New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-29
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

at f. safe to say" declares The Asbury Park
Daily Journal that there are to-day 100 places
In Asbnry Park where liquor Is Wlawfnlly sold Pro
hibton is in fact and truth dead letter here out
It is no fault of the law by their apathy the people
OF this place have just as surely killed prohibition
as If they had gone to the polls and voted against
it, for apathy is lad opposition"
A a. Chef is Worth More" Mrs. westend puts
Oh tremendous airs remarked Mrs. Riverside RiyeS
to MIS- Morr, Pare she calls calls her T %E hs oay
pays her $40 d0als month "-CPuck.
There Is evidently quiet movement in progress
In some States to check foreign immigration. The
Pennsylvania legislature for instance, at its last
session passed law requiring all miners 10 pass
an examination In the English language before they
can be permitted to enter tho mines The ostensible
reason for this law Is that all orders and danger signals
in mines must be given In English.
Senator Wade Hampton's suggestion that the
Southern problem be settled by separation OF the
races is heartily ludoIsed by "The Charleston News and
Courers and The Birmingham (AlaD Age-Herald'
President Jackson. the story goes once said to
bbulous White House employe: ." Pat. am heartily
tired of this; We win have to SEPARATE where's
yer honor gon' - promptly came the witty reply
New Haven News.
The people of New York who look with apprehension
on the recent destructive attacks Of the lumbemen
upon the Adirondack forests might well initiate those
gentlemen OF a neighborng State who last week or
ganlzed The Pennsylvania Forestry Association
Incorporation IS: "To disseminate information with
regard to the care and culture OF fores. trees; TO
create a public sentiment recognizing the importance
Of forests 10 the general welfare, and 10 aid in the
enforcement OF all laws for the protection OF trees and
forests and for the encouragement of their culture"
See here. my good LADY, said Bachelor Tompkins.
coming downstairs after his first night at his new
boarding house aud feeling If he had been sleeping
on the sidewalk, haven't you dlnlng-room"
"Certainly, sir. this way, If you please, -,
But when l asked you to furnish me with ped ana
board didn't suppose ia nave 70 nave en- Dotn III
my OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Journal.
Alas. and has the sea-serpent shrunk so much
Here is The Portland Press declaring that the sea
serpent seen in Lake Hebron Monson turns out to be
an eel six feet long and somewhat smaller than
barrel IN circumference
They pointed him out as a rising man.
man TO whom 10 pay due court,
But he author, artist, Iudge'-
O- my buffalo Times,
What better form of o. memorial institution could
there be than training school for nurses build
ing for such school has just been erected IN Pltts-
field. Mass 1t is to be known as Tho Henry W.
Bishop Sd Memorial Training School for Nurses
If is a handsome structure OF brick and stone and
every room of the thrtyslX that il contains well
lighted by large windows. On an italian marble
tablet at the right Of the entrance doors is this M
scrIption: "Ths building for the training OF nurses
was erected in loving remembrance OF Henry W.
Bishop Sd, by his father
Husband (impatiently)-what is the reason my wife
don't come down. | thought she was almost ready
to 90 TO the ball half an hour ago.
Maid-She will be ready in minute. sir sne mas
been changing her cOor.-(Texas sifttngs.
Some one has defined fre-escape as a device oy
which YOU may escape burning death inside of the
house. IN order that you may burn TO death While
getting down TO the ground. But the last tenement
house fire in this city. proved that this dehnlton IS
not true of all Horoscopes.
Mr.. Kirain's friends say that it will not take so
much to bail him ont as IL did 10 bail OUT SullNan'
Kilrain never got ful.-Nosrisown Herald.
Denmark for twenty five years past has spent $780,
600 yearly in tho maintenance of dairy schools AS
result OF The training the butter makers have receive
at this school the butter Of the country has so much
improved IN quality that within twenty years Den
marks exports of butter have increased nom 81 1oo
600 to $4,000 600 per annum.
Not the One She Wanted -Deaer-Nhat KIND OF
a novel would you like Here Is one that has been wen
received by the critics, aud they all say that IL IS
a hook that every one ought to read
Young lady-That is just the book don't want
Have YOU any that the public IS advised not 10 ead -
Omaha World.