New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY

II IS seriously related that the Rev. job, rarnhams
Of Charlotte, N c., wears Number 3, IL shosj
which requires sole 90 inches long and inches
broad 1t does not seem though even the most
healthy worm would turn If John should tread on IT, y
Pound for Pound.-Moore-Did you save IS much
money you thought you would by spending thS
summer In the country
Poore with hard, bitter laugh)-Save money! VIM
man, my wife has put up sixty jars Of preserves -
tTlme
One OF Chcago's arguments in favor OF having the
Worlds Fair is that 1899 PA hogs wcrc slaughtered
in that city in 1888. As hog centre Chicago stands
at the head OF the class.
Beyond His Jurisdiction.-when Lucy WHITAKER
coored OF vicksburg died the other day she said sac
would haunt Frank Jones' recreant lover OK hers all
ms lie lie has appealed 10 the courts Tor an niuno
b' on to restrain her rom going into the haunting
business, but the Judge IS inclined 10 regau the caa
~ beyond his Observation-Disclosures Free Press
Harrison Hogan, of Indiana, known locally as the
terror OF Bull Creek is about 10 marry his eighth
WHO Ana yet there are end Of mild and ttnd
men who apparently can't get even ono wife.
An explanation Of the profusion Of colonies in Ken
tcny Is 70 DC found in part in the Governors prviles
DischDuIn apponted sixty IN Louisville alone, with
pTDporionate numbers for the back counties. II Is
entire stan together at time There IS no public
ebod hepsnGKy 6g enough TO hold IT, The Texas
the Mayor to be named colonel on the spot Boston
1t is capital offence in Siam to mention the Kings
name. But siamese citizen can mention the nams
Of his deity often as he pleases
1t IS only in the comic newspaper that the small
the undertaken Job The small bow in real i lie viii
start out nung in the morning, and before he returns
of half peck of green apples, a dozen big urnips a
quart Of chestnns and three pnts Of spring water and
bear. Next morning he feels we'll enough 70 repest
his tramp and feast-Norrlstown Herald
Truly there is no accounting for tastes man who
hanged in Minnesota last week sold his body IN
advance 10 physician for &c. the money, according
10 dispatch from Morehead, to be given to a young
for whom he had high regard.' II might
be interesting to know the to which the young
woman puts the money with such ghoullsh assocla-
tons, provided that she is willing TO accept It. On
the whole, this is of the queerest requests THAI
the grotesque fancy Of man has conceived
yisitor-YOu don't mean to say that you DO sewing
on Sundays How can you do such a wicked thing1
Lady Of the House-Oh but, you know, always 81
visltor~oh well, that's different thing, Of course
-(Boston Transcript
A German long resident in London says james
Payne who left homo at twenty years Of ago thereby
evadng service IN the army, has sent to the papers
a communication received from the authorities in
tho Fatherland" IN answer to application TO be
permitted to visit his father he died. {" Como by
all means,n in effect the austere ejoinder; but
you will have to pay fine Of pounds, 10 shllngs,
undergo six weeks drilling and spend six months 10
q fortress" This little too much for the
respondents ilial instinct. 4" re would have been
great Joy to me to have seen my father,' no ssysy
but under these circumstances We shall meet no
more.o
"Yes' said the salesman, these goods are all wool
fast color full width, and Of the very best guslityy
asked tbe shopper timid little man and were they
all owned by the same man or dld they come nom
I'm sure don't know" replied the astonshed
I'm sorry for that" said tho tmid man, moving
away OF course don = care, but my wife VIII q
sure to ask me, and shouldn't like to take 1t hong
unless 1 could answer all questions. No, guess Z
won't take It, Let her come in herseh"-(Bodoa
Transcript
One OF the numerous and miscellaneous Honln
genuine and originate tattooed girls in a museum ncs
many miles from the Bowery, is faithfully declared 10
DO twenty five years old (she looks it, and it Is
further asseverated that the cutcuar adornmont q
her person was executed when she an infant.
Yet the most conspicuous feature Of the tegumentary
panorama Is likeness Of Liberty Enlghtening thd
word. seen Dedlows Island
Rural Conservatism-City Boarder-well, Mr.. Ba4
com, what's the weather going TO be to-day
Farmer BascOm-I haven't any idea, Mr.. Smith.
City Boarder-But you've got the morning paper IN
your hand. 49,,
go and get the almanac. -(Burington Free Press.
A country correspondent who desires to start ID
some business writes to know what is the most livS
thing in NewYork We suggest dead wire.
He Needed the Nickel" Please give poor man
GI'li warrant you'll spend IT for liquor"
ayes. sir, viii. want 70 buy Chicago cocktails
Al know it. I've got 81 95.-(Boston Herald.