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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13

x~.fr9 a.
~ he cares 10 remain in his present pace
The GLASS az 80 at Columbia College won
rood deal of deserved praise year ago Ds =.
solving NOT 10 furnish free beer for all tne souucn
an the occasion of the annual triumph ihs'r
GOOD example has had the effect to Wnicn ~ mos
fairly entitled Yesterday the present Sopnoi''.'e
class. by the narrow majority oil tnree' p'sseu :"
motion in favor Of no beer. The triumph
harmless diversion but when it became ee
heer racket the effect upon the cohege "aS 10.
from good. The precedent now estspnsneo ousNO
to be PERMANENT
The absenteeism at Albany, which allows sucn
measure "a the Yates Prison bill to be ordered %
a third reading, is betrayal Of public trust DUCK
10 your posts, gentlemeni
That an enormous number OF visitors wiz pre-
cintate themselves upon this city during the Zen
tenuial becomes more apparent every Day new
York is big town, and it has some roomy supuio'
If the cities across the river on both sides Oh 10
can be called suburbs-but there IS Already H''A
that there will be trouble in taking core OF Oh our
guests During the great exhibition IN Phiiadei-
phia the Department Of Public Comfort proven
decidedly useful institution 1t was just WHAT its
name indicated, and many strangers IN fhiIaoe'-
phia had reason TO bless the man or woman VINO
originated the idea. Now, why should not New
York have Department OF Public Comfort to look
after the numerous strangers within our gates
toward che end of the month"; 1t need not make
us hesitate because we 60 TO Phlade lphia for the
idea, for the thing good in itself and Is certain to
accomplish good The suggestion ought TO be
acted on with alacrity. What benefactor steps
into the breach and assumes the responsibility OF
organizing and conducting Department OF Public
Comfort?
BY their vote on the Saxton bill the Democratic
Assemblymen proved that their love for oaiio5
reform in the abstract Is not so intense as to pre-
vent them from hating ballot reform in the con-
crete.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13

poaf SnnE - ,,.sSftx re.sons ~
win nee be employed In that cspaoiHs-< yosxslBSN
Herald
A typewriter gil shus expresses herself 10 M,
indianspohs soufnAs' kos ssSA VI m0n ma nelx
ways. They arc messy they slipg paper Al over The
rs,,gr,a.d attitudes. rbev smo,, ana cf.sv .
Ss sr..n a,mm,r. rs sor's ss - ann CAV
only one Of tho fourteen has svsr hsd the eourtssy 4
ask fas II cfgarsnoke "a offensive 20 me- Thep 49,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13

Persons going out Of totcn for the summer can
hare the Daily and Sunday TRIBUNE mailed
to them for 90 cents per month, or $3.50 for
three months. Travellers IN Europe can rece,Ue
THE Tribune during their absence for
sl.55 per month, foreign postage paid or $4.4o
for three months. The address Of the paper wta
be changed as often az desired.
The Brooklyn Improvement bills were Or
dered to third reading in the Assembly yes
tetday. This doubtless indicates their passage
at an early date. That is what the people oil
BrookIyn want, and what they will have If the
best interests of the city are consulted
The hearty way in which German Americans
enter upon their part in the industrial parade
ON Nav must attract general notice and cor
dial urajse. A good idea Of the appearance they
viii make may be gathered from an article
,r;pted in this issue. If our own citizens DO
mot have a care, the German portion OF the
uarade will monopolize the attention OF the
,nnltisudes that will be making holiday fort
night hence.
Controller Myers has at last done an ACT Oh
simple Justice to Dir. Kilby, the marketman
who testified that he had paid 5000 Tor
stand in the new Washington Market. There
was no reason for putting it OF so long. In
fact, Mr.. Myers virtually admitted thai hiloy
had done no wrong when he promised inn
nunity TO other SHAREHOLDERS who might testify
that they paid for their stands. 1t is easy TO
say Better late than never" but in this case
KiIby has had to suffer for weeks without any
redress.
Judge Waiiace's refusal to grant perma-
nent injunction TO the Western Union Com
pauy forbidding the city authorities to interfere
with the company's poles and wires will be
received by the public with satisfaction. The
Judge holds that the laws compelling the plac-
ing Of the wires underground are reasonable
and do not infringe upon the rights of the
company. They are police regulations which
( ii Is proper for the State TO enact and enforce
As 70 the company's right to place wires upon
the elevated railway structures different view
IL taken, and as doubt exists on this point,
the Judge holds that these wires are not TO be
lnterfered with ut present. The city author.
lt;es were prepared Tor this decision, and the
nfsyor says that as soon as The order Is formally
ansered the work Of removing the poles and
wires win be began
AZ, Charles Rasselps opening speech before
tha psrnelI Commission, which was begun
$3.50 aro Inst Tuesday, was brought 70 cless
xestsrdsy. Tho Commission however mas no
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13
OUT OF POLITICS, Ell
From The New.York Graphic.

From The Eew-York Graphic.
Tho Mngwamp papers are spending much spsess
in debating the return Of politics 70 the Se~ W.,
York Postofacei Certainly not under the u" p1 AZ
ministraton. Mr.. Pearson was napponrseu hsr.
maphrodltic sham retormers, In payment TOT sv as
support OF Grover Cleveland for PreslaenI ~ ,s.is
Victory as II they had demanded cola eSsn rs ~
ment and had been paid haif.niillon uons' oas "
the Democratic campaign fund OF thss soe'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13
THE DINNER TO cor. ERHlRpr AHp oaaEas

THE DINgER TO COL. ERHARDT AND 01HEBs.
Tho dinner to be given by the Business Mems
Republican Association in honor OF Collector Ehasdt
Assistant Treasurer Roberts and Postmaster Van
Colt will take place April %, at the Downtown
Club house. in Newest. The invited guests ffdarne
President Harrison, Senators EvarJ and Hisoock ana
channeey M Depew The subscriptions for the
proposed Republican headquarters have now reached
the sum Of So, s6s 36 The last $50 was Scon-
tributed yesterday by p r. voorhis.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13
myrxRR PORTER on Rrs WAY 10 MALr'

Indianapolis, April IA tspeotp~-A- o. fossets
Minister 10 Italy, stared to-day 10 hk now post OF
duty, accompanied by his son, George T.. and his
daughter, Miss Anna Porter. Tho departure was on
an early morning tram, and only members OK the
family saw the party Of Mr.. Porter WI go 70
Washington for final Instructions from the State Do
partment and win san from Nev-York next Wednes-
day He expects to reach Rome about tho rst Of May,
but viii stop there only two or three days IS tho
season Of peculiar winds which give Foreigners nc
Roman fever VIII be Just beginning, and TO AVOID
II the Minister and family viii go toSsome mountain
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13
p r. BIBYuM Nor TO RHr1Rs:

P. T. Bsrnum said to a Tribune reporter yesier-
day that there truth In the report that %
had transferred bis show 10 his grandson. He san
that he was not going to retire from business. thss
he was in good health, that he and his partner M
Bailey had signed contract for nfty years. and THAI
be expected to die with his harness on HIS grand
son, Clinton seeley, had taken bis name, in order b
perpetuate Il, and would be known rs G. ,B&rnum
SeeIey. His show would 60 10 his heirs at hfs desth
and his grandson then would take prommoat part
In the MANAGEMENT Of IL 1. -.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13
LITTLE RHoDY soUND AT HEART.

From The Utica Herald.
The lesson impressed By Rhode Islsnd Is not that
its election laws preferable 10 those IN force IN
other States, but that the conscience aDd
OF the people are In their fnallty true 70 fne ~
publican party; that the control OF Affairs ps We
Democratic party, In State Nation, In al Sss -
results from divisions among the majority VI sa'
electors,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13
WELL; NO; HARDLY.
~ IRA. ch.r,eston Nows and Courier.

president Harrison has the opportunity Ok his LIZ ny
presented . him n .Ss ma ss, ~ Hsshsws Of s
eessor vS,sscs supreme Court. II Is presumed nss
he would is 20 IN the place with 300 AVE- ss.o I'M
We p so h Cleveland This would accord via ~
Ssetatcs Of GOOD sense, and at the same Tune wcuM
IN ths Ist OF possible candidates nor the fIcaosts
~ 5soo IL is hardly 10 DO expected, howcvets "S
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13

A NATIONAL, NOT A SECTIONAL. DEMAND
rrom The New.orlesns Pieayune. "a
hrst-class naval estshrshncnt e tse -
sncrossu,x need Of the Republic. NOS
shosM he lost In providing u.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13
IN MEMORY OF aBLAcK JACKS

from Tho Chicago Inter-ooean.
In christening the aew ty honored The memory
- ~. Cssst friend aud representative OF the von,eer
Soldiers OF the Union. They certainty WIN sPs''''S
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13
PRACTICAL EXPERTS.
ISvoua Tha pittahuro rhroniole

From Tho Pttsburg Chronicle.
man In New.York City Is going to teach peop,s
fly but think the American fnaneiers IN CsDAo~
are better qualified for the work
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13
rurrn pRAYERs FINALLY ANSWERED.

From The lincoln tNebI JOufuAl -,
rive years ago the Democrats wore howiinS .srS a.
,s rascais outs After ell these years tho ooS% -
ssst, HEARTS Is being gratifod ae rapidly - s~
sdharnnea 70 the laws will pormu.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13

ARBOR DAY IN CAMDEN.
Philadelphia, April IL tSpeciap.-Arbor Day was
celebrated in Camden today by exercises IN the pub
lie schools and the planting Of trees by scholars
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13

Yates bill. Every days delay renders the condi-
ton of the prisoners more deploraoie ana inc
public burden the heavier.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13
snoer to ADVERTISEMENTS.
Business Notices.
OFFICe FURNITURE
fn Great Variety, manufactured ~
II. @. SELLEw,
III Fuitcn-sk, N0w.Horks
DeskA. Library TableA. 30.

WHAT BARNUM THINKS ,s0o
MURRAY HILL HOTEL. April 9, 1852
nv xfe children and grandchildren pronounce my Phoo
graph "h'oA ''1 rr mi yonrs p T. BARNuA.
cea of the imperial mall on receipt OF
"A 20 w RocKwooD, II Union Square
- BRANCH orFIOEs OF THE TRIBUNE 49,.
Advertisements for publication In The Tfloun1, mn
received Ut the following branch otnees IN Nem to'~
Branch ONCE !, 23S Broadway 2 a. N 10 .. ~ ~
No. $50 broadway between I'D ana zSo s''' u" v 1
~ yaS Al 40 naa, 9Sth.st 10 A. m 70 p. m
Mo. 102e Sd. ave-, near 61st-st. 10 m Y" E . On
No $50 East 125th.st, near Scave-' ~ u H. y" NV
Union SQUARE. No. 1853 4th-aye, corner 1athee
i0s West 42d-st. near oth-ave
IN OTHER CITIES: s...na
WasAipgtouI 600 F.st LondoD-96 BeoIoro-sE. otIeno
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13

The Brooklyn Improvement bills were Or
dered to a third reading in the Assembly yes
tetday. This doubtless indicates their passage
at an early date. That is what the people oil
Brooklyn want. and what they will have il the
hest interests Of the city are consulted,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13

Judging from present appearances, the great
centennial celebration is more likely 10 be an affair
Of the Three Million than of the Four Hundred.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13

about the Senatorial canvass OF hsAs IT. 81. .,.r
looks as though Senator Fsssets Gan - -, 800
n he cares 10 remain in his present p'ace
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-13

Up In Steuben and Allegany counties the Re-
publican newspapers have already begun TO talk
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14
THE ROCK WAS LOVE.
BY MARTHA m. sCHULrzR.

I made . beautiful castle fn a strange and wondrOus land And the glitter of gold and silver Were about tt O every hand; | built it Of bars 0f iron, Hut built it upon the sand. I made me little cottage, With never q bar 0r lock. For opened it up to the sunshine And the mother bird and the flock. built it with trust and longing. For l built it upon rock. And the gold and silver and jewels. With the castle that lowered above. They fell with a crash together. And great was the fall thereof. But the cottage stood forever, For the name of the rock was Love.
 -Exeh0mOa.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14
A Highly Abtruse Problem.
Washington Post.

Washington Post.
 An esteemed correspondent has pro- pounded to us c problem which in- wolves a question in finance far too deep for our penetration. He says: "A man arrived at Fl Paso, Tex, with a silver dollar In his pocket. He goes into a saloon, buys drink and gets in change a Mexican dollar, which is worth eighty-five cents down there He crosses the bridge into Mexico, gets a drink over there, planks down his Mexican dollar and gets in change a United States dollar, which Is worth eighty-five cents over there. In this manner he crosses back and forth until he has bought s10.05 worth of whisky, and still has his dollar in his pocket. Now, what I want to know Is, who pays for his drinks2" We should be pleased to answer our correspondent If we could, but the fact Is, we have had so very little experience in the matter of buying drinks, we don't kuow where to begin on this problem. If the man on the border had oscil- lated between buying Bibles in Fl Paso and prayer books in Mexico we might have had ground to stand on while we did our figuring, but when 1t comes to imagining $l0.05 worth Of mixed Fl PAso and Mexican whisky surging through a mans anatomy, we find ourselves dazed and bewildered beyond the arithmetic stage.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14

Farmers Wife-"I suppose you will soon be leaving the country for the city, won't youi"
 Tramp-"Yes, ma'am; it's allus about this time of the year that the actors begin crowdin' us off the road. |" -JWdge.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14
For Six Cents.

We are pleased to announce that we have made remarkably low clubbing rates with the &. Louis Aagasise, the recognized leading low-priced Ameri- can magazine. The Aagazfse Is beau tifally printed and illustrated, and is 6 high-grade literary, historical and humorous monthly of fifty pages. Terms only s1.50 year specimen copy six cents, sent to any one address. l&. Louis Ad0aztae, s01 Olive street, St. Louis, Mo. We will send Ad0d- sisss and our paper, one year, for only $40. Addreas this office.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14

Sappy-"I think shall, aw, nevah have to stwuggle for gweatncss. Aw, l was born gweat, doncher know2"
 Crusty-"GreAt Scotti how you must have shrunk Exchange.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14
Consumption Surely Cured.

To THE EDITOR: Please inform your readers that have . positive remedy for the above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readers who have consumption if they will send me their express and post-office address. Respectfully,
 T. A. SLoCUM, Nj. C., 1sl Pearl st., NY.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14

Are you going to Chicago via Cin- cinnAu or Louisville1 If %, buy your ticket by the "Monon" route. It is the daisy line between the Ohio river cities and Chicago.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14

Supposing His Wife Had Called Editor-"Don't let any one with long hair come up the elevator today"
 Elevator Boy-"Why not, sir2"
 "We have poetry enough for the present. L0tceU Citizen.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14

"Don't you know how to spell?" asked the exasperated teacher of the extremely phonetic boy.
 "Oh, yes," said the boy, "I know how to spell we'll enough, but the men who made the dictionaries don't seem o."-IS0mercille Journal.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14

Explicit Directions.-New Hired Man-"How mnch water do you give the stock7"
 Dairy Farmer-"Make 1t half-and- half."-Puck.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14

Wintersmith's Tonic Syrup for Chills and Fever Is . certain cure and pleas ant to take. Children are fond of it.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14
Rxcursion Rates to Sioux clsy Cen
 Paiaca.

Rxcursson Rasss to sioux cisy corn
 Palace.
 On September 2s, 9l and 90, and October 1, tho Illinois Central Rail- road will sell excursion tickets to the Corn Palace at Sioux City, Iowa, at rate of el4.70 from Chicago to Sioux City and return.
 Tickets sold on September 2S and 30 and October l, will be gOod to return within ten days from date of sale. No stop over privileges allowed.
 Tickets sold on September 24 will be good to return within thirty days from date of sale, and win be good for stop-over privileges west of and in- cludiDg Iowa Falls, in both direc- tions.
 For tickets, time of trains, etc., apply to nearest ticket agent. A. H. HANSON, General Passenger Agent, Chicago.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1889-09-14
Missouri, Kansas and faIas
 RAILWAY.
TO TEAS AND TIE CITY OF MOlco.

Double daily train service from g. Louis. Hsnni- bal and KAnsAs City to Deniscn. Sherman. D~iiaa, CorsicAna, Houston and Galveston. Fors worth. Waco. Taylor. Austin. and San Antonio. Daily Pullman BnfFss Sleeping CAn frons S. Louis and Kansas City. Close connections ms1e as San An tonio with trains carrying sleeping CA to the City of Msxics. For maps. foldsrs. time tAsisa. and other informAfaon. call on or sddrs8
 GAUTOM MEmLKA
 esnsrAl Pssssnxsr and ISkse 1Fsns
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-24
AN TRICK.

How Reading Through sn Env-iope q.
Done.
From the Cley Gland Plain Dealer.
One of the puzzlinR tricks performed by
so-called public m-ind-readers or clairvoy-
ANTS, In an extremely simple deception.
The performer standing on the stage asks
several persons i'm the audience to write
each ~ sentence On n slip Of paper and
seal il i'm an envelope. OF course the sta
tioncry il furnished and a~ftcrward col
lected. One of the audience Is a confed-
crate and writes a sentence agreed up
ON beforehand. When the assist
ant goes through the house
gathering up the envelopes the
confederate's contribution Is care
fully put where il will he the last one OF
the lot to be taken Jap. The performer
picks out an envelope and, after feeling of
IL, with much ceremony the
sentence agreed upon and the confedcr-
ate i'm the audience acknowledges that he
wrote IL. To confirm this the performer
tears open the envelope and repeats the
sentence as though he found il on the en-
closed paper, which is i'm reality another
mans sentence, which he reads and then,
picking up another envelope and fumbling
il over, he calls out the sentence he has
just read. The one who wrote il says IL is
right, the performer tears open the en-
velope, reads that il in il and proceeds
i'm that way through the lot.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-24
IN NEW HAVEN.

she Lost Her Last Hold ansi suffered sn
Awful Reduction.
From Puck.
He turned stcrnly from the slight, quiv-
cring figure, convulsed with sobs. and,
leaning his elbows upon the mantcl-
piece, Razed darkly into the empty CRATE.
"Then il is true ." he said. as the frown
decpencd on his brow.
"Forgive me" she sobbssl, rocking to
and fro i'm her grief and abasement.
"But You told me you had never loved
b~efore-tha no man had ever stirred
your heart.
Mot as I have loved YOU" she cried,
wildly.
"And yet you admit that you WERE en-.
gagged to Ferguson of the class of So"
"Ies." she
"And that before that you had an under
standing will Williamson of 49,"
"Ycs."
"And with Graham of 1872"
"No, no." she cried. "not with him
with both his brothers i'm the Sheffield Sci
entific-but not with him."
"But you were engaged to Sandman al
49," he went on. referring to "a letter In
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-24

was accommodating wealth on the tips he
had received from guests At the Palmer
House. He found that all his employees
were doing likewise, and he AZ once t.-
vice who received o tip was to he dis
charged. You may fee q waiter In the
dining room ~ you want tn, hut IL has to
be done under cover. II the head waiter
sees Il the unGierling goes. This rule APP
piles to the fellows mt the bootblack stand,
which stand, like everything else i'm that
hotel. il run by Potter Palmer. The
money in at that stand IL turned
into the manager every night and rs cred
tied to the bootblack II is the
only place I know of where tipping is for
hidHssn -
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-24
A MODEL
he Will Allow No Servant to Accept
Tips.

he VIII Allow No servant to Accept
Tips.
From the Chicago Tribune.
Potter Palmer il one of the few land
lords of the country who refuses tn allow
any one ina his service To receive "A tip. A
violation results i'm the Dismissal of the re-
cipient.
"How came he To make this rule >" !
asked of Mr.. Mazcrve, a trotting man.
who is posted.
"One day." he said. Potter Palmer was
speeding his horses on the Lake Shor,.
drive when he became aware that some
one WA tryinR to pass him. MIR. Palmer
touched up his horse with the whip and
the same did the man who was behind.
In q more the latter passed Mr..
Palmer. and as he did so Mr.. Palmer
recognized him as his head porter. The
next day Mr.. Palmer met the maj and
said 20 him:
John. that is a pretty good horse you
had ON the drive yesterday. You passed
sne, and my horse is a good one. Where
did you get your horse
1.-THE porter, with a glow of pride, an
swered that the horse was his own.
Mr.. Palmer made no reply. hut began
an Investigation. He found that this man
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-24
How He Won Break fast.

y TUN TIT bUnk't HtitIP.
Tramp: ''Plcasc, na'am. will you give
n poor man "a bite tn eat?" Matron !:
''Not "a bite: I don't encourage idlencss.
Get out. or I'll set the dog on you."
Tramp continuing "Plcase. ma'am, IA
friend of mime told me you gave him u
piece of cake once, and twas the best
cake he ever ate, and he thinks you're the
best cook he ever" Matron: 'sCome
right i'm. poor man. Mary Jane. get u good
ready FOR this poor creature"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-24
Life Under Water.

From the New York sun.
She ,s~entimentally) Harry, I wonder
what the mermaids do when they want "a
Harry OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES they call
"a bell buoy to fetch IL from the harbor
bar.
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she I.ost Her Last Hold and suffered sn
Awful Reduction.