Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1889-11-09
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Young. man, court not suffering. You can
put in your time to better advantage COURT
Ing some nice young woman.-Texas Sift-
ings.
Now that the price of window glass il 60
ing up, members of literary clubs and philo-
sophiea1 societies should hasten to lay In
their winter supply Of Observation-Disclosures
News.
eyes," said Fogg, after listening to tale
of suffering and death-"Yes, We all have
our trials. lost my train this morning and
had to wait five minutes before the next one
came along. ."-Boston Transcript.
First Omahar-And did she return your
lovea
Second Omahsn-She did even better than
that She returned the ring gave her and
all the letters had written.-Omaha World.
short-sightsd gentleman chooses pair Of
spectacles. "These glasses, he says, ..ars
are No. q" "What have you next to No.
81" 'No. l." "And after thatp "After
No. !, sir, you will want dog!"-La Vol
taire.
Faith in the Administration. -visitor-
"Yeu say you sent this money in an un-
registered letter; aren't you afraid it will be
lostt" Mrs. Imple-"Oh. no indeed! I just
put Money with care on the envelope, and I
know Mr.. Wanamaker is honest. ."-Munsey's
Weekly.
"Fix'd Mind and High Resslve."9Ths
Great Dressmaker-"Really, ,madam,I dc not
think that dress would be appropriate for
you. It does not match your hair" Mrs.
DeSwine-"Well, Pm going 10 have 1t any
way. What color should dye my hairs"-
Texas Siftings.
John Warner, callow youth of q country
town In Delaware, wrote q novel, paid Q
publisher s., 600 to put it on the market, and
because only five copies were sold in year
the author went out to the drear old wood.
shed and hanged himself. Had he done this
at first 1t would have been money In his
pocket.-Detroit Free Press.
The governor of Alaska, in his annual re-
s'The natives become devoutly pisus and
swear like pirates" 1t is queer idea. In
this part of the country the natives can
swear like pirates without becoming pieus.
The difference in the temperature may have
something to do with it.-Norris.own Her
aid.
Parker-"Did Simpson 90 along with you
to Oklahoma, Tuckera I've forgotten"
Tucker Gust from Oklahoma Eyes; he
went out there as politician"
.tHew did he come outa Did he have many
folIowsrsa"
Followers He did that. Why, they say
it was the largest funeral the place ever
knew."-Time.
ct hear" said Cement Sellers of Harlem,
"that your daughters marriage with the
Count Gebhaben Gehapt Haben has been
postponed"
"it is off," replied Auction Sales, for it
was he; "it's off entirely. he wanted six
chairs and cigar counter, and I knew
mighty we'll there wasn't a corner in Harlem
where such shop would pay. I offered to
ft him up four chair shop with bath
rsom, and he could take that OF nothing. So
it's off. f."-Brooklyn Eagle.
Farmer Hayseed-I ies' tell you this ere
edieation amt no good to young man at
all; jes' spoils em.
Visitor Think sol
"Huh Know go. Do you know Bill
| Smikess Don't. He lives in that ERE white
house over the hill Well, Smikes had q boy
he was bound to edicate, and he did, too
sent him through the whole business, frills
and all. and mortgaged his farm to do 1t.
Well, sir, that boy come back from college
such DUN fool that he was accepted as q
juror in murder trial. New York Week