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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
A Pinch of Snuff.

Youths Companion.
In crowded city street an illnatured
mastiff seized little dog by the throat
and began viciously shaking him. A
crowd soon gathered. Words. blows
ard kicks failed to make the mastiff let
go his hold. The little dog was bowling
piteously. At this juncture, when the
Iookers-on were wondering what to do,
young man, exquiSitely dressed, came
along He at once comprehended the
situation.
leave him to me-" he said, II can
manage him."
There was an incredulous laugh from
the crowd, and cries of: 1.-The dudes
here!' Thinks he's smart'n the rest
on usp' 'Let the dude fix him" and
the like.
5 The young man drew from his pocket
a silver snutf-bcX, and held a pinch Of
snuff under the mastitf's nose.
/ The powder soon did its work. The
-tbig dog began sneezing vigorously, and
fof course had to open his mouth. He
dropped the little dog and took to his
heels, frightened and ashamed, his tail
dropping like a whipped ours.
The crowd broke into round of ap-
plause; the young man smiled and went
On his way.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
PHILOSOPHY OF THE DAY.

The degrees of luck are so various
that they can be applied to all circum-
stances.
Wisdom waits to be asked for advice.
Truths differ. Sometimes they are
told to mans face, and sometimes be-
hind his back.
The truth about some men is not told
until after they are dead.
Vanity produces cOrns and veXationS
of spirit.
Trusts are combinations of men and
corporations that cannot trust one an
other.
If every man could have his way the
world would be almost depopulated.
Some men discipline themselves to
death.
A denouncer of the drama is often a
terrifying character in the drama of his
own conscience.
Experience gets there every time.
Much sympathy is thrown away on an
ambulance patient. 1t may be only a
case of plain drunk.
q Worry kills more men than wars.
A woman tired of hearing of love is
tired of loving
Men would be less wicked if they
would hunt for fewer opportunities.
Great men can outgrow nicknames.
Sometimes it is wiser to beg pardon
than to fight. The other fellow may be
bigger, and black eye is cloud.
The man that never knows the time
of day is always too late or too early to
wait.
When the policeman says "Move on p'
it is wise to move. He has two adj
vantages-a club and the semblance of
law.
The man that guesses at probabilities
often overreaches the man that waits
for the truth.
Many man lives on the reputation
others make for him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

crippled colleges, instead of few
strong and well-equipped institutions.
He cites the fact that the Methodists
have established four colleges IN that
state, instead of being content with a
single college. and that nearly all the
other denominations are making the
same mistake. He thinks that this fool
ish practice of multiplying colleges
ought to be stopped, and that the friends
of liberal education should concentrate
and devote all available resources to a
few strong institutions. There is a wis
dom in the suggestion, and if those who
are interested in higher education here
in Minnesota would follow the sugges-
ton, we would have fewer colleges on
crutches. At least the suggestion is
worth thinking over.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
fer Dearest Foe.

San Francisco Chronicle.
She had only been married week or
two when her husband died. He was
wealthy, and, of course, his widow had
some material compensation for his loss
She had not been married long enough
to wish he were dead. They were
still in that stage when he used to come
and say: ''My dearest, do You want some
money this morning?' If it had been a
few weeks later it would have been some
what different. But he had died and
an old flame of her husband called upon
her to condole with her. Even the sad
ness of the occasion could not kill the
natural impulse to say something mean.
sit was sad to lose him so soon"
eyes, indeed: only two weeks mar
ried and he died"
"Yes, you got in just in time, didn't
Ou?o
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
RefOrmatory.
Omaha World.

Omaha World.
Penitentiary Visitor-My poor man,
how did you come to be in here?
Prisoner - For selling fraudulent
goods and thereby getting money under
false pretenses.
Visitor-I hope you'll become an hon
est man here, and be good citizen
when you are released. What are you
employed at by the stateP
Prisoner Making warranted solid
leather soles for boots and shoes out of
paSteboard.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
This and That,

An economical joint is the forequarter
of lamb.
Mutton fat can be used by mixing
with beef fat.
Fresh meat for boiling should be put
into boiling water and boiled gently
about twenty minutes for each pound.
Spring lamb haslets make delicious
breakfast dish.
Vinegar put into the water with tough
meat makes it tender.
Salt meats should be placed over the
fire in cold water. and when that boils
it should be replaced by more cold
water.
Sailed and smoked meats require
about thirty minutes slow boiling from
the time the water boilS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
A Grave Error.

Omaha World.
He-My dear Miss Angel, will you
not partake of just little pale, pink
cream and one bonbon, which, fear,
will not be so exquisite as your are ac-
customed to in Boston?
She-What break! Pm not from
Boston. L live In Kansas City.
He-Well, Pm fish! Here, waiter,
bring us double order of pork, beans
and some turnips with the Feelings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

has secured a good Office in Kentucky.
and nephew one at Augusta, Me. w.
II. EDWARDS, a chum OF WALKER
BLAINE, has been appointed consul
general at Berlin; WILLIAM HARRISON
BRADLEY, of Illinois, a connection Of
the HARRIsoNs, has been appointed
consul at Nice; HALFoRD's brother-in-
law has good postoffice in Illinois, and
a brother-in-law of the vice preside mt
has the Manchester consulship, worth
from $4,000 year to $4,000. There
are none of the class that st. Paul called
worse than infidels about the admins
tratiOn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
CLOUDY SKIES.

Silly showers, how fast you fall
To keep my love at home
/ heard her say but yesterday
She meant to gather flowers this way,
But now she will not come.
Stupid sheep. how slow you move
ThrOuh grass she does not treadl
The wind turns chill We skylark stills
What boots song, what means trill,
When skies are black o'erhead?
Cowslips tall, your golden bells
May rock and ring in yainl
On you | vent my discomfort,
The dull world looks so different
Through warm, gray drops of rain.
M. c. ellington in Woman's World
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

SOUTH DAKOTA is reported to have
taken time from its state building to
plant the largest area of corn it has ever
grown. 1t was one of the early delu-
sions that corn was not a good crop
there. but about half of the state is a
first-class corn region, and in the rest it
averages fairly, even as far north as
Aberdeen.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
dener over the new farm)-What is that
plant, David?

dener over the new farm)-What is that
plant, David?
Davis-Milkweed. ma'am.
Mrs. Amateur ten minutes later,
bursting excitedly into her husbands
den)-Jaek. there's no earthly need of
our keeping so many cows; this place is
overrun with milkweed, and we may as
well economic little.-Town Topics.
Little Howard has been told he must
be punished. but that he could chooes
between whipping and being shut up
in dark closet. After a moments
painful thought, he said: ''Well, papa,
if mamma'll do it, guess Pll be whip
ped, but if you are going to whip me,
l guess I'll be shut up."-Youth's Com
panion.
Two we'll known clergymen lately
missed their train. upon which one of
them took out his watch, and finding it
to blame for the mishap, said he would
no longer have any faith in it.
But" said the other, 'isn't it a
question, not of faith, but of works.
Living Church.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
A SERENADE.
i the midnight hours dreary

In the midnight hours dreary
Every citizen that's weary
While there's silence long and deep,
Tries to get a little sleep.
But lot of serenading
All the atmosphere pervading,
Wakes him from his little nap,
''Buzz-z-z-z-z"-(sl slap.
In the morning hours gliding,
With no sign Of e'er subsiding,
War is waged-a singing fight,
Until the dawn produces light.
Gorged upon their victim gore,
Some fall sodden TO the floor,
While others, singing, fill the gap.
''Buzz-z-z-z-z''-(sl Slap.
G. A. NJ. in New York Morning Journal
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
A Generous Foe,

American Glassworker.
Fanny-Why, Emma, how cordially
you shook hands with Miss Frizhair at
the party last night 1 thought you
were deadly enemies.
Emma-Oh, that is all past. have
forgiven ner everything, she has grown
so plain looking.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

PRESIDENT HARRISON replies to the
carpers about his Sunday excursions:
''They know that | have no other time
for rest, and they know L must have
rest if l am to keep on with my work. :"
So far as appears, this work is eXclu-
sively finding places for friends and
good people. He might take a day or
two off in the week
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
Making Up for the Dentists Chair.


Its mystery to me-" said a dentist
of large practice recently, shat
woman will make up her face to come
to dentists chair. Yet many of them
do. Hardly day passes that L don't
have some woman in here rouged, pow
dered and penciled to the last degree.
You would think they would hardly
care to face the strong, cruel
light which 1 employ in my work,
or my own close, if involuntary,
scrutiny, but they don't seem to mind
either. Only yesterday l worked for
three'hOurs over woman whose lips
were so besmudged with some vermill-
ion paste that it came off generously
with every use of the syringe to wash
out her mouth. The powder on her
face busted my coat sleeve with every
motion almost, and discovered before
] was through with her that even the
veins on her temples owed their deli
cate blue look to some outside intiu-
ence."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

THE competition among the Omaha
papers has become so lively that one of
them offers chance in drawing for a
valuable lot to every subscriber who be-
comes a parent between June, 1889. and
April, 1890. incidentally. also, it is a
scheme to get ahead of rival towns in
the census,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

PHILADELPHIA insists that it will
not yield the second place in pOpula-
ton to Chicago in the census next year,
unless the lake city has big immigra-
ton of farming population upon its
new lands. Philadelphia claims to be
still 100000 or so ahead.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

THE Democrats in Massachusetts pro-
pose to nominate Hon. w. E. RUSSELL,
one of their ablest and most popular
men, for governor, and make a lively
dash for success. The Republicans are
demoralized over the prohibition ques-
ton, and their bad faith is driving the
honest drys out. But the temperature is
too high to draw a picture of a Demo-
cratic governor in that state Just yet.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

learned that the conference had prac-
tically concluded its work. 1t is not
probable that anything will be done
towards establishing government here
until official information is received in
regard to the result of the conference.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

PADDY RYAN is quite sure SULLIVAN
will knock out KILRAIN in shorter order
than he did RYAN some years ago. The
latter stood up for six rounds. The
country generally agrees with him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

THE Persian minister is reported
greatly annoyed at the freedom with
which the American press refers to the
shah on his Western tour. If the editors
were in Persia, their heads would be
taken off, as it is not allowable to tell
the truth about rulers there.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

A GOOD deal of objection has been
raised to rope skipping as injurious,
but it will be more popular now that it
has been made one of the tests of Sui
IIVAN'S condition.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

IN ALABAMA twenty-five citizens
have entered the contest for United
States marshal, and paper of the party
says it is the largest Republican rally
ever known in the state.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

WHILE President HARRISON is junk
citing about in the private cars of rail
way presidents, it may be remembered
that President CLEVELAND always paid
his fare, and thought the cars other peO-
pie rode in were good enough for him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

ACCORDING to the astronomer of a
New York paper there is an enormous
spot on the solar disk, visible with
smoked glass. 1t is a theory received
with some favor that the sun spots have
a good deal to do with the terrestrial
weather, and that their influence
reaches a maximum once in eleven
years. AS this is the big spot season
the meteorological conditions will be
observed In connection with it. With
so many discoveries of disturbing ele-
ments in recent times it is almost a
wonder that the weather is as good as
it is.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

In THE movement to make the Re
publican party in Mississippi respeeta-
BILE, the assistant editor OF Democratic
paper at Greenville has been compen-
stated with consulship to South Amer
lea for stealing from the desk of his as
sociate some political correspondence
that is supposed to have some bearing
on a congressional election contest. 1t
indicates the anxiety of the administra-
ton to secure a safe majority in the
next congress.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
nn-nAv,s WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, July: For Upper Michl-
gan and Wisconsin: Showers; much cooler;
winds becoming northerly; high on the
coast, For Minnesota and Iowa: Showers;
cooler; decidedly SO in Iowa; northerly
winds. For Dakota: Showers; cooler; brisk
uortherly winds.
opSFpVATJONs
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

YESTERDAY was a good day for pull
pits to impress upon bad people the
danger of their finding higher temper
allure with no ice or cool churches.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
How He "RuSled."

Zagonyi. the commander of Gen.
Fremont's body-guard, was Hungarian
refugee, and a man of most gallant
spirit, says the Youths Companion, not
at all the man to overlook insubordina-
ton or the appearance of it. He obeyed
orders himself and eXacted obedience
from others.
Just before the final charge at FIRE.
mont, Mo-, Zagonyi directed one of the
buglerS, a Frenchman, to sound sig
nal The bugler seemingly paid no at
tention to the order, but darted off with
Lieut. Maythenpy. A few minutes after
ward he was observed in another part
of the field vigorously pursuing the
flying infantry.
When the line was formed in the city
square after the engagement, Zagonyi
noticed the bugler, and, approaching
him, said: I'm the midst of the battle
you disobeyed my order. You are un-
worthy to be a member of the guard. l
dismiss yOu.'
For reply the bugler held up his bugle
and showed the mOuthpiece shot en-
tirely away.
1.-The mouth was shot off, said he.
81 could not bugle viz mon bugle, and
so bugle viz mon pistol and saber."
1t is unnecessary TO add that the SEN
tence of dismissal was withdrawn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
lRain-II Co,,, Rain
STATIONS fall. 0fAii0Ns' fall.
Alexandria. 10 Ortonville 10
Fergus Falls. 2.61 Tracy ........... 90
Fort Ripley l.26lISt. Paul. ........ .U3
P. F. LYONS, Sergeant Signal Corps.

For some reason picture buyers in
Europe do not come to this country to
make purchases. Americans 90 over
there.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
What Gould That Fourth One Be?

There is very nice young lady in
Washington, says the Post, who has a
way of Kidding herself of bOres to be
commended for uniqueness, at least.
She tells the tireSome party story;
then second; if the second doesn't
start him. the third one is almost sure
to. In case that fails the fourth never
missed its man. She calls them her
"Undertaker Series" They are as fol-
lows:
"Oh, dear!" said the beautiful daugh-
ter of prominent undertaken, 81 am
afraid [ shan't be able to 90 to Saratoga
this summer. Papa says he never knew
people to he so frightfully healthy. If
some one doesn't die before long Shan't
even have new spring hat"
The second runs as follows: A New
England gentleman went to Florida in
the last stage of consumption, fingered
few months and passed away. His
bereaved widow telegraphed home:
cred by insurance" She then
set about preparing the remains for
shipment to the North. The local I'M
dertaker was called in. The season
was about over, and his large and select
assortment had been reduced to a sim
gle casket, which proved about two feet
too long for the deceased. Never
mind" sobbed the widow, after she had
haggled the price down to the lowest
possible figure, 1.-THE box is too long, but
but can fill the end IN w-with oranges,
bcoho"
And the third is like unto this: A
certain undertaker's energetic wife
ekes out the family purse by keeping a
boarding house. The boarders claim to
tell with unerring accuracy when the
husband has had charge of funeral,
because the next day there are flowers
on the table and ice on the butter.
The fourth story can be told only
under extreme provocation. 1t would
be downright grave robbery to repeatit.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

TR1 WEEKLY-Oaily = Monday Wednesday
and Friday.) M M
yrin advance 81 90 6 mos in adv .SZ W
3months in advance. 81 Oo.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
seryed. Address all letters and kilograms 10
THE GLOBE. St. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
PITH AND POINT.

"Does it pay to striker" shouted the
orator.
cit depends on how much your strike
for" said the base ball enthusiast. ''If
it is three-bagger it pays every time"
-Harner'S Bazaar.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

SUNDAY ALONE.
1vrIn advance 81 90 / 8 mos in adv.....5oc
6 m. in advance l 90 l mo. in adv. .2oc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One Year, 81 Six Mo. Csc Three Mo. SOC
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
iyrif advanceS1O 90 mos. in adv. 81 90 90
GIN. in advance 5 90 5 weeks in adv. W
One month .S5c.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

THE president and Mr.. BLAINE are
evidently agreed as to the duty of get
ting their kindred into office. The past
week or so cousin of Mr.. BLAINE
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

Parkson-Pll bet so cents that lei
ville's girl has Tilted him.
Richford-What makes you think so?
Parkson-Why. he's out under the
trees looking for the pipe he threw
away last month.-Burlington Free
Press
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
BY LEWIS BAKER.

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
DAILY (NoT INCLUDING sunday M
VT in advance. So 90 8 m in advanceSz 90
6 m. in advance 4 90 u weeks in adv. w
One month. TOO.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

Eastern advertising Office, Room IS,
Tribune Building, New York.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08
TIE MFFK1.Y-REpORT.

UNITED STATES SIGNAL OFFICE, ST. PAUL,
July7. 1SS9.-For the week ending Yesterday
the rainfall reported from that portion of this
state mainly comprising the watersheds OF
the Minnesota and Upper Mississippi rivers
has been plentiful to westward and north
westward from here but very scanty to south
westward. But little change is indicated in
these streams this week. Details of the rain
in inches and fractions thereof is appended:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

Mr.. de Pork-You do not understand
English very well yet, do you Monsieur
Chaban?
M. Chaban-Non, Monsieur, but un-
derstandS it mooch bettaIre Fan your
French, n'est-ce pas?-Lawrence Amer
lean.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-07-08

He-I wonder which of those two
young ladies is his sister?
She-Why. the brunette, of course.
Didn't you notice that she had to put on
her wrap herself? Somerville Journal.
Returned Tourist-You wouldn't be-
lieve half the wonderful things that l
could tell you about India. Why, in
some of the temples OF the Bramins they
have fires that have been burning 1900
years.
Chicago Man-Great Scott! they
ought to have our fire department there
for a few minutes-New York Truth.
Miss Caper (sweetly)-So sorry to say
unpleasant things. dear, but duty COM
pels me to tell you your conduct last
night was absolutely scandalously i'm
proper.
Miss Rushitte-Good of you. I'm sure,
but people in glass houses should not
throw stones"
Miss Footinit (desirous of pouring oily
No, indeed, especially when all the
windows are broken.-Town Topics.
Telegram-herald., 1889-07-12
NOTHING ON SUNDAY

Cincinnsu Saloon Keepers Join ths Cru
s1de for Sabbath ciosisg-Ihey Get an
Order Issued kbuttfsE All shops snd
stopping strest-C.rs ana suk Wagons
CINCINNATI. July 1.-The numerous con-
victions Of violators OF the Sunday law
have driven the saloon men ~ desperation
and a. q last resort they have organized q
league for the protection of their Tight-
The league is headed by Robert huebnert,
3 notorious saloon keeper Tuesday ths
executive committee of tbs league. headed
by Kuehuert. called on Che Enyor and
urged him 20 announce that be Wotl8o order
all SUNDAY laws obeyed Tho mayor. who
has ali along favored the ssio0nists. gave
notice that he would issue q proclamation
directing that al ctgar. socs stef ana
drug stores groceries and other places ~
business be closed. aDe directing the poles
t. arrest on sight ali saeet-car aud mix
wagon drivers
The BARRIERS are glad OF the of6sr aud
viii gladly obey g. Many cigar men are
disgruntied and The street car men VIII pay
10 attention o. the order The police
board which claims that the mayor bss 10
control ever tlis police force. will 81 down
hard on The mayor. and red fight is
expected sunday
The Law aud Order beayus expresses
satisfaction ~ TIE course taken and ssys u
hopes the closing Of ciKsT-stores and bsr-
ber-shors viii lie euforcsa Fvsuing ptpss
express djsr1isi st the mayors sc'isn aud
Esy bis opsB alliance with TIE ssisUfists 10 .
disgrscs g. the city snc outrage ca the
Republican party uttick be representa-