Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1889-08-12
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Tired Feeling, creates an Appetite, strength
.ns the Nerves, builds up the Whole System
Hoods snrsnpnriIla is sold by all drug
ists. sl six for SIS. Prepared by c. I. Hoot
tCo.. Apothecaries. Lowell. Mass.
One day poet read a new play
before the reading Committee of the
French Comedy. 1t was unani-
mously refused. The poet went up
to M. Samson, the well-known
actor, and said to him, "I have a
right to complain Of you; you voted
against my piece, and yet you slept
all the time was reading it." M.
Samson wittily replied, "Sir, in liter
airy matters sleep is an opinion"
Sitting OH the Safety Valve.
Many are they who have laughed
at the story of the green steamboat
fireman who sat on the. safety valve
to prevent it leaking. Yes thousands
are repeating his folly every day.
They are troubled with blotches,
pimples, eruptions, salt rheum, boils
carbuncles, ulcers and old sores, and
are contenting themselves with sup
pressing the symptoms without re-
moving the cause. They sit on
these safety valves by which nature
is driving out blood impurities, in
stead of using DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, which cures by
removing the cause, which is in the
blood. 1t is wonderful blood pu-
rifier and invigorating tonic.
DO you think the proprietors of
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy would
offer, as they have done for many
years, II standing reward of $500 for
Il case of catarrh which they cannot
cure, if they did not positively know
that the remedy will absolutely and
permanently cure catarrh. Sold by
druggists at only so cents.
AS lawyer and a doctor were
walking arm in arm n wag said to a
friend, "rhcse two are just equal to
one highwayman." "Why?" was
the response. "Eecause it is law
yer and doctor--ymr money or
your lie"
The immediate symptoms Of Dys-
pepsia, or lndigesl ion, are IA distrcs-
siu9 sense Of weight, oppression and
fullness in the stomach, heartburn.
loss of appetite, fonl breath, belch-
ing, hntulency, nausea pains in the
shoulders ANA breast. Or. Heuley'S
Dandelion Tonic promotes healthy
digestion and removes all unhealthy
symptoms. Sold by ID. W. Mathews
CLANS, where was you born?"
"On the Haldorbarrick.. "What,
always" "Iaww and before, too"
GLOW old are you then?" "When
the old school-house is built, | was
two weeks more nor n year, what
ish painted red, as you go home NIT
your back behind you, on the right
hand side, by the old blacksmith
shop, what stands where it was
burnt down next year will pc two
weeks
THE NEW DISCOVERY.
You have heard your friends aud
neighbors talking about it. You
may yourself be one of the many
who know from personal experience
just how good thing il is. If you
have ever tried it, you are one of its
staunch friends, because the Won
dertul thing about il is, that when |
once given trial, DIR. Kings New |
Discovery ever after holds a place in |
the house. Ii you have never used |
II and should be afflicted with "A
cough, cold or any Throat, Lung or
Chest trouble, secure bottle. at
once and give il trial. Ii is guaran-
teed every time, or money refunded.
Trial Bottles Free at DanielJ Fry's
A Pennsylvania court has decided
hat n letter written by a deceased
Mrs. Harriet Knox of Pitts
'urg, disposing of her property and
igned merely Harriet" is 10 all
ntents and purposes will. Here
o-fore witnesses TO the signature
ave been supposed necessary. The
ase will probably be tested further,
hough the property involved in this
case Is small.
A SOUND LEGAL OPINION.
+. Bainbridge, Munday Esq,
'ounty Atty, Clay Co., Tex. says:
Have used Electric Bitten with
most happy results. My brother
ias also very low with Malarial
ever and Jaundice, but was cured
y timely Use of this medicine. Am
atistied Electric BitteTs saved has
fe.n
Mr.. ID. |. Wilcoxson Of Horse
ave, Ky, adds "A like testimony,
'ying; lie positively believes he
ould nave died, had it not been
" Electric Bitters.
This great remedy will ward OF,
) well as cure all Malarial Diseases,
nd for all Kidney, Liver and Stonl-
,h Disorders stands unequaled.
rice 50c. and 81, st paniel J, Fry's