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The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

MONEY TO LOAN on Real Estate and Per-
AVA sonal security. Address, DEARBORN,
JOHNSON & CO., Long Block, ST. Augustine, Fla.
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

WHITE ADRIATIC FIG Cuttings, 1Oc. by
mail Cheap in quantities. Spanish Ruby
Pomegranates, rooted, 15c Cuttings cheap l.
II. BROWN, Belleview, Marion Co., Fla. 8-3t
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

OLIVE BRANCH-Dr S. T Kiher's Wonder
~ full Specific and Radical Cure for all forms of
female weakness. positive cure MRS. G. W.
BOWERS. general agent, Astor, Fla. Also manu-
facture medicine that is a cure for consumption.
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

FOR SALE Iowa few thousand budded
Il orange trees. All choice varieties, including
the Dancy Tangerine; one-year-old buds on four
year-old sour stocks Address or call on HENRY
B. AUSTIN, Blue Lake Nursery. DeLand. As
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

y lAAOBUDDED ORANGE TREES FOR
O9OOO less than half their value i 900 first
choice cts. each; 900 second choice cts
each; 1000 my selection, ten cents each Write
for particulars. "A. F. STYLES, Philips, Fla.
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

WANTED-To exchange orange trees four
w years old, budded and seedlings, for horse
buggy. j. M. SAMUEL, Beresford, Fla. IL
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20
NOTICE.

To the heirs-at-law and all other persons inter
ested in the estate ofMary HI. Lawrence, deceased,
late of Volusia county, take notice that on the
eighth day of May, A. d. 1889, wilapply to Hon.
Isaac Stcn County Judge in and for the couty of
Vousia ana State of Florida, for letters of admin
istrarion on the estate of the said Mary H. Law
renee, who died in said county and State without
naming an executor in her last will and testament.
r. c.. BUSHNELL.
DeLand, March 18th, 1889
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20
CHEAP COLUMN.

RATES-Twenty words name and address one
week, 25 cts; three weeks, so cts.
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

nANCY TANGERINE ORANGES SELL FOR
D$5 per box. 1000 trees of the above variety
for sale by A. G. Kingsbury, DeLand, Fla.
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

ETOR THE FINEST STOCK Of orange trees in
Il the State address F. E. NORRIS, Highland
Park, Fla lott
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

DEEN-TO PEACH TREES, $S per 100. Or
Fla. tse
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

INNGLISH DERBY Red Cap eggs for setting So
u per thirteen. from imported fowls. Address
ii. G. HOWARD: box 80, DeLand, Fla. IA
The Florida agriculturist., 1889-03-20

EGGS FOR ORHATCHING-Ply Rocks only
II ST. for II. A. F.STYLES, Philips, Fla.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27
Wise Father.

An absent-minded city man, used to
paying five cent fares on the st1eet
cars, went on a short railroad Journey.
He took out five cents for his fare, in
stead of his dollar ticket, and sat look
ing out of the window, absorbed in
thought, when the conductor came
along, calling, Tickets, pleased
Without turning his head the pas
senger proffered his fve-cent piece.
"Ticket, sir!" said the conductor,
sharply.
The passenger gazed at him bIankly
for an instant; then, recognizing his
blunder, he muttered, "Ah, absent
minded again!" and politely began
fumbling his hat band for the receipt
check which the conductor held ready
to give him in return for the ticket,
still untouched in his pocket.
But this man was not nearly so alb
sent-minded as the BOstOnian who met
his own son down town, took off his
hat in response to the young mans
greeting, passed on in abstraction, and
said at his dinner table that night:
A young fellow down on Milk street
laughed at me to-day when I answered
his bow, and for the life of me I can't
think who it could have been, though
his face did seem familiar"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27
She Was Tired Of 1t.

41Ir. Smithers, said his wife, "if I
remember rightly. you have often said
that you disliked to see a woman con-
stantly getting herself into print.
II do, said Smithers positively.
~YOU consider it unwOmanIy and in
delicate, I believe"
"Very."
And you don't see how any man
could allow his wife to do anything Of
the kind.
Eyes, I think so now"
well, Mr.. Smithers, in view of all
The facts In the case, I feel justified 10
asking you for new silk dress"
g new silk dress"
eyes; for the last eight years I have
had nothing better than eight-cent cal
leo and I want something else. I'm
tired of getting into print. p Merchant
Traveller.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

at the practice of industry himself, but h ad
the theory all right and could find openings
for other folks bully: He got me the job at
the Palace. He then began to rest. He djd
most Of his resting in the bar-rOOm Of the
Palace. He said once that he had read in a
paper somewhere that the earth was the
Lords and the fullness thereof He didn't
want the earth, he said. but if there was any
fullness left over he would be glad to get
enough for a grown person.
Where is your father nOW?"
He is busy just now filing a drunkard's
rave. 1t is the first opening he ever filled
18th any kind of satisfaction, If my father
1ad put the talent into most anything else
that he did into his bowlin' up he would
have been a rich man, and could have got
out IN the grass and played and had fun in
stead OF geJJlng knee-sprung here IN hot
hotel, breathing gas leaks and sewer gas,
while other hOys are chasing squirrels"
What do you think Of tipping in Amer
well. I think it's just getting on its feet
and getting to be self-suppOrting. But it
amt what it ought to be. In the old coun-
tries everybody tips a little, but here it is
they are Overworked. We would rather get
nickel head all day than get a quarter
from one or two. Outside of the big cities
tips are mighty seldom, you bet. Here in
New York it is getting to be pretty good.
I've made dollar day quite often outside
Of my regular pay, which pay is pretty
blamed small. Bell-bOys watch the Office
mighty close, and some rooms we fight
over, while others get mighty slow serv-
ice."
What was your best tip?"
Well. it was a dollar. believe. We had
a temperance lecturer in No. 80. He was a
reformed temperance lecturer. That is, he
had been a rOunder and so finally he had
Oraced up, it seems, and went onto the
platform. He done well as a lecturer, all
allowed, and great crowds came to hear the
nan who had been jerked out Of the gutter.
was sent to answer his bell He looked
me kind Of skittish, and then he walked
ne floor quite a spell and looked out of the
Finder. Finally he wanted to know if I
vas to be relied on to transact business
without too much conversation. Isaid yes.
and that 1 had the secrets Of great men and
great actresses locked up in my breast. and
that had a time lock on it and that the
world wouldn't know anything about it till
Gabriel said so. and then the reformed lect-
lrar told me to bring up an ApOllinaris bot
lie full Of common cooking whisky and
aigh glass. 1 done SO. and people that
vent to the lecture said it just laid over
anything they ever heard as regards be-
seechin' tenderness and all that kind of
business. He was a wet-eyed lecturer with
wabble in his voice. and he could gather
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27
Got Their Money.

Savannah tGa.) News, August So
The lucky holders in this city of the two
twentieth tickets which hit the Louisiana
State Lottery at the August drawing for
$4,000 each have received their money, and
are $4,000 better of than they were two
weeks ago. Deputy Tailor Joe Kinchiey held
One-tWentieth of the lucky ticket, No. 81
S35, and Mrs. Florence NJ. Roche, who IS
now at CIat ks Mills on the Savannah, Flor
ida and Western railway, held the other
one twentieth. This is not the first time
that fractions Of the capital prize have been
drawn in pairs in Savannah. Three years
ago 10000 were drawn at one drawing on
two fractional tickets. In the last few years
close to SIOO,C0O have been drawn in Savan-
nah through the Louisiana State Lottery IN
large prizes, to say nothing about the small
Ter prizes which have been drawn. Mr..
Kinchley's ticket was collected through the
Merchants National Bank, and Mrs. Roche
received her money through the Southern
Express company. This is the second lot
terry prize that JailOr Kinchley has drawn
this year. About SIX months ago he drew
$500
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

Of people who have tried Hoods sarsapsriIIa, In
this preparation. is remarkable. Many who have
failed to derive any good whatever from other ar
tiC1es are completely restored to health by the Pc
euliar curative powers OF this medicine, For dis
eases caused BY impure blood, or low state of the
system, It is unsurpassed IF you need a good
medicine, give Hoods Sarsaparilla trial,
Hoods SarapariIla as blood purifier has no
equal 1t tones the system strengthens and IN
vigorates, giving new life. I have taken it for
kidney complaint with the best results D. B.
SAUNDERS. 81 Pearl Street, Cincinnati, O.
Hoods SaFsapariila
Sold by all druggists 81; Tor $. Prepared only
by C. L HOOD q CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses one Dollar.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27
a SfmHe.

A young doctor, wishing to make a
good impression upon a German farm
er, mentioned the fact that he had re-
ceived a double education, as it were
He had studied homeopathy, and was
also a graduate OF a regular" medical
school.
"Oh, dot vas noding, said the farm
er; 81 had vonee a calf vOt sucked two
COWS, and he made nOding but a com
mon schteer after al. american
Medical Journal
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

som again. The old man also invited other
friends to call. He said he was in the sere
and yellow leaf, as one might say. but vet
would strive to interest each and all who
might drop in on him. and if they would
just take him as they found him. they would
be welcome"
At this point the beu-boy looked at his
Waterbury and said he must 60 Thanking
him for his information. and dividing my
scanty store with him, we shook hands.
and the next moment he had shot down the
stairway like a fat scientist engaged in fall
ing from the tail gate of big balloon.
RTTT VT
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

"a great many children and young
aides when he got tuned up. He gave me
3 dollar for working the Apollinaris racket.
Did you ever have any other queer ex-
}eriences2
or the paper, but remember once went
lp to bring down the baggage out Of IO4.
md it was early yet. so the chambermaid
hadn't Deen into the room. I always look
round a room when party is leaving it,
o see that get every things because most
nen leave their niEhtshirts. and sometimes
hey give me a dime for bringing them
own. Women never leave anything. They
" = lnnk 81 al the dressing. aasR drRw.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27
San Francisco Products.

A traveller just returned from San
Francisco, after a considerable stay in
that city, tells me that what impressed
him most was the girls and the ieas.
Both are large in size and plentiful in
numbers.
'The women are he fnest-1ooking
specimens you saw" says the
young man eli are weH-deveI-
Oped, healthy, and handsome. Of
course L was duly impressed. But next
to them think the feas take up the
largest share of attention They have
no mosquitoes in San Francisco. but
the heas-their name is legion. Here
in Louisville you frequently see Rough
on Rats advertised for sale. But In
San Francisco 1t is Rough on FIeas.'
You see the sign everywhere. 1t is a
favorite poison for discOnsO1ate servant
girls to commit suicide with I don't
wonder that desperate measures were
taken to get rid of the San Francisco
flea. He is everywhere - In your
clothes, in your bed, in the carpet, IN
the furniture. He is not a pleasant
object to talk about, but In San Fran
cisco he IS too prominent a feature to
be ignored. The flea is one of the
principal objections to the glorious eli
mate of California. Post
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

him If he would mind being interviewed for
publication. He said he would not, but
would have to wait until six o'clock, at
which time his days work closed. and he
would be at leisure. At that hour he APP
peared at my door. He is a medium sized
boy. but older than thought at first. He
might be anyway from five to twenty years
old. Sometimes he looked one way and
sometimes the other. He said he had been
in the business all his life. The first day
he worked he cried a good deal for his
mother and still felt kind Of hungry for the
bOyhOod he never had.
Would you mind telling me your name,
my SOM" 1 qUeried. IN superior accents.
My home name is Henry Clay Williams.
Here my name is Front"
What would you do if you had your time
for a year?"
I would play. Never played a day in my
life that can remember. Jest polish my
trousers on a settee and wait till the Office
hollers Front and then I've got to run up
five or six flights, knock on the door, and
find that some old pestilence Of feller hos
forgot what it was he rung for. That's
what puts the gray airs into boys head"
How did you come to take hold Of the
hotel business2"
We'll. my mother died just as 7 got out
OF skirts and m y father he was a Door hand
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

When Baby was sick, We gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children. she gave them CastorH
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

and not half the u ual 1Uo1E on wash-dayi
Ask your grocer for a bar of DObbjnS' ELeC-
trio Soap, and the directions will tell you
how. Be sure to get no imitation. There
are lots of them.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

It is a pretty severe test Of any doctor g
skill when the payment Of his fee is made
conditional upon his curing his patient. Yet
after having, for many years, observed the
thousands OF marvellous cures effected in
liver blood and lung diseases, by Dr..
PleEce's Golden Medical Discovery, its man
uIacburers feel warranted in selling it. as
they are now doing, through all druggists,
the world over, under q certificate Of 4Gsj-
t3Ce guarantee that it VIII either benefit or
cure Ia every case of d se3se for which they
recommend 1t, If taken IN time and given a
far trial, or money paid for it win be
promptly refunded Torpid liver or tsoil-
1Ousne s, impure blood, skin eruptions,
sCrOfulous sores and sWelIings, cCnsump-
ton (Which Is scrOfuia of the lungs. all
yield to this wonderful medicine. it is both
tonic or strength-restOring and alternative or
blOod-cleansing.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

A HORSE that ran away in West New
bury, Mass, wasn't caught until il had
reached a town twenty-five miles dis.
tanb six hours after.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

E. A. ROOD, Toledo, Ohio. says: 'sHail's
Cabarrh Cure cured my wife of catarrh fifteen
years ago and she has had no return of 1t.
It's a sure cure" Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

The waiter girl Is different from a poet
She is not born; she is maid to order.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

Mr.. Depew's notion that the Paris expos
itiOn saved the French repubG is equivOlant
to saying that it gave it show for exist
ence.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

They have invented a smOkeless powder.
Now what they want is a smokeIess cigar
for street car use
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

Wibble: s'Can you tell me how far tn,
protection on glass eXtends?'
Wabble: "IO where it gets into the hand
of the hired girl, suppose"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

The prosperity of a jest lies very often IN
the digestion of him who hears 1t.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

No ONE ever appreciated the value
of time more than old Ben Franklin
BE invented and constructed three
clocks.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

Clara: 'fWhere's Ethel?''
Maud: f'She had to 60 home. She g
her bathing suit wet. F"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

A box wind matches free to smokers OF
''Tansill's Punch sc. Cigar.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

afflicted with sore eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson s Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

The only thing which beats a good wife is
a bad husband.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27
HIS NAME WAS FRONT. .
THE GENIAL DIXE PUMPS THE HOTEL
BELL-BOY.r

Learns that the Ghost OF a Boiled Dinner
Is the saddest Sight to Smell - Some
Queer Things Seen and Heard by
al FErnnt33
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

The motto of a successful retail merchant
IN Cincinnati has always been: stNever de-
cieve a customer" And yet a woman Is
suing him for selling her a cotton table
cloth for all linen.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

Castor Beans Wanted.
Address The MARSH On CoNPAEY,
Kansas City, Missouri
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

Chronic Nasal Catarrh positively cured by
DR.. Sage's Remedy. so cents, by druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

WidowhOOd is peculiarly charming, Even
a husband IS better 'Iate'' than never.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27

II E hotel
b q IL b oy
b a s never
had VIII a {
mig ht be
called a fair show
in the columns Of
the press. He has
not been inter-
viewed. and not
being a voter his
appeals for recOg-
milton have never
been listened to.
The bell boy is
& b e connecting
link between the
upper and lower
order Of beings at
a hotel; that's, he
fills the upper or
der after it is Civ
: en-.
Yesterday I de-
tanned a bell boy
with red hair who
came to bring me
a pitcher of ice
water, and asked
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27
OPIUM #5s;:sy rs &c. :1 s:1 5s5s

WRFBEgG RFEW Learn TeIegraphy and Railroad
VOEa1 HlE-ala Agents Business here. and secure
good situations. Write j. d. BROWN. Sedalia, No
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27
$4,000 YEAR ST. s55 :: E y Ss52: Il.

opportunity of making 4 times that amount Best
books in the country. Best terms. Address HOI
IOyay & Co., I12 n. 9th St., st. Louis, Mo.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-09-27
PENSION #S e:
THESTORY of MANlIaAL 81 8.

man Race by the famous author, J. w. BueI EOOl
that the whole world wants. Nothing ike &C. Beats
everything. Salary and commission 70 agents Write
The Portland daily press., 1889-02-22
PARLIAMENT coNvENss.
Gladstone Greeted with cheers-Both
Cheers and Kisses for BaIfour.

LONDON, Feb. 2l.-Parliament re-assem-
bled today. The Queens speech says; "My
Lords and Gentlemen-Some portions of the
bin presented in 1888 for amending local gov
ernment In England and Wales were laid
aside, owing to pressure upon the time of
Parliament From the same cause it was
impossible to enter upon the question of To-
cal government in Scotland. Bills upon
these matters will be submitted. Early in
the session your attention will be asked to
measures for the development Of the materi-
al resources OF Ireland, and for amending
the constitutions of the various tribunals
having special jurisdiction over real proper
ty In Ireland. The statutes recently passed
for the restoration of order and confidence
In Ireland have already been attended with
salutary results. Legislation will be neces-
sary for TIE execution of the sugar conven-
tion, and also for the icompletion of the con-
version of the three per cent annuities.
In the House Of Commons John Morley
gave notice that he would introduce an
amendment to the address in reply to the
speech from the throne condemning the ad-
minstration of law in Ireland as harsh, un-
just and oppressive, and asking that meas
ures be adopted to content the Irish and re-
establish real union between Great Britain
and Ireland. Mr.. Gladstone was enthusiastic
cally cheered by the opposition on entering
the House. The ministerialists cheered
Mr.. Balfour while the opposition hissed him
and shouted "Pigott." Mr.. Smith was sim
ilarly preeted.
The Portland daily press., 1889-02-22
THE CoWLES BILL.
Mr.. RandaII's Plan to Secure Its Con-
sideratIon.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 21.-In the House to-
day, Mr.. Randall presented a resolution
amending the rules so as to provide that ''on
blank date, Immediately after the reading
of the journal, the House shall proceed in
committee of the whole to the consideration
of the Cowles bill. and that at 4 o'clock ON
that date the bill shall be reported with such
amendments as have been agreed to in COM
mittee, and the previous question shall be
considered as ordered on the amendment.
The engrossing and third reading and pas
sage of the bill, and votes thereon shall
forthwith be taken, and In case the bill is
not taken up at this date, this shall be con-
tinuing order in all respects, until one legis-
lative day shall have been occupied, and
yea and nay vote shall be taken on the sub
stitute reported by Mr.. Forney on behalf of
the minority OF the committee. After the
consideration of the bill has been entered
upon, no dilatory motions shall be enter
tanned by the speaker" The resolution was
referred to the committee on rules.