The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-11-07
BREAKFAST BUDGET.

Pianos boxed in white cherry are new,
and so are stools with a fiddle back,
A Buffalo breaches says there will be
horses In heaven, but he Is not sure
about the drivers,
The Russian ukase forbidding female
telegraphers TO marry any persons ex'
cepE male telegraphers has been Cancelled,
The Louisiana Pres says that all the
certificates in the world wouldn't take
the "qusckness" outot some doctors,
They have taken the school-house bell
and hung 1t on the judges stand at tho
trotting park In an eastern Maine town,
In the newly,made tea plantation Of
Assam red spider hos suddenly APP
peared, aud threatens serious injury to
the plants.
II is said that Mataafa does not blame
Germany fornot recognizing him, for he
hardly knows himself with trousers on.
San RancISco Alta.
A piece OF Washington real estate was
recently sold at the rate OF $50 u square
foot-the highest price ever paid for
property in the capital.
A O.year.old girl Of Spring Lake town.
ship, Kiugsbury county, y. D., plowed
eighty acres Of land this fall with a
three.horse sulky pillow.
At Pittsburgh seventy draymen have
been fined recently for blocking the
highway, and now the others are much
more careful and obliging.
Robert G. Ingersoll appears for the
Pope In a case before New York court.
He says: Twill make Vatican out OF
it."-PittSburgh Chronicle.
Tommy-"Iwish the school room was
round" ,Mother-"Why% Tommy
$50 the teacher couldn't make me stand
In the corner."-7eraS SIflings,
The Joy that kills struck an Argentine
discoverer Of rich gold vein,- lie
promptly spreed himself out OF tho
world at the nearest drinking place.
A Fresno (Cal.) woman threw celIu.
loid Gulf into the stove. Her husband
will have to pay $3.50 to repair damage
to the kitchen and to got a new stove.
Tho new steam cruiser Philadelphia
will have two electric light plants OF
the most approved pattern, and the
most compact System adapted to marine
work.
The eight standard chants OF the
Russo rGek church are original Byz4n.
tine aiB, which have been preserved un.
changed for at least 100 years, aud prob.
ably 1000.
There are more pictures OF George
Washington sold in this country in Il
year than Of any other person. For tg-
ures apply to tho Postoitice Department.
|-YOnkerS StattSman.
Three commercial travellers constitu.
ted the judges ut the Leavenworth baby
show. They were selected because they
were 80 accustomed to running.to catch
trains.-RannS City Star.
A Baltimore saloon keeper rested well
enough under the imputatiUn OF being
dead until somebody opeRed a window
on him. Then he shivered, swore at the
draught and frightened the coroner
away.
A Minneapolis man has Just completed
a design Of tower for the Worlds Fair
thAb hC tOupuk ShAl w bOlAlplOtSA ASl
$l75 900, 900. He had better dispose OF
1t TO some ambitious English syndicate.
I-Inler Ocean,
shv-"Why do you look so unhappy,
George2 Don't you know We are one
now1' He-"Yes, heard that before,
but when II comes to paying the hotel
bill the landlord DOESN'T seem to think
so."-L0ndOn It'd BitI.
We have been pounding away thirty
years for RepubliCanlsln, much the big
gest share Of the time without county
printing. When 1t comes to pounding
Democratic candidates We never stop TO
inquire whether there is anything In
sight or not,-KanSaI Journal.
Sunday School Teacher lin New York;
-"Allthese things, children, that 1 have
been speaking Of will take place when
the millennium comes" Small Boy
(who reads the papers)-"Ain't u goinh
10 be any millennium, ma'am." Teacher
-"Why not, Tommy2" Small Boy
WChicaFo'll get it.n.-Chicn1O Tribune,