Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-23
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TIME is money. Some oar
beat time. N'''''lct}
HE cucumber does its hoe.
after it is down. light
SPEAKING Of detectives, isn't ~.
a great shadower9 '''e
The whole truth-Caller-r.;,
your master in yet? Bridget
he's out on bail. 0 50
a PRINTER may not heed the a,..,!
rule;" that is not much his fs,,s s''d
his rules are made of brass
%PEhsEsT, Wear; past, wore. v,]
define that" said the teacher a "a|
mamma gets a new dress its IN ", W
and when papa gets the bill if w u
answered the bright boy. Y
AUNT BLACK "a negress, to 10, n
son)-Come right in yere, now. J
John Adams Washin' ton Lee, an, !
yo' face. Any one see dat dirty f..'l
yourse tink you white chile
In a Memphis police court-apr;
why did you follow this man and \
and kick him so shamefully,r y
sorry, Your Honor; l was a little IL
and I thought it was my WIFE
A MISSIONARY accosted c.n,!
shortly after the latter had 1;rol
the formers wife, and tried 10 i
him to repentance; but the barlo]
brute only said he was gladiator
CUSTOMER Say, Rothsteip vi
| that man doing all that vel]inr
screaming and swearing at the cd
in the rear of the store? Rotbstei
Oh, dot vos Rosenberg, der silent y,
| ner.
WELL, I'm surprised" exclai1
Mrs. Pneumony, when she receive
typewriter letter. from her son,
think that John, after going thro,
college, can't write anything but nj
letters"
MorHER-Fritzchen, last night
dreamed about beautiful cake 4
was so real [ knew how it tasted n
Really, mamma? When you are
ing to dream that again, may l ST
with you?
"YoU went to the exhibition /
Bertha?" Il am sorry to say d
"Ah! she told me that everything
saw there was hideous." "Yes.
spent the whole time before
mirrors. !"
ERASED melons, last year, did VI
What kind of luck did YOU hayI
"E'irst-rate luck. Got ten melons
myself out OF crop OF 100; three coli
families in the neighborhood, youEp
First-rate luck"
PARKsoN-I'll bet so cents that
ville's girl has Tilted him. Riekiol
What makes you think so? Parka'|
Why, he's out under the trees lool
for that pipe he threw away last MOI
Darlington Feee Press.
"MY papa's got some new horses
a nice new brougham." SWELL
papa's going to buy a new yael
"And my mammals got a lovely
piano." "Well-w-well, my MANI
got cook that has staid two weeks
"BoY," said grocer, "didnt l
you pocket an apple from that bard
NO, sir" "Look out! You were
ing very suspicious. I was watc|
you" Eyes, I knew you were,
that's the reason I didn't make a 4
and run for it,"
do YOU see the horizon yon|
where the sky seems to meet the cart
yes, uncle" Boy, I have jourad
so near there that I couldn't put Al
cent piece between my head and
sky!" "Why, uncle, what whoppd
1T is fact, my lad! 1 hadn't ond
put"
So" REMARKED the old gentled
to an aspiring son-in-law, "you want
daughter, do you? Well, you il
she has lost her fortune, and is no1
all irteuts and purposes bankru1
"That's all right" responded the b
young man, you appoint me reg
her, and I'll attend to the business
ROMANCE LITE IN LIFE.
The village of Port Jervis, "
County, has just been the scene
very romantic marriage. Joseph q
ling, the groom, is in his Saith !
while the bride, Mrs. Maria Edward
in her 74th year. The marriage 9
mony was performed by the Rev
w. Galloway, of the Methodist Gnu
The groom, tine-looking and ae
senior, with a profusion of iror
hair, has long resided in Binshan
and is possessed Of an ample fof'
The bride, who is also well preSsl