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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
Simply Perfect.

The new dining cars on the Uuion
Pacific and Northwestern solid trains
from Denver to Chicago, with meals
at rs cents, render that already unsur-
passed service simply perfect.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
The Last Act.

Adding to a long series of contin,
ued success, the Union Pacific again
takes the lead in running superb din
ing cars on the solid Union Pacific
and Northwestern train from Denver
to Chicago. Meals, 70 cents.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
A Severe Eartbuuak

Visited Central California tie latter
part of last week, causing quite an
excitement. But it had no effect on
the fine work being turned out by the
California Art Company--still u the
TINES corner.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
LETTER LIST.

List Of Letters remaining in the HALEY tIdaho)
Posto6ace for the week ending May rs, 1850.
Persons calling for any Of these Letters will please
say Advertised"
Asbell, Mrs 8 P johnson. Mr. Wesley
Davis, William H McCartie Jno
Hammond, Miss Julia Maaarvey, John
Jones, Robert B Williams, Mr. Daniel.
GUY HAMMER. Postmaster.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
Ice Cream and Cakes,

Every day and evening, at Mrs.
Roach's Bakery and Restaurant.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27

~Locatlon notices, for 10th lode
and placer claims. for sale At the
TINES Office.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
Paine's
Celery Compound

Is unique tonic and appetizer. Pleasant to
the taste. quick In IT'S action, and without any
which makes everything taste good. 1t cures
dyspepsia and kindred disorders. Physicians
prescribe It $l00. Six for $500. Druggists
WELLS, RICHARDSON & Co., Burlington, Vt.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
1t Makes You Hunrrv

Spring medicine meansmore now-ardays thai
did ten years ago Ths winteroe lses g haskell
tho nerves all tagged est. The nerves msN b
strengthened, the blood purified. liver and
bowels regulated. Faine's Cclery Compound
the Spring medicine ofto-day-does an TIN.
as nothing else can. Prescribed By Pkoaioiaas,
Recommended BY DruoCssta Endorssd b. kiaisawa
Guaranteed By TIT AanslfastSrers b b
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
The Best
Spring Medicine.

an the spring Of 1887 was all run down. I
would get up In the morning with 10 tired 8
around. thoughts bottle Of Paine'sC celery C6m-
pound. and before Ind taken Il o week ut
very much better. I can cheefully recommend
ing medicine" Mrs. b A. Dow, BuriinRf6N. NJ
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
Alturas County Warrants at Par

Alturas county warrants, drawn
against the current expense fund,
received at par at this Office, 10 pay
ment of subscription or advertising.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
. have used Faines Celery Compound ard It

y Suupouuu anu ~
has had a salutay
effect Itinvigorat-
ed the eyStem andI
feel liko a new
man. 1t improves
the appetite and
facilitates dlges-
ton" J. T. COPE
LAND. Frlmus. 8. G.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27

All mails from Muldoen. Stanton. Orichtcn, Sol.
der. Corral Greek. Atlanta and Rocky Bar arrive
and depart BY railroad.
O1HIoE 1OUns
once always open TO owners Of lock boxes.
M. mn 80 n M au snna.VS from use ia noon 70
2p.m
Money Orde. and Registry Department open
from 600 I. m. until p. m. All registers must
be in by II .. m, or they will not leave that day
No Money Order OF Registry business transacted
On Sundays or legalholidsys.
Smoky nail leaves Tuesdays at .. M: arrives
Thursdays ct 7 p N.
GUY HAMMER. Postmaster.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27

0iAN0N0 nYEc Color anything any color.
~'""S"~ O'!o Meier Fuli AipGys sure!
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-27
MEMORIAL DAY.

HEADQUARTERS E. D. BAKER Post. No. 9,
DEPARTMENT OF IDAHO, g. 4. X.
HAIRY Nav o. 1870
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
Nothing More to be said.
From the Nelo York Tribune.

rTOH HS AeiO IOTk tribune.
The colonies and the majors, as they sit in the
loobles OF the hotels waiting for what is going
10 turn up" amuse themselves by telling
stories which sometimes test ones credulity
man from the west, who would like to be
appointed Gar of Russia, but will take any,
thlns he can get, was relating the habits of a
wonderful animal known in Mexico as the track
rat, which receives its name from the fact that
though 1t steals everything it finds, it always
deposits something in the place of what it
takes. ........... ? ...
1t is most wonderful little animal. =" said
the major IN conclusion, "a very interesting
little beast, and you SHOULD see its hole Filled
to the brlm with things, every sort and descrip-
ton, enough 70 make a curio collector wild with
envy
Now" said a listening colonel, very DELHI
erately, IF you have told the truth about the
haolts OF that rat, you have told a - lie about
his hole" and he cooked his head on one side To
note the effect of his words.
The Mexican major jumped from his seat
and with rage in his voice said: Sir, sir, v
pocket.
Yes. sir" said the colonel, ''if you have told
the truth about that rat, you have told -
lie about his hole. How in the devil could his
hole be filed with curios if he only deposits one
article at time and always removes something
III the place of the one he leaves! According to
your own statement, major, there could be only
one article in the hole
The major subsidized
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

Several colored people were asked the
other day what they thought about the APP
pointment of Mr. Parsons, the leader of the
white mans republican party in the south.
J. Milton Turner said: 81 am only negro.
| have no right to an opinion" w. A.
Pledger, of Georgia, said: 81 will be frank
with you; there are nearly 1000, 900 colored
people in my state--Georgia- in my
opinion it would be beneficial for the negro
to divide politically. If the President, as
is said, is giving the colored brother cold
pie, it is in order to produce division, to
the end that there may be sentiment pro-
duced which will secure him his rights before
the courts and at the ballot-box in the south.
But so long as the organizations in the
states are controlled by republicans who
have gone through the fire, it will be hard
to give the same into the hands of an ele-
ment that has heretofore fought us Mr..
Parsons appointment means. as see it, the
bringing into the party new element that
has never taken part in republican politics,
though he himself is an old-line republican,
1t seems from this that some of the colored
people are finding out that the Republican
party has no other ause for them than to
get the benefit of their votes.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
A Clever English Rascal.

pTOHb Ute Ne'b IOFH sun.
The cleverness Of an English rascal has ex-
cited the envy of all the rascals in Paris, who,
with typical Partisan egotism, have long
claimed to be the cleverest rascals in the world
The English rascal in question was a profes.
slonal London pickpocket. Shortly before the
French exposition opened he bought a small
hotel in Paris on the installment plan The
purchase price of the hotel was $1,000 francs,
and the first and only installment which the
Englishman paid was 1000 francs The
Englishman bought few pieces of cheap
English furniture for his new house, equipped
an Engli n bar, and then advertised far and
wide for English boarders during the exposi.
ton His prices were so low that he soon filled
his house. Every one of his dodgers was warned
by placard over his bed that the land.
iord would not be responsible for the loss of
any valuables which had not been deposited in
the hotel safe. OF course the safe deposits in
creased with the popularity of the hotel, and
both reached high-water mark two days before
the secord installmment of 2 200 francs on the
purchase price of the hotel fell due. There was
then 5000 francs worth of British iewelry and
bank notes in the safe. The pickpocket land
lord stole every sou of it. He concealed his
plumber in his quarters in another part of Paris
dyed his hair, shaved his beard, put on French
suit of clothes and began picking pockets at
the exposition. He was caught by the police
With his hand in the pocket of an English mem
Der of parliament, and was locked up. A police
investigation led to a revelation of his history
and the recovery of the iewelry and money
which had been given to him for safe keeping
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
AN interesting Contest Promised.


There is great deal Of interest in Louisi-
ana in the election for congressman, soon to
occur in the Third congressional district OF
that state. The interest is not confined to
Louisiana. The republican majority in
Congress is a very small one-only three
and the republicans intend to make an
extraordinary effort to elect republican
from the Third Louisiana district.
Mr.. Edward J. Gay, who represented that
district, and who died few days ago, was
a democrat and very stanch one. He was
the first democrat elected to congress from
that district for many years He had the
satisfaction of defeating ex-senator Kellogg,
who is the chief of the republican bosses Of
Louisiana.
1t is thought that Mr.. Kellogg will be a
candidate again the republicans are
urging him to accept the position, not be-
cause he is particularly popular in the dis
trict, but because he is rich, and they think
ne will furnish the money necessary to get
the colored voters TO vote the republican
ticket
There is an immense colored vote in the
district, but the colored people have not
been taking much interest in politics within
the last few years. They have not found
that their condition was better under re-
publican than democratic rule, and they
have become to a certain extent Indifferent
about voting. The late Congressman
Gay got a very large percentage of
their votes because, having several large
sugar plantations in different parts OF the
district. he was known either personally or
by reputation to a great many of their
leaders. Being man of large wealth, it is
probable that he adopted every legitimate
method to get them to the polls The con-
test is going to be an interesting one. If
the campaign of the democrats is properly
managed, however, it is probable that
democrat will be elected.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

Mr.. Bayard has not had the mournful
pleasure of reading his own obituary, but
he has Just read an account of his alleged
marriage to Miss Clymer-a marriage
which has not yet taken place. 1t seems
that report gained circulation in Wash
ington the other day that it would occur at
a certain time and place, and one of the
Washington newspapers was taken in by
the report The Washington press, as a
general thing, is not noted for enterprise,
but this particular newspaper must now be
placed upon the list of those which are too
enterprising. 1t had to go to press at about
the hour set by rumor for the marriage,
but that did not deter it from printing q
full description of the ceremony. Even the
dress of the bride was described in detail.
Mr.. Bayard was in Wilmington when he
read this account. he was good deal as
tonished, but he decided that the most
sensible thing to do was to have good
laugh over it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
A Different Point of View.
-From the Washtnnton Poat,

One morning Opie P Read, of the Arkunsou
Traveller, came into the Chicago Press Club
rooms where a number of the members were
seated chatting. Opie did not take part in the
conversation, but sat by one of the open win
dOws smoking his huge pipe and evidently
thinking profoundly.
Something on your mind, Opie?'' asked one
of the boys.
Eyes. My butcher is on my mind, and he:
the biggest butcher you ever saw. If / didn't
have ponderous mind never could holt that
butcher on it. Look at me, - said he, standing
up at full hight showing form more than six
feet tall, and massive in its proportions Look
at me, I'm pretty big man myself, but, sir, as
l came by that butcher snop this morning the
butcher was standing out in front, and walked
right between his legs TIE top of my head
wasn't as high as his instep. should have had
to reach up to urtlatch his shoe"
How much do you owe your butcher, Opie?'
asked James w. Scott, the president of the
club and business manager of the Herald.
"A hundred and twenty dollars, sir,' said Mr.
Read.
That afternoon Mr.. Scott sent check for
$3.50 to Opie, saying it was an advance on q
story he wished him to write for the Herald
The next morning. when Opie strobe into the
club, somebody asked:
Has your butcher grown any since yester.
dayr
into his place with $3.50 in gold clinking and
jingling in my pocket.
'''Where's that butcher asked.
Here am said faint, timid little voice
that seemed to come up from the cellar.
"'WhereY said l.
I" 'Here; right here by your left foot. Don't
move or you'll step on me-
amined speck on the floor. 1t was the
butcher
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
BRIGHT BITS.

a MODEST MAID
Young Lochinvar came down from the west,
- by affection deep melted,
To claim the maiden most modest,
To whom MS troth was plighted.
"Oh, Mary minei My matchiess maidl
You know love you madly,
Ana nave built home" he said,
Which needs your presence sadly"
" tbs but a modest little nest
The rooms are two in number,
one room TO cook in, one for rest
All built OF addressed lumber"
Why JohnT' cried she. Her burning face
She hid upon his breast
How can one build modest place
With lumber all undressedY'
-TerrG Haute Express
ever in Greece, Miss Loin?
Hiss Loin (of CincinustD-No, 1 never was;
but papa was in that Lard Trust you know
Minneapolis Tribune
Mrs. KAwLER-Does your husband ever con-
descend to hold the baby?
mrs Stayathome-Oh, yeSi Every Wednes-
day and Saturday evening, while run the lawn
mower.-Ld1creace Americdn.
ANGRY SUBSCRIBER TO EDIroR-Im mad all
the way through, an want my paper stopped.
oweY'' 'ON
49, 4 dllA Atldu cLOuSu lOT OudL. '-fnCBn1I
(Ari) Herald.
MRS BLINKERs-Well, did you go to the doc
tor to see about that bee sting on little Johnny!
MIR. Blinkers-Yes. He said we should put
mud on It, He charged me 81 for the prescrip.
ton, but he gave me the mud for nothing
Ne'c York Weekly.
Now, just as soon as this country can convince
Oanada That we have right to cathc fish any
where on earth, and that she has no right to
eaten seals except on her own coast, we shall be
at peace with all the world and prepared To
take heap of comfort.-DetrOnF Free Press.
BosroNIAN- prominent New Workers
going to Europe this season?
New Yorker-Yes, the ste amerS are crowded
with prominent New Workers..
fhat's what expected when the Canadians
threatened to extradite defaulters in the fut-
ure. "-Terds Siftit9s.
JoNEs-Down on change they say that Row.
lands going to seed. Nice fellow, am deuc-
edly sorry.
Smitn-So am Jones, but it's not his fault.
Jones-Ne? Why not?
Smlth-Ele's just written book on "How to
Look Neat. - Philadelphia Inquirer.
WHY WEST PoINr RESIGNATION WAS RE.
ED--Lleuteuant-Don't you know enough
TO salute your seperior officer?
New .Sentry-I did, sir
Lieutenant--I failed to see you
New Sentry-Just as you came along said
AN, there!' but guess you didn't hear me-
Judge.
TEAcFER BENJAMIN, how many times must
tell you not TO snap your fingers Now put
down your hand and keep still. | shall hear
what you have to say presently. Five minutes
later.l Now, then, Benjamin, what is it thai
You wanted to say?
Benjamin-There was tramp in the hall g
while ago, and saw him go off with your gold
headed parasol-Nelo York Sun.
FREDDY-I fawncy you feel pwetty dweadfu
ovah the death of youah auntie.
'Gustus-Ya-as. will have my new mourn
ing tomorrow; have something entirely new in
the way of mourning, yknow
Freddy-TeI felIah, do.
Gustus-Little band of Grape around my
cigarettes.
Freddy-Gadl 1 wish some of my welatives
would expiah. Dashed if I don't try it,
DrdkeS NG0dzine.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
Katie's Answer.

Och! me Katie's rogue, it liz thrue,
But her eyes, like line skies, are SO blue,
An her dimpes so swate,
An her ankles so nate
Shure, she dazed an she bothered me, too.
Till one mornIn' we whit fur ride.
Whin demure as a bri lie, by me side,
Like darlint, she sat,
Wa the Wlekedest hat
Meath purity girls chin liver tied.
An me heart. arrah. thin, how it BATE
Fur me Kate looked so temptin' an swate,
Wild cheeks like the roses
An all the red posies
Ye 'ud see in her gardin' so nate.
But / sat just as mute as the dead
Till she said. wild toss NV her head,
''If I'd known that to-day
Ye'd nave nothin TO say,
I'd have gone wild me cousin instade."
Thin fit mesilf grow very bowld,
Fur / knew she'd not Scold, Ii towld
Nv the love at me heart,
That 'ud niver depart
Though lived to be wrinkled an ovid.
An said, IF dared to do so,
I'd lit go Nv this haste, an I'd throw
Both me arms roun' yer waist,
An he stain taste
Wv thin lips that are coaxin' me So"
Thin she blushed a more illigant red,
AS she said, widout raisin' her head,
An her eyes lookin' down
Meath their laSheS so brown,
"'Ud yer like me to dhrive, Misther Ted?"
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She Wanted q Man.
From the Boston Courie

From the Boston Courier.
Il promise you one thing said the beautifu
maiden as she hung to his Coat lapel. Il promise
you this. that when am your wife shall study
your comfort
You will, my darlings"
''Ah won't tn
And in what way, my sweetheart?''
well, I'll never bake bread myself but al.
WAYS get it from the bake house"
''Glorious!''
but in return for that
''Yes?"
And for all my wifely love-"
And that I shall seek TO promote your com
fort in everything"
''Yes?"
You Will give up your clubs and your asso-
ciates who keep you out late at night and de-
vote all your attention to me, cherish me- love
me as you love me now, think me as sweet and
beautiful as you think me now-you will do all
that?''
by Jove, willl''
Then, George, reject you
WHAT
Yes, reject you. I want to marry man,
not an angel"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

The Shah of Persia is having good time
on his third visit to Europe. He should
come to America an 1 see how the descend =
ants of royal blood in this country treat
such persons as shahs and kings. Our
President prides himself on having royal
blood in his veins; his son Russell has ap-
propriated title, that of prince, or at least
it has been bestowed upon him after
fashion, and there are many thousands of
blooming Americans who think good
American ancestry is not good enough for
them, and who, therefore, have gotten
somebody.to fix up for them family tree,
in which the names Of lords, princes and
kings occur iudiscriminately. People like
these would show him what fiunkyism is,
and everybody else would treat him with
all the respect he deserved.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
He knew the Signs.
From the Detroit Free Pres

From Tie DetT0It Free Fress.
An agent who had made a study Of human
nature stopped at gate on Second avenue the
other day and asked of small boy digging
plantains out Of the grass:
"Bub, is your mother homer
YES, sir"
Changed hired girls within week.
mo, sir"
'.Houss cleaning all done?''
Yes. sir"
Got her new spring bonnetg"
'sShe has"
'ChiIdren wells"
Yes, sir''
ing?'
HE did"
Then guess III ring the bell and try to sell
her picture
She took two and asked him 10 call in day
or two with 81 family Bible.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
Mineral Products in 1888.

The report of Mr. David T. Dav, of the
United States Geological Survey, for 1888,
will be issued soon, and from advance
sheets OF that part of it relating to minerals
it is learned that the total value Of min
erals produced in the country last year was
S591,659,931, Mr.. Days report for 1887
showed the value of minerals produced
that year to be s542, 284, 225, which was
considerable increase over 1886. The in
crease of 1888 over the preceding year was,
therefore, about $50, 900.
The statistics relating to those minerals
in which the people of the south are par
ticularly interested are as follows: In 1888
6,4S9,73S tons of pig iron were made, valued
at the furnace at $1o7, 900, 900. This was an
increase over 1887 of $3.50 tons in guam
tity, but, owing to the fall in the price, a
decrease in value of S14, 925, 800. There wes
a decrease over 1887 in quantity of 439, 631
tons and in value of S14, 81 900 in steel of
all kinds produced. The entire gold produc
was valued at S3S, IT'S 900, an increase of
about $4,000 over the preceding
year. The silver product was in
creased 4,515,327 ounces in quantity
over 1887. In manganese ores the product
was 25, 500 tons, falling off from 1887 of
about 5000 tons. The total production of
all kinds Of commercial coal was 142, 037,
735 tons, of the value at the mines OF
$204, 22l, 900-an increase over 1887 in
quantity of 1902, 4s0 tons, and in value OF
S0,625, 994 The coke product was 8, 527, $50
tons, an increase over 1887 of about 10000
tons. There was falling off from 1887 in
quantity of phosphate rock produced of
about $4,000 tons, but the value of the
product was slightly increased. The pro
duction of marls in South Carolina and
Florida is increasing. The total mari pro-
duction was about 100000 tons, valued at
about 100000. The quantity of mineral
water sold was 9,62S, 56S gallons, valued at
81, 100, 500, an increase over 1887 of more
than 100000 gallons in quantity and OF
about S5O0,0 in value.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17
NDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

MEETNGs-DeKalb Lodge No. 9, l. o. o. F.;
Hibernian Society; Railroad Loan Association.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-To the Patrons of the
Burglar Alarm Company; Peaches with Cream
at Heidt's; Notice, r. E. Cobb, Superintendent
Savannah and Tybee Railway.
AUCTION SALEs-Bay Mare Refrigerator, etc,
by c. II. Dorset.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULE-General Transatlantic
Company.
RAILROAD ScHEpULE-Coast Line Railroad.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; EmploymentiWanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-17

The New York Tribune is at it again. 1t
says: "One interesting change must be
noted in the relations of Mr.. Cleveland and
Gov. Hill So long as the former was in
office, presense of friendliness was kept
up, but now this seems to be abandoned. :"
OF course the Tribune knows that there has
been no change in the relations between
Mr.. Cleveland and Gov. Hill, and that
those relations were always friendly. Why
should a newspaper let itself down in this
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