New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-20
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

The street band will have TO go. But what will be
done with the plsno-organ which brings woe into SO
many quiet neghborhoods'
Fly Faker-Mrs. Harpy-How did you manage to
acquire such fortune from that little pamphlet
How To Make Dynamite ?"
MI Sharpy-I used to offer the book, then pull out
foot section Of two-inch gaspipe loaded with paper
and piece of rope in one end for fuse, ana teu
them that how a bomb looked when hnlshed
Everybody thought It was genuine and subscribed to
get rid of me.-CThe Epoch.
All Kentucky is stirred by the news that enor-
nous well of natural gas has just been discovered at
Cloyerport in Breckenridge County on the Ohio River
and that the States sole manufactured product may
not be Bourbon whiskey alone but soon may include
window glass made by the heat of the gas.
Even Richard III was puzzled by the political let
tors in "The North American Review" for he ex-
IT think there be six Rlchmonds in the field
Five have l slain today instead of him.
-CThe Buffalo Express
Republican Equahty.-Mrs. ROgers-Bridget, why
haven't you got rid Of this swif
Bridget-Sure, mum, the swirl lady hasn't been
around yet with the cart.
"My friend' earnestly exclaimed the temperance
lecturer pointing long, quiverng forefnger straight
al the covering figure OF a man on me BACK seat
what will you do when you come TO the end OF your
and find honor, hope friends, home and all thar
makes life valuable. or the future cheering, lost-all
lostl' ~, Ill. -...,.,.. 49,. -
question had been addressed to him, " D. George, I'd
1t seems that there is good for the
traordinary weather-the sun has the measles. For
this interesting information the world has TO thank the
astronomers. several large spots,' says The
Kingston Freeman we've noticed the to-day.
In one group c. P Carter says there fifteen small
spots The spots are being closely watched by
tronomers along the Hudson River"
THE EXCHANGE FIEND.
Stalks he In with grand, superior smirk
And a six-fora dime cheroot
Demands he the Kalamazoo Kejerk,
Or the Jordan J1mplecute.
with nerve that would make dOdo blush.
. And a million volts Of gall,
lie yells "Im In an awful rush
But thought I'd make you call
"would Ike you to save the snagvie Shrek
And the Oshkosh Ofalgun;
And while I'm here Will take peek
At the Frog Town FAMILY Fun
Just lay lem by for the shelf
And III call for em every day.
Was journalist years ago myself
Used " DO OH the Jmtown Jay.
Gould handle the paste and shears right slick
And wasn't slow with the pen
To edit newspapers amt no trick
For hustlln'. bralny men.
"what am I dom now, ID ye says
| drift with the business tides,
Cleriin' for Nixey 4 Neverpay,
minneapolis Tribune.
Accounts of the formation OF trusts excite daily
many ponderous editorials, but the humoriss OF the
press are beginning TO have some fun out Of them
says The Philadelphia Record : The rapacious
skewer manufacturers may well understand that
the American housewife doesn't propose TO pay
tribute to q skewer trust every time sho buys q rib
roast for the family dinner table. The patient pub
lie has endured many monopolies without kicking
but the line Will be drawn at this proposed skewei
trust Stick "A Skcwer therelp
At the Paris Exposition in Front OF tho Machinery
Court.-Exhibltor-Oh. res. these machines take the