The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-02-21

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-Bs sssry. Girls t sassy ssyt Elii
wh.elst Wlless Ne aai 80 hov they
esa. bsi siiil isey tasst,F b.
Mare csa fi baby 10 he crib
nssuf Meiaef ~. 3oefia j. 10 Tbs crib
Wat uli aoeeis has taa he nap
-Doeief ~ stila Wll bss fally
eoarsrei lMsf or yns doaior,
hnIs Bsll uas ssfi p yoar tig bill.
-The Anuufsa aleos haa rone q
yosr r,olsrs 80 iesg vlra familiar
with cue Isdisa
-ose ol ita slirsaes q 40
nsa iaia pai iae ise tha,, "a nssl
Ing llss tier vga ~ aleays' masbiog
their iAaiabN
II 'stampsi upeb the late can
psisH. aid lhe oae Legged man. And |,
ssii the aeprm pi'.eiae, ula3e q ieg
Of baad speeches
Ibirty-ays geH ssa AmTieas boys
bad sspirailpen ns President q
The Uuiiti State hw laeir smbiiioa 10
10 bscome s5oo9 h bail player
--Cltyelapa. prg.ts secretary is named
Daalsl sod HsBha nss ebristened
Eljab. Ilrrs apra 70 b. mere a. less
prophet ia llt prse ete,ary basinos'.
"A young IlI5 l4Ine hai sixteen
,ee,h extracted hex preparations
Tor marriage. Sse prepared ,ben TO
sas. Gun, Oh, paa slfh me, etc.
-Eshel tealeuas pafleD Oh. Aggia.
10 glad 20 see Jau. bey kiss) why.
Jon are engaged i,b upuedl Aggie--
How do you knoaf Eaa | Gao tell by
The way Jon hiss
~Mfs Homespna uh9 hsa terrible
time every moruiss Fling Der Young
brood out Of their htds. says she can't
understand why cbdlrlu arc called the
nsipg generation,
-Qaillpen Yoa hage made quite a
suceess Of tie profession Of teaching,
haven't yon, BirebrslY Brchroi Yes;
have always eude4ygr 70 putin my besi
Hicks At H.
Don't yon know, Emily, that It is not
proper for yoa q tau around and look
after a. gpu;lemsn2 But, mamma. was
only looking to sca II hs was looking 10
see II was looking
The nuisance 81 the hotel was ia tie
psrior warbliog "0h. would were
bird" "Well, heres beginning for
YOU" sald the landlord. Aud bo haaded
him his bill.
Caller (at Laosa ia lndiaaapolisl Il
should like % SEE Cen Harrison Servant
(reading csrd) y. F,lbias Jones, Mind
Reader lEapbatlolliy) You can't see the
general. siy.
Time, ia ii Afs Smith i. attired
10 deepest black r Smith (en,ering) =
VIVA, do seel IL m.monruing9 For
whom for which Tor vho2 Mrs Smith
II am mourning igf she late Mr., Smith.
-Mislfess Mary, haye you made the
dressing for tho tutkel9 Mary Sure,
ms'am, au I've made bis pants. bu, I'm
hxvin' hard work ail bis coat, for IFS no
samesiress am 81 al, at all
--EmpIoyer Why are yon so late2
ofiice boy Well, base Was late las,
night At DO a'eieiY meeting l.so one oh
de big saas your see Employer All
right III Just iire you
--Ycu newspaper q would be ruined
by The milenaigm a-olusa there would
be uothiag letl 50 alite sbaui You are
entirely aroag, hbel The millennium
cones or coiauos vil contain nothing
but paid for dds
Miss Gasbiagl5a admit, Arthur,
that this 10 laa lrst time ! have been
engaged. bat I'm ga yar noble gener
ous hrars Ls,Ha btotaef--. SIS the
babys cot y5pr bis Of engagement
rings
--B,asadsf h mo you are
pouring o., ruuy Wa dnpk for that
d,me. Tramp daas IL, because the
weather is oaii aaal 30 get warm, and
you kuoA il j. ! ge.i sscertaiuad scienti
ac fal tbai oaa sFalios does not make
Summer.
AN editors aud writer's for the press
are familiar with iAs provoking blunders
Of printsr Oao o. cur exchanges recent
y labelled an Article an the action Of the
governor Of tbe state 10 pardouiaS thief
"crosing foiyl" II appeared In type
"eranberry jelly.
IA gentleman, addressing the scholars
OF a large school, observed among the
decorations about the room an American
Gag. and said "Chiliren, can any OF you
tellsme why that iiag vas hung iherey"
TO hide The dirt, quickly responded one
SHARP boy who bal assisted 10 making the
preparations for tie occasion.
Little Bobby Doat you want TO take
me up 10 The lob ggaa sliie with you
sousc DAY, Mr. iiahsl Mr. Jinks Il never
90 10 aoy ,oboggaa fiile. Bobby; never
sss iohoseau, Bobby q tribe uonplus.
ed That's funny; ! beard "a say some
thing about your eoiag down hill a, fur
ious rate
-Ahts boy conplaiaei thai bis sister
bad pashed bin, vhich che denied. Her
father. iakiag bes aside said: Nov
Abbie. don't yea 81 20 Sauday school.
and dont they teach You ,ha, il Is wrong
70 tell liefg" Eve nAYeni got 30 fer as
that, tLe interrupted"
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