The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-12-07
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II you're Observing youll allow "
fhRk-pAflhOx or not
II nnly needs An 10y bow
TO make you boiling hot ,,....l,,.
-LiMnteoTI hagGt''ls' Il
There's a pltl Outlu Ann Arh9r, Men, N
10 meet whom never would Wien
She'd eat Of leo cream Il
Till with the co y she sGrehll, Al
Aud ye1oFdeF another ols N.Y. S.SnY Ork Sun. !.
There are $4,000 workingmen and
4. coo workingwomen in Berlin.
A Springfield 70 J man requires N9, y I
hoe for his right foot and a No. U loFp's 6
eft,
qaAlercy, Willie, how did yoq get So
liTtyPp "Went in swimmin'F-Aet
York Sun,
wTbe woman Of society who talks at
YOU but for the bystaldeIs, Is iatigu'nH
says Mrs, Grumpy
tits remarked that In pleasant weather
ladies' who come late TO chpEch o''eh
have on new clothes.
Since 1850 the amount Of conscience
money sent to the Treasury department
ioots up'over 81 100000,
The American Bible Society, ~ ~
seyenty'twO years Of existence ua' ~
sued 5O,O00,00O Of Bibles
"Could You lend me s. until day alssI
,o.morrowYn "NO, might want "
Use il myself before Christmas'"-Ay"
II Ia proposed to mark the, spot ~
Trenton, N, j., where the Hessians s snE
rendered over d century ago. WIN 'OV'
A colored somuambullst in Georgia
walked TO tho next village, several miles
distant, and back, awakening on geWlns
within a few squares OF hishome'
Nearsiphtedness Is overruning the
French people as much as the Germans.
A mong Tie senior boys In the different
French colleges more than Az per ceh'
are nearsighted'
A Pocahontas county, w. VA ghost
! In tbe shDpe Of woman in white wear
inc belt stuck full Of revolyers, tur1ns
ont to be nothing but the shadow OF
tree us thrown against a wall Dy'a sueeE
lamp.
Master Henry Coakley, Of Hampstead,
d., l., ran away from home, as ne ex-
piains, because his big sister made hun
hump the Baptist church organ every
day after school hours while she prac'
ticed.
Kilowatts Is the term which Is to b.,
used hereafter 10 express the power o.
electric machines. Tho WORD no's e
] power will be no longer employed IN r.,
1 ierlng to the power OF any electric
motor.
A scientist says there is such thing
az a hoop.snake, hut that It doesn't roll
Ike a hoop. It simply makes success
/ sion OF hoops, like the inch.worm, 'nu,
40 rapidly that 1t seems TO roll around
like hoop.
Some scoundrel at Ventura, CAL, hat
| shot the noble Irish setter that wen
through the surf to the wreck OF the
Ciualala TWO years ago and brought
: lifeline ashore, thus saving every ont
/ on thONessel.
Old Blowitin-"so, hereyou are again
eli. Want me TO pay some more q YOU
bills, eh?" Young Blowitin-"Not a
all, father. Just give me the money
ri look after the paying part."--B"r
lin0tOn Free Pres.
: Father-"AIaria, has thatyoung maj
8 gone away YETI" Maria-"No, pa, he \
I'll Iust pronosing -" Father-"Oh, al
!, right" Maria-"-p proposing to go
Father-"AYell, you tell him to git.
Epoch.
They are such stlcklers for etiquette a
Atchison that woman in that city WIN
4 rushed into neighbours dwelling to tel
the family that the house was on iir!
apoloUized for not ringing tho door bell
. Kansas City Star.
/. MIR. Lambert, corn doctor from Bing
A hanltOn, n. Y, recently forced his wa!
, Into the White House looking Tor th
! President and his wife. He said that h
!. had treated Mr.. Cieveland's corns sue
Q cesstully. He was summarily hustled
/. out.
, Terrell county, Georgia, reports raj
tle-snake fourteen feet seyen inches long
eleven inches around, with thirty.nin
rattles aud button. Tho skin has beel
stuffed, and will DO sent to the Nauona
\ Museum or TO the Smithsonian lnstitu
0 ton.
/ In Russia, women are not allowed L
a practice medicine before reaching thu
age Of forty years. In free Amerioi
. every woman feels herself fully quail
8 fed 10 practice medicine as soon as sh'
| owns baby, or can borrow one OF bel
neighbur to experiment on. A. IErr
: Hauts Erprets.
Rev. James Needham, OF surry Coun
ty, N. O., a gentleman ninety.hve years
Of age one day last week walked mint
/. miles and preached sermon 10 his con
gregution, a rather remarkable instance
: Of longevity, coupled with physical ant
Il mental endurance.
b ~ think shall use the typewriter al
o the time now. in my literary work, sale
a the young author, who was gaining
= slow mastery over the keys why
d yes" said the appreCiatiye vile. :"
should think that you could write jus
about as fast as you can think."-Somer
Q vile Journal
d Young Miss Wilgus-"Where orc yol
going, papa?" Rev. Mr.. Wilgus-"T
tho temperance meeting. We Intend 4
Q inaugurate q movement TO save th
young men Of the country" Youn
!. Miss Wilgus-"Try and save a real mic
. one for me, will you, papa, dear ~
), Sunday Herald.
u Does II require as much talk 10 eel
l. shoes to women as II does 10 sell dres
I, goods2" "Well, as a rule, no; thougl
d much depends upon the customer. !
would probably require as much speed
TO sell q woman pair Of shoes sh
J. dbesn'twant."-iShOe and LEATHER Reporter
y Lemons weighing pound each ar
d common In Florida, and along the bank
n OF Caloosahatchie there is a single trel
!. which bears 8, 900 lemons, many Of which
. weigh pound each. But, except 70
u show, such largo lemons are Of littl,
d value, rs they arc coarse.grained ant
IA Dnlpy,