davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1889-08-22
Deserters.

Marshal Tom Delany had quite tus-
sle with the two deserters from the Al
batross who he arrested the other day.
One of them was over six feet tall, and,
when accosted by the marshal, he was
perfectly willing to go with him. When
he reached the launch he changed his
mind and threatened to throw the mar
shal overheard. Tom, however, got a
grip ON the fellows throat, and he
begged for mercy. There were twenty
dollars reward offered in each case, and
Tom is just that much richer by the
visit of the Albatross.
, 1889-08-22
\ Typical English Report.

If 1 were asked for an epitome Of
American life l should point to Broad
way tram car. 1t dashCs along, Jug
gernaut of illegality. The road WAS built
through bribery and corruption. 1t is
owned, not by New Workers, but by Phil
adelphia shareholders. The car is over
crowded, to tie Inconvenience and an
noyance of every passenger. On the
front platform, in open violation of the
regulations of the company, is 4 mob of
smokers. On the back platform, also in
violation of the regulations, is a mob of
pickpockets. The driver is disregarding
a city ordinance by the speed at which
he drives, and there Is no trip without
its accident. Corrupt, uncomfortable,
but fast-that is the Broadway tram car,
and it is, | regret to say, in these respects
characteristic of the great country which
permits it to exist.-London Times
, 1889-08-22

By order of Republican Central Com
mittee Of Jefferson County.
J.J. CALHOUN,
Chairman.
j. LAUBACI, Secretary.
Judges. inspectors and clerk for pre-
cincts:
PORT TOWNSEND.
Judges--Oliver Wood, E. Rose.
Inspector-F. w. Hastings.
Clerk-Robt. Biles.
LUDLOW.
Judges-J. Keefe, P. TenDy.
Inspector-A. Baker.
Clerk-L. Poole.
CENTRAL.
Judges-John Hamilton, A. johnson.
Inspector-G. W. Blake.
Clerk-E. synod.
CHIMACUM.
Judges-R. s. Robinson, John IL.
Woodley.
Inspector-Wm. Bishop, Sr.
CIerk-Wm. Bishop, Jr.
LELAND.
Judges-John Ryan, ID. Andrews.
Espector-Joseph Smith.
Clerk-R. E. Ryan.
DISCOVERY.
Judge-Juhn McPbee.
Inspector-Mr. Tole.
CIerk-Pat Walsh.
uADLooK.
Judges. Hadlock.
Inspector-Capt. Gray.
Clerk-Mr. Brown.
IKoNDALE.
Judge-Mr. Lee.
Inspector-A. 8. Leland.
Clerk. Frazier.
QUILICENE.
Judge-J. ". McClinton.
Inspector-M. F. Hamilton.
CIerk-Thos. Plarec.
BRENNAN.
Judge-J. McComber.
Inspector-Silas MARBLE.
Clerk-Sam Clements.
, 1889-08-22
Schooner Burned.

Captain Lehman, OF the yacht Prospect,
reports that the schooner Carrie Hay
den, with a cargo of lime, caught fire
yesterday by the water getting in and
Stacking the lime, when about three
miles this side OF San Juan pass. The
captain beached the schooner and at
tempted to save her, but his efforts were
fruitless and che is total loss.
, 1889-08-22

The story comes from Washington that
the other day gentleman called upon
Chief Justice Fuller and was shown into
the parlor. Very soon one of his daugh-
Gers, Pauline by name, young lady in
her early teens, came III to explain that
there had been q mistake by the servant.
"My papa" said she, ''Eas gone on an
errand for me, and 1 am expecting him
back very soon. You might wait for
him if you wish Fancy The chief jus
tice of the United States running errands
for a parcel of girls!-ChicaGo Herald.
, 1889-08-22

Ii. F. Bsecher has nut resigned The
captaiDcy of bis steamer, the Libby" as
stated in the evening paper. He has
gone to San Francisco on business.
Through the skill OF Capt. Carroll and
the powerful engines OF the steamer
Corona, the Umatilla is once more afleat
, 1889-08-22
CONsUMPTION CuREn.

An old physician, retired from practice hav
rs mad placed in his hands by an East Indi
miseionary the formula of a simple vegetabi
nslssdY lot the speedy and per manent cure o
CSasumption, Bronchitis, Gaia rrh. Asthma an
~ ,hroAt and Lung Affections, also q positlV
Sna rAolchi cure Tor Nervous Debility ard al
NeIsons Compla'nis, after having tested il
SohecIiu! curative powers in thousands of case
- Ieit u his duty 10 make it known to his suf
ssoiins teilows, Actnated by this motive and a
Ss.Ie 10 reh We human suffering, | will send free
~ eni.rse, 10 sll who desire in, this recipe in
Sotm An, French o. English. with full directions
~. ptep lrlnS ahi using. Sent by mail by ad-
SSfossins WITH stamp. naming this paker w
MOVES iis PoTer's Block, Rochester. y. Y.
deC27WeoW
, 1889-08-22
The Tide Lands.

The following telegram was received
from Delegate Weir last night:
DAILY ARGUS
Tide land question left to legislature
with permission to protect rights.
Signed, WEIR
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-04-27
Honolulu Library
Reading Room Association.
Cor. Hotel 4 AIakea Streets.
Open every Day and Evening.

The Library consists at the present
time of over Five Thousand Volumes.
The Reading Room is supplied with
about fifty of the leading newspapers
and periodicals..
A Parlor is provided for conversation
and games.
Terms of membership, fifty cents
month, payable quarterly in advance.
No formality required in joining except
signing the roll.
Strangers from foreign countries and
visitors from the other islands are well
come to the rooms at all times as guests.
This Association having no regular
means of support except the dues of
members, it Is expected that residents
of Honolulu who desire to avail them
selves OF its privileges, and all who feel
an interest in maintaining an institution
of this kind, will put down their names
and become regular contributors.
A. j. CARTWRIGHT, Pres,
M. M. SCOTT, Vice-President.
IL. A. PARMELEE, Secretary,
A. l.. SMITH, Treasurer,
@. Il. RODGERS, MID,
Chairman Hall and Library Committee.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-04-27
Accountants Il Collectors
FOR THE
Hawaiian Bell Telephone Co.
Manager Of Advertising Department
FOR THE
"Nupepa Kuokoa."
PARTMENTS of BUSINESS:

Collections will receive special atten-
ton and returns promptly made.
Real Estate bought, sold and leased.
Taxes Paid and property safely insured:
Houses, Cottages, Rooms and offices,
leased and rented, and rents collected.
Fire and Life Insurance effected in first
class Insurance Companies
Convoyancng Specially - Records
searched and correct Abstracts of Title
furnished
Legal Documents and Papers of every
description carefully drawn and hand.
somely engrossed
Copying and TransIating in all languages
in general use in this Kingdom.
Custom House Business transacted with
accuracy and dispatch.
Loans negotiated at favorable rates.
Gold, Silver and Certificates bought and
sold.
Advertisements and Subscriptions soil
cited for publishers.
Skilled and Unskiled Labor furnished.
Amy Article purchased or sold.
Inter. Island Orders will receive parti-
cular attention.
To Let, Furnished and unfinished Cot
tages in desirable localities at reasona BILE
rentals.
Several Valuable Properties in and
around the city now for sale and lease
on easy terms
BSyHAll business entrusted to our care
will receive prompt and faithful atten-
tion at moderate charges Feb-4'S9
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-04-27
Anderson & Lundy,
Dentists.

Artificial Teeth from one to an entire
set inserted on gold, silver, aluminium
and rubber bases. Crown and Bridge
Work specially. To persons wearing
rubber plates which are constant
source of irritation to the mouth and
throat, we would recommend our Pro
phylactic Metal Plate. All operations
performed in accordance with the latest
improvements in dental science. Teeth
Extracted without pain by the use of
Nitrous Oxide Gas.
as Office at Old Tregloan Residence,
Hotel street, Feb-20-S9
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-04-27
Whale Boats.

IN answer to several enquiries con-
Il corning Whale Boat Frames, we
have now in course of construction,
Whale Boat Frames "a feet by 32 feet
long. These frames are bent in one
piece of oak, and held to shape, thus
requiring little tact to set them up and
build. The full frame for such boats,
including cants, 45 sections in number,
is sold at $2S; with large stems on keel,
and ready to plank $40. They are not
intended to be clinker built, nor as the
frail imported whale boats proper, but
are intended for rough use and durabi-
lily, yet light withal, for fishing and
trading purposes. We have exported
these frames and intend dong so, and
make this offer to amateurs and others
DESTROYS of trying their hand, with
plenty of leisure and small cash to make
a business. VIII bend frames to any
given model from to 90 tons. Also on
hand for sale Surf and Pleasure Boats,
Stems, Knees and Timbers. Mutual
Telephone No 1926.
DOVER 81 SON.
76 If Boat Builders.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-04-27
LADIES NURSE.

MFRS. STEVENSON, accoucheuse
WI and ladies' nurse, Testimonials
of % years experience at Queen Char
lotte Lying-in- Hospital, London. Other
islands not objected to, Residence,
"Jordan House." School street. p. O.
Box 475; Mutual Tele. 37a, 176 3m*
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-04-27

geyAll business entrusted to our care
will receive prompt and faithful atten-
tion at moderate charges Feb-4.S9
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1889-04-27
LADIES' NURSE.

MFRS. MONROE, ladies' nurse, has
IV1 removed to No. B, Kukui lane.
Feb-14-S9
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31
How a Man Kills Time.

A man whose head is bulging with
mathematical problems has figured out
the disposition of every hour of the
daily life of an average man, and tells
just how many hours man of fifty has
devoted to his toilet, meals, or newspa-
per.
"Let us assume" said he, "that the
sleeping hours of the average man will
number eight daily. That is one-third
of his time, SO that in fifty years your
man will have slept, all told, sixteen
years and eight months. The man who
is shaved daily for fifty years probably
had his face scraped not oftener than
three times per week at twenty
years, while during his first eighteen
years q razor never touched his face.
Say that the semi-centenarian has
arranged two shaves a week for fifty
years, and that will give $500 scrapes
in the half-century. At an average of
fifteen minutes per shave the time de-
voted to this one small element of life
will run up to fifty-nine days and nine
hours.
@If man should not shave in fifty
years and then attempt to make up his
proportion all at once he would have to
shave night and day for nearly two
months, The average man who is not
limited to twenty minutes for dressing,
breakfast and catching his train, con-
sumes about thirty minutes in getting
inside his clothing in the morning"
Halt an hour per day for fifty years
would amount to one wear, fifteen days
and five hours, so that if a man should
dress himself at the start in life for
the whole fifty years he would pass two
weeks beyond his first birthday ami
versary, and this means working twenty
four hours per day.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31
TWO FORTUNATE MEN.

Mr. C. A Buckingham Captures a Prize ii
The Louisiana State Lottery.
Chattanooga (Tenn.) Times, Oct. L.
c. A. Buckingham is night clerk of the
United States Express Company in this city,
and sober, industrious young fellow at
that. Last month the clerks in the same
Office made up purse for the purpose OF
buying some tickets in the Louisiana State
Lottery, and asked young Buckingham to
go into the combination, but he refused,
saying that he needed his earnings to care
for his family, a wife and child. the wife
having been sick for some time. Just tefore
the drawing of the 10th of September. how
ever, Buckingham concluded that he would
try his luck. and on the quiet sent 50 and re.
ceived IN return two one-twentieth tickets
One of these was one-twentieth of ticket No,
SO, 159, which drew the third capital prize oi
$4,000. The fortunate man forwarded his
ticket to the Louisiana State Lottery com
pany, and received in return $500 in hard
cash. This is another case of where the
prize fell into excellent hands and where il
will serve the excellent purpose of making
easy, for the time being, at least, the path
of a most deserving young man and his ex.
cellent family.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

throne, on tho banks Of which river the
armies of Heaven may rest, and into
whose clear flood the trees of life dip
their branches.
These instruments of earthly music.
SO easily racked into discord, compared
with the harps that thrill with eternal
raptures. and the trumpets that are SO
musical that they wake the dead. These
streets along which We 60 painting in
summer heat or shivering in winters
cold, and the poor man carries his bur-
den and the vagrant asks for aims, and
along which shuttle the feet of pain and
want and woe, compared with those
streets that sound forever with the feet
of joy and holiness, and those walls
made out of all manner of precious
stones, the light intershot with refec-
tions from jasper and chrysolite and
topaz and sardonyx and beryl and emer-
aid and chrysoprasus.
Oh. the contrast between this world,
where We struggle with temptation that
where it is perfect joy, perfect holiness
and perfect rest! Said little blind
child: Mamma, will l be blind in
Heaveh? "Oh, no, my dear" replied
the mother, You won't be blind in
Heaven" A little lame child said:
Mamma. will 1 be lame in Heaven:"
No." she replied, you won't be lame in
Heaven" Why, when the plainest
Christian pilgrim arrives at the heavenly
gate it opens to him, and as the angels
come down to escort him in, and they
spread the banquet, and they keep festi-
val over the august arrival, and Jesus
comes with a crown and says, Wear
this, and with palm and says, Wave
this" and points to a throne and says:
Mount this" Then the old citizens of
Heaven come around to hear the new
comers recital of deliverance wrought
for him as the newly arrived soul tells
of the grace that saved him, all the IN
habitants shout the praise of the King,
crying, Praise Him! Praise Him.
Quaint John Bunyan caught glimpse
of that consummation when he said:
Just as the gates were opened to let in
the man, 1 looked in after them, and be-
hold the city shone like the sun; the
streets were also paved with gold and
in them walked many men with crowns
on their heads. and golden harps to
sing praises withal. And after that
they shut up the gates, which when l
had seen l wish d myself among them.'
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31
Going to Take the Elixir.

He was driving an old gray mare t.
q blackboard, says the New York Sun
and in voice high-pitched and cracked
he offered to give me lift into Rhine
beck. After we had logged along fol
a quarter of mile he suddenly in
quired:
What's this ere thing in the papers
about elixir9'
Il know nothing except what I have
read"
"They say it sots an old man back
thirty years with one dose"
"Yes, they tell wonderful Stories
Il amt much given to sich yarns" he
continued, as his bowback bumped
over little more, and his chin took on
quiver, but I'm goin' to see what there
is in it,
Are you going to try it,"
"Sartin. l hitched up sorter quickly
this morning and told the old woman !
was going to town after an apple-parer
/ shall drive right to the doctors and
git dose of the elixir"
well, it may rejuvenate you"
I'm kinder expectin' it will. Got to
thinkin' of it last night and couldn't &c
to sleep. I'm seyenty-two years old,
and if this thing should put me back to
forty it would take yoke of oxen to
hold me. I've got it all planned out.
"What?'
what I'd do when got home My
son Bill has sorter bin runnin' things
to suit himself fur the last three or four
years. Thinks I've got too old to even
know how to sell sheepskin to tin
peddler. If that elixir works I'll aston
ish Bill Joslyn afore the sun goes down.
I'll tumble him into the burdocks in a
way to open his eyes. Whoop! I'm
feelin' heap better already"
"That's good" was all could think
of to say in reply.
"And say! he coninued, as he as
tonished the old mare with sharp cut,
fur the last ten years the old woman
has been calm me grandpa and tryin'
to make out that l orter sot in the
corner and let her handle the reins.
She's my second, you know, and only
fifty, and she feels mighty peart.
Lands, but you orter be there when
walk in on her this evenin' and tell her
to step down off the platform! Woof!
but l feel like a steer in a corn-fieldr
We'll, I hope you won't be disap-
pointed"
THANK We. 1 don't believe I shall
be. I feel it in my bones that I'm goin'
to be took right back to 1855. Say !!
There's another thing I'm goin' to do if
that elixir elixis on me"
"Yes."
aIve got a son-in-law named Pete
Shoecraft. Pete beat me out of four
hogs last year. Along about sundown
tonight I'll walk in on Pete as he is
milking the cows, and if don't belt the
stuffiin' out of him then my name amt
Absolom Joslyn! Whoop! Durn my
hickory shirt if I'm day over sixty this
very mint, and I'll bet I kin lift half o
toni"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Anthony Republican: E. d. Davis
came home from Oklahoma last week
and reports that everything is very
quiet down in that region. Many OF
the inhabitants are leaving t. spend
the winter in the states Davis saws
that accomplishments to the very best
of claims can now be bought for a mere
song-from $40 to 800.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31
BETTER Than OkIahoma.

LOO acres of the choicest land in the San
Luis Valley, in Southern Colorado. all under
fence, water-rights secured and bitches
ready for use. It will be sold as whole OF
finest land in the valley. and is adapted to
either farming or stock-raislng. For price,
terms, ETC.. address HENRY A. BUFFERS,
Alamoea, Colorado.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Hansom's Sad Fate.-Mrs. Gadd: "Oh,
Mr.. Shrill; stop moment. want TO speak
to you. Have you been home since morn
ing:'
Mr.. Shrill: "No."
Mrs. Gadd: Heard anything:"
Mr.. Shrill: "Why no. What can you
mean!"
Mrs. Gadd: 'Oh, l can't be the first to
tell it, indeed / can't. The nelghbors are
saying that your wife and Mr.. Hanson has
eloped."
Mr.. Shrill. "Well we'll! It's his own
fault I warned him to keep away from
her,"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Loving Wife: My summer wardrobe is
completed and | am now ready for New
port"
Husband: ''Well, I'll see if can arrange
my affairs so can go''
Loving wife: ''Gracious, can't take you
along. You haven't suit of clothes fit to
be SEEM
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

There is nothing (unless it be the sewing
machine) that has hghtened woman's labor
as much as Dobbins' Electric Soap. con-
stantly sold since 1864. All grocers have it.
Have you made its acquaintance: Try it.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

The best paper is the one that your neigh
bors want to borrow.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31
1t Don't Paw

to experiment with uncertain remedies, when
affii, ted with any OF the ailments for which
DIR. Pierce's Golden Med cal Discovery is
recommended, as it is so positively certain
in its curative effects as to warrant its man
ufacturers in guaranteeing it to benefit or
cure, or money paid for it is returned. It Is
war anted to cure all blood, skin and scalp
diseases. salt-Iheum, tetter, and all scrofu-
lous sores and swellings, as we'll as consump-
.ion (which is scrofula of the lungs if taken
in time and gwen fair trial.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Jake: 'Flathers looks like freak, l won
der why he dresses so terribly loud!"
Alf; well, the poor fellow is quite deaf,
and suppose he don't realize it."
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

He: "And to- moarow is our wedding day
dearest"
She: "Yes. and it is bargain day at silk
mans, too. Isn't that aggravating?"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

"Et tu Brute, as the young lady, who had
Iust carried off the honors from a fashiona-
bic boarding school said, when her mis-
chievous beau swallowed the last spoonful
of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Dear" said physicians wife as they
sat IN dhurch; ''there is Mrs. Goldberg sit
ting IN a draught." ''Never mind" said
her husband, 81 will cash that draft later
on"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Mrs. Grubb: "Have ye any more sugar
like the last ye sent me?''
Grocer fbr1skiy): Eyes, madam, plenty
OF It. How much do you want?"
Mrs. Grubb: "Don't want none"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Charming widow: "And what are you
dong nowsdays!
He: "Oh. amusing myself and looking
out for number one. And you!"
Charming widow: Looking out for
number two"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

81 am quite surprised. Mr.. Meeker, to
account for your wife's knowledge of par
llamentary law" ''She? Great Caesar,
Hasn't she been speaker of the house for tho
last Is years."
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

In the Restaurant.-'Yo on charge SO cen ts
for chicken, while the card says 20 cents"
Excuse me. this chicken was bigger tn an
the one on the card.''
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

EVERY man takes care that his neigh
Dor shall not cheat him. But a day
Genes when he begins to care that he
do not cheat his neighbor. Then all
goes we'll. He has changed his mar.
ket cart into a chariot of the sun.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Salvation Oil Is tho best and greatest exter
nal remedy yet discovered. 1t cures rhcu-
matism or neuralgia in one or two days.
Price 25 cents.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

A Terrible possibility Mother (reading)
IA machine has been invented that will fling
q man LEGO feet into the air.
Pretty daughter: Horrors, don't let pa
hear of IT."
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Upson Downes: "rve come to YOU, Bar.
ker, for little advice.''
Barker: WELL here's some; never ask
for any,"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Biinks: 81 read most remarkable story
the other day in an Arizona paper, the
Tombstone Epitaph."
Jinks: Huh! Who ever heard of an
epitaph tellin' the truth"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Gid Soak: do you sh-see double (hic).
DE Tanque: ''Tha sh my fix
o. S.: ''Sho do / (hic) Les'h git ono
CLASH O. rye (hic) an it'll do for both"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

She (haughtily}: Il wish you to under
stand, sir, that do not allow every man to
put his arm around my waist"
He tpersisting): You do allow few
then"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

In the race of life the undertaken over
takes US all.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Preacher: eye generation of vipers."
Umpire waking up): ''No back talk
there-Sl0"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Dock: "Bess, have three millions and I
love you.''
Bess: 'fNo mistake about the three mil
lions, is there?"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

AT Tarrytown, n. Y, one row con
tains sixty-three millionxires who are
worth $500. 600, 900.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Winks. 81 didn't see you at camp meet
ing this year"
Minks: "No. I've reformed"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Briggs: Hello. Braggs. Pve just got
back from the lakes, you know"
Braggs: "l'm very sorry, my 10y, but
haven't got a cent"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

A man with Doe in his bonnet should bt
sure of lively-hoOd. IL
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

The Grand Army boys are big guns,
but they draw the line at sons of guns.
Boston Herald.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Don't hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and disgust
everybody with your offensive breath, but
use Dr, Saee's Catarrh Remedy and end it.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

1t is said that Thomas A. Eiison's hair is
turning gray. An electric gray, we sup
pose.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Speaking of grammar. it is good rule
never to let 'Jack pot" be in the passed
tense.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

When mcst of the electric companies are
asked to put their wires underground they
reply: eve conduit, yer know"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

McCrackle: 'sWhat is the Order of the
Kings daughters?
McCorcle: ''Ice cream, usually"
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

If afflicted with sore eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31
Oregon, the Paradise of Farmers.

Nli epuable climate. certain and abundant crops Best
grain and stock country the world Full
frmsti free Address the Oregon Immigration Board.
Port and, Oregon
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

MANY initiate, none equal, ''Tansius
Punch" Americas finest &C Cigar.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

The prison garb is designed to put a check
on a criminal.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

If a woman hates you you may be sure
she has loved you, loves you now or will love
you.
Dodge City times., 1889-10-31

Save US from those who know exactly
what their constitution will bear, and-sip
up to it,