The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1889-08-10
PuNeENr PARAGRAPHS.

line nOtter the weather, the cooler
| and more calculating the iceman.--N.
Y. Journal
The scissors grinder is the only
man who invariably finds things dull.
Burlington Free Press.
When Cicero remarked, Labor
onnia vincit," he manifestly forgot
the average country board steak
Somerville Journal.
We read much in the papers about
"foreign intelligence" but we see
precious little Of it when the immigrant
ships come in.-Buriing Free Press.
Lawyer Quibble--"Y doctor9
Why, you couldn't cure ham!" DIR.
Sawbones-"And you, sir; you couldn't
try case of lardr'-Puck.
--Timid woman, TO ferryman who
was rowing her across the river-"Are
people ever lost in this river?" "No,
ma'am," he replied; 1--WE always find
'em in day or two"
IL don't think you are very smart"
said a wife to her husband; to which
he responded: No, my dear; but
everybody knows that 1 am awfully
shrewcd. IN. Y. Ledger.
Among those who hasten to pay
their respects when a prominent per-
sonage has reception are men who
never pay anything else Voluntarily
Philadelphia Ledger.
Man of the house-"What's this
little bundle?" Boy-"1ts your wifcs
dress they told me to bring around"
"Where's the billP'' 30, they'll have
to send that around in the wagon.".-
n. Y. Sun.
There may be, as its adhererts
claim, something in the faith cure.
But, we world ask, has it ever been
successfully tried on an infant suffer-
ing with a severe attack of the collie?
-Arkansaw Traveller.
Nothing like economy: Her in
tended We'll, 1 have commenced to
save up for our little home, darling.
l quit smoking to-day" His intended
--''And II haven't chewed any gum
for week. ."-Terre Haute Express.
We don't know of an actual case
where man blew his brains out by
if it was loaded. But we can point ou,
several cases where the victim blew
the top of his head tf.-Terre Hauta
Express.
The requirement OF a prominent
physician is to be able to write what
will not mean anything. Their bulle.
tins are getting to be almost as obscure
to the average comprehension as are
their prescriptions to the majority oil
people.-Boston Budget.
There is a good deal said in print
about the overworked preacher, and
the overworked novelist, and the over
worked actress, but there is little or no
paid to the overworked pub
lic.-Merchant Traveller.
Look here" said travelling man
at a railway eating counter, there is
wrong with this sandwich"
"Guess not" said the youth in charge.
But there is. | can tell. Why, it's
so soft that | can bite right through it
with ease. '-Merchant Traveller.
Little boy-'Mamma, what does
his mean? Never Judge man by
his clothes.'" Mamma-"O, il means
that men haven't sense enough to select
clothes, and it's always hit or miss
with 'em. Women folks are the only
ones that can he judged by their
clothes. "-Philadelphia Record.
"A Judge of Art.-Bobby (to his
Mr.. DE Lunkhead, your
,eau, Judge of fine arts?' Sister
A very good judge, Bobby. But why
10 you ask?" Bobby-"O, he told me
asst night that he was going to get the
nan who painted your portrait to paint
lis house. "-Drake's Magazine.
Low Comedian-''Ah old friend,
nave you seen De Ranter in his new
,lay?" Comic Villain--"No, by all
hings malt, l have not. Do the gods
ook kindly on him?" Low Comedian
-'.Well, he doesn't have much to do
n the first or second act, it's in the
bird where he wins his laurels and
he public heart" Comic Villain
'Ah, some happy stroke of genius"
1ow Comedian with touch OF
he don't come on at
.ll."-Texas Siftings.