Evening journal., 1889-08-23

AN ola ColOred man DfOughb IN phSket
of chickens yesterday, which he called
spring chickens. when were they
hatched out2' asked a purchaser. well,
boss, dem chickens was bawn las fall,
but dey jist begin to grow las week. p
Gainesville Advocate.
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Ross has removed from l16 Market
street to his new store 210 Market with a
large stock Of flatest styles Of Hats, White
shirts. Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned If goods are not satisfac
tory
HusBAND-"And what leads you to
think that Mr.. Springday and our
daughter are finally engaged to be mar
married. Wife-"Well, he doesn't come
SO often as he used to, and when he calls
they most always have quarrel and
say mean things to each other. Omaha
World.
THAT tired feeling is entirely overcome
by Hoods Sarsaparilla, which creates an
appetite, rouses the liver, cures headache,
and gives renewed strength and vigor to
the whole body. Be sure to get Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which is peculiar to itself.
Sold by all druggists.
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MRS. FANGLE-'Tm sorry for Queen
Victoria for one thing" Mr.. Fangle-
"What is that?" Mrs. Fangle-" Every
body knows her age. Epoch.
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Two squares from Market, ON Seventh
street, is a cigar house that has led in
quantity and quality and price for the
last twelve years IL is utterly impossi-
BILE even by the MOST astute to know why
ANYBODY and everybody don't walk that
distance to save ten, twenty and thirty
per cent But let one man make the
effort to day, and another tomorrow, and
rest assured they'll all follow. CHAP
MAN, Seventh and Orange.
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Bob-.T say, Sam, why did you jilt
herr" Sam-"Oh, hang it, she lisped y
.'Well, that is charming defect in a
pretty girl. " "If you heard her say
thweet Than instead Of sweet Sam you
wouldn't wonder" "Why, | never had
any difficulty that way. She always used
to call me darling Bob Boston Herald.
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FEHREHBAoH's and Stoeckle's Beers.
Foord 6ottling Co.
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DRuGGIsT-"W what is IL: is it a
case of extreme necessity Caller
hic-should think-sho Would you
hic-please let me look at--hic-your
directory till I-hic-fnd out where
| nve2'-Iife.
RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Focrl Bottling Co,
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ANIERIcAN-"Ho did you manage e
master so many languages in such a
short timer Russian officer tquietly
- The Gar ordered 1t. "-Pittsburl
Post.
PRICES Of lots at Creston are still yer,
low, and those who buy now will real
the profits; So monthly Office, All
Market street
WIRE (at the opera)-"Mr Blue Eyes
the tenor didn't do that love scene wei
at all Wonder if he's sick2' Husband
| -EcIHtpH ne -. Inc piiHh huuud nh
at the table next to ours at the hotel anC
! noticed that she ate nine raw onions.
Newport News.
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WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard I
Davis, No. East Second street
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AT ChautaUqua Young Litewitte-
Whatever shall / do2 masquerade
tonight and I've no costume Mis-
Cleverleigh Why not wear your rel
and yellow blazer and 60 as ham ONE
Pittsburg Bulletin.
BEReNER Engel "Tannhaeuser" Beer
Foord Bottling Co.
FIRST Young Lady" Never wink at th
gentleman who serves you at the sod
water fountain Second Young Lady
= II should think not, but why1" Firs
Young LADY, did so aecidently and
Z put whiskey in my soda "-Readin
(Pa) Telegram.
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DIR. DEHARnT'e pennyroyal pills 81
Sold by druggists; also by mail 203 n
Ninth street, Philadelphia. Ladies b
ware Of limitations