Telegram-herald., 1889-06-26
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molleE ~ tseDty-Ea0 CiilaEtn. .
b.lgea leaF husbands Nos ae kllOn
aas t.sy eall u toar ~ - tLeus-
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are sloag Ne nad no sseA p-rss- as
~llula ct3as des4etade Ia NJ. fcfe-
paaz.l 3 message What N0u dd ses
VA. undoubtedly tsis. --fno TAO sloNs
slll exAle.t Ia al their 7Ilpendous ana
U1sbbEe, .aged eutTely.
Wanted A good long -lhro4ted
tough-nee Led super o. - ke tne part ~
tAe hang AZ horse tAlei Anarchists
and mea 40 practlce GA tne nute %
N0lln az nlsht preferred
Ii yOu nave ever happened % see ore
of the mounted Moor, Or tAe 'O-ai-
ah SIOUX cooking lu a restaurant of
cleaning out Mep stable ar0und
tosn. ba charitable aEd iu,t stop 4nd
reflect that MOors and lndlans cant
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m0Ie than other white mea.
Tins is hardworld al best, and you q
think tbat ali the hardest part of II II
ght undrr yOa after YOU have SIT
through the nrst hall Ol tie perform
ance.
Ii anvof the clowns should be "labOr-
iug under an ud spos.UOn" today, %
wont matter. There are certain 10 be-
present ln the audience AZ least score
| ~ Grand Rapids dudes who can play
the fool perfectly aud At moment >
| notice.
When the white horse comes round
| IN the ring don stare al the red headed
! giri IN the audience, unless You want 10
! bc as bare-backed "a the horse Is inside
| just one holy second.
Hold on there, now. Don't be too
| hard on the sentimental small boy.
'Iaint such great grlst Of years since
! YOU and |, our own very selves would
| rather have been fright" with the
smiling, Sinking, bOwmg, wTiggllng,
| be- spangled, be-tlnselcd and abbrcyi-
ated skirted tight-rope girl), than 10
have been president.
Hot circus lemonade is the latest.
THIS Is how they make Il at FOTepaugh' ..
y hogshead of ram water Is placed
close by the lightning ticket seller, aud
when the friction grows too strong and
he bursts into blaze. To put himself
out he jumps INTO the hOgshead-hencc
the hot. While under water the l.. /.
:. has To keep his eyes peeled lemon
peeled and hence-but you catch the
tiayor OF the Jo-, the lemonade,
mean.
The Mensgerie.
| DarwnianS are requested not Il
"monkcy' with their circus relatives.
Little boys who intend 10 ride on the
trained pony should first empty II gai
Ion of mucilagc over the seat of then
pautaloons. After that, all they have
to do is to 'stick TO their business"
COmpllmentaries should be sent 10 al
members of the GrcenyIlle Baseball
| Club All that these nine promising
| young men now need before graduating
as "kickerS," is few lessons from Mr.
Forepaugh's "ranch-bred bronchos."
Reporters for the evening paper!
want to keep away from the elephant
He has somehow acquired the impress
sion that no other animal can beat Inn
IN the ear line, and II might not be salt
TO destroy the lllnsion.
Sensitive Grand Rapids girls who
still wear buStles should not look into
the menagerle. \ Kalamazoo girl left
the show and went and chOked herself
on mckcl's worth of tutti frutti whcI
she saw how awtully insignificant anC
nothing Ike her hump was by the side
of the camel's.
II you begin TO move suddenly ut any
T time during the performance and iint
Yourself going round the ring at th'
rate of forty miles an minute. Just keel
n stiff upper lip and hang on like {
whitehead. SONY the boa COnstric
tor and he'll swallow some fat cuss anC
so to sleep again III a minute.
The manager of the managery Gal
trains stop here one mnutcl respect
fully notifies thoughtful persons wh'
have laid IN supplies of tobacco for the
animals, to also provide thcmsclve
with sharp-eycd and industrious at
tendants, rs we positively can not stol
the show for the purpose of hunting M
what little may be left of u few lIberal
minded but misguided patrons.