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New Castle.

Jehu I. Elliott. Logansport, is visiting friends
in this city. /. Miss Maggie Ball, Marion. is the
guest of Miss Mamie Jennings----Mrs Cynthia
Moore has returned from her visit TO Kentucky.
..-.Mrs. Matte Gilbert, Greenville, o., is visit
ing her sister, Mrs. @. ID. slifer... Miss Eva
Hastings, Cambridge City, visited 'Iiss Pearl
Nicholson last week. d. Miss Louise Starr, Ash
Land, O.. Is the guest of the Misses Grace and
Bessie Coffin. Mrs. Will Fairfield, Fargo. Oak,
fs visiting friends and relatives in this city and
vicinity. :. Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Kerryon, Indi-
annapolis, are guests OF Dr. and Mrs f. I. Men
denhall this week. Mrs. Emma and Master
Willie Oren, Of Farmland, are guests OF Mr..
and Mrs. Isaiah Jay during the fair
Miss Fannie Brown has returned from a visit to
Peru. Miss Anna Smith, Of indianapolis. IL the
guest of Miss Julia Moore. Miss Katie Shelley
has returned from a two weeks visit with An6er-
son friends Geo. Solace and family, of Spring
field, Mass, are the guests Of Jos. K Mullen and
family. Mrs. ID. w. Kinsey entertained a COM
pany of ladies and gentlemen on Tuesday for
dinner In honor Of Mrs. John Thornburgh. OF
Minneapolis, and Mrs. j. T. Elliott. OF Logans-
port. Mr.. and Mrs. l.. Il. Murphey. Mr.. and
Mrs. II. C.. Murphey and Misses Jennie and
Maud Murphey, Miss Frankie Goodwin and How
ard Murphey came down from Chicago Wednes-
day on a visit TO theirmany relatiyesin this city. -
Mrs. I. W. Pitman returned Wednesday from an
extended visit with her son Prank at Chadron.
Neb.... Miss Laura and Ed Hiatt, of Richmond,
are Visiting at H. L. Powelrs....Henry Kinssy,
OF Claypool, Ind, is among New Castle friends
this week. Judge +. II. Bundy, wife and daugh-
ter Nellie left Wednesday for Ola Point Com
fort. Va, where they viii spend some time---.
EConuuucd ON Seventh Pa0sl
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THE STATE AT LARGE
Anderson.

Miss Ollie Burnett has gone to French Lick
Springs, where she will remain two or three
weeks. Major and Mrs. j. f. Wildman, Of
Muncie, were In the city Tuesday Mrs. 8. n.
Jenkins spent Sunday in indianapolis. Miss
Julia Corners, of indianapolis, is the guest Of
Mr.. and Mrs. A. B. Buck. --.John Burkenstock
and daughter. Mrs. o DeHaven, are the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. James Wellington. 80.
Judge Chapman was called to Bloomington Fri
day morning by a telegram announcing the
serious illness OF his brother-in-law, John Bus
kirk Mrs G. w. Prather is slowly recovering
from a severe attack OF typhoid fever.--.Miss
Lyle Zeublin, of PendletOn, was in the city
Wednesday Mrs. j. II. Terhune 10 visiting at
Waukeaha Wis
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Miss Jessie Chapman Ia home from Daviess
county Mrs. John Newhall, of Covington, KY.
Is the guest of Mrs. Thomas W.. Lawson. - Miss
Mott Marshall and niece, Miss Lulu Jackman, are
visiting in Indianapolis Mrs. George Doolittle,
OF Indianapolis. is IN the city. Mrs. Mary A.
Mcclure. of Logansport, Is here on a visit TO rel
fs visiting his father, Rev. John c. Norster.--.
'.Dick" Dearborn. an 0ld-time Madis0uian, Ia
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THE INDIANAPOLIS JOURNAL, SUNDAY, AUGUST IS, 1889 TWELVE PAGES

bula, o., the leading physician Of that place.
The marriage will occur sept 4, at fortsWayne,
where she now resides.
Miss Matte O. Fuller, of Indianapolis, Is max
ing n two-weeks' visit with friends and relatives
in Cincinnati and Kentucky. she viii be home
the midcle Of next week.
Miss Katie Baxter. OF Jacksonville, who has
been spending the summer in chicago, on her
return last week spent several days with her
sister, Mrs. Minnie Ormsbee, Michigan avenue.
Mr.. Craig and Charles Gearing. OF Bellefon-
taine, o., are the guests OF their uncle, Dr: Z. D..
Clemmer. Mrs. Clemmer has returned from a
two months visit to relatives In Michigan and
Ohio.
Prof. Robert A. Newland has returned from a
months excursion TO Portland: Ore. where he
visited his brother. He enjoyed the hospitality
of many friends, formerly OF this city, during
the entire route.
The ladies of the Flower Mission are very
grateful to the florists of the city and private
contributors for the liberal donations they re-
ceive. every Thursday morning, OF beautiful and
rare flowers. Last Thursday the room In Ply,
mouth Church looked like a fower-gardep, and
the distributors had a bouquet for every patient
IN the Hospital, and many other SICK ones n the
city.
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MOutRZuma.

Mrs. Carrie Harris left for her home In Cincfn-
natl on Tuesday, after a pleasant visit TO her par.
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Mis-. OH
Atkins left for her home In Indianapolis on Mon
day, after a pleasant visit 10 her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Vanlandingham....M Mrs. James Blue
went TO Terre Haute on Wednesday TO visit
friends. Miss Laura Lee Ia at Hume, Ill, where
she will remain for some time.
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Charlottesville.

Mrs. Martha Guyer. of .Piqua, o. is visiting
her brother, Gen. M. ID. Manson. Mrs. 7. Fl. b.
Mccain has returned from q visit to Cincinnati.
Mrs. Embree. of Leavenworth. Kan, is the
guest OF Mayor Russell. =. Miss Grace Irving, OF
indianapolis, Ia the guest OF Miss Lou Williams.
Miss Hattie Woolsey, of Danville, Ill, is the
guest of Miss Edith white. Mrs. Jere Keeney
has been visiting at West Baden Springs. Mrs.
A. b. Blair, OF indianapolis, has been visiting in
this city. Miss Anna Wilson is visiting friends at
indianapolis. Mrs. Sarah A. jackson anddaugh-
ter, Of Greencastle are guests Old. III. Jackson.
Misses Blanche Divine and Mary Goltra are Wis
iting at Linden. -. Mrs. JOS. Gilbert, of Terre
Haute, Is visiting Mrs. DR.. Morgan. Mrs.
Fred Brown has been visiting at Frankfort. -.
Rev. F. III. Hays and family have returned from
Brazil Miss Mamie winn, of Terre Haute,, is
the guest of Miss Jessie Gilkey- Mrs. Marshall
Nye Is at Rockville. Miss Leila Robinson, of
indianapolis, who has been visiting Miss Ida
Cox, has gone to stanford H.. Miss Matte
Van Sickle, of Moultrie, Fla, has gone to Frank
fort, after q visit with the family Of /. n. Van
Sickle. Miss Jessie Van Sickle is also visiting at
Frankfort. Miss Ola Cox has returned to
indianapolis. Rev. c. II. Haines and wife, of
Delphi. o., are guests of NJ. W.. Bruner. -. Miss
Lille R0esgen, who has been visiting Mrs. G. l..
Rost, has returned TO Columbus Miss Kate
Lucas, of Frankfort, In visiting in the city,.
Miss Hattie McEwen has returned to Danvilie,
m---.Mrs. Jaycox, OF Cincinnati, is the guest OF
Mrs. Joe Fisher,
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Greenfield.

Jesse Hughes, of indianapolis. was here on
Monday. -. Warren Barnard. OF Morristown, was
a guest OF VIII Rafferty, last Sunday -. Mrs. J. A.
at Ebert Tyner's.-. May and Frank Selman are
visiting in indianapolis Mr.. Tom New and
Mtss Gratiot McCune were ct Acton last sunday.
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CITY.

CaLnDr1uKe CILy.
Miss Nora Clifton, of Hagerstown, spent the
week with friends in this city. Mrs. ]. A..
Hawkinsa and daughter Nettie are visiting rela-
tives in Franklin county Mr.. and Mrs. Will
Ballenger, accompanied by Miss Minnie John
son, returned home Friday, after a long visit
with relatives in California Miss Jennie Nc
Grew. of Richmond, is here visiting friends and
relatives Mrs. Hattie Haas and daughter, of
Ohio, are the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry N.Y.
ers. Miss Eva Hastings is visiting Miss Pearl
Nicholson, of New Castle. Miss Mamie Rich
ardson, of New York, is visiting Miss Mollie
Barefoot, of this city. Miss Pauline Fieber, of
Cincinnati, is the guest of Cleophas straub and
family. Mr.. Link Gipe and family are here Wis
iting relatives and friends. Mrs. Z. ii. Win
chester entertained Mrs. II. G. Star, of Richmond,
Inst week.
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Marion.

Mrs. w. NJ. Eerviss and children have returned
from an extended visit to Sidney, O----Mrs. L. A.
Wilke and children are visiting Dir. and Mrs. I.
b. Doan MFRS. A. Greenman and children and
Miss Emma Neal have returned from Rome
Miss Ida Wilson, of Steubenylle, o.. is
visiting Marion relatives. -. Mrs. r. 3. Fountain,
of Indianapolis, is visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. William Wharton. 80. Miss Edith Keller has
returned from Columbia City. James V. Sweet
ser and Z. l.. Goldthwait have returned from q
three weeks trip TO the Park.
Mrs. j. y. Ballou is visiting relatives at Logans-
port. -. Mrs. Mary 4. Neff and Mrs. Elizabeth
Barkman, of Dayton. are visiting Mrs. DR..
Egbert. Miss Meta steele has returned from q
two weeks visit with Miss May White. at Lam
caster. O..:.Mrs. Frank Gerard has returned to
Indianapolis, after a short visit with Mrs. W. L.
Golding.. Mrs. Leo Nussbaum and son are Wis
iting at Logansport. Mrs. j. V. Sweetser. Miss
Delight sweetser and Miss Jessie Lyons have re-
turned from Chautauqua..-.Ph Phil Drills and fam
lily have returned from Delphi Miss Sue Gard
ner, OF Washington, Ind, is visiting Miss Anna
eweetser. =. Mrs. l. q. Willetts and daughter, OF
Cardington. o., are visiting Mrs. I. q. Flinn..-.
Misses Estella and Jennie Harris have returned
to their home at Union City,. Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Ritty, OF Peru, and Mrs. Frank Ritty, OF Kansas
City, visited Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Ritty last week.
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nluncie.

Miss Anna Eiler and sister, Mise Erma, are
Nicely has returned from her visit at Petoskey,
Mich -. Miss Kate Sheehan. of Chicago. 10 here,
the guest of her niece. Miss Maggie S~heehan.-.-
her friend Miss Ella Lake. MISS Bessie Barnes
has returned home from Minneapolis, Mimi,
where she has been visiting friends for six weeks
To their home at Mcpherson, Kan. Miss Lizzie
Former, of Manhattan, Kan, is visiting W. II.
Former and wife 4. Mrs. Lizzie zimmerman, OF
Green county, Ohio, who has been visiting Mrs.
w. +. Bryan, has retrrned horne-.-.Rev. j. l..
Barclay and wife, OF KendailSiilr. ts'. are tho
guests of his parents L. D.. Itic!aA .'n.. IL. -
Mr.. A. II. Curtis aud wife. o. Lafayette. who
have been visiting Mrs. Curtis's mother, Mrs.
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COnuersyille.

Miss Sue Gardiner. tho accomplished young
lady of Washington who has been the guest Of
Ind, where she will visit friends. Hons. A. b.
and j. II. Claypool were In Muncie several days
this week---.M. Z. Dale accompanied his mother
TO the French Lick Springs Tuesday, where she
will spend several weeks. Mrs. George Morri-
son is visiting relatives and friends in Indianap-
oils this week, and will be accompanied home by
Miss Nellie Browning. Miss Lydia DeVor, of
Greenville. o.. Is the guest of relatives Mrs. DR..
Gilman il visiting relatives at Camden. o., this
week. Miss Emma sparks is visiting Ohio
friends this week. Mrs. J. N. Huston was In
Indianapolis on Friday.
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E1khart.

Miss Gertie Campbell is visiting in LaPorte. -
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Earl. OF Detroit, are visit
ing Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Berger. Mrs. DIR.
lambert of LaPorte. Is the guest of Mrs. f. p.
Willard : Rev. Mr.. Whittenden and family have
returned from a sojourn at Warsaw. Miss
Mildred Dix, OF Michigan, is visiting Allie and
e Park Mrs. Lee and daughter have gone
10 Colorado Mrs. q. II. Wythe and daughters
have returned from Canada, where they have
been visiting Mrs. August Dennert II visiting
In the East. Mrs Ida Robbins. of Utica. N. W,
has been visiting Mr.. and Mrs. j.. +.
Webster: Mrs Taylor ana daughter lave
returned from a. stay III Warsaw.
Miss Mate Bntterfeld, OF Goshen. IL visiting
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Gordon.

Mr.. ]. B. Shepard and wife are visiting rela-
tives at Seymour Misses Lydia and Mamie
Jones, of Louisville, are visiting the family of
Mr.. W. X. Lennon. Mrs. John Williams and
son. of Louisville. are visiting the family OF Mr..
5. j. Bense. Misses Dorothy, Julia and Allie
Luekett, OF Missouri, visited the family of Mr..
George W. Luckett last week..--Mr. Hubert
Jordan, of Louisville, is visiting the family of
Mr.. c. NJ. Miller. =. .Messrs. John HaiEes, Nat
Louisville. visited the family of Capt. John W.
Marshall last week.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1889-01-24
SAVANNAH, TENNESSEE, THURSDAY JANUARY a.

excellent quality. To these articles
of diet may be added the wild onion,
rhubarb and parsnip, which formed an
agreeable change from our daily
rations. The Indians are very fond of
the wild parsnip, and adopt a shrewd
plan for getting supply without the
trouble of collecting it. The field
mouse is very common in this region,
and before the winter sets in has con-
structed for himself Il house. and filled
it with the d ,sirable root. Now all
the Indian b as to do is-to use the
words of any, interpreter Look for
mouse-housfJ; bimeby sec little hill;
Injun dig w little hill; l1etchum plenty
root; very good"
To be fully appreciated by the ma
tive gour mand, it must be first boiled
with fish or seal oil, and if molasses or
sugar is obtainable. it is sweetened by
the addition of one or both of these in
gradients. With the native fondness
of sugar, and, in fact. all saccharine
substances, it is remarkable that they
have never acquired the taste for salt
The river indians do not eat salt with
their food, and object to it with man.
ifest repusn when forced to eat
such articles as bacon and ham,
| YOUTHS Companion.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1889-01-24
HYPERBOREAN DAINTIES.
Queer Articles of Diet Used by the Kowak
Indians of Alaska.

During the Alaskan and Arctic
cruise of the United States revenue
steamer Cowin in the summers of
1884 and 1885, Third Lieutenant John
G. Cantwell, with steam launch and
small party, explored the Kowak river
to its source. In his report of the ex-
ploration, the following account is
given OF the resources in the way of
food among the Kowak Indians who
inhabit the river banks. Fish naturally
forms the staple OF their living:
The fish which are not Immediately
eaten are cleaned and dried for winter
provision. Fish are sometimes,
though not commonly, buried without
having been previously cleaned, and
allowed to become putrid before eat
ing. This form of diet is esteemed a
luxury. but owing to the trouble of
transporting it when travelling. it is
not so common as the dried fish.
attempted to eat some of the buried
fish, but in spite of the fact that was
very hungry at the time, l could not
retain it on my stomach, and | believe
that white man would starve before
his stomach could be educated up, or
down. to this repulsive diet
The tundra plains are filled with
berries, and we had no difficulty in OBJ
tanning an abundance OF salmon,
blueberries and wild raspberries,
while In places, especially on high
land, the Wild eurrsnt was found Of
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1889-01-24
ROMAN PLANK ROADS,
The Ponies Longi Used by the Romans in
Their Retreat From Germany:

Their Retreat From Germany:
The Prussian Minister Of Education,
Won Gossler, having learned that Prof.
F. Knoke had lately found traces Of
old Roman plank roads on the moor
between Mehrholz and Bragel, not lar
from Diepholz, in Lower Hanover, in.
vited that gentleman to fully investi-
gate the matter. He was able to trace
the lines of two parallel plank roads
right across the moor, presenting all
those distinctive features which are
found in Roman works of this kind.
One OF them shows evident signs OF
having been demolished by force, the
boards, which were originally fastened
with pegs to the bearers, having been
violently torn away and buried in the
bog to the right and left Of the track.
The other road seems to have fallen
into decay, but there are signs OF re-
pairs executed even during the Roman
period. For in places boards have
been found fastened over the original
planks, the fashion of both being the
same. Those repairs seem to have
been carried out hastily, for in one
place a mallet, employed probably to
drive home the pegs. was found on the
track, forgotten, no doubt, by the
workmen. The local psychologists
feel assured that they have here the
pones longl which were used A D. Is
by the Roman commander, A. Cacina,
in his retreat from Germany to the
Ems. London Times.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1889-01-24
Personal AND iMPERSoNAL.

Sidney Dillon, the late president
of the Union Pacific railroad, is worth
$25, 100000. He began life as a brake
man.
"A Milwaukee woman earns a liv-
ing teaching the game of whist. 1t is
claimed that she is one OF the most
brilliant players in the country.
Miles w. Standish, of Waldoboro,
Me-, is direct descendant of Captain
Miles Standish, who came over in the
Maynower in 1920, and he has son
named Miles.
Mrs. Ada M. Bittenbender has
been admitted to the Supreme Court OF
the United States, being the third
lady to achieve this standing in the
legal profession.
The wife of New York banker
has invented machine for making
wire rope, the patent of which she has
sold to San Francisco firm for $50, 900
cash and a royalty. The way she
came to hit upon this was from de-
vice she used to twist her worsted.
MIR Gladstone computes that the
habitual speakers of English have ln-
creased from 100000 TO 5000, 600
during the last 100 years, that they
will number 12O,OOO,00O by the year
1900, and that at that rate of increase,
seven times in century, they will in
clude $40, 100000 of people by the year
1000.
Richard Francis, colored bar
keeper in Washington forty years, died
recently. During that period he had
met nearly every prominent man in
public life. At one time he counted
among his closest friends and best GUS
toners Clay, Calhoun, Webster and
Benton. and there has been warm
friendship of many years standing be-
tween him and Senator Edmunds.
The famous French physician Char
cot, the specialist in nervous diseases,
has royal income from his practice.
His fee from the Emperor of Brazil
alone amounted to $4,000 His recep-
tion-room. where patients wait their
turn, is filled with costly paintings and
statuary and carved furniture, while
stained glass fills the windows and
Gobelin tapestry covers the walls.
The Bismarck of to-day is thin and
bony, and the doctor has. it is well
known, disincumbered him OF the UNI
healthy fat merely by preventing him
drinking at his meals. He is looking
remarkably well; his gait is swift and
denotes real vigor, his complexion is
clear and almost pink. The features
are softened down; you scan them in
vain to discover that harshness, not to
say ferocity, which Is SO apparent in
his photographs.
Mrs. Fisk, wife of General Clinton
B. Fisk, organized the first relief so
ciety in war times, opened the first
school for freedmen in the Mississippi
Valley, and taught it herself in Arkan-
sas, dividing her time between hos
pital and school, She worked and
journeyed, and nursed the sick and
wounded all through the war. She
was one OF the chief spirits in organic
ing the Fisk school at Nashville, which
grew into the Fisk University.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1889-01-24
BREAK-BONE FEVER.
A Disease characterized by a Rash Resem'
bling That of Scarlet Fever.

A Disease Characterized by a Rash Resem'
bling That of Scarlet Fever.
During the yellow fever pestilence
In the South this year, there was re-
ported aii outbreak in one place OF
dengue, or what is commonly known
in this country as "break-bone fever. .
Dengue - pronounced gen-ga : is
characterized by severe pains in the
Joints, back, neck, temples and eyes,
by severe prostration, and rash
somewhat resembling that of scarlet
fever. Most of the bodily organs MAY
be more or less affected. The patient
may have felt well up to the first mo-
ment of attack, and his first symptom
may have been pain in single joint
of his finger, which soon extends to
the other joints and bones. After one
or two days there is generally remis-
sion from two to four days, when
the fever returns. This. at length,
gradually subsidies but leaves the
patient weak and in much pain, and
recovery to health is slow. 1t is a
self-limiting disease, with a tendency
Of itself to favorable termination.
In some cases it is exceedingly mild;
in some it may be exceedingly severe
and fatal.
1t is probably due to microbes, and,
like other diseases, having a similar
cause; tends to become epidemic, and
HAY have an extensive spread. 1t is
native to India and sonic other Eastern
countries, but is wholly unknown In
England. Ii has prevailed as an cpl
demic in the West Indies, South Amer
lea and the Gulf States OF the United
States: Its prevalence seems depend
eht on some undetermined atmos-
pheric conditions, but, like most cpl
denies, it follows lines Of travel and
social intercourse. 1t seems to be well
established that every epidemic OF
dengue has been carried directly from
place to place. Its course, and the
means by which it has made its jour-
neys, are usually capable of being &C
curately traced.
Epideinics prevailed along our South.
ern coast in 1928, 1850 aud 1880. all Of
which, it is believed, were clearly
traeeable to importation. In 1885 the
dengue swept over Texas, and spared
but few towns. It was peculiarly
severe type, was attended by Unusual
complications, and followed by very
grave sequela, or after results. Ii
Austin alone there were twenty thou
sand cases, and vet OF these only twelve
proved directly mortal, The infections
character of the disease seems to hav'
been generally unknown, and hence NJ
efforts were made to prevent contagion
The microbe-the living organism Il
which the disease Is believed to be du'
is thought to have been DISCOVERIES
by DR.. J. W. Mclaughlin, president o
the Texas Microscopic Association, :
YontA's C0mDagl0n.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1889-01-24
"a LITTLE NONSENSE"

Old lady lin shoe store)-'Have
you felt slippersP' Small boy clerk
(solemnly)-"Yes, ma'am, many a
time. "-7erre Haute Express.
Greedy barber-"Hair cut, sirg'
Curt customer-"No, SIR" Greedy
barber-"Long, sir; reaches your coat
COLLAR Curt customer-''Well, il it
annoys you much I'll have my tailor
cut my clothes decollete. "-ToWn
Topics.
Young man, entering store-'I
see, sir, you. have card in your
window Help wanted" Proprietor
(not liking the looks of applicant)-
"Ah, n mistake! / keep that card for
use in case of burglars. "--Bariinssei,
Free Press.
-''Detectives are no good" said
Tommy, who was reading a newspaper.
why notP" asked his father. 1T
saws there are number OF Congress-
men at large. II the detectives were
any good they would run 'em in."-
Golden Days.
$50 you found the clock ticking
SO loud that you couldn't sleepp' said
the Jew eler 10 the customer who re-
turned a clock. "You ought not
growl when you have your bed tick
ing under you all night" The man
took the clock home again.-Lye.
Cautious customer - els this
handmade cigarY' Indignant cab
baae Handmade? Isit hand
madep Looky here, Gull, do you think
we got time in dis shop to make see
CARS wild our feet? We amt no freaks;
YOU take us fer dime museumr'-
Brooklyn Eagle.
Mrs. Hooligan-''Arrah! Pat, is
that yersilf or your ghost! Phat's
allen yez?" Mr.. H.-"Sure Oh fell av
the scaffold twenty fate hoigh." Mrs.
H.-.'Wuz yez bad hurted?" Mr.. H.
"'Dade OF wuz; Oh wuz jist able to till
the p'laceman that Oh wuz insense-
able. "-Americd.
My little boy" said gentleman.
"you ought not to eat those green
apples. They are not good for little
boys They hain't. eh?" the boy
replied with his mouth full. Guess
you don't know much about EN-, mister.
Three of these apples'll keep me out oil
school for week. IN Y. Times.
Shoe dealer (to CLERIC -..William.
why did you insist upon selling to that
old gentleman who just went out pair
OF small, soft shoes when he called for
large cowhide boots?" ''Well-er-'
81 insist upon knowing" "The fact
is. ] call on his daughter quite ire
quently in the evenings. "-Lt''coiF
JourHGl.