Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-12-06
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"A cHAparta1 up-Umbre1,
song ne of grand ur rsnp have
He: will You ba
NO 10 but I'll be 5ss your "s n eso, r j
HE orator who svar,.
was Is arrested for ASSAULT NAKED. ed,
II The l1,s court house is not and nd b
SAD place because so e,J mn nsees
A SIGN on an E;obtn
house sei Tam;lv f1a; anly Lil sse
out. oofs wearh
How IT worked: c,r,.
% been trying the faith a i'er,. :,
Yes; Carper-Cure yon 1aF e. Il
of my faith. '0u' harp
, aYou ~ seem $. at home here ~.
man ma at :, the postoflice to a. rem
Yes replied the latter IT srs s e,,t
SOME men are called :.
merely on account of l tba;. 50
whereas, a child can G clcn onSi :.
moment it is born, 't'cn Its
Power and liberty are Ii. ,
moisture; where they are s'' w,1
single they IRE destructive tnefs
THOMPSON (proudly)-Ro,n;,.
see that gun? NV wife LIN L;yOln n
with that once. Robinson l'i s3
What was she shooting at5 AZ
"M n are made !, =,
quoth Miss Antique. ~Tb al
some chance for you v vasa
cruel response of her youpg :;
M1NKs-Were YOU av.v :, -
mer? Winks-Yes, off aIo,t ~
OF a summer resort. SLOW S 1;d "
the time" waiting for it 10 ~ -
ing" ~ 10 So
TEAcHER-The peacock h.,
eyes in its tail. Boy snn Ma
Away find a seat, but it m nrpt1
pensive for eyeglasses if tho
near-sighted. wv
SERVANT answering bo1n
Bright doesn't care to sec anr
afternoon. Wilkins-But slc'n
l am sure. Servant-No, sha -
she mentioned you in particul.r
WEARY WHISPERS (the tram,
get frightened, madam: I am =,
of the Anti Waste Society. AZ
called ter see if yer didn't want i,
a man to eat up what vittles "
left over. "
A FAcErIous man was taking
at n bar. Observing a view G
on the wall he asked iokingly,
real water?" NO" replied (
tender, the real water is in ii
you hold"
Truth for once: Giles-rm d
that fellow have the small lo9
seemed overwhelmed with al
and said he could never reu
Merritt-That was strange.
you the truth.
LADY OF the house-Now dol
think you could saw a little ",
me? Tramp (who has just d
No, mum; saving that there std
just gave me is all the saving
to do for one day.
On the Eiffcl Tower: Moth
the girls (ecstatically}: My,
high. Pepper Gin a gloom that
to the base of the tower: Vel
OF 1T: Have you seen anyth
Paris this summer thai wasn't
Mrs. BR1NK-Mrs. Klink!
Klink! Your little boy is in o.
stoning our chickens. Mrs.
Horrors! He'll get his fee wet
big, ugly, damp grass. don't
you can't keep your lawn move
Brink.
ADA-Were YOU not afraid
that thunder and lightning
Elsie-No: l was with Mike, y
lately discharged from the Ihl
nue. railroad, and you know
electric fluid never strikes q n
ductor.
THEN AND NOW.
He WIS a man of some account
Ard we'll among his neiahboT5 ST.
For any reasonable amount
His name was good.
He took to drink, and soon his nos
And now Us far us credit goes,
His name is Dennis.
Boston Courier.
"STEwARD," he said feebly,
small hours OF the stormy nigh,
to turn over in his berth. ,
what's that?" "The sailor
sir" ayes, but what dla
Just now" "All well, ST.
what liar!" And then he tafl
and moaned NAL de mes nhoa4
CoNDucroR-That boy cant
than five years old. | shall
charge you half fare for him. ;: !.
flint Enormously looking at MS
No, you won't. It's now oc. .,
boy won't be five years old l u.
7.3O, and we expect to get oil
at exactly 1928. If you charge
thing for that boy Ill report
PATIENCE.
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