The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-11
BRIGHT BITS.

As INTERESTING SIGHT is TO watch a minister
Try 70 open car window. The dramatic effect
comes from what he doesn't say.-Life.
THERE are thirteen different ways Of making
strawberry shortcake, and whichever way you
Try you Will wish you had decided to have
stTawb erries and cream.-DetrOtt Free Press.
B4owN-Ten English paupers came over on
the last steamer.
Jones (who is rich and the father Of several
dauShtersl-Great goodness! Not all dukes,
Aope-Ierds SLttHgs.
( EXCITED ISDIv1DUAL-A terrible murder has
been committed
Chicago Police Chief-Ahl Then l must call
out the militia and have the police force ar
rested minneapolis Tribune.
VISITOR AT KINDERGARTEN SCHOOL, Children,
your teacher has asked me to say few words
10 you. How snail begin?
Pupil IN the bacS at-Just as they all do
when was boy. "-Boston Transcript.
UNCLE JAMES twho enjoys a ''Barkis" reputa-
tion-a trife near)-Bobby what would you
dollar?
Bobby with gaspJ-Td bite it, uncle, to see
II 1t was good.-Hdrper's Bazaar
''CoEFoUND IT, muttered Dobson.
Nv hats the matter. old man, " inquired Blod-
son. who was waiting in the library.
why, you see, it was dark out there in the
Kitchen, and kissed my wife by mistake l
hope she doesn't suspect. Minneapolis
Tribune.
SPEAKING about the relations between Blaine
ana Harrison, sad to tue latter that Blaine
was undoubtedly a demagoEue. "A dema-
gogue!'' exclaimed Harrison. Never! There is
no galloway business about Jim Blaine; he is
nothing short of whole gogue. Col. Snort
IA 1ecas S9tings.
AUNT 9lNERvA-You are too capricious.
Penelope. Why, | was engaged to your uncle
three years, and during that time l think
never danced with another man.
Penelope eachblow-How dreadful! I think
soae q them might have Yeutured occa-
UNCLE JAKE Cfust out Of the side show
named the Jack of clubs and the darned thing
list rooted it right outen the deck.
Stranger-That's quite a souse.
Uncle Jake SouSe
Stranger-Yes. pigs feat.-Pioneer Press
MARIA" said Mr. Cuteboy yesterday. 81
made $50 this morning.
Indeed" said Mrs. c., curiously; ''did Read
ing go up?"
Not exactly" was the quiet rejoinder; "but
your brother John asked me to lend him that
sum and didn't happen to nave it at the time q"
PHILADELPHIA Inquirer.
THEY were in the conservatory at an evening
party, and there, amid the perfume of the roses
and posies, he had feryently declared his
passion. Mr.. Sampson" she responded, with
womanly tenderness. my heart has been
wholly yours for months, and now she went
on, shyly taking his arm, you maY take me in
to supper; heard it announced when you first
began those words of love which have SO bliss
fully changed all the colors of my life. -
Harper's Bdzdr.
A MESSENGER BOY last week broke the record
and raA II mile and half in eighteen minutes
He was coached during the entire distance
however. There was dog fight at the close of
the first quarter, street band at the end of the
half, a fire engine at the third quarter, and
circus procession at the finish, while a woman
who bad letter she wanted hin to mail was
close second to him all the way You can get
an awful burst Of speed out of these fellows if
you know how to work it.-Btrdette.