Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1889-01-04
IN MAN ouNoeR.
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sttsJugh ~, .n American Citizen.
,,u, WE'LL But thought you
"Nen' earmany by this time!" OK
ssr ls..a n Sergeant Bendall, as Carl Dun
cainleu ys the Woodbridge street |
police lido doan' go. Maybe dere vhas
va dies on me-maype not.
some mo- vou we're discouraged the last
'Dus we're here; you had tried pol
time time ! and got left. Perhaps you have
NV .,ol, something elseF
s'ru .not vhas it, und | shall shtay right
wv learn some new tricks, und !
her f'ona chances to speculate. "
hal T pO me about it." said the ser
To- "a he settled down in his chair.
ss 'M.vpe YOU doan' like to hear from
na ...ppenbornsr' replied Mr.. Dundor
'g ,.h an injured look. "lf l WAS green
ssb grass und some cows ieea ." me-
s b 90 homer, .,,
have you gov >, a.;a t,,a ola ma,
w. melted slowly, dot trick
a. "t Of yhas to wait until more ash
'upI ,oofers yhas in my place, schwear-
w., so md splitting und hugging the
lis md den put in shtick OF wood
s IL. some powder in it und blow EN-
n'' w., neafer saw such schumping
wy r,nninr in your life. 1t vhas
a snougb to kill you nit laughing a
s Granger gifts me dot trick for two
glasses Of beer -,
ayou blow up the loafers?'
,Dot vhas it.
an, You blow up the stove. too, and
Dsrbaus your saloon. Can you afford
,.huv a new stove every time you want
to play the trickP'
" aEhp Does der stoaf go, blow up.
bog
'.Oi course"
"H,m, Idoan' think OF dot before.
~ course der stoaf vhas blown oop nit
Ssr loafers, und maybe der house vhas
Oh FIRE. "
"What else''
.yhell, | figure on some canary
birds. ] can buy EN- in ohermany for
two sh1lings apiece.
yes"
DUnd der price here vhas two dol
lar"
Exactly"
"If | buys one million der profit
vbas oafer million und "a half dollars. "
81 see. You want agents here and
In Germany, and there is the cost OF
Transportation, the loss by death, and
You must find million buyers. Spleen
aid scheme, Mr.. Dunder! | suppose
you'll buy steamer to ship by?'
HIN! get dot speculation for two
dollars in cash. Was he wrongp'
"0h no; go right ahead. Any thing
else%
"What II buy oop all der oranges
IN der country for a million dollars?
Then you could advance prices
fifty per cent and make a heap Of
money
"Shust so. I vhas glad you see II
like me. Dot scheme cost me only
tree dollar
"But where is the million dollars &c
buy with?'
HIN, dots so. Oh! l remember
now. vhas to gif my note for one
year. Dot makes her all satisfactory.
what else?n
"yhell. goes in der railroad PEGS
ness. guess"
How
"ln Mexico. II we build one hun
dred miles Of railroad we get two mil
lion acres of land. Dot land vas
worth twenty million dollar, und del
income Of der road vas fife millions {
year. Here was der figures like som,
grease. Dot pointer cost me two dol
lar"
splendid idea. Mr.. Dunder. why
dontyOu buy the City Hall for 500, 00(
and sell it back to the city for half {
million?'
"By Shorge! but dot was excellent
TWAS wonder | doan' think of do
pefOrem
And say you could buy up fort,
steamboats, this fall for $4,000 apiece
and sell them next spring for doubl,
the money!
"Donder und bitten, but you vas
sharp man, sergeant! | doan' know
you pefore. Shake my hand. How
much shall pay you?"
" that's all right. Mr.. Dunder
lou can always have my advice free.
= Und when make two hoonered mil
n n dollars gif you der best bank il
De'rol' Tor present, Goodbye, ser
seau'' see you quicker again ven
vas millionaire. '-Detrou Free Press
Chinese Have No Nerves.