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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-11-08
Wheel House Carried AWAY

FORT MONROE, VA. Nov. THE steamer
Excelsior, from Norfolk for Washington.
Yves run into by tramp steamer tonight
and had her port wheel house carried away.
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Bond Purchases.

WASHINGTON, Nov. THE bond offer
ings to-day aggregated $700,600. All we're
accepted at III for the As and 1861 for
the AS
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A False Renort.

LONDON, Nov. S.-The report of the death
OF the wife of Prince Alexander of Batten-
berg is declared to be untrue.
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FUNERAL INVITATIONS.

HOUSION.-The friends of John Houston
and family are invited to attend the funeral Of
his wife THIS MORNING at $3.50 O'Clock, from
tie residence 17S Liberty street
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Removing the Exhibits.

PARIS, Nov. THE work of removing
the exhibits from the exposition is going on
rapidly, Many stalls are already dis
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-11-08
A RAILROAD MAN SURPRISED.
Capt. Tyler's Testimonial from Former
Employees.

Employees.
General Superintendent of Transportation
Tyler of the Central was presented a pretty
testimonial yesterday from the engineers of
the New Orleans & Northeastern rail-
road. Two Of the engineers came from
Meridian, Miss. to present it.
They are w. Perry, S., and ID.
III. Matthews. They arrived on the
Atlanta fast mail and went across to the
office Of Supt Tyler and presented tho
testimonial. 1t is handsomely engraved
letter in magnificent oak frame, with red
plush and gilt trim nings. The testimonial
reads:
Testimonial of the Brotherhood of Loco
motive ElgineeerS
Stephenson DIVISION No. go,
n. o. and n. z. R. R.,
To their late superintendent,
CAPT. E. L. TYLER.
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Ferry Not III.

PARIS, Nov THE Estafete, NJ. Ferry's
rgan. denies that that gentleman is i'll.
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SPECIAL NOTICE
TO THE PUBLIC.
READ FOLLOWING CERTIFICATE

READ THE FOLLOWING CERTIFICATE.
l have used DR.. Ulmer's Corrector in nv
family for some time and can testify to its
efficacy as great family medicine. For ladies'
IthlnK IL unrlvaled. GEO. NJ. KNIGHT,
Blandon Springs, Ala.
Would not take S1,000 for the good derived
from the use of Ulmer's Liver Corrector
III. H. KAYTON, New York
recommended by prominent physicians. and
awarded highest prize over competitors. Ask
for ULMER'S LIVER CORRECTOR and take
no other Prepared by
B. F. ULMER, NJ D., Pharmacist,
Savannah, Ga.
Price 81 per bottle. If you cannot obtain the
"Corrector" from your druggist. send your
order direct. and il will be forwarded by ex-
press, freight paid.
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SAM RANGES.

THE YORK BELLE FIREPLACE STOVE.
A substitute for fireplace CRATES. Will give
more than double che heat Of the ordinary fire
place CRATE Can be fitted to all sizes Of CRATE
or mantel openings Fire can be kept continu-
ously. Crate and fire pot can be replaced when
required without removing stove from fireplace.
Its construction is such that it can be used
either as an open fire or a close stove Gold air
is admitted at the bottom, passing around the
fire chamber and out into the room through
the top of the stove, thus keeping the air in
constant circulation, and heating the room
alike in every part.
HOT AIR FURNACES.
]. W. NORTON, Agt.,
Bryan street, I'd door west of Whitaker.
1873 CONGRESS EET.
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Capt. Tyler expressed himself as very
glad to see the engineers, and ia acc epting
their token of esteem wished them long and
happy lives. H took the visitors ou5 to
Thunderbolt in the afternoon and showed
them around over the CITY.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-11-08
THE JASPER MUTUAL LOAN Asst
CITATION.

The ninety fifth monthly meeting of this
Association will be held THIS friday
EVENING at O'Clock, at Office of Gar
rard & Meldrim
p. W. MELDRIM, President.
CHARLES S. WooD, Treasurer.
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l3 ING Is Ess STREET,
DIME SAVINGS BANK
OF THE
TITLE GUARANTEE AND LOAN co.
Receives deposits from One Dime upward and
pays or COMPOUNDS interest thereon quarterly
at per cent. per annum.
Special arrangements for money deposited
for fixed periods.
S. PER WEEK,
With interest compounded quarterly, amounts
in five years to 1,430; in ten years to So 274
and in twenty years to $S,053. This company
GUARANTEES TITLES TO LAND
For the benefit of purch sers and mortgages
135 CONGRESS STREET.
RICE MILL NOTICE.
The Upper Rice Mill having been thoroughly
repaired will be ready to
COMMENCE MILLING ABOUT NOV. 20.
Rough Rice received at any time and stored
in our graneries to await it's turn on mill.
Feeling assured of giving satisfaction, we
respectfully solicit share of public patronage.
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MEETINGS.
IMPROVED ORDER ran ,IEN

The council fire of Chippewa No will be re-
kindled TONIGHT, Nov. s, at 7:3O O'Clock, at
Knights of Pythias hall. All who signed the
application for the charter will please assemble
promptly at time and date mentioned.
W. H. HAFER,
Deputy Great Sachem.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

Advertisements inserted under "Spectal
Notices" iciH be charged 81 90 Square each
insertion.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
He Remembered Zoo Latte.

During the shower the other day man
was passing up State street with an umbrella
over his head when n stranger stepped out
of a doorway, grasped the handle, and said:
''Ive been laying for you for month"; l
claim this as my property"
"Ah! Exactly see!" stammered the
other, and he surrendered without protest
or struggle and bolted for doorway, while
the other walked off.
"Was it a stolen one?' queried a man who
had witnessed the affair.
''Well-er-well, suppose l picked it up
somewhere"
He stood looking after the umbrella for a
minute or two, a sad expression on his face.
and then suddenly uttered a great oath and
slapped his leg.
What is it!' asked his companion.
SPY the big spoon, but what a fool was!
l now remember that 1 stole that umbrella
in New Orleans a year ago, and that fellow
could have had no right to iti'-Detroit Free
Press
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The Reason.

"Boys," said the merchant to his employees,
81 am sorry to say III asc-e to make a reduc-
tion of your salaries"
''What," asked t. ~rc- lark, saint bust
ress goods"
''OhI yes, business is pretty fair"
''WeI, if business is good 1 shouldn't think
you would want to reduce our salaries You
own a yacht and have been sailing about in
her with your friends all summer. 1 shouldn't
think man who owns a yacht would want
to reduce the pay of his employees"
"There you are wrong my friend. It is
precisely because l own a yacht that l am
obliged to reduce your pay. When you own
a yacht and have lots of friends coming on
board to visit you in a social way, you will
see the point. Boston Courier.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
A Curious Coincidence.

They were crossing Clinton place in oppo-
site directions, and as they met each halted
And gave the other good looking over.
well, by George" exclaimed the elder
after a moment, ''but the idea that 1 should
ever see them again!n
"Whatm
me trousersi The pair I sold in the Bow
cry just four weeks ago today to raise some
gaiiders to satisfy me landlady of the third
floor recognize them by the stripe, the cut,
Che contour, the mended rent across the left
imee Hail, old friend, but do rejoice to see
thee once again"
Say, feIlar, where did We git dat coat"
queried the other in reply. 81 knowed him a
whole block off, did. OATS de garment de
Kids presented me wild fur standin' before de
brooklyn Terror fur seven rounds before L
went to sleep. Sold it two weeks ago down
ON Chatham to git backing fur my go wild de
Jersey Bantam"
"'Tis strange coincidence, me lord
''Mebbo IT'S a sign I'm going to knock the
Bantam out"
"And that 1 shall an engagement make at
figures fat. Farewell, familiar legs"
''Tra-la, old rooster. If yell come up wild
dat coat on I'll let We into de scrap free of
charge. New York Sun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
The Doctor.

Oh, doctor, in our hours of ease,
We scorn your counsel as we please;
When peach and watermelon green
The bosom rings with anguish green;
When in the night the hoarse ''ka-whoop"
Rouses the house with fear Of Group;
When midst the storm that rends the skies
''Newralagy'' tackles grandma's eyes;
When roaring thunder clouds low hung,
Retard the play of mas left lung;
When wintry drifts the roads impede,
And baby's nose begins to bleed;
When hub deep mud clogs all the way,
And Tommy's earache comes to stay;
Whene'er the least of human ills
Clamors for poulticeS or pills,
Come right away-no matter how
a ministering angel thou;
All aches and pains are cured by you,
Save pas tick dollar-I-owe-you.
-Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
He Had Travelled.

; A young man with great deal of hat and
a small amount of grip sack came into the
Third street depot on a train the other day
and walking through to the hackstand he
said to the driver of a vehicle:
"T want to go to the Wayne hotel"
: 'FYes, sir"
: 1.-The ordinance gives you fifty cents"
at does"
''Bere's your money. I've Travelled bit, l
have, and l know what's what. Don't try
any gum games on me-"
'iNo sir-get right in"
: The stranger entered the hack, the driver
drove across the street and got down and
opened the door, and as the stranger saw how
he had fooled himself he looked as fiat as
chalk and muttered:
( "Yes-I see-just across the street, I've
Travelled, l have, but l guess l was on the
wrong train. Detroit Free Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
BOYCOTTING A COOK.
The AutOcrat of the Resort at the
Seaside.
a VERY CURIOUS COINCIDENCE.
A Man Who Had TraYeled-A Sad Parting-ln
Professional Parlanee-The Reason
characterization.

TIE autocrat of the seaside resort is not the
5zann with his millions, but the hotel cook
9I'he clerk in the office may imagine that he
owns most of the earth, and the head waiter
may feel that he has warranty deed of the
remainder, but when you come right down
80 facts the boss of the kitchen is the boss of
The ranch. He is the unseen power behind
Fhe throne to which all bow
At our hotel the soup had invariably been
seasoned so high with cayenne pepper that
mot one out of ten could more than taste it.
The same was true of the deviled CLAIMS. One
day made kick and in five minutes ] had
bali dozen guests with me. Weinterviewed
&ile landlord and his reply was:
81 have nothing to say about it. You
must go TO the chief cook"
We sought an interview with that mag
hate He was colored man, with the dig
nifty Of a Roman senator. We made our com
pIaint, and he replied:
Il season dat soup an dem CLANS to suit
my taste"
But it doesn't suit ours"
Cant help dat, sab"
I'VE want less pepper"
Cant help dat"
4Do you refuse to make a changer
Il sartinly do, sab lows nobody to tell
me what to do"
We returned to the veranda and went into
convention. Every minute added to our
numerical strength, and in quarter of an
hour we numbered forty men. Then it was
unanimously
Resolved, That if the cook refuses to use
less pepper we seek some other hotel"
Delegates were appointed to wait On the
landlord, and he replied:
Gentlemen, l am sorry, but dare not in
ferfere."
Forty rooms were vacated forty trunks
packed, and then mine host wilted He called
IA the cook, and though that individual at
tempted to stand on his dignity, he had to
wilt By this time the excitement was in
h1ense, and had the forty gone they would
have been followed by a hundred more.
LESS pepper was the watchword all over
che house, and it meant great deal to that
landlord. We kicked, we saw, we conquered,
end the next soup and clans exactly suited
The popular taste. The cook is still the I'M
seen power behind the throne, but he has
skipped a cog, and no one is afraid of him
any longer.-Detroit Free Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28

Promise me, James" said the South Chi
eago wife, sobbing, that you will take good
care of yourself and write to me every day"
al win, Susan" exclaimed the husband, as
he mastered his own emotion by violent
effort and embraced her tenderly "You can
never know how this separation, temporary
though it may be, wrings my heart. But the
physicians orders are imperative. He says
nothing but a change of climate will save
me must leave this latitude for the far
uorthn
And he tore himself away from his weep
ing wife and took the train for North Chi
cago-Chicago Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
Her Idea of "Old Masters. Z"

When Henry Savage Lander, the young
English painter, was in Washington, he told
US of a lady in Boston who asked him to come
and look at painting by one of the old mas
tiers, hanging on her wall.
sit looks like one of Millais', - said Mr. Ian
dor.
YES, it is,n she replied.
But, my dear madam, said he, you do
not call Millais one of the old masters?"
''Why, isn't hel supposed he was quite
an elderly gentleman. Washington Post
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
4 New Emancipation.

Jim Robinson is telling story around To-
ledo which is worth printing OF course it is
about electric street railways, but that
doesn't hurt it: 1t seems northern company
recently put IN an electric road in Nashville,
Tenn, and an old darky was showing it to
his WIFE
Look at it, Look at It'll" he said. "Bress
the Lord, these Yankees are great people.
Twenty-Five yeahs ago dey come down heah
and freed the niggah, and now dey come
down and free de mule Toledo Blade
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Not His Usual Way.

! Mrs. Blotterwick reading)-Among those
who paid their respects to the president was
Hon. John Doubieface, of Buncombe Can
that be old Doubleface, our neighbour
( Blotterwick (who keeps a large store, du-
biously)-Hardly possible never knew of
his paying anything before.-Drake's Maya
zine
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He Didn't Exagrerate.

Victimized Emigrant Ito real estate agent
You wrote me that this town had lots of
quiet inhabitants. I'd like to know where
they are, you Internal rascal
Agent Cblandly)-My dear sir, you'll find
them over yonder in the graveyard. brakes
Magazine
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Reason for 1t.

Bjones-That young fellow seems rather
pessimistic.
Merritt-Yes. He's an amateur Dhotogra-
pher, and always takes poor view of life
Harpers Bazaar.
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Might Be a Goose.

Old Maid singing)-I would were birdI
Bad Boy-I know one bird you can't be.
Old Maid-What is that, you wicked thing.
Bad Boy-A chicken. l heard dad say you
were no chicken, yesterday. -Boston Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
Indisputab1e EVIDENCE.

De Lole-Where do you intend to spend
your vacationl
De Pole-I am going to our milkman's dairy
farm. There is the finest kind of fishing in
that neighborhood.
"Huhl You don't take his word for it, do
youg"
mo, indeed We've found young trout in
his milk. New York Weekly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
Not So NIuch So.

Medium-I suppose you find it quiet and
peaceful in the grave.
Departed st. Louisian-Yes reasonably So
but after all it isn't st. Louis -Omaha
World Herald
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
Only ChoIIy Was.

! Bessie-I hear you and cholly are very
thick.
Jennie-pm sure lam not, but Cholly might
be.-Nsw York Evening Sun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
a Hard Case.

Jones-Have you heard Lord Wasteral's
going to be married?
Smith-Indeedl Who to?
ITO Miss Greasy, the rich candlenaker's
daughter"
by Jove! / didn't think he was sufficient
ly in debt for that, poor fellow. London
Fun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
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Making Time.

Messenger going through western railway
train}-Want dinner at Scroggs Cornersa
Starving Passenger-Indeed l do.
Messenger-One dollar, please,
Passenger-What do you want pay in ad-
vance for!
Messenger-Sometimes the train is late an
don't stop.-New York Weekly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-08-28
What's vo' gittin' "a

Maj. Whortles-What's yo' gittin' so
stompin' mad bout, cap'nl
Capt. Emerson-Ive CUB d command,
Eyes right" fob times, an not a coon in d.
comp'ny pays 'tention.-Judge.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-16
OFFENDED by 4 rEaPERA AxoE oRArOR.

Boston, May 10 (sPeclAj.-A few Sundays ago sIe
Rev. J. p. Abbott, pastor OF tho Medford Baptist
Church, preached a temperance discourse in which hs
Is said 10 have remarked that there were more mon
who came home wounded, SCARED and mAIrned by the
whlskcy from tho suffers tent than By bullet or
she'll OF tho enemy. Considerable feeling stirred
uu by tho words Of tho reverend gentleman and last
eyeuing a spirited discussion before S. c. Lawrence
Post, Grand Army Of the Republic. resulted In tho
adoption Of resolution that tho Adiutant Of tho
post be instructed return the application Of tho
Rev. James Z. Abbott a contributing member OF
tho post, win the accompanying fec, and the state
ment thu in view Of Mr.. Abbous position In the
matter the post deems inconsistent for him TO hold
even this slight connection with organization whose
membership Is composed exclusively OF men large
proportion OF whom no has chosen 10 odAtactcri1e
however falsely, as wh!sEcy SCARED and nalued
veterans
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-16
s,y YR1yo1soo JURY ErxERs CAUGHT.


San Francisco, May - (SpccIsD-A sensation was
created In Judge Finn's courtroom to-day when ex-
Policeman f. r. Eaton and Felix o'Brien, straw
bondsman and jury xer, arrested in open court
for Jury bribng. The suit Wes that OF @. Snkath
against T. G. Waterman about 10000 in wheat
contracts. II has been dragging along In court for
several weeks. To-day, when the case was called,
James l.. Crittenden who represents Waterman, rose
and In dramatic way related this story Of fraud In
the jury box:
"severaI days ago Felix oBren informed me that
II wished to win my be could buy certain jurors
on the panel for $500 each and they would give me
verdict At my solicitation, o'Bren called again,
and this time had detectives behind a screen who
heard everything, and stenographer who took down
oBrien's words he gave me all the details His
plan was TO buy four Jurors, among whom Eaton.
| insisted upon Eaton's coming 10 my Office, and Il
was finally arranged between US that Eaton was 10
secure verdict for my client for 800. All the con-
versatiOn was taken down in shorthand ] now ask
your honor 10 order Eaton placed under arrest"
A bonbSheii could not have created creator
confusion than these words Sheath, the
plaintiff. added TO the excitement by de-
clarng flst he was also approached Il few days ago
by man who offered to a verdict bor him, and
his description OF that broker correspOnded with
o'Brien. The worst surprised man in court was
Eaton who turned pale and red alternately while
crittsnden was speaking. He tried to slip out Of
the Jury box, but was caught oBrion was caught
in crfttenden's Office, and befvre no reached the city
prison he made confession. He declared that Eaton
made the first advances and offered to get four men
N hang the jury nor $500. o'Brien was arrested
last year for subOnAon Of perjury, but escaped on
Q teehnlcalty. Jury-f1lng has been increasing In
Eaton. will insure him a term In the state Prison,
while oBrien's confession viii not savc HIM