The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-04-25
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ssyasr 10 ,hosld IaSsa. fOu never
seem asts ilaa bali sssks
a eisru Sessrslsr mae puts bis news
iisms iroEa Chicago snd Boston nndsr The
title u 'pcfk and Beans.
"A msalesI certificate for a Bsnalo
qBsct tslif u man being cured Of rben.
ms,isu II ~ years s,asding
JBs,es Did you ever take 40 oath.
nssaa1 wilssss Giadignsn,iy Ma nrl
Ia FLAP ihe mAns face who swors 10 my
pfntcsce
"A New Hsnpslifo man named Baker
Ls 10 unmarried daughters snd they are
hose throughout ihe county as Baker.
dozen,
--Eiiieis afe b4ing recognized cfiicisl.
y. Ihe prssidsni lea pious msn Who
doesui pirposs 70 zee The writeous for
ssken
Nfl esnt iLe captain Of = ship keep
nva.i Faldam 81 the weigh, Of hm al
eLor. t,.isAi a ssiehiag II rvery time be
lssv,t paf'i
--Ai, Urpfiisb wtIl. Jane. / sm sor.
~ yon is,c decided 70 leave me bnl II
,oD afe sits - brit,r yourself of course
Jane Il iss'I that, ma'sm; am gong
10 get msrfird
-MHai mskes the girl wick 80 fuDnyi
inqaiisd DrSwJihe II Browne Il abe
iptoSics,edf Oh. no; she Is not inioIicat.
cd. responded Browne. It's only her shoes
that are tight.
Three contestants 81 the late MIR.
Siewsrls will bsye died recently, and the
others will have 10 live 10 a good old age
before the lawyers will let up. /, is q
legal bonapza.
: How IT Feels TO Take Bath, is the
big headline on a long article 10 western
paper Western editors never hesitate to
sacrifice their personal feeling in order TO
get riecs Of sensational news.
Pawbbroker This is very fine alarm
clock. cit; ADD ! am sorry can not sd-
vance yous tenth OF its value Citizen
Never mind, II will be Of no further
use to me, There are twins 10 the house
The problem before the Now Jersey
legislature At present Is how to give every
body everything without costing any body
anything. The all powerful caucus has
no, been able TO tackle 1t successfully
yet.
"A dry goods house advertising sea-
scquos the other day added 10 its adver.
iisemsni, Circulars free" A lady, after
reading tho advertisement, sent note 70
The house asking for q circular "a fur liz.
cd one
Mis-, Salsionstall lof Boston, Tom.
my, will you have piece Of mince pie?
Tommy Beaoonsireet (who is taking din
ner oui) iesm and | trust that your
spportionment will be commensurate with
my esteem for yourself.
--Lsndiady THAT new boarder needn't
try to make me believe be Is . bachelor.
He's either married or widower. How
can you tellg Landlsdy- He always turns
his back TO me when be opens his pocket
book to pay bis board.
Porter: Two gemmen want to see the
President. Secretary Halford (eX-editor)
Who are theyi One says he's journs.
list. sab, an the other says he's newspsp-
or uau, Admit the newspaper man and
kick The journalist out.
Conductor How old is your boy,
madam Mrs. Cohnstein--He vos eighd
lash Cbuns Conductor = (suspicious about
the halt fAre) = He looks great deal cid.
or than that Mrs Cohnstein -Ach Der
II Idle TELLER hes bet lots obj drouble.
Ala wax figure exposition. Blobbs
approaching a lady sitting on sofa near
the en,rancf) Natural us life. Pretty
eooush 70 kiss Lady (rising indignsntly)
--su Blobb. Heavens, madam l
tacush, sOu were wax. beg Is thousand
pardons
Young Mr.. Brcka~ (Sho belives in
doing everything 10 businesslike wsy) |
- Mics sju,hmayd, am mstrimonislly
Inclined You are my choice above oil |
women. ] desire 20 marry You. Is II
go1 Miss Sou,hmsyd (freezingly-Yes.
SIR There is the door.
Miss Fnssanfeather Mr.. Bacon al
ways does tho right thing at the right
time Mrs Yess,-How 500 Why be
proposed for my hand on sunday. And
Vas suadsy any more appropriate than any
other tinef Why. certainly, don't you
krow IL was Palm snndsy.
-Augfb VIE isiter quarrei) Seems
30 me we've been married about hun.
dtcd yeass can't even remember when
or whsre We fnt met Husband lemphat
icalls)i can. I ". alta dinner party.
aad there we're thirteen at table
posssb boy am afraid ! shall have 10
81 lp calling % you. Miss Travis Miss
Tasis Why. prayf Poseybcy--on &C.
9 ,nni q yonr parrot He is very profane.
Miss Travis -Ths, isn't profanity, you
z ,osel ] an simply teaching him The
n,ues sfihs latest German operas.
Il liter Shepard. Of the New York
Mail and cypress. filled the pulpit II the
kaos Presbyterian church in that city