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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-08-07
A. O. o. w. ENCAMPMENT.
Excursions TO Conncnut Lake, August IL
and 1J.

The Pennsylvania Company viii sell ex-
cursion tickets to Coaneaut Lake for the
encampment of the Select knights, A. o.
q. w, for train leaving Union station,
Pittsburg at 7:05 A. M, central time, on
August IA and 10, at rate of So 35. Tickets
good returning until August IL, inclusive.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-08-07
Situations.

VNTANTED-SITUATION BY A YOUNG MAN
w who can write q fair hand; work in some
ofice where writing is done preferred. Address
b, Dispatch ONCE. au7-41
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DISAPPOINTED DRUMMERS.

Gifts of Baking Powder Men Are Injuring
the Glass Trade.
The glass drummers at the Monongahela
House will leave on the 18th. Fourteen of
the firms represented have already with
drawn their men. One of the agents said
that the trade was dull. The merchants are
only buying half a stock. The drummers
think the large amount of glassware given
away by baking powder manufacturers has
greatly injured the trade.
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Business Stands.

business SLanuss
TNOE SALE-CR RENT-THE PLANT OF THE
Il Crystal Glass Company, situate on the cor
ners OF South sixteenth. Seventeenth and Sarah
streets, consisting of two furnaces with lears,
engine and boiler and other buildings, all In COM
plete order; parties purchasing or renting can
have possession to start in ten days. For price,
terms, etc, apply on PREMISES. au7-lS
EOKS SALE-OR LEASE-GLASSWORKS AT
Il Butler. Pa, consisting of 12-pot furnace in
good order, good pots in furnace; fire not out;
also implements necessary for prescription
house; AZ acres of ground; also an spot furnace;
stack on the premises; also gas well and lines in
good order; siding connections on railroads;
possession given Immediately. For particulars
address BUTLER GLASS CO., LIN, Butler. Pa.
au4-43
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NOTICE To NAvIGAToRs.

During the reconstruction of tho channel
span of the Ohio river bridge at Steubenville,
Ohio. which is now in progress, parties navi-
eating the Ohio river will be required to pass
through the span nextwest of the channel span,
which has been dredged so as to afford good
navigable water. White lights will be dis
played indicating the obsrructed channel span,
and red lights will be displayed indicating the
channel to be used.
NJ. ]. BECKER.
Chief Engineer p, q. & 81. L Ry. Co.
iy2S7QD
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EdgcWOrth Boarding and DaV School

For girls, l22 West Franklin street, Baltimore,
Nd. Mrs. H P. LEFEBVRE, principal. This
school will reopen on Thursday. the 18th Of
September. The course of instruction en-
braces all the studies included in a thorough
English education, and the French and Ger
man languages are practically taught
jy3Q6S-wS
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-08-07

IL NY,freSidence; CHEAP If sold quick: 10 rooms:
corner lot. W. A. HEBRON & Sons. so Fourth
avenue. au2 sO-2 III IL
DOR sALE-FEDERAL STREET NEW ELEC-
C TRIO road extension, a beautiful, large, dou-
Bile frame dwelling; natural gas, city and spring
water, etc.: large lot well improved, has fruit or
all kinds; will sell cheap. Cali at 95 Fourth ave.
BLACK 4 BAIRD. 2H-I4S au4-8-MwFs
EOR sALE-AT A Low PRICE AND ON
IL liberal terms, frame houses of rooms and
good attic EACH and choice lots, on Royal street,
Allegheny: will sell as whole or in parts, de-
sired; good chance for a speculation; rare oppor-
tunity for home seekers. Call on BLACK &
BAIRD, % Fourth ave. au4-5-MwFS
Suburban Residence =
IIOR SALE-A NICE NEW GROOM HOUSE;
Il gas, water, etc., with large lot, near In gram
station; price only q $50; small payment down.
and balance sI5 month: fine chance to secure a
home: JAS. W. DRAPE co., l2s Fourth ave-
nue., Pittsburg. au3-31-MwS
EOR sALE-AvALON STATION. p, Y. W. &
II q. Ry.. good S-room frame dwelling, ele-
gantly furnished throughout: slate mantels etc.
natural gas; acre of ground covered with fruit
and shade trees; most beautiful view on the Ohio
river; q, 600 down, balance long time. BLACK
q BAIRD. 95 Fourth ave. au1-96-D
INOR SALE-AT a, 700, AT WILLIAMSBURG;
Il well located on Holland ST., FIVE minutes
walk from the station, good house Of seven rooms
reception hall, finished attic and bath; all well
hnished, the house being built with great care;
lot is 50xl22 feeI fruit and shade trees; city water
Full Information from W. A. HEBRON Il SONS,
No. 80 Fourth ave. an4-74MwF
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Aueahenx Residences

f NY,Iresidence; cheap If sold quick: 10 rooms;
corner lot. W. A. HEBRON Sons. 80 Fourth
Avenue. au2-6O-2 Z 10 l3H
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UTANTED SIS WEEKLY-REPRESENT
W. TIVE, male or female. in every community;
goods stape household necessity; sell ut sight; no
peddling; salary paid promptly, and expenses ad-
vanced. Full particulars and valuable sample
case free; we mean just what we say. Address at
once STANDARD SlLvERWARE CO., Boston.
Mass. Je14-70-D
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FOR sALE-MIsCELLANEOUs.

Horses. Vehicles. Live Stock. &c.
I1OR SALE-CHEAP-3 LIVERY CARRIAGES
IT in good repair, at MILLER& MCCONNELL'S,
81 and "a Race St., Allegheny. au7-55-wFS
TOR SALE--A FINE LOT OF YOUNG PAR
il ROTS--guaranteed to make takers: price. S5
each: come soon to secure first choice. ESPICH'S,
$40 Smithfield st. au4-26-wsu
IrOR SALE-CHEAP HORSE, BUGGY AND
Il harness, all in good shape; the horse would
answer for all purposes especially for family
Address GOVERNMENT STABLES. Dispatch
ONCE. aul-S1
T,OR SALE--s6O FIvE-YEAR-OLD COW AND
I five months heifer calf both about two
thirds Jersey, good mixer and Of choicest Ia BILE
quality; will sell trade for harness or feed.
Address H., Box 2ls, Pittsburg. z. o. au7-2
T,OR sALE-A VERY FINE SORRELL MARE,
IT 7years old, suitable for buggy or light de-
livery purposes: also Brewster side bar buggy and
harness. Call or address BEN N EFT & FLICKER,
cor. kirkpatrick and West End ave., Allegheny,
Pa. au6-5
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INOR SALE-NEW FRAME HOUSE OF
E rooms. and large grounds. on Hastings st.
Point BreezeJ; handy to z, R. X. and cable and
in excellent neighborhood: we offer this property
for 81 800; have also printed list Of fine proper
ties, which we will be pleased to mail on applica-
tion to those desiring. MELLON BROTHERS,
6349 Station st.. E. E, au4H40-WF6u
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LOST.

II OST-sUNDAY AFTERNOON, NEAR Dali
IL LAS Station, 2. r. r., black and white
setter dog: liberal reward will be paid II re-
turned to Fl. H. WESTINGHOUSE, Edgewood,
p. X. r. jy29-5
II OST - BETWEEN ELEVENTH STREET.
IL Southside and Liberty street, Pittsburg. a
collectors book, marked S. Craig. Five dollars
reward fIef: at TOLL HOUSE OF Tenth street
bridge. au7-44
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MEETINGS,


MEMBERS OF GEN. JOHN A. LOGAN
Nl Lodge No. III, Knights of Pythias Mill
vale borough, will meet at their hall WEDNES-
DAY. August z. at p. M. sharp, to attend the
funeral of Brother P. h. Emstoe. All sister
lodges are respectfully invited.
D. ]. JEFFRIES. B. c.
au6-7o B. e. LYNCH, A. of R. and F.
NOTICE-MEMBERs OF IRON CITY
~ Council No. IL. R Q; q; A. NJ, are re-
s. s., Thursday, August =, at o'clock sharp, to
attend the funeral of our late brother, Harry
Simmons. Sister councils invited to attend.
By order of
J.. A. MORRISON. R. 8. au7-2i
PITTsBURe. PA, August S, 1889.
NOTICE-THE ANNUAL MEETING OF
IN the stockholders of the Pittsburg Forge
and Iron Company, will be held at the Office Of
on TUESDAY, August 90 1889 at IL o'clock A.
NJ, for the election of directors for the ensuing
year, and for such other business as may be
brought before them. JAMES K. WERNER,
Secretary. au6-34
TlHE MEMBERS OF IONIC LODGE, NO.
Diamond. Allegheny, THURSDAY, August s,
at IL o'clock sharp, TO attend the funeral Of our
late Bro. Charles P. Miles Members of sister
nSls ,0Gges respectfully INVITED Jnserment At Sc
tion at l2:45 P. NJ, city time. BY order BENZ.
N. McLAIN. W. NJ. E. P. KERR, Sec. au7-45
DRIDGE NOTICE-U. s. ENGINEERS
ID office, Louisville, KY, August g. 1889 The
Board of Engineers, constituted to consider the
the Ohio river. will meetin public session at the
Mcclure House Wheeling, w. Va, at IL A. M,
AUGUST IL, 1889. All persons interested are
invited TO be present to express their opinions
bridge AMOS sTICKNEY, Major Of En-
glneers, President of the Board. au6-32
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WANTED.


Situations.
w young man: can speak and read and write
German and English. Address us CARSON 81,
8. 8. Pg. an1-2a
Boarders and Lodgers.
"ANTED-oCCUPANT FOR PLEASANT
wv furnished room: reference required. at ~:
q MONTGOMERY AVE-, opposite parks au7-o6
"ANTED TO LOAN slsoo0o ON FIRST
wv CLASS security at ~ per cent. GEO. JOHN
STON, 6. Fourth avenue. auS-4
WANTED : TO LOAN 500, 600 ON BOND
sToN, Agent, q Fourth avenue. aas-54
WANTED-MoRTGAGEs ON CITY PROP
4 fzs1 81 Fosfss RsE Ssssi avenue "s @
Neutrality-suspicious. AND
eent A. RGkR8N II spSss soS Fourth
avenue. aui-so-l. 10 T. "A e is a. e. 2s Is 80
WANTED : MORTGAGES ON CITY OR
Fourth ave. jySl-ss-sl, au2 4,5Sn
WANTED-MORTGA Es-sl. OoO coo TOLOAN
sax mo- asay =.
COYLE& CO., lsi Fourth ave. my2l-6o
"ANTED-TO LOAN 500, co. IN AMOUNTS
w of s. 900 and upward, on city and suburban
AMOUNTS at and per cent BIGCK & BAIRD.
e5 Fourth avenue. se2ld26-D
"ANTED : MORTGAGES WE HAVE
b%ons ro en h e
and upwsr at lowest rates. ALEXANDER
LEE, sls Wood st. aus-2l-Mws
"ANTED-MOKTGA AGEs-3i, ooo, OoOTO LOAN
sper cent, and on farms in Allegheny and seja-
cent counties at sper cent. l. N. PENNOCk q
SON, los Fourth avenue. ap7-fH
w CAGES: 500 and upward at per cent;
$500, 900 at ~ per cent residences or business
properly; also in adjoining counties; 9. H
Miscellaneous.
"ANTED HORSES AND CATTLE FOR
wv pasture; properly attended to. Apply JOHN
"ANTED-INFORMATIO OF A FRENCH
goauet Mrs f sIPrisfG RaIsisf FEkGES
Pa. au7-l2
WANTED-.TO BUY 2 RETURN EXCLUSION
w tickets from Cane May to Pittsburg. In
&nlye &ay e. address the ELLEkNoN HOUSE su4y GaPe
WANTED-ogsTOMERs FOR DIAMONDS,
era ST., lliesheny. e en- PSI 5. MfTsGR jsl5-MwFsa
WANTED--LADIEs TO KNOW HAUGH &
neT sPe mg
VUANTED--TO start A CLUB OF ~ MEN,
w BERS to secure fine gold watch for each
one in the club at q 90 per week. Address p. U.
BOX sol, and viii call and snow you the watch.
jy3-4o
WI UJANTED-PUPILS-TYP AND
of ss S
nograph Go. g, 16 Fifth ave.; situations will be
secured for educated operators. au4-l5-wFsu
WAMTEpI-.IBY PEARsoN, LEADING PHO
w TOGRAPHER 90 Fifth avenue Pittsburg,
and 4S Federal street, Allegheny everybody to
know that he Is making fine cabinets at 81 so per
dozen; photos delivered when promised: instan-
taneous process, mhl3-63
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VXTANTED - POSITION WITH PRIVATE
W. family. bya young man (German); general
gardener and horisf can take care of horses; best
q references given. Address p. o. BOX NO. %,
Sharpsburg, Pa. su7-s1
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NHELTENHAM ACADEMY. OGONTZ,
" Pa. Unexcelled location and surround
ings. New school equipment. Gymnasium,
military drill, etc. Thorough preparation for
college or scientific school. For circular etc.
address JNO. CALVIN RICE, A. NJ, Principal.
ie28-53
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FOR sALE-IMPROvED REAL ESTATE.
Civ Residences.


EOR SALE So 500 LOMBARD STREET
u Eleventh ward, Pittsburg. two squares from
Fifth Avenue Market, a brick dwelling of z rooms,
bath, range, sliding doors and slate mantels; lot
21x120: liberal terms. by GEORGE schmidt. Isl
Fourth avenue. jysl-4s
EoR sALE--ONLY q, S,OOO--sEvERAL NO, 1
side. each containing six rooms and: finished
attic hall, vestibule, natural gas. good cellar
very oefa nd epms p11 ms eSsh Sa
cable line BLACK Baird, s5 Fourth sTs.e' ave-
au4-6S
EOR sALE-HOUsEs AND LOT, lS2 FORTY
gust 10. O'Clock; lot a5xl5O; one frame and two
brick houses. four rooms and attic each, cellars.
made Il more cannot be realized; this sale should
JAS CO.. ern s sna
A. LEGGATE& & SON, Auctioneers. 81 Federal
East End Residences.
EOR SALE-CALL OR SEND FOR PLANS
on s ana cosa SQUARE
the most complete and desirable houses in the
MEksoS 81 soSs % Fourth aye e.'a
EOR sALE-A PRETTY, NEW QUEEN ANNE
Z house in the East End of rooms, reception
hall range bath laundry; complies pie in all re- re;
si%s lsf sGkcK SafRp s Fo1TtS % aTs n'' on
LUX SALE-NEW FRAME OF
E rooms. and large grounds. on Hastings st;
in excellent neighborhood: we offer this property
for 81 800; have also printed list Of fine proper
ties, which we will be pleased to mail on appIica-
tion to those desiring. MELLON BROTHERS,
6349 Station st., E. E. au4-40-wFsu
EOR SALE HOUSES AND LOTS AT
II executors sale, to settle up an estate situate
on Friendship avenue, opposite Mary ST.. third
property east from Penn avenue, about As feet
front and about 65 feet in depth, with small
houses thereon, to be sold at public sale by order
OF executors, on Saturday afternoon. August 10,
JAS. W. DRAPE CO., Agents and Auc-
tioneers 129 Fourth ave., Pittsburg. au1-s9-MwThs
IIOR SALE PARTIES LOOKING FOR
IL houses cannot find more desirable situation
than Oakland square; the greater number of the
erected there have been sold within the past sixty
days; asphalt pavements, natural and artificial
gas, beautiful park planted with shade trees,
and convenience to the city, being but 20 minutes
by Pittsburg Traction road, are among the ad-
vantages. Prices s. 500 and e, 700 on easy term
Apply to Q. b. CHANCE, on the premises.
1y2S-66
UNOR sALE-FINE RESIDENCE ANDI ACRE
IT of ground on z. r. R., East End. two min
utes' walk from railroad station u rooms in resi-
dence, with bath, lavatory, natural gas, marble
mantels, furnace, and replete thgoughout with all
modern Improvements and everything in prime
order; beautiful lot OF acre, with full grown
shade trees, fruit trees and shrubbery: abundance
OF pure water. very good stable carriage house
and all needed outbulldings; this is very pretty
property in every particular; price only sl3 600.
JAS. w. DRAPE& CO.. Agents, l2s Fourth ave-,
Pittsburg. au3-3l-Mws
Dodge City times., 1889-02-14
Obituary.,

Alfred De Morelan Springer was born
January 23rd. 1869, in Ashland, Ashland
county, Ohio, and died February 4th,
1889, near Albany, Oregon, being a few
days more than twenty years of age.
The untimely death of this young man
makes his loss all the more grievous to
be borne Full of vigor and hope, he
was just entering life's active work. But
in an hour when he least suspected. and
hundreds of miles from home, he was
struck down, and died in a few hours
Words seem powerless to comfort grief
especially when grief comes so suddenly
and heavily. And we can only say to
these sorrow stricken parents, and their
family. that we commend you to God and
His word of grace, praying that you may
have of His truth. and love and spirit to
comfort you in this. the greatest sorrow
of your lives And let me assure you of
the earnest sympathy of our people with
you IN your sad loss.
J. NJ WRIGHT, Pastor.
February -, 1889.
Dodge City times., 1889-02-14
DEATH OF MRS. LowTHER.

The entire community has been sad
dened by the intelligence of Mrs. Low
ther's death, which occurred at Fort
Smith, Ark, on the Sth inst.
The deceased was beloved by all for
her own good qualities of head and heart.
Her example was model Christian one,
and her influence, which extended wide
ly. was most elevating. AS was truly
said by Elder Geor.e. who pronounced
her funeral discourse. her life work was
largely to assist her devoted husband in
discharging his pastoral duties, especially
IN the labor of the study. The aid she
gave was to her pleasing task. To the
eminent divine who received that aid, it
was blessing and value the measure
of which he cannot estimate. Many
thousands have listened to the stirring
eloquence of Rev. G. Lowther. Thou
sands haye been moved by him to tears, to
sympathy, to enlarged views of the SOL
idarity of the human race, to a sustained
determination to lead better lives. Hun
dreds, if not thousands, under the influ-
ence of his preaching. his conversation,
his example, have experienced religion
and become devout Christians. To Elder
Lowther, for this great work, high praise
is Justly due He has it, But many peO-
pie have not reflected, have not known
that to Mrs Lowther also was due much
praise; that the tender, earnest, helping
wife, by her counsel, encouragement and
unremitting zeal, divided the toll of her
husband and took moiety upon herself.
Honor to whom honor IS due We will
not forget her nor the sweetness of her
life. nor the nobility of her wifely and
maternal example. She is not dead. Is
she dead, who yet speaks louder than we
can speak, and more universal Ian
guage? Is she dead, who yet acts through
all the Christian influence which she set
in motion? She lives. The charm of her
personal presence is lost to the family
and to others; but she lives in the men,
ory of us all. She is now augmented, set
free, and has entered upon an existence
infinitely larger than that which any can
know on earth Let us think of her as a
radiant being of immortality.
Dodge City times., 1889-02-14
3eiie Precinct.


-o' '--''
T 0' 10 square 9-HIendare II You want
your tee'h pulled
:. d: Merrill has traded for two yoke
OF oxen. which he VIII soon break. There
will be sulphur in the air about that
time.
There viii be donation supper at
Saw!og Valley this Thursday evening for
the purpose of paying our minister's sal
ary Mr. Crouch has 2bored long and
earnestly n this place without much
compensation, owing to the hard times,
but II rs hope! the people will respond
'''e'''''S 10 -'iiS c''ii'
Mr. Leaiherwood still teaches at Twin
i'''' anu s''' : h' o''S ho' need Il revolver
~ P''' 'ii' III outbreak
Some oi the people in this vicinity are
preparing To sell out and go to Colorado
where they can get timber, and where
''sunny-sack ~ fuel is unknown
Among the visitors At Belle Center liz.
eJary. We are pleased to note Miss
Fannie ihome. Miss Emma Strange and
the Misses Ella and Celestia Steinman.
Inc three latter were accompanied by
Mr. George Strange. Miss Thome was
Dodge City times., 1889-02-14
COLLEGE COLUMN.
PROFESSOR B. F. PowELsoN. Sup't
DODGE CITY. KAN, Feb. L.
SHALL IT COME TRUE?

SHALL 1T COME TRUE?
One night last week one of our s;B
cents in the primar,- department hal d
dream. which she related in detail the
next morning to her mother. II was tC
the effect that both the dormitory and
college 6all were finished within aad
without Everything was nice about the
buildings; beautiful trees. shrubs and
walks. and a large number of students
were in attendance They were all OF
derly and quite attentive TO their studies.
There was no rude conduct; no rough be
haviOr. The college was such pleasant
and happy place.
| j. W. Richardson Esq, editor of The
Santa Fe Monitor, visited the college
specially with view to seeing the build
ings on Tuesday Mr. X. has taken quite
an interest in this institution ever since
its beginning. assisting in liberal and
gratiitOus advertising.
Among the many advantages Of col
ASSS iceotNt Al Jul Hiitlet- - llIS plt SrtA
from pecuniary point of view. II saves
to our city and county much money in
the items of travelling and boarding cx-
penses. Instead of our citizens paving
out for these things TO send elsewhere.
We will keep the money in the couaty
for other purposes. while on the other
hand, We will receive in for these same
purposes from those who come from 9th
er points not SO highly favored. Count
up the cost of sending a son or a daugh-
ter to Topeka, for instance for a four
years course, and you will be convinced
of the saving to you and the community
by being able to have IA college at home:
and If we as citizens determine upon we
shall have an Institution o. learning here
second to none in the state
How unfortunate for all parties that
the work on the main building should
not be going on this very fine weather.
Without days delay the work ought
to be resumed. Does il occur 10 those IN
trust of this building enterprise that
there is danger in delay? Even in our
present fair weather the work already
done is being damaged more or less every
day. This can readily be seen in the
dOrmitory. yet unpainted, not even
primed. and what damage must en-Ie
in the event of a storm or OF long con
tinued rough weather. Everything
should be made safe and good.
Some of our patrons have promised t.
visit us. Make the promise good. Come
out and stay all forenoon. You will be
welcome any time. You ought to see
what is being done, and also give cheer
to preceptors and students
Of one thing in our students we GER
tainly may feel justly proud. and that is
faithful attendance. During the last
fortnight the attendance was 93 per cent /
of the enrolment One week we had .
but one absent mark
Dodge City times., 1889-02-14
Are We to Have Another war?

Some political prophets aver that we
shall. Be that as it may. the battle
waged by medical science against dis
ease will never cease until we arrive at
that uptopian epoch when the human
family shall cease to be afflicted with
bodily ailments. One of the most potent
weapons which the armOry of medicine
furnished is HOstetter's Stomach Bitters,
which is of special utility as family
remedy, as it is adopted to the immedi
ate relief and ultimate cure of those dis
orders of the stomach. liver and bowels
which are of cOmmOnest occurrence In
biliOusness and constipation
are insepsrable companions. and these
ailments are completely eradicated by the
bitters, but the remedical scope of this
wholesome and genial med
iciDe takes in also nervous ailments rheu-
matism and kidney troubles; its action in
these. as in the other complaints, being
characterized by unequslled thorough
ness.
Dodge City times., 1889-02-14
THEY SAY

That the mistle-toe is never troubled
with corns.
That the National hotel is q preat
place to eat at.
That champaign supper is often a
tight place for fellow to be in.
That L. Sims is the proper man for
councilman from the Third ward.
That the grocery store of Wellman &
! Utterback is always crowded.
That Joint keeper" is often known
by the fire water he keeps.
That the test of a mans goodness lies
in living with him.
That Adam Schmidt would make q
good man for councilman from the First
ward.
That case of beer is considered a
criminal case in Kansas.
That if you haven't money enough to
smoke.
That our county commissioners should
be congratulated on having the court
house repaired so promptly.
That number of our citizens are will
ling to help the college along, if they
thoroughly understood on what terms it
is being built.
That some men are sober because whis-
ky costs fifteen cents glass, yet they
demand as much credit for sobriety as
the man who abstains from principle.
That the bottom has really been
knocked out of flour by Shinn s. Sims.
That the natives of the eastern states
will be astonished at the way Cowboys"
can play when they hear our band.
That tears make poor seasoning for
a mans breakfast and growls do not aid
the digestion of woman's dinner.
That right and wrong like oil and wa
ter, will not mix; right always comes to
the top.
That the white caps" have sent sew
eral of our young men notice to reform,
and that revolvers are now being carried |
by those young men.
That the county commissioners will |
meet on next Saturday to award a few
contracts. and that the eyes of the peo-
pie are upon them looking for a chance
to kick"
That Sheriff Bell is the busiest man in
the city. He is constantly waited upon
by men who wish to have private in
terview, and that he has now erected a
sign just outside of the railing of his
office which reads: Stop here" in order
to get time to breathe.