New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-22
THE TALK OF THE DAH

The man who went into Okfaho,ns with wagon load
Of collins has already found use for some OF them.
he got stranded where there wood. and be had
to break them up for 6rewood.
when about 100000 IS offered and refused for
single horse there IS prevalent opinion that the man
who wants 10 buy couple OF Iargcssed iackassss need
GO no hirther.~tGiasgow RyJ Times.
A Paris paper reports the recent arrival Of dis.
tingnished American from the West whose outfit was
five hundred thousand francs, red neokne and 9
pair of bottle green gloves"
There was q church fair at a small Western town .
short tio ago, and photographs Of the young women
who were to serve &C the st,nds. including some IN
bnriesqne company camS along Al the same time. and
portraits OF the actresses were placed aungsde tho
moving the pictures Efss Of the local ss their M.
wholesome neighbors, whereupon the theatrical msn-
noanee@ent that these arists have no connection
whatever with the amateur performance ct the baptist
Traveller.
local paper says that at church party. recently
held in McDonough, Chenango County, N r.. forty
young women put up at auction and sold to the
highest bidder hsyseed believed the sale was bona
fde and put up all his cash. ~ 40. on the prcttiest
bid OF IL took considerable persuasion 10 con-
vince him that he could not remove bis purchase TO
the paternal ranch
Prom the Fuiness OF the Heart Bimbery-- Doddley;
you are married man. and ought to be able 20 tell
wornsn's pocket being so hard 20 got At fOunacd on
facts or mott
Doddley (who married rich wsdowI-Y You bst they
are. BY the way, Kimberly. have You got couple Of
dollars you could loan me TIL Saturday fTerrs Hsute
Express.
From this on the question "whers shall we 70 ths
summers VIII be asked at good many breakfast
tables.
1t Was Go.-Young Mr. Brokaw twho eeiisyes IN
doing everything IN business Ake wsyl Mss South
S sS Ao s !, r1S y are
MISS sOu.hmayd lfree.ingty,-Yss, SIR. Thsr is shs
do0r.-(Buriington Free Press.
The efforts Of the Fish Commission TO propasass
shad in the Colorado River have been successful and
the Indians of Arizona getting their fret taste d
that fish,
This Is a true story that I got from . friend e
ne Day or yo He . s, asssnd ss sss
las sentie@an who accompanied t;n, but yss .
that mans hand had ,erfsd hs watch ont Of Sis
had perpetrated Ike action on the man "a font uf
him, handed Il back to him with bow and smile
and Ike the gentleman he was sS6rnsd 70 rob S''.
brother professional -(New-York letter IN Hartford
| COurant
II Is said that Miss Emma Abbot likes no tltDe 90
vol as that of Honest Little En- In this she is
wise, for It fits her like glove.
| Crimsonbeak-I see that they toasted your friend
Bacon tho other night
Yeast-Is thai fact7
q Yes; read &c IN last nights papers
At the Alumni dinner ] supposed
sNo; It was out IN WyomnG-s
Toasted him Out In WyomIng"
| Statesman
A Minnesota embezzler now IN Canada threstens
70 return and sue the man who circulating the
report that no stole $4,000 BE says 10 was only
able to get away with 10000, and he proposes to
find out II there Is any law 10 protect people from
| reckless ISLANDERS The the abova
"Are you tho girl who 30 come TO our house
as nurse 7" asked fashionable lady OF tho healthy
looking girl who had Just entered the room.
I" / am, maam.s
az have examined your references and find them
satisfactory. You may begin next weeks
I" But II ye plazo, maani, I'd lie to asf yea wan
question:
"what Is it's
as Il . baby or a poog dog that I'm to look
acknowledgements Traveller.
How Max o'Ren would have enjoyed adding Gallo
touches TO this Oklahoma business.
At Bookstore. -"Have you a poem BEGINNING
The melancholy days have come tho sadest Of ths
year ~
Clerk-Yes. SIR It's in Bryant Do you want
copy Of HIS worhsf'
"Yes.S
clork las customer departsl--ThatSis a Muswunp
who voted for Harrison. can Stell 'em every
time.-(ChicagO Herald