Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-05-15
NOTES AND NOTIONS.
Many Matters of Much and Little Moment
Tersely Treated.

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Many Matters of Much and Little Moment
| Tersely Treated.
| A MODEL man--The inventor.
A GAuzY affalr-summer undefclothing.
THE fly young lady generally gets caught.
A POOR trick-Trumping your partners ace.
1T is Captain Webb WHO can attend very we'll
to divers duties.
THE girl who throws glances too prom1scu-
ously will find they react against her
THE crack of doom must be pretty wide to
accommodate the crowd going that way.
THE Chicago Netcs calls Anson gale of
wind He is certainly pretty well blown now
THE statement that Harrison likes pie is the
first intiination that he has regard for Cleve-
| land.
THE demand for paintings in this city of iron
is so small that artists are drawing nothing but
| sighs.
WANAMAKER and the Philadelphia papers
still admire each other. They need fear no
rivalry.
A NEW marble and granite front will be built
for the First National Bank building on the
Southside.
THE news comes from New York that the
natural girls the social favorite now. Where's
Comstock?
L. H MYERS, President of the Pittsburg.
Fort Wayne and Chicago road. at New York,
is in the city.
H. s. PAUL, President of the Americus
Club, left last evening for New York on pri.
vate business.
AND now Scott, Mrs Harrison's brother, has
received an Office. Great Scott. did any OF the
family get away2
A FoUR.Foor shark was caught at Atlantic
City the other day. The name of his hotel
wasn't mentioned.
MALoDoRoUs Mrs. Carter may go on the
stage. She has certainly been through some
preliminary stages.
ENv1oUs Chicago tells Philadelphia to stand
aside as she desires to pass. Philadelphia VIII
probably take it up.
A FLASH of metal burned Joseph McCrea
very severely about the face and neck at
Shoenberger's mill.
A DEEP-sEATED feeling is growing that knee
breeches will come. For obvious reasons this
means the dude must go.
WHAT betwixt the tired and retired pitchers,
the opinion is growing that it is the managers
of the Allies who are in abox.
IT Just cost those II canvasmen of the Glenn
ems show IS each to take possession Of car
and refuse to let the conductor in.
EVEN after the last act Robson and Crane
took funny part. They each made sober
speech before saying adieu to each other.
WILLIAM PRESTON, well-known stock
owner of Lexington, KY, passed through the
city last evening on his way home from New
York.
In vi ew of the fat failure of memorials in
any shape, wouldn't it be good idea to erect
memorials before people die SO they can help
contribute.
NOT quite welcome.-Wife-John, Mr. Bangs
was here to-day. John-Who was with him?
Wife-Bill. John-Bill whof Wife-The bill
you owe him,
THE suggestion to call the Harrison heir
Honorable" because he never did anything
"dishonorable," should be amended to, "or
anything else."
UNTERRIFIED by the extradition clause
Judges Collier and Stowe and several others,
are going to Canada. They will camp out for
about two weeks
THE Public Safety Department is now busily
engaged in closing the door and arresting nu-
merous spectators of prize fight that occurred
several days ago.
WONDER if those American ambassadors
have learned enough German yet to inform
Bismarck that treaty doesn't mean the right to
treat us as he pleases,
TWENTY Annapolis cadets have been fined
for being backward in their studies. A suffer
ing public would never have suspected them of
being backward in anything.
JUST few more sunny days,
Then few of rain and damp
And the kid you cannot phaze,
VIII double up with apple cramp.
E. A. FORD, General Passenger Agent Of the
Pennsylvania Company, went to Chicago last
evening to attend a meeting Of the Central
Traffic Association to be held at that place
to-day.
A PARTY of IL physicians of the two cities.
with DR.. c. A. Wilson, left the wharf yesterday
afternoon on the steamer Lizzie Bay for pleas
ure trip up the Kanawha river to Charleston.
They will be gone five days.
MISSOURI boasts OF blind colored man who
can tell the size of a mans foot by touching
his head. That's nothing. We have an East
End young man who can tell the size of her
papa's foot by squeezing his girls hand.
THE One Hundred and Thirty-ninth Regi-
ment Association met in the Mayors Office last
night and decided to postpone their reunion
until the llth and 18th of September, when
Pennsylvania day will be observed at Gettys-
burg.
d. Wallace, one of the colored men who was
burned by the hot sand at Knowlson & Sons
brickyard on Monday, died at his home on
Thirty-ffth street yesterday morning. The
Coroner's inquest yesterday afternoon resulted
in verdict of accidental death.
On Wednesday of this week, Mr.. ]. G. VAIN
wright and his daughter Miss Josephine ac-
companied by the Misses Annie, Carrie and
Bassie. daughters of II. E. Wainwright, of the
East End, will sail for Europe on the City of
Paris. They will be absent for three months.
COLONEL JAMES ANDREWS, of the Tehuan-
tepec Ship Canal Company, has received a
communication from T. Brewer, of London,
Eng, who states that he represents a syndicate
of English capitalists who are willing to fur
nish the money to build the railroad across the
Isthmus.
THE Queen of England seldom.drinks more
than one small glass of wine at dinner, and
afterward takes few drops of good Scotch
whisky, so says the New York Tribune Has
Mr.. Reid been dining with Her Majesty, and
forgotten to tell his readers about it? We
thought he was newspaper man.
''WELL, another stage separation" said Mr..
Eastend, after looking over the paper "The
usual jealousy, with red fire and blue lights,
Isuppose," said Mrs. Eastend YEARLY" Nothing
of the kind, it was friendly separation. "Who
were the remarkable couple, pray?' Robson
and Cranen ttOh. Won horrid thing. -