The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-12-19
WISE AND orHERwIsE.
Fare yet fOwi-A broiled chiohen.


Fare yet fowl-A broiled chichen.
Pears Soap is the most elegant toilet
adjunct.
Beecham's Pills cure bilious and ner-
vous ills.
1t is impossible for squaremanto be
q rounder. - - 30 " E-'r''
Moses was of a retiring disposition
he got out of the rush early in life. silj
riJ. C; Davis Old Soap is the cheapest
and best soap on the American market.
The price has gone up, but the beer
will 60 down the same as eyer;--,Nelg
York Herald. >N' @'''i- a.
When the mustard plaster sets!upiin
business it generally has the drawing
room all to itself
The ''private entrance" Algernon is
private only six days of the week. On
Sunday it is public. Puck.
There IL no good substitute for wisdom
but silence IL the best that has been dis
covered yet.-Josh Billings.
The man who humbles himself to ev;
erybody should not complain if he gets
trampled -SOmerUille Journal
She-And will you love me ? All the
Ilive-long day P He-Y-e-e-s, 1 think So
You II give me a chance to stop for
meals suppose ?
Editor-I cannot think and use the
typewriter at the same time. Rival Ed
itor-Then you find the type writer no
better than the pen.
Chilblains, cuts or wounds, can be
cured in short time by the use of Saliva
ton Oil. All druggists keep it. 1t is
sold for 25 cents bottle.
The familiar motto of I'm God we
Trust will have to be changed, if mod
ern developments continue. to "In Trusts
we find our God. Labor Leader.
Johnkin-I hear you belong to an &C.
cident insurance society Tomkin-
Yes, Joined over six months ago, and
deuce take it. | haven't got hurt yet.
Telephone superintendent lover the
wire) Hello, there, you No swearing
through the telephone. Irate subscriber
Lain swearing through the telephone
I'm swearing at it.
1t takes the Laplanders sixteen days
to get married, but it don take more
than twenty-fpur hours for many Of
them to conclude that it was sixteen
days worse than wasted. .-.it.-
There are no less than S57 different
terms in the English language which exl
press the state OF being in love i and the
sweet young authoress of the glowint
society novel uses them all. ~ A-L.-s
Teacher-Have animals a capacityfoi
affection ? Class-Nearly all. Teachel
rCorrect. Now, what animal possessed
the greatest affection for. man ? LittlI
Girl-Woman. -Onsdha World Atbae
! ION !" exclaimed young lad
wouldn't il be lovely to paint thosI
flowers P" No dear" responded anoth
er, they look nice enough without be
ing painted. '-Pittsburgh Dispatch
First Arcola man-What is your opiu
ion of anarchy Second Arcola man
It's just the thing. I'm base ball play
er, and rub myself with it every night Z
take out the soreness. -Arcolu Record
II met Squibbs the tailor, at the labo
meeting last night, and he sat at tn
same table as the reporters. "Takin,
notes, eh p No, confound him, h
wasn't. He wanted cash. Millin
Sphere. Is
Death may be justly said to hav
claimed his ov when he gathered up
der his wing man named Ghostly, /
Indiana, not long since. A man wit
such a name has no business this side
the grave.
The average number of hairs upon th
human head is 10000 The America
wife will bear this in mind when takip
a large, generous handful from the hea
of paterfamilias. There is a limit 10 a
good things.
Mrs. De Smith-Mrs De Jones don
, you think that winters horribly dreal
season Mrs. De Jones (who is the viii
of a base ball umpire)-No, indeed
Husband is so well during the winter
Burlington Free Press
The proprietors of Ely's Cream Bali
do not claim it to be re-all, but
sure remedy for catarrh, colds in h
head and hay fever. 1t is not liqui
or a snuff, but is easily applied into I'll
t nostrils. 1t gives relief at once. 4S
If you wish to enjoy good health, an
prevent the seeds of disease from ripel
: ing in your system, you should use Il
: best medicine in the world, Sulphl
. Bitters, which will prevent your syste
from being all run down by making
o strong and vigorous Rev. w. r. Sno'
!, Interested People.
= Advertising patent medicine in b
> macmillan way in which the proprietor
y Kemps Balsam for Coughs and Col
y does is indeed wonderful. He authori2
:, all d"rggists to give those who call for
= sample bottle Free, that they may t
Y it before purchasing. The Large Bott
=, =, are SOC and $1.00. We certainly wou
,e advise a trial. 1t may save You ftC
o' consumption. - g'T