New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-14
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TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Some OF Miss Frances T.. Wliard's ADMIRERS reier "
her as great oratrix.S
Evolution Of Lterature.-Great Magazine Editor e
few years hencel-No use ; no use ths magazine mus
stop Where's that box OF Rough on Rai s.,. wh..
has happened Have the war articles run QUIT
Worse All the writers IN the country have go
gObbled up by literary syudicates'-tN -forA "ee1S
Hiram Atkins, the lone Democrat Of Vermont feels
comfortable again, now that he is out In the cold.
The Limit Of Endurance-Goth Pcliccman,Thy
did you knock that gentleman down and JUMP On I'm
Janitor (browustone fat palscelJust a. ne inqmree
ne p Sai Of S s d. po ssSA' s. Why
stand every thing Philadelphia Record.
Tho atest London fad is the collection Of the doot
knobs and bell handles of famous people. Tho Anert
can college boy sometimes INDUCES in this fad but no
doesn't confne himself to those Of famous people,
When he feels real good, and the policeman isn's
around he will collect the door knob or bell hanah
Of the most unknown person In the town.
About this time Mrs. A. visits the premises ust va
Gated by Mrs b.. aud Mrs. B., looks over the house
bome T m glow Of Joyful excitement to tell what
dirty house she saw, and 10 say she can't see no"
people can, etc-tBoston Transcript.
People who think of ebing to oklahoms arc in.
formed that they can buy good farm IN New England
for less than the cost Of an outfit TO the Terri
tory. farm consisting Of ffIy acres Of good land
In Springfield, N. H, with house and barn In good
order recently sold for $3.50.
Economical.-she-Robert, have plan for saving
money
she-Yes. Coal is so cheap, you must sell youf
sail boat this spring and buy steam yacht'-fIime.
The MexIcans prove that they do not deserve the
nickname Of Greasers' BY refusing to eat American
lard.
Sizing Them Up.-AIrs Gadd-Thst new family next
| door to you must be purity we'll of; they've got
p'@ Mrs eabD-Hahi They don't own it; It's rented
BY the way they bang on h'-Phfadelphis
Record. .,
GEORGIA peach trees have blossomed heavily this
spring that 1t has been found necessary TO thin them
out That Is the reason that Georgia peach trees msk
us think of the Democratic lbels on tho Administers
ton.
"why, Georgie' said girl to her little brother
I'VE lust heard that you were whipped at school last
week. had no idea OF IT TIL ma told me rev
Hadn't you' responded George And then .;, he ,.
added. with an air OF pride, why, Knew 10 all the
time FL portland Advertiser.
The Queen Of Greece writes poetry. In the pariancs
Of the printer, her poems are =" fat'
II the people Of Easton would treat disorderiy
students Lafayette precisely as they would treat
SSSS Of or s wSen 'ra@ sg es
the public peace the faculty of the college would have
sss S SsD on M DEALING M tho sodey Students As
though the latter gentlemen, after the students
on the level with roughs. -tPhladelphts Ledger.
SAYS a Waterbury. Conn. bookseller; 1t seems
IL nobody read an American book here In waterbury.
Nobody ever buys ono, except at Christmas, when pec
pie want to make gift The rest Of the time when
a customer asks US 10 recommend novel, and We
bring out some American book The customer says
| oh not that l want some paper covered novel for
Is 20 cens.' And so II gees. Look at our shelves
piled high with cheap English. reprints. It's all
English English. It's too bad, to9bad. doHt so
how they afford to issue any novels in cloth edi-
tons at al. i don't they sei enough OF them
to cover the cost. l guess there Ism al, pront In
It from the way they arc dropping cf.'
slIakt Mistase--At the Theatre. Biobson trisng
eSeitedly -Down with tha. RCD nmbr,lla n front.
Mrs. 'Rlohson drawing him bachelor .melcys
sake, hush up That ant an umbrella iFs "'~
spring hat-t Burlington Free Press
Philadelphia detective says that one remarsaols
effect Of the HI License law has been TO ifcc ths
city almost wholly from professional burglars thieves
and other criminals These people, he says
always associate together, aud when their resorts
and haunts were broken up they cleared out Inefo
Is no place for them to 10, DO piscs
OF rendezvous, and accordingly tney nav.
gone to other places where saloons ana
all-nlght dives such they frequent arc permiaed
to aourishp New-york City, with It's ten or tweiVe
thousand saloons, probably gets Philsdephss former
| quota Of CROOKS.
Arectionate Husband Good-by, dear: should !
be detained at the oioe this evening, III send you
| note by mssenger.' w.. .,..dv
| taken It out OF your breast poeket-tPuek
II looks as II the farming implements first needed
BY the Oklahoma settlers win be brace OF revofsers
| Was Getting short.--A policeman came upon ne
naIr An n doorway Jefferson-ave. yesterday. oae
was Young man Of innocent look and stoop shoulders
and the Other keeneyed ann compliment ndNhaS
| Of forty. ,.. A., s..
soh, no-none whatever answered the compiacsM
| man. as
s ss sS Sssss i sss ysHlRs nan
.That was me- said the young man. 81 lent gig
m man on the train ~ 10 another at the depot and
cssbed ais check Tor chap down the corner
This gent wants me 10 sdyance Him sas on . so ~
As am running short Of cash. want 10 cbiige, yoe
/ know, but he onght 20 have asked me sooner
| Detroit Free-Press
correspondent Of The St Ionis Globe DsrnoerAS>
states ihsk the rowing Of the Eastern colleges ~ no
| mp 10 the best form' Perhaps Mr.. Bob covk. "
Yale, win favor the company with few remarsa
Accounted Por.--Suanser- what's the mater VIII
this iQWni Everybody looks hssssrd end spiescs
place ' lest week lsuiAGsssta Ssss. ssss.