The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-20
BRIGHT BITS.

AN ARTICLE in an exchange is called ''The
Last LAST words of Great Men" but an impression
h ils long prevailed that women always had the
iastW words -NorriSto,cn II raid.
WIVES should never conceal anything from
tneH huSoands says writer. IL this advice
was carried out it would create revolution in
FEMININE poekesss-Burltl0ton Free Press
,QUITE DIFFERENcE-Paren What is the
ooiIsrence between the regular and irregular
Tommy-You get twice as many lickings
learning the irregular ones.-Te as S filings
ONE advantage Of a small cottage" saws
writer on building sis that il is easily heated. -
MS IS very true; small cottage in the mid
ule OF july is warm enough for anybody who is
not Whohy unreasonable-C .riStiGR at Work.
WHEN girl holds her breath moment and
tnen says sweetly, 80, no, smoking is not at all
disagreeable to me. Mr. Price. 81 Won NAV be
sure Mr.. Price is not at all disa yreeable to her
whether smoking is ornot.-LouiSUt.teJ our1ldi.
SAY. want to be arrested and sent to jail, Z"
said ida red,nosed gentleman to a fly cop.
Mnat fery Be We crazyY'
Nav, but der temperance galoot saws whis-
KY fills our iails. Reckon I'd get some If I'd be
IN one.--Nelo Orleans PicdyHne
FLYING AssETs-Mr. De Groot-Everything
I've got in the world is yours, Alice. if you'll
only say the word!
;. Little Tommy from outside)-There's one
thlng you won't get unless your young man
hurries. HIS boss just run away !-Puck.
Mr.. JONATHAN TRUMp-You are charming
to light -e
Miss Penelope Peachblow-Indeed? What
NEE things You men sayl MIR. Brown just told
me the same thing.
Mr.. Jonathan Trump anxious to depreciate
ms rivaI-Of course you don't believe he
meant it Time.
A LITERAL INTERPRETATIoN.-Mi Green Ciust
retuFned-fFom western. tour)-Oh, Mr. Noddy.
we ned most delghtful trip The Yellowstone
n nd fhar -. T
there was simply grand
MI. Noddy-Yaas? But-aw-excuse me
put WASH aware that the sun ever rose in the
west.-Horper's BdzGr.
ONE MORE CHANCE.-Billy Dobson, proprietor
VI sn9 Diue front saloon and gambling house,
was 1ne nrst subscriber to the Kicker He en-
courdged us and occasionally lent us money. and
our gratitude has prev nted us from drawing
puollc attention to this den of iniquity We can't
promise TO hold of much longer. We shall give
MN one more chance to reform the Mace and
II ne doeSn t improve it, we shall give him three
or -FOUR columns per week of the hottest kind of
language Gratitude is all right up to a car
talr 9'ait: Beyond that an editor owes a duty
L. Gne publio.-ArizoRa Kicker in Detroit Free
Press,
MY DARLlNG," said the young man in a
heart broken voice, II fear that these kisses
sweet as they have been, must be our last. To
haps But you may rest assured that will CON
slider al that has passed between us as sacred,
and-I-n
Mr. Blink, said the young lady, 81 have in
my escritoire three medals which won at DIFF
ferent times in pistol shooting contests Would
you like to look at them?"
"O-ah-er-my angel, we will be married
next week, if you are willing. "-Terre Haute
Erpress.
AN UNFORTUNATE PARENT. 81 will ask YOU to
state, said the lawyer, whether you have any
other children than this young man now on
trial for stealingf"
Your honor exclaimed the witness, appeal
ing to the judge, do l have to answer that
question:
''rsee no reason why You should not" an.
swered the judge. s'You may answer it. i"
. Il have one. other child, but / rad hoped il
would not be necessary to speak of her She
turned out badly" faltered the witness She
married an English nobleman. "-ChicaQo
Tribune.