The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-11-08
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While Jake was an nld,iAahlOned fellow
Who seemed 10 lnd pleasure IN work,
They nave grown. John liye9 IN mover
And Jake In mansion. They're neighbOEs,
John d known q labor Ielormer'
And Jake Ia u fellow who lAg9Fs' s,.n...
P. n. Barnum, in London, is his own
biggest liGn.-S. Paul Pioneer. Pres.
Vassar college is to have new gum
naseum.-BiHghGmtoH Republican.
A Kentucky youth who loves peace
and quiet has eloped with deal and
dumb girl.
The Brotherhood Of Railway Brake
men is now the Brotherhood OF Railway
Trailmen,
A Japanese has discovered . process
for making artificial tortoise shell with
the whites OF eggs,
It Is proposed in New York to set up
nickel.in'the.slot machines to receive
worlds fair contributions.
A pair OF candelabras once owned by
Lafayette brought 500 at q New YORK
auction sale few days ago,
The governor OF Montana estimates
the white population OF the State Ut
40, 900 and the Indians at $4,000,
The iacetious burglar, who had broken
into an editors house, said the only
thing he struck was match,-New York
Sun,
Lovers Of fair play will BIO indignant
10 learn that the sun is now shining day
and night at the south pole'-Rome Sen
tinel,
II is said that hydrophobia has been
practically stamped out by the adoption
Of the muzzle throughout the provinces
Of Prussia,
A new paper has been started called
the Eye'0psncr, II sounds like u morn
ing cocktail, but Is quite rs apt to be .
temperance journal.
This years meeting Of the General As
senbly OF the knights OF Labor will b.
held at Atlanta, Ca, and its sessions
will be opened on the 18th instant.
A machine that cGts match stick
makes 100000 a day. They are ar
ranged over d vat, and have the head
put on at the rate Of 5000, 900 per day b.
one man,
That great labor organization, th
Patrons OF Husbandry, is growing rap
idly in Michigan, and nearly 100000 9
the farmers Of the State have Joined !
this yesr.
"AyoirdupOis auppers," at which eacl
person is weighed and charged for thel
meals at the rate OF twenty-five cents pc
100 pounds OF their weight, are tho latet
in the country towns.
A Rhode Island young woman has 81
cured a divorce from her husband o
the ground that he Is u miser. II this
. good law, u man should given his free
dom II his wife is spendthrilt-C hicag
Journal.
! Eyes" said Fogg, after listening to
tale OF suffering and death, Eyes, we a
have our trials. l lost my train thi
, morning, and had to wait five minnc
before the next one came along,"-BOi
3 ton Transcript.
J In State where very little hay
I cured hay fever Is surely not to be feareC
. II is noted that this modern complain
3 Is only another form OF inluenzs, au
only ailliCts rich or influential people
I, Jacksonville (Fld.) Times Union.
W. A. Rice exhibited twenty onion
: at the Arroyo Grande tCal.) fair thu
weighed 100 pounds. MI. Young show
ed a 44.pound cabbage and l0'poun
carrot, while Mr.. BerCellos took til
'cakel with beet Ave feet long tha
scaled l5i pounds.
A New Brighton barber took his girl I
. the theatre to witness the production q
a blood.curdliug drama. In the mos
! exciting part Of the play tue girl los
control OF herself and her chewing gun
. She swallowed biz ball Of the gum, ant
, nearly clicked to death.
!. tits not so long ago since a candldat
. for public Office became insane througl
disappointment at not getting the plac
! he sought, and now I. W. D. Phillips
who was removed about ten days ag
; from the postmasterthip Of Burrllyillt
II. l., after many years service in Il
las gone crazy on account Of his re
moval.
Boston dailies speak Of the Millle G
Bonnie, now lying of Boston, as the larg
est iour.masted schooner that has eve
reached that port. She was launched a
Camden, Me-, Saturday week, and i
2l0 feet long on her keel and 256 fee
oyer all. Her width is II feet, and he
burden 1906 tons. She can carry 1000,
feet Of lumber.
Immense deposits OF marble have re
Gently been uncovered north Of Ish
peming, Mich. Several companies arl
now at work and cannot furnish tn
marble as fast as 1t Is ordered, and East
crR men are looking the properties owe
w:tha view to purchasing. The verd,
antique is pronounced by experts equa
to any in tue world, and far superior t
anything yet found In this country.
The Crooks Hold Thor End Up.
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