Telegram-herald., 1889-11-25

What on earth are you going to do
with all these things, All DAMP" Sarah
cried. we are not married yet, to need
such stuff"
Heap good eat 'em Miss Salah; by
an bym bye my sendee mob, heap moh
My hab got plenty money; don't mind
bit"
More More whatP" gasped the
frightened girl and her mother n
chorus.
"Moh plesant-Chlistma soon -
Miss Sarah trembled at the mere
thought OF it. She and her folks were
good Christians and well-tO-do people.
knowing that the heathen's intention
was good ono they did not wish to
hurt his feelings by refusing TO receive
him and his presents. so they let him
leave MS goods there except the live
ducks and chicken. They told him
they were afraid 70 have them in the
house and the servant girl didn't dare
70 kill them"
Then All Dan wanted to kill them
right then and there in the elegant
parlOrs so that he could leave them.
He was finally persuaded not 10 do so,
and he reluctanly put them back into
his bag.
After eyeing the young lady lovingly
Mr.. Lew All Dan trOtted slowly out OF
the house and back 70 his car. He
didn't quite understand why the folks
had laughed so heartily. Thinking
something was wrong with his brand
new toggery. he came home and asked
his partners what was the matter with
his clothes They looked him over
carefully and told him they thought
nothing was the matter except with hrs
derby. which didn't look as comfortable
on his head as they had seen other hats
look Furthermore, they thought his
queue was the real cause OK all his trib-
ulations-
All Dan had his queue cut of that
very night and the derby Immediately
made tumble clean down over his
ears
Al Dan now thought he was
thorough American, and that his ''one
beauty young lady Salah" couldn't help
loving him. The living OF inner rooms
of his laundry we're now completed,
snd the walls covered with pictures OF
Washington Crossing the Delaware,
The Rock OF Ages and kindred high
col0red chromos y h ch An Dan thought
would remind his beauty Salah' OF the
future luxurious and happy home be
could give her. He hired an extra man
% do his work so that be might have all
his time for hs "Salah. ard 20 kept
himself dressed in style every day wait
ing for her 20 come But that day never
came "Salsh" had. for some reason
unknown 90 him. stopped com NJ % the
laundry since that memcrable . afternoon
when Al Dan kindly offered 20 dress -
tNo live ducks and a chicken in her
mothers uarlor.
souea0'V Dan began 20 realize that =
vas the uulucSv presents thst did ths
business. So. after spending another
restless night be thought IA voRld 20
uu ~ the residence q che young lady
AMI fnd ont jcst exactly hoT his love
a~sir stood. After ringing she bell for
half an hour or 20, in soaking rain.
ha gave np and came back. thinking
theT wee not a. hone They were.
but Miss sarah thought probably more
live roosters and cacklirg ducks were
coming. sn3 she told the servant girl %
bolt the doors.
lev Al b. an next day went down 20
Chinatown ard sDent nearlv ali his
ready cash consulting with the Lad
ing Chinese astTo lcgf sts in town. - fnd
our fust wha- the matter Was with "a
Beauty SsIah. Their optr lons we're
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