Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-08-30
PLEASANT PARAGB1n


STRANGE to say, the only way =.
a law is not to execute it. III
The pugilist's motto-Thero
pleasure in giving than RECEIVING - moi
A NATTER is not as expert in -
as boatman because he has 90 soSln
cap-sizes. - 'aanl
WHEN you see a lady famine H..
in the top window of house il i "eFss
sign that she is fan-attic-al. % d SUI
HE-oh, darling, how 1 would IL.
lock of your hair! Small bow AK IKE
sofa)-Give him the old switch . s;s
No, GEoRe1ANA. Because 4.
sucks the head of his cane is No Nu
reason for supposing that it is $40
cane. Jug
WE take no stock in the rumo, 4.
the new Secretary has ordered !,
Of navy plugs to stop the leaks ~
war vessels.
WHATS the matter?" the school,,
tress asked. Backs sore, m,,ss
what made it sore?" "Pop nom,
his thumb with Ratchet this mors'
and I laughed"
WILLIE Ito his mother)-N1otb,
what is the thing most needed in :,
house? Mother-I'm sure ~
know. Willie-Bread. It's noa1
three times a week.
ANGEL1NA-Why, this is one Of III,
plays where they have big tank
water, isn't it? Algernon-No, ~.
not. Why do you ask? Angelina
notice that the females of the COMM.
wear bathing suits.
SERVANT answering belly Ny MAJ,
isn't in, sir; you may leave the bill
you wish. Caller Gin surprise)-B;
[ have no bill wish to. ser,
Gin surprise, also)-No bill? Then =
must have called at the wrong house
PARsoN (returning from church
small boy with a pole)-Do YOU kpd
where the little boys go who go fish
on the Sabbath? Small Boy (withpn
and animation)-You just bet do q
[ amt a-goin' to give the snap ava
either.
Mrs. D'ANGLER-1 see by the Cd
tenants Magazine that professio1
fishermen are barred out of the conf
fiy-castlng tournament. What is a pI
fession 1 fisherman, my dear?
D'Angler-A man who catches i
when he goes fishing.
WHAT She Thought-The wild
O'Hara (in front of marble yard
which there is a fine granite mol
ment)-What is it, rally? Mr.. Shaft
That madam, is Scotch granite moi
ment. The Widow O'Hara-Sus
Oh tho't it was sassigemates inaa
| case.
DUAILEY-What's the matter Brow
You look bad. Brownies; all bum
up with the rheumatism again. Dunn
Have you tried DR.. Wragley? Bro
No. Is he familiar with rheumatis,
Dumley-He ought to be by this ti4
he has had it himself for over 4,
years.
A PERSONAL item says that N
Marie Louise Eve is "a rising poet
of Augusta. Ga; but it doesn't ma
the hour she rises. It is hoped that
rises early enough to help her moi
wash the breakfast dishes and pare
potatoes for dinner. That's the kind
rising" poetesses this country deeds
MARIA, said Spotfins to his Of
half, after one of their occasional
nestle jars, Maria, why are you ill
fire when the wood is green, and
Goals are damp, and nobody can find
bellows?' why, Samuel asked
virtuous lady. unsuspiciously.
cause" replied the sage of the Mast
tiums, " "you are so soon put out.
Maria forthwith demonstrated the
curacy OF the comparison.
REVENGE.
Kind reader if you have gun,
Do please lend it to me;
I'm out to-day for a little fun,
I'll return it back to thee.
I'm out to-day for little fun,
AS have said before
And the man that threw that banana q
Will have Grape upon his door.