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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18
A Sad HOME.
The Vain Regrets Of sOrrowful Husband
Over the Needless Loss Of His Wife, and
fhe Warning u Conveys TO others.

The Vain Regrets Of sOrrowful Husband
Over the Needless Loss Of His Wife, and
the Warning Il Conveys to Others.
Probably the saddest. most unhappy man in
New York City to-day is Mr.. g. V. Remington.
who resides on East 35th street. A few weeks ago
he had beautiful wife and happy home; now
his ears are panied by the cries of hts motherless
children Mrs, Remington passed through the
Summer in good health and spirits, but the first
change in the weather chilled her, caused her to
cough. ouickened her pulse and brought on gen.
eral feeling of weariness Mr.. Remington thought
IL was only a cold, and so neglected 1t.
ssObI Why didn't do something before 1t was
TOO Iatep,, he exclaimed bitterly. 81 knew she
was weakened by the heat Of the Summer, all the
noras Of the skin were open and she was an easy
vtctim TO disease, but might have saved her If
had onIy assisted Nature in time, instead of wait
ING. and then sending for the doctor when 1t was
too late."
Nearly every man or woman who has passed
throp oh the Summer months is specially liable to
the attack of this same demon. Pneumonia, which
comes so ouickly SO unexpectedly and often ends
so fatally Immediate assistance to nature OF q
strong stimulant is the only way by which it can
he avoided. and 1t is for this very purpose that
Duffy,s Pure Malt Whiskey has achieved such
national reputation and become so popular. The
dangerous often fatal, diseases which attack the
system when it is specially weak can be quickly
thrown off by this pure stimulating whiskey. The
HIGHEST testimony of the leading physicians of the
land amply prove this, and the thousands who
have heen saved from untimely graves also attest
it, Great care should be exercised 70 secure only
market which has the power TO cure ana which
does so invariably.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18
RAILROADS
~ From Piis.burs Union Station.
yJRnnSgIVdnid LINES.
Trains Run by Central Time.

SOUTHWEST SYSTEM ROUTE
Leave for Cincinnati and st. Louis, las a. m,
Wheeling. 7:s5 ]. m. ia.o5, s:io p. m steuben.
$50. AS. Ass p m BaigeT. iO:io q. N. Burgetts-
ss sSSn So @ ma a. io @ go go $50 5 sso spTafa n NE Nc
TEAMS ARRfvr HsS from the West 2:Io 500 a.
m, s:o5 SIS p m. Dennison, s:5o a. m. Steu-
S:O5, SIS D. m. BnrrettstoWn.' 7:iS a. m, sos
=. m; Washington. s;ss 7;5o $50 lo;2S q. m.'
l2:4 S:55. $40 and $50 p m. Bulger, 1;lo p. m.
McDonalds, de:S5 a m, d 300 p. m.
NORTHWEST sYsrEM-ET. WAYNE ROUTE :
Leave for Chicago. 7:25 a. m, l2:3. q l:0o q
6:4h except saturday 1l;2O p m; Ioleqo I'D ..
crestline me- s45 a. a. M, an ceTeland, s:io ia:z5 lies
P M. and 7:25 a. m, via r, f. W y; ky'; New
Castle and lOgngstown I:oS a i'm m, LED W. F.
vile, Erie and Ashtabula, 7sos .. M. I'D p. m. (;
Niles and jamestown, S;S p M; -, MasslllOn; $40
5:so D, m Beaver Falls, 400, Sos p. m Beaver
Falls $50 q. m; Leetsdale, 5:So a. m.
DEPART FROM ALLEGHENY-R0chester SGD ..
M: Leetsdale 5s00 500 I0:00 u:45 m. 1;14 2ss0.
D. M II Fsir Ii 6sks ks III n4S S =. R Beaver FANS
4:90 D. m. ; Leetsdaie. $50 p. m.
A.ss AERyE aon sn statos a.sa ~ snd
q $50 p. m; Toledo. except Monday, l:So SD =.
m. 5:55 and $50 p m: Crestline 2;i9 2. m; n;
1o,l5 p. m. Niles and youngstown. $50 p. m, /:
Cleveland d $50 .. m, 2,25, 700 p. M. Wheeling
and Bellaire, 800 m. 2:25, 100 p. m. Erie and
Niles and jamestown. o:l0 q. m; Beaver fallS
7:s0 a M, lao p. m; Beaver Falls, SIS D. m.
LeetsdAle, 1O:40 D. m.
Conway g. 20 Rochester, 3. 40 q: m; Beaver Falls,
$50 As A. m. 100 IL IS, i45 $50, 4-3o 69q 800
p. m. Fair oaks, s $50 q. M; Beaver Falls, 3
II 30 p. M; Leetsdale, 6o5 p. N; Beaver fsllss
d daily; $. sunday only; other trains, except
Sunday.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18
Our Clothing is Fit for Presidents, and
Don't You Forget It!
NOvem6er IS, 1889.

As matter Of fact we keep as fine Clothing as can
be made. No materials trimmings and workmanship
are too good for to put in garments. We place
our Readymade Clothing along with that turned out by
the best merchant taors and we challenge you to detect
any difference in the priceours being about one
half that of the tailor.
No wonder, under the circumstances, that our es-
tablshment the acknowledged Of the fine dress
ers of Pittsburg and Allegheny And we know from ex-
perence that there is much Gf more style among
New York, Philadelphia or Washington
However, if you insist getting your clothing
made to order leave your measure in our extensive Gus
tom department. third floor Though we turn out the
finest work possible, we charge nothing like the high
prices Of the exclusive taiors The difference between
the prices of readymade and made order garments
is simply the natural proportion in the cost of getting
single garment made or full hundred Thus, for in
stance the Suits Overcoats make to order for $40
are equal to those which cost $45 elsewhere
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18
RAILROADs.

DTTsBURG AND LAKE ERIE RAILROAD
L COMPANY. Schedule in effect NoVem Der IL,
$500 $500 a. m. 'l:s5, '4:3n $3.50 D. m. For Gin.
cinnati, Chicago and st. SLouis. 500 3. M, Pi:3S
$3.50 p, m For Buffalo. 500 q. m, An, $3.50 D,
m. For Salamanca, 500 q. M. 40 D. N. For
youngstown and Newcastle, $500 $500. 1o:l5 a.
$500, 7:sO $500 1o:I5 a sIs5. $3.50 '4:2O 500
'6:55 7:l5 7:3O sos $50 $3.50 10:l5 a. m 1905 l2:
fl2:46 lao sSO, $50 I4:so Sos, 5:29 $40 'O;so
p. M.
ARRIvE-From Cleveland, 'e:2 a. m, 1890
$40, 'T:55 D. m. From Cincinnati, Chicago and
st. Louis, s12:5O, T:55 p: m. From Buffalo, -6:25
a. M, 1880 10 p. m. From Salamanca, 1880
T:55 p. N. From Youngstown and New Castle
"6:25 $3.50 q, m, Fl2:30 $50. F:55 10 D. m. From
Beaver Falls, 5:25 +6:2S 7s20, $40 a. m, 1880
I:21 $40 1855 10 p, m. N
p, @. q Y. trains for Mansfield, $40 q. M. 5;sa
5:O5 p. m. For Essen and Beechmont $50 q. M.
P. g. 4 Y. trains from Mansfield, Essen and
BeechmOnt, 7:O8 q. m, 1I:59 q. m.
p, NICK. Y. r. R.-DEPART-Fof New Ha-
ven, 1850 a. M, 1880 D. m. For West Newton
1850 $3.50 a. m. 1850, $40 D. m.
ARRIVE-From New Haven, $s8:2O a. m. s5:lB
p. m. From West Newton, 6:15 +-s:2o q. m, les,
For : MeKeesport Elizabeth, MonohrsheIa Ctr
and Belle Vernon, $500 1880, 1i:l5 .. m, T3:S6,
1850 D. m.
From Belle Vernon, MononRahela CITY. Eliza
beth and McKeesDort 7:45 q m, Ts:2o. 12:3o 500,
SDaiIy. FSundays only. +Wiu run one hour
late on Sunday. IWill run two hours late on SUN
City Ticket once. $50 smithaeld Street
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18

PALuMORE AND OHIO RAILR0ADs
~ Schedule IN elect November 10, lS19i
Phla snd New York. 500 =. m. and $40 p. n
LOT LOT Sgm osllaHd, $50 .. M tlso ~ ?; ~
and I'd p. no. For UnlontoEn. $50 -5seo =. n
H:S H ana $50 P, m For MI fiea12nr i.ss ss;t
ington, Pa, s7so5 and to:lo .. M '3;5A SD ana
80 ?. n. For Wheeling T:ga 80 n; 80
I'D p. M Tor Cincinnati and 81. Loul1s Il- =
m I'D p. %. For Columbus, Tso5 .. M 80
N. For Newark. 7:o6 f9:9 >. n - = 80
Trains arrive from New YORK, Philndeipnla,
Baltimore and Washington. $50 .. n, .9ie p.
m. From Columbus, Cincinnati ana Cnic41c,
.9sB a. m. r1s0O p. n. From WheellnH D.8I
'l9:5o q. m, +5sco. 800 p. M.
Through sleeping cars 70 B1itmoros ha1rIn4-
ton. Cincinnati and Chicago.
ConnsilsylIie Accommodation at ss8 .. -.
The Biff16arr Transfer Company win eau Iol
and cheek h1ffare from hotels and reeIdcnco1
UPON orders len ft B. 4 q. tIcEel once. corner
TIfIh ave- and Wood 81. CHA1. q. 3CuLLs Cen.
Pass. Asent, J. 2. UiDELL, General Manages,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18

A LLEGHENY VALLEY RAILROAD
ATrains leave Union Station Eastern STANDARD
tfme)s Kittznning Ac.. 6s55 q m; NiAGaFA Ex.,
daily. s:l5 =. N, Hutton Ae., lo;l0 q m.; VALLEY
Camp Ac., ls:o5 p. M; on City and pa Bois *
press 200 D. m Hultgn Ae., 500 D. kittanning
Ac-, 400 p. m; Braeburn Ell, 500 p. M; Kittann-
ing Ac., $50 p. m.s Braeburn Ac-, SD ?. N. Hui
$50 D. n; Hutton Ae-, ss15 ., M; braeburn A6..
nso D. N. Church tfsine-braeburn. I'D ,. m.
and gs6 p. m. Pullman Heeplng Cars netwsen
q. 7. Al: DAVID MoCARGO. cen, suDs.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18

DTTBBuRe AND CASTLE SHANNON R R.
u Summer Time Table. On and amer MAY /
1se1 until further notice trains viii run follows
on every day, except sunday; Eastern standard
500 a-u.. es3s M, I1s10 M, 1;l0 p. m, 3siO p.
M, $40 D. m. $50 p. m, 6s20p- m, 0.30 p m.
q. m, $500 m, 1910 m, 1so p. m, $50 D. m
4se0 p. m. $40 D. m. $50 p. m, 7sl0 p. m, lo.A
H5U D. m. 2:D D. m. $50 D. m. 7slo ,. m, o:e
,. m AIRING gt01-g:l3a .. n, Z m. 1iso p. m, -
= - ? - ~ = JOHN JAIN. supE
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18
Sneezinq Catarrh.

The distressing sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, the
acrld, watery discharges from the eyes and nose
the painful Inflammation extending TO the
throat. the swelling of the mucous lining, caus-
ing choking sensations, cough, ringing noises in
the head and splitting headaches-howf familiar
these symptoms are to thousands who suffer
periodically from head colds or influenza, and
who live In ignorance of the fact that single
application of SANFoRD's RADICAL CURE FOR
CATARRH will afford instantaneous relief.
But this treatment in cases of simple Catarrh
gives but faint idea of what this remedy will
do in the chronic forms, where the breathing is
obstructed by choking, putrid mucus accumu-
lations, the hearing affected, smell and taste
gone, throat liberated and hacking cough grad
ually fastening itself upon ths debilitated sys-
tenn. Then it is that the marvellous curative
power of SANFoRD'S RADICAL CURE manifests
itself in instantaneous and grateful relief Cure
begins from the first application. 1t is rapid,
radical permanent, economical, safe.
SANFoRD'S RADICAL CURE consists of one
bottle of the RADICAL CURE, one box CA
TARRHAL SOLVENT and an IMPROVED In
HALER; price, 81
POTTER DRUG AND CHEMICAL CORPORA
TIoN, BOSTON.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18

NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
P84Mlay E9carssons
Fog SIS,
A series of Intellectual
Excursions will be made during
the year $780,. under the aus
pices of the Publishers of The
YOUTHS COMPANION, of Boston.
By sending sI.75 to them
you will receive The YoUTH's
COMPANION regularly once a
week during the year 1890. You
can then join these wonderful
excursions, which are under the
personal charge of famous and
experienced men, and fully illus
trated in the paper.
This week, in imagination
you cross the Atlantic in COM
pany with Captain Kennedy, on
the White Star Steamship GER
manfc, and enjoy all that he has
to reveal; next week you travel
into the very heart of Africa with
Commander Cameron and search
for Stanley; you go to Burmah
and help to purchase Barnum's
White Elephant; you reach the
East Indies in time to be shaken
by the great Earthquake of
August, 1883; you go to Rome
and see a Pope elected ; you live
for a day in Lighthouse on the
Massachusetts, coast; you take
an economical Bicycle Tour
through Europe; you go to Ire
land and your head grows dizzy
as you climb the Skelligs you
visit Samoa; you sail the Ger.
man Ocean, and feel the hard
ships of the North Sea fishermen,
as you witness their wild life,
and you enjoy days rough
adventure in a Canadian Lum-
her Camp.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18
OUR CROWDED SALESROOMS
LAST SATURDAY

plainly told the story Of the popularity Of our goods
and prices Your custom your approval and in
treat you right to earn that custom We have always
maintained that your interest is ourours yours The
and otener you the better it is for you 1t
is our large number Of customers that cheaper the goods
for each other Popular cooperation is the Of the
lowprce clothing you buy from and the Of
Success
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18

Patented Feb. 7th, 1883
These Mats have thecombined adyansa9eS OF az
crher Mats with none of their disadvantages, and
have proven to be the Cheapest and Best.
They will not break down, hatten out, warp or
get out of shape, and will OutWeEr al W1res
Tubber and other steel Mats in the market
VIII clean the feet better than any otner ma. .mat'
and not permit the dirt to be carried beyond them
PeonIe stanping on them cannot slip as their
surface offerS resistance in all directions
They need no shaking, therefore create No oust
and House Furnishing Stores Aperal dls-
count allowed 20 the trade.
PRICESs
No. I-Size 16x54 $500 No. ESize Sex4S sO0
No. S-Size 22xS9.... $50 No. f-Size 3Sx50.. w
No. 4-Slze 24xls.... 500 No. s-Size SOxI2. nVV
Do1h MIUE
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18

A year hence, your jour
neyings over, you will know more
of the world, your vision will
be broader, your interests larger,
and your mind full of pleasant
memories and valuable ideas.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18
ALL WERE IN EARNEST.

Some stood with white lips and fixed gaze
silent in their terror. Some wrung their hands
and cried out: 20 Godi what shall do? What
shall do?' The time came when the crew
could no longer stay on the deck and the cry of
the officers was: below! all hands belOW!'
Our brave and sympathetic Captain Andrews
whose praise shall not cease to speak while
Ive-had been swept by the hurricane from his
bridge and had escaped very narrowly with his
life. The cyclone seemed to stand on the deck,
waving its wing, crying: This ship is minel 1
have captured it! Hal hal 1 will command It'll
If God will permit, will sink it here and nowI
BY thousand shipwrecks, swear the doom Of
this vesselIr
There was a Iull in the storm; but only that
it might gain additional fury. Crashl went the
nfebOat on one side. Crashl went the lifeboat
on the other side. The great booms got loose,
and as with the heft of a thunderbolt pounded
the deck and beat the mast-the jib-boom,
studding sail boom, and square sail boom. with
their strong arms, beating time to the awful
march and music of the hurricane.
Meanwhile the ocean became phosphorescent.
The whole scene looked like fire. The water
dripping from the rigging. there were ropes of
fire; and there we're masts of fire; and there
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-18

ONE THING TO BE SURE OF.
Rejoice, o young man, in thy youth; and
let thy heart cheer thee in the days Of thy
youth; but know now that for all these things
GJd will bring thee into judgment" We may
not know much, but we know that
Young people refuse the advice Of parents.
They say: Father is over-suspicious and
mother is getting old" But those parents
have been on the sea of life. They know
where the storms sleep, and during their voy-
age have seen a thousand battered hulks mark
ing the place where beauty burned, and intel
lect fonndered and morality sank. They are
old sailors, having answered many a signal of
and gone scuddIng under bare poles; and the
old folks know what they are talking about.
Look at that man-in his cheek the glow Of in
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1889-06-06
w hat the Census of $50 Will Show.

The census of 1890 will reveal many
wonderful changes. The central line of
population will be much nearer the Miss
issippi river than it was ten years ago. A
series of maps like those contained in the
last census, of gradations in color, to indi.
cate the changes in the density of popula-
tiOn, wealth, health and other important
facts, will present curious contrast with
the maps that we now have for the census
of 1880, or that Of 1870. Over sixteen mil
lion acres of laad were sold in the last fs-
cal year under the operation of the Home
stead and Timber-culture law. More than
one hundred and twenty -four million of
acres have been settled in the last eight
years. representing larger area than the
States of Indiana, Illinois, Ohio and Mich
igaD.
The greatest changes have been made in
the Northwestern group of States and Ter
ritories, comprising Dakota, Nebraska,
Minnesota, Wyoming and Montana, where
nearly 6O,OO0,OO0 of acres have been settled
in the last eight years. In the southeast
ern group. comprising Kansas, Colorado,
Missouri aud New Mexico, nearly 10000
600 Of acres have been occupied On the
Pacific coast 100000 more acres have
been settled, and 100000 of acres must
be added for the Southern States on both
sides of the Mississippi. Along the Pacific
roads 100000 of acres have been opened
since the last census In other words, the
government and Pacific railroads have
opened for settlement in the last eight
years territory larger than the New Eng
land, Middle States and South Carolina
combined; larger than Germany or France,
and about twice as large as Great Britain
and Ireland.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1889-06-06
Member of the Utah Board of Regis.
tratiOn.

Hon. Alvin Saunders is one of the new
members of the Board of Registration and
Election in Utah. He is Kentuckian by
birth and is now past his seventieth year
In 1886 he removed to Mount Pleasant,
then in Wisconsin Territory, now in Iowa,
where he was postmaster for seven years.
He read law but has never practiced his
profession. Mr.. Saunders was member of
the Constitutional Convention under which
Iowa was admitted State, and waa
member Of the State Senate eight years
He has been an earnest Republican from
the beginning of the party. The commits
sion appointed by Congress to organize the
Pacific Railroad Company included him in
its membership. In 1861 Mr.. Lincoln ap-
pointed him Governor of the Territory of
Nebraska, an Office which be con inued to
hold until 1867, when Nebraska was made
State From March, 1877, to March,
1883, Mr.. Saunders was United States
Senator from Nebraska. He was always a
warm friend of the Territories and never
let an opportunity pass to assist the pio-
neers in their early struggles in the distant
West. In recent years he several times
journeyed to Montana, visiting his daugh-
ter, Mrs. r. B. Harrison, and son who was
connected with the Helena Assay Office.
Here he made many acquaintance, all of
whom hold him in the kindest remem-
brance.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1889-06-06
Way Up to "Sine Die.''
ALBANY Argus.l


In western State one of the political
parties had for twenty years been in the
habit of holding their nominating conven-
tions at the house of Mr.. G..
He happened on recent occasion, for the
first time, to be in when they had finished
their business, and heard little delegate
move that this convention adjourn sine
die"
"Sine die" said Mr.. G--to a person
standing near; "where's that?"
"Why, that's away in the northern part
of the county," said his neighbor.
Hold on, if you please, Mr.. Chairman
said the landlord, with great emphasis and
earnestness, "hold on; I'd like to be heard
on that question. l have kept public
house for more than twenty years. / am
poor man. l have always belonged to
the party and never split in my life. This
is the most central location in the county,
and it's where we've always met. I've
never had nor asked for an Office, and have
worked day and night for the party; and
now 1 think, sir, it is contemplate to 90 to
adjourn this convention way up to Sine
Die W
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1889-06-06
Saved by q Dream.
HALLS Journal of Health. /


A man of the name of Joe Williams had
told dream to his fellow soldiers, some of
whom related it TO me months previous to
the occurrence which l relate He dreamed
that he crossed river marched over
mountain and camped near a church locat-
ed in a wood, near which q terrible battle
epsued, and in a charge just as he
crossed a ravine he was shot in the
heart On the ever memorable 7th of De
cember, 1861, (battle of Prarie Grove
northern Arkansas), as we moved double
quick to take our place in the line of battle
hen already hotly engaged, we passed a
church, small frame building. l was
riding in the flank of the command, oppo-
site to Williams, as we came in view of the
house. "That is the church 1 saw in my
dream" said he. l made no reply. and
never thought of the matter until evening.
We had broken the enemys lines aud
were in full pursuit, when we
came to q dry ravine in the wood,
and Williams said: "Just on the
other side of this ravine l was shot ia
my dream, and I'll stick my hat under
my shirt" Suiting the action to the
word he doubled up his hat as he ran along
and crammed it into his bosom. Scarcely
had he adjusted it when b mimic ball
knocked him ont of line. Jumping up
quickly he pulled out his hat waved it
over his head, shouting: "I'm all right"
The ball raised black spot about the size
Of mans hand just over the heart and
dropped into his shoe.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1889-06-06
Helena, Montana, Thursday, June 6, 1889.
THE AGE OF PAPER.
1t Is Upon Us, and 1t Has Come to
Stay.
PAPER World |

Paper World
We live in paper houses, wear paper
clothing and sit on paper cushions in paper
cars, rolling on paper wheels. We do a
paper business over a paper counter, buy
ing paper goods, paying with paper money
or charging them mp on paper books. and
deai in paper stocks on paper margins. We
row races in paper boats for paper prizes.
We 60 to paper theatres, where paper
actors play 10 paper audiences.
As the age develops the coming man will
be more deeply enmeshed in the paper net
He will wake in the morning and creep
from under his paper clothing on his paper
bed d, and put on his paper dressing gown
and paper slippers. He will walk over
paper carpets down paper stairs, and, seat
ing himself in paper chair, read the paper
news IN the morning paper. A paper bell
will call him to his breakfast, cooked in q
paper oven, served on paper dishes, laid
on paper cloth on paper table. He will
wipe his lips with paper napkin, and,
having put on his paper shoes, paper hat
and paper coat, and taken his paper cane
he will walk on paper pavement or ride
IN paper carriage to his paper office. He
will organize paper enterprises and make
paper profits. He will 60 to Europe on
paper steamships, and navigate the air in,
paper balloons. He will smoke paper to-
bacco in paper pipe, lighted with paper
match. He will write with paper pencil,
white paper sticks with a paper knife 20
fishing with a paper fishing rod, a paper
line, and paper hook, and put his catch
in paper basket. He will 60 shooting
with paper gun, loaded with paper cart
ridges and defend his country in paper
forts with paper cannon and paper bombs.
Having lived his paper life and achieved
paper fame and paper wealth. he will
retire to paper leisure and die in paper
peace. There will be a paper funeral, at
which the mourners, dressed in paper
Grape, will wipe their eyes with paper
handkerchiefs, and paper preacher will
preach paper sermon in a paper pulpit
from paper text. He will lie in a paper
coffin, wrapped in paper shroud, his
name will be engraved on a paper plate.
and paper hearse, adorned with paper
plumes, will carry him to a paper-lined
grave, over which will be raised paper
monument,