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The Red Cloud chief., 1889-03-15

Young men are respectfully In
Armed that when the young isdy's
lnGhee stamps his loot. he Is preparing
nod Il through the mail
The Red Cloud chief., 1889-03-15

A sanitary officer who Vas sen to q
house on Catherine street to see about
q savage dog who had bitten a neigh.
Dor was met by the allegation:
do, dog vhas not so dangerous -
vhas myself"
But he bit a man."
"Of curse he did. but dot vhas q
mistake"
How"
"Vhell. he pellets dot man vhas
going To bite him. und so he get in der
frs. bite. Lots OF times If I pellet
some mans vhas going to hit me I
slump in und knock him first Dot
man vhas to blame. und you should 60
oop und kill im-"-Dctrois Free
Press.
The Red Cloud chief., 1889-03-15

&. ~. KALyy, j. l.. HALEY
hALEN BROS.
A ITOR NEYS At LAW. Agents for the B.
u &M.R. X. lands. Ofce on Webster street
Red Cloud. Nebraska.
The Red Cloud chief., 1889-03-15

Uncle Sans nerve and bone Eminent VII
1elieve sprains, bruises, neuralgia and rheunlA
tism, sold n, all druggists
The Red Cloud chief., 1889-03-15
1. W. TCLLENS, NJ. ID

IOMOEOHATHIC PHYSICIAN. L. :. EN-
amininy Surgeon. Oflc. opposite Firs
EafiOnXl Bank, Red Cloid. Nebraska.
Chronic Diseases treated by mail.
The Red Cloud chief., 1889-03-15

President Carter, OF Williams Col.
Iese. has raised $500. 600 for that inst-
tuition during his management
The Red Cloud chief., 1889-03-15
MARVELLOUS
MEMORY
DISCOVERY

DISCOVERY.
Only (:en1ine System Of Memory TPalnl00s
Eo.r EsSSs Learned in emo reading.
Mind wanceFins cared.
Rvrry child and aduis greatly ~6eoe0eee4.
G.cAf inducements to CJTesyoodcoce ClAsonA
Pro~pecsus, with Opinions OF DIR. Wm. 4. Han.
mend, the Wo,!d-fa;ned Specialist In Mind OtssaeA1
Daa4el GeecSlenfT homps01, the 9sa4 rVeaoI-
o9ist. J. N: Dyckley, DID, editor OF the CAraei0n
AdvoeaEs .S:,l-. Richard Prectee, the 0eseetos,
Hens. W. ". A.toe, JsdGe G:tbse1s JoaaAH.
BlSl701H, I'd chr; lot - srsse
Mothers will find DIR. Wincheii's teeti,ipg
syrup Just the medicine u have I'm the house
for the children: il will cure coughs. colds. sore
hrOat anu regulate the bowels. Try IT,
Eilert's daylight liver pill are a boon 10 sun
crers from sick h-adaU he. sour stomach. torpid
liver and Indigestion .-ucar-rnafed. pleasant
70 take and WARRANTED la ga through 10y day
light.
Happy home blood purifier is the peoples
popular mc.iciDe Tor puri:N lug the b.Opi; pre-
venting or curing dyspepsia, biiliOusness. head
ache, bOils and all fcsers. and malarial diseases.
Price 20 cents and 81 per bottle.
Uncle Same condition powder will cure dis
tempers, coughs. colds, feycrs and most Of the
diseases 10 which horses, cattle, sheep. hogs
and poultry are subject. sold oy all druggists.
The Red Cloud chief., 1889-03-15

&. W. KALKY.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

any study really brings students on
dangerous ground, the presence of Young
women will guard a coarse-minded
teacher against himself, and he will be
constrained into propriety. Every one
acquainted with our large training
schools and colleges knows that there
are here and there teachers, perhaps
eminent for scholarship, who can not
resist'an indelicate illusion or double
entendre in presence OF. their pupils,
when suggested by passage in liter
ature, or even by an aspect of science.
1t is needful in the interest of human
progress that such instructors should be
either eliminated or reformed. They
are rare in this country, and, if the truth
is told, found more often among import
ed than native scholars. Their very
existence may be due in part to too
exclusively masculine education, and it
will be happy result of the higher edu-
cation of women if it banishes them
from existence.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
An Illegal Decision.

In different towns of Washington Ter
ritory number of women offered theii
votes, which in some cases were refused,
in other cases accepted and deposited in
separate boxes. The last Territorial
Legislature, it will be remembered,
passed a law restoring to women their
right of suffrage. The decision of the
Territorial Supreme Court annulling
this law is believed to be Illegal by al
most every lawyer in the Territory, ir-
respective of his views on woman suf-
frage, and an appeal against it is pend
ing before the U. S. Supreme Court. If
this appeal should be successful, says
the Woman's Journal, it will show that
the women were actually entitled to
vote at the election just past. But the
Territorial papers opposed to woman
suffrage loudly denounced any attempt
by the women to vote until the decision
of the Territorial judges should have
been reversed by a higher power; and
many women are deferred from attempt
ing it by the fear that they would be
acting illegally. Ferry is chosen Gov
ernor, Dunbar and Hoyt, Supreme Court
judges, and many other suffragists have
been elected to State Offices. The con-
stitution was adopted by 10000 majority
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
VALUABLE VOTES.
The Weight of Woman's Ballot in X

The Weight of Woman's Ballot in Kansas.
At the annual meeting of the Kansas
E. S. A., the president, Mrs. Laura NJ.
Johns, said of the recent municipal cleo
ton:
The attitude of men toward the wom-
en- voters in this election was Indicative
OF growing respect for their powers and
for their interest to put into Office men
OF character. An amusing and gratify-
ing spectacle was furnished by the men
who had regarded woman's enfranchise-
ment with lofty scorn, now entreating
the support of the women voters, and
finding the emotional SEX very stead
lily, self-respectingly holding their votes
at a high value, and discriminating with
thoughtful independence between can,
didates, and not easily to be moved by
threat or persuasion. -
One Of our woman mayors was elected
because battle was to be fought, and
she, though one of the gentlest of her
sex, was known to be of Spartan courage
and granite frmness where a principle
was involved. She generated her forces
admirably, and out-generaled the enemy
entirely. She has been reelected and
continues to give her city able service
1t has prospered financially under her
rule, and has suffered in no way. It's
treasury is no longer impoverished, the
city is out of debt, the streets are i'm
proved, Sunday and prohibitory laws
are enforced, and brothels do not exist
am moved to say that while we are
proud of the record made by our womer
in municipal office, we do not recon-
mend that any municipality be put un-
der woman government exclusively 1t
may be that it was good thing in the
beginning to put the government of
some of our cities entirely in the hands
OF women; otherwise we might never
have known that city could prosper
under woman government But it seems.
to me that a government of women ant
men together would more nearly ac
cord with the principles we advocate.
and would be truly government Shy
the people and of the people," Men and
women should administer the govern
ment under which men and women live,
and we hope that future elections will
recognize this principle
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
WOMAN SUFFRAGE LEAFLETS.

Miss FRANCES Ii. TURNER has an adj
mirable lecture on Queen Isabella,
which is at once a vivid presentation OF
an interesting historical parsonage and
strong argument for woman suffrage.
HERE she is again! A young lady
stands first in the competition for the
six $500 scholarships at Cornell Uni
versity. What's the matter with the
young men of this day and generation?
Boston Herald
The ordinance recently passed in
Chicago, providing for women inspectors
to look after workshops and tenements
where women are employed, and see
that sanitary measures are taken to keep
the rooms in a healthy condition, has
been complied with. Five ladies have
been appointed by Mayor Creiger.
Mrs. LILLE DEvEREUx BLAKE. at the
recent annual meeting of the Pennsyl-
vania Womans Suffrage Association,
told how ''Old Abe" the famous war
eagle, passed his time after retirement
in laying eggs, to the astonishment of
his keepers. She called out much mer-
riment by saying, in reference to the
American eagle, Gentlemen, your eagle
is a hen!'
In RUSSIA it has been discovered that
female medical students often develop
revolutionary political opinions, ''senti-
ments unworthy of their SEX in the
view of government, and the new minis
ter of public instruction announces set
of regulations for putting things in or
der. First, no medical degree is to be
conferred in Russia on woman who has
made her studies abroad. This will do
away with the Russian women students
who now study at Berne and Zurich.
Secondly, no Russian woman is to be ad-
mitted to medical degree emitting her
to practice publicly until she is forty
wears old. Until that age she may only
practice as a nurse in hospitable anf
charitable institutions.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

Great artistic excellence has been
reached in Europe in the manufacture
of tin soldiers. A German military off.
Ger has found it possible to represent
military operations on large scale by
their means. He has collected IS, ,00O
tin soldiers, belonging to every branch
of the service and completely equipped,
and has displayed them on platform in
the Kempton barracks to illustrate a
siege conducted in accordance with the
best teaching of modern tactics. The
scenery and other appurtenances have
all been supplied by toys in common
use, and the picture is said to be marvel
ously perfect. A French garrison, OF
course, occupies the fortress and natural
ly is compelled to surrender.-London
Times.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
AN UNCONSCIOUS TRIBUTE.
A Characteristic AnecdOtea OF the Lat
Miss AlcOtt.

A Characteristic AnecdOtes.o the Late
Miss AlcOtt.
had come from a pretty Vermont
town to Boston just as Little Women
was published, and having it's first won
derful success. was in one of Boston's
largest circulating libraries, beginning
to earn my own bread and butter, The
furor for the. new book was entirely UNI
precedented, and we had over two hun
dred copies of it, not one of which was
ever in. The order-book was filled with
calls for 1T, and ass fast as q scopy came
in it was sent tsont again. One day when
I h4ds been about asweek in the library,
lady came in, whose sfacesI liked very
much, and askedSme for something s'de-
hghtfully funny and, ,nice'' to read. By
the merest chance had in my hand
copy oflsLittle Women that had just
been returned to the library, and that I
was about to do up to send out again.
With a sudden impulse 4 handed it to
the slady,s saying: "I'nn sure this will
please YOU" S~a
She took it, looked at ita moment in
side and out, then threw it aside.
was astonished to see the cherished
book treated with disdain, but managed
to ask: ''Have you read it?"
eve. seen it, was the curt reply.
''Don't you like it?'' again ventured.
sIt's ridiculous thing" was the an
swer. ~ ff F4NTA E4.s TfT
This was too much for me, and I pro-
ceeded then sand there to give most
eloquent defense of the book, mingled
with a little satire at the taste that
could find nothing but what was ridicu-
lous in it. 81 E#S% I ~
The lady listened to me without re-
plying, then turned away and sought the
proprietor of! the library, and was soon
engaged in an earnest conversation with
him. l saw her glance round atsme, and
his eyes followed her glance She was
no doubt complaining of my imper-
tinence, and was sure of reproof, pos
sibly dismissal. Suddenly the proprI-
etor burst into hearty peal of laughter,
in which the lady joined Idon't know
why it was, but felt little reassured,
and just then Iwas called to the receiv-.
ing desk. i.s #s-A
''Do you know who the lady is whom
you were just serving ASKED une girl
in charge there.
''What! the one talking with Mr.. Lor-
ing?" --
eyes" $50. ..
"No; I'm sure don't, 81 answered.
''Well, it was the mother of Little
Women.p .gss - "a = 'ki' if.A
s'What! not Miss Alcott?"
"Yes. certainly; Miss Alcott"
s'Oh, dear! and I've just been abusing
her because she wouldn't take her own
book. .,f..s.... = .f..s.a..{
And that was just what had been do
ing; but it. was such an. unconscious
tribute to her story that Miss Alcott re-
garded it as compliment, and it is,
perhaps, needless to say, neither Of us
ever forgot our first meeting .--Sallie
Joy White. in Wide Awake.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
Egypt and Jerusalem; via Gibraltar. NapIes
and Rome.


Geo. May Powell, of Philadelphia, is act
ing as special manager for organizing a trir
for ladies and gentlemen wishing to VISIT
the East. The Ocean Steamer Gircassiau
4,274 tons has been chartered to start with
the party from New York, February 10th.
Return through France, England and Scot.
land, about June 7th. The main trip will
cost less than $500. Radiatory excursions
to Ephesus, Constantinople, Vienna, etc.
can be added to the route for small increase
of expense.
Rolla Floyd, the most famous of Syrian
Dragomen, will have charge of the Oriental
section, and Messrs Gaze & Son, of London,
have been engaged to manage the European
section. Rev. DR.. G. F. Thomas an expert
enced director of such excursions, Will
have general charge.
This will be by far the most for the mon-
ey ever before offered in this line A mum
Der OF young ladies are already booked, as
Mrs. Thomas will have care Of q depart
ment for them. For further particulars ad-
dress Circassian," ?. 0. Box 700, Phila-
delphia, Pa.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
."-TT ~ IL
HUMORS OF THE BENCH.

t. s1 z
An Amusing Collection of We1l-Authentf~
Gated judicial Anecdotes.
Among the hunorso Of the Bench, the
Spectator has quoted the remarks of the
Judge who ureminded an advocate in the
following manner that he was wasting
the time of the court. The barriSter
had been explaihing at great length
certain transactions in regard to a fur
nishedi house, Having dealt with. the
house in long and dreary oration- ut
terly beside the point, he coughed and
began: ''And now, my Lord, propose
to address myself to the furniture. ;"
'sYou have mot been addressing your
self to any thing else for the
last hour and a IS halt, 2 was the
reply. Under certain circumstances,
Judge may find in his wit the means
of bringing clearly home TO the public
mind the ill-results of any portion OF
our legal system which he considers i'm
perfect. Baron Maule had once to SEN
tence a man tried before him in a case of
bigahny, in which it appeared that though
there were very great excuses for the
prisoner. His wife had been drunken
and unfaithful, and leaving him with
family of children to bring up, had dis
appeared for several years. Under
such circumstances he had though I
himself able to marry again. In
giving sentence, Baron. Maule in
detail stated show the prisoner
ought to have acted, how he should have
brought one action for Grim. con. in the
civil courts. and another in the ecclesi-,
sstical courts for a divorce, and finally,
how he should have obtained a private
act of Parliament dissolving the first
marriage, and allowing him to contract
second. ''You will probably reply
ended Baron Maule, that this would
have cost you $1,000, and ''that you
have not thousand pence. But let me
tell you, prisoner at the bar, that this is
no excuse, and that in England the
law is the same for the poor
as for the rich.'' AS may be
deduced, this passage led up to
sentence of three days imprisonment,
to begin from the first day of the assizes,
and therefore, in this case at least, the
prisoner had something beyond ''his
judges joke for consolation. 1t was
Justice of the High Court to whom in
former days, was attributed the famous
exordium of charge to jury in case
of larceny: ''For forty centuries the
thunders of Sinai have echoed through
the world, Thou shalt not steal This is
also principle of the Common Law and
rule of Equity" Almost as delightful,
though expressed without the same
literary skill, is the sentence of presi-
dent of a courtmartial: Prisoner, not
only have you committed murder, but
you have. run a bayonet through the
breechesof one of Her Majesty's uni
forms." Perhaps, however, the best of
all such judicial utterances is that as
cribed to rural justice of the peace:
''Prisoner, bountiful Providence has
endowed you with health and strength,
instead of which you go about the coun-
;ry stealing hens" Etr
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
IN WOMAN'S BEHALF.
WOMEN'S FRANCHISE.
Air: Yankee Doodle.


The women surely should not vote,
Because they should not vote, sir;
The reason why they should not vote
Is because they should not vote, sir.
(Repeat for Chorus.)
They're good enough to make our bread.
To bake our cake and pie, sir
But il they vote, they'll stir up Ned; f
This right we do deny, sir.
I, To own p tarm or lots in town,
Wedo admit as facts, sir;
I And when the assessor comes aroun' ~
They surely should be~taxed, sir.
They're good enough to raise our boys,
To teach them what's right, sir;
: But then the ladies should not.vote.
Because they don t get tight, sir.
EtfFE9tJ5EZE ~ N ~ 44~e
They're good enough to I'LL place
In Church, or State, or school, sir;r
But as thay do not shave their face
To votes against the rule, sir.
New If tie ladies ever vote,
1t is NOS hard to see, sir,
(And it would be pretty note,) ~
We should not get our tea, sir.
OH they are coming into note
So very, very briskly, ~
We fearif we should let them vote,
They'd rob US OF our whisky.
Chorus.
- Central Christian Advocate.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
The People

are not slow to understand that, in order to
warrant their manufacturers in guarantee
ing them to benefit or cure, medicines must
possess more than ordinary merit and cura-
tive properties. DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery is the only blood medicine sold,
through druggists, under a positive g,taran-
tee that it will benefit or cure or money paid
for it will be returned. In all blood, skin
and scalp diseases, and for all scrofulous
affections, it is specific.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
Consumption Surely Cured.

To THE EDIToR:-Please inform your
readers that have positive remedy for
the above named disease By it's timely
use thousands of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. 1 shall be glad to send
two bottles of my remedy FREE to any OF
your readers who have consumption if they
will send me their express and post-office
address. Respectfully, T. A. SLoCUM, NJ c.,
ISL Pearl street, New York
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
PERIODIC Headache and Neuralgia; col,

PERIODIC Headache and Neuralgia; cold
hands and feet, and general arrangement
OF the system, including impaired digestion,
with torpor of the liver, &c, are, in certain
localities, Invariably caused by Malaria in
the system in quantity too small to produce
regular chills. Many persons suffer in this
way and take purgatives and other medi-
cines to their injury, when few doses of
Shallenberger's Antldote for Malaria would
cure them at once. Sold by Druggists
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
CATARRH.
Catarrhal Deafness-Hay Fever-A Nev
Home Treatment.

Catarrhal OedIncSS-ddy Eev0f-A rev
Home Treatment.
Sufferers are not generally aware that
these diseases are contagious, or that they
are due to the presence of living parasites
in the lining membrane Of the nose and
eustachian tubes. Microscopic research
however, has proved this to be fact, and
the result of this discovery is that simple
remedy has been formulated whereby
Catarrh, Hay Fever and Catarrhal Deafness
are permanently cured in from one to three
simple applications made at home by the
patient once in two weeks.
N B.-This treatment is not a snuff or an
ointment; both have been discarded by
reputable physicians as injurious. A pamph
let explaining this new treatment is sent on
receipt of three cents in stamps to pay
postage by A. II. Dixon & Son, cor. of John
and King Street, Toronto, Canada.-Chris
tian Advocate.
Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles should
corefllllv read the above
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

DESERVING OF CoNF1DENcE.-There is no
article which so richly deserves the entire
confidence Of the community as Browns
BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs. Those suffering from
Asthmatic and Bronchial Diseases, Coughs
and Colds should try them. Price 25 cents.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

A MODEST person seldom fails to gain the
good will Of those he converses with, be-
cause nobody envies a man who does not ap-
pear to be pleased with himself ~ -
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

ALL cases Of weak or lame back, backache,
rheumatism, will find relief by wearing one
OF Carter's Smart Weed and Belladonua
Backache Plasters. Price 25 cents Try them.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

DoN'T wait until you are sick before trying
Carter's Little Liver Pills, but ge ia vial at
once. You can't take them without benefit.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

IT would be perfectly safe to lay heavy
wager that generosity is not the motive
which prompts woman to give her husband
a piece of her mind.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

THE pugilist would rather give than re-
ceive, and yet when in battle he shows that
he is close-fsted Yonkers Statesman.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

NOTHING is more wearing on sensitive
nature than to be made sort of safe deposit
where people can leave their secrets Mil.
Waukee Journal
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

"ANY fellow that comes along can get the
pull on you,n said the doorstep to the bell
handle. s'Not till he has walked over you, !"
was the ell-handle's retort.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

Oregon, the Paradise of Farmers.
Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass, stock country
in the world Full Information free. Address
Oregon immigration Board, Portland, Oregon
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

As A rule it is not wise to tell all one
knows. though it is always highly expedient
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

WHEN money gets tight it ought to make
mans pocket-book full.-Kearney Enter
nriSa -.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

If man is fit to go higher, he will show
it by being faithful where he is.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

A WOMAN is never so badly liz love that she
does not try to find out the cost oi her en-
gagement ring.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

$500 Reward offered by the proprietors of
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy for an incura-
hle case
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

THE man who has pass always finds most
fault with the railroads. ~.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

In an oyster campaign, of course the enc
my is shelled.-Baltimor American.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

The smokers sdelight-"Tansil's Punch"
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07
Tin Soldiers as Teachers.

Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles shoul
carefully read the above.
Huntsville gazette., 1889-12-07

A Bug-a-bOo of the Co-education of the
Sexes-Senseless elections Based Upon
the Improprieties of Literature.