The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1889-08-22


The scneme is pronounced by dairy
men as the most equitable yet pro-
posed in the sale of mich COWS. The
purchaser pays $3.50 per quart.
Thus if she gives twenty quarts dali
ly she is worth $50. The. purchaser
keeps the COW on trial for week.
We are agents for the Electro Magnetic
Spectacles and Eye Glasses. Eyes carefully
tested with the Optometer.
47tf WEIsKoPF Bros
DR.. Joseph Taylor, of Kennett
Square, Pa, has just finished the
task, begun over seventeen years
ago, of reading through Websters
Unabridged Dictionary, something
which only one other man had done,
and he Georgian. Time is cheap
among the Georgians, and over
among the Quakers
Smokers, there are great many Sc
called best SC. cigars, but for genuine i'm
ported Long Havana Filler, no adultera-
ton, drugs or artificial flavor, the old relia-
BILE "Warbler" cannot be beaten.
25tf II. ANDRE
The court of Spain under the
reign of its baby King is obliged to
maintain lord of the bottle, a pur-
veyor-general OF one-cow's milk, a
lady in waiting with rocking -chair
obligations, two pages to carry GER
tain unmentionables, and an over
seer Of toys and books. Socialists
in Madrid are beginning to grumble
at all this.
Now we have it. Rose Leaf Jelly, a
beautiful preparation for the skin. Cures
all eruptions and roughness. No oil, no
grease. Will not soil silk or kid. Made
and sold only by Starkweather & Co. 3tf.
PLATTEvILLE, Wis. Aug. 49,
The semi-centennial celebration of
the Congregational Church in this
city was inaugurated yesterday and
will close to-day with notable ser
vices. The Platteville Congrega-
tional Church Society is the oldest
religious organization in Southern
Wisconsin. All but two of its orig
inal members are dead.-Inter
Ocean.
We have no Watch Club, but will sell
you full jewelled Rockford movement,
with gold fitted case, warranted for 20 years,
for $2375-$8.25 cheaper than club rates
52tf WEIsKOPF Bros.
Mr. Ruskin was once asked if it
would not be we'll for the Welsh
language to die out and be replaced
by the English. "God Forbid" he
replied. "The Welsh language is
the language of music. There is no
genius about the English language.
The Scotch have got all the poetry,
and the Irish all the wit; and how
the devil we got Shakespeare, I do
not know"
What is the use of sending your laun-
dry out of town when there is a good steam
laundry at home? Prices as low and work
just as good as in Chicago
if Grant House Basement.
The Dakota wheat crop is largely
in arrears. There is nowhere in
this country a crop above the aver
age. The FOREIGN demand will be
unusually great. The probability is
that before Christmas American far
mers will be getting a dollar bush
ell for what wheat they have to sell,
which is no more than the cost of
raising, with a fair profit.
In custom work Louis Eichleman, the
cutter, takes the lead. He is always to be
found at Eichleman & Sons clothing store.
There is a certain museum at St.
Petersburg, to which access is not
easily obtained. It contains all the
Imperial State and private carriages,
but the most interesting among all is
the brougham in which Alexander
II. was killed. The back Of it is all
in ruins, and inside it looks quite
dreadful. One of the cushions, how
ever, is still good: here and there
splashes Of mud are on it.
Dr.. Evans, of Racine, will be in Keno
sha every Wednesday until farther notice
Orders left at Starkweather's drug store. II
Some one has taken the trouble to
find out how far a farmer has to
walk to put in and attend forty acres
of corn. To pillow the ground with
a sixteen inch three horse pillow, he
travels $50 miles; to harrow the
ground thoroughly before planting,
he walks SO miles; to cultivate it af-
forwards he will have to travel 800
miles, making grand total of 100
miles, besides the gathering,-Er.
English SPAWN Linement removes all
Hard, Soft or Calloused Jumps and Blenl-
ishes from horses Blood SPAWN, Curbs
Splints, Sweeney, Ring bone, Stiles, Sprains
ali Swollen Threats, Coughs, Etc. Save $50
by use of one bottle. Warranted. Sold by
J. B. starkweather & Co., Druggist, Keno
sha. 27 Tyr