New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-13
TIE TALK or TIE DAE
The poet Of q The Washington Critic refDarss
Young women now essay the style
OF writing which Is hot,

The poet OF q The Washington Critic remarks;
Young women now essay the style
OF writing which Is hot,
And pen erotic novels with
The accent on the rot
A native uoosIcr, fresh from the Wabash, and Who
bosriinS hogse seeuainfance tbs morning about Q
supper he had II John cham6erin's last evening ~
h ssss cana % snppeT resrrd the Hooser and ii
beat any cookin' ever saw IN lpteanny.'
aWhat kind Of game was u n
g'Twas what they called Welsh rabbit, cookcain,.o
thin paste and spread on toast and was m ,l \,
GOOD ealing M you There ss was no , 9Gnss our To-
jeany cotton tails maybe us the way ~
has Of eookiD em continued The Hooser, s as the
good taste left in his mouth. washington crific.
Boston win soon have real estate exchange ana
auction room, an Institution which has long Desb
needed in that city.
What is your business, STRIP asked a Cambridge
am the practitioner in tho new science Of presery
L But you are dressed as mechanic and not as
Yea: I'm gravestone Ietterer SACRED to the
memory, etc., you know.'-tC Cambridge Daily.
You make me think OF your fstherip said the old
lady to the youngster, ayou're so unlike him.
That's tho reason the 18th Of March, 1880, made us
think Of March 10, 1888.
THE MODERN MAID.
whore are yos sc.ns to. my gCetiy Ps aid
II
And what do you do there. my pretty maid y
:" Mako whites and biscuits, kind SIR" che said.
Ill
g And then do you eat them, my pretty madP
@The good LoFd deliver us, SIR she said.
-tsomeryfle Journal.
Says The Boston Herald at is the fashion among
Boston fashionablcs 10 patonze The street railway
/ -
tho broadcast and highest aceeptatou Of the word
blessed with bullion wen with blood and brains
prefer not to Keep their carriages in town, and arc 10
be met with morning, noon and night, making eails
shopping going 10 concert or theatre, and even oo-
casonally dinner in tho comfortable Back Bay cars
And so II has to pass that these very same com
Portable cans are quite rendezvous Of society. Nearly
every one who gets in knows nearly every one who %
already IN An air Of gay abandon pervades tho SCENE
as much as gay abandon pervado . scene In
Boston"
upon tho English language and the words pisot;ry.
and to pigott' have been passed from papers INTO
sasa speech On SFSur.asS which Val spgs.s = ase
epurss, suppose, IN the New English Dictionary
ss ss pS Sp Ss or
Ireland yesterday TO mako statement-Rigotted bin,
p..ss asa ana indeed &c remark hat
Ir. Healy Ensdo use OF az expression which, trust.
words which "catch on,' as tho praise
Is, cannot be stopped even BY so powerful
person as the Speaker OF tho House OF Com
MONS and I expect that to pigott WI became az
much Of q recognized term Is to boycott-tPan NAL
Gazette.
Swords and their uses again." muses. The Boston
Transcript some queer phrases como to tho us
toner's ear In the course of tweivemonthl Hero is
ono word told Of by friend, which is quito new To
this friend woman, speaking the other day Of her
surroundings and home her neiGhbors more especially,
said:
awe have very little soeiety-very few callers !:
wo End We don't CONCEAL very wcll with the people
about herep
Possibly the trouble was that the people really
did CONCEAL because they didn't like Partingtonsms
But what she meant was probably congene"
Sufficient Reason Brovn-Hello, Robinson,
thought ycu were taking In the musicale tonight
R0birson-I Just left there.
Brown-What msde you leave so eariyf
Roblnson-A stxteen-yearOd young man trying 20
sing Larboard Watch, Ahoy.'~tThe kpoon.
some cynic meanly sugsests that tho publishers
Of Robert Esmero try 20 induce tho pablo Libraries
IN various towns to taboo that novel. knowing that
every one in the town VIII promptly buy copy, In
order to SEQ how bad ft s.
A Plausible Tdes-S Pa said Bobby, who was look
ing over his picture book isn't that picture OF
Jonah and the whalei'
Certainly not,s replied the old man iInpasiently-
he had been answering foolish questions al the even
ing n II were, wouldn't Jonah be there, toof
Perhaps he's inside tho whale" suggested Bobby
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