Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-09-06
LIGHT MOODS.
One out OF o thousand--ooa

A DRIVING ..raile-Coacb;na
THERE is one good thing about r..
He noses business. Pig
A MAN never begins to show he
per until he loses it. 'e'ii'
EVEN when a ship parts viii
anchor she still keeps her hold ~ LEI
WHEN is woman's hair lilo
feated pugilist? When it is a ms oe-
IT'S all right to have flies on . s..
but they shouldn't be located on ~
players. '''s
THIEVES do not have very cas-, w..
of it. notwithstanding they take n, As
so easy.
Down in front-the mnstacho,
gilded youths in the first row Of ornh.
ira chairs.
PLENTY of sleep is conducive =,
beauty. Even a garment looks wow
when it loses its nap.
THERE is not much sentiment alor4
Chinese laundryman, yet he ,,s;,S
wrings mems bosoms.
II is fly time with the dishonest O..
ier when he thinks his speculation, ,ra
on the eve of being discovered.
IT is somewhat remarkable that A,
most devoted wives appear against no;,
husbands-when both walk together
The Troy Times wastes word, ),
speaking of "two calves and dude ,
when three calves would express n.
same idea.
a New JERSEY minister is also a Inc.
tice of the peace. This ought to enaL,e
him to add-minister justice in an 90.
ceptable manner.
WHEN everything appears unusually
fresh, we say the season is forward and
when person is unusually forward NO
say he is too fresh.
SRIa1PY says. for girl to cut fel
low and pretend never to have see,
him, fifteen minutes after lie has been
introduced to her, is Gntro) deucea mean
The Chicago idea-"Will you Share
my lot with me?' asked he of the real
estate agents daughter. "What is it |
worth foot?" calmly inquired tile
sweet creature.
A CLUB Conversational is an Out;
rage on old Speedwell's memory that
his son had the tails of his horse,
locked so soon after his DEATH" ":.ll
yet it can hardly be called an insult to
his Names"
AND oh, Uncle Silas, I had such
lovely time last Summer. -Four otLe,
Vassar girls and myself took tramp
through the Catskills." "Um-m-n
But do you believe, Elizabeth, that tie
tramp enjoyed it?"
MIR. JoNEs-I suppose, Miss Davis
you have read the works of all of on
popular writer's, such as Lord Bym,
SC. Miss Davis-Oh, yes! but
course I gummed up the pages Of all
the naughty parts.
IF promoters Of Western land scheme
when sending their prospectuses to Nh
Redundancy, would kindly refrain /
from sticking the postage stamps 50
firmly on the return envelope they
would confer great favor upon q
worthy individual.
In Shooting Gallery Clarence
No, l don't care to shoot any of thost
clay pipes. I'll go for the target
Adolphus-But the pipes are the hes!
practice. Clarence-Nevertheless, lob
ject to hitting the pipe. A great many
people have died from the effects lately.
Mrs. BROWN had just left the room
with hammer and nail in her hand A
moment later an awful yell was heard
Does your mother always make a;
much noise as that when she strike
nail?" asked Merritt. "Ies," replied
little Johnnie, when it is her tiaSel
| nail"
A GROCER meets friend at station
in Switzerland. Friend-Hullo! old
chap, who would have expected to have
seen you here! Grocer Well the fact
is, 1 have just got spliced, and am on
my honeymoon. Friend-No, really
1 congratulate you. Do introduce ne
to your wife. Grocer would Win
! pleasure, only I've left her at home 10
look after the shop.
Il GOVERNOR WIID UIIIfELD on
THOGR4PHY.
A good story is told Of Gov. ION
Bennett, now a citizen Of Richmond
| Ind who ,,rosi1ad ovor tho 1astinIeS Oh