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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

ANorwegian engineer, Herr o. Olson.
of Christinha, has obtained o ten years
patent for n new process for the manu-
fociure of chrome iron. In his process
q well mixed proportion of finely pull
verified chrome ore, powdered charcoal
and tar are heated to red heat in clos
cd vessel, then allowed to cool, and
finally rcmelted in n crucible, together
with certain proportion of pulverized
iron ore, powdered charcoal, borax,
ground glass and cyanide of potassium
The proportions of the mixture are nat
urallv kept sccret.-New York Tele-
grain.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
po,nt, orr Keu,ucI,y ,rI,Ie..

If man has been n captain in tho
war, never call him captain; call him
colonel. He is entitled to this promo
ton twenty four years after the war
closed. The only men proud to be
called captain are the commanders of
steamboats,, the captains of fire compa-
MES, the conductors of railroad trains
and officers in the Salvation Army. The
title OF major is comparatively rare, and
therefore is really more of distinction
than colonel Only prominent people
who have seen actual service wear the
title; for instance, Maj. Ed Hughes and
Mai. j. Washington Warn. But still IF
yon call major a colonel, he is not like
ly to get mad at you. BY the o!Dserv-
ance of these few rules have jotted
down, the stranger can get along in
Kentucky without committing any seri-
ous breach Of etiquette. Louisville
Post
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
Hark, the sound Of many voices,

Hark, the sound OF many voices,
Jubilant in gladest song
And full many a heart rejoices
As the chorus floats along:
"Hail the Favofits Prescription"
How the happy voices blend.
"Wonderful beyond description
Womai's best and truest friend
Well may it be called woman's best
friend. since it does for her what no other
remedy has been able to do. 1t cures all
those delicate arrangements and weak
nesses peculiar to females. Cures them,
understand. Other preparations may al
ford temporary relief, but DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription effects permanent
cure. 1t is guaranteed to do this, or the
money paid for it will be promptly refund
ed. II Is the great remedy OF the age.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

8. R. Huyett, wholesale; music dealer Of
St. Joseph, No, announces in this paper that
he will sell Pianos and Organs to any one at
wholesale prices-thus saving retail purchasers
$50 to $50 on each instrument. This house is
the oldest and largest on the Missouri River in
the music business, and have q fine reputation
for selling reliable goods at lowest possible
prices Send to Mr.. lluyctt for catalogues and
other inform tion.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

Take time by the forelock ere that rasp-
ing hacky cough OF yours carries you
where SO many consumptives have pre-
ceded you; lose no time, but. procure I,
bottle OF tho rational remedy Tor lung ana
bronchial diseases, SCOTS Emulsion OF
Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites. 1t
will cure YOU. Sold by all Druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

When Baby YVES cicli, we gave her Castoria,
When she was G Child, Enc cried for Castoria,
When she became Eiis5, Cio chung to Castoria,
When she had Children. she gave them Castoria
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

HARDY, NEB., July 90, 1889.
MEssRs. ILER & Co., Omaha, Ncb.
GENTLEMEN:-Wil you please ship me TO
to this place by express \ dozen bottles OF
your Kennedy's East India Bitters be-
lieve it helps to keep off my old rheuma'
tism. Yours with respect,
CHAs. T. FoRsHA,
Dealer in Furniture, etc.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

sIam a merchant and planter" writes
Mr.. r. N. Humphrey, OF Tennessee, "and
it gives me great pleasure to say that Tor
severe Coughs and Colds Aliens Lung Bal
sam is the best remedy now offered Tor sale
have induced many to try it, with the
Lest Of resultsn
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

All that we can say as to the merits of
Dobbins Electric Soap, pales into nothing.
ness before the story it will tell you ITSELF
OF it's own perfect quality, il you will give it
one trial. Don't take imitation. There
are lots OF them,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

The worst Nasal Catarth, no matter OF
how long standing, is permanently cured
by Dr. Sase's Catarrh Remedy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

The western railroads have now made q
sweeping reduction In the rates for broom
coru.-Boston Herald,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

When man longs to whip an enemy he
hears that he has had long training In atm
letic sports and boxing,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
Old smokers prefer 'Tansilps Punch" Cigar.

A Juniata county, Pa, woman publicly
flogs her husband every time he comes
home drunk
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
A coon THING APPRECIATED.

A dog that has been taught to walk
backward is owned by a Bellaire, Pa,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

Buy Union Soap and make guess. ASK
your grocer about it to, day.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
A Good Samaritan.

The Texas cotton crop this year is esti.
mated to be worth $S4, 600, 600.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

Buffalo, N. Y, claims q population oil
$50 600.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

Our local politicians are making active
arrangements for The NJ I campaign. They
ordered box of DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup,
and feel confident and happy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

woman without whims is the kind ola
Indy we are all afraid oil, but seldom meet.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
Oregon, the Paradise of Farmers.

"V-V"1 'HO NF"HENU VI FWTf1tTHs
- Mild. eauabe climate certain and abundant crops
TEST fruit, grain. grass and stock country in the
word. Full information free Address the Oregon
linn grafton Board, Portland Oregon.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
Retaiinii at Wholesale Pricea.

Claus Spreclcs is convinced that beet
sugar will bent the sugar trust.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

DIR. L. l.. Gorsuch. Toledo, O., says: 81
have practerd medicine for forty years
and have never seen preparation that
could prescribe With so much confidence al
SUCCESS az I can Halls CataFrh Cure"
Sold By druggists, Toe.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

Bismarck, has intimated to the pope tina
he must not leave Rome.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

A pure white taruntula was caught in
Los Vegas, A. r., recently.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

days by the use OF Salvation Oil, the great
pain destroyer. For sale at all druggists,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

The oldestman in the ~orld lives in Hun
gary and is 121 years old.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
fhe chrysals is like the hired man-they
both make the butter fly.

II ficted with Sore Eyes. use DR.. Isadc Thomp'
sons Eye Water. Druggists sell It, 2jc.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
ALIENS LUNG BALSAM
Is Sold by All Medicine Dealers.

Mothers will find Il a safe and sure remedy
to give their CHILDREN WHEN AFFLICTED
WITH GROUP.
It Is harmless TO the most delicate child.
1t contains no opium in any form.
1t cures when other remedies fail to give relief
CAUTION.-Calif for ALIENS LUNG
BALSAM, and shun the use ofall
remedies without merit and an
established reputation.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07

Millions OF small black rats infest the
corn fields OF Texas.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
COIOnINt SIccpers.

Natural gas saves Pittsburg 100000
tons OF coal per year.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
How 10 Construct ~ Novel.

There are alt gether about II, 600 Arabs
In this countrv
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-12-07
ILLEysL LUNG BALSAM ALWAYS CURES.

PHARfsBUHG, o., May u
Messrs. J. N, HARMS a CO.-GeRsisDaen. PermN
NE to say that for several weeks suffered with
severe cough. first used pentg's Cough Baisam,
and after tfst several other preparations. each OF
which gave fair trial. which awaited mC nothing.
For the succeeding six days used medicine. By
that time was thought in the first stages of con-
sumption. My cough being m0rs severe than ever,
then commenced 9SiRg ALIENS lCEG BAISAM,
which has efec tualiy cured me. l conscieBtously
believe t to be an ekesileps medicine, and can as
sure You that Il will afford me the highest possible
stktihcation to commend Il TO Any person you may
refer to me- Yours truly, NEWTON MURPHY.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11
A NEW INVENTION.
And One OF Great Manifest Value

Mr.. Vim Cook has secured the right
OF royalty on the Columbia river to an
invention that like many other useful
but simple contrivances makes one
wonder when first seen why somebody
didn't think of that long ago.
1t Is patent CONTINUANCE for the
easy opening of a can of salmon and
is just the thing many long have
sought, and mourned because
they found it not.
The ordinary way to open a can of
salmon is by main strength and awk-
wardness. With this p .tent arrange
mcnt one can open a can Of salmon
with pair 0f kid gloves and Ei.. soil
the gloves.
When tie tiat pivce OF tin IA make
lie can IS stamped cut nf lie plate.
The strip Is passed through ma
chine, which creases and slightly in
dents a little ribbon about quarter
of an inch wide, the width of the
piece. When the can is filled and
ready for use, little tab made deftly
to lie on the side of the can can be
raised after the removal of the label,
and little key which accompanies
each can being applied, the top of the
can winds quickly off, and the salmon
solid and untouched is exposed to
view, leaving a clean cut rim on the
can.
1t Is a success and Mr.. Cook who
has rights TO dispose of to can
ners ON the Columbia river will
find no difficulty in disposing of the
patent rights to any one who sees it,
and who is in the business. 1t is a
great improvement and commends
itself to favorable public notice.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

Things have come to such a pass
nowadays remarks a barkeeper,
"that to be a successful bartender one
must be something of a physician.
An old man will come in here in the
morning with his face looking some
thing like corrugated door mat and
his eyes showing the symptoms of in
cipient hydrophobia. He will stare
at you moment, then hang himself
over the railing, tell you that some
thing is out of gear with his stomach
and that he must have something to
fix him up. If we give him something
that will tone him up we will get his
trade thereafter. Then there comes
in a man who is gulping and shiver-
ing and don't know whether he has
buck ague or the iim-jams. A little
bi-carbonate of soda fixes him up in
good shape. Then there is the fellow
who feels as if he had chunk of ice
in his stomach, crick In his side OF
an ache in his tooth. Many come to
the barkeeper for advice aud com.
fort"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11
Electric kSiflRrh.

This remedy is becoming 81 wri
known and so popular aS (" need nu
special mention. All who h3vr uSrd
Electric Bit:PrS sing the same >nii,: &
praiSe.-A purer medicine does not eX-
ii ard il is guaranteed to do all tha; is
claimed. Electric BittrrS will cure all
diseases of the Liver and Kidneys, will
remove PimpleS. Boils. Salt Rh ilm and
other affections caused by impura blood.
VIII drive Malaria from the system
aud prevent n we'll is rure Malarial te-
VrrS.-fOr cure of Headache. C0nSiipa
ti"n and Indigestion try Electric B.;-
triS Entire Satisfaction guaranteed. or
mtlu'N Tt-!un.i.'.. :.f,. =. - and Il tHD
l.,i hniI::- al J 4. 1,m;.::'-.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

18th of last month, and the Wonlock
for London with cargo worth $780,
719, on the 9th inst.
It is thought that the Lord Can
ming, now in the stream, may take
some salmon on her return trip to
England, which will close the foreign
salmon shipments from the Columbia
river for 1889.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

About $50 men are working at Hin
kle's quarry, near Fishers landing,
where the rock is got out for the Co
lumbia river ietty. Rock has not
been furnished during the past week
as rapidly as desired, but it is ex-
pected that in a few days it can be
had in unlimited quantities. Two
tunnels have been run 80 and rs feet
in the hill, and joined, and 600 "iags'
of powder placed therein. When this
goes off the folks around there will
think a small section of the day of
judgement has struck that place, and
the whole top of the hill will be blown
of. A man named Sannovitch had
his leg broken in two places there yes
terday, a huge stone falling on him.
He was taken to Vancouver for sur
gical aid.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

Aman who buns his news the same
as he buns his tobacco, and cant
afford" to take the daily paper sends
us some pointers on economy. Here
is straight tip for him on economy.
He hasn't got Saving" down near so
fine as he thinks lac has. l.rt him
quit living: then all expense stops.
True, funeral expenses come high,
but Frank Surprenant says he will
gladly give discount in this special
case. Once planted, his expenses
cease Then the fireworks.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

An exchange recently contained the
following: Wanted, in most every
town in the country, an editor who
can read, write and argue politics and
at the same time be religious. funny,
scientific and historic at will; write To
please everybody; know everybody
without asking or being told; always
have something good to say about
everybody else; living on wind and
making more money than enemies.
For such man a good opening will
be made-in the grave yard"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

Warm weather often causes extreme
tired feeling and debility, and in the
weakened condition Of the system, dis
eases arising from impure blood are Ii
able To appear. To gain strength, to
overcome disease. and to purify, vital
iZe, and enrich the blood, take Hoods
SarSaparilla.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11
Total on Pacific coast

These figures show that the present
losses up to- date exceed the total
losses of last year by nearly double.
The total insurance losses III Wash
ingtOn territory alone since and in
cluding the Seattle fire amount to
S5,366,09l, previous to that about
5000, making a total for the year of
$5,48l, ,O91. The aggregate loss to the
property by fire in Washington terri
tory since June 1st amounts to the
enormous sum of $2S,000,000.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

Eastern Oregon farmers are in bad
luck this year: One old farmer
living near Athena engaged the har-
vesting outfit to come to his ranch for
the purpose of harvesting and thresh-
ing his crop. After all the pre-
parations were made, they be-
gan by heading the oats, which
were badly injured by the hot weather.
Three loads were cut and threshed
and yielded three bushels. The
header was then sent to the wheat
field with a like result. The disheart-
ened man is said to have wept like a
child, and sent the outfit from the
field without harvesting his grain.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11
PERSONAL MENTION.

Mrs. Herbert Holman, former As
torian, is in the city, the guest of Mrs.
G. ]. Trenchard.
NJ. j. Meara returned from the
cascades yesterday, looking as though
the climate there agreed with him.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

A San Francisco paper under date
of August lst SAYS: The past month
is the first in the year that the re-
ceipts of lumber have not been in ex-
cess of the corresponding month in
the previous year. Last month the
comparison shows a decrease of over
B, 100000 feet of pine, and an increase
of a million and half feet of red
wood, Or ii net decrease i'll both de-
scripti0ns of 2,l40tR0 feet. The re-
ceipts for the year to date. however,
are 81 ,426,00O feet i'll excess of last
year. Manufacturers still complain of
the want of appreciative demand"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

The national government is get
ting lots of money from
Oregonians for timber land. In this
section, alone, 1,5O0 people have taken
up timber claims. At an average ex-
penditure of $3.50 for each claim, here
is total of nearly 100000. Uncle
Sam can well afford to give us back a
few paltry thousands for needed river
and harbOr improvement.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

The Mischief sailed with men and
supplies for Florence yesterday. The
schOoners Tampa and T. s. SelOeU
arrived. The Dolphin goes to the
Coquille and Umpqua upon arrival
from Shoalwater bay. The MUltnO-
nah, which is keyed and guyed up
as tight as a drum, goes to the Sound
this afternoon.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

The election for chief engineer and
first and second assistants for the
Astoria fire department, takes place
to morrow. at Rescue No. IS. The
polls will be open from I'D A. NJ. to 4
pm. The candidates for chief are
G. II. Stockton and j. j. Kenney, for
assistants, Ed. HallOck. f. III. Surpre-
nant, and l.. w. Holt. There is more
interest in this election than there has
been for a long time, and it is right
there should. 1t is an important mat
ter to have capable and efficient Off
GERS, for upon such capability and
efficiency depends, largely, our safety
from fire.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11
SOME SALMON SHIPMENTS.
Valuable Oargoes Loaded at Astoria
And Sent Away Across the Stormy Sea.

The most valuable cargo of the year
cleared foreign direct from the Colum-
bia river yesterday, fine canned salmon.
1t goes in the good ship WeStLaRd,
Scotland master, to be landed at Liv-
erpool, England, the dangers of the
sea, ETC., allowing.
Following are the shippers, the
amount shipped, and the value:
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

The engineers and surveyors under
the able management of Mr.. Henry
Jackson, G. E., are making good work
in the surveying of Smiths Point.
Col. Taylor is III earnest in this mat
ter, and is having the contour of the
ground and the surveying of the en-
tire tract done Oh permanent and sci
entific principles. He is going to lay
out a fine avenue, Fairfield avenue,
125 feet wide, will have a motor line
built around the bay line, and will
have most delightful suburb to the
city soon ready 90 be laid off in lots
and blocks.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

The above, with one exception, Is
the most valuable cargo that ever
cleared foreign direct from any Pacific
coast port, by sail.
This statement is made with full
knowledge of the facts, and does not
admit of successful contradiction.
During many years the writer has
kept record of all the big cargoes that
have cleared from San Francisco and
Astoria.
Some very valuable shipments have
been made from both ports.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

The Western Amateur band sere-
naded one of their members, Dan
Feeley, last evening, the occasion be-
ing the accession of his twenty first
birthday.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

The Salem fire department tested a
lot of hose last Thursday and burst
15 sections out of &c That's the way
to find out how much good reliable
hose you have on hand. Better burst
it at test than at fire.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

Ex-senator Jones, of Florida, an
nounces that his secret will soon be
given to a waiting world. What! did
he dump Cronin into the sewer?-AltG
California. No, he knows what the
base of grades for Astoria streets is.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

There appears to be general re-
duction of wages all along the line.
Even some preachers would have the
wages Of sin curtailed. They would
relegate the old-fashioned hell of the
bible, paved with fire and birthstone,
and substitute kind Of upholstered
hades where the wicked may be tenn
porarily side-tracked for publication.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

1t is estimated that about 10000
cords of wood have been destroyed by
fire on the peninsula between the
Willamette and the Columbia rivers
within the past two months.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

The AsToRIAN suggests that some
hour should be set for theatrical per-
formances to begin. One recently
here didn't begin till $50 P. NJ, and
usually it is $50 before the curtain
goes up. Eight o'clock is a good
time. There's a good deal of time
wasted sitting there waiting for the
theatrical folks to begin"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

You can always tell what Columbia
river man makes money in fishing
season. The man who is ahead, and
they are very few on this river, al
ways buys a steamboat at the close
of the season.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

Our Crooked Creek correspondent
writes that times are lively in that sec
ton and that that country is rapidly
filling up, new comers daily making
their appearance all the way up to
Brookfield.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

The East Portland Vindic0tor
thinks that there are entirely too
many newspapers in Oregon. Why
no; there are only six newspapers in
the state, and that isn't too many, is
it?
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

Saturday afternoon, about 4 o'clock,
says the Albany Democrat. a fire
caught in the Williams cannery at
Oysterville, on the Yaquina river, from
the cannery engine, resulting in the
cannery, with its machinery being
burned; also the Naseby house. Rad
er's slaughter house and a barn, leav-
ing only one building standing. The
loss to Mr.. Williams was about Sl5,-
000 About $1,000 would cover the
other losses. The Williams cannery
was being prepared for the fall
run, making the fire a very untimely
one.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-08-11

The Willamette valley papers are
now quarrelling over what day of the
week this year ends. Get an almanac
and settle this momentous dispute.