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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
4 man who las nractIced medicine for 20 year.,

ought 20 kLow salt from sugar; read what
lie says: TOLEDO o., Jan. 10, 1887.
Messrs +. J. Cheney & Co.-Gentlenen:-I
.raye been in the general practice OF medicine
for most 81 ears. and would say that Ia all
my practice and experience, have never seen
a preparation that could prescribe with as
much confidence Of success as | can Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by you. Have
prescribed 10 great many times and its effect
that ! have yet TO fnd case of Catarrh that
ltwouid not cure, II they would take It &C.
coIdin2 70 directions. Yours Truly, L. !.
Gorsuch, NJ. D., ONCE els Summit So. We
will give 500 Tor any case Of Catarrh that can
not be cured with Halls Catarrh Cure. Taken
internally. ?: J. Cheney l. Co., Props,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

|. Hereafter no man can throw a tub to O
Whale without paying tripnte 10 the newly
organized tub trust. The people may, indeed,
consider themselves lucky that the washer
women don't get up q trust on soapsuds aud
clean shfrta
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

The new catalogue Of the Iowa Seed Co.. OF
Des Moines, Is the handsomest of the kind ever
issued in the West Its cover Is Autographed
in six cOlors, and the book contains many fine
illustrations. This firm was established in
1871, and their business is now the largest of the
kind in Iowa Their seeds are produced on
farms near Des Moines, and great care is taken
that they shall be pure and true to name. They
are introducing many new varieties of great
merit. See their advertisement, and send for
catalogue.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
Farm ers aud stoekmen.

The only remedy that cures gals, cuts and
wounds on horses and cattle, and always
grows the hair in its original color, Is Vcte-
rinary Carbolisave. Soc and 81 at Druggists
or by mail. Cole & Co., Black River Falls, Wis
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
Dropped Dead In Church.

New Haven Comm dispatch: Mrs
julia B. Graves, OF Middletown, while
attending services this morning at the
Second Unversnlist church, this city,
uttered shrek and fell dead in the
arms Of her nephew, Leo E. Gay There
was much excitement among the CON
gregation and panic was narrowly
averted. The pastor at once closed the
service.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

Many people neglect what they call simpl,
cold, which, If not checked in time, may leaC
to Lung trouble. SCOTS Emulsion Of Pure Goa
Liter on, nth HppOphosphites, will not onl,
stop the cough but heal the lungs. Endorsed
by thousands of Physicians. Palatable as milk
Try 1t. Sold by all druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

1t Is reported that the Galena got stuck In
the mud off the Haytien coast. Evidently
everything was done by the Hay to make
Admiral Luce feel at home
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

There Is usually plenty of undesirable life In
the legislative branch of u city government
when there Is a deadlock
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

Take the Burlington Route, c., B. d Q. r. r
points East, West, South and Southwest. Bes,
and most popular route TO land pei ITS In
Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alaba ma
Florida, Texas, Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado
and California. For rates, tickets, time table
and further information, apply to James Hun
ter, Ticket Agent, or Edw. II. Hunter, General
Agent, Des MOines, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31


Marriage is not a failure, provided you car
catch onto the right party. There are ovel
three million women IN the United States who
work at different tad, for living. Any one
OF them ought to be able to support a husband
who is not extravagant in his habits.
4 little girl who wouldn't leave the Whit,
House one day recently until the Presiden,
kissed her came from Boston. 1t is evidentl,
a rare event In the life Of Boston girl to b.
kissed by man.
We want building inspectors who are Just a
little too cunning to be "deceivedn by con-
tractors who put up ten buildings on five per.
mits.
A woman glass-eater named Eliza, In a Den.
yer dime museum, is known locally as Crystal
Lie.
A clothes line--the method of seating visit
ors at our fashionable churches.
A Chinaman with seven arms is one Of the
freaks in Philadelphia museum.
A South Carolina cat swims river ever
morning and evening TO go to its feeding place
A Sioux boy says civilization is like Jungle
and hard TO fnd.o
The people who never get right In this world
are those who get left.
The tobacco men, at least, have turned over
q new leaf.
The stufrs that dreams are made .of-the
Chinese pudding,
Rich relatives are like wine-thsy grow dear
er with age.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

N" SAFER Rem"d can be had for Coughs
and Colds, or any trouble Of the Throat, than
"Bro~n's bronchial 7roches." Price rs cts.
Sold Ou,u in b0rss
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
w. N. u. D. M. v. xvii. No. s.

HJIn applying TO any Of the above adyen
Users, do not forget TO say that you saw the
sdysrpssaaat " this pspss
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When shs lad Children. she gave them Castoria
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

II was mean editor that headed the account
o! death from delirium tremens Spirited
AwayU
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

Wool triumphed this year, but in the long
run II will be wOrsted.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell 1t. 25c
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

good than any known remedy.
For SPRAlNS. BRUISES, BACK
ACHE, PAIN in the CHEST or SIDES.
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, or any
other EXTERNAL PAIN, a few appIi.
cations act like magic. causing the
PAIN to INSTANTLY STOP.
For CONCESSIONS. iNFLAMMA-
TONS SORE THROAT, sRONCHI-
It's, COLD in the CHEST. RHsUMA-
TlSM, NEURALGIA. LUMBAGO,
SClATICA, PAINS in the Small of the
Back, etc more extended, longer con
tinued and repeated applications are
necessary TO effect cure
All INTERNAL PAINS, lin the Bow.
els or Stomach CRAMPS, SPASMS,
SOUR STOMACH. NAUSEA, VOM.
TING. HEARTBURN, DiARRHGA
COLO, FlATuLENCY, PAINTING
SPELLS. are relieved instantly and
QUICKLY CURED by taking infer
naliy as directed. Sold by Druggists,
Price SOC.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
ELY'S
CREAM PALM

I suffered from,
edtarrh II gears.
The droppings int,
The throat rsre nan
seating. Ny no e blea
almost daily. Sine
.frtdays use Of Fly,
CrsQm BdLm hap,
had no bleeding, sore
ne s is c"t rely gone
d. @. Dneid on, ri \
BoS'On Budget.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
Southern Excursions at Half Fare

On January 18th, 18th, February 18th and
18th, 1889, the MonOn Route will sell Land
Excursion tickets at ots fare for the round trip
10 designated points in Alabama, Florida,
Georgia. Louisiana, Mississippi and Tennessee.
StOp-ovcrs can be arranged. For full par
iculars, address L. Z. Sessions, T. P. A., box
ISL Minneapolis, Mimi, or L. o. Mccormick,
e. T. A., Adams Express Building, Chicago.
A New England schoolbOy defines volcano
as burning mountain which vomlts forth
fire smoke and red lavendern
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
IN FOR THE BLOOD

A Pennsylvania dentist has suicided. Doubt
less because of extracting teeth without payin'
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
"PurgatOry Bullets"

The man Of whom society makes lion |,
never inclined to growl
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

That's a saw spot with me" remarked TIN
tramp as he viewed the farmers wO0dpilc.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31

A girl baby in Kansas has been named
Rainbow" In about sixteen years there
will be lots Of rainbow chasers in her neighbor-
hood
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
StOD that COuph

Polish helps man in society, but not wher
IL is on his coat
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
THE Seed MAN

3sI n. w. G;AEf a,sNsI H.. F.Heg@rt m
AsSa s eesasss SEED GAaslospso fg gss FREE
More SEEDS for the money taan yOn can buy
elsewhere PAGKKTe o Csnss. TRY T1
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1889-01-31
1889 PREMIUM PROSPECTUS. 1889
THE OMAHA WEEKLY BEE
WILL. DISTRIBUTE AMONG IT'S SUBSCRIBERS ON
THURSDAY, MARCH 2lst 1880.
EVERY - SUBSCRIBER =: RECEIVES - PREMIUM.
REAL ESTATE.

Nebraska
Fort Acres in
lin
in
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1889-04-10
RrFERENcE HAD TO THE RULES.

which your pitchers now send 1t. 1t did
not seem as if a man could hit the ball.
much less send it outside the diamond. 1t
was great surprise to see striker bat the
ball away out of reach of the outfelders.
And SO on throughout the game there was
a succession OF surprises for an old timer;
the splendid feld-play by which the score
was Kept down to few tallies instead OF
running up to twenty or more on side.
We'll. the game caught on. as you say.
and all Auckland was agog about 1t. The
mines had not been gone a week when an
attempt was made by a number Of citizens
to play game. 1 took my share in the
proceedings. though not as a player. AS o
former resident OF America, l WAS looked
upon as the most available candidate for
that extremely undesirable office. the UNI
pireship. I found an ancient book of rules
In my effects. and read up on the subject.
had hardly perused page before saw
great difficulties getting ready to confront
me. found. for instance. something about
nine balls. take your base. with provision
for allowing the pitcher one or two initial
tries before calling a ball on him. I recalled
that in the game your professional mines
played there was no such leniency shown by
the umpire, and that fewer balls were called
before the striker took a free base. What
would my New Zealand friends say about
this conflict of authority Then, there
used to be rule that foul, or the third
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1889-04-10
AN UNNECESSARY SLIDE.

book defining fair ball. They knew bet
ter, and scorned me for an antediluyian.
The worst was that most of the players in
whose favor had decided backed up their
opponents as against me. speciously
alleging that they wanted to play the game
right or not at all. and various remarks de-
rogatory to the umpire were made on
all sides. yielded. but the bad impress
sion OF me continued through the game.
and when runner fell down on home base
while the catcher jumped vainly in the air
for high-thrown ball. there were sarcastic
inquiries as to whether the man was not
out. | bore it as we'll as I could. and to
smooth over matters suggested to II
pitcher. who had been very much worked
ter not to chase runner to first base, Dut
to throw the ball to the baseman and thus
make sure Of a put out. Now. meant that
In kindness; but not only he took offense at
it. as coming from man who had shown
his ignorance of the game. but oil the other
players howled that was giving points par
TALLY. Oh. tell you it was great camel"
Your temporary absence from New Zea-
land, Mr.. Cranston." asked the writer. has
no relation to your umpiring experience?"
Mr.. Cranston screwed down the corners
of his mouth. and looked meditatively out
of one eve.
Il am in America on business" he said:
Il think that all unfortunate excitement
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1889-04-10

Zealand. Not long after the travelling COM
bination appeared In Auckland it was
known in this country that the enterprise
ing inhabitants of that city were anxious
to give 500 a month and travelling ex-
penses to some expert American who would
go over there and spend q season instruct
ing the inhabitants in the game. No one
has yet taken the offer. but it is said to be
still open. Meantime the New Zealanders
have tried their hands at baseball without
the services of an instructor. How they
succeeded may best be told by Mr.. James
T. Cranston, formerly resident of this
country. and now In this city on business
trip for his Auckland house.
1T was like breath of air from ones
native place." said Mr.. Cranston. ito see
the good old game played in Auckland. Yet
/ could not witness the scene without sad
ness, for somehow. in the nearly twenty
years sin 3e used to play it in this coun-
try. the gamo has undergone several strange
changes. My memory was first offended by
the bird-cage arrangement that I saw lying
on the grass near the catcher. I had no
notion Of what its use could be until the
catcher put 1t on. and what was my surprise
to see the umpire put one on also. Before
that point was reached, however, I was
startled by another circumstance that If
had been quick enough. might have ex-
planned the bird-cage; that was the extra
ordinary style Of delivering the ball. and
the tremendous speed 1t attained. In my
time. you know. the bill was pitched, not
thrown. and the effect was a mere toss,
compared to the cannon-bal velocity at
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1889-04-10
a FOUL TIP.

strike caught ON the first bound operated
to put the striker out. began to tremble,
It would be melting to mansiaughter to let
these vigorous amateurs fire hard ball at
the striker as they had seen 1t done, and
not one OF them would dare to stand close
behind the bat. or, IL he did, he should be
forcibly prevented for his own sake and the
maintenance Of his family. Yet it was
doubtful II they would permit the old. easy
rule of out on first bound to operate. They
were plainly ambitious to play the game
they had seen, not some crudely developed
fossil of q previous era. ! was tempted to
use my influence to dissuade them from
trying the game. but that would have been
useless. They were thoroughly determined.
With many misgivings / assisted In lay
ing out diamond In an open lot some dis
lance out OF town. for In one respect at
least they were reasonable. They did not
propose that their first experiment should
be Witnessed by great crowd, and jeering-7
ly compared with the wonderful exhibition
Of the visitors. We did not have an ideal
set OF the instruments employed in the
game. Many OF the men were cricket
players, and brought along cricket bats.
The nearest approach to base ball bat was
club that one enterprising gentleman had
fashioned from an oar handle. The bases
we're stones picked up In the neighborhood.
The ball had been made especially for the
occasion. A cricket ball had been suggests
ed. but 1t was abandoned as being unsnited
to severe play. So we had one made Of
hard wound yarn and elastics. and covered
with leather. 1t answered the purpose
very well. There were no masks.
Before the game began endeayored to
persuade the enthusiasts to adopt the old
style OF pitching. but that was too much
like bowling to suit. For q time the play
progressed without trouble, though the Of
forts Of the strikers TO hit the bah we're luz
dicrous enough to all but themselves. Then
the inevitable wild pitch came. The striker
nearly fell over under the force Of the blow.
and you may depend upon It that the um-
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1889-04-10
Treasures of the Sand.

Mr.. Whittier, in Margaret Smiths
Journal, has the following story of Mr..
Phillips, minister at Rowley two hun.
dred years ago:
"Mr. Ward said he was once travel
ing in company with Mr.. Phillips Of
Rowley and Mr.. Parker Of Newbury,
and stopping all night at q poor house
near the seashore the woman thereof
brought into the room for their supper
or. at wooden tray, full Of something
nicely covered up with clean linen
cloth. II proved to be dish of boiled
CLANS in their she Is; and, as Mr., Phil
lips was remarkable in his thanks for
aptly citing passages Ct Scripture with
regard to whatsoever food was upon
the table before him, Mr.. Parker and
himself did greatly wonder what he
could say of this dish. But he, moth
ing put to it, offered thanks that nov.
as formerly, the Lords people were
enabled TO partake Of the abundance
of the seas and treasures hid in the
sand. sWhereat, said Mr.. Ward, we
,, did find It SO hard to keep grave coun.
tenances that our good hostess was moi
q little disturbed, thinking ne were
knocking her poor fare; and we were
fain to tell her the cause OF our mirth
which was, indeed, iil-timed.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1889-04-10

out; so had to insist that In America there
was an unwritten law that any man deciin-
ing to play after being hit was declared out.
to the consequent detriment of his sides
interests. That aroused tho Injured man :
pride and spite, and he went to work again.
The next difficulty occurred when two
mon ran for the same fly and missei it by
colliding with each other. Each thought
the other to blame. and time had to be
called to reconcile them. In fact. it began
to look as II the position OF umpire was to
be the unusual ono OF peacemaker, instead
of general disturber. was rudely disa-
bused of this Impression. however. when
failed to call foul for ball that struck In
side the diamond and rolled over the line
before reaching first base. The mon in the
field promptly came marching in to argue
the matter in such familiar way. that !
saw with terror that they were catching on
to the American style. called time to
save myself from any disagresabie conse-
qncnces. and consented TO hear opinions.
They had watched the travelling nines more
sharply than / had. or interviewed the
players. or done something to learn that
fine point that was unk nown in my day 1t
was in vain that I pointed to the rule in my
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1889-04-10
A Little of EVERYTHING.

There are in Boston to-day 142 pub
lie hotels and 300 apartment houses.
The average height of man is &C. l
inches; woman, $50 inches.
Miss May Tillinghast of New York,
is the first woman who ever made q
church window in this country.
New York City's deaths and births
about balance each other.
Sir Edwin Arnold, author of "The
Light of ASIA" has undergone sue
cessful operation for the removal of a
large tumor from his forehead.
The Nile is supposed to have the
longest waterway of any river in the
world, but we must wait little before
accepting all the surmises concern
ing it.
Prof. Graham Bell says that deaf
mutes are increasing at faster rate
than the general population. This is
possibly due to the noises of modern
civilization.
A correspondent of the Boston Trav-
elIer suggests new name, "Whulge,
for Washington Territory. 1t is the old
Indian name of Puget Sound. Phebus,
what a namel
The imperial princes of Germany
rise at o. M, take cold bath, break
fast at $3.50, and begin their studies at
Z. Out of the twenty-four hours they
are allowed one hour and a half for
play.
A speech by the Greek orator Hyper
ides has been discovered at Athens.
Hyperides lived about 400 b. @. 1t is
suggestive fact that the speech just
found refers to bribery in elections.
There were "foaters" before Agamem-
non.
The Albany Capitol has thus far cost
SIS, 900, 000 The Capitol in Wash
ington, which Sunset Cox in his book
pronounces the finest building in the
world, has cost all told up to the pres
emit time $13, 100000. The Palace OF
Justice, in Brussels, which is much
larger than either, cost $40, 000. 900.
cold General" veteran who was
not on the pension roll, was shot dead
at Bangor, Me-, the other day, at the
age Of So years. He was the equine
hero at Gettysburg, where the nara
tive runs, having lost his rider, he
HEADED column Of troops and led q
charge, receiving q ball in the neck
that left scar always visible.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1889-04-10

HOWARD CHAFFIN, of New Holland,
Ohio, whose domestic relations are not
the pleasantest, attempted to brighten
his wife by sending her the following
note: "When you get this you will be
a widow. You will find my body in
the stable" Mrs. Chaffin received this
startling news with considerable nom
chalance, and, it is alleged, got out her
husbands best clothes and began to
brush them for the funeral. She sent
her daughter to the stable, who re-
turned, saying he was not dead, but
looked "awful bad" Fastening to the
stable, Mrs. Chafin found her husband
suspended from the rafter. In her
efforts to release him she discovered
that he had passed the cord under his
arm, and that there was not the slight
est prospect of death ensuing from
strangulation. Securing good, stout
stick, she belabored him until he cried
for mercy and begged to be released
from his awful position.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1889-04-10
Another Torturing Fiend.

r. U. Leonori, in an interview in
the st. Louis Globe Democrat, says
The publication of the item, "Jack the
Kisser," brings into prominent COM
parison character who for years has
greatly annoyed auctioneers. He is
of small stature, but sinewy and ath-
letic. Whenever I catch sight of him
in q crowd I have him chased out.
The fellow ire luents auctions, and, il
there is a throng, he seeks remote
corner, away from observation, and,
deftly clasping his arms about some
woman, exerts such powerful pressure
that she faints Le'ore he releases her.
Then he quietly drops her in the crowd
and seeks another victim.
As he always selects understood
women, and at time when excitement
is rife, none OF the bystanders observe
the affair until he is gone and the
woman is found in o swoon. When
one of the Frustrated women RECEIVERS,
all she eau IL is that something
grasped her with vise-like embrace
Owing to this prosecutors ability te
hide aud disa uise himself, it is exceed
ingly difficult to latch sight of him
In some instances, where warm wealth
er and packed room facilitated his
work, I have seen as high as dozen
women brought out for resuscitation
At the Moore Norton sale this individ
ual nearly caused the death of three
women.
A number of those who tainted a.
the recent Knapp sale were the result
of this creatures efforts. AS he nevel
apl ears to take any money, what hi!
oh. ect is is but conjecture, unless il
be fiendish desire to torture women
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1889-04-10

The Oldest school-teacher in active
service in Vermont is A. d. Searles,
who began teaching in 1841 at the age
of 10. He obtained his first certificate
from the poet John G.. SAKE. He is
now in control of the school which the
late Sir Curtis M. Lamson gave to the
village of New Haven Mills, vt. Lam
son was born in that village and was
knighted by Queen Victoria for the
part he took in the laying of the Allan
tic cable.