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The morning news., 1889-05-05
BRIGHT BITS.

IT is the fathers who are too poor 20 hire
nurse girls W 10 do the carrying trade Of the
| Uuited States. Life.
TIE sun never sets except in the west, but q
| hen viii set anywhere. Tnis shows how far
| more hber ,l-minded than the sun hen is
| Hdrpers Bozdr.
THERE is no objection, after all, 10 havin 2
men go out between the acts at the theGter
! The objection is to having them come back
| SonlerUtlte jon nal
! STR Ell. CAR CoNpUcroB-You'n have to pay
fare for that chill, sir; he is over &.
Pdssen<ef indig lantly) Well. that's the first
| time I've ever beel asked to pay fare for tnat
| baby, and he's rid len witn me on street cars
for nine years and more.-Ha rper's Weekly.
Il SAY, cHAPPIE, George Washington didn't
| have much style about him, had he:n
How sOf'
why, look at Balls equestrian statue of
the fatAer of his country on the public gar
| den. Tue horses tail isn't DISQUALIFICATION
| Herald.
SYmPATHIz1Nd FRIEND-Your rich old uncle
| the tell me, did not leave you a cent. /
thou ,ht he once entertained the idea of making
| you his heir
Poor Re alton (btterly) Entertained the idea;
| He q 'yer mad hOspta ity enough TO entertain
anything l-Chiclgp Tribune.
A CLEAR CoSsc1ENcE.-"M q" said Bobby, sis
it wrong for little boys TO tie tin kettles to dogs
| tails?N
Decidedly wrong Bo' by; l hope you'll never
do such a thing as that
NO, indeed ma," r piled Bobby, emphatic
ally; all l do is to hold the dog."-Harper's
| Bazdr
THERE is man whose name will go down in
| history said a travelling man TO a companion
You mt mean Ill He looks like a very or
dinary person. He is most too young to be a
| general"
NO, he never smelled gunpowder."
is he an actor?n
Not bit of it."
"Politici n or statesman
| "No."
Then how will his name go down in history1''
He was christen-d after George Washing.
| ton. '-Merchdnt TrdUeler
SMJITH-Partner, that was a mighty power.
ful sermon that minister gave US yeste day on
business honesty. | can name one peo lie in
this town who ought to have heard it. By the
way, how much glucose are you mixing with the
suS gar now?
Biones-About two pounds to one.
SmJit1-Wel perhaps you'd better make 1t
half and half.
Bjones-Deacon Bari told me that minister
va rank new departure man.
Smjth-ls that so; Wen, we'll, don't take
any st c1 in that kind of heresy. Say, Bjones,
| guess we won't make any change in the sugar
at present Springfield UHi0n.
lNDIsPUTABLE PROOF OF FRAUp.-Street Auc-
tio1eer-rhere, gentle men, is one of the cuff
buttons worn by Washington on the day
OF ms Inauguration. How IN uch am l offered
for itg
Countryman-L -Lookee here, fell lr citizens.
that mans a swnder | bought both O Was =
lngtons cut buttons over in Fulton street two
hours ago.-Ie Cele s. Weekiy
AN Austin cler rgyman whose name we sup
press on account of his sacred calling, was ab-
sorUed IN thought a few Sundays ago Just befur re
divine service began, when he was approac ed
bY the organist, who asked, referring to the
opening hymn; What shall I plays'' "What
KIND of a hand have you gots'' responded the
abSent-minded clergyman IeraS Siftsnqs.
The morning news., 1889-05-05
PERSONAL.

THOSE who think they know say that British
Minist Sir u ian Pauncefotes name is pro-
nounced without any vowels-P'nc'ft.
THE ATTEMPT TO raise funds for statue OF
Schumann, az lwckau, his native place, has
larry to no lor Weber and Hummel
WARD " Ulster, Of New York society
fam, is bo - write book ou his soca re-
minisca 90 Il will only mention those whom
be thinSs .-.isled to belong to his "four huu-
dred"
THE MATHEW ARNOLD FUND now amounts to
f1OOO tl.000 OF 1t having come from Ameri a
SIX hundred guineas will procure a bust for
Westminster Abby, aud the remainder will be
given to Mrs, Arnold.
HISTORIAN FRoUDE is much ANNOYED over the
criticisms written on his novel The Two Chiefs
OF Dunboy" His first effort in fiction, il his
historical work does not come under that head
Will not encourage aim TO continue in the new
line he has esSayed.
THE REPORT hat the Berlin court will ADOPT
the dress OF Frederick |. U70O is conirme1
Emperor vii lam will wear that dress at the
visit OF the King of Italy and the czar The
sn 'es, sword, three-cornered hat, and a
periwig.
ANoNG the state governors in the centennial
plrade Gov. hill was voted the most popular
Gov. Bulkeley the ha ldSomest, G ". Bl sgs the
most patrarchal Gov. Anes the most indifer.
ent Gov, Glrdo the most sold erly, GOV. Green
the most carefully attired and Gov Beaver the
most observed
GOV. RICHARDSON, Of South Carolina, met
Gov. Fowle, Of North Carolina, at cir hotel In
NV York n Monday evening. Said tue former
70 Gov. Fowle: Il supposs we hlv' historic
remark TO make to each OF .er. But | don't
drink 80 early IN the day. Have cigar" Aud
the two men smoked IN the most c0mpaniohable
way.
II THOUGHT Horace Greeley was dead" OBJ
served a man who stood next TO me ou Union
square yest rdsy mo ming. says the New York
Stor. He pointed out 10 his cvnpanon q R0ut
mAa who resemble ! ths de44s editor - a dsfres
thai wsa n nply startlisa. Hs wae sittias 30 a
bsnch wsfi 70 the froat of q Ssvsuteenth Etrs-A
stald. Happened "a know tao man IN queS.
uIn, an1 this is not tbs drst tins that tas scn.
derfnl likeness has bssn petsd He 10 james
x. Wilson. form ~ Of Chicsgp, but for the
past decade q sident OF shis city. During Mr..
Greciey's campai n for hos preside o. Ar.
Wilson enoe had Gn expsrssoce that he Will re-
mem ocr 10 the end OF hiS lHe He was in 10,
diauap polls on the same d ~ that Nj Greelev
ma le his famous speech ia the state Hou .
square. They we're Doth stopping at tie Bates
house ami lats In the afternoon Mr.. Wilson
start ~ take a short walk a lOut the town. To
his intense surprise he was followe by crowd
Of men aud urch,ns When ne reached the cir
Gle there WAS an open-air p liticll meeting in
progress, aud he was promptly singled out Of
the crowd by / yArl politician who pres ed
VINO called upJn "Alr Greeley" for a speeoh.
In vain did Mr.. Wilson protest He was dragged
20 the platform and fore q 20 face the throng
Then he explainei 4. as well as be could. the mis-
take that the crowd labored under aud was al
lowed TO so In peace.
The morning news., 1889-05-05

The preparat. .ons for merchants week are
about completed, aud the outlook for the
success of the celebration is very promising.
The prcgr mme for each day is very sat
isfactory one 1t has been arranged with
care and judgment, nd if visitors do not
have a good time it will not be the fault Of
the committees.
This is the fl st celebration of the South
ern Travellers Association, and there is a
very general desire that it shall be in every
respect a @ editable one. 1t ought to b.
a creditable one because it will be manag I'd
by as bright and brainy men as there are in
the ccultry.
Commercial travellers measure squarely
up to t e meu in any other calling Tleir
constant contact with the wo Id sharpens
their wits and broadens their sympathies.
Take them all in all they are better repre-
sentatives of young America than the men
of any profession, or any o her occupation.
If their celebration is not a success they
will not be to blams.
The morning news., 1889-05-05
A Sly Salesman.

Standing in prominent hardware store the
other day the stroller of the Chicago Journal
WATCHED lady purchase pair of shears She
decided upon the size ami style desired and
tired four or five pairs, rejecting them all be-
cause, she said. they SO Ieaked." But she was
finally suited with par that didn't squeak
and went Ier way. As the accepted pair hap
pened to be one of those first refused, the
salesman was aske how the metamorphosis
was effected. That" said he. lis one of
the very simplest secrets of the man who
Sc shears. Observe this" He picked I'D a
palr of scissors which 'squeaked" wofully when
worked. Then he his thumb and fore
finger thoughtfuly down the side of mis- nose
anu ruooed them over the sciss 1rs, which came
together as gently and noiselessly as though
saturated with oil. That's all there is O it. s.
he said. You see, there is always a little oil
couec ed in the corners on The outside of your
nostrls. Scrub your nose as hard as you will,
the oil will be back there in five minutes So
when a customer comes in. tries pair of shears
and c mplains that they squel lk and come to-
get or hard, we can oil them up and make them
run smooth without exciting sLspiciol What
was the OIL put on the nose forf
TO help the hardware man out, suppose:
but then what l tol you is a good thing fJjr all
nervous people, who don't like squeaky shears,
10 know
The morning news., 1889-05-05
She Laughed, but Became Ashamed.


An incident a bit comicIl happened opposite
the Ardmore hotel, on Mic }llet avenue this
morning A gentleman came hurriedly around
the corner from Ninth street, when a gust of
wind struck the back of his neck and savagely
lifted the new spring derby from his head. The
hat went bobbing across Un9 street at a lively
gait, with the owner close after it as he could
get. young woman with rosy c esks and
carrying lunch basket in her right hand was
an observer of the nat cidelt and she smiled
tantalzingly at the efforts of its owner. Ii
pleased her so much that she turned her
head to watch his ungraceful antics
just as she reached the cross ng It was
a great mistaNe on her part. Sne made
a misstep and fell forward almost on her lace
Her grip on her lunch basket was loosened and
away 1t went into the street. Some of the con
tents rolled out, and hi gust of wind ook u0-
warranted liberties with her skirts. The man
picked up his hat just in time to catch glimpse
o. the t e affair on the corner. He nastened 10
the young womlns sid and helped her o arise
Galautly he picked up ner lunch basket and
other trinkets.
Are you hurt?" he asked, as he returned the
you ladys property.
Not a Bit" came the reply, ''but am
ashamed, for laugh d hearti at your discon
future However, was well paid for it. / thank
you ever so m ca for your assistance. -.
Then they parted.
The morning news., 1889-05-05

The Ora ge county stock farm, in New
York, has changed hands again. This
farm has been a sort of elephant on the
hands of good many people. IL consists
of $50 acres Of choice land near the owl Of
Warwick, and on it are fine dwelli lg and
capscious barns. 1t was owned originally
by C. P. Huntington, the railroad mil
lonaire, wno sold it for Sl25, 900 t. ma
named King, who in turn sold it to Mr..
Joaes. Mr.. Jones married q wealthy
woman about that time, and be put pile
OF money into improve nents on the we'll
known farm, and the result was that he had
to 60 into bankruptcy. The farm was
bouyat 81 SIN r "a sale for t37, $50 by Joha
r Cohksy, and bs has rccen2y exchanged
n fr city , oDsrty IN New y?rx worth
$l0A0o0. The Low owners of tho farm
stsk they can succeed vhsrs o.hsx aavs
failed. asd is my ts remarked that
several sf thol- predecessors thought they
sotild toA
The morning news., 1889-05-05
Bargains.

He pressed ruby on her lips, whose burning
blood shone through.
Twin sap hires bound above her eyes, 10 match
their fiery blue;
And where her hair was parted back, an opal
gem be set
Type Of her changing countenance, where all
delights were met.
"Will you surrender now, " he said, ''the ancient
grudge you keeD
Untiring and unuttered, like murder in the
deepY'
Il thanN you for the word" she said; "your
gems are fair of form,
But whe did jewels bInd the depths, or splen-
doris still the Storm"
There is no diamond in the mine, nor pearl be-
meath the wave,
There is no fretteI coronet that soothes a
princely grave,
There is no fate nor empire in the wide in
fni Y,
Can stand in grace and virtue with the gift you
had from me-"
JULIA WARD HOWE.
The morning news., 1889-05-05
That Brought Her around.
From III. Ne,1 York 1Vo,,,5


middle-aged man. named James Harmon
entereo the Hoboken police station at O'Clock
Yesterday morning and begged that a physician
De sept to his residspce, No. II Madison street,
Se said that bis wife had taken Rough on
RATS" and that she was dying in great agony,
The sergeant in chsrge sent For City Physician
Sunon, who at once went NTH Ramon TO W lere
tse supposed dying woman was. The doctor
found the woman in bed, suffering apparently
from commissions. He timed her pulse and
found II eeating regul rly. He then looked for
the poison" ami found package of tooth
powder Near BY was glass conta ming part
OF the mixture. He came to the conclusion that
the pretty, fair haired Young woman was
felgning and in a stern voice exclaimed:
This stonach-pump is useless in such a seri.
Gus case as this. III have to cut her opeur'
The doctor had hardly spoken the last word
when Mrs. Harmon sat up il bed and excitedly
shouted
My God! doctor, don't do that 1 have not
taken po son at all only took tooth powder
an water, and did it to fright,n my husband
who was jealous and glectiny me-
The husband wiped away his tears and took
his wife in his arms and kiss d her, while DR.
simon left, thoroughly weary of his early morn
ing's work.
The morning news., 1889-05-05

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Chancellor Boegs' Work.

| Whether or not DR.. B ggs viii make an
acceptable and a successful chancellor oil
the state university is question that must
remain unsettled for awhile, because he is
too new to the p )siton to permit correct
estimate # his fitness fIr it to be
formed, but there is no doubt that
he is making a most favorable i'm
pre- sion. Those who come into co tact
with him cannot avoid the conviction that
no better choice for chalcello could have
been made. He appears to rellize the mag
nitude Of the work he has undertaken, but
be shows no signs Of being unequal to it.
On the contrary, he has the con uidence
that is neces ary for success, and this, with
his earnestness, ncerity nd ability, lsti-
fies the predict IN thlt he will soon place
the university upon letter foundation
than that upon which it now re Is.
DR.. B 'ggs appreciates the fact that the
university is deficient in many respects,
and be is applying himself to the work of
supplying these deficiencies. He is endeayor-
ing to awaken greater interest in it,
and he has adopted a course that
promises to accompl sh that object. The
university nee ds larger income. 1t can
not expect much, if any, more from the
state than it now gets. IL must look for as
sistance to the friends of the institution or
Of education, and the chancellor is now
engaged in looking for, and making, such
friends.
The number of rich men In Georgia is
steadily increasing Among them will be
found those who will use some Of their
wealth TO build up the iversity. Har-
ward, Yale, Princeton and other great col
leges Of the country have all received aid
from private sources. If the university
receive no other assistance than that which
it gets from the state it will always be in
& cial rouble, and will never be able to
provide the educati NAL advantages po
sessed by other great institutions of learning
of the cou ltry.
DR.. B gg,' aim is to popularize ito
make Ge rgians so proud OF it that they
will f el it a pleasure and a privilege to clip
it. There is no dou that his )licy is the
right one. There are many thngs the uni
versity ought tp have, and money-and
great de Of it's needed 10 pr cure tho n.
w nat Dr. Bo5gs prop s9S TO do cannot be
d ne in day. 1t will re luire years to per-
form it-years OF continuous work,
and 1t is work in which
tact and diplomacy will play an importa II
part Ia fact, it is work that will never
be completed, because the wants of the uni
versity will increase faster than the money
can b. obtained to supply them.
There is reason for thinking, however,
that DR.. Boggs will arouse interest in tle
university to such an extent that as the
years cons and go it will be less difficult to
get the financial aid that it needs. If few
rich men take the lead in end wing pro-
fessorships, establish g prizes and erecting
buildings, their example will have such
wholes me effect that the university will
be remembered IN a substantial az even
by those from whom nothing is expected.
The morning news., 1889-05-05
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The morning news., 1889-05-05

Thu Ndaufdcturers Record saws:
mo eyed men at tn, north wac put their
c pital into southern e enterprises are some.
what proae to imagine that they co fer a
favor, SO to speak, upon is sectiol by dis
playing faith Ia its resources a I'd energy
Northern men who make iuvestm ants ia
the sou.h do 10 a sense confer favor upon
this sec ion, an | one t AT is received In the
proper spirit, but they confer a greater
favor upon themselves. They certainly do
not put their money in southern invest
meA because Of sentimental reasoa', but
becau e southern investments pay hand
somely.
The morning news., 1889-05-05
A Parson who Lacked Courage.

From The Ls,Ciston J u nal
They were talking about tide minister, the
Rev. Mr.. Bigbump.
"Bigbump may be good enough sermoniz
err said Wnaca by but he's moral coward -
What do you mean by that" ask Cooler
II mean that he doesn't wade into folks
enough-he doesn't dare to-"
Wade into what folKs?"
well, for instance, Deacon Pluggitt, abuses
his wi like thunder, but you never hear Par
son Bgbump preacn against wife-beating He
breaches a gainst the "a aormons and the White
chapel murderers, but doesn' dare TO hit Deacon
Pluggitt."
you don't go to church all the time; per
haps Mr. Bigbu mp has preac ed against the
deacou's abuse OF his wife when you were not
tlere."
II kaow better He hasn't Tho courage"
"But.by the way, the deacon hasn't any wife. "
"Sevvr mind. Bigbump wouldn't dare 10
preseh sxsinst him N be had. The pTncipsei
Tie sAnne.o
The morning news., 1889-05-05
What's the Use of congress7


FTOH LLs FHtuI'IpHtd Times IInd.D
Appraiser Leach has not ma lie any more
changes in the tariff this weeS, but Commis.
sioder Tanner is keeping right alont In MS
great WORK of revising the pension laws He
has ordered now that there sail be no more
o-dollar pensions. He thinks them too
small. True, congress only provided two
dollar pensions for certain classes, but Conunrs-
sioner Tanner can e4sil remedy this error by
advancing all these cases to the four-iollar
class. II is a great thing to have able officials
like Leach and Tanner to oorrect the mistakes
o. congress. If the Offices eouid all be filled
with such men we might dispense with congress
altogether.
The morning news., 1889-05-05

Washington was a great and good man.
He It'd the truth about that cherry tree,
and be made a first-class President, but if
the newspapers will refrain from ref rring
to him in any injection whatever for sew
eral months, they will receive the heartfelt
thanks of public that b lately become
somewhat satiated with stories of the
father OF his country.
The morning news., 1889-05-05
Colored Peo ole North and South.

From the Louisville Courier-Journdl (Denl9
Between the negro who is worthy OF it and
his former master there is peculiar senti-
mental relatio l. whic il wholly unknown IN
the north. The old "Llack nanny" and the
attn al old ''uncl,'' are held in the highest
esteem and their rreatment at the hands of the
white peo lie is characterized by a gentleness
and a consideration which insures their content
ment and good fortune This is l g distinction:
Ia the south the n gro is well treated in his
place; in The north he has no place at all.
The morning news., 1889-05-05
Best Speech at the Banquet.

From The Washington Post tRep)
There was n partyism Ia the centennial ban
quet. 1t was thoroughly national, non-sec-
Ii n Il affair, and whether a speaker was repub.
hcaL. democrL, or mu WI mp does not enter
into any just and fair analysis of what be said.
He ice, in spirit wholly devoid of political
b IS, the Post adJudges Mr. leveiand's speech,
all things considered, the be st that was made
The morning news., 1889-05-05

In the opinion of t republic W organs,
Mr. Clarkson is a very efficie It officer. He
does seem to know how TO decapita e demo-
cratic office-hoders in quick order, and
that is the test of eff iency. according to
the republica standard.
The morning news., 1889-05-05
CURRENT COMMENT.
Might Help the Boom.

From the Ne'r York Tribune (Rep)
A colored gentleman Of Georgia has been dis
covered WHO rep ,rtS that the ali ator, when
properly COO ed, is first rate eating. This
should be locke into. If the great American
saurian can commend himself to the popular
palate, it will be his proud privilege 10 help
along the boom of the new south.
The morning news., 1889-05-05
Col. InEsrsolrs Anxisty on Hayes'
Aocoun..

Robst G., InFsrsoll was wslking out Euclid
AvenIcl In cleveiand tho day Garfield was bur,
ied, with MARI Hanna OF Cleveland, a serious
solemn soul, aud t1ey we're taking abouC The
iuueral the spot where Garfield was buried.
and so forth. Finally they stopped 90 a orn r.
weary with walking and talk ng, and lngers H.
thrustinR his hands into his tr users POCKETS
said slowly;
BY the way. Hanna. where's Hayes buriedf''
why" said Hanna, In all seriousness
Hayes isn't bl r ed anywher o."
We'll" sail lngerso don't you think
you're keeping him rather too longf"
The morning news., 1889-05-05

Sava nab is in her holiday colors, and
the visitors are pouring in. The ci y never
eajoys herself better than wlen she is being
admired by the friends whom she is trying
to make happy.
The morning news., 1889-05-05

The Georgia Press Association.
The twenty-first annual meeti of the
above association will be held in the city Of
Macon on TUESDAY, May IS, at 10 o'clock
a m. J. II. ESIILL, President
J. W. CHAPMAN, Rec. Sec'v.
The morning news., 1889-05-05

To date only three or four of tie foreign
ministers appoiuted by President Harrison
have left for their posts of duty, but several
will leave to-day, and others next week
Mr.. John A. Enander, the Chicago Swede
who was given the Denmark missio ), is
prevented y illness from leaving, and Mr..
Adams, OF Pen sylvania, who was ap-
pointed to Brazil. has had the date of lis
dsra ture indefinitely Tostponed on account
Of yellow fever at R.o de ia eiro.
The morning news., 1889-05-05

Baron Erlanger is now in New York,
after having made tour over the soutl ern
railroads il which g is interested. The
barren married an Americana daughter
of the late John Slidell, who was the con-
federate minister to E gland; and it was
through his wife's influence that be invested
in southern railroads. He probably has a
high opinion of his wife's business judg-
ment He will return to Europe May IL.