The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-10-29
THEY DO SAY

gate some dsy-but We doubt il il ever &C.
ours
That Chicago the worlds fair will &C.
cure sone day-but We doubt il it ever &C.
ours.
Th.t GrA>S Cleveland will have an heir
soue oay-bui We doubt IL IL ever occurs
That B Harrison over this republic will
preside eight yesrs-but we doubt If il ever
occurs.
Thai farmers and laborers will all see
III beauties of protection some day-but
We doubt if il ever occurs.
That lrJ;eciiUu tie ,aborinG man viii
benefit some day-but We doubt if it ever
occnrs.
That Governor Francis will serve out
] i Euberu aioria, term before he goes up
bigher-but we donbt il il ever occurs.
Thai Jefferson City will keep the capt.
tai s,curS foIever-but We doubt if il ever
ccru-s.
That B. w. Plant will wear striped
clothes some day but We doubt ii it ever
occurs.
That the Boonvile Star will cease to
twinkle some dsy-but We doubt if il ever
occurs.
That Cooper county democrats will
dwell together in peace and harmony some
sweet day-but we doubt If il ever occurs.
That the millennium will come and
peace will reign on earth some sweet day
but we doubt If il ever occurs.
That the devil will get his dues some
day-but we doubt if il ever occurs.
That certain working girls, who
earn three dollars a week, will cease to
wear silk dresses, striped hose and gold
bracelets some day-but We doubt if it
ever occurs.
That a man can notice certain poor
girls without causing people to talk some
day-but we doubt If i: ever occurs
That thirty-6ve dollar clerks will cease
to sport gold headed canes and drive fine
livery rigs some day-but We doubt il il
ever occurs.
That dudes some sense will learn some
day-but we doubt if ii ever occurs.
That lawyers will cease to squSbble and
stir up strife some day-but We doubt If IL
ever occurs.
That doctors will rejoice to see people
healthy some day-bul We doubt if it ever
occurs.
That bank cashiers to Canada will cease
to go some day-but we doubt if it ever
occurs.
That the bank cashiers now In Can ada
will return and refund some day-but We
doubt If il ever occurs.
That Mr.. VIM L. COrum, OF Smithton,
will promise to marry another widow or
two some fine day,-but We doubt if IL
ever occurs.
That Mr.. Henry Coope will cease to
celebrate payday-but we doubt if il ever
occurs.
That the general Office boys will cease
TO gamble some cold day-but We doubt If
ever occurs.
That Sedalia will have a hundred
ousand dollar hotel some fine day-but
We doubt if it ever occurs.
That Ohio street will be paved before
next May with cedar-but We doub; If IL
ever occurs.
That Second street will be paved with
granite some day-but ~e doubt II 1t ever
occurs.
That Sedalia saloons, in the rear, will
all be tightly closed some Sunday-but We
doubt il il ever occurs.
That Sedalia police will take notice OF
everything that goes on under their noses
some day-but we doubt ii Il ever occurs.
That James Ritchey, Homer Boutwell,,
ct al, will have to pay Mr.. George L.
Heard $50, 000.00-but We doubt if it ever
occurs.
That Tom Kehoe an heiress will marry
some lucky day-but..we doubt if it ever &C.
ours.
That Hon. Wn. Steele is soon to wed On
on autumn day-but We doubt if ID ever
occurs.
That Gilmer Gilbreath will make all the
delinquents pay their taxes some cold day
but we doubt If II ever occurs.
That Tom Mitchum, some months hence.
will have a word or two of his East
ern trip to say-but we doubt if it ever
occurs.
That Will Courtney will cease to attend
other peoples weddings some happy day
but we doubt il il ever occurs.
That Joe Minter, Doctor Wood and
Ben Meyer will "pull the string" again
some day-but we doubt if it ever occurs
That Doctor Oyerstreet will cease TO
room at his Office and have snug home
some day but We doubt if it eyer occurs.
That Bert Bixby will be the hapPiest
man in Sedalia some dsy-but we doubt
if it ever occurs.
That the Anti Indignant Husband Socie-
ty will soon have another meeting, husbands
to dismay-but we doubt If it ever occurs.
That MAYOR Crawford will see that all
the city officials toe the mark and keep
sober some day-but We dJubt If i, ever
occurs.
That Sedalia's police Judge will be
sober and sedate some day-but we doubt
if il ever occurs.
That Sedalia husbands will not have to
keep bull dogs ia their back yards at bay
but We doubt If il ever occurs.
That Sedslia's saloon men will have to
fellow other business some day-but We
doubt If it ever occurs.
That Joe Sicher will cease to play pranks |
on his boarders some dsy-but We doubt if
il ever occurs.
That John Jaynes will take tumble to
himself some day-but We doubt if it ever
occurs.
That George Cook will get over his hon.
eynoon some day-but We doubt If 1t ev-