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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
HOTEL HONfELIES.

A couple Of men were seated III the
lobby of the Ryan yesterday afternoon,
talking away as though their lives de-
pended upon the number of words
uttered a minute. To judge from the
conversation, one of them owned farm
near Mortified which he was very
anxious to sell to the other. Ii eloquence
has any effect on the human MIND he
has. in all probability, disposed OF MS
acres by this time. 1t was poetry TO lis.
ten to him eXpatiate on the DeautleS OF
the place. A shorthand report OF his eu-
IOgy would read something in this style:
II tell you what it is. That place OF
mine is one of the finest III the world,
and if YOU ever laid your eyes on 1t you
wonId he sure to buy. 1t is located in
the finest kind of a country, has the
finest water for miles around, the finest
timber in the country, is but two miles
from Mortified, the finest town III the
state-Where the finest schools III the
universe are situated. There is farmer
who lives short way from my house
who is one of the finest fellows you
ever met: he takes care Of my horses IN
the finest kind of way, and drives
them down town in the finest
STYLE imaginable. In fact, my place and
everything pertaining to it is all of the
finest, and if you will only come down
TO look at it, you will consider that
am doing you favor in selling you
this finest of all finest farms in the
Western hemisphere.
+4+
81 wonder if those dudes know how
the wearing Of those sashes originated" "
remarked a gentleman from the East,
as he stood in the Windsor Yesterday
afternoon looking at couple of young
sports going past with their waists
adorned with huge parti-colored silk
sashes. "The English" continued he,
''began wearing wide sashes or bands,
wound tightly around the stomach, in
India to prevent cholera. 1t seems that
a compression of the stomach by means
of a cloth sash prevented attacks Of that
terrible disease. Indian cholera. Per
haps the young fellows who have just
passed have been eating green fruit or
drinking egg phOsphateS and are afraid
of getting the winter cholera; who can
tpll27'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
HE WAS SLUGGED,
But Did Not Desire Ten Days for
the Trouble.

Ol1 1sON AOA LAY AVA
the Trouble.
At the corner of Sixth and Minnesota
streets, last evening, about 9 o'clock,
somewhere in the neighborhood of a
quart of bright red gore lay scattered
over the sidewalk. A minute before
three men stood there. Suddenly one
of them led out with his right arm.
Biff. The blow fell on the nose Of the
smallest of the three and he went down
with a crash, while the other two
walked rapidly toward Seventh street
and were lost in the crowd. The little
man was not knocked out. but slowly
picked himself up and stood by the
street lamp, while the blood poured
from his nasal ornament and lmpeded
his utterance.
SAY ben a Swedish man." he said,
''and hay tai may to give hem dollar.
Ay hat no dollar, and hay het me on
may face"
land lie was big brute, too" inter
posed a bystander who had witnessed
the affair. The Swedish man" was a
little befuddled with beer and blow, but
it appeared he had been slugged be-
cause he refused to give up cold dol
lar.
Its case for the police" said the
bystander.
"Ay not tai the police" said the
Swedish man. LAY not want to get ten
days" and at this evidence Of famil-
iarity with the ways of justice, the by
stander laughed. The Swedish man
walked off holding his nose
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

selves. nestled up there in the court
house tower, producing sweet and har-
monious sounds by hitting themselves
on the belly in succession, once for the
first. twice for the second, thrice fer the
third and four times for the fourth
quarter hour, you will have pretty fair
idea of the modus operandi of these
chimes.
A good many express annoyance at
this incessant ding-dong bell, or, as they
say, ding, dong, day" but they should
have some sympathy for the feelings
and tastes of others. and remember how
pleasing the sound of these bells must
be those whose honored names they
bear. and if any one of these bell
wethers happened to be receiving a
salary of 10 cents for every quarter
hour-think and fall into rhyme with
Mr.. Wegg:
How ''silvery'' sweet must be the chime
GThat tells each quarter with dime?
BELLARoPHON.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
A BONUS WANTED.
The BONN Company After ft--Va
ried Pieces Of Litigation.

Inc Bonn company Alter fC--s a
ried Pieces of Litigation.
In the district court yesterday the
Bohn Manufacturing company COM
menced an action against j. IL. & E. E.
Davidson for $500, and another against
Theodore Hamm for 800. 1t is claimed
that the DavidSons and MI Hamm sub
scribed $500 and $500 respectively, to the
fund which was raised as a bonus for
the Bonn company for removing their
shops from Winona to st. Paul in 1886.
1t will be remembered that. about $780,
900 was raised by subscription. and it is
said that the Davidsons and Mr.. Hamm
are the only subscribers who have
failed to liquidate.
Peter Olson, minor, intends to bring
a damage suit against Rumble & King,
and he has applied to the court TO have
Swan Olson appointed as his guardian
ad Item. While young Olson was in
the employ of Rumble q King his arm
was broken by falling ele Tator which
belonged to the firm.
Erchinger Bros. bring an attachment
suit against Holmberg & Greak to Sc
cure the payment of S479.02 for goods.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
BOUNCED BY BURR.
Variegated Hues of the Offences
in the Police Court.

A brawl in the saloon at the corner of
Collins and Bedford streets turned out
nine badly disfgured citizens, whose
wrongs had been vindicated. The names
given are Joseph Murphy, Frank Halter,
Peter Olson, Martin Hanson. Charles
Johnson. Fred Unborn. r. Owens, A.
Wilson and Frank McLain. Each man
was carefully labeled diSorderly con-
duct and thrown into the mill, when
Judge Burr gave the machine a few
turns and shook $40 from each of them.
David Morgan's bull pup and Bridget
McNamara's boy cannot get along in
the same ward, hence Bridget COM
plains that David's dog is vicious.
David had the case continued until
Saturday. putting up $40 as guarantee
that the dog will conduct himself in a
gentlemanly manner in the meantime.
James Wilson, crook who had his
arm shot off several months ago in try
ing to escape from the Workhouse, was
touched up for sixty days as vagrant.
The court suspended sentence for two
weeks, sending the prisoner to the
hospital to have his arm attended to.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
MORE WHISKY, LESS WATER.
Commissioners Ives VIII Give the
Liquor Men a Call.


Wholesale and retail adulterators Of
food and liquors must keep their
weather eye open. Dairy Commissioner
and Food Inspector Ives is abroad. He
assumed his war paint yesterday morn
ing and Skirmished around among the
wholesale dealers of the Twin City.
The object of the visit was simply to ac-
quaint these merchants that the food
adulteration law was to be strictly EN-
forced. To Mr. Ives agreeable surprise
the wholesale dealers received him with
open arms, and, in all the yisitshe made
not one dissenting word was offered
against the operation Of this new law.
Every one was willing to comply with
its provisions; not only that the whole
sale men wisely see that the working Of
such law will work to their own adyan-
tage. 1t is from the small retail dealer
that Mr.. Ives expects kick. He is GER
tain to raise howl when compelled to
do square honest business; but when
Mr.. Ives plants his foot down upon the
bar of the saloonkeeper, declaring that
whisky must no longer be watered to l
per cent of 1.-THE eratur," with SO per
cent of the Mississippi, there is certain
to be HadeS itself
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
ELEMENTS ON A TEAR.
A Fierce Rain and Electric Storm
Building Burned by Light


A murky, wet and gloomy day was
yesterday. From "early morn till
dewy eve" the sky was overcast with
leaden clouds. and at times the latter
opened. drenching the streets, pedes-
TRANS and the fields beyond the city.
There was not the least bit of poetry
connected with the matter, but consid-
cradle damage withal. About IL
o'clock the wind began to blow
a perfect hurricane, the rain to come
down IN sheets and the festive lightning
to zig-zag about in avery alarming man
ner Telephone wires and electric light
wires all suffered more or less, and
number Of them were burned out. The
super-attraction was too great for them
to withstand, and the consequence was a
perfect chaos of electricity. Several
outhouses and barns were destroyed by
playful bolts, and the residence of Paul
Cole, at SOB Lafond street, was struck
and set on fire. The upper part of the
building was entirely destroyed, but
the fremen succeeded in saving the
lower story. The total loss on the build
ing and contents is about 81, 00U, with no
insurance
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
WAY FOR THE WARRIORS!

The state militia and regiment of
national troops will take part in the
military eVolutionS at the state fair, and
the great army Of civilians are to be
startled. If they did not know it before
they will know it then-that the militia
boys are equal in martial drill TO the
regular men. Great preparations are
being made for the event by the state
militia officers. Adjt. Gen. Mullen will
take up his residence at his farm and
work off all Superfiuous flesh in time
for the display. Col. Bobleter is work
ing up some new tactics. He lies awake
at night conjuring his brains for some
thing new. Inspector General Schoetfel
was so dumfounded with the superb
tactics of the Second regiment that, so
the story goes, he returned to his own
evening newspaper, scourged his head
edition of Every Man His Own Tao
ticlan." Visitors to the state fair will
do well to look out for Col. Bobeter and
the Second regiment, tactics and In
spector General SchOetfel.
~
Adjt. Gen. Mullen does not solely con-
fine himself to military matters. He
owns 500-acTe farm at Stewart, on the
Hastings IL Dakota road, and OCCASION
ally takes run down with his wife and
children. Gen. Mullen has visited
seventy-fve out Of the seventy-Iline
counties in Minnesota. and speaking of
that now aII-absorbing topic, the crops,
says that where in the past farmers
have only secured one bushel they will
year obtain two bushels. This is the
yield generally throughout Central and
Southern Minnesota. The northern
1
the prolonged drought and the crop is
not so productive
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
Pi.fered From a Paint shop.

Charles W. Leonard's paint shop, in
the second story Of the block at 366
Jackson street, was entered early yes
terday morning by burglar, who re-
moved pane of glass and opened the
door. About $50 worth of brushes and
other articles were stolen. Detective
Daily arrested the burglar on East
Seventh street yesterday afternoon and
recovered the property. William Gull
len was the name given by the thief.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
CONWAY CALLS 1T CRUELTY
That He Must Be Yanked Up and
Sent to Prison.

Frank Conway is the name of an in
mate of Saltwater penitentiary. He
was placed there yesterday by Sheriff
A. G. Krissin, of Waseca. who subse-
quently called at the state AUDITORS
Office for Expenses" and was caught
lurk ing about the capitol corridors by
the ubiquitous reporter. He said Con-
way was disguised with the ways of
this world. Twelve years ago he was
sentenced to five years. imprisonment
for larceucy. He secured bail upon an
appeal to the supreme court, but when
the trial court was upheld Conway de-
parted. He recently dropped into the
meshes of the law, and is now booked
to serve out his term of five wears,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
8 ST. Paul, Aug. Z, 1889.
New Royal AdeIphia Conclave.

A conclave of the Royal Adelphia was
last night instituted in st. Paul by Al
fred Terry, of Detroit, supreme secre-
tarY. About forty charter members
were enrolled, and the conclave adopted
the name of st. Paul. Meetings will be
held on the first and third Fridays of
each month. The following officers
were elected and installed: Com
mander, George Liesander; vice COM
mander, w. W. Dunn; assistant COM
mander, j. q. Wardell; past COM
mander, A. G. Briggs; secretary, WIS.
Lowe; collector, G. E. Nelson; treas
urer. T. G. Bell; guide, Louis Nash;
warden. L. Adams: guard, j. j..
O'Brien; sentry, o. w. Loft; trustees,
II. GeIvais, DR.. Dunwoodie and q. 4.
Fierce.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
Salt Lake City.

Tourists should not fail to purchase
tickets at st. Paul or Minneapolis via
Omaha and the Burlington & Missouri
River Railroad to Denver, and West
from that point via the Union Pacific or
Denver q Rio Grande Railways. The
trains of the Chicago, st. Paul. Mime
apolis & Omaha Railway connect at
Council Bluffs with the Burlington
trains.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
SAINT PAUL.
Additional City News on the 9Th Page.
THE sILKEN sAsHED DUDE.

"Oh heavens" cried he
In his agony. as ne waved his arms aloft-
us there no place to lay my head,s
That is tender, smooth and soft?"
i'Not a single place"
The copper said-The young man fell with
crash,
And they laid him away without tear;
This young man with the silken sash.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
ST. PAUL REAL ESTATE.
Nineteen deeds, with aggregate consid
erations of SAC, 3S5, were recorded yester

Nineteen deeds. with aggregate consid-
erations of $40, $50, were recorded yester-
day, rs follows:
Hamline University to W Hoyt, Its 8,
8, 10, II, II, blk z, Hamlne 49,. $500
FW Hoyt to H Hoyt, Its 8, 9, 10, II,
A Davidson ai i'd to seheffer, Its is. IA,
blk %, Summit Park. 49,. 12,5oO
CA Weide to L Peterson. 1t l l, blk
10, Arlington Hills. ..........1 800
] Ward to J Natelsky, IL 1t 10, blk 1,
,Whitney's subd Brewster. =. -, 2,4oo
il Cullen to W L Houlton, Its 10, 16,
blk 81, Lawton Bros. add ia. 900
T fyrer to L Johnson. 1t 20, blk 4, For
Gladstone Land company to j j Schiltz,
lt519, blk 2, Dawson 5 Earl st 49,. 715
EN- Fagerberg to E A Anderson, pit Its
6and 7. blk 6, Warren 4 WinsloWs.. 725
", F Thompson to NJ Thompson, pit 1t
4, blk z, Merriam's Fearr =. -:;.-..- 5oO
C Burman to e Knauft, 1t 16, biz D.
E Meae ham to- to A Nystrom, it 20, blk
g.Douglas :. ........-... ......... 900
} Anoley to H Thomson, It's, blk 3, j R ooo
G Chow X; to Stewart. pit its n,
5 and 4, blk Is, Lienau's rearr.. -: 400
f B Stewart 20 Martin, pt lis y, 2.
and 4. blk le.:Lienau rearr. ........ 400
-Four unpublished ...3,6Uo
Total nineteen pieces. >. .sl6,3g5
BUILDING PERMITS.
The following building permits were issued
yesterday:
Theodore II Menk, 2.storv frame dwell
ing, Mt. Airy, near Linden. $4,000
St. Paul Ice Company, 1l2-story frame
barn. Fillmore, near Edwards .....-.1 900
Samuel White, two permits, 2-story
frame dwellings. Capital, near Simp-
SOil. .f1OOO
Sein Bros. brick addition to store, Wa
basha near Founh..-... ....-....-..1 900
Three minor permits .............l, LOO
Eight permits. total. ............S $4,000
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
Chair Car to BellevilIe. Kan.

Commencing Monday, Aug. 5th, the
Minneapolis Il st. Louis Railway, al
bert Lea Route" will run Reclining
Chair Cars through to Belleyiile, Kan,
via Kansas City, without change, leav-
ing St. Paul at 9:55 a. m. daily except
Sunday.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
f,hair Car to RelIeHilIe. Kan,

Commencing Monday. Aug. 9th, the
Minneapolis & st. Louis Railway. cal
bert Lea Route,' will run Reclining
Chair Cars through to Bellevillc, Kan.
via Kansas City, without change. leay-
ing st. Paul at 9:55 a. m. daily except
Sunday.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

Ed. Hauser, accused of drunkenness.
disorderly conduct. resisting an officer,
and a few other minor offenses, was
fined S25. George Heinlin and Lars
Larson, charged by their wives with
failure to support, were discharged.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
LAID AT ToDD,s DOOR.

Ex-Deputy Insurance Commissioner
Todd has a great deal to answer for.
His letter in the GLOBE yesterday
and that in the Redwood Falls Gazette
have not acted as a boomerang on the
gubenatorial occupant only, but they
have also made life miserable to lnsur-
ance Commissioner Bailey. The latter
gentleman is great lover of peace. He
follows the divine command: if thy
enemy strike thee on the cheek turn to
him the other side. Mr.. Bailey says he
is getting cid; that he has been in many
political battles; that he wants peace.
1t was therefore fitting that when yes
terday Nh Bailey was asked if he had
anything to say about Mr.. Todd, he
exclaimed:
mo, not word; not a word. Let me
alone. Oh! let me alone"
He accompanied this declaration by
wrapping himself up in a newspaper
and commenced singing:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
There is a happy land,
Far far AWAY -

Gov. Merriam was not in his Office
yesterday afternoon, but the GLOBE is
authorized to say that the report that
his excelIency had made hurried de-
parture for the north pole, owing to the
growing political temperature of Mime
sofa, is untrue. Gov. Merriam, Mr..
Doodle ct al are still at the old stand,
despite Mr.. Todd and the thousand and
one VplnInp
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

We are having a specially
attractive sale of Neckwear.
Fashionable Silk Scarfs for
25c each or 1915 a dozen.
They are all handsome
light-colored patterns, and
very desirable, at the price.
Our East window is full of
this 25c Neckwear. You'll
not often find such a bar
gain in Neckwear as this is.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
THE GINNING BELLS.
The Interpretation Citizen Puts
on the Quarter-Hour Melodies.

The Interpretation q tft1Gen RUS
on the Quarter-Hour Melodies.
A stranger, whose attention was first
called to our new court house bv the
Ginning of the bells, mistoOk the struct-
ure for cathedral and was much sur
prlsed when | told him it was court
house. "A court house!' he exclaimed;
.'why, will not the wrangling of the bar
make discord with the jangling of the
bells-'sweet bells tangled, out of tune
and harsh?'
well, far have I travelled,
And mickle have | seen,
But court house with chime OF bells
Saw l never nean."
| explained to him that the style of
the building was the Renaissance, J"
which meant being born again. He
said that accounted for everything.
That was why the building seemed to
be growing up out of the ground, and
that probably during its renascent
efforts. instead of bringing forth a single
court house bell it had produced Chin
ing litter of five. But" said he, "hOW
are the people to understand by the
chimes what quarter of the hour is in
dicated?"
Here l had tc confess my ignorance.
but stopped "knOWledgeable' fellow
who was passing and he elucidated as
follows: You see the five commission
ers who acted as wet nurses to the court
house, became god-fathers to those bells.
and christened them with their own re-
spectiye names, thus: Day. for the big
bell. and so on for the other lesser four.
And now the doctor is about starting
.belles-lettres' institute to instruct the
people in the horolcgy of chimes.
He has constructed gamut
or scale, so that the names
of the commissioners take the places OF
the old do, re, mi. etc. [ don't know
how he disposes of the semi-tones and
flats, but the doctor namesake strikes
the hours and makes the loudest noise.
Well, then. if you will imagine these
bells to be the commissioners them
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

Tboeo who advertise i'll Sundays GLOBE
1Hooe say it pays the best.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
A Quick Trip

To Mackinac Island can be made very
cheaply by the 500 Line.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

A Quick and Delightful Trip
TO the cool resorts of Northern Michi-
gan by the SOoLine.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

Points on the Coast
OF Maine are reached with emily one
change by the 500 Line.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

Rrokow Bros. of New York,
make without doubt the Finest
Clothing that's made in the
world We are exclusive agents
for Rrokdw Bros. Fine Custom
Ready-Made Clothing.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

The class of Clothing
which we carry is intended
to supersede Custom work,
and thereby differs entirely
from the to-be-found-every-
where Clothing. In fact,
the only competition which
we have is the best class of
custom tailors.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

Our store opens at Z every
weekday morning, and
closes at $50 every evening,
except Saturday evenings,
when we keep open till 10.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

Unlike the Gas Meter,
our 9th Semi-Annual Red
Figure Sale cannot go on
forever, for it's only to clear
out our remaining Summer
stock that we have these
Red Figure Sales, and we
are happy to say that our
Summer stock is now pretty
we'll closed out.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

Our Boys Blue Sailor
Suits for $3.50 are a spe-
cially good bargain, and
mothers are not slow to take
advantage of a bargain of
this kind. It's a very pretty
and cheap suit for $3.50.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08
Thine may come
And time may go,
But I'll 90 on forever"

So says the Gas Meter to
the man who has locked up
his house and been away all
the summer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

We've several handsome
styles of Fall Hats ready for
you when you want them.
Our Light Weight Over
coats come in very handy
these chilly evenings, and
many a disagreeable cold
has been averted by wear
ing one of these Light
Weight Overcoats Of ours.
If you haven't one you'd
better get one and save a
cold.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-08-08

If there's anything here in
Summer Goods that you want,
we'll guarantee you'll find the
price low enough.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1889-10-18

Gen. Malone fdvors the English
bondhUlders proposition for a
settlement OF the debt. To accept
this proposition will require an
additional annual tax of over four
hundred thousand dollars. The
bondhulders say, withhold "appr0.
prlalons from yourasylums or pub
icschools, # You are unwilling to
increase taxes" Can we do it 7
Shall we permit the lunatics to
perish in our county jails or along
the highways in order to accommo.
date these gentlemen 7 Or will you
agree that the taxes upon your
farms shall be sufficiently increas-
e4 to raise All additional revenue
of over four hundred thousand
dollars 7
Or will you stand by the Rid
dleberger bill that has sltled the
question foreverl These are ques.
tons which the people of Virginia
must answer at the polls. Malone
is with the bondholders against
the people.
We are for the people and against
Gen. Malone aud the English
bOndhOlders.
Readjusters, where do you standi
Will sou be led by your enemies,
or will you remain With your
triendsI