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St. Paul daily globe., 1889-07-16
Effect of q
a MillMard Edwards
Thomas
Concert.


tells story upon a
Thomas certain gentleman in
the city, but will not
Concert. give his name, says a
Chicago paper. He
says the party will in all probability be
obliged to call upon the watcbman OF
the Exposition building and his dog to
square himself. The story proves at
least that the dog is most excellent
assistant to his master. 1t seems the
two were making one of their nightly
tours of the building few nights ago,
after the close of Thomas concert,
when the dog quit the heels of his mas
ter and went off on trip by himself.
Presently his master heard a furious
barking off in distant corner. Think
ing it might be a rat or stray cat, the
watchman called to his dog, but the
canine had evidently treed game,
for he would not come. Following the
sound of the barking, the Watchman
CROPPED his way to the spOt,and throwing
the light of his BULBS eye around he
soon located the object of the dog ex-
citement. 1t was man, evidently fast
asleep in one of the seats. The watch
man in some trepidation went slowly
up and gave the party vigorous shake:
The speaker started up in alarm and
stared wildly about. Where am l?'
he exclaimed. "In the exposition build
ing" returned the watchman. ''Oh,
yes. l remember now. l came to the
concert and must have fallen asleep.
Say. what time is it?'' he. asked sud-
denly. ''Half-past g." said the guardian.
''Heavens!'' exclaimed the other, show
will ever square this with my wife?
I've told her every story but this, and
she has believed them all; but this, the
only real true excuse | have ever had,
will be too much for her. know it
will -
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ONLY One Bond Offering.

WASHINGTON, D. c.. July 15.-The
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-07-16
NAKED AND INSANE.
A Wild Man Captured on tn
Grow Creek Reservation.

Special to the Globe.
CHAMBERLAIN, S. D., July ia
wild man was cuptured to-day on the
Crow Creek reservation. He had evil
IDENTIFY been wandering about for days,
and was almost naked. When discov-
cred he was eating old bunes that he
had found on the prairie. HE'S insane,
and cannot tell what his name is or
whence he came. An effort is being
made to discover his identity.
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-07-16

only bond offering at the treasury to-
day was $3.50 registered AIS at
81 O6L
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-07-16

THE czar took note, the other day, of
a female seminary that had existed for
years in a town in one of the Baltic
provinces, that had for its main object
instruction in the German language.
The czar did not try to argue the case
with the ladies in either German or
Russian. He said, "Shut up," and the
institution no longer exists. The Incl
dent shows that the relations of the two
countries are not of the most affection
ate character
St. Paul daily globe., 1889-07-16

A VoLAPUK convention was among
the international gatherings held at
Paris recently. The progress is not
reported specially encouraging In secur-
ing favor for the use of a common lam
guage. There was probably some fitting
occasion for the variety of speech in the
programme of nations, and there is no
disposition anywhere seen to abandon
the language that has been ages in
growth for a device of lingual cranks.
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THE DAILY GLOBE

PUB LISHED E V Err Y IA
AT THE GLOBE BUILDING,
COR, FOURTH AND CEDAR STREETS
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Mrs. .RobertL.S Stuart,
says a New York pa
per, is the widow of a
very rich man, who left
his entire wealth-some
S10 O00 0O0-to her and
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Tribune.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

my supper with tho old sergeant and TIA,
boy, and then, In the moonlight, on that
Memorial Day, he and I sitting a1one,
enjoying our pipes. Old Color Sergeant Sam
told me Lis story: &
When We left the service, Colousi, 4
having neither kith nor kin, came out here.
with Leftenant Foster, he needed mo to
help hold him up in one way, and surely
needsd him 10 holdm of from some Of my
ways
"Well. he'd been married, as you may re-
member, on his leave OF absence abont .
year before we left. SO we both went to
work to tx up this place for the wife and
little one. and worked square and honest.
though still took my grog mighty regular,
and was mighty fond OF it, too
when we got all things hero ready for
| inspection aud review, then tho Leftenant
he starts down to st. Louis to get his
back pay and fra fettlements and to bring
the wife and baby home. He had some
money of mine, and before he started he
gave It to me, and all that money and most
of my time I spent at that tavern you see
over there.
"You know whas On, Colonel, when Pm
on the loose, and 1guess got that time
worse than ever, having no commanding
officer whatever, and kept it up, day and
night, until was crazy as boss in . barn
fire.
IL didn't have any idea just when tho
Leftenant was coming home and so one
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23
OVER THE PRESENTS.
Remarks Overheard After the Departu
of tho Xedi1ns. lsnoafs.

Remarks Overheard After the Departure
Of tho Wedding Guests.
aren't those spoons lovely?'
Perfectly exquisite"'
And do see this case of cups and sau.
cers-real Dresden!'
"How perfectly beautiful! Who gave
them?"
1.-The DeCourcys."
''They always give such elegant
things. DO see these bronzes!''
Beautiful. beautiful. What name:
on the card?'
Claude St. George"
''How lovely of him."
Wasn't it, though? And do see this
painting!'
Did you ever see any thing more
perfectly charming? Who is it from?'
The Percys."
''How gerry nice of them!''
"Oh, oh, oh, OH Do, do see thi.
case of solid silver"
"O-o-o-o-h!"
"Lovely!"
IefJeCt-ty Dedulll I'll:
And soliN, too"
"Who sent them?''
1.-The DE Smythes."
''How handsome of themr'
Il ,0omder who sent the plated set!"
II can't endure plated things!'
"Nor but 10 see this cut glass;"
"ls;,t it lovcly2'
''Isn't it, thought
"Indeed it u.s.
"Exquisite!'
And so on ad infinitum. Ere
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Safe and Sound;

The word ''safe" is from the Latin .salu
are, to save, preserve. Safe indicates
freedom from harm or danger; sound. d =.
scathed, unchanged, secure, whole, as safe
from disease. tF$;E5-st,t. a. : !, : $50
It is likewise regarded as conferrinp
safety, to be relied upon. Its synonvme
are secure, unendangered, sure. s.Salu.
tary'' is from the same root, mean;no
health, safety. The term is defined bv
photographers as wholesome, healthfni.
promoting health; contributing to soms
beneficial purpose; salubrious, useful. ad.
vantageous, profitable, favorableness tothe
preservation Of health and prosperity,
How fitting the word, as applied to War.
ner's Safe Remedies, which meet everv ~.
qairement OF both mareria medica and
etymology.
Their use protects from disease, and IN Z
safeguard to the entire race. u
+, Warmers Safe Cure has been extensively
used In this and every other civilized
country, and is recognized as the most
benehclal remedy known to man. It has
long been recognized (though not publicity
by tho medical profession as the most vain.
able compound for the general restora.
ton OF the human system, by putting the
kidneys in healthy condition, as when
these great organs are restored to a healthy
action then the poisonous waste matter is
expelled by the only blood-purifying organ,
Of the system.
Few are aware that the kidneys are The
only organs that can purify the blood.
Fancy the danger Of poisoned blood con
tinually coursing through the body-65 gal
Ions Of blood per hour, or 4S barrels pei
day, pass through the kidneys, yet the un
suspecting regard them as of little i'm
portance until they are stricken down. Poi
soned blood engenders general debility
pneumonia, lung and bronchial troubles
paralysis, apoplexy, Heart complications
rapidly failing eye-sight, scrofulous ant
cancerous sores, and other serious mala
dies, which might be averted if the kidney.
properly performed their work and ex
PEELED the poisonous, waste matter.
When the medical profession will STRIKE
at the root instead of hewing the branches
then we can hope for happy relief from
many OF the ills of the present day. Wher
diseases are called by their right names, an6
the real causes of death are made known
instead OF death from symptoms of kidne,
disease, it is then that the people will be
come more fully aware of the terrible
fatality of diseases caused by Imperfect
| action of the kidneys.
we nave often used our columns for the
benefit OF our readers to proclaim the merits
OF the great remedy heretofore mentioned
which is daily becoming more popular, anc
we can but repeat the words so often use6
IN their advertisements, which are YER,
simple and very easy, and within the reach
OF all our readers-viz., to ask your frienda
and neighbors about it,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23
The AMERICAN DRUMMER.

A aAoqusnt Newspaper Tribute TO That
q. Prince Of Intinera.ts.
he merchant has his store, the man.
,ifactlrer his shop and the professional
man his Office; when the work Of the
day Y done. they 60 to their homes,
where blue devils are exercised by the
joys OF the tireside, and there is a relax.
alton OF business cares in the pleasure
Of society. But the drummer has the
vide. wide world for his field of action,
ana his energy and nerve for his stocA
In trade. His days are spent in labor
and his nights in toll. He travels while
other men sleep; recollections of home
must be crushed out of him and the ten.
derest part of his nature must be sub.
dued. For who could sell goods when,
IN fond memory, he heard the voices OF
his children mingled with the strife OF
'rade? He must keep his heart locked
tightly while he handles the keys OF
commerce. And yet, he has pleasures,
too. When for time his work is over.
who SO we'll understands the secret OF
''taking mine ease in mine inn" He is
as much at home in a caboose of u
freight train as in a palace Car. When
he enters a train, his familiarity with
his surroundings, is SO apparent that he
might easily be mistaken for the pres
ident of the road. His practical eye at
a glance selects a cosy seat, and he is
ensconced therein and taking his daily
lesson In human nature from his travel
ing companions before they have begun
to be settle. The bell rings, the throt.
tie valve is opened, and the train moves
into the country. Now, VINO can know
the joy he feels as he glories in the
view of the landscape, while the hills
and valleys, the streams and rivers and
the woodlands and meadows in PIANO.
ramic beauty glide away behind him.
Then here's to the drummer, tina,
prince OF itinerants. Speak kind
word for him when you can, and whe,
his last trip is over may he enjoy, in his
old age, the peace and quiet of domestic
life which was denied him in his earlier
manhood and Leather Record.
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PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS,

Me Lord Bareacres-''What would
you be. I'd like to know, if had not
married you.' His American Wife
"About $3.50, 900 better off,
in speaking of rainy days down in
Kentucky they call it bad weather.
Anything is bad down there that has
water in it.-Yonkers Statesman.
An English paper remarks tina,
the American girl is bound to shine.
She certainly is, SO long as the world {
supply of diamonds holds out. Bur
lington Free Press.
-Husband-''A word to the wise is
sufficient, my DEAR" Wife-''I know
it, darling. That's why have to be con.
tinually and everlastingly talking to
you." Washington Critic.
When a cabinet-maker and an un-
dertaker are located side by side. it is
a forcible reminder of the shortness
of the distance from the cradle to the
grave.-Merchant Traveller.
Managing Editor-''Did you pre-.
pare that article on The intellectual
Attainment of the Four Hundred?'"
Reporter-''Yes, sir" Managing Edi.
tor-"About how much space will ii
occupy?" Reporter-''About six lines. -
Burlington Free Press.
ALI cities have a large class who
are incapable of making a living by
honest industry. The advanced way
is to elect these shiftless souls to Office,
then they can live ON the salary. and
relieve the charity funds from frequent
debts.-IowaS State Register.
-1rate Father-''Young man, am
amazed, astounded, sir, that you should
seek to marry my daughter on 50 short
an acquaintance. You are almost 9
stranger to her." The young man
''Well, she don't take any more chances
than l do. She's almost a stranger to
me, too."-Philadelphia Record.
Mr.. Henpeck (meaningly)-"Ella
Wheeler Wilcox says all girls should
be sunny" Mrs. Henpeck - Huh!
Most girls are sunny. It's after they
become women and begin living with q
husband that all the sunshine goes Out
of their life." Mr.. Henpeck subsidies.
IN. Y. Weekly.
Among the replies to an ADVERTISE
ment of a musical committee for q
candidate as organist, music teacher,
etc., was the following: "Gentleman-
I noticed your advertisement for an
organist and music teacher, either lady
or gentleman. Having been both fol-
several years, l offer you my services u
The Electrotyper.
Miss Beacon Hill. 81 can moi
marry you, Mr.. Brighton. Our fami.
lies are not sufficiently equal. Mine
were among the first settlers in, Ameri.
ca" Mr.. Brighton" No one has bet
ter reason to appreciate that fact than
I have, Miss Beacon Hill. One of my
ancestors was the English sheriff. who
superintendent your familv's emberka,
ton. Chicago Journal.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23
FARM AND FlREslDE.

B Fresh milk boiled with cut sugar
will so0the 2 cough when other things
Every dead limb on tree should
be cut away. not only for the appear
ance Of the tree, but to avoid the in
tcumbrance.
US Il make glue that: is very good BY
dissolving the gum to be found on
cherry trees in water. Keep water on
it oil the time, and it is always ready
for use. -- - - ~
For seed potatoes for next year Sc
lcct those which are we'll matured,
clear. of disease. j, fair size,. even and
smooth. carefully handle them and
store them separately from the crop.
Cut q fig once or twice in two, put
it in ! cup. pour boiling water. on it,
let it stand till cool. not cold; then
battle tho eye with the water quite fire.
quently. 1t Is sure cure for stye on
the eye.
Sir j. B. Lawes gives as the results
Of his very careful experiments that
the pig utilized 20 per cent. of the
dried substance of its food, while the
sheep only utilized l23 per cent. and
cattle only eight per cent.
Peach Pudding: Pear and slice
several peaches into a pudding dish.
cover with sugar, pour over this a cold
boiled custard. cover the top of this
with frosting made from the white of
an egg and one teaspoonful of sugar;
brown in an oven; eat when cold.
Eggs and Asparagus: Boil the
tender parts of asparagus in a little
sailed water; when done drain and
chop fine. Have beaten eggs as re.
quired., Put the asparagus in a sauce
pan in which is melted butter. pour in
the eggs and cook three minutes, STIR
ring to prevent burning.
Trousers that are in constant wear
will invariably "bag'' at the knee,
though a little intelligent care will
ameliorate the difficulty, and where
there are several pairs to wear, turn
and turn about, it may be entirely OBJ
viated till the cloth is considerably
worn and has lost its frmness.
There is nothing a laying hen likes
better than a variety. not only in her
soft food, but in her grain. With bran
for the bulk Of their morning food. add
one day ground oats, another ground
wheat, with always meat and vegeta-
bles, If available. and the table scraps.
Wheat, oats and barley form a regular
grain diet, but corn, buckwheat and
grass seeds make fine relishcs.
Potato Pudding: Boil four large
potatoes and press them through a
sieve; stir into them powdered sugar to
taste, and the yelks Of two or three
eggs; add few drops Of essence of
lemon, then the whites of the eggs
whisked to a stiff froth; mix quickly
and we'll, pour into plain mould,
buttered and predetermined. Bake
twenty minutes in q quick oven.-Or-
ange Judd Farmer.
Poor crops of almost any thing else
may be laid off upon the season or
some other excuse; but u poor corn
crop means poverty of soil and poor
cultivation, or both combined. Land
can not be too rich for corn, as it may
for almost any other grain, it can not
be too thoroughly titled. Knowing this
the poor corn crop is all through the
season a standing reproach to the care
less, shiftless farmer. Sometimes the
carelessness begins even with the seed.
If that is poor nothing after can be
done to remedy the defect.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23
A Dangerous Letllargv.

The forerunner of q train of evils, which
too often culminate fatally, is inactivity or
lethargy OF the kidneys. Not only is Brjghts
dangerous integral disease of the organs
themselves to he unprecedented, butdropsical
duTusions from the blood, rheumatism and
govt, are all traceable to the non-remova
from the blood by the kidneys of certain i'm.
purities. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters dep.
urates the blood, renders the kidneys
active and prevents their disease.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23
SERGEANT SANS STORY.
How He Was Saved by a wom-
ans Love and Devotion.
Written for This Paper,1

ALT! Front! Right
Dress! Salute!" and
the click of heels
follow ed as I
looked up. The
man I knew at
once, but who was
the boy? In line
they Stood. inn
movable as craven
images, with right
hands, palm out
ward, at the visors
of their forage
caps. =.
why, SAM"
Colonel! shake!
IT, f1Oea mo as muOh
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23
AS A MOTHER WOULD A CHILD.

any thing, and there amt no squealing
when he gets licked I'm first sergeant over
that boy, I am, and known him all
through. :" ------. ---..... ~--,~-
1had promised to 60 to supper with Sam,
and a. he approached his home, which he
pointed out in advance, 1 noticed tavern
near by; this gave me the chance to ask a
question:
ter. mass 81 Sss sn sss1 !; h''dan'r
mo, sir! There's just where You don't
hit it. There has not been drop Of that 60
into my mouth since the day I promised
her"
& It was . neat house. with . good, old col
pred servant was taken 10 and ] enjoyed
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

AN expedition lately started from Evans
VILE, Ind, to explore Central America The
company is equipped with photographers
and naturalists' supplies, and takes along
several newspaper men to write up the
country
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

WHY don't you try Carter's Little Liver
Pillsl They are a positive cure for sick
headache, and oil the ills produced by dis
ordered liver. Only one pill dose.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

bins Electric Soap has been for "a wears to
make this soap of such superior quality that
it will give universal satisfaction. Have they
succeeded Ask your grocer for it. Take
no other.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

EDWARD BULwER DICKENS. the voun oest
son Of Charles Dickens, represents a 6ro.
lection district in the Parliament of New
South Wales.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

this year. They will be laced with inch.
wide silk ribbons, with monograms worked
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23
WHAT'S sweeter than roses
That bloom in the beauty of June7
Or the stately and fragrant lilies
Wh Sc bells ring summer tuner
An. sweeter the roses blowing

UT CHe CHECKS OF those we love,
An the lily Of health that's glowing
The cheeks red rose above.
But how soon the lily and the rose wither
in the faces of our American women. Whv
IS 1t! Simply because so many of them are
victims of weaknesses, irregularities and
functional engagements Incidental to the
sex: If they would use DIR. Pierce's Favor.
tie Prescription all these beauty and health
destroying ailments might be warded off,
and we would hear less about women t'grow.
| ing old before their time"
10 regulate the stomach, liver and bow
els, DR.. Piercc's Pellets excel. One dose
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

The costliest stable in the world has been
built in Syracuse, N. Y, by d. E Grouse,
the millionaire horseman. When COMPLETE
1t will represent an outlay Of $5OO,OOO
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

The Chicago clearing house has decided
that hereafter gold coins should be received
at the banks only at their actual value as
shown by weight.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

TIE average life expectancy in the United
States is now fifty-five years, and the death
rate is the lowest in the world, notwith-
standing the fact that there is one physician
to every six hundred inhabitants
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

NEVER fail to cure sick headache, often
the very first dose. This is what is said by
all who try Carter's Little Liver Pills.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

LADIES who possess the finest complex
ions are patrons Of Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, SOC,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

THERE is good reason to believe that Sun
day inspections and dress parades in the
army will soon be abolished by Presidential
order.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

IT is reported that an English syndicate
has subscribed 81, $50. 900 for the completion
Of the tunnel under North river at New
York, work on which ceased some time ago.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

MORE than 100000 acres of land in
washington Territory, or nearly one-haS5
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23

IN consequence of the ever-increasing
military burdens, the number of emigrants
from Italy, last season, was nearly 100000.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1889-05-23
MEMORIAL DAY.

For the comrades who once were brave for the
fray,
Who once would have led in the ficrcest charge,
With hearts that wore true and with hopes that
were large: q :ass 3
But they rest from strife, i - III
They lave given sthe,r lfa,ss. x ~ gs.r
And the Nation to-day will march to their
waves,
At Gods commands:
AS the cloud pillows march, in silence grand.
So the graves to-day through tho breadth OF
the land,
AS In by-gonc years,
Shah be rich with showers :. !
OF the Nations tears -
And the Nations flowers.
Comrades! soon our forms must slumbcr
Underneath tho sod, {
For our souls are swiftly marching
TO the bivouac Of God,
But the day shall st IL be houored
At its worth.
BY the s"ldiers' sens and daughters
Through the earth.
They shall carry dropping banners,
They shall march in silence oil
With no bugle call,
While the drum corps
Ger and DER
As before,
Beats the dead.march up and down,
Through the streets Of every town -. 49,
For this day Is set apart
by the grateful Nations heart
Rev. Chavles S. Newhall, in Chicago Advance.