New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-13
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

pr,fsssor GonwIn Smith thinks that were wash
Ington alive to-day he would stand no chance %
being elected President II the professor VIII Tes"
the history OF the time Of Washington no VIII as
cover that at tho expiration Of his second 'e7h' inc
Father Of his Country could not have been elected
to the Presidency any other Office. But inc l"'
proved nothing then and II would prove nothing nov"
OF courSe.-Mr Lovslll buying watch in a
diamond decorated caSag present. sb 52a td SesP
% whom am bctroIh@d ia oI EET '0'A'
Jcwellcr-Tups.-lJew Weekly.
On. Of the most remarkable phases OF college
student life m this country Is the fondness for amateur
acting which has been developed In nearly all tho
largo colleges during the last few years
No Morp Jam For Hcr.-Mrs, Backlot-Are 20"
goHg 10 mako lam this year - A.,
Mis- Bascom-No: / was down to Now, YORK 10 me
Centennial and got all tho Jam want Ior ''o "oA'
FIVE ycars.-(BuHIngton Free Press
our recent country visitors WHO partook OF the
Gotham buttermilk shake, have gone home Win al
Increased respect for buttermilk.
A Chicago Diploma-Dullard-I sec old man XIII
mer has taken 10 doctoring Is he having any sue
Brghty-succcss! Why. he cured twonty-esht
hams last winter.-lLowell Citizen
General Butler IS In his sevcnty-hrst year, and
Admiral Porter IN his seventy-hfth year; but, ap-
parcnIy neither Of them is too old to huri vigorous
epithets
lie Dreamed Shop Minister. Brothers Gather ana
oah Win Pleas gaS e OF an auction Of valuable
warcs-No you don't! came TO eid on nc oyI Ii1rN,
protest Jewellers Weekly.
TThe Boston Transcript speaks OF the mania OF
Boston mechanics aud clerks for buying small iots
Of land IN the suburbs. Well, to use an irish ouu
II Is a very sensible mania.
Oratory For Yon-rauchter-Ta about your
Daniel Webster, Henry Clay, Ev"ru' Iahoun; &c,
p>haw Henry made better speech thah any VI 'Heih
last night.
D,ughtcr-Hc said Nellie, love you: EEve tnteo
million, win you have mc The Epoch
Attorney General Dalton OF Massachu "tts, must DO
tho great American diner out lie casually admits
haylng attended 1877 dinners and oanquets during
~. last nvo months, a record that even our own
Chauncey might tcel proud Of.
Frcddie-Papa what does nly meant
Papa willing TO give tho boy lftl-h young marc
Frcddic-wcI!, then, what do they call a young cow
Papa Slightly s,aegeredl-oh, Ali a-er-flly de
boruf-t columbia Spectator.
Tho Chicago papers are Enthusiastically whooplng
MP Chicago as q the grandcst spriug resort oo tho
fUoistool'
James McManes has probably helped more people
into lucrative positions than almost any other man
about town, yet he never received dollar IRON any
Of them. one man whom he had placed In good
position wont NJ Mr.. Mechanics, at the expiration OF
whats this ?" said McMaueS.
THAT Is half the proceed, OF the ONCE, which
IA yOu' was tho answer Iako II, L thhA "
only right 49,, 49,,
! 4 cent, aud mover shall
u hope you not offended, sir' said the e&
UhicohOdcr. ., $3.50
TOO much Of the world and know too much OF human
nature TO rakc offence. But while II may De thas
distinctly understood that such can never Do tho
case with me- (Philadelphia inquirer.
"Tho Cnicago Mall7 constructs sarcastic para
graph the assumption that Colby University Is IN
Missouri. A Chicago paper can always DO depended
! on .or improving cold fact
oncl shedgore' remarked tho school TEACHER, as he
dropped into tho editorial sanctum and TOOK seat
! on o Ailc OF exchanges.
! ing form OF his prOOfrcadcr and assistant at inc
| table In the corner, "whcre was II!
! About halfway down the Religious Miscellany
| column -, -
! "ShuckS - said tho Texas editor, considerably no.
! lcvcd. III bot $500 haven't subscriber thatil
| ever SEQ lL7-(CAicagO Tribune.