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The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10
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Thoroughly cleanse the blood. Witch Z the
fountain Of health. BY using Dr.. PSerce's 9oso.
6air Ghin, bu0yant 0piritsI and bodily health
nd Vieoe viii be established.
nom tho common pimple. 6lotch, or eruption.
20 tie worst Scrofula, OF bl0Od-p00on. r
pecially ha0 e proven its efbcacy IN curing
Fever sores, Hip Joint Disease: ScrOfuloue
Sores and S~wellines. ENLARGED GAndA Col
tre or Thick Neck, and Eating sores OF
Ulcers
Golden Medical Discovery cures Cooeump-
ton (which = Scrofula Of the 1ungO. By ~
ma nutTitive propertieS Il taken in tine.
For weak Lungs. Splitting Of Blood. Short
neo Of Breath. Catarrh In the Head. Bron::
s6ectiona. it = . sovereign remedy. lt
promptiy cures the ~severcst Coughs. =.
Fog Torpid Liver. RiltOusneaa o. Liver
N uue0usled remedy. Sold by druGgion.
Price 500. Or six bottles for SSO0
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

These life insurance tables that show
the expectation, the average, the proba-
bility of life are very curious and inter-
esting. In a million births the males
outnumber the females q, 1000, but the
girls don't die SO fast, and by the time
they reach 30 years the females begin to
outnumber the men and outlive them.
Nine thousand more ONE live to see
70 years than men, taking q million as
the basis. Two thousand more women
than men live to see 90. At 100 years
there are 20 men to IA women. The
males start out most numerous, and this
il right. for it gives every girl q fair
chance for q lover and q husband-and
it certainly was intended by q kind
Providence that she should have one.
She il entitled to one, and II had my way
I would make every old bachelor marry
or support one.
II he wouldn't marry according to
nature, I would make him work for one.
In youth and middle age the males out
number the females, because it takes a
good number to defend the country and
do the fighting. But the d women out
live the old men because tlBey are needed
to nurse us and raise the grandchildren.
They have no bad habits that shorten
life. They do not drink nor chew to-
bacoo, nor smoke, nor expose themselves,
nor eat In . hurry. They take life calm
and serene. One hundred and twenty
five thousand children are born every
day. What a squalling and rejoicing II
one could hear it all at once. Just think
of 900 of brand new human
beings in . year. But they don't stay
long. not many of them. One-fourth Of
them die before they are six years old.
While 125, 1000 are born in q day there
arc 100, 600 funerals going on At the same
time. WHAT weeping and wailing, what
gEsef and sorrow il we could hear and
80 e all Verify the increase Of the hu-
man family is mixed with great tribula-
tons. Births and deaths, births and
deaths, with the births only q little
ahead, and sometimes, when wal and
pestilence and famine come, the death
rate ID ahead.-BM Arp in Atlanta Con-
stitution.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10
A EDm0us Chateon.

OF Adelina Pattiis latest acquisition,
the famous Chateau de Chenonceaux, Q
correspondent writes from Paris: 1T
was here that Francis I conversed with
Bayard on the happiness and glory Of
France, and it was In the sitting room
that the monarch. the friend Of letters,
received into his friendship Rousard and
Clement Marot; It was under these trees
that Marie Stuart and Anne Boleyn, then
brilliant in youth and beauty, walked In
their sweet dreams Of happiness; It was
in this mysterious oratory that Claude Of
France, daughter Of Louis XII, had %
often prayed Here are also the subter-
ranean passages where, at the time Of
the conspiracy Of Amboise, Diane Of
P~oictiers, concealed the chief Of the
French mobiles from the rage Of Gather
inc de Medici Finally. it was on these
beautiful banks Of the River Cher that
Delville wrote some part Of his poem
'Des Jerdins:' Thomas, q few of his
tEloges Historiques;' Marmontel, his
prettiest 'Contss Morceaux;' Barthel-
envy, the introduction Of his .Anarchar-
tis,' and there Is that delightful sylvan
walk which J. J. Rousseau speaks Of
with such intoxicating delight, where he
loved to mediate and where it il THOUGHT
his immortal work on education had is
foundation Chicago Herald.
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Smoltok- You NE becoming some.
thing OF . writes, ] hear. Aio sylvia.
understand that you write over q nom de
plumet
Aiss Sylva Penne young and umide
Obi no. indeed The lust article I vroas
VA hardly over \ column. -PittsburR
Bulletin.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

A9ESk0.
The motto OF California means, I have
found it. Only in that land Of sunshine,
where the orange. lemon, olive, fig and
grape bloom and ripen, and attain their
highest perfection in mid-winter, are
the herbs and gums found, that are used
in that pleasant remedy for all throat
and lung troubles.
SANTA ABLE the ruler OF coughs,
asthma and consumption. Messra. Dowty
L Becher have been appointed agents
for this valuable California remedy, and
sell it under guarantee at 81 q bottle.
Three for $3.50
Try CALIFORNIA CAT-R-CURE,
the only guaranteed sure for catarrh.
81, by mail, $1.10!
All Unoat man ara IN oono Aonroo in
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10
EaRRy.

This 10 what You ought to have, in
fact You must have it, to fully enjoy life.
Thousands are searching for it daily.
and mourning because they find it not.
Thousands upon Thousands OF dollars
are spent annually by NJ people in the
hope that they may attain this boon.
And yet it may be had by all. We
guarantee that Electric Bitters, If used
according to directions and the use per-
sisted in, viii bring you good digestion
and Dust the demon dyspepsia and in
stall instead eupepsy. We recommend
Electric Bitters for dyspepsia and all
diseases Of the liver, stomach and kid
neya. Sold at Soc and 81 per bottle by
David Dowty, druggist.
0k~.~ - ---RA Al-A
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

Closs You Mouth.
"You more, don't your asked . Pitts.
burg doctor Of . patient who VA a.
iicted with . throat trouble.
my wife says that I do"
And you laugh quite oftens"
"Yea."
"And your mouths open . good deal
Of the time Just as it n now-when you
N not talking, laughing Or snorings'
81 suppose So"
"Well, that Il what ais you. Break
yourself Of the habit and your throat
viii get well Breathe through your
nose-that II what e il made for. When
you draw the air through your mouth
you receive Il with all the dust and Inn
purities il contains. Professional run
ners understand this; they know they
cannot hold out In . ace unless they
keep their mouths closed. The savages
understand Il, and an Indian mother
who sees her babe deep with its mouth
open viii press its lips together 70 that
i'd respiration may be natural
"You have heard the story Of the In
dian who was matched against . white
10 run Q rane. Ne beat EN- sure,'
be said, before The raos began. On
being asked his reasons for % believing.
he replied that he had no fear Of . man,
either In . race or In . fight, who kept
his mouth open.
III people generally knew how many
diseases q tie throat and mn6s ere
brought On BY wrong habits q beeath-
ing I think they would b more eau
tiouA Why, even . horse can't Sand
it. I wouldn't buy IN animal that kept
IT'D mouth open al the time. nor would
any man who knew anything about
horseA"-Pfttsburg Dispatch.
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NOW Tl@

Where did You buy your new oreo.
btddgetT asked . lady in suburban Ro0-
the other day of her newly imported
Giah domestic.
At Push 4 Pulls store On Waahfnston
sfreee, It was, ma'am," replied tho girl
"'Push & Pulls" QueEied tho mis-
tresk "I'really do not recall any mch
hrm IN Boston Are you not mistaken
- to the manner"
think not. maaam," said Bridget.
confidently. AT any rate that's phwat
Il said on the door,"
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

Whenever q man comes into my shop
and asks for q clean shave, I wish that I
knew him well enough to show him .
piece of his skin under q microscope
after he has had his shave and IL feeling
his smooth face In . satisdaed way while
the boy brushes him Of. The hair Of
the beard, in growing, raises little hills
Of flesh around each root, and In shaw
ing . man smoothly the razor cuts these
Of, leaving the blood vessels exposed.
Under the microscope these bleeding
vessels can be distinctly seen. and tho
flesh is seen to be entirely without the
covering Of skin - should have, Tho
natural result Is that the close shaver b
always troubled with colds and afeo-
tio0s Of the throat Close shaving b %
much q western habit that eastern bar.
bers say they can tell . western man BY
his dissatisfied look when he gets out OF
the chair and feels that he has some Of
the skin still left On his face.-St Louis
Globe-D Democrat.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

AsAAADO u bVOoS0s
When Dickens was demonstrated with
BY hosts Of London ladies for killing
Little Paul Dombey," critic said, III
Dickens don't kill Paul. Paul will kill
Dickena.". The critic thought that II
Dickens had allowed Paul to grow ND
into manhood, he, the author, would
have failed In fitting him to his sur.
roundings, and thus injured his own
reputation.
While Anthony Tfollope was writing
The Last Chronicle Of Barset," be :
prised . friend one day BY saying to
him, ''There's the end Of Mira. Proudier'
"Why7' asked the friend.
Nh. Trollope replied that he was writ
ing one day in the - club, while .
group Of young clergymen, gathered
around the fireplace, were talking about
the novel, which was appearing % .
serial. He could not help overheazing
them, a. they praised the work, but
agreed that Mrs. Proudie was becoming
an intolerable nuisance.
what did you dor asked the friend.
"Well," replied Trollope, 81 hesitated
q good deal what to do; but I finally
made up my mind and went up to them
and explained that I couldn't help hear.
ing what they were saying, and I added,
4 I'm very much obliged to you. I am
Anthony Trollope, and III 60 homo and
kill Mrs. Proudje."
And 90 he did.-Youth's Companion.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

An Ah0o10to Cure.
Tho ORIGINAL ABIETINE ON,i
HENT il only put up in large tvo-ounce
tin boxes, and 10 IN absolute core TOR
old sores, burns, wounds, chapped hands
and all kinds Of skin eruptions. Will
positively cure al kinds Of piles AJAX for
the ORIGINAL ABTTTNE OINTMENT
Sold by Dovty 4 Becher ut Is cents Per
box-by mail 80 cents. marty
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

Ours = . practical age. The old mot
70. thrust in God and keep your powder
dry has been translated By IN Iowa
farmer thus: ".Roys. don't toucl, the,e
melons. for they are green. and (3od aees
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

Personal illustrations are usually in
doubtful taste, and sometimes are posi-
lively dangerous. A farmer wa com
planned Of for maintaining . nuisance in
the shape Of . piggeEy; the neighbour
asserted that said piggery was detrimen-
tai to their health.
At the trial the rustic gentleman ar
gued his own case and summed up -
follows:
1.-THE neighbors say. your honor, that
hogs is unhealthy; I say they amt Look
ut mel Amt I healthyT'-Youth's Com
p0niOn.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10
THE WORLDS LARGE CELLS.


oss 1sse wsess..ees.s.A On
foe wv yeefs a1pef tne 6:snop q Nosa
frse Get up his church bell IN Csmpanaa.
no attempo wese made q CASING iaze
ones. Inc e p!eseoeea % = cnofcn
ae orleans N me century
weighed s!oOV POUNDS. neang tnen
the iargess m woe1d. In me tnif.
teenth century oelis q one TWO ana
three tons weight were NOS saTa In me
year l4OO the Jscqueaine was cass as
fsf's' tne mn: q t0e efees Deals. wesen'
ing' wienout me nammef' lo'VVV Poonos'
OF seven ana one ha!r iona
1ne Sa&e ioe pe8 peaas sooo became
pssssoa. Seveo!y-swo ye.ss Isse. Fs1n
aimoes doaDsea ne1 nfss eaots IN u'e y
oe!i hne ~ cassine O we've ana .
naa! Inc Dug oe,. OF aooen W
cas- IN y 49,. PoonoA
Aoe oeI N toe wot'o u oe
present ume, OF tnat eve5 nas Den, u
the iamoos h1ng o bels. now Is o
cow. hossa. Iwa cas- IN me year
l7Ss. parity from iraemenn OF anotner
greas 9 calIed the uiant. wn,cn was
broken IN the early part o. tne eeven-
teenth century ~ iaiiing nom ins sup
port
Inc 0iant, NOS y iarge ID tne
one OF wn'cn ifs naemeno now fosm
par, was nevestneSees no psSmy. % tne
reader may nfer upon oeang informed
tnas is weight vas nos sees tnan
pounds! saad q haveeken D COM
oaned strength OF tweoty-Sour men TO
ring D liant IN h1s pelmy DAYS. Inc
KING OF Bells, like the Giant, has had b
misfortune to get broken. Five yearsat-
ter 1t was cast, IN 100, during . great
hire, . heavy timber fell against the King
and broke On immense three cornered
piece from IT'D dde. leaving gap wide
enough toadmittwomenwa!king abreast
1t fsnow on the ground and issaid tohave
been used about ten years ago - . place
OF worship. the gap IN tho side servingas
. means OF insress and egress. The WI
ter Is aware that b sounds like . fairy
story, but surely there b nothing about
1t In the least improbable, inasmuch a.
the monster u II lee = inches In height
and % feet . inches around the q
gan! u weight OF this colossal folly has
been variously given. but never les than
44s.O0O poundsI Think OF 1t, as0tons. BY
some gross careIessness several hundred
pounds OF gold were said to have been
incorporated in its composatdon. Russia
leads b world In b matter OF great
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10


VEL osss.n
49, NJ" ~ J" -
W.: "a .. pe:% =. .o.,s es..:a se.,
And marriage could nssef hdne angus o0
bdA
ga. - Ma,
800 - *
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

The next time I gives woman my
seat in a car she will have to be old or
lame or have q baby Or q bundle in her
arms, or look Ill, or be in a worse con
dition than ordinary" said . well known
politician. Il had q choice seat In .
Brooklyn elevated car q few nights ago.
A big crowd got in at one Of the stations,
and I reluctantly surrendered my seat to
q healthy looking woman. I was dead
tired, and I hung on to . strap for sev-
eral stations. Then the man who occu-
pied . seat next to the woman who had
benefited by my courtesy vacated his
place. Before I could wink, this woman,
for whose sake I had stood up in q jerky
car for q mile, pulled her callow escort,
who wa evidently her son, into the va
cant seat This same thing has hap
pened many times, but it will never hap
pen again to me."-New York Sun.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10
UntOfHt606,

I'm told" said George to Mabel,
that t~yrotoxicon has been found in 70
variable abundance In ice cream this
season."
''Does Il hurt one muchr' che asked
spprehensively.
"Oh. I guess Il poisons you" he re-
Piled
els Il alive?"
"Ye-yes; I think 60"
"Oh, George, how I would like to zee
one."-Nerchant Tfaveler.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

The greatest genius is never 90 great,
% when it 10 chastised and snbdued by
the highest reason.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10
Aaxss.s - Get shs New.

- wv - NOWS
Don't forget the editor when you have
. news item. II your vito whips you,
Iee us know Of Il and we win ct you
right before the public. II you have
company tell us-if you arc not ashamed
ct your visitorA II . youngster arrives
At your house and demands food and
raiment, buy . quarters worth oe cigan
and come around, and II you arc . cash
Subscriber We viii furnish . name for
him or her, a. circumstances warrant
II you have . social gathering Of . few
friends bring around . big cake, ok Or
seven pies and . ham-noe necemarflyt to
eat. but - . guarantee of good faith.
You needn't bother to invite % - & may
Be . little too cool for our wardrobe.
We mention these little things because
we want the news, and We win have &
-Hi@inburg Tmea
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

sGo4so@ - Vo0 Ab8oo4SDO oSpoDe&
During the last thirty-three yearsabout
Q million and . half immigrants have
reached the Argentine p~rovincea OF
these. 6S.26 per cent are officially ct
down - ~ItalianaL These figures, bow.
ever. do not sufficiently indicate their
real preponderance. In the first place.
fourth Of the total immigrants are not
classified except - entering The stats By
way Of Montevideo, where Il h very
common for transshipments Of passenger
from Europe to take place. Probably
II the MontevideO returns were analyzed,
the percentage Of Italians would work
out - not less than Is per cent q the
whole. But there 10 another and stil
more important fact to be borne In mind.
The Italians in South America increase
with remarkable rapidity. the marriages
made between them and the natives
proving peculiarly fruitful-a circum-
stance not observed in such . high d.
gree among the other immigranta
In 1885 the Italian chamber Of COM
merce of Buenos Ayres calculated that
the inhabitants Of Italian birth and pa
rentage then residing in the republic
numbered over q million, while at the
present moment it is estimated that per.
sons in whom Italian blood or Italian
race influence predominates, constitute
more than half the existing population.
now reckoned to be over three millions
and . half. Under such circumstances
can It be doubted that in . very few
years the Inflammation Of the Valley Of
the Plate will be complete?
The only fact that tells against such
superstition is the newly adopted immi-
grafton policy Of the Argentine govern
ment, which has lately instructed its
agents in Europe to do all in their power
to attract immigration from among the
northern races. The danger Of being
swamped BY the most vigorous Of the
Latin peoples IL fully realized at Buenoe
Ayres, and considerable numbers Of Bel
gians, Hollanders, North Germans and
Swedes have already been attracted BY
almost free passages and generous grants
Of land. We doubt, however, the con
tinued success Of such q policy. Emit
grafton flows with difficulty in new
channelA-The Spectator.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

Tie world has not yet learned The
a ftagality.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

There IL no great genius free from
some tincture of madneeaL
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

A tale Of disaster to q young business
mans pride and spring o~vercoat was
told 1t the Midland the other night by .
friend Of the victim. This young man
il the personification Of modesty, or bash
fulness, but he has by diligent andheroic
efforts managed to lead . young lady Of
Troost avenue to the understanding that
she il to be his. Twice q week or nor
he has gone to her home to impress upon
her the existence and importance of the
contract Sunday evening the young
man went to the home Of the young NO
man to have . reiteration of the whole
matter, and the session was not COM
pleted until 1890 p. m. by pas watch.
A. young ladies will sometimes do, this
one followed the receding form of the
senior partner Of the STEADY company"
organization to the front door, and after
. series OF dilatory motions an adjourn
ment wa agreed upon. He stood on the
threshold to fasten his gloves, and she
swung the front door shut.
A. the spring lock snapped the door
nipped the skirt Of his coat and held il
against his greatest strength. He was .
prisoner, and she who was to be his had
floated up the stairway unmindful that
be who was to be hers wa impaled by
his coat tail on the veranda. This bash
full young man had no inclination to
ring the bell, for pa would answer it and
he and the old gentleman were not on
particularly sociable terms. he knew
the only recourse, and he slid from the
coat and left it tanning in the wind
like . scarecrow in q corn field. Then
came the family's favorite young dog
and had q few rounds with the garment.
When the maid servant answered the
milkman's bell Monday morning she be-
held . wreck that caused her to arouse
the family with the information that .
tragedy had been enacted at the front
door. PAS immediate examination and
diagnosis partially explained matters and
cost the young man, besides the loss of
his coat, a serious backset in h atfamily.
All would have been well 0ough, aside
from the coat, had not the young man
forgotten to unload a pocket half full Of
useless baseball pool tickets, which lay
spread out on the floor, and which he
should have torn up in disgust, as base
ball enthusiasts do, instead of hardening
them to bring ruin to his cause.-Kansas
City TimeA
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

That's An that Saves The pO00aL
The ''elocutionise" has hid his light
under . bushel - long ~ he can. BE 4
now determined to let his light shine, to
lift up his voice and spare not and to
magnify his Office for al Il q worth and
tooe his horn II he doesn't sell . clam. A
Chicago elocutiooist, discussing in The
Voice the elements Of . successful reci-
tatio2, speaks Of "other pieces Hike
Mother and Poe4,' The Raven and Ike
productions Of NO great literary merit
that produce marvelouse6ects when ven
Often wondered what kept
those mediocre jingles alive % long, when
some Of my own finest efforts, wogthyto
60 ringing down the echoing aislas at The
copy dummy, stranded On tie Ghingiy
beach Of the cold and mllen w. b Ifis
the ''reading" that has rescued ln
and Poe from the insatiats
NAV Of that relentleo monster, o. b
Ivioo, Sr-RobeEt ]. Burdetta.
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Nan b m ungainly creature at the
best His bead b IN Irregular sphsroid.
his eyes are not alike o. Of equal efBcin.
cy; his whiskeEs won't grow uniformly.
One shoulder II higher than The Other.
o. hand O. foot larger than tho other
and this b On opposite sSdes- his hips III
b has any) are unequal In shape. The
calves Of his legs are not twins In any.
thing but age; and without his tanpr,
halter and bootmakef he Il sorry hook
ing animal-Ogden Argus.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

According TO Professor Vaughan tyro-
toxjcon does not develop below % degA
Fahr., and h ansrobic- grows when air
b excluded. Some veEydimple measures,
then, are preventive:
Scrupulous cleanliness A little dry
milk on the rim Of . can or vessel may
breed the germ which win find Q culture
ground In fresh milk.
A low temperature below 60 dega
Fkhr.
Ventilation in IN untainted atmos-
pheFe
Il = but Just 70 ~ that these precau-
lions are generally observed BY careful
dairymen and cream manufacturer
There r. grave reason 10 fear, however,
that they arc not generally observed after
tho milk reaches the consumer'S hands.
Also. the slightest carslesms0 may If
feet ~seEiously that class q the commu-
nifty which doesnoe speak for itself-t the
very youngest
Statistics prove with Increasing testi-
mooy that all artificial feeding h not
only unnatural. but hanrdous and to
b successful requires tho most intelli-
gent attention. However, e IN mothes
and nurses could leasn thatmilk exposed
to foul Or warm air for any length Of
time may not only sour, but become tho
vehicle Of . virulent poison, perhaps tie
summer months would bear . betAer
health record.
One word Of warning may not b
>-S- U1->--- -
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

BuekleAis Afniea Salve.
The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and al skin eruptionA. and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
1t IL guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
ton, or money refunded. Price Is cents
per boz. For sale by David Dowty. 3
Gaming fnds man . Gully, and leaves
him q knave.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

All great men are in some degree in
eipred.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

Baking powders are mixtures Of chemi-
Gals which. when moigtened, lbesate car.
booio acid ga They are added to the
6ou used In breadmaking, % that the
q, - Il escapes. may puff up the dough,
rendering It spoagy and light Yeast
serves the anne purpose BY causing .
Fermentation In the -four, which also de-
velops carbonic acid gas-Boston BUDGET.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

There il no grace in q benefit that
sticks to tho fingers.
The Columbus journal., 1889-07-10

Caveats and Trade Marks obtained. and all Pat
emit business conducted for MODERATE REEA.
OUR OFRlCE Is OPPOSITE u. 8. PATENT
OFFICE. We have no sub agencies, all bosineos
direct, hence We can transact patent business in
less time and 1t LESS COST than those remote
from Washington.
Send model. drawing. OF photo. with descrip-
ton. We advise IL patentable or not, free Of
charge. Our fee not due till patent 10 secured.
A book, How Do Obtain Patents" with REFER
town. sent free. Address
a. SN0W = 20.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-08-01

THE big salt trust shows signs OF
collapsing. The directors have de-
cided to return the certificates; why,
they do not disclose. Some bug under
the chip.