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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-09-19

Economy and strength are peculiar 10
Hoods Sarsaparilla, the only medicine
OF which 400 Doses One Dollar" is:true.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-09-19

DO ron fear coming want and extreme
povertys II you are servant Of the Most
High you should remember that "godliness
has promise Of the life which now Is" as
well as that to coma While you have no
promise that you shall become rich or great,
made the care of Divine Providence, and,
consequently, your abread and water''
shall be true. Some blessings you may
never receive for the want Of more faith
and praying, but the ''bread and butter'
question 10 settled and secured to tho weak
est saint on earth.-Boston Journal.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-09-19

Walking advertisements for DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy are the thousands it
has cured.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-09-19

" God gives us ability according to our
work we should give Him work according
70 our ability.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-09-19
The only non.alcoholic Vegetable med
icine put up IN liquid form ever

It Ia not vile fancy drink made OF rum.
poor whiskey, or refuse liquors, spiced and
sweetened TO please the taste, but . purely
Vegetable preparation, made from native CAL
ifornia herbs.
Twenty-Five years' use have demonstrated TO
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world, that Of all the medicines ever discover
cd Vinegar Bitters only possesses perfect and
with the following diseases, viz:
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Jdundice, Go,st, Piles, Biloussces, and oil
other diseases arising from Hood impurities,
and as q oera,ifuge II is the best In the world,
being death to all worms that infest tho human
system.
any condition Of the system for old or young
or for either sex 1t IL put up In two styles.
The old is slightly bitter. and 10 stronger in
cathsrtic effect. The new style Is very pleas
ant TO the taste and perfect medicine for
delicate women or children. Each kind il dis.
tinctly marked on top of cartoon.
Many families keep both kinds on hand, as
they form complete medicine chest.
children and men Of sedentary habits, the New
Style Videgar Bitters has no eqnal In the world
It is invaluable for curing: the ills that beset
childhood, and gently regulates the diseases
TO which women at every period OF life are
subject.
try 1t. II your druggist has not the New
Style Vinegar Bitters, ask him to send for it.
II you once try 1t You will never be without
this priceless remedy ip the house.
VINEGAR BITTERS.
The only Temperance Bitters known.
II stimulates the Brain and quiets the
Nerves, regulates the Bowels and rem.
ders perfect bleOd circulation through
the human veins, which is sure to re.
stere perfect'health.
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Orleans, La writes under date May 26, 1883,
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humOr in my blood. have just used three
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more GOOD than the springs. 1t 10 the best
JOSEPH ]. ECAN, Of No. 81 West st.. New
York, says: "Have not been without Vinegar
Bitters for the psst twelve years, and consider
Il whole medicine chest in our family"
MRS. MATTE FURGUSON, Of Dryden, N.
Y, says: "vinegar Bitters is the best medi
,cino ever tried it saved my ife."
r. I. BAILEY, OF Humboldt, Iowa, says
"'vinegar Bitters cured me Of paralysis ten
years ago, and recently 1t cured me Of rheuma
tism."
VINEGAR BITTERS.
The Great Blood Purifier and Health
RestOrer. Cures all kinds of Headache
also Indigestion and Dyspepsia.
Send for beautiful book, free.
r. II. MCDONALD DRUG CO.
Cor. Washington & Charlton Streets,
~ mr.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28

tion of money which shall be expended
royalty by the person who successfully
wOos his widow The average man Is
more solicitous that his grave shall be
kept green than that the present object
of his affections and the future object
Of her affections shall have a good
time while the worms are busy with
him. Mr. Whittmeyer rises above such
selfish instincts. He provides for the
natural inclinations Of the living, while,
ut the same time, he knocks on the
head, as il deserves, one sentimental
theory, in concluding his will with the
comment that lit costs more to keep
two than one.
Apropos of deep love and second mar
riages comes an idea; II is the nat
urally afreotionate who seek consola.
ton, when loved one is lost, In the re.
Election that there will be reunion in
another world. II is the naturally af
fectionate, also, who marry again. Cir
cumstances would seem TO indicate tina,
1t is the naturally aflectionate who Over
Yonder will recall occasionally to mind
the earthly allusion to monkey and
parrOt time
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
WITH MASKS AND GLOVES.
Girls Make Themselves Look Hideou
That They May Look Lovely.

amy hthl hVoh sfpNttJs
The sweet summer girl is now gravely
considering how she may escape from tan
and freckles, and at the same time 20
riding, boating and tennis playing In the
new-style hat which is certain TO let the
suns rays In from every quarter.
The clever skin specialists say they have
solved the problem with their new COM
plexlon masks, which are nothing but the
stin false faces with which we are all
familiar, minus the paint, and lined with
white canton flannel; they come In different
sizee, so that every kind OF face can be
stted.
Upon retiring, the would-be beauty care
fully covers her face with cream that is
prepared for bleaching and softoning the
skin, adjusts the ribons that condne the
mask and "leayes nature to do the rest.n
The heat produced by the unaccustomed
covering opens the pores OF the skin, which
readily absorbs the cream, and, by the next
morning, the results begin to be apparent
The mask need not be worn every night
twice week Is considered sufficient to
keep the face IN perfect order-unless there
is unusual exposure.
The hands have also been looked after,
and, when the saleswoman has fitted your
mask, she will bring out another daintly-
tinted box containing cream for the hands,
differing from the face cream In that II is
stronger, and a pair OF medicated undressed
kid gloves, unusually heavy aud with extra
wide fingers, so that the circulation will not
be impeded; the gloves must be worn every
night, In order to obtain satisfactory
results.
Good-by TO the old mismatched gloves
with the fingers carefully cut off that have
heretofore whitened the plump little hands
Of the summer belle, for she will never
dream OF using them again after seeing and
feeling these soft white beribboned gloves
More than the usual number of ghost re-
ports may be looked for this summer until
the maids grow accustomed to the ghastly
outlines OF the complexion masks and
gloves.-[N. Y. Press.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
She Eats Dirt and Likes 1t.

In the deep cut on the Southwestern
Railroad, where it runs through Dud-
ley's field near Ame-.cus, is a large
quantity of yaYJ chalky-looking clay,
.ona-r.;, Is :.p on the railroad near the
water works, on Lee street, is strong,
healthy-looking negro woman. Every
day for the last seven or eight years
this woman has gone into the cut,
scooped out shoe box tull Of this
chalky clay, taken II back to her house
and eaten It. She takes this in prefer.
ence to meat, and it generally takes five
or six pounds of the clay for day s
ration. She will scoop out the clear,
white sand from the creek, put il in an
oven and dry 1t and lap 1t up as q child
eats sugar, by the handful, and yet she
has not the bloated appearance that dirt
caters wear. The colored people near
her house will point her out to any one
who wants to see a strong, fat. greasy
dirt-eater, who seems to Keep off hard
times and defy hunger by eating clay
and dirt under her feet. Atlanta Con.
stitution.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
BROADER VIEWS OBTAINING.

Even in a Presbyterian Assembly
and Presby terians have strict views
appears evidence that broader and more
practical ideas on the temperance ques-
ton are obtaining, and that, with
sensible people working together, the
evils of intoxicants may yet be abated.
A resolution of the extreme sort In favor
of the enforcement of absolute prohibit
ton was tabled, and Rev. Dr. Crosby of
New York had the courage and good
sense to assert openly that prohibition
was the worst enemy of true temperance,
and that while II might do in rural dis
tricts, IL would be ruinous to introduce
II in large cities At one time such an
assertion as this in q Presbyterian As
sembly would have produced shock.
There is more temperance in such AS
semblies than there was ten years ago.
Experience has had its effect in opening
the eyes of some reformers as to means
and ends.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
MIR. oLEvELANp,s SPEECH

That was not bad address made by
ex-President Cleveland before the
Young Mems Democratic Club of New
York last night. The principles enun-
ciaied were sound and were well ex-
pressed. There was about the speech
something of reminder of what Mr..
Cleveland, during the first part of his
administration, was thought to be. even
by many Republicans-an earnest, hon.
est statesman of the second rank. Only
once last night did he depart from n
dignitied and proper plane and Law him.
self open to criticism. He said:
Though heresy may sometimes have crept
INTO It's organization, and though party con.
the sbiftiness which ia tee Deeh Seh,tma Dy
its opponents, there has always remained.
deeply imbedded in its nature and character,
that spirit of true Americanism and that love
strnct,bls in asastnr and ", dafaat na ~ 'nue h.
constituted it boon to the country in its
time of triumph and supremacy.
When Mr.. Cleveland sneered at the
Republicans and spoke of "shiftiness"
he did a very foolish thing He not
only made false statement but he sug-
gested The story OF the last year of hi
administration He insulted majority
OF the people OF a majority of the
States when he said one form of dis
honesty was their "habitual Device"
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
WASHINGTON, MAY 2s, 1889.
PRESIDENTIAL RECEPTIONS.

The Cabinet meets on Tuesdays and Fri
days at 1890 p, m.
Senators and Representatives in Congress
will be received by the President every day,
except Mondays, from II until 12.
Persons not members of Congress having
business with the President will be received
from l2 to 1890 on Wednesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays
Those who have no business, hut call
merely to pay their respects, will be re-
ceived by the President in the East Room
at p. IN. on Mondays, Wednesdays and
saturdays.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
VISITORS TO THE DEPARTMENTS.

Secretaries Blaine, Proctor and Tracy
have issued the following order for the
reception Of visitors:
Reception of Senators and Representa-
tives in Congress, from 10 to IL o'clock.
Reception of all persons not connected
with the Departments, at IL o'clock, except
Tuesdays and Fridays, which are Cabinet
days; and Thursdays in the Department OF
State, when the members of the Diplomatic
Corps are exclusively received.
Persons will not be admitted to the build
ing after 2 O'Clock each day, unless by card,
which will be sent by the captain OF the
watch to the chief clerk or to the head of
the bureau for which the visit is intended.
This rule will not apply to Senators, Rep
sentatives or heads of Executive Depart
ments.
The Secretary of the Treasury receives
Senators and Representatives from 10 to
1l;30 a. m. and other persons from 1880
until p. m, except Tuesdays and Fridays,
Cabinet days.
The Postmaster-General receives persons
having business with him from 10 a. m.
until ] p. M, except on Tuesdays and
Fridays, Cabinet days.
The Secretary of the Interior receives
Senators, Members Of the House of Repre-
sentatiyes and officers of the Executive De-
partments from 10 until 9, except Tuesdays
and Fridays Cabinet days). The general
public is received from 12 until 9, except
Tuesdays, Fridays and Mondays, which is
Interior Department day at the White
House.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
MEMORIAL DAY.
Programme OF Arrangements Com
pieted For Thurstiay.


pieted For Thursday.
Arrangements have been completed
for the observance Of Memorial Day In
this city. The National Guard of the
District and the G. A. II. posts will
parade and the usual exercises will be
held at Arlington. the Soldiers Home
and the Congressional cemeteries. The
procession will move from Fourteenth
street and the Avenue at 10 o'clock and
proceed by the way of the Avenue to
the Free Bridge. AT Arlington ma.
tional salute will be fired ut noon. At
ter the decoration of the graves the me.
mortal exercises will be held in the
ampbitheatre. Bishop Hurst will de-
liver q prayer; Hon. Eugene f. Ware
of Kansas, will read an original poem;
Hon. ID. s. Alexander will deliver an
oration; the Mozart Club will sing. the
Marine Band play, and Chaplain
Kramer pronounce the bencdiction.
At the Soldiers Home the services
will begin at 10 o'clock, The Third
Artillery band will furnish the instru-
mental music. The Harmony Choral
Association will sing. Rev. George
Elliott will deliver the invocation.
Comrade Dewitt Spraguc will read an
original poem; Major s. s. lockwood
will be the orator and after the exercises
the graves will be decorated.
At the Congressional Cemetery the
exercises will begin at 9.30 a. m.
Weber's band will be present Rev. J..
ID. Wilson will open the exercises with
prayer. Comrade George b. Fleming
will read an original poem. Hon. w.
w. Curry of Indiana will deliver the
Oration.
Comradc d. W. Houghton of Post z
will have charge of decorating the
graves in Oak Hill Cemetery.
Comrade G. G, Bollinger Post No. l.,
will have charge of the ceremonies ut
Battle Ground Cemetery, Rock Creek
Cemetery and the isolated graves In the
suburbs of the city.
General ID. II. Hastings. adiutant.
general of the State of Pennsylvania,
who was to have been one of the ora
tors at Arlington, Va, on Memorial
Day, has telegraphcd here that he will
not be able to come, owing to the death
Of very near friend.
Hon. s. s. Alexander will be here on
Thursday morning.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
The Chorai sooietY neaoIt,

Instead OF paying the festival of the
Choral Society resulted in deficit of
1880. Twelve thousand dollars was
subscribed to aguarantee fund by some
public spirited citizens and subscrip-
tion Is being taken up to meet the bal
ance of the deficit. 1t is now doubtful
If the Society will appear in public next
season. The Lincoln Hall Association
has received an offer from theatrical
manager for the place when it is built,
and contemplate closing with him If
they can come TO terms Then there
will be no place at all for concerts.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28

CABINET HARMONY.
Teacher Harrison; The class In Cabinet
Harmony will please stand up. Jimmie, do
you love your teacherY
Blaine; Yes, sir, do.
Teacher; Willie, do you love your
teacherY
Window; Yes, sir, do
Teacher; Bennie, do you love your
teacher?
Tracy; Yes, sir, do.
Teacher; keddy, do you love your
teacher?
Proctor; Yes, sir, do.
Teacher; Johnnie, do you love your
teacherY
Noble: Yes, sir do.
Teacher; Billy, do you love your teacher
Miller; Yes, sir, do.
Teacher; Jack, do You love your teacherY
Wanamaker; Yes, sir, do.
Teacher; Jerry, do you love your teacherP
Ruski Yes, sir, do
Teacher; Do you all love your teacher
All: Yes, sir, we all do love our teacher,
Teacher; Thank you, little boys. Now
you may run out and play.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28

Through the courtesy OF John H. Magru-
der, 14l7 New York avenue, agent for the
District, six cases OF California wine, OF the
Inglenook Vineyard, Napa County, were
urday, and 1t was thoroughly enjoyed by
the good Judges who sampled IT, The In-
glenook product is most delightful wine,
and II is making reputation for California
wherever II is used. AS In the earlier times
California gold gave the State name first
in the world of metal, so in this late time
will her wine give to her name as did the
Falernian give name to Italy. California
wines will one day have fame second to
none, and first among them will be the In-
glenook
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
ONE BROAD-MINDED MAN.

Mr. Charles Whittmeyer Of Mount
Holly, N. j., is counted an eccentric
man but he has very broad views and
is sensible. He created a sensation re-
Gently by announcing that he had Of
fered his will for probate in order to
have his estate settled during his life
time. A clause In the will provides
that one-half Of his estate shall go TO
his wife Betsy so long as she remains
his widow, and when she marries again
the other half shall be paid to her, "as
II costs more to keep two than one"
Here Is man who not only puts no
obstacle in the way of his wife's second
marriage, but offers premium on that
exploit. The average man, narrow and
unchristianlike OF view. does not like
tho idea Of laboring over the acquisi-
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
To Control Fiouring Intorests.

A special from Minneapolis to the
New York Tribune says; 1T is current
talk here that there is q movement on
foot among English capitalists to secure
control OF some of the largest Touring
interests in America, among them being
the Pillsbury property in Minneapolis.
Negotiations have been under way for
some time, but as yet no conclusions
have been reached. The leading millers
here admit having been approached by
representatives of the English syndicate,
but deny that there is any probability Of
q sale.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
They Didn't Like DOG.

j. Trumbell Marshall, employed In
Edison's factory at Harrison, N. j.,
took some meat to the factory on Satui.
day and gave it to the employees, male
and female, All pronounced 1t fine,
but when told 1t was the flesh of a New.
toundland pup many were taken sick.
Great indignation was expressed, which
increased when Marshall announced
that he was fattening cat to be served
up the same as the dog. Marshall gave
as his reason for serving up the dog
that he thought the dislike of Ameri-
cans against certain animal meat was
all due to prejudice.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
THE NEW DICTIONARY.

Physical courage--A trait appertaining
to the non-imaginatiye.
Moral courage-A trait appertaining to
the imaginative,
Maternal love--A quality strongest
probably in the wildcat.
Honor--An instinct of the better class Of
males.
Dignity-The bearing of the slow wise.
Talent-The gift of adaptation.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28

Undoubtedly the largest bass ever
caught in the Hudson River was taken
near Peekskill on Monday last. 1t
weighed seventy pounds. New York
market men heard Of the big catch and
telegraphed to get II, but the fisherman
wouldn't send 1t to New York to be ex,
hibited on fish stand More money
was obtained for II by cutting the bass
into steaks and selling 1t in PcelSskill.
II was over five feet long.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28

The Connecticut Senate Yesterday, by
a vote of 10 to ., passed the Secret Bal
lot bill which the House had previously
passed, The amendments made in the
House were accepted, and all that now
stands between Connecticut and Sc.
cret ballot law is Governor Bullley's sig
nature, which IL Is not thought will be
withheld. The vote in the Senate over
the Secret Ballot bill was practically a
party vote. the Republicans voting yes
and the Democrats no.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
Assaulted His wife's Mother.

''He has killed his mother-in-law,"
was the cry which led the officers to ar.
rest James j. Kenneally, as he rushed
from 4O6 Sixth street and started down
ID street. He was evidently under the
influence of liquor and 1t was found that
he had assaulted Mrs. Mary Burroughs
in a most brutal manner. He had first
struck her son and then threw at her a
vase which he seized from the mantel.
niece.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
ANTHRoPoiDAL AMERICANS.
Discovery of Skeletons That Antedat
Any Known Human Remains,

Discovery of Skeletons That Antedats
Any Known Human Remains.
A Buffalo special to the New York
Herald says: ''On White Island, q suburb
OF Tonawanda, men engaged In excavating
cellar yesterday dug up eleven very pc
culiar skeletons. The spot was originally
the site OF an ancient Indian mound which
was robbed Of its remains by scientists over
forty years ago, and 1t was not supposed
that II contained other bones. The skele-
tons found were lying In case Of cobble
stones in which the bodies had originally
been buried. They were evidently OF much
greater antiquity than the mound above,
for comparison of one of the skulls with a
cast of the famous Neanderthal skulls
shows them to be of an even lower order Of
intellect. The arch Of the eyes is on level
with the top OF the head, and there is ne
forehead whatever.
"Mr. Duschak Of the Buffalo Academy
OF Natural Sciences, to which the remains
have been presented, says that IL is the
most peculiar skull ever found, and will
completely upset the established scientific
theories In regard to the intelligence Of the
pdmeval American.
"The being to whom the skull belonged
could not have differed greatly from an ape
either In appearance or Intellect. The ac-
companying thigh bones were abnormally
long and very slender, and there are thir-
teen ribs on side. The shoulder-blade CO
are entirely lacking Many Of the society
think that the long-expectod missing link
has at last been found. The society will
send a committee to the spot to-day to
search for other remains.
"Only one implement was found. It was
Of stone, six inches In length, two and q
half In width, and about one-quarter of an
inch in thickness. Through the centre
were two small holes It was worn smooth
by use, and, 1T is thought, was used for
skinning animals"
DECORATION DAY at Marshall Hall. See
CnrnAraI N nNnllraifata
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
A Scientific BombshelI.

A bOmbshell has been thrown into
the scientific world through the dis
covery of Brereton Baker of Dulwich
College about oxygen. Thatgas, which
Is known as the great agent of combus.
tion, loses its character when dried. 1t
becomes inert Even charcoal will not
burn in 1t when heated to redness, nor
PHOSPHORUS become luminous, As yet
there is no explanation.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
A Famous Barber.

One of the most famous BARRIERS ol
Europe. Leon Dumont, who used to cut
and trim Napoleon Ill, described as a
teller of tales, connoisseur of pic
tures and the best of gossips," has es
tablished himself in London. lie was
one Of the first persons called in by
Boulanger after the latters arrival.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
PSYCHIC Strikes a sympathe tic Chord.
ATLANTA constitution)

Nf0IWHNH NVH7IIIUFIVHlT
George Francis Train says there is going
TO be big war shortly, and he advises peo-
pie not to pay their debts, but to get every
thing they can and hold on to 1t. In our
opinion, George Francis Train is q states
man in disguise.
The Washington critic., 1889-05-28
Reduced Rates TO Fredericksburg on
Decoration Day via Pennsylvania
Railroad.

Railroad.
The Grand Army of the Republic will
Fredericksburg, with appropriate ceremo-
nies. For the benefit Of those who de-
sire to attend, the Pennsylvania Rail
road Company will sell excursion tickets
from Washington TO Fredericksburg at
~ 20 for the round trip. The tickets viii be
valid for return trip until aud including
June |. The train will leave Baltimore
and Potomac Station, Sixth and b streets,
7:45 a. M, and arrive at Fredericksburg
about 10 o'clock. Returning, special will
leave Fredericksburg, May 80, at 900 D.
M, and arrive Washington 9:20p. IN.