The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-09-27
BREAKPAsT BUDGET.

A good many people know the value
Of hundred Cents,-S0mTvilh Journal.
When man gets drunk he generally
proceeds home at full" speed.-TsraS
SiifingS
A new index Of the atlantic Monthly is
in preparation, embracing sixty'two
volumes,
DisprOportionableness, with twenty
one letters, Is said to be the longest Eng
llsh word.
A Philadelphia man committed suicide
rather than take some physic ordered by
the doctor,
Nature is about at that notch Of the
year where she draws the color line,-
YOnkeH Gazette,
Many an old hummer aatters himself
that he has the govt, when he only has
rum-atism,-P lcdyuns.
II IL never too late to mend-except
When your trousers button breaks oil IN
a mad rush for the train,-Puck,
At the Berks county (Pa) fair John
O. Hepler had l94 cases containing S4,-
900 buttons, no two Of which are alike,
For three DAYS last week the coast OF
Maine was enyeloped in an unusually
thick fog, Accidents occurred to several
vessels,
1t is said that the inventive Sheriff OF
New York will not apply for a patent on
his noiseless divorce system,-BqlimOre
American.
In Switzerland seventy per cent OF the
youpQ men are said to be untitled, by
The use OF alcohol and tobacco, for mill.
tary service,
Jack-"What are YOU doing, MabelPn
Mabel-WAlakinU angel cake don't YOU
want some 7" Jack-No, thanks; don't
want to be an angel, "-Puck,
fisherman at Doylestown, Pa, saw a
sunfish swallow a bee, and a few minutes
later saw the fish on the water dead, He
cut it open and the bee few off,
II said that the reason dude wears
single eyeSlaSs Is because he can see
more with one ave than he can possibly
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than S97 different terms, all Of which
exnress the state OF being in love.
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The old man In the play Is forever
talking about twenty long years ago.,
Just as though there were long and
short years that could be picked out ac-
cordiig as the notion seizes you.-4eEaS
SJGngS,
The inventors who have grown tired
OF the perpetual motion problem might
turn their attention to discovering some