The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1889-01-03
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
: Canned sweet potatoes are theslatest;

All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
- Canned sweet potatoes are the,latests
grocery novelty.
he that swells in prosperity wills
shrink in adversity. 9ss4.i5 ls;
There are three thousands <postmiss-s
tress in the country. s. sIssssssss
= Care for what you say, or what YOU
say will make you care. issiissss;ss
"A horse knows more than some emen,
for it knows when to say neigh. ~
The population of Germany. accotd.e
ing to the last census, is 46, ,855, ,704.g sss
There are 493 mountain peaksin the
United States more than 100, 900 feet sins
height. sss.5Sia;s;ss3
The prohibition,vote Of 1888 shoBsas
gain of nearly one hundred thousand oYers
1884. yss5s..zstt:S
The pride of Ventura county, Cali
fornia, is field ofsix thousand sacres In
peans. -. ~
ALI the scientists still assert that its
would take cannon ball only eight days
to reach the moon.
- The monster Ill ton cannon recent.
ly manufactured in Germany throws -
projectile twenty miles. s.sSsa2
- It was woman who aaw the frstSl
snake, but since then the. men shayesat.
tended to that sort of thing. sl5ssSSSS ssh
-"What is. the best position inS which
to sleep 2" asked the patient. -.'I usually
lie down." replied the doctor.
- "Hold fast that which is good. q
The opposite counsel isjust as important
let go that which is not good. S
- A colored preacher in New York,
complains that white servants have taken
the place of negroes in: that cit.
= Some men have q Sunday soul
which they screw on in due time, and
take off again every Monday corning.
Nature uses good many, qnills.Rithi
which to makes:,s sEsse but a mangcan:
make goose Off Is With only one:
The Span thes Sixteenth
century, believed mat spiders indicated,
gold when they were found ina abundancss9:::
- The largest carpet in the world has
| been on exhibition at the Cincinnati sExs;
position. 1t contains twenty seven hnn.y
,dred square yards.
When man finds that he is getting
| to be too lcguacious, his best remedy issS
| to get married. He will notice AN 5imSs
proyement right away So
WHY. cannot q woman become g
successful lawyer, I'd like TO know ss
asked lady of cynical old judge
because, madam" he answered .sshe'gs
too fond Of giving her opinion thopts
pay" :ss:;Es Sc
- The Government pays the Adams
Express Company one hundred and
aeventy.6ve thousand dollars annually
for the transportation 5of bonds and
money to different sections of the United
States. zsa
- English capitalists have closed "a
trade for ten acres ofland in Rome, (3a.sssg
on which they will establish glass
factory for making glassware soff every
description. The plant will cost $3.50
600.
"A national convention of col0red res
publicans has been called to- meet Sins
Washington the week Harrison is. .iDaugss
urated, and in this convention Southern
districts will be allowed doubles sIepre.a
sentation. 5,i:.s;5:5 q Z.
= The Bay Creek Hardshe Baptist
| Church in Gwinnett county, Ga.,expelleda
three of its members for joining; the Far:S
mers Alliance. One went back and
acknowledged that, he had been following
strange gods, and was restored Ntos
fellowship. IS 5:'s;s: ~
- Professor Blake, the Kansas weath her
man, predicts that next year will bring
US greater extremes Of weather. than swes
have had in sixty years. The floods will
be great, and the drouths will sbe still !
greater. Still it is some comfort to re;
| fleet that Professor Blake may be enoWiser
than his brother prophets.
Pauline Hall, the actress; says stannss
mering can be cured by gently saqueezings
the hand between words. The name of
| the Young man who cured Pauline is: not
given. The remedy may effect g cure
every time, but heart affection may follow
Iif the patient is young and 3pretty-andllss d
that is more dangerous than 5stammering:s
The Legislature of Alabama has
passed an Act looking: to an amendment
of the State Constitution so as to provide
| for special tax, not exceeding pei;
cent on taxable property, to be levied fors
| school purposes-the tax paid sby while
citizens to be appropriated for the edppMt,
of schools for the whites, and the tax:of
colored citizens for the support Of schools.
| for the colored people. The amendment
will be subject to ratification BY the popu.sll
lar vote. Is -; "
An ingenious chicken raiser! near
Pomona California, has devised q waysoif
preventing chickens from scratching Supe
his garden. He crosses the lone: legged
Dramas with the short legged bantams.
and the result is a new breed of lows:
with one long leg and one short leg:
| When they raise either leg TO scrach they;
lose their balance and come to- grief;
After a few demoralizing attempts they,
desist. SIS. 81 81
The Colonel, who lives in the South
was finding fault with Bill, one of his
hands, for neglect Of work, and saying hes
wouldn't have any more preachers about
| the place-they. had too many protracted,
meetings to- attend. "Bill amt n0s
preacher says Sam. g He's only szor.s
ter" "Well, what's the difference be,s
tween a preacher and an exhorter Re
"Why. you know, preacher ne taxes
a tex, and den he done got to stick tote
But a 'zorter-he kin branch.
The medical men Of Boston are just
now puzzled over strange case of ossit:s
cation OF petrefaction that has come tol
their notice. This freak is 9 man OF s6gs:
years ofage, Jonathan Bass BY name, Who
during the latter half of his.lsses hissifep', ,has;
gradually wasted from sound flesh to bone