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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01
A more pleasant physic
You never will find
Than Pierce's small 'sPelets,s
The PurEnfive hind.

Travis "What, going into the Adiron-
sacks without guide2'
DeSmith: 'AOf course. Do you suppose
q man who has trotted around BoetOn for
Eve years is going to lose his way in the
Adirondacks! Not much"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

4 Lesson in Physolngy.lDsacAer
Sammy, how many bonee are there In the
human body; your fathers, for instance"
Sammy: 'One, he's the ossihed man at
the museum"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Smart Attorney: "You say the evening
wore on. What did it wear on that particu-
lar occasion?"
Witness: The close of day, pre-
sumo"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01
The house-hold-The cellar.

Frank: 'How charming it is out here,
with the flowers in bloom and the birds
singing"
Mabel: 'Yes. isn't it lovely? But you
just wait till you see me with my new sum-
mer.wrap on"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Doctor Ito patient with blackened eyes
and broken jaw: 'Well. sir, have you
been trying to knock out Sullivan"
Patient: ''Worse than that. l tried to
convince my wife that she did not need any
outing this summer"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

"Yes, Mr.. Baker loves me more than he
used to, Mrs. Parker" .'Indeed. What
leads you to think so, Mrs. Baker," "Why,
the dear fellow has discharged the hand
soonest servant girl in the house."
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Boston Heiress: 81 am afraid it is not
for me, but for my money, that you come
here SO often"
Ardent wooer: '.You are cruel to say so.
How can get your money without getting
you2D
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

The value of technica knowledge is illus
trated by the fact that unless dramatist is
playwright his drama is apt to be play
LEFT.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

The flatterer is one who says to us tlthe
of the smooth things we say to ourselves.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

''Style" says a writer on literary topics,
"means everything" ''Yes" said Gibson,
whose wife is a devotee to fashion; at
means everything a mans got"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

A Dry Temperament.-Mrs. Gibson:
''Are you Republican, Mr.. Webb?'
Webb. 'Well, I was once, but of late
years I've voted the prohibition ticket"
Mrs. Gibson: THAT'S JUS. like my hus-
band, Why, he is so strict that l have heard
him object even to poetic license"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

1Five cents saved on soap; five dollars lost
on rotted clothes. Is that economyr There
is not cents difference between the cost of
bar of the poorest soap made and the best,
which is as all know, Dobbins' Electric.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

DIR. Brown-Sequard's new elixir of life is
made from dogs. Probably some infusion
of bark
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

SMALL BoY-Ma, can me and Sally
have some cake? Parent-Johnny. on
must remember to speak gramma.- G
ally. Small Boy-Au right. Can
1avo sons cake?
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

We observe that young man who was
arrested for attempted suicide by Jumping
into the river has been ''baled out by his
friends
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

The new version.-''Go to the ant, thou
slugger." says the Chicago Herald. 1t
might have added that Heaven notes the
sparrer's fall.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Care will kill cat. But a cat doesn't
care.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

DId you ever not &c when the tra2edian
cries ''fiy for your life" how naturally his
companion takes to the wings?
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

1t is reported that the Persian ruler paid
an extravagant compliment to Queen Vic
toria the other day she replied by saying"O!
Shah"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

An exchange speaks Of . new Tobacco
center. An old tobacco scenter is the man
who smokes q vile cigar in the parlOr.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Mr.. Sullivan no longer skips rope and
no longer skips his drinks.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

"Well, Mr.. Assessor, what are you going
20 make out of your boy?" 81 think he viii
do for policeman because can never find
him when want him.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Morton: ''Smith got new carriage and
pair. Saw him in the park today"
Martin: ''Yes. he failed Wednesday, ir
the modern way"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

"Poor Bagly! I'm sorry for that man.
Did you ever know a person to lead a more
desolate and cherries ife?" "Yes, knew
q man who wrote Jokes for living"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

The discipline in the navy j. so strict that
they even dock the vessels that fail to keep
up with the rest.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

This is the turning period in the life of
the farmers boy if there is grind-stone On
the place.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Boys in Lowell must be cool. A coufec-
TONER in the spindle city advertises for "a
boy to freeze ice-cream." Girls to melt il
will come fast enough.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

II you ssy Of man, he is immense,
you pay him . compliment But If yon
ny Of . girls feet, they are immense, it
= quite othefvisa.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

A pick-pocket-A gold mine. Those who
ever owned one will appreciate the defini-
ton, even if they don't unearth the pun.)
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

]. S. PARKER, Fredonia. n. Y, says:
sShall not call on you for the 500 reward,
fof believe Halls Catarah Cure viii cure
any cnse At catarEh Was very Bod" wEi4s
him foe particulars Sold By drueU1a ~
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

The baggage smasher's line of duty ID
naturally trunk line.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

A summer resort-Ripping the lining gu
of your winter coat aud wearing it as
Skeleton" in the Office.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Kindness may be the golden chain by
which society is bound together" as Scott
says, but there is always some fellow trying
ty borrow your particular link to pawn.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Didn't want company.-"Wbat are your
charges, doctor?" 'sThree dollars a visit -
'Well, we don't want you to come on a Wis
it, but just to stay 10 or Is minutes"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

''wIlI you marry me, Bndget?- asked
widower of year of his cook. '.How many
AFTERNOONS wake kin have, sorr?'' sho
asked in reply.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

A wife is never so happy a. when she is a
successful humorist. The more she humors
her husband, usually, the more she has her
own way.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Wibble: 'This is especially the time Of
year when true love fails to run smooth"
Wabble: Show so?''
Wibble: at is tried on so many gates. u
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

The mosquito never waits till the first of
the month. He sends in his bill at all
hours.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

A colored head weighter-the stove-pipe
hat
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

When Baby was sick, We gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

dxoop into invalidism or sink into an early
grave for want of timely caro- at the most
critical stage of her life. DR.. Perce's Fa-
vorite Prescription will aid in regulating
her health and establishing it on firm b.
sis and may save her years of chronic suffer-
nQ and consequent unhapplness,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

A small boy recently mentioned Pullman
as one of the seven sleepers.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

She: This is 10 picnic you've brought
me to-
He: "Why not?'
She: ''Wherc is the man with the Iaven-
der trousers! Where is the custard pie IN
der the tree? Where is the ants nest! And
the man putting up the swings. And TIE
idiot rocking boat-full of girls? Not any
of them here. Pm going home"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Bear stories are not always the naked
truth
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01
Accident insurance-Being a boy.

Tomorrow is longer than last year.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

Ask your druggist for ''Tansill's Punch. VI
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01

and after they had told him what they
wante him to do in Africa, they said to
him: Now, Ledyard, when are you
ready to start?" He said: Tomorrow
morning" The learned men were as
tonished; they thought he would take
weeks or months to get ready. Well,
now. you tell me you want to be earnest
for Christ; you want to be useful in
Christian service. When are you going
to begin? Oh, that you have the decision
to say. To-day, now!" Go now into the
mount and gather the palm branches.
But the palm branch also meant victory.
means victory. We are by nature the
servants of Satan. He stole us, he has
his eye on us, he wants to keep us. The
word comes from our Father that if we
will try to break loose from this doing
of wrong, our Father will help us; and
some day We rouse mp, and we look the
black tyrant in the face, and we fly at
him, and We wrestle him down, and we
put our heel on his neck, and We grind
him in the dust, and We say, Victory,
victory. through our Lord Jesus Christ!
Oh what a grand thing it is to have sin
under foot and wasted life behind our
backs. Blessed is he whose transgres-
sion is forgiven, and whose sin is
covered. But, says the man, L feel
SO sick and worn out with the ailments
of life" You are going to be more than
conqueror. But, says the man, I am
so tempted. I am SO pursued in life.
You are going to be more than con-
queror. Il, who have SO many all
ments and heartaches, going to be
more than conqueror?' Yes. unless
you are SO self conceded that
III ~ -
your life yourself, instead of letting
God manage them. Do you want to
drive and have God take . back seat?
Oh, no, you say; want God to be my
leader. Well, then, you will be more
than conqueror. Your last sickness will
come, and the physicians in the next
room will be talking about what they
will do for you. Whist difference will
it make what they do for you? Y0u are
going to be we'll, evsrlastinRly we'll
And when the spirit has Asd ths beay
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-08-01
Blest be the tie that binds
Our hearts in Christian love;
The fellowship Of kindred minds
Is like to that above.


And sin we shall be free:
And perfect love and friendship reign
Through all eternity.
But my text goes further. 1t says:
Go up into the mountain and fetch olive
branches and pine branches. No~what
is suggested by the pine branches? The
pine tree is healthy; it is aromatic; it is
evergreen. How often the physician
says to his invalid patients: Go and
have breath of the pines. That will
invigorate you." Why do such thousands
Of people go south every year? 1t is not
merely to get to warmer climate, but to
get to the influence of the pine. There
is health in it, and this pine branch Of
the text suggests the healthfulness Of
our holy religion; it is full of health,
health for all, health for the mind,
health for the soul.
1 knew an aged man, Who had no capt.
tal Of physical health He bad had AL
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14

OF the forger and pcriurer Pigott he st
once consulted Mr.. Sullivan. ia few
days four persons. and only four. knew
that Pigott vas standing over volcano
whose eruption wonid he heard around
the world. These four we're Sullivan.
Egan. a Chicago Catholic priest. who
carried a v.c ket % Parneii IN London.
and Ms. SuIlivan. After the priest had
sailed from New York. with the precious
racket containing the evidence strapped
10 his bo,iy. one other person was i1-
trusted wlth the secret Tbs one. Ben
iamin Harrison by name. kelt it wsH,
but I'd better than did fds R8roan. IT
during four weeks not a soul bat these
Eve on this side the Atlantic. and u0t
NOR than half dozen On the other SIDE.
knew aueht q the impending sensation.
Eight or Ten years seo Nrs. sullivan
vas teacher IN the Yablic s~hoois -
Chicago feIio~ teschar. a PRINCIPAL
= the schcoi, VS. sai3 70 have made
some uucusa psIn1ertary remarks aacut
Nrs. Sslhvsn. These remarks raaroing
her ears. sire called upon her hgsstsad for
vindicstion- With hss wifs Mr. SulaVan
cale3 atthe ha-ae Of tire principal where
tie pazses Z. tsse dszIase. ases 90. .-,--s -.-s
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14
Pensions. Pay and Bounty.

2 T. e-a-k-srsfh fhrr PERSON fffar~ev -
Pence Mich Eah E - ~ fsf ofrf ~ tHe
fenrfv eifrE ts tne bfh tzv ~ iHff lst
7ssrIea.aanr rneise~s snf ssffefs anInsf eAiie-
pr arf srfif.-r - p~uSior increesa tia.F1s
frsra rae esf haflzfv rcfrfnufsffssr ~ - fsrz
rzr fsr iest horse arc fysgei pa7 Tftffpd are
r. ferfef cislBls 3 specIsity. Ca zEs Sc HIM
AsFscs tre@
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14

little oS self denial IN Il 70 account for the
length Of bis days and the strength with
which ne i allie % show that be does not
Tag ~lYeriuous on the stage
In early lie be was not very regular in his
habits. OF late yesrs. Though not able to get
away fTorz ~fss most old uen would call
late hours. he made up for this by mapping
IL the afternoon he was always great
reader. and hes an interesting library Of
works upon tine stsge and actors of different
countries aEd ages. he vas born IN Boston
n 1910. and made his first professional ep-
peara0ce IA that city On Nov. y, 1898
WHERE sART1KY C.wPEsrL FAmED.
Il h related that. On oDe occasion, Bartley
Csmpbeil vent ~ Boston at a tiule when bis
pisY Ny Partner = wss beiuz given az he
roassurl. Bsrtley thought he would like 20
So how It was being done, 50 h applied At
The tacket window for sat ''Tne best one
you have - spare FOR 8 1eadhead " he slid 10
tue msn behind the glass. ioculsrly
Free iise suspended, repliei the clerk.
gruf7y.
All sad the playwright. cheerily. Il So
yon de not know nae hy sight. NJ names
Campbell Bsrtlev Campbell
An orchestrs ssst wln co-s yor g. q, ~ -
spcn3esi THE ticEet seller
"But I tei yog. I'm Bartl~y Csrnphen.
suthcr u the piss~ you're playing here
Never heard q y0u before in nv ffs =
ssid ths nau. ssamuing down tbs vinlc-
With emphasis
Vel, shouted Bsrtley ia = rage. ~ King
hrs fSf a. the clerk behind the giasS. HTvs
board before thst tls-y bad rau1nrnias inside
q tbs theatre hs3r re,sr knew they krrt
srn v the box ofice7 And vish sfis h.
valse-s sTsy VIEW Orleans Picayuns.
EcorH VIII RKs-
F.i-ts Bcoth aas 8~cidei 81 taks iore
~ thss uIususer. AsssrS Boofh ana Bar
rsrs. IN ccn~@saeroe, ssvs ben cor r.,ll-i ~
cances re fc~rrh -->k = their s-rsz srseur
n san Francisco snd .hesr sstss lu 7 - A.
Eeses Portiati. Rssrbs a,s FEeiena Vsnagsr
John Nsguir. has s.7~cfef ss-a.,srrss.nts
vish Nod s-sCs 70 6ll BoctA ard Balre-Ts en-
ssgerncrcs God3eslsa ~ b. supported -
~ sseEh .pd Ss<ysss ecnFany
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14

In modern actvi-
ties with mouths
cloeed as tightly
as those Of their
brethren, but if
demons stration
were needed il
could be found IN
the case Of Mrs..
Sullivan. When
Patrick Egan dis
covered tho in
formation which
led 20 the expose
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14

A fsE. good nat1red f4es 6aaksa by saas
s1ls-sfs. eigtiss ~hacn are @lssys s2pssasiss
AL sed asAis. .sd ssnlas.E.es a Izs1s had,
al rgurs rosE.asa ut slIsaos1 AZ ceFp-,
&Ecs sFe ~on3s q tee distzzszssi ssislA2x Features
n CEeslas l. DasA k1aosn ever ~hers As
Alsia toslszz > hsa as - - tbs sfase. Bat
TIE ~hLszeFs. tes cks1ke@ esss ths eofFallesscs
d. not make tbs ulaz. Dssis ~gail lsat L-s
tlIsesf ~itaoat es c1aHaoDdS- Biz 'i'lnsoasis,
Essigi.e slxsad 4l-.nienfis aAd httLs as@asoflsts
siisLsn % Lis etottlnS. are be segerzliy alls
= aAs.lfal or tso n 5ss psscisaa st9nes dlsr
tTihsL<1 issos-s a1ous hls sasri1sls pos'kers
Anloag hls ETaa~1res are pzir u d-Alac8d
eufr bzttoas, which are karger th4n Ars.
kFz4k Les1tx's famous earrings. Iils1<s make
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14
DRUNKENNESS
Or the 1sieaor Habit. Positively Cured
by Administering pr. Haincs'
Golden ~Vccinc.

II can be given In a cup Of coffee or ieaw
out the knowledge of the person taking &C..
absolutely harmless and viii effect "A perma
ncni ana speedy cure. whether the person Is a
moderate drlBker or AN alcoholic wreck.
Thousands OF drunkards have been made tenn
peraie men who have taken Golden Specific
Ia their coffee without their bnowledgt. and
today believe they Quit drinking of their own
free viii. II NEVER FAILS. The system
once impregnated with the Specific II becomes
an utter impoSsibillty for the liquor appetite
TO exist For sale hy " II. rfBBS. Brugcists.
l26 Monroe St. and ~ Canal St and PFFk
BROS. IL and iSl NonrOe-st.. Grand Rapids.
Mich.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14
D. G. HENRY & CO.,
Portrait, Frcsco ana scenic Artists,
and General Contractor.
ALL DESIGNS ORIGINAL.

CuiKiFIS SALf By Flfiuo 81 "a execution
= Issued cot al sud IN ief ff seal of ihe ilrrt
tnuri ~ tie county 81 btit iu ihr State ~ Mirh-
igsu niiCstrd ca tilc .ith dsf D ll,' eflf.f. A. %
lsss. 10 me digec.ed snt delivered. iu fssuf of
Levi 5. Provin. y'anuH. zHd nrsinfi ths
goods ard chaiirih ard iur want thetpf then
81 tac fsal estate oi Adalire hErcn gpn1.
the ibcierderf thrr n named. have
levied upon nnt f5HH hpnse fgf sitie at puIiie
auction i0f Ncn1u'l fn fhe tIrfst.l bidder ~ f1e
South ffoni entrance 90 iAC fifrlH Count fpofas
Court Block, 80 called In iir clfy ni brbud
Rapids that being the piHrc f0f noiaiue The
Circut foBu 81 ihr so1Htf wherein sd
premises are situated or EslIaisI tIc 1b day
of May A. j. le'' af i'l. rirrs in ihc fYft-
noon of said dsy. the foIiuriuf aescritat raj
estate. lying and being iu the ffiy ~ Grand
khplds IN ihe county - kolt end HlsLe ~ Mlfhf-
gan. o. foluNs. % aN hi ~ iHfs rurlf "A
four hun9r,d and s,YcufY f0Hf f4s| ietf hund rfa
aud eighty hyc ifsf HnG iouf hnuaroa coo
cirhts seven 4elI a.i oi Aout paf rffy 81 fsraB
RAPID in county al .. ~ afd state 0f HicalEAs
Dated Ann ith. a -. 1879
LpDM Mls D. BFEHDp
Sheriff hrui County.
Ry y f.kmesFtrn. Tudei t3efsf trl
Nahcr a tcikef. Att0fnefs
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14

'<fIit
tthe WallackJ for
an ordinary life
time of stage work.
a list Of the parts
that he has made
peculiarly his own
would be- too long
"a give ia a sketch
Ike this \ thrift
unusual in the pro
fes'sion has put him
IN command of the
comforts of hfe. He
has lived a life with
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14
PLASTICOINC.

With the Auukalsomine Campsny's riustico.
ve guarantee - our customers that We wi
produce better effects a. wei az more durable
Work than any other wal decorating process
viii make ior the same amount of expense.
whether compctiug with iresco in water or
oil. or whether with finest wall papers. In
crusta walton. or paVier machicfe or whether
with common papers We de ilis WORK either
in solid water tints or vanished. producing
leather like effects. Ne ALSO make Hand ninae
Wan Paper on the same principle for walls TOO
badly broken or patched Call and see our
designs and eei figures. Corner 81 Ottawa aud
Pearl SIS. opposite Morgan s. akcrys.
Telegram-herald., 1889-06-14

paxt ~ lie costslnls
ordinarily scTa bv
Davis While 10
kl.ls 1TOan1 tL1 11-
tsl coETl10rs wsIG-
ins for ths car
rage which u u
tak . HIM ~ tho
theatre, aud the
face " the ordi
nary hotel guest Is
. study when DO
first catches sight
Of thoso magulii
csant stones, bis st-
teGtsOa IN All prob
afah2y having been
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-06-15
Doing Things Well.

Exchanged
Samuel Budget was famous mer-
chant in Bristol, England. He en-
ployed three hundred persons in his
store. He employed one boy to
straighten the old nails taken from
the barrels and boxes. "a boy who
will straighten nails well will do other
things WE'LL" he used to say. If a
boy did this well he was promoted to
the position of bag member. If he
did not straighten- the neile we'll he
was dismissed. He who did the first
we'll almost always did the second
well. If faithful in mending bags,
boys were advanced to the rank of
errand boy. Thus step by step the
faithful workers rose in Mr.. Budgets
establishment.
James Smith rose from the hum
blest origin till he became member
of the British parliament. An aris-
tocratic member tainted him with,
81 remember when you blackened
my fathers boots"
"Well, SIR was the reply, "did |
not blacken them well?"
William Gray was a drummer boy.
He became prosperous merchant.
When a fellow merchant sneerlngly
referred to his drumming, he asked,
s'Did ! not drum well?"
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-06-15
The Cow.

Garrett Co. Republican.
Ihe following is little girls essay
on the COW:
"a COW is an animal with four legs
on the under side. The tail is longer
than the legs, but it is not used to
stand on. The COW kills flies with
her tail. The COW has big ears that
wiggle on hinges; so does her tail.
The COW is bigger than the calf, but
not so big as an elephant. She is
made so small that she can 90 into
the barn when nobody is looking.
Some COWS are black and some hook.
A dog was hooked once. She tossed
the dog that killed the rat. Black
COWS give white milk; so do other
COWS. Milk men sell milk to buy
their little girls dresses, which they
put water in and chalk. Cows chew
cuds, and each finds its own chew.
Some girls chew gum, and each buy
their own chew"
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-06-15
Is Consumption Incurable.

Read the following: Mr.. G. H.
Morris, Newark, Ark, says: "Was
down with abscess of lungs, and
friends and physicians pronounced
me an incurable consumptive. Began
taking DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, am now on my third
bottle, and able to oversee the work
on my farm. Tits the finest medi-
cine ever made"
Jesse Middlewart, Decatur, Ohio,
says; "Had it not been for DR.. King S
New Discovery for Consumption |
would have died of lung troubles.
Was given up by doctors. Am now
in best of health" Try it. Sample
bottles free at G. j. Lincoln's drug
store. NH
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1889-06-15

one who has had to hunt through a
work-basket containing the usual con-
glomeration for these often hastily
needed articles, will see the conye-
nience of this simple arrangement.
A similar bag of cardinal silk, can be
made for fine spool silk of many col
ors and fine needles, marked ''silk for
gloves. 1t is such little conve-
niences as these that bring comfort to
a household.