New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-30
w. THE TALK OF THE DAY.


After ALL American newspapers are not as enter
| prfsng as they might be Proof! Well fifteen or
twenty of them printed a cable report of Dr. Talmages
sermon at Brindisi when they could have found the
same Sermon word for word, in volume two Earring
don. London. 1874 Of the doctors published SER
mons OF course, it looks very enterprsing to pup
lsh a cable report of a sermon Monday morning
But how much enterprisinS II would have pech
to have published the whole sermon on the morning
of its delivery Besides, 1t must cost good deal
of money to telegraph sermon from Br1ndlsL
Her Matter-offact Old Father-Daughter do wish
YOU would learn to talk without using so many eX,
clamatories Everything you speak Of is accompanies
| with oh - the idea great goodness" or some
why Goodness gracious. pa! How can help T. /!
The deal We girls all talk that way'-(hentucF
state Journal
Some Protestant hoodlums in Toronto have been
proving The superiority Of their creed by stohns inc
new Catholic Archbishop of Toronto. In many things
Canada seems to be somewhat If a back runber
Foeg-Brown must thini great deal Of that young
| lady he is waiting on. He actually "ent 10 church
VII" The i Rev ." Mr. Textual-Yes it was my church.
saw him thore But then ne came alone 10 near me
piG Too Vo, don;f mean it. Then he thinks good
1eal more Of her than had any idea ot-lboS'oh
| Transcript
There Is no truth IN the Wild Western rumor that
the mortar of the Brooklyn Tabernacle IS 10 DC mAeu
with water from the River Jordan
Thirty years ago W. H. H. Miller present Attorney
In Keolulk Iowa. One day an awkward, lldreeSS,eI
youth called the office and asked Tor worA Mi hI
liked the young mans appearance ana nax %on nj
nartncr over 10 employing the youth. That iLdresoei
EouS e Several terms was secretary of war in
President Hayess Cabinet was unitca s'aes hon
judge in Iowa. and resgne "a t G9mpapy at salary
of so5 900 per annum. His namc' George W.
McCrary.-( Detrot Journal
In France If patient who IS under the influence
of chloroform shows any signs OF heart talure nc ~
held head downward till he is restored 1t Is sail
that this method never falls and many operating
tables in France are now constructed that the
lower end can be elevated at moments nouce'
On The Misunderstanding is that meek, detected
looking man in unlforml lie can't be one OF inc
COMPANY HPeHYes he is Pullman porter, but he has lust
discovered that there's baseoaH repor"r vi '"0
train philadelphia Inquirer
In the language of Hudibras slightly revised, the
Princeton boys have
proved their doctrine orthodox
By Calvnistic blows and knocks
D,,,,,r,er-Weu this has been good day for me.
Won't YOU come out and take solneInil4S ,r brs,
Merchan-XG sir neE EfI laSe store viii
close in about fifteen mnutes.-(Loweh Man.
4 scientist SAYS that there is such a thing as
hoorsrake but that it doesn't roll like hoop. II
simnIv makes succession of loops, like the inch
worm. but so rapidly that 1t seems TO roll around
iho y boop What a dresry world this VIII be when
| vo have found out everything that isn't
| About a Big Gun.-Oliver Cromwell, on returning
from The field of the first battle of worcester had DC
| ca.ion IN pass through that city, ana stoppcd ior
| few moments at the Bishops palace 49,, 49,, ,oo,
| The Bishop remarked that the Datte hau Occh
| A.. varinc very hotly yODder'
cromwell replied; Oh 1 suppose you heard the
mo- rcjOincd the Bishop, 81 knew it from the re-
por' Nv lord said Cromwell. al should advise you
| 20 ohtaln the dismissal OF that gentleman from MS
| Office
DecamsS a cannon IS OF no use unless discharged
| = + nrcferp answered the Bishop TO let my
| Canon off s-CSan Francisco Wasp
p,sbon Courtney, of Nova Scotia who is so well
trourp IN this city, has been preaching In Toronto.
Nov, tho good bishop, as everybody knows, Is the
,o,. ouintcsscnce of conservative orthodoxy 1t is
| ,ho,oforo amazing to find correspondent in The
roropto Fmpire' accusing him Of holding views that
load directly 10 agnostcism. Canadians like preacher
| n.bo GAYS he knows II all, and the bishop knows
| enough IA know that he doesn't know 1t all There
| faro IN Canada he IS an agnostic.
| Nou, Nachine-Biter-say. this slot machine is a
s,vinde I'VE dropped five nckels into IL and haven't
SUI owner Of the MachneDd you read what It says on
| tOp2
| Ber-NO
ov,ncr-Wcll. do 50, then.
Dier reads: Drop a nickel in the slot and confirm
the statement thar all INC lo"is atO hoV ura" S0t
| Lawrence American