Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1889-12-19
THEY SAY
That she sings like a nightingale.

That a young couple of Iuka will
soon go on "bridal tower.n
That Prof. Elicit ~ a harpisl is
success. You bet.
That hell hath no fury like woman
scorncd.
That a certain young man Is engaged
In weaving" now. Mhal next
That the man who gives the shortest
measure in this world will want the
longest harp in the next.
That = mans ideal girl is one who
does not know she is pretty. and then
ne spoils his ideal BY telling her she is.
That We write our "Farewell" for
the issue OF December 26th, 1889, it
being our last.
That J. NJ. D. Miller has found his
scissors. Now say that advertising
don't pay.
That Prof. Dean will mortgage his
old hat so that be can go to jackson
next week.
That they will have an elevated rail.
road in Iuka in the near future. Walter
will be the conductor.
| That Rev. j. W. Bell will preach at
the Methodist church the coming year
This is good news.
That she was at the concert looking
sweeter than ever. Somebody else
thought SO too.
That Mr.. Rufus Castleberry will sue.
coed in his proposition in the near
future.
That he has very strong notion o
gong into the laundry business. Won't
he make good washer-womanp
That we are like pumpkin blossom.
We deny the charge, our hair ia
auburn if you please.
That Brother Skinner will preach in
the Baptist church the coming year.
Glad to hear it.
That he gave her his photograph.
She wanted it to hang up in the dining
room to scare the flies of the table.
That Geo.P. Hammerley on the back
OF an envelope means $50 pay Ham.
merley," and don't you forget it.
That in the prohibition party young
men and old fail to vote Loyalty, hut
the women are ever true to lsan.
That withissome men al the dollars
are copper cents when spent for thena-
selves, anu golden eagles when spent
for their families. Korrect.
That he passed the note to her at the
concert and received verbal answer.
1t must have been a good one for he
smiled all over his face.
That "distance lends enchantment 10
the view, and robes the mountain in it's
azure blue" That's what we though,
when we saw her horseback riding.
That Prof. Dean told us:we could at
tend the concert free of charge on our
good looks. We availed ourself Of the |
opportunity.
That the young folks should marry
in haste ard repent at leisure. just SO,
when poverty comes in The door love
flies out Of the window.
That he said to her ON the eve OF his
departure:
"When other friends around thee flow.
And all will joyful be,
Then memory would this favor ask,
To sometimes think of Johnnie."
That Brother Luther AcKeown lon't
Ike to see three young ladies going to
church together while be is anywhere
near. We suppose not. for he always
invites the third one TO g.. with him
That one Of the. chief differences be-
tween : man and woman y that the
man will carry homo fourtsea- pound
turkey. and woman viii have paper
Of needles sent home N : big wagon.
That gentleman eams into our
sancsnm. with : frown upon his brow.
and threatened to throw us out Of thu
window. We said Re walked with
youae ladies.
That certain young man wants 10
pat pressnt on the Xmas tree fcF
svery young lady II town. Please send
n your name - carly = possible 70
syoid confusion Old maids need not
apply.
1hst
gome % u church inst ior ! walk;
Some 50 tllsre ~ laugh and talk;
Same 20 ther9 for speculation;