The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-07-11

ASHIoNABLE PEOPLE at the seashore are mora
than ordinarily in Iiferent to the character and
extent of their bathing suits this year. In
wor !. little or nothing is good enough for them.
Philadelphia Press
IiE-Will You be mine:
She tcurtly)-No
Ha-iay b yours
she graciously}-Tes Puck
MAUD-So you are going to marry your
fathers ca>hier.
IsabeIla-Yes Papa saws that il he runs
away win the banks funds, the money will
sti De in the family. Mun,eys Weekly.
-, 1'rHATs pretty pocket-book you have Where
did you get it,
y present from my wife"
Anything in it?'
OF course. The unpaid bill for the same
Fltc1eHde Batter
MHs. PANCAKE Ito tramp)-Go away. there, l
ION want any wood chopped, nor any carpets
beaten, nor anything else
IramD-Be iabers mum, thin it's lust the
rol$ht house Oi'm sthrikin', mum. It's only
beggin OF am.-Life
McCo8KLE-It's queer that none of these rail.
wey ROBBERS are women
McCorkle Gndgnant)-Indeed And
lCorkle-Bec1use they know so well how to
aold up train Epoch.
SMAETPELLow-Yes, III be away some weeks.
I'm going TO Oklahoma
Goodfe.low-O Oklahoma? Why you are too late
1 |
three or four carloads of sandwiches which lam
;oing to trade for corner lots-NeD York
Igs0kiy.
UEwELCoME.-Pe ddler-Beg pardon, ma am.
but am agent for T. Feeders Spice root Bit,
Iers a1d no sure II the members OF your family
"ohld try them they would soon have the finest
Lady at door tseverely)-This. sir, is board
ing house.-Ne1O York Nee ~.
The theory set forth by scientists that man
may oscome intoxicated by contact with an
other VINO is u Ider the inhuenc, without mar.
taxing of a drop himself may be pretty handy
tor a to ca ry home with him at 8 O'Clock
IN the m Drniug. but it liant worth much in a
crowd OF politicians Washington Post.
DEPoT oFFIcIGL--I regret TO say. madam, that
Yo! h,Ve pllsSea connections and there win be
no train north for six hours.
Lady TraVeler-Vsry we'll If you will direct
me TO the nearest large dry goods establishment
| Will buy so nething and spend the time wait
ing FOR my c1arge. -BurIiagt m Free Peas.
A GENTLEMAN was once lamentlng to friend
the conduct OF his son.
''You should spsak to him with flrnness and
rem1nd hfn OF his duties, said tle other
nc lays no attention to what | say. lie
listens only tot advice Of fools " Then, vita
tsIdden thought: Il wish you would speak 10
MIN San francisco Wasp.
TIE LoXG-HEADED MAN AND THE Coop THING.
- mere was once Long Headed Man who in.
vented a Household Utensil of such general
Ouiity tlat lnste I'd OF giving it Name setting
'orth an Ineligible idea Of it's Character he
caiIe It simply = Good Thing SO Proud was
le II his Good Thing that he would not make
MS Existence known il the Press IF PeopIe
VIII not come III aud ask for the Good Thing"
&c would say, II don't Propose to go TO the
trouble of telling Them about It. II People
ION know IL when they see 1t. they must SUI
fer the Consequences of their Blindness" VIII N
a Aortgage was Foreclosed on him a Little
alter the successful Bidder Advertised the
Good Thing in Several Papers and ne had Diff
Guilty In Employing a sufficient number Of Men
TO oil the Rel Wagons that Backed IN at ms
Door. The Moral Of this FAB is in the posses
close it in ali its variegated beauty to ali in
aH-r"T* on receipt of Stamp for Return Postage