New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-04
UNCLE SAM AND MISS CANADA.
whats your fortune, my pretty maid
My debts are my fortune SIR she said
Then can't annex you, my pretty maid"
"NObody asked you, SIR" she said.
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NV debts fortune, SIR she SAID.
Then can't annex you. my pretty maid'
Nobody asked you, SIR" she said
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Says 1.-THE San Diego Bce' If we ever TO
divert the travel of the ultra rich Fasteners from
Southern Europe Southern California, we must be
less earnest about immediate rental advantage and
moro earnest for roOmines5 and parks and gardens,
and especially tree growing. 1t Is thousand pitles
that mon have so great power to be mentally blind
AFamiliar subject-Able Edltor-Yes, sir Mr.. scrib-
bier, have place for You on the stan II You wish
It, When did you leave the paper over the way and
what was your work there
Mr.. scribbler-This morning. l wrote the political
editorials.
pltchng into the political editorial drivel which has
been appearing in that paper yS-(Philadelphia
Record.
A London correspondent says that the name of
tho author of "she' is pronounced "Reeder Has
gard,7 with tho accent on gard" OF course every
Anglomanac will forthwith adopt this unique pro-
nunciaton.
Office boy 10 his employerl-Mr Brown outside, So,
wants TO see the junior partner Junior partnerCNot
him in; he owes me forty.-IIarperS Bazar
Tho Haytians are rctaliadng against the United
States by pronounclng the of our gallant Admiral
~Lucy"
One of our esteemed contemporaries puts these
headlines over its account of local happening AN
Misses Miss Yetta Friesn What fecitous obituary
IL at editor could write !-(Chlcago News.
Some startling facts regarding the state of the
aborng classes in Austria have Just been brought to
light in a report made by " dc Vogelsang. director of
the Austrian Social Reform Review His Inquiries
extend over series of years and include nearly 300
different branches of manufacture and industry. in
which over 100000 persons are employed. He found
that In the towns Of Lower Austria, IN the drying
works for calico prints, women and girls were OBJ
lged to work from a. m to 10 p M In temperature
of over 100 degrees. In nearly every branch OF
manufacture he examined, fourteen hours labor per
day was the average, ninety-nine hours per week
In factories at Warnsdorf, Bohemia, children under
thirteen years were required to work as long as
adults In the manufacture of chemical products az
Auslz Bohemia. Of the workmen are required
To labor twenty four hours at stretch, and some Of
them are obliged to do tbirty-six hours for days
work The pay Of these wretched people is given as
follows: Coal miners working by the piece can earn
from - to 50 cents day by the day, from 20 to As
cents coal workers from 40 to 80 cents; workers In
oil well; from 30 TO 40 cents: women in factories
can earn only from 90 to 80 cents day, and chill
dren from to g cents. Chemical makers get
from d to 90 cents; workers the same; paper
makers from SO 10 90 cents for men, and from is
TO 40 cents for women. The figures are about the
same all the way through the list
More Trlbulaton.--Mother-w the matter now
Daughter-Oh Im in such trouble u seems as
II I'd 70 crazy You this little autograph album
that MI NicefelOw gave ne
Certainly and it's a beauty"
We'll. on the hy-lcaf I've found the store price
mark and II can't make out whether. boo, hoo (!
whether it means 50 or 80 "-Philafephia Record
The discussion in regard 10 Robert Elsmere' be
tween Bishop Huntington and the Rev. DR.. Calthorp
of Syracuse, IS described battle between theology
cal giants Some of the clergy in tho central part Of
the State say that Mrs. Wards novel upsettng the
faith Of many of their hocls.
A Tresome Caller-Nrs windshield the baby q
pictures got out for Mrs. Mints to look at. such a
tircsone creature she IS She was here for nearly
half an hour this afternoon, and did nothing but talk
about the baby.
Mr. Wnks-Bloss his little heart. So the ladies'
come and sit and admire and talk about tho niue
cherub do they OF course they do they can't help
loving -
Mrs Wlnks-Craclous me! It wasn't my baby She
talked about 1t her own. philadelphia Record.
Some ono calls upon the people Of Poughkeepsic to
spell the name Of the town as they pronounce it -
Phepsy it is SAFE say that the citizens would
rather die than give up single letter of the dear old
name.
Rather Small Pracuce.-Young DOctor-Yes, ex-
pect that II Will 60 pretty slow when first open an
Office until get started little.
Old DuctOr-We you bet IL WILL Why, when |
first hung out my single sat In my oihcc Tor three
months and only had one case.
Young DOctor-Whew That was pretty tough
wasn't il? Only one case and what was that a case
old Doctor-A case Of instruments-(Puck