St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-02-24
good fortune to find any of these exem-
plary young women up to the present

BEEN LOOKING FOR TEN YEARS.
q E. j. Rose-I have been looking for
the right person for ten years, and thus
far my ideal has failed to present her
self. / may be somewhat particular,
but then one should not jump in the
dark. Providing man exercises proper
judgment and makes wise selection,
| he will be happy. but not otherwise.
u BUSINESS MUST BE BETTER.
Dan Byrnes-I certainly will not
marry until the law business picks up a
iglHtie, and | can support wife III a
suitable manner.
L IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE.
e. A. O'Brien-Because hotel life is
expensive. very much SO, for one, let
alone for two, and as am very fond OF
travel. do not care to bur den myself
with additional baggage.
HE Is TOO TICKLE.
z Lac Stafford-fhe reason do not get
married is because | am too tickle. One
nettes. / believe l shall have to COM
promise on a red-headed girl. provided
she has nice bank account, and is not
irritable.
ar HIS HEART IS TOO TENDER.
+ gDaye Chute-As | know so many
pretty girls. and as have such tender
heart, / naturally do not know where to
/ begin, so rather than cause the clear
creatures any pain, Iprefer to remain
bachelor.
BECAUSE HE'S AN ATHLETE.
Chauncey Wheeler will never
marry, because am giving all my time
to athletics, and my Door wife would
always be afraid that would come with
a broken nose or sprained arm.
WANTS HER TO HAVE MONEY.
I D.,, nn1u q
woman with millions, and she must be
equally as we'll Off as | am. Besides,
she must be content to reside in the
country.
NO MARTYR IN HIS.
Billy Munson-No, indeed. L do not
propose tn make a martyr OF myself for
any woman. There is too much of
saineness about it to suit me.
NO ONE WILL HAVE HIM.
Fred Dean-I hardly think that shall
ever marry, because / ain having too
good time NOW, and honestly do not
believe that anyone would have me.
| DON'T THINK ENOUGH OF ONE WOMAN.
ID. a. Dormant do not intend to
marry because do not care enough for
any one woman to link myself to her
forever.
DON'T LIKE MOTHER-IN-LAW.
L
off as | am Marriage is a costly eX-
pertinent, and besides l am not fond of
Scolding m0thers-in-Iaw.
HE WILL GET BALD FIRST.
Roger Vail have decided not to
| marry until l am bald-headed. | will
| thus be spared considerable torture, and
then prefer not to have my beauty
spoiled. anyway.
WANTS TO MAKE AN,IMPREssIoN.
Ben Kruse-As soon as can make an
impression OH nice, pretty girl with
lois of money and quiet, gentle dispo-
| sition, you will hear OF nay engagement,
not before.
AFRAID OF BREACH OF PROMISE.
Tommy. Orr-Wili lever marry?
Now. see here; if say yes it may COM
piicate matters and bring things to a
climax; while on the other hand, if |
say no, it may result In my being sued
for breach OF promise.
JUST ENOUGH FOR ONE.
DIR. Thomas LaliDerte am
very contented as l am. Besides, am
too busy, and have just enough money
for one.
MARRIAGE Is A LOTTERY.
W. G. Hobart-Marriage is big lot
/ terry, and not one man in thousand
draws prize. | am pretty lonely, but
/ have not enough confidence to get
married.
COAL Is TOO HIGH.
R. P. O'Bren-The price of coal and
rents is too high just now to think OF
marrying. Later on, perhaps, when
things are cheaper L may consider the
adviSability OF taking unto myself
wife = -. -
"a - THEY ARE ALL MARRIED.
Cayotr Langdon-Because eyerygeod
looking girl l have ever fancied was
.tettirer married or engaged, SO have
tsgNen the whole thing up. $3.50
/ MA NTskA :PRETFY-~G WITH MONEY.
| VIII sNeiler-So many girls object to a
| Fellows belonging to a club on the
gfound that it keeps him out so late at
Isfght, that / will not marry in a hurry.
/ OF course, if a girl was unusually bright
and had any amount OF money, she
might stand some show with me, but
not otherwise.
MAKES TOO MUCH WORK.
Harry Pratt find it hard work to
support myself. let alone wife. Be
sizes. have yet found no one to nay
liking.
| THEY ARE EXPENSIVE.
DR.. SweetSer-Women are an exDen-
sive luxury, and they are too hard to
please to suit me.
THE CLUB Is ELS HOME.
j. B. Atwater- Because the club
takes the place of home, and the club is
peaceful home. If man is sick he
is better off at a hospital, providing he
has the money to pay tor good care.
WOMEN TOO FOND OF DRESS.
A. n. Jordan--BecauSe as rule the
/ average girl does not care for anything
I but fine dresses, the opera and her ear
rage. When can find nice little
lady who will be willing to exist on love
and kisses in cottage at the lake will
give her-a big medal. But count me
out when it comes to getting married.
HE WANT STO WEAR A DRESS SUIT.
Will Hallowel--I would willingly get
married, only 1 am afraid my wife
would oppose my attending the club
meetings SO often. Besides. have just
bought a dress suit at a bargain, and it
would be shame to lay it away.
ALWAYS GET LEFT.
j. S. Van Antwerp have made sew
eral attempts to catch on, but somehow
or other always get left. may have
luck yet, however.
HE'S ENOUGH By HIMSELF.
F. L. Ihresher-I have all can do to
paddle my own canoe without taking OH
another passenger. Then like to at
tend the club and that would raise q