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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
JUST BLO0MED.

Come, Marie. take your feathered hat,
And shoulder-cape, and piquant muff,
Some reparrees, laugh, glance,
And in your sleeve a sly rebuff
Come, Marie, come!
Come dancing down the stairs, and call
Some trite remark that sounds divine;
Be saucy at your mothers care
About your wrapsl my aid decline
About your glove.
know not why q foolish girl
Should seem so wise-to be SO sweet;
Nor why, without a glimpse of soul,
You are creature quite complete,
And somewhatrare.
Let me but gaze upon your cheek,
And catch the feryor OF your eye,
And note the dimple at your lip
When declare that shall die
Without your love!
-Ths osatusy,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
WHAT WILD WITS ARE SAYING.

If we could use our own good advice,
how happy we ewould be.-Atchtson Globe.
Apollo was a stickler for the code Of
honor. It was he who first struck the lyre.--
Merchant Traveller.
Quite naturally, it is the man of seasoned
intellect and ripe experience who does not seem
fresh.-Bino ohamton Republican.
Mother-Ella, you cannot marry him. He
has no money. Ella--why, mother, saw him
give s5 to beggar Mother--Probably an accom-
plice.-Boston Herald.
The fly in the champagne punch must not
be held responsible. He is in liquor, and accord
ing the rules OF good society should be excused
for his acts.--Nsao Orleans PicGyune.
Madam-Do up my hair, Felice, while
am down to breakfast.
Felice--Yes, madam; which color?
Madam-The black, please-I am going 70
funeral.--BfDg hGmton Repu6ttcGn.
ST love you well, the stamp exclaimed,
s'Dear envelope so true;
In fact it's evident to all
That am stuck on you."
Minneapolis Tribune.
Mr.. snaesby-Your friend Miss Rapid
has been treating me very i'll. She called me an
old fool Just now.
Miss sharp--How silly Of you to notice it when
you know you are not 30 yet. et.--Scrtbner's.
Is It Coming to This ?-Old policeman
(hurriedly)-Hide your star !
New policeman Qnnocently)-What for
Old policeman-Herec comes gambler, you thun-
dering fool. He'll take 1t away from you II be
sees it?-C Chicago Tribune.
This is Mechanical Age.-Mrs. Brown
(at Mrs. Smiths tea)-Oh, dear that dreadful
Miss Smith is singing again. I wonder what
started her?
Tom Brown Gage 7)-I dropped nickel down
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
Confusing Sixnboards.

from the New 7 orr, ,Irlbune.I
Yes, travelling in the fair State of Alabama
must have its drawbacks. A correspondent of
the Atlanta Constitution reports that "the first
mile-post you come to after leaving Gadsden
said 80 miles to Guntersville,' the next said
'Guntersyil1e 48 miles, and the next 'Gunters-
vile 36 miles, They make lot of signboards
and send man ont to put them up. He scat
ters them along the road as it suits his con-
yenience." 1t is a pity that the convenience
pf this distributor Of signboards should be so
erratic. The stranger in Alabama is liable to
get dreadfully mixed.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

had been framed, and 1t is withdrawn after
the discovery that the Valkyrie, the yacht
which was intended to sail for the cup, is
not nearly so fast as she has been supposed
to be- The trouble is more with the valky-
rie than with the deed of gift; and when the
English get yacht which they think will
win the cup, the deed Of gift will not prove
an insuperable obstacle to contest
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
Key to College Lingo.

from Inc new 7 ork IrlDune.J
When college student asks this question:
"If you took snap course under soft marker,
cut him dead and did no grinding in term, do
you think by a little swiping, tutor and trot,
you could rag B at the series, or would you
fiunk?" this is what he means in English: Do
you think if you elected an easy course under
a careless and good-natured professor, and
didn't attend lectures in term time. that by
coaching with tutor and toadying to the pro-
fessor and using translation, you would fail
in your examination, or get high mark?
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

The decision of the Supreme Court in the
wholesale liquor casesseems to corroborate
the view taken by THE DISPATCH at the
date of their issue. It also vindicates the
opinion expressed by The DISPATCH at
that time, that it was much better to appeal
to the Supreme Court through the regular
channels than to take it out in abusing
Judge White.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

Mr.. CHAUNcEY NJ. DEPEw, in his address
before the Yale Law School, asserted that
the lawyer who would succeed at the bar
must decline Office. Mr.. Depew is lawyer,
but he is also a corporation magnate; and
the force of his example warrants the con-
clusion that the rule, in the case of cor
poration man, may be modified so that the
lawyer who is both need not decline Office
until the Office has declined him.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
If the Spanish Government keeps on pro

IF the Spanish Government keeps on pro-
testing that it never, never will, under any
circumstances or for any price, sell the
Island of Cuba, people may begin to think
that it wants to provoke the United States
into making it big Offer Spain is laying
itself open to the comments of Hamlets
mother concerning the player Queen: "Me-
thinks the lady doth protest too much"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

The imperviousness which the Commits
sioner Of Pensions shows to the flood of
abuse and attack concerning his official de-
liverances. appears to invest remark of
Shakespeare's grave-digger with an almost
prophetic significance, "a Tanner will last
you nine years." said the grave-digger in
Hamlet; and our Tanner seems able to
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
puuIerx nud Hi. Diamonds.

W. NJ. Dunlevy, the local dramatic critic who
lent his diamond pin to Mary Gates, pretty
chorus girl who sings at the Casino under the
name of Lillian Tyson, and then had her ar
rested because she was out when he called at
the room, has his bauble back. He has also
the advertisements of having kept lady whom
he once used to ask out to supper after the
play in a police court cell all night. Miss Ty-
son was brigand again tonight and the Ca
sino seemed packed with her friends.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

The investigation Of the reports of desti-
tuition among the Braidwood, Illinois.
miners is stated to show that while some of
them are destitute, none are actually starv-
ing. 1t is also asserted that none of the
members of the combination which con-
trolls that mining district are suffering from
lack of supplies.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

The temperance of Joseph H. Manley,
in his old stamping ground of the Augusta,
Maine, postofice, indicates that while Mr..
Blaine may not be running this administra-
tion, he is occasionally. and after some de-
lay, enabled to get in little work for the
benefit of his old supporters.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
Big Lord Fauntleroy.

From the New ork TrlDune.J
A Western playwright thinks Of writing a
play to be entitled big Lord Fauntleroy," the
design of which will be to show what gen.
orally undesirable person Little lord Faunt-
leroy became when he grew to be man. There
are great many interesting possibilities in
this idea
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

THAT Cronin case seems to grow more
prolific of roorbacks as it grows older. If
there is any foundation for the idea that
Cronin is alive, the question still remains,
who was the man that was murdered?
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
A sARcAsr1c Eastern cotemporarH ex

a sAKCAsTIC Eastefh Contemporary e1-
claims, Imagine Brice rattling around in
a position once filled by Allen G. Thur
man." 1t would be hard for Brice to fill
Thurman's position; but people should re-
member that the position has had time to
shrink q good deal during the time in which
it was filled by Henry B. Payne, on account
of the utter loss of voice which struck the
Standard Oil statesman about the time that
it was necessary to call for an investigation
of the charges that his seat was purchased.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

The oil brokers who say that they do not
understand dealing in futures should be in
formed that it consists OF letting the public
play the game which ever way it chooses
and charging twice as much for the option
as is necessary to cover all contingencies.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

RUSSELL HARRISON is now on the high
seas, and the opinion is freely heard that
the effect of the ocean upon him is such as
to make him ready to throw up everything
except the offices that he has secured for his
friends
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

THE skies have cleared up more rapidly
after that storm in the Department Of
Awards, than they do in the natural frma-
ment. The street improvements will now
60 on as the weather permits.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
A Nnmc Suggested.

From the Norristown Herald.l
"a company has been formed in New York
to manufacture sandwiches by the thousand"
The name of the organization is not given, but
it is supposed to be some kind of an Eyerlast-
ing Pavement Company.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

THE horn of the brewers and wholesale
liquor dealers is exalted; and perhaps its
contents may induce an even greater exalta-
ton on those who partake of it.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
By Fair or Foul Means.

From the Chicago Tr1bune.I
A man in Brooklyn claims the title of ac-
Gordon champion of the United States, and is
ready to defend the claim against all comers.
Brooklyn is welcome to him. The more accor-
dion players she has the further she will fall
behind Chicago in the census of next year.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
He Must Want the Earth.

From the New York World.l
There is an intimation Of the size of this
country in the fact that a citizen of New York
has just entered suit in California for the re.
covery of $500 ZOO, 900 worth of real estate.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

ANY streets that are not occupied by rail-
ways on paper, should send in their names
to Harrisburg. in order to have the omission
rectifed. Charters are cheap.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
Pennsylvanians Inconsistent.

From the Chicago Eews.j
Pennsylvanians are sadly inconsistent. Last
week they jumped on a prohibition law with
both feet and this week they hanged red
nosed man,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
An Excess of Harmony.

Since his return from Washington last night
Chauncey Depew has told everyone he has
seen how harmonious President Harrison and
his Cabinet are. "The President and Mr..
Blaine" t" he said to-day, ''are in perfect accord
as between themselves and both are in full ac-
cord with the other members of the Cabinet.
The rumors about the Presidents i'll health
are equally unfounded and nonsensical He is
in perfect health and undisturbed by recent
criticisms Of his actions. He knows he has
been elected President; he knows what is ex-
pected of him; and he has perfect confidence
in his ability to fill the BILL" Mr.. Depew also
said thar Colonel Shepard's name was not
mentioned in the White House while he was
there nor was anything said about the Russian
mission. Mr.. and Mrs. Depew will sail for
Liverpool next Wednesday.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

William Prentiss, Ernest Spauswock, Charles
Lansdown and Ernest Greenfield, contract
laborers, who arrived here two months ago ON
the steamship Obdem and were sent back, were
brought into this port again last night by the
Obdam. They say they have no contracts now
and wish to get ashore to shift for themselves.
Collector Erhardt, who doubts the truth of
their story has telegraphed to Washington for
Instructions.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
METROPOLITAN MURMURs.
Two Side. Of the Question.

NEW YORK, June 2S.-Chauncey M. Depew
is just discovering that his speeches for pro-
tection last fall were loaded at both ends. Some
months ago Mr.. Depew imported from Paris
Leon Bonnat's portrait Of Cornelius Wander
bilt. At the Custom House he paid duty Of
so per cent ad valorem. Two weeks later the
picture was returned to Bonnat to be re-
touched. When the portrait was reshipped to
New York, Mr.. Depew applied for the free
entry Of it on the ground that he had paid the
full duty at the time of the first importation.
The collector sent Mr.. Depew's application to
fused to grant it. Mr.. Depew must again pay
the 30 per cent duty. The portrait is valued at
$4,000.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
THE FUNERAL OF MRS. HAYES.
Simple but Impressive Services at the
Grave of the Noble Woman.

Simple but Impressive Services at the
Grave of the Noble Woman.
FREMONT, June 2s.-The body of Mrs. Hayes
was embalmed after death. This morning at
10 o'clock it was arrayed for the grave and
placed in the casket, which is of red cedar, the
corners relieved by red pilasters 1t is covered
with heavy black broadcloth, with massive oxi-
died silver extension handles, full length.
The one on each side attached to the shell by
four silver arms, ornamented in harmony with
the fiuted pilasters The plate bears the
simple inscription: Lucy Webb Hayes. June
25 1882"
The funeral services were simple and unos-
tentatious, preserving the character of
private rather than a public occasion. They
were opened with the reading of the twenty.
third psalm by Mrs. Hayes pastor, Rev. ]. M.
Mills, of the Methodist Episcopal Church. This
was followed by the hymn:
'.My Jesus. as thou wilt
oh may Thy will be mine,
Into Thy hands of love
would my all resign.n
which was read by the Rev, C. E. Barnes. pas.
tor of the Presbyterian Church. The singing
was by quartet choir, led by Prof. Arthur,
mental band of the Twenty-third Ohio, of
which General Hayes was Colonel.
Rev. L. ID. McCabe, LII. D., who performed
the marriage ceremony for Mr.. Hayes and
Wllc. tueh ueiltcTcu u uIlel luueTai auuTesS
1t was the desire of the family that there
should be no sermon. Rev. NJ. Long, of the
Evangelical Lutheran Church, then repeated
the Lords prayer. closing the simple and impress
sive services, which had been go arranged as to
bring into requisition the services of all the
evangelical ministers of the city. An opportu-
nifty was then given to the throngs of sympa-
thizing visitors from abroad to view the body,
the Fremont Light Guard Band, which was
stationed some distance from the house, play
ing number of suitable selections meanwhile.
The funeral cortege then took up its line of
march to Oakwood Cemetery, where the inter-
ment took place.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
Teacher. win Take an 0utlnp.

Four hundred teachers from all parts Of the
United States will sail for Europe tomorrow
on the steamship Servia. The boat will carry
no other passengers. One hundred of the
teachers will land at Southampton, visit Lon.
don and two weeks later will 60 to France
to see the Exposition and to meet the
rest of the party, which in the meantime will
have travelled from Hamburg to Paris via Ber-
lin and Frankfort Many of the teachers will
remain abroad till next spring.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
A Suit About a Cigarette Picture.

Miss Oracle Wade. of Brooklyn, an actress,
has just asked the Court to award her $40, 900
damages in her suit against William Duke &
Co., cigarette manufacturers. Miss Wade
thinks that the cigarette manufacturers libeled
her by ''wrongfully and immodestly attachinga
picture of her head and face. reduced in size,
to q ridiculous figure dressed in tights, exhibit
ing the lower limbs and tending to show that
the plaintiff was person of simmoral charac-
ter" These pictures were circulated through
out the country with Duke & Co.'s cigarettes
The counsel for Duke & Co. to-day applied for
bill of particulars on the ground that Miss
Wades complaint described any one of 100
cigarette pictures published by his clients. The
judge denied the application on the ground
that the name, "Miss Oracle Wade," suficed
for the Identification of the picture. The case
will be tried next week.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
Am Arfist In Trouble.

A breach of promise suit was brought against
Augustus P. Friedlander, the artist, to-day. by
Miss Gallagher. of Newport Miss Gallagher
claims that Mr. Friedlander made loveto her
in her mothers boarding house at Newport
last summer. and finally promised to marry
her. Immediately after his return to his home
in New York he told her she must look out for
another man. as he had ceased to love her.
Mr. Friedlander is an artist of considerable
local fame, and prominent member of the
Palette Club. Last season he exhibited at the
Academy of Design picture of Verest Chagin,
the Russian painter, which was considered
something of q masterpiece. He makes gen.
eral denial of the truth of Miss Gallagher's
story.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
Why the Dawn Wenr. Gray Tiuts.

Why the Dawn Wears Gray Tints.
From the Baltimore Amerlcan.I
The dawn wears its gray tints because the
day has just at that time gone into half-morn-
ing
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

In tackling Portugal, England seems to
have judiciously selected a safe antagonist.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

withstand the storm much longer than that,
if the powers will give HIM chance.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29
TERMS OF THE DISPATCH.

POSTAGE FREE IN THE UNITED STATES.
DAILY DISPATCH, One Year....................ss0o 90
DAILY DISPATCH, Per Quarter. 200
DAILY DISPATCH, One Month ..............". 70
DAILY DISPATCH. including Sunday, year. 10 90
DAILY DISPATCH, including Sunday, Smiths. 50
DAILY DISPATCH, including Sunday month 90
SUNDAY DISPATCH, One Year .....-........... so
WEEKLY DISPATCH, One Year ................ l Is
THE DAILY DISPATCH is delivered by carriers at
Is cents per week. or including Sunday edition, at
20 cents per week.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

MRS. ISAAC BATCHELOR, of Sicklersville,
N. j., daughter of Samuel Ramaick. has found
in Reading Pa, her father, sister and broth.
ers. from whom she had been separated for 10
years.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

A CHEESE which had been placed on pine
box in the grocery store of James E. Kich-
mond, in Meadville, Pa, was discovered to be
burning briskly. The box was also charred.
How the cheese was fired is not known.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-06-29

THE reflection of the electric lights at Har-
risburg. Pa, is found to scare the fish, and
bobbing for eels at nights less effective than
it used to be.
The Portland daily press., 1889-01-08
THE STRIKERS TREATY OF PEACE.
Settlement OF the Troubles OF tho
Burlington Employees.
The Road VIII Care First for Its
Present Servants,
But the Strike VIII Not be Recalled
Against the Participants.

CHICAGO, Jan. THE conditions on
which the G. b. & Q. strike were settled may
be inferred from the following message from
President Perkins TO Vice President Stone:
"The company will not follow up, black
list, or in any manner attempt to prescribe
those concerned in the strike. but on the
contrary win cheerfully give to all who have
not been guilty Of violence or other improper
conduct, letters Of introduction. showing
their record inlsour Iservice viii be given.
and will, in all proper ways, assist them In
finding employment. The first duty OF the
management Is TO those who are In the com
pany'S employ, and we must remember and
protect their interests by promotions and BY
every 0tner means In our power. Beyond
this, II 1t should become necessary 10 20
outside the service for men In
any capacity, It Is our Intention to select tha
best men available and In making the selec-
tions not to exclude those who were engaged
in the strike Of February "a, II they are the
best men available and provided they have
not since been guilty Of violence or other I'm
proper conduct"
This was submitted to the committee OF
the strikers, who replied as follows: eve.
the undersigned committee, In behalf OF our
repective organizations, the Brotherhood OF
Locomotive Engineers and Brotherhood
OF Locomotive Firemen, and as representa-
tiyes OF ex-empl0yes Of the Burlington
system who left the service Of said company
February q, 1888, or later, on account Of the
strike, approve the foregoing agreement and
hereby declare the strike Of said ex-employes
as settled"
The Portland daily press., 1889-01-08
The MccIhanx Car


we alluded In brief terms yesterday 10 the
palace car in which the McGIbeny Family
live and travel, which is now standing at the
Union Railway Station. II Is undoubtedly
one Of the largest and finest cars in the
country. being "a feet in length and costing
$4,000. In the rear Is located the kitchen,
with range. water heaters and lockers, and
next to the kitchen. reached by a nall which
extends to the drawing room beyond. is the
pantry. Above the pantry are located the
water tanks, and back Of the pantry Is the
drawing room, with couches, easy chairs and
other articles Of luxury. Immediately ad-
dining, in order, are the library, private
room Of Mr.. MeGibeny and bath room. Sill
yer, china and linen closets, and ladies' and
gentlemen's toilet rooms are conveniently
located, and adjoining the library a neat
burglar aud fire proof safe Is placed so as 10
be entirely hidden from view. There are 16
berths and two state rooms. The car Is pro-
vided throughout with electric call bells, 1--WE
servants are In attendance, and it Is heated
by steam. Under the car are ten lockers,
where are carried provisions for three weeks
supplies, ton Of anthracite coal, half ton
of Ice and other articles.
The Portland daily press., 1889-01-08

Of ascertaining whether his conclusion is
correct, namely. that the relative co-efficient
of expansion between iron and steel is con-
slant for all temperature between the limits
minus Is degrees and plus 95 degrees temper
ature.
After several failures the organ is now
successfully driven by power furnished by a
water motor placed in the chapel cellar. The
motor is known as the "Tuerk" motor. Its
popularity consists In the use of balance
conical valve, to which lever is attached,
by means Of which the supply of water used
can be regulated according to the work re-
quired to be done. This lever is attached
to weight suspended above the bellows Of
the organ, so that when the top part Of the
frame work rises 1t lifts the weight at the
point where the bellows are full. As the
air is used in playing, the bellows fall away
from the weight, which. in turn, lets on
more water Action Is therefore automatic.
Inc cost, Of using the motor is about three
cents per hour.
A new and commodious desk has lust been
placed In the library, directly opposite the
entrance. 1t is of black walnut. with We
neer finish, billiard cloth top. and has A row
OF drawers arranged especially for a librari-
ans work, at each side. This new departure
Is for the exclusive use Of Prof. Hall. while
his assistant, Miss Fletcher, will use the old
delivery desk.