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The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
English Proverbs.
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Hear twice before you speak once.
He dances well TO whom fortune pipes.
He doubles his gifts who gives in time.
He fights with his own shadow.
He giveth twice that giveth ID thrice.
He has bee in his bonnet
He has bought his noble for pence.
He has had bite upon his bride.
He is a wise man who speaks little.
He is proper who hath proper conditions.
he knows not a B from bulls foot
He knows not hawk from a handsav.
he lacks most that longs most.
Help the lame dog over the stile.
He liveth long and liveth well.
He'll find some hole TO creep out at
He loses nothing for the taking.
He loses his thanks who promises and de-
layeth.
He loses nothing that keeps God for his
He loves roast beef well that ticks the spit.
He may be contented who needs neither Dor.
row nor hatter.
He must stoop low that hath low door.
He plays well that wins.
He's a Jack in Office.
He's gone upon a sleeveless errand.
BE that always complains is never pitied.
He that BOWS in the dust fills his eyes.
He that falls in an evil cause falls in the
DEVILS frying-pan.
He that goes borrowing goes sorrowing.
He that has no shame has DO conscience.
He that hath no silver in his purse GnoJld
have silver on his tongue
He that hath a good harvest may be content
with some thistles.
He that is angry Is seldom at ease.
He that is warm thipkssil are so.
He that lendeth loefes double lloses both bis
money and his friend.l
He that licks honey from thorns pays too
dear for it.
He that lies down with dogs must expect to
rise with heas
He that lives not well one year sorrows for
il seven.
He that iveth wickedly can hardly die hon
estly.
He that reckOns without his host must reckon
again.
He that runs fast must not run long.
He that runs in the night stumbles.
He that plants not corn plants thistles.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
The Prize List.

For best lots OF there original puzzles, specified:
T. any kind of puzzles fifteen dollars: ?, illustrated
puzzles, large Atlas of the World 3. "forms' Of
any kind FIVE dollars A. transpostions anagrams,
two dollars; s. charades. two dollars; s. numericas,
two dollars letter enigmas two dollars S, decap-
tations, two dollars g. curtailmeDts, two dollars
10, diamonds two dollars; II, squares, two dollars
10, stars, dollar; H. double triple acrostics,
one dollar; II, half-squares, one dollar; l5 rhom-
boids. dollar. In addition, ten fine books will
be awarded as special prizes.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
No social BAR

MADAM, I will thank you for piece of your
justly celebrated pie, said the tramp, with q
low courtesy.
You viii get no pie here" replied the
woman.
'Is there any good reason why cannot get
pie here%
There IS"
''Name IT,"
"We have no pie"
every well. That's frank and honest. But
it would have panied me TO hear you say there
was any social bar 10 my partaking of pie az
your hands," and he moved on TO the next
house.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
No. eS42-Card Puzzle.

A pack of twenty-seven cards was distributed one
card at time, into three packs OF nine cards each.
These three packs were taken up and distributed
again in three new packs, the first of the former
packs being distributed 6rst, the second next, and
the third last This process was then again repea ed
The ace of spades happened TO be in the first pack
the first time, in the second pack the second time
and in the third pack the last time. What position
did this card occupy in the original pack?
]. H FFZARDIF
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
UnpIeasantly Suggestive.
Boston Journal. I

An eight-vear-old boy, whose supera-
bundant animal spirits require an occas-
ional check, was looking at some proofs of
photographs of his mother which had just
been sent home. There were two views,
and the youngster was very decided in his
preference for one over the other.
who do you prefer that?" asked his
mother
Because" said he, Gin the other one
you look as if you meant il"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14

Franklin park and an occasional hour on
the Common or Public garden is the sum
total of their rustic pleasure. One little
miss who had probably read of country
scenes and experiences, voiced her own
preference for the city in the following
quaint way: 81 guess we have a better
time here, lookin' in the nice store wind
ers and playin' on the Common, than be-
in scared by snakes, chased by COWS and
gettin' lost in the woods"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
What and Which,

II1TNI70VH "VWEIIdIsI
"What are the four great lakes between
Canada and the Gulf OF Mexico?' asked
Lewiston mother of her youngest and
only, whose geography she was coming.
water" said the boy. The mother pom
dered a moment and then looked into the
geography again and found herself in
error. She should have asked, (Which
are the the four great lakes, ETC." This
question repeated, the boy answered cor
rectly. It's a smart seven-year-old who
knows the difference between what and
which.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
No. 2s43-NnmericnI.

The youngsters gather in the barn,
And all the corn there heaped in piles;
Will telling each q merry yarn.
With cheeks all wreathed in pleasant smiles
T. /, 2, OF ancient times
Danced JOLLY on s, = s,
Or sang some ditty of old Grimes
Who may chance have been alive.
Bucolic songs are pleasing ones,
And rural ways move hearts TO glee,
Ahead of puzzlers' ways and puns,
Or modern sports and melody.
IAsPIRo.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
A Clever Ruse.

Mrs. Harpy-"How did you manage to &C.
ouire such fortune from that little pamphlet,
How TO Make DynamiteY" Mr.. Sharply
used to offer the book, then pull out foot sec
ton of two-inch gas pipe, loaded with paper
aud piece OF rope in one end for q fuse. and
finished Everybody thought il was genuine
and subscribed 10 get rid Of me-"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
Nh 2s46-nlssentinn.

In history seek famous Greek
Divide ia three his name,
The head, the heart, and neither part,
Will read each way the same.
The latter two combined by you,
Will name mystic stone,
That forth the gravest measures gave
When SOILS beams on IL shone.
The first will make a turbaned sheik-
At titles, Pm fright.
Aud often think Don should rank
Between a Deg and Knight
fWILLIAM Wilson.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
Dangerous Labor.
lJudge.I

Bobbett-"Pretty bad cash you've got, Nc
CURE"
Mcclure pleasantly )-"Pfwhich one?"
Bobbett-"Why, on your cheek, Been fight
ing%
McGuire-"Divil a fight. Pm afhter bein'
shaved be a def an dumb barber, an tn poor
felly had t do his talkin' wild tn hand that held
tn raznren
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
Not the Right KIND of Dew.

Keogh-"What is the natter Murray; you
look awful"
MurTay-"Oh, am not feeling we'll"
Keogh-"Yon should get up early, chappie,
aud catch the morning dew"
Murray-"Thats chestnut. / got up one
morning early, my wasbwoman saw me, and
got what was due from me-"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
Boston Times.I

That was a very frank little miss who,
when the minister, in calling upon her
family, asked her what she went to Sum
day-school for, instantly replied: ITO see
the little bows"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
short Talk.

Party on Crutches-"Pless.' sor. an wcald We
help poor wan-legged lady"
Party with Grip-"Nop
Party on Crutches-"Ye sassy devil, "a
needn't be so dom short about H."
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
Two Immediate Answers.


Rev. Mr.. Primrose-"Do you know
where you will go if you do these naughty
things?"
Little Johnnie-"Yes, sir-go to bed"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
KNOTTY PROBLEMS.

I0ur readers invited to furnish original eng
mas, chsradeS, riddles REFUSES, and other "Knotty
Problems" addressing all communications relative
this department to E. r Chadbourn. Lewiston, Ne ]
No. 2S39-Charade.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
Good sinkers.

Husband-"Nora.w what are thesew
Wife-"Dumplings."
Husband-"Dumplngs, dumplings, eh?
Well, Just put them on plate for me, and keep
them till tomorrow morning. Pm going bass
fishing and I'll use them for sinkers"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
The Evidence OF Things Seen.
boston Budget

A Boston child, being taken for the first
time to the beach, became very much in
terested in the crowds of bathers disport-
ing in the water. Finally, as numbers of
the bathers began to return to the bath
houses, the child's sympathies became i'm
mediately aroused, and turning 10 her
mother she said sorrowfully: They must
be very poor folk, mamma, they've got so
little clothes on"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14

2SS8-Elke, elk.
2s84-He carried: I, the strawberries 10 the step
ping stone; ?, the eggs TO the landing place. B
the strawberries TO the landing place; e. the
tomatoes 10 the stepping stone the straw berries
the wagon s the eggs to the stepping stone; z the
strawberries 10 the stepping stone the potatoes 70
the landing place the Strawberries 20 the landing
place; TO- the eggs 10 the wagon H. the strawberries
10 the wagon ~ the tomatoes to the landing place
49, the Strawberries 10 the stepping some; IL, the
eggs 10 the landing IS the strawberries TO the land
ing place.
2sS5-Woli fowl Gov.
aS26-Ue-at
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
Hanged In Reality.


Epoch.
Tenderfoot--"What did the boys do about
that horse-stealing case?"
Arizona Joe-"Hung the thief. stranger"
Tenderfoot-"In effigy, | snpposep
Arizona Joe-"Nawi In that patch o. woods
over yander."
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
30. es4o-How MANY Transformntions?

NO. 2S4O-How Many Tran formations?
Once, as l wandered up and down
The quaint streets of foreign town,
saw curious looking fellow
Sheltered beneath huge umbrella;
And, while wondered at the throng
That followed in his path along,
He TO the eager crowd displayed
The symbols of a jugglers trade.
First posing high weapon bright,
10. lucious fruit appears in sight;
He cuts the rind or outer part,
And leaves an organ for its heart
Next with his lance he moWs the grain
And plants. nor lets Que spire remain.
Again he holds his pointed dart,
Again cuts of the outer part;
Presto! We see a vegetable
Evolved with ease from Darwin's fable
And now be Yields his wondrous dart
To illustrate his magic art,
And turns il DER, as oft before,
To analyze il yet once more.
Again he holds the wand upright,
Then drops a second out OF sight,
And turns the remnant DER to say,
THE dry leaves fall on autumn day
Marks dates and changes, and il measures
The frugal FrenchmanS dearest treasures"
''Wondrous maCicians!" here ! cried,
"Retain your weapon, true and tried,
Headless, curtailed tits equal still,
For turned, il deals blow at will"
Again be poises in his hand
His sim pie lance, magic wand,
'Seel cleft in twain, a fragment lost,
Upon the pillows it is tossed.
Enough No more may reveal,
II my secret would conceal
And yet within this wand hide
The waters OF the ocean wide!" tTRAyZA.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
No. 2s45-Diamond.

/. letter ?. An inclosed seat in a church. B.
The solid secretions OF zoophytes. 4. Dysentery.
s. Derived from different sources (Supp1 6. A
kind Of pie. Z. A plant Of the genus andchdris. s.
Handsome trees. 9. Oozes. 10. Spanish cham
piOn. H. A letter. r. o. CHESTER
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
Food For Contentment.
boston Budeet.i

Like all great cities the mass of the peo-
pie OF Boston can not afford the luxury OF
a heightened sojourn in the country, and
with many OF the little ones day In
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
No. 2s44-Anapram.

By motion 7 ndned'' they are Mormons,
Marrying many and many a wife,
And against the laws of heaven
They lead an unla full life. TPAT RIoT
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14
tTRAyzA
No. 2s41-pouble Letter Enigma


blessed" is the man
Free" from priDldrS letters;
"Blest are all who can
Say they are not debtors"
Nightmare of the soul,
Nothing last, is prinas;
Strive, then. 10 be iDbole-
And I'll end my rhyme.
BITTER SWEET.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1889-08-14

The boy in the upper picture evidently wishes to
first. The dog will get second If he catches hare
Master Frank, at work in the snow, exhibits Ubole.
VITO.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24

reclaimed" lands of the Disston Company,
and proves that more capital and more en-
terprise must be expended to make the
dredging system success even sgainst the
elements.
But the North will be only too eager to
see the proposed scheme success, and as
these certain capitalists have slots of money
and little use for it, the experiment would
be worth attempting. And when Florida
flowers sell so cheap in Northern cities that
"a dollar will load ones dinner table or
smother ones sweetheart. according to
taste" then will the tropical blooms add
one more tribute to the genius of Yankee
dom. NJ. NJ.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24
Preveutive work for Wom,n.

Among other lines of work is that of "Pre-
ventive Work Done by the Ladies of the New
York Bible and Fruit Missions" Cards are
printed and distributed at different points
among porters and attendants around the sta
tions and with the waiting women. The work
had been previously explained, and they were
asked to cooperate in the work. From these
different points the cards would be borne back
to the mission by persons saying, Some one
gave this to me- or 81 was directed to you"
The cards read as follows:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24
PROTECTIVE WORK,

Women desiring Christian sympathy and aid,
wishing to be directed to cheap and respectable
lodgings are invited to make themselves known
to Miss -, the Protective Missionary of the
New York Bible and Fruit Mission, 4l8 East
Twenty-sixth street, New York.
These cards were left as well with many large
drygoods stores, in hospitals, with nurses every
where, so that opportunity would be given
those seeking aid in this way. What was done
with those making application? Their wants
were studied; sometimes nights lodging was
after for days until employment was furnished,
Such work could be more frequently done than
it is, and the expressions of gratitude that are
made and the real work done are alike graf
flying.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24
No Ahxnnca In cnrnat.

At Edward Groetzinger's. We paid more
for the spring stock than the goods sold at
last season, but will sell all grades at old
prices. Mammoth carpet and curtain
house, 627 and 629 Penn avenue.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24
TN FL0RA'S DOMAIN.
The Beauties and Glories of Sunny
Southern Florida
in TIE EARLY SPRING TIME.
4 DiScOuraging Outlook for Yankee Capt.
talists, Who Propose
TO CORNER THE FLOWER MARKET
I TIE EARLY SPRING TIME.
% CORNER THE FLOWER MARKET
rcoRRkspoxDExcr OF THE DISPATCH,

OUTH FLORIDA,
March 21.-Yankee en-
perprise again knocks
at the door of lovely,
lazy Florida This
beautiful, trackless,
tropical wilderness is
every day being forced
into prosaic progress.
The scheme of certain
New York capitalists
to raise flowers in Flor
ida for Northern mar
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24

ExTRAoKDINARE kid glove bargains
this week at Rosenbaum & Co.'s.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24
} G. REINEMAN-

So AND 81 SIXTH STREET.
Headquarters for Costumes of ali descriptions.
for hire at reasonable prices.
mhi7-S6-su F. g. RE1NEMAN.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24
SQUEEZE THEIR FEET.
Women's Small Shoes, Corns, Bun
ions and Kindred Subjects.
THE OTHER SEX EQUALLY GUILTY.
Interesting Interviews With Shoemakers
and Chiropodists.
VEHEMENT DENIALS OF THE FAIR ONES
rwn1rrnN ZOE THr plsrArcH.l

OW, when q woman is
accused Of lacing too
tightly. and woman has
suffered from this aecu-
sation as far back as we
have any history at al,
she always does two
things. In the first
place she Indignantly
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24
MEMS CLOTHING.

The best of the best, the finest of
the fine, everything as near perfec-
ton as human skill can make.
Quality, fit, make and the abnor-
mally low prices are their recon-
mendation. We've been famed for
years for our superb styles and high
quality goods and we intend to make
this season further and still greater
inroads with the business done by
high-priced merchant tailors. Wen
convince gentlemen that it is pure
folly for them to pay outrageously
high prices for their clothing when
they can get here goods better in
every way for anywhere from one
third to one-half less money.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-03-24

Horsford's Acid Phosphate,
Useful in all forms of dyspepsia.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-08-01
LooAI. naEvuTIEs.


The open season for grouse pheasaDta
and ehiekensbegins to-day.
u. A. Bilger Is building large, two
story residence on Sixth street.
"A new and handsome bus has been
received for the use Of The Yakima"
Only nineteen marriages have been
celebrated in Yakima county this year.
The firm Of Spinning 4 Robertson
has been dissolved, Mr.. Spinning retiring.
There is a project on foot 10 build q
new opera house, 10 cost in the neighbor.
hood Of 10000.
Mrs. X. d. Snipes Is now in San
Francisco. She writes that she. will re.
turn no more to the bosom Of her hus.
band.
&C. scow, n. p. rosdmasteT, has
bought the residence Of j.. H. Needhsm,
on the west side Of the track. Considefa.
ton, $500.
The HERALD IL now prepared to do
all kinds Of job printing, from a visiting
card to full sized poster, and in the best
style Of art, too.
Judge Caulkins will hold 3 special
term Of court at Ellensburgh. beginning
Monday next. The Ahtanum water
cases are set for hearing Tuesday.
The Winnings and Mr.. Vance returned
from Soda Springs, Tuesday, and report
that In the neighborhoOd Of two hundred
people from Yakima are encamped there
twenty dollars and registered letter
addressed to Frank Jourdan was the
plumber gained by the burglars who en-
tered the Wenas PostofRce some days
since.
DIR. B. M. Savage received this week
from Canton, Ohio, Harvard" operat'
ing chair which Is the most complete
piece Of furniture Of the kind manufac'
tured.
The county commissioners will meet
on Monday next as q board Of equaliza-
ton. for the adjustment Of any errors
which may have occurred in the assessors
report.
"A numerously signed petition, praying
for the purchase Of q steam FIRE engine,
was presented to the council Monday
evening but that body indefinitely tabled
the paper.
Pay your dog tax. The marshal d
around looking up unlicensed CANNES
and II will be found less expensive to 6rsi
pay your tax than to take your dog out d
the pound and then pay It.
DIR. SchleAsinger, the medium, left
for Walla Walls Tuesday. He was quite
successful here and will return In Q ShorI
time. Through his efforts . spituAlistiC
society has been organized.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-08-01
NOTICE ron PUBLICATION.

LAND OFFrcE AT NoRTH YAKIMA, W. TIL
June 20, 1889.
NOTICE is hereby given that the following
IN named settler has fled notice Of his inten
ton to make final proof In support Of bis claim
and that said proof win be made before the reg
lister and receiver At north yakima, ". T., on
Thursday, August sth, 1859, viz;
EDGAR I. STONE, =
Desert Land Application No. ~, for the sWI<
NE1t, Nwl< SEA, and E1S eE1 Z, Sec. p, Up. II,
NR0 E., IN. He names the following wit.
nesses TO prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation Of, said land, viz: william Steel
Peter D. Brook II. J. Bicknell and Andrew Kuntl
all Of North Yakima, W. T. Any pefson,whode
sires 10 protest against the allowance Of sHch
proof, or who knows any substantial reaAon, un'
der the laws and regulations Of the Interior De.
partme1t, why such proof should not be allowed
will be given an opportunity at the above men
toned time and place 10 cross-exAmine the wit.
neBaea Of said claimant, and 10 offer evidence In
rebuttal OF that submitted by said claimant
jylauS IRA N. KRUTZ, Register.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-08-01
Personal.

Judge J. B. Reavis Is at Olympia.
Paul Law and wife are at the Springs.
JudOe I R Jewis hss vone In Bos,ou.
Mass
NIX Ni,.ho,s ra.n,n.d f,or o,v,Dp;s
to-day.
=.
the citv
,
Geo. W. hoiDrook' Of fortland' arrived
II. J. kilgour' OF Fort Simcoe' spent
sunday in the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. B. Bushnell have gone
to Portland on visit
Walter A. Bull, Of Kittitas county,
spent sunday in Yakima
Rev. L. J, Whitcomb and wife, Of Col.
dsndale, spent last Sunday in the city.
AID. Charlton, general passenger aRen,
Of the N, p, stopped OF at Yakima Fyi.
day,
Chas, Jeffr;es returned 10 Yakima last
Wednesday after an absence Of ahout n
veay.
E.P. Caldwell, G. s. ProwelI and L. O.
Reid, Of EllensbuxEh, spent Monday in
the city.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1889-08-01

LAND orrrcr At NOnIH YAEIzA, ". I

LAND oVTIeE At MONTH YAEIMA, ". TIL
July u, 1850.
NOTICE ia hereby given that the following
IN named settler has fled notice Of his inten
don 70 make nnal pgOof IN support Of his elaim,
and that aaid proof viii BE- inside before Register
and Receiver Of o. 8. Land once at North Yah
ina, W. T., on September H. 1850, viz:
GEORGE KER,
OF Mckee, W. T., who made D. 9. No. 2oos for thl
MEX Of Sec. 10, TWP. -, north Of Range q east
He names the following witnesses 70 prove hi
continuous residence upon and cultivation ol
Said land, viz: George white, n. A. Cunning
hame, c. b. Hyland aud James Grover, all 81
Moxee, WashinGton Territory.
Any person who desires TO protest againsl
the allowance Of such proof, or who knows any
substantial reason, under the law and regula-
tons Of the Interior Department., why such
proof should not Be allowed, VIII be given an
opportunity Of the above mentioned time and
place 70 erosse1amine the witnesses Of aid
claimant and to oiier evidence in rebuttal Of
jT2Sst IRA n. KRUTz. Register.