The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-10-01
breathing the Germs Of disease.


breath is the fate Of denizens OF malaria scourged
localities everywhere. The endemic atmospheric
poison may, however. be reft of its venom and
rendered innoxious by defensive use of Hos
letters Stomach Btters. This kre-eminently
eradicates the disease when developed, but en-
aDleS the system to safely brave its assaults.
s SDery physical function Is confirmed IN or re-
sluggish, and bilious habit which Of itself begets
proneness to both intermittent and remittent
types OF malarial disease, where extrinslc atmos-
this inimitable fortifying and defensive agent,
characteristics of a drastic cathartic or an aka.
loid. Fever and ague, dumb ague, and ague cake
and the r egs Of the stama are
govt kinney and bladder troubles, constipation
and Indigestion yield to it.
"smitheTs is going to marry that rich Miss Bun
"HoOray"
II am surprised to hear yourejoice. Thought
81 do; but he owes me hundred dollars."-
Nhrn i;an. - --A ,.'.''':-'
When she Child. 81. f'''@:rt
When she became Miss, she cl'u,.: 20 Cas- r.-
When she had Children, she gave thcrp cassoii-
Oel1-m due mdu-l iCddly Cduuot SCC any oChoo
in wasting SO much valuable time on the dead
languages.
College Student-Neither can i, Why, since
Wilkins started in to win the Latin prize he has
not been worth a cent In the boat crew.-N. Y.
Weekly.
a mans wife shoui Away, b. tn
same, especially to her husband. but II she Is
weak and nervous, and uses Carter's Iron Pills,
she cannot be, for they make her "feel like a
dinerentperson," so they all say, and their hus.
bands say so tool
Children should be seen and not heard.
Little Elsie (who with the remainder of her
familyis dining at the Yeneers) After dinner,
will you show me the skeleton?
Mr.. Veneer-What skeleton, my dear?
A., LlIle Elsie-The one mamma says you have In
the eloset.-Time
oh, now can fair maiden smile and be gay,
De lovely and loving and dear,
40 nWeet as rose and as bright as the May
when her liver is all out OF gear?
one cant III Is impossible. But II she will
only take Dr. Plerce's Golden Medical Discovery
{ will cleanse and stimulate her disordered liver
purify her blood, make her complexion soft and
rosy, her breath wholesome, her spirits and her
temper sweet. Ali druggists.
Don't hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and disgust
everybody with your offensive breath, but use DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy and endit.
CITY Boarder-Well, Mr.. Bascom, what's the
weather going to be today?
Farmer Bascom- haven't any idea.
City Boarder-But you've got the morning pa
Farmer Bascom oh, that's no account! Wait
fiji 90 and get the almaDac.-Burlington Free
Press.
a woman who Is weak, nervous ana
sleepless, and who has cold hands and feet caL-
not feel and act like well person. Carriers Iron
Pills equalze the circulation, remove nervous
ness and give strength and rest
Diamond Cutter Ito farmer applying for an ap-
premiership for his sony Il fear the lad has not
been so educated as to adapt him TO my business.
What does be know of facets and carats?
Proud Father-fassets and carrots Gosh!
Say, mister afore that kid was two year old he
could work the fasset on the cider bar'l am he
amt eat much else but carrots ali his He
jewelers. Weekly.