The sun., 1889-11-10

rightly cali my own.-Burtmoton Free hsSs.
Mr. Bizpts1whswI sTt I'm tired Mr. Sgt Mr.
s sSPs shSd se qan
Alsek said would go with him; Mrs. BiEnis ms
Mas GGISd ESms' ss WhSs soTs Esf ao' snf
sSolEsd feSled myself Hs was s really VS. going to lis
annt's iunerai-Tsr7.e Taute Express.
| sxiLED.
SS:'SS E: sS.s "hs
had na stss ssa e
And Jim Dandy suit of the --latest ,saiss ,o,,,
She-What do you suppose supports the vast
| arch OF the heayensp
HeNThe moonbeams guess.-Lotoeu Citizen.
Young Widow-Mr. Preachly, will you marry
Mr.. Preaohly-well, really. Mrs. Buckner.
think 1fH Il over. @ Mr.. Harkins and thought we'd
| like to have you perform the ceremony for us.
-Hd,peT'S Bdkdr.
THE TWO BOYS.
John was known when boy an idlor.
wSs jazz sS. SnsSF sS oafa"honod ihiIh fellow
Who seemed to md pleasure in work.
They yG6n Ts: Ts.t,S in hcT Ss;sso,
And Jake is fellow who labOrI.
-CatcdOo Tribune.
Miss Swift-GeorRe has been waiting on me
for the last two years, and we are to be mar
ried when he leaves college. He Is the most
muscular young man in his class;
me at the Profile House last summer. and
noticed that he was unusually agile with his
tray.-Iine.
Prosecuting Attorney Ito witness)-state
"At ATTORNEY @ Tor the Defence trsing in great ex-
oiteW%SsHt}}I WSss Is yoaf SIeet objgeatido ggt ho9SF
This man has no positive knowledge whore
he was born. All he knows about it is what
his parents have told him. Aearsay testimony
/ think it win do no harm for the witness to
tHastily nsultine with colleagues)-w take
exception, y'r Honor
o1ssS adW A. he TsS aS
SHSti ATTORNEY @ Tor the Defence jumping up fran
'STAbsc Thes court@The nec5T'h objection is overruled.
Attorney for the Defence Cagain consulting
Prosecuting Attorney (wiping his brow)-
Gentlemen isn't t. to0 n warm in this ro9mf
Bject!-ChicG0o Tribune.
Lightning strikes without the assistance OF q
walking delegate.-Iiusturgh Chronicle.
Many carpets are like autumn leaves. they
turn In the fall.-Bahmore american.
The boot is very helpful institution; It has
given many "a man a lift-Bbghdmton Herald.
Screwdriver-Well. what do you think OF me?
Screw-I must say you have completely turn
ed my head.-LdUretce American.
voted principally to the Interests, OF bondhold-
ers;" All We want now are some bonds to hold.
and then the new paper Will interest uS Inn
mensely.-Norrist0,rn Herald
Satisfied Old Maid Fishing for complimentl
hsss ssss6s Ghs d 5dS BacRda Gs D{de my wedding tour
don't want people to think I'm newly married
man.-Chicd0o Journal.
=, A clerk in Q warehouse near the foot Of
other day by a seedy-looking old chap who told
a pitiful story.
How win 1t be next yearr'
Don't expect any Improvement"
Say. II were you I'd end this. You are no
good on earth"
No. not much"
tom Of the river. however. fHe Coroner can
make several dollars out of the inquest, the un-
see, That's your candid opinion, is it2"
Very WE'LL" replied the man. as he turned
wharf aud jumped of. The clerk was the only
server. yelifor help. assist to draw him % and
then. in obedience to the voice Of the crowd.
buy him a big drink OF w6iskey. '''"AO
:" Well" queried the man. as he got through
" Well" replied the clerk. I've been think
had better live on.-Detroh Free Press
Judge of woman on the Witness stand afeI IN an
% knoy the defendant3 Why. JedRe. ye
y But do YOU know himp"
DO know i'm Do I know ole Bill Jasper?
iarfin' il 70 ask me that aein. reely she'll" ''
sS sS5P ssSsG Snt 5ssg .Sks
arsE TPn. me Il know Ole !, By Jasper"
cote. Does know @ ole blit Hee .l hee. etsa heo
Bay BIZ d:d ye ever hear tell O. me. ole Nancy
hers know Wa% ths has to end right
to be sailed wsm Sf B If An 9S does sCnSS fn0%
William JASPER Esq1ire2 Why, ledge. an
father and my dad, both Of 'em dead an ''S gone.
both born Sorr In the same county and Bill
Then you are personally acquainted with
Pussonally acquainted with Bin2 Hawl
airy side show ever went to. Say. Bill is it !
foIty;nine Or nifty years This October senGe'S
10 the SS1f remarks % the Court and not
Oh. al rIsht, uaiy Il tetlos me an Bill so
eS HIS 1.sf S Hu Ssne
brother Cyrus Alexander was married to- |
Penny1Sns 1SSsS faa Bs III %an
The Court cares nothing about those per- |
sons. Say Simply. once for all. II you know the |
There you 20 aR'in maxim me lari. 1 only |
Soae a sE' w Rs na 'I mt TO Was %s
gals together, an Bill used to say"--
That will do madam. The witness evident |
animation. ."-IfDles.
He was a good. kind. excellent husband"
observed the sympathiztng caller. and am |
sure nobody can ever take his place"
N-not entirely" replied the bereaVed young /
widow Chicago Tribune