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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-30
LOST
MONEY LOANED

ON DIAMONDS, WATCHES AND Jew
~ elry, E. McCarricI1, 40 South Main street
isihIroad tickets bought, sold and exchanged
Member of the American Ticket BroJyers' a5sIo
citation. J. X. Gillespie, 2IO South Main street
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STAR EMPLOYMENT OFFICE

A LII LADIES WISHING HELP OF ANY
n kind, and all persons seeking employment
please call at 261 S. West Temple street.
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SPECIAL COLUMN.
FOR RENT.

nor RENT-FURNISHED ROOMS. APP.
y ply to Fl. C. Riech, Room 81, Wasatch
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COME AND EAT
FASHIONABLE TATLORING.
FITS.
ROCKY MOUNTAIN VIEWS
SILVER PALACE RESTAUR4NT7

HURIOS, UTAH SOUVENIRS AND PIC
~ ture frames, at Savage's Art Bazaar.
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NO; GO w. SECOND SOUTH STREET. THE
" largest, finest and most thoroughly eduiD-
ped restaurant in the city. Open day and niSbt
N. Bernardis, Proprietor
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NOR RENT-A SIXTEEN ROOM HOTTSE
one nalf block east from Main street on Third
south suitable for lodging or boarding house a
most desirable location. Apply 10 .Tobn g
Barnes 1856 South Main street. JUN d
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9ATANTED-A MAN TO LEAVE CITY. ONE
~ with experience in bottling works pre-
Ierrcd. Apply, with references, tomorrow be.
tore noon, or Wednesday at Room q Opera
Rouse block.
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EHOR SALE-THE TOOLS, PAINTS. OILS,
IL fixtures Of shop. ETC., OF the late W. C.
Morris; also lease on his shop. Apply on prem
ises just north of HERALD building, or to Ar
mold Giauque, at Elias Morris place OF business
South Temple Street
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nor RENT-THE PREMISES,N NOW OCCT-
Plea by James Dwyer, No. 90 Main street.
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WANTED-A HUSBAND OR CORES
w pondent by young lady Of eighteen years,
Of good family, educated and talented, must
have good trade or wealth, Z blonde gentleman
preferred. Please correspond at once. Address
r, care HERALD.
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H'OR RENT-A NICELY FURNISHED
INQUIRE at l4i east, First South street
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TOR SALE-FORTY ACRES OF LAND.
l. NE. !. OF NV. 4, Sec q, 7. 8, SR l. W.
s. L. meridian. Enquire OF Mrs. B. Peterson
No so S, First West, or at the law office of
Barlow Ferguson, 49 Main street,
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| = ALESMEN-WE WISH A FEW MEN TO
~ sell cur goods by sample to the wholesale
and retail trade. Largest manufacturers in our
nne Enclose 2-oent stamp Wages IS per day
Permanent position. No postaIs answered
Money advanced for wages, advertising, etc
Centennial Man'fg Co, Cincinnati Ohio
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EOR SALE OR TRADE-GOOD WORK
IL horses and stock of all kind Call at rear
of Mountain Ice compary's office, Second South
street.
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EOR SALE-l25 ACRES OF LAND IN
l. meadow, lucern and farming land, All
under cultivation. Two houses, orchards, ETC.
Ample water rights. Two miles south OF West
Jordan mills. Inquire Of F. A Cooper. Jordan
mills.
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(EATTED ININIEDIATELY-UP LSTER
~ ers and carpet layers ut Dinwoodey's.
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EIANTED-A SHEEPHERDER. APPLY
w TO John c. Darvi', 65 north, Eighth West.
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WTANTED-BIDS FOR THE BUILDING OF
w $50 rods of fencing. For particulars, adj
dyess or apply to r. B. WhittemoIe, Grand Opera
House b!ock
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WANTED-A YOUNG MAN TO TAKE
" care OF two horses and three carriages,
ana attend TO a small lawn. Call on j. A. An.
uerSon III south, Eighth West street, Salt Lake
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TOR SALE-AN ELEGANTLY FURNISHED
Il lodging house, with lease. Eleven rooms,
hydrant water, steam heat; at 10 East First
South street.
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WANTED FIRST-CLASS PAINTERS AND
w paperhangers at Dinwoodey's.
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TOR SALE--A FINE SODA FOUNTAIN.
u with two tanks. Everything good as new
Hanak Brothers fruit store, No. First South
street.
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Observation-Disclosures

WANTED-A GIRL TO Do GENERAL,
" houSework Apply at 40 north, West TEN
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SECRETARY BLAINE WAS NOT

one of the party, the attack of lumbago,
from which he has been suffering, did not
yield as readily to the treatment as was ex-
pected, and he decided to abandon the "Trip
The blinds of the Presidents car were
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WANTED "A GIRL FOR GENERAL,
352 s, West Temple street.
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ElOR SALE-THAT WELL-KNOWN AND
Il popular summer resort, ''Young's Peak
Lodge" but eighteen miles from city, with com
plete outfit to accommodate fifty guests. Apply
70 Hall & Carter, Valley House, city.
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manned the yards and crosstrees, and with
heads uncovered gave three hearty Ameri
can cheers as the Dispatch steamed slowly
by. The officers stood with uncovered
heads.
AS the Dispatch came opposite the flag
ships of the different squadrons the latter,
one on each side, steamed out and accom-
panied the war ship the length of the
squadron, then the colors were dipped, and
as the Dispatch came opposite the Chicago,
the entire feet of over four hundred
steamers blew their whistles. She passed
the battery at 1920. On went the stately
war ship up through the channel and into
East river, where she came TO anchor off
the foot of Wall street. AS soon as she
had got well into the river, signal gun
was fired from Chicago and the anchors
We're got on board with alacrity. Then
began the real naval parade, sight that
will long be remembered by the thousands
of people who lined the docks and housetops
along the river front. Almost every
steamer of any size had band of music
aboard and the variety of airs that tiOated
ashore on the hazy air was something re
markablc.
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WANTED-A BOY WOULD LIKE A SIT
w uation as office boy willing TO clean up or
90 anything for starter. Can write legible
S. First East. ~
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WANTED-A YOUNG GERMAN, RESI-
W cent of this city, with English education
seeks employment rs boollkeeper clerk, porter
HERALD. ~
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

WANTED-FOUR BOARDERS at 50 SOUTH.
" West Temple. Good references required
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-12-13

FNERGEriC GENTLEMEN AND
= ladies are making from $50, to
se900 per month securing members for
eur association. The work Is light and
pleasant; one agent wanted In each
county. II you car only devote two
hours per day TO our business, IL will
pay You we'll. ddress j. r. Slater,
Western Manager, Chicago Co-Opera-
tive Purch asing Association, Salt Lake
City. Utah.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1889-12-13

SALESMEN-WE WISH A FEW MEN
y to sell eur goods BY mple to the
UAolesals and retail trade. Enclose two cent
aamp. Largest manufacturers in our line.
'Vages 50 per day. Permanent position. No
ppstals answered Money advanced for wages,
-a1vsrtisisg. etc.
CssrESIlAI hAS'ys Co.,
cucnxArrr, ONE.
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III orders left 1t the OLD STAND
Vnl ~ punctually attended to.
me delivery vAgoA VIII eAll en Gus
-toners daily.
OaA ass leave ysar orders.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-04-11
A Simple Explanation of Gravity

Gravity exists wherever there is mat
ter. 1t is the power which every parti-
Gle of matter possesses of drawing every
other particle to itself. As you stand
ON the earth you are drawn down toward
it. If some one were to lift you mp, and
then let You loose, you would fall; in
other words, You would be drawn
strongly toward the earth beneath you.
On the other side of the world, which
is round like ball, is another country
where people live. Almost opposite
where You are standing now is the Cape
of Good Hope. There are children
standing there with their feet to the
earth-upside down, to your notions.
Take an orange or ball and stick two
pins straight into the opposite sides.
Let one of the two pins be you and the
other some little Hottentot in South
Africa, the heads of the two pins Your
heads and the points your feet. Though
the Hottentot child is upside down to
you, he is all right to himself, for the
earth Is beneath his feet; if he drops a
stone it fall to the earth in the direction
from the head Of the pin to the point,
Just as a stone YOU drop falls to the
earth in the direction from your head to
your feet.-HaTper's loUag People.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-04-11

Leland Stanford is worth $40, 900, 900.
Charles Pratt, the Brooklyn oil man.
is worth $4,000, 900.
Russell Sage is seventy years old and
worth $40, 100000.
Samuel A. Scott, Kansas City, has
$40, 000,0 900.
George W. Childs, of Philadelphia,
was an errand boy in bookstore, be-
came clerk, then a partner with r. r.
Paterson, and later with j. b. Lippin-
colt in the publishing business. Among
the famous books issued by the firm was
Parson Brownlow's "reminiscences, +"
for which they paid the author $4,000
in royalties. Mr.. Childs is worth not
less than Sl5, 900, 900.
John Wanamakcr, the new Postmast-
er-General is worth SO, 000,00
Warner Miller is worth So, 900, 900.
Secretary Window is worth So, 00o,-
600.
Sidney Dillon was at one time brake
man, and had no regular education.
His fortune is estimated at $4,000, coo
to $40, 100000.
David Sinton is the richest man in
Cincinnati, born III cabin in ireland,
and worth now 50, 10000
Here are scventy-two men, all Ameri
can citizens, whose fortunes aggregate
the big total of 81, 433, 900, 600. This
exceeds by $50, 900. 600 the total money
circulation of the United States the first
day of the present month, according to
the Treasury statement II Chicago Iri-
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KNEW WHAT HE WAS AMOUR.

At a SIDE track and water tank be-
tween Greensboro and Salisbury, the
hour being about nine o'clock at night,
a man boarded the train and took a seat
directly ahead Of me- When the train
started the conductor came for his fare,
and as he had no ticket the official
asked:
"Why didn'tyou get ticket at Blank
Vile p
Hadn't time"
why didn't you get on there!"
"Hadn time.
elbow far are YOU going
"As far as this fifty cents will take
me-
you amt loose in the head, are
you q"
"Not if the court knows herself The
people of Blankville rode me on a rail
and gave me ten minutes in which to
leave the town. got out III five. That
shows level head, doesn't it, l want
fifty cents worth of more distance us
fast as l can get it. "-DctrOit Free Press.
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A PICKED JURY.
FASHIONS CHANGES.

Mr. De Style-Why, my dear, Tn
glad to see you so composed. When |
left this morning you We're weeping and
wailing and tearing your hair because
Eido was sick.
Mrs. De Style Well, you see, just
after you left, Mrs. Tiptop came and
told me that dogs Of Fidos breed were
going out Of fashion. So / dried my
tears and kicked him out -Aeto York
Weeklg.
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Young Man lin Park Row coffee and
cake saloon) Waiter, ] want II beef
steak, unpeeled potatoes and couple of
eggs fried on one side only
Waiter (vociferously)- Slaughter in
the pan, Murphy with his coat ON an
two white wings with the sunny side
up l-Puck.
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1T SUITED EXACTLY.

ooh, papa" said n vincious East
Liberty girl, tive want a good name for
our young ladies' club Can you think
OF one at once significant and appro-
pirate I"
"Well, I don't know, replied the old
man; 'how would 'Giddy 'uns Band
do Pitts5iwg Chronicle.
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Prof. Leize, the decorator, has been
evolving : MUSHROOM for one of the
Newgolds.
Client What's them babies dom ON
the walll
Prof. Leuze-Those are cupids, sir.
An allegorical freize OF music
Chent-Rub M out n put in old
folks. l amt goin' to boom no infant
progidies in this caboose.
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THE PROPER HEAD.

Reporter Here's man with an ac-
count Of the fight. Shall j put slug
head over it
Managing Editor-Does it amount to
much
Reporter-Yes, one Of them was
killed. This man says that they sit to
the DEATH"
Managing Editor-Then head it The
Survival of the Fittest. - Omaha World.
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TIE rRorEn PROPORTION.

'In the accounts of the marriage
of the Emperor Of China, said Mrs,
McCaekle, 81 see that his household
comprises seven cooks and hirty ply
tsicians"
"That's about the right proportion"
replied McCnckle. - Time.
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THE sEcREr OF BEAUTY.

Miss De Plain Doctor, what is the
secret Of beauty
Family Physician (confdentially)-
BE born pretty. -NeD York Weekly.
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now rHEm LIaHrs snoNE.

Let your light so shine, etc, said the
minister, as the plates We're passed about
the church.
John" said Mrs Fairfax, "what
made you put 50 on the plate Z" (This
was after church,
"Old Jones, the gas man, threw down
a dollar bill, and my electric light is
twice as good as his gas any day in the
week. "-Ep0ch.
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ANOTHER BIT OF APPAREL.

"What is the matter, little boy Has
your little sweetheart given you the
mitten
.'N-n-no. mum. Me f-ffather's bib
been a-givin' me the s-s-s-slipper-boo-
hoo hoo. "-B dsdr.
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GAVE HIM A POINTER.


Mr.. and Mrs. SmithlSins at the photo
grapher's.
Mr.. S. taking the photographer aside
and whispering Say, my wife wants
her picture taken, but ! want to give
you pointer on her
"What is it p
Don't tell her to look pleasant It
won't do in her case. I've tried it and
it always makes her maddcr'n ever. -
Chicago Haa!d.
A DRAW CONTEST.
Clark 4 understand, doctor, that two
ranged match in their art.
Doctor-Yes, l have heard So
Clark What do You think the result
will be!
Doctor-A draw Portland Adcertiser.
ONLY ONE FEAR.
Old Lady-What's the matter, little
boy
Street Urchin (whimpering)-'Fraid.
Old Lady-Afraid! Well, [ do de
clare l didn't know you street gamins
were ever afraid of anything, seen or un-
seen, in this world OF the next
Street Urchin-Y-e-s, we're 'fraid
of-of each other.
SWELL CLERK.
Guest Ito hotel proprietor) lis there a
jewellery store near here!
H. P.-Yes, look at the clerks shirt
front.-EpOch.
LIKE THE ORIGINAL.
Popinjay-I declare, Blobson, that
picture of your wife is a speaking like
ness.
Blobson (gloomily)-It wouldn't be
my wife if it wasn't.
FATAL DEFECT.
Professor Roarer-I regret to say,
Mrs. Carboy, that your daughter will
never make a success as an elocutionist.
Mrs. Carboy-Indeed2 Why, Profess
sor, l am sure she studies very hard, her
voice is flexible and her gestures
Professor Roarer (testily)-No doubt,
no doubt, but can assure you l under
stand every word she utters. That de-
feet, Mrs. Carboy, is fatal.-To-Ddy.
PLENTY OF MATERIAL.
Tee railroad companies want to lay
their trucks with hardened sleepers.
One of the New Haven ministers says
that his congregation has material
enough to set up whole parallel road.
= Christian at Work.
THE OLD MAN DOES THE STUDYING.
81 hear your son is studying abroad. "
''Who calls it studyings He studies
I study how to get the money to pay for
his studies. "'-hasp.
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THE JOKERS BUDGET.
TESTS AND YARNS BY FUNNY
MEN OF THE PRESS.
The Secret of Beauty How their
Lights Shone-A Fatal Defect, &C.
WHAT THE WIVES HEAR.


Merchants Wife CAT home)- You have
been drinking again.
Wholesale Merchant (apologetically)
--Couldn't help it, m dear. Mr. Sure
pay, of Podunk, wash in city buying
goods to-day, and only way fhic) could
hold his trade was by (hic) drinking
with him. Awful sot, that Surepay.
Mrs. Surepay (at a hoteD-Goodness
mel Josiah, you have been drinking.
Mr.. Surepay-W ashn't my fault,
m'dear. These ERE city merchants can I
she'll a man bill o. goods without stophin'
to drink every five minutes. Never
shaw such topers. PHILADELPHIA Record.
A PICKED JURY.
First Lawyer (out to lunch)-You
look mighty tickled about something
smiling all over.
Second Lawyer -Tickled, Tn so hap
ply can hardly stay in my boots. Got
Just the sort of jury want.
First Lawyer Eli! What sortl
Second Lawye r-All idiots. Puck.
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a socIAL sUCCEss.
NO LICENSE.

In the parlor at 1890 a. m. .
excuse me, Harry, papa is calling. !"
Certainly, Eyeline.
Eyeline (on returning to the parlor)-
Tn soi1y, Harry, but you'd better go.
Papa says he hasn't got n license for
running an all-night place Chicago
Herald.
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The London and Northwestern Railroad
has put dining car upon one of lis trains,
and the whole English nation is open
mouthed with worder ut the progress rail-
reading is making in Great BrtaiL.
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NO OBJECTION.

Tenaweek Sir, / wish to marry your
daughter.
Guff Father-My daughter, young
man, viii continue under the parental
roof.
Tenawcek No objection win be raised
TO that, sir.-Bdzar.
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NOT A REGULAR CONTRIBUTOR.

Friend-I suppose you write when the
spirit movess
Poet-Well, yes, that's about the way
with me. 1 write when the spectre
moves.
''The spectre2"
"Yes; the spectre of want. "
.EoELEss RETAILER.
Rob-I was in an awfully embal1ass-
ing condition to-day, Bob. went into
u store to buy some cigars when | sud
denly discovered that / had left my
pocket book at home.
Bob-Did the proprietor trust you!
Rob-Oh, yes; he knew me.
Bob lin surprise)-And he trusted
youl
A SOCIAL SUCCESS.
Ed hear Billy was very brilliant
at Smiths reception last night.
Al.-Yes, indeed. He sat down on
box of matches that he had in his swal-
low tail and the girls had to pour ice
cream on him to put out the hames.-
Time.
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LIKE THE ORIGINAL.

Popinjay-I declare, Blobson, that
picture of your wife is a speaking like
ness.
Blobson (gloomily)-It wouldn't be
my wife if it wasn't.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-04-11

Guest Ito hotel proprietor)-Is there a
jewellery store near here!
H. P.-Yes, look at the clerks shirt
front.-Epoch.
Evening journal., 1889-06-13

Hon. WILLIAM l.. WILSON, OF North
Carolina delivered an address on the ex-
perience of this country in constitutional
government. He spoke hopefully of free
institutions in America and of the prog
ress Of the South. The principal prob
lens for settlement were, he said, to
blend the foreign emigrants into one
population, to fit the negro for citizen.
ship, and to control corporations and
trusts. These latter he said, must be
made to minister to the needs Of
free institutions They must be con.
troiled, tanned, subiugated, but they can
not be destroyed His address.was most
scholarly and was received with every
demonstration Of approval. This does
not seem nuch like one Of Mr.. Higgins S
efforts. Which is the truest and which is
she most creditable are questions which
carry their own answers In the mind OF
every sensible, patriotic and decent citi-
zen.
Evening journal., 1889-06-13
NEWSPAPER or.n.un.
Keep on the Grass.

Chicago Herald.
A meeting having been called at
Washington for the purpose OF securing
relief for the suffering people at Johns
town, Pa, President Harrison saw fit to
be present. 1t may be remarked that. as
a matter of custom, he crossed the line Of
Presidential practice. II has come about
that the first public office nightly ldigni-
fies private affairs. Equity, therefore
suggests the seclusion Of the President to
the extent which asks all persons having
business with him TO go where he is
at home. Having cheapened his
Office to the extent Of attending this popu-
lar meeting, the President could not
escape the succor Of the toadies They
were there in troops. They elongated
their ears and purred their satisfaction
and happiness At the end Of the meet
ing the swiftest in the race rose and
brRyed his resolution expressing the pro-
found gratitude of the meeting that the
President of the United States should
descend from his lofty dais to declare with
the common people-the washwomen and
negroes Of the Potomac fats-a sense
Of his sympathy with humanity.
It filled their furry ears with joy that
each could say "he and Napoleon !" Each
could quote his act Of supporting the
President OF the United States in avow-
ing the hope that money would be sent
to the people at the broken dam. But the
fawning sycophantic fact remains that
at some future day Benjamin Harrison
may dwell on the edge rather than in the
focus OF one Of these congregations
Of toadies. If he shall then be a
private citizen, not one of the
toadies will recognize the recipient Of
their former tributes. 81 stood in Wash
ington, /" said Emory Storrs, ''nnd saw ex-
President Rutherford b. HAYES move
about like disembodied spirit. The
only man who spoke to him was police
man, who told him to keep of the grass Y
Yet all that NANCY crowd had once spent
its time relating incessantly the story of
the old woman who put her hand on the
head Of the lad Rutherford b. Hayes and
foretold that he should be ''the first citi-
zen Of the Republic. +"