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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15
BRIGHT BITS

THE New York Tribune heads a news item,
Mrs. James Brown Potter Unable to Act"
Inls IS not news. What the 4 ibUne int nded
TO say was that Mrs Potter Will not appear on
the American stage this season.-FtttS6trg Dis
pafct-
The UsuAL MoNKEYISG.- Bessie-How was it
yon refused Charlie when you love him so?
Jennie-Becau after proposing once he
changed the subject and yer referred to it
aSain- Intended to accept him the third time
he asked.-D axes Magazine.
TRAvELER-Iy friend, did you notice a
hour?
Native-I seen fellow trampin' erlong, but
dunno whether ne war pedestrian or Free
VIII Baptis'.-St. Paul PtoHeer Press.
TIE RTvALs.-Baby Nc Eee-Who is that boy
across the street. grandpa?
Grandpa-That's Little Lord Fauntleroy,
Benny.
babY McKee-He must go, grandpa-he must
go Inis lie nisphere is not big enough for
both OF us!-LiJe.
As WARN As ToAsT.-Squeers ION Mount
Washington)-Wh isn't it cold?
Nickleby-Why, l feel warm as toast.
Squeers-You do? Why, man, the thermom-
Nc. eby-Wel, feel as warm as toast, Just
the same-that is, boarding house tOast.-Nete
IOrs sun
A LITTLE BOY hearing some one remark that
nothing was quicker than thought said he
than thought. and he had some marks on his
lie show for it. Being asked to explain, he
said: In school the other day whistled be-
fore l thought, and got licking for it,
Ierds SJtfngs
HAD BEEN THERE-Mrs Observation-Disclosures,
there was tramp here this afternoon, and
he looked so hungry that l gave him large
piece OF gooseberry pie. l wonder how he feels
now?
Biotterwck (goomily)-I know how he feels.
mad piec. of that pie at dinner, you remem-
ber-Drdke's MIgdzine.
Mrs. A.-What a pleasant person Mrs Greene
Is TO visit She always receives one SO courte-
ouSly. you know.
Mrs. B.-Why, that's the only reason that
DO not call upon her. IL is 81 IN of vulgarity,
don't you know. to appear so pleased 70 see
visitors 1t looks as though you were not in
the habit Of receiving com pany.-BoStoR Trans
Grip
Your brother ought to marry. He is too
good a man to be wasted"
But he thinks he ughtn't to- you know be-
cause he's minister"
And Why shouldn't a minister marry if he
wants toy
Il suppose it is because he may have a son.
and you know what a minister's son usually
is. "-Ltfe.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15
Two Problems.

In an address to the Methodist ministers
IN Chicago, tho other day, on the subject of
the race problem in the South, Bishop New
man, of Omaha, said: II would ather a
thousand times be a southelner, and have
the race problem to grapple wit J., chan to
be here in Chicago and tho north a d be
confronted by these vast hordes of Ignoranl.
uneducated foreigners, who swarm over
here to take possession"
From this it appears that the north has
much more serious problem to solve than
the south. There is one sure way in which
the northern problem can be solved, how
ever. 1t is to shut out those of the European
immigrants who are not wanted, and who are
menace to the peace, happiness and
prosperity of the country. There is already
strong public sentiment in favor of that
course and it is steadily becoming stronger.
1t would not be surprising if the present
congress should enact a law to restric
Europe immigration.
The south could settle her race problem,
satisfactorily to both the whites and the
b acks, if it were not for the terference
of the north. Nearly all the race disturb
nnces in the south are directly traceabls to
northern influences. II it were not for the
teachings of the northern republican poll
ticians and he republican press the blacks
would not seek to o cupy positions for
which they are as yet unified They
would devote themselves to improving
their moral aud intellectual condition.
trusting that as they advanced
in civilization they would be
accorded privileges in proportion to
their merits. They would accumulate prop
erty, and would feel such pride in ha ing
a stake in the country that if placed in
positions of trust and responsibility thew
would exert themselves to protect the public
interests. They would not be guided by
any such motives as influenced those who
helped the carpet-baggers rob the south
| during the rec obstruction period
If Bish p Newman has any influence
with his Methodist brethren, he will advise
them to let the race probe in the south
alone. He will tell the that the southern
people can solve it much more quickly, AID
with much less trouble, without leir assist
ance than with it; and the bishop could do
the entire country service by giving the
same sort of advice to the northern repubIi-
can press and politicians.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15
Didn't Agree With Him.
From The Nem York Star.

FTOm me NelO IOrN Star.
Now and then run across man who doesn't
pretend to now everything, even in his own
profession. Joseph Choate, the president OF
the Bar Association, lis one of this sort although
some people who have writhed under his cross
examination may not think so. At a meeting
of the Bar Association While ago a lawy er
who is younger than many of his fellow mem
beers made an incorrect staten mt of some law
point. His attention was called to it by an
cid brother, who derisively told him that such
denoe ignorance as he had dis played was IL =
pardonable The young fellow was completely
crush d and could not reply to the attack. But
the great inquisitor replied for him. Address
ing himself to the elder lawyer, he asked him to
repeat the statement
Il say, Mr.. President" responded that gentle
man, 'tnat man who displays such ignora &c
S ould not be allowed to practice law. Don't
you agree with me?"
well, -" said Mr.. CHI ate, in his dry incisive
way, Il really can't say that do. am just as
ignorant as our young friend is on that point. -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15
RSOEAL.

WHILE Capt. Bonner of Washington, N c.,
was cracking block of ice h found imbeided
ms &c very neat PLATA god ring, no doubt lost
from the finger of some ice gatherer in the far
north
Mrs. j. w. MAcKAY has returned to Europe.
taking her $4,000 soltares but leaving her
hush md, who returned to the Pacific coast He
enphaticallY denies that he ever furnished any
money to aid Boulanger's campaign.
WILLIAM II. CILLEY of Mortified, N. H., has
been pro Ioted to be general manager of the
Andes railway system in Peru, South America.
Mr. Cll'ey IS 90 years old, and has been long en-
gagged In railway work i'll that country
WILLIAM STEPHENSON, general manager of
the Lehigh Valley railroad, is of Quaker eX-
trac ION, aud came TO the top from the position
OF chairman ia one of the engineering parties
that laid out the old North Branch canal.
SPEAKING of London, Cardinal Manning says
that not one-third of the p pulation could be
accommodated in the churches if a Il were
crowded, and argues That at least two-thir is of
the population never 20 where they hear the
name Of God reverently spoken
II. L. w. LAWSON. son of the proprietor of
the London IeteQrnDh, arrived in New York on
Saturday by the Etruria acc .mpanied by Mrs
Lawson. He is the youn rest member of the
House of Commons and liberal, representing
the Eastern div sion of London.
SENATOR WADE's DAUGHTER has entered a
training school or nurses and means to be a
professional purse. Go. gresham Breckin-
ridges daughter is a teacher in normal col
lege, and Judg Kelley has a dau!h who is a
very successful practlcing physician.
LUCKY BALDWIN of California has been a
blacksmith, q farmer, a stabiekeaper; he has
kept hotel u grocery store d a theater. He
was boatswaiu on a st. Louis canal became q
travelling tradesman, crossed the plains. and
did ratJling business in tobacco and rum
among the sa nts at Salt Lake City. Finally,
he reached San Francisco, where the first thing
he did was tO start q temperance hotel Then
he became a brickmaKer, and made money
Ophir stock was running every body at the time
Baldwin tried his luck at it, and came out a
winner of $4,000, 900 He is now GO years old,
tall, dark, wiry, nervous and energetic.
JOHN l. BLAIR, the New Jersey forty million
aire never attended horse ra e or a base ball
game, has only once been at Il theater, and
drinks ily when invited. His garments are
plain, ill-fittng. and worn even to shanbiness,
while his plug hat belongs to the familiar spec S
that appears to have been in need of currying
ever since ante-be lum days. His scant hair is
snow white and his entire APP earance groteSque,
resembling rather an upcouutr, farmer whose
knowledge Of toe world was nfined principally
to his own orchard and turnip patch than a
money king who every year coinpasses Il, 900
miles Of territory in looking after his vast
railroad interests.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

Have people lost the desire for a new
lease of life, or have they concluded that
the Bro vn-Sequard elixir is a fraud 2
Whether the one or the other, it is notice
able that experiments with the so-caled
elixir are not half as nume Gus as they were
weak or two ago. 1t is also to be noticed
that in quite number Of ms ancas the
patients, ms cal of neing restored 10
health, have been killed. 1t my DO sur
missed from this that the decreased number
of experiments is due TO the fact that those
people who are not disguised with the elixir
are afraid of it,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15


Here's to the bangs of American girls
VIII ther in rnglets, in clusters. or curls,
They ia e you by storm with 'bewitching grace
AS they sway oer the brow of some saucy young
face
Each bang has a character all to itself,
Which IS full of its mischief as any gay elf,
Some blow VITA grace that is piquant and
naughty,
Others are p oud, some delightfully."- naughty;
Some try to frown you right out of your shoes
While others are bristiin< with gossippy news.
But taken together with the rest of the fea-
lures
OF the weakest, yet strongest, of all Gods
creatures,
They add great deal to the looks of girl
And happy is she who can get them to curl
Without twisting them up in lots of old papers,
(For if not fixed right they are sure to cut ca
pers).
So join in our chorus and for the bangs shout,
May the fashion which brought them in never
60 out! w. II. MoBLEY.
WASHINGTON D. c.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

DR.. Morris, of the Ne York health de-
partme ", has recommended to the board
of health of that city that l corps of trained
nurses be organized to visit the New York
tenement houses during the summer. and
instruct mothers in the proper way of pre-
pairing food II and taking care of their
young children. He thinks that one o. the
chief reason why there are SO many deaths
in the tenement houses in the summer is
that mothers are ignorant of what they
should do to preserve the health of chill
dren
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

Graham, the man who says he went over
Niagara Falls in barrel, threatens tosue
Buffalo newspaper for $25, 900 damages for
saying that he practiced fraud upon the
public Graham will experience consider
able difficulty in trying to show that the
Buffalo newspaper was not right, and the
probability is that instead of gaining
$4,000 damages, he will be "out'' thu
amount of lawyers fees and court costs. 1t
is about time for Steve Brodie, who says he
went over the fall in rubber suit, to sue
some newspaper for expressing doubt as to
the correctness of his Statement.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15
From the Chica1o Tribune.


'And now" said the eminent lecturer at the
close of his discourse, Tin OF der to amuse you
aud at the same time Illustrate what | have
been telling you in regard to this most wonder
fui d scovery, l have direc ed my assistant to
prepare small quantity of the famous elixir
while l have been talking to you, and it is now
ready. / shall be happy to administer a dose
of it TO any person IN the audience who will
step out on this platform. l should prefer TO
operate upon some one who is suffering from
low vitality and needs rejuveuating
T ere was no response 10 the invitation.
"Win nos somebody have the experiment
persuasive voice. 1T IS only slig tly painful
and VIII do no harm. Willnot my friend here. "
he continued, addressing deadlooSing man on
the front seat, have u dose of itg''
Il don't need it, sir replied the dead.
looking man, slowly. II always WORK by the
day"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

The fact was mentioned some time ago
that Mile zela, a Norwegian singer of rare
merit, was engaged to be married to Mr.
Edgar Ach Urn, of Boston. The couple first
met at a Swedish watering place. Mile.
Zela arrived a New York the other day,
and next Wednesday she will be married.
She is 25 years old, tall and beautif IL, ID
speaks several languages. King Csc of
Swed IN heard her sing some time ago, an
has since been her patron and friend.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

The failure thus far of every effort to
capture the person who committed The
horrible murders in the Whltechapel dis
trict Of London has caused suspicion to
fall upon both the police and the surgeons
of tlat city. Sever Al of the murders were
committed while policemen were ia hailing
distance; others a few minutes after tAev
had left the spot of the murder; and thes
facts have led part of the public to suspect
that one or two of the policemen were in
some way connected with the murders. The
other day, at the inquest he'd over the last
victim, a physical who was present stated
that the surgical work upon the woman's
body bore a remarkable resemblance to
that usually done by one of the best known
surgeons in London-a man who stood at
the top of his profession, but who was
exceedingly eccont ic. In the meantime
the "Wnitechape fend" goes on it'll his
bloody work, That the authorities are at
sea is shown by the fact that they grasp at
SO many false clews.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

Some Of the newspapers are discussing
the probability Of Mr.. Clevela I'd making a
few speeches in Ohio in the interest of the
democratic state ticket The Cleveland
Plain Dealer thinks he will do so. 1t says
that it has positive Information that he
will, this infor nation coming from Cnair-
man Brice 1t will be noticed, however,
that Chairman Brice told so ne ole else,
and that TIL person told the Plain Dealer
No doubt Mr.. Campbell would BE- delighted
to have Mr.. Cleveland help him IN this
way. Speeches by the creates; President
since Lincoln could not fail to be very
effective for the democrats.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

DIR. Bartlett, of Buffalo, has beaten DR..
Carver's record in breaking glass balls. It
will be remembered that me months ago
DIR. Carver. who is one of Q best marks
mon in the cou try, broke 60, 900 balls in six
days. DIR. Bartlett began TO sh,ot a week
ago. The first day he br, 1000 balls, the
second 1907, the third 10. los, the fourth
1851, he fifth 9,606, and the SIKH III
total of 64,017. On the third day he broke
500 in fourteen minutes. As may very we'll
be presumed, duel between DR.. Carver
and Or. Bartlett W 5uld not be the bloodless
affair that the average Georgia duel is.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

Ex-Ccmmissioner Tanner has found two
warm friends since he resig led. One is
Gen. Butler and the other is Senator
Ingalls,. Gen. Butler says that Tanner did
not go so far as he Gurlcr) would have
gona. 1--WE have come to the time Outlines
in this nations Hfe," the general
says, when we ought to give a
pension to everyb ,dy, for it is
admitted that we have a surplus, and
we are anxious to get rid of it." Senat u
Ingalls says; 1.-THE only fault I found with
Tanner was that he did not make better
progress with his policy The limitations
on pensions ought to be removed; the disa-
bility pension bill ought to become a law,
and every soldier who received an honor.
able discharge ought also to receive pei
sion. These were the results that Com
missioner Tanner had ugnt to attain
Tanner, Butler aud ingalls, form a trio of
cranks difficult to match in this or any
other Juntry.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

The Boston HeroLd'S anger is becoming
aroused on account Of the newspaper com
ments concerning Slugge S illivan's candi-
dacy for congress. 1t says: GAS we under
stand the case, Mr.. John Lawrence Sullivan
has not yet bee nominated or elected to
congress from one of he Boston districts.
The sarcasm hat is being INDUCED in by
outsiders on this salient topic at Bos.on's
expense is consequently premature. At
present there are no vaca ncies in Boston's
delegation The Herald may compose its
feelings. 1t is not probal le that the co
msAts Of tie press will prevent the pc pie
OF Boston from elsoting the physically
cultured Mr.. John Lawrence Sullivan to
congress.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

New York is demanding more public
school buildings. nd there is no doubt that
she ought to have them. The schools were
opened the other day, and owing to the lack
of room 5000 children were turned away.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

1t was proud moment for Chicago the
other day, when one of the quickest divorces
on record was obtained the time consume
being ten minutes Such an event is honor
enough to that city. She should give the
worlds fair to New York.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

Or plain. or beautiful, the while,
No lady can afford 10 smile.
Unless her teeth are like the snow;
And ii sh- ia IL this,
And can't afford to smile or kiss,
She must use S0ZODONT, / trow.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-15

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WHILE Capt. Bonner of Washington, N. c.,
was cracking block of ice found Undecided
ms &c very neat, PLATA gold ring, no doubt lost
from the finger of some ice gatherer in the far
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HOTEL PERSONALS.

j. c. Berry, Willmar, is at the Nicol-
let.
G. W. Davis. Montreal, is at the Wind
SOr.
E. B. Bruce, Sheldon, Dak., is at the
West.
Fl. f. Leopold, of Duluth, is at the
Holmes.
T. W. Sheffield, of Fargo, is at the
Nicollet.
W. F. Burch. Portland, is at the
Brunswick.
j. G. Rhodes, of Omaha, is Bruins
wick guest.
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o. B. Tirrell is at the Nicollet, from
Redwood Falls.
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Windsor guest.
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at the West hotel.
]. j. Wooley. an attorney of Howard
Lake, is at the Windsor.
William Buchanan, lumber dealer
of Aitkin, is a Windsor guest.
William A. Schilling and ii. O.Lewis,
DeS MOineS, are ArdmOre guests.
Pierce Ratliff, an implement dealer of
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merly the state lecturer and organizer
of the AUTHORIZATION association, is
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Davis, Harry A. Smith, Miss Graham
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