The morning news., 1889-03-03
Personal.

rs the baby strong?' Well, rather You
know what a tremendous voice he has. " Yes, -
We'll, lifts that five or six times an hour. ~
Hdrper Bdz0r.
IT is not possible to make a silk purse from
the ear of a swine Take a hog from e pen to q
mansion aud he will still be a hog.--Net0 Or
leans Plcdytne.
| DIsGusTED HUsBAND-Is there no way to stop
you from kissing the nasty little pug dogy
Wfe-1ou might teach him to chew tobacco.
-Terre Hdute Express
THE czAR has ordered his painter in ordinary,
Michael Won Zichy, to paint picture of the
| railway disaster at Borki. The artist was on
the wrecked train, but escaped unhurt.
MoRE BAD LUcK-Mr. Winks docking over the
paper Cheap, Drugg Co, are selling all sorts
of patent medicines at half price.
Mrs. WinSs-Just our luck. There isn't any
thing the matter with any of us.-NelO York
Weekly.
THE DUKE OF DINO has been plunging heavily
at Monte Carlo. He went there not long ago
with few francs in his POCKET. Luck was in
his favor, and he made 100000 francs. He is
now dropping this, by degrees in the soup
tureen from which he grabbed 1t.
A PHILADELPHIA JUDGE has decided that when
a man gets on a street car and discovers that he
hasn't the ready change TO pay his fare, he
must get OFF He should also have decided that
the passenger must MAKE the discovery before
he reaches his destination NoIristoWR Herald,
MANY of the late Philip H. welsh's jokes were
translated into French ana served up in the
Paris papers as original humor. Then they
were translated back again into English and
copied into Am rican papers as French Jokes.
When M. Welsh saw these he used to say,
Now they are funny
MoNcuRE D. CONWAY, the magazine writer
and historian, is in Baltimore making researches
In the records of the Maryland Historical So
cety. Mr.. Conway present visit to Baltimore
may recall one TO him he made TO that turbu-
lent city in the early years of the war. AT that
time he had a number of his fathers slaves
with him, and a street mob, thinking that he
had stolen the negroes came near making
short work of him.
THE death has been recorded of the Marquis
Fardeha of Torrearoa at Palermo. He took
most prominent part in the revolutionary move
meut il Sicily against the BOurbOns in ISIS and
fought at the barricades of Palermo lie after
ward took part in the negotiations with Eng
land, who had mediated between the Sicilian
and Neapolitdn governments. He was then ex-
lied, and lived in Genoa, Turio and Nice. In
1860 he again took an active part in the liberia
ton of Sicily, and was then elected a senator,
aud soon afterward president of the senate.
He was one of the most influential persons in
Sicily, where his death will be deeply regretted.
MIS- NE SANG JAY and Mrs. Kong Sin He, the
ladies' of the Corean legation at Washington,
have made a good impression upon society at
the capital. The former is q years old, the
latter T. They are pretty, petite and do not
look as though they bad seen more than sixteen
summers They are rot over feet inches in
hlght. They have picked up about twenty
phrases OF Eugi sh and their pronunciation Of
our language is charmingly peculiar They are
studying hard and hope to master our vernacu-
lar n a short time. Their faces are pale brown
in color, their hair iS Jet black, and their
features are delicate and pleasing. They dress
becomingly.
ADMIRAL JuRIEN DE- LA GRAv1ERE, who has
just become au Immortal, is one Of the m st de-
lghtful takers IN Paris At the court o, Napo
leon HI he was the center of circle IN which
every Intelligent woman az the Tuileries was TO
be found Since then, while he remains faith
fGl to his political opinions, and is proud to as
sert the fact in his speeches, ne Is TO be met in
houses where every shade OF opinion has lts rep
resentatives, and in them all is a persona grata.
This gift OF universal charm served him well in
his canvassing. One and another of the I'm
moItals who might have been ready to vote Tor
his opponent was unconsci0usy fascinated,
and on the critical day slipped his name into
the urn,