New-York tribune., 1889-10-20
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J. hheW MIN we'll. and yet 70 tell
The truth, | never knew him.

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-tNonfstown Herald.
Don't Judge what can be done with eas by looking
at the feeble, Pickering city streetlamps Tho
pressure Is poor, tho pipes are foul. tho
burners arc the Oldest and poorest form
of ish-tei' Just about equal to six or
eight candles and shaky at that. Look the lower
end Of Madisonav ave. Look at Thirty elghth-st. be-
tween Fifth and Madison aves.. where one inverted
argand lights the whole block and lights It brilliantly
There are plenty Of other instances but these win do
for samples.
Yellowy-YOu've married a rich wife, undcr.
s.i YM,Weil MEL then think you ought to pay me that
fifty dollars you borrowed a year ago
B'-IH nave to pay by instalments, then, my
boy.
B.-she never allows me more than a dollar a.
tme.-tBOstOn Courier.
Consistent ever, the Democratic journals cry aloud
In one breath that Malone is dividing and running tho
Republican party I'm Virginia, and I'm the next urgs
him 10 withdraw to help the other party.
Now autumn summer puts TO rout
And chilly winds 10 bow begin;
The ice-cream Joke Is going out
The stovcpipe joke Is coming in.
-(Boston Courier
That agent who has come over to collect nth.
something on the Confederate bonds held In England
is spoken of as uncommonly shrewd.' No doubt,
no doubt and commonly unshrewd his sanguine
senders, the sanglhne lenders Of 1e6l-'65.
Philanthropst to small boy-And 50 you've got
lre sister at home have you sonny! "ha' do you
do when you get together?
small boy, laconcaly- Fight Philadelphia In
quiler.
If the Authorities carry out the provisions Of r..
cent resolution requiring all persons applying for
permits TO tear up the streets TO make deposit 70
cover the cost Of restoration, something will have
been gained toward making the life OF the citizen
10 put tVbv mt have thp q
work at the cost of the party benefited And, SIN
further why not impose a license fee of 50 much for
each square foot Of roadway disturbed Then va
should forethought and less rubbish
Don't Need -Baggs-Do you take nap after din
ner. ar?'
(VtI Free Press.
The idea of the Fifel Tower. according 10 Ths
Engineering and Building Record is Acknowledge
by NJ Efel to have originated in this country
at the time OF the Philadelphia Centennial. IN 1870
The circular tower then proposed was TO have been
900 feet high. $50 feet I'm diameter at the base
and thirty feet at the top. 1t was designed by
Clark. Reeves & Co., Of PhoeniXville' Pehh' ana
was expected TO cost 81 100000.
Until year or two ago, the southern press p opi
during that time the Northern Republican press dd
what it could to causc the negro to emigrate. now
eating necro emigration the Northern Republican prss
has faced about, and Is opposing t-tsavannah News
Who, when how! Certainly The Tribune has always
favored and certainly always will favor, allowing
any man. white black. to emigIafe whenever anu
wherever he wants to. And equally has The Tribune
opposed and will oppose. forcing any man 10 emfgrao
who doesn't want Is there not room for all Of s
on that platform
A Bourbon exchange remarks sententiously " Theirs
is only one Grover Cleveland in the party We dons
think the Democracy IS as grateful for tins as they
ought to be- They seem not to know when they ao
lucky Cleveland Leader
Andrew Lang says the diesscoat I, doomed Pen
haps as most things are, yet shall the oftcontemnd
sgallowtail (socaed because It doesn't look Ike tha
tail Of a swallow abide with us long 1t remains
at once the best looking and most comfortable ooaa
q man wears. So Lang.
Some suggests that architects aflx their names
to buildings. Just painters sign pictures. SO long
as the signature does obtrude itself unduly' All
right: sign your name Just under the number; IL Wiz
be
" Do you find things much changed In NewsforEp
said gentleman 10 old man who had lived IN
foreign countries almost all his life ana was mere on
visit
Almost everything Is changed. except the pave
ments. They are Just the same they were when
my grandfather was a boy. They aln't bit worse
now than they were then."-(TeXas shungs'