The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-01-17
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kel'ie 20 dogs taiD Little boy
don't YOU knoS that il is wicked to
treat pour dumb sbimsl soi Little
boy -- Dnnbi Jest suit lill H., him 80.
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froat Of the elepLsDi yard in Central ParE,
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been married ten years. and she has sue
cesned ~ putting his cnfi buitous 10 new
place very morning during tina, time.
Lssder q the Bosgsyile male quintet
10 editor Of the Boggsville Herald. "whs,
can We DO 70 interest the public 10 onr or
ganiz,tionS' Editor (vithoui looking up)
--"Disbsnd."
The man who wrote the heroic song,
"Lei Me Like Soldier Fall" never went
on. on dark night aud tripped himself
up op tent pin behind ient 10 cam
where soldiers Of the legion lay dreaming.
Mistress TO Bridget, who is cleaning
widows In the second s'ory) Geraldine
. man has Just ruog the basement bill. =
Bridge, Ask i'm up TO the parlor. and
Jill bin I'll be down 10 iiny."
IL l. noticed that the pei word Of the
Christians poets this year il "joyance. "
Tnsiu Is sn atmosphere OF early English
about the word 'Ioyance," which pro.
yohes the ''ieetsnce" Of the unpoetic soul
Doesn't il seem to you. Moses, that
these sle, yes are too lopg?' "Meip eoot
pe-s, friend, dot vas the latest style? Vim
Tor vas coming on. aud De great secret Of
comfort vas in keeping your wrists warm"
A Michigan woman practiced With
revolver until she could hit 9 suspender
bnllon Ut eight PAGES. There came bur
glG iuto the house. early one morning,
aud she sent bullet ringing through Der
hnsband's LET, ear.
The average man gives a kiss inst rs
be thro~s base ball with too much
forcv. II ought TO be as delicate as a rose
leaf Almost a memory 10 q second. H.
need not suggest postage stamp or q
porous plaster
She Perhaps you are not aware. Col
onel Saerliagloo, that bad half D. zen
Of 10 before yours He Add perhaps
yon are not aware, Mrs. Snarlington, that,
| proposed to deem different women be-
tote mel you
--Au exchange wants the name Of Q
Who invented the wheeibarrow; but
what paoy more persons etave Is III, name
Of tie ta o who lsis bis sbeelbarroa stand
10 Tue middle OF tbe Sidewalk after dark
TIE latter is more deserving Of death.
"A San Francisco gentleman owns dog
,n whose collar he hiss attached TIE fol.
loving iegend: II viii pot be responsible
Tor ihe damage done - people snv per
,ist 10 discussing Robert Elsmere in this
dogs hesiiag. lie esn't stand everything
lines are trife duh. sir, he said.
addressing fellow passenger. MOT With |
me, VA. the reply; my business slows
sretil. ias increase every yesr" MAY ]
ssa llc asiure VI ynur huAiDessf" Ger
Iainly I'm tbs fnoi.klller."
4 sac ION hoard the yacht flertwing) |
WHAT arr tie, doing, Lieut.. Goidbradef
he = They ale aeighlns The ancbor. She
. o. arv ihryf Would you mind asking |
hos much II weiehsy am so interested |
Ia svriyihing " a nautical nature.
- liz a.s rtscuipe aer from the waves,
pni u looked ~ t0ougb they would never
.ex Baton sgain Hold on ii,ht. Pene-
ope." be s1ptd. "neii on tight"
'Dont say told 90 tight" surgied the
,ifi. slh her meath inii Of Atlantic
Jsssn Say bold 90 tightly"
--T~o Of The aaelles, chicsgo sslesmen
rsre ridiug d1sn iosn In 9 Clsfk stree
,.i,lr car sud Sere overheard ~ follo~s:
4 say. F.ed, SIRE you At Miss DeLsrds
Yes. nav dear boy" How