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The Irish standard., 1889-03-09
HUMOROUS oRIFTwooD..

HUMOROUS DRIFTWOOD.
| General Harrison has been sitting fo
some more photographs. Office seeker
will be supplied only with the negatives
ssAnd how did Blifkins become in
sane?,
''By absorption. He slept tire
months beneath crazy quilt"
A Young lady in New York who brok'
her neck still survives. She must have
been taking look to see If her hustle
hung right.
1t is proposed to hold the next re-
union of the Smith family in Delaware.
Evidently the committee making this
choice have not studied the size Of the
state.
Mrs. De Temper Well declare!
And go you are as old as my husband?
Why you look twenty years younger.
Does your wife look young, too?
MI. Hallfellow-I never married.
s'Gentlemen of the jury" said counsel
in an agricultural case, "there were So
hogs in that iot--36 I want you to re-
member that numbez-~36 hogs-just
three times the number that there are in
the jury box.''
There is o young woman living in
Newark, n. T., who bears The brief name
OF Henrietta Louisa Caroline Amelia
Adelaide Theresa Whitehead Thorpe
Wilkinson Kinsey Post. Her other
name is not gwen.
Ebenezer Snowfall (excitedly) eli
dare! Who hit me on de head wild dat
brick?"
Sampson Lightshade. IT frowed it!
What am yer goin ter do bout it?''
Ebenczer SNOWFALL. 'You'se bigger
dan me. Mr. Lightshade, but it am berry
forchnit for You dat it didn't hurt me-"
George, dear" she said tenderly,
II know you are poor, but could we not
make our home in some Western city
where the cost of living is cheaper? I
have read somewhere that you could get
three pounds OF beef in Kansas for
quarter IL know it, he replied rue
fully, sbut it would cost the price Of
5hree oxen TO get out ths1e!'
$50 this is where the Legislature
sits?'' said d travelling man who was 60
ing through Chio's capitol for the first
time.
eyes" was the reply; "you want to
take Of Yous hat when you come in
here"
'sTake of my hat--what FORE"
"Out Of respect to our legislators and
the great work they axe doing.''
s'What great work did they do last
session.:
"Why~-er. Why they adjourned"
so they did, so they did," said the
traveller, uncovering his head.
This in terrlbls!'' moaned the post
master at Chugglesville, as he uopped
he perspiratzon from his brow.
"Waen does the began man at
he window.
Next mail from Indianapolis gets in
It $780," announced the suffering post
master, interrupting HIM.
"How did you know what I wanted?"
,asped the man at the window.
ssHavn't answered that question fif-
y times to-day" walled the postmaster.
Dent I know that half the republicans
Il this town are trying to get my post
'fice away from me? It's awful to tal'l
~ this subject, 80 please go away"
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09

Kerosene is unexcelieu in starch tc
give polish; also to polish glass; it viii!
make Your windows shine like silver,
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09

Paint made with lurpentipe is a bet
ter protector for iron work than when
mixed with linssed Oil.
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09

TO clean ornaments of alabaster dis
solve borax in boiling water and Apply
with cloth or soft brush; rinse care
fully and dry i'll the sun.
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09
LATE IRISH NEWS.
CA RLOW.

The impressive ceremony of the re.
,,eption of one religious and the profess
sion of another into the Order of the
Presentation took place on Wednesday
week, in the Convent Chapel, Carlow.
The Bright Rev. DR.. Lynch, Lord
Bishop of Kildare and Leighlin od6ciat.
ad at the solemn function, &C nferring
On Miss Briget Ennis, in religion Sister
Mary Patrick, Che white veil, and on
Miss Adeilna Lalor, in religion, Sister
Mary Patrick the black veil, OF Pro-
sessed Sister. The Holy Sacrifice was
celebrated by the Rev. J. Foley, College,
attended by the Rev. j. Coyle, c. c.,
.rullow, as master Of ceremonies. His
-1ordship, DR.. Lynch, preached, and
subsequently, gave Benediction Of the
Most Holy Sacrament. A large num-
Der Of priests were present.
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09
to be stable, must rest on the principles

to be stable, must rest on the principle
of true religion.
The more strongly man is tempted
the more peedful it is that he speaks O
holiness and virtue, for as by means O
unholy talk Of evil things man is easily
led to do eE47, SO oftentimes by speaking
of virtue man is lead and disposed to
virtnous actions
Health, cheerfulness aud vigor are
we'll known to be the offspring OF tenn
perate life. The man of moderation
will taste the sweets Of many pleasures
without excess: but the man of opposite
character will go on in his excuses until
he >fiusl y::reaches the bottom.
Many persons criticise in order not to
seem ignorant; they do not know that
Indulgence is mark Of the highest Gull
trre. 1t is the little learning, the nar-
row culture, that is carping and censo-
rious, and mistakes fault finding fer
criticism. The highest and most liberal
culture is generous and belle wing.
Sma talE is the small change Of life;
there is no getting on without it.. 'llele
are times when 5. little nonsense is very
palatable. Some men are too lofty for
small talk. This often means that they
are making themselves disagreeable,
above pleasing and above being pleased.
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09
SLIGO.

Alarming reports have been received
chncerning the health of Mr.. McHugh,
editor Of the Sligo Champion, who is an
inmate OF Derry Jail. He was sen
fenced to six months imprisonment by
9 Coercion Court for an article published
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09
LONGFORD.

After the twelve o'clock Mass on Sun
day, February II, meeting Of the Catho-
lies of I4cngford was held in one of the
spacious transepts OF the Cathedral to
consider, in response to an invitation
OF the Bishop, the steps that should be
taken to complete the magnificent do
cesar Church Of St. Mels. A letter of
apology for non attendance from Mr..
r. V. Maxwell, solicitor, was read. en-
closing cheque for e25 towards the
object Of the meeting. His Lordship
the Right Rev. DR.. Woodlock presided.
Addressing the meeting, he said-We
haye holy Inheritance III this noble
cathedral. It has been bequeathed 10
us by the patriot Bishop Of Ardagh,
O'Connell's friend, DR.. O'Higgins, and
hy the sanity DR.. Kllduff. who brought
it to its present advanced state. The
jubilee, CT liftleth anniversary of laying
the first stone, will be celebrated in
May, 1890. and l think it would be I'M
worthy OF the united dioceses Of Ar
dagh aud Clonmacnois to allow it to
remain in it's present unfinished state
after half a century.
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09
Sixty Millions

OF people is what we confidently expect
the next United States Census to show
as the population Of the Great Repub-
lie. One fourth OF the whole number
live in the states of Illinois, Iowa, Min
nesOta, Missouri, " sconsin, Nebraska.
Kansas and Colorado that is in states
reached by the lines Of the great Bur-
lington system. In other words, if you
want to 60 to the chief cities and towns
of section which contains one quarter
of the American people, you should Sc
cure your ticket via ''The Burlington"
1t goes everywhere, and offers to the
traveller the best Accommodations which
money, skill and taste can provide. Its
lines pass through the finest and most
picturesque portions of the West. For
maps, timetables, ETC., address w. J..
Kenyon, Gen. Pass. Agent, st. Paul,
MINI.
A lawyer Of Temple Coutt was look
Ing over some papers his German client
had brought, aud every signature had
menace in it as it stood:
IA. SchWlndler.'
''Mr. Scbwindler, why dom you write
your name some other way; write out
your first name, or something? / don't
want people to think you are swindler.o
"Vell, nv God, how much better you
dlnk that looks?" and he wrote:
adam SchWindler. -
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09
QUEENS.

The usual monthly meeting Of the
Ballinakill (Qleen's County, Associa-
ton of the Sacred Heart, Immaculate
Conception, and League Of the Cross
was held in Ballinakill Church on Sun
day. February II. The attendance of
members was very large. After the re.
cital of the Rosary the Rev. Father
Dempsy. p. f., delivered short ad
dress on temperance, and exhorted the
parents to see If their children are
members of the League of the Cross.
The devotions were brought to q close
by Benediction of the Most Blessed
Sacrament. The s'Tantum Ergo" and
''Laudate" were sung by the well-train-
ed choir.
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09
DON EGAI..

At Gweeaore John Kelly, National
League organizer, was found guilty,
under the Act, of conspiracy to prevent
The payment of rent in Donegal, and
sentenced TO six months imprisonment,
with hard labor, He gave notice Of ap-
zeal.
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09

TO take ink out Of linen, dip the ink
spot in pure melted tallow; then wash
out the tallow. aud the ink will come
out with it. This is unfailirg.
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09
LIMERICK.

The members Of the Sodality Of the
Holy Name attached to the Church of
st. Saviour, in Limerick. have presented
their president, Father e. ii. Condcn,
O. p, with al address on the occasion
OF his departure for Dublin. where be
has been appointed Prior.
Constable Curtin, who had been for
the past four years stationed at Lime
rick Junction. has resigned the force as
protest against the cruel treatment
which is being melted out to the Irish
M. P.'s,, priests, and people by Mr.. Bal
four. Constable Curtain served eight
years in the force, aud is a native of the
suppressed" barony of Duhallow.
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09
DUBLIN.

Mr.. John Dillon, who forfeited his
passage TO Australia on account OF the
critical! condition. Of Mr.. O'Brien, and
vino was in Dublin, sailed for Mel
bourne on the 1st OF March.
In the Queens Bench Division Mr..
r. NJ Healy applied for q naandamus to
compel Kemoyables Bodkin and COnsl-
dine to state case in respect to Mr..
DBrien's trial and conviction at Car
rick on SUR, ana tue case stood for ar
gument.
AT the fortnightly meeting Of the
National League in Dublin recently,
Mr.. r. M. HealY, M. f., referring to
Mr.. Baifour's !etter regarding the
prosecution Of Mi. William O'Brien,
said the fact that the prosecution was
not Instituted for four months after the
delivery of the speech completely dis
posed of Mr.. Baliour's statement that
it was the duty Of the Government to
take Immediate action on such a speech.
He deploceG as much as anybody the
death of District Inspector Martin at
Gwsedore.
The Irish standard., 1889-03-09

Lyle; A Az Dodge Centre, Chatfeld. Plain
and all points East, South and West
Further information cheerfu)1y furnished at the
city ticket offices, i1s East Third street. and
Nicollet Houee. and Union Depot Bridge
Square, Minneapolis
Tickets via this popular route for sale every
where. J.A. HANJEY.
Traffic Manager.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08
ARMY ORDERS.

Under the four year rule Lieut. Van
Welt, who has been serving as regimen
tai and post adjutant of the 10th infantry,
is succeeded by Lieut.. Seyburn.
Major Maynadier and Chief Clerk CHM
aren paid off the troops at Fort Marcy on
Saturday evening. The amount so paid
out was about $4,000.
Chaplain j. S. Seibold, U. S. army, is
relieved from duty at Fort Reno, and
will, upon the expiration of his present
leave of absence, proceed to Fort Gibson,
and there take a station.
Says a San Antonio dispatch: A spe-
cial order was issued from department
headquarters this morning relieving Lieut..
o. NJ. Smith Of the duties OF inspector of
rifle practice in the department Of Texas
and appointing LIST Lieut.. d. j. Rum
bough, 3rd artillery and aid de camp, to
the office. Lieut.. Smith will report to the
division commander, Gen. Crook, at Chi
cago, for assignment to duty with his
regiment, the I'D infantry.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08
PERSONAL.

w. NJ. Berger is expected home from
Boston tonight.
Chas. Held, the we'll known Las Vegas
merchant, is visiting the capital.
NJ. Callahan, of Las Vegas, has come
over to make his home in the capital city.
Frank Bond and wife and Miss E. p.
Palmer, of Espanola, are guests at the
Hotel Capital.
Hon. Tranquilino Luna and wife ar
rived from Los Lunas to-day and have
rooms at the Palace.
A. l.. Branch, Mora Eugenio Romero
and j. Freedman, of Las Vegas, are late
arrivals at the Hotel Capital
Messrs. w A. Leonard, OF Silver City,
and Eugene Van Pat,en, of Las Cruces,
were south bound passengers last night.
All trains were late this morning, the
A. & P. train being twelve hours behind,
while derailed freight car at Glorieta
delayed the eastern mail some three
hours.
Messrs. Frank Forsyth and Will Gort-
ner, brace of popular young Las Vegans,
are hobnobbing with friends about the
capital to-day. They are registered at the
Palace.
Mr.. D. M. Ferry and his beautiful
daughter, Miss Edith and her aunt, Miss
Mason, have arrived from Detroit. Miss
Mason and Miss Ferry will spend this
winter at the Palace hotel.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08
THE RAILROADS,

AS matters now stand lis believed that
work on the southern extension of the
T., S. Il. & N. road will begin between
April Is and May l.. So mote it be On
to Cerrillos
Mr.. L. II. Waugh has been appointed
master mechanic of the western division
Of the Santa Fe, with headquarters at La
Junta, vice Mr.. J. NJ. Lucky, resigned.
There was filed with the county recorder
yesterday, says the Trinidad Citizen, an
agreement of the Pullman Palace Car
company to sell to the Denver, Texas 4
Fort Worth Railroad company 200 gon-
'dola cars to be paid for in one payment of
$l4 ,962.07 and seventeen subsequent
monthly payments of $5,047. 10 each, with
interest at per cent per annum.
The importance of Ration as division
station Oh the Santa Fe continues to ill.,
crease. Orders have just been issued for
fifteen engineers to report hereafter at
Ration instead of at La Junta.
The announced policy of the Denver &
Rio Grande Railroad company, under the
regime of President d. H. Mofiat, to ex-
tend its lines is being carried out as rapid
ly as practical. Only fortnight ago the
company let contracts for the completion
of the Lake City branch, quite an under
taking, and few days since contract
was closed for the grading of twenty-five
miles from Glenwood Springs. There is
no question but that this is only the
beginning of through western connect
ing line. The contract was let to John
A. McMurtrie and D. D. Streeter, well
known railroad contractors of Denver.
The preliminary survey Of the Pueblo,
| Gunnison & Pacific has been completed
from Pueblo to Medno Pass. The line
runs in southwestern direction from
Pueblo and crosses the mountains at
Medno Pass, where there is much easier
grade than at Masco Pass, and enters the
San Luis valley.
The Trinidad & Las Vegas railroad has
been incorporated in Colorado with a
view, it is alleged, of building line thirty
or forty miles west OF the Santa Fe road
down through the canons of the eastern
base of the New Mexican Rocky noun
tains to Las Vegas, and eventually down
the Pecos river valley. This road, it is
said, is to become, upon it's completion,
portion Of the Rock Island system,
which now terminates in the southwest
at Pueblo.-Engineering journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08
ABOUT BIG FOUR.
THE PEOPLH'S IS.lwIRY.

For the New Mexican.
There's singular fatality and lively reality
Spread far and wide where stockmen reside,
OF desperate hard times DER north and south
Clmes--
At the home Of the feeder as VOL as the brce i,r.
Each class of producers, aud also consumers,
Are seeking the causes fot cQuiyocal prices,
When beefs in demand as Of Old DER the land,
And range area decreased, with population In
creased.
Why such grinding diversity where formerly
prosperity?
Then, untrammelcd markets, with no trusts to
wreck it.
Why are prices now trifing 10 first hands so
sitting?
And so much of q rise to last hands, surprise?
Traders on every hand who deal with cattle man,
Hard times freely quote, and significantly note
The standing of each buyer, ii credit he require,
While his sales are nominal and trade is abom-
Unable.
To manufacturers of supplies the merchant re-
plies,
Our range trade is small among nearly all;
out thought,
Only staple communicative very odd it is!
In the stock mans last struggle the bank loaned
him, In trouble,
Next a mortgage and extension, prompt pay
ment sequence;
stock offered without bidder--only ruin to con-
slider
And bought by the loauer, a new COW king aud
-mourncr.
There must be redress from this shadow of death!
Sure, something ill-bcgotten-a condition all
rotten!
Is "Big Four crime In truth as in rhyme?
And stockmen In rags, by combined gunny bags?
Senators In congress voicing the distress
So well indicate the cattle syndicate
To be first in infamy, the worst in tyranny,
combination quite grievous In effect most
disastrous.
Statesmen present bills to meet combine Ills
voters,
And committees investigate what congress
would terminate
Aid them with testimony, crush trusts to fitch
money.
Abroad Is resentment and healthy public scnti-
meut;
IegisIation's at command your rights to demand.
Post pointer In envelop, go In person, help de-
relOp,
For there's crime upon man all about In the
land. --SHALE
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08
The Grand Army.

Commander in Chief Warner, of the
G. A. R., has instructed all aides-de-camp
henceforth to make, on the first of each
month, report to national headquarters
Of the numbers of posts they have visited,
the number of recruits mustered in, and
such other matters as he may deem of in
terest to the order, and he has addressed
each of these officers letter in which he
says:
''You are sent into the field as jealous
worker, thoroughly imbued with the
noble principles OF our order, and as such
much is expected of your labors. Our
ranks should be sweled by new recruits ;
our lines everywhere should be strength
ened and advanced. In your official Wis
its to posts do not neglect to impress on
the comrades the necessity, as well as
duty, Of seeing that all worthy comrades
now reported as suspended" are restored
to membership, and that no honorable
effort be spared to accomplish this"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08
What "Poculiar" Means.

Applied to Hoods Sarsaparilla, the
word Peculiar is of great importance. 1t
means that Hoods Sarsaparlla is different
from other. preparations in many vital
points, which make it thoroughly homes t
and reliable medicine. 1t is peculiar, in
strictly medical sense; first in the com
bination Of remedial agents used second,
in the proportion in which they are pre-
pared; third, Ill the process by which the
active curative properties of the medicine
are secured. Study these points we'll.
They mean volumes. They make Hoods
Sarsaparilla peculiar in its curative pow
ers, as it accomplishes wonderful cures
hitherto unknown, and which give to
Hoods Sarsaparilla clear right to the
title of '"rhe greatest blood purifier ever
discovered.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08
Santa Fe County Iron.

Work is going right forward on the
Cowles-C Condor iron mines in southeast
ern Santa Fe county with view to get
ting this big deposit in shape for shipping
large quantities of the rich ore to the
Trinidad rolling mills now in process Of
construction. Speaking Of this plant, a
New York exchange says:
"There will soon be in operation at
Trinidad a rolling mill for the manufac-
ture of merchant iron, while two different
iron concerns are figuring on the estab-
lishment of blast furnaces at this point.
with an idea of making pig iron from the
cheap and remarkably pure iron ores that
can be had in New Mexico"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08

Peach-blow cheeks and rosy lips, deep
blue eyes and curly auburn hair, are pos
sessed by the lovely girl whose face
adorns Hoods Sarsaparilla Calendar for
'S9. She wears dainty bonnet, and the
head is "cut-out" so as to look quite re-
alistic. Hoods Calendar is easily the
best of its kind, and like the Sarsaparilla
it represents, is good thing to have in
the house. The pad harmonizes with the
exquisite array OF color above, while the
dates are easily read. Hoods Calendar
may be obtained of your druggist or by
sending cents in stamps to G. 1. Hood &
Co., Lowell, Mass.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08
ROUND ABOUT TOWN.

The statehood convention assemblies in
Santa Fe on Saturday.
The county board is engaged to-day in
it's first regular session.
The Masonic grand lodge of New
Mexico assemblies here one week from
to-day.
The Romero-Gusdorf senatorial contest
from Taos county will come up, it is
thought, in the council tomorrow.
Luis C. Alarid, the oldest son Of Terri
torial Auditor Alarid, has taken a position
in the popular house OF Reaser Bros.
From a private letter at hand to-day it
is learned that the Moulton house at Ra-
ton was destroyed by fire night before
last.
Billy Burton's Plaza restaurant is the
best and most fashionable in the city.
Best oysters ut so cents per can. Patron
ize him.
Santa FEES future was never so bright
and promising as now, and the doubling
Thomases will awaken to the fact When
too late, but they will have no one to
blame but themselves.
Messrs. Nestor Montoya and Henry
Salazar have ordered newspaper plant
and will shortly establish an office in the
Sena building from which aweekly Span
ish paper will be issued.
The supreme court met at 10 O'Clock
this morning, Chief Justice Long presid
ing, and Immediately adjourned to 10 a
m. tomorrow in order to allow the Ban
association the use of the rooms.
There was to have been q meeting o.
the Democratic sachems at the cour
house last night for the purpose of ''in
dignating" over the legislative contes
cases, but for some cause or other The
faithful failed to congregate. 1t is STATED
that meeting with similar object il
view will be held on Thursday night.
Mr.. Derwent H. Smith, manager of.th'
Rio Arrba Land & Cattle Co., returned
last night from an extended visit to hi
company's property. Mrs. Smith accom-
panied him. Mr.. Smith looked for al
the world like regulation cow-mal
when he alighted from the train. H
says snow has been plentiful and tn
range is in fine condition.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08
BAR ASSOCIATION.
The Annual Meeting in Progress To-day
The New Officers.

The New Mexico Bar association assem-
bled at the supreme court chamber at 10
O'Clock this morning, President S. B. New
comb in the chair. The reports of the
secretary and treasurer were read and
received.
The following new members were cleo
ted
G. w. Abbott, of Springer.
II. B. Ferguson, of Albuquerque.
Gen. j. A. Williamson, of Albuquerque.
Col. J. J. Hewitt, of Lincoln.
T.. B. Franks, of Ration.
Major W. II. Whiteman, OF Albuquer-
que.
The following officers were elected for
the next year:
Frank Springer, president.
w. T. Thornton, vice president, LIST dis
trict.
W. G. Hazeldine, vice president, I'd
district.
j. r. McFie, vice president, Sd district.
J. d. O'Bryan, vice president, 4th dis
tiict.
Delegation to American Bar associa-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1889-01-08
Epoch.

The transition from long. lingering and
painful sickness to robust health marks an
epoch in the life of the individual. Such
a remarkable event is treasured in the
memory and the agency whereby the
good health has been attained is CRATE
fully blessed. Hence it is that so much
is heard in praise of Electric Bitters. So
many feel they owe their restoration to
health to the use OF the great alternative
and tonic. If you are troubled with any
disease of kidneys, liver or stomach of
long or short standingyou will surely find
relief by use of Electric Bitters. Sold at
50 cents and 81 bottle at G. M. Cream
er's drug store.