Telegram-herald., 1889-11-03

p A-t -.le Necessary y lFe-L. 4LlyAs a. pom /
sillcn ~ tese 4 tlat persons - DO asga I
- z broad lam A are open hearted,
lo-e.t. tsnl ~ noisy ioeandgy. but
perhaps u valuble aes3f IL VIII be
a seaal-e surprise % mat class u Cur
readers g. learn that taey have been
ai4 tle time laughing .a .'the eiass-cs,f
wa.l taey have been perfectly sais-
led meanwhile y tx n good, homely
Eas sd.
"Iaose laughing l a dry a are re-
Spectacle, bus Little expansive, and =
nar5 e- ot people" We understand
UaH uly taat "hard lot of people" are
continually sstt.ng their laughing APP
parstu.-they don tAketne ~dry A."
"Whea tls Latin ~ prevails. there
preva.ls also a phlegmatlc, melancholy
temper. humorous, unsteady people.
also those .mbued Eltn malgulty.
always aasa ID a k.nd Of swelling T."
Coae % lhiux III .t, we've often noticed
a class III unsteady" individuals, most
Indignantly disposed toward ampposts.
dfy-gools boxes. sidewalks, other mems
l-ls all .lch Ike, ami literally en-
d1sea with swelling ls," bat We
never understood 10 before.
Laughter ia 90 Is the utterance Of
proud hold, imperative, somewhat
b4alerns people. Beware OF those
wao laoga .a 200 lol. They are trai-
toys. tat. s. -coue-s."
Wta sucn a variety Of laughs 10
select FROM. there is no need Of any
MANS gong away dissatisfied. Just
make up your mind what Kind Of a
msu yol are. select the appropriate
vowel and blaze away. II you don't
know Yourself, and have no mOther-ln-
aw % give you an introduction, do
not, fog 70 simple reason, choke Oft
good laugh. When you feel your
d.au1rtm heaying ike troubled sea,
your chest expanding, your rios crack
ing and your back curving, just let 50
of Yourself, fire OFT all the vOwels in
dI,criminately, and enjoy the refresh
ing results. What If your eyes run
ike a bursted water-pipe and your
mouth opens like hatchway? Your
shattered dignity Will soon recover and
your health VIII be the better for 1t.
THE lines of evidence seem TO be
closing i'm with terrible certainty around
tine defendants in the Cronin trial. One
can scarcely imagine where any sue
cessful defense can be made. The de
tails Of the killing, made by the wit
ness ID whom Burke confessed are
horrible in the extreme. How men de-
voted 10 the cause of Ireland could
ever hope to enlist the sympathies of
the American people in their endeavOrs,
while perfectng so nefariOus plot, is
inconceivable. The whole case well
illustrates how dangerous are secret So
cieties in politics. They afford too
many temptations and opportunities
for the removal of persons obnoxious
or in.mlcal TO their interests.
AMoxG the new laws which went into
effect I'm Missouri on November l was
what Is known as the Newberry law.
This statute excludes from dramshops
/ and beer saloons all gambling devices
and forms of amusement, such as
cards, dice boxes, pool and billiard
tables, boxing, athletic and musical
performances, etc, thus striking a
serious blow at the attractiveness of
the saloon.
IT is very probable that the remains
of General Grant Will be removed to
West Point o. Arlington cemetery. The
reason Gwen as a justification for dis
| tIrb.ng ms remains is that several
years before his death he remarked
that his military superior, Gen. Win
field scott, was buried at West Point,
and that he would like to lie there, too.
SIMULTANEOUSLY with Commissioner
/ Raum's entrance INTO the pension de-
| partment has come a rush of business
that Will give him fine chance to show
T his mettle, especially If ne gives each
case his personal attention, as he pur-
poses Doubtless ne viii work more
with MS head and hands, and less with
his mouth, than his predecessor did.
THE copper used IN the manufacture
of pennies must he Of the very fines
quality. Its furnished by the Calume
and Hecla Mining Company, of LAKE
superior, Mich, being shipped in bull
from the mines 70 the factories Of Mer
chant g Co., in Connecticut.
Wurx the Hatfield and Mccoy fam
il.esrtu out. Ike the Klkenney cats
the 6.htng will stop and the breed dis
appear. Probably the end WI com
sooner than through the ordinary pro
cess Of jury trial.
Tur level-headed county commits
soncrs at Hartford, Conn, have de
c.ded not to grant liquor licenses 4
grocery stores or 20 places kept b.
women. They are determined 10 ele
vstr the standard Of both at al har
nris.
1t seems "a II Montana might riva
. the United states and have An electora
commission to settle her very FIRST stat'
election.