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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10
AUCTION SALES FUTURE DAYS.
Sale for Partition.
]. Mclaughlin & Son.
AuctiOneoeS.

Under and by virtue Of an order of the Superior
Court or Cha ham county, passed on the I'd
day OF December, 1852 In the matter of the
Application OF JAMES =. BURNS for parti-
ton, and JOHN J. BURNS. CHARLES T.
BURNS. MARY ANN THEUS aud MAR
CELIA BURNS, tenants in com non, will be
sold before the Court House door, in the CITY
OF savannah. Chatham county. Georgia. on
the FIRST TUESDAY being the 9Th day, OF
JANUARY, 1880, during the legal hours Of
public sale:
That lot or parcel of land in the county OF
Chatham. and state OF Georgia. and in the city
OF Savannah, known on the plan of said city as
the northern one-fourth OF lot number thirteen
Crawford ward, containing twenty-five and one.
half feet on East Boundary street, and running
back TO an alley, and bounded on the north by
Perry street, on the east by said alley, on the
south by the remaining portion OF said lot
number thirteen, and on the west by East
Boundary street, together with the improve
ments thereon.
And also that other lot Of land in the city of
Savannah, county of Chatham, and state OF
Georgia. known as a lot of land in said city on
the southeast corner of Hail aud East Broad
streets, having front of sixty feet more or
less, on Hall street, and a depth of one hun
bred and thirty feet, more or less on East
Broad street. in that part of the city of Savan-
nah known as Atlantic ward, bounded on the
north by Hall street, on tho east BY Mill lot, on
the south by lots number %, "a, 90 90 and 80
Atlantic wari. and on the west by East Broad
street together with the improvements
thereon.
Terms cash; purchasers paying for title.
ALEX II. Mcdonnell,
WILLIAM l.. GlGNILIIAT,
JOHN MCLAUGHLIN,
Commissioners.
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Great Slaughter Sale Continued


OF clothing, hats, shirts, trunks, ETC., by
THE Famous" to continue until everything,
if possible, is sold. The Broughton street
store not being fitted and ready for occupa-
ton, and removal is therefore postponed.
The rush for bargains during November
was immense, and hundreds of purchasers
praise "The Famous for the money they
have saved. This postponement of my
moving will benefit the public in having
the chance to supply themselves with rare
bargains. The slaughter is to go on, and
the goods are TO be sold regardless of cost
If you have the least idea of the value of
clothing, the prices at which l offer my
stock will convince you that | mean bust
ness. Fine dress and business suits, as
stylish goods as any made to order, aud
nine times out of ten will fit you better
Overcoats, elegant assortment of cashmere
and dress trousers, no better goods any
where. Boys suits and overcoats, large
lot of extra large waist trousers extremely
low to clear out--in fact everything is
offered below the cost of manufacture, or
at a saving to you of from 25 to 80 per cent.
Call and examine my goods and prices
before purchasing elsewhere, or you will be
sorry for it after ward. for you will see your
friend and neighbor buy so much cheaper
than you have. "The Famous" IA Con-
gress street, cor. Whitaker, Savannah, Ga.
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English as She is SPOKE.

Plain, correct Englisheis not INDUCED in
by everybody; in fact. there is big ma
jority who slip up more or less in the daily
use Of the queens English. We are speak
ing very plainly, correctly and emphatic
ally when we say that 2. P. P PTckly
Ash, Poke Root and Potassium is the very
best blood remedy extant for rheumatism,
govt, dyspepsia. syphilis. scrofula and all
skin diseases. It is furthermore decidedly
powerful and efficacious tonic, and as a
builder up and reviver of impaired man
hood and womanhood is unrivaled. For
weak, worn dawn women particularly it is
a Godsend, and brings happiness to hun
dreds of households yearly. All druggists
sell it,
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ONE OF the most successful Newspaper
" Stories Of recent years is jacobs Wife, -
by ADELINE SERGEANT, the Author OF mo
Saint" and other well-known Library II 'sSor-
ties The originality, power, plot, sensation,
Jacobs Wife" sufficiently account for its
ncceptabiity wherever published. MISS SER
GEANT followed up her first good fortune with
Under False Pretenses, Martin Deveril's
Diamond" and 'Roys Repentance" all Of
which have palpably hit the popular taste, in
creased her circle Of admirers, and rendered
her position in the world Of letters both secure
and enviable
mence in January and extend over the usual
period Of six months, one instGllment appear
ing weekly.
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PUBLICATIONS.
THE NEW YORK TRIBUNE
FOR 1890.

rs SOLDIER STORIES,
With prizes of $3.50, $3.50 and SIS for the best
three Veterans are invited to write. All
stories paid for that are accepted. Send for
circulars describing the competition.
40 BRILLIANT CONTRIBUTIONS
By such eminent men and fascinating writer's as:
Andrew Carnegie, Mrs. John A. Logan,
John J. Ingalls,, George w. Cable,
Chauncey ii. Depew, President VIM. Pepper,
Gail Hamilton, Rev. DR.. ]. r. Paxton,
T. V. Powderiy, Albert Griffin,
S. @. t. Dodd, Josiah Aliens Wife,"
Judge A. W. Tourgee, Fred S. Talmadge,
Senator W. NJ Stewart, Kate Field,
Erastus Wiman, Rev. e. e. Hale,
Bishop Fl. c. Potter, Henry w. Grady,
/. c. Russell, Ernest Whitney
Prof. j R. Solely, U.S.N., Marshall P. Wilder,
w. NJ. Grosvenor, L. E. Quigg,
Emily Huntington, NJ Y. Beach.
PAPERS ON FARMING
In addition to our regular agricultural page,
being long articles carefully prepared by ex-
perts on particular branches of farming.
NOVEL PREMIUMS.
Send 2cent stamp for one 20-page illustrated
catalogue, describing not only all the beautiful
prizes and premiums, but all the special
features.
SAMPLE COPIES FREE,
Weekly 81, Semi-Weekly So, Daily $40.
Club Agents have special Inducements offered
to them this year. Prizes worth 81 440 will be
given away for the largest clubs. Send 2-cent
stamp for our 21page catalogue.
THE TRIBUNE, New York
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LEGAL SALES.
CHATHAM SHERIFF'S SALE.

CHATHAM SHEklFt'b SALE.
FINDER and by virtue of mortgage fl. IA
~ issued out of Chatham Superior Court,
in favor of ORLANDO T. LEMON VS. EDWIN
A. FULTON, l have levied upon the following
described property of the defendant, to wit:
All that tract or parcel of land in the city of
Savannah, county of Chatham, and state of
Georgia, known and designated and described
upon the map or plan of said city as lot num-
Der eighty 1907 in Cue ward, said lot being
bounded north by Henry street, west by Jeffer.
son street, south by lane, and east by lot mum
Der eighty-two 1922 in said ward, and having a
front on Henry street of twenty-five feet, with
depth from Henry street running south Of one
hundred and five (l05) feet
And will offer the said above described prop
erty of EDWIN A. FULTON for sale at public
outcry before the Court House door of Chat
ham county, in the city Of Savannah, on the
FIRST TUESDAY IN JANUARY, $780, during
the legal hours of sale, to satisfy said mortgage
q. ia.
Terms cash; purchaser paying for titles
JOHN T. ROMAN,
Sheriff G. Co
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DRESS GOODS What we said be-
fore about this department we repeat
and It Is that our stock is larger, fuller
and better than you are accustomed to
seeing in Savannah. Every body says so,
and 1t is so. Now for the Bargains.
Forty-inch, all wool, BLACK CASH
MERE at A5c yard, absolutely worth
55c.
Forty inch, all wool, BLACK CASH
MERE at 55c 65c, 75c and ST. worth re-
spectlvely Csc, Zoe, SIC and $l.l0.
All wool, BLACK HENRIETTA at 75c,
s5c, 81 10 and 81 -.
SILK WARP BLACK HFNRIETTAs,
full AZ inches wide, at 81 rs, 81 50 and
$175.
A full reduction of 90 per cent. has
been made In this line during the Bar
gain sale. Don't put of your selection
too long.
PRIESTLEY'S BLACK DRESS
GOODS AND NOVELTIES - In all
wool and silk and wool, suitable for
mourning. Exclusive styles in Plaids
and Stripes in all wool, and silk and
wool for second mourning, at prices rum
ming from 45c TO 81 % per yard.
Splendid value will be offered in
BLACK GROS GRAIN DRESS SILKS at
the following figures: 75c, CSC, 81 IS,
81 IS, 81 % aud 81 co.
In BLACK FAILLE FRANCHISE we
will offer at Csc. 81 10, 81 rs, 81 10, 81 Us
8 80 and up TO ~ 80 per yard, supe-
rior value TO anything of the kind ever
shown in this city.
Especial, " "a inches GROS FAIILE at
81 %, worth 81 65.
COLORED FAILLE FRANCHISE in
all the latest tints, three grades. Csc,
81 10 and 81 % per yard.
CoLORED SURAHS, in all desirable
shades, from SOC TO 69c
NOVELTIES IN TRIMMING SILK,
comprising the latest designs and color
ings In Plaids. Stripes, Brocades and
Tinsel effects In Armures. Surahs and
Faille Franchise, atprices from Csc to 80
per yard.
HEAVY RED SILK PLUSHES in all
colors, and usually sold at Toe and S5c
yard, will be SOC this week only.
Thirty -one grades Of Plaid and striped
DRESS FLANNELS at prices never be-
fore heard Of for the same grade of
goods, viz: 1:c, BIC and 24c yard re-
spectively.
One lot wool filled HENRIETTAS, in
all colors, at &c per yard.
One lot 36-inch. all wool, TRICOTS
at 36c, reduced from 45c.
One lot 42-inch CAMELS' HAIR
SERGFS at SOC. really worth Coo,
One lot 42-inch INVISIBLE CHECKS
at 4Sc. reduced from 55c.
One lot 54-inch FLANNEIiS at Soc,
regular price 60c.
One lot 5tinch TRICOTS at 45c,
never sold under Csc.
54-inch FLANNELS, CLOTH FINISH,
at Coo. roc and SOC, worth SOC, 9Oc and 81.
5i-inch LADIES' CLOTH, three
grades, 81, 81 10 and 81, worth 81 IS,
81 80 and So so.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10
The Rochester,

Inc great unapproachable lager beer, is a
very fine beer of rare purity and excellence.
~ has fine, bright, clear. sparkling APP
pearance; has very fragrant and most
agreeable taste. Cali for Rochester Beer
bohemian Brand, and take no other.
Made only by the Rochester Brewing
company of Rochester, n. Y, and sold
Gniy IN bottles. For sale by John Lyons
= Co.. J.. McGrath, s. W. Branch, w. g.
lynch.
Wholesale Agents, Lippman Bros, sa-
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CHATHAM sHERIFFs SALE.

DY virtue Of an execution issuing out of
- Chatham Superior Court on q foreclosure
Of g laborers lien in favor Of T. B. MARSHALL
against NJ. S. COSULICH, trading as NJ. s.
COSULICH & CO., have levied upon the fol-
lowing described personal property OF the de-
PENDANT, to-wit: ONE PAIR DIAMOND EAR
RINGS. And will expose the same at public
outcrY for sale to the highest and best bidder
on the FIRST TUESDAY IN JANUARY, 1880,
between the legal hours Of SALE before the
Court House door of Chatham county, in the
city of Savannah. Terms cash.
JOHN 7. ROMAN,
Sheriff G. Co., Ga.
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Advlce 10 ndotuers.

AiRs' WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP should
ways bensed when children are cutting
[eetn' 1t relieves the little sufferer at once;
r. produces natural. quiet sleep by reliev-
Is ,he child from pain, and the little cherub
aAes as bright as button" 1t is very
eosAnt to taste. It soothes the child, soft
s zee gums, allays all pain, relieves wind,
81 suItes the bowels, and is the best known
49,; ior diarrhoea, whether arising from
4 bttig or other causes. Twenty-Five cents
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Phillips Digestible Cocoa

Is a valuable substitute for tea or coffee. 1t
nourishes, while they only stimulate. A supe-
rior drink for children and for nervous and
delicate women. 1t is different from all other
cocoas. All druggists.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10

Oak, Pine and Lightwood.
i've removed my wood yard to corner
[Hue% street and Savannah, Florida and
'Vern railway, Telephone7T. r. b. Cassels
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10

syev,a 10Y take after your father1''
h these trousers were hls'n before got
- AeF see he's bigger'n me.-.Ne,e York sun.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10
AUCTION SALES FUTURE DAYS.
Commissioners Sale
for Partition.
Id. LaROChe & Son, huctioneers.

Under and by virtue Of an order Of the Superior
Court OF Chatham county, in the case OF
CHARLES w. LUFBURROW, ct al. petit
TONERS for partition, passed az the December
term, 1859, Of said court, the undersigned
Commissioners will sell at public cutlery be-
fore the Court House door Of Chatham county,
at the place OF public sale OF sail county, on
the FIRST TUESDAY IN JANUARY NEXT,
being the 9TH day of said month, between the
hours OF II A. N. and P. NJ, the following
property:
The eastern half Of lot No IL, Brown ward.
and improvements. consisting OF a three story
brick dwelling house. situated south side South
Broad street, between Drayton and Floyd
streets.
Lot No. 80, Brown ward, and improvements,
consisting OF a brick dwelling house on the
northwest corner McDonough and Floyd streets.
Lot %, jackson ward, and improvements,
consisting OF one large frame dwelling fronting
south on Liberty street, between Jefferson aud
Barnard streets.
Lot No. 49, Columbia ward and improve
ments' consisting of 90 two small brick dweIl-
ings on the southwest corner YORK and Price
streetsi also one o. store and dwelling on the
corner YORK street lane aud Price street.
SAID lot No. 10, Jackson ward, being subject
10 an annual ground rent payable 70 the mayor
and aldermen OF the city Of Savannah OF S17 %.
Terms cash. Sale subject TO Confirmation by
court. Purchasers paving for titles.
]. DRAYTON LARoCEiE,
JORDAN +. BROOKS.
WIN. NJ. DAVIDSON, JR-,
Commissioners
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10
LADIES cLoAKs AND WRAPS

LADIES CLOAKS AND WRAPS
These things are in season, and we have
made them more than ordinarily at
tractive this week by marked reduc-
tons. These goods must go, and this
will show you how ii is to be done.
FANCY STRIPED NEWMARKETS
we have sold all season at 81, now s.. A
better grade at IS so, you get this week
at So. Something better yet, that easily
brought S12, may be yours for 50 60
Elegant Black and Colored BEAVER
NEWMARKETS' considered cheap at
SIS, will be sold for even $40. We want
everybody TO see superb line of Plush
and Cloth Walking Jackets as well as
Astrachan and Plush Shoulder Capes.
The Misses and children too. are all
provided for, and we will fit them out on
on the same line of reduction from
former prices.
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Administrator 5 Sale.
BURNSIDE ISLANDs
By ]. Mclaughlin & Son.
On TUESDAY, 9TH January. 1890, before the
Court House.

BY virtue Of an order granted from the Hone
orable Hampton l.. Ferrill, Judge Of the Court.of
Ordinary Of Chatham county. Georgia. will self
at public auction at the above mentioned date
and place, during the legal hours of SALE one un-s
divided onequarter interest IN that certain prop
erty known as Burnside Island. containing three
hundred acres, more or less. besides The huns
muck or marsh lands pertaining thereto situa-
ted on Burnside and Vernon rivers, with all thas
houses improvements, buildings, appurte-'
nances thereto belonging, or In anywise apper-
tanning. Sold for the payment of debts and dis.
trbution of the estate of tho lats ROBERT
SCHLEY JORDAN r. BROOKS,
Administrator estate Robert Schey, deceased.
! Terms cash; purchaser paying for titles.
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SHINGLES.

TrsE our CYPRESS SHINGLES, T. 5 and
inches wide, at 37I6c.. 6216c. and s7lSc. per
bundle cash; prices according V guanty IL, Tus
sale at the mill by VALE ROIAL MANS-
FEATURING COMPANY.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10

~ EORGIA, CHATHAM COUNTY. - Whereas
" A. MINIS has applied to Court of ord
nary for Letters of Administration on the
estate of ANNIE L. MOALE, deceased
These are, therefore, to cite and admonish all
whom it may concern to be and appear before
said court to make objection df any they have)
on or before the FIRST MONDAY IN JANU-
granted.
Witness the Honorable HAMPTON J.. FERRILL,
Ordinary for Chatham county, this the I'd day Of
December, 1889.
FRANK e. KEILBACH,
Clerk q q & G.
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fNALL at LAROCHE & SONS, 1853 Bay street,
" and select a fine lot at Sackville, 30 feet by
100 feet, within a mile from extended limits OF
city, near City and Suburban Railway, for S25;
81 per month till paid for, without interest; no
charge for papers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10
RATTLE.

n ATHLETIC French clock will be reiIie
IL this Tuesday evening at O'Clock az A7
Hall street.
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EMPLOYMENT WANTED.


A GENTLEMAN, with his wife, child and
IA servant, desires board in good family
where there are no other boarders. good
price will be paid for suitable accommodations.
Address BOARDER, News Office.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10

WANTED, General State Agent to open Office
w headquarters in some principal city, as
sumo exclusive control of our business, and
appoint local or sub agents in every city in this
state. Goods well known, staple as flour. in
universal demand and pay net profit of so to
100 per cent. Address, with credentials, THE
UNION COMPANY, 744 Broadway, New York
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10

WANTED, a good nurse, white or colored.
w without incumbrance. Apply 1873 Cor
don street
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FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

A NEAT new cottage, and well located lot on
N the river front at Tybee for sale. Apply at
80 BRYAN street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-10

OK 000 To LEND, on real estate, in
eCIOs OUU AMOUNTS 20 suit the borrower
rates reasonable. Address INVESTMENT -
care OF Morning News
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~-~~--~~~~~---~O~-~-~.-~1
BOARDING, IS Abercorn, southwest corne
ID st. Julian. Select board with Handsomely
furnished rooms.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-30
Sue LOST HER GARTER.
Fretty Miss in n Store who Adver.
tises for n Silk Elastic Band

'Lost-Elastlc garter (black and
whitel. with silver buckle, near Clark
and Washington streets. Please
return to-State street and get re-
ward"
Such was the advertisement that a
reporter happened to light upon the
other morning.
Curious to see how the owner would
receive the finder should the discoverer
prove to be a man, the wicked repor-
ter called at the address given and
asked for the young lady who had
recently been separated from a portion
of her wearing apparel.
In answer to his query a pretty
young blonde came sailing toward
him, with a smile on her lips and a
bright bit of color in her cheeks.
Just behind her stood a group OF
girls, their eyes sparkling with keen
| appreciation or the humorous side OF
the situation.
| ANGELS and ministers OF grace
defend u.s." CALCULATED tie now thor
oughly frightened reporter on catch
ing sight of this formidable array.
When the fair and blushIng blonde
had approached she was asked:
"Are you the young lady who lost
her-er-er."
Yes" was the reply, "and here is
the mate to It." producing large
garter similar to the one described In
the paper.
"Wel, 1 represent a friend" said
the reporter, "who found an article
very much resembling this one. My
friend, however, Is too diflident to
present himself IN person, and asked
. me to call and see II the two were the
same"
This one" he continued, "seems tC
be an unusually large one, and think
is much wider than the one my friend
/ found.'
|, "Oh, this one has been stretched
more. that is ALL" eagerly responded
the blonde. "You see, this one goes
: on my right
e II didn't catch that last, ;" said thu
5 reporter, innocently bending forward
: and preserving a grave face "Wha
: did you say?"
81 didn't say anything" said tn,
d blonde, blushIng furIously, "excep
o that this one is more elastic than TIT
t other. which makes the difference II
their sizes"
"How did you come to lose it?" sait
the reporter, gently toying with IN
i silver buckle.
s 1T Just Sllppeu Oh, ieCAou-
. "Slipped OF. did you sayr"
mo, l didn't mean that. L mea
!. the buckle became unfasteued and
y dropped Off"
is lis it customary" pursued the re
20 porter, after u respectful interval G
n silence had followed, 'for ladies' I
, decorate their persons with such cost
:, articles as thesep"
IL ''Oh, didn't bry Jhem," replle
IS the blonde. "You see, they were give
0. TO me- by a young. Look her
ce I'm busy. 1 can't talk TO you an
IA longer, and II you will tell your frien
, to bring that around here viii gI'
him a reward"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-30
Diyine's Startling Figures

4 good English divine, goingto snow
the advantage of a life like eurS IN pre-
ference to one like Methuselah, accord
ING to the tradition, has made some nS.
ures that are startling. lie SHOWS that
il one of Noah's boys, after the famous
flood had lived TO be 500 years old,
having his first child at 80 and last
when 47O, and allowing for one addi,
tion 10 his family each three years, and
supposing them all to live, he could
gather about his ample board az the
last I47 sons and daughters with
rsasonaple degree of prolific bearing,
his grandchildren would number be,
tween IO. 900 and l., 900, and the whole
little family would be the two figure:
added together. This estimate IS nod'
crate, if monogamy alone oe cons.ueisH nu 81.
But under a polygamous system ln'
figu-es would swell enormously. SOM
Of the consequences possible under suel
| n state of affairs are appalling.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1889-01-30
SIceU.
ne settles everything except

Time settles everything except
taxes.
There may be room at the top, but
only one at time can spin II.
santa Claus is not the only man who
is forgotten as soon as his gifts are
given
II dangerous place is where no one
ever gets out alive, what dangerous
place this world is.
No man likes to go alone, even TO be
hanged.
Dying is like falling in business; IN
both cases you are putiuto the hands
of a receiver.
The Lord loveth a cheerful Eiver,
but the cheerful giver has seldom any
thing TO give.
There is nothing in this world as
large as pain.
The fact that genius is short-lived
makes I'll men respect early deaths.
Justice would probably be less ilshy
if there were less said about heI
scales.
A rattle or lottery is only spoken OF
as a gambling house by those who have
tried it and lost.
The sobblng of a 200 pound woman
is said to greatly resemble the tremO
| ling of a volcano.
A funeral procession mile long Wi!
not make the man any more of hero
! in heaven.
What brilliant things we might sa,
If we could plan our conversation
beforehand.
Everything that is up in arms is no
a warrior; baby for instance.
And Enoch walked 400 years wit
] II a. finer
was a walk for you.
Indian Summer might be very ar
propriately called pride; 1t always goe
before Fall.
a man who can strike street car
Kansas ought to invest In a lotteI
ticket; he would be lucky enough
win.
"I'm all right now," a man sa'
yesterday, "but tremble for the futur
; am about TO get married, and yC
7 can't tell what a married man VI
/, do"
The man who says he does the be
= he can and does wrong, is simply
liar.
d; No reward has been offered for I
!, return of the flight OF fancy.
u 4 foolish lover is like the coupon
! a pass-void If detached.
Two young men who were leani
. against lamp post at an early no
:, this morning and singing 1--WE Wol
d Go Home Till Morning." got ratf
i more of 1t than they wanted.
> policeman cana along, and they VOL
go home for ten days.
sS The only creature on earth that
u u tell with any certainty what the q
a a will bring forth is the street car mu