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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-10-29
NEWSPAPER HUMOR.

Rochester Post Chestnut burrs,
like miIliners have fall openings
-Pittsburg Chronicle The adages
of the Indians are all ChIckasaws,
doubtless.
Washington Capital {: No doubt
the sporting man always hopes to &c
to better land.
Texas Siftings /; When he he's a
cold in his head is the only time Bot
Ingersoll is on his sneeze.
Phi adelphia Record Being
asked the name of the worlds
greatest composer, smart uni
versity young man said ; Chloroform.
Chicago Inter Ocean Spreading
rails and spreading blanket mortgage:
appear to be the most prolific cause
of railroad wrecks nowadays.
Baltimore American Channel
buoys are professional ''fioaters.
This may account for so many of them
being found in the vicinity of harbol
bars.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-10-29

Buffalo Bill, who is an expert in
Indians, says that he admires the
T, French sou.
-Irreverent youngsters at his New
jersey home call Italian Count
Thomas A. Edison "OId MaearOnI. !"
The King and Queen of Greece
will be able, of course, to prevent all
friction between thei- royal guests at
Athens.
M. Koechlin, who was connected
with Nj. Eifel in the construction of
the great tower at Paris, has applied
for permission to build a railway to
the summit of the Jungfrau.
The late Wilkie Collins once re-
marked that after reading George
Elliott's "Romo,a" his head ached so
hard that he administered to himself
the strongest dose of opium he ever
took.
-BeDzon. The Jubilee Pluuger,
received $4,000 from the publishers
of his book. He spent nearly all of
il in week. There is no hope for
Benzon unless he becomes a plumber
or a palace-car porter in this country.
The Sultan of Turkey mas bor-
rowed $500, 900 with which to enter
tain the emperor and empress of
Germany at Constantinople. He will
blow them off to some sublime porte
and his subjects will have to pay for
his hospitality.
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s'It was terrible for him to die that
way, wish he had repented before
he died" was the remark of Miss
Florence Bowman, the daughter OF
the St. Louis lawyer who was shot
down by B. M. Chambers Monday
afternoon. In those few words there
was trouble which was pathetic in
the extreme. The death of her IA
ther was terrible to the daughter, but
the terror was more in the fact that
he died unrepentant of his sins than
anything else and there was a whole
sermon written out by that poor
daughter, which an able man might
apply with telling force.
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Statement From Henry Beibes'
hSimer.

Rheumatic Syrup Co, Jackson. Mich.
Gents: In December, 1887, / began us.
ing Hibbsrd's Rheumatic Syrup for il.
flamatory rheumatism, from which haze
been a great sufferer.
used the Syrup and plssters, applying
the latter TO the parts affected also To the
bottom OF my feet. The Syrup relieved
me from the first, and Sin March, 1888, dis
continued its use, being entirely well.
From personal Knowledge OF this and
other similar cures affected by Hibbard's
Rheumatic Syrup Gnhesita'irgly recon-
mend these remedies for rheumatism and
blood diseases.
J. s. BRUB,KER, Druggi-t, Vinton, Iowa
W. 4. Bard. Druggist.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-10-29

The great ocean race between the
City of New York of the Inman line
and the Teutonic of the White Star
line esulted in the defeat of the lat
ter by an hour and half. The for.
mer reached the Queenstown dock al
$50 o'clock yesterday morning and
the latter at 500. Both steamers
passed out of the New York harbor
together and everybody knew moth
ing could prevent race. The friends
of the passengers on both ships trem.
bled for their safety. The announce
ment Of the safe arrival of the vessels
was received with cheers by large
crowd of anxious people at the New
York Offices of the steamship compa
MES represented in the race. The
City of New York and the Teutonie
are said to be the finest ocean flyer,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-10-29

1t begins 10 look as if the Pan
American delegates would have a
dull time in Kansas City. They
have given it out that they dom t
wish to be banqueted, they are not
interested in packing houses, they
don't like climbing, they don't care a
continental for booms, and Kansas
City, not having calculated on such a
state of affairs when she nearly broke
her neck trying to get them there, is
at her wits end as to the
manner in which she will entertain
them. Where is the dime museum,
or Gorge w. Warder and his poetry,
or the long line of criminals who have
escaped justice? There are still plenty
of curious and amusing things in Kan
sas City, if she will only look about
her.
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TIE old sgoy1s ont Potash, Mercury and Ssr-
sGbayiA1 mixtures al Esfz far blind.
ass. NEVER FAILS To CURE BLOOD POISON.
have seen Swift's Speeds uscl, ard k2own OF
;,:any eases % TIC worst for-a Of L.cod diseases
which 1--we been cure! B. i. | !.aow tie Propric-
tors t. b. c:.e-2ca # - Acst tyPe end Utmost
:, Iii I.;. rcco::..:. i great blood rem dy,
rnequallcd By any:,.!2; 1T how CO.
-. =. - ..:-s-o-;,
Pastor Is. Gap:,., Church, ont Iozlc-y, a..
Treatise On Elcod aid SKIN Diseases nailed free.
.---r-- GprcrYrc Co,-PA,V, Drawer 3, Atlanta, c..
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The Saline county widow who
wants $4,000 from a Smithton
farmer for blighted affections is fool
ish indeed. While she is waiting to
get the damages, being a widow, she
might easily damage some other well
to do widower and in the light of re-
cent experiences secure him before he
has time to be son with a new love. 4"
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1.-THE terrible state of affairs at Johns
town, Pa, is becoming generally
known and the charitable people at
that point are much disguised at the
Encouragement of those in charge of
the relief fund. 1t is hard to say
what the best plan would have been,
distance stands between the planner
and the reality of the aw!ully visited
town, but it is possible that the i'm
mensity of the undertaking of those
who have endeavored to bestow the
relief fund worthily, can hardly be
comprehended. 1t is said that hun.
dreds of dissolute have fockei to the
place and by every deception in their
power are endeavoring to get a part
of the fund, and the committee in
charge find their task Of inquiry into
the cases of the deserving an almost
insurmountable difficulty. The his
tory of Johnstown's horrors will never
quite be written, since not only have
fire and food done their worst, but the
unsettled and peculiar situation of
those who areleft puts them beyond
the pale of any ordinary management
as TO bodily or moral necessities.
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One of the elders in charge of a
party of Mormons who passed through
Kansas City yesterday stated that
5000 people of the Agricultural class
of Europe are ready to emigrate to this
country and settle in Utah. If the
5000 people referred to are coming to
Utah merely..fOr the purpose OF sgricul-
ture, they will probably be successful,
but if to perpetuate mormon tenets,
they will be apt to strike a snag they
aresnot calculating upon. La any event
such wholesale emigration brought
about by Misrepresentation on the
part of the willy scoundrels sent out
by the Mormon church should in some
manner be put an end to.
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The intelligent composition of the
Sentinel who permitted the ushers at
yesterdays wedding to appear zen
regle In full dress Shirts" instead of
dress suits, rather took the bakery,
but the ushers themselves will prob
ably not care to send the cold print
to b rls,
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ever built, but why people should be
expected to risk their lives for the
sake of allowing either the one or the
other to be victorious is a question
which appeals strongly to the common
sense of the general public.
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Hibbard's Rheumatic Liver Pill

These pills are scientifically compounded,
uniform in action. No gripping pain SO
commonly following the use of pills. They
are adapted to both adults and children
With perfect safety. We guarantee they
have no equal in the cure of Sick Head
ache, Constipation, Dyspepsia, Bilious
other preparation. w. E. Bard, druggist
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STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, /
LUCAS COuNTY. s. s.


FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is
the senior partner of the firm of F. j.
CHENEY & Co., doing business in the City
of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case of CATARRH that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH
CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In
my presence, this 9th day OF December, A.
d. 'S6.
A. w. GLEASON,
SEAL so..r, Public
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surface of the system. Send for testimon.
ials, free F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo,
o. n9Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

George I. Feast, our candidate for
county superintendent of schools, is
a young man of acknowledged abi!-
ity. He and his family have resided
In Bent and Prowers county for over
three years and still live on their
farm near Granada. Mr.. Feast has
taught several terms in the east, and
has excellent testimonials as to his
ability and success. He has also
been Justice of the Peace in his pre-
cinct for thepasttwo years with entire
satisfaction to the entire community.
A vote for him will not 90 miss.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

Vote for Anderson Stewart for as
SCISSOR. He is farmer residing in
the east end of the county, where lie
has lived for about three years. He is
an honest and capable man, who will
carry his conscience with him into
office, and is the kind of man the
people want to assess them. He is a
consistant republican, and has done
good work for the party in the
past and should receive, as he will,
every republican vote in the county.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

Few men have succeeded IN the
difficult position of Judge as has j..
X. Doughty, his decisions since he
has been in the Office have shown ex-
tensive learning in the law, quick
conception of legal principles, and
absolute fairness in the application
of those principles in questions of
litigation. He is liked aud respected
by the bar and the people, vote for
him and elect him and we will have
one impartial capable and painstak-
ing judge for the next two years.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

In Frank Allen, the republicans
have a candidate for county clerk,
who is not only most capable man
for the position, bat a whole-souled
iovial fellow who is better liked, the
more one knows of him. He is one
Of the early settlers Of our county
and has been thoroughly identified
with the building up of southeastern
Colorado. He has already filed the
office by appointment. and those who
have had business there are very
sincere in their praises, as to the
manner the affairs are conducted.
Frank is not only obliging himself,
but has also competent and obliging
Deputies. Give him your support.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

The Apache Indians were noted
for their extreme viciousness and
cruelty, but now and then a good in-
dian could be found among them.
When Charley Ford, the popular
Register of the Land Office at Lamar,
was Indian Agent at San Carlos,
Ariz. several years ago, he had as an
interpreter an Apache called Mojava
Dick, who was real good einjun." ;"
He came east several days ago with
several other indians. to attend the
st. Louis Exposition, and his JOY was
unbounded when he learned that his
old employer was located at Lamar,
and that he would once more see him.
When the train arrived at Lamar he
found that Mr.. Ford was away, and
as he got back on the train he could
not conceal his emotion, and cried
like child.--Rocky Ford Enterprise.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02
p1s-a4.
Election Notioa.

Notice Is hereby given, that. on
Tuesday, the fifth day of November
next, at the regular voting places in
each election precinct, in the county
of Prowers and state of Colorado, a
general election will be held, at
which time there will be elected the
following county and precinct officers
to-wit:
One County Judge.
One County Clerk.
One Sheriff.
One Coroner.
One County Treasurer.
One County Superintendent of
Schools.
One County Surveyor.
One County Assessor.
One County Commissioner for dis
trict No. /.
One County Commissioner for dis
trict No. 8.
One Justice of the Peace for each
Precinct.
One Constable for each Precinct.
One Road Overseer for each Road
District.
Also one Justice of the Peace and
one Constable to fill vacaucys IN
Granada Precinct No. 3, and AL
bany Precinct No. 4
Also to vote for or against the PROPOSE
ton for the creation of an additional
bonded Indebtedness of two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars, to aid in
the erection of State Capitol Build
ing, as provided for by an Act of the
General Assembly of Colorado, ap-
proved April Sth, 1889.
Which election will be opened at
seven o'clock in the morning, and
continue open till seven o'clock in
the evening of the same day.
Dated at Lamar this 9th day of
October, in the year Of our Lord one
thousand eight hundred and eighty
nine.
(sEAL.) FRANK p. ALLEN,
1s- County Clerk.
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Notice for Publication.
Land onice az Lamar, c9l9rade,

Land Office AZ Lamar. Colorado.
october sd, lisa.
Notice = hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his Intention
to make final proof in support OF his claim.
and that said proof viii be made hcforeJ. W 4.
MetCaiT Clerk Of the District Court at Lamar,
Colo, on December ., lss9. viz; Robert VI. Sel-
son II. 4. l6lt for the 5. L = II. ". and n. l-9
:. W Ia Section Il Township -s $, Range ~ ".
He names the following witnesses 10 prove
his continuous residence upon and cuitiya-
tiou OF. slfil land, VIZ: William Cummings,
John L. Christensen, OF Lamar, Colo and
Chns. Z. sexton, Jesse ID. Johns, OF MulEsne,
Colo.
Also nj the same time and place william
Cumlaings H. l.. 35lj for the e. IL n. e. IL
and e. = :. g II Section ID Township 20 :.
Range ~ W.
He names the following Witnesses to prove
n continuous residence uDon ard cultiva.
ton OF, said land. viz: Robert IL Nelson,
Dhns. L sexton, Of Lamar. Colo, and Jesse
D. Johns, John L. Christensen, of Mulvane,
Colo.
c. ID. FORD,
2025. Register.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02
Notice to Holders of War
ypnts

All persons holding warrants heretofore Is
sued by the county Ot ProWcrs, state Of Colo
RADIO are respectfully requested tn submit In
writing 10 the commissioners of said Prowers
county within thirty 500 days from this date.
a statement IN writing OF the amount OF said
Prowers county warrants 80 held by them
which they viii exchange with accrued iufer
est for the bonds OF said Fruwcrs county at
par. The rate OF Interest on said bonds 10 be
agreed upon between the holders uf said war
rants and the commissioners OF said Prov crs
county. said bonds to be payable ut the
pleasure OF sid Prowers county after ten
year, from the date OF Issuance and 20 be
come absolutely due and payable tNenty
years after the date OF issuance.
b. order Of the Board OF County CoInnis
sioncrs of Frowers county, dated at Lamar,
Colo, this 18th day Of sept lss9.
Attest. p. T.. ALLEN, Chairman.
i5-la. Clerk.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02
Notice fog Publication.
Land oniee at Lamar, Colorado,

Land ofiiee at Lamar, Colorado.
October 25th. 1Ss9.
Notice s hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
TO make final proof in support Of his claim.
and that said proof will be made before the
Clerk of the County Court of Prowcrs Co. ut
Lamar, Colorado, on November 30th, isS5f. viz
Geo ge W. Butler ID. 5 no asig for the e. =
:. Ia and c. l-2 n. w IA sec. "a tip - :. OF
r. az W.
ne names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivs-
tion of. said Ian q, viz Leo Jansen, W. o.
Butler G. W. Hunter, j. \. Woodcock, all OF
Lamar p. o., Prowers Co., Colo.
q. d. FORD.
20 s5. Register
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Judge D. NJ. Frost who has recent

Judge D. NJ. Frost who has recent
ly been appointed register of the
Garden City, Kansas, Land Office
will take charge of his Office in few
days, and from that time what is
right to hair-llne. nothing more or
nothing less may be depended on in
the management of that Office We
know whereof we speak, for we had
the pleasure of working for Judge
Frost two years, and know him to be
fair, honest, capable and fearless in
whatever he undertakes.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02
REPUBLICAN TICKET.

For County Clerk,
FRANK p. ALLEN.
For County Treasurer,
NJ. D. PARAiENTER.
For County Judge,
JAMES X. DOUGHTY.
For Sheriff,
il. \. BILLOW.
For Assessor,
ANDERSON STEWART.
For Superintendent of Schools,
GEO. L. FEAST.
For Surveyor,
CHARLES SEXTON.
For Coroner,
A. DIETER.
For Commissioners,
JOHN LAKE, lst Dist.
A. Ii. ROGERS, 3rd Dist.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02
Notice for Publication. q.
Land once AZ Lamar Colorado,
2O25.

Land Ofiice AZ Lamar Colorado
September 9th, lssa.
Notice i hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice OF his intention
10 make final proof In support OF his claim,
and that said proof will be made before j. W.
Metcalf Clerk of the District Court at Lamar,
Colo, on November llth, ls39 VIZ: George II.
Moore II. L No. @7i6 for the Southwest IL
Section 81 Township q s Range IS W.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultlVa-
tion of, said land, viz NJ l.. Conwell, q. l..
Brooks, Joseph l.. Mcintosh, w. a. Ellis all of
Lamar, Colo.
Also NJ the same time and place Joseph L.
Mcintosh ID. 5 No 3T59 for the north west 4
Section 25 Township q 5. Range 46 W.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva- q
ton of, said land, viz Il, II. Moore, G. L..
Brooks, j. W. Aber, a. F. Miller all of Lamar,
Colo.
Also at the same time and place Clifford l..
Brooks IL T. No.'3dI Tor the south east Ia
Section 80 Townsphip q $. Range 45 W.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiya-
tion of, said land, viz: q. II! Moore, Joseph
l.. Mcintosh, W. A. Ellis. II. II. Carpenter all
OF Lamar, Colo. ff 9. ID. FORD,
1921. Register.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02
Notice for Publication.
Land omce at Lamar. Colo,

land Ofiice at Lamnr, Colo,
Oct. Is, lisa
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
to make final proof in support Of his claim,
and that said proof win be made ibef-rc
register and receiver at Lamar. Colo on Nov.
1854 for the ". IL sec. 10 . - :. r. AZ W. L.
NJ. colo.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon, and cuitiva-
tion of, said land viz: Joel =. Horn, of Lamar,
Colo, ana w. g. Shumate, George simpson,
John Stevens of Cadloa, Colo.
G. d. FORD.
pl9-a. Register.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02
Notice for Publication.

Land onice at Lamar, Colorado,
sept. q. tss9.
Notice IS hereby given that the following
named settler has uled notice Of his intention
to Iu-ke uunl pruof Ia support Of his claim.
and that said proof w lil hp made before the
register aud receiver at Lamar on Nov. 18th
lss9 viz. Loitic Crawford Tor the e. l 2 "a ".
IL and lots i and :. section Township =
Range &c
she names the folio ing Witnesses to prove
her continuous residence upon and cultlva-
ton Of, said land. viz; b. y. Brown, ". W.
louden, IL. J. GochenoUr, W. A. steele, OF
Lamar Z. ID. FORD.
1921. Register.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

A. II. Rogers is an honest man,
q statement no man acquainted
with him will deny. If it was
not for politics he would have
no opposition for commissioner for
the people know him.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02
vote pon
LAMAR FOR COUNTY SEAT.
Answers to Correspondents.


]. J-What is third party ticket.
Answer. One that always gets left.
George PLEASE inform citizen
IN southern Prowers county where
this town of Alliance is. Ans. No
where.
Mr.. Ms Alliance on the railroad.
Ans. II is in Blacks pasture near
the railroad.
John R-IIow many votes will
Doughty beat Frybarger. Ans.
Three to one.
East end d-Will the republicans of
Lamar stand by their ticket from top
to bottom. Ans. We think they
will to man.
\ Voter-Will the Alliance men
in Lamar precinct vote for Lamar.
Ans. Nearly every one of them.
Cihzen-Who is tire most popular
man on the republican ticket. Ans.
NJ. D. Parmenter with the farmers,
this is as far as we know.
Alliance-Could the town of ALI
ance get depot and side track if it
was made the county seat. Ans.
Perhaps not for year OF two. Rail
roads are little slow in such mat
ters.
Granger-Do you think the conn
ty seat question will be settled next
Tuesday. Ars. Yes and Lamar will
get 1t.
Citizen--Do you think Mr. Black
still has confidence in making his
town the county seat. Ans. No,
we have an idea he is sorry he ever
went into the scheme
Adolph-Were not the Lamar bus
mess men instrumental in securing
the Henry ditch for the farmers
Ans. They were, when the farmers
said they would have TO have ditch
or leave the county, the Lamar bust
ness men, L. NJ. Slater and few
others took the matter in hand, call
ed meetings and at considerable ex-
! pense, found what was necessary and
what the farmers wanted. Then it
\ became necessary to make several
1 trips to Denver, the expense of these
trips were paid by Lamar, we remem-
ber on one occasion of Hon. James
Swift contributing twenty-five dol
lars, which was small amount of
the expense he was at in helping the
| farmers secure what they said they
must have IN order to stay In the
country, and after every acre of wa
| ter rights that could be secured from
the farmers was taken, 1t was found
| there was not enough secured to get
the ditch, when the Lamar business
men stepped forward and took the
necessary amount to secure the ditch.
This Is only one of many things
Lamar has done for the farmers, and
they should show their appreciation
by assisting Lamar when favor is
asked.
Carlton-In case Alliance was vot-
ed the county seat and Mr.. Black
should refuse to build court house,
what could the people do about 1t.
Ans. Nothing. One of the best
lawyers in the state told us at Den
yer Monday that the bond to build a
court house was illegal, void and of
no value in this case.
Ditch Hand-Where are the Jen-
kins Bros that worked on the Black
ditch last winter. Ans. One of
them is brakeman on a passenger
train Santa Fe road running between
Pueblo and Denver.
Manufacturer of Windmills-Has
a bond been given to put up wind
mill at Alliance. Ans. We do not
know, perhaps 50.
Granger-Who is considered the
farmers greatest friend in Prowers
county. Ans. Some say it is Mr..
Black, some say 1t is Mr.. Bent and
some say 1t is banker at Pueblo.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

Granada has claimed everything
except that the Worlds Fair is to be
held there, and they will probably
make that claim this week.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

Harness repaired at C. D. Bald
wins shop. If.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

Saddles, harness, buggy Whips, eto.
at BaldwIn's. If.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02
Jewelry mended by Perham. If.

RENT FREE:-We have build
ing that we will allow person to oc-
cupy rent free, apply to Goodale d
Cooper, If.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

For anything in the harness line,
call on G. d. Baldwin. If.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

Tin and steel roofing at Herbert's
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

Stovepipe to order at Horbert's.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02
Perham understands his business.

Your money is ready, spot cash
loans on final proofs and decided
lands GooDALE & COOPER. If.
The Lamar register., 1889-11-02

Herbcrt's for pumps and repairs.