Daily Republican., 1889-04-03
THE LINZ: KILN CLUB.

The opening of the meeting was dc.
layed about quartr OF an hour by the
eccentric conduct OF Judge kcho, who
took drink OF water on entering the hall
without having iirst in-p c,cd the d irper.
says the Detroit FREE lress. Ia cleaning
up the room during the afternoon the
jnnitor bad found an overcoat button, II
bradawl, pocket colab, O. knife blade
and six shid buttons, aud Lpd cafejessty
TO them iGtu Ia dipp.r a. d forgot
ten the cir-unil auce,
When Brother Keno hal gurglUd down
o pint Oi water h. paused In aston ish-
meat. Then he he.aG to Kick and cla8
rnd cough and dance, and 1t was NOT
unlll he had run over Pickles SEiita and
trLmpigd Gppn Givendam Jones that nuy
Que SUSPECTED the cause of l. Is lildriLy
lie was theu seized aad held against thr
wall while ne pocket comb ava uradaw,
were eNirlc,ai from his teeth, aud with
the aid ol II number Of fhhmps on thr
back ir IN various foufces re i!sHulrrd tn
cough up mos OF the Other mis- ng arti-
cles, a tough ~ So doing he broke down
bench aud upset Elder loOts. As soon
az the meeting o,encd he was lin d
s27, OJD Tor disturbing the peace, aud was
ordered TO make all repairs at his own
cost.
On the opening of the meeting tho
secretary announced comm unication
from Eufaula, Ala, making charges
agalust MILO, DraWhlr Jones, uu honor
a'y member OF tn eluD. He was charged
with;
/. Going ON rabbit hunt while his
wife lay At the point o; death.
Q. Putting burs under the saddle OF
hfg uttI1. In a. 81
Slam.
Brother Gardner said that u wa, a
question Tor dehste, mud Givtadam Joues
arose aud obeerycd that he cou never
vote u convict Is bro her on the d ~
charge. While there might be no uues-
ton that M jor Jones went out to hunt
rabbits while his wife ay dying, what
was his object Was it ior amusement.
or was II to provide her with rabbit aOupg
Tho accused should be given the benefit
OF the doubt. As b. Charre No. ., that
was different matter. a man who puts
hurs under his saddle, VIII Their III It
saddle was put ON horse or mule, de-
served the suverGst condemnation.
Maydown Bebee couldn't excuse the
Major for ling on that rabbit aunt. A
dying vile does not care for soup of am
sort. As TO the burs der tine saddle.
they might have got there by accident
Even II they " r. put there by design
there WAS no evidence that tbs mule Oh
jected, He owned u ule who c demeaBor
could not he changed one iota by AL the
Ours In the State of Michigan.
Shindig Watkins, Elder Tools, Samuel
Shin aud Others argued pro ana con,
and the question Of whether the Major
should be bounced was put to
vote. This vote stood as Tor aud A
against, aud he thus escaped by the skin
ol his tceth.
communication H ON Lexington, Ky,
signed professor de NH jackson, philo-
sopher and scientist" inquired II the
club would set date when he should ap-
pear AMI deliver his great essay on
w hat Science Has Failed to Accom-
plish." His terms would be $50 in cash
and such secondhand cldthing as the
IN mbrrs could spare. His usual figure
bad been $50 night, but owing to the
fact hat the lecture field was uvercrowd-
ed Just now, he was willing to make re-
duetion.
Colonel Jerusalem Smith desired to en-
ter protest. He said he met Professor
Jackson at Toledo last summer, and the
s. he lent him had never bee repaid.
Judge Csvader also desired TO protest.
The professor stopped at his house some
three years ago, while he was living in
Kenrucky, and wheu he departed he
stole two pitchforks and currycomb
from the mule shed.
Professor Windlall Davis offered u
third protest. He met Professor jack
son n Can ada last Fall, and the meeting
resulted iu the loss OF his satchel.
"lt ar settled dat de Purlcssor won't
come" said Brother Gardner Us he rose
TO close the discussion. '0ne of de
things dat science has failed to accom-
plish is to ct dis pusson behind de bs's
en- keep him dar, an we doan' want 10
heah M mo- about IL -