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The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

B. 8. BARRETT, a piano dealer Of Cleve-
land, skipped out and left his creditors
about 100000 out of pocket. Instead of
playing on harp of one thousand strings
i Is increased 70 sixty thousand this lime.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

Ex.PREsIDENT HAYES has turned his at.
teation to prison reform, and Ex.Presi-
dent Cleveland is praciicing law One
seeks 10 get person into the penitentiary
and the other to bring about a reform
while there and after he gets out.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

CANDIDATE Marquis will contest the
seat for the Presidency Of the Senate
Lieutenant Governor Lampson vas counted
in by plurality OF twenty-five votes. The
Democrats claim that illegal votes were
cast at the soldiers home.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

1875, and declined to stop and be intro
duced to the special delegation of our
officials who went out to meet him. Dom
has been relieved of his title OF Emperor
and we are glad of it.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

WHEN the official count is declared by
the Secretary of State something will be
said about the Constitutional Amendments
that have been adopted.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

MRS. GooDLoE, widow Of the late Col.
Goodloe Of Lexington, Ky, las applied TO
President Harrison for the collectorship OF
internal revenue.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

Mn. HAHN, the member-elect of i,he
Board Of Public Works, received the high
est number of votes of any State official
on the Republican ticket His plurality
is 4. 400.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20
CABINETS 81 PER DOz.
13 CABINETS, NICE FRAME
AND MAT FOR S2.38.

AND MAI FOR S2.3S.
Thanking our patrons for their
prompt and kindly response to our
ad. Of last week, we will further
say we have arranged direct with
the manufacturers SO that we can
supply to all who wish 13 cabinets
their choice of four frames, includ-
ing mats, all excellent in design
and quality, for the low price of
$2.38. We are enabled TO do this and
get as much for our work as those
who charge S2.75, as by booking
our own orders we save 25 cents,
also the agents commission on
the sale Of the frames. We pre-
fer to give our patrons, rather than
strangers, the whole benefit; and
you can have frames or not, as
You prefer. We believe this is
the best offer in this line ever
made in this vicinity. 1t is no
shoddy work, but for 80 we will
make as good cabinets as have
been or can be sent out by other
parties here for 81. in order to
serve our customers as promptly
as possible a large part of the
work will be done outside of the
gallery. How long this offer may
last we do not know. All orders
booked will be filed according TO
agreement. Let everybody get all
the pictures they want. Place
your orders early. Remember the
place, at SAUNDERS.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

THE city of Cleveland has been COM
pelled to bring an action against the bonds.
men Of absconding Treasurer Axworthy
TO enforce payment
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

Ex.PREsDENT HAYES delivered an ad.
dress at Nashville, Tenn, Saturday on
prison reform.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

Our Southern exchanges take great
deal of interest in the elections in the
Buckeye State.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20
Attachment Notice.

Jefferson Wood. Pin Before w.s. Eastman,
william Tvsker T psp, '.P. a,IS Of Camden nd Tp.
On the 18th day OF October, A. d. 1889, said
Justice issued an order OF attachment in the
above action for the sum Of Sixty-iye dollars
and sixteen cents. 46-4s
Camden. 0;t. %, 1889. Jefferson Wood.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

]. B. FORAKER got slashed in every
direction, and Lieutenant Governor-elect
Lampson got terribly wounded.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

The nutural gas wells in the vicinity Of
Findlay are said to be weakening.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

PRESIDENT HARRISON is to receive his
Thanksgiving turkey from the State Of
Rhode Island.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

The prisoners at the Lenitentiary will
have new bosses on or about Feb. 1st.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20
The Day Of Jubilee!

When we came TO Elyra, four years ago, those who
had grown fat high prices and large profits predicted
that would be driven out in two years. Since the limit
has expired feel happy that here that have
given patrons benefit day each year. Our third
nual Jubilee will be
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

LoRAN county has no cases of promi-
nence at the present term of court
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20

THE Prohibition vote reached twenty.
six thousand.
The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1889-11-20
Saturday,
November 23d.
This week. All who buy goods that day, either at our
Wellington or Eyra store, will receive discount of
Ten PER CENT.

The two stores joining in this celebration will give
people in all parts of this and adjoining countless chance
to congratulate for still living, and at the same time
receive discount of ten per cent from always low
prices.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
JnPHIsONED FOR DEBU.

There are rolius Of ~barbarisn 10 tho
statutes Of some OF the States enst OF
tho Mississippi yet. Ouly {. few years
nRn indiseuts were put on the ilpck in
the gent Stats OF Iilinois and sold to
tho bighe,t bidder for q stated tue,
generally six months. mud in the snmc
State they It'll have laws which permit
imprisonment for debt. Under this law
Mrs. josie Walters Was lrcLei up in n
cell In the county Jill ut Chicago last
week. Shs bought u cloak Of George
q. Crane e. Co. Of that city. ond being
unable to pny for il in consequence Of
her husband. who worked in tho ere
department, losing his position. the
Arm brought suit aud obtained Judge
msni against her for S28. An execu-
iion was issued. aud tie woman, hnv-
ing no property to sntisfy the Judgment,
was looked In n cell In the Jail. the firm
nhich held the judgment paying hor
hoard q week in advance. ms required
by law. As II Is the first time for years
That n woman haa been Imprisoned for
debt 10 Chicago, the cnse has given rise
60 much comment, md doubile.. tho
mort Legislature Of Illinois will be
called upon to repeal or modify The Inv .
-tSiiver State.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
mound valley.

Ep1ron ISDrPraDESr:-As intimated
in mr. last batch Of gossip sent to Your
lively paper from this somewhat re-
mote. but not unlive!y Larg. l send you
a few items.
A lively. thrifty anl prominent FARM
CIR bore concluded that because some
farmers headed their grain that he
would not be behind the rest. aud got IA
Texas expert to head his hay--Gr Mt
least commenced so TO debut soon
discovcreI the difference. between hay.
ing and heading grain.
The residents of and surrounding
Orphans Home were thrown into II
fever OF excitement the other night
John 7. Baker was standing ont about
8 o'clock p. AZ. viewing that which is
always n magnificent sight. the moon
coming over the ltnbies, when 10! aud
behold there nppenr'th a Ghust-lHic
figure s,Glking forth ike soWo fatal
spirit with Ore md birthstone in his
train. Blu; sudden fcnr gave way TO
Joy rs lie recognized his oil. TRIO and
tried friend. .rhe noted Gave Greek
shust." His ghost-ship bore in his
LETT hand n mammoth piece of rock
supposed to be ''quar,siic Of Sal 'rntus"
with his RICH. be "inted in the direc-
ton Of Johns mine ou tho sido OF the
kubie's. Almost as sudden ms thc En-
peirauce. came tho disappearance Of
tie ghos.ly figure. 1t silently faded
away. john thinks 1t n good omen
aud ever since has been sinking lower
i'll his mine.
\ Mormon preacher came along here
u few days aso but secured but few Oh
verbs. GilUert henry and JOAN Baker
came n long distance TO hcnr the speak
er anu listened with goat attention.
Gys-IP.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
rnAr wYon,sa nANG,ro.

The Casper. (Wy"minr.) Einil rivss n
his DRY Of the lynching of Ella Watson
aui James Avsrill. which puts a very
different face ON th- Job from that first
rubiiahed aud said to have boon the nc
eonnt furnished by those Who did the
deed. The Msilcssys Arsfiil n"rer
owned any cattle, and there uere none
{ ,uu in his pastures Mt the time OF ,his
trouble: that the whole nff air grew out
Of land troubles.
Ascriil ba CONTESTED the land Con-
nsrs was trying /, hold. ts had mad,
Durbin some trouble on a hnal proof
. I'd Ind kept Boutwell, from fencing in
The whole Sweetwater Ynll.y. Averill
ftrorei the settling up Of these valuable
ltnda in small ranches. Boutwell,
wanted tue whrls country. aud said that
rich men did not need to obey tho laws.
Ella Wat ,ou had n small bunch Of cat
tls mud came honestly by ihem-the
cattle were NIL freshly branded. as she
onlr recently go: her brand recorded.
The Mail further says: "Averill was
Que OF tile biggest he.Itsl men in the
country. No one ever went hungry
from his door aud his house was always
open for all. lie formrly was Post
master aud held the Office OF Justice OF
the Peace He had his faults; lie WAS
human 1t is reported that he lived
with this woman Watson at one time
aud was not married to her; but il this
is sufi cient cause Tor mob law. what n
Elurious @ Id Wyoming presrn!s for
hanging parties. Ella Watson took up
u ranch on Horse Creek q few years
since aud has improved it III a very
crsditollo mnnnor. Her reputation has
not been TINT OF a cattle rustler but of u
ccmm.n prysiiiute."
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
4 ONE-ACT
How Ic Won and Lost II BT!dc AL OH
Account of All UncIc'S ncaLI.

How Iic Won and Lost II BE!do All on
Account OF an UncIc'S Death.
Then this is your final answer,
Miss S~tubblcs?"
My final answer"
Nothing nov you?"
Nothing"
Then my life will DO lonely one
and my fate n harsh one. for my uncle.
with whom lived. has just died and
left me"
"Just dicd?"
Yes, and left nc" ---
That fact somewhat alters the
case. llcn"r. | can not be harsh to
IL who has sustained such recent be-
reavcmcnt. Ii could believe that you
arc sincere"
Sincere? Oh, Miss Stubbles!"
You have certainly made an i'm
preston ON my heart. Give me time
to think of it,
"lIow long?'
After all. why think OF it? Henry.
l I'm yours"
"oh. Gcnovicve!"
ado not squeeze mo so hard. Hen
ry. Your poor uncle! Va ho long
ill?"
"Thrco days"
1t Is too bad! You say he has left
you-?'
"Ycs. he has loft me-"
"lIow much?'
How much? / said he had loft me.
lie had nothing olso 10 leave. l am
alone in tho world now, homeless. pen
niless. but with you by my Side-Gra-
cious, she's faiutcd!'
Curtain. -BOst1n Courier.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
CELERY IN
Tho Most Conducive to tho Health OF ANY
Vegetable Known.

Tho Most Conducive to tho Health OF ANY
Vegetable Known.
Now discovcries-or what claim TO
be discoveries-of the healing virtues
OF plants ure continually being made.
Gnn of tho latest is that celery Is n
euro for rhcumatism; indeed. 1t IS as
serted that tho disease Is impossible IL
the vegetable be cooked and freely cat
ell. Tho fucs that IL is always put
upon tho tabio raw prevents its Their
apcutic powers from being known.
The celery should DO cut into bits.
boiled in water until soft. IL he
water drank by tho patient. Put new
milk with II little ilonr Or nutmeg into
Il saucepan with tho boiled celery.
servo it warm, with pieces OF toast. cat
it with potatoes. ard tho pninfci nii-
m.nt will soon yield. Such is tho dec
laration of Il physician who has again
and ngnln tried tho experiment.. and
with uniform uccos llo adds that
cold on damp mover produces but simply
develops the disease, OF which acid
blood is tho primary and sustaining
cause, and that while the blood il u.k;l-
limo there eau be neither rheumatism
nor govt.
Statistics show TINT in ono year.
1866. 2,GiO persons died of rhculna-
tism in this country. and every case.
ii is claimed. might have been cured
or prevented by tho adoption of the
remedy mentioned. At least two
thirds of the cases named heurt disease
arc uscribcd to rheumatism and its
ngonizing ally. govt. Smallpox. 50
much dreaded, is not half so dcstruc-
tive rs rheumatism, which, it i muin-
tanned by many physicians, can bcprc-
vented by obeying natures laws il diet.
But If you have incurred II boiled cell
cry is unhcsitatingly u specific. The
proper way TO eat celery is 10 havo it
cooked rs Il vegetable after the man
ner above described.
The writer makes constant use of it
in this way. Try it once. and you
would do without uuy vegetable, with
the single exception of tho potato
rather than celery. Cooked celery is
4 delicious dish for the table. and the
most conducive to the health Of any
vegetable that can be mentioned
Leeds Mercury.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
II RRRISO 20 DI<GRaCEFUI.
HPEHSICIOUS ACTIyITY.n

When the Chief Magistrate OF the
oonutry cau-es it to he prod lined That
he is anxious That Republicans shall
Jeuder assistance 10 carry elections i'll
new and distant StateI. lie should not
b Ssit tie to take the next step, and slate
what the. reward Of the cheerful givcr
thai be-. Thors is probably no one. net
even Nr. Du Hey himself, WIN. better
than Mr.. Harrison, knows about The
shameless, corrupt use OF money Mt the
late Presidential election: for nowhere
Use wns the use of il more shameless
tlmn in his own State. No one should
know better than lac that. il his cornpl
n-e Of money is not stopped, elections
will speedily ctnIs TO represent the will
Of the people. aud will Only represent
the most infamous pollution Of the bal
lot. There ia no one in the entire
length and breadth OF the land who is
under such solemn obligations as he TO
discourage and prevent this ubuse. He
is bound by every private aud public
obligation to discounternncs md con-
denim il; but lac does not do That when
he causes it TO be announced That it is
no secret that he wants the whole body
Of Republicans in the oouutry to con-
tribute t., II campaign fnud to carry the
new States for his party. lie is, by do
La. NI,N
inviting TINT corr ption which was 30
signal mud disgrncoIul n part Of the last
Presidential cnmpaiSn.-[PhiIndelphia
Evening Telegraph (Rep)
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
star valley Ifcnis.

EpIToR ISDEPE>pEST:-rho warn,
smoke in the valley being quite dense
for the past few days.
This week will nonrly close the hay
harvest. but the grain is ready for the
harvester mud some hnvo already
begun.
Miss Hannah Conoyer is visiting her
sister, Miss Nrttie, who IL attending
school here this Summer.
Mr.. Albert Clayton is nlto visiting
u valley.
The lille chill Of l.. W. s.. Clair
who's arm was fractured 10y u fall is
slowly recovering.
w. w Wenthers and George Monks
hive purclin'sd n now reaper and bind.
err which il doing excrllcu. work.
Last Saturday night being installation
md also "suppcr" night quite n humber
belonging to the {. o. Of q. J.. Assem-
blsd ut the school house. aud after tho
exercises partnok of u ~buuuliful tcp-st
and each returned hume with q satisfied
appetite.
These officers vore installed for The
term: John Crossou, G.. +; MrS. NJ.
Goodnle, VT; W. W. weathers, L. c..
r; Miss N Wright, s; Miss T.. Crosson,
A. S: Horace Lime, +. &; W. j. BLACK,
T; Mrs. J. Armstrong, G; Henry Good
nile, NJ; William Lane. ID. Al; william
GUodnle. Gnhid; William Cro.son,
Seminal; Mrs. J. Ctcstou. Superintend.
smt Of Juvenile Tcmplats; J. IL.
O'Brion, l.. D.
(No
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
NOT ar ALL nELiiaERENT.

The Surniso TINT Mr. Blhine as Zee.
tttary Of State, would strut before tho
British Minister at Washington, with n
trsd.ou.my.conttnil. if-you.daEe-nir. does
not appear 10 DO we'll founded. lie
ia reported rs denying, TO n reporter Ia
Bnugor, Ms DO passed through that city
"Wednesday, thnt lie ever declared, Of
feially or otberwi.o o. that the Dehring
Hoa II distinctly American wntor. iIu
sven denies soyins anything at all on
The subject, so that those who supposed
Inc sscrstary, n. the nt,t opportunity.
would assume a glhdintrrini attitude,
Rtnsp,h B'iii"h Hons tail and twist IL
nbtil the animal howl D with pain. dte
doomed 10 disappointment. A United
Rtairs sveune cutter has seized u
q inadiau sealing vessel, but, instead Of
approvlng'tLe Esizuto ns being In nc-
rardtnco with tho policy Of tho Adj.
miiistrotioD. tho b"llicote Secretary
disOlaims all responsibility for Tho uot.-
IsLyrr Stale.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
may stop nt Reno.

We learn that owing to tho severe
drought in Ne,n Ia this season. tina cat
tic shipped from points IN this State
east of RsuO, To san Francisco ur other
destinations in California, may, during
the period from August 10. this year, to
April 10. 1890, b, stoppe in transit ut
EsIu, by request OF tho shipper. FOR the
purpose of feeding. provided that the
through II (. from the point of derti =
nation. be- prepaid. or paid A. Reno up
on such stopphge. 1t brIng understood
TINT shippers will rc-ship the same cat
tie from Reno to their drstiu.tion not la
ter than the l5;, day Of April then next
ensuing. and that upon re-Ihipmemt the
shipper will rny tho iGrther sam of 81
for each cdIlJad of cattle Ic.shipped. TO
deirNy tao Additional cxpruse caused
thereby.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
,.,re sin, Town.end CrcdIt.

Ssys the Walker Iatc Bulletin:
..Sam Davis has two excellent coniri-
buttons in tie Examiner a last Sunday
week. Now. il Snm would OILY give
lin Townsend credit for tho origin nj
liens upon which lie works. h- would
lie doing the lair thing. Sans IL
bel i>hmentS are Sood--very good-"nd
lie deserves credit for them. but the
bottom upo- which they are bn;lt came
from i'm Tuwusrnd's inimitable PEN
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
They llust Hang.

The Supreme Cont Inns fled n de-
cIsiou III the cnseS nf Drnger nnd Olsen,
convicted OF the murder OF John LuA-
eli in Eliorndo county. Cal. Myers.
who WAS convicted ut the same time,
wnS hun. FIR TIE crime. The Court
confirms the judgment and sentence Of
death Imposed on the d~efcndlut, by tho
EldOIado CONT.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11

The pine timber i'll the Sierra Nevada
near S~nStnriiie. il burning up and
forests. which in II few years would lie
worth millions OF dollars. are being de-
Stroycd. THO Advocate says: CT
zr:s of Susnuvil'e ARE treated to n iiue
display every night. rhs timber moth
Of town is "m FIRE. and pitch trees AID
logs burning make II vrIy pretty sight"
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11

William Gn'z. amember of the Ancient
Oder Of Fnrrasters. and n delegate To
the Grand Order which meets III Min
neapolis. died very suddenly last cvet-
ing ot hemurrhneo OF tho lungs. The
uuicitGBnte n.nu had not been feeling
we'll for tbs past few month";. but said.
upon leaving Snn Francisco. that Le
Icit well enough to make the trip. aud
had sino6 it very we'll, even rrmarkinS
that he felt better than he had for some
time past. Wuen the train stepped ut
Cariiu lac got of and was Walking up
mud down tho platform, seamingtp Ice in
the best OF spirits, not knowing TINT be
was so Eear d. a:h's door Upon
reaching here he Was nskrd how he felt
aud said that lie never felt better. he
then drank some champagne aud pre-
pared TO leave the car. which wnS char
tered Nv the Order, for supper. When
reaching the platform he turned. we:t
bncE and cutcie d the water closet when
lie commenced bleeding Mt th" lungs
and NIL means was iriol TO stop the flow
Of blood, but wiihOu. avail. nnd in less
than fifteen minutes lac wns deni.
Tie holy. which WAS l.fti in charge Of
jas. Henlins. wns taken of the train mud
conveyed to the InlrrtnLor's where the
remains viii Sc enclosed in II metallic
cnskrt mud conveyed back 20 San Frau
cisco this evening or No. 4. lie wns II
married innu nbout 40 years Of age, aud
lenves n wife Ill San FIaucis:o to mourn
his sudden death.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11

Captain John Smith arrived yesterday
FROM White Horse, Oregon. lie say"
the country is literally dried up. At
White Horse ranch they are h%"uiing
wnt-r five miles, Ia: they aio sinking
wells aud hope to strike water
( SIlr-r St,fo
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
4 Century EiehInh The Nsc.

The Trustees of the Wadswo:th
School District have decided not TO
nilow 'h" rnpi's of that school any re.
cahR, assigning arn rca,On TINT If the
chillr.m are allowed to plny they viii
wear cut to- many clutE,s.- Reno
Gazette.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11

The ComIstuck baseball club hns re-
ceired II clInil ,nSe from the Hawthorne
club 10 play a match game for $1,000.
The Hawthorne cub offers tho Com
siocksrs $l5O for expenses i: they will
come out to their town aud play the
match.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11

Sharp shocks Of earthquake have
bean experienced In ma.y pats OF
California within n fex days. sone Of
the japan Islands hAvo also Jscu
Oh zen up.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1889-08-11
Monkeys Raiding a Corn-FieId.

When they get ready to start on
their expedition an old monkey, tho
leader of the tribe, with II staff in his
hand, 40 rs TO stand upright moro
easily, marches ahead on two legs,
thus being moro elevated than tho
others, so rs to SEQ signs of danger
moro readily. Tho rest follow him on
all fours. Tho leader advances slowly
md cautiously, carefully rcconuoiic:-
ing In all directions. till tho party mr.
riycs Mt tho corn-fcid. Ito then assigns
tho sentinols TO their respective posts.
All being O In readiness tho rest of
tho tribo ravago md cat to their
hearts content. When thcy retro
each n carries two or three cnrs of
corn along, and from this provision
tho scntinols uro RECALLED on their ar
rival at their lair. Hero wo 500 ability
to rulo and II Willingness { o submit TO
rulo; n thoughtful preparation Of
means to tho end in view and n rccor-
milton OF tho rights OF tho scntincls 10
be suitably rewarded nj tho close OF
tho expedition. Wherein docs NIL this
diffor from II similar foruy Of n tribo
OF savage men? Tho only difference
thnt really exists Is In degree; other
wiso 1t IL much tho same. -Popula,
Scionco Monthly.
- - ~
Young Man Cooking over hotcl
rcgistcr)-"1 SEQ that Joshua Craw-
fish. OF C"awlishvillc, Is stopping horo.
Whore u | lind him? Hos an uncle
OF mine" Clcrk-"l think you'll find
him In tho elevator; he's been riding
up and down al tho forenoon"
"A ~atutionor's traveller. having Ind
n run OF bad luck in prosecuting busi-
ncaa, received from tho boss" tho fol-
lowing telegram: III you can't mako
expenses, como homo OF onco.n Tho
reply was: IAN right. Can mako
plenty OF expenses, but no salcs."
domestic Bliss-"You SOON worry
happy, Dora" Dorn--"Ah, yos; /
havo oVery rca3on 10 DO. Wo havo n
beautiful homo. two lovely children. II
snug sum In tho bnnk. my husbands
liio IL insured for $50. 600, md his
health Is very far from robust. "--Liio.
WHO Is that distinguished look
Ing gentleman over thorc2' THAT
Is General Alrblcar. tho great military
man." "Ah, tho great military man.
j havo hoard Of him. What battle wn9
he IMP" "What bntt,op / don't know.
I'm suro. He's n magazine Writer, you
know. "-MorchRnt Trnycloa.