Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1889-07-16
co.cgR.l.o pYspIpslA

DNspepsia l. a thanklcss maadN. No
matter how wrrtche,ll, the victim fcsls,
hc gcis no sympathy whatsoever. The
hand ~ the world l. against him. a. "
Instead ~ lcing a worthy sufferer. he
we're ,vriiahle lshmiellic. Even hi
doctor laughs him to scorn.
"Mell. What have you h-cn doing
nov r the doctor asks. "Wht haVr
you bcrn eaiingf'
Ia. cailou. scorrr knows very we'll.
perhaps. that hi. miserable patient ha.
not eaten a hlrsseti thing Ia ten days
nothing beat oatmeal cake. moisiru",l
With water. Vet the Decor. have fallen
la With the popular hervsy that the bc.t
nay to .ympathlfe With dysp"ptic l.
a. rail- AZ him.
WHEN you have dysp~p.ia, every mln
vuu mc-t ak. you to ~ to lunch With
hlm. every housr you pass l. rrstau-
rant. every gale that blows watt. to
your nosiril. the odOf II ham and crg.
every newspaper l. fall ~ domestir rcri-
pee every wagon in the street 4. loaded
With spring chickens or dressed hog.
.augh'l u nr frr.h berries; the only sign
Vou 81. /. "Dlnnrr nov rraiy" or "Sup-
i,er Only A. cent. - why. even the heg-
Gar. Who Waylay you impor'une you for
to eat" II Nuuld d. pleasure to ,io au
act of charity once in r. while, beat Why
dD the heggtr. never impnriune Tor
money with which 90 buy prp.in or
lactoI-ptinc or seiiliif powders
Dyspep.ii never kills they siv; vr.,
th,t T. the .nclking Nillsiny ~ the mtla-
dv-it ihNart. every high purpose and
honorable ambition. ani compel. u. prry
to loilrr sni moIc through life in e
condition of perenniil con.ciou.nr.s ~
hi. Weaknr.. ani helples.ne... We do
not agree with tho.e Who say that u
necessarily sour. IT, victim that may
D. H.. disbolical puulo.e. bat Nr dn not
think u always surv~s-is. on the con-
turN Wethiuk that N very often serves to
soften the temper. to broaden aud to
levpen the .ymplthie., aud o. instill In
io the heari 4 nohlrr anl sNceter charity.
Physical discipline. however rigorous.
serves th- grand purpose of Christening
th. soul. II Z. one Kind of sorroW. and
sorroW !. good for humanity. \ very
interesting essay upon this subject was
written mtny wears ago hy Bulwer Lyt-
ton Il would rrpay inNalil., We think.
tu read that essay occasionally: We ~
gard Il a. one Of that great man. best
biz. of work.
Dyspepsia, II hum0rrd properly by
long aud circum.pcct fa.ting., ocrasion-
ally give, IL. victims a season of rr.t,
aud during these seasons. whenever they
occur, Il bcho0yes the dy.peptic Ia Inn
prove hi. opportunity. Hot mince pie
with melted cheese. ala, there u dish
that will compensate you for weeks of
torture. Another glorious Wand !. Ne.-
.elrodr pudding; thi. l. q cross between
Ice cream and the spanish lnqui.iiion /;
Il /. Of decompo-e,l hue aud Il l. full of
candiel fruits, nightmares, An,bian per-
fumes, ,pungeni flavor. ,ec.tatlc sapliities,
etc. Then again there I. nothing the
matter (if Ne may b. Ianlonol the slang
phrase) with a Welsh nrebit. vet the
banqu'tcr should insist upon having a
nlcc oVeplone. indigesiible poachel egg
served With the rarcbil.
Hut We shall-we can 20 no farther: II
makes the mouth wate-. the palate yearn
and the heart throb 90 think ~ these
precious bo0n.. and even In the midst of
stOmaclic parOXysm Ne feel constrained
like old Louis NJ, tO plead indulgence
not only for the Sins which We have al
ready committed, bui also for those
which We hope to have the pleasure of
committing by-and-by-we regret We
cannot hX the exact date.--Chicago
News.