The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-10-29

That Joe Rutherford will be appointed
grain inspector some day-bUt We doubt
If IL ever occurs.
That John Breathitt will run Tor gov
ernor some day-but We doubt II it ever
occurs.
| That Dick Gentry will become prohibl
zionist some day-but We doubt If 1t ever
I occurs.
That some merchant will put John RIur
on the black list again some day-bu; We
doubt il it ever occurs.
That Mr.. Kelsey will return and be re-
ceived in the highest circles of -'sssSieiv"
again some dsy-but We doubt If il ever
occurs.
That the railroad commissioners will be
heard of once IN awhile after thsir present
terms pass awsy-but We doubt if il ever
occurs.
That Colonel futile might be beaten
Tor the legislature-b We doubt il it ever
occurs.
That Sedalia drummer may get left
some dsy-but we doubt il it ever occurs.
That a newspaper man will Dc SedalIa's
next postmaster-but We doubt If it ever
occurs.
That the grand jury next month will
indict some OF Sedalia's light fiugered card
mauipulators-but We doubt if il ever
occurs.
That the Sedalia street railway track
will be repaired and the cars run ON time
but We doubt il it ever occurs.
That the narrow gusge will be broad
ened and built to Springfield some day
but We doubt If il ever occurs.
That the Sedalia and Marshall Railroad
will be built some day-bui We doubt if it
ever occurs.
That Dave Clancy will tell you what
Daisy is-but We doubt il it ever occurs.
That Cliff Jackson Will tell you why
cats in Oklshoma drink whisky-but we
doubt if it ever occurs.
That some men in Sedalia will learn
that advertising will pay-but We doubt ii
it ever occurs.
That the man who has promised the
BAZoO an al for two mouths every day
will keep his word-but we doubt il il
ever occurs.
That George Longan will grow reckless
and spendthrift become-but We doubt If
i; ever occurs.
That liz the case of Graham Us. the J. |
West Goodwin Printing Co., defendant will
have the costs to psy-but We doubt If it |
ever occurs.
That the man who owes the BAzoo FIVE |
years subscription and promised 10 pay it
yesterday Tin day or ,wo" will keep his /
word-but we doubt il it ever occurs.
That 5 dalia churches will have pastors
who will please all the people and be
reither too old nor too young, some day
but We doubt il it ever occurs
That Sedalia newspaper men will dwell
together in peace and harmony some day
but We doubt If it ever occurs.
That Sedalis printers will cease to get
drunk and raise hades some day-but we
doubt if It ever occurs.
That Sedalia gentlemen will put a stop
to other men coming IN ard carrying offall
the Sedalia girls some tay-but We doubt
il it ever occuls.
That Frank Meyer bought the Paryons
cottage to occupy himself and offers ii for
sale just for blind-but we doubt il it
ever occurs.
That Boonville people will cease % pat
ronize hotel registers some day-but We
doubt il il ever occurs.
That the county will have better collec-
or than john Mckinley some day-but
We doubt if it ever occurs.
That the BAZoo will cease TO be the pop
liar paper Of Sedalis some day-but we
loubt il il eyer occurs. 4
That the BAZoo will be distanced by
Younger contemporaries some dav-but we
loubt il il ever occurs.
That the BAzoo will fail to get there in {
uture years some day-but we doubt il il
yer occurs. II
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