Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-10-11
PITH AND POINT.

Two of Il kinda yoke of oxen.
Very often the bluntest man makes the
sharpest points.
Can the maker OF flags he classed as
a standard author!
She-"Do you dance Mr.. Yalca''
Frcshman-''Only for the Sophs."
An electric spark--NIaking love BY
telegraph Washington Capital.
''iIow'rc yer chillsl" lawful" $50
are mine" "Shake." They shake.-Life.
1t is already stated that the Earl OF
Flies bride calls him "tootsie. States
man.
There is enc book at which critics
never turn up their noses aud that is the
poclletbook
The King of the Cannibal Islands used
to have many domestic broils when he
cooked his servants -Hote! Mail.
1t makes M underwater frown
To drain this bitter cap:
That where snip has settled down
lie has 10 settle up.
Rochester Herald
The young man who asked his sweet
heart for Just one kiss explained after
ward that lie accidentally forgot to mcn-
ton the hnndrcd.-Boston Courier.
"Yes," said the literary man with Il
sigh, ''stylc is . fine thing for writer to
have, but when his wifc's got it too, it
takes all the profit away. "-Boston Post.
Ii On is the name OF The manager of
the Chinese Theatrical Company in New
York. Ii strikes us that lie ought to be
the advance agent. Hclul9.
e How do You like my suit:r said hc
The maid colfessirig,
Admitted TINT size thought 'twould DO
lnprC"cd By pressing
--C1othicr aud FWrniSlirr
"Sticll Il pin in this" was tic headline
in an English papers editorial. This is
what n cynical outsider wrote after read
ing it: L have done so and that was the
only point it contained
Men may try to outshne each other rs
much as they please in their wearing ap-
parel, but aftera il is the clothes cleaner
who is most successful i'll taking the shine
OIL another mans garments.
Latest from niagara Falls: Hackman
Con very warm day-''Fifty cents,
boss" Buffalo Tourist-"What for?''
Hackman-"You an der gal has been
standin' in der shade fer ten minutes"
A pcripatetic musician playing upon
an accordion, is interrupted by IL police
man: "lIave you license," 'No. "
''Then accompany me-" ''Certainiy
What would You like to g?"-Sfeach
Paper.
A chiropodist will hcnceforth be at
tachcd TO every German regiment. Here
toforc it has not been considered ncccs-
sary 10 employ IL corn doctor to put the
German soldier on Il war footing. -Ao,.-
rist0'en Iicraid.
Trumblc (at the Snake Creek Housc)-
''What 10 you charge for iirst-cas accom-
modations?" Clcrk-''Well,w we will board
you for fifteen dollars, but if yer sleeps
i'll yer trunk, we knocks oil tree dollars :.
week. > Time.
Inqmring Youth-''What arc those
waterproof gloves for, Mr.. O'Patrick?"
Mr.. G'Patrick-"Why, Inc jewel, sure
and they're for the convenience of thin
folks rs wants to wash their hands wild
cut wetting their skin at all, ut all. -
Fan.
Mean Contractor TO workman WHO fell
from thrce-story wall that he was tear
ing down)-"rll have TO dock you for
lost time" Workman (unhurt)-s.I
thought was saving time coming down
that way. Next time I'll take the lad
der. "--Mcio York San.
Emma-"So you're engaged to young
George Halby." Sadic-''Ycs; George
and came to an understanding some
weeks ago You remember the wheat
corner in Chicagot" Emma-"To he
sure do" Sadic-Wcll, that's the time
I got caught in the squeeze"
Where 1t Would do Most Good
"Gentlcmen," said the candidate for
Office, as he squirted a stream of tobacco
juice on the pavement bc:Ow, "my char
acter is spotIcss." "Thcn it is a pity"
said some one i'll the crowd, "that YOU
can't wear ii for q shirtr ClotAicr and
Fujmisho.
WpuIih in yrust cor Itomc