New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-01
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Buffalo Bilps admirers say that he is Just as much
at ease in the Of Paris he used to be in the
saloons of the Wild West
What Did He Mean l-Roeinald de Bpfg On Q
theare,-Good evening, Mr. Fsser, will you ALLOW 'as
Mr.. Faser-AR with pleasure How is 1t that you
are here Don't you play to, night .,,.
re a% very
Wasp.
A young known "a gilded youth sent
the following note TO a rich uncle the other nights
Not one woTd-if you do not send me 81 900 befoN
midnight I shall cease 10 live" similar demand
bad been received earlier In the day, SO the fond
uncle replied In response to former favor have
aheady forwarded you my revolver. II is IN good
condition and loaded"
Harvard has had two professions this week, ono
Transcript.
The Norristown Herald thinks that Mr.. Randall
Will find 1t hard to persuade the Democrats to come
together, unless he sets 'cm up" and pays cart<h
each way.
A man stood on the City Hall steps yesterday and
INDUCED IN strange gestures and muttered strange
words TO himself. policeman was sgnaed TO IN.
vcstlgate him, and ne walked bravely iCrward and
asked
Have / acted queer"
"Very queer.'
"WoiId you say I crazy7,
"You certainly act as II you were.'
to Dearborn to kin chap this afternoon md shall
plead emotional insanity. in defence Please help
that was acting queerly.' n Detroit Free Press
Texas paper says that the moral condition Of the
State IS worse since so many @exbum evangests'
have been laboring in it.
"Yes.s said an aged Philadelphia woman to
youthful nephew from New-York, " / shall soon go
OR. renlIed the little fellow when are you going
to move 10 New York, aunty !'-CIime.
To Veteran Humorlst."-Your squib about making
dams sound by swearing through fire trumpet
not be used. Better send 1t to Punch or soms
college paper.
correspondent asks us II we believe in travel:
ling for health Under certain circumstances we do
particularly when we see a Dad dog or a runaway
horse coming-(BurlinGton Free Press
II this is not queer world how do you account for
the Victoria steam Boat Association Qmited), adver.
Using its Omniboat Arrangements In large letters
in The London Standard for instance, and down al
inc bottom saying: For full particulars see 'Texa
siftings'
People must not think because an English syndi-
cate has purchased the Vassar Brewery: out of tho
profits of which Vassar College was founded that the
sweet girl students will also be sold to an English
syndicate. Engllshmen who want our girls Will nave
to woo and win them separatey.-(Baltimore
American.
Nebraska caIrvoyant has Just lost $1,000 by
Investing that amount in a bogus mining scheme.
II is mournful fact that many people who are
gifted with second sight have very little first sight.
Stout Lady.-sr. I beg that you will desist from
following me, or shall call constable.
Pers niring Stranger.-Pray don't say so. It's tno
only bit OF shade in the whole park I'd do as mucn
for you, but my shadow isn't worth MENTIONING
Pick-Me-Up.
droll mistake is made by The Detroit SUM-" 10
heads one of fits pages Sixteen Beauties ana then
prints beneath the pictures Of sixteen young persons
any one OF whom it would be base hatfry 70 CAL
pas -ably good looking. How "The SUM- came &c
commit so papable Typographical error odlA'o'
readiy be imagined.
Our leading colleges have graduated several hun
dred Young men during the past two weeks, and yet
there is complaint of a scarcity OF good osseoal
pitchers !-(NOlrlstown Herald
The following advertisement recently appeared in
Western paper: middle aged woman who Is capable,
honest and industrious, but homey as stone fence,
wants work.
Reuorter continuing to read from his account Of
a rival balpCThen came the Queen followed by other
ladies of the court; all dressed alike IN one respect
AT least: lavishly decollete in V-shaped bodices
A' Edtor-Great Caesar That will never do. You
want to break up the paper don't you
Editor Try something like this: Then came the
eaiing light followed by other stars In the constei
latiOn of the great bare.-(Phladelpha Press
The chemical editor of Munsey's Weekly" thus
states scientific fact:
The ichthyosaurIs lived of yors
In the region of Timbuctoo,
When the water was H2SO4
And the air coz
Have you any cash tonight; Nedp
~Hb, some sense? Well that will keep you from
spending the dollar for whlskey.'-tJudGe.
In Chicago sugar and water is called the Dudes
A Modest Mantle walked into taiOrs shop and
asked look al some cloth. want soHe,nllS
modest" he said something which Will not attract
attention in crowd In fact. tw for reasons best
known to myself desire 10 remain a. inconspcuous
as possible" al. .ho ,.uo,
very dark material, and the baseball UNI
pro left his order and went his way rejoicing
lClothier and FIirnisher.