New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-22
THE TALK or THE DAP.

An old-dme Presbyterian says that n revisonr.
man who would revise the creed Of the Church enor
| TO spoil It for believers and not enough to mai.
| acceptable 10 unbelievers. And he describes m.
theology men as trying TO balance themselves On a.
thin edge OF nothing. On the other hand In,
theologian describes the conservatives as men vb -
sitting face to tho stern In a swiftly moving boa, ~,
vainly trying to stop the progress OF the bou -
clutching at the shrubs and twigs along the bank y
what each thinks Of the other we have com,,..
picture Of the whole situation. Who is right va.
is wrongl
Tho Exodus Accounted For.-De smI,h-u.n
Travis What's everybody crowding out Of the dr,.
Ing room for? Have refreshments been announcer
Travls-No, but Bloodgood Is getting ready 70 slu,
-tBurlngton Free Press.
Texas editor thinks that the bull-fght Womb 4.
popular in this country. He Is dead wrong p,on.
wouldn't 90 to a bull-fght when they can w,,..
a genuine American college game Of football Lr
have protection for home brutality and bar out bua
fights.
II John Roach alive to day, how the great az.
builders heart would beat with pride in behold,
Dolphin which recently returned from an exceedins
successful trip around the world. and other warshs
OF his construction The ruin OF Roach and his NJ
secution, which ended in a broken heart soon foios.s
by death, Will be damning blot and disgrace for N
time upon the late Cleveland Administration. Ever
patriotic citizen should and Will remember the ps,
secuton Of the selfmade great American shipbuISe,
John Roach. Ills only crime was he was an Inah
American Republican, Boston Commercial
"The Jewish Standard OF London, tells a fr...
story about the slot machine. Polish Jew. afr,
inspecting penny cigar-selling automatic mach.u.
determined TO do little business with It. Blu, a
course it was out of the question to pay the pro,
asked He had always hsgged over the price IA
manded every other OCCASION why shouldn't N
now! So he took a half penny out OF his pockst
and, dropping 1t down the SLOT waited for resuls
When he saw that none came, ne reluctantly pu,
another halfpenny in the slot, saying Dere ders,,
your money! But as the machine still refused 10
give out cigar he was dumbfounded Presently
a young clerk hustled up, dropped in a penny, and
drew out cigar. "shemah Yisroilep exclaimed
the aggrieved young Hebrew, how this machine
hates the poor Jews
I once met at whist table Junior irresistible;
l used to lunch at his table
i Counted him a friend
I've often smoked my pipe with him, ate my morn.
ing trpe with him. I've called to make swipo
On tutors, without end:
I've been to see the play with him; I've PISSED full
many a day with him; but now I've had TO say
"our ways diverge, that's fats
For Fashion. alltyranncal has played a trick So
tanical-he wears Puritanlcal
Disgusting "gussie' hat!
few years ago Bishop Cheney, Of Chicago. was
teaching class Of street waits. One ragged littls
boy was so impressed with the Bishops celebrations
that he shed big jackknife Of his pocket saying
to the Bishop: "YOu can keep il, SOS
won't white the benches" little whis
afterward there was connection In the class, and
the little unkempt sister of the knifeowner came upto
the Bishop, and, painting with excitement said M
Cheney Mr.. Cheney, Johnny wants his knife again.
he's got chance TO trade
Poet to Publisher-Dear Sir: Be good enough TO
read the enclosed, and give me your opinion upon u
while am stin In the fire Of composition.
Publisher to POet-Dear Sir 1t Is quite unnecessary
to put fire into your composition. The only thing %
do Is to put your composition into the tre.-Psra
Figaro.