Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1889-10-21
FIvE-CsNr PHILOSOPHY.
What Che student Of Human Nature Can
Learn for Lit Money.

rffha nhTf-. rrsr wants 20 study human
ralnre Ist him stch q csr and keep bis
ewes o1eu. / % cheaper than any ether
t-rtbock-oniy a nickel-aud twice as ef-
rcdvs. The philosopher who tries ii
viii notice the iollOeing things among a
lot OF others.
Iu sp,teof the funny men, women who
lake seals offered hem by men almost al
WAYS cas- thsnk You or its equivalent.
The chance which a woman has OF get
tirea ssat in crowded conveyance de
psnds almost altogether on its size. Ina
.rrv bca. she stands no show at all-and
stands Insu elevated car she does bstter,
in % horss cor better yet, and in bobtaii
car best Of AL In stage there are few
men Who have the hardihood 10 cit while
women stand.
Since Drectcira dresses came M women
carry csr fares In their gloves. This Is lot
.yactly convenient, but woman wouldn't
.ivea red cent for convenience NJ only she
csn look well.
Nine men cut Of ten wouldTsther cit be-
si8sa plain aud plainly dressed woman In
s CAP t1sn beside beautiful and richly
dressed one. that is, fits stranger. You
wouldn't think 10, but it's fact.
The worst street car hogs are men, but
women who are hCggish are much more
numerous. They make an srt OF selfish
ness and sin with grace. When three Of
them have evenly divided s. spsce which
would hold Eve he Is q bold man who az
tempis TO $40 down. he can If he will,
of c5n7se. bnt he is not likely to receive
much encouragement. Since the bridge
r.rs lost the arms which divided the seats
it's not an uncommon eight 10 see three OF
four vouug girls practieing the epread art
device with the most sweet aid Innocent
faces.
R3sh women and men 10 public con-
vevsuce are much more ept to make room
o1icklv end generously for woman IN ne
"a man. for an old woman than young
enc. while q woman with baby never has
30 stand.
"Thsa.re cars and church cars" car
~ che most polite and deterential passen-
eers This is because men and women are
ou their beet behavior, beng mostly paired
OF after the manner Of the animals In the ark
There is 70 distinction 70 pohteness be-
tween "claesss" or Municipalities Of men
and women. The hoggisb passenger IS inst
ss apt 20 be asplsndid looking fellow, nice
f, dressed snd pleasant locking, IS the re-
verse, ard polite sDd co1s'derate conduct
comes as naturely from iaborers as BANKERS.
rh.re ~ no color lins' nonsense IN OF
around New York. A colored man or vo-
msl is treated precisely like q white one
one doesn' have to 20 South, though TO
See charge. TIE philosopher mas seen
two respectable looking coloIsd men driven
ont of a New Jersey Stage coach not TWEEN
.v-milss from New York by a feminine ole
fool in frizzes whom be felt like KICKING
But then Jersey is peculiar.
There nre certain lines Of cars which are
f,vorites with country visitors-in Brook
lvn the lines 20 the park, Greenwood and
the famous churches; in New York the
f0h avenue stages, the cable cars to Fort
George and the Six avenue elevated to the
Polo Grounds. The country visitor mss
culine always dives into his bteecnes
pocket Tor a big wallet, which he leisnrely
nrroils. every time be wants car iare
The country visitor feminine IS up Win
Che latsst styles. and lcoks, as she ~ a
credit to her land. B1. she asks direct
ions of me conductor and peeps turuyely
40 % pocket map.
There age women who c5n get on and on
a moving ear as clsveriy as man. Not
many OF them TO be sure. Ole srcn IS
famous along Broadway She rs teacher,
looks so years cid II a day, hut Is brisk
and spy, and an the conductors watco
her with admiration as she swings aboard
With firm grip Of The Car rail.
Cd men usually get mad when con-
d1ctor Offers 10 stop the car for them. They
resent the assumption If their feeb'eness.
Drunken men always insist on their ability
to AXE care Oh themselves. Drunken men
srsa nuisance on the car or anywhere else.
Toe TOUCHES, gangs" on horse cars and
other conveYarces are found on the cars
goiuc Co Sunday baseball games and PIC
nice. The tougbness IS mere eXuoerance
o. auimal spirits IN the main and does not
usually seek manifestation in anything
worse than horse play and bowling.
he drivers and conductors OF the city
street ears sud traimen on the elevated
are. in the average, a dne lot Of men and
yet through their lot very pleasant task
yith a far degree CT consideration for the
public Toe philosopher can spend a
thousand dollars in car fares without once
having ca'se for complaint.
Itisau open question which CT the fol-
lowing nnis,nces Is the bigger one: The to-
bscco chewer who shuts his eyes when be
spits. TIE dude who tries 10 mash pretty
women, the man who tells about his pri-
v.te Affairs in loud voice or the hog Of
either sex.