The Press., 1889-01-24
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 A Sou LEGAL OPINION. -E. Bainbridge Munday, Esq, County Atty, Clay Co, Tex, happy results My brother also was very low with Malarial Fever and Jaundice, but was cured by timely use of this medicine. Am satisfied Electric Bitters saved his life." MT. D. I. Wilcoxon, of Horse Cave, Ky, adds like testimony, saying: He positively believes he-would have died, had it not been for Electric Bitters
 This great remedy will ward off, as well as cure all Ma'aeial Diseases, and for all Kidney, Liver and Stomach Disorders stands une- qualed. PriesAae. and $l, at E. K. Taft's' St, Louis Globe. Democrat E E,rly yes- terday morning Miss Myrtle Watson, l6 year. old belle of B ;st St. Louis, attemptei to celebrate Christmas by performing a contortion act iu her boudoir, and met with an amusing but extremely serious ac- cident She aspired to rival the contor- ton prima donna of Barnum's circus by placing her feet over her shoulders and locking them behind her head. The con- summation s5 devoutly wished for was reached successfully, but when-Miss Myrtle attempted to remove her feet to their l ,l cb< far from being equal to the emergency. After a vain attempt to extricate her feet from theil perilous position sue became frightened and with one snper-human effort she made strong pull and extricated the left foot but unfortunately when it slipped off the shoulder the whole hysical force of the pull was thrown against the other limb, and the right hip was dislocated. The screams of the poor girl immediately brought all members of the family 10 he room. A physician was summoned, and the hip was set with considerable difficulty The young lady is suffering excruciatine pain, and IS kept constantly under the in huence of opiates.
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 ) Windham County Standard The cls tom of publishing "card of thanks fo ) kindness shown to the family upon tn } death of member IS no longer considere in good taste, and for excellent reasons Persons assisting in caring for sick or dif eased neighbt&s are only doing what con
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