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How 40 Cured oytus.

New York Sun: This ERE athletics
and gymnssiums is all wrong" said the
oil man, rs he laid down his paper and
began to shuck q three-ply peanut. give
had a sample of it in my own family and
l know how it works"
Don't you believe in such exercise for
a young MANI"
well, the exercise may be all right,
but the fellers git false ideas in their
heads. Take my son, Cyrus, for instance.
Cy was a leetle inclined to consumption,
and ! rather encouraged gymnastics. 1t
wasn't three weeks atore he begun to git
sassy. gave him q lickin' one day, and
! could see that he didn't take it kindly.
He began to put on airs over
his mother, and when l cum to in,
quire around a little l found that
| Cy was on the box. He was a.holdin' up
his dukes and knockin' the boys right
and left. l overheard him taikin' to our
Bill about position guard break
away knockout and SIGH, and every
day he got sassier and ~sassier. He was
IS years old, but l allus lick my boys till
they are past twenty, l saw that Cy was
goin' to buck. Thar was Bill and Tom
and Jerry to be affected by his example,
and l felt that sumthin' orter be done.
One day We was koein' corn, and Cy was
off. / didn't mind it fur awhile, but
bincby ] got riled and said:
Seems to me you ar achin' fur a
lickin'.'
"'Mebbe l am, father he replies, as
cool as ice, but | shan't git it. I've bin
licked fur the last time
""Cause whyY' l asked.
""Cause I won't allow it,
Then | knew that the time had come
when he'd got to have sunthin' stronger
than boss medicine. He'd got the big
head on him tremenjus, and it then was
or never.
Suppose we walk over to the barn,
Cyl l ! eerlessly remarked as l finished
a row.
HE said he was my huckleberry. and
we dropped our hoes and went. When
we got inside we both begun to peel by
nut, a! consent, and Cy carried a grin all
over his face, He'd been put on to a
and he was calkclatin' on spilipg my
chawin' machine at the fust blow. He
looked the Jim dandy as he squared of,
~ ! - hASA hh'ASiPoASu tAS "uot. !
never fit in my life, but when we squared
off l was bound to down Cyrus. Says L
ICY, will ye quit yer sass and knuckle
if I don't lick se?"
"And he said: Father, raise yer dukes
a leetle higher, and look out for met
with that he tapped me on the store
room with one hand and cuffed my cal
with the other, and l sailed in. he gave
me one on the toothboX as l closed in
but after that the gate money was mine
l throwed him into the manager over tho
tanning mill and behind the CANARY, ant
l was going to run him through the corn
shelter when he hollered Enough ant
begged me to let up on him. 1t worked
a mighty sudden cure OF him
Swellin' all went out of hit
head that night and when l licked
him with conrstalk mex
day he was rs humble as a calf. Gym
%nastics is all right up to a certain pint
but when you get beyond it it's danger
Gus. S'posen hadn't come out on tol
of Cy! Why, cir, he'd bin blufin' M,
outer the house by this time. and prob
ably had a match On with Sullivan
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How's THIS?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fol
any case II Cntarrh that Cannot be cured by
taking Halls CatarrE Cure.
:. F.J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo. o.
we, the undersigned, have known F.. j
perfectly honorable III ali business trapsac.
tons. aud financially able 10 carry out any
obligations made by their Arm.
West and Truax. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo
Ohio.
Walding, Kinnan ~ Marvin. Wholesale Drug.
Gists, Toledo, Ohio.
e, II. Van Hoesen, Cashier Toledo Ns.loDs
Bank. Toledo, Ohio.
Halle Catarrh Cure Is taken t%nternally. act
Ing directly upon the blood and nSucus sur.
fnees OF the system. Price To per bottle
Sold ~ ali druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03
a Wife's tteamest.

"Charlie, dear said a nicc-lookiug
little woman to her husband, a wanl
to ask you q favor"
What is itP"
~ wish you would let me learn to
talk politics, chcwtobacco and swear"
Great Scott, woman! Have you
lost your mind?"
.tSo, Charley, dear. l just thought
! would like to make my society more
agreeable to you, 50 that yon would
stay at home evenings more. !Ns'-
chant Tanpeici.
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HER FIRST
Birdie Obeyed Hubby's Instru,
tions, but Hubby Never Smiled.

Birdie Obeyed Hubby's Instruc-
lions, but Hubby Never Smiled.
"Be sure to telegraph me as soon as
you arrive" said a young husband to his
birdie at the Broad street station. Ac-
cording to the Philadelphia Record, she
was starting on her first trip home TO see
her mother. Her mother lives ten miles
out.
81 will,'' promised the young wife,
sweetly, but l don't know whether I
have money enough"
ooh, send it collect Now don't for.
get. Goodbye"
Good bye"
Good bye"
The young husband gazed longingly
after tue train as it steamed out and then
he sadly returned to his place of business.
In half an hour a messenger boy pre-
scented the following:
"FRoG CENTER, Pa, 2 p. m.-George
Washington Blank, 43 Blank Street.
Philadelphia-My Dear George: l have
just arrived safely without any accident
at all, not the slightest. The train slowed
up at Jink's crossing and whistled, but
don t think anything serious was the
matter. 1t made my heart jump to
think how you would feel if anything
had been the matter, you know, but there
wasn't, not a thing, SO far as l could find
out. I got to thinking of you, and might
have been carried past my station if
Cousin Will-the one you used to be &c
jealous about, you know-hadn't been
on the train. He is visiting at mothers
and is handsomer than ever. He says he
hates you; but Of course that is only fun,
you know. forgot to say my trunk
came through all right. 1t was no trouble
at all. Cousin Will took my check and
arranged TO have it (the trunk, you know,
hauled up TO the house. 1t will have tc
Re taken around by the mill, because the
other road is blocked up, you know; but
you know, that will only take a few min,
utes longer than By the other road-tht
one that is blocked up. l mean. Well
! must close this dispatch, because telc
grams have to be short, you know. You
loving wife, ANNIE BLIFKlNs BLANK.
"(COllect SOY
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The Great Reiected.

Commonwealth: you greet that lady
with great Difference, Maud. Who is
she?' She? Why. she IS Mrs Foola-
cap. She is literary" What has she
written?" COB, she has Just had s story
rejected by the Atlantic"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03
oonsumption, wastina Dlse.ses

And General Debility. Doctors disagree as
to the relative value Of Cod Liver OIL and
Hypophosphites; the one supplying strength
and flesh, the other giving nerve power, aud
acting as a tonic to the digestive and entire
system. But In ScoTT's EMULSION Of Cod
Liver OH with Hypophosphates the two are
combined, and the effect is wonderful.
Thousands who have derived no permanent
benefit from other preparations have been
cured by this. Scott's Emulsion is perfectly
p~slatable and is easily digcsted by those who
cannot tolerate plain Cod Liver Oil.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03
4 Wiae Head.

New York Weekly: Pretty Daughter
Mother, when will l be of age?
Mother-When you are 10.
Cant l get married before that?"
Indeed you ahan't! Not q day"
Homely Daughter-Must l wait until l
am IS, too7
Mother-No-o-er-my dear. You
have such an old head on your shoulders
that l am sure you will choose wisely
Mari nwhen you like.
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Copsumption sure,v cn-ad.

To the Editor Please inform your cad
ere that 1 have a positive remedy for con
sumption, BY Its timely use thousands Of
hopeless cases have been permanently cured.
l shall be glad to send two bottles Of my
remedy free to any Of your readers who have
consumption If they will send me their e1-
press and postof1ce address. Respectfully
I. A. SLOCUM. NJ. G.. ISL Pearl St.. N. Y.
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Neither Bnu Nor Rear.

brakes Magazine: Elder Crossroads
SO, deacon, ye've got back from Twin
in the city, hev we?
Deacon Carryall (who has lost the back
farm in speculation)-Humphl
Elder Crossroads--Purty fine place,
s'pose. Make much money in Wall street,
deacon?
Deacon Carryall-Humph!
Elder Crossroads-No tense, deacon,
but which was you. a bull or a BARI
Deacon Carryall-Neither; I was q
blarsted' lorg cared, embarrassed jack.
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Poor, pretty, little, blue-eyed baby! How
he coughs! Why don't his mother give him
a dose Of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Upon a fair trial l find Salvation OIL the
hest cure for rheumatism l hsve ever known.
II gives relief more quickly and always does
its work. JOSHUA ZIMMERMAN,
Wetheredyille, Md,
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Pointed Questions.

Atlanta Constitution: The small boy
is a terror when he has an inquiring
mind. Such a boy strolled into an edi-
tors room the other day, and at once
proceeded to down the patient man at
the desk.
Are you on the paper?' asked the
boy.
Yes"
What do you do?"
Write for it,"
Write all the timer"
eyes"
Don't you do anything else2'
No"
Gust wait for somebody else to do
something and then write about it9"
yes"
UNI CALCULATED the small boy, with
a look of deep disgust, as he walked off.
The toiler at the desk did not laugh.
Never before had he felt so small and
mean. He had been made to see himself
from a new and original point Of view.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

Two English servants, Ann Warde and
i liza Wylne, went to a Salvation army meet
ing on Sunday evening, overstayed the time
when they should have been home, and, for
fear OF a scolding, tied themselves together
with a v wooden scarf and drowned themselves
In a canal.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03
Health is Wealth !

DR.. E.. C. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT
MENT, a guaranteed specific for Hysteria, Diz.
illness, Commissions, Fits. Nervous Neuralgia,
use of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental
Depression, Softening of the Brain resulting
in Insanity and leading to misery, decay and
death, Premature Old Age. Barfenness, Loss
of Power in either sex, Involuntary Losses
and Spermntorrhpa caused by over-exertion
OF the brain, self. abuse or over-inuulgence.
Each box contains one months treatment.
s100 a bo1 or six boxes for $500, sent by mail
prepaid on receipt of price.
WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES
To cure any case. With each order received
we will sen the purchaser onr written guar.
antco to refund the money If the treatment
does not effect a cure. Guarantees issued only
by =. HI. MOaRE. sole agent, Moorefs
Pharmacy, corner Fourth and Pierce Streets,
Sioux City, lewa.
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Sleepless Nights

"For a long time I was so nervous and worn
out that could not work. 1 tried many medi-
cines. hut none gave me relief until I used
Paine's Celery Compound. which at once
strengthened and lnvfgorated my nerves."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

why sh luld a man whose blood is warm
within his veins sit like his grandsire carved
in alabaster!" He shouldn't. He should stir
ar md and make something OF himself. One
of the best ways Of doing this 1s to engage
with B. F. johnson & Co., Richmond, Va.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

take a few lessons In modern warfare, rs
practiced in the West Indies. In pure fend-
ishness the dark continent bears no COMPARE
son to the dark citizens of the western ire
nublir.S
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

Mrs. NJ. Porter is a little, business-like
woman, who Is post trader at Fort Huachuca,
In Arizona. She has made 1T pay, travels
alone great distances, and is afraid Of moth
;rr
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

only q part of a bottle of Paine's Celery ON.
hound. and 1t has entirely relieved me OF
sleeplessness from which l have suffered
greatly,n MRs. E. AuTcLIFF, Peoria, Ill.
paine,s Celery Compound produces sound and
refreshing sleep. A physicians prescription. u
does not Contain one harmful drug; Lie n4.n-
ing else, It Is a guaranteed cure i9f sl,etie9>,
ness, II directions are faithfully followed
Sl,OO. Six iJv $500: Druggists. 80,
Wp,1s. RICHARDSON q &C, Burlington, Nh.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

Two Virginia youths recently fought
duel and fired forty-two shots at each othel
without either being wounded.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

VIII be sold, part cash, balance time, a
good newspaper and job printing office in the
finest agricultural portion of Nebraska. Rea-
son for selling, poor health. Address &c" care
Of INDEPENDENT UNION, Sioux City, Ia.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03
Here Goes,

Here Goes.
Munsey's Wees i: Georgs-Won'
you be mine. dear?
Clara-I think l should have to be hard
pressed indeed TO take you.
George equal TO the cmergen :y)-Oh,
if that's all. here goes.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

"A Cincinnati gentleman ia delivering
popular lectures on insect life. II is a topic
of less vital interest TO the masses than the
death of insects.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03
JOSEPHH. HUN TER $ $GSs2nSSS6t & $assH$EE DSE$H::

Australia has just made to a projected
railroad a grant Of 16, 600, 600 acres, or 2 ,0OC
acres a mile. The grant to the Pacific rail
roads in this country amounted TO about 6,40O
acres a mile.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

II afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell 1t.
25c.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

A New York grocer adycrtiscs his bust
ness by stenciling his name ana address in
r. d ink on every egg h. sells.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

DIR. Tanner, the faster, maintains that
tn growing use OF opium and its compounds
frequently produce syncope nowadays, which
leads to interment before actual death.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

For rheumatism.
The Latest. current Cures.

On Crutchcs. Fcrney, Tax, June %, 1883.
Was OF cru.ehes fror rhcumAtism for tnrss
months; one bottle st, Jacobs Oil cured Iie. Ms
return in two yssrs. ia. WOOD. J. ].
Since the War. Wayne5-ilie, o.. June &c, Is.
nd had fheusStisn since the wa- IL knee; .
year 60 .sa applications Ct. jacobs oilcr..d ne.
NJ starl tiace. L. LILBSH
No 81 ~. erssari,!s, .. Jaae 81. .sfs.
v I. 4 he foar ~ r:s.g, ssts : 0,tl 4 l.
~ H.. ~ Z t"!r&st. aecoi= III r.!ia es.
tl5ezreu >. 10 e. &c. - sERes ; & NE4i4a
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03
Paine's
Celery Compound

quickly quiets and strengthens the nerves, when
i%rritAted or weakened by overwork, excesseS
disease. or shock. 1t cures nervousness, head.
arhe dysnepsia. sleeplessness, melancholia, and
other disorders of the nervous system.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03
AFTERNOON TEA.
Said Mrs. @. to Mrs. D..

Mid Mrs. q to Mrs. n. Said Mrs. D to Mrs. {.
CTwas Der cup of fine Bohea): "Shes changed indeed out then, you eees
Orr rutyb ossaS yopder he putt aside objection,
Hast gained in look surprngly; md tried thatfa famous remedy,
She seems ms well IA well can Dc! Which did so much for you and me-
What is the cause 1 Wonder" @ Perces Favorte Prescription.
For srun-down" debiltated and overworked women, Dr. Pierces Favorte
Prescription Is the best of all restorative tonlcs. 1t is a potent Specllc 1of AL
those Chronic Weaknesses and Diseases seasssI Pee 4a lar % 0h MGm sass a. powerful M IN aone
cures weakness Of stomach, nausea, indigestion, bl ha veal back e nervous ayna
Tienced and skilhnl physician, and adapted m to wo mar de ef the s Organization
:'Favoie Prescription" is the only medicine for women sold by druggists,
under q posiiue guarantee OF satisfaction lin every case, or price SlIOl refunded.
This guarantee has been printed o the botle-wrappers, and faithfully carried
out for many years.
Copyrighted 1888 by woRIpsD spENsARv MEDICAL ASSOCIATIONS. Propneton.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03
Tones up the
Shattered Nerves

"Fortw W. years was a sufferer from nervous
debility. and l thank God and the dlscoveIcr OF
the valuable remedy, that Paine'S Celery Com
Mound cured ne. Let any one write 10 me for
ADVICE GEORGE w. BouToS, Stamford, conn.,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

Gust wait for somebody else to do
something and then write about itY"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-05-03

All crimson to the air, and sped again
Deep in the mighty bulk, and sharvan died.
Then Dermat gathered from the quicken tree
Great store of scarlet fruit, and turning, ran
Swifter than summer wind unto the hut
Where Grania lay, and put them to her lips,
And 10! the sickness left her, and she smiled.
United Ireland.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-07
THE ITALIA DRAMATIC CLUB.

The Thalia dramatic club will appear
at the Grand opera house tomorrow night,
and to judge from the patronage recently
afforded them at the Salt Lake theatre and
full house at Ogden last week, they should
certainly draw a crowded house. They
will present the operettas Of 1.-THE Monkey
"COurtship in Vermland' and valentine
Capers." a great portion of the music
being composed by Prof. Anton Peterson
is d guarantee that our friends will enjoy
a rich musical treat Mr.. Alfred Nilsson s
ability as an actor is well established. and
he will be ably assisted by Miss Hilda
JOhansOn and Mr.. Jesperson and com
pany of ladies and gentlemen well qualified
and trained. One of the features of the
entertainment will be the rich national cos
tunes and general thoroughness of the
stage preparations. The recent entertain
ment given in the Salt Lake theatre was
for the benefit of a Swedish family who had
been burnt out, and now in their efforts for
their own benefit they hope to see crowded
house, and assure the general public that
the entertainment will be in every way
worthy OF their patronage, and equally en-
iOyable to all nationalities. The box office
will be open at 10 o'clock tomorrow morn
ing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-07
PRESS SPARKS.

The word chestnut" in its present APP
| plication, is derived from the old adage
| lest not. Sun.
Love is generous sings the poet, but
nevertheless there is more or less Cupidity
connected with it.-Boston Post.
The difference between Ireland and a
| fashionable silk is that one is a green isle
and the other a nile green.-Spiccr.
Mater Familias-Bobby, stop that noise
RObert,i if you don't mind l will send you
out Of the room. Robert-But 1 do mind.
1 want to play here.
Miss Bertha, love you. VIII you be
mine:" Eyes certainly! Why else would
have been going to a cooking school for
a whole year, '-FliegeRde BLdtter.
If it is not out of order, we may remark
that President Harrison's first prOclama-
ton has an important Behring on our
northwestern boundary. - Philadelphia
Press.
After midnight lunch of mince pie a
citizen complained of horrid dreams, in
which he was chased by pirates ''Mince
pirates, probably calmly suggested his
wife.-Youtl's Companion.
Professor-''Can you tell me who was
Aristophanes, and how long he lived!"
Student-'rd like to accommodate you
professor, but the truth is l don't know
as much about him as you do -
Prof. Baird says: "There is nothing to
prevent a fish living hundred years" BY
Jocks, professor, if the other fellows are no
better fishers than we are, there's nothing
to prevent him living thousand.-B rdette.
You take basin of water, place your
finger in it for % or 30 seconds, take it out
and look at the hole that is left. The size
Of that hole represents about the impression
that advice makes on young mans mind.
-Burdettc.
Little sister (angrily)-''Now you do
what | say
Little brother-'I won't"
You won't Ell! Oh, don't I just wish
we was grown up an you was my hus-
band. Omaha World.
In one of our Sunday schools recently
the subject of the creation of man was un-
der discussion. A bright boy who had
cavilled at nothing which had preceded,
when the story of the production of Eve
was reached declared that he didn't be-
lieve word of it. For, said he, there was
any quantity of the same material that
Adam was made of lying around loose,
and don't believe God would have ripped
up Adam whom he had just finished just
to get rib to make Eve with.-Lowell
Courier
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-07

on the same evening the Scandinavian
Thalia club render musical and dramatic
bill at the Grand. Tuesday. nightEcOmes
the last performance of that recent big hit
by the Stephens Opera company, The
Daughter of the Regiment it will be
seen with all its previous excellence,
augmented by the experience Of the pre-
vious representations, and witlia ballad in
PRODUCED for Easton; without doubt many
of our conference friends will remain over
to see so notable an operate production.
Next are the near attractions of the
Salt Lake theatre, which as the announce
ment shows, lead off with ''Pecll's Bad
Boy Wednesday, and end in a flame Of
light with Albani on the 10th. Two-dOl-
lar rates will prevail for this great attrac-
ton, which is less than the madame's man
ager was inclined to make it. A little later
come Stephens new crowd in Martha, :"
the GorlinsRie-Krouse party with Mari
tana,'' the avorite tragedian Frederick
Warde, who IS sure of "a royal welcome
whenever he comes, and finally the latest
New York sensation, Little Lord Fauntle-
roy which will usher in the month of May.