New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-14
IN NOVEMBER.

The wtntry days are coming fast
The cheerful summer months are past,
Oh. dear
A sudden SILVER and a thrill
Informs us that the winter chill
Is here.
III.
The leaves fall whirng to the ground,
The landscape looks all dark, and Drowned,
And drear.
The whistling winds search out our bones,
And make our lives all monotones
Appear.
III.
But why should you, young man. be bluei
Days cold and frosty bright and new,
VIII come;
And then, with brain all in whirl,
You'll go out sleghing with your girl
Bonneville Journal
A Chicago crank says that he walk on the water
OF the Chicago River. We had no idea that the water
of the Chicago River was thick as this would in
dicate Why doesn't the city sell it for building losf
Getting There-He-Do you believe there is any
truth in the adage that man is known by the com'
She-Certainly. We see its truth illustrated ever
He-I believe in it myself and intend to act upon
Shea wise resolution If it is good company YOU
He-T6o very best that is to say, If can get int9
Then She smiled sweet smile and said 1t could no
doubt be managed.-tBoston Courier.
The attempt to convert Mr. Bradlaugh by sending to
him bushels Of tracts Of the Daryman's Daughter
order has not been conspicuous success.
No Hustling Therein Concord. Mass, there are
NOT been repainted or vanished sixty years and
not one of them has been opened Tor over nan VI =
century The back door Is good enough Tor Cons
cordians each one of whom carries lantern as hs
goes out nghts.-(Detroit Free Press.
A typically ignorant turyman has been found IN
Iowa He could name only eight states OF the Un0s
and three Presidents He was firmly OF the cpinp'
that England is in Africa, and that Canada is out
eomewhere beyond California" OF course he taxes
no newspaper.
Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining.-Sympathhhs
Cave Cod Lady TO casual acquaintance on Boston
West End cars)-Lost all your children How very
Bereaved Moher-Yes. IT IS great trial but thers
is no loss without some compensation, ,orso,,,o -
8. c. c. L.-Ahl yes you have the eohsoins ]"
Election that they are better OF.
b. Mt IS trne. but didn't exactly mean that.
F.. Mo: was about to say that we can hire
a house in the city now without any trouble "e
have no chldren.-(Boston Courier
Archbishop Ireland of ST. Paul. testifes 70 the re-
markabe success of the high license law IN Minnesota
II has reduced the number of saloons in ST. Paul
about two.thlrds and drinking generally has oeen
so much diminished that the dstillers and brewers arc
becoming alarmed. AS the Archbishop Is one OF tn'
most indefatigable temperance rformeS ID 1''
country his testimony in this matter IS valuable
An Autumnal Proposal:-Hc (as they stand On r .oT
balcony)-It is very bright within ard veT u sN N.
spiredl-Y ou.-(Harper's Bazaar.
Hereafter no clergyman in the English Church VIII
be allowed to hold brewery stocks. This will knock
q hole In the incomes Of many cergymen, who has'
been IN the habit of investing in this gilt soeS
Not in stock.-wnd-eycd Customer-Iiave you any
gools made Of sole-eather or boier,iron' ,ory
Clothing Merhant-No. sir We don't Keep e''
clothing.-(New York Weekly.