The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-06-21

SIMON SHORTS SON SAMUEL.
seutimcntsi, succuicnt Soothing. spright-
iy, Specially Sibilant.

seutfmeHtd, >uecuient> SootHiHg. >pFs"f
iy. Specially sibilant.
Shrewd Simon Short sewod shoes. Seven
teen summerS speeding storms. spreading
sunshine successfully, saw Sipon's small,
shabby shopstill standing stanch. saw Simons
self same slueaking sign still swinging,
specifying; Simon Short. Smi,h1eids sur
viying shoemaker. shoes sewel. soled, super
dnely-
Simons spry, sedulOus spouse. Sally Short,
sewed shirts. stitched sheets, stuffed sofas.
Simons six stout sturdy sons-Seih, Sam-
! uel. Stephen. Saul. Shadrach Silas-sod
aindries. Sober Seth sold sugar, starch,
spice. Simple Sam sold saddles, stirrupS
screws. sagacious Stephen sold silks. Satins
shawls. skepical Saul sold silver salvers;
selfish Shadrach sold salyes. shoe strings,
soap. saws, skates. Silas sold Sally Shorts
stuffed sofas
Some seven summers since Simon's second
son Samuel saw Sophia Sophrona SpriggS
Sam showed strange symptoms
San. seldom. staid storing, selling saddles.
Sam sighed sorrowfuIy, sought Sophia So
phroniaS society. sung several surrcptitlous
serenades slyly
Simon stormed. scolded severely. Slia Sam
secmel 80 silly singing such shameful, scnse-
less songs
Strange. Sam should slight such splendid
summer sales Strutting spcndthrftl Shat.
terbraincd simpleton~
softly softly, sire.7 said Sally SANS
smiiten, Sans spied some sweet sylph."
Sentimental schoolboym snarled Simon.
"Smittenl Stop such stufr
Speaking 80, Simon sent Sallys snuffbox
spinning. seized Saly's scissors, smashed Sal
ly's spectacles, scattering several spools
"Sneaking scoundrei Sans shocking sil.
lines shall surccaselH
Scowllng. Simon stopped speaking. start
ing swiftly shopwarA
Sally sighed sally Summoning sam. she
spoke sweet sympathy.
SAM said she. "Sirc Simon s,oms singu-
larly snappy, so, sonny, stop strolling streets,
stop smoking segars, spending spccie super
iuousy, stop sprucing 50, stop singing Sore
nades. stop shortl Sell saddles, sonny. sclt
saddles scnsbly; $40 Sophia Sophronia
Spriggs soon. she's sprghtiy. she's stable, SO
solicit, sue, secure Sophia speedily, SAM
$50 sooni Shall Sally son sam so surely
seek soup so soonr said Sam, standing stock
still
$50 soon, surely" said Sally, smiling, "spo-
cially since sire shows such spirits
So Sum. somewhat scared. saunterei slowly.
Shaking stupendously, Sam solloquizes: $50
phia Sophrouia Spriggs Sprlgss Short.
Sophia Sophrona Short, Samuel Shorts
spouse, sounds spiendidi Suppose She should
say-she, she shantl she shant Sho shant.
Soon Sam spiei Sophia starching shirts,
singing softly. Seeing Sam sho stopped.
started, aiuted Sam snilingiy Sam stam-
mered shockingly.
"Splspl-splendid summer season. Sophia
Somewhat sultry, suggested Sophia.
'Sar -sar-tin, Sophia, said SAM lSilcnco
seventeen seconds
selling saddles STILL Sam~
"sar-sar-tin, % said Sam starting suddenly.
seasons somewhat sldorldc,' said Sam,
stealtsily stanching steaming sweat lspeai-
ing sensiblyl
"Sartin. said Sophia smiling significantly
"Sip some sweet sherbet, Sam tSileHco
sixty seconds
"Slro shot sixty sheldrakes Saturday 'sail
Sophia
sixty shol7 said Sam. Isaence seventy
seconds
''See Sister Susan's sunnowcrs,' said So
phia, socially scattering such stiN silence
Sophias sprghtly sauciness stimulated
Sam strangely, SO sam suddenly spoke senil-
mentally
"Sophia" said Sam. spontaneously, "Su-
sans sunHONers seem sayings samuel Short,
Sophia Sophronia Sprsss, stroll serenely
Seek some seqnestercd spot some sylvan
shade. Sparkling springs shall sing soul shoot
ing strains, sweet songstors shall Silence
secret sghings super angelic ylphs shalp ~
Sophia snicke.oi. 81 Sam stopped.
"Sophia," said sam. soemnly
"Sam' said Sophia
"Sophia. stop smiling, Sam shorts sincere.
Sans seeking some sweet spouse, Sophia
Sophia stood silent
"speak, Sophia, speakl Such suspense
stimulates sorrow
"Seek sire, Sam, seek sire" said Sophia,
sootLinSly.
So Sam sought Sire Srriggs
Sire Sprggs said. "sartin. "-Resurrcctod
by reader Of The Chicago Neas