Evening journal., 1889-07-25
ITEMS OF INTEREST

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How do the "Blaine Irishmen" relish
the spectacle of Russell Harrison dining
with Queen Victoria, hobnobbing with
the Prince of Wales, and ''toadying to
royalty" in general2 The spirited for
eign policy" for which they voted con
sists in large part in twisting the
British lion s tail What do they think
of Prince Russell" as a tail-twister. -
N. Y. World.l
THE confidence of people who have tried
Hoods Sarsaparilla, in this preparation,
is remarkable II has cured many who
have failed to derive any good whatever
from other articles. For diseases caused
by impure blood or low state of the sys-
tenn 1t is unsurpassed
IRATE HusBAND-'F For heavens sake,
can't you talk about something besides
dressesf" Wife-"Certainly, my dear.
You ought to see the bonnets they are
making nowadays at Smiths. stepped
in TO day and saw beautiful thing in
pink for only $37, and others were, of
course good deal more expensive. A
$50 gem just took my eye, but thought
! wouldn't get one that cost as much as
that before ] saw you. OF course, ]
can talk about something besides dresses,
you dear old hubby. Time.
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JoHN DIeos (to classmate)-"well.
Jack, college days are over; what are you
going to do for liying9' Jack Fastsett
''Bsen engaged by Rich & Co. "What
forY' "Son inlaw Life.
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FEHREHBAoH's and Stoeckle's Beers
Foord Bottling Co.
THE Binghampton Republican says the
administration is still in it's swaddling
| cloth. Probably the Republican regards
Baby Mckee as the administration. New
York Herald.
JoNEs-'I should think that flies would
annoy you. Don't they bite your bald
head2"
smith-"But suppose had hair Do
you catch onY'
JOnes-"No.'
Smith-"of course You don't, but my
wife would. '-Arcola Record
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RoBT, Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling 90.
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PETER-You children turn mn vour
noses at everything on the table When
was a boy was glad to get enough dry
bread to eat. Tommy-Say, pa, you're
having much better time OF it now
you're living with us, amt you2-Tor-
onto Grip.
PEOPLES Cafe, Bird & Market. Bareford.
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YES" said the literary man. with a
sigh: style is fine thing for writer 10
have, but when his wifes got it, too. il
takes all the profit away. Boston Post.
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WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard F
Davis, No. East Second street
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The San Francisco Examiner tells OF
an economical man who said to lady
No, don't wish you to take my arm
II does you no good and wears out my
coat sleeve"
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TEAcHER-"Adams, do you know who
made that noiseY
Adams twho is the guilty one)-"l
know, but do not like to tell.
Teacher-"You are gentleman, sir. 7
Catholic Mirror
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BEReNER & Engel '0Tannhaeuser" Beer.
/ Foord Bottling Go.
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JINKs-Bakers are lazy men.
Binks-Why2
Jinks-They are always loafng. Law
renee American.
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MAPS, prices, terms and all informa-
tion about "Creston" lots can be obtained
at No. 7l2 Market st. Office open every
day and Tuesday evening until o'clock,
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IRATE Employer-"You come at
last. III have to discharge you, | guess.
You asked for forty eight hours leave
Of absence, and then STAYED away a
week. Employe-"You' made a mis-.
take in your figures I'm due here only
eight hours day, and forty eight hours
is equal to week. Omaha World
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DIR. DEHARnr's pennyroyal pills al.
Sold by druggists also by mail. 203 N.
Ninth street, Philadelphia. Ladies be
ware of limitations