Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-03-26
TIRED OH so TIRED.
"AMeeR" REELS OFF A LIST usru
SHE'S TIRED or THAT, TOO.

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Enough af =. Called Civilization of Dsde..
Es.,i.t. aud uamsag. she {. Weary.
Especially Tired ~ usiag Told Tia,
wsms. Can't Take Care sf us,ssiL
I am tirci u civilization ami all the -
callel improvements q moslrn rcience l
am tirci u sever conncctions steam heat,
fanacs- anil double windows am tirvi u
popls who lslievs In all the go-I.s bat the
gospel of fr,-h air. AMI wbo count tho hrst
AMI oaly aim % mortal erisi.Dco 90 ito
k.p warm | am tirSi q the evolution q
the "h.rsl girl- ami tho embarra~msntso onn-
s~lueni upon nesting her On the nsv foot
Ing am tircl u having 30 war twenty
pounds q clothing when one would ufice
AHA tir,,i ~ trying 90 comTTuni-s On dr-s
rcforIn, anl the ccl-slusnt scom % the low
miBisi ! am tir~i u paying Zoe dad
hor--, ami ot l-ing cheated In sIsciAl lar
gains | am tirol u cncoanisrlng The mrrvi
ls,S woman with dead biri CA hsr tounct,
and the llio,ic woman chewing gum ! am
tirri u tho cat which liss In wAii for thu
string robln. ami q tho gool liiils sunday
-cl.ol 10y wbo y ai-o lying Iow ~i,h bis
.ling shot
sosE 90 raE HuNur0s ssE HATE
am tir,i u culiivaiing I.ropls In whom !
take Tar ~. lhlsr,-t than do In oarrvi. AMI
cabtagcS | ann iirvi of cIossiycly oandh
T.oplo who, frahknoS Il the outoous q
l.,ori.hness And W brrsiins am tir~i q
l.ing told that moosy do.- Mt bring hApIa.
49,, when l knos that tho stAisment L. q
fAllacy anil hog 10 prove H. ! am tirri q
dn.ls-. ~ guisi how tirsi I am q them. And
% tho oackling volO. - loud mouih-i T~o-
20 sysrywb.rO am tirsi ~ hooking
through cro~ds for fsN- 20 take Ca trust
am tiry,i u law maker. who canBoi tel the
dis,iBciion tstwr-n frrciom AMI llc,n-'. -
i-rn The American eagle And tl'r lo~ dying
foragn banAnl am tirei u the deyl
turpci monk. AMI Tsopio Who stsal "the
livery q hsaven a. ssrve tho dsvl Ia aU
tirei u msn ~ho mistake this gToai br~fy
giols - sunshine, a. u SPINS through snow
DAME AMI summsr blc--om. Zoe q cuspllor
asd i've In II bot o. dodis "a I ana tirol q q
Law that do.- MT justify homicids Ia ths oa-o
q tho hAnsom cab driver anal the hruis Who
cArries a black snake whip Ia torturp hs
hon-- wiih ann tlryi q Tho patient d.
sTair wriitsn In tho facc. u Ut d.. and In
tn eyrs q hor-- slowly suiiccating In no-o
tas. ! am tir,,i q hoarihg T.sple blame
Ifovhicnc. Cor the - u freud OF chll
whcn violated laws of hygiene klllsd him At'i
Troytlcnce bal nsaghi % DO with H. am
iirNl u oAT muifs. AMI u awaiting tho day
when The mills q he gods shall grind their
wcarvr. into nns dust an tlrci q ogU,is
ticAl p.,opie who - no particular u.eris IN
even tho plan q rvicInption bssau-s they
were not cunsulicl In rvgAri o. Il am
tir~i q dolng thugs tscaa-s the rs.i q the
work. % them. and q tsing oonsalsr~i
crank n ! Ir-sTye snough lniiv duality D.
rcfu-s 10 h. ooniormist am tirvi'of -
ing Abclci with tho ''gr,at alike Ike chart
ty bit- a, fair. am tirei q t.ins -rvci
with vinegar and tannia when call Cor
clArct, AMI with bottlci thuD,ier AMI Light
ming whca Ass for whisky 10 tAks homs 30
an lnvAlii parvnt
uREp oT SRI pDrNcroSN
I am tlfei u all tho lmpo.itions pa, upon
uie bSago | am a wumah | am tircl q
waiting for the day uhcn | can have an cguAl
ehAncs With ths mcn. ami can L. ecntls
manDerri politician, curuDr or a noble
cUuniy commi..loDcr with "ths ~; q ths
boys- I am tirrl u iolks after they ~, too
0li 20 turn a cofee mill sKI.s'iiHs % stay AZ
tho ships helm ami guide her through tho
hroakcn ! am tirvd % Ia; years f1wcr
pods In this summers sArien, and q all two
lqcgSi doukeys | am iiryd u eII.BilnS
sympathy uPln book Assuis oripple~, hurdy
gurly griaicra ami tramI~ ! am tirei q
The brakeman who night after uight and
year after ycaT erie. "EvingSion" on the sa-
burban train am ,irei q ,hs mo,hor who
allows her boy % b. a little rowdy bSAuse Il
l. "boys way. When b. might ts Little
Lord Fauniicroy with prvIsr training !
am tir,,l u swing children seni 20 parents A.
ryckls-sly a. th0agh one shouh -.ni pearls ~
swine o. gAflAnds % summer flowers 10 Boi.
hmitss ! am tir~i u psopls who never
moAn what they Say or say What they mcan-
! am tired % waiting Cor death 10 prove hos
gooi fell0s n man wAA. o. bow nobls a aini
AMI martyr woman haA bsn am tired
u hsaring that our girls cannot 10 about
vithout chapsrons. wben tbs fashion u only
toadylzn borrowed from EurOpsAn society.
I am tirei % bslns asked 20 t.lievo that
sweet ami true American girl may not L.
trusted tho work. over without . kecp.r. !
AM tircd d I-opls Who make long prayer
whils their dngors are twisted In the collar
of an employs o. debtor. and u men who
tAlk about Heaven when they are unfit 10 live
In the t.zi circlo. of IlAdc< am tirei q
injustice that give. the golden cup 10 the pre-
tender. ami plaos- the orOwn upon the Inn
ps;ors hoad | am tlr~l q eTtortion and
unAllevlaioi wrs,chsdnezN | am tired q
tearing through life kindling nAme- that do
not pay fOr the MATCHES and candles u-si l
am tirsd u tear shsidlng and tho great,
yolcslcss supplication u dumb brutes and
little innoceni Children In pain ] am tired
of trying 10 kSp cool and calm In storms
that constantly -eni brave shiTs onto the
rockS am tired of blg troublss and % LITTLE
facts. of roaring lions and hitls foKe> ! am
tircd u l0ts % things bsside~, with no time
20 enumerate them Amber in Chicago Tri-
buns
rurging Melancholy.
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