Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1889-05-08
TIMETABLE VACATIONS.
A Cheap and Very Satisfactory
Way Of Seeing the World.
sumo Points from q Man Who Believes
That the Pleasures Of Anticipation Are
Greater Than Those eofParticipatioa of
Joys Of the Mental Tourist.

Greater Than Those of Participates
Joys Of the Mental Tourist.
Iwonder if any body but myself ever took
q timetable vacation, asks Luke Sharp in
the Detroit Free Press. II Ii such cheap
and delightful way Of getting round about
this little world Of ours, that those who
have never INDUCED in one have missed
great deal of inexpensive pleasure
/ have knocked about quite bit in my
time and have seen several places besides
Detroit, yet those actual journeys are moth
ing TO my time table trips.
For instance, the first part Of this win
ter I thought Iwould like to go down to the
City Of Mexico at once went to pas
senger ticket ONCE in Detroit and began to
make inquiries and load up with time
tables. One Of the great advantages Of
living in America is that You get your time
tables for nothing. Now, in England they
make you pay penny for even the smallest
timetable OF railway. It is true that
some Of the larger railways give you quite
q book for the money. You get al particu-
lars OF how much it will cost to ship
horse from one part Of the country to
anoth or; what the tariff on dogs is; what
the rules and regulations Of the company
happen to be: what the law is If you sass
you will be fined forty shillings for, but all
this knowledge is useless to the ordinary
man. He prefers to have his penny.
The railroads of America, on the other
hand, food the country with timetables as
free as the waters Of the Detroit river
that Is, usless you get the water through
the pipes o. The Water Board.
The men in the Detroit ticket Offices are
beginning to know me pretty well by this
time, and they do not rush away from Q cash
customer in order to attend to my wants.
They know that am person who asks q
great many questions, but who seldom
buys a ticket. think they believe that
am something of a fraud, but my intentions
are honorable. For the time being really
believe that am going to all those places
that I inquire about. Take the brief course
Of the City of Mexico fever, for instance.
got the time tables of the Wabash railroad
to st. Louis; then the Iron Mountain road
to the borders Of Mexico and the Mexican
Central railroad through to the City of Mex
leo. Then got another timetable by way
Of Cincinnati; then the Queen & Crescent
route to New Orleans, then the Southern
Pacific and so on to Mexico. After that
found that could go to Galveston and take
steamer there to Vera Cruz and go over
the New Mexican National road to the capi-
ital. Or could go on to San Antonio by
rail and down that way to the National road.
then set to work to compare the diff
ferent advantages of the different
routes. had great di ficulty in making up
my mind which would take or whether
would go one way and come back the other
There we're the delights of visiting the
ancient and historical city Of New Orleans
Galveston had many attractions, and atSan
Antonio could see the ruins Of the Alamo.
How did revel in ali those placesi got
books about them and posted up. Then /
read all could lay my hands on regarding
Mexico and what was to be seen there.
found out how much it would cost to 90 up
the big mountain and learned that the
guides expected five dollars q day and
thought they would be disappointed in their
expectations when they struck the under
signed. l got many points on what the cost
of living would be and figured up how much
time could spend on the trip.
After that I did what most people of a
sensible nature would have done at the first.
Figured up the cost.
Then gave up the trip
I don't expect that the aforementioned
sensible persons will enter into my enthu-
siasm ON the timetable trip business, but
then thoroughly sensible people miss lotof
fun in this world. Anyhow, they don't amass
az many timetables as do
Although, as said before, they charge
for their timetables in Europe, there are
many advantages there In the way Of TAX
ing timetable trip that are not to be had
in America. For a shilling or twoa nan
can get book containing every timetable
in Europe. Then by further expenditure
Of cash he gets, one by one, the valuable
guide books Of every country there, neat
and compact and with a red cover. All this
makes q timetable vacation easier and
more instructive in Europe than in Amer
lea. There is another great advantage
there for the mythical tourist The rail
way time books and guide books in Eu-
rope are made for the people; ia America
they are made for the railroad comra-
MES. For instance, you can't get the rates
of fare in an American timetable
or railroad guide. never could un-
derstand why it is that the railroads
Of America are so anxious to con-
ceal their fares from the people Brad
shaw's very complete book gives every
railroad fare in Britain, and costs only Cd.
Appleton's railroad guide giyes no fare at
all, and Imagine does not give map up-
less the railroad pays for it. wanted to
find out about the steamers of q large
steamship line on my trip to Mexico. There
was no mention Of the line in Appleton,s, so
suppose that line refuses TO advertise and
so the traveller gets left. Baedecker's guide
book gives the names of almost every hotel
in Europe and tells honestly whether It Is
good or bad. It gives the prices by the
meal or by the day. The guide book will ac-
cept no advertisement of any kind at any
price. 1t is book made for the people and
it can be depended on.
There is nothing of that kind in America
However, to the mental tourist all this
makes no difference. 1tis as cheap to stop,
sin your mind" at a frst-class hotel as at
apoor one.
The philosopher says that the pleasures Of
anticipation are greater than those of par
tIcipatlon. If that is the case commend
my plan of travelling. A time table tourist
has all the fun and has no bills To nav