Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1889-11-30
Varieties.


A solitary man is either brute or
an angel.
The value of a thing depends upon
our use of it.
Justices nation, but sin makes q
people miserable.
1t takes genius to know how to
live with a genius.
Temperance maketh a light heart
and a heavy purse
A fine coat may cover a fool, but it
will not conceal one.
Take the weather as it comes, and
don't make such fuss about it.
No man is so insignificant as to be
sure his example can do no hurt.
A new cigarette has been named
Bouquet, we suppose because it smells
so.
If we must answer for our idle
words, how much more for our Idle
silence!
The honest man never objects to
being watched, or having his accounts
looked over.
A house without newspapers and
books is very much like house with
out windows.
The secrets Of much success in this
world are cash, confidence, cheerfulnesa
and constancy.
The desire to go somewhere in hot
weather is only equalled by the desire
to get back again.
Time is money, and some people are
fearfully extravagant when they visit
editorial sanctums.
The wise man who knows when to
keep silent will always say something
when he does speak.
The best way to keep our vicious
thoughts is to have good door-keeper
"a good conscience.
"Consumptives have hack of their
own" says an exchange. That is
CHASTITY kind of joke.
The banana is a great promoter of
the national game. 1t will make almost
any man slide to his base.
In Denmark girls are trained to
agriculture, but in America they take
more kindly to husbandry,
There is one peculiar thing about
horse races. You can pick the winner
right along until you conclude to put
up your money
The one prudence in life is concen-
tration; the one evil is dissipation; and
it makes no difference whether our dis
Lightning never strikes twice in the
same place. Neither does a mule. The
reason for this is because the place is
never there after the first strike.
"That's nice looking trotting horse
you have there said one young man
to another "Does he ever break p
"Well, he never broke anybody but
me-"
Going home from church she re-
marked to her husband did you
notice that bald-headed man in front
Of us, and how young he looked?
never saw any one so young before with
bald head" Then he silenced her
by replying: "My dear, was bald
headed before l was year old"
l have carefully and regularly per-
used these Holy Scriptures, and am Of
the opinion that the volume, indepen-
IDENTIFY Of its divine origin, contains
more sublimity, purer morality, more
important history, and finer strains Of
eloquence than can be collected from
all other books, in whatever language
they may have been written.
That's queer headline in the pa
per-" said Mrs. Schoeppensted, "Lost,
a Fortune and Wife wonder
which he missed the most" "rhe
fortune, probably" said Mr.. Schoep-
pensted, heartlessly. eff he had the
wife it would be hard for him to get
another fortune, but if he had a for
ture, he could easily get another wife.
Perhaps you are looking for land
flowing with milk and honey ? If SO,
you should know that only one person
in thirteen can drink milk in any
quantity without becoming bilious,
and only one in eleven can eat honey
without having touch Of the collie.
Just better stay right here in this land,
and get a blue-handled snov-shovei
ready for Winter.
Here's ''touch of nature" which
we clip from an exchange A little
girl recently dropped her doll and
broke its arm. The doll was favor
tie one and the accident was to the
child a calamity Of the greatest nature.
The tears started, the lips were trem-
bling with grief when bright thought