Evening journal., 1889-09-06
ITEMS OF INTEREST

TuF Patent Adjustable She (after
the '.yes'9-sDut this beautiful solitaire
is too large. BE (sdjusting an invisible
spring with the deftness oflons practicel
-"Ohi pardon me, my darling, lour
sweet little finger is so much sma'''sr.
There, now, it is a perfect fit, isn't it2'
She Undoubtedly )--"Y-e-- Detroit
Free Press.
Ross has removed from l16 Market
street to his new store 210 Market with a
large stock of latest styles of Hats, White
Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned If goods are not satisfac
tory
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HAVE been troubled with catarrh
from boyhood, and considered my case
chronic until about three years ago
procured Ely's Cream Balm, and count
myself sound to-day. All from the use
Of one bottle. J. r. Cooley, hardware
merchant, Montrose, Pa,
p. M. Barber has used Ely's Cream
Balm for catarrh in his family and com
mends it very highly. A lady is recover
ing the sense Of smell. A Tunkannock
lawyer, known to many Of our readers,
SAYS he was cured Of deafness. Pitts
ton, (Pa.l Gazette.
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STAGE MANAGER" Great snakes !
Stop Don't move that scene yet. Supe~-
cts most time Don't touch il.
Juliet is there dead in the tomb, If you
move that canvas it will let in draught
and she'll sneeze. New York Weekly
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THE record Of cures accomplished by
Hoods Sarsaparilla can never be com
pletely written. The peculiar curative
powers Of Hoods Sarsaparilla are sue
cessful when everything else has failed.
1t your blood is impure, your digestion
out Of order, tIy Hoods Sarsaparilla.
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Now, which OF the great men Of the
past would you rather be, RobertY asked
tho teacher after long and interesting
talk on the celebrities Of history. None
of EN-, replied Robert promptly. "None
OF them9 Why notY' Cause they're all
dead '-Binghamton Republican
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] PROPOSE to institute five minute
iale in this town, /. O., that Is, sell every
shing at retail at twenty per cent. .ss
than cost for the space Of five ,n,,ias
each day. Time TO be compu "A n, citv
Hall clock Would like rs,,s,I3 .sos ~ ,yitb
my many thousand .ssrons yg,sr,y n rsgard 't, 10
the matter =, A CHArMAN. Seventh
ana Orange street.
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A Child VINO had just mastered her
catechism Confessed herself disappointed,
because, She said, Though | obey the
Fifth Commandment, and honor my
papa and mamma, yet my days are not q
bit Longer in the land, because am still
put 10 bed at o'clock Times Of India.
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FwaRENBAcHs and Stoeckle's Beers,
Fo0rd Bottling Go.
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RoBT. Smith's India Pale Ale, ky
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Go.
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| SIuMBERFR-- Here, let me alone, will
your Mosquito (who has been feastinl
on him) sSay don't be 30 proud. I've 60
plenty Of your blood ia my veins. Law
renee American
Prices Of lots at Creston are still yer,
low, and those who buy now win real
the profits; SO monthly. Office, III
Market street.
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BLOOMINGTON merchant ito delinquent
customer)- )-"Can you change twent,
dollar billT ID. C.-"Why certainly
Here's the change" Merchant-"T Thanks
That is Just the amount Of your bill
Here It is, receipted. - Bloomington Eye
WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard
Davis, No. 8 East Second street.
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BERaEER & Engel "Tannhaeuser" Beer
Foord Bottling Co.
''HAyE you heard that an America
heiress, worth million Of dollars,
coming over here on visitT Baro
lover head and ears in debt)-"By Jove
Then must 60 and have my hair curled.
Berlin Tagzeitung
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DIR. DEHARpT's pennyroyal pills 81
Sold by druggists; also by mail. 203 \
Ninth street, Philadelphia. Ladies b
ware of limitations
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