New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-23
THE Talk OF TIE DAY.

Are artists becoming arrant decelvers'f People
have been astOnshe at the raDIdity with which soma
of them make lightning sketch" on blackboard.
but their wonder will be less when they know that
the chief lines of such drawings have already been
marked out family with pnholcs. invisible to
dience.
? self possessed Bather-why. my good fellow. you
mustn't bite me
Hungry shark-why mott
Self possessed Bsiher-Why, am the proprietor OF
the Sklnnem Fleecem Seaside Palace Hotel and co..
tages-dont cher know-pTOfeSsiona cOurtesies hal
ha !--(Iife.
IL is stated that a gentleman OF Boston. who sut
fered injuries of grave character recently I'm Iaif
road accident waited upon by twenty-seven law
yers Immediately, who offered 10 bring a suit against
the railroad company for damsges-their fees TO 10
contingent Are there more lawyers than there IS
legal business? These offers take contingent fec
look .suspciOusy like it,
When night has let her curtains down, with low ana
pIaniive hum,
Mosquitoes, fhlrstng for our blood around our pa.
We watch. we wait with bated breath, willie strikes
the midnight chime
And hit our cheeks singing slap and miss 'em every
time. -(B0ston Courier.
The plague OF feas seems TO be widely extended.
Saratoga guests have come within their awful domR-
ion-the Democratic state Committee were just eleven
minutes in session the meeting on Tuesday might.
Double Tragedy.-Husband (at the operal-sss
how pale Mrs Upwen IS! never saw her 30 aAected
by tragedy before
Wife lsagaciOuSlyl-lt isn't mat, her back half II
coming down.-(Epoch.
Cleveland has fresh-air camp outside It's limits
where the sick children of the poor are cared for in
summer The charitable people Of the city sustain
the camp with gifts OF money, bedding and clothing
When young Adolphus married Kate
She of the ebOn, flashing eye
lie found, but when II vas too late.
That twas no earthly use 10 try
In any way 10 master Kate.
He's bitten OFF, the netghbors cry
Far more than he can masticate
-(Pittsburg Despatch
Reports from Chamberlain In South Dakota. show
that the emigrant with land hunger already has his
eye upon the United states territory which VIII DO
thrown open TO occupation when the Sioux Reserva-
ton is formally declared the property of the Nation
large number Of inquiries about the III 900 900 acrss
I'm the reservation come from persons who say they
represent bodies of men who intend to found COLONIES.
A Defender of Clvihaton.--Mr. o'Reasan-oi wish,
Teddy that Instead sitn' here m this paI-rrh we
rheres "i niotSn 10 do but Shape and ate fruit!
Mr. qm ashamed AIMED xsl hear sst eyv t
man talk loke dat Phwefe Sooiu Se~ get my 's
to drink, ye hay then !-(Puch'
One of the most surprising features of the modern
business world is the large of cotton Seed formerly
considered worthless. Over 100000 tons Oh these
seeds are now pressed for their oil; from 'hrty.sn
10 forty pounds being obtained from each ION ia'
consumption Of cotton-seed oil is increasing both In
oil are constantly being discovered
Mother (severely)- Robert, you did very wrong to
vonr dsobedience | forbid you TO play VITA NNe
sSain this afternoon. Bobby and Willie twst.ner-
yously I'm their chairs for half an hour, when Wuno
observes Ma do you think ts fair 10 punlsn Do'h
OF us for what Bobby done W-tElnlra Telegram
A large number of valuable Oriental Manuscripts
have bees discovered in Philadelphia They were
brought iere By returned American missionaries anu
consist of rare Arabic Persian and Indian documents
HARD LINES.
What can a helpless female do
Rock the cradle and bake and brew
Or, II no cradle your fate AFFORD,
Rock your brothers wife's for your DoaIu
Or live in one room with an invalid cousin,
Or sew shop shirts for dollar dozen,
Or please some man by looking sweet
Or please him by giving him things to eat
OR please him by asking much advice,
And thinking whatever he does is nice
Visit the poor under his supervision;
Doctor the sick who can't pay a physician;
save mems time by doing their praying. l.,
And other odd Jobs there's no present pay H.
But If yon presume to usurp employmenls
Reserved by them for their special enIos noi,ai,
Or IL you succeed when they knew you WoniIa a,s
Or earn money fast when they saw you cv pn vc.,
Or learned do things they proved weic av"o y'
You'll hurt their feelings, and then they wom
journal Of Womehs ""A-
The Har.ranft family Of Pennsylvania nave ius'
held their family reunion In Keutze's Grove ncNnC
wart. Penn. There were over 200 members OF INV
family present
@Fronti' shouted the summer hotel man.
YES sr.7 ..xn.sts
go down into the cellar and oil the sess'rpeH'
--(Commercial Traveller