Evening journal., 1889-08-27

Angelina thought you were on
such friendly terms with Amelia Jones
and Anabella Brown" Anastasia-"Yo You
are mistaken; we never speak. Ange-
lina-'I thought you lived in different
fats in the same building ''Anastasia
$50 we do, and that's the cause of our
quarrel Nearly every night this sum
mer we have had party of young men
come and sing under my window and
those coDceited creatures think it was in
tended for th7m. America.
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Ross has removed from l16 Market
street TO his new store 210 Market with
large stock oflatest styles of Hats, White
Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned if goods are not satisfac
tory
"YoUR husband was great sufferer in
his last illness, Mrs Kooley2" Eyes, an
awful sufferer. But do you know, /
think it is a mercy he died If he'd lived
he'd never got through talking about
| that illness. OF course it would have
been great pleasure to him, poor man;
but think how all the rest Of us would
have suffered Boston Transcript
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''WEAK and weary" describes the CON
dition of many people debilitated by the
warm weather, by disease or overwork
Hoods Sarsaparilia is just the medicine
needed to build up and strengthen the
body, purify and quicken the sluggish
blood, and restore the lost appetite.
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CAPTAIN- Sergeant note down
Private Grasgrun three days on bread
and water for slovenly turn out on pa
rade" Sergeant-"Beg pardon, Cap
tain, that won't make the slightest
difference to him-tes vegetarian
Captain" Whatl Then put him for three
days on meat and soupf-Humoristiche
Blatter.
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Two squares from Market, on Seventh
street. is a cigar house that has led in
quantity and quality and price for the
last twelve years. 1t is utterly impossi-
BILE even by the MOST astute to know why
anybody and everybody don't walk that
distance to save ten, twenty and thirty
per cent. But let one man make the
effort to day, and another tomorrow and
rest assured they'll all follow CHAP
MAN, Seventh and Orange.
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TEAcHER-''H do we tell if any
thing is sweet or sour7" Pupil-"By the
sense Of taste. Teacher" And lhow do
you distinguish colorsy Pupil-"By the
sense of touch. Teacher-"You can't
feel colors, can your" Pupil-"Yes; don't
you sometimes feel blueT-Omahs
World Hearld
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MAGISTRATE Rogers, You were very
drunk last night. Ninety days Rogers
Yer Honor, | was only half drunk. !"
MagistIate-"My my. is that sol-well,
forty five days, then. Rochester Post
Express.
FEHRENBAcH's and Stoeckle's Beers.
Foord Bottling Co.
ToMsiY-.where is Variance. Mrs
Peckg' Mrs N. Peck-"I do not know,
Tommy never heard of the place be-
fore. Tommy" That's funny, for
mamma said that you and Mr.. Peck
were at variance two-thirds Of the time.
-Terre Haute Express.
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RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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JOHNNY "What did the minister mean
when he said something about place
where thieves do dot break through and
, stealY" Mr.. Dumpsey- He referred tC
YOUR mothers dress pocket, my son. y
Lawrence American.
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PRICES Of lots at Creston are still very
low, and those who buy now will reaE
the profits; 50 monthly. Office, II.
Market street.
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FOND MAArMA-"You are fully pre-
pared TO enjoy yourself a. the picnic2
! Prudent Daughter Yes, indeed hav'
two umbrellas, water proof, and over
, Shoes and Charley has two lovely lif
preservers. "-Pittsburg Bulletin.
So
WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard
D Davis, No. East Second street
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e Mr.. PARTRIDGE "a drummer, blandly)
T lis this seat engaged, Missr Mis-
o Holly Hawke Well, l dunno; Paw ma,
D find himself too much crowded with Nav
Z and the bundles in the next seat, an
mebbe he'll want thisl' Exit Partridge.
u Puck.
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!, BERGNER Engel "Tannhaeuser' Beer
/, Foord Bottling Co.
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ADOIPHUs-'I have had hard luc
to day. had to tip my negro bootblacl
D my Irish porter and a Chinese laundr
N fellow. What do you say to that
q. Augustus boy. should say
: was tip on the races America.
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- DR. DEHARnTs pennyroyal pills 3
Gala t,x drunrfufu. also nv mail o09 n