New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-31
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/ little science IL dangerous thing me peopm
Of Eesv-exico have goo IL into their beads that they
! srs living over ysst suStcrsnssn Lake. and thsg
/ fcar that they win fall In some day and set wet
caer Ito fond mother- Isn,t 1T somewhat rpmarks
ad ssS. sss Hs Sc Il. sis ss
Fond Mothesoh. yes, think s, 50; Tho asss
! child. -fHarper's Magazine.
j saws hardware dealer IN The Kingston Freeman.s
sMspy people imagine that By blowing their breath
on the blade Of knife they tell whether the blade
| is stee, or potmotsl nov, peS0ns breath WI
adhere 70 pot metal blada and fade away the same a.
on Steel but nine out OF ten men don't know this and
that 70 the why many people carry inerios
pocket hnives hate to sec man enter my store
and blow bis breath steci knife unlses tho knifs
Is rubbed on right after. IT WIN rust and spou as
| appearances Of It."
wssSs As %a9 soss e WITCH si ]
| persons can accompany him through toe rspias.
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need no. ssns ou g sas ~ @ s
him in his journey he cen ssna our gsss z ssS
eoS't Inc sso RCsssS eo sSorristown Hsrsd
Areyiysss ct Tama, lows, recently sisd an Of ne
congregation who paid their debts TO rise. An rosa
but an editor, who explained that he didn't pay his
debts because the rest Of tho congregation owed him
! on subscriptions
| About the Game Thing-Edisor-r am sorry 10 ms
that fnd your witHctsrns arc NOT acceptable, Mr.
Jlnx lssrcasncsIiy)-- TOO refined. perhspsi
Editof-No-no, refined is not exactly the word.
Say too diluted and you win como nearer the idoes
-fTerrs Hsute Express.
| Hermann plays neat trick on dead beas VINO ssk
ts pass. He writes out pass for thsm with sreas
| readiness but when they examine IL sfser . few
minutes, they discover thas 10 s nothing but blank
| card.
| N CT Yg, China, piscard: sss dsglsysd styny
him.thlnks that i All christaas d boston were
threatsned with murder Il wouldn't cause nuch OF
| panic.-(Boston Transcript
Bostonians are sure that spring, genne spring. b
near because the skunk cabbage Is blooming In the
| suburbs
AN orTREpEArEo EzRoAi
&c s sss s via rsasuy arc glowing
For ,es %as Ind q lint ts AZ. sna AZ. sus
Sweet love, good nights
TIE MAD replica sSa e! hat nss Of warning
aS ssSs Che gas s1t' aa TIE u rr s Ga gAe' ha
Or BARNARD rooster growing n tho darki
Alas meshnls thou shoylass have said good morning
-tTcxss Strings. ?
man in Huntington, Ind, has skunk ranch1
sY expects he said the ethor day, TO make bfs
| money out OF the business. Already have sold q
number Of skunks 10 various geological gardens al
s1o pair. But my chief profit win be nom the Oh
and peit A full grown skunk win weigh from twenty
TO thirty pounds, and IL be made TO produce al
least quart Of oil This oil retsls Of drug stores
at 10 cents ounce, or at the rate Of $40 80 q
gallon IL may be surmised that the wholesale price
affords fair margin Besides. therc is pelt which
brings from 81 20 e., according to size and color.
skunk fur ranks next to that Of the beaver in point
of quality, aud is highly prsed by the iadies, who
rarely know where IL comes nom. Black pcs fetch
the BEST prices but careful breeder can manage 50
that the greater part of his peiis win b Of tho de-
sired color In short time shall BE- making
5000 year. -.
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! thing to remind me Of my boyhoods home
husaS md hire man g snaks You out out q bed eye
A missionary of the Amsrcan Sunday school Unios
in Texas had the following questions put 10 him BY
people In district whore h was creAaixinE ana
working UP Interest ipr sandsyschcoaS sxhas
pahlshns house Do yes DEssseptt no yoa
ksp many boozst OF course you nsks pIsstv 81
monegi where did ycR como nsomf Who sends
yoa ontf Who pays yea for this works poes snys
body svsr charge yoz Cor staying VITA shemf Am
you Dssnocssti 10 yca believe In baptsxms Ana
vAat 90 you think about baptism anyways Who was
CAMS wifei Who wss Mslchisedsei whss church
do you belong TOT DO yoa bsieng to any dstretsva
agopcyf u were IN yonr place would work los
the money! These and many csAsm Of lhe character
are propounded almost every day, and show, the
ignorance and opposition which b best mes and over
como BIZ q true, unsectaran, missionary spirit.
Major s,ofah-I say. Hs~sins, vhss DO yoa think
Of a sSs sssr rg saSs y1a sous tank Of an I'm
trying 10 forget ft-twashin gtcn Crtfe.
aThe Methodist Recorder tens this story: "a
report was circulated that certstn old pastor In
Connecticut was IN the habit os bringing politics into
his pulpit friend visited the place where the
minister was rspcrsAt to have done SO. and ssked
brother 10 ths church. Did DR.. Ely preach poitcs
when herefs
ayss,s was the response, ahe dd.s
@whst dd he sayr
swen, sir,s said tho intesyogsted Witness moro
d,blousiy, Il no ssdns preach politics. he snyhew
prayed politics.
But what dic he say 20 stfn urged the frcn6.
ssax y echoed the respondent. q he said. though
hand jon In hand. the wicked shall not 90 un-
pnnished.'s
An Ohio man found IN his family Bihlo check on
sha od Farmers, and Meehaaes' Bank Of seubcnvfie,
dafed Deocnber 10. 1871. Thofe are many vainso.e
thnes IN TIE Bible It's posaessor N1HA eaiy search
the book-tNonisDwn Herald
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