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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28
ALAuGHABLE MISTAKE.
A Bridal Party Try to Engage Boarding
at n Hospital.

A Bridal Party Try to Engage BOARDING
at n Hospital.
From the Pittsburg Dispatch
Wednesday afternoon carriage stopped
In front of the West Penn hospital From
1t alighfed handsome gentleman dressed
In Prince Albert coat, light pants, red
gloves and silk hat. He strolled into the
superintendent office, asking to see that
official. Mrs. Cowen, in the absence of her
husband, interrogated the gentleman AZ to
his wants. Said he:
"Can procure a room In this building ?"
Mrs. Cowen replied that she believed all
the private rooms were taken, but she
would see. Before she went she noticed
lady sitting In the carriage, and, turning to
the gentleman, asked him To bring her In.
He complied with her request, and intro
duced her TO Mrs. Cowen as MIS-. William
son, his wife. 1t was learned that they
had just been married. She looked pale
and wan, and, of course, supposng she
was n patient, Mrs. Cowen quietly called n
doctor TO ascertain the supposed ailment of
the lady. The doctor made cursory ex-
animation. but tniied to find symptoms OF
disease, 80 he questioned her as 10 her
health. She lisped: /" feel bad all over. /"
This generalzing left the doctor in a be-
wildered state; he could not get n satisfac
tory idea as to the rature of her sickness,
So in sheer desperation he said:
"What do you want, and why are you
here?"
She turned her face and look ed dcmurely
nj the doctor, and said:
"Why, we want room, and board"
"a room and board" echoed her h,is-
band, who was standing hy, land can you
tell me why You have been going through
all those antics with my WIFE We have
Just been married, and come into the city
and want board and lodgings, and II you
cannot let us have them we can go else
where"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

the audience. at the Same tune directly
facing the musical director, Herr Nowak,
and began solemnly To stroke It's whiskers.
The house was crowded and the scene
IN the opera absorbing, but this was
too much for the audience, and a ripple Of
laughter began to spread. Uerr Nowak's
fat sides began to shake with suppressed
merriment DE Wolf Hopper looked ut
Eugene Oudin rs II he would have given q
thousand dollars for one good shout OF
laughter; Marion Manola took refuge in
her black lace veil, while plump little An
ME Myers grew roster and roster until she
seemed about to have an apeplectic stroke.
Won Suppc was forgotten; all ey es were ON
the cat.
Suddenly with bang the kettle drums
ratified, the violins shriekcd I'm unison,
and with great start Herr Nowak gave
a vigorous sweep of his baton, the singers
recovered themselves, and the cat, with
tail in the air and each individual hair
on its body standing erect, turned and
cleared the space 10 the wings with one
laau
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

THE Lancaster county scholarship in the
School of Industrial Art should be taken
promptly. The importance of art in the
industries is becoming more marked yearly
and the training given in the Philadelphia
school must prove Of value to the graduates
and the commonwealth. In the home or
foreign market the work will sell best that
shows the best artistic taste and skill, and
" our own manufacturers do not keep on
level with the steady rise of popular taste
no protection can prevent buyers from
prefcrring more artistic foreign products.
Pennsylvania has taken the lead of all the
states in this line of education, and Lancas-
ter should always have a representative at
the school. The designer of wall paper,
tiling carpet or any other work that can
gain value by beauty may be as true and
worthy an artist rs any painter or scnlp-
tor.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28
The Ex-PresIdent VIII Attend,

Ex-Prosident Cleveland will most proba-
bly, be the central figure at the state con
yontion of Democratic clubs to be held in
Philadelphia on October IL. The conyen-
tion viii be attended by over 400 delegates
from every part of the state, representing
an enrolment of over3 30, 900 members EN-
Lieutenant Governor Black went over to
New York on Thursday TO invite Mr..
Cleveland Ia he present. The ex-
president said that he would be
greatly pleased 20 attend the con
veniion for two reasons. The first was
that he would be delighted To meet the
representatives of the young Democracy of
Pennsylvania, and to aid them in spreading
the light of tariff reform throughout the
commonwealth. There was another reason
given by Mr.. Cleveland, and that was h.
wanted To see Philadelphia at his leisure.
He has never been in Philadelphia except
upon great OCCASIONS such as the constitu-
tional centennial anniversary, and he stated
that he always had q great desire to visit
Philadelphia aud see the city at his own
free will
Mr.. Cleveland remarked that thcro was
only one thing that might arise to prevent
his acceptance of the invitation, and that
was his visit might he construed into an
effort To put himself forward for renomi-
nation In ls92
Mr.. Black urged upon the ex-prosidert
To come over. anyway, and not permit su, h
thought To interfere with the visit. When
he bade the ex-president good-by il was
with the understanding that he would come
over FOR day at least, II il was at all pos
sible Tor him To spare the time from his law
business.
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Nelieioms.

DELICIOUS SERVICES WILL BE HELD
~ IN the following churches on Sunday, 10
aa dne morning n st igS In The evening a, I5 Sun
ferent u is especially noted:
CHURCH or Gop-Corner OF Prince and or
PRESBYTERIAN MEMORIAL CHURCH South
Queen street, Thomas Thompson, pastor. sun.
oLfvrT BAIrrsr CHuRcH--East Vine near
Duke street.key. NJ. Fraync, pastor. Llcen-
tie,e Walter 7. King viii deliver an address.
.MESSoNITE.-Corner Of East Chestnut and
sherman streets. Preaching AZ 20. IN. In both
sfaPsoS cHArKI,-Sorth Prince s,ree,-Rev.
NJ Harris, pastor. Preach at 10 a. m. love
feast II q. M; preach at $50 and Lords supper
ach,nE s,,ms ana H, ssp,ism Q, a CHILDREN; o,
Tomorrow morning at the usual hour IN Long 5
building, NO. 10 North Queen street
ular session at the school house. corner OF Wal.
ny. nrsm. and Ms Mary streets; at2p.W. ....
Rev. VIM. r. Llchiiter, pastor. sunday school
5;'p =; m. Rev: 4: e. sch' al, ofiiciatlng:
UNITED BRETHREN IN CHRIST, COVENANT
Rev. T.. L.. Hughes, pastor. Praise service at $50
FIRST REroRxED.-Re J. NJ. Titzei, d. D.,
sr JOINS LUrHERAS-Rev. II. p. Ailemsn.
y. -, pastor. Services In the lecture room.
sunday school at ST. Johns at las y. M, and
at Gotwald Memorial Mission at 2 p. in,
PnEsBYTERIAs.-Rev. J. Y. Mitchell, D. D..
ST. srEPHESs-Coliege Chapel.-sermon by
Rev. y. A. Cast, ID. ID.
ST. PAUL's REFoRMED--Rev. J. W. Mcminger,
pastor.
EvANoELICAL-Flrst Church.~-Itev. 7. r.
Lchr, pastor. German la the morning sunday
school at . q. m.
EVANGELICAL CHrRcH.--Rev. BID. Albright,
pastor: Sunday school at 2 y. IN.
ST. PACLs NJ. f. CHURCH Rev. +. c. Yerkes,
pastor. a. m. Sunday school and class.
Preaching by Rev. Kirby. Praise service at 900
y. IN.
CHRIST LurHERAN.-Rev r. L. Reed, pastor.
Holy communion In the morni ing 22d ami YER
sary ofSunday school IN the evening.
GRACE ELuTHERAN.-Rev. {. II. Houpt, pns sior.
Sunday school At p. IN. Church services
morning and evening. Holy communion.
MoRAvIAN.-Rev j. Max Hark, II. D., pastor.
2 p. m, Childrcn's service.
TRINITY LUTHERAs.-Rev.C c. L. Fry, pastor.
Holy communion.
WESTERN NJ. l.. CHURCH.--Rev. +. W. Burke.
pastor. Christian endeavor meeting at $3.50 ~
IN,
FIRST NJ. r. CHURCH-Rev. - NJ. Vernon, D.
D., pastor. Glass meetings at y u. IN. Sunday
school at las y. m.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28
Lancaster County Farmers.

The price Of wheat is going up in the
Chicago market, and it is d very natural
course for IL to take. Wheat is abnor-
maily low and cannot, we think, remain
st It's present price. There Is much
more room for il 10 rise than To fall,
aud the farmer will take little risk
Ia holding II. II is the fact that the
grain Is not coming out at present prices
that causes the advance which is not
due 10 speculation but 10 the real de-
mand for the wheat, which will not
couae for less than dollar a bushel, a
price which IT is quite apt to bring the
producer this winter /; and in future
yean the price Of wheat is likely to
ssssdily advance, the growth of popu-
iasion outstripping the increase OF acre.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28
WOOLEN HOSIERY.

Infants Wool Hose, white, black and
colored, plain and ribbed, 10, !2l. 10, 20
and 25c.
Children's Plain and Ribbed Woolen
Hose, size to s., special value, at 20
and 25c pair.
Heavy Cashmere Goods at 81, A. and
80 cents.
Ladies' Wool and Cashmere Hose,
plain and ribbed, black and colored, 70,
-, 81, - and soc.
Gents Cashmere and Camel's Hair
Socks, ~, %, 20 and 37c, in plain, col
ored and mixed.
Opened this week two new numbers
of Black (all wool Cashmere Gloves, at
20 and 2jc pair the best we ever had
for the money.
Our Grand Fall Opening we announce
for
WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY,
OCTOBER 9TH & lOTu.
Particulars next week
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

The greatest variety Of Ladies', Gents,
Children's aud Infants Merino Under
wear and Woolen Hosiery ever opened
in Lancaster. Purchased of first hands,
and offered to the public at Lowest
Market Prices.
Children's Merino Shirts and Drawers,
size Is, at Zoe Is, at l2lc 20, at l5c {;
-, at lSc ; "a, at 2jc 26, at 2sc 2S, at
soc.
Next grade-l6, at loc; each size
rises &c In price, and so on up to the
highest grade.
Children's natural Grey Shirts and
Drawers, all wool, from 25c up.
Children's Scarlet tall wool Medica-
ted Shirts and Drawers, from 25c up.
Infants Shetland Shirts, all wool,
long sleeves, at 25c.
Ladies' Merino and Wool Underwear.
ut 37s, 80, Toe and 81.
Ladies' Medium Weight Underwear
at 50c.
Ladies' Summer Merino Underwear,
light weight, 81 and 50c.
Ladies' Scarlet Medicated (all WOOL
Underwear and Pants, zoe, 81 and 81. %.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

NRPHANs' COURT SALE OF VALUABLE
~ REAL ESTATE BY Virtue of an Order
rected to the undersigned administrators of
Amos Funk, deceased, they will expose on the
premises, No. 3,
SATURDAY, OCTOBER l2, 1859
the following described Real Estate:
No. |. A Lot OF Ground on the north side of
Marietta avenue, in the city of Lancaster, No.
tendingin depth III feet, ,whercon is erected new
Two-Story and Mansard BRICK HOUSE, with
parlor and kitchen on first floor, two bedrooms
on second floor, and two rooms on the third
floor under mansord roof with hydrant and a
pleasant back yard. The whole making "A very
desirable home and renting at profitable rate,
No. 2. A Lot In Lancaster township on the
Ing wheatland, containing thirty.three and
tiguons Two-Story FRAME HOUSES, the, one
containing two rooms .on the first floor, two
other containing two rooms on the first floor
and three on the second. There is good new
Frame Stable well Of water, cistern and other
Improvements on the premises
No. j. That splendid suburban estate known
rs the Funk Farm" lying partly In Lancaster
city and partly in Lancaster township, situated
one miie west of Lancaster city, opposite
Wheatland and adjoining lands of John /.
Harner and others, containing q Acres and l5l
Perches, of choice and highly cultivated land,
productive and eligibly located for building
purposes. The improvements consist OF a large
two-story Brick House, with two-story brick
back building, nNe rooms ON first and seven
rooms on second floor, wash house with cistern,
smoke house, fee house on improved plan with
cellar under spring house and wood house I'D
lawn, a large Swisser bank barn, - feet by %
feet. with well and pump outside. Also, cistern
under the barn with pump in the barn, horse
power building and grain shed with stable
under; also, hay scales large building for
farming implements, carriage house, etc. Il
feet by 10 feet tobacco and hay shed with eel
lar, corn cribs hog sty, etc. Also, large new to-
bacco house as feet by 30 feet. built the latest
improved plan, with cellar 10 feet deep, Office
etc. The whole tract comprises one Of the most
valuable properties In the county, and offers a
rare chance for investment.
Sale TO commence at O'Clock y. m, when at
tendance will be given and terms made known
by SUSAN A. FUNK,
SAMUEL CROFT,
Administrators OF Amos Funk, deceased.
JoHN REBMAN, Auctioneer.
s2l-3tds2l Is o5S2tw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28
\ STRANGE, SAD STORY.
Its Sequel nn Improvement on That of
Enoch Arden.

Its Sequel nn Improvement ON That of
Enoch Arden.
Vienna Letter To- London Standard.
A trial involving circumstances of an
exceptionally romantic character will
come before the tribunal of Ragusa this
month. About - years ago "A peasant of
the neighburhood OF Ragusa, being no
longer able to support his wife, emigrated
to the United States, leaving his better
half in charge of the village priest. From
tie first luck smiled on him, and he was
able 10 send the priest 80 ilorins month
for ms wife, As his position improved
he Increased the amount of his monthly
remittances. But the rascaly reyorcudo
only handed ilorins n month To the
woman. This went ON for IL wears when
the worthy clerical gentleman forged a GER
tihcate OF the husbands DEATH and placed
II IN the hands of the wife, whose death
he likewise certified ia forged document
ana sent Ia the husband in America.
shortly anerward he piously betool him
sell 10 Corfu, where he hoped To spenl the
remainder of his days in peace, rejoicing
IN the remembrance of his good works
Fate had decided otherwise. The unfor.
iuhate woman, ms victim, was forced To
get her living by begging from the passen-
gers of the Lloyd steamers that touched al
kagasn, and her husband sought consola-
lon III remaTTiage with rich American
Lady, by whom he had two children. Amer
twenty years absence he resolved TO
make tour in Europe with his family.
he visited iarls, Vienna, Trieste, and H.
hally Kagusa On landing AT that hurb,
beggar woman accosted him and asked
Tor aims. They recognized each other
simultaneously. The beggar woman was
his wife, whom he believed Ia have bean
dead for several years. The priest has been
arfesled, ana VIII he tried, when, in all
probability, the second marriage will bc
annullel,
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The Cramps Missed $40. .OOo.

The officers of the new gunboat, York.
town, are delighted with the ship, but are
laughing AT her builders.
Before she was accepted hy the navy de-
parlment, she developed 3, 100 horse power,
$500 being required. In accordance with
the contract, therefore, the Cramps We're
awarded bonus of $4,000 or 500 for each
additional horse power. During her recent
trips the lorktown's engines were forced
To lolhe me maximum strength and showed
$500 horse power.
II can just imagine" said Lieutenant
tolwell, "hOw the contractors must be
clubbing themselves because they did not
discover the extra 100 horse power aud cap
tufe another $1,000
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GENTS UNDERWEAR.

Merino Undershirts, white, %, 81, 30,
75c and 81.
Grey and Natural, 81, 90, 75c, 81, 81 so
Sl.75.
Scarlet Medicated, zoe, 81 and 1925.
Mems Flannel Shirts nt IS, s7c, 81,
Sl.25, Sl.75, 81 and $3.50 apiece.
Mems Cardigan Jackets, so, 70, SIC,
ST. Sl.25, sl.5O, 81, S2.25 and $3.50
apiece.
Boys Flannel Waists, pleated, 80, 60,
zoe, 81, 81 % and Sl.50, in navy, grey
and all the best colors in twilled flannel
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

Al meeting on Friday of the Brother
hood of st. Andrew, in Cleveland, O., Rev.
~ ID. =. Huntington, of New York, asked
tho convention what was meant when
wage-workers were spoken of. Ilethought
the term workingman was often misap-
Piled. lively discussion followed, and
DIR. Holland, of st. ..ouis, increased it. He
said "A il men are not equal. We are not
born equal, and we never can be equal.
The idea that God created men equal grew
ont of the superstition and the iniidel ignor-
ance of an age that has passed away. 1t is
Gods law that some men shall be greater
than others, and all the anarchy, and the
communism, and the atheism of The world
cannot change it. Here in this country we
are ruled by government that upholds
this doctrine of equality, and our politi-
clans and rulers are afraid To speak the
truth because the lower order of society
has aNote. pray Heaven that the clergy
may not also he ruled by this fear of
votes"
Dr. Hollands remarks caused sensa-
tion.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

A choice imported Ascot Tie
at $3.50. New styles, hand
some color range. We do not
hear Of the same quality and
style at anything like the price.
Another pointer Four-in.
Hand Ties in polka dots and
neat figures, 75c each the dol
lar kind in other stores.
Chestnut street side.
In the soc line are Tecks,
Four-in-Hands and Pufs by
far the best halfdollar worth
we've ever shown.
Market street side.
There's an underwear hint in
the weather. How do Wo-
mems 75c Camel-hair Vests at
soc strike you?
Or Mems Scarlet Shirts and
Drawers at ST each That's
the gait such things are going
all through the store.
Chestnut, street, west.
Boys 81 Percale Shirt
Waists, dark blue, at 25c.
Small sizes only-4, S, 6.
That's why. Dark blue Elan
mel Shirt Waists that have been
81 go to soc. Sizes S to IS.
Chestnut street side, west Of Main Aisle.
We have had many a good
story to tell you Of Women's
Gloves, but never anything
better in regular goods than of
these 81 Kids and 81 Suedes.
Do you know good kid on
sight, Soft, elastic, yet not a
hint of slimpsiness. Try the
seams not one of them grins
at you. It's poor kid that
shows stitch-teeth for a moder-
ate pull. These 4-button Kids
would be good value at sI.25.
It's one of those trade
triumphs that lets us mark
them 81. Tans, browns, black.
So of the Suedes. As strong
and dressy as any others we
could get to sell at $3.50. s.
buttons, Tans, browns, states
all sizes
Chestnut street SIDE west of Main Aisle.
Mems sl.75 English Cape
Gloves, l button, at SI.25.
Middle Marke, and Chestnut stree, entrances.
MEMS English Cashmere
HaU Hose that cost os,cr -
cents 10 make shall ,so at IS
cents a tar. Thirteen differ
ent colors. There's just one
regrcttable thing about them
we only have 4,2oo pairs. A
veteran Hosiery man who had a
glimpse Of them yesterday
said: "A dozen pairs for me-"
Both ends of the Store, Mems Furnishings.
Those Mems Linen Hand
kerchiefs in holiday boxes we
have sold the S4.2o a dozen
kind at SO. Six other grades,
s3.75, S5.25, $3.50, Sa.o5,
SI.9o, $3.50, that you save as
much on accordingly.
$50 new styles of Women's
Scalloped and Embroidered
Handkerchiefs opened yester-
day. 25c to 81 each.
Southwest OF centre,
Y@I
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

AT the hour of writing there
are indications Of a large de-
mand for cool-weather goods,
which, of course, will remind
you Of the Mems and Boys
Clothing and our great prep
arations for the Autumn and
Winter.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

CHINA may have a chance to order
American miners out of that country. A
rich gold bearing quartz ledge n mile and u
half long and thirty feet thick has been
discovered in China not 10 from the city
OF Canton. The discovery was made five
months ago but kept quiet, and number
Of Chinese merchants organized n company
and employed American experts to exam
inc the ledge and assay the ore, which is
said to yield more than three hundred and
seventy-fve dollars a ton. "When the
governor of the province heard of the dis
covery he issued proclamation against
mining. II Is the intention of the company
To spend 100000 for machinery in the
United States. Americans will be employed
to work the mines"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

In completion ETA Aong formed
Plan, The millinery Reception for
the introduction of the Intumu
styles Of Ladies Bouneks and
Hats soiA offur on zncsdGy, Oe-
Dber Ist, and suX continue dur
ing Tie too days toAoswx.g.
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HE Il EPT HIS WORD,



Pledge.
From the La Chronique.
A female head with the title, "Gaze
into her eyes!" exhibited by Tenissier, the
artist, at the Paris Salon last year, created
quite a sensation among the visitors
Scottish laird of the name of Penrhyn was
80 enamorcd of the picture that he stood
for hours looking at it. At length
he called ON the painter and insisted
ON being told the address of his
model which the artist, however, re-
fused Ia give. Last of all Mr.. Penrhyn
said: hou are destroying the happiness
nf the young woman by your Obstinacy.
rake me To her, and give You my word,
whoever and whatever she il, that | will
marry her next week" Tenisseur reluc-
family consented and led the Scotchman To
IA humble lodging, where he found the
sweet face bending over sewing machine,
nut rs It's owner rose 10 greet her visitors
MIR. Penrhyn saw to his horror that the
pretty girl was humpbacked and lame and
unable To walk without the help of IA crutch,
The laird fulfilled his promise.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28
ALL EYES on THE CAT,
A scene In "A New York Theatre Not ON
the I'rOgramme

During one of the most Interesting situa-
tions in Glover" at Palmers theatre
New York, the other evening, "A large
tiger marked cat, which belongs To the
stage doorkeeper, walked on the stage.
just inside the iootlights. The cat pro-
eeeded leisurely until il came TO the cen
tire OF the stage, and then 1t turned toward
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

Ephraim liazlett, rich farmer. of Al
iehNillr, Miitiin county, Pa, was struck
ana Killed by train while driving across
the PennsSlvani railroad track near
Huntington, on Friday. One of his horses
was killed and the wagon was smashed
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28
Keep the Gums Healthy

II YOU want sweet mouth and breath. II the
gums become spongy, they lose their power To
hold the teeth. The use Of SOZODONT Is In
valuable because IL removes the tartar vhtch
separates the teeth and gums.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

MouNT Joy has Board of Trade. once
upon time Lancaster had an organization
of this kind, and 1t is rumorci that traces
Of 1t are still TO bo found.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1889-09-28

NyANTED.-BY 4 FIRST-CLASs BANK
w ing House, In New York, as correspond
ent, gentleman Of high standing, who has n
large acquaintance among local capitalists and
merchants, and can place Investment bonds
and command some stock business. With such
an one Il liberal arrangement viii be made. Ad-
dress. stating experience and references,
BONDS" t" Postoice Box 33G7,
s27-2t' New York city.