The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1889-07-04
No Cure for Badness.

"Can hair be made to grow on bald
heads :" said fashionable hairdresser in
response to Nea0 York Mail and Ezpress
reporters query. "Yes-and no. If
person becomes bald owing to illness the
hair can be made to grow again. In
TACT, it will grow again without making,
but it can be aided and stimulated in its
growth by tonic. But if person is de-.
prived of his or her hair by natural loss
of vitality, it will not grow again, and
nothing has ever been compounded that
will restore it. Natural badness comes
on gradually, and the awful day of its
complete triumph over the hairs exist.
ence may be postponed by the use of
tonics, but the final catastrophe cannot be
prevented. Long experience has taught
nae that fact, although years ago had the
personal opinion of the renowned DR..
Brain, of Paris, to that effect. I have
dressed heads for more than quarter of
q century. I have lamented with hun.
dreds of my patrons, from whose hands
not only the hand Of time but the indis-
cretions and carelessness of youth we're
gradually but persistently bluckipg the
natural and often luxuriant coxeting, and
have anointed, drenched and plastered
| their too apparent polls with lotions,
tonics and pomltums, and rubbed and
kneaded and manipulated their failing
scalps until if there had been one ember
Of hair fire left slumbering there it must
surely have been brought back to its.
wonted fire and vigor, and have given 1t
up at last and handed them the card Of
the wigmsker. If I have used one hair
restorative I have used FIVE hundred, and
every. one was warranted to not only. pre-.
vent badness, but to restore to bald heads
their sometime hirsute glory. Look at
me. See what q remarkable growth and
youthful gloss of hair I have. Ithas not
changed in twenty. FIVE years. Why ?"
The hair dresser seized his soft brown
hair with both hands, and with vicious
jerk removed it from his head. It was q
costly wig, and his head Has as whita and
bare as a billiard ball.
s!HsThat is whyw he murmured, bitterly.
ssAnd Lam not only hair.dresser, but
one skilled in every tonaorial :artl II
there were help for badness other than
the skill of the wignaker, do you suppose
for a moment that 7, of all mem would
mot know it, and, knowing il, would not
only have rescued myself, but have
saved to myself hundreds Of my most
profitable customers Ifthat is not proof
enough that 8 man once bald is always
bald, just call mind doctors of your own
acquaintance who are bald as glass globes.
They are learned in the mysteries of drugs
and their preparation. They know what
result their combination and application
will produce. If any one living we're
capable Of curing badness some one
among these experts in the science Of
medicine ought to know. You never had
occasion to go to doctor to get apre.
scription. for;b badness I have.
Come tome fora cure for anything
elpe, my medical adviser said. Any.
lEthIng else said5he,$ .and i will cure you.
lsBrlt' badness Why my dear sir, Escula.
Plus himself was as bald.-as bald as
we'll as bald as I am r.
"And.he was bald, this doctor of NINE
An onion has more hair than he hadl
No,my:aon. If there. lurked anywhere
in all the materia medica, of not only
this age, but Of past ages, the name.of
one little drug or herb or whatever you
may call it, that could bid even one there
ldbe!no bald doctors nor bald hair.
ar.ssers, and the discoverer Of this boon
would live longer in the hearts Of men
thanrth much.spoken of individual who
is expected to reach the summit of all
greatness some. day by making two
blades Of grass grow where only one grew
before"