The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-10-24
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II 10 wcssefal bsv much u hes soli.
ed
--sous ,siis vouli nsts coed pebble
spesisr. ibsy have saeh 81 easy asliv
@y.
--ssla the vs.sr tsnt 70 the pumpi ]
osssoa nsrry 700. bet Ishsil Alvsys he
eastern 10 yoS.
II, 10 essisr 10 loea the stable door u
let bofss stolen than noi 10 lock Il 81
ell. II nsy save The Gov.
Mr. Jcss-Dosi trouble 10 see ne
10 ihs door. Mrs Smith No trouble:
quite pleasure. J sssare yoal
--Dobts Dad the old gentleman leave
mach vbsn be dieds Bobbs He left the
earth: slsi more cOnld expect.
Mistress Mary, l don't Iike 10 se
ihL. dpsi co the farpisafe. Msry-Al
night, nun: III pull down the blinds
-Jisks Been 10 the circus. ebf See
saythiss peel Biinks -Yes, the rhil-
dres vso laughed =, the ciosn were
pes.
Smith Some one told me you we're
pretty coed sailor. Ia tha cor Smith
Well. ! ousb. 10 be. 60 through
slasll II home every night
--Uacle RAsius, we're the chickens you
stole Las. night is,f DE man vat says ]
stole EN- breaks de uuti oil upl Dey xuz
de poorest fowls sbes au, boss.
--Mss Rspidde --Hs should know me
veil eoonsb by this time TO bare propos
81. Miss Csus.iqus No doubt. my dear.
ths.'s the reason be hasn't done 80.
--sinsley How much you resemble
your slater. Miss Biopesl | would take
you for her. Miss Biones W.vell. Mr..
Sinslsy this 10 90 sudden; but you may ask
pa
Mrs. Y. They must have some very
heavy winds 10 Boston. Mr.. F.-Indeed
they do. Mrs. Y. There il IN item 10
The paper about . safe being blown open
there.
There 10 no sbstract excellence In ear
ly rising-all depends on what you do
when you are out OF bed. II would be
better for the world II some people never
got up.
II wish l was . star. said . Cornell
junior dresmily, to bis companion. wish
you vm comet. she replied. cody, for
then you would come around only once in
1900 years.
Hostess Won't you sing something,
Mr.. Greene? Mr.. Greene There are 40
many strangers here l. Hostess - Never
mind them; they'll be gone before you get
half through.
-Is your father easy TO get along withi
asked George. ~ they 90. on the doorstep.
Why. certainly. What made you ssk2
Nothing only be seems to be good deal
OF kicker
Mrs. Hinton (reccn,ly msrriedl Did
you know my husband WAS very ill3 Miss
Darlington Il suppose be must be. Be
fore be married you he told me had brok.
On his heart
Mrs. Gsbby-It is shocking, the way
that Mrs. Sharpe bosses her husband.
The poor man can hardly call his soul bis
own. Mr.. Gabby Don't you say word
against that lady. Maria; she refused me
ten years ago.
Little Willie Ito his sisters besu) -
You cant guess what I've got my pocket.
Mr.. DIiuker. Mr.. Blinker-No, l cannot
guess Whats 1t Willie? Willie It's
besns. Mamma said you didn't know
beans, but | thought I'd try you.
Marion. be asked. in that sty 10 which
big brother assumes when pstronizing .
little Sister. Marion do you know that
the earth turns round7 OF tos does,
answered Marion. ressn,ing the i'm puta,ion
Of ignorance; that's the reason tumbles
out Of bed.
Mn. Homespun-i'Il tell you where
you can Ind job saving i've cords OF
wood. poor man Tramp (esgerly)-
Where, mumi just around the corner
Of the neat street. rhsnk yc. mum, m uch
obliged. l might have run into it il it
hsdn's been for you.
--fiiEboodle Nov that you consent 10
b mine, darling. 10. us DO married soon.
Belinda no. dear. let Us wait two
years Of least Fiizboodle Two yearsi
Oh. you don. mean III Belinda = Yes, in.
deed. do. Please let me think you per.
feet ~ long - possible.
Il, having bceu demonstrated 81 tie
bay STATE fair the. hne quality OF ducks
csn be raised without giving then access
70 water. II would nov be interesting 10
know II = good breed OF hens can be
brought up sithoa, allowing them 70
scratch In . psishbors garden.
Old Mr.. Folsom Il Vas over TO Cud
besry's today, and they hsd received . let.
TOR from the college president telling EN-
N Il Jim, uho Is IN The college, has Ger
tsinsly got the divine sfi ,,us. or sathin
like that. Old Mrs. Folsom You don't
ssyl IL the family worried soyi
Judge You are sirechoider. Pros-
pscsivs iarymsn Yes. cir. Judge Mar
red or siaslsy Prospective jurymsu-