The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1889-03-06
FOOD ADULTERATiON.
The Experience of Three Flies Told in an
Instructive Manner.

lQere is an ancient leSeuu JlldG OuCd
upon time there were three flies.
Two of the flies were foolish and liable
to be deceived, but the third fly read
the papers regularly, and was conse-
quently difficult insect to delude. The
first fly, observing the beautiful color
and the delicious fragrance OF some
genuine golden sirup, tried little OF
it on his batter-cakes, so to speak. 1t
tasted very nice. indeed, but it had
been adulterated with prussic acid,
and the consequence was the fly soon
began to complain of general debility,
accompanied by a sensation OF nausea.
A learned physician was called in, and
he very soon discovered that the I'm.
happy insect was suffering from an in
famed condition of the mucous men,
brane; also that the coats OF
the stomach were very much
frayed at the edges, and needed
new lining. The careful
physician prescribed a mild sedative
and eSpectorant in the shape OF
volatile tincture of guiacum mixed
with alkaline extract of jalap, calcined
magnesia and muriatic acid, mixed
well, and to be taken three times
day. Under ordinary circumstances
this ought to have effected complete
cure, or, at least, greatly modified the
nervous indigestion and incipient
chlorosis from which the fly was suf-
fering, but, unfortunately, as the
golden sirup had been adulterated by
the grocer, just SO the ingredients Of
the prescription had been adulterated
by the druggist. The result was that.
instead of producing the desired effect,
the prescription threw the unhappy
fly into epileptic fits, accompanied by
the most alarming symptoms, which
finally degenerated into whooping
cough and cancer, causing the patient
to collapse suddenly of rheumatic
govt. The druggists bill was so largo
that the family was left as poor as an
amateur performance on the violin.
Thus persisted one of the foolish flies.
The second one was q healthy female
fly who was engaged to young male
fly who was in every way worthy Of
her. She happened to buzz into the
room of an invalid who was slipping
some brandy toddy which the doctor
had prescribed as tonic to build up
his system and give him an appetite
As the brandy had cost four dollars a
bottle and was labeled Genuine French
Cognac," the inexperienced young fly
thought she might with safety revel in
drop or SO of it. Unfortunately, the
brandy had been adulterated also. 1t
was made OF cheap whisky and prus-
sic acid and a few other simple reme-
dies for all the ills the flesh is heir to.
The consequence was that the fly wal
thrown on bed of sickness. Fortu-
nately, the disease was taken in time,
and the doctors prescribed mild
preparation of prepared tincture OF
quassia, calcined nagnesia, emulsion
of myrrh and few other simple rene
dies, to act as mild aperient, but all
these things were adulterated Peri
tonitis set in Immediately, accom-,
panied by fatulence, measles and
violent Mysteries, which reduced the
doomed fly to skeleton. After u severe
attack of lowness of spirits, accom-
panied by % skin eruption, the fly did
not linger much longer. The adulter-
ated drugs smoothed her pathway to
the tomb of which she soon became q
silent inmate.
The third fly was smart He knew
what he was about. When he was asked
at the breakfast-table if he did not
want some fresh country butter he re-
| piled he did not wish to encourage the
incipient tape-worm germs found in
oleomargarine, and he was otherwise
very circumspect in his diet. Having
noticed that all the healthy articles oil
food had been poisoned, he concluded
that the rule worked both ways, so he
deliberately fed on the fly poison that
was set out for his benefit, and, sure
enough, it. too, had been adulterateG
and was harmless. The wise fly grew
fat on it, and was mentioned favorably
in the papers for Congress. Y.
! Mercury.