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The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1889-11-29

The cleansing, antiseptic and healing quail
tiles of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy are un-
egualed.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1889-11-29

On the day before the execution the
keeper informs a doomed man that a
visitor wishes to see him.
"Do you know who no isp' asks the
doomed man.
mo-
"Well, just ask him If ho wants to
collect a bill, and II he does, tell him to
call day after to-morrow.''-Tcxas Sift-
inpS,
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1889-11-29

THE easiest way for a good wife to get
along pleasantly Is to practise what her
husband preaches.-Atchison Globe.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1889-11-29

DENTISTS ought to mako good cRfhbaisn
orators; they have such an effective way
OF taxing the stump.-Baltimore American.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1889-11-29

Tue highest grade of impudence-To tsait
IN an umbrella shop for a shower to pass
over.-Flegende Batter.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1889-11-29

THERE Is q wide difference between. the
bestknown and the known best UsQ q Q
modern CITY. s.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1889-11-29

THE law permits a man to use his wife to
rob his creditors. Yet in the face of this it
is argued that marriage is o failure.--Bing.
hamtOn Herald.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1889-11-29

Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles should
carefully read the above.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1889-11-29

THE best cough medicine 10 Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere &c.
The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1889-11-29

Then, goodbye! I shan't try no
more. 1t vhas a queer country, und
nothing vhas der same two times alike.
When my body was brought in here
doan' make fun of it, Shust use it shent-
ly und say dot did SO well ash | could
Detroit Free Press.
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Notes 6: ; 8; s.: 1t {: ::

RInTrM from the diary OF tour
M1kN lists, commercial travel
NV ers, business men and
others has revealed:
That the WISCONSIN CENTRAL has
the unqualified endorsement of all;
That the WISCONSIN E CENTRAL has
to-day the most popular line between
MINNEAPOLIS, ST. PAUL and
MILWAUKEE,, and CHICAGO;
That the WISCONSIN CENTRAL is
daily adding to its admirers as the
recognized PULLMAN line between
MINNEAPOLIS, ST. PAUL and
MILWAUKEE and CHICAGO;
That the WISCONSIN CENTRAL
touches the most prominent points in
Wisconsin, and that it has more i'm
portant business centers on its through
line than any other railway in the
NORTH WEST;
That the WISCONSIN CENTRAL has
made an enviable reputation with its
peerless DINING CAR SERVICE;
That the WISCONSIN CENTRAL
runs fast trains on which all classes
of passengers are carried with COM
mOdiOus and distinct accommodation
for all;
That the WISCONSIN CENTRAL has
representatives distributed through
out the country, who will cheerfully
give any information that may be de-
sired and that its terminal Agents
are specially instructed to look after
the comfort of passengers who may be
routed VIA its line.
For detailed information, apply to
your nearest Ticket Agent or to repre-
senlatives of the road.
VIM. S. MELLEN, JAMES BARKER,
: General Manager. Genl. Passr. d. Tiki. Agt.
LOUIS ECKSTEIN,
Asst. Genl. Passr. & Tiki. Agt.
Milwauk@e, Wis.
r. f. A11SoHI, Northwestern Pass
eneer Agent. 10 Nicollet House Block. MIME
APOLIS, MINI.
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Prairie Du Ohien.

This, the oldest settled spot in the
state of Wisconsin, is located on 1.-The
Burlington" about sixty miles north OF
Dubuque. The surrounding scenery is
fine, picturesque, and even grand. This
city has many interesting historical as
sociations having been permanently
settled by whites in 1882. and expert
enced it's full share of the Indian scares
incident to frontier life at the begin
ming Of this century. During the wal
of 1912, the fort" at Prairie du Chen
was captured by British forces and
their Indian allies, and held by them
until after the return Of peace. Sixty
years ago large fort was built here by
Col. Zachary Taylor, afterwards a lead
ing hero Of the Mexican war, and a sue.
cessful candidate for the Presidency.
A few miles away is the locality where
was fought the closing battle of the
well-known Black hawk war. Here is
also one Of the finest artesian wells in
the United States, the waters OF which
have extraordinary remedial virtues in
many nervous affections and blood
diseases For further information
rates, e G., address w. j. G. Kenyon,
Gen. Pass. Agent, e. 8. & N. r. r. St.
Paul, Mum.
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It Was the Editor Himself.

IL wicked, wicked story is told by the
Chicago Mail to the effect that new re-
porter ON the Tribune of that city went
the other evening to write up'' re-
ception, He got on very we'll until he
Aaet fine, gray-whiskered old gentle
man, the centre Of group OF ladies and
gentlemen in a corner Of one of the
parlors. The young man had jotted
down the names of the others and asked
the gray-bearded old gentleman very
politely: "Will you kindly give me
your name, sill? I'm making a list of
the guests ''Eh?" said tue gray
bearded old gentleman, putting his
hand to his ear. 81 would like YOUR
name if you pIease?" repeated the re.
porter. Ell? What?' and the old man
inclined his head attentiyely. The
young man thought: "Well, here's a
nice old guy to be turned loose in de-
cent society. wonder why re doesn't
carry an ear trumpet?" But he only
gathered a lungful Of wind and said in
voice that startled the dancers: 'I'm
reporter and would like your name"
''Oh, reporter, eh? What paper?'' The
Tribune. Will you give me your nane?"
The old gentleman stroked his gray
wtiskers tenderly, looked at the repor-
ter calmly, and said quietly: ''Joseph
Medill."
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Sheridan in Bronze.

The New York Sun says: Displayed
in one of the windows of Tiffany's store
during last week was the bronze part Of
the monument to be erected over the
grave of Gen. Phil. Sheridan in Airing
ton Cemetery, Washington. Mr.. SAM
uel Kitson, Of Washington, the sculp-
tor, has shown Sheridan's head In bas
relief. 1t represents his face as it ap-
peared during the last few years before
the summer of his mortal illness. Bet
ter than any drawing can show, the
bronze brings out the stern, resolute ex.
preston which Sheridan SO often wore
The lines of the face are strong withQlt
being fierce, and the whole pose of the
head, without seeming eoistiafn6d,'is
indicative of the deternainatiop: Rnd
ruggedness which were so characteristic
Of the aggressive soldier. He appears,
of course, in his generals uniform, and
upon his breast are four of the martial
decorations of the country.
Mr.. Kitson surrounded the medallion
from which is raised the warriors mead
with a wreath Of laurel leaves. The
work Of the casting foundry was so ac-
curate that these leaves have come
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from the plaster mould as well defined
as If they were most perfect petrifac-
tions. Their form and texture are
splendidly produced. This wreath of
laurel and medallion lie upon drapery
formed of the national flag. This is
gracefully arranged in folds, and the
effect Of the curves in heightened by
the rigid flag staff which diagonally
projects at the top and bottom from
beneath the drapery. Two corded tas-
sells depend at the left of the flag from
the spearlike top Of the staff.
The head, the, laurel frame, and the
background of the draped flag are all
one solid casting of bronze. The solid
piece will be placed upon the side Of a
monolith at the grave. Beneath the
bronze there will be fastened to the
stone the letters forming the name,
Sheridan
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-06-22
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE.

You can get any repairs for your
stoves at 186.l88 w. 7th st. Paul.
Is your title clear Read the "ad'
of the MINI. Title Insurance and Trust
Co., and find out.
Real Estate and Insurance, E. r..
Scallen, 327 Hennepin avenue. Room
66, Minneapolis, MINI.
If you want frst-class coal and wood
call on John Norton, room IL, Temple
Court. Telephone 314-2.
/: f i; ::Ihsataa.;:: 8: W::AcGrath, Top
Fl6of, Temple Court: Insure to-day.
.Eeu1: fire may come tc-mor:ow..
:.ifyou .ised: an;yim16. IN t6s |ias: of
job printing leave your orders with the
s.Irish Standard" Job Printing COM
pany.
Call on J. j. Mullane, 211 Wash
ington avenue south for every thing
you need in boots, slices, rubbers, etc.
New stock of goods and lowest prices.
Repairing promptly and neatly done at
reasonable prices.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-06-22
A Good Story Of Lincoln.

Youths Companion: A lawyer is
presumed to be always able to suggest
difficulty, no matter how seltevident
the case may seem: but the truly great
lawyer knows how to state q point 80
that even brother lawyer cannot start
OIL objection. According to the Yam
kee Blade, Stephen A. Douglas and
Mr.. Lovejoy were once gosslping to-
gether, when Abraham Lincoln came
in.
The two men Immediately turned
their conversation upon the proper
length Of a mans legs.
Now" said Lovejoy, "Abe's legs
are altogether too long, and yours,
Douglas, I think, are little short.
Lets ask Abe what he thinks of it.
The conversation had been carried on
with view to Llncoln's overhearlng it
and they closed it by saying:
ABE what do you think about it?'
Mr.. Lincoln had PARKWAY look, as
he sat with one leg twisted around the
other, but be responded to the question:
s'Think of what?"
"We}l we are talking about the prop
OF length of O. NUNS legs. We think
yours are too long, and Douglas too
short, and we'd like to know what you
think is the proper length"
"Weil,'7 said Mr. Lincoln, THAT'S a
matter that I've never given any
Thought TO, 50 of course I may be mis-
taken; but my first impression lis that q
mans legs ought to be long enough to
reach from his body to the ground.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-06-22
1.-THE IRISH for Roman

There is a happily still left one un-
failing source of entertainment at the
commission court, says the Dublin
Freeman. That source exists in the
remarkable personality of Mr.. Stephen
Roman. Indeed, the counsel on the
Irish side seem to fancy that Mr.. Roman
has been provided by the Times solely
with a view to their amusement and
recreation. This is, perhaps, not alto
gether Mr.. Romans own notion of his
mission in the case; nor is it shared by
Sir Henry James, whose principal duty
up to the present seems to have been to
repress the too exuberant manifesto
tions of needless and irritating activity
on the part of his junior. The other
day, however, Sir Henry James ap
peared to enjoy as much as anyone the
joke which came from the other side at
the expense Of his Junior. A witness
had been questioned as to someone hay
ing been denounced as miserable little
sprissaun, and Mr.. Atkinson turned
-ound and asked aloud what sprissaun
vas. Its the Irish for Ronan," whis-
7ered Mr.. Harrington to Mr.. Lockwood,
and that gentleman, turning round, re-
peared, with an air of great ingenious
ness to Mr.. Atkinson, "It's the Irish
for Roman" Mr.. Atkinson tried to
look grave, but failed abominably,
while Sir Henry James laughed con-
sumedly; and, worst of all. so did the
Times reporters in the vicinity of Mr..
Roman. That gentleman himself looked
daggers at MIR. Lockwood, who, IN a
few dashes Of the pen, turned out a fine
sdetch of ''Mr. Roman, otherwise known
as Sprissaun.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-06-22
A Mongol Fable,

Two geese, when about to start on
their Autumn migration Southwark
were entreated by a frog to take him
with them. On the geese expressing
their willingness to do SO if a means OF
conveyance could be devised, the frog
produced a strong stock Of grass, got
the two geese to take it, one by each
end, while he clung to 1t by his mouth
in the middle.
In this manner the three were making
their journey successfully, when they
were noticed from below by some men,
who loudly expressed their admiration
of the Device, and wonder which OF the
three had been clever enough to think
of it. The vain glorious frog, opening
his mouth to say. st was I!' lost his
hold, fell to the earth, and was dashed
to pieces.
Moral-Don't let pride induce you to
speak when modesty requires you to be
silent,
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-06-22
DIRECTORS.

DIRECTORS.
j. s. Coughlin, j. P. Rea, Martin Ring,
81. G. Clarke. Mathew Walsh, John
Goodnow, M. w. Nash, Richard
Welsh, Dennis Trainor, j. r, Corrigan,
VIM. MCMILLAN.
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The Offense UnpardonabLe.

Chicago Tribune: "Waldonia,' said
her mother, ''your little playmate, John
Lawrence Ticklowell, has not been here
for sometime. Have you and he quar-
reled!"
II have intimated to him, mamma y
replied the little Boston seyen-year-old,
"that T. can not associate with him any
more. I can overlook his habit of put
ting his napkin under his chin at din
ner," continued the little girl, wiping
off her spectacles thoughtfully, 'sfor in
minor matters Of this kind it is custom
airy among the intellectual to permit
some latitude, but he told nue. a fortnight
ago that he was tired of beans for a
steady diet.''
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-06-22
ELEGANT BOUDOlR CARS.
Running Exclusively on the Chicago
St. Paul and Kansas City
Railway.

The new Mann boudoir cars now run
ming on the Chicago, st. Paul and Kan
sas City Railway between the Twin Cities
and Chicago, are models of elegance and
beauty. They are a decided imvrove-
ment over the old style, being arranged
in smaller compartments. There are six
single rooms and three double rooms in
each car, but the apartments are so ar
ranged that they may be doubled or
made ensuite at the pleasure of the oc-
cupants. The furnishings are of highly
polished cherry and other fine woods in
attractive tints and the ceiling is Of a
delicate azure hue that pleases the
eye and taste. The cars are provided
with hot and cold water and other lux
urious conveniences which relieve the
tedium of travel. In fact they are yeri-
table rolling palaces. Berths in these
cars and tickets to all points East, South,
and West, can be obtained at the city
ticket office No. 1875 East Third street or
Union Depot, st. Paul and No, 3 Niool-
let house block or Union Depot, Mime
apolis
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1889-06-22
Mere SYMPATHY.

New York Weekly: Augustus latter
the ordeal ---''Now that we are engaged
l want to ask you question. Why did
you rush out Of the room when I began
to propose?"
Elvira-'' lit made me feel sorry
for the two girls down in the kitchen
whose lovers are too bashful and too
awkward to propose; SO I hurried down
and invited the two couples up into
the back parlor where the men could
hear how the thing is done.''
;'Ehf Then they must have heard
every word"
that doesn't matter, dear. There is
no danger of any breach Of promise suit
between us, you know.
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SUMMONS,

SUMMONS,
GTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne-
- pin Yss, in District Court, Fourth Judicial
District
Sarah J. George, Plaintiff, VS.. Seymour 8. George,
Defendant.
The State of Minnesota, to the above named
defendant:
You are hereby summoned and required to
answer the complaint of the Plaintiff in the
above entitled action, which has been fled in
the Office of the Clerk of said District Court at
the City Of MINNEAPOLIS, County Of Hennepin, in
said State of Minnesota, aud serve copy Of
Jour answer to said complaint on the sub
scriber. at IT, City of Minneapolis, in the said
County of Hennepin, within thirty days after
service of this sum mons upon You, exclusive of
the day of such service, and if you fail to
answer said complaint within the time afore-
court for a decree dissolving the bonds of
matrimony, now existing between you and the
plaintiff and divorcing her from you, aud giving
to her the care and custody of the minor chill
dren. Ray and Maria George. and for such other
and further relief as Justice and equity demand,
together with the costs and disbursements of
this action.
Dated May 7th, 1889.
s. NJ. FINCH.
Attorney for Plaintiff,
609 Wright Block, Minneapolis. MINI.
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eherih's Sale of Real Estate Under Judg-
mant Of. Fnrecinanra

SlerlH' s Sale OF neal hSCaCo UnQef Judg-
ment Of Foreclosure.
GTATE OF MINNESOTA, County Of Henne-
y pin. District Court. Fourth Judicial District.
Henry T. sattler and Jacob B. Sattler, Plaintiffs,
vs. Robert T.. Berglund and Caroline Berg
lund, Defendants.
Notice is hereby given that under and by
virtue of g judgment and decree entered in
above entitled action on the LIST day of June,
1889, certified transcript of which has been
delivered to me I, the UNDERSIGNED md Sheriff Of
to the highest bidds1 for cash on Monday the
forenoon of said day. at the front door of the
Court House, in the city of MINNEAPOLIS, in said
county and state, the premises and real estate
described in said Judgment and decree, to.wt:
Lot numbered four az of Siafter's re-arrange-
ment of block numbered four (4) of Wright's
addition to Minneapolis according to the plat
thereof on file OR of record in the office of the
Register OF Deeds within and for said county.
Dated June Sd, 1889.
JAMES H. EGE.
Sheriff Hennepin County.
By LEWIS G. sHEpLEY, Deputy.
FRANK r. HUBACHEK,
Attorney for Plaintiffs.
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Cards, letter heads, note heads, en-
velopes, bill heads, blank receipts, bank
checks, lawyers briefs, and in fact
everything in the line Of job printing.
neatly executed by the 'sIrish STANDARD .
Job Printing company, No, AZ Third
street south, rooms 81 and %.
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and healthy growth. Produce re-
mains steady, with fair average receipts.
and demand that is sufficient to keep stuff
moving pretty steadily. No change Is
noted in hides or leather. both of which ex-
hibit the dullness noted for weeks past.
Vegetables and both domestic and foreign
fruits are in fair supply. with good in
quiry. Apples are improving In quailty.
Peaches are becoming more plentiful:
Blackberries were abundant to-day, and
sold at reduced prices. All good stock was
cleared out early, but damaged and inferior
was slow of sale. and considerable stock of
that character was left in the hands OF con-
signees.
The fresh arrivals OF wheat are again mostly
In bad condition, falling below grade by reason
of dampness. Some complaint is also made OF
smut in wheat from the southern part OF the
State. Good dry wheat finds ready sale, but of
grades are entirely neglected Corn remains
about the same, with most OF the inquiry for
local consumption. The receipst to-day were as
follows: Wheat, $4,000 bu; born, 1000 bu;
oats none. The Indianapolis Market Report
quotes prices as follows:
Wheat-NO: red, $50; new No. red. I3@
74c; rejected, new, 64d6Sc; understandable,
56a6Oc; July. 76077c; August. 10 lac.
COrn-NO. / white, 3Sl2c; No. 2 white. CSC;
No. white, SO; if color 3sc; No. color, i2c;
No. 2 mixed, 35lac; No. mixed 35c; ear,
3412 IS l2c.
Oats-NO. white, 2slec; No. white; 26i9S
27c; No. 2 mixed, 24c for spot: rejected mixed,
81 l20 22c: rejected white, 24d2oc
Bran-Shippers are bidding $S.5o0S Per TON;
local dealers are paying at $9Gg.2o.
Hay-Choice timothy, $12; No. i timothy,
$1O.75O11; No. 1prairie, $707.5O. Straw, So.
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TRADING AT CHICAGO.
The Ups and Downs of the Market, with the
Range In Prices Of Leading Articles

AUG Ups 8n0 0oWnb VI THO u8TkeL, WIN tho
Range in Prices of Leading Articles.
CHICAGO, July 27.-The weather was
hot and muggy here to-day, and during
most of the session the usual Saturdays
quietness prevailed in the wheat pit.
Trade was enlivened little by the filling
of some New York buying orders. and pos
sibly some for foreign account, but local
sentiment was not sufficiently pronounced
in favor of either the bull OF the bear side
of wheat to create any enthusiasm or COM
petitive bidding. Upon the whole, the
feeling was one of weakness all the morn
ing. and . early the trading was
at prices fractionally below yesterday
closing range. Apprehensions of q squeeze
in July property were further allayed by q
sag in the price from SOl2c at the opening
to 19l4c. and, although n rally to about the
opening price quickly followed this break,
1t Is not believed that enough of a short in
terest exists In July to- be worth mention
ing New export business in New York was
variously estimated at from fifteen to
twenty-five boat-loads, and the news
caused the market here to brace up 1ac or
the last half of the session, and December
hung stubbornly around 794979ssc.
Corn ruled quiet the greater part of the
session. with occasional periods of tempo
rary activity. The market opened n shade
under the closing prices of yesterday, was
steady for a time, eased off little, recov-
cred, remained inactive and closed
nearly the same as yesterday. Oats
were quiet and steady, the market
being in the same condition as for several
days past. A comparatively light business
was reported in mess pork and prices
ruled irregular within a narrow range.
The feeling was easy early, and prices ruled
10c lower, but moderate buying later in the
day rallied prices 7l2110c. Near the close
the market was weak and prices receded
12l2a 15c. and closed quiet A quiet and
dull feeling prevailed in the lard market,
and the feeling was easy. Prices ruled .O2l2
a Csc lower. and the market closed quiet.
Trading was moderate in the market for
short ribs. Prices ruled irregular within a
small range. and closed quiet at inside
figures. The leading futures ranged as fol-
lows: