New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-24
THE TALK OF TIE OAR

aThe Independent" suggests that the illustrated
papers reproduce photographs OF such events n VI"
Centennial parade, instead OF artists conceptions
THE latter" IL says, have no historic V2ihc' ine
photograph gives the view exactly as II Is IDS ,he
artist never does. His marching soldiers are wooden
men his grouns are usually caricatures, The photo
graph makes the features recognizable In the line OF
march and IN the crowd. \ pictorial newspaper
that would substitute the camera for the ARTIST would
have the field to ITSELF
Mr. Banks-Come into this drugstore, Harriet ana
lets have glass Of soda water. 40, 70 wink
Mrs b. will u youH promise h"' !" "'""'
know what that means, you know.
All right, ! promise mi. -
Mr. Banks after leaving the drugsforcl-Mna was
thai spirttus frImcnti THAI you had George!
"spirttus frumenul That's the Lam ioF rS POcls
and cream."-tChicago Herald.
Tho editor Of Tho AtchisOn Globe has Just dis
covered that every man Is a communist until he &C
cumulstcs more money than divide would give ilni'
Homo lns,itutIon.-Mrs. HIghfeather-Hls tho
Browning cult reached your town yet, Mr basr 'ai
Mr. ascom,No DO halnt yet O1 b,, ws We, sG Elm
10 shucks, I'll burlington Free Press.
There arc a good many references In the New
England papers TO BostOns seven hundred ana clshIy
They are the saloon keepers Of tho city.
The sweet SRI graduate and the Og IMP m boy
sbcm and shake hands With them across the chsIn Of
year, We arc glad to hear once NOR .ners T,Ah
Isr snd for solving within few weeks time all tho
snciai nroblnus We sympathiLe with them most
heartily for ahsppy experience has taught US What
whit less enthusiastic should be ashamed OF thenl.
aud predict for them failure in the coming s,sugse
With the world. As II II, they Are our nope ana 'neS
give us fresh ooursgc.-(Alban Express.
A shade OF pink scarf very much affected by Har-
ward boys Is commercially known as raw veal
Mnlard Merrick. Of 81 Jarv-st. who is an emPloyo
~ Is sS, Friday Hr MorPfck is getting used
domestic surprises Of this kind. His vic mas a.,
STc !g,rIs Weighing six pounds each and the boy
weighs six pounds and half. singular ming mat
tSa, lived in the house before were childess whom
they went there to live and had tr!piets' too' Wneh
they moved -(Philadeiphla Pres''
It Is hard TO suit the English papers. While ono
half Of them ndiculing Us on account OF our aS-
suri Anglomania the other half are pitching into US
because Of our equally absurd Anglophoba
Hicks ito Briggs who has had day out at targe'
practicelDd you hit the bullseye, Old man .,,o
- rosI mo hundred dollars 10 Fix II up with the
fellow who owned the critter.-tBoston transcript
1t must have occurred to the man with white hat
yesterday that he had been little premature.
Van .lmbersian Enterprise. Mrs, kiddlot-Why'
! children what's all this noise about! .
Little Jamic-We'vo had grand pop and Uncla Ilenry
loo kcd In the cior for an h)ur an when they ger
! lrIc madder, I'm going to pay o. going into INC
| Hons cage THINE.
The proprietor OF a broom factory in Minnesota
lately settled a strike In singular manner lie IN
creased wages Of all his married employees aud gave
the single men that they would not be wanted
after the end of tho month unless they were married
by that time, In which event they would be retained
at an increased salary. II that manufacturer ever
! becomes member OF tho Minnesota Legislature tho
chances that ho will Introduce compulsory mar
! riags act.
1t was Free.-YaOsley- Wickwre. you ar"
! pot looking very well to-day.
! wichwre-NO, l took somc lung syrup THIS morn
| ing sod IL kind OF made sick
! Yabsley-First time / knew there Anything nIe
! MATER with your lungs.
wickwlro- There isn't. guess but there was free
sample bottle Of stun left the hODsO and Thought
/ would try n.-CTcre IIautc Express.
"The Boston SATURDAY Evening Gazette" says tina
a prominent society woman Of Boston, who attends
! tho Episcopal Church OF the Advent, recently die
public penance by scrbblng the steps Of that odince
| She Was Thinking Of Something Elce.-trho Pro
| hibition question Is being earnestly discussed II
| Pennsylvania ,,,
Do you approve OF Hccnsel' asked one Philadel
| pha girl Of another.
| Indeed I don't. | think We ought 70 be allowed
| 10 marry without One,"-(The Epoch