The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1889-02-15

il may he the dead dog, we llavn't heard
from him yet. However. our error was
only TECHNICAL and it is too late to fix
it now.
GEO. Mckee, rs a gentleman WHO has
made his home in South Pembina for
several years. George has for most of
these years shown greater liking for beer
then labor. As he had nothing but his
labor to yield him al income and us it
took about all his income to assuage Iii.
thirst lie has found it difficult to make
beer ill the bill for his other necessities
ST. "m Sunday night in tie wee sma hours
though George was full in one sense le
WAS empty in another and he stopped al
Charles keller's butcher shop, unlocked
the paddock with an iron
bar, TT some other key of that sort and
helped himself to some ham, spare ribs
and other pork. 1t is possible that lie
Stopped to weigh it, but lie certainly for
got to charge it and when Mr.. Kellc,
came in the morning he sent deputy
sheriff kabernagle over to see wlml
George had for breakfast. From what
the deputy sheriff saw lie concluded lie
had Tie right pig, so they came maj ching
over tie bridge. McGee with his partially
cooked breakfast Of smoking spare ribs
Il cut ham ami the deputy sheriff. At the
examination on Thursday, before Judge
Armstrong. Mckee plead guilty to burg.
larry and WIS hound over in the sum Of
$500, to the district court, which was moi
furnished and he WIS committed to Jail
The crime committed is burglary in the
third degree and tho punishment is moi
to eXcee,, five years.
Bricfs.-M. Stevenson of Mountain
came iii on Wednesday to meet Rev. f.
j. Bergman WHO had been in attendance
at Il meeting in Wimnileg......Ars. and
Miss Cummings lift on the N. y. OH
Saturlay.....Wc rc-;rnt to learn Of the
illness OF Miss !.nh.', Cavileer.....S
Birch formerly of this place and later of
Mimic. has novel Wit, hi. family to
Missoula Mont. .....Ar,s,nr IIObrook
packed up his belongings anl left for st.
Thomas Saturlay......M. Gleason who is
OH the road for Avcrill Carpenter & Co.
gave us IL call Oh Wednesday,. w.
Bristol is buying wheat in Washington
Territory .........Mr. l.. ~ i:nyntnn, editor
of the Master Masor," Masonic. TAPER
in Minneapolis, was ia li.u city Monday
and Tuesday in the interest of his paper.
He WAS OH his way To visit the Manitoba
Grand Lodge which me. this wrel. at
Winnipc ........Rev. r. Aiicrn, of bray
ton WAS II caller OH Monlay.. Geo. J.
Patterson, of Bowesmont, hroug',;a vel
come with him to our sa;,ytnan l:,s. week
.........Jamcs Bethany, of Drayt"n, same
in to see us this week. Mr. Is. has had
Il pretty hard siege with the small ,",x
in his family and is still pretty lame from
rheumatism. From his statements we
should judge there was considerable
Encouragement in the small Ir,x
cases ut his liouse......"W. J. knresllaw
went To st. Thomas this week as district
in larceny case........Jol,n
Chisholm and NJ. Sarver, two of llatuil-
toms best business men dropped in and
sail "IIowdy" OH Thursday.
DIR. Dampier's dental work gives good
lie will be at the Winch"s.
ter house next Monday, 18th for week.
CAPABILITIES.
Prof. Bishops valentine WAS whistle.
lie is Il "tootcr."
Louis Akers got 1, horn. lie is a stop
Ter too"--too utterly tootcr.
Gisli also got 'l,orn" and wishes
would make it IL two-,cr too.
Kemp and Fowler have their valen-
ines coming-"wlicn the spring time
zones again." and the tickets expire by
imitation.
6. a. Il. valentine, forget-mc-not the
next meeting,
Sam Frys valentine is dog Nc. 6.
Jim Grecnwood's valentine says he is
worth 50 per cord at present market
ates.
Jos. Chapman's valentine to Il. Aylcn
-"Woodst tl,ou?" Aylen to Cllapnlan-I
aye woods't."
The valentine addressed to "Mr."
Thompson got mixed. g., G. q. and l..
L., all claimed it. Girls want to b.. care
ul when 50 many Of old Toms SONS are
lbout-make trouble in the family.
Joe Bouvette's valentine. "!Ai,! more
inn'
Charley keller:-"Tam tat Teller vat
tole mine spare rib"
McKee's valentine was shaped like u
,ig's hind leg.
Robert VALENTINE got his valentine last
week from Rev. W.T. is a "Boyle" but
lot one Of the painful kind.
Short Bros. are "long" OH valentines
his year.
DIR. Harris Gays he has heard ola large
of little valentines coming.
North Dakota Milling and Elevator Co.,
grows the flour Of aft Milton.
L. X. Cavilcer has valentine that
night be Il baseball mask or rat trap.
Ianager Ashley sent it to him us Il bus
lie to ease the jar when f. X. sits down
III the ice, as it is SO hard Oh the glass.
Manager Asl,ley's valentine was buck
kin to patch his knees. The girls say
e has such an "knccsy" task putting OH
heir skates.
Auditor kabcrnag!e was to have had
he but the sender got tired writing his
aine.
W. J. Knceshaw got one but in was
briet" affair.
somc'uns sent one TO Harry Ross too.
Judge Armstrong got only the twill"
ut J. ID. Winlaw got the "dee'l."
Frank Harris was addressed to "Mr.
lizard" but lie has it all the same.
ii. L. Webb's Pclnbina valentine said
e was "lIer Bert" and the one at the
JUNCTION said the same thing.
The good subscribers valentine; a re.
eipt for two dollars paid in advance.
The other kind of subscribers valentine,
he little slip pasted Oh his paper.
The readers valentine to us,-"Vlat