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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

That is terrible story which was telegraphed
from Baltimore yesterday of shipwrecked people
eating their fellow-creatureS. 1t made us think
of what happened at Syracuse early in this month
A man named Hill, of Elmira, in order TO guard
against being shipwrecked in '92, devoured some
half dozen Cleveland State Committeeman. And
those who were present report that after doing
this he smacked his lips and called for more
" Mans inhumanity to man. etc.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

~ oo,,reo overvhodv sees that the real reason
- the Republican desire for subsidized ships Is thar
tbo ,,riI,S woud thereby he spent and tariff reform
foresta led -(BOston Globe (DemJ
WHY should anybody see that? What Is the
mental process which convinceS you that the con-
trolling purpose of the Republican parry Is 10
snond Tho surplus. and why, supposing that were
its foremost object, should you imagine it
nroforrod TO spend it in subsidies; and how, as
f,,u,;no both that it had no other policy than 10
snond the surplus and to spend it encouraging
~ merchant marine, do you arrive at the con-
olu.ior that il has formed this policy in order
- -. ,orostou tariff reform" Such logic " The
Globe'sp needs to be illustrated.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

Hudson County has long been the prey Of
the bagest element of the Democratic party in
New-Jersey and the despair of every citizen
whose interest lay in the direction OF honest
local government. At last there seems to be
a genuine hope of the overthrow OF the power,
ful and corrupt ring which has for years held
Jersey City in its grip, and whose figgrehead'
al least has been no less person than the
present Democratic candidate for Governor
The property-holding Democrats have now be,
come disguised with the methods Of the party
managers, and have joined with the kepuo-
leans to elect a fusion county and Ieglsia'lFe
ticket A vigorous canvass will be made, ana
a strict watch will be kept at the polls on hlec-
ton Day. All this will be of great help 10 the
Republican State ticket, the success Oh WHICH
grows every day more and more likely
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27
Tammany does not seem to see that in denouncing
trusts she is advocating her own suicide.

The leading Gladstonian organ publishes COM
plete list of polngs which have taken place in the
United Kingdom since the general elections. The
Home Rulers are shown to have gained in four
years twelve seats, and lost one in Doncaster. In
nine other contests they have improved their
maorities, whereas the UniOnists have increased
theirs in only three instances. The aggregate
vote shows large, if Huctuating, increase n the
Home Rule vote If by-eections have any sig
nifcance, the present Government stands already
discredited and condemned.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

No electoral law can be satisfactory which does
not two things-the right of every legal
voter and none else to cast one vote and no more,
and the right TO cast that vote secretly in the
fear of no one and no thing save only his iudg
ment and his conscience.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

The project of having the new Euro
pean squadron return htAU year III
time to visit the South American por'S
is Il good one. A better one won" De 'he com.
pletion of second series OF cruisers nI"utI ny
the Baltimore and including the ihliauelplii" Den-
nington and the Petrol, for naval eVolu'iomS III inc
ii'.t Atlantic But the best plan of all is one
.o. ,,5u enlist Congressional aid for the revival
'n"v ,rohant marine and the restoration of the
flag in those waters
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

The peculiar social and political conditions
which confront an observer in Utah, and which
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

After the Parnen Commission mas reopened
ea,,, more times. it might not be bad scheme
,o rconen the trial of Warren Hastings.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

v,,ioh is the missionary in the case President
Eliot or the Democracy Whch one mas ieiOiineu'
and which has done the reforming
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-10-27

The siclly looking green stamp Is doomed L III"
is tho reason if makes us think of the papier
mache ticket.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
railroad company; and on telephone

49,. N+a1.1-H& 49, EA4stfHE EE
railroad company; and on telephone
companies.
By Olark--Rsrealing the law author.
izin9 the division OF counties.
BY Morris: Il duiring grist mills to
accept cne-eighth for tolls and give
seven-eighths in exchange for grain. Il
provides o fine Of $25 to 500 fog refusing
and makes an overoharge Q misdemeanor.
BY Fletcher-TexiEg telegraph COM
panies 81 a mile on the first wire, rs
cents on the second and 80 cents on each
additional wire.
In the council Mr.. Lowry insisted
upon q correction of the i~ournal9o show
that he voted for Winship in the contest.
The insurance committee killed the
Walsh county crop insurance bill.
The bill requiring the registration OF
dentists diplomas was passed.
The seed wheat bill was amended near
ly TO death and referred to be revised.
Gov. Church sent O message to the
council accompanied by a letter from
the treasurer reoiting substantially the
facts already presented in relation to the
finances of the territory and recommend
ing q joint committee to consider the
joint legislation necessary to meet the
difficulty.
Among the bills introduced in the
council were the following:
By Stimmel--Fixing the compensa-
tion of judges Of probate.
by Glaspeil-Prescribing q system OF
territorial accounts.
By Dollard-Providing for the reloca-
ton of county seats not on railroad lines.
By 'Hughes-ProvidiDg for an assis-
tant encouragement; also for the APP
pointment of a board of five trustees for
each OF the several public institutions OF
the territory. allowing a salary of So
per day and travelling expenses.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
LOCAL Us


Hogs are going at $4 ,25 to-day.
The board OF control of the territorial
6remen's association will meet in Yunk-
ton this evening.
An elaborate storm structure adorns
the front Of the Notwithstanding
more ornamental than useful this sea-
son.
Harry Forbes, the runaway Ysnkton
forger, was in Nebraska at last accounts,
though his location was not definitely
known.
Two outside firms express 8 desire 10
build o street railway system in Yank-
ton. Why not give one or both q
chance?
The ladies OF the committee on the
iremen's fair have been selling coffee
to the thirsty at the truck room this
afternoon.
Yankton's farmer society is making
extensive preparations for its annual
masquerade ball on the 30tb inst, tor
which { x,ellent music and choice
costumes will be provided.
JOHN L. Pennington, jr., best known
here as "Jaok." is holding q remunera-
tive reportorial position on the Omaha
Bee. He has q nose for news and good
newspaper sense and will get along well
with half q chance.
The Turner's are making every eEor'
to entertain the people with something
rich and novel at their eleventh annua
masquerade bali which will take plsc,
one week from tonight. The music i
to be chaTming,and the costumes unique
and superb.
A gentleman who was in Sioux CIT.
yesterday gives as items Of news tha
only one OF The packing houses 9 ere ii
in operation and shat ID Was genera
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
Poor Farm.

Auditors Office, Yankton County, Da-
kots, January 18th, 1sS9-The board OF
county commissioners OF Yankton ooun.
ty, Dakota, having decided to purchase
o poor farm, for said county, to consist
of 800 acres. Notice is hereby given to
ell parties desirin- to sell land to make
their propositions to the county treasur
er on or before February 9Th 1889. ut 10
O'clock Q. m. of said day, when such pro-
positions will be acted upon by the board
DANIEL N. Gross, County Auditor.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
No. a California Rear.

Anybody can catch o cold this kind OF
weather. The trouble is to let go, like
the man who caught the bear. We adj
wise our readers to purchase of Ralph Nj.
Weird, druggist. a bottle OF Santa ABLE,
the California King Of Consumption,
Asthma, Bronchitis, Coughs and Group
Cures, and keep it handy. Tie pleasing
to the taste and death to the aboqe com-
plants. Sold at $l.00 bottle or 3 for
So 10. CALIFORNIA OAT-R. CURE, gives
immediate relief. The Catarrhal virus
is soon displaced by its healing and
penetrating nature. Give it q trial Six
months treatment $l.00, sent by mail
81 10.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

sankton Postondoe Hour and Regulations.
The doh7sry w;ado~s are opened each de;
tSundays eIoepted) at 8 100 o. m.
The delivery windows close at loo D. m.
The money order, postal note and registry de-
psrtment opens at Q q. m. and closes at $50 p.
m.
On Sundays the delivery windows are kept
open from $500 TO l0:00.a. M. Ths lobby Of the
Office is open all day Sundays for the accom-
of persons renting look boxes.
Mails going east via o., III. d St. p. B. B..
close at 8 p. NJ, and 2:50 p in, Sundays excepted.
Mails going west and north via the Chicago,
Milwaukes Il st. Paul railroad close at 0:05
a. n, Sundays excepted.
Mails going east and north by Chicago d
Northwestern railroad CLOSE at Q p. m. and $3.50
p. IN.
Eastern mails via Ohicsge d st Paul railroad
arrive at 1887 q M. and 10: O5 p. m.
Eastern mail via Chicago & Northwestern
railroad arrives at 10 p. m. and 1:1b o. m.
aid $3.50 p. N. and departs at . a. m.
stags malls close at 8 o'clock p. NJ, except
the Niobrara.
L. d. PALMER, P M,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
KIDNEY PAINS
Proposals.
County Surveyors Office;

County Surveyors Office.
Yankton. Oak AN. 10th, 1889.
GEALED PROPOSALS. will be received at
- the office of the board of county commits
sloners of Yankton county MP to q O'Clock D.
M. Wednesday, the 9th day of February 1883,
for furnishing material and building two small
between sections 25 and 26, township 93, range
81. about three miles south of Gayyiile. Plans
and specifications may be seen at the office of
the county engineer.
Commissioners reserve the right to reject
any or all bids.
ED. PALMER. County Surveyor.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
Ga n u

To all VINO are suffering froI. Lac erroi1 nd
halscretions of youth, nervous weakness. early
lecay, loss of manhood. &C., I will send q rscipe
hat will cure you. FREE OF cHARGE. This great
remedy was discovered by a missionary In South
America. Send a self-addressed envelope to the
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
PERSONAL.


E.. 8. Langly, of Huron, was in town
over night.
q. E. Carpenter, of Beloit, Iowa, is in
Yankten to-day.
e. A, Bruce left this morning for the
east on business
j. L. Downer, Of Mitchell. was a last
night visitor to Yankton.
Mrs. Zina Richey LETT yesterday for a
visit in Freeport, Illinois.
l.. E. Cavalier and wife returned last
night from a visit to Sioux City.
Mrs. NJ. Walker left Yankton yester-
day for Buffalo and the night previous
Mr.. Walker went to Chicago n charge
of q special stock train,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
MssRIEn'

Observation-Disclosures At the resi-
denGe of the sriIe's parents in Var ktnn 90
". January % 1853 Robert b. Yanderhule and
Mise Leah i Fishbeck. Rev. f.. A. Burd!ck
officiating.
The ceremony occurred at the farm
home OF Levi Fishbeck, father of the
bride, near q ics at moor Tuesday, in
the presence OF about fifty invited guests
Miss Addie Moo ,srrle stood with the
bride and Clarence Vanderhule offioisted
as the Rroom's best man.
This announcement tells the story of
the happy union of the young people OF
two OF cur best farmer fsmil-
les OF Utica township. The invited
guests sat down to a bountiful wedding
dinner. The Yankton division of the
company, ut least, seemed desirous OF
doing full justice to the occasion.
The young married couple will soon
begin housekeeping on q farm four miles
north of the city. The Press and Dako.
taian extends it's heartiest congrstula-
tions.
The following presents were bestowed
upon the bride:
Twenty dollars from Mr.. and Mrs.
Levi Fishbeck, bible. Mr.. and Mrs. R.
L.. Vanderhaie, silver tea spoons, MIR.
and Mrs. j. @. A. johnson. berry dish,
Mrs. s. p. Gamble, plush album, MIR.
and Mrs. Coates, pepper and salt castor,
Miss katie Stephens, glass table set,
Irene and Sarah Rankin, silver tea
spoons. and glass cake dish, Nh. and Mrs.
Wright, towels, James Gain, willow
rocker, Mr.. and Mrs. ziebach. towels
and table scarf, Mr.. and Mrs. H. M.
Rounds, of Sioux City, work box, J. u.
Mosher, macrame basket and stand, Miss
Eva Oulton, silver tea spoons, DR.. G.
w. Vanderhule, glass caster, John
Coacher, tin toilet stand, Mr.. and Mrs.
q. W. Pike, lamp, Mira. Ellen Beck, the
groom, oil portrait, Mrs. G.. w.
V%anderhule, amber table set, Dell Van-
derhule, vinegar bottle, Mr.. and Mrs.
Ed Palmer, water set, MIR. and Mrs. j.
A Hicks, tea spoons. Mrs. M. A. Cole,
silver sugar spoon, pickle fork and but
ter kaife, Mr.. Ernest Vanderhule,
stained glass water set, Miss Addie Mo-
Qasrrle and Mr.. Clarence Vanderhule.
wash board, pail, butter bowl, rolling
pin and broom, Mr.. and Mrs. 81. J..
Reder, silver tea spoons, Mr.. and Mrs.
Levi Fishbeck.s
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
Member Board OF Health;
Yankton, Dakota, Jan. 8, 1889.

Lost-Ysnkton, Dakota, Jan. 18th.
1s88-About noon to-day, on Locust or
Second streets, between my residenc e
and Commercial hotel, a plush lap robe,
black and red. new. A suitable reward
for leaving same with the owner,
81. a. SMITH.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

Rounds the photographer. is making
photos now at lower rates than ever be-
fore. Call and see.
ZIG west Third street, first floor.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
Proposals.
County euryeyor,s Office,

County Eurveyor's Office,
YsnkIon, Oak. Jan. 10Th. 1889.
SEALED PROPOSALS will be received at the
y Office OF the board of county commissioners
of Yankton county, up to 2 o'clock p. M. Wed.
nesday, February 18th, 1889. for grading and
repairing the county road ACROSS the Hickey
alough in sections 10 and II, township "a, range
So. Plana and specifications may be seen at
the Office of the county engineer.
The commissioner reserve the right to reject
any or all bids.
ED. PALMER, County Surveyor.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

Parties desiring to have q person call
and do their washing and ironing will
inquire OF MRS. M. HANSEN,
yer McDeyitt's store, Capitol ST.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

Improvements on timber claims, in
Yankton, Turner and Hutchinson coun-
ties, for sale by G. W. ROBERTS,
Yankton.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

Bill of Fare for the Mems supper,
Friday Eve, Jan. 25th in the NJ, E,
Church.
Tea and coffee, biscuits, fricaseed
chicken, cold meats, potatoe salad, celd
siaw. celery, pickles, cranberry sauce,
Jelly pie, doughnuts, cookies and cake,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
"a WEATHER..

ooAL OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ON 77TH MnRx-
DIAN ~E-ELEvA 1894 FEET ABOVE
BEA LEVEL.
Wax Department, Division of kilograms, for che
benefit of Commerce and Agriculture,
signal Service o.. y. A., Henkton, Jan. %, $50.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
ECZEMA CAN BE CURED.

Ihe most agoniziug, hnmiliating, itching,
scaiy, and burning Eczemas are cured
by the Cuticura Remedies. when physi-
clans and other remedies fall.
have been afflicted since last March with a
skin disease the doctors called Eczema. Ny
fnce WAS covered with Hcabs and sores. and the
itching and burning were almost unbearable.
Seeing your Cuticura Remedies so highly
recommended, concluded to give them a trial.
ally and Resolvent internally for four months.
l call myaelf CURED. in gratitude for which
make this public statement.
Mrs. CLARA A. FREDERICK.
Broad Brook. Conn,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
Il Null st.. brooklyn, b. B., i
Eczema on Hands Cured.

Two years and a half ago Salt Rheum broke
out on my right hand. 1t appeared in white
blisters,, attended by terrible itching. and
Erdu OF th sp hand. The dise eoysf ne,t 'n anp enssa
on my left hand. tried many remedies, but
could find no cure nntil 1 obtained the Cnti-
permanent cure. JAMES p. KEARNEY,
24 Wood Avenue. Detroit.
Sold everywhere, Price, Outicura, Soc; Soap,
Drug and Chemical Co.. Boaton, Mass.
user for How to Cure Skin Diseases"
Ga page, so illustrations. and 100 testimonials,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

For SaIe-A new Wheeloek piano,
has not been used. Inquire OF
Mrs. q. HAMEIsTER.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
Eczema Three Years Cured.

C~uticura Remedies are the greatest medicines
on earth. had the worst case of Salt Rheum
in this country. My mother had it twenty years,
and in fact died from il, ] believe Cuticura
would have saved her life. My arms, breast,
and head were covered for three years, which
nothing relieved OF cured until 1 used the
Outicura Hesolvent.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

For Rent-Four rooms furnished or
u%nfurnished in q private family. In
quire of
Mrs. Q. HAMEIsTRR. Broadway,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
Elnest Train % washington,

The "old reliable"-Dr. SaRe's Casarrh
Remedy,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

MhE. thermometer II.
MIN. Thermometer IL.
denotes trace of rain fall.
Below zero.
ON. GSWELL. Observer.
AT VARIOUS POINTS.
Ysnkton Signal Station, Jan. 29-Reports
have been received to-day as follows from
northwest Hignal stations:
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

The finest train to the National Capi
tai is the Vestibule Limited leaving Obi.
cago via Baltimore and Ohio r. r. ct
1850 p. M, daily arriving at Washington
the next evening at 9:35, and Baltimore
at 10:45. Every car in the train is vesti-
buled, including Baggage Oars, Day
Coaches and Pullman Sleepers, All the
cars are heated by steam drawn from the
locomotive. Porters are in attendance
IN the Day Coaches, as we'll as in the
Sleepers, to wait upon passengers. No
extra fare 10 charged for passage in this
train. Tickets vie B. & o. are for sale
everywhere throughous the West.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
lilly gress and 9akptatan
Y.ANKToN, D. T., JAN, %, 1889.
r. &xLaOAD TIME 3D.

CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE Il ST. PAUL RArLRoAs
I ne first east bound passenger train leaves AT
6.S a. m. each day, except Sunday, Olose con.
n%ections for Chicago, Council Bluffs and
Omaha.
The second east bound passenger train leaves
at :22 p. m. each day except Sunday. Close
connections for Chicago, Oounoi Bluffs and
Omaha.
The first passenger train from the east arri-
YES at 1854 q M. each day. except Sunday.
The second passenger from the east. arrives
eaoh day except sunday at 10 :O5 p. m.
The regular passenger train from the west
arrives each day except Sunday at 1922 p ID,
The regular west bound passenger leaves each
day except Sunday at l0:S7 =. m. No baggage
transported on accommodation trains.
CHICAGO d NORTHWESTERN RAILROAD.
Trains Going East.
Accommodation departs 9 80 q. M. daily.
Passenger departs 200 p n. daily.
Trains Going West.
Accommodation arrives 1l:55 q. IN. daily.
Passenger arrives 6:45 p. 10. daily.
W. s. RADoLrFFE, Agent.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
81. W. ApANs, Newark, 8.
Eczema on baby Cured.

ECZEMA on BaDy Gufen,
My baby has been troubled with eczema on
his face, neck, head, ears. and entire body. He
WAS one mass of soabs, and we were Obliged to
tie his hands to prevent his scratching. /
have spent dollars on remedies without effect.
of Cuticura Soap the child is entirely cured. /
cannot thank you enough for them.
Z. W. BROWN
--1 II niuii III iirnni
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
Health Notice.

Health Notice.
The quarantine established by she
board OF health on all the schools in the
city. including the Sunday schools is
hereby reised, and from and after this
date the regular meetings Of all schools
may be held as usual,
d. FRANK ETTER, M. D.
City Physician.
GEo. r. ScoUaAb,
Member Board OF Health;
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

Go to Geo. w. Roberts for iasuranc,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Wants.

WANTED-A good competent girl to do
w house work. mRS.G A. ARCHER.
Corner Lima and 9Th street.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

TIN latest and finest aeai. ns In inferior
\ decorstaas. E4-Shop No, Az on, OapitoI
ST.. between fourth AND Fifth adeeaa, YAnk-
ON. sodA LANG.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES At the resi-.
dence of the sri les parents in Var ktnn 90
y: january % 1853 Robert r. Yanderhule and
Mise Leah l. Fishbeck. Rev. f.. A. Burdsck
officiating.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1889-01-23

WANTED-A girl for general house work in
" a family of three at Sioux City, Iowa.
Wages $500 per week. Inquire at the Adams
Express office.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1889-08-03

MIR. Spouter," said the spokes-
man of the committee, 1--WE have called
to ask you, as the 'silver-tongued ora
tor of Biggsville,' to make u presenta-
ton speech for us tomorrow evening.
1t will be Gagstarter's tenth wedding
anniversary, and we are going to give
him little surprise" Gentlemen. ="
replied Mr.. Spouter, with some Sc
verify, "can you expect a silver
tongued orator TO speak at tin we'd
dingP"-Chicago Tribune.
"A gentleman who had lost his nose
was invited out to ten. My DEAR"
said the kind hearted lady of the
house to her little daughter, 81 want
you TO be very careful to make no re-
mark about Mr.. Jenkins nose. Gath
cred around the table every thing was
going well. The child peeped about,
looked rather puzzled for long time,
and at last startled the table with:
ma, why did you tell me to say moth
ing about Mr. Jenkins nosep He
hasn't got any" Golden days.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1889-08-03
A Doctors DOn'tS.

Don't read in street cars or Other
jolting vehicles.
Don't torture the body with
heavy clothing in summer.
Don't pick the teeth with pins or
any other hard substance.
Don't neglect any opportunity to
insure variety of food.
Don't sleep in II room provided
with stationary wash-stands.
Don't eat or drink hot and cold
things Immediately in succession.
Don't pamper the appetite with
such variety of food that may lead
to excess.
Don't read, write or do any deli
cate work unless receiving the
light from the left side.
Don't direct special mental or
physical energies to more than s
hours work in each day.