New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-09
THE TALK or THE DAP.

Turn About Fair Play.-A-so he kicked you. did
B.-Yos, he did that very thing.
And you didn't kick him back
"No, indeed. If laI then 1t would have been
his turn again "-CfcXas siftinGs.
A young and vcaly clergyman Of Delcano. N j..
in a sermon recently denounced the hotel. the boat
houses and tie choral society Of that town three
he'll holes
Two Views Of the Same Case.-Passenger-Captain
YOU haven't quite as big crowd aboard today As
usual have yoni Captaln-Ne have 900 paSseh-
gers, sir. Another passenger a fcw minutes laerl-
captain. II seems 10 you haven't enough boats on
this steamer. Captain with cold dignity)-I have
boats enough for 200 pqs"cnS SIR Whch Is All lily
lccnsc calls for-lCh!cas0 Tribune.
This IS trying weather for the people who keep their
doors and windows dramatically closed IN order to
give the impression that they are out of town.
THE GILMAN
The world Is always full of pest-
lential bores,
We meet them everywhere. at home
And out of doors;
TO ali his friends;
The chap who always boiTOws, and
Who never lends.
The wife who SHORES, and yet declares
She never did;
The busy woman who can't keep
A secret hid;
The chap Who always comes in on
Your busiest day.
And talks YOU blind, although you wish
The man who asks you how you feel,
And doesn't wait
listen
You then relate;
The girl who firts with you and then
All these arc BAD enough, but he
Who takes the cake.
Who drives you almost crazy. and
VINO makes you blue,
Is no who asks YOU: Is It hot
Enough for you l'-(Boston Courier.
Tho Kingston Freeman says that plous. well
meaning man Of Kingston recently prayed In sunday
school for the superintendent as follows o Lord.
ordn nj Nyh a
tedious Christian life"
An Interesting y.-wason-What was the larg
est trout YOU ever caught, Fly so, ,,..-,
TLc wh d9y OF the week IS t9s; NV WaSs ord
ni n Oh noting onlv guess you'd better wait till
Wr1noalav l always like 10 get as far as possible
from sunday when l TIL about mat trouU-'oo'i''-
vile Journal
some one saws that Mr. Cleveland isn't an orthodox
P.c,byterlan snoc last November as he doe'u De-
lieve In tho doctrine Of election
Likely 70 Remain at Homc-Ea, where viii you pass
tbe summer? Ale you going into the country
tli, abont his Going into Insolvency, and If he says
So / suppose shah have to go ue.c-lho9'o"
Herald.
Saws aTbe Snmmcrvnle Flal Tmes'; ave have
man in our county who is about thirty five years Old
who was never moro than forty miles away from
home never rodo on a train or steamOoa'' HoN'.
wrote or received letter. never subscribed for news
uaprt. and never voted the Democratic uoket'
A Change of Base" Rats - called a boy to a crowd
of the city Hall STOPS the other aay
" IT,ry. YOU exclaimed an old man as ne rose up
which sort-nuskrats or the common mouse MIN
. Oh cbestnuts!" replied the boy as he passed on.
"That's mighty funny said the man as ne say
down again Something must have strhCA tlat poy
ain of a sudden To cause him 10 chahge MS oplhlOh
so quick Free Press
II Is said that Culman County. Ala. IS the only
,ol arabic and fertile tract Of land in the Southern
states In Witch there virtually no negroes. In a
census population of moro than $1,000, including an
area Of over 800 square miles, there are only fourteen
negroes
A SUCCESSFUL Get-up.-Amateur Dude-There, my
hoy don't look Ike a sportsman now
SINCERE Frend-Ycs Chully. IL can't be denied you
do Nv, no doubt you viii furnish the people with
a good deal Of sport wherever you wear that SUIT
Bonneville Journal.