New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-07
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Mr.. Depew is about the only prominent man whoss
the English papers have not revised by drop-
ping the first given name and expanding the second
1t is really remarkable that they have not begun 10
chronicle the sayings and doings of :" Mr. Mitchell
Depew.'
Just How 1t was-Mr. La De Dah-How did you
enjoy your first sea bath, Miss Gushingtoni
Mss Gushington-Oh, 1t was Just perfec.y lovely
:5S sr sSs ss o !" was
just thought never could take that INST Piunri
Ugh My teeth Just and ana al w hs other %
laughed at me / Weren't they horrdl on. l ".
S SSas w ns9as s too Il perfectly lovely for any
IN day now and ho% ae sS,Sy %as al %
ugh Urine.
A Nebraska editor denounces smry cr0"is"~
about him as a " base calomel.'
The Chicago way.-Ponsonby-Is this romantic
enough for you, darling, now that throw mySeii a.
Miss Breezy Of Chicago--It isn't patch on what Z
would be II pa came In and saw you lie woui 1870 ~
you that you would fall all in hesp-'ihe Hpo'A'
SAYS writer in "The San Francisco Examiners
To those of our countrymen abroad who find pleas
ure in the jackassertion Of their nationality by hes
honldng it into the foreign eargreeting: Be OF GOOD
heart brethren though absent you are not forgoen'
Sixty millions of Americans are blushing for you'
Visitor-so your sister is off on visit, Wilhe'
suppose you feel yery lonesome without her ,.e, o,.
some but-Im good deal more comfortaoe.NonE
cago Journal.
The Rev. F.. r. Donehoo, OF Pittsbirg, who has
been investigating the condition Of the blind In Europe
saws that Saxony is doing more for this class OF I'M
fortlnates than any other country in Europe Iney
do not stop with having taught the blind 10 read ana
write and work at some industry, but follow them up
after leaving school, give them something in the way
OF capital aid them to start up In trade ana dess'
nate some to continue an oversight over them 50
that they can dispose Of what they manufacture
profit and prevent them from being cheaed %a
abused. Every blind man. woman and child is ioohea
after and helped that they are not opiged I'd feso
70 becgary or any vicious crime which would coirups
and degrade them
Not as Lonesome as That-wife0Now eeorse you
won't be lonesome when I'm gone will you
Wase@If Won are YOU know you can go up and SEQ
NY Husband Cqucky-I don't think there VIII be any
danger of my getting lonesome.-(The Epoch.
The fact that Chicago claims to cover more srouna
than any other city in the Union is being used .!
tbe hnnv men as the proof that the inhabitants have
big feet
YOU help an unfortunate man who was caught In an
elevator and laid up for six months dls or vou How
tPocieting the doIiar)The police va TO quick for
me, mum.-tTime r.
m. Sh.h on his former visit to LeA1sn. attended,
a,erwara what part Of the programme especially
iasos him he expressed great delight In hearing mo
erSt se,ect,on referring to the hideous SOUNDS NC
compapying the tunng-up' OF the orchestra.
Th,s q AN Italian bon mot At a cafe group Oh
gentlemen discussing politics. q young s'uuen' en0
and Joined IN the conversation: his arguments oo n
nIe,se the others. and one or them saiu W hih
ouioa At your age was an ass mysetT o" S''
wonderfully well preserved sir.f was tho repiy.
rber--
Iohnny Cumso, 1t is your turn. kecite your 'ers'
johnny (rectingA certain man went down na frg ss
Jerusalem 10 Jericho and fell among uorns, ana 'hs
Ihous sprang up and ehoked him. NM.
Did you learn that verse out OF ihe b'o''
Nome. Pop taught It to me."-(,iunsey's Weekly
The Chicago Times, the other day alluded to the
election of Mr. Chandler by the Maine legislature
And then II went on 10 declare that all the county,
worth speaking about lies west of New-Ensiand.
Which Did lie Mean Farmer Falow-Hear yos
been hay sickness over a. SSsr p aa th farms been
mopin' round all summer Vile was taken cow
Yesterday. ..,..r,,
FARMER Walow-well. she's lecfle better, but sns
neyer,n be the animal ss afore.-t1he Epoch
That nice old paper "The Chicago Journal serves
| notcc ON New-York that its supremacy Is Doomed.
as Chicago is 10 become the metropolis Of Ameues ID
the very near future. This ex1bersnce very de-
lrhtful and we shan't say thing TO curb IL. u
reminds us OF the small boy on the day he wears ~
first pair Of trousers he feels just hte bigger thai
he win ever feel at any other period OF his lfe oi
course Chicago Is gittn' to be big boy now.' ana
intends that everybody shall know It,
Desenerated--. In my day gals an boys was some
Counts said old man Bsrieycorn 70 synpaiheiS
ana like. minded ncghbor but ! tell ye its NIP an
uck nowadays II ye make 'em arm their salt. Nov
there's my darter M'randy. It's all kiE dc to ~
that girl out OF her bed by half past 4 of morrln.
an II she mks nine keows an weeds out an fyss
bed an totes In days supply o. stove wood for lsf
nav she thinks It's all she'd orcr do I'LL breakrs
is ready an like as not she'll want 20 quilt work by
shutdown Of an evenin. Oh. tell ye, but the risin
gneration Is agon' TO destruction through the snr:
an they list air r-eT1nA