davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The morning news., 1889-05-21
Democratic Prospects for 1892.

From the Boston Globe (Den.l
In any way Of looking at it the prospects Of
the democracy In 1892 are bright for victory.
All that is needed is Organization, courage and
steadfastness Of purpose There must be no re-
treat frsm the ground Of high and progressive
principle which the party took in the last cam
paign, and which the people sustained by $1,000
The morning news., 1889-05-21

The best regulator Of the digestive organs,
also best appetizer known. is AugStura
Bitters. the gepuine Qf Dr. J. g. b. Siegert
& Soma At alp druggistS
The morning news., 1889-05-21
CURRENT COMMENT.
Doesn't Think II wul Be Erected.

From the Chicago Neies (Irld9
George William Curtis thinks the erection of
centennial arch in New York is a good idea.
II Undoubtedly is; and that is all that it ever
will hA
The morning news., 1889-05-21

Peculiar In medicinal merit and wonder
ful cures-Hood's Saraparfiia. Now is the
time 10 take IL, for new II will do the most
good.
The morning news., 1889-05-21

nah. Ga.
The morning news., 1889-05-21


Office few days ago with handful Of what
looked like dull reddish golden eyeballs. They
were Of various sizes. DO you know what
these areg" said he. "You will never guess nor
do believe there are many persons In Phia.
delphia who can tell you They are taken from
the mummies of the Incas of Peru. When
was stationed out there some years ago when
in the naval service, got n whole lot of them.
The mummies were thrown up and in some
cases destroyed by seismic commissions There
are thousands OF them about, particularly
near Arequipa. These that I show you are
taken from the skull and are believed TO be the
real eyes Of the lncas, and are respected as
such. The women wear them made up into
necklaces, scarf pins and other articles Of
jewelry. As matter of fact, however, they
are really the eyes OF the octapus or devil fish.
They are thoroughly desiccated or rather mum
mihed by the air and were put in ages ago
TO take the place Of the natural eyes,
which the aborigines found would
not last IN that climate In having them
set as piece Of 1ewelry you must be very eau.
tious The workman in trimming them down
must beware Of getting any Of the dust in any
cut he may have. IL he does So blood poison.
ing IS sure TO set in and the termination may
very likely be fatal. BY the way continued
the ex.nAyRl etlcer I'm bcl you a queer thing
that happened down there. / have no doubt
you recollect the great tidal wave Of about
twenty years ago. The United States store ship
tr edoua was sunk, and the man-of-war
Nateree lifted bodily and deposited several
miles inland, crossing a railroad in its flight
NAen IL was proposed 70 get her TO the beach
again the natives wanted such an eXorbitant
SUN for cutting OUT about the rail load that the
scheme was abandoned Some time afterward
anether earthquake took place which again
lifted the Nateree bodily, carried her back over
the railroad tracks ana deposited her on the
beach IL was fsand, however, that her condi.
tion was such that u would not pay 10 do any.
thing with her so sEe vas left 10 rot and bo
broken up by the inhabitants
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-09-26

POCZTA B~kYSKAWICZNA 2
wygodnemi pociagami miedzy mia
stami Chicago, Milwaukee, St..
Paul i Minneapolis.
KOLEJ przez GAIA Ameryke
miedzy miastami Chicago, Coun-
Gil Bluffs, Omaha i ~wybrzezami
Oceann Po}udniowego.
WIELKA DROGA NARODO-
WA miedzy Chicago, Kansas City
i St. Joseph, Mo.
500 MIL DROGI dotykajacej
wszystkich gl6wnych punktow W
Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa,
Missouri i Dakota.
Wzgledem ms p, plano W
z d y i ceny tykietow oraz &C.
ny fracht6w trzeba sic udaG do a.
genta najblizszej stacyi kolei CHI
CAGO, MILWAUKEE Est. PAUL
albo do ~pierwszego lepszego agen-
ia kolejowego gdziekolwiekbqdz ma
swiecie.
R. MILLER, A. Y. Il. CARPENTER,
General Manager. Genl Pass, and Tiki. Agt.
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN.
Pc informacye w~zgledem grun-
tow i obwod6w n%alezacych do
KOMPANII KOLEJOWEJ CHI
CAGO MILWAUKEE & St. PAUL,
trzeba pisac do H. G. Haugen.
Landcommissioner.
CHICAGO MILWAUKEE&ST. PAUL RAILWAY
Leave Winona- East North
Chicago & Rock Island ex. 1896 am
Chicago express 6.47p pm. 1908 am
Chicago Night Express 100 p m $3.50 a m
Fast Mail ga pm. I2:o1 p m.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-09-26
j M P S K |
w r

Posledzenae l6 ,yrzeSnlo.
Posiedzenie sobotnie, jak
to spodz1ewac sic MONA by
10, rozpoczefo sic zaraz dose
goraco.
Sprawl wykluczenla 2ydow
ME przyszla wprawdzie pod
obrady, ale ksle2a ma posie-
dzenle mle p,Yy6yl.
Pc zalatwieniu drobniej-
szych formalnosci i spraw roz.
poczeto wybor urzednikow.
Jake kandydatow ma CEN
FORA przedstawiono W pierw-
szej linii naturalnie OBJ. Cry
glaszewsklego, dotychczasowe-
60 cenzora, potem OBJ. Ko-
pankiewicza z New Yorku.
Przytem okazaia sic zrecznosc
polityczna cenzora. Zawczasu
bowiem peiednaf sic byf z
poprzednlml ,smiertelnymi"
wrogami swymi PIP. Morgen.
sternem, Brodowskim ich
zwolennlkami. Wskutek tego
osiegnaf wiekszesc gfosow
gdyz OBJ. Kopsnkiewlcz ode
brat % glossy, Oh. Grygla-
szewski zas SO sfosow.
Nastepnie przystapiono do
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-09-26
z wyspy Kandyi
czyli Krety.

Wediug depeszy biura Re-
utera sa wsie W okclicy Pc
dlas przez chrzesciahskich
mieszkancow zupefnie opusz-
czone, DO chrzesciauie sehreni-
Ii sic CORY. Wtadzom brak
wszelkiel kontroli mad banda
mi muzutmanskiemi z Kandyi,
ktore cedzlennie pod ich O.
klein opuszczone wsie pala, a
tych niewielu mieszkancow,
ktorzy tam2e pozostali, duszq.
Do tego donosza jeszczc do
,,Koeln. Ztg." Aten: w
Kanei j Retymno panuje sto-
sunkowo spok6]. Niestety ME
MONA tego twierdzie o Ho-
raklionie, mi"scie zamieszka-
lem ) przez mahemetan, i
dokad kilka tys;ecy mahome-
tan re wsi sic schronifo. Spell.
Mill oni podczas ostatnlch roz-
ruchow najwiece] morderstw,
rabunkow i podpalan. Doszli
oni nawst do tege, ae odwa-
3yli sic zaatakowac dwie
godziny drogl Cd Heraklionu
odlegle a przez 5000 chrzes-
clan zamleszka}e miasteczko
Kato Archanges. Powroclli oni
jednak&e z pokrwawioneml
Giovanni, poniewa& Kato-Ar-
chanloci shasta swego dzielnie
bronili. Zgineio PREY TEN S
mahometan i 8 chrzescian a
wielu edniosfo rany. Najoso-
bllwsza rzecza PREY tenn, we.
dug po]ecla grecSiege, jest to,
10 mahometanie SO strona "a
czepiajaca a chrzescianie bro
niaca. Tfomacza soble to tenn,
10 mahometanie W pr>ekona-
niu, he Kreta cd Turcyi 3D.
pasc must, ehca wypadki u
przedzi6, by sic dostae pod
protektorat angielski,s czego
sobie wiecej zycza, anizeli
przyfaczenia do znienawidzo-
neJ Grecyi. Wszystkie sprawo.
zdania z Krety zgodne So re
SODA pod tym wzgledem, lie
3adne Z dawniejszych powstan
ME sprawife taklch spustoszen,
jak obecne rozruchy. Straty
ebliczaja jul dzlsia) ma million
funt5w turecklch. Ola wsrar-
cha emigrantow z Krety, kt6-
rych liczba z kazdym .dniem
wzrasta, utworzyf sic tn W A.
tenach komitet, ktory zbisra
skfadki, n%aplywajace dose OBJ
| icie. Rad grecki zaliczyt mu
| JUL 100, 600 dinarow."
Demonstracya Kretenczy-
kow w Atenach zamieszka.
tych u1zqdzona pred miesz-
kaniem prezesa mlnistrow
Trikupisa miafa grozaiejszy
charakter. Tlumy ludu ME
chciafy sic roze]sc; przyszfo
do statcia z zarekwirowanem
wojskiem, przyczem jeden IAN
darn zostaf zabity, a kilka-
nascie osob odniosto rany.
DE (ICIF n VT AJOIICA
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-09-26
ZAPISUJCIE SOBIE WIARUSA
co ST.
MA WYSPIE KRECIE M

MA WYSPlE KRECIE po-
wstanle JUL sfabnle. Biednl
Kretenczycy przekonali sic, ae
%powstanie nic zgofa I'm HE po.
meze, DO i'm mGcarstwa euro.
pejskle ponodz ME chca. Sa-
mi zas So "a slabi, by mogli
sle pozbye jarzma tureckiego.
Niemcy, anglia, Austrya
Wfochy oswiadczyfy, il o prey.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-09-26


ROSRA. Ma manewrach 70.
sy]sklch pod Krasnem Siofem,
cwlcza lu2 obecuie wo]sko W
rekonesansach ma wypadek,
gdyby nieprzyjaciel u2ywaf pro-
chu strzelniczego, kt6ry huku
i dymu ME wydaje. Prech ia
XII posiadaia procz Francyi
takze Niemcy, Austrya, WHO
chy i ozwaJcarya. We Francyi
tymczasem robia preby z ma
So, wydaiaca wielki dym, kto.
raby vice mezna zasianiaG
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-09-26

faezeniu Krety do Grecyi AMI
mowy bye ME mole, a oswald.
czyiY to ola. tego, il pragna
Turcya nakioni6 do przystapie-
MIA do potro)nego p%rzymierza.
Smutno to sic cziowiekowi
rob- ma mysl, u teraz ma swie-
Gle ME to dobre, co sprawie-
dive, lecz to, co korzysc przy-
nosi!
OJCIEC SW. rozdaf W dn1u
swych in.ienin (dn. Is z. N.Y.
10000 frankow ~pomiedzy u
boglch miasta Rzymu.
Bszbo2nicy rzymscy coraz
to smielej glove podnosza i
wyprawiaja rzeczy, ia ktors
patrzac, czfowlekowi uczciwe-
mu wtesy ma gfowie stawa]a.
W nocy ma dzien wniebowzie.
cia Najsw. Maryi Fanny osma.
rowali ME wysledzenl dotad
bezbo3nicy fotrzykowie d7zwi
kosciofa Augustynew, W kto-
rym znajduje sic cudowny o.
braz Matki Boskiej, petreole-
lem i okowita (spirytusem) i
zapalili je. Ma s%zczescie VEGAS
ogien spostrzezono i zdofano
przytlumie, zanim jeszcze pre-.
dostai sic d. koscio}a. Podob.
ME bezecna sprawke wykona.
Ii W dn. Is z. m. Ma wiel-
kim placu rzymsklm, zwanym
placem Kolonna, grafa VIE
czorem tegoz dina muzyka
wojskowa a tlumy ludu pre-
chadzaly sic pc placu, przy-
sfuchu;ac sic dzwiekom mu.
zyki. Nsgle usiyszano strasz-
Hwy hulk, jakby ziemia sic
rozpekla, a zaraz potem kr2yk
jeki przerazllwe. l COZ sig
stato? Oto jakas reka bezecna
rzueila pomiedzy spokejnie
przechadzajacych sic ludzi
wielka bonnie napefniona pro-
chem, ktora natyehmiast wy.
buchfa i zrani1a 6 os6b, po-
miedzy nlemi dwoch 2andar-
NOW i ]ednego chtepca dosd
niebezpiecznie. Ia cud praw-
dzlwy uwa&ac nalezy, il VIE
cej osob poranionych ME 20
stale. z jakiego powodu i 20
co rzucono te bonnie pomle-
dry ludzi niewinnYch, mkt de-
mystic sic ME moze. Niekto-
rzy twierdza, lie to beybeanlcy
w}oscy urzadzili sobie TAXA "a.
hawke, by przez to zniewa3y6
dzien lmienin OLGA sw. i po-
kaza6 swiatu, do czego to So
zdolni. Rzecz dziwna, ze poll
eva wfoska dotad jeszcze ME
wpadfa ma slad AMI owych
podpalaczy drzwi kosc1elnych,
ami iotrzyk6w, ktorzy bombe
rzucili. Ma szpiegowanle OLGA
sw. ma Rad wfoski dziesiatki
zandsrmow policyactow,
lecz z niebezpiecznymi bury
cielami porzadku spolecznego
rady sobie daG ME mole. Ia
kie to tam rzady W tych VITO.
szech ukrolewskieh."
SzWAJCARYA zdaje sic
gotowac u siebie kulturkampf.
Rad kantonu bernehskiego
lie pozwollf odczytae W kos
ciolach przsm6wienia OLGA sw.
mianego z okazyi postawienia
pomnika heretykowi Bruno
nowi. TAX samo postapif Rad
%!1antonu W Soloturnie. Gaze
ia rzYmska kato!:cka ME chce
temu daG WARY, DO (powiada)
2adne panstwo ME ma rrawa
wydawanja takiego zakazu. W
istocie, ze W gfowie pomlesciG
sic ME mole rozsadaemu clio
wicklow, ]ak Rad szwajcarski
mole wldziec jake niebezpie.
czenstwo w przemowieniu o.
90 CIV T,opio; hvI,h, H..
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-09-26

oorahy zcsta1 be- opoZycyl.
Dalej obrano prezydenta i
v'ceprezydenta rzadu central
nego, tax samo bez opozy-
cyl.
Gdy przyszio do wyboru
generalnego sekretarza, cen
aor czuf sic zobowiazanym
wystapi6 "a tymi, k:orzy jego
poparli, powstat wiec W 60
racych sfowach przedstawit -
OBJ. orge a,
dowodzac, 3e komisya rewizyj.
ma uzrafa go niewinnym, lie
delegaci pewinni sumlennq l
uczclwa prace p. Morgenstsr-
ma ola dohra og6lu uszanowae,
ze podfug lego ~(cenzora) ida
MIA p. Morgenstern Jest maj
stosownie)szym, najlepszym
kandydatem ma ten urzad, i
2adai, ably p. Morgensterna
przez aklamacyq obrano.
Ale gladkie sfowka cenzora
ME wywarly pozadauego skut.
ku IA delegatach.
Przedstawiwszy p. A. Mai
ka, krzyczano re wszech stron:
,,gfosowac! glosowac!!"
Przystapiono vice do gto-
sowania.
Pc obliczeniu gfosow OLA
cato sic, be OBJ. Ma1ek ode
braf "a a oh. Morgenstern 26
gfos6w.
Rezultat ten przYjefa wick
szose deiegatow okrzykami
radosci.
NastePnie wybrano kasyera
rzadu centralnego - tak2e
bez ~opozyeyi.
Teraz przystapiano do wy
boru redaktera Zgody.
Przedstawioao nastepuja-
cych kandydatow.
z. Brodowskiego i S. Mic.
kiego z Chicago, q. Nagla i
z. S1upskiego z Buffalo i r.
Jabfonskiego Z Milwaukee.
Oh. Brodow6ki, widzac, lie
nie bedzie mial dosyc popar-
ella ~pomiedzy delegatami, ME
chciaf sic naraza6 ma przegra-
ma jak p. Mergenstern, i O.
swiadczy}, lie kandydatem ME
jest.
Przystapionc vice do g}o-
sewania.
TO przellczen'u giosow Okla
zafo sic, Re wszystkle prawie
paddy ma OBJ. S. Nickiego z
Chicago. Pan Nagel odebraf
kilka gfos6w, a PIP. Jabfehski
Sfupski pc jednym.
Z rezultata wyborow ida
wall sic bye wszyscy delegaci
dosy6 zadowolsni. Niepokelfa
ich tylko sprawl wykluczenia
2ydow a raczej wystapienia
ksie2y.
W scbote jeszcze z%afatwio-
no sprawe ks. Wozoego. Ko-
misya uznafa go zupelnie ME.
winnym, uznajac De zmarfy A.
Goszczynskl pedpisy xsiedza
Woznego sfafszowaf.
Mad sprawl tow. Moniusz-
ko z Milwaukee ME mogf sic
sejm ugodzie. Oddano ia de-
legation chlcagoskim do osta-
tecznego zatatwienia.
W koncu odroczono posie-
dzenie do poniedzialku.
Dzien 2iedzielny przypo-
mniaf jednak delegation spra-
we ksle2y.
Zeszli sic vice i uradzili ma
peniedziafkowem posiedzenru
kwestye te jeszczc roz poru-
szye, poprzednie gfosowania
znaesc, i uehwalid, ably kwe-
stya wykluczenia zydow gru-
pom Z1oiqzhowym pod gfoso-
wanie odda9o.
Najwa2niejsze sprawy vice
zostaiy juz zafatwione.
(Kwyer Polski;).
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-09-26

co i ma co, tego Mkt niewie.
Godna mafzonka jego Nata-
liza, z ktora to sic rozwiodf,
podobno ;ednakowoz do Ser
pH ME przyjedzie. Raz tax do
nosza dragi raz inaczej i
trudno tn wiedziec co lest
prawda, u co kfamstwem.
NIEMCOM
KIM pomaclfo sic jakos W gle-
WIFE, DO osmieleni przymie-
rem Z lstwem nlemiec-
klein zaczynaJa gfoslc, ze nie-
aawem zmienia sic W Austryi
stosuuki, wskutek czego Mem
cy tamtejsi zapanuja znow
mad Sfowianami. Sa to natu-
ralnle gfupie mrzonki, gdyz
Nlemcow Jest W Austryi "a
ledwie 10 mllionow, a Sfowlan,
ME liczqc Wegrow, do 20 mi.
li'new, II vice jeszcze raz ty-
lie. | pomimo to zaehciewa
sic panom Nlemeom panowa-
MIA. Ale niedoezekaja sic to-
go!
POLlTYCY NIEMIECCY
chca znew wymysli& nowy Pc
datek, ktory maja pfacie wszy-
soy CT m~szczvzni, ktorzy W
wojsku HE s&uzyli, cd roku II
do 20. ,,Kiedy sic jedni me-
CA W wojsku to MECH drudzy
ptaca", mewla CT panowie, lecz
zapeminaia o tenn, 2e lud jest
;u2 talk zbytnio podatkami
roznemi przeciazony. Many tel
nadzleje, Re nasi posfowie ma
nowy ten podatek ME zezwo-
Ia.
q -
MA DZIWNY POMYSL
wPadli biedni Kretenczycy,
ktorym Turcya ccraz wiscej
dojsda. Chca oni OTTO W Pal
dzierniku, gdy cesarz niemiec-
XII przybedzie d., stolicy gree
kiel ma Stub swej siostry,
wysfad do niego deputacva,
z prosba, by sic nimi zaopie-
kowaf. Jest to pomysf bar
do dziwny, poniewa2 cesarz
Wilhelm sam ma wfasna reke,
chocia2by chciaf, to sic bieda-
kami tymi oplekowaG ME mo-
Re, bobby zraz,l sobie Turcya,
ktorei Rad niemieckl zrazic
sobie ME chce. Zawczasu tel
pewnie powiedza Kretenczy-
kom: Dajcie po6oj i tax mic
ME wsk6racie!
W CAEYCH NIEMCZECH
wyPadfy W tym roku Z niwa
bardzo zle, najgorzej W wsched-
Mich prowincyach pruskieb,
mianowicie W Prusach Wschod-
Mich l Zachednich i na Szlas-
ku naszym. Najlepszy zbi6r W
pszenicy mia}y W roku bieaa-
Gym prowincya nadrenska i
Szlezwik, Holsztya, najgerszy
zas PrusY Wschodnie i Szlask;
najlepszy zbi6r W zycie po-
siadaja prowincya nadrenska /
Sz~lezwik- najgorszy
zas Prusy Wschodnle i Bran
denburgia; najlepszy zbior W
j7czmieniu maja prowincya
nadrenska, heska i nasawka,
zas prowlncye poznanska i
brandenburska najgorszy; maj.
lepsze zbiory W owsie maia
prowlncye nadrenska Sakso-
MA, najgorsze zas prowincye
Szlask l Brandenb1rgia Zbior
kartohi Dajlepszy jest W pro-
wlncYach nrdrehskiej iPrusach
Wschodnicn, najgorszy zas ma
Szlasku i Szlezwiku- Holsztyn:e.
LAS slana na]obfciej jest W
prowincyacb nadrenskiei j
Szlez wik-Hclsztynie, najmniej
zas w Prusach Zachodnich i
Wschodnich. z powyzszego ze-
Sto wjanio rr1o1<opoS ,;o
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-09-26
Notaryusz Ppbliczny
Asekuracya OgnioWa


oraz agentura zabezpieczenia zy-
cha i cd nieszczesnych przypad-
kew. (Fire, Life & Insurance AS
soclation.)
Zostafem ustanowiony jake
Notaryusz Publiczny przez guber-
natora pod kaucya W wystkosci
S 1000 jake poreczenle "a sumien-
ne spefnianie tego urzedu.
Me namyslac sic, wiele iene u
mnle Zabezpieczac.
CHARLES A. GLE
mad Handlem obuwia PIP. Gu
mings Dc Villa
81 w. 3-rd Str
Winona, MINI.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1889-09-26

Rzqd Ser6skl p~odwyzszy} O.
becnie byfemu krolowi swemu,
Miianowi pensya roczna o
10000 frankow AS, 600 Nix
DO biedak wystaG ME mole.
Razem poblera Milan teraz
DO stu tysiecy talarow rocz-
ME, leez pomimo to ma po-
dobno wiecej dlugow jak wfe-
sow ma glo"ie, chociaz ma
spora czupryne. Wyjechaf on
teraz znow do Wiednia, Do
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1889-02-01
Facts About Heart Disease.

Formerly, when the physician, With his
slelhOscOpe, detected a certain abnormal
sound called cardiac murmur, indicating
heart trouble, he said nothing about it to
the patient, or if he did reveal his discovery
he did 50 in such way as to take away ma
lures most powerful rcstOrative-hope. But
a Change in the method of physicians has
been taking place in recent years. Says Tile
.NedicdL Record:
"The opinion is now rooted in the minds
of the advanced guard Of the profession that
cardiac murmurs are often devoid of the
grave significance formerly attributed to
them. SO, too, we have come TO learn that
considerable damage to the valves may be SO
thoroughly compensated by hypertrophy
(enlargemenD that it seems permissible to
speak OF recovery from organic disease of the
heart
True, the anatomical lesion persists. But
the individual thus affected maylive fory ears
without impairment Of his health, and with
working capacity in no way reduced from
his normal standard. The time has come
when the prognosis of despair must make
way for the modern doctrine of hope in the
possibility of cure. What was formerly
equivalent to n sentence of death may be
committed to carefulness for life"
Rheumatic fever or some other disease may
have caused inflammation of the lining mt m
crane of the heart, and thus laid founda-
ton Tor permanent obstruction 10 the flow of
the blood through one or more of the valves.
But nature In time overCOmes this Obstruc.
tton, not by removing it, but by charging
the heart and increasing its force.
True, there may be at length weakening
Of the walls Of the heart, aud consequent
lessening of lis ability to do its work, and
there may come on palpitatop, difficult
breathing, cough and signs OF dropsy; but
this failure may be due to preven;ab!e causes
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Uncle Nose Swears on.

"See heab, uncle Nose" said Sam John.
sing what yer dom wild dat jugp fought
you had done swore off New Yeah's."
Oats so, Use done swared off fur good
and all. Dis heah drinkin am de ruin OBJ der
cOmmunerty"
"Ef OATS so what yer doin wild dat jug?"
club Dat jugP OATS medicine"
"'Pears to me hit smells powerful like
whisky"
man in dis town. Don't yer know dat when
a gennerman has swored off he don't handle
no whskyp"
What yer got in de jug, dens"
Didn't L done tole yer Medicine, OBJ
course Use temperance niger, but dat
doan keep me from cOtchin' de rheumatic.
haint got no use for whisky, but de rheu-
matiz STAINS right up for stim'lants Use less
been ter de doctah and got description"
What sort OBJ medicine does he describe"
"Ole rye am better den Bourbon, SO he rit
out:
~ gal o. r. p. d.. O.
oyer see OATS Latin, an bein' an igunt mig
gah yer doan know what hit means OATS
de name oh de medercine dat de rheumatic
has ter hab''
Den yer has done left OF drinkin' whis.
kyf"
lob course has,"
"Huh dars powerful smell oh whisky
about heah"
Oats lie cepshun OBJ yer faculties, chile.
Arter you has done swored you will be edd.
Gated tween whisky and rheumatic medi.
cine. What has got in dis heah jug am de
stuff what de temperance man has ter take
when he gets rheumatic, Oars no use buck.
in agin science. Hit may smell like whisky
but hits only de doctah's descripshun." ~"
oil ,i,,f
yer word fer hit, but the smell ob der Jug am
so powerful like whisky dat specs you has
got hold OBJ de wrong jmijohn in de drug
gerry shop"
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Men at Play.

| Our Franklin was playful man. He had
the happcst talent for minglipg play ami
work, as in his writings he knew how to
blend humor and gOOd.sense. Often of a
summer evening he would 90 down to the
end OF his garden, which extended to the
Delaware River, and amuse himself by swim
ming for M hour or two. He could swim as
easily as he could walk, and perhaps more
easily for he could swim two hours without
fatigue.
He made his study Of electricity very anus
ing to his friends by inventing curious cleo.
trio toys. He had figure of King George,
which was so contrived that any one who
tried to take the crown from the royal head
received powerful shock.
After winter of experiments, he and his
Junto of friends had an electrical picnic on
the banks of the Schuylkill river, where they
SET brandy on fire by spark from an electri-
cal machine on the other side of the river
without any other conductor than the water.
The turkey which they had for dinner
was killed by an electric shock, and
turned, as If roasted before the fire, by m
electric jack. When the company drank the
health Of the famous electricians in Europe,
the toast was saluted with guns discharged
by an electric battery.
He had similar way in all his other
pursuits, which rendered him the delight of
every company that he frequened.
We should scarcely expect to find Votaire
interested in the culture of the soil (; but in
truth he was an enthusiastic farmer. He cul-
tivated great deal of land He had an i'm
mense barn in the French style, where he
kept and raised many of the domestic an
imals. He kept bees, cultivated vineyards,
and had plantations of young trees, in all of
which he took an extraordinary interest, and
maintained force of thirty laborers working
upon them.
In one of his letters he says 81 love my
oxen caress them they give me gracious
looks. | have had pair of wooden shoes
made for myself" His letters are full of
such passages.
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bera,e them soundly.
This man is under my protection" said l.,
addressing the choleric stranger, land can
not permit him to be abused"
81 don't see what business il is of yours"
returned the testy gentleman.
HE is my prisoner" said with dignity"
Your prisoner" he exclaimed. II know
the rascal deserves hanging for running
away with my niece, leastways she ran away
yesterday and he followed her to-day, it
seems. got on their track bv accident ;
but don't see what concern it is OF
yours"
Il have arrested him on charge of for
gerry" explained.
tine more fool you!" was the abrupt re-.
tort. Whatever objections | may have to
Ned Parsons marrying my niece he's an
honest fellow, and no more fOrger than
yourselfw
You're mistaken in person. replied
This is Richard Nimblenib."
You re an ass !" was the reply got.
Don't let him harm Ned, dear uncle"
pleaded the lady coaxingly.
I'll he touches hair of the dogs head I'll
have the law Of him !" exclaimed the old
gentleman.
"l on see we were married an hour ago"
continued the lady, land it can't be helpcd
now; won't you forgive and bless us, uncle,
dear !"
A light dawned upon me- Instead of catch
ing iorger, had only been marriug wed
ding Atany rate, one good came oft. Ny
interference had so completely turned the I'M
cle's wrath against myself that he answered
his niece's last request with grunt that had
more of Eyes" than "no" in it.
lquieily took the next train for home. After
an hour or two ofnot very pleasant media
ton, a slap on the shoulder broke my reyerie.
ltwas my friend Sergt. Spottem, who had
come aboard al the last station.
81 sny, Bill, I'm in luck, he cried.
"How SOP"
1--WE just nabbed Nimblenib, and have
him under guard in the smoking car. Come
and take a look at him"
/ accompanied my friend, and whom do
you think discovered in iheperson of the
iorger2 None other than the affable Mr. Pill
cbard, who had given me such good advice
in the morning, and whose perfect disguise
had completely batiied my power of rec0gni-
ton by description.
felt that was not specially called to be a
detective, and faced the fact with resignation.
Cal.