The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-01-10
Pears; rs Soap
10 Fair white hands.
Brightclear complexion
Soft heaIthful skin.
PEARS Great English Complexion SOAP Sold Everywhere"
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Pears Soap secures fine complexion.
For disordered liver try Beecham's
Pills,
Some grocers' scales never learn the
error Of their weighs.
A survivor of the famous Light Bri-
gade" is now plumber in Indianapolis.
He still knows how to charge.
Young Housewife Ito husband who
says he knows how to cook)-"HOw
long do you broil chicken, Edwin ?"
"Oh-er-how long is the chicken P"
Mrs. Selby-"Doctah, de chile dun
gone swaller'r pint OBJ ink" Doctor
"Hab yo' dun ennyding fo' de relief OBJ
lin Pr Mrs. Seby-'Ts dun made i'm
eat free sheets of blottin paper, dot III.
Was dat rite P"
The weakness and de- iity which re-
snlt from illness may be speedily over
come by the use of Ayers Sarsaparilla.
This is a safe, but powerful tonic, assists
digestion, regulates the liver and kid
neys, and cleanses the blood of all germs
of disease.
That fat man, who the ladies declare
is the handsOmes' man in Washington
used to be an inyalid, but he took to
hard drinking, not OF whiskey, but Of
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, and now he
walks right over the very slenderest
dudes, and don't care at all.
Sing song of Christmas,
Pocket full Of chink
Had to spend the whole of it
For things to eat and drink.
Presents pouring in and out,
Merrily they skim
What a lot of tin 1t takes
To keep one Sin the swim :"
Westerner lin Boston restaurant
"Cracky, that steaks good. Best ever
| see. But say waiter, y'r cook ought
o be careful about keepin' things clean"
Waiter-"He is very careful, sir" HE
is, Ell Look at them dark streaks across
that steak. That never was cooked on
a clean fryin' pan, know"
Wife CRITICALLY ilD-"What does the
doctor say, George Pr Husband" That
you are very, very i'll. DEAR Wife
(after short pause)-"If l should not
get well, George, give my seal skin
sacque to your sister. Ill just let her
see It's real. She has more Than once
insinuated that it's only plush"
ShilOh's Catarrh Remedy.
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy, marvellous
cure for Catarrh, diphtheria, canker
mouth, and headache. With each bot
tie there is an ingenious nasal injector
for the more successful treatment Of
these complaints without extra charge
Price so cents. Sold by j. T. Shurteff
Bennington.
Forever Three Months
my son suffered night and day with
rheumatism SO much that he was I'M
able to feed himself. Your Sulphur
Bitters cured him, and am truly thank
full to say they are an honest medicine.
Mis-. w. IL. CARLETON, wife of Dea-
con Carleton, First Baptist Church,
Winchester, Mass. site
Miss Dusky--"Am dem de black
stockin's you tole ME bout buyin' P'
Miss Saffron-"Yes, dem is de ones,
Cicely, an dey only cos seventy-f'
cents" Miss Dusky-"Am dey silk ?"
Miss Saffron-"Not 'zactls, but dey re
jes' as good.n Miss Dusky-"An' will
dey wash P" Miss Safiron-''Dat don't
know Use only had 'em fo' weeks.
Dyspepsia and Liver complaint.
Is it not worth the small price of rs
cents to free yourself of every symptom
of these distressing complaints, if you
think so call at our store and get bot
tie of Shi'oh's Vitalizer. Every bottle
has printed guarantee on it, use &C
cordingly, and if it does you no good it
will cost you nothing. Sold by John T.
Shurtleff, druggist,
Got on to it finally. They were at the
theater and she had thoughtlessly eaten
at dinner some soup with the flavor of
onion in it.
"Oh, Mr.. Howlingswell, she said,
adroitly putting morsel of perfumed
lace and cambria to her face, ''do you
notice that some one near us has had
the bad taste to eat onions before COM
ing to the theater tonight ?"
why, no, Miss Clara hadn't until
you spoke"
For 80 years | have been troubled
with catarrh-have tried number of
remedies without relief. A druggist
here recommended Ely's Cream Balm.
| have used only one bottle and | can
say l feel like new man. My catarrh
was chronic and very bad. / make this
voluntary statement that others may
know of the Balm.-J. w. Ma'hewson,
Lawyer), Pawtucket, r. !,
Ely's Cream Balm gives satisfaction
to every one using it for catarrhal troub-
les.-G. X. Mellor, Druggist, Worces-
ter, Mass.
Apply Balm into each nostril.
showed Him the Door.
Smith-"Why, Jones, l understand
you are married ~ Jones--''It is true
bill" Smith-"But thought you had
q disarmament with the oirlls father y