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PABsT BREwINo Co. s Milwaukee beer. Wash
ington branch. 703 and I0o n. Capitol st. All
order for key and bottled beer promptly at
tended to- Telephone No. 273.
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To BALrIMoRE AND RETURN VIA PENSsYL-
vASiA RAILsoAD, ONLY SL2O.-Tickets sold
srtN6er 2, 8, ~ 10 and IL valid for return until
October Il only Sl.20 for the round trip
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HIND SIsHr.-''If had only known"-yes, but
you didn't, and you've worn your stomach aud
nerves and system entirely out by fast living,
and ali you can do or need do IL to take Dr.
Henley's Celery, Beef and Iron; 1t braces and
sustains you wonderfully.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-10-07

Ar PRIVATE SALE.-Parties desiring elegant
furniture can purchase through the under
signed at private sale piece or any portion OF
the furniture contained in residence No. 1875
n street northwest. This house has been fur
nished without regard to expense and is Of the
finest character. Intending purchasers will
cali at my office for a card of admittance
Thomas DowLINe, Auctioneer, llth and Pa ave.
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ITCHING AeoS1Es

OF the skin and scalp from infancy TO age instant
ly relieved by CUTICURA REMEDIES. the only posi-
tive cure for aeonizine itching burning bleeding and
scay diseases OF the skin scalp and blood with loss Of
hair. from pimples to scrofua, except possibly ch
thyosis This is more than be truthfully said Of
any other remedy. IL
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-10-07

LIQUID DEyrIFRIcE. for Cleansing and Pre-.
serving the Teeth and imparting to the breath
delightful fragrance, At
SIMMs' PHARMACY.
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ALL ARE INVITED 10 inspect their improved
methods of doing work. The rush still con-
tinues at the EMPIRE CARPET CLEANING WoKKs,
tSl-oSo Mass.ave. NV. Telephone .o3-Z
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OscEoLA WATER cures malaria. At all dealers

COFFEE HEADoUARIEBs.-Hote every day.
CHINA AND JAPAN TEA Co., 73l Eth.
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DISTRICT GOVERNMENT.

4 PRINT Prom sEcRrTAnH faocro8 xEcEssAlz.
The Warrington snd Georgetown railroad
temporary tracks along Pennsylvania avenue
where the line turns into 9th street to the
Aqueduct bridge which crosses Rock creek.
but the track will have to stop at the bridge,
- II IL under the control Of the United States,
and permit from the Secretary Of War will
be necessary before they can cross
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-10-07

GRAND RAPIDS Artist has just finished dec
Grating Hotel Normandie with plastico, sani-
tary and crystal coating, in new and beautiful
effects Worth going to see.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-10-07

EIGHr-PIEcE ANTIQUE OAK SUITE springs and
mattress, Szy: woven wire mattresses. S3; O.
piece tapestry suite. S39. Carpets and oil
cloths at lowest figures.
s. b. BRowN < SON. 10Th St and Pa, ave.
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DRIyK OscEoLA-Every dealer sells Osceola
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BEFORE YOU BUY your carpets and furniture
zee W. II. Hoeke's stock and get his prices
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MAGNIFICENT.

IL VOC WANT TO BE A MEMBER OF THE SHRfNE
take coaline headache powder at or 3 An.
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CoyFEE-CoFFEE-CoFFE
Hotels and dining rooms at wholesale rates.
CHINA AND JAPAN TEA Co., ISL It'll st.
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Buy Your Coal, Coke and Wood from JOHN
sos BROTHERS, the leading firm In the Dis
trict
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PHOTOGRAPHS! PHorosRAPHs!-Cabinets only
e3. Satisfaction guaranteed at EsrABRooK's,
I'll Market Space.
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GRAND PRESENT given with every pound of
tea-see it. CHINA AND JAPAN TEA Co., 73l 7th.
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LOOK AT THIs.-The Great Atlantic and Pa
cifo les Co., sol and sos 7th ST., cor. 7th and
E nv. Best granulated sugar &c. Handsome
souvenirs given away during Conclave week to
ali visitors and customers.
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W. S. F1sHEn. Florist. 1925 Penna. ave. NV.

10000 ARRIVED Topaz of the Coallne head
ache powders to supply the drug stores IL
Washington.
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IL ORDER That Our CLERKS and other help
may all witness the grand parade our store win
be closed tomorrow Tuesday, from 10 O'Clock
CoNPASr.
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CoFFEEl CoFFEE!! CoFFEE!!! Roasted ever
day. China aud Japan lea Co.. 73l 18th.
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e1.20 TO BALTIMORE AND RETURN VIA BALrl-
MORE AND OHIo.-Iicksts sold October to IL,
good until the 18th. Take the Baltimore and
OHIO. the only I5-minute line. See time table,
oshsS column.
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The Hod-Carriers' Conspiracy.

This morning in the Criminal Court in the
case Of Eugene Wilson and more than dozen
colored hod-carriers, charged with conspiracy,
the defendants plead guilty and the sentence
was suspended.
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LONDON CouoH SYRuP.-Sold everywhere; 10c.
Q bottle.
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s. j. Haislett,
935 Penna. ave NV.

s. j. Haislett,
935 Penna. ave NV.
Upstairs.)
Flags and Decorations.
Is agent for +. Aldridge, Brooklyn. NY, and
solicits Orders for Decorating on the occasion
Of the coming X. II. conciave. Is prepared to
Decorate Buildings, interior or exterior, in q
handsome and artistic style and on short notice
at bottom rates. Give your orders at once and
avoid the rush. se2l-l4t
The Great Attraction during the Con-
clave week will be the Beautiful Illumination
of the Great Atlantic and Pacific Tea Compa-
ny's Stores. Sol and 503 It'll street, corner ith
and E northwest. A Beautiful Souvenir given
to visitors and customers. oc5-6t
&c. "Hoy" Cigar! All Havana and Sumatra!
Look At This.-The Great Atlantic and
Pacific Tea Co.. sol and sos 7th st.. cor. 7th and
En.w. Granulated Sugar &c., Standard A TIC,
Extra &C., Powdered &c., Block Sc. Handsome
Souvenirs given away during Conclsve week to
all visitors and customers. oc5-7t
Fire Arms for Sale and Hire. 93s F
street. oc4-2t~
Don't Fail to see the Palace Tea Store of
the National Capitalize Great Atlantic and
Pacific lea Company, SOL and 50S 7th st.. cor.
7th and Z northwest oc5-6t
&c. "Hoy'' Cigar! Sales Loco, 900 MONTH
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The Weather.

For the District of Columbia. New Jersey,
eastern Pennsylvania, Delaware. Maryland and
Virginia, fair till Wednesday morning; preceded
by light rain of the New Jersey coast; north
westerly vinds; heavy frosts Tuesday morning.
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Accident to Mrs. Burnett.

MrA Frances Hodgson Burnstt met with
serious accident Yesterday near London. She
has been living at Doris court. East Grinstead,
and while driving to the station her pony SHE'D
and dashed up bank. Mira Burnett was
hurled out Of the cart and fell upon her head
and was picked up unconscious. She il no v
lying IN u condition 30 serious that london
doctor has been called to attend her
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CITY TENS.

WIN Close TomorrOw.-In order that our
CLERKS and other help may all witness the grand
parade our store will be closed tomorrow Tues
day. from 10 o'clock IN until o'clock p IN.
ELPRoNxo YoUN6s COMPANY. it
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Those grand special presents given with every
pound Of tea CHINA AND JAPAN TEA Co., 73l 7th.
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An Octogenarian Counterfeiter.

Agent Thomas B. Carter, Of the secret
service division, made q raid On a gang OF
counterfeiters at Paoi, Ind, and captured
Robert Williams, Thomas Williams, Henry
Grow, Samuel N. Lindley, William R Lindey,
Joseph Low, George Lee, Charles Waltz, Ike
Reynolds and Ben. Lucas. Molds for man.
acturlng counterfeit nickels. dimes quarters,
halves and dollars, and all the necessary ma
chinery were captured. Robert Williams is q
man 80 years Of age, and made considerable
resistance when arrested. The last two named,
Reynolds and Lucas, were arrested for man.
ufacturing counterfeit gold coin.
ONLY S1.20 TO BALTIMORE AND BACK VIA
PENNSYLVANIA RAILRoAD.-FOr convenience Of
visitors who may desire to visit Baltimore dur
ing conclave week tickets will be sold to Balti-
9Th and streets.
Felix Kampf out his sonW William and daughter
Mary to death Friday night at his home near
Charleston, VIVA. He was drunk and the chill
dren refused him shelter. Kampf was arrested
The Barnum's hotel property in Baltimore
has been sold to Baltimore, Philadelphia and
New York men for $3.50 200.
The Chicago grand jury failed to return any
indictments against any of the gamblers of the
city, though their attention was particularly di-
rected to that matter by Judge Horton. The
Eoening NetCs alleges that the political pull of
the gamblers preventedit it.
Ex-Congressman A. A. Hardenburgh died at
his home i'll Jersey City, N. j.. Saturday night,
aged ffty-nine years. The deceased was one
OF the best known and most popular men in
New Jersey. In politics he was a democrat
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1889-10-07

Johnny has stumped his toe. poor fellow
Take this Is cent? and buy . bottle Of Saliva.
ton Oil
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TIE JoHNsroN.-Dry roast Java did it In
creased the grocer's coffee trade.
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SPECIFIC for uric acid the Osceola water.
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Look AT THIs.--The Grea. Atlantic and Pa
cific Tea Co.. sol and SOB 7th st., cor. 7th and
NV. Best graduated sugar sc. Handsome
souvenirs given away during Conclave week to
al visitors and customers
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The JoHNsroS.-Spring leaf blended tea
early buds tenderiy picked, IN &c. packages
Ask any grocer.
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LIoHrsINa Rods. electric work. J. n. Kuehling.
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FRESH COFFEE hot every day. CHINA AND
JAPAN lEA Co., 73l 1th st.
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TwxSrY-SorR TRAINS TO BALTIMORE VIA BAL
THoRE AND OHIo.-Round-trip fare sl.2O.
Tickets sold for al trains October 70 IL In
elusive, vsiId for return until October IL in
elusive. The Baltimore and Ohio runs more
trains and faster trains than any other lins.--
Adul
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WAsH1NGToS DRESSED BEEF. 60 to Jno. r.
KELLY, Center market. 9Th Ut. wing. tomorrow.
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30 HOY" CIoAR! Havana Delicious Fragrant
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REGULATION KSIGHrs TEMPLAR CoArs SIP,
at BARNUM's
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Look At This.-The Great Atlantic and
Pacific Tea Co.. sol and SOB 9TH ST., cor. 7th and
E NV. GRADUATED Sugar &c.. Standard A 7Jsc.,
Extra 7c.. Powdered &c., Block &c. hsndsome
Souvenirs given away during Conclave week to
all visitors and customers. oc5-7t
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Rooxs, 94s Va. ave. s.w.

SIN KxIsHTs, try them CGaline headache
powders are trump.
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FoR BRIeHr's DISEASE use Osceols water.
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ILL DKALERs sell Oseeola water.
GRANuLArEp, Sc. Sugar House. 7s1 It'll st.

Only tea store in town that roasts coffee
every day. CHINA AND JAPAN TEA Co., 73l 7th.
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CoAIINB HEADACHE POWDERS are in the drug
stores Don't forget they cure any and all cases.
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PENSIONERS by special acts are invited to con
suit S. r. DowNEY, attorney, AZ Atlantic B'd'g
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II NRrrrrA SEReEs
Aud HENhIETTA cAsHMEREs. in all colors, nearly
SAs value 15c. fr3ce reduced 70 soc.
bAaDsJAi1- CLOlH PLAlDs. ole yard and o half
~soe, Al puIs wool, CASH value. s5c, Price reduced
HEAVY GRos GRAIN BLACK SILKS. SPECIAL
hLAkY BED COMfO1.Is. Use. SIC. al.
lkUI1 OF TIE LOON, Cotton. yard ~lae s3<e.
LOAAL AAASa sLisik, ~I-e ooub4e ~lalh, ~
pure hue WOOL, all coiors. hack ipesaae4 CASH
value soc fI1ce reuucod W "a NC.
heavy VOL BLANKETS. inlmsnse stze. CASH
bsaesln 80 :
hAADsOME BLACK BRoCADE SILKS. sl.25.
CAs.AA1l a kE fLAlDs and CASHMEAA sIAlPE6,
In hoaAn styles. elegant pIe.s Ooods. extra v1d6
double ~tolD, pure wooI. SPECIAL SAsH oArgsin Doc
NALJAbLE fkkSENIs Tor CASA Customers.
select VI lie Iolowils "a esents with purchaso
% air oi Larse-size Daipssk towels. worth 40
cts- AAlI-oSze lie Dsllask AslkiA.. worth Use
fAlI ~ hlAA AlLCroioereo CorseIs-
CAhI kks CASH store.
sll NA1kE1 SPACE
NO CREDIT. but the very lowest prices g. cash
Dol BIZ NulIE OOL kLAkkEls, 30
DOUkLE whi1t WOOL b1.Akkk IL, eAtra hssvyJ
Ia DsoMh fksSSa sAiEES o0MFoRTs. lsrvl
VALUABLE lhlsEN1s for Cash Customer
Select " ils follow ins present with purchss
a alU LATrc-sl1e hAAu.onIe Br1day
Iilt, worth sl.3o; DOzsn fine b.nasAk ksk,slnsI
worth Sl5o t~o fAars % L-Ige-saxs flns Ds1x.sH
1SseAs worth sl.ou. ocx
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Sugar, A, 71sc. SUGAR House, 731 9TH.
Over 10000 Fine Hats, half usual
prices. American Hat Co.'S Fall Styles Fine
Derbys. in large. small and Dunlap shapes. SOC.
to Sl.50. Best Hat made. 81. z09 Pa ave CD.
Botanical Gardens. Plain figures. One price.
se27-f,s,m,w,St
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LOOK for white letters on windows, osceo
water.
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GRASuLArrD, Sc. Sugar House, 73l 7th st.
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GRASuLArED, Sc. Sugar House, 731 9TH 81
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JAS. T. OYSTER,
Successor to
Geo. NJ. Oyster 4 Co.,
DEALER IN FINE BUTTER,
cor. of Pa. ave. and Ssh st. NV.
St Wing, near Sth ST., Center Market
Ar Dr. aall Oacaola
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PROPOSALS.

DRoPOsALs FOR ASPHALT PAvEMENT-OF-
II bee Of Public Buildings aud Grounds, War Depart.
meut. n ashiugton. DC, september " lSss.-Sealed
proposals IN duplicate, will be received at this once
until NOON, HEDNEsDAl.OCTOBkk NM A, les9,
Tor constructing 700 square yards more less, Of
asphzl. .sveuIgnt. Forms and eclhcatlOns oe
obtsined At this Office re United States reserves the
reject and all losAls The attention Of
bGders IL invited to the acts OF Congress approved
February ~ 1855, and February 1857, vol %
page 3aZ and vol. "A, page Al 4. Statutes at Large
OSWALD II. ERNST, Colonel Corps of kneineers.
selu,l L. l2,l3.oc7.s
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Female Farmers.

Will the coming young woman be a
farmer.
Scattered all oyer the broad prairie
of The Northwest are hundreds OF ser.
reliant, true blue young heroines. Nv,
ing in small, isolated cabins called
shacks, proving up claims. entering
homesteads and making money.
1t is lonesome, dreary business, TINS
living alone on a wild, unsettled prairie
without a face or human form to well
come one or cheer ones solitude, but
there seem to be a good many young
women who have the grit to hang u
this solitary life long enough to prove
up a claim at least. -.
Four young ladies In Dakota last
year put their heads together ana MI
upon an ingenious plan, WHEREBY me
could each secure q claim ana YET al
live comfortably together in q mouse
and each be upon her own land. In
stead Of building four shacks with one
room each, they constructed one shack
with four rooms, but SO nicely planned
that each room of the square Dulldine
was on a different quarter section.
Each had her own bed In her W
room and in that way, eacn ciaimah'
at night slept upon her own
Society ladies of the city Will won
der, not so much how these young lady
settlers get along without social priv
ileges, as how they dared live so IA
away from the doctors. Why, bless
you'll they v thought OF being SICK
Doctors are not half so much OF
household necessity as city people al
in the habit of thinking.
For all the ordinary ills OF lie, u
Old fashioned roots and herbs remeuis'
are more effective, and much SAFER II
results, than modern doctors puls any
potions. These latter are so radlca
in their effects that, while tney ma,
better meet the modern desire o qulci
results, they Fl frequently permanently
injure the system, nature reDeiilnl
against the unnatural metnods gu
ployed.
1t is always safest to follow naturh
methods In treating disease. Inc u,
time roots and herb remedies, whici
our good old log-cabin grandmotnei
knew SO well how to prepare, weIe ".
best medicines the world ever kne"
because they were natures remeoies'
The modern world needs them. II
Warner's Log Cabin Remedies. any
especially such as Warmers Log Caoli
~Sarsaparilla and Warmers Log Oaoi
Cough and Consumption Remedy. w
people Of to-day have an o~ppoILuh,.y y
secure the healthy medicines wnicn ou
rugged ancestors used with snch spier
! did results,
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-04-20
NEWS OF H WEEK.

Charles Hodges, a fire boss, aud
Evan Madden. a pump runner, were
passing through an abandoned work IN
Grand Tunnel mine, in Wilkesbarre,
Pa, on the 14th, when their lights
ignited a large amount Of accummu-
lated gas, and both men were blown to
pieces, At New Philadelphia, Ohio,
on the l4th, Emma Haney, a young
woman, attempted to kindle a fire with
| coal oil and was burned to death. Her
ia Their was severely burned while try
ing to ex,inguish the flames.
During a festival In the African
M. E. Church, at Greensburg, Penna.
on the evening of the 18th, a dispute
arose about some change, and a riot
ensued in which knives and clubs
formed the prominent weapons. During
the disturbance Chief of Police VOL
fendale had an ear almost bitten off,
besides sustaining other injuries, and
George Tuning, another policeman,
was stabbed twice in the back by George
Lightfoot, who was the r~ingleader OF
the gang. After some difficulty the
disturbance was quelled and three
rioters were captured.
Mrs. John Rammage, of Plttsburg,
Pa, committed suicide on the 10TH, by
drowning. Her husband IA killed by
lightning last summer, and later her
son committed suicide.
Masked rullans went to the house
of Christian Yoder, neal Meyersdale,
Somerset county, Penna., on the even
ing of the 18th, and spent several
hours torturing the old man, who was
inflrm and i'll. They hanged him to a
hook, took him down, and hanged HIM
up again, as though he were an old
coat, and then secured $lS6 and left,
taking two of his best horses. The
horses have since been recovered. AT
the time of the outrage there were In
the house a hired man and two servant
girls, besides Mr.. and Mrs. Yoder. On
the 14th the wife of the hired man,
wondering at her husbands continued
absence, went to Mr.. Yoder's house,
and there found the door locked. She
finally gained an entrance, and there on
the floor was the old man, his wife,
the two girls and her husband, all
bound and gagged.
"A UtIIluC tuuuueI blUIu Suuu6llly
burst over FIndlay, Ohio, on the 14th.
The barn of G. II. Perkins was struck
by lightning and badly damaged. The
servant girl Vas SO badly injured that
she is not expected to recover, and
Perkins. who was in the garden with a
spade In his hand, was knocked sense.
less, and did not recover for an hour.
A dog in the house was killed, and a
team OF horses in front of the house
ran away. severely injuring the hired
man.
john Williams has been found
guilty of the murder of Henry Lee, in
|, Warren, Arkansas, and sentenced tC
81 years. Imprisonment. William,
was n of a mob of "White Caps
/, who killed Lee in the presence of his
family.
Lieutenant Towne, in charge o.
. the Salvation Army in Newburg, New
: York, while selling the Var Cry OF
| the 18th, entered a grocery store, OIL
/ Broadway. A trap-door leading to tn,
cellar was open and Miss Townt
stepped into it, falling to the floor be-
. low. She was picked up dead, her necl
having been broken THE body of Mile
. Suzanne Fairweather, who disappeared
3 from Columbus, Ohio, IN Novembe
r last, was found on the 18th, in Alum
Creek, near that city. She arrived il
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-04-20

A derice in use in Paris to relieve
horses from the severe strain Of start.
ing a heavy load consists in a spiral
spring OF power in proportion to the
average load carried, and which is
attached to the end of the trace. The
springs have been used for six years In
shifting cars, and show an improve
ment since that time in general sound
ness and condition, while the number
of sore and strained necks have greatly
diminished.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-04-20
HUMOROUS

An amusing snecdote comes from
r-rndsnsbora, in Denmark. the temper
,es;denss OF the Russian Imperial
sy ,iIy Two OF the Cars children,
, shn yere laid up with measles, refused
=, "n ,sts et The physic prescribed for them.
~ ~ sttsndants insisted In vain. The
, ,mu peopie we're not to be persuaded.
,U" ias, The Car was sent for. and, End
hat kind words were Of no avail,
hs . to scold. Even that did not
ancceeS, 40. turning to the nurse, the
is1sr sa,d: ~ can do no more; and yet
think That millions Of subjects
phev me-. while these striplings set me
at defiance"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-04-20

EASILY IoNE.-.'I should re Ny
like to write something that would DC
read after am dead" sail . literary
man who had had little success Win
his recently published works.
well, what's the matter with YOU
writing your will?" replied q frieno.
III see that 1t is read after you are
gone"
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-04-20

SAID Mrs. Smith, who had come to
spend the day, to little Edith:
Are you glad to see me again,
Edith"
Eyes, MN; and mammals glad, too.
''Is shel"
"Yes. MN; she said she hoped you'd
come today and have it over with"
Mamma bushes scarlet, but Mrs.
Smith simply smiles.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-04-20

He COULDN'T SPANK HER.-"My
dear wife, l wish that you would be
more careful in your conversation be-
fore the children"
~ am always careful. What do you
mean, sirP"
"Only this, my darling. Little Maud
this morning, whom I refused her q
quarter, said: You are getting stingi-
er and meaner every day Of your life.
John Smith, And 1t sounded 20 like
her mother that I did not have the
heart to spank her."
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-04-20

The British Government. under The
pressure Of the recent progress of rail-
road construction In the Northwest
Provinces of India, is about to try the
experiment Of sinking artesian wells to
secure an abundance of fresh water at
all seasons in that important part Of
the empire. Already the stores neces-
sary for the work have been shipped,
and the initial attempt will be made
ct Agra.
The Penn's Grove record., 1889-04-20

TIE most m mistake in corn
growing is to delay cultivation too
long. 1t is not necessary to walt until
the corn Is large enough to see the
rows. Narrowing with a little
drag will break the crust that has
formed and admit air and warmth.
The soil at this season IL cold, and
when covered by a crust of hardened
earth 1t warns very slowly. II this
narrowing is done before the corn Is up
the c~ultivstor may be put In the fields
SO yeral days earlier. The drag will
destroy small weeds In the hill,
which the cultivator could not
reach.