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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-04-18

ONO RIVER RAILROAD.-TIME
" Table taking effect Feb. 10, 1889, PaNen.
ger trains will run AZ f~ollOws-Centnl Time,
All trains daily except those marked thuEf
which do not run on SUNDAYS.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-04-18

NEW YoHK, April IT, rig Iron quiet, COP
per nominal. Lead steady domestic HG. III
llFner aud qulet BttAltS SO 10.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1889-04-18
WANTED
For Rent.

nor RENT-THE RESIDENCE, No,
i liz Market street, Enquire " ll& Water
street. ape
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
rAsssNeNx>



FT,sa Yokohama, pSr 5 ) TaSASSge
Ma. NIX AS-Or : NtSi2, n- : NGrSurS,
: HxySSSwS, ! storage and 1t&s japanese
immigrants
From San Francisco. per terra W )
Roune. nsS SS-&-s N \ Leach, III 4
LEWIS. CwSS1 NAPOLEON. NsSSS Napoleon,
ant J peSS-sSssae-
Prom WSSzsuA ana Wsl&n&s, per Ssras
NSz.lA. Dec 81 N Hevsss, y S0-eASrat
ani - deck passengers
Pnan vSn1ua7d Ports, per ssmr " 9
Hal nee S>-HSS ENce2lesscx Hon L \
ThurSson. II n tSSvSr,. + INssAsi, { SS>eT-
cs- and wife, Ms lsrsS S-s1 child, " +
Rawsll. Ms Il Weeks, Ms . MsSSnoe,
: LSz1ro ar>s vile, Nh : DAVIS, { : tearNi,
; Ms nsSnSsaS. & W { k&s0ls2. NUu Chung
and : deck rNSSSe1gc->
H'-o.a KSuzS. ro- S.uaz MSS&h2l&. Dec ~
Il T ESSAoP, Ms { Z Hsshop, Jas hlrSs
xrsi wife / CSEso1, ASASord Sp<z,cS- Sn1
USie, L Spencer, NJ Ans-zaA, : Chinese and
= deck p4SSSsge-S-
Prom. Maui. per SS-ar LsSelSSe, DEC "
Mis- Clara SsU2rz- : lsssi, keSurnSno. Ms
and wlse. y Alan. " Marshall, Mr. ASSrS,
An Lee, \ \ Kerr. and - DECK passengers.
REAR-TEE
EoT N&s1s- PC >ssalG 4-@SS-.>s- A's'e -S-ts
" Asye--
Fer Howi2lsa Is.S.si, per scAr Twilight,
ns,e ss-I I Arundel and servant,
Fa- San Francisco, Per hStn : \ Cas-
tie. Dec Ss-nrJ + Presley. ! Taylor. L \
IscvsSoa and child, and Il WO--.iactcr-
For Maui and ESE&Sl per Ss,ar kiu<C,
Dec 9s-NlsS Helen X Wllisr, Wider
Wschs. NsSo- sam Parker and wife. Miss
Parker. Mss Low. Miss noSSSss, Misses
Holmes ~. Miss WedsholSe, II WoGs-
h0zSs- II. N-> Coasy- \ SrlSshSes, Mrs
LSsatsN0.. Ms kiuus, L Z Hind. Miss
Hind. + HIND. LSe<,s CA Y Y Ashford,
Kin Chs. Z Rvc-Ost, n- Sheldon. and
AaogzE p deck passengers
For hNVSS, Per Strnr MlS2hSl4. Dec Is
/. His EOsae- AS>oezzse Justice : Z Doe.
Mss { Ms. Mss X lSwSS. Mr. Susher-
land " Kinney, Z C&ttoa. Chinese SuC;
- desk passengers
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
MORE JAPANESE.
:. :, rakassro Naru Arrives with Over
Eicven Hundred in Good Condition.

:. :, rakassgo Naru Arrives with Over
Eievcn Hundred in Good Condition.
The Japanese steamship rakasago
Maru arrived IRON Yokohama Wednesday
morning, with las labor immigrants
from the agricultural districts in Japan.
Capt. J. H. Brown has been promoted TO
another steamship of the same fleet. his
place being taken by Capt. Geo. W. Con-
ner. This contingent Of plantation labor
comprises a40 men and s0S women. All
were in good health ON arrival, the vessel
presenting clean bill. They had been
provided with warm bath every alter
nate day during the passage. The Taxa
Sago Maru was remarkably clean when
she reached port. Capt. Conner would
seem to be worthy successor to Capt.
Brown, as the third trip OF the vessel Is
ike unto the preceding ones in satisfac-
tory results. The passengers were landed
at the Immigration Depot with smooth
ness and dispatch. Mr.. Hayakama ar
rived by this steamer as an attache to
the japanese Consulate.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
The Germans in Africa.

Coast villages opposite Zanzibar are
constantly being burned by the Ger
mans Ii is reported that the German
Admiral Il going TO meet the English at
Modbaisa
Bushieri, with 300 men armed with
breech-loaders, having two guns, forcibly
occupied Bagamoyo. He intrenched
himself 500 yards from the German com
Tanies' stronghold, cutting off retreat to
the sea, and preventing the landing OF
the German boats The German men
Of-war then bombarded the town, de-
stroyiBg the British Indians houses. A
decisive engagement Is imminent.
The Italian ship Dogill has joined in
tise slave trading blockade. The situa-
ton on the German coast Is exceedingly
grave The sowing season has arrived.
but the colonists make no attempt 10 cuI-
tivate the land for fear If insurgenf at
tacks- The natives refuse TO work. be-
cause they are afraid OF being captured
and sold as slaves. There is danger that
famine viii ensue.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
POLICE COURT.

MONDAY. Dee ~.
Akani, Mike Harvey, Lapana kaawa,
W. E Spooner, kemiki, Owen ] Holt,
IT., joe and Jim Crow, drunk, S. each.
John ColRan, an aged lolser in Fow-
ier's Yarsl, Is committed 10 the Insane
Asylum on the testimony o. Geo. W.
Fowler and Dr. s g. Tucker
kaie Widimana, assault and battery
on Aana, fosieits SIS bail
ice Fernandez and John Santos. fur
Gus and needless riding. S6.45 each.
WEDNESDAY, Dec. 70.
\ Larceny case goes over 10 Jan. Sd
and another i discharged
Edward Murphy. defended by Y. V.
Ashford, is acquitted OF assault and bat
terry On Palau, as the evidence shows the
otfense committed on different date
from that charged.
Keaomakani, Susan kealoha, W f.
Spooner, Jas. Champion, John Harrison.
III. Renold, Harry Stockwell, & Ryan, l,
Chas. Wilson, Mrs Mary StockbTooke,
kahula, Mrs C. Polaku, Louis. j. Puhi,
kamakau, Joe Bostanina, kekai, Pahia,
Geo Gibson, r. S. Scrimgeour, John
Waehinalo, Ioane, Solomon, Varney Es-
tail, Kealakai, John Scott. Louis Sylvia,
Keahe, George McGregor, Kealoha Ka-
lauokaiani and kauhane-32 all told
were fined or forfeited from So to s. Tor
drunkenness
J. Dalton, drunk in saloon, $40. One
case OF pleading not guilty and one plead
. ing guilty to drunkenness were further
continued These make the total drunk
list s.
John MicheaI, common nuisance in
throwing fire crackers, $50.
kalani, larceny OF coat from Thos.
Matthew, two months at hard labor and
81 % fine.
FRIDAY, Dec. %.
VIA. Good. J. C. Marchant and ka-
makoa, s. and costs each for drunken
ness. VIM. Lamskan, same offense, re
primanded.
kakaio, assault and battery, $3.50
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
DEPARTURES

NoNpAE- Dse- -
S.u- L5ze,5ke. Davies, Tor k&aului- ;
S.a- eLcko-H. lIcs5rego-, Tor MolokzS, 5
Ss@r James N-kee- N2:zulav- 5o- K=-
S@r kzzaea Hen Cameron. Tor Ham
AkC4- = n
TcEDsx. Dec y
An b&rS \ Castle, Hubbard, for San
Bz Discover. Nezl so- San Francisco
WESE9Ax Dec -
S.mr Klnza, LarelEezl. sar Maui and
SszsT NEzzEzI1. Freeman. Tor Kzusi. Al
SpD-
SnE Ezu3ls5, 81 : ? m
Scllr Ls1-z- Clsr&. fer Hz@zSu2 zl6
He v.g-s>- II 5 p m
S1Gr : B C-n-zlirS. Nelson. for koolzG.
Gan
nsr Twilight Larsen, to- HOziznd
fSzl5-
Schr 3Ils sEc,grss Tor koolzu-
Schr MARY for E2lale5-
SeAr hz--I----. fur ElsslS Kauai
Ser SssleEzI io- WzzDe1-
SIR lz-Ez IL holzlz
THUzs1sy. De1 =.
S1z-r Nzzlz- Ca5erEo.e3, tor Waizslz
and MzszEze- a y : n
Scr IA Mo- tc- EzZ4kzs HzEzl5
SE- w 51- LosossI sE6 Nam
ED4E Dac -
S2E Z B5SaCg WSzs-z sI1 hcoszu.
z1s
SA--z7Ax. Dee -
SehE Hess Eo- Esz
SCSBs1. Ok 81
SIM Izszszlzc- Dawes foz NoZoszi- Al g
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01

EnNnrrEr. EsN. Z. ~.

EGNaLS7ET-, -FSN. 2. ~
FS-ss-1 marine S--svkis to- she Ossk have
been tbs sz-a ", : Sowas sd bark >a1o-
rz4. San Francisco, : : T&Szssco Ns-S.
Ixpsa bark Dznsca7e. Liverpool.
Departures hxve hesz sias harssasznes :
n. Castle xzi Discovery. S&a FsS~czSco'
sna s,AoonS- LvilcAs- Rowland Isasssi,
ms bzsksziS-s ", & Dizao2S wSs - s<sl
yss.s-5ax-
RsoS1psS - sand rs051cS toc ne ~esS
kxvs included $50 S21s s-s2r xG6 &ts'
hxss -acs- Seavy sa5zzsnis are making
dIrs,1 10 Esx-Ses tro1A hkAulzi &2l &2hS-
kc-z tins ss2s0a-
Tvs iAs. qz&rsszly xzi monthly &cooSnss
Of TIE ye&- VII fairly T. rs AK ssls week
Fro-a tie -1x-1s- u which sssy z-s received
sr5 Sczs5 =po1. reasonably Soc=-ztS
e<.zuxts q she coa1Issoa 0. icosxl srAis
mzy os gained
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
PORT OF HONOLULU. H 1
ARRIvAI>.

NoSRAX. pe>- -
SeA- E.aSz Ero-.s ko1zla. Hawai-
ScA- Me Ne-ElS E0o-a hcO1zU- Oahu
>chr Mz-v f-e-a ES.laleS-
TUssaAx. nee- =.
>i,ar TS@lz..l- Wsi-. from h3lHASgz.
81 lem " : Fserrse. E,Ghaa. = DAYS
from >Sl Erz1clsc0-
Sehr kz Mo- from HzEzi1.
ScAr Nos W4hlre from Hz1n&Sy-@- H@-
wuNrsaSv, Dec- -
LAP : ; Tzkzs4sO Mzza, Coassz-. Il 5zys
zr,S : ho1rS f-S1a YssSoASEaS-
Szra- { Z Bishop, Is Cl2I-s- t7o1a c1r''-lsl
Sir Lzao-za, .-o-n R4aaakaA
THvEsnAx. Dee .
SIR Wzls1zlv- from L-zCyShos1soe-
EEl2Ax- Dee =
An Ia So2c-2a- Gr5AsI,s. - days from
SIM N 6 Rz-.. Clancy f-osa Na~i ~nd
Exuz5l
Ssr1r Kzals, Underwood, fsOsa Wsian2e
and Mas.
Sca- EfsssS l7o-2 EWS-
Salr Ezls-s4la frosa Pegeeke0-
Sch- Sa-za and E-lzz from hoal2C-
Ser 1o>sssaAi-Se f-osl EE2-
STAR Izss-Ise. DAVIS from kzhClu1-
Sz-1- MoScs1- NC>SCsso-. ircs2 No1Ok1i
and L4z45
S.-ar James Nzkse, Naoeulay- from kA-
S.@ry = Ca2asaiaS- Nelsoa. fron koo-
Lax
S.zu- Pee >-ay-hs. fso-a Hznsaksz-
Sszn- Exa- WIl>.oz- from EwS.- O2hu-
>vSnNY, Dec- 81
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
An IBdependens Editor.

The editor Ok the Courier lett Izss
Wednesday fox augusta VIA Atlanta,
where ne gus TO attend meeting Of the
Weekly Press Association and to visit
the Exposition He may also 20 TO
Charleston s c., before returning
hone- He left home With two collars
and tEo pair Of cuffs, So and free pass
in his GRIP but he looked Ike he
Owned the earth Our editor i no sar-
dfne-ILeary Ca Courier.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01

Notice Of Special Psrtnersb;,

III
L the undersigned have inrmr1 4
partnership pursuant - thc sfateir - :. -
made aud provided -
Tha, the name 20 the n.m ars.- -
sueh partncsshi2 y to BE- eardncied 4. 49,
CHONG G CO. That the rcnerei r.r~-- -~t14
business 10 be transacted i the Ral.f-- = 2
ing AM Ccltsrattu1 % Rice. n ~ So, -
Oahu. the oWnin< and opcraftaa 81 ~. -, - g
ing Mills on said Island - tsahr. ~ ~. -
ing and selling 81 all kirsl4 ~ &C.,. = 81
and Merchandise IN said lslarss az ts.h- -
That the pripcipsl place % hass.'~-. - Il.
arm is Hoaelaiu, Island - t'sAa. o. 49,
Street.
ina, TIC name q all abe ecasral ..a Ss-.s..
A. u. Loo Sgawk. Hong Quan. T.--- -.
Soy and l. Afai, who all reside IN N.,s-s.-N
Island 90 ORhn. and tnm Soy Kan. ~. -
a. kaalaea, District o. koolaapcka. lss,-f :.
Chung Wa and Tong Hung. who rr~il~ IL - -
lslu. Island OF uaha. aud l. Apana -
Chang Wat. Leoug Nsm and I. Tnrk 49, -
all reside At Kong Shconr tn. disiricf - -
Sau. in the Empire % chinx. are ne ss~-s.
partners; aud that the said A. H. Lco 49,
Hong Quon. Tong chong Scy ard L As -
each Contributed the sum % Five TSs,..---.s.
Dollars tSs.oco.es1. and the said Ian Ssr -
has contributed she SUN % Fiffern TO-.
Dollars tsiS,u1;oN towards the capifai sss-7
and that the said partnership - 70 cu-urs--.~
ON the First day OF January. A. d. fssBI - y.
continue aud be in force for the Term a. -
1850. = =
Dated Honolala. November ~. A. d -
A. H. Loo NgawS. Hozs Qnnu.
Tong Chang Soy. L. Alai,
Tong Hung. Lam Chnnr va
Ium Say Nan.
L. Apana, BY his Attorney in fscf. All.
Ngawk.
Tong Chang Wal lOl. by her Attorney IN -.
Tong Chung Soy.
Leong Nam. BY his Attorney IN fact. Al
Ncawk,
l. Tack Kong. BY his Atserary in tsss. A
Loo NgawS-
Ggiy acknowledged before Thcs W gos---
Notary Public. Island Of Oahn. the IA ssr II
nt,.arnl Me- lSSS -
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
DIED

3LE>0N-AG ksmenzaseIlz >choss. De-
esmh@r = lSsS iron. IN accident.
Csssrie>- zeei L years eldest S0n q Rev
" . am Mr. oies0a- native os these
islands
LISDSAY-Ai South hosEa, HzEaii. Dee
. lsS,. o consumption. John Lindsay.
aged = years nstige O5 Scotland
EARRI>-In San F.snez>oo. Dee 5. ISIS.
He1Ty- beloved son VI Mrs. : Harris.
aged $ years and : months
SHERRY-Af HOaOguiu, Dec- 18th. Of
TYPHOID lever. William She-ry. late Oyer-
XXI a Hes5z Plzntsti0n, aged y years.
native u B-oOkiyn- n Y
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
vessel. in Port from Forrirn Ports

Vessels in Port from Foreign Ports
Il ) Il : Co-ne-els- NsEaoslS- Cruise
[ : 4lz--- y t5rzAz1- Czliz0- : 4
Bk kzizsz1z Eeaie-sol- TzhsEl-
B& CSylUl. Calhoun II TCHaSelG
Bk L-=-ty L-z-2pson ->o6S-srel. Francisco
b L II BrTzEs-- Lex San Frxnczso3
Bk- " Z Di2O1t Z ? DreE. san Fran
Ten " BgzEs &uhu Sal F-SEszsco-
Jap : TzkzSzg0 Mzzu. Ccnne-- YsSe-
kama
Bk Solozz- 5rl2fszS- San trSnzzsco-
Brit * Dcnsoe-r- Hind, Liverpool
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
BORN

LEyEY- December 2lsFl. 20 she zife Of I.
J. L@y=s- sen
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01
Receipts Of Frosgoe-fs- ,he week.

The British Erark SarzCa arr5Fed at ESIz<-
eDE ScEe-at-r- 9Sh iron Ho.1Eulo ylz
San Frzrsrz=c5
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01

The quickest passage ever made from
land to Land across the Atlantic was
made IN August BY the Allan steamer
P4risszn. From Tory Island, on No
vile, to Belle Isle took DAYS, IL hours
and 10 minutes.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01

Brush t~i rs Brush tx Smith fol
plaintiff
Kzaiemzuna fSb v. Alika lkl- Kane
for plaintiff; Rosa for defendant
kzbznan1i fw) Is. kahananui fkl
Creighton for plaintiff; Rosa for defen
dznt-
Lycets tEl " Lycett lkp. Brown fol
Tssiniif-
Davis erl - Davis Ckl- Rosa for plain
kazitz) - Kssi tkj- Rosa for plain
Gresory sw) v Gregory ,kl- KauiukOl
for plaintiff
Ksnaskakoa *, V Kaholo tul. Ach
for plaintiff.
kam.lu lk) V. wairaioetxl- Achi fO
plaintiff
Kaahi tw, Is. Kapioho tkt Smith TO
Plaintiff
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-01-01

I'||
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-05-26
A NECESSARY QUALIFICATION.

The closing night of the Festival de-
veloPed a striking example of the in
Suitability of the encore fend and also of a
failure on the part of the conductor to rise
to the occasion.
Alter Nine. Lehmann-Kalisch had made
evident her refusal to respond to the en-
thusiastic eneores of the Fidelio duo, of
course every reasonable person in the
audience was ready to have the regular pro-
gramme 60 on. In an audience of that size,
however, there is always certain proper
tion that does know when to stop. Because
q score or two of people out of an audience
of 5000 persist in shifting their hands
together out of season, is not a sufficient
reason to suspend the performance until
they are either quelled or contented.
However high Herr Seidl's abilities as a
musical conductor, he failed in the essen
tial quality of ruling the situation and tax
ing the opportunities he had of resuming
the programme. Instead, he weakly al
lowed the situation to rule him, and after
permitting himself to be foiled by merely
sporadic clapping two or three times, finally
gave in and permitted the encore fends to
work their will.
The episode was not satisfactory one, but
the responsibility rests more upon the con-
ductor than with the audience. Theaudience
was not to blame for the presence ofthe swim
ishly enthusiastic element, but prime requis-
lite of conductor is to know how to quell the
encore tiends.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-05-26
NOT A VALID ARGUMENT.

A paragraph has been going the rounds
of the papers showing the perfect content
and prosperity of the Pitcairn Islanders,
who are descended from the old mutineers
OF the British ship Bounty. The state
ment is that they hold their landin common,
and the disposition is shown to hold up
their case as an example in favor of COM
munity Of property.
But the statement does not tell the whole
story. The Pitcairn Islanders have no
railroads and are consequently not bur-
dened by the necessity of paying freight
charges on watered stocks They have no
trade, and are not kept on the keen jump to
look after the chances of wealth. Their
creed is SO simple that they need not worry
themselves over the disputes of predestina-
ton or evolution. They have no intoxica-
ting liquors, are without tobacco, and above
all, as the highest indication OF their idyllic
state, they have no fashions as an object of
life for the women, and no politicians to set
the example of leadership among the men.
Any one of these features of primordial
life, or all of them together, may be taken
as the cause'fo the content and peace of the
Pitcairn people. The fact is that they all
show the fact to be that while retaining
Christianity they have relapsed into the ease
and Incidence of the South Pacific Islands,
Whether it is better to retain that simple
life than to plunge into the hustle, hurry
and struggle of civilization may be an open
question. But the fact is that such
rudlmentary style Of life can furnish no ex-
ample for the organization OF great nations.
They may teach the virtue Of contentment
and the dignity of quiet and uneventtul
life; but they can yield no argument for
social systems in the great and busy world.
Beyond that the question will suggest it.
self: Are the Pitcairn Islanders any better
for their virtues, under absence from temp
tation, than the millions who lead equally
obscure but honest and contented lives un-
der the temptations to greed and dishonesty
encountered in the active world?
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-05-26
PlTTsBURG, SUNDAY, MAY 26, 1889.
pIsAPPoINTED BASEBALL yoTARIEs,

In former years, at this season, baseball
speculation was all the go. This year the
May Musical Festival supplanted athletics
in the interests of the community, but now
that the last echoes of Wagner, Beethoven,
HAYDEN and the rest of the old masters have
died away among the rafters of the Expo
sition building, the public, ever on the alert
for something new, will turn afresh to the
record of League percentages, and look with
curiosity for the whereabouts of the Allie
ghenies.
We are afraid the discovery will not be Of
the kind to stir enthusiasm. For several
years past Pittsburgers have literally pat
ronized the ball games, not alone because of
their liking for the sport itself, but also with
the feeling of hopefulness, born of local
pride, that some day their club would get
into the front rank. But the organization
does not improve with age. Its drop from
the favorable showing early in the season to
near the foot of the list makes Imagination
that it is in the race for the pennant seem
like vain thing.
What is worth doing at all is worth doing
well. If Pittsburg is to have representa-
i've ball clubit should ask for the best going.
Stir up, We Alleghenies, or the national game
will soon lose much of its local interest.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-05-26
THE ART OF COURTsHIP.

So ye asst her, Cyrus? An she answered with
'sNop''
An ye think the world . sandy desert wilderness
Of woe?
An the wind is full Nv grOanin' an the air is full
of piZen,
An there ain'tno blessed star NV hope peeps over
yer horizon?
An the purty-smellin roses look like tossels on
hearse,
An the joys Nv this probation you are nndin'
An the birds sing funeral dIrges to the ears nv
Cyrus Baker,
An the universe is lyin' ready for the UNDER
taker.
Cyrus Baker, yer nat, sir, an you couldn't well
be 1atter;
The way git the girl yer love is jest by keepn'
at her,
All the purity dears are cur'us-this is jest the
way view it
That the gals would like to luy yer, but ye've got
to make 'em do 1t.
Don't hang roun' a-looking lonesome as an icicle
in June.
An go a-janglin' through the worl'. fiddle out
NV tune;
An call an see her now an then, but don't get
sentimental
But drop in once or twice month, as II twas ac-
cidental.
But don't do regular courtin', an don't hang
roun' an haunt her,
An don't say any words NV luv, however much
yer want ter.
An ten to one she'll sweeten up, for Nancy can't
stay soured,
An mex time she'll say ''Yes'" so quick that
you'll be Overpowered.
An then the universe'll be brim full Of song an
praise,
The sky will be flower patch stuck full Of star
bouquets,
The wind IL be fiddler pisyin' tunes upon the
grass,
An, he'll play his joliiest music wen you am
' p-''' -SauannaA Ns.Os.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-05-26
AN IMPORTANT DEFINITION.

Minnesota's new Law making drunken
ness penal Offense, which has already gone
into effect, will, before its enforcement has
proceeded very far, raise large number of
interesting and intricate questions. With
penalties ranging from $40 for the first of
tense, to q $40 fine and 60 to 90 days impris-
onment for the third or subsequent ofenses,
the definition of drunkenness Will become
very important. The first point upon which
those who are fond of spirituous beverages
will need to inform themselves will be what
the courts regard as drunkenness.
A necessity for such definition arose in
the deliberations of our License Court, but
that was by no means so urgent as when i'm
prisonment and crime will follow upon
the transgression of that indefinite line by
some unconscious imbiber. Before drinkers
proceed to their hbations they must study
the Supreme Court reports in order to learn
whether the law fixes certain amount of
beverage, or certain condition of hilar-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-05-26
WHAT WILD WITS ARE SAYING.

Though not a man-ofwar the City Of
Paris is declared member Of the eheet.-Bdtttmore
american.
Baseball Item.-As lady at the Yale
field put It yesterday-The bluebirds ate the Do.
tato bugs all up.-Ns,O HGuen Nsl0s.
Dificult.-Doetor-A now, as to the
swelling on the back Of your head there Is nothing
serious about it at present, but you must keep
your eye fixed on it.--FTtegeads BLatrsr.
A Home Institution.-Mrs. Highieather
Has the Browning cult reached your town yet
Mr.. BascomI
Mr.. Bascom--No, he hain't, yet: but we've got
young hoss by the name OF Fetlocks that'll eeat
him to shucks, I'LL bet. --Burttng gton Free Prsss
Hicks Ito Briggs, who has had day out
at target practice)-Did you hit the bullseye' ola
mann
BriRgs-No: It was COW, believe. At any
rate II cost me eco to fix 1t mp with the felo" VINO
owned the critter.-Bostoa Transcript.
She Was Thinking Of Something Else
CThe Prohibition question Is being earnestly as
dusseo In KennsylVanla nall
''Do you approve Of license?'' asked one fnliA-
delphla girl of another.
Indeed. don't. 1 think we ought to be al
lowed to marry without one."-Ths BPoeh.
It Was ree.-Yabsley-Hello, VICE.
wire, you are not looking very well to-day
WickwirA-No; l took some lung syrup SnAs
morning and it kind of made me sick
Yabslsy-First time knew there was AnJ'nlns
the matter with your lungs.
Wickwire-There isn't. guess, but there was
free sample bottle of stuff left at the house and
thought / would try -TsTre Aaats Express.
Mr.. Banks-Come into this drugstore,
Harriet, and let's have glass of soda water.
Sirs. 3. i will II you'll promise not TO wink.
know what that means, you know.
''AIl right promise"
Mrs. Banks-iafter leaving the drugstore)-
What was that spiritus frumenti that you had,
6eofgef
'ispiritus frumentin That's the Latin for rasp-
berry and cream. i'-Chtc1go Herald.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-05-26
MORE TROUBLE THAN IT Is WORTH.

The fight against the business tax by a
number OF firms whose works are located
outside of the city, but who have Offices in
the city, is naturally attracting considerable
attention. The courts will of coufse decide
the legal points involved; but, if business
tax is to be collected, the uninstructed pub
lie will fail to see why firms in that position
should not pay the tax as much as whole
sale firms whose goods are manufactured
elsewhere, orwhy the location of works where
they will escape the millage on real estate
should entitle them to the further advant-
age over the firms whose works are located
in the city, of exemption from taxation on
the sales which both make in the city. The
fact is that the tax itself is an antiquated
form of taxation. 1t is tax on enterprise
and Pittsburg would be wise to get along
without it.