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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
Deception Anon, Won an.

ut is frequently remarked" said an
American mother the other day, "that
women are, as a rule, more deceptive
than men. If this be true I am sure
it is the result of education more than
disposition. I am often sorely puzzled
in bringing up my own girls how to be
decorous and polite in other ways,
fulfill all the requirements of what are
considered good manners, and at the
Same time be truthful. Women are
not allowed to express their own real
desires and deepest feelings, but are
rather schooled to repress themselves
and conceal any thing in thel" nature
that would offend the rules of pro-
priety. The world, they are taught,
expects them to be models of decorum
whether their inclinations are to be
decorous or not. Hence deception is
one OF the first thing they learn, and
small wonder if a habit of lying grows
on some of them"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
SMOOTH FACES IN FASHION.
Latest Whim of Young Men VIII q
Pretend to Be In Style.

Latest Whim OF Young Men Who
Pretend to Be In Style.
1t is becoming fashionable for men
to shave their boards and go around
with smooth faces. This applies par
ticularly to the young men who have
been wearing close-cropped pointer
boards and mustaches as long as the
points Of their boards. It is not con-
sidered the best of form for these
young men to be seen in a public bar
Der shop. OF course to have their
faces constantly smooth they must
shave themselves or get shaved some
where. but there is beginning to be a
prejudice against sitting in line in
public barber shop, just as there has
been for some time against sitting on
the public bootblack st lnds at the
street corners. A man must have his
shoes shined, unless he we IFS patent
leather or russell shoes, and even then
they need some looking after. but he
is expected to have the work done in
some place where he will not be seen
during the process.
The recent within against appear,
ing in the public barber shops will
not hurt the barber shops any more
than the prejudice ag inst public
bootblack stands among the same class
of men has seriously injured the bust
ness of the bootblacks. The class of
men who pay attention to all these
things is not so large as to hurt the
trade of more than dozen places.
The theory OF the matter is that a
man is shaved by his valet, and that
every man who can afford to be suffi-
GENTLY good form to pay attention to
all these things has enough money or
credit to have valet; or, if he has not
a valet, to make bluff at it. On the
same assumption that his man looks
after his clothes and shoes is the other
assumption that his man also shaves
him. No fashionable young man
would be seen taking his clothes to
his tailor's to be pressed, and though
most of them who have the creases in
their trousers frequently renewed, get
the work done at their tailor's, they
make a pretense of having it done
by their man, and to the other duties
of this man, in many cases a suppose
tious being, is added the care of his
masters face.
The fashion of the smooth-shaven
face is said to have come from the act
ors. just as actresses influence the
styles of dress of women, actors have
been to less extent influencing the
apparel and appearance of a certain
class of men. The way of wearing
the hair which was prevalent a year
or two ago was begun by actors. AL
most all actors have smooth faces,
espe cially almost all the actors who
pose on the stage, and who attract
audiences of women to admire them.
The fashion of having a smooth face
is just coming in, and it has not yet
been taken up to great extent. A
man may sacrifice his beard, but if he
has bad mouth or face which would
be harsh In outline without the curves
of his mustache to change it, he will
not abandon his present advantages
quickly. New York Sun.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
Wanted a Correction.

The editor of the Hornbeam Mau
received visit from lobe Phillips.
Look here" said Mr. Phillips
''last week you spoke of the death
of my grandmother, Mrs. Harky."
Yes. yes, SO I did. Anything
wrong?"
You said she was ninety-eignt years
old and"
"Well, wasn't she that old?"
''Oh, yes, but you said that she
never chewed tobacco and was never
drunk in her life."
'Well, is there anything wrong
about that?"
"But don't you understand, it sorter
reflects on us-on her."
"How So"
'Wall, now I'll tell you. I don't
reckon there is a more respectable
lot of people anywhere than we
are"
That's all right, old fellow. ]
didn't mean any reflection. You see,
when very old man dies the, news
papers particularly the temperance
publications say that he never used
tobacco or liquor; and what l said was
merely a take-off."
"Yes" said the visitor, ''your in
tentions were all right, but what you
say amt the truth. The old lady
usually took chew of tobacco about
the size of walnut and don't reckon
there was better Judge of Ticker in
our neighborhood. She was sorter proud
of her reckord in regard to Ticker, and
if it won't be too much trouble to you
l wish you would make a sort Of cor
rection. "-Arkansaw Traveller.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
A Famous Author.

Wilkie Collins; the man of many
plots, is growing old. He walks with
the aid of heavy stick and his figure ID
bent even beyond his years. He has a
fine head, brilliant eyes and face ex
pressive of both strength and kindli-
ness. He is a rich man and has attained
wealth with the pen, which he still plies
daily and nearly the whole day at that,
working from sheer love of his art,
since the necessity for work has long
since passed. He lives north of Hyde
park in Gloucester place and entertains
n few literary people occasionally in his
immense house, but usually spends his
evenings at his club. His method of
life is luxurious and he counts his SER
wants by the half dozen, from the typi-
cal English housekeeper, who ruins his
bachelor establishment on oiled and
noiseless wheels, down to the nattiest
and airiest of "Buttons. Mr.. Collins
is in constant demand for dinners and
literary evenings, but it is not often
that he can be wooed from the whist ia
BILE in a corner of the club cardroom,
where his striking head has become as
familiar to the habitues as the fresco on
the wall Behind it.-Current Literature.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
A wealthx widow.

Merely by chance saw the other day
slender, elderly lady, with gray hair,
stepping from the Murray hotel into a
coupe, to begin, as ! surmised, a shop
ping tour. 1t was Mrs. Colt, widow of
the inventor of the Colt revolver. She
has several millions and lives in the
handsomest residence in Hartford, near
the revolver works. She has erected q
pretty Episcopal church near her resi-
dence and does much in the way of
charity. She is social power in con-
sentative little Hartford, and not to be
on Mrs. Colts list is to be quite ont of
the social swim. She has one son, Cald-
well Colt, who is well known Mt the New
York clubs and among yachtsmen. Mrs.
Colt was belle in her youth, as Miss
Hetty Jarvis. She is accompanied to
New York by her sister, Mrs. Nicholas
Beach, whose place. "Heartease," at
Newport, is known to all frequenters of
that place. New York Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
TOO Particular. -

The current numbsr OF one OF the
magazines reads the world at large and
the American people in particular q
lesson on carelessne5s In conversation,
taking as its text the remark OF the de-
liaquent who transformed we'll
known quotation into this: There
is no Watshisname but Thingummy,
and Whatyoucallit is his prophet" The
magazine declares that such thing
should not be.
But, after all, how delightful it is to
converse with man who makes his
quotation this way; you are instantly
at home with him; you feel that he
doesn't know any more than you do;
you know that at your worst you can
do as well as he can. But the man
who always has quotation absolutely
correct to the very pauses-the very
capitals and tells exactly where it oc-
curs-the book, yea, the chapter-and
says as plainly as if he put it in so
many words that he actually knows the
date OF both the birth and death of the
author. this man is-at least, he Is
quite another creature. With the one
you can lean back. cross your feet and
enjoy yourself; with the other you sit
up on the edge Of your CHI lir AMI vain
ly ask yourself why you did not study
some ten or fifteen times harder at
school and become an intellectual
giant. Theoretically absolute correct
ness is beautiful but practically it is
WEAKNESS OF the flesh.
Our magazine friend reasons that
TO attain perfection in speech, not
only m quotations but in other things,
the training should begin in youth;
that, in fact, as the twig Is bent the
child Is inclined though Wa can
not guarantee the absolute correct
ness OF this quotation. When the
child's rooiang-horse treachcrously
throws him of and bumps his head
against the piano-stool, his remarks
should do no violence to the precepts
OF the great Lindley Murray; he
should Lsionally sit up in his era
die, remove his teething ring from
his mouth and conjugate a verb.
But this sort Of a child is not the one
that any body cares to cultivate, nor is
no the ono that makes his mark in
the world when he grows up. Who
cares to be approached blythe 10-year-
old boy who announces that, lowing
to the inclemency of the weather, |
have to-day remained at home in
stead of attending school as usual?"
But, on the other hand, who can for a
moment resist the one who comes in
with shout and says that "it's pour
ing cats and dogs, SO l won't have to
go to no school to-day, and I'm jolly
glad of it and hope it'll rain tomor-
rowP" The latter is boy, the former
an interesting young person; and
twenty years later you will find the
boy at the head of prosperous bust
ness with tho young prison as his
book-keeper.-Ex.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
An Ancient Sonxenir.

I saw queer object in the window oil
q William street store last week. 1t was
a barnacle-covered vase about two feet
high, and though of an antique and an
cient pattern, would not of itself attract
more than passing glance. Upon two
cards which were placed it, the his
tory was told in English and Greek.
The vase had been found at the bottom
of the straits of Salimis, where the naval
battle was fought between Themistocles,
admiral of Greece, and Xerxes, king of
Persia, 400years before Christ. The poor
sponge diver who found the relic re-
ceived q slight reward for his trouble,
and the vase was shipped to New York.
Who knows but that it may be remin-
iscence of the great battle.-New York
Graphic.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
A Man of E;xpe dents.

OF all the dispositi ons with which
moral man may be born, there is no
other that on the whole is so likely to
assist him to make his way through
life satisfactorily as that OF being born
D man OF expedients Whatever gifts
OF wealth one may chance TO inherit,
he is sure sooner or later to come to
grief, unless he inherlts also the art
OF managing them. 1t is by no means
enough to get a fortune; it is neces-
sary to use ones wits to preserve it.
But fortune is, after all, only one Of
the innumerable elements of which
life is compounded, and as IL becomes
every year necessary to have a large
fortune to hold ones own among the
wealthy OF the land, so does 1t become
every year ofless Importance whether
one does have a fortune, since there Is
constantly larger proportion of peo-
pie who do not have the enormous
amount which goes to make up the
modern fortune, and the majority will
assert itself, even to the extent of
breaking away from the domination of
wealth.
In every department of life. in the
greatest affairs with which he is call
ed upon to have to do as well as in the
most minute, there is room for the
display Of this faculty of being pre-
pared for the emergency. To be a
man Of expedients it is necessary to
have much mental dexterity, much
power OF adaptability, and wide fer
tility of resource. Indirectly there is
needed large imagination, and the
man OF expedients is above everything
else, perhaps. a man OF imagination
lie is able to put himself in different
relations to any given problem, and u
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
Orientals in Paris.

Paris is full of orientals of every
hue and in every conceivable costume
just now. Occasionally tall Egyptians,
Algerians, or East Indians, in tremen-
dous turbans and gorgeous petticoats,
flash by in vehicles adding additional
bits OF bright color to the kaleido-
scopic city. Among the most original
of the foreigners now in Paris must be
mentioned Muscovite magnate who
has been in the exhibition every day
since its opening, and whose special
mania is to taste every cosmopolitan
dish that is prepared on or near the
Champ-de-M Mars.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
Both Going to Dinner.

Business mani had two urgent
engagements to make to-day, one with
an Englishman and one with an Ameri-
can"
Friepd-"Yes.n
Business man-eThe Englishman
told me he would meet me at o'clock
this evening, after he had dined, the
hour for which was o'clock
Friend-ssAnd the Americana
Business man-"Oh. he said: I'll
meet you in ten minutes-as soon as
I've had dinner. NJ Chicago Globe.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

the first does not furnish him solution
of any difficulty that may perplex him,
he Is capable OF looking the whole
matter over from a new standpoint.
and thereby selecting some hitherto
unsuspected means of escape from the
ENHANCEMENT which annoys him. -
Ex
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Via the WABASH LINE to Missouri,
Arkansas, Texas. Tennessee Mississippi
and Louisiana AT HALF FARE Tickets will
!. sold August 9Th and goth. September
10, and gath, and October Sth, good for
90 A. :. Remember the Wabash ia the
O. U.. uays ute south with elegs ne reclining
eha;s as.,s D., Imam Buffet sleeping cars on
La an ~ 81 tickets and further infor-
nation carf on or< A,4 1kos Ia.
G. N. C14fToN, n. "ah
narn street C,o,Yh> w.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
Mr.. CIeveland's fortune is now placed at
5000 600.

What in The world is the use OF sitting
around waiting for something to turn up.
You might just az we'll sit down in the
meadow and wait for the cow to come up
to be MIXED. Get up and shake yourself
and make up your mind to turn up some
thing. II you have nothing definite in our
mind, then write to B. F. johnson Il Co..,
Richmond, Va, and they will tell you q
thing or two that will make you i9mp for
iOv
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

to use uncertain means when suffering from
diseases OF the liver. blood or lungs, such
as biliousness. or ''liver complaint" skin
diseases. scr oiulous sores or dwellings, or
from lung SCI ofula Commonly known as
consumption OF the lungs) when DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is guar
anteed to cure all these affections. IL taken
in time. or money paid for it will be
promptly refunded.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
Knew Where to Find Him.

Fuller Somehow / feel lost this
morning.
Muller-s.Well, go around to the diff
ferent saloons. You'll find yourself
there If anywhere. Epoch.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
The newest Engksfs - nore''a' n"S'
knobs with broad fiat toes.

Moral, che great artist. desRSA, vas 81
he saw the Great Shoshone Falfs-fs> %ar,
far beyond his pencils cumming. So h. "
sre wonderful dreams OF beauty ia ~
tempsctuons loneliness OF the grand "Amers
lean Alps" n Colorado, which are nj once
the aspiration and the despair or painter
and poet. Splendid beyond comparison Is
the superb scenery along the South PARK
Division Of the Union Pacific in Colotsdo.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Five cents saved on soap; five dollars
lost on rotted clothes. Is that economy?
There is not cents difference between the
cost Of a bar of the poorest soap made and
the best, which is as all know, DoDbin's
Eloct
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

The splendor Of the "Ame lean Sips" are
beginning to be appreciated by our peopiei
and visit to Switzerland for gorgeous
scenery is unnecessary. The picturesque
mountain resorts on the South Park Divi
sion Of the Union Pacific in Colorado are
absolutely tintivalled on this continent.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Mrs. Popiniay does your hus-
band think Of your new hata" Mrs.
Blobson-"He hasn't looked at it yet. The
bill has attracted his entire attention for
the past two days.n--Burlington Free
Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

$500 offered for an incurable case OF ca
tarrh in the head by the proprietors OF
DR.. Sage's Remedy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
I. naRyES.r ExCIiRs IONS.

Truth has never yet proved fatal to any
one: there are too many an tdotes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Folly must hold it's tongue while wearing
the OF wisdom.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14
Cowardice is the greatest giver Of aims.

For two two-eent stamps we will send
you one Of the handsomsst almanacs in
the country. Homestead" Omaha, Neb.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Nothing is degrading which high and
graceful purpose enobles.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Don't fear to open your eyes under salt
water.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Watch the thermometer and be prepared
ior heated remarks.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Among Michigan's teachers is full
blooded Indian, who is said to be doing
excellent work.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

"A pocket mirror free to smokers Of "Tansilrs
Punch" SC. Cigar.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Mr.. Gladstone has had his portrait
painted thirty-five times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

The white house chef says that Prevalent
Harrison is not an epicure.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

A free transla tion-"Poeta nascitur non
it," The poet is born misft.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

There are 5000 women doctors in tt
United States,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Some OF the Panama canal laborers have
lately starved to death at Colon.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1889-09-14

Krupp, the German gun maker, employs
81, 900 men.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-02-23

The Supreme Court fled an opinion
on the 9Th inst. affirming the decision
of Judge Fitzgerald rendered in the
case Of Henry Demo against w. E.
Griffin. This case affected the title TO
the Great Eastern mine at Bristol.
The point for determination was
whether or not the issuance of the U.
S. Land Office Receivers receipt rem
ders further annual work must be per-
formed each year until the confrma-
ton of all proceedings and the issu-
ance of a patent by the Land Depart
ment at Washington. The general
impression prevailed that the first
proposition was good and the decision
in this case settles it.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1889-02-23

a Valuable Nap or this Country
The Middle Rant.

A prominent citizen Of Austin tells
the Reveille the following: When ].
q. Barlow was here he saw Lee and
Maxwelps map Of the present route
laid out in exact measurements as to
the height Of our mountain ranges
and distance Of the natural springs
and water courses along the route.
route passed Austin by the
Yankee Blade pass towards Eureka,
striking near the latter place be-
tween the town and Mount Hope
Mining District. 1t goes westward by
New Pass, along the Carson Sink TO
Ragtown and then over the Sierras by
the Beckwith Pass. Our citizens a
remember well when Lee and Max
well were here in the Spring with
Sheriff Sweeney Of Eureka, who fur
nished teams and men for the party.
They were then on a reconnaissance
for the Union Pacific railroad, to de-
termlne the best way for a route
through this section OF country, and
by their map and selection, the pres
ent parties OF surveyors are following
through the hills. Mr.. Barlow has
gone as far as the Sierras along this
proposed route and taken notes, 80
that he can report at headquarters in
Ogden. 1t will take by April to get in
all the data and then we will soon be
able to find out what the Union Pa
cifc is going 10 do about getting a route
to the Pacific Coast.
In the survey so far, the grade to
New Pass is not near as heavy as an
ticipated, which is another factor in
u favor, and throwing the grade limit
within bounds. This line or middle
route has more feeders, as railroad
men term it, and larger mineral re-
sources than that Of the north and
south routes, which again is another
inducement owe other proposed
routes. Should the Union Pacific
come this way, this whole country
will raise in the estimation OF capital
lists many fold, and will make mining
property valuable.
Nutting's party will be here about a
week surveying the grade by Yankee
Blade Pass and then back again, and
will then break up camp and continue
eastward till they meet the party
surveying the line neal Eureka. OF
course our valleys and ranges Of
mountains by running north and
south make the route a little difficult,
but yet on account of our low passes
this disadvantage is more than Offset,
in that this route has not near the
grade in the approach to the Sierrss
az one further south.