New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-11

The PhisdelphA Record" yoaches for tho frssins4D
OF this story; : A gentleman in DuSih
speaking Of the irish said that nothing evep
satisfied them. and he was willing 10 prove
his words on 3 wager that II he should 20 10
the door and call cab no matter what TOO hc would
give tie driver would ask for moro. The wager W.
talSea for 10 pounds. The gentleman called CAB.
drove about quarter Of Q mile, stepped out and
handed tho driver IoshIlling gold peco t92 50 he
legal fee being shilling cabby drove Oh. Ths
gentleman who had taken the wager was exutne IN
hts triumph when suddenly the driver returned, and
touching his hat said. Please, SIR have 10 . dartr
thte' penny bit about you IL would be such pity -
break bright piece Of gold Ike this for drtnkps
=. Msidcns Artnce. -Artfl Amy Alesruon. IN par
mentary usage what does the presiding ohcer say
Nh , mater Is to be put 20 vofef
~. Mgernon you ready for the quss,
=, ArtfuI Amy-Y-ycs. Agernon. think am.--Bus.
The magnificent building which the womau's
Christian Temperance Union proposes to erect IN
chicago WIZ cost 100000. About half Of this SUM
mas oeen raised already It VIII be eleven stories m
height and 1t Is estimated thai ts rental WIFI, IA abot
100000 year. 1t VIM be known as the Temple
OF Temperance. -
Religion and Charity Booming 4-stran 0er--g ,ssspa
soaables What are they
mo Rai or are held raise
The young men blIndfcded and on tbs payment 81
so, nxed sum nr some gi whom he doesn't know %
her He never finds out who he Kissed out Nv nsrfno
s6 ne can s finally ar Kiss every s girl n the room
tell which one IL was.
,. II see + there much activity b religious and
Yes indeed. 1t Just keeps every one of us busy
hunting up objects to hold sociabies fors-( PhIsS
Some people have queer ideas about ce,s says an
Official Of an ice company In The Kingston Free
man h.. 90 t~~tlf -
800 pounds when IT Is housed win weigh much when
taken out several months after They don't seen to
realize that there waste of 80 to 90 per IN
in houses during season Then there are people
who viii not have pure Ice taken from ponds because
It bleaches and looks ike snow ice. Thy prefer
river ice, which is not pure and clean. OF course
this makes 1t better for the ice companies for crop
be harvested from the Hudson River much cheaper
than It can from ponds which are located long
distances from the houses
Not a Criticism.-In a law suit before Esquire
Jones last week fourteen reputable witnesses swors
TO seeing Pete Jackson carry on q rife belonging 70
refusing to plead az all but his honor discharged him
Whyf Because Jackson's brother Jim sent four gst
Ions of whiskey around TO his honors shany the day
We don't propose to crfticlse the judiciary Of thb
soaked IN the creek for about four days he'd BE- NOR
worthy of the CONFIDENCE Of our people. We DOM
but we are ready TO form one Of committee to wax
upon him and provo that he has been drunk evss
since ths case was ended. -(Anzona Howier p
There is man in Hartford who has worked at forty
six different trades. He forms sort of trade union
all by himself
supply and pemand.-Mi:s Hishup-Made. has 4Ths
Hlghtone Monthly come yeti
Marie-Yes, mum
what's In It
or arithmetic, er something can't mako
out'
can see Il, and then wish you'd go around TO the
and get me copy Of The Love STORY
Weekly Be sure and say IFS for yourself -fPhla,
telphia Record.
@what would you think Of msn.s asks hotel
clerk, swho came in, registered, got room. staid
out his time left without paying his board saying
anything about II, and then wrote back. saying h
had lost his revolver while m the hotel and asking
II It was found to forward It to him7 What do you
think Of that for cheeki And Jet such case haa
recently happened
Confusion Is sometimes caused by the indiscrimf
A case in point: said Robinson to Smith the othr
day sso sss s sss,ss psws1 soud. or
And Robinson being called away ut that ncmenk
sa a Sosss;ns q pretty sr be bad s@poysd sec
tary. Finally the report reached Robnson's wife. and
was cold piece of mechanism until she had visited
her husbands Office aud taken observations there for
herself-tP ittsburg Dispatch
young woman, Of Ridgcway Canada. has had the
banns Of matrimony between herself and two of her
lovers read In the parish church, the clergyman having
decided that she free 10 choose between them at tho
altar. This Is and startling departure in we'd
dings.
aYcu may not believe It." said Pennsylvant
Railroad Official IN the lobby OF the Continental Hots
last evening but these rate wars sometimes accom-
pish miraculous things. case in point Is that OF
DIR. Emil Bores. who wcot 10 Washington Territory
some months ago. and who decided TO return about the
tune the Pacific roads began their last terrific cutting
For number Of days Eastern tickets had been offered
at unprecedenledly low figures but Bories thought 10
would DO wise 10 walt awhile before purchasing as
tho drop was steady and continuous. Finally when be
offered ticket from Dayton. Washington Tertory
10 st. Louis for dollar he decided that bis ting
had come Closing with the agent a. that figure -
took PASSAGE on irstclass train, and was literally
carried 1000 miles for Just 100 cents 1t was,
believe. the cheapest Journey ever made BY paying
passenger Philadelphia Inquirer