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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
Serr 80. 66aiuo III oefleru qbeu

= Serr W. S6hing lit sefiern abenb
bon ieiner &eiie, bic fi9 auf 81. 2ouis,
Chicago, Milmautee uno einige Der
Seepldbe in Bisconiin ausOebnte, gu.
rtidsetsbrt uub bic Geuer.2 ompagnie
go. 2, beren 8ormann er 1T, lieB ibnt
bur9 bic vMuieaI Union ganb" Elm
Stdnb9en brinsen. 00fling ertpioerte
bas compliment. inbem ct bic gan3e
Rempagnie Bel S@ol5 gum @lafe Bier
einlub, nobel bieIe $Oafte ausgebradt
murhen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
Nurd lsinau trelleu 6n0fs1hru.

0urd isiaen tyeuen 5ddfetbunb
tDurbe in Sobnion COUNTY in Snbiona
Elm iunger Mfann, Ndn,ens 3beobor
Silion Dor Dem grtpiirgtnerben bur9
cine S6tpar5uotter gerettet. 9iele
ipraag, w6brenb er beim pfligen mar,
pl6BIiG auf i'm unb ringelte fl@ nm
feineu Gals. Ser @9redensruf Sill
inns bra9te ben 6uilb berbei, Der nit
einem SOP Bic 5Glonae bsim 9ragen
bate. unb nit pahrbaft groBartigem
8%erltdnbniB Der Ga@lage i'm Grsiie
be,umlaufeub iie uOm 0alie feines
Germ abDide!te. Damn faBte er lie
binter benz GopFe unb Bib He toot.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
Qampfer Ngentur.

Die .Greie greffe ar Sc.
ras" Dertritt bic foIgenben Dampfers
2inien, ertbeilt ale ndbsre austunft
tuegen pahase nod unb bon europa
unb bertauft 9ampfi6iH. unb Glen,
~babubilete 5u ben niebrigItea &aten.
Die 2iite ber bon uns rep~rdfentirteu
3inien 1T:
&atabrr9 $ Mmerifanif9e 9ampfs
i6ifffabrts Wefemf6aft.
3eo Star 2inie (2lnttuerpen).
gOtnpaanie @enerale Gramss
atlamtiane.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
GrDffnm n 9.

Die Morgan City Fish and Oyster
Co" er6fnet ibre q { u at | o n q M
Mumtaa ben IL. September.
aufern, Slide, Sbrimps, Wilb &C.
ueroen in ieber 3ubereitung geliefert.
Often 8 unb Na@t.
gigentbtimer limb bic Germ Gren9en
& 3D., tpel@e bic 2unof6ait Der
Seuti9en erbitten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES fiir oas Wcs
9enbiatt $3.50.
ReieHbe Ngenten:
e. g. 8uld.
NDbert Renniaer.
M. Saurpbtn1.
4 D I q s.
5anIntDnto II. Sept. '69.
Sic Weacr.3plpmie in Mterifp.

SanN ntDntO, II. sept. 'o9.
STE Meger.aDlpMie in Megifp.
8aB bas proieft, Wierifo nit elmer
Nderbau. &olonie bon teranil6eu 9ees
germ gu begIiidea, in unierer 56weffers
Gepublif feiHespegs ibsraa bort nit
giinftteen Nugeu angefeben pir0, be-
tpeilt Elm Mriifel, ypelden Der in Gromnss
bile er19einenbe Cosmopolitan
einem merifanii6eu 8latte, benz sEstus
dante" entnimmt. Der1elbe lautet:
rSn Glen @eieaf6aftstreiien tbut lt6
bier Gin Der &io @ranoe : @egeno) ges
GET Die acknowledgement ginDanberuEg
BON afritanii9en Meseru, Die man na9
MeritD ein3uiibren beabf6tiet, cine
bo@grabige @ntrhFung tuno, uro in
aQen @taaten erbebt mai @inipru6
gegen biele Neeers&oIOnie Dor allen
anberen bal 6as meritanii6e 0oIt felbit
5dub feitens ieiner &egieruug n5tbig;
Ie bat bic 8erpfi9tung, bas Bolt iii
ieinem 8eFBre9t auf bas 6Hentll9e
2onb 8u bsI6iben, unb He bat nidt Das
Ge6t Hait beIen cine unctoilifrte So.
Ionic ins 2ano gu bringen, tDelds fir
ben 6fentli6eu Grieben, bic G;o:ilia
tion uub ben Gnrti6ritt cine in ner.
wdbrenbe 9robung fein utrb."
gs 1T bas ein uelier 8ef9!spuati,
bon tpel9em aus Die NegerfoloniesJrage
lit ben obigen alrtitel alfgsfabt 1T, unb
wie a~ugegeben merben muB, einer, mel
der 8ea9turg perbient. @erabe III
Werito III bic untere S6i6t Der Bes
differing big ieBt ~boQItdnbig obue 2ano.
befiB, unb Die Qufgabe bet Re8ieruag
fo0te es baber isiu, bas 0fentlihe
@taatslaub ba8u gu benuBeu, cine SlaKe
bon fleinen 2anobefBern unb 2aab
baueru gu F@afen, ipel6e einea feifea
uuo 3~uberldiigeu u~ntergrunb fir Elm
geiutbes @eielf6afts. uab @taatsses
bdube abgebe; fie tbdte fomit mebl ba.
ran, ibr ni9t einmal allsu reidlt9 5us
aumel1enes Staatslanb fir bic 8eiblo.
len unb big 5abin D6Qig entre6teteH 8s>
tpobuer meifens fogor bic urbeuob.
n%er-ibres 2anbes auriid5utelen unb
auf3ubetpabren, tpeldem iie freili6 mobl
bas 8hrgerre9t gegeben, abtr bisber
ftets bic Wittel permeigert bat, iid gu
elmer Stufe Der Civilization berauf3us
arbeiten. tpel9e bic Wusiibuna beg Bits
gerre9tes erif fit lte felbf unb fur bic
@efammtbeit au elmer Wobltbat ma6t.
9as freie Staatslanb in Merifo geb6rt
Dor aaen anbereu linen gu
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12

Wir linb nod ni9t beranlaBt,
unler sroBes 2ager bon neuea unb &c.
brau9ten pianos unb OrSeln gu per.
taufen, benno6 t0nnen mir before 3ers
mine un6 biligere Yreiie unter gutter
8arantie geben pie iebes anbere @ei6dft.
Sbos 8Oggan & Yros.,
208 Commerce GtroBe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
Ri d ii q.

Wie tommt uur uniere rei3enbe
emile ba3u, fi1 nit bieiem baBIi6en
alien Baron 3u b~erloben2" = r9tun, 10
f9limm lit es nidt = ettpas bat er To-
oar bor ibr boraus!" - .unb bas
mdre9" rginen oiel beferen @e=
i9madl"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
Marmama! llntersetamet feine Mptem.

Sdnbler unb Qgentau, tpeI6e Noten
fit elm auf A~b3abIungen pertauftes
piano ober Srgel berlangeH, perfaufen
ober ilbertragen biefe Noten an Nnbere,
unb i'm Sale Der ni9t pinttIi6en 3abs
lung 1T bas Snfirument fotpie bas Be-
reits ge8ablte @eIo li9er berloren.
Sbos. @ogGan & 8ros., 208
@ommerceitraBe, San Nntonio, berfau=
fen 9ianos unb OrgeIn an leidlten 9bs
3abIungen obne Noten unb 3iuien.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12

nay Marum molt Sbr pianOs 3ueis
felbafter Site bOn reifen6en SdnbIern
faufen, tuenn Sbr bic e9ten Gmerion
in Der neuefen Musfibrung biqiger
unb urlter lei6te-sn 8eotnsungen in
benz b~epdbrten Gef9dftsbaufe BON
Sbos. @pggan & Bros. baben
f6nnt2
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12

vs. aa. =. Omtteriioe, 1876
ORsSouFons9 traBe, plumbers, @ass
uno STEAM : Sitters, balten fid benz
publifum fir lille in i9r6a6 i6lagenben
Nrbeiten empfoblen unb beripreGen
prompte 8eior9ung aQer Wuftrdge.
&ronleu9ter, @assJirtures, gabeipans
men. @lciets &c. tets an 9anb.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12

1@- Mat. Mcgabe, Nem Srunss
mid, 3d., 3ablt irsenO Semano fini
Dollars, ber an Blutabfibren leiDet
unb mad benz bDri@riftsmdBieen 8es
brau1e BON @bamberIain's @oIifs, gbo'
lera : unb Diarrboe Miitel ni6t in Der
mosli9if tirseffeE 3eit 6abon befreit
ipirb. Sine babe rs Gents : 6lof9e
biefer Mebi3in beilte fein 8Iutabfibreu,
na6bem er bic Mbebiain unb Re5epte
berf9iebener 9oftoren ber8ebens ange=
luanot bate. Serr Wte@abe fann Oies
ie Oferte gan3 rubig MAIDEN, oa fem
Soil bon golit, @bo!era Morbus, Dpisn.
terp, Diarrboe Deer 8lutabfibren be-
fannt lit, ber ni9t BEL regelre9ter Nn'
.wenbung beg Mittels gebeilt iporbea
tpdre. Gum 8ertauf bel q. gobn 6
So. unb j.. Ralteper & 9obn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
3lt u%erfaufen.

Gin 2todiees 8pbnbous an gbenue 8 nit
7 &aamea uno ? Salen. nebit 2itodigem Stal
nnb 8a9en . @emife, oaju , Staotlpis. gu
bel VI. Mpbc, Gde Commerce. uno
alomp Straee. rs, 6mtlmp
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12

= SOfortige 8eiierung bringen 9r.
Quguit 36nig's hamburger Sropfen
bel alien Nierenleiben. Sn alien NpD'
tbefen 3u baben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
Ser Cinderella sdbub ; Store,

@de OH.SOuHOnfraBe unb Npenue c.,
bieier beliebie 2aben Der Stabt, bat
feinen neueu 8orratb bon g pntme rs
f@uhen fir Serren, 9amen unb
&inber erbalten uno bat cine urbers
aleidli9e IuspabI aGer 6orten un6
Quaiitdten. Der Cinderella : G9ubs
Store fibrt nlr bic Gabrifate Der beffen
Gabrifen unb iiberbietet Nnes, tpas i'm
bieiigen Warft gu baben lit. Gpeeia=
iitdt fir 6erten: Der &odforo SGub
fir So. @s berIebnt i9 Der Miibe, i'm
CINDERELLA Store borauIpres
9en, e9e man anberslpO fault.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
Semtidb @mgliihe Sdmle,
Can qntoR 0, SeraS.

snertannt tiidtioe 2ebrantaIt fir Snubcn
unS MdSdsn; leit breibia Sabren in roger
@irtTamfeit, @ortreffiGe eebrtrdfte untcr be.
mGbrter Qeitunq, Der en9Iii6en Sprade piro,
mic Der Seutfdcn, hole &ednuns setraeen.
Quserhem llntcrriat i'm Spanifden. Gini9sr.
masen borbereitctc SdiIer finoen ieberseit
Nufnobme. Ndbcre Nusfunft ertbeilen Serr
s.. @roos, 8rdlibent bes SduI- 8~orfanScs
uub @ m. Barbed, Director Der anfalt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12

"a gGenft an bic alamo"
uno bereitet Sud auf bns balbi9e CTR
f6eiusn bes 30 ieuer Eager 8iez
res" O0r.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12

@- Sobn o Bros. liefern bic
befen unb biaigffen Srudia@en @ebt
5i ibnen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
Die SAN ANTONIO CoOPERAGE

WORK., Geo. Manbrp @igenz
tbimer, go. 1913 uab 10 Nufins9 Str,
San Antonio, 6aben ii6 in lebter
3eit bebeuteno bersr6Bert, bic groBars
tighten unb beiteu Gifereimai6inen ans
gei6aft uno iino oorbereitet, ale Nuf=
fridge fir $50 @alonen 2iquDrs Regs
uno Barrels prompt aus3ufibren.
S9idt Cure Nuftrdge elm!
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12

sa- Sbr tpart @elb, tuepu ibre Sure
0rudIa6en bel Sobnon Bros.
anfertigen IGBt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
Cine por3iislide @elesenbeit

Sine porjiigltde @slcgenbeit
3ur lleberfabrt opifden Deutfdfanb unb ame.
rita bietet Die bewdbrte unb beliebte Baltimore
2inie Oes
2lorooeut(6en Slopo.
Die tibmli9t betannten, neuen anb erprob.
ten Pofbampfer hieier 2inie fabren reselmabie
rSdsntIi@ stpiiden
Baltimore ttn0 8renteu
-birect,-
unb nsbnieu 3afIaaiere su febr biaiaen %reilen.
@nte gerpFesuns! @r0btm0sIi@te Cider,
belt! DoImetlder ~5sgleiten bic Ginipanberer
auf Oct &sile nod DEM @eiten. Bis Gnbe 1888
uurben nit 0lobb Sampfern
LSS5,513 9affasiere
slidlid iber ben Ocean beforbert, seipib Elm
outsS 3ersais fit bic 8eliebtbeit Dieier einis.
@eitere ausfunft crtbei!en:
u. gtbnmadber & Co., General. Nsentsn,
SO. 5 Siib-@ab. StraSe, Baltimore, Mb.
s.. Wmt. Gfdcnbmra, General asent
no. 104 Fifth Avenue, Gbicaso, Sas.,
u6er bercn Vertreter tint Snlanbe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12

Rz- Geinfte uub biligie Grudlas
der bel s o 3 on Bros.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-09-12
Die TIcreuce Satabtinaate BET Sin
NerUHeoeA

Bptsenoes 1T elm gua5us zines an ben
Dsutiden @eform WleHenser in @bam.
bersbursh Ba., sei4riebenen griefes:
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-08-23
War on the English Sparrow.

In view Of the overwhelming evil
dence against the sparrow, the Agri-
cultural Department recommends
the repeal of all existing laws which
afford protection to the Englishspar-
row, the enactment of laws to legal
ize the killing of the bird mt all sea
sons OF the year, and the destruction
OF its nests, eggs. or young; the GIL
nctmcnt OF laws making it II INSIDE
mcanor to give food or shelter to
the bird, and to protect those birds
which feed upon the sparrow, and
the appointment of some officer in
each town or village to destroy the
sparrows in the streets, parks and
other places where the use of fire.
arms is not permitted. The Offering
of bountics for the destruction of the
birds is not regarded by the Depart
mcnt as eXpedicnt.
To the general public the Depart
ment recommends intelligent, per-
sistent and united efforts to exter-
inmate the pests by the Use of fire.
arms, traps, poison, destruction of
nests, disturbance ut roosting places,
and amy other practicable method
that can be devised. Special atten-
ton is called to the fact that the Eli
glish sparrow il an excellent article
offood, equaling many the small,
CT game birds. In f.s,t, tho sparrow
is commo"iy sold Mt restaurants un-
der the name of "rice birds"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-08-23
Good 10 Travel On.

T1horo ora +I,voo +,,l,,
A'''.e aie .''fee vlaoes OF aVoca'
lions that afford those engaged in
them opportunity to travel and see
the world. and these the nrinters tho
ooonor. on1 +ho ,,.,,.o.I IT, 81, INV
e'o''' ''' '''' o'tocf i" ci'l'er
case q man, master thereof, can visit
any portion OF this country and ul-
ways be certain of work. The typo
can walk into my Enrl;sb nr;nt;n,r
IT,. =, +,,. -. ~,
tn 'nt +i, ~ .',u Wv. vi .nI World
.or '''i H. 'ls.I.er, , una earn nus sup
Re .,;,,>. IL: I s. S,,..U rom Name TO
oni , '..,,' .ro.L MnnltoeI 60 FLORIDA,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-08-23
The Drummer,s Ruse.

A short time ago q drummer from
abroad called at a Bangor livery
stable and wanted a double team for
ten days trip into the country,
and the stable mon refused toilet him
one on the ground that he was a
stranger. There was much discus
sion over the matter, and finally the
drummer snid:
"What is your team WORTH"
"Four hundred and fifty dollars, -
was the reply.
"lfI pay you that sum for it, will
you buy it back again when l re.
turn?" asked the customer, and up.
on receiving an affirmative reply, he
promptly put up thecash. Tendays
later he returned, and driving into
the stable, he alighted and entered
the office, saying, "Well, here is your
team, and now I want my m.ney
back"
The sum was passed to him and he
turned and was leaving the place
when the livcryman called out,
"-ook here, aren't you going to set
tie for that team"
"For what team" asked the drum
mer, in surprised tone.
For the one You just brought
back
"Wcll, now, "drawled the drummer,
"youarcn'ttool enough to think that
would pay anybody for the use of
my own property, are you?" and he
shook the dust of the place from his
feet.-Bangor Commercial.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-08-23
High Speed On Railroads.

There are many things connected
with high speeds ON railways which
tax the ingenuity of locomotive en-
ginccrs to the utmost The lines
have to he made strong enough to
withstand the heavy blows of the To-
connective, for the other portions OF
the running plant are light in COM
parison. \ railway train at sixty
miles an hour may be compared to u
huge projcctile, and subject to the
same laws. The momentum is the
product OF the weight of the train of
l20 tons, travelling at n speed of six
ty miles an hour. then the work re-
qnircl to bring it to II standstill
would III. t,i00 foot tons cxcrted
through one minute, or nearly IL
thonsand-horsc power, which gives
some idea it's destructive force il UNI
happily, it should come into action;
and yet this terrific power in so ell
tircly under command that the
strength of Il child turning the small
handle of the vacuum brake can bring
the train to a stand in Il few seconds.
-Cllambers's Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-08-23
Improved Whiskey Poker.

The following good story of a new
game of cards comes from Middle
town. The game, it seems, was in.
vented by Il member of the home
club, and is played by them only in
the evening. 1t is called "Old Cat. ("
but the name is not ut all ADEQUATE
The rules are similar to those OF
whisky poker, except that the priv.
lege of drawing is extended until ali
are satisfied. Hands are then shown
and the player having the lowest
hand in accordance with the rules of
the game and regulations ofthe club
is obliged to leave the table and the
rooms and retire to the seclusion of
his own home. The survivors play
until two only are left, who remain
in undisputed possession OF the room.
Tho game is said to be very favora.
bly, received by the ladies of Middle.
town, who think it should be intro.
duced and played in every we'll reeu.
lated club..-Hartford Times.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-08-23
He Drew the Line at the Tariff.

A stranger walked into tho camp OF
Abner w. Cnssin, the Arab, says the
San Francisco Post, and demanded
hospitality.
"Bcard of the prophet, "snid Abner
the Arab, cit is thy right, praised be
Allah; what wouldst thou?"
81 flin would eat, and 1t woulds
thut thy wife, the fair Priscilla, and
thy daughter, the beauteous Dorcas,
prepare my foodan wait upon me"
"Bc it So" said Abner the Arab;
"thc will of the guest is law in the
house of the follower of the prophet. :"
The stranger ate and drank till he
was satisfied, and, gazing upon the
form of the fair Priscilla, as she
handed him sl,erl,ct cooled with snow,
remarked that she was AZ doocid well
preserved woman, whcrcupon she
FLUSHED, and the stranger, straining
her rapturously to his heart, kissed
her.
Abner the Arab liked not this, but
he ground his teeth and suppressed
his rage, simply remarked to his
guest: do with her as thou wilt; tho
will of the guest is law in the tent of
the true believer"
Then the beauteous Dorcas entered
with tobacco, and, striking a match
on the wall of the tent, handed the
stranger n light for his chibouk. The
stranger remarked loudly that she
was Il daisy, and seating her upon his
knee, encircletl her waist with his arm.
and pressed his lips to hers.
Abner the Arab felt war in his soul,
and glanced at the strangeras though
he would like to tear him to pieces
but simply bowed his head and said:
'Do with her as thou wilt, stranger:
the will of the guest is law in the tent
OF the true believer"
Then putting down the fair maiden
from off his knee the strangercrossetl
his legs, spat at the tent pole, and
said: "By Allah, Abner, if'the sheik
Cleveland reduces the tariff the tribe
is doomed"
Then Abner the Arab arose, and
going to the wall Of the tent took
therefrom his spear, and, standing
before the stranger said: ooh, guest,
thou hast eaten my meat and drunk
EN- my budweiser. In return there
fore thou hast insultcd my wife and
violated the virgin lips ofmy daught-
er. All this l stood, for the prophet
sayest that the will of the
guest shall be law in the tent of his
followers, but now thou darest to
talk tariff to me, and thou dicst."
So saying he thrust ut him his
spear, and they carried his body
down to the 9th street dump for the
rats to feast upon.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-08-23
Vices Of a Slave System Die Hard,

From the New York Sun.
10 have ones own way under all
circumstances was Ia party of the
necessary training of the slavc.holl-
ing class Of the South. 1t was born
in them and bred in them. They
breatled it and sucked it. 1t was
part Of the social atmosphere. 1t
1t was their environment. 1t gave
birth to the Bufords and the McDows,
and especially to the courts and
iuries before whom they were tried.
1t nurtured men of high spirit, ex-
cellcnt duellists, splendid soldiers,
dare-devils in war. But it was an
atmosphere of savagery which one
generation of nonslave-holding has
not been able to clarity or Christian.
izc. The expulsion Of Mellow from
the South Carolina Medical Society
is the first formal Indication that
his crime is really condemned by the
higher circle of the state. 1t is a
welcome sign, and we shall give it
all the weight and prominence it de-
serves MS proof that the gentleman
murderer is no longer free from all
kinds of punishment in the South.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-08-23
rsrtune..slllas by Shorthand.

BYPRoF. ELDoN, MORAN, sT. LOUIS, MO.
Many persons can write shorthand
without knowing it. You CON your
sell! Ofcourse you do not believe It.
You say you have never studied.
But II you have not studied some
system, how do you know that the
crooked marks which you con dash
off ut random, are not short hand
characters? In real truth they are,
and can be read. The elements COM
posing the stenographic system now
in common use, are taken from the
circle with its radii, ores, chords and
the angles formed by them, together
with number of hooks, loops, etc.
Hence, almost any character or COM
binution of marks which the un.
guided pen is liable to produce, is
nearly certain to represent some
shorthand word, or collection of
words, and sometimes q whole SEN
tence. Tho truth of this statement
has been verified in numerous in
stances, by trials conducted by diff
terent photographers.
These experiments are often quite
amusing. A very easy character to
make-one likely to be produced by
any one-is n simple straight mark
written heavy. When placed YER
tically it means 'do;' above the line,
dollar" lcaning to the left, lob
ject;" to the right, advantage"
through the line, large, or "had;"
according to the slant. Written
horizontally, it reads, co. above
the line, give One person may
strike this character in such a way
US to produce do, which would seem
to indicate that he is q man who
will DO something. The next person
will write Object showing that he
has an OBJECT in life. Another will
write dollar which signifies what
his mind is conferred on. Another
will have the advantage in business;
while some one else will he disposed
to give freely. So many persons in
deed write just what they do, wish to
be, have or become, that the theory
has been put forward that the writ
er's pen in this instance is guided by
the hand of fate. A banker wrote in
terest;' n merchant wrote trade A
young man wrote the name of his
lady friend. A politician tried to
write Congress- but got down
deputy clerk instead. A detective
wrote trail A society lady wrote
mice beau Another struck offthree
characters: Rich, fellow, miserable
The fortune-tellcr was puzzled Mt
first, but by consulting the oracles,
found that the lnystics symbols meant
that she wanted n rich fellow and
would be miserable if she didn't get
him. This is perhaps the most rea-
sonable scheme for telling fortunes
that has been proposed in modern
times.
A competent stenographer, who
has by experience acquired skill in
rendering such disconnected char
actors, can, by means ofa black
board, greatly amuse a social party
or audience for half an hour. This
amusement, however, which is based
upon peoples ignorance of short
hand, will, II generation hence, lie IL
thing of the past, because it is rea-
sonable to suppose that in twenty
years stcnograply will be the system
in universal use.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-08-23
ANIMALS In THE BODY.

Yoaag Han Msets with . AisfortuAs while
Haatlns...Ths Lesson Il Reaches TO all
Careful Observers.
few weeks since, drank ut a spring, and while
doing so, drew in o ANAL lizard. The
animal grew wonderfully and caused the bow
much annoyance, but DR.. Wainwright
yesterday succeeded /: removing it.-Ex.
change.
=, i !. seems terrible to think Of an experience
like that above, md yet millions of minute
animas are drawn into every one of our
bodies with each breath; ore taken in with
every drop of water.
What do they live on?"
"The human body"
"What do they do?"
Cause PUN, diseasc and DEATH"
Can they be killed or avoidcd?"
"They can. They are dangerous, but they
can he rendered harmless. Three dropa Sf
Perry Davis Pain-k Killer in glass Of water
will kill every germ TINT may be in the
glass. For fifty yenrs this great remedy
has been the only absolutely certain
be killed, or their presence in tho body pre-.
vented. Germs feed upon the mucous mem.
branes Of the body and 80 cause pnin. Pain.
kills the pain."
Tho present season Of the year is specially
fruit we eat, is filed with germs Shall We
permit them to prey upon our lives and
cause pain, and perhaps death?
Shall we sit calmly and allow this destruc.
ton to go on when by keeping supply Of
Pain. Killer on hand, and using it regY
preserve our heath and happiness?
The New York agent of the College of File,
trical Engineering snys II have studied
medicine and Travelled extensively. have
seen the dangers and deaths that hot wealth.
er and bad watcr bring, but never found a
better medicine than Perry Davis Pair. XIII
er."
Remember it is better to prevent Summer
diseases, but Pain Killer will certainly cure
them even if neglect has caused them.