New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-08-13
THE TAIN or TRE DAY.


Innovation IS the order Of The DAY and therefors
the electric street Of Cambridge Mass have been
furnished with a plough. II isn't snow plouch
but rs efficacy shown the other day when n
newsboy who had fallen the track ahead Of a car
was shoveIlcd to one side speedily and without anx
broken bones.
seasonsble.-wlfe-Csn YOU give me some mone,
IIpisband--wh 90 YOU want It fors
W. want 10 bay new switch at the hair stora
III see you want me 10 make contribution %
the fresh hair fund.-(BOstOn Courier
All the monuments erccted at the battlefield n
Getty sburg 10 mark the positions Of the Pcnnsylvan
troops Will be dedicated on september II and 10 Of
the present year and there promises 10 DO srcs.
reunion OF the veterans on those DAYS.
A Wish Granted.-she-0h, my tooth schos iuH
dreadfully / don't why cannot be bon
without teeth
He-I think my dear that ~ you win look mp soma
authority on that point you VIII find thst most Of "a
aIe.-lOmaha World.
There is already some talk OF the tickets o! al
mission TO the Columbus Exposition Of 1892 In New.
York Why not try the plan which saved much
trouble and time al the Centennial Exposition IN
Philadelphia a 80 cent silver piece. STAMPED
with the arms OF Uucle sam. ticket Of admission
when dropped in the sOf OF tie box at the entrance
gates2
PoetlcalIy Expressed -wIbble-Dh YOU know tina.
| there was hole IN the bottom OF your shoe!
Wabble-Oh. yes But you shouldn't call hole:
WIbbc-Why,
Walble-Tecause e IS a sort OF window 10 tbs
solo-tTeirs iIauie Expr
Ties of charity as we'll as OF patriotism bind together
the East and the West The National Conference Of
Charities Will meet in San Francisco from september
II to September 1s. II Is expected that representa-
tlves OF every state ami Territory in tie Union viii
, be present.
Law Is supreme without doubt
The brain is mghter than the fist;
J John baics his arms and knocks Jake ont
y : And Is the champion pugilist:
: But law steps In behind the fray:
a d>xent tune the scrappers7 sing;
5 And GOFfnor Lowry IS to-day
Tn champion of the ring
-(Boston Courier.
California still continues TO have faith In tbs
heatlgiving properties Of the eucalyptus. Tbs
state Board Of Horticulture IS just now distributing
seeds which have been received from Australia Ola
large number Of varieties Of the famous tree.
Guest-And You are the proprietor OF this popular
boteI are Won Why was here last SUMNER and
don't think yOu owned il then. dl You -.
Proprietor-Oh no. was one OF me "al'ers' 'nousn
Thine.
The healing Of the great railway tunnel at Cumocr
land Can was knocked in a few days ago. Trains IN
passing through It will cross sections OF the states o.
Kentucky, Tennessee and Virginia.
"Ifs hard TO be left here alone said simpkins,
whose wifi. had gone away for the summer 'cT
seems kind o lonesome. does it' ,
Yes. inen.ey lonesome Every thing around
me seems 10 wear an air Of melancholy ,,
"Yes I notice H. Even that boitle on r ane inaneE
piece seems low spirited 7-(Arkansaw Traveller.
There +, a iolorous interest in the annals Of an
undertaker5 business. Jacob Coover. an undertaksf
Of ChamLersbure Penn. who died on August 9. sa'ea
Just before he died that he had buried in nineteen
years 5000 persons
A gentleman who went into the country 10 visi.
II tho
weeks of The season, was amused by the following
question from hi. wife Peter. did you ~aer ,o Ms
von!" Yes" the quick reply, " put on my
macintosh and rubber boots held an sISfa s esSs
my head. and s:rnk!ed the movers iaiInluiS eS'u
morning and vennc7-(BostOn Budget
Nevada IS croauiny under her Stale taxation and
thecor, lamcnfs dm,n Shng populat on and lessen
ing wealth. She is prematuIely Old" says The Pha-
delpha Record the drled-up dwarf In the ssterhood
of young lovely and blooming states! Where Is the
elixir that viii renew Nevada's life p
Rfvay-rir,t Proud Mother-wen nv Ella has as
u ns1 re do 10 a I.eacne baseball pitcher
second Proud Mothcr-My Carrie has done better
r p. Md like to know how. 49,,
5. p. M.she's engaged to me young man E t,,,
took the prize for manly beauty at th' c"ui'h idir
last wntcr.-lBoSt9n OOu'ltr
Baron Munchausen. who has just returned from an
Interesting visit 70 Mur's Glacier In Ma'ka re-
nortS that he took wonderful picture OF the glaflr
with his photogl aphi" camera. dlspa'eh 10 lne
Philadelphia Pre- concerning his hrSt shot AZ INC
glacier with the camera SAYS: lie was si~uM ny
. most remarkable, result. II the phantom OF
great city, with rows of high warehouses. factories
with high chimney stately residences aud elesans
church spires Various were the cOniectulcs as 10
the locality from which the shadow was evolved
Victoria seattle Portland and san Francisco were an
suggested. bu, none met the requirements NJ last q
French Canallan Recognized the Windsor Hotel inc
dome Of The Lew Catholic Cathedral near tire hotel
and Nore Dame, with Mount Royal in tie distance
The mysterious city was The phantom Of Montreal
nearly 1000 miles away
After Elbow Ro0m.-Eastcrn Man-NO Use. ] can't
stand this cr0wding any longer NV beautiful garea
has been shut IN three sides, and now iouf.n
house Is going up shall sell and start for ne
West the f,e, sunny West. where there Is plenty Oh
elbow room.
same Man e. week afclwad in Dugout City. kanl
l called in u make inquiry about places OF
residence hee. -, a..
Agent O,r,klvl-YeS. sir. have some OF the hnes'
fats you ever saw.--tNs@-fork Weekly