The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-05-09
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sml Isp Prsblbiaosisi. . Well. ! ssser
hnsv that IL, ne Try some.
-Mla Usy-i ysh ovnea bird
M Liss LII ne be your bird. Misc
Gay don't saHia pAtroa. snsaa you.
--Sams nes are born great. saBe
seklsrs sftstssss asa sogse have had
fathers sbo rtlssstd them 81 slI rspo5si.
bsl3iy.
Mrs wasifsd -Dsi you see the artist
wtisiisr. pblls ia Easlshdt Mr. Lake
side goi Chleaso) Yes Indeed - beard her
whistle
--Amopg myfi.as a other trusts, 10
,bcse sFsr.traaiial times. a chewing gun
up,i i announced This. likely, is the
spfaea.s lrasi q all
Ill is easter Tor 90 idol TO 90 through |
The ioas 81 eamol than for q pew bum
orous p4ssr.phisi 10 FsirsiH from making
joke o. Boston tesnt.
"A Young msn 10 the Treasury depart |
meet calls Dis beet atrl 'bepzoic sulpbin.
i5s. boasuse beraAe salphiniie is 300
times ,westsr than sugar
ste You Wcre 90, % disspstcd be
fore ~e ssse married. iis-Indeed was,
ny deaf; ha, shen anybody told you %
,bee. ,oa ~oaliui believe IL
"a isllo~ n Dinshsapton went to see
hi. sih ibe oibu dsy. Ga reaebing the
door ha was roai,on,ea sith asigu Be
ssre q paiui." That hred hin.
a fortune huo,er, while wedding an
beiress, 10 repeating The marriage service,
unsiiiiagly. but most spily; said. with
oil my soodly words ! thee endow."
-sox the festive housewife twists 9
veil o, towel around her noble brow and
stand. everything In the house on lite
head, Including The old man il be enters
protest.
An Oklshoms bound wagon bore the
Inscription "Ohiniz bngei 10 Illinoy.
sicluaned Ia Scvbrasky. white capped 10
Missoufy. prohibited 10 Kansas, 0akla-
horny or Bast =
George Won't you be mine. dear7
Clara Il ihiak should have to be hard
pressed indeed TO take you George
(equsl to the emergency oh. II that's
all, here goes
a little girl who was enjoying broiled
partridge for breakfast remarked that she
did not ihink IT at all strsdge that Esau
sold his birthrght for a mess Of partridge,
|, was certsiuly deliciousl
1t Is said that quart Of whisky will
ueutrAli1s q snake.bite. We wonder II I
snake bite w0uldn't neutralizs tho efiectl
ofs quart OF Whisky II il would every
drunken mans wife should be the propri
etor 81 ig snake
Hobbs 1 understand that Dobsonl
wife isa German, aud that he mastered
the German language to win her. Jone
Well hs must have expended all hi
energies on the language. then. He be
never mastered her.
Street Car Conductor You'll have I,
pay fare for that child, be is over sir
Passenger Indignantly We'll. that's th.
frat time I.e ever been asked to pay far
for that baby. snd she's ridden on
street car for tile past nine years o
more.
= Caller (waiehing Col Blood as be up
prosches) > Whist soldierly bearing you
husband has, Mrs Blood He carrie
himself so very straight and erect. Mrs
Blood (wilhont locking sroundl--l eIpec
30. IL has been dining with som
friends.
III you bad taraed your steps in tb
light direction, my friend. be said. sol
EMILY, Ia the convict, you would not b
in this place 20 Fay Al 20, slr, return
ed the conyic,. With sad rstrospecsioo.
I had iurned my steps ia the right diret
lion / would W. 10 Canada
Mrs. YoungctupIe You must have
very nucongenial hnsbaudl Why. ! hesr
YOU ask bin as mspy 40 twenty question
this afternoon that he nade 20 reply
whatever. Mrs Pertlsdy = Oh, dear Geore
is aseI to mel He knows tina, ask ques
tions sim ply 10 smuse myself
Stranger Can you tell me what thu
sound i.7 Chicago poicem sn-Tm slight
ly deaf aai jon'i hear it What il II like
Stranger Like a drove Of horses on
ir5t. bat | don' see any. Policeman IL
the young ladies seminary out waikiki
Here they come. round the corner,
How do you know that yon will
able 10 se, choice qusrter.section
oklshomss asked the teuderfoot OF u
boomer. Stranger replied the latter. II
been sbootin' al mark hall the day. al
il ,oa doni think thu, Tm going to get
pies farm. yon can 90 over and look at th
mark ior .cnrself
FIRST Tramp Have you bad any VIC
nails to-day. SAMMY Second tramp
Nol victn.l Have youi No. Hal
the house cleaning season. III s'arve b
lore II il orsr Yoa oAn't siriksa pis'
where they don't sans you 70 work II
hired man before they'll give you
moutbtaI 20 eat
-Mlss De Sweet I'll never tout
sn1saas chez Of gam as long Ne In
Proud Meiaer an glad 10 hear you .
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