New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-09-15
THE TALK or THE DAY.

| Says an Englishman: You Americans getting
that you have interest for any time but tho
present. Years ago used to think we were pretty
wide awake when coined the phrase men OK
the day. But bless me- you have no use for men
of the day you only TO know about men Of
the hour And l expect that you will very soon
ignore everybody but men OF the minute. inc
American people live on the sharp point of thu
passing moment. and seem to enjoy it'
MeE Dew ", the e ss 20 rss TO Of s ss
the methods Of the great libraries there, and also
with view TO examine the method OF extension AZ
posed for the NewYork University, by which students
may be afforded opportunity for study In higher
scholarship with the formal recognition Oh the
Regents.-(School.
"Chicago Is the winner ecxlams The Chicago
MALI speaking of the Worlds Fair Oh, no; Chi
cago IS dead loser and has known It from the start.
but has been making great noise for advertising
purposes.
Too Mad For Uer.-summer boarder Ito farmers
daughter)-Sarah. l love you: believe me darling. ]
Farmers daughter calmly j-GraclOus Dick. you
must have N awful temper-lE Verano Whistle.
An English tenor who gets about 800 for singing
at concert home asked 20 600 to sing IN hye con-
certs in Boston. lie explains why he asks such an
exorbtant price by saying that it Is worth that to
sing In an American provincial city.
His Chances Improving" Do you love me. deari'
We'll CRolly,7 said Molly. to tell you the truth,
am not quite sure but think perhaps so'sd love
to get your salary Establishments Journal
There is a great deal of talk about what to do with
the abandoned farm lands in New England One
good method of dispOsing Of them would be for we'll
TODD families in the large cities and towns 10 ouy
them summer homes. There arc great many
people in every city who could easily aiiori 10 oW
a small farm, and they would get vastly more COM
fort and recreation out of it than they ever can in
summer hotel. 1t would also be cheaper way TO
Spend The summer and would develop the love OF
country life which lacking in Americans
Not Quite Enough-Man Of the word-You say that
your summer resort IS quiet place!
Rural Landloid-Yes sir.
Highly, sir. We have ten ladies' stopping with u
who in the best oey Oh and s Sn G No
don't think fll>stOp with you, Pm afraid the noiss
would kill me"-(El Verano Whistle
saws General John B. Bowman: 1t is my opinion
that irrigation Will be the of doubling the popu.
Iatlon of every Western state and Territory within
the coming ten years I further believe that In tho
East where the rainfall is heavy, but uncertain, irrg
ton Will ultimately be resorted TO in order 10 insure
creatT regularity Of crops. Fourtenhs of the area "
the United States, not including Alaska, require
irrigation. This territory includes part OF Ca'loru~
Texas, Kansas Nebraska, Oregon, all OF ArHo"A
New-Mexlco, Utah. wyoming Montana, and portions ID
Dakota and Washington
How are you getting along With your WORK on 'n'
piano!n asked Bllnkins of Young woman. g., NV
oh, very well; can see great Proe'''' D." "'
Well. the family that lived next door moved away
within a week after began 10 pracuS Ctco, a an
next family STAYED a month"; the next Ten weeks dlsa
the people there now have remained nearly SIX
months S-tWashington Capital
1t seems that there are men who make a business
OF stealing toothpicks. They lounge around tS
aauf. and
no one Is looking press their hand on the toothpie
which are standing end up. and then withdraw theif
hand into convenient pocket
Can you tell me, my friend,n, said the elderly derry
gentleman to the keeper OF the camel what the hump
on that animals back is forP
whats 10 fOrl
Yes: OF what value IS it!' ,.
"well IT'S lots of value. De Gamer "oui'" "
no good God w Ndt u H.
awhy notl Yer don't suppose people 'ad pay
twenty five cents TO camel widout any hump w
him, do yer!'-(Washington Caphai'
The Delaware and Maryland peach growers arc
anxious in regard the alleged shifting OF the pe"ch
belt.
Here is an advertisement taken from YokahomA
japan. newspaper, which IS printed in English;
For sale:
Made Fro From rs Really Leafs
Can be durable for the sickness Of Male
pzzv.-Use to put or wipe few drops on the tors.
mead bothsdes under eyebrows, noseholeS, ana p"A'
su TIesyerSWipe on the forehead, and noseholes IN.
Flt-Wipe most to the noseholes, and drink re" aoT
mixed with tea ,.-,, ~, -, , 49,, ,,oaboles
sont mr. Cout swOen.-Wtpe bothsides OF fofehe"'
noSeboles and much % the breast. -,
ueadache w ipe on the forehead, and nosehoe''
'''''e cr 10; rHooNG SUNG,
Tai-pin Gate outside Brass smith koa~