Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-06-28
PLEASANTR1Fe

A MAN of note-The musician
An ivory handle-Feelin, os
plants tusks. III
LUCK is seldom a good masto, /,
pay-days are too uncertain.
FAIR plays a jewel; but level. |
make fair play of aAntha.u 'a
Cleopatra"
THE policeman who guards II,
door of a liquor saloon on sunda~ -:
be called bottle-stopper. IVY
cit is a poor rule that won. w.
both ways" exclaimed the boz
threw the ferule at the schoo,n
head.
SOME men never keep at the ho,,
the procession until on the way IL !
grave. Even then they have to bs j
ried to the front.
WHEN woman steps out on tbo \,
porch with her arms rolled up IN
apron it is a sign to her neisbbor j
she has something to tell her,
You can always tell just how mr,,l
wife loves her husband by watcb;nr
see how long she lets him b.r,
opera glasses at spectacular show
MADAM engaging cook)-Have /
ever had any experience? Mrs. ,Jalo,l
neutrality-suspicious. is it? sbnrs
wuz in siven places the pasht month
Il OBSERVE by the papers that s,|
ven has sworn off again. 1t must
bad for the distilleries. "Not vi
He swears off too often to do them NJ,
HARM"
YOU'VE WIFE Cat balD-You are
proving wonderfully as dancer ID
you remember how you used to tearI
dresses? Young Husband Yes
wasn't buying 'em then.
DARLING" she said, weeping, sv}|
we were married five years agoI neI
expected to see you coming home !
o'clock in the morning." "Well
wouldn't now, M DEAR" he replied
you'd only go to sleep earlier"
FRIGHTENED Mother-For heayI
sake, John, run for the doctor b
has swallowed your collar-button. ID
Cunning over in bed)-How am I'd
for the doctor without my collar.t
ton? What nonsense women do /,
(Goes to sleep.)
"RoBERr, dear, what is q iag?"
jag? I don't know, Maria" 9,
Jones says that her husband told
that he saw you down town witty
jag on" ooh, yes. I see. He n
my box overcoat. It is sometimss "a
a jag."-Chicago Herald.
JOHNNY, said the father, sea
care you still reading that hism
"Yes, father" well, you drop it w
quick, and hustle out with your b
ball bat and go to practicing. III
amt careful you never will get 4
famous. "-MercAa7ot Traveller.
OLD lady, who prides herself on
youthful appearance, asks precoe1
boy at table to wait on her little
Lady-Now, my dear boy, when
get to be on old man I will wait on
Boy "a little indignant When 1 Sd
be an old man you will be dead !
buried unless you expect to live
She.
CLUBsoN-Did you ever notice
Boggs always feels of his vest poo
before pulling out his watch? Sharp
YES; and [ just found out to-day VII
was. What is the reas
Sharply-Because he never recoll
whether he is carrying the watch !
ticket, and hates to give his pa
broker away.-Be4rlingtoa, Free Pr
A GENTLEMAN living in Baxlev
Gently dreamed that in q certain
under stump of a tree he would H1
fur collar which had been stolen II
his house. He visited the field, fol
the stump, and, placing his hand IN
hole, felt furry substance, pulled
out and dropped the skunk on short
tice, and has since been fumigatlls
clothes he wore on that occasio-
says that dreams are a failure.
PRESENT AND FUTURE.
took her lily hand in mine
(She is my bride that is to bel,
And slipped upon that hand divine
A golden circle fair to see.
Oh, sweetest time of love and youth
Oh, eyes that no dark future scah'
Oh, lovers vows and lovers TRUTH
Owe shekels to the jeweler mani
She viewed the rubies blushing reu
With gracious glances sweet 10 ''''
Il fear no future, dear, she sad
THE present is enough for me-
KEEP STILL.
In one of DIR Rnrtnn's Yale lecIu