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Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26

The Mayor and Council Of the city Of Los angeles
do orddiR as folLOl0S:
SECTION /. That it is the intention of the
Council of the City of Los Angeles to change
and establish he grade OF Farragut street. from
Seventh street to Ward street. as follows:
At the intersection Of Seventh street the
grade shall be as now established, As so on the
n0rthwes corner and 1920 on the northeast
corner
At the intersection of Ingraham street the
grade shall be as now established, 66 90 on the
south side and 6S 90 on the north side.
At the intersection of Orange street the grade
shall be 5000 on the west side and $500 on
the east side
At the intersection of Ward street the grade
shall be 1890 on the southeast corner and
Ill 90 on the southwest.
Elevations are in feet and above city datum
plane.
SEC. 2. The City Clerk sb all certify to the pas
sage Of this or dnance. and shall cause the same
to be published for ten days in the Los Angeles
DAILY HERA Id, and thereupon and thereafter it
shall take effect and be in force.
thereby certify that the foregoing ordinance
was adopted by the Council of the City of Los
Angeles, at its meeting of July Is, A. d. 1889.
FREEMAN G. TEED,
City Clerk.
Approved this 10th day of July, 1889.
HENRY T. HAZARD,
Jy20-1Ot Mayor.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
ELECTION NOTICE.

SCHOOL TAX.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN TO THE
IN qualified electors of Sulphur Spring School
fornia, that an election will be held on the 9th
day of July Saturday. A. D. 1889, at which
will be submitted the question of voting tax
be maintained by State and county funds.
1t will be nece ssary to raise for this purpose
the sum of $500
The polls will be open at School House from
sunrise until 5 O'Clock pm.
The Judges appointed to conduct the election
are:
W. g. LANG, JNO. LANG,
]. B. SMITH. T. +. MITCHELL
d. K. MANNING, JNO. WESTON,
Judges. District SCHOOL,
iva 3w Trustees.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26

The Mayor and Council Of the City Of Los Angeles
do orddtn as fOllol0s:
SBcTIoN l. That it is the intention of the
Council of the City of Los Angeles to change
and establish the grade of Buena Vista street
from Temple street to Bellevue avenue, as fol
lows
At the intersection of Temple street the
grade shall be as now established, 81 90 on
the northwest corner, and 1878 on the north
east corner.
At the northwest and southwest corners of
Rock street, and at points in the east line of
Buena Vista treet opposite thereto, the grade
shall be "a So
At the Intersection of Bellevue avenue the
grade shall be as now established, 80 90 on the
southwest corner and 81 so on the southeast
corner.
Elevations are in feet and above city datum
plane.
SEC 2. The City Clerk shall certify to the pas
sage Of this ordinance and shall cause the same
to be published for ten days in the Los Angeles
DAILY HERALD, and thereupon and thereafter
it shall take effect and be in force
thereby certify that the foregoing ordinance
was adopted by the Council of the city of Los
Angeles at its meeting of July 18th, A. D..
1882
FREEMAN G. TEED,
City Clerk.
Approved this 10th day of July. 1889.
HENRY T. HAZARD,
iyl91 lot Mayor.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
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NOTICE OF PUBLIC WORK.

pUBLIC NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
L the Council of the City of Los Angeles
passed, on the LIST day of July, 1889, IN 0rdi-
nanca of Intention No, 203 NEW series), to
cause to be opened and extended, Sixth street
from the east line of Main street to Wall street.
all lots and parcels of lapd fronting upon both
sides OF sixth, between Pearl street to Alameda
street, to be assessed to pay damages costs and
expense, thereof, and all pa ties interested are
referred to said ordinance for further particu-
lars.
W. E. MORFORD.
iy21 lot Street Superint andent.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
NOTICE OF PUBLIC WORK.

pUBLIC NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
the Council of the City OF Los Ang eles passed.
on the 9th day of July 1889, an Ordinance OF
Intention No. 236 New Series). to cause to be
widened, First street from the east line OF Ala.
media stree ct to the westerly line of the official
bed of the Los Angeles river, all that property
fronting upon both sides of First street frt m
the east line of Alameda street to the west line
of the official bed of the Los Angeles river, and
all railroad lands between said points, on First
street to be assessed to pay damages, COSTS and
expenses thereof And all parties interested
are referred to said Ordinance fr further par
ticulars. W. E. MORFORD,
Street superintendent
Bv GEO r FLINT Deputv iV21-10t
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
PROBATE NOTICE.

TN THE SUPERIOR COURT, STATE OF
| California, County of Los Ange es, IS.
In the matter of the estate. VI Bernard
McCabe, eased.-Notice of time for proving
will.
Notice is hereby given that Friday, the End
day of August. 1889, at 10 O'Clock A. NJ. OF
said day, at the courtroom of this Court, De
partment Two thereof, corner Franklin and
New High streets, in the city Of Los Angeles.
county Of Los Angeles, and State OF California,
has been appointed as the time and place for
hearing the application of John P. Moran
praying that a document now on file in this
Court, purporting to be the last will and tesla
ment Of the said deceased, be admitted to pro
bate; that letters te>tamentary be Issued there
on to John P. Moran, at which time and
place all persons interested therein may ap
pear and contest the same.
Daten goth day of July, 1889
c. H. DUNSM0On. County Clerk.
jy201O By M J. AsHMoRE, Deputy.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
FINANUE AND TRADE.
EXCHANGE REvIEW


NEW YORK. July 25-The stock market
was weak at opening this morning, but soon
recovered and advanced steadily throughout
the remainder of the day, scoring material
gains before the close Reports of the great
dry goods failure, however, created bearish
feeling among the trading element here, and
first prices were from 1s(Gssc. below last even
ing's closing figures, and by vigorous hammer
ing at the outset, further losses were estab-
lished. The great majority of the list is higher
tonight, though the only marked changes were
gains of N in Union Pacific and per cent. in
Northwestern.
Government bonds were heavy for the As.
Petroleum opened firm at 101ss, closing
steady at 1907.
MoNBY QUOTATIONS..
NBw YORK, July 25.-Money on call easy at
293 per cent
Prime mercantile paper, 4s4961sc.
Sterling exchange, weak; e4.658 for sixty
day bills: 50. .97A for demand.
Bar silver, 9212c. per ounce.
SAN FRANCISCO, July 25. Silver bars, 921$
@9234c. per ounce.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
July 25. Mining shares closed
Grain M arHets.
D0MEsTJC.

SAN FRANCISCO. July 25.-wheat--Strong.
Buyer, season, 81 491sc. per Genital; buyer
'S9, 81. .431Ac.
Barley-Quiet. Buyer season, 92szc. per
cental buyer 'S9, 86Hc.
Corn-Lsrge yellow, 81 371a per Genital; small
yellow, 81 So
Strong and higher. Cash, S234c per bushel;
September. 7915; December, sO4c
Corn-Firmer. Cash. 36ssc. per bushel Sep
tember, 3615c.
Oats-Steady to firm Cash, 223sc. per bushel
August, 21ac.; September, % l. l6c.
Rye-Firm. No. 2, Cash, 421aG43c. per
bushel.
Barley-Nominal. No 2, September, 64@66c.
per bushel
FOREIGN.
LIVERPOOL, July 25.-Wheat-Quiet demand
poor: holders offer sparingly.
Com Quiet; demand poor New mixed, As.
114d.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26

DUBLIC NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
L the Council of the city of Los Angeles
passed. ON the 9th day of July. 1889, an ordi-
nance of intention, No. 235 New Series), to
cause to be opened and extended. Third street,
from the east line of Main street to the west
line of San Pedro street, all lots and parcels of
land fronting upon both sides of Third street
from the east line of Main street to the west
line of Alameda street. to be assessed to pay
damages. costs and expenses thereof.
And all parties interested are referred to said
ordnance for furth er particulars.
W. E. MORFORD,
Street superintendent.
By GEO. r. FLINT, Deputy, jy21-10t
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
NOTICE OF PUBLIC WORK.

DUBLIC NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
L the Council Of the City of Los Angeles
passed, on the 18th day of June, 1889, an Ordi-
cause to be opened and extended, Edgeware
road. from the north line of lot II. OF block 4,
of subdivision of lot 8, block 80, of Hancot ks
survey, as recorded in book s., page SO. OF Mis-
cellaneous Records of the County of Los An
gees, to the north line Of Court street, all lots
and parcels OF land fronting upon each side of
east line of the proposed prolopgation of Edge
ware road, to the east line of Toluca street, or
the production of the same. Also all property
fronting on each side of Edgeware road, from
the north line of Court street to the south line
of Temple street, to be assessed to pay dam
ages. costs and expenses thereof, and all par
ties interested are referred to said ordinance
for further particulars.
W. e. MORFORD,
Street Superintendent.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26

DUBLIC NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
L the Council of the city of Los ANGELES
passed, on the 18th day of July, 1889, an ordi-
nance of intention, No. 247 tnew series), to
cause to be opened and ext. nded Davies street,
from the westerly line of Alameda street to the
north line of Second street, and from the east.
erly line of Carey street to Topeka street, all
lots and parcels of land aligning and fronting
upon each side of Davies street, from the north
erly line of Second street to the westerly line
of Santa Fe avenue, to be assessed to pay dam
ages. cos and expenses thereof.
And all parties interested are referred to said
ordinance Tor further particulars.
W. E. MORF0RD,
iy21 lot Street superintendent.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
NOTICE OF PUBLIC WORK.

DUBIlC NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
i the Council of the City of Los Ange-
ies passed, on the 18th day Of July, 1889. an
Ordinance of Intention No 268 lnew series),
street. from its present eastern terminus to the
west boundary line of the city All lots aud
parcels Of land aligniug and fronting upon each
side of Ward street from the west line of the
Galpin tr CT to the We st line of the city of Los
ngeles, to be assessed to pay damages. costs
and expenses thereof And all parties inter
e. ted are referred to said ordinance for further
particulars.
W. E. MORFORD,
Street Superintendent.
By. W. E. MoBFoRD, JR Deputy. jy26-1Ot
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
jy21-10t
NOTICE OF STREET WORK.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT ON MON
IN day, the 18th day Of July, A. d. 1883, the
Council of the City Of Los Angeles did at
regular meeting, adopt an ordinance OF inten.
ton to grade, gravel and curb; the curb to be of
redwood, Calumet street, in the city OF Los
Angeles, from the west line of east Intersection
of Edgeware Road to the east line OF waters
street, according to plans and specifications on
file In the office of the City Clerk for making
graveled streets and constructing redwood
curbs, to which said ordinance, No. goZ refer
ence is hereby made for further particulars.
W. Y. NOR FORD,
jy2l-6t Street Superintendent.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
Generah Markets.

NEW YORK, July 25.-Hops-Quiet; weak.
Coffee-Options opened barely steady at 1925
points down, and closed quiet at 10(915 points
down. Sales, $4,000 bags August, S14. 10;
September, $141 15@14 25 october, $14 15@
14.2O. Spot BIO, dull nomiDal; fair cargoes,
17Lc.
Copper-Neglected; g. NJ. B.; August, SIS. 90.
Lead-Quiet and heavy. Domestic. SO S712.
Tin-Dull and easier. Straits, $3.50.
CHICAGO, July 25.-Whiskey-$1.02.
Shoulders, SIS. 1906 25; short clear, 1915
@5. 1917; short ribs. $5.45@5. SO.
Pork-Lower. Cash and August. $40. S71a;
September, $10.92K
Lard-s5eady. Cash and August, $6.15; Sep
tember Sc 2215G6.25
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
NOTICE OF STREET WORK.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT ON
~ Monday, the 10Th day of July, A. D: 1889,
the Council OF the City of Los Angeles did at
regular meeting adopt an ordinance of inten-
tion to grade, gravel aud curb the curb to be Of
redwood, Brent street, in the city OF Los
Angeles, from the north line Of Temple street to
the south line of Bellevue avenue, according to
plans and specifications on file in the Office OF
the City Clerk for making graveled streets
and constru ting redwood curhs, to which aid
ordinance No. 251 reference is hereby made for
further particulars.
W. E. MORFORD.
Street Superintendent.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26

The Mayor aud Council of the City Of Los Ange-
les do orddin as folt0iCs:
SECTION l. That it is the intention of the
Council of the City of Los Angeles to change
and establish the grade of Centennial avenue
from Te emple street to Boston street, as follows:
At the intersection of Temple street the grade
shall be, as as now established, 1850 on the
northeast corner. and n. 90 on the northwest
corner.
At the southeast corner of Boston street and
at point in the west line of Centennial avenue
opposite thereto, the grade shall be 83.4O
Elevations are in feet and above city datum
plane.
SEC The City Clerk shall certify to the pas
sage of this ordinance, and shall cause the same
to be published for ten days in the Los Angeles
DAILY HERALD, and thereupon and thereafter
it shall take effect and be in force
hereby certify that the foregoing ordinance
was adopted by the Council of the city OF Los
Angeles at its meeting of July 10, A. d. 1889
FREEMAN G TEED,
City Clerk.
Approved this 10th day July, 1889.
HENRY T. HAZARD,
jy191Ot Mayor.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
oonsumption surely Cured.

To the Editor:--Please inform your readers
rhat have a positive remedy for Consumption.
By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases
have been permanently cured l shall pe giaa
OF your readers who have consumption II they
will send me their Express and T; o. Ad15ess;
Respectfully, T. A. SLoCUM, Nd. u, lel rear
st., N. Y.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26

Corfu Dining Parlors, 80 8. Spring st. lup
stairs) Breakfast 25e, lunch 25c, dinner 36c.
private dinners served to order.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
Illustrated Los Angeles He

The ILLUSTRATED Los ANGELES HERALD
will be on sale at the HERALD Office
counter this morning. Price, Is cents
per single copy. Newsdealers and news
bows supplied at reduced rates.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
California Fruit Sales.

CHICAGO, July 25.-Porter Bros. & Company,
agents of the California F'uit Union, sold to
day three carloads of fruit Bartlett peaches
sold at ST. 2511 rs: CIR ,ss prunes, 81 2591 60
peaches, zoe @$1 80; grapes 81 40@$1 65..
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
ORDINANCE NO. 249.
New Series.)
Jy2O-1Ot

AN ORDINANCE DECLARING THE INTENTION OF
THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF
LOS ANGELES TO CHANGE AND ESTABLISH
THE GRADE OF CENTENNIAL AVENUE FROM
TEMPLE STREET TO BOSTON STREET
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
ORDINANCE NO. 248.
New Series.)

AN ORDINANCE DECLARING THE INTENTION OF
THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF
LOS ANGELES TO CHANGE AND EsTABLIsH
THE GRADE OF BUENA VISTA STREET FROM
TEMPLE STREET TO BELLEVUE AVENUE.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
OFFICIAL.
ORDINANCE NO. 250.
New 6eries.)

AN ORDINANCE DECLARING THE INTENTION OF
THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF
LOS ANGELES TO CHANGE AND ESTABLISH THE
GRADE OF FARRAGUT sTRRET, FROM SEVENTH
STREET TO WARD STREET.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
OFFICIAs.
ORDINANCE NO. 256.
New Series.)

AN ORDINANCE DECLARING THE INTENTION OF
THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF
LOS ANGELES TO CHANGE AND ESTABLISH
THE GRADE OF ORANGE STREET FROM KIP
STREET TO BELLEVUE STREET.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26

Sherwin- williams, family paints at
MATHEWS, corner Second and L. A. streets.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
TENTH ANNUAL FAIR
OF THE
District Agricultural ASSoc'n n
NO. 6.
LOS ANGELES, CALI
Oct. 2l to 70, 1889, Inclusive
Premium List in Preparation.
Purses and Premiums Exceed
Twelve Thousand Dollars
SPEED PROGRAM.
SPEED PROGRAM.

FIRST DAY-MONDAY. OCT. 81.
No. 1-Running-Half-m dash for 2-year-
olds $50 entrance; half forfeit; $3.50
No. 2-Running-Mile dash for all ages; $25
entrance; half forfeit; 5000 added.
No. 3-Trotting-Sts lion race, 2;20 class; free
for all; 81 900.
SECOND DAY-TUEsDAY, OCT. %.
No. 4-Running-Half mile and repeat, for all
ages; $25 entrance; half forfeit; $500
No. 5-Running- IL mile dash, all ages $25
entrance; half forfeit; 5000 added.
No 6-Trotting-3minute class-distrlct COM
prising San Luis Obispo, Fresno. Tu-
iare, Santa Barbara, Kern, Ventura,
Los Angeles San Bernardino and San
Diego Countless $400.
No 7-Pacing-23 80 class; district same as No.
6; $500.
THIRD DAY-wEDNESDAY, OCT. %.
No' $50 entrance; half forfeit; $3.50 added.
No. 9-Ruuning-1 mile and repeat for all ages;
$50 entrance; half forfeit: $3.50 added.
No. 10-Ladies' Equestrianship,Four moneys
for the most graceful and accomplished
lady riders: $50 to first; $25 to second;
$15 to third, and $40 to fourth.
No. 11-Trotting-22 class; free for all; 500.
FOURTH DAY-THURsDAY, OCT. 24.
No 12-Running-1H mile dash for all ages;
$50 entrance; half forfeit; $3.50 added.
NO. 10 IulIe uden IOJ N-ycui- -oluof
800 entrance; half forfeit; $3.50 added.
No. 14-Trotting-2:25 class; free for all; $500.
FIFTH DAY-FRIDAY, OCT. 25.
No 15-Running-1L mile dash for all ages
$25 entrance half forfeit; 5000
added.
No 16-Running-E mile dash for 3-year-olds;
$50 entrance; half forfeit; $3.50 added
No. 17-Trottipg-2: so class; district same as
No. s. $400,
No. 1S-Trotting-2: :35 class; district same as
No. 6; $500.
SIXTH DAY-SATURDAY,O OCT. 26.
No. 19-Running-2 mile dash for all ages; $50
entrance; half forfeit; $3.50 sdded.
No. 20-kunning-1 mile and 40 yards; con-
ISOLATION for non winners at this meet
ing; $3.50
No. 21-Display OF equestrianship in riding
unbroken California horses. Three
moneys-S40 10 first; $50 to second.
and $40 to third. Particulars an
nouuced later.
$1,000.
Entries close August /, 1889. Blanks for
entries, statement of conditions, and all in
| formation can be obtained by addressing the
81 cretary. "
l. fICHTENBERGER, President.
R. H. HEWITT, Secretary.
Chamber of Commerce Rooms,
jy3-au1 1919 W. First ST.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26

ToIenas. Best natural mineral water for
liver and stomach troubles. Edward German,
sole agent, 122 South Spring street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26

Call for our list OF canned lunch meats.
G, K. DoNAHUE. Grocer.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
gilt Edge Butter.
The best. Seymour & Johnson Co.

Theo. Rapp, Wood Engraver,
No. 10 Court street, room 8. sausfactioh
guaranteed. Reasonable prices.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
MYSTERIOUS DISEASE.
ONGERTHS INSECTICIDE POWDER, NO g.

This Powder is the prepara-
ton specially recommended by
Hon. ]. de Barth Shorb, Viticul'
tural Commissioner, and Ethel
bert Dowlen. expert employed
by the State to investigate the
Mysterious Vine Disease. All
the Powder used by them in
their recent experiments was
he Ongerth Insecticide Powder,
No. 2, of which about 10000
lbs, have been shipped to the San
Gabriel Valley. See their OFF,
cial report of April 15. 1889.
No preparation genuine with
out this Trade Marx,
Manufactured by the ON
gerth Grating Conn
pound Co., gig Davis st ,
san Francisco. K. STEELE,
113 w. First st., or p. o: box
1874, Los Angeles, Sole Agent
for Southern California. Also
manufacturer of the
asE 1n-auv.d a
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
THIRD pAY-wEDNEsDAY, OCT. %.

FOURTH DAY-THURsDAY, OCT. 2l.
No. 12-Running-1H mile dash for all ages !;
$50 entrance; half forfeit; $3.50 added.
No. 13- Running-H mile dash for 2-year' olds;
$50 entrance; half forfeit; $3.50 added.
No. 14-Trotting-2:25 class; free for all; $500.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
ORDER FOR SALE OF REAL
ESTATE.

Judge of the Superior Court
Dated June 49, 1889. jy2 3Ot
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
NOTICE OF PUBLIC WORK.

jy21 lot
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Anderson, Fitzgerald q Anderson, attorney
for administrators. je27-1m
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-07-26
NOTICE OF PUBLIC WORK.

By. w. Z. MoBFoRD, JR Deputy. jy26-1
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-09
BRIGHT BITS.

Go WHERE DUTY CALLS, but turn and help
when you get there. Don't stand around with
your hands in your pockets.-Iecas Siftillgs.
DEMoCRAT-This has been a pretty hard year
for the republicans in the United States.
Repuollcan-Ies, but we carried Brazil
LJe.
If YOUR HEART is larger than your head you
injure yourself. and if your head is larger than
your heart you injure your neighbors.
son Globe
SHIRT To WRIsT-So you are in trouble again
with the cuffs on?
Wrist to Shirt-Wel you are well ironed.-
AelO York San.
BoUNcED.-''How did you come out in your
interview with Miss Bullion's father?''
Through the window. "-Nelo York CONNER
cfat Advertiser.
ERAsTUs WIMAN advocates closer trade rela-
tons with Canada, and yet almost every day we
trade her cashier or treasurer for empty
Safe.-HutchtTlson (KdS.) NelCS.
II DON'T SEE why they are talking so much
about the race problem quoth Mr.. Barkins
I've lost just as much money in the north this
year on races as any southerner has, and don't
kick. '-Neto York Sun.
REWARD OF VIRTUE.-"Waite that man
came in after did, and yet he has his roast
goose, and have nothing"
"Oh yes, sir; but then he always gets very
cross if we don't serve him at once. "-FLiegeflde
Batter.
A HOPEFUL HUMoRIsT.- Friend-What are
you doing all day in the Cooper Union library?
Newspaper Man-You see, one of my jokes
has been published in a New York paper, and
am watching the people read the papers to see
if somebody don't laugh over it. A fellow al
most gigged yesterday .-Tecds SiftingS.
THE following was overheard between a Co
lumbia student and his best girl:
20, Will. what lovely flowers. They look as
If they had just been gathered. Why. there is
little dew on them"
Will slightly embarrassed) a cent,
assure you; not a cent ''-MatI and Erpress.
MRS FANGLE-Did you See DR.. Bigpill last
night, dear? i
and went him several better; | mean, saw
him for moment only, and forgot to tell him
to call and prescribe for you I'll telephone to
him as soon as l get TO the off1ce-1he Epoch.
BABY MCKEE Grandpa, 1 heard some one say
that you were elected upon the reputation of
your grandfather.
Grandpa Harrison - Um-ah-well, what
then?
Baby McKee-Oh, nothing; but 1 was just
thinking that if had to follow the same rule,
had mighty poor show.-LUe
LADY OF TIE HoUsE-How did you lose those
two fingers from your left hand, my poor man?
Iramp-They were cut OIL num-
Il suppose that was when you were working
and that their loss disabled you from further
manual labor. Tell me, was it in mill?'
mo mum. 1t wuz in a hencoop. | had to
cut EN- off or steal the trap. "-Neao York Sun.
BIrER-say, this slot machine is a swindle.
I've dropped five nickels into it and havnt got
anything yet.
Owner Of the Machine-Did you read what it
says on top?
Biter-No.
Owner-Well, do so, then.
Bier reads: Drop a nickel in the slot and
confirm the statement that all the fools are not
dead yet. Laurence american.