The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-04-21
BRIGHT BITS.

THE champion sculler' ana the ''champion''
scholar" are often graduated from the Same
college, but the former makes the mosr money.
-AOrTtstoioH Herald. no.
JENKINS to Henkins after vsinly trying to
understand a message over the telephone Hfrel
That's right Get mad | can hear You an
right now.-hel7 HaUen Palladium. ~ pa
WHAT are Bermuda potatoesg' he asked Of a
Woodward avenue grocer yesterday.
Why, potatoes from Bermuda, of course"
20, they are! Then Paris green is green from
Paris, is it?''-Detroh Free Press.
IzAAK WALTON, who did not know enough to
spell his front name properly, did not catch
half the fish the average man does, and why
any one should be called his disciple" is a
mystery and fraud-DetrOtt Free Press.
Mr.. B-My dear Mrs. Croesus, may not pat
your name down for tickets to Prof Pundit S
course OF lectures on Buddhism?
Mrs. CO, by all means! You know how
passionately fond l am of flowers Mtnsg's
Weekly.
Requires PERSISTENT EFFoRr.--Mr. Algernon
Keeps y GU find it a rather difficult task, dou't
you Roger
Little Roger manipulating the puzzle -Yes;
SisteL Gertie says IL 5 most hard to get these
pigs 10 the pen as it IS to get you into Maillards
Puck.
STAMP CLERK (at postoffice wudow)-You'm
nave 10 pay letter postage on this package It's
hrst-cass matter.
Perseveriug author about to send his manu-
j
Couldn't you vet position editor some
wAereI-H0rper'S Wees y.
LOCAL EDGroR-I see that an Indiana man has
got the appointment that Mr. Greathead was
after. Shall go and interview Mr.. Greathead
about it,
Managing EliUor-No, Just state that Mr.
Greathead never wanted the position. That 8
what he'll say, anyhow Philadelphia Record.
SUNDAY School TcAcHER-C Children. what les
son do we learn from TINS verse: "Nerllg. say
unto you that rici man slau hardly enter
into the hing ION of HeavenyN
Iholg!Ufdl BOy-We learn that us going to
be "a good deal harderstl Eet iuto heaven than
1t l. to get into tue United States Senate.
Ch{CdgJ Tribune
DARRINGER-What is your Opinion about Sun
day ball playing at Ridgewoody
Pompa1o (empt a5icaily)-It is awful, and
ought TO be stopped!
Darringer That's what ! say. There used to
be good shooting around there, bur nS+v the
players and spectators make such a racket that
when went cunning last Sunday didn't SEQ
feather RSe. erf ri
STANLEY raising his hat -Emin Bey, pee,
sumey
Emin Bey-Yes, sir. Is there anything can
do for your
Stanley-I have come TO rescue you.
Emin Bey (compassionateIy)-r my
good man. thanks.
TO nativcl -Umslopogaas take this poor fel-
low ont aud give him a square meal. -Chicdgo
Tribune.
A LEFTHANDED DEBT-Mrs Bellamy W by
can't you stay at home this evening, Walsng-
hamY
M Belany-I'd like to. my dear, but l owe
IL to Schwarzenheimer to DO at the Manhattan
Club tonight. Hos up ror election, you know.
Mrs. Bellamy-I thought you detested that
man.
Mr.. Belamy So do. I'm going to black
ball him = Time.
Very ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS do you call that
aCtf SAID the bass singer to the acrobat.
''Oh, that's merely backward SPRING" an
swered the ACROBAT
"AhlN said the bass singer; III 1 should try
It there'd be an early fall, eh? Let's go and
have a summer
"A whatY'
"a summer; more than one swallow, you
know And then. the Irisbman said they
winter way tog sther. Puck.