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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
A SERIOUS SCANDAL.
The Wife of Prominent Official
Under Arrest for Drunkenness.

The WIFE OF frOm1nenC Omclal
Under Arrest for Drunkenness.
Chicago Times.
A pretty serious scandal, affecting the
family of high official in the war de-
partment. has narrowly escaped coming
to light. The police are considerate
enough to suppress the names, but the
story has leaked out.
On making his accustomed rounds
one night, Officer Smith came across
lady dressed in the height of style,
but TOO much overcome with liquor to
give the number of her residence or to
navigate alone. She was led to the
station house and put in common cell,
where, after a three hours rest in
comatose condition, she came to herself
and begged most piteously to be re-
leased, promising the ''earth'' if they
would only let her out and save her
from disgrace. About o'clock in the
morning carriage was driven rapidly
to the station house, and fine looking,
portly gentleman, a well known wal de-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02

make collection of waters from al
the principal rivers of the earth. We
have visited Europe, Asia, Australia,
South America and now intend to do
North America. What are these collec-
tions for? Merely to crafty whim of
the collector, and we are doing that
very thing. Already we have sent home
many small Walls, each labeled, so there
can be no mistake, and when we do
North American we will have finished
the Globe"
'"How long do you intend to keep the
collection?'
always, of course. Do you think
we would carelessly destroy what has
taken so long to collect?''
well. scarcely think so, but do you
intend to submit the waters to some
chemist or other for analysis"
owe hadn't thought of it. AS ] told
you. we do this merely to pass the time,
spend our money, see the world while
we are young, and crafty a whim. and
you may believe that so far we have
had any amount of pleasure out of it,"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
DIED.

BREED-In st. Paul, Minu, suddenly. OH
Dec. 80, 1883, Mrs. S. S. Breed. Funeral
from st. Pauls church tomorrow, Sd inst,
at 9 o'clock p. m.
BEALs-In St. Paul on Monday, Dee. 81,
; 1888. James Burrill Beals, in the forty
fourth year of his age. Funeral from his
late residence, 496 Portland avenue, on
THURSDAY afternoon at / 80 o'clock.
WAGENER-John Wagner, aged tifty-three
years, died at San Francisco, CAL, Dec. %,
5:2O D. M, at residence of A. W. Fink;
formerly partner of deceased. Funeral will
take place Wednesday. Jan. 2, at a m,
from the residence, $50 Wabasha street.
Friends invited to attend.
FOR FUNERALS-Ca Carriages for So and
hearse So. E. w. Shirk's livery stable, 2S4
East Ninth street. corner Rosahel street
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
SYMPHONIES IN RUM.
The Seductive Eggnog as Mixed
by Southern Women in Wash
ington.

lnSCOn.
Washington Letter.
1t is generally supposed that Mrs.
Whitney, the estimable wife of the
secretary of the navy, is the best mixer
of drinks among the well known women
of Washington. but this is not true.
When Mrs. Whitney came to Washing
ton she was reputed to he able to make
the finest cocktail of any women con-
nected with the administration. Mrs.
Whitney says it is incorrect; that while
she can dispense the fluid with a degree
of Skill which makes her guests at home,
she knows very little about the COM
position of the article.
The Misses Bayard, daughters of the
secretary of state, have the reputation
of making the most delicious cocktails
to be had at any private residence in
the city. The secretary has we'll sup
piled wine cellar, and the daughters.
when they serve guests, use pornmery
sec and veuve Cliquot. When they
serve the family Maryland club whisky
is the prime favorite background.
Senator Henderson, of Nevada, enter
talns his friends with the most delight
full milk punch rved in Washington.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
One Difference.
PHILADELPHIA Record,

Philadelphia Record.
st. Peter-Enter. Why do you hest
tate!
New Spirit don't see any usher.
"We have no ushers here. Sit where
you please"
Dear me! How different heaven is
from a church."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02

you know you had a lighted cigar in
your" Before he could finish tn
sentence down went the cigar 10 the
ground. III that workman had reminded
him of the fact in the mill the cigar
would have been dashed Oh the floor
where powder was strewn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

MIIIE FIRM OF SCHWARZBACH e.
i Thomson having been dissolved, C. j.
Thomson has assumed all liabilities and
assets, and will collect all accounts due
SchWarzbach & Thomson. The business will
be continued by C. j. Thomson at 100 East
Fourth ST.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
YANKEES AT COURT.

How a Washington Society Belle
Attended Reception at Buck
ingham.
Philadelphia Press.
w. j. O'Brien tells an interesting
story of Pay Director Cunningham, of
the United States navy, now on the re-
tired list and living in this city. Mr..
Cunningham once bore the title OF
purser, then used to denominate the
Office now known as that of paymaster.
Purser Cunningham was in London at
the time that a reception was given at
the Buckingham palace. Through the
American legation an invitation was eX-
tended to him to represent the Unite q
States navy at this reception. On the
evening of The event Purser Cunning
ham. attired in full uniform, appeared
at Buckingham palace. As he was de-
scending from his carriage female fig
ure pressed through the crowd, a soft,
warm hand seized his and a pleasing
voice said: "Oh, Mr.. Cunningham, am
SO glad to see you. Can you, oh,c you
get me in? have tried everywhere to
get an invitation and failed, and must
see this reception and be presented to
the 0ueoD."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
Iron Mountain Route.

Iron Mountain Route.
Daily Trains 8.
st. Louis to the Southwest, with
Through Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars
to Memphis, Little Rock, Malvern,
Texarkana, Galveston, Austin,
San Antonio, Fort Worth, Dallas and
San Francisco.
FREE RECLINING CHAIR CARS
ST. Louis to Little Rock, Memphis
Texarkana, Houston and Galveston.
The only line to the
Famous Hot Springs of Arkansas,
and the
Popular Route to the
Winter Resorts of Texas.
II. c. Townsend,
General Passenger and Ticket Agent,
st. Louis. Nc.
A Worried servant.
Philadelphia News
Caller-Is the family home yet?
Servant-Indade an they are not.
when will they return?"
81 don't know, but l hope soon, for
me loife is wore out av me wild the
calls of the butcher, the grocer, the gas
man and house agent"
One OF the Signs.
Washington Post.
z Mr.. Doubtful Ito fiancee)-I dreamed
last night that 1 was in hades, Fannie.
Fannie-What is that the sign of,
Harold?
. MIR. Doubtful guess it mu st be a
sign we are going to get married.
/. Mistress Ito Bridget, who is adm iring
herself before the glaSS)-Why, Bridget,
isn't that my hat you have on?1 Bridget
-Yis, mum: amt Oi ould-lookin' in it?
Texas Siftings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
RS. ALICE ].

RS. ALICE J.
Shaw, whose sue
cess as a whistler
has made a ripple
of excitement in
two continents, is
very pleasantly
established at the
Burnet house. A
Commercial G t
Zette representa-
We had the
pleasure of a
half hour's chat
with her yester-
day. Mrs. Shaw
is nlpaSautlV at
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
FACTS AND FANCIES.
Interesting Gossip on Town Topics
andThings in General
"Soiid Comfort"

Is the best 1Gc Cigar in the market.
Sold by all respectable dealers, and
manufactured by Jennings, the Cigar
Man, 296 East Seventh.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
Try mo Name"

And "Solid Comfort Best SC and 1Oc
Cigar in market. Manufactured by Jen-
nings, the Cigar Man, 296 East Seventh.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02

At t he
first words
Mr.Cunning-
ham looked
up in sur
pris an d
recog nj re d
t he lovely
Miss Seaton,
one OF the
bellies of
Washington,
whose father
was publish
er of the Ma
tional Intel
ligencer and
mayor of the
city-f for at
that time the
ca pital of
the United
States had a
civic govern
m en- t Ii Ike
that of other
munich pail
ties. Mi S S
Seaton was
-, 0-n,,fD~
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
Dodge's inlailible

Hair Restorative and cure for badness.
The only permanent hair grower OH
earth. Price S. per set after Jan. /,
1889.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02

Marriage la Mode-'Oh, papa, Mr.:
lCIeafhead has asked me to marry him."
''Indeed, my dear; and what did you
sav?' ''Well. of course. ! asked him to
giyeme time. So he said in an distracted
sortof way that if could give him good
references. could have the usual thirty
days, but it was not his CUSTOM" My
dear, l think that is very business
like young man. You had better close
directly. ''-Judy, 49,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02

N. LEHNEN, a rni T e: AaP atsnl
ist: Office and Lab. No. 566 Jackson
street. st. Paul, Mimi. Personal atten-
ton given to all kinds of Assaying, Ana
living and Testing. Chemistry applied
to all arts and manufactures.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02
DOdge's Infa.lib1e

Dodge's Infa. lible
Hair Restorative and cure for badness.
The only permanent hair grower on
earth. Price SIS per set after Jan. 1
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02

U/hy are your rooms vacantY An ad IN the
WDK GLOBE will rent them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-01-02

Jennings mo Name" .s-
Is the leading sc Cigar in the city. Try
them. 296 East Seventh street.
Roumanian Proverbs.
New York Sun.
A man without enemies is Of little
value.
The just man always goes about with
bruised head.
1t is easier to keep guard over bush
full of live hares than over one woman.
If you seek for "a faultlesS friend you
will be friendless all your life.
A hen which cackles. over night lays
no egg in the morning. @
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

In the dusk and down iano
Two walked, hand In hand. together:
Blew the wind and fell the rain:
Little needed they the weather.
Cold March winds hight storm abouss
Warmth within Knocked cold withouk
Had the road been paved with gold
They had never seen a Skinner:
Had the stars left heavens high fold,
Night TO them had grown no DINNER;
Earth, unto its widest hem.
Consisted Of four feet for thcmi
What said he 70 mako her start,
Flush and glow with sudden pleanrei
What could cauxe the woman's heart
Thon 70 beat q faster measured
Why did eyelids. prone TO rise,
Hide tho light Of glowing eyesf
Twas tho story told anow, =.
Old, yet never antiQuated:
Just the same words-iue - fev-
Just the case % often stated
Just the Same 10 every wise
A once vas told In Paradise
-Cassell's Magazine
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14
Cassville, w. Ya,

Some of our roughs set fire to the
lookup, Sunday night, and before
it was discovered that ancient and
venerable building was burned
down.
l.. f. Vinson and Samuel Dam.
ron went up Twelve Pole last week
to survey some land in the neigh
borhood Of Sweetwatcr.
Mrs. S. S. Vinson passed through
our town, Saturday, en- route for
Ceredo. She had been visiting the
family Of Wn. Peters, near here.
Mrs. Peters has a severe attack of
fiux.
Doc. Frasher, our popular depu.
ty Sheriff, caught another Kentuc.
KY interloper one day last week,
and the fellow, to save the county
the expense of boarding him ut Ho.
tel de Walker, shelIed out S6s. 10
satisfy the State for his having "sold"
without then and there having first
made payment Of the special tax as
by law in that behalf required
Doc. is a hustler.
TUG1TE.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14
A Otter Disappointment

"Ah," said the leading American hu.
morist to awell dressed stranger whom he
met at the Pesth house, down by the s,s.
IL think have seen you before. You
graduated at the Snail university last
June, did you not?" ~ did," replied The
stranger. with the air of man who
would not lilo about n iittlo thing like that.
Yes" said the leading American hui
morist, II thought recognized you. !
wrote the affair up for Tho Slab. And
what are you doing now2 Waiting
on table?' The alumnus shook his
head. Driving ON express wagons"
mo" "Oh, see; pitching for the
GroundersT' mo; have been appoint
ed managing editor Of The Slab and an,
down here attending the national con.
vention Of marble cutters. II you like !
will give you an assignment that will
help pay expenses" And the leading
American humorist went out and lay
downon the shingly bench and died hard.
Mighty hard. - Burdotte in Brooklyn
Eagle
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

the State House grounds, where
NIL comrades are requested to call
and register as soon as they arrive
in the city. An intelligence Office
will also be run in connection with
the headquarters. for the accommo-
dation and information Of all cx-
Soldiers and their friends.
a cordial invitation is extended
to every one to attend this I3th Re-
union of the Society of the Army
of West Virginia, and to each and
to all is promised royal welcome
from the people who dwell in
Ohio's capital.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14
August 10, 1850.
What IL Costs to visit the Sea-
shore.

The c. & o. announces that for
their SPECIAL excursion to Old Point
Comfort August ID, round trip rates
will be as follows From Cincin-
natl and New Richmond, $fz.oo;
from Augusta and South Ripley,
$iT.5o; from Maysville and Man
chester, $II-oo; from Vanceburg,
$40 so; from South Portsmouth and
Greenup. $1,000; from Russell.
Ashland, Catlettsburg, Huntington.
and Barboursville, 80 90; from St.
Adams and Charleston, 5000. Tick.
cts will be good going only on spe.
cial train Of August I4th, but will
be good returning OF regular trains
until August 2Oth, and the priv.
iege Of stopping over at White Sui.
phur Springs, Natural Bridge, Vir.
ginia Hot Springs and other cele.
bratcd resorts Of the Blue Ridge and
Allegheny Mountains will be grant.
ed.
For time table and descriptive
catalogue address II. w. Fuller.
General Passenger Agent, Cincin.
natl, Ohio.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

months in a year, because of the
cold climate Of that region, the
advantages to be found here arc
very apparent, where the climate is
such that there is scarcely day in
the year that business could not be
prosecuted. Then, too, West Vir
giria has the advantage If furnish
ing the finest grazing land in the
world, and rs milk producing
State could have no superior.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

Governor Tive" says in adj
vance of the contest committee IS
rcport-that Fleming will be de-
clared Governor. This last act OF
West Virginia Democracy will kill
the organization IN this State No
party can live after having COM
mitted such open acts of fraud
Even now we do not believe the
great acting Governor could he
elected to such an insignificant Of
flee as Constable.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14
+. J. WILLIS,
Augusta, Ark.

In addition to attractions lent
the G. & o. Excursion Of Aug.
ust I4th, 10y a trip to the sea.
shore, an additional one is given
in the privilege to visit White
Sulphur Springs, Natural Bridge.
the Hot Springs Of Virginia or
any OF the celebrated resorts OF
the Blue Ridge and Allegheny
Mountains.
A handsome Illustrated Gaia.
logue descriptive Of the G. & O.
route can be obtained by addressing
III. w Fuller, General Passenger
Agent Cincinnati. O.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14
Tho Wrong Name

"Modste" replied Mrs. Sinkereon,
with an accent that was slightly of, as
che read the sign on the red brick house
"M2tilde, what does thqt peanr
Don't you know what that means,
mammal said her daughtes. THAT'S
another word for dressmaker."
well, 10 amt good name for them. =
why noc'
why no0 Looh at them two BAH
dresses you got last week. You wouldnt
call anybody that made such things %
them modesto, would you?~--Merchant
Traveller.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

Hon. 3. l.. Butcher, Secretary Of
the State Development Associa.
ton, was in Grafton two days last
week on legal business, says the
Ea9te Sentinel Of that town, and
while here made us a short call
Mr. Butcher tells us that his Asso.
citation, though laboring under ad.
verse circumstances, in that they
have no funds. is still doing some
good and he believes effective work
lie answers numerous letters week.
~ from people from all parts Of the
country who wish to make their
home with us. lie is now in CORE.
spondence with parties in Yer.
mont who are organizing a large
colony for the purpose Of locating
~ our State. Some OF these Yer.
monters have been engaged in the
manufacture Of cheese in the Green
Mountain State, and arc talking Of
iocaiing IN some Of the grass grow.
iag counties Of West Virginia 10
carry on the business. When we
take into consideration the fact that
30 Nermoat cream or ehcesc fac,o.
~ can only be opcraNi five or sis
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14
Good Aov,oe r,nrovp A~.>

i Berlin judge the other day, when Cd
dressing locksmith who appeared as a
witness, spoke as follows: II should hove
thought you would dissuade your work.
men from going to law for such trifle. I"
Wftness-Thats what did. I enid:
Children, said I. "the clerk nj the law
yers will take your coat, and the lawyer
wfn strip of pour shirt, and as for the
Judge, why, man, he1l skin you siivee'
You Geo. ! talked sensibly to the folks
like that, but u was all Of no uses-Zeit-
gast
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

We clip the following from the
Eagte Sentinel. It's our sentiment.
and we hope our readers will profit
by its perusal
Don't forget the editor when
you have news item. If your
wife whips you, let us know it and
we will set you right before the
public. Ifyou have company tell
us--if you are not ashamed of your
visitors. If a youngster arrives at
your house and demands food and
raiment, let US know. If you have
a social gathering Of few friends
bring around a big cake, six or seven
PIES and ham--not necessarily to eat.
but as guarantee Of good faith.
You needn't bother to invite us as
II may be little too cool for our
wardrobe. We mention these little
things because we want the news
and we will have IT,"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

Editor Halstead, of the Cincinnati
Commercial Gazette, was rendered
big reception ON his return from
Germany last week. The Republi-
cans of Ohio appreciate the fearless
ard able journalist and will doubt
less make him a United States SEN
ator.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

The requisite number of Indians
have signed the bill for the opening
of the great Sioux reservation in
Dakota and grand rush will soon
be made for that territory. The
reservation contains eleven million
acres.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

In st. Louis hospital O man had a
dream which covered 10000 miles of
travel and six months time, yet he was
only minute and half covering the
whole business. If the body could move
with the brain how we would whizi
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

The Cincinnati saloon keepers
have sensibly concluded To obey
the law and close their places of
business on Sunday.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

The latest reported scientific dis
covery is called by some the "elixir
of life'-something to invigorate
the human body and prolong life;
but it is not claimed that by its use
life can be prolonged indefinitely
DR.. Hammond says it is wrongly
named.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

What is school teacher? The
source and fountain Of information
from which the future rulers and
taxpayers of our country draw their
sustcnance. What should be the
prime qualification OF school
teaehers Mental alertness, phys
zeal sturdiness and well developed
moral faculties. What should be
the pay of school teachers? Large
salaries, good vacation and the
unfeigned thanks of benefited
community.-N Y Press.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14
Marshall !: College,
The State Normal School.
HUNTINGTON, WEST VA.

THos. e. HoDcEs, A M. Principal.
MISS MABELLK ScoTT.)
Miss EMMA FoRDYcE, Assists'.
MISS Lulu STEWART,
Miss LILLE KNIGHT, Music.
Fall Term Begins Sept. Z, 1880.
Winter Term begins Dec. \, 1880.
Spring Term begins March 10, 1890.
Students can Enter at any Time.
The STAT. Normal School ia an institution
primarily designed for the profession ri fral n.
lng OF teachers. The course OF lnsir1,ofion.
neweVer, embraces the Academic a. we'll A.
tue professional, the former being fnferdes
20 prepare students for the State Dnivoreifv.
o. ~ them for the active dutles Of Iife
Ing OF Physiology.
TUITION FREE
70 All students having Normal appointments
o.Hppiiy 70 your County Superintendent IL
ocnooia TOT an appointment.
Fof further information or Catalorue An.
~ 20 'nefHncipei, Huntington. West Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

The platform adopted by the
Ohio Convention has the American
ying Of protection about it:
ave renew our adherence to the
principles Of protection in its two
fold meaning and operation. Pro.
lection 10 every American citizen
at home in all parts of our country;
protection to every American citi-
zen abroad in every land, on every
sea; protection to- every American
citizen in the exercise OF all his DO
hiical rights and privileges; protect
ION TO American industry and labor
against the industry and labor OF
the world "
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

Spokane Falls, Washington Ter
ritory, was visited by destructive
fire TIE 4th inst. The business por-
tions of the entire city were burned.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14

Broaddus Female College, at
Clarksburg, has thrown open its
doors to young men.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-08-14


The Odd Fellows in the State OF
Texas have purcha sed grounds and
building for an Orphans Home, val
ued at $4,000. Why not have an
Orphans Home in West Virginia,
We know Of beautiful place in this
State, well suited for the purpose
that can be purchased for 81 = 900 by
instruments. This property con-
tains about 200 acres of ground
part of which is under cultivation.
good orchard and other out build.
ings, and good farm house ON a
portion of the premises; good
three story building nearly new,
well furnished, which would &C.
commodate about one hundred per-
sons. The property is now being
used as summer resort In our
next issue we shall publish a cut of
the building and give a history Of
the mineral water belonging to this
property. We hope the Brothers
througho't this jurisdiction will think
over this matter, and let us hear
from thcm.-Odd FeHO,cs' .Adco-
cate.