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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

Probably Lalie did not know that; Lalie
is very young, you see. "
ST am past Is now" the girl affirmed,
pouting prettily and glancing snyiy at Or
ton, "and certainly that isn't a baby's age.
Do you think it is, Mo'sieu Orton?" ~
"Lalie %
"Laliel''
In one breath both father and mother
chided the girl, while at the same time
they were laughing admiringly and look
ing with wide-open eyes from each other to
Orton.
olives and little dry salt fish, with claret,
were served just then by the demure
waiter.
"For my part" said Lalie persistently,
"I am quite tired of being sucha very little
bit of girl. Really should like to be
called Ma'm'zelle Garcin, with low bow
and very deferential air.
"LalieI'
"Laliel'
Orton laughed.and the host and hostess
looked contentedly surprised at their daugh-
ter's show OF bolduess and spirit.
'She is quite spoiled, is Lalie, !" observed
Madame Garcin, presently as she
gave the signal for rising. "She has been
our only one and has not seen much of life.
The birds in the woods know as much as she.
Certainly she is little wild and untaught,
but she is good child"
"She speak Englees mo- fas' tan me-"
added Garcin in an undertone, "but she
shame, she scare wen she speak eet GER
tainly. I dom mo- wat at she scare wen
she speak Eat Engless. Now, myself, it
scare not me wen 1 speak Eat Englees so
veil. Feet ees not any shame to speak
eet"
They passed into the room where the
spinet was, and Lalie after while sang
some light songs, playing quite cleverly.
Her voice was not strong, but it had the
touch of wildness which Orton liked, a bird
like sweetness with quality of its own,
rare and engaging
The wind continued to blow from the
north during the rest of the day, so that
doors, now chatting with Lalie, now smok-
ing with Garcin, anon reading in an old
French romance that he found on the man
tel in his room.
AT night the wind fell. A calm of two
hours was followed by balmy breath from
the Gulf Soon it was warm again. Dinner
came at z, the table bearing a load of viands
charmingly served. The house was lighted
with myrtle-wax candles, whose family fra
grant smoke touched the air with delicate
film of dreamy individuality, so to call it,
at once gratifying and unique.
By the time that Orton sought his bed the
moon had come up and the air was full of
tender warmth. That night while the
mocking birds sang as if under their breath,
and while Lalie slept just beyond the wall
from him he dreamed of the Lily of
Rochon.
[Continued Neat Sunday.]
Cartwright 1880 nv Manrice Thomnson
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

assumes the cares and anxieties Of busi-
ness life it will doubtless be the case that
this exemption will disappear. A few cases
of the disease in women that have come uil-
der nv observation have been IN those VINO
had been obliged to buffet with the world IN
the effort to save themselves and those oe,
pendent upon them from dessituuon, ana
face of almost overwhelming obstacles.
WILLIAM A. HAMMOND.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
499-AN ORCHARD PUZZLE.

In one corner of a farmers apple orchard
stood three rows of three trees each which he
gave to his nine children. The following year
the entire yield from these trees was 1913 BUSH
els. and the farmer and his children noticed
this popularity about it: the yield from anv
three trees standing in a row was the same as
that from any other three also in row, whether
counted straight from side or dlagonally from
a corner. Mary's tree bore the largest and
Toms the smallest number of bushels Fred's
bore one busnel more than Susy's, and Johns
one more than Dicks. and Wills, Harry's and
Annals together bore 66 bushels. The girls
trees stood in one row. Find the position in
the square of each child's tree and the number
of bushels it yielded. ZOE.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
BOA DRUMMER's cHARADE.

1 had distant point in view,
And thought, as many others do,
That it would be discreet and wise,
In all ways to economic.
To an official then said,
'Can l tlOo one to Marblehead7
THAT" said he, you cannot do,
Unless you show me One-tIOo."
But when l told him had none
He bluntly said, ''I ou can't 90 one
1t was his duty to refuse;
had no right tt00 to use.
And so paid and onward sped;
went not one to Marblehead.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
5O6-INIrIAL CHANGES.

First, we have for washing ores the place;
Secondly, may mean a close embraces;
Third we do when drinking to excess;
Fourth, a promiscuous crowd or press;
Fifth, see a confused or turbid fix;
Sixth. place where dirt and water mix;
Seventh, to walk along with head inclined;
Eighth, a species of red earth ve find.
NJ. E. WooDFoRD.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
500-A BOX.

Think over all the boxes
That you have ever seen,
And all that you have heard of,
Then name the box mean.
Its lid was once uplifted
On an unlucky day;
Guess, if you can, who opened It
And what within it lay.
And then, when most its contents
Were scattered to the wind,
Pray name 20 me the precious jeSei
That still remained behind.
GEO.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
497--A CARD TRICK.

Pm ford of cards; like many men
My taste for them developed when
/ knew the difference between
The jack and joker, king and queen.
Although the pass cannot make.
Or any antics undertake..
In dealing once 1 turned knave,
When 10! on my astonished gaze
There burst a picture Of the world,
In panoramic view unfurled,
As if 'twere viewed from some balloon
Or empty crater IN the moon.
Should any reader wish to see
The picture that so puzzled me,
He'll find the task is not so hard
If he but turn the proper card.
WILLIAM WILSON.
fONTREAT OnEREC
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
HANDSOME PRIZES FOR MARCH.

The sender of the best lot of answers to the
puzzles published during March will receive .
beautifully bound, profusely illustrated single
volume cyclopedia of useful knowledge. For
the next best lot prize well worth winning
will be given. Send the solutions weekly, and
don't expect to get them all
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
5O2-DIAMoNn.

l. A letter. 2. Imperial ensign Of glooe,
with cross on it. g. A painters frame. 4 An
idle talker. 5. Covered with pustules 8. High.
ly effective. 7. Cities in Spain. 8. A coarse
woolen CLOTH 9. A letter. A. B. OK.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
ANSWERS.

492-Yard. ], play-yard; 2 yard-arm; navy
yard; 4. dock-yard; 5. shlp-yard; s, brick-yards
2, steel-yard: 8, coal-yard; 8. lumber-yard: 10
prison-yard; II, barn-yard; II front-yard; II
yard of 36 inches; Il, graveyard; ID golden
yard, the three stars in the belt OF Orion.
493-ACT1VITY.
494-Shad-dock.
4q5-Butteris (butter isl
496-M-on-key.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
THE FIRESIDE SPHINX.
A COLLECTION OF ENIGsfATICAL NUTS
FOR HOME CRACKING.

Address Communications for thfs depdTtTneN
to E. R. CHADBoURN, LeUiston. Aatne
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
5O1-ANAGRAM.
NELsoN1AH

Ny "WdrbEeT" is no singing bird,
Whose notes are soft and mellow;
For you Will find him, on my word,
A very noisy fellow.
NELsoNIAH
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
Try Il on uncle sam,. NAVY.

DETROIT Free Press.J
A Norwegian engineer locates leaks in a
ship while in dry-dock by filling the ves-
sci with smoke. The leaks are soon shown
by an escape of smoke, the process requir.
ing only 80 or 40 minutes.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

If you have not tried Salvation Oil YOU
should do SO, and you will be greatly sur
prised.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
1ONTREAL. QUEBEC.
498-NUMERICAL.

fJO-N q lubhIOALs
The 1,2.3,4,5,
In swamps is said to thrive.
The bark from this small wood
For 8, Z, 8 is good
Cures his ills; and tits said
A IUhoJe can mend his head
By sending him for 30 days
Where he will try to mend his ways.
Owl. 70
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
Poor Human Nature.

First Histrion : The great need Of the
stage, to-day, gentlemen, is higher and
more ennobling standard of dignity among
Its PROFESSIONALS In the words of our great
master, the immortal Shakesp-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
5O5-A YOUNG MECHANICS SPELLING

5U5-A YOUNG MECHANICS SPELLING
LESSON.
A boy was told to learn to spell the words IL,
the following list. He studied them carefully
rearranged them on his slate. and withouf
transposing letters in any word, was able to
find the name Of nearly every article in his
fathers shop. How many of these names can
you find?
Mercantile, Nomad, Ascribe, Dismal. Defle,
Honesty. Zebra, Aspen, Vellum, Catechise,
Gauger, Stockade, Shawls, Terrible, Rabbit,
Cilicious, Laxity, Advise, Haven. Enjoin,
Lethargy, Planet, Sham, Velvets, Awful.
]. W. HARNESS
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

PALINDRoMES.
Summer and AUTUMN.
Summer showers sylvan treasures
There we woke the pipe and tabors
By and Bye OF social pleasures
Rob all autumn mutual LABOR.
A Willing Helpn'eet.
We need no cook to read her book,
Or wait upon Papa;
To boil, to fry or broil for
An ample help. mamma.
"IRy speech doth ostroy thes.n
TELL me the city which
hail from, there's the rub
And something in his speech
SaEored OF the Hub.
And thus hooked the lad
BY phrases to let 60;
o slang Is not so bad
4 Boston SIGN also.
WIZ. WILSON.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
THE SWELL AT HOME.
How the New York Bachelor Out
shines His Partisan Brother.
GAUDY APARTMENTS DESCRIBED.
The Queer Habits and Freaks of Some of
the Young Millionaires.
AQUAINT COLLECTION OF PHOTOGRAPHS
WRITTEN FOR THE DrsrArcH.1

HE lich bachelors Of
New York are to my
mind the most comfort
ably and luxurious
ly housed men in the
world. I do not know
exactly how to account
for it. 1t seems to me
a condition of things
which exists only in
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
SOURCE OF DISEASE.
Dr.. Hammond Tells How Occupations
Affect Health.
He PROFESSIONAL AILMENTS.
How the Struggle for Wealth is Wrecking
the Active Men.
FANCIES OF THE VICTIMS OF PAREsIS
WRITTEN FOR THE D1spArcH.1


EOPLE well know that
certain occupations fol-
lowed by mankind are in
themselves preiudicial to
health. 1t is not, how
ever, so distinctly recog-
nized that there are 9th
ers which, though pos
sessing no unsanitary
features. are detrimental
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
cRAzEp BY eoop LUCK.

While it is true that general paralysis is
generally produced by disaDpointments or
reverses, yet such is not invariably the case.
One OF the worst instances of the disease 1
ever saw was in the person of gentleman
who, after many financial LOSSES, by
stroke OF sudden good fortune made several
hundred Thousand dollars. Here the sud-
den revulsion appeared to be the exciting
cause, for few days afterward the delirium
of grandeur made its appearance. He
stopped at Tiffany's on his way uptown,
and, purchasing large amount of beauti-
full jewelry, made his wife put it on and
walk up and down in front. of him while he
sat admiring her. The slightest service
rendered to him was paid for by 81, 600 or
more. In the course of one morning he
wrote 20 checks, each forever s., 900, which
he rendered to his servants for opening or
shutting door, bringing him glass Of
water, or handing him a chair.
General paralysis is rarely seen in women.
There appears to be no reason for this COM
parative immunity other than the fact that
their ambitions and struggles are not 50
weighty and intense as those which actuate
men. But as thesex enters into politics and
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
TOMATOES A LUXURY.

Copyright, 1889, BY Maurice Thompson.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

I suppose that there are no men on earth
more utterly lonesome and unhappy than
the bachelors of a big town. Everything
goes we'll with the first 40 years of bache-
lor life, but after he has passed that limit,
the crankiress he exhibits at all points is
almost beyond belief
Another bachelor who interested me very
much in the course of my more or less ex-
tensive acquaintance with New York and
New Workers was man who was known by
the name of Mr.. Davis. But Davis was
not his name, because ran across him
in London once at a dinner and he was there
known by his own and entirely different cog
nomen. One summer in New York friend
Of mine went to Europe suddenly two weeks
after having completed the furnishing of
small suite Of rooms in one of the most ex-
pensiye apartment houses in the city. He
The Irish standard., 1889-07-20

THE IRISH STANDARD IS the only Home Ruie
organ In the Northwest
Canes OF THE IRISH STANDARD WILL De Oh
sale at the principal news-etands IN TINS clty'
and by newsbovs.
Advertising rates will be made known oyap-
plying at this Office.
When writing matter for publication IN IHE
1R1su STANDARD be sure and sign your proper
name. not necessarily for publication out Us
guarantee of good faith.
Tn every instance correspondents Will please
be IS brief as possible.
To insure publication in the 1oloWlne ISSUE
If TIVE IRISH STANDARD contributions should
reach this office at least by " ednesdaY noon'
Subscribers will please be careful1n 6 wing US
their perfect address, and thus avoid any COM
n1ajnt through failure to receive their paper.
In changing your place of residence, notify us
immediately of the fact. and forward your 1ull
name, giving number and name OF street 10
which YOU have removed. also your former
address. --
Al, letters addressed to Manager IRISH
STANDARD, AZ Third Street South, Room So'
Will receive immediate attention.
Matter Of an official nature, such as Calls 1or
regular or special meetings of societies. memo
rial resolutions, etc., will be charged for Dytne
line.
The Irish standard., 1889-07-20

Iowa State Register a late report
OF the American Consul at Belfast
shows that the number of eMlgrants
who embarked at Irish ports during the
year 1883 was 1921, Of whom 1867
were males and 1854 were females.
OF the total number Of emigrants &c.
eos, or eighty per cent, came to the
United States. Eighty per cent OF all
the emigrants we're between the ages
of fifteen and thirty-6 the percentage
over that age being 81, and OF children
under fifteen years, 1919 These figures
make pathetic showing for the con-
ditlon of Ireland. They tell the story
of her declining strength. When an
army of almost so, 600 people move out
of q small country like Ireland in one
year it suffers terrible loss. Eighty
per cent of this number represent the
flower of youth and manhood and
womanhood. Over 10000 people, over
Is and not over IS years of age, turn
their backs on Ireland in single year.
They represent the vigor of young man
hood and womanhood, the class Of
people whose services are most valuable
to state or nation. These emigrants
are not the old and decrepit. They are
The Irish standard., 1889-07-20
THE cable informs us that seve

The cable informs us chat seven
Anglican clergymen were received into
the Catholic Church the other day by
Cardinal Manning. One of them had
been the principal of the Oxford mis-
sion at Calcutta. The internal troubles
of the churches Of the Anglican COM
nunion, no less than the trial of Bishop
KING for "Romanlstic" tendencies,
promises to lead as many great minds
into the church as did the movement
which brought in Newman anC Man
ming The fact that these clergymen
have been received into the Church by
Cardinal who has himself journeyed into
the true faith from Professionalism must
direct thinking men to the docIrin es
grounded on ChrIst's own words enun
ciated through the Church which he
commanded all mankind to hear.
The Irish standard., 1889-07-20

THE treatment of Father McFadden
of Donegal, by Balfour and his wicked
associates, since the murder of Police
Inspector Martin. is another example
of British hatred against Irish Catho-
lies Father McFadden was first ar
rested on a bogus charge of conspiracy
which was afterwards dropped. He
was then committed to Jail half a~dozen
times, without bail on the charge of
murder, which was eventually dropped.
This did not satisfy the hirelings of the
Castle. The charge of conspiracy to
murder was then preferred, but like
the other charges, fell fiat. Now that
the government cannot hold Father
McFadden, they propose to proceed
against the poor peasants, who are to
be tried before packed juries. Eng
lands claim to justice and right is only
claim, and it will take her many
years to rise from the plane of Russian
savagery. where her cruel officers have
placed her ..
The Irish standard., 1889-07-20
SATURDAY, JULY 20. 1889.
suPT. BRACKETS VICTORY.

sUPT. BRACKETS VICTORY.
The we'll meaning public are pleased
to see that Supt w. M. Bracket mas
come out with flying colors from the
wreck in which his enemies sought to
place him. He was accused of violating
the orders of the police commission,
and with releasing prisoners from the
Central station without an order from
the court. He met the charges fair and
square, and disproved them to the en-
tire satisfaction of the board. lie
showed how he had never received the
orders he was violating, and that the
orders to release prisoners from the
lookup were given after consultation
with the county attorney. MIR. Bracket
satisfied the commission that ne was
always ready to obey orders, and that
he never showed any disposition to DO
Otherwise. No one is better pleased
with the outcome Of the investigation
than is the STANDARD, for 1t always
regarded Mr.. Bracket as an upright
honest and capable man, always ready
20 do his duty without fear or favor
and for the best interests of good govern"
ment and good morals. This is the
kind of 8. man every taxpayer OF our
city wants to see upheld, no matter
what the saloon or the brothel have TO
saw against him. 1t is the wish of all
GOOD citizens that Mr.. Brackett remain
where he IS, though it is doubtful Ii he
will.
The Irish standard., 1889-07-20

WHEN matters were resu ming their
normal condition in police circles, after
the. general upheaval caused by DR..
KellY's misplaced affidavit, Josie
Wansch came from behind the curtains
and fired off an affidavit, IN which she
charged Superintendent Bracket with
being the cause Of many of her troubles,
No one believed that there was any
thing to the charges after they had
thought them over, any more than they
did DR.. Kelly's cratic statement, and
the more Of such charges and accusa
lions are made against Mr.. Bracket,
the more will his friends see what is at
the bottom of them. Mr.. Brackett has
lived too long in Minneapolis for the
people to believe any such trash about
him. If the statement came from a
The Irish standard., 1889-07-20

off lines in her behalf to some of the
aally papers. or monthly magazines. In
the last issue of the Nineteenth Gen.
fury, London monthly review, the
"Grand Cd Man, pictures in forcible,
while at the same time, clear language
the horrors of 1913, and the butchery
and tortures that have kept the Irish
people in slavery ever since. The Act
of the Union, he writes was as much
the cause of the terrible condition OF
affairs as anything else, but notwith-
standing that fact, IS Nationalist mem
bers of parliament agreed to accept the
Act Of the Union, provided it was mod
flied by the erection of statutory par
lament to manage lreland's internal
affairs. During the rising in '9S, Mr.
Gladstone writes, and quotes reliable
authors t. bear him out, that the insur-
gents never committed any overt acts.
While on the other hand The Kings
forces committed acts Of incendiarlsm,
plumber, rape and murder by the whole
sale. Their hellish deeds did not stop
at this. When a few thousand OF the
insurgents consented to surrender, and
when they had passed over their arms,
some 200 of them were slaughtered
without provocation Or excuse; messen-
gers carrying flags of truce were shot
down. BY order of Lord Kingsborongh,
two men who we're suspected of being
rebels, were taken before him, and
while his butchers were drawing the
sharp steel across the backs of these
men, his lordship passed away a dull
hour bv throwing salt into the cuts. On
another occasion, writes MIR. Gladstone,
t'some soldiers of che ancient British
regiment cut open the body of Father
Michael Murphy, after the battle of
Arklow, took out his heart, roasted the
body and oiled their boots with the
grease which dropped from it. What
wonder is it that the Irish people have
no love for the English government.
The treatment that the Irish political
prisoners are receiving to-day is not
much short OF the cruel and inhuman
treatment that overlook the Irish peO-
pie Of '8.
The Irish standard., 1889-07-20
DR.. KELLY's MISTAKE.

Investigations are always good when
ever there is anything to Investigate
but they are cumbersome and expensive
things whenever there is nothing to In
vestigate---at least nothing tangible or
which to base an investigation. This
is about the proper way to Look upon
the rumors of corruption that are now
af1oat regarding the police commission
If there were nothing but honest pur
poses behind the charges made by ex'
Police Surgeon Kelly, the public would
view the present troubles with alarm,
and believe there was something wrong
But, a desire to unearth che alleged
wrong doings of this local legislative
hody--if it be SO termed-cannot pos
sibly be the only motive that actuat6d
the police surgeon in coming out as ne
did, unsupported by any evidence what
ever. DIR. Kelly was a candidate foI
re- election last spring. He WAS
defeated, and that having learned, as
he said himself, that there was co1rup"
ton in the commission to the extent OF
$50 . month, and that he failed to place
his information in the hands of the
proper authorities, shows concluslyely
the animus of his misplaced atid avlt,
In which he charged Commissioner
Guile with being paid for his vote. Ii
DR.. Kelly had been the honest man that
he claims to be, he would have called
the attention of the proper authorities
to the matter as soon as it came to his
knowledge. Then again he would not
have so lar forgotten the date OF the
alleged interview with Comni ssloner
Guile, as to be 80 days astray, and seeing
that he was 80 far off the mark, would
have made a proper explanation when
he changed the date to April II. Fur
Their than this he swears that Supt.
Bracket, TO whom he reported the case.
laid the facts as represented to him by
DR.. Kelly, before the county attorney.
while Mr.. Brackett positively denies
having done so. Mayor Babb also den les
having had any report from Dr.. Kelly.
as the latter sets forth in bis affidavit.
Here are three points which DR.. Kelly
lost sight of, but swore to :hem just the
same. The inference is, that the ex-
police surgeon was in a hurry to say
!, omething. and without that reverence
which should accompany an oath, made
a great mistake and injured no one but
himself. He was evidently sore over
his defeat for Office, and failing to
secure reelection, had to do some body
an injury to ''get even," but in doing
this he injured only himself and pre-
vented the unearthing of something
wrong, if there was anything rotten in
police circles. This at least is the view
the public take of what they term a
'scomplete 6zzle."