Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-02-19
Various Items.


1t was a wise tradesman who said
that lie didn't mind how much his Gus
toners kicked agains his bills as long
as they footed them.
"Why does Diana get more beaux
than I?'' asked the elder sister. ssI
don't know, unless she is a little ar2
cher said mamma, with a culver of
her lips.
The Baptists of Virginia contem-
plate establishing an orphanage at
some pointin the southwest. Wythe-
Vile has offered to give $40, 900 if it
is located there.
For lame back, side or chest, uso shiloh-s
Porous Plaster. Price 25 cents. Sold by c..
Frank Jones.
A Aphysician has discovered that the
older man grows the smaller his
brain becomes. This explains why
the young men know everything and
the old men know nothing.
GROUP. wHooPING .CoUGII and Bron.
Shitis immediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure
Sold by c. Frank Jones.
The handmade cigarmanufactured
by John B. Haines, of this city, is a
most delightful cigar. He has a
large trade for them, keeping. five
men constantly employed in their
manufacture.- TVincheSter Times.
sLEEPLEsS NIGHTS, made miserable by
that terrible cough Shiioh's Cure is the REM
edy for you. Sold by G. Frank Jones.
An editor of an Iowa paper heing
asked Do hogs pay?'' says that a
good many do not; that they take
the paper for several years and then
not having paid cent for it, have
the postmaster send it back marked
refused" gone west," etc.
The native born elephant bids fair
to rival the great imported Jumbo in
size and weight; but it is pretty gem
orally known that nothing rivals the
greatremedY, DIR. BULBS Cough Syrup.
"What shall do, the maid cried.
He will be here tonight and my
hands are chapped, and he will hold
them. "Calm yourself dear, her
mamma replied, we've hottie of Sal
yation Oil.
SHILoH's COUGH and Consumption Cure
is sold by us on u guarantee. It cures Con-
sumption. Sold by C. Frank Jones.
Representative Lawler, of Chicago,
though Democrat, is so enamored
of federal power that he wants a ma
tional spelling law, and last week in
trodnced bill in the House provided
for tlropp pping the. final ues, me-
which form such words as epiiogue,
programme, hypocrite, and coquette,
and for substituting for ph in such
words as phantom. We recommend
to Representative Lawler the C. B.
Rouss phonetic spelling. It is the
simplest and most expressive mode
that has come under our notice
Some day or other it will be adopted
by all the people.-Win. Times.
A young mother must have some
rest. But how is this to be accom-
plished, when the baby is restless and
cries constantly? Simply by using
DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup, Price only
% cents.
If we were permitted to give a
word of advice to sufferers from ma
laria, we would enioin upon them the
use VI 14dAadOF, ,Ine '8OlQen@ specific,
whose power over such ailments is
gratefully attested by thousands who
have tried it and been cured.
WILL YOU SUFFER- with Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint? /? Shiloh's Vitalizer is guar
anteed to cure you. Sold by c. Frank Jones.
1t is estimated that the new C. b.
Rouss mercantile building, now in
course of construction on Broadway
in the city of New York, will cost
S500,000. Besides this, the lots
costs S247, 900. With such heavy
expense, one would naturally sup
pose man would forget every con
cern but his own. and not for mo-
ment think of doing anythingo of a char
table kind, but not so with Charles
B. Last Friday night another agree
able surprise awaited the Union Fire
Company. Through Mayor Atkin-
son, they we're presented with $50
from their distinguished New York
friend, which was highly appreciated
and resolutions of thanks passed.
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