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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

A church in Pittsburgh is to be built by
penny subscriptions. It should be called
the Centennial church.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

A distant ho2e.-Mamma: "You must
not eat any more candy, Flossy, It VIII In n,
jure your teeth" Flossie: Show long VIII
it be before can take my teeth out IKE
grandma does?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

HOWEVER could you think of falling
n love with such q homely fellow?
His figure is something awful" @Yes,
but he has q lovely one ct the bank"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

81 have a very loquacious barber. What
shall l do to make him cut his speech short?"
"Advise him to curl his lip"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

A BURGLAR arrested in Boston had,
On his breast an India ink picture of
= gravestone, on which was marked:
1In memory of my father and mother"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

The Connecticut dairymen are not cast
down by thu governors opposition in their
fight against oleomargarine. Let them
Iaise on their banners the motto: "Butter
luck next time"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15
TS>ee,
lNS0&s
S:SsSSsaVax;M
100
Noses
OMeNSAw

The Chief Reason tor the great success Of
Hoods 6arsaparilla b found IN the fnss tAas
Merit Wins. II - the best blood puiiAsr ana
actually accompanies al that II claia4sd for IL
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15
A Martyr to Duty.
Doctor: II am going to church."
Office Boy: "Yessir. What time shall
call you out?'
"As soon As the sermon commences"

Mr.. O!dback Jagged fifty: evil you be
my wife?''
love ia rathar hs an o,S rr.r,s dar,;nc ely
young mans slave"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

A big hors, is seventeen hands high and q
big elephan. is seventeen feet high.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

No wonder sea captains are crusty when
they are pilot bred.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

If you have nothing else to do. see how
rapidly you can say ''Soup soothes theoso-
phists thoroughly"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

The Chinese are very initiative people.
This explains why they always stick to their
cues.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

Doctor: "And now, as to the swelling on
the back of your head, there Is nothing SER
Gus about it at present, but you must keep
your eye fixed on it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

Wellington's troops who died o.
wounds received ut Quatre Bras ana
Waterloo.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

Oregon, the Paradise OF Farmers.
MID equabls climate certain snd abundant crops Bese
u gran grass and stock country in the world Fol In.
f. ,tion free Addrss The Oregon immigration Beard.
Portland. Oregon.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15

Smoke the Sheriff Sale seear. straight loo Havana -
gar for H.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1889-06-15
KANSAS CHURCHES.

Nickerson Argosy: The Baptist So
ciety will take down the present build
ing, which is too small, and build larg-
er and better church building than they
now have.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04
Orleans County Educational
Association.

The Orleans County Educational Asso-
citation will hold its next meeting at Bar
ton Landing, Wednesday evening and
Thursday, Nov. 20 and 81, 1889.
PROGRAM.
Wednesday evening, 7.30, Address by
Hon. f. F. Palmer State Superintendent.
Thursday.
8. Devotional exercises. The relation
of the Citizen to the School, Hon. o. III.
Austin.
10. School Management, Prin. b. C.
Day.
IL. Primary Work, Mrs. f. S. Miller.
|. The Details of Day, Emma S.
Fairchild.
1.45. Reading, Frances II. Babbitt.
$50. History Recitation, Hattie Il.
Glazier.
3. Questions and Business.
An opportunity for discussion will be
offered after each topic.
All interested in the advancement of
our county educational interests are re-
quested to be present. Bring note books
questions, best thoughts and assessment
dues.
The people of Barton Landing kindly
offer free entertainment during the meet
ing; those desiring hotel accommodations
can obtain such at 81 per day.
All teachers are requested to be pres
ent on Wednesday afternoon.
M. S. STONE, / ~. Co,,,
EMMA S. FAIRCHILD,
EDNA Il. FAYER, Sec.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04
Our Girls as Successful Women.

A wealthy woman recently gave 100000 to es-
tablish summer resort for poor mothers and their
children. God bless her; this is only one instance
among thousands where woman has conceived and
executed grand ideas. Women rapidly entering
every branch of the useful arts, and aspiring to
every mon ey-making employment. '!What shall
we do with our girls'' is no longer mighty prob
lem for mothers and fathers to solve. Some one
has said alt takes women to set hem" and so it
does. The most successful poultry raisers are
women. We have in mind woman who has for
years raised finer poultry and got more eggs from
her hens at less expense, than her male neighbors
practical men too. Let your girls engage IN the
poultry industry, as many doing. Give them
fair share of the profits, and they will convince
their fathers that girls mighty handy persons to
have about the old home. With the aid now offer
ed any person can make hens lay in cold
weather. Out of twenty -four gold coin premiums
offered last winter for best results onethird were
won by women who used Sheridan's Condition Pow
der to make hens lay. For example Mrs. Henry
Baker, Holliston, Mass, won $40 and got from is
heus during the three months tial 1859 eggs Mrs.
L. j. Wilson, Northboro, Mass, got s243 eggs from
100 hens. Mrs. Edwin Drawn, East Greenwich, r..
l., from IS hens got 2454 eggs; Mrs. K. BARLEY,
Freeport, Pa, got 2029 eggs from 80 hens; Miss
Ada L. Ross of Mt. Sterling, ILL.,, from Is hens got
$50 eggs; and Miss Maggie Croushorn of Ottobine.
Va, got 1000 eggs from 80 hens; each of the last
five ladies also IS premium from l. s. john
son & Co., p Custom House St, Boston, Mass.
Every person who sends this firm now S1.2o for
can of powder. and desires it, can have his
entered as a competitor, if the premiums are again
offered. For so cents, they will send two 70 cent
packs of POWDER for 81 five packs postpaid; six
cans for S., express paid; large can OF powder,
also years subscription to Farm Poultry month
ly both sent postpaid for Sl-5o. Sample copy of
paper cts. Send stamps or cash. Testimonials
sent free.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04

N. NJ. Scott is paying cash for maple
sugar. Will take it any day. 20tf
o. d. Owen is now showing big lot
of cloaks and jackets, shawls, dress goods
and trimmings. The best stock of shoes
ever shown in town.
Those wishing to buy salt pork will do
we'll to call at the meat market. Mr.. Tel
fer is selling the best pork at and s cts.
per pound. 40tf
Large stock fiannels, knit over and I'M
derwear, cassimeres, stockings and nit
tens, coarse and fine home spun yarns,
athletic suspenders, etc. Barton Wooden
Mill. 43tf
A few years ago Eastlake furniture was
all the rage. The fashion has now strong
ly set toward Chippendale designs, and
for some years to come they will be most
popular. The best exhibition of Chippen-
dale furniture in Boston can be seen at
the warerooms of Paine's Furniture Co.,
As Canal street, Boston.
Orleans County people, when in Boston,
comfortable and home-like hotel, where
they can enjoy first-class fare and pleas
ant rooms at moderate prices. The Re-
we're is near all the Northern and Eastern
Depots, and guests like its rooms, its Ia
BILE, its many conveniencies, and its indie
pendence. 1t has always been celebrated
for cuisine, and its new departure of
fine orchestral concert every evening,
conducted by Mr.. Walter w. Sworns-
bourne of the Boston Symphony Orches-
ira has made it more than ever favorite.
We have bought and expect in the
course of or 10 days car of Michigan
apples, hand picked and packed in new
barrels. III. w. Buchanan, Barton Land
ing.
For SALE-By f. w. Baldwin, Barton,
one pair of two years old steers. Will
sell on time, or trade for young cow. o46
H. T. Seaver has frst-class plumber
and is prepared to do all work in the line
promptly.
c. S. Phillips, Glover, has a new lot of
single and double guns which sell low.
Guns s'choked" without extra charge. He
wants lot of owls for setting up, and
will pay from SOC to S1.5O for such as
reach him by mail, express or otherwise
in good condition. Fill throat and shot
holes with cotton and box up carefully.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04
Probate Business

Hearings for week ending November II.
Nov. IL, at Barton: David Jones estate,
Glover, settlement. John Sherburne's
estate, Glover, settlement.
Belle Folsom of Barton adiudged in
sane. Order issued for removal to VT
Asylum.
Almira L. Downing of Barton adjudged
insane. Order of removal to VT. Asylum
issued.
Olive J. Felix of Greensboro adiudoed
insane. Order of removal to VT. Asylum
issued.
c. A. Prouty appointed administrator
with the will annexed of Lavinia G. Full
ler's estate, Newport.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04
State News items.

There are at present fifty-three stu
dents at Norwich University, the largest
number enrolled at one time for twenty
five years.
The oldest citizen of Waitshed, MIR.
Holmes, died at the home of dis daughter
Mrs. II. Bates, Oct. 10, after an illness OF
only two days.
New machinery has been placed In the
new addition to the Winooski merino
wooden factory at Winooski, greatly in
| creasing its capacity.
A new dam has been built at the reser-
voir, so that the Soldiers Home fountain
is the highest in the world, throwing "A
stream 1876 feet high.
After lingering illness, Mrs. Charles
f. Graves, wife of the well-known Ben
nington merchant OF that name, Is dead,
at the age of thirty-nine.
Hon. f. b. Burton has been appointed
judge of probate of Bennington county
by Governor Dillingham;, lin plae of
Judge Munson, resigned.
William Williams of Royalton Corners
was so enraged at the punishment of his
son in school that he unceremoniously
broke in the school house door and used
abusive language toward the lady teach
er. court made him pay So and costs
for his mad fit.
About 100 men are at work at the
works of the National Granite Co. in
Barre on a 100000 job for Pittsburgh,
Pa, comprising the granite work
for the new German National Bank
in that city. The new building at the
Maer & Gordon works is nearly finished.
The Vermont Granite Co. has just sold
a quarry of about four acres for Sl700
per acre.
The Windsor correspondent of the
Vermont Standard says that 100000 of
Windsor money is invested in the Nation
al Exchange bank of Kansas City, Mis-
souri,, and the parties investing have sent
a man to represent them at a meeting
called to see what course shall be taken
on account of the embarrassed condition
OF the Dank. l. MS correspondent uuus
that large number of other towns in
this state are in the same boat. Why
search further for one of the causes OF
Vermont's present condition? The fact
of it is the Vermont COW is being MIXED
three times day, and is being fed on
water.
The Vermont Dairyman's Association
will hold its twentieth annual meeting at
the Town Hall, Rutland, Vermont, Jan.
10, l6 and II, 1890. The New Butter
Extractor, the greatest wonder of the
age in the dairy line, will be exhibited
there, and speakers who have won "A ma
tional reputation for their knowledge Of
dairy matters have been engaged TO de-
liver addresses at that time. Two hun
dred dollars will be paid in premiums
on butter and cheese. Let cheese-makers
bear this in mind before disposing Of
their best cheese. Further notice will be
given from time to time and a detailed
program will be issued about Dec. goth.
L. J.. BASS, SEC.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04

1t is proposed to build an Eihel Tower
1850 feet high in London.
The population of Switzerland, as per
last years census, is 100000.
The Car of Russia has had an iron
clad train constructed for himself.
Iowa boasts a corn crop of 336,OOO,OOO
bushels, valued at $4,000, 900.
The population of Berlin, Germany, has
now reached a million and half.
There are 1000 central electric light sta
tions in various parts Of this country.
During the last eight months about
60 900 Germans have emigrated to Amer
| lea.
The secretary of the navy has conclud-
ed to give the cruiser Baltimore another
trial.
An Indian hunter of the Fond du Lac
reservation, Wa Me Quanee, has just
died at the age of l01.
An explosion of dynamite occurred in
Montreal on Thursday of last week which
/ caused the death of one man and injuries
to about 60. The cartridges were placed
near a fire and in opening the stove door
it is supposed that spark ignited them.
There was an explosion on the Cunnard
steamer "Cephalonia," when she was
short distance out from Liverpool last
week. Three of the men who were in
| iured have died, and 1t il believed that
one of the other men who wus hurt will
not recover. The "Cephalonia" has re-
turned to Liverpool and gone into dock.
We welcome good news from Stanley,
who, it is reported, is expected to arrive
with Emin Bey at Mpwapwa by the end
of November. At Mpwapwa he will be,
so to speak, out of the woods, tho still
far from the sea-coaSt. We cannot guess
what were the reasons that may have
decided them to go by this southern
route instead of by the way of Mombassa,
as indicated by the report month or so
ago. If they come out with their lives
and their ivory they do wells and this
looks like the end of Emin's career in the
GOudan
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04
Barton.


Joseph n. Webster went to Boston last
week.
The Misses Bridgman are expected to
give reading here next week.
J. A.Pearson has returned, and is again
in his office ready to attend to the wants
of his patrons.
NJ. E. Ladies' Aid Society will meet
with Mrs. Z. III. Webster on Wednesday
afternoon next.
The late evening mail will be closed af
ter Tuesday, the 9Th inst, at s :45 p. IN.
C. III. DwINELL.
Charlie Boswell moves his family into
the house occupied by his father, to re-
main there during the winter.
Rev. F. Millar will preach in school
house hall, Sunday evening, Nov. 10, at
O'Clock. All are cordially invited.
Rev. NJ. TapIin of Lyndonville was
present at the meetings at the M. +. church
last week and his sermons were timely
and excellent.
The Barton cornet band will give con-
cert and promenade in Opera Hall, Friday
evening, Nov. 8. Admission, 20 cents;
ladies', 10 cents.
Special meeting of the w. R. c. at the
c. A. R. hall Tuesday eve, Nov. 5, for the
purpose of inspection. Will all the men,
bers try to be present?
Alvin Jewell has returned from the
III ~ inIy- fha 1ho f0r ho 10
boring man, and even the farmer, are better
in Vermont than in the West.
d. d. Bean and family, who left here on
Thursday morning for trip West, arriv-
ed at ST. Cloud, Mimi, on the next Satur-
day forenoon. A quick and pleasant trip.
Mr.. Person has closed business at his
creamery. We will give the result of the
work here and at West Glover ere long.
Mr.. Person visits his old home in New
York.
Mrs. Kenyon will give Chalk Talk at
the e. church this evening for the L. L.
L. Society. Old as well as young invited.
Her entertainments are said to be very in
teresting. Admission free. All come.
Rev. Mr.. Mclean, who was here some
weeks since as candidate for the Cong.
pastorate, has accepted the offer made
him and commenced his labors. His eff
forts thus far have been very acceptable.
The Sons of Veterans had pleasant
entertainment at G. A. r. Hall on Friday
evening in which quite large number OF
young people assisted in the musical ano
speaking exercises. The society is i'm 8
a fiourishing condition
Religious meetings will be held at the
Me. church four evenings this week
commencing on Tuesday evening. Rev
S. S. Brigham will be here, and possibly
some others from abroad. 1t is hoped
that the attendance will be good.
A reception will be held at the vestr.
of the Cong. church on Wednesday even
ing, Nov 9Th to welcome our new pastor
the Rev ID. A. Mclean. to which all in
terested, both old and young. are mos
cordially invited. A free supper will bl
served from G to 8 O'Clock. Con-.
The weather has been exceptionally fine
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04
Teachers Examination.

Notice is hereby given that public ex.
animation of applicants for certificates to
teach in Orleans County, VT, will be held
at the school building at Barton Landing,
Tuesday and Wednesday, Nov. 10 and
20, 1889.
PROGRAM.
Tuesday, Written Examination.
Tuesday evening, Social Gathering of
Teachers.
Wednesday forenoon, Oral Examina-
ton.
Wednesday afternoon, Points and Pro-
gram for Winter Term.
Wednesday evening, Address by State
Superintendent Palmer.
Thursday, Meeting of the County Edu-
cational Association.
All applicants are urged to remain dur
ing the meeting of the County Education
al Association and join the same. All
who are liable TO teach winter term are
requested to be present at the eXamina-
ton as no private examinations will be
given except in extreme cases. Candidates
should nc present promptly at Il. m,
Tuesday
Entertainment can be procured at the
Valley House at 81 per day. those desir-
free entertainment. address, Edward ID.
Collins, Barton Landing.
M. S. STONE, Supervisor
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04
THE VERDICT UNANIMOUS

w. ID. Suit, Druggist, Bippus, Ind, testifes 81
can recommend Electric Bitters the very best
remedy. Every bottle sold has given relief in every
case. One man took six bottles, and was cured Of
Rheumatism of 10 years standing" Abraham
Hare, druggist Bellve, Ohio, afirms; "The best
selling medicine l have ever handled in my 20
years experience, is Electric Bitters." Thousands
of others have added their testimony, 50 that the
verdict is unanimous that Electric Bitters do cure
all diseases of the Liver, Kidneys or Blood. Only
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04

Catarrh can't be cured with local application, as
they cannot reach the seat of disease. Catarrh Is
a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to
cure it you have 20 take internal remedies. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly
on the blood and mucus surface. Halls Catarrl
Cure is quack medicine. It was prescribed by
of the best physicians in this country for years
and is a regular prescription. II is composed Of the
best tonics known, combined with the best blood
purifiers, acting directly the mucus surface. The
perfect combination of the two ingredients Is what
produces such wonderful results in curing catarrh
Send for testimonials free. FL. Cheney a. Coz
Prop, Toledo, o. Sold by druggists, price 7sc.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04
CONSUMPTION CURED.

An old physician, retired from practice, having
had placed in his hands by an East India missionary
the formula of simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure of consumption, bron-
chitis, eatarrh asthma and all throat and lung af
fections also positive and radical cure for nervous
complaints, after having tested its wonderful
tive powers in thousands of cases has felt IL his
duty to make il known to his suffering fellows.
Actuated by this motive and desire 90 relieve
human suffering / will send free Of charge, to All
who desire it, this recipe, in German, French or
English, with full directions for preparing and
using. Sent by mail by addressing with stamp,
naming this paper, w A. Noyes, l4e Powers
Block, Rochester. ". Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04

farewell sermon last Sabbath. Perhaps
no pastor was ever more popular with the
Sutton church, as a whole, than Mr.. Ira
followed by the prayers of all loyal mem
bers for success in his new parish
Iardxviclx.
Twenty dollars netted at the q. A. r.
entertainment.
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Shipman are home
from visit to Mass.
town hall for week. A bad thing for
the school and no good for the public.
Mr.. Shattuck is duly installed as post
master and is measurably happy. Shat
tuck has his peculiarities, among which is
the art of we'll keeping post office.
Island Pond.
s. J. Maroney's store in the new block
is ready for occupancy and he will move
in soon.
at the Herald office, has gone to work at
the Lyndonville Journal office.
Charles Pickering, formerly an engine
driver here, now of Toronto, is soon to
locate at Richmond as locomotive fore
man.
Rev. E. j. Rooms is attending the Wo-
mans Auxiliary Convention this week
This is an important branch of church
work.
The furniture for the new Masonic
and Odd Fellows Halls has arrived. 1t is
very elegant in design and will help beau
tify as good halls as can be found in the
state.
Mrs. Chase has placed the management
of her grocery in the hands of III. L. Pa
draw custom by doing the right thing
every time.
AS intimated last week, the band has
re-organized with the Objectionable par
ties left out. AS they were the best play
ers, we think the new party will hardly
make success.
The Derby Street sidewalk is in a ter
rible condition with broken and rotten
planks. Seventy-fve dollars will repair
the walk, but it won't pay the costs for a
broken limb. penny wise and pound
foolish" seems to be the policy of the
town in such matters. L do not mean the
their funds will allow.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04
SpEFial 9gptifEs.
EVERYBODY SAYS

That Dutcher's Golden Liquid Is the best Batter
Color made. The truest 70 nature, gives most sat.
isfactory results. l. pnre, sweet clean, win not
turn rancid, excess will not give the brick shade.
requires less TO produce the required tint Gives
nice June Color always. Takes the eye Of dealer
and consumer great improvement. Tho best
Color made Keeps sweet Indefinitely. N. b.
This Is the testimony Of those who have used De-.
Have never seen person who would not nee the
strongest terms Of commentator. Please try ID
aud You will say 80 too. ls.42eowly
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1889-11-04
BARTON, VT, November 4. 1883.
B. a. M. R. R.--PASS. DIVISION.


NEwPORT-SoUrH-7.15 m; LOS m; 100 p m
(a1O-l0 M; 10.40 p m; IL m. NORTH
-(a3.30) m; (a5.10l m; 600 m; (a3-o0)
pm; (a4.43) p m; (a6.35) p m; 9.35 p m.
COVENTRY-SoUTH - .25 IN; III H.
NoRTH-2.45 m; 6-24
BARTON LANDING-SoUTH-7.s m; ~1.2o p
IN; 735 p m; Hoo p m. NoRTH-2.30 p IN F;
Has p m; ola m; go p m.
BARTON-SoUrH-7.4e m; 1872 p m; IS m
Ills m; 1887 NoRTH-3.0O m; 4.32
m; 2o5 m; 4.16p m; 500 m; $50 m.
SOUTH BARTON-SoUTH-7.59 m; SIS H.
NORTH AS m; 5.4s p M
SUTTON-SouTH-s.l m; $50 m; NORTH
LOS m; $50 m.
WEST BURKE-SoUTH-S.21 m; 900 p m; IL ST
pm. NoBTH-12.55 m; sos p m; s.26 pm
LYNDONVILLE-SoUTH m; 2.12 p m !;
$50 m; 1.20 m; 1910 m. NoRTH-221
am; $40 m; 80 IN /; 1856 N 5.06 IN !;
$40 m.
STOPS only for passengers to or from connecting
roads.
liStops only to leave passengers from Concord and
below.