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Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

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- IooIs q can Ffsf1rtsc0 ETl
Passengers for al points in Colorado.
" yorning. idaho, Utah. Montana. Ssysd4,
Washington territory and Oregon, sisotaid
travel vi. the Ellsworth Short Lima Ihs
op>Eins Of THIS he gives u ths tFATsssf tes
scort@-. and quickest route- free family
sleeping car. Ellsworth % tss pFtnetpA4
points Ia sboys territories uithoct ch.szs
For fuii inform..ion Apply q ". - MY
dock, passenger aEd t4e<=t aSsaI - ..D-a
Nan stTs~.. ~
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Kansas cry Produce.

KANSAS CITY, No, August /.
wHEAT-Ste3dy No red cash. sales AZ 65c;
August sales at s>c: September sales at - NC
COk\-\o. cash. 80 hid, &c asked; Septenl-
her, &c bid. 2alec asked. May 25SSc bid. tic asked.
OATS-No cash. l5asc bid. lsc asked; August
sales AZ lSa. lslec asked.
RYE-No. > cash. Gsc bid.
FLOUR-Active and steady. Xxx &c. NXN
SIG family SilO choice 81 10 fancy 5. So extra
fancy. s. III patent. s. sOS2 W,
MILL SrUFF-SfcSGy.
CORN NEAL-aiC-
CORN CHoP-ic-
SHIPSTUFF-&tc.
BkAN-96c.
HAY-Quiei. New fancy prairie s. 5oa5 n. good TO
rhoce 81 Aus a. poor, - 5leo %
FLAN SEED-sl Is
BCTTER-Dull and easy. Fancy creamery
lssS lac; good II . i2c fancy dairy li0l-C.
CHEESE-FIll cream. Twins and Young
America SIC, western siac, SKINNED S%s4c.
EGtiS-Steady at SIC
LIVE POCLTRY-AcIive but easy Choice hens
G. 5o&2 IS; large roosters 81 -; spring chickens,
dull; small. lscs 81 Ut medium. 81 tlsl ~ turkeys
sc per pound. young ducks 3 00S2 %.
PRONisiONs-SteaGy.
HANS-iic-
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT llc.
DRIED BEEF-Sc.
DRY SALT MEATS-Short ribs, s. g, long clear
IS 5s shoulders - n1ie short clear IS So.
sMOkED-ShouldeTs . - -; short r1bs SC ~ ion-
clear 81 2e short clear a. 50.
PORK-Sll 50.
LARD-Pgre - 25i refined g ss5s
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WICHITA TO CHICAGO
thou; Change OF Cars Via the Koek Isls
Route.

Without Changc OF Cars Via the kock IsIan
RoHfe
Commencing sunday May 18th, the
sleeper leaving Wichita at go p. IN OIL
the Rock Island will run through TO Chi
cago. thus enabling passengers 10 avoid
the vexatious change II cars ia Kansas
City As usual the Great Rock Island
gets there and is the first ana only rail-
road giving through car service from
Wichita TO Chicago For sleeping ear
reservations and tickets 10 all points call
at city ticket Office. 100 Fast Douglas ave
nue., corner Main street.
T.. \. RUTHERFORD.
I5l-tf Ticket Agent
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
Kansas City Live Stock.

The Live Stock Indicator reports:
CATTLE Receipts, 2.5SS shipments, Zgio Vuaii
fly generally common: best grades OF IeXdS anu
natives strong; common steady; native peer steers,
quality considered &c higher: COWS. mostly common
and natives stronger stockers and feeders steady.
Good 20 choice fedsteers, s. @Is4 10; common
TO medium s. U043 -; stockers and feeders, II "
Gs3 10. cows 81 GlG2 CO. grassers 81 GOSe2 ~. $50.
FOGS-RnceiDtS. 3.42i shipments. lU5'. market
strong; light GI9lOc higher; medium &C higher;
heavy steady and strong Good to ,7f clioiee hgh''
SHEEP-Receipts 400. shipments, =; Market
strong GOOD TO choice muttons as 15G4 CO. common
10 medium 81 J0L3 ~.
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land Once RIank.

Address the EAGLE for the necessary
blanks TO be used in filing on Oklahoma
land Approved boy the land commission
er: prepared by Coop, the Washington
land attorney iLltf
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
Wichita Grain Market.

Furnished by J. W. Hawn & Co., grain and COM
mission merchants. -,
wHEAT-No2 soft, zoe; No hard, 56s6lc; new
CORNWEo2 white. &c; No mixed. 26c.
OATS-No white. lsc; mixed, lo&l'c. Ne"
Oats-No2 white, LAG l5c; mixed, l4c.
RYE-25c
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
Produce Market

Furnished by Oberne, Hosick d Co
WICHITA. August /.
HIDES-Green, s. 1898 So green salt, $ lOeo W
dry sailed, Agile green pelts, 40Sl9c; dry peiIs'
ga l2c.
TALLOw-No prime, &c: No 2, 51Gc.
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
Isi.nErl.rIe..s

Oar form ~ lease Oh city property Is tbs
most complete and perfect one yet gotten
up IL was ~ zoarei By sGattorusy who
is aGtEor.tyoa sucb business r-t
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH
New York Money.

NEW YORK. August l.
Money essy at 219@3 per cent last loan 25e per
Gent; closi ne offered 212 per cent.
Prime mercantile paper +1446R.
Sterling exchange dull, steady; 81 S'4 Ior
sixty day bills. and ~ Si5a for demand
stocks very dull bat about steady.
Total sales OF stocks today il&3oi shares
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
OHIO MILITARY ACADEMY.
PORTSMOUTH,. OHIO.

Thorough and practical courses of sindy boys
prepared Tor college gpvcrumcnt academies. IN
fantry cavalry and artillery drills commissions in
foreign army procured Tor graduates. For cs4ss
logue address COL. A ]. " EANEI, Supt.
q I. 81 o.
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

4 u
creamery. loo .Jl4ci tine. lS+ss5 lC finest dairy
lllesl2C.
EGGS-Quet: lie
New York Produce.
INV YORK, August I.
wHEAT-Firmer. No red S1CS.S-c.
C0RN-Easy. No =. sc
nATS-Aciiye. No white. S4'z-o &C.
COFFEE-uptiouS ire sllar; CLOSED barely steady.
lsss &c, points Up spot. Rio strong = >sc.
SUGAR-Renned steady OF \ l-le&Sl4c.
EGGS Fifmer. Best western is5a g lSlec-
BUTTER-Dull and weak. Western dairy, l0S
,2iecs creamery. llSi1C.
enthusiastically 6s5c-
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
Chicago Live Stock.

CHICAGO, Ill, August l.
The Drovers' journal Reports:
| CATTLE-Receipts 1905 shipments 600 Market
stronger for good grades Beeves "a 3ts4 81 steers
So 5yG4 4lr stockeTs and feeders, 81 206r3 2 cows,
bulls and mixed, 81 G5G3 W; Texas cattle, 81 ~
| Cg3 %, 80
HOGS Receipts 1000; shipments 600 Market
steady Mixed 81 25gl 50; heavy ~ l5&4 %; hight
a 3Dds Is; skips as 50G4 40. .
SHEEP-Receipts 1853; shipments l2O. narket
steady. Natives - 5gd4 50; westerns g tJ@4 10
Texans s. 1904 2G lambs s. 0O@5 o.
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

VTH0G RAPHED and Printed l.etter
HI Hi Heads, Note Heads, Envelopes,
ItIiij Business Cards. Wedding md
Psrty Invitations, Calling Cards
Luncheon CArds. Bonds, Mortgage. Cerrifi-
c.tes Of Stock. etc. at The Wicaita EAGLE
e6cs. Wichita. Kansas.
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
Oklahoma

This Office 10 prepared 70 furnish all the
blanks which are used in CONGESTION wIfn
proving mp homesssads IN Oklahoma "
use Coopis blanks. which are the only
blanks printed that have been approved %
the land commissioner az Washington
L3G
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

Or. Boyd is having ph-ponena al success, ana makes
specially Of chronic and private diseases. bye kas.
Nose, Throat and Chest troubles, Gland and blood
disorders, skin erupt0nS Tninois swelnsr, Siutn-
ach, Liver Kidney aud Bladder Diseases. Plle~
cured without the Of the knife. Rheumatism.
Neuralgia. Headache lnnlediat ey relieved Health
restored when broken down from mental exhaustion.
Physical debility or Veneral faint. Diseases u
women receive best attention Consultation ssfa
examination free and invited DIR T. Y boTp,
Rooms 1, ?. and s ~ y. Main. wichita Kan.
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

TOR EXCHANGE-A quarter section Of fine
Il smooth land IN the Pawnee valley Ness county
near Nonchalanta. Want a bankers time lock
safe.
Three good farms in South Central. Mo, for
Wichita property or Kansas land. Write for de-
sCriptiOn-
One-half interest in No mill for clear real es-
tate well located
First mortgage note OF $40 and some cash for
horse and buggy
Fine farm OF lG1 acres in jefferson county. llli-
nois. free and clear. Price 5 500 Want more Land
in Kansas.
Drug store OF $500 in county seat town. Central.
Kan, for clear farm.
LOO acres improved land in South Central BIO,
$40 first mort gaze note and $50 cash for clear
property worth s4.00 In Wichita not too far out
Section OF land in Pulaski county Missouri, to
trade for business property in Wichita VIII as
sumo some incuinbrance.
Finest ranch IN southwestern Kansas for sale on
easy terms bargain. will exchange for good
city property. Description given on application.
a, ). Nelson lid North Market; Wichita Kan.
IL 81
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1t. Louis Live Stock.

ST. LOUIS. Mo-, August /.
CATTLE-Receipts 2.3J; shipments none Mar
ket strong, Fair choice native steers, 30 oo@A ~
stocHers and feeders, ~ 1913 W. - -
HOGS-Receipts 1886 shipments 9n Market
steady FAIR to choice heavy 81 l0S4 90 packing.
81 1904 s. oo 49,.
SHEEP-Receipts 1885, shipments 100. Market
steady Fair TO choice, s. 2O@I ~.
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

were mel with a fair demand and sold steaiy. Com
mon to medium cows sold better than yesterday.
lraad inc sfeers were slow. We quote:
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

Cash quotations were follows:
FLoUR-Unchangcd-
WHEAT-No2 spring, sSG.S'sc; No . red. 7SS1S34c.
C0KN-No :. SO &.
OATS-No ? 2lSac.
RlE-s5c.
FLAX sEED-Nol, 81 sal s5lt
TIMOTHY SEED-Sl -.
PORk-Sl0 900 10 -.
lARD-S6 IL.
SHORT RiBS-S5 Seas 90.
SHOULDElS-Dry salt. - 1910 Il IS
SHORT CLEAR SIDES-S5 1855 S1ls.
wHlShN-Sl o.
SUGARS-l nChanCed.
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
HOGS

Receipts 592; shipments, none. The market was
active and strong under the influence Of strong COM
petition. The receipts were moderate ana buyers
wanted TO shade yesterdays prices. statesmen OPP
posed any decline and after few passes trading
commenced at steady prices and closed strong.
Prices ranged as follows:
Light mixed packing hogs. i21@94 We
Heavy mixed packing hogs..........-.- W q 70
STOCK DOSS.-.
dough old sows and stays. 5J 90 %
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
FOR TRADE.
Irnder This head 70 rtar LINZ ner daY

INOR TRADE-l60 acres OF land . miles west OF
II Wichita sInalt house 90 acres In cultivation 20
acres fenced with wire All excellent land. Also
small grocery store Both TO trade Tor land within
IL miles of Wichita for city property. For par
ticulars address call between and O'Clock at
East ias dbl-Jt-
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
FINANCE AND COMMERCE.
Wichita Live Stock Market,
CATTLE.

Furnished for the EAGLE by Eldridge 6 Camp
bell Live Stock Commission merchants
WICHITA August /.
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

Composed Of day coaches, elegant free
reclining chair cars. snd Pullman sleepers.
leaves Wichita 2t 1I.55 a n. runs
through 10 81. Louis solid. arriving there
at 60 a m. next day. This is one and
one-half hoursquicker than any other line
running both reclining chair cars and
Pullman sleepers from here through with
out change. City ticket Office lS7 Main
street.
E E BLECKLEY.
dl40tt Pass anu Ticket Agent
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

Alssoari PseiAe railway tle .lsors~s:
.-e 70 g. Lcz.s. hy SC .-4.Ss- Z ssa-sS
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

L'OR EXCHANGE-To traders and eryboty
Il else. The Kansas Abstract agency will furnish
you abstracts To any lands in The state Of Kansas;
also dagi ans descriptions and estimates OF value.
Kansas Abstract Agency. rooms to 1, No IS1 y.
Market St, Wichita Kan. j. +. heeler, manager.
Il IL
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
STOLEN.
FOR EXCH ANGIE
Under this head PC per line per ia

DOR EXCHANGE-Clear lots in Wichita and
II some spot cash for clear western land must b.
good land and bargain. \. ;. Nelson, Il6 \ Mar
ket, Wichita. Kan. d6s 1t
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

GOING NORTH AND EAST.
No. , Colorado Springs,
Denverand Pacific Coast
Express daily..........
No. : Kansas City, RI Louis
and Chicago Through
Mail and eK. daily.
No. Kansas City. 81 Louis
and Chicago night e1-
daily &C.. ..........-...-.
No. to Accommodation,
daily except Sunday.
GOING SOUTH.
No. 5 Kansas City. 81 Louis
and Chicago ex. daily.
No. ] Kansas city, 1T Louis
and Chicago through
mail and ex. daily.
No. I'll Accomm odation.
daily except Sunday.
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

Mlcaita street, ticSct once :.
r Z. BLEcSLET.
PASSENGER and Ilc2et Aeon.
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

EleGantfree reclining chair cars all trains and
Pullman sleepeTs from Wichita IN Kansas City and
Chicago without change night trains. Tickets
sold and baggage checked through TO all points
north, south east and west. City ticket office lu1
East Douglas avenue corner Main street; passenger
station corner Douglas andMead avenues
G.. A. RUTHERFORD Ticket Agent
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

ATOSkT 70 LoA%-fn s=a3f az large Ezsz-ss-aas
VI g. ~ -4Hss4 u 1szazte8 SD fs@s ~ssss -
~. Ass& Lsgsaa fisssA CstF ssnEFF zs4
ssaggvvs& f4srss ~ 8 azz ys- rksf sarss@s.'s
5szsa1 ass1 ~1sA H. "A &aNzs-&- fasszs :. q asz4
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
FOR SALE-Farm Property.

NOR SALE-A fine quarter section Ia Barber
II county twelve miles frsm kiawa- Has s. large
spring on il that goes dry. Will sell for cash
OF half on time Call address j. B. Sprfnggate
l9sS. North End Grocery, North Emporia avenue.
Wichita, Kan dsl-0ts
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

NJoSET TO IoAE-cr al kl-,ss .. ,kssze
vi @<zaystr = szsls % 49, bs-rzgser faz zsaz
2aass = Tse-s essF grogeszY- Aarrs. 8 10.
Yea izzs- bsoex- - -
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02

L~OR SALE-Scale books. short hand writer's note
II books. blank receip t ano note books aSd legal
blanks OF every kind Mail orders promptly attend
10. Cali Oh or address the W ichita EAGLk, Wich-
Kan ligfr
Wichita eagle., 1889-08-02
ROR RENT-ROOMS.

Under this head 2 per Inc per day.
NOR RENT-Furnisied room. at 222 y Main ST.
rented at reduced price II taken III the next four
days. disi -
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DIR. ]. ] HENSHAW,

49,. 'ROffefs his Professional
Services to. the citizens Of Mechanicstown
and vicinity in the practice ofmcdicine and
surgery. Having an experience Of ~ years.
Residence one door west of Clarion office.
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Eat Before You Drink.

"A large proportion Of intemperance
in the use of stlmulants, philosophical
a physician, may be laid to the light
breakfasts eaten by most people. Break
fast is the most important meal of the
day. and sufficient Importance is not at.
tacbed to it in the majority Of house,
holds. After the long fast enforced be-
tween supper or late dinner and seven
or eight in the morning. a perso, in
good health should feel hungry and it
is at this hour Of the day that the heart
lest meal may be eaten with the least
probability of bad results The man who
starts out in the morning after having
eaten hearty breakfast will seldom,
unless suffering from chronic indiges-
ton. experience any Of the discomforts
which might follow similar meal at
any other time Of day. The chances are
he will also enjoy a .happy frame of
mind all day; whatever be,bis custom.
be will find himself with an excellent
appetite. Eating creates appetite. The
very opposite results will follow the
other course in this matter, and the
man who has not had a good breakfast
will not enjoy good dinner. I have
treated good many cases of habitual
drunkenness, and in a great many of
them have found that the evil practice
of tirpling was begun to satisfy guaw.
inf, faint sensation in the. STOMACH in
the morning, which was nothing more
or less than disguised hunger. - Buff.
10 .Erpress., 4~ .-rr~ ~r --. O.,
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90 WORTH OF End t1
"S0T1 Choice MUSIC IV1I VIE

Send us 81 90 and we will mail you
NORTH'S PHILA MUSICAL JOURNAL
One Year, We give eyeryFsubscriberl$2 90
worth of Sheet Music eelectc from our cata-
alogue as premium, and publish. in the
JOURNAL, during the year, music which
would cost in sheet form, $4,000, possibly
more; thus every subscribergreceivcs $4,000
worth of music for 81 90 The JoURNAL,is
published monthly and contains Instructive
articles for thc'guidancc of teachers'and pu-
pills ; entertaining musical stories, an extern
sive record of musical events tfrom all over
the world, and sixteen pages..of New Music
in each ISSUE making it the most valuable
publication of the kind in existence. Do not
fail to subscribe at once. Address,
r. A. NORTH & Co.,
Noises Chestnut-st Philadelphia, Pa,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1889-04-04

Why is a city Official like i Church
bell A? One steals from the people and
the other pca's from the seeple.
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FIRE INSURANCE.

No notes, no assessments. prompt settle-
ments and lowest rates in best and largest
companies in the United States. Represent
ing ms. Co. of North America, Ph@nix,
Pennsylvania, Springfield, Wa hington, Fire
and Marine, Agricultural, Fire Association
and Firemen's, combined assetts amounting
to SEC, 449, 434.44 . {.
FREEMAN & THOMAS, M
Gen'l Insurance Agents.
Opposite &c West Patrick st,
City Hotel. Frederick md
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The GimIet Peddler.

II should like to sell you glmlet,"
said a careworn-looking man, as he
walked into the office the other day.
we have no use for one, replied the
cashier.
But you should always look into the
misty future went on the fiend delaure.
ly. Next Winter you will want to
make holes in your boot hevls so you
Can get your skates on
i use club skates-no straps requir-
ed ....... .
You may want to screw some boards
together some time The old fashioned
method of driving screws in with a
hammer is perniclous, as it deteriorates
the tenecity of the fangs Of the screw,
as it were
Nothing to-day. sir
The gimlet also acts as cork screw
j don't want it,
1T has All eraser, a pen, an lnkstand.
a table for computing compound inter-
est and lunch box attachment
i cant help it don't want it.
L know you don't. You're one of
those mean men that won't buy GIN
let unless it has a restaurant, trip to
Europe and an Italian opera company
attached. You're the kind of man
that would live near an electric light to
save gas bill q - '."s. ..h...r.
And the peddler walked out with his
mental plunge on the perpendicular
Terms ahinDS.
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KEYSTONE: sr 1anSsn

HEST ON EA@xTExg''
faa Hos! Perfect. Complete ard Durable s;rs!ehti HsA.
Fn CRNISnED " Ia draw -hesds, which drivpin-
~ &c the door u. the base bond and clamp By
which firm hold is taken Oh the CARPET with
out tho least danger OF tearing Or Ii ing. 1t II
G.retohedto the deaired place by using ns q lever
she q, assn se oa ~,
strctchrr that draws the carpet close TO the base
bonrd and into the corners.
Esnuiactnred CT malleable end wrought iron,
making tool that Will iast 3 life time.
Each Stretcher is packed IN neat wooden boz,
with directions for using. Sample sent or recxip4
ofsloo Special prices to dealers on application
Pickett & Rogers, Warren, Pa.
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HENRY G. RADClFF,
a>. DMNHYSHa
T1fHLIBERTY MD,

WILL VISIT THE FOLLOWING PLACES EVERY
rE MONTH AS MENTIONED BELOW: ~
LEWISTOWN-. The first Tuesday in each
month, at Mrs Oliver Zimmermans
MECHANlCSTOWN-The following,
Wednesday, at the Miller House.
WOODSBORO'--T following Thursday,
at James Nj. Smiths Hotel.
DOUBLE PIPE CREEK-The third
Wednesday, at V. Moraingstar's Hotc|
UNIONTOWN- following Thursday,
at MIR J. E. Davis residence.
UNION BRlDGE-The following Friday
at J. Reislers Hotel.
With an experience of twelve years, |
feel confident Of giving satisfaction.
Moderate prices for filling and puttmus
ceth.
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The Art TORsOrial
MR.. AMOS LUCAS.

tot Long Branch
Having arrived at the Conclusion that the,
columns Of the CLARION are the only means
whereby he can bring his business to the
proper standard gives vent as follows:
SHAVING, HAIR CUTTING, SHAM
POONING AND DYEING -.
In the latest style of the art tonsoria!
SHARP RAZORS AND A CLEAN
SHAVE
Is the motto of this cnte,prising artist, and
by strict attention to business can't help
but please all. Will he in his shop at all
times.
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llit aud 1un,eg.
Through. by Night.

Through by Daylight-N'ght.
Weather report-A thunder-clap.
The Nickle Plate eat any lunch.
To-. AT the Throttle Valye'-Garroters.
Stops on Signal Only'-A horse car.
Takes the Flying Switch"-Bad
boys.
Many meet with 4 fall when waiting
for rise,
/. On the Down Grade'-An incipient
mustache.
N 0 blow. the wind can give will
cause a break Of day.
+ Union Pacific'-Pcace after another
domestic brawl.
The worst form of writer's cramp is
beng cramped for funds.
: How c,tn nine pigs 'be put in tour
pens with an oddjnumber in each pen !?
f When man gets cheated out Of mon
ey at sea is it case of sea. gull?
% There is man in Kansas City nam
I'd Redheffer-He must BE- the original
COW boy.
St. Louis boast Of dwarf barber less
than four feet high. He must be a
little shaver.
A vessel at sea need not have clock
in the cabin. but must always have
watch on deck 49,
When man is tight he is despised
or pitied BY his tleighbors.: When a
ship is tight she is admired.
We have heard of people living on
smiles, and guess it must be the average
saloon bum who does it.
A musical journal says that America
needs national air. Does, eh ? Whats
the matter with the blizzard?
There is an article going the rounds
telling "how to catch the public eye
This. we think, is best done with an
fum brella.
The dog that makes the most noise
never bites. Sorry we can't say as
much for the mosquito. This NAV not
be seasonable, but it is nevelless true.
A shrewd citizen of Mon ezuma, Ga,
snapped horses ten times in one day
and made 1925 and gaIloped home that
night possessor of the same horse to i'm.
part the news to his family.
Tramp-Well, my good lady, what
can you give me to eat today? Lady of
the house had wedding here last
night, and here is some Of the cake You
may have.
A genial barkeeper, says that his
customers belong to the following
classes: Somebodies, rumbodies, scum
bodies and bumbcdies. He might have
added that the last three classes are
recruited from the first class.
A mouse fell into vat of beer. The
poor little animal struggled. spluttered
and was choking and drowning, when a
Cat came prowlirg by.
Oh, Mrs. Puss, do lend me claw to
get me out of this nasty stuff !
well, said the cat, if do, will you
promise to come to me at supper time?'
Anything to be saved from this beer?
S, the cat put in her paw and pulled
out the mouse, and the mouse ran into
its hole as quickly as it could.
At supper time, back came puss.
Now, little mouse, for your promise!
Aha said the mouse, with his nose
Just out of the hole, don't you wish l
may be so silly?'
Didn't you promise !? sa.d the cat,
reproachfuly.
Well. yes; but then-remember' I