New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-06-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE Voice was very squeaky last weeh. tSha
bad temper over the result in Pennsylvania s'ass
prohibition is delder than door nall. and The VOICE
may a. well recognize the fact.
STOPPED 10 Canguer.-" hear NJ nron1 made .u .
conquest this afternoOn7 remarked Giles. " IL seems
young De Garry fell on his knees before her. IT,.
la ha;, laughed Merritt That ,s.s good .Os.:
dog and he fell the chzin.'-CThc Epoch
During the recent food IN Washington spike tailca
dude rem rked TO some -oun: ladies on whom he was
calling that the water was MP To the horses waists
lie IL the sort Of man Who when ont driving. would
ask a pedestrian to adiast the horses waistbsnd'
Too Much Land.-TIe-Hiy dear. believe shall sell
she-why Charley: you said whrp you bought The
place you would sell All inch Of tina; lovely lawn.
He-My love al thar time | had never had any ex.
pelence running a lawn mowe7-tBuriin7ton Free
Press
Managing Fdi,or--Iiere IS a ridiculous spatter Of
paint which that drunken artist, Sincere has sent US
am afraid we can't t. as Il is impossible to make
II out enough Ia give fairly good letter press do
sclipt!un Of It.
EditorIn. Chief-On that doesn't make any differ
encc Kun il in az Picture Of still Llfe' and
write the following explanatory paragraph about 1t:
Rarely have a painting which SO graph-
calIy illustrates its title the great picture copy
Of which We present readers In this issue. SO
perfectly does It. tell the story OF Namc In her moro
quiet moods that it needs no feeble words OF ours
to enhance it,"
TIN. prodtcal'. Return.-Old Mr.. stetson-You sent
your little hoy over to borrow my engraving Oh mo
0If Mr. iiarom-Yes I'm going to have little
celebran at the honss 0nsp IN mo 70 ,nour. VIVA.
the little celebration IS to DC IKE r, ,.,, ,,,,
Not at all. MY son jim Is coming oscH iroui
Oklahoma. '-t1ime.
rr,eud-Irow do you like your new clerk Razzlei
cro,t Merchant-IIc is all right In every respect,
c,c,pt that he Is so punctual. am afraid I'll have
10 Of scharge him for that One fault.
"you surprise me; do you consider punctuali'y
a fault
Yes, Won sec re Is runc tnally one late every
morning.
Physician ITO his wifel-It beats all how unfortunate
I am with Judge blackstone. When ! went there
,.l a professional visit he had gone ont, To-Day l
r'adc social call, and he was at home.-'SAh FRAN
cisco Wasp.
Travellers say that In Victoria there are trees moro
than 800 feet IN height.
An Unmi,t akable =" I'm afraid that George Is
trti,ing with your affections. my dear said her
mother. lie has been calling hero nearly year
"" Yom shouldn't blame him for that. ma replied
Oracle. for You stay In the room SO long every sven
Ing that he hasn't chance 10 say anSthus P''
10 me Tho Epoch.
In 1881 there were only two Christian Endrsvoi
societies In existence, having u membership OF W.
Now ,hcrc arc $500 societies with q membership o.
400 900. and societies are being organized 81 the
rate OF 100 a week Tho International convention Of
the societies. which Is TO be held in Phllaheiphia:
July o. 10 and IL, promises To be the largest am
most enthusiastic convention held and tho largest
delegate convention of any kind ever hold In TINS
country.
while travelling on Western trip jay Gouid
once drew up check for several millions on the bsi
of An envelope" This drawing checks FOR scvrrA
millions on the back OF an envelope While trsyeIns.
IS NOT ushlcss like. We never do n-lNor'sso~s
! Herald.
Chicago enthusiast talks OF erecting tower
| that city, 5000 feet I'm height.
An Awful Request.-De smythe-There was onX
| one thing ever asked Of DE Jones that he ieruSes
| Mcrritt-rm surprised TO hear that, for mes vST
generous II must have been something unreasonsSSi
10 Smythe-I asked him for some money no ~
borOwei.-(The Epoch.
! boston humanitartans are protesting against 's
proposed slaughter of blue Jays In order that 'noa
plumaae may be used for tho decoration OF womsa'
bonnets.
Idsumncr Drama.-sups 10 ManaEsr-Say, soss
tn leading lady has strueH OH ao'ns 'ne "~
Manager-whats the matterf -,,H
She says the waters too warm, ana mat sno snt
do any swimming, until you put some Ice n tho 'as~
Thine
Saws s,,b Thomas the clock manufacturer; ~
! d,,, NJ m. clocks which make for China nsrssA
| IN lien OF figures. with characters which, supo.
| mean something to them. They don't to me. ne
are three circles Of characters the inner ono hsvs
eight divisions tho next one twelve, and the oss~
most tw.nty -fodr. There are two hands, tho shof,
one making Q revolution svery two hours whae
hong takes twenty -four hours 10 get around. p
how they compute time by these Is . Chinese puss~
Reflex Repentance.-psrson-Pn bet 30 esno -
Melvllle's girl has Tilted him.
| Richford--what makes you think SOL 49, uSa4nf
for that pipe no throw away last mont. IS
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