The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-01-05

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SOMEBODY feels called upon to in
form the public ths,.. Amelie Rivei
Chanler has lost Ter appealing. child
ike ioVeliness since her marriage.
This is not true. The look always re.
turns When she wants a new bonnet.
If people were as kind to live men
rs they sometimes are to dead men
there would be more happy homes and
fewer costly funerals. Beefsteak and
potatoes before death do more good
than silver-mounted caskets and floral
tributes afterward.
The city of Cleveland Is bankrupt
Mr.. Axworthy cleaned out the treas.
ury almost completely. leaving only
~. 600 in the vaults. He thought he
wouldn't take this 5000 as it might
look shabby after he had gone. He
isprobably taking baths at McGarigle's
by this time, as when last heard of he
had left Montreal for the west
KING IA IA, of West Africa, is fifty.
two years of age and has only 200
wives. But for only one OF his better
halves, II such an expression can be al
lowed automatically, has no any af.
lection. She is the mother OF bis sons,
Saturday" and Sunday" 'Satur.
day. is now at school in England.
Ja-Ja is one OF the best-natured chiefs
on the Dark Continent and likes to
entertain white men.
SARAH ALTHEA HILL, the wife of d.
s. Terry, is out in a proclamation In
the San Francisco press relative to
her recent assault upon Justice Field.
She signs herself ''Mrs. d. S. Terry,
nee Mrs. William Sharon" This is
the first time that we ever heard of
woman who was born the wife of a
male citizen. 1t Is evident that Mrs.
Terry has acquired the French Ian.
guage from a reading of hotel bills of
fare. -,-
ALL OF the staggering Sea stories are
not told by sailors Here is one which
the Boston Transcript credits to an
officer of the photographic bureau:
''The ship Ada Iredale caught fire
from spontaneous combustion, was
abandoned. drifted 2. 1923 miles in eight
months. was towed into port and con-
tinued to burn for eleven months long
er, then was repaired and made into
handsome bark which is doing a good
service in the Chinese trade"
AN admirer of General Boulanger.
living at Arcachon, France, recently
gave the name of Boulanger to his
yacht The authorities refused to reg
lister the boat under that name, and
the owner appealed to the Minister Of
Marine and obtained permission to
christen his yacht as he chose. Not
long after this he entered the Boulan-
ger for race. which 1t won. The
committee. however, found some ex-
cnse for disqualifying the boat
THE dissipated. drunken loafer who
occupies the throne of Servia has sue
ceeded in obtaining a divorce from
Natalie. his wife. Aud this divorce is
granted by the archbishop or Metro
politan of tho Servian church. There
have seldom been cases of more open
and villianous brutality than that which
Milan of Servia figures. and il is an
abomanible atrocity on the part of an
alleged servant of God to have taken
part in carrying out the wishes of such
q despicable character.
nj. CHEvREUI. the venerable French
scientist. who has just entered on his
one hundred and third year. rises early
and takes plate Of soup. He goes to
bed again and sleeps till noon. He
then has breakfast, which consists of
two eggs and some minced meat This
repast over he drives out for two or
three hours. AT 4 o block in the after.
noon he takes bowl of milk with two
biscuits. He lies down again for two
hours. after which he has another plate
OF soup and goes to bed for the night.
WILLIAM T. COLEMAN, of California.
has been a patron of art. His pictures
were sold in San Francisco reccntlv.
lie prices paid were extremely low.
Thomas Hills Birdie Veil Fall,
Cathedral Rock" brought only $3.50.
Other paintings by California artists
brought from 500 to $500. while many
valuable foreign pictures went for al
most nothing. The collection realized
only $4,000. G. H. Thompson has
purchased the Coleman home on
Washington street. San Francisco for
$40. 0O0
SAYS q writer in London Truth:
When the queen is at Balmoral guard
Of honor is always stationed at Balla.
ter. 1t is not easy to understand what
is the practical object of this arrange
ment, as Ballater is nine miles from
Balmoral and the soldiers are never
employed at or about the castle. where
all guarding lie done by policemen. I
hear. however, that this very SUPER
fluous guard of honor has recently
been utilized in quite a new way, for
the other day there was deer drive in
one of the royal forests and forty SOL
diers were ordered out to drive the
deer. It is something new to hear of
soldiers being employed as highland
gillies and apprehend that the inno-
walton will hardly meet the approval
of the military authorities.
ANOTHER cantankerous Fren Gilman
of the same mind as the eccentric M.
Bareiller of Melun, who willed all his
real and personal estate to tho late
Emperor Frederick of Germany. has
Just died in Florence. He was former