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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04
Ser ,teue Gaurant. s oatroEenr.

9eRe 3. @5-2s s.1.2 saflis, S Ger an Stelie Gren=
p5iuI's rtuEurs.e @Uurums@0nlto!euC, ftammt
Gus Girsinien, no Ct friiber IN elmer priUatsu
Gr,iebuu95 5anftaIt oils 2ebrer fuugtrt bdtts
@r mar I'M Sauuar 1887 gum Siilfs. s.goutrOs
ltEr ernanut poroeu. 8as NIT Der gegeas
pGrtiser Stsurns Uerbun9eue 9ebalt BE-
tIdst $4,000 pro Sabr. Die Aults0auar III
aui |iihf Sabre frrt.
GraToent GIepsEans tebrt TOO Istu 9osf
spru6.
gsif jett oefiuttiu ieitgefellt, baB BrStz
Nart &leOelaub nan bem 81rfireiht ietaes
Nmtstermtns aa9 osH 9taate gten. D0rt ;u'
yLdtebren uH0 BON 5. UlQry an Wit9ie6 oer
IbuOfa;eus 6irma 8anfs, Stettion, Gracq
uuo UicSeag9 tn ter 9taot 9tepz0ort feiH
trtrb.
GtnuaSmeu wn6 elussabea BET 8unoesreaie.
rpua.
8Olaeuoes if eiue 3uiammeufeuuuq Der
@iunabmen nR0 Gus9aben Der Buubeer7oie.
rnug wGbreub bes IeBten Wonats NIT 0,r.
9Ieifenoen 3ifferu Der eutipreheubeu BariO
eeS SorlGbres:
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04
DaS itdIfs uu6 Su0,rliif3ts
g d mer3en8FilIeube Ttttel

Der gBtji, psIdbe5 augsublidG1 be fdrdtsrlitb Ten
SdmerBsu Iiu6srt. IS 1eriebIt niemals, oem Seoeuz
agH SinoeTuUg Der SfmCrien 80 uerihdffen, pom Uez
der Iriade oieielben aub beTrdbren mo9eu. Is 1T
Dtrflc1 Der groBe ShmersenbtSmtn9sr uno bat mebr
Gutes, ais trgen6 Elm uH0ere5 6ttauHe5 Ntittd ges
tban. Ge SopiibmerBgn, 3lhnibmerBen, ylturdlz
ats, Jibeumot5mus, OihdenreBen, Bsrrentuusens
Euetinuu9eu, 9nietenITiten, fteiem JldfeHs
Stmepfn un6 SdDi9e i'm Sreus, i'm 0lltgrat obsr
IN BEN gliersn, Shmer3en In oer eeber, Brutieaents
Buubung, Anidmelen Der Selenfe un6 SbmerseH
0ltr gITt ipir6 Der @ebrautb pom Radway's Ready
Relief ioiortiqe @rledtCrunq geUdbrtn un0 Der iortz
gClePte &e6Taup in Den9en Ga9en cine oauernos SuG
6emrten.
gHereuentsiu6uug, glaisnsubinSuns, unterIeibss
ent5unbun8, SungenenVnn6ung, itltmmen pnIss
Al6mungsbeitpeTos Srdune, grippe, 2atarrbs
6opfnsh, 3abnDeb, yieuraI9e, Rbsumatismus, tals
tee 5ieber, Sblttsiroit, i5rorbeulen.
Die Annen6ung Oes Ready Relief an 6eit
IbsIen, an 6eHen oer ShmerB ODER bas 2eibeu fidl
btfiHoeH, ipiro ofortt9e @Tleidlterung geludbren.
Sin baIber bis Ju einem 9anBen EbeeI0ffe uol, ir
sintm baIben @laie gBaiier einge Ommen, iDirb In
neuiqeu gtiuuten 3rdmpie, lauren Wia9en, nebels
felt, grbred1en GObbrennen, Rerp oftdt, GtaRoitaa
felt, 9opfrueb, Diarrhoe, 9olit, Bldbungen una ale
innexiiGaen @arameIA tlslir
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04

bilioer 3uanb Derbiite, ou Die aeuoiene Spetie bre
ndbrenoeH @l9enihaiten dls Srllb iir ben uQtlIs
Iitsu gerbraua be5 a5Gprs IieieIt.
E75- geobnhtet bic fo9en6tn S9mptoms, Die uotr
Seioen Der Beroauungsoradue berrubren: Bsrfios
ptung, iuneyiide 6dEoubOioen, Blutan6rang mao
benz Ropfs, lauren U2dqea, uebelteit, SoobrenHens
9BioermiltR segen Spetis, cine Sduere TN BtageHs
iauTe5 &uiftoBeu, Elm @eiubl bes Sinten5 uuo Rios
pieus oCs Ser5Gns, elm GeIull oes @TftIdens bet'm
Gesen, s;ldndtbte Gsbtrait, Bunfte obsT @spebe
ben qugen, Sieber uHo Shmsr5en i'm 3Opie, Oers
miubtrte 3Tanipiration, SeIbbet Der 6aut unb Der
@ugeu, StmerBen in Der Sgite, Der Bruf, ben 8iiss
ogrn, pioFIite @IutbDeQen uRb bttnuenOes 9sia9l.
QBentge Dozen BON 8R . 70 g's BtIGsu tuers
oen ben &OrPer UoR allen o5en nn8eidbrten Getbea
beirtten,
Breis 25 Gents Die Gtoatst. gu 5aben Del aaeu
Gpol9tterH.
Denn ein apotbeFer o0sr en6enbeiBsr beleidt
Bd6maus Gileu uidbt ourrdtb9 bat, 10 ltldt % etc.
fir cine Sdatbtel o6er etneu Dollar ftir ianf Sbaz
tgIn on u q 10 q & o., Jir. 81. QBarreu zs5tr.g
RsiUzyoyt, uuo mir ttden fe gut per Bon bus
Stidt eiue 8usfmarts an Or. Rabnab & 9 o.s
ytr. 80, gBarrensStr., WeUs Yort. Selebuu9, 2aus
isnOe Dertb, DirO Sut oaihr 5ugeidttt UeroeH.
IN bus gubIttum: gsrIaust nur u b
n q p's uub Ibeueugt gub, oaB 65r Tame RAD
w Y" uut Dem IN, oQ5 SbI fault.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04

RG Or. 2outsSraat, Der bc!iebte, in
petIen RreIieu betanute @irtb On Der Y
Der Sbarp- uuo DouerRraBe, fteht
hente, ben A. Ge6ruar, ben 3eiger ieis
uer 9ebcnsubr um Elm Bsoeutenoes Dorse'
rtidt. 9ieis Batrus6mrns muhat thu an
bic 6eier isines g8tegeafeites, ous er ceuu
ard nit @oussrt bon Broi. 3. Sslbnanu's
Sr9efsr nnb stnem Sef-euui&e fiiE ieine
G1fte beseten piro,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04

aUer 2sioen 6ss gageus, Der geber, Der gtn9eueieS
otr yereu, Der 6laie, nsr0oer 3eiOeH, Appetitoiaz
ben, BiCbeT, uHtrlebseut5un5uHa, Sdmorrbotbeu
unb aner St0rungen Der iunsrlihen Or9ane Rsiu
oeaeabiiiit, tetn Gueifibst, TneraIien obsT ihdbs
ld5e 3ro9usn entbalten6.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04
AMhDne1Ntl eil eet {het[aahnte,

gBteu, 2. SebTuar.-8ie oWiener 3F9"
idreibt, bas 9a,ieIplar aub oas gau,e faiiers
lidle 6eus bditen in ierem tiefeu Sbmer,e
tnd Srof aefnubeu Ia Der auaeueiueu heri-
Iidtu pathis. uOaltae Seiteus Der frernce. n
Riraenbduier, Guer Stautsmduuer uuo Ger
beiml6sn nnb ausldnotGen S0lier en- oeu
8oe gtleet poreeu Jet.
Sci sGiies bat BEN Br6Fbeuten gcruot bic
frIeenbe aufwort uui bsfsu Bell. ,bsbutld,a at
sti6idt: ,S9 bin tisf sertibrt. oas Sis fid
nit mir in meiuem S9msr,s uereiueu, uuo
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04
2 Vs ep Fl a.,

Bonfduoige 8eTOnuun9 Dipb trBiet Ourd1 Sen 8es
61ouh oOn.Nobnaq,s HLlsn. Durh SieieL6en merbsn
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04
y q b 10 q p'S
ot 2 tff G It,
0as
BrOBc 2c6er Seilmittel.

BnnFinbta ssibmotlOs, fsiu sIacirt, purgiren
rGguliTeH, rtiniyrn un6 tr6itigen,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04
Ser fdlwer aetroHene 9ater.

8erIin, 2. 6ebr.- Son allen Samilieuz
mitgliabern idatnt Der Bater oes Serforbe.
ueR turd, oa8 fdredldbe &noe ietaes eiusiaeu
Sobues am s6perRsn getroffen 8u ietu Gr
iol bas ggsItbau haban, aI8 mare er felt
brei Eagen nm 20 Sabre sentt.rt, pdbreub
ieiue SGItnEg rad anBsu bin in beuurubiz
0enter Beile gefaBt eridleiut. gian beDuns
bert bier nla5mein ste mornIii6e Stdrte
6rnri 9oiepb's, BEG 60 sugab, bag Die uahre
3obesuriahe uerDfentIidt peree. Su leiner
8epei8e on 9liier 8iIheIm iagte er aau, Of
len, bGs Ieiu SObn fG islbf ous 9tben ge,
uommen babe adiier g8ubslm's tur;e nut
tuort euf bieie MttbeiIuug mar: ',Rorte
i0uuen teinen TTOft Bebsu. Gottes 6dlfe
oustn fauu Eas ihuH. Sd ueiAe nit gurer
gloieiiGt
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04
glus Dem Snnera ssfriFa's.

3ar3ibur. g. Sebruar.-Gtu bonn 26.
&cueuber 1888 batirter Briei ees gfiiFOudte
Blcsab III aus u ambiro bier einsetrofi q.
Wcsop srflGrt, es ieien teine oirefteu Ran
ridten BON Stanlen ooer Smiu Baita anges
longt gtus rene HeuolutioH iei IN nsanoa
anseebrohsu. S0uis Stpipa IL abseiest
uro igin iiu9erer Sruosr anf ben Ehrou err
tcben norteu, uudosm Grfsrsr bic sDei
graber eet6otet bate, bic faJptiddIid3 fir
has Serireibsn Der enaIiiGeu RiIHqudre nsrs
ontnortlih wareu,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04
ctto aotSer's 8er6red1tn.

gSteoet etn fenIatiuEeass @reteuiR IN Vbtlas
OsIpbid.-Sin iauee& DRdoneu BON etuent
Derbetratheten Tlanne etmOrOet.-SeIbpa
moro Oes SVorosrs uadl etHcH ROEOGE=
arifT auf ittre t5rau.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1889-02-04

5opfpsb, Irdgbeit 6sr gs6er, nursr Dt1sen unb elm
bilioer 3uanb perbtite, 6a Die aeuoiene Spetis bre
n6brenoeH @l9enihaiten als Srldb itlr ben uatlrs
liteu 8er6rauA oe5 aorpers IteieIt.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07
Thursday, October I'D.

No. 7-Running Stake-Three. year ODDS.
One and one quarter miles; 5000 added; 500
entrance; SIS forfeit; second horse to save
entrance.
No. S-Running-Seven eighths of mile.
Owners handicap; weight not less than 90
pounds; purse $3.50; second horse $50.
No. 9-Selling Purse-One and one-six.
teenth miles and repeat; purse 5000, Of
which $50 to second and $25 to third; for
three year ODDS and upwards; horses to be
entered for $1,000 to carry rule weights
two poonds allowed for each 500 down &c
$1,000; then one pound for each 500 less
down to $500. Selling price to be stated
through entry box at P. NJ, the day before
the race.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07
REMARKS AND CONDITIONS.

Entries to running purses and stakes must
be made 10 Secretary on or before August
18th, 1850.
Those who have nominated in stakes must
name to the Secretary in writing which they
will start the day before the race at 3 P. NJ
Entries to all trotting and pacing races
close Sept. Ist.
Five or more to enter, and three or more
to start in all races for purses.
Notional Trotting Association Rules to
govern trotting races. Pacific Coast Blood
Horse Association Rules to govern running
races.
All trott,ng or pacing races are the best
three in five heats, unless otherwise specified;
FIVE to en- er and three to start. But the
Board reserves the right to hold less num-
Der than FIVE to fill, by withdrawal of a
proportionate amount Of the pnrSe. Emit
rance fee 10 per ceet. on purse, to accompa-
ny nomination.
National Association rules to govern trot-
ting; but the Board reserves the right 10
trot heats of any two classes alternately, II
necessary to finish any days racing, or to
trot special race between heats. horse
making a walk over shall be entitled only
to the entrance money paid in. When less
than the required number of starters appear,
they may contest for the entrance money, 10
be divided as follows: 66% to first and 33H
! to second.
No horse shall receive more than one pre-.
mum.
In all purses entries not declared out by 6
P. NJ. of the day preceding the race shall be
! required to start.
| When there is more than one entry by one
person, or in one interest, the particular
horse they are 10 start must be named by 3
p. M. of the day preceding the race. No
added money paid for walk over.
Racing colors to be named in entry.
The trotting race drivers will be required
TO wear caps Of distinct colors which must
| be named in their entries.
| Each days races will commence promptly
at P. NJ.
All entries must be directed to C. II.
Stoddard, Reno, New.
THEO. WINTETS, President.
| c. II. SToDDARD, Secretary.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07
Tuesday, October LIST.

No. Running Stake-Two.year- olds
Five .eighths of mile; $500 added; $50
entrance; SIS forfeit; second horse to save
entrance.
No. 3-Running-Three. year olds and up
wards; maidens, if three years old, allowed
pounds; if four years old, 10 pounds; il
five years old, IS pounds. Seven-eighths OF
a nile; purse $3.50; $50 to second.
No. 4-Running Stake-One and one
eighth miles and repeat; $500 added; ent
rance $50; forfeit SIS; second horse to save
entrance
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07
Monday, Septem Der 3Oth, 1850.

Grand combination auction sale, begin
ming at 10 o'clock A. NJ; will be sold live
stock of every description. Persons desir-
ing to make sales will make entries with the
Secretary, stating explicitly what they de
sire to sell. Five per cent. commission will
be charged on all sales. Entries close Sep
TENDER Ist. For further information apply
TO the Secretary, at Reno.
No. I-Trottng-2:2o class; purse 81, 200;
$3.50 to first, $500 to second, $3.50 to third.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07
Officers of the Society:


No. I4-Trotting-Frec for All-Purse
81. 500; 200 to first, $500 to second, $500
to third.
Trotting class 2:5s; purse $500; $3.50 to
FIRST, $3.50 to second, 500 to third.
Trotting- -year-ods; purse $500;
$3.50 TO first, $3.50 to second, 500 to third.
These races to be trotted on days to be
named hereafter.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07

No. I2-Running Stake-Two-year olds;
I mile; $3.50 added; 500 entrance; $25 for.
felt; scond horse to save entrance.
No. I3-Running Stake--Three. year. ODDS;
~ miles; $500 added; 500 entrance; $25
forfeit; second horse to save entrance.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07

Respectfully submitted,
THOS. p. MACK. Auditor
]. A. HUNTOON, Treasurer.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07

The best salve in the world for cuts, brui-
ses. sores, ulcers, salt rheum. fever sores,
letter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and
all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles
or no pay required. It's guaranteed to give
perfect Satisfaction, or money refunded,
Price IS cdnts per box. For sale by J. A,
Ea9ham.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07
Wednesday, October I'd.

No. 5-Trotting-2:23 class; purse 81 900
5000 to first, $500 to second, 500 to third.
No. 6-Pacing-Class 2:2o; purse $500
$500 to first, S2oo to second, 500 to third
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07
Friday, October 18th.

No. Io-Trotting-2:27 class; purse $500;
$500 to first, 5000 to second, 500 to third.
No. II-Pacing-Free for All--Purse 81,
900; 5000 to first, $500 to second, 500 to
third.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07
CASH IN TREASURY JUNE 30, 1889:

AMOUNTS TRANSFERRED AS FOLLOWS;
From General to Officers Sal Fund. 8 1.2OS %
RECAPITULATION:
Cash in Treas. April l, 1889 s Is, 1888 SO
Receipts for Quarter ~ 2,233 Is
&c., 66 ss
Discussed during Quarter s 9,433 IA
Cash in Treas. July |, 1889. IL, 1873 "a
4 20. $50 9s
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07

H. NJ. YERINGTON, of Ormsby County,
L. ]. FLINT, of Washoe County,
P. H. MULCAHY, Of Washoe County,
T. B. RICKEY, of Douglas County,
w. o. H. MARTIN, of Washoe County,
E. F. BOYLE, of Storey County.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1889-09-07
QUARTERLY REPORT
OF THE
Auditor and Treasurer.

Following is the Auditors and Treasurer S
Joint Quarterly Report for the quarter ending
June Both 1899:
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1889-07-18
Poison Made from Dead Ants.

Not the least interesting episode in
Mr.. Stanley's wonderful story of his
last journey in the Dark Continent
is his account of the poisofed arrows
used with such deadly effect by the
natives against his followers The
exact nature of the poison used re-
NAMED an enigma until he discovered
in one Of the villages several packets
Of dried red ants. and learnt that the
poison was procured from them. The
insects are dried. ground to powder
and cooked in palm-oil, and the mkt
ure is applied to the points of the ar
rows. The noxious compound owes
its power to formic acid. which exists
in the bodies of ants, in certain cater
pillars. and even in stinging-nettles.
When pure, this acid has a most cor.
rosive action on the skin, producing
olisters which are difficult to heal
Its action was no douhe especially
deadly to those whose frames were
already much weakened by hunger and
over-exextiou.-Chamber's Journal
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1889-07-18
NO CURE FOR BADNESS.
Fortune Awaits the Man Who Can Solve
the Fiddle.


Fortune Awaits the Man Who Can Solve
the Fiddle.
"Can hair be made to grow on bald
heads?" said a fashionable hair
dresser, in response to reporters
query: "Yes-and no. If a person be-
comes bald owing to illness the hair
can be made to grow again. In fact.
it will grow again without making, but
it can be aided and stimulated in its
growth by tonics. But if person is
deprived of his or her hair by natural
loss of vitality. it will not grow again.
and nothing has ever been compound
ed that will restore it Natural bald
ness comes on gradually. and the awful
day of its complete triumph over the
hairs existence may be postponed by
the use of tonics. but the final catas-
trophe can't be prevented. Long ex-
perience has taught me that fact.
although years .ago l had the
personal opinion of the renowned
DR.. Balm, of Paris, to that effect l
have dressed heads for more than a
quarter of a century. Ihave lamented
with hundreds of my patrons from
whose heads not only the hand Of time
but the indiscretions and carelessness
of youth were gradually but persist
entity plucking the natural and often
luxuriant covering. and have annoint-
ed. dreuched and plastered their too
apparent polls with lotions. tonics and
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1889-07-18
EXOTIC LITERATURE.
A Protest Against tho Tendencies Q
Writers of Fiction.

A Protest Against tho Tendencies Of
Writers of Fiction.
The erotic in American fiction is a
recent and exotic growth. not native
to the soil. 1t is, therefore. I'M
healthy and unwholesome. 1t is out
of place in this cold, northern air. In
its own climate it is a gaudy flower;
in this temperate zone it is poisonous
spotted lily, rank of smell and blister
ing to the touch. The RIGHTEOUSNESS
of Theophile Gautier is elevated by
the power of his transcendant genius
to the plane of true art. In America
it sinks into a denizen of the gutter.
A remarkable feature of this noxi-
GUS development is the prominent part
taken in it by women. 1t is somewhat
startling to find upon the title page OF
a work .whose cold, deliberate; i'm
morality and cynical disregard of all
social decency have set the teeth on
edge the name of woman as the au-
thor. We are so accustomed to asso.
ciate modesty of demeanor. delicay Of
thought and word and purity of life
with women that a certain set of adj
jectives expressive of virtue and
morality have come to include the idea
of femininity in their Specification. 1t
is certainly surprising, if not repell-
ent. to find women the most industri-
Gus laborers in the work of tearing
down the structure of honor and re-
spect for their sex which has SO long
been regarded as the basis of social
existence.
If this breaking of the holy images
be but another manifestation of the re-
volt of women against the too narrow
limits of ancient prejudice, it is only
additional proof that misguided revo-
luton easily becomes mere anarchy.
While the dispensation which would
confine women to the nursery and
kitchen and exclude them from broad
err fields of action is happily dead
letter, it is quite certain that no condi-
tion Of civilization. however liberal.
will ever justify loose morals or lax
manners, or, what is almost as repre-
hensible and much more despicable,
the cynicism which sneers at virtue
while it prudently keeps its own skirts
unsoiled. But it is probable that the
women who write this kind of fiction
are misled by vanity rather than actu-
ated by evil impulses. They imagine
that in thus throwing off all restraint
they are giving evidence of originality
of thought and force of character;
whereas they are, in fact. counting I'M
worthy suspicion and winning only
that sort of applause which is thinly-
vailed contempt-Belford's Magazine
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1889-07-18

pomatums. and rubbed and kneaded
and manipulated their failing scalps
until. II there had been one ember Of
hair life left slumbering there, it must
surely have been brought back to its
wonted fire and vigor. and have given
It up at last and handed them the card
OF the wig-maler. II / have used one
hair restorative nave used five hum
dred, and every one was warranted to
not only prevent badness, but to re-
store to bald heads their sometime hir-
suite glory. Look at me. See what q
remarkable growth of youthful gloss Of
hair l have It has not changed in
twenty-five years. Why?"
The hair-dresser seized his soft
brown hair with both hands, and with
vicious jerk removed it from his
head. It was a costly wig, and his
head was as white and bare as bill
lard ball.
That is whyr' he murmured bitter
ly. 'And am not only hair-dresser.
but one skilled in every tonsorial art! If
there were help for badness other than
the skill of the wigmaker. do you sup
pose for a moment that I, of all men,
would not know it, and. knowing it,
would not only have rescued myself,
but have saved to myself hundreds OF
my most profitable customers? If that
is not proof enough that man once
bald is always bald, just call to mind
doctors of your own acquaintance who
are bald as glass globes. They are
learned in the mysteries of drugs and
their preparation. They know what
result their combination and applica-
ton will produce. If any one living
were capable of curing badness some
one among these experts in the science
of medicine ought to be. You never
had occasion to go to a doctor to get a
prescription for badness. l have.
"'Come to me for a cure for any
thing else my medical adviser said.
ANY thing else,' said he. and l will
cure you. But badness! Why my
dear sir, Esculapius himself was as
bald as-as bald as-well, as bald as
am!
''And he was bald, this doctor of
mine. An onion has more hair than
he had! No, my son. If there lurked
anywhere in all the medica, of not on
ly of this age but of past ages, the
name of one little herb or drug, or
whatever you may call it, that could
bid even cue hair to grow where there
had been tan before. there would be
no bald doctors nor bald hairdressers.
and the discoverer of this boon would
live longer in the hearts of men than
would the much-spoken-of individual
who is expected to reach the summit
Of all greatness some day by making
two blades of grass grow where only
one grew before. IN. Y. Mail and Ex-
press.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1889-07-18
A SONG OF YOUTH AND AGE.

When on the dimpled cheek OF Youth
Health's blooming roses blow;
When songs Of rapture, hope and truth
From lips of beauty flow:
When youthful feet right gafly bound
Where thorn nor tare appears,
How joyously the days 60 round,
The weeks, the months, the yearsi
The youth beholds with fearless eye
The lofty hill Of Fame,
And hopes upon its smmit high
Ere long to carve his name.
Joy thrills his heart: in every sound. .
Fsme's ''bugle-call'' he hears,
And merrily the days 60 round,
The weeks, the months, the yearSl
The lady OF his love must prove
A queen of beauty rare;
No vain coquette, but wise in love,
And true as she Is fair
Amid the tender stars at night,
He sees her dear eyes shine,
AS, with trusting fond delight,
He worships At her shrine!
When on the furrowed cheek OF Age -,
Cares hollow wrinkles show,
The old man turns his life's last page
With tremb bling hand and slow.
Dark lower the skies; in every sound
Deaths mournfuI dirge he hears;
And YEARLY the days 60 round,
The weeks, the months, the years!
The old man sees through tear-blurred eye
The lofty hill Of Tame,
Where cherished hopes in ruin lie,
Where none may mark his name.
One little lonely nameless mound
At every step appears,
AS mournfully the days 20 round,
The weeks, the months, the years!
The lady Of his love. alas!
Hath closed her gentle eyes,
With but one tiny tuft Of grass
To show him where she lies.
- Old wife Of m ner' he whispers low,
Above the grave I see
The star OF Fath whose beams know
Shall guide me soon to thee!"
Fanny Forester, in Chambers Journal.