New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-27
THE TALK or THE DAY.

To everybody Don't try TO everything next
week. You couldn't, anyhow. and even II you could.
you would be so completely used up that you would
certainly be very cross, and perhaps Ill. Just map
out nice little rational programme that you
carry out with comfort and pleasure, and trust 10 tho
newspapers for the rest.
A Striking Dlscovcry.--Jonas sharpwit: Mr.. Van
Knott, have been looking at the hands OF the ola
clock in your hall and have discovered remarkable
resemblance 70 Washington in them.
Van Knott: Indeed. How 50?
Sharpwit Both were once In revolution. Jewellers
Weekly.
The Jewish Messenger suggests that the churches
and synagogues Of New-York and Brooklyn be opened
next Monday and Tuesday nights furnish lodging for
out-of town visitors who may find no accommodation
elsewhere Under proper safeguards. the suggestion
IS good ono.
Why He Was Thankful" Bromley, my serial story
What, After keeping II three yearsl"
Yes. and It wasn't read, for had Parp9,s eI,
pasted some of the pages together The editor kept
my stamps, and sent the Ms. by express at my eA-
penSc."
And you're not hopping. madl'
40. Pm thankful he dldn't charge me storage"
-(Tfe Epoch
"Ihe Jewellers weekly gives interesting
facts about the jewellers Of New-Iork hundred
years ago. According to the city directory OF 1883
the whole number Of jewellers, goldsmths, silver
smiths watchmakers and clockmakers in that year
was only thirty three. Maiden Lane, now the head
and residence street. Astounding In taverns and green
erOccrs' shops Quccnst., row Pearl, was the great
business thoroughfarc at that time.
MORE OR LESS IMAGINARY.
sweet May coming,
The bees are hummng.
And the small boy bankers for early fruit;
The skies blucr,
The gales fewer. 49,
And the damsel Is trimming her bathing SUIT
The weather fair Is,
And warm the air IS,
And the orlolc in the orchard sings;
And hearts lighter,
nd life IS brighter,
For house ccanlngS again. by 1ngs
-(DOston Courier
Half dozen Cape Cod towns are quarrellng over
the question which of them shall celebrate the "5Oth
anniversary Of Cape Cod. At last accounts Barn
etoble had got mad and voted TO postpone the cee-
bratlon fifty years.
Charles f. Bonner Of Montana was an an, once nee
liking the business, he borrowed money. went west.
and is now worth s4OoO0oo' Unfortunately, We
diGcult 10 borrow money to go West There Is always
some obstacle In tho way Of the boy OF today 9Surns
wealth They can't all be baseball ptchers.-(Nofris-
town Herald.
Pasteur thinks that tho people who believe IN
the curative powers of madstones" are crazy
Once upon a time a Lion lay sick OF Fever ana
an Ass. filled with Brothery Love- came 10 'is''
MN A. said the Lion, gratefully odd you not
fear TO visit me Are you aware that am the MIG
Of the Beasts !" Am
rats - remarked the Ass at safe distance y An
I not the Jack, and doesn't the Jack beat INC h'"S
every time?" .,, ..o,,. ruc,rc
Moral: An ASS may know something about tuch"'
but he IS scooped at Poker-(Washingion Cnuc'
"The Chicago Mail" refers to coming glorious
celebration as a cheap brass band affair" IL inc
EDITOR of The Mall' Will come here and hire
window. and buy general admission to everything
he Will prlmpy revise his opinion as TO the chesphcs'
Of the affair
ndisputablc Proof of Fraud-stieet Aro.on ,sNr
There Gentlemen. IS one Of the cum OuttohS T t
by Washington on the day Of his inaIgurauoh' ho"
much am offered for It = ,.,.ou. .h,. r,.r,s
Countryman-Lookrc here feller citizens, that man
, eV'indIer 7 bought both o WaShlngt0nS cur
butons over in Fultonst. two hours ago.-(Je"eHeiS
Weekly.
Even those cltlzens who arc most strongly op,
poscd TO prohibition hoping that New'forK VIII
20 dry next week
The grave OF Miles Sandsh has been disSove,Iea a.
South Duxbury Mass, but It has been decided tna'
IN" skeleton found therein was that OF "uulin
Whom a woman crowds a man out OF his own Era..''
10 yoman's rights movement has gone about tar
onough We had a different opinion OF Mies'-(Nor-
rlSown Herald.