Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1889-12-07
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
kvery-Day Happenings Of Editorial LII
In the Far West.

ENcrl-DAy happenings OF E0itDFtai LttE 1
in ths Par West.
The last issue OF the Arizona Kicker |
contains the following:
PLEASE EXCUSE. In explanation OF
the abserce of our agricultural depart
ment this week. we desire 10 state that
the literary genius who has been pre-
siding over that department for the
last six weeks is of on drunk this
week. II is the prerogative OF every
man in this country 10 get drunk. 1t
Is a privilege which cant be- denied
them with safety. This chap agreed
not TO go on a spree oftenor than once
a fortnight. but has been swizzled half
his time. Ii is our third attempt to
run an agricultural department. and II
will be the last. The space will here
after be occupied with recipes for bald
ness, remedies for bow-leggedness. and
short talks on the diseases OF mules
and how TO cure them. We can steal
this stuff from our exchanges and have
nothing 10 burden our mind.
GONE HoME. -During the past week
Major oConnor. Judge Pegram and
Hon. Tacony Jones. shining lights OF
this neighborhocd and leading men,
bers of society. have been called for
by Eastern detectives and returned TO
their several homes towards sunrise to
be tried for various crimes. While we
are sorry TO see our population thus
depleted. We know that Justice must
be done. The only wonder is that so
few were called for. We are certain
that at least twenty-five Of our leading
citizens break into cold sweat every
time "a stranger strikes the town.
He Gor.-We were deputized at a
meeting held In this Office last We'd
nesday night to wait on Turkey Bill
and offer him one hour 10 leave the
town. Turkey Is little too previous
for this community in his way of hand
ling a gun. and 1t was deemed best TO
give him gentle hint We found him
In the Gem saloon. offered him his
choice between the highway TO Tuscon
and hangman's rope. and he took the
highway. lie didn't take the hour
but started as soon as he could get
glass OF whisky and q cold rabbit sand
wich.
No REBATE.-We desire to state in
the most explicit manner that no re-
bate will be allowed 10 any OF our sub.
scribers who may be obliged TO leave
town FOR the benefit OF the COM unity.
or who may be hung and buried for the
same reason. In several late instances
friends OF such subscribers have called
on US and asked TO cash up for the I'M
refused. Subscriptions to the Kicker
run for one year. We contract to de
liver the paper for that time. II the
subscriber Is arrested. driven of or
| hung II Is no fault OF ours. Please bear
this in mind and save yourselves
trouble.
liz MIssEs.-0dr esteemed contem
porary down the avenue didn't like the
way We showed him up last week, and
on Monday he borrowed a revolver
from Sam Adams as long as his leg and
lay In ambush for us at the corner o.
Apache and Cactus avenues. As VT
appeared. on our way TO the post Office.
ne opened nfe, anu SIX snObs were Hfeu
at us al distance OF no more than ten
feet Not one OF them came within d
foot OF US. but the shooter did manage
to wound a $500 mule belonging Ia
Lew Baker. and TO kill ESQ dog be
! longing to Judge Stoker. When h,
was through shooting we knocked him
down and hammered him until he hoi
Tered. We understand that he has
settled with the others for si50 and
that he thinks OF leaving town. He'd
better. II he yer had any standing
here he's lost IL now for sure A man
who holds a gun in both hands and
shuts his eyes TO sho is OF no account
In this district The coyotes wouldn't
| even bark al him.-Dstroit Free Press