New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-20
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

curate recently 10 his rector hope you are Deter
" Thank you,' was the reply, IL am quite wen; Dut
do not expect my curate to address me uhth n'''
speak 10 him. But the curates are not always "i'n
out fault. either. number Of curates were recently
met together and gob TO discussing popuisr PREACHER
How should like TO be one of his cufates'' re
marked one of the clergymen, and preach him down.
Tenure of Office Uncertain.-The Ehest-How sorry
| am that you were not here last Christmas 10 see
our beautiful presents.
The New Governess-Never mind. dear can see
your presents next Christmas.
The Ehcst-Oh no; we never Keep governess as
long that Boston Budget.
"The Boston Courier calls attention to the fact that
the more brutal football becomes, the more popular
1t IS
Tonsoral Item.-Judge (who is bald-headedl-If hall
what the witnesses testify against you is uue' your
conscience must be as black as your hair !. ~.
Prsoner-If mans conscience Is reguia@a oy mo
hair then your Honor hasn't got any conscience AZ all
Texas Slftings
AT the Dial Verne Theatre, in Milan, play Is soon
10 be brought out entitled The Retreat from MOS
cow In which the leading character will be Napoleon
Water IN the Snake River has been 80 low ' ms
season that settlers have bitterly complained OF tne
dust raised by the salmon going up stream. Tne e
threaten to ask for an APPROPRIATION 20
California
We have had some queer sacred entertainments
IN this city but nothing to compare with one given
I'm a Colorado town on a recent Sunday evening" ana
which was advertised as - Grand sacred Dog fisnt'
CoURTsHIP AND MARRIAGE.
November chill Is
And lovely Phls
No longer stroIs through the maple grove
AZ with Cory
To hear loves story
She hears now by the parl0r Stove'
The parlor bright is.
And long the night Is, . ,.o
But there's little said though there's no one n'en
But there's much hand pressing
And waist caressing
As the golden moments are hurryfng BY
The time most sweet is,
Their Joy complete Is,
Till a violent stamping IS heard O'ernesh'
And voice down calling,
Their hearts appalling $50
Say tell your beau to go home to oeo
Thus checked their bliss IS,
but good night kiss is
| With haste exchanged ere the youth doth go
Then hOmewad HES ne
And upstairs flies she.
| With cheeks afame and her heart aglow.
Though courtship sweet is.
Much more complete IS
| The 10y Of the matrimonial life;
No parent surely
Inc nuSO'"' p''' -(8oston Courier.
| Miss Tart, Of st. Paul. is suing young man for
bresch Of promise After the wedding day was set, he
wrote her letter backing out of the engagement, and
| ending with the words: Goodby, sweet Tart, good
! by.n This naturally mahe her SOUR Aai'
She Knew understand said handsome young
only girls and that you in need Of forewoman
| aYes,a replied the printer. Can you make up
Just look at me and see,' she answered turning
| She was engaged.-(Boston Courier.
OF course IT is very appropriate to name an avenue
in Chicago after the late Mr.. Crerar; but mink Oh
the time the streetc ar conductors viii have IN Try
| ing 10 saw Crerar Avenue" also the cluoman VINO
| has been dining not wisely but too well.
1--oart Rusiness-Laura-Aunt would I be tusti-
fed in writing 10 young man who has never "r''e"
| to mel ,,v a.a-
nanracWen' this Is important business. want
| TO marry him.-(Terc Haute Exprcss
A student of Ann Arbor is in disgrace: The pro
fessor asked him what is the subject OF the f1ed
Piper Of Hamclinq' and he replied, " Rats
The man who hath soal that may % acs sss t ss
exhibition of competitive designs for statues now open
at Fanenl Hall The scuptors have, for the most s.;
part taneies in way wonderful TO behold Just
SSitbIn the door for Instance finds Grant smnne
down mod SpSn KrS% Mercury with
mn sket; Apollo astride of cannon the muses. , en,
eirclns Minerva GN be w lap Ye gods and
little fishes to this has the modern AVhens oo"i' "
| the way of art -(Boston Courier.
| The conductor of train that runs between rnlia
delphia and Norrstown was recently conVer'ea anu
now holds daily prayer meetings in the baggage car
which are attended by the trainmen Very oeautifui'
~ course but suppose accident should take place.
wing ~ the failure of some OF the traInmen to attend
| 10 their business!
| cnmsrcial Item-Lady (leaving stOre).-YOu bet
am up to the tricks of these merchants made MIN
conc Ito hmseIH-I am UP to the tricks of these
| lady customers put the price up Sf-VleA@' Oh"
| ings.