The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-10-04
BREAKFAST BUDGET,
IT'S better AiIpF all. We think,
That May and Jane and Hannah
Should practice Jaw aud madeleine
And mt nm Ih0 Diannhh.a


Boston claims population Of 4l5rOO0,
Henry Irving is contemplating tour
in Australia,
A new novel by Dumas is expected
about Christmas,
The hobby Of Banker 0leWS, Of New
York, is a $4,000 bathroom.
There are several false styles In this
falls tiles.-Mtr York JournSl.
Gov. Fitzhugh Lee is growing so stout
that he can not mount a horse,
Face powder made Of egg shells 10 the
rage now with brunette beauties.
The National Association OF Stationary
Engineers has now a membership Of five
thousand.
A Plttston (Pa.) clothier announces a
great JohnstoWn flood sale Of fine
clothing"
Bass calls bis wife Phonograph because
she tells everything that Is told her,
Boston Transcript.
The chimney sweep Is Contented TEL
low at least he Is always sooted.-Bing'
hdmt0n Republican.
Some cleIgylnen think they can get re-
liglon into people by the power OF CRAWL
ty.-Bo,iOH Herald,
When an Engishman wants office he
Stands" for It and then "sits." Ameri.
cans run and lie.-AunIeyI Weekly
A bunch Of celery containing twelve
pIo1Lo hnu iuuI ham uaIhurad AZ = ulan,u
200. 1t weighed thirty Ave pounds.
An Augusta, Me-, lady started out to
collect 100000 postage stamps. She
has accumulated 100000, and is ready to
sell cut.
Among the prizes awarded at the Paris
Exposition to American exhibitors was
gold medal to the public schools Of
Michigan.
stranger-"What, in connection with
bicycle riding, strikes you most fotCi.
bly2" Bicycle rider-"The oad."-Har-
pert BdEar.
Grover Cleveland Is expected to at.
tend the Pennsylvania State Convention
OF Democratic clubs at Philadelphia
on October Is.
In Belmont county an old gobblCr at.
tackled and killed playful young puppy
because he persisted In chasing the
young turkeys.
Fashion is welhenogh. 1trelieves the
monotony Of existence. But no man
can loak intellectual in wide trousers
Henry IHatier,on.
JEFF Devis, Roger @. Mills, Addison
CammaCk and the latO Judge Terry
were all born In tho same neighborhood
In Todd county, Ky.
Tho best known library OF Welsh
hooks in this country Is owned by Mr..
II. Blackwell, Of New York. 1t com.
prises about 600 volumes.
A woman Is a very contradictory crea.
ture. Even at the, altar she tells the
officiating minister that shs would rather
knOt.-Piisburgh Chronicle,
He is a very divertlng fellow who di.
verts the use Of public funds; but he
makes his best friend laugh on the wrong
side Of his mOuth.-Picdyune.
The Boston Transcript Is trying Ia
boom the word "netagrabolise," which
signifies to give ones self more trouble
about thing than it Is worth.
Sttanger-"Can you direct Inc to .
dentist who administers GASP" Citizen
mo, but can direct you to a barber
who does."-BurlingIon Fr" Pres.
President Harrison likes West vir
pinia so well that he Ia said To have da
cided to build a summer cottage at thu
town Of ElEins, in Randolph county.
Rev. Father Johann Martin scbleyer
the inventor Of VOlapuk, eau write anC
speak twenty.three languages, includ
ing Chinese and three African Ian
guages.
Grandma" Brown, Of Colebrook
Mass, who will celebrate her Tooth birth
day anniversary October II, II che lives
had her eyesIght completely restored
few days ago.
Prof. Charles R. Lanman, who ha
been In India for the past year, is ex
peCted back In Cambridge In a few days
where no will resume his work as pro
fessDr OF Sanscrit,
AT tho Free Circulating library Il
New York "Ben Hur" Is now In create
demand than any other wotk OF fiction
Heretofore "UnCle Toms Cabin" ha
been the leader.
Mr.. Stephen D. Elklns Is quoted a
predicting that the new town OF Elkin
on the West Virginia Central railroa
will become the metropolis Of the intel
Tor Of West Virginia.
Jay Gould's youthful book, the Hi
tory Of Delaware County, n. T." va
well done. A stray copy Of II MOI
commands very high price. Quo wa
sold in New York City for $40.
Isaac HedelAnger, Of schWonksvillt
Pa, was walking through his yard a
! evening or two since when he collide
with the clothes line. When he cam
to lis senses he found his jaw broken.
An agreeable feature Of the election
In the four new western States ID thu
no frauds ara charged, nor were an
committed by either party. Som
Of Uncle Sans children Of a large
growth might profit BY the example &
! ny theB0 youngsters,
The Second National Bank, Of MOI
gantown, and tue First National Ban
\ Of Grafton, have refused 10 receive III
= State dpposlls at three per cent lnletes
[, that being the rate demanded BY IN
Il Board Of Public Works. The rate pAl
Il by tho banks heretofore was two pt
cent.
L AAd now they are trying 10 make y
y believe that the fellow who stole Nj
I James Brown pottef'S diamonds 10
!, West YlrgIniAn. This Is TOO mucI
d Possibly Mrs, Potter might Ret eva
y with d. BY giving a performance
4 some point within the sLAte,-PafkH
n, burg Journal,
il There 10 now 4 movement on foot
: ofgAblle An association Of the best bAI
ball clubs Of this State Into what will
known "a the West Virginia Base ID
!. League. The idea ID 10 have the eluI
/ Of Huntington, PAfkenhurg, CRATIC
, MAftlnsbufp, Falfmohl, Wheeling, No