The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1889-07-18
ALI SORTS CT PARAGRAPHS.

= If rlan we're his own enemy What
ila.l stories j.c could tell on himself.
Any man may commit mistake,
aut none but 'ool wil! continue ii, Il.
- I.tah wo",en arc moyi:i.: to regain
the suffrage, which Congres. took away.
= ':"ile ]Iar;ford Conn. Theological
Seminary i,&a opened all IL classes to
women.
= rNe gold product of tie United
States in 1855 was Ss3333 .G0o,900, and the
silver product :.l3 .00o,0eo.
among Mchigan's teachers is a full
b:o5ded Indian, who is said 10 be doing
exccllen. work in apubic school.
Little apologies would end many
dii!icu!tie: There is a way GU. Of every
quarrel If all parties vii! look for it.
- In 1855 there were 2jl9 National
banks iii operation. In 1857 there were
%0Gl, and during 1888 there were l22 or.
ganizcd.
= When the illustrious man, Chief
Justice Jay, was dying, be was asked if
ie had any farewell address 10 leave bis
children. He replied, They have the
Bible"
During the past year in England
twenty six yearlings were sold at prices
ranging from s. 500 to $4,000. and one
youngster of the same age brought about
$4,000.
= Mrs. j. n. Kellcg, wife CT the attor.
general of Missouri, hss been made
assistant attorney. general. She was ad.
mitted to practice in the supreme court
years ago.
= The Russian Army will soon be
provided with breech loading rifles which
will carry distance OF 5000 feet.
Noiseless powder will also be used in
future by the army.
"A sharp talking lady was reproyed
by her husband, who requested her to
Keep her tongue in her mouth. "My
dear" she said, sits against the law to
carry concealed weapons"
= Merrit-"If you keep on, Johnnie,
you will soon know as much as your
teacher" Little .Johnnie-"I'd know as
much now if I had the book before me as
she does. ."-JYa,Yers' Ea:ar.
= A kentuckian has just married a
lady to whom he has been engaged for
fifty years. Kentuckiabs do everything
on a Bourbon county basis and believe
that brides improve with age.
- 1t is estimated that the land con.
tanned in Central Park, New York, which
originally cost Sc, 600, coo, is now worth
over SlO0,00O,000. The maintenance of
the park is said to cost 100000 q Jear.
= America stands !:1st in the produc.
tion Of gold and silver. Last year our
mines put upon the world $333, 10000 in
gold and $50, 900 in silver. Itwas an
increase OF more than :G,000,0 900 over
1887.
= The Indian Tea Association believe
that the entire crop Of India teas will
reach l07, 900 pounds, which would
be an increase Of 100000 pounds over
las, year, and 100000 r3auds over the
previous year.
Jerusalem seems to be rapidly
growing city. This is due to the great
number of Jews who are tiockirg there
yearly. They now number 10000, more
than tie ALoslcm and Christian population
combined.
= Theodore Urban, an antiquarian
aud student of Columbia, Pa, says he has
evidence that this continent was settled
about ESQ years after the deluge, tina! The
inhabitants were highly civilized and
used tools of metal.
= Gen. John c. Fremont, the great
pathfinder and the first Republican can
ddate for President of the United
States, is now IS years old. but he gets
erourd in remarkable active manner
and locks good for ten or fifteen years
Jet.
- A conductor was recently chosen
deacon of a church. When it became
his duty to take up collection, he sur
prised the congregation by starting out
with the characteristic ejaculation,
~rickets, gentlemen" The contribution
that day was large.
William Mooney, of West Pike,
Potter county, Pa, has peculiar head
of hair. When astorm approaches every
hair il his head stands out straight, and
as lie wears his hair very long he is quite
ridiculous sight. On that account
he never leave: the house when it Is
cloudy.
- school.board visitor, while examin-
inc scholar "Where is the North Pole"
~ don't know, sir" ''Don't you? Are
YOU not ashamed :hat you don't know
where the North Pole eis?" "Why, sir, if
Sir John Franklin and DIR. Kane and
Markham couldn't find it. how shoa.d l
know where il is??"
"A clergyman once, while reading q
burial service. cs:ae 10 tie place where
he must say "our deceased brother Tor
sister He did not know whica, SO
turning to q mourner, he asked whether
it vas brother Or sister The mourn.
er innoccn.iy said "No relation at a!l,
sir-only an acquaintance
4 prominent citizen of Parsons,
Ksn determined 10 sup with party of
friends agains; the will OF his wife. he
was resolved. that he would, and she that
lie shou,! ro!. His friends missed him,
ard Just for far invaded his residence,
where t!icy found hin, and his wife sitting
in their chyirs ia.; asleep. lie had given
her an oriate tha; he might slip away. and
Sic i.;,l given him one that he might
net.
y correspondents calls attention to
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