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The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25
OUAY'S DOODLE
Enables Malone to Bring n his 'i"""
to Frederiok-burg-W hat lie an" HIS
Mi,hicander said.

Enables Malone to Bring Zig crow"
to rreaeriok -burg-W lie and His
Miehigander said.
FREpERICK>BuEG. Va, October =.
Special. General Mahone came mere 10,
nieht on a train chartered by himself ana
loaded bv his followers. \ large number
we're from Richmond. such a. Blalr MOTIFS
and Ballad. and there was another crew
from Hanover. Caroline, ana the loNer p",-
lions of ~pOttsylyania. inciudinS D.
4 Burrows. Of Michigan. lie was
met at the depot 10y captain J.: :. "ele, i",c
If New York. Mr.. Newton Colbert, inter-
nal revenue collector. .. u. Poster, post
master at this place, General RusSles' laie
member of the Board of Visitor, To- the nj
yer.ily Of Virginia, aud Ns. James l..
Green. applicant tor the mail agency
ON the Weem's line Of steamers.
Mohonc was introduced hy Mr.. trim.
Postmaster Foster nursing and following al
hand. From the lower counties. the eNcuI-
siouists of Mahonc and the counties adloin-
i'm, constituted the hurrah OF the lltlle
king. Ile Was
FGoIIsrIc BEYOND MEAst RE,
talked about the state debt. the Blair BILL
the tariff. free schools, and appealed 70 Tue
nossinns Of hi, audience. Much applause
n time. came from the audience. but 1t was
apparent that blair Morris, 81 hcim"ha;;
was leading the clapping of hands ana
stamping of feet.
THE MiCHlGANpEE.
Malone held out his sophistrs for an noun
n more. and cut short by speaking oi VT.
]. {. Burrows. OF Michigan who Woui,l
fnllow him. Mr. Burrows confined hins.i
To national questions altogether. iii'
spoccb was natly received. many oi hl'
audience leaving the room before he com
nlcted. lie attempted To palm of "lanhe'
poodlcs'' on the people a, TO the love Of lh'
Republican party for the south, but ~, ID,
thinking people laughed in dcris'on ana ih' !l'
Ignorant bowed The whole occasion
wound up as
AHiGE JOKE.
The idea of Mahonc's bringing crown Il
mi nm mi. ranks where he knew his ioiioM
mg to be- faint indeed. His gathering III
crowd aud paying their way he,H n,S r',
duccd no llftle diycr.ion among the proPl
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25
oOO BOOKS FOR A SONG.

Hest works Oft best authors-glz: Scott.
Irving. CoOp.r. Dickens, ihackcFy, Bulwer.
Eliot. the poet ana author.
STANDARD BOOKS NICELY BOUND.
AT 25c.
oc25-lt RANDOLPH q ENGLISH.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25

II you want a first-class flour. ask
for the "Dualop" Patent. None sur.
rsss it. 'Phole e75,
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25
BEYOND THE SEA.
NEWS BY CABLE FR( M FOREIGN
LANDS.
\ Wonderful >ubterran'an RIVER ."
Trance-Rider IIsggGrd's Imagination
Practically yeriied-other Foreign Adj
vices.

Practically yerifed-oiher Foreign Ad-
vices.
LONDON. October 2l..-1he subteuanoan
river recently discovered In France. IN me
Niers district. has now been traced dis.
iancc Of seven mile, ~ point biond
which the three daring explorers who I'M
dertOOh the task did not dare I"
venture. a. the river There takes an
abrupt plunge into the bowels ~
the earth % depth impossible 10 iauthom.
II took three DAYS and nights tO accom-.
plish this Journey Of seven miles and return,
the greater portion being done in a folding
boat made Of sail-cloth. Nier, j. In the heart
ofa wild and mountainous country. IN the
deepest reces>ps of which cave, and groiioeS
are found. some Of which appear to have
been the abode Of our Iroglodfte ancestors.
The suhterranean river wa- first discovered
a month ago AT tis' bottom of an abyss
known a. the PIT of radcroe. and vas then
traced a distance OF two miles. The
seven miles 80 far explored are In utter
darkness. except at the point where the
river was discovered. II ahounds In cas-
cadps. and winds through "a succession ~
srott0cs sparkling with ,talacitc-. Pwpa-
ations are being made for further eNplora-
tions.
CABLE NOtES.
BRUSSELS. October ~ Il j, probable
that n general strike OF miners will take
place throughout Belgium on Monday neNf.
Nj SIGH. October -. King Otta. the h..
sane monarch of Bavaria. j. in prccariou-
condition. lie j. unconscious. and only al
irregular intervals are hi. physicians ahl,
To administer n0urlshmen'.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25
>s,iIt o..
\oricE,

have this day appointed MRS. ASSlE +.
GEESE my agent Ia conduct the GRO ctRY
BUSINESS ~ so. 5l5 Brook avenue. in the
CIT OF Richmond. 10 buy aud cell for cash
only. TAYLOR W DAVIS
october -. 1850. oc23-lt
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25

GET the best-the celebrated "Dun.
lop" Patent FLOUR. Phone 7s5-sdvt
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25
MELTING.
SPOrT & SPOTT,

MANUFACrUniNG JEWELLERS.
We can save you from ten TO twenty-five
per cent. on Watches, Diamonds. Jcwelry.
silyerwafe, saectaeles. Eys. Glasses, operas
Glasses. &c.
Watch and DismondC' tsscons;antly iorm-
ing.
Highest cash prices for old Gold and silver.
oe.s Gil EAST BROAD STREET.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25

w NOGRApHl AND IlpE-MRII so.
The only shorthand school IN Richmond
that has ever graduated "a StrdCnt. over $50
Of our graduates ROW holding good positions
secured Dy us. Terms reasonable dud prac-
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LEGE OF SIENoGRAPlil, II 3 east Main
street ocl3-6in
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25

DROFESSOR A. BAILEY, MAG
l NETO-MASSEIR and Medical Electric
cian. Chronic and nervous discusses cured.
Flectf)-Napor baths. Jli cas-, Broad street.
Richmond. Va. oc 2i-lms
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25

RtcHMO@p, VA, october 2i, lseo.
THIS Is TO NOTIFY THE PUBLIC,
/ that on the 18Th day of October l-sv.
JOSEPH n. WELSH made an assignment 10
the undersigned. as trustee 'f his real amt
per-onal effects. tor the benefit OF his credi-
tOIs.
All persons indebted to the said TO>fPu
! h. " Fish are requested 10 come forward a.
once and settle. lhore having claims against
the said JOSEPH H. WELSH are requested
| TO present them al ufcc fOr yctifcntiOn.
DAVID A. AlNSLlt,
oc1atf Irustrc.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25

The "Dunlop" Patent Flour is again
on the market and better than ever be-
fore. Phone Tu-adv
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25

ALEXANDRIA.

,,u,y Time at Democratic headquarters
Barbecue in Orange Another OF Ma
homes Tricks -- Additional Appoint
ment-.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25
THE PASTORAL LETTER
CONCLUDES TIE CONVENTION
or The AMERICAN CHURCH.
The Letter Read Amid Impressive Cere'
monics- Interesting Proceedings Yes
tcrdR,-Msrk of the Convention Com
pieted. and the Body Adiourns.

NEW YORK. October 81. Special The
General Convention # the Episcopal Church
entered upon the last day II it, session thi7
morning Messages were read from the
House e bishops concur.ng in certain con-
siiuiiOual amendments and in the contin.
uaucc of the joint committee on evangelical
work .u the Church.
The president. Rev. Or. Dix. appointed
the following members of the Lower House
on ihai committee. RoN. John Wilkinson.
of Quincy. Rev. Mr.. Christian. OF Newark
RS. Mr.. Hall. of Massachusetts,; ana
Ne,sr-. Baldwin. OF Michigan; Thomas, ol
PENNSYLVANIA: and Cutting of New YORK,
The House took up the consideration o'
fhr r.pari of the committee on canons on
tho proposed
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25

81 the opening Of 'he afternoon session; Sn a.,
..,h Low. of Brooklyn, moved thai NO. y
no the calendar, providing for m'7sionaI,
y" c,i.roeate. ."o Dc recommjtted ~ BE- repoT'ea
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-10-25
THE INDUSTRIAL ISSUE,

the letter declares that the Church Of God
I'm. taken due cognizance of the class dis
tuisa.ccs during the past three years, re-
-uliing from lhe asperties Of Will on one
hand and basiy passi,gs on the other. 'il
+. painfully evident that the existing indus,
trial s,stem", it says, lis not what u shquld
b.. AS the dcspairins tone Of those who have
studied the subject e.ipces. Many have
come 10 look upon
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23
Mark TWain's Courtship.

Mark Twain, if he is in the mood,
will tell the story Of his own court.
ship in manner worthy of the great.
est of living humorists. When he
first met the lady who afterwards be-
came his wife, he was not so distin.
guished as now. His origin was hum.
BILE, and for some years of his life he
had been a pilot on the Mississippi riv-
er. The future Mrs. Clemens was a
woman of position and fortune, her
father was judge, and doubtless ex.
pected family" and social importance
in his son-in-law. Clemens, however
became interested in his daughter
and after awhile proposed, but was
rejected.
"Well," he said TO the lady, 81
didn't much believe you'd haye me,
but / thought I'd try"
"After awhile he "tried" again
with the same result, and then re.
marked with his celebrated drawl, 81
think a great deal more of you than
if you'd said yes but it's hard to
bear" A third time he met with bet.
ter success, and then came the most
difficult part of his task, to address
the old gentleman.
Judge" he said tc the dignified
millionaire, "have you seen anything
going on between Miss Lizzie and
me Z"
"What? What?" exclaimed the
judge, rather sharply, apparently not
understanding the situation, yet doubt
less getting a glimpse of it from the
inquiry.
"Have you seen anything going on
between Miss Lizzie and me ?"
mo, no, indeed !" replied the mag
istrate, sternly. "No, sir, have not" !"
well Look sharp and you will"
said the author Of "Innocents Abroad"
and that's the way he asked the judi
cial luminary for his daughters hand
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

"Say, Bill Somers is circulating a
petition round town to have me re-
moved and himself app'inted to this
ere office /; but don't you have any
thing to do with it; don't you sign it.
The pertition goes on to say ] don't
tend to the business of the office pro-
perly, and it's burned lie, sir, that s
what it is ! If it said | was often.
sive partisan, wouldn't n cared,
cause do git pretty Jealous ut terri.
torial conventions sometimes but
when it says | don't do my duty by
the Office. it hits my business stand.
ing, and I'm going to fight it. ."--Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23
Running a Postoffice in the West

Give me five 2-cent stamps" /
said as l presented myself at the gem
eral delivery of the post Office in a
small Wyoming town. The postmas'
ter laid aside large jackknife and a
pine stick and said
"Hey p
"Two-cent stamps-fve of 'en."
"We amt had 2-cent stamp in the
house for month" he replied,
"Give me Is then"
"Sold the last one week ago"
Anything that vii stick, then D.
cent, l-cent, anything
ave never keep anything but is
and rs since / have been running the
Office
Got any postal cards ?"
mo; sold the last one to Hank
Reed last night"
"Your stock hardly seems as COM
pIete as it might be"
No the layout is all run down.
| low III have to order some post Of
fee truck fore long. I've got three
kinds Of plug terbacker, sumo big bats,
ID and As cartridges, spurs with jing
lers on 'em. aud all that kind o stuff.
if you should want anything Of that
kind. Aud say, bold on, | can fix on
this mail business, too I've got Il
slough of cent wrappers-sell you a
dozen of EN- for II short bit, aud you
can write on the wrong side of 'ero
aud sorter fold 'em up, and they'll 60
all right, | reckon"
| told him that / didn't want TO
write so badly us ! did, and started
out, when he called me back, and adj
ded
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23
Carl Dunder.

Sergt. Bendal the other day, as he
looked up and found Carl Dunder
standing by his desk.
"Vhell, I pellet it vhas my duty to
come down und report on some case.
Maybe l vhas swindled again"
81 presume so. Most anybody can
swindle you. It's wonder you have
a dollar left"
II vhas awful green, eh p
"Yes, you are."
"Und vhas innocent, like a childi"
about as innocent as boy 3years
old. What's the matter now ?"
Sergeant, maype you haf seen a
feller take three cards and throw 'em
all around on table like lightning ?"
~ have"
"Und he likes you to bet dot you
can pick out dot ace of hearts" ?"
"Yes. That's called three-card
monte. How much did they get out
you?
"A man comes in my place yester-
day und says vhas I Carl Dunder? l
vhas. All right, Mr.. Dunder, but l
like to show you trick to play on de
boys. 1t vhas called parlor magic,
und eaferypody vhas wild oafer her."
II see. And he got $50 out of you
presume ?"
"Vhell, he takes a seat at der table
und pulls out three cards und does so
-und sound so, und he laughs all
der time und says it vhas a coed joke
on de poys. Py und py he like me
to pick out dot ace of hearts"
"And you bet you could p
"Of course"
"Mr. Dunder, you are bigger fool
than / thought for !"
Sergeant, excuse me. If vhas a
fool can't help him. | bet dot man
$40 / pick oudt dot card. Shake
comes oafer und holds der money und
| pick oudt card"
"And it wasn't the ace, of course p
"Oh, but he vhas | pick her right
oudt as slick as grease. und | put dot
money in my west pocket. Der feller
shumps up und says dare vhas a mis-
take, and he WANTS me to try oafer
again. but l vhas not ON some try"
"You don't say ?"
"Und he gets madt und says he put
some heads on me if ! don't give oop
dot twenty. Vhell, | vhas green
horn und a fool, you know"
And you gave it upf"
"Oh, no! l take dot feller by der
neck und make his heels preak two
tables und fife peer glasses, und his
coat und west vhas all in small pieces
und he cries oudt dot he gifts me ten
dollar more if let oop Oh him. Dot
vhas very reasonable, und / let him
60"
"And you made $50 ?"
you see for yourself 1t vbas
twenty und ten, und in dis package
vhas his boot-heels und west-buckle
und coat buttons. l like you to put
on ticket of Lost Property, und
take charge of 'em, Sergeant, good
day"
"But, say, l want to talk with you
some"
Sergeant, | vhas n greenhorn und
a fool, und | cant stop any longer"
"But, here -"
DOT vhas all right. Maybe | vas
some oldt Dutchman from pack
country, und eaferpody can shwindle
me, und maype ] vhas oop to some
snuff Goodbye, Sergeant. 1t vhas
going to be hot day, und Shake
vhas all alone in der saloon Free
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

An enterprising man who had just
embarked in the milk business dis
tributed lot of circulars announcing
that he was prepared to serve patrons
with "milk Of the first water" AS a
failure he was a success.-New York
Mining Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

Madeline-Wasn't it hot at the
Johnson's, last night? Fred johnson
and had to 60 out on the piazza, the
air got so close. Marguerite (pleas-
antly)-Didn't the heir get pretty
close out there, too FIX.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23
Consumption surcl, cured.

10 rue EpIToR--Please Inform you.
readers that have a positive remedy for
the above uamed disease. BY It's timely
use thousands OF hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. shall be glad 10 send
two bottles OF my remedy free to any oi
yonr readers who have consumption II
they will send me their express and pos,
Office address. Respectfully. 7. A $40.
CUM, NJ. g., 1871 Pearl ST., New York.
oo0yl
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

"Well, Patrick, what struck you
most during your southern trip"
"The mule, sor!" replied Patrick,
with a grin that disclosed the absence
of nine molars.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

By their fruits ye shall know them;
and, therefore, the almanac makers
are known by their dates.-Boston
Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

The moths have strange tastes.
They frequently appear in overcoats
in summer weather.-New Orleans
Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

The young man who cannot afford
to take his young lady friend out
sleighing will do we'll to cutter ac-
quaintance.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

It's we'll enough to make fun of the
solitary oyster in the church stew, but
he is always mighty welcome, just the
same.-Merchant Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

You will find the most correct ac-
count of the clothes of the year in the
tailor's bill.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THE
DETROIT FREE PRESS.

Three years ago at the encampment Of the MieA-
isan STATE troops at Brighton was fret heard the
high pitched inquiry: "Vhat's the matter with
tins one !" and then the reply, "Hs's ali rishsis
,aS n'erroga,ory and the answer, expressive and
" prominsnt by Michigan men at Chicago lsss
summer. and as a rsllying cry wac yorciferously
repeated all through tho late political esnpsign.
Asthe Free Press comes under the disorimiust-
ing eye CT readers wo seem 20 hear this question;
"What's the matter with the Free Pressi"
And its vast army Of readers out-shouta pssoe
jubilee chorus In responding:
"oh, the FREQ Press 10 all right %
And In verify The Free Press is all right
What would You have, good readorl The tsls-
prsphio news from the four quarters Of the globe
people
DO you wish the run Of the exchange, the austu-
ations of Wall street, the talk Of the Bourss the
prices ot me products Of tho sod and the fabrics OF
Do YOU wait for the proceedings OF The courts.
the-shall we say--doings Of Congress- the news Of
inc government, the amasing variety OF iutslh-
gehee gathered from all parts OF the continent and
selected at length
Arc you interested in Michigan news, the move
ment OF the notable people, picture Of life the
great cities as seen by corps OF nteg ent report
ersand ,ividly reproduced in all the varying
viii editorial discussion Of topIo Of general in.
terest keenly analysed and comprehensive. inter-
est you
Will II please you 10 read Of matters pertaining
10 the Household OF the Farm and Garden
Are you entertained by disconrse on music and
the drama, In discussion of plays In the gossip Of
the stage Are you interested in Art matters
Do you fnd pleasure in reading Of what is going
on in the word
Or will your fancy BE- stirred your sentiment 60
cured your emotions touched, your humOr tickled,
your faculties improved by the wonder fully inter.
esting stories, poems, sketches essays, anecdotes
and manifold exposiHons OF human nature which
are TO be found in ite columns original all of tb
contributed by scores Of writer's OF intellect aud
cultivation brighter and larger array than many
magazine Gun boast Of, and not duplicated in any
other paper but TO be read in the free Press aene
DO you like TO knowwhat Is going on in the social
world, and what sre the latest society "fads 20
II these things cannot satisfy, please, interest
and instruct you then 10 is hardly within the pow
er OF those who labor solely 10 produce pure, re-
hned and high class, modern newspaper 10 do 80.
But If you will take the trouble 70 compare the
paper with any other which may come before you,
no matter from what place, remote, bearing
In mind that the Daily IL furnished every day in
the year for seven Dollars and tho Weekly 10
to IL pages each week for year for One Dxllsr,
your unbiased judgment in response 20 whats
the matter with the FREE PRESsln cannot be
other then: The Free Press ~ one OF the best and
cheapest family newspapers in the world, therefore
THE FREE Press Ia AL RIanI."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

A gentleman who thought he knew
a thing or two about electricity, and
was trying his best to convince Eds
on that he did, advanced u theory
about how electricity was produced.
"Oh, fudge" said Edison. "Do you
want to know how electricity is pro.
ducedi Why, by friction, of course.
1t flies off wheel as it goes round.
What makes it fly off? Why, the re-
sistance of the air. All the eleciii,.i.
ty in the air is caused by friclion pr,
duced by the atmosphere as the earth
turns round. When YOU get higher
up there is no electricity. because
there is no friction. ."--Pittsburgh
Chronicle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

General Harrison is rapidly discov-
eripg his lost kin-folk and friends
Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

Irate passenger Gas train is moving
of)-Why the - dind't you put
my luggage in as | told you, you old
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

When a girl is bent on getting mar
ried she stands up straighter than
eyer.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23
The Kicker.

AS We were returning to our Office
from the Widow Smiths the other
evening (we have been sparkling the
widow for several weeks past,) and
just as we came opposite the old Indi-
an fort, some person whose manners
certainly need polishing up, fired four
bullets at us from a revolver. The
intent, no doubt, was 10 Kill us. 1t
took us about the millionih part Of o
second to realize this fact, and then
We opened out for run and made
good our escape.
We don't claim TO be great shakes
on shooting, but if we cant hit the
editor and proprietor Of a great and
growing weekly at distance of twen-
ty feet once in four shots, we will
leave Arizona. We don't claim to be
Chesterfield, but if our manners per.
mitted us to hide away behind an old
wall and begin popping at gentle
man without warning we would ex-
pect to be mentioned in the same line
with hyena.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23
WIT AND HUMOR.

Some men are always in bad com
pany-even when they are alone
Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

There is altogether too much talk
about that mistake of our popular
young druggist, of the Blue Front,
which sent Col. Jim Jackson to his
grave. Col Jim asked for quinine
and got strychnine by mistake, but
there good many redeening features
The colonel was old, lazy, and drank
half the time, and left no one to mourn
bis loss The druggist is young and
energetic man, who sold out a coal.
yard in Chicago to come here and 20
into the drug business, and it must be
expected that he will make few mis-
takes in the 90 off. We call atten.
ton to his liberal manner of advertis
ing in the Kicker. He has assured
us that such a mistake can not occur
again, as he has properly labeled the
bottles.--Arizona Kicker.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

Porter-E-h, man, yer baggage is
ma sic a fule as yerself. Ye're i the
wrang train Punch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

Oh, Dusenbury, you fraud You
wnnt me to think that you re uir-tight
when | can see that YOU are full uf
beer Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

Mrs. Hayseed (between the acts at
city theater)-What did you 60 out
for?
City Nephew-To get breath of
out door air, aunt.
Well, well. the streets need clean
ing awful, don't they 2-Philadelphia
Record.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23
Advertising Rates.

hesiness Cards. one year. ono dollar per line.
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ents per lin4 frr sA1h insertion.
Business notices ave cents per line each insertion
Births, Marriages and Deaths free.
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

First stage robber-What did you
get yesterday, Jerry2
Second robher-Nothing. There
wasn't nobody in the stage 'cepting a
lawyer, two plumbers, and prima
donna, and professional courtesy
wouldn't allow me to touch 'em Of
course .-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-01-23

Time midnight. What's the mat.
ter with you, Mr.. Dusenbury'
Nothing, (bic) my dear Been to
the (hic) opera. Such ravishing mu-
sic, (hic) such ravisbing airs, (hic)