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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

Mr.. PRINCE, the photographer, 18th and Pa
ave., has Just had sittings of Hon. James G.
Blaine, Hon. VIM. Window and Mr. ". II. H.
Miller, of Indianapolis. Pictures of the above
gentlemen and the latest portraits of Gen. and
Mrs. Harrison can be had at studio
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

yIsrToRs must not fail to visit the Oriental
Bazaar, $50 14th street northwest, and have q
box Of famous Turkish Delights" at 80 cents q
box, before they leave for home.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

that want to buy Furniture, Carpets, Oil-Cloths,
Mattings, Rugs, &c. Go to the largest install
ment house in the city. Special inducements
TO cash buyers, at j. G. SKATERS,
80 and 312 Penn. ave s. e., Capitol Hill.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07
To HoUsEKEEPERs

DrD You GET ONE? What? Why the Self
Lighting Pocket Lamps.
482 Pa. ave., Keystone Hotel
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

We REFER all citizens contemplating insur-
ing their lives to Thos. p. Morgan, r., 1914 F
street, who is an expert on Life insurance
matters.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

BUY Your Coal, Coke and Wood from JOHN
SON BRoTHERs, the leading firm in the Dis
trict
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Too Cheap for Her.

IOU NHtdp IOT HIT.
From the Terre Haute Express.
Mr.. Bookus-'' Here's a dress pattern I
brought home for you"
Mrs. Bookus-"O Oh. and it's just lovely, too ;
what did it cost?"
Mr.. Bookus-"Only twenty five cents yard. f"
Mrs. Bookus-"Take the horrid old cheap
stuff back"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

Get Your Pianos tuned and repaired by .
well established and competent tuner at popu-
lar prices Square, sl.50; Grands, 81. Expe-
rience Of over IS years in the business. v.
BECKER, sol 9Th northwest
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

FINNEY's COMPOUND SYRUP OF BUcHU positive
cure for all diseases Of the kidneys, bladder,
and urinary organs. 18th and sts NV
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

KINGSLEY Bios CREAMERY Co. Choicest
dairy products. See advt.
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For Bright, Quick Fire and cheap,
clean fuel buy Washington Gas Light Company
Coke. JOHNSON BROTHERS.,
SIN Exclusive agents.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

SuPERFLUous HAIR destroyed by Electric
needle. Mrs. DIR. Gabriel, 1921 G..
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n GoIpsoHMIp. 1O07- 1OO9 r at.

A. o. WRIGHT, 1882 14th St n.w., has Just re-
ceived q lot Of the celebrated Wilson Whisky.
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ORDER Whitney's pure russell cider; fresh
made daily All Pa ave. NV
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CITY ITEMS

just Out.-New Fashion Catalogue for
Spring; At Domestic Sewing Machine Once,
9TH and H streets. eoa
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

"Brown's Bronchial Troches'' are wide
ly known rs an admirable remedy for Bron-
chitis, Hoarseness, Coughs, and Throat trou-
bles. Sod only in bores coax
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

Heurich's Bottled Maerzen Beer. Tele-
phone call 6S4-3 SIN
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

FINE LADIES DRESSES (second-hand) bought
and sold JusrH's Old Stand, GIG D street
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Didn't Know Both Were Made Up.

Didn't Know Both Were Made Up.
Fr.m the Lewiston Journal.
"George Spillkins and his girl are all made
up again-did We know it, Henry?" Mrs. Stone
fence remarked to her husband as she passed
him the tea the other day.
II knew his girl was more or less made up,
but didn't know that George was," replied
he may as well be hung for sheep as for q
lamb.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

HEAvY GRos GRA1s BLACK
HENRIETTA CAsHMEREs extra wide double width
all pure wool. all colors, reduced 70 45c.
LONSpALE CAMBEIC, very finest quality, 10c
DOUBLE WHITE WOOL BLANKETS, 31.25.
FlA1n Np Nr rsi sg Sa SaIsKsy &c
CoLQRED SILK PLU6HES, 50c.. 75c.. 81.
FRUIT OF The LION. Cotton yard wide, 8kc.
LADIES' BROADCLO1H. yard and halt wide, al
DC Double White f WOOL BLANKETS. immense
HkxSy BED COMFORTS, 7se, SIC. and 81.
HENRIETTA CLOTH SuI1ING. nearly yard and
eis s %oH eqSs sfse s; IS o
Elegant FRENCH sATIINE COMfoRfs 81
All pure Wool DRESS GOODS, wide ooubie fold.
new Spring shades. only 2oc.
NO CREDIT. but the very lowest prices for Cash.
vi MARKET SPACE
v.,r. ~ Net a9er e ths , Boston Variety Store
select one Of the following Iressnts with purchase
"a 60. Parrot large size hhe D.nask Towels. worth
55c hall Do1en hne pamaak Napkins, worth Use,
@ RaE u sik Emhroidered ove-k1tting Corsets
sesct ons q the following presents with purehass
o. o1oQr ucEs lArBe-size Hand yozne bridal Quilt
yesth el60ia Des.n Fine Dsmsak Napkins. worth
~; S g 8 1' q '-sE' ''''' nns Ds %ss
GUDEs TO wAsHlNoroN. MAPS OF THE
c1. Alhuna. esnsaininx ~ risAuss rPuhlie Buila
iass. "a visvs q ~ clsy. oons s,d ~.
Q G Pu1sxrx. Doesssazsr.
a. as - =
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

Heurich's Bottled Maerzen Beer. Tele-
phone call 634-3 3m
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

Heurich's Bottled Maerzen Beer. Tel,
phone call 634-3 SIN
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

II You Must Smoke, smoke pure Havana
Havana Cigarettes
Copsols. Consols. Consols
Anywhere, everywhere you viii find Consols
Cigarettes. No paper. No drugs. No equal.
Nothing can compare with Consols Havana
Cigarettes
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

TRY HoovER's celebrated corned beef, &C..
pound. Sd and Indiana avenue
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07
The Fireworks.

A FINE DISPLAY ON PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE AND IN
THE MONUMENT GROUNDS.
The inaugural fireworks, twice postponed,
were fired of last night All of Washington
that had nothing else to do went to see them.
The south front of the Treasury department
was fully occupied, and every available inch in
that region was filed with men, women and
children. On the damp, muddy ground in the
White lot 10 900 people filed themselves with
temporary enjoyment, and laid broad and deep
the foundations for 5000 cases of pneumonia,
to say nothing of the hundreds Of minor all
ments which almost certainly follow long stand
ing in moisture. The exhibition was success
throughout, and from 7:45 to S.45 the surround
ing sky was illuminated by as brilliant a pyro-
technic display as any ever seen in this city
The set pieces were extremity good The illumi-
nation OF Pennsylvania avenue with long row
Of magnesium colored lights, that preceded
the aerial display, was accomplished with much
success. At the ends of the Avenue the classic
outlines of the capitol and the Treasury build
ing were brought out in splendid relief by the
brilliant light The illumination lasted fifteen
miuutee.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

A PARADE BIZ THE HIGH SCHOOL CADETS
The High School cadets gave an exhibition
parade this afternoon. leaving the high school
at o clock. The route was down 9th street to
Pennsylvania avenue, thence to the White
House, through Madison place to H, to YER
mont avenue, to 4, to sth, and thence to the
high school The cadets did this because, on
account Of having no overcoats, they were un-
able to parade Inauguration day.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

Peerless Dyes
Are the best Sold by druggists eo1y
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minutes.
The Souri, WASHINGTON ASSOCIATION
The South Washington building association
held its annual meeting last evening in St.
Dominic's hall The first annual report of the
secretary was submitted showing the associa-
ton to be in an excellent financial condition,
the assets amounting to S40,2lS.30. The fol-
year: President, Jno. F. Cullinane; vice-presi-
dent, Maurice Fitzgerald; secretary, James F.
Shea; treasurer, N. H. Shea; directors, p. N.
Dryer, T. T. Keane, c. H. Parker, John
Quinn, B. Leonard, 8. b Boyer, William Fegan.
The COLUMBIA ATHLETIC CoNyEsrroS.-At
the meeting last night Of the Columbia athletic
club the following active members were elected:
Zach. T. Carpenter, J. Maury Dove, John R.
Mclean, George E. Emmons, E. w. Spalding,
report OF the building committee will be pre-
sented to the board Of governors at q special
meeting to be held next Wednesday.
FuSERAL OF CAPT. VIZ. E. RoAcH.-The
funeral services over the remains of the late
Capt. VIM. Z. Roach took place yesterday at
the Congregational church. The interment
was at Glenwood. The deceased was formerly
Of the SD and 49th New York volunteers, and
achieved o brilliant record as a soldier. He
was one Of the gallant 600 hundred officers who
stood under 6re at Charleston. The pail
bearers were Capt. H. J. Clifford, Of the SD
New York volunteers; Capt D. w. Houghton,
Of the 9Th New York infantry battery; Mr.. J.
W. Porter, Of Virginia, and three members Of
the lebanon lodge, Of Masons
M MxDEoRD AcourrrEp.-Some time ago
Mr.. Charles Medford, an employe Of the Dis
trict government, was charged by Samuel E.
German, plumber, with committing perjury
The charge was fully heard before Judge
Miller and Mr.. Medford was honorably &C.
Quilted
NEW LINE TO NEW Yoax.-On and after March
10 the travel between Warrington and New
York win no longer be monopolised by one
line. On the 10th inst. the Baltimore and Ohio
viii sstablish complete service Of express
trains between this city and the metropolis.
Ali the daylight trains win be equipped with
PIllman's psrlor cars and al the night trains
with Pullman's slsepsrs. The time win BE- =
quick - via any other line.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

My list is d, my 18th is P, and DIR. Bulls
Cough Syrup is the entirety. Price Is cents. 4
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

A SPEEDY TRIAL AND CONVICTION.
afternoon, in the Criminal Court, Judge Mont
gomery, the case of Lewis F. Kennedy, indicted
few hours before for the larceny OF q watch
from A. b. Robinson, Of Marysvilie, Ohio, on
Monday. was taken up. After an Intellectual
attempt to have the trial postponed the testi-
mony was taken, showing that the offense was
committed at 9Th and + streets Monday after
noon; that Messrs. Moore and wilkinson
grabbed the defendant and the watch was found
In bis pocket. A verdict of guilty was found
and motion for a new trial fled
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07
The Husbands Home DUTY.

Cfom the New 1ork Ledger.
According to our ideas on such subjects 1t is lust
a. much the husbands business $50 make home
the brightest and most alluring haven
OF rest and peace upon all the earth"
a. 1t ID the wife's. The idea that
mother, who has been worked and worried
to death" all day long by the cares and annoy
ances Of household. perhaps with sick child
TO nurse, and in feeble health at that, should
have to 60 beyond her powers of endurance in
order TO .'make home attractive to some great
lubber Of . husband, with the muscles Of an
OF, the health Of whale and the digestion Of
an ostrich, IL utterly absurd and inhuman. Let
him 60 TO work and make home s.attractives' to
her. Or, not 70 run the extreme on either side,
let the husband Join with the wife In mutual
efforts 70 make their home pleasant for the
whole family.
Touchy on Her Pronunciation.
From The Chicago Herald.
Min 6hortribs-''Do you read the novels Of
Rider Haggard, Mr.. BigsbyY'
..Yes; read the novels Of Rsedsr Haggor1"
ssUmphr'
Mr. Hgby leaves early, and i not invited y
call again.
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25ct. "RoyaI Liquid Glue''.

Heurfch's Bottled Maerzen Beer. Tele-
phone call 6S4-3 SIN
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

Phillips Digestible Cocoa
Furnishes nutriment and adds digestion. leo
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FATALLY CRUSHED BETWEEN THE CARs.-Ed-
mund L. Simpson, while coupling cars ON vir-
ginia avenue near 3rd street southwest. yester-
day afternoon, was caught between them and
fatally injured When released he walked q
few steps, and; complaining Of pain in his
stomach, was placed in q wagon and taken to
DR.. Boarman's office and from thence 10 the
Emergency hospital, but he died in q few min
utes after reaching IL. He was twenty-three
years Of age and a son of Ofiicer Simpson, of
Alexandria and has q wife and child in Alexan.
dxiA.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

zOct. "NOya1 Liquid GIue0W
Double Strength! Treble Quantity! Mends
Broken Glass. Furniture, China. Metals and
Everything else Solid as Rock! Sold BY Lans-
burgh. Boston Dry Goods, Boston Varieties,
Baum's, Palais Royal and all Druggists and
Grocers. f2l-eo
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-03-07

THE National CHRISTIAN Assoc1Arrox.-The
National Christian association held its closing
session last night. Rev. E. ID. Bailey made an
address upon The effects of secret lodges
upon the churches," and Rev. II. r. George
spoke on .'How best 10 unite the anti-lodge
forces" The convention resolved to unite
with the clergymen Of New York and Brooklyn
in 0 memorial to the President OF the United
States 10 Issue proclamation calling upon all
citizens Of the republic to observe the centen-
nial of Washington's Inauguration - day Of
national thanksgiving.
Az INDIANA REcrPrIox.-The Indiana Re-
publican club has arranged for reunion of
fndianians 10 be held at the National Rides ar
mory tomorrow evening at 8 o'clock The
members Of the Presidents household win be
among the guests Of the evening. The recep-
ton committee 10 composed Of. Capt. Thomas
H Mckee, chairman; Gen. W. w. Dudley, Hon.
yere ". Wilson. II. d. Helm, Captain y. A.
Field, p. E auckland, VIM. s. Odel, Jerome
C. Burnett, Hon. W. w. Curry, Hon. J. N. Ty-
ner. William NJ Bass, y. NJ. Heaton, A. n.
Bpringsteen, Capt II. L. Miller, W. @. Hin,
Hon. J. W. Foster, Gen. George B. Williams,
Capt J. B. Doud, Col. silas Colegrove, MAI. I.
p. Williams, Col. r. r. Barter, p. g. Heath, A J.
Halford and job Barnard
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Quick Stop for Headaches.
liavaa haadacho in IL ratnl,fas ooQQ
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ADJUSTMENTS.

ADJUSTMENTS.
iii s.s.s .s @s y ksn.si Ias. .1
NIB LkAvrrrs
GRAND
EUROPEAN NOVELTIES.
Matinees Monday. Tuesday. Thursday ana sssurduy.
Next week-Lopdon Specially Company. NH
RERIIrZ scH22L OF LsNeuAeEs
i. p S y tiTSS Eth Af kssIfRR
CENTRAL HALL SIS err ST. n W.
PROF. ciRfRSffkfR's MisMEHisHt A o.
Admissson. IS cents. Gallery. Is cent. MT
New SArION MI TT Fs.a,s, s.,n,.., x..,-
AuvrD PICTURE OF gpESE FRENCH RKvors
PAUL KAUvAR
BY Steele Msckaye. Under the manarcment Of MT 4
C. MINER Direct from 100 nights run IN
New York The original cast
including
'osEfH HA~ohTH and
Next week.
ARTHUR REHAN's COMPANY OF ooMEpIANa
= epertoire-~Nsncy Co.," -7-2o-s- and Love n
seats now on sale. mhs
A Laughs GRAND OPERA HOUSE.
ENGAGEMENT Of Miss MARY ANDERSON,
WHO WILL POSITIVELY APPEAR
TONIGHT.
Also.
Friday Night and Saturday Mstinss. IN
THE WINTERS TALE.
Saturday night. March O. special performance b.
MISS ANDERSON.
THE LADY OF LYONS
Prices %, also. el and 75c according 10 location
March l1-RUDoIPH ARoNsoN's orislnsi Casino
CompAny IN NADSf. mhs
A LBAUGHs GRAND OPERA HOUSE.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-24
Patriotic PENSION Grabbers.

It looks very much as if the @. A
r. has taken charge of the aft airs OF
the country and proposes to run it
bereaftsr-that is, if tae $1,000 900 peopls
outside Of that organization will permit
it to do so. Originally the G. A. r. was
organized ostensibly for patriotic purposes,
namely: to keep alive associations formed
| duri9g the civil war. Il has, however,
drfte: rapidly far away from that
safe anchorage and is now in the
open sea OF politics. 1t is the power behind
tho Republican party thrOne-"greater
than the throne ITSELF" and it proposes to
let the leaders Of that grand old party not
forget it, It's patriotism has taken a very
practical form, having for its object the
reduction OF the surplus By putting
1t into the pockets of every man
who had his name on a federal
muster roll. Tanner, the late commits
sioner of pensions, is a true representative
of the majority of the G. A r. 1t will
never have a1o,her who will understand
better than he the present purposes Of the
organization, and VINO will have the nerve
to carry them ont Tanner is out of Office,
but his spirit is still wandering up and
down the corridors of the department of
the interior, and whoever takes his place
will bs Obliged to carry out
his plans. Nothing less will
satisfy TIE grand army mon and the pension
agents. The confederate soldiers VINO fought
for their homes and lost everything can
afford to smile at these patriots who fought
for the union and won pension. The
southern people have their own opinion
about a certain class of federal soldiers, but
as hands have been shaken across the bio dy
chasm, and they are not much interested in
the surplus, they propose to keep that
opinion to themselves, ard let the pension
grabbers and the northern people do the
qu Irreling
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-24
Haste Max as Wasta.

Max O'Rell tells the following in his JACQUES
Bonhomme:" remember once-it was at St
Mao, in the summer. 1 entered hatter's shop
at 0 clock in the afternoon. A well-dressed,
ladylike girl came out of the back parlor and
inquired what l wanted
i want q straw hat, mademoiselle," said
oh, that's very awkward just nowr'
SIS it,"
"Well, you see' she said, my brother is at
dinner;" and after pause of a few seconds she
added Would you mind calling again in an
hours timer"
Not at ALL" replied; 81 shall be delighted
to do so.''
was not only amused. but struck with admi-
ration Tor the Independence of that worthy
halter. After few years residence in Eng
land little scene of that description was a
great treat.
An hour later called again. The young girl
made her second appearance.
My brother waited for you quite ten min
utes," she said to me; The has gone to the cafe
with friend now'
Il am soory for that said; when can /
see him?"
IF you step across to the cafe l am sure he
will be- happy to come back and attend to YOU -
thanked the young lady, went to the cafe,
and introd ced myself to the halter, who was
enjoying a cup of coffee and having a game of
dominoes with friend He asked me to allow
him to finish the game which, of course, | was
only too glad to do, and we returned to the
shop together, and after my several hours
waiting was enabled TO MAKE the purchase of a
straw hat Surely, in this case there was no
chance of haste making waste.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-24
Why Not tho Citup

The question of lighting the city is now
before the people. A well lighted city is
ono of the luxlries OF modern city life, but
it has been quite costly luxury to Savan-
nah, especially during the past five years
No one IN be blamed because of its cost in
the past, however, for thers is no
question that the electric light COM
pany and former city authorities made
a fair contract, under the circumstances.
Electric lighting, no weyer, is 40 longer an
experiment or mystery. Egerybo dy
knows electricity is practicable illuminat
ing agent. The people have paid for wlat
they have learned, I'd now f. the tim> for
them to profit ny experience and TO put u p
an electric light plant for city lig ltiag, and
also for store and hous lighting, if tho lat
Ter is deemed advisable T le city has it's
own water works, and it makes money by it.
the profit going to the reduction of the
general tax. The same method can be pur-
sued in regard to the electric lighting. Let
the city authorities put in an electric light
ing plant, and then if there is any money
to be made by furnishing ligat, the people
will get it. Electric lighting and water
works are han He'd by one and the same
private corporation in several cities Why
cannot the munich )ality of Savannah have
the same arrangement?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-24
BRIGHT BITS.

II ism every country that has, like the United
States, the free choice of national bird Rus
sia woGld be Turkey gob5ler if she dared
Life.
IT'S mighty curious how big some faults look
UNI III ar n maa has comm tied them himself.
-BmftagtJ7l Free Press.
BALDWIN the balloonist has made $50, 900 by
his parachute descenIs in England. Fell air to
it, as it re.-YJnkerS Statesman.
TEMPERANCE ORAToR-What is it, my hearers.
that drive men to drink?
Voice from the back seat-Salt mackerel -
Life.
~, WELL NAMED.-"Why do you call your paper
The Daily Sdtdsher?"
Because it breaks the news" - Hdrper's
BGzdr.
HE-You women are forever talking about
your clothes
She-..And you men are forever talking about
yourselves. Boston Transcript.
What bold-faced thing that Miss Phlurt
Il should say So Why, she actually spoke
TO perfect stranger on the beach to-day, i'll It
as had got hlm TO notice me. Time.
PRoFEssoR--I regret to say, sir that you will
never make success as q public speaker
Pupil-Indeedi Why not
You elun ciaUe distinctly every word YOU
utter That defect, sir is fatal."-Ter1s Sift-
tlgs.
her husoand)-He stood in the center of the
r 'om, drinking everything before him, as it
unable TO sat1 ny vOracious appetite for
Husband-I'll bet he was from kentucky
Time.
A.-You change your mind very frequently.
B.-Yes. / believe | do
And what is very singular about it is that
no matter how frequently you change your
mind you never manage to get a good one. -
1er1S SiftingS
SusIE's OTHER BEAU.-Six-Year-Old( Ito caller
on her big sster)-Good evening, Mr. Palmer
i" That amt my NAME little girl, my names
Walker
'Oh, you must be Susie's other beau
Tabieaux.-Boston Herald.
No OPPORTUNITY OF JUDGING.-Mr Bultitude
Young Mr.. Dawdle wants me to give him a
position in the ofics Flora You're acquainted
with him. Is he a man of brains?
tlora-Really. papa, don't know I've never
met MIN except IN socety.-Grip.
HIS QUALIFICATIONS. Stranger Ito hotel pro.
prietorl-Have you vacancy among your
walters?
Hotel Proprietor-wen 1 do not know.
suppose might make place for q man of fine
address like you. Have you ever had any ex-
perience In waiting?
Stranger-Wel | should say So I waited
thirte n years to marry a girl, and last week
she married another fellow.-JtCdge.
A CHICAGO RAID.-Municipal Dignitary (tc
police official-Orier the force ID have every
| thing in readiness for a descent on the gamb.
| ling houses to night.
Police Official Ito subordinate officer)-Tel
| the men to get ready for a raid on the
gambling p aces tonight
Subordinate Officer ito squad of police)-Boys
| be around here about II O'Clock We are or
dered to make haul of the gambling houses
| Policeman Ito gambert-Jerry, we're goin' &c
| raid We about midnig4 tell the byes-ChicaqC
| Tribune.