Evening journal., 1889-08-15
ITEMS or INTEREST

"0LD BoY, qpeated gweat deal Of
merriment at the pawty last night .
"Did your "Yaas. I awsked the con
nundwum, Why is an incline plane like
lazy young dogg" did they give it
up2' Yes, and told them that one
was a slope up and the other was slow
dog tDid they laughY "Well, i
pevah heard such laughter in my life. -
Columbus (0hio) Light.
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III is fact, that Hoods sarsaparilla
does cure scrofula salt rheum and other
diseases or affections arising from impure
state or low condition Of the blood, over
comes that tired feeling, creates good
appetite, and gives strength to every part
Of the system. Try it,
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SECRETARY BLAINE looked through the
big oval window Of his dining room this
morning and saw that fog was hiding
the view again. "Ah. this is beastly
weather. exclaimed the Secretary to his
guest. "Barhnrborious replied the
President. The Secretary blanched with
scorn and indignation. There is no
knowing what he might have done If he'd
done it, t-Lerviston Journal.
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Two squares from Market, on Seventh
street, is cigar house that has led in
quantity and quality and price for the
last twelve years. 1t Is utterly impossi-
BILE even by the MOST astute to know why
anybody and everybody don't walk that
distance TO save ten, twenty and thirty
per cent. But let one man make the
effort to day, and another to morrow, and
Fest assured they'll all follow.
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SHE-Oh. my tooth aches just dread
fully. don't see why we cannot be born
without teeth He--I think, my dear,
that if you will look up some authority
on that point you will find that most of
us are Omaha World.
80
FEHRENDAcH's and Stoeckles Beers.
Foord Bottling Co.
80
RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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| Mr. DowNY LIPP-Do YOU object TO
smoke, Miss GertrudeG Miss Gertrude
Oh, don't object to a cigar, or a pipe, or
kerosene lamp, or tea kettle. But why
don't you light your cigarette, Mr.. LippY
Downy Lipp-l-Pm afraid haven't any
match. Puck.
| TAYLoR's or Hires Root Beer, 15 cents.
For summer coughs or asthma MeInall's
Syrup OF Tar gives speedy relief. Dan.
forth, druggist, Second and Market
streets.
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Mrs. WALBEcK-"Tm SO sorry to hear
OF your little boys illness. Scarlet fever,
isn't it2" Mrs Coolberg-"Y so the
doctor says and it's dreadfully aggrayat
ing. Weijust had the nursery redeco
rated in blue and gold, and Freddy
doesn't match it bit.--Judge.
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PRICES of lots at Creston are still very
low, and those who buy now will real
the profits So monthly. Office, 7l'
Market street
WAToHEs and Jewelry at Millard ]
Davis, No. 0 East Second street
NELLIE (sympathetically)- poo
dear What narrow escapel An,
what started the horse Gussie dndig
nantlY) Well--you-know, Will wa
just helping me ont of the buggy, and
the stupid morse could not tell the differ
ence between a-good night kiss and
signal to start And he just started
Some horses have SO little-sense. Pitts
burg Bulletin.
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BEReNER & Engel "Tannhaeuser" Beer
Foord Bottling Co.
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CUSTOMER from Seedvlle-Do you keel
the best make Of shoes here2 Cit,
dealer-Yaas, our shoes are all A No !
Customer from Seedville-- Then you can
suit me. take B No. 5-Munsey'
Weekly.
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DIR. DEHARnT's pennyroyal pills 81
Sold by druggists; also by mail EOS n
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