St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-02-24
OUR BACHELOR BEES
Who Are Unwilling to Sip
the Honey Sweets Of
Marriage.
They Are Not Able to Decide
Whether or Not 1t Is a
Failure. &
Some Are Too Timid to Pop
the Question at the
Right Time.
Others Sigh for Heiresses and
S till Others Love Their
Ease. {

&uN&SNS This feeling Oh the
part of the young men
is source of consid-
cradle worry to the fair maids and eligi-
BILE young widows of the Flour City, and
all are demanding in no uncertain tones
to know why this is. With the idea of
finding out just why there are not more
marriages these interviews have been
secured:
TO PROTECT HIS WHISPERS.
Otto Schultz have just succeeded
in raising beautiful beard and pair
OF English side WhISkerS after months OF
patient toll. and certainly do not pro-
pose to marry and have my wife pull
them out in moment of passion.
A WIFE NOT NEEDED.
Harry ID. Allen 1t is not essential for
mans welfare to be married, and for.
that reason | am still single.
SHE MUST BE HANDSOME.
Theodore Hays--I will only marry
when l find some woman equally as
good-looking as myself. My wife must
be very handsome.
LIFE Is TOO SHORT.
C. H. Saulspaugh-Life is too short to
get married. Pm fond of fun. and as
understand that all fun is shut down on
when man marrIes, Pm going to con-
IiuuG W pdttulC III oA III Cdllot'
NO ONE WILL HAVE HIM.
G. X. Berwin--1 have never yet found
any one who would have NE, although |
have proposed dozen times or more,
so guess | will remain single.
BETTER OFF AS he is.
j. Nj. Reece-I am far better Off as
am, and where in this wide world could
find girl who would of her own ac-
cord wed such q lOng-iegged individual
as myself?
WANTS AN HEIRESS WITHOUT FAULTS.
Harry Z. Robinson-If l can find a
pretty heireSs, free from faults. L might
not object to giving her my name. But
she must be very pretty and remarkably
wealthy.
WANTS HIS OWN WAY.
Charley Wright would not marry
the best woman living unless she had
lots of money and would let me have
nay own Way.
SIX TIMES, BUT NOT OUT.
P. lei. GibbonS-l have proposed six
times and was refused every time.
However, am not at all cast down,
and YOU may state that | am keeping
my eyes open for desirable party.
WOULD MAKE HIM WORK TOO HARD.
Charley ID. Parker-Ne. sir, / do not
intend to get married as long as my
fortune holds out, as | am altogether too
strong to work, for would be Obliged
to work for a living il l ever got mar
ried.
NO ONE RICH ENOUGH.
A. A. Nagle-I do not care to get mar
RED supply because | can not find any
girl rich enough to support a husband
as would want to live.
AFRAID OF A REFUSAL.
W. B. Wheeler-Bec.u use l never had
the nerve to propose to girl. Besides
am inortally afraid of being refused,
and so have decided to wait until next
leap year.
HE HAS FOUND HER.
George Bell am going to get mar
ried because | have found the woman
of nay choice. For years | have hunted
in vain for my ideal. and now that
have found her, we will be very happy.
NO ONE SUITABLE.
Frank ByerS-Later on l may marry,
but not at present. Why? Because l
have not yet found any one suitable.
HE LOVED A MARRIED WOMAN.
Jim Gray-Once L made desperate
love to handsome woman, and finally
proposed to her, but she Informed me
that she was already married. That eX-
perienee was quite enough for me, and
[ shall continue to darn my own sock
until 1907 is in.
DON'T WANT TO BE TIED DOWN.
W. E. Burwell-I do not wish to be
tied down at all, and as belong to so
many clubs. L could not afford to spend
my time at home.
BLUE BLOOD WANTED.
Jack Payne-Of course, 1 will marry,
providing l find the proper party, but
will tell you right here that she must
| have the biuest of blue blood in her
veins.
TOO MANY LOVE HIM.
Charles Handy-Why, if 1 were to get
married half the girls i'll the city would
20 into mourning. Therefore, / propose
to leave marriage reIigiously alone.
WANTS A SONG AND DANCE WIFE.
Hartley Davis-I am thinking real
seriously of going on the stage, and if l
can find a pretty little soubrette who is
willing to do the song and dance with
HE, ] see no serious objection to marry
ing her.
NEEDS A BANK ACCOUNT.
E. H. PresSey-If nice little widow
with good fat bank account comes
along, guess l won't object to making
her my wife.
TOO TIMID TO POP.
timid that have not the courage to
| propose, aud in the event OF my propos-
| ing, were one of the girls to refuse me,
| it would break my heart.
THINKS HE'S TOO YOUNG.
Loyal Bintif-I am altogether too
| young to marry, and as l am having lots
of fun at present see no reason why i
should settle down just yet.
BUSINESS is TOO DULL.
o. Frank Statferd-Because / can not
! marry the enc | would like to, and be-
| cause business is too dull.
| YOUNG, BUT GOOD.
George Cleveland am yet too young
| to marry, so my friends tell me. but
when do marry, you may depend on
| it, l will make a model husband. L
| have no bad habits-in fact am most
exemplary young man.
NO RIGHT TO MARRY.
Lou Watson-A stock broker has no
| right to marry. A brokers' temper, like
| the stock market. frequently fluctuates,
and man has no right to be cross to
his wife. Besides, they call me Young
Hercules, and il would belle my name
were to settle down and get married.
| TRYING TO SAVE HIS FRIEND.
| Ben Gallagher am SO busy keeping
| my friend Stewart from the girls that L
| really have not had time to make a
proper selection.
DON'T CARE FOR WOMEN.
| James Miller have never cared for
women, and SO don't propose to begin
| by expressing an opinion on marriage
! at this late hour.
| THE GIRLS GUY HIM.
| John J. Seehaf-I do not want to slip
up on the ice SO early in the game. Be-
sides, all the girls are constantly guying
| me about my little feet, and l doubt if
there is woman in the country who
would accept me were to propose.
WOMEN LIKE THE MATINEE.
Ed MIrphy-Women are altogether
| too fond of the matinee and the opera