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Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
A Happy Woman.

'rhe happiest women like the
happiest nations have no history"
says the wonderful writer, George
Eliot, but no woman can be happy
who is suffering from the irregular.
ities or weaknesses so common to
the sex. DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription viii sooth the nervous
troubles and restore health and
vIgor once more. The roses will
bloom again on those faded checks.
1t is a positive cure for the most
complicated and obstinate cases OF
prolapsus, weak back, "femal weak
ness" auteversion, retroversion,
"bearing-down" sensations, chronic
congestion, inflammation and ulcer
alton, pain and tenderness, and
kindred ailments.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
A PUBLIC eENEFACroA

"Who is II. H. Warner, Of Roches
ter, N. Y, whose Safe Remedies, %
pecially Warmers Safe Cure, have st
tanned such success and celebrity a
home and abroad?"
The question is inspired as nuch by
affection as curiosity, since through
his instrumentality hundreds of thou
sands, in both hemispheres, hay,
been restored to health and happi
ness.
Hon. H. III. Warner, then, is Z
leading and honored resident oI
Rochester, not only, but = prominent
and influential citizen of the United
States. On several occasions chosen
by his party as q National delegate te
nominate a President of the Republic,
he has been mem Der Of the Repub-
can State Committee and Of its Exc
cutive Committee. He il O member
OF the American Institution for the
Advancement OF Science; president
OF the Rochester Chamber of Com.
merce; successful and upright bust.
ness man. He has given away for
tunes in charities. The celebrated
and costly Warner Observatory OF
Rochester was conceived, endowed,
and is maintained by him. His
muniticent prizes for the discovery of
comets has been at once the wonder
and delight of the scientific world.
The yellow fever scourage in the
South, the Ohio floods, the fire dis
ssters Of Rochester and other cities
awakened his profoundest sympathies
and in each instance his check for
from $500 TO IS, 900 swelled the several
relief funds. Where other wealthy
men give tens and hundreds, he gives
hundreds and thousands.
Ills charities are as ready and
magnificent az his enterprises and
public spirit are boundless.
The world has need Of more such
men.
An incident led him into the manu-
tacture OF medicine. Seized some
twelve years ago with what the ablest
physicians termed fatal kidney dis
ease, he was miraculously restored TO
health by what is now known az
Warmers Safe Cure. At once he re-
solved TO make known the merits of so
potent a remedy, and the consequence
Is that to-day he has immense labora-
tories and warehouses in the United
States, Canada, England, Germany,
Austria, Australia and Burmah. sales
Of his sale Remedies are enormous.
and their power over disease simply
The merit Of production is in ex.
act keeping with the character of its /
producer. An honest and reliable /
man himself, Mr.. Warner makes /
honest and reliable medicines-a fact /
Abundsnly aitested by their phsno-
nenAl sihcacy aud popularity.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
THE NEW DISCOVERY,

You have heard your friends aud
neighbors talking about it. You
may yourself be one of the many
who know from personal experience
just how good thing ii is. If you
have ever tried IL, you are one of its
staunch friends, because the won
dertul thing about il is, that when
once given a trial, DIR. Kings New
Discovery ever after holds a place in
the house. Ii you have never used
1t and should be afflicted with a
cough, cold or any Throat, Lung or
Chest trouble, secure a bottle at
once and give il a trial. ltis guaran-
teed every time, or money refunded.
Trial Bottles Free at DanielJ. Fry's
Drugstore.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
A Fortunate Druggist.

Mr.. Edwin W. Joy for many years and now
prosperous drussis, on the corner OF Stockton
and Market streets in San Francisco, probably
never dreamed of rivaling In wealth the medi.
cine kinss Of the country, But various rumors
having been floating around to tho effect that
he has struck II big, an E.s~iser reporter was
detailed to uneArth the cause, and after mrch
difheulty unraveisd the following story:
IL sscms thai about seven years ago an English
physician, great student Of botany, located in
this city, His practice was not extensive, and
yet the few cases that came 90 him attracted no
little attention. His success seemed 10 be In
the treatment OF liver and kidney disorders.
and vitisted blood. In fact his ability TO cope
with these common complaints was marvellous.
He seemed almost infallible. and his quiet
modest methods and his well.kept secret was
- much . mystery ~ himself After his de-
pArtare about year later Mr.. Joy determined
~ fsthem the secret, and copying all the pres
eriptions he had allied for the errsro doctor
he began . systematic analysis In his exam
inAten he discovered running all through tho
prescriptions for liver aud Kidney troubles.
viustea blood and stomach disorders . couple
Of vegetable extracts indigenous 10 California.
~ simple and 90 we'll known under honely
every day ne mes 10 every school boy a. 10 en-
tirsly dissipsts the suspicion that they were
the aetys principles involved. SO certain.
however Was Mr.. Joy that he had discovered
the sscrVt, that he embodied the new elements
In prspArstion of ssrsspArilla - disguise the
tAsis. and put 10 before his customers under the
modest name Of Joys Vegetable sArsaparills.
imrneiiasely the same marvellous stories came
hack % its astonishing enects. aud the mystery
w.s solveA. and the tslk tt has crested has
slsssay caused a 10 step iaso prouinsaes. and
e~ass pear N daily from Ell over tAs eosst.
As< Ass ssssAs osnfsssia isdpssy issps lap
Ssssssses' - u xs>NlsG
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
A FEW MIIIIONAIRES

New England can show as many
as fifty millonaires, 80 called, but
who are worth many millions each
vast number of millionaires,if one
worth million may be 40 called,
while the number Of semi-million-
aires IL too great to enumerate In a
news article. Blake of Bangor IL
worth five millions, Brown nearly M
much. Davenport Of Bath Is an
other and SO IL Newcomb OF Bidde-
ford. Frank Jones of New Hamp-
shire IL II well-l.nown millionaire
whose millions are numerous; the
two Sawyers are worth millions, and
there are many widows equally rich.
In many little towns of Massachu-
setts are mlllionaires by the dozen.
When the Etna fire company was
likely to break In consequence of the
Chicago fire, ITS counting room was
showed under with offers Ia stock IL
with millions enough TO make 1t
impregnable. The same was the
experience of other New England
fire companies.
What old Ben Butler is worth no
man knoweth but he Is many times
millionaire. The Ayers family IL
notoriously rich, among the richest.
so is Hood, the Sarsaparilla man,
aud Levi Brown of Adams and
Whitney of Holyoke. Wallace OF
Fitchburg Is another, and II takes
eight figures TO express the dollars
owned by Ally of Lynn. New Bed
ford has dozen such rich men,
while Providence, Hartford and
New Haven with many other towns
ARE not n whit behind In their num-
ber OF millionaires. Coming near
and into Boston the people worth
millions each are too numerous to
count. Nearly all this money has
been gathered from the west on
loans, insurances aud bonds of rail
ways, etc., that are annually earn
Ing more money for their owners,
which money IL re-loanod out To the
western farmer at good interest,
II is u little queer that where the
labor aud the land and all other real
sources OF wealth are there is no
money. The money stays in one
place and draws all the earnings o;
toll TO it-a sort of magnetic attrac-
tion
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
A Contrary Man,

"Do you know" asked woman
nt the Woodbridge street station the
other day, whether y small man
with lop shoulder and u cataract In
his eye has been tished out of the
river within the last two days"
mo such case, ma'am."
HAS such man been sent up?"
"les, We had HIM In here for
drunkenness" answered the ser
gcant, amer consulting the records,
"Just as | thought, He told me
he was going Ia suicide, bat he's con.
tmriest man in the world, aud
hguWd that he would be in the
wurkhouse instead of at the bottom
OF the river | never make no mis-
takes on him Jim.n
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
STANDS AT THE HEAD.
The Oregon Exhibit Stood First at the
National Teachers Association.

Concerning Oregon's exhibit at
the National Teachers Association
at Nashville, Tennessee, the Nash
vile American published there, says:
The exhibits are so numerous and
all 80 worthy Of mention that it is
difficult to determine which carries
of the palm, especially as they diff
fer essentially. Still it seems to be
the general opinion that the exhibit
from the public schools Of Oregon
deserves to stand first on the list.
This exhibit consists OF drawings
in crayon and pastel, and also pri-
mary work Of the same kind. 1t Is
no fslsome praise to say that this
branch Of education has been
brought to high state Of perfection
in the public schools of Oregon, and
the exhibit effects great credit credit
alike upon the pupils and their
teachers.
Special attention Is due ito the
little party Of seven who have
shown such progressive and enter
prising spirit in bringing this exhi-
bition over 25O0 miles. Converse
ton with them reveals the liberal
ideas with which they come, ever
ready to overlook the possible short
comlngs of IA Southern city, lavishly
praising its every advantage, and all
the while manifesting just pride
in the merits Of their own state and
country. They have not labored in
vain. The general superintendent
Of the educational exhibit pro-
nounces their work undoubtedly
the best Of all. They have gone In
to make deep and favorable inn
preston. Three rooms at the Max
well are profusely decorated and
published as their headquarters.
Their space at the capitol extends
over one whole section and in
one of the rooms Is slowed enough
~ fiji the entire hall Of representa-
tives.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
OIfHsEl.XEn AHEAD.

1t is published that the citizens oi
the United States average only
about six dollars per capitum. Yes
but IA citizen of the United States If
a citizen of New York or Missouri,
etc. aud he Is II citizen of some
county who Is also n citizen Of some
school district, who is II citizen Of
some city, etc. You'll find we can
brag on high taxes with any other
people. We're always ahead and
will always keep so.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
Henry Vas a Success.

"Tell me, Uncle Charles, plead,
ed Amelia, do you thiuk that
Henry will make good hushaud%'
II think he will, applied Uncl,
Charles, without hesitation. ~
Offered him clg, last =, eulug, and
he took II is finely as At Was given
When he opened hls ooaI la se,n,A
OF n match he exposed his Walstc,aI,
aud It's M1 upper packets Wen,
filled With cigars. have uo hesita.
ton in saying that H,ny viii prove
n saving, economical husband"
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
A SnuNn IEeM nPlklnN.

T., Bainbridge, Munday Esq,
County Atty., Clay Co., Tex. says;
"Have used Electric BitIers with
most happy results. My brother
MAS also very Low with Malarial
Fever and Jaundice, but was cured
by timely use og Ihis medicine. Am
satisfied Electric Bitters saved has
life.
Mr. d. !. Wilcoxson OF Hurse
Cave, Ky, adds a like testimony,
saying: li1 positively believes he
would nave died, had Il not been
Tor i,le tric Rltters,
This ,N,at Vmejy viii ward oil,
a. well as CGns al Malarial Diseases,
aud for all kidAcy, Liver and Stom-
acn nisorders stands uneQuaied.
Price 5sA'. sndSl az Danlel ]. tl'y's
prlgstore,
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
Goodness and llumor,

Rev, Joshua Petcrkin Il perennial
In humor rs he is In goodness. On,
Of his anecdotes in the Episcopal
Council WAS tina, during flood In
the Ohio valley relief boat went
10 u submerged house and found the
thriftless owner penned up IN the
second story. supplies wert hand
en- In 10 him through Hn upper
window, when he broke forth;
"Thank the Lord; do not know
what | would have done but for tins
blessed flood
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
4 Deep bark Problem.

She--lt must be awfullv nice
Jack, Ia be a great editor aud u h,
ahlv tos~ay mems minds with ia,
sinlkv ct a pen.
He Bu, you dom, Snow ,he dis
couragenr,l, 0f the profession, Flo,
I've heeu trying ,o sway the bus
iucss managers nind nn a tlnan,
oisl l'oint Tor senc week, but with
out succs'rS.
She--l dalV SAY lt L. sMre dark,
deep puobl,n tha, hc fails IL grasp
He-les | want \ n,ise 2t e. y
week.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
SCRAPS"

Some of the old prohibitionisti
now call Massachusetts the Old Bay
Rum State.
Immense forest fires i'm the Rocky
mountains are raging in Wyoming
northern New Mexico and western
Kansas.
Fierce timber fires in the vicinity
Of GunnisOn, Colo, have been burn
ing several days, the smoke obscur
ing the sun.
Sarah J. Mackin, a widow Of
Johnstown, Pa, who lost all hei
earthly possessions by the flood, has
just been awarded a pension and
back pay amounting to So, 966.
Poultry farming does not take a
great deal Of land, but with good
management the harvest comes
every day, and though it is small,
its multiplication by all the days OF
the year, makes a sum that COM
pales favorably with more preten-
tious ventures.
Each respectable beggar in our
large cities has his particular stand
or district, inside the metes and
bounds of which no other beggar
intrudes. And good business
they make of 1t. The which is
merely predatory to the introduc-
ton of little dialogue between two
Dublin professors of Indulgence:
First Boy-Will you cross your
heart and take your oath that it is
so?
Second Boy-You bet | will.
First Boy-Will you take your
dying oath?
Second Boy-Yes, | will.
First Boy-Will you bet nickel
it's so?
Second Boy-No, | won't take no
such chances as that.
Visitor Ito Bobby)-That's beau
tiful new pair of trousers you We got,
Bobby.
Bobby-Yes; pa said he gave Sl5
for them.
Visitor-Is'nt that big price,
Bobby, to pay for little boys trou-
sers?
Bobby s'pose so; but he meant
when he bought 'em for himself.
"Good-morning to ye, Mrs. Fo-
garty" Breaches snuff-box to offer a
pinch).
Thin good-morrow kindly, Judy;
/ hope see you well this mornin."
$50, Mrs. Fogarty, you married
your daughter"
AZ did-praise be to goodnessw
"Did she get good match?"
"Faix, thin it's herself that did!
She got blind Darby Driscoll, on
the Dyke, that makes more than
any o. thin beggars in Cork"
"I'm delighted to hear it, Mrs.
Fogarty. Did you give her any
fortune, Mrs. Fogarty%"
ANY fortune, is it! All, thin
now, Judy, is insultin' me you'd lie?
Sure you know In your heart that
child o mine was never married
without it. Didn't i give her the
best side of Patheric street, which,
If well begged, is worth seven and
siXpence sterling week."
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
Il Died with Him.

Fred J. Seymour, who died at
Findlay, Ohio, last week, from II
paralytic stroke, was the discoverer
of process of manufacturing al.
uminum by which the precious met
al could be extracted from common
clay, and so carefully did he keep
his kowledge to himself that no one
living Is believed to possess the Sc
cret. Seymour organized the Amer
lean aluminium company, of which
General Russell A. Alger is president.
The company employed u large
number of chemists, but when all
the preliminary process of manufac-
ture has been completed 1t was Sey-
mour's inyariable custom to lock
himself In his labratory and add
an unknown chemical by which the
valuable preparation was separated,
his sudden death places the Ameri-
can aluminium company in II very
position.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02

Employer-Are you watchful
and prudent in looking after bust.
ness interests? Applicant for posi-
tion-I've carried the same umbrella
over two years without losing it OF
having it stolen. Employer-Then
you may have entire control of my
extensive business and name your
own salary.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
The Gasnel of Justice.

Col. II. G. Ingersol says: / be
lieve In the gospel Of justice-that
we must reap what we SOW. | dc
not believe In forgiveness. If / rot
Mr.. Smith, and God forgives me,
how does 1t help Mr.. Smith? If
by slander cover some girl with lep-
rosy OF some imputed crime and she
withers away like blighted flower,
and afterwards ! get forgiveness,
now does that help her? If there is
another world we have got to settle;
no bankruptcy court there. Pay
down. Among the ancients, If you
committed crime, you had to kill
Il sheep; now they say, "charge it,"
"put II on the slate" 1t won't
do. For every crime you COM
NIT you must answer to your
self and the one you iniure. And
If you have ever clothed another
with unhappinessas with garment
of pam, YOU will never be quite as
happy AS If you had not done that
thing. No forgiveness; eternal in
exorable, everlasting justice-that
is what | believe In. And IL 1t goes
hard with me, | will stand it. And
l will stick to my logic, and Will
bear IL like Il man.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02

The immediate symptoms of Dys-
pepsia, or Indigestion, are distress
sing sense Of weight, oppression and
fullness in the stomach, heartburn,
loss of appetite, foul breath, belch-
ing, flatulency, nausea pains in the
shoulders and breast. DR.. Henley's
Dandelion Tonic promotes healthy
digestion and removes all unhealthy
symptoms. Sold by ID. w. Mathews
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02

Tiger shooting continues to be ex-
cellent sport in India, there seem
ing to he no diminution in the sup
ply OF the fierce creatures. An En-
glish mn writes home: "On two oc-
casions j shot three together; one
lot in n thicket over bullock they
had killed, the other three over Il
'kill' by moonlight. They were
quite unsophisticated; and, as one
was killed on the spot by the first
shot, the Others returned in "a few
minutes, evidently thinking it was
all right, rs their comrade had stayed
behind. shot one of these when
the other again soon returned, and
got the three before 8 o'clock. Next
day came TO n splendid mate tiger
face to face and on foot. He had
come TO eat dead elephant, which
| had gone to look at. | shot him
dead on the spot"
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
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Professor of History-Mr. Grim
pie, if Napoleon were alive to-day,
what part in the game of life do you
think he would prefer to play? Stu
dent-Pm sure 1 don't know sir; but
he wouldn't be tall enough to play
first base.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02

"How IS THIS" said an angry
purchaser to land agent in Nebras'
ka, "you said that the temperature
here averaged only 80 degrees for
the year and now It's zero" All
right! zero in winter and one hun
dred above IN summer. Fifty is ex-
actly the average, don't you see.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02

Clarissa the bride-to-be)-Oh am
so afraid | shall blush like any
thing! Apelia (who wanted him
herself)-Never fear, dear; even il
you do it will never show through
all the paint you have got on your
face.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
FRIDAY 2, 1889

THAT they may regain lost health
invalids are advised by their physi-
clans to go down by the sad sea
waves for little change and rest.
And the inevitable result is that the
baggage transfer man gets the
change and the hotelkeeper the rest.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02

Etta-Lottie, mamma ordered a
bathing suit from Paris, and it has
Just arrived. Come around and see
it. Lottie-Well, if ii is anything
like the one you had on at the Pier
last season, there Isn't much to see!
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
Bucklen's Arnlca SalYe.

The best salve in the world for
cuts, bruises, sores. ulcers, salt
rheum, fever sores, letter chapped
hands, chilblains, corns and all skin
eruptions, and positively cures piles
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by Daniel j. Fry, drug
gist.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02

Iustomer--"Say, RoIhstein who's
that man doing all that yelling and
screaming and swearing at the
clerks In the rear end Of the store%
II lths,ein-"On, dot VAS Rosenburg
der silcn. partner
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02

Leave Portland at : a. m. and $40 d. m.
se e..iiy arrive al Minneapolis or st. Paul at
IASifac DIyIsIoN.-Trains leave Front
and q strert daily al ll,1 "a M ana so
Z. N; Af.sNe at Tacoma at 7:lO m and
49, a m arrive seattle 9a5a M and e.a5 D. m
trough Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars,
ele siht day cotcaes. finest palace dining
elreci, llali service. A. ID. CHARLTON
Assi; Genl lass Agent, l2l First ~. Cor
" Warrington ~, Portland, OregL n.
Depot coruer first andG Slreets,
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02
Northern Pacific Railroad.
GREAT OVERLAND ROUTE.
TWO FAST TRAINS DAILY!
NO CHANGE OF CARS
SHORTEST LINE TO CHICAGO
And all points East via
ST. PAUL and MINNEAPOLIS.

Ihe Northern Pacific railroad is the only
line running Passenger trains, Second class
sieepers !iree OF charge) Luxurious Day
Soachssa Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars.
ralsce Dining Cars, tmeals 75cl nom Pori-
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02

&c that your ticket read via the Northern
raSlne railroad and avoid the
change ofcarS.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-02

The soil is black and rich. !
mountain peaks. Arrangements
"a number of residences are soon t
within the limits of the city of S
land addition for one-third of th'
cally not half so far from the p
called "inside lots.n
Omaha daily bee., 1889-05-21
A Music Teacher Missing.

ATLANTIC, Ia. May 20.-TSpecial Telegram
to THE BEE. IA week ago a young lady
music teacher, aged twenty-five years, who
had been teaching the piano three months at
Harlan, came from Harlan to Avoca to go to
Council Bluffs to rent piano. In Avoca she
stopped at the Rockhold house, and while
there sat in the parlor and played the piano.
A dramatic troupe was at the same hotel,
bound for Harlan. She became acquainted
with them, but all the members of the troupe
and several others certify that she took the
evening train for Council Bluffs. In the
Bluhs city she was to stop at the Bechtelle
house, but she has not been seen nor heard
of since she took her seat in the car at Avoca.
She never reached the Bechtelle house, and
never reported mt Mueller's music rooms,
where she was to go. Telegrams have been
sent in all directions, but nothing can be
learned concerning her. Her name is Hen
erietta Clayton, and her parents live at
Bloomfield, la. Her father is now at Avoca.
and is at a loss to know where to look for his
daughter Miss Clayton had been making
her own way in the world, and would not be
easily deceived or imposed upon. Altogether,
this is strange case,