New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-01
THE TALK OF TIE 6ly,

The TALK Vf THzDAY
The following advertisement Vp.as ia srss
Church Times,s rtuslis;ic pager published IA Lon.
don:
FOR LENT. -iso appetizing ways 81 cooking ana
<. <. suzanne e. 'a'A'' '''' = ~ T A'a'''a'
From which IT win be seen that he strict charsAs
man may End compensStions even m lent
svote as you pray. exclaimed tie prssobsr; ana
the ward politician who was listening to him
whispered TO himself: The duaer amt got sszisht
the boys always prey as they VOTE
ous,Sted ID with eo i ros IooS
wsrm-as Il you had besn having sons pzesH hasa
cenduotor--Yes, have spent twenty nipasss
drummers and every one Of IN hsa foas ssss gees
ton Free Press.
Some vegetarIans are dissatefcd With the nan.
vegetarian They think that fruitester D.
frutarians would DO better
little stuffed bird had n nay bennett
little richaf.-fThe Epoch.
Another young clergyman In the West has besa
preaching ono Of DIR. Taimage's sermons sor hs owa
1t Is rather remarkable thar pulpit plaDsrtsts 90
frequently use the sermons Of man 80 widely
reported ~ DR.. Talmage.
English As she Is Spelled. Teacher I'm Knslsnd)-s
Pupil-Ch-oi, m osrl-do, chum-ly, ns-chumley
Teacher ExceIlenti would eve you ten cr.dils
You left out sixteen let1es OF that name. NewYork
Weekly.
senator Palmer's Joy at finding the onion IN spsis
vfll be tempered when he discovers that the inhs6
tants eat garlic. kseping the onion largely for stov.
some people begin very . N ne to ssts
Assdes hs oee Jass wSy doas you walk homo
from school with Minnie Spring e mother one asy
sssod her ute aSogner wsro not hf sor s ye err
much,s said the little gid oemuseiy. fou sn
in the same classes, aren't you. IN 1 aoa
don,t tank her nice little GIRL Mamma burst
rth the child With susn os q ss,s Ssr
Companion
Mayor Filter Of Philadelphia, Is making ccllection
Of tho photographs of eminent Americans.
Tho Consul to Havana WIN most likely Be Con-
nectlcut man. The taste seems 20 be for Havana
With With g e.Hass siIua nlns pssys
II makes Cuba seem nearer to DO told that IS
only ninety miles from American soil % the walls Of
Havana.
A disappointed Husband. Citizen (st fcrisss-Hsva
you any plants with bugs on themI
Florist No, indeed I don't keep such things.
Citizen WIS ha nop .res gSu wSsa
thcre arc bugs the Burlington free ffoss
travelling man has dubbed the Delaware, Lsefs.
wanna and Western Railroad tho Delay, hneef ana
wait Railroad because no can delay, iiEzcr anu W.
at any point on &c and be sure 81 catching Tram Va
short time.
Mother Ito daushter,-r nndsntaad, my dear, nas
you made quito an suppression ~ inc eonspf. s
the other evening
Daughter-Yes, mamma
Motier-what subject did you discuss -
Dsnehter-I didn't discuss anything, mamma; LEI
Others do the discussing. tHarpers Magazine -
arns Medical Gazette says that . prominent
phvse,an rscenty received the following Letter nom
brother practitioners adoar Dock have pAsnuns
who's physical sincs shows that tho vmn-ppe Fac
liberated on and his lungs have drop Gown mo ne
stunlck have given hym every thin withoas sfcon
har ,.,her a velthy honabe and lnhnenshsl he h
member OF assembly ana god nose ] don't want "a
ZOOS hym what shall DO ans By reinrn male. Yours
frat
A tomr.r.nee organ says a prominent unioe-holdes
has Shortened his HE twenty So years BY his free IN
diligence IN wine and other liquors A. banquet M
t viii be pretty hard to convince him ha, Re s1ea
have been nearly centcnsrfan now II ne nad i0s i1
toxioants alone.( Norrstown Herald.
It Is said that Milan. the ex-Kins Of servts. WIN
write his memoirs. They would mako an erceiiens
modern French play.
paragraph about the Australian ballot The desk
edItor in the plenltude Of his snperior knowledge,
changed II % read Australian ballet, ana
under the appropriate heading OF musician anu osos''
pews.-(Boston Transcript
@Tne Elgin (Tsx.i Times says; q To-day was our
birthday and we celebrated the occasion BY scsanS
up' two columns OF type, cutting half cord Of WOOD
rocking the baby two hours and cleaning our shotgun
Married Rich--Gus--I hoar George has married an
heirsss Hes n clover ngw nIss irving 70 nav
his board al $40 week hotel Her fhher PAYS
hers. and she won't live anywhere elss.-tSew-Ycrk