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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-08-28

COUNTRY.
UNITED STATES.
Washington, d. G.
New York,
San Francisco,
Boston,
Portland, o.,
Port Townsend,
Philadelphia,
Mexico,
Mexico,
ManZanillo,
GENTRAT. 81 SOTTTu
AMERICA.
Valparaiso,
Lima,
Callao,
Colon,
Guatemala,
Monte Video,
Assumption,
GREAT BRITAIN d
IRELAND.
London,
Liverpool,
Bristol,
Hull,
Newcastle on
Tyne,
Falmouth,
Dover and the
Cirque Ports,
Cardiff d Swan
sea,
Edinburgh and
Leith,
Glasgow,
Dundee,
Dublin,
Queenstown,
Cork,
Belfast,
CANADA.
Ottawa,
Montreal,
Toronto,
Rockville, Ont,
Hamilton, Ont,
Kingstown, Ont.
Rimouski, O.,
st. Johns, n. B.
Halifax, N. S.,
Yarmouth, n. S.
Victoria, B. c.,
Vancouver, B. @.
AUSTRALASIA.
Sydney, N. S. w.
Newcastle, I"
Melbourne, Wet
brisbane, O.,
Hobart, Tas.,
Launceston, Tas
Auckland, N. T.,
Dunedin, n. H.,
HoNGKONG,
SHANGHAI,
GIBRALTAR,
FRANCE u Colo
MES.
Paris,
Marseilles,
Bordeaux,
Rouen,
SOCIETY GROUP.
Papeete, Tahiti,
GERMANY 81 Colo
MES.
Berlin,
Hamburg,
Bremen,
Frankfort on
Maine,
Dresden,
Karlsruhe,
SPAIN d COLONIES
Madrid,
Barcelona,
Cadiz,
Valencia,
Malaga,
Cartagena,
CANARY ISLANDS.
Las Palmas,
Santa Cruz de Il
Palma,
PORTUGAL d Colo
MES.
Lisbon,
OpOrto,
Madeira,
st. Michaels,
st. Vincent,
ITALY.
Rome,
Genoa,
Naples,
Palermo,
NETHERLANDS.
Amsterdam,
Dordrecht,
BELGIUM.
Antwerp,
Client,
Liege,
Bruges,
SWEDEN q NORWAY
Stockholm,
Christiania,
Lyskil,
Gothemburg,
AUSTRIA.
Vienna,
DENMARK.
Copenhagen,
JAPAN.
Toxic,
Hiogo d Osaka,
SOUTH AFRICAN
REPUBLIC.
Pretoria,
The Week
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-08-28

Having had experience over TWENTY-FIVE
New York City and elsewhere feel competent to attend
intricate and complicated requiring discretion
solicit trial. HAWAIIAN BUSINESS agency
- Bell Telephone No. 274. @Ma
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RECORDED MORTGAGES.

Bonnls Serene D. and wife to East River Savings In
Etution, W 8 Webster.aye OF Cenual-aVe' year.
$500 -. .,,,,,- ,,.. ~,
Backus Petsr and wife TO William Murray, cor
Anthony and Maple aves, notes 60 800 ,,s,,
Denny, y y, executor. etc, 10 OMEN, i4ouf
~ Douehsrty Theodore NJ ard another. 20 George II
Wooster . 1e7th.st OF 9Th ave. demand, 90, 600
Eesn jchn j. and wife ct al, 70 Alexander Walker.
q o lstst e Of oth-sye months $4,000. 49,, -
Feurhsux Il. to Foster. referee 1lth'aVe'
JsnsSen Matilda C. exet ulrx Of J. Jant,en 70 George
Hinek n e Cd and 6tbst years e3. 500
.sssS S'' Barnett to KLEIN No 70 Saya'd'' year.
ri. Of 7th.eve. 1 year. $4,000.
Ia Coste, James NJ 70 Demarest, Q Mott ave, . OF
144th.st 8 years Cd, 600
Madden. J.. and wife % Emigrant Industrial Savings
Bank, 3lstst, o Of 9th.sye. year, $4,000.
Mccarthy J. and husband to William Schumacher. n Q
20tb-st. OF Cd ave. 81 years. % 600.
MeMennes IL and wife to T. Bernhemer and ana,
o o6th.st, v OF West End. ave year $4,000.
Monaolio Angelo 70 Frank e nj, trustees. .
Mundord George. to Casey. n ssth-st e Of 9Th ave.
. voeiser, L. to H Koch. e44 West sadst years,
o. " Of H-sye, years $1,000.
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REAL ESTATE.
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,rsrsEss AT THE EXCHANGE
OoS Nev.York Saturday. June II.
=, s,ss vsfs hsa 81 the Exchange anu Na'N'A .'''.
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x v" ssAo0''L LIST OF AUCTIONS.
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tisA'nss s'T To.pAY ,MoNDAY, JUNE II.
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Saw NEwJERsEY PROPERTY.
By Richard " Harnett GO,
E1sssS, g s,s ,i iS SSns SOI2s
opposite the above 1 lot soAi7'' n N'a'''N
osesn@V' TUESDAY JULY IS.
sy d. p. InQraham Co.
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b. S. De walteafss
70 20 e.. :s' sss. It, 49, nssf9ss sd'vs
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g. 2Sd "a"' ny Richard " Hsnett Co.
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WEDNESDAY. JUNE 10.
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Partition gle, lot. 36slo2 and y, ts,Sry building Nos
BY Richard v. Harnett 4 Co.
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BY William Kennedy 4 Bro.
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BY John F. d. smyth
Public auction, / lot 1S1100, and 3story dwelling No
lss Lan 'sas Of sHe IL lo Ps snd
THURSDAY. JUNE 60
BY Jere johnson. jr.
foreclosure SALE wills sg plot i q Snd
v Of Conyent.aye.
BY VIM Kennedy Bro.
yerssesure sale, Morris f S lOts G esG
assss sss Of %daSe similar sHe. George ,r 2
pG Of Pd 80. and s Rsf tann
BY Richard v. Harne,t & Co.
, 'ss snd s s d~eiDF 0O 10 ia5 eaa
NEw.JERsEY PROPERTY.
beth sts and ScOtt-avc, Railway.
FRIDAY. JUNE 81.
by John T. Boyd
ios and l's.ory dwelling, 70 lie West 70th.st,
BOZ II Q Of loth.aNc.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-17
Drn GOODS
miscellaneous.
Grrouean advertisements
DARIS EXPOSITION.

DARIS EXPOSITION.
Darone.. DESTROYS OF spending the summer In
Switzerland would let her furnished apartments until
Tho fau thry consist Of bedrooms parlor dining.
room, kitchen. and all other ohcen inc p1'Son 10 or
term. 800 franc, per month the excellent service In The
house could b, retained Apply ~ % bls villa Chapla
Rue Chapta, Paris
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ming bail playing ahOonc horseback riding &c. 49, TO
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the "a day q July isss 1t II o'clock IN the forenoon
Dated Eew.YOfk. March 20. 1850; .,,,uou
United states Marshal.
WEST SEVENTY SIXTH sTREET.-Su.
w nrcrns Court city and County OF New;foK-Ihs
Equitable Life Assurance Society OF ta1 s Th seieSssn,S
hesion No l. In pursuance % the Judgment OF tors
closure duly male and sats 10Th a,v inc Of nav
Ssg a s Ss nnacasansd Referee in judgment nams
and Auction Room Limited, NO> 80 b. % Liberty Hrcns
in tho city Sf New York on TUESDAY the ia az RcSarS
iIornrtt Co. auciioneers, the promises mentioned IN
snid Judgment and therein described ss fouowst
All that certain lot piece OF parcel OF lana WIZ ns
building erected and 20 BE- erected tnerson Ss
~ View York and bounded and described a follows %
wit: BralnnnR at point on the sonthsr,y I9e o, WeS
seventy street distant two hundred ana aory,Sns
eostery corner Of Tenth Avnnue and West Seventy stHth
street and running thence southwady but parallel with
soIS Tenth Avenue, and to and through party weA
- far as the extends one bundled ard Two mo2
thence castwnrdiy but along the said middle line OF
NJ rthwariy but again parallel With said Tenth AvenS
s HS ef o 6s ala southcry line OF West Seventy ssR
stest and thence westwardy but along the said southc
cry limo OF West Seventy sixth street twenty Sg3 fsos
bEckER Referse HENRY DAY, Paintis Attorney,
100 Rroadway Nsw:Ynrk City:
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10
l..e speed of Thongnt.

1t takes about twO-fifths Of a second to
call to mind the country in which well
known town is situated or the language
in which familiar author wrote. We
can think Of the name of the next month
in half the time we need to think of the
name Of last month. 1t takes on the
average of one-third of a second to add
numbers containing one digit and half a
second to multiply them. Such expert
mcmta give US considerable insight into
the mind.
These used to reckoning can add two
to three in less time than others: those
familiar with literature can remember
more quickly than others that Shake
spearc wrote Hamlet" 1t takes longer
to mention month when a season has
been given than to say to what month a
season belongs.
The time taken up in choosing a mo-
ton. the will time" can be measured
as well as the time taken up in perceiv-
ing If do not know which of two col
orcd lights is to be presented, and must
lift my right hand if it be red and my
left if il be blue, l need about one-thir-
tceuth of a second to initiate the correct
motion. | have also been able to register
the sound waves made in the air by
speaking, and thus have determined that
in order TO call up the name belonging to
printed word need about one-ninth of
IA second. to a letter one-sixth of a sec
ond, to n picture one-qUarter Of a second
and to color one-third of a second.
y letter can be seen more quickly than
a word. but we are so used to reading
aloud that the process has become quite
automatic. and word can be read with
greater ease and in less time than a letter
can be named. The same experiments
made on other persons give times differ
ing but little from my own. Mental
processes. however, take place more
slowly in children, in the aged and in
the meducated -Nineteertb Century.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10
THE QUEEN OF DREAMS.

All day, where clouds flock through the sky,
The Queen Of Dreams ahides on high
She has peaks Of snow and caverns Of fire,
Glittering castles and dungeons dire,
And giants and dwarfs and monsters rare
Follow her beck through the lucid air
Amid the wavering train she dwells,
Where the wind forever sinks and swells
Singing its marvels, low or loud,
Through opal vapor or sunset cloud
But at night, when shadows on earth lie deep,
And weary mortals are wrapped in sleep,
The wild Queen comes, with her mystic power.
To cast her spell on the perished hour.
She bids q faded moonlight fau
Yellow once more on hut or hall,
And conjures back their tickle grace
To the grief bowed form and the wrinkled face
Hope that was starved and love that was slain
In her wondrous presence revive again;
Earth smiles in her tender, unknown light
And this woful waste is a garden bright
Where the heavy burdens of wrong and care
By soft enchantment grow light as afr.
Restless and sad, for her mercy pray
Those spirits who pine for q vanished day;
The livelong night to the dar1some skies
Like smoke from fire their prayers arise;
80 come, sweet Queen, and bring us again
The delight Of old and the old time pain;
For no gift to our hungering souls can seem
One-half SO fair as a fleeting dream;
And this desOlate life holds naught so dear
As the echo Of bygone hope and fear"
-Harper's Weekly.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10
DON'T

get into the habit of taking medicine for every
little imaginary trouble. Nature often reminds
us by slight shocks that we have transgreSSed
the laws of hygiene and that our conduct in this
respect needs correction. In such cases prOphy-
lacticS are more eiicaCOus than therapeutics
But there are physical antagOuSms which II Is
folly to neglect Clearly defined disease rCquir
ing prompt and specific reatmeut-of these
iuternittcuts, chiiiS and Iever-tre the most
common, and of The remedies pr posed some are
so nauScous as 10 he unfit for weak Stoinachs,
while others di>astrUuSly affect the head ana
nervous system. From such heroic remedies the
diSgusted sufferer turns to LOwberS Blazlllan
Vegetable Pills te egdntly sugar coated ana finds
immediate relief. without any physical disturb
auCe Whatever from the action 81 the medicine.
This i. The secret of the immense popularity OF
these Pills
"One Pin usually cures me of headache, to
which am subject "A. ". SMALL Lincoln, Del.
"Thcy cause tatVrGI evacuation Of the bowels
without any of the diSugreeable effects common
10 other medicines. ] use them for custiveueSs,
-E. KNIGHT 5U9 Commerce street, Hhiladelphla.
Peter smith, ESQ, formerly a manufacturer IN
Philadelphia. now residing on his farm near
Hazlcitville, Del furnishes us a strong testlmo-
| NAL ofthe transceuden' virtues OF this remedy.
| He says:
Dear Sir was aGl 'ctc.l with fever and ague
from August 1857, To February OF this year llaoo
! tried all sorts of chill cures without avail, and
| grew SO emaciatcd and weak that could not
/ get upstairs. In February began the use OF
your Brazilian Pills, and before had taken hall
| the box was so far recovered that could use
| the Mall and Wedges. ! am now april 800, in
/ 'tip-tOp condition [ have had dyspepsia all my
/ if., but since taking these pills every symptom
| has disappeared, my mind and memory IN sym
/ pathy with the body is clearer and more active
! PETER SMITH
! so Pill, in a box (sugar-coated 80 cents Fol
! sale Dy Druggists and Dealers.
Iowbcr's Worm l.0zenges,
| Pleasant To the taste cordial to the stomach. A
| reliable Worm destroyer. excellent for bilious
ness in children-3j in box, - cts. Druggist
/ and dealers
None genuine lcitout tie fac-simile signature Of
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10
The Coming AMERICAN Congress s

This continent contains a population
estimated at 100000, of whom 1OO,-
100000 live in North America 1t is
expected that nearly all of the nations
on the continent will be represented, or
at least 125,OO0,OOO Of people. These fig
ures alone show the vast Importance of
the project, and it will be the first time
that the nations of the western world
have met in joint convention to discuss
their mutual interests and political and
commercial relations.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10
They learn E. =

4 pretty fan was presented 10 a little
girl four years ago, and she, wishing to
show her new treasure, hung it on her
finger and held it out at ms length.
\ lady on entering the parlor was at
tracted by the peculiar attitude of the
little girl, and finally said to her: "Isnt
it very fatiguing to hold out your arm
in that way SO long% Said little Elsie
with a deep sigh: isn't it always fatigu-
ing TO be elegant?"-Wide Awake.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

DIR. II. s. Tanner the famous faster,
challenges any half dozen of the
hugest giants Of wine and beer to meet
him in a fasting contest in which
neither side shall be allowed to taste
food they to have all the liquor they
want; he TO drink only water, the fast
to continue till the one or the last of
the six yields the contest.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10
WHOLE NO. l,772.

It's dainty hangings; the dressing bureau,
with its pretty cover of satin and lace;
the pretty little willow rocking chair
everything gave evidence OF refinement
and luxury.
The next morning, after partaking of
a hearty breakfast, thanked them for
their kindness and started on my Journey
to find my uncle. For r,y two days
IjOurneyed along, sometimes getting a
lift from one of the farm wagons, and
occasionally a meal from some of the
kind hearted people whom would ask
to direct me. Towards night the cold
grew intense, and l became so weak from
want Of food, that could 20 no further,
and-and-but you know the rest"
As the farmer listened attentively to
her sad story his face grew pale, and,
striving to conceal the agitation which
convulsed his entire frame, he demanded
in husky tones the name of the unclesh
was trying to seek.
John Hawkins" replied the girl, as
she regarded the farmer with amazement.
As soon as he could sufficiently control
his emotions to speak, he stretched out
his arms and clasped her to his breast,
and in broken accents exclaimed: "Truly
the hand of Providence has directed you
hither, for 'tis.I, your uncle, who brought
you to this house, and our home shall be
yours, and you shall be one Of US. En-
bracing first one and then the other, she
drew tho sacred letter from her pocket
and handed it to her uncle.
As he took it from her hands he pressed
it to his lips and said: ''O1y poor child
as soon as your grandfather died made
every effort to find my sister, and traced
her as far as London, where learned tn,
story Of your fathers misfortune. Their,
all traces of her were lost, and con
cluded she had changed her name ant
gone to America. At all events, ha,
given her up for dead, and now, afte
eighteen years, she has returned to m
in the form of her daughter Rosa F
HuyIer in New York Mail and Express.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

Probably no one thing has caused such gen.
erai revival of trade at Jas, p. HOfecker's, Drug
store, Smyrna, and c. G. HarmOnsOns, Clayton,
as their giving away 70 their customers Of so
many free trial bottles 0f DR.. Kings New DiscOv-
erv for Consumption. Their trade issmply enOr-
nous ia this very valuable article from the fact
that 10 always cures ana never disappolnts.
Coughs. Colds. Asthma, Bronchitis, Group, and
an throat and lung diseases quickly cured You
can test It before buying BY getting trial bottle
free. large size si Every bottle warranted,
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

The fact that in 1888 there were
fifty-Ave people killed in New York
city through being run over by vehi-
cles in the streets, while only five were
killed in the same year by electric
wires, apparently indicates that man
stands eleven chances for being run
over in the metropolis to one of being
shocked to death by loose electric
light wire.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10
He stood Corrected.

She was a little girl and she came to a
sleepy father and stood at his bedside-a
flower Of purity and innocence-holding
in her arms an exceedingly measly look
ing pup.
Cant I keep this nice little doggie?"
she asked
''No, take him away" murmured the
father, drowsily.
But" said the little one, cit isn't a
him, but she, and his name is Fanny"
Minneapolis Star.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

A young man known as "a gilded
youth" sent the following note to a
rich uncle the other night: mot one
wOrd-if you do not send me $4,000
before midnight shall cease to live"
A similar demand had been received
earlier in the day, so the fond uncle
replied; "In response to a former
favor 1 have already forwarded you
my revolver. II is in good condition
and loaded"
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

To THE EDIT0R.--please inform your readers
that have positive remedy for the above nam
ed disease BY is timely use thousands Of hope
less cases have been permanently cured I shall
De glad 10 send two bottles Of my remedy FnEE TO
any OF your readers who have consumption n
they will send me their express aud postoflice
address. Respectfully,
n. A. sLOCUM, M. c. l8l Pearl st.. New York
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

The Fourth of July, 1899, will go
laundering down the ages as a spoiled
holiday. In the afternoon "a drench-
ing rain fell, wetting the gay crowds
who were out for a day of innocent
enjoyment, and putting an effectual
damper upon all sorts of pastimes, pic
MICS and patriotic demonstration.
Drenched, dripping and detected, the
morning merrymakers troOped home
with all the fun and frolic washed out
of them.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

The following advertisement re.
Gently appeared in a Western paper /:
"a middle-aged woman who is capable,
honest and industrious, but as hOmely
as stone-fence, wants work.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

Now that bustles are going out of
fashion, it is to be hoped that the
Indians will leave off their war
whOOps.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

People always fight shy of the young
lawyer. He knows altogether too
much about law to be of any practical
use.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

It was woman who saw the first
snake, but since then men have attend
ed to that sort OF thing.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

Some BARRIERS are illiterate, and will
always remain so in spite of constant
application and headwork.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

''The only way to prevint what's
past" said Mrs. Muldoon, sis to put a
stop to it before it happens"
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

One hundred years ago not a single
game of base ball was played any
where in the United States. Now look
at us.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

New York has seen many noble pag-
eants lately; but Boston is the real
place for speetacles.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

One way in which President Harri-
sons advisers expect to improve upon
the methods Of their predecessors in
office is disclosed by Secretary Noble,
who declares that not word of pro-
family has been heard in the Cabinet
meetings since the advent of the pres
eut Administration. The Secretary
appears to be unaware that in Wash
ington the swearing is all done by the
"Outs."
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

Some peoples idea of a land of lib
erty is a land where a few persons
have the liberty of depriving all the
others of theirs.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10
THE FIRST STEP

On the right road for COM
fort in Shoes coming
here.
We are getting the best
trade, both because Of our
prices and styles. Hand
Sewed take the lead now.
They're worthy, too. Beau
tiful and more than twenty
styles.
Five new and pretty
shapes in most excellent
and good-looking Glaze
Kid. Only 1925.
In Paris Kid for 81 to
S1.25 more you can choose
the finest Dress Shoes.
Tips at the toes if you're
young and like bright
things. Plain toes if yom
tastes are that way. Wider
toes if your feet are tender
extra wide and extra easy
Shoes for old ladies.
At $500 there's an attrac-
tiveturn-sole Shoe that sets
to the foot as closely, light
ly and daintily as a glove
to the hand.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

Every man is hunting for a girl"
until he is married. Then he takes a
rest and his wife begins.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

"You are getting to fly" said the
street sprinkler to the dust, "but your
names mud when 1 get a drop on
you.n
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

Patti is said to have made over
S1.OO0,00O with her voice. And yet
men are unreasonable enough to ex-
pect women to keep their mouths shut.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

If you want man to think you are
smart you have only to make him
think you think he is smart.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

II is the girl with the creamy com
plexion that is soonest taken for butter
or worse.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

This is the season of the year in
which you can get what you do not
want real cheap.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

Professor, lecturing to medical stu
dents: For this sickness, gentlemen,
there are but two remedies, and they
do no good"
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

If man can only make his story
improbable enough he can always find
somebody to believe it.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10
Their Buainess Booming.

The only way to get hen out Of the
garden is TO go slow but shoo'er
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

The snakes a man sees when he is
wrestling with severe attack of de-
lirium tremens are not water" snakes.
This is reliable.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10
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An officer of the marine infantry, who
commanded the penitentiary of st. Mary
a Ia Comte, in New French Guiana, late
ly died of diseases contracted at that in
salubrious station. The inventory of the
objects he left behind him comprised
a very curious cuirass, with straps and
other accessories. On examination it
proved to be of human skin. A convict
had died whose breast was covered with
extremely beautiful tattooing. The COM
mandant of the station knew this, and
had the man flayed before he was buried.
For q moment it was thought that this
human relic would have been put up for
auction with the officers other effects,
but, fortunately, it occurred to somebody
that it was rather too disgusting. Itwas
known that the officer had worn the cui-
rass several times when fencing with his
comrades--Notes and Queries.
Smyrna times., 1889-07-10

Simon Cameron once remarked to a
friend: Yes" he said, my son Don
had many advantages, but l had one
that Overbalanced them all poverty" ."