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Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02

FASHIONABLE BONyETS AND NANTES.
There are bonnets that combine in their
fashion the favorite half toque, half capote
variety; there are wide brimmed lace round
hats, with open topped crowns; there are
small stylish toques and turbans, and there
are picturesque hats with low crowns and
turned down brims. There remains no ques-
ton but that the hats are decidedly lower in
the crown than formerly
Some very pretty mantles have been de
signed for outdoor wear. Many of these are
of thick black silk cord guipure, over glace
silk, or else covered with jet. There are
many black trimmings to be seen on medium
tinted materials. The LIE Capuchon mantle
is made in velvet, very short. with plated
sleeves and two long black lace ends Some
pretty mantelets are formed of scarfs of cash
mere, trimmed with applique embroidery,
made like a straight scarf, long in front, the
shoulders formed by few gathers
In the accompanying cut are shown two
imported bonnet5 and mantles. One mantle,
designed especially for young ladies' wear, is,
Of course, silk net, with revieres Of fringes
in beads and jet. The bonnet worn with this
stylish little wrap is q black lace one, covered
with pale green leaves and trimmed with
ribbon bows
The remaining figure shows a mantle in
rich Jet The lace ends terminate with Jet
tassels. The hat is a fancy gray straw,
trimmed with velvet and ribbon.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02

NOTION CAUSED BY PERMANENT MAGNET.
Seekers after perpetual motion have en-
deavored to make use of magnetism. The
authority already quoted tells that vain eff
forts have been made to discover a substance
which could be interposed between the mag
net and its armature and removed without
the expenditure OF power, and which would
intercept the lines of force so os TO allow the
armatwe to be alternately drawn forward
and released, but no such substance has ever
been discovered The lines of force may be
intercepted by a plate of soft iron placed be-
tween the magnet and its armature, but it re-
quires more power to introduce the plate into
the magnetic field, and Withdraw it there
from, than can be recovered from the arrna-
ture
The accompanying cut illustrates an ex-
pertinent showing how motion may be pro-
duced by the force OF permanent magnet.
An armature is suspended by threads in the
field of a permanent magnet The magnet at
tracts the aTTnature, slightly DETECTING its
suspension from true vertical line. The in
PRODUCTION of soft iron plate between the
magnet and its armature intercepts the lines
Of force, thus releasing the armature, when
it swings back under the influence OF gravi-
sation If at this instant the iron plate is
withdrawn, the magnet again acts upon the
hrmature drawing it for ward. Another in
PRODUCTION of the iron plate into the field
again releases the armature, when it swings
back this time a little farther than before
By moving the iron plate in this manner
synchronously with the oscillations of the ar
mature, the armature may be made to swing
through large arc.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Hit by n Coincidence.

The owner of place on Second svenus
stood in his barn door on the alley the other
day when a man with a wooden leg and Q
crutch came along and passed the time o day
and finally said:
Say, want you TO do me favor. want
10 leave my leg with you for a few minutes
"Whyr'
Il want 10 go around on Second avenue
and work u house for half IA dollar IN money.
I've got pointer that the folks are very
sympathetic. If Igo with one leg Tn sure
Of it
Very well; just leave. your leg here and
I'll take care Of il.
The wooden substitute was unstrapped and
handed over, and the cripple used the crutch
to help himself down the alley. Five minutes
later be rang the doorbell of a house around
the avenue, TO have il opened by the man he
had seen al the barn
"W-wha-whati" he gasped In astoniSh-
ment.
Very sympathetic family lives herci'
quietly replied the other. ''Yon seem 20
have met with a sad loss, and I'm anxious 20
help you Here is wooden leg which may
fit you"
The leg was handed over, the man sat
down on the steps and strapped it on, and az
he got up and stumped through the gate, be-
said 10 himself:
I've heard of condolences ever since
was l1noe high 10 a hop toad, but this is the
first ono that ever hit me with both feet 10
onceir-Detroit Free Press
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Two Old Trees.

The following items appeared recently in
Popular Science News:
The old oak tree at Waltham, which SO
excellent an authority as Professor Alex
snder Agassiz said was 700 years of age, has
been cut down. 1t has been dead for some
time, and stood in the path Of modern i'm
provement. Part of the venerable tree viii
be preserved in the library.
The great oak tree at Woodbridge, which
was cut down few weeks ago after an ex-
istence reckoned at from 800 to 1900 years,
Is to be made into chairs for the members of
the Quinnipiac club, of New Haven. This
tree was doubtless the Oldest along the
Atlantic coast, although the authorities diff
Ter as to its age, and the largest oak in the
world Oliver Wendell Holmes said the tree
vas at least l 800 years old, and Professor
Abbott, of New York, who made a careful
examination of the monster eighteen years
ago. said it could not be less than 1000 years
old. while Professor Eaton stands with these
authorities by stating the age Of the tree as
ranging from !, 800 to 1900 years
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
The Mountain of the Bell.

Nature is filed with music Away ont
amid the solitudes of Mount Sinai, the noun
tain famed in story and in song, the hill call
ed Gibal Nakus (Mountain of the BelD, there
are musical tones that are heard distinctly,
and have excited much comment concerning
their origin. When one stands on the west
ern side, facing the Red sea, not the slightest
sound is heard. But the Arab guide will bid
US remain at the bottom while he goes up the
slope. AS he sinks in the sand nearly to bis
knees at every step we hear faint sounds re-
sembling the tones of the violin.
AS the rafting sand increases, setting in
motion leach grain a grain many times"
soon rusthng sound is heard, and then low,
mellow, musical tones increasing gradually
to that Of deep church bell, finally pealing
low and loud like distant thunder. When
the entire surface is in motion, one can i'm
agine what the sensation would be If one
were sitting upon some enormous musical in
struInent while bow was slowly drawn
across its strings. In short time the sand
settles, sound waves no longer vibrate, and
all is still again.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
It's Motto l. Live and Let Lvo"-Ar
Obituary and a Free Pass.

It's Motto Is Live and Let Lvo"-An
Obituary and a Free Pass.
The last issue Of TIE Arizona Kicker con
tains the following interesting items:
CAN'T Do live have been offered 81
I'm cash and barrel Of wild plum vinegar 10
publish the record Of the man who runs the
weekly further down The street. While there
is DO doubt Ia our mind that be is a bieamist.
borse thief, barn burner and anarchist gym
rathizer, We know what belongs 70 d.oeney
and We positively refuse the trribe.
There Is too much mod throwing among
the editors Of the west, anytsU~~. They ssHn
10 have forgotten what l. due 70 tho position
II ons Of cur doctors kilL n patient By some
mistake The rest are always rsady b swear
him clear II one Of the EDITORIAL fraternity
makes a "Trip, tbs ret arp css,sT 20 pitch into
him. II shsp1itnT be -. ThsTs should -
moro Of the frasernaI syarie-rnore n tbs
pride Of profession ThsTsfore while we are
perfectly sassri~d that he bald hesstd, bow
legged. squtut eyvd odd coyots who cnIls HIM
rei9 toe editor OF the ns1rfbund dizh rag
eleven doors basov ought b De Ia state prism
for life, are net sldT.S - forget what BE-
longs 10 the arseTEftscz II editorial Life.
PASSED AwAT--fntun jue,' rs be VIA.
familiarity called, has finally ;ss<ed n his
cteckz, although be hung CD eDr yer sr,ssr
than any ooe though. he ooad He eesps
into ons Of tbs A e l. Eesgs oogsbss and
szure11ered 20 shs grim dastroysr. We al
vays booksi upoa Joe as hail ~t.sd, bu. We
beg to ackno-~sdge our u4tsaks h k& lAx7
bou1s 10 wrote down rhe fscs ca n BE- % pa
psx that we owed him sevvn dollars horru-ssf
MONEY, and ss.at tkt q pnp~ wa sfs vfsers
II cuzah ncs bzp but 10 s~n- The IRA We
knew Il his dsssah vae v4sn the ccrxsox
trouzfz. "a ne Dse weborro~ud thsryoury
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s.a1 Erofabsy have % pay n, tat ~tse-h>r
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b~zn giving ue n 3 r ike rppa Ye<.=
etL annual pzA
TIE Kt1ssx DOW sakes pSzrrz-~txsrzAfsszzs p<zb-
lie st:zssx. ~ To- sact sfsz. skss - e T. tSssrs
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cx4v-z, NE rseA and tz>e E,ssst szesfs-.erJ.
Il y al sxs.e-yr1ss ~ss.rs s-s<vss S@t-os-Asss.
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port sxsd GOD vszk<~ q ~-zy c.-fz< q 10
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Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Fashion Notes.

The plain gold ring now, as for many years
past, remains the correct style in wedding
rings. The engagement ring permits Of the
qualification OF Individual taste, and Is usually
set with the gem most admired by the fair
Gancee.
Many Of the jewel topped hairpins have
one pin twisted and the other straight to In
sure the ornaments keeping firm hold in the
hair. Crests and coronets of filigree gold,
which are exceedingly popular designs for
brooches, are also employed for hairpin tops
Black hosiery will remain Ia favor for gen.
eral use, but colored stockings are again
chosen to match house gowns and full dress
toilets. Tan or gray Isle thread or silk
stockings with tan or gray Suede slippers,
and gloves of Suede Of the same color will
still be worn with white, black or colored
dresses.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
The ThirfY-SecOnd Day.

On the thirty-second day OF the thirteenth month
of the eighth day of the week,
On the twenty fifth hour OF the SIXTY first minute
We'll find all things that we seek
They are there in the limbo of Louipop land-a
cloud islsrd&estfng in cir,
On the Nowhere side of toe Mountain Of Mist in
the Valley of overtifere.
On the Nowhere side of the Mountain Of Mist In
the Valley of Overthere,
On a solid vapor foundation Of cloud are palaces
grand and fair.
And there Is where orr dreams viii come true,
and the seeds of our hope viii grow
On the thitherwari side Of the Hills Of Hope, In
the Hamlet Of Hocus Pc.
On the thitherward side Of the Hills of Hope, in
the Hamlet of Hocis Pc,
We shall see all the things that want TO see.
and know all we care to know:
For there the old men will never lament, the ia
bies they never will squeak
In the Cross Road Corners of ChaosviIe, In the
County OF Hdeangoseek
In the Cross Road Corners of C-hsosville In the
County Of IIideangoSeek.
On the thirty second day of the thirteenth month
of the eighth day of the week,
We shall do al the things that we please TO do,
and accomplish whatever We try
On the sunset shore of SoIaetimeoruther, by the
beautiful Bay Of Birneby.
S. ". Foss In Yankee Blade.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Tho Rascal Promptly Responded.

Up in certain town the grocers under
stand all the little tricks of the trade
gentleman bought six pounds Of sugar, and
found II sadly adulterated with sand Tho
next day notice was posted reading thus
''NoTICE-I bought six pounds Of sugar OF
a grocer in this village. From il have taken
one pound OF sand. II the rascal viii send
me six pounds Of sugar | viii not expose him "
The next day Eve six pound packages Of
sugar were ieft at the gentleman's residence,
there being just five grocers In the village
Boston Record.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
TRAVELLING ON CheeIk.


witnessed comedy enacted In front Of .
theatre a few evenings ago which, for q dis
play Of genuine cheek, is worthy 10 be placed
on record a gentleman came out after the
first act and started to so up street. when q
handsomely dressed voting fellow accosted
him
II beg your pardon, sir" he said, but
have lost my door check, and il you are not
going to return would you permit me to use
yoursf'
The gentleman was going to return, and so
informed the individual, who thanked him
just as ferventIy as if he had received the
check. The next gentleman that came along
was similarly accosted, and he gave the fel-
low his check
Have you a seat coupon alsoT asked the
individual
This was alunest too much.
Eyes, and here's cigarette to smoke be-
tween the acts"
The coupons and cigarette were handed
over and I followed the fellow inside to OBJ
serve how he succeeded BE passed the door
and the usher seated him. I could not resist
the temptation of informing the manager of
the event
THAT beats anything have heard Of, u he
said 'E you know where the fellow is sit
ting I'll send him that bouquet" pointing to
a bunch of flowers resting on his desk
The fellow was located and an usher carried
down the flowers The man was not the
slightest bit put out. He looked at the flow
ers, then ct the usher Deliberately taking
a white rose from the bunch he placed it in
the buttonhole Of his coat, and instructed
the usher TO return the flowers, as he was not
fond of them.
There Is an old saying 10 the effect that
cheeky man generally succeeds Il this rule
holds, that fellow should SOME day ill the
executive chair at Washington. Brooklyn
Citizen.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
The Electric Age.

Professor Elisha Gray remarks that 'electri-
cal science has made greater advance in the
last twenty years than in all the 5000 historic
years preceding. More is discovered in one
day now than in a thousand years of the mid
ole ages. We find all sorts of work for cleo
tricity to do. We make it carry our mes
sages, drive cur engine, ring cur door bell
and scare the burglar; we take it as a medi-
cine light our gas with it, see by it, hear
from it, talk with it, and now we are begin
ming to teach it TO write
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
. s,n,le Scientific Experiment.

Take a bottle and place cork over the
mouth. The cork must be sufficiently large
to rest lightly upon it, without falling into
the neck. Snap the neck of the bottle sharp
ly with the thumb and finger, and the cork
will fall from the bottle towards the hand
giving the blow, and not away from it as
might be expected This effect is due to the
principle Of inertia, the quick blow forcing,
as it were. the bottle away from the cork
before the motion can be transmitted to the
cork itself
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
A NAME FOR TIE BABY.

From this list q names you, maybe
Gan get one to please the baby.
Agnes, Celia, Adelaide, Anna,
Blanche, Agatha, Constance, Hannah,
Claudine Claudia, Barbara, Phoebe.
Elizabeth, Mabel, Frances, Hebe;
Caroline Catherine Eva, Cora,
Cortenne, Beatrice, Lily, Flora;
Augusta, Dorothy, Doris. Helen,
Grace, Louise, Lettice, Ellen;
Georgia, Gertrude, Ruth, Estella,
Julia, Resale, Arabella;
Lucy, Winnifred, Portia, Laura,
Eloise, Prudence, Patience, Clara;
Myra, Myrtle, Hay, Malvina,
Amanda, Enid, Rose, Sabina;
Antoinette, Rosalind, Ann, Corneiia
Rosamond. Nanette, Joan, Cordeha:
Mary, Margaret, Edith, Ida,
Penelope Emma, AlSen, Ada;
Joha a, Opheia, Olivia, Jane
Regina, Sarah, Sophia, Elaine;
Harriet, Louisa, Kate, Elvira;
Pauline, Paulina, Lucinda, Almira;
Hypatia, Eunioe, Henrietta,
Euphemia, Syhil. Alfredetta:
Charlotte, Millicent, Maud, Matilda,
Theresa, Adelaide, Pearl, Clotilda;
Marion, Miriam, Josephine,
Victoria, Florence, Imogene;
Virginia, Magdaline, Isabella,
Eliza, Isabel, Cinderella;
Felicia, Alice, Gladys, Bertha,
Eleanor, Ursula, C1arissa, Martha;
Juliet, Adeiina, Venus, Amelia,
Georgianna, Rosamond, Violet, Adelia;
Daisy, Ethel, Bridget, Annie,
Eve Eliza, Cothilde, Fanny;
Angelica, Mercy, Angelina,
Nancy, Gwendolyn, Christina
Arnold, Anthony, Peter, Paul,
Christopher, Isaac, hobart, Saul;
Clement, Conrad, David, Silas,
Dennis, Richard, Francis, Cyrus;
Edmund, Edward, George, Adolphus,
Edgar, Edwin, Luke, Augustus;
Ferdinand Henry, Harry, Rudolf,
Julian, Julius, Gerald, Adolph;
Hiram, Elmer, Kenneth Giles,
Nathan. Reuben Percy, Miles;
Frederick. Evererd, Felix, justin,
Eustace, Ernest, Evan, Austin;
Pcleg, Owen, Grover, Victor,
Gregory, Hilary, Jacob, Hector;
Francis, Elijah, Benjamin, Thomas,
Alphonso. Alexander, william, Morris;
Augustus, Samuel, Abraham, Abram.
Arthur, Alfred, Albert, Adam,
Mathew, Mark, Matthias, John
Columbus, Cyril Jonathan;
Basil, Robert, Thaddeus, Horace
Raphael, Simon, Asa, Maurice;
Timothy, Solomon, Esau, Lewis,
GustaEus Goddard, Harold, Lucas:
Jasper, Joseph, Allan, Elias,
Jonah, Titus Hugh, Tobias;
Roderick, Charles, Theooald- Herman,
Roger, Roland, Rodney, Aaron;
Sebastian Stephen, Guy. Cornelius,
Theodore, Tracy, Ralph, Theophilus;
Jacob, James, Jerome, Job, GeCfrey,
Reginald, Philip, Raymond, Humphrey;
Walter, Reynoid, Randall. Joshua,
Randolph, Richard, Michael, Esau;
Patrick, Philebert, Lucian, Andrew,
Leonard, Orville. Frank, Bartholomew;
Nicholas. Oliver, Martin, Godfrey,
Manuel, Daniel Eben, Jaffrey;
Eugene, Ebenszer, Aaron, EtheIbert,
Simon. Gilbert, Hubert, Herbert.
H. G. Dodge in Detroit Free Press.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
aail9 R'Eas1e
SCIENCE AND PROGRESS.
SUBJECTS OF INTEREST TO WIDE
AWAKE MEN AND WOMEN.

An Illustrated Experiment That Shows
How Motion May BE Produced by the
Force of a Permanent Magnetism In
teresting Scientific Experiment.
The lodestone is familiar example Of one
of the permanent magnets which Nature fur
nishes ''ready made" Artificial magnets are
produced by the contact of hardened steel
with magnets or by means of the voltaic cur
rent, according to Scientific American, which
pronounces the latter the more effective
method, provided strong current and a
suitable helix or electromagnetic is available
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Human Nature.

Conversation twenty years hence-Young
Man-Father, l suppose you witnessed the
great parade at the time of the Washington
centennial celebrationl
Father-No, failed to see it.
1T seems strange that you should have
missed such big thing. What was the rea-
sonsn
Because was living in New York at the
time. Busy In the Office that day, you see. If
you want TO know anything about it ask
your uncle George-he came on from Alaska
and saw the whole thing. New York Trib-
i1fna
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
A verv HrnAa LITTLE Bow.

L.tae s., years old YES taken b
church oae Gsv. and, II .ae oor-e Of tie
svice. il gradually dA~n~d upon hin TIA,
the ssseusSoa u tbs congregation was csa-
tered ncs up.1 hinasef. bat upoo tie clergy
uaAn- who was ur-ohservsct of s. de
fels tie neglect ks<z0ls. he extihased EsSns
Of r-sssesSness, sghsd mos wearsiy. and
finally attracted :As atszanoa Ct h6y 81
ting directly pehrd hin. 700 kan~d o<er
and whispered;
@whs. IL toe MISTER, ST
~OarS se repssst- 4 can tstnt ~ - marry
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
He Knew Her.

Mrs Hendricls-Bertie, your mother is
calling you.
BERTHE Teaser-Ye sm, / know it. But
guess she don't want me very bad
Mrs. Hendricks-Shes called you seven
times already.
BERTHE Teaser-Yes, know; but she hasn't
yelled Albert" yet.--Tire.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
YOUNG FOLKS COLUMN.
PLEASANT INSTRUCTION FOR OUR
BOYS AND GIRLS.

A Brief but Entertaining Description Of
the Eifel Tower-How Visitors May
Reach the Very Top of This High Struc-
ture.
The Washington monument Is no longer
the highest structure In the world This dis
tinction, since March, 1889, belongs to the
Eiffel tower, built in Paris on the Champ de
Mars, at the entrance to the grounds where
the Worlds Exposition began this May. The
protector Of this tower, Monsieur Eiffel, dis
tnguished French engineer, encountered
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Mr.. AND MRS. BOWSER.

II L. Not Every Man Who Can Put Cp
Door Screen.
The other morning asked Mr.. Bowser ii be
wouldn't send up carpenter % hang the
screen door 70 the kitchen and, after a no
ment's thought, he replied:
I'm In no hurry this morning and q hang
1t myself
But its got to have q spring Oh, you
know"
well what OF it,
.Can you-youa-
sE can't want 10 be knocked on ths
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Caught at Last.

Father shouting down stairs in an anSy
voice1-MArJi
Mary twno is with her beau who has been
waiting on her Tor about three years,-Yes.
sir.
F.-b Mr.. Slowcoach therea
M-Yes, sir
Els he proposing to you that he is stay
ing 80 lates
NJ TO Mr.. Slowooach IN a frightened whis-
per1-Ohl what shall saw
Mr.. s trembling in his bcotsa-Say yes
II. TO her fatheri-Yss. papa
F.-Au right, all right; excuse me. Tel
him he can have you Bless you both. nv
children he needn't hurry away.-Bossoa
Courier.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Making Bricks by Nfachinery

Some may smile at the idea of making
bricks by machinery, but it is believed that
brick making by hand will soon become a
thing of the past. The stiff clay, machine
made brick will be used for paving Purposes,
bridges, docks, tunnels and all works that
require great strength; while dry pressed
brick viii become the building brick of the
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Eut Probably Loss.

Namby-I just lent ten dollars 70 Panty;
I wish you would make an item OF it, Mr.
Bookkeeper.
Bookkeeper-Shau I debit it 20 CASH.
Il guess you don't know Parnby very well
Put it in the profit and loss account Yam
kee Blade
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Behind the Scenes.

Manager of Fake Show-Well what the
matter now, John.
Property -Everything's gone wrong
The crocodile says he'll Hight out II you don't
pay him his last weeks salary; tho BEARDED
woman wants plug Of tobacco, and hes mad
because | won't lend him dime q get 1t
with; and tho fasting girl SAYS she'd rather
fast than eat tho steak the butcher sent
Yankee Dl8fle
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Appropriate.

Henderson twho Is struck with an idea
Baw Jove, Minnie, but isn't it dooced odd,
don't yer know, that the first president should
have had the same name as the capital of the
United Statesi And quite appropriate, too,
when fellah comes 10 think of it, don't yer
kuow-Boston Transcript
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
A Possibility Might Ari-e.

A physician says: ''Girls in feeble health
should take tramp through the woods or
fields every day" But suppose a tramp
should object to being taken through the
woods or fields every day by girls in feeble
healthl-Binghamton Republican.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02

Arse-Sos. Tpz rs1rs oos - gr-l yuo
ha~s 49,. ~ t.s@ woxx ~ssh ~ ss0- ia
9 pasture tt-z: ~@A szAis4f'st X ;as Lac f2rss
Ell01-
Ezzz Ps<z4as * Ch<aSos-Enrzss -, ".
49, b.. sc<zl o4rs ~ szzzz-os K-y -
lsoa r&c.szrp. toc4ys--s2dSA
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
A Nuisance.

A Nuisance
One Of the worst OF pJisances n
The chap who's up G. e2-ly dawn
Making the lawn mower z1zizzu-
Easpng the whiskers OF tie lawn
The hateful WIKI
OF the fierce machine
The buzz and the burr
Excite the spleen
OF the man whose sleep
Is driven away
And with curses deep
He begins the osy-
But the lawn mower chap
HIS arior vhets
And ne's never 50 hap
Py IS when be gets
Up close 20 the room
Where bis pe;ghoos ls
Ii TIE morning gloom,
With staring eyes
And twists and TUNA
I'll. hall insane,
A. as he earns
rs al il vain
he caa.o: sleep.
All hsope Is dad
Ard -i-h leap
He bonds from bed
Oh.
Cne q the wu-se Of rrdsAoces b
Tie chap who's UP ., early cs~e
Making the lawn mower r.z1nxaz
anspz,S the WHISPERS Of The lawn
-S<xoervi.e Ior-ral
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
Genuine Cut Rates.

Squareprice- hat ails your facet Looks
Ike you have been toying with barbed wire.
Savepenny-No, am patronazing the new
five cent barber shop. Get cat rates there,
you kuow-Ornsha World.
Wichita eagle., 1889-06-02
ONLY Three

Ths conversation turned upon certain
gentleman who is not what you may call a
brilliant speaker. He has only three faults, :"
friend ALPHABETICALLY remarked: u, he
reads his speeches, ,, ne reads them badly: 8,
they are not worth reading LA Caricature