The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-11-07
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rery nos,L TURKEY 'soIns to visit Us, isni
10.
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ays 30 Ensli,h prorefb. The CONNECT
depression Is that mosi husbands have
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vi los o. ,bsi city Who writes well |,
usiaits herself for ~ editor; but the ps
pet docsn'i cay Who the editor TO-
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sirl (vri.e.) = Oar ne~ baby is snony-
mnas.
Charming Widow-And what are you
doug nos s.dsysi He-ob. smusing my.
self; looking on, for number one. Add
your Charming Widow Looking out FOR
number iwo.
"A druggist says that starting fy pa.
per 10 queer II may be queer. but II IL
Dot % blame expensive As starting . news
paper. though . man 10 liable 10 get
"siuek" Oh both.
Mistress 10 spplican, for cooks pos.
ition) Why did you leave your last
plsosi Applicant You are very inquisi-
tive. marin. didn't AZ yer what To- yer
Last oook lett you.
-Lssiss There can be no mistake,
,henf You are quite sure Sylvia's young
man plays 10 the bandf Maria Il Indeed
am Didni she herself tell me be vas .
drummer f. n Bostoni
Lady 10 sea captain How do you
manage TO lind your way across the ocean
Captain by the compass TIE needle
always points 10 the north. Lady Blu,
suppose you wish TO go sonth2
-Temmy Say, Mr.. Dyleisht. you Gao
try II on me II you like. Rev Mr.. ID. =
don't understand you. my child. Try
vhsii Tommy Why. ma says you eau
put sny body to sleep 10 five inmates.
Bobby Pa, what do they call 9 man
Who has two wives2 PA bigsmist,
Bobby. Bobby Pa, suppose be has NOR,
than two wives; what is he then, PA
any more questions.
--Bill-H does the fair Clara look
upon yoar suitf Cbsrlie-Pretty favora
able. guess. When called last ev sning
found that there was fresh hod OF coal
by the stove aud that the clock had beer
stopped feel encouraged.
True. Monsieur 10 Cure. am a mil
'ionaiie: but will you undertake to insure
my eternal happiness IL bequealha large
tnn 10 your church, | can not settle thai
point. Monsieur le Marquis; bat the e1
perimep. is we'll worth trying.
"A little boy hearing some one remark
hal nothing WAS quicker than thought
said be knew better than that; whistling
was quicker than thought. Being asked
10 explain. he said In school the other
day vhisiled before thought and got .
licking for it.
The little boy wss on his knees In his
little pish,dress saying hrs prayers and
his little sister couldn't resist he lempta.
ton TO tickle the soles OF bis little feet
He stood !, IS long rs be could and then
said Please, God. excuse mo while
knock the s,uiliug out OF Nellie.
-,she Gas be steals a kissl Why. you
robberl shall have you arrested for lar
ceny from the person. He kissing her
once morel Very we'll, | have given II
back. II you make tha. complaint against
me ! shall charge you with receiving stolen
property, knowing it to be such.
Teacher 10 class In Arithmetic)-
John goes marketing. He buys two and q
quarter pounds Of sugar at IL cents .
pouod, two dozen eggs q, l6 cents dozen,
and a gallon and hall Of milk at 20 cents
. gallon. Whist does It ell make Small
eat boy Outgoing himself ecsts,ically) =.
Cnsisrd.
Fond father Harry. you have beea
waiting on MI. Watson for over a year.
Why doat you marry heri Harry She
isn't emotional enough. Fond father =
Ores, Scott. boy. What do you wan, with
"a snaotional somanf The crosn Of ny
bead 10 a. bare as biliisrd.bsll' Your
mother sas an emotional woman.
-Hos syour dsrler Nancy gittin' long
since she NAMED Al moved out ter Cali
fornyf ssii The first Indiana man. Is she
doinsisell' Doing WE'LL Why. bless ye,
shes siiiiu' Long perfectly lovely. Her tirst
husband died, lesvin' her 5000 10 cold
cssh, an i'sr'n't three months tore she
lied 90 her seonsnmp,ise worth $40 600 |