The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-18
BRIGHT BITS.

IF you happen to see small boy chasing a
bumble-bee you will know when he yells that
he has caught it.-BOstOn Courier.
A sCARFPIN shield that will protect its wearer
from ENHANCEMENT with girls hair would be
boon to mankind.-JelCeler's Weekly.
THE world may owe you living, young man,
but the account cannot be turned over to an
attorney for collection. jamestown NetCS.
THAT VIRGINIA DOG with two tails is perhaps
another sign of the growth of the country un-
der Mr.. Harrlson.-LoniSUtLle COurier-JourGdt
A GIRL will naturally express a candied
opinion OF the young man who is constantly
bringing her confectionery.-Su Ne, curry.
SULLIVAN will be pretty good lawyer before
he gets through with it. But then, he has
often practiced at the bar.-CinciIlndti En-
qutrer.
MoTHER-Come, Johnny; it's past time to
get up.
Johnny-Then I'll lie abed till it comes round
again.-HGrper's Bdzdr.
BUcKLE-Who is that stylish person over
there? Why, amt that your cook?
Knuckle-No; we did live with her until yes
terday, but she discharged us.-Hdrper's Bd5dr.
SQUEERs-I want a name for my horse. What
can you suggest?
Nickleby-Call him Money.
"Why?''
Goes fast. '-NetO York Sun
RESOURCES OF THE LANGrAGE-Guest lat cheap
accommodating me ham sandwich and a
glass of milk.
Waiter (fortssimo)- Macadamize pork! One
Whitewash W-ChicGgO Tribune
TED suppose the best way to find out
whether she loves me is to go right up and ask
her.
Ned-Not at all, my boy You had better ask
one of her girl friends. -HGrper's BGzar.
ONE of Lowells suburban agriculturists,
reading that Edwin Arnold was to lecture in
Ilngf LlRoa Nt,fIa
ticket. He said he hopet TO learn how to make
them pesky high-posted hens lay.-LoyeH Colt-
Tter.
HAVE you seen Ten Nights in Barroom,
Mr.. Walkerg"
Seen ten knights in barroom Well, 1
should say have seen nearly all our lodge in
barroom, from the master workman down.
Time.
HE-You pretend you're drowning, love- and
I'll jump in and rescue you.
She-Not much! / tried that last year, and
the only thing the gentleman did was to run
mile up the beach for assistance. -HGrper's
Bazaar.
Il WOULD advise you to buy a better watch
l cannot guarantee this one"
20, it is plenty good enough. l am buying it
for my nephew to remember me by, and the
worse it goes the moro he will have to think of
me. "-FItegdnde BLGtter.
ANOTHER BooM-Eastern Man-How is Cos
mopolo City, the Occidental Wonder of the
Western World" and belle of the Plains :"
prospecting?
Western Man-Finely Finely! We've got two
stores and blacksmith shop in full blast now
Neto York Weektv
On THE PIoUs PLAN.-Littleshort- you let
me have a small ham until the first of the
month, Mr.. Herring?
Grocer-We are running this store on the re-
ligious newspaper principle now.
MIR. LittloShOrt-How? In what wayY
We never give credit for ANYTHING.
A NARROW EscAPE.-Minister (to boy with
long pole)-I hope you are not going fishing in
the creek on this beautiful Sabbath day?
Boy (emphaticalyl-N sir, l am not.
Minister-That's right-youre q good boy
Here's a nickel
Boy after the minister's departure)-Goly!
II he'd ask me wuz gon' fishing in the mill
pond, he'd had me sure.-TIme.