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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
One Of Many

II understand" he began as he lean
ed over the bar Of Michigan avenue
saloon, ''that you want to sell out"
IL don't know that do" was the
careless reply.
''But would you sellp"
"Perhaps."
Suppose I go $500 better than your
pricep"
"That would be kind of YOU"
snake up your mind by 2 o'clock.
How's your beerp"
"All right"
"But don't you set 'eH upp"
"No. There have been hundred
before you trying to work the same
racket. It's no use-better go to saw
ing wood. Detroit Free Press.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
The Hand That Holds the PlOw.

All about the corn is waving
Emerald green with tips of gold;
Amber wheat fields, sealike having
Shores of hedge-row round them roll'd-
Meath your poplars tall and stately,
ROBBED in shimmering silver leaves,
From his farm house door sedately,
Counts the lord his coming sheaves.
Mark, as evening shadows lengthen,
How he sends delighted eye,
Ore the uplands wealth of treasure
Where the shaven meadows lie
Nature weaves her fairest garlands,
Round the sun. burned reapers brow,
And the Ship of State is guided
BY the hand that holds the plow.
See his offspring troop about him,
Strong of limb and brown of cheek,
Reared to trust and never doubt him,
Patient taught from week to week.
Within doors the housewife tripping
Back and forth in thoughtful part
Loving hopes her steps outstripping,
Born within her mother-he rrt,
Till the snowy cloth is laden
With the food her hands prepared
Home instructed while maiden
Richer feast no king e'er shared.
Nature weaves her fairest garlands,
Round the sun burned reaper's brow,
And the Ship of State is guided,
BY the hand that holds the pillow.
Can there CROWN city splendor-
Walled and sunless, rank with sin,
Souls so broad they would defend, or
Die, their country's good to winl
Hero minds need different feeding
Hills and valleys, sky and sun,
Such will rise, their country needing,
Rise true patriots every one.
Slav'ry never can enthrall them,
Gold is serf to Right the king,
Dragon Greed cannot appall them,
Who have heard the rivers sing.
Nature weayeS her faireSt Qarlands.
Round the sun-burned reaper's brow
And the Ship of State is guided,
BY the hand that holds the plow.
Charles Eugene Banks, Farmers Voice
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
The Grain or Salt,

A lady finding a beggar-boy at her
door gave him meal Of coffee, meat,
and bread and butter, which he sat
down in the area to eat. A moment
afterward, however, herapped beseech-
ingly at the door again, and on its be-
ing opened remarked with his hand up
on his heart, 'If l had but little salt
I should be pc city happy"
OF course he got the salt.
Human nature is always lacking
something. Oftentimes it were better
off without its wishes, yet it is univer-
sally conceded that no permanent en-
joyment can be had without the SAVIOR
of health, which keeps good cheer
fresh and preserves and sweetens life
for the future.
The great, ruddy farmer pines be-
cause he has not won fame or position.
The famous man longs for the lusty
health of the sturdy farmer.
The grain of salt is wanting.
How to secure and retain the SAVIOR
of health in the midst of this rushing,
nervous, over-worked generation is a
problem worthy of our closest attention.
1t cannot be done with stimulants,
which but spur on the over-worked
nerves to fresh efforts only to leave
them more jaded and shattered. Nor
with narcotics, which temporarily
soothe, but to create an unnatural APP
petite, the terrors of which a De Quin-
cy has SO graphically portrayed.
1t may be asked, what is the cause
OF this extreme nervousness, lack of
appetite, lung trouble, deficient heart
action, failing eye-sight, apoplectical
tendency, etc. We reply poisoned
blood, caused by diseased kidneys, and
the troubles indicated are after all, but
symptoms of advanced Kidney Dis
ease, which is but another name for
Bright's Disease. Unless remedied
there will be complete breaking down
of the great blood purifying organs,
the kidneys, and they will be excreted.
piece-meal through the urine.
Now, in the spring of the year, ow-
ing to the extra work which has been
putupon the Kidneys and Liver, through
hicdb ulcV uuIln9 VIC NIhtCl lioheho,
these symptoms are more pronounced,
and the danger to the patient cores
pondingly increased. 1t is therefore
imperative that the poisoned blood be
eradicated, and that the Kidneys be
put in complete health, which can be
speedily and effectually accomplished
by the use of Warmers Safe Cure, a
tried and proved specific in hundreds
of thousands of cases.
Pursuing the path we have marked
out you will possess the salt of content,
without which life's banquet is "hat,
stale and Improbable"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

r. A. GUM, M. d., Dean, and Pro-
lessor of Surgery OF the United States
Medical College; Editor of Medical
Tribune; Author of "Gunn's New I'm
proved Handbook of Hygiene and
domestic Medicine" in referring to the
use of Warmers Safe Cure in case of
Bright's disease said, over his own
signature: 81 was greatly surprised to
observe decided improvement within
q month. Within four months, no
tube casts could be found, and only a
trace of albumen; and, as he expressed
it, he felt perfectly we'll. After this
demonstration of its power, Iprescribed
it in full doses in both acute and
chronic Bright's disease, with the most
satisfactory results
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
The Proper Dogs for a Barber

Mr.. Spicer has just settled himselfin
the chair for a short cut, when the ar
fist in attendance threw over him g
calico apron on which were pictured
innumerable little grey-hounds.
'sThat is very appropriate" said
Spicer.
Ivy do you call re little dogs appro.
pirate, Mr.. Spizare?" asked the bar
Der, as he tucked the apron into his
victims neck until his eyes bulged.
Because" gasped Spicer, 'grey.
hounds are good to catch the hare"
Such silence fell upon the room
that the milliner next door looked tt
see if anybody had died.-Philadelphia
Prasa
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
ABOUT PARALYSIS.
In the Treatment of All Its Varie-
ties Rest Is Absolutely ESSEN

In the Treatment of All Its Varie-
ties Rest Is Absolutely ESSEN
tial.
A correspondent asks us about pare
sis-its symptoms, treatment and cura-
bility, and whether it might come to a
young man Of twenty-one who had been
very greatly taxed with study, business
and anXieties?
Paresis is an incomplete form of pa
ralysis. 1t may bequite slight. or may
rise in degree almost up to complete
ness. The cause, symptoms and treat
ment of both diseases are essentially
the same, and even paralysis may be
durable. We shall, therefore, speak OF
paralysis in general.
This affection may have its existing
cause in the brain, in the spinal cord,
or in the nerves themselves, away
from both the nervous centers, in
which case it is called peripheral pa
| ralysis.
Peripheral paralysis may result from
destructive injury to a nerve, or a
pressure upon it, or from some desease
affecting it. The connection in these
cases is cut off between the muscles
and their cerebral, or spinal, center
Spinal paralysis may be caused by an
injury of the spinal cord. In this case,
the paralysis is below the injury.
There may also be degenerative dis
| ease of more or less of the cord, which
interferes with the free flow of the
nervous currents to the muscles from
the centers of volution in the brain.
| The Strange gesticulations of ''loco-
motor ataxia" are due to this cause.
Among the causes of cerebral paral-
ysis are distractions to arterial circu-
lation in the brain by emboli (bits OF
coagulum) carried into the smaller
blood-vessels, most often from the
heart; blood clots from minute hemor-
rhages; pressure from over-distended
celebral arteries, and from tumors.
| Generally the paralysis is on one side
of the body-the side opposite to that
of the cerebral lesion, or injury. If the
face is affected, it is drawn toward the
sound side by the strength of the un-
affected muscles. In paresis the mus.
cles may be simply more or less weak
ened.
There are various forms of paralysi:
due to poisons, as lead, for instance,
or to diseases, as diphtheria. These
are generally durable. Sometimes
cold will give rise to a temporary
paralysis of the part exposed to it
There is form called "acute ascend
ing paralysis" which begins in the
feet and extends rapidly to the trunk
involving the muscles OF respiration
and thence upward to the muscles o
speech, mastication and swallowing.
Paralysis is not confined TO any par
ticular period of life, Infantile paraly
sis is somewhat common.
There is a form called functiona
paralysis, due to conditions not wei
understood, but sometimes connected
with exhaustion from over-exertion o
body or mind.
In the treatment of these cases, res
is absolutely essential. In all case
the best available medical skill should
be sought for the patient. Youths
| Companipp
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

1t is stated that canning factory, to en-
ploy 800 hands, is to be started at Haw-
thorne Fla.
A Mississippi company has received an
order for 4O,000,000 wooden butter dishes
from ST. Louis house.
Kelly, of motor notoriety, thinks he has
discovered the missing link to make his
mysterious machine operative.
A papal rescript will be issued giving the
new Catholic university at Washington
monopoly of the superior education Of the
clergy in America.
The collectors Of customs in Nova Scotia
have received orders to issue licenses to
American fishermen under the nsodus Utoendi
up to the end of this year.
A shortage of 1000 has been found in the
accounts of Martin r. Goldswortny, manag-
er of the Standard Oil company for the Lake
Superior region. He is now at Toronto,
Ont.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
Geological Ages.

Geology teaches us that in the sue
cessive ages of the earth-ages cover.
ing, perhaps, most incredible time
spaces, each distinctive geological con-
dition has developed distinct charac.
teristics of organization in matter.
Thus, one geologic age developed
gigan tic ferns; another, quadrupeds OF
monstrous size; and the latest OF all,
man, the intelligent being. But, re.
CARELESS of time and circumstance,
wherein and under which the several
distinctive genera of vegetable and
animal existence have been developed,
we must deduce from the geological
lesson the constant differences: that the
creative principle attends on matter;
awaits the necessary conditions, and
inevitably develops organized forms.
st. Louis Magazine.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
Who're They Discourage Tramps

The regular tramp Of the north is
hardly to be found in the Carolinas.
Now and then a negro who has had to
skip from some neighborhood goes
wandering about until run in by con-
stable, but the sight of white tramp
in the country is very rare. l was out
looking over plantation one day when
one of the hands came up and reported
a white man asleep on the roadside.
A dozen of the laborers were summon
ed and we marched down to the spot.
He was sure enougha white tramp, and
he had stretched out for a snooze.
Each negro cut q switch from bit of
swamp, and the wanderer was then
aroused.
"Where are you fromp" was asked.
"Ohio."
What brought you here?"
"Traveling for my health"
"Is your health goodP"
"Tolerably fair"
land what's your gaitp"
Three miles an hour on the aver
age"
"Well, we'll give you send of up
the hill. Put on tonic, boys"
They laid the switches on to him
with hearty good will, following him
for forty rods, and he never looked
! back as he rose the hill. The next
day / saw him at railroad station
eleven miles away, and while the train
was waiting constable collared him,
headed him down the track and start
ed him Off with "liftn which loosen.
ed the roots of his hair. Twenty rods
away the man halted long enough tc
shout back:
"If thar's airy Yankee on that train
l want him to take notice of how north
ern capitalists seeking investments ir
this country are made to feel to home
and taken to the bosom of the PEG
ple!"-Detroit Free Press.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
Ia If any Wonder

that DR.. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery
outsells all other blood and liver medicines,
since it possesses such superior curative prop
critics as to warrant its manufacturers in sup
plying it to the people las they are doing,
through druggsts) under conditions such as
no other medicine is sold under, viz: that ii
money paid for it viii be- PROMPTLY returned.
It cures all diseases arising from deranged
liver, or from impure blood, as biliousness,
silver complaint all skin and scalp diseases,
salt-rheum, letter. scrofulous sores and swell,
ings, fever-sores, hip-joint disease and kindred
ailments
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
The Same Shape.

One day a half grown chicken got
its foot caught some way. and made a
dreadful fuss about it. Mamma was
away, but Ava remembered to tell her
the story when she came home.
at hollered and hollered," she said
"and pretty soon grandma pulled its
foot out. 1t sounded just like Aunt
Elias canaries, mammal
'.Oh no." laughed mamma, II guess
notm
"Well, anyhow" protested Ava, sit
made the same shape noise, only lots
bigger, of course!"-Youth's Compan-
ion
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
A Cruel Disappointment.

Intimate Friend-Oh, Bertha, a gen.
tleman paid you fine compliment last
evening.
Mrs. Buxom-My dear Alice, what
was itP Don't keep me in suspense
second.
81 really don't know that ought to
tell you. 1t was whispered to me by
friend of mine who must be q very
great admirer Of you.
"How provoking you are, Alice.
Why don't you tell me what he saidp"
HE said you were the prettiest wo.
man OF the party"
"Who was itp Who? Don't torture
me, dear"
"Your husband"
"Oh-only he-how could you.
Alicew-Time.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
A Matter of Probability,

The first article of the new constitu-
ton of Japan recently promulgated
provides that '.the empire of Japan
shall be reigned over and governed by
line OF emperors unbroken for ages
enternal." just as like as not the
Japs will some day decide that this
clause is unconstitutional. -Philadel,
phia Ledger.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
The Mind jealousy,

The mind-jealousy is harder for
some women to bear than the heart
jealousy. No vulgar dread of coarse
unfaithfulness can implant such a
sting in the breast as does the dread
that the man who is loved may find a
higher pleasure with another woman
than the one who loves him. The
coarse intidelity may be despised; the
contempt it shows may be met with
contempt; but the loftier feeling that is
satisfied by the loftier sympathy cam
not be despised and treated with con-
teppt.-St Louis Magazine.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
Grammar and Business.

Not long ago a merchant in Cincin.
natl discharged his-what is the botan-
ical term for typewriter girlp-be-
cause she said II have saw" and Il
would OF done So" etc. Two weeks
later he failed, went all to smash, and
his creditors will be powerful glad to
get 80 cents where they should get q
dollar. There are some things in bus
mess, beloved, worse than bad gram
mar and poor spelling. Some things.
know a man whose spelling would
make your back ache while his check
would make your heart sing for q
month. in Brooklyn Eagle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
When Thou Art Near.

When thou art near, my life to cheer,
There Turk no dreary phantoms near,
But all the world is fair and bright,
And hope, like morning out of night,
Springs into being, fresh and clear.
With subtitle charm, thy presence dear,
Calls to mine eyes affections tear,
And thrills my soul with fond delight
When thou art near.
When thou art gone, sadness drear
My bosom holds-a sense Of fear
That thou'lt not always thus requite
The love that holds me by its might;
But all misgivings disappear
When thou art near.
Walter S. Peaslee.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
A Head for Figures.

Teacher-Can you tell me the popu-
lation of Wurtemburg?
First Scholar, 1881 500.
Teacher-Very good; still not quite
correct. Does anybody else know?
Second Scholar, 1881 800.
Teacher-That's right!
First Scholar-Why, know that;
but as we got little sister yesterday,
/ thought it would make one more. -
Fliegende Blaetter.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

Students, Teachers (male or temale), Clergy
men. and others in need of change of employ
ment, should not fail to write to B. +. johnson
Il Co, 1909 Main St., Richmond, Va. Their
great success shows that they have got the true
Ideas about making money. They can show
you how to employ odd hours proftably.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
Blood Will Show Itself.

Mrs. Hyde Parkins CLOSING the re-
cital of a domestic difficulty)-And
then, of course, had to advertise at
once for new cook. got forty an
swers, and the only one who seemed
any good forgot to put her address.
(Archly) Irish, of course.
Capt. O'Paddy with view to de-
Tending the honor of his "counthry")
All, then, why didn't We write and
ask her for it?-Judy.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

/ heartily endorse the above state
ment. / believe Hibbard's Rheumatic
Syrup and Plasters are remedies which
have no equal in the treatment OF
rheumatism and all blood diseases.
VIM. VANDERLINDEN, Druggist,
Pella, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

If you are compelled to smoke fve-cent
cigar from motives of economy, don't claim
that it is the best in town.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

II you are doubtful as to the use of Dobbins
Electric Soap, and cannot accept the experience
of millions who use it, after the "a years it has
been on the market, one trial will convince you.
Ask your grocer for it. Take no imitation.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

When morose man forgets himself and
smiles, he always looks ashamed Of it after
wards,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

When Baby was sick, we gave her castoHa, -
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When sho nsd Children, she gave them castoria
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

II doing could only undo! Who would not
work faithfully for year to undo that which
was done In a momentl-Atchison Globe.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

It is the belief Of the poor man that there is
no happiness that cannot be purchased with
money.
We all think we do not get the credit we
deserve, but do We not occasionally get credit
that we do not deserved
There il at least one comfort In life; pros
poets are always good.-Atchson Globe.
A man who has present need not worry so
much about his future.
The rat will never wait for the cat that stops
to wash its whiskers.
The man who commits the crime mover be
lieves that he Is q criminal.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

II you want to be happy, have as little to
think Of as possible when you go to bed
Atchison Globe.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

When married woman talks great deal Of
the sins of men, it is a sign that her husband
does not behave himself,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

An Atchison man is called "Bustles" by his
acquaintance, because his wife sits down on
him so much.-Atchison Globe.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

$500 Reward for an incurable case of chronic
Nasal Catarrh offered by the manufacturers of
DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Soc, by druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

It is easier to become reconciled to the mis-
fortune Of friend than to the good fortune of
an enemy-Atchison Globe.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
ExPER1ENCE
or a. Prominent Farmer, of Mari,

or q Prominent Farmer, OF Marion
County, Iowa. /,
My wife has for a. long; time been
troubled with liver and kidney troubles
and constipation of the bowels. Four
bottles of Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup
has done her more good than all the
other medicine she ever took. 1t is the
greatest blood medicine ever put up,
we think. N. j. BAKER, Farmer,
Pella, Marion County, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

How completely the clerk who thinks every
holiday should be observed changes his opin-
ions when he becomes proprietor.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

desire to raise the devil. Some of them re-
sist it, but most Of them do not.-Atchison
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30
BLOOD POISON
or Forty-Five Years Standing.

or Forty-Five Years Standing.
For forty-five years I have been
afflicted with blood poison, liver and
rheumatic difficulties. The past three
years have been so lame that it was
with much pain that l could move
about. Part of the time was confined
to my bed: My blood was so much
diseased that my skin was in a very
unhealthy state. Six bottles Of Hib-
bard's Rheumatic Syrup has done me
more good than all the other medicines
I have ever taken. Many of my
friends have used it through my advice,
and in every case it has proven won
derful remedy. 1 have known of some
wonderful cures of dyspepsia and neu-
ralgia- 1t is truly a great medicine.
Mrs. MARY BIDDLE.
Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup and
Plasters are remedies of great merit.
I believe they have no equal in the cure
of rheumatism and all blood diseases.
d. H. RICHARD, Druggist,
Mitchellville, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit grain, grass and stock country In
the world. Full Information free: Address ne
oregon Immigration Board, Portland, Oregon
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

FIJI. CHENEY g. CO., Toledo, o., Proprs Of
HALLS Catarrh Cure, offer 500 reward for any
case Of catarrh that cannot be cured by taking
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for testimonials
fraat Sold by druggists, 75c.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

That which is regarded rs mirthful in you'll
is regarded as pathetic Stiffness in old age.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaat
Thomson's Eye Water. Druggists sell 1t. &c
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

oI1tTIH > 5dICs
Smoke the Sheriff Sale Segar, a straight 10C
Havana Cigar for 5 cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-05-30

One rib in mans body should be called
Curiosity; it is claimed by some that the Lord
made woman out of curiosity.