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Not the Reply She Expected.

NOT the hepIy Sne Expected.
From Time.
A teacher was giving natural history Lesson:
"Children," she said, '.you have all seen the
paw Of cat II 10 q soft - velvet, Isn't ~"
"Yes, num-"
"And you have seen the paw of . dog?"
sYes, mum"
"well, although the cats paw seems like
velvet, there IL, nevertheless, concealed IN IL
somsthing that hurts. What h it?"
No answer.
ssThe dog bites" said the teacher. "when he
u In anger, but what does the cot do?"
'sScrsfches," replied the boy.
sQuite right" said the teacher, nodding her
head approviugly; nov what he's the cat got
that the dog hasp'4"
s.XittsasT exclaimed . bog n The back ssw.
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Gfrdled Trees.

The rabbits, mice and other rodents usually
injure trees in the winter so that by spring it
is necessary to repair them in some way before
summer. Unless the pests have eaten the inner
bark all around the trees they will recover
with proper treatment The best remedy to
apply is to make stiff plaster out Of clay and
COW manure, adding a little water to make it
more plastic. II such plaster Is placed over
the barked portion of the tree, and secured into
position by a covering Of old bagging or cloth,
the wound is likely to heal up IN a short time.
II the weather is very dry it will be necessary
to wet the bandage occasionally. The great
object of the application is to keep the wound
moist while nature heals up the injury. II the
wound is large and serious one, II may be
necessary to cut of many Of the top limbs Of
the tree. This is to equalize the aow Of the
sap, which is necessarily diminished by the
wound. other remedies Tor girdled tress are
recommended but for . simple and effective
device, which any orchardist can apply, this
one cannot be surpassed. 1t is an old-fashioned
remedy, but it is as good to day as 1t was in the
days OF our forefathers. GEO. WILSON.
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The Boston Style of Counting.

liOia TIC DOsSou SOuEleT.
/.
They fingered at her fathers door,
The hour was shining bright
And 10 the maiden, DER and Ger,
The youth had said good night
But still reluctant TO depart,
Her tiny hand he pressed
While all the love that filled his heart
His ardent looks confessed.
III.
At length the maiden blushed and sighed
And said in accents low,
"l hope, dear John, you will not try
To kiss me ere you Co."
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In other words, the operation Of the act has
been such that while there was q majority Of
1900 for IL ut the time IL was passed the ma
jority II now 10000 against IL. With the sxcep-
tion Of Colchester (Nova Scotia al these coun-
ties ase IN Ontario.
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Points on Wedding Tours.

from The P1ttsbufe buIIeun.
There il q still lower depth Of deRra dalton in
the matter Of wedding tours than the purely
domestic brand upon whose charms have di-
lated. and this 10 the bridal trip to Europer'
How any girl with an allowance Of four
senses, setting aside i've or six, can 60 on .
wedding trip across the ocean, being married,
say at noon, and setting sail at or early next
day, 10 to my mind 20 much Of an unfeminine
mystery that don't believe ] care to have il
solved.
Yes, indeed, we have great deal yet to learn
from our English cousins and the sweet, ten
vste house in the country for the honey
moon, either loaned by . friend for the
occasion or rented, a. the case may be, Il by no
means the least of the lessons We may acquire
with profit and advantage.
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INSURANCE,

TEI HSISI S g I5S.:. 5T,D 10 ~ ~
s s2s 1 aSlEsas s. 80 No. ~
SEsF. SsSr AsoSI q -. fx.H36I EASztS
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TIE BEST AND suREsr DYE 10 color the beard
oro1n % black, a. may Be desired, 10 Buckins-
hams Dye for ne whisksrs Il never Java
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FAMILY SUPPLIES.

GREAT sLAUGHTEk IN FINE GRoCERIEs-MY
VI stock Is full and complete with all the dslicscies
Of the season lower than they have been oerSd
am the agent for a number of creameries, and my
receipts Of choice butter Is lsrger. and am Offering
great lnducemeIhs in price. from Zoe 10 25c per
pound for the very best Consumers would DO we'll 70
examine this fne butter. Goods delivered free 70 ali
parts of the city. Remember do business for the
ready money cheap n. A POOLE,
my30-1m ga IA. ave-
~ lures great remedy. Csstellon Wine IL Of special
benent IN cases Of dysentery and siment prevalent
during summer months II checks nd cures then
instantly and builds up the system Castelon Wine
has been tested by the highest medical sptbop1s5es
Trade supplied and for sale by
A. HEITMULLER 90,
my11-3m 1883 lxfh a
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MEDICAL, &c.


4 AIDES WHO REQUIRE THE SERVICES OF Az
~ experienced female physician should consult NrA
DIR. WILSON, ll05 Park Place me- bet b aud q M
and l2th sta ne. Ladies only. hemedye5. my2l-3vs
M ME DE FOREST, LoNG-EsTABIIsHKD AND
II her residence, 90l I st. NV. Once hourp fro0 II
to . p m with LADIES' only. ap2o-2ms
1T HAS NEVER BEEN coNTRApIcTED THAT
u DR.. BROTHERS Is the oldest-estAbished sdvsrtis-
ing Ladies Physician in the city. ladies', you
Particular attention paid 20 all diseases peculiar %
ladies' married or single. Forty years sxpsrasnoA
ID FAD AND BE wIsE-DR BRoTHxRs eoe , u.
4tsws APPEARED before me and made oath that ~ y
and viii guarantee cure n ali Gases o. pr1vsss
of men and furnish medicine charrs; consultar
n1n and advice free a. any hour q the Ssy SUB
Di.tres q 6oiam6as this thira day q july. issA
MANaoop REsJoREP sF UsIko a s2rTH
Wan cure any case Of nervous debility an6 i0.s &
peryepower. 1t impsrts yisor 70 ths vho4 WsssR.
Male or female soc b ST sw. nylEl1s
OHIcHEsTERs ENGLISH PENNYRoY4L PIIIa
chicheter's EnSiish Diamond brad in n nsssiiis
sS, ssh: :s. al r s sqs s sss 4 :s
sa S.s..esI.1: md %RfIfg iSf Lzbi
kaD 6i VIC si S.1e nssd shsns Xsps rsps
,oo.o. CHICHESTER 0HkncH g.
M MOTIFS F9EECa f0w2kEs Al 1I4
Throat, n...I. o. sIin Eoubiesi urlHaEy dssasssss1
IN boSRs Ns = SS -
e s 81 ga, DID z . %. i Sc 81
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EDUCATIONAL.

SHoRTHAND-sIMPLEST, MOST RAPID. MOST
- leg1ble. Proficiency an three months. Absolutely
no failures Typewritins taught free. HEAD SCHOOL.
OF ACME PHOSOGhAPHl, s2l ct. NV. je3-0ts
COLUMBIA CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC PIANO
SExcEange, Sl3 Penn. ave. Thorough Instructions,
primary and advanced course piano organ, &C. sum
England Conservatory of Music Boston. a252m.
WASHINGTON CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC ST
w Cloud Building, 9th and 4 SITS. Twentieth year
1iano Organ, Voice, Violin, Flute, Cornet &C. Free
advantages. o. b. BULLARD, Director. my2l- JIM
nRAwING AND PAINTING-INsTRUcTIoS IN
~ every branch and Tor all ages private classes
NATIONAL ACADEMY OF line ARTS, SO4 K st
Call and see the wonderful progress Of students.
ms
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MARTINS COMMERCIAL COLLEGE 3l3 oTH
WI St, near City Post-Ofice. Colored students not
admitted. Call or send for catalogue mh6
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FINANCIAL.

THO. ". C0RS0N. JN0 W. MCCARTNEY
u Member y. Y. Stock IA
CORsON & MCCARTNEY,
GLOVER BUILDING, l4l9 y ST. NV.
Bankers and Dealers in Government BondA
Deposits. Exchange. Loans. Collections
Railroad Stocks and Bonds and all securities listeA
on the Exchanges of New York. Philadelphia Bosto0
and Baltimore bought and sold
speciality made Of investment securities Distr.A
Bonds and all Local Railroad, Gas, Insurance and Ts
ephons Stock dealt in.
American Bell Telephone stoch boush, and sold ,ylo
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UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA.
~ SUMMER LAW LECTURES,
mine weekly begin llth July, lSs9. aud end 18th
September For circular apply q o; University Of
my25sSwlm Prof. Com. and Stat. Law.
JrNIyERsITY-TRAINED TEACHERs-PREPARE
~ for civil service est Point College, &C Classes
and private lessons day or evening. FRANK r. HALL,
22l ST. NV. myl0-3m
"E1ocurroS AND OR.ronr"
Summer classes Tor a FIVE wkEK's SESSION.
send for summer circular
This college publishes BOOKS ON "ELOCUT1ONv
CORAL ORl,m ACHING" and "PERSONAI MAG
Address MARTIN COLLEGE OF ELOCCTION AND
oRAIoRi, 3l3 9TH st. NV. (HAlf block OF city
post-ofhceJ myl5
MISS BALCH's CIVIL SERVICE INSTITUTE 1907
~ IOth 81 NV. Persons prepared most success
fully for all examinations, Elocution taught and COM
positions carefully revised highest references f45
TIVE BEbLITZ SCHOOL OF LANGUAGks
S23 l4th stnv
Terms bcsln now
Open all Summer. Also Summer School st Asbury
Park. \. J. fu2e
Il Teacher Of Elocution.
Correct deep breathing Voice Culture otoricsi ana
Dramatic Action, at 1872 18th u. NV. d3l -6m
SPENCERIAN BUSINESS COLLEGE, COR IRA
Cand ID sits. n. W. Founded 1864. More than so OO0
young men and women have been trained IN the spen-
Business Course: Shorthand TypewrIting and Graph
ophone; Practical English; Telegraphy: Spencerp'
Rapid Writing Reading and OrGtory. Dessrte method
Business men furnished with trained empleyes Illus
Principal; HENRY c. SPENCER, IL b.. Principal
mh2o
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hEn CALL UPON MRS. HARRISON AT THE WHITE
HorsE-sEcoLLEcTIoSs OF THE VISIT OF TIE
PRINCE OF wALEs-THE PRESIDENT TO ATTEND
TIE LOG CABIN COLLEGE CENTENNIAL.
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One correspondent writes from Omaha.

r. L. nssds.to counterfeit dry, bilious habis
o6 body, which lssssns ths natural moisture Of
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portrait OF himself, which is in the possession
of Mrs. johnson, and presented Miss Lane with
q set of engravings of the royal family. which
she also very highly esteems.
TIE VISIT OF MRS. HARRIET LANE JOHNSON
TO the White House, as may be inferred from
her interesting memories, was exceedingly pleas
ant and will long be remembered by Mrs. Har.
Tison as one Of the pleasant experiences of her
sojourn in the home OF the Presidents
IL is not without interest, in view of the
architectural and landscape beauty of the cant
tai of the republic to-day, to recall the impres
sions made upon the royal party nearly thirt,
years ago. To use the words of the historian
in the princes suite, THE prince had now
reached this strange, peculiar city, where ugly
streets Of ill-built houses connect the NOS
noble buildings and where he (the prince) haf
to admire the city as a city always in the future
tense. Washington must in after history be one
OF the greatest capitals Of the world, but a
present 1t seems to want deal of building
alteration and Improvement before il will be {
worthy legislative center Of the great American
empire"
TEE PRESIDENT TO ATTEND A CENTENNIAL
CELEBRATION.
Through Postmsster-General wanamake,
Che President has expressed his assent to an
invitation to be present at gathering arranged
under the auspices Of the Presbytery of Pbila
delphia, North, upon the site OF the historic
Log College" near Huntsville. Pa, on Sep
TENDER 5, In commemorstion Of the foundins
Of the Presbyterian church in America. Rev
Thomas Murphy, pastor of the Frankford Pres
byterian church, and Dr. Knox, president O
Lafayette college, visited Washington a shor
time ago and, under the patronage of the Post
master-General- laid the whole details of III,
interesting subject before the President. VIII,
spoke quite freely Of his interest In the object
OF the gathering and Of his willingness IL nuh
Lie duties should not supervens, 70 be prssen
upon that occasion
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THE STRICT FOOD REGIMEN NECESSARY TO fhH-
VENT HARM TO NArURE-wHY WOMEN WANT TO
BE GOOD LooKrSo-oErTINa RID OF SPOTS OK
THE FAcE-RED NOSES AND FLUSHED FACES.
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necessary to prevent harm when nature has
once fallen into disrepair. Going without coarse
bread day or two because It does not suit do
nestle convenience to provide it, will throw q
nervous person back into sleeplessness, OPP
preston of the brain and very likely neuralgia.
Just so, one who is dieting for complexion,
which includes purity of blood, will find very
slight irregularities Of food and habits undo
the good Of weeks Of care. All athletes know
that glass of ice water or rich dish tasted at
the wrong time will SO destroy their fine physi-
cal balance, as to lose the product of a months
costly training. Health and supremely good
condition are 30 precious, SO invaluable to Us,
price to pay to impress Us with its worth.
FACE POWDERS AND LoT1oNa
A red nose or flushed face will excuse. nav.
demands, the use Of powder to remedy its I'M
sightliness. Further, good face powder cools
the inflammation of the skin, and nothing IL
better than precipitated carbonate Of zinc with
an equal part Of French chalk, which IL really
Q fine sospstone, white and adhesive. Bismuth
powders are not to be recommended, delicate
as their effect may be-. A little good powder
laid on and spread with the tips Of the fingers
wells the redness and renders the face less oily.
Two lotions are recommended for red noses
and faces, one Q very weak wash Of white Wit.
riol dissolved in soft water, say the bulk Of q
pea in pint Of water. The strength Of chemi.
Gals varies 30 WIN oRo euQ exposure tnat 1t II
only safe to Judge such washes by trying them
on morsel OF skin. II they burn or smart un.
pleasantly reduce with water, spoonful by
spoonful till only slight irritation II felt.
The second lotion 10 fifteen grains Of tannic
acid dissolved in Ave ounces Of oamphor water
These washes are TO be applied with . sponge
or cloth to the face and left to dry several
times q day, say from six to twelve times. Whom
the redness Of face il due to latent erysipelas
no time should be lost in consulting o good
doctor and entering on q thorough course Of
treatment by baths and outdoor living to avert
the horrors Of settled disease.
wRMKLRp sxfN.
One correspondent writes from Omaha:
Since I have been in this country my sin
10 % dry and wrinklsd, don't know what
e do wi, With y have .r never p.sS s1rmssics
written on But after shss nSasA. u no..
Enins year eId which may sccouns ics my wr,ni
III; a I'D hay: s. me y:
the lOss o beauty mean. o me. but could do 90
zeal sure that you would synpsthiss with me and help
What the loss Of beauty means 10 these "in-
quiring women" II too easy 70 guess. II
means often the loss Of husbands interest, or
the loss Of lover, which women DO not seem
TO take In the light IL II intendsd-e favor In
advance.
WET PACE.
r. L. needs.to countsract dry, bilious habit
of hody. which lasaona xha natural moistnpa AZ
The St. Johns herald., 1889-01-24

p; l ranch adjoining e and l4 miles "; also one ranch known as the WhItcomb place, s miles east, $40 acres, 500, imp 40, ? mules 120, am COWS g 50. 5000 imp sheep 5000. l wagon go, tax on real estate 37 70, on personal property 275 67, total 3l2 S7, pen alty 16 64, total amount 329 5l less amount paid Dec, 26, 1888, l50 %, balance due. .. .... .179
 Adams, Wm , horses 60, bug gies 100, harness l5, ? tents 20, tax on personal property S5, penal ty % ............ :
The St. Johns herald., 1889-01-24

of sec 33, tp g, 29, 160 acres 36O, ? horses 5O, harness 5, farm imp s. Il Il goods 8, tax on real estate 20 70, on personal property ? 94, total g G4, penalty , IS ........ p
 Earth, Perfecta house and imp in Holbrook S69, h h goods p, tax on real estate 26 07, on personal property 75c, total 26 g., penalty ? 84 %
 Brscoe, Robert one house on the north side of Winslow27 50. 8 horses 50, 1 burro 5, 4wagon 20, harness 5, saddle ?, tax on real es- tate S2c, on personal property ? 76, total 5S, penalty 17.. 4
 Bull, J D Carpenter tools 25O, h h goods 100, tax on personal prop erty 10 50, penalty 1 53 3....... 12
The St. Johns herald., 1889-01-24

Demsey, J w house and impr in Erastus 5, ? horses 100, amer. COW F 60, wagon 20, harness 20, farm impr 10, other property 55, tav on real estate 65, on person. al property 6 5, total 8 Is. penal " l fl.
 Dufin, Brigham imp in Wood ruff S2 50, 2 horses 40, wagon 10, h h goods 10, tax on real estate ? 47, on personal property l 80, total 4 2, penalty 1 21. ~
 Duran, Teofilo rauch II miles east of St. Johns, his residence 5 l horse 30, 9 mex cattle 262 50, saddle 10. h h goods p. ? oxen B, tax on real estate 1 65, on person al property Il Is, total F 81, pen alty 1 GA ...... .. ..
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-04-24
Sailing q Tenderfoot,

A dozen years ago, when eastern
tenderfoot capitalists were as thick as
blackberries in the west, and every
single man of them was ready to buy
a silver mine before breakfast, four of
us who had jumped an old claim in
Nevada, put up job to catch suck
er. We went down about twelve feet
with shaft, struck indications, and
then raked and scraped for specimens
to salt" with. We sold our revolvers
and everything that we could spare,
and when we had tho bait ready not
one of us could have put up enough
to pay weeks board in ADVANCE
We placed our figures at 500, 900, and
as was the smoothest talker of the
quartet was selected as the spider
to walk the fly into our parlor. /
went up to Virginia City and after a
couple of days | got hold of Boston
man. He was not only green, but
powerful anxious to be taken in. He
was loaded down with money and
overfowing with confidence. Our
first conversation ran about as follows:
"Are you looking for an investment
in mining property
II am, sir. Have you anything in
that line ?"
Eyes, sir. / own one-fourth in
terest in a claim which we believe to
be very rich."
"One-fourth +? Oh, l want the whole
thing. / don't want any partners in
this enterprise"
"But think you can buy all of us
out"
"That alters the case. I'll look at
your claim and make you an Offer"
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took him out there. l don't be.
lieve he knew the first thing about ore,
but he descended the shaft, looked
around bit, and when we had haul
ed him up he said:
Doesn't seem to be overly rich, but
I'll chance it. I'll give you $4,000
cash for your right, title and interest. I"
We closed on that, transferred our
rights, and almost broke our necks to
get out of the country before any eli
max came. The old chap was the
butte of ridicule for several weeks,
but then people began to laugh the
other way. He got men and machin-
cry to work, sunk three or four shafts
and inside Of a year he took oyer
100000 worth of ore out Of that
claim. Inside of three years he took
out half million, and then sold to a
syndicate for double that sum. Imet
him after he had drawn 100000 in
Denver, and he held out his hand and
said:
"Why. my dear man, I'm glad to
see you. Have often wondered where
you went to. It was pity you poor
fellows were obliged to sell out so
cheap. Here, take a couple of hun
dred to get clean shave and new
suit of clothes New York Sun.
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HILLMAN,
FLANDERS and ALPENA
STAGE Line.

Leaves Hillman every Monday,
Wednesday, and Friday, at 7:45 A..
NJ. and arrives at Alpena at | p. NJ.
Leaves Alpena every Tuesday,
Thursday and Saturday, at 7:45 A.
NJ, and arrives at Hillman at z. NJ.
Alpena headquarters at the Union
House. Hillman headquarters at the
Commercial Hotel. Fare, 81 so Round
trip tickets, $3.50.
A. F. G. BABCOCK, Propr.
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Consumption surely Cured.

To THE EDIToR-Please inform your
readers that have positive remedy foi
the above named disease. BY It's timely
use thousands of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. shall be glad to send
two bottles OF my remedy free to any Of
your readers who have consumption Il
they will send me their express and post
office address. Respectfully, T. A. SLO
OUM, NJ. O., l81 Pearl ST., New York.
S9py1
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-04-24

Bromley, hear you are going tc
housekeeping'
Yes, Darringer.
What have you toward it.
A wife.-Ex.
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Teacher-What was there remark
able about the battle of Lookout?
Little Dick lat foot of the class j
1t caused bangs on the brow of a
mountain.-Ex.
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Mrs. Gushington (missing her hus-
band)-Where is the light of my life'
Mr.. La Conic-He has gone out
Munsey's Weekly.
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Miss Bristleby-Don't hurry, l beg
of you, Mr.. Merritt. It's only eleven.
Mr.. M. (who has heard footsteps)
l am afraid your father will kick
Elk.
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"What conceited man jerks isl
observed Brown to Simpson.
"I never noticed it,"
II have. The other day he met
me on the street and detained me half
an hour telling me how he was once
offered the position of Minister to
Turkey. never saw such an egotis-
tical man."
"That isn't egotism."
"What is it then ?"
"a lie,"-Ex.
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Ordinarily the ministers creates the
Benedicts, but at the White House
the Ben-edicts the ministers.-Hotel
Mail.
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A western ball club has just signed
a player by the name of Stitch; per-
haps he has been taken in time to save
the nine.-Ex.
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"a correspondent who signs himself
p. d. O. wants to know why the
Kicker doesen't pitch into the Board
of Aldermen for its corruption. and he
adds that every mothers son of them
could be sent to prison for a thief
We don't doubt this assertion in the
least, but we are not saying anything
We have the city printing this year
at good, fat price, and we are not
saying word"
"Maj. Jim Smith created quite q
sensation by descending from the stage
as it reached town last Friday even,
ing. We had no sooner notified him
that his subscription to the Kicker
had expired than he handed us two
big silver dollars for renewal.
The major has put in the past year
in state prison, having been sent there
by mistake, as his friends are convinc'
ed. He served his term like man,
and has returned to the bosom of his
family and society. He has cards out
for high coffee day after to-mor-
row, and the elite will he there in lie.
gions. Free Press.
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Advertising Rates.

BasiHess Cards, one year. one dollar per line.
LSe'd notices, among local reading matter, ten
tents per lina for each insertion.
Business notices, Ave cents per line sach insertion.
Births, Marriages and Deaths free.
Obituaries, Resolutions, Cards Of Thanks, sto.,
Al AdVcrtaipg rates.
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Lulu-Sir Herbert proposed and
said he could put million at my feet
| like him, but l like American Jack
better, and as he offered million too
| accepted him.
Elsie-Idiot, Sir Herbert meant O
million pounds, five of our millions
Lulu-Oh! did he? Boo hoo
Epoch.
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Borrow money from this association IL you wan
TO
Build u House,
Pay a Mortgage, or
Buy n Lot.

The rates of interest are low and the payments 8
easy. The whole debt is repaid by small monthly
nstallmon onts.
DO you want TO save money to 20 into business,
OF for any other purpose If SO deposit your saw
ings with this ASSOCIATION. Pay in only so conts
ON ten shares and inside of years you receive
Al 900, and 50 on in proportion.
The stock of the association is good collateral
security. IL can be held by married women, is not
liable for a husbands debts, and is exempt from
levy and sale on execution or attachment TO the
par value Of a, ,000 IL the does not possess
homestead. Minors can hold stock by trustee or
guardian. Every dollar of the money is spent in
the city Of Alpena in assisting persons 10 improve
activity and promoting prosperity IN this city.
For further particulars apply at OHicc
OF Secretary, Room and D, Davissn
Block.