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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
Itis We'll He Nerer Does.

From the Norristown Herald
How seldom man, in his mad rush for
wealth and fame, stops to think that the density
of medium capable by its resistance of caus-
ing secular aoceleration of half second in
the mean velocity of the moon would eorre-
spond with kilogramme of matter uniformly
diffused through spacenf 800 600 square miles.
And yet, when we come to, think about 1t, the
mans action does not surprise us.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
TERMS OF THE DISPATCH.
PITTsBURG, SUNDAY, MAR. 8, 1859.

Voluntary contributors should Keep copies OF
articles. II compensation is desired the price
expected must be named. The courtesy Of re-
turning rejected manuscripts SCtu be extended
t9hen stamps for that purpose are enclosed. bat
the Editor Of THE DISPATCH aCiU under no
circumstances be responsible for the care Of atra-
solicited manuscripts.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

WE believe something was said in the pa
pers few months ago to the effect that a
Vice President was to be inaugurated
March 4. Has this part of the programme
been overlooked by the Committee of Ar
rangements or only by the Washington cor
respondents? The published reports are
conspicuous for their lack of information on
this point
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

MAGGIE MITCHELL has appeared in an
entirely new role. She is the plaintiff in a
suit for divorce from her husband, Mr..
Paddock. 1t cannot be said that the part
fits Miss Mitchell as naturally as it usually
does an actress. Mr.. Paddock cannot very
well claim that he was mistaken in his
wife, for he courted her for IA years.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

JOE HOWARD wants the actors to tell the
newspaper critics what they want in the
way of criticism, but he forgets to ask the
public what they yearn for. We can tell
Mr.. Howard what the actors will get and
what the public wants to know in this Sec
tion of the earth-simply the plain truth at
all times.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

In Chicago the patrons OF the cable cars
are not to be trifed with. There have been
many accidents to one of the cable lines
lately, and passengers after paying their
fare have been forced to get out and
walk. Many of these passengers have
sued for and recovered their nickels, sad
ding heavy costs on the cable companies at
the same time. The accidents and delays
are of course decreasing.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

PENNSYLVANIA prohibitionists won't
have to fight the battle alone this year. New
Hampshire is to vote on Constitutional
amendment March II. and Massachusetts is
to decide the same question few weeks
later
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

THERE will be weeping and wailing in
Ohio. Our Deighbors have been regarding
the direct tax bill as sort of reserve fund,
and President Cleveland's farewell whack
at it with his veto club will upset Ohio's bal
ance sheet for good while.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
THE DUDES LUCK.
Berry Wallis Brother is Said TO Have Left
Him 5000, 600 in Trust.

Ahuh G&OOsOOO III 4EubL
NEW YORK, March 2.-It was rumored about
the hotel lobbies last evening that e. Berry
Wall had come into another fortune. The size
of it was placed at 900 and it comes, accord
ing to those who tell the story, from Berry
Wallis brother, William, who was.buried here
Thursday.
1t is said that before his departure for the
Pacific coast William Wall spoke to members
of his family about his property and the ad-
visibility of leaving it to his brother. There
had been some . bad feelings between the
brothers, it is understood, but the sick man
agreed to put aside all unfriendly thoughts and
make the will in Berry's favor This was ac-
cordingly done and the brother left for Cali
fornia.
Exactly what the property is and on what
conditions it was left could not be learned this
evening. The opinion among Wallis friends
was that the legacy took the form of trust
fund, and was so fixed that the principal Of 1t
cannot be touched either by Wall or by his
numerous creditors.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
AN INSTANTANEOUS CURE.
A Blow from an Express Train as Remedy
for Asthma.

MEN YORK, March IA jury in the Supreme
Court, before Judge Ingraham. yesterday gave
Harshaw Scott verdict for $4,000 damages
against the Pennsylvania Railroad Company
for injuries sustained about dozen years ago.
As Mr.. Scott was about to cross the tracks of
the company at Railway, N. j., early one
morning, the Washington express train Hcame
along and struck him. He was caught up by
the coweateher and when taken of his arm
and leg were found to be broken. His arm has
never been right since and the leg is several
inches shorter than the other. He sued the
company to recover 5000 damages. The COM
pany among other defenses, tried to prove
that he had not been very badly hurt and that
the shock he received had cured him of the
asthma, from which he had been a great suf-
feref.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
4 DERANGED TRAVELLER.
The Curious Actions of a Long Island Young
Lady.

Lady.
LONG ISLAM CITY, March 2-There was an
exciting scene in parlor car of Long Island
Railroad train on its way here this morning.
Among the occupants of the car were Miss
Alice Smith, of Smithtown, one of the heirs of
the late ~Mrs. A. 7. Stewart, her two uncles,
Richard and Du Bois Smith, aud several
friends. When short distance from Smith
town Miss Smith suddenly became deranged.
Conductor Scnofeld was the only one who
seemed to have a controlling influence over
her, and she begged him not to leave her. Z
When Miss Smith and her companions
reached the New York terminus of the Thirty
fourth street ferry she refused to leave the
boat and the party were forced to return
to Hunters Point. She is Is years old.
1t is thought her uncles were taking her to
New YORK for treatment,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
A whisky stomach Grave. Water.

PHILADELPHIA, March 2.--Jimmy Dolan, q
dwarf in the county jail at Belleville. N. j., for
overindulgence in whisky, has developed sur
prising craving and capacity for water. He in
sists on having gallon of water left in his cell
each night, and he drinks 1t all and wants more
before morning. During the day he consumes
twice as much, and says he could swallow
double the quantity if it were given him. He
protests that he never before enjoyed such
health, but the doctor is fearful Of dFopsy.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

THE playful students of the Wesleyan
College who indulged in dynamite bomb
throwing on Washington's Birthday can
thank their stars that their punishment is
limited to suspension from college 1t
might have easily been another kind of sus-
pension-by the neck.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

PRESIDENT CLEvELAND's veto club
whistled in the AIR for about the last time
yesterday. 1t fell on the Direct Tax re-
funding scheme, and if the latter recovers
at some later day, it will not be because
Mr.. Cleveland did not belabor it enough.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
WALKER WILL THINK IT OVER.
Perhaps He VIII be President of the New
Railway Association.

Railway Association.
NEW YORK, March 2-The committee ap-
pointed by the new interstate association,
known as the Presidents Association, to ten
der the position of Chairman of the association
to Colonel A. F. Walker, were in conference
during the whole of this afternoon, in the
Windsor Hotel. Besides Colonel Walker.
three members of the committee were present,
being President Hughitt, of the Chicago and
Northwestern Railroad; General John McNulta,
of Bloomington, ILL.,, Receiver of the Wabash
Railroad and Mr.. g. Mullin, Vice President of
the Chicago and Alton Railroad. The fourth
member of the committee, Mr.. Roswell Miller,
President of the Chicago, Milwaukee and st.
Paul Railroad, was prevented being present by
important business.
At $40 it was announced that after the sub
ject was discussed in all its bearings with
Colonel Walker, that gentleman said he would
take week or ten days to consider the offer
and would let the committee know his decision
at the end of that time. The new association
includes 20railroads west, northwest and south
west of Chicago.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
A Foraer CourtinR DEATH.

MACON, GA, March 2-John l. Adams, the
forger, who has been trying to starye himself
is dying; For twelve days he refused to taste
food He was then taken to his mothers
house, where he was induced to suck an orange
and then relapsed into the determination to
starVe to death. Rev. ]. r. Winchester has
been called in to see him.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
THE FISHERY QUESTION.
Canada's Conservative Government IL Still
Somewhat BellIgeRent.

Somewhat BelligePenf.
OTTAWA, March 2-In the Canadian Parlia-
ment last evening Hon. l. H. Davis spoke in
favor of Mr.. Laurier's motion to continue in
force for another year the modus viyendi and
advocating closer trade relations with the
United States. Sir John Thompson, Minister
of Justice, followed. After justifying the
policy of the Conservative Government in the
fishery question during the past 30 years, he
spoke of the policy of moderation adopted in
1885 to bring about an amicable settlement.
The stories that Canada had put unwarranta-
BILE Interpretation on the treaty of 1913 were
false. 1t was in fact the same Interpretation
put upon it by the provincial governments and
backed up by the guns of England for 20 years.
Earl Roseberry when Mr.. Phelps complained
of the harshness of the enforcement of its pro-
visions, said 1t was perfectly fair. He con-
trasted the fishery policy of the Liberals three
years ago, with their talk of government, brag
blow and bluster. Sir Richard Cartwright re-
piled. The resolution was defeated by 43 ma
joritY.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
what We Nigh. Contribute,

From the New 7 ORR SUM-
There is talk of Bismarck museum to be
founded at Berlin The United States could
contribute some interesting relics, such as a
plaster cast of the Chancellor's ancient enemy,
the American hog, and sketch OF Mr., Cleve-
lands expired Samoan policy.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
Railroad D,mcuItIe. in Perm.

LIMA, PERU, March 2-Owing to damages
done to the Oroya Railroad by unprecedented
storms and floods near Its terminus, LOO miles
from here, traffic to Chicla will be suspended
for six months. 1t will be. impossible during
that time to export ore and bullion from most
of the mines in that district.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
NOW THEY WON'T PLAY.

Some Angry Canadians Who We're Not
Asked to a Ball.
OTTAWA, ONT, March IA great sensation
has been created in fashionable circles here
owing to the alleged laundering in issuing
tickets for the State ball on Monday. Some of
the oldest families have not received invita-
tions, although they have been going to the
Government House for over 20 years Many
French Canadian members of Parliament have
been overlooked, and their colleagues of the
same nationality are talking of staying away.
Hon. w. Laurier, it is stated, has been asked
to make representations of the case to the Gov
ernor General. Two Thousand tickets were is
sued. The affair is the talk of the town.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

IT is stated that Senator EYarts is am
bilious to become judge. Should he ever
hold that position conyicts would inevitably
get long sentences-that is, if he made any
speeches to them.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
ROBERT. GARRETT'S TOUR.
He Ii Much Improved in Health, and Leave
Next Wednesday.

de - MUCH IWprOVeu IN HeaIIh, ma LeaV6B
Next Wednesday.
BALTIMORE, March 2.-Robert Garrett will
leave Ringwood on Wednesday next for Mexi-
co, accompanied by Mrs. Garrett, DR.. Jacobs,
two attendants and several intimate friends.
The party will go by the Erie Railroad, via
Hornellsville and Salamanca, making a short
tour of the States. Mr.. Garrett's health is now
very much improved, and he is able to take
short rides through the surrounding country
with pleasure and benefit
His old attendants who have been with him
during his illness have been discharged and
two new men have been engaged, Mr.. Garrett
having requested this, as he wishes new faces
about him.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
Translate Them Into English First.

From the New York Sun.l
A japanese novel is being translated into
English For the sake of Japan, a friendly,
progressive, and artistic nation, it is to be
hoped that some recent novels of passion will
not be translated into Japanese At least, not
until they have first been translated into En-
olish
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
One I'd the Good nld name.,

KNOXVILLE, TENN, March 2-Miss Re
becca Coates, an East Tennessee pioneer, cele-
brated her 1929 birthday today. She has killed
many wild animals and Indians in her time
and Is yet quite healthy.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
Can,, be Po,,poued Much Lopeer.

From the New York World.l
Although he is not professed medium, Mr..
Harrlson's great Cabinet mystery has never
been exposed. But the exposure cannot be
postponed much longer.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03

NEW YORK and Indiana are reported
dissatisfied with the Cabinet. before its
makeup has been officially announced. 1t
is the early grumbler who catches the most
IlEteners
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
THERE is a Shepard in New York tha
YOUNG AMERIcA-say. pop, may smoke?
LENT.
LENT.
MAY 1 take you to the ball2

. AENLs
MAY take you to the ball7
No, tits Lent.
May take you then to eallp
No, tits Lent.
May take you to the tea?
Pray, maiden, go with me.
But she merely answered,
No. my boy, tits Lent.
May take you TO the play?
No, tits Lent.
May walk wlth-y to-day?
No, its Lent.
May take your heart away?
Pray, maiden, say not nay,
But she merely answered,
No, my boy, tits lent.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
CAUGHT ON THE GRIP LINE.

HE put his arm around her waist;
They were engaged,
He kissed her bright and pretty face;
They were engaged.
He felt her purse, 1t seemed quite fat,
He said good night, and tipped his hat;
They're not engaged.
YALE-We are better than you in Latin.
Harvard-We don't care.
Yhle-We are better than you in Greek.
Harvard-We don't care.
Yale-We can beat your ball nine.
Harvard-You're pack of liars and If we had
you on our campus we would punch your already
big heads, bigger
THERE is Shepard in New York that
never shears his flock. You know If he did he
couldn't pull the wool over their eyes by that lit
tie heading over his editorial column.
YOUNG AMERIcA-Say pop, may smoke?
Pop-No.
Y. A.-Say, pop, may chew?
Pop-No. you rascal.
Y. A.-Say, pop, may drink?
Pop-You young reprobate, of course you can't.
Y. A.-Well, then, won't go to the inaugura-
tion.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-03
OR DtSpatfb.

Vol. a. No. 2L-Enuered al Pittsburg POST
once November IL lSS7. second-cIass matter
Business Oface--e7 andoe Fifth Avenue.
News Rooms and Publishing House--75,
n and 10 Diamond Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28
WING WHISPERS.

Mrs. Langtry viii shortly dispose of all the
scenery and properties of her various plays,
prior to long rest.
Emma Abbott has contracted with a.Phil-
adelphia firm for a monument to her hus-
band, Eugene l. Wetherell, that will cost
So, 900. 1t will be erected at Gloucester,
Mass. 1t is composed Of various kinds of
marble. Beneath it will be vault to con-
tain two bodies. Above is a canopy support
ed by four columns of Gothic style, on the
top of which is figure of Hope. The whole
is 81 feet high. Miss Abbott intends to have
her body cremated, and her ashes will be
placed near the body of her husband
Fanny Davenport has presented to Louis
James the play Gomez de Yeas; or, A No
bic Heart which was at one time in the re-
pertory of the late E. L. Davenport. Mr.
James has decided to produce the drama next
season. The scene is laid i'll Spain in the
time of Francis l, and the story treats of a
high born father and son, who, unknown to
each other, are in love with the same woman.
Joseph McNab has had his name changed
by the Connecticut legislature to Frank Jo-
seph Carlyle. This is Mr. Frank Carlyle, of
''The Wife" company.
Rose Thorne has been granted divorce
from Edwin F. Thorne in California on the
ground of infdelity.
Nile. Rhea's new play, Josephine" is from
the pen of Roland Haven, an American 1t
is story of the first empire, Nile. Rhea
playing the part of Bonaparte's first wife.
Every member of the company will be
American except the star.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28

with amateur clubs in the vicinity of Boston.
He made his professional debut in 1875, with
the Lewiston (Me.) club. The next year he
signed with the Our Boys club Of Boston. In
1877 he went with the Westboro club.
In 1878 he was with the Clinton, Mass,
club, but finished in Utica, N. Y. He re-
manned with the Uticas until the summer of
the next year, when he was induced by Man
ager Mutrie to leave Utica and go to New
Bedford, Mass In 1880 he opened with
Albany and finished with Troy, where he
stayed until 1882, when he went with the
Metropolitans of New York. Then he began
to gain celebrity as a pitcher. His reputa-
ton assumed such proportions that Manager
Mutrie was SO anxious to get him on the New
York team that he hustled him off to Ber
muda and kept him there until he was eligi-
BILE to be signed. For this smart business
Keefe was fined $500 by the American asso-
citation. Keefe has been with the New York
team ever since
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28
TIM KEEFE.

Tim Keefe got what he asked for, and he
ought to be correspondingly happy; $4,5o0
for the seasons work is no slouch of a figure |
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28


Of the members of the champion team in
to leave Boston and go with the new Provi-
dence team the first year they were in the
League.
In 10 Air. Murnane went with several old
League players to Albany to form club.
but remained but a short time when the team
was transferred to Rochester. In the fall Of
that season they took trip through the west
and went as far as California Murnane then
went into business in Boston and gave up the
game until the Union association was formed
and he was drafted into the business once
more as manager Of the Boston team in that
association. In 1876 he organized the Boston
Blues, of the New England League, and To-
Gated them in Boston, where he sold out his
franchise to Walter Burnham in the summer
of that season. He has done work for The
New York Clipper, Police News and several
other papers and is now the baseball editor
of The Boston Globe. There are not dozen
writers on our national sport who are so well
equipped TO analyze ball game as is Tim
Murnane. As a player he never lost his
head.
As writer he is always clear and judicial
in his Judgment. He calls spade spade,
and he ''l1nows a hawk hNm handsaw."
He is quick to detect the weak points Of
player and is Just as ready to say kind words
where praise is merited. Tim Murnane has
legion of personal friends, and the baseball
multitude are agreed that his opinions are
always worthy Of consideration. He has
brought out some of the best players in the
r+TaTr
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28
The DIAMOND FIELD.
The Recent Trouble With Robin
son, of st. Louis.
TIM KEEFE, OF THE NEW YORKS.
What President Reach, of Philadelphia, Says
About Johnny Ward and His Proposed
Release-Tim Murmane.

The trouble over Little Robby," of the st.
Louis team, has made quite stir. 1t only
goes to show how much trouble little thing
will sometimes make. Before the game be-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28
Haryard,s Probable Witbdrawa1,

Sporting men at New London, Conn, are
disappointed because Of Harvard's probable
withdrawal from the four mile varsity race
on the Thames with Columbia next June
There is tendency to censure the crimsons
for their conduct in this matter, on two
grounds chiefly. The first is because their
refusal to row smacks of unfair dealings, as
in the formal agreement between the two
colleges for annual races the events are IN
derstood to be fixtures, unless either crew is
unable to row, and Harvard is not disabled,
as she is to take a hand with Yale-Philadel-
min Times
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28

1t was just an ordinary scrap:of wrapping
paper, but it saved her life. She was in
the last stages of consumption, told by
could live only a short time; she weighed
less than seventy pounds. On piece of
wrapping paper she read of DR.. Kings
New Discover, al gol asanp' botle; i
helped her, sic Soigh IA large bottle it
helped her more, bought another and grew
better fast, continued its use and is now
strong and healthy, rosy, plump, weighing
140 pounds. For fuller particulars send
stamp to w. H. Cole, Druggist, Fort Smith.
Trial Bottles of this wonderful Discovery
Free at A. G. Smith 81 Co.'S drug store.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28
TIN MURNANE.

Murnane to remain
n ort b and play
with his t g a m ,
where he remained
until 1879, when he
Joined the Athlet-
les, of Philadelphia
In IA he was one of
the party who paid
England a visit
and the following
season found him a
m e mber Of the
Philadelphia team.
In 1876 he went TO
BOSTON and was ona
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28

gins Robinsonsends
a boy out of the
grounds in S t.
Louis to get his
baseball breaches,
giving the boy at
the same time a
note Of readmis-
sion. W h en- the
boy CO m e s back
with the breeches
he presents the note
to Niehaus, who is
at the gate,and who
refuses to admit
him on RObinSOnis
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28

for a pitcher, even
if he is the best in
the country. Still
no one will say that
Tim is not worth it
to the New Yorks.
As a matter of fact,
however, the Giants
will not lose much
cash by the trans
action, as some su-
perfuous talent %
has been released
TO make up the diff
ference. Keefe was
born in Cambridge,
Mass, in 1856. He
played ball first
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28
7 Evils 9S per ct. LYE
III Powdered and Per

u hAA-AN a A-Of
The strongest and plirest
Lye made. VIII make 16
lbs. of the best Perfumed
Hard Soap in 20 minutes
1CithOW boiling. It is the
best for disinfecting sinks,
closets, drains, etc. Photo
graphers' and machinists
uses. Foundrymen, bolt
and nut makers. For engi-
neers as q boiler cleaner
and anti-incrustator. For
brewers and bottlers, for
washing barrels. bottles,
etc. Forpainters to remove
old paints. For washing
trees, etc, etc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28

Fine hand made paper hanging at Ross,
164 S. Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-05-28

no doubt like to
dispose of Ward
for $4,000, but 1
don't suppose any
club will ever give
them that much for
him. 1t would cost
us $4,000 to get
this player-$l2,0O0
for his release and
5000 for alary.
Now, does any sane
man believe tina t
Ward or any other
player is wort h
that much to the
Philadelphia clubl
The day Of enorm-
GUS prices for
players releases is
past. tt was poor