New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-02-26
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


The Paris "Figaro' does not think the Prince Of
Wales has the evil eye7 1T is rto1 says the great
french Journal that this was tho third Ministerial
downfall the Prince has witnessed at Paris but let
us remember that the thing has happened twenty
slx times.'
Says Colonel Peter Donan: There is nothing cheaper
and plentler than talk in Washington. rhs is Tho
tak.metropols OF The hemisphere. over there on our
Capit0lne I'LL stands the gorgeous domed talk factory
the gabemporinms the windmill Of the Republic.
acre here than IN any other spot under heaven--or
abHe the dominlons Of the patronsaint OF American
politics. for whom my lake IN Dak0ta is named ADJ
bocy-eyen the biggest ignoramus aud fooi ,r lhae
nissquerades as 'statesTnan'-can talk here. They
all do it-talk trash till their mouths get dusty
Next Monday the calendar win say March 4th.'
and every Democrat IN the land VIII hear the nournful
echo "March forth"
How Cynics Are Made.-Brown-see Smith lately :
JOnes-Yes. What change has come over him
B-Changel
Yes no has become a regular cyno.
J.-Yes. Has no faith in humanity. spcaks
bitterly OF the entire human race.
B.-Hai Who refused him loan 7-(Boston
Courier.
Hindoo journal says that one of the most
difficult eats under the Is TO identify Europeans,
bee ausc they are so much alike with their loud,
glaring color.
True Story OF Childish Speculation. Little
harghera hsc years Old child WHO often expresses
10 her mother the other day, after long time spent
in meditation:
die: he makes another body and puts the soul into
that. So all tho dead peoples 20 into live peoples,
and no keeps putting soul Into new bodies I'LL it's
believers in metcmpsychsosis. theosophy and that
OF thing may derive little satisfaction from this
bit OF infan tile philosophy. -tI'oston Transcript
That excellent Methodist institution. Boston Uni.
versty. recently referred 10 in q EewHampshire
paper Jesuit College.
One or the Other.-Anxlous Mo.her-what do you
suppose my boy Is going 10 be when he grows up :
lie doesn't do anything but talk, talk, talk, from
Mr. &iss%sP-Ies too early yet to decide, but he
hghter.-l philadelphia Record.
An Engshman visiting in this country says that
most Americans shorten their lives by nadly rushing
across street in order TO get across ahead CT some
vehicle when they could walt for IL Just well As
not.
aYes,s said the proud Boston mother, winthrop
Is doing we'll at college lie writes mo that no Is tho
comma OF hts nine.'
sCommals
"Yes;. 1 believe that IS what thcJ call the short
stop at Manufacturers Bazaar
No wonder Adam and Eve fell, and that their fall
had such serious consequences. French scientist
says that Adam was 1913 feet in height and Eve was
i1s.
$50 you've gone on the stage, Miss Mashi'
eyes; I'm with McCaull:s
What part do you take y -,
aWeu. II am ono OF the pages that remove Tie
big chair in the second act of Nadjy but as soon as
can save up money for a wardrobe shall star"
-(Chcsgo Herald.
Some dry asdust Informs the woriS that there are
go lady elergymenS in the United States.
aThe glorious flag OF our beloved land' exclaimed
the impassoned orator, In fine burst OF patriotic
feryor VIII ere long us with four new stars
clitterInR In It's usri0us galaxy and In matchiess
grandeur tho country will march on TO ss destiny out
Growing its Biographies, its maps and charts
IIuzzal Huzzalp yelled an enthusiastic school
book publisher in the audlence.-tChleago Tribune.
Now that some one has coined tho word @inter-
urban.s We suggest the word "inter-rural.' There
is no need of t but then there no need OF inter
| urban" either.
St. Louis Republic" reporter, who called Gen.
eral Noble 10 his bedroom window at late hour TO
fell him that a report from indianapolis said he was
to be a momber OF Harrison's Cabinet, was amiaoly
| and properly told ~ " 60 20 the DEVIL We tnihA
| Noble win do.-(waterbury American.
All the Democrats who arc not trying to Kill on
Mns are attempting to paralyze Randall.
~The Philadelphia Rccori0 says;r In Philadelphia
tho average number OF persons living on an acre OF
ground Is only thirteen the number OF dwellings per
| acre is two and half and the number OF persons
| pcr dwelling SIX. In NewYork the number OK per
sons on each OF space Is nfty-two, Ihe nuLnocI
Of dwellings per four, and the numn II OF potsos
ner dwelling eighteen Is II any wonder under ,nsso
src,mstanees that people live longer IN PnliadeIpha
| than I'm New-Yorkl or that they are hspP''i WING
| a.. lix.l1