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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09
What the Dickens is tho Matters

What makes me SO drowsy, yawn and
stretch so, feel cold chllls running down my
backs Why does my head, usually clear,
feel SO heavy and dulls These are inquiries
not unlikely to suggest themselves to the
Individual who is not yet aware that he has
disease in the bud with Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, a sovereign remedy also
for kidney complaint, debility, indigestion,
rheumatism and neuralgia.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

In saving tomato seeds select tho
largest, smoothest and ripest speci-
mems and reject all that are not solid.
By so doing they will improve il quail.
ity each season.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

ANY article that has outlived "a years Of
competition and imitation, and sells more
each year, must have merit. Dobbins' Electric
Soap, made in 1865, is ttlst that article. Ask
your grocer for it. He has it, or will get it.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

All. disorders caused by bilious state Of
the system can be cured by using Carter's
Little Liver Pills. No pain, gripping or dis.
comfort attending their use. Try them.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

Will be run via Wabash Line to points in
Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Dakota, Col
orado and all parts of the West, on Septem.
Der "a and October s, 1889. Rate One Fare
for Round Trip. For particulars, apply to
nearest Wabash Ticket Agent.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

The misfortunes Of other people we all
bear with heroic constancy.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

THE best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. Csc.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

TIE fashion Of women wearing the single
eye-glass has been started in London. 1t is
chiefly affected by theatrical people.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

MIR. George Bancroft Is one Of the
few living Americans who know both
Goethe and Lord BJroA
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

There is talk Of changing the
name Of the State of Kentucky &c
Sparta Spartans we're sever know
70 take water."-LiS1t
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

ARE as small as homeopathic pellets, and
as easy to take as sugar Everybody likes
them. Carter's Little Liver Pills. Try them.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

SHARPNESS is knowing how to ''catch
on;n wisdom, how to let go.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

CLEANTHEs, q philosopher, was pugilist,
and also supported himself at first by draw.
ing water and carrying burdens.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

The losses in Pennsylvania alone, from the
floods of Nay 30 to June l, amounted TO $780,
COX, 600 and $500 lives. ia
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

EsoP, Publius, Syrus,. Terrence and
Epictetus-all distinguished men in ancient
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

DR.. Pierce's Pellets-cleanse and regulate
the stomach, bowels and system generally.
One dose; purely vegetable.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

PEOPLE Are Killed by Coughs that Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar would cure.
Pixies loot hache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

PRoTAsoRAs. o Greek philosopher, was at
frst common porter.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09
Cheap Harvest Excursions

"THIs is the prop her. position said q
young man, as he placed his arm around
maiden's waist. t.,...,t
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

WHEN a mans coat is threadbare it Is
easy to pick a lole in 1t.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

HONEST men are soon bound, but you can
never bind knave.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09
Sick Headache

IL very distressing aaseties generally arisa1e
from stomach troubles. bihonsaess and dyspepsia
and we frequently md persons Of both sexes suS
ject to periodic headaches for which they -
ascribe no direct cause. But the headache II suso
indication that there 10 something wrong sooo'
where, and whatever the cause Hoods SarsapaStilo
is reliable remedy for headache, and for ltroo.
bles which seem to require . corrective and rsgs.
lator. II cures dyspepsia, biliousnesA, malaria
tones the stomach. creates an appetite. and giveD
strength to the nerves.
Hoods SarsapariIIa
Sold by all druggists. q; six for s. Prepared csv
BY O. l. HOOD CO., Apothecaries, Lowell. AaaA
100 Doses One Dollar
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

AMERICAS finest-"Tansilrs Punch' Cigar.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-10-09

tJ6 Ia E9Ef1 a MONTH can be made work
S1V " vEVU ing for us. Agents preferred who
can furnish horse and give their whole time to
the business. Spare moments may be prohtablyem'
b. +. JOHNSON 4 Co, 1909 Main St., Richmond,v Va,
NB.-Pease state age and business experience; Neysv
mind about sending stamp for reply. B. ~ j. d O.
usrNAME THIS PAPER every time wra
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
LOADED WITH PRESENTS.
Joe Chamberlain and His Ameri-
can Wife Given an Ovation by
Citizens of Birmingham.

Joe Chamberlain and His Ameri-
can Wife Given an Ovation by
Citizens of Birmingham.
Special Cable to the Globe.
LONDON, Jan. S.-A grand banquet
and reception was given in the Birming-
ham town hall this evening in honor of
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Chamberlain. Mr..
Chamberlain and his wife entered the
hall in company with a number of
other distinguished persons, and were
greeted with cheers and other express
siOns of welcome, while select orches-
ira discoursed appropriate music. The
hall was magnificiently decorated, and
the floral display was beautiful and
costly. Mrs. Chamberlain gracefully
bowed her thanks for the ovation. An
address was presented to Mr.. Cham
berlain, accompanied by several val
berlain was given a brooch fashioned in
the form of a star, containing fifty-fve
diamonds, the gift of the women of
Birmingham. Mr.. Chamberlain thanked
those present for the honor conferred
upon him. and in the course of his
speech alluded to his wife's English an
ceStry. While she would not cease to
love America, he said. he knew that
she was prepared to take up life in
England in all it's fullness. He referred
to the friendliness of the people of
Birmingham for America, and quoted
the utterances of John Bright in testi-
mony thereof; that the admission was
general that a serious quarrel with
America would be the greatest national
calamity. Differences, he said. were
bound to arise, but the democratic
spirit of both countries would always
compel their amicable adjustment.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
SPANIARDS APE SPIES
A Dynamite Bomb Exploded
in the Royal Palace at
Madrid.
Signor Sagasta Attributes
the Outrage to a Clique
Of Gamblers.
Joe Chamberlain and His
American Bride HOnoped
by Birminghamians.
Gladstone Anglers thePope by
Refusing to Discuss the
Roman Question.

MADRID, Jan. s.-An attempt to blow
up the royal palace was made here to-
day. No one was injured, and the only
damage done was the smashing of many
windows. The petard with which the
attempt was made was exploded on the
staircase of the palace. Great excite
ment prevailed for time, the members
of the royal household being almost
panic-stricken. Prime Minister SagaSta,
as soon as he heard of the attempted
outrage. hurried from the congress to
the palace, where he at once was adj
mltted to an audience with the queen.
The explosion in the royal palace to-day
has caused widespread alarm. The
previous explosions of petards in the
street were little noticed. The petardS
were carelessly and almost harmlessly
constructed. The governor of Madrid
received an anonymous letter on Sun
day, saying that the outrages would be
continued. The explosions are sup
posed to be due to the recent active
raidingS of gambling house, the fire.
quenters OF which were arrested and
fined and the money found on the ia
bles cOnfiscated. A number of Spanish
chambers of commerce are preparing a
petition to the cOrtes to impose tax on
foreign flour and grain. The cortes was
reopened to-Gay. The debate was dull.
The circular prohibiting officers from
taking part in newspaper controversies
was readOpted. Queen Christina has
offered the pope an asylum in Madrid
II he decides to leave Rome.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
TWO WEEKS MORE OF 1T.
Senators Continue to Talk of the
Tariff.

WASHINGTON, Jan. S.-The senate
to-day continued the consideration of
the tariff bill. A resolution offered by
Mr.. Hoar was agreed to, calling on the
secretary of the treasury for the report
of Special Treasury Officer Byrne, made
in November. 1887. in regard to the
evasion of sugar duties in New
York. At 1880 the tariff bill was taken
up. An amendment offered by Mr..
Vance to reduce the duty OH collars and
cuffs to 0per cent. ad valorem was re-
jected by the usual party vote. An
amendment offered by Mr.. Jones, Of
Arkansas, 10 put Oh the free list bag
ging for cotton composed wholly or
partly of hemp jute or jute butts valued
at not more than cents per pound, pro-
voked long debate. Mr. Berry, of Arkan
sas. said that the tax would aggregate
$650,00O on the years cotton crop. The
Messrs. Allison, George. Platt, Butler,
Jones, of Arkansas, Aidrich. Hiscock
and Vance. Mr.. Jones' proposed
amendment was rejected 10 to "a, Mr..
Brown voting with the Republicans.
A motion to reduce the rate from q to
Is of a cent was rejected. On motion of
Mr.. Allison the value limit in the para
graph was raised from 3 cents to 81
cents pound. A motion to put bur-
laps on the free list was rejected. Mr..
Vance moved to add a proviso that the
duty OH no article in the section should
exceed 80 per cent ad valorem. No ac-
ton was taken on this motion. The
house jointreSolution to loan flags to the
inaugural committee was passed, and
the senate, at $50, adjourned.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
Marriage in the Future.

New York Weekly.
Good Minister "a married man)-Do
you wish to marry this woman?
Mani do.
Do you wish to marry this man?
Woman-1 do.
Minister-Do you like the city as a
place of residence?
Man-No; prefer the suburbs.
MiniSter-Do you like the suburbs?
Woman-No, indeed, L prefer the
city.
Minister-Are you a vegetarian in
diet?
Man-No; 1 hate vegetables. l live on
beef.
Woman-I can't bear meat. I am a
vegetarian.
Minlster-Do you like sleeping-room
we'll ventilated?
Man-Yes; ! want the window way
down summer and winter.
Minister-Do you like so much fresh
air?
Woman-No; it would kill me. /
want all windows closed.
Minister-Do you like light in the
room?
Man-No; can't sleep with light;
want the room dark.
Minister-Are you afraid in the dark?
Woman-lndeed am; have always
had bright light in my room.
Minister-D0 you like many bed
clothes?
Man-All [ can pile on.
Minister-Do you?
Woman-No; they suffocate me.
Minister-l hereby pronounce you
man and wife, and may the Lord have
mercy on your souls.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
WANTED BIG MONEY.

Ex-Treasury Agent Gavitt Ar
raigned as a WOuld-Be Bood-
Ter.
WASHINGTON, D. c., Jan. SIN the
Alaskan investigation to-day, DR.. Lutz
rehearsed conversation he had with
Special Agent Gavitt while travelling to
the Seal islands. Gavitt had said the
Alaska company could not afford to
quarrel with him; that it was critical
period with the company, owing to the
fact that its lease would soon expire and
anythingpublished regarding the COM
pany, whether true or false, would be
prejudicial to its interests, and that the
company would do anything to obtain
his good will and retain it. Mr.. Kirk
said that Special Agent Gavitt wanted
him to bring charges against the COM
pany. Gavitt had said to him that he
was high-prced man, and could not
be bought out for low price. Mr..
Gavitt has been notified to appear be-
fore the committee.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
~ During January. February and Marcel
we close at $50, with the exception O.
Mondays and Saturdays.
MEMS
SUI T I S,
$12 100.

Our regular customers
have noticed and prohted by
the good valuesalways shown
in our line of $I2 suits, but
perhaps they have not had
occasion to inspect the as
sortment lately. If they have,
they could not help being
impressed with the increased
inducement offered by our
Red Figure Mark-Down
Sale.
The sizes have been filled
in, and the assortment of
styles kept up, wholly by
marking down goods previ-
ously selling for higher prices.
This is what our Red
Figure Sale means: Instead
of buying, we mark down,
and not only to accommodate
the stock, but to insure ready
sales and reduction of stock.
Now, we guarantee, and
in black and white, too, that
these goods were selling two
months ago at as low or
lower prices than anywhere
in the United States.
You can imagine how
much better the values, after
a reduction of from S. to So
a suit.
Our guarantee is still on
them, and it still means every
word it says.
10 you think our competl-
tors have more than kept
pace with us in these clear
sance sales?
Do you think for a minute
we could afford to be passed ?
And having always been
tin the lead, are we not still
ioffering you selection from
the largest stock in both
cities. and at the lowest
prices
You are the judge. Have
you seen our $I2 suits?
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
Proposals for Stationery and job
Printing, Etc.
CITY CLERKS OFFICE,

ST. PAUL, Jan. Z, 1889.
Sealed proposals will be received at
this office until Tuesday, Jan. l5, 1889,
at O'clock p. m. for furnishing the City
of st. Paul with the necessary stationery
to be used by the various departments
of said city, at such times and in such
quantities as may be required by said
city for one year from date of contract.
and also for doing the necessary job
printing and book binding required by
saiu departments at such times as may
be required by said city for one year
from date OF contract.
Separate proposals will be received
for the stationery, and also for book and
job printing and binding.
All proposals must be made in dupli-
cate. and upon blanks which will be
furnished by the undersigned on the
9th inst.
Proposals must be marked Proposals
for stationery, ETC."
A bond in the sum of $1,000, with two
or more responsible sureties, must ac-
company each proposal.
The Common Council reserves the
right to reject any and all proposals.
By order of Common Council.
THOS. A. PRENDERGAST,
S-17 City Clerk.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
San Francisco Chronicle

San Francisco Chronicle.
1t was spiteful thing to say. but
they were women, and by common con-
sent among men there is absol ute free
dom of speech among women about
women. If women knew as much about
the weakness of men as men do, the air
would be charged with sarcasm. She
was an effusive-One of those who kiss a
great deal, mainly for lack of matter. I
wonder women don't grow mustaches.
She had just left the house after most
effusive display of osculatOry affection.
The hostess joined her guests.
81 declare l never saw anything like
her. She kissed me so hard she left the
mark of her teeth on my cheek.''
Never mind. DEAR" said one of the
visitors, ''that woman isalways leaving
false impressions"
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
1T LOOKED DARK AT FIRST.
M. Melim, However. Captured the

hs NACIf1li, IlOWCFCEt SdpCuFeu tnc
Presidency on the New Ballot.
PARIS, Jan. SIN the first two bal
lots for the president of the chamber of
deputies to-day, M. Melim lacked suf-
fcient majority, MN. Clemenceau and
Andrieux receiving an almost equal
number of votes. On the third ballot
NJ. Clemenceau retired. The old vice
presidents were re elected. The cham
ber adjourned until Thursday. In the
senate to-day the Comte de Bondy, the
senior member since the death of the
elder Carnot,, took the chair. In his
opening address he exhorted his hearers
to keep parliamentary history before
their minds, in order to fulfil without
weakness the mission now more than
ever incumbent upon the senate. Pre-
mier FloQuet will receive a deputation
from the Panama Canal Shareholders
association on Friday next. NJ. Jacques,
who is opposing Gen. Boulanger in the
parliamentar contest in the depart
ment of the Seine, is a rich distiller,
but politically he is comparatively un-
known. Doubts are expressed as to
whether he will prevail against Gen.
BOulanger.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
Notice of Application for Liquor
License.
CITY CLERKS OFFICE. !
ST. PAUL. January s, 1889. !

To Whom it May Concern:
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing named persons have applied for
a license to sell intoxicating liquors for
the year 1889, at the places or locations
hereinafter named:
Arend ds Schumacher, 139 East Third
Achterling, Wenzel, 755 Wabasha
street.
Boggs, Chas.. s52 Jackson.
Diedenhofen, Peter, $50 Edmund
street.
Eggert, Fred c., 4s4 Robert.
Eiswirth, Peter, 541 West Seventh.
Heber, John, 454 East Seventh.
Gabriel, Joseph, 472 Grace.
Kessler, Julius d Co., As East Seventh.
Kray, j. c., 147 East Third.
Lundstrom, N. P, 100 West Third.
Neumann, Charles, $40 Wabasha.
Sander, FIR, Wabasha.
Schornstein, Wm., 707 Hudson avenue.
Now, therefore. notice is further given
that the said applications will be heard
and considered by the undersigned at
his office in the City Hall, on Thursday,
the oath day of January, A. d. 1889, at
10 O'Clock a. m., where all persons in
terested may appear and will be heard.
THOS. A. PRENDERGAST,
ian9-2w-wed City Clerk.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
END OF THE DEADLOCK.
Tom Reeds Resolution to Change
the Rules of the House Recon-.


Tom Reeds Resolution to Change
the Rules of the House Recon-
mitted.
Special 10 the Globe.
WASHINGTON, Jan. SIN the house
to-day the deadlock was ended by the
recommittal of the resolution to change
the rules. The rest of the day was de-
voted to measures from the printing
committee and to further filibusterlng
by the friends of the Oklahoma bill.
At the conclusion of the reading Of the
journal Mr. Reed called up the reSolu-
tion to change the rules. The previous
question was ordered by vote of 1S7 to
90. Mr.. Holman, of Indiana. acting in
pursuance of the caucus action last
night, moved to recommit the resolu-
ton, and Oh that motion demanded the
previous question. Mr.. Payson, of
Illinois, attempted to have instructions
adopted whereby the resolution would
be reported with an amendment pro-
viding that on suspension Mondays GER
tain general pension bills be taken up.
The vote on Mr.. Holman's motion dis
closed the absence of quorum, and a
call of the house was ordered. 1t was
found that quorum was present, and
the vote was again taken, resulting in
the adoption of Mr.. Holman's motion
yeas 120, nays III. The following Re-
puhlicans voted in the affirmative:
Anderson. of Iowa. Anderson. Of Kansas:
Cheadle, Finley, Fuller, Baker, Gest, Lehl,
bach and Turner, of Kansas; and the follow
ing Democrats in the negative:
French, Hayes, Hopkins, of Virginia:
Outhwaite, Springer, Tarsney, Townsend and
Wheeler,
So the resolution was recommitted.
The printing committee having been
accorded the floor, Mr.. Richardson, of
Tennessee, called mp bill providing
for the printing of government publi-
cation on private orders. but it was
withdrawn as opposition developed.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
Lost Time on Short Days.

San fTauClScO CHIOu1Clt.
She was an humble waiting maid in
Oakland. Oakland is the Athens of
California, and the ah, there! of San
Francisco. She waited upon an Athe-
nian table and cooked Athenian steaks
for Athenian appetites. She was not
all lost. She had relatives in San
Francisco. and she visited them on
her off day. 1t is one long otf-day in
Oakland. 1t had been her custom of
forenoon for many months to make this
little pilgrimage, and winter approached
and the sun rose later and set earlier, in
accordance with the rules of the celes-
tial trades union. One day a couple of
weeks ago she went to her mistress.
please, ma'am. you'll have to let me
go an hour earlier, nOw."
"Why?"
because, ma'am. Eve got to go over
to the city, and, you know, ma'am. the
days are SO short now that lose more
than an hour"
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
SHERMAN'S SCHEME.
0hio's Iceberg Wants to
Amend the Election Sys-
tenn Of this Republic.
Special Treasury Agent Cav
EFT Placed in the Light Of
a Boodler.
Senator'S Continue to DisSeet
That Hoary Chestnut,
the Tariff.
Democrats Succeed in Break
ing the Deadlock in the
Lower House.
Rpecial TO the Globe.

WASHINGTON, Jan. S.-Mr. Sherman
introduced in the senate to-day an elab-
crate bill for the reconstruction of the
system of elections for members OF the
house of representatives. The bill is
very long and is made of detail concern
ing the form of oath to be taken, etc.
The bill provides that after May l, 1890,
elections for representatives IN congress
shall be conducted according to the pro-
visions of the bill. and the legislatures
of the states may direct the election of
presidential electors in the same man
ner. the expense of the election in
such cases to be paid out OF
authorizes the president to appoint
with the approval of the senate, five
qualified voters in each state to be
known as the board of state canvassers
and three voters in each congressional
district to serve as an electoral board,
the appointeeS to hold Office during
good behavior. The electoral board of
each congressional district shall ap-
point registrar and three judges, not
all of the same political party. for each
election district or precinct, to hold
office for six years, subject, however,
to removal for misconduct. The cleo
toral board is given power to increase
the number of election precincts When
ever necessary to secure free and fair
ballot. The judge or judges at any pre-
cinct may appoint bystanders in place
of any Judge or judges who do not re-
port for duty within one hour after the
opening of the polls, and, in case none
of the three judges report, the cleo
tion may be conducted by any three
voters of the district who are willing to
act. The electoral board is also di
Tected to appoint three commissioners
of election for each county or cor
responding political division, whose
duty it shall be to meet three days after
the election and ascertain from the re-
turns the number of votes cast for each
person at the election. The same pro-
vision is made for filling vacancies in
the list of commissioners as is made in
the case of election judges. Provision
is made for a complete and correct reg
lstratiOn of voters and the the judges of
the section in charge of the votes are au-
thOriZed to reject any decided to have
been fraudulently voted.
The board of commissioners is given
power to correct irregularities in the re-
turns of the judges of elections, and
heavy penalties are prescribed for Of
fenSeS against the election law.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
DIED.

BOHLER-In ST. Paul, at his residence, 252
Virginia avenue. at 12 10 Tuesday morning,
John Boiler. Funeral from the Assunp-
ton church at 8 a. m. Thursday, Jan.ss1
1SS9
BROWNIE st. Paul, Minn., JAN z, 1889, at
family residence, No. 542 Robert ST., Mrs.
F. Brown. aged sixty-two years. Funeral
Friends of the family are invited to attend.
KENNEALY-In St. Paul, at 377 Prairie
street, Tuesday morning. Jan. 8, 1889,
Bridget Kennealy. aged fifty-nine years.
Funeral tomorrow (Thursday) at 8 o'clock.
Services at the cathedral al 9:30. Friends
invited to attend.
FOR FUNERALS-Carriage for So and
hearse So. E. W. Shirk's livery stable, 2S4
East Ninth street. corner Rosabel street.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-09
C1aypools Modest Demand.

WASHINGTON, Jan. S.-Among the
documents transmitted to the house to-
day was an estimate of the amount of
money required by the department of
justice to pay assistant district attorneys
employed in special cases. One of the
claims is that of Solomon Claypool, re-
the district of Indiana. He asks $4,000
for work on the Coy-Bernheimer cases.
In a letter accompanying the estimate
Judge Claypool says that he was en-
ployed Oh the eases about fifty days,and
that he gave at least ten days time, and
probably fifteen or twenty days time to
them