New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-02
HUMPTY.DUMPTR AND HIS MEDICAL
Advisers.
from Vanity Fair.

hump, DumpY nad a great fall, and. feeling
| rather sore sad TO himself, Nov ! WIZ 80 ana
Un his hat. aad walked along until ho came 10
street ot large houses, ON The doors OF these honso'
were brass plates, aud behind these brass plates
we've tie doctors whu Curod every hius then he
walked up 70 OF th5i, and knocked al mo door,
he had business, ~ he had had IAN anu
Iclt sore, and wanted 10 DO made Wei again fros,
emily the duur was opened, Rnl IL 'npty- Dumpy was
shown into A waiting ROOM whore thelp were Two or
lhrce oilers who -cowlod at him for coming no
hS room nn ns went ya. On nSh Aer 'a long to
SO was shown into the doctors private rpor, and
and I want to be made vol" Now, TIL, doctor was
an ear specialist 50 ho took tIbo and looked down
b. sd 4nt Have ad 1 b, 'G SS cs Gr @' at M
said Humpy. Dmpy. An. sad the iGtor, you
ars dangerous things; but we will do our best |
wifi prssc ribc a lotion which you must pour In AZ
ono ear and E e %u Si' and Keep S quiet
away from all noise. and come and sec me again Ia, a.
soon as you feel w9r nrn y 70 ~. pSs PS
Presently he said to himself, 4" Perhaps, afrr all,
This man doT q nr anS IN as mo was shown
In another doctor Again he said that his name wa
Ilumpty pnmp,y, aud had had ,s,.i fat' But hts
put small looking. glass % tho back Of
hs noch and long feather ,t doTn ., ht;
cnT Ta G' Al said the doctor, see ali now
s r &Stn 'RSa pmpS S' sGs Snt Ss
epblast was wrong he thought It was al mp with him
aDi that he ShOuld never again DC abfo W lndiIH IN
hK favOrite pastime OF sitting on wall but don't
feel anything wrong IN my throat he said family.
wait a bitr SAID the doctor, and you will soc how
| shall bring II out IN the course Of week or so. ]
will prescribe YOU a vapor which you must Inhale, and
as soon as Won feel choky nsufate this carminatve
powder. and call here every morning, In order that
may apply some luminous paint" Thon IIunpiy-
Dumpty paid his two piness and went on 10 the
chemist.
PERHAPS" thought he " this time also my case has
been sO6st2 so 50 T H an on ASars be %SR'
several lsdirs sill looking extremely ILL., and the horrd
truth flashed arrOss him that he must be IN the alode
81 a ladies' doctor and that tbosp were the victims
lie at once seized his hat and ran out Of the holro
before any ono could catch him. and arrived breath
less and porspiring on the doorstep Of 9 manson.
with brass. plato which the name Of sir MOnger
PIN was Inscribed. NOW thought Humpty Dnrmpy
AZ shall be right at last" So he went IN, AMI before
he conh speak Cir Monger said. Dear me- bad case
indeed. breathing rapid, Precipitation eopo9s, pniso
bounding because he did not know thar Humpg-
Duupty had Just escaped from ladies' doctor
Lucky you found me 1T hopes SAID be- ana ETote
prescriptions tnr draughts and plls, and told him 20
call again IN three DAYS. Then he said be muI 90
or so ITumPty Dumpg paid him two glneas ana !ola
the story Oh his full 10 the butler instead, who tod
him no ought 10 zee surgeon. -, =,
on then he wont 10 kr. Snlker snee, ana told AZ
about himself Mr. snee said that II was very serious
Ease that IL might hsvs been better snd coub have
ban worse and that he must wear plaspaE-otPAEs