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The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12
The Episcopal convocation.

The convocation Of Savannah con
.7ened yesterday morning at st. Mark
.ohnch, with six of the clerical imember
present. After the celebration OF thu
holy communion, the convocation wa
Jailed to order by the Dean, Rev. FL. L
Lucas but no work Was done; a resolu
,tiou being passed TO suspend the regula
order OF business to allow motion K
adjourn till after evening prayer, il
order that any Of the members wlic
wished to do SO, might attend The cid
I2ens' memorial meeting at L'&rioso Hall
1.-THE motion was carried and the couvoca
Ition adjourned to meet at the roctory Al
= o'clock last evening.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12
zSSWauted

Board in private family Applican
IS willing 10 pay an extraordinary pie
,or coed quarters and good fare. AID
lress 2. .. Box PIG, Brunswick.
decl0-tf
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

Three pound cans of okra aud toma
toes Francis Ii. Leggets brand-ior /,
;ents ii Douglas
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

Dr. Bishop moved his Office to the
Lambright cottage, cor.or Of Monk auC
streets. yesterday.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

Nabel-Father, l really do not half
! like that Miss Shearewell, She's an
well, an awful clip.
Father (solemnly)-My dear, do not
blame the poor girl. She came honestly
by her nature. Her father is the scissors
editor of The Sunday Scrapbag. Pitts
burg Bulletin.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12
Change of Schedule.

BY reference to the ADVERTISING
columns it will bo seen that the Bruins
wick and Western railroad has changed
It's schedule. Passenger trains nov
leave n 700 a. H.. and Z 100 p. H., anG
arrive at 1905 p. H., and $50 D. II.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

/ The exquisite and said directly to him
I You must pay for that box or I'll
throw it off. " I've paid my fare, ana
srll do no more" was the reply.
The car Was going very rapidly on q
down grade and by the time the con-
s,luctor had returned to the dude, after
| Throwing the box off, quite block had
ibeen passed over. He Rlarod at his
victim and in tines of sup PRESSED indg-
nation cried: Il told ye: ia throw it
sotf." can right" said the other, ''il
ildn't hurt me; It's not my box"
In a fury the conductor savagely
pulled the bell, but by tht time the car
anne to halt, three blocks or more had
been travelled The wretchrd mau had to
Sretrace his steps in the pouring rain,
shoulder the muddy bo1, and trudoe
back to the car, only to find that il was
his own which his wife had put on board
i for him to deliver down town. Ills
ALREADY perturhed feelii gs were not
9mollitied by the laughter Of the passrn-
sgers, the chuff of the driver, or the
sscornful remark of the dude, Served tht
.beggar right! Did he think Ia own
such a shabby alticle:"
TIE PRES DENTS MESSAGE,
/ so far as it relates to the negro in the
soouth, has exc ted only contemptu0u>
notice. At the same time it is feared
! that he will, by his misrepresentation,
30 work upon e fceli i&s-more prob.
sably the pockets of the =. 0. p. as &c
ncite them to agree to is scheme fol
he promotion ii Republican bossism BY
sorectlng board Of teGe al officers tC
Icontrol the vot az at Federal elections
4 1t Will not only make more offices
Iwherewith to fill the hun }ry MONTHS OF
-ho hordes Of unsatlsiied Office see.tr$,
3out 1t Will also 0DeD the door to the IN
reduction OF Il system by means ol
,F1ich the Republicans sh III be able tc
manipulate the electorate N favor OF The
party. In tie same way the Presjden,
awould fam make the South dependent
ion Washington for its educalion-oi
acourse, only i'll :; Republican direction
| by means Of the Blair bill modified.
Well, What with free tobacco ard free
WHISKY, fer every one vii! now be an
.rtist and manufacturer, and Wnui
with the central Zation Of everything il
WASHINGTON, ii would seem as if HAlrI-
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

Fresh eggs at DouglAe-39 cents
elsewhere 81 cents. ~ cui1.1cu8 i
proportic 3. Culue early.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

NOR RENI--Some nicely furnished rooms
L suitable iOr Offices OF residence.
RENTING AND COLLECTING AGENC y
dec12-4t
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

Ask Mr.. Walters, the owner of tn,
lAtlanic Coast Line, if Waters Baker il
not fine whisky. dec1 t.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12
"Mumm' s the Word. ="
In Umbrellas

have the finest line in The city. Jas
5. Wright, corner Newcastle and Monk
dec10tf
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

Ifcr a ua1mi5yd time, [ i'll sell TO any
,oue "a same urices as heretofore, anC
trn;s1 experienced men to lay it in the
Il altls free ut COS WM. Il. GINBY.
Tickets lor "labio Romnni" on sale 81
BYeeGl0ye q Sc4rletta
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

Eleveu pounds graduated sugar fol-
500; Il pounds q sugar for $l00, al
Douglas.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12
Best Offer Yet.

] viii sell sewerage and lay in tn
drains for the old price Of the pipe aIon
dec. II ev- sun. WIN. &, (tuNBY.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

Best patent -four at Douglas only 81
yent3 for "A pounds.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

\ No. butter al DousI las for 30c pei
spound
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12

The plan now open Tor the Alden Ben
'diot Co., Dec. 20.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1889-12-12
Xmas Gloves.

Xmas gloves.
Xmas neckwoar.
Iac10tf JAS S. WnIaHT.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

was going to roll of, when pa tried to
fit it to his head, and then took it off
and looked inside of it, to see if it was
his hat, and when he found his name
in it, he said, Take it away. My head
is all wrong too Then he told me
to go for the doctor mighty quick. !
got the doctor and told him what we
were trying to do with pa, and he said
he would finish the job So the doc
tor came in and pa was on the lounge
and when the doctor saw him he said
it was lucky he was called Just as he
was. or he would have called an un-
dertaker. He put some pounded ice
on pas head the first thing, ordered
the shirt cut open, and we got the
pants off. Then he gave pa an emet-
ic, and his feet soaked, and pa said,
Doc. if you will bring me out of this
/ will never drink another drop
The doctor told pa that his life was
not worth button if he ever drank
again, and left about half q pint of
sugar pills to be fired into pa every
five minutes. Ma and me sat up with
pa all day Sunday, and Monday
morning changed the spectacles, and
took the clothes home, and along
about noon pa said he felt as though
he could get up. Well, you never
see tickleder man than he was when
he found the swelling had gone down
so that he could get his pants and shirt
on, and he says that doctor is the best
in this town. Ma says | am a smart
boy, and pa has taken the pledge, aud
we are all right. Say, you don't think
there is anything wrong in a boy
playing it on his pa, once in a while.
do you p
"Not much You have very like.
ly saved your fathers life. No, sir,
joking is all right when by so doing
you can break person of bad hab-
it," and the groceryman cut a chew
of tobacco off piece of plug that lay
the counter, which the boy had soak
ed in kerosene, and before he had
fairly got it rolled in his cheek he spit |
it out and began to gag, and as the boy |
started leisurely out the door the gro-
ceryman said, Look here, condemn
you, don't you ever tamper with my
tobacco again, or by thunder, I'll
maui you," and followed the boy to
the door, splitting cotton all the way,
and as the boy went around the corner
the groceryman thought how differ
ent joke seemed when it was on
somebody else, And then he turned
to 60 in and rinse the kerosene out of
his mouth, and found a sign on a box
of new green apples, as follows
"Colic or cholera infantum. You
pays your money and takes your
choice. ."-Peck's Sun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

II was at my office at an unusually
late hour few evening ago." said a
Detroit insurance man yesterday, "and
when | started down stairs | had a
large bottle of ink in my hand to car.
ry home. On the lower stairs l en-.
countered suspicious looking chap
who said
"See here, partner, l want enough
to get nights lodging
IL have no money" I replied
"Then give me a drink"
/ handed out the bottle, and he
seized it and carried it to his lips and
took long pull. When through he
handed it back with the remark:
"You may be good judge of cigars,
Colonel, but I'll be hanged if l ad-
mire your taste on whisky" "
He swallowed that writing fluid
Just as you would swallow beer,
and though he didn't exactly like the
taste he went off smacking his lips.
looked in the papers this morning for
a found dead" but not a case was
stated. 1t may have even improved
his state cf health. h.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20
assumption Surely Cured.

To THE EDIToR-Please inform you:
readers that have positive remedy for
the above named disease BY its timely
use thousands of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. shall he glad to send
two bottles OF my remedy free to- any of
your readers who have consumption II
they will send me their express and post
olllce address. Respectfully. L. A SLO.
CUM, NJ. G., lSl Pearl ST., New York.
S99yl
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

Jim Smith is a cottage-built man.
What kind of man is that?
The man with only one story is call
ed cottage-built man, and Jim has
only got one.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

Father-You do not push my boy
forward. He is anxious to get ahead.
Employer-Indeed Then l hope
that he will capture one very soon.-
Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

Teacher-Why do you not punctu-
ate your compositions
Pupil-Because you told us the
other day it was vulgar to point.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

A lady in anxious search of dye
house on North Burdick street in
quired at the Globe casket factory if
that was the place.-Kalamazoo Tel
egraph.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

1t is hard to say it, but the Ameri-
can eagle seems to be mercenary
bird. We never see him backing
Miss Liberty, unless there is good
deposit of hard money between them.
Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

Gaggs Ito friend just rising from
a sudden fall)-What have you got
against that lamp post?
Wagg (feelingly)-I have strong
impression that it was my head.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

Young men should remember new
er to stroke mustache when it is
down.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

The elevator boy does his share to-
ward elevation of the masses. ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

The complaint against the usurer
is that he takes too much interest in
his business.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

Jack (loquaciously)- y)-Captain, Pm
about shipping on a two-masted
schooner, by your leave.
Captain-Jack, l cannot let you.
No man can serve two-masters.-N.
Y. Ocean.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

How did Blinkins become insane |?
BY absorption. He slept for three
months beneath crazy quilt.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

"Do you know, Uncle JASON" said
a gentleman to a darky, "that you
are trampling under foot as a worth
less thing the sacred right of suffrage?'
mo, sah," replied Uncle Jason; "it
am not worthless. I got two dollahs
for it."-Time.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20
Advertising Rates.

Business Cards, one year, ono dollar per line.
LEGAL notices, among local reading matter, tsn
'ents per linz for each insertion.
business notiees Ave cents per line each insertion.
Births Marriages and Deaths free.
Obituaries, Resolutions, Cards Of Thanks, etc.,
a. adVcTtisinz rates.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

Jinkins-By the way, Sharpley,
that Miss Moneybags is rather a neat
little craft; regular clipper, amt
she?
Sharpley-So is the old man a reg
lar clipper, too-a coupon clipper
Ocean.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

Soarandrop-Yes, it pays to do
right. Honesty is the best policy af-
ter all.
Frankly-Why don't you have it
renewed.-Time.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

A young man of polish-tbe boot
black.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

There can never be any objection
to cigar manufacturer putting his
own goods.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

There are nearly dozen distilleries
in Peoria, III. A good place for an
artist to study still life.-Texas Sift-
ings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20
MICHIGAN CENTRAL
1.-The Niagara Falls Route"
IA {,

.Daily. tDaily except Saturday. All other
trains daily except Sunday. Parlor cars on day
trains. Sleeping cars on night trains
o.w. RUGGLEs, @. p. a T. Agt.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

Pat Gust landed, reading the sign
in the window "help wanted")-Hilp
wanted, is it' Well, begorra, it's
not Patrick O'Shaughnessy will ever
lave a fellow being in distress. And
he tears off his coat and dashes mad
ly inside.-Epoch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20

not Patrick O'Shaughnessy will ever
lave fellow being in distress. And
he tears off his coat and dashes mad
ly inside.-Epoch.
Traveler-Say, boy, what are you
sitting there for You'll freeze to
death,
Boy with chatering teeth)-Why,
de ole man tole me for to take der
pup out an drown him; but de ice on
der creek is two feet thick, so / thought
I'd sit here and freeze him to death.
Life.
Say, Cholley," asked one newsboy
of another, whats a payin' teller?"
Hes de man what pays out de
money"
"An' what's de receivin' teller?"
"He's de man what takes in de
money"
"An' what's de cashier p
"He's de man what gets away wild
de money."-Ex.
.-------------------------.-----
A connoisseur dawdle-Where does
this man Alkali come from that de.
sires to join our club?
Bangle-He's from Arizona.
ArizonaY What does he know
about art, anyhow?
Why, my dear boy, he told me
himself he was chairman of the hang
ing committee several times in Coy
ote ulch.-Lowell Citizen.
Philadelphian-You are very fond
of society, see. DO you belong to
the exclusive 400?
New Yorker-N.no, unfortunately
there is dark stain OH my social rec
ord.
Indeed
Yes, it is too true. once walked
two squares on Fifth avenue with "A
very dear friend Of mine, an eminent
scientist, who had on a suit of ready
made clothing.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20
WIT AND HUM0R.

WIT AND HUMoR.
A young man of polish-tbe boot
black.-Free Press.
The elevator boy does his share to-
ward elevation of the masses. ."-Ex.
Young men should remember nev-
er to stroke a mustache when it is
down.-Ex.
The complaint against the usurer
is that he takes too much interest in
his business.-Ex.
There can never be any objection
to cigar manufacturer putting his
own goods.-Ex.
There are nearly a dozen distilleries
in Peoria, III. A good place for an
artist to study still life.-Texas Sift-
ings.
How did Blinkins become insane
BY absorption. He slept for three
months beneath crazy quilt.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Teacher-Why do you not punctu-
ate your compositions
Pupil-Because you told us the |
other day it was vulgar to point.-Ex.
Father-You do not push my boy
forward. He is anxious to get ahead.
Employer-Indeed Then l hope
that he will capture one very soon.-
Elk.
A lady in anxious search of dye
house on North Burdick street in
quired at the Globe casket factory if
that was the place.-Kalamazoo Tel
egraph.
Soarandrop-Yes, it pays to do
right. Honesty is the best policy af-
ter all.
Frankly-Why don't you have it
renewed. Time.
Jim Smith is cottage-built man.
What kind Of man is that?
The man with only one story is call
ed q cottage-built man, and Jim has
only got one.-Ex.
Gaggs Ito friend just rising from
a sudden falD-What have you got
against that lamp post'
Wagg (feelingly)-I have strong
impression that it was my head.-Ex.
1t is hard to say it, but the Ameri-
can eagle seems to be mercenary
bird. We never see him backing
Miss Liberty, unless there is good
deposit of hard money between them.
Puck.
Jinkins-By the way, Sharpley,
that Miss Moneybags is rather neat
little craft regular clipper, amt
she?
Sharpley-So is the old man reg
lar clipper, too-a coupon clipper
Ocean.
Jack Qoquaciously) ly)-Captain, I'm
about shipping on two-masted
schooner, by your leave.
Captain-Jack, cannot let you.
No man can serve two-masters.-N.
Y.Ocean.
"Do you know, Uncle JASON" said
a gentleman to a darky, "that you
are trampling under foot as worth
less thing hesacred right of suffrage?'
mo, sah," replied Uncle Jason; "it
am not worthless. Igot two dollahs
for it."-Time.
Pat Gust landed, reading the sign
in the window "belp wanted ")-Hilp
wanted, is itf Well, begorra, it's
not Patrick O'Shaughnessy will ever
lave fellow being in distress. And
he tears off his coat and dashes mad
ly inside.-Epoch.
Traveler-Say, boy, what are you
sitting there for You'll freeze to ,
death,
Boy with chatering teeth)-Why.
de ole man tole me for to take der ,
pup out an drown him; but de ice on
der creek is two feet thick, so / thought
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-02-20
NOTHING

Is palmer to lis at the end of the year than that have
demonstrated that we are leaders in goods and
prices. No merchant
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1889-02-21
The Village Election.

Partisan politics are not always
good to inject into local government.
The experience of the village since it's
election a year ago has demonstrated
this. Circumstances then left no al
tentative but to make the issue a
party one. 1t was forced upon us to
accept the fact that the village cleo
trine and the appointments which
were to follow were but the prelude
to the fall scramble for offices In the
comfy, but now no such eXigency
presents, and it behOoves the honest
citizen to consider the situation in
the light of prudence and economy in
the management Of the village affairs.
We are confident that an exposition
Of last years business record will
show the wisdom Of doing this. Sur
rendering nothing Of our influence,
let US make such use of it in the
choice of councillors for The coming
year, as we'll as ensure to an already
OvertaXed community the hope of
ultimate relief and guarantee that
business methods and not party man
euvering willprevail. Let us elect a
business council; one that will give
due consideration to all needed public
improvements. and relegate to the
positions they ought to occupy the
heretofore all-absorblng questions:
Who are going to ill the village
offices.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1889-02-21
SCOTT.

Did Senator Hixon have the Olive
Branch in mind when he put the
price of the country papers at$1 00.00
each.
"Joe" Brittendall, who has been
foreman on the Jones farm" for the
last three years, will farm for himself
the coming season.
A new settler from Iowa is expect.
ed on the" Wheeler farm"this month.
Our old friend, VIM. Boedecker
who has been in St. LOUIS this winter
is expected back every day, with Mrs.
Boedecker.' Das was dimes he vas
marrit alreaty, amt it?
Frank, son of that bourbon dem
ocrat, Ezra Paine, who formerly lived
in this town, is visiting his uncle J.
A. Paine.
Some of our farmers will SOW faS
this spring. Heretofore there has
been none raised in this town.
We are patiently waiting for the
Hon. A. s. Crossfeld to redeem some
of his apte.eleetion promises. If he
was as jealous and indefatigable in
the interests of his constituents as he
was in those of w. d. Washburn, nc
one, not even democrat, could com
! plain,
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1889-02-21

Fred Bunnell was in st. Paul last
week
J. Berkin visited Little Falls last
week.
P. a. Mccarthy went to St. Paul
Tuesday night.
J. J. Whlttimore, of OrtonVllle,
was in the city yesterday.
F. A. Bailey "took IN" Wahpeton
last week.
Mr.. aud Mrs. II. 3. Wolff visited
in Graceville last week.
Thos. Golden was over from Bert
ram couple Of days this week.
c, w. Comstock was in town sast
Thursday.
Judge c. T.. Brown visited his
parents at Willmar last Saturday.
Mr.. Leary, of Willmar, passed
through town last Thursday,
Editor Stevens went to st. Paul
Tuesday night to attend the Editorial
convention.
Frank Griffith went to Minneapolis
last Friday night, having secured q
position there.
S. \. Flaherty went to Fergus
Falls yesterday on business before
the land office.
Louis Foley returned from the
woods last Thursday night.
Mr., Gudgel, of Iowa, is visiting
friends in the vicinity.
NJ. Ryan was called to Wlllmar last
Friday by the dangerous illness of
his sister Sarah. At last accounts
she was improving with hopes for
her recovery.
Sheriff Munre witnessed the eXeCu-
ton of Lee, the murderer, at Alexan-
dria. We hope Stevens county's
sheriff will never be master of GER
monies on u similarOccassion-
Charles Grassman returned last
Thursday night from his European
trip. He returns we'll pleased with
his two months, visit to his old home
across the water. Speaking of pres.
ent conditions over there Mr.. Grass.
man said they were not quite as he
expected to find them. There has
been quite a change since he left
there, several years ago. The farm
ers rs a class are not as prosperous
now as they were then, being barely
able to make living, while the labor.
ing people make good livings and are
generally in good circumstances.