New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-19
THE TALK OF THE DAI.

tn. Rev Mr. spurgeon, jr.. who Is now III 'n's
country says that the principal fea'uios VI IN.
conversation are slang. swearing ana "ono'' ~,
fact that an angry husband tried 70 Pun'.e' -
Sturgeon few days ago In Caiiiorhla Uue n,,.r
him charitable in discussing the fauis Oh 0D'''
people.
ac,, ro, t.u m. where the minister livesi' asked
young sparksr who left his girl IN the Snssy new
10 IN hs shirtslesv :s,d n. W man aws we
want him TO marry u.s. "All right: bring nc. hGr III
while put my coat ont f SSo ~. I'm joiner
Detroit Journal
Til. c,tv NJ 0roz, IN Austria which has poPun"
ton OF 10 900, has a pretty good SANITARY ro.o'u
On three days within the last eleven ysai' NV
slnsle death occurred in the city
Rc,r,button in s,sht-FIrst CitEen-Cashier ou.shp
Gems ~ have made A bigger haul than the aversse l.,
second Citzen~Yes but there's some comior' ~, ~
knowing that he won't set mucn Eor Thine.
told he's gone TO the Paris Expos'tioh'"i''
Is this a backwoods town, or Isn't 1T INC o'ner
dav during n ralnstorm several ladies VINO were IN
a y, ,he Ly,,h ave stages were obliged to rails"
their umbrellas to keep themselves from oe'hs
drcnched by the water that was pouring 'nlousn
leaky roof The condition OF these stages senerahy
ts discr accful, and would excite innlgha'"" ~ '
one horse town in the country. But being only ''"
Workers. We grin and bear H.
Campaign Lie Naled.-It IS reported tnet ~ MI no
Thomas haley AIdch the gifted poet Is aoou. ", n
10 Eur,pe for the purpose Of completing poci -
which Re has been engaged for some nm me ,ust that
Atmosphere whrh told. Is necessary 10 me '1n
ccption engcnderng aud par arition o. s,pns can
not produce In short this Boston Atmosphere - s,
e'en.l to tho poet and tHs ss .n S, csrSsnia
lies IL likely that Mr. Adrrh really THINKS OF sos
from Boston for she Purpose T 0 ssmps On iea
,,chcd oemraien lie conrocted and disseminated py
Snv!oms New. YoIk-(Chicsgo News.
81 love m. old piano STILL sings = poet. 80 do
tho rest OF u.s. only shouldn't limit our snec"on
to an old plano. Any kind Of plano that Is sun
always arouses our enthusiastic love.
PALE CIGARETTEi
O male cigarette. with those fragrant
aos2 t.z} light 1t, ' Tsgs, f0 and Tssrsn
Never puffed by the public house oeasI'
VI" OF Feiite. ~ Yoiandc or julietts.
what glamour about thee Stili l lnS.r,
There Is poison, they say in thy ksses;,
Tier 6i. a.H q for 2oah the m nas hs and
Have turned, they pufct at thee pale is;rr,r,
But though locks may bc whitcning AMI h'hnlns'
one Joy man win never forget.
Thy nr.t Whit, his DISASTROUS BEGINNING
"Csan Francisco Arronaus:
~Te Waterbury American SAYS It eS.
nlor,r or missionary who subdued blasphomins saw
zee by calling him . right an Eed parallelop pedon
The incident referred 10 is tho famous contest b
.wecn Daniel o'Connen and the ashwife
CommunIng with Ssmrc:-Close BY II. parking
brook silvcry waters danced In nc sunnsh. anu
s.nce-i ,corgc and Laurs-drinking IN the giorions
beauty OF the rustic scene and computing Win %
sun seemed lnger at the horiL3ns nrlm as ~
NAT slo%cd with sotsned and even melancholy
| radiance In his departing beams. -. a., s..,,,t,,
thrilling cry burst from tho lips Oh the oeaatiu'
girl a.. .,ro., ,btsked.
what is IT, darllngl- he asked plschs M s n,
,cndery around her waist HAS the rog'' vo o
onpressivr lovelincss OF the scenery seden"d 'o''
sp'rT George -" she screamed, waving her haha,
,1iv and making frantic lab at cle sn al OF NC
back ~ think It's some h,nd OIL o"e'
! Tribune.
>. , ,,,r, N GO the crowned heads OF Europe
,r,o their cyclone cellars when they hear OF the
-, q, tho shah OF Persia But 1t Is evinen
ia, m. shah Is no mind reader a. he goes right o'
! ...,,,, n he received with enthusiasm.
| s,.o,r.d Pare -Neishbor Boy-Ms said she {
| - % 80 di,n't ask your forgiveness she's WATCH
ing nc rom the window - out win IL Ut ''"''
YOU when catch y3n t aoy Won MI nv big brothe
! 49,. hong ard then II you know when yo"rc WI
! ., ymu'u stay mighty close to your own house,
| Omaha World.
III, other day q st. louis physician was auestionins
Ch,ranan who was thought TO be insane. ID
| vo, aver have any ulusions'' he asked "hat an
| ,h.v,- asked the Chinaman through tho interpre"r
'uS, oyrIa,ned the physician, do you ever hea
o,ccs ,, " Oh yes" replied tho Chnamau. '"hen !
q Whenever some one talks 10 me-" was tho ehure'!
sane reply.
n. r.ual Conditions. -Msmms-Bobby, ! motto
t"T yonr little sister took the smaller apple DN
vnn ,ct her have her choice, as told you 70 u.,
''pnhhy-Ycs I told her she could have inc nv
one or none, and she chose tho HUE oh''-'oN'""
World.