New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-07
THE TALK OF THE DAY,

THE TALK OF THE DAY,
An old man I'm North Carolina, who had lived all his
| life without even seeing railroad, recently got ON
train and before he had travelled mile, was thrown
of and killed. Yet the other hand according TO
writer in Scrbners" man might travel 5l,ooo,Ooo'
| 600 miles before being killed.
| Have you heard that an American heiress, worth
| a million dollars is coming over here OF visit"
Baron lover head and ears In debo-By loVe dncH
| must go and have my hair curied-lDerh les
| zoltung.
| "Canada must be a Natlon,D shouts The Toronto
World" All right but John Bull isn't apt to like
| II when any Of his colonies that psremptoIy
| word must"
Among the patrons of a certain American university
IS Mr. NJ, who. besides being generous n 9iS high
esteem In that seat Of learning on account OF the
siderable financial aid he has from TN a 70 caIHd
! upon for a speech, but declined The guests WouI9
not be put off IN that summary manner ana appIaWVGh
| until Mr. NJ forced 10 get on his feet. " Itn
much confusion the orator began by saying NY My
friends, you know was not college man nan. c hvS
prcyi,ousy before h the syoamT9%r S G Ga Of
Rm rHviE%'' laughter and applause which fol
lowed drowned the conclusion of the sentence am
the vague consciousness that ne had maze MT
| although he was not exactly aware or us nrtclse
Naturalization Advertiser.
few years ago Buffalo Bill gave little show in
New England town. and put up at the best and only
hotel. Some local arlstocrats who were permanent
| boarders in tho hotel were vastly indignant at this,
and almost went to the length of threatening TO leave
the hotel unless that cowboy person. was requested
10 leave AS It was, they took every opportunity
to show that yawning social rhlSm separator 'ce'p
from this Western Snowman. II Colonel CODY waneI
TO have a little fun he might revisit this hotel and
let the aristocrats decide what to do about him. III
would seem as though evGa the most blue-blooded
Yankee might at least nod to man who has been an
honored guest of royalty and nobility But 1t is ide
to speculate as to what American arstocrat VIII
or will not do.
We know of no poultry farms IN England or else
| failures. We have known many founded under az
kinds Of conditions, and very many thousands Oh
farms in France or Italy, the eggs and chickens being
produced by the small cultivators. Poultry IS by
PEASANTS, Without extra cost II is profitable but it
has never yet been proved that 1t can be maze 10
tendance and labor conveyance to Market and inter st
| of capitalization Field.
In the royal circles of Europe 1t has been dis
covered that amounting is just efcacious as crown
Ing and doesn't cost half much. But 1t is not
considered en- regle to have the amounting done with
cottonseed oil.
Now that bright writer in "The New-York
World" has had one friend say to another How R
Were it not for the happy Inspirations Of the metro
potan press great many things people ought to
| know would be oVerl00ked.-(Ol Clty Derrlch
The Rev. DR.. D. H. Moore, of Colorado, sent the
following telegram accepting the edltorship Of The
Western Christian Advocate II the orders are I'M
| peratve a soldier"
Up in the parlor the young folks sat;
| with each hour their words grew sweeter,
While her father grim.
Sat down in the cellar and swOrc with vim
As he watched every skip Of the meter. =,
-(Washingon Capital
| IcaI
architects to produce church building that is merely
| prettv or SNOWY Consequently It is not surprising
TO learn that Of the 1872 churches burned last year. all
but twelve took fire from their own furnaces
speahing of ministers salaries recalls bon mot
| Of the late Henry Fairbrother Meeting minister IN
! day the divine told him he had received call 20
another parish and should accept q" a call q SAD
Of the Lord here in Pawtucket for number of years
for salary of 81 900 per annum, and have received
Of $1,000 And that IS what you mean by call y
YES Well, up at the CLUB We Shouid can 'na'
| raiSe."-(Provdence Telegram
A Dakota real estate dealer is sending out circll-
lar in which he says that he has a number of guilt
olgedn investments to offer to Eastern capitalists.
But Eastern capitalists can find guiltedged Invest
ments much nearer home-certain kinds Of tenement
house property, for instance
Mrs A.-What pleasant person Mrs Greene Is 10
VISIT She always receives one so courteouSiy' you
Mrs B.-why that's the only reason that 40 not
call upon her II is a sign of vulgarity, don't you
| know to appear pleased to see visitors IL looks
as though you not in the habit OF receiving COM
| pany-(Boston Transcript
Colorado Man Ito stranger)-see here, my friend,
| I'VE taken fancy to you, and a mark Of my es-
TEEN Pm going TO present you with gold mine.
stranger-Thanks. awfully. but don't care for It.
III have all the gold mine want N October In syria
| cuse.
Colorado Man-How sol
stranger-well, you sec keep a saloon In SYRIA
cuse and the Democratic State Convention meets IN
our city in October
Right hero Augusta there have been for the past
four Years two white ladies employed In the
where there arc seven cOOred men, one OF whom IS
every day in their immediate presence; and YET tnoy
have not felt outraged. They know that these men
are smply there In the discharge OF their omcIal
duty and that social equality, the ghost tnat seems
m have disturbed a few of white friends III A.
Ianta has nothing whatever 10 do with ft-tGeorgIa
Baptist.
SHOO, THEM AWAY.