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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
wANTEp.-A few boarders.

wANTED.-A few boarders.
No. High st. Mrs. SAMUEL BROOKS.
Lots OF new goods just received at Mar
shalPs.
FOR SALE.-All sizes and prices OF fence
posts. IL. F. Hulett, Salisbury Depot.
Stamping will be done for all kinds OF fancy
work and ladies' dresses by Mrs. l.. n. How
ard, No. "a Seminary ST., Middlebury, VT.
All grades of Japan and Ooloong teas at
BENEDICTs.
Finest SOC Oolong tea ever in town. Call
and get sample. X. 5. BENEDICT.
Fifteen hundred dollars to let on first.class
security. Enquire at this office.
PHospHATE-I have few bags OF Coral
Phosphate, which will sell at the same price
as plaster TO close. w. ii. SHELDON
Losr-A female black and tan dog; answers
to name OF Tiny, Finder will be rewarded
on returning her to me. c. F. RICH.
Ice CREAM am prepared to furnish ice
cream to parties in quantities to suit and will
deliver it on Wednesdays and Saturdays.
II. G. LANGwoRTHY.
NoTIcE-I have rented the paint shop on
Court sti eet, lately occupied by J. 7. Kings
ley, and am prepared to do all kinds of car
rage painting. L. j. RICHARDSON.
WANrRD-I want first-class girl tor light,
general homework. One who will take good
care OF baby.boy. Wages satisfactor'
JACKSON THE ARTIST.
Everybody in want of furniture are respect.
fully invited to call at my new place, next
door to G.. +. Marshalls. and see what bar.
gains can show you. r. W. PITTS, Agt
| bit ,rith
Mather glove cleaner, for sale only by E. r
Clay, where may be found full line OF kid
gloves in all the most desirable shades.
May pigs, three thoroughbred bulls, two
Jerseys, solid color, fawn, and 2 years, one
registered, and one Durham, one good boar
all for sale, service or to let.
CHIpMAN SMITH.
LosT-A drab allwool single shawl, also
tiger colored kitten, three months old.
found let NJ d. Parmelee know or leave a
this Office and will be suitably rewarded.
NJ ID. PARMELEE.
SHEEP OwNERs.-I am selling McDougall's
non-p poisonous sheep dip and cattle dressing
a scab specific and insect exterminator OF
sheep, cattle, horses, etc. a considerable
amount has been sold in this vicinity the pas
year and has given excellent satisfaction.
j. b. CHERBINO.
NoTICE-As Mr.. w H. Allen is to take a tril
west soon, all accounts due us may be settle
at the Office of Clinton Smith if done on o
before Aug. LIST. Otherwise they will be LEI
in other hands for collection
SMITH ALLEN.
July II, lSs9.
NoTICE.-Dr. W. j. Reid of Boston, veter
nary surgeon, will be at the Pierce House
Middlebury on Friday, saturday and Nor
day, July IL, l3 and Is. The doctor is well an
tavorably known as to his ability in opera
ing on the horse, and has given general sati'
faction to his numerous patrons. No charg
Tor examination if you bring your horses I
him and he will tell you where the trouble i
and If It can he cured
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
LOCAL NOTICES.

LOCAL NOTICES.
Ice cream at Browns.
Fruit jars at Benedict's.
Picnic baskets at Bond Bros.
See +. X. Clay's advertisement.
A fine line OF Blazers at Pine Hall.
Finest fresh salmon at Bond Bros.
Look at the new lounges, at Pitts, agent.
Sleeps wool sponges. w. ii. SHELDON.
Look at the feathers at soc. at b. b. Hopes.
Canned goods OF all kinds at Benedict's.
Evaporated and home dried apples atBene.
diets
Fresh-ground Nova Scotia plaster at the Star
mill
Gents summer underwear, large variety at
Pine Hall.
Pineapple, whole, sliced and shredded, at
Bond Bros
The fresh salmon and lobster at Bond Bros
is the very best
A new assortment OF fancy crackers and
cookies at Bond Bros.
"33" is the name OF the best BE- cigar in
town; for sale by b. l.. Fleming.
See what pieces OF glassware you can get
tor and lOc ut Benedicts.
These $3.50, $3.50 and $40 suits take like hot
cakes at Pine Hall.
Fine white and colored dress and fine fan.
mel shirts AT Pine Hall.
All bills against the village school district
should be handed in at once.
For SALE.-A new firstclass ice-cream free
ger, l2.quart. Inquire at this office.
Mems boys, youths, ladies' and misses
tennis shoes at Beckwith Cos.
Coral Phosphate at the same prices as plas
ter, TO close out, at W. II. Sheldon's.
WANTED-A good farm hand.
CHIPMAN SMITH
My office will be closed from the 9th to the
Goth tor my annual vacation.
l.. l.. MELLEN, ID. ID. s.
CT. Reynolds pure Paris green.
w. ii. SHELDON.
Look at our misses and ladies' fine slippers.
w. IL. SHELDON.
Pine Hall has the largest and finest assert
ment OF neck-ties ever seen in Middlebury.
FOR sALE.-Five good work horses weigh/
ing from $50 to 1900 lbs. F.w. ATWOOD
Ladies' kid button, sl25, $50, sl.s5, $500,
1925 and $3.50 at Beckwith q Cos
Ladies' front lace, patent leather tipped
Polish, just received at Beckwlth 4 Co.'s.
wooL.-we will pay, Monday, 2Oc. for fine
unwashed wool and % 10 24c tor medium
u d. TwrTcHELL 4 Son.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
Cor ALL THEY WANTED,

Landlord Higgins of the Addison
House and two friends went up to Ripton,
Wednesday, to fish. They examined the
river below Ripton Hollow, and decided
that there must be trout in the gorge and
that they must have those particular fish.
So they started down it. About ten
pounds of trout were taken, but the fish
ermen had to swim part of the way and
were quite as near dead as alive when
the trip was over.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
NOTICE-Estate of
" sheldon Smith.

The undersigned, having been appointed by
the Hon. Probate Court tor the District OF Adj
Olson, Commissioners, to receive, examine and
adjust ali claims and demands of all persons
against the estate of sheldon Smith late OF
Bridport, in said district, deceased, and all
claims exhibited in Offset thereto, hereby
give notice that we will meet tor the purpos-
es aforesaid at the residence OF Cyrus ii.
smith on the LIST day of August and LIST day
O'Clock D. m. each OF said days, and that six
months IRON the oath day OF June, A. ID. 1889,
is the time limited by said Court for said
creditors to present their claims to us tor ex-
animation and allowance.
Dated at Bridport, this 26th day OF June,
A. ID. 1889.
Ed. WILCOX,
., S r WTA1IkkR6ER' oOmr's-
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12

a party of Congressman whom Represen-
tative Dorsey of that State has invited to
accompany him on an extended trip to
the Pacific coast. Mr.. Stewart thought
he should be away from home about a
month
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
BURLINGTON
SAVINGS :. BANK.
CHARTERED IN ls47.
Deposits January 1, lsss, sI,S.9, .3a
Surplus $780,

Receives and pays deposits daily. Deposits
made on or before the 4th OF any month draw
interest from the LIST. II made after the 4th,
interest will commence the LIST OF the follow
ing month Interest will be credited to de-
positors January LIST and July LIST, compound
ing twice year. There are no stockholders
in this bank. All the earnings, less expenses,
belong to depositors. The rate of interest de.
ponds on the earnings and has varied from
per cent to per cent.
For the last Is months the rate OF interest
has been IA per cent year
All taxes are paid by the bank on deposits
OF $500 or less. Deposits are limited by law
to $1,000 and no interest will be paid on any
sum in excess of this amount, except on de-
posts by widows, orphans, administrators.
executors, guardians, charitable or religious
institutions or on trust fund deposited by or
den of court.
This bank prefers Vermont securities for
the investment OF its funds and sends no mon.
ey out OF the State until the home demand is
met.
Funds may be sent by bank check or draft
or postal money orler and deposit book Will
be returned by next mail.
Applications for loans or for information as
to standing OF the bank may be made to Rufus
Wainwright, Middlebury; j. +. Roberts, Yer
gennes or L. c. Dixie, Bristol.
CT. WARD. Treasurer.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

Trains pass Middlebury station at the hours
given below
GOING NoRrH-Express, 8 Al a. m; local ex-
press, 40 a. m; mail, 26 p. M. express,
rs p. M
GOING soUTH-Mail, $40 a. M; passenger,
444 p. M; mixed, 5 81 p. M; express o'o'
p. m
MAILS CLosE-North, 2 80 and 80 p. m;
South, 9 20 a. m, and 80 p m.
See Central Vt. timetable, elsewhere.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
ROMAN CATHOLIC.


REV. HENRY LANE, PASTOR.
This is the order of services in the p. c.
church commencing with Trinity Sunday,
June 5:
Mass at 10 80 a. m. After Trinity, mass at al
ternate Sundays at and 10 80 Il. IN. Bene
diction and prayers every sunday ut 80 p.
IN. Regular time Tor catechism, 3Op IN.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
w. H. SHELDON.
0TATE OF vERMONT--District ofAd-
- disOn. IS.

Be ii remembered. that at a session OF the
Probate Court holden at Middlebury, within
and tor the district OF Addison, on the Goth day
of June, a. ID. 1889.
Present, Hon. James NJ. Slade, Judge.
Whereas, c. W. Howard, executor OF the
the Iestate OF William =. Frost, late OF
Orwell, in said district, deceased, has this
day presented to said court his petition in
writing, setting forth, that it will be neces-
sary to sell part of the real estate OF said de-
ceased, tor the payment OF the debts and
charges OF administration; and also that it
will be beneficial for all parties interested
therein to sell the whole OF the real estate of
said deceased, and therein making applica-
ton to said court Tor license to make such
sale. And said executor having produced
to said court the assent in writing OF all
the heirs residing in this State, interested
in said real estate, 1t is ordered, that all per
sons interested in the estate OF said deceased
be notified to appear before said court, al the
probate office in Middlebury, in said district,
on the ed day OF July, a. ID: lss9, at 10
O'Clock n. m, by publication of this order,
three weeks successfully previous thereto,
i'm the Middlebury Register, n newspaper
printed at Middlebury aforesaid, to show
cause, if any they may have, why said license
should not be granted.
20 JAMES NJ. sLADE, Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12

The inestimable value of Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla as blood.purifier should be known to
every wife and mother, 1t corrects irregu
larties, gives tone and strength to the vital
organs, and cleanses the system OF all i'm
purities. The best family medicine.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
THE FRATERNlTIES.

LAKE DUNMoRE LODGE, NO. IL, /. o. OF o. +.
". II. cobb, ". G.
Meetings every Friday evening ut 80
o'clock Degree work every meeting. Hall
over L. +. Chapmun's store.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
Spray Your Trees

AND SAVE YOUR FRUIT.
The only reliable PUMP known Gh inaorsea
county. For particulars address
W. IL. HOLMES,
Appletree stock Farm,
M CHARLOTTE, VT.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12

POTTER CHAPTER, NO. %, X. A. NJ.
NJ +. ", H. Kingsley, II. p.
Stated convocations the third Tuesday even
ing OF each month.
MIDDLEBURl COUNCIL, NO. IA, X. AND 5. NJ.
Comp. c. +. Prentiss r. !. NJ
Stated assemblies the third Tuesday even
ing OF each month.
MT CALVARY COMMANDERY, NO. l, X. T.
Sir. f. ". Manchester, +. c..
Regular conclaves the fourth Wednesday OF
each month.
VIM =. Russell POST, NO. 50, G. A. X.
". l.. Cddy Commander.
Regular meetings the first and fourth We'd
nesday evenings of each month.
CAMP A. S. TRACY, S. OF V.
Horace c. Tracy, Captain.
Regular meeting the second and fourth Fri.
day evenings OF each month
GREEN MOUNTAIN LODGE, NO. S74, X. OF II.
T.. p. CuShmdn, Dictator
Regular meetings the last Thursday evening
OF each month.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
POTTER CHAPTER, NO. -, X.

Regular communications the first Monday
evening OF each month.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
THE CHURCHES.
CONGREGATIONAL.
BAPTIST.

BAPTIST.
REV. A. DEF. PALMER, PASTOR.
Sunday Services, 10 40 a. M; 100 p M
Sunday school, IL 100 m.
PrayeTmeeting Thursday, 700p. m
Seats free.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
YOU DROP IN The SLOT

at 81 Main street, otherwise our store door
and well show you such slash in prices on
summer Clothing, Straw Hats, etc. and smash
in values, as was never dreamed of in youi
philosophy.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
A MIS-FlT MOUTH
OUR GREAT CUT

in prices. To see this young mans mout
work and get an idea of its true inwardnes
you must drop kiss in the slot, and in ordt
to understand the inwardness OF our cut, an
the depth OF il
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12

Stated convocations the third Tuesday eve
ing OF each month
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1889-07-12
METHODIST.

REV. f. G. HEAXT, PASTOR.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02
Aaisen Dsre.

This old time and popular restaurant still maintains its position as favor ite place for our citizens to regale on all the table delicacies, which are prepared in a tooEhsome manner and served by polite and at tentive walters. This restaurant makes speciality of broiled steaks and cut lets, and imports coffee of extra qual- ity. thus being able to furnish the best cup of coffee obtainable in the city. Fresh fish every day. and an elegant chicken dinner every Sunday
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup, for children teething, is the prescription of one of the best female nurses and phy- sicians in the United States and has been used for over forty years with never failing success by millions of mothers .or their children. During the process oI teething its value IS incalcuable. IL relieves the child of pain, cures dysentery and diarrhoea, griping in the bowels, and wind colic. By giving health to the child it gives rest to the mother. Pnce E cents bottle. jan76-Iy
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

Mir Moore, the Post Master at Brad
 shaw, Va, after reading an advertise ment of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, concluded to try small bottle of it. He says: "I used it in two cases for colic and three for diarrhes with perfect satisfaction. One dose gave relief in every case but one, that was a bad case of collie and required the second dose. 1 have handled great deal oi patent medicine as agent and for my own use, but never tried any that gave as good results as "Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy" For sale at 25 and 50 cents per bottle by H. J. Peto
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02
Notice of Forfeiture.

HyOA $. NEFF AND PAUL MARONEY
 u their heirs and assigns--You are herebS notified by the undersigned that tle sum of One Hlndred Dollsrs has been expended by your eo-owners in each of the years I889. Iee3, 1884 1885. 1886. 1867 and 1888. in performing the annual work upon the mining claim located un- cer the name of Molvina, and sometimes called the Melvina mine, situate m the Warren Mining District. m the county of Cochise, Territory of Arizona. which sum required by the laws of Congress to be annually expended by the own CTS of the claim to hold the same. You and each of you have failed to contribute your pro-
 portion of said expenditure for labor and im-
 provemeits upon said claim, as required by
 section 2324 of tie Revised Statutes of the
 United States he su.n due from each of you
 10 your co owners tor the annual work performed
 upon said mine during said years is One Run
 cred and Seventy five dollars. that being the
 sum for which each of you is delinquent at the
 date Of this notice.
 You. your heirs and assigns are hereby noti- ned that if you or they should ssl CT refuse to the said expenditure, to-wit. the sum of One ninety days after the publication of this notice al least cnce week for ninety days in this newspaper. the same being the newspaper pub
 that of your heirs or assigns. in said claim will become the property of your CO owner, the un- dersignec, whose place of business is at the | town of Bisbee A T.
 Dated July g, 1889.
 ING COMPANY. 7-S-3m
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02
Stop.

Do you want to be happy. healthy, wealthy and wiser Drop into the Pony Saloon and ask Henry for some of that fine old hand made So. sh Bourbon Whisky and Will and Hills Spring of 80. lie also has on hand Hermitage Bourbon, J. H. McBrayer Bourbon, Rippy and Guckenheimer Ryes-all pure, straight old goods; to- gether with all kinds of imported Brandies, Wines, Ales and Porters of the most celebrated brands. His Cali fornia Brandy cannot be surpassed anywhere. All kinds of fancy mixed drinks specially; the Carman Key West Cigar cannot be beat, for the money, in any place. St. Louis An heuser Busch Lager Beer. ice cold, osl draught. Call apd be convinced.
 If HENRY CAMPBELL. Proprietor.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

Not fit, but an expression of de- light. About a week ago." says Los Angeles, Gala, druggist, "a Chinaman came in with a lame shoulder. l sold him a bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm and guaranteed that it would cure him. He came in again last night, and as soon as he got inside the door, began to swing his arms over his head like an Indian club swinger. I thought the blamed fool had fit, but he finally stopped long enough to say Medicine velly fine. velly fine; ale same make me feel plenty good" ChambGflain's Pain Balm, is without an equal for spfains, rheumatism, aches, pains or lame back. For sale by H. J. Peto.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02
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SSTy-'s SPECIFIC cured me of malignant Blood Poison after had been treated in vain with old so-calied remedics of Mercury and Potash s. g. s. not only cured tho Blood IoI-oa. hut relieved the kheuEls,iS-n which was eauscd ty t,;c poisonous usinera.s. GEO. LOWELL, 2a2. 2d Avenne, N. '. scrofulA developes: oa my dsugntcr- swelling and Eifaps on her neck. We gave her SWIFT s SPECIFIC and the result was wonderful and the cure prompt.
 z. A. DEARM0SD. Cleveland, Tenn SwHr's SPECIFIC is entirely Q vegetable remedy, and Is the only Eaedtcine which permanently cures scrofrla. Blood Irmors, Cancer ard Contagious Blood Poison. Send for books on Blood and Skin Ds-enscs, mailed free.
 Tus svTf SPECIFIC Co.,. Drawer a Atlanta, Ca
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02
Tourists.

Whether on pleasure bent or business should take cn every trip bottle of Syrup of Figs, as it acts most pleasantly and effectually on the kidneys, liver and bowels, preventing levers, headaches and other forms of sickness. For sale in soc and SI.oo bottles by all leading druggists.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

Subscribers to the DAILY EPTTAPH will please notify this office of omis- sions in the delivery of the paper. Frank White will hereafter deliver the DAILY EPITAPH, and after few days we can assure our subscribers that pa pers will be delivered promptly and correctly.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

WANTED.-Agents for the Economy Fuel Burner. Cheap and best Of the kind
 n the market. Address P. O. Box 583 Omaha, Neb.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02
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Our little gin when but three weeks old broas oaS with eczema We tried the prescription from sev. We tried s. s. S., and by the time one bottle was gone, her head began to heal, and by the time she Now she has . full and heavy head of hair-a robust healthy child. feel it bot my duty to maks this statement. II. T. SHOBE, Rich Hin, No
 Send for our Books on Blood and Skin Diseasss and Advice to Sufferers, mailed free. .
 TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co, Drawer ., Assmfa, ca,
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02
Notice of Dissolution of Partnership

GIThe partnership heretofore existing under the name and style of Hart & Walker. in Basbee. County of Cochise. Territory Of Arizona. is dis solved by mutual consent All persons who arc indebted 10 the said firm will pay to James A. Han. who viu pay all debss owing by said firm
 AS. A. HART
 IT. A WALKER.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02
BLANKS.

Location notices, JHsfieeS 6lanks, ap- 6Aiea6ke fo Me nezO Ccdt, miring 6ondj and deeds, ana aH 6kanks eommonLy in Hs<, fo> sale af Mis o6Ele.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

Mir. Marion F. Fox is the authorized agent of the DAILY EPITAPH to canvass for advertisements, job work and sub scriptions.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

Nice Spring goods-Pants from S8 up, suits from $50 up. See Harris stock and convince yourself.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

The DAILY EPITArH is the only pa- per in Cochise county that takes special dispatches.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

Go to Wolcott's for good goods a, the lowest prices.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

am safisAcd that Cancer b hereditary in my fsx- fly. My father died of It. sister of my m0ehef disl of it. and ny own sister died of l. Ny fselineD may be imagined, then, when the sa,sfinSs afseAse Cancer, ealing iDwardy in such way that 1t could not bs: cut out. Numerous remedies were used fo1 it, but the Cancer grew steadily worse until 1t seem family took Swft's Specific, which, from the hrse day, forced out the poson and continued its uss until had taken several bottles, when found my. self well. I know that s. s. S. cured me.
 Winston. N. C., Nov. a6, 'sa. Mas. $. \. IDog.
 Send for Book ou Cancer and Blood Diseases,
 THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.,, Drswe: a, Atlanta, Go.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

Fresh everlasting millet-seed at Hoef- ler'&
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

Timothy seed, fresh at Hoeher's.
Tombstone daily epitaph., 1889-08-02

Advertising rates made known on application al this office.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1889-03-20
ATerrib1e Misfortune.

1t is a calamity of the direst kind to
feel that ene's physical energies are fail
ing in the prime of life-to feel more
nerveless, more dispirited, weaker every
day. Yet this is the unhappy lot OF
hundreds who surround us. A source
of renewed strength which science APP
proves, in behalf OF which multitudes OF
the debilitated have and are every day
testifying, and which, in countless in
stances, has built up constitutions sap
ped by weakness and infirmity and long
unidentified by other means, surely
commends itse If to all who need tonic.
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is such a
medicine-pure, botanic, soothing to
the nerves, promotive of digestion and
fertilizer of the blood. Dyspepsia and
nervousness-the first cause, the sec
ond consequence of lack of stamina
depart when a course of the Bitters is
tried. All forms of malarial disease,
rheumatism, kidney and bladder trou-
bic, constipation and billiousness are
annihilated by this standard family
medicine.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1889-03-20
Emil Pnrnlnsler

Admiral Farragut once in send
ing in his report to the Secretary of
the Navy complained that he had
only an assistant paymaster in his
fleet and requested the department
to send an officer of the proper
grade. Some time afterward gem
tleman in uniform put in his APP
pearance on the Admiral's ship and
on being admitted to audience, pre-
sented his papers and said he had
come to report as paymaster. He
was decidedly unsteady on his pins
and he had some difficulty in keep
ing a dignifed position while the
Admiral looked over his papers.
al see" said the Admiral, '.you
are only an assistant paymaster."
al beg your pardon, Admiral: ]
was an assistant paymaster when l
left Washington, but 1 am now a.
full paymaster-tho fullest paymas-
ter in the navy.''-San Francisco
Chronicle.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1889-03-20
A Missouri girl being told by he

A Missouri girl being told by her
teacher to parse the sentence "He
kissed me-" consented reluctantly
because opposed to speaking of pri-
vate matters in public. "He," she
commenced, with unnecessary en-
phasis and fond lingering over the
word that brought the crimson to
her cheeks, sis a pronoun; third
person, singular number, masculine
gender, gentleman and pretty we'll
fixed; kissed is a verb; tranitive-
too much so; regular-every even
ing; indicative Notwithstanding af-
lection; first and third person, plural
number, and governed by circum-
stances; Mech, well, everybody
knows me-" and-down she sat.