St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-22
MINNEAPOLIS.
Additional City News on Pages S.
PHASES OF LIFE.

There IS one man in Minneapolis VINO
t'haS it in" for certain country con-
stable, and it is safe TO say that II he
ever gels an opportunity, he Will make
that constable wish he had never met
him. The young fellow is an ardent
sportsman, and never misses chance
TO tramp through the country with
gun on his shoulder. As his business
keeps him at his desk during the week,
Sunday generally finds him enjoying
himself in his own way. Last Sunday,
as usual, he made an early start, and
when about five miles from the city.
encountered an entertaining individual
on the road, as both were going IN the
same direction they naturally fell INTO
conversation, the stranger speaking en-
Enthusiastically of q hunting dog which
accompanied him. He was apparently
very familiar with the locality. and in
formed the city chap of a lake" near
by where any quantity of jack snlpe
could be found, and volunteered to pilot
the way. The offer was accepted and
the two men soon arrived at mud
hole designated by the cOuntryman as
the lake. Snipe were plentiful, and
when one jumped within few feet or
the men. the gun cracked and the bird
4Glt llAb tliC hdlNls iAFA VIZ NO~t4NAJ
man sent his dog in and got the bird.
After he had thrown the bird to the
sport he opened his coat and showed a
big star with constable" stamped
across it.
Say, mister" he exclaimed, with a
bread grin, ''I've got you now for VIC
latimg the town ordinance. The council
passed law agin shOOtin' on Sunday:
The fines from - to s25. GotyOu sure"
and he chuckled to himself in anticipa--
ton of the way the city fellow had
walked into lis trap.
You've got me?; asked the sports
man in surprise. Not by a -- SIGHT,
You theYing, lying, son OF sea COOK
So YOU are constable. Thank God you
are not 4 man. If you take one step or
make a move TO come near me, I'll blow
the whole top of your head Oft. You
are worse than snake, and some one
ought to Kill you. The constable didn't
laugh then. The close proximity OF the
barrel of the gun to his face. and man
almost craZed with anger back Of 1t,
was too much for his nerves, and the
sport was allowed to walk away. Yes
terday he informed number OF his
friends of the affair, and he says he will
hire somebody tn get that fellow drunk
when he comes to town, and let him
try little Of Judge Emery'S JuSuce.
Tom Moore, the proud parent OF a
ine-months-0ld boy, was advising q
man seventy-five years old, whom ten
children call father" how child
should be brought up. You should
first instill into the mind Of the infant,
said Tom, ''that when he does wrong he
is going TO be punished, and when he
behaves he is going to be rewarded.
This will learn kid to distinguish right
from wrong as quickly as any way
know Of But be sure to let him under
stand that he is going TO be rewarded
for it. ] always keep some inducement
before my son. For instance, ] got him
TO behave himself a whole week by
telling him he could see his father
shave himself the next Sunday. This
week he is an angel child because have
given him my word | will take him out
doors some morning and let him see the
smoke come out of the ehimneys."
The father of ten children looked at
Thomas minute or two. and finally
asked slowly:
''Sac, mister. amt you kidding?" and
then walked out