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St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
TWO DEFINITIONS.

Two eyes OF brown, two eyes of blue,
Two shadows inthe evening dew,
Two hands whose pressure soft can thrill,
Two hearts that throb at their sweet Will
Two lips that seek two lips above,
And fhat is love.
Two hearts grown tired Of welded bliss.
Two lips that seldom get a kiss,
Two souls aweary of loves fare.
Two eyes that watch two eyes despair.
Two noIrths, should things still take .thef
course,
And that's divorce
h. ID. IicrsoI, in Cartoon.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

AS A contribution to the Sunday news
paper question it is related that New
England preacher lately sent letters to
800 young men, asking their reasons for
not attending church. No very yalua-
BILE addition to the general information
on the subject was obtained, and he
failed entirely in scoring point oh the
Sunday press, as not one of the number
attributed his church remiSsnesS to the
papers bearing that date. In some
quarters there is evidently more con-
cern to hit the Sunday press than to
gather the real reasons of vacant peWs
and fill them.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
A Washburn Thorn.

Winona Republican.
Freeman p. Lane, a member of the Henne-
pin delegation in the house, is thorn in the
side of the Washburn men. He not only de-
clines to support Mr.. Washburn, but is out
spokenin opposition. Mr.. Lane is an attor-
ney by profession-tall, somewhat angular,
with dark hair, and an independent rustling
sort of manner. The significance of his op-
position is enhanced when it is known thatit
has at least the passive approval OF some of
the strongest and most influential Repub-
licans of Minneapolis-suchm men. for exam
pie, as the Pillsburys, r. b. Langdon,
Fletcher and .otAers.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

quantities. Saloonkeepers must have
certificates of character and the consent
of the real estate owners and inhab-
itants in the block. License in st.
Louis is to be $500, and no games or
allurements of any kind are to be al
lowed-not even political caucus-and
all must be closed at midnight. 1t is
probable the measure will become a
law, and be known as the Missouri
idea.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

national expense, and more recently
wants to take in Canada by force, re-
gardless of feeling there, OF any notions
England may have. His idea is 'to
march on Hudson bay and cut Canada
in two." Possibly he is ambitious OF
military fame, and willing to take the
contract. Just now the country is more
in the humor. as choice of evils, to let
Canada annex New Hampshire and
Maine might go with it if some of its
fiighty patriots could be recalled from
Washington.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
She Heard 1t.
Puck.

L
Mrs. Malaise-Doctor, beg that you
will not deceive me about my case. Be
lieve me. l am prepared to hear the
worst.
DR.. Bismuth-Well. then, madame,
frankly-tiere is nothing the matter
with you whatever. You should try
some other scheme besides i'll health to
make youGself interesting.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

THE oversight of the ice palace de-
visers was in not securing reliable
weather prophet. Their faith was that
of the preacher last summer who illus
trated his theory with the statement
that in January in this latitude there
would be abundance of snow and ice
eighteen or more inches in thickness.
a more cautious pulpit a week ago
found nature fertile in freaks and illu-
sions. Confidence in her. stability and
uniformity has been greatly enfeebled
nf late
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

IT IS related that a Presbyterian
brother has come from the borderland
Of the North Pacific to assure the good
man at indianapolis that the preachers
who are protesting at the Inauguration
pageantrE and dancing are making fools
of themselves. Others have suspected
as much. Even HAYES was allowed to
get into the White house before setting
up as moral reformer. HARRISON is
not likely to Try to break up any chronic
usageS
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
THE BOYS.

What would we do without the boys,
Without their rellicking. romping noise9
Without their whoops and their whistles
shrill:
I tell You the place would be too still!
1t wouldn't be home if we couldn't hear
The drUmmings and thrlm1nings that split
the ear.
Tho they tie tin cans toihe poor cats tail,
And beat tattoo on every old pail,
Tho they're never two seconds at time at
rest,
Tho we vote them q bore, a nuisance, pest,
Yet we know ir eur souls life would lose its
joys
II anything happened the noisy boys.
Susie M. Best.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
ST. Paul Worried.

DUIutH news.
st Paul is becoming much worried over the
failure of Jack Frost. The architect has
drawn beautiful plans for an ice palace,
gorgeous Autographs have been prepared to
astonish the country natives the railroad
companies have printed up vast stores of
advertising matter. But there is no building
material to be had. The summer zephyrs
still zeph, and Jack Frost has only sent along
a small contingent to do the seasons work.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
A Popularity,
Terndale journal.

Nerndale journal.
One of the peculiarities of the people OF
the Twin Cities is happily illustrated by this
anecdote related in our hearing day or two
since. '.If miikman of the cities is found
to have diluted a gallon of milk with quart
of water, he is pounced upon by the dairy
commissioned aud fined $40 or $25. IT a
man debases the coin of the realm with a
small addition of lead brass or "copper" he is
sent to the penitentiary. But if man has
brass enough to water a little railroad stock
to the tune of SIS. .ooo,oo0 or $50, 0,ooo, 900
his neigkbors want to send him to the
United States senate
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
Wants His Scalp.
Saltwater Gazette.

Washburn's chances for securing the
United States senatorship are becoming so
dim that he sent on to Washington and had
Hon. William Window come to his rescue.
Senator Sabin succeeded Window, and now
he desires to elect some on In Sabin's stead.
1t is an open secret that Window seeks
Sabin's scalp, and it is also a fact that he will
find it the hardest contest he ever got mixed
up in when he attempts such thing on the
Saltwater gentleman
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
The Betting Feature.

MOOTE6uu NEWS.
The senatorial fight has now centered in
st. Paul, and politicians of all sizes and
grades are congregating there. Some OF the
features connected with the struggle are dis
graceful and disgusting to people of right
moral feelings and sensibilities. We refer to
betting money On the candidates. Any can-
didate who puts up his own money in the
hands of adherents, or sanctions the putting
of it up by friends with the view of influence
ing the vote or for financial gain, merits not
only defeat but political oblivion forever.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

true there will be some high kicking done
and with, justice too. The northern part of.
the state is entitled to more representation
and will have it or there will be row of no
small dimensions
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
With a Big B.
GAYLORD Hub

Gaylord HuD.
The ST. Paul Christmas GLoBE Annual of
thirty-two pages, containing news of every
description, and general review of the
growth and prosperity of the two great Twin
Cities, was another magnificent illustration
OF Western journalism. 1t came out on tinted
paper aud was a beauty with big B. The
GLOBE is a rlstler from way back.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
YOU HAVE ALL BEEN THERE.

On the back of supper bill hailing from
hotel are written the following
lines:
Look carefully throughout this bill;
Enough, if print would only fill.
Select some de!icacy light
To temptiexacting appetite
Then spot it.
The whiter leaves like fast express;
Is gone some half an hour Or less:
Returns with imbecile grimace,
And, staring blandly in your face
..Aint got it.
Jto,.,
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
WouId Be Honored.

Appleton Press.
Knute Nelson is spoken of by the Washing
ton Post and other prominent papers as be-
ing prominently mentioned as suitable
man for the position of secretary of the in
terror. Mr.. Nelson is admirably adapted to
fiji the position, and Minnesota would be
highly honored by his selection.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
To See the Elephant.
Duluth Tribune.

Duluth Tribune.
Minneapolis wants the state capitol re-
moved from ST. Paul to Merriam Park. mid
way between the two cities. This can never
be done. The country statesman insists
upon seeing the elephant when he goes to
the halls of state and there are no elephants
at Merriam Park
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
Questions Solved

OrtonNille Herald Star.
Marriage is not failure. Mrs. Chaska has
a S Oh, not papoose, which means that the
Indian problem can be solved by the inter
marriage of foolish white maidens and dusky
warriors. A papoose becomes an Indian; no
more papooses, no more Indians. The thing
is DONE
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

MOST of the annual messages of gov
ernors of states urge additional legisla-
ton to prevent frauds i'll elections.
None of them are more emphatic in
that line than Gov. Hills. There
should be no partisanship ia deyising
measures to protect the ballot and Grad
icate the system of bribery that is be-
coming so prevalent.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

TITS stated that in Germany live ami
mails are classed as mailable matter,
probably not including ferociously de-
veloped wild animals, although it is said
that postmasters are put to considerable
inconvenience at times. Last year
10000 animals are said to have passed
through the mails. 1t is related that
one postmaster refused to send litter
of puppies for the reason that they
would make too much noise, and was
threatened with suit. A lot of pigeons
loosely tied in sack were rejected as
being insecurely packed. Probably this
is classed as perishable matter not to be
delayed Oh the route.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

PRESIDENT CLEyELAND's future is
evidently matter of more concern to a
good many people than it is to himself.
He will maintain the dignity of All ex-
president, and locate where, and dc
what he pleases. This is reliable if moi
specially confidential.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

THE largely increased attendance at
most of the churches yesterday, would
indicate that one of the reformatory
resolutions passed the first of the year,
still has operative vitality. The acces-
sions We're chiefly men in the formative
periods of moral life. The young ladies,
of course, do not so much need reform
ati0n
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

THE congress of the Argentine Re-
public is moving on a different line from
the American senate. 1t has just dyna-
mited moss-grown monopoly-that of
the priests in marrying people for eX-
travagant fees. Civil magistrates are
now allowed to perform the ceremony,
and the clergy are indignant.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
Best Of All.
Ossian Bee.

Pink-tinted, gay and never eXeelled by a
newspaper before was the holiday number of
the ST. Paul GLOBE. 1t consisted of thirty
two pages, filed to the brim with choice
reading. nicely gotten up, without extra
charge to It's patrons.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

II PATRICK FORD has really notified
GEN. HARRISON that BLAINE must
have the largest chair in the cabinet or
his paper will open its batteries upon
the administration, Mr.. BLAINE may
feel easy. The preachers may pound
with small effect, but the shillalah will
bring the gentlemen to time.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

If THE friends of Senator ALLISON
have secured the Chicago Times to
further his senatorial aspirations for
1892, the fact should be entrusted to
those only who don't talk.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
Its Destiny,

saltwater Democrat.
The GLOBE mas become one Of the greal
papers of the country. 1t is fulfilling its des-
tiny and is making its mark upon the civii
zation of the Northwest
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
Political Graveyard.


st. James Journal.
An effort is being made in some quarters
of the state to bring Hon. William Window
in as a dark horse in the senatorial fight. The
state contains plenty of good material with
out going into the political graveyard.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

LAST week sixty pauper immigrants
were returned to the countries that
had sent them, by the officials at New
York. A rigid enforcement of the rules
in this matter weuld make it unprefit-
able for the old countries to dump their
human garbage on American shores.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

TRt tWEEKLY-Oaily - Monday. Wednesday
and Friday.)
1y1 in nadvance. .S4 90 6 mos. in adv; ~ w
3months, in advance. 81 OO.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
ScOoped.
Detroit Record


The st. Paul GLOBE has sceoped all its
competitors by announcing the next board
of railroad commissioners as Gibbs, Becker
ana Barto
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
A Fayoritt
Turtle Mountain Times.

The st. Paul GLOBE Sunday edition OF the
23d is daisy. 1t is a mammoth issue Of
thirty-two pages on pink paper, chuck full
of choice reading matter for old and young,
and from the display adds, one would infer
that ST. Paul and Minneapolis were thriving
villages, and that the GLOBE was favorite.
1t certainly deserves well OF The people of
Minnesota,
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

SIT IS English, you know" was sug-
gested of the weather yesterday, but a
very faint suggestion of the fogs famil-
lar TO LoBdoners. 1t is stated that in a
recent fog there many old residents
were lost. and had to hire boys to lead
them hcme. Why the boys should be
able to see better than the men is not
explained. a resident of st. Paul re-
lates having seen fog in London SO
dense that people did not dare to ven-
ture ont Of their houses for three days,
and those caught out could not get
home. all vehicles being stopped upon
the streets. This condition is said to
be peculiar to London for some reason.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

AMONG the unique methods of ad-
vertising the Dakotas is the Fargo in
cident where the finder of SIS, lost by a
lady at picnic, is made to return it in
SIX brief years. His conscience pricked
rather leisurely, and not quite hard
enough to add the interest. 1t, how
ever, broke the record for a territory.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
Not the Climate,

MarshaII MeSSenger.
Any city north of Maryland might hold an
ice palace carnival with as great facilities
and consistency, so faras temperature is con-
cerned, as can ST. Paul, and the affair would
be more in keeping with the temperature of
New England states than with that of Min
nesota. As it is, the people of the country
are led to the false impression that the tenn
perature of Minnesota Is like that of Canada.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
Most PoDuIar,

oauk Centre AVaIanche.
1t is already plain to be seen that d. NJ.
Sabin, of saltwater, is the most popular man
of the two now before the people for senate
rial honors, and will surely be elected SEN
ator,
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

MIR. BLAINE has eamped at Washing
Ton, ana if his name is not on the ban
aer of the Indiana force when it arrives,
life will not be summer dream for the
grandson.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
THE STATE PRESS.
To Alternate.

Duluth Herald.
The ST Paul ice palace ought to alternate
with the legislature. Both at the same time
is too much for any well regulated COM
Inllnity
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
Have 1t or a Row.


Graceyillc Transcript.
The st. Paul GLOBE asserts that there will
be no reappertionment of the Legislative DIS
tricts this winter. Ifthis should prove to be
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

In New York nat
urally, perhaps. he
abounds more ex-
tensively than in
any other y.There
are two classes OF
the New York dude,
however, which new
er. under any cir
cumstances i II te T.
fere with one an
other. The first and
great class are the
dudes proper, who
move in all spheres
and at whose ap-
proach every door
in the city flies wide
open and the dar-
ling mammas AMI
the charming misses
hasten to receive
and entertain him.
He is the S oc j a |
dude. The o t h e T
class is just a little
more vulgar. 1t has
not yet pa sed the
| stage of curiosity
has not learned how
. to be deeply inter
ested and yetappear
l,nrad II mOypc IN
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

THE Chicago Times is getting rather
a larger crop Of libel suits than 1t
needs for advertising purposes.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

THAT unique reformer and political
iconoclist, BLAIR, the New Hampshire
senator, is man of vigorous ideas. and
would not always pacifcaIly flap the
White flag. He wants to amend the
constitution in The interest OF prOhibi-
ton. enforce education III the South at
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
THE U. S. DUDE KINGS.
The American Dude a Cpea-
ton and Not an Eyo-
lution.
Tomasso Luis Onativia, the
Brazilian Dude, and His
Style in Hair.
Berry Wall Deposed from His
Royal Position Because He
Sells Champagne.
Bob Hilliard's Contest and
How He Was Betrayed by
a Valet.
New York Press.

New York Press.
In no country on the face of the globe
does the dude blossom as he does in this
city. Indeed, the real dude may be said
to exist here almost exclusively. Other
lands and other times have had the race
with them, but in a very undeveloped
condition. Alcibiades, for instance, the
most noted dandy of the ancients, so
far forgot himself as to study philosophy
under Socrates and afterward indulge
in the very masculine and vigorous
game of war, while the Roman En-
peror Lucullus, with the most elaborate
wardrobe the world ever saw. threw
away his chances for fame immortal by
a passion for boxing and fencing. Even
down as late as the time of Wellington
the spirit of cartankerous manhood
possessed dudedom. for he declared
after the battle of Badajos that dandies
made good fighters.
The American dude is almost a crea-
ton, though most people consider him
but the result of an evolution. Some
harsh things have at times been said
against him. He has been made the
butt of endless paragraphs and cruel
jokes, but he has Outlived shem all, and
to-day he flourisheS as he has never be-
fore. He has ingratiated himself with
the ladies, and so long as the latter exist
SO long will the dudes have protectors.
They may walk our streets, and stand
upon our corners and ogle us from the
window sills of our club houses. but no
man dare kill OF kidnap them. They are
a peculiar race, and an interesting one.
too. Some thoughtless people marvel
that ladies should exhibit such a
predilection for them, but, after
all, it is not hard to See
why. Fashion largely Influences
woman. The former runs to everything
odd. Odd pieces OF furniture, for ex--
ample, are sought after and priced, and
why not odd articles of humanity? No
parlor ever held anything more charm
ing than genuine dude. He never in
trudes an idea. and posing as he Will
either in the center of the room or be-
side some statue he invariably will sug-
gest for discussion when other topics
run out, the question as to whether or
not the writer in the Scriptures had not
the American dude in mind when he
wrote of that which neither works nor
spins and yet is bedecked in raiment
more gorgeous than that OF the lilly OF
the valley
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

SUNDAY ALONE.
1yri in advance 81 90 8 mos. in adv. .50c
+ m. in advance L 90 mo. in adv......2oc
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
1y1 in adyanceS10 90 8 mos. in adv. 50 50
6m in advance 5 90 5 weeks in adv. 90
One month .....S5c.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

going into the business of selling cham.
pagne has estrallged many from him.
Indeed, the presence of Onativia in this
town is said to be the result of con-
spiraey. at the head of which was Bob
Hilliard, for the sole purpose of
deposing King Wall. Several at
tempts have been made as
well to lure his ex-majesty
into canyassing for well-known brew
ing firm, which would, of course. eon-
stitute valid grounds for his being
drummed out of the ranks: but Wall
saw through the pretty scheme and de-
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
serye ed. Address all letters ana teiegrams 10
THE GLOBE. st. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One Year, 81 Six Mo. 65c Three Mo. 33(
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-01-07
THE DAILY GLOBE

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
DAILY (NoT INCLUDING SUNDAYo
yr in advance. So 90 8 m. in advanceS2 w
IN. in advance 4 90 6 weeks in adv. 00
One month. 7Oc.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-12-11
A HUNDRED YEARS OF CONGRESS-.
The Centennial Celebration.
PROCEEDINGS AT THE CAPITOL
Notable Gathering in the Hall Of
representatives.
GRAFTON BY THE CHIEF JUSTICE

The ceremonies in commemoration OF the in
auguration Of George Washington were held in
the Hall Of Representatives this afternoon The
ceremonies were simple, in keeping with the
nature Of the event celebrated and the
character Of the man whom all Amer
lea honors in memory. The President
of the United States, with his cabinet,
the Supreme Court the governors Of
states, the Senate and House Of Representa-
tives, the representatives of foreign govern
ct distinction in national affairs were assembled
to do honor TO the occasion.
The distinguished guests only were admitted
to the floor of the House. To accommodate
these every available foot OF space was taken
up with seats. The heavy upholstered chairs
and sofas from the Speakers lobby were
ranged in a semi-circle in front OF the Speakers
desk for the President his cabinet, and the su-
preme Court. The general public were ad-
mitted to the Capitol by card only, So that
halls and corridors. The galleries
filled slowly, large proportion OF
their occupants being ladies. chiefly the fami-
lies Of Congressman and officials of the govern
ment. The "gentlemen's" gallery, which 10
usually occupied by the masses" regardless
of race. previous or present condition, was oc-
cupied by favored constituents of the assem-
bled statesmen, both ladies and gentlemen.
Half an hour before the ceremonies began
the galleries were all filed and the corridors
were clear. When the Speakers gavel fell, at
l2:45, the hum of voices ceased and perfect
decorum was preserved.
The first arrival on the floor OF the House,
other than members or officers of that body,
was MIR. Walker Blaine. Ex-Postmaster General
Horatio King and Gen. bob" Schenk were not
far behind him, and they received hearty
greetings from old friends and associates Ex-
Postmaster General Don NJ. Dickinson held a
reception on the democratic side and seemed
to spend most of the time in close conversation
with southern members. Representative
Blount Of Georgia WAS his chaperon.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-12-11
GRAND ARMY STATISTICS.
The Census to Show How Many Sur
vivOrs Of the War There Are.

The cooperation Of the Grand Army is to be
invited by the special agents Of the census to
assist in making as complete as possible the
list OF names of the surviving veterans of the
late war. The census enumerators, in addition
to their other duties, are required to secure the
names of all veterans Of the lato war, the name
OF the regiment length of service, disability,
&c. Many Of these names are on the rolls Of
Grand Army posts, and it is proposed to obtain
the lists and by comparing them with the
census returns insure accuracy. The pension
Office has list of the names Of some 800, 600
veterans and widows, and this list will also be
used in the work. Preparations are being
made to print l,600, 600 names, but it il esti-
mated that the survivors and widows will not
reach that number. It is thought that about
], ,2O0, 900 names will represent all the survivors
Of the late war and the widows Of survivors
Superintendent Porter has been urged to
enlarge the scope Of the field which he pro-
poses to cover by inserting the military record
Of each man, but he finds that it will be inn
practicable.