The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-04-18

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We ail base ear mlssios, bri IL dos
sot sivsyr pay as 1880 syesr like TIE
Essliss oak
-DsshmI hops you dost object 10
my .molisg Esr NJ. Mrlas MO,
ia shr leaHl ii-yos dosi object 10 ny
bsiss slsf
"A lttHsr sonaa uho vas being con.
nsssuiod IA having Loaf hes teeth -shoor
~ at'l u re iin,e 70 lose ihim " bin I've
noihlag ~ thin TO doF
-Fim4 pa5r ihint Polly Racquet !.
lost 40 mascnlire ssd rnleAr ior any.
,hias ssoHd dsae Isn't shs1 WIZ.
d yos teos. So sli1i IA la, a alt 10 be
her vito
MAGISTRATE 10 plaialiT wiih lamp 90
biz hssi n yoer wife ,hfsw a sd iron
Al yoa vhy diaoi yea dodgei Plaintiff
--idll youf houor sod that's how cane
10 Rei bit
Dfum@tr tenieling q small country
iafelBl Accommodate me with bed for
Tie rigY Ltndlord. An beds fall. Blu,
Gao take dawu iha clock, aud le, yon sleep
bc'weeh ibe nets
-~fat taii 6sli ofsieer 'go 10 yonr
captain aui lfll him you're the lszies, ras.
csl 10 zee regiment 'PlsEe. yer honor,
wal ~ have me 40 10 tho captain wild .
lieiu me- mputhp
"A Cltmlaud man recently losnod q
nrehuaired dolisr diamond riag TO
Eaciid sytnus girl. I, fitted 80 snuely
that she couldn't get il Of, and be bad to
marry Der 10 recover it,
Mr. Mauay Hill Whom do you con
slider the most besntifnl sirl in New York,
conniy Couut Onnmore The ono with
the largegi fortune. bsYe forgotten her
nsme, Int my attorneys have her address,
-sundsy school teacher tproudIy) -
Now, Jpbnuy, stand up before the school
and tell The people clearly and distinctly
who Joshua was? Johnny (sir year old
authority on bibliology) Joshua was
thnn 81 gun
-Mrs, ioungwiie oh. George, how
utterly hoariless, almost wicked. we have
become' Husband Eb2 What? It's aw.
full 10 be 50 neglfclfnl Of heavens choices.
blessings, We haven't bad babys picture
taken for a week
-~Gns Il bear George has married an
beiress. Hes 10 clover now suppose
Dick 80, hes working ike horse. try
ing 70 pay bis board at $40 a week ho
tel, Her father pays hers. and she won't
live apywhore else.
photographer Nov. sir, the expos
urs Is about TO BE- made. Pat on pleas
ant expression FUNK Of something agree.
able yons lie. Tor ias,aace. The same
"a momaat lalei) Good heavens, sir
You have cracked the camera
Mr. x. Good morning. Miss ID, de
lighliul weather, is II not2 True spring
weather, Indeed by the way, Miss ID,
areyuu denying yourself snythiDg during
this peai'eDtial Leh,en season. Miss d.:
oyes, I've leit % my sealskin sack.
-tiuest 81 Washington hotel (handing
over wslch and well.iiled pocket book be-
fore ietirine) Il want to leave these with
you for salekeeping Clerk = You wish to
s,sy oil night sir1 Guest OF course
CLERK Az light III apply these on 40.
count
Reduction q the surplus; Hsrrison's
Administration won't bave to worry over
the surplu.. /. isto be exhausted lmmed.
lately. Iioa Is thatl Mrs Harrison is
III from tLe effects OF bad plunbing. and
n plumber 10 at work in the White
House
--Joae' lsbo Is cansassiug the boroueh)
oh, what charming baby I've always
taken sueh an Interest 10 very young
chldrea A how old is IL? Electors
wife tRi.h pril') oaly just fourteen
werks, sir Jonrs Rea lyl A aud is j.
yoar ufR.sL
tod e,i,aaer (making pastoral
call n Nh u Fashion y e Come here,
my tiiti trar CAl you tell me why all
sosial iysnyiiies stop during the 40 days
OF Lni7 Little girl Cause the winter
clolhts ], worn ont and The spring clothes
isa't really yet
r Beafy. said bis wifs 10 yexed tone,
why dc yua g. out between each act. BE.
canse ihe play u so dry. said Henry, put
ting another Glove in bis mouth. Well,
then. returned The puzzled woman, why
don't yoa keep yOnr scat and let the play
a. out i II Is dryl
Mother 90 iaughtcr) Il understand.
my dear. that you made qniie gu impress
zion at thc Conversations the other even
log Daaghirr' Yes. mama Mother
wbsi s4bisti did yon discuss' Dsugh
ter; / diaa'i disenss anything. mans; | let
orrfs M itle discussing
"a Iaias clergy man onee called on IN
uplucky isfmtr, Who had los, a pair Of
yalnRble horses Apd tiled TO console him
IL qa6iieg The scriptnral account Of Jobs
aflliciiotn. Int the farmer refused TO be
eomiHie3. job. be said. never owned so
good pair Of horses As ny Dick and
Cory Ahs
TIC "a lady went 10 the theatre for
the nssi time The play was "Julin'
Caaar Wasl. she aid atteruard. I've
heara isll that The theayier were bad, bu,
,hlnk :is unss than bad. rs no,hin'