The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-11
M,srAkeM soR 1As KING.


The correspondent Of "a Vienna daily
hns found n pew story concerning the
first emperor of new Germany. On his
way to Carlsbad one ummsr afternoon,
Emperor William, then only king Of
Prussia, decided not tn allow the citizens
to- receive him publicly. He left the train
ut N small town near the springs. took "a
carriage, and was driven tn his hotel al
gathered Ia see him ride under ARCHES. r.
ceive maidcns i'm white, and give the GUS
tomary kiss To the pretticst girl among
them.
The next morning the news got abroad
that tire king Of Prussia had come.
shortly after daybrs,ak hundreds of per
SONS stood beforc the hotel AMI along the
promenade which led tai his favorite
spring. Al = o'clock an erect man OF mill
itary hearing stepped ont OF the hotel. HE
wore ordinary black clothes and ~ silk
hat. He had white side whiskcrs and n
moustachc, and ~ stride which betrayed,
according to- the ideas OF the crowd, the
majesty i'm civiic. !" si,o.,,cd.a patriotie.
Prussian. and thc crowd, convinced that
the white.w hisksrcd man i'm black clothes
was the king. still intent upon avoitiing
public Demonstrations, siioutsd: Long
The man with King William whiskcr-
raised his hand de~pres.atingly and opened
his mouth; but III lac said anything. n was
lost in the hurrahing of loyal German
subjects. He made his way, hc~itating
and biuslling. down the lane of shouting
men and women tn the kings ~favoritc
spring. A beautiful young woman sprang
with "a bow reached il tn him. He made "a
very fine military salute, took tho glass,
That was all. The crowd was SD sur
prisesl tina il issInle almost quiet. Every
one wondered why the king withheld the
royal kiss, for which lac was even then
famous. Something was wrong. every
one plainly saw. aud the enthusiasm be-
gan tn abate. As the man with the white
..a -snx rA 80. f.A. -. his InrAl q.
young fellow, evidently his friend. pushed
UP tn linn through the crowd and said :
mnow are J. Yen In TN, rnw m" m, h in , p.;"-
ute. The supposed king then explained
stamnlcringly that he. was no. king at all.
crowd melted away. and the postmaster
and his young friend hurried oil tai the
hotel.
Al noon the real king Of Prussia walked
down the promenade tn the spring. Few
persons noticed him. At the spring ~
caily. The King had not Desired a big
demonstration, but to- hc thus totally
ignored was much less tn his taste. As he
explanation, he overheard the, Remark of a
young man: mo. it's only the Maggie
inquiries on the part of the king and ~
short account of the early morning rcrcr-
ton of the postmaster on the part of the
boys cleared mp the mystery. The king
returned tn his hotel as uniln,iccd as hc
had left and sent IA humourous request to
his doiihie for an interview. He was too
late. The hiSrcslHCt of which hc had been
guilty i'm receiving the kings ovation had
been too much For the postmaster from
M~agdch,irg. He had hurricdly backed
his trunk on his return tn his room from
the spring aud had left for home on the IL
o'clock train.
No Ice 4 rcann. No Girls.
For some time past the greatest digiia
ton has prevailed among the fair young
ladies of Calhoun. Ky. The young gem
1900 - ,a I-,. 80. go.
tive as Kentucky raliantry warranted
There have been no picnics, no ice cream
parties, no lawn festivals. no boat rides.
In fact. whenever and wherever money
was Ia I've spent the bcaux were absent,
but if no funds were required they APP
rcars'd i'm numbers. This may MOI hav.
been d,,e to s~tingincss. but to u %tcInpor-
AIRY poverty which they could hot prevent,
bIt. in the judgment of tie. girls that did
rot suffice. FOR am excuse. Accordingly
the Indignant bellies held "a recent meet
ing and adoptc the following rs.-ol,i-
tions. which wcr,. printed in the local pa
per. the Constitution
"WHEREAs, We, the undersigned. be-
licving as we do that We have not re-
ccivsd the treatment from the young men
OF this town that we incritcai. have. with !:
view To- sclf-protcction. mutual bcucfit
and future welfare, organized ourselves
"Hesoirci. First-That We will allow ~.
us from cinlrs.ll, prayer meeting. ice cream
entertainments etc. who has not
been our escort tn such places.
Sscon IL we can not he table
cloth We will not he 'dishrag'; in other
words. we will not accept a card il we find
or know that the sender has sent one Z.
some other young lady previously To send
ing tO ms the same evening.
"Thrcc-That VIC think the young men
of this town display unho,indcd arId;icity
and tcuncrity when they accompany us Z.
places where no cash is necessary, but are
coispicIoiisly absent when something
takes place which would ncccssitat. going
into their pockct-books.
"Fourth-Tlat every member of this
organization pc furnished with "A copy OF
these resolutions"
| As IL result of this bold manifesto tiis
boys have managed Ia rake up som. raSl
and are spending IL quit. literally in or,i",
to regain the good grac.'s OF the calhoun
young ladies, who are as handsome as an,
in Kentucky.
nr Passed.
Boston Courier.
IL don't know" said 81. Peter. shaking
his head obviously. ~ don't know. IoI
look as If You lad been di~Sipating-al
the buttons oil your shirt. your coat al
f,aycd out at the wrists. your collar rr