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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

A famous Warrington gambler, Il 10 said,
will soon go to preaching. He would have
begun it tan years ago, but he has only just
now found euro for his cough. II il DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup.
''Behold! the world rests and her tired in
lhabitant, have paused from trouble and tur-
moil, because the customary headache and
neuralgia have been cured by Salvation Oil
Price 25 cents bottle.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
Protest by Union Printers.

MINNEAPOLIS, MIMI, March 5.-The Min
neapols typographical union unanimously
adopted resolutions against the appoint
ment of Whitelaw Reid a. minister to the
coart of st. James. The reso!ut on will be
forward ID to President Harri. on. The
cause of this act ia the refusa! to make the
New York Tribune offio, union offic,.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
Saturday.
SENATE.

WASHINGTON, D. c., March 2.-The senate
concurred in house amendment to bill au-
thorizing sale of Q part of Fort Leaven-
worth reservation.
During q discussion of the Indian appro-
priatiOn bill Senator Plumb said trouble
about Oklohoms had been gotup by the OPP
posing interests of settlers and of town site
spectators. The bill was made to include
q provision for negotiating with the Chero-
KEGS for the outlet, the result to be reported
10 congress for ratification.
Tho senate then passed tbs direct tax bi II
over the presidents veto.
HOUSE.
By midnight all differences in conference
had been agreed upon except on three ap-
preparation bills.
Tho house refused to agree to give the
widow Of Chief Justice Waite a years sal
airy, a. the senate had provided. At that
hour the house still refused to agree with
conferences report on the Indian appropria-
ton bill also.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

decision had been in our favor. No Other pee-
pie have government more worthy OF their
respect and love, or a land 20 magni6-
cent IN extent, so pleasant to look
upon and so full of generous suggestion to en-
terprise and labor. God has placed upon our
head diadem and has laid at our feet power and
wealth beyond definition or calculation. Bot
We must not forget that we take these r;fts upon
the condition that justice and mercy snail hold
the rsins Of power and that the upward avenues
OF hope shall be free to all the people. l do not
mistrust the future. Dangers have lain in fire.
Quent ambush along our path, but We have IN.
covered and vanquished them all. Passion has
swept some of our communities, not only to give
us . new demonstration that the great body
OF our people are stable. patriotic and law-abid-
ing. No political party can long pursue advan-
tage at the expense Of public honor or BIZ rude
and Independent methods without protest and
fatal disaffection In Its body Tho peaceful
agencies OF commerce are more fully repeating
the necessary uniting of all our communities and
the increasing intercourse Of our people in pro-
noting mutual respect. We shall find unalloyed
pleasure In the revelation which our next census
will make. of the swift development of the great
resources OF some Of the states. Each state
Will bring its generous contribution to the great
aggregate Of the nations increase. And, when
the harvests from the fields, the cattle from the
hills and the ores from the I'll shall have been
weighed, counted and valued. We will turn from
them all TO crown with the highest honor the
state that has most promoted education, virtue
justice and patriotism amongits people.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
They were a newly-m.rried Irish couple

They were q newly-msrried Irish couple.
an d the ''better- half" being ill, the husband
did the cooking. Said Barney: "Och, Biddy
dear, I've boiled a nice pot of pratie,. Bat
I'm afraid there's somethin' the matter wild
i'm. When put them into the water they
had beautiful whoit eyes, an nov that they
70 ont they're black ones," Said Biddy-in
bed enjoying Barnsy's dilemma: Barney,
Barney, 70 haven't put enough salt in tae
watther to KILN, and they've been fighting
Wid wan enother.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Sensible wife: MY dear, you remember
Of course, that before our marriage told
you that rather enjoyed cigar smoke. Well,
am sure that do not love you any the les
nov, Jet the fact remains that | find your
smoking intensely dlsagreesble. Why ia
St!'' Sensible husband: when had only
myself to support, smoked two for quar-.
ter. Now / smoke two for five
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
Charlie had lust been introduced to tbe

Charlie had just been introduced to the
Misses SnagC, who are so near of an age
that it is hard to tell which Is the elder.
Delightful gathering, is 1t not Miss
Snagg?' said Charley address, Wing the youn-
ger. "Miss Sarah, if you please" said the
damsel. with slight chill in her t1ne. do
You really think look as old as my sister?''
''Oh, dear no; but your sister looks almost
as young and charming Is yourself" said
Charlie; whereupon the younger forRave
him, and the elder loved him from that
hour.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Farmer Saugus: ''Why, Miss Moodus,
where be you a-goin' tor Mrs. Moodus:
''Wall. I'm a-goin' up to DAME lsonville to
ses Darius folks" Farmer Saugus: mo
you been't." Mrs. Moodus: Il be too. ~
Farmer Saugus: lyon been't neither: this
train goes t'other way" Mrs. Moodus with
a wild shrek of convlction): "My Lord. 60
beeu't"'
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
At the Museum ,

Jones: "See. here, Smith, here is that
old Egyptian mummy that / was speaking
to you about. This gentl, man probably
hasn't opened his lips for lO,0N years. BY
the way, speaking OF mumnies, do you re-
member that passage in Robert Elsmere'
-" Mummy: "For heavens sake give
MS restr'
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
CONGRESSIONAL.
Tuesday.
GEyATR-

SENATE.
WASHINGTON, D. c., February 26.-Th
senate amended and passed the army appro
priation bill, and then, on motion of Mr.
Plumb, spent three hours in passing bills tC
which there was no objection.
HOUSE.
The house put the deficiency appropria
ton bill through committee of the whole
after long time spent in filibustering tc
prevent consideration of other business
The iouse then agreed to the conference re-
Mr.. Kennedy, of Ohio, and Mr.. Crisp, OF
Georgia, had a battle of words, which
amounted to nothing.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

A young writer in Boston tells how he
wrote a story and sent it to several periodi-
Gals, all of which declined it. Then he wrote
it over again, misspellipg the words 30 as to
make it q dialect story: and the paper which
first refused II promptly accepted it.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

"Now," said the star actress, moving to-
ward the door. 81 must 60 down to the Office
of Nix. Scribendi and see il the article on
the stage tina. promised to write for the
Worlds Review is finished. am anxious
to see what have said on the subject"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
A lively househo!d.-visitor. "My dea

A lively Observation-Disclosures. my dear
@ ountees, 1 zee that all your female servants
have read hair" Countess; YES had .
great deal of trouble finding them" ''But
what is your object in haveng so many red
headed servant. Rirls?" sYou kno. that
Madam Blank 10 makeng . great sensation
with her blonde heir?" "Yes know"
.'Weli, am after her scalp l want 10
bring her blonde hair into disroputa. To.
morrow viii have Two more servant girls
with red hair.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

To the Editor:-Plesse inform your read
ers that have Q positive remedy for Con-
sumption. By its timely use thousands of
cured. ehall be glad to send two bottles
of my remedy FREE to any Of your readers
who have consumption If they will send me
their Express and p. o. Address. Respect
fully, +. A. SLOCUM, NJ. @. 1sl, Pearl
st., Y.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Mrs. B. was famous for her execrable
dinners. Meeting Simpkins one day, she
said to him, ''How naughty of you not to
come to me on Wednesday" but l ex-
cused myee!f by WIRE" ''Oh, yes, know
all about that. But why didn't you Gomez"
because III was hunCry?"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

From the Plunkville Bugle: I'm our last
weeks issue We stated that the Rev. Mr..
Billings was suffering from q severe attack
OF snakes. We wrote shakes" but the
proof reader, who is our ten-year-old son,
let the printers error 90 uncorrected.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

81 have been AFFLICTED with an affection
Of the Throat from childhood, caused by
diphtheria. and have used various remedies
but have never found anything equal to
BRowN's BRONCHIAL TROCHEs. G. VI.
=. Hampton, PiIeton, Ky. Sold only in
loxes.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

A photographic botoh: Photographer
Cimpatiently ~ thought Jon called your
self q frst-class retouchef?" New Man
.'Yes sir: that - my profession" 'Buah.
Thi. negative of Miss 6nubnose, the wealthy
yolsg society actress, 10 . botch, q perfect
botch, sir"' ''Eh? what's the matter with
it?' "Matter? Great Dsgusrre! Why il still
looks like her."
Young lady: II want . pair of shoes,
large and comfortable. Two will DO" New
boy (glanoing ct her FOOT: 'Mr. Leather.
the lady wants tvo shoes, large and COM
Portable. Where's that box Of sixes?"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

When Baby was sick. ~ gave her CassoriA
When she was . Child, she cried for Castcria,
When she became Mi8, she chung to Castorie.
When shs had Chldrcn, she gave them CastoriA
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Cholly: "Av-er-had doosid jolly time
at the club this afternoon don't clerk nov.
Fellshs telling funny stories. Isay, Ruv'nor,
what's the most ridiculous thing that ever
happened in your experience" Old man,
lyon ARA
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
A wooden sword frightens coward.
Food Tor Consumntjves.

Food for Consumptives.
SCOTS Emulsion Of COD Liver Oil, with
Hypophosphites, il most marvellous food
and medicine. 1t heals the irritation Of the
throat and lungs, and gives flesh and
strength quicker than any other remedy
known. 1t is very pslatable. having none of
the disaGreeable taste of the crude oil.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

"Oh, MOTHER said little boy. who had
been visiting school with bis eluer brother,
"Ilesrned lots to-day. l learned that the
square aud base and perpendicular of a
dght-handed triangle is equal to the sum Of
the hippopotamus.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

All that is necessary in the Samoan land il
for Uncle sam to give his order, Hans OF "
aud Hans will come off.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

limited liability act prevents a man
from paying more debts tbsn suits his COL
veniencs.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Sarah Bernhard punch is to be found at
nearly all receptions these days. They call
1t That because 1t is so thin.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
Tho Pope's Birthday,

ROME, March 5.-Last Saturday was the
seventy ninth anniversary of The birth of
the pope. He received number OF cardi-
nails who rendered their congratulations.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Teachsr-"Why do you not punotuste
your compositions Pupil-Because you
told Us the other day it was vulgar to point. -
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Tea and coffee are well termed ''luIuries
of the grocer kind"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

"Man's inhumanity to man" gives the po-
lice force employment.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Hot water Is said to cure nervousness.
Cold water will, too, If you stay at the bot
tom of it long enough.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

The lazy man digs only small cellar un-
der his house, because man needs but little
here below.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

"1here's queer roomer afloat," remarked
hotel porter, as he fshed an insane suicide
out OF the bath-tub.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

The chappie of to-day is the old fashioned
du 10 dipped in little celravIty. He has
just brains enough to lie nuisance.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Nothing will trip the light fantastic with
more ease than loose brick in the sidewalk.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Old Mr.. Wearilee: ayes, know I'm old
and blind and lame and poor and forgotten,
but never cease to thank the Lord for one
thing parson." "What is that. my frisnd!''
That am not a retired president
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Weak commerce is expected to be strength
ened by belts of railro ads.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
INAUGURATED.
BENJAMIN HARRISON AND LEVI r.
MORTON.

Tho Ipaugural Address in Full rs Listened
to by Thousands of Patriotic Citizens
The Weather Fine and Enthusiasm Ruled
the Multitude,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

The man who is willing 10 give you point
ers is rot to be found at the bench show.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Accidents will happen: Miss Gushington
IL admit, Arthur, that this ID not the first
time I have been engaged, but I'm sure
your noble, generous heart" Little Broth
crisis, the baby has got your bag Of
engagement rings.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

A good woman never scolds unless there
is a man around. Scolding was invented
for his benefit.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

SENATE.

WASHINGTON, d. c., February Gloon
ference reports were considered. The one
ON the Interstate commerce law was de-
bated at length. It is that the same rates
of freight shall be charged for oil IN tanks
as is charged when in barrels. vote was
not reached
Bills we're introduced for the formation
of the states of Idaho and Wyoming.
HOUSE.
The house passed the senate bill for a
public building at Fort Worth, Texas, after
limiting the amount to S75,C00.
The amendment to the Indian appropria-
ton bill providing for purchase of Seminole
Indian lands in the Indian territory was
agreed to in G. mmittee of the whole.
An amendment offered by Mr.. Morrill,, of
Kansas. was agreed to, directing clmmis-
-ioners to treat with the prairie band of the
Pottawatomies aud with the Kickapoos for
sale of their lands in Kansas.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

What is the difference between fog and
falling star? Ones mist on earth and the
9th ,r's missed in heaven.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Tie man " h o speaks of this or that person
as deep" got his idea from testing lard.
Dirty water will put out fire.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

What is thieving on the outskirts? PICK
ing aides pockets.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

When docs the ram become too familiar
with a lady? When It begins to pat her tpat-
ter on the back.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Never Judge q man by the coat he wears.
Il may be borrowed one.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Equipped with q good memory any man
can be pleasing liar.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

The sweet thing young love calls angel i,
often devil.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
Mhsn We have the food tide how does it
get loose?

Not without its drawt acks-the toboggan
slide.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
Black bread is a luxury to the starving.

A blind man is content with an ugly wife
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

FRANK J. CHKxEY makes oath that he is
the senior partner Of the firm Of F. j. CsE-
NEY Il Co., doing business in the City of To-
ledo, County and State Aforesaid. and that
said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUN
DRED DOLLARS foc each and every case
of Catarrh that cannot b cured by the Sc
Of HAIL's CATARRH CUE.
FRANK. ]. CHENEY.
Sworn 10 bsfore me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9Th day Of December, A. ID. Sc
,@, A.W. GLEASON,
SEAL Notary Public.
Halls Csaarrh Cure Is taken internally
and acts directly upon Tie blood and mucus
surfaeeo o. the sy0tem. send for tostimo.
nisls, free. r. J. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, u
Sold b. Dxuegis1st IS eea1s.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
Friday.
--Ar a 49,

WASHINGTON, d. c., March Com
mittee ON public buildings was authorized
to continue investigations of Office of super
vis;ng architect.
AL the pension bills on the calendar were
passed.
Sixty-tvo thousand dollars was put into
the deficiency appropriation bill to reim-
burse railroad and bridge companies for
money expended in protecting the river
bank at East Atchison.
Kansas got 100 added to same bill on
the account of the 5pe- cent fund sale of
public lands within Indian reser yations.
HOUSE
The joint resolution was passed, to pro-
mote commercial union with Canada.
Senate amendments were agreed to, to
the bill for the sale of portion Of The
Fort Dodge reservation to Kansas for the
purpose of state soldiers home.
Conference report on bill to restrict sale
Of public lands to homestead entry was
agreed to.
The house refused 147 to 1O3 to pass the
Des Moines river land bill over the presi-
dents veto.
Thirty-five private pension bills were
passed.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

The house Of representatives adjourned
and proceeded to the senate chamber.
The president and his cabinet, the preei-
dent elect and vice president elect. enter
ed the chamber shortly before noon; the
senate adjourned sine die at 1925
p. m. (the clock having been
set back) Vice President Morton
then took the oath OF office and the
swearing in of the new senators began
After this was over the procession formed
and proceeded to the outside platform,
whore the president at 12:45 began the
delivery Of bis inaugural address.
Before beginning the address the oath
OF Office was administered to General
Harrison and the president then deliv-
cred the following address:
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07
Thursday.

WASHINGTON, d. g., February 2S.-All
the bridge and right of way bills on the
calendar we're disposed of and tie postal
appropriation bill Passed. The senate re-
sumed consideration of the petroleum
amendment to the interstate commerce act,
but sent that bill back to the house non
concurred in.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1889-03-07

Kalamazoo, Mich, was provided for with
a $4,000 start for public building.
There vas an effort to get the house II
vote on the Des Moines river land bill, vetoed
by the president, but consideration was re-
fused it.
The conference report on the army appro.
priation bill was agreed to.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-07-22
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.

A MIRROR, worth 81, given with every Is CAKES
N of Electric Light Soap; four with every box. For
sale by all rstclass groceries. and manufactured by
the JOHNSTON SOAP CO.. Indianapolis.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-07-22
The Modesty of Boyhood.

philadelphia Press.
Little six-year-old Jimmy being permit
ted to see his new born baby brOther-fifth
boy in the family-femarked:
Mamma. am so glad it is boy"
why, Jimmy, are you glad it is boyW
Because, mamma, we will soon have
enough for baseball team"
How many does ittakep asked the fond
parent. when Jimmy innocently replied:
Only nine, mamma"
This is q correct report of the converse
ton occurring between mamma and little
son in village near Philadelphia recently.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1889-07-22
The Thirty-Third Degree.

Philadelphia Press.
Sir Julian Pauncefote, the British minis
ter at Washington, has developed q great
liking for poker and is rapidly mastering
the rudiments of that absorbing game.
After he has learned the first principles it
is likely that Sir Julian will make a pill
grimage to Kentucky, where he can be in
game