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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

Members of Co. H" o. N. G., are
requested TO meet at their armory al
l:3O, this afternoon; it is the inten.
ton to have the photograph Of all the
members taken; the three years tern
OF large number of the members oi
the company expired yesterday, and
before they get their discharge, and
are mustered out, it is desired that
there shall be a photograph of the
company as it exists, so far as pos
sible.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

NJ. Herrick who is at the head of a
hundred thousand dollar cannery out
fit, arrived yesterday afternoon. His
steamer the JeGnnie, will arrive to-
day, and about Thursday he sails for
Alaskan waters. To tell just where
he is going would be to give the
business away. He will be heard
from next fall. He has Hiney Brown
on the steamer and will take him with
him to Alaska.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

If you want a suit of clothes, under
wear, hat, cap, boots or shoes, good as
the best, cheap as the cheapest, 90 to
Parker'S Empire Store, corner of Sec
ond and Benton streets, next door tG
the nOStOfficp
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10
Pianos and ORGANS.

Griffin & Reed are agents for the cele,
brated Lyon & Healy Organs. These
instruments are beautifully finished IN
Ola"k walnut, unsurpassed In variety
and quality uf tone, and fully warranted
for five years. Our SS5 Organ cannot
be equaled. A splendid small upright
Piano for sale or rent on very reason
able terms. Call and examine.
GRIFFIN & REED.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

One day last. week, while an old
man named Harbour and another
man by the name OF Foster, living on
the little Nestucca we're saving with
a cross cut in the timber the top OF q
tree that bad been banging on an.
other tree broke and fell instantly
killing Mr.. Harbour and seriously in.
juring Mr.. Foster. 1t is not known
whether he will survive.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

To our newspaper exchanges: over
haul your mailing lists and see that
THE AsToRIAN is there; some, nota-
bly, from southern and eastern
Oregon, don't show up only semi-oc-
casionally; send regularly, or we'll
have to cut loose from this end OF
the line.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

The heaviest salmon caught in the
English fisheries last year was IN the
Tay. IT was four feet five inches
long, twenty-eight inches in girth,
and weighed fifty-two pounds. A
fifty-pound fish has been taken in the
Hants won at Christ church, New
Zaalan1.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

S. A. Salveson died yesterday at st.
Mary's hospital Of consumption, in
the 32nd year of his age. The fun
eral will be from coroner Surpre-
nant's undertaking rooms tomorrow,
under the auspices of the c. r. F.
P. T. at pa ".
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

The choir of Grace church, assisted
by the best local talent of Astoria
and Mrs. D. Gocdsell of Portland,
will give a concert at Liberty hall
Tuesday evening, Feb. 18th. Doors
open at 7:30; concert at 8 o'clock
P. NJ; tickets for sale at Griffin &
Reeds.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

Passengers up on the Reed last
night: E. B. Cushman and wife, Miss
Josie Bryce, Mrs. Stroble, 1. W. Case,
Frank Patton, Mrs. Parish, Misses
Gilbert, sisters of Mrs. A. Y. Allen.
Mel. A. Warren, Alex. Mcdonald, E.
Il. Merrill.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

F. E. Eidridge, of French Prairie,
owns a farm that was selected in
1917 by an agent of the Hudson Bay
company. The first crop of wheat
was harvested in 1918, and since then
the land has rested only five years.
It now produces thirty-five bushels
to the acre.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

Every body is getting along nicely
on the Dlrte Thompson and are well
pleased with their change. The kick
ers apologized to DR.. Estes yesterday
morning. At the pest house both
patients are doing well; the last case
is lighter than the first. DR.. Estes
thinks that he-cau, with safety, strike
his flag on the Dirie next Tuesday.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

At its last business meeting the As.
toria Building & Loan association
loaned S9,S00, at 61 and 5S months.
Owing to their departure for Alaska,
Messrs. F. Il. Stokes and J. r. Gill
strap resigned from the board of di-
reotors; Messrs. Lyman @. Kinney
and Thomas Dealey were elected TO
fill the vacancies.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

S1.50 night and a doughnut, but
it's dollars to dimes that he'll give a
more entertaining show than some
of the fakirs who've got cash for
scolding and maliguing our commun-
itN
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10
ADVICETO MOTHERS

Mrs. WINsLOW's SOOTHING SYRUP
should always be used for children
teething. 1t soothes the child, softens
the gums. allayS all Pain, cures wind
cholic, and is the best remedy for diar-
rh9a. Twenty-Five cents bottle.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10
Little Johnny Had Seen Those Pictures

A teacher last week announced that
she wished the pnpils to write short
essay on "The Cigarette Habit" And
little Johnny. after much patient Ia
Dor, handed in this: "The habits
which is worn by the cigarette girls
is mnch to lite for winter, this is Al i
know about The Cigarette Habit"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

On next Thursday also comes that
anniversary custom Of sending around
anonymous insults under the head of
valentines" The original sentiment
was pretty one: young man send
ing his best girl an honest expression
of loving sentiment and she recipro-
eating, but of late the 14th of Febru-
ary affords opportunity for cowardly
ours to vent their spite in sending
decent people miserable caricatures,
and insulting rhymes.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

There is death in the pot" says
Solomon. 1t certainly looks like it if
California cabbage is cooked therein.
Only last Friday, over at Shelton,
Mason Co, W. T., a man and his wife
and child died from eating California
cabbage. This may discourage the
importation of that succulent vegeta-
BILE from our sister state and give the
resident Chinese gardners at Smiths
point monopoly.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10
SENSE AND NONSENSE.
Written Last Night to Fill up This Space.

Well, next Thursday will be the
14th, and on that day the state Of
Oregon will be thirty years OF age,
having been admitted February 14th,
1859. Our commonwealth has at
tanned mans growth, age and posi-
ton, and is destined to be the peer In
wealth and population OF any state in
the union.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

E. Lund & Co., have finished their
contract with the Astoria & South
Coast Railroad Co., near Skipanon.
They cleared eight acres for Sl75 per
acre
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

They say that after the reformed
drunkards and reformed gamblers
and reformed everything else are
through with scolding US for S25 a
night and grub, an eastern reformed
Journalist is coming; he'll work for
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

At the Presbyterian church this
morning: Subject "The Anchor of
Hope;" subject of evening discourse,
"A Queenly Woman"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

Al. Reed, CT Gardiner, is the latest
Gamer who is said to be contem-
plating the establishment Of a can
merry ct Alaska.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

THE AsToRIAE guarantees 10 its adver-
tisers the largest circulation of any ne wspa'
per published on the Columbia river.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

State senator F. A. Moore, Of Co,
lumbia county, has introduced a bill
fixing q bounty on sea lions.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

The examination of Ned Herrison.
c. Dahl, and ]. Melin, charged with
robbery from Peter Ecklund comes
up before justice May at 10 o'clock
tomorrow.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

Services at the Methodist church
to-day. Subject, II A. NJ, Praises"
7:3O P. NJ, Turning Points in Life"
Song service, Z Pm.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

In the strictest confidence the
writer was told last week that the Q.
R. & N. Co., had four ships now on
the way, loaded with rails to build q
railroad from Portland to Astoria.
So now THE Historian confdentially
tells its readers. There is just as
mnch reality in this as there is in o
good many other railroad enterprises
We hear so much Of nowadays.
There's one way, and only one way
to build railroad-put up the money,
or get some one else to put it up
and then build the road and before the
money gives out, bond the road for
more.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10
For Rent.

The store room formerly occupied
by the Empire Store. An eligible Ioca-
tiOn and good business stand. Apply
to CHAs, 5. GUNDERsON.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

Portland's smallpox experience cost
it S10,1S5.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10
OEeefinr Notice,

A meeting of the Astoria Real Estate
Association is to be held on Monday,
February 11th, 1889, at the Occident
Hotel, at 8 P. NJ. STOCKHOLDERS.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

how hard it has been for him all
through his days, is it to be wondered
at that he declines or is 10th to part
with what was SO dearly won, so hard
" earned.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

At the Baptist church tonight,
Rev. A. Leroy. Subject, "The Wines
of the Bi0le."
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

The Dolphin, AriGdae, Polar Bed1
and five masted schooner Louis
crosse out yesterday.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

Rev. DR.. Garner will oficiate in the
Congregational church this evening.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10
Furnished Rooms 40 Let.

First class, and well located apply tc
T. NJ. Dwyer. next door to W. W. Par.
ker's residence.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

The latest style of Gents Boots and
Shoes at p. j. GooDMAN's.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

Served by Carrier, per week...-......... l5 cti
Sent by Mail. per mnnth...............-..- 70 ct'
one year.......................st.D
Free Of postage to subscribers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

We live in deeds not III years
Death is but the honorable discharge,
to the true soldier, after the battles
OF life are over and the victories won.
Our friends will die and our graves
may grow up with weeds-we may
build tombs OF granite, with solemn
sphinXes to watch the sacred spot;
but wealth nor rank nor Office can
perpetuate memory-immortality may
be predicted of deeds only. There
fore ladies and gentlemen, let us
look out for our deeds, after our
good humored county clerk Tren-
chsrd has recorded them, go and
get them and take care of your deeds.
You'll need them when the boom
comes and you are selling your cor
ner lots for lots Of money.
Talking of corner lots and booms
do you know that it is hardly fail
sometimes for newspapers to go after
what is usual known as the "nloss
back" Because very often the mar
who is called a ''mossback" anc
sneered at for being little slow, anc
unprogressive, is really deserving o.
more kindly feeling. Many a MAJ
has been cut to the quick by unfeel
ing sarcasm that way. Many a on,
has come to this coast with ligh
heart and high hopes, worked ant
toiled and built castles in the air bu
was unable to put substantial founda
ton under them, and at last by din
Of economy and effort succeeded il
accumulating little to keep gaun
Want from the door and now, whe
old age steals on and his manhood
prime lies in shadow as he goe
toward lits's setting sun, known
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

Terms OF OfSubscriptlOn.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

Publishers and PrcprietOrs,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-02-10

uoIuoI met Dick . days later,
It'd! I'D! and sez he, as he laffed
and give me the Lodge wink! it do beat
ANYTHING how HERMAN WISE, that
little feller in the Occident Hotel build
ing, slaughters clothing.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-07-16

Mrs. Bumbersboot, suddenly inspired
'oh. I've thought Of II. WINS going Q,
ask her TO have some Parker House roll,
for ten, but MS long ms Pm not to be tber,
II won't make any difference 50 you needn't
mint. Good by, Billy. Really Won should
he more careful OF yourself You're all
wet, declare"
She turned away with smile, as Billy
lodged into the hotel where he wrung out
the sleeves of his coat and tried to hire a
porter for two dollars TO go after Mrs.
Bumbershoot aud smash her umbrella
with club.
The wind was now drawing down Broad
way aud Mrs. Bumbershoot poked along
with her hend down, At the corner OF Park
Place she collided with countrymun who
WAS coming down before the breeze
"Durn yer ugly picture" said he; ''ye've
punched thunderin' great hole ia my
umbrel."
Mrs. Bumbershoot resented this refer
ence to her personal appearance, and
having no other means of retaliation she
struck the countryman's umbrella vio-
lently with her own.
"There, you awful old clod- hopper" said
she.
llOtl DHksuuhHOOk nHu
an umbrella that was mnde OF stout blue
cotton with ribs of rattan, and Mrs. Bum.
bershoot got the worst Of It.
Thar, ye've busted yourn, an' I'm durn
glad" said the eountryman, as he pro-
ceeded on his way.
AT this moment MFR. Bumbershoot APP
peared and took his wife in tow for tho
station.
''Zenas," said she, you've got all the
umbrella over you, and left me the
broken part. You never did know how TO
carry mn umbrella"
So Zenas turned the fractured rib upon
himself, and like the weeping willow IL
dropped over his shoulders and wept
grimy tears Into his bosom.
HoWARD EIRIpINQ
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-07-16
PHOTOGRAPHS!

Before y,u have your picture taken como
and see the character of my work You will
bost city work. Special attention given 10
making Life-Size Portraits by the new Rro-
mido Proceas. Fine limo OF Picture Framoa
aiways on hand. CLARENCE ANDERSON,
MAIL btrent. uoPKINBvILLH, KY
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-07-16

"oNB or THE rINrsT- DoING THE PoLITn.
mind (which IL where NIL good women do
their swearing) ;-"Let The cusled old
skirt drag II It's mean enough" and beck
oned Policeman McGarriiy 10 pilot her
across the street. MoGarrity by majes-
tic wave OF hia club stopped four horse
cars, aud three beer Wagons; broke n
| funeral !n the middle, aud having
thus prepared n lane for Mrs. Bumbershoot
he beckoned her 10 advance When she
got into the middle of the street she asked
MoGsrrity II he Thought IL was going to
rain. aud he replied IN the affirmative.
Then won't 20 over to Jersey City TO
see my sister," said Mrs. Bumbersloof,
aud she retraced her STRIPS TO the sidewalk
Mccarthy slgnalLsl the waiting drivers
To proceed hut just then Mrs. Dumber-
shoot decihed that II wnsu't going to rain
much after ALL and she again stepped into
the street Mccarthy stopped the line OF
teams so suddenly that tall horse In u
light wagon walked into the back OF u
loaded furniture drny, aud rot seven
years Of hard luck for sitting down on n
looking glass. The drivers OF these
vehicles then exchanged the courtesies Of
the senson Ia TINT ornate and forcible
language which Is common 10 their pro-
fession but the look with which Mrs. Bum-
bershoot met their incidental references TO
herself would have broken the old fash
ioned blue laws harder than anything they
said.
Mrs. Dnmbershoot reached the other
side OF the street without causing any
further damage; and u WIS at this point
tbnt IL began to rain, as stated above.
When woman il mad because 1t mi ns,
she can put up her umbrella In u violent
and disrrspectfnl manner calculated to be
very offensive 10 - well, we'll say TO the
Signal Bureau, not TO 20 any higher. Mrs.
Bumbershoot was particularly vicious
about IT, She sprung her umbrella on the
community with n suddenness that tilted
Mctiarrity's helmet over his eye. and seri-
ously endangered the lives OF several other
iuoifonding citizens.
OF course Mrs. Dumhershoot had to give
up her visit. aud as she reflected with some
bitterness upon this deprivation. 1t oc.
CURED 20 her that she would 20 up 10 Mr..
Bumbeshoot's Office on Murray street
aud ask him why Everything had 10 net
so nasty aud horrid" when she wanted 20
40 anywhere. IL Is doubtful II Mr.. Bum
bershoot could have answered this ques-
ton In full, but she would have made II
very unpleasant for him II he hadn't--or
II he had either, IN her present frame Of
mind.
On the corner Of Cortlandt street Mrs
Bumbershoot met Mr.. Luke Short, who
WAS carrying nice SILK umbrella with
great ense They wer2 brought face TO
face by the pressure OF the crowd, and In
order to pass easily Mr.. Short lifted his
umbrella above that of Mrs. Bumbershoot.
Al this juncture It occurred to that gifted
lady that as Mr.. Short was not nearly 10
tall Ms herself II might be better to lift her
umbrella over HIS Such ideas always
come to woman too late TO be of any use.
but never late enough TO prevent n catas-
trophe. While Mr.. Shorts umbrella was
poised above Mrs. Bumbershoots, she sud
denly raised hers with great force. Mr..
Short wns obliged either TO relinquish his
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-07-16

For good many years the appella-
tion Oklahoma boomer has been, es.
pecially in the kist, torn of oppro-
brium. The cattle men by posing as
the friends OF the Indians. managed TO
make people believe that the boomers
were robbers, trying to steal Indian
lands. While the cheek may we'll
glow with Indignation at the thought
of tho railroad men and town-sito
schemers who for private gain led
those boomers into all sorts of hard
ships, yet for the men who, from eight
to len years ago, selected claims on
public lands 10 which they honestly
believed themselves entitled, and who
have over since remained in camp on
the borders OF the land, waiting for
the day sure 10 come, when they should
be allowed to enter In. ono can express
only admiration. They were models
OF patient endurance and tireless pluck.
Statues, carved from the granite to be
found in the mountains OF the greater
Oklahoma soon 70 be great State,
will sometime be erected TO them. and
not without reason. John Il. Spears,
in Chautauquan. - - ------------' '-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-07-16

blockade and Ms. BnnlbersLoot was
drtained. SO she hooked one wire Of her
umbrella into the collar Of n gentleman
who stood In front OF her, aud tried 10
bear her delay patienfly. She succeeded
better thnn he did. However, there was
nothing TINT he could do about 1t. Every
/ time lie lodged one Of the dripping points
another was waiting for him, mud lually
after his collar had been reduced TO dark
and gummy rag he climbed over span
OF hores aud AN .anbulance, and SO
escaped.
In front OF the A-,or House, Mrs.
Bumbershoot met Billy Button, her
sisters husband, Mr. Button had left his
umbrella nc home as he usually did when
IL rnined. Billy Lns hard luck --or he
never would have met Mrs. Bnmberhoot.
AT that moment he was dodging across
Park Row To get his lunch. Just ns he
reached the edge Of the pavement Mrs.
Bumbcrshoot caught sight Of him and
turned to meet him. She hndshim on the
outside.
"llow do" snid billy trying to dodge
by"
"Why, Billy" exclaimed Mrs Bumber.
shoot, beading him of. II was Just going
over 10 see Emma when IL began to rain. "
Yes; 1t Is raining like blaEas,, said
Billy sndeavoring 10 edge under her
umbrella hut succeeding only in catching
the drip on It's edge.
tits very lmprudent OF you To venture
out without an umbrella, !" continued Mrs.
Bumbcrehoot. "You'll he down sick, and
Emma III have TO take care of you. You
men never think of thai"
Yes; ] know" said Billy, shivering,
at always gives me the rheumatism TO get
wet. must be getting under cover"
lie tried To execute n flank movement
but Mrs. Bumbershoot Intercepted him.
''l'ye got II message for Emma II could
only think OF IT," she said. Billy poured
the water out of the rim Of his hat. and
put IL on again.
Anything about the children ;" he sug-
gested
Mrs Bumbershoot. doubtfullyi Il don't
know. Seems ~ II it was. and then again
! can't tell. Mover mind; III think OF It
IN n minute"
Billy. putting one shoulder from under
the umbrellas dripplngs and catching n
fresh dose on the other side "You might
write 1t down on postal card when you
get home"
Mrs Bumber-hoot, thoughtfully: "I
think 1t WAS no, IL wasn't. Dear me, and
II WINS very import int, too.".
Billy. loosing his patience: well, I
can't stand here all"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-07-16
CHANGED HIS MIND.
A Tramp Finds a Man who Beat Him at
His Own Game.

| A Tramp Finds n Man who Beat Him N
His Own Game.
Nothing for you.n said Michigan
avenue shoemaker as tramp entered
his shop the other day. Ut
The man looked about him for a
minute and then sat down ON a roll Of
leather In corner.
II can't help you any, continued
the shoemaker as he gazed in astonish.
ment-
Il think you can," softly replied the
stranger. LET me put the case as II
is refuse TO go out"
But I'll put you out M -
You'll try TO. You'll get police
man. and when he comes l shall say
have the cholera
"But you haven't~ I1t
That's all right He'll ring for the
ambulance and I'll be sent TO the hos
pital. The ambulance will attract a
cyowd In front Of your shop. 1t will
be noised about that it is case OF
cholera The papers will come out
with ecare-head article that u gen.
uine case OF Asiatic cholern has de-
veloped in Detroit Then where will
your patronage goP"
ut will follow mo-" -il j.
"Wherep" ed.t.
ITO my other shop. Tho wagon will
be here IN fifteen minutes TO move me.
Better develop your cholera pretty
soon"
"Sayn said the other as he got up.
II though l had you. I'm beaten at
my own game Don't you want to kick
mep"
"Why, yes. I'd like to lift you once
as you go out"
"All rigbt-kick away" f '.i
The shoemaker planted him ono and
stood in the door and smiled.
Goodbye" said the other. as he
moved of. when find q man who
can beat me at my own game always
come down and show my respect for
him. I'll make a hit further down
and then come back to see you. What
a team OF confidence operators we
would malSein-Detroit FREQ Press.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-07-16
Another nIow ut Cold water.

We've elegant water here" said q
Chicago merchant to n visitor.
YES"
at can't be beat In the country"
perhaps noti but l prefer Cincinnati
water"
"Whyw
Because it's so poor that nearly every
body gives you beer"