The morning news., 1889-03-11
BRIGHT BITS.

JACK-Now, look out, I'm going TO kiss you.
Sallie (preparng to run)-Ohl oh! oh! You
wouldn't dare!-(Jack wavers) would you?-
BRAKES Magazine.
the red man it is but little while until all the
reservation Mr. Lo possesses is in his mind
Terra Hdute Express.
LoGroAL-"How ole is Missy Anne9 Why
chile, she mus be a-goin' on 80. When was 8
she was 12 OATS twice s ole as me- I'm "a
now. Yaas Missy Annes 48 years ole. ."-Hdr-
Der's Bdzdr.
MINISTER dining with the farnily)-Bobby, 1
suppose when you grow up to be a man you
will want to be an earnest christian, won't you!
Yes, sir, il il doesn't interfere with being
drum ma tor. Life.
IT has been question before now in the as
scinbly as 10 who had the floor, but never be-
fore, that we wot Of. as TO who had the ceiling
Evidently the assembly hasn't got it-not the
one, at least, that it paid for.-Life.
A wEnL-KNowN club man, just returned from
Nassau, was asked his opinion Of the place;
die of ennui Why, 10cent limit is big game
there. boston CoHmerctnt Bulletin.
sHE-Do you think, George, that marriage is
q fallureH
Hell think it all depends upon the wife.
How do you regard It, Lulu?
She-I think it all depends upon the hus band.
Epoch.
ffne-cut chewing tobacco, and cigarettes, are
gradually but surely working a change in
Chinaman John, and the day may come when
he can drop of street car and light on his ear
with the best Of us.-Detroit Free Press.
FIRST BoY-Been snowballing to-day?
Second Boy-I should say had
"Kill anyhody?n
mot quite af
Nor l. either. It'sRot so we can't have fun
any more, I'm going to ask father to buy me
a shotgun. That viii bring 'em down. DE
troH hFee Press.
SOLD AT SImonstern (the auc-
tioneer)-Hare | hef chenuine diamont ring,
wort dree hundret und feefty tollar Der widow
ohf a man dot died sudden has gotter sell it,
How mooch am offerts
Customer (promptly) Ten cents.
Simonstern-Take it away, unit pay at der
desk. Chskey, pring up der nexi lot!-Judge.
PLEASANTLY PUT.-Editor-I am pleased to
observe, Mrs. Blanque, that you are subscriber
to my magazine. Do you find that Infancy
helps you at all?
Mrs Banque-Oh, indeed, yes We give it to
the baby instead of his father books and he
doesn't know the difference. Mr.. Blanoue used
to get very mad when Charlie tore his books to
pieces--HdTper'S BGzdr
THEY were on their way home from the the
ater. 1--WE had an interesting discussion last
night at the debating club, remarked George.
"The subject was, What shall we do with our
raw materlaly'
II know little about matters Of that nature,
George, returned the girl, timidly, but think
some of our raw material should be disposed of
on the half-shell. Epoch.
THE EIGHTH WoNDER-Mr. Winks-I see
raising flowers for the manufacture of per
ffmery has become a new Industry in Florida
Mr.. Minks Ia perfumery manufacturer)-
FlowersS
Eyes.
For the manufacture of perfumery?"
Yes ~
"Well, wonders will never cease "-Netu York
Weekly.
THE Glorious FLAG OF our beloved land q"
exclaimed the impassioned orator, in a fine
burst OF patriotic fervor, twill wave over us
with four new stars glitte1ng in its illustricus
galaxy and in matchless grandeur the country
will march on to its destiny, outgrowing its
zraphies, its maps and charts"
"HuzZal HuzZaN' yelled an enthusiastic
school-book publisher in the audience. Chicago
Tribune.