Evening journal., 1889-08-30
ITEMS OF INTEREST

EMO VT iN EnEOt
ooh, papa how funny you are still
alive, said Master Tommy. aged 8, run
ming up to the bedside of his father, who
had been attacked by an epidemic dis
ease. "Why, there's Mr.. Smith, next
door, has Just been buried, and he was
took sick whole week before you. -
Judge.
Ross has removed from l16 Market
street to his new store 210 Market with a
large stock of latest styles of Hats, White
Shirts. Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned If goods are not satisfac
tory
"How came the jury to acquit the pris-
oner?" asked the astonished stranger.
1.-The evidence all went TO show, did it
not, that he killed the man2' Yes, re-
piled the juryman, "but it also appeared
in evidence, before you came in, that the
man he killed always persisted in saying
Is that sog whenever anybody told him
a bit of news.
IF you have made up you mind to buy
Hood Sarsaparilla do not be induced to
take any other Hoods Sarsapalilla is a
peculiar medicine, possessing, by virtue
Of its peculiar combination, proportion
and preparation, curative power superior
to any other article Of the kind.
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INDIGNANT Mother-"You haven't
given the child any prize. Teacher
"Alas2 he has been persistently lazy.
well, then. why don't you give him
medal for his persistency2' Texas Sift-
ings.
PROPOSE to institute a FIVE minute
sale in this town, l. O., that is, sell every
thing at retail at twenty per cent less
than cost for the space of five minutes
each day. Time to be computed by City
Hall clock. Would like to consult with
my many thousand patrons in regard to
the matter. A. A. CHAPMAN, Seventh
and Orange street
So
NuRsE-" Mum, The baby's eating
green apples Would take them away2'
Fond Mothcr-"Do you want to make
him cry, you goose9 We can give him
some ipecac by and by. Puck.
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FEHRENBAcH's and Stoeckle's Beers.
Foord Bottling Co.
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Mr.. Snaggs-"Well, | never expected
they would make steamship tickets of
cellnloid Mrs. Snaggs-"Ob, they are
notp Mr. Snaggs-"W Well, you book for
Germany and see If they don't sell you
Lloyd tickets. "-Pittsburg Chronicle,
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RoBT Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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Mr. Young Husband Gin the next gen
erationl-' My dear, those photographs
you took with your new camera are very
faulty. All, fear you'll never take such
pictures as my mother used to take. -
Puck.
PRICES Of lots at Creston are still very
low, and those who buy now will reap
the profits; So monthly. Office, 712
Market street.
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EASTERN Man-'T do business In New
York, but live in the suberbs Do you
live in the suburbs, too2" Chicago man
The suburbs Of Chicago2 Great snakes
Do you take me for frontiersmanS-New
York Weekly.
WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard F
Davis, No 8 East Second street
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HENRY-So you asked old Growler for
his daughter last night, did you, Fredl
And how did you come out?
Fred--It was window l believe,
Henry, but it was the best could do,
though. New York Sun.
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BERGNER 4 Engel "Tannhaeuser" Beer.
Foord Bottling Co.
MRS SLIvGs-"John want you to try
and have the carpenter put pantry and
coterie in our new house" Mr.. s.
what do you want a pantry and a cote
rie for2' "Why, John, pantry for youi
pants and coterie for your coats; don'i
you see2"-Light.
DIR. DEHARpT's pennyroyal pills 81
Sold by druggists also by mail. 203 N
Ninth street, Philadelphia Ladies be
ware of limitations
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BRIDE. wIFE-"If had known that yoV
married me for money l would neve
have listened to you" Young husband
And II had known you would be 81
mighty close with your money / woull
never have asked you to marry me. There !
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