The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-07-26
BRIGaT BITS.

WAITER" said Bunsby, did you say this
was beef BROTH"
YES, sir, !" said the waiter.
Then take it bac and bring me bowl Of
hot water. I think it will be little stronger"
-Phaddsiphfd Inquirer.
ONE of the severest cyclones ever experienced
visited a portion of the west the other day, but
no property was destroyed. Eastern men held
such heavy mortgages on al the farms in the
uelghoOrnood that tIe cyclone couldn't bulge
em.-NOrrfst0toa Herald.
THE DoCroRs AGREED. -Skeptic-Did you
ever know two doctors to agree?
Medical Student after rehections)-Y -e-s;
once.
Where was itYa
AT a post norton. Mem York Weekly.
The CoPYRIeHr QuEsrIoN.-Audi Alteram
Partem.-Mrs. Golighty- You're getting on
splendidly in the literary world, hear, Mr..
Author.
Author-Well, yes; think l may say I am.
They We begun to pirate me in America already.
That's what l like to see.-Jtsdy
FAVORABLE SIGS-Mr. Scooter Congratulate
me, old boy!
Dir. Copley- Aha-so the fair Clara has con
Mr.. Soot-r-Yaas That is, y know, she
asn't exactly said ye.-but her father was
looking me up in Brddstreet'S this morning, so
guess it's a go.-BostoR Beacon.
Mrs. GABo-What is the matter with my
husband?
Doctor Nothing, except that he needs
Change. prescribe opiates and rest.
Mrs Gabb-Shan l give him the opiates at
once?
Doctor-Oh, the opiates are not for him; they
are for you-Oaoe a Week.
.",WEERE's your pa, SOnny'"
He's OUT
Ma in?''
''No; she's out"
Brother in?"
mo; he's out"
Then you re the only one in?'
Nav; amt ia; thr out. side OUT I'm just
left on bases. "-Burdette.
BEEN THERE BEFORE Guest lat Mrs. De
Fas lions Musica )-dercy What are all
these wsshbOiers, and fat-irons, and things iu
the parlor r?
Mrs. De Fashion Chelpesslyl-I had to get
them. The leader OF the orchestra came here
at the last minu and refused to play unless [
furnished those things for tle anvil chorus. He
said he was bound TO have one selection heard
above the conversation. -NeW York Weekly
IN THE Book SroRE-Clerk-I did not quite
catch the title you asked tor, madam.
Mrs Boominoil with asDerityl-I asked, sir,
for copy of The Arstocrat at the Breakfast
Table" OF course don't need n book of that
nature from which to CLEAN rules regarding ne
correct etiq ueete of tne ealthy at their N ;,
but lie to glance through such publications.
for my own nusement.
Clerk (half -neartedly, and with a trace of be-
will erment)-Was the authors name Holmes
madam
mrs. COMMODITIES, sir; 1 think it was
Puck
A CERTAIN author has a son, Rob, who is
greatly nterest.d in traffic, and who, when he
is not swapping" an article, is conjurng up
some other possibility of trade. One day Rob
was walking with his father, when an acquaint-
auce met them and asked:
~ where can get the last book you pub
| lishedP"
40 any BOOKSTORE" was the answer. Buy
| it, do, and increase the SALE
Cant afford that, was the iOcOSe reDly.
"Oh, yes you can. They've put il into paper,
| and you can get it for so CO is.
And how much of that so do you get-1O?
| No. cant think OF contributing to your sup
| port to that extent
Pa" whispered Rob nudging his fathers
elbow, TASK him if he wouldn't rather split the
| ditference-sive you cents and not read the
| book at all-YoWth'S Companion