New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-26
THE TALK OF TIE DxX.

THE TALK OF TIE ULY.
Sam Jones recently told q clergyman q n. IN.
tsntion to start big revival in Los Angeles. csi
g Why do you do that's asked the clsrrymaa: A.
Is the City of Angela sMebbs IL a. rsp,,ed san,
"but guess the bulk of them is fallen angela
Tho Maharajah of Barads. possessa jewels valued
at s15.oooooo. and on state occasions wears =
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Norrfstown Herald
old for the inst time to the Church Of the Advent
Judged i1 %hs IL s% he sdsrda r.
experience The altar particularly atescted his at
loud enough to be audible to whocvs. was in tSs
neighborhood
manteipiece p-tBost Courier.
The legislators of Texas won't feel al homo in the
magnificent Capitol at Austin. rho Brussels
carpets. the rich draperies of the windows, the desks
Of antique oak and the chairs with morocco leather
uphoislerfng viii I'LL them with the dreadful sus-
pcion that the foundations of Their liberty are being
Slapped by effete luxury
Secrets Of Grcatnesa-Amblticw Youth--Eather,
leave name long 70 Breathe IL sweet atmosphere
Of fame. I am resolved to hecoup great. Wa you
wise Father-with pleasure. The foundation Of
greatness IL good education.
A. VI am laying It,
A. Yves What eisei
W. F.-Aways be polite to Newspaper uisn.-CSow-
ycupg woman who sat on the fronteat Of the mussum
platform with her hands folded undr her apron. De
you write with your toes take snfes in your bands,
SNo. ma,sm; Pm tho young lady that always
turned s IN Whenever vent out Company
lsrs' Weekly.
aThe worid'se burning eilin- ththsrbor suggestion
proved TO be anything but burnig question.
As We proceeded ailIgators. becaae very numerous.
lying close TO the msrshy banks orfndolony summing
alligator he Is all enthusiasm noting win do but thst
he must secure the body Of his gnis and hack out,
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The Amusement OF the odtmers, wb watch the giosk
ng ecstasy with which the slayer a'nines bis prize.
With much the same feeling an Outbound must havo
when regarding the first efforts ola promising pup.
When, after Staying dozen or 50 the novice finds
with ssse and does Ss '' deem
airy to interrupt the pleasure Of hoottng with the
abor Of securing the gane.-tForest nd Stream.
"Hungsra' of THIS city, declares that naturalixed
lungarhns in New-york are made TO renounce al.
sgance to the Emperor Of Austria, yhen they shouh
,nounce tbs allegiance of their only lawful sovereign.
10 King Of Hungary. That the Emperor Of Austria
appens to bc the King Of Hungary doesn't AFFECT
no principle at all, 1t says and 10 sfnelned 10 call
question the citizenship Of ali Evngarians who
ave been naturalized in this city on that ground.
Danger of Pricing Presents.-youns Lady--what is
IFS ornament have on WORTH
Dealer-Seventy- FIVE cents
oh dear t Il was given ven to me as Christmas
yes, miss. That the price bfore Chnstmas.s
philadelphia Record.
The atlas is the index Of progress. Time was when
APPS would last from TO year With serviceabity
IMPAIRED. But all that is changd, and we must
Nv have new atlas every year. Just much as
w almanac Thus Grams STANDARD American At
$ for 1885 comes timely TO hand, with its carto-
sphic record Of Industry and enterprise Look at
map OF Dakota, for example. onB little whilo
% that Territory represented by blank square
th two or three lonesome-lookfng rivers struggling
ross &c and fantastic DEVILS Lake IN ono corner.
w Il is all chopped up into counties and townships
gfidroned with railroads, until locks again to
aka sure 10 isn't map or Ohio by niftake. Other
rts Of the country do not show so many changes;
such as they Cram maps them all down to
b., with complete indexng, plans OF cities. social
fitical and Industrial statistics, etc. nisking up
npendous and convenient handbook Of the world
nuendabe alike for usefulness to the pubin offcs
1 the private study.
Fosg-I see It stated that Mrs HumphrY Ward Is
coming 10 America
Brown-Mrs. Humphry wards don't uink
r heard Of her Who is she7s
Why she is the author OF Robert Elsmerc' .urely.
have heard of Robert Elsmere'f'
NO. never heard OF u. What IS 10. history or
ord Of travels only a book of verses
md Fogg clasped the hand Of Brown with elusive
rgy, and with tears In HIS eyes declsres that
wn was the luckiest and happiest man in America
'oston Transcript.
ian Is an unEainy creature at the best HI head
anal sss sps ssi his eyes are not s
shoulder is higher than the other. one hind or
larger than the other-snd this on opposite ides--
hips Of he has any are unequal IN shape Tbe
es OK Dis fegs are not twins in anything but
ana wtnont his tailor halter and bootmaIer he
10 not written 30 discuss their ph Hcal opoied.
n IL was IL wond not be half the Length thai
.-fSan Francisco Chronicle