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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
Nothing In q Name.

The coiners of new and smoothly
flowing nouns have added "motha.
line" to the growing list. This i,
just too pretty for anything, aud be-
fore this bit of euphony 'insect pow
der" and "rat poison" seem dreadfully
rude and Jagged. Why should the
refined ears of the present generation
be longer offended? Let the mold
ers Of new nouns give us 'rataline'
and "mousealine" and "dogaline,'
instead of coarser titles bestowed up
on substances for the effacement O
detrimental bugs and beasts. TIL.
aesthetics in nomenclature should stoy
at no halfway measures.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
Never Give Up.

If you suffer with asthma, bronchi-
tis, or any other disease OF the throat
or lungs, nothing can surprise you
more than the rapid improvement that
will follow the use of Santa Able. If
you are troubled with catarrh, and
have tried other medicines. you will
be unable to express your amaze'nent
at the marvellous and instantaneous
curative powers Of California Cat-R.
Cure. These remedies are not secret
compounds, bat natural productions
of California. Sold at $1.00 a pack.
age; three for $3.50; and guaranteed
BY J. A. Rupert.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
DocToRiNo IN THE DARK.

No sensible surgeon will attempt the
performance Of an operation involving
human life in room secluded from the
proper amount of light. A practitioner
will not attempt the diagnosis of q com.
plicated disease unless he can see the
sufferer and make An examination upon
which to base his opinion relative to the
course OF treatment necessary to brig
about complete rest Grafton Of health
Notwithstanding the improperly Of
such action there seems to be great
deal of doctoring done in the dark.
BY this it is not intended that literal
meaning be inferred, but that a great
many mistakes are committed because Of
the darkness which 10 the result of ignol-
ance. It needs no illustration to demon.
strate that gross ignorance has caused
many fatal mistakes to be made in the
treatment Of diseases by those who pro-
fess to be learned in the art Of healing.
In. many diseases several organs are
more or less implicated and what seems
primary ailment may be one quite re-
mote: For instance, severe headache
may have its origin in disturbed stom-
ach. On the other hand, sickness at
the stomach may be caused by blow on
the head. The seat Of typhoid fever is
in the upper part of the bowels, but most
OF its worst symptoms are often in the
brain.
Symptoms Of disease as we'll as diseases
themselves are oftentimes followers or
concomitants of some unsupported organ
ic disease and this is peculiarly true of
lung, liver, brain and heart diseases in
general, for it is now known that they
are the result Of kidney disease, which
shows its presence in some such indirect
manner.
Several years ago gentleman became
convinced OF the truth Of this and through
his efforts the world has been warned Of
kidney disease and as . result of contin-
ued effort q specific known as Warmers
Safe Cure was discovered, the general
use of which has shown it to be of ines
timable benefit in all cases where kidney
treatment is desirable or necessary.
When consumption is threatened see
to it that the condition of the kidneys is
Immediately inquired into and if they
are found diseased, cure them BY an i'm
mediate use of Warmers Safe Cure and
the symptoms Of lung decay will rapidly
disappear.
There are too many instances already
recorded of the terrible results produced
by q lack Of knowledge concerning the
cause of disease, and human life is Of too
much Importance to be foolishly sacrificed
to bigotry or ignorance.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
THE GUYER SPRINGS.

This Popular Resort Reopened for the
Seasea-Mrs. ]. K. Morrill, to En-.
tertain The Ladies A Delightful
Place.
The Guyer Hot Springs are at their
best, just now. The mountains on
either side are covered with a rich
carpssing of green grass and wild
flowers in greatest profusion, the
magnificent grove is redolent with
spring odors, the hotel and baths have
been overhsuled and freshened. and
the grounds put in shape for the sea-
son. A new firm-Morrill & Rey-
nolds-has just taken years lease
on the place, which is now ready for
the reception of transient and regular
boarders. Mrs. J. K. Morrill,, OF this
city, exercises a general supervision
of the inside arrangements, while her
husband-eur own "Jos."-looks after
the outside. This is enough. 1t is q
guarantee that all that can will be
done to entertain visitors.
To the business man, wearied with
the thousand petty details of the
week, nothing can be pleasanter, more
exhi!erat,ng, healthier, than the re
frsshing fourteen. mile drive to the
Guyer Hot Springs and back, with
. bath, or two, a stroll and ramble
and, perhaps, few casts in one OF
the many deep pools Of Warm Springs
creek where the trout love to congre-
gate. Angling here is reduced to an
exact science; or, rather, it is no
science at all. The water is so clear,
the speckled beauties so numerous and
voracious, that anybody can catch
them; and a string OF 20 to so is not
an uncommon reward for an hour or
two's tantalizing Of the favorites.
Since Mr.. aud Mrs. Morrill, took
hold of them the Guyer Hot Springs
have regained much Of their former
popularity-not only at home bu.
abroad. Sunday before last there
were over 100 visitors; last Sunday
70 by actual count. These came from
Ketchum, HALEY, Bellevue, Broad
ford, and couple from as far as
Shoshone, even.
The TIMES earnestly suggests to all
who desire change from the routine
of town life and duties to jump in a
buggy at any time ana drive up there
Including bath and lunch or dinner
the trip there and back from HALEY
can be made in six hours; but whole
day should be devoted to it; and, GU,
word for it, those who take it vii
not only he glad that they did-the,
will soon thereafter repeat it.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
An Absolute Cure.

The Original Abiesine Ointment is
only put up in large two-ounce tin
DO xes, and is an absolute cure for old
sores, burns, wounds, chapped hands,
and all skin erupt'ons. Will posi-.
lively cure all kinds of piles. Ask
for the Original Abietine Ointment.
>old by ]. A. Rupert at rs cents per
box-by mail 30 cents.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
The Randall Reception.

The friends of Mr.. and Mrs. Ma.
than Randall rendered the new
couple a reception at the Alturas Ho.
tel, last night, on the occasion OF Their
return from their wedding trip. Pro
lessor Delius supplied the music, and
dancing was kept up until after ]
O'Clock this morning.
The affair was we'll managed anc
thoroughly enjoyed.
Mr.. and Mrs. Randall will nov
doubtless feel at liberty to settl,
down to the discharge of the practice
duties of life, and will have the hes
wishes Of oil their acquain,ances.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
LOCAL JOTTINGs.

J. G. Fox sells ladies', misses and
children's shoes at Eastern prices.
The Idaho Forwarding Company
has just received carload Of hams
and bacon.
The new Ketchum water. works arr
being rapidly completed, the mains
are already extending through several
streets.
II you desire the best and cheapest
ice on Wood River, see A. NJ. Pur
dun or leave orders at Whitman &
Walkers store.
~ SAM. M1LLsAps.
The Ladies' Guild will meet with
Mrs. Geo. b. Smythe (who is now
living at the residence Of Mrs. DR..
Mckay on Wednesday, May 22d, at
1880 o'clock p. m.
Now Is = good time to order your
Dress Suits for the HALEY Springs
Hotel opening. If you delay, you
may be too late. e. ANDERSON,
The Tailor.
Mrs. Sarah Roach will keep for
sale, to families and Others, all kinds
of fine pastry, bread, etc. Her estab-
lishment 10 At Rupert's corner.
Go to w. S. Mack's to have your
house, sign and carriage painting,
psper.hanying, oalcimining, etc., done,
aud carpets taken up and relaid.
Thousands OF oaterpiliars have
made their appearance in the valley
near Ketchum. They travel in . north
erly direction, but have done no dam.
age SO far, beyond falling into the
trenches dug for the water mains, and
thus proving an annoyance to the
workmen.
Professor Delius having ascertained
to his own satisfaction, that the ore O.
his Hope mining claim, in Scorpion
gulch, yields = sufficient amount II
gold to pay expenses, is making ar
Engagements to crush rs or so tons a
the Sullivan mill, on Deer creek. q
Narrow Gauge gulch, a. q test o
what can be done with the ore unde
stamps. II the trial is satisfactory, h
will begin the regular extraction o
ore.
The drunkard swills alcohol
Wise men use SAMARITAN NERvINE
the king Of oil remedies. Druggist
sell il.
At the dawn OF womanhOod, or ]!
the change Of life, SAMARITAN NER
VINE is the ladies' friend. At Drug
gists'. $3.50.
Cured my sister. I went to tn
Lord in prayer and through kim
Providence was directed to you.
ELNoN J. MCINTYRE,
Millbury Station, Mass
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
The Last Act.

Adding to long series of contin-
ued success, the Union Pacific again
takes the lead in running superb din
ing cars on the solid Union Pacific
and Northwestern train from Denver
to Chicago. Meals, rs cents.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
How Can Parents

Allow their children to cough and
strain and cough and calmly say: "Oh
it is only little cold," and keep Civ.
ing them cheap and dangerous med.
icines, until they are down with lung
fever or consumption, when they car
be SO easily relieved by BEGGS' CHER.
RY COUGH SYRUP? 1t has no SUI
perior and few equals. J. A. Rupert
Druggist.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
Simply Perfect.

The new dining cars on the Uuion
Pacific and Northwestern solid trains
from Denver to Chicago, with meals
at rs cents, render that already unsur-
passed service simply perfect.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
The Ahlstrom GALLERY Reopssed.

w. F. Millssps, . skillful photogra-
pher who has recently arrived from
Missouri, has reopened the Ahlstrom
gallery, at the southwest corner OF
Bullion street and First avenue.
and 10 prepared to take views and
photos. Give him . call Al
m2Od&w2w.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
A TRAGEDY AT SHOSHONE,
4 Saloon. Keeper Shoots His Mistress
and Himself.

Passengers on the north bound
train which arrived to-day report a
tragedy at Shoshone, last night.
John Brannan, proprietor OF the
Headlight Saloon, shot his mistress
a woman of the town named Cora
killing her instantly, and then shot
himself with suicidal intent. He
was still alive when the train left, bu,
his death was momentarily expected
Jealousy Is given as the cause o.
the tragedy.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
LETTER LIST.

List Of Letters remaining in the HALEY tldaho)
Postofnce for the week ending May 10, 1852.
Persons calling for any of these Letters will please
say Advertised"
Dusenberry, WIN Templeton, Ed
GUY HAMMER, Postmaster.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21
An Innovation.

Complaint has often been made
that meals on dining cars are expen-
sive. On the Union Pacific and
Northwestern solid train from Denver
to Chicago, passengers are furnished
the best the market affords for rs
cents.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21

sW Blank Proofs of Labor for
sale at this Office.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-21

Every day and evening, at Mrs.
RoschS Bakery and Restaurant.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-05-18

ness ana charm Eer story l. a romantic
one. At IA years OF age she had reached that
sudden development to womanhood which
comes to South American girls almost as soon
a. they turn into their teens. the Dictator
BarrioS, who was then nearly 10, caught
glimpse of her one day, and being inspired
with a sudden passion demanded her hand.
Very naturally the girl rebelled at being
turned over to a man old enough to be her
father, and her parents objected to the match
also, not only ON account of disparity in the
years, but on the ground that the position of
a South American dictator is not one of suffi-
cient security to insure the future happiness
Of the woman who marries him, so the young
lady was whisked off to a mountain convent
and Gen. Barrios' offer was respectfully but
firmly declined The dictator, however, was
aot of the stuff of which rejected suitors are
made; his only answer was to clap the lovely
senoritas father into Jail and to inform him
that he would remain there until his pretty
daughter became Mime. de Barrios.
The old gentleman stood it heroically for a
while, but prison life and fare not agreeing
with him, the senorita reappeared as sud-
denly as she had gone, and was welded with
great pomp and ceremony to her hardy
wooer. There is some quality in the femi-
nine heart which responds promptly to these
Lochinvar methods of courtship, and in a
very short while the pretty girl was more fond
of her rugged and imperious husband than of
all the young fellows who had been playing
mandolins under her window ever since she
turned of twelve He ON his part was pas
sionately enamored of the little girl he had
married, and at once began investing large
sums in the United States and in France
against the coming Of any damp day, so that
when he was suddenly taken off in an up
rising his widow found herself not only the
mother of several children, most of when
came in pairs, but also the sole owner of over
S1,OOO,OO0, invested in the solidest fashion.
She is a very prominent figure i'll society and
usually spends her summers at Newport, q
devoted mother to her little dark eyed brood,
and so far seems to have no intention of re
placing her soldier husband, though the for
tune hunters spare no pains to persuade her
to do 60 One of her curious fancies was to
have herself painted by famous miniature
painter in picture which showed only her
beautiful Spanish eyes above the edge of
crimson fan This grew quite a rage for
awhile, and all the women with, pretty eyes
had themselves painted in like manner. 1t
was she, too, who started the fashion of hav
ing her beautiful hand photographed and
giving It to her friends in place of pictures Of
her face.-New York Cor. Chicago News.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-05-18
The Cilcloth.

A good serviceable oilcloth is the best kind
of covering for the kitchen floor, and it can
with but little effort and strength, be kept in
excellent condition, and it can also be as
easily destroyed with improper care. A few
bad washings will do more harm than can
ever lie remedied, therefore it is especially
important that the oilcloth be washed prep
erly
If you would have your oilcloth looking
clean and bright, never use a mop when
washing it, as this is sure to leave it grimy
and streaky. Have pail of clean, lukewarm
water or milk and water, and use two clean
flannel cloths, one for wash cloth and one
to wipe with. Go over the whole surface OF
the oilcloth, washing a small space at a time
and drying it thoroughly. When dried well
warm some linseed OIL and with soft cloth
run it over the oicloth, using very little oil
and rubbing it in we'll This will improve
the appearance of the carpet wonderfully If
ll,Isoed oil as not convenient, kerosene may be
used, but the linsced is much the better for
;ois purpose. Equal quantities of becswax
md linseed oil melted together is used by
many as a good dressing for oilcloth, ap
plying it the same as the plain oil, a little at
time. Boston Budget.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-05-18
PLAYING Two Parts in Real Life.

A handsome Boston woman, whose manner
of dress is more or less criticised as being
too young" makes out good case for her
self with an apt little story. 1t is worthy the
attention OF women who compute the age
and make an inventory of the costumes of
their sisters who, being neither girls nor
brides, insist upon wearing hats and bright
colors when their advisers would have them
affect black and seal brown and invisible
green.
Mrs Tailormade had been prevailed upon
by a conventional sister and numerous advis-
ers to buy what one of the dear 500 friends
called "chaste bonnet" fat arrangement
with wide strings which tied in large bow
under her dimpled chin Its color was a sad
brown, and an innocuous ornament of dull
jet was its only garniture. She declared that
that Abonnet should last her life time, and
carefully preserved it in a bandbox. One
rainy day, when she was obliged to go down
town, she saw happy opportunity to make
a concession to prejudice, and preserve the
curl in her hat feathers by wearing the bon
net She put it on with demure veil and a
waterproof cloak, and stopped at a dress
makers to leave an order for some button
holes The next day dawned bright and
clear She donned her dark red tailor made
gown, her directoire hat and Hading veil,
and calling at the dressmaker's was greeted
with, "Ah, here is the garment. hopc your
mother will like the buttonholes. n-Eoston
(1oZatta
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-05-18
THE THREE RIDERS

Three riders set out for the temple of Fame,
Each booted and spurred and equipped the same.
The first rode forth at q rafting pace,
Like jockey who wins an exciting race.
,&he second set ont with caution slow,
- that, when need was, he might faster go.
The third rode steadily, quietly on.
At quick jog trot he could reckon upon
And which do you think will the winner be:
The hare, the tortoise. or number three?
The first one soon broke down, of course.
He saved the saddle, but lost his horse
The second met the regular fate,
Dallied too long, and was just too late.
The third, Greve and regret to say,
Did not get there, for he lost his way.
He thought so much of his regular trot,
That to look at the signs he quite forgot.
See how strangely things befal
Another, not thinking of Fame at all,
Who was on his way to the bread fruit tree,
To provide for his wife and children three
Went straightway into the temple Of Fame,
And innocently asked its name
They answered him With quizzical face,
He remarked, Its a most uncomfortable place
Then he went on to the breadfruit tree,
And home to his wife and children three
The moral? Well, If you can find it,
Write it out, for sha'nt mind it,
Tudor jerks in Christian Union
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-05-18
THE Whirligis of Time"

In gancing over old volumes of The Lon
don Punch, or American humorous papers,
or portions of papers of thirty years ago
nearly every mention of literary woman
poles fun at her personal appearance. Such
dowdy, lean, strong minded creatures as
those who are caricatured under the guise of
intellectual" women, were enough to deter
almost any girl from becoming a poet or
novelist. But now all is changed. Every
poet and novelist is beautiful, or described as
such; or at the very least, she has wealth
of satiny hair, or tiny foot, or glowing
eyes And she dresses in high art gowns,
whose smallest frill or fold is carefully de.
scribed by painstaking interviewers. THE
Whirligig of Time" has at last crowned
genius with what every true woman values
far more than genius-lovableness and beau
ty.-Pittsburg Bulletin.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-05-18
Some Good Advice.

Dr. Lucy N. Hall writes: wish tic Amer
lean women would do as the European women
do when they go to the theatre, and that is,
get up and walk about, chat, and visit with
acquaintance, and get their blood into circu-
lation between the acts. Why, it's perfectly
abominable, this sitting cramped up in
chair for three hours without stirring. To
me it denotes lack of comprehension of
ones physical needs. have no word of re-
proach for those men who so out between the
acts. know there are some men who avoid
as much as possible taking lady to the
theatre solely because they dread having to
sit still from the beginning to the end Of the
play. But if | were present at the theatre
with q. gsntleman should tell him to go out
and get exercise, for that is what do myself
when so, which, however, is seldom.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-05-18
The Model Woman.

A wit belonging to the skating club has
declared that in order to be a .deservedly
acknowledged belle patineuse lady should
be gifted with the thirty following good
points: "She should have three things white,
the skin, teeth and hands; three black, eyes,
eyelasheS and eyebrows; three rosy, the lips,
the cheeks and the finger nails; three long,
the waist, hair and hands; i, three short,
teeth, ears and tongue; three broad, fore
head, shoulders and intelligence; three small,
waist, mouth and instep; three finely formed.
the nose, head and feet; three artistically
shaped, fingers, upper lip and chin; three
beautifully developed, the arms the limbs
and the dowry." To which catalogue of per
fections what lady would not gladly have the
right to lay claim' Nor would she lack ad-
mlrers even if she happened not to skate
New York Truth.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-05-18
The Fair stenographer,s Idea of Men.

The dignifed girl was on the street car the
other evening, and her lower lip pou:ed out
as if she were at odds with things generally
You seem out of Sorts" said her companion
stenographer what is the matter9" oh"
replied the dignified girl, II get sick of meu
and their ways They are messy; they sling
paper all over the office, and loll about on the
desks and chairs in such undignifed attitudes.
They smoke and chew; we have fourteen
drummers who come into our office, and only
one of the fourteen has ever had the courtesy
to ask me if cigar smoke is offensive to me.
Then they are silly; they talk such nonsense
as,l6-year-old girls wouldn't be guilty of 1t
is all about neckties, new hats ballets, good
dinners and so on. If you think man is the
superior animal you just spend some time in
a business office with assorted sizes of him,
and you will see. l am beginning to believe
that a trashy dime novel is better society
than the average man, and equally improv-
ng."-Indianapolis Journal
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-05-18
To Preserve Eggs.

The favorite domestic way of packing eggs,
and one that keeps them well for limited
periods, is with salt. Put layer of salt two
inches deep on the bottom of a stone jar and
put in the eggs, ends down Select your own
authority as to which end it shall bel, being
careful that the shells do not touch; fill and
cover well with salt and proceed as before
Another method, said to keep eggs perfectly
for year, is the same as the foregoing except
that each egg before packing is rubbed over
with piece of fried fat.
A pickle which, it is said, will keep eggs
perfectly for two years and which is success
fully used on ships at sea, is made by adding
one pint of fresh slaked lime and one-half
pint of salt to each three gallons of water
mix we'll Have the barrel or tub in which
they are to be kept half full of the liquid,
then with a'dish let the eggs down into it,
tipping the dish after it fills with water so
that they roll out without cracking the shell,
for if the shell is cracked the egg will spoil
a piece of board should be laid over the top
of the eggs and a little lime and salt kept
upon it.
Other methods are, to coat the shells with
a thin gum arabic mucilage, with thin var.
nish n by dissolving gum shellac in alco-
ho, or with grease, and packing them in
BRAN oats, powdered charcoal or sawdust
Or, make a thin mixture of fresh slaked lime
and water; put the eggs in for a few %
meuts till the lime settles into the interStices
Of the shells; take them out and dry them,
then pack in any desired material.-Good
HOUSEKEEPING