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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-02-10
COALI COAL!

T c. Oh. WATSON HAVE REoPENED
y. their coal office in Hyde & Grifin's
building, with Taylor Brothers Give, 10
Main Street.
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A FEW ACTIVE AGENTS WANTED.
Il Apply at No. 237, Main Street.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.
BORN.

BORN.
pm. to the wife OF A. F. Taysum, q
daughter.
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WANTED.

A THOROUGHLY COMPETENT BOOK
= keeper. Address C. giving references
care HERALD Publishing Company.
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F. w. BECKER. ARCHITECT.

OFFCE-NO. AZ EAST FIRST SOUTH
~ Plans and specifications prepared on
short notice. Also, evening school of erchi
tectural drawing, staircasing and geometry
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FURNISHED ROOM, CENTRALLY
"A located, in a private family. where no
9th er rooms are kept. State price. Refer
ences given. Il, this office.
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TWO FURNISHED ROOMS NEAR BRIG
L ham Street, only few blocks from
Main.
AMERICAN REAL ESTATE & LOANCO.
Room T. Scott-Auerbsch Building
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a(ln Tons or ALFALFA Hay APPLY
kUO at the Midland Investment Co.'S
Once. III Main Street.
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FOR SALE.

ORDER YOUR ODD FURNITURE Ar
" the Sandherg Furniture ComDany's
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9A TO 80 TONS OF STEEL T RAIL, 16
~ pounds to yard, with splice plates
Address E. F. Morse, Stockton, Utah
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TWO ROOMS, EITHER TO BOOMERS
I or for light housekeeping. Apply to
this Office.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08
Lemon Elixir.
Lemon elixir.
ITS WONDERFUL EFFEcT on THE LIVER
sTOMACH, BOWELS, KIDNEYS
BLOOD.

DR.. Moneys Lemon Elixir Is pleasant lemon
drink that positively cures ell BiliQusness' SYn-
sltpation Indigestion, Headache, halaria, Mo
nav Disease, Dizziness, Colds, Loss OF Appoute'
Powers Chilis. Blotches, Pimples, rain IN psch,
PaipItation OF Heart, and all other dlsoa woe
caused by dlsorderod liver, stomacng euu klu-
neys. the first great cause OF NIL fetai dlseesss'
10 cents and 81 per bottle. sod by arugglsts'
Prepared only by ii. Moziey, n. d., Albania, "a
LEMON HOT DROPS.
For coughs and Colds take Lemon Hot Drops.
FOR sore throa, and bronchitis, take Lemon
Hot Drops. ,... ro,,oo
Hot Drops -. 49,,
For consumption and catarrh. take Lemon
Hot Drops. ,..
For ali throat and lung Diseases, take Lemon
Hot Drops
An elegant and reliable preparation
SOL by druggists IS cents pee bottle. fre-
pared by II. Motley, NJ. T., Atlanta, "a
PRESIDENT NATIONAL BANK,
McNinviiie, Tenn, writes: From experience IN
NV family. DR.. II. Mozeys Lemon Elixir has
few n nny equals, snd no snperiors IL medicine
for the regulation 81 tno liver stomach, ana
bowels Dr. II. Mozley's Lemon hos Drops arc
superior 10 any remedies VIC nave ever boeh
abls 10 get Cor throat and lung Diseases.
". II. MAGNE>S,
oc G-SutApi'r President BANK
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08
Killed Himself on Account Of Forgery.

IDJ t7IVtIH'I = W III '7''I
N1rwAUKpg, Wis. December August
Schattenberg. secretary of the School
Board. shot himself tins morning at has
residence on Reservoir avenue because of
the discovery of cToOkedness IN his &C
counts. Schattenberg raised q bill OF a
Boston publishing house from SS,34 to
SSCs. 81 and drew the money. When the
discovery was made last evening he re-
funded the money. but an Investigation Of
his books was ordered and he killed him
self rather than face the other crooked de-
veloI,nents. Schattcnberg was reckless
poker-player. and 1t is believed he has lost
thousands Of dollars Of school money IN
bucking the tiger. Schattenberg's death
was instantaneous. lie leaves u wife and
several children.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08
the championship of North Carolina this

the championship of North Carolina this
year as il also did last year.
Students OF recent years will be GLAD 70
learn that the colors OF the old University
will be upheld by such men az CreenWay,'
Nos. and 2, respectively, of last years boat
crew. Davis, Smith. and others make mp
tho seven rushers who were spoken OF by
the Baltimore Ame1cGn rs the seven giants,
who withstood like stone figures per-
sistent and angry rushers Of Johns HOP
kins.
ANOTHER TUESDAY.
The Richmond College football team Will
play the Wake-Forest team next TUESDAY
afternoon at 3 o'clock, at Boschens Park.
The College boys have made some very i'm
portant changes, and o good game may be
expected.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08
$4,000
DANVILLE
IMPROVED PROPERTY
AT
PUBLIC AUCTION.
PUBLIC AUCTION.
VIZ Will OK
THURSDAY, December l., 1889,

commencing at II oclo,k 4. ~, 90 Ne prem e.
sell a. public suction 90 the higaes. nii.- ''
follosing EXCEEDINGLY DESIRABLE f..-
PERrl:
ISL Tho ARLINCrCS HOTEL, iocs,ef a.
corner OF Maln AMI Cuion suoot. Col'a
slsop.ng.r0oms besl13s dining-room,
rooms, So. Is we'll furnished thr.1fl}-., a.'
has e.cc,rc-llghis. nre-escapes. eos 81.
modern improvements It's no lealus -'''
IN the city.
20. -FOUR BRICK STORES On Uaioa 'r.''i-
rear Of ABOVE.
"a. LEES WAREHOUSE. on Br.izs PRE-
THIS Is a large brick Structure. iilz2t frs'
largo lot tn resr: IS Two stories iu front, ,.''
full-lsugth basement for The siorago - -'...-'
and sub-oasemen. ia rear KS uo~ r'a.''
a live teaans, who Is doing very !hsi'i's o-'.
ness.
s,h. A TnREg-SrORY BRICK FAliD"t'
s0xs5 feet. 90 High street isin nf'.-c' 80 e'l-
diion aud occupied ~ a good tena9-
ah. A FOUR.sIORf BRICK fAclVk''
s0xiJ) feet, on Loyal street Iaa ia.'s'i -]'
drylug-rooms, and can % used Tor mana
iaeluring
Dany!ile q The largss. and bss' orighf'opAf'
market IN ne world. rs sruual sai'a ans in"
To from So0oO,0co 20 gaooo,ooo pounds he sue
put OF manufactured tobacco ta4' year = 'l'''
than 20 per csDL grosler than 70 Vas lss1 f''t
THIS property win b solt 70 se'ie oP 70
estate Of the late 3. J. lee AMI i o1efs me 'A''
opportunity Tor a safe and payias ia'essN'".
Large sacrifices will be made 10 his propeio ;"
necessary. snd tho rcnials viii pay @Fefy i"is'
percentage ca tie prices which Will be ace %
I Further information caa be bad Of l.. A. "a
( LIN, 20 10 Eleventh street. ksehmona' " o. Wv
w.H. BUNriN,
M "a "A mai aAslt.p 4. Il. BUNrIN.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08
Two nailroad-mon Killed.

DuBuouE. Iowa, December 1.-Two
freight trains came together yesterday ut
Durango, little station on she Chicago,
81. Paul and Kansas City railroad Con-
ductor Berry, of st. Paul, and Fireman
John Hickory, of this city, were instantly
killed. A hagman neglected his duty with
the above result.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08
GAMES OF FOOTBALL.
One to Be Played Tomorrow and Another
on Tuesday.

A game Of football that will settle the
championship of the South will be played
at Boschen's Park at 2:30 o'clock tomorrow
afternoon between the University of Vir-
ginia and the Wake-Forest clubs.
The University team has played with st.
Johns College (Maryland). Georgetown
College, and the Johns Hopkins Uniyer-
sity, and has been uniformly victorious.
The only defeat ii has met was in the close
game played about a week ago with Lehlgh
College. of Pennsylvania. in which the
score was 70 10 ~ in favor of the Yankee
boys. The University team, however, made
three toucb-downs that were disallowed
by the umpire on technical grounds. The
club is conceded to be very strong. Its
rush-line Of seven men average l75 pounds
and six feet one inch per man. They
played the naval cadets at Annapolis Fri
day, and every effort is being made 10 ar
range game with Princeton 10 be played
in Richmond.
wAgE-roRKsT BOYS
The game tomorrow will doubtless be
close aud exciting, as the Wake-Forest
1885,. sa ot~opf, aud xyalf atfitox II boida
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08
TAX NOTICE.
OFFIcE COLLECTOR or CRY TAxRs,)
CITY HALL.
RICHMOND, Decem Der 1. loS2
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS.

~
The RESIDUE OF CITY TAXES for 1889 are
due aud psys Die st this Office during this month.
A penalty OF per cent Will Do added 10 all bills
remaining unpaid December 3ist and the same
returned delinquent and published according 10
law. Every male tWenty-one years u age and
every person keeping house OF doing business
In the city Is assessed for q personal tax, and
those who have not paid any city taxes during
the year will please call and settle, so as 10 avoid
being posted as delinquent
There have been put IN my hands during the
year very large amount Of paving. pipe,
and sewer-connection bills which arc due az once
and will have TO DO declared d5nnq n not
paid before DECEMBER siSr. Please ask II here
are any such bills against you when paying your
taxes once open until Y. N.
L. W. CUNNINGHA'd.
do lin Collector Of City Tates.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08
HE NEWS oE MANCHESTER.
Cost of Opening Street>-Court and Other
News Items.

The report Of Mossrs. \. D. Shotwell,
Walter 5. Gill. George T.. Gary. James j..
Robinson, and X. d. Walker, the commits
sioncrs appointed by Judge Ingram to as
sess the damage to property on account OIL
opening PocahontRs. Eighteenth, Nine
teenth, and Semmes streets hled theI re-
port yesterday with the Clerk of the Hus-
tings Court and it will come up at the next
term Of the court, which commences on the
18th instant.
The following are the allowances:
Pocahontas Street: Sarah Adamson,
1925; John +. Taylor, S75.
Eighteenth Street: Mrs. Rebecca ).
Womack, Sl52.50; ". W. Pace ana Wllo
and Ash Harris, Sl52.50
Nineteenth Street: James Shepherd,
1854; H. C. Written, $50; q. ". Lowell,
$50 Silva Harris, 50. o
Semmes Street Thomas Moore. $3.50;
.JrlIa b. Moons and Maggie Martin, $40;
Thomas Campbell and WIFE $3.50; widow
and heirs OF Jesse Rice, $3.50; W. l. Cloptop,
trustee. $3.50; Mrs. Anne aud Florence 10
binson. $50; John Carroll. 500; L. A. Sa-
worry. $40; j. II. Foster. $40; q. a. SayOry,
$40. widow and heirs of }. \. Brown, $40;
q. A. Savory, SLIPS; Mrs. + j. Mould.
1858 A. B. LipscOmb, 1897; ). Z. Bradley,
S3G2: :. ID. Atkinson and heirs OF james
Neeson, 500 X. Is. Taylor, trustee for Mrs.
r.. Nl1DD. Dow. ~ DoNHiho A'AiANti 'rVoN''N
j. f.. Bachelor, S55l.60.
All of these properties are subject TO as
easements according 10 the benefits re-
ceiyed by them in the opening OF these
streets.
COURT ITEMS.
The docket in the Mayors Court yester-
day morning was sufficient to engage his
Honor's attention for about three hours,
but the only case of any Importance was
that of Paul Crump (coloIed), charged
with trihing with the affections OF Dina
Green and this Was settled by marriage
III court which was brought about by the
iIrepressible Giles Jackson.
Judge Hancock. of Chesterfield, IS now
holding term of the Circuit Court OF re,
tersburg. Among the cases to be heard
there are those of the Postal Telegraph
Cable Company uS. the Norfolk and West
ern Railroad Company, set for the 18th.
and that Of Carleton Marks u.s. The Common
wealth, which will be heard about the Sd.
The December term of the Chesterfield
County Court will commence tomorrow.
A bill will be presented in the Legislature
at the present session providing Tor three
terms Of the Circuit Court OF the county
each year instead of two, as now. 1t IS
February.
PERSONALS AND BRIEFS.
Mr.. n. w. Bowe. of Richmond, was in
the city yesterday.
Rev. II. Il. REYNOLDS will preach for the
PRESBYTERIAN congregation at Leader Hall
this morning at IL O'clock. No afternoon
service.
senator Lawless, Of Portsmouth, was in
Manchester Friday afternoon looking over
our rapidly growing city.
MIR. Pleasant Womack, a carpenter living
in Richmond, met with a very painful ac-
cident Friday afternoon. While at work
on the new brick building being erected on
Bainbridge street near Twelfth the scahoid
on which he was standing gave way and he
was precipitated TO the ground, breaking
one Of his ribs and injuring his hip. Dr.
Lawrence Ingram rendered the necessary
attention.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

ALTOONA, Pa, December bishop
Twigg, Of this Catholic diocese, died this
afternoon after long illness.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

TRRAsUEEss oFuoE, HEsRIco couSrE.l
October ~, 1852. I
NOTICE TO HENRICO-COU MY
~ TAX-PAYERs.-My office will be open
NOVEMBER lsr for tho purpose Of recsdying
STATE AND COUNTY FAKES FOR lisa After
December the isl the law imposes penalty OF
per cent and allows the taxpayer no hddi-
toaal time. On account CT tho said pc aa!iy
county warrants received for taxss
GR0hGE 4. ANDERSON.
Treasurer OF Henrico County.
oc i3-eodtDei&tW tSSntJai
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

SMALLER HOUSES IL OTHER LOCALITIES
STORES, OFFICES. FLATS, &C.
CALL FOR
PRINTED RENT-LIST.
J. THOMPSON BROWN & CO.
aes-ft iil3 Main street
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08
TT IS REALLY SURPRISING HOW
l. PEOPLE WILL SUFFER MONTH
AFTER MONTH AND \ EAR
AFTER YEAR WITH
CONSTIPATION,

when regular habit Of body can be secured
without changing the diet or disorganizng the
system, II they viii only
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

TOBACCO-FACTORY FIXTURES
1 TO BE SOLD At AUCTOS.-We Will offer
for sale at public auction on
TUESDAY, DECEMBER y, 1850.
AT i2 o'clock NJ, ali tho MACHINERY, &c, on
The promises occupied oy Us as tobacco-fhciOry,
corner Fifteenth and Cary streets-TL; 4-
HORSEPOWER am-Engine talbot & sons,
largo Hydraulic shape Press and Retainer,
hydraulic Shspe-Pressos, Hydraulic Iot-
Presses and Pots. : Box-Screws. billets and
Bands ,shapes OF variOu5 siz 81. IRONS anu Inns
Wringer, Llcorice- Kettle. Benches, Scales,
Dryers, Steam-Piping. sc.
TERMS: Under 400 cash; over that amount,
sixty days, approved paper .......a
DE- s-su. Th&Sn.T TINT
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

COMMISSIONERS SALE OF \
< SMALL TRACT OF LAND - HENklCO
COUNTY, BKOOKLAAD TOWNSHIP.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

Bailey In the Circuit Court Of tho county OF
~, Henrico, decree entered December
Balley) z. lsS9
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

A SIMPLE BUT EFFECTIVE VEGETABLE
COMPOUND.
"Ihaye used simmons Liver Regulator for
Constipation, aud always with decided beue-
n.n--IiIgsA wARsEa, late Chioi-Justlce OF
Georgia.
Prepared BY
IN. ZEILIN 4 co, Philadelphia, Pa
tWiMFAsul
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

BY j. Thompson Brown Co,
Real Esteto Agents and Auetioneers'
lll3 Main street.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

The game tomorrow will doubtless be
close aud exciting, ms the Wake-Forest
team is strong and well skilled. II holds
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

BAILEY W.. BAILEY, Sc.-lE THE CIRCUIT COURT
or HRSRlCO COUNTY.
l. W. <. LeaSe, clerk OF SAID court 10 ceriliy
mat tho bond required Of >po ial-Commissi0Ror
;. b. CHM by the decree entered in said cause
on the eth day Of December, 1889, nas been duly
given.
Given under my hand this ~ day ~ Decem-
her lSsl ". ;. LEAkE.
deo Cork.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08

Mr.. w. Ii. Boaz, Of Albemarle: That
Something ought 10 be done to improve
our election-laws is very apparent TO all
thinking men, but how this improvement
Is 10 be effected Is problem difficult of
solution. The Australian method will not
accomplish the end desired If adopted in
its original form. and II adopted in a modi-
Ged form, 30 Us in effect 10 amount 10 an
educational requirement. it will still not
do. This is q problem that will require
tho best talent OF the State 20 solve.
Mr.. David w. Bolen, Of Carroll: have
no formulated plan OF legislation on this
subject, but believe II needs some vigo-
fous legislation. would like 10 do some
thing that would stop the use OF money
among the voters. This evil Is growing
into fearful proportions.
Mr.. John Burton, Of Bland: II is cues
tion that requires much thought and de-
liberation. am not prepared 10 express
m opinion. want to hear the views Of
the members in the black belt. who are
more affected by the present law than the
people IN my section.
MI. q, ii. Cochran, OF Augusta: There
seems 10 be a general desire 10 amend the
clection-law. 1t should be carefully con.
sidered, and II possible. be improved.
think we may improve the law greatly,
bat i fear the cost viii be also increased.
But this subject certainly merits considera-
III. 1T. Coleman, Of Nelson; l can
not say. have given the matter no &C.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-12-08
GEnCEKEEa. &c.

The HOMEMADE MINCg-NEAT especially
prepared Tor r. l. CHRISTIAN s CO. Is now
ready for their customers Do
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

was dead-killed by falling tree
1t wasn't long before a score of rela.
tives gathered about the boy and pli-
ed him with questions. He was rath-
er bashful, but gave pretty straight
account. The crowd was still asking
questions when man about 60 years
old, lame and bent and bald-headed,
pushed his way in and called out:
Everybody stand back 1 was
justice of the peace for IA years, and
| shall take charge of this sarcum-
stance myself. Now, boy, your name
is Tom, amt it ?"
eyes, SIR"
"Mother used to be Sarah Good
hue?"
eyes, SIR"
"Now want the truth, the whole
truth and nothing but the truth. If
you lie, l will send you to prison, un-
der the provisions of the laws made
and provided. Is Jim Thompson
dead ?"
"Yes, SIR"
"Did a tree fall on him ?"
"Be keerful, boy You are the
same as on your oath. Was he stone
dead ?"
eyes, sir"
"Been dead three hours? ?"
"Yes, SIR"
"Now, then, l want this crowd to
pay particular attention to my next
question. The case may 60 to the
supreme court for all we know, and l
want every one of you to remember
my exact language. Now, boy, look
me straight in the eye and answer me
without hesitation. Now, sir, did
your uncle Jim look natural when ye
found him, or didn't he! Quick
Don't stop to think up lie,'
"Y-yesl" gasped the boy.
Cali right-that settles it. l am
personally satisfied with the examina-
ton, and the prisoner is discharged
on his showing. He'd better take
this as a great moral warning. Look
ed mighty bad for him at one time
there. ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

| was the owner of mastiff about
as large as a yearling calf; but one
day he went the way of all dogs, and
/ employed taxidermist to set him
up in good shape. While this work
was being done the tramps began to
put in an appearance. While Jack
was living not one of the fraternity
got inside the yard.
When the dog came home he look
ed as natural as life. During the first
day as many as five tramps halted at
the gate, took look, shook their
heads, and passed on, and three more
were scared off the next forenoon
Soon after dinner a dilapidated pair,
fresh from long tramp, arrived, and
as the first laid his hand OH the gate,
the second exclaimed
mo go, Bill, there's dog %
Stuffed !" replied the first, as he
opened the gate.
How do you know"
"By the turn of his tail. Ever see
big dog like that with his tail car
ried to the left 2? Course he's stuffed. u
| gave the men quarter apiece
and then went out to look ut the big
dogs in the neighborhood. Everyone
carried his tail to the right. Indeed
nine dogs out of ten do, and that rag
ged and penniless old tramp was a
closer observer than the taxidermist
who had made life study of posing
specimens.-N. Y. Sun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

Phew Horrible! Kirsmith, isn't
that campaign cigar You are smok-
ing?
Jehones, you're deviishly insulting
to-day. You cant buy cigars like
this for less than than twenty-five
cents dozen, confound your picture
Chicago Tribune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22
CONSUMPTION Surely Cured.

10 THE EDIToR-Please inform your
readers that have positive remedy fol
the above named disease. By its timely
use thousands of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. shall be glad to send
two bottles of my remedy free to any Of
your readers who have consumption II
they will send me their express and post
Office address. Respectfully, 7. A. SLO'
CUM, M. G., l8l Pearl ST., New York.
S0gvl
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

I was on the porch Of the village
tavern when a tow-headed boy of 10
came riding up on an old roam mare
to spread the news that his uncle Jim
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

"This is all so sudden, Mr.. Samp.
son." she said with maidenly reserve
"and so unexpected, that although /
confess l am not entirely Indifferent
to you, hardly know what to say in
reply To-"
IF you are in favor of the propo-
sition," suggested Mr.. Sampson, who
like Dick Swiveller, is a perpetual
grand master, "you will please signify
your assent by saying aye"
"Aye," came softly.
Contrary ?"
"No!" thundered the old man open
ing the door.
"The noes have it by large major
ity," said Mr.. Sampson, reaching hast
lily for his hat.-Ex.
What do you think of BliffiDs
Brown?
Pretty fair sort of a chap in his
way, l believe.
Do you know him we'll
Oh, yes. am well acquainted
with him indeed.
And you consider him a man to be
trusted !?
No doubt of it.
What do you base your opinion up
onf
Personal experience.
How's that7
Well, l began trusting Bliffins
shortly after l became acquainted
with him, and / am trusting him still.
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22
Advertising Rates.

Basiness Cards, one year. one dollar per line.
LEGAL notices, among local reading matter, ton
'ents per linz for each insertion.
Business notices, five cents per line each insertion.
Births, Marriages and Deaths free.
Obituaries, Resolutions, Cards Of Thanks, etc.,
lt advcrtising rates.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

"Are you fond of Beethoven p
she asked when the band on the
North German Llovd steamship Lain
had ceased playing selection from
that composers music.
"I've never tasted it," he said, "but
l expect to. along with sauerkraut
and other German dishes, on this trip.
Is it nice ?"-Ocean.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

The Bellefonte News, Penn, tells a
rather fishy story about man who
came to that town lately and ate,
for the first time in his life, slice of
sponge cake. He liked it, and being
assured that it was wholesome, went
and bought lot of sponges and took
them home for his wife to make
sponge cake with.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

The place for hungry men-Sand-
wich.-Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

There is no reason in the world why
"baby show" shouldn't be a howl
ing success.=Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22
MICHIGAN CENTRAL
"The Niagara Falls Route"

.Daily. iDaily except Saturday. All other
trains daily except Sunday. Parlor cars on day
trains. Sleeping cars on night trains
J. WHITING, Ticket Agent.
o.w. RUGGLEs, G. p. & Il. Agt
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

The place for anglers-Fish-kill.-
Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-05-22

Popinjay-I'm dreadfully nerv-
Gus, restless fellow-so much so that
hardly night passes that / don't
kick the bed clothes completely of
the bed.
Dumpsey-Indeed I'll tell you
what you want to get.
Popinjay-What's that :
Dumpsey-A sheet anchor.-Ex.