Telegram-herald., 1889-12-13

ommend an Incompetent. The whole
affair is very complimentary TO Mr
Belknap.
WHY doesn't the sympathetic Dan
Iseariot head a subscription list for the
benefit of those starving New England
farmers? Get right down to little OF
that giving to individual needs,
which you blame Andrew Carnegie for
condemning. If YOU do not ike Car
negie's idea OF couhning "philan-
thrOpic operations TO very rich men,"
start little phiiauthroplc operation
yourself. Perhaps you may not only
put Carnegie to the blush, but even
rival the widow with her mite. Hump
yourself, brother.
"THE necessity must be an extreme
one which compels the sturdy farmers
of New England, by thousands, to
abandon their homes, their kindred,
and the graveyards whose sculptured
stones make vivid sacred memories"
says the De1s-Iseariot. Why, bless your
ignorant old soul, that's just what they
have been doing for half a century.
The greater part Of the early immi-
grants to Michigan territory came from
there.
II reference to the recent reduction
Of the surplus, TO the tune of $4,000,
by Silcott, a Democratic rascal who
turned himself out, a Washington friend
of d. A. Blodgett, in letter to him,
very pithily says: "The Democratic
members have very little to say; many
of them feel the disgrace keenly, but
many Others look upon it as quite in
their line and a part of their party
policy
When women vote the procession at
The polls viii move slow, for each
VIII be Cooking backward" to see how
the one next in line is dressed. Leader
When women vote, they'll be hustling
abOut-allec samee. naughtee man-tO
&c how their neighbors are going to
vote. and VIII not bother themselves
about whether they are dressed or not.
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A STREET car in New York, we are
told. became eutangled in a fallen wire
of the Harlem Electric Lighting Com
pany, the other day, and the driver re-
ceivcd so severe n shock that he was
taken - the Presbyterian Hospital. If
the shock had been lighter, mllder
form of doctrine would have answered
-Universalist, f'rinstance.
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Is quantity Of editorial matter the
Deni- Tscrriot has improved. The quail
| itv. however. remains the same. Il Is
Principally n snoer at some other mans
/ goodness C morality. Religion, moral
itv, decency Sr honesty that has TO be
bo.sterod up by running some other
mau's down Is scarcely worth making a
parade of.
THE "stars and bars" were wrapped
ABOUT JEFF. Davis bier. Were they
buried with him' If so. perhaps the
"bi0odv shirt" may now 20 too, and VIC
may enter upon an "era Of good feel
ing" one cause and one flag ought to
+ be enough for ono country.
I PrBHAPs It was all right for the New
Orleaas Post. G.. A. f., to attend the
I funeral Of JET. Davis. He had as much
Z t7 DO a. any one With making possible
+ che existence Of that organization. Ii
+ there had hecn no traitor. there would
7 have been no q. Ar.
THE little Phdadelpbian, whose brain
was cut into for the cure 0f epilepsy
shows symptoms Of recovery. The edl
+ tor of the nru- Ts-arrof had another f-
/ yesterday over she message. There is
hope for h5n yet. K h.s brain isu't toe
tough.
rw7u.3 h7- been ten dollars in TIC
F rockstof te eit.r Of thc D@r-h
F K DE hat ne~er BEEN born. Thrr.
doute1 ta slt aa. Peaches don't
taste < teaches now. for Grover q e
away" Glttaee 81 a nunnerv. grand
m0tler.
Ir tssr' rsrr - 81, tie editor ~ the
neu-Tsowaf ssv so mase Farmer Ba iey
( beGeve thst fsrn rs ere All starvna
o death. Trus N- Raiev w