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Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-09-17

ar HILTON WILLIAMS, M. b., M. g. P. 8.
M. o. Specialist in diseases of the head,
threat and chest, including the eys eHr and
heart. Oxygen, compound oxygen, nitrogen
used In ali diseases of the respiratory organs
Office, Hollenteck Block, corner Second and
Suring Streets Los Angeles. Gal. Once hOurs,
frrm 4 to4P
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-09-17
xSnCaANs.i

MES DIR. MINNIE WELLS, FIRST LADY
III ncentiate OF Kentucky; been in successful
practice many years In this city in diseases of
women; new method Of treatment. Office, 402
Fort ST.. corner Fifth t12 If
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-09-17

TIOR SALE-rwO LOTS, SHAW TRACT,
i $1,000. NEU5rADT AND PlRfLE, n ~ ~
Second st. selo ~
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-09-17

nANTEL PICKIT, AvTORNEY-AT-LAW,
IL room 10, Jones block. ~ n. Spring st-, over
Boston store. Lcs Angeles. 0aL sAu
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INuR sALE-10O CHOICE MILCH COWS,
also Thoroughbred Holstein bulls at Bonit,
Meadows. Apply to J. l.. DURKEE. Nadeau
HOuse. Nuz :. l1l
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-09-17

ag''Tsb sc Nfjx~,
C x. GORDON. ATTORNEY, REMOVED TO
y. Rooms 1929, Bryson Bonebrake Building
sp17 I'm
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TRSY'S.
pnMfNNHn

REMOVED.
DR. l.. W. WELLS, COR. SPRING AND FIRST
~ sts, Wilson block; take elevator. Room
SO. Teeth filed without pain. An@sthetic per-
iectly harmless All kinds OF dentistry done and
teeth extracted positively without uain. 81 If
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-09-17
FOR SALE.

NOR sALE-5O TO 100 SHARES STOCK IN
10 Laukershim Co. Very cheap, If taken by
the goth. NRUSTADT & PIRTLE. 81 Sec
ond st. sep15 1t
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WANTEls-HOUS SeS.

NNTANTED - HOUSES AND LOTS IN *
w change for clean stock of groceries. 13s
South Main street. se163*
Los Angeles daily herald., 1889-09-17

EaOR RENr-HOUSE OF ROOMS; FUR
IL niture for sale, cheap. 1865. Bunker Hill
se14 81
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LOST AND FOUND.


II OST-THE FINDER OF LADY'S PORT
IL mOnnaie. last Thursday, on West Seventh
street, will be rewarded by leaving same at
DR.. Salisbnrv's 53S 8 Perrl st. SELF 1t
The morning news., 1889-05-16
BR'GH BITS.

szAsoSABLE SYMPTOMS
In the spring al nature bubbles with an effer
Vescing glee,
From the bull frogs i'll the meadow to the robins
In the tree
In the spring the jaunty tourist s;rolls about
for rustic scenes.
While the maid~n and her lover scour the dis
tant lots for greens.
In the spring the roaring freshet makes sad
havoc with the banks,
And the public parks and gardens blossom out
with dudes and Gran s.
In the spring tbs postman tarries for the lovers
extra stamps, "
And the maid that stroled by moonlight stays
in bed next day with cramps.
-NeW York EUenirg Sun.
A-They call him Colonel. What did be COM
B-He commanded a small salary as suffers
clerk.-Te1d, SftiuQs
YOUNG LADY-Mr Conductor, will have tim,
to say good by to my lends:
Conductor Guess not, Miss, this train leaves
in two hours and half-TerGs SVtings.
II AM very closely attached to you, dearest, "
he softly murmur.d.
Yes, l feel t1at you are, but stop now. please.
We're too near the house. Minneapolis Trib-
unc.
THGNsKYS-What rare endowment is orgi-
na!lty! wish could do something out of the
ordinary.
Friend-You might pay your board bill
Time
vIRs1N1ANs have formed club in New York.
Tbs first Virginia cuo was the one that Poca-
hontas dened when she asked old Powhattan
not to decrease the Smith family.-uin1 edp0iis
Tribune.
Mrs. BoBLsY-I see John. that there is a
strong movement toward the abolition of the
high hat
Mr.. Bobley wit recolrections Of certain
bul)-Yesi but bonnets are just as high as ever.
Judge.
~ A~r-Tbav tall ma c-aapss in eo,;a4,v ,,o,,,
Brown. Can you tell me how he arranged it?
Brown-No trou ole at all, | assure you, old
fellow; simply had his wife sit at the window
every day wiba a skye terrier in her arms. -
Philadelphia Inquirer.
AT THE CHINESE Observation-Disclosures And now
Hong Foy, can you tell me the meaning of the
words GO to, SO frequently found n the Holy
Scriptures?
Hong Foy-Yesse nam! Him alice samey.
Come of. '-Drdse's Magazine.
SOME of the Sanitary Science" people have
been asitating the question of making bathing
compulsory It wont work. It was tried in
Noah's time, and the only people who escaped
with their lives wero those who kept out Of the
water.-Terre Ha1Cte Express.
FArHER-Bobby. are you too lame aud tired
TO walk mile and half to the crcuss
Bobby-NO. indeed father.
Father-Nel, then, you will go out in the
yard and run the lawn-mower until bedtime
I've no circus money this year.-Omdho Word
REVOLUTIONARY JoKE.-"Are those our
men?' asked Maj. Pitcairn, as a squad Of sol
diers approached along the road near G ncord
mo, sir" replied Col. Smith. They ar
minute men" Gen. Washington believed that
it was to this that the British defeat may be at
tributed.-HGyper's BGzar.
CORRECTED D-Pupil-Teacher, kin me an Bill
go an git pail o water?
Arkansas Schoolmaster-Therey you go again.
How many times have got 10 tell you that it
ANT goo1 grammar to say me an Bill:
Pupil-What OF to say,
Teacher-Bill and me- Can't never learn
you nothing. .--Hdrper'S Bdzdr.
The morning news., 1889-05-16
Why Houk Bought aew Clothes.
From, the Ne,v York Tribune.

Congressman Houk of Tennessee is wearing a
new suit OF clothes The mere statement of
this fact will not. probably, strike TIE people
VINO have not the pleasure of Judge Houk's ac-
quainteace as one of much Importance or sig
nifcauce. But Houk's everyday friends know
better, and unless taey have seen hi II lately
they will hardly credit ths news. The truth is
that ne is man so careless in his attire and so
indifferent to his perso. al appearance that a
single new outwa d garment is an event in
Houk's life; the donning Of an entire new suit
at Osce marks an epoch. 1t came about in tlis
Wis. The judge was walking in PennsylvalIa
avenue recently with a couple of western
friends, when he was accosted by tramp
whose raiment might have been fashionable
and new on the day of JacKson's drst inaugu-
ration.
"'Scuse me, may interrupt you for a mo-
ment? VIII you give me the price of a meal?'
Houk sromptly slied: I'm sorry, bo~s, but
l cant he you. I've just been trying to get
tAe price of a meal from these gentlemen.
haven't had a mouthful Of victuals to-day.
Well, | say. pard. you look it, responded
the tramp. as be sided up to the congress an
and 10 oked him over. Heres quarter; you
are worse of tnan an"
Judge Houk d.c!ined the proffered charity.
but he suddenly decided that If his appearance
was such as tdseXcite the com niserdtion an /
benevolence Of a Washington tramp 1t was time
or him to visit tailor, and he lost no tine in
doing so. | don't vouca for this ST ry. but
''taey say" that Houk ellis it on himself, an if
50 its true. for the sturdy East Ten Iesse9an is
as truthful as he is both wise and witty.
The morning news., 1889-05-16
An Inters1&te Episode.
From the Minneapolis Journal.


AS every one knows, North and South Caro-
Ina were of the tnirtesn original states of the
union, and for many years after this nation be-
came free the twin 'eonmonwealthS grew and
proSpered. In the carly part ef the present
ce tury, however, cfoud no larger than two
mems hands apPeared upon the Caronian
horizon, and grew until 10 threatened to wreck
the social fabric OF the two states. The gov
ernor OF North Carolina QuarfeleG with the
governor of South Carolina. The executive of
the Tarheel state publicly stated that mis- col
league of tse Palmetto commonwealth was no
better than hs' should be- Tn s, as may be
imagined, aroused the wrath of the governor o.
South Carolina, and ne issued manifesto de-
claring the governor Of North Carolina would
be- better if he were not worse. Thereupon
grave complications arose, and for a time an
iDternecine war was threatened. T people
greatly regretted the quarrel, and the mo t
able and sk;lful diploma S of The two states
bent their utmost energies TO the pacIfication
OF their now maddened superors. Finally,
after months of strenuous effort, a meeting
was arranged between the two governors, with
q view of settling the difficulty.
On one ever-to-be-forg gotten day the two
governors met in the magnificent mansion of
the :ovsr Aor of North Carolina at Raleigh. The
governor of South Carolina was travel-worn
hungry, thirsty and tired. At last they stood
face to fac- the most impressive moment in the
history of North Carolina. For a minute
neither great man spoke. Then the governor of
North Carolina, extending his n eht hand and
the side of his nose, gazed in the eye OF his Ioe
and sail:
1T is lorg time between drinks"
And the governor of South Carolina, graspng
the hand of his adversary and measuring off the
four fingers of his left hand, said:
1t is ="
Then the governor of North Carolina ordered
huge bowl of Jamaica rum punch, and he and
the governor of South Carolnb washed away
ali remembranceS Of their late quarrel,
And thsy lived happily ever after.
The morning news., 1889-05-16
PERSONAL.

TIE HONOR of having the most magnificent
private home in New. YORK belongs. 1t is said, to
Henry G. Marquand. tse Madison avenue mil.
lionaire. About 2oOO, 900, it is said were spent
by him for the decorations aloe.
SIR WILLIAM JENNEE, Queen Victoria's ply
sicau, says that he is surprised to see his pa
tient looking so much better than when she left
his care some weeks ago. Jenner seems to be
poking little quiet fun at himself.
EUGENE LEvER1NG of Baltimore has presented
the sum of ST.. .000 to the trustees of Johns
Hopkins University The money is to be used
in the erection of building in which the inter-
ests of the ung Mems Christian Association
are to be fostersd.
FIRsr ASSISTANT SECRETARY BACHELOR Of
the treasury has become dissatisfied with his
office and wants to be made minister to Turkey.
Judge Bachelor was a member of the nterna-
tional court in Egypt prior to the incoming of
the Cleveland administration.
REPRESENTATIVE LAIRD Of Nebraska who has
been III for several months part Of the time in
q very critical condition, is recovering slowly.
He has convaesced 50 far that ne has attended
meeting OF the state delegation in Senator
Henderson room at the capitol this week.
G. r. AeAssIz OF Boston, nephew OF the late
eminent professor Of that name, and c. p. Cur
ts. of the same city, have started TO go through
the canons of the Grand river Colorads. This
is considered one Of the most exciting and
perilous OF tri5s. IL has been made only twice
before
Mrs. HOWELL Of Albany, n. Y, addressed the
lower II ,use Of the Consec icut legislature on
THURSDAY, In favor Of the woman suffrage
amendment. One point made by her was
greeted with warm applause. She said: Il
gentleman in New York told me that we women
are angels, and ougat not to cone under tue in-
huence of contahlinating asocla ations But
were angels over 30 ssrely neede1 IN New York
pslitics as at pressut?'
DURING the last twenty-five years Queen Vic
tore has captu re4 AZ agricultural prizes with
stock from her Windsor farms. she ia . great
interest IN cattle shows, and is good Judge Of
short Aorns and Jerseys. AT Windsor, on Aber-
geldie farm And at Osborne, sh mas herds OF
cattle worthy royal owner The park at o.
borne is now stocked with a picturesque herd
OF West Highland cattle. 1t Is strange that
Victoria, fond OF cattle as she is should care
but little for horses.
DRESSES worn by candidates for confirmation
have grown SO elaborate and snowy lately that
the Bisnop OF Rochester former visitor 10
Phi adepuia, has protested. Young girls prs
ssnt themselves "rather in the guise 4 a bride
than in th- simpo toilet" that BELTS the Ap-
p,icants for reception into the church. The
bishop mentions false pearls as particularly
needing avoidance by the poorer people, and
satin shoes by the rich. In France il is the
same A confirmation dress was recently
described by Fresch fashion paper as ex
tremeiy coo lettish." Tae bishop, 10 his pro
st. q d.clares that nsthinE " ud distress III a
more than n have 20 send canaidat. back Tor
wearing SNOWY or tawdry apparel, Dut De asds
that for example sake it may b. Necessary for
him a a 40
The morning news., 1889-05-16
Preparine for Statehood.

Our dispatches ldicate that a very light
vote was cast in both the Dakotas on Tues
day. In South Dakota there was very
general rain, and that keDt many away
from the polls. In both Dakotas, however,
! there was a quite general agreement that
the democrats should have one-third OF
the de egates. As the republicans are
| largely in the majority this arrangement
appeared to be satisfactory, and, doubtless,
had tie effect of keeping many away fr m
the polls. There being no contest between
the two great parties the election lacked the
interest necessary t. bring out a full vote.
In South Dakota delegates to a constitu-
tional convention, to NEE at Sio Falls
July L. were elected. The question whether
the old constitution-the one adopted at
Sioux Falls four years ago-should be
adopted was voted upon. The majority in
favor of adopting it was very large The
constitutional convention which meets July
4, therefore, will have very little to do. 1t
will have to adopt the name "South
Dakota" for the new state, because the
Sioux Falls constitution was framed for the
whole Of Dakota 1t will have also to
-
lines OF the legislative and judicial dis
tricts
It's understood that it will decide whether
minority representation shall be established,
whether here shall Le nstitutio al prohi-
bition, and where the capital shall be
located.
In North Dakota the election was for
delegates to a constituti nal convention, to
meet July 4. An entirely new constitution
will have to be framed, and it is the i'm
preston that a strong effort win be made
70 introduce into it some rataer startli4 e
features relative to taxation. 1t is proposed
that no personal property shall be taxed,
and no land that is under cultivation. If
these propositions are adopted, it is quite
safe to say that the STATE government will
have to be very economically conducted,
or else the revenues viii not be suffi-
cient TO meet expenses. The proposition to
exempt personal propar y from taxation is
a concession to those who believe in a single
tax, and the proposition to exempt cult
waited lands is a concession to the farmers.
1t is also hoped tina, the placing of the
whole burden of taxation upon unculJivated
lands will hasten the Improvement of those
lands
The orohibitionists have not male their
influence felt 'et We y percepubly in either
of the Dakotas, but they are quite stron :,
and, being active and aggressive, they g
certaiR to make very lively fight in be-
half of tempe ance.
As soon as he constitutions are adopted
the Precedent will issue bis proclamation
announcing the admission of both states
into the union. They viii then hold their
elections, and there is every indication that
there viii be a rough ard tumble sort of
fight among the re ubican' far the Offices.
The morning news., 1889-05-16

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The morning news., 1889-05-16
slapdering the President.

II Senator Matthew Quay of Pennsyl
vania is pious man the fact has not
reached the public. He was associated with
MAJ dlri g the last presidential cam
paig who has a reputation for piety. 7 is
pious man is aoT Postmaster General He
acq irei a greatdeal # notoriety BY raising
a campaig fund. said to have been about
100000, for Senator Quay, and it IS under.
stood that the seaa.or pU5 t where he b.
lisved it would the most good.
It seems that Sc ator Quay Is not only
not a pi2us man, bat he has not a great
deal Of aspect 70 those who are pious, ua-
les tley can raise large sums of money for
campaign pu poses. He admires and
respects Mr.. Wana maker. not ~i,hs'andng
the facs that the latter makes Sunday
scsool ee ches.
The head and front Of Senator Quay's
Offend ing, so far as pious peosle are con-
cerned, is the way he talks Of the picty of
the President asd his family. A few davs
ago ex-Glv. Warmotn, of Loulsiaaa, met
him and asked him what he thought Of the
admi milistratiou. According to the gov
erlor's statement he answered: "Its too
Internally pious-too internally pious.
Why, they even open oysters with prayer
at the white n use."
Can it be possible that the senator sp Ike
in this way about the President and i,
tamil ? The senator has always profes ed
u have the most profound respect fo the
President, and, doubtless, when he is at the
white use he improves his opportunity to
create q favorable impression. What must
he th ught of him, therefore, for going about
the strees OF Washi gtol asserting that
oysters at tae white Juye are opsnei with
PRAYER. Perhaps tae Prerident feels very
than full when he has oysters to eat, but
that is not what Sena-or Quay meant to
say. lis aim was to ridicule the piety Of
TIE President
1t is uuders ood that the President is a
very pious MAJ, and doubtless before he ap-
pointed his brother to good office in Ten
nesses he pra ed for guidance il the mat
ter, d it may be that he prayed for wis
dom when considering some Of Senator
Q 'aY's recon- nendations for Office, but it
is quite sa e to assume that the enilg Of
oysters at the white house is not q co ups-
med with prayer. If such were the case
there would bs considerably less prayi g
for the nsxt four montns, because t is prob
able that no more oys.ers vii be opened at
the white house unit SeDtembar. o sters
are not considered to be wholesome during
montss from which the letter 81" is a sent.
The President, it is quite ce tain, would
never inaugurate practice with respect to
praying w ich would be Interrupted for
fnA,r. ir,ntni Tvs nrn,r, rtnnr
The morning news., 1889-05-16
THE YELLOW GARTER.
They All Wear O1e Just Above the
Left Knee-Why heT Do SO.

They All Wear Ono Just Above the
Left Knee-Why heC Do SO.
From tie Ne,c York sun.
The very latest aud funniest whim is the
wearing OF the yellow garter. Just one garter
not two. you understand, and it must be worn
just above the left knee The other stocking
may be wrinkled disconsolately over the shoe
top or be fastened in place by any one or al Of
the mysterious devices known only to the init
ated, but the left one is held firmly by n band
of yellow sla elastic, with q ribbon rosette of
the same shade and the correc5 and proper
thing is to wear it night and day for six
months.
The yellow garter's origin is shrouded in
murky uncertainty, but its signihcation is
known TO every girl who possesses it, and this
Is its charm: Any girl who wears yellow gar
ter ab0ve her LETT knee is sure to be engaged in
less than six months The garter must BE- given
TO her by friend, she must not make or buy
it, and it has never been known to fail of its
purpose but once, and then the owner was
wearing it on the wrong extremity, or rather
the right one instead of the left
Just wherein lies its potency belongs to the
ethics of the esotercs of girlhood, but the girls
all wear them. The sim slips of girls wHo
want to be engaged just for fun, though they
aren't half old enough to be married; the bright,
clever girls, as sweet anu spicy an 1 wholesome
as carnations, who have e career before them,
and sag they wouldn't marry the best man in
this world; the hopeless girls that have tried
everything sse. you know, aud are accustomed
to failures; the sweet hearted. womanly girls,
who are waiting like Mariana in the moaUed
grange, and signing because He cometh not:
and the naughty wttching girls, who could
marry every fellow in the market il they were
net so sort of bewildering that no one quite
dares ask them, and the say girls, woo hide the
yellsw band from their vsry best friends, and
think of il when they sat their prayers all
waiting for some brave knight of the garter to
b lp them solve the problem concerning the
success or failure OF the time-honored insttu-
ton which is causing so much controversy at
preSent-all wear the yellow garter.
The morning news., 1889-05-16
Tanner, the Would-be Usurper.

Fronl the Boston GIObe (Denh1
In view of the recent address of Corporal Tan
ner. the present pension commissioner, one is
justified in asking whether he believes that he
has the treasury Of the United States at his free
disposal He says in brief: Now that have
at my fingers ends the power to regulate pen
sions, God help the surplus revenue" 1t may
be desirable to pay annually in pensions hun
dreds instead OF scores of millions Of dollars;
but Is sr. Tanner 10 be the judge Of the expe-
dieney Of this course? We had imagined that
sion Commissioned to determine the conditions
under which pensions we're to be granted and
the sum total Of the amount TO be pal out, II
Mr. Tanner uslIrps the authority of congress, as
be seems desirOus Of doing. be is destined to
siartup conflict in which be will certainly be
UOrStAd
The morning news., 1889-05-16
a Matter of Business.
rom the Detrot. Free Press

ITIOFE VIC
Have said or done anything to offend you?'
he asked, as they INST on Michigan avenue, yes
terday.
We'll no. but
For the last six weeks you have seemed to
avoid me-"
NO, l haven't, but L."
What have / sald?"
Nothing"
What have done?''
Nothing"
Have you taken an aversion to me:'
'Oh, no, no! You see, your wife--she got a
divorce -and-and--'
And married you. That's all right, old fell
low, and you ne=dn't feel any deicacy on that
account. Matter of business, you know.
married her FIR her money and she turned
rouud and got all Of mine No hard feelings,
| assure you Come in and have a smoke.
One you've got is my third and IN used to it. ="
The morning news., 1889-05-16
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

MEETINGs-Solomon's Lodge No. /, F. and A.
NJ; St. Andrews Society; Haupt Lodge No. S.
l. o. OF.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-C II. Dorsetts Great Sale
of Eligible Lots AS to Crew OF British Bark
Windemere; Savannah Rife Association Target
Practice Postponed; Matinee Concert by Nine
Emma Won der Hoya and others on Saturday
at O'Clock p. m.
the Regatta To-day.
FAMILY ExCURsIoNs-H G. Kent, Passenger
Agent Steamer Gov. Stafford.
EDUcATIoxAL-Friends School, Providence, R.I.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale Lost; Found; Personal: Miscellaneous.
The morning news., 1889-05-16

An exposition, showing the progress
made by the colored people of this country
during the la t twenty-five years in the in
dustrial aud mechanical arts, las just been
opened IN Philadelphia, and it Is said to
reflect eat credit upon the race. The
Philadelphia Times, speaking Of some of
the EXHIBITS, says; AN old man from
Charleston, S. g., sends q cleyerly con-
trived combination tool. which includes
hammer, pinceFs, wrcucn, screw-driver and
wire CUTTER
The morning news., 1889-05-16
lnqorsoll on Atchison.
Fron, The Ne,O York Star.

FrOna tbc NelD Iore Star.
A few days ago Col Ingersol dropped into
the New York Stock Exchange. As he leaned
over the railing OF the gallery ne said: Il don't
don't knoS anything about the stock market
out the e. pointing to post in the door that
bore the name Atchi on, ''is a stock | should
not like 10 buy. 1t seems to me hat 4 concern
that has to earn more than $1,000 al hour in
clean cash to keep even is tretty seavily
wesated The fixed charges, as they call tueni,
OF that concern are over 81 ,000.000 year
That is about sQ0,000 a month. Reckoning
thr tydays to the month. the company ha, to
earn fully $4,000 every day, and thi is Ger
tainly mo than $1,000 for eacL and every hour
on the day in the year"
That" said the broker, was a new view of
the subject 10 me. But il is a true one."