The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1889-10-03

Edward Hoem, an Iowa granger,
got slightly intoxicated Monday
night and went to sleep on the rail
road track. The evening express
came along and knocked him twenty
or thirty feet. The engineer, aghast
at the tragedy he had been power
less to avert, stopped the train and
jumped down, only to be dazed by
the sight of Hoem sitting UP and
asking in sleepy tones what he had
been awakened for, as breakfast evil
IDENTIFY wasn't ready. 1t has been
suspected for some time that Mrs.
Hoem was not as gentle in her treat
ment of her spouse's little delinquent
quencies as she might be, but this is
the first intimation the neighbors
have received that she used a stove
lid or a meat-ax with which to wa
ken her slumbering husband 1t is
evident that she must have Injured
him to a pretty lively series of wax
ings-up if being struck by an ex-
press train didn't phase him.
A HALE OLD MAN, Mr.. James Wilson of
Aliens Springs, Ill.,, who is over sixty years
of age, says: 81 have in my time tried a great
many medicines, some Of excellent quality;
but never before did find any that would
so completely do all that is claimed for it as
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. 1t is truly wonderful medicine"
For Sale by J. B. Starkweather & Co.
Ex-Postmaster-G General Thomas
L. James has prepared an explana-
ton of needed postal reforms, which
will appear in the October Forum.
Mr.. James declares that the railway
mail service is twenty years behind
the times and ought to be very
greatly improved; that small Offices
near to one another ought to be con-
solidated under one management, so
as to save expense; and that ocean
postage ought greatly to be cheap
ened. Senator Cullom, of Illinois,
will have an article in the same
number on "Protection and the Far
mer," to show that the farmers are
benefited by a protective system
more than any other class. Mr.. Ed
ward Wakefield, a member of the
Australian Parliament, who has been
elected and defeated many times
under the Australian ballot system.
will contribute to this number an ex-
PLANTATION of the practical workings
and of some defects of the system
which has been so much discussed
in this country. Prof. William t.
Harris, United States Commissioner
of Education, writes critical exam
ination of Edward Bellamy's ''Look-
ing Backward"
Mr.. E. P. Lovejoy, large dealer in gen.
eral merchandise at Wabuska, Nevada, says:
81 have tried St Patrick's Pills and can
truthfully say they are the best have ever
taken or known used" AS pleasant ply
sic or for disorders of the liver they will al
ways give satisfaction. For sale by J. B.
Starkweather & Co.
Our Catholic neighbors are in
earnest on the subject of temper
ance. Father Cleary delivered an
effective temperance address to a
large audience in St. James church |
last Sunday evening. Next Sunday |
will be devoted to revival of inter-
est in the cause of temperance, and
all will be invited to become mem
bers of the society, and aid in Great
ing public sentiment in favor of |
suppressing this great evil.
A doctors bill is seldom less than five dol |
lars, and this doesn't include the cost of fill |
ing prescriptions. One dollar purchases a |
bottle of Ayers Sarsaparilla, which, in nine !
cases out of ten, is all the medical treatment |
needed. Try 1t, and save your money for a
rainy day.