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APOLOGY FOR WOMAN,


LuukAk lIkLps
WeiloW that woman war made from = rib
0tAdAm'S, but shuckIl Her brlins
Alt hlgglety,plekleIy, odds aud ends
Fixed pirom his renAlpEi
Rut-the Lord made EN-
It war by accident, though, we air thInkln'j
He can't be proud o. the Job,
With tseh tongues :. they have been given
Ter Ro2lp an scOld an sob;
BaE-ths Lord made ZEN,
II war 2 woman 70 know, who goSllped
In Eden with Satan hlSle't;
They're ies' plum sure 70 spread al the news,
An make Il fore they're Gf;
BuI-Ihg Lord made EN-,
'Talp,t safe 70 trust WimmIn with nuthIn',
Tell OYeFythln' they know
For they hRln't got no LenGe ter reason,
An do change their minds so;
Bul-lhe Lord made 'sm,
They :s!. thSt y ,Ss up on principle,
'GHinst lsSIlce and emmy snIymsnL
Niue Of lem out o. ten;
But-Ihe Lord made 'em.
They're 50 unreasonable, thar anSWssE
because 'tis" 70 vyery why,
Some acts Que way an some another
BaI-lEs Lord made EN-,
They gives thar advice e. confident
Il nulhin' here on yeaFIh
War half eE precious, an think II A'prIin'
That we'unA shake with miTth;
But-the Lord made 'em.
Yet, talk, Of ioOlIp,, why, a spIudlin snip
o. gal will fool Amll
ThetA six feet high an two hundred poun'
About ennythln'. She can;
FOr-tho Lord made EN-.
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GIVE Ely's Cream Balm a trial. This
justly celebrated remedy for the cure Of
catarrh, hay fever, cold inthe head, &C.,
can be obtained Of any reputable drug
gist and may be relied upon as a safe
and pleasant remedy for the above com.
plants and will give immediate relief.
It is not a liquid, snuff or powder, has
no offensive odor and can DO used at any
time with good results, as thousands can
testify, among them some Of the attaches
Of this ofice.-Spirit Of The Times, May
20, 1880. MWf&w
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~ HAD 'em ALL" said a rubicund, hap
py.faced gentleman. "All what" askeC
his friend. "Why, all the symptoms O
malaria, viz: lame back, aching joints
sleeplessness, indigestion, dizzy fits
cold extremities, rush Of blood to the
head, constant fatigue, noappetite, pains
In the breast after eating, night sweats
alternate chills and ievers ETC., bul
Browns Iron Bitters cured me and ]
recommend 1t as being the best tonic
made" D4w,
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FINANCE AND TRADE.
The FeHturs'uf the Money and Stock Mar,
kOtI,

ANNW NAe AAvHo{ AAu NNeSA HAAA'
kotS,
Nav YoRK, April l.-Aoney I to 10 per cent
last loan ba5H peT cent. Prime mercAntllepapeF
4HaBS per cent Sterling exchange dull but
strong At 81 S6AAi SI, Sales were only lS,4s7
shares,
The stock market to-day was dull throughout,
and two Or three stocks ~genepllEed all the
Othen, Al The opening the market was feTerish
and irregular, though the majority OF stocks
were lower, declines extending 10 y per cent,
New England WAS taken In hand by The brokers
and depreUedlk per cent but with no response
outside OF AtChliOn & Missouri Pacific. Prices
IN the. general lll after that remained SlagnAnt,
though San Fnuclseo preferred aud one or two
Others showed marked weakness The market
finally closed dull and generally at close 10
the opening figures, San FnnciScO preferred
lost ~ pei, cent but exchanges for fractional
amounts only, With a majority Of advances,
Railroad bond market very dull.
firm,
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That Tired Feeling

Attlicts nearly every one in the spring,
The system having become accustomed
to the braclng air Of winter, Is weakened
by the warmlays Of theChsngtngseason
and readily yields 10 attacks Of disease,
Hoods Sarsaparilla is Just the medicine
needed. II tones and builds up every
part Of the body, and also expels all i'm,
purities from the blood. Try 1t this
season. K
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FOR SALE.
For Sale at a Great Bargain.

10 ia Farm Of il6 acres; price 1890.
no "A Farm Of lGJ acres, with brick house
Aat lane bAri, near town; price 5000.
Ea4-A Yarn Of II acres; price Sl,SO0.
Aot-A Farm Of 400 acres; price $1,000.
70 pa farm Of ~ acres; price $500.
Sq,t-A Farm NJ ~ acres. There arc thou
AaiiOl oOtl, Of wood on this farm, also Goa
hdi There u also All almost i"neXhAultlbl(
~ o. hfe and hollow ware clay on tho farm
slaiei on u. & o. liAllrOad. Price only Si,400
lhe hin hARrtAt bArVAin al this price.
70 "a tfsCi Of l5,COO acres choice coal ant
uSett And Ia West Virginia; price S per acre
Nos-A tfact Oi 1000 acres choice coal ant
uneti land on aud near railroad; price - PEI
ate J. II. BRlBfOR,
nfD Mnfilnabuhn. ~. Va.
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FOR SALE.

Building LOu on the Old Fair Grounds, ZGne'I
SNhGd, North aud South Front Stre0S and
@ah rem streets, lt very low figures.
AEpcd u Oomed House al gS42 Jacob street, n
GArnlu.
p9lG!r Bhck House, n aud " Virginia street,
" ~ beiAFlie OF both together, They CON
uLa tl MODERN improvements.
NIyn Eqoned House, IN South Broadway q
~ pigpttIy a much leM than cost
iolt Ro0med Cottage for fg8,
LS9l Ro3ned lloaso, North Front street
IVY 10y all 10 good condition; $500.
KY E9oled House, Il North Broadway will
Ais ipleuAnt home.
" Rooned Brick House, southwest corner
I9EtItgAth and Wood ItreclS, Al 4 bArRalni
WI AZ lot Investment,
gsd Y, Houses, large and small, always OF
al @. O. SMITH. laao Main s,reet.
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Educational.
Mt. De CHANTAL,
NEAR WHEELING, W. Va.
tsLaters Of The YIslhtion.l

A school Of more than national reputation,
ofen exceptional advantages for thorough edu.
cation Of young ladies in all departments. Ii
brIry Of III thousand volumes, Fine phllo.
IophicAl, chemical and astronomical apparatus,
Musical Department specially noted. Corpsoi
plano teachers trained BY a leading professor
from Conservatory Of Stuttgart Vocal culture
according TO the method Of the old italian mas,
terp,
Location unsurpassed for beauty and health,
Ten acres Of pleasure grounds. Hoard excellent
For Catalogues, and references 10 patrons In
all the principal cities, address
eel THE DRRCTREss.
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Knowing that a cough can DO checked
In a day, and the first stages Of con-
sumption broken in a week, we hereby
guarantee DR.. Acker's English Remedy
for Consumption, and will refund the
money to oil who buy, take 1t as per di.
rections, and do not find our statement
correct. O. r, Goethe, r. B. Burt, O,
Menkemeller, Logan Drug Co. DAVIS
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pnall pn..i ILetanr PILES.

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES intense. itching. and
StinEinEj most At night; worse by scratching
II allowed 70 continue tumoil form, which
often bleed and u~lcerate, becoming very sore,
SEAYNEB OINTMENT stops the itching And
moves the tumofB. At druggists, or BY mail, FOL
% oentI. ". sWAyne q Ron Philadelphia.
fFhnW
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The simple application Of "syAYSE'g ONT.
MINf,m WIthoutIAy internal medicine, will cure
any eale Of Teton Salt Rheum, RlnEWofm,
Pifes, Itch, soteS, Hmples, EcEenA, all Boalyl
Itchy skin Efupuonl, no matter how o6ItinAte
onSIa MI 4 iPi6R. ffhkAW
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BellRirc 4 ZaneSVille Through Passenger leaves
BellAiFe nj s't0a, M arrives At BellAiTO al $3.50
D, m.
wOOdIaGld Passenger leaves Bellaire GtA;9Op.
M arrives at BellAife at S:25 Z. m.
Hummerleld Accommodation leaves Bellhire
Atl2;95p D. ms arrives At BellRire at II $50 a. N.
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Railroads.


WHEELING & ELM GROVER Il.
w IN and ana Ss,n.JaS SS.,,oSSo, - 70 49,
trains m N Nbenitnn y SStuovt pnatnleSi
viii run as follow: "" ''O'' N'A"AN
hb 5.Soa M ~ M n, ~ ,.0n
m. 8.SO n. M S,1 NV I'm . ~ ~ y a ~. ~, 10y
LEIyE WHHHIIS1 IIREt ""' NF"'
6;lO a. M, T;lSa A, M io,N A m. i9,gn M o,Sn
On stjSbiYY OiIU II II MR. mg ~ III \; m n. i9;GOP M
run a. ioiioWs, LSnvs ia cISv ny s.6S y a" " WI !,
run every hour untii MAN M " iSsyD Il Tr ",
Park at 900 a, M, and fIhh avery honr m MI IL
5:45G. M SHB' eIty NJ i5 iniI MIll leave FAFK ~
nol "tITpsru s,,,,
baltimore &OHIO RAILROAD-
DDCpGrturco f Trains from Wheeling, SCbedulo
In e!eSs November GNs Thsc u iSSsN ne tlmei
m, 9:go 3 IN $40 S5 dSiivI Snd IIiiS = !, Nh
EXCEPT FSPpLs sS1g gd ! n Io,rr,,, az, @, ,,n,. o.om
daily, iI;i5 = m daily, exccSt sStnSSsy "'AA"
F FSE coISn 4sSsSoP nm S1l Io.S ~ a n m, t G%IIy, an,
II .tE n NJ dniTs o'oo nuu iU:s1h VI I4ilyl anu
dsJiy. poISoni Hnr SSS " s4'uruAy' Anu 2"NPm
pbiIldsInbiS ana EnE SEooIi y ~ baiNme.s
Ia Spp6 Apl NV 1oth, va utalIen, 500
II hHa DIV M daily via Pittsburgh G'SoR M
y pt,,n,. -.
fGt fl!SonISa ana Warrington, Pa, $500 4 IN
SsIcSrt SSHpS ''gSySaa u, IaiIy, l;o = ~! 9Niy
inBtOnt Ky ny ? M daily except Sunday.
pt E9s dPiISRRuISa Warrington Baltimore and
oniy NV NihOAuuauI $40 u M sunday
VIZ, NorrI,v u,o o.,o 40, ,o.no
~ muun1hlAivt DIV = m' huu lE.uV nOOnl
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THOSE who suffer from brain trouble
or physical lassitude can find no better
remedy than DR.. Henley's Celery, Beef
and Iron. For sale by all druggists, l
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TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

A RRIvAL AND DEPARTURE OF
IA TRAISs-on and after Nov, IS lSS--I
PLANTATION % RElERENCE MARKS. eDAlly, tsuns
day excepted. Monday excepted, lsAtlT lay
excepted SUNDAY only, Saturday only
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Goodness Of heart is mans best treas,
ure, his highest honor, and noblest ac'
QUESTION. II IL the ray Of his divinity
which signihes humanity.
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BONDS AND Srocr ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Bio,


NEW York, April l.-Flour, receipts 1873
packages exports 9ybJi barrels aud $3.50 sacks
market JUL and heavy; AAiea $500 barrels
EpsSsF., T sSisIp IN NY So RSn n.SSI.i GIg9Tt 1o! H .Rd
S,O0 bushels Of spot; spot market loweri No
. red Sl%ci No. J red. SlO2; No, ! white DO
options laltiy ne!lre weak lAll4c lower; No,
z red April SlEfS,Slsc, closing a. 61Hci May
- gi6eS9 IIl6c. elOsIng a. st%lci June 81 9;lba
~ ~ iS ~ Sa1I G1cs,Is ~ s Y NY nnSos StCGHySS Y I ,o eI9s'
closing az 81 Z; Say, iSSo.SSEc. barley, S1lSt;
SSHa1iN - IA hr' MI, ~! n, ~ r., sSnI!
IHipNncs ~ ,Ssm M o't,yyV OHS y
tst sironrSr STI b.IsIH sc,Syo sPT1I ,aIsd
mixed Siaiic, ASFiI tSisNiS, SinSJnv
at. 4Sc; Nay IsRc June isIc:
bbT.{ III :ai Au X ~ t II So,, 09 IS, rSSSI IIa S y ~
Snshois ~ Snot. tUs,So, s,nonHIs auS ~, - 80,
NJ . SyhiIipp Si.9RIWc. ,H SIS1S't aa% InieSi ".
Swbi,cd A. siSs6nS, SS . rhtcS1o ~ s,ScEs y
vrain S6ost SinSrIN n, WWbSS1 = 40 lon IbMShsiS..
ann arr a7ISs az S' 6usbS n; o WIN III RI SnSh TIIIH ~
IN M bT,ShS,V! hhS,IIsy IA M h',SSsiV, m ~
iiS'SSS bTnshcIs, ncSI II mi hSsbcis n.y ant
hh ~ ,tcsIH' rpTTa. io onvIon" stsaSv IN os NY
nSIntS iSyTn. AnTtIib St'IS ID. Nav lima Snj
INV iSaS"is BE-. AuS1iSt IA mia a., scStSmhSt
Ia iih,iG ~. 0Cinhc, IA InsIG SScS SSvsmbss mi
DecembSS iS.SsSiGtS JSnIiSry' FebrISTv AMI
quiet. IOiSsScS' iorSIGsn strong; New Orleans
dull; open kettle good TO fancy 2sai2C. Rico
steady, TGllOw aud rosin steady. Turpcntine
nominal, Eggs dull aud weak; western lOHA
ll5ic. Pork steady; old meas SIS OO;
new mess SIS TjaliW; extra prime So G0ai2 rs,
Cut meats steady picked bellies l6kc; do
shoulders SIC; do hams lOc. Lard quiet; west.
ern steam I'8Jc; April 7.32c; May 1850; June
7.3jc; July 1850; August T.I0c; September T.42c.
Butter steady; western dairy liAlGc; CREAMERY
i6A2ikc. Cheese dull; western 9XAiic.
CuicIno AnrIl t-Not much hu,Ipasv ,vs,
done in wheat to.day, tTSalnT on M whoIo VA
bCIow Tho averSSo Nav cnrn Srm nsIS %,,Iat
p provf, I LmS aN .IrSSIc, w Ho SUtn s ns%t oS@ Pu, Ivy,
1cbSngnI wSsSt .,hS M . sSspng oSIISosiLn,
Ss "cI nd SSsHTg sSs,x SAh Nav 40 n Z s oR5i cISsI ~
al 81 %; June SS5GS5Ic, closing Al a[c;Juiy
sa;as7J,c. closlnR n MO. Corn. can No \
III q; aSS aud juneS5?ci July SSs!c. oSt1, casi
M 3 1SIyc. NAV 2GSt lima and jTIT oSLc Rvs
M b ISiiXS FIaxSecd ii hi Timothv "a
Al 40. Mes potk. aSh. NAV and june M Ia
p IA. JuIT ST2 Ia. Iahi, cs,h and NAV Jooc
June and July T,Oc, ilscon, Ihoft fIbs G,S0c.
81 o.. The Visible supply Of grain ia comparisoi
with that Of one week ago ~ reported by tn
Board Of Trade Ia a follows; Wheat, $4,000
bushels, decrease $1,000 bushels; corn l6,SSg,00
bushels, decrease 9llJO00 bushels; oats 1880
bushels, decrease lSl,N0 bushels; rye 1880
bushels, decrease 1900 bushels,
obIHa IA tatissn ~ ~ 4 XIV q. X ga sish
81 Va5 10; winter patent fair 10 choice IS SOa6OO
Minnesota clear si0I 76; do straight IS %
patent 81 90. Wheat iIili No. 3 red April, Ma!
and June 92aGIfC; July @asghc. Corn aTn
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NEW YoRE, April i.7PottSleum opened weak
declined 10 S1Ic. LiT6I buying ~ standard oil
HSiESi closed SIcsdy y SSSi tSiSs E6ISo SSi.
rea,
90 mfteiIl CieafGiCea Moo baffeiii ehaitefl
III ll bAttplll shipments V1,iO6 baffelil runs
pi,9iS barrels,
%PfTrgBvRaH, Pa Anil i.-PShoitum dull
but steady opened AI9pl closed IL p7tc, high.
oil RgNpi lowest Hpkc,
B~lIbEoEp, Pa. Aptl l.-opened AZ sgIol
closed Alp0koj Highest W3{ej lowest 80 clear.
AnOea $4,000 aff6lI.
lily TEtvsy ~, ! sL Ssgsl ii5o.oH;stS 9. SSi
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Live stock.

CHICAGO, April i,-cattie- Receipts ii,bOC
head; ShipnGnu 800 head market strong and
active; choice 10 eXtA bOevea SlOat bOi steers
q QOGs VOi stOckets aud feeders q .lOAS 40i cows,
1000 head Ihlpmenu 1900 head; market slow
and 6li0u l0weft mixed n 7uat pjj heavy A7ba
800, light 81 Has 00;Illps o 60al 20, bhcep-
Receipts 600 head; shipments 2,i0O hoadi mar,
ket stronger NATIVES y bAb vi western corn iOd
q GA6 l0i lAtnbt " lao Is,
East LiBEAry, pa, April L. atEe-Recolpt
dull and bal0u lower. llogS-RncolptS b,8o0 head;
shipments .i,lW head market lfmI medium
Philadelphia Is l0ah III heavy hogs 06 O0i plgi
aud Workers y i0b RhO6p-RecelpA Loo
head shipments i,iW head market firm and
unchanged,
CINCINNATI. Qr. APtl l.-liogA steady com,
Ssal Vol RcOlPl St@ head shipments III
HNuul
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FARM FOR SALE.

fkTVrG nice Farm el 10 acres. lying along the
line between Tyler aud wetel counties lpartly
10 each) four miles from New AArtin6yillei
heiily al duSn 10 grass, we'll wAteTed, SuhGtan'
lll Improvements, and In good neighborhoOd
which wish ~ sell. The title IL perfect, and
viii be sold Of bargain aud on reasonable terms
GallOn OF address me at New AartlnHillc,
Reurl nunty, W. Va.
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DO oTsUFFRR ANYLONGER.

! Domestic felicity Is disturbed when {
man has O wife and elixir.
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OHIO RIVER RAILROAD.-TIME
" Table taklng effect Feb. 10, 1850. PaSsCn.
gGt trains will run rs fOllOws-Centrnl Time,
All Trains daily except those marked thuSt
Which do not run on Sunday:
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Proposals.
VEST VIRGINIA PRHITEATIGRY,

N~ouSDsyiLLE, W. Va, March q, 1850.
SEALED PROPOSALS will be received b the
r-nj,nigned until u O'Clock meridian, on Tues.
W. ~ hi n isD, Tor the labor OF Ong hundred
mn ]e5nyIcts, OF a less number, HdetJed, Tor q
,n'S,i,I II from three to i've yeaIa. labor 70 he
ln,pi,hrd when contract IL cl0Ssd. For iuTtheF
n.TtigIiap address the undeIsignel'
TN rlrr Of the Hoard OF Direction, 80
sSyi"ys EDWARD R0BERTSON, SupL
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ding 100,
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AlALAlh.

NAV IoaE, Aptl,i : W iron steady, Copper
aHll lake llS LeSdNA'lSFl domestic y ttHr
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GOVERNOR GORDON,

There never has been the man perhaps
who a 40 generally liked by his fellow
mon IA Governor Gordon, whom his
countrymen call the oheYalier Bayard
OF the South. A gallant ohiYalric, hon.
onble soldier, a stAteemAn, and gentle.
man Of broad and liberal Views, In
auenCed only BY fairness and utterly
destitute Of Ill will or uAlloe-l1 tho
sun total Of John B. Gordon, But hO u
fast such q business mbn a. was General
Grant his business ventures resulting
dls~ABtfouSly. Az one time he could b
ranked among the wealthy men o.
Georgia, but now he Is In only moderate
circumstances, He once venlured upot
the introduction Of fine sheep In thI
tato 70 demonstrate 70 the tatmem tina
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For MounlLyEle, $40 q m. and 1900 noon,
daily except Sunday, ard $40 y m, daily.
Grafton accommodation, $50 p M, daily.
For Cumberland, S:l0 q m, daily, except Sun.
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NLEy ELAND 4 PITTSBURGH
NRAlLR0AD.-Undp schedule In effect Fcb,
lO,l@y Train Leave BtldgepOti, Central Stand.
land, 400 N For PlihbnfKh, lO:21 a M, For
chicago and Cleveland liUI . M. For Pittsburgh
and New FORK siDp For H%RubOnVlilO, 5IS8
o n, For MARTHA feffy, 6itb 4 IN.
Tfhihh arrive ~ bridgeport al 1863 4 m, logs
N. l2i& . m. $50 . .. and 7,l1h , ieII
The Lamar register., 1889-07-06

A heavy wind, rain and hail storm
swept up the valley of Wolf creek on
Tuesday evening completely level
ing growing crops. The storm orig
mated across the river north and
east of town and sweeping almost In
semi-circle it gathered up all the
loose dirt. sand and other debris of
the prairie, and p.ecipitated the
whole mass into that narrow valley,
completely shutting out from sight
every object distant few feet. Old
Westerners say they never witnessed
such sand storm before. The crops
will all grow again as they were not
sufficiently advanced to be much
hurt.-Granada Exponent.
The Lamar register., 1889-07-06

One who is authority on the sub.
ject says: l wish all horsemen knew
the value of sunflower seeds. 1t is
not only one of the best remedies for
heaves but horse that has recently
foundered can be entirely cured by
giving half a pint twice day for
awhile in his feed. l took an other
wise valuable horse last fall which
was so stiff that you could hardly get
it out of the stall, and in two weeks
you would not know anything was
the matter with it, and it has been
all right ever since.
The Lamar register., 1889-07-06
Laura" said the old man, "will

Laura" said the old man, twill
you have some taters?"
eff you refer to the farinaceous
tubers which pertain to the solanum
tuberosum, and which are commonly
known as potatoes" replied the sweet
girl graduate, 81 would be pleased to
be helped to a modicum of the same.
But taters? Taters? Pm quite sure,
papa, that they are something of
which never before had the pleas
ure of hearing"
The old man pounded on the table
until the pepper castor lay down
for rest, and then remarked in a
voice of ICY calmness: "Laura, will
you have some of the taters?"
"Yes, papa"
Is our boasted high.school system
a failure, or is it not?-Terrs Haute
Express.
The Lamar register., 1889-07-06

Cool miners in Illinois and Indi-
ana, their wives and children, are re-
ported to be starving by the thou
sands. Their condition should en-
gage the immediate attention of the
generous and benevolent of the ma
ton. And that condition should also
command the close and serious con-
sideratlon of statesmen and politial
economists. There should be no
starvation in this new land of rich
and varied resources and wide oppor.
tunlties. The man of skill and the
man of industry alike should ever be
able to command FOR their labor
enough to buy bread and clothing
for themselves and their families.
When they cannot something is
wrong somewhere.-Denver Times.
The Lamar register., 1889-07-06

"You saw, sir" exclaimed the actor.
choking with wrath, as he rushed in
to the newspaper Office after the
evening performance was over, and
leaned over the EDITORS table; chow
l was treated this evening. was
Kissed, sir! 1 was called contempti-
BILE scoundrel, sir! The ruffians in
the gallery threw cabbages and dead
cats on the stage, and a cowboy in
one of the boxes shot off alock of NV
hair. 1tsgalling to my pride as an actor
sir, but l look at it in purely bust
ness light. There won't be standing
room the rest of the week. Do it
up in column article In tomorrow
mornings paper, with scare head
over it, and give all the particulars.
Here's slo.-Chicago Tribune.
The Lamar register., 1889-07-06

"9ig Mouth" Charley, the gay and
festive Indian who playfully sent d.
Pete to the happy hunting grounds
at Red Bluff, for which commenda-
BILE action he will enjoy the hospital
ity of the state for seven years and
months, distributed his personal ef-
fects as follows: To Jim Turner,
his brother, he gave his oldest wife,
Lizzie, also his real estate and horses;
the land is 16O acres timber claim.
To "Cayote Pete" friend, he
gave his youngest wife, Susie. To
"Deer Tom," another brother, he
gave Mollle Turner, his dead brother
Ike's wife. His thirty head of dogs,
five Wincester rifles, 500 rounds of
cartridges, two revolvers and four
knives, he gives to Jim Turner; con.
sideration, love and affection for Liz.
zie. He had a deep set grudge
against "Cayote Pete," which is the
reason for placing Susie under his
protection. She is a tolerable tough
piece of femininity.-Red Bluff
Cali News.
The Lamar register., 1889-07-06

The dressed-beef men of Kansas
City propose to test the constitution,
ality of the Colorado and New Mex
leo meat inspection bill. If the de-
cision is against them they threaten
boycott on Colorado and New Mey.
leo cattle. Those fellows are eyi-
IDENTIFY indulging in. the delusion that
they own the earth west of the Mis-.
souri, river.-Denver Times.