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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-11-18

ST oncer's FOR Glover Leaf -four
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1889-11-18

Frank Yates Ir best teas and
cofFccs.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Loves Young Dream.

Miss De Sweet-Do you like pearls?
Mr. Nicefellow-I do not care for separate
pearls; they are too tame; but l admire
them in rows or clusters.
Miss De $50 do L If there Is anything
love, it is a pearl necklace-large pearls,
you know. Pa gave me one some years ago,
but although it is very handsome, do not
care much for it, because the pearls are
rather small
Mr. N-Ohl Small pearls should never
be put into a necklace. Only the largest size
are worthy of such display. For my part, /
much prefer diamond necklaces.
Miss De S.-Aren't they lovely The pure
white diamonds especially.
Mr.. N.-Yes It's a pity, though, the col
ored diamonds are out of fashion; but think
they are coming back. l saw necklace to-
day with every tenth diamond colored, and
the effect was wonderfully brilliant 1t was
at Bifany's; quite cheap, too. By the way,
will you marry mes
Miss De S.-Ohl This is so sudden! Yes,
my love. will
Miss De Sweet (half an hour later)-Clara
Nubbins, next door, is engage too; but
think her lover showed shocking taste in the
selection Of her ring, it is so big and clumsy
and, besides, it seems sort of brazen. It is
six large diamonds set with pearls.
Mr.. Nicefellow-For an engagement ring
there is nothing neater than plain gold. BIZ
fanny has them for a dollar.-New York
Weekly
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Senator Ingalls, Servant Girl

The other evening Mrs. Senator Ingalls, in
vited the doctor, with number of other
friends, to dinner at p. M The doctor ac-
cepted, but said he could not come until half
hour later, and it was agreed that place
should be held for him until his arrival At
$50 the doctor rang the bell and q new ser
want girl answered it. Somehow her slls-
picions were aroused against the doctor, and,
although she invited him into the parlor, she
watched him narrowly. He asked to see Mrs.
Ingalls, The girl said he could see her in a
few minutes.
"Take her my card, }" he said, urgently, as
the fragrance OF the viands fioated upward to
his nostrils
s'You can see her In a few minutes" per-
sisted the girl, as she settled down to the bust
ness of not leaving him alone with the nova
bles in the parlor.
But, my girl" he pleaded, II am invited
here to dinner. Go and see Mrs. Ingalls,, and
tell her I'm here"
''She'll be up before long, and it will be all
right" and again the girl headed him OFF.
Finally he sat down in sheer desperation,
and waited and waited and waited, and the
girl watched and watched and watched.
Along about $50 O'Clock some members of
the family passed through the hall, and the
young man made rush, and got In an ex
PLANTATION ahead of the servant girl Then he
went down to ell the vacant chair at the
Jahle.-W ashington Critic.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Wanted to lime

While waiting at a station in South Caro-
lima one day | was joined by man who car
RED an old fashioned satchel on his shoulder,
and who had evidently walked many miles
through the mud He was fully 60 years Of
age, scrawny and homely, and be simply
nodded to me and sat down on bale of cot
ton. In about ten minutes along came wo-
man in home spun, fully his age and about
SIS homely She had also had long walk
She nodded 20 me and sat down on another
cotton bale Not a word was said between
US for ten minutes Then as the whistle Of
the train was heard in the distance she said
TO the man:
Then. Jim, you ar gwine OF ter jine the
MormonsEn
Il am. Hannah" he replied
AN you won't take uleH
NO"
And I'm TO be leftiH
Yes
'And it won't do no good to argufyF"
mot a Bit
wall. then, good-by TO you
She started forward with extended arm,
but passed his hand and seized the satchel and
flung it thirty feet away. Then she grabbed
him BY the hair and they went Of the plat
form into mud hole together, and as the
train moved away she was on top and jam
ming his head into the old gold soil and say
ing between the jams:
Want to jine the Mormons, do youi Want
TO leave the old wife who's dun lived with you
forty years. Want TO jine-jine-jine, you
old rabbit you'll"
And fifty passengers gave her three cheers
and tiger as she got new hold on his patTi-
archal whisksrS -Dasroit Free Press
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
aailg eagle
Changed His Mind.

Changed His Mind.
Nothing for you,n said Michigan avenue
shoemaker as tramp entered his shop the
other day.
The man hooked about him for minute
and then sat down on roll OF leather In q
corner.
II can't help you any" continued the shoe
maker as he gazed in,astonishment.
I think you cam softly replied the stran-
ger LET me put the case as it L. l refuse
to go out"
But I'll put you out"
"You'u try to- You'll get a policeman,
and when he comes 1 shall say have the
cholera"
''But you haven't"
That's all right He'll ring for the ambu-
lance and I'll be sent to the hospital The
ambulance will attract crowd in front of
your shop 1t will be noised about'that it is
q case of cholera The papers will come out
with scare head article that genuine case
Of Asiatic cholera has developed in Detroit
Then where will your patronage gof'
at will follow me-"
'Where7"
''To my other shop. The wagon viii be
here in fifteen minutes to move me- Better
develop your cholera pretty soon"
''SayH said the other as he got up 81
thought l had you I'm beaten at my own
game. Don't you want to kick me!'
why, yes. I'd like to lift you once as you
go out"
IAN right. Kick away"
The shoemaker planted him one and stood
In the door and smiled
''Good-by," said the other, as he moved off.
''When l find a man who can beat me at my
own game always come down and show my
respect for him I'll make hit further down.
and then come back to see you. What team
of confidence operators we would makel'o
Detroit Free Press
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05

Some rather startling computations havs
been made On tAs suoiec@ Of hoz-br~>diSz-
II has bern foand that, II permitted. hogs
vii 1--we from Is 20 ~ years Of age, Tat ;hsy
unence breeding when they are from .
20 IL raO.;hs cd. snd ths frora one pair
only in ter years, ssow<sg oalT az % .
litter, male sne female, aV~aTd CO Ssf4-s3
pigs vva.d De obtained; .ast II % ssy nat,
IL, instead Of three scrss add . cc~, . ooan-
TRUMAN started war sonss srrss AID pair
Of pgs, be ntzns Ia To- course Of tee vssrs
ocsst thsir prozeay d rsiliiooA Thls -
not recxozing ca soy os.cf-ihe~1sy oAai.s
forit hss neen shcws xsst oze sow srs2ssly
prod so>d as pigs u s~e->y L;;Srs TsAss
a. a sIh4c.rca Of The Agysczszrza Soess<y
q boar was saos~u DeSca. as-soSEn oc1y 20
months Cd. wss already .ss father q l -
hort Here thsn - ~s><ia for TOE Es1.1czs.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Sympathy.

Mrs. Righup-Such shocking stories as the
papers do tell l read today Of a mother
around the corner who tried to kill her chill
dren because she could not get them thing
to eat
Mrs Higherup-Cruel creaturei Well, l
don't know, though. / rally believe would
rather etherise poor Httle Fido than see him
hungry. Marie, go see if you can't coax Fido
TO eat little more Of that tenderioin--New
York Weekly.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05

That everlasting marriage with a de
ceased wifes sister" business is still vexatious
in England. Here is Miss Ethel Huxley,
daughter OF the illustrious scientist, engaged
to her late sisters widower, the Hon. j.
Collier. They can't be married in England,
OF course, so next month the whole Huxley
family has to go over to Christiania for the
wedding, which is allowable under Norwegian
law
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
ENCOURAGING Her.

A Springfield woman, with an invalid hus-
band who was not expected to live, thought
she would take time by the forelock and en-
gagged dressmaker several weeks ago to
to make full suit Of mourning for her. This
week the dressmaker received letter stating
tina 1e looked for event had not yet taken
place and the wife had decided to wait until
the death Of her husband, as she wished her
suit made in the latest tyle. This cheerful
postscript was added to the letter: Please
do not get discouraged about it. You will
be sure of the job sooner or thanksgiving
field Homestead
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05

Il "a stated r. toe MesaIlzrDeitey reas irca
can De coppered b. dipping mo melted
copper. tie surface q vaAch 10 protected By
rseited layer Of cryolyts and psospao-ic
acid. the articles 70 De thrs trezed being
heated 70 the sane temper arzre "a lie rze.t
ed copper. Another process consists u
dipping re articles into E.e.sed MIXTURE
OF o1e part Of chlovide or srogsde ot copper
FIVE or six parts of crToiT,e AID E:t1e
chloride Of bAyrzu- Ii the article, When
Immersed. Is connected WITH TIRE negative
pole Of 3 battery. re process is kzsie1ez-
4 third neiaod consists II dsppsng he arb
cles Il sol1rsoa Of oz2Izse Of copper AID
bs-czr5oaase q soda, dissolved K ten or
af-Hen paris q water. ac22sSe6 with or,
gaEic acid
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
How to Hustle"

Eousekeeper Gin Kansas City,-I don't want
nothin'
Peddler-I am not anxious to sell / only
stopped to remark that Chicago, where I've
been peddlin', can't hold a candle to Kansas
City.
Don't believe it kin"
"No, indeed, mum Chicago is goin' to
the dogs fast. People there are awful poor,
while in Kansas City l find everybody IS just
rollin in wealth. and real estates a-boomin'
Fast trains from Kansas City to New York
won't stop at Chicago in another year"
What have you got to sellg'
"Soap. Something new. Only 81 cake I"
"I'n take twon-New York Weekly.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Little Dicks Report.

Little Dick-Mamma, that new doctor
across the way asked me who was our family
physician.
Mamnla-Well, dear, we ere never SICK,
thank Heaven, and we have not needed one.
The New Doctor next day1Well, my
little fellow. did you find out the name of
your family physicianG
Little Dick-We don't have one, and we
are never sick.-New York Weekly.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
AN EPISODE.

A pair of bars some cows behind them
A maiden on the nearer side:
mounted horseman slowly riding,
The pleasing rustic picture spied-
A simple question from the stranger,
Who feared that he had lost his way,
A brief response 20 ais inquiry,
Some passing comments on the day.
L" city girl here for the summer.
No common plebeian is this onei
Voilai old fellow, in your exile
Here's good chance to have some fun
He had been ordered 70 seek quiet
At an old farmhouse quite retired:
She an enthusiastic artist
With brush By rural scenes inspired
They met, OF course, the old. old story;
She sketched, he criticised, although
The days and weeks so swiftly speeding
Reminded him twas time TO go.
At last it came, the declaration,
Ccuched il tenderest words and low.
How she could make one life all sunshine,
Or Danish him to realms of woe.
Silent moment, looking srchly;
Il think wen often meet in life.
In future distantiy related
Tn going to be your brothers wife"
N. Y. Graphic.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
A Preacher BadIy.wanted.

a good old colored brother thus sent word
to the bishop to send a minister out to preach
to his church: Send Us bishop to preach
If you can't send Us a bishop send sliding
elder; if you can't send a sliding elder send
Us stationary preacher; if you can't send
him send US a circus rider; if you can't spare
him send Us a locus preacher; if you can t
spare a locus preacher send Us an e1hauster.n
That settled it and be got preacher.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
4 Smart PeoDIe.

First Thief-I've got sure and safe thing
now. l go to houses in hurry and ask for
Bible with big print to read to sick man
They give me the family Bible in hurry,
and | sell 'em at second hand book stores
Second Thief tried that in one city, but
it didn't work EvSybody seemed to see
through the game, for they said they hadn't
any Bibles, l just tell you there amt no
gettin' ahead O them Chicago folks.-Phila-
delphia Record.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
. s--.,sar.i Espesfu,o.

1avs Scotch csergyzs sss An estry vas
reading azd o0=zssrnz npo- Us thirty
fourth P..lz. aad tbe nocx be4nz prsztef
IA he Cd ssy.e. vss- te nsrz> 20 verse
,s.r.esa re rad Keep iay tcrzss frcz
exii ard .ky bps t-ocs spes1sg sussa" Es
read i "soe4xzag S.ras, s1s tcsE re-
uzxxed bT WAY q ezposnso1; Il - sFs6~rt
rr0ru ;Ets r.<sssgs Ia. Scrlptgre eoss aSs
absolutely soEod KISSING. bst. as a Caras-
ss1asfr ever thssg = % y 6ocss dses1ls4y
sd "a or6er. ys are esrs eursErsEea y
the pzsss&xe % eaons1 rssSer sA7~s- glr-s
tlAs ta&e Z: q1e-y sca 1os taz'se ts>s
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
LIGHT AND AIRY.
Timely Warning.

Timely Warning.
In the hammock, slowly swinging,
Where the butterflies are winging
Idly through the summer air,
Lies maiden sweetly dreaming;
Through the boughs the sunlight streaming,
Glints upon her golden hair.
Coming close to her. wonder
At her beauty, and ponder
Whether it would be a sin
Just to kiss her. or would make her
Angry, if the kiss should wake her,
Pressed above her dimpled chin.
Meath her lashes bright eyes twinkling
All at once give me an inkling
That her stunt Der is sham;
And my faint resolve grows firmer,
Whep her ripe lips softly murmur:
Goodness, Jack Don't be clamr'
-Somerville journal
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
In Waifinrf,,

Barber to first comer-in hann-Shave,
sirf To second comer-Take chair, sir.
shall be disengaged Immediately
Smith first conner, who has recognized in
the glass opposite that it is that fellow
Brown, his rival and enemyl-Ya-as. wish
to be shaved and-ah-then ! should like my
head washed y'know-and af-
terward my hair fundamentally curied!
ITableau l]-Punch.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Thought He Would Be Funny.

A noted Washington wag and beau of
thirty years ago sighed his name "a More. :"
Mrs John Washington had invited him to q
formal dinner party at Mount Vernon. The
company all arrived except Mr.. More, but
knowing his queer ways the hostess did not
wait for him After she was seated some
time huge envelope was handed her, in
which she found an enormous leaf of syca-
more tree. The Interpretation was: Sick
A. More. Chicago America
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
A Candid Criticism.

miss Doddleton, said young man, did
you read the poem that l sent you?"
Eyes" replied the lady, rather languidly.
Chow did you like its'
81 had only one fault to find with it."
''What was thatg'
sit was little bit too long-there were
Just about two verses too many"
And the youth sat down in the corner and
sadly remembered that there were only two
verses to the observation-disclosures Tray
elaT
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
-. We We'll Rred-

"Ah, MssAGarlay, the.walk up Mount Blanc
was exquisite: we walked nearly TO the top.
You should have climbed The uounta when
you were abroad
Perhaps So" she replied, with chilling
hauteur. ''eut papa had carriage 10 take us
wherever we wanted 70 Cove never
walked rt-Tucce a
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05

Brown was a. the tkeaesg The ether even
ing. when nan On MS way ont trod "a Il.
co-ns Brown demonstrated
'sHush Up. yea Old fool, Was ali be re
ceivec IA TIE way Of apology.
1t s*rikes ne that expression Il scz-ce.y
parliamentary. sir, - remarked Brown viii
great dignity
Excuse ne, eur that's exsc.iv what IT Is
I've lived II wsshi.Etnss ''--Jadre.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
She Proposed TO STAY.

weeping Water doctor whose house had
been occupied all winter by widow who had
failed 20 pay the rent, interviewed her one
day recently and offered TO donate her all
past due rents provided she would move out
She thanked the doctor for his kindly offer,
and SAID she had got acquainted there now
and preferred TO stay where she was. She
still holds the fort -Kapsas City TmsS
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Inpardonable.

''Mr Gotham" said the Back Bay young
lady, icily, permit me to return you this
ring, together with the presents you have
given me from time TO time. Hereafter we
are strangers"
The unfortunate young man from New
York had spoken of Boston's fondness for
Wagner as a fad.-Chicago Tribune
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Anv Time Amer sSnset.

about what time, and where did the
knights originate and fourishf' asked the
teacher. And the smart bad boy said he
reckoned In the dark cages And for the
fftieth time that week the poor, patient
teacher wished she could out and diA-Bob
Burdette,
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
That Settled It

A discussion arose between the conductor
and the driver in a Boston horse car. It
grew exciting, but at last the conductor turn
ing TO go TO his end of the vehicle, said in a
whitening manner; You have only person
ahty, have individuality - Shoe and
Leather Reporter.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05

Stern Parent-Young man, am astounded
at your impudence You seek to marry my
daughter knowing her to be wealthy in her
own right, while you haven't cent.
Self Possessed Youth-That's all right
What's the need of my having mouey when
she has plenty a-Boston Courier
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Managing u Boy.

Husband "a literary mani wish you
would stop watching little Dick for a while
Wife--But if don't watch him he'll be in
mischief
"YeS, that's what ! mean. When he's in
mischief he's quiet. and l want to write. -
New York Weekly.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05

A couple Of burglars were trying 70 effect
their entrance into s. house The master Of
the establishment heard them, and, opening
the window gently. he observed; You had
better come again after while as we haven't
all gone to bed vet
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
His Past Experience a Helm

Capt. Ansonfs late successes as an after
dinner speaker show what deserving young
man can accomplish by long years Of con-
scienttous talking back when the umpires de-
cisions - not suit hirn--Chicaso News
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
No synpathy with Such Teachings.

81 see am late. VIII you kindly tell me-
the subject Of the preachers DISCOURSE he
inquired, pausing at the church door,
The Lord hath made Of one blood all ma
tions Of men, replied the usher.
"Thanks I think win not go in" be said,
as he turned from the church and walked
away with look of extreme disgust on his
face He was one of " ard McAllister's -Four
Hundred. Tribune.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05

Hopeful He'll don't know what The al
governor would say II be were living at
ny having 70 50 around with only q feH
oents IN my POCKET Gontcher know.
Guardian and Trustee indignantly
Why, he'd SAP that you'd better go and get
some sense Il -FOUR hesd.-Texas Sfri1xA
A Gross In justice.
Psstor-HoTv IS yoGr son coming ont I've
not seen him lately
Parent-Pretty well
Il hope he Is not showing any signs Of De
coming fast, as is so frequently the case
with boys in large cities
Fast Why, parson, he Is a messenger
boy. Don't SANDER the poor bog that way ~
Il beg pardon Excuse ne / rad no idea
that lie was paralyzed- Texas Sting
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Cree,y-s weather Ban Enough

"Gracious e!1 said Cd Mrs Honcoody,
laying down the newspaper; what ayfn-
winter weather they do have NJ there
il Mzoitobyl l hope for goodness SAGE,
they won't bring CSnsdy .nto TIA CSiteS
States PUCK
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
They Had Called ON Bridget,

Miss Smith-Did anybody call this evening,
Bridget
Bridget-Yis, miss; Mike O'Shamus and
Tim Barney.
Miss S.-Whati | don't know them.
Biddy-They called on me, mum.-Toledo
Commercial
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Has Some Rhythm.

"There may be neither rhyme nor poetry
in mathematics" remarked the high school
girl, but the science is not devoid Of
rhythm"
What do you meanw asked her papa
81 refer to ogarithms- "-Pittsburg Chron-
icla.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Rrfwern Act&-

She (sternly}-Ja-nes. where have you
been,
with friend about the play
But James, detect the DOOR o. cloves y
That may be. Helen: Jon see we lad q
very spicy compensation. Life.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
WHY Dinner Vas yafe.

Mr.. Grubbs-Thunderation Hungry as
bear, and no signs of dinner What's the
matuerl
Little Benny-It's the girls day out and
ma hasn't got back from cooking school
Chicago Herald
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
on His Hands

your hands, doctcrF'
That's easy enough When I find have
bad case order the patient TO take a trip
abroad Judge
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Proof Positive.

Toni am quite certain Mr.. Snythe is a
foreign noblenan in disguise.
Jack-How co you knowf
Tom-He hiss such dignifed way Of ask
ing you to loan him s1o.-Chicago Journal
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Tho Return.

Boston Mother-Me d-e-e-ar boy!
Boston Father twho has been putting ND
the capitaD-Hannah, yours approaching
the truth.-Judge
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
A Literary Man.

Miss Sinseer-You say you are at work on
a books
Mr. Careful-Yes
Miss Sinseer-How delightful literary work
must be- What is the name of the book?
Mr. Careful-The City Chicago
Journal
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05

Dudley-Aw-Bloodgood, do me twowsahs
ft the calf?
Bloodgood-Yes, Dudley, they fit you very
wel-Burtngton Free Press.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Appropriate.

A farmer of our acquaintance has named
one Of his hogs Maud because she comes int
the garden 50 mnch-Huutsville lAla-l Mer
curry
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
Standing nv Her Guns.

Cashier-You've signed your name on the
face instead Of on the back of the check, ma
dame
Mrs. Dressler-Look here, young mani my
husband eint got no more rights than have.
He signed his On that side when he writ TIL
document, an I'm goin' to.-Judge.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
He Misunderstood.

Mrs. Fangle-It's getting light. I'll raise
the blind.
Mr.. Fangle tonly half awakea-Au right,
I'll stay.-The Epoch.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES

Merchant trust it will not lncommode
you, Miss Sweetly, but-er-the fact IS, l
expect my wife here in about ten minutes,
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
What We Are Coming To.

When collection of bric-a-brac takes the
places Of works of art, hash will be good
substitute for beefsteak-New Orleans Plea
yuQe,
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
The attempt TO introduce a wheelnenS d

Inc a.tenlpt 20 lntroduce wheeIrnens ul.
vision in the centennial parade in April has
died natural death through lack OF supper.
from any cS the older and influential clubs Of
New York city.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
A Quiet Complaint.

Flannelly the new coachman, who has
msappied his capel-OiSe drove fer name
men, but, be or, this is tn foorst wan thot
iyeT sev me q robe tn size O. thisi-Judge.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05

ID seud bin tazs cock for . p-sssat,
sad ihe bv15egroczz's frscad ss3iy. ''only i
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1889-05-05
A Necessary Utensil.

Hi dar, yo' Abraham Linkun Take yo'
feet out'n that fryin' pan dis instan' an bring
him heah. How you s'pose rs g'wine to cook
yo' po' daddy's dinnahF'-Time.