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Rio Grande republican. (Las Cruces, N.M.) 1881-1914, 1889-12-28
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There - q dog in Orlando, Fla, with q
nna senhs Of hamoF, II tAis steFy Ia true
~ told by local newspaper; His owber
frequently gives him q piece Of coin &C
carry along 10 market A day or two ago
he gave hIm doiizT. aud tho dog WIS tEUt-
ting along when he saw oolored man ap.
preaching he stopped q little distance Ia
front Of the daTkey, dropped the dollar
from bis mouth 10 the sidewalk. and ts.en
walked 70 the edge Of the pavement, sp
pRrcntiy as II b. caFvsi nothing for the
money. Mr. Darkcr walked brisk.y up and
1xAA IA the act ef sseerssT 70 pick up ths
money, when the dog hew at him a. " 70
bite. quickly seized the money, aud trutsed
OE with sn air Of mo, yea don't" and over,
took bis ewner.
Rio Grande republican. (Las Cruces, N.M.) 1881-1914, 1889-12-28
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Centuries


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Rio Grande republican. (Las Cruces, N.M.) 1881-1914, 1889-12-28

SAxEA EK. Nm. S%Ss. Is Is 1885,.
The attention Of tbs public, e4p@ciasls Al
poiasa remote from banks and hankers. is
ssspecsfully called to the advantages OF this
hAnk far The arAnaaeiicA Of ~ szists-ess.
With q capital and Surplus Of S2se. 900
uish extensize connections east, west and in
the Territory, i is prepared 70 do all bran-
ehsa Of = banking business oa terms a.
HF0fanls ss eas be slsewhsrc obtained.
Accounts Of Banks. Baske-s NerebAsn
and Business mep ia general. particularly
>Ioek Cruisers. Miners and RAnehInen,
..cited.
Liberal arrangements siihBa6k, ar
sake7 Or ia'e-rss oa balances, carrsac
"A rem ssuces
r leief~''s Sliowed ~ tine deposits.
A-4I4i.-a.. .4--i-->.-
'9#,rse.s Aad ekhsr ~ yidshcvi If debt
H. J.PAL1s.
Rio Grande republican. (Las Cruces, N.M.) 1881-1914, 1889-12-28

The ullman Farniturs Com.
pany, d Ef Paso, Texas, do6ea
composition IN Hft respects. Cali
and see for Yourself.
Rio Grande republican. (Las Cruces, N.M.) 1881-1914, 1889-12-28

" "Chlrpii, pii,=
" PAst that.u
.Qaxe ynn n dollar for the los."
:, Done" said the Rrpcerynian. But ma,
] ask you what you want them forlr
Cream puns, answered the stranger
bad eggs arc rs good Is frekh oucs for
making them, with few chemicals thrown
In. Pay you dollar barrel for all yos'n
eknd me. I'm contectioner" 8
There are great cogd-storAgs hcesea in
Boston, by the way, which are flied every
sHmmer with millions Of eggs, u bs taken
out At this season aud soid for "siricsly
fresh At fabulous prices. They taste very
well, too, Notwithstanding 90 many months
Of keeping, but get bad almost immediate
". People generally are not aware tha,
many Of the eggs taey buy are brought
all the way from China, where whole na-
tioa has been in the poultry business for
seEso thousand years.
Rio Grande republican. (Las Cruces, N.M.) 1881-1914, 1889-12-28
nEcREPlI HEN FRUIT.
HsW ROttSn Eggs Are UtliIed By the Coz
feetionsrs Of the Hub.

How ROttSn Eggs Are Utilized By the Con
feetionsrs Of the Hub.
They nrstutiiize p, city nearly every biz
IN bosten, acc srdiuG 10 the following aaee-
dote oy the correspondent fr0m that CITY U
the st Loais Globe Democrat. He says
Every thing in this world, they say, ha,
some use, Even rotten eggs are sold herr
Al three or four cents dozeu 10 Hebrew
OF the lowest class, who appreciate ta.i
gamey flavor. This Is not the es.y employ
menl, however, that has been found ia Brs
ton for back-number products Of the baru
yard Only 8 few days ago frlead Of "a,
writer chanced 70 see grecugrocer ia IN,
eel ef tists.:sfTtrsg 4 bzTTrffuf Of eggs fFI5n
city wharf into Massachusetts Bay. wtfsr
in the very oct the trAdesmAn was hAsuly
interrupted By well dressed Passer by
who exclaimed:
Ny dear sar, what are you duinglp
Dumping bad eggs, responded ~.
grocerymaa, briefly.
Are they h0pelessly bsdt"
A.
Rio Grande republican. (Las Cruces, N.M.) 1881-1914, 1889-12-28

EsiILtl1Ias CURE wilr immediassly re-
lisfs Crear. Whgpp5ug Cough, aad BroB.
eltlslt. sold bg Fl Msreno.
K0K 1YsPERSTAana Lisat compleias,
you have = pflnlad gusraniea on sreEl bot
tse af SAilehs Yissiirsr. fs neieF isila Is
care Sold ~ r. Moreno.
Rio Grande republican. (Las Cruces, N.M.) 1881-1914, 1889-12-28
Mhas 80 Ars comInr re.

TIE laea o trarAtog every erl 70 themp
Naht,. aud every hoy 70 b. = easis kcoper
VIZ iHskc pots.-y-. four ,lOilars hgshsl 81
IvEffp Ara
Rio Grande republican. (Las Cruces, N.M.) 1881-1914, 1889-12-28
.-i.analora-..I thlnt 20. vill n

Landlord -.I think you viii Ike
this store. Mr.. scAleA Tho rent il
cheap and IL IL light and airy, as you
see--not q dark corner In IL any
who're Mr. Scales" That's just
tho trouble. Mr. Quarterday. II won's
do Tor . grocery store a. all you see-
u would bo ah awsu nuisance %
have 70 90 awsy down In the cellar
every time 70 sand the sugar Som.
ersiIls Journal
Charitable Old Lady % little
beggas Etrl) THERE'S SoEnc breea for
Eon LIS q aas or iwo old. bat you
eau leii your mother to take three cr
lesr fresh eggs, a quart Of milk, = eap
Of sugar, some good butter, and half
= KrWusu nutFregs RzId Sno eau mako 40
excellent pudding Of Il"
The Ullman Furniture Com
III
Rio Grande republican. (Las Cruces, N.M.) 1881-1914, 1889-12-28
The Dawson RaacA for sale.

J. W, DAWSON aavsstsss AA Eas
raaah Kas sale A. a hAsgAls Il IA AlA44eal n
shors Ai,s4aee aoatA ~ ,.s Mesa, aaa peev
.s...a at--.-, i2a .ssea - o.. A4.As-ss sA.la e
tts NeHsy, gn4ef pfcstShle ttsss 81 lm~
pv1ysmct,. ~lth ExvNsleat wsses pqsyFleg~a !
ane v,nssaris cf sisenrst varieties egktkp =,
aasrptsessst erchspiS st tsarioss kssds st
frua tiers sHa asljs of ssfslfs- 4 great
sortirn ef Inc lard is feae~a and esntaAs
hansea. MeIls ef SISTER an3 ~ impyoss-
sent thai cvula Be assiFsa. fisas Kiven 10
suit the purchaser. ESD Aess 81 rOsscss Evsa
81 sslsag
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

"These ere prize fights orter be stop
ped. OF we orter admit that we have
gone back two hundred years In civiliza-
toni" he hotly announced as he laid his
paper down on the grocery counter.
eyes, sir, b" mildly replied the red head
Cd clerk, ~ he made twenty-three eggs
pass for two dozen on the order he was
putting up.
"This resortin' to brute force to see
who is the best man is on par with
oannibalisml" continued the grocer.
Eyes, sir. "
At that moment the carpenter came
In with statement of account in his
hand, and inquired;
Jones, do you charge man for what
he doesn't get?'
''No, sirl'
"Well, here's seventy-eight cents for
white sugar, and we haven't had a pound
for year"
"But you must have had it"
"No, we didn't"
"Are you trying to lie me out of this
billr'
al believe you want to cheat mel"
"You are liar, airl'
$50 are your
And the two grappled and fought all
over the store, and out on the walk, and
into the street, and when the crowd
finally took the carpenter off, and Jones
was carried back into the store for re-
pairs, he sat down on soap box and
growled:
Lick himl Why, I'll get Baker tc
give mo few lessons in boxing, and
then I'll knock his impudent head off,
New York Sun.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

She was late in notioning to the con-
ductor to stop the car, and was therefore
carried half Il square beyond the crossing,
'Sir, Is this the way you attend to
your businessY" she demanded as she
stood on the step.
81 stopped as soon as you motloned, v
he replied.
"But you were gazing along the street.
You ought to be reported to the man
ager."
"Yes'm."
"But I will let it go this time"
"Yes'm."
"But let it be warning to you in the
future"
"Yes'm."
"You didn't seem to be much afraid Of
being reported" observed a passenger a.
the car moved on.
"Well no." replied the conductor, a.
he softly chuckled down below hi
Adams apple. "She's the managers di
vorced wife, you ki,ow."-Nsw Yorl
Sun,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
STORIES ABOUT ANIMALS.

A dog and hawk were seen in fierce
conflict near Norristown, Pa, recently.
The bird was victor.
At Bethel, Me-, recently a large bear
attacked cow. but the latter fought
with all her might and main and finally
drove bruin off.
A trained cinnamon bear escaped from
its owner into the Islington woods, near
Dedham, Mass, some time ago, and has
caused much CONSERVATION among the
scattered inhabitants of that region.
A duck got into a queer fix near
Rochester, Pa, recently. The ducks Of
that place eat the acorns which are scat
tered over the ground under the oak
trees, and this particular duck ate SO
many that when the owner returned
from work in the evening it was lying
prostrate, unable to walk or squak. He
looked into the mouth and saw that its
throat was clogged with acorns. He tried
to drive them down, but as he failed in
this, he cut its head off and nearly half
peck Of acorns fell out of its body.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
MEN YOU HEAR OF.

Flagler the Staudard Oil man, is
building a S500,O10 yacht.
Ex-SccTetary Endicott will practice
.aw with his son in Boston.
Digby Hell made S7.OG0 on bets on the
League baseball championship.
John s. Wise, the Virginia politician,
is sLort stout, smooth faced, good
natured locking Iaan,
Rudolph Aronson is about to build a
casino at Chicago for the production of
light operas all the year round
Labouchere is pointed ont as the prob
able successor of MIR. Gladstone in the
leadership of the English Liberals.
Benzon, 1.-THE Jubilee Plunger," re-
ceived $4,000 from the publishers of his
book. He spent nearly all of it in a week.
Acting Rear Admiral Walker is a man
of striking appearance, being about six
feet in height, with broad shoulders and
erect form.
M. Koechlin, who was connected with
NJ. Eiifel in the construction of the great
tower at Paris, has applied for permis-
sion TO build railway to the summit Of
the Jungfrau.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
THE oeN1Lea SEX.


Mime. Bernhardt says she has never
quarreled with her dressmaker
Mrs. Cleveland has grown considerably
stouter since she left Washington.
Miss Maud Banks, daughter OF the Hon
N. p Banks. denies that she intends leav-
ing the stage.
Mrs Shaw, the whistler, has had a
photograph Of herself over nine feet high
taken in London.
Queen Louise, of Denmark. celebrated
her led birthday at Fredensborg, sur
rounded by her children and grandchil-
dren.
Nine. Waukiewiz, a Viennese lady,
has invented new gobeIin tapestry.
which is partly painting and partly
needlework.
Mrs. Leland Stanford is said to have
the most valuable private collection of
diamonds in the world. One of the neck
lsces is worth 100000.
Miss Grace King, the clever New Or
leans novelist, is a stately woman, "a
years old, with brown hair and eyes and
striking features.
Mrs. Walter G. Oakman. daughter of
the late Roscoe Conl1lin, is a tall, pale
woman, with dark, gentle eyes and lux
uriant golden hair.
Mrs. Ellen Olney Kirk, the wife of the
historian and the author of Margaret
Kent" is a slender lady, with a fine
brow and expressive eyes.
Hetty Green, the Vermont woman
who is so frequently seen ON Wall street,
and by her eccentricities has attracted
much attention. is supposed to be worth
from S15, 900, 900 to 2O,0O0,0OO,
The richest woman in Wisconsin is
Mrs. Alexander Mitchell, whose husband
left her an estate worth many millions.
She is the widow of the late president of
the Milwaukee and st. Paul road.
Ex-Queen Natalie, of Servia, intends
to build a mansion in Belgrade and es-
tablish court independent of the one
already existing. A lively time may be
expected when the two factions get tc
work plotting against each other.
The precious gems with which Mrs
Mackay decks herself are about as well
known in Paris and London as she is
Among them is a iawless sapphire
nearly half an inch in diameter, which
is said to have cost $780, 900; the finest
emerald known to exist, for which fab
ulous price was paid; an almost price
less set of rose pink coral jewelry and 9
pair of diamond solitaires valued Al
| SdOO 000
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
The Chamber of Torture

Is the apartment to which the unhappy
sl.ferer from infammatory rheumatism isr
confined. IT, ere the crisis of pain is
-pacaed. that fine preventive, Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, is used by persons of a
rheumatic tendency, much unnecessary
suffering is avoided. Nervines, anodYney
and sedatyes, while haYing none but =
specific effect, are vet verg desirable at
times. Yet can they produce no LISTING
effect upon rheumatism, because they have
no power to eliminate FROM the blood the
rheumatic virus. HOstetter's stomach
Bitters does this, and checks at the o .tset
disease which, If allowed to gain head
way, it is next to impossible to dslodge or
to do more than relieve. rheumatism, IL
should be remembered, Is a disease with a
fatal tendency fiOm its proneness to attack
the heart. A resort TO the Bitters should,
therefore, be prompt. Dyspepsia. kidney
complaint, malaria and nervousness are
'eyed by II.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Miss Psrkwood-Do you know, sir,
could sue you for breach of promise2
Finlay Place-Oh, guess not.
Miss Parkwood-Why, sir, did you not
ask me to marry You?
yes"
"And consentedl"
eyes"
"yTell. sir?"
"Well, didn't promise, did II You
were the one that did that. l presume
have the right to ask you a civil ques-
ton, have i not, without running the
risk Of being dragged into court9"-
Toledo Blade.
Kate Perugini is one Of the prominent
women artists OF London. She is =
daughter Of the great Charles Dickens.
and Is married to Edward PsruEini, who
4 enc of ERgl&sas we'll kASwn paAatsss.
hrs. Psrugini Is geHrO painter, whose
works are in good demand. She has
been a regular u1liiaitor at the Royal
academy for mn '."- Of wears.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
Alleged American Fun.

1t is sad to see promising msu LOSE
Is grip
All is fair in love- even a freckled OLE
maid.
Il is said that lad of twelve and a
man six feet and seven inches IN heighi
play in the same band at Eastmauville.
Mich.
As many as 100 roses are sometimes
massed together fer an opera or bridal
bouquet.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

If you have bad breath sluggish bowels
am in the small ofyour back, nervousness,
giddIness, your vital organs are sadly
at of order. A mere "doSe ofphysic" will
Il help you. Your only wise conrse Is l.
Ike DIR. pHvid Kennedy's Favorito Remed!
Il hondoui, n. Y. and cleanse YoDr sys
m Of the impurities. 1t regulates Lh,
yer and Kidneys.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
Gould not Keep

shop without them. | consider your Sui
phur Bitters a remarkable blood purifier,
now ofseveral people, whose cases werr
nsidered hopeless, that have been en-
rely cured by ycur medicine. The sale oi
llphur Bitters is So large here that !
aid not keep shop without them. + ;.
yates, Pharmacist, 80 Essex street, Lawr-
nee. Mass.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Parents too frequently permit their child
en- to suffer from headache, iis, ST.. Vitu
lance. nervousness, etc, when they can b.
,red. Mrs. p. was cured Of sick-headach,
lzziness, dyspepsia, nervous prostration
Ighteen years standing after failure of six
-en physicians; Mrs. K. of sick headache
n 80 years; Mrs. p. of os twenty To fifi /,
S night; Others from this vicinity could
mentioned who have been cured by thai
,ouderful nerve food and medicine DR.
lilies Nervine, whick contains no mor
hine, opium or dangerous dugs. Free
ample bottles may be had at Biery or
honas' drug store
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Horse Dealer = 1 warrant this horse
sound and kind.
Possible Buyer--How about speed?
"Speed? Well, I'll tell you. Old man
Grimes died the other day-died rich,
you know-and it was understood that
his will was to be read at the house after
the funeral was over. Well, sir, was
IN the road with this horse that day, and
hang me if didn't beat the Grimes fam
lily back from the cemetery."-NewY York
Weakly
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
TIpslrs FoR The DINER.

Dainty food is wasted on the glutton.
Sermons should end with the dinner
bell.
All minds are not built alike-nor all
stomachs.
Temperance maketh light heart and
a heavy purse.
The doctor follows close on the heels of
the ignorant cook.
It is not an unrequited love that we
hold for the oyster.
Virtues need a double breastplate when
they battle with hunger.
To eat without enjoying what we eat
is a waste of time and material.
A good dinner trains us, better than q
long sermon, to forget wrongs and for
give enemies.-Table Talk.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
interested PeopIe.

Advertising patent medicine in the pc
uliar wav in which the proprietor o
Kemp's Balsam for Coughs and Colds do,
$ indeed wonderful. He authorizes a
irnggists to give all those who call for 1t
ample bottle free, that they may try it b'
re purchasing. The large bottles are 81
nd S1.00. We certainly would advise
rial. Il may save you from consumption
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
The quarryman has . hard-lot.

he pigeOn-eote.
"Night is a cloak for SIM" A fall over
coat, as II were.
1t is the hand organist whose life is a
continual grind.
The circus tumbler can har lily be said to
hold his own when he's full"
Someone remaTk ks, "Smile at a loafer and
he will follow YOU about all day" After
another smile, likely.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Young Husband lin railway carr
Emily, you can hold some of this bag
gage on your own lap awhile. The next
lime you go on trip with whole car
load Of useless traps and calamities, by
jocks, you'll go alone!
Interested Observer, two seats back
(handing half dollar to friend)-You've
won, GIindstone. This isn't their we'd
ding trip-not by year, at the very
least.-Chicago News.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

ToTHE EDIToR-Please inform your read
RS that have a positive remedy for tn
lboye named disease. By its timely us'
thousands of hopeless cases have been per
uanently cured. | shall be glad to SEN
wo bottles of my remedy free to any o
YOUR readers who have consumption if they
will send me their express and postofhc,
,ddress. Respectfully, T. A. Slocum, NJ. e.
lSl Pearl St.. New York.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

1t don't do to neglect natures warning, aches
through tho system cause Rheumatism, Neur-
tigia, Backache and pain in the side, promp
Are you q, nsumptive or de you suffer wlth
Cough or Coid, II so use PuriI an cough an
consumption Cure, Price 25 cents. Fer sale n
hsmas' drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Does Tom Edison belong to the grea
nwashed that the Queen should present
nm with the Order Of the Bath?
You may have noticed that 1.-THE more
eople become WRAPPED up in themselves,
he colder they grow
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
Stylish girls are now wearing a paten
Gather tie, with gray suede upper.
EUPEPsY.

must have IT, to fully enjoy life. Thousands al Z
for it daily, and mourning because
hey find It not. Thousands upon thousands OF
lollars are being spent Annually by our people
a the hone that they may attain tins boon. ,nd
ct il may be had by ALI We guarantee that
lectrie Bitters, II used according TO directloiis
md the use persisted in, viii bring you good I'll
tall instead Eupepsv. We recommend Electric
itters for dyspepsia and all diseases OF Liver
,tOmach and Kidneys. Sold at 6Oc, and VI pei
lottle by REBER druggist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Over 60 peop., were forced to leave then
lomes yesterday to call for free trial pack
ge of Lanes Family Medicine. If yoni
,lood is bad, your liyes and kidneys out Z
rider, if you are constipated and have head
che and an unsightly complexion, don't fai
o call on any druggist to-day for tre'
ample of this grand remedy. The ladie
praise it, Everyone likes it. Large size
,ackage 90 cents.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Don't pay large doctors bills. The bef
MEDICAL book published, 100 pages, elegar
olored plates, will be sent you on receip
three 2-cent stamps to pay postage. Al
rcss A. P. Ordway & Co., Boston, Mass.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

The BEST Salve IN the world for cuts, bruises,
sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetteI,
capped han =, chilblains corns and al sklh
erustions and positively cures piles, or no pay
required. IL is guaranteed to give perfect salts
action, OF money refunded. Price 20 cents per
box. For sale by REBkR druggist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Have used your Ideal Tooth Powder
for quite while, and consider it second to
none for purity and pleasantness. There
is no better; I take pleasure in recon-
mending it's virtues to all my friends,
and SO long as you manufacture such a
delightful powder as the Ideal, you shall
have the benefit of all can do for you.
DR. G. r SWEENY Pittshnrp Pa
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09
NILES OF VARIOUS NATIONS


The Irish mile is 2 ,240 yards.
The Swiss mile is 9,153 yards.
The Italian mile is 1865 yards.
The Scotch mile is 1884 yards.
The Tuscan mile is ,80S yards.
The German mile is s,106 yards.
The Arabian mile is Q, 143 yards.
The Turkish mile is 1895 yards.
The Flemish mile is $500 yards.
The Vienna post mile is $3.50 yards.
The Roman mile is 1 ,6es or e,025 yards.
The Werst mile is 1,167 or 1887 yards.
The Dutch and Prussian mile is 6, 4sC
yards.
The Swedish and Danish mile is I, 7,S4l.t
yards.
The English and American mile is
1 ,760 yards.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Jiggs-I hear that you have started In
business with Boggs.
Biggs-Yes. We are equal partners
he puts in the money and I put in the
experience and brains.
Jiggs-You put in the experience and
brainsi
Biggs-Yea.
Jiggs-And you are equal partnerss
Biggs-Yes.
Jiggs-What an immense amount of
experience you must have had, Biggs?-
Life.
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DR.. G. B. SwEENY, Pittsburg, Pa.

We can thoroughly recommend Ideal
Tooth Powder to our readers. We find
it highly endorsed by the Dental profess
sion, as being free from all injurious
material; no grit, cleansing the teeth per-
fectly, imparting pleasant, refreshing
condition to the mouth. Has received
four medals, the highest each time. We
advise our readers to read the advertise
ment elsewhere in this issue, and give it a
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Ne wonder baby pretests against such dos
rs people Will give IL. Dr. Bull Baby Syru
the pleasAntest and safest remedy known 70
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

Gentlemen afflicted with badness shoul
,b the head with piece Of steel; ste
makes the hair spripg Won know.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

A premeditated joke is seldom funny un
sss bv accident it goes astray and alighl'
N the wrong head.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-11-09

The childish miss reSents kiss and ui'
he other waY, but when at last some year
ave PASSED, it's different they say.
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Gross Cruelty.

Men may bend to virtue, but virtue can
iot bend TO men.