The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-11

Amsssoan people. and III suessstiss hes
send him samples Of their new winter
eoo1s. Linen Trousers arc not stylish sven
IN Africa, where indeed all other kinds Of
trousers are equally un~fashionaboe.
The which regularly print
DIR. Talmage's sermons a. Especial die
patches" and especial cables" could
save q vast deal Of telegraph tolls u the
Doctor could he induced To furnish them
duplicate barrels Of hack number efforts.
The New York Tribune lnds the recent
sermon mt Brindisi, which was duly cahled
tn the syndicate papers, in q volume of
the Doctors published in 1s7A.
The i'm the washingson
Post that q baby weighing SO pounds was
horn i'm New York q few lays ago, and
really to demand the explanation that
Miss Murphy herself weighs abont A,OOO
pounds aud Ii n h-ippopotamus. We pro
sumo. too, 10 would more nearly conform
of the mother as Mrs. Caliph, NEE Murphy.
The discovery has been made In New
York that the discovery of America by
Columbus did not take place i'm 14S2. He
only found and landed ON u little island
which is not accurately identified. The
American continent was not discovered
until 149s, and therefore IL is suggested by
a New York contemporary that the cele-
bration take place I'm 1899. II there are man.
more discoveries of this kind the celebra-
ton will he postponed indefinitely.
club of the Sixth ward, says the Omaha
Herald, the following proceedings were
enacted: Mr.. Specht arose and said: 20!
---? ? = I!
!. . d-n" Mr.. HODGE. replied: III
Grain q I the. TOOK ~. a my and exp Msi me- e
thee languages. after which the club
resolved that 1--WE are and
adjourned.
Although Col. Dudley can prove an
alibi, Indiana il afflicted with h~og-thieves,
and the rme sit up nights to watch
their pens with shot guns. A few nights
agO n man named Laird, In company with
n confederate, visited the hoR-pen of "A
farmer named Shaw, A nice fat porker
was selected and quietly 'removed"-in
the Cronin sense. After it's death the car
cass was encased i'm an old suit of clothes,
n derby hat covering the brute's head. In
the niRht-liRht, sitting ON the seat, it very
considerably n man. Laird
drove back to town with his dead prize,
while the confederate went across-lots.
The proved to be n detective.
however, and now Mr.. Laird Is the sole
biped occupant of a neat but not gaudy
cell.
Missoula is not SO jealous Of her boom
hut that she believes i'm the protection of
home industries. The Morning Missoulian
finds time to remark:
An insinuation tn the effect that one of the
young men Ut Mis>ot,a would soon marry n lady
residing ont Of town was to "a degree Incorrect.
The majority Of MissOula young men seek no
farther than their own city, which they believe
possesses ms good, handsome and sensible girls
AS any town In the country, and the gentleman
referred to Is one of the majority.
The MissOufioa is ON princip1a,
when IL disco,irages a method of increas-
ing Missoula's population by drawing
from its rival towns. Perhaps, though,
our esteemed contemporary believes with
pride that i'm the long run her home manu-
factories are capable of increasing the
population faster than any foreign impor-
tations.