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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Mrs Arma Hoard returned homo
from Cincinnati last week
Mr.. +. NJ. Campbell. Of Hun.
tngton, was here last Saturday.
Capt. II. c. Duncan has been in
washington city for several days.
Rev. II. Thrall's family has arrived
and occupy the Cong'l parsonage.
We noticed ,lr. John S. Osburn.
OF Adkins Mills, on our streets.
Sunday.
Mr.. III. w. Stewart is working
at the Thomas Mills, below Ca,letts.
burg, Ky.
Mrs. Maude Wilson (nce Griffith.
OF Kentucky, is visiting her old
home here.
Prof. t. b. Mcclure, OF Wayne
{. H., made tho ADVANCE office a
brief visit last Saturday evening.
Miss Mamie Bowles and Mrs.
Burl Spurlock. of Wayne c. H.,
were visiting in Ceredo last week.
Mr.. James Blake, Of Pennsylvania.
brother-ln-law OF John w. Hughes,
was the guest of that gentleman last
week.
Misses Mamie Ratliif' and Lille
Mace, of Catlcttsburg, Ky, were
guests ofthe family of Robt. Wright,
Jr., Sunday.
Mr.. ]. M. Rice, one OF Wayne
county's good Republicans, was in
town last Saturday and did not for
get to pay this office visit.
Mrs. Ora Wise (nec Brown), of
Dakota, is visiting her old home at
this place. She will probably re-
main here all summer.
Mr. J. F. Marcum, of the Catlctts.
burg, (Ky.) Democrat, was at
tracted to Ceredo by one of its fair
young ladies, Sunday evening.
Frank Fcazell accompanied his
brother Will to St. Adams the lat
ter part OF last week to see about
some timber that was in the boom
at that place belonging to the Door,
Sash and Lumber Co, of Column.
bus, Ohio.
The following timber firms have
been represented here during the
past week: James SpnrlocS & Co,
w. p. Spurlock & Co, Sam. Booth
& Co, Morris WelIman & Co., ".
Bloss, Stephens & Toncy, John
Mills & Co., Bailey & Co, Burgess
& Napier, ). S. Vinson and Z. T.
Vinson.
Mr.. Dingee, Of Philadelphia, who
purchased some land below town
several months ago, was here last
week looking after his property
He will make some improvement
on the property occupied by Rev.
Il. 5. Akers. lie says the Norfolk
K Western will surely cross the riv-
or at this place.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05
M6N!AFNEUYf1l,
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TyREE-LApBKnT-At Catlctts-
burg, Ky on Tuesday evening OF
last week. by Rev. Bnrwell Akers,
Mr.. G. ID. ii. Tyree to Miss Lau.
ra Lambert; all Of this county.
Mr.. Tyree is one Of our best citi.
zens and we extend our heariiest
congratulations and trust that not a
single wave of trouble may ever oc-
cur on the river of time as he and
his chosen companion glide along.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

"Buckskin Jim" gave an en-
tertainment at Hoard's Hall last
Wednesday night. The entertain.
ment contained some very good
features. His rifle shooting was
exceptionally good. His wife was
along and had the courage to let
her husband shoot a potato from of
her head Taking everything into
consideration we think the show
was worth the money. But the
small boys, by their constant racket,
made the entertainment much less
enjoyable than Il otherwise would
have been. The town officers
should see that such disgracefuI
conduct IS not repeated.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05
Tho Now Discoxerx.

You have heard Your friends and
neighbors talking about lt. You may
yourself be one OF the many who krew
from personal experience Just how good
lining 10 Is. IL you have ever tried n.
you are one or its staunch friends, be-
cause the wonderful thing about Ii a.,
that when once given trial, DIR.
Kings New Discovery ever holds a
place In the house, IL you have never
used IL and should be Athlete with n
cough, cold or any Throat, Lung or
Chest trouble, secure bottle ut once
and give IL a fair trial. IL is guaran-
teed every time, or money refunded
Trial bottles free at j. III. Millender Il
Co.'s store.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

z. Balnbridge Munday, Esq, County
enipy., Clay Co, Tex. says: Have used
s.,'',s.strlc bittera with most happy re-
LIS ~. Ny brother also was very low
III IN Malarial Fever and Jaundice, but
80, 80 cured BY timely use Of this medi-
sue e. Am satisfied Electric B.tters
psar. ID: i. Wllcoxsen. Of Horse Cave.
49, -, sode a like testimony, saying: lie
ksss'siVeiy believes he would have died
~ y not beea for Electric Bittofs.
,tinlS great remedy will ward of. as
IT, as cure all Malarial d seases. and
az kidney, Liver and Stomach
ana gefs stands uuCqaled. Price SOC
M" :" 81 J. III. MilIeIder 4 Co.'S
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Mr.. VIM Adams has our thanks
ior quart of delicious strawberries
1.-The largest and best we've had
ms season. Mr. Adams raises the
snarpless, Wilson's Albany and the
Old. fashioned wild strawberry, aud
has been supplying the market al
MS place this Spring.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

We were presented the other day
beautifully gotten up invitation to
be present at the 18th annual COM
menccment exercises Of Marshall
College, conducted at Davis Opera
House, Huntington, w. Va, June
4th. and regret very much our ina
bility to attend. The graduating
class this year is composed Of the
following persons; Nancy Adkins.
Fannie G.. Burgess, Irma Louise
Knight, Pearl Martin, Mary Louise
Myers, Stella M. Shelton, Leslie
Shirley, w. +. Cyrus and Harry
A. Ritz.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Babe Ratliff has quit barbering
and he and Dan. Lewis will open a
confectionery establishment in the
building formerly occupied by g. w
Canterbury as shoe shop, Mr.. G.
having moved his shop to the Post.
Office building.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The stewards Of the NJ. r. church
hereby return thanks 10 the many
Trends who contributed, to those
Who patronized, the committee, and
% al who assisted in making the
festival held on Tuesday evening Of
As' week the success that it was,
,se,,g,lting in q net profit Of eleven
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

An entertainment will be gwen
at Hoard's Hall tomorrow Thurs
day. evening for the benefit Of the
Congl church choir. The program
promises TO be an interesting one.
Admission only five cents.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The Teachers Institute will COM
mence at this place on the 9th.
Prof. Payne, Of Cincinnati, and
Prof. Lee, Superintendent Of the
public schools at Huntington, will
be the conductors.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Rev. Thrall will preach a sermon
next Sunday night at the Cong'l
church on the terrible disaster that
has recently befailen the people Of
yohnstown, aud other towns, in
Pennsylvania.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

There was net good run Of tim
Der in Twelve Pole last week. On
ly about six thousand logs arrived
at Ceredo--mostly oak. But the
people are thankful for even this
amount.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The Floren,ine Hotel should be
the pride of Huntington people. l,
is elegantly finished and furnished
has an elevator, electric lights and
all the modern conveniences, and
the proprietor, Mr.. Mathews. spares
no pans to make his guests com
Portable and happy.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05
Doctor II. IL. yickers

Gives special attention to Gencr-
al and 0rthopedic Surgery and to
Female Diseases. He can be found
nj the Mathews Block, sd Ave,
Huntington, w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

~A rare opportunity is pre-.
sented for some en,erprising towns
man to represent a Nursery firm
that warrants stock TO be delivered
in prize condition, so that \ large,
honorable aud permanent trade can
nc built up. Very liberal terms to
the right man. Address JAMKs
+. WHirNKY, Rochester, n. Y.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

A small time.boo belonging to
w. Z. Stewart was lost on Monday
or Tuesday Of last week The book
contained orders on Burgess & Ma
pier to the amount Of twenty dol
lars and orders on J. H. Millender
Il Co. amounting TO twenty-five
dollars and fifty cents. The finder
will please leave tho book at this Of.
fee, or hand IL to the owner, and
receive a liberal reward.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The ADVANCE office was pre-
sented with lovely bouquet of
flowers last Thursday by lady who
is TOO modest to allow her name TO
appear in print.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Last Friday and Saturday the
weather was so cold that either an
overcoat or a FIRE was absolutely
necessary for comfort.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

We have neglected to state that
+. d. Weddington has moved his
family to Sandy City, KY, where
he has secured Job.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Capt. John 6. Dickson is dispen.
ser for the city Of Huntington of the
celebrated Gcrke Brewing Co.'S
Lager heer.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

There are several gorgcs Of logs
in Twelve Pole which prevented
more timber from reaching this
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The Coal river boom gave way
last Friday morning and forty thons.
aud logs went floating down the
mighty current 1t is reported tina,
ten thousand of these logs were
caught in kanawha. All were
caught between the mouth Of Coal
river and Portsmouth. The owners
OF the timber report loss Of $40, 600.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Twelve Pole timber men wore
smiling countenanccs last week
when the clouds appeared and the
rain descended.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

A house belonging to Leander
Gilkerson, on Beech Fork, this
county, was destroyed by fire few
days ago.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Our venerable and much respect.
ed friend Mr. r. X Brown, Sr.,
called at the ADVANCE Office, Mon
day, renewed his subscription and
presented the editor with a beautiful
BOUQUET Of flowers. We wish this
county had few hundred more
citizens like Mr. Brown
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The John L. Zeiglcr g. A. r.
Post Of this place went to Ironton
Ohio, memorial day.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Henrietta (lecturing her way
ward cousin )-Some young men
never can say "No." Jack (unabash-
ed)--And some girls never can say
"Ncs.' Time.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Beginning June tst, the Ohio Riv
er X. X. viii sell at all its coupon
offices Excursion Tickets to all Vir
GINA Springs, White Sulphur, w
Va. Chautaulua, y. ", Dear Park
Oakland and Mountain Lake Park
Md. Buffalo, N. Y. and Niagara
N. A., at very low rates.
Tickets will be good to return un,
til Oct. srst, 1850.
Parkersbnrg, w. Va, May q, 1888
May 29-im
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Charles Fortune has been placed
on the invalid pension list.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05
ALL ARE INVITED.
The Millinery Department lseeond ruoor)

The Millinery Department Second Floor)
has just been supplied vith a large assortosentof
the latest styles Ia ladies' and chiIdren's
hats, Iaces, flowers and all other
goods usually kept In "a first-cIass milline-
ry establishment, which they propose To-
sell lower than the same can be bought
elsewhere. Ladies' and cIliIdren's hats
from b to Sd cents.
J. E. Millender & Co.,
CeressO, w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The house occupied by Levi
Blankenship, on B street, has been
rc.roofed.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

There are probably ten or fifteen
thousand railroad tics in the boom
at this place and as many slaves.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Pink Hcnsclcy aud Edward Da-
Wis are able to be out.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

A camp of the Sons of Veterans
viii he organized here next Mon
day evening.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The small boys made "night hid
eous" last week on account Of {
bride and groom.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Wed Bartram has quit working
at Henry Kelley's livery stable.
Fred. Bush has his position.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The N. & w. engineers have beer
called to Roanoke, Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Quite number Of Ceredo people
are attending circuit court at Wayne
e. II. this week.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Next Sunday will be"Childrens'
Day."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The first term of the intermediate
Court will begin on the 9Th of July.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The rain spoiled memorial exer.
cises at Ironton and Huntington.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Mr.. Leonard Howell's little daugh-
ter has been quite sick for several
days.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

whss Baby was sick. we rave her castoriA,
when shs was enid rho cried for castoris.
when she became Miss she cIsng 70 cssorla.
When abs had cl.isdron. she gave them castoria
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05
nneklcn.s Arniea saIra

The best saiyo In the world for Cuts, Bruls-
ses, Sores, Ulcers, salt Rheum, Faver sores
Jettcr, Chapped Hands, Chilbiainr, Corns
and all SKIN Eruptions. and positively cures
Piles, or no pay required. II IL guaranteed
70 give perfect satisfaction, or money refund
cd, Price . cents per box.
For Sale by j. IA. Mlliender 4 Co.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

And those troubled with nervousness resulting
nom care 90 oycrvofs wiii BE- relieved b. taking
BrOI0n's Iron Bffters. Genuine
has tlado aask and crossed rcd iires on vfapqc1
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JARRELL-Last Thursday, oil
whooping cough, little child OF
Mrs. Aaron FARRELL, aged about 5
months.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

We are requested to state that
there will be no Sabbath school or
preaching next Sunday morning
IN the Congregational church, but
At the regular hour for preaching
Childrens' Day exercises will be
conducted in that church.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05
Bargains.

You can get the follow
ing bargains atthe ADVANCE
Office:
One Blow Accordion. Cost
$3.50; will sell tor $500.
Pistonettes--besutifh musical IN
s.ruments-which cost $500 per
dozen. Will close thom out at g
cents each.
One Webster's Unsbridged Die.
tionary. latest edition. Cost sfz.o
will sell for fro.oo.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05
= 9aoWTS mon RLTTERs

Cures Indigestion. Rlliousncss, Dyspepsia. Maia.
ria. Nervousness. and General Debility rhyd.
clans recommend Il. All dealers sell H. Gcnuin.
haatrade mark aud crossed red lines ON wrapper.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

The following named persons
have paid the amount opposite their
names, on subscription to the Ap-
VANCE, since our last report:
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-06-05

Following is the total vote Of the
three candidates for Judge Of the
intermediate Court at the late
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-17
miscellaneous.

A LADY OF excellent social standing ana
"A unQuestionabl6 references onefs her ser
vices a. guide or chaperone IN slght-hselhg
or shopping expeditions 20 ladies' visiting
New-lork for the first time II desired. re-
spOnslble escorts can be had for theatres,
&c 4: French aud German spoken; this
agency fills long felt want 20 strangers IN
New-York aud VIII be conducted In the mos,
irreproachable style. For particulars a1-
dress CHAPERONE. care Eyeritt d.
rectory. "a West 35th-st
A LBERT G. SPENCER, go eth-svc.,
n near 1Sth-sE l. station umbrellas mads
70 order, recovered. repaired and for sale
cheap; all kinds Of cane work SIX. 81 and
up.
Il EFT.OFP CLOTHING. -full value CIV
II en-: send postal. &. BANKS. 40
nushing-ave.. Brooklyn.
ON RECEIPT or so CENTS l viii send.
" postpaid n your address. line box OF
West india shells and curiOs. >. ii.
PAYNE. 8 Burling Slip. n. Y.
- ESTAURANT furniture. anything and
h everything FOR dning-foom aud
kitchen. new and second hand. 100
W0osterst. near Houston.
w ANTED.-s2Oo loan; 9 large paintings
w by distinguished artists, valued a.
~. 200, as security. HARRISON, Box 20,
Tribune Ofice.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-17
Gonntrp l1roperip 90 Get.

t'OR RENT.-The large new stores on the
= south side Of Marketst. east Of 10Th.
~, Philadelphia; they. are q stories In
nei9ht. with finished basement, and have
steam boilers. hydraulic freight and passen-
FeI elevators. and other modern convent
enees Apply 90 the Office Of Girard estate
GAVIN. Agent
/ AKEwooD.-,ro rent for 3 or months,
~ q large modern house, With 81 rooms ;
running wafer and open nreplnces; well
furnished ana very. auIactlve carriages and
ny ,r,,, can be had II desired BROWN e.
LEVINESS. 50 Libetty-st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-17

COMPANION, &c.-By . middle-aged lady
" OF experience or as nurse to an invalid >
city references Mrs. b. Tribune Uptown
ONCE. l, 2SS Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-17

~ HAM BERMAID and .WAiTRESS.-By
" neat English girl reference; ex-
serve in courses, make salads; careful In
handling silver, china, glass, bric-ar oraci
&C. wages moderate City OF country.
3d.aYp.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-17

COOK.-By a Protestant woman as ex-
y cellent cook and good baker fos prt-
yate family would do little coarse wash
ing n required; good reference. Cali on
address, oll West 37thst
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-17

NJ ALFT.-By young man as valet or
travelling servant; best. OF city refer
enees. Address G. s.. Box 70. Tribune Up
town once. 1888 Bfozdwayf
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-17
6elp Uante6.

9Rf ~OAhhN0'
A MAN that understands carpenter and
n cabinet work, steedy place state
wages expected. D.. o.. 2.e1b shave.
ID OsrTION5 PROCURED for men In
j every trade, profession or calling also
EYPILoYERS). ABBY TRUE MET.
ROrOLITAE AGENCY. ESQ Broadway.
WANTED typewriter, BY publishing
w houso state salary expected. Address
H., Tribune once.
Females.
- GOD ,pefson for plain cooking. washing
VI ironing. &c. wages. 500; small family
keeping three servants MadiAOn-nye.. near
OOth-st. Address q. o.. box 10, Tribune
ONCE, with references.
4 AIDES taught dresgmaking aud cutting (,
Ia positions Guaranteed write for clrcu.
Jar. STONES Dressmaking Parlors, %3
5th.aye.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-17

NEWTON VAN NESS q CO.,
u. 12O CHAMBERS-ST.,
Manufacturers and Importers OF best grade
Horse Goods.
HARNESS
Fine coach, coupe, bssughan. light double
and single road harness. I;
SADDLES AND BRIDES
For park. hunting. steepleehasinR and
racing.
BLANKETS
Dress under harness and quarter blankess
made 20 measure.
whips mounted in elegant designs
FUR ROBES
Cub besr, wolverine. grizzly, beaver.
Hudson Bay wolf. red fox. and japanese
s sfF nELLs AND SADDLE
Harness and sleigh plumes in eadless
variety and lew styles
The largest and handsomest assortment
of horse goods In the world.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-17

& ARDENER.-By a frst-class man who
N thoroughly understands the entire
charge OF Rentleman's place has had
long experience In the care OF greenhouses
roses and graperles; highly recommended
married no incumbralices. Address
w. r. c., Tribune ONCE.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-17

~ ROOM, &c.-By a young man, age 90 !;
VI neat appearance; can wait on table IL
required; understands the care VI horses,
carriages aud harness willing and Obiiging I;
good references. Address GROOM, 1,07o
lsf-aNe.
, 1889-10-04

Under the microscope" says Mr..
Henry ]. Slack, F.. r. NJ. s., ait is seen
that as animal and vegetable matter rots
away, swarms of ferments come into
existence. For example, in a drop of
water the flesh Of a dead water flea was
noticed in commotion while the writer
was engaged on this paper. Thousands
OF U shaped vibrions were living upon
1t. All were in brisk motion, straighten-
ing and bending their bodies with whip
like hicks. They were a company of
~scavengers, s~weetening the water by a
chemical process necessary for their own
nutrition. Our rivers and ponds would
become factories of deadly poisons, and
all tho earth's soil would be contami-
mated, if inexpressible myriads of mi
mute plants and animals did not attack
dead organic matter and cause its ele-
ments to enter into new and useful COM
binations. II we find thousands of such
little ferments at work upon n fragment
no bigger than n full stop of this print,
what must be the numbers in operation
when tons upon tons are dealt with in
the contents of u sewers, in the ma
nures we put on our fields, and in the
vast multitudes of human and other
bodies that perish on land or in sea?'-
New York Telegram.
, 1889-10-04
Too Modes. to Be Honest.

Are you the editor of the paperY'
81 am. What can L do for your
well, 1 just thought I'd step up and
see how you are. My wife and / arc
going to Cape May Tomorrow"
''Indeedg"
Eyes; tut 1 wouldn't have anything
said about it in print, of course. NV
name is Simpkins-Azariah Simpkins."
'Glad to meet you, Mr.. Simpkins, I'm
sure"
Now don't go to putin anything into
{ paper about our going away. We
start at 4 o'clock, and / reckon Wen be
gone pretty near a month. / need the
rest, and Mrs. Simpkins was getting kind
Of run down. OF course 1 know how
anxious you newspaper men always are
for an item, but we're plain people and
don't want any notoriety. My wife al
ways likes to see 'Simpkins' spelt with
out a 'p,' but the old fashioned way is
good enough for me. Well, 1 know an
EDITORS time is valuable, SO I'll say good
day. If 1 come across any murders or
anything while I'm gone I'll let you
know about them."-WashingtonC Critic.
, 1889-10-04

cOlihkhtAoFo III VICE.
Ban TRAscrsco. July 7th. 1ssa)
/ took q severe cold upon
my chest and lungs and did
not give it proper attention 5
it developed into bronchitis,
and in the fall of the same
year / was threatened with
consumption. Physicians or
dered me to a more congenf-
al climate, and I came to San
Francisco. Soon after my
arrival / commenced taking
Scott's Emulsion of Liver
OIL with Hypophosphites reg
ularly three times q day. In
ten weeks my avoirdupofs
went from 1855 to 18O pounds
and over; the cough mean.
time ceased. G. r. BENNETT.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.