New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-02
THE TALK OF THE DAT.


Angling for Pie.-Mrs salstonstal (of Bostonl--
Tommy, win you have piece Of mince pief
Tommy Beacon street (who is taking dinner Out
commemorate with my esteem for yourself-tB Curling.
| ton FTee-Press.
A man named Dory hes Just named his first infant
| Hunky. when he has eight or ten of them he won't
| think the name so appropriate
| No Cat Needed -Brldget-Sure now, yez don't nane
ter say yer vin In family phere there Amt cat.
Who kin 20 blame things ont
Ann-1he childer'.
"They aren't her own childer they're the ma'ters'
I'-(New-Sork Weekly.
Went to the Wrong Place-Tom-My doctor told me
Sr 81 iVsr SO went to the theatre last night
jim-Ycs; and did you laugh heartily
Jim-No. What was tho playi
Tom-A comic opcra.-(Boston Coulter
II IS an Australian advertising genius who suggests
that the Government farm out the backs Of postage
stamps for advertisements, which would be printed
under the gum so that the Of the stamp In wettng
| IL would the adj"
lsdy who Is determined to pass as cultured
woman at any cost, was calling recently on friend,
when some reference was made to the "Ruoaiysr Of
10 acknowledge that she has sti 10 read anything
| that nobody was surprised when she answered the
question whether sho had read the book In the Affirm
And what do you think titI' her hostess asked.
| "ohS replied the other with an air Of lofty Impair
TALLY. think there arc some very good bits In it;
don't youI" ,n....
| Courier.
In commenting on tho text why stand ye here all
| the day idle91 the Rev. SAM Jones recently Nc
/ marked a. The blame fools didn't know enough to sit
down and swap stories while Trey were out OF job
Railway travelling In Cuba" said q gentleman
recently returned from there, Is nuisance. II Is
The rstcIass cars are not good the secondcass
In England They arc wretched affairs, with common
1 NJ al nrpaO .Anf
TSeSs Is no upSoistering Of any kind The only df
ference between the st and secOndolass cars 3 that
| backs OF the seats (Philadelphia Inquirer.
| A Dakota hSster who recently arrived at the City
of Mexico told the cabman TO drive him to the Halls
| OF the Montezumas.' He had heard the phrase and
supposed It was the name of hotel
Tho Rev. Joseph Jordan who was ordained in Phil
adephia ON Sunday is the first eolored TO enter
! the ministry of the Uniyersalist Church He Is to
engage in mission work in the south
II SEQ YOU have volcanic eniptions in this coun-
| trv toos said the stranger from Hercuaneum In at
right he shower of bricks, stones and earth
n sSb. T nS Explained tho New-Yorker lodging de-
| scendng brick. That was only an underground
sSG qn 'I soSs sst assS q
Herald ~
They are planting the famous "big trees on the
| avenues Of the town Of Cueamonga, Cal This win
be- interesting to tho people who win be living In the
town four or i've hundred years nom now.
DuNRAvEN'S CHALLENGE.
1 You aspire for the cup, Lord Dunraven,
| For a gos at our yachts you are cravin';
| But when you're outsalled,
l. And like others have failed,
~ WIN your yachtsmen, my lord, be done ravin'f
~lBoston Budget
Helps 10 Recognition. Mr., Younshnsband- Miss
| Monpybags recognized the street to-day.
Mrs. Younghusband-Indeedl Did she have her
| glasses onf
hoard OF that 100000 made In the oil deal lllir.
| linstcn Free Press.
The brand now comet which the Lick obsorvstory
watchers have just discovered Is said to have allow
4 motlons 1t might be well 10 arrange match be-
tween It and tho district messengcr boy of the period
/ The undue has,es In mentioning Judge Matthew's
SUCCESSOR Is equallod IN other lines Of business "A
Boston clergyman told us few days ago that within
three days OF the disappearHnec OF the Rev. Mr. Smith
soliciting his aid IN getting into the vacancy.
! business y business.e lcsmbrdgs DAILY.