The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-12-15
BRIGHT BITS.

II TEE GOOD die young il IS very evident that
death does not love shining mark. for very
Few young people are bald-beaded.-Boston
RsrGlL.
Way UP.-That last book Of Maryin's is very
lofty piece Of work
Well, il ought TO be It's his tenth story
Net1 York Slkss
WHEN you Rave a cold you do not know how
70 cure II. All your friends know how, and they
leA you, out that does not affect TIE cold
Aew Orleans Piodnne.
Wat an enigma yog are, Nell"
never know how to take you
y ou've never tried. '--Erctdn9e.
Co-EDUcATIoS in college IS a success but it
isn't 50 much of a Sues as il would be if
most OF the girls who are co-educated in col
ieses were better looking -SOnleTUtile Journal
FoND HUsBASD--My dear, you know prom
lsed you diamond necklace this year.
helpful NlIe-I know you did, but let it go
Weekly.
AT The RAILwAY.-"O, how 1 envy the man to
whom you are waving your handkerc 4iefI'
Just take the next train, Mr. Jones, and
VIII 90 the same to you with pleasure. -
Ffisce1tde Bldtter.
MUDGE-Doctor, il we're to lose my mind do
you suppose would be aware OF il myself?
Dr. Boiess-fou would not. And very likely
none or your acquaintances would notice it,
either.-1erre Haute Express
UNDERSTOOD AT LAST can readily under
stand, madam" said the tramp as he took
the spotted torn, moth-eaten trousers that the
KIND woman had given him, NOV IL happens
that 1t is more blessed to give than to re-
GIVE These trousers explain it all. "-Hdrper'S
Basar.
TEAcHER-How do We tell if anything is sweet
Or sour:
rupil-By the sense Of taste.
Teacher-And bow do you distinguish the
colors?
Pupil BY the sense Of touch.
Ieacher-You can feel colors, can you?
Pupil es; don't you sometimes feel blue!
Omaha World
Mr. FABER,'' said the old millionaire
Yes, sir. answered his private secretary.
N Here are fifty begging letters. Answer them
all with a refusal
Yes SIR
And you will observe that every one has
penny stamp inclosed for q reply"
Yes, SIR
Bits.
WHAT do you wish?' asked the servant who
answered the ring at the door.
Baron de Veauminet.
What do you wish to see him for?''
~ Is IN relat on TO promissory note"
The baron went out Of town yesterday"
NOW, that is too bad; l wanted to pay him
the amount owe him
But added the servant, "he returned this
morning. ''-Ffeach Joke.
He MADE IT RIGHT.-A boy about 10 years old
was yesterday observed to drop five postage
stamps into one of the letter boxes in the post
office, and as he turned away, gentleman
asked:
Why did you do thaty''
To make ii all right, was the reply.
How all right!''
why dropped five letters in here yesterday
without any stamps on. We do business Ia
chattel mortgages, but we never try to beat
postoffice. Detroit Free Press.
1--WE HAVE A LITTLE BET which has been left
to you to decide" said one of the two men who
entered a saloon on Grand River avenue the
other day
well. what is it?"
MY friend here says that every saloon
keeper looks upon every other man as
sharper. l say no.
Il don't think So
well, the bet is this. You don't know me-
Never saw me before. You must Judge me by
my face come in and | lay my watch down
on the bar and ask for the loan of sos until
noon. The bet is s. that you won't grant it,
That is, bet you do and my friend here that
you don't. It is for you to decide
The bartender picked up the watch, opened
the cases, poured out the tobacco which con-
stltuted the works, 5" tossed the cases into the
big spittoon and YEARLY said
Please don'ti ! saw this played the year
the war broke out Why don't you fellows
either get something new or go TO work with a
wood saw. Detroit Free Press.