The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-12-05
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hoo. .. we'll o. vs DO Wis, 10 besi fer
then
--Dasssrs very ssec,aonsis. We hsys
sves seen dog. thai we're attached 10 iin
esfs
Ma. al4 Ass,y Dolcsal. doletally.
Mssdy issi ont ol danger jet: the DEBTORS
s.ili risiisn ha
-sisined glass ID BOT slgsrs 40 ornsmsai
ios koase A good mssy siorssly house
keepers have plenty Of H.
-stsplsy hss arrived ., Mpsspus lie
e0slap' have come osi Of the wilderness
ats voiss pl.ee-io pro1osnes.
-Enp.0yar slerSly 90 Jones. vho has
busa cut The Night before aud d. ls,s ., BIZ.
des,) -wslll Jones No, vety air
The orderly mother, With walking
baby 10 Tho house. has place for every.
thing sni the baby knows where II
IT,
Hood. is describing The meeting ola
mss ssd loo. said; The man ran of
With all b.. nigh, add the lion with oil bis
mare.
"A bail storm 10 Kansas Knocked Ill The
slass ont OF . dentists Office windows,
snd sov be sdveriises himself ~ pane.
lea, dentist
Miss Vera 0ldun He said | was a.
ssee, ~ sussr Miss Minnie Ball with q
glance .. her friends complerion) Pow.
de~d sugar.
What Ia the matter. my mani Why do
you look 20 sad' have lost mr. wife. No
wonder you look sad. Besides that have
also married smother,
An exchange says. Rev. Mr.. Smith
preached 81 the South church ell day yes.
tefdsy. Tue Rev. Mr. Smith must be 3
ions-uinded speaker.
Condemned man 10 lawyer. Its long
sentence. cir. TO be sent 10 prison for
life. Lawyer, hopefully; Yes IT does
seem long, but perhaps you won't live =
great while.
-Willis's like apiece OF flannel. said
Tommy, ~ be watched his small brother
cuddied up 10 the bath tub. Why do you
say that. Tommy Because be shrinks
when be lie washed.
Friend 10 business mani You seem
to be busy this morning, Brown. Brown
Yes, I've got about hity letterc to write
Why don't you use your typewriter I'm
IN too big hurry.
Young Medical Student TO his sweet
heart DO you know. Julia, that the hu
man heart is equal to the lifting OF 100
pounds every twenty. four hours2 Julia
(demurely)--well. ths.'t Just my weight
-Wife-rve just found recep,ei hat.
ters bill 10 your pocket thought you
said you didn't feel able to buy yourself
new silk hat this fsll' Husband No.
indeed; that Was one. bought to pay
bet with
Foo, ball player 0eeblyj Did we
win' symps,hizing comrade-Ws did,
old fellow. Foo, ball player (eIcitedly)-
Never MUD that dislocated thigh. doctor.
Take those broken teeth out OF my mouth
80 | can boiler.
He enthusiastic dancer Is not waltz.
ing delightful Really. | think when
die should like 10 waltz up to heaven.
She tsmiling quietly i m. do You think
soi Take care you do no, reverse and 90
the other way.
Miss Elderly l have Just been gath
erins sutumn leaves, Mr. Oldboy. Mr..
Oldboy (cynically); SO perceive. Miss
Elderly. You have gathered them SO many
years. Isuppose you do it autumustical
~. Is 1. we're.
"A can OF prepared pumpkin. standing
IN the sun IN front Of Maine street gro.
Gerry. exploded and threw its golden con.
tents over . number Of persons. People
fond OF pumpkin pie should sit in the
shade Tor lev hours after eating it.
-Canv.sser = have here a work Mas.
ter Of the honse cant read. Canvaster
Bat your childr.n - Master OF The house
II have no children (triumphsntly);
nothing but oat Canvssser-w Well yeu
want something 10 throw at the cat He
took il.
Mise Laura-0h dear, we're invited
10 Thanksgiving dinner Of the Beaumon
des. aud I've nothing to wear. Pater-
Great Jupiter, srl. what's the matter with
that Worth costume 10 "Gobelin blue"
'hs, Just paid ior' That win match the
turkey. vontt
--Min Walnut-Oh, Clsirel George
and are 10 be married next month. All
the arrangements have been completed
and Miss Chestnut lsho has had desiens
on George benelD Il sm glad, dear,
snd do so wish the, you will be happy.
Hc~ good Of George to say res. wasn't
IN
You say you are suffering from cut.
Yes, air. 10 What battle Gas it receivedf
Well. IL wasn't 10 any battle; but | Vas
rather promiucut In the recent Gettysburg
celebration. aud one OF The newspapers
printed A. Wood cu,l Yes. | appre.
cis,e your suffering sir. but can do moth
ing Tor you
Doesn't II embsrrA~ you TO be kissed
BY your husband before car. load Of peo
pis' Embsrr ass met replied The lady,
Who uss starting on on journey. As she
seated hersel' 10 seal and looked .. the
oaestiopefs Did John k,ss me- vhen hs