New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-07
TIE TALK OF rae DAY.

An English clergyman, Il sad who was yecen<A
telling tho story of the Good Samaritan, gpt i've
Incidents In the Bible mixed, with eec,dedty
hdicnous result After reciting the good Samafssus
promise to the landlord Of the Inn, And when eons
again I will repay thee" he added, This he sxa
knowing that he should sec hie face no mo<cs
Mrs. Cleveland b said TO DO taking lessons a.
the violin, but we don't imagine she VIII ever Know
how to play second fddle.-tfhe Boston Hefsid.
It is said that one Of the most active pcnocr.ss
Ward politicians Of this city thtaks OF writing boos
of "reminiscences. A good title for would h
Barkeepers Have Met
For a Change.-Mrs Kawler-Doos your HUSBAND
0'I Mrs stayathome-oh, yesl Every wednesasy ana
Saturday evening, while run the lawn mowcr.-tav-
renee American
Western editor thus comes TO the defence a
tho typewriter girl: She may chew gum, but Ne
never dallies with tobacco toys with the sepea
lurking in the wine glass. In these respects ha
superiority over her male competitor Is palpsby svt
dent She never indulges in draw poker nor higA.
B0w-jack therefore she work for smaller salary
than q malo and save more, too. The proprietor
swears tho Office boy doesn't whistle much =
before the advent OF the typewriter girl.
How is your son getting along nowi'
Hes mot doing much IS i.o he soS Sng % sers
And yet he has had ars.-eiass university eds
~~~N~@
%Yes, he has been hard student, ADD upon
What q pity he doesn't know sometnins soost
baseball There's uR,tSp situation vacant ..s, g
retired on competency, you know.'-tBoston Tran
script
II Is perhaps In order to remark that although New
York may be little backward In such things 40
putting stone over the grave Of dead man, It 10
pretty we'll up m front when 1t comes to feeding
please copy.
after listening for half an hour TO the man who
wanted Office.
plant 'N Want Is for yOn 70 Is OF x
situation so that caG grasp h.S-tChieago News.
Maybe the pesslmsts arc right when they say that
we arc all selfish msaeriasts; but 4 90. IL is pretty
hard to explain the way In which the Nation b 10
spending to the call for help tu Pennsylyania
1t is difficult TO make saggsstcn to ness authors
has had enough red, red blood TO last n for several
months, and now &c wants bread The reading word
the bread requires brains. Maybe some Of tho warm
writers have brains. Now Is their tine TO demon
strate t.-lWashngton CHue
A health authority says that Boston baksd beam
and Boston brown bread should be on tho table
either hot or cold. at least three times week whsh
leads Tho Boston Transcript thus decorously 70
whoop: "Now Let New-York sneer and Chicago sbs,
We are all right Maybe you arc al right, but yoa
have 10 20 out of New England for the best beans. 70
there.
Mrs Honeymoon-Areu't these dear htts eonee
spoons that Brother Tom sent US Mr, Honeymooa
Very | resolved tho bill for them this mornnG
seventy. dive dollars for the dozen-tHarpocs Bafaf.
At clerical gathering the other day the Rev. Dr..
satterlee OF this city, told good story against HIM
self While lecturing recently before body Ok
worklngmen, he vas much annoyed BY the interFOp-
,,px ~ a bumptious young man. Finally ths doctor
asked the young man his name. Elisha Tompsins'
was tho reply. Then you ought 10 % meek aad
humble as Elisha was replied the doctor. The audi
ance sppauded, but the youth At once turned tho
tables on tho doctor. by inquirins say, boss how
about that bear storyf'
svmnathetIc Iconoclasm.-Mr. Younghusband.-My
dear I am sorry TO see that one OF your nice new
dishes Is cracked =. -. ..,. ..,
Mrs Youn ghusband-Yes, love, but what eoud you
srncctt We have had cracked wheat In 10 Tor ms
past three months.-(Burllngton Free Press.