Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1889-03-28
NAPOLEON WITH A PIGTAll.
Sing You Explains Some Mysteries Of
Modern Banking.


Modern Banking.
The fight of Sing You, the late esteemed
cashier of See Son & Co., Chinese bankers in
Chicago with SIS, 900 belonging to depositors,
excited all Chinadom The news that Sing
You had appeared in the boodlers' colony in
Montreal excited Chinadom more. The re-
ceipt of the following letter yesterday by q
brother Celestial in Mott street, this city,
gave Chinadom positive thrill.
MoNTLEAL, FEBBELALY TWO TLEE.
To Wun Lung, Mott stleet, New Yorkee,
from Sing You:
Whoopeel Me, ale samee Mclean man,
gettee on tlain, come Canada, cop no catchee,
keepee cash. gettee dunk, singee song, laise
hellee, alice samee boodlees, all samee Emo,
ALE samee Mandelbaum, ale samee Plado
Peek-a-Boo synopsee, plagee 81, no comee
back alice samee Henly Ives, heap foolee
You tellee me you no sabbee makee money.
Me tellee you You catchee place in bankee,
alice samee plesident, keepee books, keepee
cash. pay intlest. Heap fine bankee, heap fine
safee, heap big sign. Plenty heap Chinaman,
be come.
Hop All Kin, he come, he say: "Mistah
Bankee Pesident, me catchee some money
washy-washy, maybe tlee bundled dollah.
You keepee him fob me?'
You say him: "Allee light me keepee
him You takee money You givee le-
ceipt.
Wing Choo, he come, he say: "Mistah
Bakee Plesident, me catchee lilly money"
You say him: How you gettun.l'
He say: me catchee butts in guttee, make
heap fine cigalettes."
You say him: "How muchee money you
gottee"
He say you: "Mee gottee sebbenty dollah."
You say him: "Allee light, me sock him in
safee, pay you intlest."
Meen Fun, he come, he say you: "Mistah
Blankah, me have heap fat wad, you keepee
him fob me?'
You say him: "How fat2"
He say you: "Wad belly fat-more steen
bundled dollah."
You say him: "Me plenty keepee him in
safee, heap pay intlest you go catchee some
more"
Alice Chinaman they come, puttee waA,
puttee DOODLE puttee spondulix in safee. You
catchee bimeby more fifty tousand dollah,
makee you heap glad. Bimeby Chinaman
he come, he say: maybe you give me wad,
me go back China" You say him: "Allee
'ightee; comes tomollah, fo' clockee." Notha'
Chinaman he comee, he sayee "Plaps you
payee me my Doodle, me go San Flancisco."
You say him: "Allee light; fo' clockee to-
mollah." Notha' Chinaman he come, he say:
"Me alice bloke up; must pay tlee bundled
dolah; me wantee my scads." You say:
'Allee hghtee; come tomollah fo' clockee."
Notha' Chinaman he come, he say: my
blotha' he gettee allested; me wantee six
bundled dollah go baillee." You say: "Allee
forbt - oal-o lol, II.
wantee money outee, none put+ee money in.
Alice samee you smile likee Henly Ives, you
say "Comee tomallah fo' clock" You closee
door, pullee down blind, open safee takee out
money, puttee him in glippee sack, catchee
laiload ticket fob expless foh Montleal,
whoopee, dam sudden.
Fo' clock to-mollah he come alice China
man comee bank. Bankee heap closed China
man bustee in, bustee in safee, alice money
heap gone. Chinaman lush down teleglaph
Office and teleglaph
NEW YonKEE, Feb. 20.
To Wun Lung,
/: Plesident Bankee,
Monteal: /:
: You ucomee back heap quickee. Pay money.
-. Paid So
'....-.-.-............
You leadee him. You smilee. You go
teleglaph office, ,.you teleglaph:
MoNTLEAI, Feblaly tootoo. /:
To Deplostors Chinaman Bank, :
Mott stleet, New Yorkee: :
: Latsl
Il. Collect so. WUN LUNo. {:
You go back hotellee, you smilee, you
catchee fine dinnah, loast beefee, maccaloni,
flied lice lobins lasbelly puddin. You eatee
heap, you smilee, you gettee dunk alice time,
alice same Mclean man, whoop! heap funl
a-la!-New York World. SING You.