The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-13
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SUE" said Tom, did you hear thisf'
Gould it be be meant to trick hers
The conclusion of a kiss
Always makes the gas hame flicker"
Then experiments tn ~ tried
10 the interests of science,
And their lips as she compl 81
Soon had formed close alliance.
After trial two or thrae
Happy as m an in li1uor,
See 1t flicker, Sue" said be:
Quoth the maiden: Let it flicker"
--Lh isttdn at Work.
WHEN an Indian dies his relatives pay his
debts Aud yet some people think Indians can
be civil. Zed. Life.
WARD Nc ALLIsTER is getting great deal of
free advertising. Wonder, en- be is going on
the stage YJnkers StdtesnlGn,
No newspaper with less than $50 regular sub
scribe should edtorially advise tho state legis-
Iature what not to do.-Desrott Free Press
SOME peoples idea of land OF liberty is a
land where few persons have tle liberty OF de-
pHVinz all the others of theirS-BostoR Tron-
script
ITO very small percentage Of the victors
belong the spollsl'' said Con SO nmy, as he lai I
his sacbel down and looked for the other half
OF that round-trip Washington tcket.-Pltck
IT was Wana maker hi nself who once wrote
an advertise nent ali e: We have tipped
woinen'S stockings at Is cents per pair" This
was the Aginning of great man 8 business ca
Tce'T.--DetT Ott FREE FTe8.
THINGS are looking up in New York The
mayor has orde.ed the dead timber TO be
cho ped dow III Broadway and other cattle
trails. and is MAXIM efforts to boom the town
in several ways besides. Chicago Nelcs.
TIE NATIONS GREAT MEN.-"Pa, where was
Capt Arson borne"
Il don't know, I'm sure"
Where was John L. Sullivan bornf'
II don't know that, cit ler"
PA, wish you would buy me history of
the United States. Chicago Herald.
WHERE THErn WEALTH CANE FRox.-MrS
Leoox Hill-Tne idea of those Poorbcdy's going
20 Enop aud saying they intent to bid Oh
some of the French crown .weis. Where in
the world did they get their m oneyY
Mr.. Htfl-Yon forget that their house was on
the line OF the Washington centennial parades
Puck.
Mr.. JAsoS-Here's little bit Of advice in the
paper you ought to near, Maria: The woman
tnat RENE NIB rs that IT husband is only hu-
man heing not denigod will ind her path
through life much smoother for doing so "
Mrs JAson-I do try e. think you are hu man,
Je liei, but it is pretty hard for to believe it
sometimes fr IN the way you carry on.-Terre
Hdlte ELD, ess,
my DEAR" said Mr.. Scraggs. as be glanced
at his wife's face If wers in your place
wouldn't strike any mate les TO mig It."
"Woult Z strike any mate les tonight. q"
echoed Mrs. Scrsggs why, what in the world
do you mean"
We'll" was the slow reoly. Its never safe
to fool with fire 10 the vici iity Of powder mag
azine. phid Inquirer.
TIE FRoG AND TIE TRAvELER-A Frog who
had bis Home IN Puddle by the Wayside Mad l.
sd an Ado one night as Traveller passed that
way that the Man was Fain to stop and Inquire
the Occasion Of it.
Had not made such Noise you would not
have known Of my Presence. - piled the Frog
"Bit now that l do know, what Of it?"
uueried the man
why, am iere."
Yes but what are the odds 10 me whore you
are! You are but Frog, place yourself where
you will"
Ioral: The Man whose Mouth makes his
Presence known is seldom considered worth
minding. - Detroit Free Pres;