Morning journal and courier., 1889-09-26
NOTICEABLE.

Not Noticeable.-"Bronson is half-witted' J "Indeedi AS much as thata'-Harper's Ba- gar.
 Carpet salesman-Yes'm, that's genuine Brussels, made at Brussels by MT. Brussels himself Rochester Budget.
 "Meet me on the corner tonite," he wrote,
 and dew not fale," and she answered him
 sthere Is no such word as ale'."-Lawrence American.
 "Confound itl" "What's the matter,
 BromleyP' "Why, whenever reach in my vest pocket for match it happens to be a toothpick, and when tumble for tooth-
 pick it's match. ."-Detroit Free Press.
 Liberal.-"John, see, your little sister is crying because you did not share your peach
 with her." "That isn't 50, mamma. gave
 her the stone, and if she plants it she can
 have whele tree" ."-Fliegends Blatter. Lalage-You forget yourself, MT. Terry,
 when you presume to ask me to marry you,
 Thorn Terry-Oh, yes, but the boys al-
 ways have said 1 was generous, and 1
 thought could do you favor.-Chicago Herald.
 Eve's lot may have been hard one, but she escaped many of the annoyanees which afaict her daughters. She never, for instance, saw a neighbor who was the possessor of a handsoner bonnet than her own.-Boston Courier.
 At Our Sunday-School Treat.-vicar's
 daughter-"Will you have some more cake,
 PollyF-"No, thank'ee, miss; I'm full" v. D.-"Then think you may put some in
 your pockets" Polly with regret)-"T They're full, too, miss. ."-Fun.
 English as she Is advertised in . Japanese paper: "This Teeth Powder is not common thing, as ve selled in tho world, 1t Is power full to hold the health of seeth and recover the teeth from It's sick. If you only examine you should find that it never tell He." An old horseman, speaking of pools on the | race track, says that buyer of any horse In a field of six stands only ono chance in 100 o1 1 hitting 1t. He figures accident, corruption,
 sickness, ,etc. Better buy toy pistols and dis. l tribute them among poor and deserving boys l Detroit Free Press.
 l Ethel-oh, how you frightened me wher
 around my waist! thought you were g man.
 Laura-I thought you thought I was a
 man. You did not try to get away until
 spoke.-Chioago Herald. It is said that an officer of tho visiting l militia enjoyed Baltimore 50 thoroughly that he prolonged his stay and sent this telegram l to his wife: GAS was among the killed and | wounded in the battle of North Point, I will
  l ed."-Baltimore American. Autumn in the Country.-Nrs. Simpkina (sentimentallyl- how lovely 1t Is in the
 country at this season of the year. Do you not prefer September and October to all | other months for summer toursi'' Hr. Simp. kins enthusiastically indeed; we gel
 board at half rates now" - New York Weekly.
 | Charitable Lady-It must be very tiresomt
 to sit here day after day, playing the same l tunes over and overt
 Organ Grinder-That 1t 'tis, muml Oi | was afther givin' it up a fwhile ago, but l Oi t'ink now Oi1l shtay till Oi'm bought oui
 be wan O them English syndicuts-Texas
 Siftings.
 l "You advertised for boy" "Yes. Do
 you want plaeei'' "Yes, sir." "Do you
 whistler 'No, sir." "Do you carve youl
 name on desks and benohesi" "No, sir
 "Do you play ball during ot6ce hoursa' ooh 1 no sirl Never" "I'm sorry. You won't do. wanted boy, and individuals who 1 do not behave as have indicated are not
 boys."-Harper's Bazar. | A musician who is famous for playing
 practical jokes, wrote to friend short tims
 back thus: "Dear -, expired suddenly on Wednesday, and am to be buried Tues day. Can you come to the funerali Shal l be glad to see. Yours -" To which the friend replied: 'sShould be happy to come l to your funeral Tuesday, but unfortunately
 died Friday myself. Yours, --."-Bes- ton Gazette,