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The Irish standard., 1889-09-28
SUMMONS.

CTATE OF MINNESOTA County of Hen
- nepin.
State of Minnesota, to Basil Simko, defendant:
You are hereby aummoued to be and appear
before the undersigned one of the Justices of
the Feace in and for the City of Minneapolis, i'll
said Hennepin County, on the 30th day of Sep
tember, 1889, at o'clock in the forenoon at my
office, in the City Of Minneapolis, in said County
to answer to Theodore Swami in a civil action
Should y on fail to appear at the time and place
aforesaid Judgment will be entered against you
Swami for such sum as he shall show himself
entitled to.
Given under my hand this Goth day Of August
ACE p. ABELL,
Justice Of the Peace.
J.R. Corrigan,
Plaintiff's ATTORNEY.
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28

The poet he climbed the Office stairs
His heart was light and glad,
He sought the editor in his lair
With "a little thing he had,
For, quoth he, IF this don't fetch the DUST
But why should Doubt know it must,
Or men are all gone mad"
So entered he with a jaunty air.
.Ahem. dear SIR said he,
The editor wheeled around his chair,
What do you want of me?'
"Sir," said the poet ''if. you would know
I've here trifle-'B Beautiful Snow
#S AS perfect as can be-"
s.Ah," said the editor ''let me see"-
And scanned the lines with care
Thy thought is nimble, thy rhyme runs free
IT'S fine beyond compare"
He rave the poet what gold he had.
Alas, the poet went raying mad
s AS mad as a march hare.
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28
| 4 N D s
Minnesota, Dakota,
Montana, Oregon
-AND--
Washington Territory.

We have over 10 million acres of r. r lands
for sale and offer the choicest PRIME TIMBER
and GRAZING lands at lowest prices and ON
very easy terms.
If you have friends located in any of the new
settlements in Minnesota. Dakota, or on the Pa
cific Coast, and wish for information regarding
lands and prices in the neighborhood, please
write us for fall particulars. We have the sale
of all Railroad lands owned by the
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28

Cards, letter heads. note heads, ell
velopes, bill heads, blank receipts, bank
checks, lawyers briefs, and in fact
everything in the line Of job printing,
neatly executed by the ''lrish Standard"
Job Printing company, No, AZ Third
street south, rooms 81 and o..
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28
Always on Time. y

ALWAYS ON II Time. Z"
There is no line 50 handsomely
equipped for Through Passenger Service
as THE Northwestern Line''-C., st.
T., M. e. o. R'p-and the Minneapolis,
st. Paul and Chicago trains over this
line have better record for reaching
either end of their run ION time" than
those of any other line in the country.
THE
ALI we'll posted travellers between the
Twin Cities and Chicago take this line
particularly favOring the ''Vestibule
Limited which carries the finest sleep
ing cars and coaches ever built, and also
all classes of passengers. without extra
fares. On the Lake Superior portion OF
the line, between MINNEAPOLIS, st. Paul
& Duluth, and st. Paul s. Ashland.
Pullman sleepers are run ON night
trains, and parlor cars On day trains.
NORTH " -ESYERN
Pullman sleepers are also run through
between Duluth. Superior and Chicago.
Fast through trains are also run be-
tween Minneapolis, st. Paul and Kan
sas City, via Sioux Eity, with through
Pullman sleepers St. paui TO Omaha
and Kansas City. Dining cars are run
on all through trains over this line be-
tween Minneapolis, st. Paul and Chica
20, and between St. Pau! and Kansas
City, Besides being the best i
LINE
between these principal cities, the Chicago o.
Northwestern system of lines composed of the
Chicago, st. Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha. Chi
cago s. Northwestern and Fren ont. Elkhorn &
Mo. Valley R'ys- Gall advertised as 1.-The North
western Line.') traverses rich and populous
country. and offers the quickest means ct reach
ing all the large towns villages in the territory
intersected by it. Before selecting a route,
travellers should get folder, with map of this
line, and they will quickly see the advantages
offered. Ali particulars. with maps and time
tables may he obtained at any station, or write
direct to L. w. TEASDAhE,
Gent PASSENGER Agent, St. Paul.
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28

Sad the thoughts that e'er me hover
As the cold, long nights draw nigh
For my daughter has lover
And the price of coal is high.
How wish he'd come and claim her
Claim her as his treasure sole
Odd she 'lope would not blame herr
Ere buy my winters coal.
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28
TH( .EWS
A REVERE

81 knelt in the dim Cathedral,
q Just after the midday Mass.
AS one by one the worshippers
Through the aisles began to pass.
gazed upon each quiet face
And tried to single out, e
Which one was in earnest,
Which one was most devout.
Some faces there were, SO happy,
So bright, so young and fair,
prayed the day that sorrow
Would write her impress there,
Was distant and delaying,
Her own sad heart, mayhap they'd touch
by their tender, childlike praying.
Their trust in God was much.
But some had sad, sad faces;
A written world Of care
Had left its bitter traces
On faces once SO fair. y
& woman. old and wlthered.
Bent form and silyery hair,
Her sweet face tells the story: 81
Grim Sorrow has been there!
Perhaps it was daughter,
Dearly loved and early lost.
Or precious son had gone astray;
A mothers tears, they cost.
All, age doth bring it's sorrows,
But youth may have share,
Scel comes fair young maiden
With gold-glintng hair.
Her face is pale and anguished,
Wistful her eyes of blue,
Sombre her dress, no need to say.
Has sorrow come to you?
What next? Who is this coming
With hating step SO soft,
Who through the Mass kaslt praying
With dim eyes raised aloft?
Why looks she still so woeEul?
Why clasp that book SO tight?
Alas! She is Magdalene,
That book her only light,
Desertedsby her earthly friends;
Betrayed by those she loved;
Cast of by Allah no! not all!
She yet, has Him above.
To Him she turned, when all was dark,
To Him she bore her cross.
The Angels sang with double JOY;
Their gain was SataD's loss,
Come unto me, ye burdened ones!
Thus spake the Heavenly King
Come unto me! J. love you we'll,
To me your troubles bring,
0, death to Youth seems bitter,
But the day will come co all,
When weary and heart-hungry,
The sweets of life will pail.
The spirit years for truer aim;
For this world does not end all.
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28
SEASONABlE RHYMES.

Put away the gaudy blazer"
That at tennis You displayed.
Better now to don an ulster
Even though it's old and frayed
The winds are chill
They send a thrill
OF anti-caloric through one;
From nose once red
The blush has fled
For cold has made 1t a blew one.
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28
DRY
4. NATIONAL, o FFICERs:

NATIONAL OFFICERS.
ME- WILHERE, N D, PhiiadeIphia, Pa.
r 81 McNELLIs, N S. Indianapolis. Ind.
PATRICK HYNEs, N e, Greenport, Y.
National DirectOrs-Jo John w. McGreeVy, T. j
OConnor, M. McCarthy. Cornelius Horrigan. y
8, STATE OFFICERS MINNESOTA
STATE DKIEaATE-M. NJ. Shields. of Faribault,
/. STATE HEoRETARY-G.M NJ. Giltinan, of Morris.
STATE TREAsURER-W. j. Murphy, of st.
Cloud. ,s:Y
INsuRANoE SECRETARY. T. NJ. Ryan. of Anoka.
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28
[ know a little dude,

I know a little dude,
So do you.
He's never loud OR rude, "
Strange, but true.
He sports a large moustache,
And q watch chain, very flash,
But a small amount of cash
Yet he tries his best to mash.
Dude'll do.
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28
5 HARVEST EXCURSIONS 5

j. r. COrrigan,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28

ANOKA COUNTY. ~ q, =.
County Delegate, Thomas Coleman, Fridley: !,
e Green; recording secretary, NJ. J. Ryan, fnan-
cial secretary, Wm. j Stack; treasurer. jeremiah
Mooney; Insurance secretary, Thomas p
Reilly; meetings. I'd and 18th Sundays OF each
The Irish standard., 1889-09-28

County Delegate %. cCirann.
President, Daniel Myers; vice president, M Nc
Mahon; recording secretary William Fancy; IMAM
Moran; insurance secretary VIM. Neavin; meet
.,...... OF month. 81 q rs s
sS5s M BELLE PLAINK, SCOTT OoUNTY.
(!nunty 6eleaata. ~ j Leonard, Hhakopee.
Diyisiom9 No. -Preeidant DE-. G. B. MAl0ney;
yice Gident, VIM recording score
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20
Remove the TAGS.

A man who patronizes Il ready made cloth
ing store for bis clothes cannot be too careful
about removing tho numerous tags which
adorn the stock piled OH the counters This
warning is not given without reason 1t is
suggested by the experience of ono James
Hitchcock, who underwent fearful ordeal
in this direction. He tells it on himself, too
Years ago, when Professor MARITIME ran the
hotel at Riverside and was attempting to re-
vivc its popularity by hypodcrnic injections
of Saturday night hops, Nh. Hitchcock was
invited to participate in ono of these social
revels. His wardrobe was complete with the
exception of a white vest-then en- regle
Well, he went to retail house and purchased
tho desired whito waistcoat. He took it home
and pluckcd off all tho various tags-that is,
he thought ho did. He attended the party
with his wife, and all went well until lie
mingled in the excitement of the lancers
Then he threw open his Prince Albert and
lent himself to tho abandon of tho dance
While he was parading about at the direction
of the caller ho noticed that several people in
tho set began to snicker, but he paid no at
tention to tho merriment. When the caller
finally cried: "All waltz-seats!" he disposed
of his partner and his wife grabbed him ut
once Sho took him aside and pointed out
tho cause of tho lnerriment in his set. 1t was
sewed on to the vest just abaft tho watch
pocket. 1t was of brilliant pink cardboard,
and it read: "Short and fat; 42 inches" Mr.
Hitchcock and tho retail clothing salesman
who sold him tho white vest havc never since
spoken as they have passed by.-Chicago
Herald
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20
The Way We Don't Do 1t.

Fond Sister-Why do you sit up so late,
Harrya You will ruin your health.
Ambitious Youth-Can't be helped, sister.
The opportunity Of my life has come. am
to have an editorial position on a great Chi
cago paper next week, and am studying
night aud day to prepare for it, brushing up,
you know.
us that :.hat you wanted of my Rhetoric
History of Athensr"
"Yes; left those books at college or lost
them somewhere. have been going over
the entire classic course again, besides study
ing up all the noblest models of English liter
ature, both poetry and prose. I'm bound to
make my mark on my very first article, if
thorough preparation will do it."
Chicago Editor Ia week later)-Ah! Good
morning. Glad to SEQ you 50 prompt. Ready
for work, supposes
Ambitious Youth-Yes, sir.
"Well, take that desk there and get us up
o stirring editorial on 'Freights on Hogs and
Hog Products. .'"-Philadelphia Record.
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20
The Eirst Agnostic.

When reached intellectual maturity and
began to ask myself whether wasan atheist,
II theist or u panthcist, matcrialist or an
idealist, Il Christian or a free thinker, found
that tho more learned and reflected the less
ready was the answer, until at last came to
the conclusion that l had neither art nor
part with any of these denominations, except
tho last. Tho one thing in which most of
these good people wcro agreed was the ono
thing in which differed from them. They
were quite sure they had attained certain
"gnosis"-had, more or less successfully, solved
the problem of cxistcnce-while was quito
sure had not, and had a pretty strong con-
viction that the problem was insoluble. This
was my situation when had tho good fort
une to find u place among the members of tho
Metaphysical society. Most of my colleagues
were lists of one sort or another. l, who was
man without rag of label to cover my
self with, felt like the fox who had lost his
tail. So l took thought and invented what l
conceived to be the appropriate title of ag-
nostic. 1t came into my head as suggestively
antithetic to the gnostic of church history,
who professed to know so much about the
very things of which was ignorant, and
took the earliest opportunity Of parading it
at our society to show that l, too, had tail
like the other foxes To my great satisfac,
tion tho term took.-Professor Huxley in
Nineteenth Century.
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20
Points on Pins.

Law has degned to notice tho pin. Not
long before the close of tho reign of Henry
VIII, q law was passed entitled, AN Acte
for the truo Makyn5 of Pyuncs, )" cnacting
that the price should not be more than Is.
81. thousand" In The days when pins we're
rare they wero very acceptable present, i,
instead Of tho gifts, composition was
sometimes received in moneys" this was
called, of course, pin money, q term which
has been extended to sum Of money $50
cured bya husband on his marriage for the
private expenses of his wife" Addison has
recorded his dislike of what he calls "the doc
trino Of pin money!" "it is" he writes in
.1li-l2, ''of late date, and it is for tho inter
ests of both sexes to keep it from spreading F"
de proposed "needle money" as better
came, as it would have implied something
of good housewitery. GOOD Housekeeping.
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20
ONLY A COLLAR.

Two Little Beauties Went A-shopping
and the Clerk Died That Night.
"Oh, wait moment, Flo; l want to stepin
here and get mo collar; it won't take me
but just minute
So they went into Linnen g. Cotton's, and,
after stopping at various counters to price
some ribbons, gloves, lace, FANS hairpins,
buttons, silk, chenille, saxony, passementerie
and slippers, none of which they had any idea
of purchasing, they found themselves at the
collar and cuff counter
Let mo sec some collars, please" said
Bessie
"All linen?" asked the clerk
"Oh, yes, certainly, oil linen"
Square or round corneredl'
81 hardly know. Let mo see both kinds!
What kind do you like best, Flo?"
"Oh, don't know, really. 1t don't make
much difference"
"No, so it don't, for'-
"What number, misss'
"Oh, let me seel declare if don't always
forget just what number l do wear. Thir-
teen, l think. What number do you wear
Floa"
Twelve and a half"
"Do you7 | shouldn't think I'd wear a
IL
81 don't know"
II suppose my neck is No. don't want
so high a collar as that Do you like high
collar, Flof'
~ hardly know, really"
"Of course it depends altogether Oh the
kind of neck one has Mine is as long as a
stork's"
"Oh, Flo!"
SIT isl"
"How ridiculous! think"-
"Here is lower collar miss"
''Ch, that's too low Don't you think SO,
Floa"
ut is rather low, really"
"Of course it is always-oh, look ut these
handkerchiefs back of us Aren't they
lovely~
Aren't theyf do love pretty handker-
chiefl"
$50 do L A real neat"-
"How do you like this collar, miss!"
''Oh, do It like three rows of stitching al
the top; do you, Flor
1.-TWO rows look better, think"
so do l. Let me see some with two rows >
| "Yes'm; here's one."
| "Yes, l see, um-um-um-somehow
don't just like that either; do you, Flo7"
II don't know, really"
Looks SO kind of-of-I don't know just
how, but don't like it. The stitching is Sc
far apart; don't you think so, Flol"
| II don't know but it is"
Let mo SEQ something with only one row
of stitching. Oh, don't like that; do you
Flol"
II don't know, really"
''It don't look like it was all linen; does it
Flo9"
mo. don't believe it does.n
I'm sure it isn't. I've notion to ge
some ruching and let the collar go; woul,
you?'
"Oh, suit yourself, dear"
do you like ruching!'
"Oh, yes"
81 believe will get it."
TheY spend half an hour at the ruchin,
counter, and then race back to the collar dc
partment, and finally emerge from the stor
in just eighty-sev minutes after they ente
it, Bessie having concluded by this tim
that she didn't believe she'd get the cola
today anyhow" and she doesn't.-Z. D. il
| Tina
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20
THE LITTLE BUSY BEE.
John Aspinwan Talks in n Very Familiar
Way About Him.

Way About Him.
John Aspinwan, of Barrytown, N. Y, de-
livered a lecture at the Cooper Institute on
the little busy bee, its anatomy and physi-
ology, and illustrated his remarks by stere-
opticon views, showing the insect and its
workings in all their details.
While in its physical make up the beo is in
many respects the opposite of man in his hab-
its aid tricks, he very much resembles the
lord of creation. and were bees to be trans
formed into men some would undoubtedly so
into the police force or in the board of alder
men. while there would be not n few successors
to Jake Sharp and to the inexperienced young
toughs who get clubbed by the police and orc
then sent up to the pcntentiary for dishon-
eSty and general Sass" Tho occupations of
walking delegate and dude n,ashers arc also
found in apiarian society.
The little bee, that is, the worker, is a
horny skinned child Of toll He is incased in
rings and shields of smooth horn to shield
him against attacks of his own species, and
he tolls Us long as there is light He has not
got backbone like man or mule, but in
stead he has little sting that serves his pur-
pose just rs we'll. and thus manages to main.
tain his rights. Between his tongue and
sting there is complicated mechanism that
is of great use to the farmer and to nature
Aside from the honey that he distills, and
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20
UNLOVED AND ALONE.

The sea dove some twin shadow has.
The lark has loves in seas OF grass
Tho wild beast trumpets back his vow,
The squirrel laughs along his bough;
But l, ! am Us lone, alas!
AS yon white moon when white clouds pass
AS lonely and unloved, alasi
AS clouds that weep and drop and pasa
Omaiden. singing silver sweet,
At cabin door. IN field Of corn,
Where woodbincs twine for thy retreat
Sing sweet through oil thy summer morn,
For love Is landing at thy feet.
In that fair isle in seas Of corn.
But l, am unloved and lorn.
AS winter winds OF winter morn.
Tho ships, black belicd, climb the seq,
The Seanlen seek their loves on l.nL,
And love and lover, hand in hand
Go singing. glad as glad can be.
But ncvcrmorc shall love sccl. nc,
BY blowy sea or broken land.
Ey broken wild or willow tree
Nay, nevermore shall love seek INC.
joaquin Miller
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20
IN A GLASS HOUSE.

Rob,s got glass house in the garden,
\ little house out in the sun;
Watched while the gardener built it
Cntii it was finally done.
Now, what do you think It was made fori
do not believe that you know;
Eut do Now, isn't it f,nnys
Tis 10 hurry the flowers to growl
And I'm sure it does; for the pansies
Have bloSsomed rs full as can be,
And there isn't flower in the garden,
And scarcely a leaf on tree
So I've wondered and wondered long time
Please answer me this if you can;
DO you think if lived in one like it
should hurry and grow to man?
Agnes NJ. Lewis in Wide Awake
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20

AL great men have their eccentricities, re-
marks The Nebraska State Journal For in
stance, Bill Canada. when walking, to or from
Nebraska City. always taken the road while
Senator Ransom prefers the railway track.
Both Of them absolutely refuse to ride on the
trucks of passing trains
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20

Mrs. Dow, the thrice successful president
of Dover's horse railroad is even more of
success as q housewife, neighbor and mother,
and in addition a good shot, an excellent
swimmer and very fond of hunting, fishing,
and fancy work.
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20
CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED

To THE EplroR-Please inform your readers
that l have positive remedy for The above
named disease. ly Its timely use thousands of
shall be glad to send two bottles Of my remedy
FREE to any of your readers who have consump
tion if they will send me their express and
post office address. Resp c'fnlly. 7. \. SL"-
CUM. NJ. {. lSl Pearl ST., New York.
sep .29.ly.
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20
"Oh, suit yourself, dear"
"Do you like ruching?"

7 bclleve VIII get It.
Thty spend half an hour at the ruching
counter, and then race back to the collar de-
partment, and finally emerge from the store
in just eighty-seven minutes after they enter
it, Bessie having concluded by this time
that she didn't believe she'd get the collar
today anyhow" and she doesn't-Z. D. in
Tina
The Dickinson press., 1889-04-20

Jersey City has abolished its newsbcys'
home. 1t was found that the boys used it for
a loafing place, and that four-iiftl.s Of its
dodgers were boys who ran away from home
aud had no real need for its convenicnces
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1889-09-12
rEw4KK.

=, =,
'o'f p''oti Ntt"e''o an no.
NkWAhK, SEPT u tahte really seem at
present good cnGaee o. en- electric lisht
piait ~ HeThrk, honsh 1t may nor be put
sist that 1t should i". I. viii be remem-
barred that last sprinS tho property holders
81 toe Town N,teu ~ tAe question OF nona-
N e' r, 20 - IN II, IT, s,,
s.,,iI;vs vnts a. r'ri,,isI.J,I ,,gsons rha
town bad iiet e5Sln,s,.l ia cnstJv water
system and could not ~ ms time stand any
additional taxarion if public improva-
menrs. W. Hegar ~ Hitm'ngtoh has
siSuinrn ms "illIhRA'1' 20 eut 10 piang
heIe |ttu nrtN''.e 5'1tf., any hlse.!ttk y,
". sasr w." IVA 20 on,5Ii ~ nrrgsS,.ieu ron
I'm, Sueh 4 aehe,ne man. Win nsneral
apnrovaI,
About 400 persons from this town and
vicini y attended the Wilmington fair on
Thursday. II seems, howevar, that ElSton
alr stli toUains lts olu tIne tntatest "
~, A. 80 ..i.,,, yra,,t,, ~ az
t6is u,atL,s al"
s,ne very tine white and yellow peacheg
are daly brought 10 town from Iron and
Chsatnut Hills, near here. II was thorgnt
early In the season that no fruit W0hld oe
Satnereu iro,n th1S source y NJ tutnea
n1.ohiy. h9 =, uin iloin tut sv'Ay
nyi atya1ma a Taroa il, ma IL d aaii r.
command birh.r oriess In fhe Wilmtn ,ton
market than down Delaware" peaches.
-
NEWARK, 5ept. ~ --fnere mas oeen
muan spacoiation IA.siy eonoerhing tho
lime thst ~o'R Is 10 os commenced on
tha hnauh 9fgan fac'oFy mere siuen OF
me delay nas oeen caused oy mouinoA.
tion OF the pt.ns IN the diseosion OF an
enforcement Of tAo sizs OF the puiidinsl
as nrst contemplated. fuVner osIAy hss
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1889-09-12
THE STRIKERS BREAK.
The Employers la Some Instances
Grant the Mems Demands.

Grant the Mems Demands.
LONDON, Sept. 5.-There was slight
break in the ranks of the employers this
morning. Five whartingers agreed to the
mems terms and upon their wharves work
is going on TO the full capacity. At the
olher wharves men have congregated In
large numbers ready to go to work at q
moments notice, the wharingers being
all, 1t Ia reported, ready to make terms with
the etrikers. The aspect OF affairs along
the Thames Is much livier than for weeks
past. The men who have obtained work
contribute one days pay TO the relief fund.
John Burns declares that the DOCK men
have given the dock companies crushing
blow between wind and water. Australia
has sent "a .000 to aid the strikers.
LONDON, Sept. 6.-Cardinal Manning, the
Lord Mayor. the Bishop OF London. and
sir John Lubbock VINO conferred with the
dock companies and shipping merehRnts
announce as result OF the conference, the
dock directors agreed to consider q pro
posHl for q stx-penny rate to begin IN Janus,
airy next. This time is dxed In order to all
low reRdjustment OF charges to meet thet
added outlay. The strikers committee
consented to advise the men to accept this
proposal. The Steam Navigation Company
has conceded the strikers terms. An In
creased plumber OF wharf laborers are at
WofR 10 DAY. me hnlpWrtRnub IN tnu tu-
ploy of the Williamsons, at Workingfon, in
Cumberland, have struck for an advance OF
four shitlinge weekly.
Tho corn merchants have notified the
dock companies that they Will be held
answerable for damage to corn resulting
from delay In the docks. Lord Randolph
Churchill, speaking at Newtown, said that
the titke WAS the natural outcome of the
excuses into which employers had fallen,
In the effort to extract an undue amount OF
labor at an inadequate rate OF wages.
II is confidently expected that the dock
directors will conceds to the terms OF ship
owners to-day.
Burns hes consented to allow men to coal
steamers In the West India dock.
The dock directors late last night Issued
notice that unless the old hands return
to work at once their places will be allied
with other men.