New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-10
TEE TALK OF The OAY.

II ia HuEzlpu fact that multitlldes OF people VINO
ara mpeed by their hunger for land TO leave Europe
and como to this country appear 10 loso lner iAna
buneey az soon as they arrive They settle for LIE IN
the crowded tenement districts Of our large cines'
where their condition Is little bettsr than what u was
their old homes and absolutely refuse 10 go west where
they can have good land for nothing.
Little Emily, avo years old, is great fayonOe 10
splte OF her lneorrlgDle freedom Of expression Inc
al friends a and had remained TO dinner At tho
table she had amused the family, Win In9 POsS'oe
caslonaI remarks. As The meal was drawing TO an
emu Emily Emu wouldn't you IKE to stay here all tho
time aGd be our little girll" -.
Emily looked up polne,d her finger at the neao
OF the family and exclaimed sos,,n
"Whatl And have him for atherT-ibosO'h
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ais Life Worth Livingf--seven-yearold G. did
not want to 60 10 evening entertainment, put no
was told that no could not be left alone at nome
Retiring TO his room and seating himself, he soio-
auzed: "we live and live and i've Then we oe
and live again. And what's the useP
Temperance stOry.-ouce upon . Tine very
Good and Pious Person Bibulous Man coming
out OF saloon in state OF Milo ana heiancnoS IN
to4eslon NV Friends cried the Pious Person: IL am
very, very Sorry to SEQ you coming out OF suen
Place Place ~ . r,,.s
and fearful Voice. Hwell. I win go right Bach
AraIns And he did so. leaving the PiOus Persou
standing tho sidewalk IN Srcaf Am~@""o"
Washington Critic
GTbs Boston Transcript tells Of little Boston girl
who was being rebuked the other day by her mother
for certain Irregularities of behavior
SLook here my dear Emily said the mother'
II you do like that you won't go to heaven"
Gpon't want 10 20 to heaven.' said Emily.
"ybatt You do not want to 90 to heavenf'
GNoIs
swhy not17
aThe BInghamton Republican" referring TO new
farclcal comedy called Cheap Cigar,' says 4 does
not require great bulk OF brains to predict that II
wont draw But the worst OF 1t is the newspapers
are expected to puff i.--CNor4stOwn Herald
Young man writes to The Boston GlObe.' In
anirlns how he shall propose TO young lady with
whom he IS In love. And The Globe Is cruel
hearted enough not 20 TO his relief 1t Ia such
circumstances this that bring out mans inhumanhs
| 10 man into boil, not to say brazen, relief
sundsy-schoOl Teacher.-YOw. Willie, II you say 4
/ prayer, win God answer 1T
Tlllie-No. ma'am, no won't ,,,,,,,- ~,
Sunday school Toachcr-Why, yes Willie hc VIII
WIIIe-No. ma'am, he won't
sunday school Teacher (grioved and shOcked,-Ant
-" WnIe~pecauso I IN . Democrat and SOS papa
minneapolis Tribune.
| In philadelphia the other day. wiry, nervous
palefaced man was pushing his way through the
crowd at the station 20 catch train. He wore q
dark cutawaY coat and checkerboard trousers. and
carried, q grip In his hand. AZ no moved along ne
| exclaimed Reckon right smart I'll have b put on
| morn steams and no broke into q run. II was the
| famous Georgia Cracker" tho Rev. "Sam" Jones
who has made fortune by preaching slangy sermons
and calling his hearers liars. thieves and drunkards
What Did gho Mean 7-POseyboy-Do you moist1n
pencil before you write It, Miss Southmaydt
Miss 6Outhnayd-Yss, never use one without put
RoseyboySI wish was . pencil.
Miss southnayd-You Are--sn except the Lead
burlington Free Press
The pretty town Of Greensburg, Fem, with popu-
| latou Of 5000. has thirteen handsome churches,
representing q value Of 100000. Probably no town
Of its size In the United States has many costly
| churches.
Ambition Failed.-Farmer's wife-Well, Joshua, did
you get things liked 20 turn our house into summea
| an health resortl a.
| I went to Saratogy and two or three places, an !
/ found ont can't have no health resort without
spn' our we'll water so the cattle can't drink IT,
philadelphia Record.
There are some old Phlsdelphans yet alive who
continue 70 calf gold dollars Bentons Mint Drops"
The name was given TO them because they were first
coined In accordance with q resolution offered by
| Senator Benton, OF Missouri.
| new Maino statute includes In the order OF
| "tFampss whoever goes about from town TO town,
asking for food shelter, or begging or suoslstlng
| the first case was o strong illustration of its In
| Justice. Two able-bodiod men were returning 70
their homes In Massachusetts after spending theft
wages had been exhausted and on thoir appearance
az the Bddeford police station to ask for sheer tnoy
| were arrested and subjected to penalty OF SHY
this is the innexble punishment OF the letter o.
| the law.--(New Haven Journal