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The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10
How to Rest.

DR.. Jackson's Health Journal says
cat is a sermon to nervous people She
finds the quietest spot about the place.
where it is cozy and sunny. or in sum-
mer shady, drops down just as her flesh
will drop. with each muscle relaxed and
goes to sleep. The doctors cat sermon
is that we Americans do not know how
to rest or sleep, or how to rccuperate and
make the most of life. What we need is
to know how to relax every time we feel
tired or tagged, instead of pegging on
under stimulus of tea or alcohol
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10
Gen. sherman at the Play.

Most people are aware that Gen. w. T.
Sherman is resident of New York, and
that he is one of the most tireless of
theatre goers. He is first nighter. and
usually conspicuous figure on an aisle
seat or in a proscenium box. A pecu-
Iiarity of the generals is that he seems to
forget that any one besides himself is in
the theatre He talks to his companion
about the people on the stage in tone of
voice easily audible up in the balcony.
He coughs, clears his throat, blows his
nose with sound like a steam whistle,
and actually bellows out his remarks
without regard of his surroundings The
other night at one of the fashionable
houses he broke in upon a perfectly ST.
lent bit of stage action, which was being
worked out by young actress, with the
stentorian praise of;
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10
No. 376.

What is short when it is longf
What gives weakness when tbs strong!
What painful loss can make us glad9
What risks more heights than any lad
What is it that is always tired
When there is strength for work required!
What thing to live must lose its head!
and what from too much breath lies deadf
What while running always liesF
What is disregarded viceS
What book still lives when robbed of leaves:
And can you name the unseen thieves?
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10
What Others Say.

To make success of peach growing
one should select elevated sites and warm,
sandy soils, or localities near large bodies
of water In most situations a peach or
chard should be well cultivated. So adj
vises a practical horticulturist
In the San joaquin valley, CAL, the
report is that the prospects fer large
wheat crop have not been SO good for
six years.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10
"She's going to make an actress"

5orf'e5
Everybody near him stared and then
laughed. The general did not appear to
be aware he had been heard, coughed,
blew his nose audibly, and then settled
back into his big collar with loud grunt
Of utter contentment. At that theatre
where everybody knows the old warrior,
his rumbling Interruptions are accepted
good naturally. New York Letter to
Pittsburg Post.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10

No. 3S3.-Concealed Birds.
Levi bisected the obtuse angle.
Why is the omnibus tardy today?
Ezra i'll treats his little brother.
Jane must return home at once.
This place must be Gretna Green.
Kate always has Questionable company.
Miss Eldridge sings very sweetly,
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10

No. 378. -Beheadings.
A sound in kitchens often heard;
Behead, a foolish act inspired;
Behead again, its leaves are stirred
Once more and silence is required.
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No. s77.-A Simple Charade.

Take half Of what is needful for the dead,
What helps physicians to their daily bread;
Join these together, bright and clear,
And drink for breakfast without fear
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No. a19.-Pied Cities.

/. Plevoliro. 2. Mr.. Latiboe 5. DR.
Seend. 4. Las Mesrile 5. Tanhes G. Glareis
T. Vanaha s. Vanhsana.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10

No. 38O.-Anagrams of Popular Authors.
Lame Jim Deels. Nab through door.
All, Normal Drain Will likes coin.
It's to maui coal. All, Cyril Macy.
Clare L. Wilton. Leave the trader wed.
Who illsee mad Allin Tarent, the boss.
Liar, send checks. A deep city main ran.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10
A Postal Card Well Filled.

When some antiquarian of the future
reports that citizen of Belfast wrote
on postal card the whole Of one of the
annual messages of President Cleveland
the inference will be that President
Cleveland was man Of few words, but
the inference will be wrong. The mes
sage contained $4,000 words, yet Mr..
Ria Kittredge got it all on the card with
a steel pen and ink, each letter, as seen
through microscope, being beautifully
formed Moreover, a border three
cighths of an inch wide is placed around
the card. representing string of beads,
fifty-two in number, each three-six-
teenths Of an inch in diameter, and most
of them containing the Lords prayer;
1000. words are put into this border.
Mr.. Kittredge is u years old, and says
he could get $4,000 words on postal
card. 1t took him forty-five days to
write this one. Lewiston (Mel Journal.
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Read the following Mr. c. H. Morris
Newark. Ark. saws: WAS down with Alb
scess of Lungs, and friends and physicians
pronounced me an Incurable Consumptive.
Began taking Dr. Kings New Discovery for
CONSUMPTION. am now on my third bottle,
and able to oversee the work on my farm.
1t is the finest medicine ever made.''
Jesse Middlewart Decatur, Ohio, says:
Had i not been for DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption would have died
of Lung Troubles. Was given up by doctors.
Am now IN the best of health. Try it
Sample bottles free of W. A. Allen & Co. 5
Newcomers cannot afford to be with
out the FLORIDA AGRIcULTURlsT. Only
80 per year
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Modern Proverbs.

Decorations of the golden grain
Are set to allure the aged fowl in vain.
CryptogamouS concreton never grows
On mineral fragments that decline repose.
1t is permitted to the feline race
To contemplate even regal face.
Observe yon plumed biped fine!
To effect his captivation,
Deposit particles saline
Upon his termination
Teach not parents grandmother to extract
The embryo juices Of an egg by suction;
That good old lady can the feat enact,
Quite irrespective Of your kind instruction.
Pecunary agencies have force
To stimulate to speed the female horse
The earliest winged songster soonest sees
And first appropriates the annelidec
Extremes.
The bootjack and applejack. The former
goes to the feet and tho latter to the head.
Key to the I'uzzler.
No 367 -Charade a dictionary.
No S6S.-Easy Word Squares:
M OATS (bI DOLL &c, LOAD
AGUE OHIO Gus E
TUFT LION ASKS
SETS LONE DES K
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10

The weight of opinion at the recent
Vermont dairymen's convention seemed
to be that warming water for stock pays
well, except where warm spring or well
water is supplied in warm stables
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NJ A B
MA D A M
B A D

No. 374.-Enigma Bark.
No. 375.-Riddles: (a) Alphabet. (b) Coffln.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1889-04-10
Extremes.

The bootjack and applejack. The former
goes to the feet and tho latter to the head.
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Key to tl,e I'uzzler.

No. 367. -Charade: a dictionary.
No. S6S. Easy Word Squares:
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-08
FRIDAY FEBRURY $, 1850.
THE SEED WHEAT BILL

Elsewhere we give IL synopsis of
the seed wheat bill which was passed
last week. Its general provisions are
very good, but like all such bills il is
open to criticism. 1t is very differ.
emit to construct IL bill ut once safe for
the county and convenient and feas.
IDLE for the beneliciaries. Two of the
provisions are faulty. One COMPEL.
ing the beneficiary to take his oath
and his attesting witnesses before the
county auditor. Why would not a
notary public do just as well, and save
expense of Il trip to the county seat!
Another defect is that IL man must
practically reduce himself to the level
of Il pauper to obtain help, us he must
swear that she is unable to procure
the necessary seed wheat" For q man
might be in pretty fair circumstances
rs far rs stock, land, ETC., are concern.
I'll and yet he Il person who should lie
IL proper party to receive aid. AS the
county does not lend this wheat with.
out the hest of security, how can Il
man give this security and still swear
That he is unable to buy seed wheat
elsewhere!
by the terms Of the bill, if anything
is to he done, it must lie done quickly.
AS but few are 81 much interested
that they can afford to run around the
country getting up petitions, it would
be well for the Alliance organizations.
and for individuals in localities 10 cir.
cula.c petitions and SEMI them in to
the county auditor. The form of the
petition need only be to ask the coun.
ty commissioners to take favorable
action OH the seed wheat bill naming
it by its title.
AS by the terms of the bill, it re.
Qnres II unanimous vote of all the
hoard to put it in action. the question
of whether the seat of Mr.. Arnold is
vacant or otherwise will have II bear.
ing.
We do not know as there is actual
necessity for this bill to lie put in
force III this county. There is prolsl.
lily sufficient surplus OH hand to and
all that are i'll absolute need without
bonding, and there is considerable
amount of seed OH hand or can he ship
ped in by private parties, who coul.
sell OH us favorable terms us tho
county.
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Consumption Cured,

AN old physician, retired from prac-
tice, having had placed i'll his hands by
all East India missionary the formula Of
u simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure ofconsump-
ton, bronchitis, catarrll, asthma and all
throat and lung affections, also posi-
tive and radical cure for nervous debili-
ty and nervous complaint, after having
tested its wonderful curative power in
thousands of cases, has felt It his duty to
make it known to his suffering fellows
Actuated by this motive aud desire to
relieve human suffering, l will send
free of charge, to oil who desire it, tlis
receipt, in German. French and English
with full directions for preparing and
using. Sent by mail by addressing Will
stamp, naming this paper.
24-eow w. A. NoYEs,
l49, Powers blk, Rochester, n. Y.
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THE p1sTRIcr METHop1sr

The secular press is q powerful in.
strunicnt of to-day in the circulation
OF public continent if not in its form.
alton. AS to the last there may bt
some question, rs is doubtless true it,
existence is largely dependent upo,
ll'e approb sti1n of the masses WHOSE
demands are met by lis utterances.
IL IT'S pecnniarY remuneration is the
fundamental basis of its existence, its
vibration must harmonic with the
wants in the case. The fact is then
that it need nat muster "a single Oh.
position to the forces af evil that ex.
lists. though they may be toru:.lable
and desperate. ii public sentiment
endorses OF even INDUCES their exist.
ence. it may pass On uumolested and
1nprono!,nced without material re.
sponsibility or discount.
This is not tile case with the reljpi
GUS press. it has Il pronounced and I'M
|eqivOcated sphere in which, to exist
Its law of supply and demand is moi
vested IN pecuniary returns, but i,
the principles that constitutes it.
character. 1t has york to do tina
must he done with fearless inditrrr
0nce TO the frowns or fancies Of ti.asl
who might be opposed to the cs:ab
lishe'l principles of right. The per
'sistent aud uneompromising utter
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-08
DAKOTA VS.. MANITOBA

lie Winnipeg North West Farmer
is an excellent agricultural journal
as such, but when in It takes occa.
sion to mention Dakota, one would
think that we lived in Il land tllous.
am,ls Of miles away from Manitoln,, SO
entirely different does it represent
the people, laws lands, climate, and
institutions generally of The two sec.
lions. 1t seem to us that neighhors,
thus adjacent, cannot afford To run
down the natural resources of each
"tlier, us it must react on their own
country as well. If it is SO cold in
Dakota. if it's people are starving, if
its crops are frosted. il the country is
overwhelmed by debt, if we cannot
raise good crops, how is it that Man.
itoba which lies alongside, is further
north, is less thickly settled, with the
same general Geographical and geo.
logical features, with the same classes
and largely the same nationalities of
people. how is it that Manitoh,
50 far excels Dakota, that Manitoh.
is an clysium and Dakota the op,msite!
Shurly the breezes that vase the
cross Of st George do not necessarily
become billiards. when they blow on
the stars and stripes. The rain de-.
sends OH the just and unjust whether
lst OIL this side of the line or the
other. The sun shines full as many
hours OH Dakota, az in Manitoba
Churches, school houses. railways are
equal Mt least, the people as industri.
OILS and civilized. Where does this
contrast come in! And not only TIL.
Farmer. hut otlier Manitoba and Can.
adam journals. never fail to herald
abroad any floating news. he it t.ue or
otherwise. which may be to the lctri.
ment Of Dakota. Last week one of
the Winnipeg dailies contained tele.
grams from some "Domimnn ag"nt''
ut Devils Lake, reciting that the ,lcs!i.
tuition among Dakota settlers was
something awful. A canard which has
been officially investigated 10y Il Unit.
eel States army officer and s!,own to he
wholly untrue. The result of the
investigation WAS published over three
weeks ago and they us newspapermcn
must have seen il; still they prefer to
publish the old Chestnut. Why!
We ask the North Western to ans.
wer the following questions, OIL honor,
and make them public.
Has Manitoba any superior ad.an.
tages over Dakota in soil, climate, or
other natural resource. and if so,
wherein do these advantages lie, Has
Manitoba any advantages oyer Dakota
in the intelligence, industry aud aver.
age wealth Of its farmers! Has Man.
itoba made any greater progress dur.
ing the last ten years than Dakota!
III making these comparisons we
:lsk that area for area he considered;
that is, that II the whole of Dakota is
taken into consideration that enough
of Northwest Territory be included
to make conditions equal. If only
Manitoba is considered than al equal
area adjacent he compared.
Shall We hear form the Nor West!
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Mortgage Sale.

IyNyIlEkEAS,. default has been made In the
w payment fthe sum Of eleven (SlD dollars
instal lment of interest, which became due and
able on October 1rt, lss. ind also in the pay
staiimert Of interest, which BECAME duo and p.y
able OH the first day Of April, 1883, and also In
the payment of The further sum Of eleven (slI dol
lars, instnlnent Of ir!erest, which became due
and payable on The first day Of October, 1885,. up.
OH u certain mortgage, nude. executed and de.
iyered by Simon Ditkinssn sn4 Itssette Diekin'
mortgagors 10 the Dako,n Mortgage Loan Cor:
p0ratioil, Of Boston, massachusetts,, MORTGAGE,
the name nf which raid corporation, taid mort.
sasye 1 y, nee!' a.hEs saa dhte end towtt;
ture of the State of Massachusetts, approved on
said day, changed to Globe Investment Company;
said mortgage bearing date. the 5th dayof April,
day ass ~ y the
Penb;na and Territory Of Dakota, on the 10th
day OF April, 1856. at 4=2O O'clock, p. H., in book
!safmortgagea. on p'ge s5s, and whereas a fur.
nts a GfsS e Y s sssa sa s as saa
sesscd against tile land covered BY said ih6r,gefe
prior 70 The date q the rule Of lands for city.
~ order to ro'eSt the lien q the said MORTGAGE
teen s dollars shd ssssS, ssssn cents sisl T.
October 3rd, 1887. aud seven dollars and sixty
five cents (s7.65 on February 1st, 1888, in the rat
isiuction Of the taxes lawfully levied upon and
assessed against tho lands covered b. said mort.
gase, tor he years 1855 and lss7; the same being
Sa sus sa sa The y said a. deis
thirty daye. Tie whole SUN secured BY said
mortgage Il hsreby declared u be due and nay.
able, us stipulated by ssid mortgage. I'M case Of
lajprc to comply with the conditions thereof.
ibid tlrt ~ rehs0n OF such default aud dGciar4i-
lion Gf0r;aaid, there ~ clnimed 70 be due, and is
due, Oh rnid mottgage i'lle aaIe Gf th:s notice.
or proceeding. ut law or otherwise having been
Instituted TO recover the debt secured Is said
mortgage or any part tllerereOf.
Now, therefore, notice IL hereby given, that by
rirtre Of power OF rae contained in raid mort
gsge. and ~ virtue OF the statute In such case
made and RrSI ,a a. rig mo5tgage viii be
conveyed thereby, namely: The east halt lex i
Of the northwest quarter INV X and east hull
(es Of tile southwest quarter [swk i of section
i've two t22] In township one hundred and
siyty-two [lG2, range fny-six 1861 west, in the
CUGntv OF Pen,bina and Territory. Of Dakota, TO-.
geii,el with eherediiansnts =! and aPpu,tenances
del Tor cash % pay iorald debt. intefsstand tx.
cs and the disbnrse ments allowed By law, which
eale will he made By the sheriff Oft County OF
rtmbine npd Territory Of Dakota, or his deputy,
ht The fr9nt d9or Of ille court house. in the City
q l'emIiha. in'ihe County Of EnlWblns AMI Ter
ri;ory of Dakota 'ht the Hour OfiSh O'clock a.g.
on ,lle nIneteepth day Of March. 1850. subject 70
s 9! !ss s s ns %1 ptay az
dated ut Fargo, Il. r. FIJI. ~. 1880,
GLOBE INVESTMENT COMPANY. formerly
Dako'a Mortgage Loan corporaton Hao,tgssees.
70 81 Attorneys e. mortgages, Fargo, D. T.
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Probate Notice.

't caany Of e em Rans.A Probate Court,
I In the matter of tho estate Of Henry Noltls
Notice !. hereby given that Robert Muir, attor.
ney Tor said estate, has hled with tho Judge Of
,his court petition, praying that letters 81 id.
m.nis'fation Of tho estate Of Henry Noltie, dec.
deceased, and that Saturday, the 9th day Of Feb.
rusry. 1859, at 10 O'Clock O. m. Of said day, being
day OF special term Of this court to.wii: Of the
city and county. Of pcmbina, b. r., has been roi
for hearing said petition, when aud whore any
.so m interested is may appear and show cause
Dated Pembins this 18th day OF january A,
ID. 1850. r. Anwsrnnsa
Judge Of Probrto Court,
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In the matter Of the estate Of Prits Krewit,
An Persons having claims ssains the said FrIt,
krewitt deceased. are required 70 exhibit IN
same, with the necessary vouchers, to the under.
signed Administratrix Of said estate, Of her resi-
lemblna Territory Of Dakota, and tint lou
months have been limited Is the time for credi
tors 70 present their claims against raid estate
ds'ed the 18th day 70 January isSY.
oo., NARY FROEHLCH,
s'''s Administratrix.
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ances Of religious and moral senti.

ances Of religious and moral senti.
ment by the christian press is a re.
straining power to evil that is product.
I've OF unlimited benefit to the well
heihg OF every good cause. Like the
pulpit. its existence must lie. sustained
ny all its cntcgrity in all its deljhera,
ions upon matters that oppose the
current popular sentiment that wan,
ders at largo upon every field oil
questionable moral status.-Grand
Forks District Methodist.
From the above extract we gathe.
That the Methodist is getting down tc
an appreciation of its business. While
slightly distorted, we think, it means
to say that in the newspaper business
as far as public sentiment goes, there
are two things which are the buses Of
action; !. e.-circulation of public semti
ment and formation of public senti
ment. In the secular paper, the circu
lation Is the principal while the forma
ton is secondary. In the religion.
paper THIS IS reversed.
The religious paper speaks from
the plane of the pulpit and says "come
up higher" the secular paper works
among the people us of the people and
for the people.
That the general effort and effect OF
the secular press is for reform mus,
ut least he as true us that general sen
timent is in an upward direction, and
we believe that the secular press, as
whole, is doing II great work in the
Improvement Of public morals and
public sentiment generally.
Each class of papers has its place
while tn" secular paper has no place
on the pulpit platforms; the religious
paper has no place ill-say. the slums
of politics.
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--------------------
The delinquent tax bill elsewhere
printed is u sort Of hcrmapl,rodite,
half and Il half sort of arrangement
which is good us far as it goes, but
should lave RENTED all penalties and
interest IL July lSt 10 lie cumnleLc.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-08

|H s.tAND OFFICE, Grand Forks, Dakota,
o,ASs a,ice II Hereby given that Justin W. Win.
cheetor has hied notice of his in:cntion IN
make final proof before the clerk of The ni.trct
Court OF Pembina Co.. Oak, at his of.ico in Penn.
Pin Dnk on Saturday the 2ath day Of January
lie names as Witnesses. William ii. Moorhe,d
James a. Greenwood, William Robbins md
Co., Dak. w. = e"'o'na
1925 ''"' '0f RasI.,e,
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Why I am Going 70 New Orleans.

Why am Going 70 New Orleans.
Because the great Cotton Palace,'' Ia.
GATED in the center of Lafayette Square,
New Orleans. the exterior of which il
beautifully decorated with Cotton, Cane,
Rice and Palmetto, and the interior filed
with Southern exhibits of Farm Pro.
ducts, Fruits, Flowers, Tropical Plants,
Louisiana Orange Trees loaded will,
DELICIOUS fruit, and every conceivable
thing manufactured or grown in the
South, nrraycd in the most unique apd
ARTISTIC manner, will open February IS,
and close Marcll 10.
Because. the "a Companies of Firemen,
1900 men in uniform, with the finest
nicklc plate engines. and the finest horses
in the world, will parade March 4tl,.
Because, the Mardi Gras Procession,
the most expensive aud gorgeous ever
witnessed in this or any other country,
will take place at New Orleans. March S.
Bccanse. want to visit the Northern
Settlement Oh the line Of THO Illinois
Central Railroad in Tennessee, slississip,
pi and Louisiana, and at the sl,ne time
take in the above attractions.
Because, l can spend the month OF
February anl March, tho two very worst
months in the year. i.4:,l,, st New Or
leans and points near by.
Because, can purchase q low rate
round trip ticket Of any local agent, read
ing Via Chicago or st. Louis, and thence
via the Illinois eentta!, t|e direct line
between the North and the south.
because have written Mr.. J.F.Merry,
General Western Passenger Agent, Man.
chester, Iowa, and he has mailed me
Freq. as he does all who writes i.;,g,
a full library of pamphlets and circulars,
describing all the above ATTRACTIONS, g,y.
ing names of Hotels, Location, Rates.
where to get Furnished Rooms at New
Orleans, and Points OF interest in and
about the City. &c. &C., can't help it,
l must 20 toNew Orleans. $3.50
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Their Businoes BOOMING

Probably no one thing has caused sucl
n general revival Of trade ut r. L. Lewis
drug store as their Civ ing away to tl,ei,
customers Of so many free trial bottles Of
DIR. Kings New Discovery for cons..mp,
ton. His trade is simply enormous in
this very valuable article from the fact
that it always cures and never disap.
points. Coughs. colds, asthma, bronclii-
It's, Group. and all throat and lung diseas.
cs quickly cured. You can test it before
buying by getting trial bottle free, large
size 81. Every bottle warranted. 81
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-08

Theatrical Manager, to applicant for
position-"Dc you think you would make
good walking gentleman"
Actor, neutrality-suspicious.
far west are you going? 1:4as.SeY. York
Weekly. AZ g