Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-11-22
WORK OF THE v,,s

ms N small a business-Tbss as Gov.
of society. - I" Shining \
The way of the tr..
shin in over into Canada 1seanss'es~4
cause both are ee on f the bs, ;Ea'era
WHEN a man has q aa.
cruel u to dam his eyes . any sat ;s,s
-. P ; you ever fall in ,o ,af IT.
her father" 'ne assists
A 1HEARr1rss punster Vow.
London society is a good report gr
by Jack the Ripper. s''' deal
DocroR-Your child mo,
" large head. M hau IAN;
he lnherlts it from his fatb ,aeak
DRUGGIsr-Have any aan
night? Night Clerk 1aisos calls
ana l lost six dollars on q n .,.'s y
The Toronto Globe te,i p"',a'
who has cooked his own hoo u
fifteen years. He must 11f;,e Tee
well done. Like
"PA, what is a blanket ~
asked Johnny Cumso. Ut mort
keeps a man warm worL;na, ~ Que
replied Cumso. 'opd
LYMAN doesn't seem IL H.
ing with the Blo,cer of f late te 81 5
his circulation has fallen 'a ate
joined the church" VII sl
Tramp have scarcely a ,,c
back, mum; can't you helm ' u.
Lady-Certainly, sir; here's 4 y
bag, help yourself.
us I, THERE anything man
do?" asks an exchange. " W.
never yet found a man vh We
scold the children with his m nu
ct pins.
Lawyer-And you assert ~,
prisoner worked on a farm sins ,abI
born. Witness-Yes, sir, 1 Tsr]
What did he do the first raa na
nestle MIXED. WI
"LET me rule France. ssays il
dent, "and I Carnot who maIeitsI1
N. Bills name is pronounced n
but we won't let a little thinglh mi
interfere with a pun. 'N'1
YOU'VE Wife-Ach! how fortn,|
am in possessing a husband who Al
stays at home in the evening, R1
Friend-Yes; your husband neye]
much addicted to pleasure.
SAID the faxen-haired maiden !
dapper young man behind theco1]
"Have you any nice, soft muslin
will suit my complexion and h
Clerk" Bleached or nnbleacbel]
"I1's always a relief to me vi
comes time to pay Off Bridget
Mrs. Howeskeep. "Why q" ino1
her husband. Because that istle
time when / feel positive that she
not employ me-"
AT a foreign railway station: "Go
can [ smoke in this carriage:H n
is against the rules. . "Then, vhe
all these cigar ends OIL the floor
from 2" From smokers who havt
asked permission"
81 SAY, Tommy! Tommy! vlsr
you?" 'Here, mamma; in the gan
'Great heavens, Tommy! What
are you doing there, up to yourkne
mud 2" Why, mamma, I've justl
ed myself, and you'll soon Sc
grow"
Now. REMEMBER, Belinda
Mrs. Sharply to her daughter
married, violence in anything is
unladylilSe. Ofcourse, you will
times disagree with your husban
always hit him with the soft end
broom"
LOVELY Daughter-Why do
object to Mr.. De Poor? Is it not
to live in cottage with one 70
than to dwell in a palace wit
you hate? Practical Father-I
dear, very much better; but he
the cottage.
SIGNING FOR HOME.
Home was the word that he whispere
AS over his form they Bonded;
Dim was his eyes once brilliant glow,
His journey was surely ended.
Home" he whispered and raised his he
From the arm where it was reclining
And with wistful longing the word he
That was full of unspoken pinins.
Home" he viii spered; but useless qul
Was his plea the police grew harder
In the station they locked him up oil n
And charged him with drunk and dis
-Merc1,ant I'raceler.