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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-04-30
IN THE SUPREME COURTOF
COURT OF THE

=
~ Hawaiian islands.-Iu Probate. In the
matter OF the Estate Of SAMUEL G. WILDER.
late Of Honolulu, Oahu. deceased At CHAM
bers, before Mr.. Justice NCCULLY.
On reading and filing the petition and &C
counts Of \. F. Judd and W. F. Allen, Admin
istratoEs, with the VIII annexed of the estate of
samuel Il. Wilder, late of Honolulu. Oahu,
deceased. wherein they ask to be allowed
Si221I5.IS, and charges themselves with S129,-
ll2s0, and ask that the same may be examined
and approved.
IL is ordered that THURSDAY, The 3Oth day
OF May, \. d. 1889, az 10 o'clock A. NJ, before
the said Justice az Chambers ir the Court
House 1t Honolulu, be and the same hereby is
appointed as the time and place for hearing
said petition and accounts and that all persons
interested may then and there appear and show
cause, If any they have, why the same shonld
not not be granted. And that a notice of this
order, IN the English language, be published in
the HAWAIIAN GAZETTE weekly newspaper
printed and published in Honolulu, for three
successive weeks previous to the time therein
appointed for said hearing
Dated al Honolulu H. l., this 22d day of
April, \. D., 1859.
By the Court:
1265-3t J. II. REST. Deputy Clerk.
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t0Cfrti5tmtnt5.
Notice Of Meeting.

An ADJOURNED MEETING OF THE
a Stockholders OF tide Waikiki Sugar Co.
viii be held at the office of C. Brewer &
Co. on MONDAY, May 9Th. at o'clock p.
n. full attendance is desired as bust
ness OF Importance is to be considered.
w. W. HALL,
I2GS-ft lOO3-td Secretary.
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Ceud advertisements.

SUPREME COURT OF THE
- Hawaiian Islands,--In Probate. In the
matter OF the Estate 81 WARREN EUGENE
CALLAHAN, late OF Honolulu, oahu, deceased
Az Chambers, Before Preston, J.
On reading aud filing the petition and ac-
counts Of Clarence W. Ashford, temporary Adj
ministrator OF the Estate OF Warren Eugene
Callihan, late OF Honolulu, Oahu, deceased
wherein he asks 20 be allowed St1S.t5 and
charges himself with sue, and asks that the
same may be examined aud approved and that
s fiual order may be made Of distribution OF the
property remaining In his hands to the persons
thereto entitled and dlScharging HIM and his
sugeiies from al further responsibility as such
temporary Administrator.
IL is ordered thar WEDNESDAY. the Goth day
OF May, \. y. iSS9. az 10 o'clock Az, before the
said Justice at Aliiolani Hale, Honolulu, be and
the same hereby is appointed rs the time and
place for hearing said petition and accounts,
and that all persons interested may then and
there appear aud show cause, II any they have,
why the same should not De granted, and may
present evidence a. 10 who are entitled TO the
said property.
Dated Honolulu II, l., this Goth day Of April.
\. ID. 1852.
BY the Court:
ls6SSt j. Il. REST, Deputy Clerk
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Personal.

DR.. Walters OF Lihue, Kauai, IS going
to England on a six months furlough.
Dr.. Jones will take his place as Govern
ment physician at the aforementioned
place. Bon voyage.
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COURT OF THE

- 1911 W. Ia ! OE LII h
- Hawaiian Islands.-In Probate In the
matter of the Estate Of NANCY WRIT, of
Honolulu, Oahu, deceased. Order appointing
time Tor Probate OF VIII and directing publtca-
tion Of notice OF the same
\ document, pu-p0rtinS 70 be the last viii
ana Testament of Nancy Wir,, deceased, hav-
lnG On the eighth day OF april A D. 1889. been
presented 70 said Probate Court, and a petition
Tor the Probate thereof, and for the issuance Of
Letters Testaueutary to William o. smith.
having been fled By said W. o. Smith.
Il IL hereby ordered. that THURSDAY. the
second of May, A. d. 1889 at 10 O'Clock A. NJ
OF sad day, az the Court Room of said Court at
Honolulu, in said Island of Oahu. be and the
same i hereby appointed the time for proving
s2la VIII and hearing said application. when
and where any person interested may appear
and contest the said Will, and the granting Of
Letters Testamentary.
Dated Honolulu, H. 1. april 5, 1889
By the Court:
1861 J. II. REST, Deputy Clerk.
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La---
N111s Is hereby given that the following
ze-zs-z have been duly appointed Agents
NJ tbs once for taking acknowledgements
ID zzs---ns--z. since January l. is5e. VIZ:
6E.F Il C4EzLEr Hou-io for North and
S1a E1-z- Hawaii. vice J. W smith, re
sir-e5
kR Ax.1r. Hookena. Tor south
E1-z EzElG-
EN- Jg.z-. HooPuioa- for south Koua,
EaEL
MlzE ". Lg1S-. Waimea Hawaii for
S1-rh E0hzlz-
eE5 ". Pa-Y. Pzaulo, foE Hamakua.
Hn=zH. r5es ?. z " Ross, resigned
-or RApEAE. Hsnzlei, for District Of
Eauzlsi- Kauai
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Nszce Is also hereby given that the Com
r- Ct John P. Leah Waip5o, Is an
a -.-5=lesaag agent Of this Office fer
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cuPRENLE CorRr nF ruE

L
~ Hawaiian Islands.-In Probate In the
matterof ROBERT STIRLING. late Of Ashford,
County OF Kent, England, deceased. Order ap-
pointing time for Probate OF VIII and directing
publication OF notice of the same.
\ document, purporting 10 be y duly anthem
ucated copy Of the last Will and Testament Of
Robert Stirling, deceased, having on the I'D
day of April. A. d. 1850, been presented to said
Probate Court, and petition for probate there
OF, and for the Issuance of letters % admins
tratiOn, with the will annexed, to II. A. Wide
mann, having been filed by said II. A. Wide
mann.
IL is hereby ordered that WEDNESDAY. the
18th day of MAY, \. d. 1852 at 10 o'clock A. NJ of
said day, az the Court Room OF said Court, as
Aliiolaui Hale, IN Honolulu, Oahu, be and the
same is hereby appointed the time for proving
said VIII and hearing said application when
and where any person Interested may appear
and contest the said VIII, and the granting Of
letters teStamentary.
Dated Honolulu, II. l., April -, 1883.
BY the Court;
i2tS-5t J. II. REST, Deputy Clerk.
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NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN
IN that at j meeting Of the Stockholders Of
the HAWAIIAN HARDWARE co. held this
day It was resolved TO accept the Charter of
Incorporation granted By the Minister Of the
Interior. March 10Th, 1888 The Company then
organized by the election Of the following Of
Hcers TO serve for the ensuing year:
e r. Hendry ----..--.-..Pr President and Manager
John Ela....................... Viee-President
Godfrey Brown. Secretary and Treasurer
Cecil Brown. .-..........-.. Auditor
The above constitute the Board Of Directors
and all reside in Honolulu.
Notice Is also given that sthe liability Of
Stockholders Il limited TO the amount unpaid
on their respective shares.
GODFREY BROWN, Secretary
Il0Eoialu. April 3, 1889. l2s5-5s
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Re Papzikou Sugar Company.

II &c PzpaikOE Sugar Company
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TE1ss -z= E4plis11 >G--r Company
as ---s--z- & the laws in such cas- made
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--s-s-- 4z-zzs5 rs required Is l4E. Now,
-1z-st--sr
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r--=--sz Lave 5as1 OF are noE interested
AZ EF zz-z=- whatsoever L the said Cor
r----z--- t1z- 1t5ac.i5-s 70 the granting Of
IL sz=5 -s---i1- -zs. Be Had II the office
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ar II Tz-z. -SSs: and that any person o.
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BE- --.z-5zz1s a. TIE 0&cs q me under
s--s= Il Z-z--s-i Hale E0r1-ulc, al Il
c--c-E a. Il u -1a- day, and SHOW cause
Wv sd 1z-z-z-- should not Dc granted.
-QEELN q. IECESTON,
Minister Of TIE Interior.
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zr--z--=5 Czzl--lz g t4e koai Board Of
So Ken E-v-l. vzcs :. L DssLa re
s--sz. -zz E-l-- NV consists uss
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E-z5 1-z-z. wee W. D.. L1~r.z resigned
-zz E-z-5 -5E c-zsls-s q
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l. q. IECRSTON,
Minister Of tze Interior.
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Hsz- z-2-=-1a6 member q the Road Board 1
az z=zz-z. EzzaI. wee ". L. Rickard .
1tz---zZ ne B5l-d 1g= CONSISTS Of:
1zz Il z1--zs. Chairman.
VI El--=-,
L-5-== Moore
"A. IECRSION.
Minister q the Interior
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TE5EEE EE5AEJSA has this day been
=FzzZ-sz F1--5 -Lz=-s- q the Govern
zs-= E-E 81 E4-z. l4zEEz1, Mani.
LELE>IJN.
Minister a tie Interior.
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-z -zzz 55 the Road Board Of
- E-zE wee A. Robinson. resigned.
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C-a-zzz.
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Minister pf the Interior.
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

EST NoDUs " EEBUS
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CORRESPONDENTS

We Dc E-s held ourselves responsible i9- JEe
statements made, g ortz5cus expressed ly or
l1-resrCc5srts
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IL LU4ELLA mas -z5z DAY been
E5 2L5s-=- 5lE the Govern
zz= E-zzz g W-5z=z- south E0h4La,
IA THURS IgE,
Minister u the Interior.
z-1s-5-r C=-s- April l.. LsSs- 1873.
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N : WAIWAIOLE has this day been
s--a--s5 q License a. Agent 10 perform the
EE---zEe Ceremony for tie District Of
Ez-E=z-- -zsz-5 &C Moloksi.
Ia. TECRSTON
Minister OF the Interior.
Ir-=-r uzcz. April Is, 1852 1876
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EE ARTHUR MOCK has this day been
zuu1sa-s5 a Agent to take AckaoElsdg-
uz-s 20 Lzbos Contracts for the District
1s Es-. Island q Hawaii.
IA EECRSTON,
Minister Of the Interior.
I--sr1- O5cs. Ap-iI Is; 1855. Is67-3t
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@ = EEEC1-ANJ has 515s dav 5sea
z--1-5=5 C1zl-z-- g the koad Board Of
So Ken E-v-1. wise : I. Des-s re
s-5z -zz Board NV consists u
5=zzz-11. Chairman.
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Hawaiian Stamp Collectors.
NOTICE !

". F. REYNOLDS.
35i3r 70. Union St.. above Bell Tower
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21
CHARGED WITH WIFE BEATING,

The Martins Tell Bad Stories of Eacf
Other to Justice Stilsing.
John Martin, of No. 102 Morris street,
was arraigned before Justice Stilsing this
morning for an atrocious assault and bat
terry upon his wife Bridget.
Word came to the Gregory Street Police
Station last evening that a woman was
being killed at the house in which the
Martins live. Policeman Mcbride went
there and found Mrs. Martin lying on the
floor covered with blood, which flowed
from a severe wound in her head. She
said her husband had beaten her, and he
was arrested by the policeman.
This morning Mrs. Martin said that her
husband continually beat her and yester-
day she had to sit in the park all day
while he was in the house. When she re-
turned at night he beat her with a broom
stick.
Martin denied that he beat the woman.
He said that she was an habitual drunk
ard and cut her head by falling against
the stove while drunk. He was com
mitted for trial.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21

a large number Of the friends OF the
young people. While the visitors Were
arriving the senior violin class playeu an
overture, which was followed Dy Eteas
ures of Roamingn by the choir.
Thomas Miskiil recited ''Warren's Au'
dress'i in good style, and "a Greeting
Glee'' was sung as a duet by c. Stoneham
and N. Viliemur. Owen Havin reclueu
1.-THE Land of Our Birth" and The sem
inole's Defiance" was given by W. He.n,
erington. Violin solos were piayeI Ty
koff' The choir sang, with good effect,
aThe March of the Men @ Harlech.n
Fred Nelson and N. Yillemur SANG
"Dancing Der the Waves, F." and the ch9lr
followed with Kingdom Coming. II;
Clougher recited "Bernardo's Revenge.
The closing selection was by the senior
Yinlin class.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21
GreenviIIe News.

The Puritan Social Club met last even
ing. The new baseball uniforms donned
by the members last Saturday were sub
jects of flattering comment.
A plot of ground adjoining the Metro
politan Hall, Ocean avenue, is being laid
out for a ball ground.
Leila" a pretty waltz played at the
recent concert at the Metropolitan Hall
by Thiesen's orchestra, was composed by
Mrs. M. Buedel.
Mrs. C. N. kershaw, of No. / Danforth
avenue, will summer in Easton, Pa.
A strawberry festival and entertain
ment was held in the parlor of the Linden
Avenue Methodist Church last evening,
under the direction of the ladies. A good
sum was realized for the benefit of the
pastor, the Rev. w. r. Keifer.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21
DWYER'S ORCHESTRA.
Music Furnished for Picnics
Balls, Sociables, Etc.
BRASS BANDS A SPECIALITY
NO. 2 MERCER ST.. y. @.
hos. T. pwYER. Leader
SHERItF's s~ALE-HuDsoN CIRCUIT COURT.

CHERIt FS sALE-HUDSoN CIRCUIT COURT.
David Ettling VS.. Jacob Feudtner.
In Debt.
III. fH, etc.
Returnable January 81, 1859.
Henry Puster, Attorney.
BY virtue of the above stated writ to me directed
and delivered. / have levied upon and shall sell by
public vendue at r. G. Wolberts Real Estate and
Auction Rooms. a. Montgomery street, Jersey City,
on 1855
THURSDAY. the Eleventh day Of July next,
at two O'Clock in the afternoon, all the right. title
and estate of the above named defendant. Jacob
land and premises. with the appurtenances, that is
to say
All those two certain lots, pieces or parcels of land
situate, lying and being in Jersey City, In the county
of Hudson and State of New Jersey, being design.
ated as lots numbered one N and
tive, @ in block numbered two hun,
ter OF the county of Hudson, showing the partition OF
the land at Pavonia, In said Jersey City, among the
heirs OF John B. Coles, deceased, said lots taken
together being bounded and described as follows,
viz Beginning at a point formed by the ntersec'
ton of the line forming the westerly side OF Pater.
son street until the line forming %southerly side Of
said westerly line of Paterson street fifty (5) Feet
thence westerly and parallel with seventh street
one hundred 400 feet; thence northerly and paral-
lei with Paterson street fifty $50 feet to the line
forming the southerly side ofSeventh street; thence
running easteriy along the said southerly side OF
seventh street one hundred t0N feet to the point or
iioned tnpt yet opened is now known as Division
Dated June !. 1850.
ROBERT DAVIS, sheriff.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21
Testified Against Their Mother.

Rose Flanagan, of No. 1874 Railroad
avenue, a respectfully dressed. middle
aged woman, was sent to the County Jail
for thirty days yesterday upon complaint
of her son and daughter. William, the
son, testified that his mother was an
habitual drunkard, and spent all the
meney she could get for rum. His father,
he said, was dead, and he and his mother
lived with his married sister. The
daughter corroborated the sons testi-
mony. The mother pleaded hard for her
liberty, declaring that she would not
drink another drop.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21
TN cHANcERY OF NEW JERSEY.

Between James Murray and timothy Murray,
Complainants, and Dennis Murray, Thomas Murray
and Cornelius Murray, Defendants.
On dill for partition.
Gerry OF New Jersey, made In the above, entitled
cause and bearing date the. twents.ninth DAY Of
nine. | shall offer for sale at public vendue, at my
Onice In the Weldon Building, No. 40 montgomery
street, Jersey City, New Jersey, on
MONDAY. the twenty fourth day Of June next
at two o'clock in the afternoon, all that certain iot.
tract or parcel Of land and PREMISES sitaate, lying
Of Hudson and State q New Jersey. bounded a1d 4
the line drawn parallel with North Fifth fnow T ihir,
southerIy .therefrom. and one hundred 900 feet
thence. running easterly along said line parallel
alleyway OF eight 49, feet in width, extending q
North Fifth street; thence northerly along SAID
| alieyvay f~orty-hve AS feet to another aneywsy OF
ave Isl feet In width, running westerly parallel, TO
North Fifth street, thence westerly along the line
OF said alleway last mentioned thirty-stx $3.50 feet;
thence sontherly parallel with Prospect. street
~fortyiive 40 feet 70 the point or place q bsgin'
mehts and. appurtennnces g the said premise %
| longing or In any way agpsrtaining-
EDWARD D.
Special Master IN chancery Of New Jerss
Dated May ~. les9.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21
THE NEWS OF BAYONNE.

Notes of the Social Doings of individuals
and of Societies.
A "crazy supper" held at the residence
of Mr.. William Rumble, No. 16 West
Thirty-seventh street, last evening, was
the source of considerable amusement to
the members and friends of the Young
Peoples Society of the Mattison M. E
Church.
The Iroquois Athletic Club lawn fair
will be held this evening.
At the residence of Mrs. M. Serrell, In
Avenue A, a sociable was given last even
inr by the Ladies' Aid Society of the First
Baptist Church. 1t was the last enter
tainment of the series this season.
Bayonne Lodge No. 80, F. and A. M,
met last evening in their lodge room,
Schuyler Building. Degree work was
performed.
Bayonne Lodge No. Q, Ancient Order OF
United Workmen, will meet this evening
in Odd Fellows Hall.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21
A Neighbors' Quarrel in Court.

Mary Corcoran, Of No. go Railroad
avenue, was bound over by Justice Still
sing this morning to keep the peace.
Catherine Daniels, of the same house,
complained that Mrs. Corcoran broke
open her door and threatened to take her
life. ~
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21

ROBERT DAVIS. Sheriff.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21
WIN work the Master,s DEGREE.

The last regular communication of
Jersey City Lodge No. IA, F. & A. NJ, be-
fore the summer vacation will be held this
evening. The Master Mason's degree will
be worked. Members of sister lodges are
cordially welcomed.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21

Permits to sell fireworks have been re-
ceived by forty storekeepers from the City
Council.
Councilmen Scofield, Cadmus and
Cronin have been appointed a special
committee to cause new tax maps to be
made of such parts of the city as in their
Judgment most require them.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-06-21

Exercises at st. HIary's School.
The annual exercises ofgthe first class OF
St, Mary!s Parochiai School were held in
the institute last night in the presence Of
The National tribune., 1889-12-26
The Baton Craze In Washington.

Washington seems 10 be "A city of buttons
Everyone you meet wears button of some
kind or other. few years ago some fertile
mind among the Grand Army veterans Thought
Of the device of the little button which every
veteran now wears in tho lapel of his coat. The
idea at once became popular. and now almost
cvery veteran wears the plain little badge of
comradism. The Loyal Legion next took the
idea np, and its handsome button is becoming
very we'll known. Other army organizations
from time 20 time adopted the same emblem of
recognition, and now the idea is spreading even
10 the secret societies. Tho Mystic Shriners,
II branch of the Masonic Order, has adopted Il
button bearing the owl and crescent of their
Order. Knighth0oda of varoas kinds are wear
ing buttons and. in one word, from the White
House down 20 the lowest Treasury Watchman,
everybody seems to be going around with but
ton of some kind. The President and most of
the members Of his Cabinet wear the plain but
ton Of the Grand Army. Secretary Noble wears
the Loyal Legion button. Nearly all of the
Senators wear the Grand Army button, while
Henderson, liawley and Plumb are Loyal Le.
gion men. In the House, almost every Repub-
lican Congressman has button Of some kind
showing service in the Union army while on
the Democratic side it is hardly necessary to
state. not button of that kind Is worn Walk
ing on the Avenue, every second man has
button.
The National tribune., 1889-12-26
A rase Of Abduction.
fTs.J..3 HE ti,xes 1

A couple. who appeared TO have walked
long distance over country highway, aud to
be man aud wife. were w-rauging ON the north
portico OF tho City Hall yesterday. when po-
liceman approached and asked what was the
matter.
shes kicking up rumpus," replied the
man.
NO haint, either. lie wants to Hunk on
his bargain" she protested.
We'll, what is it2"
"Why, we've boon married about a year"
said the man. and we don't get along together
! said we'd better divorce. and she said she'd
take s. aud let me go"
Seven, JIM said seven"
You said Ave"
Where were ron going to got a divorce1"
asked the officer.
IN here. That's what We came for. Soons
we git IL I'm going 10 Canada"
said seven dollars, Jlm.' put I'm the wifo.
You said eve"
Seven"
You vo gotter fur nvel"
Seven dollars or won't sign I"
The officer proceeded to oniighten tho couple
little on the divorce question, and when he
was through he husband said
IL | cant get divorce, then I'll abdnct
myself"
Then III abduet after you - she replied.
aud IN he started down the street she trotted
along nj his heels. and was prepared for any
dodge he might make.
The National tribune., 1889-12-26
lie Gave II Up.


Elijah, dear, viii you dress Willie this
morning? Pm in such hurry, and it won't
take but minute or two"
Certainly" replied Mr.. Bixby, cheerfully
I'D just as soon dress the little chap as not.
Here. my little man. come aud let papa dress
you. I'll have you neat as pin in "A iihy."
Willie, agod fonr comes reluctantly from bis
p.aythings and Bixby begins
Now let's of with your mighty gown and
keep still, dear, or can't unbutton it. There,
now, wo'll-sit still. child. What makes you
squrm around like an eel ? Where's your little
shirty2 All. here il is nnd-sit still Put up
your arm-no, the other one, and-can't you
keep still half "a second ? Put mp your other
arm and stop hauling aud pulling so !! Now,
let's-comc here, boy What under heaven do
you mean by racing off like that with nothing
on but your shirt2 Now you come here and
let me put the rest of your duds on. Stand
still. say Put your leg in hero Not that
leg! There you 30 squirming around like an
angle.worm. Now, If you don't keep still,
young man, Fllstop pulling at that chain,
aud-here. Mary Ellen. you'll have to dress this
wTigRling animal yourself ! couldn't do 1t in
10 years. Go 10 your mother. sri"
The National tribune., 1889-12-26
Wanted Him TO Stay Lost.

"What did you want?" queried the Sergeant
at Police Headquarters yesterday as a colored
woman came IN.
q Heard from my old man yot?" she asked.
Let's seer Who was he ?"
Named Haygood, an he run'd off las Sum
mer"
"Oh, ! remember. No, we haven't heard
anything of him yet"
Thanks" tt
"Yon are very anxious, presumed"
Yes, sab, ! was afraid yOn had found him /"
"And yon don't want him found?"
Not zactly right away, sah / was dun
mar'd agin two days ago. Better let him look
his own self up"
"Whew!"
Business is business, sab. Nobody kin dun
fool aroun' in dis yere world an make money
Jist keep quiet an let dc ele man stay losted."