The Red Cloud chief., 1889-09-20
THE ARIZONA KICKER.


The ARIZONA KICKER.
Truthful Statements COotained In
Recent Issue Of the Sheet.
II Has FALLEN.-Mr. Wanamaker
has refused to appoint US to the post
mastership Of this town. The blow
has at length fallen. Honesty. integ-
rity, merit. intelligence and enthusi-
asm have gone for naught. A WALL
eyed. hump-backed ignOramus. who
can't spell gum. and can scarcely add
two and two. is retained in preference.
Do We turn the other check?
Not much! The first thing we did
after receiving the news last night vas
to burn up a vest which was purchased
at Wanamaler's Ten years ago. We
shall, never. never buy another dud
from his establishment. We ask Our
friends TO make the same resolve. The
Nero mus. be- brought to terms. His
naughty form must be rubbed in tho
dust. He must be given to understand
that the bulwarks Of American liberty
still tower alOft. and that nc free-boru
American can be trampled on with i'm
punity.
Sic Semper tyrannis! Which c
that We have camped IN his trail.
PAINFUL AcCIDENT.-Together with
about twenty other gentlemen. We
were sitting in front of the Crook
House last Tuesday evening. when the
Tuscan stage suddenly drove up. hav-
ing unexpectedly arrived fifteen min
utes ahead of time. One of the outside
passengers had the appearance Of
detective. and there was II sudden
scatteratiOn of %lOungers. 1t was laugh
able to see Colonel Jones. Major
Wickhan. Judge Perdue. Professor
Wise and others tumble over EACH other
as they broke for the sage brush. An
unfortunate accident occurred in this
connection. The Hon. Timothy Shocks.
late. Of Indiana. probably believing
that he had been sent for for barn
burning. or horse stealing. fell Over =
bench in his hurry to abscOnd and
broke his left leg. and il will probably
be two months before he will be able
to be about again.
A POSSIBLE MIsTAKE.-COlOnel kehO
Jones. who vas pulled up to a limb by
the boys the other night as Il warming
than no snide games will be allowed in
any gambling house in this bailiwick.
has called at the Kicker office to pro-
Ca xhc% ,.n n r;xI,o- - >Ao
We sized him up in our local columns.
He showed us letters Of recommended
ton from prominent parties in WASH
ington, Philadelphia and New York.
and he exhibited the Testament given
him by his mother twenty-three years
ago and worn over his heart eve since.
We may possibly have been mistaken
in writing the gentleman up as a fOrger,
embezzler. bigamist and escaped ON
vict. and in encouraging the boys %
pull his neck as a warning. II so. We
are very sorry. The only way he can
satisfy US Of his integrity is to frOwn
upon any thing like a skin game in his
establishment in future.
SOLE AGENr.-We have been ap-
pointed sole agent in this town for tho
Kentucky Hemp Company. limited. and
will be the only n handling their IA
nous mo. 6" rope. This rope, as most Of
our readers are aware, is made for and
exclusively used a neckties for bad
men. 1t will stand the greatest strain.
run easier, fit tighter and give more
general satisfaction, than any other
hanging rope in the market. No matter
what sort of a neck a man has. this
rope settles to the right spot at once.
sell it in twenty foot lengths at two
dollars per length. and where more 10
wanted the price will be made salts
factory. Give US q call before purcnas-
ing elsewhere.
THERE Is ONE.-In answer to ''cOrres-
pOndent" last week. who asked if there
vas a railroad line running through
town. We replied that if such a line
We had never heard of it in the
two years of our stay. We nov desire to
inform him that there is a line-a branch
of the U. p. Road-and that it runs two
Der day and gives e~xcelleut