The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1889-12-04
They DO Say:

on the corner.
That whisicy and fire are both frey eIe;
mentS. and should be carefully guarded
against.
That Mr. Macliana sells good bread.
That frost bites all green things, and we
arc sorry for the dudes.
That Mr.. Bruce can male the best water
proof shoe or boot to be found il this sec
tiOn.
That Il newspaper is like bruisc-black,
white and read all over.
That Mr.. Templcton will fill his store with
Christmas tricks.
That the flash from pretty girls eye
strikes q man sometimes
That Mr.. Chalmers has furniture to sell ut
figures. which arc low.
That as soon as II man "tliScovcrS 4 head
ache he dreams Of u "hcadache discovery"
That the New Hotel is now doing II good
business.
That Mr. j. +. Miller has choice stock OF
candies and fruits AT low prices
That during election times you often hear
man say: 81 want an officer (office, Sr.J
That McSsrS. Seal IL McIlwaine are prepar-
ed To offer good bargains in vehicles.
That Il lion can give you moro jaw than
any other animal.
That Mr.. Il. MCGOWAN Hill is one of the
prosperous firms in town.
That there is place in the far South the
mere mention of which makes us shlVcr-
Chill.
That Mr.. G.. \. Douglass has the confidence
and good will OF his customers.
That II small boy Is like his main instru-
ment of torture during Christmas-a "nre-
cracker"
That Thomas Burgess feeds the hungry and
sleeps the weary.
That plump turk cys and plum pudding
will engage the attention of our citizens,
three weeks from now.
That Harriet Adams keeps restaurant.
Thut n tailor, asucccSSful "maShcr,' ~ news
paper man and Il good merchant arc all alike
each does pressing business.
Mr.. Mac Brooks keeps Il good restaurant, at
which good meals can always be hau.
That the winter visitors are beginning 10
come Southwark.
That Mr.. McCracken has nearly absorbed
the cheese and cracke trade.
That 'castles in the air'' just now would be
pretty cold habtatiOnS. .
That Shack Moseley can fix your shoe all
right.
That there is one thing you can't pick be-
fore it is ripe-an icycle.
That the stars are so naughty as to Wink at
us whenever we look at them.
That Hutson Butler keeps good shop,
where he does all sorts of skillful work IN
iron.
That the gobbler and the goblet we'll adorn.
eG the table last Thursday.
That Mr.. Moore Keeps good beer.
That's where the shoe pinches,' SAID q
young man while in store recently when he
tried on No. shoe on his No. ! foot
That Mr.. Burns has more of the same SORT
of sausageS.
That ali sea matters and the many marri-
ages OF late, and to come, may be summed up
in one wOrd-maritime.
That Richard CAN'T, as a good barber, is
hard to beat.
That many wives are "making it warm for
their husbands now-by kindly fires OF
That Mr. d. Smith is one of the best
mechanics in this town.
"Thats all moonshine" said she when her
sweetheart said she looked like an angel IN
the solf moonlight.
That MIR J. L. Douglas is doing well, and
That bIacksmths are well known to be
"iorgers," and yet the officers Of the law don't
arrest them for 1t.
That r. w. Cannon is making money, and
giving his customers entire satisfaction.
That large tin pan and a small boy beat
ing on it with couple of sticks would make
q good sign for Il racket store.
That the sureSt way 10 hit woman'S heart
is 10 take aim kneelinS.
That matches are light-headed things.
That few persons remain single from choice.
That love rushes out when suspicion creepS
in.
That w. e. Chapman is ready to serve you
TO anything in the line of wagon. buggy and
carriage work.
That to obtain cashmere is matter OF
mere cash.
That Mr.. Shredder is the best blacksmith
hercabout.
That many who wear swords are afraid OF
That Wallingford & Russell will supply the
market with the best mules and on the long
est credit.
That an old topper may be considered "wa-
That y NJ. Hill & Sons have splendid vehi-
cles and fine stock for hire and for sale.
That soldier is like war vessel-he Is a
man of war.
That II. d. Reese would be glad to see your
watch.
That every man is a volume II you know
how to read him.
That Captain John &. Edwards is at the old
stand, ready TO give anybody good bargain.
That time must be d horSe-for most OF us a
race horSe-for you can take time by the
forelock."
That our drug stores are beautiful places to
60 to- and tempting places 10 spend money.
That n lady in a drawing room dress, and
an engine attached to Pullman palace cars,
resemble each othcr-both draw fine trains
after them.
That man with q large nose thinks he
knows more than anybody else.
Thata thin African may be appropriately
called "Ham-bonc."
That the Press and Banner has n strong
hold or the hearts OF the people Of Abbevilie
county.
That muses. are not kept in q museum
neither are cranes in Uranium.
That the young folk feaslcd OH oysters for
the benefit of the Methodist church, and TO
heir own financial cost last Friday night.
THAT Is Just what was going to say! !"
That Abbevilie has more good looking men
than you could find elsewhere in u days
journey.
That a railroad locomotive always has u
"legal tender"
That Abbcvile has more pretty young
ladies than any other town In America.
That a servant girl is like Il ahard-earncd dol
lar-maid (made.)
That Messrs. w. Joel Smith & Son are offer.
ing some Of the best bargains in town.
That n man seeking to marry Il rich woman
should have as his favorite flower, marigold.
MpSSrS RrOfhprS H.
mense trade, with customers who never COM
plain.
That when Il man wants q thing he soon per-
suades himself that II Is right for him TO have
That II. w. Lawson & Co., have a beautiful
stock OF Christmas goods.
That there Is more loyalty in one womanS
heart than there is in the hearts of hundred
men.
That the Manhatton ship sank in mid
ocean, with Mr.. Templelon's Christmas goods
on board.
That it is wise to take time to deliberate,
but when the time for action arrives, stop
meditalng and do something.
That the demand for cotton bagging has
about ceased The farmers have found out
that 1t does not pay TO throw away sl.5O u
bale.
That phonograph is perfect ,alling-ma-
chine, Il regular chatter-boX.
That the oil mill will run in few days.
That Il time e-keeper' is one who borrows a
watch and neglectS TO return ii.
That the Legislature Is out OF Il job, and had
better aGjourn-they are fooling away their
time In passing, or trying to pass, an iniqui-
tous bar TO marriage.
That a windmill is n war of words, and Il
windfall Is when the discussion ceases
That the Governor has approved the Glenn
son bill for an agricultural college, and the
Legislature will therefore be called upon TO
provide places for various men.
That because you have met physician
is no sign that you are vcrSed in metaphysics.
That The treasures office will close OH the
18th instant.
Thut If Won Want to hnYn q hendnche in the