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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1889-06-28

Advice 10 Mothers Mas, WISsLows SooTH
ING SYRUP should always be used when children
are cutting teeth II relieves the little sufferer al
once; It produces natural, quiet sleep by relieving
the child from pain, and the little cherub awakei
as bright as a button II Is very pleasant Il
taste 1t sOothes the gums, alays all pain, relieves
wind regulates the bowels and is the best known
rem sdy for diaTrhdea, whether arising from teeth
ing or other causes. Twenty five cents bottle.
Those persons who do not need ron but who ar,
troubled with nervousness and dyspepsia, VIII nnu
In Carriers Little Nerve Pills "a most desirable ar
ticle They are mostly used in combination with
Carter's Little Liver Pills and IN this way often
exert a most magical effect. Take just one pill Of
each kind immediately after eating, and You will
be- free from Indigestion and dyspepsia. In yials
a ~. AuIl my nlI NIlInlrlslE
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1889-06-28
The Standard of Quality.

This splendid compliment To the reputation of
our various paints is virtually an Acknowledge
ment that dealers are not put 10 the trouble and
expense Of making arguments in order "a dispose
of MASURN'S GOODS. SO thoroughly popular
and we'll known and 50 constant has b,rn the in.
crraslng demand for these paints that il goes
without saying that no special efforts are requir-
ed hy dealers to sell the
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1889-06-28
N. I. HAWLEY.
legal Nutirrs.
l,TATE or VERMONT, Marlboro

S,TATE OF VERMONT, Marlboro s.
> The Probate Court IN aud for said district
To all persons Interested in the estate of CLARE
Greeting.
Whereas DWIGHT C. BANGS has presented
tu this court an instrument purpurtiug 10 be the
last will Of said deceased for probate. are
hereby notified that this court will decide upon
the probate of said instrument at session thereof
Ia be held at the Probate Onicr n BrattiebOru, Ia
said district, the last Saturday of June, A. D..
1883, when and where You may appear and con
test the SAME, If Won cause.
"a r.. ". SrODDARD, Register.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1889-06-28
Connecticut Valley Sunday School
and Chautauqua Assembly.

/ AUREL PARK, Northampton, July Il 10 e.
\ Third season. feast Of good things for Sun
day school workers and ChRutauquans. Every
department IN charge Of leaders of recognized
ability, Vital subjects for each DAYS discussion
For general information address Rev. G. NJ Mel
den Northampton, For board, lodging, or cot
lages address W; G. Wedge, Chcopee Round
trip tickets furnished by local and connecting rail
roads at reduced rates Adult season ticket i -
Children 10 10 II, SlOO Daily admission, adults
-. Children TO- a5ls
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1889-06-28
A SIGNIFICANT FACT

For many years past nearly If not quite all the
manufacturers of paints, in their efforts 10 place.
their goods, have freely and persistentip guaran-
tted their goods 10 In rs good a. MASURY'S,
thereby according 70 us
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1889-06-28

IAo Ne
Clerk c
tives has
nemberse
been omc
havebesG
ional distri
N3 are to
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maio
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
The Restaurants
other hand, employ

French soup on the menu. French
and German noblemen in reduced
circumstances seem to take to watt
ing on q table as naturally as .
duck does to water, and ss most OF
them are decidedly in reduced circum-
stances after they have been in this
glorious country for Ave or six months
without catching shallow-pated Amer
lean heiress, the supply Of titled menials
far exceeds the demand. The resulth has
been reduction Of wages for this class
Of labor, and union composed OF col
ored gentlemen has under consideration
the passage Of . memorial to Congress
praying for the exclusion from their ma
tive land Of Counts and Barons who can
not make an honest living in the effete
monarchies Of the Old World. In this
they have the sympathy of their white
fellow-citizens, who will cheerfully Sec
ond their patriotic lIand disinterested
efforts. W9F p Ut
The king OF Chicago walters, how
ever, is not the titled foreigner, but
the hash-slinger in the five and ten
cent feed houses located on South Clark
and West Madison streets. He is char
acter that battles description; half
tramp, half gentleman. Rugged out in
shirt that may, perchance, have once
been white, and an apron reaching from
the neck toNthe feet so as to cover q
patchwork pair Of trousers, he intimi-
dates his customers by scowling at them
in way which instinctively makes
them put their hands over those pock-
cts in which they may have stray
dime or two, The order given, it is
bawled out in q stentorian voice and the
unhappy guest, too frightened to leave
his seat, is kept waiting fifteen or
twenty minutes before his order is filled.
One Of these queer establishments has
sign on the window with the inscrip-
ton:
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

IL II,
prices asked by Chinese Bonifaces are
extravagant, but the Old adage deTyusti-
bus non est disputandum can be applied to
the Acknowledged Asiatics with the same
propriety as to the ciyilsSed bonvivants,
and perhaps we, who consider raw
oysters on the half-shell . rare delicacy,
have no business to throw stones at the
poor deluded heather who prefers de.
cayed fish to animated bisalves. lH,s
But, as said before, in Chicago .
stranger can have whatever he wants at
prices to suit has purse The meats
served in the most expensive as we'll as
the cheapest places have passed a rigid
inspection, and while the ''cutss in the
fifteen-cent restaurants may not be the
choicest, yet they are as wholesome as
those served in more gorgeous places,
and this fact jewellers in the rural dis
tricts should not forget when visiting
the great metropolis Of the West.
G. w. WEIPPIERr.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
AN EXQUISITE ENGRAVING.

Gateway to the Garden Of the Gods. Col
Orado, With View Of Pixies Peak In the
Middle Distance.
A very costly and elegant steel plate en-
craving has Just been executed in the
highest style Of the art, copies Of which
from limited supply, are now ready for
delivery, and will be sent to any part Of the
world on receipt Of Is cents each, in stamps
or coin. The noble grandeur Of the EN-
trance" to the "Garden Of the Gods Is the
fayorite theme Of poet and painter. The
outer parapets are Of pure white, while the
interior columns spring boldly from the
plain to height Of $50 feet-the whole sug-
gesting the ruins of vast temple. These
lowering walls form majestic frame work
for the snow capped summit Of Pixies Peak
which reveals itself among the clouds in the
far distance To secure an early copy Of
this admirable work Of art, address JOHN
SEBASTIAN, Gen. Tk't Il Pass. Agent, CHI
CAGo, Rock ISLAND & PACIFIC RY. enclosing
the price, rs cents.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

ostentatiously deposit it in the bowl.
Then you take the dolly, wipe your
mouth, put the glass back into the bowl,
wipe your fingers and the task is done.
AS said, this and an unlimited number
of other luxuries you can enjoy, pro-
vided you are Willing to pay two or
three dollars for thirty-fiwe-cent meal.
If you do not care to pay a weeks sal
airy for days board you can 60 to any
one Of the two hundred or more restau-
rants where a good meal can be obtained
for thirty-five or fifty cents- In these
places you will not find many of the APP
pointments of fashionable life, but you
will be thrown with the representatives
of the great middle class of Chicago,
men and women who prefer Q good roast
ar cheice chop to costly bric-a-brac in
the way of cut glass and solid silver.
Instead of being waited on by gentle
men in flll dress, guests are served by
clean-looking Africans armed with nap
kin and towel, which implements of
their profession, / am sorry to say, as
sumo a hue resembling that of their
manipulatDrs before the dinner rush. is
half over. As restaurants go, these es-
tablishments are very satisfactory, how
ever, and entitled to the custom of
sensible people. az
Naives or visitors fond of German
cooking have the choice of.half 3 Dozen
or msrs places where "buck wurst snit
sauer-kraut'' is served with the same
regularity rs are pork and beans in the
Yankee boarding-house. Swias cheese
and even the aromatic Limburger can
be washed down with delicious cup Of
coffee or chocolate, for, strange as 1t
maysecm, in none of the German restau-
rants Of the betterelass can beer or other
intoxicating Liquors be obtained. The
cooking Is Teutonie from the soup down
to the Kaiser pudding, and buxom Ger
uEau lassies With an amplitude Of hustle
carry your order from the dining-room to
the kitchen.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

"A teacher of a cooking-school out in
Pittsburgh made an unsuccessful at
tempt to commit suicide last Thursday,
All, dear, the stings and lashings of an
awakened conscience, goading a mind
burning with the guilt of human suffer
ing must he something terrible.--Bur'
dette.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
A New Kind Of Insurance

Has been put In operation by the manufact-
urers Of DR.. Pierce's medicines. His
"Golden Medical Discovery and Favor
lite Prescription" are sold by druggists un-
der the manufacturers positive guarantee.
Either benefit or complete cure is thus at
tanned, or money paid for these medicines
Is returned. The certificate of guarantee
given in connection with sale Of these medi-
cines is equivalent to policy Of insurance
humors and blood taints, from whatever
cause arising, skin and scalp diseases,
scrofulous sores and swellings. The
"Favorite Prescription" cures all those de.
rangements and weaknesses peculiar to
women. f0I s
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
Consumption Surely Cured.

To THE EDIToR:-Please inform your
readers that I have o positive remedy fol
the above named disease By its timely
use thousands Of hopeless cases have beer
permanently cured. / shall be glad to senG
two bottles of my remedy FREE to any
Of your readers who will send me their ex
press and post-office address. -ll1"
Respectfully, T. A. SLOcuM, NC,
1Sl Pearl street. New York.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

rants and eating
houses W b o 8 9
prosperity seems
SO inexplicable
to strangers who
visit the Garden
City for the first
ii m @. Each
street corn Q r
here, they 0 b.
serve, has its sa-
loon, WIN a drug
store across the
way and a restau-
rant in the mid
die Of the block.
This is natural.
The pure ozone
from the ! a X e
creates an appe-
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
CATARRH.
Catarrhal Deafness-Hay Fever-A New
F.f.s Home TreatmeAt.


F.f.t Home Treatment.
Sufferers are not generally aware that
these diseases are contagious, or that they
are due to the presence Of living parasites
In the lining membrane Of the nose AND
eustachian tubes Microscopic research,
however, hiss proved this to be a fact, md
the result OF this discovery is that a simple
remedy has been formulated where by
Catarrh, Hay Fever and Catarrhal Deafness
are permanently cured in from one to three
simple applications made ct home by the
patient once in two weeks.
N. B.-Ehis treatment is not SNUFF r an
ointment; both have been discarded by
reputable physicians as injurious. A pamph-
let explaining this new treatment is sent on
receipt Of three cents in stamps To pay
postage by A. H. Dixon q Son, cor ofJohn
and King Street, Toronto, Canada. Chris
ian Advocate. r-- f....f.
Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles should
carefullVread the above.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
Did You Read

The large advertisement of THE YoUrH's
COMPANION which we published last weeki
This remarkable paper has the phenomenal
circulation Of 43O, 900 copies weekly. No
other journal Is more welcomed by old and
young in the families throughout the land.
The publishers make q special Offer once q
year, and to all who subscribe now will
send the paper free to Jan,lary I, 1890, aud for
a full year from that date. The subscription
price is $1.75. Address,
The YoUTH's COMPANION, Boston, Mass.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
oWyTNEsk . said lawve,,i in the

"WTTNEsk," said lawyer in the police
court the other day, you speak of Mr..
Smith heing we'll of. Is he worth Ave
thousand td0llars?" "No. sab" ''TwO
thousand?" NO, sab; he .han't WORT
twenty-five cents" ''Then how is he
we'll Off" SCOT wife WhC sports de
hull family, ssh." t1acr I
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

STUDENTS, Teachers. Clergymen, and
others in need of change Of employment
should not fail to write to B. F. johnson &
Co, 1909 Main st., Richmond, Va. Their
true ideas about making money. They can
showyo how toemploy odd hours proftably.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
Tourists.

Whether on pleasure bent or business,
should take on every trip bottle of Syrup
of Figs, as 1t acts most pleasantly and eff
fectually on the kidneys, liver and bowels,
preventing fevers, headaches and other
forms Of sickness.
For sale in SOC and el.OO bottles by all
leading druggists.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

A MAIZE girl put note and her ad-
dress in box Of toothpicks, requesting
the finder to write to her. A Kansas
City man got the box, opened CORE
spondence, and few days ago started
East TO see if the young lady was the
sort Of woman he wanted for wife.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

ASco1CHMAN'sd definition of metaphys-
ics-"WheD the party that listens dinna
ken what the party who speaks means,
and the party who speaks dinna ken
what hemeans-that is metaphysics.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

DO you believe in spirits?' asked a
young woman of her escort to a party.
81 can't say that I.do."' "Or here
after?" ITO be frank, don't think !
believe in any thing" "But you ought
to try. 1t isn't very hard. You need
think scarcely at all to believe things"
Merchant Traveller.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

The CITY of Washington is said to have
been first called "The City Of Msgnif-
cent Distances by President Madison.
1t is SO called on account of the wide,
open Spaces caused by the peculiar plans
of its streets, and being originally laid
out on large scale.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

CAMoENs. the celebrated writer of the
"Lusiad, the great Portuguese epic,
ended his life, it is said, in an aims
house, and at any rate was supported by
. faithful black servant, who begged in
the streets of Lisbon for him,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

"SoME boarders," said Mrs. Lever
good, imam offended tone, ''are hand to
please. Il heard young Ridley complain
ing of lack of variety of food at the
table this morning, and i have hash five
times week. That ought to be variety
enough for any man." ....
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

aLhD WhAAHn' tlt0 1Or SuDSUaH-
tial eatables, the hurry and worry Of
business life make brisk demand for
drinkables, and the subsequent over
loaded condition Of the stomach COM
pels visit to the nearest pill shop.
1.-THE great Chicago trinity saloon,
drug store and restaurant" wise man
from the East once upon time called
the combination, and, to tell the truth,
he was not far from summing the whole
thing up correctly. yidean aN}vaS SCI
Saloons and drug stores are very
much alike wherever one may 60, and
1t would be waste of words to speak
about them, but description of what
Chicago offers in the way Of ,eating-
houses will throw some light ona mat
ter in which every body is interested. \
First of all, then, Chicago has restau-
rants for all classes and conditions of
human beings. Restaurants for the
rich, restaurants for the poor, restau-
rants for women, restaurants for me-
groes, restaurants for Germans, restau-
rants for Frenchmen, restaurants for
rat-and-rice eating heathens, lunch
counters for busy clerks and eating
halls for tramps and other impecunious
individuals.
There are, for instance, gorgeous
dining halls for the representatives of
the four hundred who may desire to
dine outside of their clubs, where a
niace of sirloin steak costs n dollar and
a look at the head waiter adds quar-
ter to the BILL where garcons in full
dress fit hither and thither with noise
less tread, where fnger-bowls are in
everyday use and where even the
fashionable mouth-bowl is not a
stranger.
What on earth is mouth-bowl, you
ask. Why, the mouth-bOwl is Russian
institutions; a square or round glass
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

ANXIOUS father Of nine blooming
daughters (attired in his night-clothes
and examining the bed-posts): maria,
are the children all in? I can find only
eight Jumps Of gum"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
'rancaise, on the
ane-looking male

'ancaise, on the
ne-looking male
waiteiA Who
view with con-
tempt, begotten
by feeling
Of racial SUI
periority, upon
German waiting
maids and hum
BILE Senegambian
menials. In nine
cases out Of ten
t h g s h a b b y
French waiter Is
a man Of family,
that is, the de-
scendant OF .
family with 8
title as long as
L at of til q
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
A sure Sign.

Jones'" said Smythe, as he watched
couple strolling near, shat Is afst
love affair" -...l,. III
"How do you know?" .,
81 just heard her make him promise
not to smoke or drink.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

A WHEELING statistician figures that
1t would take train Of 175,O0O cars to
carry the freight Of the Wheeling dis
trict for one year. Such train would
be 1.16o miles long, and would reach
from New York to the Mississippi river.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

"HoNEYMooN ROW" is the name given
row of houses at West Chester, Pa,
occupied by newly-married couples ex-
clusiyely.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

''BRIGADE" meant originally noisy
crew or company, from italian brigare,
to brawl. 1t is Of course a near relative
of @sbrigand."
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

Oresna, the Paradise Of Farmers.
Mild, equable climate certain aud abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass, stock country
in the world. Full Information free. Address
Oregol Immigration Board, Portland, Oregon
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

A FISHERMAN at Doylestown, Pa, saw
. sunfish swallow bee, and few min
utes later saw the fish ON the water
dead. He cut it open and the bee few
off ~. u Il. -. ! ~. II
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

bowl with a pref
ty little glass in
side; the whole
being served on
a glass dish to-
gether with a
fine linen dolly
Of dim i M tive
size. After the
finger bowl has
been passed, the
gQIcOH makes HIS
appearance with
the mouth bowl.
With as much
grace as you can
command you re-
move the glass
from the bowl,
pass t h @ per-
fumed W a t g r
thro ug h your
v,rno,<b arI nm
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

Youcan't help liking them, they are so very
smaltnnd their action is SO perfect Cine Till q
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

'IN what light" asked the teacher, @sdid
the Emperor Nero regard the Christians at
Romes" And the smart bad boy thought it
was terch-light
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

AT the rate of increase in the past few
years the wool cropof Colorado will soon
exceed in value the output of her silver
mines,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

CHECK Colds and Bronchitis with Hale's
Honey,uf Horehound and Tar. $50
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

2 SOMEBODY who believes in old-fash-
toned methods of discipline recently
sent young lady teacher in Maine a
bundle of shingles.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

MARYLAND expects to produce 10000,
900 bushels of oysters this year. tis
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

SAVAGE died in . prison at Bristol,
where he was confined for q debt of
fortydollars.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

A pocket cigar-case free to smokers o
Punch &c. Cigar. i1t-.. g.. "a
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

A DANDELIoN which has grown to the
top of a teu-foot pole is the product Of q
New Haven truck patch.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

F1EEDIva lies in the burying-ground
Of the English factory at Lisbon with
outa stone to mark the spot.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
THE HUMAN APPETITE.
How It Gan Be Satisfied In the
City Of Chicago
Restaurants Where Mouth. Bowls Are In
Daily Use-Fifteen-C Cent Hash Houses
"A Study Of Walters and Their
a Peculiar Wsys.

Especial Chicago Correspondence
In Chicago, as elsewhere, man can not
live without dining, and the only differ
ence between the simon-pure Chicagoan
and other specimens of American man
kind in this respect is that the Michi-
gan Lake breezes have the effect of
creating an appetite which would put to
shame the dweller in any other part Of
the country. Take him all in all, the
average Chicago man lives to eat, and
the average Chicago woman keeps him
company.
This will, perhaps, explain the ex-
istence of the thousands of restau-
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

PROFESSOR Occurring to medical
students)-For this illness, gentlemen,
there are but two remedies, and neither
Of them will do any good"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

If you have ever used Dobbins' Electric
during the "a years 1t has been sold, you
know that 1t is the best and purest family
soap made. If you haven't tried it, ask your
grocer for it now. Don't take imitation.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

BR0NcHIrIs is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

SANTA CRUZ, Cal, reports thirteen
months-old baby that can swim like a
duck. Is oltt cn EE udh!
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27

CHArrERToN, the child Of genius and
misfortune, destroyed himself at
eighteen
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1889-11-27
EAT, DRINKAND BE MERRY, FOR TO-
MORROW WE DIE.
HAM AND EGGS. ......, 10 CENTS.
OATMEAL AND EGGS. 10 CENTS.
With a cup Of coffee or tea free gratis.

In the same place small beefsteak,
potatoes, bread and butter, and three
doughnuts can be obtained for a dime,
and sirloin steak with the same extras
for fifteen cents. Pork and beans is
worth eight cents; mutton chops, ten
cents; roast chicken, fifteen cents, and
other articles In proportion. OF course,
eating houses Of this description are
patronized only by the lowest class Of
working people, tramps and other prob
lematical characters. The fact that, &C.
cording to a police officials statement,
there are in existence in the business
districts of Chicago over one hundred Of
this class Of restaurants, each Of which
feeds from one to five hundred persons
per day, proves perhaps more conclusive
ly than any thing else that a large city
like Chicago harbors at all times ten
thousand men who are either out of
work or belong to the criminal class.
The hash-slingers employed by the pro-
prietors Of these resorts are recruited
from, their customers, and hence the
casual observer need not b surprised
when he receives q somewhat noisy re-
ception.
Chinese restaurants are something OF
snovelty in Chicago, and no Caucasian
would care to visit one OF them for the
purpose Of obtaining . meal more than
once. The victuals and aeaicacies served
by the pig-tailed proprietors of these
South Clark street dens are prepared in