The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-09-05
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n.. 10 lhe paper today snart Nevsboy
The data
He lrssoe.e5i Well. Joe nsy 70 far
ibss snS fsss .orse She -Y@. bat 4 cas- /
10 aoss stosra here.
Tee Sverige msE 81 The funEer rfsors
10 Ills lighted osnaie the logger be
co liiEues NE ',hustsf" be grove
"a, the bs,ettr sads bis hsnd 10 u Q
weight a The siess. be pionsly ashs 10
lsassii love 10 steal. While. svsish.
"A By feocsiiy tuss himself because
seHsseodY fosad fssIi With him That
boy vs noi bors 10 be = countfr edi
tsf
Mr. Speaker. I've got The ho0r
30 ! perceive. ar. sud II your feet were
liiile larger you'd have The whole
boct
a eorrsspopden, suggests tbs, John
l.. Salli'sa's bus. be placed on the new o
oeni postage sismps Bat Sullivan csn',
be licked.
Al school. Nov. my little desrs. can
you veil me The plural Of ebildf Young-
sier (irsntioally raising bis srml Yes, sir;
eaD, Tsinsl
Pa. she called mp stairs, lhi. clock
do~n here 10 the ball isn't going. II isn't.
shi be retained; well. don't IL. that be AT
rsmpie TO Adolphus.
He Talking about names. wish
could get mine changed. think it is
too ugly for anything. She tenihusias
iically)- Oh, don't. think ]. IL just
lo,elyi
Well, doctor. how did you enjoy your
African iourneyi How did you like the
savAgesf Oh. they were very kind. heart.
cd people; they wanted TO keep me there
for dinner.
Mrs. Nsndefbiit's recent barn party
81 Newport wns grand affair doubtless
bat . country barn party In corn shuck-
ing time will knock the spots Of i, Tor
genuine fun.
Tom (ansrily) Did yon hear Dick
call ms fooli Hsrry-No; on tho con-
trsry be paid you q compliment. Alb. what
did be ssyf He said you we're not the only
fool 10 the world.
Mrs Cable What an swfulIy wor
ried, snIious, despairing look Mrs. Good
soul hn Mrs Dabble Yes. l guess she's
stopped doing her own work aud has gone
10 keeping girl.
She lin the art depot Didn't the
clerk say. jim. thst them two people on
that there pitcher we're Paul and Vir.
ginisi Hell don't remember. Susan,
whether he said Virginia or West Vir
ginia,
Mr.. DE Groot Everything I've got in
the world ia yours, Alice, II you'll only
say the word, Little Tommy iron out
sidel There's one thing you won't get un.
less your young man hurries. His hoss
Just run away.
--Wsiter-l can recommend the eggs,
sir. They're beautifully fresh, new laid.
Ia TACT, MscDnifer-- What. today His
Spouse (horrihed) My love what are you
thinking about You don't suppose hens
lay on the Sabbath
Stranger DID pedestrian pass this
way few minutes sgo' Farmer-No, sor
I've been right outer this later patch fer
moro'n a mower, and hotter blamed thing
has passed eept ooe solitary man az he
was rsmpin' erlong on foot.
First stranger I'm Boston, Can you
tell me how 10 reach Washington street,
Second stranger That's Just where want
TO 60 Lets work together. You 20
south and I'll go north. and we'll report
progress every time We meet.
Mics Lovelorn was terribly fright.
ened one evening In the country. A tramp
sprang 9. me with = long knife and tried
TO steal my hair Miss Caustique - How
thankful you must have been thu, you
eoul take II of and give tito him,
Have you got your scales with your
sAii The trout to the sucker. have, |
answered the sucker Whyl Well. said
The trout I'm going TO take that fly and
I'd like TO be weighed before leave the
brook, just for my own salisfs ction.
Miss Crimple TO clerk Of the Snake
Greek House, Will you please send the
porter TO our room. Mr.. Bigstudp CLERK !
Yes ma'am; anything wrons2 Miss
Cnmple-Psps iust shot mosquito, and
90 would like Patrick to carry ii ont.
Mrs. McGinnis TO lsndlord) Does
yea think oi'm soin 10 pay rim, fur place
loike thisS Jist look at the wather 10 tibet |
cellar. an see me poo chickuns ez is |
dhrounded. Landlord Tut, tot, my good
woman. Why dont yon keep geesel
-wibbie -whsi do you think OF this
idea Of adapting tho sutHower ss the "a.
sionsl aoSeri wabble Pretty good idea, |
! think. II Is typical Of quite snumcr
ous class Of Americans. II makes big
spread oil summer sod IL very secdy 10 The
fall
Hicks Whist IN ignorant fellow Blsr.
dess isl talked 10 him 30 honr Last nigh,
about literary matters. and don't believe
be knsv any more When I got through
than shsn ! began. Spodkins My dear
man. hsventa doubt OF IT, OF course be
didn't
odd schoolmsis meets Thompson
whom be has no. seen Tor several years
old Friend by tho ~sy. old man. hou