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Omaha daily bee., 1889-06-02
D0uhlY llnhhed

Rev. w. T. Smith, presiding elder Of the
Council RlAGs district of the Methodist
church, can now be rightly called REV. DR..
Smith, DID," During the past week the
titles of "Jp." have been falling.upon him
like snowfales. First he received notice
that the University of the Pacific, located in
the Occident, had recognized his ability by
conferrirg. upon him the title Of doctor of
divinity. lp "a day or two later. he was no.
tifed thrSnah Bishop Newman that the Grant
Memorial hjversity, OF Athens, Tenn, had
also giyen NM the title. DIR. Smiths divin-
ity does sn9t need the doctoring that the
double Str30a would indicate. He has
worthily sWlif the honors. During the four
years he haH been on this district the total
number OF members has increased from 4, 400
to 1859, aud-the collections for missions been
swelled from 81, 412 to 81, 1882 year. This
year ten new churches will be added.
Omaha daily bee., 1889-06-02
A shorter Cut 10 Greatn ess.

Chicago Tribune: Caller with GUS
tomary smirk of congratulation Hes
remarkably fine baby, and just as
likely as not he'll be president some
day.
Proud father (shaking his head en-
phatically)-I'm not going to expose
that boy to the uncertainties OF politics.
! intend to apprentice him to Buffalo
Bill.
Omaha daily bee., 1889-06-02

elected officers for the ensuing year as fol-
lows: President, George w. Lininger; first
vicerresideDt q. B. France, of York; Sec
ond vicc-presideut Brad Slaughter. of Al
bion secretary, w. II. Bowen; treasurer,
Chris Hartman, of Omaha. AS the commit
tee authorized TO inspect the various PROPOSE.
tions for locations President Lininger ap-
pointed the following; Brad Slaughter f..
f. White, Judge Post, Chris Hartman and
@. j. Coutant. IL is stated that Mr.. White
represents Plattsmouth Judge Post, York,
and tn at the remainder lean toward Omaha
Danish Brotherhood.
A gentleman connected with this society
writes as follows:
From time to time there have appeared in
your valuable paper bits of Information about
the Danish societies In this city which have
been so far Incorrect, as the Danish society
has received credit for what does not right
fully belong TO 1t. This is the case with the
new Danish cemetery, which does not belong
to the Danish society, but to the Danish
brotherhood-two entirely different organi-
zatious, although their members are iden-
tcal
''rhe Danish society, or organization, Is a
local enterprise, founded in 1872, on social
principles, while 1t has been its good fortune
from the start to be able TO add benevoleuts,
sick and death benefits to its inducements for
membership. This society is the owner of the
Washington hall building on Eighteenth and
Harney streets. Though the project of buy
ing grounds for cemetery often has been
brought up and discussed in the society, for
some reason or other the project never pro-
gressed.
"The DANISH Brotherhood is q secret So
ciety formed on the principles of benevo-
lence, sick benefit and mutual life Insurance.
and lodges belonging to this order are to be
found in every city in the United States
where the Danish nationality Is we'll repre-
sented. There are in Omaha two lodges be-
longing to this order, which are known as
Danish Brotherhood lodget Nos. 1 and 10.
Although, as before said, the most friendly
relationship exists between the Danish SO.
ciety and the Danish brotherhood, the work
lngs of the two bodies and their interests Gre
80 different that 1t is best and most sats fac
tory to have distinctiyn obseryed.".
Omaha daily bee., 1889-06-02
Humanity triumphant.

Chicago Tribune: - would like to
rent the largest room on the second
floor Of your livery stable for the pur-
pose of instructing brass band just
organizing"
should be glad To let.you have the room,
sir, but rs member OF the Society for
the Prevention OF Cruelty to Animals
it is my duty to tell you that if you don't
get out OF here in just ten seconds by
the watch | will have you kicked out,
you heartless wretchl"
Omaha daily bee., 1889-06-02

The apple caterpillar will soon be at
work. A spray made by adding quart
OF kerosene to quart OF strong soap
suds will destroy them, especially il APP
piled two or three times.
Omaha daily bee., 1889-06-02
A Comparison.

1t was great task for the trustees Of
Williams college to ill the chair once occu.
pied oy the grand old man, Mark Hopkins.
selection in Prof. John h. Russell of Yale.
Omaha daily bee., 1889-06-02

masOns.
The board OF directors OF the Masonic home
Omaha daily bee., 1889-06-02


Modern Woodmen.
There will be substituted for the regular
meeting Of No 100 Wednesday, in A. o. U.
w. hall, at the corner of Fifteenth and Far
nam streets, social entertainment, and to
II are cordially hidden all members of the
order, their wives and sweethearts.
The lodge at Red Cloud gave another EN-
Soyable banquet Monday night at the close
Of its exercises. Twenty five new members
were initiated into the mysteries of the order
during the evening,
I. q. q. n.
AT the meeting of the South Omaha lodge,
Mo. l4s, Monday evening, j. A. Silver was
elected N. G., and Zlba Crawford V. a.
They win be installed July /. Messrs. John
I'll. Johnson, p. c., and William y. Ander-
eon. +. g.. We're elected representatives 10
the grand lodge.
masOns.
The board of directors of the Masonic home
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05
a House Elevator.

The ingenious plan proposed by a
Berlin inventor of Il simple and mex
pensive elevator for private dwellings
in place of the ordinary staircase, has
attracted some attention as n lonm-felt
desidcratum. 1t is on the principle
Of the inclined railway, and the motive
power is furnished BY the city water.
which is applied in the cellar; each
light has its separate chair, SO that,
for example, one person can ascend
from the first story while another is on
his way from the second To the third,
or still another is descending from the
fifth to the fourth. The chair. being
only of the width of the human body,
requires but little space, and sill
leaves a free passage for any who wish
to walk up or down, instead of riding.
1t is set in motion by a simple pressure
upon one OF its arms, while after it has
been used 1T slides back to the bottom.
step, its descent being regulated in
such Il manucr that the carrying of a
passenger is Il matter of entire safety.
The motive power is. of course, more
or less expensive. according to The cost
of water, This being, it is stated. in
Berlin. at the rate oi n little more than
onc-tenth of II cent Only for each trip.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

the worshippers. These are made on
what is known as the envelope system,
e. n parishoncr pledging himself a
certain weekly payment. whether
present or absent. The subscribers at
st. Georges number over 700, the con-
tributions ranging from 3 cents TO $40
a Sunday. and the total amount being
over $4,000 a year, an income that
few churches are able to obtain from
renting the pews.
Lexington, Ga. can boast of the
most unique club house in the world.
The young men of that town built a
log hut, which they chinked with clay,
making it as snug and tight as a pal
ace. At m end is an enormous open
fireplace feeding up to u primitive
chimney. The club, which embraces
the best young men, has q weekly sup
per. The day before the supper a
huge fire is built in the fireplace, and
the next evening there is Il bed of
Goals and ashes that 4 king might
envy. The birds, fish, 'possum and
oysters are cooked in the glowing
ashes, and some wonderful bits of gas
tronolnV they turn out.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05
A Spartan at Poker.

New Orleans Picayune: At a roulette
table in Boston, some time back, q man,
evidently a westerner, was betting
heavily against the bank. His luck
was bad. on the whole, and he
made a great fuss every time he lost. In
the seat next him was an elderly person
with a grizzled beard, who wore his
slouched hat over his eyes, his right hand
thrust into the breast of his coat. He
was losing enormously, but said nothing,
and no emotion exhibited itself on his
face.
"Confound 1tp' the visitor from the
west exclaimed as he pulled in a good
sized stake, that's the first bet I've won
for two hours. never Jaw such luck in
my life. never didH' Then turning
to the man with the SLOUGH hat, he broke
out with: Il saytare you made of stone
or ice? l haven't seen you win a bet
since came in and you must have lost a
pile. You sit there like en- Egyptian
mummy and never a word escapes you
The elderly man with the griazled
beard smiled a CHASTITY smile. Then
drawing out his hand from the bosom of
his coat, he showed five long, horny
fingers covered with blood. He had been
tearing his flesh beneath his garments
with his nails.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05
Consult Your Wife.

Two gentlemen were talking about
4 business enterprise, in which, though
it involved some pecuniary risk, they
were strongly inclined to embark.
Finally one of them remarked: II
must consult my wife before decide"
''Whym exclaimed the other, sis she
boss?' NO, was the calm reply,
"neither am !. We are II well-matchcd
team; and we don't drive tandem. My
wife is us much interested in the well
fare of our family as /, am she has IA
right to have a voice in the investment
of IL little property There is moth
ing more than Justice in this view of
matrimonial obligation, especially in
the case of poor or only moderately
well-to-do families-and these com
prise an overwhelmingly large pro-
portion of the families in this country
where n slight increase or diminution
of the annual earnings would be felt
alike by every member. The wife, who
labored in the home to earn or to save,
while the husband has labored in the
field, the shop, or the couuting-room,
is justly a partner in his earnings and
their savings, and should share in all
his plans of disposiug of their small
accumulations, so as to make them
more productive if AL goes well.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05
LUCKY Carriage Painter

r. L. Malone has just returned from
Greenville, where he has been receiving
the congratulations of his friends
on his great good luck. He held
one-twentieth Of ticket Ne. II, 100, which
drew the third capital prize Of $50, 600 in
the drawing of the Louisiana State Lot
terry company IN the 18th Of February
and his share, after deducting cost of col.
lectiDg was just 50, 495, as we saw on his
deposit book of the City National Bank.
1t is not every young man who picks ur
such a sum SO easily as this, and he is
co~rrespondingly clated. Mr.. Malone is
young man of about 90 OF
% years of age, a carriage
painter by trade, and has neve
bought many tickets in the Louislans
State Lottery, though he says he pro
poses to stick to itnow as long rs he has c
dollar TO spare. He is a pleasant, easy
good-natured fellow. and has been en-
joying himself since his sudden access o.
wealth.-Gritin, Ga, News, March g..
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05
How Jim MiSjudged Il Stranger.

YES, I'm in mourning" said the
man, as he carefully removed his hat
and gazed at the piece of Grape which
hid the band. '.It's for my brother
Jim, who was planted about five
months ago"
Sick long?'
Not Il minnit.'
accidentally killed, them"
You might call it accident, but il
wasn't. 1t was a ease of misleading
human naturc.n
The man tcndcrly brushed some dus'
oil the Grape, put on his hat, and after
getting good and ready started Out
with:
ME and Jim had q ranch on the
Republican River, out in Kansas. !
didn't amount to much, but jim was 4
dandy. Could Judge q boss Or Il steer
a mile off. He could size up a man as
quick as you can halve an apple,
Didn't know what fear was, and III,
1njuns was as afraid OF him rs death
We put up IL $500 monument at his
grave, and you a Judge by that he
must have been a pretty good man.
"Wcli?:n
''Well late last fall, when we had
Il stock sale at the ranch, Il sort OF
tramp chap came along and got in
Jim's way. jim II over him and
they had some words. The tramp
wanted to fight, and the boys put jim
up to skcer the liver ont of him. I'm
free TO say | didn't like the %fcllcr's
looks. There was sumtlin' back of his
everyday look, which had Il CLEAN OF
danger in it. jim sized him up for 4
runner, and when l said the chap
would fight, Jim whispered:
'Pete, We never knew me to be
wrong. Ill skeer him till all his hal
l~ooscns at the roots.n
10 make q great spread of it, the
boys fastened the two together by
their left arms and gave each a bowie
knife. They thought the tramp woult
back water when it came to the tying
but lie didn't. He was right thar anC
didn't even turn pale. 1t was agreed
that they should fight at the word, and
the word was held five minutes to lie
the tramp wilt. He stood like a rock,
and Jim couldn't back. you see, with
out losing character"
Hh' MY louShls
alt wasn't much of Il fight. jim
was as handy with the knife as any
man within Il hundred miles, but h,
stood no show in that rumpus. The
word was given, the tramp made
lightning motion. and the next bling
I see was Jim dead on tho grass, hi.
head cut almost off. Thar wasn't blu
one lick struck"
"And-and what?"
Nothing, much. The tramp ontiet
hisself and walked off, as cool as j;
bari of ice, and we planted Jim on
knoll back of the mule PEN
'What did the crowd say?"
"Said that my brother Jim had bet
ter stuck to readin' the character o
mules and steers, and let stranger!
alone, and agreed. I'm in mournin!
for jim, but 1 allow that he bit OF
morc'n he could chaw. and he should
Mt Il done il. Grape looks well OF
mo~use-color, don't IL: It's II remindc
that in the midst of life we may bari
up the wrong tree"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

oats alone. Sow about one.quarter of
the seed wheat and three-tourths oais,
will be found the best proportion. A
good many farmers are practicing this
plan OF mixing seed, and all, without an
exception SO far as heard from, are more
than pleased with the results obtained,
claiming not only a better feed but a
heavier crop. OF course, due allowance
should be made for the extra richness of
this mixed grain in measuring out the
amount for an animal. Let us have a
large number of experiments on this line
this year.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

Most men, otherwise strong in body and
mind, will become unhappy and break down
when afflicted with rheumatism. IL they
would only try Salvation OH they would find
relief at once. Price 25c.
All the keys OF Windsor Castle were re-
Gently stolen, but even this does not interior,
with the rapid sale of DR.. Bull's Cough Syrup
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

Liver Oil on account OF its unpleasant taste
This difficulty has bacn overcome in ScoTr'.
EMULSION OF Cod Liver OIL with Hypophos
uhites. 1t being as palstable as milk, aud thl
most valuable remedy known for the treat
ment of Consumption, Scrolula and Bron
,hitis, General Debility, Wasting Diseases O
Children, Chronic Coughs and Colds, ha,
caused physicians in NIL parts of the world t,
use 1t. Physlcifns report our little patients
take 1t with n easure. Try Scott's Emusic,
and be convinced,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05
Communion Surely CuSed.

To the Editor:-plcase inform your cad
rs that l have q positive remedy for con
sumption. BY its timely use thousands O
hopeless cs ses have been permanently curec
| shall be glad to send two bottles Of N
remedy free to any OF your readcrs who hav
consumption If they will send ne their es
press and postofire address. Respectful
I. A. sLOCUM, NJ. c., 1s1 Pearl ST., N. Y.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05
A Joke in a Dead Language.

Binghampton Republican: Bobby
proud of his progress in Latinl-Pop,
what's the Latin for people?
Father don't know.
Bobby Qoudly)-Populi.
Father tfiercely)-What do you mean,
you young scampl Lie, do I? By the
Piper, lad, I've half a notion to haste
you.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

"Where does Mr.. jenkins live, and
how old are you, my dear:'n he asked
of the pretty attendant at the apart.
ment hotel-and dcmurely look'ag in
to the pockets of her apron she an
swcrcd, ''Suite l6, sir"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

"A whale ninety feet long, the first seer
there for twenty years, lately went ashore In
the Copenhagen sound and was killed. 1t,
-keleton is to be forwarded to the Copenha-
gan JnNerup,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

"A Grand Rapids man, who was arrested
Tor gambling, alleged that he had lost all hi
money, and bet his clothes and lost them, ant
was sleeping in the gamblingroom for shelte
when pulled.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

II 50, you are making quite a mistake. Bet
ter hustle around aud turn up something for
yourself, B. f. johnson & Co., OF Richmond,
Va, can give you a pointer in that direction
that will help sou wonderfully.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

The question of female physicians has
been settled IN Russia in the affirmative, with
the stipulation that ladies shalt only attend
on adults Of their own sex and on children of
both sexes.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

"A verdict rendered in the court of as.
sizes OF the Seine has just been set aside and
a new trial ordered because the foreman Of
the jury spelled the word majority with
a so -
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05
Mixing wheat and Oats.

1t Is a pretty well established fact that
a mixed crop of oats will make more
feed to the acre, and a better feed than
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

Children were baptized by immersion
through a j hole in the ice at Alma, Mich, ont
bitter cold day lately, aud there is much Sc
we're comment on the reckless performance.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

-Salvini recently presented his compli-
ments to Bernhard in the shape of a large
silver vase. ensmeled in many colors, and
f'ei with the rarcst flowers he could find in
Italy.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

II afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Issa,
T%hoInpson'e Eye Water. Druggists sell it
Ok,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

A Connecl,ut newspaper, speaking OF
American laties who have married British
noblemen, refers to "the duchess Of Marl
borough, nee Widow Hammersley."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

AYE s@6y sss s!cI, we Essa sse Cfsso,ss,
Hhes she w1s a Child, she cried for Castoria,
Whoa els bscAme alH, me chung 70 CastorsA
@asa Els rad Ctds1ren, she gave them Cassos.s
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05
Health is Wealth

DIR. i. G. VESTS NERVE N BRAIN TREAT
MENr, a guaranteed specific for Hysteria, Dir
Headache, Nervous Prostitution caused by thu
use of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefuiness, Mental
Depression. Softening of the Brain ~resultin.
death. Premature Old Age. Barfenncss, Loss
OF Power in either sex, Involuntary Losses
and SpermatorrhGa caused by over-exertion
Each box contains one months treatment
Sl,0o n box. or six boxes for $500, sent by mai.
prepaid on receipt of price.
WE GUARANTEE SIN BOXES
To cure any case. With each order received
we will send the purchaser our written guar
antce to refund the money if the treatment
does not elect a cure. Guarantees issued only
by s.. HI. WOhAE, sole Agent, Moorefs
Pharmacy, corner Fourth and Pierce Streets,
Sioux City, Iowa.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

The story thai the microbe OF diphtheria
had been discovered by French scientists was
a Paris newspaper canard.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05

70 DYES Gss,, 1';".g H.. s' y. G9.ar,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-05
MzRACULoUs REsToRATDM.

That dainty lady tripping by,
How light her step, how bright her eye,
How fresh her cheek with healthful glow,
Like roses that in Maytime blow
And yet few weeks have passed away
Since she was fading, day by day.
The doctors skill could naught avail;
Weaker sho grew, and thin and pale.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-02-18
Democrat Publishing Co.,

tioning eyes into the future, ten and
twenty years hence, and asking how will
it be then, and will the advancing infirm-
tiles of age find us still begging to borrow
money at Is to q per cent, and still
spending our scant means to induce i'm
migration to come and railroads TO build
mp our waste places? When the car of
Juggernaut i'll its triumphal progress
brushes the bodies of the wretched Hin
doc votaries that strew its way it immo-
lates willing though misguided vic
TINS. But if, as God forbid
any triumphal procession now awaits
the anti-monopoly juggernaut of Texas
demagoguery in its course toward the ex-
ecutive mansion or the national senate
a goOdly proportion of the mangled and
writhing eOrpses left in its pathway will
be those of unwilling victims who fully
realize the folly and crime of the en-
forced sacrifice; and, though their spirits
may not turn, like Caesars, ''raging for
revenge, with Ate by his side come hot
from he'll, - yet their righteous maledic-
tions shall not be in vain, but shall in
these confines with mighty voice cry in
the speedy reign of broader views and
better men. W.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-02-18
PILOT POINT.
Valuable Coal Fields on the Line of the Pilot
Point, Gainesville and Western Railway.

Valuable Coal Fields on the Line of the Pilot
Point, Gainesville and Western Railway.
Special to the Gazette.
PILOT POINT, TEX >. Feb. 17.-Your
correspondent learns tIi4 coal was dis
covered in a well about nine miles from
Pilot Point, on Indian creek, in Cooke
county, near Mountain Springs. Our
informants tates that a stratum of coal
about four feet thick was found at a
depth of fifty feet. A sample of the coal
was tested by Mr.. W. F. Aubrey. one of
our blaeksmiths, who pronounces it a
good article, equal to the MeAllister in the
Territory This coal find is on the direct
line of the Pilot Point, Gainesville
and Western railroad, chartered
about two and half years ago. Should
the prospecting now going forward prove
the existence of coal in paying quantity,
it will assure the building Of the road in
question at an early day.
The child of ] NJ . Inman died of con-
gestion of the brain last night
The protraeted services held at the
Cumberland Presbyterian church during
the past three weeks by the Rev. viii Fl
James have resulted so far IN nineteen
accessions to the Cumberland Presbyte-
rian church, and two to the Methodist
church.
Farmers report much hindrance TO
work by the excessive saturation of the
soil, though where a horse can move
without begging down the plows are
putting IN the oat crop. The acreage is
likely 20 be smaller than usual.
John Derrickson, a former resident of
Pilot Point, passed down the road in
charge of Deputy Marshals Martin and
Dickson, under arrest for the killing OF
Boone MARROW in the territory a few
weeks since
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-02-18
RAILWAY LEGISLATION.
The Relation of Railroads to the Pro-
gresS and Prosperity of Texas.
How the Peoples Interests are Sacrificed to
Prejudice and Demagoguery Broader
Views Necessary.

BA1Rp. TEX. Feb. u. 1883.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-02-18

ssseal of North Carolina Plug Cut is
a delicious smoke
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1889-02-18

To buy furniture cheap visit Maddox &
Ellison.