The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1889-08-15
PlTH AND POINT.
Navy Plugs-Oid sea horses
Cut rates-The surgeons Zee.
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Navy Plugs-Oid sea horses
Cut rates-The surgeons fee.
Flies everywhere. Even time die
Dead reckoping-Tlc ualer,,k-I
bill.
Forced politeress-Bowins to -.
;ity.
A solid man-Thc ossifed african a,
dime nuseum.-Maa and Elpes
Very few persons can held thcirou
on their first sea voyage,-Bo,,oa CvrrI
The march of righteousness should
played on an upright piano,-Blear|
.imeracdn.
"All things will come to him Vi
waits" The dry rot, for one thia,-
PhiJdoelphid Press.
He-"Come, now; let's kiss and n,,
up" She-"No, sir; ] WON'T H,I
"Well, let's kiss anyhow. "-Sonarl.
journal.
"How can I get aheadl' asked q al
boy of a pessimist. "By raising IS
bages," was the consoling repy.-Ja
York Journal.
Wrestling is by no means confined d
animate things, as everyone knows I'd
has ever seen ships spar, sea fight u .
ballot box.-BaLim0re Amaima
We observe that a young man who N
arrested for attempted suicide by JUMP
ing into the river has been 'baled ID
by his friends. ."-Nunsey'S WsGsy.
They sat within the parlor din
And fretfully she said 10 him
~ wish, dear John, that you'd behss
II not, l wish that you would shave
Boston Counr
uWhat shall l call my phyr Sak
the man who had stolen ore ftOn d
French; and his friend advised hh
call it Elijah, because it was translatd-
.Si%b,gS.
"Have you a cigar about your "M
I don't buy any now.' "What. q
why, thea9" "Because want 70 bst
you of the habit of smoking. '-Fbqai
Biaetter.
wonder no more you rc,ain your bloom
And grow So sleek and fat.
When YOU ask us much Tor Lay hal be4fs7 |
As your landlord asks Tor the hat,
--NelU YORK SL
Bridgct-"Enjoy slapc, is III n
minute l lay down I'm aslape' an n|
minute I'm awake | have to gd p
Where's the time for enjoying sag J
come in I'd like yez to tell meF-lN
The burglar sneal;ed silently into the -
The housewife awoke with q cry;
She didn't assault him with pistol or bTSa-
She conducted him to the mince pc
Washington Cfs |
Visitor-'I presume it was beis
you were sadly tried by adversity tbdg
are confined here" Prisoner-"S'i II
was because l was tried by gfIss
jury that couldn't be bought. '-oAS'|
World.
1t is said that the hogs in this cou'g
are double the value of the sheep Il
that the reason why the railway ~
monopolizes two seats in car while -
sheep-faced man is compelled to 'a''
--Svtings.
When you go TO the circus
Take care what You drink;
Look not on the Lemonade
When it is pink.
"where's your pa, sonny "S|
out" "Ma in2" "No; shes ".
"Brother inl" "No; he's out IiSa ,.a
you're the only one inl" NAV ! ~
ihS three out, side out; I'm Just E' 4
bases. ."--BrOoklyR Eagle.
A youth who resided In Leicestel
Blew into patent lung leicester
But he stopped with sneeze,
For with Limburger cheese
The machine had been stuffed BY ~
leicester. "a.
Washington Cn'E
Frank-''The deuce he did
wnat did the General say9' KsteT
pa said that if / married young bD
he'd cut me off with shilling, fisA
"Bravol Go it, Ellabyl And dls N
mention met" Kate-"Yes, IT.
dear, l did. Papa said that il ! m1
you he'd cut me off without 0'S
Time.
"Papa," said Amy, hesitatingly' III
must confess something. Hany
had arranged to elope tonight Nv ps
conscience troubled me, and w.
to tell you, and spoiled it all. :" ~ ~
not spoil it," replied the fond psl
'go ahead and elope, but never '"
knew it. 1t will save the expense
wedding, ,"-Harpsr's Bdsar.