New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-26

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can vote. Seer The southerner saw
TIE TALK OF TEE DAY.
And now out-Jftown papers ase mskfns fun ..
us because We have what they call the monumens
fever Let than cease their untmeay mirtn. W
NAV have such o fever, but we sro not soing 20 o'e
of It,
showing her r1ns be has purchased for MSS ,1ckien
Annt Caustc-Nothine, child except the FOL that
Reeny cN' ~
Trust in God and keep your powder dry has been
translated thus by an old Iowa farmer: BOYS
don't touch these melons, for they arc green and Goa
secs ,you'
Weight Not Cosrect.-Mr. Younecouple-Whst y
this cahe you have made; o DARING a., ,r.et.st
Mrs. yoonssoSpIe think there nust g scpe.stns
the mattor with the csles-tBurlnston Free fress'
A citizen Of Media, Penn he's brought from no
West q number Of prairie wolves to be used In the
cb.s, n..t fan instead Of the innocuous anise SGD
bag But the experiment will b fslure' frsf's
wolves not English, you know.
Arc those our men'- asked MAJOR Pitcairn: = .
squad Of officers approached SSnS tse ,r 1an ey S
minute UTra men , "' Gepela washington believed tSs
was this that tho British defeat may DO atnou'ed.
-lHaLpers bhar
Ludwig vonhInkelstein ausenbloser. OF Cincinnati,
has probably the longest nsme in the United ststcs'
but he doesn't IT, mind the infction ct all. On
the contrary he Is proud OF It, ana scorn1uiy roosos
to change 4.
Said an old Retired merchant Of this city reeenoyi
NEARLY halt q century ago George WMhingon ohVer,
this city lot Of cotton BY the steamer George WASH
The oHton was sold soSs H1n.Se
Sis% :siPssa I yss:s..5. George W x.:6
New. Orleans Times Democrat.
Anxious Par-nt-Judging nom what hesr, my son
has been contracting some bsd habits in college.
Precise Professor-oh. no, he has only been expand.
ing some that he had when he osme here.
Richard warrick is colored Philadelphisn. who Is
one Of the best known characters at Saratoga For
s has 'GGs s' mi HU
Thousand eat he is noted for hts memory Ho
s he wS. sS ON.
Just who owns each hat Has my father como IN
smiths be here BY 20 this sfternoon'' HAYS you
seen my little boyl' are but few spsci%ens Of tho
presdes over he Iniorm.son .ei;srsph; postal ed
is man Of means and like hi. brother william, who
is Of Phlsielphi.s leading solored men occupies
respected than the Observation-Disclosures inquirer.
A Maine Yankee who has been visiting the Pacific
Coast says that nearly everything dssppoints him.
Tho Palace Hotel, in ban Francisco, he found to b
an ugly wooden affair, most OF whose rooms dark
| cells. The barooms however, arc excellent and tho
furnishings are gorgeous lie wac especially struck
with the daring character Of the oil paintings in tho
barroomS, Instsnoed In . lfe-sile portrait OF
| blond lady dressed in a handsome pigeon lowering
In front OF her But oven with all its artistic At
fractions he decides that San Francisco isn't bali
30 pleasant as Bangor, Me.
CIRCUMSTANCES ALTER CASES.
Great are the mysteries Of life; It seems almost
Except that 1t Is always rife with practical adc-
For mon will look with longing eyes m.den' fair.
But shortly. as they win the prize, turn 'ursei''d
But there's wonder that scan, that pusales and
How some hot tempered, hssy man appears IN Ssasn'
BE chafcs 1t al unused restraint, denies Ill wfely
But one would think this Chap saint to watch him
For. through some linen whiting day, In bubbeo oii'
He'll troll tho spin and Ash away, for hours and houn
No matter If the nsh refuse h'' turing bait to swa-
still al that streamlets weary length, he patiently
Upon the bank he'll sprawl and wait or wade IN mares
He'll lose the cork. and spill the bait out of-h pocket
Have all tho bites-upon his neck-from insects
And never turn moral wreck. from iurid speech or
Have ali the woes which DO atct and turn onos sport
But then his sporting Benedict has ven. upon the
For when his dear, devoted wife asks him in gueless
What you caught - snre as life hen tell her.
eco to thunder :--rfttsbirc Bulletin
A syndicate picture OF the Rev. Or. Roberts, the
Moderator Of the Presbyterian General Assembly, Is
appearing in numerous papers throughout the country
But the good clergyman must not feel unduy elatet
st the compliment. For tho chances that It VIII
DO used again the portrait OF some eminent train
robber or champion quail cater. Tho way in which
these newspaper cuts get mixed up is both amazing
and amusing
wade-They've been having . terrible storm out
West
Yes, houses demolished, trees torn up' crops
And they were obliged to postpone the ball same.'
c deuce y9n & 10 b som sn sso; sss
-lfoStOn Transcript.
Mr. Gladstone can stll give points TO younger and
moro vigorous men. When q cab knocked him down
| In Pccady he picked himself up in q hurry, ran
after the driver, anu held to him until the police
arrived. Tic Grand Old Man deserved . hearty
cheer after this performance.
project + under way to have 10000 900 people
Hammer at q liked hour on the Fourth OF July next.
should such scheme be finally dcierminen up"n.
about 90 600 Ooo Of our people win sail for Sn o5S
cannon crackers during the Hxet hour on N IN
But this, come to think about IT, Woln fa. All ~ maj
10 do the snging-and IL would De JUST - "o'"-"
r.stown Herald.
HINT CAUGHT FROM THE BISHOP CASE
From The Chicago Tribune
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nv means OF ELECTRICITY Is now available Let con.