New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-14
THE TALK or TIE y.

There IS hardly express company In the cry
which does not frequently fail to deliver trunks 10
time TO have them checked for the trains which thef
owners desire to take. The other day baggage
express company took a valise from downtown hoet
AZ half past in the afternoon and promised fathiuiy
10 deliver the Grand Central station In time ios
the 6 o'clock train 1t not delivered until
quarter after G, aud when remonstrateu "I'h' ny
surly driver would give no explanation except 'ha
he couldn't git up any sooncr' II We were not \
very patient people we should have taught these iet
lows needed lesson long ago. II some one who ha
been treated like this gentleman would bring su!
for damages against tho offending company hs wou9
easily win his suit and there would be much lees o.
this sort OF thing In tho future
A gentleman was recently telling me OF the eresf
kindness with which no was treated IN lour! NM
said "That journey knocked all my ideas as 10 N:
total dePrayy Of man into atoms h i,e S' be
in reaching the depot In jersey Cly' Inc us.a
several rods distant from The pier IL was ns ~
carving me and evidently hurying lie mo'lonel ~
Ct hurry As they SS neeG gGhas 3
have all the time you want Such cour+esles as ths
brahemen and conductors showed me Tor ,e r msSs
miles They carried mo In their arms for We EN- A ~
the trip cover several DAYS; they STOPPED me uaa a.
the station at point most Conveneh hs ,Sr When Ne,
the first message was that the lower berhs we're az
ahep In fact 5een h@a Sfen better Yes SAID
humanity is kind to humanity when humanity Is
need.-( Advance.
II IS noticeable fact that while this city has nov
thus far shown any frantic desire TO have The pro-
posed Worlds Fair, public opinion in every ohes
part OF the country IS almost unanimous in naming
New York as the place for It. This IS entirely natursi'
NevYor IS so big that It afford 20 be ndiherens
in regard 10 the matter. But nearly everybody ou'
Of New-York wants it here because nearly every
body would like to see the metropolis when N'0
ing the fair. In fact thoy only want decent cx
Non N.tptr oh
a. much smaller affair than tho one under discussion
would furnish them all the excuse they want
II there Is any place in America where an American
feels that he is IN foreign land II Is IN Milwaukee,
\ drive through the streets ! Ike drive ,hroasaa
those In En- glish announce that some Teuton engaged
IN business, and desire; The patronage o, n@
unacquainted with the German tongue has sons
difficulty in making his way about he IS coniroa aps
with cab drivers and car conductors VINO speak ON.
a few words OF English. and If he wishes IN take
drive In the country his way . os inform Elm o N,
amount of his toll in what generaly consldereu 70
be the language Of the United states'-lAmercs'
An absent minded German professor was one IA,
observed walking down the street with one f2ot CON
,luualIv in the gutter. the other on the pavement
4 pupil meeting him, Salutcd him with Good even.
inc. Herr Professor how are youf' 81 was very
we'll l thought answered the profsessr. Z" but now
DOM know what's the matter with mo; for the last
halthour have been lmping'
Hemp for Troy" Two stalks of hemp feet inches
in length were brought TO Troy Yesterday by Z. A.
significance lies IN the fact that the hemp was srO"'
In Cambridge and IN Easton,
In the fields OF schashtlcoko.
The, pilgrims tire. tired eyes feast on
O. faircr is the landscape than any steel engraving
And in between the meadows green the growing hemp
There Is no oats, no corn. nor rye.
Upon the sunny slopes
Then. prithee, tell me who will buy
~ s This hi, crop Of, Of essgmsn,s ropes, farmer.
That they will buy at figures high who have to live in
ALBANY Express.
that you do not ge, TOO much Of the syrup. That
not always wholesome. But il you want good moro,
In glass say enough cover the bottom, then pouf
IN t!ie acid phosphate and next M up Win he Pos
stomach good"-(Cincinnau Times star.
There is universal complaint along the Atlantic SEQ
board because General Humidity IS making 30 long
visit. Decks stick. doors will not OPEN;
and there is an instance reported fOn
Kingston OF gentleman being compelled
break window In order secure entrance u his own
house
our business said a laundrymau. ." You've no dea
how the number Of white shirts ina, come mo Sgs
increases "a much during the next few seasons as
' done IN the last 1e %S T0 sumner M er Sso vas
talking with NewYOrk Ciy laundymsn the otheS
day and he said the new shirt had made itself ie N
the city laundres alesdy 50 that number OF hanas
had been laid of.'-tiiochesier Democrat
In tho opinion of The Washington POST tho
question; "who wrote the Arthur Richmond ieiiers'
Will be a good hot weather puzzle, II is THAI sos
OF a problem II says. which afford 10 wait, aud
in the meantime furnish much amusement TO people
who are tired of using their minds
"The Chicago Tribune" now speaks OF $4,000 IS
tina amount OF the Johnsown fund on hand In hss
city It was $4,000 week agO and We havent
heard that any Of II has been sent TO Johnstown since
that report was made. Was tho missing Sl4 900 loss
an klrain l.-lSl I0IIis Gloha QemOcIAk