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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

KEEP no The org,nit stion and ooatinue
IN pr... for simple Justice aud the fair
play that you are so,itlsd 10 I"
Also consider the sdvice NJ seustor Ills.
coek n the farmers of New York IL
rsys, There is not . profession, there II
MT 9 tr.ds, thsr. is &C ,rcsly Q business to.
day. bot thosc spEssed In II combine for
It's protection ard defence. We have our
trade unions. Msohsnics combine every.
where for the purpose of holding up their
wages, and 10 compel, n fpossible, q diyi'
Sion of the fruits Of their labor snd the
capital Of their employers. Railroads
combine, all classes of people combine for
The parpO-e Of developipg the particular
Industries TO which they belong. Farm
srs have done soms,hiug In that direction,
and I urge upon you 10 eomple,s your or
gsnifs,ion
brother farmers. consider these things,
consider the wise counsel which IL given
you, aud so &C, ss to protect your coautfy
and your homes. In which are eenter.d
Jour highest and beet Interests.
Tns GRlSaE IN MAINE
I, seen. ineumben, on the Grange, In
orisr 20 make its usefulness felt and iis
lnfasuos mors general. 20 insuf urste SOM
plan by which the farmers OF Maine csu
re,iirs there a.. good and suffielsnt res
sou. for every member of . farmers fam
lly 10 connect himself with our orssnif,-
ton, a. sn active member. n nresn
thoa.,pd Patrons Of Hasbsndry 10 Msin-
sr. able to do as much ss hss been done
for the Intellectual sivsneemsnt, the moral
culture. the social srl pment, aud the
na.ncil success OF The farmers OF our
state, What results would follow should
there he live Orange In every town In tho
STATE. With an aggregate msmbership OF
"a 600 fsrmsrsi The member of persons
In our State Who are actively engaged In
Agricultural pur-nits.
The farmer IL not necessarily c home
and In full communion With the ehurch OF
MI. nsighborhooi, he may no, bs In syn
ps,hy with many % the social OF poliilcsl
meetings Of his town. he can take no part
q, the gatherings OF oisrrymeu, tescssrs.
lawyers and other professional men. he hiss
no voice At The meeting. of the boards OF
trade. q, the hall. ~ commerce. he hs. no
common silispcs With the Kaieh,s of La
bor. and has no voice of itnasnoe In the
many hundred. of sssooisiion., Organized
for the protection of the Interests OF diver.
sinsd and special kinds Of ~sgs ssfusrs,
bot when he enter. q Grange hall, he 10 u
once introduced % cram Of ss.oeis,ss
-iih whom Ne has Q bond % sympathy ard
interest, and IN whom be IL bouud BY the
strongest cord. OF fr.,srnsl unity. aud the
doors are closed sgsins, The presence sni
iniru.ion OF any person OF an Opposite
character.
To mi. eui let q. .lsbor-,hs, the Grange
nay ~ ertsnde.i. until every farmer and
.vsry iumsts ~ III. family of propsr sge
shall become smsmbsr of our association.
,ni st 90 distant day will the bufdsns OF
the agricultural classes hs removed, and
the millsuium of the hrlshie., possibilities
dawn upon the American husbsnim,n.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
Too Good for His Business

n th'r~ .. sbyDody that i-.l. his talents
are buried on . farm, he should get out OF
farming a. quickly a. possible. lie will
no, DO any good 10 the farm, and the farm
I. very unlikely 10 do any good To him
Even where the work IL to some exten,
uucong,uisl. the right way 10 10 stick TO
IL In spite OF these drawbacks, and Try To
make thst work success I'll your dill
genee. skiIl aud patience are rewarded in
that neld or become 90 conspicuous thst
you are invited To take . higher plsoe.
The very mespsst place q man can fill IL 10
he 9 'bummsr." always looking round for
chances of g.ttiug money In easier wsy',
and too Omen 10 lees ereditsble ways than
by honest labor.
Society 10 always willing to support snd
reward the man Who iu any walk OF life
can. by his mechanical ingenuity or To-
vsntlvs genius or special skill, serve the
world better than by mere manual WORK.
but such men must always he few In nun
b-r The msu who does bis very best ny
kill, by patient attention ~ the work nov
lying To hi. hand, by reading and study.
ard live methods OF working TO make his
present calling profitable and PHEASANT.
win either be 80 successful In bis present
nsld that he will not Wish IN leave IL, or
will s,trset the s,tention Of those whom
his abilities will make quite willing to en-
ploy him In . more congenisl pursuit.
Any work, however humble, is better than
to ne dead head aud dead beat. which
IL the usual fate Of those Who feel too
good FOR their boslness.-S. w. Farmer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
Tn. c..,,.man I'm cor,..

Once having hecome a gentleman, the Co
rean affects peculiar slow swinging stride.
and never breaks out into n rapid $50 you
pleas gait This peculiar stride Is supposed
% L. caused by sitting crosslegged ~ long
In riding In the chair, and sseing u one at
once infers, as Il desired. that the psrson Is .
gentleman and accustomed 10 being borne
about from place % place rather than To
walking Also the speech AMI manners
chang. with the promotion 10 gentiliiy. A
Cor,an can instantly detect gentleman by
his form of speech The vulgar forms OF
the commOner are dropped and the more ele-
CANT expressions of the gentleman are culti-
,atei. While In the hOuss the gentlsmAn 10
strict la enj ining the Observance OF al the
respect due him from his women, children,
relatives and friends With the laboring
clas...s there 10 more home life; they at down
together 90 eat their meals, and they smoke
when and As they please, while the son or
wife q gentleman may only smoke In his
pressnce on SPECIAL psrmission--H ". Allen,
n. D., in Han Francisco Chroniols.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
Too Much.

We notice among the advertissments OF
certain powders 10 make hens lay. that
one mn claims 10 have had sixty hens that
lad zoo eggs In one week. Now. N every
ben had laid every day during that week
tn number OF eggs would have been only
t20, so that the number t09 is within the
limits OF possibility. though hardly prob
able. bat where We are ssked 10 believe
that II hens laid 5ti eggs In February, We
mast be excused, We are too old Tor that
ai eggs In - dsys by N hens would mean
one esg each day from every hen and 6s
extra 10 divide among the whole, which is
too good To believe. and We would advise
the advertisers 10 do little figuring before
telling their story rather than leave the
figures for us 10 make. 90 our nsnres make
their statements rather doubtful. No
doab, We farmers have been humousesd .
good deal and may be again. bot We are
no, fresh enough 10 take In everything that
We are told. especially when the one who
tells us has his eye on our pocket book
@. W. Mann, in New Eagland Farmer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
a n.xisa wI,hsa, . Gr.,..

That vast region - country lying tsiv.n
China Ani Siberia. known a. MougoliA, pre-
ssnts this striking cOntrAsi ~ the Mldils
Kingdom. that shile The latter sppsar Ike
q t0andls-. csmstsry. the land - the TartArs
has not . grave 90 . memorial siona The
Mougols Arv living Ia ooustAnt stV--tAtion
% returning o. their OH bone FAR % % the
southwest, and they want nothing o. keep
them frum Undertaking The grsai ernigration
The intensity q dsslrv to D. lei hack t0 The
lAnd q their fathers 10 most suggestive q the
pruysr AMI saillng, q The Jsss beaG-e q
the de-olAiion % Palestine and their agony
q longing Cor iis rrstoration. When they
ar, puni,hci enough aud r~iucci 20 . ron
nAni. they say, then -ill their MESSIAH ~
turn from heaven aud bring hscs their di.
IsFSion. What becomcs q the bo.liss - the
dead In this grAveless landl
You can rad an exact description % the
coudiilon of things In Mongolia today a.
forvtold In the prophecy % jeremiah over
200 years ago. ''They shall die - grlevOus
deaths. they shall not b. Amentei, neither
shall tbey - buried. bot they shall D. a.
dung upon tbs fac. % the earth And they
shall 10 cousgn~i by The sword and by fam.
ine, and their carcAs-s shall b. meat Tor
th- fowls % heaven and Tor the bsasis % the
earth Although this Describes . state of
things bsgun In Palestine, it dos not sni
there The M0ugol puts the cou-e oi bis
frisni on cart or other Conveyance 20 bs
dragged -iih great speed by hons- on 10 the
plains. and wh~neyer u u throvn there the
dogs and wolves may make a rrpast
Both Chinese and Mongols explain the dif.
ference l.tseen their customs IN this way
Earth returns % earth, nesh % nesh. that l.,
the Chine--, who's bolis are fei by the
grains % the cArth, return 10 u a. natural
recomTsnse, while the Mongol. -bo lives On
the animal Kingdom, must, asa natural ~
suit, feed II In turn Read Jeremiah, wi
chapter, % - how the geographical posi.
tion, religious condition and tho ike make a
people Ike the Mongol, Just suited 10 the
prophecies regarding scattered Israel
Shanghai Mercury.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
Salt Rheum
Hoods SarsaparilIa
She Forgot the Bear.

"se. anything OF my husb.ndiT de-
nspdsd SloaK Fails woman one day re-
csutly OF an oricer In front OF the post
once.
"So. mSsmi has he disappeared mys.
tsriouslyf"
"Ssw he esme down town the same a.
usual this morning, bat dinner has been
ready an hour and W's ell getting cold and
he isn't bach yet"
"You have been to bis once, sup
pos.i-
"So, cir, I haven't I've no time 10
fool away looking for him there. Say, is
there . sick horse at any OF the livery
stsblsst'
Not that know OF"
"B-en any dog lights around lstelyf-
"Hsven't heard OF any"
"Any tsa cent show or target gun 10
town."
"Ail gone, madam"
"Any man In . wagon selling brass
Jsweyr
Guess not"
"No Gre anywhere in town.
"No."
"So pools being cold anywhere on some
horse race or trial going on 10 ajasiics
courtf'
"Sot any"
"No man selling msdIeine on the street,
no circus BILLS Just post d anywhere, no
woman walking . tight roper"
"No, not one"
"wsll, that's peculiar. I esnr see
wber. John can be-"
There's q couple OF rrenehmen with
tame cipnsmoa bear down on Phillips
avenue, madam"
"Thst's it--thst's IL, I didn't think 10
ast about tame bears. while the potatoes
ere getting - cold ~ Q stone he IL down
there mailing up porss OF 75 cents TO sse
the bear climb . telegraph polsl III 20
down. Yoa watch and see II he isnt up
70 the houss insids Of ten minutes"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
Rlnckhurn.r Grandiloquence

BlhCkDuru oIhhaAictN"HS"'
Senator Blackburn !. not only psppery
In ,peeeh but !, also At times exceedingly
srsndiloquent. though be Is no, nov so
much given to this falling .. he Was in
the days Of his youth. 0ne day, when
be va, only Captain Blackburn, be was
engaged in arguing = case In Lexington.
and hi. speech Was 50 full Of higbf.lu,in
,hs, IL rather bored bis legal opponent.
~ho sought relief from Il by going out
on the green surrounding the cour, house.
A. he stepped from the door, an old hemp
raiser Who had followed him on, said
"Csp'n Blackburn is making a great
speech"
"Oh, yes," ,neered the bored attorney.
Captain Blackburn always makes .
sre., speech. II you or had occasion
10 announce that two and two make
four we'd be jus, fools enough TO blur'
|, out. No, 80 Captain Blackburn. He
~ould say: III by thu, particular sri,h.
me,iesl rule known ss addition We desired
TO arrive at the sun Of t~o integers add
ed to two integers We should fnd-and j
.,s,r, ,hi, boldly. and, cir. wiihou, the
fear Of successful eontradie,ion-~e. l
repeat. would find by ,hs, particular rule
Of arithmetic properly spplisd-snd. cir.
I hold myself perfectly responsible for
the assertion I am about to mske-,hs,
the sum Of the two given integers added
to the other two integers would be
four"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
A DOGS DEVOTION.
The Duks's oniy Cemp.niea In rrissa
and Msarusr "a ris Death.

and Msarusr "a uis Death.
The Duo d'Eaghien had a spaniel which
pss.ionately lamsntei over nj. death. and ws
wonder II Napoleon suffered any qualms %
rrmorss when he rad ~ II hercely hsmoan-
ting lts masters untimsly fate In tho moa,
% vincennes A. the frt halt the Duo
d'Enghlsns ab-iuc,ors made, their prisoner
requested them % -sni hack 90 Eitsnheim
fo~ his dog and his cloths lie I'D well
% ssk for his dog. for q, S,rssburg Napoleon
hsi ordered that HI. friends and servants
wers % leave him. His dog. however. since
n lacked "the divine power 20 sr~sk words"
was not included In the order In The
brief day. ~ life which remained % him.
this sF-.chls.. friend was his only com
panIon. ven, with him . prisoner % Parts,
AMI eniersi vincsnDes Al hls heels On hls
arrival ther~ be vas depr-->~i. AMI his dog
sids,i up to him. and fAmartine says The
spaniel which h. hsd kept by bis sids the
whole ruuis rc.i~i his bad on his masters
kne~- Tho DOG bsguilsi him cut ~ DARK
thoughts ~ his dolsfnl pru-p>cts, bis spirits
ru.e and he ~ thu window, pat % which be
had ben disr,nsolsisly staring. and called
his dog % .harv his supper with him The
faithful cr~ature was on guard tcsiie him
when ono midnight hs vAs aroused from his
sle.p b. app-ar l-for. his iudgs The duke.
.lrv ~ his innc~noe. vent to the morksry 81
q trial viih sanguins hopr- ~ speedy ~
las. lie dh NJ, know that during his trial
his grave ~as h-ing due After having the
Judgment hall the prisoner. still unsuspicious
% the haste to fulhll the sentence from Which
h. srpccts,i pardon. vas talking 10 Lieut.
Scir~;. = soillsr Who had kno~n his grand
father. tho prince % Condo A historian
ssy. 80 played With his dog whils chat
ting rayiy 90 the soldier Tbs poor
t-ast hai hen m q, ea-e. for -om.
subtle instinct warp~i u tha, thsrs
-as danger afcot n. dnllesi spirits
-.rr rai.ci by n. masters Assursbce; but
Il vas short lived coutsntmsnt, Tor ths
duke and his dumb friend vere sou parted
by death rhs urisoncr vas ordered to fol.
Low the commander down isrksnms stair.
vay, which lei into tho most The duke
hssiiais,i, hui the dog followed without aue--
ton az biz masters hs.ls Tho duke, when
he rvarh,.i the trench, realinsi the truth. lie
cut q lcck ~ his hair. CAV. u and ring n
N0irv; o. ssnd to his h-,ro'hei, Princrs
Charlotte 30 Ilohan A 2 O'Clock struck thu
soiiisrs drr,i. and Sapol~ons young victim
fell The spaniel. In N. dim lisht-for IL
-as gloomy March morning. and tho moat
vas iit by q solitary lanisrp-hai no, seen its
masters fac.. AMI -ss unaware u bis evil
fate tlll Il 49, him dad In vain ii iasn~i
upon him Who. hut few minuis. previously,
bal s'rok~i AMI commsniei bis pleased
fAvcrita II was sith difficulty ths, tho
pcor animal could h. torn from ,hs spo, and
given 90 one u the princes s-rvants. who
took him to ths Princes Charlo,te. All the
Year Round
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

The Russian WAY. Vefestehssin,
the Russian artist, created great amuse-
ment among the girls Of the New York
Normal School on bis recent vi.it. Upon
being introduced to the 1900 young
ladies Of the Yhool Mr.. Vsrestehsgin
said: "Young ladies, I An very greatly
obliged for the honor you have given me.
You are. indeed, very charming, and In
obedience to ons Of our Russian customs
I would like to salute you ell individ-
uslly. But since cannot, will kiss
Professor Dundsn instead, and be will
give you the kiss in my plsee-snd suit
Ing the action to the word be turned to
the blushing and digni6sd professor. and.
with hand on each shoaldsr. imprinted
. rssoanding kiss on each cheek.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
Voices cro.. IN. Ocean.

Mr.. Edisons phonosruph is now well
known. Col Oouraud, under whose fatherly
carr 10 was presented 10 the British as-ocia-
tion, explained that ordinary corespoDdencs
between himself aud Mr.. Edison at New
York had now entirely ceased They each
spoke 10 phonogram, and the sound tracing
from the instrument was sent by post scro~s
the Atlantic from one 10 the other, 90 that
each Of these correspondents has the great
satisfAction Of bearing biz friends words In
u familiar voicA
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
Reviewing tho Sermon.

Mrs.. smtni "Ho- did yoa like Dr.
Pulplts sermon last sandsyr
Mrs Brown. "i thought IL Vas perfect
ly srsnd, d'dnt youf
''Ye. The wsy he pitched into people
for taking about their nelshbors did my
heart and soul good. DID you notice how
that coutmpilble. eros-eyed thing. Mrs.
n. ZONES, colored npi And no wonder. for
rm sure-don't you bresthe word OF 10
thoagh-,hst she is not one biz better
than she ought 20 be. Why. her husb,nd
geos away aud Leaves her for weeks 81 .
time. be says he's travelling man. I'd
Ike - know where be gets the money 20
travel on"
And look st ths wsy she dresses
"Oh, ii's awful She ought 10 be
churched."
''rhs,'. lust what I think"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
N., Am.,,..n na,,.rf,l...

Edwaod Eyer-tt Hale saysi IL was brought
up 10 consider Charles l q saint and mar
tyr, and Oliver Cromwell a fanatic and .
murderer. simply because the people ~ho
wrote the books which read A. child chose
10 think %, and lived In England Why. a
lately ~ when AgAssir fnt came to this
country, be went into Cambridge printing
o1ics, where they were printing book Of
natural history. They showed him the
sheets with some pride. and Agassis sAidi
'Yss. see. An American school book with
pictures Of three butterflies, and not one OF
the butterflies ~as ever In American That
h the way 10 bring up children In colony
-Chir. On Iourpal
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
RnuND DEAD.

Las, evening . person giving the name
of0 X Thompson registered a. Hants
IIotsl. and desired % be called 10 season
to tke the l2P NJ train for Chiesgo.
Being unable 10 swsksn him, the room
vas sntsr,d by means of the vsntilstor
over the door. when the gentleman vas
found 20 be dead. lie wn sdves,ising
sgen, for salphur Bl,tsrs, which b" an
extensive sale. The coroner rstarred q
verdict OF death from heart disease. His
body will be sent east immsdistsly.-cin.
Commercial
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
Tor tho oxford Democrat
TIME PASSES.
On, hov swiftly time d. ps..ingi :

on, hov swiftly time is pss.ingi
lei n not ms heart fof Efisf
rssfs snd mssnth. are like the moments,
srift th.y co,ns, tbetr stay so bfisf.
Thr ush N. .pfinst d-. through the summer
ss birt az be 90 nv.
ThTo' the autumn. through the winter,
Like the TIE 90 dfcop and diei
And the end AZ last appearing.
isihe grass upon IN. grave,
While cur iIiends stand found u weeping.
ssying -e ~efs true kbo.e.
for dsrk death hting- out eur beauty.
Touching hearts 9th fssliRgs me.
so shall a touch the tear fternsl.
And clasp us oiose To Love Di,insi
W. Bnusros.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

MlHk No MisrAkK.-if you have made
mp your mind To bay Hoods ssrsspsrilla
10 no, be induced 10 take any other.
Hooi's ssrsipsrills IL . pecoliar medicine,
possessing, by virtue OF IL peculiar CON-
blnstion. proportion aud preparation,
eurstive power superior % any Other srii.
Gle OF The kind before the people. For all
sn.ction. arising from impurs blood OF
lo~ state OF The system u s unsquslled.
BE sure to get Hoods.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
Puui Pur.l IrcnIxo Purs.

SrAPros.-M ,istureT intense i.ebing
aud stinsingi most 81 night worse by
scratching. II allowed 10 eontinus tamors
form. which oitsn bleed and uleersts. be-
coming very sore. SwAYsEs OINTMENT
stops the itching and bleeding. heals ul-
csrstiou, and In most cases removes The
tumors. A. druggists, or By mall, for 30
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
Do roo .se tbs, man over ,hsr,l- ..hed

DO yoa see that man over thsr," askei
the detective with an air OF mystery.
Yes" said the ei'ifsu eagerly. II see
him. What OF himf' THAT msn." said
the detective 10 . low tone, that man Il .
professional forger." GOOD gracious =
said the eltlren 10 surprise. "Who would
ever have thought iti" Why don't you ar.
rest him. thsni" Cant" said the de-
tse,lve. YEARLY. 1T Isn't against the law
10 make horseshoes, IL itf'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

I have hh estsrrh for twenty years,
and used oil hind. OF remedie. without re-
lief NJ Smith. druggist, OF Little Pals.
recommended Ey's Cream Balm. The sf.
feet OF the fr.t application was magical.
II allsyed the ltf,mmsiion and the peri
morning my head was - elssr . bell.
One bottle Ia. done me 90 much good that
I am convinced It's use will eject perms.
neut care II Ia soothing. pleasant and
easy IN spply. and | strongly urge its use
bv all sBrsrsrs Terry. Little
Falls. ". Y.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
A rnod .,nt, 4. tnld nf m ,.nnih,l. th.

A good story IL told Of RD.euthsl, the
pianist Slo,s, Que OF "Lisrrs fssorits
pupils, sent Rosenihsl q note announcing
the birth OF his daughter. adding "shs
4. already four weeks old, but cannot play
the plano. Rsmsrksbls, isn't ~" Moth.
log a. all rsmnksble aboat H." R0ssnthh
replied. "You are thifiy'tuo, and cant
ni.v .lther"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

Iii. said TIA, Ia slsh, Gases on, OF ten
ia man gets ESQ 600 sll ofs sudden he
will slihsr 20 cracked 10 the head OF make
. lsushins stock OF himself Thsrs
doubtle-- the reason WY Proviisnce
keen. syO 600 AWAY from so many OF as.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

We copy from the Maine Farmer s
much Of the able address Of sx.Gov.
Robe. Master Of the Maine State
Grange. delivered before the s,s,s
Grange. ., Bangor, Tuesday. Dec. is,
isss. =. our limited space will ALLOW.
We invite all our readers to sive !, =
careful psrusal;
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

whooplng eoagh. Group. sore throat.
saddsn colds, and the luag troables pecu.
liar % children, are easily controlled by
promptly administering Ayers Cherry
PsctorAl. This remedy IL safe TO take,
certain in its action, and adapted 10 all
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

An Idaho man refused TO chip In even
nickel 10 bury fellow townSman and bols
Of lightning killed thirteen borsss Tor him q
ths day Of the funeral.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
AMONG THE FARMERS.

on practical Agricultural top
tc. ts -,liC ted Adsif,-. al Communications
inisasissi 10. this department ~ AosiCyL
TVHAI EDIruk. .OxfosD sDDssocsAr, fAkis, Ma.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

Interviewer-"whst DO you propose 10
DO. In case you are elected 10 the placer
Candidsts-"well. what ia lik. n know
ls what on earth I'll do n sm not"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

Ast Loai. paper says your wife can't
compel you 10 sappoft her II you are not
msrried.
That's tgssl 10 saying no undertaken
can charge you Tor funeral expenses IN.
less yoa die. The climate Of ~ Louis IL
n,otuetiye M rich. de.p thOasht
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01

The Lspp mother lays her baby In Q
snow cradle. One would naturally sup
pose that she would hold the child-hAl
shade OF Douglss Jerroli-in her Lapp.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
sARAHs woRN nur GATE.

Sarah and her young man are out 90
much In the night cir. swinging on the
front gate. thst her father says They viii
both catch their death OF cold, aud Ma
gill have 20 dose them with Adamson's
botanic Cough Balsam."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-01-01
The young man ,hit paints tho town
2 q at night Val be blue the next day.

TIE good Cd ves.,sbis rolmon.ry B.is.ss.
ton. Osuulns Cuilsf DrOs Co. Bosion.