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The Penn's Grove record., 1889-09-14
tOCL FOX THOUGHT

We should be careful how w encour-
age Injuries.
Pride is never SO offensive as when IN
chains.
A sealskin sacque does not always
keep the heart warm.
When men are lonely they stoop to
any companionship.
The darkest cloud often contains the
most fruitful showers.
An open enemy Is to be respected, a
secret one to be suspected.
The pure worship of a pure heart is
an inspiration and a song.
There may be loyalty without love,
but never love without loyaly.
A golden key will often find the way
to unlock many a secret drawer.
Intellect has been called the starlight
of the brain. Religion is tie starlight
of the soul.
Absence is to love what fasting is to
the body-a little stimulates it, but IL
long abstinence is fatal.
There are none that fall so unpitied
as those that have raised themselves
upon the spoils of the public.
Fine manners are like personal beau.
ty-a letter of credit everywhere.
Death is a sleepIess messenger and life
u wakeful handmade of creation.
Truth is as impossible to be soiled by
any outward touch as the sunbeam.
"Doing as well as you know how" is
all right if you always know how to dc
well.
by our law, no good is to lie left un
done towards all; not the good of TIN
tongue. the hand. the heart.
God designs that a charitable inter.
! course should be maintained anon.
men, mutually pleasant and beneficial
If you enlist in the army, say a pray
er; if you go TO sea, say two; if you ge
married, say three.
We always like those who admire lis
we do not always like those whom W
admire.
Truth may be defined as the shortes
possible distance from n point to an
ether.
Nature seems to exist for the excel
lent. The world is upheld by the ver
acity Of good men; they make the cart
| wholesome. We call orr children an,
our lands by their names; their work
and efigies are in IL houses.
Babylon in all its desolation is a sigh
not so awful as that of the human min
i'll ruins. .
Very often the man who ''boils wit
Indignation. one day SINNERS with re
greet the next morning, especially if hi
wrath be put in cold type.
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How SHE ToLD.-A little curly
headed girl of about s years was leaning
out of a window on Second street, in
North Seattle, when a team attached to
a transfer wagon went rafting by. She
suddenly turned to her companion and
cried:
"Oh, see, Uncle Fred, there docs two
mools."
"How do you know they are mules?
Maybe they are horses"
mo, sir. l dess / know moods from
horses"
"How do little girls know the differ
ence, Pet?"
"Why, horses have hair tails and
moods just only have meat tails"
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HaHGRats Exosr.ianh.

The Chicago 4 Northwestern Railway Of
fers exceptional opportunities tor an inspec.
ton Of the cheap lands and growing businsss
csutsrs Of Iowa, Minnesota, Nsbcaska wyom-
Ing North and south Dakota, Colorado and
tAs Far West apa Sesthwesssbys series Of
Harvest Excursions. for which ticksas will b
so,d at half rataaspt ono fare for hsrouna
tip. Excursions leave Chicago. August oh
and soth, September nth and 18th, and octo.
ber sta. For full particulars address e. T.
WILSON, General Passenger Agent Chicago q
North Weatsra Railway, Chicago, Illinois,
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An absolutely eract straight-edse o.

An absolutely exact strsight-edge o.
more than IS inches 10 a wonder meon-
anism. One OF 6 feet was not recently
believed possible, although several bal
been made on plans web-like and truss
construction. 1t has been claime'i,
however, that almost absolute exact
ness has been secured by q straight edge
IL feet long. The appliance looks IKE
an earched truss, the highest spring OF
the arch being only 20 inches In length
Of II feet. The space between the
chord and spring is filed with diagonal
lattice work; the whole is a casting on
which no peening with the hammer IS
allowed. Three Of these straight edges
have been made, one remaining in the
establishment where built and two go.
ing TO technical colleges. Each OF
them has been tested by each other,
and proved to be practically perfect.
Such a tool is invaluable In testing
lathes and planer beds.
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TOMATO CATsUP.-One gallon of
strained tomato juice, four tablespoon
fuls each Of salt, allspice and cloves;
eight pods of red peppers and n table,
spoonful of mustard seed. Pound the
spices well and let them simmer in a
quart of vinegar until the strength is
boiled out Of them. Put the tomato
Juice on to boil and let it simmer very
gently until reduced one-half; then re-
lmove it from the fire; mix the spiced
vinegar with 1t and add four table,
lspoonfuls Of ground black pepper and
zone teaspoonful of cayenne pepper.
bottle and keep tightly corked. A
handful of garlic or six or eight large
onions boiled with the tomatoes will
improve the catsup greatly.
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CAUSE FOR DoUBT.-"You doubt
mel, he exclaimed. "Have l not told
YOU over and over again that I loved
Won, and you only; and did 1 ever vet
tell you an untruth, Katharine?n
81 would that l could have absolute
faith in you" she replied, sitting a sob:
.sbut-but l heard you tell Uncle that
YOU once caught a brook trout that
weighed three pounds and six ounces"
and the tears flowed down the fair
Young face, while he tapped the ground
with bis foot, and solemnly gazed DER
the wide blue sea.
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TOMATO CATsUP.-Half a bushel of
tomatoes, one pound Of salt, a quarter
pound Of allspice, n ounce Of cloves,
two small boxes of mustard, n quart
Of strong vinegar, a quarter pound of
black pepper, a half ounce Of cayenne
pepper, twenty cloves of garlic, six on
ions, two pounds Of brown sugar. Boil
three hours, strain and bottle. Seal
well and keep in a dry place.
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AN

AN
not fail to insert an advertisement about
o lost Fido."
Husband-'Fear not" (Exit.)
Wife, reads in paper the lowing
morning-"Ten dollars reward. Lost
last Monday, a measly, hare Tipped,
cross eyed old yellow pup. answering to
the name Of Fido. He has no tail. is
wild with'fleas, has a glass eye, and his
whines would make a rhinosceros shud-
der. Knows how TO bite. Fifty dol
lars reward if he isreturned in a hearse.
(Wife faints.)
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COLD TOMATO CATspP.-Scald and
take the skins off of half a peck of ripe
tomatoes, cut them up and heat them,
and run through a colander. Add three
roots Of grated horseradish, six stalks
Of celery, cut fine; n cupful Of onions,
cut fine; n cupful of sugar, n cup
full Of mustard seed, six tablespoonfuls
of salt, one tablespoonful each Of black
pepper, mace and cloves, ground; six
large red peppers, seeded and cut fine;
and about three pints of white wine
vinegar.
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A signaling siren, or a fog-horn,
worked by hand, has been introduced
by Herr P~faunenstiel, and is to be tried
by the Trinity House authorities. In
Germany it has been found capable OF
signaling to a distance Of ten miles.
The sound is produced by the vibration
Of three steel springs. two of equal
length and one shorter. They are con-
nected so as to swing together and are
actuated by p~istons. the air-blast set up
by the pistons escaping by the funnel
mouths. Two sirens are usually placed
together to give two notes of different
pitch. The signals Of the message are
produced by short and long strokes OF
the piston on the heightened siren, ac-
cording to a code Of signals, and the
low-pitched siren is sounded at the
completion OF each letter to avoid con-
fusion.
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TOMATO CATsUP.-Stew and then
strain three pecks of ripe tomatoes. To
the strained juice add half a gallon of
vinegar, two ounces Of whole cloves,
two ounce of whole allspice, two ounces
of cayenne pepper, n tablespoonful of
ground black pepper, half a pint Of salt;
boil all together gently for three hours,
strain and bottle.
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WELCOMING fMMIGRATION.-Over
the Border. First C~itizen-"I see that
there has been another big ~defalcation
in the States"
Second citizen-"Have you heard
where he is going to settle? I've got a
nice place that I've been holding for a
long time. ! should"
"Guess you'll have to hold it a little
while longer. / saw the gentleman a
month ago and sold him my mansion on
the heights"
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The Morristown. N. j., Driving
Park Fall races will be trotted Septems
Der 10 to IL. All the advertised cla-.
SEES filed excepting the $50 pace an
The /. 30 trot, and the association now
substitute the following: September
u-Purse, $3.50; free for all PAGERS
Gossip Jr. barred). September r.
Purse $3.50; free for all -: ny Harry
likes barred).
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| TIE great storm Of January 90, 1884.
Is pronounced by r~deteorologists to
have been one Of the most remarkable
that ever visited the British Isles. from
the fact that the barometer fell to 81. 80
Inches at Kilcreggan, and an examIna-
ton of the past records shows no other
reading of the barometer s low as
this. The rate Of the motion Of the
wind in this storm was only thirty
miles an hour.
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A FOUND of saltpetre to each square
rod Of ground is recommended as an
excellent quick-acting manure for flow-
er-beds, and it is also excellent for
strawberry plants. As 1t is easily solu-
bic In water it Is noon appropriated by
plants, and gives immediate results.
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Capt. lie Vallois and three other engi-
neer officers, at present engaged In
Morocco in making military surveys,
accompany the army of the Sultan this
year On the annual mission of collect.
ing tribute from the more turbulent OF
the tribes. 1t is expected that this will
result in giving to the world some new
and interesting information of parts
regarding which little OF nothing is
known with certainty at present.
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BoIls and pimples and other affections arising
from impure blood may appear at this season,
when the blood is heated. Hoods sarsaparilia
removes the cause ofthese troubles BY purifying,
vltalizing, and enriching the blood, ana az tne
same time II gives strength to the whole system.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-09-14

Probably the largest and finest perfect
plate glass ever made in this country
has just been finished at Je~ffersonyille.
Ky. 1t contains 156 square feet and
measures 104x216 inches.
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A MAN was running down Bates
street towards the river the other after
noon when a policeman confronted him
and asked for an explanation.
''They're after mel" gasped the man.
"Who?"
1.-THE doctors"
"What do the doctors want of your"
"They want to experiment on Inc
with the elixir of life. Please don't let
'em; don't sirl"
81 should think you'd be perfectly
willing to be experimental on. 1t
might set you back 10 years in vigor."
"That's just the rub, sir. Pm salts
fed it would. and 10 years ago every
time l was arrested for vagraney l
looked so strong and healthy that his
honor sent me up"
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Cams Kidney Cure for
Dropsy. Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's.
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv,
business, &C. Cure guaranteed. 81,
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 a bottle. q
for IS, or druggist. 1000 certificates Of
cures, Try 1t.
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SLIGHTLY INACCURATE.-"Say,"
said the herdic driver, after ringing his
reminder-bell with great enthusiasm,
''one of you fellows wants to pay your
fare"
There was no response.
"Look here" he exclaimed impa-
tiently, somebody hasn't paid his fare
yet, and 1 want it."
"Ah," remarked a mild-mannered
man, as he stepped up and deposited a
nickel in the box, "why didn't you say
that In the first place."
81 did,"
81 beg your pardon, but what you
said was that somebody Uantsd to pay
his fare. l protest against that fotm of
expression as utterly inaccurate and be-
traying an entire ignorance Of n OF
the principal traits Of human nature"
WAITER, 1859 Thursday night
"Here's q fellow wants q beef stew"
Restaurant keeper-"ItM be Friday
in one minute, Billy. Give him a clam
chowderi".
MAsHER-"Gadl what a lovely young
bather. Who is she?"
Big stranger, quietly-'sMrs. K"
"Any incumbrances?"
eyes, one."
"AhI how oldP"
(Courteonsly) - "Coming 20; don't
look it, do II"
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When Dobbins' Electric Soap vas nrst maas
in 1854 1t cost 20 cents q bar; Is precsSely sne
sast XII INV II III yobr grocer and preserve
Your Clothes II he kasn't1t, he will get 1t.
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According to computations made
from Prof. Quimby's surveys, Mas
sachusetts is holding 100 square miles
of land which are claimed to rightfully
belong to New Hampshire.
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There is a movement on. foot to de-
velop the oil-flelds of Canada this year.
Oil was taken from a place $50 miles
north of Edmonton cave, according to
an analysis by Prof. Chapman, OF
Toronto, the following result: ''Inflam-
mable volatile matter, o.. 90 per cent.
and fixed carbon and ash, SAT per cent.
The volatile matter consists Of hydro
carbons. The gum presents the usual
character and composition of crude
petroleum.
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The quality on intimacy which breaks
down all the barriers to politeness
should never be tolerated.

There Is a tide In the affairs OF men which II
affairs are at a low ebb now, don't fail to Hrite
to b. johnson & Co, 1908 Main ST., Rich.
mond, Va, who have plans that will enable Won
to make money rapidly,
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FITS; Al Fits siopped rise BY Or. Kline. a,.,,
Nerve Restorer. No Fits s!,ar nrst days use. NJ NJ
Vicious cures. Tresttse AMI u. 90 trial 6ottle frss y.
Iii eases- Send 70 Dr. KIine. ssl Arcn St Pima IA
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Use the Frazer Axle Grease, us the pes.
in the world-will wear twice ~ ivns
any other. Ask your dealer ior ~ Ano
take no other.
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A LESSON IN PHYSICS. Little Ike
Uncle Rastus. does cold make ebry-
thing git littlerP"
Uncle Rastus--''Yas, 1t do; cold will
always contrac'; don't you member
night TO last Christmas de woodpile o.
Parson Jones dat Ibis mex to me swunk
up in one night t. nex' t. nothin'?,
"But don't you member, Uncle Ras-
tus, how de pile o. wood by de side O.
de stove, in de cabin got heap bigger?"
"Well, twas hot in de room, you lit
tie idyot; heat makes things bigger.
You amt got de sense you was born
Wid.D
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rrass Axis Grease.

This is the month for laying down
A course of gravel on the garden walks.
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The USE OF WORDS. - Lawyers
clerk-"WW yeu take . chair, Niss?"
Boston girl-"N9, thank YOU ]
wouldn't know what to do wtkh It. But
h1n IL down, Z ! may.n
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There is a great deal of virtue in this
world that is like jewelry-more for
ornament than use.
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Fruit Ia only occasionally used as
decoration for hats and bonnet6.
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Many Of the summer dresses made
with thin fabrics have bodices without
darts.
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The Revue Sc,enttfque, January 8,
1884, states that NJ. Joanes Chatin has
found a parasite in the common onion
that gives rise to disease. M. Pasteur,
who has examined it, finds it similar to
the parasite of mildew in wheat, but
with less vitality. The affected plants,
1t is said, should be pulled up and
burned,
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Miss HoRTENsE, Of Boston-"In-
deed, I can hardly look into the deep,
opalescent amethyst of the star-be-
spangled midnight sky without recall
ing Rosetti's ''thin, blue flames of souls
on their way to heaven.' Then, too,
the soulfulness of inner mentality is
grand ! Have you read ''Sully's Psy-
~chologyp"
MI. Charles, also Of Boston-"No,
but l think / shall, first chance 1 get,
since he did up Kilrain in such great
shape"
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The curculio attacks the plum, peach,
cherry and other fruits, but prefers the
plum.
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Scarf wells three Fights of a ward
wide, scalloped on the lower edge. are
worn with travelling hats.
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PICALILLY-FIT FOR A QUEEN.-
One-quarter peck of green tomatoes, one
dozen red peppers, one-half dozen sharp
green peppers, one-half dozen sweet
green peppers, one dozen onions. Chop
all fine. Pour owe n quart Of vim
egar and let stand until morning.
Squeeze out dry. Mix one-quarter
pound Of ground yellow mustard with
one quart Of vinegar and one pound of
sugar. Mix all together and place in
'sir tight jars. Highly recommended.
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! GREEN TOMATO CHOW Chow
One peck of green tomatoes, six white
onions, three red peppers, three green
peppers, sliced and sailed over night.
Drain them well and put in your kettle
together. with M cupful of grated
horseradish, one cupful of brown sugar,
one tablespoonful each OF mustard,
cloves, allspice and cinnamon, if you
like. Cover with good cider vinegar
and boil two hours, stirring occasional
To
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The basket-worm, so injurious to
evergreens, has been found IN ciimDihg-
roses this season.
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PICKED GREEN ToMAToEs.-Slice
very fine green tomatoes, onions, pep
pers, and celery, if you like. Place a
layer of each in your jars, pour over
cold salt water and set the jars in a ket-
tie of water and let them get hot
through. Then drain through a colan-
der and place in the jars again, covering
with good vinegar in which has been
boiled cloves, whole peppers, sugar,
mustard seed and celery seed.
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+; CHOW CHow.-One quart Of small
onions, a quarter peck of beans, boiled
in salt water, one head Of cabbage, cut
up; fifty pickles, three stalks of celery,
one root Of horseradish, three heads of
cauliHower, boiled in salt water. Mix
all together and salt for two hours.
Three-quarters of a pound Of yellow
mustard, n ounce each OF whole
cloves, mace and cinnamon. Scald the
spices in the vinegar and strain. Mix
the mustard with a little cold vinegar.
Stir all together well and put in air.
tight jars or bottles.
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Rupture cure guaranteed Inv

DR.. j.: b. Mayer, SCI Arch St., Phirs.
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de.
lay from business, attested By thon.
sands Of cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular.
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FRENCH MUsTARD.-Slice up an on
ion in a bowl, cover with vinegar and
leave two or three days; then pour off
the vinegar into a basin and put in suf-
fclent salt, pepper and brown sugar to
suit the taste, and mustard enough to
thicken. Mix well together and set on
the stove until it boils.
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GREEN TOMATO PICKLES. - One
peck Of green tomatoes sliced, n doz-
en- onions sliced, n ounce each of
whole cloves, mustard seed, allspice; a
quarter pound of ground mustard, one
ounce and a half of black pepper. Put
a layer of tomatoes, then a layer of on
ions, then a sprinkling Of salt, then an
other layer Of tomatoes, and SO on; let
stand over night. Drain off all the IL
quor, put them in a porcelain-lined ket-
tie with all the other ingredients, cover
with vinegar and simmer gently fifteen
minutes. Put away in stone or glass
lars
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He that accuses all mankind Of cor.I
ruption ought to remember that he h
uys 10 eenvist only enA.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-09-14

$500 Reward offered for an incurable case Of
Catarrh by the proprietors Of DR.. Sage's heme-
dy. 50 cts, by druggists.
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CHOW Cnow.-A quarter peck Of
white onions, a quarter peck of string
beans, one dozen green peppers, three
heads Of cauliflower, one head of cab
bage, fifty cucumbers. After cutting
the vegetables, eason them with celery
seed and mustard seed; add one-half
pound Of table mustard and a table,
spoonful of tumeric. Cover the whole
with good cider vinegar and boil slowly
for two hours, then add two tablespoon
fuls of olive oil and bottlP.
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TOMATO PICKLES. - Choose small
red or yellow tomatoes, prick them
with Q pin, put in glass or stone jars,
add two or three dozen nasturtium
seeds to each quart, with good
cold cider vinegar. They will be ready
for use in two weeks and will keep all
winter.
FRENCH PICKLE. - One peck of
green tomatoes sliced, two heads of
cabbage cut as for slaw, twelve large
chopped, twelve green peppers
chopped, four tablespoonfuls each Of
ground cloves, allspice, celery seed, and
salt to taste. Cover with strong cider
vinegar and boil two hours. When
done and cold, seal in jars and keep in
Q dry place.
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MULTUM IN PARvo.-"See here, my
good lady," said Bachelor Tompkins,
coming down stairs, after his first night
at his new boarding house, and feeling
as IL he had been sleeping on the side
walk, ''haven't you a dining room?"
Certainly, sir; this way if you
please"
"But when I asked youto furnish me
with bed and board I didn't suppose I'd
have to have 'em both in my own apart
ment."
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Mr.. L IT. CroDeH, of Buffalo, points
out the remarkable freedom of the but
ternut from insect attacks. The oak is
preyed on by some $50 kinds of insects,
the elm by forty-seven, the pine by ITO,
the willow by %ninety-nlne, the maple
the most free generally of all trees,
by thirty-eight; but the butternut re-
ceives the attentions of only about
twenty.
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SMALL CrcUMBBR PICKLEs.-
Wash and wipe a quantity of small Gu
'cumbers and place them In jars. Cover
them with boiling brine strong enough
10 bear an egg; let stand twenty-four
hour. Then take them out, wipe.
place In clean Jars and cover with hot
vinegar spiced with an onion, twelve
whole cloves, one ounce OF mustard
seed and a little mace. They will be
ready for use In two weeks.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-09-14

A nell known French horticultural,
named Villermcz, recommends the
treatment of diseased plants with warm
water. The earth should be turned up
without touching the roots and then
carefully watered. 1t is believed that
the warm water removes from the soil
certain acid substances which are lnjur-
ious to many plants. Some marvellous
cures are described, and the experiment
is certainly worth trying.
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No AaENTs.-Mr. Wayside T. Raw
eler-"Can you give me something to
eat, MADAME"
Aunt Martha Oatcake-"Go long
with you'll 1t isn't five minutes since
another tramp was here"
"You do not suppose, madam, that l
am n Of his agents, come to impose
upon you a second time! No, indeed; l
make this request in my individual ca
p~acity."
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the Northumberland, ready at Rams
gate. The hfe-boat being ready for
testing, the crew came out and leaped
on the gunwale on one side to see if the
boat would upset, it was impossible to
upset 1t. Then, amid the huzzas of ex-
cited thousands, the boat was launched,
and it has gone and come, picking up a
great many of the shipwrecked. But 1
have to tell you of a grander
launching, and from the dry-docks of
heaven. Word came up that q world
was beating on the rockA In the pres
of the potentates Pf heaven the
life-boat of the worlds redemption was
launched. 1t showed of the golden
aVid angelic .hPsagna. The
of hrffsss Dead "a q bow,
it sailed on. and IL essni <aas sight
If us this h0ar- Ii 81 EGreu, it
'omes for NE. SOUL sS1 [few,o ii.