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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-06-25

| hold of the trunk on the top, but could no
| lift it, and called TO Williams TO help him
| Melville jumped into the wagon and lift
ed one end of the trunk mar the wheel
| williams grabbed il by the handle, gave il
/ a jerk and threw it to the ground. The
weight of the body raised the lid The
trunk was not tnrneh over. nor was the
body thrown out. They carried the trunk
to the sewer and tried to cruwd il all down
| heard Williams say
awe can't dump it down.
INTO THE SEWER.
"The next thing | saw hay mad lifted
the trunk lengthwise aud let the body drop
head foremost into the sew-r. They then
tried TO crowd the trunk in after the BODY
Finding they could not do that, Meilvill.
said
"'We can take this back aud burn it,
civilians said
"'We can't burn ii at once"
"At this time / callei out
sect in for Gods sake, and let's get
back
ave drove back to Edgevater, where
Williams and MELVILLE got cut and start
ed for the lake, carrying a little medicine
case, which had been lying at our feet.
While they were down there, / saw some
one approach. The man was perhaps
twenty or thirty feet away from me when
/ first saw him. pulled the reins upon
the mare at the same time calling 'Whoa,
loud enough TO be heard some distance. In
still louder tone of voice | called out
"Hello. Good evening"
81 saw then he was a policeman. He
exclaimed:
"'Isn't this pretty late hour to be out p
81 said:
"'Yes. l have lost my way and am
looking for the lake shore drive
Just then Melville and Williams came
up from the lake and Melville said:
"'I can't find auy road
"The policeman told us we would have
to 60 back on Evanston avenue. At this
time the trunk was in the wagon.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-06-25
The best medical VIZ

The best medical writers claim
that the successful remedy for nasal ca
tarrh must be non-irritating, easy Of APP
plication. and one that will by its own
action, reach all the remote sores and Ill
cerated surfaces. The history of the eff
forts to treat catarrh during the past few
years obliges US to admit that only one
remedy has completely met these condi-
tions, aud that is Ely's Cream Balm. This
safe and pleasant remedy has mastered
catarrh as nothing else has ever done, and
both physicians and patients freely con-
cede this fact. The more distressing
symptoms quickly yield to it.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-06-25

The following verses are taken from
a few of the camp meeting hymns
sung by the colored people in the
South. They were furnished by q
lady correspondent ia Florida
Dab wsh a man, he name was OF,
Dat jis what de Good Book say,
An ne had wife, an a daughter got,
Dat jis what de Good Book say,
His wife she bslk, an make halt.
An de Lswd ne turn her into salt
Oh, dAt's what de Good Book say,
Ole Adsme. he " ali de fust built man,
OATS what de Good Book say,
An Ebe came next, den sin began:
OATS jis what de Good Book say,
Ebe bin de apple right in two,
But OATS what de Good Book say 1t am;
OATS what de Good Book say.
Much spirit was thrown into the
chorus.
OATS jis what de Good Book say it am,
Yes dat's what de Good Book say,
Jis read il froo, You'll find IL true,
Fo' OATS what de Good Book say.
Another favorite song, accompanied
by various high treble voices, with
ringing variations
oh, long foh to reach dat heavenly sho'
o meet old Peter sttn'in at de do
He say to me, oh, how do you do
CONS set rlgnt yonder IN dc golden pew.
Dat de good solid people do go clean froo
Fo' to tip in de Golden sea.
Waving their arms and bodies, the
brethren joined in the chorus.
Den dip me, bave me.
Sistahs you and me,
Come git de Ooar. Gaze we's all gwine to float
Fo' t. dip de Golden Sea.
Repeating these quaint words over
and over again, they fingered long.
ingly on the last word, ''sea," ere they
sang another verse, which was as
follows:
Good Mr.. Jesus a stt;n' in de Prov,
Come u, niggahs, make yo' bow, l-.. ..t.
On look down on de old below,
An watch de white trash shublin' snow,
While angels fishes nip my toe
When dip in de GoPen Sen. e So
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-06-25
Married at Green Ridge,

Justice Bahrfnburg, of Green Ridge, last
week united g. A. Ellsworth and Mary A.
Allen in the bonds of matrimony. The
father and mother of both bride and groom
were present at the ceremony.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-06-25
To Reappoint Discharged Veterans

Chicago, June 19.-The civil service
commissioners this morning examined the
workings of the postofice. A ruling was
made that Postmaster Sexton might reap
point to any vacancies occurring, without
re-examinstion, certain ex-Union soldiers
who were discharged by his predecessor.
The commissioners speak in terms of high
praise of the workings of the Office.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-06-25

If you feel "out OF Sorts" cross and
peevish-teke DR.. J. McLean's Sarsaps-
rilla cheerfalness will return and life
will acquire new rest.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-06-25

Il have fine pasture, plenty of grass,
shade and running water. Apply to
8 2Sw6t J. ID. CLAYCoMB,
Thornleigh, Pettis Co., Mo
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21
WANTED: A GOAT.

Descanting on the subject OF party
scapegoats, such as Dudley, Dorsey,
and the possible scapegoat Tanner the
New York Times says that nearly
every recent administration has had 10
offer such a sacrifice and as the victim is
bound TO the altar and the sacr.ficial
knife is inserted into vital portions OF
him. his terrified bleats fall Joyfully
upon the ears of the officiating priests. ~
IL is certain that large area OF ere
dulity can be covered with the sacrifice
OF big official appointed in pursuance
Of a corrupt policy. and unloaded IN
the name of official virtue, and in cases
of such sacrifices there is no popular
angel to descend suddenly and put out
the fire. after the manner of the familiar
picture.
Dorsey and Dudley were goOd-szed,
fat kids. fit for the altar, and when they
were served az Grdtin, as tho Frenc II
say. which means gently and artist
cally broiled, of course the pious Re
publicaus arose and said what holy
man is he who thus brings a sacrifice
of a iavorito pet, because the pet got
found out and gave away the job
There was Star Route Brady. twin
goat of Dorsey, who was caught
while his pal gaily skipped beyond the
official paddock where he had been
luxuIiating.
1t was written, and the tale was
bound into the corrupt volume of
political history, that the jury was
fixed that saved the skin Of Brady,
and We all remember how the foreman
of it was tried.
Human nature, when exposed to the
temptations of ambition, power, and
Doodle, is not different now from what
it was in good Queen Bess' glorious
days, when, as we see on the stage IN
Schillers beautiful play, the grand
Boss Leicester denounces ms Cocoon
rludtpi ia 'iuti W 'Api'i' hio wv
pretended loyalty.
Doubtless the Dorsey act of scape-
goat must be repeated, but we offer a
few remarks as to the candidate, and
we do not hesitate to nominate Wanna
maker. The public has a good hold ON
Pious John, aud as hypocrite and fraud
it would be almost resplendent If lac
were named scapegoat to the Harrison
Administrator and put on the burning
faggots before the eyes of the people,
who would be expected at once TO cry
aloud, saying;
Harrison is great and good, and he
is the Prophet of the G. o. F., for behold !
he got 500, 900 from Pious John in re-
turn for Cabinet office.
"But 10. when he finds out that the
people proclaim against the crimes Of
Pious John, he brings him before the peo-
pie as fat scapegoat, and makes .un-
TO them burnt Offering.
And verify it shall be sung that from
the ashes of Pious John. yachtsman and
scapegoat, the new glory of Ben. Harri-
son Ali shall arise
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

WE publish IN another column an
opinion of Judge Hughes in the case OF
The United States rs. Allen & 6inter'
as one Of great interest, especially to
our friends in the tobacco trade VINO
have so much to do with the Internal
Revenue Department and its rules and
regulations. The suit shows what a
mountain can be made OF a
mole hill by certain OFFICIALS
in that Department, to the annoyance
and expense Of law abiding citizens.
The very lucid and able opinion oil the
learned Judge ought to put an end to
the litigation, but we understand that
the District Attorney, at the time OF
bringing the suit. was instructed to
take the case to the Supreme Court IN
the event Of an adverse decision.
AS there has been some change In the
personnel Of the rulers and regulators
Of the Internal Revenue Department
since the suit was brought, we hope
that the instructions will be revoked
At any rate, the public have to thank
Messrs. Allen & Ginter for resisting IN
court such demand. and one that could
have been compromised for few dol
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

THE Constitution quotes Richelieu in
criticising Lord Wolscley:
Take away the sword. States can
be saved without it.
Lord Wolseley advocates universal
military service. He regards standing
9rmies and conscription as national
blessings The German system of mil
itsry organization, he says, is not only
great for war, but infinitely greater as
national school for the mental,
moral, and physical training of the peo-
pie. 1t trains men 10 become sturdy
metbodical, industrious and law-abid-
ing citizens, keeps outside enemies at a
distance. and overawes communism at
home.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

THE Philadelphia Times says that
Corporal Tanner must go. Or, in other
words, Tanner must be the scapegoat
of the administration.
Ills prodigality in the allowance Of
increased pensions, on his own inter
probation Of law, has already led to
such enormous disbursements az to
threaten not merely to consume the
surplus, but to create deficit ia the
pension fund. This in itself is alarm
ing, but the scandal is increased by
what appears to be an established
fact that the Pension Bureau
has been expediting' the claims
of one particular agent; that tins
man was largely instrumental in Sc
curing Tanners appointment, and that
he was and is associated with Du Hey
whom the President has taken such
evident pains to snub.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

Anent the discussion Of "Scapegoats,
to salve the wounded reputation OF the
G.. 0. r., withal we rise to suggest a
Virginia kid that would look exceed
ingly well on the sacriiicial altar, and
whose broiling would induce praise
and halleluiah from the piOus element
of the Republican party.
Need we say that this candidate Is
the great Capricornus Virginianus, or
Billy Goat of vast jumping capacity,
who leaps from party To party with
gyraiing spring, exclaiming at each
jump, Bah-hah
Come. Billy you can do your last
party more good by being roasted for a
sacrifice than living to injure the repu-
tation Of the G.. o. +.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

The Aryan Society is to meet at
Capon Springs in order to give forth
utterances for the promotion OF the
Good, the Beautiful, and the True.
They will, doubtless, have a good
time talking the thing over and alter
they arrive at conclusion, WILL OF
course. promulgate the same Tor the
enlightenment of the people One OF
the ideas Of the AryaEs is to promote
the study of Heraldry and ancestral
claims. They ought to explain now
old coats-of-arms are stolen by Ameri-
can snobs, and how Muggins and
Jenkins prove descent from Norman
conquerors by giving a French accent
to the honored patronymic somewhat
as Burgess becomes Bourgeois, and
Linebsrger gets to be Lionberger.
The Aryan Society ought 70 put itself
in communication with the Heraldry
Junk Company lcoatsof-arms fur
nlshed and family histories manuiac-
tured).
We do not give the address OF that
firm, because they did not pay the last
bill for advertising that the Times pub
Iished with the accustomed guileless-
ness that characterizes the newspaper
business.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

THE Lac Journal pays a wellmerited
compliment to Mr.. S. s. Z. Patteson
on his article on Law Reform, and we
take pleasure in endorsing the compli-
ment.
Law ought to be reformed, and we be-
lieve that Patteson is the man to do it,;
but if we may be allowed TO offer a
suggestion to so distinguished jurist
and reformer, we would remark that
after reforming the law the law
ought to reform numerous abuses.
We are in receipt OF numerous
communications from young ladies
on Church Hill who went to
the Switchback Park with desire
TO see the beauties Of the West End and
at the same time show the beauties OF
the East End, all OF which they did;
but on attempting to return home
Were iucontinentiy left in the road be-
cause the car would not 20. No com
municatiOns from the accompanying
dudee. who must have liked moonlight
better than electricity.
Mr.. .Pat,eson dwells with thrilling
elOqueDce, aud his able commentators
catches on 90 the point that the first
thing in Law Reform is the law : de-
lays, and we catch on TO Patterson AS
one who can make the law go, and then
the law Will make the car 20. The fond /
mothers will feel easier about switch
back excursions, the girls will be
allowed more privileges for getting
home ia time, and the only people like
iy 10 suffer from Law Reform will be- the
moonlight dudes.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

Flossie is 6 years old Mamma she asked
one day, III get married. will | haye 70 have
husband Ike par
Yes replied the mother with an amused
smile.
And If don't get married viii have TO
be an old maid like Aunt Kater
"Iosn
"Mamma'-after pause-"it's a tough
world for us women, amt -Binghamton
Republican.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21
PRE- STO N 3 Il L Y [ n,
FINE ART FU RN RE
No. g Governor Street.
M ~

DICHNOND, FREDERICKSBURG
il AND POTOMAC RAILkOA D.-schcdule
commencing APRIL 2ist. 1883 - eastern
standard time.
~! am. leaves Byrd street station dail y; stops
only az Ashland Junction. MILFORD,
and Fredericksburg. Sleeper O.
Washington and New YORK.
no. Am. leaves Byrd street station daily. exc
ccpt sunday. par.or car 90 washing
ton,
6.e5 o m. leaves Byrd street station daily
sleeper 70 New York
$50 an. arrives n Byrd-sircct station tall
Sleeper from New York.
s3S pm. arrives at Byrd street station ea'.J
stops At FIedcrCksl urF. MILO
Junction and Ashlar Il. sleeper irc4.
Washington ami New York
1910 pm. arrives Al Byrt-sfreet station otiF
except Sunday. farlor car from
Washington.
ASHLAND TRAINS.
DAILY EICEPr sUNDkYP.
6.gSam. leaves Eliza. Arrives at Ashland 40
l.8 am
40 mn. accommodation. leayce Byrd-slreei
station arrives ~ Ashland al 5 pm.
sd4 pm. leaves Elbs arrives ~ Ashland A.
Gas pm.
s.45 am. arrives Elba. Leaves Ashland az o.O5
am.
s.s5 Am. accommodation. arrives az BYRD
street station lesgea Ashian AZ i','
an.
SOS pm. arrives at Blbs leaves Ashland a.
TAYLOR. General Ticket Agent.
E.T. ID. MYERS. General Superintendent.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21
BURnETrE's PHILOSOPHY
a soRE Loss At Ills TINE.

A SORE LOSS st THIS TINE.
Laura Bridgman, who was deaf dumb and
blind and could neither smell nor taste, and
couldn't feel very well under the circum
stances, is dead 10 is great pity She
would have been Of mvaluab.e assistance
just now 10 the Chicago detectives
TAKES ROOM TO CIT 1T ALL ~.
"Whats thatr asked old Gunnybags rs a
supplement, crowded with long columns Of
names and figures, fell from the newspaper
when be opened IL. delinquent tax listT
"No,' said his son, as be scanned the sheet,
"its report Of the cricket match"
4 RARE CHANCE FOR A CORNER.
IL is stated by scientific and learned men
that all the great wealth Of the Vanderbilt
family, about S20OO10O0O, would suffice 10
buy only two tons Of galligm. that rare and
precious metal being valued no $3.50 an
ounce II any of our editorial brethren want
any moro galhum than they are now carry
ing in stock, il is hopel they will get n few
pounds % last through the hot weather before
the Nanderbits hear Of thi. chance and play
with the market The pressman told us last
night that he didn't believe We had more than
half a barrel on hand now
WE ARB DISCOVERED.
\ typewriter girl who has seen much OF
men and their ways during business hours
writes 70 The indianapolis Journal that she
Is sick Of men, They are messy. they are
silly; they talk utter nonsense am begin.
ming 10 believe that trashy dime novel is
better society than the average man. and
equally improving We told you So. We
said when men began 20 employ girls 10 bust.
ness offices that 1t wouldn't be long before
they found Us out. No, you wouldn't listen
TO US; You went on employing them, think.
ing that because a girl was pretty she had no
sense. Now see where you are. She has
sized You up before she has been with the
house long enough 10 learn where they keep
the postage stamps -Burdette In Brooklyn
Eagle
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

THE friends of the gubernatorial can
didates will have ample time ia work
up the respective booms between this
time and the middle Of August.
Ii is not possible 10 put boom on ice,
for the discussion and the weather are
both too hot, and the ice would melt :;
but what can be done is to work for the
Democratic party while YOU work for
candidate, and the nearer the candi-
date gets to the principles the better
chance he has.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21
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AND
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PRICE: 20 CENTS PER GALLON.

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lu 1fi cases oi dyspepsia arising from dis
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AND lOkplDlIl Ot THE LIVER.
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. gallon. boxed ready for shipment at zoe.
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D gallons. boxed ready Con shipment no sl5o
each.
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hali-ullHn bottles at $500 per case. To- De-
had of AID druggists.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

My son, you should emulate young Blood
good Instead Of wasting bis time be worked
hard, saved money, educated himself and
graduated as a physician"
Have you seen him latelyF,
YESTERDAY"
"What was he dongr
"Well-er-ah-he was driving a street
Car. Nebraska State Journal.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

SENATOR QUAY, boss of the q. 0. p,
voted for Prohibition in pennsylvania.
Pious John Wanamaker voted for
Prohibition also.
Ii is pleasant TO see how the political
Pharisees get on the wrong side.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

LITTLE RHODE ISLAND is in the nine
hole, for yesterday she voted against
prohibition.
Good for Little Rhody
% We want temperance, but we do not
want tyranny.
Horals and discipline and temper
ance are one thing, but to control the
habits Of people is entirely a different
thing.
Rhode Island was the ninth State to
sit down on the crank idea.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

PENNSYLVANIA has sounded the death
knell Of Prohibition.
1t may be tried again and again in
the West, but the Eastern States have
finally decided that a question OF
morals cannot be political one. If
men choose TO get drunk and get
riotous, they are responsible TO the
law; but government has no right to
say that because man takes wine he
must be- "A criminal.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

PUCK displays IN cartoon the Mo-
nopoiy barons fishing in pleasure
lake the dam Of which is bursting and
about TO drown the hordes Of laboring
men whom they profess to protect.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21
NEWS or THE STATE.
a t:Iance All around-tditorfai Notes
ana Local Hits From various Pens
and Pencils.

Valey Virginiaa: Mr.. Henry Hide
brand. of Pawnee City. Nebraska. call
ed at the VugiaioH office on Saturday
last. He is a brother of Rev. Jacob and
Mr.. Gabriel Hidebrand. Of this county,
and left for the West IN ls59. where he
has lived ever since. Mr.. Hildebrand
came on to attend the Dunkard Con
ference at Harrisonburg. and is spend
ing few weeks with his relatives be-
fore returning to his home.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21
THE DAILY TIN ~.
CRY DELIVERY.

Delivered In sny part OF the sitv and Nan
chester by carriers at IA cent. per wsst.
Persons desiring the 1Isss dsiivsrsd ~
their homes can secure II by psstzl card re-
quest or order through telephone No. o<s
when delivery is irregular Immediate com
plant should bc made 20 The once. The adj
dress may be changed NJ desired. " care he
taken I'm all cases to mention the old and
new address.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

N1rGiNfA-IN THE CuANCERY COURT
' or TIE CRY OF RICHMOND THE SIN
DAY OF JUNE. 1-o9.
RO. 4. Lancaster and VIM. H. Lucke. part
ners. trading under the firm and siyle OF
Lancaster Lucllc ........ .......... llainiiiis.
against
Robert ~fnuard and John Dunlop. executor
Cf Jo>elhin. l.. ~tauHrd, deceased ........
Defendants
IN CHASCERl.
The object OF this suit is 90 recover against
The defendant, kO. -iauari, the sum Of
.2O44.3o. with interest ou l.132.D6. part
thereof from The 18th day OF October. fSsI.
until paid. and on s0ll.i2. the residue there
of, from the 18th luy of October. l--I. until
paid, and to attach ana subject ans interest
Of the said Robert ~tanarl boo the estate OF
Josephine J.. ~lanaId. dtceas 81. i0 the paw
kIent of said debt.
An aihIatit having been made and filed
that Robert ~tanard Is not "a resident Of this
State. 10 i> ordered mat ue appear here with
In niitcu days after due publication 0f this
order and du what is necessary 20 protect Als
interest pa his suit.
cupy-leSfc.
CHAS. ". GODDIN, Clerk.
MINOR a DANIEL. pa icg -uiw
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

West Point VirgiAidH There is still
great uneasiness about planted oysters
along the upper part Of York river.
There il great danger that large guam
titles will die. Ii would not be safe to
move any Of these oysters because they
are not strong enough to stand moving.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

Norfolk Vir0inidn: Chef Of Police
Joseph A. Roland died al his residence
on Brewer street last night about half
past nine O'Clock from complication
Of diseases from which hehas been SUI
fering for some time. Chief ROLAND
was a man Of large family, aud has
been on the police force continuously
since 1866 when he was appointed as "A
private. He worked his way through
the ranks step by step until ne was ap-
pointed chief to succeed the late Chief
Benson. who died about ten years ago.
Chief ROLAND had probably been on the
police force longer than any one OF the
present members. aud was very popular
with those who knew him. He has
been suffering for some time from his
ailments. and recently has only been
able 10 make one or two trips to the
statiOn-hOuse q week.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

Lmchburg Virginian Hon. William
Mines. ex-COngressman from the Shen-
andoah district and a large iron manu-
facturer. il seriously III at his home in
Mines. Va. and all hope Of his re-
covery has been abandoned.