Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1889-05-25

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We had occasion to have . tooth
distracted the other day. when
We refer to I'VE" in this article We
refer individually to the youth who I
writes the classical local news for
the Growl.1 Well, a. We previous
" remarked, We resolved to have
one our wisdom teeth pulled out Of
our upper jaw and deposited In .
We have moro real good
hard listed horse sense now than We
had when We had our full quota of
wisdom teeth. Fools learn by ex-
perience, consequently. though fool
ish, We have moro experience, there
fore, more sense, now, than We had
previous to our little tilt with the
dentist last week. We were ad-
vised previous to going to call ON
him, to take IN anesthetic and
have the tooth drawn without pain. |
Our advice to . person who has
business with . dentist is not to |
take an anesthetic-take . six
shooter or short-barreled scatter
ing shot gun. Then if he goes to
trying any Of his experiments ON you
pulling out your teeth with tho
roots, rootlets and concominant
chunks Of mangled jaw bono, etc.,
slay him ON the spot, and no juror
can be found false enough to his
convictions Of right and justice to
convict you Of anything but justi-
fable homicide. We went into the
Office very bold, and lay down on
the dissecting table. The dentist
placed . small circular French plate
mirror in our mouth, and discover
ed that there was small hole down
the center of one of our wisdom
teeth, section A, first gallery, at the
rear Of tho hall. We opened our
mouth wide enouth for him to 20
right in and make . more thorough
examination, but he said that q
cursory view was all that was ne
cessary, and besides, he preferred Il
work from the outside where The
air was not 80 miasmatic. We Dc
not know what miasmatic means
but something very sweet probably
a. we had refreshed ourselves with
some extra wet red seal Bourbon
and cardaman seeds previous K
making the visit, and our breath
} must have been . pleasant ane
aromatic surprise to his old soal
factory nerves. It was none of ou
funeral where he stood to extrac
that tooth in the highest style of tn
art destructive, 80 we told him t,
. go ahead with his slaughter-hous'
|, act. He then took q small hook
!, shaped knife and cut away the un
derbrush that had grown arount
the base Of the tooth, and dug dow
/ in under the roots 80 that he coult
. get q good hold with his paten
:: wonkey-wrench which he held will
! a tight grip in his right hand. H,
} took . firm hold of the tooth ant
!. remarked, II am now about to pla,
, a jink heart solo," We told him Il
! haul taut. He hauled; We felt crasl
!. like freight train dropping from
> trestle into dry ravine. We though
our head had been turned insideou
like q Rugby football, and tn
tooth and forceps were withdrawn
from our mouth, carrying alon(
q. .. blood and imprecatiens AMI
. one thing and another. The den
fist laid our head gently back
placed his cool hand on our feverec
brow, and asked rs if We felt faint
. We responded in q cultural ye
manly tone that We did not. H,
then said in silvery (certificate) &C
cents: "A dollar, please" The,
| We felt . trifle faint, but recovered
I and paid him for his halliday
; work. We quickly made our escap,
and found q secluded spot where ",
lay in . trance for . couple of days
but have now entirely recovered
and are able to turn out job worl
) in quality unsurpassed at prices
, that defy competition. We hav,
just purchased . brand new Ole
Reliable Press from Palmer & Reg
Of Portland, Oregon, likewise ar
assortment Of handsome job type
and at Rocky Bar, the county sea-
of Gilmore, We will make thing hun
in the newspaper business after thu
first Of June.