The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-22
lIeelS ON THE FAIR SEX.
8asssr Whs~h b. Cenaeesea IN Narteus
ways with W0as0ss.

six teeth Tor me right oH:" "Havc Won
T rls. gs TwsRSe'fr I'm he scrr asked sin.. r."
..n"' O. q" bon wish To ,ah' ".sh'IS
sSs chair, and you siin:h on aud pull"
..vcry we'll. ma'am." She removed her
bonnet. took her place in the chair. aud hc
rrossn. "How soon can / get q plate
she asked. as she got out of the chair. I'm
about six week; ma'am-a rermanen,
down.. ~ want ssven corns taken
dn maam." II toe in, 'ip Wan, aSair
OF shoes made to force me tai toe out for
awhile; Drug s,"r: down the street"
tai take these. rrrki OF. six teeth AT 80
cents each il 81. Here's your change"
"Aia,an;: exe.as. M, if J ask If You are Ar.
dentist ns slm. was ready tai dn. NO., sir:
I'm n widow from Indiana. struck u man
who wants tn Lc my second husband, aud
we are To- tr married i'm two months. I'm
going into you scc- good day
Youths C~onaf'0nion: The industry Dian
greatly amused the other ps,sscnxer~. On
coming aboard AZ ~ small town. she has
tiiy seated herself. and WAS making. her
the train lad left the station.
s Sss'' sn,,,. q O, h .5a =s,s'i Ss..,;,c-. "'a ai
her surroundings aud the bits of charm
ing scenery of which she could get
GlfIfltb>s'> IEputt Atle Gal wtIttfoWs. JUS Nv
fore suI,-s.. the train came to- tile place
where u itccting view of Niagara Falls
can liz. had. Look. mother. look" cried
mp the ear window. With her eyes fixed
steadily ON thc stocking. the old lady
knitted on. while her husband tuggei AT
her sleeves and again s.rictl out. Look
mother. quick, nr it'll he gone! Why don't
you look: P-hawi It's gone, and mcbbe
Niagara Falls! Why didn't you look -
With her eyes still fixed oO the stocking
II" old lady calmly rr..plicd: Just he
c,n>. l was tur,in' the heal of this sto,h-
in, that's why; ! never could turn a hcci
an ,i,:s heel Lid to 1u t.:..lc!:r
New York Sun: AZ the train got started
up the Hudson the yo,iuR thing said to the
bullct-headed young man who had just
led her to the altar; "Gawgc. we shall see
ike i%eIS. r'"' win III ~ sicx T % hussins cnrm*S
Perhaps" ~ should so like to sr" them
h,,shinT orr: ISs read : .,.,i"iI". ,,". Z.
said yo" knew cv.rytning:" II
1nd." That poem rings in my ears.
Let's see how it goes: u says that one
gentle morning il, ,h.. baimy spring. when
the snow. had melted of, "a farmer went
forth with pillow and drag to .ni~k the
tho Gawg". ,n they h',~k corn with q
G~n, am" m,a afi 3 /, r,ow mi nr S"r cam;
we have one on our Switchboard for orna.
ment when we go To housekeeping: = 81
I VIII tI1lItk OF u. Dfttt thttf h'tIb WI
now. The doctor sad you weren't tn taik
too much until your throat got better"
Boston Courier: "Gc"rgc. dear" said 8
young w.f"i Looking up from ,l,s rspr,
tism." "Ycs. dearest" .'Is il customer,
eases "It depends upon whether Ill.
pcrson afflicted is ~,Ipcrstitiots or not
because. when sewing on q button; !
was your vest, j think. ! discovered {
quantity of cloves, coffee heans.carslarnoi
seeds, flag root and other things in III.
Is thcr,. "xy,n;" ~. ." mn,ter With s"u
DEAR" "Ye-cs, my dear said George
Summarizing and turning red as a hoile.
got "a it'll. heart trouble Poor fellow
she said. as the tears came to her eyes
land You never told me "a word at'o,i
Boston Courier: A gentleman who is
confirmed bsitchelor was being rallied =,
Gently by some lady friends upon his al
him into matrimony. II wonder.'' one a
them said. that any man could esa.aI'
who has had all the snares laid for hi,
that have been spread for yo,I." ~ shout
never have been able to preserve my lii
erty.' he answered. chad il not been for
window on Winter street: What VIA
th..rs. in that to preserve you 1T wa
filled with the materials of which In
with an aTcctntion Of gravity. .'Whc
ever l was in amy danger of becoming er
gagged. 1 SIMPLY walked rDitI,u ana lDDks-
i'm at that window. and I have therein
been savch."
New York Erening sun: She had in.
returned from abroad, and she was eI
: thtisiastic over all she had seen and dol,
, in the strange country across the waite
W. spent six weeks in Lrydcn." sl
said. 'S,Icli n; dear old town. and thsI
were lots of Americans there "And yo
+ brought back some of IA. Lrydcu Jars, .
COURSE" said II michicviotIs listctic
, We'll. no." with "a charming little accci
or t.ipdor. ~ didn't. You see. they are >
+ awfully large and heavy, and besides
= have ssriples against smuggling. But "
saw three great manufactures thcI
. whcrs. the jars are made, aud oh, s,iC
quantities of them i'm the shop windows
San Franc,sco Chronicle: Vauitas. van
tatum! All il vanity. from the humb
slave to the queen. The servant girl
the small household had been washir
the family linen. and I suppose IL ticl
|, are conditions when make-,Ip is hound
go il il when the wisSll-i,ib and the soa
. suds are bcforc H.. At all events the 80
want maid did not feel that she was qui
fit to- meet any of her own sex. and Ia
mistress had ON friends come to lime.
Y when they entered the diuing-room ii
lady OF the hous. found 70 card ON n
plate bearing this simple legend: "Doi
ring for me to come in. or I'll skars. a
- folks"
. Neir York Wc.Iiy: A Mothers Heart
Mrs. Brink: Mrs. KIink. Mrs. Kiln
u Nnnr littln lhnxr il IL, ntlr yar,l s,ppi,,- q.