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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03

Mayor Cregier, Of Chicago, Is reminded by The
Chicago News that the way 10 close saloons on
Sunday is 10 close them. 1t is TO be hoped that
in case the Mayor says ditto 10 - The News he
will be unconscious OF mental reservation not
unconnected with an unlocked side-door.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03
lmusemeurs.

ROADWAY THEATRE-2a and she oelAA
rAsIYo-2snd ssiS-The BrigaDfa
EDEN MUsZE-wsx Tsoiesux
NADrsoS soUAKE THEATRE and s-so-Iss Burglar
MANHATTAN BEACH-S-'' Last Days 81 rezgeA"
SEv POLO GRoUNDs-3 .lS-Baseosl
YAINER.s THKATRE-2 and s-c1over.
ErRRACE GARDEN-S-1ssle-one-
SrH.AyE AND 1gzHST--GetsYsburg
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03

The many and marked evidences Of Interest
In the Worlds Fair project assumed crafty
ing practical form yesterday, when ex-Park
Commissioner Crimmns called at the Mayors
Office and announced that with the exercise Of
very small amount Of energy he had succeeded
in securing subscriptions amounting to $3.50
900 for the preliminary expenses. This Is only
beginning but it is really good one consider
ing that il is official and voluntary. Per
hsps several others Of our enterprising citizens
are engaged in the same patriotic task as Mr..
Crimmins II not, We can al least hope that
they are casting over the matter in their minds
and preparing to put their names down for good
round sums.
The dam at Feltville. n. j., which threatened
20 give way and cause much damage, has at Iast
been relieved Of the pressure 10 which 1t was
subjected. by the opening Of the gates designed
for use in such an emergency. The gates were
not moved without great difficulty, and it is said
they had not been touched in many years. The
lesson taughe - this occurrence is similar 10
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03
NOT PROHIBITION. YOU KNOW But REsTRIC

From The New Haven Palladium.
let Us hope that August will turn over a new leaf
and swear of from so much cold water
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03
Nsw21ork Dailp G,ibnirs
FOUNDED BY HORACE eREEL EH

SATURDAY, AUGUST 3. 1889.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03

TRIBUNE TERMS TO xAIL sUBScRIBEAs;
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03

To Scientific Student: You inquire how many
hundred thousand volts Of the electric current it
would probably take 10 loosen the grip OF the rum
power upon David B. Hill. It is difficult TO say.
Our own impression is that the volts. after doing
their best. would be compelled to throw up the
sponge, as it were and confess that they had been
cruelty overtaXed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03

1.-The Voice states that the Prohibition Amend.
uent resolution + submitted prematurely, II VIII
shovr is loyalty TO Prohibition By rs works 'PTe-
mafurely7 Is good, coming from journal which roundy
abused the Le.sla.ure VI 1855 Tor not passing the
resolution The Tribune.
PrematuIey1 IN politics has not reference TO fhe
calendar, but TO the state Of public senument-tIne
Voice.
SO. then, you admit that Notwithstanding your
own and your psrtys unfagging exertions for the
cause. prohibition is more premature now than 1t
was in 1856. Well, it may be so, it may be so.
But Il il is So il is mighty rough upon all Of you,
isn't il? Your influence, on your own statement,
tends 10 make the end at which you aim more
premature the longer it is exerted.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03

William B. Clark. NJ. D.. writes 70 The In
dianapolis Enquirer that the Oldest man in the
world is now residing at Monterey, Cal His
name is Gabriel, and. according TO the Doctor, he
< nearing his l50th year. II it occurs 10 Gabriel
that he would ike 10 be boy again, ne would do
well 10 communicate with Brown-Sequard, inclos-
ing several stamps.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03

The tale Of the sea-serpent has been heard once
more, but there is no tangible evidence brought
forward TO support the narrative. small frag-
ment Of the creatures anatomy would nave SUI
feed 10 confirm the account given BY the captain
Of the bark Nautilus. This account Is clrcum-
stantial enough, but we really should like 10 see
the captain croSs-examined. One curious thing
about his story is that after the serpent had been
ridded with shot he ran out his head, whisked
around and sank dead When whale gives
I'D the ghost be comes 70 the surface If not al
ready there and such. we believe, is the habit
Of fishes; but il is different 1t seems, with the
sea-serpent. He sinks when dead or dying. Why ,
The more we hear about this mysterious being, the
more confusing and contradictory are the ac-
counts.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-03
1r6ex 10 ADVERTISEMENTS.
Bxsiness Nsnrrs.

OYFICg FURNITURE
In SRA, Variety. nkosfiesared ~
]. O. SEL-gw.
III FultSn-sG Nev-Ierk
DeskA Lsbrary TseeA As.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06
THE LiMEklLN CLUB.
It's Members Conclude That 1t Does Not
Pay to be strictly Honest.

It's Members Conclude That 1t Does Not
Pay to BE Strictly Honest.
''Doorin' de past fortnight" said
Brother Gardner, as the meeting
opened, 81 hev received scores of letters
expressin' heartfelt sympathy wild my
misfortunes an breathin' good wishes
fur de fucher of dis club. | wish to
return my thanks to all SIGH, an to
add dat l am eanamoas' us good as new
agin.n
After the reading of the minutes of
the last meeting and other routine
business Brother Gardner stated that
he had been asked to secure an express
sion of opinion on the question: docs
1t Pay to be Strictly Honest" He
would call upon Sir Isaac Walpole, as
the oldest member, first.
81 war in hopes dat queshun would
nebber cum up in this club" said the
old veteran, in reply. 1T ar queshun
which has caused me many sleepless
nights, an which ! hev nebber bin able
to settle to my own satisfakshun. On one
occashun found awallet in de road. 1t
contained $50. an when l restored il
to de owner he handed me all de money
an thanked me besides. On several
other occashuns l hev found wallets
and spent ~ worth of time huntn' up
de owner an bin rewarded wild ten
cents. A grocer once gin me $40 bill
fur 81. ! handed it back an he Civ
me half a pound of tea. Do very next
week Civ him a S. bill fur 81, an
he kept it an swore dat l was liar.
'lf l buy meat the butcher works
mo- or less bone in on me-" continued
the old man. III buy wood or coal it
ar allus leetle short. l expect de
dry-goods man to cheat more or less,
an de halter an shoemaker doan' allus
stick to Jacks. If war; strictly hon.
est | reckon | should land in de poo
house in about a year. l doan' advise
any one to be dishonest, but it ar my
opinyun dat if you find pug-dog run
ming around de streets he should be
taken home and tied up to de d-post
until some one advertises liberal re-
ward an no queshuns axed."
Waydown Bebee then spoke as fol-
lows:
Oar was time when l was so
strictly honest dat ODER fifty of the
nayburs' chickens used to roost in my
back yard o. nights. At de same time
dem nayburs borrowed money OF me
an dun forgot to pay it back, an if l
left spade out doahe ober night it
was gone in de mawnin' II | owed a
debt | ached to go an wake de man up
vt midnight an pay him. Ii found
half a dozen lead nickels In my change.
/ melted EN- up for bullets to shoot
cats If l diskivered ten cents on de
floah in de post-office | handed it to de
postmaster. Ipracticed dis course fur
over five long years, an doorin' dat
time not only run behind $1,000. but
l heard myself spoken of on all sides
as greenhorn, pancake an an idiot.
/ finally decided to change. In five
years | has picked up ober 1900, am
out of debt an grocers and butchers
send to my house an solicit my trade
When you AK me if it pays to be strict
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06
SAD SITUATIONS.


The Last Lessons of u Loving Mothers
Iife-.freparing for Insanity.
! remember being takon by my
mother when | was "a child to SEQ
p DOR woman who was dying OF II cancer
The disease was eating its way to IA
vital part and her doctor had given
her month as her utmost limit OF
life. She was preparing for her end
in IA way that seemed practical and
prosaic enough, but that struck me rs
pathetic in its self-forgetfulness. She
was sitting up in bed, with Il basket
beside her, finishing up the family
mending. showing her eldest daughter
ON whose thirtecn-year-old shoulders
the burden of household care was
soon to fall-how to fell down seams
in the little brothers knee patches
and how to darn the heel of fathers
sock, so that he would never feel the
difference. She had impressed upon
the girl how TO make her fathers
favorite potato pone, how to manage
her young sister when she got into the
sulks, what to do for her father when
he had his periodical fit Of cramps
and every thing else she could think
Of that would insure comfort in the
humble home she was leaving. She
had all the work planned which she
would do during the short span of life
that was given to her. Her burial
clothes were folded away in a drawer
with sweet basil leaves among them.
l was reminded of the incident by
reading in paper recently of IA man
in Milwaukee who is preparing for
something that is even more terrible
than death--insanity. He will be vio-
lently insane in a few weeks, and he
knows it. Some time ago his skull
was fractured; gristle is fast forming
about the cracked edges. which viii
surely press upon the brain and make
him maniac. He talks calmly and
nationally of his approaching fate, and
spends every moment of his brief term
of sanity in making provision for his
family when he shall no longer be
able to care for them. 1t is situation
worthy the pen of novelist like
Daudet. Y. Fashion Bazaar.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06

What spectacle is more disgusting than
that Of man or woman with skin dis
ease which shows itself in pimpies or
blotches on hands, arms, face and necka
1t is simply impure blood. Sc what
BRANDRErH's PILLS did for chronic
case :
George Chapman, Pincening, Mich,
says:
" For four years was in the Mounted
Infantry in the U. s. Army, residing dur
ing that time prin ipally in Texas. AL
most all of thai time had q chronic skin
disease, characterized by an eruption over
the entire surface Of my legs and thighs,
arms and chest. The doctor termed 1t &C.
zema. had given up all hopes Of ever
being cured, whom RRANDRETH's PILLS
were recommended to me. concluded
to try them, and did 30, and have
thanked God daily since then that did
so. ! think l us d them alto. ether foi
about three mouths, and. by that time
was completed cured and have never had
any trouble since. Ny skin is ~ clear .
any ones"
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06
BEFORE AND AFTER.
A Fit Of Experience which Most MART,
Folks Have Had.

FOLKS nave uad.
George, dear" she said, night or
two before the wedding. do you think
it possible that our love and our mar
ried life can become the common
place, coldly practical love and life OF
the married people we see around us?
.. George. my heart would break If |
thought So"
''But it will not be So" said George,
passionately. I'VE love each other too
tenderly, too fondly for that Our love
is not of the ordinary kind, my darling,
and our lives will not be So All, no,
no, my angel; that can never be-"
And the other day she said:
Say, George, how would you like
baked beans for dinner, with pumpkin
pie DESSERT You would? All right,
then, baked beans goes. And don't
you forget that bottle Of food for the
baby, or I'll send you back after it, and
mind that you don't keep dinner wait
ing"
And he, with falling off of the pas
sion of ten years ago, says:
"All right Lou; and | wish you'd
sew button on the back part OF those
stripped trousers OF mine; you'll find
them hanging over 3, chair in our
room. Don't have the beans AS dry as
the last were, and you watch the baby's
cold. That watering of the eyes looks
like measles to me. There's my car.
Good bye!'-Detroit Free Press.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06
A Fine Moral Distinction.

James," said the grocer. as he
looked up from the morning paper.
''thcy have begun to make maple
sugar in Vermont already"
YES. sir, ~ said the clerk, with ready
comprehension. "Those maple sugar
bricks left over from last year are
down cellar. I'll have them sand
papered and put in the front window
to morrow morning"
"Have you the same sign you had
last year to stick up in the box?'
YES 1t reads Fresh from Ver-
mont. Strictly pure
"You may use that sign again.
James. don't think 1t would be exact
ly right to paint a new one with that
inscription. Chicago Tribune.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06
A Terr,ble M,,eersuwe,

II is a calamity of the direst kind to feel that
ones physical energies are failing in the prime
of life--to feel more nerveless. more dispiritcd
weaker every day. Yet this is tho unhappy LOT
of hundreds who surround us. 4 source of re-
newed strength which science approves, In be-
half of which multitudes of the debilitated
have and are every day testifying, and which,
tions sapped by weakness and infrmity and
long unbenefitted by other means, surely com
mcnds itself W all who need tonic. Hostel
ters Stomach Bitters is such medicine-pure
botanic, soothing TO the nerves, pr~motive oil
digestion and fertilizer of the blood. Dys
pepsia and neryousness-the first q cause, the
second a consequence of lack of stamina-de
part when course of the bitters is tried. All
forms Of malarial disease, rheumatism, kidney
and bladder trouble, constipation and bilious
medicine.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06
At THE BOx.OFFiCE.
Duplicates on Exhibition In Every City o
Matinee AfternOons.

Duplicates on Exhibition In Every City on
Matinee Afternoons.
There were three Of them, and each
wore tailor-made suit and half
.masticated caramel. They came hur-
rying and skurrying up to the ticket
sellers window, and he shut his teeth
firmly together and braced himself
against pillar for what he knew was
coming.
"Are there any good seats left for
the matineeP" asked one of them.
"Yes'm. Here are three"
"Oh, mercy! We don't want to sit
there-do we. girls?"
"Oh, nor
''Of course not. Here: We want to
sit about here"
"Those seats are all sold"
ooh, that's too bad!'
"Isnt it, thought"
''How'd you like front balcony
seat, Katie?'
"Oh, I'd rather be down stairs"
1--WE could see everybody come in
from the balcony"
That's SO; but then-there! Are
those three seats sold?"
"Yes'm.''
"Oh, that's too bad!"
''Isn't it, thought"
IL just think it's mean"
II can give you those three seats,
miss"
"Oh, they're too near the stage.
Aren't they, girlsP"
Eyes. indeed. I'd rather be too far
back than too near"
| wish we could have q box"
"Wish we could"
"Here's three seats, miss"
"Oh, don't believe we could hall
see from there"
"Well, we must have seats where
we can see, for the dresses are lovely
they say"
II know. Maude Billings and hac
those seats last Saturday afternoon
They're lovely seats"
II like to sit about ten rows back
"Do youP l like to be a little nearer
than that"
''Oh, don't mind being a row OF
two nearer. either; but If one gets too
near-There's three lovely seats al
by themselves. Are they takenp"
"Yes'm."
"Oh, that's too badr'
''Isn't il. thought"
"Supposing we do try the balconyp'
swell, l don't care"
"You willing, MaudP"
"Oh, don't care"
"All right; give us three good front
row balcony seats"
''Be sure and give us good ones"
"Yes; right in the center Of"
1.-The first and second rows in tn,
balcony are all sold, miss"
"Oh, that's too bad!"
"Isn't it, thought"
"It's so provoking"
"Well, what are the next very beS
seats you have?"
'Ihese three right"
ooh. those are hOrrid"
III don't want to sit there"
"Supposing we go around and Sc
the Queens Mate"
"All right; supposing we do"
And away they go, to the combined
delight and disgust of the waiting
crowd behind them. Time.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06

A Misunderstanding - Bobby
(proud of his progress in Latin)--
Pop, what's the Latin for people?n
Father-'I don't know" Bobby
Qoudly) -"Populi. Father (fercely)-
'.What do you mean, you young scamp?
Lie. do l? BY the piper, lad. I've half
notion to basic you. "-Binghamton
Republican.
--"He was valuable dog" observed
the lawyer in his "reminiscences, land
his owner sued for five hundred dollars,
but never got it. One link in the tes-
tinony as to who killed the animal was
missing And was 1t never foundpn
asked the listener. Eyes, it was
found" replied the barrister, without
one sign of feeling, lit was found
long afterward-in Q butchsr-shon."
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06
CONSUMPTION CURED.

Al old physician, retired from practice, hav-
ing had placed in his hands by All East India
missionary the formula Of a simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy aud permanent cure Of
Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma,
and all Throat and Lung Affections. also a posi-.
tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility aud
all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its
wonderful curative powers In thousands OF
eases, has felt it his duty to make It known to
his suffering fellows. Actuatcd by this motive
and desire TO relieve human suffering. I will
send free Of charge, to all who desire H. this re-
cipc, In German, French or English with full
directions for preparing and using. Sent by
mail by addressing with stamp, naming this
paper, ". A. MOVES, ILS Powers Block, Roches
ter, N r.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06
TWO DOZEN RULES.

what to DO When Your First Baby Gets
Its First Tooth.
l. Telegraph at once to his GRANDPA
Their and maternal aunts.
2. Ask the baby il he really has 1t,
taking care not to address him In En-
glish undetiled.
8. Send word to the Office that you
will not be down to-day.
4. Avoid any jest which requires you
to say that baby Is now old enough to
chews for himself.
5. Make an entry in your diary to
the effect that tooth is born unto you.
6. DO not temper your Joy with such
pessimistic thoughts as dentists bills
inspire.
Z. Swear Off letting the little one
chew your watch unless you like your
hunting case to have dents in it.
& Do not ask the child's mother if
she doesn't think it strange that the
other teeth don't appear.
9. If you are poor man don't buy
the youngster silver backed tooth.
brush on the strength Of the first molar
10. Do not tell an experienced father
that you think it is wisdom tooth.
He will know better, and will prob
ably go home and tell his wife what an
unsophisticated COW you are.
IL. Do not insist upon feeding the
boy on beefsteak right away.
IL. Do not imagine that that is the
only tooth in the world, and eschew
undue personal vanity because of the
new conner. You didn't grow the
tooth. Leave conceit to the baby.
-. Remember that there are more
teeth to come, and do not lavish toe
much enthusiasm on the first.
IA. Make the youngster stop biting
the piano legs and newspapers.
10. Never give theater parties in
honor Of Il first tooth.
16. Get the baby toy to mark the
occasion, If you like, but do not move
into more commodious house be
cause of it.
IL. Do not waste your money or
newspapers to see what they have tt
say about the new arrival.
1S Do not tell your friends about i
more than eight times day.
IS. DO not charge admission to la
dies who want to see it, or over-ssti
mate its drawing attractions by taking
1t on starring tour through the sub
urbs. There are some things that sub
urban residents won't pay to sec, ant
one Of them is the first tooth of an
other mans baby.
20. If you deposit 800 in the banl
In the child's name. as a reward for hi
under six months If you want TO ge
interest on it.
q. DO not ask your wife to let yo,
take tho tooth down to the club will
you to show to the boys. You'll hav,
to take the baby with you If you do
and if there is one thing that is NOR
out Of place than another in club
is IA one-toothed baby.
p. Do not overtax the tooth, and SCI
that baby does not bite off more thai
he can chew.
%. II the tooth is loose don't pull
out and have it set in a ring, nor mus
you fasten it in more firmly with stra
tina Let nature take its course.
"a. Do not be disappointed if tn
first tooth comes without gold film,
in it.
BY a judicious observance of thes
two dozen vital regulations your bah
may have tooth without subjectin
the world to any undue excitement an
without disturbance to the stock man
kai N " Eranipr Naps
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06

White Elephant Of Siam, Lion of Eng.
land, Dragon of China, Crsss Of Switzer,
land. Banner Of Persia, Crescent Of Egypt
Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chill, The
Circle of Japan, Harp Of Erin.
To get these buy box of the genuine
DR.. G. MoIANE's CELEBRATED LIVER
PILLS, price % cents, and mail US the out
side wrapper with your address, plainly
written. and cents in stamps. We will
then mail you the above list with an ele-
CANT package Of Geographic and chro
matte cards.
FLEMING Bros, PIrTsBURG, PA.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06

About two years ago our daughter had con
gestion Of the kidneys, which developed into
Brights Dise.se. Her body was swollen to an
enormous sze-measuring A. inches around
the waist, aud Is inches below the knee. After
to have her try DR.. Kennedy's "FAyogITE REM.
EDY," of Rondout, N. Y. Gradually the swell
ing was reduced from As to 30 inches. She be-
gan to gain strength, and was able to walk
without fatigue. We do not know how to ex-
press our gratitude for what II has done for our
Child. We are confident the Favorte Remedy
has blessed 1t in this case, and we earnestly
recommend 1t to all suffering from kidney dis
orders-S. ID. Van Buskirk, Demarest, N. Y.
DIR. KENNEDY's FAvoRITE REMEDY, made at
Rondout, n. Y. 81; 6 for S..
Send for book, how to cure Kidney, Liver and
Blood disorders.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06

-Wife-"This light Is very poor.
The gas seems to be lower with every
week." Hnsband-"So it does; but
the bill is az right 1t gets higher
every tire. "--,4nzker.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-06

To THE EDIToR:-Please inform your readers
that | have n positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY its timely use thousands
of hopeless eases have been permanently cured.
shall be glad to send two bottles Of my rene
dy FREE to any of your readers who have con-
sumption IL they will send me their express
TIA. SLOCUM, NJ. c., 1sfPearl ST., New York