The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-11-14
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10 eDt 81 ha tScneAtfs
Way 8lsst ros marry yoaas Sauih'
lie hss god leoas. wealth ssd s'ayit'ns
aasars,as. Ne psssr sstas me.
Nj. s..eisy That ssri goes 10
chureh ihf@ iiwes eterf Sssdsy. Nj.
T..isess Yea She ss. psia 10 sias 10
she eheif.
wcmsn 10 ira@pl : You seen 70 have
good sppeiiis Trap Yea. msdsn.
issi ~ oil | have left In The world which !
csu rightly call ny ovn.
"A. The .ssiha vs hare had Ibis
ssnner has been good tor the bay crop
u. Il snppose "a. has been raining
pliehioris faosi Of the time
--Jsss. sbs ,sid 10 sisnder voice. am
resily sorry. bui COR gfsaus,iog motto
ihis year VI. Learn 70 ssy No. snd thu
10 the frsi ehsnce hare bad.
FIRST P,Lsieisa -Dii old Coupons
case yield 70 yoar .fesimepii Second
Physicisn 1t did. treated 10 az mouths
ssd u yielded somsihIpg like u. 200.
Young nso. do %, be deceived. Your
be.i slfl doesp'l care bali 90 much sbsui
yoa getting = mustsohe raised - she
does sbou, you getting your salary rsis-
81.
Little Le,iie-will ! ever grow -
large ~ you sref Mammal expect
81 Little Letiie And will talk, tall,
talk oil the time. too. the same as yen
dor
bobby Ma. I've pretty near ont.
grown my slippers, bavent II Mamms
Yes. Bobby. Bobby And. say. ms. how
loas will II be before outgrow your
siippefsi
Stranger Haven't Jon anything bet.
Ter than 5.eent cisusi Couniry Store.
keeper (sstoundedl Hi. Jimmy. run down
4, the Iodicator office sn' tell them Mister
v.oderbi, ian town.
Tramp Will you please give me some
breskfs,f Bilious -Do you see that
voodi Tramp Yes. see that wood.
B,liou. Well. you'll ay ! saw that wood
before jon &c. anything to eat here.
--Eoslishmsn 10 strangely Excuse
me. cir. but aren'i you forcigneri Sirsn-
ger -Poreisneri No. sir; I'm an Ameri
can. pure ard simple. Englisbmsn-Abl
aud ~hst unbe do you belong TO,
pieasei
AIR, Hyson AIR CIPHER you we're sb-
co, without leave yesterday. Mr.. CIPHER
Yes. sir. was married very un,I
pso,edly, yesterday. Mr.. Tyson We'll
cir, you will please see that it does not
occur sg.in.
Mrs. Ssdisce to Tommy (who 81
stolen jar OF preserses) My boy. know
you are sorry. see il 10 your face. Tom.
my (mejitatiyeIy) y Yes. mamma. sn.
There vas bigger jar on the shelf that
coaldnt reach.
--Whs. do they do when they install .
minister inquired the small boy do
theyput him 10 q stall aud feed him 2
Not slwsys, replied the father; sometimes
they harness him 10 . church aud expes
him to draw i, alone
--Bilks Come mp aud hear our new
minister to-day. Nobbs No. thanks; i
heard him once and have always regretted
Il Bilks Why. | guess you are mis-
taken. Nobbs No a bit OF il; be ia the
minister who married us.
--Sympathe,iciri friend - How are you and
Miss Fanny coming on' Conceited dude
She gave me the grand bounce. She said
she did not like me. Silly cresturei
When girl don't like me she has got 10,
body but herself to blame for il.
-weslihy old gent What marry my
dsushlerl You are being supported by
your father. Snitor - Yes, cir, but my
fs,hsr ia tired OF supporting me aud !
thought I'd better get into another fami.
~.
How does this snlt your asked Ne
mother bird, as she dropped a nice III
worm into the yswning mouth OF her
young sou. oae nigh, say it fills the bin,
answered the little wretch; aud bis mother
began to seriously consider the advisable
~ Of letting him stsrys
"A Burning Shame. First Chicagoan
II hope Congress this winter will do
something towards suppressing Mormon
ism. IL 10 disgrace TO our civilization
Second Chicagoau 1t Is. indeed. The
idea ofs man having TO keep bis old wife
sitter be has got new one.
"A composilor 81 prinling Office wss
setting 10 type this verse OF scriptures:
And Daniel had au eIcsllen. spirit in him
But be made 1, read. And Daniel bad 90
excellent spi.e in him. Mr.. Spurseop
SID that II wn not much OF . mistake
All good men nowadays need ian excel
Isn't spine"
-Iaiisasat Physician = Man. What have
you donei You sent my patient the
wrong prescription. aud IL killed him
Druggist Veil. What vss der matter nit
youf Las, week | send yonr odder ps
tsisot der rishd prescription. aud do.
killsl hin. Hos can somebody blsase
ssca . mani
-fini citlz 20 THIS electric light iss
great thing. second citizen Mighty
mean thing, | think. First citizen - Why.
what's the matter With ~ Second citizen
Matter With IL Why, they have planted
one right IN ffoot OF my sitting room
window. we're II lights mp the whole
house. and Two got sit unmarried dsusl.