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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
Smallpox In Illinois.

CHICAGO, September 28.-An outbreak
of smallpox, which may prove quite se-
rious, was reported to Dr.. Porter, of the
Lake View Health Office, last night.
Tho patient is John Welter, aged ii, the
son Of wealthy parents.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
Harry Flann Gets Five Years

PIrTsBURG, PA, September % Harry
Flann, the young teller of the Marine Ma
tion al bank of this city, who was convicted
of embezzling $4,000 was to-day SEN
tenced to five years imprisonment in the
Riverside Penitentiary
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
Grand Army Parade.

READING, PA, September 2S A grand
reuniOn and parade of Grand Army Posts
OF Western Pennsylvania took place here
to-day. Seventy Grand Army Posts from
all over the State participated and over
1900 men marched IN line.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
THEY ARE GIANTS AGAIN.

New York Takes Another scant Lead Of
Boston.
CHICAGO, September whitney's
error in the eighth to-day lost the game
for the Giants, it allowing VanHaltren to
score the run that tied the game. Score:
Chicago go...--........-...:O 0 o 0 o 2 o o. 2
New wYork.....-........-2 0 o o o O. 2
Earned, New York 2, Chicsgo 1; errors.
Chicago !, New York 3; hits, Chicago 7,
New York 8. Pitchers, Welch and Hutch
insOn. Umpire, Bowers.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
The New smokaIss. Powder.

VIENNA, September 2S.-It has devel-
oped here that number Of soldiers were
fatally asphyxiated by the poisonous fumes
from the new smokeless powder during
the late trial. 1t is believed that the pow
der will be more deadly to those useing it,
than to opponents.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
Hartshorn's commission Signed.

WASHINGTON, D. c., September 2S.-
The President to-day signed the commits
sion ST Edwin H. Hartshcrn, of Ohio, to
be Deputy Second Comptroller OF the
Treasury, 70 take effect November l.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
Cook County Recorder Dead

CHICAGO, September 28.-Col. Wiley S
Scribner, recorder Of Cook county and
veteran of the late war died this morning
after a protracted Illness.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
Ten BIoodv Rounds.

ASHLAND, VIII, September 2S.-Ffank
Kellar and Charles Nimmick, heavy
weights, fought ten bloody rounds this
morning. The match was decided a draw.
Kellar was frightfally punished.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
,JuoOe Nixon Dead.

NEW YORK, September 28.-Jadge John
T. Nixon, of the q. S. Circuit Court fol-
the district of New Jersey, died this morn
ing at Steckbridge, Mass.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
ROBERT RAY GREETs EVA.
Hamilton In Fair Way to be Again Be-
guiled by the Siren.

ATLANTIC CITY, n. j., September %.
Robert Ray Hamilton tonight visited
Eva Hamilton in jail at Mays Landing,
greeted his wife sffectiouately ard had g
long conversation with her. He came in
response to her request, and on her state
ment that she had new proofs Of her in
uocence.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
Another Homestead Victim Dead.

PITTsBURG, September 28.-Another OF
the victims of the Edgar Thomson steel
works accident, Michael Quinn, died to-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
Gensrai Fs,aherb, Dead.

PARIS, September 2S-Gen. Faidherbs,
whose critical illness was reported few
days ago, is dead.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
IMPORTANT DECISION.

Iowa Railroad Can Not Suspend Nom
Paying Line.
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa, September
28.-Judge Love, of the Federal court, to-
day rendered decision, that the Wabash
railroad could not close up and suspend a
non- paying lire. He said that the right
to build the road through private property
was granted on the representation that
it would furnish transportation and be a
public carrier. The road could not escape
this responsibility.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
Rusie's Great Work .

INDIANAPOLIS. September 2s.-Rusie
pitched great game for the Hoosiers to-
Gay, and consequently they had no trouble
to win. Score:
Indianapolis 30 2 / o. 5
Boston....................0 0 o 0 o l D 8
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29

Earned, indianapolis 5, Boston 2; errors,
Indianapolis l, Boston 4; hits, Indiana
polls 13; Boston 8. Pitchers, Rusis, Mad
den and Olarkson. Umpire. MeQuaide.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1889-09-29
UNDER THE RUsH,s NOSE.
British Schooners Continue to Capture
Seals.

VICTORIA, B. c., September 28. Three
sealing schoore ers srFiv din port yesterday.
They are the British schooner Favorite and
the American schooner Bessie Butler be-
longing in Astoria. The Favorite brought
100 seals. The Rush was sighted by
hunsers while out in canoes, but the vessel
was not interfered with. The Theresa was
boarded, but as no green skins were found
she was merely ordered out Of Behring
Sea. She brought S25 skins.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
Cuban Land and Water Craft.

Near the plaza in Havana, Cuba, may
al any time be seen several Of the lumber
ing volantes. A volantc is the Cuban pro-
duct which first makes n vivid impression
OH the mind of the explorer from the
North. 1t is Il vehicle drawn either by two
horses driven tandem or by those driven
abreast, the beasts being in either case
about ten feet away from the dashboard.
1t has only two wheels, which are placed
ut the rear of the carriage, and are about
six feet in diameter. The blank, bare
gulf which yawns between the occupants
and the horses is crossed only by the two
shafts, ms no reins are used, Che horses be.
ing driven by a position mounted on the
foremost animal. The carriage propcr
rests on great lcathcrn straps. Cuban
roads arc such monstrosities that riding
over them in any vehicle but volantc
would be refined torture. To be sure,
the volante is not pretty, but it is roomy
and comfortable, and is to be preferred
to the Fifth avenue stages.
Ancient and slow and clumsy, these
land vehicles have several points of SINH.
larity to the water vehicles of the Santiago
boatmcn. Rowing in tropical ATTITUDES
is warm work, but watermcn heroabout
delight to add to their labor by making
their bargcs of unnecessary size, and by
giving them heavy ornaments. However,
it's their own business. The boatmcn
frequently take tourists down the harbor
and out to what is left of the wreck Of
the st. Paul, one Of twelve linc-of- battle
ships dispatched in 1905 by his Most
Catholic Majesty OF Spain to do mighty
battle with Nelson. Each of the ships
was named after one of twelve Apostles,
and the fleet was fondly styled "Thc In
vincible Armada" by his Majesty. Mel.
son did not long toy with the inyincibles,
and the ST. Paul was one of the few to
escape his eighteen Founders. The fugi.
tive lcviathan put in here and was subsc.
quently run ashore. -Aew York Times.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
THE TRAMps WE'RE CUNNING.

Some eight OF ten tramps were re-
Gently beating passage from Pittsburg
east on - freight line. The conductor
ordered them off. and approaching two
OF the fraternity, who for tattcrcd gar
ments and uncleanliness could be better
imagined than described, the following
cnsued:
Conductor Slightly kicking the oncl-
"Well, where are you going?"
First Tramp (tearfully)-''I'm going to
New York. Ny mothers dead'
Conductor (bcnignly stirredD EFF that
is the case you may remain"
Then turning to tramp No. 2, he in
quired; And where are you going?"
Second Tramp (ostensbly wecpinG-
'lm going to the funeral"
They did not reach their destination on
that train. Philadelphia Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
The Prince Of Monte Carlo

The Prince of the little principalitv o!
Monaco, the notorious European o..m
niInS resort, reigns over his 5000 ubiccis
from the height of throne, gldcd by
the tripo., with the solemnity of L.onis
NV. ut Versailles. His guard of honor
Us 1t the correct tcrmD is composed Of
seventy men; his army of thirty-six cara
biniers and eighteen scrgents de vile.
What people say about the etiquette Of
this court it is difficult to realize. Taci-
turn and blind, the Prince of Monaco is
seldom seen. His son, the hereditary
Prince, spends Il week every year in the
principality, and gives dinner to the
principal functionarics, the clergy. the
navy, the army, the judges, the other
principal pcrsonages in the principality.
and the lords Of roulette and barons Of
trentc- ct-quarantc. AS the hereditary
Prince represents his father, all must re.
main standing during the reception. Al
though without diocese, the principalitv
possesses n mitred abbe-a Bishop in
partibus, who must have at least three
parishes under his jurisdiction before he
can obtain bishopric, and at Monaco
there arc only two. But, rs the most
cordial understanding exists between tbe
church and the tripot both having the
same clientele, the mitrcd abbc obtained
fromc Mime. Blancc, who was excessively
pious, a third parish, appropriately christ,
ened "Notrc- Dame de Ia Roulette ~
San Francisco IrGcn0ui
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
TIE HARE SHOT HACK.

The Paris Figaro published not long
since IN account of a practical joke.
which, unlike most practical jokes, has
the merit Of being amusing:
An enthusiastic sportsman went to a
breakfast given at the commencement OF
the shooting season. The conversation
naturally was of game, when suddenly in
rushed servant, exclaiming to the host
that hare had been seen moving about
the lawn. Out ran the enthusiastic
sportsman, gun in hand fired at the hare,
and missed it.
The hare scratched its nose, then stood
ON its hindlegs, presented horse pis.o
at the sportsman, and fired in return.
No one was hurt, but the sportsman
was naturally astounded to have the
tables turned in this unexpected and sur.
prising manner. 1t was explained Ia
him, and then his laugh was as hearty as
any ones. This remarkable hare was a
performing animal, which had been hired
from neighboring show. The sports
mans charge had of course been tempered
with by the confidential servant.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
sours FOE TILE M1LLInN


Beef Soup-Takc one and half Quart,
liquid from beef after having boiled one
hour Add part of IL carrot, one onion
and celery tips, all cut in small pieces,
and season to taste. Serve lot from
soup tureen.
Cream of Rice soup-Onc pint OF
chicken stock, two tablcspoonfus OF
rice, one stock Of celery, slice of onion.
Cook slowly for two hours. Put through
sieve. Add half pint of hot milk.
aud little butter, pepper and salt.
Farina Soup-Takc rib of beef and
put in Il kettle of cold water (say about
two QUARTS. Add one lcek and little
celery. Boil about two hours. Their
strain; add one-cighth pound farina and
some chopped parsley and boil about
fifteen minutes longer.
Potato Soup--Takc five good sized
potatoes. Boil in one quart of water,
with onehalf of an onion cut fine. Their
strain through sieve Season to taste
Butter the size of walnut. Add on,
cup of milk and return to fire and boI
three minutes; then serve very hot
Trimming Soup-Takc tho neck anG
giblctS OF Il turkey and cover with fiy,
cups of water. Boil two hours, keeping
the Trimmings covered with water. ihcr
add two tablcspoonfuls of canned to-
matocs, two stalks of celery, half M
onion chopped; salt and pepper tc
taste.
Amber Soup-Gct marrow bones and
have the butcher break them into several
pieces. Put in the soup kettle and ado
one small onion, into which three cloves
have been thrust, three pepper colns, hall
n saltspoonful Of thyme, bay leaf and
bit of red pepper. Cover with cold water
and simmer slowly for five hours. Cool.
skim, strain and add salt to suit The
taste.
Cream of Tomato Soup-Onc pint OF
milk, half can of tomatoes Put the
milk in boiler or in tin pail and stand
in hot water, so that it will become hot,
but not boiling. Prepare the tomatoes
ms for stcwing. Just before seasoning
them add quarter of n teaspoonful Of
soda. Strain the tomatoes and mix with
the milk in the turccn just before sending
TO the table.
Celery Sonp-One-third OF bunch of
celery, washed, cut in dice and put on
to boil in one quart OF water, sailed;
while this is cooking cook one TABLESPOON.
ful of onion i'll one-haf cup of milk fyo
minutes; then add one tablespoonful of
butter, ono OF flour, little pepper, and
pour all into tho boiling celery and water;
strain and servo very hot; if this boils
away add more water.--Ne'o York Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
The Dearest Book in the World.

The Paris Bulletin dc EImprmc,ic con.
tans the following query, which think
likely to interest your readers: "What
was the highest price ever given for any
book! We leave this question to be de-
cWcd by competent authorities amono
book lovers. We may, however, vcntur.
to say that VIC know of one for which .
sum of 250, 900 francs $50, 0O0) was paid
by lis present owner, the German Govern.
mcnt. That book is missal, formerly
given by Pope Leo y. 10 King Henry
VIII, of England, along with 4 parchment
comforting on that sovereign the right OF
assuming the title OF Defender Of the
Faith borne ever since by English Kings.
Nharies IL. made 4 present Of the mssal
To the ancestor Of the famous Duke of
Hamilton, whose extensive and valuable
library was sold some years ago Inv
MeSsrs. Soiheby, Wilkinson x, Hodge Of
London The book which secured the
highest offer was Hebrew Bible. in the
possession Of the Vatican. In 1912 the
Jews OF Venice proposed to Pope Julius
IL. to buy the Bible. and TO pay for it its
weight i'll gold. 1t was so heavy that it
required two men 10 carry it, Indeed. il
weighed 325 pounds, thus representing
the value Of half million of francs.
(sl00, OO0D Though being much pressed
tor money, in order to kccpup the Holy
League against King Louis MI of France,
julius II. declined to part with the
volume. - london BOOKSELLER.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12

The long journey made by dcrclicts-
vessels abandoned by their crews to drift
whithcrsocvcr The winds and currents
carry thcm-havc lately become n matter
OF great interest. The American schooner.
W. Il. White, which was abandoned not
Tar from the Delaware coast, driftcd clcn;
across the Atlantic, crossed and rccrosscd
her own track many times, and finally
went upon the rocks on the Hcbri,lcs
islands, oil the coast Of Scotland. She
had occupied more than ten months in the
strange voyage. Throughout that time
she was Il continual danger to naviva
ton
II Is the duty Of master of vessel
who encounters IL dcrclict on the high
seas, at distance from shore too great to
make II practicable To low her to mort.
to blow up or otherwise sink the dcrclict;
but lately IN abandoned steamer foatcd
about oil the coast of South America
winch no ship-mastcr dared approach
She had a great iron hull, her cargo had
taken fire, and the fire, after CONSUMING
her woodwork, still smoul,lcrcd in the
hull for long time. The heat kept other
vessels nj their distance
~ "i'cI w StuuN more closely the
movements and directions Of the ocean
currents, upon Which so much OF the
safety and CELEBRITY Of navigation depends,
the United States photographic Bureau
has had printed large number of blanks,
which it will cause 10 be distributed
among Shipmastcrs sailing in nil parts of
the world. The blanks are to bc filled
out with statements of the exact location
where vessels may he ut given time. and
thrn placed in bottles, which are To bc so
scaled and weighted that only part of
the ncc%s will appear above the water, in
order that they may not he blown by the
wind. The bottles will then be- thrown
into the sea.
Upon The bottom of each of the blanks
is printed Il notice rcquestin. the finder
to forward it to the nearest consul of the
United States, or to the photographic
Bureau ut Washington, after aiiixinr the
exact date and place where the bottle
containing the blank was found.
1t is hoped that, in the course of time,
enough Of these blanks, which are printed
IN six different languages, will find their
way back to Washington, TO establish
many new facts with regard TO the dircc-
ton and force of ocean CURRENTS
|ouh'S Companion.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
SuTnlrIoj's rcca.

The substance riches; in m;:sp.c :.ia.,::nn
is albumcn, and is contained in dc .yhi,e
of an egg and the lean OF meat. The
carbon needed to sustain the hcas OF the
body is most abundant in vegetables and
cereals, which furnish large amount oil
starch; oil is also of Importance in sup.
plying carbon 10 the syatc.n. but docs not
nonrsh the muscle. Butter is the least
Objectionable Of all fais beef fat is more
wholesome than lard. while the fa: from
salt pork and smoked bacon is less in.
urious than that from tic fresh pork.
Carbon is also supplied ny the use of suya,
which lii moderate quantities. has 10 Ill cr
feet. Nearly all fruits are rich in sugar,
hence their worth us food Eggs contain
great deal Of carbon, and are for tia,
reason excellent food, to combine with
articles composed largely Of starch. ihos.
phoTus is another necessary clcmra; Of
food, especially where nerves AID brain
are oYerworlled, and is found in fish,, oys.
tcEs, game. cheese and some Vegetables.
-U0uScwiJc
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12

| Black Mike was rescued by the aid OF
boards, rather moro dead than alive, and
was speedily consigned to stone cell in
Towanda.
That same evening Dave was escorted
back to Dagon's Cross Roads by an adj.
miring crowd, and in front of Bartlett's
store was received by the squire himself,
who publicly called him hero, and
ended up by presenting him with a
pocket-book that felt rs heavy rs lead.
AS the squire stepped aside, Mr.. Bart
lett came out of his store.
''Davc Hunter" he called out shrilly.
''did you fcrgit ter ax if there was any
mail fer Abram Bartlett at the postofiicc?"
The wild shout of laughter that arose
made the storckcepcr's eyes flash under
his Spcctacles, and in the confusion Dave
Slipped off home. His hcroism had re.
ceived due recognition from the squire.
and he is now on II sure road to pros
pcrty.
AS for Black Mike, he spent two years
IN close confinement for his share in tho
adventure. No one ever knew how he
discovered that Dave had the money TINT
day.
One summer afternoon long afterwards,
Dave visited the old lumber slide, and,
ms he looked into the dizzy gulf, he suw
what had caused that last great crash.
Half a dozen yards from the bottom was
huge log, stretched directly across the
passage. The snow had backed up above
this, and the fearful momentum had sent
tine sled far into the air landing. strange
to say, fair and square on its runners
Tie 1yyasy.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12

The celebrated "Quinncpial Oak" at
Woodbridge, Conn, lately victim to
the vandal axe, was regarded by Profcs
sor Eaton, of Yale College, as the oldest
tree on the Atlantic seaboard. Oliver
Wendell Holmes pronounced this tree
from 1900 to 1000 years old. Let me
tell you Of some historic connections with
this ancient oak It was here the
regicides, COTE, Whalley and Dixwcll
hid themselves in the branches when pur
sued by the agents of Charles the Sec
ond. A twig obtained from this tree
made the whip to punish Humphrey Nor
ton for the heinous crime of harboring n
Quaker. Then in Revolutionary times
Genera, Lafayette and other officers be-
longing to the Continental Army once
rested in the shade of its spreading
branches. AZ a still later day visit to
this old oak by the poet Wordsworth is
said to have suggested the wcll-known
poem of "Thc Old Oaken Bucket "
How often this tree has been ransomcd in
times past is unknown, but it is recorded
that much money has been handed the
owner to have him "sparc that tree" In
1922 Ex-Governor English offered 5000,
but the owner demanded $400 Since
that the old tree has been destroyed. =
philadelphia Neaes.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12

\ pretty fish napkin can be mas 7io;n
piece OF fine birds eye linen, twenty
seven inches square. From each corner
:ut piece tnat will measure eight inches
onc way and six and hail the other.
This will leave Il piece shaped like M
open envelope. On Ike ;so longest flaps
have stamped pattern cI fsh--;hrec
small ones and Il large orc 81 one flap and
six snail ones OH the Other Work them
first in outline in sarior-ro!orc,i iloss
ill in the fins ard tails a;ld all lines OF
shading in chain stitch with white llcss
The lines representing v@ter should be
done in outline with pale blic lloss
Fringe it all around an inch deep and
hcm-Stitch the fringe before drawing all
the threads. Fold the Two Gaps over first
and then the embroidered ones, Just to
meet each other. The pattern is very
handsome, worked c,:i:ely in :. * les.
-BTooiI,n Citizen.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
NOTHING HAPPENED.

She had just returned from Europe,
and was telling about the trip of n party
when IN old bald-head inquired:
"See any whales going or comingl"
mo"
"See any sharks?"
"No."
"See any icebergs?"
mo"
''Pass any wrecks?"
"No."
"Rescuc any castaways,"
"No."
every stormya"
"No."
"Firc or fever break out aboard-run
short OF fuel or provisions-mcet with
any accident to create alarml"
"No-nothing."
"Humph!" Why didn't you go by
ox-cart, madam" -Detroh Free Press
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
KILLING TiiI.M DEE

When stranger makes his appearance
in the backwoods OF Maine he is naturally
presumed to he on the lookout for game.
Last summer Il distinguished prciatc OF
the Episcopa! church found himself
stranded in small village in that region,
and was compelled to put up at farm-
house.
edo you have many Episcopalians
down here!" he inquired Of the very
hospitablc hostess.
"Wcll, really now, don't know" she
answered. "Our hired man shot some
sort OF queer critter down bacl, Of the
barn the other day, but he claimed it was
Il woodchuck. - Boston NeIwld.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
\ COLLEGE, TRAINING

Young Wifc-"Why, dear, you wor,
the stroke oar ut college, weren't you?"
Young Husband-"Y Yes, love"
"And Il very prominent member of tho
@ynnastic claSS?"
al was the leader
'And quite hand Mt all athletic excr-
ciscs?"
"Quitc hand? My gracious. I was
the champion walker. the best runner,
the head man nj lifting heavy weights,
and as for carrying why, could
shoulder Il barrel of flour and"
"Well, love, just please carry the baby
II couple OF hours. I'm tired ''-IhiLa-
dolphja Press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
on THE HOME STRETCH

"ilavc you done anything for meir
asked the condemned man in pitiful tones,
as his lawyer entered the cell.
"Yes, indeed" said the legal gentle
man, gleefully
ooh, what is it," demanded the muir
derer, ga pardon:"
emo"
"a communication OF scntcrlc:''
"No."
''fhcn, in mcrcyS name. whnt,"
al have succeeded" said the lawyer
lin having the day OF your execution
changed from Friday 70 Monday. Friday
is an unlucky 'iay, you know. . Yankee
BGadc.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1889-07-12
An ACCIDENT.

Mr.. De Prig (of Boston in Dakota
hoteD Waiter, what caused the ex-
plosion just now Mt the other end of the
dining-room? Was somebody shot?"
Waiter-"Oh, no sir. We don't al
low shooting in the dining-room. The
cook WAS a little careless and let a car
fridge from his revolver fall in the SOUP,
and the gent who was just carried out
happened to crush it between his teeth. =
Time. .....