Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-02-15
WORLD OF MERR1MEn

"WHATEVER IS IS rlgnt. This Cam,
be said of the left hand.-Boston r.
Ter.
THE silence that speaks-The n.
versation between two deaf-muts.
Boston Courier.
III shines unseen-The old blacka;
onal under your winter overcoa,
Christmas P1tck.
THERE is nothing crooked" all,
skating. It is all done on the surfac.
Yoakers Statesman.
ONE great trouble with those who
to the bad is that they do not think
provide themselves with return ticE,
Hampers Bazar.
AN American may suffer from h
of dollars, but no Calcutta man 9,
went to the poor-house because of
of rupees.-Ne,o York Sat1e.
A CLERGYMAN who married a con,
of deaf-mutes in Brooklyn the othe,d
made bad break when he wished ths
"unspeakable bliss. "-Cartoon.
IT was woman who saw the s,
snake. Since then, however, the OIL
sex has acquired practical monopd
of this experience.-B,1rli'agton n
Press.
AUNT OLGA-This bread is veryhe,,
Minnie. Young Housekeeper (proud
Yes, auntie, I couldn't affsrd
allow the baker to give me ID
! weight.-Time.
GERMAN STUDENT looking throus
window at the rain)-In this bes
weather man can't employ hins
nationally! 1 suppose L shall have
study !-Flegende Blatter.
UNwELcoME Su1ToR-That's a lovg
song! It always carries me away. S
If I had known how much pleasure
could give us both should have SUI
it earlier in the evening.-LiJe.
BROWN thinks his wife the mostingsl
Gus wonan in the world. He has bs
married ten years, and she has succeed
in putting his cuff bottoms in new pla
every morning during that time +
Je,Ueleys' Weekly
LEADER of the Boggsville male qu
tette to the editor of the Boggsn
Herold-What can we do to interest
public in our organization? Edil
without looking up)-Disband.-Bl
i,agt tom Free Press.
"Now LET'S take look at the SAINT
ium," said tall Philadelphia who1
showing off the Quaker City to Chica
visitor. Il don't care if I do" was
reply; "I'm just about as thirsty a
usually get."-Puck.
Mrs. ScRoGGs-Isn't this strange
noted physician says he never yet saw
dying man who showed the least fea| (
death. Mr.. Scroggs-Um-does he
whether they are married or single
Philadelphia Record.
"Now, children" said the visit
creasing his face into the Sundays
smile, sun-baked and kiln-dried, "
do you think I am a Christian?" You
Needless Gin back seat)-Cause wedl
know you!-B1trdette.
"PEopLE We Meet" is the title d
recently published book. We b
looked through it for the name Of
man who borrowed S. from lis
winter, but it does not appear to
there. Yonkers Statesman.
FASHIONABLE DAUGHTER-M Mamma
you really think it is wrong for me
tiirt in a mild sort of way? FASH
able mother (terriied)-Clara,
surprised at you. The idea of an
married person flirting !-Philadelp
Call.
FIRST Coal Magnate-Say, l say
man in very moderate circumstan
walk into coal office to-day, order
tons and plank down the cash. Sec1
Coal Magnate-My gracious! Wen
raise the price at nce.-PhiEadel
Record.
IT is said that ga Dakota girl
twenty ears of green corn for sup
and then went to party and danced
night" We should think she wo1
Eight ears Of corn are enough to m
some people dance all night-and h'
too.-NoyTisto1C71 Herald.
DELIGHTED MoTHER--Bess is
heart Talk some more 90 little TOD
wootsie. Bright baby-Woo boo
oo1ful CHINA googo. Delighted mot
10, you darling! GOO don't boz
about dictionary words, does 90,
Ooo'll be great novelist some d.
Philadelphia Record.
Col. PLUNGER Cpatronizingly)-
Miss Grace, you handle the rOI
wonderfully. Quite a woman after
own heart, I inherit love Of no
flesh, you know. My father, the
eral, was superb tandem driver III