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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20

PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
i On and after DECEMBER 18th. 1883.
GREAT TRIrNK lime

kpENNS1LNANlA RAlLROAD.
On and G asisi PE TRTMK LINZ iei1' i'''
Mp SITES vat 5c M so sDd
Harrisburg Pt.sSsrs and he west with Pullman r.I,c:
Dining Smoking and Sleeping vestibued Cars at 100
ss1 GS ooss titus Ta.v lie
wa Il "a as Rsss,
Ns'ns'Gsn 90 90. and ' 200 Sundays
gSn e p rnd me pso Cars
ssy iS Pn1 sss a. !. I. '.s 60 % : ar.
.a "a sa % 10 no. Sc and sns 90 M and
T.ss us MS % % :ss d:
and a ~ sSysasy i Is H. s 20
1as 70 .ssg A:SSsy T:iiS .ry.,s ps,,s,s,
s'T ph Ss and HoitoIS Rsro.d 90 daily; via Bali
more and Bay Line 100 70 cr TeeF S gs al. ,,,ou,
tssins as Jersey City, anording speedy and direct
trsnster for BROOKLYN travel
FOR PHILADELPHIA
Express trains s2ys New-York, via DesHs.ss ana
Coruandt Streets Ferries - follows:
S ID W. g f nSssa L .na On Dining cs
ana 90 II AID Il 5 SDs sns SS 8
sundays EsBFess s;is so 200 . Llmssd ,n a x
night H. NAecSSsneasaoa: 90 i "a M No. ''a az
Trains leaving New York daily except Sunday g 90
and ls 90 on Sunday. eSnS.es At Trsnson e;
ss TS Ss, rs sss ana a. sts
e., Brookiyni Station. Jersey City; Emgrant Ticket
check bsssa rom Soss and ''f ana
ohAs s;s n Manager. Genera, PAS. AGENT
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20

ERIE RAILWAY Ticket Offices, 401, 317 =,
~ III and s57 Broadway. loS l:2 Bowery, Battery
331 and 333 Fulton-sL, Brooklyn; 107 Broadway.
Williamsburg corner Newark and Hudson stA Hoboke1
and New station. jersey City. whore Tickets and Psror
Tansisr q basssSs can be Sb,aned 'O EXPRESS ains
leaye 23d-st minutes earlier than time shawn from.
Chambers 81 I: local trains 70 10 minutes earlier
ua, ~ % 80 NJ en- SSaaday psy Express Pullman
10 80 m. week dayG panor Car % Binghamton.
oswogo Elmira. Corning and Hornellsyille.
. p M ever Day Chicago IS , End 81 Louis Limited
BaGsIo. SIsssTS Fails cisvefsnd. cSicssc Cincinnati
and st. Louis. No extra charge for fast time.
80 p m. eYeSy day Chicago Express Pullman
Buqe sieepers. Binghsmton owego' Elmirs Rochester
nod Sqh'ir As "a. saS qi s' 30 80 % ' so T.
Y sG as 49, 3d. 10 rs 49, Z u S &c. 10 noon
e.1o $50 =. 80, O. 10 80, u night o''v.
Fi.s;'Os "a SO "a 30 10 i 80 z P sSa
Newark and Paterson Via Newark, :i6, $3.50 S. 80
10. II 30 = M q $50. 4;0o. 1850, $50, $50 $40
72 2a sS da nisa d.S $780, $50 $50 10 80
4, $50, 5. 90, $50, 3 40. $50 7. Q. 1850. 10
sSacrn Local, AsaSs 7 so go 10 20 N. l. o
Goshsn. Z rs. $50 0. $3.50 a. m: /. 80. i;s0,
HiddIsio%n and Port Jervis 44S 80, o. 10 30 M
Sunday local trains main line ;t5 80. 10 80 m;
as O. l. s. 80 80, 80, 10 80 ~ night Newark
Bria SSics. trains from the weSs Arrive In NewYOrk at
w + MuRpHY LIP FARMER
GcnI Supt Gent Pass. Agent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20

OhALnlOho " w., NO. bowling Green.
N0RDDEUTSCHER LLOYD SIS. co.
~ SHORT ROUTE TO LONDON
NEW YORK, SOUTHAMPTON AND BREMEN
Steamers sail from pier foot 2d.sf., Hoboken.
FAST EXPRESS STEAMERS
Vera Wed. Jan %, 10 a Fulda Sat- Feb g. / D. m.
Ems. Wed Jan 30 go m Lahn.- Wed. Feb 49, D. m.
Trave. Wed. Feb Q, 10 Elbe Sat, Feb 10 8 a. m
First Cabin e75 and upward berth according TO cca-
ton Second Cabin, $50 berth Steerage lowest rates
OELRICHS Co. No. Bowling Green.
DACIFIC MAIL STEAMSHIP COSIPANY'S
LINES FOR CALIFORNIA, JAPAN, CHINA.
CESTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA AND MEXICO.
From Hew-York pier foot Of Canal-st., NJ r.
For Sap Francisco via the Isthmus ef Panama.
COLON sails Monday, January 81 noon.
From San Francisco. list and Brannan sta.
For China and Japan.
CITY OF SYDNEY sails Monday, Feb. 4, D m
For freight passage aud general information apply az
eompany's once che pier, foot Of Canslst. N. r.
H. J. BULLAY. Superintendent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
STEAMBOATS,.

A BOSTON, via Fall River Line, only 80
~ for arstelass limited tickets reduction TO all other
points steamers PROVIDENCE and OLD COLONY
week dsys only SUNDAY trips will be resumed In APRIL
Connection by Annex from Brooklyn and Jersey City
at D. m. An orchestra on each steamer
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
GnrGpean advertisements.
GRATErUL-CoMIoRTI
EPPS'S COCOA

BREAKFAsT.--B By thorough knowledge Of shs
astura laws which the operations
nutrition and BY careful application the fine properties
Of wesslected Cocoa Mr. Epps has provided
tables with delicztely beverage which
save Us many heavy doctors bills IL u IN the judlcous
Of such Articles OF diet that constitution Be-
gradually built until strong enough reslst every
dency % disease Hundreds OF subtle floating
afOhnd ready 70 attack wherever there weak point.
We may escape many fatal shaf 81 keeping oursesee
fyzne.s- Service Garette.
Aade simply with bolias or milk Sold osly IN
half pound tins BY Grocers labelled thus: Jsmes EPPa
q Co. Hou9oDathic Csemsts London. England"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
SToNINGToN LINE.

80 PROVTDENcE az %; WORCESTER 81 &C.
Passengers have choice OF three express trains; re-
ciinlng chairs fires OF charge.
Steamers Massachusetts and Rhode island ieave Nav
York from Pier 80, N R.. one block above Caasist
daily. except Sunday. at 80 p. IN.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
OCEAN STEAMSHIP co

nCEAN STEAMSHIP co
" TR1.WEEKSLI.Y J. LINE FOR SAVANNAH.
SIS. TALLAHAsSEIE;s, Thursday January ~ D.
conneetine With Central Railway OF Ca and Savannah
Florida South carolina Alabama ana Louisiana Unsur.
passed Accommodations firsteiasH Table dHote. sor
W. III RhEEr ~, rr.,,h, j. p. HAsHAGEN
Line sl7 i,roadwFs Pwsy, 2e1 Broadway,
r. L wALkEK. AL nesAn s. D. Co.. New Pier s6. N. h
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
Geatbers.

BEST TEACHERS supplied, charge; teachers
Advanced no registration fee vacancies always on band
form for stamp n f. AVERY. American School Bureau.
West i4th-st, x. ".
A EVERETT STONE private tutor graduate OF Yale:
IA. recommended by Rev. DIT. VIM NJ. Taylor "a sue
eessiul teacher emnenty qualified l26 West 53d.st
MAY FRANCES, EocutIonlst, wishes few pupils
VA. Rraoklyn- N. Y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20

NORWICH LINE. .,..., 70 n0,,o,
Fayorlte inside route. Fares EtouHo4.
sa; Worcests, a. so Corresponding redueu99n 70 al
points East steamers Leave bsf 49, iesy daily
Sundays excepted az 80 D. Tickets md sSats rooms
secured al nfInciIa ticket oEces IN NC" Aot& aoa
Brooklyn. at once pier, and on steamers h.s
Westccttss Exnyess Will call for and ehesk psggaEe
from hneis soa snapsii55cnees G. w. BRADY. Agent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20

NEW-HAVEN. Steamers leave Peck-slip
cepted Steamers arrive In time Tor eafy Trains n'f'h ano
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
Japan CHINA.

TAPAN-CHINA.
OCCIDENTAL AND ORIENTAL
Steamers leave San Francisco as follows:
OCEANlC.-.-. "wednesday, February IL.
GAELIC. saturday March 2
BELGIC wednesday, March 20
ARABIC Saturday, April @.
Superoly ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Accommodations
Reservations be hy letter or telegraph TO- and
cabin plans &c 29y and $40 Broadway New York
Room "a, Railroad Building, San Francisco.
LELAND STANFORD President
T. H. GOODMAN. General Passenger Agent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
COOKIES WINTER TOURS.

OUUH - w HIN HIfk WUMSs
Excurslon California under personal escort AL
pcnSes included leaves EewYork and Boston, Zen ID
and March 10.
SPECIAL EXCURSION 70 Havana AMI McKee,
February II.
and Feb. 1B
SPECIAL TOUR TO Kingston and trip around the
Island Of Jamaica occupying 90 days. py the elegant
Atlas Line s s. Adlrondaek Jan 90 Cos. q trip In
GLIDING services Of experienced conductor 900.
Send for Descriptive circulars saying II California
Mexico, Egypt Palestine or Jamaica wanted.
THos. COOK SON. POI and COZ Broadway New.
York
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
CHARLESTON s. c.. AND THE SOUTH

NHARLESTON, S. c., AND THE SOUTH
~ AND SOUTHWEST.
JACKSONVILLE, FERNANDINA ......-..
AND ALL FLORIDA POINTS
THE CLYDE STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
Steamers are appointed TO sail from Pier 20 f. r. DO
Gated between Roosevelt and Chambers ss every TUESDAY
and Friday, at D. m, as follows; -
SEMINOLE jacksonville direct. Tuesday, Jan. Y
YEMASSEE, Charleston and Fenandna. Tuesday. jan 20
CHEROKEE Charleston and Jacksonville Friday, Jan Is
DELAWARE Charleston and Fernandina Tuesday Jan 20
IROoUOIS (newJ Jacksonville direct. Tuesday 20
SEMINOLE, Charleston and Jacksonville Friday, Feb
All have lrstclass passenger accommodations
Insurance under open policy effected At onef OF one
per cent WIN. p CLYDE co, Gen. Agents
T. G. eyer G. T. A. G. S. II. & P. Line, 3fs Bw'y Ny.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
J NMAN LINE U. S. and Royal Mail Steamers.

= NN1AN LINE u y. duu nOydl Mail OUe8merS
l. FOR QUEENSTOWN AND LIVERPOOL
From Pier a. foot Of Christopher-st., New-Yofk
CITY OF CHICAGO. Saturday January &c 1 o. m
OHIO Saturday, February @ 80 a. m
CITY OF CHESTER; Saturday, February 23, II 80
GAsIE Passage ere and D, SpTsrd sEGoMD
AGE, 800 PETER WRIGHT & SONS General Agents
q ROWLING GREEN NJ "
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20

Wrean 6teamers.

~
A NCHOR LINE. u. S. Mail Steamships.
n GLASGOW VIA LONDONDERRY,
From IL, North River. foot OF Leroy-st
Cireassis 20 p. IN. Anchora Fab q ! D. m
er.seo,yk Rates les, q passage ,s%Srppoor
Cabin, s45 and s55 Second class, sao Steerage $50
Steamers marked do not second
Travellers Circular Letters Of Credit and Drafts Tor any
amount Issued at lowest current r2tes. =, -
HENDERSON BROTHERS. Bowling Green NJ Z.
RED STAR Ar LINE Me- AND PARIS
Sailing from New York and Antwerp weekly.
MAESLAND SATURDAY, Januapy 20 N
Cabin rates First Cabin, $50 and upward Excursion,
900 and upward Second Cabin $40 Excursion. s72 ana
~, Steerage at very low rates, -. ,.,,e ...n
GUIOM LINE, ,.r. :, =, srr.,v,,
FOR QUEENSTOWN AND LIVERPOOL.
Leave Pier 80. N. r. foot Of Ring-st
WYOMING Tuesday February 5, 8 80 a. m.
ARIZONA. TUESDAY, February 12 80 M
WISCONSIN Tuesday. February 49, a. m.
NEVADA. -..-.-..-..- Tuesday February &C. 2 D. m
NEVADA. .Wellesday January g. noon.
Cabin passage ESQ. $50, $50 and 300 Second Cabin.
A. N. uNDERHIIL 4 CO.. IS broadway. NY
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
Ofean Steamers.

ObNAh
TOURS IN TROPICAL SEAS.
acenery ANY nAeatr.hi.
Trips embracing from two 10 forty porte occupying
weeks engef-specialiy arranged Coupons available
FIVE DOLLARS DAY
dsfrsys ali necessary expenses Of Tour 10 jamaica
n Sa,teag9ns SsV9 n Colon. HlesrIsua Costa
Passengers carried Address either
I'm, FoRWooD co.. Agents "a Safest, N. Y.
TioS. COOK SON, Tourist Agencies
COMPAGNIE GENERALE TRANSATLAN-
TI9g rEoH N NNE F TO H ~,
IA BRETAGNE DO Jousselin. Sat Feb p Q a. m
LA NORMANDIE, de Rersablec Saturday, Feb o noon
4. FORGET Agent No Bowli"e Green
CUNARD LINE.
NEw-YoRk 10 LIVERPOOL vi. QUEENSTOWN
FAST r'G T&F Fisf s. &S Si'h siES'
EiTSns Tcb E fsTyif FsO "a
cabin psg SEQ and soS lS .s
low rates For freight and passage apply 20 the company
once Bowling Green; New; York 50,
WHITE STAR LINE.
w FOR QUEENSTOWN AND LIVERPOOL
ROYAL AND UNITED STATES MAIL STEAMERS.
RFPnbfIe. Cart smith. wednssdsy. Jan. 20 M M
GEEMAMIc, Capt cirying "Wednesday. Feb 10 q. N.
EGS w SSR sa poe cS s FfS ~
the Ola coSsty limited number .ssonS csoS
Il brSsS%sS ssucE ' AGENT
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
NJ EW-YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON
IN RIVER RAILROAD.
GREAT FOURTRACK TRUNK LINE
on and after January 10 trains leave
CRLND CENTRAL STATION.

on and after January 10 trains leave
GRAND CENTRAL STATION,
and Finest fa s s1 T,p IN arsnns
VIA d; 3 II. X r also East Albany to ST. Adams via
o'9s *. ssfaoa $ nl FAMOUS STEAM HEATED yEsEI;
BULED CHICAGO. CINCINNATI AND ST. LOUIS
dnias,ear' drawing ana sleeping Tor 1lSaRy
Utica Syracuse Rochester Bu1ao Erie Ceyeiand 40.
ii So ' T. m 81 Eouis iop Day
cleveland with train for Columbus and cncinnaq ~
ronto, Cleveland Cincinnati indianapolis, Detroit snd
s m &esSG snd Scrsr1 Express
for Saratoga lake George, Rutland Bennington North
80 p m, Albany Troy and Utica Special. with draw
Troy and TeA Albany and r,oy Con-
meets for Millams,oyn North AdA~'' and m'ermoaia"
D 70 I d. M Fast cSeaso Cincinnati and St Louis Ex-
press for Nses,a Falls Baao SIspenSSn S s fonS
Detroit and Chicago, with vestibued aud seamhested
1880 D Inns M Montreal and Cannndaigua Express.
Sleeping cars Montreal via Rouses Point and via 81
s Sa daily and q sSs no 9d %es u ss 'A's
. ., M, Special NAH Limited arrives At Rochester
Il sqaY Psst Ssh Express SS for Roeheste BSa
IL Ngsra Fails Gsyasa o MS seO1a
cars Sleeping % wa,erto%n via Eses aay sAeeps
IL midniTht FOR saTaoea whehsii and Rutland No
connection with train leaving saturday Sleeping to
Tickets and space drawing room and Sleeping cars on
sale az Grand Central station 1lS 80 Snl yt
iSsth,st station Sew:Yotk; Ss2, washnEtcn and $50
wescotrs Express calls for and checks baggage from
.RuS daily others daily excep, SUNDAY, Stop ..
lsShs station e lake up s oT MSs1n ana West
Tod EeEAk sDsa tsSs agent
SHORE LINE-ALL RAIL RoUTE--FoR
ssye Grand gs1s ETsSiSsH:: Be-:
tfa &c s.s,, m Might E9pss:s e ssly
For Newport 81 NJ and p m Pa'aee Pari'f Cars
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
RAILROADS..

NJ ORTHERN RAILROAD OF NEW-JERSEY.
~ Trains leave C1ambersst Station week days for
Englewool Tenahy, 0loster. Spsrkn and Nyack, 80.
=, 90 10 and II 80 m l5, 80 A. a go TO-
$40 10 % 40, 10 30 p m, IL midnight. Sundays,
Additional trains to Cressfil and way. 40 a. m and
.For Manuel Spring Valley. Monsey and TsmanA
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
CENTRAL !, RAILROAD 4 sA!Z OF new JERSEY;

CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW-JERSEY,
~ FOOT OF LIBERTY STREET NORTH RIVER.
M for aston o. BesSeSs No. Allentown M.ues
Zoo D Or yieniHSssa. E.ssOn Bethlehem. Allan
s;so a N Tor fieming.on Lake HOpstcens, Esston.
Bethlehem. Allentown. Mauch Chunk, wikesbarres
ss,snGa s ssSsn .sSSs RS r'nau
.. m for EleminKton Easton. Bethlehem. Allentown.
Mspch CHUNK. Reading. Hsrrseure. etc
80 p N: fss fismington, Lake Topateong Esstou.
ind 10 nor sSSsn a. %s Rc"nsSn saes
Chunk Reading. Hafrisbnrg. etc On sundays q S 50
a. m, Sundays for Eastcn
& s,ss.i ia ssBs.9 Ems
chester. Toms River Bsrnegst, etc;
49, M sis 10 so or II yi rs Brts;,'I 80 S..
enc Sssssys : n g; Perth Asssys '..
D. PsTiorcsrs ct 80 and 80.
FOR ATLANTIC CITY.
4so a m, 90. $3.50 n m Through Express wiz
parlor-cars &C 2 30
SHORTEST AND QUICKEST ROUTE
FOR PHILADELPHIA
BOUND BROOK ROUTE
Wis Central r h OF New.Jersey snd philadelphia and
Reading r n Leave foot i4eerty,ss, ~; R.. stA zas.
8. II a. m 80. s:15 T. $50. 30 IL p N SUM-
DAYS Irsa: s.sns n a. go as i Il 80 ,so
m. have connection for READING. HARRISBURG Pstts
f fss II s.ss S:I ;:' 70 ::
st., 1s2 East i25th-sk, NewYork; Courtst goo
g Rrcss,s,v gsScyn win cal. 70, and es.,
baggage from hots rekdcncaA
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20

- HORT LINE AND QUICK TIME.
Between
Nrw.vorx ATLANTIC CITY AND LAKEWOOD.
CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEwJERsEY.
SOLID THROUGH EXPRESS TRAIN. with Es-
CANT Coaches and ParlOr Cars leaves NewYork
foos Iibertyss, daily exceps Sundays. at 2;so p m
ps,n,r,, ,.avs Atlantic City. Philadelphia and Read
ing Railroad. s.1o a. m
Additional trains leave New-York Tor Lakewood -
40 s1ss m. / 90 $50. 80 p. m
New.York transfer Company will call for and check
n..o.sa from hotel or residence 70 destination.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
A Pleasant Winter Trip

THE STEAMSHIPS OF THE RED I'D" LINE
Sailing every twelve days for YensrueA s. A. and tho
Island Of Curacao W. l., snord unoQuaed opportunity
" oss wishing 70 mako short sea 70 the tropics
Phiadelphi1 specially for the trade and are provided
with every modern appliance for tbs safety. oonvenlenoe
and comfort Of pissonRerA
This round p Is nsde in four weeks OF ghieh ls days
spent aea and various ports. and nom Six %
ten days Caracas This beautiful City Ia located
1000 the and r. connected with the eoas
BY ran. II has hrstca hotels pleasant walks and
drives. and . climate uneIeelled anywhere
For descriptive pamphlet &C., apply %
BOULTON, BLISS a. DALLETT,
General Managers IL wGl-st. New.YeFE
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
word about American aristocraey. to begin with.
What. American arlstoerscya


What. American arIstoerscya
Yes certainly.
assure you that there exist IN Amodca social
fsuottaree into which II Is more difficult 10 penetrate
Il into the most exclusive mansions OF the Eau0ouTg
Ssint-Germaln or OF Mayfair and Belgravia
There arc III Phlladephia-in Beacon ST.. Boston
IN washington Square north sde) New-York-in Vlr-
eInia-in Canalst. fright sde New0rleans. Americans
who look upon common mortals with much more pity
and contempt than the Montmcnncys Of France or the
re AMERICANS. not having any king to give them
TILES of nobility. have created aristocracy for
themselves. This anstocracy boasts as yet no
dukes marQuses eaifs or barons but the blue blood
IS fherc. f appears-Dutch blood rs rule-and that
When European noblernan arrives in the States,
the American aristocracy leave cards upon him at
he hotel where he has slighted. He may perhaps
be personally known 10 mono; but all nobilifies
kindred everywhere; II Is an act of International
courtesy, as IL We're Tho European nobleman, who
often foes 10 America for dowered wife, Is much
shiier< to them and returns all the visits paid him
New-York lady, who Is quite an authority upon
sucb matters told mo one day that society In New
York was composed Of only four hundred persons
outside this company OF elect. all Phistipes.
Money or celebrity may allow you 10 enter into
fhis charmed circle. but you VIII never belong 10 IL
You viii be IN It, but not OF H. The lady IN question
~ what she called the difference between society
eeopieb and people In society but In spite Of all
kes explanations confess did not seize tho delcete
nuances she tried convey All clearly understood
vaS that The arstscracy OF birth exists In America,
not only the brains OF those who form part OF IL,
Init also In the eyes OF their compariots.
The desire to establish arfsocracy Of some sort
Hes bourA 70 hspns the breasts Of thu Apeneans;
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20
JORDDEUTSCHER lloyd.

oELRIoHs L CO.. No. Q Bowling Green.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-20

The Americans have an unbearaole trick OF arrV'
ing late at the theatre For twenty minutes after
the curtain rises there Is a constant busting and
rnstlins OF newcomers ~h.c1 1y's the
play begins ct they como at quarter past II y
begins af quarter past they como al halfpast, and
So on AZ the time appointed for the curtain 10 rise
the stalls arc empty This bad habit anDoys The actors
and dsturbs the spectators; but the evil Is noura-
Bile and managers try valny 20 stop H.
re is the same NJ concerts and lectures Those
who have booked their seats I'm advance como n
quarter OF an hour or twsnty minutes after the tine
8xed for commencing. When every one Is placed,
the concert Or lecture begins. The early Corners,
who have TO wait until the late ones have arrived,
utter not murmur. Tho patience OF the American
public is angelic.
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1889-01-05
ARE ENEMIES.

An old negro was asked how he had enjoyed
himself Christmas.
mighty slow, sab" he replied powerful slow.
had looked forward to err mighty fine time, but
it pears dat de Lawd want willn fur it ter take
place"
"What kept you from enjoying YOURSELF"
wall sab, it peared like circumstances wuz
ergin me. Christmas eve had jest set down
bench wild or jug side me- when dar err knock
de do. Mind you, dis fore | had dun
tasted de Ticker. got up an opened de do. Two
white genermen dar said da wanted ter see me- |
stepped out, an, click! da put some han'cuis on
me. Says |, Whut you come foolin' wild
dis way fur? No way ter cut up when de Chris
mus is close by Da didn' say nuthin', but tuck
me ter Jail | tried ter git er hcarin', but wuz tole
dat all de officers o de law wuz .oyin de Chris
mus an didn' hsb time ter fool wild de law.
Wall sab, | waited till two days airter Christmas,
an den da tuck me TO de jestce o. de peace. Da
said had stole er caf. | knowed da couldn' prube
it, so didn't let ii bodder me, only wuz mighty
sorry dat de Christmas dun gone Da fumbled roun'
erwhile an spluttcred erbout nightly, but after
while turned me erloose. | went home, but dar
want nothin' in de jug-Chris'mus dun split"
you say you knew that they could not prove
that you stole the calf2"
.'Yas, sah dats zackly whut says"
GLOW did you know it,"
81 tell you why. Ituck dat caf de darkest night
dat cher wuz an know nobody didn' see me. oh,
you neenter look KANT try twice fur de
same caf. Oh, l got de law de hip dis time,
sho but de law split my Christmas fur me. Me an
de law is nmes, sab"
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1889-01-05

TScene east Tennessee. Brother Finchly and
Brother Thomas. two circuit riders, have met, one
evening, at the house of Cal Brooks for the pur
pose of remaining over night and then going to
grand revival to be held at Wiiamson's Ford
The two ministers, together with Brooks and his
wife, sitting, after supper, by great log fire.
Brooks deeply religious, is listening with rever-
ence to the inspired talk of the preachers and Mrs
Brooks thinking with complacency of two enor-
nous apple pies which she has baked for the breth-
rem at the Ford, is knitting and rocking in
expectation of hearing something that will do her
soul good.
Brooks-"Ah, brethren, you amt got no idee
how joyous it is for wife an me to have you here
with us. 1t has been long time since we seed any
toters NV the true an unsed faith, an tell you
it's like stenin' to a rain airter long dry SPELL"
Mrs. Brooks-"Ah, Laws a massy, that it is A
body don't see nuthin' nohow way out here in
the woods"
Brother Finchly-"Yet, sister, the Lord is found
in the woods otener than lie is in town. John the
Baptist didn't preach in the city,
Brother Thomas Verify verify thou hast spoken
with the frank and open lips of truth. 1t was the
city people who crucified our Lord and Master.
What sort of meeting do you think well have
over at the Ford?'
Brother Finchly-"G lorious, glorious in the
fullness of the Lords own appointed time. The
neighborhood is ripe. The fruit is hanging from
the trees waiting for the hand of the gospel to
clutch with vigorous shake"
Brooks-"Lord grant that there may be rat
tim of the dry bones of sin. This neghborhood
is getting to be very wicked. We have had more
fights this fall than ever had before Tony
Patterson an Miles Hanie fiji nightly the other
day-chawed each others years an gouged out each
others eyes,"
Thomas-"And they make pretense of belong
ing to the church, too How dreadful, how very
dreadful We must, this night, pray for them, for
their souls in danger. We must all see that our
skirts cleared of responsibility"
Mrs. Brooks (umbling for a stitch which she
has dropped)-"Yes, the Lawd will hold all
accountable in a measure for each others deeds
It's strange how the acts person has so
much to do with somebody else. Las week me an
Nancy Lane was bilin' soap together an seed that
the kittle little sided an knowed that
it my duty to straighten it up bat didn't, an
putty soon it tilted clear an scalded Nancy
putty nigh to death. An while she was lynn thar
with the skin peelin' often her, know that felt
mighty bad becaze had not in the past talked
more to her about her SOUL an do believe that eff