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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

good than any known remedy.
For SPRAiNS, BRUISES, BACK
ACHE, PAIN in the CHEST or SIDES,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, or any
other EXTERNAL PAIN, a few appli-
cations act like magic, causing the
PAIN to INSTANTLY STOP.
For CONCESSIONS, INFLAMMA~
TONS, SORE THROAT, BRONCH!-
IT'S, COLD in the CHEST, RHEUMA-
TISM, NEURALGIA, LUMBAGO,
SCIATICA, PAINS in the Small of the
Back, etc, more extended, longer con.
tinued and repeated applications are
necessary to effect a cure.
All INTERNAL PAINS, lin the Bow
els or Stomach, CRAMPS, SPASMS,
SOUR STOMACH, NAUSEA, VOM-
TING, HEARTBURN, DIARRHCEA.
COLIC, FLATULENCY, PAINTING
SPELLS, are relieved instantly and
QUICKLY CURED by taking inter
naIlY as directed. Sold by Druggists.
Price SOC.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

A glance at the stage now as it is con
Quoted seems to indicate that Worth makes
the star, the want of him the ballet-girl.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

Husband: "Wife, Dr.. Smith the chirodo
pIst, will dine with Us to-day" Wife: Gal
right; Z viii order cOrned beef.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

George; ''After Miss De Pink. sh? Are
you solid with her father?'' Guss: ''Solid?
Every time I am with her father I am petit
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

An eastern savant has discovered that the
human body contains more bones on Friday
than on any other day Of the week.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

Doctor" said a lady who wanted
little advice gratis, ''What do you do when
you catch cold?'' at cough, madam" was
his polite reply
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

'eWot school OBJ medicine yo' b'Iong TO,
doctor?" ''E don't b'IOng to no school, sab,
rs graduated"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

Why not call them hay widows? Hay is
grass with the greenness squeezed out.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

When a woman shows enough interest in
a man to pick piece of lint of his Overcoat
he can marry her if he only says so.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

A perfect specifc-Dr. Sage's CatarEh
Remedy.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

If afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac
ThOmpsOn's Eye Water. Druggists sell It.25c
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

Doctor: 81 see little Willie has fully re-
covered" Mother; ''Oh, yes, doctor, little
Bill was cured by your big BILL
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08
WhatSCOtt'S Observation-Disclosures
over IS Pounds CainTn 10 Weeks
Experience of a prominent Citizen
HE CALIFORNIA SOCIETY F. r THE
SUPPRESSION OF VICE.
san ERlNcTsro .I1rIrI I'll, 1909 I

HE CALIFORNIA SOCIETY + r TFFEl
SUPPRESSION OF VICE
SAN FRANCIsCOs July 18th, 1856.
I took a severe cold uuon
my chest and lungs and did
not give it proper atten.
tiOn;it developed into bPon.
ChitiS, and in the fall Of the
same year I was threa t.
ened with consumption.
Physicians ordered me to
q more cOngeniaI climate.
and 1 came TO San Francis.
co. Soon after my arrival
IcOmmenced taking ScOtt's
Emulsion OF Cod Liver Oil
with HypOphOsphites reg,
u1aPIy three times a day.
In ten weeks my avOiPdu.
pOis went from 155 to 100
pounds and over; the cough
meantime ceased.
Q. r. BENNETT.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08

II there were more good cooks in this vale
Of tears there would be fewer divorces.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1889-02-08
LAcTATED FOOD as e s5sa % 81 -. ~ :

The most GER
tain and safe
Pain REMEDY
in the world
that instantly
stops the most
excruciating
pains.ltis truly
the greatCON-
.OUEROR OF
PAIN, and has
dnnn m ar .
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
The Reading Room.

The Circulating Library connected
with the Beading Room has been re-
moved to the Office OF the Hon. E. Il.
True, in the Strahorn Block. 1t will
be open on every Saturday afternoon
and evening, from l to o'clock p.
m. Books can be taken from the
library to be held two weeks, upon
the payment of ten cents q volume
with the privilege Of renewal if de-
sired. The library will be kept open
in this way until the Reading Room
is opened again.
The library is a small one, but by
no me ans poor one; AID we hope thai
the liberal patronage which the IL
brary shall receive, will enable it to
be kept up to the requirements OF the
reading public.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
AN EXCELLENT LAW.
How Minnesota Protects the Members
of Her Building and Loan Ass0cia-

How Minnesota Protects the Members
OF Her Building and Loan Associa-
lions.
A law has just been enacted by the
Legislature of the State of Minnesota
which practically makes it impossible
for officers of building and loan asso-
Citations within that State to defraud
their stockholders of any very large
amount of money. The following are
some of its most important provis-
ions:
l. All funds of the Association are
required to be loaned on real estate
security worth at least double the
amount OF the loan and must be Sc
cured by FIRST mortgage.
Z. Mortgages are made non-ne-
gotiahle This will prevent the off
GERS from committing fraud by n.y.
potheca,ing securities.
3. All securities are required to be
deposited ard kept with the State
! Auditor, or some responsible Trust
Company of this State, in trust for all
the members of the association.
4. All cash received is required TO
be promptly loaned Out and must not
be allowed to accumulate.
5. Building Associations are placed
under the immediate supervision and
control of the Bank Examiner.
6. i, is made the duty of the Bank
Examiner to visit the home Office
from time to time and examine the
books, paper, and securities; to see
that proper bonds are given by the
officers; that the funds are kept con
stantly loaned out; that the associa'
tons are honestly managed and the
law complied with in all articulars
z. 1t is also made the duty of the
Bank Examiner to examine the by
: laws of all associations, and if h
; finds anything which is contrary tt
public policy or detrimental to tn
: interests of the members he is required
to strike the same out.
, Members of the American Build
Y ing and Loan Association of Mime
r apolis (which has branch in HALEY
can now rest assured that their inter
. ests are amply protected and thei
investments as safe as the laws ca
5 make them.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
A MISSING MAN TURNS UP.
H. Meagor Back in HALEY, Safe and
Sound.

John H. Meagor, who had been
missing seven weeks, got back to
HALEY last evening, safe and sound.
When he left here he was to return
within ten days; but when he got out
to Lost River he had to hunt up his
horses and run around a great deal
over the stretch of country extending
from Antelope to Nicholla. During
most of this time he was not long
enough anywhere to write letters;
and as he daily expected to start back
he thought he would be here as soor
as letter would reach. So he did
not write.
He secured evidence which, he
thinks, will enable him to recove
over 5000 from man who stole 81
tons of hay from him; but he is still
out couple OF valuable horses which
he cannot afford to hunt for an
longer.
Mr.. Meagor has concluded to qui
ranchng in Eastern Alturas, as h
can do better working at his trad
of engineer.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
S1G,7O to Salt Lake City and Return

Tickets to Salt Lake City and re-
turn, good going the 9Th and return
ing the 10th instant, will be on sale
at the Haley depot from the 4,h to
the 9TH, inst.-both inclusive-for
s1G.7O the round trip. This is done
TO enable all who wish to attend the
Booth. Barrett performances, on the
9TH, 9Th and 9th.
BY way of accommodation the rail,
way officials of Salt Lake City will
secure seats for those who intend to
90, on receipt OF telegram saying
what seats are wanted, and for which
night. Seats reserved in this name
will be held at the box Office OF thu
theater for the parties to call 70
them. AS the demand for seats vii
greatly exceed the supply, all VIII
intend to attend the performance
will have to secure seats in advance
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
THE LOST ATLANTIS.

For many centuries there has been .
tradition Of long lost island called
atlantis.
The Greek geograp.'s located it N
the Atlantic Ocean, west of the north
west part Of Africa and the Pillars OF
Hercules. The sea-kings of Atlant are
said to have invaded Europe and Africa,
and to have been defeated by the Athen-
ians.
All the legends agree that it was vast
island, OF inexhaustible resources, and
inhabited by a race OF superior people.
For ages this island has existed OILY in
legendary lore. But now, when the light
Of modern research is turned full upon
the investigation, behold the lost Atlantis
ct our very doors.
So the bigoted medical fraternity goes
cropping about in this dark, seeking for
an Atlantis or Esculapius, when if they
would investigate, they would behold
the lost Atlantis at their very door.
With their ancient text book, q case of
| physic, paper in their waistcoat giving
| them license to practice, experiment and
dose with their injurious drugs, coulter
| re and perform unnecessary acts, with
| no person or law to hold them account
able, they continue their bigoted, I'M
| justified practice, staring into vacancy,
and imagining that they see in them
selves an Esculapius.
| Wrapped in ancient bigotry, they are
crying out against all Improvements that
| have been made in medical science.
They denounca any new idea advanced
by layman or an opposition school IS o
fraud.
Why?
Bccause humanity will not be beuc-
flied? Not at all, but because their
epecalism did not mako the discovery.
Yet they concede that there is no rem
edy known to their materia mcdica that
will cure an advanced kidney malady
and the diseases arising therefrom-al-
though many OF them know from crown
ing proof that Warmers Safe Cure will
bat uuscrupulously treat symptoms and
call them disease, when in reality they
know they are but symptoms.
A few of the more honest physicians
admit that Warmers Sale Cure is valu-
able remedy, and q great blessing to
mankind, but say in 80 many words
when asked why they do not prescribe
it, that they cannot, according to their
code.
j. Nevertheless, tho world is fast becom.
ing satisfied that the cure for kidney and
liver diseases, in whatever form or con
dition, has been discovered, and there
is no doubt but what Warmers SAFE Cure
and it's fame will live long after such
bigotry as we have instanced is dead anc
buried.
: The late eminent physician and writer
DR.. J. &. Holland, published in Serb
ner's Monthly" and showed his opinio,
OF such bigotry, and no doubt was salts
fed that Atlantis might possibly be dis
covered in a proprietary medicine, When
he wrote editoria'ly, as follows:
Nevertheless, it is 6 fact that man.
of the best proprietary medicines OF tn
day were more successful than many G
. the physicians, and most of them,
should be remembered, were first dis
covered or used in actual medical prac
. tice. When, however. any shrewd pei
son, knowing their virtue. and foreseein
their popularity, secures and advertise
e them, then, in the opinion of the bigotsd
all virtue went out OF them"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
NipDed In the Bud.

Is it not better to nip consumption,
the greatest scourge OF humanity, in
the bud, than to try to stay its pro
gress on the brink of the grave? A
few doses of CALIFORNIA; most useful
production, Santa Able, the king Of
Consumption, will relieve, and a
thorough treatment will cure. Nasal
Catarrh, too often the forerunner Of
consumption, can be cured by Califor
MIA Cat.r-cure. These remedies are
sold and fully warranted by J. A
Rupert, at 81. or three for $3.50.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
THE SECOND DISTRICT COURT,
Third Day Of the May, 1889, Term
His Honor H. W. Weir, c. j., Presid.

Third Day Of the May, 1889, Term
His Honor H. W. Weir, c. j., Presid.
ing.
Joseph Franz VS. County Commits
sioners of Alturas Co. Judgment
as prayed for.
F Drake ct al vs. Gus Bohlke ct al.
Motion to dissolve injunction
waived.
Ira B Perrine VS. r l. Brown ct ux.
Continued until matter in contro-
versy is acted on by the United States
Land Office.
Annie Richan vs. William Richan.
Referred to the Clerk.
Thos E Logan ct al VS. VIM Dill
Demurrer Withdrawn. Defendant
has 10 days to answer.
J Dewing & Co vs. Leon Fuld ct
al.-Demurrer withdrawn. Defend
ants have till next Monday to answer.
Columbia NJ Co VS. Bear Creek M
Co.-Ordered on calendar.
Mary M Marquis vs. Andrew Mar
quis. - Defendant ordered to pay
1880 counsel fee and costs, forthwith.
In re E H Hendrick, insolvent.--
Final discharge.
J. F. Carothers, successor, etc vs. w
H Bailey.-Plaintiff has Is days to
amend.
Geo A Black VS. VIM NJ Wilson ct
al.-Dis missed without prejudice.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
ruE "TIMES" WEATHER REPORT.
LOCAL JOTTlNGS.

w. H. Savidge, of Pocatello, is in
town.
Hon. John. Gray, of Boise City,
came in to-day.
J.C.Fox sells ladies', misses and
chiIdren's shoes at Eastern prices.
Go to W. S. Marks to have your
house, sign and carriage painting,
paper.ha"ging, calcimining, etc, done,
aud carpets taken up aud relaid.
Mrs. Sarah Roach will keep for
sale. to families and other., all kinds
OF fine pastry, bread, etc. Her estah-
l.shment is u, Rupert's corner.
Judge Turner, part owner OF the
Idahoau mine, arrived TINS morning.
after several months absence in Mon
taua and Colorado. He will remain
here thus summer.
The Western Union Telegraph Of
Gee in this city transacted more busl'
ness last month than during any other
month for a todg time. Over 4oo
messages were sent hence.
Gentlemen: Please call and exam
inc my new SELECTION OF choice SUIT
inqs =. the very pick OF the San
Francisco market.
ANDERSON, the Tailor.
J.. Wilton left for the Eastern
States last Saturday. 1t is to be
hoped that Tie session OF the grand
;urv. which was on the eve OF begin.
ming when Mr.. Whitton left, had
nothing to do with his departure
Mrs. G.. A. French has returned
from Washington Territory to look
the country over and ascertain II y
would pay her husband to come bach :i
here to go into business. She VII
probably remain couple OF weeks.
The telegraph office at the Halle!
depot is always open from Z to
o'clock every evening. After tina
hour it is exceedingly difficult always
and sometimes impossible, to get
dispatch off before next morning
Ore is beginning to come IN iron
the mines, and the outlook for heav
shipments this year is excellent It,. 10 70
the four months ending the first IN
slant the shipments exceeded IN va al'l
those during the same period OF loos
by $4,000.
Among the arrivals on today
no th bou d train was MI. Nrar
Ia, Tor, from Minneapolis, brother-l'
law to Ed. Angel. Mr.. Taylor come
to make home for himself and ian
ilv in Idaho, and will settle either
Hai!ey or the Lost River region
From Adams fall disease came.
when mortal man is not to blame
For sickness. ills and raging PAIN r;,, moi,
Jyse S,xARIrAN NERvINE, and 20" viii gam
It's known all over the world ny Names
Masters disease and conqu RI paul.
Cares the eck and heals the lame:
At druggists, SI.50. or -four Tor 3D.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
To the Public.

Mrs. LeGrande has taken charge OF
the Nevada Hotel aud will run 1t IN
connection with her own. She can
give roo~s by the week or month";
more reasonably than any lodging
house in town.
Persons desiring quiet lodgings
can be accommodated.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
Cough! and Conyh!! and Congh!!!

What in The world is the reason you
will cough and keep coughing and still
keep trying inferior medicines when
BEGGS' CHERRY COUGH SYRUP
will positively relieve your cough at
once! This is no advertising Scheiae,
but an actual fact ana we guarantee At.
j. A. Rupert, Druggist.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
The WCapital.O

Tie first issue of this new Boise
newspaper is out. 1t is four-pager,
five columns to the page, of less than
standard width, but makes credit
able showing. Published weekly; 81
per snnum.
We welcome it to our exchange
list, and hope that it will prosper.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
Alturas County Warrants AZ far'

Alturas county warrants, drawn
against the current expense iuhu'
received a. par at this Office, in pay
meat of subscription or advertising
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
Seeds I Seeds 4! -! Seeds -!

A large stock of GRASS sEEps-a''
kinds-just received by the
COFFIN HARDWARE COMPANY,
Elailev and Bellevue.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
NORTH and SOUTH
AL
HALEY DEPOT,
GEO. LAMUNYON,
Agent.
Homestead rroof.
LAND OFFICE AT HALEY, IDAHO,

LAND OFFICE AT HALEY, IDAHO,
May 7, 1889
Notice is hereby given that the following. named
settler las flied notice of her intention TO make
final proof in support Of her claim, and that said
proof will be made before the Register and Re-
ceivtr at HALEY IDAHO on June 10th. 1889. viz:
Mrs. Efie Boyle, deserted wife of Frank Boyle,
who made homestead entry for the N 4 Section
SO, Township north, Range "a east. She names
the following witnes es TO prove her continuous
residence upon and cultivation Of, said land. viz:
Psul Thomss OF Lost river. Idaho; Esau Weaver,
of Era. tdaho and Alfred /. Lamb and l. N. Sui
nvan, OF HALEY, Idaho.
H.O. BILLINGS. Register.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
LETTER LIST.

List of Letters remaining in the HALEY tldaho)
Postoffice for the week ending May 4, 1850
Persons calling for any of these Letters will please
say Advertised"
Eas'ey, TT Nicholson. John
Ehrgood. A Powers. B
Miller. James Sharp. Miss Kate
GUY HAMMER, Postmaster.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
Paine'e
Celery Compound

F. G. STlCKNEY, Druggist, Havana, Ala.
Moral: Use painos Celery Compound and stop
ruinin. the intestinal tract with harsh purg.-
tive pills e1.oA Six for $500. Druggists
WELLS, RICHARDSON CO., Burlington, w.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1889-05-08
Ice Cream aud Cakes,

Every day and evening, at Mrs.
Roach's Bakery and Restaurant.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-04-17
The CantaIoupe Crank.
philadelphia News.l


As a summer breakfast dish the canta.
loupe is undeniably a treat, for it is both
meat and drink, and the man who has
cantaloupe for breakfast needs little else
than good bread and butter and a little
relish OF some sort. Cantaloupe in its
place is all right. but not so in the places
where the cantaloupe crank would have
1t This species of the genus crank is the
person who tells you there Is nothing like
cantaloupe. He eats It three times a day
and he has as many different ways of eat
ing 1t as we are told there are of eating
oranges He eats it plain with a spoon
In the morning; with fork at noon.
when no spreads nauseating compound
OF pepper aud salt all over it.
thus Disgusting its delicate taste, and with
wine and sugar on it at night, which is
even W orse than the pepper and salt
such crank tells you that the sugar
In cantaloupes fattens you; that the Juices
make the blood clear. and so on through
long catalogue of benefits to be derived
from his favorite until his talk sounds
like tho recommendation of a patent med.
tcine instead of the praises Of a simple
and delicious fruit.
Luckily the cantaloupe crank Is harm
less, and nearly all that he says is true:
but after all, the best way to enjoy can.
taIoupe is simply to eat It when you feel
like II, and simply be glad that nature
supplies so acceptable a dish for the
summer breakfast table
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-04-17
How Grant stiTenod Up An Aide.

An old army officer told me the other
day how Gen Grant once revived the
tagging courage of one of his staff Off
Gers The latter, when he was first as.
signed 70 duty under Grant. had never
been I'm any serious engagement Almost
the first day that he reported to Grant he
was placed under 8 fire of the hottest and
most severe kind The screaming of the
balls, the roaring of tho cannon, and the
sharp crack and rattle of the musketry
thoroughly demOralized him He became
absolutely sick and paralzyed with fear.
lie was so weak from nervous excitement
that he lost physical control over himself.
Grant came up at the very climax of
mis- fright aud noticing hts pale face. his
blue lips, and chattering teeth, he said.
Captain, you are frightened. That is
natural enough. You will get over Il.
Suppose, continued Grant II should
come to you with hat containing ninety
nine white beans and one black one. and
1 should ask you TO thrust your hand into
the hat at venture and pick out the black
bean; do you think your chance of get
ting that black bean would be very good?
Wen, your chance for being hit under
this fire IS no greater than your chance
for drawing the black bean. This OIL
Ger at once took heart and from then on
he never showed the slightest sign of fear
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1889-04-17
10 Take Care of an oiIcIotb.

An oilcloth should never be scrubbed with
q brush, but, after being swept, should be
cleansed by washing with a soft flannel and
Iukewarm water or cold tea On no account
use soap or water that Is hot. as either
would have bad effect on the paint When
the oilcloth is dry, rub it well with a small
portion OF a mixture Of beeswax softened with
a minute quantity Of turpentine, using for
Snls purpose soft furniture polishing
brush The following Is also used to MAKE ofI
cloths look well Wash them once a month
with skim-milk and water, equal ouanti-
ties of each; rub them once In three months
with boiled hnseed OIL put on very little.
rub 1t well in with a rag and polish with a
piece of old silk.-Demorest' Monthly