The Press., 1889-02-07

as reported from the office of Simonds & Bur- dett, solicitors of patents, No. Central Row, Hartford Conn.,:
 Charies B. Beers, Bridgeport, electrically operated door lock.
 Forester Bryant, New Haven, assignor to Bryant Nail company, Portland, Maine, wire nail machine. Erwin Manufacturing company, New Britain, look and latch case. Two patents. Laras F. Christensen, Bridgeport, assignor to the Armstrong Manufacturing company, wrench.
 William A. Faber, Danbury, hatters brush. George s. Gladdine, Chester, cylindrical brush.
 Nicholas Jenkins, Waterbury, stifening fab rio for garments.
 Simon H. Jennings, Deep River, face-shield Frederick L. Johnson, Wallingford, bicycle whistle.
 John 0. Miller and A. H. Jones, assignors to Meriden Bronze company, Meriden, lamp standard.
 Frank J. Murphy and A. M. Rundle, Dan- bury, machine for stifening hats.
 Albert A. Page, assignor to Sargent & Co.,, New Haven, transom-ifter.
 Francis W. Pool, Norwich, tricycle.. Frederick Pritchard, Meriden, pneumatic actions for organs.
 William Shay, Ansonia, combination shay. ing utensil.
 Rudolf Sjeberg, Stockholm, Sweden, as. signor to R. Ericsson, New Britain, blasting compound,
 Bella St. John, Torrington, abdominal sup porter.
 DESIGNS.
 Edward W. Tingue, New York, N. T., as signor to Tingue Mfg Co.,, upholstery plush
 TRADE MARKS
 Electrical Chemical company, New Haven bluing capsules.
 Not long Senator Blackburn went out tc western Texas on a pleasure excursion and en route took in the Indian Territory. He was so pleased with it's green, blue grassy appearance that he concluded te make horseback journey through part ot it. One day, when he was riding alone taking in all the glories of the great pas ture-land, he was overtaken by a well mounted, well-armed and well-dressed red skin, who spoke little English.
 "Cow man, eh ?" was his first inquiry. 'Oh, no; am just looking at this fin' country. I don't live here; I live in Ken lucky"
 "Kentuck! Ugh! You got whiskey ? The senator had a small flask of "Oli Grow" in his side pocket, and immediatel. produced it. In little time the aborigina wanted second drink, and finally tn, whole flask; but after giving him two small 'jiggers" the civilities were brough to an end.
 That evening, when the senator was il the public room of the hotel at the little Texas town, he told the circumstance O having met the Indian, and said:
 'In all my life I have never seen any human being on God Almighty's greer earth that ever had tithe of the appreci ation for a bottle of whiskey that this red skin manifested. Gentlemen, am telling you not a whit more than the absolut, truth when say that Indian began by of fering me his repeating Colts rife, ani ended by dismounting from his horse ani offering me his Arrapahoe blanket, hi Mexican silver.mounted saddle, his gun pistols and the horse itself for what re. mained in my flask. I really believe he would have given me his leggings, moo casins, gee string and all and gone back naked for just that little modicum o whiskey."
 "W ell, Senator, said one of his auditors ''why didn't you trade with him?"
 'Trsde with him ?" exclaimed the Ken tuckian, in utter astonishment at such { suggestion. ''It was the last half. pint had"
 Chicago Tribune: Senator Blackburn invited few of his friends, including Un cle Eli Salisbury, the outgoing Delewart senator, to luncheon at the senate restaur ant yesterday. The luncheon, as usual was principally of liquid nature, anc Blackburn intended to treat his colleagues to some rare Kentucky spirits, which art kept in store for him at the restaurant He asked Salisbury to have some fine ole whiskey.
 "No; never drink whiskey," said the temperate MT. Salisbury.
 ''Have some good healthy brandy then?"
 "No; never drink brandy either.''
 "Well, what will you have to drink ? asked the considerate Blackburn.
 'Nothing. I do not drink any liquors, answered Salisbury.
 "Great heavens what condition you stomach must be in !" calculated the Ken lucky statesman, with emphasis.
 Ask your doctor about ''No rosin."
 ILLUSTRATED JOURNALISM. sM.-Foreman O composing room (speaking through tub, to managing editor)-You say you wan that article about the woman who killed bear and three cubs illustrated with cu of the woman?
 Managing Editor-Yes; do.
 Foreman-What cut shall use?
 Editor-Where is that cut of Lydis Pinkham that we run in the weekly? Foreman-Its being used in the frs form to illustrate that article on Queer Victoria.
 "Well, then, run that picture of liar riet Hubbard Aver for the woman wht 1xsn