The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1889-02-23
HOW TO OVERCOME THE DANCERS
OF EXPOSURE.

Francis 0'Reilly, the well known livery man Of
No. Is Prince Street, New York, says of ALL
COCKS Porous PLAsTERs:
For the last forty-two years have been en-
gagged in the livery and hack business. am
greatly aided by my four boys. We are much ex-
posed TO the weather, and we have found ALL
COCKS PLAsTRRs Of very great service. We use
them as chest protectors, placing one on the chest
and one on the pit of the stomach. They not
only ward of the cold, but act as a tonic
We are frequently affected with rheumatism,
kinks In the back and pains in the side; but one
or two of ALLCocK's PLAsTERs quickly cure us.
My wife and daughter have been using ALL
COCKS PLAsTERs for weak back and think the
world OF them. have now been using them for
twenty years and always have a lbox in the
house,"
They were speaking of Henderson. and Brown
suggested that Henderson was fellow Of some
original ideas, Notwithstanding the general den
sty of his intellect. -sfe
Songinal ideasl" exclaimed Fogg. Mon
enough TO spell aword wrong. and don't care
how hard or how rare the word is, either"-
Boston Transcript.
The best way is to take pain in time and fight
It daily and hourly with Salvation Oil. % cts.
Endorsed by the Faculty. The reputation of
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup has been solely achieved
on account of its merits. Physicians prescribe it.
Defendants lawyer-If your honor pleases
would like TO ask for a recess for 10 minutes. A
maiden aunt Of the defendant has died and left
him 100000. ! wish to consult with my client
,Piaintiff;s attorney (hurrledly) The lady whom
] have tue honor to represent instructs me to
withdraw this complaint. If the court please
move that the case be dismissed.
A woman who ls weak, nervous and
sleepless, and who has cold hands and feet can
not feel and act like well person. Carriers Iron
Pills equalize the circulation, remove nervous.
ness and give strength and rest
A Matter OF Habit:
Habitual beating down is one of the very bad
habits, easily acquired and difficult to shake off.
Recently an Oxford county, Me-, man went into
meat market to buy small piece OF liver. How
II win make you present Of that" said the
butcher.
The man put on his most knowing look, stepped
back, rubbed his hands together. looked the
butcher square In the eye, and said. "Alnt that
rathea high?"-Boston Herald.
When Baby was sick, we gave her castoris,
When she was Child. she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
"They have got mighty mean man for warden
of the penitentIary at Columbus, OHIO" SAID
man to a travelling acquaintance on the cars the
other day.
ain what respect?"
"Wouldn't let me in to see the last hanging"
Probably 1t was against the law"
Yes might have been; but he could have
lodged il, guess, The victim was an uncle OF
mine. and expected to meet me there"
idleness Is a DANGEROUS Fault
In the Kidneys, When inactive they speedily
fall into disrepair. Those obstinate and fatal
maladies, Brights disease and diabetes. ensue
with terrible certainty upon the inaction of the
organs affected. Catarrh Of the bladder. epure-
SIS, gaayss s ana ssrsangury are also 70 be appre
which Weakness and sluggishness are The
causes. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is a fine
tonic and promoter OF activity for the renal or
gans, and one which can be relied upon to afford
them the requisite stimulus without exciting
them-an effect TO be feared from the unmedicats
ed alcoholic exctant of commerce. further
benefcent effect OF the Bitters, by renewing ac-
tivity OF the Kidneys, is TO enable them to drain
from the blood In its passage through them, inn
puritles productive OF rheumatism and dropsy.
Nervousness. fever and .agne, constipation and
dyspepsia are conquered by the Bitters.
At a recent fire in Roxbury small boy came
running in to his mother enchanting:
There's big fret know there is. for they
have rung In the colonel ALARM"
what alarm?" said his mother.
1.-THE colonel alarm"
"What do you mean?"
"Why, the colonel or general alarm don't
know what you call It,"
Twas troubled with catarrh for thirty years
Have suffered a great deal Ny eyes, ears and
throat were greatly affected. Mr.. Kinney, the
druggist, Induced me to try Ely's Cream Balm,
and for the past two years have had very little
trouble. have Lived in Webster, Mass, and