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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05
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Invention has been succeeded by invention
tending to the benefit of mankind; tin the very
elements have become subservient TO his viii
Witness the winged lightning trained TO become
a feet and trusty messenger, the placid water
converted into power the like of which sur
passes the understanding
The cunning. craft and ingenuity of man have
achieved wonders for has RmeIiOratiOn comfort
and requirements.
Under this connection it may not be out Of
place 10 note Of what service DR.. Radway has
been to his fellow men in discovering and COM
pounding. safe and reliable Medicines for the
Relief OF pain, and for the cure OF disease.
DR.. Railways Medicines so long and favOrably
known TO the public, have never been more pop
ular than at the present time. Their excellence
extends ali over the world They are alike vel
coined by the rich as by the poor. In all proper
iy stored homes Railways Ready Relief Sarsa1
parilliaR ResOlvent or Railways Pills are sure to
be found. DR.. Railways Medicines can at ali
times be relied upon. each to perform ita proper
function.
Railways Ready Relief is sure antidots for
pain. is quicker In its operation. and more pow
erfuI than any other preparat ton; while It is
urely free from the dangerous effects of many
which numb the senses and clog the circulation.
Railways Ready Relief is safe. reliable and ef-
fectual because OF the stimulating action which
it exertz over the nerves and vital powers OF the
body, adding tone to the one, and melting to re-
newed and increased vigOr the Numbering vital
ity OF the physical structure. and through this
healthful stimulation and increased action. the
cause of the Pain is driven away, and natural
condition restored 1t is thus that the Ready
Relief is SO admirably adapted for the cure of
pain and without the risk Of injury which is sure
70 result from the use OF many OF the so-called
pain remedies of the day.
Railways Sarssp ariliian ResOlvent is the great
Medical Discovery Of the age for the cure of
chronic disease such ScrOfula In ali its forms,
Syphilis with its tremendous train of evils, and
Cutaneous diseases OF all kinds, often SO diff
cult to cure and yet so formidable an antagORis-
tic to good health and to good looks.
RadWay's Pills the only reliable substitute for
Calomel or Mercury, are still the peoples favor
ite purgatiVes; and a sure cure for costiVenees,
indigestion, palpitatiOn and the kindred dis
eases of the bowels, liver and stomach that re-
suit from over eating or use OF improper food or
improper use OF s{lInqIants, OF overflow or pie
CathRrtic, aperient laxative Medicine is re-
Quired.
DR.. Railways Medicines can be had of any
Druggist or at most of the country stores.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

REPRESENTATIVE BURNEs, of Missouri.
who died recently, came Of a poor fam
lily. but as In boyhood he showed evil
dences of more than ordinary ability, his
brothers dubbed together to send him
to the Harvard law school When he
returned great things were expected Of
him. His first case was the defense Of
a horse-thief, a perfectly hopeless case.
His brothers and a great crowd gath
cred In the Court House. Bunes knew
he had no chance and must lose this
first case After allowing the trial to
go on for awhile, Burnes resolved upon
a desperate expedient- He asked leave
to 60 with the prisoner to another room
to consult, Once there the prisoner
was told to git. Burnes chased him
with great cutlery, but just as he was
about to catch him stumbled and fell
and the man got away.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05
Reafnass CanIt e GuraI

by local eppncatOn, as they Cannot reach
one way to cure deafness, and that is by con
stitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by
an inhRmed condition of the ulucus lining Of
the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
infiamed you have a Bumbling sound or I'M
perfect hearing, and when il is entirely
closed Deafness is the result, and unless the
inflammation can be taken out and this tube
restored TO its normal condition, hearing viii
be destroyed forever; nine cases out Of ten
are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but
an indamed condition of the mucous surfaces
We VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by Catarrh) that
we cannot cure by taking Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
=. j. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, o.
- Sold by Druggists, Zoe.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

The chair in which President Cleve
land sat for four years is one that he had
made to order and paid for himself. It
is made of light oak to match the desk
made from the timber of the ResoIute
and sent to the White House by Queen
Victoria. It is a great, widespread
ing, revolving chair, with a seat and
back Of split cane and heavy frame
tastefuIIy carved.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

A MAN in Craig County, Virginia,
has three children whose names are,
respectively, Jai1ey Green Bird May
flower Brickey, Oregon Texas GeOr-
gianna Brickey, and Molina Truxills
Eutaw Sebilla Tootater Brickey. The
names are declared to be so entered in
the family Bible.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05
HOW TIPPECANOE' HARRISON WAS
SAVED.

The battle of Tippecanoe was fought
November 9th, 1911, in Indiana, on the
banks Of Tippecanoe River, on the site
of the present village of Battle Ground,
between the Americans under General
Harrison, and the Indians under the
Prophet, Tecumseh's brother.
After the famous battle until the end
of his days General Harrison, grand
father of President Benjamin Harrison,
was known by the loving sObriquet Of
''Tippecanoe."
Following his brilliant achievements
in arms, now more than three-quarters
of a century ago, General Harrison, to-
gether with many of his troops, was
stricken with disease contracted through
lack OF proper food, and exposure to the
miasma Of that section Of Indiana, and
for time his life was despaired of. Sew
eral of his command lay for weeks, sui
fering the horrors of disease upon the
banks of the Tippecanoe River, which
rises in lake of the same name In the
northern part of the state, flows south
west 200 miles and empties into the
Wabash nine miles above Lafayette.
General Harrison's troops we're threat
ened with defamation, and the skill of
the army surgeons was employed in
vain to combat a more terrible and dead
Iy enemy than even the hostile aborig
ines under Tecumseh's brother.
But relief came at last.
General Harrison very sensibly con-
cluded that residents of the neighbor-
hoOd-nay, the Indians themselves
knew NATURES specific for the disease
which had FRUSTRATED him and many Of
Is \
enquiries with a view to ascertaining
and applying the remedies. They we're
speedily found and put to test, and
worked like a charm. Under their use
the stricken soldiers were promptly re-
stored to their wOnted good health and
vigor.
The medicines were preparations Of
simple roots and herbs, based upon
very. Old-fashioned but effective and
natural fOrmulse. Their intrinsic merits
have been known and utilized for gener-
atiOns among people living in remote
and malarial sections Of the country.
Many of these invaluable formulas
have within the last two years come in
to possession of Hon. 81. II. Warner,
president of the Rochester Chamber of
Commerce, owner of the largest propri-
etary medicine mandatory in the
world, and whose Safe Remedies have
conferred lasting boon upon mankind,
being recognized as standard medicines
throughout the civilized globe.
In 1887, Mr. Warner, after careful ex-
,perimenting and trial put upon the
market Warmers Log Cabin Remedies
based upon the formulas which has
cured thousands of debilitated sufferers
not only on the banks of the ''Tippeca-
nOe," as above related, but everywhere
where introduced.
These Log Cabin preparations are de-
signed for an entirely different order OF
diseases to which the Safe Remedies are
applied, among them are Warmers Log
Cabin SarsaPariIIa, Warmers Log Cabin
Cough and Consumption Remedy, and
Warmers Log Cabin Hops and Buchu
Remedy. Suffering fees before them as
a pestience fees before the purifying
breath of heaven, and they are sold ev-
erywhere.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

DIR. SCHLIE4IANN, the noted Greek
arch@ologist and excavator, is master
Of fourteen languages In his youth
he was a sailor before the mast on a
German vessel. It is said that he
gained reading knowledge of English
in six months of study.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

THE farmers and gardeners of South
ern New Hampshire are of the opinion
that the open winter weather, which
caused the buds to start, win bring
about a failure Of the fruit crop the
coming season. So they are quoted on
the subject, at least.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

Two WITNESSES in a case in Iowa
who swore that they saw a man forty
rods off draw a revolver were proved
to be so near-sighted that they could
not tell a revolver from a poodle dog
fifteen rods away.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

IN trying to cut a "pigeon-wing" on
the ice on the Kennebec the other day
Charles johnson got a fall by which he
broke an arm, leg, two ribs, cracked
his skull and knocked out four teeth.
Those not satisfied with the perform
ance had their money refunded.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

WANA1IAKEB, the great Philadelphia
merchant, has increased his adver-
Using 300 per cent. because of the dull
season. He wisely argues that it is in
the dull times the dealer should take
special pains to let the public know
the merits of his wares.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05
"Had Been worried Eighteen Years. ="

1t should have read married" but the
proof-reader observed that it amounted to
about the same thing, and so did not draw
his blue pencil through the error. UnfOrtu-
nately there was considerable truth in his OBJ
servation. Thousands of husbands are con
stantly worried almost to despair by the i'll
health that af1icts their wives, and often rObs
life of comfort and happiness. There is but
one safe and sure way to change all this for
the better. The ladies should use DR.. Pierce's
FavOrite Prescription.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

The discovery has just been made
that Daniel Boone was once a member
of the Virginia Legislature. His many
biOgraphers never suspected it, and it
was reserved for a newspaper man to
bring it to light.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

An italian newspaper warns Italians
against inmigrating to this country,
saying that Americans have no respect
for them. That is not true. An italian
laborer or hand organ grinder is re-
spected for what there is in him.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

Tenderfoot (n IA new Kansas town.
''Where is the post-Ofice?''
Resident-"Over there"
'FWhere?'
''D'ye see that man saving wood? He's
the postmaster"
Eyes, but don't see the postofice.
IOf course YOU don't. It's in his hat.''
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

A KEY WEST fisherman rubs his
body in kerosene oil and swims among
the sharks in safety. They don't want
to get any nearer to him than you do
to man who has been eating last
Years onions.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

PETER JOHNSON, a colored resident
Of Cairo, was going to swallow ten
fshhooks in public on a wager Of s.,
but the law stepped In and prevented
him. 1t was decided that the fishing
season had not yet begun.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

when Baby was sick, We gave her Cassoria,
When she was q Child, she cried for Castorias
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoris,
when shshad Children. she gave them Castoria
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

IT is proposed to remove the Univer-
sity of the Pacific from San Jose, Cal,
to San Francisco. President Hirst IA
vors the change, and says Sn endow-
ment of $500, 600 is needed.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

IT is said that a gentleman is en- his
way to this country who can stupefy all
the people in q hotel in ten minutes
and give him an opportunity to rob
every person under the roof. Bet he
can't stupefy the night clerk in two
bCurq
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

The man who made the first photo
graph ever produced in the United
States, Franz George Scheibner, is
still living in Philadelphia, hale and
hearty, at the age of Sc.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

A TRAMP confined in an Illinois Jail
dug a hole in the wall, and could have
passed out had he been willing to re-
move some of his clothes. He had on
four shirts and two suits, and, rather
than part with them, he remained in
the Jug.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

An Ohio farmer mortgaged his farm
to get his wife some diamond earrings,
and she lost one of them in the suds
the very first wash day and attempted
to hang herself in the barn.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05
CONSUMPTION Surely Cured.

To The Editor: Please inform your read
srs that I have positive remedy for Con
sumption. By its timely use thousands of
hopeless cases have been permanently cured.
remedy FREE to any of your readers who
have consumption if they will send me their
Express and ?. 0. address. Respectfully,
I. A. SL0CUAd, NJ. c.. 181, Pearl St., n. Y.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

THE Rev. Phillips Brooks, Of Bos-
ton, recently delivered a sermon Of
3, 600 words IN fifteen minutes.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

The United States are eating more
oranges, lemons, bananas, figs and rails
ms than any other country on earth.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

TRUTH, of Scranton, has discovered
that:
There are beautiful drinks that were never
drunk
Ana beautiful thoughts that were never thIglk :
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05
TOPICS OF THE TIMES.
a Choice Selection Of later.
esting Items.

PRINCETON COLLEGE VIII send an
expedition to Oregon next summer to
hunt for fossil skeletons.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

ing machines in Portland, Ore, nine
years ago, and to-day his wealth is es-
timated at between s4.O0O,0O0 and
$4,000, 600.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

VIRGINIA also hangs for murder, and
the sheriff of Randolph County will
give $50 to any one who can prove that
any man who has witnessed hanging
in that State has afterward committed
murder.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

SYLyANUs COBB only wanted an hour
to lay the plot of a story and place his
characters. It would have been harder
for him to write a school composition
than a serial to run for twenty weeks.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

WHEN an insurance company can lose
half a million dollars and let the rob
Der quietly walk off in peace it looks to
a man up tree as if rates ought to
come down about fifty per cent.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

IT is rumOred among the natives of
Corea that China will annex the coun-
try after the Emperor's marriage, and
that the present COrean Emperor and
all his family will be deposed.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

IT is said that church pews have av-
eraged 10 per cent. higher this year all
over the country in the re-renting.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

LAST year the income of Ta1mage's
tabernacle from the rentals and all
other sources amounted to $33, 456.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

A HORSE named "Bob Ingersol1" has
been ruled off all the California race
courses. He didn't seem to believe in
anything except boiling.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

"What is love?' It's a feeling that you
don't want any other fellow going around
with her.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

THE sales Of leaf tobacco at auction
at Danville, Va, for December, were
1904, 100 pounds; for twelve months
just ended, 27,368, O85; manufactured
tobacco sold during the year, 5, 331, 1O8
pounds.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

THERE were greater number of
lynchings in this country during the
last year than there had been in any
previous year since 1880, except 1884,
owing possibly to the bad blood of
politics.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore Threats, ETC.,
quickly relieved by Browns BRONCHIAL
TRoCHEs. A simple and effectual remedy,
superior to all other articles for the same
purpose. SOLD ONLY IN BOXES.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

A deferred question: Stranger lin the
courtroom )-"What time have you got,
please?" Prisoner Cat cOunseI's table,
Il can tell you better after the trial.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

THE Jews free school at SpitalfeIds,
England, is said to be the largest
school in the world It numbers 3, 500
pupils, $50 boys, and ], $50 girls.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

Press staff, troubled for eleven years with
obstinate letter on his hands, has complete
~ cured it IN less than a month, by the use of
Coles CarbOiisalVe. PIONEER Press, St.
Paul.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

Obituary notes in Louisville CKy.) pa
per: ''Thus doth old time still swing his
lusty scythe, and thus shall it ever be till
time Is no mower"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

Examine into your own shortcomings,
rather than those of others. From modern
advice
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

The Illustrated London NelU8 has
asked for space in the Champ de Mars
on which to erect a reproduction of
Shakspeare's- house at Stratford-on-
Avon.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

A. NJ. CANNON. the Washington Ter
STORY milliOnair was peddlinG sew
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

NEAR Newark. N. J., lives Henry
Louisa Caroline Amelia Adelaide
Theresa Whitehead Thorpe Wilkinson
Kinsey Post, but her name exten& far
over into New York.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

Badeau is constantly claiming that some
body owes him something, thus rendering
himself O1i0us
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

a Druggists and Dealers or sent 6y mail on receipt
QJ . cts. IS bOeS s00) stamps. Sample sent on
receipt Of 2cent Stamp.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

Uhn q q ~ 8E cllthD. a tF 59. bo{-
AG INV Be sen HF IFS So "R5 6s G@s @SS 2
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05
EOR CHICKEN CHOLERA.

A peacock soon has his tail pulled out.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

O.oL., Free Masonry. Signs Grips and Morgan
NATHAN fate by mail receipt 81. People s
'JoOA OU0 Publishing Co.. St Paul, Mimi
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

SEEDS : 81. l.SS So: ==i:i . e. ]
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-04-05

That dainty lady tripping by,
How light her step, how bright her eye,
How fresh her cheek with healthfuI glow,
Like roses that in BIaytime blow'
And yet few weeks have passed away
Since she was fading, day by day.
The doctors skill could naught avail;
Weaker she grew, and thin and pale.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1889-01-07

the year 1883 alone SIS for every working
day of the year-$600 for every month. To
be more exact, the munihcent sum of ST.
729 10 has thus been expended during the
year Just closed. Since the organization of
the Lodge 1t has disbursed in the relief of
distress the princely sum of more than
500 600, and its net assets at this date, for
all this, are $21, 95l %.
He eulogized the spirit and genius of
Odd Fellowship, and the influence and
power for good of the individual member
ship, upon which rests the entire super
structure, warmly urging that the highest
type of fraternal lite be adopted as the
ideal and lived up to in the daily walks of
life. For no man lives to himself and no
man dies to himself. We are all exerting
silent influence and filling the atmosphere
with the Subtle aroma of our characters.
Others who observe us individually, and
our everyday life, are perhaps being built
up and straightened by our unconscious
influences; others may be wrenched out of
! their places and thrown down by our I'M
conscious deeds. To stay the arm OF pas
sion, to curb and silence the tongue of
SANDER, and to see that the heart fosters
not evil. are among the teachings of Odd
Fellowship. If these were literally lived
up to by all it would make of US more in
! dulgent husbands, kinder parents, nobler
citizens, in 8 word-better men.
The Odd Fellows General Relief Com
mittee of this city yesterday elected the
following officers for the ensuing term:
President, c. W. Baker; Vice President, c.
M. Harrison Secretary, B. Wilson; Treas
| urer, II. B. Nielsen
The remains of Amos Hinkle, who died
in this city on the 4th instant. were escorted
to the depot at $50 o'clock yesterday morn
ing by members of the Odd Fellows Cen
eral Relief Committee where they were
placed on board the Colfax train to be
taken to Auburn for interment. Mr..
Hinkle was well and favorable known in
this city, and previous to his long illness
was in the employ of Waterhouse IL Lester.
He leaves a wife and son.
The following officers of Industrial
Lodge, No. 157. 1 o. O. F., were installed
on Saturday evening by District Deputy
Grand Master Root: n. G., C. NJ. Harrison
V. g., A. Felt Recording Secretary, Z. B.
Hussey; Permanent Secretary, ]. H. Fer
guson; Treasurer, James Stewart; Con-
1uctor, w. E Bowman: Warden, f. Wick
wire; r. S. n. g., William Boyne L. S.
N. e., o. F. Babcock; R. S. " G., ]. E.
Grady L. S. " G., E. H. Jameson o. g.,
J. II. Temple; L. G., J. 7. Garlick; r. S.
s., +. +. Briggs; l.. S. S., w. L. Farmer.
The semi annual report of this Lodge
shows tie membership to be 225-a gain of
81 for the past year; amount paid for re-
lief of brothers, 1916; amount disbursed
for charity and relief of widows, 1923 go !;
| average age of members, 344 years ; assets
of Lodge, Sill 1925 As.