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A Freckle Prescription.

Irate Young Lady, paid you S25 for your
much Wanted prescription for freckles, and
1 am as freckled as everl
Quack Doctor-You remember told you
that you must wash your face with stump
water-that is, water that had been standing
in an old stump.
Irate Young LADY, followed your direc-
tons exactly, went to the country, hunted
up an old stump with water in it, and washed
there, and here am, perfect fright!
Quack Doctor-My dear young lady, the
water took off your freckleS, but suppose
the stump was some distance from the hotel,
and you got fresh lot coming back.-New
York Weekly.
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An ELEGANT onnortnni.r.

The late Drs Gage and Burton, Of Hart
ford, were both genial and fun loving clergy.
men, and when the two met there was al
ways delightful passage of wit, as the fol.
lowing anecdote illustrates: One of DR..
Cages lectures had proved to be less attrac-
tive than the others, and on its second repe-
tition it had become chestnut" and did
not draw" many left. When DR.. Gage was
relating to DR.. Burton his experience with a
burglar be said: ''Why, doctor, had him
down fat on his back-I held him there-he
couldn't move an inchl" "What a splendid
opportunity" retorted DR.. Burton, ''that
was, Gage, to have delivered to him your
lecture on Palestine. Boston Journal
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She held up her hand to the conductor to
stop the car, but he was in no hurry about it
and waited until it reached the crossing.
Didn't signal you to stop the car back
therep she demanded
"You did, madam"
"Then why didn't you stop itF"
Against orders, ma'am; we stop oily at
crossings"
"Who gave those ordersF'
1.-THE manager" nc
as the manager on tho cart"
mo, ma'am."
"And / can't see him?'
"Not unless you go to the Office"
Every well l withdraw my patronage
from this line. Just inform the manager of
this fact, will you, and suggest that he call
and apologize. The car can now proceed"
And the car, strange q relate, did proceed
Detroit Free Press.
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Answer this Question.

No g Why do so many people we see
around US seem to prefer to suffer and be
made miserable by Indigestion, Constipa-
ton, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Coming
Up of the food, Yellow Skin, when for IS
cents we will sell them Shiloh's System
Vitalizer, guaranteed to cure them. Sold
by A. G. Smith & Co.
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Not So Rad.

II want you" said detective to stranger
he had been shadowing around town for an
hour.
fam arrestedF'
"You are"
"And got to be locked upF'
Eyes"
"Well, go ahead I knew it would come
sooner or later, and I'm glad it's of my mind
Yes, stole Charlie Ross
'Oh, you did" replied the detective "If
that's all I'll let you go. suspected you Of
stealing an overcoat. "-Detroit Free Press.
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A Triding Discouraging.

Mrs Goodheart proud and elegantly
dressed, but moved to do humble deeds Of
goodnes)-Wili you please ask your mis-
tress if she has anything for the heather to-
dayi
Colored Servant-I's authorized to speak
for de household Yves got nuthin' fer yuh.
Burlington Free Press
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enhance pers onal
beauty is the daily
use of Ayers Hair
Vigor. No matter
what the color of
the hair, this prepa-
ration gives it a lus-
tire and pliancy that
adds greatly TO its
charm. Should the
hair be thin, harsh,
dry, or turning gray,
Ayers Hair Vigor
will restore the
color, bring out a
new growth, and
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WALLPAPER

The latest shapes in tourists felt hats
just arrived at Nine. Lambs, % Main st. :
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-07-14

The celebrated Broadhead dress goods,
all warranted, at d. L. Davis, formerly
Barnes IL Davis.
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And ingrains, decorations, magnificent
line, at Dinwoodey's-
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Beauty

is desired and admired by all. Among
the things which may best be done to
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PEOPLES TICKET.
GENERAL ELECTION.

Monday, Aug. ., 1850.
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| DIRECTORY
SALT LAKE REAL ESTATE BOARD.
OFFICERS OF THE ASSOCIATION:
B. G. RAYBOULD, President.
HARVEY HARDY, Treasurer.
RIM. WILKINSON, Secretary.
LIST OF MEMBERS:
F. NJ BISHOP, III Main street.
TT. BLUE, 237 Main street.
IT. L. BOWMAN, 81 w. Second South street.
j. FRED. CORKER, PSI Main street.
w. H. Cassidy, 81 w. Second South street.
w. It. CROMAR, A W. Second South street.
| C. S. DESKY, 12i Main street.
C. DRISCOLL, 43 E. Second South street.
B. A. NJ. FROISETH, 20 E. Second South street
w. FULLER, ITO Main street.
]. K. GILLESPIE, &c w. Second South street.
HIN GREENE, ga Main street.
o. GROSHELL, cor Main and Second South st.
A. J. GUNNELL Room 90 Scott-Auerbach BIZ.
n HARDY, III Main street.
F. G. HEATH, $50 Main street.
M. E. HOPKINS, 2S7 Main street.
j. F. JACK, 235 Main street.
E. F. JONES, ISL Main street.
E. B, KELSEY $50 Main street.
G. II. KNOWLDEN 25l Main street.
J. L. LAWSON, 267 Main street.
WIN. ]. LYNCH. 262 Main street.
c. Z. MITCHELL, 245 Main street.
j. A MORLAN, 143 Main street.
NJ. X PARSONS, 235 Main street.
B. G. RAYBOCLD, "A W. Second South street
A. A. RICE, 237 Main stSeet.
A. r. RILEY, 43 E. Second South street.
E. p. SEARS, 245 Main street.
D. a. SMILEY, cor. Main and Second South st
G. D. ST. GEORGE, 231 South Main street.
S. B. WESTERFIELD, 282 Main street.
4 I WHITE 81 f.. Second South street,
r. b. WHTTTEMORE, "a w. Second South St.
T. A. WICKERSHAM, 263 Main street.
RIM. WILKINSON, 800 Main street.
A D. WOOLLEY, 1853 Main street.
G. YEADON, $50 Main street.
Parties desiring information in regard to Salt
Lake city and territory, can obtain the same
free of charge by addressing any of the above
named persons.
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Parties renoUing from one place TO another,
Gssd desiring papers changed, Should dte0dyS g'oe
former as tGeH as present address.
The Iola register., 1889-11-15
Moran.

Miss Eva Burton Is over from Fort Scott vis-
itiDg.
Miss Moore. of lola. is visiting Miss Nora
Moss.
Sam DeHaveu left Monday evening for Penn
sylvia MIA where he said he was going to locate,
but SANS actions do not tend that wav.
Mrs H GorrelI, of Centerville, Is visiting
her parents, Mr. and Mrs Phil Moss.
Rev Emerson is holding revival over north
at Belfry.
Mrs Mary Hobby and Miss Kate Hobby start
ed for their home last week; they will make q
short visit before leaving sor new York
Mrs Jonea has sold her town propertyto Miss
Harris The former will move to Fort Scott
Mr. Dougherty has sold his farm to Mr. Ny
ers. the former Is going to Nebraska.
Mr. Andrus, the cattle buyer. shipped car
load Of hogs Monday.
DIR Lambeth reports the following births: Mr.
and Mrs woodard, November Z, a girl; Mr. and
Jewell reports the following: Mr. and Mrs
Frank Wycofr November 6, boy; Mr. and Mrs
Myers, November 3, twins, boy and girl
John and Charley Mcknight and VIM vestal
returned from a trip to Oklahoma last week.
They were so well pleased that they each took
a claim within three miles OF Rock Island
City. They intend to so back In the spring
A camp OF Sons Of Veterans was organized
here last Saturday night. The following OH.
GERS were elected: Captain Leo X Fesler, first
lieutenant, s C'Hara; second lieutenant. Geo
Merrill Anyone wishing TO join brfOre the
camp is mustered in should report t. the Cap
tain
The 10y OF the Democrats over the election
tried TO make itself known by way OF firing
the Democrats claiming the powder to be too
sswetD
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Salem


Miss Duncan Is visiting at George Rhoads.
L NJ Thomas has small republican at HIS
house.
Oscar Kiener has gone to Princeton. lie will
bring back to car loa Is Jf raDr puSl 'r:l slbrt
horns.
Mrs McDaniels has moved from Yates Center
to her farm In Salem.
The late rain was much needed to Oil the
ponds for winter.
The election In Salem was part Republican,
part Democratic and part Union Labor, with
She Republicans in the lead.
There Is to be festival at Salem Thanksgiv-
ing evening for the purpose of assisting the II.
brary fund. Admission IS cents, supper free.
The library Is proving great benefit, and We
would like to see good attendance that night.
Miss wisner and Miss Nash, OF Allen Center
| we're at Salem Sunday.
EW Carver lost three head of cattle by their
| running in the corn stalks.
L b Pearson has put in some scales and is
buying corn to feed his steers.
j o Hottenstein had b is cattle dehorned last
He says 1t takes great deal less shed room
than formerly.
The first literary at Salem will be held Fri.
day November y.
We went and heard Major Hendershot and
his little arum. Well, he can get more out OF
a drum than We thought WAS In 1t; Quite a
number went from Salem Miss Allie Pearson
received good share of commendatiOn for the
| manner In which she recited the q. A. Il. well
come to the Sons of Veterans or "s0ns Of those
who wore the blue. Altogether it was very
good. Hon L H Funston who was In Humboldt
MIR Crawford is selling good many apple
trees this year
This Is an of year for tie Republicans; the
Democrats never have any on year.
The Iola register., 1889-11-15
SAMPLE COPIES.

We sent out a number of sample
copies of the REGISTER this week In
the hope that some who are not now
taking the paper may be induced to
do 80. We hope that all who thus
receive it will examine 1t carefully,
noting the large amount of general
news, the county correspondence, the
official publications, the "For Sale or
Trade" column in which advertise.
ments are printed for our subscribers
free of charge, and many other feat
ures which We think make the REGIS
TER a good investment at 81 50 year.
If you want the paper, send us your
name and it shall be put on the list.
BE- Those subscribing noW and pay
ing a year in Advance ,Ditt receive the
Kansas Farmer 8 months free of
change.
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(Cro,rded out iast tceck.)
Star Valley.

The diptherea scare, fortunately did not
reach us, 30 no schools In the vicinity were
stopped.
Mrs. Childs and Miss Crarell are upen the
sick list.
The district fathers have consented to have
the school well In district II fixed, the work
was done the first Of the week. Prior to this,
the scholars had to carry water more than q
mile.
Mr.. John Body and David Keeper returned
from Oklahoma the first Of The week. They
report pleasant trip.
We understand that Frank Perry expects to
go to Missouri on visit in short time.
RObt. Willhite is rejoicing oger the arrival
Of q little traveller at his house.
A literary society to lie known as Star VAL
ley literary and debating society was organ
ized here last Tuesday night The officers
elected were Pres. j e Bal, Vice Pers John
Perry, Secretary Miss Fannis Perry Treasurer
James Willhite, Sergeant at arms John Barr.
The society will meet on Tuesday OF each week
The Iola register., 1889-11-15
Geneva

j. E. Powell and his sisters Emma and Cora,
were visiting at Geneva last week.
The Glee Club Is to be reorganized for the
winter soon The people of the neighbour ood
will probably be treated to musical enter
tainment again this winter.
Inge and Rowland shipped nine car loads of
cattle from Kansas City to feed during the
winter.
Richard Bennett has moved to the Williams
farm near lola.
TheCarpenter school house has been enclosed
by a substantial wire fence. =. II. Bartlett is
teaching the school and is giving excellent
satisfaction.
John irwin was down from Garnett last
week where he 10 employed as operator.
The elocution class of the school is preparing
an entertainment, to be given In about two
tiOns, given by the members Of the class.
S. H. Patterson, of lola, was in town last
week.
Mr.. Slater. the blacksmith that located here
recently, has bought the house formerly occu-
pied by MIR. Canady. and has moved his family
here. Mr.. Canady has gone to Uniontswn.
Miss Emma Powell commenced i've months
term of school three miles LOrth Of eeneya
last week.
jured by o stick falling on Its head several
weeks ago, is almost well.
Mr.. Simmons OF HurllDgtOn, was in town
one day last week, the guest of II. spicer.
Mr.. +. White has completed his molasses
making for this season. The quality and quan =
tity OF sweetness possessed by Mr.. White
would be dif'icult to suppose.
The singing school is doing splendidly under
the direction OF Rev Irwin. The straugest
thing about i. is why more Of the young people
do not attend, when toe only cost 10 energy
and application.
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Noosho Valley.

T.F. Kelley spoke on the subject OF temper
| ance at the school house last Saturday evening
The old lady Mealey came In from the west
| recently and 10 again making her home at her
tson-in-law's, J. Cleaver.
Parties came with their teams from the
vicinity Of Virgil ON Thursday OF last week for
| the purpose Of moving Rev. Strope to his new
| field Of labor. but on account OF the bad wealth.
| er they remained here until Monday Of this
week.
On Monday evening about seven O'Clock t'e
attention OF the community was suddenly at
tracted by great light coming from the
direction Of Mr.. Joshua Buffers place, the
light did not remain = matter Of conjecture but
u very short time, but was given In its true
sense by those who turned their eyes thifher-
ward with the exclamation that "Butler's e
barn 10 on 6re.P number rushed to the
scene, hoping 70 render assistance, but were
, made pOwerites witnesses 70 the annihiIati0n
Of one Of the largest barns In the county, 70.
sether with its contents The origin or the
ire 10 not known V. B. Fuiks, who lives
near the barn came home from t0wn and Put
his mules in the barn but very short time be
fore the hsmrs were discovered and at the
time he len the barn TO 60 to supper there
MAS DO signs OF fire; The barn contained about
IS tons Of hay, q great amount VI wheat, a
great deal OF machinery, the most valuable
articles of which were probable new self
list is added Q wind mill and Mr. Fulks
mules, besides large straw stack, i've ricks
of hav aud osher things that Were located near
the barn that represented no small value. This
is the third time that Mr.. Butler has been
damaged by fire, although the barn was in
slrd 1--WE 10 not know the anount), bat his
i0ss will be great.
The Iola register., 1889-11-15
AN APPEAL FOB AID.

The city authorities are in receipt OF
q letter from the Commissioners OF
Stevens county, setting forth that as a
result of the total failure of crops in
that county the whole farming pOpula.
tion is in q destitute condition. They
need everything, feed for their stock.
provisions of all kinds for the people,
clothing for men, women and children,
coal for fuel, or money to buy it 1t is
an urgent case, and our city authori-
ries have gone actively to work 90 that
we may do our share toward furnish
ing relief. Clothing and money will
be solicited from the town people, and
they ask the farmers to contribute as
they feel able of corn, oats, wheat, po-
tatoes, turnips. apples, or ANYTHING
else that they can spare. Hardly any
farmer who cannot contribute some
thing from the products of his farm
without feeling the loss, while if all
give little the aggregate amount will
relieve lots of suffering. Think Of this
when you start to town and throw
something in the wagon for the poor.
All the contributions should be report
ed to Glenn Kreu'er who will see that
they are properly called for.
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A Safe Investment.

Is one which is guaranteed to bring
you satisfactory results, or in case of q
failure return of purchase price. On
this safe plan you can buy from our
advertised druggist IA bottle Of DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton. 1T is guaranteed to bring relief
10 every case, when used for any af-
fection of throat lungs or chest such,
as consumption, inflammation of lungs,
bronchitis, Asthma, whoopIng cough,
Group, etc, etc. 1t is pleasant and
agreeable to taste, perfectly safe, snd
can always be depended upon. Trisl
bottles 10 cents at Evans drug store.
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COUNTY CORRESPONDENCE
From Register Rsporters-What e
Being Dome Throughout the
County-Events and Cos.
ip Of The Week.


.Aok40fpO.
Geo Fox has been building a substantial
barn 4Ox6o improving the looks of his already
fine farm. f--
Mr. rorsythe's relatives left lsst week for
| their home in Ohio Like all esstern people
they were much pleased with kansss.
Jury, of Elm Greek, IL dshorninR about 9
hundred head OF cattle at Edwards' to-day, anu
Null, of Rock Greek, number at J. Reeders,
| the neighbors clubbing together thereby re-
ducing the price Of dehornins
VIII wyer, Of western Kansas, 10 visiting
relatives here. reporting all well and hearty At
home.
Messrs Edwards, Delaplain and Pickell at
tended quarterly meeting ut Star Valley.
Miss Carey, the missionary from Persia who
was to have lcctured ct the church on Friday
evening, came over but owing TO inciement
weather no audience greeted her.
Mrs. Holzapfel. OF Colony, was also to have
been here the same evening, to organize mis-
sionary society.
Mr.. Coles children are recover Ing from dip.
iberia. Mr.. Milligsn lost . child about two
weeks since with the same disease.
Mrs. Malcolm IL again sick.
| Mr. Edwards and bride returned last week
| from th cir wedding trip and now are getting
snugly ensconced In their home. We welcome
them TO our midst, and extend congratulations
Miss Russell, sister OF Ernest, 10 visiting al
| Hackneys. Mrs. Happersett and mOther-in-
law have also been spending some time there
| The r. NJ. b. A. scales have come and will
| be put iu Immediately.
| The Mission fair WAS very successful affair
indeed, netting about sl26 81 clear. Owing t.
| bad weather the ladies have been unable Il
meet, but at the meeting to he hello loon :v0,,,'
Of thanks will be rendered Mr. and Mrs. WI
son for their kindness t. the singers and al
others who 90 kindly lent hand.
The Iola register., 1889-11-15
OBITUARY.
EDITOR REGISTER:

EDITOR REGISTER:
We have been neglecting our duty
for several davs by putting of writing
you of the untimely death Of some Of
our nearest neighbOrs children caused
by that dread and, among children,
fatal disease, dipthera. The family
that We refer to, is that OF Mr.. Web.
ster Green. The disease it appears,
was brought here by a sister OF Mrs.
Green's and her children, who were
visiting her from Illinois, they having
stopped for q short visit up in Wash.
ingrOn county, Kansas, where they
contracted the disease.
The first one to yield up his dear
young life was little Arthur. Arthur
was u bright, manly little fellow OF
some seven years, and was favOrite
and pet with all who knew him.
The next to 60. was little Nate, q
sweet and promising baby boy of two
summers.
And last to lay down his manly,
young life was Delbert. Delbert wae
promising and manly young man
of some Is or 10 years. He was q
great favorite of the writer, and at diff.
ferent times talked of the many plans
he had already laid for his future
course in life. but:an allwise God would
have 1t otherwise, and he died, and
was buried beside his little brothers
in the yard at home. II an allwise
Creator orders special things in this
world, then His ways are indeed mis-.
teriOus. 1t seems strange to ns indeed
that these parents should have to give
up their whole family of children saw e
on,. the oldest, Willie. While others
that are counted by the dozen almost,
and manyOf them scarce bread enough
to eat, are allowed to remain. How.
ever, it is hard and trying ordeal,
and especially is this the case with the
poor mother, and were it not that she
is q woman of powerful mental and
physical strength, she surely would
have yielded to the great pressure OF
her troubles ere this.
Delbert talked calmly and earnestly
of his death before he died to his
parents, when Informed by them that
the end was Dear. Said that he would
rather live, but that il he must 20 that
he was willing and not afraid to die,
but only regretted that he could not
take his mother with him, and these
words ore indeed great consolation to
his bereaved parents
May God strengthen them In this,
their hour Or bereavment Is the
wishes .of their many friends aud
neighbOrs.
Though many plans he had already made,
Though young he was In years.
He did NOT live to see them mature
But there are left no tears.
lie did not fear to die, he said.
Dear Mother, meet thy sou.
The die 10 cast and must 20,
Although die 50 young"
Our little boys were sweet, I know;
We cherished their every breath.
Bat they too are gone to God on high,
And We, their parents, are left.
But the time will come when we too III 90
And leave this earthly home.
And meet the loved ones gone before
And rally around the Throne.
KELLEY
The Iola register., 1889-11-15
Humboldt.

Well, election is over and our candidate is
happy Three OF our township officers wer e
beaten, but no wonder, when the Peoples 3,
Democratic and Union Labor parties combine
against us.
The Union Office man must be putting mp a
job on some one, for he has put on bold front.
But Nc has just got back from seeing the Presi-
dent, you know.
The q. A. q. entertainment was success
financially as the net proceeds was over S5O.O
The young ladies military band made thelE
the fourteen members ten were born and raised
in Humboldt. One was born In lola but spent
most of her life here, and the other three spen
most Of their lives in Allen comfy. so you
see none of the members were imported as was
the ball club.
Lens Knower and Miss Barbara Kemmerer
paid Judge Bond . visit Sunday evening AMI
came away MIR and Mrs. Knower. Long life
aud happiness to them.
The Catholic church members gave fair las,
week and fine lot of things were Allied -froIl
thing We wanted was the easy chair but 1t hal
to 60 to an lola man
Robert Sbellmau's daughter, aged nine, died
Tuesday morning with the Group. She was
taken sick Friday.
1t is reported on the street, that Judge Ut.
terson is going to move his furniture store up
In the city.
The wooen mill is In full blast turning oui
all kinls OF wOolen goods.
The flour mills are running night and day
They employ over forty hands.
Sunday night some one cut the panel out OF
the back door OF the clothing store OF NJ. SeleS
and stole an Overcoat, two dress coats, and a
lot of hats aud shoes stolen. No clue.
The Iola register., 1889-11-15
Narnlaton:
For Sale Or Trade.

(Notices under this heading will be inserted
one week free of charge for all subsc ribers to
the REGISTER. Auy such excepting those
regularly engaged In the mercantile busfness)
having anything to sell or trade, or wanting to
buy anything, are cordially invited to use this
column. ,
Clarence Norton, OF Moran, will sell, II tax
en- this month";. pure bred brown Leghorn
cOckrells from the very best Kentucky strains.
at only 80 cents each.
AE Brightiey, miles south OF C srlyle, has
for sale Norman stallion years old, and
Norman mare years old. and . smsh steam
eugine Will take smaller horses or mares In
part dayment for team or engine
The Iola register., 1889-11-15
Consumption.
Ballards Horehound Syrup.

No single disease has played ouch
sad havoc with the human race as CON-
sumption. No other disease approaches
SO stealthy. Its early syptOms are
ignored because it is thought only a
cold or hacking cough which is neg
lected until this grim monster has
such hold that nothing but death can
relieyc il. Ballards Aorehound Syrup
has removed the grip of this monster
from many throat. If taken in time
it will effect a permanent cure and in
the worst stages 1t will give surpris-
ing relief Try its soothing and heal
ing virtues. Do not put off until too
late. Scott e. Son, Agents.