The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-09-12
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hillins Gee lliils A.
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90 y0sf Eese. nam Irsseibls cd lady -
We'll. he ate youu, 10 hsf
-soihiSs ever causes ycuss rst
erssisr fafpTiss thar 10 as5 .one ore has
fallen 10 love with bs sislss.
The smosui Of brady tahsn By some
Dra IA osi Of oil proportion 10 the siEs Of
The opiie lbei are estcstsiSisg.
Ill ~ cue 81 the psrsdorss of lie thai
The mere wifs keeps her hSsbsnd 10 bet
water The colder be ssis towards her.
-feans Msn--I have something for
the roeis corner Editor All night
yeHns sasritbc roei soofssr AT. rig hl Over
there
isobhy Ny psps. richer Q Year,.
T,'nmy Doui care. mine knows NOR,
n.aaa told lin yrsi'rj.y be kees to-
mach.
Ifs. OidgolJ Are you going 10 Ber-
nuds psIi siltetS Mira Neslsdeeee -
NJ. isdssi. you knos cant bear The
smell Of oriops.
Look Al Tie murderer. said one man
70 another 10 The court room he's the pic.
iufe Of health. Yes. ~u The reply. bat
ths picture nceds hHpaing.
"A coscisc prayer said TO have been Of.
Tered by an estDesi New England deacon
Vas as follows Lord. give us grace TO
kpos ~. will aud grit 10 dot
"A ksnsss girl gets even with be re-.
cresut lover by suing him for breach OF
promise and setting her claim foi damages
II $500. She in,imates that be is very
cbeap.
Tramp Tbsuk re, ma'am. for siviu
ne ibesiub, but can never eat without 3
fork. Farmers wife Well. smble along
aud you u fnd fork 10 the road little
further on.
"A japanese illusionist, named Yank,
Hoe Ia delighiing New Workers with his
sricksM the Union Square thester. We
should think Ysnk Hoe might be useiul
man on farm.
Il cant undeptsnd oil this fuss about
using electricity for executions. remarked
Judge Lynch, OF Ksnss, reteotivsiy. Out
10 our section We have used the telegraph
poles for years.
st. Peter-Hslt New Spirit Can't
come IMP ST. Peter-Id rather you
wouldn't You are Just ont OF college,
and We don't want any advice about run.
ming the universe.
In the case OF . young man 10 Iowa
sued for breach Of promise, the jury didpt
sssess damages on his breaking the agree.
meni, but on the great quantity Of poor
poetry be wrote her for two years.
Summer boarder Your catalogue
said there were 10 mosquitoes hereabouts.
Mr. Makemoney, but | killed seven last
night. Mr. Makemoney Yes, sir; no
doubt. air. But these catalogues was sent
out 10 March.
That 10 suggestive story from San |
Francisco. While Thomas II. Blythe was
alive there was not q chick or child who |
claimed relationship with him. Now there
are l27 heirs registered in the courts.
Caase--s5. OOO. 900.
A young lady wishes to know II You
can tell anything about gentleman by the
color OF bis eyes. We should not like to
risk any positive reply, but will venture to
say that something can be determined by
the color Of his nose.
1t WAS very thoushiless In your father
70 iutrude so abruptly. Clara He is not
ihonghtles at oil George. You see my ell.
der sister lost her breach OF promise suit
by not having an eye. witness, and poor
pa had TO pay the cost end lawyers fee
himself
Miss Lulu Striker to lawyer Il VEN
10 bring action against monster who rs
tramped on my affections Lawyer-Ah,
yes. that's natural, very. At how much do
yon estimate The damages to your laceeat.
ed feelings? Miss Strike Well, he's worth
$4,000. !
"A couple OF burglars ransacked q law
yefs house The legal light WAS aroused
by the midnight marauders. and Just as
they were about TO leave his room be hand. 4
ed them paslebosrd Ny card, be said.
II you are caught by the police you may
heed counsel
"A child who bad Just mastered her
esiechism confessed herself disappointed, :
because, she said: Though obey the fifth
and honor my papa and
mamma yet my days are not bit longer
In The lsnd, because lam still put 10 Led
II Z O'Clock.
Father, who are those men Thirdly
md Fourihly sud Filthy that our minis
81 ~s preashing about today Are they
q the book Of numbsni Ny son. 20
light to bed. You will never make . a..
ire in this World II you indulge in irrev-
rent jokes
Il Brown How i Jones getting On
aiidiag his honse' smith Slowly. A
Alling timber injured one OF his hands 10
hat he cannot work. Brown Jones xss
orhios this morning and appeared oil
sh' Smith : Yes. he's all right, it's one
! bis hired hands that hut.
Who is the lsEis. boy 10 your elias, So
ohsnyi Johnny-I dunno / should
iink .ou would know. When eli tie
hers are indusiriousiy writing or study.
IL their lessons. Who 10 be uho alta idly