The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-23

If the wn-Sequard prescription will make
an old man young the front seats at the ballet
viii be worth no more than other seats.-Dd las
(Ier) NelGs
TEAcHER-For what was the year 1876 remark
Tommy-Why, that's the year was born
Boston Gazette.
Mas. CUMso-I see, John that some people
think Eve spoke French.
Mr. Cumso-I don't know about her
language, but her costume was trifie Frenchy.
Time.
WIFE .(tearfup- You've broken the promise
Husband CKi>sIng her)-Never mind, my dear,
don't cry; I'll make you another.-M ltnSey S
Weekly.
THE Uses OF WoRDs.-Lawyer's Clerk-Wnl
you take a chair, miss?
Boston Girl-No, thank you, | wouldn't
know what to do with it. But Ill sit down if |
may-Life.
MINNIE is no longer fashionable to have
the ears pierced
Mame-So [ suppose you won't be called
upon any more to sing will you, dear? -Tejre
Hattte Express.
IN FRONT OF LoNG BRANCH CLUB HOUSE -
Stranger TO Regular Vlsitor)-I1ow much does
it cost to 20 inY
Regular Visitor That's hard to say before
you come out.-Puct
ByJINKs-That man Culver is a saiftless sort
of fellow. He hasn't any % ahead to him.
SmitherS-Hasn't Ell? You should have seen
him this morning when asked him to have a
drlnk-Kedrney Enterprise.
GREAT LAWYER want you to tell me can
didly, did you really shoot the man?
Ciient-Did you suppose that | am such a
donkey that woul pay you a $1,000 fee if l
was lnnocent?-Tecds SiftinQs.
No LOVE GAMES. Mr. Dash may be very
fine player, but do not intend to ask him to nv
lawn tennis parties"
Why, what is there against him?" Ii
nOn. he pays too mucl attention to the game
and too little to the girls. Time.
HIS -Englishman Ito strangely
Excuse M, sir, but aren't you foreigner?
Strauger-Foreyner? No, sir. I'm an Amer
lean, pure and simple
Englishman-Ah! and what tribe do you be-
long to, please?-HHrper's Bazaar
You've Mr.. CAL LowE-What is your opinion
OF the idea that the application of raw veal to
the face will preserve the complexion?
Mss Vera CheStnut-Really, Mr.. Lowe, Think
II yol want Kiss you might ask for it directly
instead of limiting around in that fashion =
Ierre Hattte EroreSs.
Mrs. FoGG-The trouble with you men is that
you won't hear TO reason. If you would be
good deal better.
Fogg-You forget, my dear, that Adam was
guided by his wifi, and see whBt fix it got him
n.-Boston Transcript
NEARLY SrRANGEs-NIr <Clubmaa-My
private secretary, young Nicsfeliow, says he is
an acquaintance of yours.
Miss Citybelle--Wnat impulence! | never
meet him exc -pt at the seaside, and last sum
mer even refused to become engaged to him
again.-NetC York. Weekly.
HERE, sonny, hold my horse" said gentle.
man to gamiu as he alghted from a carriage
on Washington street.-the other day
HAS he had his oats terday, sir?'' asked the
boy. as he hesitated.
Had his oats? What has that to do with itgn
inquired the gentleman in surprise
Well, yer sac, sir, de las time hung onto a
boss he eat de straw hat of me h ad, and
only got nickel, and @ lie sin when got
home. Put up quarter an I'll take de risk"
The boy got the quarter.-Bos on Herd d
ANXIOUS MoTHER-My dear I'm afraid George
is getting into Dad company. H., is out very
late late every night.
Observing Father-Oh, he's all right. He
goes to see some girl or other Shouldn't
wonder If ned announce an engagement
soon.
He hasn't said word about any young
lady"
No; but he's keeping company with one all
the san His rig wrist is full OF pn
scratches. "-Germantolon Telegraph.