The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1889-07-25
PITH AND POINT.

The picnic belle should wear r.r,,.,
Time is money. Some car c,7ig.,.
beat time.
The language Of deaf mute j., .s,.
chat goes without saying.
What was it the buzz saw! saw ,.s
of course. --Meo lork Mars.
When Il man goes to work he .sr.,s
takes off his coat, but if hcisamip,,I
puts on one.
Il may be difficult to build war.,ss,
but it is not so hard to rcar.adni-tn 2
No' York Mars.
The tombstone is about the OIL, Nm,
tina: can stand upright and lie on n. b.
ut the same timc.--7eTs Howl Ean
A Pullman porter is not no,sgA
dishonest because he is in the haf, I
going through the sleapers.-ya. Ys
NcrS.
A tailor being asked if the close Nh
year made him sad said YES. m7s
clothes of the year are paid .o,.-Tr
SJtiHgs.
dorothy, my love, think -a n
dreadfully extravagant 10 buy al ls
things But, my daaY Rufus MI
dearest, ~ had them charged
"i love you well, the stamp e-rass
Dear envelope 80 trU,,
In fact, it's evident TO an
That ! am stuck on Won
-Nrr Io-. N
Mrs. Jones-'Your baby !; yery va
rOr its age, don't YOU thinkr E
Brown-"Ycs, the poor darling va 4
on milk which was conden,ci-af
why the baby is so too.
Clerk-"Mr. Daybook, | would III
leave of absence this afternoon TO sas
the funeral of n cousin Mr. DsybaI
next morning)-"What was he Na
John? ?r-Nel5 York SIN.
A private Broadway detec,i,, aNpI
adver;ises that it will do pumping Il
private detective agency generally hss
get new "sucker" every time It q
mences to pump.-Ne'0 Iork Nat
Tramp-"Thank ye, ma'am, 70, 5ra
me the grub, but | kin never ca, r'Hs|
a fork" Farmers Witc-"Wel, M
along, and you'll find a fork in ,Lara
II little further on, ,'-Nfr Yosg IrlaI
A st. Louis paper declare, thai or
who claims to be a gentleman. wi. Il
verse his cuffs. We are waiting 'lasl
ly to see how Chicago will gs. srah 4
this cruel thrust. Niaasy)'a l-iN
Here is the reason Wagner s0'a
Are madea nuisance whoppn
Folks Handel IL as Though !, HN
\ wood-pile they were Chop2
-PhiiodeIgt'a soy
Mrs. Gabble-"What an awful! 70
ried, anxious, ,despairing look NH G%
soul has" Mrs. Dabbe--"Ic,l 20
she's stopped doing hc- own go'I
gone to keeping IA girI'-A@ ~
Weekly.
OF the size of her hand you may jag
her glove:
For there is Needed no art;
But you never can judge the d3pANS
love
Ola maid by the signs Of her heart
"Well, sir, what are your pre3
My daughter can't marry bcssat
expect to come into a large ior'laa
"Inherited from whom 'lna1l
from my-er-r-that is to say. lGJ-
father-in- law. Thine.
~ have met this man, said A'
the other day, "in Il great mll! -
where | would be ashamed to Pc %.
And for minute he couldn't undeN
why everybody laughed SO uP''n"1
-Meio York Tribune.
Nine of this summers sr1llie
Agontz, the aristocratic Pnl1U
school were Chicago girls ana US
numbered only twenty.one' '|
spell "pork" with IA "q'u'e ]"
Minneapolis Tribune.
Jenny-"Here comes jack allu
wish you would come down anu h
the room" Aunty-"Nny'
Tin afraid he's going to props
] can't trust myself-he looS 3, y y.
and so handsome. ."-Muas'y' "et
Johnson-"But can you sPtl
culate the rumor in rouldaV."
so no one will know where .ns
fromln Anderson--"Hes' We N w -
my wife as a secret, and she wiz
the sewing society meeting w"
omaha World.
Merchant TO drummer)-"hu,
know that these goods are "l1'
presentln Drummer-"lou ~.
my word for it, but proudlY
Chicago, and a Chicago man w. S,-
known to tell lie" Merchan' -"
Clothier and Fuynisher.
Stranger lin Chicago - u'S ,ap
how you can sleep nights when !', ID
that bloody Jake is ROAMING
loose" Chicago Man-"JaGe, ,a,d ~
anybody any harm now. hesVSs Srs
nice position on the police :"
-NaO York Mail and ElPre''