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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-28
NT5W-lOkK AND LONG BRANCH RAIL
" nnAn ENR RED NANk. LONG hNANGu ONEAN

IUn IND Oh ANR VT H0NI PK IA Mi ncEtN
GROVE AND ASBURY PACK, OCEAN BEACH
SPRING LAKE AND POINT PLEASANT ,
Time table in effect September Il, 1889 Trains leave
New. York foot Cortandt and Desbroses sts 80 . 10
M. II noon 10 teNpre>s) 20 (eNpreSs), 10 p H.
SUNDAYS as a. M. ; 100 p. m. -
From foot OF Lbcrtyst 100, TO- II 10 q, M 80
30 (cNpress). 90 80 (eNprcss d 10 b. m Sundays
A 90. 200 a. M. 49,,
Park - ,rooD
RUFUS BLODGETT. J. X: WOOD n,
H. p BALDWIN. Gen'l Pass. Agent Z. Il. II. OF N j.
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for Sale

n ESKS.I have line " fOll-top desks that Tor finish
- durability aud quality combined with all the modern
improvements cannot be eAcced, ranging price from
ming foot No second hand goods In my establishment new
cheaper. That's the verdict OF people who shop
bargains. RICHARD KINGMAN, manufacturer. ga
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to-day the butter market was

the Produce Exchange to-day the butter market was
'tGa@naa Sept q Flour strong , hshSF .oa a%i 1y
g SIpen GisAff 600 Corn 'S IN @Sdeste GeSaS So
mixed 36ic oats firm, quiet No mixed &c rye
"a GOOD demand stronger - s5asG Bulk meat, steady
unchanged. Bacon hrm"ri short cear 80 - Whlskey
1 o9y in good demand sugar dull HOGS ID good de-,
mand higher; common and light. - 25dS4 90 packing
1ni butchers, 81 2jasi 50 receipts 1915 shipments.
Milwaukee Sept 27.-rlour unehange1. Wheat easier
cash 7S7sc; October, 74ci No l Northern SIC; Com
Rye steady; No !, 43d43hc. Barley easy No 2 1912
9o Provisions arm PotS cash gu R S2 o s,eSy
dairy 15dl7c Cheese steady; Chediars 50, a9c. Eggs
nim: fresh. 1jG10c Receipts-Fluur 4.1j5; wheat.
4o. 355 barley; 1850 shipments-Flour. $50; wheat,
Philadelphia. sept o7.-Flour firm wheat-oronngs
of al descriptions moderate Rye nogr was iim a. 60 10
her. S36s3lc; october, s30s3Ac; Novemher s4aS4e ;
Decembep s5Il ds5'.c. Rye steady; 40. Pennsylvania
5oe Coa.Carl9Is ruled steady NJ . High M ix9
September. 4odiose; Ocoher. 4OalO+e: November
aPn but quiet 10 WGitc, o6c No wSIte
% ac futures quiet hut steady; No. White Sep
lember, 26se25e; ociob.L5 27sdS25s; Noyemser 9st9
@aad Pennsyyania trcam-y ESra, a5e d. Pr%'s
EXlra. 2sas2c Eggs scarce ana firm rsssq,yv2,gia
SKINS 2Ssc. Potatoes nnn white potatoes Ose choice
per bushcL. o6c do islr 10 good 5sGo3c Burbonks
. es jeS.ey fair to GOOD potatoes pine aS
upryer gcg basket s544oe prime downJIver goa BE
Tos 600 bis T soc Su.Se. corn 81 500
bushels. oHi", 1900 6ushrr ship Nh s ,wltr1n
$500 br'heIs corr 9nc sus,s oats % 200 bushels
TENDER ana October. see December. sSse MAY. ssAc
Corn dull, steady cash and October 3ic oat. Quiet
her ana November. 81 10 December ~ s. Receipts
WHEAT, 90 400 corn, a 900 oats 4,ooot rye. 3lco.
SUPERINTENDENT 1890; corn $500 oats. 200 rye.
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HAVANA MARKET

Havana sept. 27.-Sp1ni.h gold. 241Geflh Exchange
quiet Sugar quiet and weak sales 1000 bag, Centrf.
Hga oG. 10 Oh degrees polarization. Tor spain 90 -
COLL per 0unfal
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'rlase' General Eastern once. 2sS Broadway.


WESI SHUKE hAILhUAU, y. !. Z. q
w H. Il. Il. Co.. Lessee.-Tans leave West 4oi-st.
station New.Yor follows, and twenty earlier
IjS@ ioGt q g9ys T. cAsepgo Detroit LGpa %na
:6:I5 : is p; m Toronto, 65 a m, SIS, sl5 m.
Montreal San9ao % 10 p H. Nagaa sais syra
a. m, . rs, .5lj D. m (and m) II $50 @: N. for Itca
only. Kingston, hlugeIties COtakiu Albany, rs,
Z rs. So GAP II 80 M and % 4. 5:l5 . rs p NJ,
NeWbute 10 rs M. Is. Is. 30 o 80 II :i5
- M. IIavef-tIaW .2J ln . a. : - M. Elegant
Sleeping Cars Buffalo Niagara Falls Toionto Detroit
IhluagO aud 81 Louis. sDaiiy. I Daily except Satur-
days, Other trains daily except sundays. a 8 Leave
Jef-ey city T. Il. Il Station. all 20 50 40 D.
lloboken We;t shot, station all 20 a. M - 80 p m
brooklyn 393 ngton.st 100 Fuon.st Annex once,
foot Of Fultou-.t Newly Cl@27l 3d3 $50 and 9i2
Br0adway lJ3s Powery IL PARK Place % Yves 125;h
and West Shore stations foot Of West tds. and FOOT OF
baggage from hotels and resIdeneek e. r. LAMBERT.
-saensta Passenger Agent g yznderbiiteye, N. Y.
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Gelp fl)ante0

w ANTED.-MAN-To take the agency Of safes :;
w size 2oxlSX1S inches weight 500 n retail price
s35; other sizes in proportion rare chance to create
mand before supplied by other safe companies,
VIC are governed by the Safe Pool.
ALPINE SAFE Co. Cincinnati OhIc.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-28

Net cash bal s271 10 AL s27l 0l3 Dee SlbL3,o
The foreign exchanges were dull for tO-morrow's
steamers. and easy in tone. We revise quotations
for actual business as follows Bankers bills
at 81 SO I-S and 81 SO for long and short Sterling
RESPECTIVELY: French francs at go o-s and
81 IL: reichmarlls at "a SIS and 80 5-l6, and
guilders at 40 IL and 40 5-l6.
In London British consols were weaker at
06 1916 for money and 90 rs for account.
The Bank Of England gained 10000 pounds
bullion on balance. In the open market money
ruled at 4 "a for discount Of bankers bills.
Bar silver was steady at AZ Ill Cd. per ounce.
American railways ruled buoyant at figures higher
than the concurrent home quotations. ana closed
at top figures At Paris French 3 per cents
were steady at about SG.4O, and sight exchange
On London was easier n 2j.2G francs for sterling.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-28

IS and seconds were in demand at better prices.
Reference is made to our full report Of bond sales
THE MONEY MARKET.
The usual result OF Fridays money market
at the Stock Exchange was repeated to-day. 1t
passes the comprehension OF ordinary mortak-
the idiocy Of the governors making loans made
on Friday due Monday only. This rule
drives at least $1,000, 900 of lOanable funds out
of the Exchange on every Friday. When money
is in such abundant supply that it loans at | Pa
per cent the withdrawal or the $1,000 OOO mas
no appreciabc effect, but when. as now, the
activity in general business has made u 5a6 per
cent rate ms withdrawal of that s0,OOO,oOO
more of money gives opportunity 10 stocR
spectators or others TO mark fictitious rates 30
today after early rates had ruled at D l-2ao per
cent the special marker of high rates during the
last three months, who has been III the street
long enough 10 establish credit emitting nm 10
go to any bank in the city ana geI ms m,ooS at
Stock Exchange Money. however. did loan
freely at 8 per cent in the Stock Exchange. But
the rate is n fiction because not one OF the Dor
rowers could have failed to be accommodated at
bank AZ 6 per cent on proper collateral win rea-
sonablc margins. AT the close the offerings were
at per cent . l., $500 -
follows Exchanges, $780, $40; balances,
s4,205, $50. ,o,,or 90 clio
CLEARING IIouse s507913. The business OF the
Sinh Treasury for the week ended tonight includes
rccrints OF 81 s,393051 and payments OF ~
549.305, leaving the general paEnce aD sio4,'
III
inc an apparent loss of s2,15G254. But, deductlns
from the payments s4,3O3,oGo and from the re- re-
GENTS 81 90. 900 for items which anect only JUS
ocronnt Win tbe General Treasury, its gam as
Affecting the banks is s2,O46,7 46; And this re-
suit includes the payment OF al $50 3OS Ior pnr-
chased bonds and the receipt oil - loo..O"V Ior
Exchange on other Sub-Treasuries. To-day opera
lions covered: Receipts, s3.53O,ss1 payments,
ca GAO 995 with balances of SlSl ,0il ,943 coin
and 800 currency.
REPORTS FROM WASHINGTON.
The United States Treasurer at Washington re-
ceived to-day Sl0j,075 National bank ho'eS Tor
The customs receipts were s606,s4 the inter
nal revenue receipts s39s,50i and the mlscella
neous receipts S2G,20l. .
Today's Washington Treasury statement OF
cash on hand and deposits in bank compares with
the figures of the last previous statement as lol-
lows: ,,,u.
Sept 60 Sept. 81. Differences.
w. o,a m b,deIs5 200 49, slS0 54 56l Inc. $780, or
NNet tfTver On I'D 1929 297 9092 Dec. $500
Net legal-tenders . -. 40 y, 40, =, n,o cn9 ooz
hand. ...... @AO54'1fo %',''lI1, N0'' .
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RAILROAD EARNINGS.

RAILROAD EARNINGS.
CHICAGO AND ATLANTIC.
!ssI 1 sSs 1883 Sss
Sd I SEPT a255 sf9?5l 81, siS5 80
CHICAGO AND EASTERN ILLINOIS.
ES@$'; %5 .' So g.
CHICAGO AND WEsTEHN MICnIHAN.
fs%}' e; e @ ;3;a ;sgS3
DETROIT, LANSING AID NORTHERN.
} } RG%p; Tse & s.5 81 sS
LOUISVILLE. EVANSVILLE. AND ST. LOUIS.
f Es%$ IS !: g., Fiji ss ss55 sl3s5
ONO AND MISSISSIPPI.
fs%}'; g: 5 g IS 2 $50 ~
RIO GRANDE WESTERN.
f f$%}'' fs: E & "a IS ;:S
ST. JOSEPH AND GRAND ISLAND.
fS$S,' e %l' ss9s 5 Sc Sc ST
WISCONSIN CENTRAL.
s ri. week f. sept s2l? sc ess5sg5 5s
NEw.YORK. LAKE ERIE AND WESTERN.
Month Of August ...o, -, ..o- -. 81, 49,, 40
5p SSfs ga:" e2pcne, I5d!So5 1906 d5iG3
Net earnings 49,. ss+2.924 ss90,so0 slOsi.o74
D'G to lease! SYpii ass 1' 2a15e 2is754 9'ssoo
Net earnings -. ,.G!l!CS sGsi :O5@ 1885, PA
cross earnings SCI los si1 sol $50 200 saiI Ia
operating expenses 49,. 10 559565 idii2,ISI i5ss2,557
Net earnings ..- 4s559,77s sSo97.oGs 1915. $50
Deduct proportion due -
Net FOR II months. 7O4G7.197 sG5I9 23G So 42Ool7
NEw.YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON RIVER.
nix I IN Son
Gross e1fniDgs sl.5jGO14 S94?O,OG2 f91O3OOO
Operating expenses 90. 0013.OGs G5is,439 GG5O.O0O
Net earnings ...... sals7 DOC $2041 G23 sAO53 900
First charges ISs932i 1863 Ss4 19G4 900
DI B5la@So pc, cent s So 's5s 'ss} ses
Oct to sept 30 ssG61S5. lss7,5so 1883 So
;rosS earnings e07 o55 e38 1872 800 49, G5i 900
operating expenses - 3sS.G33 2iG2G 3ss 239s100O
Net earnings . sos 432 sI1 500 $50 81 GG7 900
FIRST charges ''''O3-f 'a3l4Gl 1SJi. 600
D R.2S' per cent s4s s ss5s 5s1
Surplus for 70 mos. sl.57O.37G $3.50 $685., sGs
Estimated.
IMPORTS OF DRY-GOoDs AT NEw-YoRK
FG5s, TS a aaS 'g9s S3
Entered At he port 9eIeLs!a 77145ss5 10000. 7o7
Thrown on narkct..9j Oj1,3J0 99,733446 1O4 100 735
EUROPEAN FINANCIAL MARKETS..
London. Sept. -. q. m-Atianiic and Great WesArn
FIRST mortgage trustees certneas 3d CanadSI Pacic
20 Erie. 300 do second conOl>. 1914 Illinois Central
New York Central II2't rennsylyana 55a.: KeadInSs
a. Mexican Central new per cent bonds 69a.. The
to-day is 1000 pounds Money - -, Ier cent
Pals aaycG' quot per cent i-nies AZ 50 francs 40
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CLOSING PRICES OF CALIFORNIA STOCKS.
san Francisco. Sept o. 1889.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-28

DENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD,
L THE STANDARD RAILWAY OF AMERIICA'
PROTECTED THR0UGHOUT BY THE
INTERVIEWING SWITCH AND BLOCK SIGNAL
SYSTEM.
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EUROPEAN FINANCIAL MARKETS.

London Sept -. q. m.--Atiantic and Great Western
first mortgage trustees certificates. 36s CanadI pqcl
90; Erie, 800 do second consO> l074 Illinois Central
l20R; Mexican ordinary, 81 ~. Paul common 15s .
Ngw. York Central. lI2t Iennsyyania 55as Reading
amount OF bullion gone into the Bank OF England on
balance to-day j. 10 600 pounds. Money 81 ass her cent
Paris adyiCes quote per so francs 40 CON
times for the account. ana exchange on London Al ~
francs 20 cen'ines Tor checks -
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5s and seconds were in demand at better prices.
Reference is made to full report Of bond sales
TIE MONEY MARKET.
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BALES AT TIE CONSOLIDATED STOCK AND Pc.
7KOLEJM EXCHANGE.
STOCKS.
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HUDSON AND COXSACKIE
DROYIDENCE LINE FOR BOSTON. PROV.

IDENCE WORCESTER and all points East Most
direct route for WHITE MOUNTAIN POINTS. Limited
White Mountain Express with parlOr cars, leaving direct
steamers, wharf fo Fabyans and points
PieT 20 n r. foot OF Warren-st, 80 y. m daily.
except Sunday connecting wharf with express train for
Roston Tickets and st8terooms secured at principal
.icket Offices in NewYork and Brooklyn a. all Offices
gage from residences. Send % p o. Box SOIL
Inr EYcursnn Book which will be mailed free.
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WHEAT NO. ..

QuOaIlOus were az IOIOWSi FIUuf IN good u'mand
winters higher spring patents firm and unchanged. No
spring wheat Siis dSltc; No. spring wheat, 70GT2c
30 red Siisds1ic; No corn, 3l1.c; No. oats, 100
l9ac; No . rye 4l@c; No barley, nominal No flax.
.rr1 II p prime timothy seed, 81 90; mess pork
bbl. al; lard: per 100 ~ So l3.eg*G 10 short ribs;
4 33l,asl 50 short sides, boxed i0afj Ca
Is h.sey dsters' hnisaed goods per GAL I'll o. sugars
unchanged
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-28

BLOOMINGTON LINE FOR BOSTON, PROVI-
- DENCE Narraganset PIE, and Wssch HlIsteamers
&c N. r.. block above Canal.st, at 100 p m daily,
ticket offices in New.York and Brooklyn, and st all Offices
OF New York Transfer Company who will call for and
check baggage from hotels and residences Send p o.
Box Boil FOR Book
The evening world., 1889-11-15
STOLEN RHYMES.
Miss selfish at the Theatre

I'd write a horrid thing, TO doubt, did / compose a
sonnet as TO Lne way l lodged about one
wIetChed maiden 5 bonnet.
though its width kept to its height-a horrible
I dodgsd about, but couldn't fnd an omen space
around II, until heard some one behind cry,
Keep your seat, cUntOund it!h
"Oh, ho! ah, La ~ the villain cried. ',SpAre!
spare ~ the maiden uttered and as ~invisibly she
Died, some huBty speech ] muttered.
Now mimic tempests roar ed their rage ] heard them.
that Is certain; but all l saw of pay or stage was
tho descending curtain;
Low murmurs all the house oppressed, at scenic shift;
lngs magic and at some wild applause l guessed
some climax he'd been tragic;
1 also JUDGED from " Amt she sweet ~ and hushed
attention centred, and ali the "loVelles" MAIDS
Tep0Rt-the heroine had entered.
~ Bang bang!h j heard q plstul-shOt-a ,dylhH ehcia-
mRtlon-so / presumed revenge had wrought its
tragic COu"SulnnHtlun, -
/ knew they entered from the wings; heard thrilling
bursts of feeling; hut all | saw were oirus ana
things tIescUed GpCn the ceiling. -
SO wonder not when | lnditc q blue ana bllIouS bun-
und-bonnCt. p, ttsbuTV BHlIeti"'
The evening world., 1889-11-15
FLYNN'S MURDERER
He Is Described 10 the Police by a Wit
ness Of the Fight.

Capt. Kelley. of the Nineteenth Prec met. Sc
his two detect, es, Hayes and Brett, ut work
this morning to clear up the mystery which
surrounds the murderous assault upon Martin
Flynn, who died at his home, 80 st. Mark
Place. on Wednesday night from the effects of
n stab in the eye from the point OF a cane or
umbrella.
The assault took place on the night Of Oct. %.
at Broadway and 1hirty-ffth street, and Flynn
was arrested for intnXication and taken TO the
pital.
home, 10 his brother Matthew says, and then he
seemed very weak, but IN his right mind.
he told his brother the story of the assault,
three men. one of whom jabbed him i'll the eye
will II cane or umbrella.
He was taken sick or. Monday, aud Pr. Silver
was called, in, who snid there was nothing. the
matter With his eve. except that he had a cold.
and DR.. Silver said he had Inflammation Of the
brain and put a mustard plaster ON his head.
scious up TO the time of his death.
About 10 O'Clock this morning a Young man.
who gave his name as Henry Kramer and his
33 st. Marks place and told the Flynns that he
w9s an eyewitness of the attack upon Martin.
fifth street and Broadway on oct: 80 about mid
night, when he, saw Martin speak to three men
Who stood on the corner, and q few minutes
" ran towards them, and when they saw mo
coming one of the men struck the PROSTATE man
several times with a thin cane which he carried,
and the three then ran of.
~ would recognize any of the men if / saw
them again. One in particular was a stont man
with a red, beard clipped close. He was the one
who had the cane.
Cramer fully identified Flynn as the man who
had been attacked, and said that as soon as the
police came up he went away.
Flynn was sent first to the New York Hospital,
whore he remained for a day before he, was
transferred to Bellevue. He was held at both
places as a prisoner, and according to the dag
nosis made by the doctors, was suffering from
acute alcoholism.
Cramer went to report his story to the police,
who are as yet without any clue as to the identity
of Flynn's assailants.
The evening world., 1889-11-15
MRS. CLEyELAND'S HOBBIES.
Her Ambition for Writing Having Beer
Crushed, She Will Now study Art.

Crnshed, She Will Now study Art.
Mrs. Clevelnnd's latest innovation seems
to he the abolition of stays, snys II New York
letter to the Chicago Ntr1s. 1t will he
remembered that she wns one of the first
prominent women in Am RIGA to lay aside
the hustle, and now, perhaps, she is destined
to work another great reform in female
attire.
She is so very pretty that it renlly makes
mall difference what she wears, and she can
afford TO indulge her eccentric fancies with
greater impunity than most women.
She Is very reluctant to lead the frivolous,
purposeless life of the average society woman,
and her first impulse was TO write. OF
course the literary path would have been an
easy one for her. She would never have
suffered the panGs OF rejected manuscript,
and would be sure of "A wlde audience for
whate yer she chose TO say; but, Il is said, Mr.,
Cleveland shrank from the criticism that
whatever she might do would meet Mt the
hands of his enemies and political opponents,
and persuaded her to relinquiSh her literary
aspirations. much to the greet of certain edi-
tors who hopod TO control her work.
So Mrs. Cleveland has elected u study nrt
instead. That is n perfectly inodensivo thing
which no one could Criticlse. and which,
while giving her IN occupation AMI ambition,
wonll not bring Ter before the public.
She will begin with lessons in drawing and
water colors, having masters at home and
going twice a week TO the studio of q we'll
known artist for several hours. She is very
much interested in the plan. and is said TO
have shown considerable talent with her pen
Gil as q girl at school.
The evening world., 1889-11-15
Signature Of Voter


The Governor of each State is the Commander
n-Chief of the National Guard of the State, and
a'. OF the members of his staff, general,
ha!or-generals, brigadier- generals and their
'a,'s, consisting OF sturgeon. assistant-surgeon
nj others, c%o,onels, observation-disclosures And
MAJORS are field or staff officers. and in time OF
a'tle are mounted. Captains and lieutenants
ne line officers.
Ihe reader of The EVENING World may vote
or any officer of the militia Of the neighbor
tG'es except the Commander-in- Chief.
iothe most popular field or lire officer. as de-
luea by this popular vote, THE EVENING WORLD
III present a magnificent field officers sabre or
r"e oncer's sword, worthy Of his rank in the
oDlest army Of the world.
4ne sabre or sword is a piece especially made
= lhE EVENING WORLD contest by that famous
rSHer OF military equipments, B. NJ. Whitlock,
iourth avenue, and is o marvel Of grace and
,Su'y and elegance.
y Nhltlock writes to TIL EVENING WORLD:
1 Deg to acknowledge receipt Of your order
~ SABRE to be made specially tor The EVEN
"ofLD after an entirely new design. The
aaue VIII be made OF the best quality Of steel.
S"uSomely etched. with the name Of the win
"s onlcer upon it; scabbard of steel. heavily
a''p'ated; mountings all hand chased and
10y elaborate pattern. heavily gilded and
".'Somely Furnished; guards made of single
"s.'hG' chased by hand, heavily gilded and
mnlshed both on the top and underneath the
"stn' grip either of shark skin or embossed
,LS'' heavily silver-plRted. according to the
,nR OF the officer winning.
tne pattern of this sword will be entirely new,
made especially for The EVENING WORLD.
C,her sword tho lower part Of scAbbard will
Engraved In an appropriate design, and upon
The evening world., 1889-11-15

HE EVENING WORLD totU present TO the most
popnHdr nUcpr or The National Guard OF the State
or Aen YORK ana NtD JERSEY a bedutttA s,cord
or ,IlntYite aud appropriate design.
ere most popular Omcel' % be determtned bp the
OdttotS cast By readers or The EVENING WORLD.
Each reader may rote once ontV,
The Editor.
Goes. mn and Grepn, Commdnders-t IN Chfer
or Che National Guard or their respective States,
are excluded from The contest, all others, rom
sergeant 10 general. noto IN the militia serUfCe, are
In The race.
The evening world., 1889-11-15
Too Progressive.

Habordasher-Here is n very pretty necktie,
sir. 1t il called The Progressive"
Customer-Well, it's too progressive for me-.
I've got one like it at home and whenever l put
1t on II progresses up over my. collar, and half
way to the bald spot over ms lett eye. Gimme
one, a little slowcr-something thatn stay down
without II clock weight.
The evening world., 1889-11-15
Keep II Dark.

Alady Of uncertain age, who likes to make q
great tuss about everything, although pretend
ing to detest it, asked Tom Burke the question:
:" Mr.. Burke, | have been thinking that il Is
no use making n fuss about birthdays and won
quietly ~
Keep il to yourself, 3" replied Tom, with the
air of q philosopher.
The evening world., 1889-11-15

Cure sick headache, biliousness, liver complaint, dys-
pepSiA, heartburn, Indigestion, malaria, ptmples on face
and body. impure blood. 6c., by using regularly On. q.
MCLANE's CELEBRATED LIVER Pills, prepared only
by Fleming BroA, PittsburE, Pa, Price, 25 cents. sold
by all druggists, Insist upon having the genuine DIR, o,
McLAHE'S LIVER PILLS, prepared by Fleming BroS,
pittabur4, Pa, the market being full Of imitAtioua OF
The nam9 MoLAsh spsllsd Differently but % thS came
hS bTOS, PtIlSbuTG. Pa On the Wrapper,
The evening world., 1889-11-15
An Exception Wanted.

Pastor ITO country couple he has just married.
Marriage gives you each certain duties. The
husband must protect his wife. but the wife
must follow him everywhere.
Fat Bride weighs 900 pounds-frowns anx-
iouslyl-Oh. gil, can't that be hanged My
husband is u letter carrier.
The evening world., 1889-11-15
Very Fortunate.

tFrom Time
Louise tf New York)-What! Have you
been married eight times, Elsie
Elsie tof Chicngo)-Yes; I've had eight hus-
bands; And ! Va been very Fortunate. too; not
a single one of them died ON my hands.
The evening world., 1889-11-15
Soma of Yc OId pcdaRognc.

Twas a Jolly old pedAgogue. long ago,
Tail and slender and bAllow and dry;
His form was bent and his gait was slow,
And his long, thin hair was white as snow,
But n wonderful twinkle ahOne in his eyes
And he sang every night as he went to bed,
OF us be happy down here below
The living should five though the dead be dead"
Raid the jolly old pedagoguo long ago. ~,