Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1889-12-28
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in winter" We don't know n,
wish they would go there Il 0a1n
mer. 'a&
Aunt--''Well, Bobby, What d !.
want to BIO when you growunsa 4.
by remembering private sa X, W
the woodshed l--"An orphan
When a fellow sits up halfths H..
with his girl in Northern Alasl, 1
has three months Of bliss :.
stretch. Nature IL kind IA NJ.
near the north pole.
My son, hold, up your heas /.
tell me who was the strongest man.
Jonah" "Why so?p ,.Caa..
whale couldn't hold him after Il N
got him down."
A lazy, oyG ~fedlad, returning n.
dinner TO his work, was asksd Il i.
master il The had no Other me,.
than THAR" "Yes, replied ,le 4,
drawing out each letter, but /
slowerl"
Miss Trayis-''Don't YOU think !,
new dress Is too sweet for anythiss
Miss De Smith-"0h, lovely. W.
itel | do believe your drssrsl,.
could make a bean pole look ~
full"
A little Burlington, VT, xiii I'll
recently asked to name the mos. y
portant production Of Yssnm
Unknown men who smigrais 4
other states aud become hnoa
was her reply IN. Y. Tribune
Young Wihs-''The paper aH|
Rider Haggard finds that BE- eaa n
finer work when he alstainz fuz 1
animal food" Husband Ia wpass
well, | believe | could wrils bassss
il i knew there weren't any bassasa'|
bills coming In.
Indolent husband-''Eiow tyH Il
is. Mary. that the hand that ruls|
the cradle Il the hand tha. rulu is|
world" Weary wiGs-aYes, AL III
the hand that splits thc wood al
carries In the coal and dfaus tAa vi
ter.
Cullcr-Is Mr.. JONES' inf Tbs m|
servant maid 10 jewel d AcasFI
from the country Yes, sir, bai I'd
not well. He can't see you. "a n
hes | hope les nothing ssqa
"Not very serious, he's drunk, q
Toronto Grip.
| First Kcntnckian Say, ra'ad
THERE'S a Mormon elder dors n
road preaehin' 20 n crowd D Yoas|
Nomcn. an singin' I" '''youlA Sm|
a Biril" second kentuckian-s
ken furnish tbs Heathcrs iCs g
some tar "a stick en- on.
4 clergyman on q rccpni ~
afternoon paused Ia bis serEos a
said. II saw an mdyertisstatas ~
week for fiyc hundred slesprSs e
railroad. I think ! could supfg j
least Atty. and rpcommrnd iafA
tried and sound.
II IL stated TINT Queen Nsiafi'
has reduced her household srP's1s
s15O,OOO year. II y susg
that she has concluded % dolsss'.
baking hereafter, instead q III
her bread 1T the baker s.--Nssl'
town Herald.
Dealer Ito clerk WHAT did u
young lady want, James ~
"she asked for anatomical isS'7
carpets, and / told her We ~
such n thing" Dcaler-"tirssssss
James, that young lady y iEo@ a = Il
toni She wanted body brlssf y
we'vegot an oyerstock o. e@
The Emperor Of Germany hs d
an abscess IN his ear, and
deal Of anxiety Is caused amcf
ropean nations for fear he WIN = /.
Il was the Prince OF Wales Nho 4
an earache the dudes In tins .uy ~
woul 4 wear cotton In their eaf'
sympathy and for style
Little Boy: "Papa, Why ~ 7,
road trucks so safe in Winter -
dangerous in Summer" Rsp'
railroad prcsidentl: "Nhy y y
think they are saio in Winter, ~
Gle Boy: ooh, they mus, p s.. 49,
you never go on tours o. NV =, mi
'cept in Summer, you knoTi
Lady ThyraCreading ca's VI 4
1.-TWO dogs, after Landsee,'
Mayca-'But where y land's 'u,.
don't see him. Lady Thyra- NJ
surely, you don't suppose y e',o.iiSu
stay there with those two Vim nm
looking brutcs after him. ! X
shouldn't If I were IN his pla''
ooh John" said o tired m \. /
wife one dry TO her Oldest wv, wv !.