The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-11-28
BRIGHT BITS.

BARBER-Does this razor hurt you, sir?
Victim-It would if l weren't a christian
scientist.-BoSto1l Herald.
"AND Now said the colored preacher, ''let
US pray for the people on the uninhabited por-
lions Of the earth. life.
A WOMAN who favors equal suffrage wants TO
know II II is crime to be woman. No, but it
is not manly. We will say no more-Boston
Transcript.
ways ride home? 1t is a bad habit TO get into.
Jennie-Why, father, / see in the Fashion
ReUte1C that the riding habit is quite the thing
this season--BOstOH Herald.
MOTHER Gn the back parlor, before supper,)
Carries coming out is a success, James!
Father (disgustedly Yes. indeed There she
stands. Look at her Could any one ask for
any more Of her to come out?-BOstOn Times.
QUEv1Do-Shakespear must have suffered
from cigarettes.
Curtis-Why, what do you meen2
QuevIdo-Don't you remember where he says
tue otfense is rank and smells to heaven
Ph1IddetDhfd Inquire.
HE-You've got the paper, haventyou? Look
at the account of the football match and see
II there was anything remarkable about the
game.
She latter an interval)-Well, yes. Nobody
was killed. Boston Times.
IT is COMPARATIVELY EASY for us Of the nine
-
Coored shirts with white collars cheap amateur
Photography, bobtail dress coats, and the habit
OF calling trousers pants. are all inventions of
the present generation.-Puck.
Mr.. JoNEs-This mince pie is excellent Mrs
Smith. May | trouble you for the recipel
Mrs. Srlith-No trouble at ALL will set my
husbands stenographer at work tomorrow and
you can call for the recipe the latter part OF
next week.-Kearney Enterprise.
LADY Ito herself in the streetl-what nice
looking man He is following me / will see if
he is gallant. (She drops a very costly lace
handkerchief) Actual he has picked it up
The fine looking man, sharper, disappears
with his booty around the first corner.-Sdn
francisco Wasp.
In THE ADMINISTRATIVE if your wife,
my dear sir, does not seem quite cured of the
maady for which / recommended the baths
you must remember that she has gained ten
pounds, You will know how to value that
Exactly, Precisely. Every pound cost me
500. '-FldegerSde Batter.
ToNsoRIAL ITEM.-Jndge (who is bald-headed)
If half what the witnesses testify against you
is true, your conscience must be as black as
your hair.
Prisoner-If mans conscience is regulated
by his hair, then your honor hasn't got any
conscience at all.-TerGs Stfttngs.
He FOLLOWED INsTRUCrIoNs.-Irat wife
John Hawkins, you were brought home on a
shutter again last night. / want you to under
stand that this is to be the last time.
John Hawkins-Yes, atlda
Inc next evening he made the boys promise
to take him home In a wheelbarrow, as his wife
objected to shutters.-JlGige.
LAS A STUDENT OF LAW she remarked to him
in frontparlor confidence, what kind Of suits
do you prefer?'
Those that bear on embracery, returned
the hardened villain hoarsely, as he stepped
himself yet deeper in crime. YES he re-
marked, as he passed his arm around her waist
Il was always in favor of this particular belt
line AS TO success, a good deal depends on the
pressure brought to bear" And to this credit
be it said, he did bis best Philadelphia Press