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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-04-17
CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge Of the city of Astoria, IN
accordance with an order made by the
Common Council of the city Of Astoria
by ordinance No. 1868, entitled an ordl-
nance ordering the Auditor and Police
Judge to issue warrants for the collection
of Cedar street assessments, approved
February 26th, 1889. Said warrant bear
ing date the 28th day OF February, 1889,
commanding me to levy upon lot No. =
in block No. 125 in the city of Astoria as
laid out and recorded by J. NJ. Shlyely,
to collect an assessment OF i've and 1J-IOO
dollars, which assessment was made for
the Improvement of Cedar street between
West-6th street and Salmon street by or
dinance No 1O65, entitled an ordinance
declaring the probable cost of improving
Cedar street from West-Gth street to
Salmon street, approved December 18th,
1888, hava this day levied upon lot No.
6 in block No. 125 in Shively's Astoria,
and on Monday, the 22d day OF April,
1889, at one o'clock P. NJ. of SAID day IN
front of the court house door IN the CITY
of Astoria, Clatsop county, Oregon, Will
proceed to sell lot No. in Block No. 10
In Shiyely's Astoria, to the highest bid
der therefor, to pay said assessment, costs
and expenses of sale. Said sale to be for
U. S. gold coin.
Astoria, March Goth, 1889.
w. BARRY,
Chief of Police.
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CHEF OF POLICE SALE.
w. j. BARRY,
Chief of Police.

Notice Is hereby given that by virtue
of warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the city of Astoria, in
accordance with an order made by the
Common Council of the city of A etoria,
by Ordinance number 1908, entitled an
ordinance ordering the Auditor and Po-
lice Judge to issue warrants for the
collection of Cedar street assessments,
approved February Goth, 1889, said
warrant bearing date the 2Sth day of
February, 1889, commanding me to levy
upon lot number 1, in block number 112,
in the city of Astoria as laid out and re-
corded by j. NJ. Shiyely, to collect an
assessment of twenty-three dollars,
which assessment was made for the i'm
provement of Cedar street between
West 9th street and Salmon street, by
Ordinance number 1065 entitled an or
dinance declaring the probable cost of
improving Cedar street from West 9th
street to Salmon street, approved De-
cember 18th, 1888, ! have this day levied
upon lot number 4, in block number 112,
in Shively's Astoria, and on Monday,
the 22nd day of April, 1889, at one
o'clock P. NJ. of said day in front of the
court house door in the city of Astoria,
Clatsop county, Oregon, will proceed to
sell lot number 4, in block number 112,
in Shively's Astoria, to the highest bid
der therefor, to pay said assessment,
costs and expenses of sale. Said sale
to be for U. s. gold coin.
Astoria, March Goth, 1889.
W. ]. BARRY,
Chief of Police.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-04-17
CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of a warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the city of Astoria, in
accordance with an order made by the
Common Council of the city of Astoria,
by ordinance No. 1868, entitled an ordi-
nance ordering the Auditor and Police
Judge to issue warrants for the collection
of Cedar street assessments, approved
February 26th, 1889. Said warrant bear
ing date the 18th day of February, 1889,
commanding me to levy upon lot No. .
in block No. 125 in the city of Astoria as
laid out and recorded by J. NJ. Shively,
30 collect an assessment of five and 75-lO0
dollars, which assessment was made for
the improvement of Cedar street between
West-Gth street and Salmon street by or
dinanoe No. 1865, entitled an ordinance
declaring the probable cost of improving
Cedar street from West-6th street to
Salmon street, approved December 18th
1883, have this day levied upon tot No.
in block No. l25, in Shively'S Astoria,
and on Monday, the 22d day OF April,
1889, at one O'Clock P. N. of said day in
front of the court house door IN the the
city of Astoria, Clatsop county. Oregon,
will proceed to sell lot No. in block No.
LIS IN Shively's Astoria, to tho highest
bidder therefor, to pay said assessment,
costs and expenses of sale. Said sale TO
Sbe for e. S. gold coin.
Astoria, March goth, 1889.
WI. BARRY,
Chief of Police.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-04-17
CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the City of Astoria, in
accordance with an order made by the
Common Council of the City of Astoria,
by ordinance No. 1868, entitled an Ordi-
nance ordering the Auditor and Police
Judge to issue warrants for the collec-
ton of Cedar street assessments, ap-
proved February Goth, 1889. Said war
rant bearing date the 28th day of Feb
ruary, 1889, commanding me TO levy
upon lot No. 2 in block No. 122, in the
City of Astoria as laid out and recorded
by j. NJ. Shively. to collect an assess
ment of twenty-three dollars, which as
SeSsment was made for the improve
ment of Cedar street between WeSt-6th
street and Salmon street by ordinance
No. 10G5, entitled an ordinance declar-
ing the probable cost of improving
Cedar street from West-6th street to
Salmon street, approved December 18th,
1888, l have this day levied upon lot No.
2 III block No. 122 in Shiyely's Astoria,
and on Monday, the 22d day of April,
1889, at one o'clock p. NJ. of said day in
front of the court house door in the City
of Astoria, ClatsOp county, Oregon, will
proceed to sell lot NO.2 In block No.
I'D in Shively's Astoria. TO the highest
bidder therefor, to pay said assessment,
costs and expenses OF sale. Said sale to
be for U. S. gold coin.
Astoria, March Goth. 1889.
WI. BARRY,
Chief of Police.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-04-17
CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the city of Astoria, in
accordance with an order made by the
Common Council of the city of Astoria,
Ordinance ordering the Auditor and PO-
lice Judge to issue warrants for the col
lection OF Cedar street assessments ap-
proved February Goth, 1899, said war
rant bearing date the 2Sth day of Feb
ruary, 1889, commanding me to levy up
on lot number 6, in block number 122,
in the city of Astoria as laid out and
recorded by J. NJ. Shively, to collect an
assessment Of twenty-three dollars,
which assessment was made for the i'm
provement of Cedar street between
West 9th street and Salmon street by
Ordinance number 1905, entitled an or
dinance declaring the probable cost of
improving Cedar street from West 9Th
street to Salmon street, approved De-
cember 18Th. 1888, l have this day levied
upon lot number IN block number 122,
In Shiyely's Astoria, and on Monday,
the 22nd day of April, 1880, at one o'clock
P. NJ. or said day, i'll front of the court
house door in the city of Astoria, Clat-
sop county, Oregon, will proceed to sell
lot number 6, in block number l22, in
Shyely's Astoria, TO the highest bidder
therefor, 10 pay said assessment, costs
and expenses of sale. Said sale to be
for U. 5. gold coin.
Astoria, March 10th, 1880.
W. BARRY,
Chief of Police.
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Lafayette Street Improvement
Nofice.
w. j. BARRY,
Chief of Police.

NOTICE Is hereby given that the
Common Council. of the Lity of A storia.
Clatsop county, state of Oregon, pro-
pose to order the improvement of that
portion of Lafayette street in the city
of Astoria, Clatsop county, Oregon, as
laid out and recorded by John Mcclure,
from the south side of Astur street to
one hundred feet north of the north
side of Concomly street, by removing
all plank and timbers now in said por-
ton of said street. and grading and fill
ing the same to its full width, with
earth to its established grade, and by
planking the same to its full width
with new and sound fir plank four
inches in thickness, and by building
side walks on both sides thereof. Said
improvement to be made at the expense
of the adjacent property. And unless
remonstrance signed by the owners
of two-thirds of the property adjacent
to said portion of said street be filed
with the Auditor and Police Judge
within ten days of the final publication
of this notice, to wit: on or before
Monday, May 9Th, 1889, the Common
Council will order said improvement
to be made.
By order of the Common Council.
Attest: T. S. JEwETT.
Auditor and Police Judge.
Astoria, April 10th, 1889.
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CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.
D NIh, 1889.
W. J. BARRY,
Chief of Police.

Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of a warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the city of Astoria, in
accordance with an order made by the
Common Council of the city of Astoria,
by ordinance No. 106S, entitled an ordi-
nance ordering the Auditor and Police
Judge to issue warrants for the collection
of Cedar street assessments, approved
February 26th, 1889. Said warrant bear
ing date the 28th day of February, 1889,
commanding me to levy upon lot No. l
in block No. 139 in the city of Astoria as
laid out and recorded by j. NJ. Shively,
to collect an assessment of twenty-three
dollars, which assessment was made for
the improvement of Cedar street between
West-6th street and Salmon street by Or
dinance No. 1065, entitled an ordinance
declaring the probable cost of improving
Cedar street from West-6th street to
Salmon street, approved December 18th,
1888, have this day levied upon lot No.
l in block No. 139 in Shively's Astoria,
and on Monday, the 22d day of April,
1889, at one o'clock p. NJ. of said day in
front of the court house door in the city
of Astoria, Clatsop county, Oregon, will
proceed to sell lot No. in block 139 in
Shively's Astoria, to the highest bidder
therefor, to pay said assessment, costs
and expenses of sale. Said sale to be for
q. s. gold coin.
Astoria, March Goth, 1889.
W. J. BARRY,
Chief of Police.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-04-17
CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.
W. j. BARRY,
Chief of Police.

Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of q warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the city of Astoria, in ac-
eordance with an order made by the
Common Council of the city of Astoria,
by ordinance No. 1908, entitled an ordi-
nance ordering the Auditor and Police
Judge to issue warrants for the collection
of Cedar street assessments, approved
February 26th, 1889. Said warrant bear
ing date the 28th day of February, 1889,
commanding me to levy upon lot No. 6
in block No. 1873 in the city of Astoria as
laid out and recorded by ]. NJ. Shively,
to collect an assessment of twenty-three
dollars, which assessment was made for
the improvement of Cedar street between
West-6th street and Salmon street by or
dinance No. 1065, entitled an ordinance
declaring the probable cost of improving
Cedar street from West-6th street to
Salmon street, approved December 18th
1888, have this day levied upon lot No.
6 in block No. 1873 in ShiYely's Astoria,
and on Monday, the 22nd day of April,
1889, at one O'Clock P. M. of said day in
front of the court house door in the city
of Astoria, Clatsop county, Oregon; will
proceed to sell lot No. in block No. 139
in Shively's Astoria, to the highest bid
der therefor, to pay said assessment,
costs and expenses of sale. Said sale to
be for .. S. gold coin.
Astoria, March Goth, 1889.
W. j. BARRY,
Chief of Police.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-04-17
CHIEF OF POLICE SALE.

Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of q warrant issued by the Auditor and
Police Judge of the city OF Astoria, in
accordance with an order made by the
Common Council of the city of Astoria,
by ordinance No. 1858, entitled an ordi-
nance ordering the Auditor and Police
Judge TO issue warrants for the collection
of Cedar street assessments. approved
February 26th, 1889 Said warrant bear
ing date the 26th day of February, 1889,
commanding me TO levy upon lot No. 4
in block 125, in the city of Astoria as
laid out and recorded by j. N. Shively,
10 collect an assessment of five and 75-100
dollars, which assessment was made for
the improvement of Cedar street between
West-6th street and Salmon street bv Or
oinRnce No. 1865, entitled an ordinance
declaring the probable cost of improving
Cedar street from West 9th street to
Salmon street, approved December 18th,
1888, l have this day levied upon lot No.
IN block 125 IN Shively's Astoria, and on
Monday, the 22d day of April, 1889, at
one o'clock 2. NJ. of said day in front of
The court house door in the city of As
toria, Clatsop county, Oregon, will pro-
ceed to sell lot No. in block No. 125 in
Shively's Astoria, to the highest bidder
therefor, to pay said assessment, costs
and expenses of sale. Said sale to be for
Q. S. gold coin.
Astoria, March 10Th, 1889.
W. j. BARRY,
Chief of Police.
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SberiT's Sale.

GTATE OF oREGoN,} COUNTY OF
- Clatsop. IS.
BY virtue of the command of Alex. Gil
bert endorsed upon a certified copy OF a
certain chattel mortgage. made and exc
cuted by j. E. Flynn. on the oath
day OF Dec. 1887 in favor Of Alex.
Gilbert, to secure a promissory
note of even date Herewith for the
sum of $4,000. with interest at the rate of 10
per cent. per annum. l did on the 10th day
Of April. 1889, levy upon the following des-
cribed personal property, being the proper
ty described in and covered by said mort
gage, to-wIt One two-horse truck, one 3IS
Fish Bros. two-horSe wagon, one cream
eolored horse and one gray colored horse,
and notice is hereby given that shall on
Saturday. the Goth day of April, 1859, at the
hour of two O'Clock p. NJ, of said day, at the
court house door in said county and state,
proceed TO sell the same at public auction TO
the highest bidder for cash, or so much
thereof as may be sufficient to satisfy the
sum of S375.00 with interest thereon at the
rate OF 10 per cent per annum from the 22d
day Of Dec 1883. together with the costs
aud accruing costs.
H. A. SMIDT,
Sheriff Of Clatsop County,
April 1lth, 1850. lw
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lie Ricihau's Golden BaIsam No.
Cures Chancres, first and second stages;
Sores en- the Legs and Body; Sore Ears,
Eyes, Nose, etc, Copper-colored BIotches,
Syphilitic Catarrh, diseased Scalp, and all
primary forms OF the disease known as
Syphilis. Price, So 90 per Bottle.
Le Richau's Golden BaIsam No. q
Cures-Tertiary. Aercurial Syphilitic Rheu.
matism, Pains in the Bones, Pains in the
Head, back Of the Neck, liberated Sore
Throat, Syphilitic Rash, Lumps and con.
tracted Cords, Stiffness Of the Limbs, and
eradicates all disease from the system,
whether caused by indiscretion or abuse
Of Mercury, leaving the blood pure and
healthy Price SIS 90 per Bottle.
Le Richau's Golden Spanish Anti
dote for the cure Of Gonorrhea, Glest,
Irritation Gravel, and oil Urinary or Geni.
tai disarrGngements Price Sc so per
Bottle.
lie RichGu's Golden Spanish In
lection, for severe cases Of Gonorrhea,
Inflammatory elect, Structures, SC. Price
81 so per Bottle.
lie Richau's Golden Ointment
for the effective healing Of Syphilitic Sores,
and eruptions. Price 81 90 per Box
lie Richau's Golden PilIs-Nerve
and Brain treatment; loss OF physical pow
er, eNcess or over-work, Prostration, etc
Price Sc 90 per Box.
Tonic and EeTvinc,
Sent everywhere, c. o. D., securely packed
per express.
c. F. RICHARDS g. co. Agents,
i2i L 4e0 Sansome street, Corner Clay,
San Francisco. Cal.
CIRCULAR MAILED FREE
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Storytelling Rp an Editor.

The small boy is terror when he has
an inquiring mind. Such boy strolled
into an editors room the other day, and
at once proceeded to down the patient
man at the desk.
care you on the paper?" asked the
boy.
"Yes."
"What do you do?"
Write for it."
"Write all the timer"
eyes"
Don't do anything else!"
"No."
Just wait for somebody else to dc
something, and then write about it?'
"Umr' calculated the small boy with a
look of deep disgust, as he walked off.
The toiler at the desk did not laugh,
never before had he felt SO small and
mean. He had been made to see him
self from new and original poiut of
view.
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Common Council.

DEGULAR MEETINGS, SECOND AND
IL fourth Tuesday evenings of each month
at ~ O'Clock.
EB-Persons desiring to have matters acted
upon by the Council, at any regular meet
ing must present the same to the Auditor
and Clerk, on or before the Friday evening
prior to the Tuesday on which the Council
holds its regular meeting.
THOS. s. JEWETT.
AuditOr and Clerk
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-04-17

THE BEST SALYE in the world fol-
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt RheiIm,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chlblains, COrns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price % cents per box. For sale by j,
G. Dement,.
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There is said to have been biunder in
the maps of the Mexican boundary
which will throw the line of lower Cali
fornis sixty miles further south and give
US much of the new gold-fields,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1889-04-17

Ocean Encampment, No. 13, 1. o. o. F
pEGULAR MEETINGS OF OCEAN EN-
II campment No. 10. l. o. o. F., at the
Lodge. In the Odd Fellows Building, a
seven 2 IL, on the second and fourth
Mondays of each month, SOiourning breth-
rau cordially invited.
Uzru uvIa n
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select knights of a. o, q. W,

DEGULAR MEETING OF NORTH
HI western Legion No. 2, will be held at
their headquarters in Pythian Castle every
THURSDAY at 80 p. NJ. Members Of the Le-
giOn in good standing, and visiting COM
rades are invited 70 attend, Drill each month.
By order Ot commander
WE. ROSS. Rec
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Seaside Lodge No. IL, A.O.U,W-
c., 2,

o5dslNS Iuus6 NO. I'd n q % w
DEGULAR MEETINGS OF SEASIDE
II Lodge No. u. A. o. U. W. will be held
IN their Hall in Pythian Castle, On
Saturday evening of each week, at O'Clock.
Members Of the order in good standing, and
visiting Brothers are invited to attend. Lii
hrary will be open fifteen minutes before
and after each meeting. BY order Nj. w,
W r ROSS Rec
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Scandinavian Benevolent Society.
DEGULAR MEETINGS OF THIS S0CIE-
Ia ty at their rooms in Pythian building
at eight O'Clock r. NJ. on the second and
fourth Tuesdays Of each month,
AUG. DANIELSON, Secretary.
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Boat Building.
JOE LEATHERS

Is at the old stand prepared to build all
kinds of boats used on the Pacific Coast.
: Buil:er Of steamers Electric, Fduorite,
TDnqutiR, and others.
Model Making a specially. Stock and
Workmanship first class.
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Astor Lodge No. g. x of p

DRGULAR MEETINGS EVERY WE'D
III nesday evening at Z 80 P. NJ. at Pythlan
Castle. Soiourning knights in good stand
ing cordially invited 20 attend.
By order G. G.
W. L. ROBB,
Il of T. and s,
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Companv HONG

PEGULAR DRILLS EVERY WEDNES-
Ia day evening. Regular meetings first
Wednesday Of each month TSP. M
A. e. SHAW,
Commander
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Notice.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN undersigned has applied to the County
court of Clatsop county, Oregon, to have
his name changed to John E, Farmer, and
that his petition therefor has been set by
said court for hearing on Saturday, April
18th, 1852, at nine O'Clock A. N.
JOHN E. PALMQUIST.
Dated April 2nd, 1889.
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Chronic constipation, with all its at
tendant evils, is cured by taking Ayers
Cathartic Pills. Sold by all dealers in
meflipiDe
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Astoria Building & Loan Association

VNHE REGULAR MEETINGS OF THIS
4 Association are held at 8 P. M, on the
first Wednesday of each month. Office on
Genevieye street, south Of Chenamus.
W. l.. ROBB,
Secretary
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SOCIETY MEETINGS.

Temple Lodge, No. IA. Z. Am.
DEGULAR COMMUNICATIONS q
Ee first and third Tuesdays in each Ny
month. at ~ o'clock, P. NJ, at the/VN
Hall in Astoria. Members of the order u
good standing are invited to attend.
By order ot the WIN.
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To Whom Il MaY Concern.

NOTICE is hereby given that by order
of common council will pay a re-
ward of $3.50 to "any boy" who will i'm
large within the corporate limits of the
city of Astoria, contrary to the pro-
visions of the ordinance prohibiting
cows from running at large.
W. J. BARRY,
Chief of Police.
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Notiee-Leadinu Lines.

r AM PREPARED TO LEAD LINES AT
Il s cents per lb. for lead used, including
work Of leading, Good work guaranteed.
- ERIK MANULA.
At 0ccident Cannery.
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Astoria, March 29th 9

ASIUIId, MdICH l5Il OF
NREASURY DEPARTMENT, Q. S, LIFE
u Saving. Service, Washington, ID. c.,
March l9, 1889.
Sealed proposals will be received at this
ONCE until O'Clock P. M, of Wednesday,
April "a, 1889. for the construction of a Life
Saving Station at Point Adams, Oregon.
Plans and Specifications containing full
information, and forms Of proposal, can be
Astoria and Portland, Oregon Superintend-
ent Twelfth Life-Saving District. AppraiS-
ers Building, San Francisco, California, :;
Superintendents of Construction Life-Say-
Ing Stations. Pacific Coast, q State street,
New York City, and upon application TO
perintendent.
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RuckIen,sArnica saIve.

Ohio farm mortgages aggregate S275,
100000. ...--.-.s ...---~ 49,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-09
Pat Equal to the Occasion.

You printed story about an Irish.
man who was threatened by q priest
with being turned into ra. unless he
quit drinking and beating his wife.
said friend who gathers up anec.
dotes OF that sort. Let me tell you
one. IL isn't new, bat | have never
seen II printed
Isquared myself and he proc eedcd |:
patrick Maginis went to confes-
sion and among othor sins, confessed
10 the good father that he had stol-
en- Mrs. Mulcaliy's pig, the loss OF
which had been great blow 10 the
poor woman.
Stole Mrs. Mulcahy's pig did ye?
That's very bad, Patrlck-very bad.
Don't We know Pat, that to steal a
pig Is n haynious sin, and to steal
Mrs. hulcahy'e pig is worse? What
will ye say on the day of judgment
when Mrs. Mrlcahy confronts you
before the Lord an charges ye with
the stealth her pig-whatll SO sayP'
Pat looked rather glum at this on.
slaught, but at this point he perk
ed up and said:
Sure, yer riverenceJ Mrs. Null
cahy won't be there
Indade; and why not. Pat Magin.
is1 Mrs. Mulcahy will be there an
tbe pig'll be there, an when yer ask
ed why ye stole the widdy's pis
whatll ye say, I'm wanting L
knowP'
will Mrs. Muloahy be there7' ask
cd Pat, great idea Illuminating hi
face.
She will said the good father Sc
verely.
And will the pig be thereH'
Certainly
Then, begorra, said Pat, triumph
Antly, iii say Mrs. Mulcaby, there
your pig.