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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05
WISE AND UNWISE.

y
it my money? Elvira-John, L love
you both.
WHEN dude is ear-sightedg and
half-witted he gets on very well with
half an eye-glass.
THE unmarried females of the coun-
try will be much interested in the work
of the Patrons of Husbandry.
THE "Forty- of California
were PAM Americans, though some
pan'd out better than others.
LENA (from New York City)-And
you are going to marry, Ella? Ella
Yes, thought I would for while.
"MUcILAGE trust been formed" said
Jags to Gags Somebody's going to
get stuck" was the prediction that
followed
THERE is rumor that the senior
class at Harvard University is deterio-
rating, and the election of a negro as
class orator seems to give color to it.
FRIENDS Jennie's husband good
provider? Motherin-law - Immense
They've been married only about five
years and they have a whole houseful
of children.
"WHY," said the husband, "do you
wear the hair of another woman on your
head?" "Why," retorted his better
half, "do you wear the skin of another
calf on your hands?"
Mrs. WATTS - Mothers birthday
comes next week, and want to make
her present. What would you sug-
gest? Mr.. Watts-If / had my way
I'd give her nice, heavy tombstone.
DIGGrNs-Do you see that portly
man over there by the door? Virgins
Yes; tine-looking man. Diggins
takes life easily. Wiggins as
if he did. Diggins-He does; he's a
doctor.
GENIAL host-Pathrick, me bhoy,
you've had quite enough to dhrink.
Take me advice; when ye get to the
take the first, because, begorra, there's
only one.
MISTRESS - It's singular we didn't
catch any mice last night. Did you
set the trap, Bridget? Bridget did,
mum. set it forninst the cheese, and
thin covered it over wild an old hat o
that the mice couldn't see it.
AGENT-Mr. Moneymuch, can l sell
you a phonograph, the greatest inven.
ton of the age? The machine will guar
antee to talk 200 words per minute,
and Mr. Moneymuch- Thank you,
sir, but / don't need it. The sewing
circle meets twice per week ut our
house.
A NICE plaything for children:
Mrs. Bandbox-You said the train
l should take leaves at 10 30, didn't
you? Ticket Agent-Yes, madam; and
think I've told you that about ten
times already. "Yes, know you have,
but my little boy says he likes to hear
you talk"
FOND father-Harry, you have been
waiting on Miss Watson for over year.
Why don't you marry her? Harry
She isn't emotional enough. Fond
father-Great Scott, boy, what do you
want with an emotional woman? The
crown of my head is as bare as bill
lard ball. Your mother was an emo
tional woman.
PARIsHIoNER-Deacon, doan't hab
much faith in dat new minister wot yo
got fo' our church from down Richmond /,
he has dun prayed fo' rain for fo' weeks
and not drap has felled yet. Deacon
Yes, Bre'r Willyums, but it hab
rained pow'ful hard at Richmond, an
guess de Lawd hab dun fo'gotten dat
de minister hab changed his place oh
residence
NOT INSIrRED
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

By local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is only
one way to cure Deafness, and that is by con
sututlonal remedies. Deafness is caused by
an H. famed condition of the mucous lining Of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tuba gets in
ilamed you have rumbing sound or imper-
Iect nearing, and when il is entirely closed
nation can be taken out and this tube rest turcd
toits normal condition. hearing will be de
stroyed foreVer; nine cases out of ten are
famed condition of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred ID liars for any
cannot cure by taking Halls Catarrh Cure
Send for circula s, tree.
+. j. CHENEY tS Co., Toledo, q.
tE Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

Advertising patent medicine in the peculiar
way in which the proprietor of Kemp's Balsam
for Coughs and Colds does, it is indeed won.
derful. He authorizes all druggists to give
those who call for it a sample bottle Free, that
they may try it leforo purchasing. The Large
Bottles are SOC. and 81. We certainly would
advise n trial. 1t may save you from con.
sumption.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

and comfort follows the use of Syrup Of Figs,
iy cleanse the system when costiva or bilious.
For sale in Soc. and 81 bottles by all leading
druggists.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

Never ridicule sacred things, or what 9TH
ers may esteem to be such, however absurd they
appear to be.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05
Interested People.

Never court the favor of the rioh by flatter-
ing either their vanities or vices.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

Always take the part of an absent person
who is censured in company, so far as truth
and propriety will allow
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

Millions of women use Dobbinss Electric
Soap daily, and say it Is the best and cheapest
wrong, one iaionly will show you. Buy bar
of your grocer and try it next Monday.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

Never think the worse of another on ac-
count of his differing with you in politics or
religious opinions.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

Never dispute with man more than sew.
enty years OF a-e, nor a woman, young or old,
nor an enthusiast.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

II afflicted with sore eyes nse DR.. Isaac Thomp
cons Eye Water. Druggists sell 2Sc per bottle
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

Oregon, the Paradise OF Farmers.
Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass and stock coun-
Try In tic world. Full information free. Ad-
dress Oregon Im'igrat'n Board. Portland. Ore.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

Never resent a supposed injnry till you
know the views and motives of the author of
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05
WOMAN's THOUGHTS ON MEN.
Barbara Thorne Describes Few Types of
the Genus Homo that She Has Encoun-
tered.

o comprehensive
a subject as this
can not be thor
oughly written up
in two OF three
articles. As L
write new views
of this question
follow each other
jim my mind in
quick succession.
AS something of
an offset to the
essays upon the
typical mother-in-
law, spinster, etc.,
L will submit
merely a cata-
logue of t h e
names of the few
types of men that
l have seen, each
o II Q o t which
W o ul d furnish
amusing mateyial
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

DIR, Pierces Pellets, one dose. Cure head
ache. constipation and indigestion.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05
You may sing of the beauty Of springtime
THAT glow ON the check Of the Young

You may sing of tae beauty of springtime
That glow4 on the check of the young,
But sing of a beauty that's rarer
Than any Of which you have sung.
The beauty that's seen in the faces
or women whose summer Is DER,
The autumn-like beauty that charms us
Far more than the beauty Of yore.
But this beauty Is seon too rarely. The faces
OF most women lose the beauty Of youth too
soon. Female disorders are like frosts which
come 10 nip the flowers which betoken good
health, without which there can be no real
fy themselves against the approach of the ter.
rible disorders 80 prevalent among them, by
using DR.. Pierces Favorite Prescription; their
ase." This remedy is a guaranteed cure for all
the distressing weaknesses and arrangements
peculiar 20 women.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

Never affect to be witty, or jet so as to
wound the feelings of another
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05

A MINNEAPOLIS man claims to have
invented a motor which will do all
kinds of kitchen work. 1t is under
stood to have no cousins,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1889-12-05


The moon beams calmly sifted down
Upon two tender things
Matilda Martha Robinson
And William Henry Bings.
The youth was smitten by her charms
And closer to her leant,
And having dared to kiss her, cried
at was an accident |"
"For shame young mani" exclaimed the
maid,
Withhold your compliments,
For well you know I'm not insured
Against these accidents" |"
Hap sand Mishaps.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-03-23
LIGHT FLASHES.

The fine plush set exhibited at
Mic Tengg's will be ratified en- Sum
day afternoon next at Turner hall.
3-2l-2t
sas- Bear in mind that Frank j. Bel
tel keeps builders hardware and lum-
Der, at the International and Great
Northern depot. 9-1l-ly
For nice steak, chop, or oysters,
go to Lang's Dining Parlor, No. 16
West Commerce street. Everything
% the best quality and at reasonable
prices. 3-l-2 wks
Indian Territory coal gives more
heat and less ashes than any coal in
the market. Telephone 1856, 22-2m
Pianos for rent by the month or
quarter. B. r. Frees & Co., Opera
house Music store. Lift
-Drs. M. X. and F. M. Taylor, Of
flee 402 Houston street. Tel.363 1l-6-1y
AT A. Kahn's. English cashmere
in all the leading shades SO inch wide
at 25c yard. 3-6-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-03-23

BOYS Jersey suits for spring.
If PANCOAST & Son.
The city circulation of the LIGHT
is still climbing up.
IF YOU want to reach the city
trade advertise in the LIGHT.
If you want good job printing call
at the LIGHT job office.
Monday, March 25th there will be
p picnic for the ladies at A. kahn's.
Another lot of all silk surah at A.
Kahn's, SO cents a yard.
Monday, March 18th, A. Kahn
will begin his grand bargain sale.
Mr.. Jess Bell, Jr., has ordered a
fine bicycle, which will soon arrive.
BE blessed and pay your news
paper bills.
Crowded house at the Fashion
last night. tt
Twin burner gasoline stove pa
Z. Houston street. Slit
New summer underwear and half
hose at Young IL Arnold. 3-2O-6G
New straw hats just received at
Young & Arnold. 3-2O-6t
-IJOOh Ill dU Ullc lldlluSOLIC lCCh-
wear at Young & Arnold. 3-2O-6t
-Wanted-A young lady, we'll re-
commended, to work in music store.
One who can sing and play preferred.
Apply in person. B. r. Frees & Co.,
Alamo Plaza.
Grand glove contest tonight be-
tween Harry Maynard, and an I'M
known light weight champion at the
Fashion tonight. tt
Bargains for cash, in furniture, at
Bottoms. 1-2S-1t
AT A. Kahn's Shelve oil cloth in
20 patterns at s l-3 cent per yard. 3-6tf
AT A. Kahn's, all the leading
shades of brocaded satins at SOC yard.
AT A. Kahn's, all shades in vel
veteen at 25c yard.
AT A. Kahn's, all wool albatross
at 4Oc yard.
AT A. Kahn's all wool Henrietta's,
40 inch wide in all the best colOrs, at
90 cents yard. 3-7-tf
AT A. Kahn's a full line of black
silks. 3-7-tf
Most novel line of elegant silver
ware ever introduced at
3-l8-tf BELL BROS.
See the favorite comedians,
Creelan and Woodville at the Fashion
theatre tonight. If
SALE OR EXCHANGE Valuable
farms, residences and business prop
erty, and cash for Texas properties.
e. H. SABIN. 5t*
Splendid success of the Atkinson
Sisters at the Fashion theatre. If
Trunk Factory, 223 Alamo Plaza.
Travelling Bags, Valises, Satchels,
Straps. Repairing done. H. Vogler
& Co. 3-lS I'm
AT A. Kahn's good bleach domes-
tic at cents yard. 3-7-tf
AT A. Kahn's good quality curtain
scrim at cents yard. 3-7-tf
The best furniture and more of it,
for the least money at Bottoms. If
AT A. Kahn's LonsdaIes bleach
domestic, yard wide, at IL cents
ward. Stiff
Look at our fine silver wedding
presents before you buy.
3.lS-tf BELL BROS.
If the weather and track are fav-
orable there will be 600 yard race at
the old race track next Monday after
noon between BUrnetts horse and a
Galveston horse for $500 side.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-03-23

JHUs q would you buy an old
WIN { style so-called refrigera-
~ "A tor, if you can get the
latest improved self ventilating Ice
berg at the same price? Let us eX-
plain their merits and you will have
DO other. The Iceberg is the only
self ventilating refrigerator made; the
system is patented, owned and eXclu-
sively controlled by the manufacture
ers and cannot be found in any other
make. Every Iceberg is sold with a
guarantee to give absolute satisfac-
ton. WAGNER & CHABOT,
Sole agents.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-03-23
DIR, S. BLAIR

Office at Duncan's drug store, 307
Main plaza offers his services to the
the citizens of San Antonio, Texas,
and the surrounding country. Office
hours II to u m, and to 8 p m, and
7 to SPIN. TeIepl one 276. All calls
promptly answered. 3l5-1y
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1889-03-23

0AI - For hno drinks,
OAGi- - 8 q. BALL. Main D .aZa.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1889-08-17
Hotel Arrivals,

The following are among the recent arrivals at the Florence Hotel:
 w. P. Blair, Dripping Springs; Chas. F. Hoff, Tucson; Robt Bowen, San Pedro; H. Buchanan, Tucson; c. M. Marshall, Casa Grande; H. H. Whar- ton, H. L. Wharton, Phenix; M. w. Harter, Casa Grande; Frank Humph- reys, Los Angeles; Julius Blitz,s Tue son; Hugh McCrum, San Francisco c. R. Peters, Tempe; F. H. Maxfeld, Jack Rabbit; Geo. w. Conner, H. Ditts, Phenix; Frank W. Gunsaulus, Chicago; Jno. A. Preswell, Fl Paso John Nissen, Riverside; Wm. Steffy De Noon; G. H. Sarrick and wife, Pi nal; H. B. Smith, Tucson; J. C. Woollomes, Jeff Bramlett, De Noon Geo. Reynolds, H. A. Chaplin, Robt Hughes, Casa Grande.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1889-08-17
Recovered the Money.

On the 31st day of July MT. J. B. McNeil of this place forwf rded pack age of money, containing $425, to Sil- yer King, by the stage driver. E. H. Williams, the driver on the division from De Noon to Silver King, report ed that he had been "held up" and the money taken from him, at a point between Final and Silver King An investigation failed to substanti- ate his statement but likewise pro- duced no proof of his own culpability, although he was strongly suspected of taking the money himself. He was was arrested and upon preliminary examination was discharged for want of evidence.
 A few days ago MT. McNeil received a note from Felix Leblanc, of Final, lntimating that strong clue to the perpetrator of the crime and probable whereabouts of the money could like ly be had for a proper consideration and MI. Geo. E. Evans was at once sent up to Pina1 to unravel the mys- tery. He met MT. Leblanc, who in formed him that Williams had ap- preached person at De Noon and of- fered to divide the spells if he would "hold up" the stage. This the person alluded to refused to do. One-half of the sum that might be recovered was demanded by MT. Leblanc on behalf of this unknown person, for his testi- mony, and it was promised him and finally paid. The mysterious person. age proved to be a young man named H. B. Gilkey, and he gave MT. Evans all the information he possessed in the ma r. MT. Evans thereupon sought the late stage driver and taxed him with taking the money, and by adroit hints made him believe that he knew more about the dark transaction than he really did. Williams at first as- sumed defiant attitude, but finally weakened and, upon promise of being given an opportunity to escape, he told MT. Evans that the money was in the manager of the stage stable at Sill yer King, where it was found, minus twenty dollars that Williams had used
 Upon the return of MT. Evans to Florence the District Attorney caused warrants to be issued for the arrest of Williams for the robbery and Le Blanc as accessory after the fact, and ex-sheriff J. P. Gabriel was deputizeC to fiLd the former, which he did or Thursday evening, near Kellogg's sta tion, 35 miles from Final, on the roac to Phenix, and brought him to th' county jail. Deputy P. Boscha brough down MT. Leblanc yesterday and Mir Gilkey was likewise brought here as { witness.
 The examination will probably take place to day.
 MT. Evans displayed commendabl detective ability and discretion il bringing the right party to justice anC in recovering the money which woul certainly have disappeared had step been taken one day later.
 , There is question as to the culpa l bility of Mir. Leblanc in the matter } but the district attorney believes h can be held if the facts are as repro
 scented to him.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1889-08-17
A Railroad to Yuma.

William Graves, a millionaire of New York, who is interested with William Carson of San Diego in the Coast Line railroad from Del Norte, on the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe, to San Diego, is in the city.
 MT. Graves states that he is now going to extend the road from San Diego to Yuma, and that fifty or sixty miles of it will be completed within a year. "We have ten or twelve miles of it built now," said Mir. Graves, "and we intend to rush the remainder through very quickly. To this end we will increase our forces of men. All the arrangements are al- ready completed" MT. Graves will be in the city for several days. His company owns large terminal facilities at San Diego.-S. F. Examiner.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1889-08-17

The proprietor of a German watering place, desirous of catching English custom, in his advertisement "beseeches note an excellent station for friends of the fischport, ships and a riding room in the house."
 A Florida colored man narrowly escaped being bitten by rattlesnake. He fired his Ochlochnee river. He could not swim, but was pulled out by a passing teamster. The snake escaped death.
 John Swift, Connecticut man, lived to the age of SS without being sick one hour in his whole life. He never had humps, measles, headache nor toothache, and when he died it was more because tree fell on him than from any fault of his.
 A broom factory man in Duluth laid off his thirteen single men and informed each one that he could not return to work until he was married. Eleven of them married with in fortnight, and inside of six weeks there were five applications for divorce.
 The death of a wealthy and eccentric old man at Tyler, Tex, has brought to light re- markable will. The old man had no relations and, in bis last will and testament, be directs all his property to be divided equally among all persons living in the southern states who were born on his birthday, March 9, 1885.
 A Mir. Redfowl, of Morgantown, W. Va, has dog that is trained to act as cash boy, and with written order and the money in his mouth, he will do the marketing properly, bis only fault being that if be meets another dog he will swallow the money to have a fight Mir. Redfowl has lost $7.50 in this manner.
 MT. and Mrs. Lair, of Kentucky, have seven sons, Mir. Lair Is feet inches tall and Mrs. Lair is feet inches. The largest son is 6 feet 8 inches; the smallest is feet 5 inches Of the others, two are 6 feet 611f inches, two are feet 6H inches, and one feet inches. It requires good strong der. rick to remove their flares and penates."
 Thirty years ago the Thomas Dickason, a New Bedford whaling ship, was lost in the Ochotsk sea. Last summer the bark Cape Horn Pigeon took whale in the sstne sea, and imbedded in the blubber was the iron of a harpoon, with the words Thomas Dicka- son" stamped on it It was as bright and sharp as when it was first struck into the whale, at least thirty years ago.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1889-08-17

Rev. Frank W. Gunsaulus of Chica- go, arrived in Florence Thursday for a visit of few days. He was on his way to California and desired to ex- perience little of the hottest of Ari- zona's summer weather, and to give the physical man some of the free dom from the conventionalities of civilization that is found in a frontier country. For the first time he has enjoyed the pleasure of taking his nights rest out of doors in a country where the watchful stars shed no dewy tears of sorrow and despair for the sins of the people, and has awak- end in the morning refreshed with a pure and invigorating atmosphere such as no other portion of the world is blessed with. There was notable diversion to his sublime enjoyment of all this, however, on Thursday night. A bank of heavy clouds came up from the southwest shortly after midnight, accompanied by binding sheets of lightning and occasional rolls of thunder. The wind that at first toyed gently with his bed clothing soon increased to strong gusts that bore the dust and sand of the distant desert before it like driven sleet. This was an experience that MT. Gunsaulus enjoyed for its novelty, but when volleys of tin cans, beer bottles, fire wood, watermelon rinds, boulders and other missiles were swept over him, he begun to think his reception was a somewhat overzealous demonstration and sought the shelter of a friendly roof. MT. Gunsaulus has many warm friends in Florence, by whom he is held in great esteem, and it is hoped his visits here will become more frequent.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1889-08-17
New Roads Wanted.

The residents and mine owners of the southern portion of Pinal county are moving in matter of extending the main county road southwaFd from Casa Grande to accommodate the growing interests of that section of country. There is already a good road leading directly south from Casa Grande about sixteen miles. It is de- sired that this road be continued six teen miles further to the Pima county line at the Halfway house. This will accommodate all the mining camps from the Silver Reef, Jack Rabbit, Orizaba, Vekol and other points, and also several growing camps in Pima county, the trade of which will be brought into this county at Casa Grande. Private enterprise will pro vide a we'll near the dry well, about 21 miles from Casa Grande, and from this point another road should be construc- ted short distance to intersect the old Copperopolis road to the Monarch and Golden West camps and on south ward through the Sheridan pass to other important mining camps ill that direction.
 It is stated that a good, high road can be very cheaply made over the route described, that will seldom be injured by the heaviest storms. As the end of the proposed new road is only eighteen miles from Quijotoa it is possible that the trade ot that camp may be deflected and brought into Pinal county.
 Eight mining companies have joined in the petition and nearly every per son holding interests there have like wise appended their names thereto and it is hoped the supervisors will take immediate steps to open the new road.
Arizona weekly enterprise., 1889-08-17
Summons,

TN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE SECOND | Judicial District of the Territory of Arizona, in and for the County of Pinal.
 J. M Bigger, plaintiff, vs Jose M. Ochoa, W. Y. Price, J. P. Edoff, John Shroufe and Hugh Mo Crum, defendants.
 Action brought in the District Court of the Second Judicial District of the Territory of Ari- zona, in and for the county of Pinal, and the complaint filed in the said County of Pinal, in the office of the Clerk of said District Court.
 The Territory of Arizona sends greeting to Jose M. Ochoa, W. Y. Price, J. P. Edoff, John Shroufe and Hugh McCrum, defendants.
 You are hereby required to appear in an action brought against you by the above named plaintiff in the District Court of the Second Judicial Dis trict of the Territory of Arizona in and for the County of Pinal, and to answer the complaint filed therein, within ten days, lexclusive of the day of service), after the service on you of this summons, Gf served within this county or if served out of this County, but in this District within 20 days; otherwise within 30 days,) or judgment by default will be taken against you according to the prayer of said complaint. Given under my hand and seal of the District
 Court of the Second Judicial District
 of the Territory of Arizona, in and for (SeaD the County of Pinal, this 14th day of
 August, in the year of our Lord one
 thousand eight hundred and eighty
 nine. W. WOOD PORTER Clerk.