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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-03
Fatal Railroad Accident.

 NORwALK, December 3. James Nc Pherson,,was struck by train on the New Haven road at Glenbrook, last night. He was taken to the Stamford hospital and will die.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-03
FOUND

A POCKETBOOK containing small sum of A money found in the postoffice, can be had by the owner paying for this advertisement.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-03


 Meetings This Evening. First division, A o. H. Daughters of St Geor-e. Comstock lodge, K. of P. Council of Chosen Friends. La Societe St Jean Baptiste. Court Meany's Pride, c. of F. Social meeting, Y. NJ. c. l.. A. Naomi chapter, No 23, O. E. $. Anchor lodge, No 40, N. k. O. P. Freundschafts lodge, No 8, o. D. H. s, DR. c. V. FROST. 157 Bank street. DR E. A. TOwNE, 14 Bank street,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-03

DR. c. V. s FROST, 1o7 Bank street.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
A F::ln, Mans Trouble.

Edltor-"M r. Funnyman, you,
humorous department Is not hall
80 bright and fresh ~ it used to
be. Are you in bad health"
Mr.. Funnyman-"No, sir; my
hsslth's all right. but I'm afraid
I'll have to give up humorous
work."
whats the matter?''
"Wsll, sir, / sot married soms
months ago, and when l print a
joke about wives, my wife thinks
it means her, and il I mention a
mothcr-in law, her mother comes
around and raises tho roof; and,
besides one Of my wlfe's brothers
is q plumber, another is an ice
man. and the third is 4 coal deal
er, and she has 4 half brother who
is a book agent, and they're sll
big men with ugly tempers. II
you don't mind I'd like to retire
from the humorous department
and take a position as obituary
editor" "-Philadeldhia Record.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
A Scrap Of Paper Saves Her
Life.

1t was just an ordinary scrap Of
wrapping paper, but it saved her
life. She was in the last stages
Of consumption, told by physi-
clans that she was ineurable and
could live only 4 short time; she
weighed less than seventy pounds.
On piece Of wrapping paper she
read of DR.. Kings New Discovery
and got sample bottle; it helped
her, she bought = large bottle, it
helped her more. bought another
and grew better fast, continued ito
use and is now strong, healthy,
rosy, plump, Weighing l40 pounds.
For fuller particulars send stamp
to W. H. Cole, Druggist, Fort
Smith. Trial bottles ofthis won
derful Discovery Free At Joe Shel.
tons Drugstore.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

The enthusiasm, energy and
devotion Of Texas women are 4
tribute to the sex everywhere
The magnificent work of the wo.
men Of Fert Worth in behalf OF
the Texss Spring Palace is being
supplemented by that OF their
sisters in other localities, and
whatever Of good results to the
state from this grand, comprshen-
siye and beautiful exhibit will be
largely due to the women of Texas.
The conception of the Palace and
the work Of the building and
advertising have been the labor
Of men, but the ornamcntation
and beautifyiug Of the exhibit 10
the work Of women already press.
ell by othsr cares and worn by
other employments. The women
Of Texas deserve we'll of all the
pesple.-Fort Worth Gazette.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

Experience clearly demonstrates
that on the whole there il less
danger Of moral contamination in
a well.nanaged school, where rich
and poor, high and low, meet to.
gsther on 4 common fratsrnal
basis, than In schools founded on
class distinctions; and certainly
the het-house system ofeducatlon
which many parents favor has
aevor produced good results. Your
healthy child II safer amid the
rough and tumble Of the public
school yard than in the society Of
the nursery. Sturdy morality
il not secured by ssclusion
from the world, nor BY con.
tinuous application to dry tones
concerning the haps and mishaps
Of the past ages.-Theological
Journal.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

"1f yoa must marry, let common
sense have show in de transack-
shun. Dosu' 60 off yer feet be-
kase you meet q girl who kin sing
like a robin, smile like q rose, and
jump off = street kyar widout bod.
dsrin' de driver to stop. A wife
will have much to do besides sing.
in and cultivatin' dimples. Befo'
you fall in love with a gal who
looks too sweet for anythin' in q
red plush sacque, kinder figure on
how many sich duds your income
would afford her. Bsfo' you let-a
par O. fushln' eyes an a cunnin'
dimple captivate ye, look aroun' q
little and see il the owner has got
a temper like 4 wildcat. Marriage
is = failure simply because people
take each odder insight 'aa' I'm.
seen" IN. Y. Ledger.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
Won't do to Fool With Hor.

Backweods school teacher in
Tennessee to girl-"Why were you
away from school the past two
weaks?'
Girl-"Becszc I thought that l
was goin' ter git married"
"Did the young man fail to ap-
pear at the appointed time2"
"Oh, he woulder been there all
right ef it hadn't been fur mar"
"What did she do?"
"Wall, she tuck 4 dislike ter
Dave-that's the name Nv the FOL-
ler."
isn't he man Of good habits?'
"Well he gifts drunk sometimes
an fight. right smart, but that
didn't make no difference ter mar.
1t was thiser way: We wuz ter
be married on Friday. Wall,
Thursday evening Dave he come
over. Mar was a.b'ilin' soap out
in the yard. She had commenced
stirrin' it to the right, an had got
it ter b'ilin' all right, but Dave
he tuck up the stick and stirred
it ter the left, and mar she snatch
ed the stick outsn his hand and
knocked him down, an then driy
him often the place. Oh, 1t won't
do ter fosl with mar when she's
maxim Nv SOAP ."-Arkansasp Ira.
rsler.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

Last Wednesday . Houston
merchant received an order for
an article he handled and adver.
tissd five years ago. The order
read: "Scme time ago I saw yeur
advertisement in which you
kept-in stock. Please send me
twenty packages by the Houston
and Texas Central Railroad" Az
the merchant had not advertised
these goods for i've years it struck
him that advertising ID "bread
cast upon the waters" which 10
dead certain to return after many
days" ."--Houstos Tribune.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
=
q Prince and the Beggar Maid

3 late Duke Macmillan OF
Lria, father OF the Empress
zabelh, was very proud Of his
(klented son, the ocu!iss, Duke
Carl Theodor, and often recon-
maended him to patients. Passing
along the streets Of Munchen one
day, be met a blind girl stsdding
on the corner singing. Tossing =
piece Of gold into her outstretched
hands, he went %, but suddenly
return.s ~ inquire more minute.
y into her affection. "Well,"
said he, II shall give you the ad-
dress Of physician who may be
able to cure you." With that he
tore s sheet Of paper from his note
book, wrote a few lines upon it,
and left the girl, who continued
her singing. When she returned
home that evening, her mother
and sister would not believe their
eyes, for the note was signed
"Duke Macmillan" and addressed
to"Duks Theodor." They thought
some one had been jesting. But
the girl had confidence in the
kindly voice, and in company with
o friend, went to the palace.
"Yes, said the Duke Thoodor,
upon reading the note, "father has
already told me about ysu, and We
shall see what can be DONE" The
girl regained her sight, which for
many years had been eleuded, and
married, through her patrons in.
duence, . wealthy merchant. Not
long before the death Of her bens-
factor, her first child was born,
and the old duke consented to be
its godfather. Selected.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
Two Oklahoma Incident.

I met = man to-day from King
Fisher, on the west side Of the
Territory, and he told sfa friend
Of his who bought a $3.50 horse to
carry him twenty-five miles from
the line to a point where he wanted
to stake 4 claim. He covered the
distance at a breakneck speed,
but when he arrived he was aston
,shed to ind an old colored man
on the claim With COW all sad.
died and bridled. OF course the
old man had come from the bushes,
but when tho race-horse man de-
manded to know how he could
have got there 80 soon with only 4
cow. tho answer Was:
"Wsll, boss, you don't know
this here COW; she runs lax a deer:
yes, sab, lax deor.''
A tramp Is having = good time
this evening. He was hidden
passengers on a south bound
freight train Sunday night. lie
was not thinking Of Oklahoma
and its opening the next day, but
when the train reached Edmond
station he was 30 overcome BY
thirst that he could not sleep. He
left his place, therefore, and went
to the railroad tank for water.
Before he succeeded in getting 4
drink the train pulled out and left
him behind. He was soon asleep
however, under big tree not far
from the station. Having retired
very late, he was IN no haste to
rise tho next morning, and WAS
still reposing on the green when,
as he decribes it:
II got my glim on = big whis.
kersd form. I got upon my
launches and waited to SEQ his
game. It was about 10 o'clock by
tho sun, and His Whlskers says
to me, says he:
Have you staksd this?'
"Staked what?' l asked N.Y.
self, and I said to tho duke,
'What;'
"Is this your claim" was bis
next fly.
"Then l fell. I said, I'm an
Oklahoma boomer, blank me II l
amt, and I up and said as toug b
as I could: Yes, this Is my lay.
OUT
''Then he says: You had bet.
ter sell it to me, you aint got \
gun, and can't hold it down.
II bluffsd him off with some
crack about my concealed wea-
pous, but he up and offered me
5000 to get out. | stood him off,
and he squealed. Finally l touch.
cd him for $500 in the chilly cash.
and I'm paralyzsd il he didn't
hand 1t out. l stuffed tho w.d in
my boot and started 10 walk as
fast as l could. Pretty soon l
was in Guthrie, and busted from
that bowling swamp in a Pullman,
and here l an, and blankcd il l
know what game to play
against."-Er.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

Even the most vigorous and
hearty people have at times 1 feel
ING Of weariasas and l.ssitpde,
10 dispsl this feeling takp pr, ] Il
Mel Lsau's sarsaparills il will il.
part sigor md yitality, i g 6
| GUS !. y sIII' q
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
Address Registered Letters containis,
Currency to
N ew Orleans Ma
tional Bank,
NEW ORLEANS, La.

REMEMBER That the only genuine
Louisiana State Lottery Tickets Issued
under tho State Charter, are recogniz.
Cd BY the highest Courts, arc invariably
signed BY N. A. Dauphin, President.
Endorsed BY Generals Beaarexard and
Early, Supervisors Of the Drawings.
and guaranteed by National Banks Of
New Orleans, ~ to tho payment Of it,
prizes. Meme others are Genuine.
All eo.callsd Supplements" "Oriei-
nal Little Louisiana" or ether imita.
tisns with unlawful use fthe Louisa.
NJ State Lottery Campany's name, By
persons unknowu, nnder assumed or
fictitious names, are attempts to decsivo
the p1blic BY false prstsnpe, sfFsring
40 guarantee Whatsoever.
REMEMBER THAT ONE DOLLAR
y the price Of the slnalleat part Or fr.c.
ton Of : ticket iasuod II any drawing.
Anything in our name Afforded at 4 lcss
price, q sithers : cennteFisjs or ] swia-
~ ~
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

John Krzwosynski Of New York
sues for . divorce because his viii.
sloped with John Jwinjinjynski.
Shs assigns usa reason ssr clipping
that her new lover had an easier
aame 70 pronounce, as il was made
up II sections, and could be taken
apart and put together asain
Without getting shs rleees crook,
"a.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

Pimples, blotches, scaly skin
ugly spots, sores and ulcers, ab.
scsssss and tuners, unhealthy dis
charges, such as catarrh, eczema
ringworm, and other forms Of skin
diseases, are symptoms of blood
impurity. Take DR.. ] H Nc,
Leans Sarsaparilla. TOR sale at G
G ellis drug store.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

When you get into 4 tight place,
and everything goes against you,
TIL It seems q II you could not
bold On ! moment longer, never
siTe up then, for that il just the
plaes and sime ths tide'll turn
arriet BeecIl Svosce,
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

There are times when a feeling
OF lassitule will overcome the
most robust, when the system
Graves for pure blood, to furnish
the elements Of health and
strength. The best rsmedy for
purifying the bloed 10 DR.. j H
McLean's Sarsaparilla, for sale at
G G ellis drug store.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

I love q young man who IS
straightforward. Ask for what
you want. Ifyou wish to marry
q rich mans daughter, or borrow
five hundred dollars from him, ask
him for it; it amounts to the same
thing in the end. 1t is always
better to astOnish a man than it is
to bore him.-Burdctte.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
She Was From Boston.

The dry as to marrow, tho lea
thery A. to heart, but verdsnt as
to brain, the professor, found him,
self in the sll-room, and like the
fly in amber, wondering how the
deuce he got there.
In a bower corner sat :hs rose.
budiest Of rosebuds in garden
Of cxquisitely engowned girls.
81 make 1t \ rule Of three, pre-.
fsssor," says the rosebud. 81
dance three dances only Of a night
one in every hour. The first q
square dance 10 bring nay volun,
tary muscles with their fasciculi
into gentle play; the second, a
polka, to work the voluntary mus.
clas into perfect action, and the
third, waltz for absolute enjoy
ment."
"Bless my SOUL" exclaims the
professor.
II employ the interim by follow.
ing some train Of thought: To-
night | am seeking types. l want
to find my Cleop.trs, my Aspasia,
and my Phryne."
"Bless my soul" sxclaims the
professor.
"Did Cleopatra spend the win.
ter Of 40 B. C. with Anthony IN
Alexandria, or was it Al? Did
she bare her bosom or only her
arm 10 the asp?"
''Bless my soul" exclaims the
professor.
"Was Aspssia fast or only firt2
Was Socrates her lover? Was the
divorce Of Perlcles as perfect as a
Chicago divorce7 Why does Ar.
istophanes ascribe the Samian
and Psloponnessian wars to her
simply because she lost her lady's
maid? Do you think Plutarch's
defense sxculpates her? Was her
second husband, Lysicles. q pork.
packer or merely a cattle dealer?"
"Bless my soul" exclaims tho
professor.
"Was Phryns's mother q laun.
dress, and IL it true that she got
her living at one time by gather.
ing capsrs? Were those capsrs
for sauce or boiled legs Of mutton?
Was her offer to rebuild the walls
Of Thebes if her name were in.
scribed on them bona fids? Did
she profans the Elusinian myster-
les. or was it put-up job to bring
her to Hellasts, IN order to let the
council see her beautiful anatomy?
| incline to this, for Opolla paint
Cd her as the Venus Anadyomons,
and Praxitels,s Sculped her as the
Cnodisn Venus. Was Apollo her
lover? ss we'll as Praxiteles9"
''Bless my soul" exclaims the
professor.
"You see, professor, / am from
Boston
"Ah" and the venerable pro.
fessor bounded like one of his
crack pupils in the direction of
the refrcshment.room. Once q
Week. -
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

"When a man dies suddenly
without having been attended by
a DOCTOR" says = popular guide to
the law, "the ceroner has 10 be
called in and An inquest held to
ascertain the cause of death. But y
adds the writer, "when he dies A.
ter having been attended by 4
doctor, everybody knows why he
died and an inquest is not nsces-
sary.- Ontario Observer.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

Fer o safe and certain remedy
for fevor and ague, use DR.. ]. II.
McLean's Chill and Fever Cure;
it Is warranted to cure, at G.. G..
ellis.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

The most delicate constitution
can safely use DR.. J II McLean's
Tar Wine Lung Balm. 1t is \
sure remedy for coughs, loss of
voice, and al throat and lung
troubles, at G. G.. ellis.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

"We do hereby certify that NO super
viso tho arrangements for. al tho month
ly and Sen,i-Annusl Drawings Of tho
Louisiana State Lottery Co., and in per.
sou manage and control tho Drawings
themselves, and that tho ssa,e are con.
ductsd with honesty, fairness and good
faith towards all parties, aud We au-
thorise tho Company to use this csrtif-
icsto, with tho fac-siulles Of our sigma.
tures attacked, in ito advertlsc,non onts."
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
Reuben Fall.

Hic jaest csput nortuun-Old Nick j.
bound to scorch 'sm.
A close, hard nut was Reuben Fall;
Oflove to man ko'd none at all.
He boarded and saved, he pinched and
shaved,
Aud the moro ho saved, tho more he
eravsd.
A pious man was Reuben Fall,
And loud in prayer at the parson'l
call,
His voice he'd raise in sinful praise
To Him who loves bat honest ways.
For widow aud orphan lie prayed fol
graee
To help them In their wretchsd case
Bat ss for corn for the forlern,
Ns'or . grain went cut of his Darn.
The sin-cursed dollars he tollsd to gain
Brought him little but caro- and fain;
The little hs spent and all he lent,
lie made it bring him . big per cent.
Such was the life of Reuben Fall;
The years went by and bis head grew
eks grew thin, and his soul
" hard a. tho dollars hs toiled to
IN.
died one day, - al men must;
life 10 dssting and naught bat
IT.
70 were all ~ gay - = ball,
hat was tho end Of Reuben Fall.
D IRE merry now, who little cared
Or eubsn while his life was spared;
iaas were sold, bis hard earned
oil
Nmt to the winds, I'm told.
he end- may, that's untrue;
Nick was bound to have his due;
d rang the bell to sound his knell.
nd straight he tumbled into.
aiming then, ye sinful mon,
windS-assyers alone depend;
i ynsse who crave ana thcse WHO
shave,
4 The Lord has promised not to save.
OLD NICK.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

4 Young man asked /. physician
for I remedy to stop palpitation of
the heart, The physician advised
him + leave off huagiag and kiss.
ing the girls. alf that i the oaly
rsnecy I which can b proposed, z
q cried, I lor one -, let'sr psl-
spite1 81.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
Important.

All ordinary lotters containing Postal
Notes, Money Orders issued BY all Ex-
prsas Companies or New York Ex.
change
Addressed
MA. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

There - a difference between the
lips of a young man and the lips
ola young woman, but sometimes
it is a very small one.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
w. ?. THEUS &CO.,
DRY GOODS,
CLOTHING, BOOTS, ,SHOES,1IATS
First House South Of Depot, Arcadia, Lo"isiano.
LOWEST prices given Goods Don't forget when
Arcadia will mako it to interest
5 Highest prices paid for Cotton and all kinds Of Country Prodnos
the LOWEST Don't forgot call when
you Arcadia l will mako it to interest.
UNPRECEDENTED ATTRAC
rION! Over a Million Distrib uted
[Ek:d
Louisiana State lottery
COMPANY.
COMPANY

Incorporated by the Legislature in
1856, for educational and charitable
purposes, and it. franchise mado . part
Of tho present State constitution. in
1879, by an OVERWHELMING POPU-
LAR NOTE.
Its GRAND EXTRAORDINARY
DRAWINGS tako place Semi Annually
Dune and December). aud ito GRAN D
SINGLE NUMBER DRAWINGS take
place on each Of the other ten msntby
in tho year, and arc all drawn in pub
lie, at tho Academy Of music, Now Or
loans, La.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE.

II FOR CLUB RATES, or any fur
thor Information desired, write legibly
to the uadersigned, clearly stating
your residence, with States County,
Street and Number. Moro rapid return
mail delivery will bs assured by your
enclosing an envelope bearing your full
address.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

Homer, La,
Friday. May "a, 1889
The GUARDIAN for 81 90 a year.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
HOMER GUARDIAN

OFFICIALJOURNAL OF CLAI-
BORNE PARISH,
Once In the Old Post Ole Bailding.
G. W. SEALS & J. r. PHIPPS,
EDITORS Il PRePREToRs.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24
Educate Them Together.

tons Drugstore.
Homer guardian., 1889-05-24

HE jsest csput nortuun-Old Nick is
bound to scorch 'sm.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1889-07-12
Another NIi1nasotia1,.

4 5WAsHisaroN, July: s. -secrctary hsk today
established y new division, charged with the
important duty 81 editing The reports and bulie-
titus issued by thu various divisions OF the de-
partment, SO many Of which, being prepared By
scientific men for scientific eyes; are compare
lively lost 10 the general public, especially the
secretary believes. to that public which the de-.
partment - particularly designed 70 serve--the
farmers, Advance sheets Of BULLETINS issued
hereafter from any and every vision Of the de-
partment will pass through the secsctarys Office,
and their contents will be carefully read and
.disested in tho editorial division. Acareful re-.
snme will then be prepared in the piainest pes.
ible language. giving in substance the facts and
conclusions Of each bulletin. This division will
be IN charge OF George " illiam Hill, Of Minneso-
ID. Mr., Hill has been fe,s many years editor
and publisher OF as ricnltnial pa pers IN the
Northwest, including the Traffic Farmer. 81
chicago. and Farmer. OF St Paul. s8sSs
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1889-07-12
Lowering a Lakes Level.

AIrKIS, July 3.-The party who went to Mile
Laos to Investigate the reports to the effect that
some parties were trying to lower the lake re-
turned to day. and say that there are five or 81.
laundering firms interested in the matter, who
have logs in the lake, and in the river below
the lake, which they are unable to drive. These
firms have have a crew OF men who have dredsed
the outlet to the depth Of three feet for the
distan:s vt about three hundred yards AID ex.
tending into the lake some fifty yards. The out
on Rum river empties from the lake into a large
bay in which the water is shallow. The northcr-
ly winds have caused Il sand bar to form in this
bay. 1t is believed that tie outlet has been
dredged out enough to lower the lake from two
to three feet. If such proves to DO the case ii
will practically close up the outlet unless it i.
kept open by artificial means. This means
ruin to the lower rivers. The lake is now two
feet lower than il was two years ago. the work
is being prosecuted entirely on the reservation
Mile Laos lake has no large feeders. all streams
running into 1t are mere creeks. III consequence
of this fact the lake rises very slowly. 1t would
therefore, take good many years for tho lake
to again rise rs high as it formerly was, even il
the outlet was damned SO as TO completely Shut
of the water. Thus will DE seen that the DANA &c
to the lake, as we'll as the river will exceed the
value of oil logs in the lake, besides placing in
jeopardy the future water supply ofSt. Paul. and
Minneapolis.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1889-07-12
TOM ALIENS VIEW OF THE
FIGHT.

ST. LOUIS, Mo-, July lO.--Tom
Allen, pugilist, and delegation, re-
turned from the Sullivan-Kilrain
fight tonight. The veteran pugilist,
who was an in-and-out Kilrain man,
was seen by an Associated Press re-
porter and said: at was a great
fight, and if Sullivan had been in
better trim it would not have lasted
half as long as it did. His face was
in splendid condition, but his body
was too fat. His stomach was entire
ly too large, and he must have
weighed fully 220 pounds on entering
the ring. 1t did not seem to make
much difference, however, for he was
as fresh as a daisy at the end. He
must have the constitution of 10
mules for in spite Of the heat, which
was terrific, and his flesh, he suffered
but little. His wind was the best I
ever saw, and he did not blow much
at any time. He did not seem to
care for Kilrain any more than an
ordinary man would for child. He
did not sit down 10 times during the
fight and laughed ut Kilrain's efforts
to hit him. He seemed to know that
Kilrain could not hurt him. and
several times when the latter would
make one of his rushes, Sullivan
would push him away with his open
hand and laugh at him. I don't
think Kilrain could have whipped
him with a baseball bat.