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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30
Time Rolls Its Ceaseless Course.

Ato Oc0Sc1cSS OOuI8c.
,.n1;e.n has been succeeded by invention,
elc-- ~ NO benefit Of mankind; till the vsry
s ss.. have become sDb.erv;ent =, ~. lin
vines thu. winged liehtnine Trimmed to become
and trusty messenger, the placid water
INTO power the like of which sur
49, the understanding
.nning. craft and ingenuity Of man havo
eo wonders for his amelioration, comfort
ma REQUIREMENTS.
tnis connection it may not be out Of
' 20 note OF what eervice Dr.. Roadway has
seu 20 ms fellow men in discovering and COM
ps.nS. safe and reliable Medicines for the
m OF PAIN. and for the cure of disease.
- 1.oways Medicines 30 long and favorably
.no.a 70 the public. have never been moro pop
u.aI taan at the present time. Their excellence
, Al over the world They are alike vol
.omeo ny the rich as BY the poor. In all proper
stored homes Railways Ready Relief, Sarss-
pennian Resolvent or Railways Pills are sure to
~: iocnd. Dr. Railways Medicines can at all
function.
nsdways Ready Relief is q sure antidots for
p..n: Is quicker in its operation. and moro pow
e.iI. Inan any other preparation; while IL is en-
uieay Tree from the dangerous effects Of many
which numb the senses and clog the circulation.
nadways Ready Relief il safe. reliable and ef-
iectua because Of the stimulating action which
II exert over the nerves and vital powers Of the
BODY, adding tone to the one and melting to re-
newed and increased vigor the slumbering vital
ity OF the physical structure. and through this
healthf1l stimulation and increased action, the
cause of the Pain is driven away. and natural
condition restored. 1t is thus that the Ready
Relief is SO admirably adapted for the cure Of
pain and without the risk of injury which is sure
to result from the use of many Of the so-called
pain remedies of the day.
Radway's Sarsaparillian Resolvent is the great
Medical Discovery of the age for the cure Of
CHRONIC disease. such as Scrofula in all its FORMS
Syphilis with its tremendous train Of evils, and
C1taneous diseases of all kinds often so diff
cult to cure and yet SO formidable an antagonis-
tic to good health and to good looks.
Railways Pills the only reliable substitute for
Calomal or Mercury. are still the peoples favor
lite pursatives; and sure cure for costiveness,
indigestion palpitation and the kindred dis.
eases OF the bowels, liver and stomach that re-
suit from over eating or use of improper food or
improper use Of stimulants OF overflow Of bile
in the blood. and all cases where a purgative
cathartic. aperient or laxative Medicine is re-
quired.
Dr. Railways Medicines can be had of any
Druggist or at most of the country stores.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30
Had Been Worried Eighteen Years

1t should have read married. but the
proof-reader observed that it amounted to
about the same thing, and so did not draw
his blue pencil through the error. Upfortu-
nately there was considerable truth in his OBJ
servation. Thousands of husbands are con-
stantly worried almost to despair by the ILL
health that afflicts their wives, and often robs
life of comfort and happiness. There is but
one safe and sure way to change all this for
the better. The ladies should use Dr.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30
HOW 'TIPPECANOE~ HARRISON WAS
SAVED.

The battle of Tippecanoe was fought
November 9th, 1911, in Indiana, on the
banks Of Tppecanoe River, on the site
of the present village of Battle Ground,
between the Americans under General
Harrison, and the Indians under the
Prophet, Tecumseh's brother.
After the famous battle until the end
of his days General Harrison. grand
father of President Benjamin Harrison,
was known by the loving sobriquet OF
"Tippecanoe."
Following his brilliant achievements
in arms, now more than three-quarters
of century ago, General Harrison, to-
gether with many of his troops, was
stricken with disease contracted through
lack of proper food, and exposure to the
miasma of that section of Indiana, and
for time his life was despaired of. Sew
eral of his command lay for weeks, suf-
fering the horrors of disease upon the
banks of the Tippecanoe River, which
rises in lake of the same name in the
northern part of the state, flows south
west 200 miles and empties into the
Wabash nine miles above Lafayette.
General Harrisoh's troops were threat
ened with defamation, and the skill of
the army surgeons was employed in
vain to combat more terrible and dead
ly enemy than even the hostile aborig-
ines under Tecumseh's brother.
But relief came at last.
General Harrison very sensibly con-
cluded that residents of the neighbor-
hood-nay, the Indians Themselves
knew natures specific for the disease
which had FRUSTRATED him and many OF
his command, and instantly set on foot
enquiries with view to ascertaining
and applying the remedies. They were
speedily found and put to test, and
worked like charm. Under their use
the stricken soldiers were promptly re-
stored to their wonted good health and
vigor.
The medicines were preparations Of
simple roots and herbs, based upon
very old-fashioned but effective and
natural formula. Their intrinsic merits
have been known and utilized for gener-
ations among people living in remote
and malarial sections of the country.
Many of these invaluable formulas
have within the last two years come in
to possession of Hon. H. H. Warner,
president of the Rochester Chamber of
Commerce, owner of the largest propri-
etary medicine mandatory in the
world, and whose Safe Remedies have
conferred lasting boon upon mankind,
being recognized as standard medicines
throughout the civilized globe
In 1887, Mr.. Warner, after careful ex-
.perimenting and trial put upon the
market Warmers Log Cabin Remedies,
based upon the formula which has
cured thousands of debilitated sufferers,
not only on the banks of the ''Tippeca-
noe," as above related, but everywhere
where introduced.
These Log Cabin preparations are de
signed for an entirely different order of
diseases to which the Safe Remedies are
applied, among them are Warmers Log
Cabin Sarsaparilla, Warmers Log Cabin
Cough and Consumption Remedy, and
Warmers Log Cabin Hops and Buchu
Remedy. Suffering fees before them as
a pestilence fees before the purifying
breath of heaven, and they are sold ev-
erywhere.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

Tenderfoot Tin new Kansas town.
''Where is the post-office?'
Resident-"Over there
''Where?"
'D'ye see that man saving wood? He's
the postmaster"
Eyes, but don't see the postoffice.'
''Of course you don't. It's in his hat"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30
Consumption Surely Cured.

To The Editor: Please inform your read
Frs that I have positive remedy for Con-
sumption. By its timely use thousands of
hopeless cases have been permanently cured.
[ shall be glad to send two bottles of my
remedy FREE to any of your readers who
have consumption if they will send me their
Express and p. o. address. Respectfully,
I. A. SLOCUM, NJ. c., 181, Pearl ST., n. Y.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

Oklahoma real estate will not have the
edge on Valley Falls camel coal. The
vein was struck at the depth of $40 feet.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

Examine into your own shortcomings
rather than those of others. From modern
advice"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

what is love?" It's feeling that you
don't want any other fellow going around
with her.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

Coughs Hoarseness, Sore Threats, ETC.,
quickly relieved by BRowN's BRONCHIAL.
TRoCHEs. 4 simple and effectual remedy.
superior to all other articles for the same
purpose. SOLD ONLY IN BOXES.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

A deferred question: Stranger Tin the
courtroom )-"What time have you got,
please?" Prisoner (at counse's table,
II can tell you better after the trial"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

When Baby was sick, We gave her Cassoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to CastoTie,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

TSTE7. A member of the Pioneer
Press staff, troubled for eleven years with
obstinate letter on his hands, has complete
ly cured it in less than a month, by the use of
Coles Carbolisalve. PIONEER PRESS, st.
Paul.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

Badeau is constantly claiming that some
body owes him something, thus rendering
himself odious,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

Obituary notes in a Louisville (Ky.) pa
per: ''Thus doth old time still swing his
lusty scythe, and thus shall it ever be till
time is no mower"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30
FOB CHICKEN CHOLERA,

A peacock soon has his tail pulled out.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-03-30

uOW ocSSIdu SOOu eOWuS dIo WlIulu ucI
borders and the agricultural portion of
the county will compare with any coun-
try in the world. Cheyenne county will
make greater strides toward agricultu-
raj supremacy than any counties in the
eastern portion of the state for then
BLEEDING Kansas" as it was called, was
not an established success as farming
state, as it has since proven itself to be.
Valley Falls New Era: There was
great excitement in the city when the
drill men in the prospect hole drew up
their diamond and discovered that they
had passed through three foot vein Of
something that looked very much like
an excellent quality of camel coal. Lit
tie pieces of the core were carefully ex-
amined on all the corners by anxious
people and differences of opinion existed
as to what the substance was; some who
had had lots of experience with camel
coal positively asserting that it is good
quality and others just as positively de-
nying it is anything but valueless ig-
mite. Township Clerk Tut has sent
a piece of the mineral to Prof. Hays,
government geologist for examination.
The prospectors are still drilling and
we will see what we will see. In our
imagination now we can see in the near
future for Valley Falls 10000 inhabit-
ants, factories, foundries and machine
shops, a busy, rafting city. So mote
it be. But seriously If it turns out
that our find is what many anticipate,
We have the best thing in the state.
Hutchinson salt, Newton sugar, nor
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02

OCTOBER is with Us, and it is time to
open up our political campaign. Seed
time an harvest are past and gone the
garners Of the farmers are heavily laden;
prosperity sits in their households, con-
tent smiles from their faces, and with
them all is well. They can now afford
20 take the time, and it is their DUTY to
devote attention to affairs Of state. Pro-
lection Of home industries brings mar
ket TO their doors for all their surplus
products, and to the Republican party
nlone can they look for continuance Of
this boom. True ii is, that in an election
for State and local officers, the question
of protection does not directly enter, bat
its continuance and its stability depends
at all times upon the success of the Re-
publican party. This is an "of year"
politically speaking, but next year is one
of portentious importance, when Gov
ernor, Congress, Legislature and State
officials are TO be selected. and the result
Of this years election viii have an exhil-
arating or depressing effect upon that Vi
tai campaign. We have but a single
State official 10 elect next month, but his
success. by large or small majority, will
count much in the campaign Of next
gear, and moreover it is due 10 the can
dida;e himself, that he be elected by the
usual full Republican majority. For
Boyer is clear, able man, without spot
or blemish on his personal or political
life. His name as Speaker Of the House
will bear the most seaching light that
can be turned upon it. He was nomina-
fed unanimously, without a struggle
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02

on ais part or that Of his frisnax and
stands before thu r.eorIe unassailed by
even his political foes. and that he will
he our next State Treasurer, is absolutely
conceded by intelligent and weii-inform-
ed men Of all parties
But 50 admirable candidate as Mr..
BOYER is entitled to every Republican
vote. and we urge upon our party friends
20 see to It that he receives them. Let
not his undouhted success and our well
known party supremacy in the county
create lnkewarIaness or over confidence
de should have every vote there can be
brought out and poIled for him, and
every true Republican owes it as a duty
to the party to make il point to see
that there are no laggards in our FRANKS
Moreover, principles not men, are at
stake. This election may, and viii have q
Car reaching influence upon that of next
year when there will be a tremendous
struggle. and we therefore urge upon
our friends to be active, vigilant and I'M
remitting in their efforts to secure full
vote at the coming election.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02

The two cases against Josiah Zerfoss, DAN
iel Darr. George Bittner, and Adam Stump
slime, Supervisors of Somerset Township,
indicted for neglecting to keep certain town
ship roads in repair, and open a certain
highway, on information of David casebeer,
were then taken up. Verdict. guilty in the
one case and not guilty in the other. Mo
ton for new tFal filed.
Com. VS.. Charles Spangler. Statutory bur
glary, on information of Josiah Specht.
Verdict, guilty of larceny.
Same VS.. Simon Snyder malicious mis-
chief, on information of Joseph King Grand
Jury return true bill, and case continued.
Same VS. Anna saylor and George w. Say
lor A. & B, and surety, on information of
Eliza Saylor. Grand Jury return not a true
bill, and county TO pay costs.
Same vs., Perry Critchfeld; surety, on in
formation of J, II. Miller. Reeognizance of
the defendant forfeited, aud process award
ed Defendant arrested and incarceraied.
Same VS.. Levi Deal A. & B., on informa-
ton OF John T. Ravenscraft. Grand Jury
return not true bill. and the prosecutor to
pay the costs.
Same VS.. Dora Kreger; adultery, on infor-
nation ofHenry c. Kreger. Grand Jurysre-
turn not true bill, and county to pay costs.
Same VS.. Josiah Specht. selling liquor
without license. Grand Jury return Dot
true bill. and the county to pay costs.
Same VS.. Harrison Oldham A. & b.. on
information of John Custer. Grand Jury
return a true bill, and case continued.
The remainder of the cases on the Grim
inal list were continued.
ROAD AND BRIDGE VIEWS.
Petition ior viewers to view the super
structure of bridge over Gladdens Run in
Southampton township. Samuel Poorbaugh
Surveyor; Herman Martz, Solomon Emer-
ick Viewers.
Petition of citizens of Summit township,
for bridge over Casselman river at the ford
between George Werner's and S. p. Meyers,
II. D. AItfather, Surveyor: Peter Snyder,
A. J, sterner. Viewers. n
Petition OF citizens of Summit township,
for viewers TO view the bridge over Flangh-
erty, at or near Adam Covers. VIM. Biker,
Surveyor: George F. Kimmel, Josiah W.
Pile, Viewers.
Petition of citizens of Greenyille township,
for re- view of road from point on publiL
road, near Lowry's sawmill, to public road
at Maryland line NJ d. Miller. Surveyor
Jacob NJ. Lichty, John J. Lentz, Viewers.
J.y. Keim was substituted on former
appointment vice Ovid Iichty.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02

ONE Of the questions the next Congress
will have to struggle with, win be the re-
spportionment of the country into Con-
gressional districts. II is estimated that
the new census viii show the population
of the United States to be 65,000.000a
There are now S25 Representatives in
Congress and the members elected from
the new States on yesterday will raise
the number TO $50. The present appor-
tionment gives one member to every
$4,000 Of population, and if this ratio be
retained the number Of Representatives
in the first Congress held after the CEN
sus is taken will probably be 43o. II,
however, the membership be confined
TO the present number lsay 500 it viii
require an apportionment Of one MEM
ber to every $4,000 of population. opin-
ion appears to be divided on the subject.
and as, If the ratio be increased, the old
er States will lose in Representatives,
there will likely be a struggle between
them, and the new and f1stly increasing
Western States At all events the con-
trolling power Numerically in Congress
is likely to be shifted 10 the West and
South.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02
Laughed himself to Death.

CHICAGO, September 29-Colonel Wiley
S. Scribner, Recorder Of Cook county, aiocal
POLITICIAN of note, laughed himself to death
this morning. He was telling a visitor about
a reference to Congressman Mason he had
just been reading in the papers. That's
just like Billy, he said, and commenced
laughing at the joke.
The excriion ruptured an artery Of the
heart, which had been diseased for the past
few year,. aud in five minutes Colonel Scrib-
ner was dead.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02
Captured and Made to Marry Girl
Whether or No.


New Yorx, September "a strange sto-
N was told at Police Headquarters tonight
by two men about young man. a friend o..
theirs. named David Kirchnerof, being
forced into a marriage against bis will
While the two men were looking for redress
at headquarters the marriage ceremony was
being performed in the Golden Star Hall, 81
Hester street. The father Of the newly-made
wife is a cioak-Inaker, and his name is
Aarynson. Thinking some time ago that
his daughter Rose should get marrid he paid
500 to a .Chadchin' to get her husband
The 'Chadcbinn got young Kirchneroh 70
MI the bill, and, it is said gave him half OF
the money. The couple were made acquaint-
ed. but soon the bridegroom that was to be
manifested a GOODNESS toward his fiancee
He made up his mind to leave the city, and
tried to carry out the design on Saturday
last. He went down Grand street toward
the ferry, but was followed by Aaronson
and the "Chadchin," who captured him on
a Williamsburg ferry boat and brought him
back. He was taken to house in Christie
street. and kept there till this afternoon
under q guard OF six men. Tonight be was
compelled 10 walk to the Golden Star Hall
don suit of wedding clothes and 60 through
his part of the ceremony. Rabbi David Falk,
of No. 05 Canal street, oficiated. II is not
yet known what step will be taken IN the
matter
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02

THE canvass in Ohio is growing warm
and is being pushed energetically by the
Republicans. With Free Trade plat
form, and quasi protectionist as their
candidate for Governor. the Democrats
are having an unhappy time Of it. Ma
jor Mckinley and other well-known ad-
vocates of Protection are on the stump
and they are making the fur fly Gov
ernor Foraker's reelection is almost an
assured fact, and the canvass apparently
has one objective point left, which is the
control of the Legislature, that will elect
a successor TO Coal Oil Payne. We have
no doubt of Republican victory in Ohio.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02

TIE Governor of Missouri has given
formal and official permission to wom-
an 10 wear a mans dress in all towns
having 10000 or less inhabitants. That
shows the difference in localities. Down
this way lots of women wear the trous-
ers without regard TO either the Cover
nor or the size of the town-and their
families would go to the bow-wows i
they didn't.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02

Brrrr CRY, Mosr., September %. Fire
this afternoon destroyed an entire block in
the business part Of the city. Astrong wind
prevailed during the Ere. and for time il
was feared disasfrons confiagration could
not be prevented II was brought under
control with loss Of about 81 10000 The
fire started at noon, and violent wind
famed the flames into fury, while an insult
ficient supply ofvater prevented effective
fighting against the flames.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02
rhe lIorrors ofLook.Jaw.

wAsHISGroN, c. H., Ohio. September %.
Isaac Larimer, aged 40 years, we'll
known farmer several miles north of this
city, died terrible death from lock jaw last
night. On Friday last he was narrowing a
field when the harrow struck stump and
threw the rear part Of the harrow into the
air. whenit descended one ofthe sharp
teeth penetrated Mr.. Larimer's foot The
tooth was extracted and the injured man re-
moved to his home. In short time lock-
jaw set in. Last evening his jaws became
free again. but he was taken with spasms
and died as stated above while writhing in
preat agony.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02
A Pauper's Great Fortune.

SnAMoKIN, September 20.-John Brenan,
Of this place, has fallen heir to 100000,
left him by his sister, Mrs. John Carson,
who died in California few weeks ago.
Brennan occasionally worked at the mines
and spent all his earnings in rum. He was
frequently in the almshouse, and it was
:here he was found yesterday bv the lawyer
who bore TO him the news Of his great luck.
Brennan was brought 10 a BARRIERS shop
and subsequently to clothier's, and, hav-
ing somewhat improved his personal appear
ance. be started for Californis to claim his
enormous legacy.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02
Killed by a Boy.

CHARLESTON, w. Va, September 5S.-A
boy named Egan shot and instantly killed a
colored man named Joseph Rose at Green
hrier White sulphur Springs Friday night
Rose was intoxicated, and, catching boy
named Ashley, he held his head back against
a hot stove. Egan tried to release Ashley,
but failing, ran out Of the depot, produced a
rsyolyer and shot Rose through the breast.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02

WE have a first class State and County
ticket requiring no apologies or explana-
tons and it should not only be elected,
as it will be, but it should have rousing
majority, as it will have, if Republicans
will only take of their coats and 90 to
work. Pitch in boys for the honor Of
old Somerset and of the Grant old
nartvn
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1889-10-02
whewl The world do move.

THERE is a lively fight looming up be-
tween the friends Of ex-United States
Senator William A. Wallace and ex-
Lieutenant Governor Chauncey +. Black
for the empty honor Of being the Demo-
cratic candidate for Governor next year.
The wrangle is little premature. But
90 it woman go it bear we don't give
darn which whips.