New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
THE TALK or THE DAY.

In view OF the Democratic support OF the men
nected with the maodorOus ceiling scandal. the party
would probably translate the old Latin proverb, Fiat
Justitia ruat Coelum' in this way Fie at Just!ce,
| Run the ceiling
A Safe Place Of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ITO visiting
! ChcagOanJ-NO, sir! don't believe there a dozen
active Anarchists in the city, We're pretty safe from
Chicagoan las terrific explosion Is heard -Tellol
New-Yorker Cserenely)-oh. that may be a sewer
! blowing up In Broadway; cellar blasting in Fifth
| ave- explosion in a steam-heatlng subway. ono
or the other happens every few days bat thers are
! seldom more than two or three persons killed.
| tell you. this is safe town 30 live in.-(Puck.
A story is told of a good old homespun lady, who
| had attended for some time Episcopal church In
which the service intoned. Meeting the rector
on the street day she said to him, Mr. pasture,
l hev little favor to ask of ye; I've bin saym'
my prayers in now for nigh to five years. and
would RELY like to say them in G for a while I'm
! gthn' husky in T now that can't tine IN as
used to doo To please the Old lady, the rector at once
gave directions to have the prayers said in 6.
Not so Bad as That.-Mrs. Poortable-It is raining
fearfuly outside; Hadn't you better stay and taAe
smith-Oh. no, Mrs. PORTABLE; the weather can't
be bad that.-(TeXas siftings
Speaking of the coming meeting in favor Of divorce
reform in Philadelphia The Press" of that city says:
It Is well and becoming that the great agitation
for divorce reform should begin In Philadelphia This
city is the best starting place in the country for
great moral revolution and for this reason-that there
is enough active reform sentiment here TO give II
good sendof." 1t also suggests that Sheriff Flacs
and Judge Bookstaver, of this city, be invited to
attend the meeting.
What IS beautiful in Gothic architecture Is obtained
at terrible when it results in an auditorium -
constructed that an average speaker must yen unuI
be is red i'm the face I'm order TO be heard Even Ior
the purposes of an elaborate saceidQta Worship Vlo
would suppose that the theatre auditorium was me
best for 1t would enable everybody to hear ana SEQ
everything, and make the priest and altar the central
/ focus of every thing.-Qndependent.
The selection of the Rev. Edward Abbot, of North
Cambridge, Mass, by the Episcopal General Con-
vention as missionary bishop of Japan is regarded
as an admirable choice in Boston, where Mr.. Abbot
is well known. 1t is said that Phillips Brooks who
has recently visited Japan, is especially pleased with
the selection Of Mr. Abbot
Always Ahead,-We take pleasure IN announcing to
the public In this manner that have established
still another enterprise in connection with The
Kicker We haven't got fourteen web presses
%rca" yet We have had for some @e Under
our roof a newspaper office a grocery feed store,
harness shop, candy store and glove factory. We
have now added butcher shop. While all these
things win be run in connection with " The Kicker
and by the editorial stat, subscribers won't 10
obliged to take ANYTHING but the paper We leave
point with pride TO this mammoth aggregation of bust
ness all edited by one centre head and all steadily
improving I'm genuine merit.-(ArlzOna Kicker.
The bacillus is now said TO be the author shall
we say authorcss of nearly al the woes to which
a good second A learned savant has recently dis
covered that the bacillus is the of badness.
The convenience OF this theory Is that as no one has
bacillus in the Of causing badness, its
truth DO boldly maintained against all corners.
Pretty soon the BARRIERS will work in patter
about the bacillus. in their symposums. and thus
new terror will be added to the life Of the man who
spends three four hours week in a barber shop.
First ClaQuer-why do you clap and hiss at the
time! .,
to clap and her rival has paid me to hiss!
-(I'Industrie
The list oil Alaska grows larger almost
every month Not only is it said to have an abundance
Of minerals and ineXhaustibe supply of coal, but
1t Is now claimed by few enthusiasts that It is
great natural wheat country in some parts. Still
further learned crank forward 10 prove
that tho heart of Alaska is magnificent semi-tropi
cal REGION being protected from the cold Of the Norm
by a lofty chain of mountains, and artacally warmed
by vast number Of volcanoes and hot springs nv
admits that he has never been in Alaska. but ue
fact he says, really point in favor Of his theory
for he is burdened with any prejudces on the SUD
iect.
Health Iteni.-This is the season of the year when
there are suspicious of fever suggestive OF yer
from yellow fever. 4 Galveston. Texas. man who Is
an authority the subject says: - -, H.. .o,,
have had Il. II you not alive. then II was most
likely yellow fever."-tIeXas Sftngs.
JOAQUIN Miller seems to be out on hunt for fah
stories Here is one of them: "The first thing saw
as | came into the outer edge of Chicago was house
on wheels. what does that mean" I asked
man of Chicago stepped forward and said ST. mSs
man, good he is too very rich and enterpnsns,
| happen TO know him well; a neighbor OF mlno'
WE'LL that man is asthmatic; has the asthma a"iun,
sir; and has TO live in the suburbs Of the city, 81
so that he had his house built wheels so Una. ~
could it out fast as the city cro"deu MN"
sir! All / see he is about TO move again 49,
day, sir; my station, sir and my informant ''F
from the carr ~
An Underground Mysteryunce ,ssdI lGg
pilednvers at work on Westsa y5S; the wires, but
/ SwOw I've heem about your DuiS"
f this got to do with o. tecgrapb poles
Uncle Si-Why. when YOU GIT VIC mon IN down 10
druv into the ground how 90 ''
string the wires l-tPuck ,.,,.,
| -, a,r,.,h Inadvertently kissing pretty Gus
.,,a. 90 winch. butcher at sydney " D w.
NJ, ,a7o tortlfne TIE girl objected 10 the a"
tcntion and had Winch talen uD before ''Io ,.o.
| ,rato vbo fined him. The locsl IL "sp"po'' M -
u"''' ~ ~, nreaching several leading articles on
| the occaso" I, IN General and the misconduct OK
l""'" - IN partcuIar lie woke next mofhlhs
| -, buself famous. and It was then dscoVefe1
CIV 90 tbe publicity given TO his name that ne We
o"li,s " heirs An offer Of marriage from the iaa
| ., -, ,r,II now be in order
owner OF building hoyl And yo1, want Io per your
TO ,nsTy IS carrying the building adoirns "i"'
Just hal, Agent landy You forget ny Syyp sSs
tbat YOURS IS one OF those strictly H'''
ss i,; -(Chlcaso Tribune IL,
Colonel Hlgginson tells this about an impreS'o =,
arookog at some marine sketches by 20 ~ at
good deal of note the other day. soonsr 40.
-, Tho fac, that she had given her sehoo"o
a nod attached IL to no bowsprt, and nau s's - IN,
a whole feet OF dores by the stern -, % thess
bow when l called tn, artists a''e" so,v nothing
roculiaritIes the simple answer was ,% saw o.
nhatever about boats. painted oH
thought saw.' do. AGAINST
The Academy Comm d5 one disciple OF the erns