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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30

AFPLs CUsTAKD.-Stew apples
with the grated riud of lemon added
MI they are soft, rub them through n
serve, snd To three cups Of strained
apples add nearly two caps Of sugar.
When cold, beat five eggs very ligb,,
and stir alternately into a quart of
milk with the apples; pour into a
pudding dish anu bake. To be eaten
cold
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30

Corn GEMs.-One-hslf pint OF
hne'y bolted corn meal, one. half
pint OF hour. one tablespoonful white
ecgar. hall ,easpoonful OF salt and
two heaping teaspoonfuls OF baking
powder; mix together tn roughly
while dry; then two well beat q eggs
and cold sweet milk, or milk and
water 10 make modcr ately thin bat
TOR bake ia gem pans or muilin
rings.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30

INVESTIGATING THE CATTLE
FLY.--Last summer q new pest was
reported in cattle in New jersey,
Delaware, Maryland and Northern
Virginia. The pest has again made
its appearance this summer. It il a
email fly half The size OF house fly
which settles in great numbers a.
round tie base Of the horns AMI on
other portions Of The body where It
cannot be reached by either tail or
head. 1t sucks moderate amount
of blood, reduces the condition Of the
cattle and lessons the YELL of milk
by from one third TO one-half. This
new pest has beeu inv estigAted by
the Department of Agriculture
through the acting eDtomologist. L.
o. Howard, who has succeeded IN
tracing tho entire life history OF the
pest. Ho finds that the fly lays its
eggs usually at uight IN fresh COW
drOppings, AMI that for tbe develop
mcnt from the egg through the mag
ot stage 70 the perfect ~ again a
space OF only II is necessary. He
says this rapidity Of production &C
counts for the wonderful numbers in
which these dies appear, and il fols
lows with reasonable certainty that
the insect will pass the winter in the
quieecent stage a. the bottom Of
manure dropped late in the fall (tbe
date TO be determined
lrter) TIE preventive is obviously
10 lime the manure in The fall in tho
pieces where the cattle preferably
stand at night. At the present line
applications may be made to mich
COWS and valuable animals which will
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30

keep the flies away. TIE spplica,
lions may be Cd fish oil and pine tar,
With little sulphur added, (2) to-
baceo dust when the skin is not bro
ken; (3) tallow and q small amount
Of carbolic acid.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30

g:nia granite, which is the finest in
tee world. lie AIDA In conclusion
that he is informed thar the ci,izens
OF Richmond have contributed VERY
little to the fund, not as much as The
city OF Galveston, Texas, ssud We. II
every stone and brick in the city of
Richmond, vas diamond or a ruby,
they would not pay for the blood
shed 10 its defence by the Army OF
Northern Virginia."
HON. VIM. II. ENGLISH, democrat.
ic candidate for Vice. President In
1880. is engaged in writing a history
OF Indians. MIR. English is reputed
to be the wealtbiest man in Indiana.
He owns nearly LOCO houses and
real estate in Indianapolis. and is
beside big bank stockholdcr. Mr..
English thinks the democratic party
is in good shape in Indiana, and will
win at the mex, ensuing State cleo
ticn.
A special examiner of the pension
bureau is investigating 8 peculiar
case at Belvidere, n. j, in which two
women, both claiming to be the
widow OF z ebert 5. Millham, sol.
der, havo been pail $1,000 each as
pension.
Tue quality Of cotton raised 10
this country is said to he rapidly de-.
,eriorating. owing 20 lack of care by
the planters In the selection of good
seed.
Negro clubs pledged not to vote
the republican ticket are being or.
canized In Ohio. The Columbus
club alone has $50 members.
development and immigration as.
socia;ious arc being formed all over
the South.
Immigration to this country is fall.
ing Off rapidly.
Trusts in great numbers arc form
ing IN Germany.
Cheyenne W. T., has an Indian
dude name No Brains.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30

The following has been passing
around among the newspapers for
some time. IL contains world Of
truth. Mother and father read il to
your boy: Wanted, a brave, courage
Gus, manly. hopeful boy; one VINO
scorDs e lie; one who hates deceit
one who loves his mother and hon.
ors his father, one who does not
know more than bis parents; one
who has the courage TO say 70 TO
temp'o alton and stick 20 it; one who
Is wiling to obey his superiors: one
VITO knows his home is a better
place than the street one who won't
squander every penny no earns OF
gets: QUE who has se,f-respect and
keeps himself in decent appearance
one vie Will not torture dumb ami.
mails; opo who respects old age, and
treats The feeble kindly; one who
wont stoa', swear, or repeat nasty
stories; one who won't do dirty acts
for another too coward,y to do his
own meannes5; one who does right
bscause 1t is right.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30
Farmer and House-keeper

EscAroPRp TomAToEs.--Put :
layer of thiuly.sliced fresh ,omaloee
into buttered dish; season wi 4
salt. pepper aud bi's of butter dotted
hero anu there; then put in iaysr
OF bresd-crombs; Gil the dish with
alternate layers. finishing with
crumbs dotted with butter. Bake
one hour.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30
STATE OF Ono, CRY OF ToLrOo, l

LUCAS COUNTY, -. -.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that be IL
the senior partner Of the hrm Of J. Chen
ey Co, doing buiuess in the CITY Of Tole.
do, county Vbd State aforsaiI, and that ssI5
hrm viii pay the sun Of ONE HUNDRED
DoLLAR5 for each and every case of Ca.
IAnRH that cannot be cured By The use Of
HALEs CATARra Guns.
FRANK J. CHgNE7.
sworn TO before me and subscribed ia p,y
's6.
A. W. GLEASON.
I SEAL
(C Notary PoblicI
Balls CAtarrh Cure Ia takoz iaternall,
aud acis directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces o. The system. Send for tsstmoni.
ais. free. FL. CHENEY h co, Toledo, q.
Eas-SOld By Drugg8ts. 75c Aug. 2-im
i, ia said in Wall street tha. the
sugar trust IL embarrassed as 10 the
disposition OF It's $1,000, 900 surplus
profits on raw srgat. They do not
know what 70 DO wiih e.
Gov. Wilson has appointed his
brother, y. T.. Wilson CLERK in tue
Office of the Commissioner Of T,abor
Of this state. Tue salary Is 81 POO.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30

whom BABY was sick, We gavc her Cassrls,
When cha VS. coild, sho eriod Tor csators.
When sl'e became Ebss. she chung 70 oasor4a,
Whea ale bad Children. shs gave them Castoris
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30

oeS sions OF the Courts
CiEcsit court. nth judicial 0irceu, Heu'
lanes D. Armstrong, ps<sidisg-rsin s b.
Eia ~ folio sst
0rant County Fourth Tuesday 10 March,
ist Tuesday 10 June and third fueaday IN
October.
HampshIrs Ceuaty-First Tnesdsy In Feb.
rusry, second Tuesday In Nay aad thir {
Tuesday In September.
hardy County --eecoad Tuesday IN March
ltst TussdAy In May aud Gre, TUESDAY In
october.
Mineral Connty-.Sscopa Tuesday In Ja>-
!sry, fourth Tuesday In april and arst Tues
lay In Septsmber.
Pesdleton Cyun,y.-second Wednesday 10
April, wednesday Sf,er second Jsasda} Ia
luna AID hrsi WsdnSeda1 IN HetsmSer.
County Court Of Hampshire County-L.
D. Schnibbe, President-R d Powell and
John 3. Pancake Commissioners; @. S
White Clerk. The regular sessions are held
beg inning on the first Tuesday in ia nuary,
April and October and last Tuesday in July.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30
DR.. IL. II. Z.ACHARLAS
DRUGGIST

Corner Baltimore & Mechanic streets.
CUMBERLAND, MaryEand.
Large stock of all goods usually kept ip
first-cIass Drug store. Patent Midi.
cInes, Fancy Goods and ToiIet A rticles
Prescriptions carefully compoundedday
or night. Prompt ate nton given
to orders by mail.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30
., THEO. B.. ALLEN,
80 Chestnut Street. PhladeIPhia, Pennsy wanna

Goods Cloths
WHITE Goods Coufortabes House Furnishing Linens Hosiery
Spreads Fanne!s and Musns, Underwear, Carpets &c
60. &c Mems, Youths. and Boys Clothing
Merchant Tailoring
ioE perfect fit
gwen EF VIII purchase of
sold Philadelphia and nowhere country goods
or nne he purchased to greater advantage billed
the same price would
hst class Houses only and exchanged
select
lbe smallest order carefuly
parts OF the country re- Remancos
Order or Registered Let should accompany ordor
uu'sa AHAo ALLEN, 80 Chestnut Philadelphia
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30

FOR DYSPEPSIA
Use browns Iron BitteFs.
Physicians recommend 40.
All dealers keep H. 500 per bottle. Gerulaa
has nade snd cT0ssd red lises On Wraps
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-08-30

Train No. $50 connects with No. 10 and
o5O and DOL connects with No. Ia. Trains
boz and $50 connect with No. Is and l6 az
Gieenspring.
j. r. GoLDsBoRo. Aven,
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26
RIOT In GEORGIA.
TWO NEGROES KILLED AND SEVERAL
woUNDED-THREATs OF LYNCH

TWO NEGROES KILLED AND SEVERAL
woUNDED-THREATs OF LYNCH
ING AND ARSON.
MACON, Ca, Jan. ia special TO
tue Telegraph, from Albany, Ga. says;
From passengers who anne up on the
Brunswick and Western train to-day
the following facts YER learned about
the riot at Ty Ty:
A bailiff had a warrant for a negro.
and when he went to take his prisoner
the negro drew a pistol and fred at the
officer, with no effect. The officer,
seeing his life In danger, also drew .
pistol and fred, Killing the negro. The
Brunswick and Western construction
rain was on a side track close TO the
scene, and all the negro hands quit
their word and went to the aid OF the
negro whose arrest was attempted.
This fired things up and in q mo-
ment a large crowd Of white men was
on the scene, aud Immediately shoot
ing became general, but wiser heads
soon got in and the battle ceased.
When the smoke cleared away u was
found that two negroes were dead ~
several others were wounded Inc
negroes have grown reckless, and 1t Is
understood they threatened to iyncn
the bailif and burn the town II the
Coroner's Jury does not find the Dallin
guilty Of murder. The citizens az ~.
.Ty are waiting with quickensd pulse
and loaded guns for evidences OF nos
tIity on the part Of the negroes. Inc
indications are said to be serious.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

A SPOTTED DEER.-Two young
ladies were examining the animals III
Central Park, New York, one Sunday.
Job, what a beautiful spotted deei!''
The other woman bowed her head
and wept.
.'Why, what is the matter with y,u
nowpo
"You don't know how 1t hurts my
feelings to have you talk about spotted
deer. l once had a spotted DEAR"
"You hadp"
"Yes; my dear was a street a con.
ductor, and We were going to be mar
RED. but the company spotted him, and
my dear had to resign his position, and
ever since ! have to sigh whenever l
hear anybody talking about spotted
deer"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

Their rear coach OF q passenger train
on the Northwestern Railroad was
thrown from the track by the breaking
of Q truck neal Elmwood, 10 miiel
east of Watersmeet, Michigan on tne
afternoon Of the 10th. The car, aitet
being dragged q short distance, struck
q stump and was broken up. Three
men were ki~lled-Johpi a. Mcdonald,
Lieutenant Governor Of Micnigan;
William Corcoran, " EscanaDa, ana
H.'A. Tuttls. Of Cleveland, Ohio. -Four
persons were severely injured, one o.
them the conductor.
The snow and sleet storm on tne
10th was general throughout the Uniteo
States east Of the Mississippi river. q
heavy snow storm set In at scranton,
Penna.. at 10 O'Clock on the mofnink
OF the 10th, and was still raging WI
out cessation at half-past ten ofci0cA
on the evening Of the same day. 1ne
snow was piled ip1I;pmtnse drifts.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26
FLANNELs-If to be worn next the
skin, will be softer and more pliable II
not froned.

d submartne boat. invented By III.
Ramazoti and intended to revolutionize
naval warfare. was launchedat Toulon,
France, recently. The boat 10 10 con-
structed as to be able to drive beneath
the keel Of the largest ironcIad, fasten-
ing AZ the same time, by means OF q
special apparatus cartridges to the
side OF the enemy's vessel, which are
exploded by means Of q steel wire
charged by electricity. This new en-
CINE Of destruction combines all the
requisite conditions Of speed. steering
capacity. submersion, immersions, and
habitability. Reservoirs Of compressed
air allow renewed air for breathing.
The vessel Is IL meters long between
perpendicular, and 100 meters beam,
and is propelled by Kreb's electric
machine Of fifty horsepower.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

The fallacy Of ''plaln living" q
shown by good authority, which proves
that the stomach never performs its
duty SO e~ffectually as when called to
act upon q variety OF food, provided of
course that the food Is well cooked.
The popular opinion now is that q
dinner consisting of three or four
varieties of folid food Is more easily
digested than the meal which Is con.
fined 10 one sort only. The old-fash-
Toned notion Of q single joint and q
simple made pudding is pronounce to
be q fruitful source OF Indigestion. On
this subject DR.. George II. Taylor says
In The Sanitary Era: "Ready-digested
ami easily digested foods are the abomi-
nation of dietetics; they prevent normal
mediation OF the digestive organs,
necessary for normal secretions, they
encourage o false notion that nutrition
can be assured without reference 10
expenditure or to providing any use
for nutritive material, and thus are
liable to cause unnatural, irregular.
unmanageable increase Of the unstable
ingredients of the organism, which
react injuriously upon the digestive
secretions, especially those of the liver.
The prevalent recourse to these pre-
,sumably enforced methods Of nutrition
are, In short, . violent and abnormal
reaction against the former prevalent
reign Of physic. depletents. and So
called Alternatives. These old methods
actually provide modes Of disposing OF
unused nutritive supplies, although
they be morbid modes"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

TWAS 2 snug Is.tssf from the chilly
outsIde unpleasant. Tie portieres weps
drawn at Just VIZ proper angle, and
they two practically nag the best Of the
parIor situation.
George" sara s9e. fenderly. sweet.
". DO you LILY LINK that when
We are marrieu : ousIht to carry the
Certainly ny geaf." replied he,
tnougntfuiiy' 1ns.s what I intend,
Of couIse. Anu, ~ .,,pe way, 1 shall
In q little financial matter like tha,
It was quite easy to col6e to an under.
standing. He stood und6ar his umhra,io
In less than i've minutex.y
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26
WHAT q quick tempered fellow
yupa1atrh ,.Vy

WHAT q quick tempered fellow
Gapeleigh ISL"
why, what has lie been doing powi
I'VE were at dinner the other day,
and Gapeleigh-who never had any use
for o fork, you know-was quite in
earnest In what he was pleased to cal
the u~nreasoning prejudice against the
knife at table. He contended, with
much warmth. that the knife was the
proper thing to eat with. It was the
most convenient, every way--at least.
be found 1t So"
well, and what tben2n
"Oh, l simply remarked that all per
sons were not gifted with q mouth like
the mouth Of q river; and, If you will
believe 1t, Gapeleigh took It as a per
sonal a%ffront, and he hasn't spoken to
me since. But then he's so quick
tempered it's hard to get along with
him, any way"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

AN OBLIaING ANIMAL.-Horsedeal-
er-That's a beautiful boss. sir, just
beautiful. l wouldn't part with that
boss for the money to anyone but you.
inexperienced buyer = But there
seems to be something the matter with
his RIBS. Why, you a see every rib
In his body.
"Yes. but just look at the advantage.
How many HOSES do you suppose there
are whose ribs can be seen. Not one
in ten, sir. not one in ten. Why, sir,
that boss is so obliging that IL he had
an Idea that he had another rib slowed
away somewhere he'd actually feel sad
IL he couldn't show 1t. Yes, sir-yes,
siri Shall we call 1t a bargain?
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

Mr.. ToMpKINs was waiting for Miss
Minnie, and her youthful brother was
entertaining him until bis sisters ar
rival.
"say." be ventured, "your hair Is
black, amt itp"
"Yes.n
"Well, you dye 1t, don't your"
"No; what put that idea into your
headp"
" dunno, only sister Minnie said
the other day that she believed you
were naturally light headed"
Mr.. Tompklns has transferred his
affections to another girl.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26
,.Consumption can 3. Curea.y

DIR. j. 8. COMBS, Owensville. Ohio. saws:
81 have given Scott's Emolsion Of Cod Liver
Oil with Hypophosphites to four patients
with better results tnan seemed possible
with any remedy. AL were hereditary
cases OF Lung disease and advanced to
mat stage when Coughs, pain in the chest.
frequent breathing, ireq4ent pulse, fever
annexation. All these cases nave in
creased in weight from 10 to 2S lbs, and
are not now needing any medicine"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

y HAD an admirably advantageous
sea IN the Senate gallery while Jack
son was speaking" remarked one of
day.
"But l saw you away back-clear
ont OF ear shot," protested a bystander.
YES. that's what I mean" was the
amiable response. II touldn't hear a
word.n
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

DR.. alexander Zoro4strotr. Of Belo-
stock, emphatically h.commends ia
military men, sportsmeh, ETC., a grease
for boots which Is said to Completely
prevent core feet, and 80 protects ne.
destrians from the Whole train of
familiar affections Caused by that
minor accident. The ointment ia
made Of four parts OF lArd, four parts
of olive oil, and one part of caoutchouc
(raw RUBBER, which are melted together
on o slow fire. Having moistened the
soie OF tne Doot WIN Eater, the lnven-
Tor warns the Doot ID q stove or be-
fore q hre, q tnen tmears it over
With the COMPOUND. The boot is said
TO become SOFT. piiaoie Shining, water
proof, and even more durable.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

HIS LIP SLIPPED.-Mrs. Hamilton
Kerr's little girl, Cook0o, won't to Del.
monico's dancing class, and one day
little Freddie Smith kissed her.
"Oh, Cookoo. I'm ashamed to think
you should let q little boy kiss you'll"
said her mother.
swell, mamma, I couldn't help it,
said Cookoo.
"You couldn't help It'll" exclaimed
her mother.
mo, mamma. You e Freddy and
I were dancing the polka. Freddy had
to stand up close to me, and all at once
his lip slipped and the kiss happened"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26
Pains and

N various parts Of the body, more ,,rt,c,,o,,v ~
the back, shoulders, and joints. sre Inc nnw.a
come ino,cas'ons ,ns' an .aesniatlsm has gained a
shorter period. Rheumatisrt ia caused hy ,a.,Ia
acid In the blood, and is cured BY Hood's sarsan,D
rilla, which nentrallzes the al, dity. and eradtcafas
every impurity from the blooi,
81 suffered from an acute attack nj ,bom,,,.,,
inuueeu y ssese.o ~, : q once dislocated
snNie JOINT. oae o'.,e ~ Pd's sarsaparilla. re.
s'orea ercuia',op, o,o@nsei fhe blood and re-
iescu .ne PAN. AnS Springfield, Mo.
HOODS ~Sarsaparilla
soid oy al alugsss. si,s.x ~ 81 Prepared on.y
oyo. nooD @oo'' Aposncf aries, Lowell, Ma.'.
IOO Doses one Dollar
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

"BY the way. john, said a wife to
her husband as he was leaving for the
office in the morning, 81 wish Won
would tell Mr.. Stuck,ip to inform his
wife that I won't be Home this after.
noon."
"Wbere are you goingp"
"Ob. Pm not going out, but l hear
That b has a sealekin sacque, and I
DON'T want her paraoiIg 1t here before
me. We have a prayer meeting at the
church tonight, and I don't want to
60 there with my heart filed with hate.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26
Gard OF Thanks.

If the proprietor Of Kemp's Balsam
should publish a card OF thanks, containing
expressions OF gratitude which come to him
daily, from those who have been cured Of
severe throat and lung troubles by the use
of Kemp's Balsam, 1t would I'll . fair-sized
book. How much better to invite all TO
call on any druggist ard get a FREQ sample
bottle that you may test for yourself Its
power. Large bottles 800 n u.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

MAsHED POTATOES. BRowxxp.-
Fill the dish you inland to serve the
potatoes in with mashed potatoes, and
after smoothing the top and besprink-
ling with good butter put on the shelf
OF . hot oven tn Drowned, and then
serve.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

In THE SHOE sron1 Mrs. yascom
Young man, l want to ut a Sood
pair Of shoes.
Clerk-Yes'm; what re. ple,sap
"Well, / kin wear fd6rs' but I ousss
you might try mo this time on siIes
and . half"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

see-Now. there's a ststoo' Mariar, Of
one Of them felIers thev calls a dood.
1t looks like 1t was alivs ADMIT itY
Old Mrs. Bently, pobinU II with her
umbrella-It beats all Low nateral IKE
they gifts 'em up.
Statue, indignantly-Aw. aw,
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

To The E~ditor-Please infbrm your readers
thatI have q positive reI6edy for the above
named disease which Vibrant to cure the
worst cases. So strong Is NV faith in its vir.
tues thai I will send free n ample bottle and
valuable treatise to any SUFFERER who will give
me his p. O. and Express a6dresa. Resp'y,
H.G. ROOT. n. O.. 163 PEari 50, New York.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

"A clergyman, after years OF suffering from
that loathsome disease, CAtarrh. and yainly
trying every known remedy 1t Inst found .
prescription which completfi " cured and saved
him from death. Any suffekey from this dread.
full disease sending a self-( dressed stamped
envelope to Prof. ]. A. Lafxrsnce az Warren
st., N. Y, viii receive the rhcina free Of charge
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26
Happiness is like an echo. it answers
to your call, but does not come.

Thousands Of people have fSuud in Hoods sar.
sarsapariila a positive cure fol- rheumatism THIS
medicine, by its purifying action, neutralizes the
acidiiy oil the blood, wnicn IS the cause Of the dis
ease, and also bnilds up AID strengthens the
whole body. Give 1t q trial
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26
So far as a mans knSwledge extends
he requires no instruction,

Nothing Cures Dropsy, Graps, pr,on,,z Heart
Diabatcs, Urinary, Liver DisSSasses Neryousness
&C., ike Cann's Kidney CuRs 0cucs al Arci
S1sn IN. 81 = ooeue, = Iot 81 Al Druggists.
Suhso'he "orst VASES cure 4uarAnteeL Try IL.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

Rupture cure G Unrnnteed by
IT, .; D. Mayer, S5l Arch ST., Phil'a,
"a. Ease at once, no Operation or de-
lay from business, at4ested by thou
sanos Of cures after others fall, advice
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26
All actual heroes ard essential men,
and all men possible hetoas.

ILLS: All Flis stopped rec by Or. Kline's Great
Nerve iiestoreI: NO Flts a,eer Lirst days use. Mar
teious cures. iIeause anu ~ v trial bottle free TO
FL cases' sehd'o r'hiine.sSi Arch st. Phlla, Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

The Frazer Axle GREASE Is ths best and,
intrinsically, the cheapest. Don't work
your horses to death b. the poor axle
grease. Try 1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

AN English dean. al the close of a
sermon in which he wasnsd his hearers
OF the speedy end OF ali th,ngs. asked
9 liberal contribution to rebuild the
tower Of the church id which he was
preaching.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

"BLoBsoN." SAID bumpsey, as he
met ms friend on the INK steps, New
ear,s morning. waiting for the build
Ing TO cave in, '.here5s a conundrum
for you. Why is chahnagne ike the
brightest boy in his clasaSn F
because he never sets ,eft.n ven
tured Blobson.
mol" replied Dumplev. emphatical-
y. Because 1t aiwtys goes to the
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

LINEN that has turk IyelIow.-Boil
\, ma = strong from solution Of and milk,
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-01-26

JoNEs-Do your ears freeze so easily
Smith-No.
Then why do you wiar themp"
ITO avoid hearing hEmed fools say
80 much about the cold weather."