Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-13
Sitting on the Safety Valve.

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Sitting on the Safety Valve.
Many are they who have laughed
at the story of the green steamboat
fireman who sat on the safety valve
toprevent it leaking. Yes thousands
are repeating his folly every day.
They are troubled with blotches,
pimples, eruptions, salt rheum, bOils
carbuncles, ulcers and old sores, and
are contenting themselves with sup
pressing the symptoms without re-
moving the cause. They sit on
these safety valves by which nature
is driving out blood impurities, in
stead of using DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, which cures by
removing the cause, which is in the
blood. 1t is n wonderful blood pu-
rifier and invigorating tonic.
DO you think the proprietors of
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy would
offer, us they have done for many
years, a Standing reward of $500 for
a case of cutarrh which they cannot
cure, if they did not positively know
that the remedy viii! absolutely and
permanently cure cntarrh. Sold by
/ druggists at only 80 GEMS.
Ethci-Manmn is it wicked to
drink?
Mamma (horriiicd)-Of course it
is, Ethel awful wicked. Ethel inn
proves the opportunity ~ dinner
when n guest with Il bibuious appe-
tite is taxing sherry with his SOUP.
Then Ethel says in clear voice:
Mamma says it's awful wicked TO
drink. Consideration of guest and
removal of Miss Ethel.
The immediate symptoms of Dys-
pepsia, or Indigestion, are distress
sing sense of weight, oppression and
tullness in the stomach, heartburn,
loss OF appetite, foul breath, belch-
ing, tiatulency, nausea pains in the
shoulders and breast. DR.. Henley's
Dandelion Tonic promotes healthy
digestion and removes all unhealthy
symptoms. Sold by ID. w. Mathews
First reporter-Well, Bob, how
did you enjoy your trip in the bal
loon? Second reporter-Immense-
but ticklish. We got so near heav-
en- that it almost took my breath
away. | never want to have such
n sensation again. First reporter
Never fear, Bob;you wont.
The NEW DISCOVERY.
You have heard your friends aud
neighbors talking about it. You
may yourself be one of the many
who know from personal experience
just how good thing il is. If you
have ever tried it, you are one of its
staunch friends, because the won
dertul thing about it is, that when
once given trial, DIR. Kings New
Discovery ever after holds place in
the house, Ii you have never used
it and should be afflicted with "A
cough, cold or any Throat, Lung or
Chest trouble, secure a bottle at
once and give IL trial. Ii is guaran- !
tced every time, or money refunded. |
Trial Bottles Free at Daniel j. Fry's |
Drugstore.
Flossie (after the feast of melons) /
Mamma she said, pressing her
hands wearily upon her stomach I
''my sash is just like window sash,
Isa't it," "ln what way, dear?"
asked the mother smilingly. "Be-
cause it's around the palms." she
replied demurely.
A SOUND LEGAL OPINION.
r.. Bainbridge, Munday Esq,
County ATTY, Clay Co, Tex. says:
Have used Electric Bitters with
most happy results. My brother
VAS also very low with Malarial
Fever and Jaundice, but was cured
~ timely use of this medicine. Am
Electric Bitters saved has
ife.n
Mr.. ID. |. Wilcoxson of Horse
ave, Ky, adds like testimony,
aging; He positively believes he
would nave died, had IL not been
ov Electric Bltters.
This great remedy will ward of,
: well As cure all Malarial Diseases,
mi for all Kidney, Liver and Stonl-
eh Disorders stands unequaled.
rice SOC and 81. At Daniel j. Fry's
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