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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25
NATIONAL LEAGUE,

NAIlONAL LEA6UEs
The New York and Boston teams met
in Boston on Monday. Tuesday and
Wednesday before $4,000 people, and
the result was tie and two victories
for Boston. This gave the club with a
penchant for beans strong lead again,
but New York took brace later in the
week, and is once more in hailing dis
lance. The struggle for the pennant is
not over, and the prospects of the event
ual success of New York are as good as
ever. Philadelphia is showing dispo-
sition to drop out of the race for second
place. Indeed, Chicago and Cleveland
are not far away, and the Quakers may
yet land in fifth place. Under Ned
Hanlon the Pittsburg aggregation has
made a surprising squirt, and is now
than any other team. The clubs stand
fhrcs
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25
WEAK AT CRITICAL TIMES.
The Porkopolitans Drop One to,
the BrookIyns.

CINCINNATI, Aug. 24.-The Brook
lyns won to-day's game by their superior
and timely batting, and earned all but
one of their runs. With the score tie
in the eighth inning and man at first
for Brooklyn, Pinckney lifted the ball
over Tebeau's head in left for home run.
The Cincinnatis played a sharp game in
the field, but their inability to hit the
ball at critical times lost them the game.
Attendance, 1900. Score:
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Gcraps Of SporA

The Palace Clothing Company base BALI
team will meet the diamonds at the Morton
o'clock. The game will be for a purse of
5000. Ladies will be admitted free. The
Palace team has played twenty-one games
this season. and lost but two ont OF the
twenty-one.
j, z. Muchmore of the Lurlines. has de-
termined to remove to New York, and before
leaving will tender his resignation to the
club, and Is will Undoubtedly be accepted.
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PLAYED LIKE sCHOOLBOYS.
Old Anse's Family Drop One to
PittSburg,

CHICAGO, Aug. GETTYSBURG scored
all their runs on rank errors in their
game with the Chicagos to-day, while
the home team made their tallies by a
punching Of hits, Tener and Calvin
pitched good ball, and anything like
proper support would have made the
o Of the enrors sgeced the the
score of their opponents. Score,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25
VARUNA AND BONITA.
Again the Swift Sailors Win a
Minnetonka.

Again the Swift Sailors Win at
Minnetonka.
A clear sunshiny day with spanking
breeze from the Southwest. Not
heavy breeze, but just smart enough
to make tine skipper fly all sail and
keep him interested. Those were the
conditions under which the second race
of the Minnetonka Yacht club for the
Hotel st. Louis cup was sailed yester-
day. BY the way it may be stated that
E. j. Phelps. who owns the Varuna,
has offered a magnificent silver cup,
the complement of that offered by Man
ager Wait, which is the prize of the cat
boats.
1t was nearer O'clock than 8 when
the boats got away. There was the
usual large feet, aid it was very
pretty race, although not avery fast
one. The winners were the Varuna
and Bonita.
[ AS usual, the Varuna was the first
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The Atoms Latest Bluff.

KANSAS CITY, Mo-. Aug. 24.-It is an
nounced here that the Chicago & Alton
railroad will hereafter take shipments
of grain from points west of the Mis-
souri, river on the same basis that it has
been CARRYING cattle from the same ter
ritory. That is. it will pay the full
local tariff to Kansas City, and make the
rate from here to points East SO small
that, added to the local, it will make
rates as low as any of the through lines.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25
BATTED LIKE TRoJANs.
Columbus Wins Sluggine Game
From Louisville.

LOUISVILLE, KY, Aug. M.-Colum-
bus won to-day by hard slugging. The
opportunity was given them by Ewing,
off whose ineffective delivery they
made several hits OH almost every inn
ing. These hits were helped out by
Louisville's errors and bases on balls
till the score board showed two or four
runs in every inning but three. Louis
ville's fielding and batting were about
equally weak. Baldwin's delivery was
fairly effective and his support excel-
lent. Weather pleasant and attendance
600. Score.
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stolen bases Richardson 2, Kelly A, IQhn-
ston: first base on balls, Richardson, Kens;e,
Nash, Smith. Bennett 3, Wilmot Carney, 3 :
Washington 8; struck out, Richardson, Ben
nett. Clarkson. Wise, Hoy, A. Irwin, DAILY,
Keefe; double plays, Smith. Brouthers and
Bennett, Nash and Quinn, Smith and Brouth-
ers; passed ball, Mack; hit by pitched ball,
j. Irwin; time. PIP; umpire, Knight.
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PENALTY OF LOOSE PLAYING,
HOOsiers Are Enticed Into the
Spiders Web.

INDIANAPOLIS. Ind. Aug. 24.-In-
dianapolis fielded rather loosely to-day
and thereby lost the game. Their er-
rors, although not very numerous, were
very costly. The batting of Seery.
Glasscock, Mexican and Tebeau were
the only features of a rather dull game.
Score.
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BEANEATERs FIND KEEFE.
They Bat Him Effectively and
Defeat the Senators Easily,

Defeat the SenatOrS Easily.
BosToN, Aug. 24.--The Bostons began
10 bat Keefe effectively in the fourth
inning to-day. and from that time out
had the game won easily. They made
three runs in the ninth as sort of
clincher. CIarkson let up in the last
two innings, and the Senators made
four hits and three runs, none of the
latter being earned. Arthur Irwin made
a brilliant catch in the first. but outside
of that played poorly. Smith played
great game until the ninth inning, Whea
he made two of his errors. Attendacen
4.212. Score:
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Earned rum Chicago l stolen bases, Ryan,
Anson; first base on balls, Van Haltren,
Rowe, Beckley; first base on errors, Chicago
3, Pittsburg /; left on bases. Chicago 6, Pitts
Kuehne, Calvin 8: double play. Kuehne.
Beckley and Carroll: passed ball. Farrell;
wild pitch, Tener; hit by pitched ball, Car
Toll; time, 80; umpire, Lynch.
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Cincinnati ...1 O O o %
Brooklyn 2 O o O o 2 o 9 *-6
COWBOYS CoRNERED.
The Athletics Bunched Their
Hits and Win the Game.

KANSAS CITY, Mo-, 24.-The Ath-
letics punched their hits to-day and
the Cowboys did not, although they hit
them oftener and harder than their op-
poncnts. The four runs made by the
Athletics in the eighth were ell made
after Manning had failed to accept
a chance to retire the visitors. The bat
ting of Seward, Long and Alv0rd was
the feature of the game. Sc6ret
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25

Earned runs, st. Paul 8. Minneapolis l;
lwobase hits, Carroll, Werrick. Hudson;
home run, Meekin; bases stolen, Foster, Min
nehan, Miller: double play, Hanrahan, Dug
dale and Minnehan; bases on balls by Hud
son 2, by Meekin 5; hit by pitcher, Hengle,
Drische1, Halves; struck out, by Hudson 8:
by Meekin 8; passed ball, Broughton; wild
pitches, Meek n 8; left on bases, Minneapo-
lis 5, ST Paul 5; first base on errors, Mime
lpolis; time, 2:1O; umpire, Briody.
TO-DAY'S GAME.
The st. Paul and Minneapolis teams
will play the game postponed from July
81 this afternoon, beginning at $3.50.
The batteries will be Tuckerman and
Tanner and Duke and Dugdale. There
is intense feeling between the clubs,
and every point of the game will be con-
tested.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25
ChaIIeneed by the Alerts.

:. The st. Paul Alerts have deposited
with the GLOBE $40 as forfeit for
game with the st. Paul Picketts for $50
side and the entire gate receipts, Sun
day, Sept. l.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25

Very Short skirts are favored by
Partisan ladies whose edict dominates
lie beau monde. Over these Is worn
short loose coat lined with silk match
ing the skirt In color.
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DARNBROUGH is A DAISY.
Denver's Pitcher Razzles the Mis-
SOurianS.

SOurianS.
DENVER, Col, Aug. 24.-The Denver
and st. Joseph teams met to-day, and
the latter was defeated, owing princi-
pally to the work of Darnbrough in the
box, which he took in the second, after
McNabb had been hit on the forearm
by hot liner. Only two hits were
made off him in the seven innings he
pitched. The score:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25

There seems no limit to the variety Of
dress materials in vogue at present.
Semi-transparent wooIens, rdelaines,
beiges, fancy silks, ETC.. swell the list Of
novelties, whose naWe Is legion. y
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25
New York 40 Q l o 3 o 50
Philadelphia. o O 0 0 0-3

Earned runs, Philadelphia ?, New York / !;
two-base hits, Sanders, Hallman, Ewing,
Ward, Richardson. Whitney; three-base hit,
Ward, Whitney; first base on balls, Tiernan
2, Ewing, Common 2, Whitney; first base on
errors, Philadelphia 1. New York a; left on
bases, Philadelphia 8, New York ~: struck
out Sanders. Mulvey. schriver, Gleason,
Deefe; double plays. Whitney, Richardson
and Common; wild pitch, WEIGH; time, 1 80;
umpire, McQuaid.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25

Earned runs, indianapolis !. Cleveland 2;
two-base hits. Seery. Bassett, Glasscock 2,
Faatz; home runs, Mexican, Tebeau: first
base on balls, Seery, Daily, Bassett; first base
on errors Cleveland; left OH bases. Indianap-
oils 6. Cleveland q struck out Seery, An
drews, McGeachy, Denny 2, Tebeau, Faatz:
double play, Radford and Faatz; passed
balls, thinner 2; time, ;35; umpire, Wicker
.IOSp
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Sd 81 ID ID > II .
kansas City...2 o Q o / o 6
Athletics 20 O O o 8 40

Earned runs, Kansas City 4, Athletics 2;
Lyons. Seward: thrse-base Hits, Alvord q
Slearns, Hoover; home run. Seward; stolen
basos, Long, Hamilton, Ste4rns; first base on
balls, off S&artsel 4, Seward Z; struck ept.
by Seward 8, Swartael ! passed ball. Hoover:
time, hours; umpire Goldsmith.
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Rain Stops the Tourney.

NEWPORT. R. l., Aug. M.-Rain pre-
vented all play in the tennis tournament
TO-DAY.
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*Robinson out for colliding with Boyle.

TIt0OTt1s0I 0tI CoIt1oITIS
Earned run, Baltimore; twobase hits
Latham, Shindle, Comiskey, Robinson: home
run, 0'Neill; double plays, Holland, Mack
and Tucker, Holland and Tucker; frst-base
on balls, off Chamberlain 3. Kilroy l ; hit by
pitcher, Chamberlain; struck out by Kilroy
l. Chamberlain 81 passed ball, Tate; wild
pitch, KilrOy; time, 2:10; umpire, Holland.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25

Earned runs, Omaha 6, Sioux City s.; two
base hits. Caravan. Flanagan; double plays,
Black to Brosnan to Burdick, Walsh to An
drews, Cleveland to Walsh to Andrews,
Brosnan to Howell; bases on called balls, off
hit by pitched ball, by CLARK L: struck out, by
CLARK 5, Flanagan 8; wild pitch, Clark l;
time Of game ESQ; umpire, Dorscher.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25

Earned run, Des Moines; two-base hits,
Morrissy Patton, Code, Traff1ey; stolen
base, Council; double play. Mills to Shoch;
bases on balls, Poorman, Connell, Smith 2,
Macular; struck out, by Griffith 3; passed
ball Cody; pire. McDermott; time, l :O5.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25

Earned runs, New York 8, Philadelphia l;
two-base hits, Gore, Ewing, Thompson, Null
vey; three-base hit, Ward; home run, Con-
Thompson; first base on balls. Gore, Tiernan,
Ewing, Connor Richardson, Mailman, Myers,
Clements; first base Oh errors, Philadelphia
l left on bases, New York 3.Philadelphla 7;
2 Farrar, Anderson q double plays, Fogarty
and Farrar, Mailman, Myers and Farrar, Myers
and Farrar. O'Day, Ward and COnnor; hitby
pitched ball, Myers, Buffinton; time, 2:19:
umpire, McQuaid.
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CALLED IN THE SIXTH,
\esIt tie Brewers Had Lead Of
Two Runs.

MnwAuKEE, Wis. Aug. M.-Tosdays
game was called in the last half of the
sixth Inning, Yhen Des Mones had made
poured down iptorrents. Score:
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

AM NNICAN kiCDOCIAIIONs
There is precisely a difference of
game and a half between st. Louis and
Brooklyn, and 1t really begins to look as
though the Bridegr0oms would take the
flag. The Browns have but few games
more at home, while the Brooklyns
finish the season with long series on
its native heath. The clubs are in this
order:
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HAD TO FIGHT FOR 1T.

The Browns Get the Best of the
Orioles.
ST. LOUIS, Aug. 24.-St. Louis won
to-day game, but not without strug-
gle. Kilroy pitched and was not hit
hard until the end of the game Score:
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YELLOW AS OCHRE.

Cornhuskers Play a Rank Game
and Pay the Penalty.
OMAHA, Neb., Aug. 24.-Rotten play
ing by Sioux City and hard hitting by
the Omahas tells the story of to-day's
Uqmn
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Games To-Day.

Minneapolis at st. Paul
Des Moines at Milwaukee.
Sioux City at Omaha.
st. Joseph at Denver.
Brooklyn at Cincinnati.
Athletics at Kansas CITY.
Baltimore at ST, Louis.
Columbus at louisville,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-25

IL ICQulICS uCIVC ClllCCuI GU Will
a given quantity of conscience to
compound perfect balancing self
overhauling mixture, such as a
business man must swallow as med
ieine, to produce that state of
healthyreaction, the first symptoms
of which make themselves apparent
in the voluntary confession, 81 have
made Mistakes All Of the egotist'
must be eliminated from his sys-
tenn, all pessimistie germs Gf any
must be absolutely destroyed; he
must be brought to believe in the
city in which he lives, in the peo-
pie with whom he comes in daily,
business contact, and most firmly
must he believe in himself.
* **- - ~ ="
We are now between the Summer
and Fall Seasons, next week will
bring us to Autumn's frontier; be-
fore exploring that unknown terri
tory, it is in order to undergo a
rigorous self-examination, to '1ook
back and take a mental inventory
of the past seasons doings and
divide mistakes from successes so
that we carry none Of the former
into another season; if errors are
to be made, let them be on entirely
different lines to the old ones; let
them lean to that side of virtue that
results in trying to introduce new
and better things into our business.
Notably in our cutting depart
ment have we left much behind that
experience taught us was not good
enough to be in keeping with the
enormous volume Of patronage that
we received last season, and we
have gathered in new men and new
methods that is newer, bet
ter and more progressive. Business
is no longer an experimental VEN
ture with us; our fame is estab-
lished, and we cannot afford to have
any but the best cutting talent
around us. 1t is ours and yours to
commence another season with.
~ ~ =. ~ ~
The same may be truthfully said
Of our tailors.
~ ~ ~ - -
Mistakes were made last season
in too cramped a space being de-
voted to the display of our Woolens;
that will be changed before an
other week.
y. ~ ~ ~ -
Of the coming seasons stock we
will say nothing; that has always
been bright and attractive. This
is chapter of mistakes.
Now our floor is swept and gar
nished; we are in a ferment of inn
provement. This is the last week
Of Summers business. Those who
will may buy pretty much as they
please as regards price. Next week
finds us ready for Fall. We have
confessed our mistakes and out of
their ashes will arise Phoenix Like
strong Merchant Tailoring Monu-
ment for Competition to gaze at
with awe and admiration.
MIS- :
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-01-10
We are asked to state the number of

We are asked to state the number Of
soldiers now in the soldiers home at
Dayton, Ohio. We have in hand a
morning report of that institution for
December IA. The total number IL s.
1858. OF this number there wero pres
ent for duty 1858; and 1910 on the sick
list. Some 726 are out on leave of ab-
sence, visiting relatives and friends.
The amount of rations consumed by
this institution is enormous. Contracts
have just been let for the three months
Of January, February and March, 1889.
Dayton firms appear to secure most Of
the awards. On breakfast bacon and
shoulders Al 900 pounds are contracted
for; mutton, 80, 600 pounds; sausage, IL
900 pounds; pig tongues, 10000 pounds;
beef cattle, 800 head; coffee, $1,000
pounds; macarona, 900 pounds; frozen
fish, 13 500 pounds; sugar cured hams,
&c. 900 pounds; tea, SO, 900 pounds; mince
meat, $500 pounds; salmon trout, 5000
pounds; chewing tobacco, 1000 pounds;
sugar, $4,000 pounds; cheese, 10000
pounds; butter, 45, 900 pounds; flour, Il
$50 barrels. These are only a few speci-
men articles that are contracted for
1t will be observed that the supply is
evidently equal to the demand Ec.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-01-10

Why Is II that there are a class Of
people who make themselves so thor
oughly unhappy as those do who culti-
vate spirit of spite and jealousy? And
it is surprising TO what an extent some
people will allow themselves to be gov
erned by this spirit until it shows IT.
self in their every action. Instead OF
trying to overcome and live above these
things-as every honest, truth-loviDg
person should do-their love for their
own dear selves and their desire for no.
tOrlety over reaches every other con-
sideration, and at no time or place do
they ever seem forgetful of the self-im-
posed task, that of indulging in little,
scheming tricks that they imagine will
exhalt themselves, and hurt the repu-
tation of the victims Of their hate. If
such persons would spend more Of their
time In an honest endeavor to make
their own lives a success, they would
have less time to waste in practicing
their jealously against those who are
successful; and past experience should
teach them that In their industrious
efforts to damage others they have only
lost ground themselves. Can anyone
afibrd to lose all the sweetness out OF
their lives and cheat themselves out OF
all true happiness by indulging such a
spirit? Those who have such false ides
of life truly are to be pitied. e.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-01-10

The supreme court of Iowa, in a de-
cision on a case, we believe, involving
the right to sell cider, has made broad
gauge declaration as to what COM
prises intoxicating liquor in the eye of
the law. The court says:
''rhe statute provides that the words
Intoxicating liquors" as used therein
shall be construed to mean, alcohol,
wines, beer, spirituous, vinous and malt
liquors, and all intoxicating liquors
whatever. Alcohol is, therefore, an
intoxicating liquor, regardless of the
fact that the quantity drank at any
time would not have that effect. It is
immaterial in statutory sense, what
effect alcohol may have on the human
system, it is intoxicating liquor. How
ever much it may be diluted or dis
guised it SO remains, simply because
the statute SO declares. The liquor in
question contains alcohol and, there
fore, as a matter of law was intoxicat-
ing"
This decision, if followed to its literal
meaning, would destroy the sale OF
vinegar in Iowa, as well as potato soup,
for about the vilest whisky distilled is
made from the potato.-Rttsburg Post
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-01-10
England Retaliating.

New YORK, Dec. 3l.-Mr. Smalley cables
the Tribune as follows: "What the president
and secretary of state have to consider is the
meaning and intention of Lord Salisbury's
act, the reason why he keeps the British lega-
ton in Washington vacant He does it as an
act of retaliation for Lord Sacksville's dis
missal. 1t is made as an offense. It will be
deemed all over Europe humiliation to the
United States. 1t is not a question of bust
ness, but of delicacy, of self-respect, of ma
tional dignity. Unless Phelps is recalled, and
recalled at once, Europeans win say and
Americans will have to admit that their gov
ernment cares nothing for National dignity
and is devoid of self-respect.n
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-01-10
KILLED BY A BURGLAR.
AWealthy Citizen of Hannibal, Missouri,
Murdered in His Own Bed

A Wealthy Citizen of Hannibal, Missouri,
Murdered in His Own Bed.
HANNIBAL, Mo-, Dec 31-A. j. Stillwell,
one of the wealthiest and most prominent
citizens of Hannibal, was murdered in his
house early Saturday morning. Mr.. Still
well and his wife returned home about IL
o'clock Saturday night from party, and
retired soon afterward At 2 o'clock Mrs
Stillwell was aroused by her husbands voice
calling to her, Fanny, is that your This
was succeeded by the sound Of something be-
ing whirled through the air and the footsteps
of someone running away. Lighting the gas
Mrs Stillwell discovered her husband lying
on his bed in pool of blood, with CHASTITY
wound in his head.
The neighbors were hastily notified, but on
their arrival Mr.. Stillwell was dead. Matches
were found strewn around the room, and
the door at the rear of the house was ajar.
In the alley were found Mr.. Stillwell, $
pocketbook, $S5 in money, and the bloody
ak with which the murderer had accom-
plished the deed. 1t is believed that the
murderer was a burglar, who entered the
house during Mr. and Mrs. Stillwell's abb
sence and secreted himself until he thought
they were sound asleep, and upon being in
terrupted by Mr.. Stillwell, killed him to
avoid capture
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1889-01-10
wanted Him TO Take More Exercise


Scene: Office of pompous doctor
who knows 1t all. Enters tired man.
who drops into a seat, and says that he
wants treatment. The doctor puts on
his eyeglasses, looks at his tongue,
feels his pulse, sounds his chest, and
then draws up to his full height and
says: "Same old story, my friend
Men can't live without fresh air. No
use trying 1t. could make myself a
corpse, like you are, by degrees, II sat
down in my office and didn't stir. You
must have fresh air; you must take
long walks, and brace up by staying
out of doors. Now, / could make q
drug store of you, and you would think
I was a smart man, but my advice to
you Is to walk, walk, walk"
Patient-"But, DOCTOR"
Doctor-'That's right. Argue the
question. That's my reward. OF course
you know all about my business. Now,
will you take my advice? Take long
walks every day, several times day,
and get your blood in circulation"
Patient-"I do walk, doctor. L"
Doctor -" "0f course you walk. ]
know that; but walk more. Walk ten
times as much as you do now. That
will cure you.n
Patient-"But my business"
Doctor --"0f course your business
prevents 1t. Change your business, SC
that you will have to walk more
What is your business?"
Patient-'I am letter carrier"
Doctor-paralyzed-"My friend, per.
NIT me to once more examine your
tongue. " Washington World.