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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETEes-Liye Oak Lodge No 3, ]. o. o. r. ;
Republican Blues; Magnolia Encampmsnt No.
], T. D, o. F.; Forest City Lodge No. l. K. OF P.
SPECIAL EoTIcEs-The Three rs Red Hot
Townsend; The Chatham Dime Savings Bank;
Free Oyster Roast at Wortham's, Tybee A
Card to J. n. Wilson. photographer Stores for
Rent, II. J. Thonasson; STATE and County
Taxes, 1885; Notice, Robinson Steam Printing
Company; The Big SIX. J. w. Norton Agent
Baltimore Veal, Mutton, etc, at J. J. Joyce's
Fancy Goods Mrs X b. Browne; Notice, Ed.
ward F. aHd Robert P. Lowell; Lace Curtains
etc, at Empire Steam Laundry; Bananas ETC.
J. S. Collins & Co.; Everything New and First
Glass at Palace Steam Laundry; To Patrons OF
the Savannah Stea Laundry; The Faust Beer,
George Meyer, Wholesale Agent; Cabbage
and Onions to Arrive, W. Inm4n
Miller; Special Notice H. Kreigsr:
Savannah Steam Laundry, 13l Congress street /;
Fall Fashions for Men. P. g. Meara. Sales Agent.
Browning, King & Co, New YORK; Rssurrected
Chestnuts that Bear Repetition. Robinson Steam
Printing Company; Just Reesived, Almonds,
Nuts etc, at J. J. Reilys; Follow the Directions
Of the signs and look at the Kensington Lots.
AxUsEKENTs. Robinson S Ten Big Shows
United.
PRrEsrLY's BLACK DRESS GooDs-Crohan &
Doorer.
LIFE Work B. II. Levy & Bro.
UEDERwEAR-At Gutman's.
EsPEozAL ATTESTIoS-C. Gray & Son.
GRAsD FALL AND WINTER ExHIBITIos-G Eek
stein & Co.
SPECIAL ATTENTION Is CALLEp-To Atmayer's.
oYFERs THIS WEEK-Mius & CO.
The OLD RELIABLE FURsIrURE AND CARPET
HousE-Emil A. scswarz.
BULLETIN OF MUsIc--L. & B. s. ~ H., NJ. and
n. ". De- nrtment.
BLACK ASp CoLoazD SILKS a SPEcIAtrY-At
Germaipes.
MEpIcAL--Scott's Emulsion.
The CHIcKERrSo PIAEo--L & B. S. NH
THE JEwELTR-J. Maril, 147 Congress Street
THE LEADING DIR GOODS HoUsE.-Morrison,
Foye & Co.
SPECIAL SALE--Jackson, Metzger & Co.
EDUCATIONAL Savannah o,lege Of Business
Formerly Mccarthy s Business College.
WORD NTH THE LADIES Krouskoff's
Mammoth Millinery House
AUCTION Sales.--future and Mating. by
c. P. Miller
DUsIAP's And NAscTNESro HArs.-At LaFars
NEW YoHK OYSTERS, Erc.--T. H. Enri.ht,
Proprietor OF Arcade Saloon.
CHEAP CoLuXS ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Personal; LOST Miscellaneous
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Bishops First Patient.
From the New York Star.

When heard of Comedian Bishops death
yesterday called to mind a stoBy he once told
me about his experience as physicia Shortly
after he had graduated from San Francisco
medical college medical friend of his was
called to Sacramento on important business
and before leaving he requested Bishop TO cal
on one of his patients twice week. Bishop did
as requested, and, while with the sufferer
would sit for an hour by his bedside telling him
funny stories. of which he had a large fund
When the regular physician returned he went tc
the hospital to see mis- patient. Upon asking the
sick.man what Bishop had given him the former
said: oh he gave me Q little of everything
He talked Dutc1, Irish French and every ether
dialect, and made m laugh until the tears
rolled down my cheeks
But what medicine did he give You?'
Well he said that he forgot to bring the
medicine with him, but that he would send il
up"
'''Did he?"
did hes Well, should SMILE" said the
patient. as he took a quart bottle of whisky
from under his pillow.
In relating the story Bishop said: 1.-The worst
feature about my first case was that the patien
was just recovering from a severe attack oil
delirium tremens, but believing in the Latiu
motto, 'SinlitiG stnlilibtts curdntur,' did the
best could for a beginner"
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Personal.

IHE baSeless rumor that Prince Bismarck will
soon resign has again been revived by some Of
.he credulou' correspondents. Strained rela-
lions with the new emperor are cited as the
cause for bis termination.
Ma. BARSUA says that one of the greatest
pleasures he expects to have in Europe is to
meet Gladstone, De Lesseps Bismarck, and Won
moitke, and the other young fellows" who
Sill make things lively there.
Or LATE the relations between the Emperor
very cordial, IN consequence of the chancellor
having demonstrated very earnestly with his
majesty against his dangerous habit Of reckless
talking on important and delicate matters.
Mr. PARNELL was recently staying in Edin-
ourgh as the guest of wealthy man residin (
en- very fashionable street. The neighbors Oh
either side hung out Union Jacks from the r
windows as a silent protest against the man
who wished to free Ireland. In Scotland there
are even greater toadles to royalty than in Eng
land
MRs. FAIR, the divorced wife of ex-senator
Fair OF Nevada. lives in palace on Mob Hill,
san Francisco. She is a large, flne-looking
lrlsn woman, with more than plain common
sense than education and refinement. When
her husband was m iner, workin hard and
madng little, she was his helpmate and main
stay, living with him in his cabin, cooking his
food, washing his clothes, and encouraging him
by ner bright, sunny society.
The BISHOP OF NORTH DAKOTA is having a car
DulIt IN winch TO MAKE MS episcopal YlSltations.
Spare beds and accommodations for stran gers
are so scarce in his district that he finds it nee
essary thus to initiate the actors, and find him
self in bed and shelter. The bishops travelling
car is to be chapel on wheels as well as an
itinerant house, and he expects not only to hold
services in it, but to have it the social meeting
place of the more scattered members of his
flock.
REV JOSEPH Cook has bought an acre of land
at the summit of Mount Defiance Ticonderoga
Ind fhn unfA r1--A y \
drilholes where Burgoyne's bock-house stood,
from which he drove out Gen. St. Clair from
Fort Ticondsroga Mr.. Cook calls the spot the
memorial tablet erected there as a monument
commemorative the soldiers of Ticonderoga who
died in the civil war, and also Ethan Allen and
Others. Mr.. Cook hopes that some day there
may be q memorial park at the top Of the mount
ain,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13
Got What He Deserved.

There is very bright young lady who has
somewhat hurt the feelings of a man about
town. says the San Francisco Chrsnicle. He
has had for some four years the effiulgent repu.
tation of q lady killer, an irresistable. He has
been the hero OF a good many conquests and he
is ado ed by the less successful of his kind. He
met CHS young lady and she seemed to take
rather an interest in him He did not find her
jHst like the others and the difference attracted
him. He made up his mind he would marry
her. He did not think 1t necessary TO consult
her feelings delicately before be asked her. He
had found the sex rather weak. One day he
opened his heart to her in a frank way.
"Tm very tired" he said, ''of this bachelor
life. I've not been the best Of men, l suppose,
but to tell you the truth, have been looking
ali these years for such a woman as you-one
who could make home for me, whom could
love, and who could keep me away from the
restless and unsatisfactory life that surrounds
me. If you will marry mo"
Thank you-but-I don't think / care to
keep monastery"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13
They w ere All Right.
IVY w ~NHb AV'
From the NortUich Bulletin.

FTOnl LNe NUFIUtCN btLIIeIlU.
A Norwich schoolma' am put the word trust
in spelling lesson the other day. Trust used
to be a simple word meaning confidence
word without guile, and within the grasp of the
youngest pupil. The effect of the times upon
the word became painfully apparent the mo-
ment the definition was called for.
Define trust" commanded the teacher.
The little fellow at the head of the class who
evidently read the papers, replied: Trust is a
big snake"
9Where did you learn that - asked the
teacher.
In our newspaper" replied the boy. SIT
said trust is an anaconda
THAT wasn't what saw in my paper" spoke
up clever pupil, "for it said a trust was ike q
devil or a fishr'
"It's q monster said the third boy.
where on earth did you get that idea ~
asked the astonished teacher.
''Outen the papers, said number three.
81 guess the papers dunno" remarked the
fourth, for mine said 1t was an octerpusl"
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The MoRsIss NEEs iE on file at the following
places, where Advertising Rates and other in
formation regarding the paper can be obtained:
NEW YORK CITY
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AMERICAN NEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS ASSOCIATION,
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PHILADELPHIA
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CHICAGO
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CINCINNATI
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13

Thursday was Congressman Samuel ].
Randall's olst birthday, and he celebrated
1t by going to Washington, in the hope that
a change of scene might improve his health.
1t has been stated frequently that Mr.. Ran
dalrs district is naturally republican by a
considerable majority. II this is trus, Mr..
Randall's early death would result in the
gain Of "A republican Congressman. His
heslth, however, is probably much better
than Some reports represent it TO be.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13

The other day the MORNING News pub.
hshed Washington telegram stating that
an anonymous letter had bsen received at
the treasury department charging that the
;ate Secretary Manning kept 5000 con
science money sent TO him by the writer OF
the letter. Accompanying this statement
was another that the records showed that
The 5000 was paid into the treasury 10y
Mr. Manning. Some newspapers printed
that part of the telegram in which the
charge Of dishonesty was made against MIR.
Manning, but they did not print Secretary
WINDOWS statement that the Charge was
groundless 1t is said that by mistake this
statement became temporarily separated
from the anonymous letter, and conse-
queniiy was omitted from the account tels-
graphed TO some newspapers. Il is remark.
able, however, thai nono but republican
ne"spapers printed tho telegram Ia this
shape.
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Strike While the Iron is Hot.

The South Bound road is projected en-
terprise in which Savannah is deeply inter-
estsd. Ths business benefits which she has
every reason TO expect from it have been
stated SO often that the public is familiar
with them.
To insure the building of the road it is
necessary for Savannah to subscribe for
$751; 900 worth of the stock Of the road The
amount thus far subscribed is $50, 900, and
there is no doubt that with a little effort on
the part Of the subscription committee
$4,000 more can be obtained.
There are some who thiak that canvass
for additional subscriptions should not be
made until after the cotton season. They
say that the merchants on the Bay would
then have more time for considering the
matter.
Would not delay imperil the enterprise
Everybody is now agreed that the South
Beahd raadl would be an immense advan-
tage to Sayannah, and there does not seem
toLbe any doubt that the stock will be
worth all that is paid for it. Why not,
therefore, strike while the iron is hota that
is, While there is a strong feeling in favor
of building the road. While Savannah is
delaying apathy may appear in other To-
caiities where cooperation is necessary.
The enemies of the enterprise may succeed
| in drawing away from it enough strength to
| destroy it, or the capitalists who now are
ready to pub their money into it may
change their minds aud abandon it,
! < Now is the time to get the additional SUBJ
scriptions, and those who think of subscrib-
ing should bear in mind that the amount
they subscribe will not be gift, as was to
be the case if the Savannah, Americas and
Montgomery road had been completed, but
an Investment that, in all probability, will
pay good dividend. Let us take hold of
the South Bound now and make its success
certain within the next few days.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13
BRIGHT BITS

"MIsTEs oETIcEa. I'm tho sbseondiag st.
LOUIS CASHIER who got away with $4,000. and
want 70 give myself I'd -
Great heavens, What forr'
II l escape the Chicago papers will print
po-tns1ts o. me. I'd rather serve term than
die Of 5 ame'-Sslr YORK Herald
yISzs-Hello! Been sway,
NE1s-Only for day | ran down 70 the
shor1 70 - how my cottage IVES fsring in the
storm. Dad you ever So the sea in a stOrms
WHISKY George That reminds me.
must hurry into that store before il shuts up.
] had nearly forgotten. eu errsnd which prom
lSed 70 do Tor ny Eife:-Sst0 York Weekly.
ToxxT in the presence Of young Sweetner
sisters beau)-Yo1 told ma lie the ot2er night,
Clara
sister Cla-a-I guess lot, brother mine.
Mr.. Sweetner called he acted so silly that you
never could keep straight face, and your face
Is as straight as mine noW.-hedrney En- En-
prise
CHIcAGo KAS-Why don't you hold another
meeting in favor Of the world, fairi
New 4orker khaughtily}-We can't find a hall
big enough 70 hold the people who want to
come.
Chicago man-Huhl Advertise that all who
come viii Be expected TO contribute, and you
can accommodate the crowd in a lodging mouse
oedrOom.-Aelc York Weekly
HIRoLLER-So Algy is dead!
Iun ooy-les. and some OF the boys have
clnoosd toget er TO get q monument for him
All Se want rs 10 decide on an appropriate in
Scription for it.
Hlroler-Why don't you put that line: Can
stored urn or animated bust"
TuffOoy Animated bust" The very thing!
mat VIII remind every body Of Algy.-Amertcd.
=, HE Sitting at the piano)-What shall play.
Miss De Temps,
She-0. do wish you would play that favorite
OF yours-''rhe Races, think it is called
Hell don't understand.
sns dnnocently)-Wny, Mr.. Brown told me
yesterday, when / asked him where you were
that you were out at the park playing the
races, so supposed you would be willing TO
play it for me-
He tunder mis- breath)-Wait till 1 catch Tom
BroWn.-INeU York Sun.
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Confederate Bonds.

Americans often wonder at the tenacitv
with which Englishmen hold on to confed-
crate bonds. They know, of course, that
Englishmen hope eventually TO realize some-
thing from them, but they do not see how
they ever can. In this country the bonds
are considered worthless, and both northern
and southern people are amused at the
belief of Englishmen that some day they
will lie valuable. The English holders,
however, quietly bear the jibes directed
against them. In many instances the bonds
have passed into the hands of another gem
Grafton, among whom. it is said there is
still greater confidence that they will be
paid partly or wholly after awhile.
The curiosity of Americans was aroused
when, few years ago, agents were sent TO
this country to buy all of the confederate
bonds they could find. 1t was thought that
the buyers hoped to obtain possession of
money that was said to be held in Englis h
banks to the credit Of the late confederacy.
If this was the idea, nothing has ever come
of it.
1t was asserted in the European edition of
the New York Herald the other day, that
anu SOubuoTn COTpOTdUlOnS were
asking for the loan Of large sum from
English capitalists for investment In the
south, and that they were met with the an
swer that if they would pay l per cent. of
the confederate bonds they could get all the
money they wanted. 1t was also said that
an agent of an English syndicate which
Yields a tremendous power in English
financial circles, and which holds
vast amount Of these bonds,
arrived in this country recently, and that
he will represent to the southern states that
their credit il England will be worthless
unless they show a disposition to pay the
bonds, but that if they will adopt his plans
they can secure unbounded credit
Englishmen seem TO have gotten all the
confederate bonds they want, and it now
remains to be seen whether or not they will
realize anything from them. The people of
this country regard the matter with a good
deal of curiosity, but with no real interest.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13

Democratic opinion in Montana is that
the state went democratic simply because it
is naturally q democr tic state. Russell
Harrison's freshness and interference are
not thought to have had any effect upon
the result. The young man is not impor-
tant enough for anything he says or does
to be seriously noticed, and the republicans
voted the republican, and the democra IS the
democratic ticket. There we're more dem =
ocrats than republicans, and the democratic
majority is likely to be greater in future
elections.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13

Tie New York Press says: "It any Pres
ident of the United States has dealt honestly
and conscientiously with the difficult
matter Of appointments, President Harris on
has. Mon Of the highest character have
been chosen for the leading federal offices,
and I'm minor Offices the spirit of the civil
service law has been strictly carried out. ."
The editor of the Press was appointed to a
renuneratiye position by President Harri-
son. This may explain bis fulsome praise.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13

The United States pays out annually for
pensions seven times as much as the British
government, and sixteen times as much as
the German government. 1t pays seven
times as much as the French government,
and nearly one hundred times as much as
the Austrian government, Its payments for
pensions are $l0,000,000 year more than
the entire cost of the military establish
ment of Great Britain, and it must be-
remembered that in this country pensioners
of the late war are confined to people who
were on the union side. Yet the Republican
party talks about making the pension bur-
den twice or three times as heavy as it Is.
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The Southern Club, of New York, held
its first regular meeting of the season the
other evening, and the members were made
70 rejoice over tue excellent financial con-
dition of the organization 1t is paying
its expenses in an elegant club roo at Is
West Twenty-frst street, and his a mem
bership OF moro than 1000. The managers
say that they want southern visitors to
New York, whether members of the club
or not, TO consider the rooms the social
Center for southerners
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Despair.
rror fhe PkiladelpIrid Times

From The PkilddelpIrid Times.
There wasn't a doubt he did the deed,
And yet in the light of day,
Tho the officers hal him q dozen of times,
He easily got away.
The papers came with descriptions full
OF his hight, h IS hair. his eyes,
And so ne gave his picture, the which they said
Was a fine stroke of enterprise.
He saw It and sighed "If look like that,
oughtn't to live day"
So be woke a detective at work on clew
And gave himself up right away.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13

Gov. Hill made a speech in New Jersey
The other night, and he put in some good
licks for ex-Gov. Albeit. He also paid his
respects 70 Gen. E. Burd Grub. He said:
although live in New York, think l
have rs much right to vote in New Jersey
as q MAJ from Pennsylvania
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13

Hugo Menlan, who has been steward CT
the white house since President Harrison's
inauguration, has given up his job and gone
back 20 Chicago. where he will receive a
salary OF 5000 year. Lieman is said to
have been the best steward the white house
ever had, ana gossip has it that he left
there because Mrs. Harrison was very fond
of criticising his work in an unpleasant
xray
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13

A special from jackson, Miss, says that
the Davis Land Company, chartered under
the laws of Mississippi, opened its subscrip-
tioa books Wednesday, and that the pu pose
Of the company is to purchase 5000 acres of
land belonging TO Mr.. Jefferson DAVIS, and
situated on tue White river in Arkansas
State Treasurer Hemingway is president of
the company.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13

Angostura Bitters cures collie. fever and
ague. and indigestion. The genuine manu-
featured only by DR.. J. G. B. SIsgert g.
Sons. All druggists keep them.
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AGENTS WANTED.

U- For CLUB RATES, or any further In.
formation desired, write legibly to the under
signed, clearly stating your residence, WITH
State, County, Street and Number. More RAPID
return mail delivery will be assured by your
enclosing an Envelope bearing your full address
IMPORTANT.
Address NJ. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La,
or NJ. A. DAUPHIN,
Washington, d. G.
By ordinary letter containing Money Ordef
issued by all Express Companies, New York EI
change, Draft or Postal Note.
Address Registered Letters Contain
ing Currency to
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK,
New Orleans, La
"REMEMDER, that the payment Of PriIs
is GUARANTEED BY FOUR NATlONAb
BANKS of New Orleans and the Tickets are
signed by the President of an Institution, who's
chartered rights are recognized in the higneSs
Courts; therefore, beware of all limitations OF
anonymous schemes"
ONE DOLLAR is the price Of the smale sss
part or fraction of a Ticket ISSUED By 70
In any Drawing. Anything in eur name onereu
for less than a Dollar is a swindle.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-10-13

The baseless rumor that Prince Bismarck will
soon resign has again been revived by some Of
the credulou3 correspondents. Strained rela-
tlons with the new emperor are cited as the
cause for bis termination.