New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-15


saHsnny'a She psld $4,000 for thsrn. On. dseiinsf
( have never before Or since soon sach rich bus y
fiusband--f you could have seen Mr. Van porsmf.i
did Just after his Wife told him Of her rmrsSsss
you w9aid not say that dearest he was innnissiS
more biuc than The sapph.res.-Jewcilers Weekly.
DE-. McGlynn VIII make his frs. appearance -
Boston Is Iectarer on April 20.
passenger-How many times !. a.v Al vou ss,r A..
refreshments this road wy ~ -. 10y -
Conductor-Six times,
%yesy.s sss 80 S foS ss Hssy ISN'T ~.
OF the road are intercs ted n s,. ~ ' a.
isotdfes patent medicine Dor syapeosia ssyonSsrs
Statesman.
One Of the ocstknown drsnkaras and barroon
ioungers Of Philadslphia is dead, IA r.s 800
named Billy; Or rather hs vas hss ora. ana hs,e
deer. He has not drawn sober breath mr. d. I.as
seven years with tho exception Of two roa,sss -.
BIO was laid up With broken leg es,4,d hv . 80,
payne spree. He frequented all the l,oyo- 40 -
Nlcctown, and was always taviisd to have sorn.,,,,
with tho other boys. He nssarais believed IN fr,s
wthiskey; and 1t is said that II was IA. f,ar !, 49,
passage Of a prohbitosy law that canasd his d..,s
He was generally quiet when he had lee on, 49,
sonaIy, however, demolshing fruItveadsess .ss,A
He was always hand 90 election day. sud a eous..
voted the straight Democratic ticket Ths career e
Billy IL a striking illustration Of tbs dsusas -
which brute can sink when he tries to iintsfe man
smytheT Here's that sonfounded sheriff Win va.
minutes after You worked that sheriff rsckst on ns
ssssr say . sSs 1nS s 81 timer .s e
inquirer.
coal dealer in Yorkshire En- gland has been IN ths
habit OF giving overweight In selling, the weighing
machine beIag so constructed TO register sboth
twenty.four hundred pounds as q ton. He dld this
out OF pure benevolenee. But strangely enossh his
Kindness was declared to be Illegal by the authorhes
who arrested and fined him for taisifsng al oficisx
weight
short time ago q New-York nm ssu,t esus p
scottsburg Ind TO purchase lergs white OAK tsca,
which measured twenty seven feet In circumstance,
They bought the tree fog s7S, and set 70 WORK e ~
got out One board that was ten inches th,cE I've t
feet six and one-hah inches wide at the top, sad
sisifty-two feet long. This board was loaded upon
s bos. wss eseS snd whole
to remove n one and half miles ibis vas pronsoY
the lareest white oak 10 The United stases-tChs
cagD Tribune.
Where is the West, anyway Here are the Cniossp
paperS commenting on the western ideas Of Justice
that obtain in Omaha while doubtless omshs locates
the West in Montana or Colorado. And when yo@
get to these localities you ind somehow or Other
that the West has elided You altogether, Wills tbs
Pacific slope looms before you as the ultima thule
HIS Speech Prepared.-westerner TN PAiladeiphis
gun store).-Sure this Is the best gun ye hEvet
Dealor-Thst is the finest revolver made. sir; NJ
very latest patent.
"seifcockcr7'
.afor For calaber. is sr' y
ayes sir.s
sJ g|sn, ;Ae barrels lone enough"
undoqsisdly. DO you expect to go bear huns'ns'
aoh, no.. I amt no frontiersmsn, l sinx zvs
m Prairie CITY but we expect 70 nave .os,ofsrs
-(Philadelphia Record