The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-10-17

--Policemsu DO you bare TO take cara
al The dost Nurse girl No; The Dissis
,sys I'm 10 young and Inexperienced. ]
only look after the children,
Ted How 10 IL that old fellow 10 co.,
aaered The best N usie teacher In The city !
Md = Becsu,s be charges more than any.
body else.
--Glsdys-D on'i you thing IL strange
Charlie doubted met Msbel-lndeed ]
do. my dear didnt think be knew you
90 veil
MIR. Andsntine Where did Miss
Freshebesk &C.. her lovely oonplexiou'
Miss Csus,ique She told me the address
yesterday, bai l have forgotten IT,
Medical Professor What great art
must every physician master before be can
succeed, Smart Student Tho art Of oon-
cssiing his Ignorance.
You say. my son. that you do not stop
70 thick when you begin 70 speak. but i
dossn't matter so much. II you only think
70 stop.
Rev. DR.. J. l.. Bnnovs says: l once
turned 10 Dr. letter aud asked. When will
al The fools be desdf He replied 10 bis
i1imi,sble way. Not - Ions SIS you and ]
live.
Who va the first man. Tommy? ask.
ID the Sunday school teacher. after eI
planning that our first parents were made
from the dust Of the earth. Henry Clay,
ma'sm.
--Csptusiie Say, do you remember
ihst 81 bill l loaned your Owen Long
Remember IL. sir. never forgots favor
ike that You haven't go. another one
about you, have your
"A shoemaker hung oula new sign. and
then wondered what passers.by found so
amusing. His sign read as follows:
Don't go elsewhere To be cheated. Walk
In here.
Young farmer (spolog etically) Il
know l'ln . perfect bear 10 my manners.
Miss Edna. Sweet sixteen (hssitstinglyl
NO. you're not; you you have never
Rugged me yeti
The minister studied his toe as be as
cended the lecture platform. Darn be
said, Aadibly, and then turning to audi
suce. continued ley was blown up by
euppowder 10 1868.
He You pretend you're drowning,
love. aud III jump 10 and rescue you.
She Not muchl tried that last year.
and the only thing the gentleman did was
10 run . mile up the beach for assist.
snce.
--Euamored swain-For you. darling,
wad lay me DOM and dee. Practical
maiden That sort Of thing is clear out OF
date, Willie. What's girl wants nAwadsys
ia man who Is willing to get up aud hus.
tie for her.
Ministerial Friend Con visit):
wonder what makes your mamma so hap b
~ TO DAY. She 10 singing around oil over !
the house. Little Nell: dess she's !
thought OF someHn' 10 scold papa about
when be comes home.
Mrs Hendricks TO Widow Jenkins
who bad jus. dropped 10; There is moth. =
ing 10 the market. and l am 80 bothered to
kpow what to get for Bobby. interrupt.
ing-why. ma. you said this morning
Mrs. jenkins was 10 the market
Mrs. Brown-I told you, Johnnie, il ]
Jon did thai sesin Id send you from the
table. The darling johnnie Yes, ma. !
know you did. Mrs Brown Then why
have you done ~ The darling Johnnie fc
Because I've flushed.
--Guests isnerilyl -Confound your swk.
vsrdnessi You've split half that soup :
down my back. Waiter .. restaurant (heart- :
liyl -Dout mind II. sir. III bring some =
more Bless you. there's plenty Of soupl
--S,saEsr I'D like TO know how TO get
his poem published. I'vs sent II TO .
zen editors. bat he OF no use. Csrper
You might pat il in "a euv iope, leave
4 on your table and then commit suicide.
M the papers would have Il NEXT day.
Arc you going TO deny tina. charge
you made asaiust me 10 yesterdays psper'
30 Numbered o. the editor No. siri thnnd.
'rsd back the editor. That's right. Ls
aid. qaickly. II there il oos thing I adj
nire i, is man vho sticks by bis convic-
iops
Mrs. Rastler ITO her husbandl-I Ger.
Aiuly ~ish. des,. that you would keep up
ppsarsaccs more and dress better. Nov
ook 81 Mr. slssher. hov stylish be 10
Ias.lcr -fou forget. dear. tbs, ii was but
cocntly tbs, Slssher failed. -
An estimsble physician. Who 10 dab
lins in real estate. recently foreo, to give
hs 0ecesssry Instructions along With the
inscription. On bcing aroused from hi,
esp 10 tell tho family hos the medicine
ss 10 be administered. he replied. "oos
ali down. and the balance 10 one and two -.
cara
"A wealthy citizen OF Beaver. Col. save
elegant residepce TO = nevly-narried
Iashtsr Tso lon adjoining IL are his Al
'opery. The younger daughter Of ihs
's.lepsa. upon being spoken 10 about the WI
10 pr~seot TO boz sister. remarked Yes. A
a 90 ere soios 70 put ssien 90 the two
loinins lots With these words os it, ~.
sess lots a. With the other girl.
IA evelt of liieiims Teacher 10
- 10 back part Of The room engaged in Tr
rnssi oosvsrssiicn) Boya What are you