New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-02-14

into fairy bower They would be missrably dis
appointed SHOULD he prove be innocent Of crime and
never to have had the charming aptitude for asassns
ton which has their regazd.s
Some years ago BENJAMIN BraswcI left small
The Sole purpose Of educating The orphan children" in
said county. The custodans have reported that the
has ana sg have ns een pSe exsna
out Of an income Of 81 470 on the education OF the
chi DIR n. They are not permlttcd to make any mofe
With the fund they do not know what to do with It
-(Bcston Traveller.
It begins to look as II Washington would be fun Of
eles clubs on Inauguration Day. In fact, there VIII
a great deal Of glee In the Capital on that day.
THAT FATAL TUNE.
Now. By the setting of yon sun,
And rising OF yon moon,
MY heart is sad, my head is sore.
A-hearing OF ono tune
Each morn when have grfpped my DsA
To pour my fancies out
There comes a swart Italian heno
Who puts me quite to rout
Aha what's that9 There It Is again
My fancies all are sped:
God rest you, merry Boulanger;
would that you were dead
b. T. Harvey, of Columbus. Ca, publishes tho only
daily negro paper in the United States
HorrdfyIng Biunder.-Mrs. DO pnk-oh Obi Oil
Mr.. De pink (sprngng to her sids)-Merciful hesw-
ems What has happenedf
The washerwoman has made mistake and sent
me one of Mrs. westend's lace handsernie
aw wss ~ ~ "a What of it7 Oh you-you--.why,
Mrs Westand must have received miseraby cheap.
Imitation lace handkerchief and 1t has my nane on t."
-(Phladelphia Recoru
The deposits in the Philadelphia Savings Fund
amounted to the enormous sum OF soo,Soo'oo on
January of this year. Nearly all the deposits are
made by poor men.
Scandal spoIls Trade" Pardon me,' said the d.
tectfve defeTentially: "but have noticed, madam,
that while you have been making your purchases ~
the store, you have Appropriated seVer4i smsn
z Allow me to congratulate you on your polite
bearing" returned the lady, producing card you
will see from this that the firm has employed me 20
see that It's detectives act with good manners eo"au
anybody they may suspect'-tPuck.
says The Baltimore SUM "a When General HARRISON
rides up Pennsylvania to the Capitol on March
10 take the oath of Office as President Of the United
States, the Marine Band accompanying him VIII prob
ably be playing the Grand Inaugural March rem
dered at the Inauguration Of his grandfather fofyeigns
Years ago, and composed by Miss Susanna Warfeld,
who is now living at sykesve, Carroll County, Mo-
at the advanced age of ninety-fve years.
There IS room for the jewish preacher who sail
do but tb slser ee TS
for the Jewish phtlanthropist 20 provide - ooa
by wise and salutary measures convert the desert
into garden There Is field enough tor tis Jewish
"e IN the broader current Of the age, TO leave an
fndellble impression on the youth OF the repaonc-
Jewish Messenger.
There Is a man in Los Angeles whose business u
IS to travel East with the corpses OF people VINO 80
IN southern California to find health, and who die
instead. Rather grewsome business that
Pretty Tough-Mr OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Is this
meat to-day, my dear. .. ror.
Mrs Younghusband-A saddle OF mutton, love.
Mr. Northumberland think Bridget has
made a mistake sweet, and given US smpty no
crupper and the sttrrups. -tBurnngtop fIes ffoss