New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-06
THE TALK or rHE DAY

One may stand on top Of tbs Eifei Tover IN Pans.
they say and be entirely out Of heavy storm that
| RACES at lover level This would BE- e,nvenisns
refuge for Governor Ill., after be vetoes tic saxtou
and High License bills.
Mr.. Howells, having resided in New-York for
while, Is coming back TO Boston 70 ive-with strong,
healthy accent on the "nve."-(Boston Commercial
Guess we'll quit newspaper work aud 60 to publish.
ing music. The late Oliver DltSon, of Boston, left sa
estate worth moro than 81 900 900. There Is good
u isn't generally remunerative as the knd thai
soothed Mr pltson,s savage breast with It's golden
notes.--tWateroury Republican.
To read some Of the country press comments on the
use Of champagne In NewYork City last week, you
would suppose that the Maine law went into effect
before the Revolution, and that George washingtor
was the original editor Of The Voice" Yet after ell
there distinct note OF envy in these dsauIsItiona
from unf6rtunates who didn't see the elephant than
selves.
New.York lady won the prize for furnishing the
81 AS soon her husband found this out he bor
rowed the dollar and took his dinner down town
Rutand (Vtl Herald.
The currency given TO = recen, statement abort
the sun rising In Maine while It IS setting In Alaska
excites grave suspicion that none Of the parsgraphers
who are passing It along have looked at map Of tbs
world H. recent years.
YoI may hive tho stars in nail keg hang the ocean
on rail fence to dry put the sky to sleep 10 goUrd
unbuce the belly band OF eternity and let tho sun
and moon out, but don't think you can escape the
place that lies the other side of purgsory II you
don't pay for your paper.-tNavasota (Texl Tablet
THE supreme Court according to Tho Wash
supposed that getting tho girl was simply Common
Pleas Cogrt-thongh perhaps It might moro prop.
erly be called Court of Termner, the court ends
when the girl is captured.-tNorristown Herald
That machine which is said to DO capable Of Hpgns
man $4,000 feet uD into the air is supposed to have
been invented for the fellow who steals an editors
mucllage pot, whom a column Of original Jokes
required for Immediate USE
Tanning bY electricity Is of the newest appllcs.
tons IN the industries This from the introduc-
The pun!sLmentS are light "f courseYonkefs STATES
man.
AZ last HGrfords union railway station Is ready
for USE for which such portion Of the travelling public
as has occasion 10 uso It will thank Heaven pro
foundly.
An italian Count wants 10 sell his title, and puts
in the market at 100000. II offers chance for soma
woman with more gold than gray matter to secure
nsDs,d hT s snss r o sas betber N.
hand.organ goes with the title or not-tBinghamtou
Republican
II IS only ore OF many manifestations Of the irony
OF fate that william II. Bamuh. who protested
against nominating Thurman for Vice President. on
account Of the latteTs age, should be In HIS grave,
whllc the Old Roman shakes up his n-pOund dumb
bells and signs lease for another decade Of risky
existence.
Teaoher-whcn was w-Hampshire settled1
PUpl-Pease. maam, II has never been settled
There's land slide most every day.|Burlington Fres
Press.
Brother Porter guilty Of great oversight IN nos
having tho Of the metropolis taken last week
Swell BOy-Fcel OF that muscle, Charley.
| Dudcley-Gond graciOusv How did you get ~
Gymnasium. dumbbes. Sand-bags, Indian CLUBS
and all that sort O. thing, yOn Know
" Why, Willie! What do you want 10 get up your
muscle for You're no fighter"
Deah boy, I've heard from london that canes will
be larger than Don't you see I'm In training
| for my ne'-(Chlcago Herald.
The Law furnishing the mutlatlon OF animals, passed
recently by the Massachusetts legislature does not
far discover, forbid docking the tales Of
asses who have seen finer parades than those Of last
Monday and Tuesday.
At the Berlin Conference-Count Herbert Bismarck
An the delegates present speak German fucntly,
believe!
Tho Other Delcgaes-We do
And English also y
" We do"
DWELL, being diplomats OF course we GermsnS
Americans and Englshmen will transact this Samoan
business In French "-tChicago News.