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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-06-29
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In the medical line is the pleasant fruit
laxative, Elixir OF Dates. 1t combines
the active properties Of dates. flgs and
prunes In such n way as TO makeit one
Of the most pleasant and effective RENE
dies on the market. I'll easily taken
BY old and young, and Is a sure cure Tor
habitual constipation, blliousncss, dys.
pepsia, sick headache and piles, and oil
diseases caused by q weak stomach, dis
oAsed kidneys or inactive liver. Sold in
81 cent bottles by o. X. Goetze, W. w.
Irwin, w. Il. Williams, John Laughlln.
logan Drug Company and Goodwin 4
Co.. wholesale agents.
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snnnny E%1enr,lona on ONO ILIver !.

Sunday Excursions OH Ohio River II. II.
Until October /, 1880, Sunday excur'
sion tickets will be sold as follows: To
Woodland, 90 cents; to New Martins
vile and sistersville, 81 30; to williams
town (Marietta) and Parkersburg, 81 %
Good for return passage on date Of sale
only. j. g. ToMLlNsoN, Agent,
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iEnicred at tho Tostoacc at Wheeling, W, Va,
a. krcUnd.ClRsS mAtieT.l
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WHOSE taste was it that selected John
o. Pendleton to present tho public
school medals2 And who took the lib
erty to bill him on the programme us
NJ. or A public school entertainment
should be free from this sort of thing.
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GIRLS Of West Virginia, the State Uni
versity is now open to you. Show that
you desired it 80, and that you mean to
avail yourselves Of Its advantages. Go
in, and make the boys stir themselves.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-06-29

You can never know till you try, how
quickly a dose Of Ayers Pills will cure
your sick headache. Your stomach and
bowels need cleansing, and these pills
will accomplish II more eilectually and
comfortably than any other medicine
YOU can find. DAW
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-06-29

IL onco a week or once seml.occaslon-
ally be enough attention from the gar
boge collector, why pay him for daily
visits? This lisa practical proposition
in munical economy.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-06-29

AFTER the new reservoir shall be ready
for service, how are we going to get the
water up there? viii the old pumps
stand it2 And il not, what will be the
cost Of new pumps that will stand it2
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-06-29

IT becomes our painful duty to inform
some esteemed contemporaries that Gar
rett county is not in West Virginia.
Maryland ownsthat county Of mountain
summer resorts.
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MAJOR MuLnooN, trainer OF Col. John
l.. Sullivan, says Sullivan is now "as
good a man as can be-" Then Colonel
Sullivan should tarry no longer in this
wicked world.
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On. L. WILLIS WILSON has been Gre
ating some Generals for US. Don't lot
our military establishment get top
heavy, Doctor,
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A %rnouGnTFuh editor speaks Of Amer
lean libel laws Ms "English in o%riginand
Russian in operation" No nail was
ever more squarely hit on the head.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-06-29

IT is natural that estimates OF the lives
'loat at JohnstoMus should vary, Whether
5000 people or 1900 persisted, the
calamity was horrible enough,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-06-29

Tmg Democrats have Foraker already
defeated. That's nice, They do well to
take it while they can,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-06-29

WHOM paby was alex, We gave her c%astoria,
when sho waS a Child, she cried for caltOria,
when she became Miss, she chung to caStOria,
When rAO had Children, abe gayO them cuStOria
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General Notices.
DoN'T YOU sRE2
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC,

la aow prepared 10 clean rrlvy Vaults and
tess Fools on short notice, at the rate Of Zoe per
bGrrcl-forty gallan barrels, VIII guarantee all
Jobs to be done promptly, and In u satisfactory
manner, I, II. VAN f0SSEN,
Telephone 2s7. ans
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puhno Sale.
IOUBLIO sALE.

ny virtue Of The apjb6hty vested In them by
certain Seeress 81 the Circuit Cnuft Of Ohio
SSooEH99ty, Mekl Giryinia, dAtel respectively on tie
t,luAy OF April, A. u. ISIS, and on the 9Th day
OF Dceeinpeer A. D. 1855, IN tho 18th dny Of NJ.
celnpeFi ~ D, 1883, and on tho 21d day Of Dc.
cen Der, a. y. 1855, III q suit IN Chauccry therein
rCndlng, wherein RbblCskI u. Caldwell waS
plaintiff aud Caroline n. Wilson and Others
were dcicndRnN, tho undersigned special com.
miMi0nerS Will sell " public auction, At the
front door OF the Court HOuso OF Ohio county
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THERE Is u man In our town
And he Is very wise, Sir,

Que remedy no tries, sir,
The blood 70 purify,
He tells his friends and nothing elSO
Is he Induced to try,
because, having taken DR.. PierCe's
Golden Medical Discovery to cleanse
his system, tone 1t up, and enrich the
blood, and finding that 1t always pro
duces the desired result, he Considert
that it would be foolish to experiment
with anything else, His motto is;
"Prove all things and hold fast To thai
which Is good" That's why he pins hi
faith to tho "Golden Medical Dlscoy'
erY.m
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-06-29

A man doesn't feel in theleast inflated
when blown up BY his wife.
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Children Cry for Pitchers Castorla,

tooss,s ned clover Pills Cure sick
Headache, dyspepsia, indigestion, con-
Blipatlon, g6c per box, five boxes Iof VI.
Forsaleb by Logan Drug Co. Bridge Corner
Druggists, Wheeling, W. Va paw
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orRunrestrained MayorisstllI with US,
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WHEELING DAILY INTELLIGENCE sATURDAY:MoRNlNG, JUNE 49, 1889
New Advertisements.

INOUND-A GOLD MASONIC
By calling Il thls OlicO aud proving property,
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Y@UEITED PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
AS Rev. 1T. Mcclure, d. D., pastor. Ser
vices ut 1880 o. nj. ChildTcn'a church at 9 p.
m. No evening service.
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TasT. MATTHEW'S PIE. CHURCH-cor-
~ ner Fifteenth and Chapllle streets
Rev. II. Il. swope, DID, rector. Services OF
1850 a.. IN. aud 1880 p. m.
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RADlsCIpLEs CHURCH Centre Wheel
~ i~ng-PfeAchlng Of 1880 q. m. and i14l
p. m. Sabbath School at . q. m. lABelle Nils
sion at $3.50 p. IN. Prayer meeting "Wednesday
at 7,lO n. IN.
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Religious Notices.

~FTRsT ENG, EVAN. LUTHERAN
~ CIIURCH-RDy. u, II. DornblaACr, pas
tor. Services at 1880 q. IN. and 7:l5 p. m. Sun
day School at 9 n. m.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

eyes, a few; but rarely Is monkey
educated to do the tricks nowadays when
we're taught TO them ten years ago II was
a common thing in the streets OF Ne"
York at that time to see monkey per-
forming on wooden pedestal IN 'hf
street. These accomplishing OF ihe
monkeys are fast falling into the soup
But the little animals would learn Just a.
quickly now as they did thensf put to i.
ITO teach monkey To put on and take
of a hat, the hat is first placed ON It's hea1
and then taken of and replaced by The
master guiding the monkeys hand by
taking hold of its arms accompanying the
two movements by separate command.
and an occasional pinch Practice soon
makes the monkey perfect in these move
ments. During all these lessons the
monkey has been dressed and has become
accustomed to wearing clothes.
..How is monkey taught to walk upon
its hind legs?"
THE hands, or fore feet, are fastened %
its back. The body Of the monkey i then
raised 10 standing posture By means Of
the string fastened 70 the collar. The
same impulse Of avoiding which caused the
animal to come when called Is the motive
IN this instance. When the animal has be-
come accustomed to standing, the hand.
are released. When once the monkey L
accustomed to walking upright, it is an
easy matter to teach the animal to walk :
tight rope In fact, owing % the lorna
ton Of its feet, the monkey finds Il yery
easy to dance ON the daring slack wire
The power to preserve his balance is borI
in the monkey and he is really quite ACTIVE
in his element on the rope. While walkin
about it is an easy matter 10 teach tn
monkey to dance. By continual repetition
the animal soon learns how TO ring bell
strike the cymbals and TO turn the crank o
small organ.
-IiOH - tlit hvlSNJ t1uAAt W HiiOot
gun?'
by gradually making itacquainted wit
the noise of an explosion. This is done b
first exploding percussion caps ami the
light charges at distance from II
monkey, gradually bringing the monke
nearer. In this manner the animal 500
becomes indifferent TO the noise and wi
hold the gun with perfect fearlessnes
The fingers Of the monkeys left hand a
then placed firmly ON the trigger and /
knuckles are given sharp rap which q
plodes the powder. In very short tin
the monkey will pull the trigger at Il
motion Of stick
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

coming Is In reality a rlslnp =, /
which brings favor and dIssA.s
10 all these persons.
The first bars Of the nala-.,
mediately re-echo through M
IL 10 not a dance, but a cadence II
the traditional promenade whlsa
the ball. The Grand Marshs'sT ~ Il
Grand Mistress take tho hssS I ]
same procession. Generals M
cradle couple represent betwasss \
pretty nearly two complies ~.
Grand Duchesses, the Empress !, II |
OF the foreign ambassador. ~ L
couples form IN their suite AVA
around the room. After this al. Y
ceremony the sovereign eoes y ]
with the diplomatic corps o. VI
grand dignltaries. and ia NM
and waltzes begin; but the NJ III /
not become really animated gs,sI
mazurka, that dashing miles.
par excellence national dspss
cavalier marks the rhythm 81 ~ \
by striking the floor with ,he "
his spurred boot; he raises III ~
In his arms like a tremblluy
dashes across the room 4
bounds. deposits his prey a. ~ J
end. and falls on his knee bslsss
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

ton the animal should go, It soon learns
TO watch the hand and follow the direction
indicated. This is one Of the most i'm
portant phases of the monkeys education,
as Il enables the italian when exhibiting
the monkey in the street to send II up to
and into windows to collect pennies"
sBut how is the monkey taught to fetch
small articles?'
ooh, that is simple matter" was the
reply. "a coin is placed in the monkeys
hand. If it drops the coin the monkey is
rebuked and the coin putinto its hand, until,
after repeated trials, the copper Is re-
tanned. Each time this is done the master
repeats certain word in Italian which is
the equivalent of the word fetch After
the idea of holding the coin Is firmly fixed
in IT'S mind the monkey win hold out It's
hand TO receive It, and will finally grab
for Il. When this point is reached the
penny is laid before the monkey upon the
floor, when the animal win pick II up.
The coin is then gradually moved further
and further away, and finally thrown Il
the other side of the room. With a wave
of the hand the monkey Is then sent u
pick up the coin and told to fetch 1t. This
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

JAMES PARyoN. the historian, being
asked his opinion OF jackson, in view
of Bishop Potter's use of the phrase,
sJacksonian vulgarity," when charac-
terizing the manners of that time, said:
ANDREW jackson was one of the most
majestic of men. He possessed a nat
ural dignity and courtliness which
never failed to impress any one who
sver saw or met him, Louis Philippe
declared jackson was the most digni-
fed man, the most thorough gentle-
man he had ever met"
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

DIR. EMERSON, in his recently pub
lished diary. relates this: Henry
Thoreau told me as we walked this af-
ternoon good story about boy who
went to school with him (Wentworth),
who resisted the schoolmaster's com
mand that the children should bow to
DR.. Haywood and other gentlemen as
they went by. And when DIR. Hey
wood stood waiting, and cleared his
throat with 'hemF Wentworth said:
you need not hem, doctor, shan
bowrn
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24
LIaht WeIRht chamnIon.

A coal office. Good morning, sir I've
applied for the place which you advertise
in the papers"
Coal Man--What have you been doing
heretofore?
'''ye had little something TO do with
pugilism. I'm the champion light weight
of the country, but want to get out OF
the business, and thought Knight be fitted
for coal office"
Light weight! Why yes! I'll hire
you to weigh our coal. Chicago Herald.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24
what Shall We can 4.

There u need 81 nov i.
phrsse that shall be disliaeslss
presslve Of modern progress
preston. sthis age Of steam "
tricity = has become stale ~
neyed. For all practical psifsas
description il N al least half ! ~
behind the times Rnd sliOula X y
with the phrase il suppressed
age " canals and stage coaehsa
dylag carpet and magic niifsus
Arabian tales, were reailza4
Holmes says, ia the modern 4
coach aud Photographic camsn
the WOnderfni advances sinee ~
ventiOus lind no PROTOTYPES 4
Oriental imagination and alnas +
lance the Wild dreams 0f 49,
Here, for Instance Il MF. E&sa
magician of Menlo Park. amkis
.'lar sight machine" By aaa
which, he predicts. ''ons pe-es
distinguish u face 0f a iriesa u
distant Neat comes learas
It's from the UaiyersIsy II II
yania. like another DF. kaass isa
diaD0lsenl laboratory, Nish ns
contrtganess which. Il i
measure tho llme Ia huHaMsas
second which 10 rsquirea Is u
lllieramt r0lors. and sasy es IA
exactly how long ID tskes Sol i
[ a ross that j. just under yosR ss
taata 4 bcsf4sa6r that = IL gug
10 isSI thlng that u uades fsa 4
hsar a stroct band that has aets|
play
Aud stranger still an lsalaa 4
seems 10 combine the qualities
mechaniciau. netaphyAlalan Iii
elan all In one. has construed
chine which Registers ia eaa
Ounrrs the amount ~ bgula yas
panIed IN nsntsl effort and "
Just hos much a dream we.gA
many pounds IL brain cells N |
sansd ia retdlag d book, " W.
poem. or lsstcui9g ~ eormie
arr eiaariy ID this line u Asseas
that shall do for th1 noes. sass
ilon. and oven the natural ssnsf
tho Intellect what the tsleta9s
Tor ths rye and thn telsphass 81
ear Will the eomsag ussa sns
a Lick uoseseope and shias y
ZalinsNt dynamite thiB&cs. I
thing ~ that sslrtF To eAh "
which gives us thssc w@adess I
chantcai inycntipa. this arsf
paHsion n pin mater aaa ls1'ss =
brain power by mRehlaegf,
81 stuafn and electricity. y s'aa
/ Cincinnati Tines
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

The Countess de la Tore, who used
to make herself somewhat obnoxious
with her tribe Of cats in Kensington,
is now sojourning at a small inn at
Gerard's Cross with flock of goats.
The noble lady, clad positively after
the fashion of a herdswoman, in full
cotton skirt and blouse bodice, roams
the country with her four-footed
friends, sometimes, it is said, even
sleeping among them at night in truly
pastoral fashion. She has not deserted
her penchant for cats. of which she
still keeps large number.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

OF miraculous escapes from death
made by man this deserves to go on
record: When the Cynthia and Poly
nesia collided in the st. Lawrence the
other day James Low, the quarter
master of the Cynthia, was in his berth.
and when the vessels closed for the
second time after the momentary re.
bound he crept through the gap in his
own vessel into that made in the Poly
nesia and thus saved his life.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

AMONG John Brights sincerest
mourners in this country was Edward
Finch, mule-spinner, at Providence,
RI While corporal in British
regiment Finch fell under the dis
pleasure OF superior officer, vindic-
tive young sprig Of nobility, who
finally had him tried by court-martial
and sentenced to be logged. Finch's
wife hurried to London and told her
story to Bright, who used his influence
with the war department so success
fully that the soldier was released.
Later Mr.. Bright furnished him the
means OF obtaining his discharge and
Finch and his family came to this
sountry.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24
IlInr Ont the nld. RIng D 2

A well-knowu noyeitsi v%
the other day about the alle
elasm Of the American peop
livsrsd himself 10 tha talieHs@
nus style Yes. We ars
and ] am gind If II. ~
things are imperfect aaa
New things embosly not ogily
dorm ~ She past. but the pN
the present, aud | am toF
time in art. science, mecas
and even theology. II J waFe
crat ! would pull down even
ho,,se after Ii had boon iissa
twenty years. Why? Besa
Of all. a better and heaisalsH,
could be built IN its place, s'sa
In the next place, the cxFA
human beings gradually Wy
the wallis and woodwork 9
that has been lived Ia for ~ n
years, and | don't believe u
Bile 10 live III close eoBtact w
particles Of animal matter
they may be. or c0nrse, lne n
aesthetics who are constantly
American icOuoclasm. VIII N
Phtlistine and other bad ria'l's' a
will talk eloquently aboul " .,ssI
ance Of preserving old laao@ II
houses, old institutions. basN WI
the modern house, with ~ ~ W.
proyements, the modern m~
modern lawyer no. " IA
thoughts. / don't want ans n
tho modern newspaper, asa.
his faults, tho modern pollsl1ess, -
centennial Is bringing out W. ~, NJ
who think thoy would like ~r'
ate the past, But as u naav !
II by some miracle they WI .s
planted right into the W.T.
which they poetic 80 pss, ss
would be cured Of their delaasiT 4
than a week. IL Is easy ~ ssIR
sigh for the good old times y /
Ing In che luxurious emoIsva Nh
nineteenth century. -" New
bune.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

THE attempt of Paris milliners to
render the corn flower popular is re-
ported to have failed, for the reason
that the corn flower used to be the
favorite flower of old Emperor William
of Germany.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

CAPT. NATHANIEL II. FALKNER of
Maine, although he has followed the
sea steadily sixty years, for forty of
which he has been captain, never lost
a man, never had a man die at sea,
never lost spar or sail, and never
called upon the underwriters Tor a
cant -
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

QUEEN VICTORIA sat for an hour or
two in Hyde Park one day last week,
and correspondent who saw her says
she looks red, small. profusely
wrinkled, and not at all amiable.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

In remembrance OF her good work
for Hindoo women number of large
photographs of Lady Dufferin, done on
porcelain and handsomely framed, are
being distributed by subscription to
most of the hospitals in India, where
they win be hung up in the wards.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24
The l.aw ar ,'ompsaaisl

The suH delights u spssHa ~ 's'
t'pon some uElS sIsos
To make a rainbow 81 ssiA
or EiId chimney POI
Tho muu arch pgwaH sutafssssIa
To kiss a muddy sisgss
And git y pretty nnssril le@is
IL beauty 70 y suarr.
know that all this isa's sssA
Hut u nsaY haip yug wssa
Won wonder urukiy tF0Hles ssss"
To marry uEiy fnnu
-Pitts6urg Dispatch.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

TER of the famous English
furfst, Sir Charles Russell, is an abbess
in California She is said to be in
every way the intellectual equal of her
distinguished brother.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

HENRI MATTHEW, 101 years old. one
of Napoleon's veterans, died in
squalid New York tenement few
days ago.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

SARA BERNHARDT. who has always
smoked cigarettes, has now taken to
mild cigars. She remains, as usual,
fond of newspaper p,lffs.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24
ExperIenoed FIremnn

First Fireman THAT alarm il trou
box $780,"
Second Fireman-'Great Casarl Tbaps
in district full Of freproof buildings
Hurry, or we'll have terrible cOnaagra.
tIon.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

THE queen OF England seldom drinks
more than one small glass of wine at
dinner, and afterwards takes few
drops of good Scotch whisky.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

Mr. PULvER, of Yineland, N. j., has
eaten an egg every day for the last half
century, Up to.date he has pulverized
1921 dozen.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

ON.the ground of familiarity with
French, the British Minister and the
Partisan Minister at Washington are
getting quite chummy.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

II think, Miss Blossom, res req. ! 4
Mr.. GIlloy, ''that / shall hsss ~
call on your friend, Miss Pose ~ "
Ing" "Yes, do. 3 am aurs ~ .ssas
dalightcd 70 have you co. re', sal
Blossom, In her sweetest tone ' M v
ing smile led him 70 believe ~ ~
struction OF the sentence
peculiar Minneapolis Trlps"
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

ALGERNoN CHARLES SwINBURNE las
been asked to write poem on the
Prince Henry of Battenberg's latest
hahv
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

THE duke of Devonshire has entered
his sgd year in capital health.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24

Mother-''What is II, my daughter?',
Charles has insured his life for me
benefit for s50,0O0."
"Has hep Well, now my daughter
there Is no longer any objections TO your
making him that angel cake you have been
talking about
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24
1--WE should never comnlain -

''We should never complain, whatever
might befall u.s." said the minister. .sThe
moment we grow dissatisfied we become
unhappy
"Do you really think SOP" she sighed.
Eyes" returned the good man, othe
first woman who complained Of her Lot
was turned into pillar Of salt"
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-08-24
Dress Makes the Man.

Customer See here! I've only worn
these pants one day, and they already bag
at the knees"
Dealer-''Yah, das vas recht. Dose Is
our patent knee-stretching pants vat make
effery customer Of our look like a literary
man. See? You wear dose pants, mlen
frient, and folks dake you yor sharles
Dickens or Shakespeare.