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The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10
DID YOU KNOW 1T?

Did yen know catarrh is blood diseased wen II
almost invariably IS, and frequently is symptom
Of Inherited blood poison. The tendency to ea;arrh
mag lay dosnlsnt In the system half mans lifetime
and then suddenly become active and the disease
at once severe and troublesome.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10
Citation

GEORGIA, Terrell County
10 all whom it may con Germ: James
ii. Hayes has in due from applied
to the undersigned for permanent
letters of administration on the
estate OF j. B. Hayes, late of said
county, Diseased, and l will pass
upon said application en- the first
Monday in August, 1889.
Given under my hand and official
signature June 8th. 1889.
j. w. ROBERTS,
Ordinary Tcnell County
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10

n. c. EDWARDS, 1.ampass1s Springs. Texaa
WIRES; for oVSr tour vars have been great
sufferer from terrible form OF Nasal Catarrh Twas
greatly annoyed with econstart roaring in my head
and my hearing Iecame very much Impaired
Inc discharge from my nose was profuse and
very offensive, and my general health
VA AkRm impaired. tried most all prominent
physicians, but they did not cure me-
and fused various advertised preparations without
benefit
then sent to the drug store of T. e Smith g.
Bro, and purchased b. r. T., and to my utter
astonishme:t and satisfaction, the use CT ten bot
ties has restored my general health, storped the
roaring sensation, entirely healcd and cured the
nasal cetarrh, and am proud to recommend a lood
rened2 with such powerful curative properties.
ne business men of our town know of nv case,
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10
FOR $50.

we Will convey your sawdust any
reasonable distance from your mill,
II you.will allow us the use of the
exhaust e. steam from your engine.
Patent applied for.
j. A. WAPD AND j. D. LA1Ne.
Dawson, Ga, Now.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10
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TICK ETS

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Good to return until October 31st
1889
Magnificent Steamers and ele.
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Passengers, before purchasing tick.
cts via other routes, would do well
to inquire first of the merits of the
merits ofthe Rroute via Savannah.
Furthee information may be had
by by applying to the Agent at
station or to
NJ, S. BELKNAP, Genl. Manager
W. F. SHELLMAN, Traffic Man
r, I. CHARLTON, Geey. Pass
Agent.
CLYDE BOsTTCK, Travelling
Pass. Agent.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10

Neurdt0ic Persons and tbos,
care or overwork will be relieved nv to iiHn
Br01O1t's Iron Bitters, con,,tao
trade mark and crossed red lir -. ,.- iulne
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10
GATARRH

W. A. PEPPER Fredona, Ala, writes ii can
net refraiAf.om telling you what a Clio
~ nkRn rious medicine you have Fer two
years my mother has suffered with
severe Catarrh Of the head and liberated sorethroat
She resorted to various remedies without effect
until she used B. p. D., which cured her catarrh, an,
healed her sore throat"
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10
DON'T RUN The RISK

o. losing youF child by permitting Worms &c
Wotk OUT fts destruction When n child fails 10
siesp Wen, Is restless, unnatural in its appetite
and grlnds its teeth, you have strong indieatiens
a. a. worms the positive cure for this Il W. a.
druggist for II. Its timely use may save y0ur
shltd from its grave 81 4 II ~
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10

R. c. KiTNAED & Son, ToN4rga, Ga, writes
~one OF our noiGhbors has been suffering from,
e1tsrrhfor several years. which resisted
GR Hi.nti all treatment and medicine rcsortedto
We finally induced him to try thu
efficacy of B. B. B.. and he was soon delighted with
an Improvement. He continued its use, and was
cured sound and we'll"
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10

ssSsT- Write to Blood Balm Co., Atlanta. Ga 81
Book Of Wonders" gsnt trcA M
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1889-07-10
BR0WN'S NOV BITIr9y

oS Ires INDIGESTION, Dyspepsia Malaria Nor,,.
conmsn, dli ~ General Debility. Physicians rs.
tra5n IT, All dealers seilt Genni,ea re re,
marx ana crossed red lines on Tranr lt,s
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$50O.0O REWARD.

With evidence to prov, that any
remedy in this wide world equals
Johnso4's Chill and Fever Tonic
in the treatment Of chill cnd fever
and all molarial troubles. Prize
% cents. Money refunded if not
satisfied.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
THE DUDE IN DAKOTA.

How He Spoiled What tho Natives Con-
siaieresi y Deasi-Sure Game.
It was dude, and had hOnOrrd the great
city Of Boston In making her the place Of its
birth and its home. But in an evil hour it
so far forgot itself and its proper sphere as
to take u alightning express to the ends Of the
earth, and, standing on the ragged edge,
gazed cut over The vast stretch of Dakota
prairie that lies beyond.
Jaw, SIR" it remarked to one Of the
natives, "Ye've lots o. space heaw lots o.
space. Ply ye hav'nt aw few OF ousw
Eastern houses out heaw. WOt ye need is
aw few Of Ouaw gwuves and wivers, and
some of oauw men of bwain aud culchaw.
Donchaw there's an boo,ifd' place yon-
S. S.. :" taw -theah whe =" '"''e
stawndJ"
A it pointed cane of lusty dimensions
squarcly at the proud ci. y of Bismarck, the
Dakotans could stand it no longer.
In less than a minute moose was thrown
over the things high collar aid it was
swinging from a cross beam kept rea y Tor
such Occasl rs.
'.Gentlemen, yc do me honaw, sirs, said
the dude, as soon as 1t could stretch it's
long neck enough to pee over the tup of its
collar. '.But Gavin niake speech, wcawl-
ly, gentlemen. It's MT me fawt, donc,iau
know. But must wemawk that 1 wcally
admiaw yOaw method Of e.ewating yoaw
speakers, and again thawnk ye faw this
honaw."
The natives were saw struck. The rope
dropped from their hands aud the dude
stepped lightly to tie p atform of the st;,-
ton just as the train came rolling in. It
deftly slipped the moose from lis s,iff collar,
smoothed out one small wrinkle, again
"thawnked" the assembly for the honaw
conferred, and entered car
The Dakotans felt relieved when it was
gone. They had had NO little expert.
ence. But the Boston production, lacking
in even the attrac; ion of gravitation, Cum
pletely spoiled what they supposed TO be
dead-sure game.-Charles L. Hill, in Time
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26

Secretar, \ )ble WAS listening I.
the big Delegation of Sioux Indian
chiefs last week, and they have ,ol.
what they think they need to comple,,
their happiness. BY the way these cx
pressed wishes show very clearly tina
the big chiefs are pretty much lik,
tier white brothers. One of then
sa d The government ought to Civ.
cach one of them about $50 to bu,
Christmas presents to carry back I.
their wives and families; and anothe,
who seems to have good political ma
terial in him, told Mr.. Noble that /:
mistake was being made in the styh
OF plows now being issued to the H..
aians. He thinks they s. ould have the
kind that have wheels, SO that all tie
operator will have to do will be to 81,
mp and drive all day.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
IT WILL ee EVER THUS.

| An Auseaote which Ilost1otoo the Pocolk'
arity Of Human Mssure.
A citizen of Harlem who was approaching
the railroad depot, followed BY dog, halted
and picked up q stone and flung It 1t the ca
nine with the exclamation:
"You good-for-nothing cur, but I'd hike %
Knock your head Oh"
Just then q man came down side street,
followed by second dog, and halted to say:
"rve got another just such cur here. He
.mt worth his weight in soap grease"
III poison mine this very nightw
"And I'm going 20 throw mine under the
locomotive"
ment's thought, ''cau your cur up here and
let's get 'em to fighting"
Good idea. Here, Jep-Jep~ep. Come
aere, doggie!"
The dog cautiously approached. and a the
two animals began growing AID walking
around each other a sudden "Stuboy!'
brought climax. and they began fighting.
Both men laughed, but it wasn't a minute
before the first man. whose dog was under
aeath, kicked the dog on top.
Hold on, now. Give my 2og . fair
showw shouted the other.
Hes the biggest"
'No. he ain'tl Don't you kick my dog
again"
''rm good mind to kick his owner!"
''Id Ike to zee you try iii"
II cai, do it,
YOU'RE liar!" e.,
And with that they began whaling away
at each other with great visor, ending AFTER
ave minutes in draw. Meanwhile the dogs
had quit and disappeared.
III allow no one to kick my dogr' gasped
one. as he wiped at his bloodysnose.
And no living man can call me liarl"
srowled the other, as he held his black eye.
"I'u see you againi'
"And I'll sec you ur'-New York Sun
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26

half scared to death for fear o. lockiav
and he insisted on going to bed and seud
ing for adoctor. The good man heard wha,
had to say and them observed:
'.Mr. Bowser, don't you leave your bed,
room for at least . week to come. That fooi
must have perfect rest"
And next day sent for my colored won,
On and began work. We are not through
yet Neither Is Mr.. Bowser out Of III
room. He sits with his foot on q chair. and
we have left his room undisturbed. When
Ientered with head tied up . blx apron on
and my fingers red and bleeding from tacl
wounds and bruises, he consolcd me with:
'Such fuss 'er nothing! Why, had
four-tifths of the work done when this nm.
fortunate accident made mo q crfbple for
life. You can see what this house would
come to if should be taken away by death. II
Detroit Free Press.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26

1t takes very little to mrnufactur.
8 newspaper sensation in Washington
Tne president and his son were out il
a buggy driving the other afternoon
when the horse fell down and brok
the shaft. A gentleman who happen
ed to be passing at the time, took tn.
president in his carrisge, and carrie,
b m to the White House, leaving Rus
SCI Harrison TO patch up the broke,
Vehicle and bring it in, hich he dn
later. No foundation for a sensatio,
oce would thin k. in such simple o,
curtnce. But the Washington CORES
por deLts ,eleer,phed columns ~
Graphic description of 1.-The President
mii:tul,us esc:pe fr a violcn
death, etc. TO their raper hat night
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
SWEET CONFIDENCE.

How Mr. ROcksway l3eechs Broke the
Nows To Chswlio do llearst.
Mr. Rockaway Beeche-Ha, Chawley, me
boy, how goes it!
Mr. c. do Hearst-Ha, Rocky. old fel,
glad to sec you.
''Any thing new, d 'ah boyl"
'Naw, Rocky, me lad. l weally don't think
there isv'
'.Naw!"
"Naw-weally. Any thing new with you.
old chappIer'
law, Chawlie (blushes), you've heard It
a,reudy!"
Heard what, my deah boy! Hanged If
I've heard any thingr
INV! Nuw, weallyl Then Til tell you,
yes will. bah Jove! But it's quite secret
yet. old boy, and you'll keep It TO yourself,
chs"
ayes, will, pom honah:'
"Weil, then veal y. Chawlie. it makes
me feel queer, hang me If it don't, to speak
Of it."
''Go on, deah boy, 60 on!''
swell. then, old fel, Im-rm ="
"E.0a0cd, Rocky. wcally and truly en-
gageds'
''Weslly and truly engaged. Chawlic."
SHAW, mar! Bah Jove! You don't medn
It! Ha, ha, hal You sly dogl Shake, old
fel, shaker
law, thanks, Chawlie; thanks, awfully!'
"Well, well, we'll, me dean boy! I'm
deuced glad for you, h nged if I'm noti'
"ThaukS, Chawlie; thanks, Ewfully"
Sand who's the lucky girl, me- boyf'
''Mss Petite Nobrancs.'
Good enough, old fcl, good for you! Bah
Jove, but you're lucky dog"
LAW, thanks, awfuiiy'
''Let's shake again, me boy!"
Thanks, awfully-but, say, Chawlie,
you II not mention it!'
II! Aw, old fel, you know me'"
cav, yes; thanks, thanks, awfullyr'
They ''shake" az in and separa. C, while
the world goes on wondering and question
ing why some things have been created
Puck.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26

1t is proposed, in 4 bill introduces
IN the house, to incorporate the mill
tary order of America. and establish
a national military and naval museum
library and memorial building, i.
Washington. The object of the orde
rs TO bring together in fraternal asso
citation those who were engaged in tn.
war Of the rebellion, to care for tn
widows and orphans of deces sed com
rades, and to strengthen the ties b-
tween those who were enemies in war
and friends in peace.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
BROKERS' STRATEGY.

Row He Dissipatesi y Impsndins Domos-
ito Hurricane.
Mrs. Broker-My dear, do you suppose IL
Is possible for . man, almost any man. to
sit alongside OF q beautiful creature all day
long, watching her pretty fingers toying
with the type writing machine, without
falling in low, with herl
Mr.. Broker (suddenly becoming absorbed
in q newspaper)-Oh, he might if shc was
pretty; but never saw pretty typo writer
girl yet.
"Whati 1 saw typewriter girl ct your
ofdce who could"
THAT red haired thingl"
'.Red hairedl She has he loveliest, sun
niest tresses ever gazcd on
"Don't know who you can mean. Ny
typewriter girl has ugly red hair, not beau
tiful black locks like yours, my dear, and
her eyes, instead Of being such y charming,
soulful black-brown, like yours, are .
watery gray"
THY are divinely blue.'
'.And her mouth doesn't look as il 1t was
maize for any thing but pie
IL thought she had the mouth Of o
cherub.'
''And do hate pag-noses."
'.Qucer. had an iiea it was Greci n"
Besides. can't be..r these thin, bony,
rai.-fence women" fResum-s re..Gingj.
Mrs Broker (aside)-She has the face OF
Madonna and the form Of q sylph; but
bless lis fond, foolish heart, he h..sn eyes
for any one but me.-N Y. Weekly.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26

| CUIOrcO WOmeN:
II have got to wnsh a few windows and
take up carpet or two"
'.House-clcaning"
mo, not exactly, hut then"
''See here, Mrs. Bowscr, this thing has
got to stop right here and now. Because,
some two hundred years ago, some Old
| cranky housekeepeP in New England felt
obliged to rip and tear and upset the house
Tor two or three weeks in April, all you
women OF to day feel obliged to keep up the
custom"
But every body cleans house more or
less"
Cant help tn t. I'm not going to have
every thing topsv turvy around here for
the next three weeks. That viii be the re-
suit II you put two women at work. They
will spin out the job as long as possible
1T won't take over o week"
"A week! 1t shouldn't take one dayi
~ in one hour!"
Ididn't say any thing further until after
supper. Unfortunate Y for me one of the
she had forgotten, and Mr.. B0wser saw her
and said:
"Are you one of the women who are going
to house Gle n here!"
"Yes, sab"
"Excuse me, but don't believe It'll II
there's any cleaning to be done Ill do it
myself. You needn't put in an appearance
here tomorrow nor any other day."
"An' yous gwine to clean housel" she
asked, in surprise.
Il am. know it does not belong to mans
estate, but 1 have D young and inexperienced
wife who is easily imposed on, and I am
going to prove TO her that this house.clcan-
ing business is all D fraud"
''Mr Bowser," ! said, as he returned to
the sitting-room ''didn't you have an ex-
perience last spring.
''Yes. ma'an,, experienced this house
from top to bottom in just two hours. and
IL still remains the cieanest house in De-
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
Tine and Number.

They stood at the gate il the pa.e moonlight
Observers. there were roce;
Ee Pressed her hand ind s:iG. Good night"
And Gdied. '.,ale. just oue.''
lust one" she said. il assumed surprise.
And she dropped her L-shes :ceo
And ccrtSioed the b:igat. love leaning eyes
Vel should say just ten"
"Al right" be cried. with raptnrOus look.
And did not q moment wait,
Sut drew her 70 him. and ten be TOOK
Ere she could expostulste
She Easped for breath - she 0xsd her hat
ADd her bluahes came and wea&
~ che Dmmuroi, 'sYou know didnt mean
that:
III tAesghs rwss IL aes Jon nsask-
@nDooo CuustuE.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26

Troll lhaVe nottAhS particular TO 90 To-
morrow, and shall take hold"
"I-I can't help you any,"
"When want your valuable assistance
will ask forit, Mrs. Bowser. AS am feel
. ing in good spiris this evening, I might as
vel begin on that coal stove. I'll wrest C
I it out into the b" OK Lall, ready to go to the
barn In the morning"
Invent upstairs just as he pulled of his coat
and spit on his hands knew just what a
muss he'd make, and didn't want to b..
there to see. In q few minutes heard the
clatter Of the siovepipe, as four or five
lengths bounced around on the floor, und
three minutes later there was wild yell
for help ran down Just as the girl got in
from the kitchen. Mr.. Bowser was lying
on his back OH the floor, and the stove was
lying on Mr BOwser. He was almost black
! In the face as he gasped:
"Take him on-takc the blamed thing OF
i Of mew
Tae girl and succeeded in lifting it high
enough for him to roll out, ard he sat up
and groaned and swore and threatened dire
| things.
II was afraid it would be too much for
you." said, rs offered him wet towel
"Oh, you werel How kind Of youi You
are disappointed because the internal thing
didn't knock the life out Of mep'
went upstairs and he rested awhile
Then I heard him moving the furniture
about, and by and by he game up to say:
II want some salt to put on the carpet
before l sweep"
'.But that carpet must como up, Mr.. Bow
ser. It's been down two years."
"That's all nonsense! Mother neverl:fted
q npf IL
tho sali!'
"But the curtains must come down. the
woodwork be rubbed with damp cloth, the
windows washed, aud"
"And the reof Of the house raised ten
feet, Of course. One would think we d had
small pox In the house. I'll get the step
ladder and take the curtains down. Per.
hxps II take the carpet up To- morrow. but
it's . waste Of ,lIne.''
He went down nd got the ladder. and
heard lin whisillng as he worked ut one Of
the curtains. His whistle presently cut
short ofY, and there was q crash and a yell.
md few Gowa to f..d Mr. Bowser living
across that eud Of th. lounge which still re.
NAMED in the room. His eyes were c.osed
and l thou ht him dead frum his fall.
got the camphor and the girl flany water in
his ce, and by and lie gasped and opened
hi. eyes and family asked:
lis this He.vens'
No. Mr.. Bowser," gently replied, sthi.
Is "nly spring house-clCanin-''
"What has harpened!' Le continued, ss
he ro.eu up.
YOU hid f,Il'
And while was unconscious yoa took
adv"nt; Sc Of y conIiiiCu ,o take five.
oo,iar bal from my wa.cti'
i never Thought If such thing!'
wei. Gin lie / l..icrou lid a sepsa-
won asd sor,e one fce.iag in my p ,cke;s.
Il have that Curtain dow l if it takes Q
i:g.'
won yon Please give up your Quixotic
ioc.s. Nj. Eowserf No n can cicau "
cant. ei,i Vel, LII show you 10 the
nLarv. Qsixo'sc idea! l IL show you aud
oA y IL, too. THAI l can d , more hSuse-
:. anins IN an toIr than you cAn N . week.
0et oct Of the way wh..e-
ne was Ia his slippers, and be picled up
W tack, aud that enaed him. H NJ
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
Rough ON the Professor.

Professor ito student who had on in the
lecture hall loud cravat instead Of a white
one,-Those loud cravatS are becoming very
fashionable, it seems.
Studeut-Yes, professor; that's SO.
Professor tseverely,-But they are not worn
in the presence Of gentlemen.
Student somewhat confused)-No, profes-
sor; they never are.-Texas 6iftings
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
final. PROOFS.

All final proof notices must be pai'
cor or payment arranged for in ad
vance. The charge for publication j
$4.O0. Parties having proof notice
running in the paper should motif
us at once in case of mistakes II
notice.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
1t was intended that the cong

1t was intended that the congrc.
sional holiday recess should have b,
gun Thursday, December 10Th, but Il
the request o. Speaker Reed, VIII
wished TO announce the rest OF tn.
committees before adjournment, tn
date was changed to Saturday, whcl
= recess was taken Gntil January 6,i
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26

HAT did those two
colored WON 9 .
wantl" inquired MI.
Bowser as hec ;mein
the other evening
just Is the individu.
ais referred to were
passing out.
'They called to SEQ
when I would be
ready for them"
"3ow readyl"
ut is spring, you
know"
"Well, what has
spring, you know,
got TO do with two
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26

The Sena postotfice committee ha
made favorable report on the res'
luiion offered by Senator Mitchell ca
ling on the Postmaster General for e.
Inmates of the cost Of extending til
free delivery system to towns Of 300
snd 5000 inhabitants.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
He Was SuperstitiOus

Tramp Madam, will you give me some
thing to eat!
Woman-Wiu they never stop comingi
have already given bread and coffee to twelve
tramps this morning.
Tramp-Then excuse me, madam. ] may
have my failings, but l will yet trudge
wearily and hungrily onward before 1 viii
make tho thirteenth. th.-Boston Herald
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26

The senate committee on territOrie
has decided to make favorable n
port. Immediately after the recess, O
the bulls to admit Nyoming and Id,
ho as states, and it looks now yer
much AS if both these territories woul,
get in during the present congress.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26

The house has passed resolution
authorizing a $4,000 reward for Sill
colts arrest, but it has not decided
who shall lose the money Silco,
made away with.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
A Doubtful Commitment.

II think shall use the typewriter all the
time now, in my literary work." said the
Young author, who was just gaining slow
mastery over the keys.
why, yes, said his appreciative wife, ~
'hould think that you could write just about
Us fast rs you can think "-Somerville Jour-
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
The L:axiext Man.

Hary-Tho's that passing ON the other
side Of the street!
Charley-Dear boy, you'll have to excuse
me. I'm really too fatigued to look further
han the middle of the street today. Texas
Siftings
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
Not Much Difference.

Jones-What is Ponsonby's businessi
Snith-He's a contractor now.
Joncs-Whst did he use to be!
Snlith-A cur>et maker.
Jones-Well, don't see much difference.
Burlington Free Press.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
Tho Thou:lts Did Not {

Tho ThouShts Did Net Cuunt.
Amy-You were entirely alone, weren't
YOU. Mr. Dnileyl
DoIley-Yes, Miss Amy. until you came I
was alone with my thoughts
Amy-That's what I said. You were en-.
,irely alone-New York Sun.
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
friendly Hranknexs.

''No." said she. Il never use powder. paint
or cosmetics Of any kind"
Don't youf' said her dearest foe. YOU'D
look good deal bester If you did"-Soner
vile Journal
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
The Sorrow. Of Cs,ild..o.,d.

Joanny-What makes YOU look % tiredl
Tommy-Iy ssepmosner is sick and now
I'D get licked before every r,eal The doctor
>ays she must take exercise on an empty
s,omach.-TeSas Sif,ingS
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
How G~orre Caught On.

81 am glad you adDire my new watch
charm. Miss Laura 1t is a pretty orna-
ment think, though. it needs sone' hiug
to make it complete. Would be prvsum.
ing too much If should .sk you for . lock
VI your lovely hairrN
Certainly not. Mr.. Ferguson. You Can
have all You want, -bur-dossn't il
seem pity 10 mar the symmetry Of these
curis by cutting one CIR
ut dues, F" responded George with quick
and eager comprehension. II wOuldn do
sny thing for worlds 70 destroy their per-
feet symmetry. I'll take them al'v'
And The prcsump.u0us youth oruameueod
tho vicinity Of his watch pocxet With the
endro heat for long, leng tims- = Chaea0e
Thomas County cat., 1889-12-26
What II. Wa. F,,te,, Far.

Judge-Your case seems beyond my juris
dictiou, sir. and am afraid you viii have to
oe sent to an asylum. You appear to be non
,ompos inentiS, sir.
Prisoaer-Couldn't YOU put me on the jury
tor a term, your honor!-Lowell Citizen.