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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-12
Cuticura ResoIYent

The new Blood Purifier and purest and best
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oURA, the great Skin Cure, and CUTICURA
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ing. burning, scaly aud pimply diseases and
humors of he skin, scalp and blood, with
loss of hair, whether simple, scrofulous or
Sold everywhere. Price, CUTIcURA, soc;
SOAP 25c; REsoLyENT, 81. Prepared by the
POTTER DRUG AND CHEMICAL CORPORATION,
Boston.
s@ Send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases
81 pages, SO illustrations and 100 testi-
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-12
Crusade Against CyprIans.

LONDON, Oct. 1.-THE bishop of Lon
don presided tonight at a crowded
meeting in st. James hall. in support
of the efforts of the county councils to
purify the music halls. Letters of
sympathy in the movement were read
from Cardinal Manning, Archdeacon
Farrar, the chief rabbi of this city and
others. Addresses we're made by the
bishop of Bedford, Rev. Newman Hall,
Rev. Mr.. Price. Rev. Mr.. Hughes, ana
others. A resolution in accordance
with the objects of the meeting was
naCcad
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-12
Health Is Wealth.

DR.. E. C. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT
MENT, q guaranteed specific for Hysteric
Dizziness, Commissions, Fits, Nervous Neu
ralgia, Headache, Nervous Prostitution caused
by the use Of alcohol or tobacco, Wakeful-
ness, Mental Depression, Soften1ng of the
Brain resulting In insanity and leading t
misery. decay and death, Premature Old Age
Baroness, Loss of Power In either sex. In:
voluntary Losses and Spermatorrhna caused
by oYer-exertion of the brain, selfabuse or
over-indulgence, Each box contains one
months treatment. 81 box, or six boxes
for SIS, sent by mail prepaid On receipt of
price.
WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES
To cure any case. With each order received
by us tor six boxes, accompanied with 50,
we will send the purchaser our written guar
antee to refund the money il the treatment
does not effect cure Guarantees issued
only by Hippler & Collier, the open allnight
druggists, corner Seventh and Sihley streets
St Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-12
PouItrv and Fresh Meats Cheap.

Fine Spring Chickens, 1871 cents; Fat
Hens, 10 cents; boiling pieces good
Beef, only cents per pound; 10-pound
pals Pure Lard, 80 cents. F. w. Luley
tS Son $50 Jackson street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-12
Fine Pressed Brick

Fine Pressed Brick
Made In st. Paul. Prices within reach
of all. st. Paul Brick and. Manufacture
ing Company, Office 81 Giltillan block;
yard, west bank of river, between high
bridge and railroad bridge.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-12
Cured bV Cuticura

About two years ago l was attacked with
an lnf1ammatory disease on my face (petyri-
asis) which was very troublesome, being
extremely itchy and painful, giving rise
to the production of small bran-like scales.
My general health was affected by it. l used
the CUTICURA REsoLvENT, CUTICURA and
CUTIcURA SOAP according to directions, and
experienced change from the first day:
they worked wonderfully, and by their con-
tinued use for about five months ! was COM
pletely cured. / have unbOunded faith in
the CUTIcURA REM d les, and can speak of
them from personal experience. l regard
the CUTICURA REsoLvENT as the very best
blood purifer;a trial viii convince any one.
The CUTIcURA SOAP is the best in the market,
and would be cheap at twice its present
price. Ishall use no other for the toilet and
bath. With the prevalence of skin diseases
among us as a people (and they are the most
difficult to deal WITH I regard the CUTIoURA
REMEDIES of more important and intrinsic
value to the world than any other medicine
now before the public They are designed
to be a national blessing. Wishing you every
success in a work so philanthropic, / am,
with deep gratitude,
(ReV) VIM, CREELMAN, York Corner, Me.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-12
Scratched SO Years

60 Mr.. DENNIS Downing Ten years better.
1 have dug and scratched for thirty eight
years. had what is termed pruritis, and
have suffered everything, and tried num-
Der of DOCTORS but got no relief. Anybody
could have got $500 had they cured me- The
CUTIcURA REMEDIES cured me. God bless
the man who invented CUTICURA.
CHENEY GREEN Camhridoe MaSs
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-10-12
BOJIisiOn Party

Wire Flower Stands. So.
st. Paul Wire Works, 81 West Third.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
A Human Almanac.

Brown county has a prodigy in the
shape. of 10-year-old boy with talent
for days and dates. Roy Odenweller,
son of Mr.. S. P. Odenweller, of Industry
township, is the infant wonder. Give
him any date in any month of this year,
last year or next year, and he can at
once tell you the day Of the week upon
which it falls or has fallen. For exam
pie, ask him on what day of the week
will Oct. II, 1889, fall, and he will
promptly anwer Thursday" which is
correct. And SO of any date of last year
or the year to come. How he arrives at
the solution he does not know. Numer-
Gus gentlemen of undoubted veracity
have repeatedly tested his strange power.
The little fellow is a bright youngster,
but does not exhibit any unusual preco-
city beyond this peculiar gift. He says
that beyond the three years-the current,
the last and the next--he cannot give
correct answers. Next year he will lose
all power over 1888 with which he is now
conversanD and his mind will grasp that
of 1891, Of which he now knows nothing.
He has no rule or method, nor does he
know how he arrives at the true answer,
but it is certain that lie is correct when
answering. Quincy Qlls.) Cor. Chicago
Tribune.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
LehightOn, a

If possible. gave his head one farewell
thump pand then flung myself on the floor
and breathed through the aperture under
the door. The cool air from the outside
was very comforting to an exhausted
man. heard Hobbs getting slowly up,
muttering to himself. He sat down on
the sofa, apparently to think over things.
"Look here" he said at last, ''if you're
quite through with me I'd like to go
back to bed again"
Bed" | cried. you'll be a dead
man inside of five minutes. There is no
air in this room. Your idiotic exhaust
ing machine has
"Then open the door; it isn't locked,
it's bolted."
unbolted the door and 1t came open
all right. AS there was no rush of cold
air, began to feel that had not been
as wide awake as ! thought l was. !
had suspicion, too, that had not acted
in gentlemanly manner toward Hobbs.
"Tm afraid I've been dreaming.
Hobbs," / said, apologetically.
"Oh, no." replied Hobbs, you're
merely stark crazy, that's all. You
think this ship is lunatic asylum. Now,
if this sort of matinee is going to occur
every day or so you'll excuse me if l
prefer to sleep in the lower bunk. 1t
isn't so far to fall"
'Thus it is," concluded Mr.. Scott,
F'that always try to avoid Hobbs.
81 know one man who will be grateful
for your avoidance" said smoker.
"Whos that?" asked Scott
"Hobbs. Luke Sharp in Detroit Free
Press.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
rhe chlnese Mlnlster.. opnl.

The Chinese minister was present, ac-
companied by several of his secretaries
and attired in costume of remarkable
beauty. The silks and fabrics of which
it was composed must have excited at
once the admiration and envy of half
the ladies present. On his head he wore
a cap of mandarin of the highest rank
and relative of the emperor. In place
of the yellow button which usually sur
mounts the top was magnificent opal
as large as a pullet's egg, blazing with a
myriad light and surrounded by circle
of diamonds the smallest of which could
not weigh less than two carats. The
opal would have turned Col. Pat Donan
green with envy. The whole headgear
must have cost the minister not less than
$4,000, and he has several others equally
gorgeous and expensive, Hardly the
sort to leave on the hat rack with the
front door open, are they? With oriental
sagacity the worthy ambassador from
the Golden empire wears his cap in
mixed company, and has the others pad
locked in bonnet box, and carries the
key up his Washington Post.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
DIR. DAVID KENNEDY, RONDOUT, N. y
elper bottle six for o. By all druggists.

Advice TO the dressmaker; ''Be sure
you're right then 60 ahead"
1t is the telegraph operator that has bic
work at his fingers ends.
-Barkeeper-Look here, you say, stop
working that lunch counter.
Tramp treproachfully)-I amt working;
It's pleasure.
Kentucky Is becoming a great manu-
featuring and mining State.
Even the Chinese have become con.
vinced of the advantages Of Canada az q
resort for defaulters and embszzlers. Sever
al Mongolian clerks have recently disappear
ed from Chicago, the latest fugitive carry
ing away $1,000 which belonged 70 his
employer. These Celestials are only hum
BILE imitators of Emo and the boodlers who
have followed in his footsteps, but so far a.
their means permit they seem to be utilixinR
the thieves asylum over the border,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
Gnfhlne Evan.

AT Tentsin, China, two neighbors who
had been on the most intimate terms had
little spat, and afterward one Of them,
Mrs. Wang, threatened TO commit sui
eide The Shih Pao, which has the
curious story, tells of what followed in
this manner; Mrs. Feng, upon Iearing
this threat and fearing lest she should
be helplessly implicated should her
enemy carry her threat into oAecatiOn,
resolved at once to take time b., The
forelock and steal march upon her
enemy by taking her own life, and thus
turn the tables upon her She accord
ingly threw herself into deep ditch
with the intention Of drowning herself.
Fortunately counhyman who was
passing by rescued her, and taking her
home attempted to effect reconcilia-
ton, with but partially successful results.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
THE eENTLER SEX.
There are two women in command of
Mississippi steamboats,

There are two women in command of
Mississippi steamboats,,
The empress of Austria is said to be
very fond of speaking English.
There are 213 clubs of women in the
city of New Orleans alone devoted to the
study of political economy.
Mrs. Gordon Mackay, of Boston, the
wife of the inventor of sewing machine,
has $500, 900 worth of precious stones.
Mrs. Cashel Hoey, the Irish novelist,
is about 65 years Of age. short, stout, and
in her style Of dress thoroughly English.
There is a Woman's Silk Culture asso-
citation, and from its reports it would
seem that American women are destined
to become extensive silk growers.
A society of the Kings Daughters"
has been formed in Berlin by Mrs. Mary
B. Willard, who has family school for
American girls in the German capital.
Women are at last permitted to prac-
tice medicine in Canada, and the first to
receive license is Miss Mitchell, of
Kingston. graduate of Queens univer-
sity.
The Illinois Women's Press association
has waxed so strong that it is to build a
house in Chicago, a feature of which
will be lecture room TO seat 200 per-
| sons.
A young woman in Washington, who
is at the head of typewriting establish
ment, says that since the new admins
tration camein her business has increased
enormously.
The Rev. Amanda Deys has been ap-
pointed delegate from the Universal
Peace union to the Worlds Peace con-
gress to be held in Paris the first five
days in June.
1t is said there are more American
women studying art in Vienna and Paris
than ever before. A leading art club in
the former city has twenty-five Ameri-
can lady students.
Miss Kate Sherman, buxom Tennes-
see girl, met her father at the depot, the
other day, and broke two of his ribs at
a single hug. She ought to be labeled
with the words Hands off-dangerous. y
Elizabeth Smith, SO years of age,
walked most of the way from Wheel
ing, w. Va, to Bridgeport, Conn. She
was on her way to Worcester, Mass,
where her son lives, and started with
only IS.
Il is estimated that three-fourths OF
the women of leisure in New York and
Brooklyn are interested in mind cure,
Christian science or faith healing. The
number of teachers in both cities is phe-
nomenally large, and all have full classes.
An international women's suffrage
congress is to meet in Paris in the sum.
mer, and the municipal council has voted
500 francs toward the expenses. Susan
Anthony and Mrs. Cady Stanton will
represent the women Of the United
states
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
Little Mary. Golden rc.t.

Mary, aged 5, was attending Sunday
school for the first time She sat in the
infant class and listened attentively to
the other girls answer the questions and
recite 1.-THE Golden Text" BY and by II
came her turn. and then the teacher said
to her:
"Well, little girl, do you know The
Golden TextY
"No, ma'am," answered Mary but
know another piece;
81 had little dog and his name was Rover,
And when he died he died ali over"
Philadelphia Press.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
AMoMAN,s pIsooyERY.

"Another wonderful discovery has been
made and that too by lady in this country
Disease fastened its clutches upon her and
for seven years she withstood its severest
tests but her vital organs were undermined
and death seemed imminent. For three
months she couahed incessantly and could
not sleep. She bought of us bottle Of Dr..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption and
was SO much relieved on taking hrst dose
that she slept all night and with one bottle
has been mirsculously cured. Her name is
Mrs. Luther Lutz Thus writes W. G.
Hamrick & Co, Of Shelby, n. C.-iet free
trial bottle at r. d. Thomas drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
Single Copies S Cents.


Few people elsewhere in the world
may ever have heard of blasting holes to
plant shade or fruit trees" said cult
vator the other day, yet the pracsice is
common here, and shows good rcsults.
In most places there is found sufficient
top soil for amy purpose, but as land has
become valuable people have cast about
for means to utilize lands where the
coarse sand rock comes too near tiie sur
face for successful tree planting. \
blast, well put in, creates pocket for
broken rock mixed with top soil, which
furnishes basin to hold moisture, as
we'll as a deeper and cooler hold for the
roots. 1t Is yet too early to say what
will be the ultimate resultso such plant
ing, but in climate like ours, where a
superfluity Of rainfall is not like ly to oc-
cur, it will no doubt he successful San
Diego Union.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

Will you heed the warning. The signal
perhaps of the sure approach OF that more
terrible disease, Consumption. Ask your
selves if you can afford for the sake Of sav.
ing so cents, to run the risk and do nothing
for it. We know from experience that
Shiloh's Cure will cure your cough. 1t
never fails. This explains why more than
Million Bottles were sold the past year
1t relieves Group, and whooping cough at
once. Mothers do not be without il. For
lame back, side or chest, use Shiloh's Por-
Gus Plaster. Sold by I. d. Thomas, Le
hgbtou. W. Biery Weissport.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
anr,nn rYenr .nn Tar.

Miss Slimdiet-A new boarder came
while you were out-a young lady,
Mrs Slimdiet (boarding house keoperl
lis she pretty?
lawfully"
"Well, put an extra. strip of rag car
pet in front Of her mirror. "-Philadei-
phia Record.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
shiloh's catsrrh Rsmsdy.

shiloh's Catarrh Remedy, a marvellous
cnre for catarrh, diphtheria canker mouth,
and headache. With each bottle there is
an ingenious nasal injector for the mora
successful treatment Of those complaints
without extra charge. Price so c. Sold by
I. d, Thomas Lehighton, w. Biery, Weiss
port.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
100 Ladies' Wantati.

And 100 men to call on any druggist for
free package Of Lanes Family Medicine,
the great root and herb remedy, discovered
by DR. Silas Lane while in the Rocky noun
ntains. For diseases of the blood, liver and
kidneys il is positive cure. For constipa.
tion and clearing up the complexion it does
wonders. Children like it. Everyone
praises it, Large-size package, so cents.
At all druggists.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

The first successful blood-purifer eyer
offered to the public was Ayers Sarsaparills-
Imitators have had their day, but soon
abandoned the field, while the demand for
this incompatible medicine increases year
by year, and was never so great as at pres
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

Editor-We can't accept this sketch il
isn't true to life-it represents a messen-
ger boy running.
Artist-But he isn't carrying a mes.
sage.
Editor-Isnt her
Artist-No; he's running to fire.
Editor-Well, that alters the case,
Put in the fire and wen accept it.-Yan'
kee Blade.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
A LITTLE GIRL.

Ny lady trips the stairs adown
To greet the rays Of morning,
Which glisten round her head, crown,
Her natal day adornlng.
What age's my ladyi Just thirteen
You'd think she was far older
Her witching eyes have grown more keen,
Her teens too, make her colder
Aiasi how childhood with whirl
From yesterday Is tieetingl
called her then "a little girls"
Today she scorns this greeting.
Fit on, my lady, through the years
Which give 10 Yonth their plenty
or love and grief, of hopes and fears
TIL Age proclaims you twenty
Then, as each year Time steals curl
And dimple from you (doubtlng)
Methinks I'D call you "little girl'
Without disdainful pouting.
Walter @. Nichols in Boston Transcript
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
"nUsBAND, WANT YOU no TRY i

"HUsBAND, WANT YOU TO TRY IT."
| had suffered for years with complaint
the physician called Gravel, and they had
given up the attempt to help me. Ny wife
heard Of DR.. David Kennedy's Fayorite
Remedy, of Rondout, ~. Y, and spoke as
above. To please her got bottle. Used
hat and two Or lhreemore, and presently
the trouble vanished never to return
Washington Monroe Catskill, N. Y.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
PERsONAL.

A Young lady of seyentee summers,
highly eduQsled. refined. and Of prepossess-
ing appearance. desires to form the acquaint-
ance of some nice yonnr man, whom she
would advise, il troubled with dyspepsia,
to use tha, erca, blood purifier. Sulphur
Rittets
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

My Hennery.
feed q score Of hens, or more,
Dear hens they are 70 me-
The eggs they lay
Win hardly pay
The time II takes, you see;
Some days It takes two dozen hens
To lay one egg at vast eggspens,
cannot herd them In the yard.
They'd fly above the moon;
And now that spring
Is on the wing,
They keep the place In tune
"Cut-cut-ca-daw cut" are the words
That it the anthems of my birds
''Cut-ctIt- -dawl" they scratch and claw,
They scar the dimpled lawn;
Flower beds make
For them to rake
They scratch from early dawn;
Like surface moles they dig great holes
And wslow In their dusty bowls
Why do herd this useless bird.
That cackles, but not laysi
That wastes her time.
And much OF mine,
In al these busy days.
Because, when moved out OF town--i knew II
kind O. somehow thought ought 70 do H.
-Burdstte In Brookh Eassle-
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
Ambition Fooled.

Farmers Wife-Well, Joshua, did you
get things fixed to turn our house into
summer an health resort
Farmer-I'm afraid the plan won't
work, Miranda. went to Saratogy and
two or three places an found out we
can't have no health resort without spilin
our well water so the cattle can't drink
it.-Philadelphia Record
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

The body Of boy recently drowned 10
pond was found by fastening an lneande'
scent electric light TO pole and Eliminating
the water about the bottom Of the pond.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

Rupture cure guaranteed by Dr. J. B.erroay
83l Arch Street, Ph1la. Ease at once, no Mepa
ton or business delay. Thousands cured Send
for circulars. a2.1y
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
"A cleYer .lIght Of hana pertormer-Th.

IA cIeYeT slight OF hand pertOrmer-The
coquette.
When an Indian catches cold on the
warpalh he has the war-whooping cough.
When man feels so badly he can'g
read paper he has de-press. shun of spirlts-
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

"A foolish mans child is usually chip
of the old block-head.
"A carpenter is not necessarilya proph-
ct because he augers we'll.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
Oh, What q Cough.

The man with the most accomplish
menis often aocomplishes-nothing.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

Doing light work-Cleaning the lamps.
-When Ani-line dyes where do they
bury her?
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

BARRIERS are great chaps for scraping an
acquaintance.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

Can place to teach swimming be
properly called divein-itv school?
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04

Heavy Swell-By Jove, these spring
suspenders are the correct thing. Keep
ones trousers in shape. No internal bag
ging at the knees. Ahai
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04


"A barber's shears shut up when at
work and so should the barber.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
Not True 70 Life,

Heavy Swell-Half an hour later
Once q Week.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1889-05-04
SHOEMAKER'S
Horse and Cattle ROVder.
Joshua Shoemaker, Proprietor

oHERhfNlLLE, p o., Northampton CO.,
DIREoTIoNs-For horse. tablespoonful, two
or three times week when sick, table.
tW1ce week; when sick, twice day. The
same for Hogs. For Poultry mix With Iced
H-rhls powder is prepared after the recipe
OF the late Dc. II. o. Wilson, and Is the genuine
article, Owners Of aOoVs named Animals should
1ivs 4 nAAl apF7ys9
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1889-04-18

Secretary Rusk has issued pamphlet
giving history Of tho agricultural ex-
pertinent stations which have been estab.
lished under q recent law of Congress
And are nov conducting scientific and
practical experiments 10 regard to soil,
tiilage. manures, crops, stock feeding,
dairyin2 and horticulture in the various
states. ALI the states and one territory,
Dakota, now have agricultural expert
ment statiOns. The total number CT these
stations now in operation is 46 or, in
cluding branch Stations, nearly so. They
en- 90, 4aG.a tl4n 8 10 belent.atS hpd assi
et'' lists, and W4il tGa ge8l 4aalga
sga5,C00 from the national government
sui about $l25, 900 from the stNtes ~
other sources. The most cordial feeling
is said to exist between the stations and
the department of agriculture, which lie
charged by Congtess with the duty OF
supervising and aiding the work OF the
stations.