The morning news., 1889-02-06


When we were seated on the opposite
sides Of two hot WHISKY punches, Jimmy
began bis moErnful tale.
"Y0u remember Wilson," be said, mon
KEY Wilson, at snub-nosed, freckled, bow
legged little chump that usei to sit in front
Of You in the old high school building
Well he has succeeded in life like all the rest
of tue blamed fools, while good, bright boys
Ike You aid me are walking on their up
pers He Is the proprietor of Il big furniture
store up or the Bowey, and is wort a
good deal Of money. When | struck this
town, broke, | went to see Wilson. He fell
90 my neck said he never was s. glad to
see anybody in his life, and that if I'd buy
a VIII Oh patent automatic folding bed he'd
knock off ten per cent. and throw in a
package Of carpet tacks. told MIN that l
migat buy one of the tacks, at cost, if he'd
throw in the bed, and room to put it in,
hut Id have to take it on the installmenJ
plaa because | was Hat bus Ell. de said he
was very sorry that was u max ng sue
cess, and then he backed off far euough to
get proper light on my coat, shook his
head slowly and remarked that be never
did thlnk amounted to anything. Wilson
is man Of good business Judgment. How
ever, ae said, that if wanted a job he'd
give me something to do even if every dol
lar he paid me was Just 50 much ou5 of his
pocket. He wouldn't see an old school
friend, etc. etc etc. Rats He added
that II I'd come around the next morning
he'd have vacancy for me. / ventured to
hlut that bad more vacancy in my own
stomach than | knew what to do with, 50 he
took my l. o. u. for 10 cents and steered
me onto free lunch counter.
VI filed up to the limit of the bouncer's
temper, and then returned to my apart
IN In f,N,- ,.-rht 4 ;
nve o'clock, NJ GiuniS of the Park police
raped on the soles of my feet. aud said if
wanted to enjoy the beauties Of an autumn
nal sunrise it was time to get up. / walked
up snd down In front of Turkish bath for
ealt an hour thinking about nice break
last that once had in California and thus
having complied with the dictates of clean
mess, and the demands of hunger, l was
really to call on Wilson"
We Just removed a man to make room
ior you" said he, with grin.
Is that so;" said ''poor fellow; I'm
soiry TO turn him out"
"Oh he won't suffer any,"he replied.
mere he is over in the corner"
-, glanced in that direction and perceived
lne wax dummy that had seen occupy ing
fore"
IA Nill be nice easy job for a lazy man
IKE you, said he, you won't have TO do
1uylhlng but lie there and look pleasant
SusV put on smile of heavenly raptu g, and
I .uoi gently--not too loud so that people will
IlS you're asleep Then they'll say: See
t1at Teller sleep with the bloomin sun right
ii.I,ey III nS eyes Those Wilson patent adiusta-
We 5Cding beds must be daisies That
80 es"I hslr OF yours will be striking feature
T., .ne window, especially as the head board
"pGlnted blue"
now much do you think ought to be
~o'tn per week, including my hair?n |
INJURED 70 inquire. 1T isn't often that o.
entire rainoow.n
,,"',uy, you see, can get plenty OF men
-, 10 IL Tor nOthing-glad OF a chance
seep' SAID he, but / shouldn't mi d
s05lg An old school friend S. a week. It's
sU-u hgure. You wont have to paw
Gbo,. J.u'ug Tor lodgings, and at night when
Latg Lg pu1 out the electric lights you eau
6Y a,oy your tlHe to yourself. You can have
IN 90 ueal of fun in New York on a So
ol', you'ye got an appetite for LIQUOR.
A'1 ,;y you ii sleep all the better next day'n
NJ, put see here, Wilson, said /, You may
in NJ VHuo% II but I've got aristocratic friends
A. c,i' ORR people met through being
,."sse, when WAS in clover. Suppose
Nv ~ tue them should come down here
- occldentf'
~ " .l'on jumped clean up into the air.
tb.v oJ l', the living jingo, said he, suppose
tsH mould! Wouidn't it be a hit I'll
Gvs you what 1t is, old man, III give you
vo'' ,o per cent. commission on the first bed
81 sell on Fifth avenue
psd. NS - pretty hard up and accepted the
tirt ,es llson took the dummy's night
d" u, oi{ aud gave 1t to me.
oJd.,,'H, d,s.t that dandyr he exclaimed, real
M, 1honed embroidery 1t was a Christ
busi,pnt ps'ent from my wife. but business is
with !, 0T1 I never let sentiment interfere
dow lhe things worth more to me
Nov N-n .Ils osre In the store than It is at home.
On ,or 'ae S lhto the counting room and put il
soan ~. the street will be so crowded pretty
beia, ,nae ,. you can't get into bsd without
uvas0l got TO undressgn
'WSr. roast II you DON'T said he.
S1o"ink half dozen diaerent kinds