Evening journal., 1889-09-13
ITEMS OF INTEREST


ITEMS OF INTEREST
WHAcKsTER (surprised at finding old
college chum acting as clerk IN a Mis-
souri, grocery Why, Chngg, is this
youG / thought you were publishing
| The American Educator and Exponent
Of True Culture. Chugg-'No. The
venture, regret TO say, did not prove as
remunerative as bad anticipated, and
was reluctantly compelled to abandon it
and seek a livelihood IN other fields Of
labor. Cfo customer How many Of
these molasses wuz We wantin TO day, Mr.
GeehawY Chicago Tribune
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BoIIs and Pimples and other affections
arising from impure blood may appear at
/ this season. when the blood is heated
Hoods Sarsaparilla removes the cause Of
/ these troubles by purifying, vitalizing
and enricling the blood. and at the same
time it gives strength TO the whole sys-
tenn.
Mr. Downy Lipp-Do you object to
smoke Miss Gertrude Miss Gertrude
| Oh, don't object to a cigar. or pipe, or
/ q
why don't You light your cigarette. Mr.
Lipp7 Downy Lpp- I'm afraid /
haven't any match Puck
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/ Facts Worth Knowing.
III al diseases Of the nasal mucous
| membrane the remedy used must be non
Irritating. The medical profession has
been slow to learn this Nothing salts
factory can be accomplished with
douches, powders or syringes, because
they are all irritating, do not thoroughly
reach the affected surfaces and should
| be abandoned as worse than failures. A
multitude Of persons who had for years
borne all the worry and pain that
eatarrh can inhict testify to radical cures
wrought BY Ely's Cream Balm
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FANNY 1.-THE Browns are still lovers.
although married ten years. Frank
/ ooh, don't talk that kind Of rot Fan
mic Indignantly Rot, indeed | saw
her run down the steps last night and kiss
Mr.. Brown when he came home Frank
-'pshaw She wanted to find out what
he'd been drinking Elk
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| Ross has removed from ll6 Market
street to his new store 210 Market with q
| large stock of latest styles of Hats, White
Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned If goods are not satisfac
tory
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A lady puts her head out Of the car
window and demands, in shrill tones: :
Here, guard, is smoking allowed in this
compartment eli the gentleman in
side don't object, was the good natured
reply madam may smoke to her hearts
content -Humoristisch.
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PROPOSE TO institute FIVE minute
sale in this town, l. O., that is, sell every
thing at retail at twenty per cent. less
than cost for the space Of five minutes
each day Time to be computed by City
| Hall clock Would like to consult with
my many thousand patrons in regard to
tie matter. A. A. CHAPMAN, Seventh
and Orange street
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soN-IN.LAw-'I am going out hunting
/ 70 morrow. Mother.in-law- don't see
why you 60 hunting. for you never shoot
anything. That's all you know about
il. You ought TO go along and see for
yourself No, thank you prefer to
die natural death Texas Siitings.
FEHRENBAcH's and Stoeekle's Beers
Foord Bottling Co
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BRIGGs-"T'm going in bathing wi III
some ST. Louis girls to morrow, and
must get me bathing suit-one that
won't shrink Grlggs Umph. I'D like
to see you get bathing suit that won't
shrink in the presence Of st. Louis girls
ia bathing Clothier aud Furnisher
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RoBr. Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Eocrd Bottling Co.
Mrs BRowN-"C Come here this moment
Johnnie must punish you for sliding
down the bsnisters Little Johurie--
Please, ma. didn't you just tell me not
make a noise running down sta'rsY'--
Judge.
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PRICES Of lots at Creston are still very
low, and those who buy now viii reap
the profits So monthly Office, III
Market street.
So
BERoNER Engel "Tannhaeuser" Beer
Foord Bottling Co.
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'Ir's'money makes the mare 60 father
said the youth, as he made application Il
the paternal check book Yes, was the
reply, as the old gentleman glanced Out
Of the window at his sons recently pur
chased flyer aud IT'S the mare make.
the money 60. ~ Washing On Capital.
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DR. DRHARnrs pennyroyd pills 81
Sold by druggists, also BY mail. s0S N
Ninth street, Philadelphia Ladies' bs
ware Of iinitstlons
MARRIED