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Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25
HUMOROUS.


 A saloon-keeper says the letters w. C. I. U mean "women constantly torment us"
 -"Have you ever stopped to con- sider what is the chief end of our ex- istence on this mundane spherep" sked the solemn old gentleman with the shining garb. "Dividend," replied the oil speculator -Terre Haute Ex- press.
 First Robber - i've found the dress the lady of tho house does her shopping in. l suppose her purse is in the pocket Second Robber- "Then we'll have to take the dress with us. We can hunt for the pocket when we have whole day to spare V
 Spectator (to dcfendanO Well, l guess the jury will find for you. The judges charge was certainly very much in your favor. Don { you think SOP" Defendant (moodily)-"Oh, l knew all along that the judges charge would be all right. It's the lawyers charge that's worrying me.
 On the Horse-car. -''Do you be- long to the Salvation Army?' he asked of stern-visaged woman who stood at his side No. sir. l do not But in this generation of tired men, she added, with a whitening glance at the row of sitting males, "I seem to belong to the standing army She got a seat. -Harper's Bazar,
 This world is pretty evenly di- vided after all, said the butcher, as he scraped away at his block. "How2" Lady in the diamonds and sealskiL gets out of her carriage and comes in here and inquiries for 'sassage. ," "Well?n Well. other folks have the money and us butchers have the edde- cashun. Makes me feel more content Detroit Free Press.
 First Member Sewing society)- Dear me, Here we've heen talking for three hours and haven't got to sewing yet. Second Member-"Sew- ing? What sewing? Third Mem ber-"Why, sewing ,ocietie, ought to sew. you know ' Tho president "Ladies, owing to the latencss of the hour the Sowing Society for the Amelioration of the Heather will now adjourn " N. r. Weekly.
 Country Magistrate (geniaIly, to complainanO -"Oh boys will be boys! I wouldn't prosecute cm, if vas you That cut over VT eye will soon heal, and ye know they wouldn't a stoned yc if ye hadn't got mad when they sassed ye Jest remember ye was boy once rsclf, and Mag.stratc's Wife Crushing n) "Hna,! Silas! Them boys is in our orchard ag'inm Magistrate (darting up) -"Consarn 'em! Where's my shotgun ?'-Puck.
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25
HEREDITY IN GEESE.
A Transmission of Terror to the Third
 Anscrine Goneration.

Anscrine Gcneration.
 A correspondent of the Revue Sciontifique vouchcs for the following story; For about twenty years he was in the habit of visiting two or three times each year a farm where was kept a flock of geese, numbering from thirty to thirty-five in the early part of the winter, and in the spring four or five left for breeding pur- poses; these also generally being killed a few months later, after the new broods had attained their growth. In the month of July, 1862. on a feast day, the farmer and his men being absent, the geese were for gotten and were attacked by dogs, which killed many of them. The next evening at twilight the farmer thought they must have been at. tackled a second time. He found them flying about in their pen much fright ened, but the dogs were nowhere to be seen. The next day the terror re- appeared at the same hour, as it did on the following day, and from that time on. Tho correspondent of the Revue had forgotten this fact when. ten years latcr he chanced to be on the farm one evening. and heard the cackling of the apparently frightened geese, When he asked for an explanation. he was told that this had been kept up from the time they had been attacked by the dogs; that there had been no repetition of the attack, and that the flock had been re- newed in the meantime at least three times. If this story is well authen- ticated. We have case of the trans mission of terror to the third genera ton in family of geese.
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

Among the authors whose manu scripts are written in violet-colored ink, it is said, are William D. How. els, Julian Hawthorne, Charles Dud- ley Warner, Grace Greenwood and the poet Whittier.
 Statistics have been furnished by the Chautauqua Association to the ef- feet that over three thousand years would be required for any one person to read all the literary works now in existence that are recognized as stand ard.
 Sir Edward Baines. of Leeds, is probably the senior European journal ist. He represented his fathers paper at the "Peterloo Massacte' in 1919, and is probably the oldest survivor of that scene. He is now more than ninety years old.
 Mrs Fanny Kemble, now viz orous old lady of eighty, living in En- gland, has written 8 novel The scene is in the Berkshire hills, where she lived forty years ago and occa- sionally astonished the natives by her eccentric behavior.
 A Chicago paper which runs a story daily, or which did run one, made inquiries of over four hundred readers before it found one who had read ten lines of the serial Most people look upon them as something to fill up space with"
 Susan Warner, whose novel, "The Wide, Wide World" was the most popular American novel of its day, lies buried in the military cemetery. close by the Cadets Monument West Point The grave Is kept aboom by the sister of the authoress, Anna B. Warner, herself writer.
 Prof H. H. Boyesen. of Columbia College, is remarkable among literary men by reason of the fact that he writes with conspicuous elegance in at least three languages. He is fort unate, too, in being on terms of inti- macy with distinguished men in Amer ica, England and the continent
 Another prominent feature of American history has been attacked. Dr. William H. Egle, State Librarian of Pennsylvania, says the victims of the famous Wyoming massacre were trespassers who had frequently been warned by tho Government that they were invading the rights of the h. | dians.
 MT. Ruskin was once asked If it would not be well for the Welsh Ian guage to die out and be replaced by the English. God forbid,' he re- piled "The Welsh language is the language of music. There is no genius about the English language. The Scotch have got all the poetry and the Irish all the wit, and how the devil we got Shakespeare l do not know"
 pr. HofFmann, the author of "Struwwelpeter,' or Slovenly Peter, as he is presented to English-speak. ing children, a work almost as famous all over the world as the Munchausen stories, recently celebrated his eighti- eth birthday at Frankfort, his native town, where for many years he has | been at the head of the lunatic asylum. His nursery rhymes have gone through one hundred and fifty-seven editions, and are translated into every Euro pean language
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25
Served Him Right.

First Prisoner So, Jim, yer jugged again, see,
 Second Prisoner Yes, an I deserve it, too.
 First Prisoner How's that?
 Second Prlsoner-Neu, broke In q house on Prairie avenue, and found a woman's dress. l cond feel pocket book in it somewhere. and I began to look for the pocket.
 First Prisoncr-Wc,. you ought to have been caught, sure enough. = America.
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25

Don 'iUi."'e your lungs with a .a'FA voa@a vaen q pleasant and c'e"iIc remedy may be found in Dr. ;. II. McLean's Tar Wine Lung Balm
 \ few doses of Cascarinc will o"e'hs duil, heavy feeling caused by a drraus"d condition of the stomach or an inactive liver. Price j0c. and Sl.
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25

II have quito an interesting or nithological collection at home" said professor to his host. Il would be glad to have you cail. Are you inter- ested in birds?' Not much" "Ex- cept in larks, his vile put in. sending wave of indignation over his face - Merchant Traveller
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25

A Japanese romance entitled ''The Moon shining Through a Cloud Rent on Rainy Night has been translated into English and German. It is by writer by the name of Bakin. and his style is Ud to be suggestive Of Rider IaggarG.
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25
The Test of Intelligence.

What is that man talking aboutp' asked a girl of d travelling man who had taken her 10 lecture.
 Nothing In particular.
 And it took him all this time to say is1
 "Yes."
 What s ve' v smart nun he must be M, rchan' Trava!ar
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25
PRESCOTT. ARK. August t2, 1889

 working R. bed My health 1 that had to leave being badly swollen, fwhh was Finding C. R. Kings one
  yaa tI and morch ever Aug 2l, W. Y. aada
  p nca a Q
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25

A saloon-keeper says the letter. w. C. I. U. mean "women constantly torment us
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25
WHAT AN ALLIANCE MAN SAYS:

 he m lecnae from cLrorica and h f of tcl land including Hot otos
  him Aby l, Smthhdd count Texns.
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25

Distress after c.'iug heartburn. sick headache and heartburn are cured by Dr. j. II. Me!.ean's Liver and Kidney Pellets (little pills).
Nevada County picayune., 1889-09-25
Price S2.5O Gallon will last a M
Read the Eyidence--TestimOnials.

think tell the truth; write
  bogus certificate will for trouble and for claims We here few of the thouend
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22
A SAD AFFAIR.
Theodore sohmalsle, sou Of Jacob srhnal-
lie, J. Drowned Ia a >luice of the Yellow
stone.
T... 4 -.l u,,g.le TN. npI,

Theodore sohmalsle, son Of Jacob srhinal
lie, J. Drown.din a >iuice of the Yellow
stone.
Theodore 4, +. rtmai-le, the only
son Of Jacob S.nmal-lr, wa drowned
Yesterday about noon j., that sluIce o0
the Yellowstone which lie, norjh Z.
Ml,- CITY When the Tongue ri 9eI
i. low this sluire il dry hut when that
river i hiph, ~ IL j. NJ present, the
slnice Is full Of water aud "a heavy md
rapid current ruus through II.
Yesterday a number OF boy', among
whom were the deceased, a boy
named Jimmy Cillord, and u colorsd
hoy named Eugene Turner were at
The sluire fo- the purpose Of spreading
II sein. The Turner boy aud young
Schmhlsle were on a log which mad
tluated out IN the current where the
water was deep; her. the log revGlved
and threw b tn boys of, The Turner
buy could not swim, and was "n the
vrrge of drowning. Schmal,le swan
after him aud told him to hold on 10
HIM, theD h- tiled to get him Ashore.
Turner threw hi- arms about Schmal-
sic, preventing him from using bis
lower limbs IN swimming aud both
went down together. Clifford, who
Wa IN shore, real Ztng the danger OF
:he two bnys. strobe a horse and rode
IN after them. Only the hand of the
c0lored boy was seen above the water;
This he -eizad and dragged the boy
out. Schmalsle was not seen more.
The news of his drowning WAS
brought To town and his father and a
numbsr of citizens ran 10 the scene.
Jailer Hawkins and Two Of his men
stripped of and went into the water
10 search ol the body, rs also did Mr..
Schmalsle and Abraham Calm, the
latter Of whom stepped on the body,
which was found u few yards from
where he went down. His father
brought him out aud W. J. Mcdonald
took him home in his blackboard.
The hoy was thirteen years old and
was born In Hamburg, love. IL il
n uf the saddest affairs that ever
happened in Miles. aud The -ympathy
81 the whole community - ~ 10 the
father Of the unfortunate hoy.
The funeral will tgke place ou sun
day morning.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22
srrcIaI RnIr. Tor The q. A. q.

Dept. Commander J.. f. Galloway,
q. a. r., states that there T. a vigOr-
us movement, led ~ The commauder-
in-chiei. Grand Armyvf the Republic,
reinforced bys department cnmmand-
ers. aided 10y q. A, r. committeeman M
by prominent business men through.
0ut rhe country, 10 secure rate. over
all railroad, tn and from Milwaukee, 10
tue e.. A. X. encanpnent, Mt u cent
per mite gn!ng aud returning. Every
citizen of Montana at Milwaukee will
b. "a host within himself,n Ia adver-
tise the railroad, commercial and
other mstsrial interests ut IN" future
state of VI ,ntaDa. He thinks this rate
has been secured east Of 81. Paul and
Omaha.
We can see no reason why the y,
Z. should not allow such a concession
in favor of our Grand Army men in
Montana; II eastern roads have made
such a rate why should not the west.
ern roads do the same thing? There
are doubtless many G, A. II. men In
Montana who would like TO attend
the encampment IN Milwaukee anC
the item of railway fare L. a big thini
in the calculations a. to whether on
will attend or not.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22
Stole hIs Washing.

Aman named Griffith, an enlisted
soldier at Fort Keogh and a member
Of the post band, was arrested yester-
day afternoon aud brought TO Miles
City Oh achsrge of having stole GER.
tain clothing belonging to Mr.. Hanna
who Is now visiting the post. The
clothing consisted of laundried goods
which were left at the Mcqueen
house behind the counter and were
either stolen from there or on their
way over to the post. The man had
some of the articles OF the package on
his person. He had enlisted at tn,
post and had only been in the servic,
about six weeks.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22
Omaha.
Released but Re-Arresfed.

The man Harris, who was captured
10y +. NJ. Judd on Wednesday night,
was examined and released yesterday.
He had not been at liberty many min
utes, however. when he was r~earrested
upon newly discovered evidence, the
being . hat which IA discovered in
Mr. Miles house which 1t is believed
belonged to Harris. The hat Harris
had on when arrested was one which
Mr.. Miles Is pretty positive belonged
to his brother and which il missing
from the house. The hat found has
been sent TO Junction that it may be-
identified as the one Harris wore t.
Miles City.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22
Ellie Ellslcr ~ an Engineer.

Miss Effie Ellsler has carefully con-
cealed the only taste she has which
might be termed peculiar. She dotes
on locomotives an sn engineer can
easily make the acquaintance of the
dainty little lady aud recei,e her a. a
guest in the cab Of his engine If he
will agree 10 allow her to run the ma
chine. She will grasp the levers aud
manage the air brakes like al old
engineer with all the enthusiasm OF
her nature, From Missoula to Carl
son recently her little hands guided
the mpchine which drew the long ex.
press train. Miss Ellsler does every
thing well which she undertakes: II
she could only make an engine draw
a. much Ms her talents she could com.
mand any salary she named as an en-
giueer.
Miss Ellsler will appear at the Rinl
opera House this evening.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22
A uIYn ser,Iee Examination.

A civil service examination was
held ut the court house to examine as.
pirants for the position of railway
mail clerk. The board of examiners,
all OF whom were present, were Post.
master McAusland, Sheriff Irvine and
Abram Hall. Three applicants pre-
sented themselves; they were Alex
ander McAusland, Geo. McMurry and
Claud M. Potter. One peculiar feature
Of the examination was a list Of name,
Of prominent firms throughout tn,
United States written in the firm
hand, very many Of the signature
being almost illegible; these wer
given to be dsciphered. The aspiran
for the Office will have to compel
with those OF every town in Montan
where a civil service examination Wa
held, sol IL will remain 20 be seen VIII
will get the plum.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

THE TYLER DESK Co., of 81. Louis
Mo-, are now pushing another ingenu.
Gus Office Device. This time it Is
Tyler's Royal Automatic Type Writer
Cabinet aud Desk Combined. 1t il
adapted to every Machine now in
use, aud said to be the finest Oh Earth.
The Tyler System Of Bank Counters
are also attracting 4 great deal Of at
'ention, while the famous Tyler Desks
some IW styles-continue to grow
in public favor. Illustrated Catalogue
free.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Ny the mlE ir..,I ug,e,. sesk nerve are ea,ily
susceptible o. N.g.rst.ou, d term which also lrn,
ports iu iIi, l~IsraHra q~uleiude. The nervous
have bus =" de- lp7lHlers stomach H.tt'rs sy,-
Dramatically to overcome thai ,upet.sens!tiysness
Of The human s'IsJI.Im, which D. subyetsIys Of
an bobby trmIuU 5Up mental tranquility, and
Nhich reacts WIsl H%Guia'ly upon the 'ystuIn-
The diilguliy uHlrriyHrg his, AS welt a. many
other AllWeNt-r t- ma I".fsvl pr-im.iati0R, 80 lees
Than incomplete digestion Hf The TODD. IU the
~bIscHarg' VI both Tue digest SO and assImuaugr
lHu1liuls, toe Hi'rTs are JIr most potent, The
iup,t reliable auNl1str A. 'Lt body ~t-sains
r.GJT and regularity be- - all the hraiu aud uery.
nJ- system are also JrUclit-i. Persons subject to
The influence of ma,arIa, Iy.paptiC aud rseu
muIc l~nval!ts. aIl prrs pu. whose gidHeys ate ia
arliye, should also nsp the Bii'ris.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22
To- Woman >unragist-

Not all prIspus reallLe the great and
growing sentiment IN favor of equal
suffrage. Ia order to bring the sub
ierl before the constitutional convcn.
ton, it is re- Iue,ted that all adults.
maie or female, who desire an equal
suffrage provision in the new cousti.
tuition, will write Ia at lehst one OF the
delegates from their county, request
ing him to work for such n provision.
EVA WARREN COLLIER
Bedford, Mont, May 2lst. 1859.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Ia the Official report of the commits
sioDers proceeding, published in yes
terdsy'. issue, ii was recorded that
two bill OF S7j each had been allowed
TO Geo. X. MilbuTn for defending
criminals. This was an error, ona of
the c Iunts having been allowed to
C.. Il. Middleton. A. Milburn
didn't get the money for both claims
lac does not wish to be charged with il.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

the chang NJ life Samaritan Nervine
Is tie hii,- hiend. At Druggists.
Price 81 ~.
Cured ny sister, / wsu' to the
Lord in prayer and through kind
providence aye directed 10 you.
El5IpN j. MCINTYRE,
NIIlhuTy station, Mass,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22
The Ladies Delighted.

Tn" pleasant effect and the perfect,
safety with which ladies may use the
liquid fruit laxative, Syrup oi Figs,
under all conditions make il their
'avurite remedy. II J.. plea Ing 10 the
eye aud to the taste, gentle. yet fleet
ual In acting "a the kidney liver and
howcls.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

The weather ha- been very day in
Lewis II Clark count and the hny
crop j. reported ruined. The WEATHER
in Custer has he'a far the most pant
moist; bat a little rain would not hurt
nnu
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

The people are fully Ioused on the
tramp question now and It's time for
those Of that type Ia regard the adj
monition OF the song "liob up Serene
~" which reads, NOW il the time for
di%sarppAring.N
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

The west bound train last night was
delayed an hour by an accident which
befel the engine OF the first section at
Milton. The engine Of the second sec.
tiou vas taken and all the passenger
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

The speed s,Itcu and glove -glc NJ
Lee E'seubrrH'~ proves a. tihrlrdlrS
En0" " lem theN : ga uHrgNlu. Toe
rrirs- ae - lpw-they rlp't help II
Won KNOW.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

The son OF Mr.. l.. II. Her-hiir!d who
=, mysttIiou,ly disapt cared a few
days ago IN New York, j. drowned. He
wandered down about the docks aud
tel overheard.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Losr:-A wnEte cal, three month";
old. \ heavy rope was attached To IL
neck. A liberal reward will be paid If
lett at the residence uf
HENRY TUSLER
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

SAbL-NES-Ws wish a lev mrn 10 sell our goods
b. sample TO the whD.->alc aud retail tiafe. LaTg.
ct mduutrs Ia our line. Enclose scent stamp.
Nage' g. per lay. Perm tnent pDsiu n. No pos.
tai answered. Money advanced to- wages, ad
Nerlisini, etc. C~ENrESNIAL MAN'FG co., en-
CINSAIIt OHIO.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Tie annual meeting II Ihe -na7cho.der Of the
stock Growers National unuk, iur The election Ut
directors, Nhici Sa- ~. lUpuei will be held at the
banking house Tuesday June sjdl, l,sg, between
tue hOurs 4 ~ O'Clock a. IA. and 1 o'clock p, M.
H. 4 H~ATCllELDR,
T..kEa.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

cars were suited 10 the tirst section
leaving only the express car ard tre
cab0Ose Tor the disabled engine t.
haul.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
when she became Miss, she chung TO castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoris
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Two great enemies Hoods Sarssps-
rilla and impure blood. The latter is
utterly defeated by the peculiar medi.
cine,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Johnny CosgriT has started up the
Opera House %soloon, where he VIII be
pleased TO see his friends and the pub
lie generally.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Great praise is due the police powers
Tor the way they have ected in the
tramp season. They have been vigil
liant and careful throughout.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Prof, Bach has just received a guam
tity Of imported family wine, which
sells at $3.50 per gallon. This Is q
splendid summer cordial, and it, pur
ity is guaranteed. y
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Fifty pieces of oriental lace at Lee
EIserberg's, worth from 2jto 10 cents.
Special sale price II cents.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Ifyou are thirsty or want n good cigar
go to the Part II. Opera House saloon,
where Johnny Cosgrif is on deck.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

There will be a meeting of the w.
G. 4. u. to-day at the home OF Mrs.
Hall, at 3 y. m.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Col. Scheetz left last night for How
ard; Abe Calm left with him to go r.
work OF n ranch.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Do you want a child's or misses'
shoe that will wear? c. b. Towers &
90. have got them! They are beauties!
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

The rink will be open this afternoon
for all who wish to spend a few hours
recreation.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

DIR. Burleigh left last night for Hell
ena and will be back Monday.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Frank Liscomb has been appointed
postmaster AZ B~randephurg.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

+. Il. Whircomp, ~ Nv York, ar
rived Inst Uiuhi.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Fred Jones, Edward Larkin, f.
Harris. G. West and Mike Mccarthy
are the names given by five of the
tramps who were arrested on Sunday
last and have since been In Jail. They
wee srraigned before Judge Schwartz,
yesterday afternoon and there being
no evidence against them they wert
released upon condition that the,
would Immediately leave the tow
which they consented to do.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

j. G. Walker aud j. Cameron are up
from the Mussplshall.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

c. II, Druksn, from Baker, Oregon,
Is at the Marpuspu.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

Delegate Loud arrived last night
from a trip 10 Denver.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

W. " CnoN, OF Elroy, Wiz, u at
the MsrVuesu,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22

The drunkard swills alchohol, Wise
men use Samaritan Nervine, the king
Of all remedies. Druggists sell II.
AT the dawn Of womanhood OF in
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22
LOCAL ITEMS.

Alfred Myer-, Of Biting, j., in the
city.
Pm. Bc,t'- ~rrlsurtird lager bevr At
Buliard's.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1889-09-06
The Verdict Unanimous.

W. D, Suit, Druggist Bippus, Ind tesli-
fees 81 can recommend Electric Biliers as
the very hest remedy Every bottle sold has
given relief in every case. One man took
six bottles, and WAS cured OF rheumatism OF
10 years standing" Abraham Hare, Drug
gist, Belvills, Ohio, affirms: THE best SELL
ing medicine have ever handled in my 20
years' experience, is Electric Filters" Thou
sands Of others have added their testimony,
so that the verdict is unanimous that Electric
Bittrrs do cure all diseases Of the Liver, Kid
neys or Blood. 'nly half dollar bottle
al d Z. Owens Drug Store.