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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02
Queen Elizabeth's Wit.
Ftom Harper's Maaazine.

The March wind was swirling and soughne
dresrily as Sir Walter Raleigh ascended the
steps to the palace and inquired of the grand
duke of the vestibuie IL her majesty was at home
That individual turning to the gold-stick il
waiting, repeated the question to him, and he
in turn Intercepted the first lady of the front
staircase, who promptly communicated Sir
Walters request for Information to the proper
authorities, the result being that the courtier
would be pleased to have him call again next
week. This Sir Walter, concealing his discom.
future, proceeded to do femariSing to the queen,
when next he met her. that she had treated
him in very wintry manner the last time he
called.
mo, my dear Sir Walter" replied her mai.
esty; the treatment accorded you was not
wintry; it was summary"
"Ha!'' smiled the courtier; "You were feeling
coolly that morning"
Wrong again. Sir Walter" was her maj
esty's quick retort Il was not coolly disposed
Indeed was much less Raw-ly disposed than
usual"
''Were your enemy, madame, quoth the
courtier, Il should inform your majesty that
that jest was good when first twas uttured by
the third assistant ganekeeper on my great.
great grandfa.her' estates, some 200 years ago
but as one OF your majesty's devoted slaves
remember what is due your highness anC
observe, 'Ha! ha.' Thy wit well nigh drives m,
to the verge of lunacy. Again your majesty
viii permit me to observe, Ia ha.'
Laugh away, my dear Sir Walter" replied
the queen, somewhat piqued; but do not laugl
too hard. Men have been known to laugh thei
heads off"
This story is interesting as showing Eliza
beth's extraordinary ability in the art o
reDartee.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02
How Mrs. Hayes Met Mrs. Cleveland
From SUNDAYS Nels York Herald.

There was an incident at the centennial ball
which was as embarrassing to Mrs. Cleveland
and Mrs. Hayes as it was amusing to the by
ISLANDERS. Mrs. Cleveland had expressed desire
to be introduced to Mrs. Hayes, so was led to
her box by one of the Four Hundred who was
dancing attendance upon her. Mrs. Hayes,
being engrossed in a conversation at the time,
and not Immediately recognizing her visitor,
simply acknowledged the introduction and
went on with her conversation. Mrs. Cleveland
stood slightly embarrassed tor a moment and
then turned and walked out Of the box feeling
decidedly chagrined. In the meantime Mrs.
Hayes, who had supposed all along that her
visitor was one of the numerous class Of people
who seek introductions on such occasions,
looked up. and, discovering that the lady who
had just been introduced to her had gone, in
quired casually what her name was, and was
much amazed. as well as chagriDed, when gen
teman standing by replied: Mrs. Cleveland.
Mrs. Grover Cleveland-Mrs. Ex-President
Cleveland" And Mrs. Hayes frantically shouted
for the general: call the general;
bring him to me-" and when the
general arrived Mrs Hayes was at once led
to Mrs. Cleveland's box, and was introduced
over again to the ex-Presdent's wife, where she
apologized for and fully explained the reason
for her lack of cordially.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02
Compact Between Thurman and Gam
erOQ.
From the Ne,o York Star.

Barring Ohio, Pennsylvania is probably the
most clamorous community for federal patron
age of any stale in the union For fifty years
or more it has been fortunate in having men of
great influence as its representatives in con-
gress. men, too, who saw to it that the Key
stone state had very large share of federal
pap Both Simon Cameron and his son. who
succeeded him, believe firmly in the old doc
trine, ito the victors belong the spoils." There
fore, they have had the ear of every President
for nearly half century, and easily secured
places for those who were friendly to their in
terests This is one of the sources of Gen. Cam
eron's remarkable power upon the political end
of Pennsylvania.
Ex-senator Thurman one day at dinner
party illustrated the Office getting propensity
of the old general in very neat way. The elder
Cameron and Mr.. Thurman are personally
warm friends and while the company at the
table were at the hight of the enjoyment of the
occasion, the two got to chatting each other
about their associations in the Senate
General, said Mr.. Thurman, ''if you should
reach the golden shore before do hope you
will say good word for me-"
Certainly / will" replied the general, 81
should be lonesome on the other side without
an occasional tiff with you; but Thurman, sup
pose you get there first, what are you going tc
do for me-"
"Oh, will speak well of you," was Thur
mans quick reply, but will at the same time
warn st. Peter that if he doesn't keep his eve
on you every officer in Gabriel's army will be
Pennsylvania before you have been there
month "
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index TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

MEETINes-CatholicL Library Association; Tel
fair Literary and Art Union; Georgia Hussars;
Savannah Branch Southern Travellers Assocja-
ton.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-To the Turpentine Oper-
stors in Georgia, Rozier & Taylor, Blackshear,
Ga; Triumph, Townsend's Hobby; Jersey
Butter Pamela Farm, Eatonton, Ga; Sound
Horses for Sale. John E. Downing; Notice as TO
Jonn G. Buffers Absence; They Must Have
Ruff1es, Strauss Steam Printing Company;
Awnings, Lindsay & Morgan; A Beautiful Cor
ner Lot, Rowland & Myers; The Place to Go,
Joyce's Cold Storage Market; Chatham Dime
Savings Bank; Now is Your Chance; Empire
Steam Laundry, 100 Broughton Street; A Card
TO the Public, w. G. Ebbs; Notice, William w.
Pringle; Iced Tea, J. J. Reilly, Importer and
Specialist; House Wanted, to Buy or Rent;
Seasonabe Drinks, at A. NJ. & c. w. Vests;
Blackberry Brandy, J. ]. Reilly. Importer and
Specialist; Grand Picnic Beverage, at Cleve-
lands Drug Store.
EXCURSION sUNDAY-To Bell Buoy by Steamer
st. Nicholas
MEpIcAL-Luxomni.
SPEcIALTIEs-At Ecksteins.
SPECIAL NoTIoE-Altmayer's.
BARGAIN WEEK-Gutman's.
FLoATERs-B. H. Levy & Bro. .
COMPOUND EXTRACT OF DAMIANA-William F.
Hendy.
ANNUAL Stock TAKING-Emil A. Sclwarz.
BARIE's CHILL AND FEVER ToNio-M. A. Barrie
Proprietor
On DEMAND--L. & B. S. NJ H
Low Prices Cur LOWER Morrison, Foye &
Co.
AUCTION ALEs-Printing Department Com
plete, Two Story Building and Two Lots, Ehgi-
bic Building Site by |. d. LaRoche & Son; the
Kollock House, by C. H. Dorsett; Mich Cow,
Jones Street Property, Sixtyfour Beautifully
Located Lots by LaRoche & Mclaughlin.
WATER COOLERS, Erc.-J. W. Norton, agent
SUMNER REsoRTs-White Cliff Mineral
Springs, Monroe County, Tennessee.
PIoNIcs-First Annual Picnic Young America
Social Club on Thursday; Third Annual Picnic
of the Knights OF Labor June 10.
CREAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent: For
Sale; Personal; Lost; strayed; Found, Mis-
cellaneous.
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Precocity.
Frona az lNeIc York Sun.

From the NeJC York Sun.
Little maiden, only ten and three,
Whisper truly why you wish to be
Dignihed and stately, sage, sedate,
Aping all the airs of twenty-eignt.
snail bud and blossom ripen ere the prime,
And August heats before the Maying time?
Here S a bud, like you, so young and bold
That It dared To peep ont in the cold.
ANA the cruel March blasts blew upon it,
and bleak Winter sent his snow upon it,
I'LL it lies all blighted at our feetl
Once II was like you, bright, young and sweet
Little maiden have a care, beware,
Let the old maids laugh at what is fair;
They are warped and narrow, and, in truth,
They would sell their very souls for youth.
care not, little maid, for what they say;
Stlh be natural, naive aud coy and gay.
Dancing brooks DER shining pebbles go,
Downward to the river d. ep and slow;
Growing ever less and less in motion -
III it rests at last in the calm ocean.
tignt and lissome thus ifes stream should b
Z I'LL u widens to Eternity.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

The greatest enemy of honest elections in
this country is money, and it is chiefly the
republicans who corrupt politics by using
money. 1t is difficult to get the republican
organs to see this They prefer to keep
their eyes fixed upon the south, where they
pretend to discover election frauds OF
various kinds. Even when republican
fraud is brought before republicans so
plainly that they can't help seeing it, they
take as little notice of it as possible. This
was very forcibly illustrated when repub.
hcan fraud was exposed in Rhode Island the
other day.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

The recent celebration at Decatur, Ala,
was a very good kind of celebration for
southern cities to have, showing, as it did,
what industrial progress Decatur has made
lately. President Harrison could not bs
present, but he sent some one to represent
the administration, and it is to be hoped
that this representative will report to the
President that the best way for him to en-
courage industrial and every other kind of
progress in the south is to adopt the policy
that Mr.. Cleveland pursued in dealing with
southern affairs.
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ITEMS OF INTEREST.

SPRING brings the turnpike musicians and
monkeys in great numbers. While one pair OF
these were giving concert on Main street, in
Carbonate, Pa, to a crowd of youngsters and
two inebriated countrymen, one of the men
gave the monkey a cent for which it dotted its
cap jauntily. Then the countryman leased the
little animal until at last il buried its teeth in
the mans finger to the bone. When the blood
gushed from the wound the monkey looked re-
grettully at the finger, then into the mans face.
and handed back his money. No amount of
persuasion would induce the penitent animal to
again accept the coin, though it was repeatedly
offered, and though he accepted money from
Others all around hia.
DURING the last month considerable mum Der
of emigrants have been passing through Mon
tana to the British possessions, travelling b y
wagon 1t has been ascertained that they
are aloTmons from Utah and Idaho, and that
their destination is the country through which
the Gait railway passes. Some time ago the
Ahesta Railway and Coal Company was ap-
preached by an agent of the Mormon hierarchy
With a proposition to buy several thousand
acres of the Company's land in the Northwest
territory upon which to settle q colony of the
saints The negotiations hung fire for some
time, but were competed a little more than a
month ago 1t is not known what the consider
alton was nor just how many acres were par.
chased. The deal was a large one, however,
and the province is likely to have a consider
able Mormon population within short time.
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Submission.
Fronl q Proridence JournaL.

HFOnl he PTOUldeIlce JOLTnuI
A small boy had been having a day Of uniniti-
gated outrageousness, such as all children who
40 not die young are likely to have at times.
ana when he was ready for bed his mother said
70 him:
When you say your prayers. Georgia, ask
Iod 70 make you better boy. You have been
naughty to-day"
The youngster accordingly put up his petit
tionS IN the usual form, and then, before closing
with Amen" he aided:
And please, God. make me good boy"
He paused a second, and then to the utter
CONSERVATION of his mother. concluded with I'M
a0ated gravity: "Neyert leless, not my will, o
Lord, but Thine be doner'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

Gen. Alger announces again that he will
be candidate for President in 1892. SEN
ator Sherman will take notice of this. The
Sherman colored delegates from the south
should be tagged IN 1892 SO that they would
be in no danger Of being taken into the
Alger camp.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02
DlARRHGA

and painful irrsgularity of bowels owing to
the irritation of the mucous Innings by the
passage ofsour and indigested food. Cleanse
and soothe the Innings and see that the
stomach stops imposing on the bowels.
Schenck's Mandrake Pills are sovereign. 1
Tor sale by all Druggists Price IS cts. per box;
5 boxes for IS cts. or sent by mail, postage free,
on receipt of price. DR.. j II. Sehenck & Son, Phila
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

Somebody with statistical turn of mind
has found that of the $50, 100000 or SO a
year paid for federal pensions, Georgia pays
$1,000, coo and the south more than $50, e00,-
coo. If any one thinks the south hasn't a
right to insist that none but deserving vet
Grams shall be pensioned, he makes great
mistake.
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She was Inauisitive.
From the Philadelphia inquirer.


MISS Iceberg-You say you love me, Mr..
Blinks. and believe YOU but there is none of
your loFe-ln-a-cOttage business about me- how
nncn are you worth in cold, hard cash!
mr. Blnks (humbly)-I am worth nothing in
my own right, but am an Only child. Father
left an estate valued at SIs.OO0,0j0. aud my
motner s cough is something awful
Mss Iceberg tglardediy)-dave you copy OF
your fathers will and q Doctors certificate,
showing your mothers condition.
Mr. Bhnks-Here they are.
hiss lceberg-Take me, Horace; have loved
you since first we met.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

The price of votes has been advanced in
Rhode Island. A year or two ago three
could be bought for S25, but our dispatches
announced the other day that at the last
election in that state they commanded from
s25 to 500 apiece. 1t takes a very wealthy
man to get elected in Rhode Island
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02
A Cardinals Temperance Views.

A day or two ago Cardinal GLIB ex-
pressed his views on the methods for re-
straining the liquor traffic. He is not a
believer in prohibition. He favors high
license, however. He says that prohibition
does not prohibit. In support of his asser-
ton he points to the states where constitu-
tional or statutory prohibition exists.
With respect TO high license he says: 81
regard high license, with moral sanction.
as the most efficient way Of diminishing the
drinking vice. In order to make high
license effectual, only limited number of
licenses should be issued for each ward, and
they should be given only to persons Of
good reputation, men who stand before the
community moral aud upright, and owners
of property. The licenses should be accom-
panied with stric. legislation, and the vio-
lation Of laws respecting these licenses
should be severely punished Among the
punishments should be the withdrawal of
license, never to be restored, to the one who
violates the law. am in favor of a severe
police Sunday law, prohibiting the sale of
liquor on Sundays, and would have that
law rigidly enforced"
The cardinal is right IN saying that pro-
hibition does not prohibit if he refers only
to cities, In the country it does prohibit,
or so nearly SO that it is fair to say that it
does In many counties in this state there
is no intoxicants sold worth speaking of.
The people have become contented and
thrifty, and they are many times more
prosperous than when whisky was sold in
every village and ut every crossroads.
Prohibition has been good thing for the
counties in Georgia which have adopted it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

Editor Elliott F. Shepard has received a
foreign appointment, but not from Presi-
dent Harrison, nor is it political one. He
has been appointed a delegate-at-large to
the International Presbyterian conference
to be held in Paris next September. Is the
colonel satisfied, or would he prefer a gov
ernment appointment?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

Mr.. Walt Whitman was 70 years old
yesterday, and his friends in several cities
celebrated the event. Mr.. Whitman is
sometimes called the good gray poet" He
is certainly gray poet, but by some peo-
pie his poetry is thought not to be good in
any sense of the word.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

The Florida legislature has adjourned,
and the people OF that state are not sad
There are few things that give the people
of a state more pleasure than the adjourn
ment of its legislature.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

The soon-to-be sweet girl graduate has an
engagement with the milliner, who is under
contract to make her look too sweet for
anything when she steps upon the stage to
read her original essay.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

do that would give profound satisfaction
to large number of long suffering citizens,
and that is to wage an unrelenting war on
the goats
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

When the merchants and property owners
of this city hear that the sea coast terminal
of Col. Hawkins railroad IS to be at Bruins
wick they will be struck by the conviction
that if they had been wise they would have
contributed The $4,000 necessary to bring
it here.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

Why wouldn't it be an improvement to
put a curbing around the Jasper monu-
mentl 1t is understood that the Jasper AS
sociation has the money to pay for it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

The cool weather that has prevailed for
the last few days is very pleasant, but it is
not what cotton wants.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

Two great enemies--Hoods Sarsaparllla
and impure blood. The latter is utterly de-
feated by the peculiar medicine.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

A CADEMIC AND BUSINESS INSTITUTE
"A topen the entire summerl.-PRoT. ]. V.
CARLIN, formerly of Spring Hill College, Mo
bile, Ala. and for several years Principal of
schools. will open a day and night school for
boys and young men in this city WEDNES-
DAY, June 5th. and continue throughout the
summer. The course will be such as to fit pu-
pills for college an business. Tie moral train
ing of pupils will form the leading feature of
this institute. Session day to p. NJ; session
lnlghtl z to P N. Address. for terms, etc.
JAS. v. CARIIN, corner Habersham and Presi-
dent streets.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02

A dangerous condition of bowels, leading to
Inflammation, piles. rupture, hemorrhage.
Due to bad digestion. Never was case
that the Mandrake Pills would not cure.
An en- sc
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-06-02
SUMMER RESORTS
SUWANEE SULPHUR SPRTNGS
Suwanee County Florid.

Suwanee County, Florida
THE NEW SUMNER RESORT sit,,..-.
Il the high and dry section Of re o1. ga N
one mile from Suwauee Station on the state,
nan. Florida and Western railway. vri.b' van
car to meet every train; no long drives n Lnosse
OF ten or twelve miles; easy of access - ,tacAs
parts of the state. 1t offers many 20 ~ an
rentS as 'u1uce-
SUNNI Err RESORT
not equaled by springs IN the north. Fra $
malaria and fogs; perfect system Of - ~ rom
works and drainage; not and cold water S Saeer
from the Springs, in every room, bath roo o.Leet
every cottage; steam launch and row bossa %
the river; billiard rooms, bowling alias Alias On
quet, lawn tennis, dancing and roller IL cro-
pavlllions for pleasure of guests. Na''ns
AS a REM EDIA
it is wen known for its wonderful cures en-
matism, Dyspepsia, Diseases of the Iiva-t 'u vs
neys, Blood and Skin. Resident Physicia,nA ND
attendance. S40lah In
offered to families. 1'einents
Excursion Tickets on sale from all Do;n.,
s., f. and W. railway, Brunswick and w. on
railroad, Florida Central and Peninsula eSSeesn
sonvIlie, Tampa and Key West ami Ei S@c1'
Southern systems. For further particrio.1o3 flda
pamphlets containing testimonials addrasss OF
L. w. SCOVILLE, General Nanseosssss
Suwanee Sulphur Springs Co., Suwanee n.
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MERCHANTS, manufacturers, merchanics,
vi corporations. and all others in need OF
printing. lithograpbing. and blank books can
have their orders promptly filed. at modeT ~
prices, at the MORNING NEWS PR4NEA1s1
HOUSE. Whitaker street.
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DYSPEPSIA

distressing. The Stomach must be treated
there is nothing in nature like Mandrake.
DR.. Schenck Mandrake Pills never fail. -.
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BLOOD POISON

Cured in it's worse form; sometimes in cases
with Erysipelas. where the patient was in Eter-
nal Pain and given up by the physicians. In some
cases Scrofulous Ulcers broke out till the party
was mass of corruption; bottle of P. P. P. was
nrocured. and the disease Yialded quickly.
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MEDICAL.
SCROFULA

Is an impurity iii the blood. producing Jumps
or Swelling, causing Running Sores on the Arms.
Legs, or Feet, for the cure of which P. P. P,
the greatest blood medicine on earth. All these
diseases yield readily to the power of P. P. P,
giving new life and new strength.