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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04
NORTH HYDE PARK.

Carroll Newton has gone to Worcester
Mass, to work the coming season.
E. W. Prior's many friends will be glad tC
learn of his continued improvement.
School commences April Is, with the Misses
Myrtle Larabee and Ollie M. Massure as
teachers.
Sam. Stone seems to be in good spirits since
the Government has increased his pension to
SO a month, with some $50 back pay.
Chas Kneeland who has become quite no
torious for his illegal transactions, was
brought to sudden halt last Thursday. He
was arrested by Sheriff Raymore in Cam
bridge, and brought to Johnson and tried foI
selling property not his own. He was found
guilty and fined $3.50 and costs, $50, making
$3.50, and was sent to Rutland to work it out
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EDEN,

b. w. Fuller has returned to Dakota.
L. Scott and wife are visiting in town
Miss Myrtle Fuller has gone to Bur-
lingtOn.
John Smith is using crutches and has
gained rapidly for few weeks.
Mrs. Wescome, widow of the late
Francis Weeeome. has gone to Dakota.
The baud realized about SO from theii
sugar party and sale of quilt. Lincoln
Griswold held the lucky ticket. Joseph
Reed gave the sugar and it was said tc
be fine.
Mr.. Mower died OF cancer the 9th ult
at the residence of his son Nathan. The
funeral was held at the house Friday
Rev. George Sterling officiating. TIT
remains were taken to Stowe for burial.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04

BUTCHERS GOLDEN LIQUID. - The
best butter color made. Is stronger,
more true to nature, and proved, by
actual test, pre-eminently superior. Is
sustained by highest testimonials from
the best tirymen, creameries, dealers,
who say it is 81 far superior to anything
L ever used" Gives the June tint al
ways. No danger in excess of getting a
red or brick color. Try it-by weight or
measure. Apply any test and you will
know what color to use in future.
FREDK BUTCHER & Son,
Inns st. Adams.
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RuckIen,s ArnIca saIye.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price % cents per
box. For sale by A. o. Gates.
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GREEN RIVER.

Danny Smith has bilious fever,
Vernon Peck has moved from the board
ing house and is stopping at Alonzo Edg-
ertOn's.
J. G. Bean died Thursday, March %,
after four weeks illness of Bright's dis
ease of the kidneys.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04

MENTAL SURGEON, WORTHWHILE, VT.
81 Teeth extracted with OBTUNDo, harmless
and nearly PAINLESS. Crown, Bridge and Best
Plate Work and Fine Filings are SPECIALTIEs.
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NE vs. & CITlZEN
TE2dS: so in advance; other
wise, S2.0O.

l. Any person who takes a paper regularly
from the office-whether directed to his name OF
another'S. or whether he has subscribed or not
is responsible for the payment.
.. If person orders his paper discontinued.
he must pay all arrearageS, or the publisher may
continue to send it until payment is made, and
collect the whole amount, whether the paper is
taken from the Office or not.
3. The Courts have decided that refusing to
take newspapers and periodicals from the post
office, or removing and leaving them uncalled
for. is prilnd faeie evidence of fraud.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04
a CARDI

As the wheels of time slowly revolving bring
to us another spring time would like TO call the
attention of the citizens OF Morristown and vi
cinitY to the hundreds of wheels revolving on the
celebrated Marshall Carriages and Wagons used
for years on your roads. As usual shall bring
several car loads to supply the ever increasing
demand for my work My assortment will en-
brace all the leading styles of top and open car
riages and wagons, both light and heavy, and
we feel sure we can suit everyone in want of
good article at a low price. our aim Is to make
The best, believing it is economy for the purchas-
er in the end. All intending to get carriage or
wagon this spring will do well to wait and eN
anime our stock and learn our. prices before
closinga trade with any one. We shall have
our goods ready for inspection as soon as the
roads are settled. Allinquiries. either in per-
son or by letter, should be addressed TO Geo. w
Dyke, Morrisyille, or Martin G. Barber, Water
bury. also keep full line of new drying har-
nesses; have for sale several good horses; am
also agent for the Buckeye moving machine
manure spreaders and several kinds of horse
rakes. Thanking all for past favors and hoping
for a continuance of the same. am,
Respectfully,
H.W. MARSHALL,
aprl9m Kingston, NH.
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VETERINARY SURGEON, graduate Montreal
v Veterinary College, Honorary Fellow Mont
real Veterinary Medical Association, Veterinary
Surgeon to Shelburne Farms. Calls promptly
attended Office ITO Church Street,
BURLINGTON, Vt.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04

NEALEHS IN Pianos, Organs, Sheet Music
- and Musical Merchandise of all Descrip
TONS All orders for Pianos, Organs and Tuning
promptly attended to. ST. JOHNSBURY, VT.
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I. C. MORRILL,.
=. IL. DEMIMG-

cash paid for Calf Skins, Hides, Eggs and
Poultry, al III. III. Elmore's.
MoRRIsvILLE, VT.
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V. W. LE&ET1.

nEALER in wagons Of all kinds one and
IL two horse lumber and cypress wagons,
buggies, etc. Iron work and repairing done to
order also Horse Shooting, Give him call.
MoRRISvILLE, VT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04

STEAM, Gas, Water and Plumbing Supplies
- Heating public buildings, residences, &c, by
Walker & Pratts hot water heaters and Somer-
worth's radiators speciality. Agent for A. L.
& Z. +. Goss. Personal attention to correspond
ence. LEWISTON, Me.
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:. n. RAND & CO.,

0MH{SSION MERCHANTS and Wholesale
~ Dealers in Country Produce, Butter, Eggs,
Potatoes, Fruit, etc.
No. 81 Locust Street. HAvERHILL, Mass.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04

OLA sORINSoN-

pRACTICAL UNDERTAKEN. Finest Goods
1 the market affords. Ice box and embalmer
MORRISvILLE, VT.
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j. r. WILSON. ID. s.

nENFIST. Graduate of the University OF
IL Pennsvlvania.) AZ Church ST., Burlington,
vt Office hours, to II a. m, 130 to 5p. m.
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w, M. SMITH

HEALER IN Italian and American Marble,
all kinds of Granite; Monuments, Head
stones, Tablets, &C. Cemetery work neatly exc
suted, orders promptly filed. Cambridge, Vt.
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<. 6. FOSTER,

ANuFACTSTRER and DealeIIn all Kinds
IA OF Marble & Granite. Work Guaranteed
IS Good, and pricesas Low as any IN Vermont
Portland street. NoRRIsVILLE. VT.
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AUSTIN RELkNAP g. SON
CHAS. a. RITTERBUSH.

nEALERS in Butter, Cheese, Beans and Pro
IL visions. No. % Chatham St., BOSTON.
AUSTIN BELKNAP. K. W .BELKNAP.
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BUSINESS CARDS.
A. COOPER. NJ. o.
SHAW G. RORR

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
L Main Street, hyde PARK, vi
Office Hours, to A. NJ, u to Pm.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04

Despise not the day Of small begin
nings, but let this day be the day when
you will start on the road to compe-
tence, if you are not already travelling
that way.
EamOille Co. Savings Bank ~ Trust Co /.
Hyde Park, Vermont.
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Business Notice.

Notices inserted IN this column at the rate of II
cents per line-nO notice inserted for less than
s1.O0. Five cents per line each subsequent in
sertIon.
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In Four Years tO....S2OO.S3
In Ten Years to-. 445.64
In Twenty ears to. 11O7.S4
In Forty Years to. ...3554.O1

How many young men worse than fool
ishly spend this sum every day of their
lives, which, if saved, would in their old
age amount to a competence greater than
nine out of every ten of the human race
enjoy.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04

We use a type writer to some ex-
tent now. We looked the field over
thoroughly and finally settled upon
the Caligraph as the best machine,
everything considered. If you want
letter from the upper or lower case
you put your finger right on 1t. No
shifting gear or sleight of hand nee
essary to get what you want. BY the
way, every business man should have
a machine. Every minister certainly
ought to have one. Why not write
to w. M. Belcher & Co., Boston, and
get specimens and price ?-EDs.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04

"a Successor to DR.. Peck.)
= Dental Rooms, Main Street
sIfYsyJ (work warranted.) JOHNSON, VT
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Drs. 6. J. HALL &E.H.JoHNsoN,
:. n, MILLER.

DHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. ONCE hours
l. uatii A. NJ; from l to 5 and to p. NJ.
Office at DR.. Halls residence, WORTHWHILE, VT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1889-04-04

to pay for the sugar consumed by the
company. Comment is unnecessary
Special communication of Mt Yer
non Lodge Thursday evening at
O'Clock. Work on F. G. and NJ. M
degrees.
The academy students held lyce-
nm on Friday evening which was adj
Journed at an early hour to allow the
students to attend the sociable at the
Town Hall.
The masquerade promenade and
sociable held by the drum corps Fri
day evening was better attended than
anticipated, and very enjoyable eve
ming was the result.
Several from here went to Woicott
Friday evening to attend the public
dance, closing Mr.. Elmore's winter
dancing school there. It was a mas
querade and pleasant time is the
verdict.
A. G. West has two COWS and a
heifer from which he sold last year
SlO0.6) worth of milk and cream and
made 1872 pounds of butter Besides
this these COWS supplied his family
with all the milk, cream and butter
used during that time.
Rev. Miss Myra Kingsbury again
preached at the Unive-salist church
on Sunday, presenting excellent SER
mons both morning and evening, and
she will preach at the same place
again next Sunday. Sunday school
session Will follow the preaching SER
vice.
Messrs. White & Waite, the bakers,
Notwithstanding their growing whole
sale trade demands considerable at
tention, are devoting special atten-
ton just now to their retail trade,
which is an important branch of their
industry. Besides carrying a full line
of bakery goods, they have a general
assortment OF groceries of all kinds.
To make room for these they have re-
Gently enlarged their store and now
have it well filled with goods of this
class. The young men are worthy of
the liberal patronage they receive.
Give them call.
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BORN.

FOSS.-In Morrisville, March %, 1889, a son to
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Foss.
FISHER. In Hyde Park, March 20, 1889, a son
to Mr.. and Mrs. Ellery Fisher.
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You Will be Astonished,


nfor wgooit
81 havoc
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-07-18
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

MONTEzUMA LODGE, No. l, A. F. & A
NJ. Meets on the first Monday of each month
e. F. Easley, W. NJ: Henry NJ. Davis, Secretary.
SANTA FEE CHAPTER, No, l, R. A.
month. W. ). Harroun, Ii. p; Henry NJ. Davis,
SANTA FEE COMMANDERY, No. l,
Knights Templar Meets on the fourth Monday
| of each month. f. L. Bartlett, E. G.: P. II. Kuhn,
SANTA FE LODGE OF PERFECTION,
No. l, 18th degree A. A. s. r. Meets on the third
Monday of each month Max. Frost V. NJ.
CENTENNIAL ENCAMPMENT,I !. 0. o. F.
Meets second and fourth Tuesdays, Max Frost,
G. p; 2. H. Kuhn, Scribe.
PARADISE LODGE, No. ., l. o. o. F.
Meets every Thursday evening. Chas G, Probst,
N. G.: Jas. F. Newhall, Secretary.
AZTLAN LODGE, No. 8, |. o. Q. +.
Meets every Friday night J. L. Van Arsdale, N.
G.; s. G. Reed, Secretary.
SANTA FE LODGE. No, 2, K; Of P; Meets
first and third Wednesdays. +. H. Metcalf, c. c.;
G. II. Gregg, K. of X. and s.
GERMANIA LODGE, No: S, X: OF 2.
Meets I'd and 4th Tuesdays. viii G. Burton,
G. c.; F. G. Mcfarland, X. of R. and s.
NEW MEXICO DIVISION, No. |, Uniform
Rank X: of 7. Meets first Wednesday In each
month E. L. Bartlett, Captain; A. NJ. Dettiebach
CATHOLIC KNIGHTS OF AMERICA.
Meets second Thursday in the month. Manaclo
Romero, President; Geo. Ortiz, Secretary; G. NJ.
oi SANTA FE LODGE, No. 1857, G. U. o. 0. F.
Meets first and third Thursdays. 7. W. Moore
N. g.; W. W. Tate, Secretary. go,
GOLDEN LODGE, No. s, A. o. q. W
Meets every second and fourth Wednesdays. W
S. Harroun, Master Workman; II. Lindheim
CARLETON POST, No. 8, G. A. R., meets
first ant third Wednesdays OF each month, al
their hall, south side of the plaza
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NOTICE
or the Establishment and Opening OF the
Colfax Land District In the Terri
tory Of New Mexico.

U. S. LAND OFFICE,
Santa Fe, N. NJ, July 10, 1891
Notice is hereby given that by an act
Of congress approved December is, 1888,
it is directed that all that portion of the
territory of New Mexico, bounded and de-
scribed as follows: Commencing at the
northeastern corner of said territory and
running thence west on the northern
boundary line Of said territory to the line
dividing ranges numbered twenty-four
and twenty-five; thence south on said
range line to the principal base-line run
ming east and west through said territory;
thence east on said base line to the eastern
boundary line of said territory, thence
north on said eastern boundary line to
the place of beginning, be, and is hereby
constituted new and separate land dis
trict, to be called the Colfax land district,
the land Office for which shall be located
in the town of Folsom, county of Colfax,
in the said territory of New Mexico.
And further notice is hereby given that
from and after August IL, 1889, the Unit
ed States land Office at Folsom, N. M,
will be open and ready for business, and
that no entries or filings OF final proofs of
any kind for any lands located within the
boundaries Of the Colfax land district as
above described will be received, filed,
entered or made at the U. 8. land office
at Santa Fe, N. M.
JAMES H. WALKER, Register.
JAS. A. SPRADIINa, Receiver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-07-18
How He Became Famous.

The Walker, Iowa, News, says "Our
old friend, Robert Baird, of Muscatine,
Iowa, has been secretary of the. state
senate and an active politician for years,
but was never generally known until he
had the collie and used Chamberlain g
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy, and
got into one of their advertisements. Now
he is famous" Here is what Mr.. Baird
said: "While in Des Moines, was taken
with severe attack of bowel complaint.
For two days I suffered intensely, trying
several drug stores and paying them foS
relief, but in vain. l finally bought a
small bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrh9a Remedy, and two
doses of that brought me out all right.
1t costs less than the drug store prepara-
tons and have the balance for future
use. l consider it q grand remedy" 25
and SO cent bottles for sale by G. NJ.
Dreamer,
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TERRITORIAL TOPICS.

| Cruces note: About 1000 acres O
wheat have been harvested on the ives
de of the Rio Grande, in this county
lis season. The same land is good for
arop of corn this year
A bunch of thirteen head OF horses
vas stolen on the Goth of June from the
| Alamo Gordo ranch, and any information
leading to their recovery will no doub
receive the proper reward from Sheriff
Lopez.-Optic.
Louis Ilfeld has the stone foundation
| Tor his new dwelling finished, and the
| brick layers will rush the walls up rapidly
The roof ON the house in the rear OF tlI'
dwelling for storing the workmen's tooli
is nearly completed. Citizen.
Judge John r. McFie made hurried
"Trip to Albuquerque Wednesday and OBJ
tanned the consent of Judge Lee to come
to Las Cruces during the regular term t.
hold court for two weeks, trying cases il
which Judge McFie is interested Re
publican.
We learn ON good authority that rate
will shortly be announced on car load
lots of mixed fruits from the Mesilla val.
ley to Colorado points at 80 cents. This
will give our fruit growers and commits
sion men big advantage over California,
the rate from there to Colorado being
$l.20.-Mesilla Democrat.
Cruces waf: The apple, pear and
peach trees and grape vines in the Me-
sllla valley are loaded with fruit this sea-
son, and most of the fruit is OF fine
quality. Some of the Oldest of the
numerous orchards and vineyards that
have been planted within the last couple
OF years are now coming into bearing.
Judge Wood little over two years ago
planted peach orchard with trees whose
stems were no thicker than lead pencils.
Now these are strong, sturdy young
trees, many OF which have as much
Us 100 pounds OF delicious fruit apiece on
them. Next season the produce OF the
young orchards just coming into bearing
will largely increase the amount of fruit
for shipment.
Charles w. Greene, in private letter,
writing of the Pecos canal company says ::
-Four hundred thousand dollars par value
Of the stock has been sold, realizing $780,
600, and 5000, 900 of bonds have been is
sued, of which $4,000 have been sold
and the balance can be placed at the
pleasure of the company. Contracts have
been let for the construction of both the
northern and southern canals, to be COM
pleted about the 18th Of December this
year, for On aggregate length Of ninety-tive
miles, and with capacity to irrigate and
reclaim upward Of 100000 acres of us
choice land as there is in the western
country. The undertaking is one of very
great importance to the territory as a
whole, as it is developing an interest that
can be extended to reclaim millions OF
acres of land within the territory. 1t is
in the hands Of strong men, and as above
stated, the money is at command to do
the entire work without delay. The val
ley is capable Of supporting population
of 100, 900 people, and the company is ad-
vertising extensively with view to max
ing its resources known and attracting the
better class Of immigrants.
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Notice of Execution Sale of Real
Estate.


In the r::,stlict Court for Santa Fe County,
New Mexico.
Harvey T. Weeks, plaintiff, vs.. The Clio
rieta Copper Company, defendant.
No. 26l6, assumpsit.
To whom it may concern: By virtue of
an execution to me directed, issuing out
OF the above named court and under its
seal, in the above entitled cause, dated
tie 18th day of June, A. D. 1889, have
levied upon the real estate and property
below described as the property Of said
defendant company, to satisfy judgment
of said court rendered in said cause on
the 22d day of February, A. d. 1889,
against said defendant in an action of as
sumpsit on promssory note, which said
Judgment was for the sum Of four thous-
and four hundred and twenty-five dollars
and sixty-eight cents debt and damages,
and four dollars and fifteen cents costs, and
bears interest at the rate of 6 per cent per
annum from that date up to the date OF
sale hereinafter mentioned; and by virtue
of the powers vested in me by law and
the order of said court I, Francisco Cha
vez, sheriff of Santa Fe county, New
Mexico, will on SATURDAY, the goth
DAY OF JULY, A. D. 1889, at the south
door of the court house in Santa Fe, in
said county, at the hour of O'clock a. m.
of said day, expose and offer for sale, for
cash in hand, to the highest bidder, all
the right, title and interest of the Glorieta
Copper company in or to the following de-
scribed real estate: Mill, buildings, fix
lures and machinery situate in said county
of Santa Fe, New Mexico, and more fully
described as follows, to-wit: A certain
tract of land located by said defendant as
a mill site, in said county of Santa Fe, and
being five hundred feet long by three
hundred and fifty feet wide, in the e. "a OF
the 8. g. d of sec. ID, town. Is north, Of
r. II east, according to the United States
surveys for the territory Of New Mexico,
and known as the Glorieta Copper com.
pany's mill site, and extending from the
n. e. corner of said company's mill one
hundred feet in northerly direction to q
monument of stone ;thencethree hundred
feet in all easterly direction to another
monument of stone, which is the n. 9.
corner of said claim thence in southerly
direction three hundred and fifty feet tc
another monument of stone, which is the
9. e. corner of said claim thence in west
erly direction five hundred feet to another
monument of stone, which forms the 8. W
corner of said claim thence in northerly
direction three hundred and fifty feet t.
another monument Of stone, which form.
the n. W. corner OF said claim; thence ir
an easterly direction two hundred feet Il
the first above mentioned monument o
stone, which is one hundred feet norther
ly of the place of beginning, containing
about four and one.half acres of land
more or less, together with the mills
buildings, shops, engines, boilers, ma
chinery, shaiting, betting, fixtures ant
: appurtenances therein and thereon, TO
t the purpose of paying and satisfying sal,
Judgment and execution, together will
/ costs and the costs of this sale. ..
r FRANCISCO CHAVEZ,
| Sheriff of Santa Fe County, New Mexico
Dated June Fl, 1889.
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Trinidad's WAY

A. V. Cool, leading man of the Streator
ILL.,, foundry that proposes to remove tt
this city, stated in letter received by F
A. Morath yesterday that two acres Of
certain land owned by Messrs. Jafa
Sanders and others would do for a site.
To this should be added freight on two
cars machinery from Chicago. The
freight would probably be $500 to $3.50
The land would cost probably $500. Deed
would be given on completion OF build
ings. This representatives, us as reason
able, and one that should be taken with.
out hesitation. Citizen.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-07-18

If YOU snfler with asthma, bronchitis, OF
any other disease of the throat or lungs
nothing can surprise you more than the
rapid improvement that will follow the
use of Santa Able. If you are troubled
with catarrh, and have tried other medi-
clnes, you will be unable to express you,
amazement at the marvellous and instanta-
neous curative power Of California Cat-R-
Cure. These remedies are not secret
compounds, but natural productions Of
California. Sold at 81 a package; three
for $3.50, and guaranteed by G, NJ.
Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-07-18

Laura" said the young lady's mother
not unkindly, lit seems to me that you
had the gas turned rather low last even
ing"
at was solely for economy, mamma
the maiden answered
"There is no use trying to beat the gas
company, my daughter. | have noticed
that the shutting Off of the gas is always
followed by corresponding increase Of
pressure"
"Well, that lessons the waist, doesn't
it, mamma dear?" replied the artless girl
And her fond parent had to admit it,
Terre Haute Express.