The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

pardon me, madame, said the acaae-
miclan, smiling, nut 90 mol know no" ,
10 look ana 10 lsten 81 lne same uUe'
TUE e,RD THAT WORE FUR,
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Or why q Waiter is Now Doomed
to ld'eness'
,,
THIS story wouiu o nave Deen
hoh9n o! nu' ior the ollu Una. wy
iur: AND IL Is not a story tlat ueaIs
with anything new To- orhlehoioSy. IL
is tale or a oird wen known ny men
ana m"ch iahc'ea y! Ola minus u 'llu
that III cilies pays the part enacteu ny
me hioehih~"tfa rs II olsi"f'eF VIZ l"e
ltiSal ai"''t s''"''icth No",'''s """'
Il sort OF uE'iti f'G'isl"salc 'htI ''i,s
up its mesoulonS s"niiPtliolh Inc back
yard fence ana ""n2eS 'he hllr'tnS
h""'li2M wii!ie "afhiihS' bat 10 t"e
story!
IN lhifd avenue no matter Juso
where. there IS Il Rq'lof store, say Il
New YORK 1tnles. mat noW' IS d
statement that is not liKei.y TO create
surprise on 10 DC q"eS'ioneo. nus
shop IS KEPT ny w men, one VI whom
Is 4 lankce ana the o,ncr a True son
OF tlic nlteh !sle. iiie lalter IS
CHEEKY and GENIAL chap. VINO sreetS
annoyance always wiih so much good
natured mockery as 10 dlsarln H. dc
sheds VeXatioh us a duck does tie ram
drops. and when even MS almost
boundiess patience gives out ne pre-
fers to crack a Joke fi'ther thah a
head.
1t is practice OF the partners, not
uncommon among men IN their me
OF business, 10 give il lrec i'inch win
drinks. lhts Win Il glass OF Deer u
customer gets Il not ffiea oyster.
Sometimes iae customer taxes two'
Ana the hke iair Is slowly tufh-
ing gray because occasionally thefe
comes ms way Il creature i'll mans
sembiance that lakes lhree oysters
with one beer, ana callonsly leaves IL
with the proprictors 10 hSufe out mo
profits on the SAFE. once III Il wniie
the man wiom inc eartn anu lhe 1ui-
ness tnereoi would only make hungry
along: me morning two sons
OF Erin passing that way noticed the
sign to the effect mat oysters were
given away with drinks. ANA at once
entered ~ 10 Pastake: Upon coming
every facial token OF disgust, ana SAID:
"!ts great chake those MN nave.
olstefs WIZ ahfihkS. fa'tA ah its u
sthew thought q be getIih' Inc
Yankee partner heard TINS reflection
upon Tue place, anu oisiochteo ms
Jaw trying 10 hoid IL. h't 10 inc
Above this liquor store n club with q
Iartrh membership has lis rooms. 10
which a dumb-wa'ter runs ana with
winch spe~aEing,'npc furnishes COM
munlcalion. Under ordinary circt.m-
stances, gwen me TACT NAV ihe club
was hoIa pfon'Hii'oh Potiticai organic
zation, us presence woniu nc II source
OF prol.e to ne Neh""rs olrelfeshllehts
But THIS ciuD is ilAae up OF men VINO
take are o. Tue pehce; ~ Is .aoushS
mat Il shi''iul bickPoehet lnlS get a
whole aoiiar oli! away from inc ciun
III Il sihSie evening, put lhat hardly
,,eTform thot feat. W tLe menhors
.iAe tosa', ihu 'ne. were p',ile"tally
iohu W .',u nv i"n'.'s W II nm
uh.e'nea.h; iE"l iohahess' picaso
} hote' IS SPOKEN o Us " 'Ai"s VI 'he
paSa'
nv oi"p'lon %o"tu oscas'o"aiiy
senu oohh III o'u.i y "i'nNa-."o
/ no1t'cs VI alsap'.i'.a Wl ,usa''uce.
Ahu upon .ao ssIe"s'h OF .ie i,'eiaii,s
J Vi ,iei' Pn'rou"Te my. NOUN necly
oi"e' t'nc iu'l.ii: tn,N Peiloiiusnee
WIS 50 s'Sah.'ein us ii'e'taess ''i'l ~
.,'ie .le iiisi pnl'aci 4"ilis 'esl'eu ~ u
: ~ az" ""'i'tIu ~ " sNc "no.e :.
: moulu ." w. ~ '.iso .'a d 80
nppe sMat so'iit my "" ~ epiaeito
~ i'"e,a''tA MT 'tGhN on uesp,.o
3 lile aiil'aa'e 1r ISa''' "'' t".is .n1
rn. .aJ ;.'n ., ~. ~ ~, neuo"an
,iopeo u .a'n','i.o '.tas. '"st p.t'en'
90 one e'e.,ns' "ile' ieue,s'ns q
S''n"l''i "e"s,f 49, - "
nee,9 amu = ~. ~. !, ,"'et' ne p"s VIZ
g necis anu y Or G,a'h e"t IA ,au 't'anp,
; ma''e' w ''"s W. ~ ~. " u.
4 ra.c e' anG ,L "p li,.l W., ""
IT, 'o"N Wy ON" UP '"''e' ooi
A'cs o"' n,Mn n..to.
. The Persian Minister'S Scnsltivcncss
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u me PERSIAN Minister Is getting usec
I to American ways and does not mine
beng looked AZ amu talked about rs
D hiucil Us ne ai". "hat IS more I" INC
, purpose Tue people III Washington arc
u gctthg nscd 10 nm, anu 20 not stare
u extremely sensitive that he suffered
sick, when the children on the stree
called out to him. and he was siarcr
at and talked about and pointed II
+ within his hearing in society. IN,