The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-10
BRIGHT BITS

The dinnerlast evening was wretcbed, Katie
was positively ashamed of it,"
m, the police nan on this beat, who
never complained before, said the same thing
Ft{egende Batter.
MR YouxG-Peter. did the gentlemen drink
al the wine at dinner last night:
Peter-Yes sir; an X il hadn't been for my
foret' ought when de dinner beginnsd, l wouldn't
mad noho myself Tune.
WIGGIxs--If you re out of WORK, Jack, why
dos't You try TO get on jury?
JACK Borrowit-Can t. read the papers
every day. looking for job; aud what lawyer
would accept man of tina, kind:-Judge
FRoM TBEIR SrASDPorsr.-AIr Devon Wildly
shire What's all t1is dayvlish fuss about, dean
beyg
Sir. Sevenache Hawthorue-I believe these
American fe lahs are can9alLinZ some old fos-
Sill that invented pie or something. Judge.
A SELF EVIDENT PRcPosiTIoS. - Beggar
Please give me a dime Do nos judge me by
present appearances, but remember ! once did
BUSINESS with jay Gould?
CitiIen--I believe you, my nan, believe you.
Here dollar. - The Epoch.
A FRAUD. First Boy-Baruum has secured
wonderful freak
Second Boy What Is it?
1t Is man who can address Sunday school
without beginning mis- speech, When l was a
little boy "
II don't believe there IS any such man He is
fraud. "-TerGs Settings.
PAssENGER-How many timss a day do you
stop r refres meats 0 tails road?
Conduct jr-Six times
Why, that's a good many, isn't it?''
Perhaps 50; but, you see, number of the
directors oi tie road are interested in a com
pany tEat manufactures patent medicine for
dyspepsia. - YOIsksrs Statesman.
FiGgREs Don't LrE.-Flap-rm in love, and
the only disaSr9 eaol9 thing about it is that the
girl l. older than l.
Jack--IIow CID are you nows
Tn Gig Ateen
And the lady is whats
TWENTY-FIVE.
well, make your mind easy. Bv the time
you are 81 she'll be only 20 - YANKEE Blade
GREAT on EcovoMv. Young wife. affection.
ately-We can live econo iiclly. knog To
be giu, You ca Stop nokl p, resign from the
club, give no more wine suppers, and never,
Youn; husband, faintly-Cer.aoly to be
sure. In fact, OF course. And what will you do
dear?
YOUNG wife. triumphantly-I? On. I'll
mend all my gloves m yself philadelphia IN
Qutrer
A Sort JoB-Dr. Squills-Youl look like a man
That IS suffering from overwork. What have
you been ingf
80. ~ wes in Washington two months trying to
Your troIols is overwork That Is all
that s.S- ais you Did you get what you wanted?"
You don't need any medicine. I couldn't
recomm md anything better for IN overworked
man than government Office. Chicago
Tribune.
SOME OF TIE AGES OF MAN-Old Honeboy-
There, there, my love. we shall not quarrel
You and Nellie 90 ahead 10 the opera aud ex-
cuse me tonight; l an sucl foolish old home
boAy. but somehow l cannot enjoy anything
half So much Of late years as stopping quietly
rlgat in ne hou e nights. ! dare say il is the
lean and sl!pper'd pantaloon' age creeping over
ne. snail wait up or you, however.
Old Home5oy (once more. but half an hour
laterl-Ho-hol boys, SO glad you came so
promptly. Di you feJch tie bones, Jerry?
Good, lad! Just scoop the traps off that round
table and DRAG up the chairs Way, ! actually
feel like school boy D vide up those chips
a I'd select banker, while away to the cellar
TO look for labeled cobwebS.-T9e Epoch