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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-05-16

HENRY GEORGE consoles himself for the
Indifference of the masses in the United
States by the attention which he has re-
.ceived in Great Britain, where the halls
have proved to small to hold the audi
ences that nightly flock to hear him.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-05-16

IT is expected that the President will
soon be called upon to decid e dispute
between the Interior Department. and the
Clvll-Service Commission as to which is
entitled to dispense the patronage of the
Census Bureau, numbering three thousand
clerks, besides local superintendent.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-05-16

THE new suspension bridge at Niagara
Falls, to replace the one carried away by
a cyclone last winter, was opened for
travel on the eth. The bridge, which was
commenced March 81, is 40 feet long, II
feet wide and 1917 feet above the water.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-05-16

COLONEL F. c. LovELAND has been APP
pointed to succeed General Siegel as pen
sion agent in New York. Colonel Love-
land formerly held position as special
agent in New York City, but was dis
missed by Commissioner Black.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-05-16

THE Edward Rail Shoe Company, of
Boston, has assigned. The corporation
was organized in 1887 under Maine laws,
and with a capital stock of $3.50, 900. The
cause of the assignment was an attach
ment by a small creditor.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-05-16

NEWS was received, on the 9th. that
Rev. Father Damien, who for the past
sixteen years had devoted himself to
labors among the lepers at Moleki,
Hawaii, died at kalawa, April 10, of
1eprosy, contracted in the performance of
his duties. He was Belgian by birth.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-05-16

THEODORE WILDMAN, of New York City.
who was secretary of Typographical
Union No. from 1884 to 1888, is said by
an expert who has examined the books to
be between 5000 and 5000 short in his
accounts with the Union.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-05-16

THE Interior Department, on the Sth,
Instructed Inspector Picker, at Oklahoma
City, Okla, to notify settlers that sales of
town lots by town-site companies or other
private individuals or organizations are
worthless under the law.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-05-16

THE naval review at Spi.head has been
fixed for July %. The Queen will view
the maneuvers of the fleet from the deck
of the royal yacht Victoria and Albert,
and the Emperor of Germany and his
brother, Prince Henry, will witness the
scene from his imperial yacht Hohen-
EOllern,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1889-05-16

The Comptroller of the Currency, on
the 9th, forwarded to San Francisco divi-
dend checks amounting to S2S1, 500 for the
payment of the first dividend of sixty
five per cent. on claims proved against
the California National Bank of San
Francisco which failed December Il. lSSS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1889-01-16
AN HONEST PEOPLE.
The Trusting and Unsophisticated Natur
of NOrWeRians.

The Trusting and Unsophisticated Nature
of Norwegians.
Hike the Norwegians. All travellers
here declare them perfectly honest. I
certainly have not seen the slightest
disposition on the part of any one of
them to deceive or cheat, and if trust
fitness is an evidence of honesty these
people are wonderfully SO. They have
huge keys to their storehouses and
granaries big enough to brain
man with. They are nearly always in
the keyhole or hanging somewhere
within reach of one feloniously inclined.
At wayside stations curiosities-sOme-
times of small silverware-are exposed
In the public room, where any one can
easily carry them off. The cigars are
IN open boxes for the traveller to help
himself from, with the expectation that
he will honestly account for any he has
taken. Farm-houses are left Open when
the whole family goes off to the noun
tain to cut hay, and in some unfre-
quented localities the wayfarer goes
In, builds fire and cooks a meal; goes
10 the store-room, helps himself to milk
and ''fiat brood" and leaves on the ta-
BILE money enough to pay for what he
has used. frequently post-boy Che is
sometimes man and not infrequently
girl or woman) has taken what have
paid for his dues, putting it into his
pocket without counting. He always,
however, sees what you give him as
gratuity, and shakes you by the hand
when de says TAX" (thanks). gave
q servant-girl too much for our dinner.
She was much amused, when she fol-
lowed me, that should have made
such blunder. At wayside stations
they charge ridiculously low prices,
and as far as can learn make no dis
tinction in making charges to foreign
ers' and home people.-CGrter III. H0r.
eisOsss. 30 Chicago N0ik.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1889-01-16

Send for The PRESS Circular with full particu-
lars and list OF excellent premiums
Samples free. Agents wanted everywhere.
Liberal commissions.
Address,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1889-01-16
The New York Press Co. Limited,
26 q 20 North William ST., New York.
Notice of Assignment.

Notice is hereby given on the 9th day of
December A. D. 1883, the = L. Perry Manufact-
uring Company. limited, a corporation located
and doing business at the city of Watertown.
Jefferson county. state OF Wisconsin, made an
assignmentto the undersigned, (whose postofice
address is Watertown, Wisconsin } of all the pro-
perty, real and personal of said corporation, for
the benefit of the creditors of said corporations;
and that every creditor ofsaid ]. L. Perry Manu-
featuring Company, limited said assignor is re-
quired to file within three months. with the I'M
designed assignee at Watertown, Wisconsin or
with VIM. Bieber, the clerk of the Circuit Court
for Jefferson county, Wis. lwhose postofice ad-
dress Is Jefferson, Jefferson county, wisconsin,
on pain of being debarred dividend out of the
proceeds OF the property SO assigned. an afida-
Wit setting forth the name of each creditor, his
residence and postofice address. and the nature.
consideration and amount of his debt claimed
by him over and above all offsets, as provided
by section 1898 of the REVISED Statutes OF the
State of Wisconsin.
Dated, Watertown, Wis. December 3lst, 1888.
FRANK B. TUTTEE. Assignee,
IL Postofice, WATERFOWL Wis.,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1889-01-16
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Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
Josh Billings's Philosophy.

All the good lnJuns ole young.
A pet lam alWus makes kross ram.
Gravity liz no more evidence ov wisdom
than a paper collar IL ov shirt.
I hav known folks whose callber was
very small, but whose bore was very pig.
Whatever providence has given US tne
fakulty tew do he haz given us the power
tew do.
IF man begins life bi being first lieu
tenant in his familee, he need never to look
for promoshun.
A man with one idee alwus puts me IN
mind ov an old goose tryin' to hatch out
a paving-stone. ~.
Thare il CRATE menny folks IN this
world who are like little f1ies-grate bores
without meaning or knowing it.
The hardest thing that emmy man kan dc
il tew fall down on the ice when it iz wei
and get up and praze the Lord.
hav finally kun to the konklusion that
a good reliable set of bowels liz wurth more
tn a man than any quantity ov brains.
Crate intiquitys seem to baptize them
sells. If the devil had only been guilty o.
petty larceny he wouldn't hav bin heard o.
agin.
Human happiness il like the Hottento
language; enDybody kan talk it well enuH
but thare amt but phew kan understand 1t
How meDDy men tnere are WHO d,gy' Jas
az bull duz, chained tew post; they bel
Ter and paw, but they kant git away iron
the post.
Az in game ov cards, so is the game o'
life. We must play what IL dealt tew us
and the glory consists, not SO mutcn II
winning, as in playing a poor hand well.
Thare il lust about as mulch real homo
in the best ov geniuses as thare liz juise il
lennon; one good squeeze takes it out
n thare is nothing but seeds and Skin
hav heard CRATE deal ced abou
roken hartes," and there may be fu OF
en-; but my experience IL that next teN
10 gizzard the harte IL the tuffest peace oy
meat in the whole critter.-Ne'c Yorf
WeekIy.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
GETTING SQUARE.

was a little "shaver." but never shall forget
The nigho my sister wedded-I can see ner
sweet face yet,
I was standing in the hallway, peeping tnro
the parlor door,
For the guests had all departed and the wed
ding feast was DER.
And the man she called her husband lalo ner
sweet face, young and shy.
On his bosom as he held her, and my sister let
it lie,
Then he talked a lot of nonsense. soft and
smooth, like sweetened mush,
And my sister laughed and listened, Win ner
cheeks all in blush.
AS my sister he had never dared to KISS ner
in his life,
And 1 couldn't see the difference 'twlxt my
sister and his wife.
But he had little sister, and made vow rig NJ
there
That as soon as got older I'd endeavor to ge
square.
am older now, and wiser. and Pm smiling a.
1 sit,
For talk that same soft nonsense, ana
not ashamed Oft.
Now whene'er her husband takes my sister OF
his knee,
go through the same manouvre with his sis
ter, don't you see.
Evening Sun.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06

WANTED TO BE PREPARED old gentle
man "Can you recommend a good teach
er for the harp ?"
Cappa eyes, sir. Do you want to learn
the instrument ?"
Old Gentleman eyes, I've only got
few yeats to live, and when go to heaven
7 do not want to make an ass of myself be-
fore the other angels The Epoch.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
''The Jingling Of the Guinea Helps the Hurt
that Honor Feels.''

But there are deeper hurts than those
that honor feels. The seeds of disease are
sometimes deeply sowp. the system is Sc
cretly and surely giving away to some deep
seated malady. Especially among females
are many sufferers from Inflammation, ulcer
ations, prolapsus, and other displacements;
weak back, sick headache, nervousness and
kidney diseases. For all these affections
peculiar to women no surer remedy than
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, prepar.
ed for their special benefit can be found.
1t is the only medicine for women, sold By
druggists, under positive guarantee
from the manufacturers, that it will give
satisfaction in every case, or money will bt
refunded. This guarantee has been printed
on the bottle-wrapper and faithfully carried
out for many years.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
Our Very Best People

Confirm our. statement when We say that
DR.. Acker's English Remedy is in every
way superior to any and all other prepare
tons for the Throat aud Lungs. 10 Whoop-
ing Cough and Group, it is magic and re-
lieves at once. We offer you sample bot
tie free. Remember, this medicine is sold
on positive guarautee--For sale by z. 1.
Allen, Druggist, Staunton, Va.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
The First SYMPTOMS of Oath.

Tired feeling, dull headache, pains 10 va
rious parts os the body, sinking at the pit
of the stomach, loss of appetite, feversh
ness, pimples or sores, are all positive evil
dence of poisoned blood. No matter how
it became poisoned it must be purified to
avoid death. DR.. Acker's English Blood
Elixir has never failed to remove scrofu-
lous or syphilitic poisons. Sold under Pos
tive guarantee.-For sale by P. 7. Allen,
Druggist. Staunton, Va.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
The Terrible Con oh

In the morning, hurried or difficult breath
ing, raising phlegm, tightness in the chest,
qoickened pulse, chilliness in the evening,
sweats at night, all or any of these things
are the first stages of consumption. DR..
AckeI's English Cough Remedy will cure
these fearful symptoms, aud is sold under q
positive guarantee.-For sale by P. T. al
len, Druggist, Staunton, Va.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06

He WAS CAUTIoUs.-IsabelI Irene ''O5,
Mr.. Van Swell, there is such heavy under
tow here Give me your hand-luick-Pm
afraid l will be carried off BY it,
Van Swell cob, no; you'd better hang
on to my cane, SO that can let it go in case
Won are .u-MunseY's Weekly.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
SIMPLY BRUTAL.-A

SIMPLY BRUTAL.-Mabel Meadowsweet:
$50 you refused him. What did the poor
fellow say?"
Laura Layoveram: "He said he knew a
girl who would marry him and be glad
tor
Mabel: 81 wonder whom he meant?"
Laura: 81 wondered toe, Sc l asked
him.
Mabel: "Who was it?"
Laura: "You."-Life.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06

A CHIP OF THE OLD BLocK.-Mother
(policeman's wife): Willie, [ have b.
shouting for you for the last half hour.
How is it you are never around when you
are wanted 90
Son: "Well, mother, 1 suppose ! inner
il from father.''-Boston Courier.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
nn Not Snffer Any LAngAr.

Knowing thaS cough can be checked in
day, and the first stages of consumption
broken in week, we hereby guarantee
DR.. Acker's English Cough Remedy, and
will refund the money to all who buy, take
it as per directions, and do not fad our
statement correct.-For sale by P. 7. Allen,
Druggist, Stanton, Va.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06

They ARE RELATED.-"Who might you
be ?'' -,
81 am Private Dalzelfs blistering, WIN
ering curse. Who are you %
"You ought to know me. am your ED
er sbrotber. I am Gen. Falrchild's three
palsies. ''-New York Sun.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
NEw ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK,
nH.In ia

New Orleans, La.
RE:gESZ3E3 That the payment of ell
Prizes Is sSsJARsA ETEED BY FOUR Ma
TsssT AE, BANKS of New Orleans. and the
TIcs ats are signed by the President of an Insti-
tuston wbnse ck2rtered rights are recognized
in tha highest Cuiris therefore, beware of any
imitas {. oris nr anan-nlOIIs schemes.
IL n DOLLAR is the price OF the smallest
pari ~ fraction Of a ticket issued by ms in
auy D awiug. Anything in our name odered
for less than a dollar is a swindle.
oct If-5t
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
Dr. Aeker,s English Pills

Are active effective and pure. For sick
headache, Gisol dered stomach, loss of APP
.etite, bad complexion, and biiliousness,
they have never been rqualed, either in
America or abroad. For sale by P. I. AL
len, Stanton, Va.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06

He WANTED LUxURIEs. TO u
venile summer boarder from the city, !:
"Here, here. boy DON'T chase that COW
around so. What in the world are you Try
ing to do ?" u.,o
City Juvenile 'FYou promised us all the
luxuries of the season if we came out mere,
and / was trying to see if coulo ge'
a milk shake. "-Lowell Citizen.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
COMMISSIONERS SALE OF
VALUABLE REAL ESTATE


Pursuant to decree of the Circuit Court of
Augusta county, entered on the Sth day OF
June. 1889. in the chancery cause of a. t. Kerr
VS.. Kerr ct ais, the undersigned Commission
ers will sell at public auction in front of the
Courthouse. in the city of Staunton. Va, on
MONDAY. NOVEMBER 25th, 1889.
Court Day. that valuable farm lately owned
by Col Natha .iel Kerr, decd, situated in
tian's Creek and Middle River adjoining the
lands of Frederick Fry. John A. Slower, Saml
CARRIER, John Kinney and others. containing
1899 Acres, Rood and 134 Poles.
This valuable farm lies IL miles west of New
Hope and miles from Ft. Defiance station on
the B. q O. R.R., and nine miles from Staun-
ton. in close proximity to churches, schools,
mills and railroads.
| high state of cultivation, and the improve
ments thereon are in fair condition.
This property will be offered first whole,
and then in several lots or parcels, but will be
| sold as a whole or in parcels as may bring the
| greatest sum total. The parcels will be offered
| as follows:
Tract No contains 66 acres, l rood and IL
poles.
Tract No. 2contains 81 acres. roods and 7
poles.
Tract No. 8 contains SO acres, 2 roods and Is
poles.
Tract No. contains IL acres and "a poles.
Tract No. contains 35 acres, roods and 80
poles.
Tract No. contains 90 acres, 8 roods and 50
tract No. contains 80 acres, roods and Is
poles.
Nos S, g. and are all timber land.
| TERMS OF SALE:-Enough cash in hand to
paw costs of suit and sale, residue in equal in
stalments in one. two and three years, with in
terest from day of sale, the purchaser to exc
/ cute bonds with approved personal security
| for the deferred payments and title retained as
| ultimate security.
l Plats of this farm and tracts can be seen at
| the office of George S. Lightnec, Attorney-at-
Law, Staunton, Va.
wSale to commence at II O'Clock M
/ u. NJ. KERR,
GEO. S. LIGHTNER,
Commissioners.
LIN, Ryan, Clerk of the Circuit Court Of
Augusta county, certify that d M. Kerr, one
of the Commissioners appointed in the cause
aforesaid, has duly executed the bond required
| OF him according 10 law.
her 1850 j. n. RYAN,
| Get 23-tds SleIh'
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06

with 30 acres IN timber. and situated on Back
Creek % miles northeast Of Mid iiebrooE, al =
Joining the lands o. VIM. Miller and others.
1t is limestone land we'll adapted o grass, an6
is well watared- Back Greek running through
IT. It has upon it ten Thousand feet of walnut
lumber A COMFORTABLE DA ELLING, q
Good Bern and necessary outbulcings. 1t is
in a good ne'ahbarhoo6, and convenient TO
chuPenes and school houses For further in
form etion call upon Jos. Il. Clemmer. near
SWoope, or the undersigned. at West Augusta.
G. LEWIS CLEMMER,
Admir- of VIM. K. Clenmer, decd.
OFT IR-At
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06

UIRGINlA-In the Clerks ONCE of the Cir
Y cult Court Of Augusta County, Ccto
18th. 1883.
Alex, f. Robertson. Admir- of the estate of
John Brady, decd. Plaintiff,
James Brady and others. Defendants,
IN CHANCERY.
The Dnjeet of this suit is To ascertain who
we're the next Of kin and heirs at law of John
Rrad y decd and to administer the estate of
said decedeut under the orders and direction
of he Circuit Court of Augusta county.
1t appearirg by affidavit filed that Janie s
Brady, Mary Ruckman, if living, and if dead,
her heirs at law, whose names and residences
are unknown, Cynthia Ann Crosby (nee Brady
and Delos Crosby, her husband. Susan K. Hy-
ers, (nee Brady snd Benjamin $. HyeTs, her
husband Frederick Brady, John Brady. james
ard Thomas Brady-the last two sons of Ed
ward Brady. decd; and also other heirs-at-
law of said Edward Brady. decd whose names
and residences are unknown, and Joan Bran
aman and Elmira Branaman. children of Gym
thia Branaman, decd (nee Brady and any
other heirs at law of said Cynthia Branaman,
dec d. whose names and residences are I'M
known are non residents of the State of Nir
ginfa or whose names or residences are un-
known it is ordered that all OF the aforesaid
defendants who are described as non-reSideDts
or whose names and residences are unknown
do appear here within fifteen days after due
publication of this no'ice and do what is ne
cessary TO protect their Interests in this suit
Teste ]. N. RYAN.
Alex. F. Robertson, Pc. Clerk.
oct 16-4w.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06

SHE KNEW THAT.-"Do you think, MISS MISS
Pahseigh, that marriage is failure =
asked young Bliffkins.
81 can't say, but l know that engage
ments are quite frequently. "-Washlngton
Capital.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
AGENTS WANTED,

For Club Rates, or any further information
desired write .egibly to the un dersigned clear
ly stating your residence. with State, County,
Street and Number. More rapid return mail
delivery will be assured by your enclosing an
Envelope bearing your full address.
TNyD0D NITEI
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
OLERK's oFFICE COUNTY COURT OF

OLERK'S OFFICE COUNTY COURT OF
AUGUSTA, To WIT:
ESTRAY coz -Taken MP by Washingtc n
Gronn7s September 18th, 1889, on bis laDd, nsyr
ut Sidney, of TIE Following description
White and rel spotted color, 40 ear marks
or brand pare -pt BIZ, wore a bell when taken
jlp, gnnros= I 10 b. eight years Old and apprais
I'd st SD 30 by f. r. nsil, Fl. 7. Edison and 2.
z I. Couk freeholders. before j. y. Bowman,
J. 7. An Extract tesfe, -,,.
eel % 80 WM. a BURNETT,
Clerk.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06
AZ GTECE.

u -
AS guardia of Ruth 6 Prison ard Mary Liz
zie Prison. infant children Of r ~ Pilsnn.
der'd duly appointed ny the Spuert0r Court
of Wilkes County. in the State Of North caro-
lima [ VIII petition the Circuit Court OF Az
ousta county on The 27th day Of November, 1889
10 REQUIRE Samuel L. Prison, administrator of
F. n. Pilson, decd. TO turn over 10 lac the
money and estate belonging o my s@it wards
and now in his hands: and slSo for authority
for me to collect the sums cue my said wards
from their lands situated in Augusta county,
Virginia end also for auth GRITTY to collect 9Dy
other de BITS due said wards from persons resid
ing in Augusta county, Va
A, A. FINLEY,
oct SOW Guardian
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06

AT THE CATsKILLs.- "What
is the highest point reached here ?"
Old Soiourner : "Oh don't bother your ;.
self about that lust now. You will 1na IL
out when you get your bill."-boston
| Budget,
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1889-11-06

PROBABLY NOT DEEP.-Inswim: "Hel-
10, Soupin; hear you've been boring for
OIL"
Soupin: s'Yep."
Inswim: "Any oil yet?'
'Soupin: "Nop."
Inswim: GLOW far down have you
got?'
Soupin: 'sTo the bottom of my pocket"
Epoch.