Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1889-10-09
FaNFARES SACRIFICE.


but am very. very certain That he never did
try The FanfaFes were not . rich family,
they mad been courtier. for generations. and
s.1nat think they got much out Of it. Old
Fanfare himself. when he only held the com
piifnensAry title Of Lord TootIe. had been
royal page and hal commenced LIE .
eour,ier: then ha went into the guards; and
then he did the ~isest thiDg be ever dDd IN his
life, he bolted with tns daughter u tins iate
proprietor of the Aethuselah pill, and be
came into a hundred thousand pounds and
the Business. Thea young Lord Tootie sold
out ii the guards. and settled down at the
age Of 81 getting as much fun ~ Possible oar
Of his wife's fortune and the Aethtlselah pill
Lord Fanfare Was not unkind ~ his wife at
first he quite pattern husband, but
gradually GOODNESS arose bet them, for
toor Lady Fanfare failed TO present him With
an beir.
At the end II ten years, however, the little
Lord Tosdie was born, and at his birth his
mother died, aud from TINT time forward
Lord Fanfare devoted himself To the rearing
and education of little Lord Tootls. Many
we're the traps sst for that willy old bird.
Lord Fanfare Mothers cringed 10 him,
daughters smiled at him, widows ogied him.
musicai giris played at him, vocal giris
sllalled at him. bat all in vain. Lord Fan
fare wasn't marrying man, and the ladies
had their labor for their pains. They resent
ed that, the dear creatures Oh course "oS
did' and then they hnh 'he" revenge VIZ"
Lady Kitty thn'ioir VINO set IL soihs'
mean that 1t was Lazy hi.tY wa" hrs' start
Ell the ruHiof {" i"IH faii"e
You've only got 70 iook at hii'' psopie
sild, ana you u ss' lnae 'i"e ~ si"u'e
Ia. Jr.. hair md h,s. n chin
why ne "y'7 ms "a" az % : - -
tutt-ah very wicked oi' 'heh w. 'hei' n.aai
ana wear cnin sniS- iio 80 W ''1i
regularly he 'e' '..A ~" "a 'sA'
people, mes "ieihner VI 'ne ai''e'"'niu'"
ciub, ana 10 Crown Wis i"'i"ity' "e uiee
lof OF music nan COMPANY
WY does he dfesS as u ue "o'e 'ai'oi .
hd'efti'eh'sht' sal" i-a's D'u'heh ""'A i',
WHOSE pehn'lcss oaius".e i,'''iA A"u H'u
very nara linesu LOT ths oii seniie'nhn al"
had miserabiy faiied-
Ana he paints ma H'io" ne u"es' crie"
the artit-s hIlda' or no" could ne nave the
complexion "i y""tn % '"f
lie mas "ohaeriui coinPieAoh' lepnen
her mother out Ne mccain nave orassea Oh
1t 70 ali the "or'h
now Inc 'a't was ina. bofu raniaie KEEP
ms ephhectioh WIN ti'e hethuseiah pm very
Jar Hu'fn' Hu' ne "'ia ""'iiei 'u' .on'
tseNl'n, and being roma "f Joke anu liking
To d" Il stroke OF business az the same tiiiie'
hr had hii""'u iHe oilhipuSfs W htefaiy
brlstlt'wth h's portrait, o'ienth "hieh was
the following ridiculous advertisement
"a am % today, and yet, thanks 10 the me-
thuseiah pm, my complexion IL that OF 10Y
Oh f"itaie-
~ can "'upt Ane ""'u III l'ei VI '"e
re'''h spu Ai'""' ana '''c N''9 ~ '"o ''e'n"
Nslah pill was vastly increased
The fact is that Lord Fanfare wore chin
tuft SIMPLY because chin TUFTS were IN lash
ION when he was young bachelor IN the
guards he went 10 TattersalI9 simply W
cause he q gone To lattersaiis All MS me- ne
was director Of u music hall company Ia
cause he WINS barge shareholder. and because
he liked the httle directorial ,upIers. and fs-
cause IN musie ball matters he WIS very
knowing Old boy indeed.
Lord Fanfare and his friend and eo-flrect-
or. Mr. David Psnmanezar, were sitting III
the directors box at the international raj
ace of Varieties. each with Brobdngnagian
opera glass in his hand, and they were star
ing intently at the stage, upon which the
three talented sisters, Laura, Cora and Dora
tlarer, were going through their well known
entertainment
They re dirt cheap at a hundred week.
remarked MIR. David Psalmanezar Why,
half the chappies IN town are over head and
ears m love with them, and they have to
drink unlimited Whistles pnd >odas our
WHISTLES and sodas, he added, with laugh
to drown their sorrows, aud there amt
Doubt" said Psalmanezar who was vulgar
uisII, with "A chuckle, that they're summers,