The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-04-03
BRIGHT BITS.

Few MEN understand the art Of wooing, but
| women are always ready to afford them an op-
portunity to practice .-SomerUitle Journal
SHE (enthusastically)-Ah, how nice it must
| be TO be famous. How wish had name.
He (bashfully) -Aw-er-what would you say
10 mlne?-Once Week
TEAcHER-Johnny, what part Of speech is
| nose?
Johnny-'Tain't emmy.
| An, but ii must be-
| Mebbe your'n is because you talk through 10,
| but the on'y part o. speech that I've got is my
| mouth. "-TerdS SftiHqs.
"ONE minute, mamma, said young woman,
| II be down as soon as have finished taking
| this photograph"
| photograph of what?"
| "Of George last letter to me. In these days
| or perlshable writing fluids it's just well to
| be careful. "-Merchdnt TrdUeler
SOME acute actress is one of these days going
| to stand right square upon her two feet and de-
clare that she is not ILL., that she never felt bet
ter in her life in fact that she is fusstrate And
| that's the actress who will be advertised from
| Dan TO California and from Maine to Beer
sheba as the greatest living novelty in the his
| trionic profession Washington Post
THE London Times seems to have got the
worst of that fight with Parnen."
Yes it ought to put in an editorial like the
| one read in a western paper"
What was it?''
ut read: We had fight with Jim Raddell
| the other-day. but some one pulled him off be-
fore we disfigured him.-TerdS Siftinqs.' "
| CHAMPION SPRIsTER-Who is this Unknown"
who IS TO race me to morrow?
Trainer-All can learn is that he has been
doing business in the city and living in the sub
ur6s for the past twenty years
Champion Splinter (dejectedly)-Mercy on
me- I'm lost. l can't win a race with man
who has been catching trains for twenty years
Philadelphia Record.
You poor little boy On the streets in rags
such day as this Have you no honey
Yes M, live in that house on the other side
of the street
You have no mother have you, little
child?'
"Yesm, she and forty other women are in
there now,making embroidered nightgowns for
the Zulus Chicago Tribune.
FIRST STRANGER lin the far west)-Be you
Second Stranger with dignity)-I do not
know what You mean by ''one of us" l am
president of the International Aggregated
of Life.
First Stranger (genially)-Your hand. pard; ;
I'm train naturalization Chronicle.
IT was in the town of Stoneham that there
abode lawyer thrifty and keen in his pursuit
of the root of all evil And of him it is told
| that on one occasion he was employed by poor
widow to collect debt Of SOB az which was due
her. The lawyer succeeded with little difficult
in securing the money, the person who owed il
being ready enough to defraud the poor widow
but having wholesome fear of the law before
| his eyes. The lawyer sent for the widow to tell
her of his success, and great was her joy, since
| soreiy did she need it.
Il suppose, she said with hesitation after
| he had related his success, that L owe you
something for your work"
| We'll, he replied, with an air OF the greatest
| magnanimity, II ought to charge you S25, but |
| the other 81 So
And the widow went home sorrowful. Int
wiser. than she had been before.-Boston
| Courier.