New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-14
: THE Talk OF THE DAP.

The Royal Agricultural Society of England Is 10
hold an exhibition IN London on the cath OF June
and some ons suggests that that eminent granger.
Chsnncey N. Depew, be sent over 10 represent his
fellow grangers of the United States.
Thoroughly Posted.-Cigxr dealer-Ycs. want bog
here. Have you had any experienced ~
Youthful applicant--Lots
suppose should mix up the price marks % thee
boxes. could you tell tho good cigars from the bed
ones -
z Easy 'nough.' M
aThe wust cigars IS in the boxes volts cot ~
purtiest tur's.1--tNew-York Weekly.
The REV. Dr. Mckenzie. IN The Congresatiorsiists
calls attention 10 the pressing need OF building ct
Harvard especially devoted 10 religious-use In this
matter Harvard Is behind Yale, Cornell and Prneeon
z Somebody recommends thst executions by meansa
ELECTRICITY BE- called INSTRUMENTATION Tbat M
DO very appropriate term, but Tue reporter VIA
writes mp an execution BY electricity VIII have 70 tcss
nearest an inebratod man could come TO the word
woid be- ThazLhic-zhn.' p tNornssown Herald.
Some years ago secretary Rush bought choice hog
Of an eloquent divine Of Madison. Wis But IS ~
animal proved to be unsound be made the elergymao
take it back. Some time afterwsrd the clergmsa
was preaching sermon on the prophet Jeremiah,
during the delivery Of which he asked in solemn tons
Now then, raY hearers what did jeremiah DOR IN
the congrcsation was an old fellow somewhat the
worse for liquor. who knew Of the incident related,
ind when the clergyman paused apparently for
reply. he shouted. lie made 70 take back tho hos
consarn yes -.~e. rtA.
that She Is n the lead Of progressive Southern ciies
Tho Legislature Of North Carolina has authorized her
geSPS g say 2 % os s% en-
city, IN the true meaning Of thai Siussd sapresson
p p4n lss any Vocation Without paying local tribute
In this step forward Wilmington Is without an e.
ample In NORTH Carolina ana e ~ o,ssa ssss
rt Is announced that william 8 Walsh has rcsignA
tho edItorship Of aLipptDcotts Magaxiuas IN ODDS
% accept posison GA = The HorAlds Of fdis GIT.
short and sweet -she.-Dh your uncls ieavs y~
anyns suHs dam aia
ehe-Henrf, am yours
He-He left mo his blessing
She-Henn. am nut yours.-tBoston Courier
A Canadian paper wants 10 know Why 100000
Canadians should pay moro 70 DO governed than
90 600 900 Americans pay. The thirteen Cabinet
officers at Ottawa receive sl05 900 year, while the
eight Cabinet officers of The United States roce,m
$4,000.
Colonel John @. Calhoun. the recently elected prod
dent OF the Southern Society Of NewYork IS wen knows
Ser Sas the S's SON Of the great south Carolina state.
Of the same and was ose s % m Ss IDsa
him. and when II was all over he and his son gathered
the shattered remnants Of their fortune together and
went to the metropolis TO remain there. They sue
IN New-yerk social and political llfe Every one
III
neLs but he really has claim 10 the title as be WIS
too young participate In the late dsuroance-Wash
ingon Post
There Is a difference OF opinion Is to what Is the
best volume Of New England stories. Colonel Hggn-
SON says W. H. Chaplfn's "Five Hundred Dollars
Year and Other storiess The SUM says
Humble Romance and Other stories,' By Mary =.
wilkins while Tho Boston HERALD says Somebody's
Neighbors,s BY Rose Terry Cooke.
Saving Wear snd TeaE-Aiss aumcct-A nav
boaPder came while you were out-a young lady.
Mrs siimdiet boarding houseseoI sr)-Is she prstys
aWcii, put an extra strip of rag carpet in 'front.'
of her mlrror.s- philadelphia Record.
In Connecticut last week man who pleaded guilty
70 killing another man sentenced TO three months
In fail and fined ono dollar. In Boston last weeh,
man who was convicted Of mutlating book boions-
ing to the public library was sentenced to nve mont@
Ia Jan
ppeeept The REV. Alban Cope-wel my lite
man, what are you going TO give up IS Len'en saor
Bobby-I don't think I'll give up anytans' SIR
Papa told me once that IL wasnt many 70 e's W.