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NEW OiEEANs. Dee. 10. Tho follow.
ine sxplains itselE New Orleaus, Dec.
10. 1889. To the Hon. Governor;
Of the State Of Dear Sir: At the.
request OF Governor Gordon, Of Geor-l
Igie. commander Of the United Con-
iedeeAte Veteran Association, Cover
nor +. T. Nichols, Of LouisianS, has
appointed the undersigned % : com.
mittee to raise funds Ia Louistana and
to receive such funds as may be raised
elsewhere for the purpose Of appropri-
ate relief to the family Of Jefferson
Davis. Our desire is 10 unity and d.
rect into common channel the spOn-
taneous movements In this direction.
which have started In different sect-
Ions Of the country. It would be an
net Of supreme delicacy on the part Of
the Southern people and would avoid
the scruples which, to our knowledge
exists strongly In the mind ofMes.
Davis than they did In that Of her dis
tingushed husband, IL these contrlbu-
tions, inetead Of assuming the form Of
donation, should be appropriated to
the purchase OF q body Of 500 acrsa
OF valuable land In Arkaneas belong
log to his estate. This would be carry
ing out the project which had been
formulated before the death Of Mr.. Da-
Wis and had received his sanction.
"A corporation has been organized by
prominent citizens Of Mississippi enti-
tied the ssDavis Land Company" hav-I
Ing no other purpose than to raise
funds by subscription to its stock and
to pay every dollar so raised, without
tho deduction Of cent for any purpose
whatsoever, to Mrs. Davis as the price
of this land. The capital is fixed at
800, 600, In shares of $40 each, but II
the subscriptions exceed that amount
the capital may be enlarged to the exc
tent necessary. The people Of the
South will honor themselves and testify
eho,. ~oav,enk nrd al rnaeotIn,, fnr A1no
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1889-12-14

THE SENATORIAL EFFAONTEhh
IN this matter was bad enough, there
was another, also o new element In
the field, OF which II is impossible to
speak without hot impatIence, and
that was the Canadian Pacific Rail-
read. This alien influence, acting
through Its New England allies wa,
unless constant reports which have mo-
where been denied are erroneous, &C.
tive aud potent. These Canadians
Joined hands with the Democratic
President Of the Manitoba Railroad,
and with the Atchison, Topeka and
Santa Ee system, and together they
captured votes In Minnesota, Wlscon.
sin aud Kansas. So fagrant was this
interference that it would be a sup
preston of news not to record 1t. Only
by euch means could the West have
been beaten. And when that section,
with two votes for every one OF It's
Eastern opponents, is defeated by the
| latter. Western readers have right
to be pointed in the direction where
| the true reason for such q result will
be found.
So far as the contest for the ofiiceri
of the House was confined to the mem
bers OF the body It was Legitimate
struggle, but the
/ OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE
from the Senate and elsewhere was
Il very different thing. This had twt
branches, one simply matter Of spoils
aud the other battle to control com
' mittees. The first object has alread!
been secured. II rests alone with Mi
Reed to defeat the second. Senate
: Quay's argument with those repre-
8 sensatives whom he undertook to bull
. dcze, but who showed manly opposl
. tion TO his interference, was: "Wel
perhaps you are strong enough is yof
district to be independent OF me.
d This and stock Of sneers at other cal
2 didates than his own, illustrate n
methods Of work. In prosecuting u
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18
THE FLAG FIRED ON.

An American Schooner Flying the Stars
and stripes Chased and Shot at by :
Dominican War yessol-TI.c Cause Ol
the Attack Mystery.
New YORK, April 1l.-Captain Stubbs. OF
the schooner Carrie A. Bucknain, which ar
rived Wednesday from St Domingo City,
reports that on March 81, when OF samoan
Island at about noon, no sighted vessel
steaining toward his vessel from the land,
then distant SIX or eight miles. Tho
craft proved to be Dominican war yes
sci. She laid her course to intercept the
Bucknam, but could not do 30 owing to the
strong breeze then prevailing and fell
astern half or three quarters Nf a mile
When nearly In the schooner's wake,
much to the surprise Of the crew.
she fired shot which struck the water
only few yards from the Bucknam's stern
She then gave chase, but with . good
strong breeze the schooner soon distanced
her. After keeping up the chase for about
two hours she gave it up and putting about
steamed for the land She WINS . low,
rakish, three-masted steamer of about
$50 tons burden, apparently Of French
or Spanish build Her decks were
crowded with men. What her clrand was
can only be conjectured, as the Bucknam
was far outside OF their Jurisdiction, and
on the high seas. where they could have
no legitimate right to overhaul her. The
American flag was flying at the schooner's 3
peak all the time. It was hoisted
as soon a. the steamer was made out
to be a war-vesseL Captain Siubbs says
nothing was heard by the Bucknams crew
Of this vessel or OF any rebellion at st.
Domingo City. The better class of people
there hesitate to speak their minds even to
foreigners. They no doubt are afraid OF
compromising themselves.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18
IN GREAT WANT.

Seed Wheat. Lumber and Other Neces.
saries Needed by the Farmers who Sufs
fcrcd from the Recent Prairie Fires In
Dakota.
MINNEAPoL1s, Mimi, April ll.--Alderman
Smith has returned from Sully County, D.
T., where he went to Investigate the extent
of the damage by the recent fires 1T was
terrible sight" he said when seen.
There are at least 100 families in
Sully County who lost most Of the
wheat they had Some OF them saved .
few things, but in most Of the cases nothing
was saved Those who witnessed the fire
told me that the flames jumped four and
five rods SO that the ordinary fire protec-
tion was Of no avail One man had q sick
daughter in bed when he saw the
fire coming, and his wife rushed to the
barn to unite the horses while he
ran to save the girl He had just
carried her out on plowed field when the
fire sprung upon his house, his wife barely
escaping. The horses were burned saw
where 40 sheep had been burned In heap.
The citizens Of that county are about the
best class ever seen on the frontier.
They are educated and industrious The
people of Blunt have done q good
deal for the sufferers, but they are unable
to do half enough, and / hope the good
people Of Minneapolis will PIT their shoul-
ders to the wheel at once. Seed wheat II
what they want particularly. now that tho
spring season is u hand They also want
lumber to build houses; In fact,
every thing that can be given in the shape
Of relief ought to be turnei In at once. ]
met one poor man who had lost every
thing but his tin pail and q razor and he
was not In the least disturbed He said hG
was all right, as he could tak0 care OF him-
self, but that the people with families were
the ones to be pitied"
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18
A NATIONS REVERENCE.

Catholic Churches Requested by Cardinal
Gibbons tn Fittingly Celebrate tho Conn
Ing Washington Centennial. -<l b.
BALTIMORE. Nd, April 1l.-cardil...; Glib
bons has mailed to the clergy of the Balti-
more diocese letter calling attention to
the celebration of the centenary of the in
ident of the United States Among other
things the Cardinal says:
''To Washington will remain the imr erisha-
BILE glory OF leading this people out Of the
house OF tondage and oppression into tho
clear light Of freedom and National pros
perity. The history OF the United States is
the history Of the gradual rising from the foun-
dations OF liberty aud law and order by him SO
deeply and SO broadly laid, OF that stately
fabric Of our Nat onal institutions, which
has become the admiration Of the world. Most
just and fitting it is that this Nation, found
ed. rising SO magnifcently upon the lines
which he laid down, should honor with special
and grateful commemoration the Tooth anni-
versary OF the taking by the great captain in
war OF the chair OF Office in peace as the chief
magistrate of the land.
I'm order, therefore, to give expression to
our heartfelt thanks for the civil and religious
blessings thus far youchsafed to Us. and to
pray that the spirit Of patriotism which burned
in tho heart OF Washington may continue to
animate those to whom the dcstinies OF our be-
loved country may be entrusted, you are invited
to announce At a seasonable time beforehand q
special serv ce for the morning OF April 30.
You are requested at such service to make an
address suggested by the occasion, closing
with the prayer for the authorities. AS an ad.
ditional expression OF joy and thanksgiving the
church bells will be rung from 10 to 1880 the
same morning."
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18
The Rights Of Wives.

While care is taken to protect the
husband lifelong use OF the real es-
tate Of his wife says writer in Wom-
ans Journal, we c3n not forget that
the wife has only the rse Of one-third
Of the husbands real estate after he is
dead. II he outlives her, she does not
get it at all. and she can not will it, as
her right in it ceases with her life.
Here Is case: A woman before her
marriage owned q house and land. She
died, leaving one daughter. The hus-
band married. and had three other
children. The daughter OF the first
wife, now married and with children
Of her own. greatly needs the property
of her mother. But the law gives the
use of it all to the husband, and he
spends II all on the children Of his sec
ond wife. Is it not time further to pro.
tect and extend the rights Of wives?
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18
SERVED rsto jERM.


McClanghrey, One Of the Convicted CID.
cago BoodIers, Leaves tho Prison walls
Behind Him, and Begins Life Anew.
JOLIET, Ill, April l1.-"Farmerr Nc
Claughrey was formally released from GUS
tody at the penitentiary and Ii free man.
Not the least excitement or demonstration
characterized the event About o'clock
the old soldier appeared, fresh and ready,
In his new suit. couple OF friends had
driven from his home In Palos, about eight
cen miles away. They came over In two
seated carriage drawn by couple Of
white horses. Without any delay the farm
err mounted behind the team and drove
rapidly away. No demonstration whatever
took place rs he departed and the few
spectators In the prison Immediately dis
persed
He was profuse in his thanks to every
body at the prison for the kind treatment
he had received while behind the bars,
and expressed regret that he had to leave
1.-THE boys tmeaning the other six
boodlers, behind him for long time yet
before they would be restored to liberty.
Said he
i've taken my medicine as best could, and
the boys should have done the ..
! They would have all been ut liberty in May II
they had listened to me- I knew It was hard
to become q convict have felt
the stigma Of IL, but whether I was .
guilty man. q thief and q swindlcr IL
known best TO my Maker. AZ far rs know
was not. was treated we'll here. worked
hard and am in good health. / came here to
serve my sentence because thought 1t tho
wisest thing TO do under the circumstances
and 1t proved to be the right course
Tuesday night. at the close Of the days.
work, the warden offered to allow Nc
Claughrey to take his departure, but he
said:
.No. sir; l was brought here In the broad
light Of day. and don't want to be turned ont
at night. l Amt going to sneak away under
cover OF night like criminal; I'm going to be
restored to liberty while the sun Is shining
bright, and don't care q darn how many peo-
pie there are around to see me 60 out
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18
SHE is FREE.

The Jury In the Beechler-king Murder
Trial at Omaha Returns a Verdict Of Not
Guilty-People Pleased at tho Result.
OMAHA, Neb., April 1.-THE last day Of
the King murder trial came to a happy end,
at least for the defendant, yesterday. Pros
ecuting Attorney Mahoney finished his argu-
mcnt at 10:3O o'clock. The judge then
charged the jury and at 1855 they retired
At II o'clock they returned and handed
their verdict to the clerk who immedi-
ately read it. When he read mot
guilty" such tremendous uproar
of applause was never before heard
In the Douglas County court as that
which ensued after the verdict was
rendered Peal after peal of applause min
gled with the tears OF women, and the
hysterical manner Of the prisoner
rendered the room scene of
chaos Judge Croft then dismissed the de-
fendant and the Jury, while hundreds of
women crowded forward to congratulate
the fair defendant Excitement runs high,
and the verdict pleases cyory body.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

The library Of the British Museum
will not hereafter supply novels to
readers until five years after publica.
ton.
Senator Vance, of North Carolina,
is profound student Of the Bible, and
his knowledge Of the Scriptures shows
itself in his speeches, many phrases OF
which are in Biblical language.
Editor Murat Halstead was with
Bismarck on the field at Gravelotte in
1870. It was here that Mr.. Halstead
walked over seven miles Of dead bod
les and obtained his title Of field
marshal.
Rev Fl. C. Du Bose, OF the Amer
ican Presbyterian Mission. Foochow.
China, recently sent to the mission
press in Shanghai two hundred SER
mons in Chinese. 1t is said to be the
first volume OF the kind printed in
Chinese.
DIR. Oliver Wendell Holmes com.
plains of the prosecutions inflicted
upon him by volunteer correspondents.
Twenty or twenty-five letters in his
| mornings mail is considered light
delivery, and nearly all are upon sub.
| iects OF interest to the writer's alone.
Mrs. Humphrey Ward writes q
small and neat but eminently strong
and vigorous hand. with no fourishes;
sometimes in earnest haste running
several words together. She signs
herself Sincerely yours. Mary A.
Ward" with single straight dash
beneath the name.
| Mrs. Frances Marie Norton. OF
Chicago, sister of Charles j. Guiteau,
has written an historical novel, deal
ing with facts Of American history,
which eliminated in the assassination
of Garfield. It is published stimuli
taneously in the United States and En-
gland--in the former by the author.
Since DR.. Abbot became the
pastor Of Plymouth Church, Brooklyn.
an impression has arisen in some
quarters that he is no longer actively
connected with the Christian Union.
This is a mistake He is Of course re-
lievcd from Office duty, and all the de-
tails Of the management have been
lifted from his shoulders. But he still
controls its policy and writes for il
editorially.
A young man with an inquiring
turn OF mind has been writing to va
rious authors to ask how many hours
sleep night they require to feel re.
freshed. Edward Everett Hale and
George w. Cable find that seven hours
sleep serves their purpose; Mr. Sted-
man and Mr. Howells would WOO the
drowsy god for eight; while Mrs.
Burnett finds six as many as she
wants.
i People talk about the phenome-
nal sales Of Robert Elsmere and Little
Lord Fauntleroy," says the New York
Sun, land yet there is one book,
issued from one publishing house, the
sales Of which quadruple all these
taken together, and this book is the
Bible" During the past year the
Bible Society has sent out l,326. 81:
copies, and in the seventy-two year.
of its existence the society has ISSUED
nearly $4,000. 600 Bibles. At presen,
the presses are turning of 4,OOt
copies per day of the Book.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18
LATER.

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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18

. second person or her arguments aTo
apt to be as water spilled upon the
ground which can not be gathered
again. A man convinces himself that
he Is right and that ID the end Of it. He
acts upon that conclusion, while wo-
man in q similar case would be apt to
find 1t impossible to be satisfied unless
she could have the confirmation Of some
one else to assure her that she were
justified in her decision.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18
ITEMS ABOUT WOMEN.

Mrs ELIZA BOYD, of Laramie, Wy
oming. was the first woman foremas'
Of . jury.
MRS CLARA T. HoFFMAN says the
best result OF the local option law in
Missouri has been to make suffragists
Of the women.
MISS EMMA CONs, a woman we'll
known and highly esteemed in London
for her practical philanthropy. has
been elected an alderman Of London by
the new county council.
Mrs. CARRIE B. KILGoRE is the only
woman lawyer in Philadelphia. She
has an enviable reputation at the bar,
and there is not q Judge in the city who
does not respect her for he legal
ability.
The right Of women to practice med
icine in Canada has been established by
the successful application of Miss
Mitchell, q graduate Of Queens Uni
versity, Kingston. for license. The
Provincial Medical Board ct Quebec
granted the license.
MISS KATHERINE LEE BATES. oi
Wellesley College. lately won the first
prize OF 500. and Mrs Caroline A.
Mason. OF Brockport, N. T., the second
prize Of $500 offered by the CongrnEa-
tional Sunday-school and Publishing
Society for the two MSS best suited Tor
Sunday-schooi books. :.
Miss EMILY l. GREGORY, PHI. D., has
been appointed a Fellow in the Bioloei-
cal Department of the University oi
Pennsylvania, Miss Gregory formally
studied at the University Of fGoettingen,
Berlin. and Marbourg in Germany. and
of Zurich in Switzerland. In Zurich she
received the degree of PHI. d.
The women. of the New Century
Guild, Of Philadelphia, have boen dis.
cussing whether women can be carper,-
ters. The simple conclusion. was
reached that they can. Practical car.
penters who were present said that II
the old time only the fine work wa.
done by carpenters. helpers doing th<
heavy work.
In South Australia tax-paying wo
men have had municipal suffrage fol
man years, and an active effort is in
progress to obtain full suffrage. Wo
men sit on the board Of the Children's
Hospital, and of the State Children.
Council. The leading newspapers
open their columns freely to CORE
spondence in favor Of woman suffrage
and nine-tenths Of them are said to sup
port it editorially. The pr, spects ART
rood
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1889-04-18
HUMOROUS.

-Applicant-"You say . terrible
trial awaits me. Don't be afraid tc
tell me what it is.' Astrologer-
.'Brace yourself. young man; the stars
say you will wed a lady who has pas.
sion for grand opera Time.
-" Why is it. Jones, that boys are
wilder than girls?" asked Smith. y
guess" answered Jones, as he gazcd
after wasp-waisted girl who passed
down the street, lit is because girls are
moro stayed. Boston Courier.
The hot water cure is highly.
spoken Of. A young man Of our ac-
quaintancc was completely cured ol
an attachment for a young lady by
one kettleful. which the old man lei
him have. Boston Commercial Bull.
letin.
Father Ohe son us.ng the family
hammer)-"J John, don't swear that
way, especially at your own awkward
ness! Give me that hammer. (TwC-
blows later.) -!-!!-!!w John-"0, :
that's the way you want me to swear,-.s
is it?"-Terre Haute Express.
-. How did you 6rd society out ins''
Chicago?' "Oh. there's good deal.s
Of il there. But they have strange !.
ways" How sop well, il a..
man goes to an evening party. srd :.
keeps his coat on the entire evening,
the company .oncludes right away !.
that his shirt is in the wash
Stern Parent" Johnnie, am in
formed that you use great deal oi .
slang. Is it true?' ..Yes. sir. -.
Ard have cautioned you against
the vulgar habit scores OF times. 7
once more warn you that If you pet- -
sist in using slang Ill take that strap ~
from the wall and you'll find yourself =
in the soup. Nebraska State JoursJ .
nal. .i.isss,
=" What is your business, sirpas.1
asked a Cambridge lawyer Of q. Wits,
ness. u am the practitioner in the. Il
new science Of preserving the mem. !.
ory.'' .'But you are dressed as d..
mechanic, and not as professional !,
man." "Yes; I'm a grave-stone iet"@
terer Sacred to the memory etc.. w
you know. ."-Cambridge Daily. :. =
Mrs. Grundy-.Ah, MIR. Broad
acres, that is dashing boy Of yoursa1s'
Inclined to be little wild, but he Is A.. ].
great favorite. Do you propose to- !.
have him 60 into the law. medicine. :,
or Che church?' Mr.. Broadacres-
Neither. madam; shall try and get
hin, INTO the Government service. He
| is altogether too much Of revenue =
cutler to enter any other profession. = ].
| Time. =
/ Realized His Loss: Miss Ann Teak
81 met your old friend Mr.. Warble'
last evening. We had quito a con-,>.
versation about you. You were: en-:
| gagged ppce, believe" Miss Fatand- !.
forty-..Yes." Miss Ann Teak-"Hc !.
grew quite reminiscent, as it were.
Said he never would have quarrcled
with you If he had realized how much
he was losing" Miss Fataniforty--
.'Really?' Miss Ann Teak-"Yes. He
said you only weighed about rinety
pounds then and you must weigh at
least one hundred and seventy-fvo,
now. Miss Fatandfo. ty."Qh, you
hateful thing!'