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The Springdale news., 1889-11-01
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1uaIed as a health and pleasure resort.

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 The waters VIII p0Sluceg cure all Kidney and Liver Diseases, Dyspepsia, Diabetes, Female Complaints, Skin and Blood Dis eases, etc.
 For handsomely illustrated descriptive pamphlet, apply to F. CHANDLER G. F. & T.. A, w abash Line" St. Louis, Mo,
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

SOME ono has calculated that tho honey bee mHstlnsert is proboscis 503 times IntC clover blossoms before one grain of sugar can . obtained. As honey contains thyee- faurths its weight of dry sugar, each pound of honey represents 2500. O00 insertions o1 the bees
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

TTosE who use Dob5ins' Electric Soap (dsd fheir name IS ie2io,0 save their clothes and strength, and let the soap do the work Dld 2oa ever try iti If not, do so next Mon day atHe. Ask your grocer for It.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

WORK for workers! Are you ready to woS1, and do you want to make moneyl Then write to B. F. Johnson 6 Co., of Rich mond, Va, and see if they can not help you.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

A FARMER at Anahcim, Cal, sent East last year for some Wondertield beans to cxperi- ment with. He received as many as would fill small teacup, and planted them He gathered a crop of one hundred sacks.
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ONE of the architects who helped NJ. Eitfel to build his tall tower says that 1t is doubtful fl q tower ? GOO feet high can be constructed. Every thing depends on the exact ratio at which tho force of tue wind increases above q certain heigbt. Tho transportation of the materials above | height of 600 feet would be exceedingly risky.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

FoR Cough or Sore Throat the best medi- cinels Hales Honey of Horehound and Tar. Pike's Toothache Drops Cure Ill one minute.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

A CELEBRATED Samoan beauty is an Americax widow, thirty-six years old, and has l50, GOO acres of land.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

YoU hardly realize that it is medicine, when taking Carters Little Liver Pills; they are very small; no bad effects all troubles from torpid liver are relieved by their use.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

DR. EoRATIUs BoNAG was the writer ot some of cur sweetest hymns. Among them, Fade, Fade Each Earthly Joy,n T Heard the Voice of Jesus Say Il Lay My Sins on Jesus, "A Few More Years Shall Roll aad "8eyopd t4e Smiling and - 2 NfeEi!a of his religious tracts re4uuea a circulation CT 15o 600 copies.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

HE who waits ta do a great deal at once will seldom do any thing at all.
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Oregon. tho Paradise of Farmers.

Mid equable climate, certain aud abundant crops Best fruit. grain, grass, stock country Tn the world. Full information free Address Oregon Immigration Board, Portland Oregon
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

IF young men will not believe in them selves no man or woman can believe h them.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

EMPEROR WILLIAM, of Germany. has be come an active member of the Goethe So- ciety, which Las it's headquarters at Wei mar.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

UP to the end of August 14.4S6, ,000 tickets were taken at the Paris Exposition. In 1878 the number was only r. l25, ,00o.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

ENTIRE freedom from injurious drugs makes ''TanslIl's Punch" 5c Cigars most popular
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

PAIN in the sideneary always comes from adisordered liver and Is promptly relieved by Carter's Little Liver Pills. Don't forget this.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

GRATITUDE is the music of tho heart when it's chords are moved by kindness:
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

BEST, easiest to use and cheapest Piso's Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. 25c
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

A LITTLE seeing saves much looking; q little speaking saves much talking.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

THE birth-rate of Ireland is less than that Of any European country but France, Rus sia standing at the head of the list.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

\ ca';e4,1Y With | capitalof 1,6o36lo has uten formed fur the erection iH LouCun of a tc Fer tUico as Ligh Us the EiEel tower at Paris.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use Dr Isaac Thompson ESe Water. Druggists sellit. 25c
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

DoN'r indulge in the luxury of strong opinions in the presence of your elders.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

IT IS said that the editor of Harrer's about seventeen short stories and rejects annually between 1000 and 16,CJ0. IL is also said that the yearly cost of publishing the magazine not including the printing, but merely what Is paid for writers, artists and engravers, IS $26a010,
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

Don't hawk. hawk, blow, spit, and disgust everybody with your offensive breath, but use Dr. Sages Caiarr1 Remedy and end it
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

REMEMBER impertineuce isn't wit, any more than insolence is briliaacy.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

4 TROY (N. Q shirt man predicts that iH less than ten years there will be q general return to the old-f&shianed shirt which but toned in front, and from which at least one button was missing after every wash.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

TIE Prince of Wales IS snowlng aIs- position to mako himself useful as well as ornamental He has invented velvet dress coat.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

Turpearl was dedicated to Venus-sacred to love and beauty amongst the Worshipers of gods and Eoddcsscs. The uncicnts pOeti caly ascr1bed it's origin b q drop of dew falling at morning CT evening into the opened shell.
The Springdale news., 1889-11-01

HIsToRY is not fable agreed upon but truth disagreed upon.
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c E1 P. A MONTH AND BOARD PAID ~EHsG or highest commission and 90 DAYS
 CREDIT 70 Agents our New Hook. r. W. ZTEGLEfi & CG. LeS Market St., St. Loais, He. PAPER
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EhMnjIc f'ISS0URi STEAM WASHER on trial ! aHHOG0 Agents wanted Worth < Co.,, St. Louis,A2 sraAME THIS PAPER every tins yei
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GSiH s4aelR R Woven Wire fencing

WANTED AT AT O oNGE d1f; in every W Town. to take orders for Kew Subscription Hook, %S to go per day easily made. sT-Send for circular. JOHN PETTIGRE%, Publisher. SPRINGFIELD, MASS
 sf-sAaE THIS PAPE8 every umsy yoa write
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DEsgGsnMC DUE ALL SOLDIERS,

GEaGaSssa II ! dls46lea; gay s:e ;los De {. " Mee0RaICH HoSs, ciRsHHat,0t Washing D. C. srNAMK rHIs PAPER .,sry yea
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-01

I'm her household till the crack Of doom,
All these years she has been posing m
the pink of prayer-meeting integrity.
None of the wine suppers and danger
GUS fol-de-rOls of IN other girls for her.
She would set them all an example
which they would do well to follow IL
they knew what was best for them.
but behold, this respectable maiden
lady has been found out at last. For
some time IL has been noticed that h
was making i'm her own house enOr-
nous quantities of Jamaica ginger, n
instead Of sending any of it around to
her sisters to show them how good it
was and how skillful h had become
i'm her culinary department, as the Gus
tom In in the family, She has
been consuming it all herself
and saying nothing to anybody. These
actions mt length excited suspicion, n
Uncle sam happening to call on Maine
recently procured some OF her Jamaica
ginger OH the sly. n found it to con-
tain more han 9O per cent. of good old
fashioned, Omni-paralyzing Jamaica
rum.
Well may the finger of scorn be
pointed at the disgraced old maid !!
Well now may the other sisters tell
her T. mind her own business, get
drunk on her old Jamaica rum as much
as she pleases, but for heavens sake
give them u rest.
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-.
While young Lawrence Barrett was .
member of Julia Deans company he was
given his FIRST really important character
with q singular result. IL was In . small
Ohio town. The leading man suddenly
was taken sick and Mr.. Barrett was the
only available understudy for SIR Thomas
CLIFFORD. The young man, with much re-
l~uctancc, consented to essay tho part, and
applied himself tn the task with no much
intelligence aud devotion that he ac-
quilted himself respectfully enough to win
complimentary notice from Miss Dean.
Conscious that he had not distinguished
himself, yet feeling that me had done
the young actor was up betimes next
morning, feverishly impatient to see what
impression his acting had made on the ono
copy and withdrew to q secluded part of
the hotel, where he might, unobserved,
gladden. over the generous words OF Tor
bearing criticism lao naturally felt were
his due.. With trembling fingers he UNI
folded the paper, and with quick eye
tant matter. He was not long in finding
IL, and as he read the eager flush faded
from his face, his heart with
of resentment and unmerited humiliation
spranR into his eyes. The article, mainly
devoted To him, was cruel and unrelieved
ridicule of his performance, coupled with
n scathing rcbuke OF the actress for pre-
summing 10 foist such a wretched leading
Fully aware OF the injustice done him,
and, burning with indignant On against
what he considered to Ire the wanton
cruelty of the writer twho surely was ac-
quainted with the facts of the case), the
poor lad then and there formed a resolu-
ton tai win from rcbellious fame and from
unwilling critics u vindication of his abil-
tiles against the merely censorious.
Years afterward. in 1867. when Mr..
Barrett had achieved enviable distinction
and gained the praise of able critics as
well as applause, he visited England. At
n little breakfast with Charles Dickens,
Artemus Ward and one or two others,
given in his honor i'm London, the CONVEX
sation driften into n discussion of criti-
cism, and Mr.. Barrett, to illustrate how
great hurt to young ambition careless or
injudicious criti cism might be, related the
foregoing incident. He was natufa ally
much surprised To note that Ward found
the narrative highly amusing, and, in his
quiet way. was laughing immoderately.
When the story-told PLEASANTLY enough,
now that the sting was gone-was ended
ArtemlIs said, i'm his stammerin0 way, yet
unable to control his laughter:
"Nhy, God bless you, old man, l wrote
that article. 1t was my first dramatic
criticism, and felt that for my own credit
l had To do some one mp. i saw that You
were making your first stagger at import
ant work. and 1 felt perfectly safe i'm skim
ming you"
There was a general laugh at this naive
confession, and from that merry break
fast hour dated the warm friendship of
Lawrence Barrett and Artemus Ward that
was interrupted only by the death OF that
greatest of modern humorists.
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THEY IN VOTE.

MOrmOns n have taken the endOw-
ment house oath are not tit to exercise
the right Of franchise, and their appli-
cations for citizenship will he denied.
Judge Anderson in his decision in the
cases recently investigated mt Salt Lake
says that the Mormon church is n
always has beer a reasonable Organi-
zation i'm its teachings and policies, hos
tile to the government of the United
States, disObedient to its laws and
seeking its overthrow. The judge de-
clares that tho endowment ceremonies
are inconsistent with the oath of citi-
Zenship, and says hat the refusal of
Mormon witnesses to answer leading
questions rendered their testimony of
little value.
Oaths administered i'm the endow-
ment house binding members under
penalty Of death to implicit obedience
in all things temporal as well as spirit
nal are i'm direct opposition to the oath
Of allegiance to this government. Men
who swore to venge the death of
Joseph and Hiram Smith upon the peO-
pie of the United States will not be al
lowed to carry on n war of extermi-
nation under the cloak of citizenship.
Traitors will not be granted the privi-
lege of marching under the flag which
they have sworn to destroy and which
they have dragged i'm the lust OH more
than one occasion.
Judge Anderson says that the evil
dence i'm the C case proves conclu-
sively that the Mormon church has i'm
the most determined and with
all means mt its command opposed the
enforcement of the laws against polyg-
amy and unlawful Capitalization. Not
"a word of evidence WAS introduced
showing that any Mormon priest i'm a
single instance eve advised obedience
to these laws, which are violated by
men prominent i'm he councils of the
church.
This decision marks an important
era i'm the fight against the teachings
Of brigham Young and his followers.
The gentiles of Utah will no longer be
handicapped by priests or prophets
whose only aim is to overthrow the
government and evade its laws. No
man can serve two masters and serve
each well. and until the Mormon creed
is materially changed its followers are
not entitled to the right of franchise.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-01
PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS.

William Sprague, once war governor Of
Rhode Island and afterward United States
senator, is now living in poverty. He was
once worth SiO,OOO,OOO.
Austin Chamberlain, who has been try
ing to enter public life by way OF the
Birmingham town council, il n tall, WELL
made. well-drcsscd, good-looking young
man, closely resembling his father.
Miss Mary Randolph Harrison, of Chi
cage. n niece of the president, is to be
married i'm the spring to IA Minneapolis
real estate dealer, who saved her from
drowning in Lake M~innctonka last sum-
mer.
Governorclect Campbell OF Ohio. il a
Knight Tcmplar,a member of the Knights
of Pythias, the Grand Army of the Repuh-
lie and the Order of EIks. He attends
the Presbyterian church and Is extremely
charitable.
Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnett never
knew how popular she had become until
don. From all over the world came let
ters telling her how h could regain her
health.
X. d.. Blackmore was recently COM
p~lainant against u man who had stolen
rs worth OF his pears; and had the cul-
prit locked up for three Mr..
Blackmore is better known at Tedding-
ton a. N neutrality-suspicious. than as an
author.
Prof. John Stuart Blackic leads a
methodical and simple life i'm Edinburgh.
He rises early and break fasts early. after
ward going to his library, where he re-
mains until 1 o'clock or so. Then he has
a light luncheon. which is followed by "a
walk i'm The city or u ramblc into tho
country. He dimes about q. and during
the rest of the night. often, indeed, into
morning, ore will find him again in his
library. He enjoys splendid health. and
is always possessed of buoyant spirits.
Miss Caroline Fitzgerald, of New York,
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THE OLD MAID Dis0RAceD.

That bl~ue-ribboned tea-drinking,
honest. old maid of the sisterhOod of
states. Maine. has been discovered
doing something very discreditable and
onladylike to say the least. The
family have become accustomed
70 regard her as the paragon of
virtue and prim responsibility.
Kentucky, Louisiana, Texas and other
giddy young things have to be lectured
every little while on their scandalous
behavior AS q matter Of course, and
even young Montana, the prettiest and
sweetest of the lot. deserves il the truth
must be told, a good spanking for the
6idoes she has just been cutting. But
Maine. the tall, sedate, old school
marin, with the grave visage and the
severe skirts and general whale bone
ness of appearance-who ever thought
she would be guilty of actions SO scan
dalous "A to bring a blush to the
cheeks of all the other young ladies'
some of whom it must be confessed
blush none too easily!
It was 40 years or so since Maine al
her annual house cleaning swept all
her wines, liquors, beers and ales into
the gutter, and called all the rest OF
the family to witness her solemn vow
that she was done with such stuff for
sver. and would never allow any Of il
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-01
Republican members of the house of

Republican members of the house of
representatives in caucus yesterday
nominated Thomas Ii. Reed Of Maine
as their candidate for the speakership
of the house. and his election to the
position so ably filled by Mr.. Carlisle is
assured. Mr.. Reed is the choice of the
east against the west, and Montana re-
publicans who are familiar with Mr..
Reeds hostility to silver will find little
cause for congratulation i'm his victory
over the other candidates.
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beating the slot Machines,

Wall street men haven't finished
laughing yet, says the New York Herald,
over AN incident which happened the
other day i'm a well known public house
on New street, near the stock exchange,
and which turned out to he n first class
joke Oh the proprietor.
The establishment had just added to it's
convenience one of the newest of the slot
machine devices, into which, il you drop
a 5-cent piece, you will receive two 2-cent
postage stamps. 1t was after stock ex-
change hours and there was u little COM
pany of brokers and spectators present,
who fell tn discussing OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
slot machines i'm general and the possible
ity of cheating" them.
One told how he could weigh a whole
crowd successfully for a single nickel sim
ply by keeping his foot on the scale While
one fellow stepped off and the next man
stepped on. Another showed you may
get all the perfumery you want IL you rap
take so cents' worth or trouble to get 10
cents worth of extract. Still another
commission broker explained how an
brella, may blk the c~hewing-gum box
and work his jaws without spending a
cent.
"But here's something you can't beat,
gentlemen" said the proprietor-Smith,
I'd call him, because il isn't his name
and he pointed with somcp pride to the new
"Oh, yes, you CAM rejoined n stout
man with a red face. who is seen every
Gay OH tne SVoCk e1cklauKes Iut las
easy to beat as any II you know how.
stamp. out Of tina simply; by blowing in
the slot"
Everybody took sides i'm the discussion
which followed this, and Smith became SO
warm i'm contrasting this proposition that
he offered To bet wine for all the party
that the stout gentleman couldn't blow
out the two stamps. The broker promptly
took the bet and the crowd gathered
around, anxious to see the experiment
tried.
The stout man approached the machine
stood directly i'm front, placed his hands
on either side of it, leaned forward until
his mouth was neal the slot, pulled out
his checks, and blew once quickly into
the orifice.
To the surprise Of the crowd the two
stamps dropped out as promptly and
easily as though he had dropped i'm u
nickel in the usual way. .
Nobody had been so dead sure that II
couldn't he done as Smith, and nobody
was Nd amazed and perplexed at the re-
suit. After he had paid his bet and the
wine had been duly consumed, Smith
nounced that he was going to do thet trick,
He blew into the machine with force
enough To turn n windmill, but no stamps
The stout man looked on and smiled
Once more MIR. Smith blew hard enough
to burst u blood vessel. Still no dividends
appeared. and the stout mans smile be-
came n broad grin. Smith was more ana
more puzzled.
Now the German barkceper, who wa,
the only one who had caught on. hadn'
said "a word up To this time, when hs
quietly Remarked:
Dom you know watts de matter Mr.
Schmid? You haven't got 5 cents in
your mout."
The was dead silence for n momeu
then a general roar of laughter, and theI
Mr.. Smith plaintively exclaimed:
Gentlemen, have some more wine."
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The men who held up n passenger
train in Indian territory last Monday
have been caught, and most of the pro-
ceeds have been recovered. Two wives
of members of the band have confessed.
duplicating their husbands and others
and conviction is thus made doubly
sure. Married men should not turn
train robbers, expecting their wives to
keep their secrets.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-01

General Hepburn, solicitor of the
treasury, asks for an appropriation of
$1,000 with which to hunt up the prop
erty of Judgment debtors who are ow-
ing the nation, he finds, about SS5.OOO,-
600. The sun of $4,000 is very little
compared with 8 5,0OO,OOO. but little as
it is The appropriation of il might be
simply throwing good money after bad.
If there is any chance Of securing any
part of the ss5. 100000, why not give the
poor but honest lawyers n chance to
wrestle around after il Oh commission 2
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-01

According to the dispatches the vari-
Gus athletic clubs of the Pacific coast.
i'm their frantic efforts to secure the
Sullivan-J ackson mill, are seeing and
raising ZACH other at the rate of 5000
a clip. The last bid was S35 900, which
is offered to the winner, it is claimed,
by the PachetO. Cal, club. Pugilists
may come and pugilists may GO. but
these powerful liars of California lie on
forever. 1t would take the old father
himself to knock them out.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-01

From the Milwaukee Evening Wisconsin.
Now that Washington has been adj
mittcd as a state, newspaper writer's are
confronted by n new difilculty-that of in
dicating Washington city and Washing
ton state. Correspondents will now have
to recognize ID. G.. at n new value.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-01

Even staid old Boston has her Doodle
cases. Three aldermen and four
detectives have Just been sent to prison
Tor accepting brides, and thus the aris-
tocratic hub takes rank with New
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-01

The disastrous cOnfiagratiOns 1t Lynn
and Boston add to the list of extraordi-
nary casualties of the year 1850. The
administration Of Harrison seems to
displease the very elements.
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title and ths facs that he n . brother Of
the Marquis OF Lansdowne. The bride 10
n yeav old, and though NOT ~strikingly
beautiful. h considered Exceptionally
brilliant.
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y Hare, Chance.

A rare chance is now offered to any one
who wishes tai start i'm business. A well
established and well stocked general mer~
chandisc store, situate in Deer Lodge
county, can be had on liberal terms. APP
ply by letter To p~ostofiice box 142, Ana
coudn.
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CURRENT

wall 80 . wsashsr Craak.
Markintoshes.
(salOxhes,
(tOsh /! Is
This going tn last long +?
Chicago Nesrs.
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From the Chicago News.
A witness i'm n Utah court the other day
refused tn answer the question:: "How
many wives have you?" Probably he was
ashamed To say that he didn't remember.
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a CuriOus OmisslOn.
From the Chicago Herald.

From the Chicago Herald.
Louisville boasts OF having once re-
ccivcd n visit from Dom Pedro. but with a
curious forRctfulness of its principal pro-
duct il has failed To call attetltion to the
fact that he is u brother OF the princess OF
Bourbon.