New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-07-28

ought 10 keep an accurate account OF the results Of
his labor Everything pertaining to the farm should
be scrupulousy written down, whether II pertains 10
crops, stock, wages or prices. That Will simplify
matters whom the cens,is-taher comes along and In
sure accuracy besides It is especially DESTROYS that
we should have accurate enumeration Of all Our
crops I'm this country not mere guess, but the
bottom facts themselves This can only be had u
every individual farmer goes TO work on his
hook and carefully puts down all the facts so fas
as they relate to himself and his own FARM
Presence Of Mnd.-They were seated in the parlor
and he was declaring his love in fervent tones All at
she stopped him with an imperous gesture, and
opn ~ P wat sbe Exclaimed IN short sharp tones
In moment the sneezc came, and lieioise looking
George l'-(G Germantown Telegraph.
"The Washington Post, is looking fresh and bright
in new dress Since assuming control six months
ago tho present managers have made several improve
ments in the paper and have been rewarded BY an In
Creased circulation.
We cotton 10 OIL,
But in whisbey we spoil;
In Sugar trust.
But in Lead We get bust
-(Boston Beacon.
Tunkmakers say that tho gigantic Saratogas are
"out OF style,' ard that women Of good sense are
preferng to buy two moderate sized trunks, about
forty inches long, with fat tops and iron bands ard
oak tips Wicker trunks also popuar-both with
women and expressmen.
One safe Subject" Lemmc see unused the editor
going to make my leader this weekl IL | take
up the CronIn affair Mccarthy will withdraw his ad.
OLD Deacon Boggs has brother in the Mormon Church.
give mo particular hts.' Here he rested his weary
brow on his massive hands a moment then suddenly
aroused himself and wrote as one ns pred And the
next days Issue Of The Buge' contained two
column article to the effect that The English Spar
row Must Go'-tTerre Haute Express.
New-Jersey propery-ownets are considerably
alarmed by the entertainments OF the Atlantic Ocean
upon valuable seaside land II is well known fact
that the NewJesey coast is gradually sinking but tbs
Itself Is also destructive. That the heavy north
easerly storms of each passing WINTER says Tho
Philadelphia Inquirer are destroying the beaches
along the whole coast-lne from Sandy Hook to Cape
May is exempfed by what has been by the naked
eye during tho last fifty years In 1904, when Cape
May was prominently known as watering place. ths
beach extended 200 feet further into the ocean than
II does to-day" Tie property at Cape May
will hold a conference Friday to devise measures
TO protect their property.
II Is curious fact that despite all this talk abou
badheaded Jokes. the average attendant at the min
stres Is never so happy as when he hears e Jest
was at the Rink last night and easily recognized
many of the jokes as old acquaintances but he didn't
rrOwl nudge the man on the adjoining seat and
remark that he had heard that last away back in
'G3 Not bit OF It. The old Jokes are the BEST and
the Tourist enjoys them. So does everybody else
But 1t has become the popular thing 10 scott when
they appear limping perhaps on crltches, but for all
that, secretly in our heart OF hearts we entertain
love for fun that will never grow cold.-(Albany
Journal
The BARRIERS Of Philadelphia are in earnest In their
expressed determination to close the barber shops
OF that city on Sunday and thus obtain day Of rest
Five BARRIERS who kept open their stores on Sunday
last have been prosecuted They were fined by the
| lau in
Some cases OF comparatively recent occurrence viii
serve to illustrate the defects of tie coroner system
The following is reported from Kentucky Inquisiton
held on the body of Holmes, deseasts December =
1853. We OF the said jury, by being summoned and
qualified and hearing the evidences, and making true
and diligous resenments over tho said body OF SAID
dcseasts, twelve met, and, being duly sworn
into the case believes that he come TO his death oy
some fit or other apOplexy. Doctor being duly sworn
by myseh coroner states that the l0bis membrane OK
the spinal disease was affected to considerable ex-
tent."-CThe Forum