The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-03-22
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RIVER SIDE, March 18th.-will you please
Mr.. Editor, to allow me space to pay my
respect 10 Mrs. NJ. A. E., who has mo 30
completely hemmed in under the 'Pymy
leaves of a Georgia Collari." Just now
Mrs. NJ. A. E. manages to get this scribe
connected with this mammoth Georgia Coll
lard, We are certainly at loss to KNOW.
Tho idea of any one boasting on y pound
collard five had o garden filled with
30 or 50lb cabbsges, wo would, possibly
make mention Of the fact. You have sho'
off at the wro5g fellow this time, Ms. Is.
Mrs. Joe is particularly fond Of cabbage
and says she only wishes we had some 10
eat md not to boast Of.
We thought our friend and neighbor
would have furnished answers to moro OF
Vox's problems, but suppose he has prob
lem, of different character to work out now.
And then, too, he il one Of those bashfui
kind, who dout like to have his nams In
print This gent is eat out for cunning
and cannot be beaten, by any ordinary
"clod hopper" When others were buying
mules last year at high prices our friena
hi, upon a solution of the problem by pur-
chasing q cow, as he calls him, to work
firm. The cow performed mighty well, too,
on an average. He would pull the pioW'
tho sled, or q wagon, and all tho load 20"
nigh, nut behind him. He was awful slew
but mighty sure Old uncle Ward woules
plow him generally, but when he beoamSI
=, bo;s.sIa~,,;s master would assume cs9t1
IL ;. bound ssoIe"o.. >-~S>ss -------------r"-< w.
ne, -nen the soorching rays OF the sum
If 'u>>R was coming down At the rate Of
/. mer sUSstsds. my friends eow conolu-
d 1902 in tho shs1e99 rDl>sl,1a shsdy
II ded 10 be his own boss, aud hGGt 3 90
1t spet, where he could, with comfort aud de-
e liberation, fan tho flies with his magnido cent
n 'witeher, and cool hi, parched tongue with
N tho clear water that sparkled beneath his
d forksd feet So, after picking his chance
and on finding himself loossd from the
v plow, he made a break, and through the
1t cotton and down the hill he won't, with Mr.
l. H., in hot pursuit. The bloeded anima
e. had not gone great way when Mr.. H
st grabs him by the tail Now they have it,
10 for three hundred yards and more, over
:. bitches, cotton rows, logs and the like The
cow finding no way by which to lsose him
es self from his determined boss, hit upon q
Is bright idea, and made for big gully. Mr..
IL. seeing what was coming and whore he
was going to, tightened his grip, and being
firm believer in "tsil holt" went flying
20 over the gully with his "bandanna'' 10 tho
Is breeze aud his legs at an angle Of about 45o.
'e 1t is needless to say that, Mr. H. came out
> conqueror in the end.
K Our old friend, Mr.. w. J. Moorhead, for
10 merly Of Mt. Tabor, now of Hickory Grove,
~ pal us flying visit on last Sunday. Mr.
10 Moorhead made no halt at our home, but
seems to have had business just little far.
ther on. May bright "jewels' sparkle on
his pathway. 10 o'clock, p. IN. good night
JOE.
% 1t Was our pleasure to attend Mr.. Leitch'
% meeting at the Methodist church on Sunda,
y evening last. We got in late and found
q crowded church, in the psws, the aisles
and everywhere, while quite number were
o on the outside. We pushed in, however,
""1 managed to get very eemfsrtabis seat
near the chancel
The sermon was delivered with character
Isle force and to the point, and We felt "it
was good 10 be there" We enjoyed the
:. preaching much; the songs too; but wha
did us moro good than ny,hiug else was to
. see the noble, big-heartod young men and
Ladies of Union coming out on the Lord's 8
ride We are told that at that time somo
ol had decided tojoin the church May the
numbers be greatly increased. The Lord Of
host' Is giving ear to the prayer, Of the
righteous and Union is witnessing . revi-
val OF religion not heard Of before