New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-10
TIE TALK OF THE UAY

SAYS Tho Arizona Howlers: "some chump Of
tenderfoot in the East is writing paragraphs which
no credits to The Arizona Kicker and few edL
tors out this way whose brains In their mlclase
pots are saying that this stuf is better than anything
We can do. We denOunce The Kicker myth
and the galoot who invented It VIII show himself
in this town We viii conviuce him that our brains
and our bcops are in tho right place. The HOvier
represents genuine Arizona journalism, and now Is
tho time to subscribe"
30 wsel-4 Mamma she said. with litsls burst
q pdaSsa, s nroS sOndGSss nrSs do you
An. did he, my deari And what did my iiho
oh. told him that an engagement was too solemn
and sacred thing TO me 70 be entered Into without
srs Sn ana nv answer n week And now, Mamma
% ssa Tsy 81 h o 60 and
aYou dear wise little GIRL" cried the fond mother,
folding her child to her BOSOM and weeping SOiu'
In proportion 10 the population. there are morn
Massachusetts, people in the State Of Iowa than in
Massachusetts,.
He Preferred the Extra Expense-Fond Mother-
Really, Charles, Ameliss voice must BE- cu,iysted ILL
If send her abroad It will cost $4,000. Which
Unfceing Father-send her sbrud.-tBurlington
Free Press.
A Democratic paper says that the Republicans had
a razzle-dazzle time in Washington on Inauguration
Day. This is not so but 1t may be admitted that
they had drizzled rszEle time without seriously ON
bordering on the truth.
Bobby Ito young Featherly)-what kind Of music
wee, you playing on the plano last night Mr..
FeaIheriy-what hind of music, Bobbyf Why.
played selections from different operas It's called
BOb6y--Then Clara was wrong heard her ten ma
that you had been entertaining her with some alleged
music.-(Harpers Bazaar.
Another sermon on the deadly cigarette Is to 30
found In the death from cigarette smoking Of fifteen
year-od boy of Philadelphia
Epamnondas. sometime conaueror of Sparta, once
did Justice TO the nursery in famous sentence AI'
said he, rule the Thebans my wife rules me, and my
baby rules my wife, Thus you may see who se no
ing that when Chief Justice Fuller administered me
oath on the east portieO Baby Mckee went into ofcs
Ex-senator Tabor, OF Colorado, began life undss
Secretary Proctor working for some time In his mar
BILE Quarries IN Vermont
Fashionable Lady. I'm public iIbrary,-Have you
any Of Bsrt's novels a..
Librsrlan-No, madam I-er-I do not know thss
F. why. you have hIs name in your catalogue.
Here IL is-Sir Walter Scott Bart!-Nurp'
"The Amateur Sportsman" is bright and interest
ing monthly which Is to be published. as us hame
implies. In the interest OF the amateur spor'smen "
the country. Its aim viii be 10 furnish 70 all VINO
love outdoor sports such timely hints and points as
will render their outings successful and satisfactory
It Is published at SO Lberty-st. In this city.
THE BISMARCK DYNASTY.
C3LEtat-c'eSt molly
am the country, the country |
Made for the Bismarck dynaSt-L
That Is the end Of GermahI
am the country. lie that tricks
Or tests on BismarcRs politics,
The splendid German honor preRss
am the country-heart add core,
II other countries ask What forF
/ give INV word. 1 start war
am the Iron Chancellor. -tLondon Fun.
Ten colorcd men acted as the pallbearcrs At M
funeral of prominent white Episcopal clergyman '0'
other day In Columbus, S. O.
"why does the Democratic press strongly ana
indeeenily object TO Dir. wsnamaker In the Caoine'
asked ono citizen of another. IN.
Recallse he contributed rs much money towslu W..
election OF Harrison Cleveland did towaru NE '
tsosrS 9e ala ts se s sp S that might
be because Mr.. wanamsker Is a spccessiMN s+stawn
Herald
Cowiey, the artist who told the renlsrkane sloft
about stolen diamonds the other day. was originally
fence painter In Cleveland, according TO Tho Leans
Of that city.
George Granger OF AIlaben, Ulster County, aas ss
Leghorn hen which has three Leg .s in Rondout TO-
day day. He said that he has 800 ehcfsss He has
named The legged hen .s oek and d'V wifi follow
,ne penDn snas ,srs ann OF money for the freaks
s e VIII viii take n 10 NoSYorE city and place on exh
bltion.--{Kingston FREEMAN
If you are thinking Of buying aaes, see that ehey
says tAe right number Of stars on them great
manv saes wero made in anticipation of the adms-
sian OF North and south Dakota only and 10 Is salc
that some Of these flags have been put on the MARKET
Money In Literature, Publisher-oh. yes. indeed
sfoney can DO made in literature. Why: SIR. nsyss
saw women i've moro luxurousiy than Miss Braddon
AND Miss Muloeh.s 49,
Inor author (ssdlylY-e-s; but they married fnein
pu,iishers. Philadelphia Record.
Did He Observation-Disclosures why don't you
come around and join our elubs You've had iayitsr
tons enough ..-,,,
Chokebsnd-l know IT. but I'm AFRAID its n ineor
lcctuA affair.
paacs in tho lcast-t Huntington Free Press.