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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1889-02-16
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We ~ andeesigood Daaks and Baok.
- Oill pay al psises dravs il the
11s1ss1aa. Ssass Gsossssiss which nay be
pouoo0to6 q oar ooo0teeu.
= =. WAIAst81. Pres II. Net 0Ask.
7. kAnAHx. Pres. State Nat oaak.
\. DAkovu. Pres. n. q. 0aA ooak.
DaA Eoas. Ppss. Uaiea Nak 0aak.
GRAND MONTHLY DRAWING.
~ ~ Aesds'ny q Mssis New
OrleanA
XUH0DAY, NADCH l1rH. ~.
Capitol Prize, $500, 900.
loayooo risAss u rvsaty Dsjlass essh;
0alve>. 90: Qaaetses. Is: Te0ths.
a.. rwoatioeha q.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1889-02-16
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u sep. Il k,el. and II the khsse. vAess Dob
e;as' EIsc's'e Sop . 49, according - 11seo.
AVE TRIAL IN ds1eassa0 - esns aszie 10
- vin pay you b aake that ssial
- 81 e<ynnosyfsooe9
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1889-02-16

oests Of Louisiana. Parish Of D. Tan.
nssy-1ightssath Jsdisial District
COuIt,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1889-02-16
A. PECHON.
Old bah 4 fSI.

0OV4N& CVUs Id.
t"ss ''oid reliable" bakery has Lesn
- sueosssful operation for . number Of
years. The proprietor has secured the
ssrviees Of arss-elas. profession 81
BAkEk. and II ready - Furnish bread.
Caks~. sse.. Equally ~ good - saa b
Sao sn.~h-s., aod ~ ugieso shse DEFY
esmp-sit,on. None BET The purscs
~priug Water HssA in Ne bakery.
HssAH from .ni. Rskeev a. b. Nound
ffeeh .serr morning q the ssores Il Nm.
lAbords cod jules Psshon.
0rced Delivered Daily . ali parts
81 Town and suYroundlnR Country.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1889-02-16

xBNDMD8R raAf On DotAAs y The
peleo Of he smallest aaol'eg or frsessee
q . ticket issued 10 any drastna. Aay.
thang 10 ear asne c6eesd se tess price
= eisher : oosotsslsit or sviadls.
s:19ARADeR else. s6ss the pay.
naas q ~ psjsss b egAAAnEs:D n
- nArpsuAs. pAaxs ct Nev Osissna.
"a eho siokeas sse sisnsd by the fsesa.
Aeae u ~ i1stisasioa weess ebattersa
xiaA0 ere 1ee,Goised u the hlghsss
Ooasss; -sAsse6ora. 6svase q all in'sa-
49, "a IN anoaymoas seAe0sa"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1889-10-15
VI. y INERTIA.

Summa. -. 9,6S1 ,365 DIGS, 90
nahme in Qmerifd: 4S6, SCI.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1889-10-15

pormuuSsten &ir1e feline &ehe istn; bies
isIbe mub aud, ba fe nidts meter aIs
cine Dirt seifli9sr Yolisei lit, notbwsnbis
in @sradtuns unb 9erfau intsn, ME bites
in DeutidIanb Der Gau 1T. Wan BOT nur
bic WabI swii4en Der Gidtebr CUR tatbos
lii1en Rir5e ober Der isttirerii1en Sers
ip%Iitteruns bes Sreistr1entbums, ba benz
uertrotneteu 9anbestir1sntbun, ui1t mebr
aufsubsIfen TT. Muf ben Namen elmer
&tr&e tam Der Yrotsitantismus ibers
baupt feinen Inipru9 MAIDEN. gs eibt
chen tsiue euansslif5e Riy1e. ss aibt nur
epansslif9e @ereinnen. gu elmer Rir6e
seb0,t notbpenbis cine beftnitiue unb
driftsemGB Organization unb
SerfaIung. Otsie aber finbet lid nur In
Der fatboIiiben 6ir1s. Die &eformatos
rem guropa's baben ben lanbssbsrrIi5sr
Summsptscopat aIS Elm 9fi5tbii5 ofibun
eiaseti&tst uno bisie NOtbIase ii nod Bis
beute seb!isben.
Weber bic 9anbssfir4en rod bic Srei.
tir5en bsfben babsr cine Iegit | III e
f3r;ftssmiB Be AutboritGt, neil @bri:
itus wsber 2aubesfir9sn nod 5reitirden
srinbsn poute. Die 8rutsitanten miFen
3useben, baB Igss nsnitIiGs Ssbnuns
unb Satung III, uub peun es, pte iie ia;
gen, yur aut bic reate 2ebre anfommt, 70
III i5r games Serfafunespeieu uub ibrs
ptiuiGesirurs ees ssiitli9en Stanbes
bur5auS %unbaItbar. DEM weI9e 2ssis
timation baben ibre @eiili1en. Bot i5re
Stbinaticn unb hire 9srpfliGtuns auf bic
SstsnntntBidrtften Qutbers2 @er sibt
ibnen bas Rsdt Der ~Nusipsnbuug bss
ASsntmabIss? 0er sibt ben Rirdsnbes
bSrbsn bas Rs5t, Ssrorbnunssn gu ers
laIisn, bic (uis 4. 9. bic t;r1Ii5s Erau;
uns) in bas @sbist bes @laabens eins
i4setoen?
MiBte man ba aIio ni5t mad euanseIi:
idcn @runbidten ein 9riftsemGBes
&trdsnrssimsnt 81 erridten iuden. @ss
piB. SIT absr cine 9anbssipnobe iold'
Elm i6riitsemdBes ENCOURAGEMENT. Sbne
3wsiiel nidt. Denn DO rebst bic S9rift
BON 2antsstrdsu unb 2antssipnoben2
mo ifebt meter ssi9risben, bab Sraueu unb
Serionen unter $50 Satrsn pon Der
actiusn unb puiiusn 8abliabistsit ausses
i5Ioien isisn? gu elmer befiuitipen
unb i5riftse I'm d Organization
unb 8erfafuus ME gbrifus lie isinsr
&irde sssebsr, wsrtsu bte 9roteitantsn IS
ME bIinsen. Der prouiiorii@e Notbbe5sIf
elmer meni5Ii1sn unb pi1tirlidsn Srsas
niiation, isi es aIs 2unbestir6s untsr bsr
i5issnbcn 9ano hes Staatss, isi ss ais
6rsitir9e untsr Der 2eituns bss Belt:
ssiites, ui,b 10 LANCE bauern Bis bic I'm.
usrmeioIibs Ossorsaniiation e%intritt. wdb'
renb bic tatbolii9s 8tr9s. auf ben 5sIisn
8etri ssbaut, in tbrsr uus,iditterlidsn
@inigtett alien Stiirmen Der Uslt uub Der
96as ttott.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1889-10-15
@rcbbtrso9tbum.

&ir9bers. Dem 5errn 0e5rer pss
tiers fub IA Slid 5ibner seitoblen pors
ben. Bon benz Greulsr bat man teine
Spur.
YfaffentbaI. gm 25. Sep.smbsr
@Ormittass, fanb man in Der alastts am
Stt senannt vSonSbaus" ben Qei6nam
Der Wittpe bes pfaitsrsrs Nitolas Silts
gen, seb. Inna &ii1arb aus B~foiisntbaI,
SO s. alt. sic bate einsn groBsB usrIo;
rem unb iolte sepfdnbet wsrbsn.
g9terna1. Gs mar mebriad uors
sstommsn, baB Elm 0isb CUR Na9tseit in
einen nit elmer Wausr um9sbsnen @arteu,
In pel9em ii9 cine srOBs Rauer: Rsbe Be-
finoet, einseitiesen unb cine bebsutsnbe
Suantitdt Grauben entwsnbete. Die SeIos
poliasi rubte aber ni9t, bis ss ben Siitsrn
99. ErierpsiIsr unb Wobr ssluasen mar,
ben berii4tisten Disb bintsr S9IoB unb
RisssI gu brinsen.
gu Rteberwtlt tru9 lid am 90.
Ssptsmber eiu bsbauerIt9sr unfaa In ber
@srbsrsi Sabsr unb @erarb su. Der Seis
ser s.. 9osnsrb mai nit &sinisen elmer
Wai9ine beiddftist unb BET bisisr grbeit
purbe ibm bic re9te Sanb idmer ses
queti9t, 10 bag man anfdnsli9 fir ben
Ser!uit berisiben fir9tste. bod i9eint cine
amputation nt9t BON N6tbsn bu isin.
QOeners 1T usrbsiratbst unb Batter pon 8
Rinbsrn.
2urembgrs. Woau bic faux-culs
(bustles) nod gut fnb, bas fol- cine SRI.
Ranbiba,in bel ben &unssramsn bswieisn
babsn. Same StOBs BON Rnsipsetteln
iOisn IN Der 9oarnlre unterssbra@t ses
weisn isin.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1889-10-15
GorreipouSsu; bon Nsp Srlsans.
Die W%cacrfraac.

9err Gebatteur! Benu Sbre 2eier
aud ni1t brett pon bteier Srage beribrt
uerbsn, 10 werbsn lie benno9 als ameris
fanii@s Burger uiniten, cine flare gins
fi4s In biefelbs 81 %erlanssn.
go pft wirb in ben tdaIi9en gldttern
pom y&acens Rries, Racsn. 6ampf" beri9.
tet, baB aud Der entferntsfts unb frisbIi9.
tie Burger eieieS 3aubes suIest %neu9ieris
frast, mas benu an Der Sa1e iei? unb
uie osm nebeI abssboIfen werben t6nne2
Die &~ucsnirass lit nidt Bios elm poll,
ti3e Srase, ME pbesfd9!i9s S1reis
Der unb Rsoner oft bsbauptst babsn; fe
III aud cine o5;aIe Trass. Die
~ioSiaIe Settle bieisr 5raae bi!bst iosar ben
@runb anb bic rriads Der poIitiidsu
Tra9e.
Su icsiaIer Be3iebuug biIben bic Nsssr
eine sigsne, nisbrissrs, Race, wel4e adnss
LID unpsreiubar 1T nit Der weiBen Bev5I:
tsruns bisiss 9anbss.
Die @si9idts anbsrsr Gambler Iowie eis
ne a5iabrise grfabruns felt Der gman3ipa:
ton bier gu 0anbe Itsiern ben Dspeis, baB
cine 8eritmel5uns Der Nessr nit Der weis
asn GaRs, cine refine l1nr6ali9teit III.
Rein wsibsr Wann wiu ben Neger on ieis
mem Glide, In isinsr @eisufbaft in isinem
gsrsnisunssIotaIe iebsn ; insbeionbsre mill
sr i'm ntdt gum S4waser, gum Gibam,
bu ietnsm Voraeiettsn, su isinem Ri9ter
baben. NQs Nationalttdteu, uel9e In bies
ies 9anb einsewanOert inb, usri5msIssn
f5 nod sinisen 9snerationsn gu eiEem
barmonii9sn 9aussn, msI1ss mir bic
amsrieaniide Nation nennen, nur alsin
bic Neser uub Subeu MAIDEN cine Nusnabs
me. Seit ben lsstsn 25 Sabren baben bic
Reser fid ui9t UNI einen !3oa brett Der
weiBsu gsu0Itsruussn seudbert, Der Ab'
itaub unb Der 9esenias suiidsn Nsssru
unb Weibsn TT uisImsbr sewadisu.
Man bite fi9 wobl bisie Nbaeisuns
einen HaeenbaB gu ernsu
So sibt tsiusn RacsnbaB suii9en ben
bsibsn als II iu ~fsItensn Nusnabmsfdls
len, no bsIsibister gbrseis obsr Sntereie
benisIbsu er3eust. Bette Raceu trasen
ss~ssnsinanbsr berslidss @oblmouen, Der
WelBe 9tct Dem gte9er Nroetf an1 1et1em
SsIos, in isinsr 5absit, CT untsr itiet i'm in
Der Notb; Der Teser Il. Elm trsusr Diener
bss @siBeu, unb lit uoatommsn nit isinsr
unterssorSueten SteQuug in Der amerttanis
iden geisai9aft 3ufriebsn.
Wie woblpolent Der 8srtebr Der Deis
zen unb Ressr untsr chamber aud isin
mag, 10 1T sr nod lanss tsine 8erwii9ung
oss observation-disclosures. Reser unb
@siBs baben i5re peri9iebene iosicle
Stsqans. Sier 1T bic unibsritsisli9e
garrisrs. Niemnls sebt bas WoblpoIen
bes @siBen sesen ben Reser 70 melt, buB
es Oisiem ssitattete, ii9 auf slei5e 2inie
nit inn ju itsusn.
Wan lass nitt, biss iet Elm YNuribeil,
Elm Wangel an EoIoran3 anb 9tdd lttnIisbs
uon Seitsn Der Wsibsu. IS 1T ni5ts
pom al benz. gS lit Der uatirli6s, IN,
ii5srwinbIi&e Observation-Disclosures. IS 1T
cine unauSfiubare 8Iuft, bic Der WeiBe
nibt lberb,iden tam unb Der Reger ni9t
iiberbriten MID, tenn feline Nnipri9e sss
zen uidt 10 bod.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1889-10-15
Der Suuifrirte Giacinnatier ySiutcpSt
Suxe N 6urgt(&ss
Bereiniate Staaten,

Oab unfere GanbsIeute rog
an ibren @sbrdu1en baIten, psis Oers
isniSe, Der bier NIT ben Sitten uno Oss
brduden Der 2%ursmburser naber bsfannt
1T. go ersdblt ans 9err 81. altman,
baB man i'm in 9smass, SIpmoa.b Co.,
Soma, BEL ieinsr bortisen Auueienbsit sins
Iub, Bel eugene gtlsnbeier Die Oippa5er
Rirmes am 6. Sttobar su fsiern. Ratirs
lid ~lsiitste er Der ginIabuns Solse unb
man umiitrte ii9 gut. Ster IN amerisa
1T has @smsinbsfsit Der 8irSpsibe gum
GamiIienfete seworbsn, bos man ais grs
innsrnns fsisrt.
GprreiponSena.
Sreeport, Winn., g.. Stt., 1889.
We,tber SER &sbatteur - Am Z. Sttos
Der srsisuste ii9 bier In uniersm FONT 10
rubisen DSrflein cine fur6tbare GatafIos
pbs. Gin stpas abssnubter 0ampffeHsI
elmer Oreidmai9ine erplOcirts sur ielben
i3eit, als Der Waidiniit 3ur QuSbs1eruns
barauf arbeitete. Der Wanr wurte i5er
einsu 3aun usssei6!subsrt, Der 81 SUB
pom Sdauplas e~ntfernt Itanb, unb 1T
bes anSeren Cages on ieiusn furdtbarsu
Branb unb ionitisen @unSen ssitorbsn.
Sin aruler Waun, ber erit tirsli9 einses
paubett, srlitt einen brppeIten Armbrud u.
es 1T inn ein Stit giien bis in bic gruft
bineinsebrunsen; Der arbt meirt, es Jet
feline lsste Nrbeit sepeisn. @insm Orits
ten IIbr elm Stit gtisn bis ms @ebirn,
unb aue 9offuuns auf @sneiung III ba6sr
psridpunoen. Sin Yierter bat NIT einsm
Stid aus ieiner SADIE bs3abIt, uub tam
BON Slid er;dbIen, ebsnio ME bic sanse
Sebisnuns, bic fd our Rube %nieterseistt
bate. gu pisl OampfSrut ioG bic 1rs
fate ssusIsn isin. Sb elm Sugsnieur In
5 @o5su ii9 70 uieI Rsnntnib srpsrbsu
tam, Inn cine Damp'mai9ine bebanbeln
gu t5nnsn, LIT swsifslbaft unb sibt es 10
uisIe Madiniitsn bic naiiirli9 ibrs i96nen
Yapisre hslssn, absr in tritii5en Wos
msnten ni4t uiHen. NO binaus nod bins
eiu. Wan iei uori4tis, gable Iisbsr sinen
aniidnbisen preis unb brsids ssmitbIi4,
anifatt bic 2sute iid abqadIsn su IaHsn,
unb bann nod in @efabr ~ iein, Mens
i9enlsben bs!Iasen gu mullen. 0ie trau.
rig III fold Elm Cob iir BITE Nnssb5isen,
unb man4maI bios I'm, sinise Gems mebr
i'm Gage 3u usrbienen. 30.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1889-10-15
Sur Statiitif Der fatboIiiGen
Wiifoncn.

gus benz Sabresberi5te Der prOpusanba
ibsr bic WiIioneH I'M Sabre 1889 5rtu9t
Der ,,Wtou. be ROme" cine inteteHante
3uiammeniteQun9, wsl@e uniere aus eenr,
ielbsn Seia6pftsn giusuben iiber brn Stanb
Der fatbolti5cn DftiiiorsH lin elmer fribsrn
Rr.) erSdnbt nnb ben 3uua9s Der Miiiio.
men pon 1885 biz 1889 Defenders beruor,
treten laBt. IS ersiebt ii6 aus Der @sasns
lberitsauns Der 3Iffern non 1856 u. 1889,
baB bic 3uHabme Der tatbOIiIdsn ysuOIts:
runs In ben Witifiorsssbietsn, ;. 3. iberaa
bort, mo es nur EituIarbii55fs, upoitolii9e
Prdfsttursa unb Yicariats siebt, in ben
bret Iesteu Sabrsn nm Sl5,3l4 SssIsn
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1889-10-15
aaIcnoerliteratur.
Sntsl gusGabs. GinfeSler aalenber

3ubsl ausaabs. GiniieSler aaIenSer
1890. so. Sabrsans. Rsp gort,
Cincinnati auo ebicaso. gensiaer
Bros. prsis per Siif nit Gbrcmo.
bib 25, obne @bromObilb 20 genis.
Der GinIiebler 6alenber III in ben Ser. Staa:
ten 10 mobl betaunt, bae mir unIeru Qeleru lpes
Mig barber 81 ia9en bGtten, mare ni6t Elm
auber9ew6bnli6es Grei9niB i'm Spiele. Sieier
Sabr9ans III Der 50te; allo ein babies Sa5rs
bunoert beitebt Der 9inliebler Ra!enber llnb
febrte iGbrli6 bel ben Qeiern eiu. Die Der.
la9sbutbanblun9 bat ii6 baber an9eftrenat
bic beuri9e Drummer gu i6miifen unb Az siersn.
Die Iustatturs III blibl6er unb id0usr oils IN
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1889-10-15

ioniti9en Sabr9Gngen unb Der Snbalt ein reis
6erer. Gute, ipannenbe unb beionbers lebr=
reiGe Gr;dbllnset rpe6ielr..nit geitreibunsen:
Tas @ei6i6tlide finoet in %merfniiroi9e Sds
clldrs Iino Subildlrlstd9en i'm Sabre 1890,
10 pobl als in einem glrtifel Ee5 Ralenber5
eoloenes ceSubildunr, bic peroiente Gtiitiidt.
Sab 9lmerifauii6es nit Guropdii6ert we6Ielt
1T ielbitperitdnbIi6 unb belouoers 1T od berporz
subeben Die beutIden Sir6en ilnb anItaltet
III cincinnati, wosu perI6ieoene ldone Ilitbz
ten Der Staot ielbit ee9eben meroeu. Sine
ameritaniibe Runoi3eu ra5t ben Sdlub.
Ser Tamilienfreunb. Ra,boIii5er 8ess
peiier fir bas Sabr 1890. ct.
Souls, Wp. Sm Su9baros[ ~ be-
sisbsu burd Q. Sstbsr, ct. Souis.
Sreis 25 Gents.
0ieier au6 ais GrGmie bc5 .HerOl0 bes
@iauben5" betuste Salenoer, bat iesr guten
2eieitOif. Was beionoers beruorinbeben, III,
baB peri6ieoene Der glrbeiten oes 6aleioerS Don
bier 9eboreneu Teutiden berriibren. N0dit ins
~tereiant ut bic @rSGbllln9 .Vcnetinot1 cine
Grabbing aus ben tatb. Snoianers Wtiltoren,
BON Rep. 9. q. Sdle6ter, s. j. Ger NaIenosr
entbGlt ii6er 60 8iloer, bopou 8 in NoybeuorIt.
Nllt bic Foelte III ni6t uer9eiien, w!e ueri6ie=
bene i6one @eoi3te b~eweiiCn.
Observation-Disclosures FL, has SlEr 1890.
Wit acknowledgement pcn ..
Oarriti!er. II. Sa9r9aEs. 1rsis
8 Gents.
Seuiidsr observation-disclosures fFr hos S09r
1890. S. Sabrsans. &reis 5 Gents.
Gieie beiber in Grnt uno 9etiag Der 9u6s
banolun9 BON Iler erIdiauerer R0lenber iitb
fiir ibre 3wete gan; paBlid. sic ilro III baber
bel Sol. Sdaier, Ao. go Sarclop St., Stem
2orf.
Der Suuitriste Giacinnatier 6inienSe
8ote fit 1890. Ssn;iscr Srctb:rs,
Neu gorf, Cincinnati unb Gbicaso.
Gents fret PER Poit.
Sieier iait gan; benz Sumor uro Ser Inter.
baltun9 sewiomete Saleuoer 1T Elm alter gez
fainter, Der gu ben Stuurrerl uno gnesocten
nod p~ailenoe Sol;i6nitte briu9t. Zen s"crin9en
Yrels 1T er poatommeu pertb.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1889-10-15

gOm EO6BsitIiten SIei0e. -Wsati %.
Souut. ben 20. Ottob. Sob. Gontius. Srene.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1889-10-15
/. = q.

Summa. -. 2,490, $50 2,517, G49
3uuabme in aiien s7,113.
III. Ifrtta.
50 apoitoIii6e @icQriote
(Al9erieu ni1t in6es
9riiien). E. .......... 49,, 900 3G2, 141
S6einbar eineAbnabme,
roofIir ipdter Die griius
be auoe1ebeu wer0en.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

THE EVIDENCE WAS CoScLusryE.--
William Johnson, colored, had his
wife arrested rssensly for assanliing
and beating him. He told all about
it in the Jefferson Market Court:
'Jedge." be said. dat air woman's
q terror. She cum after me wild
razor. an shs'd . killed ne. suah,
Jedgs. II hadn't run Ike o streak.
She said ter me. says che. Look out !
Use cozin' far yerr DEN she
plncksd dat razor outer her stockin.s
an com fEs me like sixty
: What did Yoa dof" asked Juatics
German.
"whas did ! de7 Why. whst
would yoif do ifdst woman wss comm
after yerf Yer don't think was
such dsbber glasted fool as ter stand
still. do yer? No. sir. ] went, to
tell you"
At this point Mrs. Johnson broke
in:
"He's lyin' like 2;40. Jedgs." she
said. ~ never carried q razor in my
stockin', cos don't wear no stockin's.
SEE" she said.
She told the truth.
"Well. she bit me anyway" broke
in the husband.
"Dat's another lie. Jedge," said the
wife. "How could / bite him when I
amt got no teeE Jes' look herel"
And she opened her mouth wide.
showing that she had only two molaIs
10 the back Of her mouth.
"Wsll. that at'sindisputable evidence"
remarked the Justice. "You're dis.
charged"
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

THrHas 4 WonAs CAs Do.-shs
can coms 70 : conclusion without the
slightest troabls Of isasouinz on il
aud no sans man can do that.
|. Six Of them can talk It once and
~ along frst rate and no two men
en- do that.
She can safely stick fifty pins in
hts dfess while be i getting one un.
der his thumb nail.
She 5 cool - cucumber In half
dozen tight drsssse and skirts, while
: man win sweat and fums and growl
10 one loose shirt.
She can talk - sweet ~ -.....
end cream e u conan .hs hstss,
-. nsn would Be punching
.-sn others heads before they had
exchanged ten words.
She can throw q stone with curve
that would be q fortune to base ball
pitcher.
She can ssy "no" in such low
voice that It means "Yes.
She can sharpen lead pencil il you
give her plenty Of time and plenty ol
pencils.
She can dance all night in . pair oi
shoes two sizes too small for her and
enjoy every minute Of the time.
She can appreciate kiss from her
husband seventy-fve years after the
marriage ceremony 10 performed.
She can 60 to church and afterward
tell you what every woman in the
congi egation had on. and in some rare
instances can give you some faint idea
OF what the text was.
She can walk half the night with q
colicky baby in her arms without oncs
expressing the desire Of numbering the
infant.
She can do more in minute thar
q man can do in an hour, and do Il
better.
She can drive man crazy in TWEEN
ty-four hours and then bring him t.
paradise in two seconds by simply
ticking him under the chin. and there
does not live that mortal con O
Adams misery who can do it.-Bos
ton Times.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

The STRANGERS OPPoRruNIrY.--
The late Judge Walker. Of Aurora.
Ind, was, it il said. the personi6ca-
tion Of pomposity. Ee was proud Of
himself. of his family, and Of all his
possessions. Illustrative of this trait
Of character story Is told Of the old
Judge.
Shortly before bic death he built .
splendid mansion on the hill back Of
Aurora. Judge Walker was inordi-
pateIy proud Of this house, which
could be seen for miles up and down
the river. One day be was returning
home by steamer from Cincinnati.
Judge Walker no sooner caught sight
of his residence than his whole atten-
tion was fxsd upon il. He wondered
if every one else appreciated the beau
ty and striking location Of the house.
Finally he walked mp to stranger
and said !
II beg your pardon. but-ah-ah
--c4n you tell me who j. the owner
Of that-ah--palatlsl and beautiful
mansion on the hill r
Eyes. sir" replied the stranger
promptly, shat old barn belongs 10
Judge Walker. the biggest fool in In
diana. although he thinks himself .
sage
The Judges curiosity was entirely
satisfied. The stranger knew him.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

He NEVER DRAsK.-Mrs. Late
wedde-What 10 this in this black
bottle. mamma?
Msmma-That2 Oh, that's whie.
~. / got it to put on q sprain.
Mrs. Latewedde-Is that whisky
Why. it smells just exactly like the
stuff that the barber puts on Henry's
mustache sometimes.
Mamma-Did you ever see him
put it on Z.
Mrs. Latsvsdde-N-o. bot that 10
what Henry tells me.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

MASKISD's MIsTAKEs.-To think
that the more Q person eats the heal.
thier be will become.
To 60 to bed at midnight and rise
at dsybreak and imagine that every
hour taken from sleep is an hour
gained.
To imagine that IL little work or
exercise is good. violent or prolonged
exercise is better.
To conclude that the smallest room
10 the house is large enough to sleep
in.
: To eat as il you only had.s minute
to finish a meal in. or to eat without
an appetite. or continue after il has
been satisfied merely to satisfy the
taste.
To believe that children can do as
much work as grown people. and that
the more hours they study the more
they learn.
To imagine that whatever remedy
causes one to feel Immediately better
las alcoholic stimulants) 10 good for
the system without regard to the after
effects.
To take off proper clothing ont of
season. simply because you have be.
come heated.
To sleep exposed to direct draught
IN any season.
To think that any nostrum or pat
ent medicine is q specific for ali the
diseases flesh 10 heir to.-Index.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

, ET The biggest thing out 10 what
tre druggist term DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup; its sale is enormous and it has
never been known to fail. Price 25
cents.
It 10 well 10 remember that the
oldest cases of rheumatism and neu-
ralgia have been speedily cured by
Salvation Oil. Price 25 cents bot.
tie.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

- All your show cases are mp
right ones, / zee. said . customer to .
Broadway tore-kssper.
Yes. SIR, was the proud reply; We
aim at consistent rsotitude ell through
the sstablishmsut.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

~ The Strong Point in which the
"Davisv has sought. and won, 20 many
battles. is the "verticsl Feed"-an
improvement used on no other sewing
machine.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

WET AND DRY.-Little Roger
Uncle John, I heard papa say you got
pretty well soaked last night. Did it
rain very hard !?
Uncle John with sickly smile)-
/ don't remember, Roger; I kucw
was dry enough early in the evening.
Puck.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

WOULDN'T EAT PrE WrrH A Fork.
Miss Cynthia Mushroom-Now,
papa. do be- careful at dinner, and
don't nortify rs before Mr.. Stuyves.
ant Sturtsvant.
Mrs. M.-Yss. Phineas. do mind
your manners. and remember all them
little points ir that book about sti.
quet that I've been readin' to you.
Mr.. M.-Wsll, that's ell right.
You kin 70 ahead and arrange things
to suit yerself. but I'm darnsd il eat
pie with fork for anybody.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

EC "a faithful assistant" This
il what the nurses term DIR. Bulls
Baby Syrup. 1t is the best assistant;
as il will prevent "cryinR spell" Of
the baby.
The low price of % cents pack.
age. b.ings Laxador. the golden
household remedy for ali diseases Of
the liver and blood. within the reach
Of all.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

AT THE CATskIILs-Newcomer-
What il the highest point reached
here?
Old Sojournsr-Oh. don't bother
about that Just now You will find
il out soon enough when Jon get your
bill.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

A SUFFICIENT ExcUsE.-Mrs. Gil
koo.y-I unders.and that your dsugh.
ter Kate said ] sm . gsdabout and
other uncomplimentary things.
Mrs. McGinni-Ycu should pay no
attention to what the simple child
Gays. She 10 always repeating every
thing the neighbors tell hsr.-0maha
World.
Saint Mary's beacon., 1889-10-17

MITfeATED MIsERY.-Husband-
Your sister Jennie has run away and
got married-elopsd.
Wife (faintiy What was she mar
risd in?
Husband-Silk.
Wife (relieved)-Then she dida't
disgrace the family after ell. Whom
did she marry ?-Hsrper's Bazaar.