The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1889-05-18
MISCELLANEOUS.

dressed Muleheads," "Horsefeets, J." etc.
--"In the hands of men entirely
great the pen is mightier than the
sword" 1t is. the same way with a
parasol in the hands of woman. II
will stop n horse-car.- o. Picayune.
Master of the house (slapping his
clothes vigorously)-"Bri why
didn't you dust my study chairP"
Bridget-"Sure, sorr, Oi knew yez
would be sittin' down in it presently,
and Oi thought it wasn't necessary. z"
Napoleon /. declared that agricul-
ture was the basis of all natural pros
perity, and set aside million francs
for the establishment and maintenance
OF six experiment stations for the de-
velopment of the beet sugar industry.
The New York Sun says that laws
intended to check the use of tobacco by
children are we'll meant, but ineffect-
ual, and that "only the establishment
of public and the multiplication of pri-
vate spankeries" will accomplish any
thing.
An Irishman, having stolen n watch
from a burning building and left a
large sum of money to be consumed,
was asked why he took the one and left
the other. For the want of time, yer
honor" he laconically replied.
eler's Weekly
"A Washington Territory farmer
was digging a post hole on the banks
of Smoke River when he unearthed a
skeleton richly dressed in oldfashioned
clothing. The coat was especially fine
and was adorned with velvet collar
and cuffs. The place where the skele
ton was found had been used as horse
CORRAL for the past fifteen years.
"A clever horse thief, who had been
stealing many animals in Queens
County, New York, was arrested, when
considerable difficulty was experienced
in identifying him. Witnesses stated
that while trying to dispose of his
stolen horses he had two eyes. When
arrested he had but one eye. A glass
eye was found in his clothes and when
placed in the socket every person
recognized him.
In 1880 some thirty young women in
Berlin started an Old Maids Club, with
a provision for a fine of 1000 marks
upon every one who married. The
club was n great success, but suddenly
an epidemic Of marriage set in, and
at the annual meeting this year only
one member was left and she found
herself called upon to dispose of $4,000
marks, the accumulation of the fines
paid by the former members. She took
the advice of the ex-members, and it
was decided that half the sum should
go to hospital and that the solitary
old maid should have the rest for her
self.
The natural soap mines of Owens
Lake, Cal. are thus accounted for by
one of the company now working
them. He says that the waters of the
lake contain strong solution of
borax and soda. In these waters there
breeds grub which becomes fly.
The flies die in the water and drift
ashore, covering the ground to the
depth of foot or more. The oily sub
stance of the flies blends with the
borax and soda, and the result is
layer of pure soap. These strata re-
peated from year to year form the soap
mines, where large forces of men are
now employed.
Here was private soldier who
would have made good judge. He
would have known how to "construe
the law" as the phrase is, so as to get
justice done. Two men were cooking
a fat fowl at their campfire, when a
a corporal shifted the unaccustomed
odor. Hello, boys! where did you
get that chicken?" 20, we confiscated
him for talking treason" Talking
treason! What do you mean? Chickens
can't talk" mo, but they can crow;
and as sure as you live, we caught
this rooster, this very afternoon, crow
ing with all his might for JEFF Davis"
The corporal passed on.-Youth' $ Com
panion.
Belief in voodooism has not yet
died out from among the colored breth-
ren. In Macon, Ga, there is an edu-
Gated negro who, when he grew i'll,
consulted woman with some reputa-
tion for cures. She gave him medicine
and cuffed him, and then drew from
his side live frogs and worms and bugs.
He therefore began to make a mental
survey of his friends to see if he pos
sessed an enemy, and, finding that he
did, knew then and there that it was
he and no other who had put powdered
frogs and snakes heads into his whisky. |
The enchantress keeps herself in Sc
clusion and none of her patients are
willing to betray her whereabouts.
One of the keenest things ever said
On the bench is attributed to Judge
Walton, of Georgia. While holding
Term of Supreme Court at Augusta, he
sentenced man to seven years in
prison for "a grave crime. The prison.
er's counsel asked for a mitigation of
,he sentence, on the ground that the
prisoners health was very poor.
''Your Honor" said he, ~ am satisfied
hat my client can not live out half that
.erm, and beg of you to change the
sentence" "Well under those cir
said the Judge. ~ will
,hange the sentence. | will make it
or life, instead of seven years" The
prisoner chose to abide by the original
sentence, which the judge permitted
him to elect.
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