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The Red Cloud chief., 1889-04-26

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'ss Isamasss ~pAssszxsss saS cree
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Il Ch~.'-s .ige.~s to- D.nasss "a . saa.
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re; ,he p~.sssg~ SD sf.s ksvs ,ss<ssa
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The Red Cloud chief., 1889-04-26

--Mo.s-a ooav~ns.sc~s" IN csss % &C.
edsnt often cause moss 'rssss thss ias
van; Of tsem H.s- 3. . Isfsc-sss sHan-
pc that iilss.rstss i'-oe .: s~ssi 10 ssose
ssss r<of4~ .to uai- IN rather rssis-
icoas mae: Keep right al. 49, Ia Hsr.
risbarx pa Telegraph t-ls fk- story 81
The sHy~nse q . vel ka1va n asss<s weo
% very foaj 81 tree; eshEa.s a frisat
male him . rrsssa: - Ystt~r nDussrs e.
~hcis srvanx.1~sf frzsfnS Use pses- Ne
us!ea 10 ;te streams as3 sss~i. ar3
gzy-t the oss-r fss.-us~s 90 :i4sf
own gum cfos.~rs. azd s&i iots q srn~i
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q: coarse -2=I4 h~osss~i ey tie ss.1s.~s
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The Red Cloud chief., 1889-04-26

ATLANTA. TIA. April 2-Fr% va. liz
covered y..tsTisy a~:'srnosa n tie J,cs-
son bsilinE "a Which q The Wsiikesss
Paper COMPANY rks Dan sssncv. Hsy -
merchandise brokerage saa osB-ss q d.
f.r.p: kinds AMI the taldHs sc. ~ ra-
pi.tsiy destroyed II. to;ai lo.. b. sissss
$50 0ol ca7taln Jsrk.on Ie.~ - 90 "a
"a. baild.ax. w~slispu.~ sons 80 90. Dan
& Co probably SQoSp Aaron Hsrsslao.,
Porter H!ng a iasyss. Sssl. AMI Sssss
nal or sgua
The Red Cloud chief., 1889-04-26
DEADLY WRECK ox nHipoE

BrHuI cE. III. April 2-i~o mon were
killed and three iBJarei IN tho wreck 81 n
IN rel train on the Contra! IpSa railroad
Saturday II ght near hero. Tue srsck ws.
caused by the break * 81 q wheel "a the
train was gotBx over rSs fridge ~ Cellar
cr~"E. Two cars wFr. EgT ct tufo the
creek ami to1s FIRE. farming tue tri5<~
C0ndgc or Cslyin was instantly killed tv
the fail sal the Soa Of Section Foreman
Ssvsgs. The osiv pss.~IEsr uas drona~1
Express Agent Roger. BraksrBan Red
AMI = mail clerk wrTs la4y Inisfs!.
probably fatally
The Red Cloud chief., 1889-04-26

Plattsmou:k hay. secured work ss farm
hands.
THk school house in iis;ric: No. L.
Platte County,, Was destroyed by IRE tbs
other day. making the tEiri scbooi bgiid-
ing in that district which has been tufu-
by unknown inceniiar.eS
The Beatrice cheese factory made d. =.
0U pounds of cheese las; year. which
found . ready sale in O:naha. Denver and
Kansas City.
HYpRoPHosiA has carried OF . larS.
number OF hog. and casil. belonging to .
Hamilton County farmer.
WoRK has been commenced on IA. Cas-
ter County cour, house .; BrOk.a B9~.
A vREs medical d sp-nsary for ss- poor
has teen op~nei at Beatrice. under tbs
auspices OF the ladies OF Cars; Episeopsi
Church
TIE farmhouse of Evan william.
eiSh: mii-- from Beatrice with al! u.
conients sac re-uily destroyed BY IRE.
FILixss Of en;ri-. are cousss a rapidly
at the sidney las4-oEc- an! ;he officials
have their hands fslL
TaS gross receipts % tie York ,~cst-
oAac~ for the year ended March u were
ASA
Tax mi sioa-rs Of Cass C1uD:y have
ordered an addition bsils - "a. Jail TO b>
us>d as . dwelling foe tire ;sii@r.
THE sen ard cemetery uas tsr~i over
the other day. sbe ere cracking mssy cs
the tomb s.ooes and destroy ing the pixie,
fences aad ir-eA
PLAsyraxn living ~ Ssrfoik san~:
Ctak recently tsot . Little spss % the
nkAorD wite . boat aad uas cspsis~4
He was saksa oas of tss river sppsrsasiy
6saA bat after vtxososs t1sa;D>ss sos
rsvivsA fos . day. bot TIE sAoek uss Dars
shoa - eoalA seasa sd - Ais1 svsssy.
Soos 1oa0 istse.
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6esomnoA - Pan 2s6sassAL wos hoA1y
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- als1 0Aosnly ~ oehw OssBiaG
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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21
HIT OR MISS.

What miss is that whose company
no one wants? Misfortune.
What misses are those whose days
are all unlucky! Mis-chance and
Mis-hap.
What miss is always making
blunders? Mistake.
What misses are of very jealous
temper? Mis-give and Mis-trust.
What miss occasions a great many
quarrels? Mis- understanding.
What miss is very bad mantua-
maker? Mis-shape.
What miss is very disobedient and
disorderly7 Mis-rule.
What misses can never find q
thing when they want it! Mis-lsy
and misplace.
What three misses are great liars
Mis-represent, Mis-inform and Mis-
report.
What miss is awkward and rude?
Mis-behave.
What miss plays more tricks than
a monkey? Mischief.
What two misses should travellers
avoid? Mis- guide and Mis-lead.
What miss never studied an arith-
metic? Mis- reckon.
What miss is very extravaganza?
Mis-spent.
What miss will ruin man? Mis-
management.
What miss should never attempt
to translates Mis- interpret.
What miss should never repeat
anything she reads or hears? Mis-
quote New York World
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21

CARTWRIGHT ET AL.
EEE1EE --l1. C. =, x'CUILE, PRESTON, B1cK-
Ez-0S AID DOLE, y.
Opinion u the Court per Judd, c. j.
The Judgment Of the Court was
rhzt the decree below should be
reversed. and the bill dismissed.
Counsel for plaintiffs then moved
The Court 70 grant them such
relief herein q i appropriate to the
csc - the same appears TO this
Court, namely, 10 require the de-
fendant trustee 10 give 10 the plain
IFS the preference over the said
kahua Ranch Company in respect
q the leasing the premises in ques-
ton. and to offer the same to the
plaintiffs al the same rental, and to
require the said kahua Ranch Com
Ezuy's lease 10 be suspended and
held subject To the acceptance by
the plaintiffs Of such offer"
We held in Manu- e.. CamBbeU. 4
Hsw.. As, " that under the prayer
for general relief the Court may
grant plaintiffs some other relief
than the specific relief prayed for,
tut il must be founded on aver
meuts in his bill which have been
sustained"
We find no averments in the bill
which would warrant the relief
asked FOR in this motion. Ii in a
biu for specific performance the
Contract sought TO be enforced adj
mits, il the opinion Of the plaintiff,
q Two constructions, they should
both Be sverred in the bill alterna-
lively.
We Overrule the motion.
A. :. Hartwen, for plaintiff; C.
Brown, for Cartwright, Trustee I;
W. o. Smith, for Kahua Ranch
Company.
Honolulu, March %, 1889.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21
Supreme Court of the Hawaiian
Lslands-In Banco. Special Term,
March. 1883

=. p. PARKER ET Al. ". \. J.
CARTWRIGHT ET AL.
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1t Is said that the man who invented
the puzzle called Pigs in Clover"
which Is all the rage now among the
children, old and young, Will probably
realize a hundred thousand dollars from
MS patent, before the end Of this year.
4 year ago he was poor man. The
toy Is a ridiculously silly one, and the
wonder il that any one could ever pro-
cure patent for ii.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21
Supreme Court Of the Hawaiian
Islands ~ In Equity. Special
Ter March. 1889.
U WO SANG Co. ". T. ALo
ET AL

s-zc. G. - E'CCLLY, PRESTON, BICKEE1ON
AND DOH. IL.
Opinion u re Court per Judd, C. j.,
On this appeal a close comparison
CT the bills Of the 9Th December,
ISs-, and Sd January, 1889, shows
mat there l. still q question between
these parties open and undecided.
In the first mentioned bill the
allegation l.: THAT within the
premises demised by said lease from
George Chairman i a valuable water
course. whereby the premises de-
missed 10 your orators under said
E-S- ab0ve-uamed lease necessarily
obtain water for irrigation, and
which said waler-cOurse, together
with the water right belonging
thereto. Your orators, at the time Of
taxing their aforesaid lease, were
Informed by their said lessons was
deui~ed unto them a appurtenant
70 the iemi>ed premises
In the second mentioned bill, to
which the hrst bill Is pleaded in
Ear. the corresponding allegation Is:
That q the date Of the said lease,
and for some time prior thereto, a
ce--aiu waJer-cUur>e and water right
had been used and enjoyed by the
,ail le>~grs - appurJenant and be-
longing 10 the premises demised
under sid lease. and always has
t.aeu and now / of right belonging
aal appurtenant thereto, and that
sid demi-ed premises can be irri-
gated for the purposes Of cultivation
truu no other source, and at the
time of taking the said lease your
orators were informed by said
les,lr- that the same was % appur-
tenant
While it l. quite true, a stated
by the Chancellor in the decision
appealed from. that the question Of
Ilr assurance OF representation by
The defendants 10 the plaintiff, that
Ih5 water right was appurtenant to
the premises. and included in the
lease, Wa not passed upon by the
Court under the second bill, the
r1Hes o. Law would not allow a fresh
suit between the same parties upon
The same allegations, and both these
biIls contain allegations ride supra
-l the effect that the lessons in
formed the Ies>eeS that the water
riEht was aPpurtenant to the de-
missed premises.
The last bill, however, contains
TIE allegation that ST the date OF
-lz said lease, and for some time
prllr thereto, q certain water-cOuTse /
and water right had been used and
enjoyed ly the said lessons as APP /
E1-csnant and belonging 10 the
premises demised under said lease,
and 4Iways has been and now is Of
right belonging and appurtenant
thereto" etc
NJ similar ayermeHts are stated
la The prior bill pleaded in bar, and
tie question a TO whether the F.
intercourse and water right i in /
fact an appUrceuance Of the demised |
premises i still open on the plead /.
-ES and proofs between the par
ue--
IN N earlier bill between the par +
res Tot the srh September, 1887, |
there / an allegation that the water /
course l. appurrpnant to the prem |
5>e-, buc this bill i not pleaded in |
bar.
therefore override the plea in |
haE
A. :. Hartwel, for plaintiffs P. I
Neumanu and c. L. Carter, for de- |
PENDANTS.
Honolulu, April 3, 1889.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21

("L' Etat-c'est moi!")
| am the country-the country
Made for the Bismarck dynast-I.
That is the end of German-I.
l am the country. He that tricks
Or jests on Bismarck's politics,
The splendid German honor pricks.
l am the country-heart and core,
Ii other countries ask "What for"
l give my word. l start war,
| am the Iron Chancellor.
-ILondon Fun.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21
Conc1UriRg Opinion Of VI. Justice
Dole

l concur with the conclusion of
the foregoing decision-that the said
motion be overruled, Gut base my
opinion on the ground that the COW
enant in question cannot be inter
preted 10 mean a covenant to give
the tenants the refusal of a new
lease.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21
NAVAL NOTES.

\ Connecticut man has been grant
ed patent for a portable fort. He
calls it a revolving marine battery or
fort, for either offense or defense.
He has planned to construct forti-
fication that may be easily moved
from one point to another while con-
tinuing in perfect fighting trim. 1t
closely resembles a monitor in out
ward appearance, but is simply re-
volving battery, consisting of steel
dome or turret on real float. This
float consists of two bulls, and can
be propelled or towed. When in
action it is at anchor. The feature
of the arrangement is that it has
two hulls, the inner one containing
the battery and stores so balanced
like a compass that it will retain a
level regardless of the motion
of the outer hull, and thus
have most accurate range for its
great guns 1t can be made any
size.
The plans and specifications of
the three 2,00O-ton gunboats, known
in the Navy Department as cruisers
Nos. 8, 10 ana II, are complete, and
the Department is now preparing
advertisements for their construc-
ton. The vessels are to cost $780,
600 each, excluding any premium
that may be paid for increased
speed and the cost of armament,
and are TO be built wholly of steel or
with steel frames. They are to be
of 1000 tons displacement, and the
board have decided upon a plan
somewhat similar to the Yorktown,
but of an entirely new design.
The rig of the new vessels will be
two-masted schooner, with an indi-
Gated horsepower of 5000, which
will develop speed of eighteen
knots.
The plans for the two 5000 ton
vessels, known as cruisers Nos. and
s, will approach nearer the Balti-
more type, which is from an original
English design. The cost of these
vessels Will be S1,0OO,O0O each, ex-
elusive Of armament. The contracts
for these two vessels will contain
provision that, when tested for speed
by the Navy Department, they shall
each exhibit maximum speed of at
least nineteen knots. They will be
built entirely of steel The batteries
of these cruisers will be similar to
that of the Baltimore, consisting of
four eight-inch and four six-inch
breech-loading rifles, with a second
airy battery of fourteen machine
Cuttings and revolving cannon.
The scheme for the armored cruiser
of 1900 tons has been agreed upon
by the board, and the plans for this
and the 5,3O0-ton cruiser will be
made, at a cost of about 100000,
and her guaranteed speed will be
twenty-one knots.
The cost of the 5,3O0-ton vessel
will be S1,S00,000, and she is to show
a speed of at least twenty knots
In the case of each of these yes
sells, for every quarter of a knot
shown above said guaranty the con-
tractor shall receive a premium over
and above the contract price of
$4,000, and a penalty in the same
amount for every quarter Of knot
the vessel fails in reaching said
guaranteed speed.
The scheme for the steel cruiser
for the Naval Academy has been
finished in the Bureau of Construc-
ton and Repairs. The vessel is to
be Of steel, 800 tons displacement,
and will cost 100000. Advertise
ments for the construction of this
vessel will be issued next month.
j. Russell, banker at Ensenada,
concerning the Lower Cali
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21
In the Supreme Court of the Ha-
waiian Islands-In Banco. Spe-
cial Term, March, 1889.

URsOLDA SHERMAN vs.. F. HAIR
RISON, ADMINISTRATOR
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21
One of the Six Hundred.

Boston, Mass, April 2.-Hiram
Williamson, who has just been ap-
pointed chief porter at the Boston
Post Office, was one of the immortal
six hundred who rode into the valley
of death at Balaklava on the morn
ing of October 18th, 1854. He pos
sesses one of the clasp medals pre-
sented by the Queen at Hyde Park
to the returned Crimean soldiers.
Mr.. Williamson is 70 years of age.
c. j. Mulkey of Oregon, at present
Inspector of Customs, has been pro-
NOTED to be Special Agent of the
Treasury Department at San Fran
cisco.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21

J. Russell, q banker at Ensenada,
reports concerning the Lower Cali
fornia gold fields that there is great
progress in the development of all
mining property QedgesJ. The gold
taken from the placers does not fail.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1889-05-21
BEFORE JUDD Cd, M'CULLY, PRESTON, BIcSER-
TON AND DOLE, u.

Exceptions to Decision Of Bickerton, J..
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24

Il stout, elderly lady was hang ing
by strap and casting black looks
at an inoffensive but ungailnnt dude
who sat sucking the head of his cane
when sudden lurch of the car flung
The lady upon hun with great force.
Say, dash it, don't you know OK
Claimed the youth, you've crushed
my foot to a jellyp'
Its not the first time I've made
calts-foot' jelly retorted the woman,
severely, as he vanished and she
prepared TO sit down.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24


We are all affected by appeals to
our imagination, more or less power
iully, as the case may be. Here is
an extreme case:
Two ragged. hungry negroes, to
whom the law, If thou wilt not york,
neither shalt thou eat, was O dead
letter, CHANGED to meet on country
road. 'Hy'fs, Jimf' said the foot
passenger to his friend, who was
mounted on the sorriest OF nags.
Well, middlin,' thank you. How't
you yerself2'
'So.so, jim. Amt had no,hin to
eat since yesterday. Times is hard,
l Tell you
DATE SO. is mighty empty my-
self. Wish l knowed where der wuz
q chicken Iunnin' loose
Jim, said his friend, approach.
ing him and laying his hand on the
bit Of rope that did duty for bride,
what you say TO dis2'-here lis man =
ner grew very impressive, and his
eyes glisteDed over the unctuous de-
tails e take good Fat 'possum. pair-
bile him. ro's him brown. and sstve
hlm up wid coon grease and taters =
Unable TO bear the thought OF this
Barmecidal feast, Jim gave him a
shove say ing: Hush, niger ~
fall right off dis boss =
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24
w Z HAFFER.
Deaier I'm Tinware.
SOtvOs,&c. HgOmney..
W. Va.
IHEO. 3. ALLEN,


Dr s. Goods. Cloths and Cass
"hte I@ d. Coufortablcs, House Furnishing Linens ''
spread Flannes and Muslns UnderwsaS c.;
s,,c,.,u &C. &c Mems, Youths aud Boys Io'hine -
Merchant Tailoring
Tor SELF Disbursements perfect 1T guIn,ecd ad;es pan 9es
WIZ for apv Kind ~ ooods
d IN Philadelphia au nowhere M connt,v 81 o. goods
at the same r1o von 49, 10 advantage Goods billed
would II bore person joo,s u,ooa
class Houses only and exchanged none nrne W p from
70 ect from. No snswcr Isttsys
parts Of G attended Goodsby Mail or Fxo,0ss 10
OF registered Let should Accompany order ~ NoS mono
- "N" 'lV Chestnut Street, PHILADELPHIA Pa
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24

WHAT SHE WANTED LAWYER
was sitting at his desk, absorbed in
the preparation of bIief. So bent
was he on, his work that he did not
hear tho door as IL was pushed gent.
~ open nor see the curly heal that
was thrust into his Office. A little
sob attracted his notice, and turniog,
he saw face that was s.reaked with
tears and told plainly that the little
ones feelings had been hurt.
We'll, my little one, did yod want
TO see me?'
Are you a lawyer
Yea. What is it you want9'
IL want and there was resolute
ring In her voice, Il want divorce
from my papa and mamma
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24
Are we to Have Another War /?

Some political prophets aver that we
shall. BE that az II may. the battle waeed
by medical science against disease will never
cesse until We arrive at that utopian epoch
when the human family shall cease TO be
Rificted with bodily ailments One Of the
most potent weapons which the armory Of
medicine furnishes, is Hostetters stomach
Bitters, which is OF special utility rs a family
itmtdy, az IL is adapted TO the immediate re-
liei aud ultimate cure Of thoee disorders Of
the stomach, liver and bowels which are Of
cOinmOne occurrence Indigestion, bill.
iou5nesss and constipation are inseparable
companions, and these ailments arc COM
pletly eredicated by the BiteFs. BIT the
remedial scope Of this superlaGvely wbolsY
some and genial uedi ciDo takes in also ner
yoos ailments, rheumatism and kid ney
troubles its action IN these as IN the O ther
cO'2pi ANTS, being characterized by une.
quaied thoroughhess. Jsn. 4-iy.
IL Is only by labor that thought
csn be made healthy, and only by
bought that labor can he happy.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24

Said PaddIeford to his wife on tue
way back from the museum. Il am
firmly convinced that women have an
innate, natural, constitutional love
for the horrible Good thing for
your she retorted, 'or you might
have been bachelor to your dying
day.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24

An freshman was trying to lead a
bull. he tied the rope TO Ills wrist,
and the bull took the lead. He
took it with a vengeance. AS the
lrIshman VS. flying around the corn.
er friend shouted, Where are YOU
going. fat3' Il don't know he re-
piled. Ask the BULL
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24
Great Reduction il.
PRICES OF BOOTS, -
Shoes, Hats and Trunks.
Attention, Ladies' !!

selling nice edible Button Kid Dongoa Button Shocs
is which sell other Call them
Is whichust placed full line OF the Celebrated Phadel
ohia Toe 1t is u beautiful in PLAIN cap
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24

Teaeher-'Johuny. can y GU tell me
ANYTHING you have to be tina ukruI
for in the past yeara' Johnny with.
out hesitation)-'Yes. sur Teacher
We'll. Johnny, what 10 it2' John.
ny--'Why. when you broke your arm,
you couldn't lick US for two nontLs.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24
Ate stiOn,
Gentlemen /!

8 am selling Congress
81 25, tho others charge SO 90 for.
Trunks forgotten this GREAT MARK DOWN Me
Cell
treat bargains arteein my
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24

A pig 10 we'll sappIied . i'm brains :
IL fact, he hts hogs beai Of ia. ~.
II may sound somer hat contra
dictory. bat the frrt thing in boot
IL tho last.
will the youngest girl 10 the room
please riser said visitor in school.
Every female stood up. including
tie teacher.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24

IHEY HAD DONE THE BEST. why
do all these people talk about Gig
nrettes affecting the bwain, dontcI-
srknow| eaid DE Darlington to u
bright young woman.
because they are generally sup.
posed to have that effect, believe,
said the young lady.
But, said the young man, Il am
quite suah they nevah affect nv
Dwain, aud have Used them feb
yeahs.'
Possibly rot, Mr. De Dudiugton,
but have no doubt that they dill
the best they could under The cir.
cunslanccs.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24

Where shall put this papee 8, as
- be sure Vt finding it to .Dorrow2' in.
qoired Mary Jane Of her brother
CHARLES. On the looking glass. was
her mothers reply.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24

a c,'orei boy named Joe, residing
IN Ncwbarg. can play on Eve differ
ent Instruments simultaneously. He
must be regular baud Joe.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1889-05-24

Wbfn Baby vas slek, We gave her CAstoria,
when she was Child, she cried for Castoris,
When she became Hiss. she chung 10 Castoria,
When abs had Children, she gave them CastorIa,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1889-08-15
COMMUNICATED
nv
Pistol Carrying.

Pistol carrying is violation of law,
and the offenders should certainly be
punished; but why should some es-
cape, even after found out, and others
come off so light, while others must be
punished to the full extent Of the law?
Some one, perhaps, could tell. 1t
couldn't be that our judges are partial?
Again, how is it that we must have
roads very near impossible, when the
law is so strict? have thought that
our authorities and overseers have for
gotten the law in regard to overhang-
ing limbs. The law was, if | don't mis-
take, that fruit trees shouldn't be set
nearer than fifteen feet of the public
road, but now we find them jammed
close up to the road, so that the limbs
hang down so as to obstruct convenient
passage, and nothing said. | don't
suppose there is any danger of choking
at gnat and swallowing a camel.