New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-05-23
THE TALK or TIE DAr.

Don't interrupt me IiU ! III UoHO' "'
bun recently perpctrated by al English speaker
On local railroad printed S4 saS. s's r t
related that recent return caused great iaaE We
M The tSs conductor NrSs that the In
Iured passenger sober and Indus'1ous, us ~
q stating where sew "sf c ss" BY bis O train
another conductor, for be declared thaI me sa
OF inc animal was kind and gentic-bnnoio hNp'o7'
SAYS Tie zslcnsh tohiO, Graphic" IN pairing
With a member OF It's stah Jesse hhen' lu,ineip
local editor OF this paper. has accepted P'sl"oh ~
81 hearer IN a saw MIL at New-Plymouth Jesse IS
r. stted for tho position. and We wish him u'ioouhded
success"
Ono dav last week a Boston business man. VINO
was at wcrh debating letters TO hs Se1SE n yWeIlk
dressed men, msncd IN S1 b ISG come come
title time and then went out when they TO-, and
tho business man turned !" n'S S''"0S'"P"''
say Did you notice the personal appearance 70 f"oSe
two gentlemen"
Wen Of them was ga wG Sr EG9 Sgnts P'N Now
ShIch WA the prize fighter and which was ,"'
publisher d.scr,bci one Of the twoa young man Of
agreeable ap Pearance and pleasing manner o,,ss.-
That" size said, was ne p,1sLS,. r VI GTbc man
o, t"oE FOR The publisher was the Prise-ngt,enr.
s sU% 6 H%T man you took for the pr1esh'r VIA 10"
9uel nS . was not case where the hoy He'd either
-tFostOn transcript -,
uU.or,, never surrnders any OF her prerRsuVo~
On man, exclalms an advocate OF woman rien,N
Then how Is II that, although IL was wo.pan mno
&C.,, saw . snake, It IA now generally the mon VINO
see snakes
lille fellow whose 9th birthday Is a. hs 1 pea "a
hc QUESTION asked Of S t t "d a. a." all she
infant'7 HIS reply vas: snS s,n ,br infant hr
to aS 70 his mother Mamma that baby had i meT
hair cut In heaven spP2se h iSs bSpsrs S"tIsruns
wick SfeJ Telegraph.
Never before has Central Park been 50 mo'n III"
dude It I. SO fresh and green. yon KNOW
The Progress Of the Amateur" Were you IN tn'
amateur circus, Ethel - -.,,,- IN thu circus or
betg hr bear,lsd lady in the FonT Hundred IISHS
show and thought rho laInr would w eEe' ~ "''"
moro fIn."- lMunsey's "eehy'
An English lady has written TO the newspaperS pI"
,e,,pv against the outrageous conduct Of the railway
companies IN not providing men to sfana IN INC ran
way coaches aad hold bonnet boxes N their arms SO
that their contents shall not be ios'ied'
lie Willingly Complied. 90 you
want Mr.. wauktrski
W.Oh. that's ali right, Mr. wsukrak; ID do that
willingly AFRAID you were soins o a'E iof sO'''
cash down.GYankee Blade
II is told Of q boss carpenter in haine that nc
had one question which he always asked Of journey
men When An applicant for work appeared be was
thus insrrogatcd
aYou whistle and sing some at your Sort, don't
youl"
"Ob, yes"
"wol what tunes do you generally whistle Or
sing"
oh there's odd Irundrei' and 'Au!d Lang syne'
and Dawn by M. Weeping Willows and
That's enough - tho boss would eNclaim "ion
won't do for me- Too slow, them tunes BE-. Ooid'
day.
ON the contrary. II the applicant answered. oh. I
prperaIly whistle Yankee Doodle or Money MUSK,
or Tho Fishers Homptpc, or something OF that so'
the carpenter would say at once:
~ think youn DO! Take Of your coat II you
want to. and 60 Ia work
sba,bulcih Office seehrrI have called 20 see, Mr.
Wanaluakcr, II you can do something for me. am .
~ "a LEAH ON The classic banks OF The Scbuylkin
Nj. wansmakor-lou arr M Philadeiphan, ~. no
SknnE I'm TWO distinct syuablcs ITrrre Haur ENprsS.
"rhe other day. says The Boston Transcripts
IIsrcsier having occasion TO go from Onc railroad
station to another Tho Listener picked ont prom'E-
ing looking cab from limo Of vehicles In front OF
lhs station and requested the driver. who was IN MS
scat to drive him the city. The driver shook
his heal bowling alphabetically, and reiharNed Mex
Gentleman. please; I'm not running now Tho
gentleman In charge OF the next csb In tho line opened
his door and mounting his drove The Listener
I'm a very gcnlemauly and expeditions manner across
The city,
Tho following misspelod names Of places on letters
s but a sample Of what the CLERKS IN ne Rondont
ufHco arc compelled 4" wrcste7 with eycr5 weHki
" Poviblse7 Secplkc" Each Of these letters wa
Intended for uehRcC psc, and was marked IN haste
" sogkerCsr thrown IN the Saugnrirs mal. while
" VornteuSe- found It's way Ia PhOeDicla I'll right
(KIngston Freeman.
California philosopher evolves the theory that
the many divorces in that State are due TO the cold
ness OF tho climate and the high price Of coal III
tho evening he says It Is so chilly that the husband
and wife can't sit down comfortably a they DO IN
tho Fast and with coal at Sl5 ton they can't aHorl
to use IL 80 tho husband rns into the habit ot go
ing out for walk In order to heep warm and 'he |
win often gets into tho Same habit. Divorces soon
follow.
GYcs Clara" continued Mr. RrCeZio 20 his eldest |
daughter 10 succeed In this lfu Que should husp"hh
Ycs pa" rrulIel Clara. with faraWsy look IN |
hor eyes especially whom ones opRortnnltSS a''
family Of growm-up SirIs'-li'o,i'n transcript