Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-04-27
HUMOROUS.

Book Agent" would like TO
show you the very latest English
cyclopadia.' Old Timer" No, sir; /
English or American. l could never
learn to ride one at my time of life"
MIR. Grundy.
Junior Partner --''Our traveller
ought to be punished. He told one OF
our customers in Croydon that l am
an ignorant fool" Senior Partner--'I
shall speak to him without fail, and
insist that no more otiice-secrets be
divulged. IN. Y.Ledger.
A Boston editor who doesn't work
something about the eighteenth Bru-
maire into his French editorials Is not
recognized AS journalistic heavy
weight. One overworked young man
on the Advertiser had something the
other day about the eighteenth
Bromide.
Charitable Old Lady ito little
beggar girD There's some bread for
you. It's day or two old. but you
can tell your mother to take three or
four fresh eggs, a quart Of milk, a cup
of sugar. some good butter, and half
grated nutmeg, and she can make an
excellent pudding of it."
A new idea in Paris is a kissing
! school. Unless it will show girls the
, advantage of holding still when a kiss
, is about to be imprinted on the lips OF
, on the check so that it will not ligh
, on the ear or on the back of the neck
!, it is impo ssible to see how it can teaci
/, girls any thing new about kissing. :
Norristown Herald.
= -Blinks' Coachman (colored)- ="
= fought you sayed yoah folks was 81
= dog-gone rich?' Jinks' Coachmar
: (Celtic) $50 they are, We black divil.
" Blinks' Coachman-..Huh! l CUES
), not. looked in de winder las nigh
and seen two OBJ de young ladies play
- :, in on de same pianny. Guess you a
- has ter economize. America.
~ ~ Northern gentleman (who hi
:, been reading on the subject
ID Voudooism among the colored peopl,
and thinks he will make u little ori.
#, inal research) h)-''Jasper, do any
;, your people carry charms about the
~ -, for protectionP' Jasper-"Oh ye
sab; but | nebber hear dem Ca
charms fore; more ginerally call de
- - razors, sah.''--Harper's Bazaar.
ea Il got into discussion with
se friend the other day." said a ma
cd addressing an acquaintance, 'concer
vn ing the exact reading of "a clause
# the constitution of the United State
an We argued awhile. and then agreed
a submit the question to a well-kno,
ba Congressman. We did so, but
couldn't tell us any thing about il
"But why did you not get copy
,o the constitution and settle the M
49, 49, ter?n Couldn't find one. We we
II in Washington City at the time.
a.. Arkansaw Traveller.
l,o John Carver Backbay (of Bostt
cb who has just proposed and been
for copied. and has taken from the lips
yb. his betrothed that icy confection
4 Boston l6iss) -"And our love, MARI
=, will outa5t life = will -, er - /
,rd through the cons of time, for it
nd based on the closest psychological
NO. linities. From the great to the sm
is , our feelings, our loves. our tastes
IN one | noted. with what seems lik,
curious premonition, soon aftor
met, that we even used the same o
of sachet powder! r!'-Puck.
Fer. -Reviving the Lost Arts. The I
tor at Cactus Four Corners, A.
hi announces that on the following ey
lta. ing Prof. Arioch, of Shinar {
is would lecture in the church build
ing on ..Ihe Hanging Gardens of Ba
cry lon.a The announcement was
and ceived with general enthusiasm. :.
ig. goin to hear that" said Baldy B
me. soc, that's just the very thing
liar need in Arizona. This thing of ha
dis to walk five miles to find n tire
rice work er Il railroad bridge every t
due we have some person to hang
this disgrace to our civilization. No "
,ept der they wunt admit us as u State.
now Burdctte.