The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-21
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SHE sentiment nyl-h Try, l wonder what
the mermaiI' do wHen they want a lemonade
harry % actlcaIy)-ProDaby they call bell
buoy 60 fetch 1t from tie narbor bar.-NeJv
York sun.
BooKKEEPER Cooking up from his paper
Mr. oiiEerInan there are 10 be four weddings in
town text week.
Mr.. silverman-Eh? Fourf John, order two
gr ssss Of pickle forks at once.-Jelrelers
Weekly
REMEMBERING Boy-I remember
you from the time you was here BEFORE miss.
Hiss y aiAup-Wuy, how is that, | was at lis
hotel only a week?
Elevator Boy-Yes. miss, but remember you
cause you didn't remember me wAeI you left
-. inte.
his CHANCES IMPRovING.-Do you love me,
dear: asked Cholly softly
We'll. Cholly," said 4olly,"to tell the tru h, |
am not quite sure; but think perhaps l could
love you enough 20 be your wife ii | could on.y
manage TO get your salary raised.-S0nterUtlte
JOu HdI
FRENCH DANE Gin Paris)-Oui, oui. dat Eifel
tower ees the cause OF thund -rstorm, it ees so
high We NAT many OF zen lately. Hear! dere
Is anozzsr. Hear ze terrIIeek noise.
fteld thatenlng)-A meestaKe. Eat is zee
American in zee next room looking oyer bees
board Ulll.-NeI0 York Weekly.
ODE TO TAILOR
ia NE tiny worth we never knew
we JuIged you merely oy your clothes;
but a. my grave man stops to think
how muca to thee h really owes,
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Cross PURPosEs-Corkins (relding DISPATCHES
about London strlkel That fellow Burns IS
sadly iacAing in Judgment.
Mc7tao (aOtly, looking up from sporting PAGE
lie Is, en-: Put % II i've men ON third, assisted
to put out four ami made no errors. If yoI
can't tale anything but cuff, don't talk-Chi
cage Tribune.
ToNMY-Are we going to take the cat with us
VIE We = 10 see grand na next wees?
Mrs. Figg-Of course not. What makes you
ask SucL 100 ish Questions?
Tommy Cause | he ard pa tell Mr.. Brargs
that the mice would have high old time Will
the cat was away next wee1 that's all. '-Ter,e
Hdute ErpreSS.
A TEXAS NAN, who was innocent of crime, was
sent to prison for twev years He thong "a
hi nself fotsaken by Prov ence, but as the off
cials did not oblige MIN to cut his hair, he came
out with 1t hanging down to his knees, and
cline Museum fdan gives aim $40 par week for
a year How little we now what is for our
own -ood!-DctTOtt rec Press.
IN many spects, Mrs Hodge" said the
visitor consohnglg, your husband was an ex-
traJr iinary man. What a strong, abiding faith
he posse ,sedI'
ode uid! He didn exc aimed the widow.
smiling through her tears with gratled DR. de
Faith! That's no name for It, Why, sir, I've
seen that man, Tune and again buy peaches at
fruit stand.-Chse1qo T. ibHRe.
TIE REVERSE SIDE. Bald-headed and very
honely Old gentleman to phoUographe--Drat
sich pictures! Can't you ma. e me look any
u than chat, after FIVE sittinRs?
Photographer Thoroughly exasperat ad) -
thi lE cln, sir, if you viii a low me to take thr
back OF your heai. 1t nasn't so much express
sion as II other side, but it's blamed sight
preltier.-Blr tnJton Free Press.
NATHANIEL e HOWARD, a retired capitalist of
San Francisco, was an or ginal forty miner "
He says: Il was in Frisco when there were
5000 men ami not a single family judge
Terry, no was shot down while attacking Jus
tice Field, made lot of trouble III those DAYS
and was mem er of tue vigi ance com nittee
that Kept him seven weeks in it's rooms while
await NJ the result of the shot wounds Ter v
gave hopkins. Had Hopkins died-and he was
mighty close to death-Terry would have been
lynched lie richly deserved it,
NINE. 'ARCHEsI, the famous teacher of oner-
attic asprants i Paris is said to be the most
remarkable old woman that ever lived in the
way OF penuriousness. She graspS at none,
wherever the cnance offers, and it is her RI a
that when she Is not well her pupils must nav
her just as though she gave them lesson I.
while if the pupils are ILL., they pay lust the,
sa e. Nine Narcnesl prelends to have a ire
mendous interest in every pupil who approaches
her, but she does not pay the least attention to
those whose voices are merely good without be-
ing great