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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

Scientific men see no reason why the
span Of human life may not be extended
to a round hundred years from the pres.
ent limit of seventy to eighty years.
The age to which persons lived variea(
in Old Testament chronology.
From Adams time to that of Methu-
selah and Noah, men are recorded as at
tanning to well nigh the age Of 1000
years. The Psalmist David, however,
says: The days Of our age is three
score years and ten; and though men be
SO strong that they come TO four.score
years, yet is their strength then but labor
and sorrow; 80 zoe passeth it away, and
we are gone"
This wide margin of longevity, to-
gether with proper observance of mental,
moral and physical laws, leads investi-
gators to believe it is possible that human
life might be made to increase in length
of days to a full century, at least.
Moderation and regularity in eating,
drinking and sleeping are conducive to
longevity, and those who observe proper
habits and use pure and etficacious RENE
dies when sick, may accomplish immense
labor with no apparent injury to them
selves and without foreshortening their
lives.
Hon. H. II. Warner, president of the
Rochester, N. Y, chamber Of commerce,
and manufacturer of the celebrated War
ner's Safe Cure, has devoted much time
and research to this subject of longevity,
and has arrived at the satisfactory con-
clusion that life may be prolonged and
mans virile powers increased and pre-
served at the same time by rational and
natural means. Thousands of persons
are living today-enjeying the blessing of
perfect health and vigor-who will ties.
tify to the almost magical efficacy OF
Warmers Safe Cure in restoring them to
physical potency and to the normal type
Of constitution, after they had almost
given up hope of life.
After middle age, many begin to lost
their wonted vigor Of body, and there
upon give way to inertncss and useless
%repining. Yet all such have within reacl
that which both renews youth and con
tributes to the %prolongation of life
Warmers marvellous Safe Cures are il
every drug store, and are now regarded
as standard specifics throughout the civil
lied world.
The strong desire to attain old age
meantime retaining the virile powers o
body and minds necessarily connected
with the respect paid to aged persons
for people would scarcely desire to b
old, were the age neglected or regards
+ were mere sufferance. That is q hig1
civilization in which age ismade a sourc
of distinction. OF all marks CT respect
that to age is most willingly paid, be
cause every n who does homage to ag
may himself, eventually, become an oh
ject of such homage.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

questions with them. The story is ted
of q young French countess Of great
beauty. who, at a recent reception, gave
with much vehemence her views of Gen.
Boulanger.
One Of the company was a learned
academician. prominent in literature,
who, while the pretty countess was talk
ing, appeared to take little notice of what
she was saying.
This absence of mind vexed the lady.
Presently she turned to the academician
and said, abruptly:
Come, monsieur. am l not right?'
"Pardon me, madame" said the acade-
mician, smiling. 'hut / do not know how
TO look and to listen at the same time
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12
Liars and Lfars,

Merchan, Traveller: There are lots of
liars, aren't theret' said one travelling
man to another in Disguised tone.
Lots of them, and several varieties.
For instance, there are men who lie for
their own gain in business, and othcrs
who lie merely from an uncomfortable
love of it."
Eyes, but the latter are the only ones
for whom a fellow can have any real, ar.
tistic admiration"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

Winks-"Must leave early to-day. /
met a lady who was an old sciroolmate
of mine. and she was SO anxious to see
my family that | invited her to accom-
paHy me home TO tea" Minks-"My
gracious! Your wife will raise the
roof 20, no! My wife is quite
pretty, aud this lady is exceedingly
plain."-H Philadelphia Record.
Mrs. Gabb (wlo thinks her boy will
grow up into a famous orator and
great slatcsman)-I just wish you
could hear my boy talk. He talks right
straight ahead from morning 10 night.
lie doesn't stop a minute. What do
you think he is going to bcP Mr..
~Winks-Well-er-I dunno: a barber,
Mialetphiu Record.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12
Too Warm for Him.

Detroit Free Press: us it too warm in.
side sir2" asked a Michigan avenue con.
ductor Of apassenger who cam out on the
platform the other night with a "woof."
"Too warm for me-" was the reply.
Too much draught TO the stove. |
guess"
That isn't it. See that lady with a
green veil on?'
eyes"
II was divorced from her two years
ago. We quarreled and were unhappy.
| had a seat opposite her il there and she
looked at me so sadly thatI felt my heart
grow big"
But you didn't speak to her,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12
Consumptton surel, Cured.

To the Editor:-Pleaee inform your cad
ers that l have a positive remedy for con.
sumption. By Its timely use thousands Oh
hopeless cases have been permanently cured
| shall be glad to send two bottles Of my
remedy free to any Of your readers who have
consumption II they viii send me their e1.
press and ~postoficc address. Respectfully
T. A. sLOCUM, NJ. c., ISL Pearl St., N. Y.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

-Burls, used in making veneers with re.
mArkable cccentricities OF grain, are excres-
ceIces that grow upon various trees, such as
the walnut, rosewood, mahogany, oak snd
ash They weigh from 1000 to 5000 POUNDS.
and the largest and best come from Persia
and Circassia, and cost In the rough from Il
to 40 cents q Mound.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

~ want to thank YOU writes a young man
to B. F. johnson & Co Richmond. Va "for
placing me In a position by which l am en-.
abied to make money faster than | ever did
before" This is but a sample extract of the
many hundreds Of letters received by the
above firm.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12
Opposition to Progress,

Mr.. Edison proposes to transmit
kisses by monograph. After Il care
full investigation OF this important
issue we are inclined to believe lhatre-
form is scarcely needed in this depart
ment Of cconumv.-n nsAinQkoN Post.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12
Tho Gauant Academic,.n

Youths Companion: In Europe men
dislike to hear women talk politics
and do net regard 1t IS a ps1l
p~slitsness to dispute political
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

Jay Gould's wonderful new yacht WAS, 1t Is
said, most completely and elegantly furnished
Among other useful and Indispensable things
ordered for it was a box Of DR.. BULBS Cougi,
Syrup, the famous old remedy for the cure OF
coughs and colds.
The healing and purifying qualities Of Sal.
Walton OIL render 1t the best article for tbs
speedy and safe cure Of liberated sores. Price
only 25 cents.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12
Tar, Too?

Harper's Bazaar; "Did they receive
you warmly2"
''Did they2 Well, rather. They made
j 50 hot | left on the mex train. Here is
a souvenir feather"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

The negro population Of Mississippi is In
crcasing at q much faster rate than the white
In 1870 the number OF negroes IN the stat
was 445, 0So. aud OF whites 1854 $40. In 1880
the negroes numbered 653 $50, and the whites
only 4Sl. TBS.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

HRsa bApy wss stck, we rasa key cassostA,
Hhsa shs was . Child, she cried for CsstorA,
Thes shs became Hiss, she chung 70 CastoriA,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

A correspondent of the Birmingham
Age-Herald has found a remarkable fam
lily living near that place. The name,
age and height of each individual lie
giyen in the suhioined table:
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12
Matrimonial Felicity.

Texas siftings: Friend-"Do you live
happily with your husbandY'
Muscular Female-'Of course | do.
I'd like to see him try not to live happily
with me-"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

"A French scientist has come to the con-
clusion that we are trayersing a "cold
period" He notes that during the last -four
years there has been q considerable diminu-
ton In the average mean temperature.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

Even Californians seem to tire OF their
perpetual sunshine. The Nisalia Delta re-
marks: jewellers In the San Joaquin valley
would like to swap off a few square leagues
of Italian sky for a little Oregon mist"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

VIII be sold, part cash, balance time, a
good newspaper and job printing Office In the
finest agricultural portion OF Nebraska. Rea-
son for selling, poor health. Address &C"
care of INDEPENDENT UNION, Sioux City, la.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

The Bombay geological gardens have re-
ceived the body Of a sea serpent si1ty-four
feet long and as large around as a nail key.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

During a heavy thunderstorm at Con
zales, Tex, a flock Of wild geese were struck
by lightning and seventy-eight Of them
were killed.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

Til. cattle IN the vicinity OF Hestpaslis,
Kan. ar. dying Of brain fever
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

Lucky for you sir. OF your head
would also have grown big. That man
or the front platform with the crow-bar
is her husband, and he had his eyes on
you"
Noal | guess I'll drop of here.
Maybe she didn't look sosad as ! thought
she did"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

Those whose names arc marked with
the star are dead.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12
THE MAxWELL LAHD GRAFT
NOW OPEN FOR SETTLEMENT.
AN HONEST
soothipg and healing properties
IN COLORADO AND NEW MEXICO.

ZONE to g climate that gives you twenty years
- longer to 1--we; where the soil is rich and crop
prices Of grass lands, slfa,fa fruit sgd S,nsyarEa
PEDaIcK, MAXWELL Lind Grant agent, penvnr. Col
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1889-04-12

sxF-it Will be - -FOUR advantage yhap
frit!ng to advertisers to saI you ssH u is
Advertisement in Tits paper.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20
VALUE oFPURLIC PARKS.

SOME of our city solons have eviden- ced desire to cut up the Military Plaza into building lots and if not obliterate it altogether at least reduce it in size This however, We never, hope to see ac- complished. A beautiful park is a greater adornment to city than dozen public buildings and in the end is more profitable. This fact is recognized the world over and in Tucson We hope it will be no exception. The city of Lon don says the San Francisco Alto has interfered to prevent the government taking some open land there for pub lie building because it reservation for a park is necessary to the health and com fort of the people. Younger cities may profit by the experience of London and New York and make reservations in time for the purpose of which one has to op- pose the national government and the other to, issue S15.O00,OOO to buy land to be !stripped of it's buildings that there may be breathing places for the people. In out door climate like ours there is peculiar necessity for beautiful and wholesome parks, made sweet by the breath of our ever bloom flowers, and restful to eye and brain with..their fadeless verdure.
 Instead of cutting the Military Plaza into building lots let them begin its Identification by boring for artesian water. A flowing stream has been struck at Fort McDowal few hundred miles to the north of us, so why cannot the same things be done here. It may perhaps be necessary to have the well little deeper but for the good that would come from it the city can well afford to do it. The money expended in in this manner would benefit all and largely advance the property values of the city. We hope it will be done.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20
Josh Billings, Phiiosophy.

If 1 waz called upon tew tell who waz the bravest man that ever lived, l would say it waz him who never told lie. -, The meanest thing thax eny man ever followed for bizzness is making money. e[ Everybody luvs tew feel that they are ov sum importance tn this world ; even pauper looks forward tew the day ov his phuneral as the time that lse haz got tew be notissed. If yu hay a spirited and noble boy, appeal to his generosity; if yu hay a heavy and sullen one, appeal tew hiz back.
 A grate menny ov our people go abroad tew improve their minds who hadn't got enny minds when they wur at home. Knowledge, like charity, should begin at home, and then spread.
 Nobody but phool will spend hiz time trieing tew convince phool.
 Time iz like money; the less we hay ov it tew spare the further We make 1t go.
 The tunge iz really verry fasst member ov the boddy politick; he dug all the talking and two-thirds ov the thinking.
 Men who invade the province ov wimmin are alwus jeered at; and how kan wimmin, when they invade the province ov men, eXpekt tew eskape the same kind ov treatmentl
 He who spends hiz younger days in disapashun iz mortgaging himself tew disease and poverty, to memorable creditors, who are certain tew fore close at last, and take possession ov the premises.
 Thare lz menny person who kan set a mouse trap tew perfeckshun; but, not satisfied with sich small game, they undertake tew trap for bears, and git ketched bi the bears. Moral: Studdy yure genius, and stitk tew mice.
 Young man, don't marry abuv or below yure rank; not that l think thare iz evry virtew in rank, but thare iz custom in it, and custom often out ranks law and gcfPai.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20
NEW LOCATION.
Col Durr Now In His New QustTl sers
 On Congress Street.

Tucson can truly boast of it's nAany large and commodious houses. It re- quires large houses and big stocks of goods to accommodate the immtG SC commercial business that eenters at tEiis place from all quarters. People co me here from, every point, north, sou tn |, east and west, because they know h, sro is kept the best stocks of goods. I h. 1, bushes men of this city are liberal a ,t sell their goods at a reasonable pro fiji which accounts for the fact that people come long distances to trade with thel n !. One of the
 SOLID AND wELLrRNowN
 houses in Tucson is that of Col Joseph Durr. He came to this place on the first railroad train that came in over the Southern Pacific from Yuma, and commenced bushes in small place on Mesilla street, only having few goods, but his business began to grow from the start, backed by energy and constant attention. The room was enlarged, and the goods packed in like sardines in a box, from floor to ceiling In 1882 his trade had increased to that extent that he had no longer room to carry it on and the building on Meyer street was secured. This was much better, but soon he found himself again cramped for room. His trade had extended to every town and camp in southern Ari- zona, and it became necessary to buy many articles
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20

SAN FRANcIsco,Ju 17.--In the Blythe will contest to-day, Mrs. Asscroft, moth CT of Florence Blythe, was again called to the witness stand, in order to estab4 fish intimate relationship with witness She claimed that friendship existed be tween herself and the dead millionaire in England.
 CHICAGO, July 17.-Genersl Master Workman Powderly and his colleagues spent to day in examining complaints, petitions and reports regarding the order in the northwest. ---- -as-a--
 KANSAS CITY, July 16.-A Times special from Oklahoma City says: At six o'clock this morning, in defiance of Mayor Couch's proclamation, and a special order of General Merritt, an attempt was made by the anti-administra- tor faction, to hold charter cleo tion. Two polling places were establish ed, near which were stationed squads Fof United States soldiers and spe- cial police. Mayor Couch and city Marshal Kuntz approached one of the polling places and demanded of the men in charge by what right they were holding an election "by the authority of the people" they replied. The Mayor and Marshal next took possession of the p0ll-books and ballot boxes and con veyed them to the city hall where they were locked up. The Mayor and Mar shal were arrested later on warrants sworn out before the United States commissioner, charging them with in timidation. They were released on hearing. At meeting of the charter faction tonight it was determined to make further attempt to hold an cleo ton at future time.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20
The Closing of an Important
 Outlet.

The blockade of a port is not more in- furious to its commerce than is even the temporary obstruction of the bowels to the health of the system Constipation necessarily arrests the secretion of bile, impedes and disorders digestion, and poisons the circulation. The safest and most effective, as it is also the most gen. ial, laxative and anti-billious medicine in existence is Hostetter's Stomach Bit ters, and it is more than probable that it's sovereign efficacy as a preventative and remedy for intermittent and re- mittent fever is largely due to its re- formatory action upon the liver, an or gan prejudicially in all malarial com plaints. Persons with a tendency also to rheumatic, neuralgia and kidney trouble cannot do better than to antEg- onize it with Hostetter's Stomach Bit ters, which invariably checks it at the outset. The weak, moreover, are in vested with strength by this fine invig- orant,
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20

THE little fellow on the Herald-the little man without an idea of his own Republican one day, Democrat one day and Mugwump the next, will persist in showing his head into a journalistic moose to the delight of the Democratic editor of the CITIZEN" who never fails to tighten up and make the little fellow squirm- Undoubtedly he suffers some but this he can endure for the Herald's sake, as through the columns of the CITIZEN the general public have been apprised that such paper exists and is published in the Salt River valley.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20
Pinal County News
(Enterprise),

There was fine fall of rain on Friday night of last week, followed by several cloudy and comfortable days on which slight showers prevailed.
 Mir. R. H. Martins steam thresher now at c. w. Fuller's ranch, has threshed several millions pounds of grain the present season.
 Mir. John Schoshuzen was in town from Dudleyville this week. He has just sold his Waterloo mine, adjoining the Jesse Benton at the Owl Heads, to MT D. T. Elmors, for good price. It is very promising claim and has yield ed shipping ore that netted its owner very fair profits. ....s
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20

CAPT. BoURKE Of the Third Cavalry, has recommended the transfer of Ger onimo and his band to the Cherokee In- dian reservation. in Swayne county, North Carolina. Keep them from Ari- zona and We are perfectly satisfied. We think the location an excellent one.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20
A Sound Legal Opinion.

E. Rainbridge, Mundy Esq, County Atty, Clay O.. Tex, says: "Have used Electric Bitters with most happy results. My brother also was very low with Ma larial Fever and Jaundice, but was cured by timely use of this medicine. Am sat isfied Electric Bitters saved his life"
 Mir. ID. 1. Wilcoxson, of Horse Cave Ky, adds like testimony saying: He positively believes he would have died, had it not been for Electric Bitt9rs.
 This great remedy will ward off as we'll as cure all Malarial Diseases, and for all Kidney, Liver and Stomach Dis orders stands unequaled. Price soc. and s1 at Geo. Martins drug store.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20

THE mere mention of Attorney Gen eral Churchill's name makes the hold over barnacles and their crowd sick. The trouble is that he knows too much about them and they knowing this watch his every move with fear and trembling that the lash of justice ie about to fall.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20
Is Marriage a Failure.

Not as long as sensible loving wife will supply her husband with box of Sam Drachman's cigars and encourage her husband to smoke in comfort at his home, instead of driving him out to chilling uncertainties of the very doubt ful cold weather. ti
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20
MANY ADVANTAGES
A WOMAN,S WAY.
A Startling Business Proposition.


 When Mrs. Fowler, of Sz7 Ellis street, stopped in at leading city druggists to ask what effect 'The California Remedy" Joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla, would have in cases of dyspepsia and sick head aches, she was assured it would relieve both. She was so ineredulous that the druggist gave her bottle, not to be paid for unless it effected cure. Thefollowing is the convincing conclusion and tells its own story. sa
 San Francisco, February 8, 1883. DEAR SIR: Notwithstanding my misgivings, Joys Vegetable Sarsaparilla did all that you promised. I had tried so many prescriptions that had come to believe nothing would relieve my dyspepsia and sick headaches, but have not had a return of either since believe am perman- ently cured. You have my permission to make this public, for remedy that will cure dyspepsia and prevent sick headaches should be general known. Respectfully,
 NaaSN1: 7;3zssseE4.
 327 Ellis street
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20

ACCORDING to letter from Governor Wolhey, published in another column, it is apparennt that a change in the management of Territorial affairs has not been made soon enough. Another four years of misrule, such as that un- earthed by the Governor, would have bsen disastrous to our financial condi- tion.-Epitaph
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20

GOVERNOR Wolheys expose bombshell has created consternation among the hang on Democracy. The vouchers now So closely guarded by MT. Meador will make mighty interesting reading when the light of investigation does get fairly on.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1889-07-20
Notice to the Pub1ie

l have on hand and for sale, number of yoang horses, good stock, broken to work in single or double harness. I am also prepared to break horses for double or single harness as desired. Call or a l. dress me 314 Wiley Box, Convent St..