Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1889-06-26
OF INTEREST TO THE LADIES

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since.-NeW Orleans Picayune.
LADY, thought told you I want
ed curried potatoes for dinner"
Bridget-"The hostler was busy, mum,
and I'm no groom.-LoeCeU Citizen.
THE CUSTOMARY QUEsTIoN.-Lady Gus
tomer-"Do you keep linen writing pa
per ~ Stationery es, ma am" Lady
Customer-"Will it wash ?''-Burington
Free Press
AUNT Ito niece, seated in the parlor
with her beau why do you botn talk
so loWW Niece-"Herbert has cold,
and think | must have caught it,
Nea0 York Sun.
A DANGEROUS EXPERIMENT.-Mis An
tique (school teacher)-"What does
white spell?" Class-(No answer.
Miss Antique What is the color of my
skin ~ Class lin chorus) elbow" ~
New York Heektg.
THE statement that Sibyl Sanderso II
the new American songstress, can take
a higher note than any other living
prima donna affords a very clear indica-
llon as to the kind of notes which will
be needed to hear her.-Pittsburq Dis
patch.
Miss LILLIAN HARTZLER. of Harrisburg,
recently read an essay entitled Hunt
"a masterpiece" Hunting man is a
task a great many young ladies essay,
but they don't all get master apiece.
-NorristoWn Herald.
A HIGH SPIRITED GIRL.-ssBut if YOU
don't love him, Clara, why are you 60
ing to marry him ?'' Because he dared
me to, man ma. He knew my high
spirited nature, too, 0, I'll make him
sorry enough for it = don't you be
afraid p'- Chicago Tribune.
ELLA FooTE Jagged 14)-"Mamma, see
me kick the mantelpiece docs it,
Mrs. Foote-"For shame. Ella Only
ballett girls kick, and they do it for
their living" Ella Foote-s'What do
you kick for, mamma ?" Mrs. Foote-
Il? Why, nothing" Ella Foote-
That's what papa said. PUCK
He stood in doorway on Woodward
Avenue, the other rainy day, with an
umbrella in his hand, and he seemed to
soon came tripping along. She bad no
umbrella and he stepped out, raised his
own, and began: Excuse me, but"
go, certainly" she laughingly exclaim-
ed. You are so kind. | shall always
remember it. Goodbye" And she
took the umbrella from his grasp and
tripped away without ever once looking
back, and he returned to the shelter of
the doorway to exclaim There goes
S. umbrella. and here stands an idiot
who has been sold Tor a cent. "-Detro1
Free Press.
ECONOMY indeed Why, most women
have forgotten more about the subject
than any man eXcepta miser ever knew.
The mlser makes economy profession
and practices until he is perfect, but
among professionals, that is amateurs,
the wife can reduce expenses so pleas
antly and gracefully that the husband
thinks his salary has been increased. If
he attempts to do it he fills the house
with smoke from cheap coal, gives the
children watered milk until they can no
more stand on end than a piece of rub
Der, and makes the household feel that
the best thing they dc is to starve to
death. A woman, on the contrary, can
cut down little here and a little more
there, until at the end of the year you
find that both ends will meet when You
thought them several miles apart. Some
men don't believe this, but they are bill
ious and totally depraved.-AeaD York
Herald.
The art of kissing has been reduced
from its position of ''fne art'' to a
lost art" on the part Of the masculine
k1sslst. There is none Of that delicacy
OF touch, that calm deliberation, that
careful searching for the right spot that
characterizes the imprint of the femin-
inc kiss that sends the blood tinkline
through your body. The masculine kiss
is vigorous explosive, just as likely to
be implanted on the nose or ear as on
the lips, and with a conclusion that dis
arrangeS bangs, untunes the fine strings
OF the soul and sends discord ringing
through every nerve and fiber of YOUR
being. The intent of the masculine kiss
is deliberate enough, but the actually is
an accident. A man should never kiss
until he has deliberated for an hour.
In that event he might approach the
subject with the proper conception of
Its AWFUL responsibility Miss IN Belle
Jonte Democrat.
Mrs. HENRY WILLARD, wife of the re-
markaDle fnancier, ex-president of the
Northern Pacific, ex-king of Wall Street.
ex-bankrupt, the story of whose rise
and fall and restoration makes one of
the maskable pages of American per-
sonal history, is the only daughter Of
William Lloyd Garrison. Mr.. Garrison
used to say, 81 love all my children, but
especially Fanny" She had four broth
ers. One day the eldest, Wendell
Phillips Garrison, brought home young
German. newspaper writer. His name
Wd5 IOlAI1 I'LL 41O1lSdIN. L n0 UlOIQ0uC
he and Fanny met it WIS all over with
them both-lt was love at first sight.
She did not hesitate because he was
poor. Her fathers home was poor, but
she had been very happy in it for all
that, and she had been taught that love
is more than riches. Mrs. Willard is
now 40 years old. She is petite, with a
well-rounded figure and abundant gray
hair and glorious dark eyes.-New York
Star.
WITHOUT doubt the most successful
lady manager in London is to be found
at the East End in the person of Mrs
Sara Lane. For more years than she
would care to be reminded of this popu-
lar lady has controlled the fortunes of
the Britannia, which is one of the
largest houses IN London, and, although
her patrons are not of the evening-dress
and bare-shoulder class, they are en-
phatically of the right sort SO far as ap-
probation is concerned. Mrs Lane
knows the kind OF food the East Enders
prefer, and it is seldom indeed that
failure has to be chronicled. Going to