The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1889-01-11
INT ART OF KISSING.
An Essay That Read. as Though II Ha
Been Written by u woman.

Been Written by "a Woman.
In the old days when powder and
rouge were Indispensable, gallant
gentleman kissed the hand OF his fair
lady. And her hand was kept i'm
maculatc, that his kiss might mean
much to him. Nowadays men don't
stoop to kiss your hand; it would get
their trousers out OF shape. So IA clean
face becomes necessity to IA woman
who has any liking for that expression
OF affection which Is generally APP
proved Of and seldom we'll done. Tho
only kiss worth having. says writer
on the subject, Is that OF nice baby,
and yet the baby doesn't give it; it
only submits to it, and keeps its sweet.
dainty, perfumy little mouth shaped
like an o. "a it waits for you to discover
how delightful II is. Mems kisses are
like Scotch whisky they are apt TO be
smoky. Childrcn's kisses are inclined
to cover ones entire face, but baby
simply exists and let's you take
mouthful OF the breath Of Araby. Men
have an idea that their kisses are APP
preciGted. They are most immensely
mistaken. The average man gives
kiss just as he throws basel ball
with too much force. II ought to be
rs delicate rs rose leaf Almost
memory in u second. II need not sug-
gest postage stamp nor porous
plaster. One lady says; II could write
a book on kissing, but mankind is 50
determined that | don't think he'd
Jake any advice on the subject, and
yet, as it is the women who receive the
kisses, they certainly ought to know
more about them than the great big
stupid creatures who give them"
Good Floors For Stables.
A great deal has been written about
clay, stone, concrete and brick as ma
torials for the floors OF stalls and loose
boxes. The theory is that earth il
soft and moist for the horses feet and
that next To the original soil other
cool moist material is desirable. In
practice stall or box with no other
floor than clay soon becomes an of
fensive quagmire, IA stone floor is cold
and hard. concrete is soon broken up
by the continual stamping OF the iron
shod feet, and bricks absorb offensive
fluids to "A greater extent than wood.
A floor OF good sound spruce or pine
planks, thoroughly soaked through
with crude petroleum, will resist
dampness and decay for long time
and keep clean aud wholesome. In n
sta n double floor is laid. the lower
course transverselv OF the stalls. and
the upper one lengthwise and extend
ing back only rs far as the stall itself
There should be very slight slope
TO the rear for drainage. 1t is Sc
rious mistake TO make the slope too
steep, rs IL compels the horse TO stand
In an unnatural position with "a con-
slant strain upon the rear tcndons OF
the legs. AgriculturiSt.
Mud on the cows should not be
allowed Use the brush. A COW
should be kept as clean rs horse
We ought not to judge people by
their beliefs, because we do not know
how they have been brought about;
but we may justly apply the crucial
test 10 our own views, and honor or
dishonor them accordingly.
They were talking about elevators.
"There is an elevator In my fiat, but
never use it," said one
"Afraid Of an accident, supposer
"No, it's not that"
"why don't you use Il, thenp
"Because live ou the frst aoor."-Teru
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