Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-12-07
SHORT SOUTHSIDINGS.

News Bits Cleaned EutIreIy Among and
for the Birmlughamers.
'SCAT," the new game Of cards, is becoming
| popular at the clubs.
A PRoBLEM.-How many candidates for
Alderman are there in the Tweuty-ninth wardi
THERE is quite strife going on among the
clubs to see which is trump In the way Of fine
rooms
ONE Of the sad things Of this world is to see
doctor sick and not know what is the matter
with himself
A NEW branch Of the Catholic Mutual Ben.
eft Association was organized at st Johns
Church last Sunday.
THE Murphy Fishing Club has taken nice
rooms on Sarah street, between Seventeenth
and Eighteenth streets.
THE Pittsburg Nail Works turned out ], 125
kegs of steel wire nails Wednesday, the largest
run the factory has ever had.
Mr.. RALPH YOUNG had his left leg broken
last Sunday by kick from horse. He lives
at the head Of TwentY-sixth street.
"THE butchers wagon" is a new name given
to the patrol wagon. Probably because the
''lambs" are taken to slaughter in it
AT the rate the Birmingham line are putting
in the car stoves they will hardly get them in
place in all Of the cars before spring.
THE druggists and doctors have been busy
lately. and have only the weather to thank for
1t They report many cases Of malaria.
NO, reader, the Fee Gee Club" are not
cannibals, but a jolly set of fellows, who know
how to pass the fleeing moment in merry
way. =
'SPEAK-EAsY pie" is one Of the latest uses
to which this word has been applied. The pie
In question has suggestions Of brandy as q
favor to the mince meat.
SMOKY CITY COUNCIL, Jr., O. U. A NJ, will
shortly present several flags to schools in Bald
win township. The committee now has ar
rangements nearly completed.
NEwsY-Evening paperf All about the sui
cidel Southsidef, buying paper-I don't see it
Newsy-F ght HeEs, tpo5nting t0tfe account of
the trial Of the Doodle Aldermen).
AT the Lotus Club--Porter- man has Just
called through the whistle for you, Mr.. Game
player, on important business Mr.. Game
player-Scati Tell him am not here.
ALL the drug stores are now supplied with
slot machines for supplying gum. 1t will have
to work its jaws pretty fast to drop gum fast
enough for bevy of Southside school girls.
STRANGER-Who is that youth with the tired
expression on his face : Southsider - oh,
LudLS m0mDer OF LD6 marSella1Se OlQO. Iley
have some new Indian clubs and dumbbells,
you know.
B. F. BENBow & Co., 2lO1 Carson street, sold
for Hill Burgwin this week the second lot from
the corner of Twenty-ffth and Carson streets,
with frame building on, to A. Mclaughlin for
SS,400. Lot 20x109.
The Taxpayers Protective Association had
rousing meeting Tuesday evening. 1t is un-
derstood they are to have an official organ to
grind out their sentiments. 1t will not be
manipulated by an Italian.
THE Druggist Nightmare-Ha you got any
picture cards this eveningH Stranger on the
Bridge-They say man just went down to the
bottom of the river. Does anyone know his
name. Academy Goer-McGinty.
The Lochiel Club will rattle off gold watch
at their rooms, No. 80 Fifteenth street. on New
Years Day. They already have large num-
Der of tickets sold, None of the members of
the club are allowed to buy tickets. SO it cannot
be called "family affair"
MR.. JAMES W. McCLEARY, of Smoky City
Council, Jr. o. U. A. NJ, will go to Belevernon
on December to make flag presentation
speech. Mr.. Thomas Morley, Of No. l patrol
wagon, will accompany him. The BelleVernon
Council have been making extensive prepara-
tions for the event.