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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18

Campbell Denies an appointment story.
WASHINGTON, October 17.-Gen. A. b.
Campbell, Of Kansas, eontTadicts emPhat-
ically the dispstch from Topeka 10 the
effect tha. be has bsen offered the position
Of Consul General at Melbourne.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18

NEwPoRr, K. l., October l7.-Admiral
Porter LEFT jamestown this morning for
Washington. he was in improved health
ga well able to stand the journey.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18
MI C.erelnnd in PoIitic.

NEW YORK, October 17.-Ex-Prssident
Grover Cleveland is reported to have sent
word TO the Democratic State Committee
that he is ready to DO what he can to help
the State ticket. There is some talk OF his
presiding at one Of the big meetings to be
held in this city during the campaign.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18

WASHINGTON, PA, October 17.-The
condition Of John McKeOwn, the million
sire oil king. remains unchanged from yes
terdsy. Death is expected at any mo-
mert
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18
AT DETROIT.

The National Guests Having Quiet
Time and Rest.
DETROIT, October 1.-THE train beer
ing the international excursiOnists left
Cleveland st II o'clock last night, and
running slowly with frequent stops got
into Detroit about Z o'clock this morning.
The weather wss overcast but too chilly
for comfort. After a hearty breakfast on
the train the party was placed aboard sew
eral steam yachts, Shich steamed up De-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18

Sylvester O'Keefe. s prominent citizen
of Meadville, Pa, was run over and killed
by q coal car.
Hamburger & Co.'S cigar factory at
Lancaster, Pa, burned; loss $4,000.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18
HIPPoLYTE's SUCCESS.

He is UnAnImously Elected President by
Vote.
NEW YORK, October IA cable to
the Maritime exchange to-day announces
that Hippolyte has been unanimously
elected President Of Hsyti. IL all 81
votes were cast at the election.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18

A merchant down town sells more Of
DE-. Bulls Cough Syrup than sll ether
medicines together. Itsurely must be the
best remedy for 3 cough, cold and othtr
similar affections. Price 25 cents.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18
p.n.lon. fnr Ee.t vIrglnlans.

S5e,.al TsfqrGm lo ne Register.
WASHINGTON, October 1.-THE follow
ipg pensions we're granted to West Vir
einians Yesterday: Increase, Jacob How
ard reissue, Wm. Stephenson
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18
GENERAL INrELLIeENCE.
Marriage Licenses Issued.

The following marriage licenses we're is
sued yesterday:
Robert Heyer, OF Allegheny county, Pa,
sged % years. and Maggie Clark, OF
Glenn's Run, W. Va, sged 2l.
Ned Simms, aged % years, and Katie
Maurer, aged "a, both Of Wheeling.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18

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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18
rm.rsnn,. er.re ReflIled.

NEW YORK, October IA Boston
special SAYS: It has been deciden not to
make auy further examination Of Ralph
Waldo Emerson's casket, and The grave
hss been rs6lled.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18
W. va. NATIONAL BANKS.
showing of Their Business Condition on
September 80.
snacial Talerrarn b The ReRistar.

September so.
Special Telegram 70 the Register.
WASHINGTON, D. C., October 1.-THE
reports made 20 The Comptroller Of Cur
rency, on September 30, shows the follow
ing condition Of ns,iOnal banks in West
Virgins. loans and discounts, 81 sos 2SS..
SO, United States bonds to secure cisculs-
tioD, 5000. 600; stocks, securities, iudg-
meuis. &c, S2Os. 5l4 20; due from reserve
agents. S5S9. OS7 30; Due ffcm other ma.
iional banks, $3.50, AS. 90; real estate,
furniture ard dxtnree, S2l5, 955.s3; spe-
Gle. S29l 344 90; legal tender notes, S275.
416. Oshe- resources bring toe total up
u 81, 5SS, 500 81.
The liabi ities were as follows: Capital
stock, 81 500 600; surplus fund. S477. $685.
46, undivided profits, SlO4 953 90; Nation
al bank ro,es outstanding, 500, 745; in
diyidual deposits, 1900 37l Al; due to
other National banks, $50, 456 -; due to
State banks, SlO6, l2O12 O,heE liabih-
ties viii bring the total up TO S7,5SS.-
sos 81.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18

IF bumor, wit, and honesty could save ,
from the lie flesh is heir to, what gov
price they'd bring in the msrket. meN'
25c will buy panscea-Salvstiou on
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18

r-F foa6 O-tober IA special from
'r'ea, Pa says Gen. John N. Hart
.st ne hls rs-ijence 10 that place
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18
Exhibition Bail.

At Cleveland-Clevsls 4, Ciuoinnsti
1; hits, Cleveland IL, Cincinnati .; errors,
Cleveland l, Cincinnati 3. Pitchere,
Beatin and Viau.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18

: -I-VIIII-
Hanged.
NEW YORK, October IA Herald Co
lumbis, s. C, special says: Robert Ber-
risr, a young white man, who last week
murdered his mother-in-lsw st l. xington,
n. c., was taken from jail there by a
masked mob and lynched.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-18
NOT A BAD IDEA.

visiting Capitalist says.
wheeling Isl too modest. Her
.,nrfati0n - 10000. she ought
-, initiate Chicago take in all
.b. .urronnding towns and claim
-,.sao. Nou could do it. too.
,rcause they are closely identt-
ned with Wheeling"
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
Sunday school Workers.

The twenty first annual state conven-
ton at Middlebury, Of the Sunday sch ools
of Vermont closed Thursday after three
days session. The Rev. J. A. Pierce Cf
West Randolph, the president Of the as
sociatioD, was absent by reason OF sick
ness, and the Rev. l.. o. Sherburne Of
st. Adams presided. Mr.. and Mrs. P Q
Tucker OF St.Albans conducted the must
cal exercises. The report of the chair
man of the statistical committee showed
that there were in the state 627 Sunday
schools, 1910 officers and teachers and
SO, 232 scholars, distributed as follows :
Congregational. 10, 100; Episcopal, 1902;
Methodist; IA 0S2; Free Will Baptist,
1885; Presbyterian, 800; all other de-
nominations, 2250.
These officers were elected President,
the Hon. John w. Rowell OF West Ran
dolph; vice presidents, the Rev. l.. Q.
Sherburne Of St. Adams and the Rev. Z.
A Herring of Brandon secretary and
treasurer, the Rev. j. H. Bibbitt OF West
Brattleboro assistant secretary, the
Rev. George L. Story of Franklin exc
cutive committee, L. B. Lord of Bur-
lington, the Hon. franklin Fairbanks OF
st. Johnsbury. N. K. Brown Of Burling-
ton, Colonel Julius j Estey Of Brattle-
boro and the Rev. ]. W. Burgin OF Enos'
burgh Falls. Over 900 delegates were
present during the session.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
N TIES AND COMMENTS.

"All is not gold that gliiters," and
there is reverse side to the roseate pic
lures presented by the land boomers OF
the West, Still, it was with some sur
prise that we saw in the WOmdn'S Jour
nal, in bold black letters. "Help Needed
in Dakota" and read the letter under
that caption written by Anna Symer
from Woonsocket, South Dakota. She
appeals for cast off clothing for the peo-
pie Of that section, as well as for finan-
cial aid. As to the latter she says the
p ,ople are "willing to pay reasonable in
terest and give ample fecurIty." And
further 'If it were not for our mod
eTn Sbylocks,so many poor people would
not now be homeless. Money-lenders
get money from the East at a low inter
est, and lend it at twelve per cent. in
large sums. Three per cent. a month is
charged upon small sums. Mortgages
are 80 worded that they can be fore
closed at any time, and there is a clause
which enables the money lenders to COL
lect twenty-five dollars attorneys fee in
case of foreclosure. Many good farm
has been lost because its owner could
not pay the interest on borrowed money.
II persons in the East will lend these de
spairing men some money at legal inter
instead Of the high rate paid here, il
will keep many a family from being
homeless"
Loan companies have been organized
all through New England for the pur-
pose of encouraging our moneyed men to
invest their money West, with the fas-
cinatiDg prospect of big interest. The
turplus money has gone and is going to
build up the West, TO the detriment
OF New England farming. All the spare
money in every town is thoroughly
picked up and sent away; big interest Is
the watchword with many Of our mon
eyed men, and hence the result. A man
that wishes to borrow a few hundred
dollars to help buy farm can not OBJ.
tain dollar even with good security the
money is gone where big interest il
promised. This system is sapping the
ing a dangerous element TO Vermont in
dustries.- Correspondent BrdttlebOrC
Refornler.
The Brattleboro Reformer recently
stated, in confidence, to its farmer read
ers, that "a good pig should average
about eight or ten pounds z in dai J
from birth to slaughter until twelve
months old" Whereupon writer il
The Phpnir rises to remark: 1--WE hop,
the agricultural editor of the ReforBiel
does not often have them. to this extent
All good farmers know that an average
twelve months old pig weighs from 35l
TO 900 pounds; 1856 multiplied by 10 useC
TO make $3.50 by the old Adams aritt
metic. We would advise farmers to 90
come Of the ReforBler's feed and make
BUSINESS Of railing pigs"
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
ESTATE OF JOSEPH WARREN, De-
"A paosa1

Notice Of Application for Distribution of Rever
sion Of Widows Dover.
STATE OF VERMONT, ..
District Of Bennington,
In Probate Court, held at the Probate Office in
Bennington, in said District, on the 18th day Of
October, A. D., 1889
Present, Hon, Edward L Sibley, Judge.
Ichabod F. Paddock, administrator of the estate
Of Joseph Narien, late ofPownal, in said District
deceased, makes application for decree of dis.
tribution and partition of the remainder of the
estate of said deceased consisting of the reUersOH
Of the tridOU's dOicer.
Whereupon, ii is ordered by said Court that
said application be referred TO a session
thereof. to be held at the Probate ONCE
aforesaid. on the I'd day of November, \. d.
1889, for hearing and decision thereon; and, it is
further ordered, that notice thereof be given to
all parties interested, by publication Of the same
three weeks successfully In the Bennington BAN
NER, newspaper published at BENIN gton, pre-
vious to said time appointed for hearing, that they
may appear at said time and place. and show
cause If any they may have, why such decree
should not be made.
A true record, attest,
SIDNEY ]. WILKINS, Register.
true copy Of record, attest,
1913 SIDNEY j. WILKINS, Register,
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new ADVERTISEMENTS.


We, the subscribers, hereby associate ourselves
together as a corporation. under the laws Of ths
State of Vermont, 10 be known by the name OF
BENNINGTON KNITTING COMPANY, for the
purpose Of manufacturing knit goods at Benning-
ton, in the County of Bennington, in said State,
with a capital stock Of $25, 600 divided into $50
shares of 500 each,
Dated at Bennington this Sixteenth day Of DC.
tober, A. D. 1899.
WELLS VALENTINE, HENRY G. LINDLoFF,
LOUIS p. HAIGHT, A. B. VALENTINE.
A. S, HAIGHT.
STATE OF VERMONT.
Office of the Secretary of Stdte.-I hereby certify
that the foregoing is true copy Of the articles Of
association of the Bennington Knitting Company
as appears by the files and records OF this office,
(~ Witness my signature and the seal Of
SEAL, this office, at Montpelier, this 2lst day OF
- October, one thousand eight hundred
and eighty.nine. CHARLES W. PORTER,
Secretary of State.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31

Man is not perfect, of course, but so
long as woman is, it does not matter
much.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
ARTICLES OF ASSOCIATION.
J. S. Holden Manufacturing Company.

We, the subscribers, hereby associate ourselves
together as corporation, under the laws of the
State of Vermont, to be known by the name Of
]. s. HOLDEN MANUFACTURING COMPANY,
for the purpose Of manufacturing wooden goods
at Bennington, in the County of Bennington, in
said State, and of doing such business as is Incl.
dent thereto also for the purpose Of carrying on
at said Bennington, in connection with and as an
adjunct to said manufacturing business, the ner
camille business, and also such business is in.
cident thereto, with capital stock of two hun
bred thousand dollars, divided into two thousand
shares OF one hundred dollars each.
Dated at Bennington, in the County of Benning.
ton and State Of Vermont, this Seventeenth day
Of October, A. D. 1889.
JOHN S. HOLDEN, of Palmer, in the County Of
Hampden and Commonwealth of Massachusetts
GEORGE F. LEONARD. of Bennington, VT.
CHAS. W. LEONARD, of Newton in the County
Of Middlesex and Commonwealth Of Msssachu.
sets.
STATE OF VERMONT
Office Of the Secretary of Stdte.-I hereby certify
that the foregoing is true copy Ofthe articles of
association Of the j. S. Holden Manufacturing
Company, as appears by the files and records Of
this office.
Io-l Witness my signature and the seal of
SEAL. this office, at Montpelier, this 23d day Of
t@-) October, one thousand eight hundred
and eighty nine. CHARLES W. PORTER,
Secretary of State.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
EDN AhD D., II ALL Clerk.
BATCHELDER & BARBER, Solicitors. 4Ot3
NOTICE to Sell Real Estate of George

NOTICE to Sell Real Estate of George
~ j. Warren, Deceased,
STATE OF VERMONT,
District of Remington, -
In Probate Court, held at the Probate Of.
fee in Bennington, within and for said District on
the 18th day Of OctoberA D.. 1859.
Present. Hon. Edward L. sibley. Judge.
NJ, Louise Warren, Administrative of the estate
of George j. Warren, late Of Bennington, in SAID
District, deceased, makes application to said
Court, for license TO sell all OF the real estate
of said deceased, to wit All the real estate where
of the said deceased died seized and possessed
and situate in Bennington Aforesaid reference
TO be had to the records in the town clerks office
of said town for descriptions and bounds and
representing that the sale Of said real estate would
be beneficial to said estate and all persons con-
cerned therein
Whereupon, it is ordered by said Court, that said
application 0e referred to a session thereof to be
held at the Probate Office in Bennington, in said
district, on the I'd day of November, A d. 1889
for hearing and decision thereon And, it is fur
ther ordered, that all persons interested be mott
fled hereof, by publication of notice of said ap.
plication and order thereon, three weeks success
lively in the Bennington BANNER, a newspaper
published at Bennington, and which crculates in
the neighborhood of those interested, before said
time of hearing, that may appear at said time
and place, and, If they see cause, object thereto,
By the Court, attest
99t3 sydney j. WILKINS, Register
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
NOVELTIES

In French Walking Coats and
Coats and Vests.
Coats and Vests $3.50, 80 and $40
DreSSy Paris Goats at SIS to S22.
Jersey Jackets 80, $3.50 TO $l2.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
Furniture COVERINGS.

OF this stock cannot speak in too glowing terms The col
Ong and patterns that have this been introduced in Silks
and BrOCatee art study Making do specially of
UphOSerng Furniture carry larger and varied stock
than most houses rendering absolutely impossible not to be
suited In either price STYLE We will here especially mention
our line of Norris and Printed YelVe If only out of curiosity
ask to see them.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
WEST SHORE RANGE

has nocompetitor. Vent
Hated oven (; simplex
CRATE; boiling reservoir;
valuable inventions not
used by others. Food
purified while baking;
sifts ashes; maintains
continuous FIRE; II re-
quired will boil while
baking. Will save its
cost in twelve months.
Send for book describ-
ing these inventions to
the LlITlEFlELD STOVE
COMPANY AlhanV. NJ Y.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31

Is more popular than ever.
We make a great specially of
Plush Garments. We have some
thing entirely new to offer In
Plush ClOakS.
Seal Plush Jackets (SpIendld)
at $3.50, $14, SIS.
Long Plush Jackets at SIS, SIS,
S22 and S25.
Plush SaCqueS al $3.50, $3.50,
$3.50.
PLUSH SACQUES.-We will sell
only 40 Of them at $40, worth S25.
Fine SaCqueS at $50, 1913, $35,
$40, $45 to S55.
Plush NeWmarketS at $3.50,
$50 and SIS.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
UPHOLSTERY DEPARTMENT
For the Finest Display of Materials for Interior
Decoration Visit this Department, where ev-
cry Glass of Goods known to the Trade,
both of Foreign and Domestic Produc-
ton, will be Found Represented.
PORTIERES.

Our stock of these goods almost beyond comprehension, be-
ing large and varied WehVe full lines of DOubeFaCed Fig
ured VeOl Plain Ve)uTS trimmed will Rope Erin e uTCOnan
and Shea and in Chenes offer line representing IS Different
Styles ranging in price from $500 $780, that for designs and
qualities not eXCee last $1,000 Anyone wishing
draperieS at this price will here find bargain.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
LONG GARMENTS

Are very attractive, and the va
riety Is endless. They have Rus
Sian-Shaped Fur Collars, trimmed
with Persian Lamb, with applique
or braids, and in Top Coats, with
plain tailOr-tlniSh.
Long Garments I'm Stripes or
Plaids at S., So, 81, IS to S1i.
Long Garments, coat and vest
fronts, plain COlOrS, $1,000, S14 to
$22.
We do an enormous Cloak and
Shawl trade, and carry an i'm.
menSe selection. We want you
to buy your ClOakS Of us. We
will have no high prices and big
profits, and will guarantee to you
the highest satisfaction.
G. v. S. QUACKENBUSH & co.,
Cor. Broadway 4 Third st.,
TROY.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-10-31
The new FAMILY
Singer Sewing Machine

Is scientific and mechanical perfection never
before attained in a machine.
10 Genus a Day or IS, 90 Month BUYS 1t.
Specially Adapted for Family Sewing.
1t is "the experts favorite." Without alterd.
tion or special attachments Il not only has a
wider range and easily does more and better
work than any other but also does art work that
no Others can do. No one who requires perfect
work on fine materials and no one who depends
on Tine machine work for a.living can afford to be
without IL.
They stitch the heaviest goods as well as the
thlnnest gauze, A child can operate our latest
improved machines with ease
Mr. Eli Tiffany says We have run them in
our factory and AZ our house for some time and
lind them the best machine made.n
Inc valentine Knitting Co. have II in use, and
thelI msehinlst. Mr.. Jepson, says they are the
The Rutland Shirt Co. have $50 muse and would
have no other.
j. G. HarWOOd, Bennington, Vt,
Is agent for this county, Please call and see for
yourself or send for circular.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1889-05-23
i" VAS MARRIAGE A FAILURE p

Vas marriage q failure' VEIL now. dot do
ponds
Altoseddher on how you lock I'd, mine
friends.
Like dhose double-horse teams dot you see 1t
der races,
Id depends pooty mooch on der pair in der
traces;
Eef obey don'd pool togeddher righdt OF at
Ten dimes outdt on nine obey vas beddher
apart
Vas marriage failure: Der vote was in
doubt;
-Dhose dots oudt would be In, dhose dots in
would be oudt;
Der man init oxber ence, goot looks und dash,
Gets wife NIT some fife hundord dousand in
cash;
Budt, after der honeymoon, where vas der
honey:
She hat der oxberience-he hat der money.
Vas marriage failure. Eef dot vas der case,
vot vas 10 pecome OF der whole human race:
Vot you dink dot der oldt ''Pilgrim faders''
would say,
Dot came IN der Sunfiower to oldt Plymouth
bay,
To see der fine couudtry dis peoples hat got
Und dhen hear diem ask sooch conundhrums
as dot:
Vas marriage failure: Shust go, ere you
tell,
To dot Bunker Mon Hlllument, where Warren
fell;
Dink OF Washington, Franklin und Honest
O.d Abe
Obey vas all been aroundt since dot first
Plymouth babe.
1vas only Deutscher, budt dells you vot!
1 pellet, every dime. in sooch failures" q
dot.
Vas marriage failure! ask mine Katrine,
Und she look OF me so dot feels poOty mean.
Dhen she say: "Meester Strauss, shust come
here, eef you blease."
Und sine dake me where Yawcob und leedle
Loweeze
BY dheir shnug trundle-bed vas shust saying
dheir prayer,
Und she say, NIT a smile: Vas dhere some
failures dhereg'
Charles Follen Adams, in N. Y. World