Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1889-11-07

a few days ago for the Press
pleas oblige the Office with his
address as it has been misplace
ed!
The protracted meeting
which has been in progress a!
the Baptist church for several
days, closed Wednesday night.
LOOKOUT-For cold wealth.
er! Also lookout for the un-
plecedented bargains in Ladies
Cloaks at w. S. Kings, Lutes-
vile.
No one need pity those peo.
pie who were buried in the ashes
and lava at Pompeii. Three
days. warning of the calamity
was had, and those who remain
ed behind were mostly thieves
who were willing to take the
risks to make a stake
To be hoodwinked is very
unpleasant to any lady; but
to be we'll and nicely hooded is
a pleasure to all of them
hence, 60 to Kings, Lutesville,
ladies, for your hoods.
Over $15,OOO,OOO has been
spent in Australia within the
last fifteen years in efforts to
exterminate the rabbit, and late
estimates agree that he had al
so doubled in number during
this time. When the RABBIT
strikes a good thing he hates to
let go, small as he is.
"A few short moons and our
hill sides will be spotted with
the folks tobogganning. But
even right now Toboggans can
not be bought anywhere as
cheap as they can at w. s.
Kings, Lutesville.
The KentucKey goose bone
predicts an open winter, but the
illinois goose-bone warns tine
country to prepare for some.
thing extra in the matter of hard
weather. Better bring the two
together and see if they won't
split the difference and give Us
about forty thawing days.
Numbers were fascinated
by the St. Louis Fair and EX-
position. And numbers there
are who are fascinated by the
tina Fascinators and their low
price at w. S. Kings, Lutes-
vile.
Jon Holmes, a Marblehead
sailor, sailed away from home
twenty years ago and was re-.
ported drowned. After five
years his wife remarked, and he
came home the other day to
find her happy and content.
Like a sensible man he passed
on and married a farmers
daughter, and the dove ofpeace
hovers Ger all.
The glorious west is glo-
rious only in streaks, and it is
predicted that large portions of
it will ultimately be returned
to savagery. bought, flood
blizzard and cyclone seem to
have their regular runaways,
and the people who are atFec.
ted must pick up and move to
other localities.
Carl Openheimer, a rich
old man IN Hoboken, made a
public offer of 81 600 to anyone
who would kill u burglar while
operating at his trade, an1! the
offer wasn't a week old before
two burglars broke into the old
mans domicile and cleaned hlm
out. Burglars sometimes feel
very sensitive Or certain mat.
terS.
The Sheriff of Wood Co., O.,
is after a farmer who lives all
alone by himself and has four.
teen dogs to guard his house,
and four springguns set to
guard his barn. He was once
robbed OF a bag of oats, and he
took it as a warning and is act
ing accordingly. The farmers
around him claim that the bark
ing Of the dogs can be heard
two miles.
The big Lick telescope, the
largest in the world, has caught
on to some distant stars not to
be seen by the ordinary tele.
scope, but it hasn't revealed the
landscape of the moon or dis
covered anything startling
about the make up of Old Sol.
Sol T. Luna are still doing bust.
ness at the old stand, where all
customers will promptly at.
tented to.
"A Jefferson City belle has
discovered II new way for a girl
to get rid Of a late beau, who il
impervlons to all hints. She
gives him . paper and pencil
with one of her sweet smiles and
says: make q row Of eleven
ciphers; now make a perpen.
dicular mark d0wn wa ri IN thu