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TIL. Newspaper Law.

The following is the law as i,
stands relating to newspapers snc
subscriptions;
/. Subscribers VIII do not civ,
express noricc TO the contrary ar,
considered wishing to ntinuc ,hcil
Subscriptions.
.. ANY person who takes n pa
PEI regularly from the post-ufiice
whether directed in his name o,
another's. o. whether he had sub
scrited d'rno', Irresponsible FOR pay
mcnt
!. II n person orders his paper
aI>centinped he must pay arrears
or The publisher may continue 10
send it unit PAWN ~ is mall. and
then collect the whole amount
whcthcr the paper is taken from thc
post-oilice or no'.
4 Tue courts have dec ded that
refusing To tak- newspapers or pc,
r'odicals from tie p s'-ofiic-, or re
moving and leaving them uncalled
for, isprima fdcie evidence of inten
tl"nal fraud.
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CERED0.MAYNE CO. W. VA, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY g. Isso


l. Always look ia the direction IL
which YOU are moving.
2 Never leave car or other pub
lie vehicle wh,n IT j. in motion.
8. Never put our head or arm,
on, of vehicle, hen !, is IN mo
ton.
4. IL u horse runs away with you
remain in the vehicle rather than
I risk the danger of jumping from IT,
.. In thunder storms keep ava,
from trees, metallic substances
doors and windows. The lower
part of n house is the safer.
q. Never play with fire arms. Al
ways keep them beyond the reach
OF children.
4 Avoid charcoal fumes, they
are deadly when conhned in a close
room.
s. Illuminating gas; hc sure Ia
turn II oil. Never blow IL cut.
.. When gas can hc smclt in an
apartment always air the room well
before striking = match or bringing
a Il hi.
10. When very cold move quick
ly. Ifany part Of the body j. ito
zcs, rub 1t with snow, and keep
from the fire
IL. Change we, clothing as soon
rs possible.
II. Carefully avoid exposure in
malarial districts at night.
IL. 1t necessary to go into an old
vault or well, first introduce a burn.
ing candle. IL the light burns low
and finally goes out, car Ibonic acid
gas Is present, aud the place is un-
safe to enter. UnSlnckcd lime will
absorb the gas and purify the air.
IL Avoid walking on railroad
tracks and icy sidewalks.
10. When awake, very young
children should never be left alone.
l6 Do not go pear dagerous ma.
ehincry with loose hair OF flowing
ments
IL. Never touch gunpowdcr after
dark
is. Never fondlc a strange dog.
10. Never light fire with kero.
senc.
~. Fill and trim your lamps in
the daytime. Never trim or fll a
lighted lamp.
II. Keep matches in closed tin
box.
y. Have your horses rough.shod
rs soon AS the ground freezes.
%. When feeling dizzy or seasick
lie down.
-. Do no, close the dampcr of
your stove too early. Better waste
coal than run the risk OF sufloeaiion
by gas.
20. When climhinga ladder, look
up and not down.
20. In rnilroad travelling take the
ceptre OF the car aud middle car Of
the train for safety.
u. Ent only pure food, drink on
~ pure liquids. think only pure
thoughts, and keep Your blood pure.
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The American Ideal.

An independent young man;
"A righ, kind of stuff young man:
y deep, comprehensive,
Plain spoken, sensible,
Thoroughly scli-madc young man.
a MOTTO he-bcetcn young man;
An up.to thc-tront young man:
y genuine, plucky,
ilappy go.lucky.
Try u again young man.
a knowledge seeking young man /;
A zeal wide-awake Young man;
y working in season,
Find ont the reason,
Not to smart To learn young man.
y look.ou for Others young man:
n practice not.preach young man;
Kind, sympathelic,
Nor all throretic,
One-in a.thonsand young man.
An afable. courteous young man:
n know-what.to SAY Young man;
\ knight Of true chivalry,
frank in delivery,
Making-his.mark young man.
a nowadays scarce young man:
\ hard-to- he. found Young man;
A perfectly SELF posed.
No, always over. dressed,
Kind that | like young man.
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Causes for Divorce.

Attempt on He" in Illinois.
Fugitive from Justice" in VIr-
ginia.
"Ungovernablc temper in Ken
lucky.
Parties cannot live in peace aud
union" in Utah.
Amy gross neglect Of duty" in
Kansas and Ohio.
Gross misbehavior OF wicked
ness" in Rhode Island
"Mcn;al ineapaeity at time OF
marriage" in Georgia.
Wilml descriion for five years Is
cause in two States.
Ftaud and fraudulent contract is q
cause in nine States.
imprisonment for felony is n
cause IN all States except ten.
Refusal of wife to remove into
the State, in Tennessee.
Absence without being heard
from is a Cause in scvcal States.
Wilful dcscrlion for three years
is cause IN fourteen States.
Physical inability is cause i'm all
States and Territories except ten.
Habitual drunkenness is cause
in all States and Territories except
ten.
"lIaLitul indulgence in violent
and ungovcrnabie temper" in Flor.
ida.
Wilful de.eriion FOR one year is y
cause in fifteen S:ntcs aud Terrific
ries.
Settled aversion, which tend to
destroy all peace and happiness, in
Kentucky.
Husband no'priously immoral
before marriage. unknown to wife, ("
in West Virginia
Three years with any religious
society that otlieyes the marriage
relation unlawful" in Massachns-
eits.
Joining any religious sect that
believes marriage unlawful. and re-
fusing 10 cohabit six monlh," in
New Hampshire.
"Such irdignifies as re, der lie
burdensomc," in Missouri, Ore.
gon. Pennsylvsnia, Washington.
repitory and Wyoming.
The violation Of the marriage
vow is cause for absolute divorce
excepting in South Carolina and
New Mexico, which have no di.
vorce laws.
Cruel treatment, outfages or ex.
cesscs such as 10 render their living
together insuppotable,v IN Arknn.
sas, Kentucky. LOuisiana, Missouri
Tennessee and Texas.
Cruel and abusive treatment Is 3
cause in all States and Tcrritorie,
except New Jersey, New Mexico
New York. North Carolina, Souif
Carolina, Virginia aud West Vir
ginia.
Failnre of Of the husband 20 pro
vide. no time specified, is cause IL
nine States; Tor one year it 81
cau.e in five Sfates, aud Tor tw,
years it is all that is necessary 81
Two States.
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NUMBER Is.
What May bc Heard at n Fash.
ionable Wedding in Clurcl.

| ""'s nht 'F heoru nt Fash
"""bie Wedding in Church.
Here shc comes.
Pretty, ISN'T shci
Who made her drcSss
j. il surah silk or sauns
Il her vail real lace,
shes e. white as the WALL
Wonder how much he's worth;
Did he give her those diamond.s ,
Hes scared TO dcathl
Int she the COO! pieces
That trains a horrid shape,
Isn't her mother dowdv1
Arcn I the bridcmaids homelyS
That's a handsome ushcri
Hasn't she q cute lille hand,
Wonder what number her gloves
arc.
They say her shoes arc fivcs.
II his hair isn't parted in the mid
die,
Wonder wha, on earth she mar.
iic, him for:
For his money, of course!
Isn't he handsomes
He's homely as hcdgchogi
No, he's like n dancing master,
Good enough for her, anyway.
She always was stuck up thing.
She'll be worse than ever. novi
SEE jilied sam Somebody, didn't
shci
No, he never asked her.
Hes left town, anyway.
There, the ceremony has begun.
Isn't he awkwardi
White as his collar,
Why don't they hurry up.
Did she say she would "obey."
What precious fooli
There, they are married.
Doesn't she look happy,
Pity if she wouldn'tl
wish / were IN her pIaec.)
Doesn', she cling tightly to him,
thought
She has mortgage on him now:
Hope they'll be happy,
They say she's awful snart.
Too smart for him by a jugful.
There, they are getting in the
carriagel
Tha, magnificent dress will be
squashed'
The way she does look at himi
They say She worships himl
Worshipl She's only making be.
lieyel
It's kind o nice to get married,
isn't iii
No, It's dreadful bore.
Wasn't il stupid wedding'
What dowdy dresses,
III never 90 TO another,
I'm just suflocaledl
Tired To death.
Glad it's over,
Oh, dear!
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-02-06

West ~ Huntington trains rnn hy Captral
Tins. Main Line trRinS cast Of Huntington
run 10y Fasiern time. which l. one hour fas-
tee thHn Ceutrpi time.
No. I. daily from Ioui~ville. Cincinnati
aud Lexington Ia Washington aud the East
md Ricl'moi 4. Solid train aud Pullman
fiu"st Buffet sleeping cars.
No. ?. daily except SUNDAY. The Saturday
train rms only ~ FAR ~ Cl fion Forge Daily
except sunday between Clifton Forge aud
Old Point
No. 2. q lily EXCEPT SUNDAY 20 washinpt ~
Lenve Washington daily. Pullman ParIuf
cars New York 10 Washington New Pull
mBn Buffet Sleeping ears Washington and
Richmond 10 Louisville and Cgnrinnnft
No. /, tiiv except sunday. Pullman
~les plug cars Without chat ge. Clifton Forge
and White sulphur 10 Lexington.
Nos 5and 8. daily between Clifton Forge
and Ashland.
Old Dominion Steamers leave Norfolk on
Monday. Tuesday. Wed csday. Thursday and
sniurday ON arrival irnin 30 y ~; srri sc ls
New 1ofk next day afternoon
For rates Tickets. Baggage Checks, nppiy
10 Rny Office ~ G. & -. ny; or ID pot or Tick
ct once Of CONNIE eting lines.
j. T.. ODELB.
General Manager.
III. w. FULLER.
GEM pass'r Agt.
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lf'"i~ l'i Wv .-s.-s.... II
T. regular at.vcrt scrs. .............. Z
Regular adver,' .cnicrts. or moro Than hal.
q .iHIEn. qscrtrsiv ~ uf,nnoc
irahsicni aivcrt's mcn,> N advance
1ss Advance H. tho :nodium throuri
oh Q Adve1tisars orIi roach tho poo.
PIE OF Wayae coanty.
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Trains ! and run daily and carry IN,
hnssi IuiiinNn Buffet cHrs between Louis
vile. Washington, Cincinnati aud Ihch-
moud
Nos. and run daily except Sunday
for Information in regard to nckoiF rates
cic., apply to Ascntr, or wr tc to
W. W. MU>KoE, Genr Pass. Art.
]. u. YARRIScToS. Cd V. r. ~
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-02-06
Advice Easy to Give.

Don't worry.
Seek peace ard pursue il.
BE cheerful. "A light heart lives
long"
Work ike man, but don't be
worked TO death.
Never despair. Lost hope is a
fatal disease.
Spend less nervous energy each
day than you make.
Don't hurry. Too swift arrives
as tardy as too late.
Sleep and rest abuudantly
Sleep IS a,ure's benediction
Avoid passion and excitement
a moments passion may be fatal.
Associate with healthy people
Health is contagious as well ~ dis.
ease.
Don't oyereat Don't Starve
Let your moderation he known q
all men.
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Full many q man, who now doth
cheat fhe printer.
VIII waste his voice upon the
air,
And yainly sigh FOR cooling breeze
of winter
When be is punished for his sins
down there.
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lie was loaih 10 20. "It isn't 80
awiuily late is -, Laufa'" he asked
anxiously. mo. George" she re
Piled. "its carly Papa Won't begin
yelling at the hired to get ap lor
more than an hour SET.
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WANTED Travelling and I.o-
cal Statesmen

For Agricultural and Machinery spcciaitiea
10 sell - the trade. strfc agr. references.
amount expected for salary ana expenses.
Address Massey ( Co., Nontezufna. Ga.
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J@ rr,nftpx,

ANk'n's of .ioh Printing dv-r w'-h r-.,
p.-s r4,l { -p,tt % aud ~ pr.ccs a. low a. car
Be Hn0 dvd.
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MOODY says II be could 20 down
10 bis grave and have 70 honestly
written above if, lie did what he
could, be would rather have ia
than mQnunsnt Of gold reaching
70 heaven. DO all tie good YOU
can, 70 all The people you can, a.
long as ever you can.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-02-06

We find self-madc men vcry
often, but self.unmade ones a good
deal oftcner
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-02-06

The best things are accomplished
when hope walks hand in hand
with endeavor
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Life Is too short to dwell on fail-
ures push on to new succcss.
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a man is often highly esteemed
for what we don't know about him.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-02-06

Passionate expressions and vche-
ment assertions are no arguments
unless il be Of the weakness OF the
cause that is defended by them or
Of the man that defer dcd Il.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-02-06

Those who tfy 90 be smart at
other peoples expenses are often
stupid a. their own.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1889-02-06

For February gives two colored
plates, charming little moonlight
landscape and the FIRST Of series Of
fern designs for china decoration.
The black and white designs in
cl1de Easter decorations--ll lilies and
ecclesiastical designs for dorsel ard
banners, large f0ur Ia1s design
fora screen panel, the first Of Sc
fics representing the seasons; de-
signs for a plate (orchids), two sal.
ad plates, fish plate aud Royal
Worcester vase, striking double
page wiid-rosc design for carved
and perforated panel, and a pleasing
tapestry decoration. after Boucher,
"Thc Fountain Of Love" The
frontispiece - specially fine "fTead
Of a Creole The practical articles
relate 10 still fc, flower, water
color and tapestry painting, Easter
decoration. and home adOrnmcnt.
( a second useful letter is given, adj
dressed 70 young lady who asks
IF she can learn china painting
Amateur photography, fer begin
ners especially. receive great atten-
liOn. Articles Of particular interest
are the "iiint, from japanese
Homes, Mr kunz's talk about Jade.
tie review of the Architectural
7 Leaguc's Exhibition "Creta's"
Boston Letter, and. OF course, "My
I Note Book. Price % ccats Mon.
laguc MARK. Publshcr. - Union
Square. y. y
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IHE LocEsNirH or LY0Ss-Thc
hero of this remarkably vigorous
snd exciting romance is forced BY
adverse circumstance to become
ag humble workman. whcn by right
be- should be enjoying al ilic luxu-
ries of aiiluencc. Cuniact with the
common people. the producers Of
wealth, develops the nobility of bis
nafufc, be sets how they are 3D.
treated and dc.pised BY those
whom tbc chances oi fortune have
placed above them. and hc becomes
their advocate and defender Ills
power is 80 dreaded by unscrupu-
lous foes that be is made the victim
IT a startling accusation, and IS
punished for 3 crime De never com
mHicd a pleasing love story is
trtisiicaily woven with the more
exciting events of The. work and
the plot isa marvel OF iagsnuity.
Pfol W. Henry Peek IS the 8u.
thor. ard Street g Smiih are the
publishers Of this wciit1ld tale,
which IS in So q of ,hcir "Sca and
Shore Series
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OHIO RIVER R. z.
TIME TABLE.

Taking effect Dec. p. 1sss. Passenger trnips
Will run - follows Cehtral Time. Ail trains
daily except those marked thus which do
DOT run ON SUNDAY:
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when two men arc afcr one
boss wages are poor. when two
bosses arc after one workman wa.
gcs are high
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rrnns OF s:,n<,nl-r,nx.

o. sopy. one wear 81 ~ ~ paid II; ihctirr,
o. same = entered IN s.its-r ton Lo,As
Ansr u ''as ;. i-.a per !.a. ~. te char. oe
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The p'casantest things IN the
world re pleasant thought and The
great aft in lifc n 20 have az many
Of Them as possible
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N. N. & NJ. v. co.

EASTERN DIVISION.
Short Line TO ST. LOUIS
and points West-
Direct Connection Made n
Louisville
ut1
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Most unfortunate. Simpson
Oremulously) -" Emm1, darling. say
yes and there viii be another
Newsboy (ou,side )-"Big breach
Of promise casci Extrar
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Explorer Stanley has evidently
found himself llc should now t'e
string around his fogcr. So as 60
remember ~ where be Isl
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Women are frequently debarred
from acting on school boards of
church boards buI they can have q
complete monopoly on The wash.
boards.
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.1nis train docs not efOp.
JAY n NDHflitP. Rrcr and Gen1 Nang.f
G. >. WELTOS. Train Dispatcher
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1889-10-11
ANOTHER FAMILY OUT OFTR0U-
RLE AND, A. a RESULT, HAPPY.

Such remark rs this VIII always draw
the attention Of every good thinking man
or woman We all desire 10 be ont OF
trouble and happy, and when we read as
above, our hearts JOIN IN congratulations
This is one OF the many cases that our
heading meets execily:
~, q. w. Morley, .556l Howard Street,
have been severe sufferer for wears, and
have had the best doctors III San Francisco
attend me, without any results for the
better MY trouble was severe attacks OF
pains in my back and chest; headache; loss
ofappetite; lnngnid, tired Ceilings; skin
rough and greasy, and in tact, generally
broken down In health. lpur"hased two
bottles Of your Great Sierra Kidney and
Liver Cure, and after TWO weeks ! find
myself cured from NIL my ailments My
appetite IL fine, my pains are gone, my
skin IL clear. and ] can surely say am
we'll and will ever thank your wonderful
remedy for my health, and, In fact my life.
Very truly yours, g. w. MoRTLEY.
$685. Howard ST., San Francisco, CAL"
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1889-10-11

We'll. Mr.. Assessor, what are yot
going to make out Of your boyPn q
think he will 40 fora policemen, be-
cause ! can never find him when wanI
him. '--Eliegende Batter.
--Wife--''I hate this horrid dust that
Is blowing; II makes me keep my
mouth closed.n Husband Cam YOU
take some Of it home with youp'-
Omaha World.
Mrs. Hashcroft--"Did you ever
see any Of this leatherette, Mr.. Bill
ings, the latest substitute for leather"
Billings IL have often seen leather ct
as q substitute for piecrust. Mrs. Hash
croft.'-1erre Haute Express.
Mr.. Brief-"Your uncle has direct
cd In his will that you shall have one
cent" Mr.. Spendthrlft-- Good, kind
unclo!' lin sudden alarm) .Are you
sure, Mr. Brief, it isn't counterfeitP'
-Harper's Bazaar
-"Slr, Ialways aim to tell the truth, !"
remarked politician whose veracity
had been impugned. That may be
true. was the quick retort. ''but justice
compels the observation that you are
q mighty bad shot. IN. Y. Ledger
Ethel (musingly) -"l wonder why
Jack Forrest paid me so much atten-
tlon at the hop last night" Laura
Perhaps out OF pity. You know he
has most absurd ideas about doing his
duty. Chicago Journal.
Brown (to Black who is preparing
for European trip)-''How do you
get on with your languages, old fell
low" Black-"Capitally. Why, I've
got so now / can think in French. 4
Brown-"Well, that's blessing, for
It's more than you could ever do in En-
0iiah N-Tima
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1889-10-11
Can Life Be Prolonged?

The prolongation OF human life. the
restoration OF decayed functions To their
normal activity by electricity, even when
suggested as remote possibility, rouse
and chain the attention. When this sug.
gestion Is made by a man whose record Of
achievements has given him a reputation
ON two continents, and whose statements
are always received with respect. II not
smile, and we listen with the feeling that
the path Of discovery always runs through
apparent impossIbiities. No snap judg.
ment avnlls IN this modern age. To say OF
anything Tn At II can't be done Is TO exhibit
ignorance Of what has been done. Theage
OF miracles is mt In the past, but In the
present and future. We walk In the com
pany of maryels ev ry day, which the
science of electricity has recently achieved.
DIR. Darrin has at any rate given us some.
thing serious 10 think about, and encour
aged the hope Of new victories over the
ills 10 which flesh Is heir by his system OF
electromagnetic treatment, as the follow
ing references show:
Geo III. Papenberg, Tualtion. Or. Deaf
ness ten years 80 he could scarcely hear a
sound: cured in twenCy minutes.
Mrs. John McGinnis, Vancouver, w. 7.
--paralyzed arm cured sixteen years ago
by Dr. Darrin while Ia San Francisco.
Ex.Mayor c. H. Hills son, OF Albina,
Or.--Cured OF an offensive discharge OF
both ears since five months old.
John b. Dougherty, Roche Harbor, w.
T.--Hydrocele entirly cured aud removed
by one operation OF five minutes.
Mrs S. A. Woodens girl, 81 Columbia
street, Portlaud Nervous debility and
malarlal fever and discharging ear; re-
stored.
Wm. Altnow, Drewsey, Grant county,
Or Catarrhal deafness and ring In the
ears for twenty years; perfectly cured.
Mrs. 8. w, Metzgar, Gresham, Or Dys'
pepsia, liver complaint and pain In stom.
ach twenty-three years, restored.
Mrs. G. Msgenson, Merchants hotel,
Portland rheumatism, neuralgia, and
female trouble; cured permanently one
year ago.
W. L. 0ge Seatco, W. T.-Liver and
kidney complaint aud dyspepsia, also deaf
ness and whole system run down; cured.
William Little. Seattle. w. T,--Pain in
his chest OF over eight years standing; en-
tirey cured by electromagnetic treatment.
j. w. Zumwait, Albany, Or, formerly
of Moro, Wasco county Or y cured Of an
aggravated case OF rheumatism and spinal
complaint.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1889-10-11

About two years ago our daughter had con
gestion Of the kidneys, which developed int
Brights Disease. Her body was swollen 10 al
enormous slze--measurlng As inches aronnd
the waist. and IL inches below the knee. After
to have her try DR.. Kennedys "FAvoRITE REM
EDY," Of Rondout, N. Y. Gradually the swell
Ing was reduced from 45 to 2g inches She be.
gan to gain strength and was able to walk
without fatigue. We do not know how to ex.
press our gratitude for what II has done for our
child. We are confident the Favoritc Remedy
will do all that Is claimed for it--surely God
has blessed 1t In this case, and we earnestly
recommend 1t to oil suffering from kidney dis
orders--S. d. Van Buskirk, Demarest, N. Y.
DIR. KENNEDY'g FAv0RJTE REMEDY, made at
Rondout, N. Y. 81; for 81,
Send for book, how to cure Kidney, Liver and
Blood disorders.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1889-10-11

II on the right side and lower part of the
diaphragm, though playfully meant and de-
livered, is calculated 10 evoke profanity from a
chappy whose liver is out Of order. When that
region Is sore and congested, p0kes seem fiend.
iEh. Look al mans countenance ere you prod
him under the ribs. II his skin and eyeballs
have sallow tinge, you may infer also that his
tongue is fured, his breath apt to be sour, that
under the right shoulder.blade. Also, that his
bowels are irregular and his digestion impaired.
Instead OF making jocose demonstration on
his ribs rec,nmend him 10 take and steadily
persist In taking, Hostetters stomach Bitters,
extant Incompatible Is It, also, for dyspepsia,
rheumatism, nervousness, kidney trouble, and
lever and ague.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1889-10-11
pr-. OarrI.,- pine. Of Business.

Drs. Darrln can be consulted free at 20
Fifth street, corner of Mair, Portland.
Office hours, frsm 10 10 4 o'clock daily;
evenings, Z 10 &: Sundays. ~ 10 II. All
durable chronic diseases, loss Of manhood,
blood taints, syphilis, gleet, gonorIhma,
structure, spermatorrhuea. seminal weak
ness, or loss Of desire of sexual power, In
man or woman. catarrh and deafness. are
conlidentially and successfully treated.
Cures OF private diseases guaranteed, and
never published in the papers. Most cases
can receive home treatment after visit
TO the doctors office. Inquiries answered
aud circulars sent free.