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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1889-12-26
About the Gentler sex

Several gentlemen were discussing
the question: What do women like best
to do?
ITO get married, said one.
ITO be in love, said another.
They would rather dance, remarked
a fourth.
What's the matter with putting on
fnery?"
Shopping, suggested fifth.
An elderly gentleman finally re-
marked: The female sex like all the
things you have mentioned, but nv ex.
perience teaches me there is one thing
they prefer over all. and that is to boss
the shanty.'"
"Kerrect!" replied the others, In
ehorus.-Texas Siftings.
NEWSPAPER men naturally get the
hrst ink.lin1 Of the news
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1889-12-26

NEWSPAPER men naturally get the
hrst ink.ling Of the news.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10
EVERY ARTICLE UNDER THE SUN
L'NGLErKEES STOCK FARM.
STORM KING C2161.D

RECORD 80.
standard 10y breeding and Performance.
sired 10y II NrpN MEDIUM, record &S.l., and
sire Of T. truttcrS and PAGERS with r., ,or,ls
from &lil, to 80, and over lN with record,
shcttcT than 30.
Dam by Alexander Norman, sire Of Lulu
IN A. May Queen. 10. Nc.
second dam by Howard sir Charles, thorough
bred.
Third dam 10y smiths Messenger son OF Dilrs
Messenger.
NruEN kINg Is a bay, stands ii hands and
weighs about 10 lh,. Has always taken nrst
premium at state and county Etu,. III, colts
are large and handsome, and nNc that have been
sold averaged Hjl5 ~ NJ an average age of one
and Il hall year. II" was taken right out of the
stud aud with very little preparation reduced
his record from a&ii, to 30, trnftiur thTra
heat in Pa, 23l aud s1 lie went a quarter
IN on" ol the miles IN - sCCunds-a 10 gait
which shows his capacity II I could ~parr him
tong enough ln the stud Ia DE prepared for very
fast work.
TERMS 5000 for fuaI until his present
book Is iull, after which he viii stand nj s75no
JSjtid. DAM. q, ENGLE, Marietta, Pn.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10
Labor in Iron and Steel.

The situation AT Pittsburg in the labor
market, in the iron industry that is so
large part of that citys industry, has
evolved agreement between the op-
orators and laborers in iron and "A
disagreement between the makers and
workers of steel. The Significance
OF the fact is in it's revelation that
the making Of iron demands skilled
labor to much greater extent than the
making of steel which is in, many
qualities, the product ef machinery that
may be moved without the use of much
skilled labor
The Carnegie firms, having dictated
their terms 10 labor in the Edgar rlrum-
son works, where they turn out steel
rails at cost for labor from the iuuot
furnace to the finished rail of only 5
cents per ton, have now undertaken
to do the like thing at their Home
stead works, where they make other
kinds and shapes of steel. Here II
greater quantity Of skilled labor Is re-,
quired, and the task of defeating the as,
sociation of skilled wurkmen will be
correspondingly greater. The outcome
is uncertain, but the probability is that
the operators will succeed as other steel
manufacturers in the vicinity have
lately done. If they do, il will follow
that the steel manufacturers will all he
soon relieved from the dictation Of labor
and will have this advantage over the
iron makers, in the greater cheapness OF
their labor. The result will be that
steel will become the cheaper material
being the product of insensible ma.
chinery that can turn il out in great
quantity and at little cost for manipu.
iation. Iron will be the dearer pro-
duct but II can never lose its utility or
suffer failure in the demand for it. Its
qualities will always maintain market
Tor II at any price il may command.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10

nsiehty. and lhou art his truo vicar on earth.
nv tlsS heard u tho rropbet there has been
trouble with Nic Mecca limited. Great
caljph, many Of the SUBJECTS are no more.
Thus 1t was: The locomotive was 4 new
ono and Il became frightened at bicycle
and snoried couple of times and Jumped
into the ditch. Truly we knew not that IL
was one of these skittish locomotives. Oh,
mighty son of the prophet, we rcnd our
garments that IL is "a. But tho ways OF
Allah are mysterious!"
"Mesrour" said the caliph I" IL seems
10 me that have heard this story before"
"You have. son of Mahoinet.'
"The engine shied on them-well, you
know the old proscription-give 'cm the
same J. razzle-dazzle 'emH'
And the great caliph, who was wise and
good as he was great, took up the blessed
Alcorau and read its words, but ere he
could finish page they were razzlcd.
For Mesrour never let business accumu-
late on his hands.
And IL happened that there were never
any more accidents in the land of the COM
mander of the faithful even unto this day.
The other railroad folks took the hint.
But in closing 1t should be said that this
is very Far Country indeed. being great
many days journey from this country.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10

Ihomas V. Cooper, state senator, ex-
Republican state chairman and ex-Re-
publican candidate for governor "A states
men of red head and ardent tcmpera-
ment, who voted for prohibition and
proposed the abolition of the poll tax.
and against whom the people voted ON
both proposition, has fallen upon
the feather bed OF the Philadel-
phia custom house to which he has
been led by Quay as TO IA place of re-
urement, after he had led him out of the
sfate Craftsmanship, aud in the course Of
leading him out of the race for the
governorship. Mr.. Cooper, bought or
with this plum, viii settle down 10 its
eGjeyment,and find in the accumulation
u lis emoiumenis, soldier satisfaction
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10
A HathIng Master loses His Life.

4 sad drowning accident occurred ut
Long Branch, Tuesday, by which brave
man lost his life while trying Ia save u
hotel guest. The man who was drowned
was William Henry Kirby, a native of
Long Branch. lie was employed as an as
sistant bathing master at the bathing
grounds of the Scarboro, at Ocean and
south Bath avenues. AZ noon one of The
guests Of the hotel went bathing, and was
foolish enough to venture out from shore
fully half a mile, being fine swimmer
He became exhausted and called for help,
at the same time throwing up his arms.
Abner Hobart, one of the bathing mas
tefs started to his assistance with life
preserver. Bathing Master Kirby followed
with tho end of life line in his hand.
When within short distance of Mr..
IIir,ch, poor Kirby in turn became OK
haustcd. His struggles in the water were
witnessed by "a large crowd of excited
cottagers and hotel guests. lie finally sank
for the last time amid the shrieks of the
spectators. Bathing Master Hobart sue
cceded in bringing young liirsch ashore.
Liberal doses of brandy were administered
TO Mr. Hrsch, hut il was fully an hour
before he recovered. He is medical
student in New York. krby's body was
washed ashore near Seabright lie was
married about five months ago to Miss
Iaidec luirk, of Long Branch.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10
E,VERIBODS WANTS II!
THAT IS-EVERYBOpY WHO HAS EVER
TRIED IT
.LEVAN'S FLOUR
Still Holds the Fort.

We haven't tho biggest mills In the world
bat there is no better min anywhcrc-at least
there is no mill that can make better -four. 40
say thousands Of people In this community
aud we take their word iorit.
II YOU have trouble with your baking, this
hot weather, you will perhaps discover that
the trouble lies with your hour-providcd you
do not use Lcvnn'S Flour II you are using that
article, and stll have trouble with your hak-
ing, perhaps u is because of the oven. II can't
bC the flour II you use LcNan's.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10
Manamaker Wants Low Tariff.

Mr. Wanamaker again appears as an
ohjector 10 high tariff as applied TO his
own business. He has not hesitatcd to
struggle tooth and nail for the very
lowest possible duty on the goods that
he imports yet he insists that the
highest possible tariff is necessary tor
the salvation Of the country. Ihe
postmaster general therefore figures
in n small way ~ an enemy oi
his country. His colleague the score
tary of the treasury has asked the board
of appraisers 10 answer several appeals
that have been made to him.
In ,one case a wickcr-work basket
one of the many imported.hy Postmas-
ter General Wanamaker, was approved
by u Philadelphia official under the
head of boxes and assessed at 35 per
cent. ad valorem. Mr.. Wanamaker APP
pealed, declaring il was n basket and,
therefore, only dutablc at 30 per cent.
The board held with the Philadelphia
appraiser, and Mr.. Wanamaker will
have TO pay the high rate.
our Johns friends may protest that
business policy and national policy are
distinct matters, not to lie entanglcd
with one another, but President Clcve-
land believed in treating national affairs
as very serious matters of business. Mr..
Wanamaker's business is dependent
upon the prosperity of a manufacturing
community, and why does he impcril
that prosperity by striving for the low
est possible tariff ON his impo rtations ?
II he was really alarmed ut that mild
protection measure, the Mills bill, he
should be panic stricken at the free
trade tendencies of business in manufac'
turing Philadelphia.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10
1ltuuuntul,rr's.
PnILAprLrnfa. "wednesday. July 10. iss'

PHILADELPHIA. Wednesday. July 10, 1883.
Sensation in Jerseys.
We've been through the en-
tire Jersey stock and sorted out
every garment that is in any
way out of step. Jerseys for
halL Jerseys for Mird yesterday
prices. Some of the choicest
garments we have.
AT 81 each.
Braided, Smockod and Plain Jerseys. cash.
mere finish sorts that were yesterday
AT So each.
4 variety Of s. % and - Jerseys, Including
military styles, Fedora fronts and Persian
trimmed white vests.
AT s. each.
4 very handsome lot, comprising 81 -, IS,
$50, So and: 81 % qualities - Directoires,
military styles, braided, tlnsclcd and be-
prcttiod IN many taking ways
AT S4 each.
styles that began the week NJ 81 %, So, S. 20,
and 90. Some IN cOlorB. some black
Some with Smocl,ed vests, some In loose
hitting Garibnldl styles.
AT S. each.
---Somo Of the ch@iccst Jerseys Of the season.
so, sl2, $3.50, sll aud $40 kinds. Fcdoras,
Garlbaidis. and other fayorite styles,
Eaboralcly braided and tucked.
Silk Garlbaldis and waists SA
to SI2 that have been third
and half more.
second floor, Chestnut street side Five elc-
Vators.
Some tumbled White Suits
for Misses go from S25 to $40,
and from SI9.5o to 81. Chill
dren's White Dresses. a little
soilcd, that have been S4.25 to
50, are to-day SI.75 to $3.50.
This week should make an
end of the special lot of Chill
dren's New White Dresses at
75c to S.. to Il years.
Second floor, Chestnut street front. Take elc-
vator.
IolS XAn~ayH.a
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10
strange Custom In II Far Country.

a Strange Custom In n Far Country.
From the New y ork Tribune.
There was oucea Far Country. u great dis
lance from this, which was ruled over by
q wise aud Just Caliph. And il was So that
there occurred "A serious railroad accident
| IN this country, whereby many people
were gathered To their fathers. And the
next day there came 10 the palace of the
ctliph a director of the railroad on which
happened this accident, and after buwiuw
| Ia The ground he lined up his voice and
SAID
| "Oh, most wise and Just caliph the rails
spread out on uS-trampS had pulled out
| the spikes with their teeth, tut we knew IT
| not. OF certainty the rails did spread on
| Us. Behold, it was the act OF Allah 80
| $50" answered the caliph, ~ hc Strukcd
his beard; "truly gricvc 10 hear that the
| rails spread. But Allah j. good. Mpsrour,"
| he continued, turning To his executor, ''hc-
| head this man at the fourth hour without
! fail"
| the fourth hour his body was delivered To
| his friends.
And the next month there was another
| gricVlous accident ON another road
| whereby more true believers were cut OIL
| even as may he the enemies OF the prophet.
| And the day following the president Of the
| road Knocked at the palace gate and WAS
| admitted by slave. Aud when he was
come into the presence of the caliph he
! prostrated himself aud said:
"There j. but one God, and Mahomct is
| his prophet. Most wise and lust Caliph
We have had an accident on the Damascus
| Short Line, and many true Mussulmcu are
slain. Allah is good! Behold, there was
a washout, and our engineer wist il not
| but plunged in mt the slow rate OF sixty
| Christian miles 10 the Christian hour. see,
| | weep that such things should hcr'
"lndeed!' answered the mighty Caliph /;
| $50 there was "A waShout that We wot not Of
| l suspected as much. Mesrour, when the
faithful 60 to MONDAY prayers behead this
| man who was ignorant Of the wa>h0ut."
| And, behold, the true believers were
| even then passing To the nuOnday prayers,
and Mosrour took the president 10 hi.
! studio and finished up the job in time for
| late prayers himself
4 Aud on the tenth day of the eighth
month, on another road there was still
/ another accident, and "A score of true fol
! lowers Of Islam bit the dust. And the next
| day al the ninth hour after midnight the
! board OF directors and president, and a
general manager Or two, and three vice
| presidents, knocked and prayed that they
| might make speech with the most wise and
! just caliph. And he suffered them 10 enter
| and they fell on their faces alid Wurshipped
| him, and then the president said:
"Commander Of the faithful, Mahomet is
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10

than he has reapcd in his weary work
OF serving the Lord and his party in
which work we will not say who got
the spryiCp
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10
SARSAPARILLh.
That Tired Feeling

IL experienced by almost everybody M thiS sea-
son aud many people resort io Hoods Sarsapa-
riIln to drive away the languor and exhaustion.
The blood, laden with impurities which have
been accommodating for months, moves slug
gishly through the veins, the mind fails to
think quickly aud the body is stll slower to
respond. Hoods SarSaparilla Is just what Is
needed. IT. purihcS. Viializcs and enrichc- the
blood makes the head clear, creates an oprc
tito, overcomcs that tired feeling, tones the
nervous system, and imparts health and vigor
to the whole body.
HOODS SARSAPARILLh
MY appetite was poor. | could not sleep.
had headache great deal, pans IN my back,
Sarsapariln IN n short time did me 50 much
good that feel like new man. My palms and
aches nro relieved, my appetite improved.
say to others who need good medicine try
Hoods S,rsapnrilla ana Sec GEoKGE +.
JACKSoS. RoNbury station, Conn.
MAKES THE WEAK STRONG
For wears | was sick every spring, but last
year took Hoods Snrsaparia aud have not
seen q sick day since" q. W. SLOAN, Milton.
Mass.
{" take Hoods >arSaparilla-aS spring tonic
and recommend n to all who have that mis-
cradle tired feeling" 4. pAHmELEE, Bridge
street, Brooklyn, NY.
HOODS SARSAPARILLA
Sold by nil druggists 81 SIX for 81. Prepared
| only by &. l. HOOD & co, Lowell Mass.
| 100 DOSES ONE DOLLAR CD
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10
Secure a Home for Your Family.
FOR SALE
on THE MOST LIBERAL TERMS.

Twu-Story brick dwelling houses, lots 80
feet deep, on Lancaster avenue, between Wal
nut and Lemon streets.
Two->tory brick dwelling houses with man
sard roof pOrChcs in 'front.' lots 10 feet deep, on
North Pine, between Chestnut and Walnut
streets.
TWo-Story brick dwelling houses with front
Yards iron fences, lots 10 feet deep on West
Walnut, between Mary and Pine streets
Two-Story brick dwelling houses, lots Is feet
deep, On West Lemon street, between Charlotte
aud Mary streets.
ThTCC-,torN brick dwelling houses, lots 80 feet
deep, with all the modern improV VcmcntS, front
yards, ON West Chestnut street, between Pine
and NChln streets.
Also houses ON East Walnut North Lime,
North Mary, between Walnut and Lemon and
Lemon, between Mary and Pine streets.
All the above houses are in good order, newly
paprrrd, gas fixtures in all the rooms, water in
The kitchcn,8nd the cellars warranted 10 bc dry.
can ana see for yourself no trouble To show
YOU
lN0. !. GRiEL Executions.
JACOB GRlIIr
S0l SOrth Mary street.
apr.GIyd,M,W,s.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10

ACCORDING to Science the true eating
banana is unknown in our markets and
the hannnas used here as n fruit are only
used for cooking purposes. The eating
banana is the madun and there are many
varieties of il. Tho smaller are the more
delicious; and the smallest of all, the So
called lady-tngcr banana," with a skin
hardly thicker than paper, is the most
highly priced. Green cooking bananas
are peeled, and roasted in the ashes, and
eaten with butter; partially ripe one. are
boiled for few minutes with the skin on,
and eaten with syrup or honey; and ripe
ones are sliced longthwisc, and fried in
olive oil or butter.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10

yI>iiE RIVAL FOUNTAIN PEN-THE BEST
i aud cheapest in the mnrkct--li karat gold
pen. Hard rubber holder, never gets ont of
order, easily hllod. can and examine before
purchasing elsewhere. At ERiSNAN'S Gents
Furnishing store, ~ West X ing street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10

TnE insect that is making so much talk
and trouble among the wheat growers of
Ohio and Illinois is "A very close relation of
the small green fly that attacks rose bushes
and plants III this neghhorhood. II is II
small, greenish, or In some cases brownish,
insect, with or without wings, intcstinG
the leaves and heads of plants of the grass
family. II obtains lis food 10y inserting a
pointed bcak into the leaf or stem, and
sucking ont the sap. AS the wheat gets
ripe, IL migratcs To the moro suCculont oats,
and, when these ripeu, will go to various
grasses. Its rate Of multiplication is very
great, it being estimated that n single louise
may become the ancestor of many mil
lions before autumn. II has many insect
enemies. The presence of English spar
rows in the wheat-hchs led some to be-
| hovc that they We're feeding upon the lice
but an examination nf stomach contents of
| n number shot while on wheat showed
| that the grain itself WAS what they were
| after.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-07-10

IL the annual report of the secretary of
internal affairs just published. Loriu Blod-
get explains the law of cyclones and urges
more general attention 10 the one uniailing
sign 10y which they may he anticipated.
"Tornadoes themselves cannot be pre-
dictod singly, but the general condition
necessary to their existence is well defined
and readily indicated for mt least eight or
ten hours in advance. If at any
locality the barometer should be seen to
fall rapidly and to get ~ much ~ half an
inch below the mean it would then hc GER
tain that some part of the belt so affected
would develop storm. If the tall should
be . full inch a violent storm would in
variably attend it or soon follow IT,"
Possibly on reading this some people viii
buy barumetcrs and watch them until they
get tired and forget it about which time a
cyclone may bo look ed for.
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1889-06-22
ChiIGren's Day in tho Grange.

EDITOR Observation-Disclosures day
and rs it was managed entirely by the ladies',
and they were jealous In their work it was Il
very successful affair, and we hope from year
To year that we may have many more such
meetings. The following is part of the pro-
gramme carried out, the worthy master pre-
siding and reading the proclamation of the
national master for the occl9ion: Opening
HYMN by grange; PRAYER by Rev. Loos; adj
dress of welcome. by NJ. NJ. GIadish; song by
grange; recitation, Miss Ida Majors and Miss
Brock; address by q. Smith; reading. Miss
Lula Graham; recitation. the ''HeEthen Ma
TONS" with song and chorus by eight mem.
bers of The AulIvlIle Sabbath school; recita-
Ion by Master Victor Jones: address by Rev.
r. Loos. After the address OF welcome the
meeting adjourned from the hail TO the
grounds, where a bOuntiful rcpast WAS spread
and where all were made al home and en-
ioyPd themselves. Although such a busy
time there was u large attendance and the
| Young people that were not in the hall en-
loved playing croquet. To Mrs. James f,
Glaiish and Mrs. j. o. Hogan Is credit due
for getting up the meetlngRnd decorating the
hall, &C., and the thanks OF The grange are
| ,tue TO all for their kind assistance, but more
especially to Mr.. G. O. Smith and Rev. LOo'
and The members of the Aullyille Sabbath
schools, whom we would like to mention by
name but space forbids aud some Of the mem
berS we had rot the pleasure Of knowing
However. we thank them all and will hi
glad to Bee them come often TO our ball. Al
he oranges object is to better our condition
and make it more sOcinhle ~ farmers ont
with another, we hope the young people viii
read the "declsratiOn Of purposes OF thu
grange" and help VS. keep up in this part OF
Inc state an organization that IL represented
In natIOnal council by every state and terri
tory in the union and numbers its members
by the hundred of thousands. We noiic'
amongst others present., Capt. Boone Majors
VIM. Stout Benton, John b. Jones, }. Nj
Armentruut and wife, j. C0rder aud wife
John Willis. Al. Majors and J. Zsntmeyer a'
well as many lidies from the Corder ant
Aullyille neighborhuOds. 10 all Of whom
again we return our thanks. NJ.
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1889-06-22

Wsverly, June 10, (toO late for publication
last week :-M.ss Lulu Asher returned
home Wednesday from Lexington where she
attended Central College commencement.
Rev, j, v. Banks filed the pulpit aL Dover
Sunday. Miss jane kelll has returned from
an extended visit to Marshall. DIR. JOS. Car
ter and wife returned to Marshall Monday.
Mrs. T. X. Landrum returned from a visit to
Leavenworth. Kan, Tuesday. Mrs. J. H..
Higgins left Tuesday noon for Granl Pass.
Mr.. George Cunningham left for Guthrie,
Oklahoma, Tuesday. Mr.JOhn Blanchard and
wife were in Wayerly Sunday. Messrs. f..
r. Groves and Hall COrder left for Oklahoma
Tuesday, where they go to make their future
home. DIR. Warren left for st. Louis Friday
to visit his brother. Miss Lulu Blanchard
is the quest of Miss Rena Asher. Mr.. j. NJ.
Banks, of Blackburn. visited our to wn this
week. Mr.. W. Scott Thomas, aud Miss
Cheatham visited Marshall Saturday. Miss
Clara BarKs returned from Corder, this week
where she has been visiting her brother for
some time. Mr.. W. McBray visited Lexing-
ton Tuesday. Miss May CatrOn ~ home
from Lexington where she has been at
tending school for the past ten months
ut Central College. Messrs. Buford, Hall
and Goodwin gave the little folks Of our
town quite a treat on Thursday by taking
them to the lake fishing. They all report Il
splendid time. and speak in glowing terms of
the gentlemen. Notwithstanding the rain
storm, thunder and lightning that visited our
town on Friday night the ladies ard gentle
mer, that IS the dancing part. met at the res
idence OF Mr.. g. W. Buford and spent a de-
lightful eve, although they were washed from
one room to The other by the never-ceasing
rain. At midnight they adjourned, thanking
their host and hostess for their blindness and
expressing their hopes OF spending many
more such evenings. Prof. j.. w. Carter has
Just closed a successful private school. The
prizes were awarded to Miss Dora Isaac, Miss
Emma Burton, Miss Alberta Jordan and Mas
ter Jewett Redd. Messrs. W. II Bethany, LOgg
Galloway, Thomas Woodland and Master Will
lie White left for Oklahoma Monday. Miss
Nora Prunty is visiting at Grand Pass this
week. Mr.. Leslie Corder and sister, and
Miss Alma Pulliam left Monday eve., on the
8 80 train for Lexington to attend the closing
exercises Of the w. NJ. A.