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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-07

We have transferred TO Mr. D. j. Murphy the
sele of our well known brands # Lime and Ce-
nents. Our friends, as also contractors ami
builders generally, may rely on procuri from
hr. Murphy the same high grade of mat rial
which we have dealt in for many years.
JOS. a. ROBERTS 4 co.
n Borders may still be sent to us direct as
heretofore
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-07
BUST TURNIP SEED

just received, a Full and Fresh Stock of
BUST RUTA BAGA, FLAT DUTCH, and ali
other varieties OF seasonable Seeds and for
sale at lowest prices. E. J. KIEFFFR-
Druggist AMI Scotsman,
Corner West Broad and Stewart SITS.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-07
SPECIAL NOTICES.

advertisements inserted under "SpeciG
Notices" tgiH be charged 81 90 Square each
insertion.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-07
He Was Lacking in One Particular.
Pronl the Jackson M.Sstssip 9ian.

ITTyTt
Col. Stone got or pretty good thing on a
dele "a c from one of the rural ountieS to the
state convention, whom he met there f r the
first time. The colonel said; Il am glad 10
years but never hal the pleasure Of your ac-
quaintance se- that the S N, however is bet
Tor looking than the father" Look here
colonel, said the delegate. you Iced not be
fiattering me up for | am out and out for
Barksdale for governor, although the old man
is Tor you" why, | simply nnd you better
looking than your father, but lid not say you
colonel Those standing around reared with
laughter, in which tine delegate good humoredly
joined.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-07
SPECIAL NOTICE.
MONEY TO LEND.

We have large amount of money to lend at
reasonable rates on central business property in
savannah. Parties wishing to borrow will do
well to correspond with u.s.
ELLIS & GRAY, Attorneys at Law,
Al South Broad Street, Atlanta, Ga.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-07
MOVEMENT OF MELONS.

The Car Loads Moved Yesterday and
Their Destinations.
MACON, GA, Aug. 6.-Only o e car of
melons for Cincinnati went from the Geor-
gia Southern and Florida road to-day.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-07

a HAIL STORM in Villatranca, Piedmont, was
Of such enormous stones that more than 100
persons were badly Aurt and boy and a girl
had tnelr skulls fractured. The weight of some
hailstones was estimated at two pounds.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-07
ELECTION NOTICE.

LI1K1N I EUN No Tue.
n election for Superintendent of the Savan-
nah Board of Trade will be held by the Direc-
tors on WEDNESDAY, Aug. Z, at 4 p NJ, to fill
the vacancy caused by the resignation of the
present incumbent. Applications should be
addressed to either
S McA. WHITE, Supt.
ISAAC G. HAAS, Vice President
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-07
EDUCATIONAL
It. JOHNS COLLEGE, F nov ~:

This College enjoys the powers Of Uuiyar.
ity and is conducted by the Jesuit Fathers, Il
situated in very beautiful part of New
YORK County, between the Harlem R. and / 7
sound. Every facility is gwen for the hes,
lassical, Scientific and Commercial Education
}oard and Tuition per yer, $500. Studies
eOpen Wednesday, September 4, 1899
st. Johns Hall, a Preparatory School for
Boys from 10 to IL, is under the same direction.
or further particulars apply to REV JOHN
5CULLY, S. j., Pres.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-08-07

The House rHi road comlnltDee this after
noon received the repor; of the special CO 10
mittee on the Olive bill The committee
could nett er report the bill or agree on a
substitute for it, which leaves this famous
mos sure in q very un avorahle cDnd-
ton. The general )mm.ttee will make an
effort to do something with it next Thus
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03
Stories of Gen. Grant.

In the National Republican Conven-
ton of 1880, John L. ROutt led the
Colorado column among the 3O6. Soon
afterward the ex-President visited the
Rocky Mountains, accompanied by Mrs.
Grant. Leaving her in Denver, he
made a round of the mining camps
with Gov ROutt and one of his own
sons. Needing no hardships the Gen
eraI penetrated into the very heart of
the continental divide and across it into
the widest recesses Of the San Juan.
With the true spirit of a soldier he
never once complained of unavoidable
deprivations, and one night while lOdg-
ing In a log cabin, when his bed com
pletely collapsed, he forbade his COM
paniOns to move, assuring them in the
dark that straw mattress on the floor
was a softer bed than many he had lain
on. Before retiring Gen. Grant al,
ways arranged for the starting time
next morning, generally naming the
earliest possible hour. He was then
invariably ready himself, and mani
tested impotence at any delay.
From one of the small towns near
Crested Butte, in the Gunnison, a cav
alcade of $50 young men and women,
handsomely mounted, rode out to meet
the General. AS they approached the
horse Of one of the girls took fright,
turned about and galIoped full tilt for
the town. Gen. Grant instantly jumped
up in his carriage and shouted: "Is
there no swifter horse than hers ?"
Several of the men put spurs to their
horses and gave chase. While he
watched the periIous race and saw the
danger the girl was running, the great
captain exclaimed, with the utmost
distress: as the whole pleasure Of my
journey to be spoiled by an accident to
! that poor young woman ?" But she
was saved, though overcome by excite
ment. Gen. Grant had her placed in
the carriage with himself and Gov
ernOr Routt, and conveyed her to their
destination.-C. P. Bryan, j7J amer
icU
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03
OKLAHOMA.

Now that millions Of acres OF this magnificent
country are to be opened to settlement, thousands
of anxious hOme-seekers are pressing toward the
promised Land. - Twelve o'clock, noon, of
April 22d 1889, is the time named In the Presi-
dents proclamation when they can cross the line
into Oklahoma. All who intend going should in
form themselves before starting, as TO the easiest,
quickest and best way to reach the country IN
time to secure their hOmesteads and to be On the
ground ready for business at the earliest possible
moment Examine the Official maps and make
no mistakes as to your route. The Atchts0ns 10
DeEG E SGTtG Re r. R. IS absolutely the only rail
road built and OpeTOted into and through Okla
HOn5G. Two daily trains in each direction
through the country. The U. S. Land Office for
the eastern district Of Oklahoma IS located at
Guthrie, directly on tie tiue Of the S575ttt >.
The u. S. Land Office for the western district is
located at Kingfsher Stage Station, thirty miles
west of Guthrie and of the line of any railroad.
Kinghsher Stage Station Is, therefore most easily
reached via the Santa Fe to Guthrie thence by
stage There Is forty miles less stage ride and twelve
hours shorter time than via any other route to
Kinghsher. The Santa Ee Route connects with
the important lines from all parts OF the country,
and reaches Oklahoma direct from Chicago. Kan
sas City, LeavenWOrth, st. Joseph. AtchlsOn, To-
pelza, Abilene, Salina, COncOTdia, MINNEAPOLIS,
Kansas,-McP hersOn, Newton, Wichita, Winfield,
Wellington, Caldwell, Hutchinson, Great Bend,
Larned, Dodge City, Denver, Colorado Springs,
Pueblo, Trinidad Las Vegas, Santa ke, Albu-
ouerQue, SOc0rrO, FL PasO, Dening and Silver
garding rates, tickets and train service, call on
ticket agents OF Santa Route, or address
GEO. z. NICHOLSON, G. p. q. Z. A.,
A. Z. g. S. +. r. R., Topeka, Kansas
P S.-Ask for Oklahoma Folder containing.
land laws and correct sectional map of country.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03
THE OUNCE OF PREVEN-
TON.

lOLNa
Under the above heading the New
York World of February 10th, contains
an editorial, of which the following are
a few extracts:
physicians and unprOfessiOnal men
of sense agree that if people would take
a little of the pains to prevent disease
that they do to have it cured that the
civilized world would be much less like
a vast hospital than it is now. = \
But the idea Of regular and
stated physical examination, even Of
persons who are apparently well, is an
excellent one. The approaches Of pull
monary complaints, kidney troubles,
and many Of the ether ills that flesh is
heir to are so insidiOus as not to be ap-
parent to their victim. + X
In nothing is it truer than in disease
that IAN ounce Of prevention Is worth
pound of cure
There is a great deal of wisdom in
what the World remarks. Individuals,
as a rule, do not give their physical
welfare attention, and it is only when
alarmed by the presence of disease
itself-the consciousness of falling
strength-that attention is given to
such matters.
Much has been said and written in re-
cent years concerning the extreme and
Oftentimes fatal danger which results
from delay in the treatment of kidney
diseases.
Physicians admit that they cannot
control advanced disease in those or
gans, and it is doubtful whether they
can control it in any stage without the
assistance of Warmers Safe Cure, which
is established as the only known means
which viii reliably prevent and cure this
class of disease.
Besides, it has been definitely ascer-
tanned that kidney disease is the real
cause of i'll health in most cases where
consumption, heart. brain or nervous
disorders are supposed to exist, and in
consequence of such belief many fatal
mistakes have been committed by our
best physicians in treating such disOr-
ders, which are but the symptoms of
the disease, whilst they have allowed
the real disease-disease of the kidneys,
to escape their notice until too late.
There is no safer or surer way by
which health can be preserved and dis
ease averted than by the occasional use
of Warmers Safe Cure, which viii bene-
fit the ''engines of life, the kidneys,
even if they are in a normally healthy
state; while the good that will result in
case disease is threatened, or is already
present, cannot be Overestimated.
The most careful examination made
by a skiIlfuI physician sometimes is Un-
reliable, since this class of disease is ex-
tremely deceptive, and seldom openly
manifests itself until the unsuspecting
sufferer is beyond assistance.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

ApOplexy, pneumonia, rheumatism
are prevented and removed by Warmers
Safe Cure Why? DR.. Geo. johnson
Of Kings College, London, England,
says: 'sThere is widespread enlarge
ment of the muscular walls of the small
arteries in chronic Bright's Disease, not
only in the arteries of the kidneys, but
also in those of the pia-mater (inyest-
ing membrane of the brain), the skin,
the intestines and the muscles, as a re-
suit of mOrbidly changed condition of
the blood due to kidney disease" IF
the kidney disease is not cured, apo
plexy, pneumonia or rheumatism viii
result. Warmers Safe Cure does cure
kidney disease. thus enabling them to
take out of the blood the morbid or IN
unhealthy matters.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03
Good Fortune Away From

CTez.) News, April End.

Galveston (Tez.) News April End.
During the recent Nardi Gras cele-
bration at New Orleans, a lady from
Galveston, while taking in the carnival,
was not forgetful of the fact that it was
near the time for the March drawing of
the Louisiana State Lottery, and re-
Numbering that she was then in for
tunes very household, the home of the
lottery company, she invested 81 in a
lottery ticket, which she brought back
to Galveston, almost forgetting its pos
session among her many pleasant recol-
lections of the trip. The drawing came,
and it was not until several days after
that she bethought herself of her ticket,
and having her attention directed to the
matter she, upon examination, discOv-
cred that she held One-twentieth of tick
ct No. 1O,42O, which drew the second
capital prize of 100000, thus emitting
her to $4,000. The ticket was prompt
~ cashed through the b mixing house of
Adoue & Lobit of this city, being paid
over to Mr.. Nichols as the representa-
tive of the fortunate lady.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

80 the subject was changed. And
leaning back in my seat, while the train
rocked on its way and the winter land
scape sped by, a study In brown and
gray, I wondered If there was any
thing in all this changeful world half
SO eVanescent as the early loves of
womankind for their own sex.
Dew exhales quickly in the sun;
smoke is nothing but wreath of moth
ingness; a snowflake is Of all things
In nature the most ethereal and fleet
ing, but neither dew, nor smoke, nor
fake of snow can compare with the
transformers of youthful feminine
loves. It is not until the heart gazing
depth to hold the root Of steadfast and
imperishable affection, not until the
cultivating touch of experience and
sorrow has been laid at that root, that
love means more than the fantasy Of
an idle hour. the whim of purpose
less existence. And yet, these 6eeting
and capriciOus loves Of youth are much
like the prodigal blossoms Of last
June's fruit orchards. Ten thousand
pink-hpped chalices Of perfumed snow
made the air sweet with their useless
beauty, and fell to the ground TO FOt-
ten OF were waited by the drOwsy winds
into oblivion. Yet who would spare
June's prodigal blossoms, contenting
themselves with only a mathematical
calculation Of just enough bloom to
stock the autumn cellar-bins with APP
pies? Who would forego the sweet
ness that idle blossoms bring to the
long June days? Who would miss the
purity and fragrance of yOuth-time
loves because those loves are but idle
and wind-driven blossoms, purpOseless,
rOotless and fruitless? They overflow
the brief June-time of life with some
thing sweet and perfect, although eva
nescent and soon forgotten.
No pure love, however idle and pur-
pOseles3, ever yet unfOlded its white
! petals in a human heart, but that
| heart, for the time being, was the
| sweeter and the nearer heaven for its
brief unfolding. Then love on; rhapsO-
| die your cob-web VOWS; look into
each others untrOubled eyes, "Where
the untried smile of youth lights out
ward its own signs, and swear eternal
| fealty to one whose name you cannot
recall tomorrow, although your
memory be aided by the assurance
that "she" was rather tall, and you
and she were perfect lovers" Your
| evanescent loves are the prodigal blOs-
SONS of af1iuent life. They make the
! air sweeter, even though they die
and fulfill no destiny. While love is
in the heart there Is no room for sOr-
! didness, and guile and treachery. It is
only later on, when the blossom has
| dropped, that we become traitors and
| disloyal to both God and man.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03
The Noble Red Nan.

A correspondent writing from Ari-
IONA says that at the time the law was
passed making it an offense--fOr Indians
to appear in a city minus their trou-
sers the red men accepted the decree
with their usual stOicism. They would
carry their pantaloons on their aims
until they reached the city limits,
whereupon they would don them, re
moving the obnoxious garments when
hey left the city.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

The wonderful cure by Salvation On Of
Mr.. 81. S. E-utp. 29 George St.s Baltimore
Nd, Who was for many years So Frustrated
with rheumatism as to be entirely helpless,
has awakened widespread interest IN tins
remedy. Tt costs only . cts.
ST the heart of a man IS depressed with
eare and suffering, the mist As Cispelled when
the bottle appears Not a bottle OF spirits
Oh, no! but a small vial of that invaluable
compound known to civilization as DR..
Bulbs Cough Syrup, which VIII cure cough
or cold Immediately.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03
Deafness Can't Be Cured

by local application, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies Deafness is
stachian Tube, When this tube gets in
famed you have ruInbing sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and whenit Is entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unless the lnham-
aton can be taken out and this tube restored
to its normal condition, hearing viii be de-
stroYed forever; nine cases out of ten are
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an
inffaFned condition Of the mucus surfaces.
we VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness, (caused by cataErh, that
we cannot cure by taking Halls Catarrn
Cure. Send for circulars free.
=. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03
Conznmntion snreIv 60.

To The Editor: Please infOEzn your read
ers that 7 have positive remedy for Con
sumption By its timely use thousands Of
hopeless cases have been permanently cured.
I shall be glad 70 send two bottles Of my
remedy FREE TO any of your readers who
have consumption If they VIII send me their
Express and ?. 0. address. Respectfully,
z. A. SLOCIJbE. III. c. III Pearl ST.. Il. y.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

All competent authorities say Bright's
Disease has no symptoms of its own,
but presents the symptoms of other af-
fections. Warmers Safe Cure is uni
yersally recognized as a specific for
Bright's Disease. That is why it cures
so many other diseases, which are
caused by the kidney affection. It re-
stores the kidneys to healthy action.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Sissy (charming) DO you know Charley
MuttOnhed asked me what day was April
know why he should have asked. All days
are the same to him"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03
WhatSCOtt'S Observation-Disclosures
over % Pounds Gain In TO Weeks
Experience of a prominent Citizen
HE CALIFORNIA SOCIErX r r TEE)
SUPPRESSION OF VICE
SAN AyCIsCC- ,IuTv I'll, 1000 1


I took a severe cold uCOn
my chest and lungs and did
not give it proper atten-
tfOn;it deveIopedinto bPon.
chitis, and in the fall of the
same year I was threat
ened with consumption.
Physicians ordered me to
a more COngeniaI climate.
and I came to San Francis.
CO., Soon after my arrival
commenced I aI1tng ScOtt's
Emulsion OF Cod Liver Oil
with HypOphOsphites reg,
u1aPly three times q day.
In ten weeks my avOiPdu,
pOis went from 1873 to $50
pounds and over; the cough
meantime ceased.
Q. r. BENNETT.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Insurance oficer-''I understand that MIR.
Richman hasn't u cent of insurance on his
life. Why don't you go for him?" Agent
Won't do. He was born lucky and makes
money out everything he touches. If we
should insure Richman to-day, ten chances
to one he'd die tomorrow"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

s9Why do you look so sad, Miss Ethel?''
''Sister Helenis going to marry Tom Barry
.'The worthless young Teprobate! No Won
wanted to marry him myself
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

A likely theory. First Little Girl-What
does your papa dO?'' Second Little girl
SCHe's got a position under the city govern
ment's ''Wen, but what does he dO?'' 81
don't know; he never said. Guess he don't
know hisself.'
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Bella-'Don't look like perfect fright
in my new sack, though?'' Clara (absent
mindedly}-'' Yes" Bella You mean
thing. III never speak to you again as long
as live"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Spring musings Cashley (meeting his
friend at the tailOr's windOw)-''Ah, Jack,
Thinking of a new spring suit?'' Slater
(gIoomily) wondering how can ever
pay for my winter One!'
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

STRANGER Cin temperance town.
Amt you got nothing to drink? Hotel
clerk (conidentiaIly)-Go over to that
machine and drop two niekels into the
slot
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

''NIy dear was that a hymn you were sing
ing to Lord Fitz De Grey last night|' asked
YES YES pap papa it was when Can Read my II,
tie Clear ~
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Not found: Stranger Ito cashier in res
Eaurant} -ffIs the proprietor in?'' Cashier
no sir, he has Just gone out to get some
thing to eat. Back IN few minutes, sir."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

'eWhat did Miss Frost say in answer to
your proposal?'' ''Well, she spoke in such a
hOarse whisper that found it impossible to
understand herr go, then she probably
said neigh.''
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

yuOth a sad young physician named Proctor,
AS he sealed to his grocer a letter,
1T sometimes occurs Pm ms DR.,
But Oftener still I'm his Dr."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

It was pure tictiOn.-DIrs. Beeiones-
sSHave you read How Men PROPOSE Miss
Anne Tique2' Miss Anne Tique-''NO, I
don't care for works of undiluted fiction.
Men don't propose"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

In 1850, 'BBowN's BRONCHIAL TRocHEs'
were introduced, and their success as a cure
for Colds, Coughs, Asthma and Bronchitis
has been unparalleled.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

The prayer of the Office seeker: go Lord
make me good enough to get a fat position,
but not too good to work it for all 1t is
worth
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Work for workers! Are you ready to work,
and do you want to make money! Then write
to B. f. Johnson & Co., of Richmond, Va,
and see if they cannot help you.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Clara-''Did you notice how beautifully
my dress sat at the Harvard Assembly,"
Bessie-''Yes, 1 noticed it sat most of the
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Motto for a chIld's toy bank;-Drop your
nickel in the slot, and get five cents worth
of exercise trying to shake it out next day.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

A mild hint-Ethel las the old gentleman
enters) -''Wel, papa, what is it?' Old
ScrOggs-''H Here's an umbrella I brought for
George. It looks as if it would rain before
morning"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

a cOntented mind-Papa (that is to BEL
1'What are your prospects; Mr.. De Brazen?"
Merely that Of being your sOn-in-laW, SIT,
] don't want anything better"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

A clever newspaper man puts his news
items from Chicago and Boston under
the title Of ffPork and Beans"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Barkeeper- Look here, you, I say stop
working that lunch counter Tramp IRE
proachfully)- amt working; its a pleas
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

When Baby vas siek, We gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Costoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to CastOria,
When she had Children. she gave them CastOria.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Mary, should be delight
ed had I as much hair as you ''WaD,
mum, yez can borry it any tonne yez loike."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

Sherifss Sale.
Smoke the Sheriff Sale segsr- straight Zoe Havana Sc
gar for Sc
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

WANTED a chest protector, was the
faceJious way Ia which hotel propri-
etOr recently advertised for a porter.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

CRUMBS Of comfort are not the ones
which a mean joker seatters ia his
room-matess bed.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-05-03

1t is said that mermaids tie up their hair
with a marine band.