Morning journal and courier., 1889-01-28
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If James G. Blaine is in Medium Harrison's Cabinet, he will please give three distinct knocks-Chicago News.

If James G. Blaine is in Medium Harrison's Cabinet, he will please give three distinct ! knocks-Chicago News. Tsd-Is Dawler really an artists Ned-You bet he is. He can plug 8 quar- | ter with hole in 1t 50 as to deceive even the | clerk at the stamp window.-New York Ev- | ening Sun.
 1 A felt want.-Listle brown-stone boy (sigh- | ing)-"Oh, dearl" Fond mother-"What is l it, my darlingi What do you wantt" Little 1 brown stone boy-"l want to want soms- | thing. Life.
 An exchange says "chscks will be larger next spring" We hope so. So long as the banks recognize our endorsement we can stand some pretty load patterns in this style l of pocketbook wear. ."-Burlington Free Press An instance of genuine Georgia humor is l furnished in letter recently received from 6 Confederate veteran by Gov. Gordon. The writer says: 1T was mortally wounded twice in active battle at Griswoldvile. ."-Macon (Ga.) Telegraph.
 The Lowell Citizen says there is a powder | to make hens lay and wants something to l stop roosters from growing before breakfast. | There is a powder that will do ths-gunpow- | der with little shot on top.-Beston Con- | mercial Bulletin.
 Old man Cat the head of the stairs at e:30 l a. III )-Susie, what time is it?" Susie (with e grip(-"A few minutes past tsn, papa" l Old man-"Don't forget to start the clock | again when you go to bed."-Wasp. l Not responsible-Nother-" think that my little Ethel should have spoken SC im- | psrtinsntly to papa to-day at dinnsrl She Ethel (etoutly)-"Wsll, but you choosed him, and didn't. 't."-Harpsr's Bazar. One Kind of Logic.-Psdagogue-"I one ' diamond is worth $50, how much are five 1 diamonds worthy Boy-'Two hundred and fifty dollars" Pedagogue-"Corrsct." Thus we are taught in childhood many things that we have to unlearn in maturity. ty."-JsWsllers' | Weekly.
 | There are several ways of addressing D | woman according to her several stations in life. If she is married, without children, praise the husband. If she is a mother, praise the children. If she is not married, bat ea- gagged. praise the bstrothed. If shs is fancy free, praise sherself-Aontrsal Gazette. 1 Tescher-"Now, children, I will give you | three words-boys, bees and bsars-aud l
 want you to compose 2 sentence which will include all three words" Small boy-"I have It." Teaoher-"John MeCarthy, ysu nay l give us your sentence" Joha Mccarthy
 "Boys bees bear when tksy goes in swim.
 min'."-Harper's Bazar.
 Mrs Hobsen-Your husband is very fond
 of fox hunting, is he not, Mrs. Vaneouvsrl
 Mrs. Vancouver-Yes, indeed, very.
 Mrs. Hobson-How many bars can ht
 take!
 Mrs. Vancouvsr-I don't know exactly but have heard it said that his capacity al
 bars is very grsst.-Nsw York Sun.
 Lady Thyra (reading catalogue)-Twt
 dogs, after Landsssr.
 Lady Myra-But where is Landsser.
 don't see him.
 Lady Thyra-Why, surely, you don't sup l kwo fa
 roeieus-lookiag brutes after him. know
 shouldnt if I were in his plaoe:-[P Pick Mt
 Up.
 "Will you have piece of this nice minct
 pie, Temmy!" said Tommy's aunt, witt
 whom he was taking his dinner.
 "Please, ma'am, ;" replied the little fellow
 holding his plate; ''but you might put two
 pieces on now; mamma has taught me nevel
 to pass my plate back for the second piece. t-Yonkers Statesman.