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The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

TOMATO BIsQUE.-One Of the best
soups in the world, is also the cheapest.
Here is the recipe: One pint of canned
tomato rubbed through q sieve, well
seasoned with pepper, salt, good butter
and judgment. Place on q stove on an
earthen vessel till it boils. Put q pint
of milk in a double boiler and raise to
boiling heat; add to the milk about a
quarter Of a teaspoonful of baking soda,
pour this into the hot tomatoes, and
serve Immediately. You will think
there has been a lobster around, and
bless this journal. Thurber's condensed
tomatoes are the best to use, being all
ready cooked and seasoned, and only
need to be heated, and a very little
additional seasoning to taste. -Journal
Of Usem Intentions.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

LOBSTER FARCr.-Cut boiled lobster
into small pieces, and to each pint allow
a half pint Of milk. Put the milk In a
farina boiler. Rub one tablespoonful
Of butter and n level tablespoonful of
-four together, and stir into the boiling
milk, add n tablespoonful Of dried
bread crumbs, stir until smooth, take
from the fire, add a tablespoonful Of
chopped parsley, the yolks of three hard
boiled eggs, mashed fine, q quarter Of a
nutmeg, grated, a tablespoonful Of salt
and a dash Of cayenne, mix, and stir in
carefully the lobster. Wash the shells
and wipe them dry, and, with a pair Of
scissors, cut of the under part Of the
shell. Put the two large ends Of the
tail shells to the body Of one lobster.
thus forming a sort OF a boat, put the
mixture into this boat, brush over the
top with beaten egg, dust with bread
crumbs. and place in a quick oven for
fifteen minutes to brown. Serve in the
shell.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

DOING UP CURTAINs.-A more eco
nomical method Of doing up curtains
than to send them to a laundry is des-
cribed by a good housekeeper as follows:
Dust them thoroughly, and If there are
any breaks or tears in them, mend them
before washing. Do not wiring them,
but p IS through q clothes wringer,
keeping them straight; boil a few min.
utes, then rinse in cold water. Blue
the starch a trifie, but do not make
them too stiff; then lay sheets on the
floor and spread the curtains on them,
taking care to stretch the work straight
and true. Pin the edges on the sheet
and let them lay till perfectly dry, and
you'will be convinced that home faun-
drying Of nice curtains is far preferable
to hiring them done up, as they will
last longer and look nicer than when
pressed by hot irons.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27
HOUSEHOLD

The careful housewife finds q use for
everything, and when q roll Of mating
was undone the other day, In a charm
ing cottage that I know, the outside
covering was seized upon Immediately
by the artist Of the family as something
which might perchance be used for dec
oratfve purposes. 1t Is astonishing
what neat and dainty workers the Chi
nese are; nothing seems too trining Tor
them to spend time and thought upon,
and this mating Is a. carefully made as
the floor covering II Is intended to pro
tect. In a very short time q o IN
artists library suggested a use for
It; its blank surface had long been Q
something Of . trial to her, and she now
decided to try the effect Of the mating.
She tackled 1t up with the fringed ends
top and bottom, and with the superfiu-
Gus width folded over on both sides,
securing all with small tacks. In the
centre she pinned the ART INTER-
CHAEeK Study of Wild Apples, and
that corner of the room Is considerably
brighter, the mating proving . very
effective background for the lovely
colors of the picture. She Is now PLAN
ming to mount the Chrysanthemum
Study in a similar manner, only cutting
the matter four or five inches larger
than the picture, to look like 3 frame,
and fastening 1t to the wall. This same
material may be used as a cover for q
portfolio; it should be pasted on card
board and put under a weight to dry,
and then Q lining of bright colored satin
sewed in. A spray of flowers painted
on the outside, and a bow Of ribbon to
match, make o pretty case for engrav-
ings or photographs, the only trouble
being the FASTING Of the mating on the
cardboard. Gum tragacauth max s
the best and strongest paste for the p,1r-
pose, and is very easy to prepare, as it
only requires to be dissolved thoroughly
in water to be ready for use.
Tables with bamboo legs may be
bought very reasonably at this season.
and If the mating is tackled on the top
and finished around the edge with q
piece of split bamboo, a pretty and in
expensive piazza teatable will be Sc
cured.
In this same pretty cottage which l
have mentioned, are two unique and
original picture frames. The pictures
themselves are simply fine photographs
taken from an art catalogue, being
copies Of celebrated paintings. They
are framed in a mat made Of Japanese
crepe pictures, the predominating col0rs
being red and yellow; pinned up against
the wall, they make bright bits Of color,
and do nicely for pictures not valuable
enough for framing in any other way.
An odd frame for an etching is Of olive
green plush put on plain, with a mat Of
blush green cartridge paper; the mat is
wide, and the frame rounding in effect
and very narrow. Another has a light
blue cartridge paper mat, and the INCH
wide frame Is done in ebony black, pro-
ducing an odd effect, its very simplicity
being a relief after the ornate and gor-
geous frames which seem to be the rule
just nOw.-Art,~ Interchange.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

AN APPROPRIATE MoTTo. Gene
terry ScuIptor-"You wish a monument
to your aunt? Yes, sir, | knew your
dear, departed relative very well, sir.
She was all her life a clearinghouse
keeper in my neighborhood. Do you
wish q motto inscribed on it, slrr"
Englishman-"Ho, yes. Put hon
Peace to Ter h'ashes.'
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

DoUBTFUL.-Suitor (who has been
out of town for a week)-''Is Miss De
Pink in?
New Girl Engaged that morning, and
rather mixed up about her Instructions
-"Sure l don't know phether she be in
or not; but il you PEGS the young man
PLAT was here asht noight till eliven
o'clock, and was caught huggin' an
kissin' her in the rarlor, she amt in"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27
HUMOROUS

WANTED TO 40 FAsTER.-"T was
reading In a paper yesterday" he said,
as he halted a citizen In front Of the
Soldiers Monument, shat a duck coul |
fly ninety miles an hour. DO you be-
lieve it possible?"
"That is rather a strange question to
ask me, siri" replied the other, with
considerable cold storage in his voice.
"Yes, l know, but l want TO find out.
There are occasions when / have to leave
my house in a hurry, and if a duck can
make this gait, and there Is no patent
IN it, Pm going to catch on. Perhaps
you never tried to outrun a ~flatiron, sir.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

Over % people were forced to leave their
homes yesterday to call for . free trial pack
age OF Lanes Family Medicine. II your bloot
Is bad, your liver and kidneys out Of order, Il
YOU are constipAtsd md have headache an
1nsighty complexion, don't fall to call on any
iruccist today for o free ample of this grand
,emedy, The ladies' praise It. Everyone likes
4, LArpe.size package 80 cents.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

A scAsT teaspoonful of sugar added
to each pint Of meat gravy, imparts q
delicious flavor that can not be obtained
in any other way. 1t is also an i'm
proyement to soups, il added in the
same proportion. If meat has been
allowed to stand a little too long before
it was cooked, sprinkle o little sugar
over it before removing itfrom the Are.
and the unpalatable taste will be re.
moved: A teaspoon of sugar to every
pint OF milk should always be used
when the milk is to be thickened with
corn meal Oatmeal is much improved.
If sugar is put in it while it is cooking.
instead OF being put on it at the table.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

MEN AND THINGs.-A man about to
be hanged knows more than any other
living person. He always has the latest
moose.
As a general thing cowboys do not
marry. 1t is a mystery, too, for each
one loves a las-so.
The man who works the brass brick
dodge is not likely to win golden opin-
ions from his victims.
When you split your sides with laugh
ter you must run till you get a stitch in
them.
1t is the astronomer who most fire.
quently rises to observe.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

LOST HIS PLACE.-''So you be study
ing law, Jones?"
Eyes"
Like itp"
"No, sir-ree!"
Elbow is that?"
"Well, I'D read about half through
Blackstone
"Yes.o
HAD q bookmark to keep my place"
II see."
"Some one stole the bookmark. l
couldn't find my place, and had to go
clear back to the beginning, and real
the drafted book all over agaln!"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

A GENTLE HINT.-Paterfamilias
(serenely)-There was a young gentle
men with you in the parlor last night?
Sweet Girl (gently)-Yes, pa; Mr..
Slayer.
Sand it was after II before he went
home, miss. I'D like to know what
kept him so lateP"
swell, pa, you looked SO angrily at
me when you came in and saw him that
l guess he thought I needed a protector,
and SO he stayed until he thought you
were asleep.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

"weak and weary describes the condition
of many people debilitated by the warm weather
by disease or overwork. Hoods S~arsaparilla Is
Just the medicine needed to build up and
strengthen the body, purify and quicken the
sluggish blood. and restore the lost appetite.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

WHAT HE NEEDED.-Mr. Wood
ware-.sThat young fellow you have In
your office is the most conceited puppy
1 ever ran across"
Mr.. Queensware-"Yes, l know;
but you must remember he is young yet,
and his character is not yet fully form
edp He has never been tried by fire"
Mr.. Woodware-''Then you'd better
fire him.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27
"A Fair Trial

OF Hoods s~arsaparIila Will convince any rea.
sonabie person that It does possess great me-
dicinai merit. We do not claim that every bot.
tie VIII accomplish a miracle. but we do know
that nearly every bottle, taken according to d.
r~ections, does produce positive benefit.
81 was run down from close application to
work, but was told ! had malaria and was dosed
with ~qulnIne. etc, which was useless. de-
cided to take Hoods Sarsaparilla and am now
feeling strong and cheerful w. B.. BRAMIsH,
2l Spring Street, New York City.
Hood ~SarsapariIa
soldby all druggists. u six fors5. Prepared only
by G. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

UNCLE RAsTUs TwfNs.-Twin boys
having been born in Uncle Rastus house,
the serious question rose what names
should be given them. A counsel was
called.
"Dar's one thing" said Aunt Lizzie,
''dat's got ter be tended to. Dem boys
mus hab d,ffrrnt initials, lessen DER
handkerchiefs gets mixed up"
Oats So" said Uncle Rastls, re-
1ectively.
Then, after a pause, he added, well,
I'll tell ye. Well call them Edward
an 'Ugene."
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

SHE SUCCEEDED Too WELL. "Nel-
lie" said the mother to her four year.
old one, who was sitting quietly in a
distant corner of the room, "what are
you doing?"
drawing a picture on my slate" re-
piled Nellie.
ga picture?" rejoined the mother,
glancing over her shoulder Eyes, and
a pretty one. What is it?"
cts my kitty" said Nelly"
"But it looks more like a tree"
"Yes, I made it so that my left hand
wouldn't know what my right hand
done. And I guess it don't, do you?'
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

THE ONLY SAFE PLAN.--Mrs. De
Pencil-"How does it happen you are
never accused of misrepresenting emil
nent men in your reports OF speeches
and interviewer"
Mr.. De Pencil ian experienced re-
porterj-"I don't print what they say,
but what they ought to say"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

Savings banks were established In
France In 1884, but although these
institutions grew yearly in popular
favor, 1t was not until the end Of 1845
that the amount OF deposits reached
even 393, 0e0. 000f, and the number Of
depositors 6s4, 900. At the end Of 1882
the depositors aggregated 1,746. 000,-
0G0f., and at the same period I'll, $50
persons had to their credit 48, 823, 457f.
in the Post Office Savings Bank, which
MAS established by law SO recently as
April 8, 1881. The study Of the Stats
tics IN detail OF the French savings
banks unfold not a few instructive les
sons In social and political sciences.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

The lustre of morocco is restored by
vanishing it with the white of an egg.
Apply with a sponge.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

|. DON'T you tcdnt to saue money, clothes, time,
labor, fuel, and healthf All these can be saved
II you will try DObbins' Electric Soap. We say
stry," knowing II you try 1t once, you win
always use 1t. Have your grocer order.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

Netting Curea Dropsy, Gravel, Briyhrs, Hear,
Diabsies, Urinary, Liver Diseases. Nervousness
&C, IKE CANINE Kidney cure: omce, ~ sAroi
Curesthe worst cases Cure Z iarIutesL Try L.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

A THIEF's IGNORANCE OF BRIC-A-
BRAc.-A curious theft recently oecur-
red at Prague. A burglar having gain
ed access to the cabinet of a well-known
collector, broke open a small but richly
ly-chased steel coffre fort of antique
workmanship, and, having taken out its
contents (about $50 in Austrian
currency obliging left the casket, the
worth Of which, a. a moderate compu-
tation, is said to be $l250!
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

The Frazer Axle Grease Is better and
cheaper thar any other, at double the price.
Ask your dealer for IL, and take no other.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

THEORY AND PRACTICAL recent
ly graduated Vassar girl having written
o book on IA Maiden's Duties, a Tar
Western critic wants to wager Large
money! that the author will swing in
the hammock, reading Amelia Rives'
latest, while SINAI darns her stockings
and irons her handsome Summer gowns.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

Marble should always be washed with
ammonia and water rather than with
soap and water.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

He KNEW THAT BEFORE. Well,
my dear, what did the magnetic physi-
clan say to yotf
Wife-He says l am a sick woman,
and that my nervous system is not In
equilibrium. He says l am too posi-
tive.
Husband-Humphl I could have
told you that and saved a couple OF dol
lars.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

A notable invention Is q self-register.
ing ships compass, 90 contrived as To
keep a continuous record of the ste
course OF the vessel the length OF time
during which she has remained on each
course, and changes in the course. and
the exact time OF every change. The
record is automatically traced on paper.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

oregon, tho Of FArmers.
Mild, eQuable climate,c cert in and abundant cropl
Best fruit. grain. grass aud stock country In tho world
Full information frea Address the Oregon Immt
grafton Board, Portland, Oregon.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

In the Farce Islands there is a super
stition that seals cast. off their skins
every ninth month and assume the hui
mar shape.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

Miraculous powers are supposed to be
possessed by the seventh daughter, but,
as usual in the case of women, it has an
occult power.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

EITSs All Fits stopped rree by Or. Kline's Grest
Nerve Restorer. No Fits afcer nrst days use. Mar
Vicious cures. Treatise and 81 O0 trial bottle free TO
FIJI cases. Send TO Dr.. Kline. 1871 Arch 81. PhlA Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

Ptolemy's Menuthias is regarded bv
n. A. Chandelier, after an examin..
tion of the maps OF the Middle Ace
as Identical with Madagascar, and he
believes that the island was known ~
the Greek and Arab geographsrs lonc
before Its discovery By tho Portr--c
IN 1b0Q
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

nj thought probable. says the Esgi-
nser. that the Government Of Victoria
will repeat the offer of a high premium
for q combined reaper and thrashing
machine suited to Australian require
ment&.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

An INNINa.-Mrs. Minkum-"How
tired and worried You look Mrs. VIM
Kumln
Mrs. winkum (wearily)-"Yes; it's
the girls day in"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

CRUMBS OF CoMFoRT.-First Dame
What does the doctor say ails y'r hus-
bandp =,
Second Dame (sadly)-Bright's di'
ssase.
swell, dearie, don't be so down
hearted. Poor, afflicted John Bright
lived to a good old age in spite OF his
disease.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

WHAT il 1 were one of those hus-
bands, my dear, who 6 t up cross in
the morning. and bang things about,
and scold like anything just because the
coffee is coldP"
John" responded the wife, 81
would make it hot for you."
John is still wondering whether she
meant him or the coffee.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

A good furniture varnish is made of
two ounces white wax, n gill of oil of
turpentine.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27
Dyspepsia,

SICK HEADACHr, FOUL STOMACH,
BILIOUSN Ess, will be- avoided. and the
food hat 10 eaten contriDats its no urishin;
properties for the support of the natural
waste OF the boty. Sol ID BIZ ALL DRUG.
lists. Prioe goo per bog, or will be ssni
by msiI, on receipt OF pIice, 8 boxes for ons
Dollar. RADwAY s co, SO Warren ST I
New York.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

When peellng onions keep your
mouth closed and you won't have to cry.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

GooDrELLow's MISTAKE. First
Clubman-ssHow does 1T happen that
G~oodfellow has such hard time getting
into society,""
Second Clubman-"Society found out
that he wanted to get ip." Q EOS q
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

Don't hawk, and blow, aud spit, but US DR..
6age's Catarrh Remedy. OF druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27
We recommend 'Tansilr's Punch" Cigar.

Industry needs not wish, and he that
lives upon hope will die fasting.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

KNEW THE FAcTs.-First little boy
Papa was readin' somdn' about Mind
Rea} HDdshop bein' killed, but /
couiS make out how 1t was"
httis boy lsolemnly)-"He
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

For large raspberries or blackberries
head back severely, cutting out super
fuous canes and mulch.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

Salt pork sprinkled with red p PIPER is
excellent for sore throat.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

Sand paper applied to the yellow keys
of the piano will restore the color.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

COLD WATER.-Water from some
wells is too cool to be given to animals.
Especially in very warm weather it is
judicious to draw the water long
enough In advance to allow its chill to
be removed before the animals drink it,
especially if they are fatigued. A
handful Of fine corr meal stirred int0a
bucketful Of water will be acceptable,
and prevent injury by excessive drink
ing of cold water.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

A POINT FOR BEE-KEEPERs.-Here
is the substance of a bit of dauber
literature in "Gleanings in Bee Gull
tuie'' by Professor Cook, of the Aiichi-
gan Agricultural College: A mud
dauber is an economic creature. When
it gets a cell ready to be sealed Up, it
finds y spider, paralyzes it, puts 1t in
the newly constructed cell, inserts a
dauber egg in the SPIDERS plump body,
and seals tile house up. The egg
matches and the thing Of life goes to
work and slowly eats up the spider. As
it eats it grows, and as it grows it eats
more spider, and finally energies from
its cell a regular mud dauber.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

quent bathing for the farmer and his
hands, we would also provide bathing
facilities for the domestic animals.
Fortunate is the farmer whose land
borders upon a lake or stream Of suffi-
cient depth to allow the horses, cows,
ETC., a frequent bath. Not only will
the animals enjoy it, but the boys will
find 1t more fun than work. Often q
small stream may be SO damned as to
retain the water and form a suitable
bathing place. Do not allow the ami
mails to drink from such artificial bath
ing pools, especially il the bottom is
muddv
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-07-27

A MICHIGAN cattle-breeder says he
has settled one question quite firmly
with his herdsmen, and that is that
dumb brutes must be treated with uni
form kindness. In illustration of lis
practical value he relates that some
cattle he bought in Kentucky last Fail
were wild as deer; if any one went into
the barn where they were, they would
spring up, try to get away, and make
themselves generally ~disagreeable. He
has them now so that they are quiet
and docile as lambs-a result lob
tanned by good feeding and uniform
kindness"
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1889-05-16
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