Evening journal., 1889-08-16
ITEMS OF INTEREST

did you tell Mrs. Lsmode that am only
eighteen, when | am really twenty four2
Gay Widow Because eighteen is six years
under twenty four, my dear Daughter
Yes, | know, but surely don't need the
benefit Of those six years at my age do i?
Widow-Not at all, my child, but | do
Binghamton Republican
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Ross has removed from l16 Market
street to his new store 210 Market with a
large stock oflatest styles Of Hats, White
Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned If goods are not satisfac
tory
ARE you doing very much gardening,
Miss StruckoyleY "No; not much.
You see have not got the proper stock
ings for such work. Got what2' "The
proper stockings-the rubber garden
hose see advertised in the papers. -
Time.
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BorLs and Pimples and other affections
arising from impure blood may appear at
this season, when the blood is heated.
Hoods Sarsaparilla removes the cause Of
these troubles by purifying, vitalizing
and enriclling the blood, and at the same
time it gives strength to the whole sys-
tenn.
ASSISTANT learning the business)-Is
there any sure way Of telling whether a
tooth is soundY Dentist-Yes. Hit IL
with your hammer If the patient
knocks you down you may infer that the
tooth is decayed and pull it out.-Town
Topics.
Two squares from Market, on Seventh
street, Is cigar house that has led in
quantity and quality and price for the
last twelve years. II is utterly impossi
BILE even by the MOST astute to know why
anybody and everybody don't walk that
distance to save ten, twenty and thirty
per cent. But let one man make the
effort to day, and another tomorrow and
rest assured they'll all follow. CHAP.
MAN, Seventh and Orange.
CITY EDIToR-W Well, did You get any,
thing from Senator DumbmanY Green
then, and write it up Reporter-Do
what, sir2 Editor Write it up. Didn't
you say you had got something from
himY Reporter-Yes, sir, a cigar
Drake's Magazine.
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FEHRENBAoH's and Stoeckles Beers.
Foord Bottling Co.
49,
RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale, Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
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FIRST Omahan-s'If II rains in the
forenoon I'll meet you in the afternoon. -
Second Omahan-' But what If it should
rain in the afternoon9" First Omahan-
''Then I'll meet you in the forenoon. -
Omaha World
TAYLoRs or Hires Root Beer 10 cents.
For summer coughs or asthma Mclnall' s
Syrup Of Tar gives speedy relief. Dan
forth, druggist, Second and Market
streets.
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''ANDhow, sir, let us see whether you
know more about physical science than
about the other subjects you have stud
led. What are the properties Of heatT
"One Of lbs properties is to cause eSpan
| sion correct; give me an illustra
tion. "Oh that's easy enough. In
summer the sun. being hotter, causes the
days TO lengthen, sir Judge.
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PRICES Of lots at Croston are still very
low, and those who buy now will reap
the proiitsi So monthly. Office, 712
Market street.
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WATCHES and Jewelry at Miuard F
Davis, No. East Second street
CHICAGO ENTERPRlsE. First Chicago
Mani read Of fellow in California
who has a defect in his eyes which causes
him to see every object multiplied
twenty seven times. Second Chicago
Man--lt's pity we can't hire him to
take our census. Then we would not
have to annex all the adjacent villages
TO swell the returns. Texas SiftinRs.
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BERGNER & Engel ''Tannhaeuser" Beer.
Foord Bottling Co.
DIR. DEHARnT's pennyroyal pills 81.
Sold by druggists; also by mail. 203 N.
Ninth street, Philadelphia. Ladies be