St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-02-24
good fortune to find any of these exem-
plary young women up TO the present

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BEEN LOOKING FOR TEN YEARS.
4 E. j. RoSe-I have been looking for
the right person for ten years, and thus
far my ideal has failed to present her.
self. / may be somewhat particular,
but then one should not jump in the
dark. Providing man exercises proper
Judgment and makes wise selection,
he will be happy, but not otherwise.
~ BUSINESS MUST BE BETTER.
Dan Byrnes-I certainly will not
marry until the law business picks up
little, and / can support wife III
suitable manner.
L I IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE.
e. A. O'Brien-Because hotel life is
expensive, very much so, for one, let
alone for two, and as l am very fond Of
travel, do not care to bur den myself
with additional baggage.
HE IS TOO TICKLE.
e Lac Stafford-The reason do not get
married is because l am too tickle. One
day fancy blondes and the next bru-
nettes. / believe | shall have to COM
promise on red-headed girl. provided
She has nice bank account, and is not
irritable.
sar HIS HEART IS TOO TENDER.
gDave Chute-As | know so many
pretty girls. and as have such tender
heart, l naturally do not know where to
| begin, so rather than cause the dear
creatures any pain, lprefer to remain
bachelor.
BECAUSE HE'S AN ATHLETE.
Chauncey Wheeler will never
marry, because | am giving all my time
to athletics, and my DOOR wife would
always be afraid that would come with
a broken nose or a Spralned arm.
Leavitt Randi will marry only a
woman with millions, and she must be
equally as we'll Off as l am. Besides,
she must be content to reside in the
country.
NO MARTYR IN HIS.
Billy Munson-NO, indeed. L do not
| propose tn make martyr OF myself for
any woman. There is too much of a
saineneSs about it to suit me.
NO ONE WILL. HAVE HIM.
Fred Dean-I hardly think that shall
| ever marry, because / ain having too
good a time now, and l honestly do not
believe that anyone would have me.
DON'T THINK ENOUGH OF ONE WOMAN.
ID. A. Dormdn-l do not intend to
| marry because do not care enough for
| any one woman to link myself to her
forever.
John A Sctilener-I guess / ana better
off as | ain. Marriage is a costly eX-
pertinent, and besides am not fond of
scolding m0thers-in-iaW.
HE WILL GET BALD FIRST.
Roger Vail have decided not to
marry until l aln bald-headed. | will
| thus be spared considerable torture, and
then | prefer not to have my beauty
spoiled. anyway.
WANTS TO MAIZE AN-IMPRESSION.
Ben Kruse-As soon as can make an
impression OH a nice, pretty girl with
lois of money and quiet, gentle dlspo-
| sition, you will hear OF nay engagement,
| not before.
AFRAID OF BREACH OF PROMISE.
Tommy. OrrLWiH ever marry?
Now. see here; if say yes it may COM
piicate matters and bring things to
| climax; while on the other hand, if
say no, it may result in nay being sued
for breach OF promise.
JUST ENOUGH FOR ONE.
| DIR. Thomas saiiberte-BecauSe | am
very contented as | am. Besides, L am
| too busy, and have just enough money
| for one.
MARRIAGE Is A LOTTERY.
W. G. Hobart Marriage is a big lot
| tery, and not one man in thousand
| draws prize. L am pretty lonely, but
/ have not enough confidence to get
married.
COAL Is TOO HIGH.
DR.. P. O'Brien-The price of coal and
rents is too high just now to think OF
marrying. Later on, perhaps. when
| things are cheaper L may consider the
| wife : -. =
| LIS RI ATT, NJ ARRIFD.
II Eayour Langdon-Because eyery,good
looking girl L have ever fancItd was
Leather married or engaged, so l have
!ssgNen the whole thing up.
( MA TSsaPRETTY-eGIKk NITH MONEY.
sNill Neiler-SO many girls object to 4
| fellows belonging TO a club on the
gfound that it keeps him out so late at
T Ilfght, that / will hot marry in a hurry.
OF course. If girl was unusually bright
| and had any amount of money, she
| might stand some show with me, but
| not otherwise.
| MAKES TOO MUCH WORK.
Harry Pratt find it hard work to
support myself. let alone wife. Be-
sizes. have yet found no one to nay
liking.
| THEY ARE EXPENSIVE.
| DR.. Sweetser-Women are an eXDen-
sive luxury, and they are too hard to
| please to suit ME.
THE CLUB IS Els HOME.
| j. B. Atwater- Because the club
| takes the place of home, and the club is
| peaceful home. If a man is sick he
is better off at hospital, providing he
has the money to pay Tor good care.
WOMEN TOO FOND OF DRESS.
A. n. Jordan-BecauSe as a rule the
1 average girl does not care for anything
/ but fine dresses, the opera and her ear
I rage. When L can find nice little
| lady who will be willing to exist on love
| and kisses in cottage at the lake will
| give her-a big medal. But count me
/ out when it comes to getting married.
| HE WANT $40 WEAR A DRESS SUIT.
| Will uallowell--I would willingly get
I married, only 1 am afraid my wife
| would oppose my attending the club
meetings SO often. Besides. | have just
/ bought dress suit at bargain, and it
| would be a shame to lay it away.
ALWAYS GET LEFT.
j. S. Van Antwerp have made sew
eral attempts to catch on, but somehow
! Or other | always get left. l may have
! luck yet, however.
HE'S ENOUGH By HIMSELF.
| F. L. 1hreSher-I have all can do to
paddle NY own canoe without taking Oil
another passenger. Then like to at.
| tend the club, and that would raise a
| disturbance yOu know