New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-02-23
THE Talk or THE DAY.

| man who has been dipping into some current
epotc poetry translates the old Latin aphortsm Poets
nasc,tur, non fts into the following English. This
poetry is nasty and not fit to read'
After the Ninbls Doarm!In the FIN tn AVENUE
| with light suit ard straw HAITI
Bailey.You don't mean 10 say you don't know him
Southern winter resort and he's up North to advertise
| his hotei.-tTime.
@The Philadelphia Record. thinks that It will taks
long time for The London Times7 to save at the
bung hole what it has wasted at this Pigott.
Our Village Institute soiree.-Rector's Wife qyg,
tercanyl-IIere's note from those Wagshawsl They
ask me TO play and sing during the evening; becsusa
they say thy want the young and attractive womcH
to assist as Mattresses '-lLondon Punch.
Says Jewish Tdlng': @why this growing pros
penslty Of Jews to rush print to defend the honor
OF Judasm9 What lot Of silly gush that Hlrsch
matter called out Everybody of reason and ntellil
gence recognizes the good the Jews have done in this
world since its creation. and It is useless to contin;
liay refer TO IT, Somebody ought TO muzze the prom;
inent Jews who like to point with pride to tho
achievements of our race
Oh Yes There is One 1.-THE periodical discovery
that there Is anti Blaine movement in Maine has
again been made by Portland correspondent Of Tho
EewY0rk World There ls an aBttBaine move
ment IN Maine, and 4 has been going Oh for soms
stone wallbut 1t always has been and still IS small
ana exclusive enterprise to which none but DEMOCRATS
Says "The Toronto GIobes: When Toronto curriers'
go Buffalo or any other United States city they
are welcomed on tho American frontier and mads
much OF from the moment they touch 10 the moment
they leave American soil Buffalo curriers' coming Ia
Toronto treated at the Canadian frontier II ON
smuggling bent. They asked TO pay Customs
duty on their 'stanes' they compelled 70 give a
totally unnecessary bond 10 take their 'stanes' back
home with them; and they forced 10 pay duty
on the illuminated address they intend to present to
Toronto man,
Makes Diference,-Mrs. De Pink treadIng-Never
chow your temper, no matter what the provocation.
under trying circumstances DO your best to msSs
others happy Forget that You have any wishes
Except Tn e. icons eOns nt watch every opportunity to
little ways in which this can be done without appearing
Miss DE Pink-Are those rules for wives?
Ms De Pink lconiemptuously)-Cerainly not.
am reading the latest rules for society debutantes-'
(Ncw-YOrk weekly.
II Is hard to keep up with current knowledge nows,
days. For instance. begin TO accept
physcians statement that hot bath IS good for
typhoid fever than we come another physicians
statement that cold bath is sovereign remedy fop
It, The latter remedy Is suggested By DR.. Simon
Baruch, Of this city. I'm The Medical Record" He
says that IT has been very successful In the German
ncltary hospitals.
Don't let's be In hurry about annexing Cansda,
provemenis which wifi save us that much money e
we can only wait.-Cfexas Slftfngs.
"Le Chat NoIr. Review of the Players is the
title of the newest candidate for the patronage Of
theatrical readers. II IS conducted by John o.
Patten ana c. NJ. s. Mcclellan, and II promises that
fits distinguishing characteristic shall be effort to
tell the truth goodnaturedly and refusal to permits
theatrical advertisements or other relations with the
business they critlcse.
Sermons by telephone" have been introduceds
No matter how unOrthod0x clergyman may be Ia
bis belief. his sermon BY telephone will make his
doctrine sound -(NOrisown Herald.
You never hear the prOyerb Blood Is thicker than
waters IN Chicago The citizens remember the con-
dItion OF the Chicago River, and refrain from quot
ing the aforementioned saying.
This is how Eugene Field celebrates tho sartorial
and culinary pre-eminence OF Chicago:
Let Gotham Iaud her vulgar wealth.
And Boston boast her beans
St. Louis praise her olc-fogy ways
And calm, oucoc scenes
Now shall Chicago. happy burght
All rivalry despise.
And 10 the sky uplift the cry:
'Hurrah Cor pants and piesp
sChicago VIII construct the toys
Our President shall don
chicago, too the soup viii brew
That no shall feast upon!
30 let our chants be raised 20 pants
To pants and grub likewise
Ay, let us sing. till earth shall ring.
'Hurrah for pants and piesv v