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The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
A DOCTORS TALE.
Why More People Get Sick on Monda
Than on Any Other Day.

Why More People Get Sick on Monday
Than on Any Other Day.
(Which do you suppose is the bust
est day in the week for a physician. l
mean by that the day on which one
gets the most new cases?" asked a dis
ciple of Esculapius of visitor while
both were sitting in the doctors coy
little Office on the South Side.
81 don't know" was the reply, "but
I thought the doctors business was
very uncertain; in fact, l never heard
that people are more apt to become
sick on one day in the week than on
another"
"Well, then, listen to me, and l will
give you the benefit of the experience
which I have had during the last thirty
years. 1t has been the result of my
observation that the largest number of
people take sick on Monday. Not be-
cause it is a particular unlucky day,
nor because that day is an enemy to
human health and life, but for this
reason: Of course you know that on
Sunday the regular routine kind of ex-
istence of everyday life receives a
change. The man who usually goes
down town to his office, stays at home
on that day; the working man and la
borer, who have been busily occupied
during the week either at the mill,
glass house or other places. do not, as
a rule, work either. Now the mere in
terruption of the muscular movement
would probably not have any bad effect
upon any body were it not for one
thing, the change of diet.
THE loving, thoughtful housewife,
who knows that Sunday is the only day
on which she can have all those that
are dearest to her around the dinner
table, always exerts her culinary abil-
| tiles more than usual, and she tries to
make something out of the common
something nicer and better to put be-
fore them to eat. The consequence is
that she makes her cookery richer,
and she throws in a few knick-knacks
here and there that taste very well,
but, as rule, these things play havoc
with persons Indigestion, especially
when the stomach is not used to them.
Now, that is the whole secret. II
is a well-known fact that most diseases
arise from disorder of the digestive
organs, and hence you have the ex-
PLANTATION why more people do not get
up on Monday morning as well and as
bright as on any other day.
Besides Monday, Saturday night is
also great factor in the production o.
clients for the physicians, but those
cases are mostly cracked heads anC
broken arms, as the result of some sa,
loon row. Pittsburgh Dispatch.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
HOME AND FARM.

Lime water is good for chilblains.
Use strong and hot. A saturated solu-
ton of alum in water, used hot, is also
curative.
The man who never makes love to
his wife will find burrows growing in
her face that never can be smoothed
out after she is dead. Farm Journal.
-Idleness among horses is as dan
gerous as among men. Keep the teams
busy, if possible, when the weather is
fit for work. Too much rest for them
in the winter is as bad as not enough.
Spiral springs between traces and
whiff1etrees are of great advantage to
horses that are called upon to start
and haul heavy loads. Such springs
relieve strain, save wear and tear on
muscle and flesh, harness and wagon.
Cream Biscuit: One pint of flour
with which is sifted three teaspoOnfuls
of baking-powder and one-half of a
teaspoonful of salt, One-half of pint
of cream and add to it one teaspoOnful
of melted butter, unless the cream is
very thick, stir together and use a
dessertspoonful for a biscuit, smooth
ing them with knife dipped in milk.
Bake from fifteen to twenty minutes
Good Housekeeping.
Cream of Celery Soup: Take the
white part of two large heads of celery,
either CRATE it or chop it very fine; set
it to boil in one quart of milk; add two
tablespoonfuls of rice; allow the rice
and celery to stew slowly, adding more
milk if needed until they are of con-
sistency which can be rubbed easily
through coarse sieve. Then add an
equal amount of chicken broth or any
white stock, with pepper and salt to
flavor; serve with small squares of
toasted bread.
Brown Bread: Set the yeast at
night. the same as for white bread,
leaving out the potato water and al
owing one-half the amount for each
loaf In the morning, when light, add
one large cup of new milk and one
tablespoonful of brown sugar or New
Orleans molasses for each loaf. Beat
in Graham -four so long as you can stir
with spoon or paddle, pour into deep
baking tins and stand in warm pla ce
until it has risen to twice its bulk and
bake one hour in moderate oven.
When animals are at pasture in
summer, they Craze frequently through
the day, thus showing that in their
natural habits their meals are not all
taken at once, or twice daily, but at in
tervals as their nature seems to re-
quire, hence some feeders say give
light feeds and as often as their APP
petite requires. Each farmer or breed
er should watch closely the habits, as
also the requirements, of his animals
and feed and care for them so as to
make them as comfortable as possible
to get the best profits from his herd
Burial Ne1U Yorker.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
Barked Up the Wrong Tree.

Young Mr.. Cheekbone (who thinks
he's been having quite desperate
Irritation through the evening with a
young married woman)-Aw, good
night, Mrs. de Terwilliger; thank you
for a very pleasant evening; and if l
am not too presumptuous (sweetly)
may l have the pleasure of calling
upon you-aw-say tomorrow after
noon.
Mrs. de Terwilliger-No, not in the
afternoon, Mr.. Cheekbone. | devote
every afternoon to my baby, dear little
fellow; Ifairly ache to get hold of him
now; but l will be glad to see you in
the evening, when you will have a
chance to meet my husband.-N. Y
San.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
EVERYDAY MEDICINES.
Simple Remedies and Appliances for tn
Lesser Ills of the Body.

Simple Remedies and Appliances for the
Lesser Ills of the Body.
In every household there should be
some convenient shelf and drawer for
few simple remedies and appliances
in case of sudden sickness or accident,
and each member of the family should
be familiar with their contents, all of
which should be properly labeled, to
prevent mistakes.
Upon the shelf should stand the
time-honored camphor-bottle, well
filled with an article of sufficient
strength to blister; bottle of pepper
mint essence; one of arnica; spirits OF
inter and tincture of aconite, as well as
a preparation for burns, consisting of
equal parts of linseed oil and lime
water. To this add box of cosmo-
line, and bottle of glycerine, as RENE
dies for the everyday complaint of
rough hands, always diluting the
glycerine with rain-water. 1t is, pre-
pared in this way, indispensable to one
troubled with salt-rheum on the hands
Now for the remedies to be put away
in splce-boxes or any tin box that can
be labeled: Ground mustard, to be
used for comforting plasters, foot-bath,
and emetic; golden seal, pulverized, to
be used for cankered sore mouth;
alum, which, dissolved in warm water
is. excellent to take soreness from a
bruise or cut; chlorate of potash, for
sore threats; ground flax seed, for
poultices, and ginger for good, old
fashioned hot drink.
In drawer should be found roll
each of flannel, linen, and cotton
pieces; some strong bandages neatly
rolled and ready for use; a box of fine
cotton batting; plenty of strings; some
old kid gloves, the thumbs and fingers
of which may serve to protect a
bruised member, and an envelope of
court plaster.
There is nothing in this list that is
complicated or difficult to obtain, but
there is much more than is to be found
in most houses. Much could be added,
but these few remedies will answer for
a great many ailments, and no careful,
well-managed household will be with
out them.
A few remedies, Systematically al
ranged, with which we are perfectly
familiar, are worth more than hetero-
genous mass of bottles and boxes, I'M
labeled, which are to be found on the
top shelf of many pantries in great
abundance, and which serve only to
terrify the beholder with an uncertain
sense of the life or death that is within
them.-FIoy L. Sheldon, IN Farm and
FireSide.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
SPECIALITY FARMING.
why 1t Does Not Pay as Well as So-Cal1ed
General Purpose Agriculture.

Why 1t Does Not Pay as Well as SO-Cal1ed
General Purpose Agriculture.
In some places farmers run to corn;
in others, broom-corn; and again in
others, to flax, ETC., but, if you have
observed closely, you will not fail to
notice that where one made a success
of this speciality farming, there were
ten who failed A farmer, to be one
in every sense of the word, should be
able to plant a reasonable acreage of
the various crops, as they can be plant
ed in their season without interfering
with the cultivation or the planting of
other crops. His time should be so
divided with his various paintings that
no overtaxing of his working abilities
will occur at any one season OF the
year, and idleness result at another.
The successful farmer has no spare
time for loafng at the corner grocery,
but can employ himself with the va
rious odds and ends of the great end
less variety of planting, tilling, gather
ing and storing of farm products;
the repairing of fences and ma
chinery, or the many other
chores that are always certain to
arise. But the farm hand, and often
the farmer himself, will complain that
this gives no rest from the labors OF
the year. This is mainly true, but his
labors are so various, his duties so
widely diversified over the months of
the year, that in change OF labor there
is rest; and he is his own judge the
greater part of the time of the amount
of work he is compelled to perform in
a day or week, and can govern him
self accordingly. But in what other
vocation of life, carried on success
fully, can this be said? When do their
resting spells come in? Only at a
sacrifice of time and salary, or bust
ness. The business men of the city
get no relief from their monOtOnOus
toil-the same round of duties day
after day; this they are compelled to
do or business failure results. The
general purpose farmer is the success
full one, especially where small capital
is invested; and to be able to farm all
crops combined with stock of various
kinds, will bring in money at all sea-
sons of the year, and produce happier
and better results than any other vo-
cation that is to be found in this life,
less worry, more contentment, and bet
ter results in the end. Cor. Farmers
CALL
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
A CATS ADVENTURES.
Pussy Travels Eight Days to Get Back to
Old Friends.

Ola
A vessel visited Garliestown Harbor,
the captain of which had favorite cat
that hunted at will over the ship, and
amply repaid board and lodging by the
destruction of rats as well as mice.
Tired, however, of the sea and its
perils, puss gave her old friends the
slip by landing unnoticed, and es-
tablished, without leave asked or
given, her headquarters in the garden
attached to the principal village inn.
Here, however, she was welcome
guest to all, save the small birds that
hop among the twigs of trees in sum-
mer. She entered the house OCCASION
ally, and was fed regularly for a period
of nearly five months; but some farm
er friend having seen and taken a
fancy to the stranger, she was dis
patched far inland, packed in basket
to diminish the probabilities, if not
possibilities, of ever finding her way
back again.
But puss repudiated the idea of be-
coming thrall at pleasure; the home
assigned might be all very well in its
own way, but its novelties she liked
not; the moors were too near, the hills
high, and the colley dogs especially
pert and uncivil. Again, therefore.
she became tramp, and at the end OF
ten days re-apneared at her former
domicile, guided by some curious in
stinct, which is as useful to the feline
species as the compass to the mariner.
The old folks were surprised, and the
young ones delighted at puss' return,
while all admired the sickness and
plumpness of the far-traveled mouser.
After a little time notes were COM
pared, from which it appeared that the
cat had been eight days on the road,
shifting as she best could, and in a
district where muircOcks and plovers
were rife, observing carefully the old
maxim: LAS we journey through life,
let us live by the way."-N 7. Ledger.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

ing as he went. Hill could recollect
no more, for he fell down insensible,
having tainted from pain. The serv-
ant in the meantime having thrown
down the rifle, which was afterward
found close to where Hill was lying,
had run back to the village, half dead
with fright, and apprised the head man
of his masters dangerous position.
The Burman villagers, who are no
towards, soon proceeded, with spears
and other primitive weapons, into the
Jungle, and found Hill lying PROSTATE
in the path.-,Sdn Francisco Chronicle.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
Plenty of Practice.

Small Boy-Pop wants to know if
you'd like to buy some layin' hens?
Rural Housekeeper-Are they good
layers?
Eyes, indeed. They know all about
layin'. They've been layin' fer years
an years. IN Y. Weekly
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

"A colored nurse girl of McRae,
Ca, playfully put a baby in a bureau
drawer, to amuse it. The child, of
course, screamed, and every body be-
came so excited that the baby nearly
smothered before any body could re-
gain sufficient presence of mind to
open the drawer.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
A Valuable Franchise Secured.

The franchise Of easy digestion-one Of the
can be secured by any person wise enough
to use Hostetters Stomach Bitters, either
to suppress growing dyspepsia, or to uproot
it at maturity. Bilious, rheumatic and fever
and ague sufferers, persons troubled with
nervousness and the constipated, should
also secure the health franchise by the
same means.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

USED one bottle Of ''Mother's Friend" be-
fore my first confinement 1t Is wonderful
remedy. Looked and felt so well afterwards
friends remarked it. Would not be without
Mothers Friend for any consideration.
Mrs. Jos. B. ANDERSON, Ochoopee, Ga.
Write Bradfield Reg. Co., Atlanta, Ga, for
further particulars. Sold by all druggists.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

in Southern New Mexico rabbits
have become as numerous and destruct-
i've as in New Zealand, Australia and
Southern California. Gardening and
farming are no longer remuneratiVe,
unless these pests are kept undsa
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

SUDDEN Changes of Weather cause throat
Diseases, There is no more effectual rem
edy for Coughs, Colds, ETC., than Browns
BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs. Sold only in bO1es.
Price Is cts
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

Do NOT purge or weaken the bowels, but
act specially on the liver and bile. A perfect
liver corrector. Carter's Little Liver Pills.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

THAT tired, languid feeling and dull head
ahce is very disagreeable. Take two Of Car
ter's Little Liver Pills before retiring, and
you will find relief They never fail to do good.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

IT is to be supposed that Helen, wife Of
Menelaus, had her collars done up at the
Troy laundry.-BOSton Gazette.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

THIS is one Of the queer things about
the worse they sing it.-Dallas News.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

THE ancient Peruvians had whistling
Jugs. The modern Jugs simply gurgle.-
Toledo Blade.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

IN English the average Russian word Is
pronounced failure.-Puck
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Taompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

For Cough or Sore Throat the best medi-
cine is Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

LIVESTOCK SHIPPERS AND FEEDERS
Read ad. of G. c. Daily & Co. other column.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

AN old wine bibber says that an empty
champagne bottle is like an orphan be-
cause it has lost It's pop.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

AN undesirable vocation -equiYocation.
brakes Magazine.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

Bakers Norwegian Cod Liver Ou
Prevents, controls and cures Consump-
ton. To insure success, insist on Baker s
Oil Jno. G. Baker & Co., Philadelphia.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
RS Norwegian Cod Liver on

THE manufacturer of newspaper philos-
ophy means kind of literary saw-milL-
Merchant Traveller.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

"A North Carolina negro who was
riding on railroad train for the first
time died from fright, it is stated, be-
fore he reached his journeys end.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

THE residuum after the effervescence Of
love is common sense, which is the ground
work of weIl-regulated matrimony.
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
Salvation for InYalida and be Agad,

4 SUPERIOR NUTRTrJvE II -E0NTINgeD
FEvERs, and O RELIABLE ZEN EDlAb
AGENT in all Diseases of the STOMACH AND
INTESrINES (ofteu in instances OF CONDENSATION
over patients whose digestive orgssAS we're
reduced to such O. low and sensitive cCsndsGop
that the Granum was the. only THINK SAA
stomach would tolerate when life seSneM
depending on its reteRtion), and. while it,
is AN INCOMPARABLE ALIMENT FOR THE
GROWTH AND PROTECTION Or INFANTS AND
CHILDREN, we do not hesitate In saying, That
no food for the nursing can at all compare
with healthy mothers yeiAd of milk when
however, the mothers milk is 1nsuthclent,
either in quantity or in UtItF1tTVe SuDStance-
the IMPERIAL GRANUd Is, rs mas Oeen
proved in thousands of cases, TIE SAREs1FOoD-
Unlike those preparations made from animal
or VlnOuS matter, which are ndDtc 10 ss4Anu-
late the brain and irritate the digestive orzafs,
it embraces in its elementary coHpossoaon
That which makes Strong BonSe and
Muscle, that which makes Good Flesia
and Blood, that which 10 easy OF DfSeS-
tIon, never ConstIpating, that which lss
Kind and Friendly to the Brain, and t6St-
which Acts as Preventive Of those lntes-'
tnaI Disorders Incidental to Chlldhood.
And while it would be difficult to conceive OF
anything in food or dessert more creamy anc
delicious, or more nourishing and strengthen
ing as an aliment in FEvERS. PULMONARY
COMPLAINTS, GAsTRITIS, DYSPEPSIA AND
GENERAL DEBILITY, its rare medicinal ex-
cellence in all intestinal diseases, especially IN
Cholera, DysenteTy, Chronic ItGTrhe0
aud Cholera IRfdatsfnI
HAS BEEN INcONTEsTABLY PROVEN"
Sold by Druggists.
NJ V0rfr-
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
Cold Waves

Are predicted with reliable accuracy anu peop. 1917
liable to the pains and aches of rheumatism oreeo
averv change to damp or stormy weather. Al
though We DO not claim Hoods Sarsaparilla TO De
positive specific for rheumatism, the reInarAaole
cures it has effected show that it may be taken to
rheumatism with reasonable certainty OF Oenen-
Its action in neutralizng the ac MY OF the OlooU
which is the cause of rheumatism. - tGe secres U
the success of Hoods sarsapariIla in curing 'ni'
COMPLAINT Ifyou suffer from rheumatish.' Try
Hoods SarsapariHa
Sold BY all druggists. 81; six fors5. Prepared only
ryCL HOOD & CO.. Apothecaries. Lowell, Mass
80 ~ H4Igor
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

Sold by Druggists.
JOHN earle G SONS, New York;
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
4 STANDARD DlETEFIG PREPARATION,

And has been recommended and certified tc
by a large number of Cbsnists and Physicians,
representing very higH degree OF medical
science, as tho
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26

find that Piso's Cure
for Consumption not
only PREVENTS, but
also CURES Hoarse-
ness,
The Arizona sentinel., 1889-01-26
100 Doses One Dollar

A solid extract derived by new process fropS,
very superior growths OF Wheat-nothing moreL
L has fussi7 acquired the reputation uihs!rg
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1889-09-25
A Great Archdiocese.

It is now probable that the large
population over which Archbishop
Corrigan holds spiritual sway, con-
sisting of more than 100000 Roman
Catholics, will be reduced considera-
bly, by decree of the Holy See in
cutting off a large part OF the archdi-
Geese which runs into the interior of
the state, and by making Pough
keepsie the city of residence for the
new bishop. This plan, if carried out,
will be in line with that adopted by
the Archbishop himself some slime ago
I'm splitting up the Rev. DR.. McGlynn's
old parish, which had a population of
5000, and handing part OF it over
to the care of the Carmelite Fathers
from Ireland. Within the Archbish-
ops jurisdiction there are 47O priests,
Ito Summaries, 100 churches, 60
chapels, and 157 parochial schools,
attended by 10000 pupils. One of
the cathedral priests told a reporter
for The Tribune that he thought it
likely that the new bishop would be
from this city. The province OF New
York includes Brooklyn, Buffalo. Syr-
acuse, Albany. Trenton, Newark, Og
densburg and Rochester. Each bish
op of these dioceses selects the name
of three priests, who are sent to
Rome, and from these the Pope Sc
lects the new bishop.-N. Y. Tribune
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1889-09-25
Under Free Trade.

The fifty skilled laborers who went
to Europe under the auspices of the
Scripps League have brought home
no other information so valuable as
what they found to be the condition
of their fellows abroad. Wages in
England are 33 per cent. lower than
here, while on the continent skilled
labor is so per cent. cheaper. Engi-
neers in Great Britain can not lay up
enough money at present prices to
cross the Atlantic and work for bet
ter pay in the United States.
Would that 10000 American work
men might follow in the footsteps of
these fifty and come back TO tell their
fellows the naked truth! 1t would go
far to counterfeit the misrepresenta-
tions of demagogues and men with
callous tongues.-Bufialo Express.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1889-09-25

The correspondents of the Demo
cratic newspapers dwell lovingly on
the spirit of harmony which prevailed
Ia the Iowa Democratic state conven-
tion. There is nothing which tends
so much to promote harmony in a
party as to bein hopeless minority.
When nominations offer only a GER
tainty of defeat there is rarely any
bitter rivalry to secure them.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1889-09-25
Epoch.

The Transition from long lingering and
painful sickness to robust health marks
an epoch in the life of the individual.
Such a remarkable event is treasured in
the memory ard and the agency whereby
the good health has been attained is CRATE
fully blessed. Hence it is that so much
is heard in praise of Electric Bitters. So
many feel they owe their restoration to
health, to the use Of the Great Alternative
and Tonic. If you are troubled with any
disease of the Kidneys, Liver or Stomach
of long or short standing you will surely
find relief by use of Electric Bitters. Sold
at soc. and 81 per bottle at H. [. Eberle's
Drug Store.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1889-09-25

The vessels built by John Roach &
Sons on government contract are
xindicating their excellence and prov
ing that the warfare made upon them
by Secretary Whitney was instigated
by partisan prejudice. The Dolphin,
the first dispatch boat to becomplet-
ed by this firm under contract, and
which the secretary condemned for its
structural weakness" has made a
cruise around the globe without a
single mishap. Early in 1883 this
boat started on her cruise, touched
at st. Lucia, Barbados, BAH and
Montevideo, passed through the
straits Of Magellan, cruised up to the
Pacific coast, finally departing for
Japan The Atlanta, another OF the
Roach boats, has also proved her
perfect sea-worthiness by making a
trip from New York to Newport safe
LIZ Ia the midst of the unprecedented
storm which visited the Atlantic
coast few days since. Whitney sue
ceeded, however, in SO discreditlng
this firm of ship-builders that it had
to close it's business, and this calami-
ty so wrought upon John Roach, the
senior partner of the firm, that ne
soon closed his earthly career. There
was little doubt but that he was the
victim of the political malignity and
partisan persecution. His offense
was that he was Republican. The
excellence of his work, now so well
established, is no compensation foI
the calamities which fell upon him.
but it is a great satisfaction to hosts
of friends to see MIN SO thoroughly
yindicated.