The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-11-15
TINES EFFACING FINGER.
HOW A CHICAGO ARTIsF REMOVES
n R4VAGES.
Bohemian Women workers-Gypsy Ma
trimonials-The Women Not TO Blame

Bohemian Women WOrkers-Gypsy Ma
trimonials-The Women Not TO Blame
Should Girls Eat in Public?
A Chicago professor who is a repairer
of the ravages of time tells a Herald re-
porter of that city
"What | especially pride myself on is
removing wrinkles. There is a species of
them known in good society as express
sion wrinkles that are very common
with ladies at a certain age-say from
thirty to forty-and which but few know
how to disguise. They are the sort about
the corner of the mouth and up round
the eyes, little wrinkles which will show,
especially when their owners smile too
broadly or laugh. We men don't pay so
much attention to these arcana of female
charms, but the women themselves do,
you bet. They spy a wrinkle on the face
of another dear lady friend in an instant,
and they assiduously spread the glad It'd
you notice Mrs. APP they'll say. Just
observe her brow when she's smiling.
Why, / hadn't any idea she was that old.'
Well, Pm che boy to mitigate this afllic-
ton. How do | do it? oh, well. some
times, when the evil is not yet too far adj
fQlCG0, Wy IuC llDCItL uSt VI GudLlGllllg,
and by a carefully prepared set of instruc-
tions as how to smile and how not. When
the case is a more desperate one, that is,
when the wrinkle can't be covered up, q
little surgical operation is required"
rs it painful?"
Rather so, yes,' observed the pro-
fessor TRANQUILITY. "But, my dear sir,
there is no pain too.severe for a woman
who wishes to shine in society and to
hold her train of admirers. They're all
heroines in such a cause.
Does your remedy permanently re-
move wrinklesP'
well, hardly" replied the philosopher
thoughtfully, temporarily. Still it re-
moves them for the time being, and that
is what most of my lady patients merely
desire. But, really, there are so many
points about all this that | haven't
touched on yet that it is no use to enter
into an elaborate exposition of my work.
Among other things, slight in them
selves, but great in results, are the hints
about dress / give the ladies. Laces.
when skllIfully and artisticalIy draped
about a woman, are the greatest aids to
Disgusting approaching age, When prop
erly used they will make an old woman
of eighty look Young and pretty again,
provided she have still u regular profile
and the light be not too glaring.v
do you have ne male customers? Are
there no ancient C~hicagoans who wish to
be made up into young Lovelaces again?'
swell, now" rejoined the Professor,
sit wouldn't do for me to say much about
that. Ladies are not half so sensitive to
have it known that they paint and rouge
and are occasionally fixed up as elderly
gentlemen are"
just then the electric bell rang. A card
was handed the professor. flake the
gentleman into the blue parlor,n he d.
rected the servant; "IIl be with him in a
moment" But while still giving this
direction a head was poked in at the door.
The head was silyer-gray and BELONGED to
q man attired in somewhat foppish taste,
complexion that bespoke health and Haut
Sauterne. The head, o seeing the re-
porter, instantly vanished, and a voice
said:-"Ah, you have somebody with you
excuse me- and a moment after the
hall door was heard to slam.