New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-22
TAX OF THE DAY.

| Chronic Dead Beat Congratulate NE, old boy; at
| last am even with the world.
FrIend-How is that Have you paid your debts
"oh no but 1 owe money 10 Just as many people
as don't owe to-"
Miss Canada tbIlshInglyl-I am sorry, str, but
| can never nc any 20 yon than SIS
Uncle Sam (aghastl- christopher colu:pbns, young
! woman You misunderstood me- Pm not counting
/ you am only offering TO be father 10 you--tCh-
| cago Tribune.
| Street Car Dnyer-Me and that OF harse has been
woridn' for the company for twelve years now.
| Passenger-That sol The company Biust think q
great deal Of you both.
| @wal 1 dunno last wake the two Of us was taken
Sick and they got docther for the harse and dochee
me Gid-ap, thare, now, Betsy"
| The morals of Governor shuman have Sc impressed
| themselves on "The Chicago Evening Journal that
its name has become the synonym OF truth ana propy
HIS ethics stand as the rebuke Of all disTeputable
| public print His Industry has been tradition 70
stimulate several generations OF younger newspaper
| men Such praise as "The Herald may render he
has earned By coming 10 his work every secular day
for bsy1aS 81 tbs rasas who have infested society
played their ignobe roles, and departed eo ooioquy
| -lchicago Herald.
An old fellow in Wisconsin town who has peen
running private bank for some years was recently
| requested to publish some sort OF a statement so
he posted the following on the door of his bank;
SNoticcLrhls zero bank has got $4,000 behind
| her She don't owe nobody cussed cent. Good
paper discounted heretofore, and nobody proposes
| to cut sticks for Mexico or cansds'
Yeast-where's your overcoatl
| Crimsonbeak-At my uncles ,,
"By your uncle's do you mean the pawnprokersT
awby 's do you call him your upeler
Because he's clothes relation Oh mine'"-iiohA
ers Statesman
Tho Democratic Mobile Register thus comments
on a recent lynchIng of a colored man
q ft n and DcrlapS they caught
the right niggeri Did not the mob intimate that
oven II their Niger not guilty OF this ohenee ne
had been recognized by some one OF the hve hunureu
Judges Who composed the mob as niggcr VINO was
suspected OF similar crime on some former occssoh'
That was sufficient. What more would any reasonADie
gouthron wantq Away with him to the tree ara
shoot his carcass through with Ave hundred high
| toned bullets-all coming from the throas OF hve
hundred brave pistols bucked around that noble mob to
defend themselves against the officers OF the law'
There Is food for reflection in couple Of advertise
ments which appear side by side IN contemp91rary:
which read with the omission 81 SaS oec oe
writer a. a week. -.
'WANTED-An experienced girl for general house le
work in family Of seven; assisted about Washing
Il viii be observed that the rate Of compsHsafipSn
,s The same I'm both these cases, but that while the
ladys receives simply "a per week the exper,sneea
g gets n addition her board ahs sXnresSes he
hingi-ls worth what costs must seem az Ieast an
OPEN question when the rate Is SO hgh.-thos'oh
Courier.
sThe. Nashville American patronizinsy announces
that tbe white Republicans of the far Southern
states are making desperate effort 10 be respectable
II n great pity that some white Democrats IN tho
south do not follow their example in this respect.
Catching a Tartar.-Physician (arousing tramp
one morning from a nap on HIS doorstepl-Here, what
Ne tbe matter with YOU Can't you move more lvs
Tryamp--I;m feeling pretty bad boss, and can't be
exnected 10 move In o hurry.
P-What's the matterl =, -. MT.
live been at DEATHS door all mgh"-tbosoh
Budget
The Boston papers say that that Guy nus no use iur
n Common Council, especially II u is cnaiac'orzeu
by uncommon stupidity.
,,,,u Tarders Ara FulI-Young Tramp-Lets
break into the kitchen OF that pg mousse 'o-ie" anu
s''o ID Trsmp3we wouldn't find much there Them
s,,I onts on too much style. Git into the kitchen
- s,oppdvcoin' od-fashlOned folks ct yer want ter
9tr,ha n Observation-Disclosures Weekly.