The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1889-07-18

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About the nearest approach to n pei
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or whether you discontinue during the
ity, like the bubbling brook, goes on for
ever.
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Price so cents, Sold by j. T. Shurtleff,
Bennington.
First Boomer-"You fellows have no
git up about you at ALL Why don't you
have photographs Of your own town
taken like we di Are you ashamed Of
'ty Rival Nav, that amt the
reason at all. Iwant you to understand
young Teller, that our town don't sand
still long enough to be photographed. =
Terre Haute Express.
Mrs. Testy docking up from the paper)
- NNio IA Ctltdtn RtnLlt-
man, after fit of illness, was alb. olu ely
unable to remember his wife, and did
not believe she was the one he married Y
Mr.. Tes'y-'Well, dunno. It's pretty
hard work sometimes for a man To real
iza that his wife Is the same woman be
once went crazy over"
Mrs. HARRISON b. nj min, think
there il burglar under the bed. Hoos-
Ter voice from beneatf-No ma'sm. I've
got u good repatriation in Plumville ez
emmy man, an have pertitiOn signed by
Ill the l1adin citiA-ns ter show tn Gin nj
in the mornin'. | wan tn nnstoffice. an
Lige Hsl'Ord couldn't stav' me Oft with
\ bluff. Munsey'S Weekly.
Mamma, that tail fine-iookinp younp
man leaning against the piano surely
cannot be Mr.. De Fulter l Thought mana
'aid he was short" Only his Accounts
with the government, NV love. But his
securities made ii all right, believe, and
he has since fallen heir to gae we'll in
fennsy lvania, Sh-Mr. De Fnlter, nv
daughter."- Chicago Tribune,
Two of the SWEETEST Chicago statesmen
were riding down town in CLARK street
cable car, yesterday morning, and were
overheard os follows az say, Fwed.
were you at Miss De Lards reception ~
Yes, my dear boy" How was the
feed, Fwed :" Fred lin disgust)-"Oh
don't speak Of it. The napkins were
machine stitched. "-Chicago Tribune.
Anxious mother-"I wish, Susan, that
when you give baby bath you would
be careful to ascertain whether the wa.
ter IL at the proper tempersture,n Susan
oh, don't you worry about that.
ma'am. don't need no 'mometers. N
the little one turns red the water is too
hot II It turns blue, tie too cold and
thars all there is about il !"-Boston
Comm tcealth.
Deacon Yallerby-Mister Pres'dunt. III
moves you dat we elect Simon B. Sy
ways member o. dis O'ganiz,tion
President-W-wha' foah you moves dat II
Hes regular, mean, down CHECKING
tief. Deacon Yallerby-Perzackly an
as we am to hab q choking supper pooty |
soon, t'ink IL would be a wonderful |
savin' ter 'lect Slyways a member
Laurence american.
One Hundred Ladies' Wanted,
And 100 men to call on any druggist for
a free trial package OF Lanes Family
Medicine, the great root and herb rem. |
edy, discovered by DIR. Silas Lane while
in the Rocky Mountains. For diseases
OF the blood. liver and kidneys il is
positive cure. For constipation and
clearing up the complexion It does won
ders. Children like it. Every one prais-
es Il. Large size package, so cents, Az
all druggists.
"Now, Gus" said boy 10 his pay
mate, we've got this dog in partnership,
and half belongs to each OF us. Well
call one end mine, and Que end yours,
and you can have just which end you
like" GAN right" replied Gus, 'you
can have the front end" (persuasively),
with the eyes, and the ears, and the
mouth. and the collar, and teeth. or the
rear end with just the tall I'm take
the front end. IAN right you'll have
to feed him, then. THE Argonaut.
Ullie Akerstror, the popular and live
ly actress, has put into its most striking
form deep down principle Of life and
business foot your horn IL you don't
sell clam" II holds in politics, toe.
Advertise yourself Make racket forI
the next campaign as soon as this one is
over Get up banquets and hold recep-
lions and keep yourself in mind. Moth
ing will come Of IL now, but perhaps it ]