Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1889-07-26
NO. 81


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>ENrMNrAL SuCcrIryr. SOOTHING.
~FHiou4Lt. >fEcIALLy SinMANT
Chicago News
Shrewd Simon Short -ewcl shoes. sew
eutecn Sumuers. speeding storms. spread
ing sunshine -1eeessLally. saw simon-s
small. shabby shop still standing stauneh.
saw Simou's selfsame ~gueaking sign stil
swinging -pecilring simon short smith
fields surviving shoemaker. shoes sewed
soled sgperdHely.7
Simons spry. sedulous spouse sally
short sowed shirts. stuffed sofas.
Simon siN stout sturdy soas-Seth.
samuel. stephen saul Shadrach. Sila--
sold -undnes. Sober seth sold sugar.
starch. spice simple sam soli saddles.
stirups. screws, sagacious stephen sold
silks, -atins shawls: skeptical Saul sold
silver salycrs; selfish Shadrach sold saives.
shoe strings, soap, saws. skates Silas sold
sally short stuffed sofas.
Some seven Summers since Simon's see
oud son samuel saw Sophia SoproBia
Spriggs sam showed strange symptoms.
sam seldom stand storing. selling sad
dies. sam sighed sorrowfully. sought
Sophia Sophronas society. sung several
surreptiti0us screnades slyly.
simon ~tormed. scolded severely. said
sam seemed So silly singing such shameful,
senseless songs.
strange sam should slight such spleen
did Summer sales, Struttine spcndthriftl
Shattcrbrain simpleton.'
.sotly, softly, sire said sally. sans
smitten. Sans spied some sweet sylph-~
sentimental schoolboy," snarled Simon.
"Smitten! stop such stua,~
Speaking so. Simon sent Sally's snufTbox
spinning, seized sallys scissors, smashing
Sallys spectacles. scattering several spools
.-Sreaking sooundrell Sans shocking
stiffness shall surcease,
Sowing Sam stopped speaking, start
! ing swiftly shopward.
Sally sighed sadly. Summoning sam,
She spoke sweet sympathy.
sam, She said. a.Sirc simon seems sin
gularly snappy; So, sonny, stop strolling
streets, stop smoking scgars, spending
specie superluously, stop sprucing 50, stop
singing serenades, stop short, Sell saddles.
sonny sell saddles sensibly; see Sophia
Sophronia Spriggs soon. She's sprghtly.
she stable. so solicit. sue secure Sophia
speedily, Sam"
SO soon' shall sally's son sam -
surely seek soup 50 soon'~ said sam. stand
ing stock s;ill.
$50 soon, surely said sally, smiling:
specially since sire shows such spirits
So Sam, somewhat scared sauntered
slowly. Shaking stupendously, sam so
liloquizes: Sophia sophronia sprggs-
Sgriggs-Short Sophia Sophronia short
Samuel Shorts spouse sounds splendid
Suppose She should say-shc shant, she
shanti she shaut
soon Sam spied sophia starching shirts,
singing softly. Seeing sam she stopped.
starting, saluted sam smilingly. sam
stammered shockingly
"spi-spi-splendid Summer season. So
phia."
somewhat sultry.r suggested Sophia.
'.Sar- -sar-tin, Sophia. said sam. Isilenee
seventeen seconds
"Selling saddles still. Sam
'Sar-sar- tin, said sam starting sudden
| IL. Seasons somewhat sudorifc, said
Sam, stealthily staunching steaming sweat.
[Speaking sensibly.l
"Sartin,~ said Sophia, smiling signiii-
cantly.
Sip some sweet sherbet, sam" [siIenee
sixty seconds
"Sire shot sixty sheldrakes Saturday,
said Sophia.
sixty Shoe! said sam. [silenee sev-
enty sceondsl
.'See Sister Susan's sunhowers,r said
Sophia, socially scattering such stiff 81
lence.
Sophias sprightly sauciness stimulated
Sam strangely; so sam suddenly spoke sen
timentally.
sophia" said sam, spontaneously,
"Susan's sunnowers seem saying: samuel
Short Sophia sophronia spriggs, stroll
serenely Seek some sequestered spot
some sylvan shade. Sparkling springs
shall sing soul shooting strains, sweet
songsters shall silence secret sighing,
sHper-angelie sylphs shall sophia sniek
cred, so sam stopped
sophia" said sam solemriy-
sam said Sophia.
"soplss~< SOP smiling, Sam shorts sin
eere Sans seeking some sweet spouse.
Sophia"
Sophia stood silent
speak, Sophia speak, such suspense
| stimulates sorrow.
Seek sire, sam, seek sire. said sophia
soothingly.
SO Sam sought Sire Spriggs.
Sire Spriggs said .-Sariin.r