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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

INTEREsTING.-Bob were
talking about you last night, MIR.
Featherly.
Featherly-is that SO, Bobby?
"Yes, about your being homely
enough TO stop a clock"
WHO said | was. Bobby?''
s.Ma."
"Oh, your mai And what did your
sister Clara sayPn
"She didn't think so.''
"Bless her-h'm-er-did she think
was handsome?"
Well-er-n-no; she said she did not
think you would stop clock, but she
thought you might make it lose time
very fast"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

DOCTOR - Well, there's only one
thing for you to do-you must 60
yachting for nine monthsl
Patient-Ohl that costs 30 much
money-besides I'm a bad sailor-is
there no alternntivep
"Well-yes-by no means an e1pen-
sive one-nor one that will make you
sicki Don't eat 50 muchl
Patient chooses the yacht.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

BARBECUED FORK. - Heat a pan
hot, put in the pork without water,
sprinkle with flour. salt and pepper, set
on a very hot oven. Turn on the pan
until crusted over, then baste frequent
ly with batter. Cook three hours,
when done pour over half teacupful
Of walnut catsup and the same of cider.
Serve with fried apples.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23
Card OF Thanks,

If the proprietor of Kemp's Balsaln
should publish a card OF thanks, containing
expressions of gratitude which come 10 him
daily, from those who have been cured of
severe throat and lung troubles by the use
of Kemp's Balsam, IL would fill fair-sized
book. How much better TO invite all to
call on any druggist and get free sample
bottle that you may test for yourself its
power. Large bottles JOc and 81.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

an electrical fire engine, which can
be tapped for service whenever wanted,
Is the latest invention. The advanta-
ges claimed are that it can be started
at full speed; that it Is much lighter
than a steam fire engine of equal
power; that 1t cost one-third less; that
it is noiseless In It's operation; makes no
smoke, sparks, nor ashes; that 1t Is
safer and easier to control and is econo-
m;cal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23
What SCOTS Emulsion HaSDnnlI
over a6Pounds GaininTenwas,,.
Experience OF a Prominent CHS
SUPPRESSION or YI-y
BAN ERASCIsCO Ju7- -

1 took a severe cold ~.
my chest and lungs and dpg9 5'9
not give it proper attentio.. =.
1t developed into broncbitt.
and in the fall of the Cos
year / was threatened s yvi.s
consumption. Physiciansor
dered me to a more eonpanl
al climate, and l came tn S G..
Francisco. Soon after ar 1or
arrival 1 commenced tatir..
Scott's Emulsion of Cod I i've:
OIL with Hypophosphites rs.
ularly three times a dev. +
ten weeks my avoirdTnoII. H.
went from 155 to 18O pounds
and over the cough mesn,
time ceased. CR BF-yrTT
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

CABBAGE SLAw.-Take one small
head of cabbage, shave fine; TO one
quart add the yolks of three eggs beat
en-, q tablespoonful OF sugar, one OF
olive oil or melted butter, half a seacup
OF thick cream, with a teaspoonful of
mustard, a little pepper and salt. Put
the mixture over the fire and stir; when
thick pour over the cabbage. Let cool
and slice hard boiled eggs over the top.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

FAMILIAR FELLOW, tapping a digni-
fed old gentleman on the shoulder
Amt my face familiar to you?
Old gentleman. brushing him Of
It's not alone your face that's familiar.
You are altogether the most familiar
man ever sawl
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

VISITOR, regarding the baby-Oh,
what dear little duck of chlldI He
resembles you both, indeed he does.
He's got his mothers handsome eyes
and his fathers hair.
Father, who is baldheaded-I think
he must have; haven't.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

PA NowHERE--Which do you love
best, Bobby, your papa and mama, or
your two rabbits?
Bobby, after some consideration
Well, think love ma and the jack
rabbit the best.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

a ne,c process for the production of
aluminium steel has been invented by
Brin Brothers, London. 1t consists IN
melting pig-iron in contact with clay
and certain 6ux, the result being a
sonorous incorrodible alloy. contain in g
I,75 per cent. of aluminium.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

To The Edftor-Please inform your readers
that have positive remedy for the above
named disease which i warrant TO cure the
worst cases So strong is my faith in its vir.
tues that / will send free sample bottle and
valuable treatise to any sufferer who will give
me his p o. and Express address Resp'y,
H q. ROOT. NJ C, lS3 Pearl St. New York
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

To RENEW VELvET.-Do not brush
1t up or down, but use hat brush; set
the brush down into the KNAPP of the
velvet, then give it a sort OF q twirl to
fiirt out the dust. If 1t does not yet
look well, hold 1t over steam and brush
the kuap as above.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

OYSTER PIE. - Grease a deep tin
plate and cover the bottom with pulled
paste, lay on il a dozen good sized .ys-
ters, season with butter, pepper and
salt, spread over this an egg batter and
cover with a crust OF the paste, making
small openings in It with n fork; bake
about twenty five minutes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

BLoTTERwICK-Is see that the hustle
is no longer worn.
His wife-Where did you see that,
my dearP
Blotterwick, meekly-In the newspa-
pers.
His wife, sharply-Well, when you
see it in the street Just let me know.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

To WASH WHITE LACE--S +
thoroughly, soak about half an hour,
then squeeze 1t gently In the water to
remove the loosened dirt; run It through
a ringer or squeeze it out, soap again
and soak in warm water several hours
and change the water. repeating till
clean, being careful not to rub 1t or
wiring It with the hands so as to strain
the fragile fabric. Rinse and starch
and hang IN the sun or air to dry;
straighten Il while drying, then iron
with a warm but not hot iron.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

MRS. DoLLITER-Oh,H Henry, 1 have
dropped the water pitcher out of the
window, and saw it light on an elder
ly man.
Mr.. Dolliver, turning pale - Great
Scott, janet You don't know what
damage you may have causedI
Mrs. Dolliver, IN tears-Yes, 1 do.
It's pure china and can't be replaced
for less than 500. Oh, what shall dor
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

Customer, emphatlcaily-NOI
Barber-You are tight, sir. None
of our best people are using oil on their
hair nowadays. ITO next customer]-
Oil, sir?
Customer - Why, yes, guess so.
Proper thing, isn't it?
Barber-Yes. sir. All our best peo-
pie are using oil on their hair nowa-
days.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

ACKNOWLEDGE IT.-"You must
not touch the top OF nv baby's head"
said a mother to her four year old,
"she has a soft spot there that is very
tender"
The youngster gazed al 1t curiously
Tor a moment, and then asked:
"Do all babies have spots on their
headsP"
Yes"
ibid papa have soft spot on the
top of his head when he was a baby?'
Yes" replied the mother, with a
sigh, "and he has got 1t yet"
And the old man, who had heard the
conversation from an adjoining room,
sang out:
"Yes, indeed he has, my dear boy,
or lie would be single man to day."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

Catarrh is caused by scrofulous taint in the
blood, ana is cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla, which
puri1les and enriches the blood and gives the
whole system health and strength. Try this ''pe-
culiar medicine" Its prepared by C. 1. Hood
Co. LOWELL. MAsS
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

Lemonade four quarts of
water, one and half pounds loaf
sugar, the juice of eight lemons, and
the rubbing OF one; strain through
when il is ready for use.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

CHICKEN PIE.-Joint the chicken,
which should be young; boil them till
nearly tender In Just sufficient water to
cover them; take them out of the liquor
and lay them In pudding dish lined
with pie crust, and to each layer of
chicken put three or four thin slices OF
pork, or couple OF ounces OF butter
cut into small bits; season each layer
well with pepper and salt, and dredge
-four over the top, and then turn in the
liquor in which the chicken was stewed,
TIL you can Just see it at the top; cover
il with pie crust, cut a slit in the CEN
ter and ornament with strips of pastry.
Bake in quick oven for about an
hour.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

4 correspondent OF The Lancet has
found the following to be an efectual
remedy for sleeplessness. After taking
a deep Inspiration he holds his breath
till discomfort is felt, then repeats the
pvocess a second and a third time. AS
a rule, this IS enough TO produce sleep.
y Slight degree OF asphrxia Is thus
relied on as a soporillc agent.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

The Frazer Axle Grease received medals
at the Centennial, North Carolina State
Fair, Paris Exposition. American lnsti-
tute, New York, and others.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

SWEET PoTAToES Boil, mash and
mix IN a pudding dish, with a table
spoonful OF butter, two OF sugar and
two eggs 10 every pint OF potatoes; STIR
smart and set IN the over.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

EVERY season the old problem of the
best mode Of keeping cabbage in win.
ter is discussed, some growers advising
burying the cabbage heads up, while
others advise heads down. This ques-
ton may be disposed OF briefly thus:
IL the heads are mature and solid they
should be buried roots up, but loose
heads can be pitted roots down, so as to
grow and make solid heads by spring
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

lfaffiicted with sore eyes use DIR. Isaac Thomp-
son 'sEye-water. Druggists sell at &c. per bottle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

Avoid as far as possible, in planting
second crops, a succession of similar
plants on The same land.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

BoGGs - understand you have
changed your barberp
BIggs-Yes, L couldn't stand the old
one. Why, only last week, they had
him out on Fortieth street to shave a
corpse, and he tried 10 start conver-
sation on the tariff
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

To CLEAN SILK or sATIN.-Lay on
L board or table, rub it over with a
sponge or with goods that will not fade.
If the silk Is black it is we'll to use n
piece OF old black silk 10 rub IL with.
If satin, do not rub across the width,
but Iengthwise- The water used may
contain ammonia or little alcohol or
cold coffee. Then press with a cloth
over and under the goods.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

Nothing cures Dropsy, Gravel, Brlght's, Heart,
Diabates, Urinary, Liver Diseases, Nervousness,
&c, Ike Cams Kidney Cure. ONCE, S3l Area
St, Phila. S. bottle, for S.. At Druggists.
Cures the worst cases Cure IuArIuLeei. Iry 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

-IngenlHus ladies are using summer
jackets OF lint cloth for house wear.
The jackets ase without lining, and
are exceptionally pretty, useful and
becoming. Drapes vests OF crepe de
chine or sUTah may b added, and also
fancy revers and cun,, according to
the taste. a very wide strong belt
should be set inside OF the Jacket. and
so arranged as to lit the fslre quite
closely, otherwise their fasenings
might show on the outside of the gar
menL
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

Sets of leopard and undyed natural
sealskin will be extensively worn the
coming winter by very young ladies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

CORN meal In small quantities, In
seed meal in small quantities, and a
liberal quantity of good bran meal
with the roughness, will make an ad-
mIrable winter feed for milch cows, and
II given literally, with good shelter, it
IS possible 10 secure = good low of milk
during the winter; provided of course,
that you have good breed OF cows :,
that this feed can be given to during
the winter
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

Virtue is its own reward, and the
pay isn't big enough TO keep many
people in the business.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

FITS: All Fits stopped rree by DR.. Kline's GIeat
Nerve Itestorer. No Fits after nrst days use Mar
veous cures Treatise and 81 trial bottle free 70
HI cases send 10 Dr. Is line y3l Arcn ST. PnLA Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

PORK made from considerable pOr-
tion OF apple diet Is peculiarly sweet in
favor. Hogs Will fatten more rapidly
on sweet apples than sour, If apples are
principally depended upon; but il grain
Is fed with apples, the sour will DO even
better than sweet, rs the acid will assist
in the digestion OF the grain. 1t would
be better to feed corn for a few weeks
before killlag 10 harden the pork.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

Associate with healthy people; health
is contagious as well as disease.
PARsNIPs.-Wash and scrape, put in
boiling salt water, cook tender, take
up, slice, lay in a pan, pour over melted
butter and sprinkle with sugar; set in
the oven to brown.
LAWNS are best made by following
natures suggestions. If she has made
a swale so be it. II she has rolled up a
mound let it alone. We have only to
remove roughness and inequalities.
Orangeade.-Take four quarts Of
water, one pound sugar, the juice of
ten oranges and Of one lemon, and the
Tubbings of two oranges; strain 1t as
SOON as It is thoroughly mixed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

More than 4 900 persons perIshed 10y
he hurricane which devastated Bar
badoes, Oct. 10, 1850.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

DR.. j. B. Mayer, s31 Arch ST., PhIl'a,
Pa. Ease st once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou
sands OF cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

EoAsT ZIG. - TO prepare the pig,
make ready large pan OF boiling wat
er; put the pig for ten minutes Into
cold water, then plunge it into the pot,
moving it about till the hair begins TO
loosen. Take IL out, dry it, and with
a coarse cloth rub the hairs backward
until they are all removed. Take out
the entraiIs and wash II thoroughly In
cold water. When the pig Is well
cleaned make filling of mashed pota-
toes or of bread, sage, pepper and salt,
lust as you like. Sew It up with a
strong thread, truss 1t with its forelegs
skewered back and its hind legs for
ward. Rub It with butter and flour it
all over. Butter well the dish you bake
1t In. Basic frequently with either
pure olive oil or melted butter. When
done take it out and rub it well over
with buttered cloth, and put back in
the oven a few moments TO dry
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

ALL the small potatoes should be
boiled from tine to time and mixed
with q quantity Of muSh, and given to
the young chickena.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

a GOOD REAsoN.-Why is it, Clara,
that you never play with little Fanny
Smith?
Clara-What is the use of cultivatfng
the society OF girls who have no mar
riageable brothersP 1t is Just time
thrown away.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

New Orleans
plating the org
mittee, whose ~
ina practical v
of their sex Wit
are treated in bI
asylums, prisonsi
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

THE longer turnips and cabbages can
remain out without actually freezing,
the better they are for eating purposes
and the better they will keep through
the winter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

A new boa is wide and fat about the
throat and down the front, ending with
boas of bt ar or other long-haired fur.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

THE Einel toV
in its IncOmple
structure in Jh4
feet higher u
monument It
wonder OF the wl
years ago, but
wonder at engIl,
kind.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

INTRODUCE new biCod into your
stock every year OF so, BY either buy
ing n cockerel, or setting OF eggs from
some reliable breeder. Look At your
neighbor's lock.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

Begin the new year by keeping &C
counts. Try 1t for one year and you
AwW not DEPART from the practice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23
BARBER, to customer-On, sir?

Bronchitis is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cnre for Consump mption.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23
Trazer ANIe Grease.

Make stepping-stones of stumbling
blOplS
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

To RENEW BLACK LACE. Dip in
cold coffee; keep 1t straight while dry
iag, then press with a warm iron.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

swifts sPecinc cured me Of m.lisnan pod Poison
after bad ben treated in vain with old so-s1lled
rc1nedies Of Mercury and Potash :. S. g not only
cured the Blood Poison, but relieved the Rhsurnsr
tsr1 which WAS caused by the poisonous rnincrnla
GEO. BovELL. an ID Avenue, n Y
Nine years sso ScrofulA attacked two OF NV chill
drer1, and they were badly Afflicted with the disease
Thch resisted the treatment of family physcis
aocnInt OF eures IN my county paper. The improve
short tine my Children wsre cured, and are stIii
sound and we'll JOHN WILLIAMS. Lexington, Va
swUIs sYrcrIc Is entirrly q vegetable remedy
and u the only rnedicins which permanently cures
ScrofulA, Blood Humors, Cancer and ContaSiour
Blood Poison, send for Books on Blood and skin
Diseases, mailed FREE
THE SWIFT sRFCIFIC CO nrnu,r q Atlanta Ga
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

Rise in the morning soon after yoI
are awake.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

IT'S said that
The beautiful prd
empress had all
now pass througI
ritv without att
than is accorde
How have the q
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

STRAW SHELTER5.-Straw as a
material for stock shelters has these
favorable qualities: It is a very poor
conductor Of heat, hence 1t makes
warm shelter. IL costs little, being
produced in abundance on large
majority OF farms; and Its employment
for this purpose does not reGtire special
skill beyond the farmer. But 1t is not
as economical rs many suppose. 1t is
as necessary that the top OF the shelter
be water tight as that the sides be wind
tight-even more important. a straw
roof can be kept rain and snow proof
only by frequent Iepairings. Straw Is
not durable material and a straw
shelter is not long-llved. In many
cases where straw shelters are now
used, a proper computation would show
show lumber to be more economical;
and as It is usually cheaper to paint
lumber than no. 20 do so, the cheapest
shelter would be neat, substantial,
painted one
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23

TEL NuEhlIi
the roof of tlle
tric car sheds Sd
fence = few davl
SAINT but LaTmIe
ted with "a derri
connected witt
which, Is thei
readily CouducI
OF this when
ladder and 4
screamed with
when another 4
ne quickly 4
learned that I
establishment
derrick had ID
work could be
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-23
VOL

DAVID IRwIi
lead in w aseEi
luainted with \
statesmen OF his |
Wsr OF 1872.