The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-04-30
BRIGHT BITS.


TIE satirists have had a good deal to say
again the mother.in-law, but we have not yet
heard or one who sought his wife in a founding
asylum.-PUck.
WHEN newspaper man gets into an armchair
Win us best girl he doesn't talk SHOP, YOU bet,
even 10 the extent OF saying: We are over
crowded this evening. Blu lihgtoR Free Press
BIG R1sx.-'sTh charge on your fire insur-
ance policy coverinE your hotel is 800, sir
But, Mr.. AGENT, tue hotel IS fireproofH
OLi Why di int on say so at first. The
charge is 500. sir"
DESPERATE MAN-All is over! Hope whitening
flies and Mercy signs farewell! Give me a da p.
ger, revolver. rope, creoSOte, prusSic acid
Frlend-M heat dea
Desp rate Man--No; Easter bonnet. Pioneer
Press.
WHAT are you doing. PatrickY'
Wakin' up your husband, ma am
But whyP'
''B case it's tin o'clock, ma am, when was
to give MIN the dorops to make MIN Shape. So
Epoch.
Nor PREPAR-D.-First Dakota Citizen-Bl!,
let 5 have game of poker
Sec md akOta Citzen-Not now.
Just friendly game, old fellow"
Can't it. Iain't got my revolver with me- -
brakes Magazine
IDENTITY. Enthusiastic Amateur lat the
Natiou4lal Gallery an you tell me where
can find the II " "conStdble?'
name s]r. came on jeEtee here for the forst
time this vice., sor.-PVcE.
BESSIE docking over where her brother John
colorng an Italian sky)-How tired poor
John looks
Brother artist (who has his own opinion Of
art-YeS, no wonder; isl't taat a freight train
be S drawing?-Nunse s Weekly.
SURE THEY WERE SPa1Na CH1cKExs.-"Eras.
mus, you are sure these are spring chickens?"
IS. miSsus. ley whar brOughtel up rite
under my own eye"
You Watc.eu lem grow ing all last spring.
Yes, mis- us-an' all spring afore dat Yah
dey is spring chickens. The Epoch.
BLOOD WILL TELL-Lady las ood-curding
war wnoop is heard from the ktchen)--What is
happening, Wal ers?
Maid-1ha, is Dinah. She always yells that
way. ma am when succ 1eds il tUrning the
omelette without letting it drop on the floor
She's the daughter of Zulu chief.
A LITTLE MIxEp.-A man entered Brentano's
very hurriedly the other day, and said to tae
attendant; Have you book called TIE
You mean The Lady or the Dead don't
you?' said the attendant. with smile.
Yes. How much is it?"-IeraS Siftinqs
OVERHEARD AT WASHINGTON. - Brinksleigh
CHANGING up from rea ling Saturday evenings
paper)-It seems Pastor Goodewordes intends
10 favor us with another of his timely political
dlscourSes tomorrow morning.
BlOuntleigh-Ah, indeed What is to be his
subject this time?
Brlnksleigh - Foreign missions. - Munsey's
Weekly.
PLEASE send up to my house tomorrow a
couple of nice bass
Yes, sir
And, by the way be snre they are bass I'm
going off for day and-er-er-the last time
went told my wife it was for trout fishing and
you sent up a fresh mackerel. These little
errors of yours are causing strained relations
in my family. "-Epoch.
SCHooL FOR SCANDAL.-Wife-I have a new
maid coming TO day, dear.
Husband-Is she well recommended?
We'll. she has no recommendations but she
has lived in seventeen of the highest society
f4milesn
Il should think that would be against her"
Not at all. WHAT delicious scandals she
must know - Terds SlftinOs.