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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-05-28

From New York, Philadelphia aud baltimore,
Q :O6 and $3.50 p, m. and II 100 p, M, daily.
Cumberland Accommodation, 600 p, M, ex'
Cept Sunday.
Grafton Accommodation, 1880 7. M, daily.
MOundyvllle Accommodation, 7;l6 q, M. and
l;iO and 7AOp. M, except Sunday,
TRANs.oHIo DIVISION.
For Chicago, $40 and $3.50 a. m. and $40 and
Cincinnati Express, 0;SOa. m, and iilSp M,
It Columbus Accommodation, 9;2op. M, except
81. dialryllle Accommodation, $50 a. nj. aud
300 and 6;00p. M, except Sunday.
ARRIVE;
Chicago Express, i2;4O, $50 and 1865 a. m. aud
Cincinnati Express, ASA, m. and ChOp. nj,
Columbus Accommodation, lO:4Oa. M, daily,
81. ClSiTviiic Accommodation, IO.4O a. IN. and
lao and $50 p. M, daily except Sunday.
WHEELING d PITTSBURGH DIVISION.
For Pittsburgh, 800 and 1875 u. in. daily, and
lao p. M, daily, except sunday.
For Pttt1burBh and the East, G:l0 p. M, daily,
except Sunday.
WashInEt9a Accommodation, $3.50 p, M, daily,
Pittsburgh Excursion Train, 100 p. M, Sun.
day only.
From Pittsburgh. $3.50 o. m. daily au,l 1870,
daily, except Sunday, and 6:b5 and 1871 p MI,
Washington Accommodation, 500 a. IN, daily,
'1 FllssSursR 'EzcuniOn Train, ll,sO a. m. Sun.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-05-28

OHIO RIVER RAILROAD.-TIME
" Table taking effect Feb. 10, 1889. PaSsen.
ger trains will run a. iollows-Central Time.
All trains daily except, those marked thuEt
which do not run on Sunday:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-05-28
Railroads.

WHEELING & ELM GROVE R. R
w On and after Monday, April 20, 1850,
trains on the Wheeling 4 Elm Grove Railroad
will run as follows:
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-05-28

sUNDAYs,-Leaye at 100 a. m. and run every
hour, except church train Ut 9il6 p. IN. Leave
Wheeling Park Rt 500 Q. m. and run every hour
until 1000 p, M. except church trains, which
Will leave the Park at 9Ab q. M, and Wheeling
at 1918 and 0:l6 p. N.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-05-28

LEAVk WHEKLINu FARk'
6;lOa: m, 7:OOa: M, 500 q. m, 900 Q. m, 1000
g.. m, Hoo Q. m, 1900 M OPP. m. 200 p, M
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01
BY THE BALLOON ROUTE.


Some time ago Adolph Viewer be-
a advertising himself in Vienna as
Senior Jabw. .the great South Ameri-
a aeronaut" He put notices in all
the dailies and on all the billboard.
that on June = he would ascend to
some fabulous height in a balloon
and drop back to earth under a para
chute. About n week before the date
OF the proposed ascension Senior Jabw.
alias Viewer. began to live eStraordi-
narily high. lie bought great quanti-
ties Of iewelry. laccs and silks for his
wife. and wines and cigars galore for
himself. He ate al the best hotels and
ordered clothes Of the most fashion
able tailOrs. He paid for nothing.
however. lie told the j~cwcler and the
tailor and the drcss-maker and tho
liquor dealer that he would settle 'ac-
counts with them Immediately after
the balloon ascension. from which he
expected to realize much money. With
the credulity characteristic Of Cont
mental German tradesmen. they be-
lieved him. They sold him all he
wanted on credit and tried to sell him
more.
On june I Senior Jabw invited tn,
city officials Of Vienna to observe hi
final rehearsal before the exhibition.
In the presence OF the mayor and the
city council he and Sonora .Jabw. alias
Frau Viewer. and the parachute, as
cended in n balloon, rs high as a hun
dred-foOt rope, made fast { o a tree and
the balloon car. would allow. After
bobbing abOat over the official heads
of Vienna for a couple OF minutes
Senior Jabw cut the rope that held him
to Austrian soil. and blew away. That
is the last hat Vienna and its city
council AMI its tradesmen have q of
Senior Jabw.
Warrants were sworn out by his
creditors for his arrest on the after
noon of his departure. T~elegraphic
instructions to deiain him were sent
out by the Viennese police to the POI
lice OF all other Austrian cities The
NhANA VI AAt NHaCttANF, III IL EN-ltNn
replied that the balloon had already
passed the city. From Linz came a
similar report Dispatches from north
eastern towns announced eventually
that the fugitive balloon was over the
Bavarian boundary. where Austrian
policemen and Austrian warrants yer
pOwerless.
The bills of the credulOus Viennese
tradesmen against Jabw-W ever were a
dead loss to their holders. The BrO-
naut and his wife had smugg.ed out Of
Vienna all their belongings several
days before their flight The officers.
who went to their apartments to attach
the articles they had never paid for.
found there only bare floors and bare
wallS.-N. Y. sun.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01


In 1919, after traversinz the Hudson
River from its mouth 70 Albany. and care
fully noting the grandeur and beauty on
either side OF this magnificent highway OK
nature. Hendricx Hudson wrote these
words:
1T IS a. beautiful a Land a. ore can tread Epoa--
Two hundred and eignfy years have mar
v~eiousiv increased the beauty Of the great
river called BY his name, and could 10 re-
turn 10 the scenes Of his manhood. he
would hnd many more lovely sights
than those upon which his eyes rested
In the early part OF the seventeenth
century. The natural beauties Of the
Hudson are much the same. and no
description can exaggerate them; but the
magnificent steamers that ply between New
York and Albany, the innumerable sailing
craft that dot the surface OF the mighty
rIver, the n~ever-endIug clusters Of canal
boats that are being t0wed Up and down.
the beautiful villas that one ~
every turn. the magnificent monuments.
pe~rpctuatIng heroic deeds, that we find here
and there along the banks of this noblest
river OF the continent add an endless va
rietF TO the scenery and a reslstless charm
To the eye o. the traveller.
The New YORK Central and Hudson River
Railroad runs along the bank Of the Hudson
river the entire distance between New York
and Albany, and Is the great Trunk Line
that connects the metropolis Of the Western
world with the famous health and pleasure
resorts Of Central. Northern and Western
New York, including IN its list the Catskill
Mountains. Saratoga, Lake George. Sharon
ami Richtieid Springs. Lake Ontario. the
Berkshire Hills, Niagara Falls, the Thou
sand Islands, Lake Champaign. the River 81.
Lawrence. and hundreds Of others
The NV York Central IS a part OF the
great national highway across the cont
uent. and for the beauty OF its scenery. the
number and inheritance OF the cities through
which II passes. its almost total lack Of
grades aud curves, this great four-track
railway IS unsurpassed in Europe or Amer
ica-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01
THE TIME TO ( L
A Question Which Puzzles Farmers fruu
One Years End to the other.

A Question Which Puzzles m fruu
One Years End to the other.
As the farm crops come in ready for
harvest the farmer IS confronted with
the question as to when will be the
best time to sell. Many good farmers
consider that when the product is first
ready for market it is not Il good time
to sell for the reason that there is n
large class who must sell. and these
overstock the market so that prices
are almost certain to be low. With
some classes of products this will do
much better than with others. while
with all there must be considerable
risk.
To hold crops or stock for n rise in
prices makes the farmer more or less
of n speculator. and this Is something
that under ordinary circumstances the
farmer will find it advisable to avoid.
Stock fully ready for market should
be sold. 1t is best. of course. 10 keen
as well posted as possible on the mar
ket and feed so rs to fatten and sell 10
realize the best prices. But to keen
the stock after it is fully ready Is. in a
majority of to add to the ex-
pense of feeding without "A correspond
ing gain. and a very short time In
feeding the stock under these coudi.
tions will make up for any ordinary
rise in price. 80 that. with livestock.
al least, the best time To sell Is when.
ever they are fully ready.
Wheat. oats. corn. or grain OF anV
kind. as well as hay. lose more or lesi
In handling. and in addition to this the
expense of handling must be eonsid-
cred Every time "a product is handled
there Is some waste and an additional
expense, which. il a higher price Is not
obtained. will add To the cost and de.
crease the profits So that in consid-
ering whether to sell or store away fof
a better price. the expense and loss in
handling. the risk of failure. the loss
by drying. and the risk of damaging
in various ways must be taken into ac.
count.
II the indications of the supply and
demand. rs well as the disposition OF
the spectators. are such that the
prospect Is good for a rise. it. Of course.
may be advisable 10 store and hold.
out 1t u always be considered that
before any profit Is made in holding the
increased expense must be first added.
No general rule can be given; there
are so many different conditions that
may arise 50 that what may be the
best and will prove the most profitable
with one will not answer for another.
IL Is hardly safe for the farmer who il
IN debt and paying interest 10 hold for
a better price With interest adding
1t will be an exceptional case where
the rise in value will be sufficient to
make this up with the other losses
that are unavoidable. Spectator.
control the market to a greater or less
extent. and it Is uncertain what the
future may be; and unless the cOudi-
tons are very favorable for a rise the
better plan IS TO sell the products when
ever they are fully ready.-Sl Louis
Republic.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01
o ONE ONLY.

Where massive marble portal. have flowers
Where tender uemnr1cs cluster. and heads are
bowed with grief.
Bhcre Ate-lseis are recorded IN deity sculpt-
urei Stone,
a sIeat CITY bullaeth - Tcncments FOR
One.
Where riches, place ard power. where worth
and hun0rud name
Have recoui male i marble for the open page
90 fancs
Where parting ways are noted. and life anew
bcEua.
Comes sreaithiI7 the baiiains Of T-enemcats
for One
where uast the quick forgotten beneath rank
growing srass
Where only wild towers blossom, and foot
steps quickly pass,
Whcrr streets uusemnG ~unnuubcred, where
stands no mark % Stone,
- lttie earth mouad 0alr-arc Tcnements Tor
one.
WHORE saints and angels becson cur dearest
nucs away.
Turning Joyous hours 70 mourning. where
darkness clouds the day;
Where doors are thrown wide open for those
whose work rs dome.
To cia-e on ust-nE Elascs of Tcnemsnts foS
uue
WHORE each and ever conner IS an unlimited
rssI
"Waere she wicked cease from troubling and
uc wcary prs az rest
Where never is recur!cd . rise or set OF
SUM-.
Where hours arr all unn1mBercd are Tsne-
meufs Tor One.
\ piacs or every NORTH nom youth TO hoary
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

In many instances il has been proven that
y. B. b tBotanic Blood Balml, made bv
Blood Balm Co, Atlanta, Ga, wafcure blood
poison IN It's worse phases, even when ali
other treatment fails
a Bruus0n, Atlanta, Ca writes. al
running ulcers on one leg and 8 on
the other. and felt greatly Frustrated. Ibe-
neye actually swallowed q barrel Of nesii-
clne, in vain Efforts 10 cure the disease.
with little hope | finally acted on the VI
gent advice Of n friend and got "A bottle Of
b Il IL. l experienced n change. and nv
dependency was somewhat dispeiled. i
kept using II untll had taken sixteen bot
ties, and all the ulcers, rheumatism and all
other horrors Of blood poison have disap-
peared, and AT last / am sound and well
again, after an experience of twenty years
OF torture.ft
Root Ward, Marcy. Ca. writes: NV
disease was pronounced a tertiary form OF
blood poison. My face. head and shoulders
were q mass OF corruption, and finally the
disease began eating my skull bones. NV
bones acned, my kidneys were deranged,
l lost hesh aud strength. and life became a
ourcen- All said | must surely die, but
nevertheless, when had used ten bttles
OF b B. was pronounced well. Hun
dreds OF scars can now be seen on me. L
have now been wei over twelve nontas."
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

Al lens for seeing when under Ii e
water IS described by its d~iscoverer as
producing m effect which is both as
tonishing and delightful It gives dis
tinct vision of objects twenty OF thirty
feet of. the eyes loss of extended sight
when under water being because an en-
tirely different focus is required The
spectacle which provides this a be
made by putting two watch glasses Of
three-quarters OF an inch in diameter
and an inch radius back to back. or
with the concayities outward.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01
HIRATS TWO WIVES.
a Case in Which n Look Should
Have Preceded the Leap.

Dir. Hiram CadwaIlader ran tightly
up the steps, Of his house in Washing
Ton square one afternoon in NAV. 4
eumpactlv-built little man Of fortv-fvc
wears. with a round. smooth facr and
merry twinkle in his eve. he looked
fully ten wears Younger than he WIS.
'-Is Mrs. CadwaIlader 1t home. Nan
nie9 be incurred % the trim maid
servant I'm the hall.
@No. sir. she went out about two
o'clock
Are there any letters. Naaniesr
..Ycs. sir. in YOUR room on he
dresser. sirr
Thank you. Do YOU know where
Nrs. Cadwallader wenf2i
NO. sir.
Il. ran upstairs. wbistlfng an mir
from ~Blrbe BIeu. and took ND sev-
.-aI laft.rs from the dresser Two
for Afr~. e. he -olfloonizeJ. ..lools
like bll1- here are some wedding
eas4. Bcnnie De FORESTS. | suppo.e.
and here Is a letter from CYNTHIA
VIVA. important communication. re-
curing four cents postage. has she now
Ia mako. | wonder
He opened the letter. and ran randi
t. through the first Of the CLOSELY
written sheets: Prevented from
writing lately on account Of
lumbagO-may 20 to the White mount
aims this slImmer-poor Mr.. Psttio.
rector, in trouble again-used incense
Easter morning-some busyb0dy COM
planned to the Bishop-have been
thinking SO much lately Of poor. dear
Heieu.n (Here Nr. Cadwallader
slightly knit his brows) i can
hardly believe that It Is fifteen years
Observation-Disclosures YOU remember
that little s~oIe-Ieathar trunk If INV
fathers which Helen had after she
married you2 I came across II in the
attic yesterday. where it is stored
with many other relies of bv-coue
happy days
ION, | thought so,r groaned Mr..
CaiwaIader- Why Is she forever
hrrufng on Tia oil r~ati.s of bv-ga,.
fsv-5 Nh, .-, ,.o,
IF 7@NI
tAzAG1 pass away win the hT-guue
days. BAH
n. f-,~ al. r
'14 run
Llhi- and began walking up and down.
NfZ Crrtrf. nH5.
u
@s us h'a- oasi"atlaoeF- Mr. tad
walader WAS a model husband during
lis first wff+-- lifetime .,4 v.ha ~
d 4 he naurped her sineereIv fo-
two ears. and hen cep.oled hinsslf
with a SECOND wife. IL never -
What became Of tbe eFacts - ~. s..
BIrs. C~adwallader and vitbo,, ,bs
slightest d-i-respect 10 her emor he
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

Be gentle in stimulating the kidneys. 9th
erwlse you Will excite and weaken them
The happiest resuIts follow the use of Hos
letter : Stomach BItters to overcome rena
inactivity. Avoid the unmedicated. ner-
stImulants of commerce. The kidneys hay,
q delicate membrane easily irritated, ans
pom this the action Of such excitants is per
nici0gs. Malarial complaints. indigestion
rheumatism, neuralgia and bliousness sue
cumb 10 the corrective influence of the Bit
tiers.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

how 1 svfc-i since I found ls,t .eiteE
on your table,
Don't wrong poor Cynthia. nv
dear. I'm sure you must have been
very much upset to apply such epithets
to your husband as bigam-7
Hush, hush," she said. soothingly.
laying her hand on his lips. .'Oh.
Hiram. forgive me, II / were sure
that nobody was looking. I'd
Francis NJ Livingston. in The Epoch.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01
Saw. That sweet Grit

Don't let that beautiful girl fade and
dr0Op into I%nvajdism or sink into an early
grave for want of timely care at the most
critical stage OF her life. DR.. PIerce's IA
vorite Prescription will aid in regulating her
health and establishing 1t on a firm basis
and may save her years of chronic suffer
ing and consequent unhappiness-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01
Hefrr Mantrd.

Information Is wanted Of the whereabouts
of Johanna Wilson. daughter of Mark
Sweeney, wife of Thomas Wilson. born IN
Limerick Co. Ireland She Is, If living.
heir to an estate. II dead, her children or
next Of kin are wanted. Address, w. j.
Gown, Webster City, Iowa
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

The codling moth does not lay its eggs
TIL the blossoms fall. and the spraying
should not be done till the fruit Is the sizs
Of small peas
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

VOC hardly realize that It IS medicine,
when taking Ca-ter's Little Liver Pills they
are very small; no bad effects, all troubles
from torpid liver are relieved BY their use.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

BUrYlro Bnr, Amelie RIves-Chanler.
Belys Ann Lockwood and whItslaw Reid
formed an interesting grsup AZ 9 recent re-
ceptiOn in Paris
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

MRs- FREDrRTcx STEVENS shat was, now
the Duchesse de Dino, s q New Yorker still
10 the Of ten real golden millions Of her
Ovn, and low, one mag say, the Dukes, too.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

THEtwo elderly Misses Rhinelander have
E.Uasu between iaeE. and bid fair TO leave
il 70 collateral heirs with wonderfully fat
4ccuEG.ations
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

IT is positively hurtfnl 20 use ointment for
skin diseases Use Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
HIS Hair ard Whisker Dye, - cents.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

THERE are five girls in one Of the Humph-
rtes families, Of fleming County, XIV. and
their names are Arkansas, Louisiana,
Tennessee. Florida and Virginia
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

IN cases where Quinine utterly fails 10
have any effect. and where the patient can
not a II by reason of its unpleasant in
naence, a IS promptly obtained by Shall
l~enberger's AntiG0te. Il cures immediately.
In no case will there be more than one chill
after the first dose. and in the majority OF
cases not even that Sold by Druggists.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01
4 more pleasant physic
You never will ind
Than Pierce's small Pellets
The Purgative kind.
Mas. MARSHA

MRS. MARSHALL o. ROBERTS. who Is often
pointed out as the most desirable part
among fashionable widows, has q lie in.
teEest in si,00Q.GOu
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

PArx IN the Side nearly always III fror
~adisOrisred liver and IS promptly relieved 81
Carter ; Lizzie Liver Pills. Don't forget this.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

CHrss-so named from its principal piece
Fingf-waS one Of the earliest inventions
CT tie HiEGoo8. being devised by . Brahmin.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

Txs Russian Government proposes q
take steps for rendering the rivers oil
Siberia navigable and connecting them 81
canals
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

That virtue which requires to be eve
guarded Is scarcely worth the sentinel
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

People Of morbid inpulses-tbGse
who frequent auction-rOOmS
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

IT viii pay % shake OF a large proportion
Of tbs frlft from trees that are overloaded
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

We only know ourselves and what we
seally are when the force Of circumstances
eflngs Us put
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01

The biz house looked very dark 10
Dir. Cadwallaaer as hr walked up the
aveuue Of trees leading to it lie rang
the bells several times before a head
protruded from m upper window and
a female voice called. Who's thcre9'
is this Mrs. Widgeon's house?f he
asked.
"Ies-what do you want?'
Is the lady at home?-
Mrs. Widgeon is dead"
All | beg pardon. Is-ah. Mrs.
Brown in?r
No, sir; she don't live here
is Mrs. CIdwallader here?n
.'Who2H
Mrs Cadwallader."
Il don't know her"
Mr.. Cadwallader was silent for n
moment. He was ut Il loss what to
say. The window closed with a bang
"IIumphl that's cool. Well. Eve
done all | can Henrietta will have to
ethome now the best way she can"
He passed down the walk.
Il wonder il ought to wait for her.
he said aloud. '.Pshaw. no, I'll 70
back 10 the station aud inquire il she
had been seen. II | can't lind out any
thing here, I'll go back to Philadei-
phia.
Hiram" 4 voice called softly.
.Eh-whats thata"
\ lady stepped out from the dark
ness her face was concealed BY a
heavy vail.
Oh- was - afraid you weren't
coming. she said. in a whisper.
is that you. ms dear2 What are o
doing out here-why aren't you in the
house,
Il WAS so afraid
Afraid Of what9T
Afraid We might be foIlowed.~
why, who would follow u.s. Why
do YOU speak in that voice. and what
does that heavy vail meana Has any
thing happeued?1
~Oh, I bad a foolish fancy that you
might have dropped my note. and that
yoUr-that somebody might find it and
discover US"
Discover us2 Has she gone a
or have I?' Mr.. Cadwallader u
INJURED.
"Oh, Hiram. / have feared lately
that you were growing cold toward
me. When "A We have done with
these secret meetings and | be acknowl-
edged publicly as your wife'~
Mr. tadwallader was now thorough
y alarmed. He thought his wife was
out Of her head. and that she had wan
dered away from home in that eondi-
tan. lie TOOK her hand. and. drawing
her toward the gate. said soothinglv:
Come. my love. come with inc, aud
We viii 20 h0me.n
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1889-08-01
EDUCATIONAL.
CHRISTIAN BROTHERS. COLLEGE.

TENN- NCsEPoR NIB
a AND DAT SCHOOL F1K EaTx
tZ9N khfi1aua t. suiIdlrg- Preparatarv. O.
E~rEA G4ahsxz1.~. Literary and Sc1auE1r caa-=
Particular zxt1nftnn rast - moral aaa hssa~s
trzanlEz and aati-4ef zzrn@r-- Fo- teras I'd
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1889-06-20
A Pair of Them.

Passing along the street one day, he
(Oliver Ditson) saw in the gutter a
man who had fallen while drunk and
was making an Intellectual attempt to
get upon his feet. Mr.. Ditson stopped
down and took hold Of him, and assist
cd him to standing position. After
brushing the fellows clothes little
ne said to him, as he tried to steady
him enough to enable him to start
away; Young man. why don't you
brace up and be somebodyp" RfFfe
q "Braoe upp Be somebody Well,
who are You, I'd like TO know" the sot
replied, with a drunken stare.
II am Oliver Ditson. sir. Who are
youw ee,
"Mepn glancing down at his clothes;
'meP Why, I'm All over Mud" The
pun waA' SO good that Mr.. Ditson forgot
his sermonizing, and sent him on his
way without further comment but :
sympathy which often recalled his
case. Cambridge Daily. s.