New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-03
THE TALK or THE DAY.

" In writing, you address gentleman as 'Esqursi
all Others Mr." IS the dictum of social authority
who may be called smith. Ii IS 10 be feared that
g Mr., Smith will succeed I'm persuading tho
American people TO adopt his views on this matter
A man in Philadelphia fell from the third story ID
and buried 10 the waist lie not seriously In
lured but he said, as he e9ug9d the mud out OF hls
an exciting Presidential campaign at the head Of thu
ticket-(Norristown Herald.
George Francis Train insists on staying in fail
because there are so many rascals out of jail.
There is for believing that most NJ thu
people who are in jail are not exactly saints but
perhaps George hasn't thought of that
A locality in New York almost entirely devoted
To millinery is described under the dead of'A Mnepi
Paradise II may be paradise for women, but u
who have 10 foot the bills.-(NOrrisown Herald.
Fashions arc sometimes very amusing. Here. I'll
instance, Is the pea-iacket. which has been much
worn but not fashionable garment in this county
for perhaps twenty five years. Along came Lieutss
ant Hem and a few other EDglishmen Of so1a
standing, and, seeing the virtues Of this humta
garment, introduced II IN England. Then a ey
American dudes began TO adopt it a. very svsssz
English fad. in utter ignorance OF the fact ~
myriads of plain Americans had been wearing IT h
many years. No wonder Puck remarked; VIA
fools these mortas be-
lookng for anything in particular!
Uncle Rcub-Ys, sab, ! is ! heered tell dat dey
fought whad Ia look in en- see y ole Mars ogelAoa
Ob Gales plantation, CcGrgy, he'd arrived IN mSn
amt sot eyes on him sencc sixty fo'.-lPuck
For the protection Of two pounds of lin n
Dakota, purchasers of tiDware in this country ~
made to pay "a per cent upon the tin plate impof'
and higher per cent on manufactured wars
ATLANTA Journal. Here Is fine specimen Of N
aIfr atflfieS
free OF duty. and imported in the year enda
June so, 1885 81 ,69O,5s3 pounds of it, Tin plats,
on which the duty Is l cent pound. contain oSg
about per cent of tin. but then. 10 be sure. 81
per cent is a fair average discount the ayenp
free trade statement.
CeOrge-Clara be mine
Clara-I will be yours.
George (in rapures-My love. my sweet
Clara (calmyj Hold on. George dear | am 10 y
yours but not in the way you think am to b
your stepmOther.-(Iime.
And now cranks are rising up in all paris Of is
country to prove that America never discovers
at ALL
Ground has been broken at Ogden. rtah, ioF 'n'
new Methodist University. This Is the sort Oh u'ps
that VIII drive out Mormonism more effectively 'naa
Calling gun. And better still. II viii bula
something 10 take the place Of the twin relic
81 wish to heaven that the thing had never a
nventeIs a Caestnut-st. druggist fervenuy eiaears
| Yesterday III make a bet of five 10 one In owss
that the next woman who comes IN hefe MI ~ ma
| A cent I'm her clothes. and thar she VIII ash u ia
change bill 50 that she can ger a cent /" sssSrd'
| he SLOT and bring ont the city directory. IL So
he continued with paintiNe tone 10 ms Noco, sror
that the idea of slot machine IN whpn 1ou 49,
canner and haze the directory showed under your "a
| would be very welcome 10 u.s. We lhousn. sor rio
would relieve MS Of the expense Of Suusciip,ns Us uer
nook and of the trouble caused TO our cerhs " uhst
ing every demand for IT, But ue IesnN J, NJ ~ vke
| cnme ~ he shop and one man out of even -
80 soiy"d Win an intense desire 10 pun the le'o -
s ae ibe hook come ouL-lPhadelphls inquirer.
aasrs has been much rdIcuie heaped upon -.
60, ,dyent,sts because Of their watching TOT 70,
| a. -, Judgment But there are m'r
~. ss.n.s. Of the approach OF the niilennD-
| ,a who has seen Chinese is"
| W wash clothes would approve
u,s .n.,.l custom OF trying 10 get the dirt ou
'uo ',n, the fine linen with stones But there y
pp"" who has made bold TO start r0s~
| 1,,s Is what is on his card;
Ain,
| washerman. ,...s n
Il rrndertal,es 10 wash by hand and iron en'''s
| arst class style. VIII also repair and Sc" W
| tons. -,
| A, Evener. salesman We'll. whaiehee
| T,stomer-I want to buy a haf. u, Nova Lively
| salesmaif-Why didn't yer say so'
now I'M, G'n don't like 10 be spoken 70 hs ihs
| salosman-Yer don'ti Well wh ss zee real hsti
wheeis 4 trade ieri Did yer ever dsy.
| c,stomer-rhat's enough ooy' ir I recognize
saiesrnanJst wais m9 smns,,al Central sslle..
So,,,sd 90 buy q ticket OF you yns'm,,sftcu Of a
| s,st sndeayored 10 give you az s,,e sIri-lPv0
| way YOU treated me. "hS's ~