The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-10-13

priating poultry Az NeiIs. New, dteu very
suddenly Of fracture of the heart pro-
duced by IA load of bucksho
Dixey's new play. Seven Ages" is run
down by the New York critics as being
as long and tedious as it's name. II the
ages were omitted, the critics would re-
tire and praise to The skies.
The friends and relatives Of Henry
Ewing. who assembled to attend his fun
eral at Cincinnati last Wednesday,. were
entertained by a fight between two rival
undertakers, each of whom insisted hat
he had been hired TODD the Job. One sue
cs-eded i'm knocking the other out. and
then he had a dead sure thing.
Down in Pikeville, KY, Samuel May
ho,n. one of the Hatfield Mccoy gang.
under sentence Of death, in dying of quick
consumption. and a movement IL ON foot
to lynch him in order that he may not die
a natural death. II would nevertheless he
the most natural thing i'm the world for
him to die mt the hands OF these blood
thirsty kentuckians.
When the governor Of North Dakota
meets the governor of South Dakota and
feels like repeating the historical remark
which the governor of North Carolina or
iginally made tn the governor OF South
Carolina, the governor Of South Dakota
will he obliged Ia intimate tn the COVER
nor of North Dakota that il would he an
idea for both to start Mt once and
pay n friendly visit either to the governor
Of Minnesota or the governor of Montana.
While playing BLEAK House" in
the other night n ludicrous i'm
cidlent occurred. The heavy villain of
the play Is supposed tn he shot dead in
view OF the audience. The heroine had u
back number revolver and the old thing
wouldn't work. She snapped it at the b..
v. three or four times, when he became
Disguised and quietly lay down and died
Snl hIs sansa SSaa In tia H.
light of the audience. He wasn't going to
cheat death becausc a bunged-up revolver
wouldn't work.
Ii il pleasant to hear that the czar IL EN-
joyinR himself in Germany. He 80 sell
dom has "a vacation that when he does get
n few days Oft the throne and takes q run
down tn Berlin, he's going to have a good
time with the boys IL IL costs n lung. IL in
especially gratifying to his friends To read
that hc went to breakfast at Count
Sch~ouvaloff's Friday morning, thus setting
mt rest tine grave doubts that have been
Expressed In many European diplomatic
circles during the past three months as tn
his action i'm this regard. IL cost him
something OF an effort, il il true, hut he
realized that the eyes of the world were.
him. and proved equal to the occa-
sion. II Appears that he arose mt tin.
sound Of tho break fast hell and under
took the performance of his toilet; but
upon attempting tai adjust il where il he
longcd. the imperial crown slid off the
royal head, bounded across the regal
floor and rolled int the farthcst
rccesscs heneath the bed. A judicioiis
soak of fifteen minute i'm the sovereign
restored the royal head to
working order again. and by the time tho
imperial crown had been poked out
through the fundamentally of the golden
brooHmstick inserted under the foot of the
august bcdstead, the czar was ready tai xo
down stairs tn Count Schouvaloff's break
fast. where the Emperor William was all
ready i'm waiting. The associated press
dispatches record that the czar toasted
his guests, and the tenor of his remarks.
IL would appear. ran as follows:
"'ForSis me hic ver great plezzurc Count
J~ustwayoF zee your feelin xo hic good
s%nnornin. Justwayor how Ito?
Hope you amt zo far of can't give Teller
cup coffeez. Iou'rze all right, Countess
Justwayoif. Lots of pcoplez Ina 81. Pcterz-
xburR git way of too. 'Pon my zoul,
thairz Emperor Swilliam. Ole boy, shake.
Always said yon'rze the stuff. Skuze me.
out laz night you know, lime the car
and ear amt no flies on me. whoop"