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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09

Are YOU disturbed at night and broken Of
Your rest by sick child suffering and CRYING
with pain Of cutting teeth: II 80. send al
once and sct a bottle OF Mrs. MISSION /
SOOTHING SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETH
ING. IT. value j. ncacuabr. IL will relieve
the poo? little sufferer immediately. Deepen,
upon ii, mothers, there j. no mistake about it
1t cures dv-enfery and diarrhra regulates III,
stomach and b0aci-, cures wind collie, soften,
the gums, reduces Inflammation. and give,
tone aud energy 10 the whole system. Mrs
MISSIONS SOOTHING SYRUP FOR tuu-
pKEN IEEIIIiNG j. pleasant to the taste, anC
l. the prescription ~ one II the oldest aud best
t'mae nurses and ply ,ician- in the Unite,
states, aud is for sale hy all druggist, ihi ough
out the World. Price - cent, 4 bottle.
lyiD
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
A MOInan,s Discovery.

"Another wonderful discovery has been
made and that too by lady in this county
Disease fastened its clutches upon her and for
seven years she withstood its severest tests.
but her vital organs were undermined and
death seemed imminent. For three months
she coughed necessarily and could not sleep.
She fought of us a bottle of DIR. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption and was so much
relieved on taking the first dose that she slept
all night and with one bottle has been miractI-
lousy cured. Her name Is Mrs. Luther LutZ. !"
Thus writes w. G. Hamrick 4 Co.. of Shelby,
n. C.-Get free trial bottle ut s. d. Wig
gins Drug Store.
eve sell more of Browns Instant Relief
than all other remedies of like nature" say
tho dealers
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
Married.

Bar HarbOr-Apri 20, by Rev. A. F. Palm
er. Mr.. Geo. A. Dodge Of Buehill, and Miss
Nettie II. Coombs Of Prospect HarDor.
cherry field April 20. by Rev A. C. Peck
Mr.. Ivan B. Wiley and Miss Kate Flaherty
both OF Cherryfeld.
Waitbam, Mass.-May l. Mr.. John w. Wv
man. formerly Of Ellsworth, and Miss Daisy
ID. Hackelton, of Waltham.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
BICkLEN,S ARNICA SALyE.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts
Bruises. Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands. Chilblains
Corn-. and all skin EruptionS, and positively
cures Piles. or no pay required. II i guaran
teed to give perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded. Price - cents per box. FOR >ALE
BY ). u. WigVir 1y22
DR.. MCGILL's FAMOUS SPECIFIC, OR
ANGE BLOSSOM. a positive cure for all fe-
male diseases. Every lady can treat herself
| have sold This medicine for two wears ant
can recommend it, Boxes containing ont
months treatment. sl.0o. Circulars free by
applying to
:. u. WIGGIN. ApOthe"ary.
NAV lblSS- iron
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09

On the 30th President Harrison attend. 4
special services at st. Paurs Church; liter
airy exercises on the Sub Treasury steps
the great military parade marched from
Wallst. up Broadway and Fifth-aye. and
was reviewed by the President: centen-
NAL banquet and works in the evening
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
4 Fortunate and Grateful Norman.

Mrs. j. II. Giles, OF Everett, Pa, SAYS: al
suffered for years from kidney and gravel
trouble. No phi, sician> or medicine at home
did me any good. | finally visited my former
home at Rondout, n. T.. aud began using DIR.
David kennedy's favorite Remedy, of Ron
dout. n. Y. A few words tell the result
am aperfectly well and hsppy woman once
more.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
Sup. Jud. Court, April Term, 1889.

JoU< 4. PETERS. Chief Justice Presiding.
OFFICERS or THE COURT.
UR SAUNDERS. Clerk.
ELMER L. >rofFoRD. County Attorney
RrFi SMITH. Stcnogrspher.
u. l.. fIEIps. Sheriff.
JAMES r. FORD. Messenger.
David g. Means ". City OF Ellsworth. TIL,
plaintiff in this action lives in the town OF
>urry, and, on the 2Gih day of September .lSs7
while driving from his home 10 Ellsworth hi.
horse stumbled aud fell upon Main street neal
Maple street in Ellsworth striking SHARP
stone which penetrated the horses head near
the left eve and caused the almost immediate
death Of the horse; and the plaintiff claimed
that the fail OF the horse WAS caused by step
ping upon a small rolling stone which was one
OF great many nj this particular place in the
road. causing defect " hich the city had mo-
tice OF and ought to have remedIed. There
was evidence ID the east to show that the horse
had been lame in hi, fore lcss or feet. and
there Was no direct and positive evidence that
the horse stepped upon a stone, il being IN
ferrcd only from the manner in which the ant
mai fell upon a road where there were many
s,o,e. Thor. So. .l., - ou.,fion raised bv
the defense with r..-,rd ia the .ufiriency Of
~. ro,;.e 4, III. rl,iu,ir ia the ,ity Of hi.
c,,i,, .fter m. cy idarce wa. ONT the case
wa. disposed Of by All entry upon thn docket
OF neither part, and no new >uit TO b. brought
FOR the same cause.
Redmsn for PHI pution for Def.
~ no ,n.i
!,
~. ,',..'1...,,.a-
" ','a''.' NY '''S ,'t;a. ,;na I'LL j..
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100 Ladies' Wanted.

And 100 men TO call on any druggist for a
free trial package OF Lanes Family Medicine
the great root and herb remedy. discovered by
Dir. Silas Lane while in the Rocky Mountains
For diseases of the blood liver and kidney, il
i a positive cure. For constipation and clear
ing up the complexion it does wonders. Chill
dren like It. Everyone PRAISES IT, Large-sizt
package, 30 cents. AT all druggists,
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, = n,
,t,,r',a,t " ,,,r.i 70 "a So
I,, II ~. h,,i,i;
u,rrick. smith & Co, store. Ralph smith
/, Mr.. badge. assistant.
nehrN sargent attehael thr ihauS
hral ct!tpFati"h AZ IS" ioFh' otih- one OF
IN" Maine ue!eSa'loh'
one Young laiy wa, baptized. Sunday
April 2l>t, thus becomln. member Of the
FIRST Baptist church.
The church at the last conference voted
To grant the pastor a vacation of three Sab
baths, Dcginnin. with the third Sabbath in
MAY. He expects To attend the Newton
Seminary commencement and the Baptist
'>a'''i'ai -'N''' q SAL ''' III nos''"'
Mr. LiScomb who has been our efficient
and vefv accommodating postmaster for
the past four years. expects to move to
Lowell, Mass Mr.. Li>comb has also kept
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
City and County.
COLLECTORS NOTICE !!

4 Ii persons who have moi paid their Tax
"A es for 1883 are hereby notified that they
can save costs BY raying The same before June
Is, 1850.
Ar. DENFRErN. Collector.
Ellsworth, MAJ 1T, l>sS- istl
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09

have seen Swifts Specific used. and know
OF many cases OF the worst fol m OF blood dis
eases which have been cured by it, | know
the proprietor> To be gentlemen OF the highest
type and utmost reliability. recommend it as
Il great blood remedy. unequalled BY ANYTHING
that ] know Of. NJ. b. WHARTON.
Pastor lst Baptist Church, Montgomery, Ala.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co, Drawer
3, Atlanta. Ga.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09

If YOU want custom suit made from thu
best OF material. trimmings and workman
ship in the highest style OF art. and TO fit like
the paper on the wall. leave Your measure nj
the Boston Clothing Store and YOU will get al
Of these. and more, at as low prices ~ can be
shown In the country. lott
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09

when R.by ~ sick, =. gave her astoria
When she WA Child she crled for astoria
When she became Miss, she chung to Ca.toriA,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09

A large assortment Of spring goods, ham
mocks, hammock stretchers, eroquet sets,
wheeIbarrows, carts, etc.. lust received at
Hollis variety store.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
LADIES WHO BIOAT.

What great number there are; how un-
comfortable it makes them; it is almost impos-
sible for those afflicted to enjoy life. In my
private practice have always found Sulphur
Btters to be the best remedy. All who are
thus troubled should use it,
MRS. DR.. CHILDs, Boston.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
aiihnn .

The Prize dance given by . G. Tibbetts
May l,t, was brilliant affair and every
one enjoyed it to hl~ hearts content.
There were many and valuable presents
gwen away with the dance tickets The
first prize for the best couple In Waiting
was awarded to Ilcrvy kingman and Alice
Moore Of this town; the second prize TO
Augustus Kincaid Of Ellsworth, and Mrs.
Belle Fox Ha>lam Of this town.
There will be a grand fair. dance and
hull corn >upper.at the Town Hall Waltz
am. May 18th, under the auspices of the
ladies of the Waltham Sewing Circle mus
ic by joys orchestra. A good time Is an
ticipitcd. All are cordially invited.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09

Capt. J. S. Powers new house is nearly
ready for occupancy.
Quite a number of our young men are at
work in the quarries at Somesville.
We have now three stores IN our midst
J. S. Powers Mrs. A. T. Norwood's and
Mr. J. Coughs. They all seem to be do
ing a good business. Capt. Powers has
lately been appointed postmaster and the
removal of the post-office to his store will
probably increase his already hourishing
trade. NEIL.
April 81.
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Died.

Obituary notices beyond the Date, Name and
Age mustbe paid for al the rate Of ten cents a line
Ellswor,h-Ac-.: 9. n.ca.,;. I Latin. aged
year and liuI.,iss.
West Surry-May 4. Mr.. Nicholas ODER
aged So years. months aud 10 days.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
TIIF
Y GU

can ~ cured OF the above symptoms by taking
NTI-tPoPLECTISE. We have the un~p-
N,itci testimonials 81 thousands who have been
cured - PARALYSIS, Heart Disease. Rheu-
mntism. Liver tomplnint "ut Long Standing.
idnry and BLADDER Trouble. Of Years pu-
ration. Dyspepsia. ~ciatics, and General
Debility, &c. Loss Of Appetite, Sour
stomach and Flatulence. three common dis
orders We guarantee e cure with one bottle Of
ANTI-APOPLECTINE sold by your drug
s.stS S1.00 bottle six bottles $500. Send
10 DR. F. ). HUTCHINSON & co, Enosburgh
Fails VI. for testimonials and circulars regarding
-
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
Domestic Ports.

Bath-sld May |. sch Glenullen, Bunker. New
York
Brunswick, Ga-Ar May /, sch Adlie Jordan
Hartman, New York
Boston-Ar May 5, schs Florence +. Tower
knowlton; Edward Rich. Thurston, and Fleet
wing. Scott Deer Isle; Emma Day, Grindle
PenCbsrot
Ar May ,, schs Omaha, Hagerthy, Orland
Bloomer, Brown, Portland
Mobile-Sld May 3, brig shannon, Cosgrove, fol
Boston,
Ipswich-Ar May 2, sch VIM II Card, Eliza
bethport
Daren. Ga-Ar May 4, sch Mary Lord, Smith
New York
New York-Sld May 5, sch Carrie Buchanan
Stubs, Antigua
Passed Hell Gateway 4, schs Ann Seavey
Weehawken for Sullivan; Robert Dority, Low
Port Liberty for st John, NIB
Fall River-Ar May /, sch John Douglass, Jor
dan, Fernandina
Vineyard Haven-Sld MAY 4, schs Gen Banks
Bickford, sullivan for Providence; j. 4 II Grow
ley, Lord, Calais for Block Island; Allston, Dyer
Franklin for New York
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
ELLSWORT TIL. NE.
ARE

You 30 sufferer fr,su that Tired feeling 81 common
at tEis season Z the year. When. after the tension
- a long inter- the whole 81 stem needs purifying
ana .uyisarat.ne7 tNTI-AP0PLECTI> is
the greatest Blood Purifier System lnvisurator
ami General Tonic known. Examine this List
u SYMPTOMS which indicate rs use Dizziness,
Pressure in Heal. Spots Before Eyes Pain Around
or Palpitatton u the Heart, Pain Around Heart
wiki FccnE II SgTpcation, Ringing sounds In
Ears Nurhness or Pricky Sensations OF l-ruiz.
Pa.a Be'w"en Shoulder, in Side 10 Small = HArk
and Hi. Hish Colored Urine with smArtlns sen
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09

Demerara-Ar Apr4, bark Gem, Lord. Balti-
more
Ar Apr s.sch Jennie Stubs. Stubs New York
Mantanzas-Ar Apr q, sch Helen Moseley
Holt, for north of Hatteras
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
Marine List.
Ell.w orth Port.


ARRIVED
Thursday, MAY ;
sch Allendalr. Potter Portland
Sch Express, Wakefield, Rockand
SAILED
Saturday, May
sch Nellie Grant, Dodge, Rondout
sch Adam Bowhv BoWdcn Roudout
Sch Abel Pray, Gor,ion, Bar Harbor
Sch lmogene, -. Deer Isle
sch Express. Wakefield Bar Harbor
sch WoodCock, Blundit. Bar Harbur
ARRIVED
sunday, May ;
sch Ncstal. Lampson, Camden
sch Grape, Harvey, Deer Isle
sch j Kennedy, " Woodward, Boston
sch Franconia. Young, Boston
Moniay, May )
sch Minneola, Ray, Boston
SAILED
Tues lay. May
sch Arboreer Clark, Boston
sch Emily, Davis, Boston
Sch Aandae, Potter Boston
SAILED
Wednesday, May
Sch Nestal, Lampson, Camden
sch Grape. Harvey, Rockiand
ARRIVED
Sch Adel Pray, Gordon. Bar Harbor
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09

Ifany dealer says ne has the W. l.. Douglas
Shoes without name and price STAN ped on
the bottom. put him down AS u fraud.
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Ellsworth Price Current.
MAY ., 1889.

CORRECTED WEEkLY
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

May l6,iSs1.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1889-05-09

Bucksport. A. r. Page was chosen superin-
tendent; b. ?. BIodseti, assistant superintend.
! ent; Mrs. George Blodgett. secretary; Miss
Sara S. Parker, treasurer; Mrs. A. F. Page,
musical director; Miss Alice P. Gardner. as
sisiant musical director; Miss Alice B. Gard
Der Miss Charlotte S. Barnard. Mrs. W. H..
Gardner, concert committee. The treasurer
reported. cash on hand for missionary fund,
| S530S; for Sunday school fund, S21.i1. NOt-
ed that the money collected in the envelopes
for the next three months be used for books
| in the Sunday school library.
The following are the parts chosen by the
Senior class Of the Castine Normal school, for
their graduation, together with the names Of
/ the scholars chosen to fill the same: Vale
dictorv, Mr.. F. l.. Blanchard: salutatory, Mr..
! f. r. Woodbury.; history, Miss Perdita l..
! Chapman; prophecies, Miss Kate Ross; essay,
| Miss Josie A. Mccarthy poem, Miss Margaret
! j. Cushman The graduating class is quite a
! large one. numbering 35, and we wish them all
/ success both before and after graduation.
AT the regular meeting of VIM. H. II. Rice
! Post, G. A. R.. last Monday evening the fol-
! lowing committees were appointed to make
preparations for Memorial Day:
! On wreaths and fowers-B. +. Gray, d. l..
/ Fields and E. ID. Gould.
| On music and sin.ing-Wm. Small. C. W.
| Beal and Edmund Bonsey.
| ON fiag-staff-John c. Reed, c. II. Grindal
and Maurice Downey.
| On teams A. r. Devereux, B. f. Gray and
J. W. Trip.
| twas voted to invite the W. R. C. and the
Sons Of Veterans to participate with the Post
/ in observances Of Memorial Day.
Arrangements have been made for Mrs.
L. NJ. n. Stevens, State President of the W. q.
T. o., to speak In this county as follows
BIuehiIl, Tuesday. May IA; Surry, Wednes-
day, the 18th: Sullivan, Thursday, the 18th
Franklin, Friday. the 18th. The invitation
from all these places has been very unanimous
" extended. Mrs. Stevens is fine speaker
and we hope she viii be greeted by large audi
ences.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

THE SENATE COMMITTEE on Rules will
take under consideration this week the
question Of permitting newspaper CORE
spondents as private secretaries to
Senators to have the run of the Senate
floor. The indications are that the
privilege will be restricted to purely
Senatorial business, and the Senate will
not be converted into news bureau in
the control of the few fortunate fellows
who happen to be Senatorial P. SIS. It's
quite right, too, for all of the "press
boys" can't be secretaries, and it Is
hardly the fair thing to open the door to
some and shut out the many when all
nre equally worthy, News is news, and
the hustler is the fellow who ought to
have il.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08
At the Late Election.
From Puck.


~ want to be registered as voter, please"
said o tall, slender woman, wearing corkscrew
curles and green spectacles, appearing at the
office of registration in Boston. ''I'm glad
the women OF the city have the right TO at
least vote on the school question, and think
1t the solemn and sacred duty Of every true
woman to overcome every weak scruple, and
go boldly to the poles and grandly and
nobly-n
"What is your name, pleaseY" asked the
registrar.
"Marie Antionette Higgins, and rejoice
that have the moral courage to do my duty,
and boldly, without any foolish feminine
weakness"
SHOW old are youP''
"Slr!'
''How old are you, pleasef"
"You don't mean TO tell me that have to
swear how old am before / can vote?'
"Certainly, madam.n
"Why--I-I-it's a shame A downright
insult sir! ITS a-a--you can just scratch my
name of the book, sir, aud the country can go
to grass for all l care; that's what it CAMP
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

Or ELEVEN EDITORS interviewed by
telegraph by the Post last night as to Mr..
Harrison's Cabinet. six responded with
their ideas of the proper gentlemen to
compose it. -Four of these six ask for
Blaine as Secretary Of State, and Mr..
Ha.stead of Cincinnati intimated Blaine.
Golf has four calls also for place; so
does Allison. Alger leads with five calls.
Quay only gets one, and without him
nobody would have had any, What's s
the matter with Quay2 Wanamaker,
Mckinley and Clarkson came In for a
call or two apiece Mr.. Harrison up to
date has not expressed an opinion. on the
subject, nor has Mr.. Quay.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

Our ESTEEMED morning contemporary
wonders gravely where Mr.. Blaine was
for twelve hours yesterday, as he could
not be found at his usual rendezvous.
We take pleasure in informing our e. C.
that Mr.. b. threw off the cares of State,
present and future, and went "into so,
ciety." He might have been seen during
the afternoon ipdulging in the giddy
whirl with the charming unsophistica-
tedness Of "bud" in her first bloom.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08
one Unpleasant Little Incident.

sF70W We CNlcu9Q ITIONe,
Bollingbsy has just come back from Heidel-
berg,
81 hope, my son. that you've improved
your opportunitiesl'
81 tried to, governor" was the sad reply
"but that beastly German cad who sliced me
in the last duel cut my nose off so clean that
those McKenzied surgeons were unable to
put 1t on without showing the scar"
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

TIE Sundry OWL bill proposes to
make tho Secretary of War the editor-in-
chief of the official war records, This Is
to prevent the insertion of editorial and
matter which will have tendency to
fire the Northern heart and disturb the
equanimity of Editor Halstead and Gov
ernor Eeraker.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

Mr.. EDMUNDs and the United States
Senate have issued orders to Europe and
to France to keep their picks aud shovels
out of the Panama Canal ditch, unless
they desire to dig their own graves,
With the Hayti incident still fresh our
foreign neighbors will probably clay
down the shovel and the hoe" and take
TO the tall timber,
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08
WASHINGTON, JANUARY 8, 1889,
Amusemcnts for To-day.

Amusements for To-day.
ALDAu0u's-rhe Lady or the Tiger 8 p m
HARRIs'-Herminie. sp. m.
NATiosAL-Dun Opera Company.
KERNkS's-Nelson's World Company.
PANoBAMA-Battle OF shiloh.
WmLARD's HALL-Carpenter's Hypnotism.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

We TENDER to General Felix Agnus
of the Baltimore American. our condo
lence in his recent afiliction, to wit: A ref,
erenee to him by the Boston Trapeler as
General Felix Agenus. Possibly the
Trareler intended to put an after the N
in the last name. but it did not
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08
SPECIAL NOTICES

y9.gs.Ts,MR FRANK N. CARVER, BUILDER
GAl1A
has removed his Office from 1481 L street
northwest to 1117 F street northwest, where
he will be glad to SEQ all OF his old friends and
acquaintances.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

CONGRESSMAN OATES of Alabama Is
loaded with aspeeoh in favor of Elliott
(white) in the contested case of Elliott
and Smalls (colored), Mr.. Oates may be
relied upon as saying something bisarre,
for he is the worst picturesque political
thinker in the House.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

IT NOW DEVELOPS that the "Mr, Murch-
ison" who slew Lord Sackville is Mr..
George Osgoodby of Pomona, CAL, aged
"a years, born in New York. his father
an Englishman. He did it probably to
revenge himself on his parentage.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

THE PROPOSED tariff of one cent
dozen on imported eggs is a step toward
opening the hatchways of the Ship of
State.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08
now Kansas CITY saw the show.
IRON NE Homer FIVss

Jano Hadiug says OF Kansas cityi "ze
people arc reeoh. Icy sell ground aud xii,
ze peogs." Right you are,Jane. II Is under
stood that pumbcr of Kancas City residen.s
sold corner lots and bought tickets TO the
Coquelu- Ilsdlng combination.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08
MEDICAL CERTIFICATES.

From the President of the Board of
Health for the State of Maryland.
TowsoN, May 26 1887.
o. p. MAcGILL ESQ Dedr Slr.-It gives me
great pleasure TO state that / was entirely re-
leved of Muscular rheumatism of sir months
standing by the free use of your Strontia Water
i suffered much pain and inability to use my
arms. l tried number of remedies without
effect Noticing the excellent results In DIR.
Chancellor's case and having always high
opinion of the water used 1t, with the above
result, and have had no return OF the Rheuma-
tism.. Sincerely yours.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

COLONEL SHEPARD of the Na1 and
Eapress is figuring on his inheritance as
son-in-law. Hear him: blessed arc
the meek, for they shall inherit the
earth" "
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

THE BosToN Post refers TO the Japanese
Minister as Mr.. Mentau. Boston needs a
little Japanning in her Intelligence
bureau,
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

vNr.z-sc -scoNTECTIoNERY.
Confectionery, Pure Candies, Cakes, Pies,
Nuts, Foreign and Domestic Fruits, at
GEORGE w. WEIDMAN'S,
.lO3 Pa. ave. q. @.
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

JANUARY s, 1889,
st. Jacksou's Dayl
And on this day
What hope have his
Disciples?
Not SMELL
To-day the flies are thick
On them who do him
Reverencel
And In the soup
Is Andy's ghostl
Alackl Adayl
Who did this cruel thing?
Or, II not who,
Then what?
'Iis done, and when
Twas done, twas done
So p. d. q.
That not mortal soul
Caught sight or sound or
Smell Of 1t or he
Or that or which or what
Did circumvont the ruin,
And in;that reguant
Rampant Ruin,
What spoils must come
TO that which broughti 1t
Forth
March Fourth!
Not less Saint is
jackson now,
But what devil OF q
Lot are those whose
Grip is gone!
Hung be the Heavens with black
And on this day
Let Jackson's ghost
Arise aud kick the
Stufling out Of
Reforml
Amen and amenl
The Washington critic., 1889-01-08

THE INTERIOR DEPARTMENT. rented
more room Yesterday. Why doesn't
Uncle Sam have his own ofiicesg Is he
too poor?