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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

Are there tricks in all tradesl asks the
Boston Budget, in telling about dentist
there who had lady Customer who wanted
a set of false teeth made at once. She
couldn't wait. But business was driving
and the dentist could not make her plate
for week, but he was equal to the occa-
sion. Selling sharp instrument, he very
coolly thrust it into the roof of his patient S
mouth. Does that hurt you, madam" he
asked OF course it hurt, and Of course
madam said SO. Then your mouth is qui e
too sensitive for the work just at present
You must call in about week or ten DAYS,
when your mouth will be in letter condi-
ton" He made the teeth, and in his own
goodtime.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

The PHILADELPHIA Telegraph urges the
President to appoint the widow OF Con
Logan pensio co nmissioner. Mrs. Logan
is a very iatelllge W man, and she is very
popular with grand army me1. Preside II
Harrison's chief co lcern seems to be to an
point slms one who would be indorsed by
the grand army, which, by the way, some
esteemed republicans insist Las not gone
into politics
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

Where is Mrs. James Brown-Potter9 She
left Trouville sudde .ly the other dav.
because, according to her servant, psople
insisted upon coming to see her whea she
was not able to receive the n, and nobody
seems to know where she went. She i. not
in Paris, and nobody can be found who has
seen her in London. M. Kyrle Beliew
fright name WiggilS) is in London, no v
ever, and some people say that Wherever
Mrs. Potter goes, Wiggins-that is, Bellew
-goes too.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

One should guard against appearing
happy in public. The Italiln prime minis
ter was hit on the head with a stone thrown
By hungry man because he (the prime
minister looked happy while riding by in
his carriage. The proper and safe thing is
to look glum and miserable while riding in
a carriage, especially if you are a prime
minister. 1t IS unfortunate for the pfi o
minister that he was injured, but other
people who are disposed to wear a esntentea
smile while enjoying them ieives may profit
by his misfortune.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

Senator Stanford hopes to open a year
from now as niue of tho great projected
u1iversi y at Palo Alto as shall define the
character and scope of the work uader-
taken. Said no t. the San Francisco
Chronicle: II feel that years are alva &C.
ing on me, and though am still In good
health, life is less certain than with a
younger man. 1t is my visa, therefore, to
impress upon the university the broad out
lines Of the objects for which it is being
built The dormitory for 500 young men
: now approaching completion, and the
foundations are being laid for similar
iuilding to accommodate a equal number
of young women. Ipropose that iastruc.
tion shall To given in every stage. from tho
kindergarten 70 the vst-graduate studies
of the specia tist.n
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17
L ere'S q Poser.

From the Nelo York EUening Post NsG)
Since republican supreme court declared
the federal civil rights act null and void on the
ground OF its unco1stitutio laty, the President
ana Attorney General If the United States have
no more shadow of right to Investigate" and
give theur attention" TO breaches of the state
laws Intended to secure all citizens their rights
IN any southern state tnan they have to investi-
gate tue open and shameless notification of the
"o7lbltory state law of Maine in the city of
BANGOR.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

Why do sofe English girls marry Amer.
icanss That is question which has both
cred some news )apsrs in this country aud
England for quite a while. It may be
easily answered. SO far as the south is con-
cerned. In this section the young me
prefer to marry utrern girls, who make
the best wives in the world
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17
He Drank.

In a Monroe avenue saloon yesterday, SAYS
the Detroit rec Pr IS, citizen who was out
. on a tear demanded that every body in the place
come up and drink with him. There were seven
men In there, and six came promptly to the bar
in response TO the call. TIE seventh was an
old BAN who was half asleep. and the man with
the rel pain: slipped him on the back and
yelled
40 you intend to insult me?n
''NGwr'
Then come up and drink with ms!n
Don't want w
but YOU We got to drink or fight. Which is it''
Ii guess III drink, but I've got headache
and don't want it,"
mo matter about that; get " here"
There were six glasses of beer on tue counter
waiting to cause untold misery, and as the old
bum OF up ne reached 70, the first and gulped
it down, and then slid along down tie bar and
emptiad every glass in rotation without hardly
StoppnS To breathe When he had finished the
last he turned % The citizen I'D said:
Il don't feel WELL but if you insist on it I'll
take about four fingers of whiskyr
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

The other day a Syracuse IN. " man,
who had been divorced, went to Canada
with New York woman, aud was there
married to her. The marriage woul not
have been legal in New York Newspapers
which are talking about Interstate divorce
laws will be reminded by this til perhaps
international ones will als) be required.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

Speculation is rife concerning the prob
able successor Of the late Cong essman Cox.
Among the names mentioned in this con-
nection is that of Hon. Carl Sc urz If
Mr.. Schurz hasn't changed his politics
lately be may stand some show of getting
the democratic nomination.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

Gen. Sherman announces that he will
attend no more reunions of vete aus.
his friends want to see him they must go u
his hone. 1t is very well uderstood, how
ever, that he would ride a thousand miles
to kiss a pretty girl
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

As to Assistant Secretary of the Interior
Bussey-isn't the president & ing to remove
him, too2 Some Of Mr.. Bussegs pension
decisions were outrageous, and he should
be required 60
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

The friends of the Hon. Frank Leverstt,
OF Putna ! county, ara urging him to make
the race for secretary of state of Georgia
and when the word friends Is used in this
conn ction, it refers to people all over the
state, for Mr.. Lsverett is we'll kno vn
throughout Georgia, and everybody who
knows him likes him. Whether or not Me-
Leverett ail acceds to the wishes of his
friends and become a candidate remains
be seen. Ole thing may be considered GER
tain, however, and that is that he will make
a livsly race il he enterS this field. Mr..
Leverttt is a hustler from way back. He
would make an excellent secretary of state
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

Gen. Warmers reluctance to accept an
appointment as pension commissioner is
very natural. He gets $4,000 a year as
attorney for thu Missouri Pacific rallr 1ad,
and the commissionership Of pc 81 ms would
pay him only S., 900 year. The general,
friends could rdly blame him if he should
refuse the appointment, which, it is said
has been offered him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17
Southern Cotton Mills

From tie NeIc York star Deln.)
Almost seven million bales cotton is the
record OF the south for the last crop year. The
outcome of the present season promises to be
even larger. What Is more encouraging is the
rapid increase of cotton ma ufactures in the
south Southern mills consume about one
quarter of the cotton employed in manufactures
IN this country
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17
CURRENT COMMENT.
Both Were in Luck.

From the Boston Herald CInd)
Mrs. Cleveland shot a buck I'D In the Adiron-
dacSs, ami its horns will adorn her home.
Lucky buck!
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17
INDEX 10 new ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETINGs-Pulaski Loan Association; The
Hiberaian Society; Subscribers of Savannah
Cotton Mills; Savannah Lodge No. 1853, X. of
H.; Excelsior Lodge No. 8. X. P; CgletAorpe
Lodge No. 1, I. 0. 0. f.. Savannah Cadets.
SPECIAL NOTICES Dissolution, Slater Moore
& Co; Copartn rship, Heidi 6 Slater: Concert
at George Scharz's Reading Room by the
Grand Italian Quartette this evening, and the
Faust Beer Draught; DR.. J. D. Lanier
resumes Practice this morning
MINERAL WATERs-At Stronz's Drug Store.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULE-OceanS Steamship Com
pany.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Fl Up
Wanted; Enploym Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; PERSONAL Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

Gen. Butler has signed a ontract t. write
his memoirs. Perhaps we will find out now
just how many different political parties
the general has been member of.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

Isn't it little strange that the President
has not thought of putting Col. Dudley
back into the pension oficel
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17
FOR SEAST'CKNESS
Use Eorsfort:'s ACID Phosphate.

Use EorsforC's a cid Phosphate.
DR.. W. w. Blackman, Brooklyn, N. Y,
says: 81 am very much pleased with it in
seasicSness. Several cases havs been
b. ought to my ate ton where it afforded
prompt and immediate relief.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17
This is Cheering.

From the Cincinnati Enquirer (Deu)
If the Democratic party should exhibit rea-
sonable Sagacits IN Montana and Washington at
the coming elections IL would be able 70 control
the organization Of the next House of Repre-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17

Indig stion radically cured by the use of
Angostura Bi,ters Sole manufac turers.
Or. j G. B. Sisgert s. Sons Procured If
al druggists.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-17


A wELL-DREssED MAN dropped INTO fash
10 1aole uptown saloon last evening" says the
NV York Star, and aking a canary bird from
a coat pocket, confdentiauy informed the bar
keeper-there happened to be only oAe N at.
tendance at the moment-that he had bought
the bird as birthIay present for his wife, he
explained that he had p i'd fabulous sum for
the yellow songster, because besides being a
wonderful singer, he mad many accomplish
ments rarely possessed by even the most initial
ligent canares, The bird was put through his
PAGES, and then, after a moment of rest flew
over to where it could roost behind the high
woodwork back of the bar Its owner imme-
diately started to whistle the bird down but
Q only effect was to bri lg two tougaS in from
the street, who were IL. d ress for two glasses
of beer. Wniie tae beer wa' being drawn the
owner of the bird wished to get behind tue bar
to recover his pet. The barkeeper declined re-
soectfully, nut firmly, and SO th9 till was not
worked" and the three oonSplrators went out
much sadder, IL wiser, men than when they
went in.
A PARTY OF sPoRTsMEN from Fort Stockton.
Tex, while hunting antelopes in the Sierra
Charrote few days ago, made . most singular
discovery Riding UP a narrow gorge they
caught sight of gigantic rattlesn axe trailing
his hideo length along the steep crag lust
alb We their heads. Several of the party states
truthful correspond mt fired at the reptile
but none of the shots had any effect beyond
Causing us suakeSnlP 10 accelerate MS lelSurry
movement. The sound of their shots b lght
man out OF cave in the rocks, and after
some talk the hunters were invited to enter
They found woman and children there. ! he
woman lighted IA torch revealing tine cave
swaT mlng with snakes of every description and
size. Tney nung from roc ~ projections in the
roof and sides If the cavern, hissing at til uu-
wonted light and glided about from one corner
to another. One great Shiny black monster lay
across the throat of a sleeping infant gently
waving It's horrid head above the child mouth l..
An older child was eating something from an
earthenware vessel, and a Urge rattler leaning
from his oulder would swing over and eat
from the dish while the child would strike it
with its bare hand whenever its strange mess
mate seemed getting more than its share.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-11-24

/ fro m which mankind and society are re-
g,rl.d IN New England works II ina
eiuatioD. are jist as alien to the Eng
lush us to the VirginIans II IL sIgniti-
caut that LongfeIlow has always be-
the most pcpuI.r If the Northern poe's
bth IN Virginia and in England. the
same reason that coDsecrated so much
Of his verse IN the hea t. If SO many OF
our people having led TO the erection OF
his bust IA the sacred precincts Of West
minister Abbey. this reason being that
he WAS really an English poet. un-
touched by the GOODNESS. the narrow
ness. and che hardness OF the puritan
creed. and unwarped by the oddness
aud proyiDcialism that detiaci frorl the
b st WORK Of so many other New Eng
land authors
It's popularity in Virginia shows
how little prejud c. and sectionaiism
there - in the dI,taste which our peo-
pie have for so much Of the imaginative
literature that has been poured out
upon p3tient and unofTending world.
from WIihin the shadow OF the dome
o. The State House IN Bos.on, which
Holmes described as the central point
IN the hub OF the universe. and there
fore in the universe itself.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-11-24

1t is always pleasing TO us TO bca
that b ok from the pen Of virginia.
has been published, but partic nlarly II
that book IL one OF solid and PEI maueu
merit. that will reflect honor not onl,
upon the author, but upon the people &c
whom be belongs.
The lat work issued by the Putuams,
in their series on the leading questions
OF the day. was written by w. ID. fjab.
ney. E.q.. Of Charlottesville, aud is de-
voted 10 the subIec, of State regulation
OF railways. one o. the most important
that is now engaging the attention Of
This country. aud one that Is also likely
tn excite still deeper interest as our
resources are further dev, Hoped. ana
the 18th aud power OF our railroad
copora lori Increase.
NJ. DabDfy was the very efficient
chsltman q the committee on rail-
wsy. IN cur last Legislature. and thus
bad speci | reasons for making prac.
Il I'll low, stieatiop Of the iferert ques-
lions involved 10 railroad legislation |
IN ell sbeir various bearings.
His book shows most extensive and
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-11-24
THE OCTOPUS OF PROTECTION.

We have referred several times to the
act that so much Of the farming lane
4 Vermont has been abandoned by IT,
owners that the Commissioner Of Agri
culture for that commonwealth has
been compelled 10 take steps TO bring II
large number OF European immi-
grants TO fl up the vacant spaces. Tho
-ame deseriion OF rural homesteads is
Observed throughout the whole extern
, the New England States, uninhabited
farm house after fam house beng en
Dy travellers along the public highway
"a that great division of country.
No one will dispute that this is
most remaI kable and significant condi-
non of things when it IS recalled tina
New England is the part of the Uniol
which is most constantly and consis
tently UNFOLDING the supposed benefit
f the Protective Tariff. While her
manufacturers have increased in mum
Der and grown fabulously wealthy. be-
.armers have sunk to the lowest depth
Of decay and ruin. The strange spec
tacle il presented in the same cOmmu
~ of one class rapidly heaping up IT.
already vast stores OF dishonest earn
lugs. and another class. which Is th
foundation of society. with equal rapid
" losing oil that they possess. ano
hiehy through that very industrial
system which has enriched the other.
In Other words. the manufacturers o
New (, gland have pursued a para
.itic policy that is absorbing the Yer,
asst life.drop Of the landed interest IL
heir own borders.
Uufor uDately. they and their com
peers elsewhere have thrown out thel
octopus tentacles and seized upon TIE
tuded interest Throughout this country
What must be the condition OF GU
farmers generally when the assembled
armers of the great Mississippi Valley
he most fertile valley in the world.
nave, after a careful survey in their re
cent convention at St. Louis Of their
outlook. come to the conclusion thai
hey are growing poorer every year
hat they are falling more inextricably
INTO dett; and that all prospects for
heir children of happier fate are
fading away.
Let but the recognition Of the same
truths pervade the farming class in al
parts Of TINS country, and it viii not be- |
.oDg before we will be relieved of those |
~ lust burdens from which we have s. |
long suffered.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-11-24
VIRGINIA HENS
News And Notes over All Point.
state. i M

ROASOsE. Va. November D.
spondcnc-. This city W.li h.a.t..I
scribe an additional SipIulI fn max.
stock Of the Roanoke and southern b.
Colonel II. &. Parsons. OF N.n-.I p.. %
In confidential tilk just Mfr. ''.a
ton predicted Mahone's defeat D..
majority.
A company Is being Organized t...
purchase the patent right 70 OBJ. i.-.... '
der lubb's engine. "a lhlad.fh.. .
ton, and erect "a plant tD mln.f..t.
The capital stock Will he sI....I ..,
this amount t~AOOl Dis hfn .,..rI
The ALLEGED statement 0f t....f a..
Maddox. thu The Democrat. do Meg
were in favor n electng GOf.ra..
succeed Major Daniel in tla rnfl 81.
>'naie. has aroused much nii.n.f....
Our Democrat, love Governor l......I
willing and anxious f8 honor h.m. I.f
also love John Daniel. and then. I... r..
exist The MIN they would ru.i.. ...u.
~ long rs be >tani- boo iA. iunf r,ns. ....
Ting tor Democracy.
George Russell lo.0rn. u.s r....t.4
and jailed htra fo-dIl 700 fI.rIIr... ....
hitting m unln'okoi mt brutal ......
in Halifax county.
j. K sloan. white mm rf I.r.t.
county. WIS arrested and 'net.I n..
day for pedding mo0n-lne NH.Al.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-11-24

exhaustive. no well a. O most loeica
q I'd careful examination OF every phsi
Of the subject of which he treats. L
will be found to BE- most interesting
and instructive. even by readers whos'
studies have not drawn them In H''
- cal direction. On the other hand. t.
All who have been led. for one cause OF
another. to extend their investigation
IN this field. IL will furnish the most ~
valuable assistance, and throw Iigh'
upon many questions that havshithert'
been more or less obscure.
As the work Of Virginian writer
who has many claims 10 consideration
We extend 1t a warm welcome. ano
wish IT the great success which it de
serves upon its intrinsic merits.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-11-24

Our Fditor.in Chief. Mr. Page NJ
Carty will be in Washington to repre-
sent the TINES during the session o.
Congress with the intention to .mas'
the inns the best paper in the SCUM
for national politics and news.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-11-24

The close resemblance between the
social spnit of the English and Virgiuian
rural gentry, resps ctyely. several gen
eratioDs ago. is revealed IN all the
works of fiction that illustrate The gen.
eral features Of the two societies. We
might mention the names Of several
English move lists whose writings biiDg
up before IL Elslish people ard seen :
That remind US as v.vidly al old Virginia,
even of tn d-y, as II they bad been com
pcs d by NITglnians who bad never tIav.
eled outside OF .hsir native State THIS
Is more especially 50 With the EJglish
female nOvelisls. probably because they
dwell with more minuteness on the or
binary events of daily hfe. the general
de,alls Of domestic Surroundings and
the Crdir airy types of men and women.
La ADDITION To MISS Austin. we might
n+me Mrs Giskell ia Crawford Char
lotte froute III Shirley. George Z lot In
Silas Marper. Mrs. OliphaIt aud sev-
eral others OF les distinguished reputa-
tion might also be included in the num-
Der.
There are few Virginians. indeed,
who ID not feel that In reading E1g-
lIsh ticion they are waUdprlng ia far
more familiar aud copgeDisI field than
In reading The novels of New Eugl,nd
authors. The life described and the
sentiment disclosed In the latter are. as
a rue, rs range and foreign to Vir-
ginisn hought and custom "a If the
20 es aud pc pie were German or I
French, and uot American.
Which novel speaks most fully %
VirRinisp experience and observation,
The 81 a. Lsphsm of Howells or the
A am 3 dc of George Eliot 7 Or, to
axe second Example. the Bostoniars
4 Henry james or the Mansfield Park
II Mis- Austin
The tops Of thought and the attitude
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-11-24

a subject n diily study snd sb.o..
ton. With MI the a oiog 8.ls'.,,''l'
M" To which they were su.,.,,
their personal cbarscfer-ti,s ron, ~,
the zane. They bad 40 individn,'''n,s
aud even when they w,re macy
the driil b. company und.r t6a.,us
r q emenls of ineir white ofls-,. ia
sense If the ridiculous " ullinga,,,,'ils
s1gge-t the exp es-Ne lines,
- buil-fr. dressed IN -ll|or.,.,
Went Cui one Il y 10 dflll. fr.','f
To be CONCLUDED
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-11-24
Books Received.

Recent Economic Changes. by David
Wells; D. Appleton & Co.. PUBLISHERS.
Looking Backward. by Edward Bel
lamy: Houghton, MiffllD q Co., pub
lishers.
Tue New Elderado, by VIM. Ballou
same publishers.
STATE Regulation OF Railways. by w.
d. Dabney;G w Putin ms Sons.
All the above from West, Johnston
& Co.