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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Want of Sleep,

Caused by mental worry, lnisfortunes,
or by trying vainly to get nights
rest ON some roughly built railroad,
has sent thousands of people to the
insane asyIums, there to drag out a
miserable existence. To avoid such a
melancholy fate, select "The Burling-
ton" when obliged to make q night
journey up or down the Mississippi
valley. The most luxurious of Pull
man sleepers accompany all night
trains on this line, and the elegance
and comfort of their fittings never
fails to secure sound sleep. But even
in such cosy quarters slunher may
be disturbed by rough track, fire.
quent stops, and the irregular speed
resulting from heavy grades. The
smooth track. absence of grades, and
even running Of "The Burlington"
guarantees the traveller unbroken re-
pose. For tickets by this popular
lire, maps, timetables, and other in
formation, call on your local agent,
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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Hundreds of politicians now-a-d;
Golden Wedding,

Fifty years ago last Monday Capt.
A. B. Stedman, Of this city, was
married at ToWanGa, Penn, to Miss
Lucilla Miller, and their golden we'd
ding was duly celebrated on that day.
Mr.. s. is 70 and his wife IS years of
age. They have six children, four
sons and two daughters, all Of whom
were present last Monday, except the
youngest son, who resides in Ken
lucky. They have twent-One grand
children and all but six were present.
These were the children Of Rev. w.
H. Stedman, Of Detroit, Mich. Mr..
Stedman has one brother and his
wife has two brothers and two sisters
living. Capt. Stedman has resided
in Morris tel years. Prior to coming
here he resided twenty-one years in
Pike county, ILL.,, and was for six years
on the night police force of Cincinnati.
Capt. Stedman is one of our most re-
liable and highly respected citizens,
and we most earnestly hope that he
and his good wife may live many
years. The reunion on Monday was
a most interesting and enjoyable
affair. We acknowledge a kind in
station to be present, but was unable
to accept, much to our regret.
The venerable couple received many
valuable presents from their children
and grandchildren, among which
were gold-headed cane and a purse
of gold coin for the Captain, from his
son in Kentucky, and purse of gold
coin for Mrs. Stedman.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
SWAN LAKE.

The farmers are all done seeding OF
the small grain, except barley, and
the soil is in splendid condition. The
wheat is coming up nicely.
Mr.. o. A. Monnum sold four fat
steers to N. r. Spur last week. Mr..
Monnum has commenced the mason
work on large basement for his new
barn.
Mr.. A. A. Branvold, went to Alex
andria last Monday on business.
School commenced in district No.
10, April LIST, with Mr.. III. Bruin as
teacher.
What shall we farmers do for bind
ing Irvine this year? How would it
do to boycott the twine trust, and do
as the farmers in some parts of Illi-
nois do, drop the grain ON the ground
and bind it by hand? The hands are
more plentiful now than they ever
were in those days when the self
binders were not known, and do not
think that the wages could be raised
to So day as in those days.
Let the farmers of Stevens county
try and show that they do not want
to be led by the nose by monopolies
and trusts. This is something worth
arguing about by the farmers alliance.
Farmers in general speak out and let
us know your opinion.
NORTH WIND.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24

Still another improvements. ID.
Good has had the front of his store
painted black.
So great Is the rage for improve
ments IN Morris, that even the morals
OF our people are being improved.
And still the improvements go ON.
A new platform and approach to the
engine house has been constructed.
And yet another improvements
new fence In front of Charley Smiths
residence - Tewksbury and Bragg,
architects.
Here is another improvements
new sidewalk on West Sixth street,
put down by e. F. Hill, on the south
side of his shop.
Here's another improvement. Jake
See, of the Central Hotel, has en-
larged his office room, put in pool
table, and will keep q temperance
saloon.
There's no mistake about it; i'm
provements are going on In Morris
slow, but sure, like q jackass, advanc-
ing on u peck of oats. Charley Will
son has just constructed new shed
for his buggy.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Kissing in Minnesota.

Z.
Taken from the Kimball (Dak.(
Graphic and changed somewhat by q
TRIBUNE reader to suit this locality
The Benson girl bows her stately head.
And fxes her stylish lips
In Arm, hard way, and lets them go
In spasmodic little ships.
The Hancock girl removeth her specks,
And freezeth her face with a smile,
And she sticks out her lips like an open book.
And cheweth her gum meanwhile.
The Appleton girl says never O word.
And you'd think she was rather tame,
With her practical view OF the matter In hand
But she gets there just the Same.
The Montevldo, girl, the pride of the world,
In her clinging and soulful way,
Absorbs 1t all In a yearntul yearn,
AS big as bale Of hay.
The Glenwood girl gets grip on herself,
AS she carefully takes Off her hat,
Then she grabs up the prize In a frenzied way,
Like terrier shaking a rat.
The Willmar girl, so gentle and sweet,
Lets her lips meet the coming kiss
With a rapturous warmth, and the youthful
soul
Floats away on a seq OF bliss.
We have sungyou song of the girls who kiss,
And 1t sets ones brain In a whirl;
But to reach the height of earthly bliss
You must kiss a Morris girl.
With your arms around her waist, her face
upturned
In q sweet confiding way,
You care not a cent for the whole wide world,
Though the wind through your whiskers
play.
And closer together your lips you draw.
Till they meet In rapturous glow,
And the small boy hidden behind the fence
Cries, Gallagher, let her go!"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24

"On with the dance; let joy be I'M
confined" Traverse county is stirred
to its uttermost depths over the ques-
ton of the removal of the county
seat from Browns Valley to Wheaton.
Last week we stated that a petition
in favor of the removal had been
signed by 743 legal voters of Traverse
county. OF these signers the Browns
Valley Tribune says: 1--WE dare say
that fully 200 of the voters whose
names are attached to the county
seat petition now on file in the
auditors Office, after due and careful
consideration, will cast their ballot
against removal. This would leave
but 543 in favor of the change. At
the last general election the total
vote was 1912, but it was generally
conceded that this amount was at
least 200 less than the entire vote of
the county. And as county seat
fight usually brings out the entire
vote, it is reasonable to suppose that
1850 votes will be polled at the cleo
ton. So per cent of 1850, the number
necessary for removal, is 687. 543 we
believe is the greatest possible num-
Der who will cast their votes in favor
of removal, and this amount falls
considerable less than the necessary
IS percent. Even with the total vote
at 1912, Wheaton will also fall short,
as the number necessary for removal
would then be 573. AS in the past,
the Wheatonites will find that
they wont have as clear sailing
as they may have at first antici-
pated. Browns Valley has treated
the people in an open, fair and impair
tial manner in the past, and has moth
ing to fear at their hands. The
county seat will remain at Browns
Valley until the counties of Big Stone
and Traverse are united under one
government two years hence"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Celery for Neuralgia.

We have given Paine's Celery
Compound q thorough trial as q
remedy for neuralgia, and we have
found it the most effective agent for
the relief of that terrible disease we
have ever tried, and we have given
nearly every medicine recommended
trial. Ever since we left the army,
nearly twenty-four years ago, have
we been afflicted with neuralgia, and
have been confined to the bed for
months at a time, suffering the most
excruciating pain. So we know what
neuralgia Is, and we recommend all
who are afflicted with it, to use freely
Paine's Celery Compound 1t will
do you good. We are confident of it.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
CHESS TOURNAMENT.
They Come, They Saw, They Did Not
Conquer.

A quartet of Benson players tand
royal good fellows they were, too
met an equal number of Morris
amateurs on last Friday ut the Library
rooms in our city. and engaged IN a
matched tourney for championship
in this most scientific of all games.
The MorrisItes won the first three or
four games and were happy, especial
ly one of the winning side. who Is in
clined to be somewhat irrepressiole,
and the other party were correspond
Ingiy depressed. Soon Griswold lost
his queen, and the Bensonites were
hilarious at this dawn of success.
Ward Stone, with his cool deIibera~
ton, like the soul of John Brown,
kept marching (playing) on, and
swept away almost all difficulties as
the record will show. A. A. Stone
played vigorously and more games
than either of the others, beating the
Benson champion three games. But
Bevans, what shall be said of him?
He was deliberate in his calculation;
yes, very deliberate, aud kept winning
one game after another until the BEN
son players began to think he was in
vincible, and even his colleagues
were showing sign of envy, Or some
thing else, at his clean record; uut
alas, Atherton swooped down Oh him
in one game and lifted the HAIR where
it was thin. Everything passed off
pleasantly, aside from being defeated,
and return match in Benson was
talked Of for the near future.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24

Mr.. G. J. Smith, travelling salesman
for Bedford, Clark & Co., Chicago, had
the misfortune to sprain his wrist
most severely. "Iwas suffering great
.pain,n he says, "and my wrist was
badly swollen; few applications of
Chamberlain's Pain Balm relieved the
pain and reduced the swelling in one
night, and in consequence my work
and business was not interrupted,
for which am very grateful. I can
recommend ChamberlaIn's Pain Balm
from personal experienced Sold by
Fritz Buckentin.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Consumption Surely Cured.

To The Editor-Please inform your
readers that have positive remedy
for the above named disease. BY it's
timely use thousands of hopeless
cases have been permanently cured.
! shall be glad to send two hostIes of
my remedy free 10 any of your read
ers who have consumption ii they
will send me their express and post
office address. Respectfully,
Il. A. SLoCUM, M. c., 181 Pearl ST.,
New York, 40y1.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Five Southern Land Excur-
SionS,

Five Southern Land Excur-
SionS.
The ILLINOIS CENTRAL RAILROAD
will run Five Southern Land Excur-
sions, to points in Tennessee, Missls-
sippi, and Louisiana, leaving Chi
cago, 7:40 q. M, st. Louis TAO p. M,
Tuesday May IA, June IL, July 8,
August ID, September 10. The regu.
lar one way 1st and Cd GLASS tickets
will be used. Through coaches to
New Orleans. For circulars and
pamphlet entitled Southern Home
Seekers Guide" apply to the UNDER
signed at Manchester, Iowa. For
rates of fare, apply to nearest Ticket
Agent and be sure your tickets read
via Chicago or st. Louis and then via
the Illinois Central Railroad.
j. +. MERRY,
z 1914. Gen. West. Pass. Agt.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24

The Best Salve in the world for
Outs, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rhedm, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands. Cnilblains Corns, and all
Skin Eruptioils, and positively cures
Piles, or no pay required. It Is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Fritz Buckentin.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Notice.

All parties knowing themselves to
be indebted 20 Edward III. Holman,
deceased, will pay the same, and those
holding claims will present them to
Charles Holman.
CHARLES HoLLMANN,
MARY H0LLMANN,
"Wldow.H
Morris, April 10, 1889. 1853
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24

Passenger trains leave Morris as lolio"s'
ST. PAUL, NJ. AND NJ.
Going East: Leave at l2:lo p. m anu A@'0
Going West: Leave at 1884 p. M. and 2;ss
a. m.
browns VALLEY BRANCH.
Arrive at 11:35 a. IN. and leave at S:oo p. m
NORTHERN PACIFIC.
Leave at 6:45 a. IN. and arrive at 6:00 p. m.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
New Laundry.

Miss Ida Anderson has opened q
new laundry on the corner of Attain
tic avenue and Second street, and is
prepared to do all kinds of fine laun-
dry work on short notice and at rea-
sonable prices. Give her call, 1872
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Herdlnp.

Charles Hesler will take charge OF
cows for the purpose Of herding the
same during tile summer. Price, 81
per month. Will commence Monday
April 10Th.
Morris, April "A. 1880.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24

When person tells you that they
never had such a cold in their life
take their word forit, and advise them
to use Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
and cure it, For coughs, colds and
hoarseness il has no equal. Sold by
Fritz Buckentin.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24

Advertised at Morris, Stevens Co..
Mimi, April %, 1889:
Siomond Donald, Paul Koziot, A.
P. ERICKSON, Miss Olevia Larson.
Persons calling for the above will
please say Advertised
F. e. NEWELL. p. M.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Herding.

The undersigned will take cattle to
herd on his farm, section 20, town of
Horton, for the coming season. Price
for season, $1.O0- per head. Good
pasture and good water.
13w6 JAMES KRoGsTAD.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
LOCALS.
Norris Market.

The following is the market price
for wheat to-day: No. Hard, 81;
No. l &orthern, II; No. North'n, 69;
No. 8 Northern, Sc; Rejected, %.
Oats. D "a 25.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
List of Letters

For your spring and summer hats
call on T. j. Moore.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24

T. J. Moore has just received a nice
line OF ladies' and children's fine
shoes.
Hundreds of politicians nowadays
know just what. the country wants.
So did DR.. Fenner when he began the
preparation OF his Cough Honey.
For sale by G.. w. Rohne & Co. 10m3
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
For Sale,

A good mare and colt for sale by
ELSHAM s. NoRTHCoTT.
Morris, April II, 1889. Tiff.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Take Notice.

The Choral Club will meet tonight,
instead of Friday night.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
J, T, DallGlSOl,
ATLANTIC AVENUE, SOUTH.
MORRIS, MINI.
H0rdinQ,

The undersigned will be prepared to
take charge of all COWS during the
coming summer. Have leased the
Deakin section.
SPURR & HA1GHT.
Morris, April 8, 1889. 15tf
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24

TT. Moore has large line of gents
shoes cheap for cash.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24

Are Diamond Dyes. They excel all others
In Strength, Purity and Fastness. None others
are Just as good. Beware Of imitaiions-they
are made of cheap and inferior materials and
give poor. weak, crccky colors.
40 colors; 70 cents each.
Send postal for Dye Book, Sample Card. directions
for colorng Photos, making the finest Ink bluing
tIo cts. quartz. etc. Sold BY Druggists orby
WELLS, RIcHARDSOK q co., Burlington, Vt.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
Railroad Time Table.

Collections a Specially.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
BucKLENs ARNlcA SAVE.

Morris, April 10, 1889.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1889-04-24
SCORE,
Personal RECORD.

Total games.....37
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17
What Is a cssad-Bursss

h dAy speech heavy wind cyclone anA hnEd
 elead But in ths iangnAgs Of mucA siwnncanes Wat uammlly enil96 cyclone s whiriwind tornado. ana what termed eeud burst h what eet Ia weather builsns under the dsnomination of s1ocal rainss
 The phenomenon known as cloud barst is always tAs attendant of whirwind The latter is noshng amosphsre Let larEs intensely unsquay heated by he the recently very large portion of he United eates then tho heated stratum given locality suddenly rises and colder rotary motion. Volumes whicA the earth driven to great height s moisture densed and thea follows haii-storm times vacuum s formed in the shape funnel driven along with velocity unrooasg buildings pros trasing forests and doing immense damage ts Such 10 the true tornado
 Whether hall ssorm. heavy rain coad follows Of the the time n vapor In tho air. the phenomenon form of . dry whiriwtnd u there is much wAtery vapor present den condemnation the higher regions atmosphere eongsas into hall tremendous fall small area
 Buwhen the completely saturated with moisture and whrl is formed n is usually much larger stratum being heavier carried height upward currents being partially densed accumulated the upper Of funnel o spesk unt finally pieces weixAt times in sheets blowing holes and
 Cloud very and probably not than actually formed during the violent siby attendant upon whrwinds especlly fire quen however and In the license press dis patches have received the popular of cloud .bursts.- Baitinaore Herald
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

house by means and the Park and Ocean railroad Ave cents more San Francisco cosmoPol
 New 0rcans other city, and take foreign auut in miniature by exploring of the Oriental quarters found of it's busy life One walk through French spansh Chi German. Italian and Mexican colonies. dozen scarcely English word spoken The curiosity the city tho Chinese quarter block n length three And breadth It the business only blocks away from the palaces of mionaires The nearly all
 ta decayed ouiidngs, swarmng with tenants and the blocks cut into sections alleys aed with underground dens and attics whose overhangng windows shut all but sende of The cellars occupied shops factories opium dens The main streets lined by the of the Chnese
 You And yourself in . popular fronts of the houses celestial
 in the and paears the windows and altered architecture experience s spend half hour watching perform at Chinese theatre and listening piercing. mournfu music and then adjourn neighboring drink genuine Chinese celestial the cakes watermelon and Tn all the and other portions of Chinese
 tors received with the greatest courtesy The fvorte through Golden park CG and returning the Lobos which overlooks the Presdo Golden and the broad Pacific heights of TamAlpais saucelto island Island of Acatrax The CH the edge of bold cH overlooking the and from the look rocks, hundreds crawling about baking in the of the Among the public buildings of mentioned the hall, Market opposite Eighth street. large Mechanics pavilion held. opposite the city ha Larkin Market
 the branch United States mint. the northwest of Msson and Fifth strees the oce and house. Washington street, the Merchants Exchange building California street. the old stock Pine the stock exchange Leidesdorn of She California Academy of Sciences (open Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturays California streets tho of tho state Mining Bureau a Slut the free library. building
 Bush street. the Masonic temple Post and Montgom
 streets and the Odd Feows hall. Market and Seventh strsets California Wall street Market street the Broadway Keany Montgomery streets also busy of the Interesting The principal wharves the eastern side Of tho city There churches and school bung and of Of the former
 s the Jewish synagogue There places of worship for all including Cninese
 The old Mssion Dolores
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17
The Woes of q Fat Woman.

Lillian Rassell victim her own beauty and the dread of getting fat keeps her miserable chorus girl ia the Casino She can't sweetmeats cake pastry Every vegetable that grows under gOund wns s siow lips. meat s limited to meal day. between she dare not eat and does bill confined to bread and butter lemons and lettuce.
 Every day she s peed walk miles weather the exefese far from She flannel cork soed shoes sponge basted in the and carries AS the object of this exercise nesh fails to weigh herself before starting out. she knows exactly what reduction s necessary part her outn consists of long strips of white flannel coed about her body spway and lad double where s ee shuadAnt h ths veosn salt the only Lillian walks until she rich color and dripping with perspi ration. rubbed with alcohol cold bouilion and bed toilet money s spent n che princess. Every day she receives the visits of haresser pedcure, and bathing mistress prepares vapor Sksa.
 Blnks"If you trouble with your teeth why don't artificial ones The idea of being way age mechanical pro- gress got full set a few months ago"
 Jnks-"Indeedi Are they sucoessr'
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

tesnth sreets Ths maxksts dstnctive feature and deserve ths atsnoa ef ths ssngr ths hay iron san FrAnesoo Oakland. Alameda and Bekesy Oakland ths Brooklyn of the metropoiis evs mlea from ferry slip e ferry sp between and
 iles to Broadway and jast miles to the sxeenth street station. from San Fneisoo Oakland h held by travellers and writers e be the beautiful and delightful suburb Ia the Unitsd states.
 Oar article viii be devoted dlscripton
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

persons by the hour hour q D; and each snese- qusnt hour. sl Golden Gats Park which invites in
 winter e we'll in summer. is . delightful resort, and thronged Sundays by those who have toiled tool and deak during the week. and where mualc is provided the Saturdays and Sundays round. woodwards Gardens is also all the resort and Of the prettest places of the kind world These two lovely bresthing places reached by cable road.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17
Lessons of Greatness

Young Hopefu-"Papa. you said if I'd obituaries of the paper every day year you'd give a gold watch. Well. did. and the year sup"
 Ford Father-"vsry weii my son; but said you must read intel and draw esson from the lives those who have fame and fortune Now. what have you particularly observed In your readingY"
 Young Hopeful'I noticed that nearly all great nted themselves for thing and then rich famous at something else"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

when passenger often. altAsusA EnsSsge
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-08-17

The president Of the rheosophcal Society space
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-09-15
The NtOrIn 0Irr.

NEW YORK. sept. 1.-The storm at last Ina, blown over and the sun i, shining. A feeling oi unea,ine-, in shipping circles d. to the safety oi many vessels at sea during the storm remains as keen a- ever. several steamers and sailing vessel, are over due and as telegraphic communication between here and number of points is'still cut oi, il is impossible to learn anything for the present Coumuuica- tion with Sandy Hook i, all right again. No less than score of storm bound vessels are reported as having passed up toward the quarantine. All show evidence of having passed through the storm.