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Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1889-09-05
POUR RIRE.

On parlait du Transient au Pan
th6on des cendres de La Tour
dAuvergne devant Guibollard.
Tout a coup, ce dernier 6clate:
Dams cent ans, on y portera
sans doute les cend1es de la tour
Eifel!
Entendu q la sale des Capuci-
nes pendant une conference du &C.
lAbre X. o..
CONNIE il est plein de son SUI
Jet! dit un assistant.
-Mais CONNIE il est lent se
v1der!
Toto pris un journal quill lit d
sa petite s@ur: 'Impots sur les
bl6s durs?
-Qu'est-ce que c'est que les
bl6s durs? demande la petite file.
Dame! r6pond Toto, CO doit
etre les bles qui servent q faire le
pain rassls!.
Au restaurant:
-Garcon!
Monsieur?
-Qu'est-ce que c'est que ca?
Et le client montre trois grands
cheveux.
Puts, en- maniere de conclusion
concilante:
-Vous auriez dt au moins me
servir CO portage-la dams un me-
daillon.
LIE capitaine Paul, retour DIAL
g6rie, Went passer quelques jours
a Paris, chez son fr4re.
La bonne de la maison a B6b6:
IL est toujours bien bel hon.
me, ton oncle Paul.
-Oui, r6pond Beb6, mais ses
cheveux sont ]ol1ment uses!
A table d'h0te, un monsieur rou-
lie des yeux CONNIE sill cherchait
quelque chose.
-Vous d6sirez, dit son voison.
-Des cornichons, monsieur.
Je voyais bien que voas n'6tiez
pas dams votre assiette.
Entendu aux environs de la
Bourse:
-Ainsi done, Get imb6cile de
X. est d6cave. -, on ne salt trop
pourquoi.
--Heureusement qu'on ne salt
pas pourquoi. autrement il fau-
draft poursuivre cina ou six per
sonnes.
Comment! mon petit Jules, tu
as d6ja bris6 tous ces beaux soldats
qu'on t'avait donn6s pour tes @ufs
de Paques?
Mas, papa, c'etait pour faire
des invalldes!
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-11
orpserte sansslsbiIan. sesen btsIe 8O=

srDBerte Sa%nbsIsbiIans sesen bisIe Sos
lonien perurla6t."
9Iu6 neift Rattermann mad, baB ii4
unter ben Siinfunbstpansig, peI3e bieie
tpirfIi9 erfclste, sei6idtIi3 pprhanbene
Grfldrung anter3eidneten, Die folgenpen
beutIden Namen b~eiincen: Ssinri4
Serrmann, SamueI Sung 8eors Seins
rid 8Obrinser, SObn Siderftat Gbriitos
Sber 8edmann unb bic i6on en8liiirten
Namen Sobann 9utpis 8earb (gartb)
unb @iIbeIm SbarS (Sdarf.)
SieIe edte GrfIdruns tpuroe Ron nore:
earoIiniI6en Gefdidt8fpri6ern, pb9leld'
fe fi5 b;i ben glften be8 Gon8reiles be.
fanb, iorsfaItis tObtssi6pies gen, tpstl
iene 8el6idt5i5reiber enti6iepene Dir
blneer Der Stlaperei tparen.
gerIbiebene beutId=amerifanii6e 3ei'
tunecn batten ais funftiSen Sag bes
teuti6 amerifnniIden TationalfeiteS ben
Is. Ntai prrgeI6Iagen, ireil am IL.
Nai i775 Die Wedlenburgcr beutIde
MISUNDERSTANDING erfrI8t lei. Sod
babon fam isBt, mad ben M~attermann;
iden GntbiQunsen, nutirIi9 feline EeSe
mebr iein.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-11

81 BIZ. NIB @e.s.Vrpsnf.tpn.

9aB Siitey< u.lo 8plbsYrpbutticn
etneS 2lnheS ptn. p~tpbuftipe Irbeit
baiieIbe nidt reid MAIDEN, fam man an
Werifp, Yeru &C. icben, mo ungebeure
MaIien bon GbeI=4OtctaQen 9etppnnen
iporben iirh, unb ipp nibt8heitcpsniaer
bic Srobte Mrmutb berridt. Sranien,
baS 8,ui3.;el aus Spanii6=I merifa an
Cob unr SiIber be3o9, eebDrt bennc9
81 ben driniten Gdnbsrn Guropas. Gngz
Ianh, 9cutIdlanb unb Sranfrei6, bic
nur tpsnis Gbsl=MetaQe erseugen, iinb
reid pa5egcu.
Die SInper Imcrifas, Die fpenis rrpz
buttire Nrbeit batten, lpurben cpn Gu=
ropa aus 3eIrsen, bic Ser. Staten nit
ibrem Iderbau uno SSnbuitrie SIeif
fpantcn ibre Ntst1u=S dlte be6aIten.
Die 0olozNrpoustion Der ni6t=amcri.
taniidcn 2Selt betrug na6 Spetbcer BON
1892 bis 1888 S276,OO0,OOO, boppn
fommt fat Die Sdlftc auf NuItralien uno
Der ricrte She!I ouf JiuBIanb; Die SiIberz
p%roru.ticn tetru9 S1,OSG,0O0,O 00; BARN
itebt De terrei6 un3aru NIT S33O,OOO,s
900 i'll e.l:er uno 9eutI6lanb nit
s293,OO0.00o IL ~aipe.t:r 2inie. Nae
decentralization ydncer probusirten in
ben nabesu 400 Sabrtl fir S3,882,OOO,=
900 SlIbtc unb Cob. Orpbartig lit i'm
Ser9leIfe olmit bic GosImstaQ Yrpbuf=
tlrn III Ger reuen 9Selt.
De i4plmerisanii9en Climber: @ra=
nono. &eru, 8cIiDia, Chill, SraIiIien
u. |. ip. prpoujirtsn ii Der gieitel @ie=
rlooe fur 1882, 0O0,0 900 GiIbcr uno
8pic, 0eIifr, bic Ser. Staatcn uno
Canada rn]esen fir S5,922, 600, 900;
oarp1 fomnen aui bic Ser. Sta1ten
1868, 10000 Silber unb S48O6, OOO,=
900 Ooh. 81 ret SiIterproouftipn bat
Die. lfc nit $685. Ol,O0O DEN &peeL
abgeld fen u.lb no1 hieiem 2dnoe folr=
me1 S>l.ptu uao Ecru nit SL,5IIOOO,=
900 re y. sI,09l,O0O 900, in Der 0olb=
Proen!t on i:eben Die Ser. Gtaaten nit
SLSOiOoo,00O obenan, sIei6 rad bie=
ZEN fclst siuitraIien nit einem Grtraae
BON 81, 246, COO, 900.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-11
Sesea Sen u0ereinS= nnS SsEs
5Gltut;toc1|6.

Die ,8aoiIhe 2~anSpoit" iproh itt
fitrsli3 uber biels5 3benra in iebr berber
g8siie aus uno Die in Srei6ur9 /. 9. err
ideinenre y8rei53auer 3t9." itimmt ibr
BEL Elm 8:mei5, bo8 i'm alien Saterlanbe
bic &ersin5 Seitlihfsiten itarf ilberbano
gencmmen bab:n miilcn.
Die ,9r. 3tg," ia3t: y8ir fOnnen
Gem Slotte BERN nut aufS lebhaftsit tie
~5u'iTm.n eS bat iih elm uebsrmat
ioI9er 6eite Jest in SuooeutIhlaao einz
geItelt, ba3 serabesu erI6rsdenb mirft
unb ben Chm fir bduslihe5 Samilisr=
leben biz auf5 tieiite erIdIttsrt. Sabei
ipielt Die GiteIfeit Der &sranitalter uno
N5b.tolter (3Reoner mare AZ riel osloatD
enc iberipiegenbe 3oI', u!o ale bisis
Xeute marten NIT SebAiuht baraar, tbrs
~,gelun9enel" unb mIiterbaiten 2.iItun=
gen i'll ei;em Cuteao Batter perterr:
Ii6t su ieben. O;mct9ene3 II B Gi:erc
erid)etnen III bInotrtiuter 3lbl gum
"sipeitea N(lle aui ulisrer Orb u3e.. uab
treibel bd5 btSden 8ei9s;neabeit mod
p6li9 aus ben 8Dpe t biauu5, has al!
~teleren TnSea picaeidt rpG ;uriidJs;
b.iebe1 it.
Gie Y.eiIe a5er mnlB IorgIm 0ssiiter
iibcr ale bic s., To-, 20 uuo 21ilhrigea
ySeIte" Ger mo>e1ucn Ssreinsme:erei,
neil bic e~inSsLnsn &Iitter, treirn lie in
benz NSettIauf sutidbIeiben, rerpebmt
unb su GuHite1 isrer abbeitelt tparberL
Die ain breiteit ten un0 ein9eaenbIt item BON
Gem Sla0aenihmut, ben SSeitiunefrauen
unb benz ytiefsn Ginbruf" gu repen ipils
fen, benn bic Steiner pes Sa9es berpprz
sebrutt babsn aid Der Gang Der ben
S6lub biloet, BARI nidt ~bergeiIsn trerz
DEN NIT Dem Seifusea, baB Sbobu5 idpn
feline 9tofe %einipannte, ais Die 2ebten
Der 9sIslldaft ben Setmipes bon els
mem ySeIte a~ntraten, buS allen SbeiIz
nebmern in unausI6. 9Ii9em glnbenfen
bIetben ~ ,ro."
So 9ebt5 pon Set ill Set unb bann
ipirp Md iiber bic i6Iedten Soften a..
fIust, pbne Die @rilnre ipeiter su unter=
iu6en, iporin iene ibre t~ieiere @ur3el
haben. Die Yreile fam biersssen, ipie
lGon 9eId9t, tpenig tbun, benn lie mus,
neil feline SUIiharttdt BEL ibr ~porbanben
it, benz y3u9 Der 3eit" foIser, fpenn
nidt pieienisen Sldtter, Die QSioerItanb
leiIten pper pihertpiQis mitma6en, gu
6unIts anberer i6tpsr eei61oiSt perbtn
IoQen. Ibtr ab unb su Die mubnenbe
Stimme 9e9en BEN MiBbrau6 Der aatdg.
It6en Serein8i4fpinbeIei su erbeben, bas
fann uno ipate iie tbun, unb ibr @crt
tptro ni6t tpirfunssIoS perbaaen, ipenn
Die beutiden Srauen nit Der ibnen eise.
men Sbatfraft ben, uebeI sriinbLi9 eats
ae9entreten."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-11
Rtttts ghan,atn.

rlsber elm 9raHtsrempIar BON eiuen,
characterization" S6Iinsel i4reibt
mar aus louisville guf SeranIaHuns
Der aaenten Der ,Gbaritp Organization
Spcietp"' fpurbe bem Stao.riGter Elm
fsdsidbriser S~ausenidts, Hamens Glpbe
Collins, Scrsefibrt. 9ieies 8lri66en
birfte benn bod nur tpenise i~eines8lei=
den baben. SIN Sitter ppn feds Sabren
1T bas Ding i9on Elm GerL, Der ii9 ii
Der @eIt gu bstpeSen beritebt, uno obs
elei6 er nod Die 6oien bintsn aufnbpft,
betpest er ii9 spii4en S&parsen unb
gSeiBen, Minnern uno 99eibern unb
alien IIt:rstlahen, aIs muBts es nur 10
fein, nit boiler 1lngenirthett. Sdmu5i9
lit ba5 fleine Gbier Biz gum alebsn,
aber es gsbeibt BARN, ipis Der Otiitfdfer
i'm g~fsr6ea9fel pber bic Dtacs i'm 8dIe.
Gdon bat er feline @runbidse, unter
benen Ser b6bite lit: y9eur niat orbei:
ten" 9age8sn i'm Sett:In unb Steblen
lit sr i6pn Wteiitsr. Son einem 9es
i6poasnen Bigger, Der i'm nit Saut
unb 6aaren bate p~srSebren ~tOnnen, cbne
8erSauung5bsIdperben firdtsn su mill
fen, erbat er iid Elm Gtiit %%aut0bat,
fpdbrenb Der Seit bes N1rten5 hap ia3te
ibr, pa er fsin Glid bate, gang Seborlg
feline Wieinuug. Die Gerbanblun9 er9ab
bic 8ibtigfeit Der Qnflags, unb e5 tpuroe
cine 8prlabun9 an bic gngeb0risen be5
iungen Strpldes erlaBen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-11
Bot Dem Siater Der vSebNeoe"'

S0n Dem Stc3fcr ocr ,Scon6oe'
benz 9ersarate 8ortumL ber in Dem 2anb.
itabt9en SODIUM lebtc, tptrp fplgenbe
bsitsre Gsi9idte in Grtnnsrun8 sc:
bra6t:
&ortum ipar nit bern Ipotbefer bei
Srtes iebr befreunbet uno beIudte tbr
tdali6. Beioe Serren ra.en Notur:
freunre, beionber6 Der 9~tpptbetsr, Re,
neben iciner Slumensudt cine Nenet
bon Sbseln plegte. Or. Sortlm's gu:
neieung unter bieIen 2ieblin9en Seiper
bate iib Der @a9tel susetpanbt.
,9itte, fdente mir bic 8a6tel!" f
tpar Ger tdeIide 9rub Der NrSte5.
Ser Mpotbefer bate etfpa5 bon Der
GdoIf9aftisteit bes SOftors in ieinen
Nbern.
,9ut," iasts er zines Cages, Die
eiplge Gu1lerei babe ib nun latt. Sd
i9ife Dir ta3 &ieb."
Stun lit Der 8sHGIter fir cine @a9teI
10 bslduffen, baB er cine 92idIpiiene
&iite BARTLETT, al beibeu Seitsn Sutter:
maple unp born Gin rergitterter 9tltan,
po Der Sp8eI bel San9e5luIt e%intritt.
0er 8sbGlter fam an Isine NoreAe. Der
9rftor f~iitterte mad Gpri6rift, absr yge:
16Iagen fpurbe trob be5 SrilbIiag3 niht.
&am Der Ooftcr in Gle @prtbete, 10
irurbe ibm itet3 Die Sra5e 8sEslt: ygSie
gebt5 rer Ma9tcl!"
Gut" mar bic Intiport, ,oa3 Sbier
fribt eebDrig, aber iin0t nitt."
49," ia9te Der &~pot9efer, ,oa8 Iiefe
Cher lit bel mir perlppbnt, Ea5 muB It'd
crit al BEN neuen TIab geip5hnen."
Jtahe mar natiirIid Der erIte Gebanfe.
Or. 8Ortum fam zines idbne5 Gage;
nit Der IreunbIihen 5Srn9e:
ySolen mir nibt einen Gpasiergan9
Bel benz id0nen 9Setter MAIDEN :"
Gin ~freubise8 ySa!" erfOl9te.
8eibe 8in9en eInc Meile, "a fLa9te
Der 0ostcr iiber Sdmersen till Sein.
y9u ipeibt, baB ih nJdt ober9IdHbiIt
bin, aber obi9redeno lit brd Der 0e=
oanfe, ipcnn man bon eiltem tollen 0unbe
gebtIem lit un0 bieIer Grantbcjt anbeinl
fdut."
Ser Ipotbefer fennt bic Nat,,r bicicr
Srauffe,t uno tpcift Gin paor Shr,tts
bonn 0pttor ab.
9iad furSer 3eit ieBten iid 3eiNe auf
cine 8esebanf nieoer, her 9pttor tlust
nod imincr iber bic trauriae Sums:
tputb, Ger Npptbefer ihncibet immer be-
hentIidere 8eii6ter. 4lDbIid beIpnmt
Der 0ottur &r1mpfc, 9reift su uno Irerrt
ben Nunb nett auf gum 8etBen.
Der Npotbefsr fennt bic &tant4eit unb
iueiB RAP bsrarti9e Sole ipaIerideu
Iinb. Gr Iauft resbalb iofort in einen
1ei6 Der nabsn 8iebtusips orcr .80be",
po iid Jest Der id0ne Staotparf benilbet
- Der 0oftor nu6, unb ipie Der Iputhez
fer tief in 98oNer itbt, ruft &ortum
So II fomm' berauS, - Ta5 rar
fur bic @adtel
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-11
3uSTiGc SuF6uDe.

Sol9snoe 9erdoeSu tin6ldIott9 lllnz
NenDe GeI6i6te tpirb FER ySrdntf.
3situns" ans 8isa 9ei6riebea: Cine
neue Ebaie u~nIerer Nerbdltniiie flnbigt
Ii6 an. WGit alien bisberisen S~ersetp1L=
ti3unsea bat man ben iSmet, oHe2e1
gGiosrlalO berpor5urufen, ni9t errei9t.
IS iolle1 nun pfsnbar nod i9drfere
Wtittel an~8ciranet tpsrben, un, meloen
W tpnnsn, ygtisa befinte ii6 I'M Quf'
itanoe." G.ne alIo l1litcnbe offiSlele
Nelbung iplr bereits u~!;ldagIt in Die
MeTioen; otseianbt rprSer, olS elnise
Gruppen rnIiii9er Nassolnif5 bic yWo8=
fausr 0critaot" Idrmenb tw65p8sn
huttsa, reb fem b;sie neueroinSs nit
S.oyufuns=n1Brsset teimSeiu6t uno
IL QuSubung ibrer reli9 Dien nebsrjeus
eun9 gebinfert tporben iuaret. gu dpnz
Ii6sn Semonitrationsn iplnidt maa
nun aud bic eisentlids, ni6trufti4e
SenoIfsrung 8isa's binsuretben.
&irs!i3 ma IbeEb5 cine Gsrfaftun9
poa;csen unter euis unstD3bnll6em
Nafsebote sabreider Wtaani4aftsn 8p'
li5eiiGuSIeuten II ; 8ofafe'. (2ettere
iinb bis5er in Den Ofiespropiasen nidt
ftatipnirt setpeIea. Ser Gpuocrneur
bat ii6 pelte sucpnunaabirea lanen,
ipsil en5e5Ii6 bas QanS an %prn5enbs
einer Gtepclte itebeD &oa Fem ur9e=
tpobnten SbauIpiele psrrea 9teu9;eriSe
an6e,ott. 9(ud stpei oor~ib:r8ebsnce
stuoeuten be5 8iSaer Yolrte9nifums
(5O3ae onsejebener 6um;Ien) bIsibsn
iteben unb frageu einen Wta II, peIdsr
hur6 nidt5 als cine Imt8periol ous9es
;eidnet mar, iua5 e5 seize. rSds 9sbt
sic ni6.s an; madden Sic, baB Sic
foytfpmnsn!" iperoen Ie an0sberrI6t.
,,g0ie fommen Sic ba3u, un5 berart anz
3uTabren! OaSisIbe 8edt. nit fpelaem
Sic bier itebea, tnb?n aud mir, ms
nod Dem 8prTaGe 81 erfunOi9en. -
,g8G5? Sic wollen bier no9 unp:r=
I6dmt pcrrel?
Gin ItriIlsr Giiii Der Si6nalefeiie,
u1b Die beicen lu"9en Seu!e W1on BON
terbeieilenben Sdu5leute rmtIn9t;
ibre Nomen iperoen nctirt ulo lie tY:rz
ben, p51e 9Siosrtl.Io 81 ~Ietitsi, ais G.
f~onacns obgefubrt. Gin tritscE l'plrteds
infer, mclter sufdai9 3eH8e tes &Dr:
gange3 g~eipeien ipar, elf sur benadbars
fen M!eipe elmer YolYtehnifer Corpora
tioI. Burden ~te:aU6!" eri9aGt CO,
unb BE grunblos orrstir Ell 8ommiIitcz
neil merScn befreit Tags barauf utcr,
fribmcr9en5, ipereen IL au3 ibren Set.
ten aebpIt unb ms RoliSeiBefdngniS abb
oefi6rt. Der Dirsftor beS Eolptehaiz
fuln3, BARON bsnu6ti6tist, riil9t i!4
ioIOrt gum YpIi;eimeiitsr UNI Sie 6rs,l1is
fung iejner pp!lfpmmen unI6ulpigcrz
ipeiIe petbafteten 3bSIin8e su erlan9en.
Der 4OIi5eimeiiter bebauert, nidt 10
tort benz Wunid,e iuiQfabren 81 trmen,
peripribt ober. bic iunaen 2euts am
Jiapmitta8e ali Ireien ,SuB gu ieben.
TaS lit benin 0up SeIdsEen. Nber, be.
Der DE beibsn S.uoenten O15 @sfdnJntB
rertaIIen burf e. Fa5en iie, Srbne an
geIeb:ner Batter, icocr odt3;9 Stcdpruz
gel erIeioen mlien. Ter Sireftar be3
NoIpteGnitams bat ii5 ipSleih nud Tcs
tsrSburs aui9ema6t, um Genu9tbuuu9
81 erlaa6ea. Sdaoe umS 8eiie5s!b!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-11

So, -fdiYf.eH-vorsearfe te"-euttriftets S@uls
l5rerthnen, YIsnaderinnen. HasteriInen, SausbSts
tsr;nasE NIB I6erortetiete Sraueu ~lterhaupt 1T Dr..
Pic-ce's "Favorito Prescription" has tsfe ale:
hsrlfsae-Sen Sraittcrs CIR .t'd. G5tIt tcin 19rerIrsl;ss
&et.1aittsl,8 a6er es tntirript punbertar be; ureiais
fueibli6en G -lfleGte etIenen @rcnih1sn GG,lrG5ea u,S
2siben.-Gs TT etl friI hdss, anaPmeinfs fErrrt :e,s
utertne5 apntsaa, unb net 1erfbsrtfnres M1ittei NrS str-
Ieibt benz Spftsul Gnersr une ytdrte. 6 b:ttL.oa;"s
aerp5Se Stnfdn stst., G~S56pfun5 NIB Cd al lgIs.; tct
beihcn Gei6lc6teru. SFaycrite Prescr;psca" rirc
cca gppthefer.9 inter r.t Ter p~efiins., earl ::tsS
eertarit.-gea@set rem rIrqi&lr7 s@ lsil,.
NreiS $500, ce-s iedbS TTafGIfs; Eat - 80.
Sine NtbanblunS hber SSrdut szSr,n.4S,lc-. !. ia-=
btssn 8ileern unb adttreirsn Scljkbrti!tn It'll;
Etro fur 10 Gents In Poftmarfen %rerionel.
efbreIfrt ''World's Dispensery Mo- hesG
c~lation," 663 Main Street, Buffalo, 4. =.
giero5fer unb biit6ier Sopft1rtsrJ, f-SV
l~eyttppfuna ptro fbnel sebetis ngTG,
Ir. Pierce's Pellets, IS Gen.S ~
Slai4den, bet spptbetern 81 b@sc-..
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-11
Gin OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.

SIM Sitter bon mountaineering Sobren
lit farsIid 3u Davenport III Soma Safob
Srtb, elm Geseran aus rem beutl9en 8e:
freiunssfrissen eesen Den erlten gtapps
leon, geItorben. SIN 4u9Hit 1890 in
9iiboa i'm Seiitiaen 9eboren. nabm er in
ben Sabren 1913 Bis 1915 Gbell an pers
i9ieSenen S6tadten uab 8efe6ten,
barunter Die S6la6ten pcn IDrsluL an
Der aaBboh, bel 2:ip;ig, iotpie an
mebrsren GeIedten in 6ranfrei@. Seine
0entmin3en bon 1913 his 1915 tparen
ibm in ipdteren Slbren ebbanten &C..
fommen, unb persebens Bate er ii9 be-
mlbt, SupIifute gu erbaIten, Biz ber
ygerein Der SampfgenDieH BON 1870
1871, bsiien GbrenmitBlieb Srtb mar
bpr spei Sabrsn bic Sade in Die Sanb
nabm unb bur9 germittsIun9 Der bamaz
Iisen 8aiierin Iu8uita e8 3u 8eae
bradte, haS benz alien 0eterdnen bic beis
ben Gbren;eiden tpiecer 5usefteat tpurz
ben. gu 9Ieider i3eit rerlieb ibn Ger
9robbsrsps BON Seii en- aud Die 9rloene
2ubpigs=UtebaiQe. Gr bat Ieit SO Sab
rem in &merita seIc6t unb binterldbt cine
@attin in benz boben Sitter bon mebr aLS
"a Sabren unb bier 8inher.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1889-10-11

Gn,s -ed aI .he Posi- 0fire at IermaPn, Mo-, anu
,iiaitiaf turtI .usiu: ssicn through the mails \
e.all-ClisS YES
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-03-26

Trsasury cierks In Washington are bcing
trvais,l b. frcc eHhihltion % high art GA the
wall. u ono u tho corridors. tho product u
chABco 90 late workmcu have t-cn kept
busy on tho walls, scraping OF ,hs OIL paint,
hlling up tbs hol,- wiih putty AMI r,rainting
again one u the men Al work on a TaDsl
q waii oTTssiis the ofioo u tbe fourth Az
ditor In the Grsi Hoor. wet wing. hApIsn~i
o. urraTa the oii paint In such a way that the
uncovered portion made perfect slhoue,is
of a womAn's bead. with tho fscs ttrnsi to-
ward tho ociling he patch is long AMI lr.
rvgulAr In shaps. aud the rcssmblanco "a q
fAoe DDS not bccons apiarni until tho
northap hAlf Is ooysroi by some sans,
when the fAos Is distinctly ressgnisri In a
mOmcnt
The bead u covered with l,uniy. stylish
bonnet. % the gcnus known a. poke" and
the hair Is oollel Ia bsw1tchlng knOi AZ the
hack q the bead. ths foauN- are BEAUTIFUL,
pure and classic In their outliDs. the 10.
rather GrcciAn. aDd tho lIs anal chin deli
cAisly ,urD~l Altogether. 70 l. quite aslgh
prolncing oounicnAnc,. AMI many ngans,
wtsiful glAnco has bc.n cnS; az this dull
brown patch. a. though tho gAzer thought ii
a pity that such face should 10 hut tho
chAncs product of wall ~rraI.rs knife
when the bead y COVERED and tho oshsr end
of the patch Is shown. a neatly bootei FOO,
spTsArs, a. perfect In IL outlines as tho bead.
The -crsrsr says that this queer combinaiion
Of outline. was dons entirely unconciously
by him a. b. removed tho paint.-wAshing-
ton Star
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-03-26

Without apparent Gauss be was se.n % q 20
upon the third and fourth pair Of legs; lbs
large chelr were thrown above his bead VI IN
the claws open and their points touching In
the middle line, his hfth pair q feet WIRE
held horizontally tshind. and his body pr
p.ndiculAr % the floor u the aquarium. or at
right angles "a the normal position. Tis
posture was iniicrous. and. when In this 10
sition hs began slowly TO gyrate, his move
meut. and attitude were the Gauss oi much
merrincnt upon the part q the Spectators
AZ tins b. balanced on two legs % one side.
again on two less of opposite sides. Now he
advances slowly and maie-ticaliy. and nov
be wheels In circles In the sand on the ncr
u tho aquarium, and now for few momcrfs
he stands as II transhxei In this unnatural
position.
An electric light hung above and 10 sne
side Of the water. which suggested the posi-
bllity that Il might b. the exciting cause 10
was turned out. and still the dance went On.
and the Joy was uDoonhned At last, from
shcrr exhaustion. he sinks down to the sand
In bis usual attitude
Dut now tho female, who has all this time
rcmained tucked away In tho sand, come-
forth AMI begins 10 move about the aquarium: {:
soon she CONES near 20 the male crab. when
instantly hs ris- 10 his feet and bsgins To
dance Again and again tho performance is
repeated. and each time the approach of tho
female Il the signal for the male to rear high
upon his hind feet, and 20 reel about tho
aquarium as II in,oxicated--T IL Morgan
In Popular science Monthly.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-03-26


Tus NKw fiksr READER - How l.
the President Of the United s s,es eho,sn'
"By ballot. OF the elec'o
Chow many votes dos each elset1r
have"
"oaly one ba, there are several ot,s's.
lie can be, on his candidate. get drunk on
election day. and abuse his bes, friend
because he votes the other way"
"How often is . President ebosea,'
"Oaee Ia four years. Three years OF
this devoted to wire pulling. and the
o'her one to knocking The business Of ih. .
country into . cooked hat"
"i. |, wrong to be, on election p
"NO, II your side wins. lfyour part,
gets lef, !, is ,ery-vs'y wrons'
whats meant by universal sudf.gs'
alt Is mssnt th., . man wto has little
natural sense CT judgment can cell hi'
vote "a sack OF 4 ,ur. while . woman
Of wii, who has received the hishs', edu-
cation. mus, stand back and let the gang
run things a. they please"
"wnst 10 the sserednsss Of the ballot
box"
"Ge,iing Ia the most votss for your
party. and It doesn't mst,sr how you &c,
EN-, either."-Dstroit Free Press.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-03-26

In the courss Of twentyfoer hours about
400 gallons % air>Ias through our lungs;
ani Nc have sccn that the air thus eIIeliei
from them Is unfit 10 support lfe-nay, even
that IL Is highly ppisonouS II not only CON
tAins oaTbonic acid gas, bot SINS other ore unic
matters that are much moro deleteriOuA 10
has bccn A-csrtainei BY direct experiment
that air containing respiratory impurity,
measursi by an addition of only two parts a
caIbonic acid psr lo.Ooo of air. "a the limit q
such lmpurity that can b. allowed 10 10 pro-
ent II wc ATe 10 remain In health But In
order a. attain this standard, no le~s than
500 cubic fec,. or 1000 gallons Oi air per
hour must ~ avallAble. AMI well mlxei with
the air bnaihsl In other wOnls, by our
breathing Nc sIol 10 times more u air than
We can uso Ia our lung, AID Instead of oaly
2,oW gallons, we neoi 10000 gallons % air
every day of cur lve~-IIsral VI Health