The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-05-23
WISE AND OTHERWISE.
A pair of sizzers-Two pancak es.

A pair OF sizzers-Two pancakes.
There's millions in il''-A billion.
Pears is the purest and best soap made
Everything has an ice look on a zero
morning,
Beeeham's Pills cure lious and ner-
vous ills.
1t is quite natural that heirs should
put on airs.
Edwin Booth is like an astronomer be-
cause they are both starring it.
''The Hidden Hand"-The flush that
the poker player has up his sleeve,
An archbishop should not be too aw.
fully arch or he will give himself away.
The only rubber that does not wear
off at the heel is the one that they play
at the whist table.
The hen lays for the cook, and the
cook lays for the eggs, and the eggs lay
for twenty cents dozen.
You must train a girl when she is
young, but when she grows up she will
look out for her own train.
docs advertising pay 2" asks an ex-
change, OF course it does Few news
papers could live without it.
Mrs. LaDgtry is writing her life. Ac-
cording to reports she might spend her
time proiitably in righting it.
1t requires lots of nerve for a man TO
deliberately face powder, but woman
has no such dread of face powder.
This has bin coaled day." was the
remark of a coal dealer after day in
which he had failed to get single Gus
toner.
The rest of the world will come to
blows in the spring, whether Sullivan
and Kilrain DO or not, unless the frost
kills all vegetation.
They call them bouncing boys" be-
cause as soon as they are born, the quiet
and serenity of that home for the next
fifteen years is substantially bounced. p"
Speaking of the jeweler, the editor
wrote, HE depends largely on the rent
OF his brooches for his support. The
intelligent compositor set 1t up, He de.
ponds largely on the rents of his breeCh-
es for his sport"
81 tell you, advertising pays. You can
go through Main street and tell in min
ute which stores advertise in the Breeze
and which do not" "Huw.2 BY the
number of customers y NO BY ask
ing the proprietors."
A Chicago man is living on eight cents
/ weck,-ECchdnge. 1t after reading
that EN- some Of his subscribers dom,
ante up they are hogs and should be
packed in barrels, for we know that poor
man must be an editor.
A large number of seals have been
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our only excuse for remarking that by
coming into such domestic waters they
are not only scaling their own fate,
but the backs Of lots of ladies'.
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and Headache. in SHILOH'S CATARRH
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Judge Simpson
OF the Superior Court writes From
mental exhaustion, my nervous system
became shattered, and was utterly I'M
able to sleep nights. Sulphur Bilters
cured me, and my sleep is now sound,
sweet and refreshing.
The prevalence of scrofuous faint in
the blood is much more universal than
many are aware. Indeed, but few per-
Ions are free from it. Fortunately, how
ever. we have in Ayers Sarsaparllla, the
most potent remedy ever discovered for
this terrible atflictiOn.
A New York jpweer has just made a
pair of $500 garter buckles for lady.
She will have TO fasten them on with
paddock, or else hire a good man at
good salary to shadow hor when she goes
walking, to pick them up in case she I'M
consciously loses them.
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Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy, a marvel
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mouth, and headache. With each bot
tie there is an ingenious nasal injector
for the more successful treatment of
these complaints without extra charge,
Price 50 cents Sold by j. I. Shurtleff,
! Bennington.
VIM. Roberts. NJ. D Physician to the
Manchester. Eng, Infirmary and Luna
tic Hospital, Professor of Medicine in
Owens College, says: Gradual failure
OF strength. increased pallor or sallow-
ness, and Discrimination for exercise is
one of the prominent symptoms Of kid
npy disease" Warmers Safe Cure is the
only remedy that is guaranteed 10 cure
kidney disease.
One Hundred Ladies' Wanted,
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free trial package of Lanes Family
Medicine, the great root and herb rem
edy, discovered by DIR. Silas Lane while
in the Rocky Mountains. For diseases
of the blood liver and kidneys it is a
positive cure. For constipation and
clearing up the complexion it does won
dera, Children like it, Every one prais-
es il, Large ST. package, so cents. AT
all druggists
Fine black hose, with lace insertion
up the front, are the proper thing at
present" says fashion exchange. Will
some brother editor, who, like ourself,
has a desire to keep up with the style as
| far as our limited means will allow,
please correspond with us with view to
the joint purchase of pair Of these hose,
and dividing them between US. In that
way, by putting our best foot foremost"
we eau each show up in good shape at
small EXPENSE dnrile (N " Breeze,
suffered FROM acute inflammation in
my nose and head-for a week at time
could not see. l used Ely's Croam
Balm and in few days was cured, 1t
ia wonderful how quick it helped me-
Mrs, George S. Judson. Hartford, Conn.
A cold of unusual severity which |
took last autumn developed into diffi
Guilty decidedly catarrhal in all its char
acteristics, threatening return of my
old chronic malady, catarrh. One bot
tie of Ely's Cream Balm completely