The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-02-07
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falrfss tsiis te esierislis, thea.
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tshsai thsi seers 0a fasnlss ssd the
sss siiuseihss Il wonder ~to msssc
that iimsF
"a ciessynsa vko mssraed ) eoapl
Of deaf nptes lie Bresti,p The other d.
Esss b.4 l'fss ~hsn w si.bea thst
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Jarvis .ii0. true ,ss proserb /. ihs
smas 10 sbss BIS wife makes bin. J.fsi
AID bps iias IL IL. boo. that Esi
doe shat u. siis makes Lin.
He The paptn say ih.is efemsior!
10 solas 10 be established here She :
Oh. au sisd O, thsii Perhaps n all
h'ing rrwu ihe rrir. n batter
"A Ass Jarsey xemsn took sar.ntss,
Of .bs Waite Cop" ct.xs sud wrote
,hfrsistirs isiler 20 Ter hn,band 10 kerI
hia' 10 uigh,s II suiks1 10 chstn.
Luiv Basioa oul As The hair hfust
- rraehrd toi Mamma. toe consecutive
ress asd lhs presAlsbcy II these ioiermin
sble essiigsilons are slowly sapping ny
very iitl
ieup1 sos crmps0, msn 10 trees. sbd
ptfhafs bets iighi abuut some men. wbe
arc ~ isaihs. slo. bgugb. are askpsf5,
.na shoAs s,a'nl npu,alion il scne
wbai shsay
Dr Mary Walker is irving 10 in-
'spi 49, y prevent trousers bassine a,
iLr FsWs. tbtfe rs su inisllibie rate. "a
isras llg iadies are concerned let the
mca scar 'tm.
-s.ut faced LADY can't give you
nonry. sir, bsye been fooled too often,
Al | c.H 90 10 10 Iced my couutensbce to
The scbeme. Agent sadly That would
Simply rain is msAm
From a huaneial poiat OF view, is
.ouf profession a SUGGEST" She asked
'he pi.ni"i wei. !, ousb, TO be-, he
'eplieJ. ''iuf ! have hsndled thousands OF
notes and never L.d one 40 to protest.
Tommy fraddlcs (tbresteniugly - III
tell ny father on you" Willie Wsfliss -
"Whh DO | care for your father? He
cas- burt me Tommy lraddlcs = : Can ,
htf C.p't ht? My fsther is a doctor"
Freshly trising TO go In sorry
10 break up your hand st Whist, Miss
kosslis, bat really | c,u't stay suy later. >
Mise HJsAlie 20, never MUD. AIR Fresh.
~ On cure We shall get on with dom
nJ iusi as well.
. ibe church was beautifully decorated
With .ssct hbsers. aud The air VAS heavy
with their ifs.raLcs, As the service was
about 10 begin small knuy pulled b.r
mother . sleeve sud whispered: Mamma.
don II su.eii sol,mu."
Keep ,euf ,,a's; PLEASE. ladies' and
gentlemen, .ald thestrical manager.
there 10 40 trouble wbaieyer, but for
come iheiplicsbls reason the ga, went
out fasn by shouted from the gallery I.
Perhaps II didu like the play.
No, saii rs. siocdi., we have to
pay our late BoSsdsys. rs the railrosd
comlauies will DO, sivl Charles passes.
on account Of this nasty real estate com.
merce law, aud Il On she .lgh.d aud III ,ds
iAccs ., tue ,silrosd corporations.
-oae day Ray aud Ernest we're play
ing together sud Ms they occasionally
quarelsd, tbeir mother said. II you are
naughty sgaio, shall separate you In
. Lutte While Ernest cal ed. Mamma,
please Gene AID separate Ray: hes naush.
ty.
-Miss Cauada (blushinsly) Il am sor-
~; tlr, bat can never be any more to
You tbsn a sis - Uncle Sam (sghsstl =
Christopher Columbus, yonng womipl !
yOa mlsuudeTstand ne I'm not cuurting
yon, ] an only ,f-ung TO be father TO
yea
There is only one way TO royalty 10
this u1,ry remarked ocular travelling
mao 20 tie hotel clerk. What is THAR
To become pLilsutbropist What good
will tia, dog My, the pbilaDihropis, il
The only man entitled TO wear q coat Of
aims
-Au E4si Boston man who keeps a liv
cry stable. had mule for sale, aud hear
ing that friend IN neightoring town
waited d buy one, sent him the follow
lug, sr,ten 90 posisl card; Dear friend.
II you are locking for No mule, don't
forget me"
Mrs. Blink,- You did nobly a. church
10 day Instead Of going to sleep dur
ing the sermon ron listened stleutively
10 every word. Mr.. BliDks-Best sermon
ever heard. Glotiousl The way be
pitched into rich men like winks and
Mipks aud Jints Just did me good.
An Oxford couut, man, notorious for
beating down. ono day vent into . mar
LED 10 buy . email piece Of liver. .uos
maebl" Asked the man. Il will make you
. present Of thai, "said the hatcher. The
msn pu, On bis most knowing look,
stepped back. rubbed his hsnds together.
looked the butcher square 10 the eye. and
said, Amt that rather high"
Tho newest thing 10 Wedding tours
!, called the "Sccre, Honey moon. neither
bride Dor groom having any idea where
they arc going. Tie idea 10 not new.
For yesn May youoa people have mar
ried sithoa, having any idea where they
we're going or hos they we're gong 10
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