New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-29
THE TALK or TIE DAP.


be without catfish and waIles It would feel rather
uncomfortable of course. but IT would not be utterly
unhappy long It had scrapple.
Meet me the tonite,' he wrote. and dew
not fae.' And she answered him, There IS no sucn
word as 'falc.' '-(Lawrence American.
"1he Mobile Register says that Northern peopIs
are pseudo friends OF the negro. Indeed; then We
are TO infer that the Southern people Vho whip ana
shoot him are his real friends
Only Few Like Hlm.-Darlu' Cook, Of Iowa. being
down in Alabama inquired at the postoih9e Tor iet-
ter, and pleased because he got me that ne
presented the postmaster with diamond lin Every
Alabama postmaster is the hustle when
stranger calls for maiL-(Detot Free Press
There seem TO be no young women or Cihs entering
the coed" colleges this year. we are TO believe the
press reports they are all young ladies' one paper
indeed goes so far speak of the atge number OF
freshladles' who have entered certain college.
This morning the Rev. B. W: ChIdIaawE walked into
pSy and and ntsG sg Ry had a E
returned from summer spent in England scotland
and Wales. On the return trip ne was in tie Nevada.
cargo vet he never missed meal At NE big Sun.
day-schooi Convention in London" he said. " |
the Oldest Geae was S n rd 10 s 2e
preserved he said If I hearty and hale al
your age as you are shall be very grateful Cod
the upper department" -(Cncnnati Times Star
Said Mr. spurgeon recently; al never have bsen
ordained and never intend TO be. When a church
chooses man to be its pastor that IS ordained,
II God has called him and filed him with the Holy
Spirit and power"
Got the Wrong Patlent.-Ms. Briske-Johnny, did
Little Johnny stopping his payJ-Yes'm. lie felt
my pulse an looked at my tongue and shook bis head
prescription and said he'll call again before night.
Mf rs see waS Re Weekly '"
fuses TO occupy the town residence provided for him
by his diocese preferng an unpretentious house In
the country.
Falls VT in the summer of 1852, by the then well.
known poet. John G. SAKE. \ beautiful young lady
brance sake, when, tearing of the blank half Of
note he had Just read cad he he r wrote "a,
Sometimes tax
Your sack Of thoughts
with thoughts OF
-Harpers' Magazine
At one of the symphony rehearsals last season.
says a CORES pondcnt Of The Boston Transcript
my attention was drawn elegantly atired young
woman who occupied high-pnced scat NOT far iro'n
where | was standing. She held In her Iewebeu hahd
a book. in which she seemed completely absorbed
supposlng the book was giving her an idea OF the
music in store. | gave her no further thought The
Svmnborv beean and ended had been transported
into realms of harmony only 10 be called back by the
turning of leaves Taking seemingly casual glance
an the young woman, my curiosity carried my eyes
I'm further when, TO my establishment and disen-
chan,mcnt. | found she had been reading throughout
that glorious music THE Quick or the Dead.''
ct see by this advertisement that The Cosmos
is to be fun Of bright things Tomorrow
Yes; It says it will be fun Of bright things as
"Ns usual2 Well, guess shsn't care to IT,
-(Boston Transcript.
The Problem still UnsOlved.-Rhh NANNY DE"
fellow. you shouldn't envy me; you know content
ment IS better than wealth.
Poor Msn-Thst so? Then suppose you let nv
have your wealth and you have the contentment "hch
you say is preferable. In that way we VIII DOM 10
content.
ooh, come OF; your ideas would upset the who'
scheme OF society,"
The Height OF Cmclty.-Professnr I'm the hS,or,
classIMr Fizzler what was the torture on the "no''
as practised IN the Inquisition ,o ,hsv
Fizzler (who has not the fantest IDEAL reckon ,ss
made fellow ride bicycle. when they foune hou
never been on machine.-(Amerean Jimpieeu''
"The ocean, Is the name OF an interesting ana
well edited monthly which has been published Tor soar.
time in this city, As its indicates, II IL deVooi
to news about the various steamship lines and matters
OF interest to ocean travellers II Is handSomo'
Illustrated the various views of the Teutonie IN h'
About nfty people have been crushod BY the ianini
of the cliff at Quebec. Some years ago MI balIlsssol
ono of the trustworthy OF civil engineers wang
the Ottawa Government that the rock should
buttressed TO prevent such disaster HIS recon-
mendanons were neglected. The people OF me pomln
ION will We presume, be compelled 30 pay . grtS
many thousand dollars Of compensathn for re ~
jurcs life and property at oueoec'-vIoronoo ooo'
Among "thIngs which one would prefer TO have
left unsald' place story which Is told BY "lh'
Chicago MALI Tho story is OF tailor who Is repre-
sented as stating that no makes clothes for mum
her Of solid business mon and club mehbers' WHOM
contain poker pocketstha is secret pockets in whn
cards can be concealed for purpose II Is not
pleasant to have insnoated that solid business me.
and club members In Chicago cheat ono announcer -
poker.
lilo was Cock .-Brown-De Grow looks WI
toorly don't hel lie has not many Years 10 NV
| fear , - al, bet
Jones-He won't live six months, and you can II
on a. I'VE said so for tho last three lesr. ~"
know what Pm talking about f-tThe Epolh.