Morning journal and courier., 1889-08-29
ENOUGH.

Second Sight-Genial -aPathriok, me bhoy, you've had quoite enough to dhrink Take me advoice; when ye get to the top of the street yell see two cabs; take the first, because, begorra, there's only one!"-Funny Folks.
 Art Prejudices.-Art patron-sI should like to have your candid opinion of that pic- ture." Artist-''Well, sir, to me it seems like danb, but perhaps I am prejudiced. You see, it's by friend of mine. ."-New York Weekly.
 Murderer Gas the executioner places the rope about his neek)-"Hold on a minuter' Executioner-"What for2" Murderer-"I have discovered that this rope was made by non union men, and unless a new one is fur- nished me must refuse to die."-Lawrence American. Things one would wish to have expressed differently. y.-Grace-"And yet, dear, how little we have seen of each other lately, con- sidering there is only partition wall be- such a comfort to feel that you are on the other side."-Puck.
 Something Wrong.-A child who had mas- tered her catechism confessed herself disap- pointed, because, she said, "though obey the fifth commandment and honor my papa and mamma, yet my many days are not bit longer in the land, because am still put to bed at seven o'clock. ."-Times of India. Fledgewing-"O. Guss, come to my res- cue! I cawn't pick up my cane, don't cher know. I'll dwop my eye, glass and I cawn't adjust it without the help of my valet" Guss I-"sorwy, my deah boy. but I haven't the ! fects of my last mosquito bite. e."-Detroit Free Press.
 Senior partner (to head clerk)-"Youll 1 excuse me for mentioning it, but-er-you1 1 face is hardly as tidy as would like to see it." Head clerk-"I'm letting my whiskers ! grow, sir." Senior partner-tsSo see, but ! can't permit employees to grow their whiskers ' in business hours. They must do that ir their own time."-Grip.
 "Your husband was great sufferer in hil last illness, Mrs. Kooleya" "Yes, an awful sufferer. But, do you know, I think it Is { mercy he died. If he'd lived, he'd never go
 through talking about that illness. Of course l 1t would have been great pleasure to him poor man; but think how all the rest of u ! would have reds"-Boston Transcript.
 Joplot -"See here, Isaacs, thought yor
 said you would warrant these trousers tt
 wear" Tsaacs -"So did," Joblot-"Well
 look at them. Eve only worn them tw,
 weeks and you can see through the cloth.
 Isaacs-"I warranted them to wear, didn'
 IW Joblot-"Of course you did," Isaacs- ! Vull, AluL QSy WOTu: WOtB Oo mauu6
 init yous"-Chicago American.
 "Are you fond of autographs. Mrs. Mush rooms" asked the aesthetic young lady of tn practical visitor. "No, I don't go much o
 lem, but my son, who's away at college, has big collection ot the handwritin' of great eel
 ebrights. reckon I'll surprise him som l when he gets back this summer" "In wha
 wayW "Well, ye see, some of them cele
 brights writ such poor writin' that had al the names copied off in neat hand in biI
 book. You have no idea how much bette
 they look. That other truck that nobod,
 couldn't make out I just burned up."-
 America.
 "Stephen," said the colonel, speaking t. an old negro who had come out to cut tn
 grass in the yard, ''I am told that you in
 tend to give your son good education. l"Dat's whut does, sah. Knows what it f
 ter struggle erlong widout parnin,' an i
 'termined dat my son sha'n't travel b'arfoo
 ober de same hint-rook road dat did" "A
 noble resolution, Stephen. There i
 something beautiful in the uncultiva
 ted mind that has reverence for knowl
 edge. Is your boy learning rapidlyi
 "Ez fast ez CT hoss ken trot, sab. Wy, las
 week he writ CT letter ter bis aunt dat libe
 mo- den twenty miles rum yere, an afte
 while he gwine write ter his udder aunt da
 libes fifty miles erway." "Why doesn't h
 write to her nowi" "Oh, he kain't write g
 fur yet He ken write twenty miles fus
 rate, but tole him not ter try ter write fit
 miles till he got stronger wid his pen. Bu
 he gwine to git dar, I tell you. Won't b
 mon CT year fo' dat boy ken set down at on
 eend O de guberment an write CT letter ola
 ter de udder eend. d."-Arksnsaw Traveller.