The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-14
BRIGd Bus.

ANOTHER hunting accident" That seems to
be the principal occupation of hunters-hunt-
lng accidents. And they find them frequently.
-Ierds Siftings
MISS GRACE is a beauty, isn't she?''
Yes, and she knows it, too
w nat makes you mink that?'
Because l told her SO myself. "-Lo1ceH Citi-
zen.
Boston GIRLS it not strange, Senior Ma
llIdo, that you have never married? Have you
never propose1!
Senor Ma Ildo-No l leave the management
Of all my money matters to my secretary
EJoch.
HoPwooD-Knox, did ever tell you the story
about tie judge and his coon dog?
knox-L don't remember. Was it a good one?
Hopwood-IeS, mighty good story
hnoX-then you never told it to me.-New
York Truth.
beg pardon; your face seems familiar
Haven't met you somewhere before?"
q ute ..ossIbl,-. I'm a Conscientious Scruple
IN attending TIE Cronin trial"
Snake; same here. I'm Fixed Opinion. -
~ittcdyo -NeOs.
Mr. 5MIrHreading Bel.amy's Looking Back
ward )-Hulio, what does that mean? We are
TO have neitder banks nor DanKers. Isn't he
dug it rather fast2
Mrs. Smith-Why, no dear; not at the rate
hey are gong to Canada.-Neso York Tribune
Coal really must be carefulnot to give Mr..
'mVthe any or cOuragement, for do not
want to hurt his feelings
Edith lie has not proposed, has he?
Cotd-No, udC nc u,tS Oeen aaAlns me if
Thought could keep house on $40 week.
Epoch.
PAPA Ito little EtheD-Do you know, dear,
O.. at the one bright STIR you see above me is
digger than all the earth?
Etuel-Jh, no, papa; that can't be!
Iapa-But it is my dear ~
Ethsl-rhen why doesn't it keep off the rain
Pick lie Up.
RopBY TO his s-erl-Ts Mr.. De Lunkhead.
your beau, judge of fine arts?
TEA verJ eooA JuAse, 6obby. But why
do you ask?
Bobby-Oh, he told me last night that he was
soln, 20 est the man W 10 paiuCeI your portrait
20 paint mis- house.-Rome Settilet.
AN IMPossrBILITY.-'T trust you will not
mink hard OF me. he remarked, reaching for
ais hat.
Sir she answered frigidly, zone VINO knows
you can never think nard of you #" And wander
i K homeward meath the electric light, he
o derrd nat it was she meant TO convey
Hdrper's BazGr.
He stepped up and wrote on Chicago regis
Ter, u. Blnks Worlds Fair City,
Hotel CerX-Where is that city located,
please ?
Guest-New York, of course.
Hotel Cl rK-Um, yes. Front. show the gen
Cleman up to 2l13, fifteenth fl Jor Elevator out
If order, sir.-Kearney Enterprise.
10y we you been to the seashore this sum
mery' WINS quill
-, We really couldn't afford it this season
we bought an English lord for Fanny, and a.
We nave several younger daughters rapidly ap-
preaching maTrlageaole age, felt com
PEELED to economic These lords come hi. h.
out the girls viii have em.-EpOch.
CHICAGO MISUNDERSTANDING book agent)
= nave no lIme to looA at your Bibles; have
forty at home
Book A GENT But you have none like this.
This has whole page in the family record for
divorces, aud
Chica aerchant-O, that's different. Why
didn't you speak up in the first place? You
may leave me coupie,-Ne,0 / or Herald
Confession OF AN AUTOGRAPH FIRND-First
Autograph Fiend-l don't see how YOU got
autographs from all those great poets
Second uto ,raph Fend-EaSy enough |
oud WI t. some Sweet Singer OF Michigan
sort of verses, aud print tIem in our local pape;
u der the name of the poet | wanted to strike
Then I'd write to him, asking if it was true tnau
they were written by him.-l'd get a r4d-h 1t
letter III reply every tim '.-Aetc tOrk Weekty