New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
THE Talk or THE DAY.

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THE Talk OF THE DAY
| According to a Hide Baltimore girl the interior 81
| Africa is principally used for purposes Of sxpiora-
| ton"
Theory and Practce.-Doctor ito brosher physSisal
Yes, gentlemen, the sovereign remedy for Al Ills
fresh air, and plenty Of It. People don't let enough
air into their houses. Well must hurry; Pm on An
Brother Physician--cong far
@No, only down to the hardware ytS,s e g. ban
eThe Boston Transcript tells Of Massachusetts,
legislator who said that Of his colleagues had HE
| the nail on the head in a nutshen'
| Ere the wesried and worried colonel
Goes TO seek his rest noctolonei,
He takes weed, so no may read
-(Army and Navy journal
aThe San Francisco Wasp" says the difference b.
tween comic and grand opera is that comic opera
you ought TO laugh but can't, while In grand opera
| you must not laugh, but want TO-
Not ukely.-Be-The paper says that crsnsesry u
s0 sbeob. am glad OF that Perhaps II win bf1ns
| down the price of butter-lBurltngton Free Press
| Churchill County, Nevada, is breaking In two. a
crack three feet wlde several miles in length and u
| an unknown depth, has made It's appearance
Becoming Hlsh-Toned MIR westsnd docking eyss
the paper-suilivan aud Kiiisin have s seems eahy
Mrs. westend (haughuly)-The idea Of your msn-
Oa Ts.y sp Save asrssd % IL light l $4,000
E.s Resr record ss
At least one sugar trust rhymes with bust' Fer
further information apply to the stockholders OF hs
Electric Sugar Company
Would not loud growi and growl altogether,
get US rcceptacles Of kind for mail natter toe
bulky 70 go into the letter boxesl IL Is surely nos
keeping with the 81 lssy q no mat
ter how greet little value, TO the honesty OF ne
chance pass6y 70 the msey % .ns s 81
else make pilgrimage 20 the post onice or SONS hnoy
disposed way odices.-tBoston Transcript
It's New En- gland paper which spsaks Of woman
as being beautifully engowned.'
Pedlcrcan sell you a oahs e., Of polishing ,osys
WIN PIT Shine on your plano 80 you ESud an, s sn
only ten cents, mum, and you never will be without
IL again in your life.
Ddn't buy a cake Of that very soap from you fous
Pedier thsstIly,-Good day, mum. s9cuse my miH
take. Wrong house.-(JewellerS Weekly
People do not appear to take as much stock ID
lightning rods as they formerly did There are neN
only three lightning rod factories in the eonfu
against ninety-three few years ago
Adding, Insult to Injury.-Ffrst shopping F''oa-
'iI second Shopping Eend-why, how inexo~sor
stupid OF TO pick mp an imitation monkey-sxh
thine
Catering for bis nxssq ays can q
cheese? It's all holes and smell
coUniryHaa.Tell, gimme a pound chunk Of ~
It's for my wife she's very fond Of IT, but Is ior mo
by gum, can't even eat the holes ,o,,s an, An,
throw them away.-tThe Epoch.
OF the 1913 members Of the Iliuss tegslatuu, ias
were born outside the State.
Fatal Observation-Disclosures Msmma-Hthel didn't
see young Mr. an R ss psr g.'s'A a
Ethel-Yes, mamma but snubbed him eheotuaiy
before the eYsSSg % W boyos Ar. you y
Ethel-Not at all, mamma. Not this winter' nus
Mamma-Yes. but he makes artificial ice
daughter faints.)-tChicago Tribune
Delaware serves notice on Maryland that 10 can
produce a much finer grade Of Higgins, II 10 fs
smaller State.
Uncle BerkshIre-Heow much be that watchs
Tncie BerkshTeNEn that smaller onsi
Uncle BerlSshre-Rn the smallest onsi
}cweliernssventy i've. dollars Ms,.r, How mueh u
no watch ?-Dewellers' Weekly.
Secretary whitney's pride in the triumph Of Amor
lean shipbulders is highly commendable but IL comes
a trine late to do poor John Roach much good
A Gay Week" Our usually quiet little town has
enjoyed week OF unusual activity In social er S
Peters gave large affy pull Tuesday afternoon AIns
Mandy Parker had rag sewing, with frolic IN inc
IN the hall over Bean brothers grocery and pro,
vision store. Thursday evening an apaeur ah and
evnpv pnsysormer doing we'll Friday night surprise
party Grandma Peck was the oiuer OF .e snne,
and a grand climax was reached In an oyster suppet
az Uncle Andy Doolite's. oysters being dispensed a.
twenty-five cents dish, with pie ana sa @ rsaay
All enjoyed IL but even our society people aio
for rest now.r-(Puck.
In a suburb of Louisville. KY, known as California
a two-story brick building belonging to woman Nne
lived out of town was recently stolen piecemcsi io
the LOT on which IL Stood and everything EXCEPT 'n
foundations carried away The house contained c'ga'
rooms and cost about 81 500. Mrs ROSS, tne o"""'
congratulated herself that the lot was SUI tnorc'
Not Posted Phladelphian qn st. LSusw Will yos
he,y 9 Trent haff been only dree months
on dis beat philadelphia keeoru
Saws The Hebrew Journal; The Jewish enuDs %
our city are very handsome Institutions ana compare
very favorably with these OF our ne'snD~
so,,,a legitimate end afordIng the young men re-
ncah nlaees of resort in their hours Of recreation
a.. ,ha,a "a one great lack common TO them an
They have no literary or intellectual SIDE 'e~'sn
.onno1 men are intelligent, but they arc not IN
tellectual They have naturally Keen mnds' ou' u
them only for material purposes. Outside OF 'n'
nswsnapers they have no interest In literature
A Blr FInd-I was looking over the hatileneia y
Malyepn s Hi to ind relic o. some sort, and by ana
nv | found halfbured she'll winch nan no 49,
pioded. was digging around II WIN a., s and saied
col0red man came running aoross TUG N.Y."
out: ,,.., uA,. ..n-ston right dar'!s
aDe matter Is dat I'ze leased dis yere nea' ."
nobody kin cum diggin' yere',
q / only wanted this old SHELF .srs
eyes, know, but doan' let nobody 1901 ME apa
q MD Seyi Didn't white nan cum yee las sum.
an pSsS e Ss sp sos on y Which
Clellani You fist 20 onp-lDetroit free RyssA