Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1889-11-16
lnnoc EMIT CARL ounDER.
He Rexlns 10 Understand American ways
Just Little Blt

He Bexlns 10 Understand American ways
Just Little Bit.
Hello. Mr. Dunderl thought you
had hung yourself or gone back TO Ger
many" Sd luted Sergeant Bendall rs
Carl Dunder entered the Woodbridge
Street Station.
Sergeant l vhas poety near all
right now. was the reply 81 underl
stands all about her much peter ash /
did"
That's good. Any thing newP
we'll. nj t so very mooch. ! learn
TO understa md America leedle more
eafery day vhas poorly green ven
first come oafer here. ehp"
II should remark!'
''Eaferybo BODY makes some fools OF me
all der tim {. und | vhas discouraged.
vhas haysdeds. ehP"
''Yes. you were"
''Und m ore ash one million flies vhas
ON mePH
Yes"
''Und Fhas so green dot cows like
10 eat me bop?"
EXACTLY"
Veil. do makes me laugh ven think
about her but my eye-teeth vhas all
cut off now. | vhas on TO all the games
now
Il see. !"
"a Teller comes into my place tvs
days ago 10 make me his victim. ]
spotted hi IN SC queek you cant wink
He says he likes to show me "a new
puzzle. 1t vhas called; Now you see
him and now you doan' sec her He
takes der shack OF spades. der ace OF
hearts und the queen OF clubs und
throws en- all around und dan likes 70
bet me CANT pick out dot setback.
pick him out fife times right OIL. und
dot fellow says vhas lightning"
''But you didn't bet?"
''0h. MP"
1T was lucky you didn't That puz-
zle. as you call it. ID the old three-cart
monte bu siness. l warned you abou
that We pr ago"
''Oh. he doan' catch me on dot j
he belief vhas sucker no finds on
deterrent But vhas a leedle mixe'
oop. und like you to explain"
''All ri ght-what is itp
''ln about two hours later an old
man init a white beard comes in un
says vhas Carl Dunder7 vhas
vhas wer ry glad to see you. Mr.. Dan
der. near aboudt you In Toledo, Gin
cinnan ind Chicago Eaferybod
says you vhas sharp as some razor'
Did some young man come In here mi
puzzled He did. Did he beat you
Not much Veil. dot vhas all right
He vhas sharper. und II he doai
beat you dot makes me laugh--ha! hs
hai'
And suppose you set up the beerp
queried the Sergeant
We'll. II he vhas my frendt like I
use him nice. you know. Poorly 500
he sits down und pulls out three card
und says he explain dot puzzle. II
throws 'dm so. und so. und so. und de
tells me cant pick out der shack I
spades put my finger on dot shacA
und dot oldt man says l vhas shair
lightning"
''And you tried II again. OF courseP
Yes, / pick dot shack oudt lou
times"
And them
Well. next time he says he likes /
bet me life dollar. und | took him 90
SO queek as wink.
''And II wasn't the jack?"
mo; he vhas der aeeI like you I
explain how he vhas mixed oop lii
dotpa
For answer the sergeant took Nj
Dunder by the hand and led him to Il
door and dropped him of the step Al
pointed to the river.
"How you meanl'
go and jump inf'
..YhaR some haystacksP
Yes "a dozen OF them"
',Und vhas shwlndled again7"
1.-The worst way"
'.Um Veil goodbye. Ii someboC
drags opp my boiy like der papers
say vhas poor but honest und dot
died trying To understand how she VII
In Americal 0ldt friendl FAREWELL
Detroit Free Press.