New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-02-04
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Goats imported from Palestine arc very popular In
Gan Deeo. Cal. The San Diegans now use the ex-
olamation, "Holy GoatP instead OF Holy Smoke
Mora Analomania-sign Painter-You want sign
English Chop House over your aoor 40 you 49,.
Proprietor-Yah; dot VI" ID Ensn'h 'nOV
DO you want any extracts from the bill Of fare
lsVsh dot vas ono goot idea Baint on de board
Hot Sausage, Peer und Linburgcr Cheese'' '-tfnh%
delphla Record.
In West Chester, Penn, Court WHAT Is samuel
Fnley's reputation for truth telingi" asked 'ne is"
s,pout half folks says hits good and tother half
eau. hs bads was the reply and the prosecutor from
west Cain smiled audIbly.
SDd YOU ever have any dealings with Mr. Fin
leyis asBed Mr. FPS lawyer.
"Ycsn
How did you mako outf'
aWen, er-eh--I tried to stick him ana ne stuck
me: that's how made OUT came the reply with
little hesitation.
uusbandS and ADMINISTRATIONS Aothor-What1
Only a month married and unhappy
Married Daughter-now eoud ! DC otherwise eh
y 10 rt with my old beaus he doesn't mind
: He doesnti"
think about H. Why that odlous Clara BLANK, who
ISN'T half attractive as S = b blessed Sst SP has
shot al her twice. philadelphia RECORD.
Robbins. the circus man, is consistent Christian.
ue neyer swore in his life, and never allowed any OF
bic employes 10 swear. Whenever he saw one OF
them getting mad he would say, Here now; get
outside the ropes II you are going to cuss''
wortbv ob,ect-De Chord-You don't mean 10
.o, COZ, went 10 an amateur concert last nightT
"'Ds Musio-Yes couldn't very well get out OF ~,
and. besides, the object was ono which heartily
i0E y Beneat Of an orphsn asyluml'
ana: it was TO raise funds TO send tho principal
| to Etrone n-(philaQclphia Record.
This ia an era OF palaces. We hear of ice palaces
IN a. paul and Montreal, palace in Sioux
rltv n cotton palace in New-oreans and o spring
poIaoe In Fort Worth. The latter palace, We are
Informed will be series Of palaces devoted 10 cot
ton corn wheat oats, rye, millet, sugar sorghum,
fruits vegetables and minerals and viii be the great
cat exhibit Of the States resources ever made.
Settling the Dust.-Mr winks-My graoiousI Look
there where the sun comes IN and see the cloud Of
auS Mrs %iRks1Goodness me Marie Come lower this
clrtaIn.-(NewYork Weekly.
There win be an important congress Of the scotch
irish race IN Columbia, Tenn, on the 9th Of next
Nav Distinguished orators and scholars OF that
race viii read papers COMMUNICATING tho deeds of
The scotch Irish Columbia was chosen the place
~ meeting because II Is central In location, and was
tho homo of two famous Scotch.Irishmcn, Andrew
Iactson and James X. Polk. The date chosen IS tho
most delightful season Of the year In that latitude,
and every effort VIII DO ma1o 10 insure inc comfort
and promote the pleasure of those who attend. The
congress win be revelation to many people, In
that IL will show how numerous and influential tho
sootch.Irsh in this country are.
A fashionable boarding school in New-York teaches
Eta pplls how TO cat asparagus. II Il q painfu.
bo,gbt that there are th1usands Of girs-0ice girls
tooNho arc compelled to 20 through the world, from
The cradle TO tho grave without receiving single
lesson IN the art OF eating asparagus. Norristown
Herald
little boy in Massachusetts, town recently rushed
hcme from school and exclaimed. @oh, mamma we
are going to have q degraded school" He had heard
some talk OF having graded school,
Little Pierre French boy, went out 10 walk with
his father the road, aud was badly frightened Dy
sWhy should you DO afraid, PIerreg his fathel