Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-04-25

Galveston Nel0S. ~
A man may be able to mai.
happy by simply staying awayt
Detroit Free Press. Do@
When young man is over b..,
ears in love with a pretty girl b%
asks, Is marriage failures
Courier.
Mr.. Query-"Say, doctag
the matter with old Otard?' H.
ture-"Aggravated case of stor
sake. "-P4cb. ~'
1t makes a difference abopt
value whether you take him At h.
estimation or that of his wife,-S.
nile Journal.
"Maude" wants to know "if th.
tlemen who attend prize FIGHTS %,
in full dressP' Only the tighters
-Ierre Hause Express.
Ed (to Ada in her ball eo.,r.
what a lovely girl you arem
Simply: You ought to see ma u
I'm dressedm-Epoch.
1t is best to pardon the man
talks constantly of himself Hov'.
to be sociable and knows notbings~
-Ne10 Orleans PicayuHe.
A man may think differently r.,
you and not be your enemy; ma v
may express his opinion witbom
ing libelous. -NeU Orleans Hcurr.
Wife-Mrs. Smith told me-,bi,,
the audacity of the woman-tE,t
loved you! Husband-She mr..
crazy. Wife--Well, | should tbr, y
To-day.
Mr.. Findout-Sad about Mrs
died this morning while tryino nj, A.,
new dress. Mrs. Findout-No h,
don't say so; what was it trimmed vBi
Munsey's Weekly.
Good minister-''Yes, children r
all have besetting sins. So bay, /
Ike the rest. Nov. what do Won m
pose is my besetting sinw Bd,i
boy-"Talkin'. ~ hjiadelplq R.5
Why is the ready-made ''comforss
found in the general housefu1n.b-
store like a poor baseball pIavr
Because its batting average is low
you don't see it, rip open the eomiorg
-L0WeU Courier.
City business man-"At last | O.
rich enough 10 retire from business
Friend-"What are you going to ioi
Il am going to buy the old farm Tia
! ran away from and live on it,
Philadelphia Record.
England has applied electricity,
motive power to buses, SAYS an a
change. As far back as we can IA
member electricity has been the phi.
cipal motive factor of the buss. -Br
itHgtoH Free Press.
Dedbroke-I say, old chap, loan d
a flyer; everything I've got is in sod
| Swellbloke-Cawn't do it, my De.
boy. pawn honah. Dedbroke-No q
tried it. Couldn't get nickel on IT,
Je,0eler'S Weekly.
That's beautiful country place
| Newrich's, " said the bookkeepsr IL
YOU know what he calls it?' "Kee
| offlhegrass,' replied the Office %
land he's so proud of it he's 60.
stuck up all over the lawn, "-Bma
1t is said chat a busy doctor 20.
away sent in a certificate OF death
the Health Officer and inadyenu
/ placed his name in the spaced for "a,
of death. This is what might
called accidental eXactness.-Scm.
! IjWth
4 busy young man, the week
whose wedding had been decideduN
wrote to his tiancee on a pos,a, go
"What day? Tues. Pr The aa,f
came back promptly, also on % po,
card: NO. Wed. Barligytga q
Press.
Miss Jones-"How good of you'd
tor 10 come to talk with me-. Doa
20. not at all. | have listened
SO much clever talk this evening
it will be quite il relief and rest
| listen toVou, Miss Jones, / assure W
II Uper'S H4.ur.
Ministerial friend Con & yi,il-
wonder whatmakes your mamma
happy today She is singing mou
all over the house, Little Nell
| deSs she's thought of somiin to So
papa about when he comes home
! Ftj'adcipaia Record
Brown-"And so Clymer is in ID
mt hsG DO you know whether D.
hard hit or not, Smith?' Sm'U
Hard hit, Brown? Wei, ! s0o
say he was. Why, she's an orPi
and has $3,000,00O in hero right
4 Pdt uielphi Record.
Mrs Winks-"I see Robert 10
. Stevenson, when not writing, p.ll..ss
hageolet. Mr. Winks-"I Indeed. /.
4 his great novel is to q certain y
1 biographical He is Dr.. Jekyll ="
writing and Mr.. Hyde when no. vi
I ing -Ihi4delDhlR Record.
In indianapolis: She-HeaT
you know what this day is? hs--
She-ltis the anniversary Of my y
riage. Kiss me. He But my q.
we have only beenmarried i've h'l''
/ Sne-l mean the anniversary Q!
first, don't you know. leu
4 dug.
"What the deuce does Mrs
. wear SO many puifs and tHing, y
asked a lady at the Won SchIael.'
! last week. "Why," was the W
'',he has INDUCED SO much ID I''l
able dissipation that She has l1t ".
INN trimmings, San Fraacss' =
. Letter.