Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-02-04
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CHAPTER I-sHAK1sG THE TREE.

CHAPTER I-SHAKING H TREE
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parents and relatives in an interesting, novel and altogether aboriginal fashion.
They cOurteOusy, but whhal pmemp"Ortb require them periodically to climb trees
venerable representatives of the earlier generation hold Oh, they are pronounced to be still
green butifthey DROP they arr adjudged ripe are fallen upon and eaten, the palms o
the richest morsdS
we thank Thee that W e are not as other men are ever as these Brneans for the CONVEX
sion If whom we put up prayer at the family altar that is the breakhsttable or offer
our mite vertabe mite, a microscopic fraction of our income welookin England On
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