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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-12-19
-,,r NAN anAT KNOWS II ALL

..re travelled near and far, selling 'ain' ~
na,nt and tar, and OF side hnes .on "a
H., score or two; such as necRues any
nders. knives and patent s'ocAine
s'sp,a and Of Hebrew hardware
(clothing) not few
-, ~ men number, some "sis
bricht-hued. some were son'Die' -.
v.r;ous compilations of the mina' rouoS
.sd .ouoh and soft and hearty, lean anu
stout and quick and tardy, men, III SnO' >
~ every species and KIND.
But Of all that ] remember, none -. a'hou I
rouse my temper as did one "noa. !.
with angry thoughts recall; ne Was '"es'
me impression tand with never ~
esssionl that he absolutely, positiVei!
knew II all.
He had studied long and'close arr ai'u ~,
and prose, poker, whist. ard every gam
from dice to chess; Natures Jaws
NJ creation, every country, every ha''Vr
!. Lrew all to which one desperately
could digress.
In philosophy and science, metals, - s's.
kind OF yiands, in medicinal knowieuSs
too, and deep religious themes; w''n :.
cycIopadic detail he knew wnolss'''
trade and retail. and a number OF OK
ccedingly safe mOney-makins schemes
Yet this FORMULATING college, WIN - =.
universal knowledge, never seeiheu !, :
make cent in any way be knew = - -
but never did be anything Whatever ~
which by any effort be could or 'i' *
pay.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-12-19

AUTUMN LEA YES
AND
WINTER WREATHS Of MUSIC.
EMERsoN,s NEW RESPONSES.
THE TEMPERANCE CRUSADE.

zoo cts, Sc doz.) for Quartet and chorus eno.Is \
.hot pieces OF sacred Of the best character su
As your choir needs.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-12-19
Pun

Poker is our national game, and that
"a why the chips are red, white ana
blue. Washington capital.
II is a question with the electric iighI
companies whether TO bury their wires
or their employees.-Pnck.
aAnd now.r said the colored preach
or. s.lct US pray for the people on ihe
uninhabitcd portions Of the earth. -
Life.
GLOW is George getting ons
uNot very well. He's detective,
Won know, and they never get on -
Life.
..What is your salary, DIR. Siiggins9
"My salary" said the clergyman
slowly. "is 1000. But my pay Is
about 81 200. Life.
al will toss coppcrs with You, re-
marked one steer 20 another as thes
made for couple of policemen---bos-
ton Globe.
Rats are said to have invaded the
sacred. precincts of yassar College, ana
the parlor chairs have become mnch
disfgured by the imprint of many
feet.-Yonkers Statesman.
First Politician-Is there really
future state?
Second Politician-A future Slater
WHY. there are four of them; haven't
you read the election news?-Puck.
Professional Beat ITO hotel proprie-
tor)-Is there any danger of hre
here?
Proprietor-Not If yon settle for
your board in advance.-Boston Her
aid.
"Stanley has got as far as M-P-W-
A-P-W-A, wherever that is. How DO
YOU pronounce that wond?"
al don't know exactly but ifyou'll
ask the baby to say Papa l think
you'll approximate the proper pronun-
citation. Puck.
Man at Telephone Crying to find out
who has rung the calD-Ilello, there
are you 81?
Young Lady at the other end dn-
slignantly)-No, you horrid thing
I'm only l7.--Boston Post.
"The Herr BS-on is not at home
b.. yor can lea-s your bill if you
choose"
"Bill? haven't any bill. only
meant
"No bill2 Then You must have
made mistake in the house. File
gende Blatter.
Wickwire-What are you looking 81
sour about. Nudge?
Somebody stole Yaksley'
umbrella.
Wickwirc-I,ut why should tina
worry your
Mudge-They stole it from me-
Terra Hauie Express.
Mamsboy-wbat awful drunkard
those Romans must have been!
Papsjoy-Where did You get tina
: idea? | didn't know they we're par
ticularly Incorporate.
Why, over the door o
every Roman a warning was hung
! "Caye Canemn-beware of the grow
erl-narvard Lampoon.
Scotty (of Cherry street, al the Sor
of Toughs' ball TO the lady he has ju'
met)-Won't you partake of como
thing, Miss?
Miss Foley (also of Cherry street
Thank you. guess I'll take ittl
sherry wine.
Scotty-What'll you haveY
; Miss Foley-Beer.-Puck.
Mrs. Lushforth-Why not let n
sell you the whiskey you drink, Wi
. liant / don't see why | mightn
st have the money instead of thoee mast
!. saloon keepers.
Mr.. Lushforth-Fine truck you
buy, with your bargain-counter il
ID stincts, too. What do you know abol
whiskey9 I'd be dead in less than s
months.-Terre Haute Express.
"Maude,' he sold softly, as
% pulled out the trcmolo stop in h
u larynx, .'will you marry me?r "No
she answered, with all the earnestne
A. of sincere conviction. He paused as
4 in deep thought, and then said:
"Stramge, strange, how simp
word revives scenes and impressio
that have passed away. am almo
d. certain that l have heard that before
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-12-19

fasc. $500 dozenl. BY l. o. Emerson and Edwin
Mo-ve Earnest ruined. elevated poetry and music
winch viii be most welcome 10 the best classes OF tr-
peralce workers.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-12-19
SONG HARMONY.

,eo q. e. 40, 4 bv L o. Emerson Just exactly
Ire book that wlll suit ycn for ts winters singins
Ilasses. Also an Appropriate and good bo0A for hSh
schools
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-12-19

Select fer practice in your singing Society one q ~
sssy oratorro. EMMANUEL, 81 by Trowhr'dge; OF
M Pairs and Festivals the peculiarly nice. PRETTY ad
,-a.y DAIRY MAIDS SUFFER-. tsOc., sl-so tozl BY
Lewis; or for the children, Aacys new SlkANbf
VISITORS ~ A NEETtSts OF TIE NATIONS, tsle:'
81 dog }. or the Kingdom or hOlhLh SVosh'
Csc 81 - doz.) by Airs B.aTdman.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-12-19
pApERs ON FARMING.

In addition to orr regular and extremely
able agricultural department two pages a
week., THE TRIBUNE will print number of
long and carefully prepared articles on Par
ticuiar Branches OF Farming, written Dy
nrscti,aI exnerts. Farmers who want To
make money out of their farms must read
these snscial discussions in THE Tribune.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-12-19
Adopt, ulthou, far, for Graded schools, our
SONG MANUAL.

pook |. soc A. doz.; or Issok 2. toc. $3.50 dog;
peok & hoe, $40 drx) Admirably adapted 70 =
dinrrent ages u school life, with plain Instructions Al
best Of music
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-12-19
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CHAMPION sELF-wRINGINe MOP.

...po..,z. mrs Champion Steam Cooker
Assh" IaSae PROFITS Him. Whitney Co., Boston, MAJ
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-07-20

dians are mean creatures; and those
of India, called pariahs, are miserable
ours and towards. This is because
these races of dogs have always been
ill-treated and despised. The pariahs
are never fed, and must steal. They
roam at large, and have no particular
masters.
Such dogs found their way among
the Hebrews, and hence the Bible
history represents dogs as despised.
What was good for nothing was
thrown to the dogs. And when a
man spurned q mean act, he would
say: els thy servant a dog that he
should do this?' The Esqulmo never
speaks kindly to his dog, and some
times, when hungry, the dog turns
on his master.
Where did our home dogs come
from? What sort of animals were
their wild parents? These questions it
is not easy to answer with certainty !;
though 1t is not difficult to see how
the tanning of dogs might have hap
pened. Wolves and jackals are So
cial animals, and hunt in packs. How
natural it would have been, far back
in the dim ages, for such animals and
savage men to find that they were
chasing the same deer, and when they
had caught it, to share their game,
and thus, gradually, 10 become
friends.
There are some other questions
about dogs which may be answered:
How many teeth has the dog in his
two jaws? What are his canine teeth?
How many toes has he on his fore
feet, and how many on his hind feet?
What are the claws which some
dogs have? And why is it that dog
can be heard when he trots over
bare floor, and the steps of a cat, on
the same floor, can not be heard?
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-07-20
Eupepsy.

This is what you ought to have, in
fact, you must have it, to fully enjoy
life. Thousands are searching for it
daily, and mourning because they
find it not. Thousands upon thou
sands of dollars are spent annually
by our people in the hope that they
may attain this boon. And yet it
may be had by all. We guarantee
that Electric Bitters, if used accord
ing to directions and the use persisted
in, will bring you good digestion and
Dust the demon Dyspepsia and install
instead Eupepsy. We recommend
Electric Bitters for Dyspepsia and all
diseases of liver, stomach and kid
neys. Sold at SOC and 81 per bottle
by c. j. Lincoln, druggist.
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-07-20
Love Me, Love My Dog

From Familiar Animals.l
The great Cuvier, who gave his life
to the study of animals, said of the
home dog, that he is the "completest,
the most singular, and the most use
full conquest ever made by man."
His actions and habits show this.
When the dog meets his master, he
jumps for joy, wags his tail, lowers
his ears, ticks his masters hands, and
even crouches and rolls on his back.
Wolves, jackals, and the dogs of
savage men carry their ears erect, so
as to catch the sounds which come
from their prey or from their enemies.
When the dog began to trust man, to
love him, and in turn to be trusted
and loved by his master, then his ears
began to droop, for he needed them
less than when he was wild.
1t is thought, too, that the caresses
of the household, and the smoothing
of his head by the soft hands of the
children had something to do with
making the dogs ears hang down.
The first appearance of the pendulous
ears on dogs was in the time of the
Roman Empire, about two thousand
years ago.
Nearly a thousand years ago, a
good monk named st. Bernard, lived
alone, with few companions, in a
wooded, wild and gloomy valley. He
loved nature, and found teachers in
trees and stones. Dogs became his
near friends, and he used to say: "He
who loves me, loves my dog" From
associating with such men, dogs be-
came noble and self sacrificing.
Dogs take their character, a good
deal, from their masters, and from
the households In which they are bred,
as the page takes its impression from
the type. Good treatment makes
good dogs. The Egyptians even
worshiped the dog. Their dog was
the elegant greyhound. The Greeks
and Romans set great value on their
dogs. When Corinth was besieged,
while the garrison slept, the city was
said to be saved by the war-dogs.
Fifty of them, of their own accord,
drove back the enemy, killing all ex-
cept one.
But the dogs of the American In
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-07-20
Children S Corner.
PUSHES RIDE IN A SHOE.

rom the American Teacher.
Kitty Cat Gray
Hunting one day,
Discovered shoe,
Said she, at will do
I'll fashion seat;
Trim everything neat;
Find where the kids hide
And give 'em ride"
The kitties, all six,
Were playing rare tricks,
They dared not to go
Far out in the snow.
Pussie said, "Here,
Little Tom, don't you fear,
For mittens, don't stop;
Come, jump, skip and hop,
Right into the sleigh
All aboard Now awayw
They had fine ride,
Sitting warm, side by side,
Over hill, over plain,
And back home again,
Then Tom gave shout
And quickly leaped out,
While Sister Pearl took
The seat he forsook.
So Kitty Cat Gray,
In her wonderful sleigh
Beyond all compare,
Gave her darlings the air.
They voted to go
Oft again in the snow,
TO keep the old sleigh
Till another fine day,
Then kissed Mamma Gray
And went to their play.
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-07-20

Hope builds upon nothing, floats
self-supported, like the clouds, catch
ing every fitting ray of the sun, and
can raise itself to heaven even by
clinging to film or gossamer.-
I Chatfeld.
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-07-20
Many Persons

Many Persons
Are broken down from overwork or household
cares Browns Iron Bitters
rebuilds the system, aids digestion removes ex-
cess of bile, and cures malaria. Get the genuine.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-07-06
Value of Eg IS as Food.

Eggs are most invaluable food, for
they contain all that is required for
building up AMI maintaining the boly.
The white Of an egg is almost pure
albumen and water, while the yolk, the
richer part. consists Of albumon with
minute particles of oil in it, and small
amounts of salts. Albumen, which is
54.3 carbon, IL hydrogen. 1873 nitro
gen, 21.0 oxygen and 1.S sulphur, ex-
lists in the blood in the proportion Of
seventy-five yards to 1000, in less guam
titles in the lymph and chyle, juices
formed in the process of digestion,
and in trifling amounts in other juices
of the body. it is necessary to use all
ments that contain it. That group OF
foods, OF which eggs are the foremost,
are called albuminoids. The charac-
teristic common to all is that they con-
tain nitrogen, on important element in
the body. Eggs, which are easy of di-
gestion, both when raw and properly
cooked, are never too costly food per
Sc. The pure nutriment in them is one
third of their entire bulk, while that
in beef is only one-quarter, and tn 1t OF
oysters one-eighth their respective
bulks. So that, with eggs at twenty-
five cents dozen, round steak at six
teen cents and mutton chops at twenty
cents pound, both food and money are
saved by eating the eggs. House
keeping.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-07-06
Sons of Hemp.

A new and curious sect has recently
grown up in Africa, the Beni-Riamba
or Sons of Hemp, a society of hemp,
sneakers. who, calling themselves
"friends," are bound together By ties
of mutual hospitality. 1t has had some
new light thrown upon it in the nc.
count of a journey up the Kasal by
Charles Somerville Bateman: '.It's
initiatory rites are a profound and un-
fathomable mystery and whether tC
describe it as a secret brotherhood, q
religion, or a society for the prop ga
ton of RIGHTEOUSNESS l am uncertain.
So far as the smoking OF lhiama [hcmp]
itself is concerned there can be nc
reasonable doubt but that the
Matchioko introduced it primarily 70.
purposes of fraud, since persons under
the influence OF that poisonous narcotic
are temporarily insane and therefore
at the mercy of the first cruel and
crafty trader that came across them.
Another authority, however, thinks
that the society grew out of a political
revolution among the Bashilenge poo
Pile in 1870, when the progressist party
broke down old commercial barriers
and the custom of bhang or hemp
smoking was introduced from Zanzibar
to become lone of the most baneful in
stitutions in Central Africa"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-07-06
Goethe and His Doppel ganger.

Goethe, when 4 young man, was
resting by the roadside on one occa-
sion when he observed the figure OF a
middle aged gentleman approaching
him on horseback. There was some
thing in the features and general APP
pearance of the stranger that attracted
his attention in marked degree, for
the face and figure seemed to be his
own, although older and more devel-
oped. In their costume, however,
there was no similarity whatever, for
while the stranger wore the robes OF 3
councillor of state, the young poet wore
the ordinary dress of civil life. In the
course OF years aftcrward and when
the circumstance had been nearly for
gotten it was brought before hiul again
in most startling manner, for one
day while passing the very spot where
he had long since encountered the
stranger he found himself similarly
mounted and riding along leisurely and
perceived that in form and feature he
was now the very counterpart of the
mysterious horseman and to crown the
miracle, that his costume was the same
TO the miuutest detail, as he was him
self now councilman OF state also. -
Beford's Magazine.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-07-06

A cure for leprosy has been fohnd,
says Mr.. CliAutd,. the last. European to
visit Father Damien. 1t Is gufiun oil,
the product of fir tree which sfows
plentifully in the Andaman islands. 1t
was discovered by DR.. Dousall, and Mr..
Clifford was assured by Sir Donald
Stewart, WHO was then governor OF the
islands and Whit, ltas sent the tue official
medical report, that every Single efse in
the place was cured by It. The fspeFs
were convicts and it was, therefore. pos
sibls to enforce four hours a day of rub,
hing the ointment all oyer their bodies
and the taking Of two small doses inter.
nally. In some of the cases the disease
was Of many years standing, and the
state to which it had reduced its victims
was indescribably dreadful, yet after
eight months the sufferers were able to
run and to use heavy pickax, and every
symptom OF, leprosy had disappeared.
Father Damien; tried Il, but too late
New Orleans Times Democrat.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-07-06
Domestic Hint.
OUR CREAM PIE.-One CUP O.

oUR CREAM PIE.-One cup of sugar,
-'e eggs; use the white of one egg for
.fJsting, and season with lemon.
SAUsAG OMLET. thin slices off
round of sausage, place in a frying
pan with little butter, and pour over
six eggs beaten and mixed with pep
per and salt.
FRIED CELERY. Cut into two-inch
lengths, dust with salt and pepper.
dip in beaten eggs, then in crack ,rs or
bread crumbs, and fry in hot beef
drippings. Drain on brown paper,
and serve not.
COFFEE IcING.-Take a pound of
fresh butter and quarter-pound OF
powdered sugar, and beat them to a
cream in a bowl, adding drop by drop
during the process half teacupfuil Of
the strongest coffee that can be mad,.
IRISH STEW. Chop fius one pint OF
cold Boiled beef and one pint of raw
potatoes; add water to cover and boil
until the potatoes are tender; season
with salt and pepper All thicsen with
two taS5,,espOons of -four rubbed smooth
in cold water.
CABBAGE SALAD.-T0 one q art OF
chopped cabbage add the yolkS of two
eggs, one teaspoon OF sugar two tea
spoons OF ground mustard, one tea
spoon of salt. one-halt teaspoon OF
black pepper, one cup OF vinegar, two
tablespoons Of butter, boiled together
five minutes.
CRUMB PUDDING quart OF
sweet milk, one pint of broad crumbs,
three-quarters of a cup of sugar, yolks
OF four eggs. butter sizs of an egg,
flavor with lemon; bake in a slow oven
and when done spread over layer of
jelly, whip the whites of the egg, to a
froth, add one cup of powdered sugar;
pour over the jelly and bake a light
brown. Serve cold.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-07-06
Farm Notes.

1t is we'll to keep sharp lookout on
the currant bushes as soon as the
leaves begin to start. The currant
worm in some seasons is earlier than
others, and if not checked in time may
do great damage. Powdered
hcllebore busted on the bushes when
the leaves are wet with dews will
promptly destroy them. There is no
danger of its poisoning the fruit.
The stable is best made in the base
mcnt of the barn. and then it should
always be of concrete cemented with
water lime. This cannot leak, and
thus saves all the liquid manure,
which is worth us much rs the solid
cxcrcmcnt. il not more. The cost OF
replacing plank Iloors, beside the loss
of liquid manure through them. will
soon more than pay tho expense OF
putting tho barn Oh walls and stopping
these wastes.
1t is great mistake TO suppose that
cows which get n bite of fresh grass
early will not cal hay. The dry feed
is necessary so long rs they will cat it.
Young tender gra:, Is fu!l OF water
aud b IS loo little nutrition. II scours
cows fed on II exclusively. and not on
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-07-06
IN. s,.rssmAN.s RETURN.
How the Constituents In a Certain
Section Make Their Representa-
tive waary

4
How the Constituents In a Certain
Section Make Their Representa-
tive Weary.
YES, the legislator has adjourned,
and the statesmen hev returned to
their constituents, he said, in answer
to the question. ''Our statesman
OUR particular! jim-1andy statesman -
| returned with the rest. He was sent
down to represent our neck o. the
woods. He was supposed to be Dan'l
Webster. Henry Clay, AMI John G.
Calhoun billed down and canned up.
He was supposed to be sharper than
| razors and wiser than owls. He bel
loved for reform, beloved for i'm
| Drovements, and shouted for glory.
That cantankerous cuss was going to
| amend at least 400 laws, reform every
department Of state, secure our coun-
try d hundred privileges, and knock
the tar out Of things in general. We
were waiting for him when he return
ed. He was first struck by old Pete
jackson, who observed:
Look-a-yere, johnson, whar's that
law fur my mill DAMP
's'Killed In committee of tn, whole,
was the reply.
".You blamed reptile! Didn't VIC
send you down thar to boss the COM
mittee of the hole and everybody else?
| want that ar mill dam or bloodr
s.And Hi Woods was next in line
and he said:
.Look-a-yere, johnson, whero's
that ere law to protect my fisi,
pond?'
Crowded out by the bill on light
houses
She was, Ell! Durn your pictur',
but do you stand thar and tell me that
you let some ramshackle lighthouse
way off on Lake Erie knock the sta
fin outer my fish pond up yere! What
did we send We down til II fur? What
was We dom all this time9'
"And the third man was Uncle Dave
Baker, who led off with:
f" sLook-a-yere, johnson, What's
that new skule district fur my sec.
tion?'
"'It was knocked out in trying to
amend the title
"She was, Ell? Do you tell me- thai
you sot right thar and didn't have tie
title all right? That yol let that ERE
house bust up that bill and never got
up and uttered one yell? Johnson l
kin lick you with one hand tel to
my foot, and I'll be durnel if dol't do
it,
There was twenty-seven of Us be-
tween his house and the depot, all
with a few remarks to m IKE. About
thirty waited on him next day, and the
next he broke for the woods. AMI is at
present located in swamp about
seven miles away. He may be in
along toward complaining, but if ho
is thar's about fifty more of our people
waiting to interview him. We are
bound to make him tired. New York
Sun.