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The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01

Palmer proceeded to
address tho senate in
eulogy of tho great
statesman. He spoke
Of Gen. Cass as one
who, more than any
other, had been iden-
titled with tho in
fancy of Michigan,
and who had defended
her in war, guided
her youthful foot
steps, laid down rules
Of conduct for her,
had brought order
out of chaos, had
twhen separated from
her by occans) still
chung to her as his
home, and fondly
looked TO her soil as
Tho duet NTH .vl,sol
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01
A Terrible Misfortune.

II is calamity OF the direst kind 10 teei
that ones physical energies are failing In
the prime of life--to feel nerveless, morr
dispirited, weaker every day. Yet this u
the unhappy lot of hundreds who surround
US. A source of reneweds strength which
science approves, In behalf Of which multi
tudes of the debilitated have and are even
day testifying, and which in countless In
stances, has built up constitutions Slapped
by weakness and infrmity and long unben-
eftted by other means, surely commends
itself to all who need tonic. Hostettere
Stomach Bitters Is such medicine--pure,
botanic, soothing to the nerves, promosiyc
OF digestion and a fertilizer Of the blood
Dyspepsia and nervousness--the frst q
cause, she second a consequence of lack OF
stamina-depart when course of the Bit
tiers is tried. All forms of malaiial disease.
rheumatism, kidney and bladder trouble,
constipation and biliousness are annillilated
by this standard family medicine.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01
The Formulation Of owosso

Is about 800, and we would say at least
one half are troubled with some affection of
the throat and lungs, as those complaints
are, according to statistics more numerous
than others. We would advise all our read
ers not to neglect the opportunity to call on
their druggist and get bottle of Kemp's
Balsam for the throat and lungs. Trial size
free. Large bottles soc and 81. Sold by
druggists.
De Lesseps in France knows how to re-
duce ''an enormus surplus" so it will stay
reduced.
Those who wish to see ice in August will
saw ice i'm February.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01
had Blaze nj Montreal.

MONTREAL, Feb. 1S.-Tbero wcro two fires
here Saturday which caused loss in tho ag-
gregate of about $4,000. The first blaze
destroyed the foundry of Peck, Benny & Co,
loss, 800, and the second wiped out Nc
Douglas grain elevator. During the fire two
faces appeared ut ono of tho elevator win
dows and thon disappeared, but it Is not
definitely known who they were or wheth~
they escaped
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01

the dust with which THE CAss STATUE.
his own was to comminglc. After n review
Of tho public service of Gen. Cass, Mr.. Palm
or said that be knew of no public man who
had filed 10 many places in the economy of
life--teacher, explorer, negotiator of treaties,
governor, pioneer, lawyer, legislator, mar
shall, soldier, diplomat, secretary of war,
senator, and secretary of state, in all of
which positions Con. Cass had acquitted
himself surprisingly well
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01

DIR. Williams Indian Pile Ointment il the
only SURF cue for blind, bleeding or itching
plies Der discovered. 1t never fails to
cure 6M chronic cases of long standing.
Ju,ige Coons, Maryville, KY, says: ''Dr
Williams Indian Pile Ointment cured me
after years IF suffering" Judge Coffin
bury, Cleveland, Ohio, says Il have found
by experience that DIR. Williams Indian
fife Ointment gives immediate and perm
anent relief We have hundreds of such
testimonials. do not suffer an instant
iongeg. Sold by druggists at so cents and
u per l0x.
The United States Senators are determ-
med 10 help the President enjoy his last
weeks IN the White House. They passed
rifty-two pension bills on Friday.
The native hunter Is paid 40 cents for
gcOd zeal skin. but by the time ii gets
worked up into a seal skin sacque 1t knocks
hg hole in bank account
When Gen. Harrison announces his Cabi-
net the Democratic AID Mugwump editorial
forces will have to be reorganized and set at
something else.
The heather. too, are liberal. new
Buddhist Temple to he erected at Kioto
will cost S3. 600. 900.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01
Why Should 7

not have confidence in that which has done
me world of good? If you had suffered
years with liver complaint and got cured by
using Sulphur Bitters, would not you too
have confidence id them? j. r. Nash,
Hotel Winthrop Boston.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01
For sale.

The Board of Education desire to sell the
Iron Fence, enclosing the Union School
in whole or in parts. to suit pur-
,hasers. Enquire OF John Goodwin, near
grounds. +. V. SMITH,
Secretary.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01
THE STATUE OF LEWIS CASS.

siichigan's Contribution to the Congress
sional Statuary Hall.
WASHINGTON CITY, Feb. l9.-When tho
resolutions accepting the statue of Lewis
Cass to bc placed in the statuary hall in the
capitol, was reached in the senate yesterday,
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01
Guardian Salt.

In the matter of the estate of Clyde ). Mason
and Mary l. Mason, minors.
Notice is hereby given, that by virtue of a
lioense to me granted by The Probate Court in and
for the county of Shiawassee. in the state of
Michigan, ON the 26,h day OF January, A d. 1850
I will sell ut public auction or vendue, TO the
hg est bidder, At the front door of the court
house il he city Of Corunna in the county of
Shiawassee. and state aforesaid on The 23d day OF
Of that day, subject IT, all incumberancp by mort.
gage, right Oi dover aud honest cad right of the
widow oi said deceased all The following described
Seai estate to wit: The north part o. the west hal
sTD OF the east half 4 of the south east quarter
(Al of section No. seventeen M in town seven
north OF range two EAST containing ten acres Of
hsah The sane being in the township of OwossO.
Shiawasse county Mich.
MARTIAL MASON, GUARDIAN
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1889-03-01
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Eusklen's Arnica salve.

The best salve in the world for cuts bruis-
es, sores, ulcers. salt iheum, fever sores,
tttter, chapped hands, chilblains, cOrns. and
all skin eruptiOns. and positively cures piles
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Price 25 cents per box. iOr sale by ParkiN
~ Son.
Texas farmers are blowing and getting
ready for spring planting; but they have
had quite wintery weather and two or three
snow storms within the past two weeks.
Itch, mango. and scratches on human or
nimals cured in 80 minutes by WoOlfOrd's
anitary Lotion. This never fails. Sold
by Il. A. Laubengaycr, Druggist, Owosso,
Mich.
The Galena saluted Legitime and the At
land has just saluted Hippolyte. Go it,
woman; go II, bear.
The chances are that DR.. lie Caron will
never again like the society," nor the climate
of Chicago.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-04-21

q, ,bo nav that snobs love- this tender
and almost supplicatiDg Minna more !nsn
I could ever love Effie, with ner capriceo'
her feminine tyrannieo, her pie''y ca
actions and demands.
81 am not engaged to Miss Eastyork'
said. eff you mean that" ,.;u,
81 do mean that" returned Mlnna'
With her face still close to mine:
saThen you are wrong" l said, and the
orob died ont within me for little space,
and took Minns III my arms and Kissed
her lips. ,,.,
"I love vou.n said Minna, and her eyes
ware full of melting sweetness.
Then the snob woke again, Dear MIN
ma y said, rising and putting her WIN
gentle force away from me. u am not
worthy of you! am not, really"
She rose az rose and faced me. Her
1ins were trembling, her eyes bad kinoled.
"You care for me more than you care
for Effie E.styork" she cried, under her
breath. ,1 sc
"Yes. - I answered, with betrayal OF
"Then. y cried Minna miserably, why
have you deserted me so long! JONI
Blank, if you care for me, why haven
you given me sign, word to tell me
that YOU did care all these weeks {"
"All these weeks2" 1 repeated wretch
eddy. f.Lou,
You saw YOU love me- If you really meant
that vou-you would soy more"
"More, Minna ?" said, receding from
her She dropped her eyes and l spraug
toward her as she did so. l forgot tne
snob in me to such an extent that nung
both arms about her and cried
"Minna, Minns, have never loved any
woman on earth but youW
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Y Y.

But l had now gained confidence. l
had begun to feel myself in my element; l
drew the aroma of frivOlity into my lungs,
as the war horse shifts the scent of coming
battle Such promotion as that which
had lately received from Rosenblatt & 90.
could not bat transpire, and before l had
been in the rooms of this new host ten
minutes no lees a person than Harlemfat
himself had given NE cOngratulatory
shake of the hand.
"Greationes Blocker told me about it
to-day" he said, in his nice, suave way.
cts immense for a man of your age.
What an enormously clever chap you are
to be so fixed scarcely two years after you
have left college! It's place of such i'm
portance, old chap, that men three times
your age would be delighted to secure it. "
"Do you really think SOP" I responded,
making my face grave and placid, and
avoiding anything like an eager smile.
'Of course I think So" declared Har-
lemfst. "LoOk here, ~ he went On, with
a sudden burst of confidence that made me
feel as if the heavens were opening upon
me TO flood me in glory, between our
selves, Blank, Miss Esstyork was good
deal struck with your appearance and
your manner the other evening at the Ad-
irondsck Smiths. She may not have
shown you any particular civility, but it
isn't Fife Eastyork's way to show any
fellow very much civility, don't you
know, on first acquaintance. Still, to
be quite frank with you, think that if
you tried there again and talked little
discriminating nonsense, Miss Eastyork
might show herself about as civil as she
knows how to be-"
1 had the feeling of knot that climbed
into my throat and threatened to choke
me. Snobs have Just the same feelings as
other people under circumstances which
piercingly appeal to them.
II should like to be as civil as l know
how to Miss Eastyork," I answered.
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4 sNOB's AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
BY EDGAR FAwcETT.
CONCLUDED
XII.
A little Later I found myself ceasing t

little later found myself ceasing to
-oc-e+ that Miss Jenny Blocker was either
;ll.Iookipg or dull. The willy snob in my
hosom asserted himself cogently. My
,os,ess mad spoken of society" with an
easy familiarity, very much as if it were
M more an august subject than rainy
5av She had mentioned that she had
,ever met me out" and l had candldly
sgreed with her on this point. But soon
afterwsrd it had occurred to my snobshlp
that I might turn this careless regard OF
great social privilege into golden personal
profit. ,.t.od
lightly upon her own ancestral quallncs-
ton TO be seen everywhere IN the sristo-
cratic world. Perhaps the authoritative
neysopages of that world held her IN discs
feem. Il might even be that although
Bleecker she was a "wsllhOwer." l bad
6eard of wsllfo @ers. And in that case
might il not be to her interest II she
should succeed in securing iutroductlons
tor an outsider, ike myself! Sne an
doubtedly had the power. But would she
use it? She seemed to set no great store
upon it. Possibly no one had ever yet
asked her to use it.
Her slanting proved brother was IN the
drawing loom for half hour or so, ana
then babe us good night, saying that ne
was going to reception.
ooh. yes" exclaimed his sister, laugh
inelv lust before GrsaJones took his de-
paTsure. ''he's going TO enc ofthe stupidest
plsces on earth, Mr. Blank. l wouldn't
On I went to one of them once. They re
eegular Friday evenings all through the
.esson The Macdougals give them
tbree old maid sisters-down In Wsverly
place. They are old Knickerbockers, aud
think 1t is a sin TO entertain, except In
the style of fifty years ego. They invite
you at half-past eight and expect you to
leave at eleven"
"Only think ofitp 1 interrupted. Mean
while | reflected silently: What bliss
even TO 90 10 the MscdOugals, if one has
no more brilliant Endorsement. For the
Macdougals are swells, and to be seen at
their houses is infinitely better than not to
be seen at all!'
N "They have nothing but weak
lemonade in agrest family punchbowl and
little macaroons in an old fashioned cake
basket" continued Jenny Blocker, quite
hilariously.
II don't 90 for lemonade or macsroous, "
answered Greatjones as ne disappeared
through the door way; II 60 for something
much pleasanter."
"Oh, yes" called his sister after him;
''you 90 on account of Rose Jerseycity"
Rose Jerseycity! What an exquisitely
Datrician sound the name had l had
learned all about the Jerseycitys. They
we're family of the most unimpeachable
Knickerbocker pedigree. How happy my
friend Greatjones ought 10 be, going to the
Maciougals' old family mansion, with
Rose Jerseycity waiting for him there!
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-04-21
XIX


That night, after leaving the EastyoIk
dinner, l wrote long letter to hinns
Pratt.
She never answered it.
had grossly Tilted her and she recog
p;zed the sombre fact. In about three
months from that time became the hus-
band of Efie Easiyork. Oar wedding was
a marvel of taste and splendor. The pop
ulsr voice decided that Fife had by no
means married a mere fortune hunter.
Nv Rosenblatt record had become widely
known. have no doubt but that the
Rosenblatts liked my patrician marriage.
They sent me most valiant wedding
present TO testify their appreciation of the
notable union which had made. And
now after months of matrimonial expert
ence. I can record that this union has been
a happy one. Happy? Yes; because my
wife does what she likes and do what |
like.
AS a persistent and unhinching snob
have attained my full purpose. | am
married TO a woman worth many thou
sands; am q social leader; so is my wife.
Nv proudest hopes are realized.
DO i EOmSllIueS Nllluh VI IAiAA" "HN VI
what might have been?
Well | will not admit it if l do. Efie
is always charming; we live the life of
fashion; we entertain and are entertained.
No snob in widest dreams could expect
mere than l, the snob who has greatly
desired and greatly achieved
Here ends my autobiogr ply. Few
snobs can end one so well. Have l my
grim memories? Agreed. But who has
not? Still, if you think me a stolid and
Improbable snob, in any way quarrel
some against his destiny, drop In some
evening upon Mr.. and Mrs. John Blank
and dine with them. Your cut Of roast
beef shall be palatable, l warrant, and
against the married snob who carves 1t
Won shall have no reason TO rebuke his
lack of skill.
Perhaps, knowing the history OF his
effort and success, you may be visited by
reflections as to the irony Of the whole hu-
man problem. But that is question OF
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-04-21
BOB BURDETTE.
Quaint Sayings of q DrOn HumOrist.
RroQklm Enl.s
ECHO IS REQUESTED TO ANswER.

Br00t.ln EOg.e.
ECHO Is REQUESTED TO ANSWER.
Dol think there is any thing practical
about the school Of journalism at Cor
nell University" Mr.. laxative Do
think ,hers is any reason for the existence
of such school? Young man, 1 am not
going to answer such foolish questions.
Tell You what you 90: You go out and
make a speech on any subject, 1 don't
care what-anywhere from ten minutes to
an hour and q half long, and then see what
the morning papers say you said Then
come and tell Us if you think a man needs
any preparation or special education to fit
nim for the duties of journalism. Don't
ask u about IL. GOask the men-OratoIs
ministers. statesmen-whO have read long
hand reports Of their eloquent speeches,
and have then sat down among the ashes
and poured dust upon their heads and
cried, and cried, and cried, and cried, and
cried, and cried.
ENOUGH TO SCARE ANYBODY.
A traveller says that in some districts in
the Clngo region the horse is 3 curiosity,
at oaca wonderful and terrifying to the
natives. Ha. after a New York man gets
enough docking, clipping and trimming
his horse, the animal would be a curiosity
anywhere. z. SIS is his master.
UEDoSE.
They bid me laugh and with miTthSOme WileS
And the laughing tests OF the free and gay,
They seek TO cal 10 my face the smiles
They mock the Joy that is FAR away.
They bid me sing with the merry crowd,
But the hooking chorus goes on and on
How can laugh when the heart is bowed,
And the back suspeuder button gone
FITS LIKE EPILEPSY.
''The Browning" collar is the latest
thing in mems neckwear. 1t can be worn
buttoned under the left or right ear, o.
under the chin, OF at the back of the neck,
with both points turned up OF down,
either one, doesn't make a CENTS difference
which; and the maker challenges creation
10 find a neck that it will OF will not fit.
To ia sold for two shillings because there is
no cents in it.
MUSIC IN THE ALB.
Il see, said R0llO, as ne glanced up
from his Eagle, "that al Indian band has
left the Sioux reservation. What does that
mean?N
why, il means" said Rollo's Uncle
George, ''that the Sioux couldn't stand
'em any longer and run 'em off to the
mountains 70 starve. And there's a new
band practicipg about two blocks down
this street that ought to be served in the
same way, and If we had half the good
taste and nerve the Sioux nation has we'd
soon run EN- out I'm in for it..
But. " said Rollo, "the paper says they
we're followed a short distance, but disap-
peared in the direction Of the Buttes."
well. said his Uncle George, that
was the boots the outraged Indians threw
at the beggars never heard an Indian
band, but once heard an Indian sing, and
a band may be lust awful"
do they play tunes?' asked RollO.
NO said Rollo's mother, softly,
they play hairs; just simple hairs"
And Rollo said he thought be caught
the malsdy.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-04-21

your own personal metaphysics. II d..
not concern either the quality of your , TOss
beef or the engaging character of Mrs T SHaI
Blank. But pray Dir nothing metapbvs GuI
land least of all pessimistic) when yo5 ' 5;s
with us. Neither Mr. Blank nor bia 49,. ~
liant and amisble wife cares for fba ,'
species of entertainment. ua'
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-04-21

Start with the letter A in the shads
and move one space at time in any 5,,,.,--.e
reaching the central space IN the leas. rcs.SS,,
number of moves The only condition a .S..ss
with each additional letter 1t must be r0s.',
form common English word. Thus. we 80
with the article "A, There are five s0us-s. -..
either of which We msy NOV next fj-mir, -.
word "pa," ina "as," lat, =" ar" IAN r.
moving into the third square the additions -
ter acqnired must combine in some way viii +.
two letters already acquired 10 form a comm.
English word. J. Il. FEzASDE
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-04-21

Columbia scquaintances who CHANGED to be
among the guests. But none OF . 1nsm a Io
so, and several times was on the POM
of buitonhOling one Of then, especiaiiy
during the supper hour, when - the IO,.o Mer
were Of necessity brought closer .og y"-,o
about the Wand laden tables. But some
how all my efforts mad been futile. Just
So noT was VA a about to place my hand on the
arm ar of this or that former fellow student It
he y would glide in another direction. Could q
concluded that they must form result OF
circumstances alone-that goddess whose
culver will to-day be full OF unIucky az
rows and tomorrow most hsrmlessly
empty. Still. if either H1rlemfat or Perth
Amboy or Hudsonby meant deliberately
to shun me then I was determined ina'
they should have the chance otrudely snuO'
bling me into the bargain.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-04-21
No. 1264-Enigma.

EutSiSN AoA A441t.l
In ancient times-the days Of Old
We oft were decked in g ms and gold.
And many gentlemen with pride
Discussed our merits true and tried.
But since, we've fallen in disrepu.e
And oft are trodden under foot,
And yet we're often sought with Gaze
To trim the dress and deck the hGi.
We're with you when the fields are ,-,-s
And often hide among the corn;
And yet the labor we have done
Could ne'er be rated meath the sun.
We're often with the busy thrOrg
That in the city moves along
Or in country cottage neat,
Seeking some maiden shy and sweet.
We're often plunged III crime and sin
And misery follows where we've been
And yet you wear us on your back
A heritage you never lack.
ADV
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-04-21
No. I265-Trsnsposition,

The center Of a church transpose
To that which tells how the wind 60Es
II.
Transpose dingle or a dell,
And have, TO cleanse the person WEI
BITTER SgEI-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-04-21
No. l2s7-A FroIicsome Fellow.

As droll as any one can be
Is that queer fellow, Ole-two-hfet
Who often shows his funny ways
In the Italian comic plays,
Where he may caper, sing, or dance
Or like tlCO thee may yell, perchalCe
Or he may frolic, jump, and run,
Till he does one, or gets trO 0ng
And he is such a one -tOO-mOrph
He may a giant seem or dwarf
NEl,JSIAy