Morning journal and courier., 1889-05-29
COOL.

Dressed beef should be dressed as cool as possible this weather.-New Orleans Pica- yune.
 A very interesting sight is to watch 8 minister try to open car window. The dramatic scene comes from what he doesn't ssy.-Life.
 We have stopped in the middle of an article
 to wonder why men do not use looking
 glasses to make artificial eyes.-Binghampto
 Republican.
 ''What poet do you like bests" s'I have no
 favorite, but think Anonymous is pulling
 pretty well up toward the front see lots
 of his work nowadays.
 A Lawrence man climbed the Pacific chin-
 ney the other day, aud then climbed down
 again, sustaining no injury whatever. If
 our readers do not believe this they may come
 and have look at the chinney.-Lawrence
 American.
 Editha Corner-"Papa, what do the news-
 papers mean by coal ring, salt ring and whis-
 key ringa' MT. Wheatly Corner-"That is
 one formed to prevent rival enterprise" " Editha-eIs that ita Why, that is just like
 an engagement ring !'-San Francisco Wasp.
 He-"Of course you know what garter
 snake isa" She (from Boston)-'f you re- fer to that representative of the serpentine family, with the same propensities charae-
 
 hosiery in a stationary position, do."- Minneapolis Tribune.
 Pleasant alternative.-The dentists daugh-
 ter (who hears her father approaching)-" dear, Edward, here comes my father. If he
 should find us together here we are lost. Oh,
 he is coming! You will have either to ask for
 my hand or-let him pull out tooth for
 ou."-Fliegende Blatter. Father-'Robert, is 1t not about time that :kkTa s,,l l-sxr carelessly glancing at his watch)-"Really, father, I must be excused from venturing an opinion. It is a subject in which have lit tie interest; have no little boys, you know" " -Binghamton Republican. Native-"You have travelled in every country of Europe?" Trayelsr-"Yes." Na- tive-'And cannot speak anything but Eng- will carry you anywhere. Every country 1 understands them" Native-"What are theya" Traveler-"How muehs"-Exchange.
 "No, have nothing for you," the house. l wife said to the tramp. "You were here last
 summer and I wanted you to beat the car pet" "An' didn't beat it. mum" "You
 know very we'll you didn't" t'It seems to | beat me out of dinner Philadelphia In quirer.
 | The New York climate.-X-f'What has become of Petersona I've not seen him for s
 week" Y.-"There is no telling where he if now, poor fellow. He told me about week | ago that he was going to take off his winter 1 hannels. If knew where he was buried | would go and strew 8 few flowers. "-Texas l Siftings.
 'I am truly sorry. Johnny" said the friend of the family, meeting the little boy on the l street. sto learn that your fathers house was I burned down yesterday. Was nothing savedr Don't you waste no grief on me" replied
 Johnny. Gall of paws old clothes was burn ed up in the fire, and maw can't make any of them over for me this time. Tum-tiddle-
 lum -tum, whoop-de-doodle-doo." ."- Chicago Tribune.
 Thanks.-Judge Barrows entered the Kick CT office the other day in his usual quiet and dignifed manner and laid three cucumbers
 on our table and withdrew. They are of his | own raising and of superior breed and finish. We thank the judge from the bottom of our l heart. Such things prove to the editor that | he is not forgotten. We shall publish two | column sketch of the judge next week.-Ari- | zona Kicker in Detroit Free Press.