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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
The Chess Tournament

Upon the whole the chess tournament
that has been concluded is probably the
most interesting that has ever been held.
With the exceptions, which, it is true,
are very noteworthy exceptions, of Stein
itz and Diackcnzic, it comprised almost
every living player of the first rank. In
one respect it is not TO be compared with
the tournament that was held in New
York thlrty-two years ago this summer.
1t has not equally ''shonc in the sudden
making OF splendid Names" or, rather,
Of one splendid name, the most iliistri-
Gus i'll the history of chess. 1t was the
American Chess Congress of 1857 that
first made known beyond his own pro-
rincial city tho genius of Paul Morphy.
Although the performances of Morphy
were unprecedented and remain I'M
equaled, that congress also brought out
another player of the first rank in Louis
Paulsen, in precociousness very nearly as
remarkable us Morphy, and, in the special
faculty of blindfold play-that is to say,
In the number of games he could carry
on at once without superior
to Morphy and to every other chess
player, past or present, except Zukertort
and Blackburne. Morphy's supremacy
would have been attested even if he had
not made his triumphal tour of Europe
by his victories over Paulscn, who is, or
very lately was, still an active player,
who took part in nearly every great
tournament from that of New York in
1857 to that OF Frankfort in 1887, and
who has very seldom entered tourna-
men. without winning prize. That
supremacy was even more curiously illus
tratcd last year by the defeat of the then
champion, MIR. Burn, in n match with
Mr.. Owen, who in his prime had played
a match with Morphy, receiving the odds
of pawn and move, and failing to score
single game
The last tournament has not brought
ont Morphy nor an ANDERSEN, but in
Tscnigorin there has appeared player
OF the first class, who, although not
quite II new player, has by no means
enjoyed the experience in international
contests of many of the competitors
'"nom he has defeated. -Ncp YORK.
Times.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
The Uniform of the West Point Cadets.

1t is said that the main reason for the
movement to change the uniform of the
men in the first class at West Point is that
they damage their systems with the pres
cnt gray jackets. These jackets are cut
almost to corset tightness in the first
place, and since they don't wear out as
fast as the cadets grow they naturally get
tighter and tighter each few months. The
women have taught the boys to be very
proud of the slim waists that distinguish
the corps, so that each fellow hangs on
to his jacket as long as he can. 1t is said
that one day when cadet fell into the
water his commanding officer ordered him
to take off his jacket and wiring it. An
investigation followed, and showed that
whereas most of the bigger boys had been
obliged to discard their shirts, there were
even some who had had to cut away the
lower halves of their undcrshirts in order
to button their jackets around their waists.
This will not surprise soldiers. In every
country there are swell regiments that
achieve good looks more or less in the
same way. There are even tales of tho
sort about some of the handles in our own
| Seventh. -NeD York Sun.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
TO REMOVE spors AND STAINS.

Bcnzine is the best and cheapest sub
stance for removing grease, resin, stear-
.inc, paratfine, tar, or other spots from
clothing. For spots of oil it is best to
add little alcohol ether. Indeliblc ink
can be removed, even after n long time,
by means of cyanide of potassium APP
piled in n concentrated solution. Rust
spots can be made to disappear by treat
mcnt with weak solution composed of
one part nitric acid and twenty-five of
water, and aftcrward rinsing with water
and ammonia; copper spots by diluted
sulphuric acid and ammonia, and subsc-
pucntly with water and ammonia, Spots
of paint, when not soluble in water and
alcohol, can almost always be removed
by oil of turpentinc. For complete re-
moval it is necessary to wash the spot
afterward in good deal of turpcntinc.
Fruit, wine and similar spots are to be
treated by sulphurous acid, in the form
of gas or dissolved in water; in the first
case the substance to be treated is
stretched over burning sulphur, and i'll
the latter, moisted with the solution and
washed with water C0urier-Jou,nal
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
A Ring Thlrty.Firo Hundred Years Old.

The Smithsonian Institution has re-
ceived gift of great antiquity from the
Chinese Minister. 1t is 'tjade" ring,
about ten inches in diameter and one,
eighth OF an inch in thickness, with a
hollow center about four inches in diam
cter. 1t is of pale hue.
The ring is known as the "Han Pek"'
jewel of the dynasty OF Han, an old-time
Monarch of $500 years ago. Court Off
GERS of that day, when an audience was
accorded them by the Emperor, held the
ring with both hands and thrust their
fingers into the opening to guard against
moving their hands while addressing the
throne, the emphasizing of their remarks
by flourishes of the hands presumably be-
ing contrary to official etiquette. The
ring was used as an emblem of submission
or respect for the sovereign. It was re-
Gently unearthcd from sepulcher, hay
ing been buried with the owner. !:
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02

They had reached Indian hill, and the
rivers angry roar came up from below,
vieing with the northern blast for supre-
macy of sound.
Suddenly, midway in the cut, the
horses stopped. AS Horris attempted to
urge them on, weak voice came from
the blackncss beyond their heads.
"Therc's somebody thereof cxclaims
the passenger, and in moment nc is
cropping his way to the heads of the horses,
and then lifting from the drift little,
girlish form which, while being carried
to the wagon, dropped into insensibility
and was like q dead thing in the mans
arms.
When, an hour later, the storm beaten
company drew up to the hotel and the
light of the Office lamp streamed full
upon the girls face, the by-standcrs, who
were watching for signs of returning life,
were surprised to see the stranger kiss her
lips and checks passionatcly.
"Scc hyar," blurtcd out Horris, emo
insults, young man, in these parts. We
know MIadge Haven too we'll"
"Insults2" repeated tho youth (for he
was scarcely more), rs he relinquishcd his
charge to the hands of the landlady,
''shc is my sister"
And so it proved; for when he signed
his name upon the register, it read:
civilian Morris Haven, Portland, Orc"
An hour later, Ben Haven came to the
villagssAe, organize q searching party. His
relief When he found his child safe,
though chilled and still insensiblc, at the
hotel, cannot be told in words.
The shock and the agony of that night
made now man of him, and his tender
ness toward the daughter who shared
with him the secret of his rcnorsc,
though they never spoke of it to each
other, was remarked by all who knew
them.
So clfcctual and lasting was his reform
that the Duly CaUiopc was able to give, 4
few weeks later, on the same day that it
told of Miss NIadgc's first appearance
upon the street, this item:
Mr.. Ben Haven Inns accepted his old position
on the Red Gulch stage line, his successor
Joe Horris, having resigned to 20 to the
mines
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
An EXPERIMENT With Rats Tails,

n. Bert scwed the tip of the tail into
the back Of the rat. After it had taken
ROOT in its new position, he cut it off
close to its original point of insertion.
The rat now wore tail reversed in posi-
ton, the former tip being the root. After
some time it was found that the new tail
was sensitive. Conclusion, the nerves of
sensation can carry impulses each way.
DIR. Koch has recently performed this OK
pertinent on forty rats. In thirty cases
the tails united satisfactorily. but never,
even eight months later, was any scnsa-
tica present in the new appendage.-
Scientific american.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
RECIPES.

Turnips-Parc and slice very thin and
boil till tender; drain and cover with
sweet milk season with butter, pepper
and salt; let boil two or three minutes
serve ut once.
Potato Pie-Boil dozen potatoes and
when done mash and rub through a sieve
add to each pint of pulp three pints of
milk, one tablespoonful of melted butter,
one teacup of sugar, three eggs, salt and
nutmeg; bake with an undercrust only.
Beef Tea-Takc juicy piece of beef
steak, cut into thin slices about one inch
i'll length, place in glass fruit jar with a
pinch of salt; cover tightly and place in
n kettle of water; boil until the meat is
tender, then strain the liquor from it.
Okra Soup--Scald one pint of tomatoes,
skin and cut them in slices, add one pint
OF okra sliced thin, one carrot, one onion,
two potatocssssliccd, put all into frying
pan with little hot lard, fry and add
two quarts of beef broth and a little
chopped parsley; season to taste with salt
and pepper, simmer fifteen minutes and
serve.
Compete of Cherries-Takc quart of
early red cherries; boil three quarters OF
pound of sugar until it candies; drop
the cherries into the syrup; let stand five
minutes; then return to the fire; let boil
gently until clear; take out the cherries
with skinner; lay them in dish; add
q small teacup of red currant juice to the
syrup; boil until very thick; pour over
the cherries when nearly cold.
Roast Loin of Vcal-Remove the kid
ncy and inside fat from small loin.
Soak small quantity of bread crumbs in
cold water; add to it salt, pepper and n
little dry herbs; mix and put it where the
kidney had been. Wrap the flap over it,
tic it up, place the joint in a pan and set
it in the oven. Just before it is thoroughly
cooked add two pats of butter previously
drcdged with flour, which will have The
effect of making the joint look more appc-
tizing.
Cauliflower au Parmesan-Boil head
OF caulihower, in water slightly sailed,
fifteen minutes; while boiling put an
ounce of butter, tablespoonful of flour
and pint Of water into saucepan; whisk
and simmer ten minutes add half an ounce
grated Parmesan cheese and boil n little
longer; cut the cauliilower into neat
pieces, put them in deep dish, add salt
and pepper and the sauce; sprinkle over
1T thick layer of Parmesan cheese, and
finally add pat of butter; bake in ouicl,
ioven, and send to table on the same dish
lin which it was cooked.
Cold Scotch Pudding Soak pint of
lgrated oatmeal crackers in one and half
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
RIPENED MEATS.

People accustomed to fowl and other
meats bought in the markets are apt to be
disappointed i'll the quality of the chicken
they raise themselves with great care and
expectation. To their surprise they find
it not so tender and of less delicate flavor,
and pleasant anticipations OF rewards of
country or suburban life are to this ex-
tent cruelty crushed. The principal rca-
son is, the unripc condition in which
homc-drcssed fowl is almost invariably
cooked. Caterers who appreciate the adj
vantage of pleasing their customers do
not serve them with recently slaughtered
meats. Epicurcs prefer that all meats,
especially fowl and game, be kept us long
rs possible without becoming actually
tainted
Ii II lady will provide suitable re-
frigcrator and ripen the meat before she
cooks it, she will learn with experience
that IN old fowl well ripened is a dain-
tier morscl than the finest chicken Just
slain. One reason, and very potent
one, why Western-drcssc beef is crowd
ing domestic meats out of our local mar
kcis is that it is more thoroughly rpcned.
Our local butchers do not provide them
selves with the means Of pcrfecting their
meats before putting them into the retail
markets, while the others come to them
already much improved by time. In
mense quantities of meat were formerly
sold the same day it was slaughtered, and
while still unfit for food for anybody but
avagcs.-Neto T0r1 Tribune.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
An Ingenious Bath for Infants.

woman in New York has invented an
ingenious and unique bath for infants.
1t is made of pure rubber on strong cloth,
and is folded over pretty frame of
bamboo, which can be enlarged as the
child grows older. AT the bottom is n
hard rubber faucet for the water outlet.
One end is furnished with convenient
pockets for toilet articles and the other
end with clothes and towel bracket.
When folded up the bath is about four
inches thick and thirty-si inches long,
and can be used as valise for carrying
the baby's clothes.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02

pints Of milk. Beat the yolks of three
eggs with heaping tablespoonful of.
powdered sugar, salt spoonful of salt and
the grated rind of lemon; mix with
the soaked crackers. Beat the whites of
the eggs with tablespoonful of pow
lcrcd sugar, whisk into the mixture;
pour into small moulds little more than
half full and set them in pan contain
ing warm water, place on top of range
half an hour, then put the pan in the
oven and bake forty five minutes. When
cool set them on ice and serve with sauce.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
DANGEROUS GROUND.

They were getting a kindergarten lesson.
The teacher took them as very simple
subjects. She touched table.
"What is this?"
"Wood"
"What is this?" she asked, as she
touched the fender
Iron"
"What is this?" and she took up an
acid bottle.
"Glass"
"What is this?" and she touched her
watch chain.
Brass" said ono small boy, and she
changed the subjcct.-San TranciSco
Chronit{e.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
HOUSEHOLD MATTERS.
ITO REMOVE ONION FLAVOR FROM Mn

ITO REMOVE ONION FLAVOR FROM MILK.
by heating the milk in n shallow pan
until the surface is covered with u thin
film that crinkles and then setting it away
Tor the cream to rise, the odor of garlic
or onions will be dissipated. The odor
consists of volatile oil which is cvapo-
rated by the heat. 1t is good plan to
clear the fields of wild onions or garlic
by clean culture. A crop of potatoes or
corn kept clear of all weeds will clear
the land of thcm.-Ncw York Times.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
/ THE rRANsroRMA,rrIro,N.

=
When Love was young, it asked for wing
Z Chat 1t might still DO roaming;
And away it sped, by fancy led,
Through dawn, and noon, and cleaning.
Each daintness that blooms and blows
1t wooed in honeyed metre,
And when it won tho sweetest sweet,
q 1t flew off to sweeter:
When Love was young.
When Love was old, it craved for rest,
For home and hearth, and haven;
For quiet talks round sheltered walks,
And long lawns smoothly shaven.
And what Love sought, Mt last it found,
A roof, porch, garden.
And from fond unquestioning heart
Peace, sympathy, and pardon:
When Love was old
Austin Dobson.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
CAUGHT At LAST.

Father Shouting down stairs in IN
angry voice)-"N Iaryl"
Mary (who is with her beau, who has
been waiting Oh her for about three years.
Eyes, sir"
Els Mr.. Slowcoach thcrc2"
M.-"Ycs, sir"
Els he proposing to you that he is
staying so latc?"
NJ. Ito Mr.. Slowcoach in frightened
whisper)-"oh what shall sayi"
MIR. S. trembling in his boots -"Say
yes"
NJ. Ito her fathcr- eyes, papa"
F.-"All right, all right; excuse me.
Tell HIM he can have you. Bless you
both, my children. He needn't hurry
away. "-Bos,on Courier.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
AN AMBIGUOUS coMpLrslENr.

Wife-"Nrs. Dawson says that am a
perfect fright, even in the handsomest
dress"
Husband-s'Does she2"
Wife-"Shc does. Now do look like
a fright to you, John2"
Husband-"Look like fright to me2
No, guess not. tell you, May, it
takes good deal to brighten mel
Boston Courier.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
OFFENDED.

Insutcd Montanaian Ito ten6erfoot
newspaper correspondent : s'Lookee
here, young man, you want to be little
more keerGul how you write things that
amt so to them newspapers back East.
This is heightened town, by links, and
the boys won't stand it'll"
Terrified Tendcrfoot- "Why, IL
what have written?"
"Why, You writ to Chicago paper
that we lynched fourteen men here last
month and it's lie"
"I-I-thought it was true, or I
"Well, it wasn't. We didn't lynch
but twelve and we only rid the other
one on rail and peppcrcd him little
with buckshot. Stick to facts, Young
man, that's all we ask of you. - Time.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
A TIRED SKELETON.

Living Skeleton (only in America, at
dime museum) "These fools make me
tired"
Sympathetic Visitor-''In what way2n
"Herc am earning $500 week as
the greatest living skeleton, yet hour
after hour, day in an day out, one old
woman after another stops an chins and
chins at me about the things I ought to
eat and get fat. "-New York Weekly.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
CHANGING THE ORDER OF THINGS.

Cook ION the day following her arrival
81 am sometimes liable to get spunky
and sass back, mum, but you must not
mind it, as l get over it in few
moments"
SiX-foot Mistress with raised brows)-
sob, pray don't worry on my account.
You see, when one of my servants gets
her back up, and goes to smashing things,
l just grab her by the back hair and
break some of the cheap furniture with
her body"
Ccok-"Y-c-s, MUM" -Pcck's Sun.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
HE SCORED A VICTORY.

A te'cher, questioning little boys about
the graduation in the scale of being.
asked: ''What comes next to MANI"
Wh=rcupon little shaver, who was
evidently smarting under a sense of
previous defeat, Immediately distanccd
all competitors by promptly shouting:
Ills flannel shirt, ma m?''-Iid Bits.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
THE wANpEIER's REASON.

First Tramp-"Goin' in that house
over there, pardl"
Second Tramp-"I tried that house last
week. amt goin there any more.
First Tramp-s'Fraid on account O.
the dog?"
Second Tpmp-"Mo pants arc"
First Tramp-s'Pant are what?"
Second Tramp "Frayed on account o.
the dog. "-Dctroit Free Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
IT NArUnALLY roLI.owrn

Bobh1-"oh, mamma, you know the
two nicIeis you gave me when I started
down ttwn-onc for the poor blind boy
at the c,rner and one to buy ball with.
We'll, Host one of Them
Manrna-"Which one did you lose?"
Bobby-''The blind boys nickel, CT
course.'-O Omaha World.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
THE DIFFERENCE.

Young Man-ssir, 1 want to marry
your daughter"
or Man--"Oh, you do, do you? Well,
arc you to be my son-in-law or am to
be your father-in- law?"
Young Man dazcD-"Why-why,si sir,
it's all the same, isn't it2"
Old Man-"Not at all; not at all, sir.
If you are to be my son-in-law you can't
have her. I've got two or three sons-in-
law already to support. y Washington
Critic.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
THE STUPID DRUMMER.

Member of Firm-"How do you like
the .ooks of the new drummer have en-
gagtd?"
P'rtner-"To tell the truth, he looks
awful stupid"
That's his strong point. He has such
a stupid look that the customers will give
hlm orders out of pure Sympathy
SJtin9s.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02

Strangcr-"Can you tell me who that
gentleman with the long hair and heavy
moustachc is sitting over there in the
corncr2 I'd bet dollar he's made his
mark in this world"
Citizen-"That fellow? Yes, you'd
win. He's made it a good many times
l saw it on mortgage once. It's straight,
about quarter of an inch long. He al
ways gets some one to write over the top
of it: BILL Jones-his mark. "-Detroit
Free Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
wonsrrpINe TIE eoLpoS CALF.

Observation-Disclosures, Mr.. Stronghold
has offerd me his heart and hand"
Alamrl-''Do you love him, dcar?"
Daug}ter-"Oh, yes, mamma; very
much. He is worth million"
Mamna-"Of course you do, dear.
How silly of me to ask such a question. {"
= Washington Critic.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
H.RDENED WITH AGE.

Boarder-"NIrs. Smith, I am obliged
to say thu am afraid your pies will
break my eeth."
Mrs. Smth-"sir! made pies before
you were lorn."
Boardcr-"That is just what sus-
pectcd. "-Burlingtom Free Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
1T TuRNED-Up TOO soon.

"What's the matter, Bromleya"
GIVE recovered my valise"
"Idon't see why you should swear in
that way about it."
"eh, you don't, CHI? The plagued
thing isn't worth So, and it has turned
up Just when the company was about to
ALLOW me $50 for it. It's just my luck. +"
Epoci.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
nER APPLICATION OF TIE MAxl,i.

eyes, Clara" continued Mr.. Breezia
to his eldst daughter, ''to succeed in this
lie one should husband his opportuni-
ties"
"les, "a" replied Clara, with far
away lool in her eyes, especially when
ones opportunities are Il family of grown
up girls. i-Bostoa Transcript.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
a CHICAGO DIPLOMA.

Dullard-'I see old man KilImer has
taken to docoring. Is he having sue
cess?"
Brightly SUGGEST Why, lie cured
twenty eight hams last winter. "-LoucU
Citizen
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
BITING SARCASM.

Miss "Jennie said she
met you out viking this afternoon and
You locked bet.r than ever"
Miss MISUNDERSTANDING a sweet girl
she IS, to be sur"
Miss Buddinton-"S said you were
wearing veil.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02

young gentleman have to do with it, any
way?"
Ethcl-':oh, we sympathized with
each other when it was made, and con-
gratulated each other when it was broken
OF. Life.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
TO DE pITIED.

First Belief hear your father has
failed, or at least lost heavily in Wall
street"
Second Blle-''Yes, poor dear, he can
no longer light his cigars with crisp five
dollar bills, out has to use one-dollar bills.
1t is awful -Epoca.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
A Condemned Murderer's Cell Song,

William Kcmmlcr, the first murderer
condemned'in New York State to die by
the electrical method, spent his last few
days in his cell at Buffalo, before his
transfer to Auburn State Prison in COM
posing a song. He worked at it all one
day and at last allowed n turnkey to
write it out. One verse Of it runs as
follows:
used to live in Buffalo;
The people knew me we'll
used to go a-peddling,
A plenty did SELL
My old clothes were ragged and torn.
My shoes wouldn't cover my toes,
My old hat went flippity flap,
Like schupper TO my nose.
I can't sing, sing,
won't sing sing,
I'll tell you the reason why
| can't sing, sing
won't sing, sing,
For my whistle is getting dry.
Previous to his arrest his whistle was
wet most of the time. He was nearly
always drunk, the defense on the trial
being alcoholic insanity. Yors
World.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
A MODERN woorNa.

Bertic-"Who made the match9"
Ethel-"Mamma."
Bertie-"Who broke it OFF,
Ethcl-"Papa."
Rsrtie-"Well, what did you and Il
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
EFoRE TAKING.

Customer-'Sce here! you say this
medicine will cure CONSUMPTION. You
don't look rs it would"
Consumptiy Drug Clerk-"ILI
haven't begunaking it yet. "-Nc,o York
Weekly.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-08-02
MIDNIGHT ,ELL IN TIE DISTANCE.

Hc-"Whythat menacing motion with
tho fan, Miss Sweetlipsi You made Inc
start"
She-"Tht is just what wanted to
do. "-Eurliwton Free Press.