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The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1889-09-03


"Got a new typewriter the other day
vored to skin a Frankfurt sausage with
out wasting any of the meat.
Girl or machine?n asked Littleton, be-
machine. She runs like a dandy.
No ribbons, no slack, no crooked lines,
and works like lightning. l tell you, my
typewriter is just stuck on it,
"What-the girl or the machine?"
ssThe girl. She has been asking me for
been looking around for the best in the
market. | think a great deal of my type
writer, because she works right along
without a hitch, and goes about her
business without bothering me. l have
got so that don't mind the chatter, you
know, and she never makes any super
f1uous motions"
"Who, the machine or the girl?p
."The girl, the machine is all right. She
seems to understand her Just as well as if
she never had any other kind in her life.
| tell you what it Is, we are improving all
the time. Our typewriters show greater
improvements every year. Now this new
one is a dandy. Simple as a dollar clock,
and all the veXatious kinks and notions of
the old are avoided. Now | know that there
are a great many typewriters who are set
in their way and scorn all improvements,
but mine is a daisy, and seems to be up
to the progressive spirit of the age"
'GirI or machine?'
machine; no, | mean girl. BY the way,
why don't some smarty invent q name for
the typewriter so that we can distinguish
'twixt 'em."
"Name for which, girl or machine?''
''Girl. Typewriter is all right for the
machine, but the operator of the type
writer ought to have another name. Now
I have hod mora thar q Io1an fxynaturiforc
since l went into the profession, and none
of them have given me half the satisfac-
ton this one has"
(Which one, the girl or the machine?''.
"Girl. She is just about right. Most
sensible creature ! ever saw. I tell you.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

alls, l s,hos lio ofn ands 8 ID IND ioltnns to
II trs while life doth
last. Tlle Cath Lie Church labOrs g,
elevate and ssanctify MARI ith5l
s.bersit ii = holy Sacra nent, 4, be entered
sllp pom vii care and pro; e seriollsn ness.
I1.this the spirit lot the non Atht,lic Il
world is against her, yrenl aring lar task
more difficult. II ot only do the masses
of non scAlhnllcs refuse ohold 'marria age
az more than q civil contract, or TO-
practically regard it as dissotu BILE only
by death. bnt are found to enter upon it}
with as much leyity and unclncern as.
55if IL were matter of mara frolic. The
following is an pxampla out of many
81, romantic coupe IN Indiana were
Imarried % horseback in the middle Of.
the roRd, and then took gallDp into
the country in lieu Of 4 bridal trip. Toe
bride. who is only sixteen, suggested
the horse feature and insisted that both
animals be coal black. There was no
opposition to che unlon.'' r ,mantic
couple, furs soot,! Auni0H entered upon
thus frivolouslY gives strong promisA /
that some day, before long, the parties
will be cantering up before divorce
court; or, perhaps, galloping away from
each other. without even the trouble !
some ceremony Of divorce. Thank GfDd, !
no Catholic priest wilt ever be found
sanctioning such mockerY Of solemn
and holy marriage. III.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

s TIL iRInH STANDARD 1s the only Home HUE
I'm IrS the. North hweHt.
HaS .p1ess sof THE IRIsH STANDARD VIII soe op
~ WI at the principal newe In this city.
ianfi bvs snewshoys. Il ss - ,sSS&
Z Advertising rates will be made known by APP
Tying att Office.
q ,When writ,ng natter for publication In The
1RIsH STANDARD be sure and sign your proper
name. rot necessarily for publ but as 9
I raararte Be of good faith
( IL every instance correspo pondents VIII please
] be a. br1ef as possible. 4
4 d M insure publication in the following issue
}1f TIN IRISH STANDARD contributions snouio
4 eesch this oface at least by y edneeday noon.
| subscribers viii please be cafefui1n 6 V,nR ns
x,etr perfect address. and thus avoid any COM
/ Spsaint through failure to receive their paper.
n oihanRine your place Of residence notify 'ls s
irnmediately Of the fact. and forward your tuh
name, giving number and name OF street re- " 70
:whicn you have removed. also your former
n xSddresA.
III Aii it.tters addressed to Manager IRISH
AasrAnDAKD. az Third Street South, Room 20
m 4 ,vulrili receive immediate attention. s
Matter of az official nature, such as calls 1or .
xeeula. or special meetings of societies. memo
ia resolutions ETC., will be charged Tor oytne
line. ss 3 " st s35=s$$
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16
PREJUDICE AND JEALOUSY.

Anyone who is close observer must
admit thatsa deep rooted jealousy aud
prejudice exists in this free country.
and III this city to the Irish American
people. In our estimation there is not
the shadow OF foundation for the dis
play of this fabominables spirit. 1t is in
tolerant, unreas unable, narrow minded
and tbigoted, and ssbY intelligent outsid-
ers would be viewed as antag0ni ,tic 10
the principle and the liberty of Amer-i
lea, her Institutions, and her people.
But facts are undeniabIe, and must be
encountered for good or evil. This
specimen OF bigOtry aud hatred against
an honorable, Industrious, honest and
brave race of people can be destroyed
only BY formidable weapons. Why
should the Irish people tamely submit
to this sort Of persecution. They are
loyal American citizens. LOYAL with
all the enthusiasm Of their souls. They
ara more or less associated in all,the
pursuits of industry and enterprise, and
have played prominet part in the max
ing of the wealth Of America. u they
happened to leave an old and glorious
land, they came to build and put into
activity a new one. Thrir presence in
this country was earnestly desired, and
their knowledge of the English language
assisted in making them become Ameri-
canized very soon. They were prepared
tc reap all the advantages which its ac
qnaintance could confer pDon them.
and are unlike other nationalities Of
Europe, who cannot discourse huently
and with euphony in that tongue ia 9
life time. They therefore went to work
assiduously, and by their application
and energy have form ID 4 vast quantity
of the m)nev and power of America.
Either in the 6.lsls of capital or Of those
Of labor their ability can compare favor
ably with any people in the world
They are not here on suffrage or as
s.suppl,cants for their RIGHTS" they are
here because they were invited and re
qnired, and are here in defiance of the
miserable animosities that seem to be
against them. Though the advance
mpnt OF Ireland is urgent and incumbent
on her people and ought to be indelibIv
written on every lrishman's heart.
though it requires all the united forces
of her children, even in this country, in
order to successfully holl their own
amongst existing circumstances, they
should form solid Dhalanx and present
a bold and determined front to the
enemy. u
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16
81 81 SATURDAY, {, 4, NOVEMBER le. 1883.
THE D)EMOURATIO SWEEP.

The result Of last weeks elections 1s
an indignant protest from the Nnrtp'
and South, East and West against he
publican methods of government. 11
NAV ia fact be said. Of it besides, tna'
h ia an act Of contrition for last years
divergence from the right path Hf 2 2
. oood many Democrats. The solid West
has been broken broken, too, ina 'fii vita.
51lart. II We b ave a faint recollection OF
sthe time, and that not in the rem,te M
past pp,alst. when politicians used to say Dy
stha way OF a ioxe, '.tIave 3ou heard the
news from Ioga2' But, after all. what e,
s,,lsa could we exppct from intelilgent
speople, who NAV bs deceived for years
shnt ultimately must c'ne TO Ghelr
sai,sYs. Tue result IN Vlrgini3s Is in
deed q singing rebuke to sPres'dent
garrison aud his administration.
Amenr Others both surprised and dis
mayed at the turn Of affairs was Sena- ma
tor Hiscock. OF Nev York, who was 50
/ cnn nf,denr and iubilant over the Dakotas
that he declared New York might be
dispensed with in future as pivotal
state. We wonder it be- would say the
same to-day. Aud after 4 he NAV
have been right, only in altogether
diff,rent sense from what he inte 'd1d
We doubt if in the next presidential
contest there will be any pivotal sJaCe.
The grou Id swell of Democracy IS r'>-
ing and extending north and west, and
gently and slowly. bit sarelv, aud, It
wa mistake not, will take in Michigan,
Wisconsin, and, who knows, NAV not
pass Illlnols. There are glorious posi-
bilitles for the future Of Democracy II
1t be true to itself.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

4 INDENTED writing upon iron has just
been successfully done by John Farrar,
an Eastern iron fonndryman, by the
following process: The impression on
the iron is made bv writing back wards
on thin paper, pinnlng the paper in a
'mold, and then pouring in the iron.
The writing thus transferred to the
plates. when the iron is cooled, is won
derfullY clear and distinct, and is so
deeply imprinted as to defy any attempt
at erasu,a. .
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

THE Pretension of England to be a
South American power is but the be-
ginning OF a campaign which may vet
have some very singular features 1t is
evident that England. because OF these
spretensons. has quite as MANY enemies
as friends am ,ng the South American
states, aud division of opinion and
expression Of it will soon be called forth
England is USING her best influence to
form a coalition with certain continen
tai powers against all the aims Of the
Washington t'an. American congress.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16
Hastings.

4: Hastings
Edward Mcclure is home again.
Mr.. Michael Allen returned from st.
Panl Il. 4. y s.
Mics Bridget Q Neil is quite sick with
catarrh. n
VIM. Leonard went TO ST. Paul on
Monday. 4. l55..
All. Williams returned to Bayfield,,
Wisconsin.
Mrs. Edward Barrett returned from
her visit TO st. Paul. ss
J. j. Conroy, of st. Paul, spent Sum
day in our city.
Joseph Newell spent Sunday home,
and returned to st. Paul.
# John Mcnamara, Of ST. Paul, spent
q few days in the city A ~ ssss.. 4 ss*sS4 .Ss
Miss Winnie Nc Dermott is down from
st. Paul visiting friends. 3.
/ Stephen p. Collins returned to ST..
Paul on Tuesday after his visit home. Is
VIM. Ahern, Of Minneapolis, spent
Sunday with HE mother iu Nininger.
Miss Ella Murphy returned home to
sSt. Paul after q pleasant visit here with
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

m, oi In,t II
l,s,l 81 &, M l 4,
u ths tinss nv 81 I, 4 l n l
M 20 rsnaoyed she bsI 'lllll| "
oytn and y is 1is, cEp
Win the hoe theI Ilhunl hun tturk follloxs
tbe fa1nii niil,a,r: t,nkle tthe bell, picking
tbe stalks clean off ttl.e as thIeyI,
followed him ~ one 81 NV md down tho
oather The turke W. have done the work
olsiiiv ive mon and saved The crop.
That was q grand reception that took
place fn the new home Of the Pioneer
Press, Sc. Paul, on Saturday slast-a
splendid tribute 20 those who had given
theirstime and labor IL the building Of
this magnificent structure; and par
ticularly 8 hearty and desel we'd recogni-
ton to the pluck and zeal Of Messrs.
sWheel0ck and VII Dfiscoll, who entered
the field of journalism ia So. Paul over
thirty wears ago. By dent Of per-
severance from q small be :inning, and
in the face OF many obstacles. theY nave
pushed forward in the work before
them until the Pioneer Press has reach
ed q most exalted rank IN journalism.
g. 5S. s5 t$sas ta$ lssg "a
Il The genial doctor has receiv ed an
other letter from one Of his ilk threaten-
ing him tine doctor) with dire disaster
If he doesn't s.bide awee'' to some other
CLINE soon OF course the letter was
signed Clan. ma. Gael by the imp who
wrote it. we are unable to tell Just
how many of these letters are contained
nthe series. but undou btedly the d doc-
tor and his henchmen will see that he
receives them with perfect regularity
until the next campaign opens. His
pals, in writing this stuff ''for effect
should in no case forget to sign their
letters either Catholic or = Lian ma
Gael" for the strena athtof the porridge
will be everlastingly a,Wn without such.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

PRINCES for husbands come high. but,
some American families seem bound 20
have them at any price. I5 IS / stat II g I'd !
that it cost Papa Huntington 80, COZ. :.
coo to secure Prlncs H t,zfeldt for mis-
daughter. ..@ III .sSsss 383s sSsS
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

THE first minister Of the Gospel re
celve.i at the Jefferson City, Mo-, peni
tentiary since the incarceration of Par
son simmons. OF the Christian county
B4ld-k b gang. was brought in OH the
10Th inst. by Sheriff Miller, of Jasper
county, His name is John H. Taylor,
and he is minister Of the Hard ShelIed
Baptist church. His crime is bigamv,
for all Of which he will languish behind
the bars for the next two years. 1
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

SALISBURY . foreign policy may yet
prove tho means Of upsettihg the pre-
sent coeEcionist ministry Let i once q g
be- known that England has entered
into entangling alliances with any
European power, and. great as have
beensthe Glad stonlan gains SO far. they
would be nothing Ia comparison to the
accession OF strength the Liberals
would then receive. NJ 3ss 351.a
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

i. . the busi less ran.,e 'o
pIe are com lled to lpr tesica tte prinssssi
c,ples &c you srs Is ls1ulesl
Rome doe and when you mo aIlno estE:
rasc tls1 You music 40 81 tbe ~ ttip,I
orget ont and siiSyeF roam q, due that
viii. The people are fast lsarlllnR tine
lesson that dsalYs honestly means To
got left. and tos be locke upon ~ the
community as being Inc spabie IS tl,,lnRl
business. while the dishonsst man Is
looked upon as being i smart Aliek aud
full OF business, and Is honored By
]. society. It puts II premium % dis-
honesty, and places honesty at dis
count and in disfavor. There are DIFF
ferent degrees Of dIshonesty there are
tho highway ROBBERS. tho burg liars, the
thieves, the conf lencv n1s peODie who
drive sharp trades by Juggling facts,
taking advantage Of iknorance, aud
making things appear what they are
not bY living aud other species OF al. de- !.
ception. These are all dishonest moth
DDS, and cannot be iudulged IN By hon
est people. tor those wiz, avail Them q lll !
selves ct sucn opp lrtunities are llot
3houes1, though they pray long aud loud y
they still are lshonest. ,rhis is pro
badly wnaJ the bible means where il
says Sit is easIer tor q camel 70 crawl
through the eYeof j needle than for q
rlcn man TO enter the kingdom of 5heas
yen,' for it is alm )sJ impossible tor =
man to get extremely rich and nOnesJly
deal With his follow men as he would
have them deal vita him. Tue every
day common people are more honest III
their dealings than those with wealth.
aud power. As arule they live upE:=4ll4s
aud do not forget the teachings Ut their
cnlldnoOd So easily as thvse living n
luxury. 1t is . pity. but il is neverlht-
less true, that We hnd wealth hOnOr1d,
while honesty is passed BY unnotlced
aud unrevered. II IAN honest man is
the noblest work Of Gods creation =
why not reverence the nUblest works in
a brfJtlng mauner, in .tead Of using
them for mud stills to build a structure
to drive the chariuCs OF wealth. upon.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16
CRANKY GRU MBLERs.

There are people IN this world. and
aven in this communitv, who find fault
with Or about their home papr's because
/ they don't get hold Of q certain piece
snf news that NAV individually ~. q;
stareat them. An editor is not omnl nm I
present. aud in attending to the thou
sand and one details Of q newspaper, IS
liable to overlook some Item OF news eFsV's
that may be palatable to the general
reader. In such cases ne regrets lt
worse than the persons who perform q
the high kicking act; but what makes
the editor hotter, is the fact that the
kicker fl generally someone who o''-
s1r rows his} neighbor's paper. the
readers of local papers would hand ln to
the Office the little happenings mir that
scnma nnfler their Observable on from at time
5to time. they would be doing the editor
1 favor, and they would no longer have
occasion to hnd fault. because the facs
that they had friends from abroad 81 visit =
sinQ with them was not duly chron1cieo,
I - chat there was born q new heir apDea- ea'
.t{
rant to their estate, which was not
\ noted il the paper. The editor Gathers th 81 J
ii Ill the news that comes Within tl { 81 e
enable range, hut he cant be every :,
where, ana tnen II he even did print al
fhe news that ne did corral during his
lations outside the office there g.
q ylo,,ld is ) heap more people hot under y
lsthe shiirt collar. This sitting the news 's
/ keep ont what would q etfrnd g and
I being carefnlto PRINT what will please
not such an asting snap as you @
iaht think tits. Ia the meantime,
III yopr srns when YOU can. AZ
& bearfne iii ii memory thst slbrevltYI
Il IIl8( tlle soul of 81. !. s
Ons II 81 = a ten.
So aafher aWay lneI,
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

THE Rev. j. r. Meagher Of the Order
Of the Dominicans died on the 1st, at
the house Of his cousin in Philadelphia.
He was AZ years old, and was for nine-
teen years attached to the Church Of st.
Vincent Ferrar, Sixtv:six h street and
Lexington avenue. New York. He
was born in Tippsrary, Ire, and came
to this country when 4 boy. He was
educated at st. Rosa's Convent. near
Springfield, KY.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

n ss The lnuskrats aud beavers are said to
be building their houses unusually high
and thick this fall. which is regarded ae
. sure sign Of cold winter. But IN the
Red Riv4 - valley !. where they have suf-2
fered from excessive drouth, they cheer
fully construe the muskrat sign into an
indication Of excessive rainfall next
spring, on the theory that one extreme
must folio " another. S3 ss,
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

The largest bar Ut g1ld ever cast in
the world was turned out at the United
States essay uttice in Helena, NJ. i. IL
welgned 500 pounds, and is worth .
little over 100000.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16
lux dfilx sleep az ore hours IS 1nE
Itl,st titne tthan any other Ind dual
||somue of our might patr linen on xht toE
take this hallenge up.

81 sloWness with Wilich New.
So ork Is cont ii IL to her worl fair
fund has prompt lotssof other cities
5fosenter the race for the exp xposlt tionsOft' e
1892. Chicago ashinR Rton.f6t e Louis,
4 minneapolis and several other places
5have already stirred la ti1e. matter, and
Gotham will have 60 hustle O. the list
sof her rivals will grow longer. 5
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

THE closing@of the P PArisS Eex position
was marked by q brilliant fete. Four
hundred thousand persons were present, 8
the largest attendance since the open
iisag Of the tx,,ibition There were g:
few slight accidents, due tos the crush:
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

CANADIAN lumbsrmen are becoming
alarmed at the enormous Qaantitv Of
southern white wood that has been
pouring intoft the Dominion from the
Unite,i States during the past few
months. and which is becoming 4 for
midable competitor with the Canadian
white pine Heretofore the. Southern
whitewood has only been used fpr man
ufacturink purposes lin the way Of fur
niture. and was Admitted free Of duty
Canadian builders are now f ding that
they are able 20 lay it down in Canada
much cheaper than domestic pine, and.
that It serves evely purpose for which
the latter is used. ~ J.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

1T Is estimated that the amount Of
gold aud silver cOlll at the bottom Of the
Atlantic ocean is about $5O, ,O0O, 600. aud
it is further estimated that most Of IL
will stay right where it is. /
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

THE Washington Post pleads for a
rest tor the Pam Americans. Tue peO-
pie are killing them with kindness in
tile form Of banquets, luncheons, brass
bands and hurTan.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

II the numerous applicants for Office
are all engaged il some useful work
while waiting for their appointments,
they must have added considerably to
the wealth If the country by tnis time.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

UNCLE Sam may not have standing
army ut any siz J, but ne Can boast OF
half million army pensioners, anui
every wear appears to bo adding con-
siderably to tne number. u
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16
HONESTY AT A DIsO0UN T.

HONESTY AT A DIsOOUN T.
II In this su-callpd enlightened age there
is but very little to encourage one to be
honest. The people are fast hnd,ug out
that to be honest means to be Door; to
be poor means to bB withou6 inhurnc.;
without influence means to be nobody;
80 as practlced to-day, TO be honest ls
10 be nobody. The word SCUM 1s well, !,
is noble in theory, aud should be prac-
ticed by all mankind. But when prac
ticed by part Of the pei pie. and used as
a sledge hammer in the hands OF the
Others to keep them out Of their just
dues, 1t is an utter failure. the worli
is tiled with men rDb5d with the garb
sOf honesty. wllOse practices are Of the
most dishonest character; they get ricn
and become men of influence, aud are
looked upon as models of society. even
when it lis we'll known that their wealth
was wrung from people who practiced
the golden rule to do unto others Is
you would wish % be done BY 8 It is
an almost HOMELESS task for hOnestv to
undertake to cope with d 81 whose lOnly.
god is money, and whose MOTTO is that
sof the old slliser to his son to get rich. ].
Money rules the world, aud honesty iss.
Ensed as an Instrument 70 tune the ras-..
Gals q 8 pitch whore they can better e De /
lceiye the PEG ple and moro effsctuallly
fleece them. This is looked upon nov
40 business. A great MI ,rlty !ofs stilt
Ep1eeQples are natur yShone est, redn ncated;
sto be HUT kno owlng b nat Follows
they shrink and wink q II. mutt
they Iare comps llsd t,v ffprcs OF oircuI1l.s'
stances iii the oaannun yhit.es
tllsy deal 81 use I'M l11AtllOk1s gll,oIl
|otliers IS sre p1ilact pon d!
People gstA tlred1 offg of glbsln cbe! ngs
hum
la aaud tura Nd
asloptI
ll \. s11 loj
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

IT must be ralhe tough q Shls royalII
5nibs. the prince of Wales, after ne has,
waited 10 long for the succession 20
come Ia him. tO hear English papers
discussing the probabili ity of his turn
Ing up his toes before his lllps rial
!fI,auluaa
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

CLEws, the New Y York banker, has a
bath mouse 9 sting MIN $50 900, which
looks like ex5ravakance JO people using
l5-cent wash basins.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

Al enterprlsing Yankee, who owned
a large chair manufactorv, had occasion
one SdaY to show a friend from over the
water through his establishment. The
.Englishman, am azed at the quantity of
chairs he saw in their various stages of
completion, exclaimed. ''Ow can you
hever hexpect to sell SO manY chairs?"
'..Wall." said the Yankee, Il guess
setting down aiu't gone out st fashion
vAtl,' s., Z .5s III s.ss 5#8
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

1T is reported that the Canadian crop
Of apples is far below the average, aud
that the supply will be little more than
sufficient for the home consumption,
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

TIE members Of the, Parnsllite party
who have been travelling thrOug Aus
tralia havs finished their tour. They
have collected go GOO to advance the
Irish Cd .se. They Will now 90 to Ne III II
Zealand # ss5.5 81 Sa#
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16
EDITORIAL BREW TIES.

Poor Billy Malone lies silent and lone N M
In the grave where Democracy laid him. tn
His ambition was great to govern the State.
But he failed cause honest 4nea refused to aid
him. N
This ends the career of the bold brgadier,
4 traitor to home and country dear.
From the dawn OF his youlh, he knew nothing
of truth, 5 IN
So in charity let US spare him.
The Irish standard., 1889-11-16

he Ind inns pf Red ] Lake county this
EstateI have slatHi nearly All IHtheir
|lsnti moulding fns timIer alued -,
Iln linsils llIsts they net ain Il e, % fli-
vided among them IN eyeralt The
IN III s, ss,,pey for tle lanti sold gis to bs held by
the lsstlytrnm nment, and ipterest paid. to
[be divided ampnR them for acilo and
Ifof MD inE a&ricilita q tions. II
saids pf tue illdisds sare anx-
ious md With ,e
IlyleI 4 ~ y 4