local Land Offices and
Pension Bureau. All claims of sett-
lers on Indemnity lands; Contested
claims, or defective entries and
proofs; also claims of soldiers,
widows and orphans of deceased
soldiers for pensions or increase of
pensions, placed III their hands will
receive prompt and careful attention.
sept25tf
One day 1 was taken with chills
and headache, signs that my old
enc my, malaria, was OH hand. My
quinine box was empty, anu l was
looking forward to IL restless, sleep.
less night, says writer in the Amer
lean Garden. In desperation I peeled
4 raw onion and slowly ate it, ther
went to bed, with warm feet and extrs
comforter, when presto! was asleeI
in five minutes, and awakened In the
morning free from malaria and read,
for the days duty. a. .@~.s H.
Our homely but strong friend will
be appreciated III time as medicine
and If agriculturlsts would turf
their attention to raising II mode
onion, with the strong scent taIel
out that taints the breath SO un
pleasantly, families will be putin,
their "piils" i'm the cellar by the bar
rel, ana the doctors will take to onio
farming. The onion acts AS ca
thartic and diuretic, aud may help t
break up cold or lessen the ba
symptoms. Said doctor: 81 Away
store 81 barrel of onions in my celia
during the fall. We have then
cooked twice week, and whoever {
the family is threatened with q col
eats some onions raw. If this veget
able were generally eaten there woul
be no diphtheria, rheumatism, gou
kidney or stomach trouble Onion
grow TO perfection here in Steven
county. In the tow Of Morris ther
were enough raised the past season
supply good portion of the stat,
II the above statement is relation [
! healthfulness of onions Is true, surel
! our people are we'll supplied wit
, medicine and ought to be free frol
!, many of the diseases which flesh
, heir to.
: Mince meat aud Sauerkraut. at I'll