The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-03-19
pIsarmIng an Unseen Foe,

Atlautc MOnbnly.
Disarming an Unseen Foe,
This was sometime aparadox," as Hamlet
says since, however, the people Of America and
other lands have been enabled to Dit Hostetter,s
Stomach Bitters against that unseen foe. malaria
II is no longer paradox, but an easy possibility
Wherever malaria evolves its misty venom 10
poison .. tne ar, and decaying unwh0lesome yege.
saslon inpregnates the water, there, in the very
6isSrm tpe u t miasma Is the auxiliary potent to
rev ana ague, bilious remittent, dumb ague
nave ague cake no matter how tenaciously they
iastened tneir clutch on the system are first
forced TO relax their grasp and eventually to
saoanoon II altogether. But il is its preventive
t0rce mat should chiefly recommend the Bitters
~ persons dwelling In malara-cursed localities;
lor y Is certain buckler of defense against
when the enemy is poweress. Cures, likewise,
ments.
Young girl cat fortune teller's)-whatl 1 am
going to marry poor laborer, and live In shanty
and have seven children? It's outrageous My
friend had her fortune told here and you said she
was to marry prince and live In three castles.
j. Fortune teller with dignity)-Your friend got
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children. she gave them Castoria
"This sugar swindle is big thing" remarked
Mr.. Job Shuttle at the table.
"Those rascals made a regular sugar scoop of a
lot of men whoithought they were very bright" @
but DON'T you think it was awful TO swindle
mot much The fellows that bought the stock
thought they were swindng somebody, that's
mans wife should always be the
same, especially to her husband, but II she Is
weak and nervous, and uses Carriers Iron Pills,
she cannot be, for they make her feel like
difereDt person." so they all say, and their hus.
| bands say so tool q
"say, did you see Tom Peterson anywhere in
| your travels?"
'You mean the Peterson who used TO be in the
negro minstrel busInessP"
Er.Yes."
1"You don't say sol Is he still in the minstrel
wei, he's not exactly in the minstrel business,
but he is sort OF an end man."
| C"How'sthat?"
l1"He's graye-digger."
Awoman who Is weak, nervous an ,
sleepless, and who has cold hands and feet can
not feel and act like well person. Carriers Iron
Pills equalize the circulation, remove nervous
ness and give strength and rest.
Husband (,sho has married for moneyl-My
dear, wish you would give me little money
this morning. really have not change enough
in my pocket to get down town and back-really
have not; 49,. =.
you think that ten cents win be enough?-
Epoch.
Hark, the sound Of many voices
Jubilant In gladest song,
And full many heart rejoces
As the chorus floats along:
Hail the Favorite Prescription"
How the happy voices blend.
Wonderful beyond description
Woman's best and truest friend"
Well may it be called womans best friend, since
| 1t does for her what no other remedy has been
| able TO do. 1t cures all those delicate derange
ments and weaknesses peculiar TO females
| Cures them, understand. Other preparations
may afford temporary relief but DR. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription effects a permanent cure
II is guaranteed to do this or the money paid for
twill De promptly refunded. IL is the great
remedy of the age.
The worst Nasal Catarrh, no matter of how
ong standing, is permanently cured by DR.. Sage's
| Catarrh Remedy.
Little Golden Locks to her sisters afianced,
| who is waiting In the parlor
"God loves me more than he does Marie"
How do you know, little one, that he loves
1 you m0re?"
Because he gives me golden hair for nothing
and she has TO rub hers with some stuff in bottle
/ and then sit ever so long in the sun TO make it
| like mine. That's the reason she is so long in
| coming down. ts III frr
1
oBEEcHAsf's PILLS act like magic ON weak
| stomach.
| Scene-A Toronto household.
| Mamma Ito Ede, three and half years, inst
home from her first morning at the kindergarten
Well, Eide, how do you like it?
| Edie-I don't like it a Bit The teacher put me
on chair, and told me to sit there for the pres
| ent. And sat and sat, and she never gave me
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