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ORANGE BLOSSOMS.
Origin OF the Popular Custom Of Wearing
Them ut weddings.

Origin OF the Popular Custom OF Wearing
Them NJ Weddings.
The custom OF wearing orange bios
SONS at weddings IL OF comparatively
recent date with us II came 10 us. like
most other female fashions In dress.
from the French. who in their turn had
derived 1t from Spain. In the latter
country II had long obtained. and is
said to have been originally OF Moorish
origin. There is, however, an old
Spanish legend which gives different
account Of its introduction. According
TO this, soon after the importation OF
the orange tree by tho Moors, one OF
the Spanish Kings had q specimen of
which no was very proud. and OF which
the French Ambassador was extremely
DESTROYS TO obtain an offshoot
The gardeners daughter was aware
OF this aud in order TO provide herself
with the necessary dowry to enable her
TO marry her lover she obtained slip.
which she sold to the Ambassador at a
high price. On the occasion OF the
wedding, in recognition OF her graft
tude TO the plant which had procured
her happiness, she bound In her hair
wreath OF orange blossom and thus in.
augurated the fashion which has be-
come universal. As the orange was
introduced into Spain at a very early
period by the Moors. this legend sufii-
GENTLY establishes the antiquity OF the
custom as far as that country is con.
cerned, although many centuries
elapsed before it spread over the rest
OF Europe Up 10 forty or fifty years
ago 1t was the practice for ladies to be
married in hats or bonnets; and the
fashion of dispensing with the bonnet
seems TO have established itself after
the example set by Queen Victoria on
the occasion OF her wedding in 1910,
Her dress was rich white satin
trimmed with orange flowers, and on
her head she wore wreath OF the
same blossoms, over which. but not so
rs TO conceal her face, beautiful veil
OF Honiton lace was thrown. For some
years after this, however, bonnets were
still often worn ut weddings, the or
ange-hower wreath. natural or artif-
cial, being placed on them, and not d.
rectly on the head. 1t is probably not
more than thirty years ago that they
were finally dispensed with. and the
wreath and veil substituted. Even in
Germany the time-honored chaplet OF
myrtle. to which there are so many al
lusions in literature and poetry. has
now been discarded in favor OF orange
flowers; and there seems little reason
TO doubt that this custom, now become
universal, and pretty and appropriate
in itself, will continue TO be followed
for a long time TO come.-Annual Reg
lister.
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Doll-Making in Thuringia

At table before window the fair
haired young German girl sat, minia-
ture brushes. combs and pins before
her. With a steel spring she fastened
dolly (who was dressed out in white)
TO the table, and then, with rapidly
moving fingers, the naxen hair, which
literally stood on end, was combed out
and rolled into eoronet, tulle vail
some inches square was quickly pinned
on with diamonds, rubies and emeralds,
and dolly was bride ready for the
market. But the young bride had yet
to pass through other hands before she
met her fate When the Frauleln had
pinned on the vail dolly was handed
over 20 boy who sat at another table
and whose dnty II was 10 prepare her
for her voyage. He wrapped her care
fully in coarse piece OF muslin neatly
and quickly, and then laid her in a
packing case amid bundles OF paper
shavings. Even this work, trihing us
it appears, was done with a quickness
and precision which showed great ex-
perience. No part of one doll was al
lowed TO touch another, and all were
so carefully fitted in that no room was
lost. For all this work OF making the
doll. all but the head. which had come
from Munich, the work OF dressing and
packing, the material being furnished
them, the family received thirty pfen-
nigs, or six cents, for each doll Lon
don Queen.
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they were the very center Of q conspiracy
TO destroy the Government Nay, he even
confessed that he had taken part In their
malicious designs, though, OF course, only
with the intention Of frustrating them.
"Have you conferred with any one con-
corning this matteri" Harry asked.
"No, sir. / am just fresh from the inter
view, and was about TO consult YOU"
aThen keep your own counsel and say
nothing TO any one. l will myself take
charge Of this case" Harry said, as he dis
missed his subordinate.
He was sorely perplexed. OF course he
knew that the charge Of the treacherous
scoundrel was false, but IN these excited
times the veriest whisper Of suspicion, no
matter from what source, might entail end
less misery on the innocent victims. Al
phonse Lecroix must be crushed once and
for all.
And why had the villain so suddenly
turned TO rend the Frobishams. Pondering
over these matters, he called his orderly
and started at once for the Frobishams.
Hardly had he gone couple OF blocks
than he saw Walter Frobisham hurrying
along the sidewalk; so, refining in his horse,
he beckoned the young man TO his side.
"You don't let the grass grow under your
feet, Walter" he said, reprovingy. why,
/ believe you were going TO pass without
recognizing me-
Forgive me, Harry" was the response,
"but am in trouble. To tell you the truth,
1 am hunting all over the city after Al
phonse Lecroix.r
Ali Could 1t be possible that there
was something in the Frenchman's inco-
herent accusations after all The young
mans manner was certainly very sus-
picious.
"Yes, may as well make clean breast
of it. We have had the devil to pay at our
house; for, when carried Kate the news
of my interview with you and your strange
revelations, she set the old folks at defiance
and cut Lecroix dead.n
"Brave girlw
ayes, dare say she is; but not very
polite, Her treatment drove the French
man to distraction, for he is a man Of strong
passions, and, what with whisky and what
with disappointment, he is now little better
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CHAPTER Kill
THAT NIGHT AT RICHMOND.


NiiArlEH AllL
:, i IA nlyhI AT hISHMoSD. -
M, - 'sne -i.n uay ol feoruary, 1000
ans q, my nau Mlnlereu close 10 winchester
suu .,'s eain paisn was ABOUT 70 open with
saa"S se,.em veiote peheral SHERIDAN
mas -pi.huiu eight, tnat you wound g
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b,,.S. oe' 'ne,e Mere no oh-ioohers, t q.
linus VI neisnoorlnR houses were III
S..e, mn eown, anu not y curious lace peePeo
-s.uNei9 Vut, nor cams soul iroin WIN
Tres,er 70 witness tne saiiaht oongs
.n,,A y. ~ ryurteen thousanu cavaIyi
suuiess ms ~, VI lhianlry, anu my uat.er
'os VI ar.uieiy, an IN .neir pest' Win tue
SPINS sun suinliiS On lh 81, IinAs'
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- pase veioie .ne eAlenueu IanAs' on
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cruelty oil an avenging Nemesis' ana tne
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JOIN johnston
On Ine ISL aay OF Apri oheridan, Win
nine Thousand saoers ana heaVy columns Oh
infantry drove ms force IKE a weoge pc
t,vsi,,o ,,,;Ios sonthu,,,s, ~ po,orshrro. and
Twelve miles southwestol feterspurgi anu
-, --
was overwheimed, ana hve Thousand men
were taken prisoners
The next morning at four O'Clock the
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31
A SINGULAR Form Of Monomania.

There Is aclass Of people, rational enough
IN other respects. who arc certainly mono
maniacs in dosing themselves. They are
constantly trying experiments upon their
stomachs, their bowels, their hyers anu
their kidneys with trashy nostrnms, when
these organs are really out OF order u tney
would only use Hostetter's Stomach Bltters'
they would, II not hopelessly insane per
celye its superiority.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

TWIN, SURELY rms IS WALTER FRoBIsHAM! y
but simply citizens, and Norherner and
Southerner fraternized and conyersed in
words Of sympathy and respect
swny. surely this is Walter Fro
bishamr' Harry cried, grasping the hand of
pale, emacinted young fellow, who stood
disconsolately leaning against fence, and
whom he at once recognized as the hero of
the jackson dispatch episode.
= And you are Harry Winthrop!" was the
cordial respsnse. s'Ah, this Is a glorious
surprise, for we all thought you were
dead
s'You thought me deadf''
..Iudeed we did. Your friend, Lecrcix,
brought the nsrs 70 eur place last fall He
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31
CHAPTER XIV.

And five days afterwards news was
flashed through the country that Abraham
Lincoln was assassinated by crazy actor,
whose mad deed branded his name with in
fanny, and nearly succeeded in turning the
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

They we're packing Mr.. Billus's
trunk for a journey. There's just
room in that corner for this Bible,
john said Mrs. Billus. I'D like to
take it," he replied. as he put the book
regretfully aside, ''but ! can't conscien-
tiously do it and leave that box OF
cigars, Maria. They would be n temp
tation to Tommy. n--C Chicago Tribune.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

THE mariner is always glad TO sec a
lighthouse, but this can not be said OF the
actor-Boston Gazette
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sgaswar-Apm1, Laws.

AuJ reTsaa uha isses tao paper regularly nom tbs
7fncuce. Eiiethcr dIrcledio his CT whether he
= sutaclfbsr or hc u pohsbie fof tho Tay.
The coufis have decded thai refusing 10 take news
t.ltrs and periodicals Rom the posloiiee. feinoE
tnx aud leaving them uncAed iOf, u Pa faeia ssi-
esnee nf fsrrSTIoNaL THAup.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

IF you are tired taking the large old fash
ioned gripping pills, try Cartcr's Little Liver
Pills and take some comfort A man can't
stand every thing One pill adose. Try them.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

No SAFER Remedy can be had for Coughs
and Colds, or any trouble ofthe Throat than
"BrOpn's bronchial 7foebcs." Price - cts
Sold only IN bores.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

Tourist TO stage-driver in the yell
lowstone region) Are there any won
derful curiosities to be seen in this
region, driverP Observation-Disclosures
full curiosities? Well, should say
there were! Why. you drop rock
down that gorge, come back in three
days and you can hear tho echo. =
Exchange
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

How MY THROAT HUHrsl Why don't you
uso Hale's Honey OF Horehound and Tart
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

THEY now talk OF "a hotel trust y Here
tofore hotels have always stuck TO tue
maxim: PAY Ms you CO."
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

TnR letter "X,' Is like q person In doubt
because II Is always In perplexity-
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

A POLITICIAN may be ever so good
grammarian. but he finds II hard 70 10
cline an ofice. Western Plowman.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31
LOYAL AT LAST.
A Tale of Love and Adventure In
the Late Civil War.
BY pERNARp BIGsnY,

AUTHOR OF "ELLEs's SECRET" FALLEN
AMONG THIEVES any LADY FANrAs-
TIcAL." AND OTHER STORIES.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

"LArE hours are bound 70 tell on man,
says an exchange But not half so surely
as y splcod breath -Eonkers statesman
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-01-31

Ic9pvriOhtsd, 1877. By the A. NJ kellogg Nsps.
paper Compdny1
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Last Winter

Lost vvuIlOu
was troubled 90 badly with rheumatism In my
right shoulder and joints Of my leg not 70 be able
Ia walk. took Hoods sarsApArilla. and now
don't feel any aches pains anywhere, and u not
only stopped the soreness In my shoulder ana
Joints. but makes me feel as lively as ten'yeAr,
old boV. sell newspapers right In
TIE MIDDLE oT ruE sruErr.
and standing on the cold stones ain't no picnic.
can tell yon. And u HOODS sarsaparllA cured me
u certainly ought 10 be good for those people no
don't stand on the cold stones can be seen every
day In the year ut corner-Tompkins and Dcknlb
Avenues WILLIAM W. HowARD, brooklyn. n. u.
Hoods SarsaparilIa
sold by All druggists ;iisII for s. Prepared only
by CT. HOOD 4 CO., Apotheearies. Lowell. Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
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Dyspepsia,

SICK HEADACHE, FOUL SION.
AcH, BiLioushESS, win BIO avoid
cd. and tho food that 10 oaien con-
tribute it's nourlshlng properties
for tho support OF tho naturei
waste OF tho body. Prioo $50. per
box. SOLO BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
, 1889-08-31
r T. P o r T


NWTHE 6GHTH GENERAL ANNUAL MEEING OF TE NEW 81 WUA" SAVW6S BANK
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AEKEAN JmLrAYOR
, 1889-08-31

The President of the retiring Board begged to thank the Directors of "te ST. Croi
was assened to, lkewkew was received a proposal Ito thank the Chairman and Secretary
Chrstiansted, ST. CrOix, 23rd August 1885,
JA. STAKEMANN,
Chairman.
, 1889-08-31

Chief Judge F. W. ANDER
Mr.. ROBT. ARMSTRONG
Revd. &. Fl. BRANCH,
Mr.. A. @. GROVE,
Mr. j.
Mr.. g. r. o
Lawyer o. q. KNUDSEN,
Mr.. j. r. QUIN,
Revd. A. b. ROMIG,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-27
qkose Borrowed BOOKS.

Oh, the ills of this life are many,
And the heart breakings not few,
Pure sympathy comes n It fro any
1t matters not much what You do.
can SOmetim trust my umbrella,
Nor over its lingering yearn,
But the books lend to a fellow,
They never, no, never return.
The harvest may wait for the reapers,
The tailor may sleep DER your clothes,
But the earth is plagued with book keepers,
And no one cure for it knows.
The sunshine that goes from the meadows
Comes back when the frosJ shall adjourn,
And the leaves play again with their shadows
But my books will never return.
l once had the wisdom of ages
Shut up in my glass case for use
Now It's gone, by invisible stages
From Murray to old Mother Goose
My Euclid. still can remember,
Like the odor from some ancient urn,
Went out, to come back in December,
That December will never return
Lend your friend your dog, yea, your sister,
y GU will find each some day no doubt;
But book goes down the long vista,
And ten to one never comes out.
DO know whom made the loan to?
No, but my brains need not churn,
What matters it where they have gone to?
l know they will never return.
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He OVtr1id If.
From the San Froncisco Argonaut.


An eccentric clergyman, in Cornwall had been
much annoyed by way the me bers of his
congregation nal got into of looking round to
take stock of later corners. After enduring TIE
annoyance for S me time, he said, on entering
the readiag-desk one day: Brethren, l regret
TO see that your attention is called away from
your religious duties by your very natural de-
sire to see who comes in behind you. propose,
henceforth, to save you the trouble by naming
each person who may enter, and l hope that
the service will then be allowed to proceed
without interruption He then began:
Dearly BELOVED" but paused half way to in
ter olate, Farmer Stubbins, with his wife
and daughter"
Farmer Stubbins looked rather surprised but
the minister, with perfect gravity, resumed his
exhortation. Presently he again paused
Sam Curtis and William Diggle" The abashed
congregation kept their eyes studiously bent
on their books. The service proceeded in the
most orderly manner, the parson interrupting
himself every now and then to name some new.
conner. At last he said, still with the same
peri ct gravity: Mrs Symons of the Red Lion
In a new DO net" In moment he cit his mis-
take, but it was to- late. Every feminine
head i'll the congreg cation had turned round
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The Tybee Accident.

The drowning of Mr.. NJ. T. Lewman at
Tybee on Sunday is one of the most regret
table accidents that have occurred in this
vicinity for a long time. 1t is especially re-
grettable because he was only temporary
resident here, his home and nearly ell of
his family being in Indiana. AS the lead
ing member of tho firm of contractors who
are building the new hotel, h had i'm
pressed himself upon those who had come
into contact with him as a ma of sterling
integrity and great business ability He
felt a deep intere,t In the hotel, and looked
forward with pleasure to the time when he
should deliver the completed building to It's
owners With the time spec. fl % in the con-
tract, and receive their approval of his
work.
While it is true that those who have been
drowned at Tybes have been tie victims of
there own venturesomeness, nevertheless the
neglect to provide any means for saving
the lives of bathers in psril is almost crimi-
nal. Had the been me ans to reach Mr..
Lewman promptly after it became evident
to those who saw hi, signs of distress, it is
highly probable that his life could have
been saved. But there was neither a life
boat nor life Ire within reach, and the
unfortunate man persisted within a few
yards of half hu dred people who were
in the surf The breakers were so rough
and the undertow so strong that it would
have been perilouS for anT one to have It
tempted to escue him without any of the
means usually found at seaside resorts for
saving life
The question may be asked, whose duty
it is the duty of those who are benefited
by the patronage Of the seaside visitors.
The hotel proprietors and the bathing-house
keepers snould pr vide the necessary safe
guards against danger to bathers The
law ought to require these safeguards to be
provided.
The hotel proprietors and bathing house
keepers make mistake in not providing
| them, because the loss of life or two in the
surf during a season, makes people hesitate
about seeking the p easures of sea bathing.
The dangers # the su be ONE so magni-
fed that PEG. lie hesitate to go to the sea-
| shore.
| The popularity of Tybee is Increasing.
1t has been remarkably well patronizsd
this seas n. If its popularity is to con
| ii ne to increase, those VIII are intereS ed in
it will have to provide the means for pro-
| tectiug those who vi it it,
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BRIGHT BITS.

IT may be desirable to live to green old age;
but when you have attainedit, please keep away
from the Ounco men.-PUcE.
THESE EXPERIMENTS with the elixir of life are
going too far. An Indiana doctor has given
some to a book agent.-Pittsburg Chronicle.
MRs- ,SoURFAcE-I hear Mrs. De Sweets
husband is just devoted to her.
Mrs. harptOngue- He is; Well, well! There
amt many such men,-Nem York Weekly
YABsLEY-What has become of old man Figg,
never mere of him any more. Is he dead?
Wickwire No, not exact y. His wife is
keeping hoarders.-Terre Htttte ErDTess.
PENB4UGH very pompous-Well. this is a
very ,erious case, and desire to get to the
root OF The ma ter at once.
Bowles-Aost hogs do -KeGrney Enterprise
NrpGE-Peck. do you believe in sheol here on
earth!
ar. n. Peck-No, don't believe in it, but I
guess have got to stand it.-Terre Hdttte En-
press.
Il CAN'T understand all this fuss about using
electricity for executions remarked Judge
Lyncl, of Kansas, refectively. "Out in our
section we hAvs used the telegraph pole for
years. Life.
Prison VIsIroR-Was it burglary brought you
here?
Prisoner-No, marm it was bunglery: nv
pal didn't know his business, and the lob was
bungled.-BOstOa Budyet.
Ex-PREsIDENr CLEVELAND continues his anus
ing pl actice of taking a weeks vacation every
fortnight. We have always feared that if he
found his way into a clover patch he would eat
himself to death-Ch. cage NepS
TINE 2:30 A. M.-Druggist-W what is it, Is
1t case OF extreme decessity?
Caller -I-hic-Shoud think-sho Would
Jou-hic-please let me look at -hic-your
directory till I-hic-fnd out where l liye?-
Life.
''SIECE you have insisted on trying on nv
hat. Miss Mabel, l shall certa My claim the
forfeit "
Il don't know what you mean, sir; and be-
sides, this isn't good place; they can see us
from the hotel. Life
NURSE (reading Arabian Nights
when the fisherman opened the bottle there was
a rushing sound, and the fisherman fell on his
knees before the awful Djinn.
Tommy Sozzle (aged Gle wasn't much of a
fisherman to be afraid Of a CHM tizz Boston
C0mneF cidL Gaze te.
CITIZEN Ito lawyer)-I want your advice in a
suit am about =
Lawyer-Excuse me, but fee of $50 will be
necessary before discussing legal matters
Citizen-Certainly; there you are My suit is
AGAINST Smith. He agreed TO -
Lawyer tpocketing the money! am sorry
sir, but you are little too lat. have been
retained by Smith.-HGrper Bdzar.