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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-01
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pApKrry-Fntrrsd into rest Saturday April n. Mary
Ann. widow OF tho late BARLEY SAN pear
Funeral =, her .,s residence $40 West 2sd"t.
BARSuM-on Tuesday April So 1882 at Lime Roc.. Con.
er Ti1 vii be held Trinity Church Lame Rock
IN s;snS PsRo' vi. S'"'r0si
p. R.s S: e 3D.
D. presidentO Columbia college In tho soth year Of
r%nersi service. win Thomas Church Thur
The aouc. and students Of Coumois cr'so win assemble
yrE.nuon. With which the dscssssd r,s
Dnrusrd.-Associaton OF the Alumni Of tho School Of
Minca Columbia College The alumni invited to assemble
s s
funeral Of tho late President Barnard ,,,o,,,.
q 4, me 81 Met % nr..s
ss; r. SSassl sSs H. r.
The aisn Of Columbia Collage are invited 70 as.enoie 2.
college o. r;y 70 r. MAY 70 sna no
iuns''' VI '"0 '-'' WM 8. SLOAN. Secretary.
Zen Of .ss Pro. JACOB Bergen sxs as s. ysssrs
Of her sonnlaw r. spauldng loci East Jsrssyst st
~, y
qua. Margaret oorham WHO OF ROBERT N. neneaioe
rEwEY.s suddenly on April 80 q inc WINDSOR hosoI
Squire p. D"w'y IN mo I$tn year Oh ms Axo
Notice OF funeral hereafter
- -. ,., 90 400 yoh, - ro- .-.n
Dow-M Newark. ~. j. April 49, io'' JUN w. wv ~"
Relatives and friends are invited 70 attend ms tunsr1 rom
the residence o, ms ootnsr o. Do"' No % ofu'n
~" U" "'N"A'' "
GRAHAM on April 20 suddenly st hsf nGma 10 SSenuey
Jersey .ly nshn hnhr VIZ a ,h aoe Sna
Sr.t 1rnrrh Bioo nneld n T. on Wednesisy at
D. M
, A., M ICON ru..,,..s y,...-.
widow Of Samuel Kissam. aged 90 years. --
sl go, Quincy Ahursdsy
a. Ma nra n q, y n.siorS n M H"A' w.
kindly omit noHriS. - ~,,.., .,,,,
MALTBi suddenly April 39 VIM D. hsitoie In tho 7So
year " nn ~. u n. ,.,a ~, f,n,,t cburcb suern
run ISnr.t,v Nav n AT a n m "
Train leaves hot Of Chambers. ct. at p m.
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Mann, wife the ~. James n Mann OF foashkeepeie
FUNERAL nj Milton "rdnrShy sociosh
MooRE-on April 20, Mary Hester o0hn vito Of Benjamin
a.,r and friend, arc to attend funeral services ~
81 Lukes Church. Hudson st., 81 p n thursday May q
oNErr-on Monday April 90 1889 Of diphtheria in the
OH year Of age Irving wentx oNei son OF James and
Sars, j ~ Nell, and grandson OF Robert Husor.
Funeral priyato
,.. = ,-,- 49,, 10 =. ~. -..,a.,.. Nav Ride.
hM,a,iSs Rtchsy u"ON'' "''' "
Relatives and friends respectfully invited 70 attend the
n n' "a, 81 AZ in m ''
10y, nr.ox =, Coror, Ton. rssnd. Apr,l ~ 1885,
RICHARDSON uoronS L nnn,.is and Nfnnie Rich.
Laura v. S onY r,ata "
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MSWYNps FOUR HUNDRED.
ENTHUSIASTIC IRIsH.AAfEaIcAxs.

4 wHoLEsouLED DINNER PARTY At pSrNoN.
Icos-soNE OF THOSE PREsENE
Bran oAdstons Mcswyny wss In hs siosy lass
evening with the $50 persons who surrvundcd Hun
1t Demonicos and formed portion Of that Important
rival organization known - Naswyny's -Four Hun
dred" The occAs'-n was the nrss annual dinner a
thu, now we'll organized body IN honor Of he cen
tenniai OF the Inauguration Of 0sorVs wsshinstoa.
It was Q notable gathering. The dlnner room w.
decorated with Irish ard American nsss end there
. display Of bunting bearing sppsoprsass mossoss.
Among those present wcro Mayer Ctsvessnd. Of
Jersey City Bishop oFsNell, Of Newark Dr. Chsrlas
J. Perry the Rev. James j. Dougaessy, senator ID. H.
s,btn. Of Minnesota; Michael GIbnn, Major j.
o,sh.nsbnessy. J. p. Farrell, Judge David McAdam,
C. C. shame, Captain p. II. McNsmee, j. u Lyons.
John C. Graham, Michsel Brennan. Captain Thomas
Mortimer OF the Goth Regiment Major kdwsro Dohy'
sath REGIMENT; Austin Gibbons, the Rsv. =. ~
Burke, John Il. Spellman, Captain J. !. hyAi'
Bernard Moynahsn, william p Mulvy, Farrell o Dovo'
John Torney, Of the XVIII Assembly District: PsunH
Fox, Joseph Howard, jr., tho Rev. oaone. nosS
James Colv,n Peter OTooh, d. NJ BOWL JONI ho"'
ard. c. Moswyny, Martin d. Brown. Edward b. hsr
per- John McGesry, j. Curry, president OF mo A'"n
Home Rule Club, and Eugene Parker
Bryan Gladstone Mcswyny, Of course, presided, ano
the sub chairmen were John oNeill, Michael Gearon'
Iunther Alderman, Judge Nehrbss. Coroner MESSENGER
w. NJ. Nolan, Captain J. Rockwell Fay. ssepnen
Geoghegan and Daniel r. Buckley.
Tho chairman made brief opening speech, In the
course of which he alluded IN eloquent terms to INC
occasion OF their meeting. "Tdnight,' he exclaimed
enthusiastically, asbove all nights that have passed
since the Oldest Of born, not politicians
In the party sense. ApplauseJ We sre, above a.
and before all, Americans CReneved applause) This
day IS sacred 10 the memory Of the greatest American
who ever lived. (Applause) He was not alone grea'
because he was victorious, he was great because oil
that he fought for Just, and II that he won was
of enduring benefit to humanity. A2pause) We an
neither Democrats, Republicans, nor Inshmen tonight
We arc Americans. tAppauseJ It Is true that mos'
of us wore born in Ireland yet you look ct the mort
Irish districts Of tho city during the last two days
you must have seen that they wore moro smothercd
with flags and bunting than the moro pretent,ous
sions on the brownstone avenuos' Proiongod ~
plause)
Bishop o'Farren and judge McAdan also spoke.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-01

HxTYFoUR YEARS THE STANDARD.
Grattan a Co.'S Belfast Ginger Ale, established
IN 1895 l. conceded to be the finest ever imported
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-01

You can cure . sore throat with tho hop Oh DIT
yaynss Expectorant, good remedy for Coughs snt
all Throat and Lung Diseases
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-01

etraIten g. STORMS Bouquets
and other ns SegArs their manufacture for sale Of he
Paris Exposition. Group s. EIhibt3.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-01

Some people want low prices and others style AL can
suited a, Fn,s Furniture sorea l0& loa os west lth
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-01

when baby was mex We gsve her C.storiA
When abe was Q Child she cried for CastoriA
When abe became Ma she chung 20 CaAtortA
when abe had Children, she gave them CastorA
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-01

Out today All bewsstandA
Ercude's Great Irish Novel,
Tho Two Chiefs OF Dunboy, complete In
Once Week.
Selling elsewhere for 50 conts)
Forty oieht Pages Forty-eght Pages.
Tho largest paper In the world.
Ten Cents.
Do not fall TO secure . COPY from your new6
dealer. -.
To the educated palate Of . connois sour there
nothing lner than Head Bros. Dogs Head brand Of
Uass's Ale 1t can DO had everywhere. -.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-01
6pecidl NoticeS.

A.-A.-As- /,s.
THE CENTENNIAL BRAND,
p1PER.HE1DsIEoK. sEou
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
MORE BOTTLES CONSUMED
THAN OF ALL OTHER BRANDS
SINCE TIE DAYS OF
WARRINGTON,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-01
10. TIE ARMY AND NAVY.
WILLIAM TECUMsEH SIBERIAN.

In four wars done It's full t1:T In tho Grafton
defence enlargement sni preservation 81 our Natl bh
the dignity country requires renewed attention I"
the farewell council Of Washington ~ that International
emergencies may he met withru. hasty and Ihlh"aua"
preparation. hobhhl l. hi"''"'''
Envoy Extraordinary ard Minister flenipoehNHy OF he
Iniiod StslnA 10 Great RfltAin
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-01
}. GEORGE WASHINGTON.
3. THE PEOPLE OF TIE UNITED STATES.

3. THE PEOPLE OF TIE UNITED STATES.
GROVER CLEVELAND.
EI-President Of tho United States.
Not mob nor ogarchy. nor class; bus the great
force Of American patriotism conscience intelligence, en-.
ergy and industry, the only foundation Of States the
sole hope OF the Republic Of which George Washington
and Abraham Lincoln are tho truest types in American
history. GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS
4. THE STATES.
FITZHUGH LEE,
Governor OF the State Of Virginia
Daughters Of Liberty born amid the throes Of Revou
ton, thirteen clnging to the Atlantic have become forty
two reaching the Pacific. The century leaves them
It found them indesrucubls Union Of ndcstrucu
bic States WILLIAM WRIT HENRY.
5. THE FEDERAL CONSTITUTION.
MELVILLE W. FULLER,
Chicf-JuStlcc of the United States.
The contamination OF former political wisdom tho trust
Of thu present age tho guide for all coming nations
GEORGE BANCROFT
6. THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
JAMES G. BLAINE
Secretary OF State
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
LEAYE TIE KICkER.

IF you are going to camp out in the
woods this summer and want to enjoy
yourself" says veteran in the business,
"be sure OF the makeup of the party
A camp should never contain any but
the most congenial spirits. A person
may be a tip-top fellow, as things go
every day. and yet be disturbing ele-
ment in camp. There never should
be a kicker in the party. A man who
will shirk any duty about camp will
set the whole party by the ears in
short time. You don't want with you
fellow who is always watching his
chance to get the best place by the fire,
the preferable corner for hunk, or the
brownest trout for breakfast, or who is
in unseemly haste to be the first on the
brook or lake with his rod And never
go into camp with three in a party.
There will be trouble sure, if you do.
1t is singular freak Of camp human
nature for men to divide in couples.
Two of your three campers will thus
favor each other, and the third will
naturally become dissatisfied. Two is
company and three is none in camp.
Have your party an even number, what
ever you do"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
ABOUT CHS and OTHER FUELS.

Those prophets Of disaster who have
foretold the speedy giving out of the
natural gas supply have apparently
been proven false seers. The great
wells in the Pittsburgh district, the
Findlay (Ohio) district, the Kokomo
Qnd.) district, show no signs of slack
ing their supplies, except when they be-
come choked by salt water, and that
difficulty will finally be overcome by
Yankee ingenuity. More bountiful
wells than any yet bored are being de-
veloped every month or week; millions
on millions of cubic feet of the fluid
goes to waste daily, and still it continues
to gush. Cities all over the Northwest
are piping the gas from ten to sixty
miles, to be used as domestic and man
ufacturing fuel.
And while this goes on in the natural
gas regions. manufacturers in the coal
regions and oil regions have been exer-
cising their wits upon inventions for
making artificial gas for fuel and light
ing at low cost, and for utilizing the
crude and heavy oil of the Ohio fields
as manufacturing fuel. They have al
ready succeeded to such degree that the
users of natural gas have not more than
nominal advantage in cheapness fthis
essential. But for the supply of oil fuel
at very low cost for steel manufacturers
at Chicago, it may we'll bs doubted
whether the consolidation of great steel
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
MAMMY'S STORY.
BY SUSAN ARCHER WEISS.

All. we'll do recall how, in the happy o1den'
days,
sat beside the nursery fire and saw tho
hickory blaze;
While heard the wind without, and the splash
ing of the rain,
and the broad magnolias tapping at the drip
ping window pane.
When NANNY, rocking slowly, with the baby
on her knee,
Told many wondrous story-@jus' ez true ez
tYGe could bel"
-Well--once dar wuz two leetle boys name
5sems and Johnny Wood;
An Jeans wuz bad or bad could bean Johnny,
he WIZ good.
DER mn, she had bag O. gol' hid in the cubby
hole
an .Teems, he foun it out, an all dat heap O.
money stole!
Az don he run away so fas' he los rubber
shoe,
An' fef' his ma an bror SO poo, dey dunno what
TO do!
Well Johnny for his poo mamma he wicked
f'o bes he could,
Tel once she sent him to do swamp to chop some
oaer wood;
an tar lot O. gators come-er FREQ, or TO-, er
five!
Az dc biggest gobbled johnny up, and swollered
hin, alive!
An c3ar, inside de critters nav, why, what did
he behol
But an zn!y-rubber shoe an his mudder's bag
g gor ~
@WesE-<len he tuck his leetleaxe an right away
Ike hack
3es he chop q mons'ous hole right trough de
~. gators ugly back
D'Ea cut he pop, an no,bor stop tel he reach his
nl;idder's doc
I'm poured de shinin money dar, right on de
pnYlor foo!
Naw, honey! min an membor dis, from de talo
you jes been tole,-
dc bad dey alluz comes to bad-au' do good,
dey gifts de goll"
.-S5. Nicholas
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
HER C.dREER.

You have done splendidly with your
elder daughters, said the plain-spoken
visitor to the strong-minded mother;
Annie is likely to be head-nurse at the
hospital, Maude is certainly the bright
est pupil at the Normal School, and
Eunice is certain to be success on the
stage. But I don't see what you are
going to do with poor little Mile here
she looks so thin and sickly, and suf-
fers so dreadfully with her dyspepsia. :"
ooh, there is career ahead for Mil
lie" returned the mother, as she passed
her hand fondly through the thin, fair
hair OF her youngest daughter; "we
think she is going to be passionate
poetess. "-Palck.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
TEACHING 1nE1H YOUNG.

There have been two scientific facts
discovered through the mediumship of
the Geological garden, about which the
public have been kept in ignorance
Early one morning in Thompson's time
Herr Schmidt went out to see the old
sea lion and her baby. He was as
tonished to sec the mother with the
young down on the edge of the bridge,
vomiting some sort of oil all over it.
Thinking something wrong, he at once
called Thompson, who, seeing the opera
ton of the mother, said, "That's funny"
and great was the establishment of both
when the mother nosed the young one
into the water. He foundered about
and got back onto the bridge. She
nosed him In again and kept on repeat
ing the dose for five or six times, then
took the young one and carried him into
the house.
Tive learned something good there
from not known to scientists, and that is
that the mother seal oils her young with
oil from her stomach before she teaches
them to swim. That's something new
in natural history. The other discovery
was that young grizzlies weigh at birth
only about pound or pound and a
quarter, and the way they taught their
cub to swim was funny. The father
would push the cub into the water,
where it would paw and founder, then
both mother and father would go to the
edge of the water tank, and reaching
out their paws, rake the cub up, in
variably dropping it half dozen times
before they landed it,
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
WHEN SIZE REALIzED IT..

1t is dangerous to provoke a wise
spinster to retort. IF that is your final
answer. Miss Robinson, the young man
said, with ill-concealed chagrin, as he
picked up his hat and turned to go, II
can do nothing but submit. Yet has it
never occurred to you that when lady
passes the age of thirty-seven she is not
likely to find herself as much sought
after by desirable young men as she
once WASP" ut occurred to me with
sudden and painful distinctness when
you offered yourself just now," she re-
piled. Goodnight, Mr.. Jones"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
rH4yN1Iy.y FIRST PAPER.

G. T. Gunthcr. of Chicago, has in his
possession copy Of the first paper by
Benjamin franklin. 1t is the issue OF
the England Coalra'at of Feb. IL,
1928, published in Boston.
James Franklin, an elder brother,
was the owner of the paper, and BenJa-
min was an articled apprentice. James
had printed articles that made some
tart criticism of the colonial govern
ment and had been arrested and the
publication of his sheet forbidden. 1t
became necessary to shift the response
bility of its publication to prevent a
seizure and possibly contiscation of the
property.
So in this issue of the little three
column single sheet, about Ia by IS
inches, James Franklin announces that:
THE late Publisher of this Paper finding
so many Inconvenience would arise by his
carrying the Manuscripts and publick News
to be supervised by the Secretary as to
render his carrying it on improbable. has
intirely dropt the Undertaking."
This neat piece of preyarication is
supplemented by two lines across the
bottom Of the last page, saying:
Printed and sold by Benjamin Franklin
in Queens street, where advertisements are
taken in
Benjamin was only 16 years old, but
he had already written few articles in
a disguised hand which were so good
that his brother had published them
and the government had taken offense
at the sentiments expressed. When
James discovered the author he beat
him, and few months later another
quarrel led to Benjamin running away
to New York.
In the face of the announcement that
the publisher had 'dropt the Under
taking" the following advertisement
appeared. Possibly it was the work OF
the new publisher of the paper:
This Paper having met with SO general
an Acceptance in Town and Country as to
printed than there is of the other Publick
Papers, and it being besides more generally
read by a vast Number of Borrowers who
do not take it in, the publisher thinks proper
to give this publicll Notice for the Incour-
agcment of those who would have Ad-
vertisements inserted in the publick Prints
which they may have printed in this Paper
at a moderate Price"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
Il WOMAN'S HEART.

Mrs. Newlywed Con the street, why,
Arthur, you've forgotten your gloves! I
shan't stir another step! The idea OF
your going out with a lady, and that
lady your wife, and forgetting your
gloves! Oh, dear! I feel as if 1 could
cry!
Mr.. Newlywed-My dear, my gloves
are in my pocket. I did not put them
on because it was so warm.
Mrs. N.-Oh! Well, dear, you deedn,t
put them on. If you thought to brine
them, don't mind.-Neu yorI
Weekly.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
4 FRECKLE PRESCRIPTION

Irate Young LADY, paid you :
for your much-vaunted prescrlpt'ou :,
freckles, and 1 am as freckled as e,.
Quack Doctor-You remember =;
you that you must wash your face " i
stump water-that is, water tha'
been standing in an old stump. ii
I. Y. LII followed your dlfe'ti
exactly, went to the country, hunssu
an old stump with water IN ~ Il
washed there, and here I am q p''']
fright! \
Q. D.-My dear young iau', d
water took of your freckles, ou ,:.ts,]
suppose the stump was some DIST. d's'h1
from the hotel, and you got q ' ~.
coming back.-Ne,v York Wes"''
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02

works in that quarter would nave taSel
place with $40, 100000 of fresh capital
put into the new concern.
This is an age of wonderful discovery
in Science, as we'll as an era OF develop
ment of the grand forces and materials
of nature on and under the surface OF
the earth, and we may be pretty sure
that one will keep abreast of the other.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02

WE never think OF the main bus;nacs
OF life till a vain repentance minds us Of
it at the wrong end. -
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
(Six months later.)

Isaac's wife is dreadful feeble thing,
and l was so busy I didn't have time to
think much about Dorothy. But in the
Spring, Isaac went over to see if the
house was all right, and he said there
was young fellow counting Dorothy.
He said he called on Mrs. Porter, and
saw the young man himself; said Mrs.
Porter called him Roy, but his last
name was Dutton.
Hutton, you mean," cried I. "Roy
Hutton. r. P. Hutton. I must 40
home and see about it. It is wicked
shame; that girl is deceiving her mother
and the man has one wife already"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-02
WHAT'S HER ADDRESS?

She's decidedly homely; don't like her eyes
And the shade of her hair is the tint ue'.'
Her complexion is bad unattractiye her Gun
Her mouth is too large, her nose is too UNI
But all of these things are but trities III lhe'
Compared with true graces. I'll make he'
wife;
For gave up my scat in the street car 70 1 ~, !
And she looked at me kindly, and sald'
you, sir"
Omaha World
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-27
THE ELEVENTH CENSUS.
Superintendent Porter Begins the Preparatory
Work by Making Several Appointments.

Superintendent Porter Begins the Preparatory
Work by Making Several Appointments.
Especial 10 THE HERALD Examiner Dispatch.
WASHINGTON, April 6.-Superiutendent
Porter expects in short time to have a
hundred clerks engaged on the preliminary
work Of the eleventh census. He will have
1,60O at work next year, but the
smaller number will serve until the actual
work Of enumeration is nearer at hand. He
says that he does not intend to appoint his
clerks under the civil service law, if he can
help it, and he does not believe the secre-
tary Of the interior will interfere with him
in this. He intends, he says, to appoint
| his subOrdinateS as he would in news
paper office, according to their fitness for
special line Of work, and it is fair to say
that he seems to have followed this policy
in the few appointments already made.
He made three important appointments
yesterday: Frank Cloudy, of Massachu-
sets, for appointment clerk; j. c. StOd-
dard, of Washington, for disbursing officer,
and Frank Williams, of Louisiana, for
chief of the division of manufactures Both
! Cloudy and Williams are eastern men by
| origin. Mr.. Cloudy had the position of ap-
pointment clerk under General Walker in
the tenth census, and he has recently been
employed in the pension Office. He is a
lie ii Of Senator Dawes, of Massachu-
sets, but the Senator had nothing to do
with the appointment.
Mr.. SJoudard was disbUrsing officer of
| the tenth census, and has been occupying
the same position in the department of
labor. Mr.. Porter has about decided to Sc
cure the rooms of the Indian bureau on
Seventh street as the temporary quarters
of the census bureau.