New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-10
TALE OF An EsoUIMAU

MASSACHUSETTS, wants Diggcf bbate nouso' AAS ~
men who mako the laws for the state ma the pres
ent edlhce TOO small to hold them.
TALE OF An EsourMAU
An Esautn,su sat on a chunk Of fee.
In the land OF the northern pole;
He cracked his heels and he whistisd tTicc
At q sight that alarmed hts soul
For a stranger came over the fields Of snow.
At speed that was fearful, quite
His cheeks were pallh and thin WIN Woe'
And the frost on hs beard was wDi'e
ooh. pr,thec pause" cried the Esqutmaa,
From whence do you come so FAST
al come from q land weary leagues below
This realm with Its storm and blast
81 come from land III tho far of south.
And I've travelled ten thousand miles
Since last the sun like q beaniing mouth
Turned loose on the earth his smiles
"Ive cIan,bcred the mountains. on raging streams
Full on I've been heaved and tossed
umpired o game for two baseball teams
-INebraska state Journal.
In Deep Mourning -rrcddy-I favncy you feel
pwetty dweadhil oyah the death Of youah aunue. a.
moTrow: nave Something entirely new in tho way OF
mourning Trrd5Ss, IN EknO"it .uaS. do.
;CustIs.iItt,e hand OF Grape around my cigarettes
Freddy-Cadl I wish some Of my welatlyes Wouh
expIah. Dashed II / don't try iLt-Drskes magazine
A social authority IN 81. Louis has announced that
no man claiming to be gentleman can reverse hI
Guns. but the people VIM hu"'b" ~ ''A' S' ~
he is standing in VITA the laundries
The "RaEzle. Dazzle" as IL Is known 20 the PLAYERS,
now in full operation. The cards with the quota;
tons on them and marked corn oats, nc,
wheat ard barley S spoe rns bv St electTclty
member Of the Legislature lost 1900 there lase week
The game pure out and 0s' Is gamble 70 o 10 sI once
and all trembling In fear Of police descent Insy
Vim " only s% The e ' Psys Ssea &c
very seedy. The owners are not.-tPhiladelph's In
qulrer.
Walt whitman says he has quit writing poetry. But
those who don't appreciate his muse think that the
old man hasn't yet begun
piece of music for the piano called Grand March
vow and wardsnoe; cowboys break, with whip
cracking; discharges Of musketry oy me EVops
rain NTH bell nAS Herald
According 10 inexorable statistics, the number OF
people annually choked death In England, while ear
ing, is greater than the number Of people Killed on
the railways And yet tho English are said 10 DC
the slowest eaters In the world.
In Chicago.-Frrst Chicago msn-Great Scott! who Is
hf second SS%GI Ghsso MANU. ' know him Hes St
Louis sufferer. ,,. -.,.o-.,, wha,,s
second 4 CcOmmserauNy)-oh no. He only has
I" FIRST 'V CF5or poor fellow. Let's tsio up col
lecuon.- Washington Critic.
The st. Louis editor who declared the other day
that no ono outside of the State OF Pennsylvania IS
under any obligation TO help the JOhDstovn sufferers
Is about the lonsost man in the United ststes
An Indian dude at Cheyenne bears the name Of "No,
Brains" That's what's the matter with many OF the
dudes In our large cities, but that is not their name
The Indians believe In calling things by thcr ngnt
nameS.--(Norrts own Herald.
says "The Arizona Howler" Business men In
this community who don't advertise in Tho
Howler frequently try TO work US for free I'D
by getting US TO publish description OF the snakes
they SEQ when they have the derium tremens But
VIC arc on 10 the dodge We tell them light here and
now that viii puff nothing except good cigar
withou, cash down.
Ingenious Johnny Mrs DumpSey-See here Johnny
Dumpsey You have been in swimming Now don't
deny a.
Johnny Dumpssy-CrosS my heart, hAn't ma J
Mrs. Dumpsey-Cacfl SIR How does your shiN
happeu 30 DO on wrons side QUIT
Johnny Dumpsey-Me aud Bill Brown hsve been
lumn' somerSaults all the morning II Burlington
FREQ Press.