The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-07
A PIGTAIL NAPOLEON
Sing You Explains Some NyS-
teries Of Modern Banking.
DIDN'T LIKE THEIR COMPANY.
An Honest Woman-AOral LOgic-Dissatisfac
tiOn-A Candid Criticism-AnEg Egg
ory-SeIf-Evident.

The flight of Sing You, the late esteemed
cashier of See Sen & Co., Chinese bankers in
Chicago, with 5000 belonging to depositors,
excited all Chinadom. TIE news that Sing
You had appeared in the boodlers' colony in
Montreal excited Chinadom more. The re-
ceipt of the following letter yesterday by a
brother Celestial in Mott street, this city,
gave Chinadom positive thrill.
MoNTLEAL, FEBBELALY TWO TLEE.
To Wun Lung Mott stleet, New Yorkee,
from Sing YaI:
Whoopee! Ne, ale samee Mclean man,
gettee on tlain, tome Canada, cop no catchee,
keepee cash, gettee dunk, singee song, laise
hellee, alice samee boobies, all samee Emo,
ale samee Mandelbaum, ale samee Pado
Peek-a-Boo synopsee, plagee 81, no Gomez
back alice sanee Henly Ives, heap foolee
You tellee me you no sabbee makee money.
Ma tellee you. You catchee place in bankee,
alice samee plesident, keepee books, keepee
cash, pay intlest Heap fine bankce, heap fine
safee, heap big sign. Plenty heap Chinaman
he come.
Hop Al Kin, he come, he say; "1Iistah
Bankee Plesident, me catchee some money
washy-wasny, maybe tee bundled dollah
You keepee him fob me!'
You say him: "Allee light, me keepaa
him" You tabee money. You givee Ie-
ceipt.
Wing Choo, he come, he say: "Mistah
BalIee President, me catchee lilly money"
You say him: "How you gettum!'
He say: Me catchee butts in guttee, make
heap fine cigalettes."
You say him: How muchee money you
gottee."
He say you: ''1Iee gottee sebbenty dollah y
You say him: "Allee light, me sock him in
safce, pay you intlest."
Meen Fun, he come, he say you: "Mistah
Blankah, me have heap fat wad, you keepee
him fob men'
You say him: Glow fat!"
He say you: "Wad belly fat-more steer
bundled dollah."
You say him: ''Me plenty keepee him in
safee, heap pay intlest, you go catchee some
more"
Alice Chinaman they come, puttee wad,
puttce Doodle, puttee spondulix in safee. You
catchee bimeby more fifty tousand dollah,
makee You heap glad Bimeby Chinaman
he come, he say: Maybe you give me wad,
me 80 bacl, China" You say him: "Allee
Is nice. COuucS IOuOlIil, ~ cIOCkec. NOtLd
Chinaman he Gomez, he sayee: "Plaps you
payee me my Doodle, me go San Flancisco. "
You say him: "Allee light; TO- clocllee to-
moIlah." Notha' Chinaman, he come, he say:
Me alice bloke up; must pay tlee bundled
dollah; me wantee my scads." You say:
Alice lightee; come tomollah. fo' clOckee. y
Notha' Chinaman he come, he say: MY
blotha' he gettee allested; me wantee six
bundled dollah go baillee." You say: "Allee
light; fo' clockee tomollah." Alice Chinaman
wantee money outee, none puttee money il.
Alice samee you smile ikee Henly Ives, you
say: Gomez tomallah fo' clock" You closee
door, pullee down blind, open safee, taliee out
money, puttee him in glippee sack, catchee
lailload ticket fob expless fob Iontleal,
whoopee, dam sudden.
Fo' clock to-mollah he come, alice China
man Gomez bank. Bankee heap closed. China
man bustee in, bustee in safee, alice money
heap gone Chinaman lush down teleglaph
office and Telegraph:
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