New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-06
THE TALK OF TIE DAP.

AlonK tho banks OF the ITrawaddy the people arc
very much harassed BY Dscoits and Government
officials First the Dacoits plumber them, ana tnen
the Government officials Hne them for allowing tho
DacoIts to plumber them. Tho Government wants !"
do all the plunderinS ITSELF
Did He Popl-He-Tslkns about names, WISH l
could get mine changed think 1t Is 100 ugly ior
anything ,. ,h,rx :, &c
Just lovely burlington Free Press
says Tho Waterbury American: There Is
good deal Of man millinery about novelng as az
present conducted We wonder II novel written
especially for men by keen observer and Virie
writer would pay expenses Of publication
Tho National Game-Mrs. Youngwite-Yes, my
husband 10 interested In his business low no canuoS
sparo a moment from the ofice . -,
Galleries, Just met him; he Was IN An A"iu'
hurry. ~, 40 ,.&Oo nm MD Ia
say CsnSrOYo. he aid he was going up to our
boys down the Chicagos.-t Harvard Lampoop.
Tho men Who have succeeded in getting claims In
Oklahoma arc called okahomers,' and those VINO
haven't are referred TO as okIAhomeless."
She Wanted to RAID the Club-old Maid-oficor. !
Oficer-Sarne old game! DID they stare at yCu
no. they pulled down the blind when went
)ast.7-tTeNSs stnngs.
For some reason or other, references to saul OF
Tnsus ao very popular In the Massachusetts, Less-
la,pr,. and "Ths Boston Herald tells how John
Quincy Adams once referred TO the great apostle aS
tho gentleman from Tarsus."
baseball Maidcn-Yss. Mr.. JOblOts, all Is over DO
tween us Here Is tho ring. -, ,,,, .,,
Mr. Joblots-I am To unuerstanoI hou' SAS"e'' AA~'
o,rr engagement Is At an END - .,....
Baseball Malden-Exsouy give YOU you r, e =; tSs
and expect to sign now man inc iaaor p~'' VI '"e
week. Good-bye.%Mnneapois Tribune
a1can never win Clara We're do verc.' mosned the
b,shtl youth "Nothing make an impression
on her heart. It is as hard az STEEL Try dia-
moLds- suggested his friend, who had been uere'
They will make an impression on substances even
harder than steel' Tho young man tried DIAMONDS
and tho wedding day Is now set.
Assistant TO great mseaslns ed'ors-I see -. TITS
young Mss - making hTsSt quite F0inoU' I''O's"
Great Magazine Editor fes-un-hAVent VIC gov
q story OF hers sent IN lOur OF n'o SCars NV
g. W. Kun It in this month ADD give {. page
editorial TO a Newly Discovered Genlus."-tst.
Paul Poneer Press.
TWO Mines composed oi drug clerks, arc about
J N MAY a game Of baseball in st. Louis. As they
haven't yet decided name, We suggest that one
be called QuI-nne" and the other Strych. nne.'
lie Was E1GnsS me- be S said as he Ri,
| q light from the other VINO was SMOKING
Il aid excuse me-
And no took the trsh cigar, lighted H. throw his old
stub away and he began on the now one no walked
N
| Very good cigar, slr-very good. or course III
| excuse YOU detroit Free Press
| II wo should over be called on TO wage foreiSn
war, Il viii be because We persisted In monkeying
with those foreign words, " casus bellI," entente
| corlIale,, "maro clsusum,' ad rSierendum," do
| novo' and status QUO"
| Flossic q six years old. Mamma she asked one
| day ~ get married viii have % have a husband
| Yes" replied the mother with amused smile.
| And II don't get married VIII have to DO an
| old maid like Aunt kate'
"YcS.' .,
| "Mamma"-anor pause" It's q tough world for US
! women amt ulp-(BlnghsmiOn Republican.
There is not single liquor saloon In Tyrro
| County n. C., and consequently tho lawyers In the
| county aro on tho verge OF starvation.
| Half and Half-Cs,omcr-Here. waiter, ordered
| n bowl OF half and half This isn't IT,
| Walter-Yes sab, dats de- very article.
| Customcr-WhatI DO you moan to tell mo thai
| is half milk and half cream 80
| Wliter-Oh, no, SAIL mean half mix an nall
| watah, sah.-(AmCTica