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The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-06-25
WOODLAND, N. c., June, II, '89.

WOODLAND, n. o., June, IL, 80.
Mr.. EDIToR:-Last July DR.. Sea-
well organized an Alliance here with
barely members enough to complete
the organization. There were many
difficulties in our way. Many of the
influential farmers of the community
had been members of the Grange,
and naturally regarded with suspicion
what they regarded as a rival organi-
zation. The Roanoke Patron, organ
of the Grange, raised it's voice against
us, and warned the Changers to be-
ware of the Alliance In spite Of all
these drawbacks, the Alliance has
moved steadily forward in it's onward
march, and now, at the close of one
year, enjoys the confidence of the best
farmers in the community, and mem
bers of the Grange. Applications for
membership are presented at every
meeting, and while our membership is
now above five times what we started
with, we expect to double it during
the next few months. Those who
were forward in opposing US a year
ago, have either seen the folly of OPP
position, or have experienced a change
of heart, and now no voice of opposi-
ton is heard in our midst. "Nothing
succeeds like success"
Last fall we stoutly resisted the in
famous bagging trust, and used vari-
Gus substitutes for baling the cotton
crop. We wish to respond with a
long and loud Amen to the action of
the recent. Birmingham Convention!
Next season we hope to see our
beautiful staple clad in the product of
our own sunny fields; and dressed in
such spotless raiment, we will no
longer call it liking Cotton" but "The
Queen Of the Sunny South"
Our Alliance here and our County
Alliance have both contributed to the
State Agency Fund, and as u mem
.bership increases we expect to in
crease subscription. This depart
ment Of our order is a very important
one, and we hope soon to see it on a
good working basis.
Yours ~fraternally,
LECTURER.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-06-25
ITEMS FROM ROWAN.

YoAsT SCHOOL HOUSE, No. $50.
Mr.. EDIToR:-Dear Sri will try
to give you a few items which may be
of some interest to your readers. l
will first say that some of our men,
bers are taking THE PROGRESSIVE
FARMER and are very much pleased
with it. AS for our Lodge l don't
think that it is doing rs well as it
might, though l think it will average
with the county. I don't think that
any of us are doing as well as we
might. It seems that farmers are
the hardest people in the world to
unite. l can't tell why this IS unless
it is because there are so many Of
them. We have had but very little
trouble in our Alliance this winter, in
fact none to amount to anything. We
have been meeting twice a month
during the winter. Fertilizers have
been the principal topic for discussion.
Our people have been a little disap-
pointed in getting their fertilizers this
season, and l think it is a right good
thing for them. 1t has caused them
to 90 to work and make it them
selves. Our farmers have been using
the "patent" fertilizers until they
have about come to the conclusion
that they can't farm without it. They
are a little like the nal that said he
would not wear An old shirt, but
when he went to sell the old n he
found that it was not an even trade
by any means. So he concluded the
next time to wear out the old one be-
fore he would sell it. Now farmers
wear out the old homemade fertil-
izers before you give it up, and you
will find your land improved as much
as the manufacturers improved them
selves by selling their fertilizers to
you.
Commercial fertilizers have the
same effect on land that whiskey has
on the human system; it stimulates it
for a time and then leaves it in a
worse condition than ever.
While the old homemade is like
bacon and beans in harvest time, it
makes a fellow sweat but it sticks to
him till the sun goes down.
Our school closed here last Satur-
day, and the young people all seemed
to enjoy themselves hugely. The
teacher being a member Of our ALI
ance, we were sorry to see him leave
us. I am sorry to say that we have
had a great many deaths in COM
munty, but I am glad to say that
none of u Numbers have been called
from us. Among those that died
near US was Mr.. Martin Yoast and
wife. Mrs. Yoast died in December
and Mr.. Yoast in February. Mr.
Yoast was seventy-four years old and
Mrs. Yoast was s%ixty-nine. We hope
that they have met each other at the
right hand of the Father in Heaven
where they can praise him forever.
Yours, etc.,
G. Fl. PAGE.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-06-25
]. F. MURRAY.

Mr.. EDITOR AS I was elected
some time ago Correspondent Secre-
tary for Cedarfork Alliance, No. 337,
I would like to lay a few suggestions
before the brethren in the turpentine
belt. TUrpentine is the money crop
in my section and like cotton in cot
ton sections it has to be handled by so
many middle men that the producer,
as a general rule, falls in debt at the
end of the year and the men that
handles it after it leaves the producer
seems to be on the rise all the time.
AS soon as a merchant puts up a tur-
pentine distillery you can find his
store full of goods, so there must be
money in turpentine some where and
the men who make it are the men
that ought to have it. Now, brethren,
Of the Alliance, let's examine this
matter carefully, as well as all other
things. Could we not do as our
brethren in the tobacco belt, establish
warehouses built on a cheap plan and
put up our turpentine in good barrels,
so we can hold it and have certain
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-06-25

Corn is the most useful, all in an'
of any of the products Of the laLin,
The best way, to our mind to GlSP sI,T.
of a corn crop, more especially the S tbe
plus, is to convert it into PORK o .pi
fodder meantime, is the best Of hat hat
for producing beef. 1t is a CROP Tet,
is rarely ever a drug upon the MAJ lash
and as a rule in this country % rT~ot
in hand at the crib, Or nearesG mnone
town. A well filed corn CRU .Itry
well conditioned stock and uaos
good fresh meal for food at sucn 'im
as one may desire it. Plant S Uona3
farmer friends, that the SMOKE ~ IN.
and the corr crib will be at hom0
stead of being located at the ne~ NV
supply store, which as a rule - 49,
accessible to the poor farmer, VII VII
he presents a closely and careI4 +be
worded crop mortgage, when az m
end of the season usually swallows E ~
the hard earnings of the season."
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|EoR TO THE DEAD.
! Sorrow Seeks Express
sion Today.
. srsscH YET unFauiTFuL
=. .aa : crshioa rsuna On ne
.<.<,--EsIeTsss ~ the Bar
Association.

.sh sor the dead on WILDLY
/. a lruisIess: bat Il Is neysrths-
4 s,s.s snd earnestly carried on,
= xshout system. The Seattle
s. ..r,y slleh lets here Iasa Friday
a nsarn today. and another vii
sx
s.,..isy publie interest IN the sad dis
s.slasa nnabased. In The after
!. Bar AasoeiAsian met ans adopted
$50 q respect and heard euloeses
..ss upon The dead By - leading
ss
J. ste sorrow Of the city and the
] .s..e seeks expression In q memorial
Is d shlch thousands vii psrtlci-
81 be- been done and what win be
j sslsslon 10 the great calamity ID
nd bslew:
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THE SOCIAL WORLD.


tClzNssaaed sssz SxsA nase3
her huSeaBd vii reside IL Elsear eesagifal
new residence CO Tacoma avenue.
Ex-Chief Justice Bartlett Trip. Of South
Dakota. has been gaeSt 81 Colonel James
C. Drake for several DAYS.
Mr.. Nesi Mcneil. who Was for a short
time connected with the construction of the
FAirhaven & Tacoma railroad, is new in
Tacoma
Mr. W. Fl. Packwood lefs for Snohcmish
City lass week. on . visit % his,wise. After
. few weeks they will both return 10 e.
iensharg.
afr. c, 5. Reeves left last week on an
extended Eastern trip He win visit
Washington, Chicago and other large clsiex
bsf0re his return.
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A Luii In Social Cirrles-faoking Fer
ward Go Fmfure E~snts.
OlxxFfA. Dec fs--Thls Il . city only Of
great occasions. social snd political. there
fore. is weekly routine Of society ineidsnss
are moderate The consequences, vii be
the op4nsng Of tie new hotel. which II 10
Be celebrated wiih = ErsS-ciAss, fashionable
bah. me sfsentlen 81 the DefaotTatia
realm i et present turned "a TIE approach
ing haliaays. Christmas gifts are hlreasfy
be!nx selected for transmission 20 distant
cities: ard many Of fhose who send thsEn,
are sxfeesanss 81 similar recognition from
abroad.
Many d the young ladies are showing
their ingenious ksndlwoTk Ia the making
"a rare gSfts that shall be nAegncrabie s0uv-
sssfs 70 the gsntieraea rec. piente. 4 tells
~ ibis city has Just e0nplstsa pair Of
handsome suspendeTa. bsArsag four sets -
IL As. for The ehie4est q her admirers
since tae military parade and bly0aae -
be laaaEufaEsoa. \ eosnnenaAA8e eFeof i
manifested gm0Es tie s0sdisTaE fouas FasE
al khe esB5sal ana they hare comHAsneed
the Organization a two miisszry cossi-
p4nGeA Meetings bars bseh knsd - fern
the Ctovsraos's sss4Fd, asd - Frsyasf : DE-
ssshueas 81 ahagpzh09sefs. TITS uniforms
az tie latter arc 80 - green akFeeifA1 Win
he eeaor a. tssessgs 81 tfa grass. In
whieh places they are sgpp9s@a 90 sis con-
eeAlea, wAsn in tias performances q sektts
duty.
Mr.. and Mrs. EN. Qalmszks ard Kiss
Masee caisnesse. a Tscane. wssn tbs
wussis q Mr. Ana Mfs. J. G. AeEx al2Fsnx
the paa1 meek-
Mrs. 4. u. eEuars. president cf he
Ladies ldser3ry r<<ssty Is abseut as sAn
EzAAeskco O. . moath's visit ~ Eer
pgrensa mhs F4ssae Ia that city.
Nsw k6A&skHzesls4& 13e4ky.
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#ssA rrnsEeT nkksa skestsfss tssrEssss@E sssss
- a Is lkrRea1 ssaszssaf GsAs3za g rs uas-4
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skAraoNas ~ arIoo,1a.

HSneh And Eae 20 q. II.
AsssE aaa Companions.
- 1851 eoert convened il after.
8 49, Yesterday a very tares nasa.
ssatAaaSsys AAEasssess aess pges-
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Fzsss esssn mngse e. rs Is mNetzi cATssGua -
s.-Ts~s,z so re- x&s ls2e = IS Is sxszs. kAzasu
49, ss ess<asszf s4a "a aezszzsasxk. eagass ksszf
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THE MEMoRIAI EXERCISES.

upon the records q the ecurt and copy
sent 70 each al The herearea families.
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I0ts.
IosG
IotA
LOIS.
Tzsss selling
Lots sesfsag IKE has saAsA
Bmy t5ss ID salmon issy secoSs adsifsca-
Fss1y sess Sold she &FsE saM aasEs q ssla ~ JAS
sel gonas 4 CO. Ttais ssetesstIi nFsz yFofpsss -
give SIS p4Alae hais ne ggaAsa aas pFsfs&hly Eas
.sexess 80. - ia es4rg Ffegtels ease w4sg<la
tbs ksve hsea sxents for ssssst isss sne hAyeTn
h2vs ssssss aAAAT ssssz ~ sssasf prsttk Fsrsf
sesae= gega 6rss eaalre- AL sssts NsAsbass@a -
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THEY wKkE scr raE TrEsr.
Ex-Astornes General MescAlE said:


II yonE homer please: Ia speaktng 10 iris mo-
ION know tazs esa sd bat Httie II any 20
fhe elsqgest graceful sna ssrs4ted fzsbafes
whlea have oesR paid to sAs virtues Of our la
mentea hrotheE ant hfs e0mpansoRs, b. The
geassegasE sha pseeesati me- but / feel whea
reviewing tAe hssEoTs os TIE heucA and EAF Of
ktRg coznfg tor TIE PAST sixteen months. that
&c are sezes3 - exsslu -Haw sszaasx3v TIE
ossiss o& destiny fale. "a FeznaskAa1e fses
thet wlsAiu she tire naEzed- whEnxyes tAe
grin sQecses ~ Death tNs elaawsss hss yfetla
from esthsF ths h=seA snd haF 81 sh8s eenTs. TIE
service 81 hts ssss44 szszazsas has besn rBksely,
hsrsAlT Sa1ara.
FlgHnea wsoagAs ago Richard Ashhsry 1onex.
enz lase e6iaf iaat sc. EsoTe8 through TIE
shove1Sh tSsss az gsss s4fy t1 al lis glasaoas
saenAaa3 A&szsfea and esze~zaea ~ all
SezEceas ws1aees warning - Agzs. Sns eestssaly
E11uae9neesa 80 ITS hass C fssaas.s Ga1 rs iel-
iewessssess. lAe 9sszaai hsaa Nax Yas ssrta AaG
teak haxa fFsss saa egg aA
Algafn q shozt EseFsess. xEsA stszoss &ssnsssElY.
TIE Ezgss&e yeal SAiea kasses TIE sisAs heseasgex
was rsas Ana - spsEss - Csafass & aegls AS
eAsef gsstEee sasse5 inse Gts realms teTea1 u -
Ats. Bs>sf4 tSz aaEsnaed, Csc ypAv axo tetay.
Aea12ax ssse AsaA e s2zs DYING ssrsss, ss0oa sAe
eezs&nsaG n esAsa 81 saf l9zzsass3 EFeztAss
Ea2saF. Dr.. Taeal4s + Msaer.
shsz . zHntA &9ssa TIA saa2vwY Was
GaFksoess - 1saSsahSsa os t1ss AesAase e ses-
Esoe. AS NaaSAes esees "a gaas ssSsgt y asFax
SesAa. Sees auHa ha2sHs sse az - sAaSs %
.s@sS. NQnas&Y rs SD aaiY e. kAe Ssaag swa.
AID EaW fass sss4mxs @sr4Nf 81 ssszsey ssssi4Se -
saAz taas& a s.ssA aagaE shssa sno4 rzez &ssgae2
ee aF&Na srazs sz2aax - wsa sasA rzsaEass
AAzSes aGt gaas = ia "a nE aH "a ear S4zss se1
h~sSEss azz "a eazzF4z-3ass - 10 a1zzazg 9
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rose 50 secoa8 sAs spfsscstiea 80 gtaee the
che eongs, al present were vissasy agseetet
lse spake A. fellows
Nxg Il pas3se sSe eoarts Taars are areEsse2S
WAsa sss rsziws Is eaaMa syzap4asy ana a..
ssesz4sa cal 80 WasvEs villa taa sel Assera asst
sn& eaeai&ese9 - eAe sasess 81 hVs Esaossas.s.
knaae Aartlg Hasf - sax. - aege sazssaea
aAs sc kne@ Il aes AHe aew gasazh sss @gxa
sAasA q asszaresy = psss tAe 3Asx Atsgs e fae
lsls9 - nGs sg&Gz. nes l. aHg taA gz4szasEF EwAl
lxsa
ssn1rESsy szsssx r - Z ksas SCI w'AetseF r.
,ensses. faaE sAss esstsss 6Ay ~ faasa ss2@s ~
asy tAses aezafsAz ssr2 ssssses a woe ~ az4 SD
tssxssgxx&4aAs sA&k - gA.4 GAzks@a asa s&ig s@e
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TAn eonr7 then in somss q deepest saEac-
ssoz sfsoke e tbs reeazt nseesistg q TIE
Asr 10 DO keuage 80 The merits 81 IDS Late
prosecuting assorAeg. 9Mz. y. W Newitp.
sf she an ais Sad Circumstances ssz-
ru4Faaing tie present sn5 oee&s5tsi. ana II
cuaesasi Yssa ga esaqnexst grisate 20 TIE
rneas0yw * Al tAree II the azsuTslAste
esnsseEse
Tie res0LukCas Sern ordsEt4 zxghA1
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07
Ventilation in Sick Rooms.

The sick room should always, and in
all weathers, be ventilated with out
side air. An excellent plan is to keep
open q door into an adjoining room.
where window is up, or board
may be fitted into the top of the " 'er
sash so that this may be kept lowered,
allowing the fresh air to enter through
the space thus created between the
sashes; and if all other ways fail, sim
ply lower the upper sash of the window
farthest from the bed, and keepit down
two inches night and day. Important
as this matter of ventilation is, espec-
tally in lung trouble, it may be over
done, and care must continually be ex-
ercised and extremes guarded against.
Unless the physician orders other
wise. the above suggestions will be
found sufficient, except in the warmest
weather. Some doctors treat scarlet
fever most successfully, with wide open
windows even in mid-winter, and your
duty is to carry out such orders as long
as the physician is in charge of the case
In this connection may say that t,cO
people in the room with the patient, at
one time, are all that should be permit
ted. This number can do all that is re-
quired, and every pair of lungs helps to
use up the oxygen the patient needs so
sadly.-Annie Il. Ramsey, in Ladies'
Home Journal.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07
1t Wasn't the Principle.

A young man with excited step and
flushed face halted an officer in front of
the City Hall, the other day, and stated
that he had been robbed.
when and where?" naturally in
quired the officer.
@Out on the exposition grounds this
forenoon"
@How much ?"
well, as near as I can figure it,
there was about forty cents in the port.
monnaie."
Have any suspicious?
mo. I mirstd it after coming ont of
the snake show"
Isn't it pretty small matter to
make complaint about?" queried the
officer, cor is it the principle of the
thing which actuates you?"
Principle of the thing be hangedr
hotly exclaimed tn young man. What
I'm after is my forty cents, and If /
don't get it, I'll have to walk thirteen
miles on the railroad track! Principle
is all right when you have . big Doodle,
but I'd see ton of it blowed high-sky
before I'd walk thirteen miles Free
Press.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07
He Admitted His Error.

Wife (after coming out of the bath
house prepared to take dip in the surf
to husband, who is waiting to escort her
to the water)-Well, dear, how do you
like my suit?
Husband (regarding her sorrowfully)
I have often heard you complain, dear,
that you had nothing to wear, but l
never believed you. Isee my error now
and hope You will forgive me for doubt
ing your word You shall have some
money for clothes tomorrow if il takes
my last cent
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07
Wooing the Goddess Fortune.


Boston (Aass.) Herald, Oct. 2
South Boston hits it quite often, oftener
than is generally supposed. Several times
have the great capital prizes of the LOUIS
lana State Lottery been sent over to the
peninsula to be distributed among the citi-
zens of that locality. The latest favored
gentleman at the court of good fortune was
Mr.. John II. Havey, who resides on West
Fourth street, and who do s business at 3Oi
West Broadway. Mr.. Havey Is a popular
citizen of the South Boston district, where
hs has ised as man and boy for 80 years of
his life. He was n holder of q 20.h of the
second capital prize drawn at the last draw
ing of the Louisiana State Lottery, and he
received s GO in crisp bills last week. The
full amount thai was drawn by the number
he held was 5000 o, and as there were two
other holders of twentieths in Boston, to-
tai of $1,000 came to this city IA prize
money to gladden. the hearts of holders of
lucky numbers. Mr.. Havey is not a con-
slant buyer of tickets in lotteries, but has
occasionally purchased such tickets without
expecting to draw anything
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07
DID YOU READ

the large advertisement of The YoUIH's Con-
PANION which We published last week? This re-
markable paper has the phenomenal circulation
of 43O. 900 copies weekly. No other journal is
more welcomed by old and young in the families
throughout the land. The publishers make a
special offer once year. and to all who subscribe
now will send the paper free to January !, $3.50.
an" for a full year from that date. The subscrip-
ton price is $1.15. Address,
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07
20 to he dead and done with the trouble

20 to he dead and done with the trouble
That fills each day with a dreary pain"
This is the moan of many a woman
Who thinks she can never be well again
:1t were better for me and better for Others
If were dead" and their tears fall fast
Not so, not SO, o wives and mothers,
There's a bow of hope in the sky at last,
and it tells you that the storm of disease
which has spread its shadow over you " II
give way to the sunshine of renewed health,
if you are wise, and try DIR. Pierce's FavOr1te
Prescr ption. 1t can and will effectually cure
all female weaknesses and arrangements,
and no woman who has not tried it need de-
spair, for trial will convince her that 1t is
the health she fears forever lost.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07
x....- Than aklanoma.

100 acres of the choicest land in the san
Euis Valley. in Southern Colorado, all "nder
fence, water-rights secured and dl.cnee
ready for use. It will be sold as whole OF
in quantities to suit the purchaser. n9 tns
finest iand IN the valley, and Is aoapeed 70
either farming or stock-raising. For price,
terms, etc., address HxSRI A. BUrTEas'
Alamoea. Colorado.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07
Poison for Rsnes.

Ellen Terry once told Stuart Robson
that the first time she met Lord John
Russell after her debut - Juliet, abe
asked him how he liked her perform
ance.
my dsar child, ," Lord John replied,
you were very good. very good indeed,
you know; bat really the best thing IN
the play ~ vhsn that old apothsealy
sd - paten9 = 8oneo
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Modern Convenlenccs. Hotel guest (Sun-
day morning.: "Fd like Sunday paper,
but Pm stranger here and don't know
which is the best"
Newsstand man: Had your breakfast
yet?"
Hotel guest: "No."
Newsstand man: s'Ordered it?"
II. G.: mo"
n. M. "Well, you'd better take this pa-
per; three supplements, twenty-four pages.
II the waiter is spry he'll get your order
Aued before you get through reading"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Agricultural Item.--A: 'The weather we
have had this summer has been good for the
hay CROP"
pitchforks most of the time"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Philanthropist Ito small boy): "And d
you've got little sister at home, have you
sonny? What do you do when you get to
gether."
Small Boy Qaconically): Eight"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07
THE BAPTISM OF FIRE.
DIR. TALMAGE's FIRST SERMON Ar.
TER THE CONFLAGRATION.

His Text Was These words-s'Bat Mono Of
These Things Move Me"-A Powerful
and Affecting Discourse In Fun-Large
Aftcndauce,
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Miss De Fashion: "Dld you have pleas
ant time this summer"
Mss DeStyle: Perfectly lovely. We
moved around SO much didn't have to be
seeh in the same dress twice."
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Arminta: "You PUT your arm around my
waist so gracefully, George"
George: 81 have had lots of practice. ]
was q street-car conductor five years"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

After Nevada man had sold rocky
piece of land for a song, a silver lode was
discovered there. He didn't know it was
lode-ed.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Chance for Doubt. Whifers; "what q
frightfully red nose that man has got"
Bliffers: t'Yes; wonder if he has been on
q spree or to a sea-shore camp meeting"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

A Small Matter.-Guest (complainings
ly): "This bill of fare is all inF French"
Waiter( (reassuringly): 'Niver you moind
that, sur, the cook is Oirish."
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

The eagle is dear to the American heart
but the double eagle is twice as dear.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Aged Pauper I'm New York;: "Can you
tell me the shortest way to the aims house,
sir?"
Lambkin: 'Wall Street."
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Not fit for q Juror. "May it
please the court object to that man as q
juror"
Judge: "Your reasou?"
Lawyer: 81 have three witnesses who can
swear that it isn't week since they saw hum
at newsstand looking over the papers"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

The Turkish bath attendant is q good
deal like tine modern novelist. He handles
his subject very freely.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

II seems to be the function of facultie,
to act as suspenders for college breaches.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

The Shore asitis.-Mr. Smallpay: "Spent
Sunday at the sea, shore, did you? Pleasant
time, / suppose"
Mr.. Slimpurse: "Well, the fact is, l
spent most of the day hunting for piece of
beach that wasn't fenced in.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Ada: 'sWhy didn't you marry young
Squipp? He has good looks, wealth, and
everything desirable"
May: HE never asked me-"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

SWINE is mocker" says a temperate,
lecturer, and he recommends coffee as an
alternative, but unfortunately that is Mocha
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

eleopatTa's necdle has always seemed out
of place in busy New York, because it has
no eye for business.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

and your clothes on washday, when, ever
since 1854, Dobhins' Electric Soap has been
offered on purpose to tighten your labor
and save your clothes. NO,c try it. You
nrocef has IL
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Mabel: "Amy, what has become of your
anti-slang society?"
Amy: 'Oh, it's in the SOUP"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-07

Dorothea: "After all, what's in a
name?'
Polly (Stitching industriously ON her we'd
ding trousseau): "About $15, 900 gear, my
dear"