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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Here was clear case of figs from this
ties.
grew anxious to know how Cohen was
bearing himself under his success, which
must surely have satisfied, for the time
being, at least, even his enormous claims.
Was that ludicrous, pathetic gap be-
tween his dues and his pretensions at last
bridged over?
l asked myself this and many more
questions, but natural hesitation to hunt
ap the successful man where the obscure
one had entirely escaped my memory pre-
vented me from taking any steps to the
renewal of our acquaintance.
But Cohen as may be supposed, was
beginning to be talked about, heard of,
and occasionally met and I had no doubt
that chance would soon give me the oppor-
tunity did not feel justified in seeking.
There was growing up, naturally
enough, among some of us Cambridge
men sense that Cohen had been hardly
used, that q do not think this was tho
case) he had been un1ustly treated at the
university. Lord Norwood, whom came
across one day at the club, remarked that
no doubt his widespread popularity would
more than atone TO Cohen for the fioutins
hc sAd met with at the hands of Alma
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

mater. He had, read 'Gubernator;" !
was clever, but the book repealed him,
Just as the man, poor fellow, had always
repealed him. The subject did not seem
to interest him, and he went off shortly
afterward with Blount and Leuniger.
Aweek later met Cohen at a club dinner,
given by distinguished man of letters.
There were present notabilities of every sort
literary, dramatic, artistic-but the au-
thor of "Gubernator' was the lion of the
evening. He rose undeniably to the situa-
ton, and reared as much as was demanded
of him. His shrill, uncertain voice, pitched
In q loud, excited key, shot this way and
that across the table. His strange, flexible
face, with the full, prominent lips,
glowed and quivered with animation.
Surely this was his hour of triumph.
When the party broke up he came over
to me again and suggested that should 60
back with him to his rooms. He had never
had much opinion of me, as he had been
at no pains to conceal, and l concluded
that he was in a mood for unbOsoming
himself. But 1t seemed that l was wrong,
and we walked back to Great Russell
street. where he had two large, untidy
rooms, almost in silence. He told me that
he was living away from his family, an
unexpected legacy from an uncle having
given him independence.
$50 the fates aren't doing it by halves"
remarked, in answer to this communica-
ton.
ooh, no." he replied, with certain
moody irony, staring hard at me over his
cigar.
"Do you know what success means?" he
asked suddenly, and in the question l
seemed to hear Cohen the poseur, always at
the elbow of, and not always to be dis
tinguished from, Cohen stark-nakedly re-
vealed.
"Ah, no, indeed"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Dates of Easter SUNDAY.

Thomas Cunningham, Of Utica, N.
Y, who Is @ corresponding member Of
the Numismatic and Archaeological
Society Of New York, possesses, among
his many other "curios," a complete
die Of Phinney's Almanac from 1908 to
1887. inclusive, the publication Of
which was stopped in 1887. In looking
over them one is struck by the variety
Of dates on which Easter Sunday o.
ours, every day in the month Of April
being represented except the last five.
Throughout the file II OCCURS three
times on the 10th and five times on
the 18th Of April; four times on each
the LIST, I'd, 18th and 18th OF April, and
tour times on the 3lst Of March; three
times on the 4th 5th, 9th, 7th, 9Th, 10th
18th, 14th and 22d Of April and the
Filth and 28th of March; April Goth
1886 being the LATEST and March 22d.
1918. the earliest dates on which 1t oc-
ours. Eight dates in March are rep
resented, viz: 22d, Esd, 25th, Goth, 9th
s8th, 30th and 3lst
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Incidents of Shipwreck

A bright young Swede who happen
ed to be passenger on the Inflated
steamer Danmark, arrived in the city
few days ago, and he tells many in.
teresting tales Of the fearful days OF
the wreck In mid-ocean. When the
passengers were informed that the YES
sci must sink he said the women and
children began to cry and moan pitt.
fully. and he declares that those cries
will ring in his ears until he dies. The
men on board grew pale, but uttered nc
word-they looked at one another with
fixed expression, and paced the deck
with hard-set jaws. A few of the
younger men INDUCED in good cry,
and then braced up manfully to meet
the emergency. When the Missouri
hove In sight there was great rejoicing
on board. They could save their lives,
but not their luggage The captain Of
the Danmark had very intelligent
dog, and he hated to SEQ the animal
drown so he resolved to shoot him.
Taking him into his cabin, he drew his
revolver, pointed it at vital
part, and pulled the trigger. The
cartridge snapped, but did not explode.
The dog seemed to see what was meant,
and, dashing out of the cabin door, he
ran to the rail, mounted it in a bound.
and plunged into the sea. He prefer
red drowning to shooting. This young
Swede had a suit OF clothes in his
satchel. and he put them on over bis
old suit. As he was lifted in turn over
the MissOuri's side his outer coat was
caught by the tackle and his sleeve
was torn Off. But he had his health
and one good SUIT, and he could stand
the exposure OF sleeping upon the deck
of the rescuing ship, herded in with
his fellows. When he arrived in Chi.
cago his sister, who lives here, was tho
first one to meet him at the depot. A
policeman had endeavored to hold her
back, but the sturdy Swedish girl had
thrown him aside without effort. and a
moment later had her brother-tho
youngest of the family-in her arms
Chicago Herald.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
A LAW ACIN 1T.

Our church has got bran new man,
The Baptis' preacher can't came near him.
And Sunday being bright and warm.
Thought I'd like to go and hear him;
But If I'd knowed twas fashion day,
With women dressed like fancy picters,
To take my mind in sermon time,
I'd stayed at home and red the scripters.
I'm old and I'm old-fashioned, but
notice quick what isn't decent,
And say women act like geese
In aping every style that's recent
They comb their hair straight up behind
And put in arrers for to pin 1t,
And friz and bang II down in front
There ought TO be q law agin it
They buy the highest hats there is,
And make 'em higher yet with trimmin,
And feathers frizzlin' out, until
They look like Injuns more than women;
And bustles land. saw one girl
Who couldn't sit straight up minute.
Isay it's awful-and say
There ought to be law agin it,
"Twsnt so when was young,-why then
The girls at church was worth a-seein';
They didn't dress till folks forgot
To praise the Author of their bein';
Our gowns were neat. with buttons up
And down. in modest rows. to trim EN-
Imind Aunt Polly Jones declared
There ought to be law agin 'em.
But she was queer; I recollect
The bunnit that got one summer
Had lace and roses on the side,
And 10 II like to overcome her.
For when she saw that bunch % lace,
With artificial posies in 1t.
She just rolled up her eyes and said:
There ought to be a law agin it"-Burlingtc
Hawkeye.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
A Law Abidar

~ don't want to break the law, y
he said, as he stood in tho presence
Of Capt. Starkweather at police head
quarters the other day.
"You are very kind" replied the
captain.
What Is your casep"
"My wife has skipped"
'Indeed!'
Eyes. skipped out two days ago. As
| said, don't want to break the law.
What is the customary rule In such
casss?n
"Let her skip"
81 am not expected to pursue her
and shoot somebody"
"No."
Thanks. She has skipped. Let
her skip. II she returns, overlook
and forgive. II she does not / marry
the hired girl. Perfectly satisfactory,
sir, all round, and thank you for your
kindness. "--Detroit Free Press.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Who MouIds Characters.

Washington's father died when the fu-
ture President was twelve, Jefferson's
when he was fourteen, Jackson's before
the boy was born, MadisOn's when he was
youth, Garfield's when he was a mere
babe, Harrison the elders before he had
reached HIS majority, Tylers when he was
thirteen, Johnson's when he was four
years old, and Hayes and Cloveland's when
they were young boys. The characters Of
nearly all of these were nodded by thsis
mothers,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
The Appreciated Party.

Mr.. Boullion-"Yes, sir, l am a
professional cook, and it gives me
pleasure to think that belong to a
profession that is fully appreciated.
When particularly palatable di sh is
set before yor, your gratitude goes out
to the cook, does it notP"
Mr., Blinks-"Well to tell the truth,
my gratitude generally goes out to the
waiter."- York Weekly.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

WASHINGTON IRVING BISHOP, the
mind-re ader who died the other day
seemed always to belong to the night.
1t was very unusual to see him about
in the daytime. He usually occupied
his room until or S o'clock in the
afternoon, when he got up and took
breakfast
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Five WAYS to Cure a Cold

/. Battle the feet In hot water and
drink pint OF hot lemonade. Then
sponge with salt water and remain in
a warm room.
2. Battle the face in very hot
water every five minutes for an hour.
3. Snuff up the nostrils hot salt
water every three hoars.
A. Inhale ammonia or menthol.
5. Take four hours active exercise
in the open air. Medical News
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

WILLIAM +. GLADSTONE considers
the prince of Wales a shrewd, clever
man, who keeps himself we'll inform
ed regarding the topics of the day.
He seldom opens book, but CLEANS a
great deal from conversation. Mr..
Gladstone thinks the prince a success
as a public man.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
An Old Hotel.

Traveller Crying to write his name
on a hotel register)-"This is a
historic hostelry, believer"
Host (proudly)-"Yes, sir, one of
the oldest hotels in this section, SIR"
80 | suppOsed-from the pens."-
New York Weekly.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Moran, the great artist, despaires
when he saw the Great Shoshone Falls
it was so far beyond his pencil
cunning. So there are wonderful
dreams of beauty in the tempestuous
loneliness of the grand american
Alps" in Colorado, which are at once
the aspiration and the despair of
painter and poet. Splendid beyond
comparison is the superb scenery along
the South Park Division of the Union
Pacific in Colorado.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Does It guarantee you the dividends in case
you surrender or diel Compare II with one
Newark, N. J. Copy sent to any address.
Company organized In lS45. No stock hold
ers, all dividends paid to policy holders. Div
idcnds paid since organization $36, 1l5, 000. 90.
Money loaned on Iowa farm property.
T. F. MCAvoY, State Agt.,
Des Moines Iowa
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
nj. HENRI RoCHEFoRT. ,Er..

M. HENRI RoCHEFoRT, Jr., who
recently killed himself in Algeria, was
only 20 years old, but had led a most
adventurous life. He had been with
Oliver Pain in the Soudan and with
M. de Brazza on the Congo. He had
also travelled much in South America.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Remember the Wabash Western Railway Is
the only direct line from this territory to Nash
vile, Tenn With its through car service
aud quick time, 1t has no competition. One
fare FOR the round trip, tickets good going
July LIST to 18th, returning July 10th until Sept.
10th. For full particulars apply to the nearest
Wabash ticket agent Or +; Chandler, q. P. &
Agent, Des Moines, la.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

The splendor OF the american
Alps" are beginning to be appreciated
by our people, and a visit to Switzer-
land for gorgeous scenery is unneces-
sary. The picturesque mountain re-
sorts on the South Park Division of
the Union Pacific in Colorado are abso-
lutely unrivalled on this continent.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Evidence Complete.

First Ell Verano citizen-"What
was the verdict OF the Coroner's juryr'
Second citizen THAT the man
came to his death from sunstroke, SUI
perinduced by over indulgence in al.
coholic stimulants."
Were there any signs Of excessive
use of liquor about his person."
Nothing but business card thu,
gave his address as Lexington. Ken
tucky."-Sonoma Valley Whistle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Not so Pad.

~ want you," said detective to a
stranger he had been shadowing
around town for an hour,
cam I arrested?"
"You are"
"And got to be locked upp"
"Yes,"
SWELL, go ahead. / knew it would
1t would come sooner or later, and
I'm glad it's off my mind. Yes, / stole
Charlie Ross"
"Oh, you did," replied the detective.
tIf that's all I'll let you go. suspect
ed you of stealing an overcoat.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Pastor-"I have q call to Boston a,
a much better salary than am getting
here. What shall dop"
Deacon-"Youm must be Influenced BY
the ungodliness of the place"
Pastor-"But that would compel
me to remain here in Chicago"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Egg shells crushed into small bits, and sha-
ken well In decanters three parts filled with
cold water, will not only clean them thorough
iy, but will make the glass look like new.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

when Baby WAS sick. We gave her cassoria,
When sho WAS Child, she cried for CastoriA,
Whom slIe became hiss, she chung to Castoria,
whea shs hsd Children, sAs gave them castoria
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Paid to the policy holders Of the Mutual Ben
eft Life Ins. Co., Of Newark, N. j., since lS45.
The most liberal contract offered, giving cash
surrender value. Paid up and extended insur-
ance after two years, claims paid Immediately
on acceptance OF proof Of loss. Copy Of policy
sent on application. T. 7: MCAvoY,
State Agent, Des Moines, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
TROUBLE FOR THE TELLER.
How a Woman Maneuvered Be
fore Banking a Ten-Dollar Bill.

How a Woman Maneuvered Be-
fore Banking a Ten-Doilar Bill.
s.rve got $10," said she to the
blonde-mustached teller of a Broadway
bank, "and / want to open an &C.
count"
with pleasure, madam. What is
your namep"
"Simpkins." ..
christian, name pleasep"
"Sophronisba."
'.Any middle namep"
katherine"
"What is your age, pleasew
That's none Of your business.
pardon me, madam, it is the rule
Of the bank to make these inquiries.
| cannot go on without these inquir.
les. 1t is as necessary for your own
protection as ours"
"Thirty-fve, then"
"Are you married or singlep"
snow, look here, mister, you are
impertinent. Do look married? I'd
like to see the man who'd marry me if
he dared"
"Shall write married or 'singleT
Be as quick as you can, please"
"'Single, then. And, as said, if
you think"
"Residencew
Right here in this city"
"Quite so, but the street and num-
Der, please"
That's nothing to do with it. J
don't want you to call, and If you dare
send police to sec"
What is the place and NUMBER"
"Thirteen--place. But never
saw anything like this in my born
-"
where were you born?"
"Same place, if you want to know"
"Have you an occupation"
Now, see here, l suppose you want
TO know where l got this money. But
didn't steal it, if that's any satisfac-
ton to you. OF course /"
What did you say your occupation
lisp"
II didn't say; you didn't give me q
chance. l keep the best boarding
house in the town; meats three times
day, and
please sign your name on this
line"
Sign my name! Don't you believe
me? / never sign anything, only"
VERY well; if you can't write, make
your cross"
Make me cross! That's just it;
you make me so cross, can't. Sophron-
isba Katherine Simpkin's. There"
That will do. Kindly make way
for the next person"
"Oh, but mister-say, look here!
What have you got it?"
"Got whatp"
"The age"
"Thirty-fve."
"Does it make any difference if it
amt rightp"
1T might make serious differ
ence"
ooh. dear! Oh, dear! I've gone
and perjured myself. But it's all your
fault, you horrid man, you flustered
me SO. Did say thirty-tive? l didn't
mean it. It's forty-fve; so there!'
And away she goes in state of great
Indignation and perplexity.-New
York Star.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
The Wisest Gift.

~ bought my wife velvet sack"
Thus proudly boosted Mr.. Brown.
"she'n be, with that upon her back,
The best-dressed dame In town."
But velvet sack or diamond ring
Can bring no balm to suffering wife,
Favorite Prescription is the thing
To save her precious life.
The great and sovereign remedy, known the
world over, for all female troubles, in1amma.
ton, cruel backaches, and internal displace.
ments is DR.. Pierce's Favoritc Prescription. II
is the only guaranteed cure. See guarantee on
every bottle-wrappcr.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Fora years Dobbins' Electric Soap has been
initiated by interruptions soap makers. Whyf
Because 1t is best Of all and has an immense
sale. Be sure and get DObbins' and take no
other. Your grocer has It, or will get II.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

One by one the roses fall, but "Tansill's
Punch" sc. Cigar outlives them ALL
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Moran, the great artist. despai

A little saltpeter or carbonate Of soda mixed
with water In which flowers are placed will
keep them fresh for two weeks
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Settling a Question of DUTY,

DR.. Pierce's Pellets-gcntly laxative or &C
lively cathartic according to dose. IS cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

To prevent the smell of paint put handful
Of hay In bucket Of water, and let 1t stand in
the room over night.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

We will give 800 reward for any case Of
catarrh that cannot be cured with Halls
Cstsrrh Cure. Taken internally.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

The Glove Is native of the Malscca islan6s
as Is also the nutmeg.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Asparagus was originally wild seacoast
plant, and is a native of Great Britain.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

$4,000 in Cash Premiums.
Smoke Orphan Boy Tobacco aud save the
empty bags. They are worth money to you, for
ON May !, 1890, We will pay Is cash premiums
from $3.50 down, for largest number Of bags re-
turned us. For further particulars, address
Hills u Fritz, Manufacturers, st. Louis, Mo.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
$4,000 in Cash Premiums.

The tomato is a native of South America,
and 1t takes Its name from a Portuguese word.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Study to make the warmed over dishes de-
cidedly more than ordinary hashes.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
$1O2,402, 8S4.25

Garlic came to US first from Sicily and the
shores OF the Mediterranean.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Clothespins boiled few minutes and quick
ly dried, once or twice month, become more
durable.
Cherries were known in Asia as far back as
the seventeenth century w.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Oregon, the Parndise o. Farmer

Dip fish into boiling water and the scales will
come off easier,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Mid, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit grain grass and stock country in
the world. Full Information free. Address the
Oregon Immigration Board, Portland Oregon.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Read Your Policy,

The walnut is native of Persia, the Caucas
us and China.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

SheriHs Sale.
Smoke the Sheriff Sale Segar, q straight 10c
Havana Cigar for 5 cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
Teachers National Association.

Capers originally grew wild in Greece and
Northern Africa,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
COHEN OF TRINITY.
Story of a Mysterious Character
and How He Quit Life.
His Insatiety.

The news of poor Cohen's death came to
me both as shock and surprise.
1t is true that in his melodramatlc, self
conscious fashion, he had often declared a
taste for suicide to be among the character
lstics of his We satile race. And, indeed,
in the Cambridge days, or In that obscure
interval which elapsed between the termin-
alton of his unfortunate university career
and the publication of "Gubernator," there
would have been nothing astonishing in
such an act on his part. But now, when
his book was in every ones hands, his
name on every ones lips; when that recog-
milton for which he had longed was so
completely his; that success for which he
had thirsted was poured out for him in so
generous draught-to turn away, to van
ish without a word of explanation Che was
so fond of explaining hlmself) is the very
last thing one would have expected of him.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04

Sacramento, Cal, has prohibited wooden
sidewalks.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
The splepdor of the "Amer]

Last week Butte, Mont, shipped forty-fve
bars of bullion, valued at ssl ,424.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-07-04
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