Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1889-06-20
SAM JONES' SAYINGS.

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than with man who will swear.
never heard . dog swear, that is, a
tour legged one.
! had rather associate with hog
than man who drinks wbiskey.
A man may get politically happy,
but il a man is going to got pollti-
cally happy and sneak oa1yof voting
like you honnds did IN xuephibi~
tion election it don't ann .xpv.
thing. F 4
Ii | die, not call "
would call you. 1t aure
whenever you say ded to bRW
or more fellows gs,onary, NJ
Theatres and c@ he JopnstS = :
DEVILS rubbing pd 10
see Gods chidrerieh iooy
rubbing, they hgpd WIZ os o'o'ah
asas Oh them. sme ip Copiah
i You can't run {Bf Au'
or ia tns first placsA little co'orse i
enso enough, andng left alone wau
lace you havenby, in Holmes 2
hough. !, hv s,,el
pme man has ns not no d. 4 baby's fesh'
When / see a baclron and hna
inded OF a hog. pulp, threw
Christianity is the scienSin the act
With a consecrated, gsw;,h wi
pther, 1t is impossible for oniaeuss-,
lsen to be dragged into bell. God
ny the child that has giddy, god.
ss society mother.
Ia preache~ who does not hold
mily prayer amt fit to bs paster
} a litter of pups.
J Some of you will go eff and crltl-
J 10. You blab mouthed fools, who
res what you think.
The only difference between the
iptlsts and this Metbodists is tho
ference between high cock-a L.
Sm and low-cock -a-higb-rem.
being baptized amounts to MOTH
Il unless It means something.
II any one here don't believe what
say, and will tell me so to nv
re, will give him hat and some
sntist a job of replacing his teeth
pm the wisdom tooth down.
, The penilent sinner is the man
7ggno fails down, jumps up, ruDs nss'I
Inins, and goes a-ruhning.
Doing good to Others and being
,nselfsh is the best evidence OF a
Christian.
You are all black mouthed devils
whd belong to the church, and when
the3yellow fever came We're with
with fear.
The religion necoed is that which
is felt and acted at home.
| don't know of anything too bad
for yon old NANCY hounds who re-
fused tosvote against the damnable
traffic.
The reflex infueace Of q kind act
has more Of the power Of religion
in it'than any revival meeting you
ever attended.
| don't. care whether people like
my illustrations or not, so they come
to hear me. The Important point is
to get them to take the medicine.
II ! was physician and a fellow
came to me with coated tongne
and bilious appearance, ! woald
prescribe calorel, and he might say
he had no more confidence IN il
than chalk, but if | could got about
ten grains Of it down him, day
would break early for him tho next.
morning.
A high-liccnse preacher WON'T be
in holl ten tn,autes before the devil
will lave him saddlod and bridled,
riding hum around aud exhibiting
him as curiosity.
II merchant here keeps open
during these meetings, il will be
some little 6fteen-cent.skin a-fea-
for.hs hide and ,allow members OF
some church.
The consciousness of doing good
to Others is tb- happlest and most
censoliug feeling a man can have.
! can put a hundred of these little
infides N my vest pocket and never
know they are there except | felt
for my tooihpick.
Selfishness is tho bane of life.
What are you old Presby terians
kicking about--you old possum
cared hounds7 Live ones kick
dead ones don't. II a man was 10
come to my town and talk about my
church like ! have yours, ! would
cowhide him or build a new church.
Find me q man who il not after
money and Ill swallow him whole
without q bit of bread. .-Ex.