The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-24
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81 ANDAKD IOFlCS.
him has negotiated q loan i'm Ham
burg of 34O,O00,O00. The emperor must
he intending to appoint Tanner to some
thing.
The Boston Globe remarks that Column
bus with all his nautical skill did not dis
cover the site for The worlds fair In 1892.
Not by n big ID sight.
II In announced by the New York World
that President Harrison's invariable des-
sert at dinner il pie. He no longer takes
the cake.
A Peoria, H., firm has offered the city
elusive privilege Of selling liquor at retail.
II is against the rules of the trade to trust,
but this looks like one.
Secretary Tracy has sold his house in
Brooklyn for $4,000 to n tailor h will
nave his shop ON the first floor. There
will he N goose in the house now, IL there
wasn't before.
A jeweler says that IL you over drop
your watch into water you should put il
into a cup Of whiskcy to save it from rust
ing. This advice is worthless IL your
watch is already in soak.
The emperor of Japan has just taken
possession of n new $A.O0O,O0O palace furn-
ished i'm European style. When the en-
press begins house-cleaninR he will run ii
moreover on the European plan.
A pretty typewriter and n dude, both
employed i'm an Eau Claire, Wis.,, Office,
came to blows last week, and the dude
war discharged. The typewriter has
come to stay, and can't he knocked out.
Our republican friends should see about
this. Taylor's hustle manufactory mt
Bridgeport, Conn, employing 600 girls,
has shut down. There IL a growing inn
precision i'm America that the hustle Ia not
afforded sufficient protection.
Achires and Merry are about to join
Cennevillier In the absorbtion and utilisa-
ton for market gardening purpose of all
the sewage OF Paris. This style Of irriRa-
ton may pay some Frenchmen, hut M.
WON'T extract anything from it.
The New York Tribune makes an arRu-
mcnt for the good sense of the calf on the
ground that fifty things. will brighten a
horse tina will not i'm the slightest degree
disturb the serenity of a calf. These repub-
leans are always Dragging of their Ne
renity.
The pointed toe is again out Of fashion
i'm England, all the bootmakcrs to the
having discarded il i'm compliance
with the dictates Of their customers. The
square toe is more vigorous, but In peers
of the realm think IL won't hurt their
feelings so much.
The makers Of the big model of the globe
on exhibition at Paris have had to alter
Africa twice to represent recent g~eograph-
ical discoveries i'm the dark continent. III
they would construct u good rail fence
and place IA native of Ethiopia in one cor
ncr of it, the representation would satisfy
Americans.
Bishop Fowler, of the Methodist church,
from observations in that country con-
cIudcs that China is preparing for war
with the United States, aud that the
slaughter of the EnGlish-spcaking people
in China may he expected most any time.
This will hardly washee-washee. II the
good Bishop would hit the pipe OCCASION
ally he would take n more roscate view of
the Celestials.
The Paris exposition has awarded q
grand prix to Prof. Rowland of the Johns
Hopkins university for his Photographic
map Of the solar spectrum and his com
against the grand prix, but IL we had
known Of his before we would have sent
over u few views of Sheep Gulch and
Chinatown taken with our own amateur
photographers outfit which we are conf
dent would have made Prof. Rowland
look sick.
Civilization is getting i'm its fine work in
the most hopeless places. Last Tuesday
some Clayton county, No., farmers caught
Martin Griffin, n negro ~hiRhwayman. who
had just held up and relieved another
farmer OF -. They were about to lynch
him when one of their number pointed
out that only seven were present, whereas,
he said, IL required twelve to make . legal
lynching. The conscientious farmers
thereupon took the h~iRhwayman to town
and turned him over to the authorities.
Law and gospel have not been carried
into Missouri i'm vain.
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