Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1889-08-21
HUMOROUS.

Lady Ito applicant for coachman1
fare you IN EnglishnanP" Appi.-
cant--"No. mum; was born in ire
land but I've lived so lcng Ia hmesikg
that pose do seem quito A1ngl7h ii,
you know. Harper 8 Bazaar
-Alawser's brief ia very long.
And Mr.. White Is black.
man Is d'y when be Is green,
And when he's tight he's slack;
A fire IL hot when 1t ia coaled,
A lamp IS heavy when IL light.
A shoe & bought wbea Ii in ao.ei,
A man can see when cat of aht.
-Tiushand-s'I don't understand
why have to get up and make the
fire with hired girl in the house.
Wiit -" Well. If we went to keep ?
hired girl In the house re must not
ask her to do any OF the work
PA, L have about concluded 10
wed for title and become the Count.
css de Assinine What vii you settle
on the Count?" 81 will settle on ain
with both feet and an oX-gad, backed
by two hundred and seventeen pounds
avoirdupois. "--Yonhers Gaze te.
Women (to tramp) Have yeu
any friends or re|a.ives?' Tramp -
havo q brother Bill" Woman--"i
Bill tramp, toop' Tramp NO;
Bill didn't turn out vety well. t.
tried most every thing and finally
drifted into tho milk bu3iness.
--Lawyer-"Wiii your honor psf the
usual question 10 tho witness a5 10 his
religious baliol?' .iutise--"'Nitness,
do you believe il the existence of
Supreme Being that controls the ii.
fairs OF menP" Witness--"Yawoh
Shudge. dot vas my wife Katrina. Do
woman vas der boss!''
--"What Il wonderful painter Rubens
WASH remarked Merritt ct the art
gallery. Yes" asson.cl Cora. at
Is said OF him that he could change u
laughing face Into o sad one by P
single stroke. why spoke VI
little Johnnie in disgust, my school
teacher can do that. Detroit Free
Press.
After scratching his head end
thinking for some moments, Grand
Rapids boy said to his mother: Ill
God makes a stock of little boy and
girl babies end gives them to mar
ried folks, it seems funny to me that
they look so much like their papas
and mammas every time. "--Detroit
Tribune.
The salary OF the King of Samoa
ia twenty dollars ~ month; ana an
American wouldn't wear the clothes
the King appears in on state occasions
Tor twenty dollars week. Twenty
dollars - month is . small salary for a
King. but it raay be that he is FREE
quently presented with a few shares Of
Pan-Eiectric stock in exchange for his
influence -Norristown He aid.
Hang portieres, I say!"
Dobson- Correct. They generally
arc hung. BIt why do you dislike
thom?' Jobson-''Well. u few years
ago. when man was angry, he could
bang the doors. and SO relieve his
feelings. Now, we'll, you cant bang n
portiere. There seems to be really
nothing left to do but keep cat and
tramp On it."
Guest attempting to carve)--
What kind of chicken is this. any
how" Waiter - Dat II genuine
Plymouth Rocker sah." Guest (throw-
Ing up both bands) That explains
ii, by George! know she was IN old
timer, but ] had no idea she dated
back there. Take or away. draw
the line on the hen-house OF the May
Aower' = Texas Siftings.
Mabel. y said Henry, and in spite
of his efforts TO control himself the
voice was tremulous, aad he spoke
with the air OF tirnid desperation which
marks the e'ocution of a man about to
| ask for the loan OF FIVE pounds
mabel, d. not kneet at your feet
/ (end he wasn't--he was sitting bolt
upright on sofa) ''to plead for my
self ! come here only to beg YOU 'tc
think of my brother George. He-he
loves you dearly, Mabel. and should
you refuse his plea tremble for the
Consequences, lio is alono in the
world and he wants a sister-in-law.
Oh, will you not be ono to himp"