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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1889-10-10
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
County Officers.

Anthony Van Wyck County Todse
yohn Hannah ........ .......... Sheriff
Ao0ipn J. burg.-.--..... ..--.... Treasurer
D. b. Benedict. ............. ....... County Clerk
John ii. Corcoran, .............C Clerk Circuit Court
James Pennefeather. Register Of Deeds
Myron A. Baker ....... .. District Attorney
Hubert Schwan.. -. ........... Coroner
sA1otuiop surveyor
VIM. Middlecamp. Co. Supt. of Schools, p o. Somers
II. X. Lavey. -. Chairman of County Board
ID. L. Burgess. Supervisor from Brighten
II. r. Lavey Supervisor from Bristol
j. 3. kupfer. Supervisor from kenosha City
John Bruins. ........ Supervisor from Kenosha City
Geo. Hale. Supervisor from Kenosha CITY
Jacob Ernst. 49,. Supervisor from Kenosha CITY
d, M. Jones Supervisor from Paris
Albert Fox Supervisor from Pleasant Prairie
]. K, Hyde 49, Supervisor from Randall
n. NJ. Burgess ~ Supervisor from Salem
Chas, L. Barrows . Supervisor from Somers
5. ID. Slade. -----.. Supervisor from Wheatland
Edgar I. Hugunin. ...........-..... County Agent
Antoine Weiskopf. $500. ......... County Physician
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SORRhers.
Salem.
Randall.

Joseph R. Hyde, Chairman, P. O.. Bassetts Station
VIM. Williams, Town Clerk p. o., Bassetts Station
Henry Benedict, Treasurer P O., Bessetts Station
John Elverman, Assessor -.P. o. Bassetts Station
VIM. Winchell, Supervisor 80. 49,. 49,. Wilmot
Seneca Wing, Supervisor. Bassetts Station
w ii. Wilcox. -. Justice of the Peace
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Mr.. E. P. Lovejoy, large dealer in gen.
eral merchandise at Wabuska, Nevada, says:
81 have tried St Patrick's Pills and can
truthfully say they are the best have ever
taken or known used" As pleasant ply
sic or for disorders of the liver they will al
ways give satisfaction. For sale by J. B.
Starkweather & Co.
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IN avocat parlant dun de sea
"chers confrGresn:
-Oui, il decrotte assez bien
a1faire, mais il ma jamais su en-
faire reluire ane seule!
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ANNONCES.

Tn carle dc 10 l;ane-: lere. insertion. 81 50
" .nie. -
. Insertion add 20
Toute annonce indignant IL profession
avec l'adresse TT n'exrGlent pas qratre
liyues. par IN, d'ayance ....S5 90
Arnonce de candidats. d'acance...-.. 10 %
NGcrolo.le. par 10
Tnu;e snnnnce commercials pnhlie- Il Fan
noe sera in>trAe on taar de ~ cents par p"rcn
pour la premiere insertion ct - cents pour les
insertions suhseqnentes.
Toute anBOnce don't ic nombre dinsertions
nest pas specific sera inserce jnsqu'a nouvrl
erure au taux Or.iinaire.
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PR/X MON7YON.

La masse ignore que| homme a,
juste fnt le baron Dr. MOntyOn
presQae canonise par sea envres
IT pass6 Ell qne!que sorte classiqn,
de la charlie.
I'm grand virilla,d, simple. pen
sif ct gal, courtois aristocrate, az
son.ire plein d'amenite avpc un al,
dr bienveiliance extreme p,opagt
dams tonte ~ personne, ct MI re-
gard aimab!e ct nar4uoiS, Mne levre
affhble, DIES bonnps mains trem.
b!antes hors les tongues manchps
de rhabit de drap noir marion. me
came a pomme d'ivoire, ct de
leanx cheveux d'argrnt, ainsi
qu'on Ell volt 1otter sur les epanles
DIES grands peres de Greuse; avec
celia une sensibilite prete 4 s'emou
voir Dun rien, une bonte touiours
a Paffht, Ia fol dun cnfant, join,e a
la piefe chretienne, nne prodigalite
incorrigibIe, n'ayant d'tgale qu'nne
crednlite ridicule chez tout autre
qu'uD enthusiastic ct naIf homme
de bien, tel OH sc r%eprfsente assez
disbursement, quand on ne le con-
matt pas, -Baptiste Robert
Auget de Montyon.
I'm grand vieillard de bourgeoi-
sic austere, renferm6 dams m habit
de coupe demodee, coiffe dune
ample perruque r6barbative, avec
IN air de magistrature, des brus.
queries de decisions ct des ordres
h%autains qui sentent leur intendant
de profession, parlant pen, sec ct
rogue, n'admettant nj r6plique nj
condensation, vif 4 Sc d6fendre.
dune frugalit6 de Spartiate en- de-
pit de sa colossale fortune, dur aux
autres CONNIE pour sc dedomma-
ger de f6tre envers lni-meme, droit
mails non moIns adroit, impitoyab'e
pour ses ~debitenrs, toujours mecou-
tent, dune parfaite insensibilit6
an peu sceptique, pointilleux, me
ticuleux, ayant IHil a tout, dune
parcimonie aussi feroce a son h6.
tel de la rue DIES Francs-B Bourgeois
que dans sa terre, taillant du ma.
tin au solr les soils en- quatre. enfn
dune hnmeur abaolument desagre-
ab'e, tel a peu pres sc fait -connai-
ire, qnand on fapproche, Robert
Anget de Montyon, qu'on serait
presque tente d'appeler Gyanaet dc
Montyon.
C'est en- %fenilletant les livres de
complies de Pancien chancellor Of
snrtout la correspondence volumi.
hense gull echange coustamment
de la capitale avec Fiacre Parraiu.
son 'imide regisseur, qu'eclate 4
tontes les lignes lie bourru Quill
etait. II ne recommande iamais.
II commando, ct SEES lettres sem.
blent plnt6t batonnees ~qu,ecrites.
II prevoit tout, s'enquiert de tout
ga meiance est en- perpetual eveil,.
II ny a pas de terre.a.terre 4 SEES
senx: i s'occupe de Ia plantation
des arbTes, de la vente DIES cerises.
ieclame DIES perches quill a pretees,
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pason, il est VOLUNTEERS encliu 4
croire qn'on lui a d6rob6 qneique
chose. II Sc garde bien, scigneur
ren>ier, de laissrr tomber dams
Fnub!i reXe,cice dc SEES droits feo-
'iaux. "Vfritiez, ecrit.il, sill IA etc
,endu 1u Vim par les crnsitaires,
sans me payer" Enin, il est ter
Hblement rude aux pauvrr~ gems
qnl ont L. malhruI de Ini devoir.
II ne ieculr hi devant assisna-
ton. hi devant yourselves. Prures
ct trais pienvent comme g,6le.
'FaiIe aSsignpr Pivnin.-Fdiie AS
siguer DeniS.-POursuivre lie pro.
cts contre Lepinc.-Faise saisir
Grievance. etc" FiacIp Parrain,
q"i est doue, lai, dun cGur tres
sensible u ml>eres. sOnIire 1T
n'obtit qua regret. Encore Sc
rermet-il, i%ravamt les coups de
hOutoir. d;interceder pour les d4hi-
tcn.S, il recIame en- irrmblant
conimr un chien battu, ct celia est
tort %toEchant, je vOns assure,
rhumble faeon don't &c Modesto
rfgisseur plaide la cause dies DIES.
l,frites qni he sont pas en- mrsnre,
iachant d'obtenir au moins pour
eux tn sursis do quel9nes jours.
C'est lni qui Il veritablem-mt Pair
alois d'6tre r. Montyon de la ie.
g"nde, IL bienfaiteur attemdIi, 1T
NJ. DE- Montyon IL gerant farouche.
Ii Sen tire IL mieux quill pent,
avec nne moderation qni.a son elo-
quence. "Le monde ny pent plus
tenir, monseisnenr i" dit-il dams
unc de SEES lettfcs. Eft voici les
reponses quill recoit, presqne tou.
les les menes, dune concision
brutalc: .'Ri+n a changer.-Point
de temps. il est trOp tard.-Mau.
vai>r fol, pas Gr dflai.-Ouaul
O:tlles sOnt donn6s il NY a
pas q Y revrnir.-li rant que Ia
femn'e L%anten"is pave CONNIE les
.ntrtS,-e!c., etc.
Et &c best pas tout. II bouscule
et ma!mene lie pauvre Parrain au.
lnel il parle CONNIE au dernier deS
Wallets: ''Je vons renvoie votre sac:
est bien inepte dc ne pas sa-
Volr fare faire IN sac avec de Ia
Ioiie.-Vons he prenez pas suf6- :,
mes mterets. - Soyez =,
lone un pc" plus prevoyant.-Vous
stes dune .humeur ind6cente.-,
jorrlgez vons, n'est-ce pas !-Votre /,
Negligence me fait du tort.-vous !,
style est mau-
rails, vous repondez NAL" (.
Et il lie querelle sur tout; sur !
ION ecriture (lul qhi ecrlvait Dune {
acoo plus qu'ilIisible, pressure ;
ndeclifrable y, sur les frais de
'ort de l%ettres, SUI le formal de i
papier, sur les grains, sur les {
operations, sur les hotties de foin
nal bottelees, bref il ne fait Que ;
ct rebrouer; CONNIE Alceste. $
troave toni NAL. ct ne debcuson.
le pas: c'est lie philanthropa aux 5
'ubans yerts. Z,
Une seole fois, il Sc defend ct
On est en- 80, ct la plus {
ffreuse misere regne dams les cam.
'agnes, une de ces miseres oui t
wait deja fait dire a Massillon /. {
Les negles de nos colonies sout
''us heureux cue 20 paysans.n
'arraIn fait part a monseigneur de
a detresse Oil est ploIge lie village.
| lndlque DIES MONS: Francois Pa. I
ron, qnatre enfants; sou propre s
rers a lui, Pierre Parrain, SIX en-. !
ants aussi! NJ. de Montyon ne
eslste pas, ct pour ces trente.cino G
pour ces trenta.ci,o +
pouches alliances, il fait paryenir
a forte sOmme de vinot deny Ii :
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UN SERvITEUR FIDELE.

I'm regiment de Iigne, cascrn6 4
Paris, avail, adopt6 un pauvre .ieux
barbet, 9ne les soldats, a cause de
son AIR pitenX. avaient momm6 Da.
COLBERT. Mails Intelligence de
Dagobert prouva bient6t quill ne
fault pas jnger les gems sur la mine.
L'of1icier charge de Ia par,ie admi-
uistrative du regiment ne tarda pas
a remarquer les talents du barbet,
ct, CONNIE j! lui fallait un employs
fidele, Dagobert tut choisi pour aller
payer les fonrnisseurs ct rapporter
qnittance. Ces fonctions ~Pavaient
fat snrnommer fotfcier payemr.
Un jonr one Dagobert, porteur
dn a aux 6cus, vaquait CONNIE
d'habitude a o emploi, il rencon.
ire en- cbemin u troupe de mathis
qui sc dechiraient q bellies dents.
La tentation etait trop forte: il
avlse n maisOn Ell construction,
cache la bOurse sous une pierre ct
court prendre part & la lutte.
Apres quelqnes coups donaes ct
recus, il revient a sa cachette, mas
il await perdu la memoire dams Ia
chalenr du combat, ct parmi plu.
sieurs centaines de pierres unifor.
mes qui %reconvrent lie sol, il lui est
impossible de reconnaitre celle oui
cache le precieux tr6sor.
II fnreta ainsi jusqu'a la mutt,
sans Iesultat, ct il revint a Ia ca.
serne. LIE pauvrc CHEN ne pouvait
%paraiire an milieu de la garrison
sans entendre de tous c6t6s: "Da-
COLBERT a mango Ia grenouille !
Dagobert a vole! (dans Target des
casernes: A vol6 la caisse)," ct
lex officer payeur Sc sentait pro-
fondement humilie. II await failli
dams Pexercise de sa charge ct cette
fsote entraIna une grave response.
b'ilte d'apres le code m%ilitaire.
Un matin, Urn rayon de JOE perca
tout a coup dams ses yeux. La
memoire lui etait revenue. II yole
1
sur lie champ de bataille, retrouve
la bourse du premier coup, va chez
le fournisseur, pave la note ct re.
Colt la quittance, quill rapporte
triumphant d son maitre.
Lee pauvfe animal n'ayait ri.n
mango depuis trois jours.
Un avocat parlant dun de Sea
"chers c%onfrGres':
-Oui, il decrotte assez bien une
aifaire, mais il ma jamais su en-
faire r%eluire ane seule!
A la chasse, en- Gascogne.
-Queile mazette! manauer nm
perdreau qui etait au bout de yotre
fusil!
de vaiS yous dire. an mon,on+
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lie MOnfyOn etalt uh on.n dur et
soriide."
Est.ce a dire que le uom du fOn.
dat+ur dies Pix do Vertu soft in
digne de PadmiratiOn ct du respect
don't rentoure la rosterite? Non
c%ertes, car a snpposer quill matt pas
abuse du cpnr, il Il eu nfanmoins
une grande e, MAGNITUDE pensee.
Au fond, c'e:alt Phuh'ani,6 Quill
ainait, plus que les hommcs, ct &C
nest prnt ere pas Sa faute 81 o
argent Metal; que dams Sd t6te.
II rn resnlte que &c quill y de
plus sympa'hlpue cn lni, c'est son
euvre. II m'aprarait, lui, CONNIE
un philanthtoie d%'ancien regime
IN Sage admiriStratif, Il facon
DE D%oucicant phiiosophe, mails
sans cetfe divine mansuetude ct
cette compassion qu'ont seuls les
Grands lie la Charlie. On pouira
d'antres Montyon, jamais
d'anires Vincent de Paul. Nj. DE-
Il lesue advantage, mails
dies galleries. s'est donn6
Plus. Au>si, dnssG,ie paraitre in
ELI CO jour meme. envers la
memOire dc crlni orion 81 raisou
.i'honorer, j'ai peine 4 voir autre
chose Ell lni qn'nn avon6 sublime,
M prodigieux ct intraitable notaire
IL Ia Ver,u.
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~

My friends and the public are noti|
] have removed To the sore forruerl
pied by Mr.. r. q. Curtis, No. 3 Mai
where Will keep constantly on ham
supply Of Gro, cries, Provisions. .Wi
Liquors. Give me ii call and -xamip|
o tnent.
JOHN DEF
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Buekien'S Arnica Saliva

The Best Sai.e III the world n
praises, Sores Uirer~, Salt Rbs1
.vrf so'rs, letter, Chapr-d Ham
biaihs Corbs, and ali skin ",
and positively cures Plies. or
:equired. 1t is guaranteed to }
feet satisfaction, or money al
riice Z" cents per box. For
Ihitodaux Drug store.
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A la chasse, en- Gascogne.

4 Ia chasse, en- Gascogne.
-Que'le mazette! manquer an
nefdIeau qui etait au bout de yotre
fusil!
-je vais yous dire: an moment
de lie tirer, j'ai vu quill n'etait pas
assez tendre ct j'ai fait deyier le
coup expires
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lyon, dams sol prOpre pays, un
souvenir tres ~vivamt, ct fon sc
recrie ayec moins de chaleur quand
OH lit dans Nine de Crequi que "Ni.
de Montyon etait un homme dur ct
soriide."
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knights Of the Goldeu !

Regular meetings of Thibodaux G.
: n: OF q. X. will he held in the |
Excelsior Lodge No. 81 L. .. O. +. on
ond and fourth Tuesdays of each mod
o'clock =. NJ.
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A Human Almanac.

Brown county has a prodigy in the
shape of a 10-year-old boy with a talent
for days and dates. Roy Odenweller,
son of Mr.. S. P. Odenweller, of Industry
township, is the infant wonder. Give
him any date in any month of this year,
last year or next year, and he can at
once tell you the day of the week upon
which it falls or has fallen. For exam
Pile, ask him on what day of the week
will Oct II, 1899, fall, and he will
promptly anwer Thursday" which is
correct. And SO of any date of last year
or the year to come. How he arrives at
the solution he does not know. Numer-
GUS gentlemen of undoubted veracity
have repeatedly tested his strange power.
The little fellow is a bright youngster,
but does not exhibit any unusual preco-
city beyond this peculiar gift He says
that beyond the three years-the current,
the last and the next-he cannot give
correct answers. Next year he will lose
all power over 1888 with which he is now
conversant) and his mind will grasp that
Of 1891, Of which he now knows nothing.
He has no rule or method, nor does he
know how he arrives at the true answer,
but it is certain that he is correct when
answering. Quincy (llls.) Cor. Chicago
Tribune
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The ohInese N1lnister,. op.l.

The Chinese minister was present, ac-
companied by several of his secretaries
and attired in a costume Of remarkable
beauty. The silks and fabrics of which
it was composed must have excited at
once the admiration and envy of half
the ladies present. On his head he wore
a cap Of mandarin of the highest rank
and relative of the emperor. In place
of the yellow button which usually sur
mounts the top was q magnificent opal
as large as a pullet's egg, blazing with
myriad light and surrounded by circle
of diamonds the smallest Of which could
not weigh less than two carats. The
opal would have turned Col. Pat Donan
green with envy. The whole headgear
must have cost the minister not less than
$1,000, and he has several others equally
gorgeous and expensive. Hardly the
sort to leave on the hat rack with the
front door open, are they? With oriental
sagacity the worthy ambassador from
the Golden empire wears his cap in
mixed company, and has the others pad
locked in bonnet box. and carries the
key up his sleeve.-Washington Post
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A SAFE INVESTMENT.

Is one which is guaranteed to bring yoa
satisfactory results, or in case Of failure a
return Of purchase price. On this safe plan
you can buy from our advertised Druggist
bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption. 1t is guaranteed 10 bring
relief in every case, when used for any af-
fection Of Throat, Lungs or Chest, such as
Consumption, Inflammation of Lungs Bron-
chits, Asthma, Whooping Cough, Group.
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taste, perfectly safe, and can always be de-
pended upon. Trial bottles free at 7. d.
Thomas, Druggist.
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Single Copies S Cents
THE BOYS WISE CONCLUSION.


She wuz n old maid, Aunt Sue WIZ,
She never had'any little boys
Er girls, like most Of women does.
guess she didn't like the noise
And bother at a baby brings,
And so God didn't send her none,
But let 'em stay and wear their wings.
bet they have a sight of fun
I've got baby brother there
And he's got wings, and, IL I'm good,
I'm goin to die and have n pair
Some time, cause mamma said would.
When Aunt Sue wuz a girl ma said,
She had beau, like Sister Bess.
He went to the war and came back dead,
And that's all at saved her guess.
Cause, IL he hadn't lost his life,
He would a come back after her;
And she'd a had to be his wife
And go with him jst everywherel
I'd think she'd a been awful glad
Because he didn't come, but died
But std Of that 1t made her sad,
And mamma said she went and cried.
And, mamma said, a long, long while
After her beau wuz dead, Aunt Sue
Jist moped around and wou6r,t SMILE
Until they thought that sltV die, too,
But Std of dyin' she KEEP on,
And turned out to be old maid;
Jist cause the other beau wuz gone
She wouldn't have no more, she said.
pity Aunt Sue; but can't
Help be glad at her beau died,
Cause wouldn't have a old maid aunt
II she'd been Aat feiler's bride,
1 like Aunt Sue; her ginger cakes
Are better'n what we have at home;
They're sweeter'n them my mamma makes,
And she most always brings me some.
And she's got lots Of books and cats,
And little dog, and she don't care
How much play with them, and that's
Why 1 like so to go down there.
Old maids are nice When I'm man,
II don't live a single life,
But marry some one it's my plan
To have a old maid for my wife.
Commercial Gazette.
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CRISP COMBINATIONS.

Chrysanthemums are largely grown in
Dalmatia and worked up by chemists
there into the well known DalmatiaL il
sect powder.
Alexander Mcmillan, of Elgin, Ills, has
gone crazy over love affairs and the song
"Razzle Dazzle" He keeps repeating
the latter all the time.
One of the most successful lawyers at
Atlanta, Ga, is Charles H. j. Taylor,
negro, who began life as a bootblack.
He formerly practiced law in Boston.
The London Lancet recently contained
the following advertisement; Home
wanted for homicidal lady in house Of
medical man. Address, stating terms" I"
etc.
The effort of the fish commission to
propagate shad in the Colorado river has
been successful, and the Indians Of Ari-
Eona are getting their first taste of that
nah-
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pEsERvING ooNF1pENcE.

II is quite surprising TO notice the nu-
merous reports Of remarkable cases Of ner-
vous diseases cured. such as headache, fits,
nervous prostration, heart affections, st.
Vitus' Dance, insanity and prolonged Sleep
lessness, by DIR. Miles Restorative Heryins.
This new and improved brain and nerve
food, and medicine, is everywhere gaining
remarkable reputation for curing the worst
of these diseases, as well as the injurious ef.
fects Of worry, nervous irritation, mental
and physical overwork. For Sale by BIERr
& THOMAS the druggists, will give away
trial bottles of this wonderful remedy. Il
positively contains no opium or morphine.
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Not in Good Trim for Work.

Traveler-Where are you going, my
friend, in such haste?
Postum Ridge Citizen-Goin' down ter
town to ther show.
"Going to walk all the way?"
"Sartinly. Why?'
Its twenty miles. Why don't you
rider"
"Haint got no hoss ter spare. Jest got
one, an ther ole oman's workin' him in
ther new groun' corn"
"Your wife?'
"Yas, o co'se.
"Why don't you stay at home and do
the plowing yourselfP'
"Hain't able"
'You don't mean to say that you are
going to the show and leave your wife
at home to plow the crop?"
"Yas; whut o. that? Dye think I'm er
goin' ter work when Pm gruntin'2 Why,
I Thain't hoed none in ther crap this yer.
Jest felt awful bad, an couldn't do
nothin' but hunt an fish. Thought I'd
go to ther show terday. Reckon it'll be
mouty nice, an l don't keer fer ther lit
tie walk o twenty miles. Time.
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Husband (after some words with his
wife)-Well, let us drop it, l don't care
to say any more about it. And besides,
/ like to talk to a sensible person when
I'm talking.
Wife with sarcastic laugh)-You
don't always do it, then.
Husband-I don't?
Wife-No; sometimes hear you talk
ing to yourself. Boston Courier.
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Mexico as 1t Is.

AT a popular book store.
Salesman-You had better order big
lot of Mexico as 1t Is" I've had a
dozen calls for It this morning, and we
are all out
Proprietor-All right. wonder what
has started up the sale.
"Why, the Canadian government has
passed the extradition treaty, and
American absconders can't go to Can
ada. Chicago Herald.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-06-08
shiloh,s consumptian apr..

No. l. This is beyond question The nss
successful Cough Medicine we hsvs svsy
sold few doses invariably cures the YEA
cases of Cough, Group, and Rronchitis, VI -
it's wonderful success in the care Of Gen.
sumption is without parallel in the histsg
of medicine. Since it's first discovery d
has been sold on guarantee, a test vhiA
no other medicine can stand. If yen hsys
a Cough we earnestly ask you 70 ny H.
Price 10 cents, 80 cents, and 81, II yer
lungs are sore, Chest or Back lame, Oe
Shiloh's Porous Plasters. Sold by T. y.
Thomas, Lehighton, & w. Biery Woissppf !.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-06-08
Cut fiowers-wall flowers.
pyspsps,a and Liuar compl,,nt.

Is it not worth the small price Of ~ cents
to free yourself of every symptom Of thsee
distressing complaints, if you think - ss1i
at our store and get bottle Of Shilsh's
Vitalizer. Every bottle has printed gsar-
antee on it. Use accordingly, and il II dee
you no good it will cost you nothing. SslA
by T. d. Thomas, Lehighton, w. Ni0W
Weissport
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-06-08
FOR THE GOOD OF OTHERS.

want to make known the fact that I
suffered from a B B'adderand Kidney trouble,
and that | was cured 10y DR.. David Kennedy's
Fayorite Remedy-made at Rundout, N. Y,
and / look forward 10 spending the balance
of my life free from torture and with heart
grateful for the medicine which affords me
so pleasant prospect -Rev, S. c. Chandler
Lebanon Springs, n, Y.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-06-08
LADIES WHO BLoAT.

What great number there are; how uA-
comfortable it makes them; il is almost inn
possible for these afflicted to enioY life. In
my private practice have always found
Sulphur Bitters to be the best remedy. All
who are thus troubled should,use it.
Mrs. DIR. CHILDs, Boston.