Bismarck weekly tribune., 1889-06-21
DIFFERENT KINDS OF SLEEP.
An Sorts Described BY Humorist Who
Has Tried Them All.

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Has Tried Them All.
The siesta Is the sort Of sleep after dinner,
and fifteen minutes worth Of it is one Of the
best daily investments of time busy man or
woman can make. When you haven't time
to take siesta it is about time you went of
and died somewhere Slumber is the light
sleep, varied by startling facial contortions
and sudden spasmodic motions Of the limbs,
accompanied by compulsory silence all over
the house, which is the rest Of infants. In
somnia is sleeping wide awake in state of
irritable imbecility. It's the common lot of
actresses and literary people who are in need
Of rest or advertising.
A map" is the passing rest of school
teacher who is just far enough ''gone" to ap-
pear deceitful, and wide enough awake to
catch the smart boy who thinks that all
things are what they seem. A ''doze" is the
hideous sleep of man who goes to sleep with
his eyes wide open while you are talking to
him, fixing upon you CLASSY stare that cur
dies your blood and makes you forget what
you were trying to say. Then he wakes up
and says, idiotically: eyes, yes; just So;
served him quite right; and thens'
To s'just drop off for a second" is the term
applied Ly the offender to the act Of going
sound asleep in church with ones head hang
ing over the back of the pew, the mouth wide
open and the operator snoring like a house
afire until the deacon hits him on the head
with q collection basket, or the choir rises to
sing the last hymn. ''Nodding' in church is
sleeping clear through the entire sermon, but
without snoring, and with head bowed on the
back of the pewin front, as though in prayer.
Nobody in the whole church, by the way,
thinks it remotely resembles the attitude Of
prayer except the person who is 'nodding."
To jam yourself up against your fathers
back, kick him black and blue from withers
to hock crowd him out of bed twice or thrice
during the night, and to lie habitually across
the middle of the bed, is the ''sound sleep' Of
boyhood. To make terrific noises with the
nose all night long while lying like log in
one position is the "sweet sleep'' Of the labor
ing man, who never gives his nose holiday
To punctuate ones slumber by sudden blood
curdling yells in the middle of the night is
called sleeping by people who quaff flagon
of the New England national drink called pie
for nightcap just before going to sleep. To
lose sound of the voice of the person address
ing you, to have the room pass in a misty
blur before your eyes, and to sink into utter
oblivion for about ten minutes, is called
"yawning" by very polite people.
To fall off the chair and rouse yourself by
knocking your head against q corner of and
irons is what some people call just s'closing
the eyes" ''To feel little drowsy' is the
term applied to his condition by the man
who sleeps seven stations past the place
where he wants to get off If he doesn't
wake till some time the next day he admits
that he was sleepy" To fold the hands
upon the breast, nestle the head i'll the folds of
a snowy pillow, straighten the shapely limbs
% and a1rang9 range the figure M gracefully with
of pleasant dreams and entrancing visions,
with an accompaniment of soft, regular
breathing, scarce audible to people on the
do.-Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle.