The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-18

b0 . good deal p-beonontor tor hor 10 bear.
and ON the whole more durable, than .
similar injury Ia Dams neck would have
been.
Washington dentist b ADVERTISING i'm
the Post that he will give $500 for . sound
front tooth of q healthy young white man,
the tooth to he transplanted into the jaw
Of q rich patient. Montana priae-flQhters
desiring to increase their income should
make n note OF this.
The editor Of th. Yakima Hay Repuh-
hcan now writes his letters on pape that
cost S16O q quire. Il II q part OF the
stock brought from Corvallis last week
for election tickets, for which n special
train was chartered from the Oregon Pa
cific Railroad.
day, says the Omaha Bee, from causes
which the doctors could not understand.
An autopsy ~revealed Ave jackknives i'm
his stomach. II In well known that jack
knives are difficult 90 digest. and TO eat
more than two nj n time In highly in
judicious.
II does not pay to fool with the Arizona
journalist. The Tempe NesOs had . de-
%linquent advertiser. The editor man took
out the ad and replaced IL by the follow
ing: This space was taken By. He
owes s. for il and won't pay. Look out
for him." The advertiser got mad and
obtained an injunction restraining the
publication, but a Judge dissolved the in
Junction.
In u recent Chicago case, application
was made for the granting of n divorce i'm
the absence of the lady complainant, her
counsel alleging that She was sick i'm New
York and unable to appear. Then the
Judge delivered himself of this Irresistible
legal axiom: 'If the lady IL sick and dies.
she will not want a divorce, and IL she gets
well and lives, she must come into court"
Some good is coming out of Chicago rs
well as Nazareth OF old.
OF his own accord and without the cus-
toInary injunctions of the ~populace ring
ing i'm his ears, although perhaps the
rememberanc of their continued appeals
served as an additional incentive to him,
MIR. Gallagher seems to have let her 20
last Sunday. Having done so. by that
strange pcrversity of the human mind
there now appears tn be u popular de-
mand for Gallagher To go ton. And as
there IL some indie ~flnitcness and uncer-
tainty attached not only to the
indicated by the feminine pronoun but tn
the destination ''she" had i'm mind when
Gallagher permitted her To depart, il
would he well perhaps in order to remove
all doubt of the outcome to send Mr..
Gallagher i'm the same direction as that
just taken by the late Mr.. Ward.
Judging from n perusal of the editorial
page of the Red Lodge Picket, An Indian
uprising with all the horrors OF n thor
olgh and comprehensive midnight massa-
Gre il now imminent. The editor has
brought forth from his wigwaIn all
his paint. tomaliawks and scalpinR
knives, and swears by all the happy
hunting grounds of tho departed war
riors OF the still powerful tribe of Hoodloos
that he will drcnch his hands i'm the gore
OF the editor of the Helena IndepenA0GG
even il i'm order to accomplish his fell
purpose he has to sack the city and COM
init murder, pillage and rapine upon all
its inhabitants. Grim-visaged war il
abroad, and tho shrili OF the
Red Lodge Picket is the signal for the
slaughter. Yet, it is hoped, and there
In every reason to believe, that IL the
editor of the Picket and the editor of the
Independenf ever come into collision there
will he the same courteous conference
ending i'm the pursuit OF the same hunnan
policy as hat adopted at the memorable
meeting of the governors OF the two Car
olinas.
Sanders had a little trick,
Twas full Of many n quirk:
And everywhere that Sanders went
Thcre'd he some monkey work.