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Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

Bfsz0r HCyrIVGroS, Of Syracuse, y.
Y. has written for Che Fsrn an able
analysis Cf the frivolty of fashionable
socirty and makes an able argument 20
show shat the force and time spent hv
sCcial requirements might greatly AL
vance the work Of the world. There s
81 htt.e douhs about this latter fact shat
lt would seem that the able Bishop was
wasting f7rce aud tms when he wrote
fra arllner.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12
TREAsURER's NOTICE.

CRY TREAsURER's OFFIcE.
grand RaFIDs. Mich. Oct. =. 1882.
Notice Is hereby given that the assessment
roll for the construction Of sewer in
the alley in Block a. Dexter Fraction
Is now in nv hands. and that I viii receive
payment thereon for the period Of twenty davs
from THIS date. az the ofiics Of the City Treas
urer. City Han.
GEORGE r. PERRY.
oct - City Treasurer.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12
TheObSerVer
Wheat, Flour Bread. fish aud Boys
The Worst Crop on Record.

wheat, Flour Bread Eish aud Boys
The Worst Crop on Record.
The Michigan crop report for October
says the yield OF wheat in the State
this year, based on the acreage per
farm statistics, IS 23,l27 $50 bushels.
Average yield per acre, l5.9S bushels.
The above figures represent the
yield machine measure, but investiga-
ton by the correspondents show that
not less than II bushels in each 100 of
the grain as lt comes from the machine
Will blow out when run through the
machine mil, and that the average
weight of the measured buShel after
cleaning Is only SO pounds. Ii Is safe
10 assert that no wheat crop ever
grown IN this State was of poorer
quality" Mills IN this city who have
established high reputation on the
making OF first gardeS OF -four, have 10
20 out of the State for good wheat in
order 10 hold that high reputation.
The Michigan average product in
ten years, ls7S-lSS7, was II 200, ,S53
bushels, and the average per acre, in
the same period, was loss bushels.
Total wheat reported marketed by
farmers during August and September,
= ,249 ,343 bushels.
The average yield Of barley per acre
was - .O7 bushels, and of oats l.49
Corn Welded II bushels of ears per acre.
Winter apples 81 per cent. of an aver
age.
The Inspection of grain is seemingly
approaching a better basis. This is
what 1t should be. both for the interest
of the farmer and manufacturers of
good -four. The inspection at Chicago
and New York has been, and Is now
being handled and manipulated in the
interest of the grain handlers and un-
principled wheat spectators. Frequent
complaints by shippers against the
treatment bear out this charge. Every
thing should be done to make theg gram
grade as high as possible, and Inspec-
tons should be honestly conducted in
the interest of wheat producers. If
cleaning viii make load of wheat
grade higher than u would if inspected
IN It's condition from the thresher the
producer and shipper would secure the
| highest market price. Grain should he
inspected 10 and out on an equal,
| honest basis. Grades should be kept
up and mixers condemned, in order
that our American wheat enjoy good
reputation abroad.
One Of the greatest enemies of the
| salmon ands the salmon fisheries of
Oregon Is the sea lion. Ii IS estimated
that half the salmon that enter the
Columbia river IN the early part Of the
| season are captured by these big beasts,
which also damage nets to the amount
| Of thousands of dollars. Vast numbers
of them cOngregate at Tellamook Rock
and at SealrOcks, and it has been sug-
gested that dynamite be used to force
| them to seek other localities.
Come boys. don't waste your pre-
ciOus days. Don't ask the Lord TO do
| your work. Ask him for strength and
courage, then do the work yourself.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12
TREAsrRER.s NOTICE.

Cry TRrtsrRFR's 0rwrE
GRtyn RAFrns. Mich. 0cf. ll. lss4.
Notice is hereby given thar the assessment
rol for graveNng and paving vifh wooden
blocks Fast Fulton street from Spring street 20
Div sion street is'now in my haads. and fhat I
vll receive payment thereon for the period ~
twenty favs from This date AZ thr Office ~ the
City Treasurer. CitY Hail.
GEORGE r PERRY.
Oct ID CITY Treasurer
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

The warm weather Of the past few
days has set the filth in our alleys and
streets 70 seething again and they reek
with disgusting stenches. This state
Of things Is both a danger and a dis
grace. Typhoid fevcr aud diphthera
are prevalent in many places and the
state Board of Health has warned local
boards as Co their duties. The delegates
70 the Pan-Amcrican Congress vii be
here in less than week, accompanied
by ten representatives of the press IN
the larger cities. Tn the name Of
deccncy let the city have a good clean
ing out and deodornng before they
come.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12
10 sUssCKIBERs.

A, sas.erib~r % THE TELEGRAM.
HERALD Who Tails 10 reseiss the P2pn
regularly, or shs mss5 have reason 10
eoapiaia OF late delivery viii confer a
special favor by Informing this once OF
the fact as oace. 5sad postal card or cal
sg 5elsDhons 531.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

Tsr rcw building of the Vow York
Urff. tbe corner stone Of which was
lard on THURSDAY. wll he 5'o feet h'eh.
THIS should place ere World above d.+
reputable politics. such - it has at
times ndu.ged n.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

IcBN HOpkINe 81. g. Phvs Az ara ear-
- Ee0n. aref aH eaufn Division 81. ror
Wfa'tbF arr and UIfIsanasf calls made
a8r af 4te. oree treatment far 81 ihrauIa
it.stfsf iaHsl.faila4 fFee iHHn1eafial
Physician far Lad 30 and Gentlemen. once
halfs From ta li a. m. o. q 3D. m.
IF Htpfils sfH fla41as~ ranisin T8uF
ease 1ra-ffbe gaur feadiff.n arf rlre ~ =
cure - possible eifl hafaala asa eetertIa
rT TIaefl-s lrfHs reasonable
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12
LOST
BUSINESS CHANCES.
REAL EETATE-COnNTRY.

LOR SALE-Lot No. =. ottawa Beach this
Il lot ia one of the first selection II II 10
Gated only short distance from the hotel ano
has fne view % Lake Michigan AooTess
Jas II. Hsskint or ". ,. L0yelsba, efsno
Rapids. Mich. btsuh
A GREAT BARGAIN-2e0 acre farm frame
n house good orchard ~ 8cret improved
miles from BALDWIN for SAFE cheap inquire
Tsggart. Wolc0tt 4 ranson. y VI
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

DOR SALE AT BARGAIN House Aaa lot
Il an stuart ave. uraT Sweetest. ~ f.1IEnria
sddit ton u II James. Room D.. hsNkins s
PeTfgs balldine-
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

W Il Scribner, kes Estate Dealer. n Pear
W. ct ~Anfs 80 houses that All rent fIom
slO.0 Il s-A0 per month a lsV % SCI ~ from
sl,0O0 81 sa.eo. nend then IA. ! Lave sostA
u loan ~ sums 10 suit ~
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

A LARGE AMOUNT on RIAL ESTATE
n for sale Mus, and vii BE- sold
] have O. lnIs tor sac on fTallck addition.
corner ~ fifth aad Madison-aFesi lois ~ ~
TO feei a. 10 alley; prices from So t. -
=. lots on NadlsOn-aFe Snd Howard 81 0u
FFafcs ana N0rdrn's addition prices range
from sd 90 so90 llhe nosl 0i these l0ts are
NeFr desirable. quite centrally located ucar
school house aud street cars, thr al acclf
property j. be- ne rapidly built up.-
Lot No. =. tanners addition. Pres 9ti ~
fourth lot wrsi ol South llfisinn-sL ~ % la-
n. House. barn aEo lot No. soi Jefirrsol ave
House. barn aid Two lots On C9rueT -
EeSf anu InOmassfs
hoses aud lots on Comstocks Plat Gov
price. 40 lots oa Leonard A Co.'S addition,
prices from s.oO up. aud various other lots Ald
houses and lots uol described.
AL viii be SOLD yery cheap. tue perfect g. me
and terms made - suit No expense Tor
showing property. Also cash g. loan on rehl
estate security on favorable terms Cal 81
No. s, New Houseman building on heary
Irallck. 2Z1if
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12
WANTED TO RBBT.

IIANTFD-Ab three unfurnisheo rooms IN
" private house references ekc hanged 80 s.
dress L D.. - care Telegram II erald- -
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

EOR SALE-CHFA H0ass sld los ~ u
Il SUMMER 81 Terms easy. Inquire a.
above. RS
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

Two iklQtCkS frea fht sarnef 81 anFce
sne plslslOn-si-. ] lats = Ksad Gal.ss -
Ret t0f e. PEI mQDth J. = fFSKll
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12
MISCELLANEOUS


tIENTFn-RpoN-- OF three connect
w ing rooms unfEruished. in rood neigh
narhood ard virt prira.s family. bY Efu
III r~ar ard vlfr fof llghf h0useEe eerInG q r
d-ers = W "a Neifuar hn HsTfisyE'. >
INANTEn Purchase for wei Seasoned
w rnerir flooring ffeo ] gunhv k,4
IeoP gALF CHEAP-Two EeoS horses and
4 cans snd harness. Une yoke ri cattle. IN
guIrr Room 4z. rev Housfnsn block.
NTFrl--Ererv conTHuef - stove essn
w Wns o. know tfsf ar sel'Iug -toYf fsas-
c-f~s fr s+v quantity 81 cents dri vrTsS ri.
srx rssrf n the eItT = tliinweo1. Tee
yhnre l9es corner = Division nue fulioD- St +.
in basement
TUAvF 10 ir rsst sut rons pan~r s-s~inE
Il rer rrrf Interest and $50 vnrth 81
rszi estate o. a. fer g0oa tesideHee On fhs
Ftsf -ffe centrally ir~efed- Df. VI. ~ Foss.
rsrs W iddicoun tuleiuE
MAGNETIC beating sna eisri voysnt sitfinRs
n ~ Ottawa Ger. Hastings ~ - Frss.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12
FOR REBT-EOoKs.

LN0R RENT-Handsome furnished room. With
alcoye: steam and gas- ~ North ioBla~st..
between Bridge and HSstingssts. %
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

NakA LOOKING ier bargains Ia rc&l estate
eobA tAil 81 see "a We have solae -
the oesi acIt property nceT the cifS ~ lsa "a
ures 48e dsnercnt pflcss a. eaChAnse. Stsss !
Parish. heom :. IoweF Bloch
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

EoR sALE-YGoAai lots 81 49,. ~arsl ssss.
masi sell. Apply - Ne. IL Aonros.sl -
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

kNk sALt-A sssH house en- f1ris&ys fof
sS-hi eleven rooms. 1Tlck furnace. mautei
electric bells. hot sna Cold Naffr Dsfh fo8n
iANaiefAs eSAetoit NA-AA nae ava. vel sIa
cistrrn Cash. tine or monthly pAymrrIs
Tufts baehensn's lsw once Locysrd hlocf
-
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

Come boys, don't waste your pre-
cious days. Don't ask the Lord to do
your work Ask him for strength and
courage, then do the work yourself.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

h-lf &he Suburban pfoperts % exohsnEs far
e4tslNe property 81 Sia cxchAlEs vacant
ke4A t2I residences &L4 assume EaoftEaEe.
Stew A sh kasi Estate aaa Lo4ls. rosu
I0Ner tieek
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

Ualtsa grsss Reports. Prompt aad Earl,
Dslissrv Al ths local ss~s. and ths
clsAasst aaa gf34t PislaiY Printsd Paper
Pubasasa ls or4aa Ras as.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

Circulation Guaranteed 70 Be the
largest OF All Michigan DalIes Ex-
eept Those OF Detroit.
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12

Z 9ln-<ostsze on Broadway. Owner " esE
~VN wrote loa45 recl.ss - SllAp al .lsf
sea a oDce. 0EerS submitted. Al eleEAul
toAaS Ga Frsi-axs,. sts9 eNleS - nOu-rcsl-
See - 10 $50 - le~as essaers rates
AktlS Rvs ever Arcade ~
Telegram-herald., 1889-10-12
WANT ADVERTISEMENTS
!T!T!T! !T!I!T!T!
! / / / |. !! !: / / / !

IVAN fkll--A Z rstclSss coat aud p8nf maker.
w Steady w0rk the year reuud. Ca OF Cd
dress }. " Lee, Agskes0n. Mich ~
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-04-26
BUCKS BUDGET.

CRorToN, KY April 81, 1854
fishing party from here composed of
both sexes, numbering twenty-five,
spent last Friday on the banks of the
west fork of Pond River, near Esq
Geo. III. Myers, with the usual luck.
G. A. Brssher and J. r. Shelton
supplied thems elves with fishing
tackle and an oyster can filed with
worms and went to Tradewater FRI
day evening TO amuse themselves
with the funny tribe for while. G.
A. d. landed few small catfish and
J. II. s. a three-pound catfish and
thus their labors ended.
Some sneak thief effected an en-
trance into the Empire Company's
store by boring hole in the floor
Friday and appropriated to his own
use twelve dollars in cash and some
goods.
John Watson had a silver watch
stolen from the house of John Dalton
on the Madisonville road, yesterday.
The thief made his escape.
Mr.. Will Rowe and his mother,
Mrs j w. Rowe, left Friday night
for Auburn, Ill where they viii re.
main some time visiting relatives.
Miss Birdie johnson is visiting her
cousin, Mrs. J. w. billiard, in Nash
vile, Tenn.
Miss Ssllie Clark is confined to her
bed of rheumatism.
Mrs. Midley Cansler died at the
residence of her husband, few miles
west of here, April 10. She leaves
an infant, a loving husband and
many friends to mourn their loss.
We extend TO them our coincidence.
Several farmers were in town yes-
lerday who say that the dry weather
mas killed many Of tho tobacco plants
put none seemed to be very much
yrieved about it. BUCK.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-04-26
POPULAR QUOTATIONS..



Wise Sayings and Who Said Thcm-An
Article for the sorap-Iiooh.
Dean Swift is credited with Bread
is tho staff Of life."
II was Keats who said: "a thing OF
bcuuty is n JOY forever
'Man proposes. but God disposcs, :"
remarked Thomas Kcmpis.
Franklin is authority for GOD helps
those who help themselves"
"All cry and no WOOL Is IN express
sion found In Buffers "IIudibras."
We are indebted to Colby Cibber. not
to Shakespeare, for "Richard is him
self again"
Edward Coke, the English jurist, was
OF the opinion that "a mans house is
his castle"
when Greek joins Creek then was
the tug OF war;" was written by Ma
thaniel Ice in 1902.
"Variety's the spice OF life" and "Not
much the worse for wear. "were coined
by Cowper."
Edward Young tells us death loves
a shining mark" and "a fool at forty is
fool indeed" ;-..arr ~ a-f q
Charles Pinckney gave the patriotic
sentiment, millions for defense, but
not one cent for tribute. MN
"Oi two OWLS I have chosen the
least" and THE end must justify the
means are from Matthew Prior e
To Milton wo owe "T'he paradise OF
fools, "a wilderness OF sweets.n and
'Moping melancholy and moonstruck
madness"
Christopher Marlowe gave forth the
invitation so often repeated by his
brothers in a less public way; Love
me little, love mo long"
Tho poet Campbell found that Com
Ing events cast their shadows before"
and "'Tis distance lends enohantment
TO the view.n
To DR. johnson belongs "A good
hater." and to Macintosh. in 1901.
the phrase, often attributed TO John
Randolph: wise and mastery mac
tivity." ~ 49, Il.
lhomas iasSer, writer OF the six
teenth century. said: "It's an i'll wind
turns no good" Better late than
never" "Look ere thou leap" and
''The stone that is rolling can gather
no moss"
"First war, first in peace. and first
in the hearts OF his fellow-citizensn
mot his countrymenl. apDeaf-ad in the
resolutions presented to the House OF
Representatives in December. 1893. by
General Henry Lee.
where ignorance is bliss It's folly
to be wise" is in Gray's ode to Eton
College.
Milton wrote: Peace hath its vic
tories no less renowned than war; in
his ode to Cromwell. Chicago Journal.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-04-26
PRIMITIVE PATRIOTS.

The safety and sti eng / of our ia
tion must ever rest in The homes o
its people.
In the log cabins of early days oui
fathers lived. Simple homes they
were, but from within their mud.
chinked walls there spraDg hardy
race of men, full of love tor home and
liberty.
Strong In body and mind, they laid
the foundation of Americas great
ness. Well was their work perform
ed, for upon that solid rock has
grown, as years have passed, the i'm
posing structure Of cherished indie
pendcnce.
Stately and grand, 1t is worthy OF
its designers.
Though the heroes of that time
have long since passed away, they
have left us rich by inheritance.
Whilst our fathers were planning
Americas future destiny, our sweet
mothers were not idle, for in their
ever-mindful care for the welfare Of
their loved ones, they discovered
some of the best remedial agentA
known for the relief of the sick.
Good old-fashioned home cures,
prepared from roots and hsrbs-they
have ever been standards of excel
lency.
Though lost for time has been
the preparations of these old-t time
"honc cures" they are again revived,
and are known to the public as War
nef's Log Cabin Remedies; chief
among them being Warmers Log
Cabin Sarsaparilla, the beat of the
old-time blood purifiers.
In those times every family was
its own doctor and the heroes and
heroines of early days were wonder
fully healthy and long-lived.
America owes its freedom to the
rugged bodies and hea thy minds of
our fathers aud SO long as the spirit
OF Freedom they instilled prevails
and a true appreciation of our grand
remains there is no dan
ger Of the downfall of the Republic.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-04-26
OF DOUBTFUL MIND.

The Experience ofnn Argumen,aiive Chap
with Chicago Car Conductor.
A man, wheezy old fellow upon
whom the coming of age seemed to
have comical effect. got on North
Chicago grip-car the other evening.
He appeared to be extremely anxious,
and when the conductor came along,
the old fellow asked:
''Is this here what they call Limits
carPn
Yes"
at goes way out yonder. I reckon"
Out to the end OF the line"
"Gocs as fur as Fullerton avenue, ]
reckon
Yes, way beyond that"
Then you IRE sure this is Limits
carp"
"Of course I am. the conductor an
swered, rather sharply, and had turned
TO go away when the old fellow took
hold OF his coat-tail and detained him.
My friend Lyman Sanders has been
Twin here a long time and has allus
wanted me 10 como an sec him, an In
his letter he told me that when came
to be shore an take Limits car. An
you say this is it."
yes" the conductor snapped.
Turn loose my coat"
Yes, in u mint. Now my friend
said that Limits car had green
light on 1t"
There's the green light" answered
the conductor, pointing.
rs that what you call green
lightP"
do you sec it's greenP Turn loose
my coat, tell you
'ln mint, but I'd call that light
blue"
at makes no difference what you
call it. It's green all the same.n
"Wall, now" said the old fellow,
"fur the sake OF argument wen say
the light is green"
mo argument about It," the con-
ductor replied, II know it's green.
Leave go my coat"
"Wall," replied the old fellow. ..you
may take any view you please, but |
am, fur the sake OF argument, going to
admit that the light is green; but does |
that give me any shortly that this ear |
won't turn of before it gifts TO whore |
I'm goin'P See, it's windin' around !
ever whicher way now"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-04-26

The Mdnayacturer's Record of
Baltlmore-lhe South's great indus
trial exponent--of which 1t has been
said that 1t is "the most widely quot
ed industrial paper in the world"
does not confine it's sphere to the
manufacturing interests Of this Sec
ton, but covers every line Of progress
looking to the advancement and pros
perity Of the south, and with the last
issue commenced the publication OF a
complete weekly list of every new
private and national bank organized
anywhere in the South. As the ac-
tivity in the establishment of new
banks is one of the surest indications
of the South's increasing prosperity,
II is interesting TO notice what a
large number are being started. The
wide circulation of the Mduufdctur-
tr's Record among bankers and 9th
er capitalists in New York and New
England, who look to II for informa.
tion about the opportunities for in-
vestment in the South, makes this
new feature of great value to the
people of all sections of the country.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-04-26
LOUISVILLE MARKET


FLouR-Round lots sell aG follows: Choins
patents, 80 1905 20. plain patents, tb,totss ~
choice; IS .5o0tb rs; plain fancy. $685.; No. ],
, i6sses 50 for Eastern: IS sOSS6.s5 Tor Westarp,
CoRshEAi'-Bolted, % y on; kiln dried
Mill FErD-we quote on arrival; Bran, SIS 90
shorts, $3.50; shipatuds. SIC.
GRAIN ANDIIAY. .aJs1
wHkAr-we quote No. wheat TO arrive; 9ls
coRs-No. mixsd. to arrive, $50; white,
S5c,a ear corn, % tic.
ohrs-No.a new oats. 2',fo;
iIiY-Faney timothy, SIS Scs,is choice, SIS
low grades. taiDil D = .-1.-. .lllf.
erRAw--S6 COZ ton.
PROVISIONS. l.sn
BAcos Clear rib sides, yI4o.oiear sides, Z,
kuLx MsIrs-~Cicar lrib sides, es1c; 81.
SuGAR-CURFp MKATs-Hams, 1870 ~ fol
large to small average; shoulders 7Sio; break
LARD~choics leaf. 81; in kegs and buckets
loc. a..t5 az. 'l,alL D. I1lI Il y
GROCERIES.
CorFKr-Rio. ordinary, i7Sisc; prime, ls0
choice. eelfCtlsa; fancy, a0lsc; .peaberryi no
golden Rio, lec; Java, el@2ic; Mocha, ,O92sc;
Laguayra, Is; Arbuckle's Ariosa. $40. !. :.
oLAssEs-Corp syrup. lpc sugar syrup, S2t
9Sc New Orleans ulolassee, good, 2blosoo. &.
Z RIoE-b(G0l Scforgoodtoprimo.
SuoAR-0ranulAted. I14gIet; confcetioners
A;Tzc. Q, 70; powdered, So; out-loaf, 81 IL
Now Orleans sugars, sa{a6i<c
GAsDLEs=star, Nos, toS, s,feeloc y 10.
STARCH 3lsc n 10.
sokP-German. also y box Of 90 ms for com
mou. t2.so for best; ivory, tts6.7s for IS-n
boxes. -il. lrt ~ tatl
| JIG COUNTRY rEopuoE. %
BuFrKR-Choice country, ic,aeoc y NJ; low
grades, I<@laa; dairy, fso; Elgin creamery,
sac; oleomsrsarine, isslIc. ,.,<o.
isc; twins, lsc; Young Americas. lac;
prime Ohio factory, nsa,fc; skim cheese
PouLrRr-Hens, So % y dozen; ducks, live,
sa,SoCei q dozeni young spring chickens, - u
dozen
Eaas-- We quote at DC y dozen. 10
TALL0w-bc v n. f.Ir ..
BKksw AI-s0c Il N.
-CoRs--i(9 for common 70 good.
GfSsEgG-Choice large, 50 IS
APfLRs-Si 5ntas7 90 par barrel. $3.50 ,.it.
OSIoks--ti. l0(a 81 80 per barrel,
BKArs-H. 2 Michigan 400 per bushel.
DRIED AFfLEs-3dG5c. per ID. Har
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-04-26
49, .a,ts 'sf' 81
a CHEERFUL. CALLER.


OF Her Parson's WIFE.
"Evor 1.-Two over tow Saouth Wind
villopr asked Mrs. Pettibonc, who had
run in to borrow 'jcst a cup full o.
green len" Of the now parsons wife.
MOP Wa-al, thought not myself. but
there's them that says your husbands
tho same man that got turned aout o.
tho Baptis' pulpit there cause he had
four wiyos. Same name rs your hus-
band, an Jest soch q lookin' man,
'cordin' tcw all accounts. Idou't pay
much 'tention tew sech reports, for jest
as often as not they're made aout o.
hull cloth, b there's good many I
believes this, an Two heern tell there's
some talk o gottin' up an investigator
committee. You an mo has been so
ueighborly-lilSe ever sence you como
here Y thought ought tcw tell you.
Naow, don't You worry, for l dessay
he'll stand investigatin', an II he don't
the church II keep the matter quiet.
Indignant! Wa-al, | don't wonder.
It's reel lucky you've friend like me
tew advise with. | notice you don't
have ne,ir's much comp'ny's the last
ministers wife did. She was a reel
active woman, an she jest KEEP things
hummin'. We was all awful sorry
when she went away. You amt a bit
like her. A good many says you're
stuck up, but ! tell 'en you're doin' the
best you kin, in that they oughter to
take the molSe aout O. their own eyes
aiore they try tew git the bean aout o.
yourn. o. stand by you, Mis- Smith.
There was good deal o. talk
'baout that silk gownd you wore tew
meetin' las Sunday. A good many
thought 'twa'n't suitable for a minis
ter's wife. with all that bead tri nmin'
an lace. Mis- SlSidmore, said she,
she'd think your husband would pint
out tew you that IA congregation looks
for somethiu' besides Haounces an
laces in a minister's wife; but | said,
says |, Mis- Skidmore, she amt nothin'
but ngal, an you can't 'xpect an old
head on young shoulders.
That was a paowcriul sermon o.
your husbands las Sabbath day. A
good many took offenso at it. though,
an understand that Squire Parker
talks O. goin' over tew the Presbyter-
ians on account OF it. 'Taint well tew
be pussonaI in u sermon. What aour
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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-04-26

Tommy What is that Thing in the
window, mammal
Mamm&-That is typewriter Tora
my.
Tomny-Whers does the champagne
60 IMP
Mamma-Why, what are you thinA.
Ing Of, Tommy. No one puts cham
pagne in It.
Tommy.-0, yes they do. Papa told
Mr.. Goitt last night that it often cost
him ten dollars to ill his typewriter
with champagne So, now.
Mamma i will ask your papa about
that Tommy.-St Paul Globe.