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Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03

The newsboys and bOotblacks, VINO
are TO have a benefit rendered TO them
at Hartman's Hall October "A, will
commence the sale OF tickets TINS week.
Mr.. Angel will arrive in the city during
the week, and will tak0 the manage
ment OF the affair personally. The
program, which is quite lengthy, VII
be composed of some OF the best city
talent. John Klllean VIII act as treas
urer of the advent.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03
jackson Wins Two Games.
Ist ItNSs,As-sSSNAe.

JACKSON, Mich, Oct. jackson won
two games from Grcenville today. The
first was for blood and was won by
hard hitting, Jackson making total
of 21 bases. The second game was won
by Jackson in the second inning by
McCullough's wiidness and poor field
ing. In that inning four men went to
first on balls, two were hit by the
pitcher, and two three-baggers and
four errors gave Jackson seven runs.
Newman's right-field work was the fea-
ture. He threw three men out at first
in the first game, one on hit that
went through Blackstock. Score:
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03

Pat Mcnamara, ev-poundn1aster. was
brought into the circuit court room by
a deputy sheriff yesterday, and it was
arranged that the case against him
should be q sm.ssed upon the payment
OF the costs.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03
Resumed Work.

The Kent County Street Railway
Company evidently expects to come
out of It's troubles. They have de-
posted a quantity of material ON the
right of way through private property,
and a number of men were reported 70
be Cd work yesterday afternoon on the
lake end of the line.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03
Union Suits for Children at Bottom Prices.


t Woolis weight
o.
3D. They crock poison they
impurities
Night
Gowns; Chnden Shirts
Gowns; Misses Vests
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03

The suit brought by Mrs. NelHs
against James Barker TO collect dam
ages for being run into by the latters
r6oawav morse on N0nroe-st. the other
night, was tired before Justice West
fal yesterday and the jury brought IN
verdict of no cause OF act-0n.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03

The exhibition Of the last Days q
P0mpeu" tonight ls benefit for the
ctzens who guaranteed the money
necessary - bring it here. They are
liable s0 lose for their public spirit.
Turn ont AMI give them a rousng ben
ort
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03

Chas. Whitney, the ran arrested by
Detective smith for stealing A pair Of
shoes from Harry Newman's second
hand store. wss tired in police court
yesterday and was sentenced % hard
work for Sd days in the county jail.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03
Great Jubilee Performance Toni ght-
Last Time of POmpeii.

Immense double program of fire.
works for the benefit of the citizens
who became responsible for the neces-
sary guarantee and procured this great
spectacle for Grand Rapids. Niagara
Falls and Pompeii tonight, a marvel
Gus sight.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03

TIE fireworks At the Last Days Of
Pompeu" ton ght VII be something
wonderful. Those who attend XII
witness a display they WI remember
as Iong as they i've.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03

Imn1enNe doutle program II Ere
works, including the rrandest SIGHT
ever seen-Ni Nisrars Fails. 2o0 feet long
and positively tie last time Of Pom
PEI.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03
DursIey-Rhines. es.

Liberty 7. Dursley, of Georgetown,
and Mrs. Minnie Rhnes, OF Lowell,
were married at the residence Of Mr..
Howe, Is Crescent-ave., yesterday
afternoon, Justice Westfall officiating.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03
Dr. Warmers Underwear for Ladies and Misses

Fol Ladies: -
Nc. 23O-WhteV Vest NJ an
Nc. 5-N Wool S275
Nc.
Camel Hair each all
Misses Cames Hair Combination suits s. 90 each all
Pants,
3Oinch,S 32lnch Sl.40
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-03
WARMERS HEALTH UNDERWEAR.
Mems Shirts and Drawers

Two STYLES Cames and heavy
42>, Medium Weight Natural Wool sizes "a "a Drawers %
. Il. Prce.S2 81
Natural Wool Heavyweight 81 to a Drawers p
Price. 75,a
- cha
Heavy. 81 TO AZ Drawers
Price,
Mems Night Shirts---Extra Full Lengths.
Wool the advantages for night FOR
Ot the body II especially
ooIot those sui
eu
very who travel and sleep frequently hotels and sleeping
Hair, Medium Price, No 800;
So a55-Natara gh and No. $50
s40
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TESTIMONIAL.
L. R. BROWN, NJ. D.,

49,. ELzABETH N j, JUNE 1889.
certify
combination Of remedies Headache
thing means Of bringing
tnem service i. R. BROWN, M d. n
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Don't Gaze in a Cats Eye.

A gentleman on Blake street until
yesterday had very exalted opinion
of the power Of the human eye. He
always claimed that man could, by
gazing steadily into the eyes of the
tiercest animal, make the beast as do
Gle and harmless as wax doll.
A grocer on that street has in his
store very large gray cat named
Thomas that is not SO frolicsome as q
kitten, by any means.
The gentleman with the theory pro-
posed to test it on this cat. A num-
Der of customers were present at the
test. Mr.. b. approached Thomas, who
sat blinking near the cheesebox, and
peered steadily at the cats large dam
delion eyes. Thomas was evidently
greatly affected by the human eyes so
close to his, for he stood on his tail
and suddenly reaching out one leg,
planted his claws into the flesh on Mr..
BIS face with wild, impetuous plant.
This he did twice in rapid succession,
aud was about to get in his work for
third time, when. with an exclamation
that sounded very much like an impious
oath, Mr.. b. struck the Thomas with
his fist and knocked him off into the
soft-soap barrel by the counter.
The magnetism of the human eye Is
lost art with Mr.. B. He now pre-
fers the gentle influences of the cata-
pult for real seryice.-r Sr<er1ssAAA,,
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SANKEY'S machine DUN.

The prints of tho English-speaking
world have been full of stories about
the machine gun which Henry M.
Stanley carried with him in his last
desperate venture in Africa. The
weapon So much talked about is a
Maxim gum 1t was invented by n
citizen of the United States. He was
poor, and sought encouragement from
our government. He got none. He
went to England, where they saw its
merits at once and made him rich. So
his gun is under the control of the
British government.
AT the time when he commenced his
Investigations, says the Cincinnati
Enquirer, the three great machine guns
of the world were the Gatling, the
nHotchkiss and the Nordenhoff 1.-The
first two American, the last English.
There was little difference in their
merits, save that the Hotchkiss was
lighter and made ready for transport
,tation. Maxim, an American boy, said
to himself, there are faults about these
machine guns: 1. The turning of the
crank prevents anything like aim. 2.
Often the cartridges hang fire little,
but the crank turns on and they ex-
plode at the wrong time. 3. Most of
all, the rapid firing heats the gun SO
that it is useless and even dangerous
in few seconds. The Maxim gun
overcame all these defects. 1t is auto
matte. 1t needs no crank. Pull the
trigger once and it continues to load
and fire itself so long as the supply Of
cartridges lasts. The power of the
''recoir' does all the work, even to
shooting a. jet of water along the bar
rel to keep it cool. It fires 700 shots
in minute, and all that the operator
has to do is to aim it. This is this
Stanley gun. You cannot see it in the
United States now, for it Is owned by
the government of Great Britain.
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TARIFF LITERATURE FOR ALL.

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In the Tower of Antwerp Cathedral.


Up, up, higher and higher mount
cd, constantly finding the stone steps
more and more worn and cracked. 1t
became lighter. and soon brilliant
shaft of sunlight appeared through q
narrow Gothic window in the tower.
was now considerably above the roof
of the cathedral. just beneath the
window huge gargoyle shaped like a
dragon stretched out its length above
the roofs far below. From the square
beneath, doubt II one could have dis
tinguished its form. but from where
stood above him, the stone dragon
scanned to be at least twelve feet long.
About him, all carved in stone, were
huge roses and leaves--each rose as
large as q bushel basket. Doves were
flying around at that great height, or
resting upon the grim figures, cooed
softly to one another. As ] stood gaz-
ing out at the wonderful carvings for
which this cathedral is famous. mas
sive, fat piece of metal came jerkily
up before the narrow window out of
which ] was looking. For moment
was puzzled, but then suddenly 1t
dawned upon me that the object i had
seen must be part of the minute-hand
of the huge clock in the tower. 1t was
quite near the window, and put out
my hand and touched it. In three jerks
the minute-h had passed on, max
ing its mighty round at the rate of a
foot minute.
From the window where l rested,
the panorama was unsurpassed. 1t is
said that one hundred and twenty
steeples may be counted, far and near,
upon clear day. did not attempt
this, however. Toward the north, the
river Scheldt wound its silvery way
until it was lost in the mist OF the hori-
zon as it Joined the North Sea. Look
ing east, toward Holland, saw dimly
the towns shining in the sunlight.
When the atmosphere is clear, the
guide-book says, one can see towns
fifty miles away. Below. the great
square seemed to have contracted,
and the few lazily-moving cabs, drays,
and people looked like flies creeping
across a piece of coarse bagging. Soon
/ realized that it was quite late in the
day and that IL | wished to see the
famous carlton should lose no time.
The bells in the tower of Antwerp Ca
thedral are doubtless quite as interest
ing to many tourists as are the great
pictures by Peter Paul Rubens in the
cathedral itself. These bells have GU
rious histories, and quantity worded in-
scriptions may be deciphered on many
OF them. Besides the forty bells COM
prising the Carlton, there are five bells
of great interest in tho tower. The
most ancient OF these is named "Hor-
rida," and is said to date from 1916.
1t is a peculiar pear-shaped bell, and
is rarely rung. Next in Importance
comes the s.Curfew." and tits the sweet
note of this bell that is heard far over
the polders Of Belgium, every day at
five, at twelve. and at eight o'clock.
Next in rank is the bell called ste.
Marie" said to weigh between four
and five tons. Charles the Bold heard
its first peal as he entered the city in
1467. At its sides hangs s.Silent st.
Antoine" so called because its voice
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PRICE. rs GENTS.

SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS MAIL ON RECEIPT OF PRICE
FOR SALE BY
COCHRAN CO., Cor. Union and C0rydl Ss, LambrtVe,
80. = r. Al ARCHER, Prop Springs, N. Y.
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strong Food.


In the Sinclair house restaurant the
other morning, says the New York
NesoS, guest was waiting for his
breakfast at table next to o Neaos re-
porter's. He poured some Worces-
tershire sauce into a tumbler, added as
much water, and drank it of. Then
he dumped half the contents of a full
decanter of catsup on his plate and
sopped it up with his bread. When
the breakfast came the bread and cat
sup were all gone, so he ordered a
fresh supply of the former, and soaked
it in Worcestershire sauce to give il a
flavor HE does it every day." said
the waiter, sbut he eats q $1.50 break
fast. so guess the house does not lose
anything. There's good many cheap
customers that's nearly as bad, though.
Ketchup is what they mostly go for
and they go for it SO heavy that we
never have bottle on the table and
only bring it when it is asked for.
Some are very fond of oil. I've seen
a man dump whole cruet of oil into
his plate and soak his bread in it and
eat it. Another one mixes vinegar
with his water and soaks his bread in
IL. About tho only things they let
alone are the salt and red pepper.
Mustard and horse-radish they eat by
the spoonful, and when cakes are in
season they'll take whole half-pint
pitcher of strip to 10-cent plate Of
wheats or fiannels. We've got one
customer who makes drink for him.
self out of sirup, water and vinegar
d.ssx. L..
says it's good for his stomach. rdlikes
to know what his stomach's lined
with.n The physicians say that this
craving for stimulating condiments
aud odd compounds is duo to diseases
of the stomach. Hard drinkers and
dyspep les are guilty of tho most ex-
traordinary excuses of this character.
Cases are cited of men who make
meals off bread and mustard, and the
drinking of Worcestershire is by no
means uncommon. In Munich, where
enormous quantities Of beer are con-
sumed, the heaviest drinkers, who abb
sorb quarts day, are constantly nib
bling at raw turnips seasoned with
salt and bread besmeared with mus
tard The wine topers of France,
Spain, and Italy, consume vast quanti-
ties of oil, often drinking a glass of it
between certain number of stoups Of
wine whose intoxicating effects it is
supposed to Offset. In many Italian
drinking-shops in this city bowl Of
peanut or cotton-seed oil is kept on
the bar, with dish heaped with cubes
Of sour bread made from damaged
-four, by way Of ~
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pRovERalAL pAlLosopHY.
Additions to Solomon and xmprovomente
on Tuppers

Vinegar helps digestion, but sour
temper ruins it
Wait till after dinner before you fall
out with the cook.
How beautiful are the feet of her
that bringeth in good dinner.
Women insist on raising bread be-
cause they think it will be kneaded.
Before picking a quarrel with the gas
man, buy gallon of kerosene.
A soft yet persistent answer turneth
away borrowing neighbor.
You cannot measure mans daily
walk by the thickness of his carpet.
1t is vain for you to rise up early IL
the kitchen chimney will not draw.
Let me make the bread of nation,
and l care not who makes its pies.
Many woman is expert with the
crayons who is not skillful in drawing
tea.
There may be too much of good
thing-of salt in the soup, for in.
stance.
If cleanliness is next to godliness,
then neatness Is side by side with
piety.
A stitch in time saves nine--but this
was said before the sewing-machine
was invented,
The foolish man maketh haste to re-
move his winter flannels. and pneu-
monia taketh their place.
When man disagrees with you. it
is often best to leave him alone. The
same with rich food.
1t is better to lock the stable door
after the horse is stolen than not to
lock 1t at all. It may save the COW.
1t is never too late to mend; but il
the mending had been done earlier,
the patch would have been smaller.
Caesar had his Brutus and Charles /
his Cromwell, but neither of them ever
encountered the carpet-bug.
Figures in the arithmetic do not lie;
but the figures in cookbook some-
times represent indeterminate equa-
tons.
Seest thou man rosy in his cheek,
joyful in spirit and amiable in all his
waysp He hath taken good cook to
wife.
If you borrow, you must lend; there.
fore whatsoever you are unwilling that
men should borrow of you, borrow not
of them,
Don't put out your furnace fire till
the sun is ready to take its place. A
ton of coal at $3.50 is cheaper than q
DOCTORS bill of sos.
The bread of sorrow is leavened with
error, mixed with imprudence, knead-
ed with perversity, and baked in the
oven of dissipation.
Give not that which is useful to the
pigs, neither cast away stale bread which
may possess the promise and potency
of good pudding.
Flattery is foolishness, and whose.
ever is deceived thereby is not wise;
nevertheless the discreet woman NAV
use little of it for her husband sake.
Elbow-grease hath an honorable
name and 1t is not derided; neverthe-
less the clothes-wringer and the car
pet-sweeper are very popular in this
country.
The cheese-parer is an object Of
scorn; yet he layeth mp of his substance
against a rainy day, while the waste.
full man jourpeya1h toward the poor
The foolish woman darkoneth her
house to save her carpets and keep out
flies, and behold her children grow
pale and disease marketh her for its
prey.
There are as yet more things in
heaven and earth than have been
dreamed of in hash; but the resources
for novelty in its combination are few
or than they have been. II Good House
keepiVg.
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has not been heard for nearly CEN
tury; and, finally, we come upon grand
"Old Carolus," the greatest of them.
1t is called Carolus because it was civ
EN- by the Emperor Charles V. The
popular belief is that gold. silver, and
copper enter into its composition, and
it is valued at nearly 100000. I saw
where the clapper, from always strik-
ing in the same place, has worn away
the metal from the sides. Far below
hangs the rope, by which it is rung on
rare occasions, with sixteen ends for
as many ringers; and even sixteen
strong bell-ringers are none too many.
George Wharton Edwards, in st.
Nicholas.
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Hadji Hassein Ghooly Khan. Envoy
Extraordinary and Minister Plenipo-
Tertiary from Persia, is one of the
favortes in Washington society, and
he is very fond of going out and call.
ing on the ladies, and Is always most
Hospitality received wherever he goes.
That is almost always, for an exper-
fence he had last Sunday afternoon
proved that be was not as cordially
received at one house as has been his
won't in the past. Ghooly Khan start
ed out with the purpose OF making
round of calls. 1t is his custom to pay
his respects to the ladies of the fash
ionable world ON Sunday the same as
on week days. Sunday being an ex-
tremely pleasant day, his landau was
not brought into use. He walked
from his residence on M street to
Massachusetts avenue, in the neighbor-
hood Of Fourteenth street, where the
object of his first call resided. Walk
ing up the stone steps in an INDECENT
fashion, he reached the door and
rather timidly touched the electric
bell. After lingering some moments,
the servant appeared, and before
Ghooly Khan could utter a word she
shouted out: 1.-THE ladies are all busy,
and can not be bothered with you
now
"Well," said the Minister complete
ly nonplused, 'there must be mis-
take; take in my card.n
"Oh! don't worry them now" an
swered the servant, not allowing him
to finish his sentence. ssThey are all
about going to dinner and don't care
for anyone to see them at this time
you'd better come again in the morn
ing; and the side-door is always the
handiest place for such as yez to call. /"
The Minister waited for no more.
The rebuff he had received at the
hands of the unruly servant complete-
ly paralyzed him. He made no more
calls that day. and had about conclud-
ed that he had had a sufficient dose Of
American society. The like of that
greeting he had never experienced be-
fore, and what was more, he determine
ed 1t should never occur again. But
the next morning everything was fixed
up quite satisfactorily and agreeably
to all concerned when the mistakes
and errors had been cleared away.
The servant of the house who was de-
tailed to wait on the door happened to
be absent from his post ON that Sum
day afternoon. When the Persian
Minister'S ring was heard, one of the
mattresses down stairs was called into
requisition to perform the functions Of
the absent servant. She did so, and
on beholding the Persian Minister, his
dark complexion dazzled her and she
fancied he was an ice-cream agent or.
something of that sort. Anyway he
did not occur to her as being fash
ionable caller and what was more
a dignitary. 1t was an unfortunate
case Of mistaken identity. The ladies
of the house soon learned of the .'hor-
riblen manner in which their distin-
guished caller had been received
and they at once made heroic and
successful efforts to have the
affair settled on basis satisfactory
not only to themselves but to the dis
Envoy from Teherans--
NelO York Tribune.
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Lived fi5 Years Without Teeth.

There was very old man from
Meriwether in attendance at Pike
Superior court last week. He was
feeble in appearance. and, indeed.
some of his old acquaintance asked
him his age. .Well,n he said. s.if I
live to see Feb. 81 will be f15 years
old. Another remarkable fact con-
nected with my construction is that I
haven't tooth in my head. Open
ing his mouth and pointing to his
smooth, toothless gums he continuedi
II was born that way. Wonderful as
it may appear. my youngest son and
eldest daughter were born that way
also. ~ Savannah NeaUs.
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