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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1889-01-09
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On motion of Mr.. Bovine, it was order
ed that the Tax Receiver be relieved of
$28 SO, errors in tax assessments.
Mayor Coryell stated that street lamps
were badly needed on Union street-one
about midway between York and Dele
van streets, one midway between Coryell
and York streets, and one near Nc
Cready's mills.
On motion of Mr.. Niece, it was ordered
that the lamps be placed as requested.
On motion of Mr.. Kilroy, an order was
authorized drawn on the Treasurer for
800 in favor of G. P. Wilson, poor &C.
count for the month of December.
Bill of A. II. Heath, coal for Fire De-
partment-amount, sci 50-was present
ed, and, on motion of Mr.. Conover, was
laid on the table.
George Banehoff presented his bonds
for the faithful performance of his duty
in removing garbage, which were ac-
cepted.
Bill of J. s. Everitt, cartng ashes on
city lot-amount, $5-was ordered paid.
The street pay roll for the month of
December, amounting to $15.14, was or
dered paid. A second pay roll was pre-
sented, but was not signed by but one
membe of the Street Committee, when,
on motion of Mr.. Bovine, it was referred
back to the Committee.
The Committee on Small Shows and
Exhibitions reported the sum of $40 col
lected during the month of December.
On motion of Mr.. Bovine, orders were
authorized drawn in favor of the Police
men for salary month of December.
Mr.. Kilroy stated that John Cooney
had refused to qualify as member of
Common Council, and moved to proceed
to the nom ination and election of mem
Der to serve the unexpired term made va
cant by the resignation of Mr.. Carmody.
So ordered.
Mr.. Kilroy nominated Thos. S. Callan,
and that gentleman was elected by a
unanimous vote.
Bill of Anderson Swallow, carpenter
work-amount, $4.54-was ordered paid.
On motion of Mr.. Bovine, it was agreed
that the sum of $50 be transferred from
the Police Fund to the Salaries and Fees
Fund.
On motion of Mr.. Bovine, an order was
authorized drawn on the Treasurer for
$37 so in favor of the City Clerk, one
quarters salary to January list. Also,
an order for $3.50 in favor of Amwell
Lodge, for rent of Council room for three
months to January LIST.
Mr.. Conover called the attention of
Council to the bad condition of Franklin
street, between Bridge and Church SITS.
On motion of Mr.. Niece, adjourned.
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Beware of the grocer who don't keep
Tulip Soap. His object is to sell you an
inferior Soap, instead Of Tulip Soap, at a
larger profit to himself.
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Leading brands Of cent Segars at
1.-THE Pearl -" Three Maids" "The
squaw" and "Tvanhoe. Apes.
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LambertyilIe Public Schools.
Report of Lambertville Public Schools
for the fourth month, ending Jan. 4th,
1889:
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"A lady says: "Tulip Soap makes
good, strong suds. used it with SON.
plete success upon two book agents."
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u. S.-We find
we have more Mems
Canton Flannel Shirts
and Drawers than we
want at this time of
year-the price goes
down from SOC. to
soc. Shirts and Draw
ers the same price,
scarcely the cost of
material.
We also have about
g Dozen small size
(53 and g. Black Kid
Gloves, representing
an average cost of 75c.
a pair, to close them
out SOC. a pair.
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Quality quality ! /! quality ~ This
is what you get when you buy Tulip
Soap.
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=" The Pearl Mince-Meat, our own
make, for sale at the Restaurant, or at
the house, on Ferry street. nov.7
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We advise our readers to buy ten
bars of Tulip Soap at time, and get a
beautiful set of picture cards for the ten
wrappers.
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PUBLIC SALE IN PARTITION.
Nov. 2s. lsss.-3m

In CHAEcERY OF NEW JERSEY.
Between Charles A. skillman, Administrator. cum,
iestgmento a,'nero Of Charlotte Burroughs and
Lydia H. Burroughs, complainant and Mercy
Ann Merrick. e. as, defendants.
BY virtue OF an order of the Court of Chancery
OF New Jersey, in the above stated cause entered
November ~, 1883, the undersigned, one of the
VENDUE, on THURSDAY, THE TENTH DAY
OF JANUARY NEXT, on the premises, number
10 North Main street. In the City of Lambertville
land, viz:
No. l.. Beginning at the northwest corner of
mousse OF William McCready 1t formerly was,
(now occupied by Joseph SproaD, thence along the
north side OF said house and lot and at right angles
to said street, one hundred and five feet to a cor
ner; thence t2) at right angles to said last men,
toned line and parallel to said street, twenty-one
feet; thence (3l parallel to the first mentioned
line. one hundred and five feet to the east side OF
Main street; thence az along the east side of said
containing eight perches of land more or less.
IL being the same lot that was conveyed to Es-
Their p. Burroughs and Lydia b. Burroughs. by
John Coryell. by deed recorded In the office Of
Clerk Of Hunterdon county. in Vol Sc of Deeds,
page aS2
aforesaid described lot, in the east line of Main
street; thence along Main street, north ten de-
grees, we,t twenty one feet and five inches to the
corner ofMrs. Lees land, as it formerly was (now
Theodore Fleldsl thence by the same north eirh-
ty degrees, east one hundred and Eve feet; thence
south ten degrees, east twenty-one feet and ave
i.iehoo w WIN ~ ioo NuHocr i, tnencC along
the same, south eighty degrees, west one hundred
and five feet to the east side of Main street. afore-
said, the place Of beginning containing eight
perches Of land, more or less
II being the same lot of land that was conveyed
to Esther p. Burroughs, Lydia p Burroughs Char
lotte Burroughs and Elizabeth It. Burroughs, by
John Coryel, by deed, duly executed and recorded
in the Office Of the Clerk OF Hunterdon county in
Vol o. of Deeds, Fol- 4SO. -
The sale win commence at two o'clock, P. NJ. of
SAD day. when attendance win be given and con-
diti0ns made known by
December 6, 1888.
L. H. SERGEANT, Special Master.
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Majority for no. license 676.
You can now get DR.. Readings
Tooth Powder at his Office, from his
original formula. sept.5
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Common Council.

Common Council.
The regular monthly meeting of the
Common Council of this city was held
last Monday evening. Present Messrs.
Bovine, Consver, Holcomb, Kilroy, Lari.
son (President)), Niece. Absent-Messrs.
Kearns and Sproat.
The minutes of the last regular meet.
ing and special meeting were approved
as recorded, without reading.
Mr.. Niece offered resolution that the
Finance Committee be instructed to ad-
just the account between J. S. Everitt
and the city. Adopted.
The Treasurer's report for the month
of December was presented, read, re-
ceived and ordered filed. The recapitu-
lation of the report shows the following:
Due Municipal Fund ......... So, 1914 So
Due Board of Health Fund.-. 213 70
Due Public School Fund 49,. "a rs
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--Stewing oysters, SO cents per hum
bred, at The PEARL" oct.4
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1IIV IUIIUWIuB FUpIIs HaNV HVIIN UtVH HbstnI
nor tardy during the month:
HIGH SCHOOL.
SENIOR CLAss-Eva Parker, Dora Smith, Bessie
Smith, Molie Moore, Maud Gallagher, Charles
Hodge, James Miller, Lewis Bodine.
:, MIDDLE CLAss-Mary Closson, Clara Hunt. Rita
Hunt.
JUNIOR oLAss-Bessie Moore, Mamie Reading,
Ada Skiman, Mallie Cronce, Susie Cronce Sallie
Cole, Carrie Meter, Blanche Niece, Mary Ramsey
Stella Savage, Harry II. Swallow, Louis Williams,
Willie Phillips, Roelof Schepler, willard Yan
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TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS
Three months so 70 One year 50 90
-Four months 90 Two years 90
Six months 1 80 Five years 10 90
Aninyestmenf of 80 90 To "a. 90 NAYS
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-05-16
Whale With Green Peas.

There are obvious difficulties in the
way of selling a whale over the counter
in a fishmonger's shop. Nevertheless
we may yet see bits of whales being thus
purchased and carried away. There
was a time in ''Merrie England" when
whale with green peas was considered a
delicacy. History, 1t is said, repeats
itself, and some of us who now strut the
stage of life may, ere we die, indulge in
the same feast.
In Barbados, when obtainable, the
flesh of the humpbacked whale (Megap-
terra Americana) is eaten by all classes,
being preferred to beef, which is there
tough. A South Sea harpooner Will tell
you that, excepting the delicacy Of a
draught of the yellow, creamy milk
taken from freshly speared she whale,
whale fins properly cooked are the great
est of conceivable dainties.
A single cetaeean, 1t is calculated, VIII
supply 500 pounds of extract, and q
pound of extract makes 100 pints of
nourishing soup. Thus it can easily be
seen that one whale is capable of satisfy
ing the hunger of $4,000 persons if they
were content to have a meal Of whale
soup alone. An average whale convert
ed into extract would suffice for the
daily dinner of a man all through his
life, even if he lived to the age Of
40 years. As he would not be likely to
accomplish that feat, there would be
plenty of whale over for breakfast and
supper, when-as he might be expected
to tire of soup-the cetacean might az.
pear ON his table in the form of outlets,
of mince, or even risolcs.-Aedioal
Classics.
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A Wonderful Quilt.

We recently had the pleasure of ex-
aiming a silk quilt which Miss Lou
Baker, who resides near Bakers Ferry,
is making and which she has about half
completed. This quilt viii contain
about 4, 1000 pieces, all the size of a silver
quarter, and Of the same shape. There
are thifty-two pieces in each square,
and each viii be different 1t requires
great care and patience to make this
quilt, for it is first necessary to tack
the pieces on paper, cut IN the exact
shape, and then pick out the stitches
and remove it. Miss Lou thinks she
will complete it in time to send to the
Atlanta exposition. This quilt would
take the prize at any fair, for we do not
suppose more difficult, tedious or
beautiful piece Of work was ever put
together. 1t is certainly a wonderful
curiosity in the way of artistic handi-
work, and must be seen to be appre-
ciated.-EItcTton (Ga.) Star.
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lLEHAT
Ais
your

.o,, feel dull. languid, low-spirited. life
=, " md indescribably miserable, both physi-
XII T, and mentally; experiences sense OF
Sl1ess or boating after eating or OF gone
leSH tongue coated, bitter or bad taste in
De, - irregular appetite, dizziness, frequent
nOsSaches. blurred eyesight, floating specks
s bes1 the eyes. nervous prostitution or ex-
pe,ston irritability of temper. hot fiushee,
Ml.ausnsting with chilly sensations. sharp,
s VIZ transient pains here and there, cold
w. eirowsiness after meals. wakefulness or
i lssst.s,rhed and unrefreshing sleep. constant,
;Gnsd.esseribabie feeling OF dread. or of impend-
i1g calamity :, .,,.,,s...,.,, ....s.
4 these symptoms, you are suffering from
q u :. most common of American maladies-
MI, piIons dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver. associated
MI dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more
ooOa Stt Inc number and diversity of symp-
ess No matter what stage it has reached,
e n ip,erce,s Golden Medical Discovery
VI snbdue IL, il taken according 10 direc-
s saa for a reasonable length of time. II not
cured complications multiply ana Consuinp-
ppSsnmafism, Kidney Disease, or other grave
nlaaIsdies are quite liable TO set in and, sooner
a ~ Iater induce fatal termination.
n. pierce,s Golden Medical Dis
eoyery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
ss,,ng6 that great blood purifying organ,
iasns,s fine system of all blood-taints and inn
oonrities. from whatever cause arising. II is
PPSually efIicacious in acting upon the Kid
vsrs and other excrctory organs, cleansing.
s9renrthening, and healing their diseases. As
- NennetiZing, restorative tonic, it promotes
ASTON and nutrition, thereby building up
sth aesh and strength. In malarial districts,
his wonderful medicine has gained great
seIshrity in curing Fever and Ague. Chills and
ever Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
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Sons of Revolutionary Fathers.

When the Massachusetts, descendants
of revolutionary patriots we're called to-
gether recently in Boston the chairman
stated that in communication from the
other States he had learned that outside
of Massachusetts there were in all SIX
persons whose fathers fought IN the
revolution. He then called on all pres
emit who we're of the same class to rise
and it was discovered that there were
eighteen sons. Announcing himself as
also the son Of a revolutionary father he
stated that the total was nineteen. The
group Of venerable men we're heartily
applauded. Chicago Times.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-05-16

Some time ago, when a gentleman Of
Bucksport was married, he took his
bride ON visit to her people at Els
worth. In the afternoon he had petted
a little nephew and showed him his false
teeth, with which the little fellow was
much amused. In the evening when
the company was assembled the CONVEX
sation Jagged, and some one said,
'sWhat shall we do nextg" The little
boy spoke up and said, ''Show 'em your
false teeth, Uncle All'-Leloistoa Me-
Journal.
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HALVES ANp ouARrERs.

An old bachelor, who was quite a
wit, lived alone in very uncomfortable
looking place, and his apartments were
always in great disorder.
"Why don't You get married, Z" said
friend one day. '"Then you would
have some one to fix up things here and
make it look home like. !"
1.-THE fact is I've never thought of it, "
said he, ''but it does look reasonable
that better half would make better
quarters. Gamers and GrOcer's Gazette
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There lived once an old medium who said =
My forte is to raise up the dead,
And for fame or for gain
] can always raise Cain,
When the town ] attempt to paint red"
Philadelphia Herald.
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THE JOKERS BUDGET.
JESTS AND YARNS BY FUNNY
MEN OF THE PRESS.

A Lucky Day for Marriages Caught
from the Elephants = Waste of
Ammunition.
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A LUCKY DAY FOR MARRIAGES

Miss Ann Teak-Which day do you
consider the luckiest to be married on,
Mr.. Olebachl
Mr.. Olebach-The 31st of June ought
to be about the luckiest, ] should think.
Miss Teak-Why, there isn't any such
day.
Mr.. Olebach-Just so.-Tsrra Haute
Express.
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uFoR THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE"
CONSUMPTION.

which is ScrofuIa Ofthe Lungs, Is arrested
md cured by this remedy, If taken in the
earlier stages of the disease. From its mar
Vicious power over this terribly fatal disease.
edy 10 the public, DIR. Pierce thought seriously
Of calling il his CONSUMPTION CuRE," but
abandoned that name as too restrictive for
a medicine which, from its wonderful COM
binaton of tonic, or strengthening. Alternative,
or bood-ceansing, anti-bilious, pectoral, and
uutritive properties. is uncqualed. not only
Is a remedy for Consumption, but for all
nl.ronlin Isisansna of tho
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-05-16
UNFORTUNATE ABSENCE oP MIND.

Miss Uppercrust (who has been wait
ing outside in the coupe)-What keeps
you so long, mamma! Couldn't you
match the braid!
Mrs. Uppercrust-Oh, yes But l in
adyertently put my purse into my peck.
ct, and it took me nearly an hour to find
it again. Burlington Free Press.
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WIT OF THE wIGwAM.

"What makes that Indian wear such
a big head dressf"
Don't you known"
81 cannot surmise
"Why, to keep his wig warm, of
course"
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-05-16
DIAMOND THIEVES.
DEVICES OF MINERS AT THE
SOUTH AFRICAN FIELDS.

Making a Dog Swallow a Gem
Diamonds Secreted Under the
Skin of Live Fowls and in Shells
of Shotgun.
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R1oHMAs pENSlLEss.

Returned Traveller - Mr.. Richman
could draw his check for a million when
/ left. How much money has he by
this timer
Citizen-He hasn't any.
"Ehl Wha- Did he faill"
''No; he died"
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GIVING HIMSELF AWAY.

Caller (watching Col. Blood as he ap-
proaches) -What a soldierly bearing
your husband has, Mrs. Blood He
carries himself SO very straight and
erect.
Mrs Blood (without looking around)
4 expect so. He has been dining with
some friends. Life.
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CAUGHT FROM THE ELEPHANTS.

Mrs. Lugsby-Old Mr.. Grumsby, the
doctor says, is suffering from elephan-
tiasis.
Mrs. Bagsby-Caught it at the show,
/ suppose. Hereafter no boy of mine
shall go to see the elephant without hav-
ing been vaccinated. You can't tell ex-
actly what the elephants fetch over here
in their trunks.-Drake's Magazine.
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'i ciJRES AL HuMORS,

from a common Blotch, or Eruption. TO the
sorSt serofula. Salt-rheum. Fever-sOrcs,"
sSly or Rough Skin, in short. all diseases
ssgsed by bad blood are conquered by this
SSrrrerful. purifying. and invigorating medi-
XIV Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under
n benign influence. Especially has it mani
tested M potency in curing letter, Eczema,
Trysnelas. Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes. Scroll
ni9js Sores and Swellings. Hip-joint Disease
White Swellings," Goitre, or Thick Neck.
sns Enlarged Glands. Send ten cents in
Stamps for a large Treatise, with colored
mates. on Skin Diseases, or the same amount
tor treatise on Scrofulous Affections.
4FoR THE BLOOD is THE LIFE"
thoroughly cleanse It by using DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, and good
digestion. a fair skin, buoyant spirits, vital
Strength and bodily health will be established.
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THE HORRORS OF IT.

The Happy Bride-Why Mama, what
are you crying for. Everything is so
lovely, and everybody's been so good to
me. Come and look at my presents,
dear
The Wise Mama-It's the presents
I'm thinking of ! Every family with a
regiment of unmarried girls has sent
you the most horribly expensive things
and now they II all be getting married,
and you and Charles viii have 10 scrape
and starve to give each of them some
thing handsomer still Presents ! 0,
Angelina why didn't you elope Puck.
ONE ENOUGH IN THE FAMILY.
'Is it true, De Jones, that your affair
with Miss De Rimer is Off" asked Mr..
De Smith, on meeting his friend yester-
day.
sIt is quite true," was the reply.
"And may / inquire the cause that
led to the rupture 7"
II discovered that she writes poetry"
al should think that would lead you
10 think all the more of her.
"There you're mistaken. write II
myself, and one poet in a family is
enough, my friend. Were we to marry
we should be continually in hot water,
for / would despise her productions,
and she mine "-BostoR Courier.
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A BIG FOOTED TITAN.

Twas a wonder he ever stopped growing
At his height OF six feet seven,
But if less Of his legs had been bent of fol
feet
His head might have reached up to heaven.
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Liver. Blood, and Lungs.

LitOi DtuSu, uttu k-uta0Ss
For Weak Lungs, Splitting OF Blood, Short
ness of Breath, Chronic Nasal Catarrh, Bron.
ehitis, Asthma, Severe Coughs. and kindred
affections, it is an efficient remedy.
Sold by Druggists, at 81 90, or Six Bottles
for $500.
~ Send ten cents in stamps for DR.. Pierces
book on Consumption. Address,
Worlds DiSpsnssrY Medical Association,
66s Main ST., BUFFALO, N. N
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AN ANSWER TO A CORRESPONDENT.

Robert inquiries if you should look
directly at a young lady while kissing
her.
Certainly, Robert. This habit of
kissing a maiden while you're looking
for the family bulldog or her fathers
boot is by no means in good FORM
Letroit Free Press.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-05-16
WASTE oF AMMuNITIoN.

Mrs. Quizzly- Why, General, you
don't seem to like to see the ladies kiss
each other
General Oldbeau-The result Of a
military education, madam. never
like to see good ammunition wasted.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-05-16
HER CONSOLATION.

Bankrupt's Wife-Well, Mt any rate,
the Thompson failure WAS worse than
ours.
Sympathizing Friend-Why, / thought
ii was just the other way.
Bankrupt's Wife-No, indeed. Ed
ward only failed for ten cents on the dol
lar, while Mr.. Thompson failed for
fifty
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-05-16
AN HONORABLE ENEMY,

Jack Dorr (recapitulating) sir,
Tom CHM is his own worst enemy.
Sandy Hooks-That may be; but /
notice he never fails to extend the cour-
tesies of war to himself.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-05-16
IMPuDESr CHARLIE.

Aunt Ito visitor Little Charlie, my
nephew, is always up to something.
Now, Charlie, behave yourself; remem-
Der 1 have an eye on you.
Charlie-Which onel II it is the
glass eye, don't care.-EpOch.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-05-16
A F1ERcER BEAST.


Poor Old Coldeck-Can you let me
have little money, sir, to keep the
wolf from the doors
Wise Old Uprite-If appearances don t
belle you, my man, it is not the wolf
but the tiger you need to shun.-Pack.
WHY THIS Is JOKE.
"Ethel, will you be my wife Z"
Eyes, Harold, l will
Note.-The joke in the above is the
fact that no allusion is made to the
young mans income, or to the young
woman's money: that she doesn't want
to be his sister; that her little brother is
not hidden behind the sofa, and that
the heavy footsteps of the ''old man" are
not heard in the hall. The idea is
strictly original. Epoch.
LESSON IN GEOMETRY.
Teacher-What is a tangentl You
may answer, James.
James-A gent what runs lanyard.
sYsfPArHIzED WITH NATURE.
Granger-Doc, thar mus be suthin
left whar you pulled that tooth fer me
last week. It's ached me ever since.
Dentist examining the MOUTH
Nothing here, sir, but vacuum.
''How bigl
'sWhy, about the size of tooth, Of
course
'sWhal', yank her out, knowed
suthin' was wrong. I've heerd that ma
cher obhors a vackeyum an dinged f l
blame 'er + she ever got one stuck inter
her isw.-Tinse.
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DIPHTHERIA. SCROFULA.

Miss Lena Judkins, a daughter az years old
Of Mr. and Mrs. r. c. Judkns. 81 Boston ST.,
LYNN. CURED by DR.. Lougees Nitalizing
Compound of Gerry severe case of Scrofula,
with Malignant Ulcers OF eight years standing.
after II Physicians had failed. Almost miracle.
Now in perfect health
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HE HAD RECEIVED 1T.

Customer 1eturning( Didn't l give
you a So gold piece just now by mistake
for fiye-cent piecel
Merchant (positiyely)-No, sir.
Customer Cunning to COLT isn't OF
any particular consequence. l had a
counterfeit So gold piece that | carried
simply as a curiosity. / must have lost
it some
Merchant (hastily)-Wait a moment.
I'll look again. Chicago Tribune.