Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1889-06-08
PuNoENT PARAGRAPHS.

-"Who are the fools OF the human
riceP' This is an easy one. II the
query were, Who are the wiseP Il
would be poser. Boston COURIER.
-Soarandhop (grandiloquently) -
Yes; II pays to do right Honesty lie
the best policy after all" Frankley--
Why don't YOU have it renewed ?'--
Time.
The drama il getting more and
more realistic. Real babies, real water
real burglars. are among the advertised
realities. We have hopes of a future
play with real actors. - Baltimore
American.
what Is the future Of ireland p"
exclaimed the senator. IN aarnes, tones.
ireland, said the new school ma am
.almly. has no future; 1t is noun. -
Burdette.
AS the warmer weather comes on.
metals begin to expand. A ten-dollnr
gold piece reaches great deal further
when the gas.man and the goldman
have relaxed their grip. Puck.
--Cleme1tine III had known YOU
married me only for my money would
never have accepted you" Montague
Aud " Id known you were going 20
be 50 close with il would never have
proposed. Life.
Miss Baekbito (who has been dis
cnssing several of her friends mis-
deeds) )-"Now, you know, never re-
peat scandals -" Mrs. Candor
No. my dear. I've heard you invent
them. "-Philadelphia Press.
Picture Dealer exhibiting paint.
ing) g)-"That, sir. Is genuine Turner"
furchaser-"Yes. see. You have To
turn II around "A good many times be.
Tore you can make out what IL Is. 49,
America
Old Lady-"My dear, do you really
think you are III 10 become minister's
wife?" Engaged Niece (from the
West) Yes. indeed. | don't mind
being talked about at all. IN. Y.
Weekly.
Father ell. how did You come
out on the bean-guessing contestp'
Dull boy-'i guessed there was 1850
beans in the jar, and there was 9. 2Fl.''
Father (sadly)--'.rm afraid you'll
never be Ill for any thing but weather
burcan chief. Philadelphia Record.
"A warning: Jay Gould will pass
through Cor 90 through) the city at
two o'clock this afternoon. en- route To
the Southwest. II the citizens will ex-
hibit little activity. perhaps they can
get the town nailed down before Mr..
Gould arrives. Terre Haute Express.
Husband We'll. love. have Won
some cold chicken for supper. as YOU
promised?" Newly-made bride" "Yes.
darling; | bought beautiful live
chicken, aud IL has been yelling In the
refrigerator for more than two hours.
ithink II must be cold By this time. -
Lowell Citizen.
- Yes. y said Dumley. proudly. IL
was a soldier in the war Of the rebellion,
and u do say IL myself. made a good
one. The thrill OF admiration which
WAS about to start through the party
ptepftsu Nv FSutuef1N.
who said musingly: let me see.
Dumley. IL was in 64: wasn't it, that
you '7sre drafted?" Epoch.
jones Ito Brown who had Just
dropped in to borrow fiyer)-..Well.
/ II do II this time. but wonder you
are ashamed To ~ always in debt
Look Al me. | don't owe a penny .
Brown Dare say not. old man. You
haven't borrowing face Nobody
would trust YOU. Pick Me Up.
II remember riding home In a
horse-car with Horny w. Paine. one
day. remarked a story-teller, apropos
nf this eminent Maine jurist. paine
was reading sheepskin-bound volume |
'f Law reports. A mutual acquaintance
nailed him and said: See here, Paine.
TO you have TO study Law still?' This
sn't law. said Paine. its only a col
ection of decisions Of the Massachu-
etts Supreme Court" - Lewiston