Wichita eagle., 1889-01-26

erect $500. 900 university of law. Be very
certain TO have a blooded nag-the closer
( to PIG you can get the better will your lots
average. If anything will bring your lots
close TO town il Is a 2:l9 horse on
a hard road. AS you go and come you
must entertain your purchaser with the
history of the improvements in store for
this particular property, which you have
decided will make him millionaire in
spite of himself. For shonld dcquaint-
ance be forgot" this will serve To flame
his bump of cupidity and at the same time
draw his attention from the corn fields you
leave behind you. Don't fail to tell him
how Brown bought eighteen lots for $50
apiece next to those you are going TO show
him, not over ten days ago. He had a
chance to sell them for $3.50 day before yes
terday, but his wife refused TO sign the
deed short of 81 GOO per lot, at which latter
price the transfer had been made this very
morning, so that the superior Judgment of
Mrs. Brown had netted her husband Just
$500 over and above mis- shortsightedness
This illustrates "What can a lassie do vie
an auld man"
By this time you will have him red hot and
still heating, and all that yet remains is TO
stir him against your partner, just n com
ing through the rye" who will inform you
that Mr.. Jones will take the entire addi-
ton if not yet sold. This lands your fish
gets the land, and incidentally i might
mention he has got them yeti Time, Sat
urday. sic transit gloria munde" which
is Scotch maxim; freely translated it
means "sicker on Monday than he was on
Saturday" "A mans man for a that"
This boom affected all nature and kind
Children rushed into the world at this
period are said to have presented them
selves with an abstract in one hand and
warranty deed in the other. Dramatically.
those who passed through this period will
recollect the intense heat Of 1887, engen-
dered no doubt by the rapid evo-
luton of prices of real estate, which
compelled so many of our citizens to flee
TO the mountains of Hepsedam, and Colo
RADIO TO preserve their prescious lives The
cooling breezes of the uplands and the
cooling off of the boom were simultaneous
ly chilly, thus making the home OF the
boom "a summer resort of the first rank
1t was cold day when the boys did not
get left at home aud Tam O'Shanter is
still riding his gray mare Meg" but |
must ''cali Il halt
In sensational booms the White Caps.
together with the night caps. furnish food
and drink for the country, while Jack
the Ripper" and an occasional anarchistic
bomb tend TO relieve the monotony Of city
circles
Then there is never ending, never dying
boom of slang; this boom has come 10
stay. 1t has grown dear to the hearts Of
the American people; and whatever, as as
is claimed by many people OF culture aud
taste, il may lack Of refinement, IL con
dones for in emphasis and force OF expres-
sion.
In the language of the poet laureate OF
the raging Arkansas:
81 am Jayhawker that's crested, am,
And hfty-one years old today
! am, and blizzard that's tested, I am.
And when j swoop down, though fifty.
one years old to-day,
l am the boss of the town, am
Though fifty-one years old today / am
daisy
a loller d dandy ! am:
Though tifty-one years old today.
Though my crest has turned from golden
10 gray
I'm a boomer from way back, am:
" Boomer forever. aud / have come 10 stay.
Though ] am more than fftY-one years old
today"
Emmett Callahan, in the absence OF W.
f. Stanley, responded as follows to the
toast of America:
The reference to Colonel Murdoch called |
forth repeated cries for "Murdock, Muir |
dock, and that gentleman arose, and ia |
answer to repeated applause. gave utter |
snce TO few remarks upon the happy |
result aecruing from the combination OF /
Irish and Scotch blood. Of which be him /
elf was a representative. HIS remarks !
were very brief and concise, but appropos 1
10 the occasion, and at the conclusion a /
storm Of applause bore testimony 20 their /
appreciation and happy reception.
After song by the Lotus club and "a /
Warrior Bold" BY y. p. Hull, Judge /
Wall responded as follows 70 the toast OF
he Social Circle:
But ye when social pleasure charms.
Whose hearts the tide Of kindness warns,
Who hold your king on the terms
Each aid the others,
JoTDe 70 my bowl. come TO my arms.
ny friends, my brothsrz-
Gentlcmen-In order 20 get fair start
N the subject, allow ne 20 PROFOUND the
i'd query, rs society q human institution,
y Is il natural institution"
BE this az IL may, society Is eoDts II por-
~ with man
Some philosopher has said, Man il
ociabie ANIMAL another tia. be Ia a
political ANIMAL" and when | remember.
ONE men whom l have known, / am In
lined 20 take kindly 70 the istcer-ths. be
: q political ANIMAL" for / am sure
ave known some political hoSsp
Habbes. an English philosopher, who
haupionet the pczifien ihs. so<ssty il a
sumsn institution, delighted to refer 20
nan in the natural state as homo hornrre
upus. which, given literal TRANSLATION.
means that tkey w.rs fauished wolves.
Isvouring one another Now, when
nan IS viewed within the social
.ircls as ! So him here tonight. be
night BE- referred 70 as having q rssxeosls
psetife, eeIlghss8Z, ros - ea. enc Azosh-
=, bat The good .h.nss b~ICaxiry 70 cher