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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20
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Local Jumblos strung Together ror IN,
..a-8 Readers.
e The NJ L. Sunday school o; Audoprled
will run an excursion to Glen onolSo or
the 2Sth inst. aH
William Hill, an old and well-knowr
resident Of Weathofly, died Tuesday from
1ne eiiects OF pa'ralytic stroke. Deceased
was aged about seyenty.six years and has
peen IN lnia Country since he was eighteen
years old
-Nescuehoning is to have new Build
ing add Loan Association. Rapsher &,
Iass 'dy, the well-known Nauch Chunk
iaEF firm, have made application for a
cnarter of incorporation. The association
VIII have 1000 shares, which number are
mostly all sold.
Miss Addie Harrison and Fred Tander.
burn, of Weatherly, we're united in tho
golden bonds of matrimony by Rev. II. M.
Ashe, at the BRIDES residence on Wednes.
day evening. They are now enioyine n
wedding tour. They have the best wishes
of hosts of friends.
Wednesday morning Barbara Nelson.
OIL Jeanesyille' left fdr New York. Friday
she viii sail on the State Line steamer.
Nebraska" for Scotland. whittier she Is
going Tor the benefit of her health. Miss
Nelson expects 10 remain until the latter
part of September
Word was received Monday morning of
the death of Thomas D. Reese, formerly
mine foreman at Audenried, at his home
in Blockton, Bibb county, Alabama. MIR.
Reese had been suffering with Bright's di-
sease OF the kidneys and resulted in his
death Saturday morning. His demise is
Is much regretted by hosts of old-time ac-
quaintances in the county.
-Messrs. Joseph, Verzi and son. Numa
Joseph Lerchenthal, Lawrence Tarieton.
and Benjamin Clewell, all prominent citi-
zens OF Weatherly, left Thursday for Long
Pond. They will camp there for eight dav,
and will spend the time in fishing and
sweet idleness. This party goes ont every
year and they always go to Long Pond,
which has become quite a favorite camp
ing ground in the last few years,
Saturday was pay day at Yorktown and
as usual there followed night of the most
violent debauchery by the inhabitants of
olaotown, writes reporter. Beer drink
ing followed by fighting, swearing, shoot
and singing of low, coarse vulgar songs.
which makes the night hideous with dis
gusting noises is the result. The people
who indulge so violently in the above ex-
cesses should be suppressed by the strong t
arm of the law. c
ON Sunday morning about 1890
O'Clock, sermon will be preached by Rev. s
U ). Weiss in Packerton Park, opposite j
brick row, instead of in the M. e. Church. i
The young preacher desires us to invite the
people of Packerton to attend, as he will u
doubtless have something interesting to c
give his auditors. Mr.. Weiss was but re- V
Gently admitted as a preacher in the s
Methodist Episcopal church and has al h
ready gained hosts offrends. Ii
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20
PEOPLE VINO COME AND GO.
Personal Gossip about People who visi
and go visiting.

Personal Gossip about People who visit
and go Visiting.
John Seabolt, of Bank street. did busi-
ness at Freeland Tuesday.
The genial Thomas Pagan and wife.
of Easton, spent Sunday with friends in
town.
Miss Eva Moore, of Philadelphia is
visiting Mrs. Samuel Gillian on south
Bank street.
Mrs. Emma Luce, of PHILADELPHIA. is
visiting Samuel Graver and family on north
Bank street.
Mrs. W. G. Miller and daughter Ida,
OF Lehigh street, are visiting friends at
Wilkesbarre and Sayre, Pa.
Miss Susie Lutz and accomplished
young lady of Tamaqua, is the guest of Miss
Emma Obert, on Bank street.
Past Councillor Charles A. Wagner,
represented Lehigh Council, No. 1O1, Jr.
o. U. A. NJ, at the State Council in session
at Harrisburg this week.
Joe Goad who has been laid ND at the
exchange with rheumatics for the past
few months, left on Wednesday for
Willamsport, where his parents reside
-Messrs. Sendal and Nuss, two popular
Weatherlyites, were in Lehighton Satur
day. j. c. Sendal is well-known here as a
former resident; he is now a successful
merchant in the former place.
Our old friend Samuel Rickert, Sum.
nit Hill, was in town Friday, Sam is the
lutherized agens in his section for the
Walp steam heater manufactured
lere and well-known all over the country.
Misses Glare and Name Miller, of
Philadelphia; Miss Kate Adams, of Harris
'urg' and Messrs Gray and Chillman, of
Philadelphia, were guests of the genial DR..
v G. M. Seiple and his amiable wife on
outh street, this week.
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SIahonine Items.

Elias Rex is building an addition to hi
house.
II. b. Arner and Clement Kressely ar,
on the sick list.
james Sinyard lost valuable horse b,
death last week. -
DIR. M. j. Williams, of Scranton, spent
a few days in the Valley.
-tMiss E. Lilly Arner was visiting rela.
tives at DanYille this week.
"A new school house will be erected this
YeaFa Pleasant Corner.
Miss Minnie D.'-Arner was visiting at
Alldutovn during the week. N So
-ichildren's Day will be observed in the
Evangelical church on Sunday afternoon.
The funeral of Mrs. Frank Gilbert,
who was killed by lightning last week, took
place on Monday. H. a DASH.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20

Buy your ready-made clothing at Sond.
helms One Price Star Clothing Hall, Mauch
Chunk, where prices haYe been slashed and
cut down fearfully as our goods must be
sold regardless OF cost. Our stock consists
OF 1900 boys and ehildren's suits; 500
mems suits; l,SOO pair of pants and an
immense lot of other Summer goods all OF
which have beon marked down 25 per cent
below cost.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20
A Great Knock Down

in prices has taken place at Sondhelm's
One Price Star Clothing Hall, Mauch
Chunk. Our entire stock of ready-made
clothing, hats, caps, &C., have been reduced
in prices. In our Merchant Tailoring De-
partment we have cut prices and make all
wool pants, to order, at $3.50, So 81, 81. 62
and upwards. All-wool suits TO order from
Sl2 TO $40. You can saveyour days wages
and car fare by getting measured at the One
Price Star Clothing Hall, Mauch Chunk. o
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A sad AceIdeAt: ,


Harvey young,.sop Of oiw .towHsman
Harrison Straup, was Engaged b1 Tuesday
assisting Fgaoer HaRpes: 81 81 iaho tf ;i5g, ns IS
harvesting and hay,hakihg. > Tbesbos was
slightly in advance of the machine looking
for chicken nests, while thus engaged and
thinking that the moving machine had
passed by him he stepped backward and
Immediately in front of the cutting bar of
the machine, His foot was caught up by
the sharp blade and completely severed
1t oblongly from the little toe to the instep,
the part dropping under the machine. DR..
W. G. M. seiple, of South street, assisted
by Dr. Kistler, of Mahoning, performed the
delicate operation of chopharts, a modifica-
tion OF lisfranks. disarticuating the tars-
metatarsal joints. The boy is doing as well
as can be expected under the circumstances.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20

The State Council in session at Harris
burg this week elected the following Of
hcers; State councillor, John p. Wlnower.
Lancaster; State vice-councilor, Stephen
Collins, Pittsburg; State council treasurer,
John w. Colyer, No 3; State council con-
duetor, A. II. Meyers, No, l45; State coun-
ell sentinel, Edward Kaye, No. "a; Repre-
sentatiyes to National Council, William
Painter, No ia, and Harry Peck. No. GA.
The membership of the Order in Pennsyl-
yania is 10000, an increase last year of l2,
700. There is over $500, 600 In the treasury.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20
Nail This Fraud.

From the Flremen's Herald we quote the
following; Burt McAliister, president of
the Flremen's Association writes as follow
ing; A Young man giving the name of Geo.
Hlll, and who pretends TO be a disabled
fireman from AshtabuIa. Ohio, and a broth
eI-lh,law OF Chlet Greenhurg, Of Hunting
den, has been working the fremen OF Franz
lin and Bradford, this State. He Is fran1
of the deepest dye and all fremen should
be on the lookout for him.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20

Any one contemplating the purchase of
an iron fence would do well to examine the
Patent Steel Fence for sale by the Lehlgh
Coal q Hardware Co. 1t is a marvel of
costing only 37c foot Is dur
able and lasting and has the appearance of
a fence costing three times as much. Sam
pie can be seen in front of the residence of
NJ. o, Bryan on Lehigh street. 4to
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20

The wooden railroad bridge erected
across the Delaware river at Portland, sew
eral days ago by the Pennsylvania, Stating
ton ana New England railroad company, Is
being Torn down 10 be supplanted by an
keepsie and Boston railway company.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20

LEIIIGHToN.

Earned runs, Lehighton, 2; two base hits, Yen
ser, Rehrlgi total base hits, Lehighton 10: stole
bases Albright 3, Smith 2, Jennings, BOYLE base
on balls, Nusbaum 8; struck out by Reichard IA.
by zerldt o. left on bases, Hazleton 6, Lehiehton
p double plays, Hill to Richstool; wild pitches,
Zeridt a fumbles and missed grounders, Nus.
Daum Bachman; dropped thrown balls. Cart
land Nusbaumi wild throws, Boyle, Fletcher;
passed balls 'fFletccer4i time Oh and ION. Um-
pire, bartholomew; scorer, Clauss. 10
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20
Look Here, Builders,

The undersigned is prepared TO supply,
building stone, firewood, posts, etc. at
easonable prices. Address,
ii. j. DANzER.
April zf-3m. LEmGHr0N, p. o.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20
ORIGINAL CHEAPCASH STORE
We Set the PATTERN for Many.
We EGYGr We're Built for Copying,

Have You noticed how most mer-
chants use the brains of others?
In other words, great majority Of
merchants do not act nor think for
themselves, but, constantly copy or
initiate some leading business man,
and then come out in great bragado-
ella and claim 10 be the leader or or
iginator OF this and that. In all our
business methods, plans OF doing
business, advertising, building, dis
playing ofgoods, &c, .,many are trying
to pattern after us. No better in.
dorsement of the fact that we are pur-
suing the right course. could be given.
We have always found that
"ORIGINAL METHODS" are the
BEST TO FOLLOW and on this prin-
ciple we will continue to conduct Our
business
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20

Remaining unealled for in the Leblgh.
on, Pa, Post Office, for the week ending
July 8, 1889.
bBiittttner, d; H., Bachman, j. u,
spei EsupeilS, Jalhes' Freeman, L. j.,
tIoeui NJ FrantZ, Owen,
Jones, Edwin NJ, Kolb Jonas
Kline, Mrs. Annie Iudwip FTsnt,
Mayfare, Mrs. Nye. a \ ''''"'
Soysr, Mrs. Aanie, Sammons' Ell
Persons calling for any of the above
letters will please say advertised"
A. w. RAUDENBUsH, p. NJ.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20

EIGHT NEW STYLES OF RUCHING have
have been opened this week, making nine
teen styles in all Where can another
such stock be found?
WE ARE SHOWING the largest stock of PUR
SES and PoCKET-BoOKS in town. Any
thing that is worth having will be found
here.
A GREAT VARIETY OF GENTS SILK TIES
and sCARFs have been placed on our
counter. All the new styles in light and
dark effects.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-07-20

April 2I-8m
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-05-30
these scandAlOus stOriesp A.-No, sir; he

these scandalOus stOriesP A.-NO, sir; he
did not
Q.-You have heard DR. McCoy's state
ments as to what he described as admis-
slons by you to him? A.-Yes.
Q What statements did you make to
him? Al never made any siatemeuis
to him-he never gave mo on opportunity
he steered clear of me--until the July
meeting at my Office; asked MIN, when
they were talking about the teachers, what
changes they had to make; they said they
had no changes to make; l said il would
be- great injustice 10 the girls 10 blast
their character and turn them out-cloud
their fair name; told them had heard
the stories, and that they we're false; said
the stories grew, and from m lie hill had
reoched the size of a mountain; that is
where he triss to say about remark
l used ah0nt Miss BeshOre; I said
before 1 would sign that list of
teachers, with those girls left out,
would let my right arm wither; in adj
ditiOn to that, said 1 would let them
chop my arm Off from my fnger-tips up
to my shoulder before would blast the
names of these girls; Mr.. Eschstruth said
they had to protect themselves; l said if l
bad 10 protect myself at the expense of
these Innocent girls, by blasting their
characters, would want the public to
crush me ont of existence; he said | voted
against Miss Bsshore, and said l said che
was as pure a. ice aud "a chaste rs snow;
the fact is, | never said anything Of the
kind, and he knows it; never heard it,
till he told it on the stand; the fact is,
Miss Beshore was not up, her mans was
not mentioned, but he wanted to get that
in which was false; had heard of the
stories going around, and asked Dr. Nc
Coy who had told him; he said Mrs Pipes;
asked him to tell ma just what she had
told him, and he repeated it.
AFTERNOON SESSION.
At the afternoon session Mr.. Geo. B.
Caldwell, of counsel for defense, appeared,
having Just returned from Philadelphia
The direct examination was resumed
Q-Were you ever in Miss Stephens
room with the door locked? A-No.
Odd your SOB John ever carry coal
up, aud find the door locked, and you in
there2 A.-No sir.
The cross examination, following, will
appear tomorrow.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-05-30
Hit bya Coincidence.


The owner Of a place on Second avenue
stood ir MS barn door on the alley the
other day when a man with q wooden leg
and a crutch came along sod passed the
time Of day, and finally said:
say, want you to do me favor l
want to leave my leg with you for a few
minutes.
"Whye'
s'I want % 20 around an Second avenue
and work a house for a half a dollar IN
money. I've got a pointer that the folks
are sympathetic. If ! 20 with one leg
I'm sure of II
eyery well; Just leave your leg and I'll
take care OF lt.
The wooden substitute was unstrapped
aud handed over, and the cripple used the
cutch 20 help himself down the alley
Five minutes later be rung the door bell
Ola house around the avenue 70 have It
ooa1ed hv the man he had seen at the
barn.
.W-wha- whatr' be gasped IN aston
shment.
VERY sympathetic family lives here"
quietly replied the other. You seem 10
have met With a sad loss, and Pm anxious
10 lelD Won Here's a wooden leg which
may q you.
The leg was banded over, the man sat
down on the steps and strapped It on, and
as he GOT up and stumped through the gate
n- sa'd 90 himself;
.Iva beard Of condolences ever since 1
81 ss knee high 10 a hop-toad, but this is the
irst one that ever hit me with both feet to
0ncen
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-05-30
WOOL.

WHEELING, TUESDAY, May %.
The season for medium unwashed wool in the
interior counties of West Virginia has been ac-
tive and most OF the wool has found ready
market at % cents per pound. These woods be.
ing in better request than the fine woods, which
are raised in our Panhandle counties, buyers are
giving the medium woods more attention. Farm
ers in this section have been busy washing and
shearing their sheep, but we hear OF no wool
buyers who have made any effort to purchase.
During the next week or ten days there VIII be
some looking about 10 see what condition the
wool is in From what we can learn prices viii
start OIL at from % to soc for fine fleece washed
We continue to quote:
Fine fleece, washed, IS to SOC; unwashed one
third of; medium fleece washed 30 to 33c; me
dunn unwashed % to 26c; tub washed 30 to BIC
PHILADELPHIA, Pa May 2s.-wool, quiet
and prices unchanged; Ohio, Pennsylya-
mia and West Virginia Xxx and above 32a@c;
y 82aS3c; medium 36a3Sc coarse 35a37c, Michi-
gan and western fine Xxx 2Sa3lc; medium 35aNc;
coarse 35a37c; fine washed delaine y and Xxx S5a
37c: medium washed combing and delaine 37a4Oe;
coarse do 37a39c; Canada washed eombing Sla
36c: tub washed 3ia40c; medium unwashed comb
ing and dolasne 2Sa30c; coarse do Ya2S; eastern
OREGON l6a20c: valley Oregon 20a27; New MeXi-
oau and Colorado lia2l
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-05-30
MARTINS FERRY.

The celebration of memorial day VIII
be more general and the celebration more
extensive than for years. The Grand Army
committees got 70 work early this season:
and their arrangements are complete IN ali
resnects. The only thing which may tend
90 dampen the srd0r Of the celeorstofs' Is
the scarcity Of flowers caused ~ the eo,u
weather of the past few days. The paraoe
win bs much more than ordinary. me
Nevor and members OF the police force
viii take the head Of the column, ana VIII
be followed By the fire department. FOR
lowiuc, this will come the Grand Army
Sons of Veterans, Ladies Relief CORPS
Knights Of Pythias, Ode Fellow, Amen,
can Mechanics, School Children, ScnOol
Cadets. and members of the various
Sabbath SchoOls An excellent program me
has beel arranged TO be carried out at the
grove. and a vel selected choir Of trained
ices viii assist. On the whole the day
viii. with propitious weather, be one long
10 he reno mbered.
Yesterday Manager Dave Ray, of the
Martins Ferry Base Ball Clab, received a
telerram from the mansg ment Of the
Neshanuock Club, OF New Castle Pa, an
uouncing that they will not he prepared TO
meet them to-day. The two clubs will,
however. come tsgether later IN the season,
prohfbly about July fourth. The Martins
Ferry club wilt make two weeks trip,
commencing about july FIRST, 10 play with
, number OF crack amateur clubs IN West
ern Pennsylvania.
Tho tenders Of the hot machines at the
Tanohlin mill went home yesterday morn
no on account Of some plate being I'M
nroperly piled by the wheelers. The mat
ter was very trivisl, and the men went
80, fron, the mill before the manager ar
rivs5. There will be no trouble settling
tba difficulty. and the mill will probably
be on tomorrow morning ,.4.,-
The funeral Of Mr.. Henry Helllng too I
,lace from the German Lutheran Onuicn
Ss.terdev afternoon. Rev. Daysken
,,re,ebei the funeral sermon, ana tne
mineral was one of the largest ever seen III
ihis city. ~ nm
fortunate As to fall from a step ladder ana
break her leg q few weeks ago, IL DONG as
we'll as could he expected.
Chief Heaion has issued a call for all tne
fire companies to meet at the corner OIL
Fourth and Hanover streets al . d H. "
day. w.
Peter Bunehauser, Of Milwaukee, WIS,
is in the city arranging to establish an
agsncy for brand Of fine Milwaukee Deer ,;
The G.. A. R. Will be pleased 70 have All
ex-Union soldiers Join them in the parade
to-day. -.
County Treasurer Robinson was IN the
city yesterday. ~ s..h;s
Mr.. NJ. K. Smylie is still confined to his
home.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-05-30
npnrp OLE PUBLICATION.

The object of this suit is 10 obtain for the plain
tiff a decree OF divorce from the bonds OF matr
mony existing between him and the said defend
ant And 1t appearing from an affidavit OF INC
said plaintiff, filed among the papers OF sslo
cause. that the defendant, Rosa Paur is not q
resident Of the State OF West Virginia, said de
PENDANT is required 70 appear in said cause with
in one month after the fret publication OF this
order and do what is necessary TO protect her IN.
terests in said suit II is further ordered that
this order be published and posted as required
by law. ,.-,-,, ,,,--,- - - -.,,
Court at the Court House Of said county, this 1th
day Of May, 1889, towit: May Rules leoy.
JOHN W. MITCHELL. Clerk.
Published the first time May 9th, lssy.
Attest JOHN W. MlIChELL, CleIk'
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-05-30
NOTICE TO TAKE DISPOSITIONS.

NOIIIF TO IAht UEFVoI IIVI'0'
George Paur In the Circuit Court o.
vs. ONO county III
ROfa Paur. Chancery.
Take notice that the deposition Of George Paur
will be taken at the law Office Of Eugene Hanke,
No. 1916 Chapline street. in the city OF wheeling,
W. Va, and Of Alfred ChaTgOis and F. Otto and
Others will be taken az the law Office OF Chas ID;
Cafferv' In the city OF Lafayette in the State OF
Louisiana, on the Dist day OF June A. ID 1889
between the hours offs o. clOck a. m. and O'CLOCK
u. m, to be read I'm evidence in the above named
cause on behalf Of said George Paur. Ana H.
rom anv cause. the taking Of the said deposi-
lions shall not be commenced, or being com
meneed, shall not be completed on that day, the
taking Of the same will be Adjourned from time
10 time until the same shall be competed
GEORGE PAUR,
BY Eugene Hanke, his Attorney.
To Rosa Paur. mysoaWt
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-05-30
FLOUR, GRAIN AND FEED.
WHEELING. TUESDAY. May 2.

WHEELING, TUESDAY, May %.
The -four market is dull and there are no signs
Of an improvement. The signs for an abundant
year of cereals were never better at this date, and
the only dangers to wheat not now past are rust
or wet harvest In view OF the crop prospects
wheat has dropped 8 cents per bushel In the past
week. and is now quoted at IS cents, with re-
ceipts quite liberal at that figure.
The following quotations are wholesale, retail
prices, being from so TO 70 cents higher:
FLOUR Choice family -four in wood 81 70; in
paper 81 90 per barrel
GRAIN--Wheat per bushel S5c; coorn per bushel
4Oa45c; oats per bushel S0aS2c.
FEED-Middlings per ton 81 co. bran per ton
baled hay per ton Sl4 90 to SIG 90; loose hay
sl2 co. si3 90 and sl4 CO per ton.
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why They staid Away.
TrGs sUtnos.


Parson-"There were few present at the
prayer meeting yesterday evening. l sup
pose they were detained at home by the
heavy showers. "
Deacon THAT'S what l thought al
first, but bad my suspicious and 1 deter
mined to sift the matter to the bottom
"Whst do you mean, deaconr
81 mean that went to the circus anu
nv worst fears were realized, for there
were all the absent members, and they
not only staid until the performance was
over, but they attended concert afterwards
never was so mortified in all my life.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-05-30
PETROLEUM.

NEW YORK. May 29.-Petroeum opened
steady at s8Kc. and after moving up to a19c,
the price yielded under western selling and de-
clined to s31Sc Aslight rally followed, on which
the market closed steady at $3.50. Sales 900
barrels.
OIL CITY, PA, May 29.-Petroleum, opened
and highest Si3zc; lowest $50; closed at s3Nc.
sales. 63i 600 barrels: clearances, l,GoiOO bar.
rels: charters l42S5 barrels; shipments 1915
barrels; runs, -, ISIS barrels.
PrrssURG, PA, May %. - Petroleum dun
and heavy; opened and highest 4}sc; closed at
sg4c; lowest s3l5c.
BRADFORD. PA, May 29.-Petroleum opened
and highest sl1fc. closed at s354c; lowest o'19c.
TITusv1LLK, PA, May 29.-Petroleum, opened
and highest sl3kc: lowest s35Sc; closed at s34c.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-05-30
An AooommodatIpr AmerIoan
Tzas Syangs.

Euelishman-"You h'Americans hall
talk through your noses"
American-"Well, hereafter whenever
there is an Euglishman around and want
TO talk. III remove my nose and put 1t IN
nv pocket, provided you will do the same
with YOUR supsIhucus matches. We are
willing TO do anything TO promote COCA
feeling.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-05-30
Along Ceremony.

oBst,er not wait for Charlie any longer.
You know what it is when a fellow Is call
ing on bis girl
"Ah. there they are now. de IL just
bidding her goodnight"
"All right; let Us 20 and have game oil
billiards. Wen Just have time"