New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-12
THE TALK OF IRE DAE

First Club tdler--whst does this mesni ras pan,
says that Rocco, the welLknown sfchitset, 10 n an
ns sane asylum:
second Club Idlsr--oh yes he drew the plans .os
house to cost $4,000 and II cost only soo,oo0 A
commission was at once appointed which dselassa hin
inssne
Plenty Of Iron ~ His System Doctor-Yeuf blood
is dsfcisnt in quality, Mr. Jones. What you nssd
more iron in the system; ,,.
on az sss. we ss9 ae WS nv ssr s's s ps
hOuse.cleaning n.-tlnirngton Free Press
Presbyterian church IN pttsbtrg has Just secured
a soprano from Chicago By offering her $1,000 yess.
which $500 year moro than she has been receiving
II Is said that few old fogiss In the church ssutsd
to dispense with q soprano and siyo the $4,000 q
year to the poor and tho needy but the idea vas
not entertained for moment This ID not tho iAryes,
salary ever paid to choir singer In this country, but
1t Is said to DO the largest salary PAID to any singer
At the present tlmo.
Standing on Her Dignity. Husband ALARMED Ems
ny, there seems to be smoke coming up through the
things afre 10 her part Of the building! Quick ouieki
Wife loold and elyl-Cyrus, IN never do 1t ia
tho world We've lived three months IN this hat, and
abe has never called on me.-tChcago Tribune
Jacob shIeglua, Of Philadelphia, who recently died,
left $500 and gun to his nephew, Jacob Miller shIeE
luf, provided he drops his middle name. But ~ the
old gentleman left an estate valued at $4,000, the
nephew will probably consider that this Is rather
small price to pay for a middle name.
wsiter-Ahen, sir, you have forgotten to --ah-,
P0sS SS yes s9IE 81 ,,d had had !, forgotten Buy
Bazar
tn. weather We have been Skns would ooms.r.
very iavorsbly With that rare dayn June about which
Mr. Lowell wrote.
freo..rade organ says tStn reform scores al
gain bd u re y td as I ss .
only be successfully accomplished By the death Of
the a5lest Democratic leaders, the party VIII oe ataly
Herald
1t IS predicted that the present season VIII 10
good one IN Mano for small Herring. Thhs ought TO
bring down the price of sardines.
1t Turned Up Too Soon what's The nsasr'
i've recovered my valse.'
al don't see why you should swear tn that WY
Soh, you dou's chi The dArnsd thing Isn't worth
hes dollars and 4 hsa to turn s Sp Ss, rAsS or no
It's Just my luck'-(The Epoch.
weleoms Wells and his wife. Of Manhattan. Kan.
have Just celebrated their peHi' WEDDING. having
been married IN Troy, N. Y, sixty years ago.
Louisiana Postmaster who Is assisted in bis duties
by his young bridel-Why, Mary, what are al thess
postal cards doing bersi They should have gone In
Young Rrde tvho Is Mass.eausst,. school
have Just sr put TIN sse@ s. siIas
Gazette
You needn't go away for the summer You can
get all you want Of IL right here.
s.. Louis drsymaa made his mule drunk ne
other day. and the mule exhibited his srSiituGs Sy
biting on three OF his masters ringers. II 81 tn1
two legged donksys had ~ much horse sense a. nls
st. Louis mule Il would 50 hard With the dispasssrs
Of stImulauts. -(Boston Transcript.
me popular demand for the NUMBER OF
"Harpers Weekly published May q. illustrating the
rsnssnnial Celebration in Sew-YorS, has exceeded
the capacity Of Messrs. Hsrpor Brothers presses.
great many orders sttll remain untitled; hese win
be met IN due course, though vita an unavodaoh ae-
lay for which the publishers besReAk public indulgence
he Was TOO Honest-"I try 10 be man Of ny
word he said, as he entered Cadillac oaang-
yesterday, :" but can't always do as promise
What did you wants asked the proprietor.
~lou gave me a square meal on tick Two months
ago. The bill was forty-hve cents. ] promised 70
pay Ia six weeks, but ] am little late"
a don't remember tho circums tsnce.'
Perhaps nor, you are bls-hearted man, ous
/ do, and here's your money!
The proprietor pulled n 2 ~ Canadian bin ara
Hung out the change rather disguised with the mans
honesty. Ten minutes later however THIS dssiss
had changed 10 admiration. In making change no
took closer box at she bill, and on the bach b
found the stamp Suspended 1884, -fDetroit krcs
Press.