The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-01-03
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We tpH TIE tool pretty saasfi ttiitv
~het 30 eems ie msls trade With hlu.
= The ainsiss ~ho usrr,ed Eve ooupIs,
10 cee Gay ssla ~ SIS sfi,itg on q, 'eu
ksos gait
Whea ms1 lsiss pale, 10 sssurs you
iLu bs Is perfectly sos,er you usy l~ sufs
be- i partially dfuGs
--Issy h.ss potato so~i.ls' 10 ksess.
The hams msy he from the fact thai the
yosts isIis 20 there 70 pare.
~Issgssh ~ no man IL . prophet 10
his ovn coan,rf. Why would :, moi BE-
policy ior wlssins 70 emigrs,e1
Hello Mo.e., sol'. De matter sid
,sf~ Indigestion. "fio~s ds,f" Il
hsle'i hsd nuiLio' 10 aliest lately"
L,sysf-l have ny opinion Of 700.
ciiiseo We'll soH oss Keep IL The last
opisIos ! 90, iron you cost me $50
= oss gree, trouble With those Who 90
10 the bad ia ths, they DO no, think 10
provide themselves With return ticket
-."Mamms. What is the matter with my
,bsuhf |, hpris me every time squeeze
~ Don't squo,Ea Il dear" But II ]
dopi sqs@E' IL. 10. eau tell whether j.
LBtsFf
--aash.od (-eserel,) What more
mchty supposc sss dead --yon'i have
20 heg tr your cash Wife tcslmlyl--
"ls ~ouidn't be As ibonsh bad never I'd
Soy pfseiice, sit. "
S. Peter Euitr Why do you hesi-
ia,a' New Spirit dont see any usher.
"Ne have no ushev here Sit where You
please. dear me- How different heaven
i. from church
Yong Tinis lfniDt hearted Just
ihiuk, angel mine, how poor an Why
what coali make OF your" She lbra,ely
We'll yon could make Mrs. TITLES o,
me II Won had any nerve
--1aore are other ~bite caps which in
spire even CRATER terror than those OF Ohio
and Indians. They are usually epcoun.
tered by The fellows who insist npon using
sshoe I4iioasr foi night key.
- HOuselesper Professor, have you any
sus gesiious si,b regard TO my brick y
brsc that yoa thiBk would assist the ar
iisiic fleet 81 my bousp2 Professor--l
wou'd suggest the sdvissbiIi,y & an Ruc-
iion sale.
Ann, was making Christmas presents.
20. dear. this doesn't look nictl' ssid she
LATHE Helen, looking or. remarked 10
sympa,hizlng tone: "0h, well suntie, YOU
can give II 10 some one Who is mar
sighted"
Patti Sleeps twelve hours ont Of every
wenty four That u where she las the
advantage over those who want TO hear her
wsrble. They have 10 hustle at least six
teen bours out Of theiseuty- ioar to secure |
the sberesitb.
-Giutn - bilit, they are waiting for |
the miui.tet) Hsdn't better skip tut
and see what is the matter, my dear? The
minister should have been here twenty |
miuutes age. Bride = No. George; yen
stay right where you are.
He crying to play the trump csrd)-
"As passed your house last even ny ]
thought heard Az angel sing" She
tsiifis Il was at the theatre last evening. |
Mrs Mnlhooly aud her twins we're . our
house visiting The cook T"
-"Well, DAvie, did you enjoy your v.sit
10 the musenmp' Eyes. mamma" "Do
you remember any Of the nice things you
'asT "Oh. yes, lois OF them And
can you tell me what they were cslled?"
YES; mos. Of them were called 'Esnds
on"
SIR" said Mr. Shaw, the foremost
$50 I Nottingham. TO Mr. Gla1s; ne
The o.aet day. Il have attended all ', ur
~ concentrations aud listened 10 All
your .eeches fot the last fifteen ye rs"
''ihen, replied Mr.. Gladstone, you do
serve my sineerest pity /"
Little Dorothy had bsen iut,rtly
"a ching her broth, r, an amateur artist
blocking nni laoisrape 10 his tk, CHI
b. :. Stilrolg she exclaimed II fnow
ubN Ir.aing ~" "well, Dot. What is
~ Drawing is ,hiaking and then
N vsinR r"anl the tbiuk.
They hal beeu discussing pl nolog,
and bumps and little Johnny. who had
been listening a,ieniively, encIain ed, "Pa,
I've got = hump." And what kind OF
bump have you golf" reior,ed jenkins,
ie!iehied 10 tho possession son With
! a 80 far above tops aud alley tore.
w eot the bump OF esiin."
"Yes u1cle Cicero. I've gcta Job for
rou, bat 4 consists 10 saving tha, pile Of
wood out there. I've no III for inaoors.'
well, sail. lee berry sorry, but Ill have
o decline. ssh. can't afford TO have the
'assing public think bet 90 lection. II
sould hnr, my reputation. sab. Good
lay. sab.
Long" John wen,wofih un once
INNING for efiee.ani heard tbs, bis politi
al opponents ~sre asserting that, II elect
"a, he would so.sn grs bis hand into th.
'itv iennry "M.y b IwilI. and may
se ! wont he ssraonicslh replied when
10 heard 81 The charge ''l,u, I'll tell yon
me ibins nobody else will set bis hand
n: III sit oa the cbist
--Rey. DR. A. T. Dapnina Of Boston tells
bis s,ory: lie vas visiting bis home IL
isise. ADD an old tglle~ 'o~nsman began
theological discussion With him. PAR
90, 'sii be, "tbe babe says that ID.
.Std made tbs sorIi 10 siI days. DO you