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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

Mr.. Randall, in recent interview
with the Washington correspondent
of the Louisville Courier-Jouraol, re-
piled to the question, Don't you
think it looks little gloomy for the
Democrats" by saying:
''No, don't. l think it looks the
best kind for US. feel sure of the
next House and the next President.
We fellows have all got to get to-
gether-and am certain that We
willard we will whip them out of
their boots in %" !"
''What do you think of the propo-
sition to change the rules of the
House?"
"It's absurd. I see that a num-
ber of newspapers and Washington
correspondents have set about to
change the rules to suit themselves.
They will all find out that it is easier
said than done. If these Republic
cans think they will be allowed to
change the rules of the House so
that they can stifle the minority, they
will find themselves mistaken. We
will deadlock the House for year
before we will allow it. The Repub-
licans will have all they can do to or
ganize the House, let alone changing
its rules. You will see when the
time comes that newspaper articles
have little to do in making new rules
for the national legislature. The
Democrats are solid against any
change of the rules that will infringe
upon the rights of the minority, and
with solid, strong minority, nearly
equal to to the majority, it viii be
impossible TO change the rules.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
NEW SERIES, VOL. XIV, NO. %.
PoETIcAL.
FaithfuI.

1t is something sweet, when the world goes il
To know you arc faithful and love me still;
70 feel when the sunshine has left the skies
That the light is shining in your dear eyes
Beautiful eyes, more dear to mo
Than all the wealth of the world could be.
1t is something. dearest, to feel you near
When life with its sorrows seems hard to bear
To feel when 1 falter the clasp divine
OF your tender and trusting hand in mines
Beautiful hand! more dear to me
Than the teuderest things of earth could be.
Sometimes. dearest, the world goes wrong,
For God gives grief with his gift of song,
And povertyi too! but your love is more
To me than riches and golden store.
Beautiful love until death shall part
1t is mine-as you a-e-my own sweetheart!
GF. L. Stanton IL, Rome Tribune.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
Rutterfies and caterpiIIars.
4 Ne,o Jersey Enton.ologist Tells ho,0
to CneumUeMt The Pests.

The white cabbage butterfly may
be seen lowering about cabbage fields
on sunshiny days from May to Octo-
ber. 1t was introduced from Europe
and has now become general over all
the States east of the Mississippi. H.
The eggs are laid on the under side
of the leaves, and in from five to eight
days hatch little green caterpillar
quarter of an inch in length. This
young caterpillar begins at once to
eat on the under side of the leaf, but
as it develops it cuts through aud
generally takes its place on the upper
side of the leaf, or in and about the
head of the cabbage, where it does
the most mischief. When full grown
it is about an inch and a quarter in
length, and on account of its likeness
to the color of the cabbage is some
what difficult to find. In the State of
New Jersey, says Mr.. George d.
Hulst, entomologist of the New Jer-
seY station, from whose essay on the
subject much of the information here
given is derived, there arc three, and
sometimes four breeds year.
The caterpillar of the cabbage but
terlly is easily destroyed if the rem
edy is applied in time. Among the
ones proper to be used is hot water
from a fine spray nozzle, and of
temperature not below 40 or above
l60 degrees. Also kerosene emul-
sion, compounded after the usual
formula and diluted one part emul-
sion to nine or even twelve parts of
water. ~ third remedy, recommend
ed as safe and thoroughly effective is
pyrethrum, or Persian insect powder.
OF this one part of the powder to six
or twelve parts of plaster, or fifteen
to twenty of lime, should be busted
on the plants, and will kill all the
caterpillars touched by it. The pow
der may also be diluted with water,
one tablespoonful to six quarts, and
applied with a sprinkler. Pyrethrum
and the emulsion are each effective
destroyers OF plant lice and are rec
commended as among the best insecti-
cidos for cabbage insects.
The cabbage plusia differs decid-
edly from the cabbage butterfly. 1t
belongs to the moths and is night
flyer, and for that reason is seldom
recognized as the parent of destruc-
i've caterpillar. Superficially the
caterpillar somewhat resembles that
of the cabbage butterfly, but on ex-
animation is seen to be quite different.
While of nearly the same color, it is
larger and longer, and increases in
size towards the hinder part t Il is a..s
only six pairs of legs instead of eight
pairs. 1t. therefore, in crawling has
a limping motion, after the manner of
the measuring worms, and is almost
entirely without hair. The insect is
three brooded in New Jersey. These
caterpillars are more tenacious of life
than those of the cabbage butterfly,
but the remedies are the same.
Caterpillars of other moths have
been found to injure cabbage by eat
ing the leaves, but in most instances
without doing material injury. In
all cases where they live outside on
the leaves they can be destroyed by
the remedies given.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
EIectric Bitters.

This remedy is becoming so well known and
so popular as to need no special mention. All
who have used Electric Bitters sing the game
gong of praise \ purer medicine does not
exist and it 10 guaranteed to do all that Is
claimed Electric Bitters will cure all diseases
of the Liver and Kidneys, will remove Pinl-
pies. Boils. Salt Rheum and other infections
caused by impure blood. VIII drive Malaria
from the system and prevent as well as cure
all 3falarinl fevers. For cure of Headache,
Constipation and Indigestion try Electric Bit
tiers. Entire satisfaction guaranteed, or money
refunded. Price so cts. aud s1.O0 per bottle.
at c. Frank Jones' Drug Store.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

uATcH1xG HERsELF OUT.-Oh. pa
pa, was Gagged once said little
girl. When was visiting my aun-
tie in the country last summer went
into some bushes. and after while
I found was caught. The bushes
were SO thick 1 couldn't get out. =
well, how did you finally get out?'
Oh she replied with a toss of her
curly head, I had little hatchet
and hatched myself out
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
Is Consumption lncurabIe9

Read the following: '.Slr. C. II. Norris. New
ark, Ark, says: WAS down with abscess Of
lungs. and friends and physicians pronounced
me an incurable consuInptive. Began taking
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
am now on my third bottle. and able to over
see the work on my farm. 1t is the finest med
icine ever made
Jesse 91iddlewart. Decatur. Ohio, says /:
Had it not been for DIR. Kings New Discoy-
cry for Consumption would have died of Lung
Troubles. Was given mp by doctors. Am now
in best of health" Try it. Sample bottles
free at c. Frank Jones Drug Store.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
The Rest Bahv

Medicine on earth is what is sometimes aD-
piled BY enthusiastic patrons of Victor In
fants' Relief Now sold under absolute guar
antee" See advertisement elsewhere. Craig
Bros. merchants. Scotland. Pa. Wrftss stNic-
tor Infants Relief is as staple rs honr With our
customers." It Is safe, simple, sure and 80
pleasant to take that some babies cry for Il :
and we know several instances where o child
took OYer half bottle without experiencing
anV dangerous resnlts.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

''My daughter was greatly troubled with
Scrofula, and, at one time. it was feared she
would lose her sight. Ayers SarsaparilIa has
completely restored her health aud her eyes
are as well as ever. with not trace of ecrofuIa
in her system King. KiIlingly, Conn.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
Llsten-a sone OF reioiclnp.

Listeu-a song of rejoicing.
Hearts that were weary are glad,
Women. look up and be hopeful,
There's help and there's health to be had.
Take courage o weak ones despondent,
And drive back the foe that you Gear
With tlIe weapon that never Jgff fail you.
o, be of good cheer.
nesses .'irregular:itGs." and functional de-
rangemeuts," peculiar to your sex by the use
of DIR, Percc's Favorite Prescription you Gun
put the enemy of ill-bealth aud happiness 10
by druggists. under positive guarantee OF sat
isfaction in every case or money refunded.--
See bottle-wrappcr.
For all arrangements Of fthc liver. stomach and
bowels tnke DR. Pierce's Peliets One "A dose
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
ADVERTlSING RATES.

One Square q inch or less) 1 to s weeks. 81. so
Each subsequent insertion. ......... SO
One Square. three months ths.-.-..... A. 90
One Square, months. hs.................. 600
One Square, one Year -.,.....,........ 1000
Caudi Iates' Anuouncenents.-FOr County
Cfiiccrs. $500; State or Congressional, $1,000
Others 81 regular Advertising Rates.
Obituary Notices exceeding five lines, 10 cts
per line.
Liberal deductions made for Quarter. Half.
and Whole Columns. to Annual. Senli-AnnuAi
and Quarterly Advertisers.
No advertisement to be considered by the
month or year unless specified on the Aanu=
script, or previously agreed upon between the
parties.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

"a GENERAL D1REcr1oxs.-Maz ptz Of
brad or dough saturated NTH 81. Jacobs oil. q
ne foul cannot stOattot0 force doir1 the trodt
lEfz some corn meal dough tUith nE Oh. Gfus
aOeatng else. They t0H finally eat and be cured.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

When Baby was sick. We gave her cassoria,
when she was Child. she cried for castoria,
When she became Miss. she eIung to Castoria,
When sho had Children. she gave them castoria.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

Bakersaeld, Cal, Oct. Is, 1883.
I have used st. Jacobs Oil for sorehead Of
chickens with prompt. permanent cure. Ono
bottle will euro 10 to Is chickens; 2 to drops
cures Wheczes JAS. BETHAL.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
LADIES' HaIr Work.

MISS IDA TUTwILER is prepared to do
1El Hair Work at moderate prices. and will
make Braids, Puffs. Curls, FriZzes. etc. res
idence of her father. near the Baptist Church,
in Charlestown.
April /, 1S79-tf.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

sHILoH's CATARRH REMEDY posi-
tive cure for Catarrh. Diphtheria and Canker-
Mouth. Sold by c. Frank Jones.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

WHY WILL YoU cough when shiIoh's
Cure will give immediate relief. Price 10 cts
so cts, and 81. Sold by G. Frank Jones.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

At the Southern Presbyterian as
sembly in Chattanooga, Tenn, res
oIution was adopted advising the
people of that religion to sign a pc.
tition to Congress to adopt a law
against Sunday work, except works
of necessity and mercy, so far as the
jurisdiction of the general govern
ment extends, with the usual excep-
tions in favor of those who observe
another day of the week as sabbath.
A petition urging the ministers and
members to refrain from travelling
on Sunday except in cases of neces-
sitY and mercy was carried. The
next session will be held in Ashevelle,
N e.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
SARVEN WHEELS,
George L. Travis.
THE BOSS BARBER.

THE BOSS BARBER.
d RESPECTFULLY announces to his friends
H and the public that has removed to the
front upper room in the Gibson building, ad-
joining the courthouse yard.
Ny shop has been Thoroughly Furnished and
improved. with the Best Patent Spring Chairs.
sc, is large and roOmy, and shall constantly
have the services of competent assistant.
Promptness. neatncss, and poiiteness, my mot
to.
April G, 1886.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

Governor Fowle, of North Caro-
lima, has accepted and invitation
from Governor Lee, of Virginia, to
attend, with his staff. the ceremonies
of the unveiling of the Lee monu-
ment in Richmond in November
next. 1t is proposed to make the
unveiIing one of the most memorable
events in the history of Richmond.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
Mantua-Making.

MFRS. j. O. TUTwnER is prepared to un-
wi dertake Misunderstanding and all kinds of
Family Sewing. unreasonable rates. Residence
IN Samuel street. near the Baptist Church.
April %, lSS1-tf
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
STEPHENSON
FEMALE SEMINARY.

CHARLEsTowN, JEFFERSON Co., W. VA.
NEXT Session will begin SEPTEMBER 11TH.
IN 1888. aud close JUNE 18TH. 1889.
No pains will be spared to make itworthy in
all respects of confidence and patronage.
For Catalogues, containing terms, &C.. ap-
ply to Principal, -
July 8. 1888.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

The Hon. Fleming Du Bignon,
president of the Georgia Senate, and
the prospective Democratic nominee
for Governor at the next election,
speaking of politics in a recent in
terview said that the protection SEN
timent-what there was of tin
Georgia had almost entirely disap-
peared, and the entire State is for
tariff reform. This, he says, is pos
tive and undeniable. Cleveland, he
says, will be the candidate of Geor-
gia Democrats in 1892. Mr.. Du
Bignon was member of the platform
committee at the st. Louis conven-
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

The people of Clay county, Ala,
have driven out the elders and most
of the members of Mormon church
which gained a foothold there sew
eraI years ago and had made a num-
ber of converts. Several previous
efforts to break up the church had
been made, but the Mormons perse-
vered in their work until thay saw
that the people would stand it no
longer.
The vocal organs are strengthened by the use
Sers. singers. actors, and public speakers find
this preparation the most effective remedy for
irritation aud weakness of the throat and lungs
and for all affections of the vocal organs.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
MISCELLANEOUS.
FOR CHICKEN CHOLERA.

recommend It as a sure cure. It has saved
me many dollars. A. A. KUENNE,
Breeder of Fine FoWlG
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
Braxton D. Gibson,

ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Charlie iown. Jefferson County, W. Va.
VXILL attend to cases in the several Courts
w of West Virginia, Virginia and Mary
81 Office in Gibson Law Building, in Court
House yard.
July 10. 1881.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
Randall NOT Dismayed.

For all arrangements OF the liver. stomach and
bowels take DR.. Pierce's Pellets. One dose.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

THE REV. GEO. H. THAYER. of Bour-
bon. Iud.. says: . Both myself aud Wife owe
our lives to SHILOIrS CONSUMPTION
| CURE" Sold by &. Frank Jones.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11
SPIRIT OF JEFFERSON.
TUESDAY MORNING. JUNE II, 1883.
Various ems.

Williams Grove Exhibition will
open this year on Monday, August &c,
"HACKMETACK," lasting and fragran
perfume. Price - and so cents. Sold by C..
Ernuk Jones'
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

sHILoHs CURE will Immediately relieve
Group. Whooping Cough and Bronchitis. Sold
by C.. Frank Jones
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

A NASAL INJECTOR free with each bottle
of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price so cents.
Sold by Q. Frank Jones.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

All dealers keep it. SI.Oo per bottle. Genui1
has Trademark aud crossed red lines on wrnppe
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

Minnesota has a law on the sub
ject of intoxication, the operation of
which will he watched with vast
deal of interest. 1t makes it crime
to be drunk, either in public or in
private, and it Furnishes by fine and
i,nprisoupapf
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1889-06-11

The warfare of the Southern farm
ers on the jute trust goes vigorously
on. The farmers of Georgia, South
Carolina and Louisiana have pledged
themselves to take from the mills G.
600, 900 yards of cotton bagging for
use in place of the jute coverings
formerly employed in baling cotton.
ARE YOU MADE miserable by Indigestion.
Constipation. Dizziness. Loss of Appetite. Vel
low Skin Shilohs Yitalizer is a positive cure.
Sold by C. F. Jones.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-10-02
COUNTRY.

COUNTRY.
UNITED STATES.
Washington, D. G..
New York,
San Francisco,
Boston,
Portland, o.,
Port Townsend,
Philadelphia,
MEXICO,
Mexico,
ManZanillo,
CENTRAL & SOUTH
AMERICA.
Valparaiso,
Lima,
Callao,
Colon,
Guatemala,
Monte Video,
Assumption,
GREAT BRITAIN d
IRELAND.
London,
Liverpool,
Bristol,
Hull,
Newcastle on
Tyne,
Falmouth,
Dover and the
Cirque Ports,
Cardiff & Swan
sea,
Edinburgh and
Leith,
Glasgow,
Dundee,
Dublin,
Queenstown,
Cork,
Belfast,
CANADA.
Ottawa,
Montreal,
Toronto,
Rockville, Ont,
Hamilton, Ont,
Kingstown, Ont,
Rimouski, O.,
st. Johns, N. B.
Halifax; N. S.,
Yarmouth, N. S.,
Victoria, B. c.,
Vancouver, B. c.,
AUSTRALASIA.
Sydney, N. s. W.,
Newcastle, "
Melbourne, Wet.
brisbane, O.,
Hobart, Tas.,
Launceston, Tas.
Auckland, n. T.,
Dunedin, n. H.,
HoNGKoNG,
SHANGHAE,
GIBRALTAR,
FRANCE d Colo
MES.
Paris,
Marseilles,
Rordeaux.
Rouen,
SOCIETY GROUP.
Papeete, Tahiti.
GERMANY & Colo
MES.
Berlin,
Hamburg,
Bremen,
Frankfort-on-
Maine,
Dresden,
Karlsruhe,
SPAIN & COLONIES.
Madrid,
Barcelona,
Cadiz,
Valencia,
Malaga,
Cartagena,
| CANARY ISLANDS.
Las Palmas,
Santa Cruz de la
Palma,
PORTUGAL d Colo
MES.
Lisbon,
Oporto,
Madeira,
st. Michaels,
st. Vincent,
ITALY.
Rome,
Genoa,
Naples,
Palermo,
NETHERLANDS.
Amsterdam,
Dordrscht,
BELGIUM
Antwerp,
Client,
Liege,
Bruges,
SWEDEN d NORWAY.
Stockholm,
Christiania,
Lyskil,
Gothemburg,
AUSTRIA.
Vienna,
DENMARK.
Copenhagen,
JAPAN.
Toxic,
Hiogo 81 Osaka,
SOUTH AFRICAN
REPUBLIC.
Pretoria,
The Dali.
ARE ,
No 80 AEa~oaar
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-10-02

NAME.
His Elk. Hon. 81. A. P. Carter,
E. II. Allen,
D. A. Mckinley,
Lawrence Bond,
John McCraken,
James G. Swan,
Col. w. j. De Gress,
Anastatio Obregon,
Robert James Barney,
David Thomas,
&. 81. Beddy,
Sylyanus Crosby,
Henry E. Cooke,
Henry Tolke,
Conrad Hughes,
A. Marengo,
Abraham Hoffnung,
Sidney B. Francis Hoffnung,
Manley Hopkins,
Harold Janion,
Mark Whitwell,
w. Moran,
E. Biesterfeldt,
w. s. Broad,
E. w. Prescott,
Hyam Goldberg,
E. G. Buchanan,
James Dunn,
J. q. Zoller,
4. j. Murphy,
G. B. Dawson,
w. A. Ross.
g. Elliot Anderson,
Dickson Anderson,
Col. Geo. A. Shaw,
J. D. Buell.,
A. Brown,
G.. Richardson,
J. N. Pouliot, Q. c.,
A. 0. Crookshank,
E. F. Clements,
3. p. Rithet,
Ernest o. Smith,
Fl. E. Stokes,
g. N. Oakley,
A. b. Webster,
Captain Hon. A. Coote,
Geo. Collins,
y. 3. Crulcksnank'
q. Dr1'95,
non. ,. DelI lrVlhg'
II. Schott,
aired :1oule'
a. Go9Ve,
D. L. Cognet
=. T. Weoer,
A. Z Russ,
H. Moller'
T. Seham'
E. 4. De Navarrs'
D. rarls'
r Z o<1
r. 1dIco4 y S0e'euo'
B. Matthew y battaiier'
A EDo so-,o
N l. M Ferro'
e r. Ssrtina
T Clinton HooLo.
a. = T TOlSmDo'
Z yt; s,s1 Forge,
3. V Vanden Brande,
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1889-11-15
STATE TREASURER W. B. HART
DEAD.

State Treasurer William b. Hart,
died at his home in Harrisburg last
Saturday morning, from paralysis.
Mr.. Hart was horn March Is, 1912,
in Montgomery county, Pa, and re-
ceived a common school education, he
commenced to earn his own living at
the age of ID, working as farm hand;
at the age of II, he was apprenticed to
the bricklaying business at which he
served for about two and one.half
years, when the call for three years
troops having been made, he enlisted,
as private in company +, Fifty-first
Pennsylvania volunteers, participating
in all the battles in which his COM
mand was engaged during his three
years term of enlistment. On the lst
of February, 1865, ne received the ap-
pointment of Assistant Adjutant-Gen-
eral of volunteers, with the rank of
captain, and served under Genral
Hartranft until the close of the wa.
being mustered out OF service as a vol.
unteer officer under war department
orders dated the 10Th of September,
1865; in February, 1867, he was an
pointed TO a clerkship in the state
treasury department, and in 1871, sue
oeeded Hon. Thomas Nicholson, as
Cashier, holding that position until
1878, when the election of Amos Z.
Noyes, democrat, caused change ih
that department; he was unanimously
nominated in the republican conven-
ton of 1877 for the office of state
treasurer, brt suffered defeat with the
rest of the ticket in 1887, he was
again unanimously nominated by the
same party for the same office, end
was elected; he has been secretary OF
the Huntingdon reformatory commits
sion and secretary and treasurer of the
Commonwealth guarantee, trust aud
safe deposit company since their res
pective organizations.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1889-11-15
Odd Bits of Fun.

Mrs Upthar-Have good time
down to York, my Bon?
Hiram-Noj!!!
Mrs. Upthar-Thought your Cousin
Ben promised t take you round the
city3
Hiram-So he did; four times. He's
drivin' belt-line car-Puck.
Binks--Yes, Johnny, you may ask
me one more question.
Johnny-Well, what is pony call
ed when it is grown up'
Binks-A schooner, my boy.-N Y
Sun,
Country Editor-l would like very
much to see some of your loug-tailed
coats,
Clothing Notwithstanding fash
ionable, | supposeH
Editor-I don't care cent about that
Ny wife has put a dark blue skYlight
IN my light dove-colored Sunday pants
and | wan; coat long enough to con
ceal the evidence Of my being an edit
or and having to feed myself to cane
bottomed chair seven days in the week
Teas SitGings.