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Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1889-12-12
A LETTER FROM STANLEY
THE DxPERIBNCgs OF HIMSELF
AND BOLLORERS.

neath and DisRster Faced the Ex-
piOrers but they Marched on uIn-
fiInciatAEiy-.Fhe virtues of the
Natives OE the Bark ContincnT-A
Narrative Fiiled with Astounding
Knowledge.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1889-12-12

Clark Webster Thursday bought the 10
acre from OF Emily Leach in BrandywiIe
hundred at public sale for $96.5Q per acre.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1889-12-12

PARIS, Dsc. 5.--A dispatch from Zan-
nibar states that Stanley has arrived at
Rapnmnpn
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1889-12-12
PREACHERS AND DOCTORS
SECRETARY FRAZER GIVES TE ear
"A FaLR NOTICE.

A large Proportion OF Physlcians
and DIvines Have Failed 10 Heg-
lister as Required by Lnw-Tbey
NEmst DO SO by January lat or be
Fined. ..=..... ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-30
Gftursians.

RETURN OF GILMORE
MANHATTAN BEACH.
StlDsldGQS Attractions
TODAY, SUNDAY.
PROGR ;mMr,
COMMENCING AT $50 p NJ. r,o,o
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Aria isSm 'rravlaia, for Baritone "DI Pro- ve,s,
r, ,""11 ;sIsnIf ciitSErTE Dii%L TuENTE. r,.,
O. Solo Tor clsroS%,F f2pnamOun' ps''in
T. Page Song fon sS tRG Sf aSoch1;s' for Coz
"'''0 Mis-. HELEN DuiDLEY tt&Mgl&LE n,.,,
8 Grand Selection from The Pearl Fishers BlIct
F" SOLO Tor o'NNsR r. E. A. TLTFEnEf
10 Dg; , rex Ros and shSr T BIZ FGENE 0
IL IIaicuiah Chorus rom tas MePsah. ..... Handel
EVENING At 1880.
2 %."pSat Is ,.as quarter n:;5 iayd"
Aria 81 Ss%ss9 Ssf 4 6F .i David
$40 for EuPAoniam n g. y6% originate Ro,vo,
Grand s:cn. from l"su"n5's" 9TH" B",avn.n.o,
rs .' pHrt1ma aT Of us speeds, arrangement al
g. n"nn",a 81 1s"iiit 4L%
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-30
Simmer Resorts.
CATSKILL MOUNTAINS,
GUTGOU HOUSE,

PINE HID, IIbIEN NUI ~ T.
A nrst cass family house. All modern Improvement.
Special attention given 10 sanitary nnucr FOR ecuar
and address A. TT lhOb, NEI
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-30
Muslral Instruments.
Selp nantso.

MILLINERY TRIMMER AND FOREwoMAN.-
l Wechsler Abraham, Brooklyn, are prepared 70 n
gotate with rs olas trimmer 10 lake charge Of their
ne millinery workrOOm be spmillar With hgh casn
trade and have unQuestona6e taste and ability Apply
for week In person or by letter.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-30

An ORGANIST Of reputation and ability will I'LL an
"A ensasenant as SUBSTITUTE In NewYork church duriug
ths month Of July Address "oRGAN." Tribune once,
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

SHovELLED THE MONEY Our.-Denyer.
June 26.-A daring robbery was committed
at noon yesterday in Telluride. While the
cashier Of the San Miguel Valley Bank, G.
F. Painter, was alone in his private Office
counting up the days business, three
masked men entered with revolvers In their
hands. The leader at once demanded that
all the cash be turned over to them.
Being alone and unarmed, the frightened
cas- hier allowed one Of the gang TO enter be-
hind the counter aud, with the aid of toy
shovel NIL his bag with all in sight. Hay-
their way to the street, where they re-.
mountains.
An alarm was at once given. II was
found that the robbers had taken $2O, ,75O.
A telegram received here late this after
noon says the robbers are between the
Trout Lake and the big bend of the Dolores
River. Posses are in hot pursuit.
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

RAN AWAY IN A BALLOON. Vienna, June
23.-Some time ago Adolph Viewer began
advertising himselfin Vienna as Sonor Jabw
1.-THE great South American aeronaut." He
put notices in oil the dailies aud on all the
billbo ards that on Juno 2 ho would ascend
TO some fabulous height in balloon and
3 drop back to earth under parachute.
About q week before the date Of the pro.
posed ascension Senior Jabw, alias Weyer
began 10 live extraordinarily high: Ho
bought great quantities Of jewelry, laees
and silks for his wife, and wines and fine
cigars galore for himself. He ate at the
best hotels and ordered clothes Of the most
fashionable tailors. He told the jsweller
I and the tailor and the dressmaksr and the
liquor dealer that he would settle accounts
with them Immediately after the ballon as.
cension, from which he expected to realize
sWuch money. With credulty charaoteris-
10. Of Continental German tradesmen they
sbelieved him, They sold him all be want
cd on credit and tried to sell him moro.
On June Senior Jabw invited the city
officials of Vienna TO observe his fnal re-
hcnrsal before the the exhibition. In the
presence of the mayer and the city
co uncil he and sonora Jabw, las Frau
Viewer. and the parachute assembled in q
balloon, as high as a 100-foot rope, made
fasr TO q tree and the balloon car, wsuld
allow. Alter bobbing about over the
y officials heads Of Vienna for q couple min-
4 utes, Senior Jabw cut the the rope that held
: himto Austrian soil and blew away. This
= 10 the last Vienna and its council and its
: tradesmen have seen Of Senior Jabw.
Warrants were sworn out by his creditors
for his arrest on the afternoon Of his de.
psriure. Telegraphic instructions to dc.
tain him were sent out by the Yiennsss
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

BRAND New SIAMEsE TwINs.-lndianapo
lis, juno 2S.-The Journals Kokomo cor
respondent reports that on last Tuesday,
twelve miles south Of there, Mrs. Henry
Jones had born to her twin girls insepa-ab-
ly connected ct the hips and lower abdomen
No vital organs are connected, except the
spinal column, which 10 continuously con-
nocted from one end to the other. Each
breathes and pulsates quite independently
Of the other, and both are perfectly form
ed and have free use their limbs. The infants
are apparently as hearty as auy children
Of their age.
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05
a rAsH1oaABLE RAD.
nv nunr ARNOLD.

,,,,.r.,s a slang style of talking In vogue n'""
"A sc day. "a hailcd on the street with ooiS'e'0''
s- -Eayf ,., ~, N sepstttvo ear
In voice .s, tnas SsnnSh md unpleasant TO hsal
And ssa sSnsh from the slus the soeaSIs TnSe.
Freely esprsss,,GS'ss "'ssr %sSnos
Apd nG,s SEsqsSs q%siish Know han h" i"h'h0nA0''
3 fal.' ,
,y,,.,, ,n England IN octross appears on 'n'
w,,, ss"s sos,so now tangled costume 'n''
Ss,cS the rage also, tho fashion make, way ia,
Whoro tis Guiokty adopted Us Is out, hrst OF .,
Aud lou our .s1sss Msda0 in &C costume that's mado i0r
In dofSnse SSra Of her tastc. which 'S 'n -
sno .sSs, avs. -Hlngliah, y know han h@ lanssS
sno able fal' -Gness iu -
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

: Took OFF HIS UNDER LIp.-Eight years
ago Q cancer came on my lower lip. l had
II cut out while IL was yet smsil, and il
healed up appearently, but soon broke out
again, and commenced ealing very rapidly,
II took off my under lip from one side
to the other, and down the TO my chin. ]
had II treated by burning, and got 30 weak
that did not think that / could stand II
much longer. After much suffering dis.
earded all other treatment, and began tax.
ing Swifts Specific, and the cancer soon be.
gan to heal, and in short time it was com.
Pletely healed and was entirely well. I,
Is now over three years since got well and
there has been no sign of auy return of the
disease. know Il Was cancer, ana know
II was only cured alone by s. SIS.
Ely. FERRAND, Ruston, La.
s.. s. s. cured mo Of maligant sore throat
and mouth, caused by impure blood. The
trouble extended down to my left lung.
which was very sore. The doctors rract;S.
cd on me for three years without relief
when left, them and took 8. s, s.. Four bat
ties cured me. BEN Riley. Mer. a;aa. Miss
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mail
ed free.
TaE swlrr srEclro, Co., Drawer 8, Allan.
to, Ga.
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

ONs DAY ON THE GALLows. Atlanta, June
25.--Ths Tom Voolfolk, who murdered nine
Of his family, has been convicted In the
Superior Court of murder in tho arst de-
gree. lie was sentenced to be hanged
August l6 next motion for new trial
was entered.
: Pbiladelphia, June 25.--Mrs. WHEELING
who poisohed her husband and twe-chiitiren
was hanged this morning In the Jailysrd.
Wilkesbarre, Pa, June 25.--"Rs -Nosed
Mike" who murdered Psymastsr Mcclure
and Stable Boss Hugh Flsnagan In Octobsr
last, was hanged here this morning.
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05


(6n county, 8. c., acquired a
16ation. About tho year 1880,
B01fed Mr.. A. N. Woods, store in Gaff-
y City, while quite young man, ahd
Served several years as clerk, becoming un-
commonly we'll trained in the mercantile
business. Later, MIR. Tslleson became, al
80, q acopartner with Mr., Wood.
In 1884, Mr.. Tollesou began merchan dis
ing on his own account. The success full
management Of his extensive dry goods,
millinery, and clothing house. won for him.
self the appellation, "the John Wanamaker
of Gaffney City"
The new. firm Of
LIPscoMB a ToLLEsoN,
made up Of two such young business men as
we have described, is destined to contro oil
one of the most popular clothing houses in
upper Carolina.
The building which they have secured is
q large brick store room 100 feet long, on the
main business street.
The arrangements in the room are after
the most tasty and convenient style. The
:, departments for shoes have seats for Gus.
tomers the various kinds of clothing and
furnishing goods ore systematically olassi-
fed, so that the different grades ore arraug-
msnt as to quality and prices so that
! clerks and customers can have easy excess
17sV shuau. AuulcS btuuu tud WuOi0 lonBtu III
; the middle of the room, on which are piled
mp coats, pants, vests, &c., &c., while Shirts
5cravatS, collars, and oil kinds Of mems and
boys goods arc arranged on shelves on both
sides Of the long room.
A neat room has been prepared, aud ft-
ted up with seats, mirrors, &C., for custom
ers to try on clothing. In o word, this
large clothing store is surpassed by few
others. oven in much larger cities.
The proprieiors, having capital, credit,
and experience, are able to buy their goods
from the largest manufacturers at the low
est possible prices; which enables them to
sell at such very popular prices.
TIN MASAGINa cLERKs.-As each Of the
proprietors is head Of his former store, IL
y Was necessary to employ trusty and ex-
perienced clerks 10 manage the business
is0f this new clothing house, The very, men
/, they wantcd were at hand woll tried young
business men--in Gaffney City. These two
) young gentlemen are Mr.. 4. II. Littlejohn,
and Mr.. n. A. McCraw. Custone ers who
visit this attractive and popular clothing
houss, will find these polite ant excellent
young men at their posts, where the best Of
goods at lowest prices can be purchased. y
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

no nave "squeaied,
ohee refuse to cay who, and rumor
ist drag net is about to land some
on spirators high and dry.
Yctiye Palmer saws tbof Iohn no
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05
Gaffney City Malo and Female Seminar
Commencement.

Mn. EpIroR.-You are one OF the "oi
guard of South Carolina Journalism. oaI
who. i'm your labors, dates back TO thI
heroic period Of Slate edi.orship. When
common county newspaper outfit cost scare
less than 81, 500, aud when newspaper
in its entirety, defore the days Of pate,u|
outsides and sterestyped matter kept thl
"rule'' clicking in the "sticks" OF sewers
hands, six days in the week; WHEY
position of s'glue and molas1es
..roller" process, and D.
the prsssn. una. . ia1
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

LAND FRAUDS IN THE WEsr.-St. Paul,
June 27.-Last Saturday real estate man
named Stensgaard negotiated O loan OF
$4,000 with d. A. Jenney, of Harrisburg,
Pa, giving as security mortgage on a
block of land valued at about $l5, 900,
owned by wealthy brewer Of Milwauke GO
named Uhlein. Stensgaard produced a
deed showing that he had purchased the
property of Uhlein for $4,000. 1t turned
out that the deed was forgery. Stems.
gard protested that he purchased the prop
erty from man whom he supposed was
Uhlein.
In connection with this real estate fraud
1t is now learned that this is only one Of q
series Of frauds, and that gang of real ss-
tate sharks and swindlers has long existed
in this city: Besides Stesnsgaard the DO
lice in this city to-day arrested T. L. ORA
per, local lawyer, Avery Chadwick, L..
Particle, I. NJ. Cummings, Sidney Carvey
and George Kingsley. E. A. Carlson was
arrested at Anoka on o telegraphic order
from this city. A number Of forged deeds
and mortgages were found in their posses
sion and others in their rooms at the time
OF arrest. Bonds were set at 81, 500 for all
but Stensgaard, but no bondsmen satisfac.
toryio the Judge could be found.
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

g0sSnSftfore 10 cite and admon.sh
III and siogulsr the kindred and creditors
OF tho said W. II. Gist. deceased, that they
DO aud appear before me, in tho Court OF
Probate. 70 be held at Union Court House,
South Carolina. on The 29th day Of july.
1883 after publication hereof, at IL O'clock
in tho forenoon, TO chow cause, II any they
have, why the said administration should
not be granted.
Given under my hand this Sd day of
July, Ammo Domini 1889.
JAMES NJ. GEE,
Probate Judge.
Published on the 9Th day of July, 1889,
in tho Union Times.
July 27 2t
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

6nee refuse to cay who and rumor
'ss'l' ist q drag net is about 10 land some
)ou spirators high and dry
- pctiye Palmer says that John F. Bepgs
silently moro id to prevent his holding COM
SeeI eeIi,r,sJ oos heI Bcggs had been assistiu men,
1e,n"p, and tn alleged trial commission, and
oh,y b. Tho rcalht that he had put flea into
thinBs, tnt r ooy|re than one Of the commits
ps1msPPs thansPs. It is Attorney Longnsoker re-
selfish M.ero,s M.:s",s the papers two days ago ask
to oier III Itor Zof an anonymous letter in
matrimoha' ~ recent trial in Camp 20 to
interest; or-noo S. letter said that DR.: Cronin
hot with anger as Eiuner circle in Camp 90
) self-or an unmanlY Ported. to be the names Of
this way some ey'formed the trial committee
her real opiniSsrmally deoreed tie death of Gro.
Zoo bel o,a British spy. The writer said he
/. She,na,1hf hai been u member Of the commit
q ,bat but had Withdrawn whom he became
10 s ~ns.. pced that the Doctors death was in
A. States attorney, in his advertise
!. Ps.ated that IL the writer would meet
ss:lpsI ID and tell what he knew he would be
80 given protection. An answer was received
and said that the writer was willing to ac-
$50 oept the proposition 20 tell ALL He would
t0oU' 0~' meet the States attorney at the time and
- oau, place selected by the latter.
The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

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The weekly Union times. [volume] (Union C.H., South Carolina) 1871-1894, 1889-07-05

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The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-10-18
PLANTS THAT EAT.

Nature presents a curious variety in
stomachs. a plant performs both the
function of digesting and that of breathing
with its leaves. Some plants, like the
Venus fy-trap of the Carolinas, make a
veritable stomach out of their leaves
catch flies and other insects, and then d.
gest them. In some lower orders of the
animal kingdom found in the Southern
seas, one organ performs the duty Of
stomach, lungs and heart. Some still
more lowly creatures possess no organs
which may be called a stomach, and yet
are capable Of producing a stomach upon
the spot whenever one is needed. Perhaps
instead of saying that this singular Great
ure, the amoeba, is furnished with no
stomach, we should give it credit for be-
ing all stomach. Certainly to eat, digest,
and exist, seems to be its sole purpose in
life.-Good Heahh.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-10-18
SELL EGGS BY WEIGHT,

Here is a scene in a grocery: Two
farmers brought in some eggs to sell. The
one was evidently proud of his eggs and
proud of the birds that laid them. He had
a flock of fine Plymouth Rocks, and the
eggs they laid were beauties. A dozen of
them weighed thirty-nine ounces, an aver
age of three and a quarter ounces each.
The other farmer brought in his eggs with
out saying a word, had nothing to say of
them or the fowls that laid them. A dozen
of his eggs weighed twenty-one ounces, an
average of one and three-quarter ounces
each. Both lots of eggs were carried to
the rear of the store by a clerk, counted
and eaeh man got a cent apiece for his
eggs. AS he of the small eggs passed a
bys,ander in going out he winked know
ineIy aud said: THAT man with the big
eggs is a fool; his hens eat a heap more
than mine, make no more eggs--though
they are bigger-but he gets no more for
them."-N. ]. Nail and Express.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-10-18
Justice TO the Country Editors.

1t is regarded as something quite smart
for metropolitan newspaper scribblers to
sheer at country editors. Horace GreeIey's
old remark is trotted out whenever a city
editor wishes to crush his rural brother. 1t
is true that some fools and some knaves
edit country journals, but as a rule these
provincial editors are Woodworking,
shrewd, fair-minded, and influential men.
They come nearer representing public senti-
ment than their city brethren, because they
are closer to the people. The metropolitan
press YES its distinction TO men who nave
been raised in country newspapers offices.
In fact, few men are properly equipped to
even attempt to represent sentiment in this
republic who have not lived in the country.
So much for those who sneer at the rural
rooster.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-10-18
SOMETIME.


- s nave De%h
~
~ ga ~ aseset
~ "neh ot "eah 9hashiehts
The things DER which we erieyed with
Iashes wet.
Will flash before US out of Iife's dark night.
As stars shine most in deenast fints of
blue,
And we shall see how Gods MANS were
right,
And how what seemed renroof was love
most true
Anu We shaii see now Whiie we frown and
Gods plans 20 on as hest for Won aud mo-.
How when we called. He Needed NOT our
p
Because His wisdom to the end could see.
And cen as prudent narents a,saliowaa
Too much of sweets to c,,avinr bahybooa
So God. perhaps. is keenipe from NJ Now
Iife,s swaetast ,binrs haoaraa - aa.
good.
ANU / s"ihetiihes' co mmlngiing with hfes
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-10-18
GENUINE AMI MANUFACTURED
HONEY.


Worthington S. Smith, the eminent mi
croscopist, finds that genuine honey can
be readily distinguished from manufac-
tured honey by the microscope. The for
mer has few or no sugar crystals and
abounds with pollen grains, while the i'm
~itations have little else than these crystals,
with rarely a trace of pollen grains. The
honeyed taste of the manufactured article,
he thinks, may come from honey-comb or
beeswax being mashed up with the article
used in the manufacture. Each class of
plants hes its own specific form of pollen
grain, and Mr.. Smith says that nyone
conversant with this branch of botany
could tell from what part of the world the
honey came by studying the pollen grains
it might contain.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-10-18
AT HOME.

How useless our lives seem to us some
times! How we long for IN opportunity
to perform some great action. We become
tired of the routine Of home life, and i'm
agine we would be far happier 10 other
scenes. We forget that the world bestows
no titles as noble as father, mother, sister
or brother. In the sacred precincts of
home we have many chances of heroism.
The daily acts of self-denial for the good
of a loved one, the gentle word soothing
for another's troubles, the care for the
sick, may all seem as nothing; yet who
can tell the good they may accomplish
Our slightest word may have an influence
over another for good or evil. We are
daily sowing the seed which will bring
forth some sort of harvest. Well will it
be for us if the harvest will be one we
shall be proud to garner. If soma one in
that dear home can look back in after
years, and as he tenderly utters our name,
say: s'Her words and example prepared
me for a life of usefulness, to her | owe
my present happiness we may well say,
Il have not lived in vain.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1889-10-18
ETHER, CHLOROFORM OR


A woman came in from Dearborn one
day this week and went up to the office of
a dentist.
81 want my teeth fixed" she said, .and
you can give me chloroform or ether"
"We don't give either nowadays said
the dentist respectfully.
Every well, then, give me chloroform, :"
she said, as she climbed up into the velvet
chair.
"But we don't give chloroform ether y
explained the dentist.
Il don't want chloroform-ether; l want
just plain chloroform, " said the tooth-ache
sufferer.
"Allow me to explain, madam" re-
marked the dentist, smothering an incli-
nation to smile. Il give laughing gas to
patients, but neither chloroform nor
ether, neither of which is in use now
The woman slipped down o ut of the
chair and tied her bonnet on with a bump.
"Let me ont of this" she exclaimed.
81 believe the man is crazy with his either
neither and such stuff. IN go to a den-
tist that knows his business and she
shut the door with a slam that started
every tooth in that dentists head. -Detroit
Free Press.