Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1889-11-16
Varieties.
Truth is life.

Though divine vengeance seems to
be slow, it is not slack.
The man that never excites envy
never excites admiration.
A word spoken once cannot be drag
ged back by yoke Of oven.
Why is a goose like a cows tail D.?
Because they both grow down.
A discontinued man is like snake
who would swallow an elephant.
The purse had better be empty than
filled with other peoples money.
Charity covers a multitude of sins
and keeps them warm and healthy.
Society is like pie-the upper
crust, the lower crust and the best
part
1t is hard to disappoint in love, but
| it is a good deal harder to disappOint
in marriage.
A dealer in perfumery knows a
sweet scent when he sees it and noses
it when he seizes it.
Nothing is so contagious as example +;
we are neither much good or much
evil without imitators.
With no leisure there can be no in
telligence, and without intelligence de-
mocracy cannot exist.
The Burmese pretend to smell Of
persons face, pronounce it sweet and
then ask for a Smell
Plenty Of sleep is conducive of
beauty. Even garment looks worn
when it looses its nap.
"They say Smithers don't get along
with his wife" II knew she wouldn't
agree with him she's too rich"
A good deed is never lost; he who
sows courtesy reaps friendship and he
who plants kindness gathers love.
Teacher-"Why should we rever-
ence George Washington p Sammy
"Cos he never got caught in lie"
Collect what you can; treat all as
nearly alike as circumstances viii per-
nit be courteous polite and honest.
A small boy was asked Glow many
seasons are there ?" promptly replied,
'Two-the base ball season and winter"
Religion is not theory in the
mind but an emotion i'll the soul not
a belief about God, but feeling toauard
| God.
God records each of my actions
which are well done, and later they
will form my crown in Heaven.-Got-
den Sands
The most remarkable case on record
is that of a Nebraska bank president
who absconded with the liabilities OF
the institution.
Parlor matches-most matches are
made in parlors in winter In summer
they are made in the mountains and
at the sea-shore.
1t is much easier to form bad habits
than to get clear of them in one min
ute Of time you may get into a sin from
| which all eternity cannos get you out.
There is something within us that
never dies Man may pass away and
return to the dust from which he COM
eth, but that thing which never dies,
lasts eternally-the soul.
1t is the great privilege Of poverty to
be happy unenvied, to be healthy with
out any physics, secure without guard,
and to obtain from the bounty Of nature
what the great and wealthy are COM
PEELED to obtain by the help Of the
artist.
An Irish corporal, who now and
then INDUCED in a noggin of night po-
teen, was thus accosted by his captain,
whilst standing at ease: "Pat, what
makes your nose so red p "Plase yer
honour" said Pat, 81 always blush
when | spakes to an officer"
1t would be blessing to mothers if
all infants were as sound sleepers as
one is in Lancaster, which, in being
pushed out of the way of kicking
horse, was thrown from its carriage al
most under the animals feet, but it
didn't either wake or receive any in
jury.
"Augustus, said Mrs Bristole, Sc
verely: 81 see woman down in New
Jersey has been convicted of being a
common scold. | should like to see
any man try that on me !" "But you
are no common scold, Maria respon-
ded Mr.. Bristole, WITH sigh. And
Mrs. Bristole is still wondering what
he meant.
In town in Baden minister closed
a sermon with these words 1--WE would
be pleased, moreover, to have the
young man who is now standing out
side the door come in and make GER
tain she is here or not That would be
great deal better than opening the
door half an inch and exposing the
people in the last row Of seats to
draft"
"Men are paradoxes, says an edu-
Gated shoemaker in Baltimore. 81 have
studied human nature considerably,
and | find men to be paradoxes. A
gentleman will jump overheard in mid
ocean to save a girl. The world will
applaud his heroism. knew of one
such man, whose daring and danger
Gus self sacrifice to save a young lady
from drowning filled the columns of
the newspapers of his State. In less
than year that same man, like a
criminal craven, led that same young