The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1889-08-30
LIGHT MOODS.
ONE out of a thousand--ss9.
A DRIVING t~rade-Coaching.

A DRIVING trade-Coaching.
THERE is mi good thing about o pig.
He noses business.
A MAN never begins to show his tenn
per until he loses it.
EVEN when a ship parts with her
anchor she still keeps her hold.
WHEN is . woman's hair like a de-
feated pugilist? When it is done up.
IRIS all right to have flies on a stage,
but they shouldn't be located on the
players.
THIEVES do not have q very easy life
Of it, notwithstanding they take things
so easy.
DowN in front-the mustaches OF
gilded youths in the first row of orches-
ira chairs.
PLENTY Of sleep is conducive to
beauty. Even o garment looks worn
when it loses its nap.
THERE is not much sentiment about a
Chinese laundryman, yet he daily
wrings mems bosoms.
IT is fly time with the dishonest cash-
Ter when he thinks his speculations are
on the v of being discovered.
IT is somewhat remarkable TINT the
most devoted wives appear against their
hushands-when both walk together.
The Troy Times wastes words in
speaking Of "two calves and a dude,r
when @three calves" would express the
same idea.
A New JERSEY minister is also a JUS
ice of the peace. This ought to enable
him to administer justice in an ac-
ceptable manner.
WHEN everything appears unusually
fresh, we say the season is forward, and
when q person is unusually forward, we
say he is too fresh.
SRIMPY says, for a girl to cut a fell
low and pretend never ito have seen
him, fifteen minutes after he has been
introducedto her, is Embroidered mean.
The Chicago idea-"will you share
my lot with meg" asked he of the real
estate agents daughter. "What is it
worth q foot?" calmly inquired the
sweet creature.
A CLUE Conversation-"It is an out
rage on old Speedwell's memory that
his son had the tails of his horses
docked so soon after his DEATH" "And
yet it can hardly be called an insult to
his Names"
AND oh, Uncle Silas, I had such a
lovely time last Summer. Four other
vassar girls and myself took a tramp
through the Catskills." sUm-m-m!
But do you believe. Elizabeth, that the
tramp enjoyed it?"
Mr.. JoNEs-I suppose, Miss Davis,
you have read the works of all of our
popular writer's, such as Lord Byron,
&c. Miss Davis-Oh, yes! but of
course I gummed up the pages of all
the naughty parts.
IFpromoters of Western land schemes
when sending their prospectuses to Mr..
Redundancy, would kindly refrain
from sticking the postage stamps so
firmly on the return envelope they
would confer a great favor upon q
worthy individual.
In q Shooting Gallery Clarence
"No, I don't care to shoot any of those
clay pipes. I'll go for the target
Adolphus -But the pipes are tho best
practice. Observation-Disclosures, lob
ject to hitting the pipe. A great many
people have died from the effects lately.
Mrs. BROWN had just left the room
with q hammer and nail in herhand. A
moment later an awful yell wa heard.
sDoes your mother always make as
much noise as that when she strikes q
nail?" asked Merritt. Eyes," replied
little Johnnie, "when it is her finger
nail."i
A GROCER meets q friend ut q station
in Switzerland. Friend-Hullo! old
chap, who would have expected to have
seen you here! Grocer-Well the fact
is, Ihave just got spliced, and nm on
my honeymoon. Friend-No, really!
I congratulate you. Do introduce me
to your wife. Grocer-I would with
pleasure, only I've left her at home to
look after the shop.