Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-12-05
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| The mouth disease has broken out in
| Atchison again. Why don't they muzzle
them?
The high stiff collar with the rough
! laundry edges is much worse TOR the
wearer.
| Surreys and seal-skin sacques come
about the same place on the social scale OF
| Wellington.
The man who does charitable act and
then has it published in a paper, IS an OBJ
jecI of charity himself.
The president sighted Hadji Hassien
Ghooly Khan by not given MIN even
mere mention in the message.
They have a ely Salvation Army at
Conway Springs, which the existence OF
big sugar plant there may explain.
Alex Butts says the dentists are all
down on Judge Brewer for Overturnlng
the local beef inspection ordinance.
President Harrison might present the
navy to Baby Mckee, Christmas as toy
feet. But, then, be might destroy 1t.
In Kansas at present dozen of eggs IS
worth more tnan a bushel of corn and
nearly two bushel Of oats, but they are not
half so filling"
Atchison Globe: As rule we don't like
those people who say their fathers were
once very wealthy, but lost it through the
falseness OF u friend.
A choir out west struck the wrong note
last Sunday, and instead OF the doxology
went off on Juniata," but the congrega-
ton didn't notice the difference.
A suburban postoffice at Topeka has
been named Wanamaker. 1t is recorded
by the Psalmist that the righteous shall
he in everlasting remembrance,
Christmas is a time when good cheer
and love should reign supreme, but yet
numerous notices of how the musical tai
ent OF the city are arranging u concert, are
already appearing.
Senator Plumb has given $500 to the
Anderson Memorial library Of the College
of Emporia. However, Plumb is not much
liked at Emporia except by those people
who didn't try for the postmastership.
Globe: An Atchison woman is hem
stitching her husband a set of table cloths
and napkins for Christmas present.
Those who are in position to know say that
he intends to build Il new sidewalk Ia the
front yard, and will give her that.
An editor explains that the egregious
compositor would have it "Trip the light
fanatic" But the man who has ever
shared his bed with a fellow who couldn't
sleep in the dark thinks the typos express
sion advisable, too.
K. c. Star: Topeka has a mystery which
beats anything they have had at Wichita.
Rory" Moore who has served in the Ca
pacity of assistant state treasurer tor flf-
teen years, has rendered his resignation To
take effect January l, 1880.
The man convalscent of the typhoid
fever in his woful meagerness and goneness
may console himself with the knowledge
FL + l. hnv hn Ia,
looked if early circumstances had thrown
his life in dime museum.
Meade Globe: Paterfamiiias, sitting at
the head of the table on last Thursday, no
doubt called to mind the beautiful lines Of
Shakespeare as he carved the national bird:
And when he drew his trenchant' blade
away, mark how the gush of stuiling and
gravy followed 1t"
Sam Robinson, the noted Hugoton des-
perado. when he learned that he was to be
sent to Paris. Texas, for trial for the muir
der in Nc Mans Land. plead guilty liz Col
OradO to robbery and was sentenced to
states prison for fourteen years. Among
criminals this is regarded as noble Sd c.
rifice on Mr.. Robinson's part.
An Oxford man recently received mys-
FERROUS box by express. He put it ia his
buggy and having occasion to stop Il few
moments IN the postoffice, he hitched his
team and went in. When he returned the
package was gone. This affords an excel
lent motif" for local literary geniuses.
The description of the tortuous rack tie
mans curiosity is on, for instance.
Congressman Kelley, of Kansas, made
his speech in the caucus, says Washing
ton dispatch He said: Mr. Chairman,
We want no chaplain who don't stand i'll
with the Lord. If the blind preacher Mil
burn, stands in, he will use his influence
for the Democratic party. If he don't
stand in with the Lord we don't want
him"