The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1889-12-19
University School Column.
Edited by the editors of Ye Humbugge)

Edited by the editors of Ye Humbugge)
The editors of all college papers have
their minds pigeon holed, as it were, and in
each compartment is stored the proper edi-
torial. We now dive down into the festival
hole and fish up an article for our present
number To our masters school friends
and play mates we extend the complim ents
of the season, wishing them GA Merry
Christmas and a bright New Year," and
next, to all the friends and patrons of the
school we send our joyous greeting. Some
how the approach of a festival always fills
us with sadness, and with a longing for a
past which has gone forever from us, and
which, viewed from our present, seems
yelled in the mists of unfulfilled aspirations.
Scho0l-life is a sad one. We meet boys,
grow attached to them, and daily our lives
grow closer and closer together, until some
morning we go with them to the train, and
then-good bye to them for years, often
perhaps forever. We do not mean to sad
den any of our younger friends, but we ed
itors are so much older than the "boys" that
we can speak with the authority which
years give. When we see all the hustle and
confusion which the small boy makes pre-
paratory to his start for home, we are car
ried back to the days when we did the
same, and when we got ready our things
days before the time, and longed Eto get
home. but now-ah well!-"toH cello cet
change"
WHAT OUR BOYS INTEND TO DO.
Bridgman.-Visit New Y ERIK and bask in
the smiles of society's daughters, doing
little work in brass between meals.
Il In
hold a daily seance in Greek.
Gilbert.-Clean up his guns and get some
good duck stories for next year.
Smith.-He wants to make us think he
is going to be tough. You are too soft
for that, John.
Mitchell and Lee.-Get few more rings
and pins from girls to increase their pres
ent fine collection. They have formed a
partnership, with the intention of exchang-
ing curiosities in case they get duplicates.
Labagh.-Will nurse few more boils,
60 to Whist Club, learn to dance. May
visit in Racine and Milwaukee.
Pete.-Wear swell ulster and a brown
derby, keeping one eye open for any good
clever" show that comes along.
Will Lewis.-Tupe his guitar and buy
communication ticket to Kenosha.
Douglas Ray-Will join euchre club
play when requisite, but always on hand
for the grub
Paul Ray.-Will learn to dance the
waltz if it takes all winter.
Ben Lovell.-Wear her ring, put her last
letter in the left side pocket of his flannel
shirt
Chamberlain Recover from the razzle
dazzle and collect cigarette pictures to ex-
change for apples and oranges when he
gets back.
Maulsby. = Get accustomed to long
clothes and do little calling.
Redfeld. Will take rest-buy labor
atory and work up the experiments of the
Professor.
George Sedgwicl. Color his meerschaum
drive cutter-and write editorials for
next year.
Al Sedgwick. to Milwaukee on
the different trains to see what he can see.
Establish telephone communications with
Pete to let him know what he strikes.
Price--Will get the dog cart painted for
next summer and will show his dress suit
every other night at the Auditorium.
Harry Fuller.-Will teach the pug some
new Stricks-read Latin. Geometry and
Rhetoric viii shave his head to with
stand the pressure from inside.
Campbell-"Oer young to leave his
mother yet" Will stay with her in Chi
cage.
Bayley.-Important business keeps him
in town-must see her three times day at
least. Thinks he will borrow bicycle, as