New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-12
THE TALK or THE DAP.

The career Of the late Maurice b. Flynn, shows ho,
a with keen intelligence and an alert brain
can succeed In this great country Of ours.
Glt Edged ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Won
waichfu and prudent In looking aner business IN.
Applicant for PosItIon-rve carried the samo uuL
brea over two years without losing II or having
Employer-Then you may have entire control Of my
extensive business and name your own salary -(Omahs
World.
Some men are fools and some scoundre,s; bun
this man Mellow OF Charleston, 3. C., Is trying haze
10 prove that he IL both fool and scoundrel.
The Successful Essay.-Miss vsssarbred-oh, Emllyi
understand that you took the prize offered by Tho
Ladies' Magazine for the best essay written BY
MIss Homebrcd-Yes: somehow / got it, DOM
hns % hQT R yo9 ssn, them my sua,
essay on 1.-THE Buddhisic Extinction OF Desires
Miss Honebred-" How TO Knit Patch in. a Stock.
ngr-( burlington Free Press.
IL has often been said that the OF places IN
this country are generally commonplace But this
IS far from being the case There IS for instance.
nothing COMMONPLACE about the name "C0nemaugh,s
the name "Cayaduta." The fact Is, the country
IS nll of beautiful and picturesque names, but with
sort OF National chuc keheadedness. we have in most
cases. given them to obscure places that are seldom
heard Of
At Tam Taran, in the Puujaab, there IS sacred
tank built $50 years ago by sikh saint. and It
believed that any eper who can swim across II win
The eper must be pretty we'll beeled7 before he can
De healed NOrrisown Herald.
Three boys OF Jackson. Mich. recently saved efri
from drowning. and the grateful father gave them
five cents, telling them to divide 1t between them.
A physician says that bow4lcgs are due " to As
descent OF the bS' As II is impossible to prevent
hills from descending without leveling them, bow.
legs we shall always have with us.-tNornstown
Herald.
1t is said that the plano IS simply an expanded harp
Those who live next 10 one I'm a fiat with thin walls
aro apt to wish that It was hafp s'll' WIN no
accent on the word still"
4 man with an artificial face has been attracting
attention at an English watering place. He has al
artificial cheek. eye and palate ~ mas sot so IN
This country too, that the man VINO has me most
cLee, artificial or otherwise, attracts the most after
t0n.-(NOrrlstOwn iefahL
What art thou. thou strong. mysterious Might
My beings deep
That mov'st that. still. by day and night
Yea, cen in sleep,
At thine approach tremble,sweep and sigh
Say, whence dost WELD
Such sovereignty that, though fam would fy.
yet must yield
And. ali why art so strangely. wildly sweetf
And wherefore art
In thine attained bliss. so short. so meet.
To human heart!
Say. hast thou learned the whIrwlnd'S secret forA
That, over bill
And dale sweeps all before 1t in its corse
And then Is still?
Nay, rather art thou born Of that softepower.
The gentle breeze,
That wooIng bends and thrills the shuddennt
flower
For thourt a sneeze!
Juvenile Phllosophy.-Mrs. Dumpsey-For SHAME
Willie! You've been fighting again Your clothes
are torn and your face Is scratche Dear me. whae
trial you are. wish you were grl-girls dont
fight. 49,.
Willie Dnmpsey-Yes, but ma don't you think II:
better to have good square fight and get all the mad
ont OF yon than to carry t aroun pre the way gins
Social clubs are becoming so numerous IN Boston
that the clergy beginning to denounce Them ms
mania for clubs OF all kinds in Boston Is certainly
remarkable social development. Old time Bosfonians
didn't care for the gregarious life OF clubs, preierrns
the lonely pleasures Of ISOLATION. In those days u
a Boston citizen happened to meet an ont-of1own freni
I'm the street he would say: All. yon are in Boston
| see If you will tell me how long you remain
will try to call upon you before yon go home Fine
weather having. Good day.
AT Maine high school commencement young lady
graduate read an essay entitled The Horse Trot OF
the Fnture.' 1t Is refreshing 10 see a young lady
graduate choose subject with which she Is famlIa
Too often her essay is entitled " The True Aim OF
Iife,n or "The Love OF Dress of which she knows
nothing-(Norristown Herald
There are some queer instances of tranIrerston Of
names IN tne PROVINCE Oh QucUcc. y SNOuiO VI "'S
old City of Quebec originally named shepherd
vle after English resident Of the name Of shepherd
The French translated this into Bergervile, which he
English soon corrupted into Beggarville. Hope cape
was turned by the French into Cap dEspoir, ~hcn
the English then translated into Cape Despair POM
of Cliffs first became Ponte DIES Monts. and was then
Anglicized. first into Demons Point and then mo
Devils Point Reindeer Lake became Lac ID
Renne which was soon corrupted by the English mo
Rainy Ieke and then, strange To say was corrupted
by the French into Lac la Plue.
Difficult to Te-Scene, the garden oil country
villa-PaSserby Cat the gate)-Garlener what Is ths
matter up at the houSe-that terrible screechlng'
Gardener quitting lbs hand 10 his ear to listenl-l
can't make out exactly Either the lady is prachslns
her singing or some vile animal has got into Tho
hen-house.-(San Francisco Wasp