Evening journal., 1889-08-20
ITEMS OF INTEREST

ANXIOUS PAssENeER-"I this Philly-
delphyg Conductor-"It is. Passen-
ger-"Ain't seen nothin of Sam Elson,
have yer2' Conductor-"Don't know
him Passenger-"Shol / hoped yer
did He moved over here from our town
about twenty years ago, an owed me two
dollars / wanted { get chance { swat
him once with this umbril as the train
went through. Judge.
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Ross has removed from l16 Market
street to his new store 210 Market with a
large stock oflatest styles of Hats, White
Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned If goods are not satisfac
tory
OMAHA Teacher-"I shall have to pun
ish you for being late to school" Tardy
Boy-"It was Johnny Smiths fault, who
lives next door. His pa was goin' to give
him a lickin and had to stay and hear
him howl Omaha World.
WARM weather often causes extreme
tired feeling and debility, and in the
weakened condition of the system, dis
eases arising from impure blood are liable
to appear. 10 gain strength, to over
come disease, and TO purify, vitalize and
enrich the blood, take Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla
II REALLY don't see what is the matter
with my razor to-day. 1t is so dull that
il don't cut at ALL said Johnny's pa
why, pa said Johnny, 'it was sharp
the other day. when used it to make a
ship with. The Epoch.
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Two squares from Market, on Seventh
street, is cigar house that has led in
quantity and quality and price for the
last twelve years. 1t is utterly impossi-
BILE even by the MOST astute to know why
anybody and everybody don't walk that
distance to save ten, twenty and thirty
per ceut. But let one man make the
effort to day, and another tomorrow. and
rest assured they'll all follow. CHAP
MAN, Seventh and Orange.
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BRowN-"Do you find your wife wait
ing up for you when you go home late
and tired, Green2" Green-"No do
not" B'-"Then you ought to be a
happy man" G-"I ought, ought II
Something worse than my wife is wait
ing up for me when | 60 home late and
tired, as you call it," B.-"WLatY" g.
MY mother in Flaw. 81 Boston Courier.
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JELLY glasses with covers 20 cents per
dozen, at Rows China Depot, Alb King
street.
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ALFRED-"Going to the Paris Exhibi-
tion, old man2" Algernon-'' No, deah
boy cawnt countenance wevolution even
aftah hundwed yeahs Alfred-"But
Wales went. Algernon-"Y aas but
Wales's tone isn't what it was. Look al
his daughters marwiage -Munsey' 1
Weekly.
FEHRENBAcH's and StoeclSle's Beers
Foord Bottling Co.
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RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale, Ky
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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PETTED DAUGHTER-'Papa, | woul,
like little money. | want to buy bo,
Of fancy candies. Indulgent Father
"All right my child. Here's a quarter
What are you waiting for?
Petted Daughter-"For little NOR
money, papa The twenty FIVE cents vii
just buy the candy | want dollar nov
to buy the box Chicago Tribune.
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PRICES of lots at Creston are still yer,
low, and those who buy now will real
the profits; SO monthly. Office, II;
Market street.
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THE Main idea in the United States is
Look out for Mel The great Yanke
state is turning Catholic Its inhabitant
are always celebrating Mass. Sullivan L
a greater man in Hit than Gov. Lowry il
Miss. Virginia was once the mother o
Presidents, but the Keystone state is tn
Pa of protectionists. The state cele
brated for its schools and lessons is Conn
Detroit Journal.
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, WATCHES and Jewelry at Millard
Davis, No. 8 East Second street
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BEReNER & Engel 'Tannhaeuser Bee
, Foord Bottling Co.
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"AND I want il to say. TO my hui
band, in an appropriate place, said tn
: widow in conclusion. TO Slab, the grav,
{ stone man. 'Yessum, said Slab. An
! the inscription went on: To my hu
band, In an appropriate place. Life.
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Dr. DEHARnr's pennyroyal pills 8
Sold by druggists; also by mail BOB I
Ninth street, Philadelphia. Ladies b
ware Of limitations
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