New-York tribune., 1889-11-15

The secret lies in coucealng the works AZ the A.
OF Oh tn the case and communicating the motion to ts
wheel. This disc revoves between tho fr.nt ''as s
PACK OF the dial, which are both OF glass and hen.
| us mouon Is unperceived.-tfondon Globe.
Word comes Of an old Welsh couple each Of whom
nearly hundred years Of age, and who have bee,
married seventy FIVE years. But such cases ar. \.
coming so common now that they hardly WORT
chroniclng There Is nothing said about thu oL
man drinking pint Of whlskey every day for IN
last fifty years or about the old lady smoking N
strongest tobacco ever since she was slip OF A g,J
and the absence OF these statements robs the lnes
OF nearly all its value. We tell such stories mu..
better In this country.
Had Been Duck shootlng.-srrs BI!nks-s.. ,...
Mr.. b., thought you sad you had been dae,
Mr. Blinls-Ycs, m'dear, been duck Chicl sboo,,,.
But these ducks you brought home are tauss
"Y-e-s, M dear. tanned EN- after (hic) sho. ,.r
| New York Weekly. '"'
| 1t Is said that the American slang phrase ar,.
dandy Is being adopted by the London swerls w,
frequent the music halls Of that city. Thus chs,,
and London kiss each other.
Hard Hearted" This is my maiden enor' shs f,
marked, coyly, as she handed her MS. poem to d
editor.
at reads as n you had made an eIforf,' tho .sno
replied.-SOmervllle Journal,
man With fresh chestnuts went into the on.
OF humorous weekly the other day. but instead n
making a sale ncontnently kicked out Tn
next time he goes there. he says, he will have sab
chestnuts. But It won't do any good. The edith
Is probably long stale chestnuts.
They say the County Democracy is buried p
thought. Rather shallow grave, isn't III
At the ymphony.-Rural-who Is that long.hs,r,
chap with the short stick IN his hand, away up ther
near the band
Miss Hanion-That is Herr Niksch. the conduc,u
Rura-We well But say Where's the braks
and the baggage -masterl Don't they get a sho,
at this kind OF a racket 9-(Lowell Citizen.
Our own and only Colonel Fellows is getting M
end Of acrd reading notices in the outOftown new,
papers. The press knows dig mistake when /
sees IT,
Blggs--what confounded fool Shaw was to han,
around thai young woman all the evening!
HlckS-Oh, get out You'd do the thnl
under the same circumstances.
Biggs-Yes, and that's what makes me so paguc,
mad with Shaw.-(Boston Transcript
The craze for chrysanthemum exhibitions has ls
the able Editor Of The Arizona Hower' to announce
that he will bold iimson weed exhibition In his bac
yard in few days. lie says he'll be darned II h,
is going to take back seat when to gettin
prizes for weeds and he allows that the jlmson weed
in his yard will lay over anything in ella County.
Only One Thing Lackng.-(Mr. Jones had marrs
little JOhnnvs maiden aunt, and they were at the wed
ding breakfast. Little Johnny 30 his grsndfsiherl-
When are you going TO begin on him. grampal
Grandpa-Begin on who, Johhny2
Z" on Mr.. Jones' ] heard you tell grandma h
wouldn't be so bad II you could only put some brain
in hm.'
Breakfast was finished without Johnny.-Texa
siftings.
An able and devoted young clergyman Of this cr
not long ago declined fattering call TO church In
neighboring city. Shortly afterwad a friend aska
him why he had not accepted the call. OH hn
piled, " the church Is in such a bad way that an
afraid it will die" "You surprise me-" said hi
friend. 4" l was under the impression that many Of
members were wealthy That IS Just the trouble
said the clergyman, {" all its members are wealthy
there Is not poor In IT, and church with n
poor people is in my opinion a moribund church,
Good Judges Of Character.-Passenger iafghtpi
from cab)-Whats the charge!
Cabman-One dollar.
Passenger-Well, that's quite reasonable. meS
by your face you wouldn't try TO be extortlonale.
Cabman--Thankee. / knew by your face that youi
be too pay more than the legal fare withou
a lawsuit.-(Ncw-York Weekly