Milford chronicle., 1889-03-08

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some ludicrous errors committed bv o,.
t. la.ed and absent minded pairs as thew 80 2
'n oelore the altar are related by a preacher I
en- Chambers journal;
euoluy Duggan was a stevedore. uerhan
siA Iee' two In height and proportionatei,
broad lie appeared as a bridegroom ~
.'' ..uo was a charming young person Of tendel
an went wen until the moment cam,
- ',i'o,ly ana ms bride to give their trotl
, 70 each other in the prescribed manner
= m say after me, said l to Timotb, ct
Tmothyn- -'Hio'Hy' -
There was no response.
n, -aay after me-" repeated the parson. 81
timothy was stin silent, a puzzled Iool
creeping over his broad face ''''N
S'y aiter me, said for the third time
VIM perhaps, shade Of ANNOYANCE
=. Al,er vr you, slr," responded Timothy. with
'n9 pohteSt possible duck of bis bullet bead
but TINS Indifference to the rubrie h 90
sled1 1nat upon the injunction. "Placo tb.
--e Oi One thlrd tnger," have more than
t,i., 80 @.- tue bridegroom clap it upon the
Ia.s - 'lIIsef OF ms own hand with all thecom
placency in the world. Once ! detoc+o,I
bridegroom endeavoring to force tbe ,-i,,o. 90
70 the brides thumb; but there was irst g.
Pic'oh that he bad been making merry boforo
coming TO church that morning. The sa,,o
e4Suse could not be offered for a bridaoroor,
IRON whom l could get no word of ,,es,,,,,e-
not even a sulky Il will. The sit,,ati(i,
becoming most embarrassing. when tl,n sait
ItIy orldemaid-hiss sister-casnaIIvo obso,.,-eI
l. little ard Of caring. sir. . Tbo ,,a-, no.,
was stone deaf yet they had not tbougbtit
.ISoy's''iy 'I'y TO tell the parson. If the bride.
81 Iooin understood not a word Of the service
mat HH.aHa
TWISTING THE RESPONSES
but the marriage service from first to los+
- Iu4i OF pitfalls for the unlearned man II
Soilio cases IL becomes painfully clear that the
- s'iis paites recognize but few Of tbe
49, a. euv o'dGen TO say, and merely inn o
l1ale tho sound with such accuracy ne ti'ai,
l imperfect knowledge will permit The vro,,,Is
70 nave and to hold" ought TO ba sir,r,Ia Ii
,nolsh' but as matter of fact. rbev ora H. II
uOJeets OF some astounding bunders ~ p
i.-iiuyF one bridegroom who had brouybt q V
cry charming young bride to churcb 81
1i IA rs regarded her as a thing of baanty5+a bC
= ~ ulS nome JOY forever, rendering sto
ave ana 10 hold" as ''to have and be5old y ne
-Aolher, who possibly had some cans =, m
... .lu une late of Mr.. Caudle, struck ont on W,
'.ii eiy ne" version, and faithfully promised tn
-, -, =, . anu 70 De told" "To love and to ev
", Igi iSn Is another frightful stumbling bock go
= 80 anu ue cherries" was the nearest to ha
,,or,. e i-iaI oI many variations popular sw
noIs the males Of that parish. The brilas th5
are happy with the familiar rendorir1, ~. not
'e cherries and to bay" "Gods hoI,sa1.,i. / S;
nee trlpped up many. Holy orders, ,yss abb
u l'eluenI' ana perhaps conveyed the most hoI
'Iiilis Right thee my trothn and 0c-i,-, tru
= my Uoth' were, l imagine. words oS
1i9H SOUND, and l well remember ono leg,
ing person, who was wedding a most VII use
lous looking fellow, changing her so,,ti AIT
lU INTO thereto | give thee nv Throat y the
~ was perhaps, an unconscious uroubocv mar
lpped up IN that promise. mer
~ "oIus accompanying the delivery Of the
= --is are as everybody knows, the subject sea.
~ 1iIi ',cleilslic blundeTs / never pea,
u some OF the more elaborate distortion, then
Itou 70 countrymen, but our peonle poI,IT- feet
inguished themselves over ~ aio,.ty ind
yn All my worldly goods l thee endoy, y max,
never oiundered so aptly as the fortune hour
.lI VINO IN wedding an heiress. un,rit- on
y s'ia' with all my goodly words tbea pants
W. they were content to prodnce a best
ar sound with sublime indifference 10 in fl,
, Il thee and thou, Il thee do Now, y hours
nee allow" were the most popular Of rs he,
versions F0F1-'- VI straat
a CLOSE CALL FOR BIGA1rY we tn
uo Nlng more clearly indicates the utter fear
D hVSilgence with which some Of the In tn
regarS the service Of the church tbsn board
81 that o2nce upon a time came unono n wealth
lu curate solemnly and devoutIv he nev
Jug the father Of bridegroom to tie 1 STA
r Of his biNde in the preser III. prove
roper paraers. Tho o. -, - i-1Cr
~ about in q is way. ~ .iristmas serve
s o great me @e.faed fa ESddnsY Tor thg 5 since Bo Sa5
! ! seven or eight couples had piver The
Il a., ,,''u INC congregation was large in trC
,o+r, o'ro euIato registered the couples in gageC
alother married them in drift
WIN such expedition as eater
stutter would permit. The o1J feet !,
4 clerk, with his list of pornos anciei
! up 'ne nigh contracting parties as tbe years
e'on came, l superintended tho who "
proceedings In the vestrv were t,-o it to u
Psopie being registered, whose names che DR.
4, ~. u say Jones and Smith Coming southv
q 70 the chancel again one was n Iiffie shore.
sea TO ind the old clerk iuonirino, We ha
5 NC coug regation for a Mr. Smith and tail to
=, MIS- Jones. When / next looked in ing on
.o'iou nc had brought up to the chan when {
- . 5en1ieinan well stricken in years Tho on
ressed IN sleeved waistcoat Tbo that tb
was broad, comely woman. who's Law Wi
up sleeves left bare two monstrons could 3
a arms Oppressed by an uncomfort- to give
lspicion / hurried to the vestrv o,5 his oy,f
Cund the young people, Jones and Wher
just paying the fees would :
'our father here" said I to the bride. him to
lose a
sir" GERS we
0ur mother eregl-to fto hill. overboa
sir" u ''e' There W
:, said to Jones the younger. 'look ianebe5
IN, ;,ils uoor and tell me if that is your ship 7
eng married there" about t
3 sur returned Jones, after n lsis- Others, a
'pecuon' hes having it read over to quarters
'ei u est fish
ar mother aliveFa .lls'.t, shouted
in church" 1Sd',i,, 1oPsis e.
the work Of an instant to rusb low the !
M stop the service. But when tbe big fish,
ere dragged asunder, Jones. fine darted as
reply to an indignant inquiry as TO ,u5. ~ Is u
meant by it, coolly replied: .yVel ~ f1osS s;, eve
eating the penitent clerk with a ieri the Vafesr
my thumb ''he told us To coroa Of a conn
. That couple had been charged bv A piece 81
u the dreadful day Of iudsmers and dropr
secrets Of all hearts shall be d@ OF hund
say whether they knew anv In lash, Ho
wny they might not lawfully be ne ssii6,r ssiiii, (
5ether IN matrimony; and tbev lean riaht
lenee' 50 did the wife of the one streak and
Is lsoand OF the other. l have often Sun
now far they would have gone
'inonstranee Perhaps the dernabd o.
would have precipitated the cri.js Tho popI
ing Bird, " ,
hangers one idol in life is said IN 100, oy Sc
lther Efa e4,ande - Z, ~ under the