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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

THE S. +. Music and Drama Of
June 9Th has the following: The Al
cazar is becoming quite favorite
resort OF visitors from the Sandwich
Islands. Among those who saw THE
Fairy's Well" there on Monday night
was Mrs. Sam Roth and her sister.
As both ladies are quite dark in COM
mon with Il majority of the residents
of Honolulu, no little surprise was
created by Mrs. Roth's rich Irish ac-
cent in commenting on the amusing
points OF the play.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
PART II.
R. M. S. zEALANDIA.

The R. M. S. Zealandia, Capt.
Won Olerendorp, arrived Saturday
evening at $3.50 O'Clock, 6 days and
Is hours from San Francisco with
II cabin and l6 Storage passengers
and 574 tons of cargo for this port,
and "a cabin and 40 Storage pas
sengers and 1900 tons of cargo for
the Colonies. Left San Francisco
Iune 29th at midnight, and expe-
rIenced fresh N. w. winds and
rough sea, thence to port light N.
E. to n. n. E. winds and fine clear
weather. Passed the r. NJ. S. Ala
media July Sd at 10 a. IN. The Zea-
landia left for the Colonies shortly
after ten O'Clock Saturday night.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
EVENTS THIS EVENING.

Harmony Lodge No. 81. O. of o.
+. at 1880.
Drill of Princes Own, at 1880.
Y. NJ G. A. bookkeeping classes,
at $3.50 and 7:l5,
Public band concert at Emma
Square, lat 1880.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

LOOK out for the BULLETIN WEEK
LY SUMMARY Tomorrow containing
full accounts of the celebrations OF
the glorious Fourth at Honolulu and
Maui. Send copy to your friends
by the mail which leaves tomorrow
by the schooner Twilight.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

In the Supreme Court on Satur-
day afternoon, before Mr.. Justice
McCully, the question of the right
to nolle pros. was argued by Mr. A.
S. Hartwell for the Attorney-General.
Decision was reserved.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

THE game of baseball on Saturday
afternoon between the Kaiulanis and
Hawaiis attracted very little atten-
ton and was uninteresting. The
score stood Hawaiis 81, Kaiulanis 5.
Messrs. G. E. Boardman and w. E.
Wall were the umpires.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

Col. Claus Spreckels promises the
Reading, Pa, Board of Trade to es.
tabish IA sugar refinery there, pro-
viding the farmers of the surround.
ing country will plant $4,000 acres OF
heets.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

THE schooner Twilight sails for
San Francisco at noon tomorrow.
She will carry a mail which closes at
the Post Office at IL o'clock. This
is a good opportunity to forward let
tiers and papers.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

IF, as the Advertiser says, the Yea
landia brought 5,371 tons of cargo
for this port, there mus. have been
some pretty smart work in unloading
for her to be in port less than five
hours.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

THE secretary of the Hawaiian
Yachting and Rowing Association is
ready to pay the prizes won on the
Fourth of July to the successful com
petitors.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

The Chilian man-of-war Pilcomayo
sails on Wednesday for Vancouver.
She will remain there N days and
then proceed to San Francisco.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
VESSELS LEAVING To-MoRRow.

Stmr W @ Hall for Lahaina, Maaltea,
Kona. Ka and the Volcano at 10
o'clock m
Stmr Mikahala for Kauai at 5 pm
Stmr w ialeale for Kauai at 5 pm
schr Twilight for San Francisco at noon
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

ONE thousand shares of the Haw-
allan Tramways Company will be
sold at auction by Mr.. Levey July
10Th. Particulars elsewhere.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

THE S. S. Kinau sails on Friday
next the 18th, at p. m for the Vol
cano. Quite number of passengers
are going
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

THE u S. S. Alert leaves for Fan
nings Island this afternoon. The
U. S. S. Adams has been ordered to
Samoa and will leave for there after
she has coaled.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

HOLDERS of water privileges will
notice the hours of using water for
irrigation in our by Authority
column.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

IT is not unlikely that the Du-
quesne, the French flagship in the
Pacific, will touch at this port on her
way from San Francisco to Tahiti.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

Mr.. Lee, a s'enographer from San
Francisco, was taking notes in the
Supreme Court this morning.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
NOTICE.

nU PING my temporary absence from
~ tue Kingdom, my wife, Julia A
Williams will act for me in all matter
lndrr - full power Of attorney.
j. J. WILLIAMS,
291 81 o. Furt street
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

AT meeting of the Board of
Health this morning only routine
business was transacted.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
Lost or Mislaid.

TERl IFIGATh No PAL for 90 shares
" Mutuul Telephone stock standing
IN The name Of &. K, Stillman, on which
Transfer has been -toppcd, Finder please
return TO Mr.. q. K. Stillman or 10 thu,
BULLETIN Off G. 27ld.92w.if
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
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HOW THEY STAND.

The following table shows the
standing Of the clubs of the Nation
al League and American Associa-
ton up to June 29th.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
ma h
MONDAY, JULY 8, 1889.
ARRIVALS.

RIM $ 5 Zealandia days from San
Francisco
July 2
Stmr Mikahala from Kauai
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
BAND CONCERT,

The Hawaiian Band will give q
public concert this evening at
Emma Square commencing at
1880 O'Clock. Following is the pro-
9ramme:
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

JOHN Bull was up in the Police
Court this morning for drunkenness.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

PuRsER Geo. McLane has the
thanks of the BULLETIN for files of
late papers per Zealandia.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

TAHITI bamboo for hat making is
advertised for sale by j. E. Brown e.
Co.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

On Saturday next at noon Mr..
Levey will sell the bark Pakwan at
auction.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

The Hawaiian band gives con-
cert mt Emma Square this evening.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

The following advertisement APP
pears in the Chicago Times:
FOR SALE,
An old, but still active Volcano. APP
ply TO Kalakaua.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
BEFORE PRESTON, J.

In re estate of Kapihe (w). Petit
tion of w. o. Smith, executor, for
allowance Of accounts, discharge
and final order of distribution.
Ordered that accounts be approved,
and executor discharged upon filing
final receipt. W. o. Smith for petit
toner.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

ANOTHER rise in sugar by the Zea-
landia. On June 29th SO test was
quoted at S22.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

A VERY poor picture of Father
Damien appears in the Illustrated
London News.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

THE Honolulus and Hawaiis play
next Saturday.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

THREE cottages and premises on
Emma street are for sale.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
FOR SALE CHEAP
NOTICE to CREDITORS.

NOTICE is hereby given to all per.
~ sons having claims against the
estate of A Kaumu, d, ceased, to present
the same to the undersigned executors,
within six months from the date of this
notice or they will he forever barred.
+. Fl BAILEY,
EMILY BAILEY.
Waikiki. Mani, June |. 1897. 272 I'm
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
LOCAL 3 GENERAL NEWS.

MANUEL Baptiste has a notice else
where.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
SUPREME COURT--AT CHAMBERS,
MONDAY, July 9Th.
BEFORE JUDD, c. J.

In re estate of Margaret Keegan.
Petition for probate of will.
Ordered that the will be admitted to
probate and that letters testament
tary be issued to George Lucas un-
der $3.50 bond. G. l.. Carter for
petitioner,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
Meeting of Stockholders.

NOTICE is hereby given that n spc.
~ cial meeting of the stockholders
OF the Oahu hallway s. Land Co. will
nc held nj the office of the Company on
THURSDAY, July 18th, 1889, at 10
O'CLOCK A.. M
BY order of President o. r & l.. Co.
WILLIAM P. TDLER,
ISL 2w Secretary pro tenn,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
HAWAII BASEBALL LEAGUE.

Following is the standing of the
clubs up to Saturday, July 9th -
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
PART /.

PART I.
Masaniello. ........ .Auber
inale-TannhauSer $50. Wagner
WaltZ-Danube Waves. ..... .Ivanovic
Observation-Disclosures Girl. ..... Balfe
Like no a Like. Moalua. Nua ka
Palai.
PART IL.
Medley-Ye Olden Times. 1900. Boyer
Scottische-Cullege Boys...... Fosga'e
w liz Vienna Chronicle Strauss
Quadrille Tulip tam. .Offenbach
Hawaii Ponoi.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08

NATIONAL LEAGUE.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
SIGNS OF WAR.

Large quantities of gold coin from
South America are passing through
Antwerp for Russia and Austria, the
same as in the Franco-G German war.
The French Government has or
dered inquiry concerning the recent
large purchases of cattle in Savoy for
shipment to Germany.
England has declined TO guarantee
the evacuation Of Egypt, which was
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-07-08
NOTICE.

THE Steamer "KINAU"
<TfH6 J. will leave Honolulu
SSr for the Volcano, FRIDAY,
uly 18th, at 2 o'clock p. NJ, returning
Saturday, July 20 h.
294 At WILDER'S S. S. co.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-02-28
Gin &atiermprt.

&aiier Tbecooitus Der GrpBe i&rieb
chit an ieinen eriten Minilter &ufinus:
uSDateSemanS bon unirer 9eripn ober
BON unieler &esieruns fdle9t reoer, 10
tpDlen mir nidt, baB er beBbalb beitraR
tpirb. 9enn tbut er es ans 2ei4tiinn,
barn mlB man iib bariiber bintpess
ieben; thut ct es aus Narrbeit, bann
1T CT 81 bebauern ; tbut CT es, Inn inns
81 ~beleibisen, raim mtB man ibm bera
seibeil." @abrbaft golpene @prte ; c.
nil inns ideinei,, 3egierunD ur,o rlntera
tbanen tpiiroen picl 9etuinnen- uno bic
seielidaftliden 3uitdnoe wiiroen fi6
beftens geitaltel, tuenn man BON allen
6eiten mad Den i'll oicien id6ncn @pr,
ten ausseiprDdenen@ runoidsen hanoeln
nclte.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-02-28
Sine III. MsTe toahrenS Der
G1rc6enssett.

Die &spDluttou vUnt Sabre 1889
tuar 10 furdtbar an @reisniFm lnb,
beIDnSers inmiiter Der &erbre1en. nit
tuelhen Iie iib bsf.dt bat, bic Mutter
70 oteler mutbppler 0auoIungen, 10
bieIer erbabener Tu9enOen, 6a6 lie eine
unerIA5sHi9e Nuele getpprben lit, aus
tuelder Der moralii6s @elai@tihreiber
tpltbaren Gtof al Gr,dblungen idDpfen
fam. oen tiinftigen @eiGledtern 3ur
8elehrrlng unS &rbamtu9.
SIN Der Ibiidt, Der Susenb cine
&eite bon 8eiipielsu bprsufubren, bic
geeisret ft1,o, erbabene @efibIe unb
fromate Gnti9Iii7e in ibrer 8ruf s1 er.
tueden, beniisen. mir bie1s Auele Inn 10
Iieber, oa aud, tpas fe bietet, ben
@ertt seididtIi&er @abtbeit fir fid
Eat. Dieien 8ertb beiibt audi nad:
ifebenbe feline Grsdblung, tpelGe IN allen
ibren ginselbsiten tuabr inb Elm 8Latt
aus her @eidt1te jener msIldliden
3eit 1T, BON wd4er ieee Sette cine
ernSlc 9ehre enttaIt.
So mar int Sabre 1898, tpp tdglid
a,ebr Sdlo6tppfer fialen, aIs atpei iunse
@eddtste ai9tis, pbne @elb, pbne
8dTe, utne Die serinelfe &enntniB bes
2anbes ltno 1T Der traurigsn l1eber.
ssrsuns, baB man fie eridisBen ipiiroe,
ipeu, Sic in bic Sduoe ibrer 8etfoIser
feIsn, Die Giiten Der 8retagne burHs
irrtcu. Das 8sipuBtletn ibrer mi6lI@en
Sage reruriadte abrisers beu beioen
Stii@tIinsen teine srobe llrribe (: friber
sIr 2eibwa@e bss S6niss setbrenb,
ppa Sertrauea, baS itr Wutb itnen
einFbBte, tnb bur@ Die ensiten Sreunb.
jidaftSbanSe pereiniet, tparen fe ent.
fdloHen, ihr 2eben tbeuer gu pertaufsn,
tirno tuert, tie Ger ueberma9t aud weis
den mii6ten, 10 tatten fe bp1 bic Sc.
itpibbeit, bab fe miteirmSer ferben
tpuroen. Dieier @ehante eab ibnen
inmitten olIer @sfabren, Gntbebrungen
iuno 8eidwercen, oeren lie ;ablcie ani
;ibrem @ese faneen, Srpf un6 Stdrte /;
Ier tpar es aurb. Der fte tibn eeni,s
raaa4te, bpr, 3eit gu 8eit an bic I5ire
eincr siniameu Quite ~ pDGen, Inn
GG5!.a;ss,nI!te.. uno cine 3uFu4tsfdtte
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-02-28
Sbr 2ieben!

Steles ,mb GierIerlei britleet Der
.@anoerer' olip0dentlt6 iei,len 9eiern.
g8as er cntbietet lit lelbltberitdnolid
bauptidhli6 uno suuddit fir Die Grs
wa9suen beifimmt, tpemslei1
fem Snbalt paue 8eoe1fen audi bersSlts
gen6 m~itgetbeilt ltnb BON Der eriten Bis
sur letten Silbe i'm S~amitientreile bpr=
g%eleien iperbei1 fam. 9p ooS> tpoS
mir bisber felber fit ben t@anoerer'
idriebcn lmp alld fernerbin ielbcr idrei=
ben tperoen, iuuroe uno miro aus 2iebe
st u%nierer haitisen Standardization
Stride gcIdrieben ioGte uno ioa in
tbren @eiite geidrieben iein. @em
tpir@egcnidte befdmpften, 10 betdmpitsn
mir nur Die Srrtbiirncr, nid)t Die Mtens
i&M irrtn mir je-lmb mir baIten
lurs fir nidts ipe1iger nls unfebl6ar-
10 uaren mir je0erScit gerne slr 8eri@s
tigunG bereit. g8a3 mir allS Der Sc
Ger @noerer IN Den .@anberer' allInab:
men, iuuroe emitlid, eepriift, unb III
Iaem tpurben unadidtli6 icne Stels
len a,iSgemer;t, our9 ipeld)e oas 9ldus
bi9ite @emiltb mo 5artelte S@amge-
fGlbl Ii6 irgeuOwie 6dtte perleet fablen
fDnnen. Gu iperoen mir in Mlem audi
fernerbin tbun.
9nnlit Der e@nnoerer' mebr mod OILS
biSber 1T fotbpliiebct b%eutitben Salni.
lien ci1 genie tpilLtonmtener Sreuno iei,
brinBen mir inter pbiSer ueberl6rift
fDrtan = il nah Dem luRS SIR &erfi9'
ltng 1teGenben 9taun!e beg Glattes =
lnter9oltenbeS un6 8ele9=
renbe8 fir bic Su8enb> III
Der Itii6t, osriel6en aQ8emeine Sebren
in einSeIlcn 8eiipie!en arldouli9 at
mnd5eI1, i9r finblicbe Gbrfur6t, 2iebe
ulb 0ant6atfeit, 8ertraucn uno @eGors
lam gcgeu Gott, Greltoc am @uten,
&6l1eu ppr Dem 95ien, Srpf I'M 9eis
Den einsufloBen> fin bns fiiniti9e Sprt=
furulnen i'll Der @elt milfDmmene@ infe
gu geben. Stern uno Grsieber, gebet
@lren Sin6em unb GAuttefo9lenen
Die u9unter @o6en; lelst Tie np6l auG
iel6er ! 0u> Iiebe Sugcno, mimi bic
ielben Fin al8 idlidteS Geident bes
@moer8maneS, Der e8 nit Dir cbenlp
gut meint tpie nit ben @rpEen rni6 Dir
bartnen fir 0eine Ssier1tunoeu aus
9anSem 0ersen cine augenebme m,b Mtg
Iide l%lnterbnItrmg bietel mDdte perz
f4mdbe e& nidt, Bidder unb Sdrifta1
In iener Sprade Su leien, pslde
Define Gltern ipre@en, ipemglei9 ielbe
nidt Die 2onoesiprode lit. MGte bpd
Die tbattrdftigen entIAFplIenen unb ppfcr.
tuiIi9en beutidenaatbolifen; Iei beltrebt.
Die IdDne, marfige, beutife Sprade,
10 oicl ais gu nun farm1t, Dir an5teig.
iler, i'm ~reifercn Sitter ipirit Ou balm
einieben, mie piel beren &enntniB Dir
1uibt iodine Did nttt, nit Seinen
Sreltnceu uno Mlter8SenpiIen m,9 betm
GerteIr Did Der Mlltteriprade Oeiner
Gltern 81 bcSienrn!
MQcn ieinen lieben Sreunoen, @rpB
uno Slein, III Staot unb Sano, entbie=
tet Die belten @riibe
Der @mberer'.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-02-28

@te Der Geidtbum lit Elm @aud,
aarm bid mander SdOrnitein lebre,i ;
Cob luib Silber fog binaut
9iuB wirc man berlmtertebrsn.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-02-28

Bntnfe @abem
fir Sic
ltehtr Bleiura
ltno sic
9rpBen 2te6en.
@eIamraeIt uno entboten noin .Ssanoerer.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-03
A Remarkable Plant.

Palgrave, in his work on Central
and eastern Arabia, mentions a
plant whose seeds produce effects
analogous to those of laughing gas
The plant is a native of Arabia. A
dwarf variety is found at Kasum. and
another variety at Oman, which at
tains height of from three to four
feet, with woody stems, widespreading
branches and green foliage. The
flowers are produced in clusters and
are yellow in color. The seed pods
contain two or three black seeds of the
size and shape OF French bean.
Their flavor is little like that of
opium, the taste is sweet and the odor
from them produces a sickening sensa-
ton and is slightly offensive.
These seeds, when pulverized and
taken in small doses operate upon a
person in very peculiar manner. He
begins to laugh loudly and boisterously
and then sings, dances and cuts up all
kinds of fantastic capers. The effect
continues about an hour, and the
patient is extremely comical. When
the excitement ceases the exhausted
individual falls into dead sleep which
continues for an hour or more, and
when he awakens he is utterly ua-
conscious that any such demonstra.
tons have been made by him.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-03
A Painless Cat-Killer.

Mr.. c. c. Sibley, rising young
electrician, has conferred a benefac-
ton on humanity by inventing an
electric cat teaser.' II is designed to
lure the nocturnal destroyer of SUM
Der into its deadly embrace while he
is under the influence of n delusion
that betrays strong men as we'll as
cats to their doom-the delusion that
something worth having is to be at
tanned with ease. The supremacy de-
sirable thing to the midnight cat is to
get into the adjoining yard, from
which he is ordinarily separated by a
high fence with ornaments of spikes
at the top. Mr.. Sibley's apparatus
contemplates an inviting hole in the
fence down near the ground and Just
large enough for the cat to crawl
through, with what may be expected
to be an affectionate squeeze on the
part of the fence. just here is where
the cat strikes snag. There is an
electric battery buried at the foot of
the fence, and positive and negative
poles confront the hole. When the
cat is about half way through the hole
its whiskers caress one pole of the bat
terry and its tail the other; the circuit
Is completed, and the animal goes by
telegraph to the happy hunting grounds
whence no bone of any traveller re-
turns.
As has been remarked before, there
are more ways than one to kill cat,
and the Sibley electric cat-trap is the
air line to that devoutly wished for
conSummation.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-03

Without doubt the handsomest man
employed on the Brooklyn bridge is
the gallant and agreeable Sergt. Ed
ward Phillips, who has full charge of
the police force during the absence of
Capt. Ward, says the New York
Herald.
Sergt. Phillips is quite tall. erect in
his carriage, has broad shoulders, an
intellectual head, sports large and
very black mustache and is sometimes
called the Adonis of the Bridge by
many of the giddy girls who use that
great thoroughfare. But with all his
good looks he is of modest and re-
firing disposition, and is never happier
than when writing on the blotter or
telling a story. He is a capital story
teller and never tires of putting new
life into chestnuts.
But on the second day of the recent
centennial he was completely knocked
out, or, to use his own words, he was
never more tired in his life. His trouble
was caused by an old man, whom
Sergt. Phillips designated as a hay
seed. 1t came about in this way:
Sergt. Phillips had left his uniform
at the bridge office and was walking
down Washington street when an
elderly man, carrying an old-fashioned
valise. approached him and said, my
friend, I'm stranger here and desire
to 60 to the bridge; can you tell me in
which direction | must gop"
Most assuredly," replied Phillips.
"Pm going to the bridge now, and if
you come with me I'll show you how to
get there"
but was evidently footsore and tired.
"Allow me to carry your valise,"
said Phillips, who. by the way, locked
as if lie might have been a church
deacon by the neatness of his dress.
The valise changed hands, and then
Phillips asked the old man what his
name was. The query was the straw
that broke the came's back, as it were.
The old man stood still and eyed the
gallant sergeant, and after sizing him
up from head to foot quietly took his
valise out of the sergeant's hand and
said in tones that grated harshly upon
Sergeant Phillips ears: "Oh, no; I
guess not. | came all the way from
Maine, but | read the newspapers and
know all about the methods of the
bunco-steerers, and | know that you
can't take me in. No, sir; not if l
know myself. Good-dav, sir; but the
next time you try to catch a country
man don't be SO polite. l knows all
about YOU"
After getting off this little speech
the hayseed left the sergeant, who
stood still for several minutes before
he could recover himself. But Phillips
was angry during the centennial and
| heard him remark that at the next
centennial he would be "blowed fust'
before he would try to assist any old
''sawed off, country-man.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-03
AN EMINENT MINNESOTA JUDGE

DEAR SIR: I have been very much
opposed to patent medicines and consid-
cred them universal humbug, with but
very few exceptions. At various times
1 have been troubled great deal with
my lungs, more particularly during the
winter. About year ago was suffer
ing with an attack brought on by vic.
lent cold. I was advised by friend to
try bottle of your White Wine of Tar
Syrup. 1t helped me in very few
hours. used but one bottle and now
my lungs are stronger than they have
been for years. l would cheerfnily re-
commend it to members Of the bar that
are IN any way troubled with threat or
lnng diseases. JUDGE NJ. b KooN.
Minneapolis, MINI. 81
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-03
THE NEW DISCOVERY.

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Henry Hinrichs Drugstore.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1889-10-03
A SOUND LEGAL, OPINION

E. Bainbridge, Muddy Esq, Clay Co,
Tex. says: "Have used Electric Bitters
with most happy results. Ny brother
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~ use of this medicine. Am satisfied
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This great remedy will ward off, as
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