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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16

A BIG COUNTRY.

BIO COUNTRY.
Teacher-America is q great coun-
try.
Pupil-Yes, I've heard that it was so
biz you can walk for hours and hours
without being in danger of running
across teacher.
A DREADFUL THREAT.
Lady-Ive got nothing for you.
Tramp-You haven't, Ell? Well you'll
be sorry for this. If you don't give me
something nice to eat I'll recommend
you to all my friends between here and
the Gulf of Mexico.
CLUB NIGHT.
Wife-Will you come home early
this evening"?
Husband-Yes, probably Il that is.
you needn't keep the breakfast waiting
II am not here.
SURPRISE.
Caller-Will you tell Mr.. Peters that
/ wish to see him?
New servant-O, he knows you are
here. He saw you from the window.
"Ah, indeed"
"Yes and when he saw you he said,
Great Scott What next?
NOT AS BAD AS THAT.
Servant girl-The gentleman board
ing at your house gets such lot of let
ters. l wonder if they are all from
ladies'.
Second servant girl-They are not
from ladies. He is an honorable
gentleman. All the letters he gets are
from people he owes.
MITIGATING CIRCUMSTANCE.
The new tenant visits the family on
the floor below. After few compli-
mentary remarks, the lady says:
Shall l call my daughter to play
something for you on the piano? You
haven't heard her yet"
40, yes, have; and to tell the truth
the landlord let me have the apartment
a third cheaper on that account. -
Terds SJtings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16
Are We to Have Another War;

Some political prophets aver that we shall.
Bo that rs it may, the battle waged by medical
science against disease will never cease until We
arrive mt that utopian epoch when the human
family shall to bo afflicted with bodily
ailments. One OF the most potent weapons
watch the armory OF medicine furnishes is Hos
letters stomach Bitters, which is of special
utility as family remedy, as it is adapted 10
the immediate relief and ultimate cure of those
disorders OF the stomach, liver and bowels
which are Of mmonest occurrence. Indiyes-
ton, biliousness and constipation are INSOFAR
able companions, an I these ailments are com.
pletey oradicated by the Bittors. But tho
remed al scope OF this superlatively wholesome
and genial medicine takes in also nervous all
ments, rheumatism and kidney troubles its
action in these as in tho other compla nts, be-
in characterized by unequaled thorouGhness.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16

To the young lover of poetry, who
has been frightened away from Mr..
Browning by the sibyls who shrek and
the priests who beat their vain GYM
balls around him, interpreting his dark
meanings, / would say, read "Man
and Woman" Read it without puz-
cling after problems, or grubbing for
more than you see on the surface.
Read "Man and Woman" as you read
"Adonis," or "The Ode to Autumn" or
"The Lay of the Last Minstrel" or the
Ancient Mariner" just for the first
plain sense, for the romance, for the
delight of the heart and the fancy, for
the human beings who move there, and
the human emotions. Whoever does
this, not being blind and deaf to poetry,
will be a lifelong and grateful adj
mirer of Mr.. Browning. -AndrelC
Lana, i1 the Forum.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16
Useful Household Recipes.

To make regulations, take ton of
gall, half pound of brains, sixteen
grains of truth, and fill up with al
ibitum lying. To make a friend, take
half a pound of sympathy, pound of
fattery, two pounds of beneficial SER
vices; mix we'll and serve hot. To
make an enemy, take an ounce of
truth, put it on ice for minute, and
let them have it cold. To make love,
take pound of taffy, a hundred
weight of sentiment, 200 pounds of
deception, and squeeze through the
hands or lay on the lips of lonely girl
who has just quarreled with her moth
er. The girl need not be lonely nor
need she have quarreled with her
mother.-San Francisco Chronicle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16

Easement of the building were found Ave
todies of young girls lying close together
The finder tried to pull them out, but they
were pinned down and 1t was impossible &c
get them out They were beyond all
human aid. Already about q dozen dead
bodies have been taken out. The work OF
rescue will be pushed, but it may be several
days before all the bodies are taken out
The rescuers still have the greatest hopes
that some of those inside are still living.
All is chaos and confusion around the mill.
II is impossible to tell how many may be
under the ruins, as the managers are miss
ing. The number may not be over forty
and may reach eighty. Among those
known to be dead are:
HENRY CROKER. foreman OF the elk
mill: aged - and married; he came from New
London. Conn.
LAURA KERsHNER
EVA LEEDS.
LILLE GROW.
KATIE BOWMAN.
KATE LEADS.
AMELIA CHRISTMAN.
SOPHIE wINKLEMAN.
ELLA LONG.
WILLIE SNYDER.
WILLIAM PETESON.
REBECCA POUSE.
KATE REIDENA UER.
ROSE CLEMMER.
These are all the dead who have been
taken out. Clerk Autenback said he be-
lieved that fully eighty bodies were in the
ruins, His list of employees is lost. Eighty
is a conservative estimate of those who lost
their lives.
Among the wounded are: Geraldine
Glazier, Annie Leads, Bertha Kusel, Ella
Lamm, Emma Bauensehn, George Nelman,
Ella Karl, Minnie Merkel, Sallie Hasson,
Lizzie Owens, Bertha Herman, Marie Mel
Ion, Ellie Salmon, Ellie Plum, Kate Hep
'er. Mary Cunnius, Mary Evans, Ellie Eb-
right, Howard Bricker, Annie Bricker and
Annie Fry.
The names of many others cannot be as
certained in the confusion.
The silk mill was built about four years
ago. The builders were Reading capital
lists, and the cost of putting it up was 1853,
600. The mill was leased TO Grimshaw
Brothers, of Patterson, n j. The machin-
cry cost $40, 900. This is total loss.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16
Catarrh Cured.

A clergyman. after years OF suffering from
that loathsome disease. Catarrh. and vainly
trying every known remedy. at last found "a
recipe which completely cured and saved
him from death. Any sufferer from this
dreadful disease sending a sclf-addressed
stamped envelopes 20 Prof. J. A. Lawrence.
81 Warren street. New York City, will re-
ceiyo tho recipe free OF charge.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16
From Experience.

Author-"Those articles / wrote be-
fore / was married, called Hints to
Husbands, were so successful that L
am almost determined to begin new
series of similar ones"
Friend-"What will you treat on
this timer"
Author-"Advice to single men. -
Yankee Blade.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16
A Radical Cure for EpiIeptic Fits.

To the Editor: Please inform your read
ers that / have n positive remedy for the
above named disease which / warrant TO
cure the worst cases. So strong is my faith
In the virtues of this medicine that will
send free sample bottle and valuable
treatise to any sufferer who will give me
his z. o. and Express address. Ny remedy
has cured thousands of hopeless cases. IL.
q. RooT, M. c., 1873 Pearl street. New York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16
A Rash Promise.

Jaysmith-Ill make no more prom
Uses. i once made promise that /
never afterward ceased 60 regret.
Jonjones-Whatw was it?
Jaysmith-A promise to pay Yam
lee Blade.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16
The Difficulty Experienced

In taking Cod Liver Oil is entirely overcome
in SCOTS Emulsion OF Cod Liver Oil anC
Hypophosphites. 10 is as pdlatable as milk
and the most valuable remedy that has ever
been produced for the cure of Consumption
Scroiua and Wasting Diseases. Do not fai
70 try il.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16
He Was Ready.

Observation-Disclosures is ready.
Please smile"
Kentuckian-"Thank you. 1 don't
care If / do."@Arcola Record.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16

AMERICAN wagons have the market
in South America, and the American
wheelbarrow is to be met with in every
portion of China and Japan.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16
News AboutTowu,

II Is the current report about town that
Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs is
making some remarkable cures with people
who are troubled with Coughs. Sore Throat
Asthma. Bronchitis and Consumption. Any
druggist will give you n trial bottle free OF
cost 1t is guaranteed 10 relieve and cure.
The Large Bottles are soc and ST.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16

wMIIAM YoUNKIN. Custer. Neb., says: Il
have used Wizard Oil for the past five years
and find IL invaluable. / would as soon give
up my Winchester as TO go on the range
Without bottle OF Wizard Oil with me-
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16

IN teaching a boy drawing give him the
premises and let him draw his own con-
illusions. Terds SifiiRgs.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16

EAT all the ice cream you want to, I"
says physician. This the pretty girl
thinks is the best summers cool-off phi
losophy BOSTON Courier.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-01-16

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c.
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No Safer Remedy can be had for
Coughs and Colds, or any trouble of the
Throat, than BroWn's bronchial IrocheS.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-25

PANAMA, May 24.-The unfortunate con-
sequences of the canal smash are becoming
more marked every day, ard the deplora-
BILE condition Of affairs has but one outlet,
and that is by emigration.
The commissioner sent by the jamaican
government has already sent away 1000
people and has issued tickets for 5000
more. These will leave by the earliest
steamers. The people are congregated
at the different depots with their
tickets in their hands but are
without food and almost without shelter,
and the tropical wet season is in its full
energy. After all the distressed foreigners
shall have been removed there will still be
much suffering and want here, which can
not be even ameliorated until the resGmp-
ton OF work in January next shall have
put money in circulation.
When the City of Para leaves Colon there
will be no steamer in that port, a circum-
stance almost unparalleled in the history of
the port since it was first visited by steam
ers and became known by the name of As
pinwall.
The CHILEAN government, it is reported,
has determined to order, for immediate de-
livery, ten forty-fve-ton Knipp guns for
the defense of the coast.
A voluntary public subscription is being
raised in San Salvador to pay OF the old
claims Of the English bOndholders, which
have long been UNDECIDED. Senior Ginrota
has headed the list with $50 900.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-25
The Bishop INQUEST.

NEW YORK, May 24.-At to-day's session
of the inquest case on Washington Irving
Bishop, Mrs. Bishop, mother Of the de
ceased, testified that on one occasion her
son had lain Tor six days as if dead, but
she held to the belief that he was alive,
and on the seventh day he rose up and was
himself again. This, Mrs. Bishop said,
was when he was boy, and he had
had several similar experiences since
She further said he had a horror of
the surgeons knife while in these
frances and always carried a paper about
his person explaining this feeling. She said
she saw this paper with him an hour be-
fore he left Philadelphia on the fatal even.
ing. Although she came on at once when
notified of his illness, they would not let
her see him, but said the doctors were
with him. She had a preSentimeut that
they would cut him with their knives be-
fore they would let her see him. She ar
gued with them to no purpose and said:
''He is simply in trance and they do not
understand his case"
Tuesday morning | was brought to the
undertakers and there shown the body Of
my murdered son."
Miss Ida Orme Jones, who has known
Bishop for fifteen years, told of a trance of
Bishops where a physician pronounced
him dead and of his recovery half an hour
after he had been laid out. DR.. Briggs
corroborated Mrs. Bishops testimony as
to his attendance on her son in 1873 and
stated that the doctors who were with him
pronounced Inn dead, though he would
not be convinced, having had charge of
similar cases. An adjournment was taken
until Monday.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-25
IN SLEEPS CLOTHING.
Rev. Mr.. Hooper, Who Stole a
Pastoral Lamb.
A MINISTER'S ILL-TIMED ACTION.
He Exeommunlcates a Member of His Church
For Disagreeing About an Undertaken
"A Rabid Presbyterian Eater.

Especial to THE Misunderstanding Dispatch. J
New YORK, May 24-Rev. John T.
Hooper, who ran away with and married
Mary Curtiss, is now without a church.
Last night Mr.. Hooper's congregation held
meeting to decide what they should do in
view of their pastors latest adventure
John Lindsay presided. Secretary Hanson
read letter from Hooper, who, S'with
emotions of pleasure and PAIN rendered
his resignation to take effect the last Lords
day in June.
Hanson explained that Hooper wanted to
leave Mott Haven as soon as possible. By
his agreement with the congregation he
was to have a months vacation. His pas
tOral relation was to cease at once, but he
wanted his June salary. After some debate
his resignation was accepted with cheers.
Chairman Lindsay asked Hooper to say a
few parting words. The gay clergyman
mounted the platform amid laughter and
Kisses.
Il wish could call You friends he said,
"but no matter, was the nucleus around
which this church centered. a church is
like pile of cannon balls around a post,
so that when the post is pulled away the
balls scatter. Ministers come and go, but
IlG CHuTCu SOGS vi lOISNtL SudlA dlH dy .
be pleased to hear of this church'S pros
perity. Yet there is not enough personal
magnetism or enthusiasm to keep the
CHURCH going. You won't get better man
than Il am. daughter and hisses) You
may get more iudioious one, but not a
better preacher. (Hissing, hooting and
cries of Rats l am sorry l did not
preach gentility here. The very man who
Kissed me just now may have seen drunk
on Third avenue with two black eyes"
When Hooper took his seat, Brother
Howell Indignantly defended him. mir.
Santos and 1 tried him for year." said
Brother Howell, land now you don't want
to give him money enough to get back to
his mother" Gaughter). ''If you were
like my people, only free for twenty
years." said Brother Williams, cOlored
man, II might excuse your conduct to your
master. Ii you are not ashamed of your
selves 1 am ashamed OF YOU" The meeting
then adjourned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-25
An Aqti-Presbyterian Crank.

Especial to THE HERALD-Examiner Dispatch. ]
New YORK, May 24-Much attention
was given to-day by people passing DR..
Crosby's church to clerical looking man
who stood on tue sidewalk loudly protest
ing against 1.-THE evils of Presbyterianism -
He had chosen that point from which to
distribute his tracts, because inside the
Presbyterian general assembly, with it's
hundreds of delegates from all over the
country, was in session. This was the
same individual who, week ago, gained
admittance to the assembly and delivered
a bitter attack upon the Presbyterian
creed before the ministers could recover
from their establishment sufficiently to
eject him. When the morning session was
adjourned yesterday, the ministers and lay
delegates, as they poured out of the
church, spoke Indignantly to the tract-dis-
tributor, and it is said attempts were made
to have him arrested for trespassing He
gives the name of S. j. Hickey, of 2S6
Kosciusko street, Brooklyn. He became a
Presbyterian minister in 1881, and became
pastor of the Throop Avenue church. Two
years ago he resigned his charge, and
dropped the title of "Rev." and devoted
himself to denouncing that ''herrible bias
phemy,n that ''eternal torments in hell fire
forever aM ait all but the elect" Hickey
claims that whoever elected him from the
assembly meeting tried to choke him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-25
Rev. Charles A. Hayden,s Milf,

Especial to THE HERALD-Bxaminer Dispatch
GLOUCESTER, Mass, May 24.-Quite a
sensation has been created in st. Johns
Episcopal church by the action of Rev.
Charles A. Hayden, rector, last Sunday
evening, in announcing from the pulpit q
sentence OF accommodation on Chris
topher Whittendale and wife, alleging that
they had slandered him.
WhiJtendale for several years had been a
vestryman of the church. but for nearly
four years has not been inside the editice
owing to a difference with the rector in
regard to attending the funeral Of mem
Der of Whittendale's family. Arrange
ments for the funeral of Rhoda Written
dale had beenmade with Undertaken Lloyd,
to take place at . o'clock, to which time,
it is alleged, the minister objected, saying
he wanted it to take place two hours later,
and unless it did he would not attend. Hay
den, when asked his reasons, said that ,
o'clock was his dinner time; and again he
did not believe in burying the dead on Sun
day His services were dispensed with
and Rev Mr.. Clark, of the Evangelical
Congregational church officiated.
Whittendale's sister lay on her death bed
last Sunday, Hayden was sent for Satur-
day to administer the communion. On ar
irving at the house, it is said, he started a
discussion as to what undertaken should be
chosen to bury the woman in the event of
her death He insisted on naming the per-
son. He did not gain his point, and when
he returned on Sunday the patient was
unconscious and the communion was dis
pensed with. The woman died before
nightfall. That night Parson Hayden an
nounced the accommodation of the yes
TRUMAN
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-25
Waylaid by HighWaymen.

Especial to THE HERALD--Examlner Dispstch.I
CHARLOTTE, N. c., May 24.-While DR..
John Allen, of Stanley county, was return
ing home Tuesday night ne was met by
highwaymen, who robbed him Of $50. When
the doctor was released he became furious.
As he was not armed, he picked up stones
and clubs and pelted the highwaymen. He
was again overpowered and led to tree.
where the robbers after putting q moose
around his neck, told:him to pray and then
swung him up. By some mistake in ad-
justing the moose DR.. Aliens neck was not
brokon; neither did death result from the
hanging. After he had been hanging about
half an hour he was cut down and left
lying upon the ground, as the robbers sup
posed him dead. Allen went home and
told his experience. He says he pretended
to be suffocated by the rope, and struggled
for moment and then was quiet. This
seemed to show the robbers that he was
really dead, so they cut him down. Donald
Chavis has been jailed, he being suspected
of being one of the highwaymen.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-25

Especial 10 THE Observation-Disclosures Dispatch.
New YORK May 2+-Manager E. E.
Rice Of Rice & Dixey, slept in Ludlow
street jail tonight. He was arrested in the
afternoon for contempt OF court in 1881
Rice and John r. Jennings were partners
in a summer music garden in St. Louis
Both of these gentlemen declared that they
lost money heavily. but Jennings accused
Rice Of unloading the bulk Of the disaster
upon him. The result of their litigation
was judgment of 5000 against Rice. OBJ
tanned in St Louis. Subsequently, another
judgment of 50, 900, covering the former to-
gether with interest and costs, was got in
this city James H. Egan, of this city.
was given charge of the matter He sys-
tematically endeavored to collect the judg-
ment Egan looked for him but Rice was
not to be found. Finally. however he
cornered him and got him to pledge himself
to pay $1,000 month toward the discharge
Of the Judgment. Three such instruments
We're paid through the medium of Henry
Z. DiXey; but that was all. Then supple
mentary proceedings We're begun, and Rice
was pitilessly examined. He pleaded pow
erty of the direst kind. and tried to make it
appear that he was not the principal in any
of the enterprises in which he was en-
gagged. Rice has eyaded being further
questioned. It vas because he would not
pay attention to the order of Judge Truax
of the superior court to appear again for
examination that ne was finally adjudged
to be in contempt and put under arrest
He was unable give bail.