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Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-19
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Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-19
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Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-19
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Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-19
The Northwestern Loan ( Building
Association,
400 &ai0ta 0ebdMOe,
Mutpriiirtes Gapital 10 Wiaipnen OoH.

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Minneapolis Sorueiter Worfs.
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Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-12-19
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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1889-11-09
TEMPERANCE NOTES.
A VITAL QUESTION.

The Use of Alcoholic Drinks a Matter Of
Great Public Concern.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1889-11-09
THE BLACK RIVER.
It's Three Dark Trib utaries ara the Cities
That Join Their Borders.


''The Cities of the Black River"
is the title of vivid lecture recently
delivered in different parts of En-
gland. The river is alcohol with its
three dark tributaries - wine, beer
and spirits. "Last year." said the
lecturer, "the English people actu-
ally swallowed 100000 gallons OF
wine, 965, 000,000 gallons of beer and
Sc, 100000 gallons of spirits, the
whole being sufficient to form lake
Is feet deep, 120 feet wide and 10
miles long. In spending 9125. 0OO,-
900 upon this the country has created
the city of reeling men, with
100000 inhabitants and 100000
licensed houses to increase their
number; the city of the blood
stained hand with its 700,-
900 criminal inhabitants; the city
of the iron DOORS with its
10000 human beings confined in
prisons; the city of the men in blue
with its $1,000 policemen required
mainly through drink, and costing
more than $4,000, 1000 every year; the
city of the pale cheek requiring 49,
900 doctors in the United Kingdom,
when 1000 would be sufficient but for
alcohol; the city of the restless foot
with its rowing army of $4,000 vaga-
bonds, and not a dozen teetotalers
amongst them; the city OF the fireless
CRATE, and all the misery which
helped to raise the bitter cry OF out
cast London; and the sad city of the
midnight street. with it's 100000
ruined young girls; the city of the
starving poor with its million Of
paupers; and the city of tho drink
slain dead, with its daily average of
$50 victims. Shall it be said of this
Black River:
"'Men may come and men may so,
But flow on foreVerT"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1889-11-09
THE POET TENNYSON.
A Number of Anecdotes illustrating His
Eccentricity.

A Number of Anecdotes Illustrating His
Eccentricity.
A few years ago some enthusiastic
adm irers of Tennyson gave large
dinner p arty in his honor, and invited
of literature and art to meet him.
Tennyson, who rarely accepts an invi.
tation, did, for a wonder, put in an
appearance on this occasion, but dur
ing the first half of the dinner caused
the greatest disappointment by re-
naming absolutely silent, and as if
lost in the most profound reverie.
The guests. who had expected to hang
on words falling like pearls OF thought
from his lips, gazed somewhat visit
fully upon him, when, rousing sud-
denly, he exclaimed in a loud, stem
torian voice: 81 like my mutton cut
in chunks!'' 1t is likely that there was
something Of malice prepense in this
burst of confidence, and that the poor
man felt not unnatural irritation at
being gaped at and a corresponding
desire to punish the offenders.
An anecdote told not long ago by his
daughter-in-law is amusing, in that it
shows how the greatest are not inca
pable of STOPPING to little weaknesses.
Some very dear friends of Tennyson,
who had been spending some years in
Persia, returned to London, and, anx-
ious to renew old ties, wrote inviting
him to their house. But Tennyson
mistook the day, and arriving at the
domicile found the birds flown. Sitting
down to write note of explanation, he
had the misfortune to throw the con-
tents of well-filled inkbottle all over
the beautiful new white Persian car
pet. The maid-servant in answer to
his summons, appeared with large
jug OF new milk, which she poured over
the offending ink-stain. 'Tll give you
five shillings, my good girl, my very
good girl" continued Tennyson, in
much agitation, eff you will only get
rid OF that abominable ink before your
master and mistress come home" And
together, on their hands and knees,
poet and servant rubbed and rubbed at
the wretched carpet until not spot
remained. The girl earned her five
shillings, and when. few weeks after
ward, Tennyson went to dine with his
friends, he had every reason to believe
that she had told no tales. At any
rate his host and hostess displayed
their gorgeous carpet without signs OF
consciousness. N. Y. Weaki'
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1889-11-09

DIR. TALMAGE says that it is his be-
lief that there is not healthy laborer
in the United States who, within the
next fifteen years. If he will refuse all
intoxicants and tobacco, may not be-
come capitalist on small scale.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09
PORTLAND MARKET.
THE WHEAT MARKET REMAINS
DULL AND INACTIVE.
Vascillating Sugars-Local Market Don
tinues be Anything but Salts
factory-Good Fruits Con-
mand Good Prices.

The wheat market shows very little
sign of improvement over the present
unsettled and unsatisfactory state of af-
fairs. The fluctuating prices in sugars
continues, and the market remains vir-
tually unchanged since last report. The
local market is weak, prices, however, re-
naming about the same as a week ago.
Fruits in good condition command good
prices and find a ready sale. Dried fruits
of all kinds meet with tardy sale. But
ter is firm and in good demand. There
is very little activity in wool, the de
mand in the East being also light. A
marked fall is noted in all kinds OF feed
quotations.
GROCERIES.
Sugars, Golden G 57sc. extra G 64c
cube, crushed and powdered 7s4c. Coffee
Java 25c, Rio 201ac, Arbuckle's roasted
2345c.
PROVISIONS.
Oregon ham 12la@13c, breakfast ba
con BE, sides 10c, shoulders 9@10c
Eastern ham 12L @131ac, Sinclaire's $50
l31sc, breakfast bacon 121a a l3c, sides
loo. shoulders 9@91ac Lard 10Y
@l1c.
Navel oranges $4.00@475, Riverside
So. 25@3.5O, apples 81 so, lemons $4.00 pc
box.
VEGETABLES.
Potatoes 30@35c, onions 70@75c.
DRIED FRUITS.
Apples SAGE, sliced &c, apricots 1870
prunes. Italian, Sc, silver &c, German
arc. piums 5@7c. Raisins 81 per box
California figs SC, Syrna l5c.
DAIRY PRODUCE.
Butter, Oregon fancy 25c, medium zoe
Eastern &c, California zoe.
Chickens &c. @65O, ducks 5000 pc
doz., geese $l0@l2, turkeys Tic per ID.
( WOOL.
Valley 1Sc, Eastern Oregon S@15c.
| HOPS.
| Hops s@14c.
/ Wheat, Valley $l.35, Eastern $l.25
} Oats 30@32c.
| FLOUR.
Standard 81, other brands 81.
| FEED.
Hay $13@14 per ton, bran $l5, short
$l6, barley chop $24@25, mill chop $lt
FRESH MEATS.
Beef, live, 4c, dressed Sc, mutton, live
&c, dressed Sc, lambs $3.50 each, hogs 6'
dressed 7@71sc, veal case.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09

-Napa, Cal, recently exhibited a
curiosity in the shape of an apple in
closed in a s1nall-necked bottle. The
bottle was hanging in tree and twig
grew into it, blossomed and matured.
"A man was released from the Min
nesota peniteutiary the other day after
serving ten years for u murder which
his brother committed and recently
confessed on his death-bed.
Among a pile of New York visiting
.hd invitation cards was one on which
was engraved miss Alice D., at home
sundays Mondays, Tuesdays, Wedncs-
o'HSs' thursdays, Fridays and Satur-
days"
The distance from ocean to ocean
by the Nicaragua Canal is 1898 miles;
length OF canal, 2S.8 miles; length OF
lake river and basin navigation, 141
miles; length of summit level. 1852
niles elevation of summit level above
Sea' ITO feet; number of locks, six.
"A gum matinee" was given at
one OF the st. Paul theaters on New
ear day, says the New York Sun.
A package of tolu was given each lady
at the door, and an eye witness reports
'has the lair creatures allowed their
agile jaws to reverberate to their
hetrt content" Thus does the drama
gam new gauds and decorations in the
Vastly Northwest.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09
Rules for Fat Peopie and for Lean.

Too increase the weight: Eat, to the extent
of satisfying natural appetite, of fat meats
butter, cream, milk, cocoa, chocolate, bread
potatoes. peas, parsnips, carrots, beets fari
naceous foods as Indian corn, rice, tapioca
sage, corn starch, pastry, eustards, oatmeal
sweet wines and aie. Avoid acids Exercise
as little as possible, sleep all you can, and
don't worry or fret.
10 reduce the weight: Eat, to the extent OF
satisfying natural appetite, OF lean meat,
poultry, game, eggs, milk moderately, green
vegetables, turnips, suceulent fruits, tea Oh
coffee. Drink !ine juice, lemonade and acid
drinks. Avoid fat, butter, cream, sugar,
pastry, rice, sage, tapioca, corn starch, pota
toes, carrots, beets, parnips and sweet wines
Exercise freely. -KanSss City Medical Index.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09
u FACTS WORTH KNOWING.
A List of Substances Liable to Spontane-
Gus Combustion.

A List of Substances Liable to SpOntane-
Gus Combustion.
Cotton seed oil will take fire even
when mixed with 25 per cent. OF
petroleum oil. but 10 per cent. of min
eral oil mixed with 10 per cent. of ami
NAL or vegetable oil will go far to pre-
vent combustion.
Olive oil is combustible, and mixed
with rags, hay or sawdust will produce
spontaneous combustion.
Coal dust, flour dust, starch, flour
Especially rye hour), are all explosive
when mixed with certain proportions
OF air
New starch is highly explosive in its
comninuted state, also sawdust in a
very fine state. when confined in close
chute and water directed on it. Saw
dust should never be used in oil shops
or warehouses to collect drippings or
leakages from casks.
Dry vegetable or animal oil inevi-
tably takes fire when saturating Gotten
waste at 1902 F Spontaneous com
bustion occurs most quickly when the
cotton is soaked with its own weight of
oil. The addition of 40 per cent. of
mineral oil density 0.S9O) of great
viscosity. and emitting no infammabIe
Vapors. even in contact with an ignited
body at any point below $3.50 F., is
sufficient to prevent spontaneous com
hustion, and the addition vi 20 Fer
cent. of the same mineral oil doubles
time necessary to produce spontaneous
combustion.
Patent driers from leakage into saw
dust, etc, oily waste Of any kind, or
waste cloths of silk or cotton, satur-
ated with oil, varnish, turpentine.
Greasy rags from butter, and greasy
ham bags. Bituminous coal in large
heaps. refuse heaps of pit coal,
FASTENED by wet, and especially when
pyrites are present in the coal; the
larger the heaps, the more liable.
Lampblack- when slightly oily and
camp, with linseed oil especially.
Timber dried by steam pipes, or hot
water or hot air heating apparatus,
owing to tine iron dust being thrown
on IN close wood castings or bookings
round the pipes, from the mere expan-
sion and contraction of the pipes
American Miller.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09
ORANGE BI0e.-.
Origin Of the popala, =
Them nj " ~0 u w..

"r'sin OF the Popuiar 80.
~. Them at wsss,e "sa q w.s...
Inc custom OF wearina
sons, SONS At weddings Is q ~ ea sraa'a tIa
recent re! date with us. II cam ap = aratss5
most other female fash,a ne % vs. Id,
'r ,nna the !. who IN shs,, = T.. DE-
a.r.yed It from Spain. 1 Il ~ sa1 ID
country it lad long oh.. . ne latte
a '~ia to have been originally q M aaa
Spanish legend which s;s an ID
account % OF its introduction alils,a
% TINS, soon after the imno according
the orange tree BY tho NOr'asion d
tn. the Spanish Kings had q sas0',s 9ns
" = he was very proud, a as' ], y
s Sae rroneh Ambassador was sst,s sa'si
oe ST. to obtain an ofrshoo, 'A'feasl
Inc gardeners daughter -.
o u,, inns "a ana in order to provide b ss'
WIN the necessary dowry to er M 1s',sll
70 marry her lover she obtair SaaOe hs
which she sold to the Amha ,''oa asliBh
high price On the occasion n'o :, =
wedding, in recognition Of h., v ~
tube to the plant which had r.a s'saI
per happiness she bound in her hsi'
wreath OF orange blossom and a1 =, nan !
aagurated the fashion which h.. !. Y
hs
come universal. As the orans ss' y
introduced into Spain at a va sa
period BY the Moors, this legend ~ 4.
cien1iy establishes the antiquity q ~. i.
custom as far as that countr ,' !, y ~
cerned, although many con sv.a'
elapsed before it spread over ths sl''
OF Europe. Up to forty or flr t,,S wy ~
ago it was the practice for ladies 49,, ! =
married in hats or bonnets: and ! ~ :
fashion of dispensing with the ha, y y
seems to have established Itself Iy sss'
the example set by Queen yicto,; s' 8
the occasion of her wedding in ian =
Her dress was rich white AL.
trimmed with orange fowera and !.
her head she wore wreath ], ~ !
same blossoms, over which but NJ, =. !
as to conceal her face, a beauti,ul rs h
of Honiton lace was thrown. Po, .on. :.
years after this, however, bonnats Co.,.
still often worn at weddings tbe ~ !.
ange-hower wreath. natural Or a,tis
cial, being placed on them, and No, Al
rectly on the head. 1t is probably M
more than thirty years ago that tbs,
were finally dispensed with, and d,
wreath and veil substituted. Even /,
Germany the time-honored chaple4 !
myrtle, to which there are SO MANY Al
lusions in literature and poetry hs
now been discarded in favor OF orauos
flowers; and there seems little reaso,
TO doubt that this custom, now beeom
universal, and pretty and approuria,
in itself, will continue to be follows
for a long time to come. Annual Rec
lister.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09

AT table before window the fair
haired young German girl sat, NINA.
ture brushes, combs and pins before
her. With steel spring she fastened
dolly (who was dressed out in white)
to the table, and then, with rapidly
moving fingers, the haxen hair, which
literally stood on end, was combed out
and rolled into eoronet, tulle vail
some inches square was quickly pinned
on with diamonds, rubies and emeralds,
and dolly was a bride ready for the
market. But the young bride had yet
to pass through other hands before she
met her fate. When the Fraulein had
pinned on the vail dolly was handed
over to a boy who sat at another table
and whose dnty it was to prepare her
for her voyage. He wrapped her care
fully in a coarse piece of muslin neatly
and quickly. and then laid her in a
packing case amid bundles Of paper
shavings. Even this work, trifing as
it appears, was done with quickness
and precision which showed great ez.
perience. No part of one doll was a.
lowed to touch another, and all were
so carefully fitted in that no room was
lost. For all this work OF making tne
doll, all but the head, which had come
from Munich, the work OF dressing and
packing, the material being FURNISHED
them, the family received thirty plen
nigs, or six cents, for each dolL-L0n
| don Queen.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09
A Gourd Cautenariap

While searching through his fathers effects
licket Agent Moifett, of Knoxville, Tenn
found gourd over one hundred Years old
IL contained many old papers, among them
note from Davy Crockett, payable TO VIII
liam Moifett, for shilling and 3 pence for
barrel OF whisky and keg of cider.-Brook
lyn Eagle.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09

-trYt1
An excellent mode OF ruriiyius, .rd
cellar is to have the chimney s Nth
from the cellar floor to the ROW. 4
an open fireplace in the cnllant :. OrO.
few sticks of wood. just enough NJ " thsu
duce a light fire occasionally WIN VI. and and
ventilate the cellar Thoroughly
also prevent dampness' ,.i,s Of
A writer declares that the rl : under
the head of the bed by placing u un ~,
each leg block of the thickness '.sdv for
bricks is an effective remedy s.,sa !.
cramps. Patients who have sun sum have
night, crying aloud with pam pa I,adisa
found this plan to afford iO
certain and permanent relief ,,.., re.
search has shown that the oo1 n Their
or infectious diseases, terrible s u a0irlts.
are caused by minute organisms asay yin
ing in moist, foul ground or INK u mos
matters: in our food, or drl ln'sovjsior
often in the latteN The bes. , p a0lmsls
for the health of ourselves anu ,a a :
is water free from con'"
Am. Agricuiturist
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09

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Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09

"A yachtsman thus describes an Oua
use he put his rife to during recon,
cruise on q shooting tour in Maryland
waters: "At one place." said ne
"where we had to tack, one Of ln'
ropes of our topmast became entangs-
in the branches of pine tree, stopping
us at a very critical moment anu
threatening to tear our rigging oil v
pieces in an instant. There was w
time to climb up and loosen the rVP','
so | snatched up my Winchester 'OOa
a hasty aim at the waving orancn, an ~.
fired, luckily cutting the cause u ~,
trouble in two, and freeing the wa,
from a rather awkward position
think that this is the first instance W
record of a rifle having been useu IL
navigation.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-04-09

A young married couple s'~mn
housekeeping, and hired ayoung WOa. -
of Hibernian extraction 10 a'''Ha
the general housework. ono s..nat,b
gem-the acme of neatness' ai'p' Il.
and culinary proficiency. bu' !, ~, ,ss
broke her young mistress heart on a,. ~
second day by climbing the stars s,. Js a.
parlor during the call OF sOsia, , : !,
uuaintance, and, in a voice aOv ,s,,,.
mclodious as a tish-horn, inaun .a~s
"Say, what time does FRANK W.
home to dinnerP
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-05-16

Scientific men see no reason why tn
span of human life may not be extend
ed to round hundred years from tn
present limit of seventy to eighty years
The age to which persons lived varie
in Old Testament chronology.
From Adams time to that of Methu
selah and Noah, men are recorded a
attaining to we'll nigh the. age of 1,00t
years. The Psalmist David, however
says: "The days of our age are three
score years and ten; and though mer
be so strong that they come to fourscort
years, yet is their strength then but la
Dor and sorrow; so soon passeth it away
and we are gone" fl. .,
This wide margin of longevity, to
gether with proper observance of men
tai, moral and physical laws, leads in
vestigators to believe it is possible thai
human life might be made to increase
in length of days to a full century, at
least.
Moderation and regularity in eating
drinking and sleeping are conducive
to longevity, and those who observe
proper habits and use pure and effica.
cious remedies when sick, may accom-.
plish immense labor with no apparent
Injury to themselves and without fore.
shortening their lives.
Hon. Fl. III. Warner, President of the
Rochester, N. Y, Chamber of Com
merce, and manufacturer of the cele.
brated Warmers Safe Cure, has devoted
much time and research to this subject
Of longevity, and has arrived at the
satisfactory conclusion that life may be
prolonged and mans virile powers in
creased and preserved at the same time
by rational and natural means. Thous-
ands of persons are living to-day-en-
joying the blessing of perfect health
and vigor-who will still testify to the
almost magical efficacy of Warmers
Safe Cure in restoring them to physical
potency and to the normal type of con-
stitution, after they had almost given
up hope of life,
After middle age, many begin to lose
their wonted vigor in body, and thereup-
on give way to inertness and useless
repining. Yet all such have within
reach that which both renews youth
and contributes to the prolongation of
life. Warmers marvellous Safe Cures
are in every drugstore, and are now re-
garded as standard specifics throughout
the civilized world.
The strong desire to attain old age
meantime retaining the virile powers
of body and minds necessarily con-
nected with the respect paid to aged
persons, for people would scarcely de-
sire to be old, were the aged neglected
or regarded with mere sufferance. That
is high civilization in which age is
made source of distinction. Of all
marks of respect, that to age is most
willingly paid, because everyone who
does homage to old may himself, event.
ually, become an object ofsuch homage.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-05-16

"Don't forget the poor editor when
you have news item, says an eastern
exchange. "If your wife licks you, let
US know it, and we will set 1t right be-
fore the public. Ifyou have company,
tell us, If you are not ashamed of your
visitor. If'a youngster arrives at your
house begging for raiment, buy lot of
cigars and come around; and, If you are
a cash subscriber, we will find suit
able name for him or her as the circum-
stances will permit. And if you have
social gathering of few of your
friends, bring around q big cake, seven
or eight pies and a ham-not necessari-
ly to eat, but as a guarantee of good
faith. Youreed not bother about invit-
ing us for 1t is little too cold for our
wardrobe. We mention these little
things for we want the news, and we
will have it If there is a God in Israeli