St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-03-23

women should be taken and sold at so
cents each.
A grand masked ball should be given
before the priZe-winneTS are announced,
and every lady not appearing masked
should be regarded as candidate. The
candidates to dance with every man
who asks them. so far as their pro-
grammes will permit. and the ball
should be kept up till a. m. The
winner of the first prize to kiss every
man who desires that pleasure. tell
you that is great scheme. There's
millions in it.
Miss Addie Boyd should now go upon
the dime museum stage. She and Nina
Van Zandt would make good team and
be drawing attraction. This suggeS-
ton is offered to Kohle 4 Middleton and
will not be charged for.
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Miss Boyd and Nina Van Zandt
For the love of ruffians did pant;
Their lovers were hung,
And the maidens both sung
A dOlorouS, fearful chant.
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A fellow who was arrested short
time ago is the author of the following
touching poem:
81 am out on a ticket Of leave,
Which by quilting the chaplain got
And L m free to main, murder and thleve,
For a fellow must live, must he not?
Then meet me by moonlight alone,
Kind stranger, beg and entreat,
And l IL make all your money my own,
And leave you half-dead In the street,
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"Here, Globe! come down into the
kitchen and see what I've got" said
Mrs. +. S. Bean, her matronly face
beaming with delight. II have a sur
prise for all your great sports who live
on fish stories, but buy all they catch
and eat" The reporter, good friend,
gave way to her charmingly persuasive
manner and followed her, beckonlng to
as:neat kitchen as LucuIluS ever stored;
and there, ON polished slab of mar
BILE, lay the object of her glee.
1t was as beautiful specimen of the
finny tribe as any true sportsman would
care to see; perfect in form and color
and as plump as a melon. 1t was
black bass caught by Peter Flandrick
in Lake Vadnais Thursday, and pre-
Sundays dinner. 1t weighs seven and
three-Quarters pounds, and if it does
net crafty the palateS Of the sheriff's
household, it will be caution. Mrs.
Bean was advised to taxidermize it
by all means, notwithstanding the
luscious treat they will miss at
Sundays dinner, and it may be possible
that this extraordinary fish will be thus
preserved for future admiration. An
Eastern angler published an offer some
time ago OF $50 for Seven-pOund bass,
caught in Minnesota lake. Although
Mrs. Bean has three-fourthS of pound
to spare she will not avail herself of
this offer, but it is fair to presume that
for public gaze, unless the servant girl
stuffS it with oysters and overcoat but
tons, and martyriZes it in the oven.
Through the Holy Land.
After much worrying and anxiety
and overcoming perfect chain of OBJ
StacleS in preparing the lect ure room of
the Peoples church for the stereepti-
con lecture and views, which were set
for last evening, the ladies of the con-
gregation, headed by MeSdames Wool
Sey and Scrlhner, succeeded in attract
ing large number of persons to view
their well-stretchedc canvas and obstinate
lantern. 1t was obstinate in that Prof.
f. r. Shepard. of Minneapolis, the lee
turer, wrestled with it forty minutes
after the hour set for startling mis- audi
ence with view extremely character
Istie of the region over which he led
his hearers, interspersing remarks ex-
planatory of the beautiful scenes and
incidents of the country along the route
of the children of Israel on their way
past the Red sea. His objective point
was Petra, the Rock Temple and Rock
Dwelling City of Arabia" Bedouin
and Arabic life and manners
were wildly portrayed by the
speaker, and Supplemented with
excellent eolored illustrations. Mount
ain6us regions of desolation, fertile val
hys, deserts and pictures of camp life
and mode of travel on cameIs by the
tourists, were all brought out in pleas
ing effect. Mount Sina, SO seripturally
associated with Moses, was pictured
from base to summit, and the battle
ground of the Adamites and Israelites.
and the mountain wherein Moses stood
and swayed victory between the con
tending Iegions below by the lifting or
lowering of his hand, was scene which
evoked much interest. The ladies are
pleased with the success of the enter
taiEment. and promise another in the
near future.