The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-09-18
BRIGHT BITS.

WHAT sort of fellow are your spoke the
hnb TO the wheel, that you are always strong
eest when you are tired. '-BtRgaanst Repub-
Hcan.
A FAST young fellow about to marry. speak
ing of lis intended said to a friend of his: in
short she has everything in her favor-iortune,
wealth. and money."-Le Mosque de Fer.
GAssAwAY-Paris suits me down to the
ground. Tn becoming regular Parasite.
sawyer Nv no has been paying for mis- drinks
Up.
NINE FAsHIoNNE-D you meet any nice men
at Bar HARDER is summer?
La age-Men? There were some Philadel-
phla dudes and some actors there, but no men.
-Llfe
LITTLE ELsIE-O, take me up, mamma. It's
so muddy.
MammA-walk across, that's good girl
Mamma has all she can do to carry poor Fido.
Life
BEGGAR-A thousand thanks, my good sir
Tor the splendid coat you have given me. but
cannot wear 1t. Ii would ruin my businessmen
a soul would give me a farthing .-Fliegende
Batter.
A WRITER says that "only a woman under
stands the higher use of flowers" The writer
aforesaid las evidently had his view of the
stage obStructel by female hat garnsh d
WIN boquet foot high-NOrriStoIon Herald.
CouNsEL-Did you observe anything particu-
lar about the prisoner?
Witness-Yes! his whiskers
Counsel-What did you observe with refer
ence to his whiskers?
Witness-That he had none Puck.
DoN'T think so much about yourself
It's very reprehensbe;
Or feel, Waen dressed in garments new.
That all the world stand still to view
IL has no time to waste on YOU,
Brace up, and be more sensible.
Philadelphia Press.
WHAT you working at now. 'Rastus!'
I've oxen lob Of carpenter work boss
mending up de holes in old Dr. Schmertz's
stable"
Can you hit a nail on the head every timer"
Not yet, san; but can hit de nail on dc
thumb four times out o. three. "-Pltcs.
GooDE CATcHE-By .jove! what stunning
creature May Blossom is.
Miss Chevious-lndeadl
Goode Catche-Yes; you know she's so well
poised, so sure of herself.
Miss Chevious-Well, she ought to be: she has
known herself long enough.-Trtst.
DoELEY-That seems to be a good rule which
Mr.. Gladstone and his wife observe.
Cumso-WhaU is it?
when he insists his wife submits; when she
insists he submits -
Yes, that's u .ood rule. NV wife and I fol-
low it, too-at least the last part of it. "-Neao
York Sun.
HENRY-Yes, Fred was over in Deacon Small's
watermelon patch last night, Charlie. and he
undertl ok toomuch.
Characterized TO bring away more than he
could manage, did he?
Honeywell, slightly. The poor fellow tried
to walk off with steel trap when it was chained
to a stump.-IIate.
MUDGE-Iabsley and Miss Flyppe have been
out on the balcony for over an hour | belieya
he has been kissing her. I'll just notice her
when they come in and see il she is blushing or
looks embarrassed.
Wickwire-Youre foolish It is the man Won
want to watch for signs of embarrassment in a
case OF that kind.-IerIe Haute Erpl ess
PATRICK lin Ireland)-Sure it's a foine conn
thry Ameriky is, Biddy Oi'll be afther startin'
there at once.
Ri ldy-Dyez not have to work there the
same as mere?
Patrick-No, indade; me brother Moike.
writes that he is a policeman. an has nntbino
to do but Shtand on a corners and assist folne
ladies across the Strate, an ate oranges an nuts
an bananas-Neto York Weekly.