Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1889-11-07
HERE AND rHERH.

seven hours a sy."-7erqs Siftings.
Mother TO her little son)-Johnpy, go
to the butcher and see if he has pigs
feet. Johnny ION his return) Mamma,
be had big boots on and l couldn't see
his feet
Pleasant Adv. .-Editor-'Yss, my
dear fellow, by III means write Just a.
much IS you wa {. But don't print any.
thing, for il you do you will be found
tsult with. "-Figende Batter.
One way ont OF it: Tsilor-spve
stepped around to collect that little bill. /"
Trsvers-'Sorfy, but I'm short How
would it do for me to order another
suitf"-CotGisF and Furnisher.
A Boston girl asked music dealer If
he had that little Spanish song, "Pits,
P!ta, Punkinitan Whether she was
fstter mixed on the subject OF Mother
Goose or not our correspondent does not
say.--NsD York Commercial Advertiser.
A ooantrymap bad consulted q fortune
teller as to his future You'll be poors
kind sir, until you're 3d. was the pre-
diction OF the Pythoress. And thep?t
"ol atter that you'll! get used to it,
Judge.
The mayor OF an Indiana town is
going 10 Germany to look up fortune
which he believes himself entitled 10
from the estate o. deceased uncle. IT'S
money makes the mayor go.-Philadel.
paiG Ltiger.
Arenas Criticus TO his friend Daub-
stiekl You ought to rely less on your
color and more on your relations"
Cousin Florenoe-"Why, Artemus,
Cousin NED depends wholly on his rela-
tiers."-LJs
Explicit Directions. Stranger (stop-
ping over Sunday in Kansas Uity)-"Sit,
can you direct me TO tbs li.grJundsI"
Resident-"Certnly There's DR.. De.
witt's congregation coming out; jast fol.
low the crowd. life.
4 there . said tie genial oyster to
Corporal Tanner early in September. I'll
yor and hsd only known how to keep
cur mouths shut, We wouldn't have been
in this nix" Then hoth vent into the
soup with melancholy punk. -Lye.
When girl has finally made up her
mind that she is eterna!ly homely and
decides not to FEST bal ! b tut it any 10 lore
il uEsettles her dEeadiuliJ to have a man
fall in love with her and begin to pay
her compliments. Sonlerri!!e journal.
Miss Gladys Herbeau-It's not for my
property you love me, is it, George ?
You love ms for myself alone2 Mr.. Her.
mann-Yes, darling. Miss Gladys Her.
beau-For my real WORTH? Mr.. Herman n
Yes, dear. Real and personal. lift.
recipe in household journal says
that lemonade is made from the juice OF
the lemon II seems feasible, but the
/ statement will astonish those persons who
/ supposed that lemonade was made OF the
! milk of the cocoanut, = NJrTitsonn
Herald.
1t is reported that a company Of
Chicago men have arranged to build a
cog-wAeel railroad to the top of Ptke't
Peak, Col. The report is evidently false
Chicago men are not endowed with sufii-
cient modesty 10 travel in cog Norris
t0Dn Herald.
Farmer Allen OF Pennsylvania did not
believe thpt his hired man keps GOOD
watch on the stables, and SO he disguised
himself, went out, and began banging
around, and the first thing he knew hc
had a charge Of shot in mis- leg. The
hired man WAS right on deck. - DetrOt
Free Pres.
King HImbert has refused to receiv,
Washln Efendi az Turkish ambassador
to Italy. 1t liz not known Just how thu
new Envoy Efsndid the king. Perhap
tho habit of Washap. which is contrary
to the customs OF the eternal city, hst
something to DO with :t.-Aeto YOrI
CONNIE cal .idosrtiSsr.
Moncure Conway expects to show, as
result of his Washington Investigations
that four years Of WashinRton's child
hood was passed on the estate know;
now IS Mount Vernon. II that is proven
then question OF prime importance
as TO whether or not there were an,
cherry trees on the estate
Mrs. Aleet-If you should make
thousand dollars unexpectedly, Tom
would you give me that diamond penaau
I've been looking at 50 !oug2 Mr.. Alec
Why yes, dear. Mrs. Aleet- Yer
we'll; III order it to morrow / stopper
} wanting that ivory finished piano to-day
and a thousand was jus! tue price OF it,
Judge.
Hurgeon met an editor. Saia th
, surgeon; "Iou are giving MS gro
paper, but there ia cue thing l don't lik
about it, ami am coming down som
day TO talk it over with Sou.n You ar
, good surgeon, tho eiitor replied, "bu
= have Rome ideas | Should Ike to ID
i vance. Waen you perform vour n,z
, operation jast send for ne. y Kate Shej
, 20 I'd.
/. Even the most enterprising home new
papers wsrs "heEtenh by their esteeme
!. English CONTEMPORARIES in accounts
= the recent storm on the Atlantic coas
z LONDON Public Opinion publishes
4 Reuters Telegram, ia whlch II 10 state
= tdet: Thirty seven thousand perscI
persisted by the wrecks of vessels or Il
y coas,.n
y Iha Afghan eueer is inventive ar
! faucitul, Il would sppsaf lie had
batch OF Sehela killed recently, three
{. time, i il stated, one banged dresF'
in yellow aud green, another dressed
y black ana blOEu tIuln a gun, aud Il
X iltra dressed in red eud gu, 40 with
- sWorl. At.aer wLim ia execution. Pr
0E!ghG Lsdcsr.
Gca IqEa Hope Wp-Yp1 are Il
only ,s9lt=r 1ne-I D. Gc--t shou
;hl-A ioGt ta;hsr wgut 60 Wiling to 8
IL :s!llW Spa inatt}e5 you up ia pui
10 she-Wsli, 5otti know. p b
u made tEat OIL FIX tiuu8 Enw, and not
{. ina yer GeHa u ii AZ any tiJra bu
n George, i you want ne i: mi4bt 20
\. See tie Old maa atoa, II -1hs EDytA
5e Confession oil ~ Autograph Fond.
e. EiTgt Autograph tIeul--"l don; eae hc
as yen got a1t3ggtgIs from all those gre
n poet8" Searnd ntosraph Fiend-"Ea
Z, en6Ggb. % ~ write some Swe
" hlcras Of Aica N sort of verses, al
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