The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-11-08
thing went OF I'm Virginia last Tuesday
all the same.

all tbe same.
Mummics guaranteed to be 5000 years
old may now be purchased I'm Egypt for
SS6 apiece. II they do mot prove tn bss as
old as represented, they will be II you
keep them long enough.
II is estimated that getting born costs
the people of the United States $22bsO00,
GO annually getting married. $AOOO.00O;
getting buried. $4,uUO,uDO. Some sta
tistician should now figure out the ex-
ps.nsc Of getting drunk. getting bounced
and getting left.
Ex-Inrl Mayor Whitehead Of London
has been made u baronct i'm consideration
Of his entertaining the shah of Persia,
which proved to t. n very expensive job.
After the experience he must have gone
through. he should he decorated with the
Order of the Red Paint Pot.
The san Francisco Chronicle says that
California wines are coming ont second
best i'm their competition with French
wines i'm Central America. 81 great wine
drinking country. because of careless
corking m San Francisco. The French
are. always corking good wines and no
mistake.
.You would say Sointnon's temple was
n great ti,ing.' said Father NuReut, i'm a
lecture on 18th. Philosophy of Civilian
tion," Sunday night, ''but il would be lost
in Chicago to-day. II was only 40 feet
long. nj feet broad, and three stories
high" Correct Father Nugcnt. II not
lost in Chicago, il would Ia. stolen.
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IhNtf' Isho" ''''.'e
ta'iy, ~ , "a machine 'o more .'A, cover
that besides reproducing speech, the in-
vention will also Mt the same time print
the matter III type. ! WIN I'M" Hre.' oon'
I'd Feopic WIG w""' :"
print ana caht shcceeeI any o'her way.
The miners of Idaho say the name Of
| that territory was known To them long be-
iore .hc t'ne .n.lu,n .rr W. m
cnr,s'."su ,,,a M, a.. .'"'nn,
s y ."m -:
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e~ci'e "'''V".,o, :" :" sN 81
proa'h, while ma sihp'y oehoses sur
prise. The lone motintatneer who
wouldn't say "Ho!" instead OF "Ha!" on
! discovering Ida In a chuuip.
A servant girl at a hotel in Tomales,
Cal. saved the town from being burned
m, ,nr NIGHT RECENTLY by seizinv the din.
.r.Jn 81 .,,n.;n,. ,L,,o,, H.. .troc,s
NV
oi'rei"ot anu III ner "iE"t-"''sn' s's.ne !"
alarm for "a Hire IN "a barn. Inc girl de-
serves great credit, but after all she il Il
weak imitation of Foraker. The gr.a,
virtuoso would have lifted up his bed
room window, made "a few remarks, and
,,,c hack M h.,d ,ynin.
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Perseverance under difficulties Is a
trait OF character Toss"ss.si ny Few pf"pi.
IN s'i"h dstgfse as ID 'oiih N'''.r'S'sr'o
Chicago. He trst broke intna drsi4 store
and Swallowed poison. In" a's'tors saved
him. Tut Lee Followed TINS mp WIN thrs'e AT
tcmits Ia hang MInseif. raiiii.g To ieaN'
the world by that ro',t". he cut nus throii
with n razor, ami with the hi""d stream
ing from his woti,id ne weiit 10 the. roo
;n,, n,,,,,,rc,l for burial twelve. wound
mad. viii a ,,;r of scissors were. foun,
o, hi I,n,ly' Now that Mr.. Ambr,,stc
h,s ,,,, ,hrr. va. ho,s. ne ia .ntisfied.
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Mr.. L. II. French. the discovcrer OF TIN
"Silcnt City Mirage i'm Alaska. thus de
scribcs the spectacle tn "a correspondent
of tl,.. New York Suu.
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,,,,.,..r In ~. dir,r,i,o az Mount Enirw.,thc
NINA, "a, nrst ,n,.,.,r,,i Ia b,. "a thin. misty sIoa,.
\, ...,n ,,...,m. clearer and we ,iis,in,,iy saw
s,...,r ~. .,, moyin- ,ow,r,l ms. NJ. co,,ld ,lain,
-. ,,.,,s.. w,li .l.6n,.i str,,.ts ami trees Her
49,, ,I,.r.. r,,.. tan S,,ir,. oy,.r h,,.,.. bui,dinv
wi,i,.h n,,..arcd to In. ancient mosques or q;
,,,.tr.,S 4, w,x a l.r,,c city whi,l, wu.,i
.nn,,i, N, I.oS, m mann inI,,hituuts + notice
nr,i..uiar,v m. imn,,.nsc height of m. suirer
~. i,,,I, h,.., .,n,r, and s,,,,r,t..l I'm ,r,l..r
TAT. 4, fr.,n ,Iiucr,nt ,,oints of view. nv M
,in.. AZ. r..,,,,..,i ,siuts az x,ntau, il had grow
Fainter and s,s,n .iis,n,s.nr,d.
E-n,,, ,bc .lpscriution this IL nno,,cstio,
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