The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-03-28
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-M.ny sifi ,blsk, sbs shall Miss u Il
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rsn II year ss4dinef Paw ssould
renssrt There sbe ats night Dos.
The mss WHO ehs ny, eire me The
bsb,, dsss. ssa sill ,Iy 10 pat - 10
slsep. ~ greater ibss be sho Gao mash .
village belle.
Sorrows q tbs Crnss.eyed Man N iss,
may ! tsss ite hunpr 81 ihs peri waltz
9th yenf Two Ladies lssseriy rsipsl--
With plessafe.
-Ths warden 81 The coucord Reform.
s.ofy s.,s ilsi ~ reforming eon,ir'
500 nusi bssiB ~iih lathiub srd end
viii ,he ga+pei
A s,eAl macy people profess 10
cbasfs ifsa nit5s very often. but the
isiiesiisnl shoN hat Is 10 the same old
MAD rulling % sea arr.
AZ tafhseea .ys "a, tie reason there
sre II msty maaa leads 10 existence 10
10 a. @ as ~. ihai such num-
het leci little lambs "
ibe public schools;
Pfu VI hiah q his bait
ties aas killeIf Popn.
sn itllakit aas in bis last
haN
Mes. Ws WsH declared The
~oslAsr iadleNlaas ste rigbt for once,
ST. Mlats ilaokioe over her shoulder)
--Hnmphl That paper lha. you have got
Is swsek old,
--Capiain Ansca Coaching bis players
in . game Of bail al The base OF the great
Rsypiian pysmId) Forty centuries are
lookiuk down on you, WiIlismsonl Bang
tAe stuiiiing out Of 'er
Miss Bell (warniogly) Sally. they
use to tell me. when | was q little girl,
tLst IL / did not let coffee aionei II would
make me foolish. Sally (who ows her onel
Well why didn't your
Hello, Jonesi hear that Charley has
MARI led Miss Smith. Who solemnised the
marriage, MIR, TeItual or Parson Creed3
Neither. my dear boy. II was Miss Smiths
mother She's living with them.
She Are you going TO sttend the
merchants banquet, Lover He. Yes. by
proxy. She (repfoachiullyl oh, Arthur
you know you promised me you wouldni
use any swear words during 1889.
Well. my dear, what did you think o.
DR.. Verbose's sermon this morning. Why,
was very much surprised. never knes
before that the apparently simple text be
chose WAS so bard TO explain.
- Have you au, thing to say why sen
tence Of death shodly not be passed upon
your Yes. your honor, What is it. Il
hare always been and still am. strenuous.
~ opposed to capital punishment.
Tickle, agent Cat railroad s,ation) Il
wish some way could be invented 10 keep
men away from the ladies' window. BY
Islander - Easy enough, put the sign For
Ladies' Only on the other window.
Mira Postlewsit--D Did you notice whs-
ther the Haslingses had much brio s.brso
In their new honse2 Mrs. Alleys They
haven't much H. bu. wait q minute yes, l |
did see q snow shovel in their cellarwsy.
II used TO think, said Uncle Ezra tibet
this thing Of gals kissing pug dogs was
purity rough. but sence come to town
an' see some Of tho dudes--well may be
the gels amt 20 mach to blame after
all
-PshaU, sall a Sixteenth street lady 10
her hatl4eA. aho had been eriticisine
her abe, ioea man know about
wen cthiaE, eayway? lie knows
tie te ~ tc replied, gently,
ASA na
Fmer Goobiag over her bus
be Wp m agar, here's
mag ay 81 yapisun lurn the R.s
Gals oa w aoop SHY don, you
aphn f Nh b. Z fstmrr Don't care
TO - ~ % myseii GOV.
Ca-iomsr Ga confectionery store
Have you asg kisses? Busy dealer Yes.
air Which kiud Baltimore or Boston?
Give me tao dozen Boston. Yes. sir
william, two d. z,n Bos,on kissesl Don't
forget. Willism. to close the refrigerator.
--0ld Mo. Beatty Did you hear how
Deacon Brown Is Citing ons Old Mr..
BeDlly beard that he took relaps this
morpin' Old Mr.. Ben,ly with sigh
Well, hope i'm do the poor soul good.
bui bsini much faith in them new .fsnel.
ed medicines
An lrishman stopped q, hotel 60,
supper. breakfas, aud lodging, and told
lhe landlord IN the morning be had no
Tbe landlord asked him why he
did 20. ssy 30 last BiRni Och, thought
you would feel sorry enough to hear II
Ibis morning.
--Tnmp-l know Il. ma am; I'm alvsys
out " ~ost. bat re my cusscd luck. Wo-
man Hos is that. my poor mani Tramp
|eel like mosins lawns. and 10 the sum :
ntr l just sctnilly crave 10 shovel snow.
md nature eoniinullly bslks me. Have
'ou such ,hing Is a pie 10 the bouseg
.-Tua inauguration was pyer That