New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-06

INC eoltof OF western weekly wrote
count Of the death OF good and prominent cia,s.
putting II tho mebonored heading. "A Co..
Man Gone' After the issue was printed. but bo.vs
II was distributed, IL learned that tho dead ms
had been embezzier. So the editor sat down ~
wrote the word Wrong after the word gonss IN "a
headline IN every paper Of the issue.
Tho strangest canal n ,he world s ono I new.
canal sixteen miles long. between Vofsley and ~
iclens In the north Of England. and H. underzror1
from end 70 end In Lanosshlre The coal mines a.
and many years ago the Duke 81 Bird eswaters msi
% eo shOs sy spIa 81 os
the canal was constructed, the mines connected a.
used but the power IS Furnished by men. On h.
roof OF the tnnneLafcb cross pieces and the mss
who do the work of propulsion lie on their bscks n
tho coal. and push with their feet against the crss
bars on the roof SIX or eight men win draw t,ss
Of four or hvo boats and o. there are two divi-aas
(5t. Louis Globe Democrat
Saws "Tho Charleston News and Courier svs
believe the day IS not far distant when South Carolina
will rank among the foremost cate-rasing stats n,
the Union. There are unlimited possibilities IN -
field Of enterprise which has been opened 20 ntersaa
agrcultursts this year by the discovery Of the vas
Of cotonseed hulls for the production o. milk Na
butter and beef, and perhaps mutton and wool'
Biblical STUDENT clcrgyman-My dear sir. a
| you study your Bibel
Genai strsnger-very assduously.
World.
ut IS not generally known says "Ths Bellows
Falls Times" that General Neal Dow has an invalid
daughter In Nashua. who may certainly be regarcsd
wonderful woman. 1t T. said that she has NOT
been able to nom her chair for years. but shs
has been lndefangable student, and has mastered
the French. German. Spanish Russian and Grssn
languages. She recently performed the feat o. 70
peatDg long passage from her Greek Testament
verbatim, nom memory, a month after she had real
it,
Equal TO Him.-FacetIous Uncle-I hear You arc &
great historical scholar Willie. Now. can yOn tsl
me what weapons were used In the Wars Of the R0ses
Willie-Pistils, OF conse.-(BurIington Free Press
People who ride on the Fifth ave. stages can sa
strange things II they keep their eyes open Ths
other evening one OF these vehicles was painfully
crawling up the avenue Thiry-eighthst., when
suddenly tho tire Of one Of the wheels few OF and
rolled ON the pavement The driver was apparently
not surprised at little thing like that. but getting
down. lifted the tire into the stage. and calmly pro-
ceeded on his way.
whenever am asked what goods yield me tho hess
profit, / invariably answer cosmetics The trs.is
In those f. enormous. and nearly so per cent Of ts
price Is profit for manufacturer and druggist. Hero
IS registered preparation which retails al 81 80
bottle and is very popular II Is composed OF less
than of calomel and about 10 ounces 0f water,
with Just sprinkle OF perfume. The most costly
Item is the bottle which probably cost tho mann.
very similar this and sell t for so cents but thers
Is little demand for It. My weekly takings for cost
make OF all the drug in the city yod
would find tho annual total away UP over Sl.0OO0Oos
-(St Louis Globe Democrat.
A scientific Journal asks. "where are tho start
made ~ Wen. in this country Of them are mads
in the divorce court.
Some horticulturlss Of Florida are killing the mock
lngbhds because they consider them destructive Z!
ths delicate t i Is sngseSedh hht t teey wSi
would be spared as it Is one Of the finest nsecc de
birds and destroyer OF bugs and worms This IS ron
observation. predict that II the wanton destruction
OF this bird continues, not only will the Calforlla
Florida viii find her groves going 10 ruin-tGaines
vile Hla.) Record
"You are domestic ssrvantl' asked lawyer ,f
female witness in Liverpool court the other day,
"No, sir" she Indignantly replied, Il am q hous
maid"
Vetoed on photographed Grounds.-A good story 4
told of Governor Tom Bennett who presided over The
destines OF Idaho more than decade ago. A mend
neCRbor's hog Introduced bill compelling the ownsi
OF the prescribed animal TO keep him within the t..<
enne pn for ip his on a9 To Se Surprise Of S
members and the cksgrin of its sponsor. It was 70.
exclaimed / don't believe in the bnl IN the fsl
place, and II did wouldn't sign bill that spell4
hog with big and Governor with little g.'-tBo0
| City Statesman.
"The Memphis Avalanche thus rebukcs some ioci
scandal mongers; The outlook at present promkes
frstcass killing two in the future and vhs
| the time and the blood Is split every rgft
minded and woman in the community will say Il
well split number of more less promincat
men and dudes Will do well to note its
"The Detroit Free Pressr says: No Indian 10
the last fifty years has been famed for anything bd
treachery.' The Indian used % own this countU,
The Indian might have been better or, perhaps Lid
he gone into the treachery business earer.-( Boston
Transcript.
The Rov. John Alexander Dowle Australim
ScOtchman, is organizing many lodges OF the American
Divine Healing Association ia Southern California
But the clergy generally hostile to him The
Rev. J. J. HALEY, Editor OF "The Christian Ey an.
gest" of Denver, thus speaks of him; This sen.
eman is well known TO the Office editor OF this paper
having labored alongside OF him for number OF years
in the city. His record as q disruper and dis.
urber of churches would be hard 10 sIrpass. lie q
fanatic aud fire brand of the EXTREMIST type. His
power Of Satanic viperation and bood-ourling abuse
is simply awful, and he makes distinction in its uss
between those who oppose the Almighty and those who
cannot lndorse the fanatIcism and foolery of John
| Alexander Dowie.'
Satisfactory Observation-Disclosures Mother
| at her daughters weddngl-Oh. Oh! OH What shall
do The groom hasn't come, the guests are begins
ming TO giggle aud my daughter Is In faint
| Friend of the Family-Calm yourself. madam.
the groom only two hours ago, entering the gres,
rysoOdS emporium at the corner. He said he had
| forgotten TO gee gloves.
Distracted Mother suddenly breaking into smihs-'
Oh then It's all right. He's probably waiting for he
change.-tNew-York Weekly.
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