The Brookhaven leader., 1889-03-21
"EDIToR'S BACK STAIRS"
The Interesting Views of the Late DIR. j.
q. Holland.


q. Holland.
The columns of the newspapers appear to
be flooded with proprietary medicine adver-
tisements. As we cast our eye over them,
it brings to mind an article that was pub
lshed by the late DIR. Holland in Scribner's
Monthly. He says: Nevertheless, it is a
fact that many of the best proprietary med
icines Of the day were more successful than
many physicians, and most OF them, 1t
should be remembered, were at first dis
covered or used in actual medical practice.
When, however, any shrewd person, know
ing their virtue, and foreseeing their pop
ularity, secures and advertises them, then,
In the opinion of the bigoted, all virtue
went out of them"
Is not this absurdi
This great man appreciated the real
merits of popular remedies and the absurd
ity OF those that deridcd them because pub
lie attention was called to the article and
the evidence of their cures. If the most
noted physician should announce that he had
made a study of any certain organ or dis
ease of the body, or make his sign larger
than the code size, though he may have
practiced medicine and been a leader in all
medical counsels, notwithstanding all this.
if he should presume to advertise and de
cline to give his discovery to the public, he
would be pronounced quack and hum
bug, although he may have spent his entire
life and all his available funds in perfecting
his Investigations
Again we say, absurd"
If an ulcer is found upon ones arm, and
is cured by some dear old grandmother,
outside of the code, it will be prom ounced
by the medical profession an ulcer of little
Importance. Buff treated under the code,
causing sleepless nights for Il month, with
the scientific treatment, viz, plasters,
washes, dosing with morphine, arsenic
and other vile substances, given to prevent
blood poisoning or deaden pain, and yet the
ulcer becomes malignant, and amputation
is made necessary at last to save life, yet
all done according to the 'isms" of the
medical code, this is much more gratifying
to the medical profession, and adds more
dignity to that distinguished order than to
be cured by the dear old grandmother's
remedy.
This appears like a severe arraignment,
yet we believe that it expresses the true
standing of the medical profession in regard
to remedies discovered outside of their
special ''isms." One of the most perplexing
things of the day is the popularity of certain
remedies, especially Warmers Safe Cure,
which we find for sale everywhere. The
physician OF the highest standing IS ready
to concede its merits and sus ain the theories
the propretors have made-that is, that it
benefits in most of the ailments of the hu
man system becauseit assists in putting the
kidneys in proper condition, thereby aiding
in throwing off the impurities Of the blood.
while others with less honesty and exper-
fence deride, and arc willing to see their
patient die scientifically, and according to
the code, rather than have him cured by this
great remedy.
Yet we notice that the popularity OF the
medicine continues to grow year by year.
The discoverer comes boldly before the peo-
pie with it's merits, and proclaims them
from door to door in our opinion much more
honorably than the physician who, per-
chance, may secure patient from some
catastrophe, and is permitted to set bone
of an arm or finger, which he does with
great dignity, yet very soon after takes the
liberty to climb the EDITORS back stairs at
o'clock in the morning to have it announced
in the morning paper that 'Dr So-and SO
was in attendance thus securing for his
benefita beautiful and free advertisement.
We shall leave it to our readers to say
which is the wiser and more honorable.
BUNLAY, the newly crowned King OF An
nam, is only ten years OF age.