New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-20
THE TALK or TIE DAP.

"The Omaha Herald" thus apostrophi7cs the coming
az the flannel shirt: Garment through "hIch tue
summer winds love 10 stray, y0n are thr1ce "e'cono
Come with your soft folds which irraie not como
with your wide, comfortable collar and general roi-
licking air Next 10 a vacation Itself is tho pleasure
and comfort to DO derived from a vacation garment
the flannel Shirt
Have you noticed that when the money IN the
r-nIIed states Treasury was counted last week; IN
making the change from Democratic 70 Eepnoiican
treasurer there was a shortage OF 80 VI courcce
when II is remembered that the totSl was Slo4VIO ,
hs not much Ggs u vent out four years
AGO There we're 2 cents too much In tho IleasutS'-
Cincinnati TImes-otar
Somebody the other day quoted a newspaper ed-
to,i,l in the Massachusetts Legislature, whereupon
Representative Taft remarked that the debate has
fallen pretty when question Is decided by some
thing written at Q O'Clock in the morning by man
IN bis shlrtslcrves who Is paid $40 or as week.
some one should tell Mr. Taft that an editor always
puts on a 6O.ccnt ofirc-coat whom he writes an ell
torlal tollng legislators what 10 do IL Is an I'M
written law Of the profession.
Very small in the Boys Eyes-The small boy is
a terror when be has inQuiring mind. such boy
stulled into the editors room the other day. ana az
proceeded down the Pssa' the man bow a, tho a"A
wins, do you dO'"
Write all the tmep
Don't do anything elsef'
JUS, wait for somebody else TO do something and
then write about itf
"Umr calculated tho small boy with look Of
deep disgust as no walled on.
1hC 'o.r at the desk dil not laugh Never n before
nc cn ' buisnIf from new and original point Of view
-(Atlania Constitution.
II is Boston tailor who adveF+ises Stylish pant
Iugs7
Mr. Depow there IS only one and We need not men
tn which he explained that the reason why the class
" 1853 was famous that one half OF its Nom
% W Cxpa nao Nhy he other a1 h Sssa@o famous
Gut does be see It reflects upon It to have It
said that IL depeBded for fame upon puIs While tho
journalistic half has wUn It's fame by brains l-(Cam
bridge Daily
In view Of old man Anson's proficiency "a kcknr.
+, Is strange that he has organized football
team.
Modern Instance-Mrs. Flatowuer-Havs you
Mrs. Flaircntcr-Yes, We have children. but We
do not exact Won TO let them live win us. How
ever. I shall insist on having my pet dogs and par
rots ,, 49,.
draw the lko at childrcn.-tomsha World.
We are very busy people. hut we can spare = couple
OF hundred men any day 10 watch man cutting down
a trco or a fakir working an automatic toy.
Mistress IA very kind hearted oncI--DId you drown
the kittens as directed Mar!c'
Mistress Did yon warm the water1
Narl"-NOn. madame.
Mistress What, do YOU m tell me that Won
droW ned those poor littls kittens IN icecOd water
You cruel 9Th Yankee Blade
Boys In Philadelphia can no longer buy cigarettes
but they get there all the Samc by smoking kill
me quick" toabcco I'm clay pipes.
English cmrChmcn arr mildly excited over the
report that Canon Lhdous recent sermon on Re
lIgious Traitors was really aimed at James Anthony
Froude. Mr.. Froudr. when very young man, took
dcaCons' orders In the English Church.
The youthful heir TO q Walnut Hills ancestral IS
taAshmCnt Is Of an inQuliDg turn Of mind, anu az!
reefs his attention specially 20 tho clucidatiOn II ~
ligDus problems. Last week be- heard sunday
school address on The PrOdgS som just what M"
small 10y thought Of the addrrSs his fa'lrr was
curious learn. and he said 10 him that night ~
supper: My son, tell me which OF The characters
In Inc parable OF the PrOhcal son you Symplhh"d
| with Wen, papa replied III" cherub VIVA per
feet nOnchalarcr. i think IA t" dSioSrd 10 SYM
pathil" most with the Calt"-tCmcnnau ommeNla'
Gazette.
1t Is said that Old Hutch OF Chicago recently
wept while witnessing the play Little Lord Faunte-
roy
The bridge contractors on the Georgia Southern
and Florida hnVc struck II sO In Mud swamp, three
miles south OF Naldosta Ga. The pinE cut for the
| they were plenty long enough bur not 50. When one
! II them driven out of sight they got others
! sixty feet long, and when sixty feet long was
driven ont Of sight they put another on top OF II, and
another, and last accounts they bad gone down 1863
! feet and they were sim going down eleven inches nj
| each blow Of the hammer Their, IS no telling where
| the bottom iS.-tMOngonery Advertiser.