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The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1889-06-20
RANDOLPH.

correspondence.
The following resolutions were adopted by the
Junior Aid society of the Christian Church. al
Randolph. on the death of Mrs. Mabel Keller
Post.
WHEREAS, it has pleased our Heavenly Father
ia His allwise providence. to remove from oul
midst Mabel Keller Post, and
WHEREAS, In her death we realize the loss Of
a loved member and sincere christian; therefore
be it
RESOLVED. That we recognize in this dispense
fion of Providence. the hand OF him who doeth
all thinge we'll"
RESOLVED, that we sincerely sympathize with
the bereaved husband. parents. sister and friends
in the loss that they have sustained and trust
that it will be to them but another chord draw
ing them Heavenward.
RESOLVED. that a copy of these resolutions be
sent to tho husband. parents and sister of the
deceased. and to the County papers for publica-
tion.
JESSIE JEROME,
VIOLA BErTES, I Com.
CORA BRoCKEFT,
1-.l
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1889-06-20

Although in the midst of &c House Gle ming 0hat
of all delightful the masculine
the wealth seasonaba purchdaiy
by
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1889-06-20
Costly Zeal,

A temperance woman in France
wrote to man asking him to leave of
drinking and sign the pledge. She
was arrested and fined $50 francs for
defamatiO of character.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1889-06-20
Marriage Licenses,

William Galbraith and Jennie Haynes. Raw.
David Goss and Virginia Goss, Nelson.
William B. Ellsworth and Grace L. Fillmore
Streetsboro.
Edgar W. Chain and Rena R. Sahin. Rand olph.
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fG 35s
UPHOLSTERY GOODS

Everybody is the lookout for Carpets and Curtain
purchase
which
he
We displaying the largest and most elegant
showing them will endless amount trouble and sapon
small sell quantities
When goods
will satisfy feel that
with l
getting
extremesdeceptve cheapnes and fancy high
Moquettes Veves, Body Brussels, Tapestry Brussels,
Crumb Cloths index
eceab floor coverings Also
I4noleum. Oil Cloths China Mating, Cocoa Mating
DANIASK VENETIAN-For Hal and
Elegant and most desirable showings in Upholstery
Trimmings
something and elegant; Cross Stripe Madras,
Beautiful Patterns in Irish Point Nottingham, and
Embroidered inc OF
Our Spring Display surpasses that of any other
showing would
selves with it.
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In the meantime, the music still continues in
Closing Sale of Wall Paper

which popular albeit The
Sweet By in which isurely the problem
the with the absolute this
of little occupied Wall
Paper Dress Goods Department. which making the
complete of anything
Wall Paper which will admit long delay
stock going. and will be gone
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1889-06-20

RAVENNA-Etnaj House, jan e "Oh
KENr-ContinentaI Hotel. J,o'e ST
AND aEruaM ON r1E MONTH.
This eminent German specialist from Berlin
positively cures all diseases OF the Eye, Ear,
Nose Throat and Lungs after all others 1all; lie
has cured more cases OF BiInGhess, neiheSS, & e,s1
living physician.
Chronic Diseases of the Eye, such
as Granulated Lids, Chronic Inflammation OF
the Lids, of the Iris, of the Choroid, of the Ret
ina; Chronic Ulccrations, Spasms OF the LADS,
Cancer of the Lids and Eye, Tears running over
the Cheeks, Day and Night Blindness, Purulent
or Mattering Sore Eyes, Gonorrhoeal Ophthal-
mia, Red BlOtches OF Brown ones on the Ball,
Phlyctenular Ophthalmia, Opacities or milk
White Spots on the Eye, Glancoma or Cupplng
of the Nerve, Amaurosis, Falling out of Lashes,
Sores, Redness of Edges of Lids and Eyes, and all
other diseases to which the eye or Its appendages
are PoSbse % are cured by br saim in an
astonishingly quick time. He Will relleve you
of all roaring, kissing and ringing noises, heayl;
ness itching, pain, running of the ear; will
close up hole in drum of fifty years standing;
will insert Artificial Ear Drums of his own in
vention with astonsshingly gratifying results.
Nose.-Dr. Salm has paid particular atten-
tion to odiseases of this organ He positively cures
bones have partly been eaten up; removes po-
lypusby his now method, without pain; restores
the sense of smell and taste, and removes fetio
Diseases of the Throat and Lungs
are cured, and more astonishlngly good results
other physician in the world. He will remove
Tonsils without pain and loss OF blood: WIN
cure YOUR liberated or granuIated sore throat;
restore your lost cracked voice as good as
ever; guarantee also to cure Hay Fever, Asth-
ma, Bronchitis, Winter and Chronic Coughs.
DR. Salm has on his record books cases of Con-
sumption which came to him with one lung or
parts of one gone. He has by his treatment
healed up the cavities in their lungs, and the
patients now bid fair to outlive any one with
two lungs.
| E3.Go and see Dr. Salm at this visit. Con-
su1fation and examination FREE. Address all
| Columbus, Ohio.
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Dress Trimmings and Notions!

Silk Cups, all Colors Persian Bands, Trimming
Braids, Girdles,
Fancy Veings in great variety. Selicas-LadesStelI
have the Selia Ribbons
shade of tinted loveines" Fancy Fine Soaps,
HOSIERY in Solid Coors and exceedingly fashionable
STRIPES Pink
Blue N
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
SOLD AGAIN.
How Some Boys Fooled an Old Buffalo. Resident.

How Some Boys Fooled an Old Buffalo x Resident.
 A number of boys just about the age when boys feel the most mischievous, says the Buffalo Express, got piece of gaspipe, filled it with sand, and plugged it at the ends, leaving room for a piece of string to hang out. After this was done the gaspipe pre- sented very formidable appearance, and that night the boys placed it at the door of resident in their neighbor- hood. All in the house had gone to bed, and it was left undisturbed till morning. The lord of the house was the first to discover it, and, after he recovered from the shock it caused him, he began to cautiously examine it. After awhile he went back in the yard, first warning his wife and daughter not to go near the "bomb, , as he called it.
 Presently he returned carrying the clothesline, on one end of which he made slip-noose. He advanced to- ward the cause of all the trouble and carefully slipped the moose over it and drew it taut. Then telling his wife and daughter to go down to the corner he retreated to the back of the yard, and climbing over the fence he shut his eyes and gave the rope sudden jerk. This was all the young scape- graces, who were watching him from a distance, were able to stand, and when the poor man, who had suffered an awful strain on his nerves, pulled himself up till his nose rested on the top of the fence that he might see the result of his desperate effort an explo- sion of laughter far louder than he had expected from the bomb greeted him, and-there isn't boy in the neighborhood who will go by that house now.
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
BOb's Discovery.

Young Hopeful-Papa, you said if I'd read the obituaries of great men in the paper every day for year you'd give me a gold watch. We'll, did, and the year is up. Fond Father Very well, Bob, but I said you must read intelligently and draw lesson from the lives of those who have won fame and fortune. Now, what have you most particularly observed in your reading? Y. H.-Inoticed that nearly all the great men fitted themselves for one thing, and then got rich or famous at something else.
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
Made lem Giggle.

There is at least one woman in North Berwick, Me-, who wastes no time admiring herself in front of 8 looking glass, and she proved it last Sunday by attending church and Sab bath school with her bonnet adorned with half dozen cards which mas- culine sinner had tucked in among the trimmings day or two before, prob ably supposing she would see them when she put on her headgear, but the good woman's mind was on Sun day-school lessons, not bonnets, when she dressed for church, and so the Sunday-school got 8 chance to giggle.
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
THE INTRODUCING BORE.

The bore who doesn't know a thing, But claims to know it all; The bore who's always chattering About the game of ball; The bore who sniffs, the bore who laughs At everything one says Their boring's nothing to the calrs Who's bored me many days. He loves to introduce man To every one he meets, And like merry rataplan
 This phrase forever beats: ''This is my good friend MT. Doe: Doe, this is MT. Green, A man Pm sure you ought to know"- He smiling stands between. Up the street, and in the cars, No matter where you be, He'll introduce you; nothing bars His frenzied courtesy. His butcher, baker, tailorman And men he never knew. And men you know, aye, if he can, He'll introduce to you. Some day he'll die, and when he goes To sheors torrid shore, He'll find special fire flows For every kind of bore. And then he'll hear Old Nick himself Sing out with ghoulish glee: "You needn't introduce yourself, You've long been known to mer'
 HI, J,
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
Sat Upon.

The Young Woman Con top plat form of Eifel tower)-Doesn't it seem strange to you, Spoonamore, that so little oscillation is noticeable up here?
 The Young Man (eagerly)-Not at all, Miss Ethel. I have no doubt there is great deal of it indulged in up here, but it can't be seen from below. The elevation is too great. And now, Miss Ethel, you will am sure-you
 The Young Woman (arresting his forward movement by freezing look ) Il said oscillation, MT. Spoonamore, not osculation. (After a depressing silence). I think, MT. Spoonamore, it is time for us to Chicago Tribune.
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
CANAAN CONN.,, WEDNESDAY,

wood and rush-bottom chair con- pleted this monks lodgings, and they are all alike, though here and there, by way of ornament, may be seen images of saints, a crucifx and a rosary.
 The descendants of St. Bruno pride themselves on their rigorous fidelity to Carthusian customs. Although the or der is more than 800 years old, not a shade of change or reform has ever been made, and not only have they not relaxed in their vigilance, but, stran- ger still, they have obstinately resisted all notifications that Popes have wished to introduce.
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
VIE COLLEGE GRADUATE.

He can give the laws of Solon, He can draw the flag of Colon, He can write Babylonian O U; He can make writ in German, He can draft Turkish firman; But the English common law he never knew. He can write his thoughts in Spanish, He can make speech in Danish, And recite such Sanscrit as would turn your brain;
 The Muallakat Arabic He can scan in feet syllable; But he couldn't tell old Shakespeare from Mark Twain.
 He can fathom all the mystery Of old Ethiopic history; He can name one thousand Morse kings more or less;
 He can mark the Roman bound'ries, And describe the Aztec foundries; But has never seen the ''Statutes of U. S." He can trace the radius vector, With geometric sector, And can give the moons diameter in feet; He can analyze the arum, Classify the Coptic carum But he cannot tell cabbage from a beet.
 W. A. Buxton.
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
Cats and Snakes.

A Winipauk, Conn.,, cat owner one day not long ago heard shrieks from his wife and lady guest in the parlor of his house and got pitchfork. In the middle of the parlor floor, with her kittens about her, sat the family cat, and in front of her on the carpet was a lively green snake. The ladies were on the piano, screaming, while the kittens, with arched backs and bristling fur, betrayed terror second only to that of the occupants of the piano. The cat was trying to convince her family that the snake was worth trying for a banquet. The householder set his heel on the reptile.
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
Helped Himself.

A few days ago large hog belong ing to Leroy Hardy, of Stark, Ga., while the family were all out of the house, went into the house, and after climbing upon feather bed proceeded to tear the bed and clothing into doll rags. His hogship thought he had found beautiful play house, and in his delight and playfulness tore things up generally. When the inmates of the house came in the floors were liter ally covered with feathers, and the festive brute ran from the house look ing more like one of the feathered tribe than fat porker.
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
HA Had His Revenge.

"Ha! You refuse me, do you, Miss Hamtagg?"
 The man who asked this question had passed the first flush of youth. He was no longer, properly speaking, young man. Yet he was we'll pre- served. He had not reached the age at which it seemed expedient for him to part his hair above his ear and plas- ter thin layer thereof over the top of his head. He had thrown aside the walking-stick of young manhood, but had not assumed tho cane of middle age.
 It is we'll to speak of these facts, for they are necessary to the full un- derstanding of this painful history.
 Moreover, they cost nothing extra.
 tsI do, MT. McStab, " said the young lady, coldly. ,s
 s.Then listen to me, Rachel Flicker gy Hamtaggl" he hissed. "I swear you shall bitterly repent it!"
 Wild whistled the bleak wind. Dis mally moaned the huge elm tree that rasped and scratched itself against the cruel edges of the shingles on the cornice. Shrilly shrieked the weather cock on the barn roof for 8 drop of oil, and grewsomely groaned Alger- non FitzThompson McStab as he stole forth in the dead of night, made his way cautiously by circuitous route to the ancestral smokehouse in the back yard and went inside.
 'sI'll show her!'' he muttered be- tween his teeth.
 From beneath his coat he drew 8 compact bundle of letters, cut the string that bound them together, struck match, made bonfire of the collec- ton, and watched them slowly con- sume to ashes, while the crazy building shook as if with indignation and the wind sighed hoarsely, like one in sym pathy with the wretched, but wrath full man.
 He was burning the letters he had written in happier days to Rachael Hamtagg. She had returned them to him scornfully.
 
 "This is so sudden," said the widow blushingly, and so unexpected. Il thought your visits to our house were for the purpose of seeing my daugh. 1 ter."
 s'She is too young," replied the visitor decidedly. "I told her so last evening. We parted in friendly spirit, but gave her to understand al delicately as I could that should no call to see her any more. This is sud den, it is true, but trust none the les agreeable on that account. May no venture to hope?"
 "Why, sir, I-" l
 "And now, my dear," he said, a the expiration of happy half hour, a he gently lifted her head from hi shoulder, "I should like to see your or perhaps I ought to say our daughter, to tell her of this happy event."
 s'Shau l call her?"
 "If you please, my dear." "Rachael," said Algernon Fitz Thompson McStab, pleasantly, "yo' will be glad to know, I dare say, tha I am to be your father. That is all w wished to say to her, was it not, m, love? You may go, Rachael. Pleas close the door, my child, as you g | ont 3
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
Christian Charity.

Clerk-Lady out there with fashy paste necklace wants to know if it's pure diamond or not.
 Jeweller-Look like married woman?
 "Yes."
 ssTell her it is. No use maxim trouble for poor husbands these hard times. ."-New York Weekly.
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30
A JOB LOT.

Two gunners near Williamsport found a snow-white squirrel.
 An Ohio peddler claims to have cleared $3,O0O out of his summers work.
 Mapleton, Me-, points with pride to local four-and-a-half-p pound Irish potato.
 A stranger at an Akron hotel got up in his sleep and threw his watch out of the window.
 Hammered gold rings, with dia- mond or ruby, are the latest style ill mems finger rings in London.
 A hunter near Wheeling claims to have shot eight squirrels on the same tree in less than ten minutes.
 The successful Stuart Exhibition held in London in the early part of the year is to be followed by Tudor Exhibition.
 J. B. Green, of Mosherville, Mich., | captured an eel in his mill Hume which weighed six and one-half pounds and was forty inches long. At Corry, Pa., when the free de- livery of mails went into operation there were 600 applications for the four positions of letter carrires.
 Farmer Martin, of Mahoning County, Ohio, gave an old pair of pants to a tramp, forgetting to remove SIS and valuable notes from the pockets.
 Polish Roman Catholic soldiers in the Russian army complain that var ious underhand means are taken to induce them to receive the ministra- tions of the Greek priests.
 The country having the largest pro- portion of cultivated land is Denmark, Russia having the smallest. The United Kingdom has 29 per cent. of land tiled, against 71 untitled.
 Mrs. Cynthia McPheeters, living near Greencastle, Ind, is ninety years old. On her last birthday she enter tained party of friends and baked the cake that formed portion of the repast.
 Frederick Livingston, aged eighty eight years, and the oldest man in Peterboro, N. H., is president of the First National Bank in that town, and is found daily at his post of duty. We Are All Liable to be Misunderstood.
 A young man walking along Main street, started into saloon. He went as far as the door, stopped, hesitated, and then turning, walked away. A religious exhorter, noticing his action, hastened after him, and placing his hand on the young mans shoulder be- gan to praise his moral courage, etc.
 70, that isn't it," said the youth, "but you see he doesn't keep as good beer as Billy does," and he stepped in to another resort, leaving the mortified dominic with text for his Sunday l anrmon
Connecticut western news., 1889-10-30

A citizen of Wellsville, Ohio, now seventy-four years old, boasts that he has never paid cent to lawyer, doc tor or minister.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-05-28
Clear the Way

without loss Of time when the intestinal
canal is blocked up by reason Of constipation,
.ehronic or temporary. II should be borne in
mind that this ailment Is prone to become last
ing and obstinate, and breed other and worse
complaints. Hostetters Stomach Bitters Ia the
precise remedy 10 remove the obstruction effect
ually, but without drenching or weakening
the biockatied bowels, a consequence always to
.be apprehendcd from the use OF violent Inxa-
tives, which are among the most pernicious OF
the cheap nOstrums swallowed by the credulous
and mislnformed. The nat OF experience, and
of the medical fraternity, sanction the claims Of
this standard aperient. Not only as source OF
relief and permanent regularity to the bowels,
liver and stomach but as means Of remedying
and preventing kidney and bladder troubles,
and fever and ague, II is without peer.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-05-28

Edison's factory at Harrison, New Jersey,
took some meat to the factory on Saturday
and gave II to the employees, male and
female. All pronounced II fne, but, when
told II was the flesh Of Newfoundland
pup, many were taken sick. Great in
|dlgnation was expressed, which was In
creased when Marshall announced that he
was fattening cat to be served up the
same as the dog. Marshall gave as his
reason for serving up the dog that he
thought the dislike Of Americans against
certain animal meat was all due TO preju-
Idice,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-05-28

DENNSYLvANIA ARAILROADsCHE
In effect nom May IL, 1889.
Trains LEAVE LANCAsrER and leave and ar.
riv0 at Philadelphia ms follows:
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DlAAVND DIkS Never faifii Away: sursi %
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tThe only trains which run daily.
On Sunday tho Mall train west runsby way
Columbia.
]. X. WOOD, General Passenger Agent
CHAS. r. PUGH, General Manager.
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have used Psins's Csissy Compound and
II hes had saiutasy cNsct. II invtgosssed the
system and ieei like q Dew man. II Improves
The appetite and facilitates Digestion"
1T. COPELAND, Primus, q. c.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-05-28
A scrap of Paper saves Her Life.

| It was just an ordinary scrap Of wrapping
paper, but 1t saved her life. She was In the last
stages of consumption, told BY, physicians that
eime she weighed less than seventy pounds.
On piece of wrapping paper she read OF nr.
Kings New Discovery, and got sample bottlei
her more, bought another and grew better fast.
continued its use aud is now strong healthy.
rosy, plump, Weighing l40 pounds. For fuller
particulars send stamp to w. II. Cole, Druggist,
Fort Smith. Trial bottles of this wonderful
Discovery Free at II. b. Cochran's drugstore,
l37 and l39 North Queen street, Lancaster, Pa.
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It Makes You Hungry

n did ten year ago The winter q le0e-0 has
lels the nerves all tagged out Tho nerves must
BE- strengthened, the blood purlned, liver and
bowels regulated. Faine's Celery Compound
The Spring medicine u today-does al THE, -
nothing else can. Prescribed BY Physiclans,
isten, Guaranteed By the Manufacturers 70 Be-
The Best Spring Medicine
"In the spring Of lss7 was all run down.
wcId get up IN the mcsn,nc wasn ~ SSv ti,s1 o!s
around. bought . bottle o. PAtne's Celery
Compound, and before had taken y wcek
mend 4 70 all who need building mp and
strengthening medicine"
LIfLfED FOOD Fs: NSsT:s,; s:ss; sEs';s Es,':
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-05-28

CAN HE LONGER pEsfsrs
o Wanamaker, hear our cry;
The weather's dreaf and damp.
And dismal IA the bilious dye
Upcn the twc-cent stamp:
Too long has that sad sickly green
Msde countless millions weep. wen.
--From ne PfsfsbSrp DipdtcA.
A CHANGE IN THE WEATHER.
The sunshine throws Its sceptre down
with all its might and main.
And with Greedy growl II gives
The clouds chance tqreign.
--From The Washington Crtfte.
OPEN COUNT.
The gilded youth on tennis bent,
The legal sage on pleas Intent,
The spoons who 70 the packs resort.
Now seek alike the open court.
PROM ne Boston bulletin.
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@prrtal Nnttrrs.
Eupepsy.

Eupepsy.
This is what you ought TO have, in fact, you
must have 1t, to fully enjoy life. Thousands are
searching for II daily, and mourning because
they fnd II not. Thousands upon thousands OF
dollars are spent annually by our people in the
AZ may be had by ali. We guarantee that Elcc-
trio Blttcrs, IL used according to directions and
the use persisted in, will bring you Good Diges.
tion and oust the demon Dyspepsia and install
Instead Eupepsy. We recommend Electric Bit
ters for Dyspepsia, and all diseases of Liver
Stomach and Kidneys. Sold at Soc and 81 per
bottle by II. B. Cochran, druggist, 1877 and l3e
North Queen street, Lancaster, Pa. az
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Palne's
Celery Compound

isa unique tonic and appetizer. Pleasant "a
the taste, quick In is action. and without any
Injurious effect, II gives that rugged health
which makes everything taste good. 1t cure,
dyspepsia and kindred disorders. Physician'
prescribe II. si.oo. six for e6m. Druggists.
WILLIS, RicaARpsor Co.. Burlington. W.
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Buck,en,s Arnica salve.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts, Bruises
5ores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all
Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles. or
no pay required. II Is guaranteed to give per-
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Price Is
tents per box. For sale by II. b. Cochran,
Druggist, Nos. 1877 and l39 North Queen street,
Lancaster, Pa. JuneT-lyd