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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-01-23

Jem Smith, the English pugilist
who fought draw with Kilrain, has
issued Z challenge to Peter jackson
to fight to a finish (LOndon Rules)
with bare knuckles for a stake of
$500 or $1,000, the battle to take
place in France or Spain. Jackson
will fight If Smith viii let the affair
come of under the auspices of the
California Athletic Club. Jackson's
next fight viii be Patsy Cardiff and
he viii then face Pat killen.
Skipping.
ARRIVALS: Jan. ,. bark ". B.God-
frey, IS days from Honolulu; Jan. 3,
bark Alden Besse, 13 days from IA
hului; Jan. 3, bkt. Ella, Ii days from
kahului; Jan. 3, schr. Queen, IS
days from Nahukona; Jan. 10. bkt.
Discovery, Is days from Honolulu:
Jan. ID, bkt. S. \. Castle, 19 days
from Honolulu.
DEPARTURES: Jan. 2, SIS. Australia
for Honolulu; Jan. 5, bkt. S. G..
Wilder for Honolulu; Jan. 6, schr.
Dora Bluhm for Mahukona; Jan. 7,
bkt. Planter for Honolulu; Jan. s,
bkt. Mary Winkelman for Honolulu
Jan. s, brig Consuelo for Kahului
Jan. L, schr. j. @. Ford for Kahului
Jan. IS, schr. Queen for Mahukona.
PROJECTED DEPARTURES: Bark Al
den Besse for Honolulu, bkt. Dis
covery for Honolulu, bkt. S.N. Castle
FOR Honolulu, bark w 3. Godfrey
for Honolulu.
HoNGKoNG, arrived Dec. Is, bark
Amy Turner from Honolulu; Dec
IS, ship Daniel Barnes from Homo.
lulu; Br. bark John Nicholson from
Honolulu.
PoRT TOWNSEND, arrived Jan. 6
BARK Atalanta from Honolulu.
LIVERPOOL, sailed Jan. 6. Br. BARI
Royal Alice for Honolulu. Passed
Holyhead Jan. g.
SYDNEY, sailed NCv.2S, bkt. Wrestler
Tor Honolulu.
The schooner Emma Claudina is
ashore at Hogmaw, w. 7. Her shoe
is gone but it is believed that she
can be saved.
The trade between Hawaii an6
California was a trife smaller IL
volume in 1888 than IN 1887. The
balance Of trade is still largely IN
favor Of Hawaii. The exports tC
various Hawaiian ports IL 1888 were
valued at 32,836,760, as against
y, S63,6 in 1887, S3,O57, 230 in 1886
and 81, 1891 IN 1885.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-01-23
A QUESTION ANSWERED.

In reply to the third interrogatory
propounded in Mondays Bulletin,
we are able to say that the result has
fully justified the course of the Gov
eminent in rejecting the bids for
removing the buildings from Ka-
kaako to the new Ieper station and
undertaking the work on its own
account. Any ono who doubts this
statement or wishes the figures can,
we presume, Be fully satisfied by
applying at the Bureau OF Public
Works.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-01-23
FOR RENT.

lsss THE PLEASANTLY LOCATED HOUSE
R939 and Premises. on the corner of King
;5H3 ana Alapai streets, at present occupied
scz&s@SS by Rev. E. G. Beckwith. Possession
gwen January. For terms apply to
CBAS. NJ. COOKE
I75-tf Attorney for Mrs. q, E. Cooke.
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Assignee's Notice.

THE UNDERSIGNED HAVING BEEN
i appointed an assignee of the estate of
w. II. GRAENHALGH of Honolulu,
Oahu, Bankrupt all persons indebted to
SAID estate are hereby notified to pay the
respective amounts owing by them i'm
Inediately to the undersigned.
W. C. PARKE,
16-6t Assignee.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-01-23

D. L. Moody, the renowned evan
gelist, began a thirty day revival
season on the 9th inst. He has Sc
cured the Mechanics Pavilion and
on the opening night the great audi-
forum, capable OF seating fully r.
600 people, was crowded to its ut
most capacity. He has received a
warm reception by ali of the Protes-
tant ministers.
There was a dangerous fire on the
morning Of the 7th, in the block
bounded by Howard, Folsom, Ninth
and Tenth streets. The blaze orr
ginated in a frame dwelling and was
with the utmost difficulty prevented
from spreading. Several small
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-01-23

The s. S. Zealandia should have
sailed on the 18th but did not get
away on account of a delay in the
delivery OF the English mails at New
York, to the railroad companies.
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DRESSMAKING.

MRS. VI. B. CAMPBELL HAS COMMENCED
w the business OF Dressmaking. Cutting and
Fitting. at her residence No. 73 Beretania street
opposite the Hotel The patronage of the ladies
is respectfully solicited. Satisfaction guaran-
teed. SS-tf I243Iy
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EVENTS OF TO-DAY.

SUPREME CoURr-Term, foreign and ma
tive juries, 10 a. m.
AUCTION SALE-By J. 7. Morgan, stock OF
liquors bankrupt estate ". s. Luce,
10 a. IN.
CoRPoRArION-Ka piolani Park Association,
annual meeting, 10 a. IA.
X. OF P.-Oahu Lodge, 80 p. m.
CHU2cH SERvIc zs-SeCond congregation
St. Andrew 5 Cathedral, Central Union,
two Hawaiian and two Chinese
churches, Z 80 y. m.
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Annual Meeting.

THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE
L stockholders of the kspiolani Park
ASSOCIATION will be held on WEDNES-
DAY, the 23d INST, at 10 O'Clock q. m, at
the rooms OF the Chamber of Commerce.
a. 5. CLEGHCRN,
19-td President.
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NOTICE.

4 LII PERSONS ARE HEREBY NOTI-
"a fed to keep off the premises OF All Soy
on King street after 8 o'clock at night, or
they viii be held responsible by law.
20-3C* All SOY.
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Annual Meeting.

STOCKHOLDERS OF c. BREWER &
- Co., Limited, will please take notice
that the annual meeting of the Company
will be held at the Office on Queen street,
on WEDNESDAY, February 6, 1882 at
10 o'clock a. IN.
J. 0. CARTER,
Secretary c. B. q Co.
Honolulu, Jan %, 1899 19-2w
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IMPORTANT TO ALLIANCES.

We have received numerous enquiries
from Alliances as to how they should pro-
coed to avail themselves of the advantages
offered by our Act Of Incorporation-what
is necessary on the part of an Alliance to
do in the premises We submitted these
questions to our Attorney of the Execu-
tive Committee of the State Alliance and
give his answer as follows:
The action of the officers Of any County
Alliance or SURVEILLANCE as prescribed in
section eleven of the Act Of Incorpora-
ton, coupled with any overt act or reso-
luton of any Alliance recognizing or
adopting such action of it's officers is quite
sufficient in law to constitute such Alliance
a BODY polite and corporate under the
Act, without other formalities. But in
order not t. leave this matter open for
CONSERVATION, it is proper for each ALI
ance to assemble with it's officers, after
such their action as is prescribed in sec
ton eleven, and by resolution accept and
adopt SAID a It as its charter Of incorpora-
ton. A sufficient formula for this pur-
pose is:
ResozUed, That - Alliance, No. -,
hereby accepts and adopts the Act of AS
sembly entitled can Act to incorporate
the Farmers State Alliance of North
Carolina and Sub-Alliances," as it's char
ter of incorporation, and the Constitution,
Bylaws, Rules and Regulations which
may be prescribed by the properly con-
stituted authorities Hereunder.
Thus, our Attorney makes it plain that
we have only to pass a resolution in the
above form, a copy Of which should be
entered on the records of the Alliance
adopting it and a duplicate, signed by the
Secretary and President, should be sent
to the State Secretary of the Alliance for
file in his Office. We are gratified to pub
fish this in answer 10 many inquiries and
for the information of the brethren gen
orally.
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and representing both the Alliance
and Wheel, which had been appointed
by the President of the National Far.
mers' Alliance and Co. Operative
Union of America, met in committee
room on call of their chairman. r. J..
Sledge, Of Texas.
This committee ~supersedes the cot
ton committee Of three that was pro-
vided for by the National Alliance at
Meridian in Demcember last and ap,
pointed by the President. That com
m1ttee reported to the President of the
n. +. A. and G. U. of A. during the
Birmingham meeting, giving a state
ment of what they had accomplished
and showing the difficulties that would
hlnder them from further action, and
asked that a committee Of one from
each State be appointed to carry out
the work. 1t was shown that that
committee had done all that possibly
could have been done and that they de-
serve great thanks for their labors,
and therefore the Birmingham meeting
passed a unanimous resolution indoors
ing their recommendation in favor of
having the President of the N. F. A.
and Z. U. of A. appoint one from each
State on the new committee.
Il. j.. Sledge, chairman, called the
committee to order. The following
members we're present:
Sledge, of Texas, Featherstone, of
Arkansas, Hord, of Tennessee,
Payne, of Kentucky, Lacy, of Mis-
sissippi, Kolb, of Alabama, Donald
son, OF South Carolina.
After a general consultation it was
decided to elect an executive commit
tee OF three to take the active work of
the committee in hand and devise
ways and means of carrying out the
work with vigor. Sledge, Of Texas,
Kolb, Of Alabama, and Hord, of Ten
nessee, were chosen as the executive
Committee, and authorized to pro-
coed at once with the business, and
given full power to act, in order that
some definite instructions may be
given to the called meetings of the
county Alliances in June.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28
A GIGANTIC INSURANCE TRUST

Mr.. Adeloert Hamilton, a welI-known
legal writer in New York, makes a re-
view in the Forum for June of the meth
DDS of the great insurance companies; and
he denies hat there is really any compe-
tition between them at all; and he says
that certainly there is no competition
which gives the insured the benefit of
low rates. He enumerates Sc associations
of agents Zone of them a national associa-
tion), which are maintained for the pur-
pose of regulating rates." "They are,"
says Mr.. Hamilton, almost without ex-
ception wrought into n gigantic insur-
ance structure managed every year with
more complete control and greater strin-
gency." After an enumeration of them,
he declares that some of them are clearly
illegal and that all are Of doubtful legality
because they are combinations to stihe
competition and to keep the cost of g
useful service to the people at a high
p-ice.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28

Engineer Ludlow informs us that. he
has not yet completed his estimate for
the Winston and High Point rood, but
that it is his opinion that the cost will
not exceed $1,000 per mile.-High
Point Reporter.
President Harrison has appointed
Charles Swayne, of Florida. to be
United States District Judge for the
northern District of Florida, made va
cant by the recent death of Judge
Thomas Settle.
We are indebted to our good friend,
Col. G.. B. Pickett, of Texas. for a kind
invitation to attend "The Karporama of
Texas" 70 open at Fort Worth May 10Th
and close June Goth. 1t will be a grand
affair and Will be worth a trip across tn
continent to see.
Sister Lydia S. Bulla, Secretary No.
1923, sends us a club of ten subscribers.
She will please accept our warmest thanks
and also a copy of The PROGRESSIVE
FARMER free. How many Of our lady
friends could do likewise and thus help
US and help the cause.
The closing exe1 cises of Piedmont
Seminary, Lincolnton, N. c., will occur
the 10Th and Both insts. The Annual
Sermon will be delivered by Rev. J. B.
Shearer, D. D., President of Davidson
College, and the Annual Address by L. l..
Polk, editor The PROGRESSIVE FARMER, on
the Doth.
In connection with the attractions at
the Fair Grounds in Charlotte to-day
there was to have been a prize drill for
infantry companies of the North Caro-
lima State Guard. First prize, $3.50 in
gold; second prize, $75 in gold. We
have not heard the names of the COM
panies that will compete.
Bro. Sheriff., of the Concord Times,
proposes to publish an agricultural paper,
called the Piedmont Farmer. That par
ticular section Of the State will be
peculiarly favored with this class of litera-
ture. But the field is a large one and
there is plenty of room, and we visa
Bro. Sheriff. and all Of them a large and
prosperous patronage.
The commencement exercises of Wake
Forest College will occur June 10th, 18th,
18th, 18th. The Alumni Address will be
delivered by Hon. G. M. Cooke, of Louis
burg. The Hon. W. L. Wilson, Of West
| Virginia, will deliver the Annual Address
before the two Literary Societies. Rev.
DR.. G. w. Carter, Of Raleigh, will preach
the B~accalaureate Sermon.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28

The following is a list of appointments
for County Institutes made by the State
Board Of Education. They will oegin on
the dates mentioned, be held at the county
seats by the conductors whose names are
given, and continue one week:
Prof. G. d. McIver-McDowel, second
Monday in July; Mitchell, third Monday
in July Yancey, fourth Monday in July;
Caldwell, fifth Monday in July; Wilkes,
first Monday in August; Alexander, sec
ond Monday in August; Jredell, third
Monday in August; Rowan, fourth Mon
day in August.
Prof. b. P. Moses-Madison, first
Monday in July Buncombe, second Mon
day in July; Haywood, third Monday in
July; Jackson, fourth Monday in July
Swain, fifth Monday in July; Graham,
first Monday in August; Cherokee, sec
ond Monday in August; Clay, third Mon
day in August; Macon, fourth Monday in
August.
Prof. E. A. Alderman-Henderson,
first Monday in July; Tran 4ylvania, sec
ynd Monday in Jnly; Polk, third Monday
July; Rutherford, fifth Monday in July
CASTOR, first Monday in August; Neck
lenburg, second Monday in August;
Cabarrus, third Monday in August.
Prof. J. Y. Joyner-Currituck, first
Monday in July Camden, second Mon
day in July; Pasquotank, third Monday
in July; Perquimans, fourth Monday in
July; Chowan, fifth Monday in July +;
Gates, first Monday in August.
Prof. NJ. G. S. Noble-Onslow, first
Monday in July; Pender-Columbus,
third Monday in July Brunswick, fourth
Monday IN July Bladen, fifth Monday in
July. S. M. FINGER,
State Sup't and Sec'y Board Education.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28
SENATOR EDMUNDS ON BAL
LOT REFORM.

Senator Edmunds, in an article in the
June Forum on Corrupt Political Meth
DDS" estimates that $5,0OO,OOO were
spent during the last campaign and much
of it for illegal and immoral purposes.
After Analysing the causes of the low
state Of political morals that permitted
this, he prescrioes, among other corrective
influences that are needed, better registra-
ton laws, the secrecy of the ballot, re-
striction of immigration and naturaliza-
ton, and the publication of campaign TX
DenSeS,
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28
NEWS ITEMS.

Read the advertisement of A. B. Deans
of thoroughbred lambs, &C., and write
him.
If you want cotton seed oil machinery,
read the advertisement of the Cardwell
Machine Go. and write them.
AsheviIle is chosen as the place for
the next meeting of the Southern Pres
byterian General Assembly.
The Edgecombe Guards gave an
anniversary dinner at the Fair Grounds,
Tarboro, on Wednesday, May 22d.
President Carnot, of France, gave au-
diencc on Tuesday last to Mr.. White
law Reid, the new American Minister.
The Marshals of Trinity College Com
mencement will accept Jul thanks for in
vitation TO attend the exercises on the
18th of June.
A collision of two British steamers
occurred Monday, which resulted in
the sinking of one of them and the sup
posed loss of thirty persons.
It was a Massachusetts Legislator
who 20 beautifully remarked that ''the
gentleman from Blankville has hit the
nail on the head in a nutshell"
A duel with swords was fought in
Paris Tuesday between an editor and a
member of the Chamber of Deputies;
the former was slightly wounded.
The building trades of Pittsburg and
Allegheny City. Pa, have inaugarated
a strike for an average advance of twen-
ty-fve cents a day and union workmen.
The State Institute for Predetermined,
at Frankfort, KY, was burned, but the
inmates were all rescued without acct
dent. The insurance foots up $25, 900.
Among the witty things said by How
rem, the new evangelist, in Charlotte on
Friday last, was that before he stopped
drinking he had always drawn his salary
with q cork screw.
A lady at the Centennial banquet
said that q distinguished guest ate like
a bird. It is to be hoped that he did
not take a peck at every mouthful.-
Baltimore american.
A physician says that the F'spring of
the year cranks," who fill themselves
up at this season with herb teas and
bitters and blood purifiers, are more
numerous than usual.
The Democrat s;ys of the weather at
Charlotte: During the past week we
have had the warmcst May weather for
ten years-the thermometer having
reached 94.4 on the 9th.
During the storm of Thursday, at
Hickory, the lightning struck the Ger
man Reformed church, tearing out one
side of the steeple and knocking off
some moulding on the inside.
The Wilson Adcopce says Mr.. David
Daniel, of Black Greek, caught seven
pounds of perch, alone, from Content
nea Greek on Saturday. He says he
fshed only about four hours.
Stephen Kirby sued the Marietta and
North Georgia Railroad for the loss of
his boys foot. He was given So
damages. Evidently small store is set
upon the foot by a Georgia jury.
The steamship Gaelic, from China
and Japan to San Francisco, arrived
last week, having made the fastest time
recorded, from Hong Kong, twenty-one
and a half days, and from Yokohama
eighteen hours and twenty-five minutes.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28
NOTICE.

To the members Of the Farmers Alliance OF
Wake County,:
On Friday OF each week | will leave at.
the Office Of our State Business Agent,
and at the Alliance Tobacco Warehouse,
a statement of prices as they have been
given to me, and at which the brethren
can trade for one week from the date
thereof. J. D. ALLEN, G. B. A.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28
TO THE WAKE COUNTY FARM
Frs ALLIANCE.

RALEIGH, N. G., MAY II, '89.
There will be a called meeting Of the
County Alliance on June 4th at 2 o'clock
p. M, to consider matters of Importance
to the order. A full attendance is de-
sired. a. G. GREEN,
Pres't Wake Co. Alliance.
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1870
NOTICE.

The Sub-Alliance Business Agents of
Durham county are requested to meet the
County Business Agent on Saturday June
the lst, 1889, at the Farmers Alliance
Warehouse in Durham, at II o'clock
sharp, to attend to important business.
PATRICK H. MASSEY, Co. Bus. Agent.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28
ATTENTION sUB-ALLIANcEsl

By authority Of a resolution Of the
Wake County Alliance the different Sub
Alliances in Wake county will be adj
dressed at the following times, by the
brethren named, as to the ACCESSIBILITY of
subscribing to the capital stock of an AL
lance shoe factory Full attendance de-
sired. W. G. CRowDER. .
Sec'y. Wake Co. Alliances.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28

JOHNSTON COUNTY ALLIANCE No. 233.
The Secretaries of the Sub-AHiances of
Johnston county will please forward to
me their quarterly reports and a list of the
delegates to our nextregular county meet
ing in July, on or before. the first of July.
I receive my mail twelve times a week.
The quarterly dues can be paid on the day
OF the meeting.
Z. d. SxEAD, Sec'y.
P. 0. address, Four Oaks, Johnston Co.
n. G.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28
Secretaries.
COTTON COMMITTEE.

Immediately after the adjournment
of the convention, the cotton commit
tee composed of one from each State
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28
S. OHIO WILSON'S APPOINTMENTS.

S. OHIO WILSON S A~PPoINTMENTS
Stoney Hill, Friday, May 81, 8p m.
New Light, Saturday June /, 10a. m.
Little Rock, June ], 8 p. m.
Soap Stone, Monday 3, 2 P. N.
Sandy Plains, 3, 8 p. m.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28

W. H. C~HAMBLEE's APPOINTMENTS.
Farm Hill, Saturday, June l., Up. NJ
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BUSINESS AGENCY FUED.

The following additional County ALI
ances have paid to the Fund as follows:
Duplin, $4,000
Pitt, 3OOO
Bladen, , 1900
Davie, ZOO
Northampton, 1000
Randolph, 95 no
Mcdowell, Lu.oJ
Robson, 1000
Orange, 1000
The following Alliances have paid 500
or more:
No. ~, Fremont, Wayne Co..........S127OO
{. 1 . RldgeeWay, Granville ...-.... IG9.50
585, Honeycutt, San pson "........ 10000
One hundred Alliances have rnsrnndnd
to the proposition made in The PROGRESS
IVF FARMER to contribute from the ALI
ance Treasury to the Fund sums paid
ranging from So to $40. What say the
other Alliances? Do you wish your
Alliance to remain at the foot? I return
thanks to the many Alliances that have
responded to Circular No. l, and earnestly
request those tina have not, to do so at
once. Contributions this month have
been good, and the Fund now exceeds in
cash twenty thousand dollars, with many
good promises for payments from now
until October 1st prox.
Brethren, if your Alliance has not at
tended to this matter, be sure to attend to
it at next meeting and let me hear from
you. Fraternally,
w. A. GRAHAM, Trustee.
Machpelah, N. c., May 4, 1889.
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D.. P. MEACHAMS APPOINTMENTS.
Pleasant Springs, Saturday June l, Up. m.
Dutchman, l, z p. m
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]. j. ROGERS APPOINTMENTS.

Apex, at next regular meeting.
Reedy Creek, Saturday, June l, 2 p. m.
.Asbury, T. 8p. m.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28

The following additional County ALI
ices have paid to the Fund as follows .
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1889-05-28

hereby, requested to join our Presi-
dent, S. M. Adams, in a proclamation
asking each County Alliance and
County Wheel in the United States
to meet on the second Tuesday of
June, 1889, to ratify and take steps
to carry out the action of this body.
l.. F. LIVINGSTON,
G. w. MACUNE,
L. L. Polk,
S. D. A. DUNCAN,
E. CARR,
W. Fl. LAWSON,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-09-21
Valuable Hints.

The following special hints for inter-
course with the bookkeeper were found
In Broadway business house:
The bookkeeper likes hearty slap on
the shoulder unawares, especially when
engaged with pen and ruler over the
ledger. His functions being altogether
moro ornamental than useful, he will
feel offended If you confine yourself to
business. His favorite topic naturally
remains the weather, but he also keenly
relishes politics, your own inventions,
the cunningness of your dogs and chill
dren, and the general business of man.
kind.
You will always be surest of his atten-
ton when he is making out long state
ment for somebody who is drumming
with his hands and feet to retard his last
train. When you catch him footing up
a heavy column just give him a chance
for rest by confidentially whispering a
nice string of assorted anecdotes into his
ear, the older and longer the better, and
he will never forget you'll To fire his
imagination let him smell your breath
and other exhalations by leaning well
over him.
Don't neglect to deposit your cigar
stumps. ashes and dismissed guilds on
and around his inkstand; 1t will surround
him with an atmosphere Of sociabihty
which makes him very proud.
The bookkeeper being a gentleman
you should never be ashamed to ask him
for loans of money, of his umbrella, rub
6ers, and his pencil.-Cloak and Suit
/ Review.