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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-08-11
sTEUBENVILLE.
an Interesting Letter, Show Ing Events of a
Week.

an Interesting Letter. Show Ing Events of a
Week.
Special Correspondence Of he S6ildcy Register.
SrEUBENvILLE, O., August 10.-Lsst
Thursday night Bee" Walker knocked
an inofensive old German named Billy
Lawrence down as he was about entering
his boarding house on South Fourth street.
About the only object the brGiser had was
to see the man fall. The German was
knocked insensible and lay on the pave
ment for quite while, the blood forming
in a pool under his head.
The middle stacks of tie Acme glass
works will start up tomorrow Monday
when thirty five shops will be put on, and
on the following Monday the entire factory
will 20 on. The new offices will then be
occupied and the old ones edded to the
packing room.
1t was the intention of the property
owners on Upper Market street to get out
an injunction against the extension of the
sewer, bat Contractor Boren stole march
On them Friday morning by putting a
large force of men to work about three
o'clock, go that when the Obstreperous res
idents opened their eyes the street was all
torn up, and they could do nothing bat
lei the work 20 on.
The ambitious Republicans CT this dis
trict are already beginning to talk up the
Congressional contest, but they needn't
worry themselves for Col. Taylor has q
grip on the Office that canrct be lO0sened.
| Fe has passed the third term dagger point
and all is serene with him. Besides lie
! has control Of the Offices In the district,
which gives him big leverage among the
politicians.
". f. Daudsou, wife and family, L. I.
Brownlee and wife, R. c. Turner and wife,
10. B. johnson. Charles Gallagher, Jr.,
and Easter MCGOWAN, Of this city; Mrs.
Teggart and son. Morristown, O., and Ed.
/ Campbell, Wichita, Kan, are at MSskoka
Lake, Ontario, on a fishi excursion.
Sam Gill and wife and Walter Johnson
and will go to the same place later IN the
season.
Charles Y. Gentry, of GallipOlie. &c the
guest of his cousin, Charley Long.
DIR. Mccoy and family are visiting Eela-
tives at Blairsville, Pa.
W.. Jones and VIM. Bell left Thurs
dsy for Kentucky to see the Mammoth
Cave and other wonders.
Misses Angie Hall and Mame Bowly, Of
this city, and Annie Griffith, of Holiday 3
Cove, LETT Thursday for Dear Park. They
were oined at Wheeling by Mics Phillips.
Geo. I. McFsdden and family, Of
Fresno, Gal, who were the guests at the
residence CT II. II. McFadden, left Thurs
day for Canton.
E.E Erskine, Esq, is rusticaing at
his old hone in Springfield township.
J. Gwynn, General Manager of the
Steubenville Gas and Electric Company,
left Thursday for northeastern Ohio on q
visit to relatives and friends.
OAKLAND.
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CLARINGTON.
Personal, Local and General Gossip oil
Especial Interest.

E-ptCtal AnteEthls
Spe,.a. Correspondence Of ne Sunday RegiseT.
CLARmeToN, o, August 1O.-Miss
Clara Pontius, of Cameron, visited Miss
Clara Habermebl this week.
MIS-. Jacob Otto, accompanied by her
son and daughter, visited relatives here
this week
Mrs. Fred. Hsbermehl and daughter
Lucy visited friends near New Martins
Vile few days.
Mr.. Eph. Trem5ly has returned to
PittshuTg.
MI Charles Thomas and family, of West
Wheeling. spent last Sunday here.
Mr. Fred Humpfer and daughter Ella
visited here several days of the past week.
Miss Mary Watson. Of West Wheeling,
visited here this week.
Miss Lizzie Wolfe returned home from
Pittsburg on Tuesday.
Miss Lou Voegler, of Wheeling, is the
guest of Miss Edith Shutty.
G.. W. Hubacher made flying trip to
Wheeling on Thursday.
Mrs. I. NJ. Cressp and two children and
Mics Olive Mczans, all of Uhrichsville,
were with relatives here q few days this
wesk.
Miss Eggermsnn, OF Wheeling, is visit
ing her sister, Mrs. Clark Heath.
Mr.. J. E. ROemer is visiting st Pitts
burg.
The Brunswick fishing club lef5 here
Tuesdsy night for New Msrtinsyile, While
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ILAREsRURE.
The Weeks Gessip Cleaned From 3 Busy
EnlanG Town.

The Weeks Goseip Cleaned From Busy
IRlanG Town.
Special Correspondents o. he Ssal.cs Register.
C-ARKsBURG, August 10. Miss Mar
gares Duff, sister OF Alexander Duff, fell
from the platform o. the Baltimore and
Ohio 2ailroad depot iest Monday and broke
her arm.
Yo1ng Matheny, who was 80 seriously
injured at the Fsrland mines, near the
tunnel, snd who had his les smputated,
died. Mr. podd, whose skull was frae-
tured, is in q critical condition.
An r.alian was srrested here. ca Tuesday
charged with robbery. The preliminary
examination occurred before ". T. Camp.
It became necessary to employ an intepre-
ter as the Italians eOSld not opeak the
English language. The Justice held the
accused 70 answer an indictment.
A bod stealing occurred in tdis city this
week. Mt. G.. NJ Wicks hitched his hone
at the blacksmith shop of Mr..ERsrts,
while be visited other portions Of The city.
In the meanwhile the hOFse was stolen,
and has not yet bsen found or any Gle to
the robbery.
John T 8arris is smiling al Ove- This
time it is q booming big boy, and John
says the only boy in town.
Miss Core Lewis, formerly of this city,
is the guest of Miss Addie Fordyce
Frank Crils is visiting relatives Z the
East.
Miss Matte Pritchard is visiting her
brother IN ta-kersburg.
The Council adopted the new OEdinenc61
prepared by 81. T. Richards and NJ. n
Thompson, Of the Ordinance Committee.
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GRAFTOS.
Sends a Sunday Letter that is Full -of
Good Things.

/ Sends q SUNDAY LetteT lnhl 10 uAA III
Good Things.
Special Correspondence Of the Sunday REGISTER.
GRAFTON, August 1O.-The young ladies
of the F. NJ. SOciety will hold lawn fete
at the Lilly Grove, in West Grafton, on
August 18th.
The remains of Joseph Marum reached
Newburgh, n. Y, on Wednesday night at
II o'clock, and were inferred Thursday,
having been shipped from Berkeley Springs
by Mr.. Thomas McAvay, proprietor of the
Central Hotel here, who was the only
friend who was present when be died.
The Taylor county bar on Wednesday pass
ed resolutions testifying to the worth Of
Mr. Marum as lawyer and citizen.
A number of Grafton business men have
applied for charter and intend to put in
an electric light plant. A peculiarity
about the affair is that nearly all Of the
members of the company hold gas stock,
ard our people think the present steps are
taken in order to scare Others out of the
field and that no dynamo will be pur-
chased.
The Crescent base ball club have chal-
! lenged the Morgantown club for return
game, the stakes to be $500 a side and
gate receipts.
Lee P. Watson, prominent Marion
county attorney, will locate here IN the
near future.
The edict has gone forth and the bridge
will be completed, Judge Hoke having re-
fused 20 grant the injunction asked for
by A. Armstrong and others.
DR.. E. G. Bradford died Friday night az
his home in West Grafton. Deceased was
born in Farquahar county, Va, in 1920,
and at an early age removed to Harrison
county, this State, and from thence he
came to Grafton about fifteen years ago.
He was a Christian gentleman, fond and
loving husband and father, and leaves
hosts of friends to mourn his loss.
The municipal authorities are having a
quantity Of limestone taken out with
which TO mscldsmizs Main street.
E. J. Allen has taken his departure for
Baltimore, where he will try to psss the
ordeal of civil service examination.
The Catholic church has undergone
some much needed repairs.
Nearly 200 people attended the ball
game between Grafton and Morgantown
clubs, at Flirmont, August 81.
Dick White has returned home, having
resigned his position as clerk at Morgan
town.
Harry Beverlin spent Sunday at Fair
mont
W. ". Brannon, one Of Westor's legal
lights, was here this week.
Col. Hagao, of Fairmont, was on cur
streets, Thursday.
Prof. Fleming and family have gone
to Randolph county, on e visit to relatives.
Miss Edith Allen is home from months
soj0urn at Mt Lake Park.
John J. Gilligan ran down from Par
kersburg Sunday, 10 see his family.
VIM. armstrong has gone TO Ohio on
visit to friends.
Hon. J. y. Camden was in ration this
week.
Miss Samantha Britt, OF West Grafton,
is living ST Gesth'a door. 'he result Of mis-
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Young ones. One of she small ones had
two fully developed heads, and has been
preserved in alcohol. The mother was
very ferocious, and made desperatestzug-
gle to save her Young.
Auctionser Geo. Ajax. Jones was en-
gagged selling the Hagerman property, at
the front door Of the court house, yester-
day.
Contractor Harrison has the south abut-
ment nearly finished for the new bridge
over Little Grave creek, and the iron
structure will be placed in position at
once.
Judge Joseph R. PAUL held q special
term of the Circuit Court yesterday and
disposed of considerable chsncery business
which had been in his hands from the last
regular term.
Louis Dressed, the B street baker, Ga
cured the services of domestic fresh from
Germany, last week, whose vocabulary OF
English Is rather limited. She wandered
from home the other evening, and got
around in the yard of Jesse Gamble where
she was noticed by Burr McPeek, who,
thinking che was crszy, and after watching
her msneuvers for half an hour, sent ior
Officer Evans, who attempted to arrest her
bat she played John L. Sullivan and Burt
soon found he had an elephant on his
hands. Louis was sent for and took the
girl under his care.
Presiding Elder Jones viii preach at the
NJ. E. church this, Sabbath evening.
Capt. Lee Aushutz and DR.. r. ". Hall
had an alteration at the Henratta House
Thursday, over some remark Ansnul2
heard the doctor had made detrimental ia
his character. After some hot words had
been exchanged between the two, Anshut2
drew and cooked his revolver and threat
ened to shoot the doctor should he attempt
to raise from his chair. The doctor started
TO get up, bus the interference Of bystand-
ers prevented further trouble. Officer
Evans arrested Anshutz and took him be
fore Justice Criswell, where lie waived
preliminary hearing and WAS bound over
to the October term of Court.
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PIEDMONT.
An Interesting Letter Filled with Cr'sp
News Facts.

An Interesting Letter Filled with Crisp
News Facts.
Special Correspondence Of the Sunday Register
PIEDMONT, W. VA, August lO.-Ine
members of the q. B. Church gave lloe-
raj donation party 10 their pastor, Rev. b
L. Maysilles. Tuesday night
Mr.. VIM. R. Cross, for many years ioie-
man of the new car department, OF the
Baltimore and Ohio machine shops here,
has resigned and Mr.. J. P. William suc'
ceeds him, and has charge of repair shops
also, Mr.. James Tonry has been made as
sistant 10 Mr.. Williams. Mr. Z. W.
Grieves, NJ. G. B., was here Thursday on
business.
Mr.. John Michigan will open shoe
shoe store on Ashfe!d street.
Mr.. J. A. Droege, of Atlanta, Ga, for
merly of this town, was married on the
6th, in that city, to Miss Ella Johnson, Of
that place.
Mr.. Alex. Weir has decided TO sell his
saloon and restarauAt and engage IN some
other business.
The Davis National Bank commences
business Hext Monday. It succeeds the
Bank of Piedmont lis officers are Hon
H. G. Davis, Pr sidsnt; Col. L. B. Davis,
Vice President; Q. B. McCandlish, Clsh-
Ter. observation-disclosures. II. G. and I. b
Davis, S. B. Elkins, .. B. McCan6lish and
Il. G. Buxton.
The town council placed the levy fol
this year at 80 cents On each 500 of real
and personal property.
Mr.. George E Pesrce, the polite tele'
graph operator, has been sick for several
days, but is improving.
A. P. Laughlin's new hotel IN Western
port is about completed.
The freight platform at the B. & q. sts
tiOn here is being renewed.
The fret train from Cumberland tC
Elkins over the West Virginia Central will
be run tomorrow. TIE new time table
goes into effect Monday, and hereafter
Davis, W. Va, will be or a branch road
This read is doing an immense business
which is gradaslly increasing.
The colored people held a picnic last
Tuesday for III. benefit of the colored Nj
E. Church, winch netted $40. The col
ored Old Fellows will hold picnic here
August Doth.
W III. AuhIlsf II l6AiS OipY eOH Va DSN-
Adams, who lives three miles from here
died from snake bite this week. He wat
gathering ihuckleberries wien large rat
tie snake bit him in the heel, and ne only
lived few hours.
Mrs DR.. l. Eugle is visiting friends a
Wellersburg, Pa.
Mr.. ". H. Neal and Mrs. Blake Ware
have been spending some time at Romney
A large number of persons are sick.
John Ls0ge, miner in Hampshire mine
had an ankle badly hurt this week by fall
ing slate.
Two "youug bicods" paid $l3 apiece
into the town treasury for breaking TIL
peace-snd one Of their heads.
Jos. p Gleason has been or business e.
Baltimore sor several days.
Mr.. J. Holmes Houck has been reap
pointed postal clerk on the West Virgins
Central from Cumberland, Md, TO Eikins
w. Va.
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ROWLEsBURG.
A Short But Interesting Bud
Sunday.

A Short But Interesting Bud
Special Correspondence Of the Sunday Rsea.
RowLEsBURG, August 10.-MisS
Fleming, of Newburg, W. Va, W.
been visiting fiends here for Il, ?
week, returned home on MONDAY -
panied by Miss Maggie Damn.
Misses Addie and Lille Morris, or.
wood, were the guests of Mrs. Jo.srs =
nan a few days last week.
Miss Annie Gilmore and Timo.6,v
nv, of Piedmont, are visiting their -, ~
Timothy Gilmore, Of this place. %
Miss Abbie Shoch has been Conf,
her room.for the past week with nss.''
Mrs. James Amman, Of Keyse.. +. g
ing friends in town. 20
The civil engineers are maxine
progress in surveying the route +. ~
"Marsden Railroad" They b,vs e
headquarters now at Albriehtsylls q
teen miles northwest from til. y
The survey is permanent one. trs 20 20
line being staked and the GRADING ~. -
being put down, making it geady ~ q, I
men to begin with picks and shoy.', :
line of road is twenty feet a5ay. q
years high water mark. TIE p,,s.S
far is not over twenty-five feet to M
There was basket picnic on t5s - -
south of town on Tuesday. Tie =,
consisted of the following ladie, ana
tlemen: Mr.. and Mrs. y. W. Sbocs &
Mrs. G. F. Shank, Mrs. Besan, N. )
Corniff, Misses Nellie and Blarchs -
Julia Gilmore, Sallie Ryan ana DE-.
if; Messrs. BERNARD Besant. Rev A 5,~
George Snoch, Timothy Gilmore e
Shoch and p. A., J. J. and NJ J 6.s
kid" Ford and George Fup,sr -
panied by Miss Hattie Cartnai' nj
rick, Nd, Joined the pariyin tie 49,
The amusements were cgoqus. n'sv,(
swinging, card1, 81. F'
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passing town they treated us to a grand
display of fireworks. =.
Mr.. Chas. Cramer, of Pittsburg, is
spending few weeks vacation st this
Miss Luella Neff, of New Castle, is visit
inc her sister, Mrs. W. A. Rutledge. D..
TIE Crescent Star base ball club played
the Moundsville team and umpire al
Noundsville last Saturday. The game
was called at the end of the seventh inning
that the Stars might catch the Darlington
packet. Score, Stars Is, Moundsviile II.
The I. o. o. F. lodge attended the iu-
neral of Samuel Fish, at Powhatan, Thurs
day.
The reunion to be held here next week
promises to be one of the grandest affairs
every held in Darlington. The orders VIII
all take part. Don't forget the date, Au-
gust 18th, 18th and 16lh.
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FROM OUR NEIGHBORS
MANY KINDS OF NBwS FROM NEARBY
TOWNS.
TIE Registers Alert Correspondents Gather and
Cortslss Il All f.r the Ssrtay Page
A Complete Mirror O. he
Week.
PARRERsBUEG.

a Resume Of the Events OF the Past Seven
DAYS
Special Correspondence o. ne SrriGy Register.
PARKERsBURG, August 1O.-Rev. DR..
George Z. Hite has returned from King
wood.
Capt. W. A. McCcsh and DR.. Guthrie,
are home from sn extended European trip.
Mrs. John Robinson and her charming
daughter, Miss Sadie, have gone on q west
ern trip
A party Of twelve society young people,
viz. Misses Emma Neal, Mamie Gambrill,
Matte smith, Nellie Cook, Nellie Covert
and Pink Smith, ard Messrs Bandy,
Bukey. Blockford, Neal, Muhleman and
Hawkins had a picaic up the Ohio, Thurs
day night
Miss Matte Smith is visiting in Penn
sylvania.
Miss Kate Smith i1 the guest Of Clarks-
burg friends.
Miss Mabel Nsiswandev is home from
Grafton.
Senator Camden and Judge John J.
jackson are home from their trip to the
seashore.
The recently organized Confederate
camp csllsi;seli Camp Jenkins" in honor
of the late Gen. Aired jenkins. 1t al
ready has a membership Of more than a
hundred, among them being many OF our
most prominent cec. The officers are as
follOws c. c. Martin, Commander; Nj.
Clark, First Lieutenant Commander; J. L.
Ieaman. cond Lieutenant Commander
j. II. Wright, Third Lieutenant Comman-
der; ". II. May cry, ACjutant; J. J. Og
den, Treasurer; W. J. Robinson, QdaIter-
master; DR.. I. A. harris. Surgeon; Rev. j.
III. Spence, Chaplain Paul Neal, Officer OF
the Day; ". G. Eult, Sergeant Major; B.
o. Rule, Vidette; John Trainor, Colo: Ser
geant; NJ. Tare, Color Guard: A. N. lay
lor. Second Color Ggard.
Executive Committee. J. x. Mehen,
chairman; :. T. Frost and O. Il Tanner.
The Prkersburg Choral Society has
elected the following Oicers for the en-
suing year, Musical Director, Chss. II.
Bukey; President, l. @. Heile; 1st Vice
President, J. c. tealey; % Nice-Presi
dent, Mrs. Walker; Il Yice-President,
Miss Ki1nie Smith; Sectary, \. b. Yeard-
ley; Treasurer A. j.. Erendy; Board of Di
rectors, Mrs. =. T. Tsvecner, Miss Matte
Smith, Fred SlahlmRcu and y. b. Yeard
lev.
Judge Jackson and Capt. O. B. Smith
have been notified to appear either in per
son or by counsel next Tuesday at Wash
ingtOn to determine what portions of the
dispositions taken they desire printed.
Handsome Dick Camden Is home
from ST. Pail, and the girls hearts are all
in a futter.
Squire Charlie Nsgll of Volcano, is a
great bird fancieT, ard has probably the
best housing pigeons n tle State. -Four
of them have been set free twice this week
at Athens, Ohio and made the flight to
their loft IN hOSr and s. minutes.
Gordon Lang is home from the West.
Miss Joe Eycns has been succeeded aa
night operator at The telephone station by
Mrs. Carrie Tavenner. Miss Bessie Kenney
is the day operate, and IS almost perfect il
that business.
Mr.. BoOfma1, one O. the city mail car
riers, died this weel.
a great deal OF Stree; paving is being
done.
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OAKLAND.
West VIrgInIs People Enjoying Themselves
on tie Mountain Top.

on tie Mountain Top.
Special Correspondence Of hs sunday Register.
OAKLAND, M, August 1O.-Cardinal
Gibbons and Major Hill, ofBaltimore drove
over from Deer Park yesterday evening and
called on Father Mattingly, Of st. Peters
church.
Quite number of our people attended
the grand ball AID supper given at the
Daer Park Eotel laat night. The Oakland
Hotel Orchestra assisted the Deer Park Or
chestra with the music.
Henry E. AlvOrd. President of Mary
land Agricultural College, delivered lee
ture on practical Farming" to an an au-
dience composed of the prominent farmers
Of Garrett county, il Odeit's Hal las.
Eight.
Among the new arrivals yesterday we're
tie following az Tho Glades:" T. F.
Soues. wife. child and msid, of Wheeling;
Miss N. Z. Bawhan, Wheeling; Z J.
Lllen, Grafton; NJ. Hirsohman, Morgan
town; Clay Dean and ". B. Gilbert,
Wheeling; Chas. P. Gib6en and W. ..
Rowan. Pittsburg, Pa.
At THE Oakland - Lee z Vance. F. Z.
Moore and Camden Summers, Clarksburs;
Z. c. Stewart and wife, Miss Means, Miss
Pennock, Pittsburg, Pa.
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taking box of I've for cider and drinking
large quantity before discovering it's con-
tents.
Col. Fl. C. Laughlin, for many years a
familiar face at the Grafton Hotel, died
Friday at his home near Winchester, Va,
aged about so years. The Colonel was
Collector of the Port of Philadelphia under
James Buchanan, and together with the
Fetterman heirs at one time owned all Of
the land in and around Grafton.
It. Cox, Wheeling travelling man,
was severely cut and bruised about the
head and body at Bridgeport on Friday.
The horse be WIS driving became scared
and ran off, throwing him from the buggy
TO the ground.
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MCUNDsvILLE.
Pithy Paragraphs Pointed With Hard
Facts.

Pithy Paragraphs Pointed With Hard
Facts.
Special C0TeDolder-,s Of ,ls Sanaag Rcglser.
MoUNDsvILLL, W. VA, August 10
Mary and LIZZIE Glow, of Pittsburg, and
their brother HAIRY, are visiting their
cousins, Carrie and Daisy Cockayne, at
Valley Farm, where they will remain I'll
after campmeeting.
Misses Lizzie Howard, of Cameron, and
Ada koontz Of Newark, o., are the guests
Of Mrs. T. j. Parsons. On A street.
Miss Mary Blue, o. Graysville, has re-
turned from pleasant visit 70 Miss Mary
Gray. Miss Blue made many friends dur
Ing her shor stay 10 or city.
Miss Maria Webster, Of Powhatan, has
returned from a Pleasant sojourn with
friends here.
Our base bali club viii play a return
game OF bail az Darlington next Saturday
The score last game was IS to is in favor
OF Moundsyiue
M's Buchara1, Of Wsllsburg, is visiting
az the residence Of Dr. G.. v. Bruce, on b
street.
Two young gentlemen from Covington.
Ky, have opened q haberdssher estab.
Eshment in the Jones House, IL the Third
ward
bliss Edie Blriall has returned 20 Noun
tain Lake Park 20 spend few dsys.
oup,. / q J,hlson has removed his
family into The warden's building at the
prison. Eyerythingis moving along nicely
under the new administration.
Harvey, better known ss Poodle
Price, OF Oho county, was pardoaed from
TIE Pen yesterday.
The new C" street sewer bss been CON-
pletsd. 1t is greG. advantage to that
section ot the city.
Mr.. Isaac Auten, Of the Camp Grounds.
lost very valuable hcrse Friday. he
tied it 10 a sharp pal.ng fence, when in
some manner IL managed 10 get onto the
pickets The animal was blurred TO such
an extent il bad TO be shot
The REGISTER correspondent witnessed
a wholesale slaughter OF snakes this week
Harry Baker and John Sch0b killed 4
mammoth garter snake in the cemetery on
S. L. BlOyd's farm. With niRsty-thrse
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Elixir ofDstes.

Is combination OF the active pro,.,..
OF dates, fgs and p1unes, and otha- hi,
eel fruits. It's pleasant taste and be,.sI,
effects have rendered it imme-ss'y ro,.
lar. Ii cures hsbitual constipation ~,
gestiou, biliousness, sick headache ME-
etc. Sold in so cent bottles nv " :
Irwin, W. E. Williams, John Lsugb',
and Q. r. Goetze. J. T. Goodwin 4 r.
and Logan IL Co. Wholesale Area,a
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\ Resume Of the Events OF the Past Seven
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1889-10-01
HUMOROUS.

Mrs. PartingIon wants To know
why the cartaln Of vessel can't keep
II memorandum OF the weight Of his
anchor instead Of weighing it every
time he leaves port Grunge Visitor.
When asked why women never
have showing on their throats what is
called the Adams apple, a sour-apple
old bachelor said: 20, the first woman
swallowed her apple; Adams stuck IN
his tbroat?"-N o Picdu'Ine.
Citizen Go milk dcalor)-"What has
become Of Jim, your delivery boy?'
Milk Dealcr--''I discharged linn"
Cjtizcn--"Wasn't be faithfulP' Milk
Dcaler-"Ycs, jim was faithful
enough; but he would go driving
about the streets, in the early morning,
singing The Old Oaken Bucket, ~
NJ y SIN.
Mrs. Haysecd-" reckon that
young Virgins that comes to see
Mirandy amt so we'll off as he was. "
Mr. ii. -"What makes we think so,
mo,hcr?" Mrs. II. -"Why, lie used to
wear pair Of specs; but since he went
t" college sec he can only afford to
wear one spec. Seems queer economy,
too. "--Amcrtca. ,.,,.. .,.....-