The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-09-26
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Ina. bet u nsde nary nssk In iis besiel
eays
What 10 The best siesgssa Assinsi
uss spsriisf Deaf empiy The decsni~r
my hey.
-ssad The ehinnsy swallow. This 10 ,
dsiA outlook, bal ! sappos viii hsv,
W he sooatd vita ID.
--Bs-Do yoa believe 10 marrying for
Eosey. Msss Ariigssl She deaf knov.
boz mach hsrs yOa gos'
What are your charges. dociori Three
dollars . tisil Well. Nc dont vsri you 10
eons 90 visii, bat issi 10 sisy .sn or fi
ten mlnsiss.
II ns'er spesh 10 ny Interiors. said
EeeiHsld DO Brotsagb. hsaghiiIy. M,
repiiod sniih. ] don't believe you ever DO
DID yea evcr nei seyf
Teacher - wDsli Iike some oss Of The
class 10 dshas tho meaning Of vice ver,s
Biisb, Boy -iu sleeping With your Zee,
iossrd the bead II The bed
-fsiLsr. said isd. have often read
Of people being poor bu, honest WHY
don iihfy sometimes say rich but honestf
Tot tut ny san aoboay would believe
thea.
-Ssrye1.olj 10 caller on her big ais.
Teri Good evening. Mr.. Palmer. Ths,
bot my name, little girl, my names
WALKER Oh. you must be snsies osber
bean. Tshleau
We'll. doctor. how did you enjoy
your African Journey How did you like
the ssvsssss OBJ. they were very kind.
hearted people; they wanted TO keep me
there Tor dinner
-Pnsoner-Ive . good deal 10 say,
Your, Honor. II you'll give me time 10 SAY
H. Judge Csrssinly: With pleasure SIXTY
days will be enough. won't itf Our oh |
iect 10 70 please.
-Msnms And how did my darling
lits being 81 church, Maud (vho has
been 81 church for the first time aod pu.
. penny 10 the collection plste) Very
much. mama. and II want dear.
-Miss SaliDa I admit Mr. Plum.
pley " rather plain. bat tie The sort OF
fsce that grows upon you. The major
indsdel Well. I'm sure It's not the sor.
~ face Oh want TO grow upon mel
Since you have insisted on trying on
my bat, Miss Mabel. shall certainly
claim The forfeit l don't know what Won
mean, sir; and besides this isn't q good
place; they can see US from the hotel.
Miss Fairy Charlie told me the d nee
Of bis college was getting IS, 900 this sum.
mer IS pitcher. Miss Msry-whats
tho gentleman who won all the prizes do.
ingi Miss Fairy He's waiter at s5 81
week.
Lady TO gentleman who has been
thrown from bis horsel Il am 90 sorry for
you. Gentleman - II isn't so bad, mad am.
az It seems. l assure you / am much
more comfortable nov than | was in the :
saddle.
-Mr. Proudfoot-I have at last con.
'ented to my daughters marriage with
jeorRe You know he saved her from :
lro~nins While bathing. Little Tommy
speaking up) Sister told me 1t wass
,nt.up job.
Visitor (in Montresl) TO citizen
What feast is being celebrated today? 7 :
office Tags and bunting oil through the :
i,y. Citizen The American cashiers and
doodle aldermen are celebrating the fess,
I the passover II
Father Well, how did you come ont ii
the bean guessing contestp Dull Boy y "
i guessed there was 100 beans in the
IL. and there was 900 Father (ssdlv) co
m afraid you'll never DO at for anything 7
ut weather bureau chief 4.
"A hotel guest at the Thousand Islands Al
'ked the colored waiter What game be In
ked best, he received the reply: Almost lo'
" Kind OF eameill suit me, bnt what Of
kes best is an American eagle served on q pa
Iver dollar. And be got II.
First tramp (after Ruthless RAID ON
hen coopl Bill. wonder what made
q. blamed rooster fall of his perch and T,
mmence to CROW so loud? Second ~
amp You forgot TO cover up Your nose r,
d be thought !, Was sunrise.
Judge Your sge' Lady Thirty
srs. Judge Extraordinarily You will
- sone difficulty 10 proving that Lady for
'cis.dl,) You'll 6nd il hard TO prove mil
contrary. ss the church register that
ntained the entry vas burned 10 the yesr
IS. T.,
Coral really must be careful not 10 -
70 Mr.. Smythe any more encourage
nt, Tor ! do not want 10 hust his feel.
o Edith He has not proposed. h,,
Cors-No. bat be hes been askius
II ] thought could keep house on sol
EEK.
"A city child. wandering over farm
q With his father. vas greatly fright
d 81 The sight Of sooi.si1sd sobblsr
'. my boy. you don't mean 10 say that
IRE afraid Of turkey when you ate one
Yesterday. Yes. papa. but this one
I cooked.
Bobby s'pose % knovs sole the
'hes' Mosher-Y-s. he knows H.
by And ! spose he's going to whip j
to bishi' Mother Yes. child. Ter
hssill hsvs to punish you. Bobby e