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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
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WANT RAISs-YEs, VIZ Do-At LaFar's.
RAILROAD ScHEDULE-Specal schedule for
Savannah and Tybee Railroad.
AUCTION SALEs-Three cars OF brick. By I. D.
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CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS 80 II Up
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Sale. Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
Getting Around a Licking.
From The Detroit Free P+ess

T IO0t t7t5 1JslIOtt T f5s Is.
Are you book agentf' asked a boy of a
pedestrian who was passing up Second avenue
the other day with package under his arm
NO. my son, Why's
i wanted you TO do me a favor"
Perhaps | will, anyhow. What is it?''
wei, you see hit my brother Dick in the
nose, and he told ma, and she's going to whale
me for it. She sent me to the grocery, and now
as soon as go in I'll catch it -
''WeIlg''
We'll she'll make a grab for me and III
boiler loud enough for you to hear. Then Won
rush up and ring the bell and ask her if she don
want TO buy Mother, Home and Heaven
Keep her at the door three or four minutes
and III buy Dick OF, and she'll forget all
about it,
The pedestrian excused himself on the ground
that he was in a hurry. and the boy replied:
''An right. Mebbe our minister will happen
ong, and I'll get him to call I'm going to
dodge. that licking if 1 have to set the barn
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

The Philadelphia Press wants ex-senator
Chandler returned to the Senate. So do
other bloody-shirt organs. The Press says
''Dr. Gallinger made very good record in
the House, and is an able man, but accord =
ing to all precedents in the state Mr.
Chandler is entitled to reelection, and he
certainly deserves it." What has Chandler
done to deserve re-electionl 1t seems to
be impossible for him to make a speech
without turning it into bloody -shlrt ha-
rangus. The bloody shirt is his hobby. He
is a decided bloody-shirt crank. 1t win be
reproach upon New Hampshire if he is
reelected.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
Stories of a North Carolina Preacher

From. the Washington Post.
North Carolina probably never produced an
ADLER preacher than Dr. Francis L. Hawkes.
who quarter of century ago was pastor of
Grace Episcopal church, New York Short
thick-set, swarthy, black-eyed and black haired
he was a striking parsonage. He was not onlv
a great pulpit orator, but considered he best
reader in the New York episcopacy. His rather
luxurious family deferred him from accepting a
bishopric, which would have been otherwise
rendered. One day a delegation from Buffalo
church waited upon and invited him to accept a
passionate in that city.
''Wel. gentlemen, other things being salts
factory. the question of acceptance narrows
down to business matter" said Dr. Hawkes.
what salary do you offer?"
Doctor Hawkes. said the spokesman. eve
recognize that you have high reputation and
we are.willing TO be liberal. Our recent pastor
has received $4,000, but on account of your
standing we have decided to offer you SO. 500''
My good man. cried the DOCTOR gasping
do you know what salary l am receiving here p
mo, SIR
u get $4,000 and this parsonage, and as I
have an expensive family / do not see nv way
clear to accept your offer.
The spokesman looked rather sheepish, but
made another essay.
IF we had known that fact, sir, we would un-
doubtedly have looked elsewhere; but Won
should remember that the work of the Lord
must be done, and as for providing for
your family, you know the story Of the
ravens"
Now, my friends" responded the CLERGY
man, quizzcally, Il have made the Bible nv
study ever since was %. have read it through
carefully and prayerfuly over 100 times re-
member the raven incident perfectly, but no.
where can find any reference to the Lords
providing for young HAWKES.
DR.. Hawkes. was an intimate friend of Rev.
Henry Ward Beecher. and as full of life and
good humor as the great Brooklyn divine One
day, when the latter was in the hey-day of his
fame, and crowds were being turned away every
Sunday morning from Plymouth church, he
met Or. Hawkes. on the street.
MY dear DOCTOR" said he, why don't you
come over some Sunday and hear me preach ?
My wife and family and | myself have fire.
quently sat in your pew, and listened to your
sermons with delight Your family have often
occupied my pew with Mrs. Beecher, but you
never come; now why is it?'
My dear Beecher, " said DR.. Hawkes., 81 was
brought up very strictly. l have not always
lived up to my mothers teaching, but there is
one thing she taught me not to do and never
have Inever go to places of amusement on
Sunday"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
She Meant the Other Mr.. Jones

DTIfUIILCIe.
He bad never seen a telephone-you can see
how old the story is. He had never seen a tela-
phone, and his friend was showing him how it
worked. 1t was in his office. He called up his
house and his wife came to the telephone
my dear, Mr.. Jones is here, and have asked
him 10 come up to dinner"
Then he turned to Mr. Jones and said:
Put your ear 10 that and you'll hear her
answer"
He did, and this was the answer:
Now, john told you | would never have
that disagreeable wretch in my house again. ;,
What was that?i spoke out Mr. Jones
Women equick. A man would have simnIv
backed away from the telephone and said no
more. She took in the situation in a second
when she heard the strange voice, and quick as
why, Mr.. Jones, how do you do? thought
my husband meant another Dir Jones. Do
come up to dinner. l shall be so glad to see
vou -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Michael Emperor is citizen of the great
city of New York who has been making
living by falling into holes. Mr. Emperor's
plan was to find hole few inches deep,
and fall into it. He generally managed to
bruise himself to some extent, and then he
would sue the city, or the street car COM
pany, or the contractor, or whoever was
responsible for the hole. Mr. Emperor has
tried this once too often. He got into a
little hole few weeks ago, and sued the
city for $1,000. On the witness stand he
SAID that he had never been plaintiff in a
similar suit, and now he is in one of the
holes of the city prison on a charge OF per-
jury.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

In Catholic circles in Baltimore, little or
no Importance is attached to the statement
that Cardinal Gibbons may be elected Pope
Leos successor. A prominent Catholic
clergyman of that city says the discussion
is premature, as the pope will prob
ably live many years more. He does
not think Cardinal Gibbons has aspirations
in the direction of the vatican, but on the
contrary, that he would prefer to remain
in this country nor does he think that the
cardinals election is practicable, as thi 8
country is still too young to deserve such
distinction. He believes the next pope will
he an Italian.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
Two Ways Of Telling the story.

Lawyer-Sow, Nr. Costello. VIII yoa have the
goodness 70 answer me-. directly and categor-
ically. few plain auesti0nss
Wltness-Cert4ialy, siF.
-koS. Mr.. Costello, IS there female a. pres
ent living with You who is known in the neigh
ooThood as Mrs. Costeuo?~
There IS !"
Is she under your protection."
She is -
Now, On your oath, do you maintain herr
4 do
Have you ever been married 70 herr
II have not
Here several severe Jurors scowIed gloomIly
al Mr.. CosteIo3
Ilat Is al, Mr.. Costello; you may 60 down"
Opposing Counsel-Stop one moment. Mr.
costello Is the female in question your grand
Eyes, she is
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
va Eis Familz pidnt g.

From The Eel5 York TrfbEns.
Patrick Egan- who recently sfil6d for ms
post AZ Chill did not take his family with him
y lille n Washington rscsnlly, he told some
friends Of the difficulty he had n convincing
countryEomsn OF his that ne would send for
them later Mr. Egan counts 3 bakers dozen
o. youngsters who bear ais name. and athougl
nor gray locz Is 70 % found on his head. ne
mOdestly eonfeSses that he is grandfather 70
another half dozen These facts were known
70 as c5uutryw oss<a. who refused 70 listen 70
any reason but her own for the minister not
taking ais whole brood with him
II my belief, Mr. Egzn," she said that
you Re leaving your family behind because you
con dare take then along when the CnillanS
saw you coming VIII them all they'd think il
was hostile invasion aad would order out the
militia % keep you from landing"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

The cottages at Newport are of nearly
every style of architecture, and although
they are occupied only a few months in the
year by their proprIetors they are open all
the year round with servants in possession.
They are pretty costly cottages, too. In
fact, some people would be inclined to call
them palaces. Mr.. Cornelius Vanderbilts
cost $4,000, Mr. j. j. Van Allan's $500,
900, Mr.. w. W. Astor's $751;, 900, Mr.. T. A.
Havemeyer's $193, 900, Mr.. G. P. wetmores
S263, 900 and Mr. L. L. Lorillard's S304, 900.
Love in cottage at Newport is doubtless
what great many young people are pining
for
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Ex-Gov. Chamberlain hasn't very good
opinion of Senator Blair, of New Ham D.
shire, or of the Blair educational bill.
Speaking Of them the other day, he said:
u shall not attempt to conceal my want of
respect for this scheme and its author, for it
Is the product almost alone Of perhaps the
most arrant and shallow demagogue who
now affllcts our national councils" Some
people think that Chamberlain's record al
governor of South Carolina was such that
it is indlscreet for him to make uncompli.
mentary illusions to other psople.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

A Chicago democrat says that Chief
Justice Fuller win be the next democratic
candidate for President. One reason for
believing that the Chicago democrat is
wrong is that the chief justice is not from
New York, and another is that neither
party is likely to go to the supreme bench
for candidate.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Mr.. Clarkson, who looks after the spoils
system in the postoffice department Will 9
Mr.. Wanamaker processes to look after the
merit system, was confident that after Gen.
Malone was recognized by the President as
the dispenser Of government patronage in
Virginia, there would be great harmony
among the Virginia republicans. Mr..
Clarkson has been disappointed SO far. Ths
republican harmony in that state might be
great deal thicker than it is.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Peter Laing, who is 104 years Of age, has
in Elgin. Scotland. He admits that he has
been little tardy in joining the church,
but now that he has joined he intends to go
right in with the other young folks and do
his share OF active work.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

The prohibitionists met with defeat in the
local option elections in North Carolina on
Monday They are not disaeartened, how
ever, and will try for victory again as soon
as the law governing such elections will
permit them to do So
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Mr.. Chauncey NJ. Depew is represented as
having said that he had received this year
invitations from every state in the union
TO deliver Fourth Of July orations. He
won't get his friend, the Rev. Mr. Towne,
70 gather data for him, however
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Mrs. Amelie Rives CHAMBER complains
that ste cannot find literary inspiration in
Paris. She should rather be thankful that
she doesn't have to write whether she finds
literary insniration or not
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
Wheretn He Is - eladstone.

From The Montgomery AdosTffssr (Dsm)
Senator IngzIs says that Senator Morgan has
sucn facility Of spesch that ne talks % rest
himself Our dissiugTIjshed senator Is some
t1ing Ike ERgiaDd's great Gladstone, who Is
taxing snort vacation His principal recres-
tion : the making q three o. four speeches
Gay % sd1iring eountryrnen.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Editor Joseph Medill, Of the Chicago
Tribune, has gone to the Paris exposition,
but doubtless he left the bloody shirt de-
partment Of his newspaper in able hands.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Mr.. William c. Bullitt, of Virginia, was
asked by New York newspaper reporter
the other day if he thought there was
danger of overproduction in the new min
ing industries in the south. He said he did
not. 1--WE have no difficulty in selling our
product" he added, land in the years to
come as the output of coal and iron increases
the rapid development of the country will
demand it all. My opinion is that those
things regulate themselves, and that the in
crease in demand usually keeps within easy
range of the supply. The remarkable de-
-velopment of the south is a great thing for
It's people, and keeps their minds off from
the results of the war and fills them with
new ambitions. In very few years the
south will be richer than ever" These re-
marks show that Mr.. Bullitt understands
the situation in the south.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

1t has been suggested that memorial
services be held in all the churches in the
country on the same day in memory of
those who died by the Conemaugh flood.
Among the preachers who approve the sug-
gestion is DIR. Robert Collyer 1t is hardly
probable, however, that such services will
be held
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Messrs. Booth and Barrett have returned
to New York. Next season they viii APP
pear together for week in Louisville, after
which Mr. Booth will be joined by Mime.
Modjeska, and Mr.. Barrett will go to Chi
cago to rehearse a new play, which he says
is the greatest modern tragedy he has ever
read
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Georgia has furnished two sensations
within the last day or two. One was the
resignation of Representative Ewing, of
Floyd county, and the other was the muir
der of Senator Fields, of the Forty-third
district. Ithas been suggested that Mr.. John
T. Graves, of the Rome Tribune, be elected
IN Mr.. Ewings place. Senator Fields muir
der was horrible in its particulars. He was
man of considerable means and influence.
In 1868 he was elected member of the con
stitutional convention, and in 1S71-'72 he
represented his county in the House. The
Forty-third senatorial district is composed
Of Murray, Gordon, and Whitfield counties.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

The largest artificial body of water In the
United States is said to be near Clean, N.
Y. 1t is third larger than the Cone
maugh reservoir was, and is said to be La
bic to break its banks at any time. This
reservoir was formerly used to feed the old
Genessee valley canal, but it is now used
only by fishermen. If it is not attended to,
there may be an Olean horror after awhile.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

It is not thought that the South Park
Fishing Club viii construct another reser-
voir for fishing purposes. The club does
not enjoy very great degree Of popular IA
vor Just now.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

1t is said that unless some one comes to
Mrs Maybrick's assistance she will have no
money to employ counsel at her trial in
August. The lawyers who defended her at
the inquest have withdrawn from the case.
as they did not see much chance of being
paid for what they have done. Mrs. May
brick has some property, but it is already
mortgaged to its full value. If it is shown
that she did not murder her husband, or
that he did not commit suicide, she will get
$125, 900 insurance money. Does the action
of the lawyers in withdrawing from the
case indicate that they have no hope that
she will be acquitteds
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Col. Dudley hasn't yet been invited TO
take meal at the white house. although
the President enjoys the fruits of his (Dud-
ley's labors every time he sits down to
dinner
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Mr.. William Nye was passenger on the
steamship Elbe for Europe the other day
He goes to Paris to see the great exposition,
and to give the Parisians a chance to see
great American humorist. While in that
city he will attempt, probably, to have the
wrinkles taken out of his trousers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

Angostura Bitters is known all over the
world as the greatest regulator of digestive
organs. DR.. Siegert's is the only genuine
AT all druggists.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13

The Absorbing Southern Question
From the Eeso York Tines CI1d.)

Ins southern question presents and repre-
se1ts l-ss4f % " Ezrrisoa a. every tam Il Is
and has lil1le q 10 co1nscriol Efrh "A free
FoLe and a nonesr count L = the question
q Eao shan have the spoils. IS prominent II
tne soutn, % tar as tnIs ADMINISTRATION q con
eelced, As I IS 10 every other part Of ne union
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
GLEVELANB SUPERIOR
BAKINGlOWDER,

This powder Is only of strictly
pure grape creamtartar, and strictly
pure bicarbonate soda, with a little
wheat -four to nerve it. This is
attested by the lcial analyses Of
Government and lie chemists, and
physicians, and cttsts Of Boards of
Health throughout country.
CLEVELAND BRoISs, ALBANY, N. z.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-13
KING POWDER.
) YOUR
Bake POWDER
IRE?

Do its Maacturers Publish all
the lAdients Used2
IS IT fREIROM AMMONIA?
AS Is welSnown, ammonia il
unhealthful ind. and dries I'D the
bread material
Protection tqsumers Of food COM
pounds lies mir ability to choosa
those made froIealthful substances
Unless manufaeFs publish just what
their baking pow is made of, do not
use their goods, th41v instead
The Delaware farm and home. (Wilmington, Del.) 1885-19??, 1889-09-26
A Great Surprise

Is in store for all who use Kemp's
Balsam for the Throat and Lungs,
the great guaranteed remedy. Would
you believe that it is sold on its merits
and that any druggist is authorized
by the proprietor Of this wonderful
remedy to give you sample bottle
free? 1t never fails to cure acute or
chronic coughs. All druggists sell
Kemp's Balsam. Large Bottles so
cents and 81.
The Delaware farm and home. (Wilmington, Del.) 1885-19??, 1889-09-26

We may estimate, but it remains
for the soil to demonstrate the value
of a fertilizer. So then, instead of fig
uring upon arbitrary valuations, con-
slider well the action of phosphate.
See that the manufacturers are relia-
BILE and their facilities adequate. We
have heard of the acidulated S. G.
rock being sold as pure bone, and of
high estimated valuations being given
it by certain officials. Do not be mis-
led by fictitious names and values. Ma
ny farmers ofexperience consider acid
rock injurious to land, and for that
reason will not buy it at any price.
They estimate it worse than use
less There seems to be a ques-
ton between the scientific official and
the practical farmer This being the
case, turn aside from questionable
goods and invest your money in raw
bone manures. Perhaps the most
poplar brand to-day is Baugh' sAnimal
Bone $500 Phosphate Its actions
for more than ten years have demon
strated an agricultural worth not ex-
ceeded by any Of the high-priced or
special crop manmes, whose official
values are estimated at S35 to $40 per
ton. The address Of Baugh Il Sons
Company is 20 South Delaware ave
nde, Philadelphia
The Delaware farm and home. (Wilmington, Del.) 1885-19??, 1889-09-26
Smyrna Notes.

Business is moderate, it might be
worse. We have two new stores re-
Gently opened. one is clothing store
and the other a five and ten cent vari-
ETY. store. Building is not brisk, our
carpenters and masons do not see
fall and winter Of activity before them;
however they have had pretty good
year so far.
Our two tomato canneries are work
ing at about half capacity; cool and
cloudy weather continuing has pre-
vented the fruit from ripening. Warm
bright days for two OF three weeks
will bring on good deal Of fruit yet,
to avoid frost is the point now
A good quantity of corn fodder has
been saved, Notwithstanding the
storms of late, and with the large hay
harvest of this section, stock ought to
fare pretty well this winter.
The creamery will hereafter pay for
all milk received according to quality,
to be determined by daily tests by
the foreman. In this test a sample
of each lot of milk is put into glass
test tube which is graded in hun
dredths, the cream is allowed to rise
and the per cent Of cream is marked
by the numbered scale. This is rea
sonable, as cream is what the cream
cry wants, not merely milk. The per
centage standard of cream upon which
payment is based is fourteen per cent
If milk goes above or falls below this
it will be paid for in proportion. Ii
point of price one quart of cream i
considered worth six quarts Of milk.
-Four thousand dollars has beel
raised for repairs and improvement
upon the M. e. Church of this town
and the work will be commenced in
The Delaware farm and home. (Wilmington, Del.) 1885-19??, 1889-09-26
A Sensible Man

Would use Kemp's Balsam for the
Throat and Lungs. Tt is curing more
cases of Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bron-
chitis, Group and all Throat and Lung
Troubles, than any other medicine
The proprietor has authorized any
druggist to give you Sample Bottle
Free to convince you Of the merit of
this great remedy. Large Bottle SOC
and 81.