The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-07-20
Mrs. FLYNN and the Goat.


Mrs. Flynn relates with much pathos an Incl
dent in her life that graphically illustrates
woman's trusttulness and mans perfidy.
"Oi waz in the marKet won mornin' lookin'
fer some mate, an Dootch butcher axed me
how an Elegant bit av spring lamb wad SCOT
Oh sed it wad do at it waZ good. an he sailit
waz the best in the market or he wudn't be
otferin' it to lady loike meself. Dim fond av
spring lamb, an so Oh took a hunk av it home
an cooked it fer me ould mon an me elf
May the devil take me av it tasted roight
1t had sort av rank au' romantic flavor tibet
Oh niver KEN across afore, an heaven help me,
may Oh niver come across it again
"Oi kept me jaw to meSelf an said nothin'
After dinner the ould moa said the spring lamb
tasted ki7d ~ Quare an he wandered had Oh
cooked the basic enough. Oh said Oh mad cooked
as a,Ie JOOSt rOIg 4, an Oh saw nothin'
wron vii the taste av it.
"Whin the ould mon had gone out to wurrull
Oh tuck luck at the chunk av mate that was
lett al puaL do YOU tiAk Oh SAVE A hit az
the SKIN av the varmInt an it had hair on It in.
S cad av wool, begOrra. The thavin' Dootch.
| man hal sold me goat instead OF lamb! Bad
luck to him!
20, couldn't afford to lose the mate. dive
see, an 81 Oh kept me jaw to mpself an said
nothin' agin. OF stewed it up wild spices an
tings to diSguoise the taS e, an We had t aCin
fer supper. Oh told the ould mol Oi didn't care
fer enIy spring lamb fer supper but it wrz very
| beautiful cooked up wild spices. an he needed
plenty av mate now that he WIZ wurki1' wild
the park commissioners. He ate awhoile, an
llln ne SSu Ius sprung ldIllO JdSCNd KIND O.
quare, an he thought it wuz too high toned
fer us.
Nov, me darlipt,' OF sed, the spring lamb is
a little high toned, but it is none too good for
the loikes of us an We MOST ate hearty SO We
can do good wurruk for the park commits
sioners,'
HE said the park commissioners be blowed.
an ne Good do good enough wurru6 for them
on roast bafe, az wad Oh git roast bafe the mkt
tonne?
"Oi sed, MY darlint, av coorse orn git roast
bafe the mkt tonne, but we moost ate all the
spring lamb foorst.'
Well We see, 1t took me hoosband several
days to git away wild the spring lamb. but he
foinly got trough wild the job, an thin OF tuck
the bit of skin wild the hair on phat Oi had
saved as a guarantay av good fath. an Oh wint
down to the market. Oi hoonted up me beau.
tiful Dootchman, an SEE Oh:
" Have yeZ eny noice mate this mornin'
Dootchy?'
''ruat koind wad you loike this mornin'.
Mrs Flynn SEE he.
"'Oi ate nathin' but the best. seq Oh.
How wad a nice bit of spring lamb soot?'
" Tanks SEE OF. Spring lamb is a bit high.
toned Ter me. Oil take foine large steak, av
We plaze.'
"'About tin pounds seq OF, AN a foine iuicv
wan, av We Place
$50 OF tux the steak an takin' a good grin
ov it, Oh slammed it around his big Dootch ears
till be yelled bloody murther in toorteen differ
ent languages The next to, me We sell me goat
fer spring lamb, ye thavin' Dootchman'-an' on
kept bastin him around the ugly lugs-The mkt
time We sell me goat, Oi say, Oi'n make We ate
his washers"
good thing tn catch on 70 S,,rrr,,.,