The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-11-21
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ai5Et need 10 ssi ssy,lins 10 this world.
vhsi fBe clothes 10 sight wofl
--oh. be ss born debster There IA
noihGng be liiss better ibss ~ Augment
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9Th hiG.
Il, ~ . cariess ibi1s that sLils
vensn are re,losni about their osu ages.
they hsrs DO hesiisiion about pabshipg
the ssss Of other -omsa
Mrs Brovp Whist prompted ths,
bold yenns msn 70 Hiss you st the door
last nishi' Cora Why. ms. deaf
think be needsd sny prompting
The female organs, Of the Utica
church has sloped and married . IL
year cid boy sho pumped tho organ.
The affair has taken the uind out Of the
choir.
Someone .kcd 80 old lady about =
sermon. Gould you remember ~" Re.
m smber III La, no: The minister couldn't
remember IL himself He bad TO have Il
written down.
Mother Did jon break any OF tho
ralss today. Tommy Tommy (an, day
81 school Nom. | w.. good boy.
Teacher broke two. though; one on little
Harry Fletcher another on me.
-che,ks. so The isilors say. will be the
fashionable thing this winter. That 10
Just The trouble. The tsilors want such
Tremendous checks lha, ruin stares the
possessor OF nsw suit in the face.
How far is II 10 Msnsyunkp asked q
weary irisbmsn. Who was going there
sioos. Seven miles. vs the reply. Whom
do you Wish tosee therel Faith. ii's me
self Id loike 10 see there, was the retort. |
Why. my boy. you've spelt window
without 80 nj Don't you know the differ.
encs between . window aud . widow |
Yes. cir You can see through one-and |
and -you can't sec through the other, |
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-lrsie politician Look here. you pub
lishsd . lie about me this morning -sn |
Infamous he. | won't stand il. Serene
editor But iust think where you would |
be II ve we're to publish the truth about
you.
A subscription paper was lately circu.
lated with the following object in view.
1--WE snbscribs aud pay the amount oppo
site our names Tor The purpose OF pay
ing tbs orgsnis. aud boy to blow the
came"
Il would advise you to buy better
watch. cannot guarantee this one. Oh
II 10 plenty good enough. sm buying il
for my nephew 10 remember me by, and
the worse IT goes the more he will have 10
think OF me.
Lady OF the house No. make it
principle never to give money at the
door. Trmp Very we'll madam, II you
have any feeling about il am perfectly
willing that you should hand 1t TO me ont
Of the window.
I'D TO like ask You, sir. said the young
man. Ia hssi,stlag tones, might might
marry your dsush,er2 Humph, re
piled her father. You might-Thsnks,
'ir. fou might. repeat. bu. il would be
me OF the most inex plcsble accidents IL ut
'vsr happened 10 this country.
-Yincen. TO brother. who wss visiting {
'im q. SCHOOL, Why didn't you bring me /
omething good to es,' Hsrold-I forgot
VI sbout II when was leaving home. I
Humpi when ma comes she slws,s
rings me lots OF sweet things was
iok Tor three or four days after her las.
'isit.
DO you ever receive contributions
written on both sides OF the paperp Nc,
"; never, emphaiically replied The edi
or All right; vas going to endorse 7
bis check TO your order. but don't wan,
on TO break your rules Then be went
ut. leaving the editor 10 a deep.ereep
iudy.
-Iesty Old Gent HUH Do You think N
on can support my daughter 10 the style
which che has been sccustomedyl
.oung sniior Well. no; but can sup I
'ors her 10 the style 10 which her mother
~ accustomed for good many years az.
u she married you. (Subdued) Take
er, my son. add be happy.
"A sarcastic lssyer during The trial OF
case. made use OF the expression. Cas-
OF your pearls before swine" Subse
uso'iy, - hc rose TO make the argument.
he iadse fscetiousiy remarked. "Be care.
u. Mr., 5, not 10 east your pearls befor.
rho ''Doat be alarmed. your honor
an about 10 address the jury. no, the
,ur,
-Nsifess = II seems you hsvent 10,
use enough 10 know hos long TO let the -
Iss stay Ia The water. Did they never
we any col, boiled eggs TOT breakfast
here you served before you came hersf
80 s~rvssi-No. indeed. Tho lady
here ] served before came here vas g. /;
nd hearted thai abe never allowed M
boil 40 egg =
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