The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-12
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MY idea of moral hero" said Whackby,
lis a man who speaks what he thinks"
No" said Cooler. its man who speaks
what you think. "--Lectston Journal
IT is not always the man who looks the wisest
who knows toe most but most people don't
know this. 50 that IL will pay you to LOOK just as
wise as you possibly can.-SOnerviite Journal.
AGENT for Jewelry House--I've got fine line
Of diamonds I'd ike TO show you.
Man Addressed-You've made a mistake, sir
am the proprietor Of this hotel, not tbe clerk.
-SonoDn PdLley WHISTLE
FIRST OKLAHOMA BOOMER to weldressed set
tler-So you We made fortune since you came
here, have your How In thunder did you do it?
Wel-dressed Settler 0aconicaly)-Im the
coroner. PhtiddeiDhiG Inquirer.
JUDGE Cseverely)-I should think you'd be
ashamed of yourself, Mcnamara, to be in the
court room SO often.
Macnamal (coeIy)-Begorra! I'm not here
any oftener than yer amer is.-LotCeu Citizen.
MR. SoFrLEIaH approaching the pointl-The
sentiments hold toward you. my dear Miss
keeae, are SO tender tnat l cannot express
the n
Miss Keene ,archly}-Then you might send
them by mail Boston Herald.
A DISTINCT DECLINE Mrs. B-The Browning
Club has rather su6sided in your city, has it
not?
Mrs. l.. from Chicago)-Yes, indeed Now
that we have got o u to his curves it is S arc ly
IN the soup.-LBe.
AGENT desire, miss 10 leave this circular
with you. 1t refers to a typewriting school
which has just been started. and in which the
arr is taught at the low price Of
Pretty girl am not interested in typewrit-
ing. sir. / have resolved never to marry
PHILADELPHIA Record.
"SPEAKIN' OF TWINS said the old man
Chunp ins, there was two boys raised in our
nei h6orhoo that loo 'el Just alike ill their
dytn' days Lem, didn't have any teeth and
his brother Dave, did, but they looked pree-
CiselY alike all the SAM. The only way you
could tell EN- apart was to put your finger in
LENS mouth, and if he bit yer, twas Dave
LeTlston Journal
so YOU have seen Clarences poems' What
do yoI thing of them
We'll. | noticed one or two instances Of poor
grammar and false meter"
oh, he excuses that by saying it is poetic
license"
''Al have to say, then, is that a poet who
does such poor work on mt TO have his license
revoked Boston Hera d.
Mrs BRIDeE continuing conversaUion)-And
do you know I've had the hardest time to find
tde frilliug poke to you about? Tae SD p nan
took dow fifty or sixty boxes, welt TO Inc
wholesale department for ssmples. sent mes
senger round t. other $ ops, i'd finally, alter
he had called in one of the proprietors we found
Just the Lhiug.
Mrs Morris lin an agony Of interestHHow
much Of it did you get?
Mrs. Bridge-Oh I was only pricing to-day l
said Ia cal again tomorrow. Philadelphia
CoU.
A CORRESPONDENT sends us the following
which ne says is vouched for by sch )omaster:
At a village school, not many miles from Can
terbury, a precccious bDy bein asked to parse
the sentence, Mary, milk the; COW, " went on
accurately till came to the last word, when
h said. Cow is a prononn. fe minnie ge uder
third person singular, and stands for Mary"
stands Tor Mary?' asked the master in asto-
mis- me IT,
Yes, sir" responded the urchn with GIN.
for II e COW didn't stan for airy, how could
Mary milk the cow1'-L tld)n Standard