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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1889-03-13
We call special attention 70 the
pADATDNE HILL ADDITION.

PALATlNE HILL ADDITION.
This property comprises the choicest and
cheapest building lots IN the market. the
greatest margin for profit even upon their
present merits alone, but upon the con-
struetion Of the navy ysrd az Lake WASH
ingtonthese lots win increase in value be-
yond the most saDgaine expectations
Even now the addition Is In the center of
the manufacturing district, surrounded by
factories and lying af the salt water gate
way of the canal Post0fIice, schooihouse,
public hall. railroad depot on the property.
ONLY Is minutes from the city by the 8. L.
ioc; In addition 10 which the new motor
line Is about to be constructed to the prop
erty. Lots 60x1fe feet from Sl65 upwards.
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GRAY 4 cLAYWoRTH,
VEST PORTLAND, OREGON

Town lots arc to &c divided by lot. No
Portland man allowed to step in and get
the best lots. Seattle men will get as good
a lot for 500 as the Portland purchasers
K 3 The cheapest and best property On the
market. win be worth $500 per let in one
year.
''Maior Sears has been elected as chief
engineer of the portland K Oregon City
Rapid Transit Motor Line. Il is the par
pose OF this company to run their road
through Fulton Park. West Portland, and
on to Oregon City. The road win be built
at once, say by June 30, as far as West
Portland. - Pacific Express.
"west Portland tots cannot fail TO be of
great yalue as soon as the motor line Is
completed. they ase 50 beautifully iacased-
No other lots on the market are offered so
cheap. We predict that these lots will
bring from $500 to 1900 each inside OF two
wears, The Nerthwest.
These 5oxi0o feet lots can be had now for
a short time at the Nominal price of sloo
each. payable $40 down and $40 per month.
Remit first instsllment at once, or call in
person and secure one Or more of these
lots. Tws hundred and sixty have been
sold in ninety days. win raise the price
as soon as work commences on the motor
line. Address
Portland City Real Estate Association,
Odd Fellows Building, Room /, Portland,
Oregon.
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EDUCATIONAL.

AIRS. JOHN G. BARNES WILL RE
vi ceive limited number OF pupils in
OF painting and drawing. class of chtid-
-en in drawing especially desired Soe
Eleventh -. ear Broadway.
UASTEp-PrPIIS FOR THE PIANO.
w Cali on or address < K. Parry, room
e STAR hsesrk
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FIVE AND TEN-AcRE TRACTS
In and near TO the
MA0lE LEAF ADDITION

WtASBE EEAf AUOtIEON.
We are selling land here one. third
cheaper than the adjoining owners In
every direction. Close TO the circle railroad
aud the lake. The land lays well, rich soil.
suitable for market gardening. This land
next spring viii sell per lot at the price
now asked per acre. Prices from SIS ner
acre upwards.
GRAY & CLAYWORTH,
7o715 Front st.
fPoncin block, also branch office at Ross
postoffice, adjoining Palatfue Hill
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lmpounded Stock at Auction.

TWURenAY, MARgH 18th. AT 10
Il o'clock a. m. on Occidental souare
! viii, A public auction, to pay costs of
following described stock. Wig One
strawberry roam mare. rear old; also one
osy pony. s years old. three white feet The
owners OF said animals are u nae IN
known. J. r. MITCHELL.
Chief OF Police Seaft}a w r.
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OCUITsTs md 4URTsTS.
ZEAL EsT4TE BR0KERS.

:" J. GRAVES & CO.. GESERAt.
w commission and real estate brokers.
Good investments always on hand. both
city and country Special attentioa TO col
labor when required p. o. box l5g6. Of
fee, Rrunswiek ho.ei
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yNyAATED- GENTLEMAN WITH s2e00
w 10 take stock In good paying man
ufactnrinr business Ia the business part of
the eitv; grand opportunity. CAT or adj
dress III T. shuey Il Co., corner Bell and
Fr0ut streets
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WfNTED-T TENANTS.

YxASrED-TESAST FOR A BRICK
w bHildlng 36sl 0 feet: three floors and
basement: good business location: owner
VIII build 10 snit tenant suI give posses
sion In 70 DAYS. Apply to w. L. Boone,
architect. Boston tBack.
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PERsoNAL-

A SIX FOR sILHERHU rms SNOW
~ drift lard II IL guaranteed pEre and
anadulz1rasssa
TIE uSLX PLACE WHERE A MAN
a can see E1e assortment 81 WOODEN
goods for suits made 70 order IL 81 fsOri4n
brs~. the trading txiio-s. sl3 Tront street,
S~aFtle. W.T.
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PfRTyERs WANTED.

YEANiED A P,kTNER WITH sio.-
w 600 ta take half interest In manu-
featuring business: will guaran &c profit
oi - per cent; PRINCIPALS only treated
with. Address Delta" 2. D. Box iis0, Sc
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nk KEEFE REMOVED TO ElRS
IL tsSek. Tsiephone "a
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$50 .'saat1ay sssa4assso4s sns.FslEs esSs.
Once hours. H. ~ % \. Il ) - s ~ S.
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no RENT = EIGHT. ROOM LODGING
honse: furniture and lease for sale.
Hal & Gilmore.
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nRS WEED & CoE {G. A. WEED, NJ.
IL d.. r. H. Coe, NJ. d. physicians and
surgeons. room 2, Yesler-Leary block. Of
fee telephone No. 1: DR.. Goes residence
M I1S
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ITO RENr-NEwLY FURNISHED BAY
i window room: pure air and charming
bag view: within 10 minutes walk OF post
Office aud on line OF Front street cable.
Address W LOS fnlsiae hoy ri
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FOR RENT.

T,o RENT = THREE UNFURNIsAED
i rooms for Parties having no children.
122Six Front street
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before BUILDING CONSULT PARK
ID insoa 4 Evers, architects, rooms IS
and 50. Boston block.
LNsHER, ARCHfTECT, BUFFERS BUILD
II ing, James street opposite Occidental
hotel.
IT STEINMAN, ARCHITECT - ROOMS
LIZ s. aud 81, Boston block. corner Sec
ond and Columbia streets
w & BOONE, ARCHITECT. BOSTON
w block
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no RkST-rwo UNFINISHED ROOMS
l for light hoase keepiDg in brick on
Commercial street. Inanira Ii3 Main 81
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Two REST-SEw Two-SToRY HOUSE
L. OF rooms. just completed: Jackson
street cable line. with all modern improve
neuis, electrical apparatus, hot aud cold
water. also well; fne view of Lake Wash
hfaCk
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GARAH KENDALL. Il. d. GRADUATE
- OF homeopathic college. and from Phil
adelphia hospital practice. Particular
attention to women, children and obstet-
rics. LOO Second street
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02
UsEFuL ANp suee EsTINE

/
Soda should never be used for fan
pels; and il they are to be Kept in good
condition, they should be neither
mangled nor ironed.
To remove finger marks on high
ly polished piano, wipe with cloth
well soaked in pure cold water. 1t does
not injure in the slightest If wiped dry,
and restores the new look at once.
How to Seed Raisins. -One Of the
chance discoveries which fate will oc-
casionally throw in the path of house.
keeper is that bit of butter rubbed on
the fingers and knife will relieve the
task of raisin-seeding OF its sticky dis
comfort.
TO clean and tighten cane-seat
chairs, turn up the chair bottom, and
with hot water and a sponge wash the
cane work, SO that it may be thoroughly
soaked. Should it be dirty use little
soap. Let it dry in the air, and it will
be as tight and firm as when new.
Grape Juice. Pick the grapes from
the stem and wash. Cook with little
water as for jelly, until soft; strain
through flannel bag To a quart 0,
juice add three-quarters of q pound Of
graduated sugar Let the juice boil
and skim it, then put in the sugar and
cook until dissolved. Put boiling hol
in self-sealing jars or bottles corked ant
sealed, American Garden.
The treatment of warts is to pare
the hard and dry skin from their tops, anC
then touch them with the smallest droI
of strong acetic acid, taking care thai
the acid does not run off the wart upor
the neighboring skin, for II it does, il
will occasion Inflammation and much
pain. If this practice be continued
once or twice daily, with regularity,
pairing the surface Of the wart when il
gets hard and dry, the wart may be soon
effectually cured.
Oyster Fricassee. The liquor is
boiled, carefully SKINNED and thick
ened with butter and -four to the con-
sistency of gravy. The proportions
are about one large tablespoonful Of
butter to a scant one of flour. This
must be stirred in very slowly, to pre-.
vent its becoming lumpy. Season with
a triAe of mace and chopped parsley
then add the oysters, and stir constant
ly until they appear to be well cooked
through.
The following remedy for that
troublesome pest, the buffalo moth, is
said to be as efficacious as it is easy
Take strips Of red or blue flannel Gas
these colors are particularly attractive
to them), dip in liquid arsenic, and lay
around the edges of carpets, or wher
ever the pests are troublesome. They
will soon eat enough to destroy then
without the least injury to the carpets
1t would not be advisable, however, t.
leave such cloths around where there
are young children, or in any case aftel
they become dry.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02
D. n. b. PhysIcIans Confess d. B. b.


All honest, conscientious physicians who
give b. b. b. Botanic Blood Balm) trial,
frankly admit its superiority over ALL other
blood medicines.
DR.. w. J. Adair, Roczmart, Ga, writes
III regard b. b. b. as one Of the best blood
Medicines
DR.. A. II. Roscoe, Nashville, Tenn, writes
Gan reports of B. B. b. are favorable, and
its speedy action is truly wonderful"
Dr. j. w. Rhodes, Crawfordsville, Ga,
writes: 81 confess B. b. B. is the best and
quickest medicine for rheumatism have
ever tried"
Dr. s. ]. Farmer, Crawfordsville, Ca,
writes: 81 cheerfully recommend b. B. b.
as a fine tonic Alternative. Its use CURED an
excrescence Of the neck after other RENE
dies effected no pereeptible good"
DR.. G. II. Montgomery, Jacksonville, Ala,
writes; My mother insisted on my getting
B. B. b. for her rheumatism, as her case
stubbornly resisted the usual remedies. She
experienced immediate relief and her i'm
provement has been truly wonderful"
A prominent physician who wishes his
name not given, says: " A patient Of mine
whose case of tertiary syphilis was surely
killing him, and which no treatment seemed
to check was entirely cured with about
twelve bottles of B. B.B. He was fairly made
up of skin and bones and terrible ulcers"
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02
Ono secret of Longevity.

Those anxious to prolong this rapid transit
tory existence of ours beyond the average
span, should foster his digestion, negatively
by abstaining from indscretions in diet, and
afirmatively by the use of that peerless
stomachic, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
when he experiences symptoms Of indi-
gestiou. The impairment OF tho digestive
function is fatal TO vigor. Subdue with the
Bitters, also, fever and aguc, biliousness
and constipation.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

-"wait q moment young man."
said the eminent statesman to the re-
porter, who had finished holding an
interview with him and was about to
60; "you have not asked me whether
or not would accept Cabinet Office
II it were rendered me-. /" ''Sure enough
II forgot Well, Senator, would yOuP"
THAT is a question, my dear sir, that
prefer not to answer, "replied the
Senator, modestly. Chicago Tribune.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

"A pig appeared the other day as a
witness in suit before Justice fancy,
of Los Angeles. The animal was
brought into court in a box, and man
aged to escape during the trial. The
crowd present succeeded in capturing
him after an exciting chase, and he
was brought back into court. He was
not fined for contempt
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

How to receive four numbers Of a six cent
paper for two and half cents a number;
Send ten cents before the LIST Of April to
Robert Bonners Sons, Publishers, 1874
William street, New York City, and they
will send you months trial subscription Of
four numbers Of the New York Ledger in its
new form and artistic makeup,
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02
nlsense 81 the kidney.

QUAKER GAP. stokes Co., N. c., July 8, 1855
w. II. COMsToCK
DEAR SIR:-YOur DIR. MOrae's Indian Root
Pills have effected a most remarkable cure. MY
mother was suffering from kidney difficulties; the
disease had got so firm grip upon her that sne
,could not Na1k a step. Thought box of your Pills
and commenced giving her two pills every nights
before she had taken all of one box she could walk
about the house. To-day she is perfectly well ana
says that AhOrse's Pills saved her lifei
Yours, ETC.. L. w. FERGUSON
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

IT sorely tries the patience of the editor
Of a sanitary journal to write an article
on the subject, "Some Ideas in Filtration"
and have ii appear "Some Ideas in Flirta-
ton" But 1t probably becomes there
by much more interesting to lady readers.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

Wife suffered six years from suppressed
menstruation Has been treated by the best
physicians without benefit. Two bottles Of
Bradhelds Female Regulator relieved her.
W. A. SIMMONS, McNutt's, s. G:
Write Bradfied Reg. CO., Atlanta, Ga, for
further particulars. Sold by all druggists
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02
. After e5 Years.

W. II. CoMsTooR:
DEAR Sm;-For twenty-five years - ,yc been
afflicted with rheumatism Of the b0S ClAlIgaVe ~
All hopes Of recOveryi l was unable u stand upon
my feet at times and was compelled 20 st and 40
my houseWOrk. In 1885 your agent called al my
house and said that he could cure me-" asked,
Howl he replied, by the use Of DE. ID . erse' >
Indian Root Pills. decided to give them 9
trial and tho result is that entirely cured and
able to do my own work. All the neghbors around
hero your pills and say that they would not DO
"i'HOu' '" '' CELIA. JOHNSON,
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

DON'T Whecze and cough when Hale'S
Honey of Horehound and Tar will cure,
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02
DAYS.


dreamed, and in q vision saw
A group Of angels near me draw,
Their faces strangely different
Each wore the look Of discomfort
"Oh whence and who are ye," said.
ssrhat como like spirits Of the dead
To visit one whose heart is gay
And full Of happiness to-dayi
why are your faces all so sad
When l am thus content and gladr
Then answered they with mournful cries;
1--WE are turned back from Paradise;
The ghosts OF misspent days are we
Who walk the world OF memory,
Days are we OF thine idle youth
When thou didst first encounter truth;
But prone to waste the precious hours,
Or try their undeveloped powers,
Didst close thine eyes to 1t, and, blind,
Crepe in the gardens OF the mind;
Days OF thy life when life did seem
AS unimportant as dream;
When thou didst wander by the brooks
And leave behind thy slate and books
And give thy thoughts TO foolishness,
And for the great accept the less.
Dost thou not still remember how,
High purpose seated on thy brow,
Thou didst one hour con Natures text
But to forget it in the nexti
Or how with God-given wings
Thy mind did seek but earthly thingS.
! Though Heaven nntoft did ope
To welcomeia thy dearest hoper"
''Cease, cease, " 1 cried, land is there none
To comfort me'for good deeds donef stg
Not always hath my mind in mirth
Loitered among the things OF earth,
But oft hath scared to Heavens height
In unprecedented flight;
And though it often, but to fail,
Hath striven Wisdom's wall to scale,
Surely endeavor shall not win
The penalty of sloth and sinr
Again they spoke: 1.-THE days Of all
Thy faithful strivings, great or small
God hath remembered, and those are
The bright names on His calendar;
And those are they who watch and walt
In vain for us at Heavens gate.
They vanished then, and in their place
Came one with gladness in the face,
And smiled q smile OF peace and rest
AS though it brought glad behest;
And as gazed it nearer came
And spoke and called me by my name.
''Hast aught, asked, 'of hope to give,
Or canst thou teach me how to live
That may learn TO hold truth fast
And merit Paradise at lastf'
Then did the spirit thus reply:
1.-THE angel of To-day am l.
Be Of good cheer and courage, friend,
bring thee comfort ere wend
Alone my happy journey hence;
And thou shalt taste thy recompense,
And know that this days honest thought
Hath me in Joy to Heaven brought.
Frank Dempster Sherman, in Youth
Companion.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

PAIN in the Side nearly always comes from
carter's Little LIVER Pills. Don't forget this.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

"A farmer of Chattooga County, Ga,
hung his coat, containing three twenty
dollar bills, on the fence. A pig came
along and chewed the money into pulp
Mr.. Pritchett had the pulp sent K
Washington and he received back a sliI
of paper with the fragments of tive
twenty-dollar bills pasted on it, I'll,
Department said that was all they coult
make out OF the pulp, and that the.
would pay that on an affidavit stain!
how the money was mutilated and III,
good character of the person VIII
owned the bills when destroyed p
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

The Supreme Court Bible is {
small, black velvet-covered octave. L
has been used in administering OF every
oath since 1908. Every Chief Justice
and every Associate Justice of TIT
United States has held this little sacred
tome in taking his oath of Office. Man!
thousands of lawyers have held it, ant
to write the names of the men wht
have touched the covers would be t.
name the men who have made tn,
bench and bar of the United States il
lustrious. 1t was printed in London il
1899, and is to-day but little the wors,
for wear.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

CoUGHs AND HoARsENEss. - The irritation
which induces coughing Immediately re-
ieved by use of "BroioH's Bronchial
1roches" Sold only in boxes. .sgaa
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

PAIN from indigestion. dyspepsia, and
too hearty eating, is relieved ut once by tax
ing one of Carter's Little Liver Pills i'm
mcdiately after diuner. Don't forget this.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

UNDERGONE cakes in the course Of time
will batter down any mans stomach.-N.
q. Picayuue.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02
Worth their Weight in Gold
CnreAn GRAVEL.

CHAPANoKE, N. c., July 20, 1888.
SIR:-For years have been afflicted with graVel
and after trying the best doctors In this locality
without receiving any benefit, tried DR. ~ Orse'9
Indian Root Pills with the result that to-day 4
am o new man, completely cured. / would not De
without themS they are the best Pill ever used.
Yours. ETC., WM. JACKSON
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

No WONDER there are so many UNHAPPY
marriages, when the "best man" never
gets the bride.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02
She suffered for SIX Years.

The girl who eloped with a liveryman
was evidently determined to got groom
of some kind
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02
Tho most Thinra Countorrclted.

WHEN a fellow has the rheumatic, he
knows what tits himself, without rheumL
mating over it.-Dctroit Free Press
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

THERE are always two sides to case exs
cept with an open faced watch.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

Buyers should insist on having the genu'
me Bakers Norwegian Cod Liver Oil.
Jno c. Baker q Co., Philadelphia.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

LOST in the outskirts-a woman, when
she can't find her pocket
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

A NAVAL engagement-popping the ques-
ion at sea.-Time.
Woodville Republican. (Woodville, Miss.) 185?-current, 1889-02-02

THE culinary work in monastery is not
necessarily done by Friar.
Smyrna times., 1889-09-25
What a Woman Can Do!

She can come to conclusion without
the slightest trouble of reasoning on it,
ana no sane man can do that.
Six Of them can talk at once and get
along first rate, and no two men can
do that.
She can safely stick fifty pins in her
dress while he is getting one under his
thumb nail.
She IS cool as a cucumber in a half a
dozen tight dresses and skirts. while
a man will sweat fume, and growl in
one loose shirt.
She can talk as sweet as peaches and
cream to the woman she hates, while
two men would be punching each 9TH
er's head before they had exchanged
ten words.
She can throw a stone with a curve
that would be a fortune to baseball
pitcher.
She can say mo" in such a low
voice that it means yes"
She can sharpen lead pencil if YOU
give her plenty of time and plenty of
pencils.
She can dance all night in a pair of
shoes two sizes to small for her and
and enjoy every minute of the time.
She can appreciate kiss seventy
years after the marriage ceremony is
performed.
She can go to church and afterwards
tell you what every woman in the con-
gregation had, and in some rare in
stances give you some faint idea of
what the text was.
She can walk half the night with
colicky baby in her arms without once
expressing the desire of numbering the
infant.
She can do more in a minute than
a man can do in an hour, and do it bet
ter.
She can drive man crazy in twenty
four hours and then bring him to para
disc in two seconds by simply tickling
him under the chin, and there does not
live that mortal son of Adams misery
wO can do it.-BOstOn Times.