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Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1889-03-16
NEW HAVEN NOTES.

Why not circu4te petitions fayoring
the secret ballot bill?
Cigarmakers' Union No. 80, by "a
large vote, defeated the out,of-work
benefit scheme.
Trades Council meeting tomorrow
evening at 3 o'clock Labor Day the
order of business.
When purchasing goods, see that your
hat bread and cigars hear IA fac-simiie
of the label on this page.
Ike begged the Women Forresters to
allow him to rule the roost another year
but they did not listen to his pleadngs
and elected one of their sex. Ike took
defeat by thrashing John Barleycorn
two days.
Unemployed bakers had glorious
time at their dance last Saturday even
ing in Little Germania Hall A large
party was in attendance. Many would
like to know who won the beautiful
cake. Was it 4 fake drawing, AS usual ?
A certain half-dime lunch room on
State street has recently purchased "A
large stock of scab cigars. Union men
and the public in general should see
that they are severely left alone, Buy
none but union made. and see that the
blue label is on every box
The New Haven Musical Protective
Union at their meeting last Sunday ad-
mitted several new members, and now
have within their body all but three oi
the musicians, who they also expect
will soon be made members, A sched-
ule of prices was adopted, to take effect
on May |.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1889-03-16

give its SoclaliStiC solutions of nm
solved Social problems, they will be
solved in accordance tn the highest
practical ethical ideals, and hence
solved right, and this is all that any
Socialist need say, or is qualified to
sag in answer to such questions.
The solutions will come when the
time comes better than we are quail
fled to solve them now, and there are
SOme bridges that we cannot cross
until we get to them, though we
look long way ahead.
Such will be the Socialist solution
Of the "woman question" The
question Of "religion and Socialism"
and many other questions that So
ciaiist orators and writers are al too
much addicted to solvinge r cathedra,
as it were, though their decision is
merely as the 0biter dict0 Of John
Smith, VIM. Jones, or any other in
dividual Socialist; so, when some or
ators set out to give the Socialist
solution of such unsolved problems,
we may think and say: "ln the
name of the prophet-fgs :"
J. G. UNDERHILL.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1889-03-16

I'm mauilin after YOU" as the
topper said when he went to borrow 10
cents from the deacon. Sun.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1889-03-16
BUSINESS BRISK OUT WEST,

First Chicago ThiJ-This Robin po-
liceman don't seem to pay very well.
They never have much.
Second Chcago Thlef-No. Even their
clubs make poor tirewood. | heard to-
day that ten mor> detectives have been
furnished with funds to start out on a
hunt for Tascott.
First Chicago Thief-BulIy! Let's fol
Ter them up and pick their pockets
Phiiadelphia Record.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1889-03-16
A GRAND CEIEBR ALTON.


All arrangements are complete for the
grand celebration of the French Revolu-
ton by the Socialist Sections at Ger
mania Hall Monday evening, March 10.
Lawrence Gronlund, the author of "The
Cooperative Commonwealth and "Ca
ira, or Danton in the French Revolt
ton, will be present and deliver an adj
dress appropriate to the day.
THE PROGRAM.
"Die lioiTnung" lHope), by f. Mohring.
AriOn Singing Society.
Baritone Solo in French. The Mar
seillaise, Composed 10y Rouge de
Lise. BY Jean Moreause, NIr. Nico-
las FaucOn.
Address in English. Lawrence Gron-
lund, New York.
Tenor Solo "lle was Prince" Com
posed by f. Lynes. Mr., p EIeinig.
Swedish Song. Hear MS. Swea BY
G. WennerberE. Viking Singing So
ciety.
"Der Volker Freiheit's Sturm" The
Nation. Song of Freedom) by f.
Otto. llarugari Singing Society.
Address in German. Mrs. Johanna
Crete, of New No,k.
Baritone Solo, "Schiircrsgruss" Sail
ors' Greeting. BY Fuchs. Mr., F
Woehlert.
Piano Solo. La Galrlla." BY Holt
man. Mr.. Ad. Schwickardi
Elm Mann Fin Wort Zone Man. One
Wprd) Nv II MarSrLupr Bprtrlsrb,
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1889-03-16

SECTION NEW HAVEN, 5. l.. p. The Regular
- Meetings Of this Section are held At Trades
Council Hall on the last Saturday in each month
at O'Clock y. m.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1889-03-16
ORGANIZED!

Workingmen and women in any part
Of the State of Connecticut wishing to
organize can have the assistance of the
Federation Of Labor by addressing its
President, 7. j, Flood, 2. O. Box 542,
New Haven, Conn.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1889-03-16

VRADES COUNCIL. Regular Meetings on the
l First and Third Sundays in each month"; at
80 o'clock in the evening All Unions should
be represpntpd
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1889-03-16
LOCAL NOTICES.

For all hinds of Job Printing! 90 to the
Stafford PRINTING Co.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1889-03-16
mcetines.
NEW HAVEN.

A MEXICAN SECTION, ), L. P,--Regular Meet.
"A ings the LIST and 3d Friday evening Of each
month
lUGARMAKE PROGINT UNION, No. 61.-
y Regular Meeting the Second Wednesday In
each month"; p. m, at Trades Council Hall
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
Swallowed q live Fish.


While dance was at it's zenith of
pleasure at the residence Of Mr.. Claw
son. bucket Of water was drawn from
the well and brought in which contained
a sucker fish about five inches long. The
fish had been placed in the well by the
children. The appearance of the sucker
in the drinking water caused comment
by the company, during which one of
the young yeomanry lowed he could
swaller the reptile fer fun er money"
This observation occasioned no little
bantering and bullyragging, until finally
he was told that he would be given 81 if
he would throw it under his collar.
The boaster said he would 90 him;
and, taking the fish by the tail, he laid
back his head, spread his potato trap
from pole to pole, and let her 60, Gal
lagher. The fnny explorer shot down
the yawning gullet like well creased
toboggan. its extended fins raking the
sides with a sort of ripping sound as of
laceration, and sickening to hear The
feat accomplished, the swallower unbut-
toned his shirt collar, gave himself a
fiit and shake, and proclaimed in loud
voice that he could 'swaller live dog
with his tail curled over his back, catch
as catch can, and no limit to size, for
S." But he got well away with his
bluff Gf bluff it was), for no one doubted
his ability to do so; and this, coupled
with the fear that the passage of dog
might imperil his diaphragm, brought
the side show diversion to close, and
the dance went on with renewed Joy
until the break of day.-Idaho Demo
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
Teton Folk Lore.

The following statements were made
by Rev. J. Owen Dorsey, in a paper en-
titled Teton Folk Lore" read before
the Anthropological society. The mate
rial used in the preparation Of this paper
was translated by Mr.. Dorsey from a
collection Of Teton texts written By
George Bushotter, q Dakota Indian.
The Tetons believe that the buffalo
used to dwell in subterranean lodges.
When one sees Buffalo in a vision the
animal becomes his guardian, rendering
him almost invulnerable, putting real
buffalo inside Of him and comforting on
him the right to take part in the buffalo
dance. In the olden times there was
also another species of buffalo about
which marvellous tales are told.
On one occasion some Indians were
attacked by one of these mysterious ami
mails and one of the party was killed.
But the monster walked four times
around the corpse and said: "Arise!'
Immediately the dead man revived. The
monster said: thereafter you shall be
mysterious. The sun, moon, four winds
day and night shall serve you" From
that time the man could assume any
ShaDe.-Science.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
About Horses Feet.

Perhaps the weakest point in our
grand breed of cart horses is their feet,
particularly if we include their coronets,
which are apt to be afflicted with side
bones and ring bones, says The Saturday
Review. In paved cities and over stony
roads good feet are of the most impor-
lance. yet there are men of no little cx-
perience who are of opinion that the feet
of a thoroughbred horse will generally
bear more battsring~ upon hard and
rough surfaces than those OF draught
horse. With regard to their heels and
legs it may not be generally known that,
while Englishmen like to see them we'll
covered with long, wavy hair, the con-
trary taste prevails in many parts of
America, where the sudden and severe
frosts are apt to freeze a superabundance
of wet hair into a solid mass. 1t may
be worth mentioning that tile monks at
the Hospice of st. Bernard prefer the
smooth coated dogs to the rough for pre-
cisely the same reason, although English
dog fanciers are fondest of the rough
coated st. Bernards.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
Richard EeaifS Poems.

Richard Realf, who lived on trans
Mississippi prairies quarter of a century
ago, turned off many pieces of rare
beauty and delicacy, besides others of he
roic quality, well deserving of preserva-
ton. He was born in England, and
there used to be romantic stories about
his being q natural son of Lord Byron.
He is said to have borne a marked re.
semblance to Byron in face and figure,
and the last ten years of his life were
passed, as Byron's were, in warlike adj
venture and poetic creation, which lasted
up to the year of his death. Soon after
he landed at the port of New York, in the
sos, he struck out for the plains of Kan
sas, where he joined the Abohtionist cru
saders under old John. Brown of Osa-
wattomie, and he was the hero of many
vicissitudes from that period till the time
of his death under tragical circum-
stances. The merit of Realf's poems will
be seen after their publication.-New
York Sun
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
Another Learned Shoemaker.

Mr.. John Macintosh, author of 1.-THE
History of Civilization in Scotland" who
will write the volume Scotland" in the
'.Story of the Nations Series" is in many
respects a remarkable man. He was
sent to work on farm in his native
county of Banff at 10 years of age, and
was subsequently apprenticed to shoe
making, at which trade he worked in
various parts of Scotland for fourteen
years. In 1869 he opened a small station
cry shop in Aberdeen, land there, on the
shop COUNTER" he once wrote, "amid all
the noise and hustle of stirring thor
oughfare, the three volumes Of my his
tory were written and the proof sheets
corrected and revised all being done
while customers were coming in and out
and constantly interrupting me-"
Mr.. Mackintosh's shop is passed daily
by the professors on their way to the
university, and at one time several of
them were in the habit of calling oc-
casionally and having a chat with the
literary shoemaker. He was accorded
the privilege, too, of using the university
library. His history consists of four
portly volumes, the last and best dealing
with the moral and material advance
ment of the country. Mr. Macintosh
has been in the habit all his life of rising
before4a m. He says he finds the early
morning hours the best for literary work
Pail Mall Gazette.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
A Good Man.

"There," said neighbor, pointing to
a village carpenter, there is a man who
has done more good, really believe, in
this community than any other person
who ever lived in it. He cannot talk
very much in public, and he does not
try. lie is not worth $4,000, and it is
very little he can put down on subscrip-
ton papers. But a new family never
moves into the village that he docs not
find it out and give them a neighborly
welcome and offer them some service
He is on the lookout to givestranSers a
seat in his pew at church. He is always
ready to watch with a sick neiglbor and
look after his affairs for him believe
he and his wife keep house plants in
winter mainly that they may be able to
send little bouquets to friends and in
valids. He finds time for a pleasant
word to every child he meets, and you II
always see them climbing into his one
horse wagon when he has no other load.
He has genius for helping folks, and it
does me good to meet him in the streets. "
st. Louis Globe Democrat.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
Thought Fer PaDa Was Perfection

The precocity and cute sayings of chill
dren are frequently a SOURCE of great
amusement. When T. P Shemts, the
general manager of the Indiana. Illinois
and Iowa railway, was at the Palmer
house day or two ago he received a let
ter from home, and certain portion of
it he read to Frank Drobst, the clerk Of
the hotel. This portion was about Mr..
Shonts' little 3-year-old daughter Mar
guerite The mother wrote that upon
getting the child ready for bed the
usual form of saying prayer Was under
gone. Marguerite had got through all
right with the "God bless Marguerite
and make her a good girl; God bless
mamma and make her good so she won't
spank Marguerite; God bless papa and
make When she had got thus far
she stopped, hesitated moment, then
getting off her knees said very solemnEy
to her mother: u DIES it amt worth
while astin bod to make my papa dood
man; he's dest about as dood as he tan
be now. Err amt no use in bordering
bod, is er, mammal Chicago Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
Words Welded to Song.

Mr.. Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan
are understood to "get on" with one an
other very pleasantly, but, generally
speaking, there is no more vehement ami
mostly than is engendered between the
man who writes the song and the man
who sets it to music: Each of them
calls it his song and ascribes its popu-
larity solely to his part in its production
But it is certainly the fact that not even
Lord Tennyson's verse is half SO valu-
able in current coin as a ballad of the
music hall that has caught the ear of the
public. 1t is not until music is "wedded
to immortal verse" that verse, in most
cases, becomes immortal, or at least
fetches any extraordinary price in the
market Only the other day the dam
ages claimed for singing ditty of which
somebody held the copyright were no
less than e700. What poet ever received
the tenth of such sum for the words
themselves? What is very curious and
shows how we stick to old saws, ''thor-
oughly worn out, the souls of them
fumed forth, the hearts of them torn
out" is that we still use the term, sold
for song" as an expression for cheap
ness.-London independent.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
lSisr,1arclS'S Mail.

Every express train running between
Berlin and Hamalrg now carries a van
fitted with the network apparatus which
is used in English travelling postofices,
which apparatus throws out from the
down trains bag of letters or dis
patches at Eriedrichsruhe fer Prince Bis
marck, while a similar bag is taken in by
the up trains as they rush through the
little station on the Sachsenwald, which
is within 200 yards of the Schloss.-
London World.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
lllHA1
Ais
YOU?

Do you feel dull. languid, low-spirted, life
less, and indescribably miserable, both physi.
cally and mentally; experience sense or
fullness or bloating after eating, or OF Il gone
ing, tongue coated. bitter or bad taste in
mouth, irregular appetite, dizziness, frequent
headaches, blurred eyesight, /" floating specks !"
before the eyes, nervous prostratlon or ex-
haustion, irritability Of temper, hot fushes,
alternating with chilly sensations, sharp
feet, drowsiness after meals, wakefulness, or
disturbed and unrefreshing sleep, constant,
INDISPENSABLE feeling of dread, or of impend-
If You have all, or any considerable number
of these symptoms, you are suffering from
that most common of American maladies-
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more
complicated your disease has become, the
greater the number and diversity of symg-
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
will subdue it, if taken according to direc-
tons for reasonable length of time. If not
cured complications multiply and Consump-
Rheumatism, Kidney Disease, or other grave
maladies are quite liable to set in and, sooner
or later, induce fatal termination.
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis:
cOvery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through that great blood purifying organ
purities, from whatever cause arising. It is
equally efficaciOus in acting upon the Kid
neys and other excretOry organs, cleansing,
strengthening, and healing their diseases. As
digestion and nutrition. thereby building up
both flesh and strength. In malarial districts
this wonderful medicine has gained great
celebrity in curing Fever and Ague, Chills and
Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
The Size of European Families

Professor Mulhall gives the following
figures as to the average number of chill
dren to a marriage in the chief countries
Of Europe: Ireland, $50; Russia, 4.s3;
Spain, 4.65; Italy, 4.54; Scotland, 4.46;
Holland, 4.22; Sweden, 4.12; Germany,
40; England, 4.0S; Austria, 4.04; Bel
GUM, 4.04; Switzerland, 3.94; Hungary,
$40; Denmark, 3.61; France, 3.03.--
New York Telegram.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
Barbarity and Common Sense,

The nations which still eat with the
fingers defend the practice on the ground
of cleanliness. A Malay gentleman re-
CARDS the use of a fork much as we
should think of the use of borrowed
toothpick. He is troubled by the retlec-
ton that it has been in other mouths
and that some lazy servant may have
neglected to wash it properly. The care
of his fingers are in his own charge, and
he knows that they are clean and that
they have never been in any ones else
mouth.-Popular Science Monthly.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
Actors Fun.

This happened in Chicago once. Nat
Goodwin was at Hooley's a few years
ago, and presented a goldoa ball to An
son and the Chicago 1eam who occupied
the boxes. twas gala night and every
one wis in good humor. Robson and
Game were playing over at the Grand.
Suddenly the two Dromios dashed past
Cool White at the stage door and were
upon the stage in a moment. Nat was
in the midst of a recitation when he was
tapped on both shoulders. Turning to
the right and left he saw the Dromios
grinning at him. 1t was the only time
Nat Goodwin was ever at a loss for a
word. The audience howled with de-
light. In a moment more the two come
dams were off and on their way back
to the Grand, and it was fully five min.
utes before the bewildered Nat could
find his tongue.-Chicago Herald.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
A Wonderful Pic.

George r. White, farmer residing
just north of Franklin, Ind, has a pig
that is quite curiosity. The animal
has four front legs and feet, all perfect,
and twelve toes. 1t is alive, three
months old, and weighs forty pounds
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31

A Norwich Conn. minister announced
from the pulpit on a Sunday that he
would give S1.50 if the young men in
the gallery would take seats down stairs.
They did SO and the money was paid
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31

The simplest way to fumigate a room
is to heat all iron shovel very hot and
then pour vinegar upon it, drop by drop.
The steam arising from this is a disin-
feetant. Doors or windows should be
opened that it may escape.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
The 500. oco Sia~,-, pr;~a

The project to give prize of Sl0o. GOO
for the best plan fer Harvesting Niagara
river and putting it into the traces to do
the work OF steam by the power of its
mighty current is not dead. Buffalo
News,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31

The Talmud tells us that Adam was
created, sinned and was chased from
paradise on Friday. Mahomet, to prove
his prophetic p1wers, declared the same.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31

A tortoise can walk a mile in four
hours. This item has been the cause of
no less than seven suicides among the
messenger boys of this country during
the past three weeks.-Saratogian
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
WHAT Is FLIRTATlONf
What is fiirtatiors Really

What is flirtations Really
How can tell You thats
But when she smiles see its wiles,
And when he lifts his hat.
IT'S walking in the moonlight,
'Tis buttoning on glove;
IT'S lips that speak Of plays next week,
While eyes are talking love.
TITS meeting in the ballroom,
IT'S whirling in the dance,
IT'S something hid beneath the lid,
More than a simple glance.
IT'S lingering in the hallway,
IT'S sitting on the stair,
IT'S bearded lips on finger tips
If mamma isn't there.
IT'S tucking In the carriage
IT'S asking for call,
IT'S long good nights in tender lights,
And that is-no, not ALL
IT'S parting when it's over,
And one goes home to sleep;
Best joys must end, ira la, my friend,
But one goes home to weepi
London Figaro.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31

1t is stated that The prince consort first
introduced Christmas trees into England,
but this is quite mistake, for they had
been established for many years when
the prince came to this country. They
were originally brought into fashion by
the Princess Lieven, through whom
George " was induced to have one
every year at the pavilion. Mr.. Charles
Greville was pleasantly struck by the
novelty when he was staying with Lord
and Lady Cowper at Panshanger, at
Christmas, 1929, and there also Nine. de
Lieven got up and superintendent the
fete,-London Truth.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31
CRERES ALL HUMORS,

from a common Blotch, or Eruption, to the
worst Scrofula. salt-rheum, "Feyer-sores,"
Scaly or Rough Skin. in short, all diseases
caused by bad blood are conquered by this
powerful, purifying, and invigorating medi-
cine. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under
it's benign influence. Especially has It mani
Erysipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Scrof
ulous Sores and Swellings, Hip-joint Disease,
"White Swellings," Goitre, or Thick Neck,
and Enlarged Glands. Send ten cents in
stamps for large Treatise, with colored
plates, on Skin Diseases, or the same amount
for Treatise on ScrofulOus Affections.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31

~ Close Connections made in Union De
POI VIII IL ali trains of the st. Paul. Aiinn"apU.
liz and Manitoba; Northern Pacific: st Paul
ana DGiGtil iIailHa NS, nom and to all points
North and Northwest!
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-01-31

R9-15O lbs. of baggage CHECKED FREE
fare always AZ Low the Lowest! For Time
Tables, Through Tickets, etc, call upon the
nearest ticket agent or write TO
E. A. whitaker.
Gent Tiki & Pass ACT. Minnea polls, Mimi