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Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-09-01

7 OS ANGELES CHAPTER, R. A. M.-STATED
IL conv0cati0ns on the second Monday of each
month, at TAO r. NJ, at Masonic Hall, Spring
st., bet. First and Second.
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TOHN B. FINCH LODGE, I. o. G. T MEETS
= Tuesday evenings in Campbell's Hall, East
Los Angeles.
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Il Meets on second and fourth Wednesday
evenings in each month at Pythian Castle, "a
8. Spring st.
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u 22-Meets first and third Friday of each
month. at 2 P. M, in Campbell's Esll. East Los
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WELCOME LODGE, K. OF H., NO. 3342-
wv Meets Tuesday evenings at room As, Cali
fornia Bank Building
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MORRIS VINEYARD LODGE, I. o. q. T.,NO.
lu 126-Meets every Monday night Hall,
cor. Laurel and Main sts
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OLIVE LODGE, NO. 26, X. OF P.-MEETs
~ every Thursday evening in Pythian Castle,
"a 8. Spring, just below First st.
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T .OS ANGELES LODGE, NO. 35, I. o. o. F.
IL Regular meetings held on Wednesday even
Ing OF each week at I. o. o. F. Hall, Spring st.,
near First
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GAUNTLET LODGE NO. 129, X. OF P
NJ Meets on Monday evening, in Pythian Cas-
tle No "a g. st.
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INGLEWOOD
Flowing Artesian Wells

One Of the railway lines of the Santa Fe system runs
through this place. and affords easy Los Angeles
the seaside.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-09-01

OAMPsON LODGE, NO. 148, K. OF p
y Meets every Monday night at Castle Hall
No. $40 Downey ave., East Los Angeles. Hall
over East Side Bank.
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POOLING Hts FATHER,
A Smart Boy EndeayOrs to Get
Even With His Pa.
WAS NO CAUSEFOR ALARM.
A Light Weight Champion-A Tale of Woe
Aerial NavigatiOn-A Lucky Discovery
A Dollar to Spare.

My boy Sim has a passion for dogs. He is
not particular about the kind of dog it is.
Anything that has hair on it and runs on
four legs is good enough for him. object to
dogs myself A dog is no use on earth. He
gets away with more food than large sized,
overgrown family, and then lies around all
day and digests it. If your best friend comes
to call on you at night your dog will jump on
him and tear him limb from limb; but
burglar can come in and ransack the place
while the dog lies on the door mat with one
eye open and says nothing. l am speaking
now of big dogs. A small dog is worse than
a big one. A small dog is all lung. If pin
drops in the back yard he will rouse the
neighborhood. He sticks up his nose at bread
and butter and his meat has to be cut bias or
he won't eat it, A dog is a mandatory for
feas. A dog so small he gets lost in a tiger
skin rug will breed leas enough to worry an
army These are some of my objections to
dogs | have tried to bring Sim over to my
view, but without avail. He don't see it in
that light He will spend hours trying to
think up some scheme to entice our next door
neighbours dog over in my back yard. Then
he will throw one arm around the dogs neck
and tie can to his tail with another, and
have great time generally.
The other day Sim came into the house and
said:
"Pa, want dog"
"Oh, you do, do you? Well, you won't get
one"
In few minutes he came around again
"Say, pa, want a dog"
Get out"
4 pause.
Say, pa"
'Wen!'
Jim Todd's got dog he don't want. Jim
says he'll sell him for dollar He don't eat
much Jim says so. Say, pa, can't get
hing
no reared. Get out of here or I'll
wallup you"
In about half an hour Sim came back.
Say, pa"
"What do you want!"
Tomorrow viii be April Fools day"
"What of it,"
"Nuthin'. But heard Sam Tucker say he
and some other fellows were goin' to raise the
mischief round here tomorrow mornin'.
| knew Tucker He'd played tricks on me
before, and he was one Of the worst boys in
the neighborhood.
"They are, are theyF' said L well,
what are they going to dos"
''Sam said they wuz comm around in the
mornin' before you wuz up and going to
make things lively. He said they wuz goin'
to take the front gate and put it on one Of
the trees in the orchard. They wuz goin' to
take down the clothes line and do lots OF
things besides
HUH" said ], well see about that"
That night set the alarm clock at 4. l
woke up promptly the next morning and
went out in the back yard to wait for Sam
Tucker and his gang. While was sitting
behind the tree waiting, and looking at the
barn, suddenly the door opened and big
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AMERICAN FABLES.
THE FISH AND THE FISHER.

IRE FISH AND lhE floiiE4ts
a Fisherman, who had Waited Patiently
for Several hours for a Bite, finally began
Bewailing his hard Luck, Enchanting:
y have been Patient and Persevering and
Faithful, and YET nothing has come to Re
ward meT'
A Carp, who had been lying in the shadow
near by, now rose to the surface and replied:
''What you say, Ny Friend, is all very
True, but YOU do not stop to Consider that
the greater your Luck the fewer the Carp
left i'll the Pond"
Moral-When Lawyers are in Luck no
Community is at Peace.
THE PEASANT AND ELS ADVISERS.
A Peasant who had Bought him q plat of
ground couldn't make up his mind what to
sow thereon, and he asked the Advice of the
Birds
by all means, Sow Wheat" was the re
ply.
When he asked the Advice of the Animals
the reply was:
Put in Corn and Vegetables, of course"
The insects Advised that he raise Seeds of
various sort, and the Fish recommended that
the Land be Converted into Pond. When
Autumn came the Field was grown to Weeds
Alone, and as the Peasant was Lamenting
that he had raised nothing whatever of
Value Sage who was passing by Replied:
Moral-"He Who Takes Every Mans Ad-
vice had better have none at all"
THE BOY AND THE RAT.
A Boy who had caught Rat in Trap
was about to Dispatch it by Drowning when
the Rodent began Bewailing his sad Fate and
pathetically inquired:
Have ever injured you, that you seek
my Life!"
Never" was the reply.
"Would You he the Loser by restoring me
to LibertyE'
Not at all.
"Then why not turn me loose? You seem
to Feel for me-
That's exactly the Trouble" replied the
Boy. Father has been scattering Poison all
over the cellar, and I'H afraid you will get
some of it and Die q Lingering Death. I'm
doing the Mercy Act by Drowning you"
Moral-Whea a Citizen who hasn't done
nothing at all' is run in 10y the Police it saves
him from committing Burglary OF Murder
Detroit Free Press.
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barn, Sudden

dog with blood in his eye came bounding out.
Right after him came my boy Sim. Sim
wasn't afraid of the dog, but l was. So l
climbed up the tree just as the dog arrived
He seemed disappointed. "Sim," said l,
where did rou get that dogt Didn't tell
you would allow no dogs around my prem
isesl Take that beast away and never let
me see him again. am surprised at you.
What do yon mean, sirl'
Sim got up on the fence and looked at me-
So did the dog. Then began to realize the
situation. 1t was April Fools day. was
the fool.
"Say, pa" said Sim, cant I have that
dog9 It's Jim Todd's."
"You just wait until l get down out of
this tree" roared, ''I'll show you whether
you can have that dog. Take him away or
I'll wallup you within an inch of your life. "
But Sim didn't move Neither did the
dog. stayed there until breakfast time,
and then the hired man came out and shot
the dog. Sim didn't know who he was fool
ing with No dogs are allowed around my
premises 1t was bad day for Sim.
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A Dollar to Spare.

The grass it is greener, the snow it is whittier.
The world ia serener and life it is brighter;
The rose has hue Of deeper carnation.
A lovelier halo envelops creation,
And the goddess of fortune is smiling and fair
When your wallet is fat, with a dollar TO spare.
o foe to despair and death to all care
Is that sum of all blessings, dollar to spare!
o the plethoric pocket, the big. bullying wallet
However you mock it, whatever you call it,
Is filled with balm, undiscovered in Gilead-
Fit theme for a bard like the author OF Iad
o the whole world is bathed with a rose scented
air
When your wallet is fat, with dollar to spare;
Strong to do and TO dare. and hard man to
scare.
Is the man who is best with dollar to sparel
o Age bright and sunny era propitiousl
When the poor will have money. unless they are
vicious,
Come on at pace that is briSker and quicker,
Don't stray like sot who is loa,,'d with liquor;
o list to the wall of poor fellow prayer,
And make all wallets fat, with dollar to spared
Come Age bright and rare. have ii seat take a
chair
Fair Age when all men have q dollar to spare!
S. W. Foss in Yankee Blade.
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Personal MENTION.



THE CLIFT-O. H. Pa!chel Cincinnati; P.
Hanratty, Ogden; j. Anderson, Los Angeles
Mrs. c. H. Hospelhaum, Ouray. Col; j. NJ.
Wood, Philadelphia; G. A. Delerding and wife,
Miss Delerding, Illinois, CarlOtte +. Little,
Chicago; Miss Jennie +. MatsOn, Council
Bluffs: +. Bunting, Sr., Eagle Rock, Idaho;
w b. Raymond. Hong Kong; Q. 5. Hanaut
and wife, l.. w. Hanault Montreal, Canada
A. H Mayne, Omaha: n. w. Rear, !. j. Crab
tree, J. /. Wells Scott City, Has; c. f. Metz
gar. Wichita, kas: w. A vaStin, Brownell, has;
NJ J. o. Mahoney, ID. l.. Tracey, Scotield, Utah
j. r. Wood o. K. Seelig Atlanta, Ga; VIM.
Dennis, Silver City; w. Fennamore, Dogan.
THE WHITE-James Stokes, William Slater,
New York city: James Griffin FL Paso, Texas
T. NJ Murphy and wife, Denver; John Or,
Grantsville; H. c.. McHerrOn, Nebraska, NJ. 4.
Heath, Amboy, H.. John Darby, Thompson
Springs: George Caudand Evanston, Wyo.
J. Jones, Spanish Fork; Alex. Noble, Deep
Creek: H. p Jensen, Olof Nelson, Mount Pleas
ant: j. NJ Smith, Omaha; Jon Black,
Van Bennett, San Francisco; August Carlson,
A. G.. Graham. Thomas b. Evans, Asa Farley,
S Browning, J. Greenwich, p. MOrtensen, a.
H sstmark w. w. Green, w. Brown, B. New
man, L. Ensign, C.. ID. Grotler, George F..
r chnrds, NJ. Poulter George Packard, Ogden
William +, Judd, Bingham; L. Ward, California
William Taylor, Juab; H. Deprezin, Eureka.
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"Sure Enough"

Twas at the usual TRUSTING place,
The usual summer breeze was blowing:
With anxious thoughts scanned her face
For one sweet glance Of love bestOwing;
vowed by moon-I vowed by stars
vowed by Venus, Saturn, Mars.
CThese stars were shining at the time.)
But when strove to fan the fame
OF tickle love-and bag the game!
Alas met with this rebuff
(To all my eloquence sublime)
She coyly questioned, Sure enough;"
pleaded long pleaded hard,
While yet the summer breeze was signing,
played my very best trump caro-
And swore q conStancy undyfng
searched her eyes-I searched her face
searched for cen the slightest trace
CThe oak leaves trembled in the breeze
OF love returued-a glance-a token.
All me- that had ever spoken.
She coolly rearranged her cuff
displaced by surreptitiouS squeeze),
And softly murmured, Sure enough?"
gazed into her dark brown eyes
And sought to solve those words perplexing,
Stupidity not to surInise
That her own heart she was ildexing.
| cl2sped her close-I held her fast
Her lips pressed close to mine at last.
CNhat mattered it if the moon was shiningO
Her meaning now to me was plain
For when she spoke those words again
saw that she'd been playing bluff
QIer little hand in mine confining)
When she had questioned Sure enoughf"
I've firted with the Yankee maid
Who when you plead, says: ''You don't say!"
I've owed the western girl-afraid
To tell her in the usual way.
Both types are dear, and each can play
The deuce with hearts the livelong day
whether or not the stars are shining,
But sweeter, more distracting-these-
whispered by southern girl to tease
Mans heart, cen given in rebuff
CWhcn heart is sore ard love reP:nirgD
These artless, sweet words, "Sure enough"
. FrcGcri: Jcwctt Cooke in Augusta CGa-) Chron-
,cle
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ing her chance to say husband the
wretch merely answered ''the earth. -
Teire HGyts Express.
My, Sloapay-I haven't eaten any meat
since the beginning of Lent
MIR. Wilberry-I didn't know you were an
observer of Lent; or was it by order of
your physician!
of my butcher.-TerTe Hdute Express.
Lulu-Sir Herbert proposed and said he
could put million at my feet. | like him.
but like American Jack better, and as he
offered me million too, accepted him.
Elsie-Ediot; Sir Herbert meant million
pounds, five of our millions
Lulu-O did he! boo hoo-.-EpJcb.
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At the WrOn" House.

Tramp-Please, mum, I'm starving. Won't
you let me have postage stamp to lick!
Experienced Housekeeper-Why, certain
ly. My husband is just finishing letter to
John L. Sullivan, offering TO fight him any
where, at any time, for $4,000 a side, Mar
quis of Queensberry rules. Wait until he
is through, and perhaps he'll let you put the
stamp on.
Tramp hastily epartingl-Thankee kind
ly, mum, but maybe can git stamp at the
next mouse without waiting. York
Weal-lv
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-Munsey's Weekly

Learned astronomers tell US that the num-
Der of meteorites observed indicates that
there are every twenty-four hours about
400, 600, 600 collisions in this universe of ours.
Hal that affords strong presumptive evidence
that the Atlantic steamship companies have
something to do with the movements of the
planets We thought the earth was hardly
big enough for these fellows, and now we
know it.-Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle.
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In Germany there are 1,0O000 surplus
women. The surplus waist seems to be
fashionable in the Fatherland.-TerdsS ift-
ings.
Returned Tourist-Does your daughter
play and sing as much as ever: Hostess
Oh, no, she's married now.-PhilGdeIphid
Record.
Only two weeks more until our trout fish
ermen will be lying along the banks of the
streams-and elsewhere.-OU city Blizzard.
Notwithstanding the remarkably mild
winter and forward spring, Easter bonnets
will be ripe three weeks later than last
year.-NOrriStOlgn Herald.
''Eli,'' asked Mrs. Potts, ''what is it that
every woman wants and no man ever owns!''
Instead of dutifully giving it up and Civ
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When my grandson was I years old l al
ways sat by his bed until heslept. One night,
as was about to leave him, he opened his
eyes and said, most earnestly: Grandma, 1
am so glad you are not dressmaker."
asked him why. He said: because there
are no dressmakers in heaven" asked him
his reason for thinking so and he replied,
Because the little angels never have any
dresses. New York World
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DR.. Pillsbury-How &c do, doctors What's
the news?
DR.. Squills-Nothing new; only had an
interesting case few days ago.
Dr. Pillsbury-Yes? What was it,
Dr. Squills-I performed a wonderful OPP
Grafton on Mr.. Freshs boys eye-ittle John
ny Fresh He had fearful case of cataract
and saved the poor little fellows eye.
DIR. Pillsbury-Thats goodl How's the
boys
DR.. Squills-Oh, the boy died.-Drake's
MaCaZine
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Not a Green Olive.

Miss Olive is evidently fitting herself to
become a funny man on newspaper, for
looking cut of the window at some children
playing in the street she observed pensively:
''Pray, mamma, why are those children like
my new shoes!' Again her mother gave it
up. They are both American kids, dear"
Pretty good for a small girl scarcely years
old; but, then, this is a rapid age.-Boston
Herald
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Estate of Edward Corless, deceased.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN BY THE
N undersigned, Catharine COrlesS, admins
tratrix with the will annexed, of the estate OF
Edward CorleSs. deceased, to the creditors Of,
and all persons having claims against the said
deceased, TO exhibit them with the necessary
vouchers, within ten months after the first
publication of this notice to said administrative
at her residence No. 81 West Seventh South
street, Salt Lake city, Utah, in the county CT
Salt Lake. CATHARINE CORLESS,
The Administrative with the VIII annexed Of
the estate of Edward Corless, deceased.
BARLOW FERGUSON,
Attorney iOr. Estate.
Dated April Is, 1889.
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LEGAL NOTICE.


Ia me Probate C0Ut in ami fo,. SET LoFs C00.siy.
Territory Of IfGh.
IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE OF
i Jane Savage, deceased. Notice Is here
by given that William Fuller, administrator
Of the estate of Jane Savage, deceased has rem
dered for settlement, and filed in said court his
final account of his administration of said estate
and petition Tor distribution. and that Thursday,
the 9Th day of May, A d. 1889 at 10 O'Clock am,
at the court Of said court inthe county court
house. Salt Lake city and county. Utah terri
tory has been duly appointed by the Judge Of
said court for the settlement Of said account
and hearing said petition for distribution. ut
which time and place any person interested IN
said estate may appear and show cause, II any
there be, why said account should not be settled
and approved and distribution made prayed
for.
Dated April lG, 1889.
JOHN C. CUTLER,
Clerk Probate Court
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His Hour of Triumph.

A naturalized citizen of English birth tells
this story: The day before the Fourth of July
last year the teacher to whom my boy goes
to school explained to her class why the day
was celebrated, giving full particulars. The
next morning the boy, who was born in this
country, said to me: Dad, this is the day we
licked you '"-Syracuse Herald.
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Itisa Curious Fact

That the body is now more susceptible to
benefit from medicine than at any other
season. Hence the Importance OF taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla now, when it will do
you the most good. 1t is really wonderful
for purifying and enliching the blood, crea
ting an appetite. and giving healthy tone
to the whole system. Be sure to get Hoods
which is peculiar 10 itself. 25O
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Cliff HOUSE,

Located Cor. Main and Third South Streets.
The Cliff is the best - per day house
west of Chicago. Rooms large, cool and
airy, new and handsome furniture, electric
lights. and all the latest cOnveniences and
accessories. Dining hall spacious and per
feet in its appointment. Table tirst-class.
Rooms may be secured by telegraph.
ANDREW c. BKIXEN ~ BRO, Props.
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A Light WEIGHT champion.

A coal Office. "Good morning, sir. I've
applied for the place which you advertise in
the papers"
Coal Man-What have you been doing here
toforel
1--WE had little something to do with
pugilisrn. I'm the champion light weight Of
the country, but l want to get out of the
business, and thought might be fitted for a
coal office"
Light weight Why, yesl I'll hire you
to weigh our coal. "-Chicago Herald
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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN. THAT
" James X. Gillespie Idmlnisrat.r OF the
estate of Helen c. Beaue, deceased bias rem
dered for settlement, and filed in said cCuvt, his
final account of his administration Of aa!Cj estate
and petition for distribution, ana that Friday
the l1th Gay OF May. y. ID. 1882 at IL q clock am
at the court room OF said court, in the county
court house, Salt Lake city and county,
Utah territory, has been duly appointed
by the judge or said court for the
settlement Of said account and hearing
said petition for distribution at which time and
place any person interested in said estate may
appear and show cause, if any there be, why
said account should not be settled and approved
and distribution made as prayed for.
Dated April %, 1899.
JOHN G. CUTLER,
Clerk of the Probate Court.
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InnI,s Too Pleasant.

Mr.. Stiff "a popular undertaken, to one Of
his employees You've got too cheerful a
countenarce for a successful undertaken, Joe;
you look too pleasant
joe can't help it. It's the way I'm built,
"Well, I'll get you some of the New York
funny papers. Chicago Herald.
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Z Lucky DiscoverY.

Henry understand YOU met your girls
father ut the house last night.
Thomas-Well, no, not exactly; but he was
there while was.
Henry-Did he show you the door?
Thomas Cconfdently)-Oh no; found it
myself. Washington Critic.
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Ought to Have Kent Still.

Magistrate Ito plaintiff with lump on his
headl-If your wife threw a sad iron at you,
why didn't you dodge?
Plaintiff did, your honor, and that's
how l came to get hit.-Worcester Gazette.
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A lady coming down Chapel street the
other evening slipped on the icy sidewalk
and her fall was accompanied by loud ex-
plosion. She had on a rubber hustle filled with
air, and in coming in contact with the ground
it collapsed-New Haven Palladium
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Mans Tuhumanity.

Mrs Youngkupple with a sigh)-Jack
doesn't call me sweetheart any more; it's a
monograph now.
Miss Chumley-Why does he call you
phonograph!
Mrs Y.-He says I'm always talking back
at him-New York Sun.
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In the use of Ayers Sarsaparilla you
need have no fear of arsenical poison, this
medicine being entirely free from all dan
gerous drugs. Its powerful effects are due
to the sllillful combination of the best in
gradients, and hence no i'll results ever fol-
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DURSUANT TO AN ORDER OF THE PRO
i bate Court for Salt Lake county, territory
OF Utah in the above entitled matter notice is
hereby gwen, that Saturday, the nth day OF
NAV. A. d. 1889 at 10 o'clock a. m, at the court
room of said court. at the court house Salt Lake
city, has been appointed the time ana place FOR
the hearing of the application of Walter J.
Beatie, filed in said court praying that distribU-
ton of residue of said estate be made 10 Marion
T. Rcatic, at which time AMI pluce.all persons
interested may appear and contest said dppli
cation.
Dated at salt Lake City. this 18th day OF April.
1889.
JOHN G. CUTLER,
Clerk of the Probate Court in ana rorSalt Lake
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A Fatal Admission.

She (his sweetheart)-Oh, what nice pres
ent you have given me. hope you have not
been too extravagant.
He-Oh, no; dollar down and a dollar a
oh, alb, 1 mean didn't pay much for it.
Yankee Blade.
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Great Doodle Lawyer Gin New York)-The
trial of our honorable client will begin to-
morrow.
Assistant tastounded)-Trial? Couldn't you
get tho case postponed any longer!
mo need TO haveit further postponed. All
the important witnesses are dead. "-Philadel-
phia Record.