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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-03-07
HANCOCK.

Samuel Harlow moves into Clarence
Vinton's house this week. -. The Ladies'
Aid Society meets with Mrs. fl. G. Kid
der Wednesday afternoon and evening,
March 18th. All are cordially invited 49,.
Rev. A. G. Austin of Barnard breaches
here March 10th in exchange with Rev.
Mr. RYAN.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-03-07

The funeral of Harvey Vail was at
tended last Saturday. Mrs. John Keith
is at home Miss Mabel Keith has been
visiting her grandfather, l.. c. Udall....
A Sabbath School was organized at So.
Pomfret last Sunday. North Living
ston visited his parents the first of the
week.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-03-07

The school in No. closed Feb. 22d The scholars
wing absent or tariy marks were, Mabel and
Sadie BROOKS and Henry Chadwick. Those having
no tardy marks. Augusta and Myrtle Dupuis. Mabel
Woodwork, Fred Bates aud james Noodworth
Whole number OF scholars -.
OLIVE n. BARRows, Teacher
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-03-07
M A R RIE D.

In Bethel, Feb. 3, 1889, by Rev. S. II
Tucker, John E. Aldrich and Rose A
Dart, both of Bethel.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1889-03-07
NORTH RoYALroN.

The railroad surveyors are at work on
Mrs. Chas. Woodworth's farm.
Three Randolph Normal School stu
dents spent Saturday at Geo. bearings.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
GREAT NovEL1srs DISCOUNTED.

THAoxERAT wrote o famous tale of the
Great Ho0garty Diamond" DUMAS en-
balmed o queens =" Diamond Necklace " in q
celebrated romance: WnKIE CoLLrNs's
novels glitter with diamonds. and RoBERr
Louis ~STEvENsoN's stories of the " Rajah's
Diamonds " are magnificent in their realism.
But the news story Of Artist CowLE1's dia-
monds, first and exclusively published in
The EVENING WORLD yesterday. is rs roman
tic in its opening chapters 40 any of them.
Hero Is your unknown portrait painter.
your splendid p~rinoess-from Philadelphia,
you empty safe and mysterious disappear
ance
The continuation Of this remarkable dia-
mond tale a. told to-day will be read by TIE
EVENING WoRLD's readers with intense In
tArAgk.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
ANOTHER GOOD EXAMPLE SET.

Tho F1ax-spinuers' Association Passes Res
%oIutions FavorinE tho Children's Bill.
N ns Editor Of ne Evsntn0 World:
This was among the business Of Flax Spin
ners' No. 8, tonight, at 9sl Ninth avenue
Resolved, That TEE EVENING WORLD should
be supported by the working people of this
city because Of the interest it takes in their
behalf. shown by its defense Of the Half
Holiday bill and tho reform II In instituting
by defending poor parents In the custody Of
their children.
RESOLVED, That while we receive Govern
ment representatives from Hayti. we should
prevent the shipment Of arms and munitions.
Of war to be used in rebellion against n gov
eminent with whom we are at peace. and we
protest against the action Of the Dominican
Consul Of using his position rs representa-
i've to act as purchasing agent to buy vessels
and arms to be turned over to rebels against
q government with whom we are at peace
and whose representatives. we still receive.
Resolved, That the Secretary write to New
York ~Assemblymen to vote for bill for re-
viewing the action Of police justices in the
commitment of children.
JOSEPH SIMPSON,
Secretary Flax Spinners' Association No.
Feb, 25.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
PLAISTED HAS GONE AWAY
CREDITORS REGRET HIM AND DIVORCE
SUITS LANGUIsH IN JERSEY.

George I. Plaisted, who was q commission
merchant dealing in hides at rs Gold street
for twenty years, is missing and mourned by
a dozen men in the swamp" to whom he ID
indebted about 81 5000 in the aggregate.
The only creditors having any security are
in the firm of Willets d Co., of 303 Pearl
street, who loaned him 81. 700. of which he
paid $500, and for the balance Of which he is
nov q judgment debtor. The firm holds a
warehouse receipt for stored hides, which
may cover the amount,
L.. r. Robertson, 80 Spruce street, 10 out
. 1880, and says Plaisted, had he been so
minded, might have mulcted the Swamp mon
out of $50, 900. as he was we'll known and O
~favorite go-between for tanners and hide
mon.
Henry I. Hull. of Spruce and Gold streets,
sold 81, 700 worth of hides, as broker for
Thebaud Bros. 81 Broad street, to Plaisted.
B. M. Day, 70 Gold street, loses 5000, and
Louis Baer d Co., of Baltimore, $267.
Plaisted is supposed to have gone to
Europe, taking with him these goods, pur-
chased early this month. He disappeared
Feb. 10.
He had a wife at Orange. N. j.. but left
her three years ago, since which time he has
been a man about town. living at one time ut
the Gilsey House. and it is said that he often
appeared with q fascinating lady whom he in
reduced as Mrs. Mcdaniel.
There are oounter-suitsf for divorce between
Plaisted and his wife pending in the New
Jersey courts. The wife lives in O handsome
home at Orange. decided to her by Plaisted
years ago, and still retained by her.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
SNOW, DRIzzLE, SLUSH.
MISERABLE ENDING OF A STORM THAT
ORIGINATED IN HOBOKEN.

The dry, clean snow Of the early morning
was after q few hours reign forced by the
rising temperature TO forego its crystal form
and reduce itself to common everyday
drizzle Of water.
were Of snow-houses, snowballs, snow fights
and sleds were d~iscontentedly hustled into
waterproof clothing and packed of to school,
or else obliged to seek the seclusion Of their
nurseries and do the girl act with their sis
ter's dolls.
.Macintoshes covered the ladies and over
shoes the patent feathers of the dudelets,
while turned-up trousers barred their shank
lets to the storm. And the shop girls, only
partly sucsessful in mqfiiing their prettiness.
by sitting permit wandering eyes to light
upon the sensible but awkward rubber boot.
March is almost here, and thoughts Of last
years little snowfall doubtless led to many
probabilities point.
For Sergt. Dunn having completed the
weather outlook for the country, prophesies
nothing much worse than q general nastsness
for this day and night at least.
He has his eyes fixed s~uspiciouslv. However,
upon a certain atmospheric disturbance
away down in the Southwest, which during
the past twentv-four hours has bumped itself
about as If displeased over something.
oub ~ huReT appears W Do .ulreCtou- III
every direction, and, therefore, it 10 hard to
determine what point of the compass will
succeed in drawing the attack upon itself.
The storm about this city is purely local
and originated in Hoboken. II will not,
therefore, be of long duration.
But the whole country is in a generally
moist condition. the northwestern part Of
Kansas being the one part Of the United
States which is dry. This is not due to the
blue laws which prevail in that State.
AS to the mercury, In but one place in this
country did 1t descend to zero, and st. Vim
cent. Mimi. enjoys hat distinction.
In this city thermometer Dgis.ered 80,
and this temperature was general throughout
the country.
Owing to the many local storms over the
self as to what the morrow will bring forth.
The evening world., 1889-02-27

Judge Slower, Of Kansas City, recently per-
formed the surprising feat OF hearing and de-
Gliding four applications for divorce within six
minutes.
Ex-President Hayes has on his estate at FIRE.
mont, o., a fine herd of Attorney cattle that are
a greater source of pride to him than his famous
chicken-coops.
Prcsident-elect HARRISON usually wears a high
buttoned, double-breasted frock coat, and sell
dom has Il suit all of the same piece. He is a
regular smoker, smoking small cigars of clear
Havana.
The Austrian Emperor, Francis Joseph, is
said to be able to get through a prodigious
amount of work without exhaustion. Free
Quently, after a night spent in severe mental
labor, he will take a nap of a couple of hours ON
a lounge and arise completely refreshed.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
A TRAGEDY OF "THE TIMES"

Dukes, earls and princes in the stalls
Watch eager while the curtain falls
On each momentous scene;
It's q great tragedy they see,
And this the HERDS villainy-
Tho Wearing Of the Greenr"
Upon the stage displayed. behold.
Moved by . mighty journals gold,
Macdonald, Webster, Soames;
Fired by their hatred Of his crimes,
To brand assassin in the Times
Tho vilest wretch that roamsi
Who Is the Villain Who. but he
Who strives to set his country free,
Parnell, the Irishman?
And his accusers who? The plot
Has been exposed by Dick Pigott
Who leads the Tory vanl
Ia there . Heroine distressedf
By brutal hirelings oppressedf
Lo, Erin in the rartI
But stop, the curtain rises and
A scene not on the play-bills planned
Affrigbts the Tory hearth
Villain and Hero have changed roles;
There's not 4 villain 'twixt the poles
Dick Pigott's peer l ween!
Bee, Erln weeps for Joy and throws
Her arms on PRrnell's neck, the rose
OF England blushinR greenl
The evening world., 1889-02-27
Ringing Resolutions Of Thanks for
Tina Weiss's Rescue.
The Evening World" Amendment
Urged to Prevent Similar 0utra6eS.
Two Sets OF Voluntary Resolution
Worthy OF the Legislatures
Consideration.

At . meeting Of downtown business men
and women the following resolutions were
unanimously adopted:
WHEREIN, The New York "Evsnins
World" has so nobly espoused the cause Of
her parents Of little Tina Weiss, who was
so u~njustly ensiaved by the society for the
prevention of Cruelty to Chiidrent
RESOLVED, That We citizens, as an out
ragged public, tender to tho New York
"EveninG World" our most heartfelt
thanks and gratitude, and sincerely trust
that success will crown It's efforts in secur-
ing tho enactment OF the amendment 80
earnestly urged, In order to avoid a repoti-
ton Of any similar outrage.
New York, Feb. Ell.
Mrs. g. K%opelowich, G. M. Borck, 2 Bow
cry Louis Fisher. ~ Bowery J. B. Kauf-
man, ITO Bowery Eli R~osenbsum, 1913
Marcy avenue, Brooklyn G. Kosendorf &
Co., Al Walker street Fred Eberle, 1874 West
Twenty eighth street A. Mittenthal, 1858
East One Hundred and Twenty-third street 1;
j. Ablovich h Co., 4O9 Broadway Martin
Metzger, Z Maiden Lane; II. Il. Fogel, 401
Broadway; jacob Schwarzkopf, 2O2 Broad
way John S. Walker, counsellor at law, 4Ol
Broadway James j. Ovenden, 4O1 Broad
way L. w. Graham, 4o1 Broadway Alex s.
Rosenthal, counsellor at law Jacob Horo-
WITT, Charles Brou, Louis l.. Richmond, NJ.
Meltsner, Canal street; Behrens a Nehemiah,
Walker street; Rosenthnl Gordon, Canal
street; s. Davidson. Maiden lane; VIM. H.
Luther Il Son, Broadway; A. N. Loeb g. Co..
Wolker street ]. s. Leiser, Church street
]. R~abinowitz, Prince street; s. Linden
baum, Maiden lane RosemRn Levy. Maiden
lane; Oscar Fribourg, Grand street Daniel
H. Murphy, Attleboro, Mass; L. Rothesten,
East Broadway.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.

LID vulOn W 4nh IoOEh bs
In another column appear two sets of ear
nest resolutions touching the TINA WEISS
oase and urging the passage of TIE EVENING
WonLD amendment.
Thesessrc in addition to the ringing resolu-
ions Of Tammsny and the Republican County
Committee.
These resolutions voice u~nmistakably the
decree Of tho people that no moro outrages
like the JOSIE SHEPPARD and TINA WEISS
cases should be permitted, and that the pro-
posed amendment giving + all parents the
right of appeal from Q police Justices CON-
mitment should be promptly adopted.
But the opposition to this necessary reform
10 % bitter and formidable as it is unreason-
able and unjust.
Every organization with the rights of hu-
manity at heart should formally protest
against the existing law and indorse the
amendment.
Let the people speak out loud.
The evening world., 1889-02-27

Free lectures In the public schools, IN accord
ance with The EVENING WORLDS bill, will be
given tomorrow evening, as follows:
At 216 East One hundred and Tenth street,
Prof. Lincoln, on -Four Great European Pow.
ers;'" at 80 Allen street. Prof: FIG. Caldwell, on
7 Solar system and the World We Live 1n;'
The Lungs and Their Functions; y at Seven.
tieth street and First avenue, DR.. Hanchett,. on
Forty-fourth street, Prof. Leipziger, on THE
Rights and Duties of ,Citizenship;" at 22b West
fF!NGEs snatitntio sssie Iaw rTo At f q; 4 Bro Sle%e stres on
Prof. s. Helm, on 1.-THE Microscope Among
Common Objects"
No tickets of admission to the lectures are
needad.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
BILL NYE'S APPREHENSIONs.
He Feared Ho Was To He Sacrificed for the
Death Rate Average.

He Feared Ho Was To he Sacrificed for the
Death Rate Average.
Bill Nye was lecturine in Pennsylvania q
short time ago with James Whitcomb Riley.
At one of his appointments Mr.. Nye, 80 1t is
said. felt very much depressed. It is a
popularity of humorists to be melancholy al
times. and he was in this mood at the time.
One of the committee went back Of the
scenes to see him. and the depressed humor-
list welcomed him as q scene of unusual good
sunshine. They shook handB-Nye earnestly,
the committeeman decorously.
Mr.. Nye," he said, grayely.. you will
find this an unusually healthy city"
"Ah :" said the humorist.
Yes. the death rate is only one q day"
At this juncture Hye took the committee.
mar by the arm and hurriedly asked:
" Is he dead ?"
who S.sS Fl CALCULATED tho committeeman.
why, the man for to-day" was the grave
reply.
into the immovable face of the lecturer.
Isn't there O clerk or register or coroner,
or something. like that. of whom you conld
find out whether a man for to-day has died ?'
Why, yes; suppose So" slowly replied
the Committeeman.
"Wonld YOU be so good. then, as to find
out, and before ] commence the lecture il
possible, whether the man is deadl If he il
dead, l am all right, for we are TO leave the
city carly tomorrow morning but il he il
not dead, / cannot but feel uneasy about my.
self, as ! am not we'll tonight"
The kind hearted committeeman hurried
away to get the information.
When Nye and Riley were in their room
that night a bellboy told Nye that q gentle
man wished to see him. He rent down into
the parlor of the hotel and there met the
committeeman.
~ am sorry to disturb you, Mr.. Nye," h
said, /" but / could not get the information
any earlier. It lie all right. That death rate
died this morning"
The evening world., 1889-02-27
PICTURES IN NBWsPApHRa

Apicture publishedin THE EVENING Womb
on Monday afternoon has been the means of
tracing o wanderer, whose family and friends
had given him up for dead, whose wide circle
Of acquaintance mourned the loss Of sn
artist of skill and talent.
A great many gibes have been made ut
newspaper pictures 4" and their so-called
lack Of resemblance. The one instance Of
the RAUBIsoHEcK case would atone.forninety-
Ond-nine newspaper pictures that go wrong.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
VOICES OF SOME MEN.

Mayor Grant has q frank. CHEEKY voice that
always has n cordial ring to il when he welcomes
a visitor. Experts say II Is q high, rich bari
tone. and that it is a pity that the Mayor never
lifts it up in song.
Tn hoarse and discordant tones OF ex-Mayor
Hewitts organ resemble those Of the cracked
fog-horn over at Hoboken Heights. when heard
at distance. Only dyspeptics have such voices.
Comptroller Myers's voice is soft and persua-
sive; his enunciation is clear cut and distinct,
and his intonation is somewhat English, YOU
know.
For \ small man, Col. Fellows has the biRgo
voice to be found anywhere in Gotham. WheN
ever he sums up a case in Court, its deep and
resonant vibrations make the loose window
sAshes rattle IN the old General Sessions build
ing As II al earthquake had struck the town.
Recorder Smyth has = remarkably soft and
gentle voice. He never raises it above 4 certain
pitch, even when prorouncing capital sentence
upon a condemned criminal.
Gen. Roger A. Pryor's voice, especially when
In argument, has the penetrating and ear
splitting characteristics OF an old fashioned
Mississippi steamboat whistle. When he is
arguing a case before the General Term the
judges in the other court-rooms have to take a
temporary adjournment.
One OF the noisiest men in town Is the Rev. DR..
Taylor, OF the Broadway Tabernacle. When he
gets warmed up TO the text he roars like a lion
and shakes his shaggy name over his eyes.
Collector Magone's voice can be heard through
several thicknesses Of granite and double deaf
ened partitions when he is giving instructions to
his clerks down at the Custom House. 1t tis
high-pitched aud sounds like a hne-toothed buzz.
saw going through \ hickory knot.
Citizen George Francis Train has tho mellow
and wel-seaSoned voice OF the veteran tramp.
Exposure to the many vicisstudes OF out of-door
life in Winter and Summer has made IL some.
what foRgy at times.
Col. Elliott r, Shepard has cultivated a rich
and vinouS intonation, with the assistance Of his
carefully selected cellar. It has lately shown q
bad break In the upper register. however, which
diseloSeS itself when he declares war on the
rebels or dsnouncOs the w~ioksdnsSS Of Sunday
Newspaper.
The Little Wizard" or the Little Black
Man." - Jay Gould Il known down on the
street. has q still small voice, which IL scarcely
ever used above . whisper. especially when he a
talking TO . reporter or an Investigating COM
mittSA.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
In Honor OF ID. w. McAuoeny.

The telegraph fraternity Of New York and VI:
cinity has rendered a complimentary concert to
Mr.. w. d. McAneeny, a fellow-operator and
tenor singer. The concert will be given in
Chickering Hall next Saturday evening, when
the following volunteers will appear: Mr.. =. j.
contralto; Mr.. Fred Steeb, baritone; Mr..
Thomas J. Drill, basso; Mr.; Albert Z. Green
halgh, pianist, and Mr.. Michael Banner. violin
and the services Of q chorus of nifty male voices
will be enlisted. Mr.. .McAneeny, the bensfi
rome" and "TTis Better Not to Know"
The evening world., 1889-02-27
Prepare for Spring

Now Is the time to attend to your personal condition
In preparation for the change TO Spring season. II you
have not Wintered we'll, II you are tired out from
oVerwoTk, II your blood has become impure from close
confinement in badly ventilated onieeS OF shops, you
should take Hoods sArSGpArillA at once. 1t will purity
and VitAliEe your blood. create = good appetite and give
your whole system tone and strength.
This Is to certify that ! have used Hoods sarSapa-
rhlA In my family for some time past and have found IL
70 be = good blood purifier. II has been OF great benefit
e. recommended, and I have no hesitation in recon-
mSndinG It 10 all who are In want Of any medicine Of the
kind" RoSEnF A. SAITH. Justice Of the Peace
HOnSSdAlS, Pa
The evening world., 1889-02-27
They Want Big Buildings.

Both the Republican and County Democracy
County organizations are reported to be seri-
ously considering tho erection Of buildings like
Tammany Hall for permanent headquarters.
The Republican scheme, which has for promot-
ers Cornelius N, Bliss, John r., Plummer, A.
that 800, 900 has already been raised for q
building fund.
The evening world., 1889-02-27

1t is related of Paul Schefher. one Of ex-Cor.
oner Eidman's shouters in the Tenth Assembly
District, that he recently visited Internal Rev.
einue, Collector Giegerich's, Office and picked out
the desk which shall be his when EiCLmAn sue.
ceeds Giegerich in Office by appointment Of
President Harrison.
The evening world., 1889-02-27

TIL Carl Sahm Club of musicians has With
drawn from the Miscellaneous Section.
The Miscellaneous Section will send to the
Legislature a protest against the repeal Of thu
Yates Convict Labor bill.
The striking carpet-workers are still confident
OF ultimate victory. The Packing-Box Makers
Union has contributed SIS towards their sup
port,
P. J.. Haybyrne, Of the BARRIERS Union, has
been elected Secretary Of the Miscellaneous SEQ
ton for the unexpired term caused by the with
drawal of Ernest Bohm.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
Ex.Muyor whitney Made. n w,dow,r.

Mrs. Sarah Whitney, wife of ex-Mayor Daniel
ID. Whitney, Of Brooklyn. died at her home. 10
Poplar street, Brooklyn, yesterday Of heart
disease. She was in her sixty eighth year and
married Mr.. Whitney in IS45.
Mrs. Whitney leaves two sonE, one Of whom,
Daniel ID. Whitney. ir., is Brooklyn's Assistant
Corporation Counsel.
The evening world., 1889-02-27

tN'om the Chicago Ners
Assistant Night Editor calling down speaking
tube>-Got to have about seven more lines on
the. telegraph page to fill out the last column.
Night Editor--Rnn int despatch from U|jijijijiji
or somewhere else i'll Africa announcing discov-
cry that Stanley has been killed by natives.
Assistant some minutes lster)-Got to have
two more lines. Despatch didn't all column. =:
Night Editor (roaring mp speaking tubej-Puf
in 4 despatch contradicting 1t, you everlasting
gourdhead
The evening world., 1889-02-27

An they dance q Joyous measure to express
their bubbling pleasure, the goldman and the
iceman are tickled most to death. For
they're thinking with the plumber. there's
no danger now of Summer, since old Winter,
~ . Splinter, has Just got his:seoond breath.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
Her Inference.

tFom he Washington Crihc.l
Congressman who is closer than the skin on
the back of your hand was talking to a lady tho
other day about a wild, extravagant friend Of
theirs.
All. Mrs. F." he said, respectfully, "a fool
and his money are soon parted.
"You, are no fool, are you 2" she replied,
woman[ike, coming to the rescue of the other
man.
The evening world., 1889-02-27

Tho American Duchess" was not pre-
Sented to Queen VICTORIA at the drawing
room function yesterday. Why should she
be1 The Duchess of MARLBOROUGH was once,
"a LILY PRICE, an American sovereign in her
wi right. She is not in need of any royal
stamp to pass current in the effete monarohios.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
Able LIeutenants s,iII There.

Notwithstanding the long absence Of Tam-
many Halls big chief, Richard Croker, in the
South, the affairs of that organization have not
suffered in the least. His trustworthy lieuten-
ants, Chairman Gilroy and Secretary Steckler,
of the on Organization, have made
no mistakes, for they are not constructed after
that fashion.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
A understanding.

Miss Knickerbocker tof New York, dining in
Boston, adaptS her conversation to her environ
ment)-Do you consider the religion Of the
American Indian q pure theism, Mr.. Twombly 7
MIR. Twombly-Oh, / say, come off! ! beg your
pardon. / mean you are under a slight misap-
prenension. am from Chicagoi
The evening world., 1889-02-27

II 1t be proverbiaily unsafe 10 buy "a
pig in . poke" 1t seems for the British
Tories, the oppressors Of Ireland and the
mborners of political forgery, to have been
equally impolitic to NV a P1oorT before he's
poked up in cross-examination.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
A womun,s Genuine Tribute,

To Ne Editor Of TIE Ereniag World
an a constant reader of your paper. and
seeing your noble efforts in the Tina Weiss
case, l say: MAY you, with Gods help, pros
per in all such undertakings"
New York. Feb. rs. 1889. MAY BILL.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
Rapid Treatment.

lffom fenontnes Ners.J
Doctor-How is your husband. Aunt Cynthia 2
Aunt CynthiG-Hes wuss dis mAwnin. doctah.
lots wuss.
,Doctor-Did You give him that medicine az I
directed teaspoonful every hour7
Aunt Cynthia-No. doctah, | Jest, give him do
whole bottle ter wunst.. He wanted to hurry up
and git well SOS ter gwine to de show ter night!
The evening world., 1889-02-27
Miner. Asked to Accept n Reduction.

SCRANTON, Pa, Feb. 27.-The miners in the
Delaware and Lackawanna and the Pennsyl-
vania Coal Companies c~ollieries have been in
t%erviewed separately while at work, and asked
If they would consent to q reduction in the
price paid for cutting coal. corresponding with
the reduction that they demand in the price of
in the negative. while others refused to give
any answer. The action Of the Companies has
caused 4 great stir among the miners.
The evening world., 1889-02-27
A Gentle Hint,

tFrOH the boston Courier. j
III you don't want me to know where you've
been. Henry, when you come home this way"
said u wife to her late and somewhat demoralized
husband, you had better run upstairs when
you are coming to bed.
Why sho, m dear -
"Because by running upstairs you will lose
your breath"