The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-06-27
WISE AND OTHERWISE


For disordered liver try Beechams |
Pills.
20, ma, did you think | was lost ?n
said Jennie, who had gone for walk |
around the block and returned five hours |
afterward. No. replied her mother. |
81 thought that young man had found |
you"
Upon the bill of fare the clam usurps
the place of the oyster. The clam bears
the same relation to Chesapeake BIZ
valve as ham sandwich does to por-
terhouse steak. Don't be clam Bal
ttnlore american.
Vote as you pray exclaimed the
preacher, and the ward politician who
was listening to him whispered to him
self: 1.-THE duffer amt got it straight !;
the boys always prey as they vote."-
NeU York Tribune.
He-Do you read the current fiction of
the day ? She-Not very extensively, |
am ashamed to say. However, | did
wade through Robert Elsmere," and
intend to read this Pigs in Clover that
everybody is talking about.
When hen succeeds in Matching
chicken from a china egg and soldier
kills an enemy at hundred yards with
a blank cartridge, then a merchant may
hope to do a successful business without
advertising .-DdnSCHle Breeze.
What is dude, anyway q? He is the
graceless son of egotism and stupidity
his sisters are vanity and heartlessness
There is only one thing to praise about
him, and that is he lives in harmony
with the rest of the family.-Te,rdS Sift-
ings.
The woman who writes in fine, ie-
minnie handwriting, with violet ink,
still sends contributions to editors now
and then. She is not known to fame,
however, for contributions written in
that way seldom get into print.-7he
AuthOr.
SAvED.-A fine family of children
were all afflicted with scrofula. Two
died early the rest would soon have
followed, but for the timely and perse-
vering use of Ayers Sarsaparilla, which
built them up in a healthy and vigorous
manhood.
why VIII You
Allow your health to gradually fail !? If
you are closely confined indoors with
title or no exercise, and desire good
health, you must take care of yourself.
a sound mind and strong body.
First Old Bachelor wonder who
that melancholy-looking man is over
yonder. Second o. Bills name is
Benedict and he is one of twins. One
of them recently lost his wife and the
other was recently married. | don't
know which one the man yonder is.
A man supposed to be a tramp was
found dead in wood out West, A jury
inquired into the cause of his death, and
reported as follows The jury does not
find that the dead man has been foully
dealt with and is of the opinion that he
died simply because his time had come
and there was no getting out of it."
ShiIoh's Uatarrh Remedy.
ShilOh's CataIrh Remedy, marvellous
cure for Catarrh, diphtheria, canker
mouth, and headache. With each bot
IL there is an ingenious nasal injector
for the more successful treatment Of
'heae complaints without extra charge
Price 80 cents. Sold by j, T. Shurtleff,
Bennington.
One Gordon, vocalist of the last CEN
fury, rashly accused Handel of accom-
panying him badly, and added that he
would jump upon the harpsichord and
smash it if the composer did not change
his style. Let me know when you will
do dat, y said the Saxon MASTER land !
will advertise it, ! am sure more beopc
will come to see you shump dan will come
to hear you sing !"
Dyspepsia aud Liver Complaint.
Is it not worth the small price of -
cents to free yourself of every mptGm
of these distressing complaints. If you
think so call at our store and get bot
tie of Shi'oh's Vitaliz"r. Every bottle
has a printed guarantee on it, use &C
cor lingly. and if it does you no good 1t
will cost you nothing. Sold by John T.
Shurlleff, druggist.
Said one of the girls about to gradu-
ate I've been writing my essay every
Saturday since the term began and now
| have siXty-seven pages and the subject
is only half exhausted Whats the
subject ?" The intellectual superiority
of women over men," Really Does
it take one hundred and thirty-four pages
of manuscript to prove that P'' why,
yes" Then you must be on the wrong
side of the question:
One H ndred Ladies' Wanted,
AMI 100 men u call on any druggist for
free trial package # Lanes Family
Medicine, the great root and herb rem.
edy discovered by DR. 81 las Lime while
IN the Rocky MountIins. For diseases
Of the blood, liver and kidneys it is
positive cure. For constipation and
clearing up the compl xion it does won
itrs. Children ike it, Every one prais-
IS IT, Llrg" z package, 80 cents. AT
: ali druggists.
$ have been afflicted with catarrh for
20 years. 1t became chronic, and there
was a constant dropping of mucous mat
ter. 1t extended to my throat, causing
hoarseness and great difficulty in speak.
ing, indeed for years | was not able TO
speak more than thirty minutes, and
of en- this with great diilicu ty. also,
to great extent, lost the sense of hear
ing in the left ear, and of taste. By the
use OF Ely's Cream Balm all dropping of
mucous has ceased and my voice and
hearing has greatly improved JAS w.
Davidson, Attorney at Law, Monmouth,
Ill.