The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-08
BRIGHT BITS.
How do you like my suit?" said he.
The maid, confessiug,
Admitted tnat sne Thought 'twould be
Improved by pres iug.

Admitted tnat sne thought 'twould be
Improved BY pres rug.
-Ciottlel' and Fltr1lisher.
WHAT He WENT BY.--Cus. omer--'I told you
that wanted two hip pocSets in my trousers,
SIR but didn't say make them quart Siz -
Iailor-To be sure. you Didn't say anything
ABOUT tae size You said you were a prohibit
ZIONIST, though.-ItHte.
NY GRACIOUS, frauiein, you don't seem TO
realize that belong To the oldest nobility. Do
you know what that means:'
on yes. cutie well. 1t means that it is a
very long Time since any of your family has
done anything worth doing ."-FheJende
Btdtter.
HE-l think of running down to Long Branch
ana giving the Hyde Parkyns lookup to-
she-Oh, I'm so glad. Be sure and wire me
WIlat color Mrs Hyde Parkyns hair is, darling
LooI GEAR feel awfully anxious about her
Once u Week.
4 Want to get good hammock, " said the
customer.
-'a.ron enough to hold two, 1 suppose p
sug ,eSJed the salesman slyly.
NO. slf, SAID the customer with some show
OF rese tine {. mo, Sir; I've been marie / for
more than three ye..rs. "-SOmerUitte Journal
WHEN Minister Lincoln and Russell Harrison
| dmed WIN Queen Victoria the other day. her
majesty neglected To apologize for the neavi-
ness OF her biscuit and the lac OF brevty IN ner
| PIES, adding that her COOK 1T the day before
She must nave been 50 clustered" at having
| dIstln pushed guests at dinner that she forgot
It.-AOfItS OLOH HeTdd
The ADVANCED METHOD First Omaha Miss
I'm SO glad you like the story of The Phantom
INST, or the SHADOW of a Sound" How far
| have you gotten with it,
Second Omaha Miss-Ive read the last three
chapters AID little IN the mid lie of the book
FIRST Omaha MiSs-Weli you'll be charmed
when you read Che opening of the story
Omaha WOrLd- Herd r.
FAUNTLERoY MoTHER-Ceiric, why do you
speak 10 tnat ragged little boy? He Will con
innate you.
Cedric-Just a moment, dearest wish to
tell hun what happy boy am with you
To rag Ell urc1ia-Say, Gull I'll meet you an
de gang down On de corner, when de old lady
goes t. bel tonight. Get plenty of bricks an
we Il oust every lamp on de sUreet.-Ldcronce
american.
"WnAr kind Of piece of ice do YOU cal
THAT" demanded the rate housekeeper as she
gazed apJn the intihiteSlnal lump which the
man had brought. Why, that won't last long
enough 10 pay putting 1t into he Refrigerator
You'd Il I'd 1t more economical" replied the
lceman, If you would take ice by the season.
but, yon KNOW, you said you'd get 1t as you
Yes, responded The housekeeper. with some
acerhity, ont don't want it as get t"-Bos,
ton Transcript, p
WHAT afe the four great lakes between Can
ada ana tle Cuff Of Mexco?N asked Lewiston
mother of her Youngest and only. whose geog-
raphy she was coming.
Water said the boy.
The mother pOnderad q moment, and then
looke1 into the geography again, and found
herself in error She should have asked:
Which are the four great lakes etc" This
question repeated. the hoy answered correctly
It's a smart 7year-old BOY who knows the df-
ference between what and which
On, PAPA, she said. with blush, ''vounp
Mr.. Chestnut VINO owns SO many coal MINIS
in7 Pannsylvania, is coming again this even
" H'' avs ne wants to See you on IMPORTANT
business" '-"'
.-.l isGt, my dear" responded the old man.
chucAln- her piayfuliy under the chiu u guess
know what the young man wants"
That evening Nj. Chestnut came to the nont
at once
dr. Il endricks," he said boldly, 81 want to
ask you # you have laid in your winters stock
| OF coa ?''-CeleStiaI city.