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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08
A Receipt for Umpires


If you want receipt for that popular mystery
known 70 US all as umpire Of games,
Take all famed men in the baseball history
Rattle together their various names.
The voice Of Jack Crooks with its fog horn mo
notony;
The legs Of hank Tuck, now the feminine rage;
The brains of Briody, providing he's got any;
The eyes of young Meekn, not dimned with old
age.
The base running science OF Murphy Patrieius,
The cunning Of Carroll In daring to do;
The strength shown by Foster in strokes that are
vicious
The nerve Of enc Reilly IN tying his shoe.
The "oae ban'' Of Sandy. down the oesophagus
The grit Of Dave Force when he cries; Take
your base;"
The lone strike Of DoescbeT. as from sarcoph
agus;
The Feet footed Hsnscom with reindeer ike
pace
Caravan. MorrisSey. Turner and Kreig.
WerTick, Mscular and Cline of our league;
Take of these elements all that's empirical;
Cast out the parts that you think are satiricai:
Boil the whole down, then take of the scum,
And On urpirs you'n find IL the residuum.
Minneapolis Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08
Liverpool Grain.

LIVERPOOL Sept. 7.-wheat--Dull holders
offer moderately.
Cofn-Demand fair
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08

The most stylish assortment of fall hats
70 be found in the city are at Nine. Lambs
miIliparv narIorc M % Main atraa+
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08
Poor Baby.

"Were you at the party last night. Brown
hyT
mo; my wife went stayed at home and
took care of the baby"
"Well, what kind Of a time did you have9'
Rocky. "-Commercia Traveller.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08

HAVE you tried the Egg Phosphate at
Ross Pharmacyl
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08
HAPKET REPORTS.
KEW. OLD.
GRAIN AND HAY.

Wholesale: retail about Is per cent higher.
corrected daily by THE HERALD.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08
Norniag Railroad Stocks.
NEW Worry Sent
Chlcagn Prnduce Market.

CHICAGO, Sept. 7.-Close-Wheat,-Ea
cash, Is; October, 7GiS December n Ills.
Corn-Steady; cash, Si&, October, S3ls; De
cember, 52H.
Oats-Steady; cash. ie; October. 1875 Deem
Der, 1913.
Barley-Nothing doing.
Pork-strong; higher; cash, Iia5; October,
1l.40.
Lard-steady; cash. 500; October. 5s2ls: De
cember, 5511%.
AFTERNOON.
Rye-Dull; cash, AK.
Barley-September, 60966
Whisky-1.02.
Dry salt meats-Unchanged
Short ribs-5.05D5l0.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08
Dot's Theory.

DOt's Theory.
Il was little Dots first visit to farm, and
she went with her aunt to see how the pigs
were fed. The little one gazed in astonish
ment at the young porkers for moment, and
then placing Der hand on her curly hair she
said rehectively.
"Auntieio
Eyes dear
docs 20 put all the piggies' tails up in
curl papersFa-New York World
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08
WALL PAPER
WHEELS AND WEEELMEN.

And ingrains, decorations, magnifice
inc, at Dinwoodey's.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08

Victor cycles, the king of safeties. Victor
junior is the best boys wheel made. S. J.
Jensen, agent, 20 Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08

Warwick drop frame safety perfection
bicycle. Look at this wheel before buying
Boys Dandy Safeties. NJ r Evans, %
and4 Second South street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08

First-class bicycle, gun and general re-
pairing at NJ. r. EVANS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-09-08

The Columbia bicycles are the favorites.
Safeties and tricycles perfection. Buy only
the best G. W. Gushing, agent.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
A L:fc SAVING Dress.

Tho rrobicrn Of q life saving dress
which Shall be what its name implies is
one that has often been attempted, but
in one point or other is as yet unsOlved.
A Michigan diver claims, however, to
have discovered q solution.
The dress is q combination Of q divers
suit and the famous Paul Doyton rig. It
differs from the latter in that it is not in
lated, and resembles the former in that q
helmet with c~Ontrivances for seeing end
breathing forms part of the outfit. Tie
principal garment resembles a chiidS
nightdrpss. being wide enough at the
neck to admit the body, and possessing
arms and legs. The necLband is fastened
with u simple cOntriyancc, and it is
claimed that by means Of a series Of
overlapping folIsin the junction between
the headpiece and the lower garment a
person incased can breathe freely.
Around the waist is a peculiarly 0
structcd life preserver, capable Of sup
porting ten times the weight OF Il large
man, and at tho feet are leadan soies, the
object of which is 10 maintain the wearer
in an upright position in the water. 1t is
claimed that a person can rig himself
or herself-the garment is fitted for wO-
men as well as men-inSide OF two
minutes, and that when once incased
sinking is an absolute impossibility. The
inventor claims that fully 30 per cent. of
people who are supposed to have been
drowned are in reality killed by expos
IRE. To obviate this difficulty the rub
her suit is constructed with g view to re-
tanning the heat Of the human body and
at the same time to protect it from the
water. Chicago Tribune.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28

Just sixty years ago Jackson's first
election took place, and | find by refer
enc to Niles Register that the details
were uncertain so late as the eth of the
following December. This fact is given
In the following paragraphs:
ga letter from a member of the COM
mittee of Pittsburg, dated Dec. "a, to a
friend says that a reply has lust been re-
ceived from Gen. jackson. He states
that it would give him great pleasure to
accept our invitation, but he thought
any arrangement relative to it should be
deferred until the result of the election
was perfectly a~scertained. Then if the
circumstances permitted he would be
happy to become the guest of u city,
The above paragraph appeared in
Niles Register of Jan. 10, 1890, more
than two months after the election. The
result, however, had been coniectured as
early as the 22d Of November, and The
Register of that date says: nNot heard
from-Rhode Island, South Carolina,
Tennessee, Alabama, Louisiana, Missis-
sippi, Illinois and Missouri, all of which
but Rhode Island and Louisiana are con-
coded to jackson, so that he will be
elected by q very large majority. We
shall at some future period present a full
tabular statement showing all the votes
in the several states. New York Cor,
Troy Times.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
Railroad in the Arctic Circle.

An important engineering enterprise
now in progress lisa railroad in the arc
tic circle. The Swedish and Norwegian
railroad now building from Lulea, on
the Gulf of Bothnia, to LufToden, On the
North sea, is partly situated within the
arctic circle and is some 1900 miles fur
Their north than any railroad in Canada.
An interesting meteorological fact stated
in relation to this work is that the snow
fail is bound to be actually less than ir
some more southern attitudes, while the
darkness of the long winter nights has
been partly compensated by the light OF
the aurora. The object in view in con-
structing this line Is to tap the enormous
deposits of iron ore in the Gcliivara
mountains. the approximate exhaustion
of the ore in the Bilbao district render
ing very desirable q new~ield of non
phOsphoric ore suitable for steel rail
maEing.--Brooklyn Eagle
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
Eject of Stage Cosmhtics.

AS to the effect Of make up''-that Is,
of paints-upon the health o word may
be of both interest and use. The opinion
that they are very delctcrious is Just
about as unintelligent and false as the
opposite, which prOclaims them innocu-
Gus. Any cosmetic is injurious to the
complexion. The mere mechanical ac-
Sion toughens the skin and enlarges the
pores. 1 question if there be a profess
sional of five years experience whose
epidermis had not assumed a tint and
hardness inconsistent with the highest
beauty. But this is the limit of the in
Jury as far a the vast majority Of stage
pigments is concerned. On the other
hand, the p~erspiration induced by ex-
rcitement, bard work, and, it may be,
heated dressing rooms, and the repeated
washings and scrubbings to which the
face is forever subjected, keep the skin
in excellent condition and prevent the
eruptions and blemishcs so common to
the outside world. In many cases when
actors are naturally careless O.. their APP
pearance and negiectful, make UP" is a
blessing and bestows upon them a
healthier and handsomer complexion
than they would otherwise have
Drake MAGAZINE.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
Oldest House ., ch,..co.

The Oldest building in the city, which
stands at the corner of jefferson and
Jackson streets, has been sold, and is to
be moved to a loton Owasco street, east
Of California venue The building is a
two story frame, and as near as it, is.
tory can be traced was built in LIS,
when the land thereabouts was either a
swamp OF under cultivation. 1t was
owned by old DIR. Ingalls, for a number
of years, but at the time of its sale be-
longed to Arthur Farrar. 1t was sold
through McAuley G. Elliott, the real es-
tate dealers, and came about in the regu-
lar course of their business. They had
sold a lot to a Mr.. Carpenter, and in
looking for a house to put on it found
the structure in question, which was
bought for a mere song, neither they nor
the purchaser knowing anything Of its
history at the time. 1t had been unoccu-
pied for several years, but beyond the
windows and doors being broken was in
a remarkable state of preservation
Chicago Times,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
All About

Will my youngest American readers-
attention?
All, here you are! Wen, my little
ones, as you very Oon are to begin to
learn your letters, if, indeed, you are not
already learning them. it may interest
you to know that the babies Of other
countries, as well as baby Americans,
are expected - know their alphabets at
a very early age; and some Of them, be-
cause there are more letters in their
%alphabets, have even a harder time than
you do. Some again have less to learn.
For instance, asa sprightl; and learned
correspondent informs this pupil, the
Sandwich Island alphabet has only 10
letters; the Burmese, 10; the Italian, 90;
the Bengalese, 81; the Hebrew, Syriac,
Chaldee, Samaritan and Latin, 90 each:
bhe French, %; the Greek, "a; the Ger
man and Dutch, 90 each; the Spanish
and Slayonic, 81 each. But, On the other
hand, the Arabic has 2S; the Persian and
Coptic, 50; the Georgian, 30; the Arme-
MAN, SO; the Russian, II; the Muscovite,
43; the Sansizrit and Japanese, so; the
Ethiopic and Tartaric, 2G2.
If this information bewilGers YOU, nv
poor little letter learners, don't mind it.
1t will keep. One Of these DAYS you will
be big and able to play tag, and, later on,
baseball in these languages. Then, a few
letters, more Or less, in any one of them,
will be a matter of small consequence to
you. Even now, 1 dare say, after what
/ have told you, yo~'d be able to play
with the letter blocks Of any country. In
truth, if l were you, l think ! should pre-
fer a box of Ethiopic Or Tartaric letter
',locks to begin Whilst. Nicholas.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
Archimedes a. tha Ierer.

We apologize for mistakes made in all
former issues and say they were mex
cusable, as all an editor has to do is to
hunt news, and clean the rollers, and set
type, and sweep the floor, and pen short
items, and fold papers, and write wrap
pers, and make the paste, and mail the
papers, n talk TO visitors, and distrib-
ute type, and carry water, and saw
wood, and read the proofs, and correct
the mistakes, and hunt the shears ia
write editorials, and dodge the bills, and
dun deinquents, and take cussings from
the whole force, and tell our subscribers
that we need money. Wesay that we've
no business to make mistakes while at
tending to these little matters, and get
ting our living on gopher tail soup
favored with imagination, and wearing
old shoes and no collar, and a patch on
u pants, obliged to turn a smiling
countenance to the man who tells us our
paper isn't worth 81 anyhow, and that
he could make a better one with his eyes
shut.-Leman Qowa) Globe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
An InfailibIe Coin Tester.

The Siamese ape is said to be in great
request among Siamese merchants as a
cashier in their counting houses. Vast
quantities of base coin obtain circulation
in Siam, and the faculty of discrimina.
ton between good moneyand bad would
appear to be possessed by these gifted
monkeys in such an extraordinary de.
gree of Development that no human be.
ing, however carefully trained, can
compete with them. The cashier ape
meditatively puts into his mouth each
coin presented to him in business pay.
ment" and tests it with great delibera.
ton. His method Of testing is regarded
in commercial circles as infaliible; and,
as a matter of fact, his decision is uni.
for1nly accepted by all parties interested
in the transaction. London It'd Bits.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
llIHAT
M Ais
YOU?

Do you feel dull. languid, low-spirited, life
less, and indescribably miserable, both physi-
cally and mentally; experience q sense OF
fullness or bloating after eating, or Of gone
ing, tongue coated, bitter or bad taste in
mouth, irregular appetite, dizziness, frequent
headaches, blurred eyesight, floating specks"
before the eyes, nervous prOStratlon or ex-
haustion. irritability, Of temper. hot fHshes,
biting, transient pains here and there. cold
feet, drowsiness after meals, wakefulneSS, or
disturbed and undressing sleep, constant,
indescribable feeling of dread, or of impend-
ing calamity?
If you have all, or any considerable number
of these symptoms, you are suffering from
chat most common Of American maiadies-
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more
greater the number and diversity of symp-
toms. No matter what stage it has reached,
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
will subdue It, if taken according to direc-
tom for a reasonable length of time. If not
cured, complications multiply and Consump-
rheumatism, Kidney Disease, or other grave
maladies are quite liable to set in and, sooner
or later, induce a fatal termination.
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis.
cOVery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through that great blood purifying organ,
~purities, from whatever cause arising. It is
equally efIicaciOuS in acting upon the Kid
neys. and other eXcretory organs, cleansing.
strengthening, and healing their diseases. As
digestion and nutrition. thereby building up
both flesh and strength. In malarial districts.
this wonderful medicine has gained great
celebrity in curing Fever and Ague, Chills and
Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases.
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28

One of the editors of this paper was
assaulted by a drunken Mexican the
other day while crossing the turbid cur
rent of events which divides the two
republics, but r~efrained from adopting a
policy of retaliation from a bashful hest
Eancy of becoming the subject of inter
national controversy and an unwilling
ness to deprive this section Of his bril-,
liant contributions to the columns of The
Guide. Now is the time to subscribe
Eagle Pass TEX Guide,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
30 Comes Uich.

Frank r. Stockton, the author of THE
Lady or the Tiger is a small viry man
with electric eyes and o swarthy COM
pleXion. He measures you IL his minds
eye much as a tailor does frCri tip to toe.
He seldom speaks above q sUhdued con-
versational whisper and never until
spoken TO-. His copy is lcgiI.c IS print
and sinSularly free from erssiuHs. In
his library, at Madison, n. j., he has a
hammock in which he thinks out his
ideas and he will, if necessary. spend
three days in writing 900 words, hence
the mosaic perfection Of his works. lie
will rot write q short story for less than
81 ,000.-Cor. The Epoch.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
The Method of 1t.

Miss Berg-You surely didn't shoot
that poor, little, half starved rabbit?
Mr.. Nerve-Why, no; l wouldn't do ~
thing like that. He was coming u
from under a wall. and l simply dubbed
min, with the butt Of my gun, stamped
on him, and, to make sure he was mine,
banged his head against a tree. INDIAN
Npolis Sentinel.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
A Book for Gentlemen of the noad.

First Tramp say. pard, there's q
book in this window that we ought to
buy.
Second Tramp-What's der title:
First TrampIts "Hints on Gentle
mems Dress. "-BOston Courier.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28

ESF Close Connexions made in Union De-
pot with all trains of the 81. Paul. MiuneapO.
lis aud Manitoba: Northern Pacific; ST. Paul
and Duluth Rally aNS. from and TO all points
North and Northwest!
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
CURES ALL HuM0RS.

worst scrofuia. salt-rheum, "Fever-sores,"
seaiy or ~ Rough Ss9 h, Skin .r IN s short, all diseases lis aSis
powerful, purifying, and invigorating medi-
cine. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under
its benign influence. Especially has it mani
tested its potency in curing letter, Eczema,
Erysipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Scroll
ulous Sores and S%wellings, Hip-joint Disease,
" White Swellings," Goitre, or Thick Neck,
and Enlarged Glands. Send ten cents in
stamps for a large Treatise, with colored
plates, on Skin Diseases, or the same amount
for q Treatise on ScrOfulOuS Affections.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
a Charm Against rhcumati4rn.

Ever since the year | people have car
ried buckeyes in their pockets asa charm
against rhcum1tlstn. ard o comes a
II !. .se ca.iiGi, Is eNea a sovereign
balm and cordial to all the ills, aches,
pains and dwellings Of q hmpipg world
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
He-Oh, I'm down here attending the
of Pharmacy, over here On Court

She-And so you I going to be a
farmer? How nice that viii be (glee-
fully clapping her hands). -EXchange.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28
She Was Only Mistaken.

A pretty girl and a young gentleman
met On West Seventh street, Cincinnati,
and the following conversation took
place:
Shc-Why, Will! What are you do
ing down here? thought you were in
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1889-02-28

Will my youngest American readers
my very youngest-please give me their
attention?
Sacramento daily record-union., 1889-06-10
PHENIN LIKE.
Seattle VIII Rise Out of Her Ashes :
Grand City.

Seattle VIII Rise Out of Her Ashes a
Grand City.
SEATTLE, June 9th.-H. F. Mcneil, Resi-
dent Manager of the Oregon Improvement
Company, v hich lost 100000 by the fire,
said to-day We will Immediately re-
build our saw-mills coal bunkers, wharf
and $500, 900, All that l have done is ap-
proved by Elijah Smith. the President OF
the company Mr.. Mcneil says he con-
slders that no permanent injury has been
done the city. Toklas, Singerman & Co.
who lost $500 GOO by the fire, say they will
Immediately rebuild their splendid brick
tve-storied block. In the meantime they
Will open N temporary store.
John Collins, who lost $S50,000, says he
Will Immediately build larger and better
Occidental Hotel than ever.
Angus Mcintosh, of the First National
Bank, says be will Immediately reconstruct
the bank building.
NJ. J. Frye, who lost S75, 600 in the Opera
House block, says the contract for re.
building the Opera House is already let,
and it viii DE a finer building than the
old one
The Stetson Post Mill Company will re-
build larger and better mill than ever al
cost of Sl50,0O0.
Dexter, Horton & Co. will erect on the
old site the nnest bank building in the
North west.
Ex-Mayor Yesler, who lost 5000 by
the fire viii rebuild his building and
wharves at once.
The Post I1tcllgencer expects to build the
finest newspaper Office in the Northwest.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1889-06-10
ABOUT AUBURN.
Newsy Notes Taken From the Columns of
Her Local Papers.
Placer Herald limo Stb

lEAdCeI IieTdIu June Stn.
General Hamilton is on the sick list.
VIM. Dunlap and family now OCCUPY
! their new residence on Cherry avenue.
Captain E. L. Hawk says his pears and
| grapes never looked finer.
| Mrs. DR.. a. S. Dubois. of San Leandro is
visiting Mrs. D. w. Lubbock in Auburn.
Miss Peterson, of San Francisco, was the
| guest OF Miss Lizzie Powers last week.
| }. Il. Prewett has become an accomplished
| bicyclist
Auburn has 800 school children between
the ages of and II.
Some fifty odd men are EMPLOYED in
building the iron railroad bridge across
! Long rayine.
Work on Corey and Davis new building.
near the Putnam House, is progressing
rapidly.
Mrs. L. B. Newcomb left on a visit to
| the East Tuesday evening.
George Hamilton came home from Colusa
on short visit this week.
Active operations on large scale at
the Bellevue mine will be started immedi
ately.
Ladies will give an ice cream social at
| the Congregational Church next Thursday
| evening.
W. NJ. Crutcher will start on revenue
! tour soon, be will include Amador county
| IN his round.
Bell q Hill have erected a building for
| generating electricity, on land purchased of
Al Armbuster.
Western Placer is vast wheatfeld, and
| the farmers are confident of gathering an
| immense crop.
1t is reported that very rich gravel has
been struck in the Red Point 1nine. AS
| much as four ounces have been taken from
a painful of gravel.
}. b. Hobson has struck very rich ore in
his Birthstone Plains quartz mine at the
2OO-foot level. The rock is alive with
! gold, according to report.
| Mrs. NJ. N. Murphy returned home last
| Sunday after an eisht-months' visit to Des
! MONIES, Iowa. Her mother was somewhat
better when she left.
! Superintendent Dodge is running a drift
above the tunnel in the Baker Divide
mine.
Placer Argus June Sth
Mrs. Wlnders of Oakland is visiting old
| acquaintance in Auburn.
.. W. Hollenbeck was reelected School
Trustee on Tuesday without opposition.
u. w. McCreedy, proprietor of the Amer
lean Hotel, is quite i'll with rheumatism.
Fourteen Cinnamon were arrested by
! Constable Waldo on Friday for violating
| Ordinance No. II.
| '9S' iP'iOi lIStS lDT ilS JOlDStOWD
sufferers loot mp at the time of going to
press about 5000
}: NJ. Kirk, who bought portion of the
Slade tract and set out l 800 trees this wear
reports all of them thriving. He will
shortly lay water-plpes TO cover his entire
! ranch.
Ed. II. Fleming of Sacramento late of
Texas, is at Freeman's, representing the
bush cactus, which he is introducing for
hedge fence. Mr.. Fleming has at his room
specimens of the cactus and says it is rabbit
| proof.
Sergeant Walter W. Woodruff, who it
| will be remembered visited his mother.
Mrs; Anna Woodruff, last fall, has received
his discharge from the army, and will soon
be here. His mother, who is in delicate
health, is rejoiced at the early return of her
| son.