The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-11-28
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- Some people are iike bcy . fccksrs
he.s . isli a mvsies bot 90 prcss@.
The 1sa ~Lo civ. The sbofios'
nasssrs 10 ils vofld vili vsrs the lons.
ssi harp 10 ihs Esil
Lady s.y~-I demand The die
ekssss 81 ny elssai, yoas heser. Coasssl
ios pisists MAJ sk upon vhs,
sroasi.i Lady sysr-Well - becsuss
"a eoErsysBcs Of real estate signT
On susssy 10 20, legal, and yet ve
we're sissys tsssht 10 believe thai
"tts better tho day. shs better the
deea.
There 10 Toe 10 0reeDlsnd COCO iesi
ihlct, read Mr.. Msmbls 10 bs evening
paper. Th.s's !asi ihs wsy' commented
bis vile. Isspposs i,'s 20 cold there they
don't need H. either
--Bashful lover = My dear, do you ano~
iaefe are over 500 terms 10 the Esglisb
lsasaass 10 express The state cf being IN
lossi Impsiiesi maid And eAn's ron
iLiGk Of oue Of ihemf
Badger. mad sed excited Say. your
dog ale mp seven Of my hens iast night.
waa srs yeu going 10 do sbont M Mccall
Well. iii don't make the dog sick ]
Won, DO anything about H.
II have mislsid the book containing
ihs names Of my patients. said a
physicisa. That 10 no serions loss, re.
piled friend; you esn had most OF them
60 the tombssones 10 the cemetery.
"A Chicago girl was cured OF rheuma.
iism the other day 10 miraculous man.
ner When discovered she vas standing
90 the psrlor table. A mouse can some.
times do more than Christian science.
MIR. Sissy Az. Miss Laura, or do you
think marriage tsilurei Miss Laura
Well. Mr.. Sissy. ~ ! have never been
married Gao not say from experience
ba, between you snd me think il would
be failure
Pat. IL this true what heari An
whats that. yer Honorf Ths, you are go.
lug TO marry again. That's 40 yer Honor
But your first vile has been dead only =
week. Sure shes as dead now rs she liver
will be. yer Honor.
Doctor ITO messenger boy so yo'
nanny say az what de YARDS ain done her
no good' Wait er mlnnit loonsul,s
book Iyil thought so. Ask you
NANNY how she spec de YARDS to ack
when de bill ain paid.
-Puri,snieal young beauty (to young
man Who has just kissed her without her
consent) That, sir. was most singular
conduct obligiug young man Well.
then. kissing her sgain). will proceed
TO relieve you by making !, plural.
MIR. Naeger Il believe II WAS to die
you'd DO willing TO wed Beelzebub HIM
self, Just to see II you could force him into
subiection TO your will. Mrs. Nagser-
The Law does not allow woman to marry
the father OF her deceased husband.
-Messrs Gibbon and Redman (cslline)
lis Miss Fhrtette Ia? Bridget
Oh don't know. She said Of it wus that
ridhidded ireckled dude, she wusn't in;
bn, Of it wus that handsome Mr.. Gibbon.
she wus. An yer both here together
She Before we were married you
promised tbs, my path through life should
bs sirewn with roses. and now / have TO
sit MP nights and darn stockings. He
You don't want to walk on roses barefoot.
cd. do your You'd get thorns in your
feet
Force. gentlemen. said the Professor.
aud power are not always found 10 large
bodies Sometimes the small things will
be more powerful than great ones. Can
you give 40 illustration, Mr.. Blowitin'
The ace OF trumps, sir. replied the stu
dent
The making OF dress gowns and the
embroidcriug Of slippers for the bachelor
minister is already begun. in anticipation
OF the holidays. After he has been mar
ried few years be will write 10 his shirt
sleeves aud walk shout his studio in his
stocking feet
Judge You must be mistaken about
having 10 work twenty Ave hours q day
for your employer. There are but TWEEN
ty-iour hours 10 day. Colored Wi,uei
--Y~. boss. / understand that, but be al.
way puts me 10 work al hour before dty
Ia The morning.
-He-where are you going, my pretty
msidr She-I an going after l9.cen,
ribbon. 29eent stockings. 80 cent cash
mere. s9-cent silk. 59.ceni velvet. 09-c. nj
gloves. 10 cent hate. 50 cent shasIs.
99-ccnt umbrellas, and oil the other bar.
gains 10 the papers. cir. she said
--Wns, is cant book' said q teacher
10 ons Of our conn,ry schools, tho other
day. addressing the pupils in geseral
There ss long dash Of silence and then
little hand wen, up in remote corner
oil Tho room. Well. What Is IL. SAMMY
A mulsy Gov, said sammy. triumphant.
ly.
-Suudsp School Tescber lin New York
All thcse things, children. that have
been .psskius OF will tsks place when the
millenuiuta comes. Small Boy (~ho reads
The psperf) Am, soin' TO he asy
millennium. man Teacher Why not,
TOMMY Small boy Chicago'il get
H.
The man Who uent out to milk aud sal
d,sn on boulder 10 The middle OF tho
pssiare and waited for the COW 10 back up
70 him, sss tho eldest brother OF the man