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Los Angeles daily herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1884-1890, 1889-09-13

QkO CASH AND SIS 90 PER MONTH WILL
sDCU buy lot 5Ox15O, with Groom house
and chicken house; water at the door; 500 acre
range for chickens; 10 minutes from end of
cable line, First st. 3 blocks west of College,
Occidental Heights; price, $3.50. Address ].
l.. R.. Herald office. au13 tt
Los Angeles daily herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1884-1890, 1889-09-13
ron sALE-Uountry Property.

1S ACRES CHOICE LAND JUST BEYOND
it: must be sold; price two years ago, ST 900
per acre; now $50; come quick, and don't
you forgeti 1t. W. r. BURKE, 55 North Spring.
sell IF
Los Angeles daily herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1884-1890, 1889-09-13

~ p. BAGG, M. D.. ROOMS 1, 2 AND 8.
". Los Angeles National Bank Building Los
Angeles, Cal. Telephone 4S5. aug31-1mo*
Los Angeles daily herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1884-1890, 1889-09-13

TNEE OCCIDENTAL ACADEMY CORNER
i ly McPherron), 526 Grand ave., will open
Sept. 10; reduced rates to day pupils and
boarders; thorough instruction: careful man
business or college. Address PROF. ]. w.
PARKHILL. au3Otf
Los Angeles daily herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1884-1890, 1889-09-13
ADJUSTMENTS. A

GRAND OPERA HOUSE.
u H. @. WYATT, Lessee and Manager.
x. 3. DOUGLAS, Associate Manager.
Los Angeles daily herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1884-1890, 1889-09-13
WANTED-MALE HELP.

NTANTED-TO BUY AND MOVE THEM
w away, to 7-rOom house and good wind
mill KURTZ & LIST, 18 South Spring st.
aug15 I'm
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

GA copy of Dun d Co.'S report, open
at chapter "Muskegon." Upon the
open book rested pair of drug scales,
in one pan of which reposed ten
pounds of concentrated lye and in the
other sat small silver jackass."
"What did this emblem signify ?"
"The scales indicated the balance
between debtor and creditor. The
other emblems represented liabilities
and assets of bankrupts."
"Did this teach you any lesson? ?"
"You bet! 1t taught me the fact
that the former are generally SO al
mighty much better than the latter"
"Shake! Brother! X X y Will
you be off or from'?"
Both, if can borrow enough mon
ey to get out of town on"
"Have you any cigars :"
81 have
"Give 'em to me-"
81 did not so receive 'em, neither
will SO impart 'em."
"How will you dispose of 'em ?"
"On sixty days time or two per
cent cash, F. o. B."
"All right, begin"
"No; begin you"
"No, you begin"
Cup" "Em." "Set."
"'Set 'em up The words and sign
are correct. Brother Snooks, he is
yard wide and all wool, and you can
bet on him."
Brother Crookston and | each lent
the chap So, and he left with many
thanks and kind wishes.
Now you see by this what a help it
is to fellow when he gets dead broke
among strangers to have these little
things to fall back on.-Grand Rap
ids Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

The federal and confederate forces
were preparing for battle. The feder-
al commander and his staff, seated up
on their horses, were consulting near
the right Of the line drawn up in the
edge of the woods. Gen. Neal Dow
was standing in front of his command,
a small man with a tremendously big
hat on his head and monstrous
sword dangling to the ground at his
side, picture such as one seldom sees
outside the comic collections. An aide
told Gen. Dow (perhaps he was only
Col. Dow them that the commander
wished to see him. Gen. Dow strobe
down the line, the soldiers laughing
at the sight.
"Gen. Dow," said the commander,
"you will march out into that opening
yonder, take Il position on that knoll,
and hold it until further orders,"-
something to that effect.
In sight of the entire right wing of
the army, Gen. Dow went marching
into the opening, his long, heavy
sword clanking on the ground behind
him, his big hat making him look like
a grasshopper under toadstool. The
commander heard the army laughing
and looked for the cause.
"Who is that walking across the
opening?,' he ask.
That is Gen. Dow," said every
body.
An aide was sent to bring him back.
Gen. Dow," said the commander,
why did you go out there alone ?
Why did you not take your command
with you ?"
Dear me, general" said Dow, 81
didn't know you meant for me to take
anybody with me. You didn't say so,
you know" Washington Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02
Comsump mption Surely Cured.

10 THE EDrToR-Please inform your
readers that have a positive remedy for
the above named disease. BY its timely
use thousands of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. shall be glad to send
two bottles of my remedy free to any of
your readers who have consumption IL
they will send me their express and post
office address. Respectfully, L. A. SLO.
CUM, NJ. g., lSl Pearl ST., New York.
S00yl
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

Tommy-Are we going to take the
cat with us when we go To see grand
ma next week ?
Mrs. Figg-Of course not. What
makes you ask such foolish questions'
Cause | heard pa tell Mr.. Braggs
that the mice would have high old
time while the cat was away next
week, that's all.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02
WIT AND HUMOR.

1t is now considered the correct thing
for lawyers to live in the sue-burbs.
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

Starvation enables men to make
fast time to the grave.-Merchant
Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

A man who owns a goat has only
to earn his bread he has his butter
for nothing.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

He-Do you believe in marrying
for money, Mis- AntiqueG
She-I don't know; how much
have you got ?-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02
MICHIGAN CENTRAL
"The Niagara Falls Route"
Time Card in Effect.

.Daily. DAILY except Saturday All other
trains daily except Sunday. Parlor cars on DAY
trains. Sleeping cars on night trains
J. WHITING, Ticket Agent.
O.w RUGGLEs, G. P. & T. Agt.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

A bee-trothal naturally creates a
buzz in society, and quite as naturally
leads to the Observation-Disclosures
ton Republican.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

Disgraced Bertie-I hear Cholly
has been expelled from the club for
vulgarity and bad form.
Gussie-Yaas, we had horrible evil
dence against him, y know.
What was it?
One Of his tailor bills receipted.-
Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

"Have you felt slippers p inquired
an old lady in shoe store. The
clerk, who was new at The business
and rather young, answered solemnly,
"Yes, ma'am, many a time. e."-Y ouths
Companion.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

Head clerk-I'm letting my whisk-
ers grow, sir.
So l see but can't let my en-
ployes grow their whiskers in business
hours. That must be done in their
own time.-Toronto Grip.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

Rooms 4, 5, Dawson Block.
Will take charge OF estates for residents and non
residents, collect rents pay taxes place insurance
obtain abstracts Of title, etc.
Office hours-10 to 12 A. NJ, toGP.M.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

The state most liked by the heath
EN- Chinee, Wash. A naughty state
with Gin. in it, o. The state where
the dogs never more than half yelp,
Ky. The ungramatical state, II. /.
The decimal state, Tenn. The con-
junction state, Or. The prohibition
state that has to use itself on the sly,
Kan. The state that came very near
being u. e., or no good, N. j. The
grass cutting state, Mo.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

INA, MICH, WEDN]
WIT AND HUM0R.
1t is now considered the correct thing
for lawyers to live in the sue-burbs
-Ex.
Starvation enables men to make
fast time to the grave.-Merchant
Traveller.
A man who owns a goat has only
to earn his bread he has his butter
for nothing.-Ex.
A bee-trothal naturally creates g
buzz in society, and quite as naturally
leads to the honeymoon.-Binghamp
ton Republican.
He-Do you believe in marrying
for money, Mis- Antique
She-I don't know; how much
have you got ?-Ex.
"Have you felt slippers ?" inquired
an old lady in shoe store. The
clerk, who was new at The business
and rather young, answered solemnly
"Yes, ma'am, many time. Youths
Companion.
Head clerk--Tm letting my whisk'
ers grow, sir.
So l see but | can't let my en-
ployes grow their whiskers in business
hours. That must be done in their
own time.-Toronto Grip.
Needed coaching. Young farmer
(apologetically)-I know I'm per-
feet bear in my manners, Miss Edna
Sweet sixteen (hesitatingly)-No,
you're not; you You have never
hugged me yet-Budget.
Mother was victorious. Jimmy
Billy, has your mother been whippin'
you.
Billy don't care to answer. It's
sufficient for you to know that she got
the upper hand of me.-Lawrence
American.
A man of family. Prodly-I hear
you have been getting married
Tooker-Yes.
Whom did you marry?
Milly Jones, her mother, her step
father and two maiden aunts.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
Mr.. Hyde (of Hyde & Tallow, Chi
cago)-Waiter, want dinner.
Waiter-Will re gentleman haf ta-
BILE d'hote, or a la carte?
Mr.. Hyde-Bring me a little OF
both, and have 'em put lots of gravy
OH it.-Puck.
Disgraced Bertie-I hear Cholly
has been expelled from the club for
vulgarity and bad form.
Gussie-Yaas, we had horrible evil
dence against him, y know.
What was it?
One Of his tailor bills receipted.-
Life.
Magistrate-Prisoner, you've been
brought before three times within a
year, and that's three times too often.
Prisoner-Well, your honor, my
case is hard one and no mistake =
When l work at my profession I'm
arrested for stealing. If don't work
l get took up for loafng.-Judge.
Fond mother--Johnnie, did you
give the bigger apple to Charlie, as
told you to?
Johnnie-No; you see | ate his ap-
pie up first by mistake.
Did you give him the other apple
then?
Oh, no ; you see that one was mine
Light
Didn't know beans. Little Willie
Go his sisters beau)-You can't CUES.
what I've got in my pocket, Mr.. Bin
ner?
NJ. Blinner-No, | can not guess
What is it Willie 4?
Willie-It's beans. Mamma said
you didn't know beans, but | thought
Id try you.--Ex.
Sofipate-Whatcher think of the
dawg, Miss Sprigbtly? Fine dawg
that.
Miss Sprightly-He is splendid
creature.
Softpate--I have refused cool
thousand for him.-fact, | assure you
Would it surprise you if told you
that dawg knows as much as | do I?
Miss Sprightly-Not at all.-Amer.
ica.
The state most liked by the heath
Ell Chinee, Wash. A "naught".y state
with Gin. in it, o. The state where
the dogs never more than half yelp
Ky. The ungramatical state, Il. /
The decimal state, Tenn. The con,
junction state. Or. The prohibition
state that has to use itself on the sly
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

"How are you getting on with your
work on the piano ?" asked Blinkins
of young woman.
"Oh, / can see great progress in my
work."
"How is that ?"
well, the family that lived next
door moved away within week after
/ began to practice. The next family
stayed month, the next ten weeks,
and the people there now have. re-
mained nearly six months. Washing
ington Capital.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

Mr.. Hyde (of Hyde q Tallow, Chi
cago)-Waiter, want a dinner.
Waiter-Will re gentleman haf ta-
BILE d'hote, or a la carte?
Mr.. Hyde-Bring me little of
both, and have 'em put lots of gravy
OH it.-Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

A man of family. Prodly-I hear
you have been getting married?
Tooker-Yes.
Whom did you marry?
Milly Jones, her mother, her STEP
father and two maiden aunts.-Har-
per's Bazaar.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

Needed coaching. Young farmer
(apologetically)-I know I'm a per-
feet bear in my manners, Miss Edna.
Sweet sixteen (hesitatingly)-No,
you're not you You have never
hugged me yeu-Budget.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

observation-disclosures, you've been
brought before three times within a
year, and that's three times too often.
Prisoner-Well, your honor, my
case is hard one and no mistake
When | work at my profession I'm
arrested for stealing. If don't work
1 get took up for loafng.-Judge.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02

Mother was victorious. Jimmy
Billy, has your mother been whippin'
you.
Billy don't care to answer. It's
sufficient for you to know that she got
the upper hand of me.-Lawrence
American.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-10-02
Detroit, Bay City & Alpena R.R'

Mil and Accom- Mail and Accom-
E~nress rnodation Express mediation.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13

THE resignation of Justice jackson
Temple from the Supreme Bench of this
State deprives the commonwealth of the
services Of one Of its ablest men and purest
characters. No man in recent years has
more impressed himself upon the people
for highmindedness and lasting integrity
and purity of purpose than Jackson Tenn
pie. He is a rare man among men, with a
scholarly mind, a judicial capacity of the
highest order and a conscience that for no
act in his public career reads him the
slightest rebuke. He retires to the privacy
of his home with the respect of all the
people and the admiration of the public
for his manly course and the even holding
of the scales of justice. Unable, by reason
of feeble health, for some months to serve
upon the bench, Judge Temple has de-
clined to receive from the State the salary
that was legally his, because he could not
bring his sense of right to accord with the
act of receiving money from the State
without return of service. The public ex-
ample of such men as Jackson Temple is OF
the highest value to society and deserves
recognition by the people in open acknowl-
edgment.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13
AN Ugly DISCOVERY.
, Report That should BE Read.

ga recent analyzation in Philadelphia bya
celebrated chemist of ten popular brands OF
sarsaparilla discloses theastonishing fact that
these ten samples of blood purifiers ~ con-
tanned in the aggregate sixteen different min
erals, eleven of which were active poisons
Iodide of potash was discovered in every sam
pie, mercury was found in all but two, while
arsenic existed in six of the ten brands. Not
one brand was the pure article"
A reporter took the above clipping TO +. W.
Joy, the manufacturer Of Joys Vegetable sar-
saparilla. Mr.. jos exhibited no surprise. He
said druggists knew It. He said he long ago
saw the crying need for a safe and absolutely
pure vegetable preparation of sarsaparilla
hence his was named Joys veget15le sarsapa-
rilla, because it contained nothing but pure
syrup OF sarsapariila, combined with the pure
juices fCalifornia'sye Observation-Disclosures I'M
like potash sarsaparillas, il does not force i'm
purities through the SKIN bat stimulates the
various secrctiye organs, thereby correcting
functional arrangements aud eliminating all
impurities through the natural channels.-
San francisco E1dsliner.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13

THE trial trip Of the cruiser Charleston
has thus far been successful, and it has
been to this date demonstrated that she
can develop higher horse power than
any ship in the navy, and that her speed
win probably exceed the desired nineteen
knots With all her machinery new, stiff,
and none of it worn down to the minimum
point of friction, she has made eighteen
and a quarter knots, which naval engineers
hold to be remarkable performance. All
the promise is that the nation viii owe to
the mechanical genius of the Pacific coast
its fastest and one Of its stanchest and
most seryiceable ships Of war.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13
CAUTION.

rI,HE PUBLIC IS HEREBY CAUTIONED
L against the malicious and false misrepre-
sentat ons and statements made by a certain
canyasser for white Sewing Machines against
the weli-known merits Of the Domestic Sew
ing Machines, snd the honesty of the man who
represents il. Respectfully, A. J. P0NMER.
Iny1-l2t2p
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13
The Army WorIa.

Some of the farmers in Yolo county con-
tend that the army worm has made its APP
pearance over there. bur n Wyckod, an
experienced vineyardist, thinks this is an
error There is a worn, q. some kind,
however, now getting 10 Us deadly work
on the ranches.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13
THERE is in the City Cemetery of Sac

THERE is in the City Cemetery of Sac
ramento, the grave of son of Alexander
Hamilton; this one was soldier of the
nation and fought in its service with distin-
guished honor attaining to the rank of an
officer. He bore remarkable resemblance
to his illustrious sire. The grave is neg
lected and must presently, if not cared for,
become obscured and its identity be lost.
A proposition is made, which is outlined
by contributor in our local columns, to
give the remains Of the son of one of the
foremost of Americans better burial and
to that end one of the nephews of the
dead soldier, who was distinguished SOL
der of the Union in the Rebellion, though
now In old age, proposes to contribute from
his limited means sufficient to put above
the remains of Colonel Hamilton a suit
able monument bearing bronze medal
lion authentic profile portrait of his father,
whose life was so pathetically interviewer
with the early history of the republic,
whose genius shone Respondent in the
constitutional birth of the form of Gov
eminent under which we live, and whose
brilliant services in the Continental army
were only euualed by his mastery advo-
cacy of the Constitution and his states
manship in the Cabinet of Washington
1t is proposed that by patriotic local effort
the ground for this monument shall be Sc
cured and prepared in enduring masonry
for the monument his nephew writes he
will provide The municipality would do
graceful act by designating and donating
a small plat Of ground for the purpose, and
the gentlemen who are moving in the mat
ter Of the preparation of the plat when
fixed upon, might even extend their effort
by supplementing of the tribute of the
nephew with base and approaches for
the monument that will add to its import
aOpe and rublip oh oractar
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13

The Placerville lIountaus Democrat, in
treating of the forestry question, states
that Hon. Henry Mailer has written to
one Of the Commissioners of the Marshall
Monument, suggesting that the grounds at
the monument site, which are owned by
the State and are nearly thirty acres in ex-
tent, should be utilized by the Forestry
Commission as an experimental station for
the cultivation of varieties of forest trees
that are perceptibly diminishing. The
suggestion is good one. We believe that
the grounds referred to are well watered.
and by location are peculiarly adapted to
arboriculture, and that for the mountain
varieties of certain trees are highly pre-
ferable. There are some of the conifers
that are nearly extinct, the predatory hab-
its of the squirrel and the industry of
those who gather the seeds of our noun
tain cone-bearers for sale in Europe, and
other causes, are making such inroads that
the time is not far distant when some of
the most valuable of our mountain trees
win cease to exist in the Sierras. The
Marshal Monument grounds could be used
for no purpose better than that of arbori-
culture
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13
AUCTIONS
AUCTION SALE
Valuable Real Estate, Household Fer.
niture, Rosewood Piano, etc.
D. j. SIMMONS & CO., Auctioneers,

M ILL SELL ON TUESDAY, MAY 18th, AT
w 1890 o'clock on the premises. the elegant
residence and grounds OF the late Edward cad
walader ESQ being the north 80 feet of lot No
l tonel, in the block bounded by n and o.
Tenth and Eleventh streets. This is one of the
most valuable pieces of property in Sacramento
and particular attention is cal ed to this sale
The house contains hot and cold water, has
splendid closets, barns and outhouses, stable
etc. The property being on the corner Of Tent6
and streets, is the most desirable location in
the city.
ALSO, at the same time, we will sell all the
elegant NJ niture, carpets, rosewood piano,
Eastlake bedroom SETS spring aud hair mat
tresses, wardrobes, sideboards, walnut extension
table, lounges and easy chairs, oil paintings
ana general assortment of parlor, bedroom,
olning room and kitchen furniture. House open
for inspection on day of sale
myl0 At ID. j. Simmons & Co.. AuctIoneers.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13

DIR. William Garrard, the first manu-
facturer of tool steel in the United States,
died Of old age at bis home in Fallston,
Pa, on Monday, March 18th, aged Sc
years. He first engaged in the steel busi-
ness at Cincinnati, Ohio, in 1910.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13

THE THROAT. -" Browns Bronchial
Troehes act directly on the organs OF the
voice. They have an extraordinary effect
in all disorders of the throat. Speakers
and singers find the Troches useful.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13
ParaSOlS.

TWO SPECIAL VALUES. A changeable
Satin Coaching ParasoI with long handle and
tassel ornament, Four coIors. ST. 40 and So.
Black Satin Parasol, lined with rich changeabie
silk, and trimmed with Spanish Lace. Long
handle. Ten-ribbed; extra strong. So SO.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13
New LaCeS.

We have received large variety of new
pat ems in the various kinds of Vaenci-
ennes-French, Italian, British, Platte, Antique
and Normandy. Widths from to inches
Values as never offered before. Also, full
skirt width fIouncing in Antique Vaenci-
ennes, at ST. and ST. 25 yard.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13
ADVERTISEMENT or HALE BROS. : co.

A NOVELTY just at hand is the Japanese
Wall Pocket. 1t is ornament in fan shape,
with pocket for holding letters or papers
Price 15c.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-05-13
A FEAsr ZOE EYE ANp EAR.

A large audience assembled at the
Congregational church last evening to
listen to an illustrated lecture by Rev W.
G. Merrill, the pastor, upon "Bunyan's
Pilgrims Progress" The illustrations
were very fine and were thrown upon a
canvas background by means of power
ful apparatus termed the electro-opticon.
Many views illustrative of the great work
of the immortal Bunyan were
displayed, each being accompanied by
highly interesting and edyfyiDg dis
scriptive matter by the lecturer, who pos
sesses in no small degree the power to hold
the rapt attention of his hearers.
1t is intended to continue these illus
trated lectures on Sunday evenings, and
certainly they will not fail to delight all
who attend them. The double appeal to
eye and ear is doubly effective in the in
struction of the young and adds a decided
charm TO the children of a larger
growth"