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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

KEEP something growing on the
hand and you will then keep down the
weeds 1t does not pay to take of q
crop and then allow the land to grow
up in weeds. 1t is better to plow the
land frequently if no crop is on it. The
aim should be to not allow single weed
TO grow.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

ROSE slugs Will do damage If the
bushes are not guarded. A solution or
an ounce of pyrethrum powder in a
gallon OF water, sprayed on the bushes.
Is excellent, but a stream Of water from
a force pump. applied ldaily, is one OF
the best remedies that can be used.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

VANILLA BIsCUTr.-MiN one-quar-
ter pound of butter with one-half
pound of -four and two well-beatru
eggs, one teaSpoonful of baking pow
der, one-quartar pound of currants and
several drops Of vanilla essence; roll it
out, then cut in shapes and bake in
a Toured tin.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

a couple of Irishmen were standing
near cotton press IN a Texas town
watching the huge bales af cotton be
ing reduced TO their lowest numerators
and denominatOrs. so to speak.
Tim, I'd Ike to put ye under that
and squaze the divil out of yeZ," said
one of them.
Would ye, Indade?'' was the reply.
"SquaZe the divil out of yerself and
there would be nothing left.'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

First ClerGyman-How long vacI-
tiou will you take abroad?
Second Clergyman-Oue month.
One month only? Why, | shall have
a vacatian of two months.
That's so. but your salary is twice as
much as mine, you know.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

AGRICULTURAL ITEM. - A.-The
weather We have had this summer la,
teen good for the hay crop.
B.--I suppose so. 1t has been rain
ing pitchforks most of the time,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

LEAKY roofs in summer 60 damage
as well as In winter. 1t Is important
that the crops stored in tine barn be kept
absolutely dry. A single leak Will
cause enough damage to pay for new
rn,.f
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

An expert says that If butter be
broken when cold the broken part should
resemble the broken parts of cast-iron
or steel, and also the same of rock for
nations
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

SCHOLASTIC ITEM.-Tommy-I wish
the school room was round.
Mother-Why?
So the teacher couldn't make me
stand in the corner.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

SAVED ONE THING.-Mr. Soakfull-
No, my dear, high licerse and the con-
scquent closing of all the saloons has
been bad thing for the town. 1t has
made our living dearer.
Mrs. Soakfull-There is one thing
that is less expensive for us.
What's that, I'd like to know?
We don't have to buy ground-glaSs
goggles for the children any more since
the last saloon closed and your nose
quit dazzling the poor little creatures
eyes; and have made little pin money
out or the two thousand old empty
whisky TASKS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Somebody who has tried it gives the
following as a cure for writer's cramps:
Take tincture of capslcum four ounces,
spirits OF turpentine one ounce, mix
them and apply To the hand and wrist
once or twice a day, so rs to keep up
70 glow on the surface. If the turpen-
tine proves too irritating diminish the
quantity Of il or omit 1t altogether.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Cams kidney Cure for
Dropsy. Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
business, &C. Cure guaranteed. s3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 bottle, q
for IS, or druggist 1000 certificates of
cures. Try Ii
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

The advantage Of cast-iron pipes for
drains Of houses is great. Cast-iron
pipes, il cast sound, prevent leakage
into the subsoil beneath a house; they
are truer in bore, and, what is of even
greater value, they are not liable to
breakage or fracture
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

BALTIMORE APPLE BREAD. Make
a nice dough for sweet rusks, as they
are known in New England, or buns,
as they are known elsewhere. When
this dough is very light, roll it out into
two good sized cakes about half an inch
thick, and spread and with stewed ap-
pies, place the other over it, and let it
rise FOR half an hour, then bake 1t in a
good oven- As soon as it Isdone spr. ad
some stewed apples over the top, aid
plenty of sugar, bits of butter and nut
meg, and set the cake back in the oven
for sugar to form coating. Serve
hot or cold.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

POTATOES FOR BREAKFAsT.-Into
well-buttereI pan place "A layer of
cold boiled potatoes sliced thin, salt and
pepper them, add another layer a, d
cover with cream or milk; bake until
well Drowned. Cold mashed potatoes
are nice baked the same way.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

SWEET PEACH PICKLE.-Pare seven
pounds of peaches, firm open stones.
Put in a jar layer of peaches, sprinkle
very lightly with whole cloves and
mace, continuing fruit and spices until
the jar is full. Boil four pounds of
brown sugar with quart of strong vim
egar few minutes; skim it well, then
pour over the peaches and let it stand
till iIext day. Four all back into the
kettle and boil gently fifteen or twenty y
minutes
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

THREE conceited wits passing along
a country road meet old farmer.
First wit Good morrow, father
Abraham.
Second wit-Good morrow, father
Isaac.
Third wit - Good morrow, father
Jacob.
Old Farmer-I am neither abraham,
Isaac, nor Jacob, but Saul, the son Of
kish, who went out to seek his fathers
asses; and loI here have found them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

outl
Mrs. DiZnis-What is the matter?
Mr.. DiZnis-The second book-keeper
asked me for half day off to attend
his aunt's funeral, and like a smart
Aleck said l would go with him.
Mrs BiZnis-Was it very good
game? What was the score?
Mr.. BiZnis-That's just where / got
fooled myself. He was really going to
his aunt's funeral.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

In new autumn gowns there Will be
less use made of goods in combination
than of handsome solid colors richly
bOrdered
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

IKiALsF Q A NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
read one of my poems?
hostess-For heavens sake. don't do
III how VIII l ever get the guests
awake when 1t is time to 90 homer
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

An ancient fash on, revived by gen.
tlemen of changeable tastes, is the
watch fob on the right side of the trou-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

WOMAN Ito tramp-"You seem to
have good appetite" " Tramp-"Yr,s,
madam, that is all | have left in the
world which l can rightly call my
own.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

The hot-house viol5ts should now he
pro ected against the sudden chaI ges
OF temperature. They are scarce and
expensive In winter, and will pay well
for the care given them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13
Frazer Axle Grease.

Don't work your horses TO death with
poor axle grease; the Frazer is the only re-
liable make. Use it once, and you will
have no other.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Miss Rachel Sherman, the Generals
youngest daughter, will spend the win
ter in Paris, with the family of Minister
Reid.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

She-I saw somebody this morning
for whom you have great admiration.
He-You did, eh? l guess you must
have looked in the mirror.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

BEEF AND TOMATOES one
pint Of tomatoes, one teaspoonful of
salt, one saltspOonful Of pepper, one
onion cut fine, and one pound of beef.
cut in small pieces. Let all simmer
very slowly until the meat is tender,
add one tablespoonful of butter, and
serve.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Considering It's cost sawdust is an ex-
cellent material for bedding and as an
absorbent. 1t possesses but little man
urial value, but will answer well on the
stable floors
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

-IHlntoHi1 is very useful in the
kitchen. \ few drops mixed in the
water will take off any grease from
plates, dishes, etc, better thi,p sofia
does. Ladies will find this y useful
hint when, as is often the case in these
days Of sudden Strikes" they find
themselves in the capacity of i'm
gromptu ''-laids-of-;Iu work.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13
Rupture cure guaranIced by

DR.. }. b. Mayer, S3l Arch ST., Phil'a,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou
sands OF cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Plain coaf-sleeves are rarely seen.
There Is always some plating or full
esS at the top about the armholeS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Why rub, and toll, and ioedr out yourself and
your clothes on washday, when, ever since 1861
Dobbins Electric soap has been offered on pur-
pose TO tighten your labor, and save Your
clothes. NOlc try it. Your grocer has it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

RATHER SLow.-Jones, a chronic
bore, telling about IN accident IL which
a man was drowned, said:
1T happened in less time than take
to tell it.''
II guess 50; otherwise the man might
have been rescued" replied a disgusted
listener, yawning.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Stuart frills of costly lace falling over
the corsage are worn Oh many bodies
slightly open in the neck.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

A bottle of fifty gallons capacity, tie
largest ever blown in this country, was
lately made in Millville, n. j.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

SPONGE CAKE.-Eight eggs; their
weight in sugar, half the weight in
dour, the eggs beaten very light, whites
and yolks separately, the raspings and
with the yolks, then add the whites,
beaten to "a stiff froth, then the lemon.
Mix in the -four as lightly as possible,
As much beating after the -four Is in
makes the cake tough. Bake in a
quick oven, not too hot.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Mid eqIAbls climate. cert dn and abundant crops-
Best fruit grain and stock country in world
fuIl Information free- Address Ihs OREGON Imu
grafton Boar1, Portland. Oregon
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

FITS. Al Fits stopped Tree by DIR. Kline-s Great
Nerve Restorer. No Fills afCer nrsI days Mar
ye.ous cures. Treatise and 81 % trial bottle free 10
HI cases. Send 70 Dr. hllne.s3l Arca St PhLA. Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

a correspondent of the London Athe-
p1um writes: 1T Is not improbable
that Mount Everest, 20,0l2 feet, which
has hitherto passed for the monarch OF
the Himalayan chain, will be dethroned.
Mr. Graham and his two Swiss guides,
In their recent attempts to scale some
Of the highest SUBMITS. definitely saw
two peaks rising to the northwest of
Mount Everest which they believe to be
considerably higher. General Thullier,
Director Of the Indian Trigonometri-
Cal Survey. thinks this quite possible. ("
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

MILK PUNCH.-t cup of cream. cne
teaspoonful of good brandy, and little
grated l utmeg. This is very nourish-
ing in great weakness.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

L know no manner of sp aking so
offensive as that of giving praise and
closing it with an exception.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

II is proposed 10 preserve wood by
coating it with oxide of iron in the
following mani er: A large quantity Of
long. slender large-headed nails are TO
be driven into the wood in close prox
unity 10 each o her.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

HAZEL PUDDING.-Beat two eggs
very well, add to them one gill of new
milk, two ounces OF castor sugar. one
ounce of finely shred orange peel and
enough pounded nut to form a stiff
paste. Bake in a buttered dish for an
hour
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Every straw stack that is not properly
capped and well made i, liable to injury
before the winter Is over.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Bronchitis is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Smith-What has become of White?
l used to see him often when he clerk
ed for Arnold and Constable, but 1
havn't met him in a long time.
Brown-Oh, White has gone into re-
tirement.
Gone into retirement.
Yes; he clerks now for a store that
doesn't advertise.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

1iaff1icted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Phomp-
son sEye-water. Druggists sell at as5c. per bottle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

For all arrangements of the liver, stomach
and bowels take DIR. Pierce's Pellets One a
dose
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13
Catarrh

Is complaint which affects nearly ever yhody,
more or less. II originates in a cold, or success
sion Of colds, combined with impure blood. Disa-
greeable flow from the nose, tickling in the
throat, offensive breath, pain over and between
the eyes, ringing and bursting noises in the ears
are the more common symptoms. Catarrh is
cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla, which strikes di-
rectly at its cause by removing all impurities
from the blood, building up the diseased tissues
and giving healthy tone to the whole system.
Hoods SarSaparilIa
Sold by alldruGgsts. 81 six for s5 Prepared only
by c. l. HOOD & CO, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Many initiate. none equal, -TansilI's Punch
Americas finest SC. Cigar.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Bjones (readIng the paper)-''That's
queer-a North Dakota clergyman
caught stealing horse from one o his
parishioners.'
Bjenkins languidly) - "Ahl Did
they suspend him from his pastorate?''
"No, they suspended him from
tree.''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

DISMAL FoREBoDINGs.-P Actor
Ito friend Did you see me last lime /
acted?
FrienG-No, l am afraid I've not
seen you act for the last. Somehow or
other | can't look on the bright side of
life.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

is 20 overwork in schools, 1t has well
been remarked by a recent writer that
the difficulty we have to face Is the in
evItahle result of attempting to educate
a multitude Of children by one proceSs
and w TO one standard. =.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

A PECULIAR APoLoGY.-A.-Sir l
must request you not to stare at my
datr
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13
CAM p LIFE.

The one thing you'll always End in every CO..
boy outht when he goes on the spring round-up
IS a " Fish Brand " POmmel Slickef Thev r,is
the only perfect saddle coat, and come either I'D
or yellow. They protect the whole frout Of de
riders body, being made to fit round the ouirs, 4
the saddle entire When used as waking coat
The extension pieces neatly overlap each oihsf
making regular oveTCoat with double storm
proof front. When riding, the saddle is DIV as
bone, from pommel 10 clntle, and the rider s eu.
tIrely projected an every part Of his body Thess
" SiickerS," beng Of extra width. nal. kpt
blankets for camp. Beware OF worthless initu,ict.
every garment stamped with " Flsh Brand Trade
Mark. Don't accept anv ,nleuur coat when va
Can have the e fish Brand SIicker" delivered WITH
olt extra COST Particulars and illustrated czlaogu.
free.
a. }. TOWER, Boston, Mass.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13
Cann,s kidney G.

st Paul will put s5e, 900 into an ice
palace.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

MARIA, will you pass the sugar."
said De Broot TO his wife at the break
fast table just subsequent TO long con-
nul ial lecture.
Here it is. Before we were mar
rled you used to say you never wan ed
sugar when L was at the table with
YOU"
'Humpb, that was some time ago.
Now, you Will observe. use very little
pepper and Yimogar."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

STEwED POTATOES WITH MILK
r r. raw potatoes; cut into thick shoes;
soak in cold water half an hour; stew in
enough cold water to cover them Till
tender (about fifteen minutes). Do not
let them boil fast enough TO break
Drain off all the water. Pour on milk
enough to nearly cover them; add salt,
and when it boils again large lump of
butter rubbed with an equal quantity
OF fiour) and little pepper. Let it
boil till 1t thickens. Serve in a covered
dish.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

Mr.. Biznis-whewl but I'm tired
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

B.-I beg ten thousand pardons. l
thought she was only your wife.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-11-13

To COLOR FRosTING.- Pink little
red jelly or preserve juice, cranberry
sirup or cochineal, stirred into ordinary
frosting, colors a pretty pink. Yellow
Cut an orange In halves, and soak the
yellow part of the rind i'll the juice.
Put in thin muslin bag, and squeeze it
through the muslin. The juice VIII be
colored by The rind. Stir it into ordi-
nary fros:ing. The whitest icing is
made by adding lemon-juice to the egg
and sugar.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-04-17

Gentleman-I hear you have had a
windfall, Uncle Rastus.
Uncle Rastus-Yes, sab my ole
marster died the oddcr day and left
me fo' hundred dollars.
Gentleman-I suppose you will
open a small store Of some kind with
the money.
Uncle Rastus-No, sab; specs
I'll open an offs.
"Real estate Office =?
No, sab; a lawyers offs. know
several lawyers, and dey all pears to
be doing YER we'll. Dere's more mon
ey in offises, Mistah Sniff, den dey is
in stores.-Time.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-04-17
81 dew, Selutha."

Eulalia (sentimentally)-Oh, no,
have no desire for great wealth.
should be happy, very happy, as thu
wife of q noble bread.winner.
George (practically)-And l should
be happy, very happy, as the husband
of a good bread maker.
She concluded to learn.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-04-17

"What My ole Bill, the onery
mule |" demanded the wife.
"Yes, ma'am."
"And didn't ye shute at him ?"
"Oh, no."
you orter. He's the lankest, laz
lest, shuckless man in Moth Car'lina
I run him out last mite. I shan,
truck with him no mo-"
He was telling mo about it. he
felt very badly"
"Nol Ole Bill feel bad about any.
thing!"
eyes, he actually shed tears when
he thought he should never see you
and the children again"
Hills to Dustin, but what news
Children, hear that Your father
shedding tears !"
did pop beller" asked the oldest
boy of me.
"Yes, he cried."
"It's impossible !" gasped the wom-
an. "Why, ole Bill is too lazy to
even shed tears. What did he say Z"
He said you were the best woman
on top Of the earth, and that five bet.
ter children could not be found in the
State"
"He did And what else ?"
"And that he didn't blame you. al.
though he did the best he could. He
hopes you will forgive him when you
hear of his DEATH"
"His death Is ole Bill gwine to
drown hisselff"
W-I shouldn't wonder. He has
nothing to live for now, you know"
MAN driv pap out to die !" sniv-
eled one of the children, and all got
together at the door and began to
cry.
Stranger" said the little woman
as she came closer, "Ole Bill was lazy
and onery, but l reckon hadn't or
ter. He was the father of them chill.
dren, and he had some good pints.
I've mind to go arter him."
"Can you forgive him :"
"Sartin. I've smashed his gun and
traps and fixings, and I'm sorry"
You'll take him back I"
II will"
"Well, he's down at the landing.
Send one of the boys to call him.
Take him back on trial. Tell him
to go to work or you'll drive him off
for good next time. Lay the law
right down and let him know what to
expect"
Smith soon arrived. He came In
wiping his eyes and seeming very
humble. AS he entered the door the
wife stood with arms akimbo and look
ed him over and exclaimed
"Cum back, chi All broke up was
vel Slept in the ole beat all night,
did yo! Now, ole Bill, you look risht
yere You kin cum back, but the
gun is gone, the traps is gone, and the
tarnel dog is drowned in the river.
From this day out ye has got to work
and be somebody. Do you follow the
track ?"
81 dew. Selutha."
"Then you git fur that AK, and then
git fur the wood pile, cause we've got
to pull up some dinner for this yere
stranger. Don't you 90 for to boss
the children nor to think you kin run
this house, or out you 90 for good'n
all. Stranger, squat on that rocking
chair over there, an Methusa, you
wash that skillet and git the bacon
ready. He that was driv out has re.
turned, but he'd better step high and
keep up thinking."-M. Quad in
Detroit Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1889-04-17
COmsu IN ption Surely Cured.

10 THE EDrroR-Please inform your
readers that have positive remedy for
the above named disease. By It's timely
use thousands OF hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. l shall be glad to send
two bottles OF my remedy free to any OF
your readers who have consumption II
they will send me their express and post
Office address. Respectfully, T. A SLO.
CUM, NJ. c., l8l Pearl ST., New York.
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