The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1889-07-17

of New York. Thev viii be driven bv the
we'll known bareback savant Sylvester Van
Amburger. Jr., OF Little Fifth avenue. He
will drive the mare and trust TO the colts
better natu q TO follow.
Il il asking too much for me to request
the public To wait for our show? Will the
press aid me in calling the attention OF our
best people to this wonderful aggregation
Of artistic merit. combined with rich. navy
blue blood which courses through the veins
OF every performer and every employee?
Even our stake drivers and canvasmen are
thorough y refined. and come from good
old. decrepit tamil es.
We will also have a lion tanner whose
stage name will be Dennis. He will quell
the naughty spirit OF the lion and iione~s
ly his wonderful will power and matchess
clothes. We also have Il bright young un-
drI study who will succeed To the place in
case Iltnnis should fall up IN his lines while
inserting his head in the lions mouth.
We have not done all Of cur printing yet.
but IL will bee hi hly ornameutcd and vet in
per ect taste. Nj. NcAister' and / will
unite our eflolts 10 refine and elevate the
cl Gus, as / Say, and nuke IL take high rank
with the best people. To this we are strain
ing every nerve and soaring no expense.
We Will ransack the gilded alaces Of New
York for cOntoitionists. We will search the
homes % wealt, and luxury for bareback
riders. We will enter the abO te OF magniil-
cence in search Of CANDY butchers and can
vasmen. We will climb the talest family
tree ON Manhattan Island in search OF curl
osities for our menaEerie.
Let me saw again that the press will DO
looked out Tor. Come both afternoon and
evening. Come early and stay till alter the
minstrel performance. Visit the side
show, rs you Will have ample time be ore
the large show commences. Test your
lungs by means OF the lung-te5ter ONE
aud listen TO the zephyrs soughing through
the whiskers OF the bearded lady. Come.
gentlemen OF the press. and give yourselves
up TO the keenest enjoyment.
We hope 10 do some OF the seaside re-
sorts with our circus. and will show. also.
in the Adrondacks several times. II we
meet with no mshaps.
The animals viii be fell morning and
evening. The snakes only on Tuesdays and
Fridays.
attractive. Signor Widepantz Will wear
pink steamer Trunks and pale blue hose.
iiesh- colorcd shirts and spitz whskers.
Birdie Iudd'nbag viii wear in the ring "a
pair OF heavy set cheek red trousers. with
French yoke and sleeves. He will sing "a
song in "a hoarse voice.
The dashlng equestrenne. Mdlle. De
Plume, Will wear shrimp-pink satin short
skirt. mousquet ire tights and lavender
bodice. cus decollete nlled in with real
point lace-Hunte 5 Point lace.
The lion tanner will wear Il naughty mien.
a Russian iron blazer and tin Overals. He
Will submit his head TO a cod liver oil sham
poo and Lin urger cheese massage treat-
ment before Inserting il in the lions 10y
Gus smile This is said to 60 further toward
quelling n lion who has been out late the
night before than any other moral suasion
known 10 zoology.
We have a man abroad at present looking
for a compile oulfit OF aggressive lions and
soft voiced parakeets. New fangs have
been put into the lions on hand. and our old
tigers have been reiitted and refurnished
throughout This show will be full Of nov
elites and it will contain the cream Of New
York society. Nomatter what the quality
Of our audiences, IL cannot show up with
thut OF our performances. Grace. beauty.
blood. breeding and fine stud of grass
fed horses will characterize the ring, pure.
rich. unctuous humor will mark the efforts
Of the clown. and OVERLOOKING urbanty.
from first to last. will charactize our treat
ment OF the press.
We have recently upholstered our rich
press seats. AMI n pillow slip filed with hay
will give feein of deli ious comfo.t TO
the worn and weary opinion molder.
BILL NYE, Press Agent.
p. S.-Inquire for me at the door. or at
the tail gate OF the ticket wagon. / will
not be there. however. | will be in the
next town. where the press agent always is
when you want 10 GET in. Ii. n.