Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-11-26
suNnowER sHADow1NGs.
Seeds. Slips. .scions. Sprouts. Shoot. and Silver

! The state historical society will meet a
Paola December to 5.
Udall Items: The brass band has bee,
reorganized. Corn husking is completed
The man who rakes the leaves from BIZ
| lawn Is now anatheamtizing the perverse
zephyr.
A Kansas editor calls his fraternal Jour
| nallst across the way "a long-haired chin
| panzee."
An exchange says Dom Pedro was
model for kings to emulate, especially a.
regards his deposition.
Old Mr.. Bender has been turned ur
again and it must be very disagreeable to
10 appear in public so often.
Wheat is still coming into Oxford at 8
hveiy rate. and the streets have Saturday
appearance every day in the week.
tls now time for some paper to profound
~ observe that Christmas comes on the
twenty fifth of December this year.
j. w. Feighan, the present speaker OF
the house of representatives of the state of
washington, used to live in Emporia.
The butcher shops Of Lacrosse are war
ring and prices are SO low that the order
Is reversed and is mushrooms with steak. 4"
Yates Center has man whose beard is
four feet nine inches long and there is no
wind out OF employment in that vicinity
If the truth were known we expect a
great many of our esteemed contempo-
raries' Thanksgiving turkey will be saus-
age.
The G. A. r. boys now explain their hol-
low eyes and faltering steps after camp
fire meeting to their wives as their NEU-
ROKINEsIs.
Broomcorn is the most profitable crop in
Kansas. The farmers Of Mcpherson
county will realize from this years crop
fully $4,000.
Mocking Bird: The Mulvane Record is
on wheels no more. Reed is at home We
have not heard whether Pixies Peak is still
standing or not
A room full was spelt down on the word
''avaricious" in Rush county last week
They didn't know that word up there.
They call it "hog."
Mother Bickerdyke announces that she
already has $4,000 pledged for the Els
worth Soldiers Home, and that she will
have $4,000 by spring.
Hon. Thomas Ryan of Kansas, minister
to Mexico, left Washington yesterday for
his post of duty. He will stop Ell route at
Kansas City and Topeka.
1t would appear that the immense de-
struction of granaries and barns through
out the state by fire would serve as a
warning to farmers to avoid all chances of
such misfortunes.
The Oldest voter in Kansas lives in
Topeka. He is Albin White, colored, who
swears to being 116 years old. He was
only few months ago married to giddy
young thing of ~.
The last words of John A. Martin to any
one outside of his immediate family were
uttered to Secretary James Smith. Thew
were. 81 shall not de- Those words will
be enscribed upon his monu-
ment.
A writ of execution, on Judgment for
81 900 obtained against Senator Plumb in
Dickinson county. has been returned by
the Emporia sheriff with the statement
that he is unable to find any property to
levy on.
Kansas City Sta: The people of EN-
poria are getting so nervy that lot of
them went to Plumb's Office the other day
bill for government building that passed
the senate last winter.
Emporia Republican: One cause of Dom
Pedro's downfall was that he wouldn't
stay at home. 1t is claimed that he spent
very little more time in Brazil than the
Kansas senators do in Kansas. But that's
probably an eXaggeration.
Finger buzz saw if you will, try to stop
a thunder bolt, pull lions tail, kick
can of nitro glycerine. outstare beacon
strictor, swim over Niagara, wrestle with
a hungry bear, catch a rifle ball In your
mouth, or fool with jealous mans pretty
wife; do any of these things, but do not
monkey" with live newspaper. It's
oaded.-Exchange.