The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1889-05-31

Slight arrangements ofthe stomach
and bowels may often be corrected by
taking only one of Ayers Pills.
Though moi having the pills at hand,
gour disorder increases and q regular
fit of sickness follows. "For the want
of nail the shoe was lost" etc.
We learn this week that Mrs. J.
G. Woodin's father and mother, Mr..
and Mrs. w. J. Mccullough, of Kan.
sas City, Mo-, have bought the Judge
Talcott place north of town. they ex-
pect to move here soon. The REGIS
TER welcomes them to their new
home.
The only name this week has adj
ded to our list of political possible
ties Is that Of Miss Sadie Reimert,
whom we hear mentioned as a possible
candidate for Register of Deeds, Miss
Reimert has been Mr.Duncan's deputy
for some time and has many friends in
all parts of the county.
The immediate families of members
of the graduating class, as has hereto.
fore been the custom, will be admitted
free to the exercises tonight. With
these exceptions no complimentary
tickets will be issued, the merely NOM
iual admission fee being only sufficient
to defray necessary expenses.
Strawberry growers say there never
was such q yield of that delicious fruit
as there is this year, and the size aud
quality were surely never better.
With green peas and new potatoes for
the first part of the bill of fare and
stra W berries for desert, the average
Kansas is living like q prince these
days.
Major Henderson, is q mighty fine
fellow and knows how to drum. But
he ought to let out that talk about the
Slope. Kansas is in the boom business
herself just now and doesn't care to
pay 25 cents a head to hear even SO
famous q man as the Drummer Boy of
the RappahannOck blow up some 9th.
er country. The Major should stick to
his drum.
The case of Mrs. II. L.Reagan, whose
terrible injury was noted last week, is
proving very puzzling to the physic-
ians. The wound in the throat is
healing nicely, but the patient has
not yet recovered her mind. DR.. Full
ton thinks she will be fully restored in
time. but the shock to the brain was
certainly much more severe than was
at first supposed.
A number of the young ladies had a
picnic all by themselves on Monday
afternoon. 1t would have been q very
dry affair-what fun can lot of lone
girls have at a picnic with no body to
swing them or to take them boating
or cut bait for them or carry water for
their lemonade?-had not heaven ia
which livened things up little.
Rhode Island voted last November
but her State officers were not elected
until last Tuesday. The law provides
that in case any candidate for State
office fails to get majority of all the
votes cast, the matter shall be referred
to the Legislature. This happened last
fall. so the election only took place on
Monday. The Legislature being Re-
publican the entire Republican State
ticket was elected.
Capt. r. s: Moore brought us some
samples, Tuesday, of what Kansas
can do in the strawberry line when
she tries. There were number of
varieties, the finest being the Crescent
Seeding, the Glendale and the Blu.
back No. 5. They were certainly
remarkably large and beautiful and
were declared by everybody who came
into the of1ice-while they Iasted-to
be the finest they had seen this year.
The following named persons have
Hen Drawn as Jurors for the Jtine
term of the District Court: r. f. Ba-
ker, q. w. Lacy. J. d. Mann and II.
Peak, Usage; James Pickel, Elm; John
Harris, G. H. Sloan, J. Hoagland. J.
F. Nigh and J. Jennings, lola; o. F,
Anderson and D. f. Edwards, Gene.
va; James Wilson, Humboldt F. M.
Denman, Cottage Grove; A. NJ. Bee.
man, Salem w. Braughton, Marina
ton Martin Nelson, Elsmore G.. w.
Moore, Carlyle.
Some of our farmer friends occa-
sionally drop remark which would
lead one to suppose that the farmers
are the only class that feel the hard
times and that they work harder and
make less money than any other peo-
pie. The REGISTER will not argue
this question just now farther than
to make this suggestion {: Sit down
and write the names Of every mer-
chant in Allen county, who has got
rich during the past 20 years, then
bring the list to this Office and for ev.
cry name on it we guarantee to give
you ten names of farmers who have
got rich in Allen contributing the
same periOd of time
Capt. l.. A. Thrasher received on
Friday last his commission as special
revenue agent for the Interior Depart
ment, and will enter upon his duties
June 1. This is the same position the
Captain held for some years prior to
the disaster of 'S4, and in which he
made 80 fine record that the Depart
ment was anxious to again secure his
services. The REGISTER congratu-
lates him upon this prompt recogni-
ton of his eminent fitness for the place
and congratulates the administration
no less for its good sense in making so
worthy an appointment. Capt. Thrash
er's territory for the present will be
Illinois and Wisconsin, with head
quarters at Chicago.
me nE6lSIEh uOcS uoG Olttu uahe
suggestions about other peoples bust
ness: But it would like to ask farm
ers why, when they construct all ar
tificial pond on their farm they do not
complete the job by planting trees
upon its banks? The trees would need
protection for awhile, Of course, but
they would soon grow SO large as to be
in no danger from the stock. And a |
we'll shaded pond is certainly much
haitian than no ra MOL tho xxyofa, -,