The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-22
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a SENSITIVE SoUL.-"Waiter a beefsteak-
but not small one. am SO terribly nervous
thaI every little thing upSets me. ''-6Tiegende
Batter.
SOME of us may be in doubt sometimes
whether life is worth living, but that death isn't
worth dying We all feel mighty sure.-Sonser.
oitte Journal
you; but tell him he is not as big afool as he
looks, md be will get as mad as blazes. Bur
ttn0ton Free Press.
Boston LADY-Did you ever belong to a
Browning club, Mrs. Pretzel?
CINCINNATI lady-Well, yes for a short while
oniy; the beer supplied to the members was OF
Epoch.
VISITOR lat dairy farm)-Well, what kind of q
season have you had In the milk business?
Mil{man-O, poor, poor-havn't had such a
drou ht In twenty years. Why there was actual
" one spell when we had to depend on the cows
TO supply our customers. Epoch.
CoUNTRYMAN--I guess I'll take pair of them
i5-cent stockings, mister.
Dealer-Yes, sir. Will one pair be enough?
Countryman-Plenty. Ye don't expect a
Teller to load up on stockings, with summer
only bout month off, do yey- Exchange.
BLooDGooD-I wonder why FastfelIow doesn't
become professional pedestrian. He'd be a
success at it, I'm sure.
Goodbood-A professional pedestrian. Blood
good, what do you mean?
Bloodgood-WnaG | say No man ever vet
beat him running into debt.-Philqfeiphi IN
outrer.
HE HAD Nor FIXED THE EXACT YEAR.-Hus.
band of Popular Aetress-My wife has decided
to retire from the stage.
Friend-Indeed At once?
H.-S-no, not exactly at once We have
not yet decided upon the exact year. but she
will begin her first farewell tour next season.
Boston Courier
LIE HALFoRD is a statesman A heroic
colored car porter rescued Mrs. Halford and
the children from the train lost in the Johns.
town disaster, and L je has fixed the boy
with an SS0O-office in the treasury department
Much better than giving him money to spend
fooiishly-and then it doesn't cost Elijah a
cent. either.-Chica0o Mail.
Up TO SNUFE.-Golucky-A I'm the special
summer correspondent of the New York Daig
Btot1hdrd, suppose your terms to me will b.
somewhat different from your terms to regular
guests.
summer Hotel Clerk Cbriskly)-Yes, sir; yes,
sir; of course Our terms to you will be cash in
advance.-Net1 York Weekly
RIVAL CITIEs-Chcago Lawyer-And. gen.
tlenen of the jury, remember you can't take
this poor mans life without reducing the ponu-
lation of our mighty metropolis, an act OF
which am sure such patriotic citizens as your.
selves will never he guilty while BROOKLYN puts
in her absurd claims to being the third great
city IN the country The Epoch.
BEssIE-You refused Mr.. de Temps? WHY.
any other girl would jump at an offer from
himi
Maud dust graduated)-O, know he's hand.
some but l never could marry such an Ignorant
man. Why, asked him few questions about
the differentiation in plotoplasmic molecular
biyaives, and do you know all he said was, al
suppose soN'-LdIorence american.
TRAMP-Mister, give me something to eat; I'm
hungry and out of work.
Practical Party, in suburbs-What do you
work at?
Tramp Speaking first thing that comes to
mind Dim wood engraver sir.
p p. (delighted)-Ah, very goodl Just walk
around behind the back kitchen; you'll find a
saw, wood-horse and )me wood viii Won be
kind enough TO engrave cord or so while l see
about your breakfast?
But Gne cloud OF dust disappearing down the
road answereth not Washington Post