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The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

a visit 70 the markets VIII show that the
greater part {. the poultry marketed By
farmers, not professional pouisry-rssers, Is
not fuily tattened. This Ia a. unE1e a. It is
10 market hogs. Ok cattle. Or sheep, without
fattening them While the fowb were gath
ering their oyn food CT the farm they could
not be IL more than lrst-class condition.
Before they are marketed, they should be
confined where they al take only moderate
exercise, and literally fed for about ten days
81 fatsening food. For the FIRST two days do
not feed all the fowls VIII eat. but gradually
Increase the amount given them until they
have each meal all they viii eat up clean.
Feed three times q day. For the morning
and noon feed give boiled potatoes, beets or
carrots mixed into q stiff mass with corn and
barley naeal; az Night give whole corn, Give
what skim miik you can II you have enough
mix their food with Il. Oh course keep be-
Tore the fowls an abundance Of gravel, char
coal and pure water. During the last three
or four days nlx . handful Of pulyerized
charcoal with each paiIul u Eoft feed. For
twelve hourg at least better tFenty-iour1
before the fowls ore killed, give them no
feed. They should not BE- marketed with
fall crops; in fact; this is prohibited by Law
IN many Of the principalmarkets~Exchange.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

According e lie rg Il faa
ss9asr & Internal iegslHs - o
n-1zgsaaias ms nad oEs desired
venting TIE sale q bogus t9e 1e Bat
tef, Tae me-5scog II tAc department q
the Interior examined i ~ bat-
Ter. rsprae4tlng the sock II gYer $50
dealers tie rast yaar, AID ioana 8liy sixty
two specimens o. "als1.
The ale Ct the article. however. has cgn-
siderably increased ard aRsass noa 70 BE-
Of a fra basis. For ezaMe - the tine
Of his investigation, Boston lad - rcsal
dealerswho sold Il Il Waesaga dug Stamped
s--ogeeaargafa. while Chicago had -.
AM n upper Michigan 8 was preferred 70
butter b. lumbernea, 81 tee ground that il
kept sweet and raIatahle for i I3ageF pr
rod.
The asoleo@ men, The commissioner
are coming 70 favor fhs tax. Is It affords
them a measure d protsg Ike thai given
to c-lgarmakecs - tie tobacco tx They
are not content, however - re3y on the
merits 6 the article T. extend t. SAFE.
From jts first Introduction they have de-
pended On triekery 70 d ISIS and last
week they had recoura 70 new form q The
old game. Armour ard tae otaeE Chicago
4.oleo makers bought Up ~ the Esia but
ter in the market aud COINED the product
Prices doomed at once from thirty-ays to
iorty-one cents per pound IN the Egia Eaar-
ket.
Atthis exoFbitant figure most retail dealers
could not afford 70 handle tic article and
bought butterine instead. Ta.s was iust
what tie "oleoa man wanted. l. one week
over 200 buttcrine licenses were taken out IN
Chicago, and proportionately large number
in other places whore Egin buttsr is in de-
mand. The main object q the combination
was TO force New Yori: dealers 70 t-ke cat
licences and sell bntterinc. I4tl net
with only moderate success. IT. II lie
Corner large quantities q Elsia butter
were thrown upon the marzs4 owing 70 the
high price Of the grade. and reaction soon
set in, the price sinking 70 % md even q
cents PEI pound.
As the soleo" licenses f9rthe current year
run out on April 80, those wlpe invested IL
them last week muat sell eueus oscs butt
ter between now and Nay l. 10 ga 5ack thclr
inyestment.-Rura! Nsw-Torke-.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12
Rnlasin tIle sltting Room.

the best a0d for growing bulls IS one OF
light, sandy Of Abr0us nature made Of partly
ro,tel t5.sl. faanurc and sand, about equal
parts. N pottIng the butts they should be
SCI vl.i tie apex just at the surface 0: the
coil, which should be pressed about them so
=tsat fney may not De lifted up By the growing
ro9.s. L covered with ashes, soil or other
like g~lat8rlal there will be no danger Of their
being lifted. Hyacintls require four inch
tois, tulips and narcissus, three inch, and
croeas smaller sizes; or moro bulbs may be
planted IN larger sized pots or boxes. giving
then tho same space as If the pots stood side
by side. II tile cellar is TOO warm, the leaves
viii start before the roots, or the bulbs may
decay.
Moderately rapid Development insures the
best results. and when the pots are full Of
healthy roots the bulbs should be brought to
the light and given more heat. 1t is useless
to expect good blossoms until this condition
is obtained. II the leaves and flower stalks
are placed III full Light. before they have
reached three or fou inches in height they
arc often stunted and fail to develop well.
Ittall and weak they will need supporting,
although with proper treatment. exposing to
light If too tall, and keeping in shade if too
short, they may De made to produce the de-
sired medium growth. By bringing a part OF
each planting 70 the light and warmth at one
time, or By keeping them in rooms Of differ
ent temperature, continuous bloom may be
obtained even il the paintings are made at
longer intervals than one or two weeks.-Ex-
shange.
Per red waters where reaches will dni
them. The vermin will eat them and die.
TIE white Of an egg, with a little water and
sugar, is good for children with an irritable
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

70 provide more shelter for animals som
farmers allow wagons 10 stand out Of doors
during the winter. They think that winter
weather does not inJure n wagon. The fact
il that IN winter the moisture gets In and
stays In; in the urnmer 1t dries out. Hence
n wagon will spoil more in winter than 10
summer; and while in sun mer the parts,
drying, become loose, the cause Of the evil Is
really the moisture getting into the wood.
In winter the water gets into creyices and
freezes, and the expansion forces the pieces
apart Or makes a large crack OF a small ono.
It pays to paint q wagon frequently, and this
the farmer can do for himself. Stripes and
scrolls do not add to the value OF the wagon.
The painting can be lone In the barn when
The weather is roo disagreeablc for outside
york.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

100 Ladies wanted.

And 100 men to call on any druggist for
a FREQ trial package Of Lanes Family Med
icine, the great root and herb remedy, dis
covered by DIR. Silas Lane while in the
Rocky Mountains. For diseases of the
blood, liver and kidneys it is a positive
cure. For constipation and clearing up
the complexion it does wonders. Children
like It. Everyone praises it. Large-size
package, so cents. AT all druggists.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12
Embroidered Crib Quilt.

Here we have a design for a criD-quilt so
lovely and dainty that it ought 70 please the
most fastidious mother who eyerspent her
happiest hours f%ashioning beautiful garments
or belongings with which to add to tho
charms, II that were possible, 81 her little
prince" The quilt may be made Of boltiag-
cloth, thin iinen-cambrie, linen-lawn or any
similar material. Figure Of eherubs, birds.
butterflies, and blossoms are scattered as q
powdering all over the cloth, being skctched
or stamped according to ones ability, and
worked IN outline stitch with some pretty,
fast color in silk or fine Ffeneh embroidery
cotton. The lining may match tho embfoid-
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

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The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12
NEWS FASHIONS.

ENGLISH gloves made Of Angola cloth are
quite the thing for the skating season.
THE broad puff scarf continues the most
fashionable thing In neckwear.
A PRETTY silver match-safe IS shaped to ro-
somblc a birds feather. 1t is inset with prcc-
ious stones.
THE latest winter styles in collars are cut
high. One Of the most fashionable makes
has rolling points with wide spacing.
A B~LAcKrHoRsE stick with a crooked root
partially covered by gold or silver plates
is lacked upon WITT high favor by swell4.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

% FCs1AA aILLL tf
Y94k sszse geae-zlly.
o1ee upen q ti1as a tee isirY ss9zies begin,
Il was posssi8e 70 TEL The voezt5oa q INST
d-airy1nen 4ad farmers By thslg apPe2rznes
VsH q the.a looks1 Ike saarp, elergsse
gq-ahead hszsiae=s men a. st-I<iHglF shown
ty he appezn1es q eeIssates here wAo are
modern bgsiAess men AMI faBF abreast VITA
sas ii1ses.
TIE first steps towards The orgarizal55a
q the Sew Togx STATE D~airymen's AssDe1-
tloa z.Es rak4a a. = preliminary Eefsns
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

on a wall which divides the pleasure
grounds from the Kitchen garden 81 Warn
ham Court, a residence in the south 81 Eug-
laid, u fine specimen Of magnolia erandiiiota
has been trained so that it covers a space
about eighty yards IN length. A corisspond-
eut OF n horticultural journal, describing il
last summer said the prefusion OF bloom was
such that on one fine portion about a foot
square he counted seven fully expanded
bowers and several buds.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

resulted IL the purchase Of a iarm al Genera
and the founding thereon Of al experimental
station, which is an honor 70 the empire
state.
Annual meetings Of the STATE DairyIaenis
association are held wherever It Is thought
they win be most beneficial, generally, how
ever, Ia counties especially devoted TO dairy
Interests. A paper IS read and then questions
are asked, and the criticism f. 50 keen that \
speaker must be conyersant with The subject
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

included among other Mn. RICHARDSON.
notable names those Of President Grover
Cleveland, Governor David B. Hill, and many
ex-presldents Of the New York State AgricuI-
tural society. The list in the 1871 annual re-
port contains 139 names, Including seventy
five life members.
The State Dairymen's association has be-
come Of such Importance that It received an
appropriation Of $500 from the state in
1888,
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

L ta Hzz = As EcAlzs > .
E wa q
Betsy Es4 eAl8 .4E IL
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extent o, aZ 3sFa0-
ua. I'll viii az-@z@ r1<se1y -
8zz8Eag. leave The roy1inSQ ne1s ssi
10 Ar ora uazitd se5Zeaz- ; 5sok-
ie5lne child q any 9 VII r=ads and il : tbs
sseraI duty q eYsry Mota=r = So = i tAz-
o4e rszding j. prov53eLAvoi
G og mgers .. Questionable eaazae-
Ter hica ara frequently thrust upon yoa.
cisla children who have il not. ths
exs = RIDING. TITS eaH be done, 70 5
rsas x e, b. pr8v.Ii4s literature IN Z line
aithtneir ~e1.iar tastes, using your know
leIge r their foaIness for 2 certain occa-
patton n pastims a. your guide. Eeadingis
too grsa. d privilege. TOO delightful a pleas
IRE, - powerful an assistant to the forma-
aaa aFacter 10 be lightly neglected or
as1seL. II AZ parents lookcl more care
fully tbelr eh8lrens reading there would
bea l=7 ,apmeat q character otherwise i'm
Hs ar sacrifice shaald DC considered
~ ss 70 progide cool reading. not only
f8zfis children. bat FOR the mothers ike
s WAsa tired and discouraged. and out
temper yita yourself ani others, drop
45uF v9-x and ali thought Of your sorry
anI iase u9a wholesome, interesting book
for Asi ~ h9uT. Ten 70 one. At The end Of
thu ire tin world Eill have assumed a dif-
isreat ec,. things will not seem 50 bad.
a All. and q solution Of the difficulty
wiz soon present itself.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

End ferrHaung and
disseminating more
general i~Aiou4atIsn il
The discussion Gf1aiy
topics
Al tits meeting Il
vas resolved 70 psii-
aoa tie senate and
senb.y 70 adopt such
,eaaetnents az viii "a
elliu.s the establish
men. Of an expert
mental station=in the
q ofSeBYork. This
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

JosE4b 5ssa. q. ". Ba-ba2k and Mr. gohA
s~zattuek. The LIST faree aye noH secretary
trsasurer and pnsssdeat q the association
Il ans-sr 20 tne cal sa9easfaa meet1aS
WIS hsd At sysaeus March 8, IsT.
Ths articles o~as9oazfioa adopted a. this
nesting are prsf2eed ~ the following,
With states she o5sscss IL yiew. VIZ "p.o-
acting dairy farming and III tae dairy Il
serssts, aid sor mutual Improvement IN tie
ss8enee II bat;e- and ch4ess n~aHuacsnre.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

and make no state
meI.ts which facts Will
not justify. When we
consider that there are
10000 dairy COWS In
New York state. and
the capital invested
ia the business is
than ssO,NO.oW it
gives us some idea 81
tho importance Of the
dairy interest.
The list Of members
VI the state association
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bed FEB. =, f7.
Little E3ll A
msging AZ Invitation
u ne 6zlrymen u sas
2 . nee; Il sgE-
gas XAreh :, lsT,tor
permanent =oEssEz-
tlon. was signed by
mHy psemaeasa
rgrAe Madms
Iase pr@lAt n The
association, the Hoa
Harris LHw PD
ar HcA-
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cry IL esgx and sl1x through The thin eos-
er ssntsag + gate mreePtiDyor u a uors

delze eEset = d@5rsI ths tintlag uay b
L 5 f15sAe8 Nth d fo2hs row q
Ees fks edges; an3 ba-d@rsd
pretty ws Ass EEteA should be
gallez ~. os q 1oss nj drawn gaise
- 01ig shnae Or . snail designs
use ge 8 s9r The Aursss il tAey m1st De
STAMPED er tzae@3 frgl drawings bat =
hss = fassat for ske.ehInGt y aay Be varIed
sa1a a13 scattered abaas II @Ees
p.gfass9a AID yes ggssezE fa@ Necessary
cFel q agzrause For a-ger children,
o. Fsza qaaz thst su b exErsd 70 Q
Grel treatment. T~arEeg-ssI tEin Por-
died viii snail GreslzEzy G1rs cEs
kIs BIRDS. traits n agweFs gntilnsd #ih
e7a@mEts fMs woai1 b. yeY attEz-1vs
ara z a wea - preT. ard could Be
easily ceased Is 3 pain ~Ai-e s-
eaL AG Ul@zeasI Csat0z flannel aaLrg
B594 Fas Is WARMTH and dgr1aIity;
havr M o. hand 7As rel eoa-
au1 y r3w q saag stitches 4 cream
- asFry f- q ao<3E-Amer-
s4 4 z
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

Pillows and bolsters.madc Of good tick
ing and filled with II lbs Of new feathers,
at $3.50 for the entire set at K. Il. Hum
phreys g. Co.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

II you have any need for dishes see our
immense stock before you buy. We have
nearly all kinds, E. B. Humphreys s Co.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

You can get a 3 10. box OF best Satin
Gloss starch for 1S cts, or a 6 ID. box for
- cts. at Humphreys store.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-07-12

One hundred new linen salt sacks for
farmers towels, so cents. at +. B. Hum
phreys & Co..
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1889-08-30
BERTHA DALTOH'S TRIUMPH,
THE HISTORY OF IN OPAL RING.

Happy mortal that you areI7 cried
Douglas, after putting at his cigar for
while. You can follow out your ideas
at will. You have not to await the
pleasure of plethoric elderly gentle
men, and inane women, old and young,
DESTROYS of having their lovely phizZes
handed down to an admiring posterity.
You haven't to teach stupid boarding.
school girls. Blythe bye, though, L
have been meeting lately. at school
where | teach, most charming little
music-mistress, he continued, drop
ping bombast, and returning to his
usual tone. by George. st. Lawrence,
/ never in my life have felt so inclined
to be spooney! Such dear. gentle
girl!-nOt beauty exactly. but just the
enc to make a fellows home happy"
Hear. hear" cried st. Lawrence.
"We shall be having Charles Douglas
settling down into family man after
all"
81 believe have it in me to develop
the domesticities," Douglas returned.
eff | could only get some celebrity or
some fashionable beauty to come and
be painted, and be the cause of G. DIS
being elected A. r. A. But they are
deaf adders all. They don't come,
charm | ever so wisely-and I'm not
going to marry wife to make drudge
of her. c. ID. s not quite SO far gone in
brutality as that"
"What may be the name OF the in
comparable fair one2" st. Lawrence
asked.
mo, be hanged-that's not fairl" ex-
claimed Douglas, throwing the end of
his cigar into the fire. II should fear
telling you, o glorious Apollo, lest you
should 90 and cut me Quit Besides, |
don't know precisely. One can't cele-
brate ones love in melifluOus strains
as Miss Smith or Miss Jones, and she
may possess some detestable Christian
name for anything | knOW-Sarah Ma
tilda; or Martha Jane, perhaps. have
had an idea OF writing her a note,
which she must answer: but then prob
ably it would be Miss X presents her
compliments TO Mr.. d. and besides, if
| prefer thinking OF her as the charm
ing Amarylls, what is that to any one?"
Suppose | find out" said st. Law
renee, laughing. "A half-confidence
eXcites curiosity. As for cutting you
out. I'm much less likely to be bidder
in the matrimonial market than YOU"
he added, more grayely. "a man with
out name has no business to think of
marriage
"Pshawl You'll make a name. i
only wish | was as sure of it, =" observed
Douglas. - say, old fellow, feel con-
foundcdly like getting into the blues.
VIVA $ the time? Can't we go some
whcre?"
ITS early yet. We can 90 anywhere
you like, " st. Lawrence replied.
81 vote for a roaring farce" said
Douglas.
"Asyou like, " returned st. Lawrence.
''And look herc-if | were you L
should keep Il precious sharp lookout
when in public; you may geth0ld of the
end Of a clcw when you don't expect it.
Conc along"
The young men dOnncd their over
coats, for the castcrly winds of March
prevailed, and, proceeding downstairs,
they passed into the street, and at a
brisk pace took the road westward.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1889-08-30
Thomas H. Benton's Pluck.

witnessed this incident in the SEN
ate, in which Thomas H. Benton
played a prominent part, writes Ham
nibal Hamlin. Senator Foote, of Mis-
sissippi, had assaulted him violently
daily until Mr.. Benton deliberately
arose one morning in the senate and
declared that if the rules of the senate
were not enforced by its presiding
officer he would take the rules into
his own hands. He notified the sena-
tor from Mississippi that IF he con-
tinues his personal assaults on myself,
l will take care of myself"
Well, | was quietly writing one
morning when my ear told me that
Foote was pursuing precisely the same
course of proceedings as the day be-
fore; the chair of Benton on nv left
was thrown back with great violence
and he passed me in the area and went
toward Foote as though he had pur-
pose in his mind. l never doubted
that he had.
FoOte glided out from his seat down
amid the senators, taking from some
part of his person a pistol and attempts
ed to cock it. | suppose it was one of
that kind of pistols that had Il guard in
the rear. and he had forgotten to pull
the guard around and couldn't cock
it; but when he was passing down and
trying to use the pistol, Benton literal
ly tore his vest open and said.
Senators, stand aside and let the
assassin shoot"
well. the assassin finally reached
the seat of Daniel S. Dickinson, of
New York, who disarmed him, and
there was a cry all over the senate,
No quarrelingl No quarrelingr'
Benton had returned to his seat, and
with the dignity of Roman he said:
Mr.. President, l never quarrel. l
have sometimes fought, and when l
fought, fought for a funeralp
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1889-08-30
Wheat Experiment.

Professor Blount, of the Colorado
Agricultural College. who has made a
study of the habits and needs of the
wheat plant, recently conducted a
series of experiments which seem to
show that our method of raising wheat
is far from being the best He planted
upon an exact square acre u pounds
of hand-picked wheat in rows of Is
inches apart, and at harvest thrashed
out 81 bushels; again. upon one-fourth
of an acre he planted 81 ounces of Sc
lected seed, and the product was Is
bushels; and again, rs kernals of extra
tine seed. weighing 45 grains and the
product was 1Ot pounds, or nearly at
the rate of 100 bushels per acre Farm
ers usually strive to get over as much
ground as possible, thinking that If
they get their eight acres day plant
ed they have done their part, and if
they don't get good crop they blame
nature If they would devote the same
time to the cultivation of one-fourth
of their present acreage they would
most likely obtain much better results.
But of course there would DO few who
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1889-08-30
Some Modern Proverbs.

Experience gets there every time.
Great men can outgrow nicknames.
Wisdom waits to be asked for adj
vice.
Many a man lives on the reputation
other people make for him.
The truth about some people is not
told until after they are dead.
If every man could have his way the
world would be almost depopulated.
Trusts are combinations of men and
corporations that cannot trust one an
other.
The man that never knows the time
of day is always too late or too early
to wait.
Truths differ. Sometimes they are
told to a mans face, and sometimes be-
hind his back.
The man that guesses at prObabili-
ties often Overreaches the man that
waits for the truth.
Much sympathy is thrown away on
an ambulance patient. 1t may be only
a case of plain drunk.
Sometimes it is wiser to beg pardon
than to tight. The other fellow may
be bigger, and black eye is cloud.
When a policeman says Move on!"
it is wise to move. He has two adj.
vantageS-a club and the semblance of
the law.-Nea0 York San.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1889-08-30
Filling a Long Felt Want.

Some da, or other every reporter
will carry around a photograph and
when he interviews a man the latters
words will be taken down with an
accuracy admitting of no dispute.
Then when the interviewed gentleman
comes around in the morning like a
volcanic eruption to explain that his
language was distorted and all that
sort of thing the reporter can quietly
roll the photograph with one hand
and a gun with the other and ask him
what he is going to do about it. When
this scheme can be successfully oper-
ated long felt want will be filled.
As it is at present wien man gets in
to trouble because of his remarks be-
ing faithfully printed he at once swears
that the reporter MIXED up his words
with an egg beater and then run them
in. In such a manner the guileless
newspaper worker frequently gains
reputation for lying which he does not
deserve Lincoln Journal.