New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-13
THE TALK OF THE DAP.
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pu,v Fife Is looming NJ In North Carolina as a
Sam Jones style of an evangelist. AS he Is master
Of picturesque and coarse vocabulary Oh s'ahg' MS
success seems to be assured
D,ocenes at Torbay.-Reports of institutions are
usually rather dry reading. but one woulu wGio
through many wearisome pages 10 come across sucn
gem as the following quoted from me last epoft OF
orbay Hospitals BY the death Of the lato seeretarry
Mr. pcnpreiI the hos pal has lost an old and usefu
servant IN is satisfactory report that his accounts
were in order and that as far as IS known the hospl
a n ia" sSptSe at discovering an honest man in their
midst scarcely speaks well for the general character OF
his contemporaries LONDON Hospital
NJ Moody. tho evangelist is reported to have nc
ccn,y said that no one who plays progressive euchre
can POSSIBLY get heaven. But the report Is proo"oy
untrue.
"JovIal the Undertaken is the name OF play TO
he GIVEN at Brussels theatre The nrst act taxes
pd sCS act would make about funny of the
farce comedies the road IN ms eounvyo IN paS
ought to please tho ue'''-N''''S' any ""''
town Herald.
,,.,ncu,sbcd clergyman has recently condemned
all social and polite fctons. when, for instance,
stun,d bore calls upon you, he thinks you ought 10
roll him that YOU are not glad to see him, but that on
tho contrary you are sorry to see him. ana 'hat you
| Wish he would CO. This sort OF brutal TanKness
orId NOT do I'm the pulpit. critic OF tho clergyman
| has pointed out. clergyman might as wen quit
| ooohirg who should begin his sermons as follows:
Nv scIasb mostly ignorant and dcspicable hearers-l
,boId like 10 cal your yerful attention 10 my text
but know most OF you are thinking ABOUT other mat
tors and that you do come here to learn plety but
bcr 10 show your good clothes and maintain social
| position
I,scs Of safes-Foreman {" Dakota slasher')-I SEQ
| tbe big safe YOU spoke OF has arrived
| Yes had 1t hoistei in this morning Beauty.
amt IT, Ten feet square on inc INSIDE; mails 1901
thick, solid iron. Just reh you' nothing can 80
| through that" ,. x,.o ,oo,ov 20 r,r Oh.
i % NO gafo Ikp tbaf
printers what .1 40 You pH money n It's FOR me to get
Irto when my great reform, crusade starts."-(New-
| York weekly.
,ooo,,,nr 10 an Englshman, politics in the United
states is the art of getting rich men 10 contribute
money TO pay poor hich ior 'o'"e' i"' Is ''0'e''
| but neither new nor true.
Ue Carried a sword-Dluster (to an opponent with
h ne bn had been holding angry discussionl-Be
| careSl NJ your language to me, Sir
ppPPlpsIerI hold to the code Remember carried
| sword during the war. ill.,. ". ,, . .
ur UPpo" Templar procession Texas slftings
| III. tact that the Rev. Dr.. Talmage has taken a
.,ouar nowsnaper man along with him in his trip 70
| ,h ,Iolv Land will suggest new departure 10 the
| -, Let them take good reporter with them on
1910 GUNNER vacations, that II they so a-fshlnp
there will be some one at mana 10 chronicle the each
| II would be great scheme
paving Partner hip--struggliug Playwright (gloom
urt rbe, Is no chance for talent In these days. NJ
stranSer~Tnats because you don't know how e
se your talent. Go into partnership with me. and
uso Inth make fortunes All YOU need 10 do 4. "a
Wiz eo len act play I'll get 1t produced at the Fash
| i'm Theatre at my own expense aad we'll divide the
Are you the manager Of the Fashion Thcare'r
| no: run the saloon next door."-tNow-Yorh
Weekly.
The champion funeral crank is an old man OF
po,stown. Penn, who claims 10 have attended 4ooo
| funerals.
| How Does This Come while the mnskrats, ~
| Nav York and Wisconsin WITHDRAWING ,ion
houses end putin: In two coal stoves IN rom 1o
| 80 Michigan arc leaving plenty of ventilation an y.
| evidently expecting open winter. when mush -,
| IN 10 agree, what are weather prophets 70 90
| - Free Iyeea,