New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-28
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@The Elmira Advertiser caA5 a,'ehuoh 70 .
growing practice on the part Of may saloon keepers
OF keeping varbus drugs, and giving oose 70 any
Customer who desires IT, And The Brooklyn
unlon,s Recommending on this, sss At Williams
bridge, NJ Y, tho writer has seen quinine served IN
immense doses and there Is no d,ubt that powerful
drugs are to he had for the asking In thousands of
liquor saloons, whose proprietors or bartenders knov
even less about their uses than barber does about
dentistry Inasnnicl as this is matter that close
ly CONCERNS the public health, The Advertiser d
not far wrong wher it advises the big cities to ~
point committee II physicians TO look into IT,
No Fire Needed.-woman ltc trampl.want soms
i hndps to sI light Il Cant coS or even warm hn
without fire, you Know
There Is wood and hatc1et out IN the shsd'
Yes mum I see It as,e you any pie'
Pumpkin viii d, mum. That's good colds
DIR. David d. Stewart decarcs in "The Medical
News of PHILADELPHIA that hundreds of people are
annually sent to t.eir graves by chrome yellow In
pastry Two years ago a number of people in Philar
delphia were poisoned in tbs way; but 1t was
thought that since then the baers had stopped using
chrome yellow It seems, however, that they have
not, and DIR. Stewart says tat many people who
are supposed to do Of othe diseases are really
poisoned by eating pastry coiofd by THIS substance
II might be well for some one whose duty IL is to
Of using chrome yellow of eggs.
a Unsuitable LynchIng --Philaephia Man in Ds
kota)--What did that man do. stai a horse!
Leader Lynching Mob-Worse.
Worse 'ner that, stranger, We don't lynch fs-
lcrs fer hoss stcalin' and KILN no more. we're
But YOU see there amt law to reach that fellers
case case - -
No Sir He's one o. these err Eastern coyota
wot comes around suggestIn jawbrelkn' Injun names
for North and South akota"-tPhiadelphia Record
At the 25oth anniversary of the Connecticut Con-
stituton the other evenisG at Hartford, one OF the
speakers rea- the items of the funeral expenses Of
an old colonial citizen who died by drowning Herr
they are
June 8. I67s.-An account of what was expended
On Mr. David Porter for his taking up and burial:
By a pint Of Iyqr TO those that dived for % =, =.
BY az" qrt of iyqr to those that brought him
BY nSi9 qrts Of. vino and gall of sydr. to ye .
BY 's's CALLS Is and qrts. wine for the funeral
By 'S q barrell of sydr for do, cost 0oiSoOS
y y v sSIH, c sSsoc cost >: SoisSS
~ IN nav for thc grave etc. o0.0500
so4.14o4
saws aThe Bottom Transcript "Among the
guests reported at the dinner given by the Lord
Mayor of London o Minister Phelps, is stated TO
several bishops n Massachusetts, Methodist Prot
estant Episcopal I'D Roman Catholic But there
Is no Bishop of Massachusetts, viii there ever
be one, nor has any one, at home or abroad, pre-
sumed to present himself in that capacity Never
fheless, the Episcopa bishop In that State 10 desg-
mated as the Bishol Of Massachusetts"
Famo At Last.-First Tough-whose this ere felier,
Whistler, wots got his pictlr in The Police sium-
second Tough-Hes artist. He knocked out
floor wild him / ist eli you there's no know1R
wot minute some no-acount teller may become
-(Philadelphia Record.
North Dakota Is alread. in seething condition
over the location of the sate Capital Pretty soon
we may expect TO hear OF he Capital being moved
around on wheels. SO that esry section may have
fair show.
bose's sermon this morning % sWhy j was very
much surprised / never knew before that the ap-
pGTently simple text he chose Wasso hard to EXPLAIN
(Harper's Magazine.
The large and increasing nuner OF women en-
gagged in various business pursuits as prompted the
establishment, by Miss Mary T. SEYMOUR, OF this
city, of q btmonthly magazine devted exclusively
10 their interests. 1t Is called The Business
woman's Journals and the first nunbr Just issued,
presents credItable and promising appearance. It's
well-printed pages are filed with instructive and
suggestive matter, covering wide nnee Of practical
topics, and appealing strongly to the Interest Of
those for whom 1t is prepared
At the shoe -salesman-Thavs a per-
feet ft lady.
Shopper-Yes, they feel quite comortable (shps
of shoes and looks at the sole.) Mercy they're a
mile too bigl Why, they are fves, an never wear
anything larger than threes
Salesman-These threeS lady but, you see,
there's been such a. demand for then we've been
obliged TO mark them up.
Snopper-0h Well, 1 guess I'll tke them.
thought they couldn't be fves.-(BostQ Transcript.
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