The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-26
BRIGHT BITS.

RATEER RouGH-You are going? 1t seems to
me that my society is not enough for you.
on the contrary, it is too much for me-
FIiegende BLdtter.
SERVANT MAID-Madam. the doctor.
Lady (who is having a delightful call from
neighborl-It is impossible 10 receive him now.
say That am ill-Sdf Francisco WdSD.
"HURL not your honeyed phrases hitherward,"
Is the expression Boston girl uses when she
wants to tell her admirvr not to give her any
taffy. '-AetC York CONNIE, cidt AduertiSer
HUHoRIsT-I suppose this little JOKE will 90 at
regular rates II accepted?
Edltor-Yes, | guess so. 1t is TOO old to
travel for the half fare any longer.-1erre
Hdufe Express.
Mss SALINA-Yes, admit Mr. Plumply is
rather pain, but it's the sort of face that grows
upon you
The Major-Indadel Well, I'm sure It's not
the sort av face Oh want to grow upon mel
London Funny Folks.
GOT BACK HoME-Mr Blinks lin dairy restau-
rant, New 1or cty)-rm most starved for a
cream on EN- Bring me double order.
Waiter-Tes, san. Been summeriag on
farm, pose, sah?-NetU York Weekly.
THE SEA AND THE SAILoR-Miss Neptune (on
Atlantic steameri-Who is that poor fellow
leaning so pale and misera Die against the rail +?
Mr.. Spinnaker-Oh, that's young Toppinglift
the commodore OF the Gosling Bay Yacht Club
lie hasn't got his sea-legs on yet.-LJe.
Mr.. DE CoURCY Injecting Miss Hautcur after
the summer seasonl-How do you do? I'm very
glad to see you back again.
Miss Haut9ur aside, mistakn1 his meauing)-
Graclou goodness! Can it be that have worn
my ball dress downto sn by mistake?-Nelc York
Sun.
De GUsrIBUs quest at summer hotsl)-See
mere, water, do you know tdis butter tastes
awfully of keroseney
Waiter lex cole gian)-No, sir; but accept
your statement OF the fact. About matters of
taste, you know, 1t is idle to dispute. -Drdke's
HdgdZ1ne.
HoUsEMAID-There is a gentleman down
stairs, ma'am. WHO i almost pulling the boil
box.
Mistress crushing to the mirror)-AsS him to
send up his card and tell him will be down in
a few mlnutes.-BtCI n0ton Free Press.
Mr.. CUNso-I mus, get a stick of that barber
pole candy for little Jimmy
Mrs. CImso-OI, get him some chocolate
drops.
NO; the striped stick is more appropriate. -
because Jimmy is little shaver Time.
Mr.. JAsoN-Why amt supper ready, want
to know? 4iI
Mrs. Jason-I vas downtown and got caught
in tn rain without an umbrella. l had to wait
IN store until the storm was over.
Mr.. Jason-So you did have sense enough to
go in out of the rain, en-? Wen, you are not an
entire fool.
NLh >. JdAOi--VNpY OilIJ the OeIJeF nan OF one
Ierr9 Haltte ErDreSs.
CANT BE Done
Do not, good friend, for any sake,
Be greco enough to think
That you ca beat the fakir's fake
o. win the fakir's chnk.
lie is not giving wealth away
AS free rnud or air,
AMI If ne could not make it pay
Would not attend tae fair.
-PunrsutGpney Spirit
JACK-You look thoughtful, John. Anything
on your mind?
John-Oh, no. was only thinking of the day
bade my sweetheart good-by, and of my recen-
ton when returned to her.
OF course she was glad to see you?'
''Sne seem I'd to be-
And you neld her in your arms and covered
her face wit kisses?"
Il undoubtedly would have done SO but for
one obstacle.
what was that?''
Her husband. Time