The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-12-19
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The tishi slf u NOD nscesssrily bad
upiess "a 10 suns by cat sna rre'sei'
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TO re-, . sood disba. The Walters
N act b~ iscd, 70 enjoy oss: you must ied
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Preacher fs ssoersiAors Of ripsrl
UHpifs (ssltlss Hpl NO tack tsik there
--ies doilsri
~ Barrier Dees this razor hart you.
.irf yloiin 1T woali II ] werent .
Chfs'iaa soieDiisi
-I,ssqses,iosi.lth The electric ligb,
compsal@ vhs.her 10 bury their wires
81 their employees
--Pni Cheese Are yen improving Ia
he.libi Second Cheese Greatly; su
gs,ilns stronger every day
Add GOV. said the eolored preacher.
LET % pray fof The people 90 the uniH
h.btted portion, Of The ssr,h.
Mir oR.s.uy And whs, did ye,
broihsr ,hlBk ". the rsle cause OF BIZ.
deaihf Mr. Dsfy Me brother never
sees tbs rsle cause OF bis death, Is no In
qaes, us hid on him.
LATHE FisIen Hair - Papa. ii's raining
P.ps lsomss bet annoyed BY work Ia
hsad) Well. let IL rain. Li.tle FlaIen
Hair ttimidIy) Il vss going to.
"A critic says tbs, the addition Of one
word viii frequently spoil whole article.
Tals IL what tho snthor thinks when be
gets his manuscript back with the endorse.
mept. Declined"
by quick shot be had Just rescued
her from the clutches OF bear. What
we're yoaf thoughts when bruin commene-
ed 10 sqneezs' was bis inquiry. Oh,
Charlie. thought OF youl
Mrs, Henpeck -whst's this2 Clerk
That's Al attachment which iastens on q
piano 10 make IL shut mp quickly. Mr..
Henpeck (asidel Heayensl | wish it
could be pitched onto Marian
Lady Of the house Why. you are the
ssne man 10 whom | gave loaf OF my
homemade bread the other day. Tramp
Yes mum; aud merely came round to
show you that was still alive.
Barber think this is the first time
l ever shaved you. sir, Victim = You 70
mistaken there. Barber Strange / fail
10 remember 1t, sir. Victim You wouldn't
be so likely to remember 1t as l.
The Sign Failed. Young Husband -
Seems TO me. my dear. this chicken is pref.
y tough. Young Wife Il know it is, sud
can't understand it at Gil looked 10 its
mouth aud could see ii hsdnt even Gu. its
first teeth yet.
Old Richfellow desperately If you
refuse me. what is there left for me to do2
Sweet Girl-Well. read the other day
about rich man who made his will in
favor Of 3 woman who refused him, and
then went out and hung himself.
-Aristocrstio New York Lady I'd like
10 know. Bridget. what has become OF sll
the roast beef and cake that was left over
from yesterday Bridget-Sure, mum.
didnt ye niver have a perlAceman calm
on ye whiu ye we're OF my age.
~Steward. be said feebly. In the small
hours Of the stormy night, trying TO turn
over 10 bis berth, Steward. what's thstp
The sailor 90 deck. sir. Yes, but wha,
did he say Just now9 All we'll. sir. My,
What liafl Aud then be turned over aud
moaned.
Bobby Gszzam Ito Mr.. SUBWAY. who
q spending the evening" Won't you
show me your fiddle. some time please?
SUBWAY Fiddle. Bobby have no fiddle,
Bobby Gazzam Oh. yes you have. Pop
says you've played second fiddle ever since
you got married.
City bosrder Well, Mr.. Bascom,
what's tbs weather going to be today
Farmer Bsscom hsvn't any idee. Mr.
Smith. City bosrder- Bat you We got the
mornings paper In your hand Farmer
Bascom oh. that's no account Wait, till
60 snd get The almanac.
Miss Symme Hos do you like my
nes gown. dear' Miss PIompe Well. it
isn't so bad. But it has q rather odd look.
Ing figure 10 II. think. About thirty
minutes later Miss Slymme wonder Il
that hateful thiog was referring TO ne.
These goods are perfectly plain.
Il don't think YOU ever make jour-
nsl's,. said the proprietor OF The Squedunk
druias OF LiberiS 10 the new reporter.
Why not. slr' Well. 10 this account OF
Sprissss TAT pig you say II weighed $40
pounds. instead OF saying il tipped thu
team. feu cant be too particular about
these little things. young man.
--M.ude, he said softly. as be pulled
cut the tremolo stop 10 his larynI, will
you marry mef NO. che answered, with
oil the esrnesines Of siocere conviction. He
paused as Il IN deep thought. and then
said Strange. strange, hoe q simple
word rsvises scenes aud impressions that
have passed away. am slmost certain
that have heard that before.
p r. Baroum told . good story some
time sso Of an old lady Who Was 90 deaf
,aAi. shen sope playful chaps fred .
email cannon uear the old lsdy's door, she
msreI, .sii, Come in. !" That vas pre-,
~ fair story ishen frst heard IT, said
The veteran. bat | heard good ole day
or tso since that beats il, Tso gentle.
men we're walking along q highway near
Railroad. Que Of the pedestrians vas