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Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-04
Sn goloenen Yn9Fabsn seorndt.
(aus: 2sbsa Der Seiliscn BON ben goaanSiten.)

Die @ottsefdaietsit beg @ebpriama
Der @attin ssssn ibsen Gattsn miro llns
in Der fo!seneea 8,eebenseit redt ans
idsinlih gsntaht.
als Die +. Sranci&ca @onana zines
Cages, pie lie es I'M 9raude Bate, bic
Marianiihen Eagsiten" betete, purbe
tie our9 einsn DienfbDien su itrem
@atten bsidieSen. - Sic unterbrah
iD8lei9 baS Gebet, begG5 fih, robin
fe berufen trurbe, nnb nnbm lire Mn=
oahtsslleoung nnabsr tpieber auf.
Stun selhab es, ca6 fe Bet elmer anS
berieIben vNnfiphDn" nidt treniger als
bier NAL su ibrem Gotten befelIt tparo.
Sraneisca geHordte ieoesmal unusrs
treilt.
Nls fe aber oas Iebte NAL gum &c.
Bet 3urddtebrte, faab fs - 3u ibrent
grDBten gritaunen - isne vNnipbon"
Die fie aus @ebOriam aese, ibren Sat
ten 10 oft unterbraden bate, NIT go.bes
men 8adffaben gebrudt.
Sn elmer isdteren BifiDn trarb ibr
bon Oben bic 8~,lebruns: vss Eel bieB
gei4ebsn, utn ibr III 3eigen, tDie anges
rebm @Dit bieier piinftlihe @eborinm
getusien."
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-04
(sdlub folst.)
Sie oret 9iebe.

Sin Bauer flbrte einen Gie[ uni
einen 3iesenbod az Marste, um iie su
perfaufen. Mm QalIe bss gDdleinz
bins eine @lpde.
Drei Oiebe iaben ben Bauer. Cine,
oerielben iaste: sd tuerbe i6m Der
Bod iteblen, Dbne bab er &c setpcb,
tptrb."
Der stpeite fhgte binsu: vunb banu
perbe ib ibm ben Gisl feblen."
DDas lit nidt idwer", insiAte ber
brittle up1s mid betrif, 70 tperbe id
ibm all feline alsioer ffebIen."
Ser erife Dieb ihlih fih an ben
3iesenbcd beran, nabn i'm iaGte baa
@l6dtein ab, Sing biefss ben, gieI an
ben Sapon3 uno flbrts bas 85dleiu
meg.
4ls fih ber @auer Bet Der Gtrabsn=
biesung uruiab uno ben Sod nidt msbr
fano, ba mahte er fid auf ben @eg,
urn i'm gu iuden.
Der 5fDette Oleb nber belt thrl on
un6 fragte i'm, mas Ct cenn iude. Der
Bauer CAB ibm 3ur Nnttuprt, man babe
ihm ben Bod ~seffcblen.
sd babe besnen Bod geieben,~
e~ntgeBnete i'm barauf Der Dieb, limb
es 1T nur einen @usenblid ber. Gin
Mann LIT nit benz 9bier burh ben
Walo gesanssn; bu tannff ihn mod ers
reihen'"
Der 9auer lief benz Dcde mad unb
b~ertralite benz Dieb ieinen gieI on.
Dieter beetle fih, ban1it auf uno
bacon ~ gehen. 4ls Der Bauer siis
riidtebrte urb fab, bnB aud Der Giel
berIdmunben Tel, 6a fling er an Ut tueis
tlntertregs, neben eilern Geld,
traf e. auf etne1 MaruI, Der ebenfaas
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-04
tpstnte. gerabe 10 tpie er. Ser 8auer
tra9te, mas ibrf febIe.

tustnte, serabe 10 tuie Ct. Ser Waue,
traBte, mas ibin feble.
Oa ersdblte ibm Der Mann, er iei
beauftragt tporben, einen 8eutel Dor
Sob In bic Gtabt su traaen. Sic,
am &anoe bes Teihes lei CT einaeidla.
ten lino beim Iufwaden iei burh eine
beftiBe 8etpesans Ger 8euteI ms Wai.
lee gefa0en.
Oa fragte i'm Der Bauer, tpeBhaIb CT
ita ntht In ben Tsih fiirse, I'm, ben
8eutel berausybDlen.
sd firdte mid Dor Dem Wofer
it1o tam nibt ihuimmen. gQein ih
gabe tuobl germ SebenL Der ben 8eutsl
bonn @runoe bss Eeides bsrauibo!te,
atpansts @olofGde."
ugor alien niibte t.an aena1 bic
STEELE pt1en, tpo Der 8eutel bineinae.
fallen it," meints Der Bauer.
u0ier genau an bieisr GtsIe tuar es."
Oas BduerIein .aber tpuroe f1D5lid,
uno gutter Dinge.
~Sott hill mid Dfsnbar fir ben
Werluft bon Sod uns GieI entldd,is
gen." badte er. uMit atpanaig @olos
ttldea fam ia ia beios faufen, rub es
bletbt no1 'tpas ii6rig."
unS unier Bauer sDg fiG aus unb
lprang ta's 8aher' Qaein, 10 iebr CT
aub aaf benz @runbe bes Teides iudte,
er fano felne Gpur bon einst1 Beutel.
nno als er aus benz @afer FLEA, ba
naren al'9 isine Rleioer pelfawunoen.
Scr brittle Dieb batte fie ibm aetoblen.
Mie bier benz 8ausrr in benz ruff.
lAen Wdrbsn, 10 eebt es mandem
oeutlden 8ouern i'm 2eben. @r 1T
nberol BON Dieben unb 8auuern TINS
SebsIz nno penn er feline slusen nidt
o1en bebdIt, betri9en iie i'm, oaB TIN,
Die Mugen iibergeben.
Die erfen @auner, bic ibm auflauern,
Itno Die 3m!iden9dnoler, bic ibm iein
geb nnb ieins Sludte I'm, einen Spotts
prsts obtaufm nno ibm ben profit fell
mes 1al'eren S@weiBes por Der Nole.
tre8nebnen. Gie 3peiten @auner firlo
Die Wu9srer uso 9alsabi5ne!oer> bic
t'dt NIT sinem oun,nae,r gleI> ionbern
nit 9aus nno 6Of busdseben, tpsil Der
gauer gu ffols it, 0ff.ntii1e GaFen unb
esrltde Seute um @elo ansuseben. Die
Critic Sorte fino bic Shnapsreiienoeu,
Die tbm Die Sdb5en 8ranntipsin in ben
&sItr beiorgen ; fe reiBen ibma bic &[ei=
oer BON 2sibe, baB er 1Aliybltd in
Sun'pe1 auf Der 2anbitrabe fiirbt.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-04
SeGs SetOentrd8er.

Gin fromtner Mann, Der Dor 1nebl
ais 200 Sa9ren lebte, pflsste Solgsnbss
81 fasen:
Wenn Id meine Nugen auf uniers
Suaenb perfe> erblide ih 6 ToSten:
gtd5er.
Der erfe beibt Sruntenbeit. gBie
Mander trinft fia gu TpSe Die Saat
peroirbt, tuenn fe iberidmemmt ruiro.
OaS Sidtletu sebt aus, tpern bu 3u bel
naGihu!tst. Miat bu lense Iebsn,
. Singing, 10 b5te auf unmd6ig gu
trinfsn.
Ser 3ue;ie beiBt 1ntsuidbeit. @ie
Man&sr brinst ftd oaourb gum TObe F.!
Dura unse3abmte 2uit miro Der Gb. pr
en!frditet uno psr!ielt ieine Stitfe. ST
es nidt 10. @as bseaut, tpirb enblIa
ber3ebrt.
Ser brittle beibt 3orn. gifer uno
Corn perfiir,en bas 2sben, fast Sirad,
Der 81. 9aulus iast (gplater s.: u3orn
brinst 9aoer, Saoer brinst oft Mtorb
uno Tomidlas."
Ser p;erte bsibt nneeberiam sesen
Die gltern. @ir ril1en, mas bas
pierte @ebOt fiir ein:n Segen I'M Munbe
Fat tpsr es nidt talt, ben trifft Der
Glu@. Sin biirrss 6pIs, bag fid
nidt hill beugen Iafen, bas n1ub
brehen.
Ser finite beibt b5ie @eieaiaaft.
Md, tpie Manden fat iie I'M BET g ele
Seltsteit sebrodt! Ser 2ebenoige tpirb
cea Tooten nid,t in's 2eben aurldru.
fen, Der Tobte aber miro ben 2eben=
ben setpiB burd ieinen 2siden.@ eruh
tDoten.
Ser isdits uRb leste beiBt MiBis'
gang. Der ben Meniden Del lebenbisen1
2sib besrdbt. Nist bern Elm Mibiger
mebr als Elm Tobter ? @ent Der Baum
nidt riq Sridte iraBcn, tptlb er abaes
baaen uab ms Seuer eetuorfsn. 8ef
bentet bieB, unb tpenn ibr 2uf babt at
leben, 10 lafet bieie Tootentrdser fiiQe
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-04
0ebem ste na6 Waibuine
pit
NATIONAL EDUCATIONAL ASSN

reridrrnielt ii) in glnitriGe pr.i 1G, bis 49, 1u(i 1882
iinb fie nMonon Route" miro GreuriiouS sBiIete an
~beicnoers ~nicorigen 1reiicn fir bic Rnitofnbrt uerfon-
zen, ror Gbtca1c, yiLGiJ2n Gin unb alcn Q;nnften 6es
BON Gbieaso gum Sno5icl iinn g~cfruffcn iroresn. Dor
treIFfide Accommodation. oireitc Jicite mad DioibpiGe.
audl geaorHfv University Route"regcn Der ;ablreifen
" aud betdrnt als bic Mammoth Cave Route, bo
oieie peltbsrihnse 50ble bird ricie Moute sireft err
relfht rtro Ssben Gle fd ctfraS sJnterciiortes an Il.
nla1en Sle cte Gabrt in ben gu1InnnS fcinfen Buffet
sleecers", Parlor Chair Cars" roer Talait Waadons.
I'm nabere AuAunit iuenoe man ffl al 4. a.. Tpe.
Mront. In w.. Bur- ISL Uiinnearoiis, rcer O. e.
Neeer@td, y. u. H., ISIS 1caybcru Ctr. Gbisaoc.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-04-04

@orieHuns leusnen! St tudre ia NIT
8!inobeit eeidlaser, tpoIIte Ct In ieiner
@lalibenslcfisteit perbarrer,."
Das Mntlis bes euten Daters erbelte
ith auiebenb8, Elm fat eliidli4es 2ddeln
Sertldrte 1eine 3ige. uSie baben bic
Aorefe oes &ranten? 2" tparbte er fiA
3ur Shpeffer, bic bon ietnem bal6[aut
ser1urmelten Selbftseiprade nidt piel
neritanoen bate. v@eben sic mir
oieielbe. tnb ,,un tebren Sic su So
rem patienten suriid unb fasen Sic ibm,
CT ioae gaten Mutbes ietn, bamit es feline
balotss @eneiung niat berbinoere. @ir
tuilroen fiir i'm beten rno fiir ibn tpirten,
oanttt ibm isoer Sauer3 fern bIeibe unb
pieeer 2uit am 2eben finben t5nue ;
nun mbse ct norldufig bic ungeredten
&!asen iiber uniern a0sl!isen @atsr I'M
Stnsrael lntetlaTen."
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14
KANSAS CHURCHES.

Lost Springs Courier: Fifteen
young converts united with the Evan.
gelical church Sunday night.
Sabetba Herald: Rev. and Mrs. A.
G. Hogli in attended the state associa-
tion of COngregatiOnalists at Manhat-
tan. The annual meeting will be held
in Hiawatha next year.
Geuda Springs Herald: A commit
tee of three appointed by presbytery.
representing the towns of Arkansas
City, Winfield and Belle Plaine, will be
here Tuesday evening to effect an or
ganization of the Presbyterian church
at this place. Private services will be
held at the residence of A. H. Buck
walter. Also public services will be
held
Medicine Lodge Index: Rev. c. W.
Owens, of Sun City, pastor of three
Baptist churches in the western part
of the county, was married in this
city, at the home of Mr. Dorgan, to
Miss Mary Rathbone, of Writ county,
West Virginia, Rev. Cain, of the Bap-
tist church of this city, officiating.
The lady arrived here with her brother
the day of the wedding. Rev. Owens
had known the family for many years
Altoona Journal: The congr5 cation
of the NJ. E. Church of the Altoona
circuit are giving series of concerts,
one at each place where services are
regularly held. Sunday one of the
series was given at High Prairie, and
was successful beyond expectations.
Total receipts. 5000. The next Sun
day at Lyman chapel in north Chetopa
township, and at the NJ. E. church in
Altoona last.
Mcpherson Republican: Rev. H. d.
Herr has gone to Kansas City. Kansas,
where he has been called by the Con-
gregational church of that city. Rev.
Herr is an eloquent and logical ex-
FOUNDER of the gospel and Kansas City
is to be congratulated on securing so
talented minister. He will be sadly
missed in Mcpherson and it will be a
long time before the Congregational
society will find man his equal as q
preacher.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14
KANSAS RAILROADS.

Valley Falls Register: The new
station on the Northwestern between
here and Dennison is named North
Cedar. A nice little depot has been
built.
The Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe
has issued a circular announcing gen.
eral reduction in coal rates on authority
from the Trans Missouri Association,
from Missouri river points to Kansas,
Indian Territory and Panhandle Of
Texas towns.
The Santa Fe company has submitted
a plan to the workmen in the Topeka
shops, whereby they would work from
8 o'clock in the morning until o'clock
p. m, and on Saturdays, from until
$3.50 o'clock p. m. The workmen all
refused to make the change.
Pittsburg Smelter: Mr.. Mccormick, !,
of Parsons, says that the other day he
was talking to one of the officials of the
Missouri Pacific, who said that it is the
intention Of the company to build the
Kansas, Nebraska, & Dakota from Fort
Scott to Galena, Kansas, passing Pitts
burg, and that all the bonu~required
from this city would be for right Of
way.
General Freight Agent Atwood Of
the Rock Island, has issued the follow
ing circular: Live stock, except sheep,
shipped from points on the Chicago.
Rock Island & Pacific railway, (west
of Missouri river, dest ned to Missouri
river or beyond, may be stopped in
transit, at any station in Kansas or
Nebraska, to feed, for ten (S10) dollars
per car higher than the through rate
from point Of shipment to destination.
Note ON each way y-bill full reference to
way-biIl upon which shipments were re-
ceived from the west, showing amount
collected at feeding point. One car
out will be allowed for each car (of the
same size) in, and any surplus caused
by fattening must be charged at full
tariff rate from feeding point Sheep.
in single deck cars, may be taken on the
above hssis, the charge for stopping to
- N (eel do1Ian PEI car.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14
STOCK AND FARM.

Marquette Tribune: d. N. Myers
threshed about twenty acres of red
Texas oats, the first OF the week that
averaged 72a bushels to the acre.
Wilsonton Journal: Lew Spires
thinks he struck it lucky in selling
his corn early in the season, while it
brought the enormous (?) price of 1S
cents per bushel. Sixteen cents is the
top of the market now.
Independence Tribune: A. L. Scott,
prominent Sycamore farmer, reports
splendid crops-fifty bushels of corn
per acre, and other crops in proport on.
His spayed heifers have made splendid
growth, and are keeping up well with
his steers of the same age.
Kingman Voice: W. C. Beck brought
in from Galesburg township bunch of
tierson having thirty five stalks and all
grew from two seeds. It does not seed
north Of Florida, but the seed can be
procured from the agricultural depart
ment at Washington. 1t is the most
prolific fodder we have ever seen.
Russell Springs Republican: John
Negley claims to have a very heavy
yield Of first-class corn on his farm in
McAllaster precinct. To show how
plenty corn is in Logan county, it is
only necessary to say that corn can be
bought at fifteen to eighteen cents on
the farms where grown.
Oklahoma City, Ok, Chief: A man
on claim near Guthrie has just gath
cred 125 bushels of beans from six
acres of sod. He sold the beans at $3.50
per bushel in Guthrie, and has cleared
about $500 from his little speculation
The beans were dropped in a furrow
and the sod turned on,
Pawnee Rock Leader: Larned has
been putting up their fine celery. We
can down their best, ''twelve punches
thirteen pounds" and not half try.
Andy Galbreath brought us in one stalk
that weighed six p unds and measured
three feet in height, having over twenty
stems on the stalk. Andy has big lot
of it.
Emporia Republican: Hon. VIM.
Martindale and J. 7. Acheson, of this
city, have purchased and are shipping
to the new Santa Fe stock yards at this
place, to be fed in this vicinity during
the winter, over 1000 head of cattle.
thirty-eisht carloads having already
arrived. They are Colorado cattle.
known as the triangle dot, or Dorsey
brand.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

forty cents for inspection and forty:
cents for out inspection, q total Of
eighty cents per car against fifty before
this law went into effect, this grain goes
east, bearing the stamp Of Missouri in
spection. When the movement of corn
begins the receipts will be greatly in
creased. The Kansas producer should
understand this, and Kansas should use
every effort to induce and encourage
capitalists to build elevators in Kansas
City, Kansas, that the state may re-
ceive some benefit from this very large
business.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14
A New Kind Of Insurance

has been put in operation by the manufac-
turers of DR.. Pierce's medicines. His "Gold-
en- Medical Discovery" and "Favorite Pre-
scription" are sold by druggists under the
manufacturers posture guarantee. Either
benefit or a complete cure is thus attained,
or money paid for these medicines is re-
turned. The certificate of guarantee given
in connection with sale of these medicines is
equivalent to a policy of insurance. The
Golden Medical Discovery" cures all hu-
mors and blood taints. from whatever cause
arising. skin and scalp diseases, rofulous
sores and swellings. The ''Favor!te Prescrip-
ton" cures all those arrangements and
weaknesses peculiar to women.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Fort Smith (Ark,) Times, Oct. 16.
Mr.. D. H. Cheney, the popular veDder oi
fresh meats and vegetables, is holding 8
very quiet reception to-day. He drew SlE,-
DOO in the Louisiana State Lottery yesterday,
and Times reporter called on HIM to in
vestigate and found it straight goods. TIE
Western Union vouches for 63,856 as the
number winning the capital prize $500 900,
hence Mr.. Cheney's share will be $4,000.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14
Made Comfortable.

Fort Smith (Ark.) Times, Oct. 2.
In order to finish up the question of Mr..
Cheney's good luck, We dropped in at his
place of business, 400 Garrison avenue, this
morning. "Yes,." said Mr.. Cheney gently,
'.The suspense is over and the money is
mine," pulling out his bank book and exhib-
it1ng the credit. have drawn $4,000 in the
louisiana State Lottery on ticket that
cost me just one dollar and have the money
in the Merchants Bank"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14
Spoiled by q Habit.

Many OF the badly y-shaped mouths
that are the sorrows of the young
women of to-day result from their BE-
ing permitted, when they we're chill
dren to suck their fingers. One of the
prettiest women in New York has
coarse, thick lips, that come from hay
ing been allowed, when she was going
to sleep, to put her thumb
In her mouth, while another.
whose lips protrude in the center and
whose mouth is large, now blames her
mother for allowing her to find consola-
ton in her two forefingea-Herald Of
Health.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

have had occasion to try Salvation Oil
in my family for both neuralgia and rheu-
matism. In every instance It effected q per-
manent cure. / also tried it on my child
suffering with sprained back with like sue
cess. l take pleasure in recommending it
to all. p. S. COSTELLO, (Policeman,)
321 Park Ave-, BALTIC, Md.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

In the woods.-Aggie: 'Oh, look at that
lovely, dear little bird on the tree"
Charlie: '.Yes, that's robbin."
Aggie: 'How sweet. Oh, Charlie, shoot
il to put on my hat"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

A bar 10 Osculation.-Papa. "Young
Smithers didn't stay so late as usual last
night"
Laura: mo; he wasn't feeling very well;
he had a sore tooth"
Papa: Front tooth, eh2"
Laura: "Y-yes sir"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

OF health and strength renewed and of ease
and comfort follows the use of Syrup of
Figs, as it acts in harmony with nature to
effectually cleanse the system when costIve
or bilious. For sale in Zoe and Sl.OO bot
ties by all leading druggists.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

One of the greatest stories (founded on
fact) ever published, commences in the De-
cember (X-mas) number of GopEY's LApY's
Book, published at Philadelphia. Every
woman, married or single, should read it.
Ready November 18th. All Newsdealers.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Mrs. Popinjay: Il see by the paper that
a newly married couple in Michigan are
taking their bridal trip in a row-boat."
Mr. Popinjay: ''Huh! I'll bet before the
trip is ended it will be all oar between
them"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

SCOTS Emulsion Of Cod Lirer OIL with
Hypophosphitcs, is a most wonderful food.
It not only gives strength and increases the
flesh but heals the irritation of the throat
and lungs. Palatable as milk and in All
wasting diseases. both for adults and chill
dren, is q marvellous food and medicine.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Never talk base ball to . pretty girl. Ten
70 one she viii make you ashamed Of your
ignorance.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

is what E. W. Fairman, druggist, at Day
ton, Ind, writes about the sale of Aliens
Lung Balsam. He has sold it for eight years,
and it gives satisfaction. Sold by all drug
gists at &c, 5Oc., and S1.0o
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Whsu Baby was sick, W gave her Castoria,
When she w,s q Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Mis-, she cluns to Castoria.
When shs bod Children. she savs them Castoria
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Get the eBest.-Temperance woman: "My
friend, if you don't want whiskey to get the
best of you, you must get the best of whIs-
key"
Promising subject: 81 do, mum, when
can: but when a Teller amt only got a
nickle-"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14
w.n,.d. Man tn Travel.

Wanted, Men to Travel.
The Travellers Employment Bureau Of Chi
cAgo Is not an ordinary employment Bureau
such as the woods are full OF, but h leg1ti-
mate institution incorporated under tne State
laws Of Illinois with capital stock Of SS, 00O.0O
and devoted entirely to the interests Of Com
nercial Travellers. II will pay you to write Tor
particulars, free. See id in this paper.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Caller: "why don't you try Christian
Science for Fldo. You know how much it
did for our baby"
Hostess: ''Yes, but can't afford to fool
with the life of that dog. Why, he cost me
&450
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

WE need to cultivate our Judgment
TO gain an insight into the root of
things. comparing the present standard
with universal laws, treating With ne
spectful consideration that which has
been honored by time giving heart and
hand 10 the new forces q vofk IN or
6viliRtion.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Stranger Ito bicycle rider): "Are you ac-
quainted with the roads around here, my
friend"
Bicycle-rider (polnting to the scars on
his face): "Yes sir, have met them quite
often"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Mr.. Crankwrestle: 81 tell you 1 can't
stand this smell of cooking cabbage in the
house."
Mrs. Crankwrestle; at isn't half so bad
ss have to put up with when you smoke it
in the house."
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

1t is pleasure and satisfaction to many
to learn that Aliens Lung Balsam, that
standard family medicine for coughs, Group
and all lung diseases can now be procured at
25c., 5Oc., and $l.OO a bottle at any drug
store.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Now that the author of that beautiful
poem, beginning ''The June bug has gaudy
wing" is dead there doesn't seem to be
very much poetical talent of high order
left in this country.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Chippie: "Yaas. Gladstone is a gweat
man, but I'd wather be Dwight, doncher-
know"
Chappie: "Johl Bwlght is dead, my dear
boy"
Chippie: CAV, mean the fellah who in
twoduced Bwight's disease. The pwlnce has
taken it up, doncherknOw."
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Babbitt, the famous soap man is dead.
1t is needless to state that he left q clean
record.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Blinks latter the storn): "You would
never make good typewriter, my dear"
Mrs, Blinks: "And Why, should like to
know. If I wasn't as intelligent as that
hussy in your Office.
Blinks: ats not that my dear, its be-
cause YOU won't be dictated to-"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

All the Same-Mabel TO Jack, who is
about to drink her health for the ninth
time): "Oh. wouldn't, Jack. Drink to
me only with thine eyes instead.
Jack: "AlI right. Well-er-here'sl look
ing at YOU"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Dry sermons arc Bod enough, but for The
minister 10 preach them through his nose is
inexcusable. DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup will
save both minister and sermon if taken in
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

There Was One.-Appllcant TO ediror):
"Have you any vacancies Just now?"
Editor: ''ies; he waste basket was emp
tied this morning, believe"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14
WHAT TROUBLE is FOR.
a SERMON Be THE REV. +. DE WITT
TALMAGE.

Delivered in the Brooklyn Academy Of
Ausic-God's Hand Shall Wipe Away An
Iears-Swoet Arc the Uses Of Adversity-
Tho Giories Of Heaven Glowingiy Por-
Hxayed.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

You wear out clothes on Q wash board ten
times as much as on the body. HotC foolish.
Buy Dobbin's Electric Soap of your grocer
and save this useless wear. Made ever since
1854. Don't take imitation. There are lots
of them.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Judging from the many attractions in the
Dune museums, it is easy to believe that
this is q freak-country.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Mrs. Watts: "what a sweet little child
your Willie is. He's perfect little angel,
think"
after his father in some of his ways"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

Seasonable landmarks Muddy foot prints
in the hall.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

It's not the coat that makes the man-its
the name of the tailor on the little tag ut
the back of the neck.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

With Mr.. WaIam.ker's new scarlet stamp
every letter should be rcd bsfore N leaves
the post Office.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

NJ. L. THOMPSON l. CO., Druggists,
Coudersport, Pa, say Halls Catarrh Cure is
the best and only sure cure for catarrh they
ever sold. Druggists sell it, 75c.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

The easiest way for good wife to get
along pleasantly is to practice what her hus-
band breaches.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

A pocket cigar-case free to smokers of
'Tansill's Punch" &C Cigar.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

The law permits man to use his wife to
rob his creditors, yet in the face OF this it Is
argued that marriage is failure.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

"You say that drinking is one of your
husbands failings9" "Failings? Oh, no,
its one of his successes"
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

When the world comes to an end and all
language is forever hushed. IN bet it will
be woman who will have the last word.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

A tailor requires many yards to cover
man, but burglar will cover him with a
small revolver.
Dodge City times., 1889-11-14

First Seamstress: "How are you getting
on!''
Second Seamstress: "Oh, $685."