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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04
Took Off His Under Lin.
TO HEAL ALL BLOOD CONTRACTION.

Eight years ago . cancer came on my lower lip. ]
had 1t cut out while it was yet small. and 1t. healed
up apparently. but soon broke out again and COM
menced eating very rapidly. 1t took OF my under
lip from one side to the other and down to my chin.
! had it treated by burning. and got so weak that
did not think that / could stand 1t much longer.
After much suffering ! discarded all other treatment
and began taking Swifts Specific. and the cancer
soon began to heal. and in . short time il was COM
pletely healed and l was entirely well. It is now
over three years since I got well, and there has been
NO sign Of any return of the disease. l know 1t was
cancer. and l know It was cured alone by 8. 4. 9,
Z. v. FERRASp. Ruston. La.
9. g.. 8. cured me of malignant sore throat and
mouth. caused by impure blood. The trouble ex-
tended down to my left lung, which was very sore.
The doctors prscticed on me Tor THREE yeqrs without
relief, when / left them and took i. &. 8. Four bottles
cured me. BEN RILEY, Meridian, Miss.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04
GRAHAM DOES IT

AtLsst He Brinss Testimony to Going Over
Niagara.
Carlisle d. Graham recently made a sue
cessful trip through the whirlpool rapids,
and maelstrom and Fosters flats, at Mag
ara. That was preparatory to his later
effort to pass over the fats, which accord
ing to Graham himself and a few eye
witnesses was accomplished in safety. The
same barrel was used. At q o'clock in the
morning it was lowered out in the river
by two friends of Graham, and at Gas it
was let go at a point opposite Chippewa
Creek. Down the current it swept, plung-
ing over reefs. out of sight, till at 7:10 it
approached the brink and dropped 200 feet
into the abyss below. The barrel soon
arose intact and was deserted in an eddy.
Elmer Jones swan out from the Canadian
shore, caught hold of a rope attached to
the barrel and towed il in to the shore ut
just 7:25 a. m. Graham was lifted out by
Jones. He was brought, more dead than
alive, to a saloon on the American side.
Graham himself says: 1.-The first thing I
knew WAS when some one struck the
barrel and said: Are you ~alive?'" He
complained of terrible pains in his back
and head from the rackings he had re-
ceived, and could talk but incoherently.
About a dozen people verify the statement
that Graham was IN the barrel. and many
more will say they saw the barrel 60 over.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04

"1Hus it mas the Swift's Specific
Brought unto the ,rorld its blessing;
Over land and oper water
Vent the priest and Uanita,
bringing to the people tidings
Of relief from blood contagion-
Of a saluta,y agent
That could purge them of all poison"
EXTRACT FROM PORN OF .uAN1TA.'
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04
The Cause, Of Trouble.

A Greenwood special says: For the last
month n negro named Cromwell has been
organizing, it was thought, an alliance in
this part of the delta. This week a num-
Der Of negroes belonging to the alliance
demanded that some one besides Cromwell
be placed at the heal of the organization,
as they claimed that he was an ex-convict.
A majority Of the negroes of the alliance
voted In favor of Cromwell. The next day
Cromwell was ordered to leave the coun-
try. He showed the letter to the negroes
and the same evening the whites at : hell
mound received warning letters from q
party OF negroes who signed themselves,
Three thousand armed men," They said
that they proposed to stand by Cromwell,
and that if any efforts were made to dis
turb him they would kill, burn and de-
stroy Shellmound. About seventy five
armed negroes came INTO town and talked
very loud and in q threatening
Last night the sheriff re eived information
from Sunnyside. about three miles above
S~hellmound, that there were 50t armed
negroes b were massed in Johnson's
fields, near there, and needed help. He
wired the governor the situation and asked
for troops. The telegram was promptly
answered by Gov. Lowrey in person,
bringing five companies of militia. The
governor sent two companies to Sunny
side to report to tie sheriff, who went up
there this morning to see il he could do
anything with the negroes.
A steamboat running between here md
Sharkeye has just come in, bringing a
number of women and children. There
have been several reports from the scene
OF trouble this evening. one of which Vas
that the negroes had left the vicinity of
Sunnyside, breaking up in small bands of
twenty or thirty, and seemed to be sulky.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04

$500 REWARD for an incurable case OF
Catarrh by the proprietors OF DR.. Sase's
Remedy. 20 cents. by druggists.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04

SARAH ALTHEA HILL SHARON TERRY
only needs a few Worth costumes now,
and she will be ready to elevate the
stage.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04
Trouble in West virsiaiA Also.


A special from Wheeling, W. Va, says:
There is a good deal Of anxiety over the
news of o threatened race war in New river
valley, Fayette county. Information from
the scene of the threatened trouble is mea-
gre, but is of such a nature az to give rise
to fears that q serious breach OF the peace
will occur. The trouble had its origin
Friday evening when a negro went into
the store Of Beary, Cooper 4 Co.. at
Echo, and, brandishing . club, threatened
to do up the entire force Of employees. All
efforts to pacify him were futile and one
OF the clerks, after receiving a bad blow
from the club, shot the negro, killing him
instantly. Echo is the centar Of a consid.
cradle colored population and last night
information was received ut Charleston
that . mob Of negroes had collected on
New river md that . concerted onslaught
on tho whites was in contemplation. Or
ders were received by the Charleston hard
ware stores for all the Winchester rifles
available. and q considerable shipment Of
these arms was made. The citizens OF
Charleston are also gathering arms, and
It ID apprehended that the militia would
be ordered out.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04

The Chinese government has nego.
tiated q loan Of $40, 600, 600 in Ger
many.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04

nsinrayhs ~ Caadls fswE.
Miss Ksll.y, OF notice yen got yss
3 new mirror"
sYis; OF thought 'twould be more
economy 10 buy wan to set tho candle
IN front av, soze to have two candles.
than to burn q kerochine lamp
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04

A Pocket Cigar Case and five Of "Tansill's
Punch" all for 25c.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04

The disappearance from the tax roll
of 10, 163 acres of land in Woodbury.
county and 1890 acres in Polk county
during the past two year says q local
journal would seem to challenge
Grover Cleveland's famous agricultur-
nj statement that "tie land remains in
it's place"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04

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spohs scnnsandine ~ k.isngth and har-
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leaaiy spplasdsd.
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A1teg The appointment Of the
scmsnitesss tho ~eonvsnticn adjourned nm
~ evening. whsn the convention recon
= and = secresaEy fead tho following
coinnaieeee On platform:
WasdslL Dssdls; Wsrd, Dsvisoa; Mcvey
Sscekt.es; bhesnssr. Hutchinsoni Hagerty,
esoss, I kSs.ss. .eoH n.y.. i1aSS: lan1sncn.;
Castst; Wafd. Tufncr.
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dentia s. 49, m rsnort - IN cor,,r;tsas
n Douei county thsrs - : contsst a,,S ~.
Loucks delegates vero admitted. n
Douglas county there va also s contest.
which ~ decided IN favor Of Lecoca and
Foster delegates.
The committss on permanent oreanixa-
tion rspostsd O. follows: Chairman, Sol
STAR, Of Lavrsncs county; E. w. Cald-
and a. 6ukhsriana, Of Campbell, assistant
secrstariss.
Cnaarman btasf made . short speech,
thAnkanN she convention for the honor
oOnferSed on him.
Judee Moody presented the convention
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1870 $3.50 Supauy =. = snnaneton
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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04
THIS CRUEL WAR Is uyEn.
The Govcrnmsnt Telegraph Ratio hid Ga
Have Been Agreed Upon.

Ths Govcrnmsnt Telegraph Ratio eali q
Have Been Agreed Upon.
It now transpires that the object Of the
recent meeting between Wa1amaker and
Green, Says Washington dispatch, wa,
to continue in private discussion what has
been carried on through the newspapers
tor tbs past two months recording the
price to be paid for the transmission Of
lelegraphic messages. It may b. said that
Mr.. Wanamaker Is not 90 fierce ID private
a. he il in print and. he does not In
tend to treat u~ninstly even 20 wicked 4
monopoly as the Western Union company.
DR.. Green and he found . basis upon
which they can agree ~ to rates, and Il
was also accepted BY Mr.. Mackey On b.
half Of the postal company. The question
of uniting the telegraph and the mail ser-
vice and using the letter carrisrs to cotlecl
and deliver messages was only touched
np0n during the conference, but Il h
pet plan Of Nj. Wanamakers and he vii
doubtlsss make somA such accommodate
tion h his rsp0rt.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04
BLUE BlLLr SMITH.
A Georgia Man who 10 Mother BLACK n,
white. hut IL G~snuinsIy Blue.

A Georgia Man who 10 Mother Mack Nos
White. HUT 10 GsnuinsIy Biue.
In Dublin, . small town In Laurens
county, Ga, there lives . blue man. He
is Caucasian, but instead Of being white
he 10 q greenish blue and is known AZ
Blue Billy His whole skin is blue,
thu tongue and the roof OF his mouth are
blue. and where his eyes should be white
i seen the same CHASTITY gresnish blue
color.
When . child Bi ~ Smith vas afflicted
with epilepsy. He tried many remedies in
vain, and finally his physician put him
under = treatment in which large doses Of
nitrate Of silver we're given him. This
medicine cured him Of epilepsy, but turned
him blus AL over. He has two brothers
who are we'll known Baptist ministers in
this section, and hs is a we'll to do farmer.
He has . pretty. wife and > number Of in
te1esting children, who love their father
devOtsd1y In spite OF his blue color.
Blue Billy Smith il the name by which
h ID known in this country. His affection
4 known among medical men as argyrea,
and consists OF d discoloratiop Of the inner
cells az The skin from the excessive use Of
nitrate IT silver.
NsWa N short Paragraphs.
mflionsirs named Hernbach, OF Vien.
m, The other day killed his wife and then
attempted suicide.
walksr \ Dana'a mAtch factory It Port
land, Or. vas burned with ~ contents.
Con, o1os000s uninsursd.
MisAAsl posssy, treasurer Of Shelby
eosn4ys Ind, has confessed that - va
wv $500 - W nAMnnot.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1889-09-04
THE %TOO-HANDY GUN.
~ May Also Figure Diaaatroua1y ~ Nlssts-
sippi--AlsO scores, y FSw Puints IL Colo
rad0-Other Matters Of <3sssasal tnteresk

Fatal Collision Of lsacss 1t 0-spl1sboro.
Between 2 and 0 o'cloek a fe~ mornings
since, as an excursion train loaded with
colorsd people neared the Gouldsboro
depot, Of the excursionists ii Jumping
of, fell. some unknown person shouted:
Look at the black -- " The
negro drew a pistol and fired four or Ave
shots in rapid succession, one Or which
struck q white man named Miller. Then
the shooting became general, soine four or
i've hundred shots being fired inside OF
fifteen minutes. A terrible panic ensued,
women and children running in all direc.
tons, shouting and screaming. Ed Levy,
colored, living in Algiers, was shot in
the left arm, and a colored woman named
Fleming was fatally wounded.
About 4 O'Clock n light was seen in the
sky between Algiers and jefferson par
ishes. The Algiers IRE department went
to the scene and found q large number Of
men armed with muskets, aud q negro
church ON tire. there was no water, and
the edi O. was destroyed.
Several negroes who formed a part Of
the excursion party were interviewed, and
stated hat when the train was nearing the
Gouldsboro depot it wat fred on BY men
secreted along the railroad, aud a. 0 az
the train stopped a general stampede took
place. It is difficult to locate 4 single
person who witnessed the beginnipg of the
shooting.
The white mons version Of shss ehair. OF
COURSE 10 entirely different. They state
that there was only some half q dozen con-
cerned, and that the shooting was COM
meneed by he negroes before the train
had stopped. Two shots were fired from
the train they say, and a white boy named
William Miller was shot in tho face by q
negro IN getting off the tram. A police
officer, a brother of the wounded man, at
tempted to arrest the shooter, when the
negroes opened are ano the ARRAY became
general.
The whites about Gouldsboro are disin-
alined to talk about the riot,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-06-09

They are often called the Morris cars,
MIR. Morris having been the originator OF
the idea which they embody. They are
fitted up with such appliances a. enable
the men in charge of the cattle to feed
and water their charges on the cars WITH
out stopping or unloading them on the
way.
Theoretically, this provides for
quicker passage and less discomfort Tor
tho ANIMALS on the way to slaughter.
Practically, Of course, the time OF tran
sit depends entirely upon the timetable
of tho railroads. The theory of comfort
to the brutes is also disputed by the rail-
road officials.
THE CARS sToPPED.
Neverthess the Morris car people have
made strong effort 10 secure the busi-
ness, or portion of It, OF Transporting
the cattle, and recently two trains OF the
private cars loaded with beef critters
from Chicago arrived at Weehawken on
their wav to the great Hudson County
stock yards. The first coming by way
of the Ontario and Western was allowed
TO 20 direct to the stock-yards, but the
second was stopped by order of the
manager of The West Shore road. and
the cattle had to be driven from Wee
hawken over the hills TO the slaughter
pen.
Various statements were made by par
ties in interest of the reasons for this
action, and as the quickest and surest
way to get at the truth / went to-day to
Mr.. Depew. Whatever Chauncey NJ.
Depow SAYS is indisputable, and is so nc
cepted, even by his opponents. lie spoke
readily and freely.
MR.. DEPEw SPEAKS.
1.-The Trunk lines" he said, "hGve
agreed not TO handle the private cars for
several reasons. In the first place we
have plenty Of cars OF our own, and If
the private cars are employed ours
stand idle. Then we nave to pay the
private-car owners three quarters OF q
cent a mile for the run from Chicago to
New York and return, although the
cars 90 back empty. Thet amounts
to ab0ut So per car each trip,
and we see no reason Tor paying
SO for the use of ear 10 carry our
freight in when we have orr own cars 10
carry it in and those cars are ready and
idle. That, however, Is not the worst Of
it. The owners of the private cars get
ting the So turn around and pay - OF
it back to the shipper as bonus to IN
duce him TO use their cars. Tins IS pre-
ciselv the same in effect as the payment
of rebate by the railroad company.
and brings into effect the precise evil Of
rate-cuttlng, which the interstate COM
MERGE bill was intended to Obvlate.
THE RAILROAD STAND.
ado the cattle come through any
quicker in the private cars I?
"NOt an hour.
"Do they arrive here in any better
condition ?"
$40. We have established stations
along the road where they are cared for
properly and well.
VIII there be any more trouble be
tween the priyate-car people and the
railroads.
ono. For none OF the Trunk lines
will use the private cars.
Supposing other smaller roads which
have 10 live stock cars use them ?
That will not interfere with us.
1t is understood that the priyate-car
owners do not propose to give up the
fight. but it is difficult TO see what pro-
gress they can make i the railroads
stand by their agreement.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-06-09
An Effective Removal.

Doctor Carver "Dennis, did that e1-
pected patient call while was out-the
party | told you Of, who was coming to
have his tonsils removed ?
Dennis " He did, sor.
Doctor c. "And what did you do
about il? 2"
Dennis. "Oi removed 'em mcsilf,
sor.
Doctor c. You removed them ?
Whit DO you know about removing ton
sis
Dennis Moighty little, scoientifi-
cally, sor. but whln party calls an IN
INMATES that we're no gintleman to kepe
an engagement, an oil remove the lntoire
shpalpane Until the shtrate, OF consaye
that his tonsiis 90 wild i'm, sor.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-06-09
.SIMPKIN & HILLYER,
ENGINEERS.

W. SIMPKIN, A. :. II. T.. late superintendent
Tanner 4 Delaney Engine Company and klch-
mond Locomotive ana Machiue-W orSs; r. &.
HlLLYER, n. H., proprietor OF tho Narwlck lron-
Works, Newport news. Va, late chief designer
PatapscO Brdge-Morks. Pia1s ana speclh'a-
tions for all C. asses Of engineering Work cotton
ami Other mills gas and wBtor-WJrks. tsIlmAt7s
on engines, boilers, machinery OF al descrlp'
TONS Working drawings and blue prints. Valua-
tons made arbitratoas attended. engines iudl-
ca ed, castings furnished. Hepair work promptly
attended TO- All repairs. a., should be sent TO tue
works. Newport NoWs. Va. General Onice, lluo
Main street. Richmond. Va
correspondence solicited. nh li-sUdm
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-06-09
twas "sSetekin'."

In frst-cla~s car
First droyer with muck-laden boots
on seat and volcanic with tohacco-juicel:
"1el yer what 1t are. Bill, tins here
hog-cho.erai ragin' fearful. It's tuck
nigl ontor all the stock outer my dees-
trick, an" lighting a clay pipe ITS
swup over inter Pennsylyauy ans
slaughterin' tue critters thar by the
millions
Second drover across AISLE: "Is it
ketchin' ter folks?'
Brakeman suddenly yanking first
droyer from seat: you're right it Is b?
I'm something OF a hog-collarer myself,
and i'm going to pen you up IN the
bagcage-c4r tiil We can drop you at
PorAop3lis, where you belong"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-06-09
Znl.e,a DEDUCTION.

Whom /eza. Chump. who'd ben astray
fEauut hfecp year from Nashua
HIS DoyuooJ hum-cOme back 10 stay
o. feilcrs marked
How his coy uatur showed right Sout
Fis catechisu left no daout
lie mos piu9l 20 know abaout
lie gals ned spar4ei.
Hore'a 'bq1gt tho way the critter'd go
"Hsows HulIy2 Deatf | gauter know :
An Dorothy She married. ShO!
A. Each. An' fant
WHAT Como tO lurrup; Laudy sakes
WHAT changes time and absence makes D."
Theu--uAotI, lips al got the shakes
"naoW's IsLy Ann-"
lie nce'a'ter blusheI; We knOwed Of old
He favored iish. but somet1iud rolled
A rock betwlxt 'em, 80 We told
A. how that sno
Has 'Gk Jim Blaze an done fustrsie,
Settle1 in Michigan. an late
The 6uyeruer % that thar state
lied k.m tor be.
"Gcewiilikens 90 SEE Zeke. 80 struck
lie softer trimUlei. "drat the luck
If we "a made up an I'd just stuck
Geo lIshy Ann.
u sar.in held The winnin' trump,
Gone West. struck FORUM Ia 4 lump,
And n0wd BON Gov Lekal Chump
Oh Michigan"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-06-09

"By the way, Mrs. Blunt, l learn
that your husband Eas become one Of
the Knights Commandery. Is it so ,"
I've suspected as much ever since
we were married.
You don't say Then it is not
recent diversion OF his?"
by no means the nights have COM
manded his company for many month.
IT least, | never see anything OF him
from darkness to dawn.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-06-09
In ns-e-nnII ParIance.

At the tailor's-
Customer trying on trousers Don't
YOU think those are awfully full-a little
too much on tue balloon order q? "
Tailor: "Not atall. You see have
anticipated the tendency to fulness, and
have given Won the opportunity to set
the style, as 1t were hatter myself,
Young man. that in making those
trousers Lave made quite hit.
Customer: should say so; reg
ular two-bagger.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-06-09
America hHs ITS Ruins


On the train
First tourist: " Blawsted fine coun-
try. this HamericA 'andsome as were
hover made, We know. but hi must say
it's hawfui monotonous CHANGING at Just
nuthiuk but scenery. Hive not laid
me heys on single ruin during the
whole blawsfed excursion
Second Tourist: "Just wait n bit,
my friend wait until you get to the end
OF your trip and go to look for your bag
gage. Iguess you'll own up then that
this country provides tourists with some
thing in the way OF ruiHs.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-06-09
sUnmsR RESORTS.
UYGEIA HOTEL, OLD PONr
III COMFORT, VA.

Unsurpassed IN appointments. table. 49,. .',.-
ersI attention. forms less Tor iho hfeDnn 80 -,
tons, outertain Donts, ann amss9Dsn.' 49,
tban AZ snv resort Of is prestige IN he 9tc1
StAteA Music tvico day by tbe ceieDracfyrs
Monroe Band: nightly hops. freqoen, gs1isS'
and balls. safest and most dobgnfnl soHtln,
ing on ths coast good sailiny' nsuin.ts,
American ships Of war. daily Inspection, Gus,
parafes, cannon and rife iargot-prsctlo,
broad expanss Of salt wntor surrounds or ,ns
Comfort. hence tbere arc no lana pro9@'sio
malaria no hay-feVer. no Oppressive neat -
svenings are delightful AMI the nights coogl
refreshing. Jniy and August hro particutJ
pleasant and healthfui. The most charmlne -
rine views In the world. sond iDr o.-sf, -"
pamphlet. J. ~, ,,sst
10 1-su TUE F70t Mehas2
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1889-06-09
EfI for Tat.

At the dentists
Operator: " There you nre, my friend.
l have completely depopulated your
guns OF their Dormal investment Your
mouth is now as destitute of teeth as
as"
Patient "As my purse is Of funds.
perhaps.
Operator "What 2"
Patient: Don't be alarmed, my
friend. When you have inserted the
false ones will see that you have Sc
curities OF an equivalent nature.