The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-31

tainly do object - supplying children at
lender years with rasor.." The chances
are that the next time Mr.. Broomhcad
runs for the of1lco of school trustee h0 will
bc cut.
Emin Pasha thinks it's pretty rough
to travel successfully through thousands
of miles OF hostile country and then crack
his skull by falling out of n window. We
infer from this that IL the injury 70 his
pate had been caused by q big club In the
hands Of n naked Zalu, Emin would have
counted IL nm honorable and satisfactory
crack. Every man to his taste, but rs for
ms give ms the window method. The Zulu
h apt to be- too painstaking and thorough.
The Pierre Capital r~epudiates n recent
boom publication entitled "Pierre Illus
trated," and says the compiler of the work
has flshed up pictures of public buildings
from New York to San Francisco and tries
20 palm them OIL On the public AZ correct
Portraits Of the numerous handsome
buildings recently put up in that city, To
which they hear not the slightest resesn-
blance. The book even goes 40 far AZ To
claim that the hay Of Naples II located at
the capital city and moves Harvey peak,
In the Black Hills, clear across the rcser-
walton to do service rs Mount Vesuvius.
Brother Richards would make AN excel
lent Bertram i'm "All's Well That Ends
Well" particularly i'm act H., scene 8,
when he says to Helena:
You must not marvel, Helena, ~ lily cOur8e,
Which holds not color with the time. nor does
The ministration and required Office
On my particular. Prepared ! WAS NOT
For snch n business; therefore am ! found
40 much unsettled.
Those who are familiar with the plot of
the play will remember the trick that was
played and how Count Bcrtram finally got
done up at Helena that winter.
A Buffalo. N. ", man has preached the
scheme Of putting Observation-Disclosures ma
chimes i'm the vestibules of churches for
the furnishing of prayer books. bibles,
hymnals and the like. The idea would he
a good one were il not for the inherent
tendency of human nature to try to get
the best of such machines. The earnest
and ingenious ~endeavors OF the parish
oncrs to do up the ntomato and get n
prayer book free Of duty might seriously
delay and interrupt the regular proceed
inRs within. After the services, too, de-
PRAYED members of the congregation
might he tempted to walk OIL with what
literature they had obtained from the ma
chimes. and cheat them in that way. On
the whole, they would he n poor substitute
for the quiet, inoffensive, old-fashioned
collection-box.
The Chicago Times is not satisfied with
the treatment that Guido Alvarez has re-
ceived. Guido sold anana nm Minneap-
oils. Those who knew Guido thought him
a guileless son of sunny Italy, who was
contented with the fate which had led his
footsteps To a city SO near the land of
the midnight sun as Minneapolis il. But
i'm Guido's heart, albeit his face showed
no signs of IL. glowed n love for his native
land which could not he quenched by the
prospects Of sliding down "a circular to-
hogan slide during he coming winter
carnival. And when "a paper came to him
granting him pardon for u crime which
had made sunny Italy too hot for him. he
eagerly packed up his worldly effects i'm a
bandanna handkerchief, sold his banana
stand and left for the land of statuary.
Guido and Barrec had once loved the
same dainty. biack-eyed operA-sii ger.
Barree was u tenor. Guido was the bass.
They quarrclcd, stilettos flashed, and Bar
rec lay cold upon the ground. Ais fair
i'm love, they say, but the police thought
that all's fair i'm pursuit OF murderers.
The pardon was n decoy. When Guido
landed i'm Italy the hand of the law
touched him on the shoulder and Guido
will have to stand trial. Thus is romance
murdered i'm this prosaic aRe. The Times
thinks the vendetta should have sought
out Guido. Then there would have
been "a fitting end to "a man who loved i'm
bass, killed in moonlight, repented before
and died by the avenging hand.
To Ia, fully i'm accord with Chicago ideas
Guido's body should then have heen
thrown IN n sewer. and the poetry and
romance Of the thing would have been
complete.