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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
NEWS OF THE DAY.

Henri Rochefort is lying dangerously i'll in London.
 Isaac Brounstein, clothier, Syracuse, N. Y.. has failed.
 Elbridge Thompson, of Limestone, Me-, aged 60, hanged himself because oi poor health.
 Dr. E. s. Fay's general store at Ports mouth, N. H., was damaged to the ex- tent of S10,0 by fire last night.
 The body of Timothy Kelliher mss ing since last Wednesday, has been found in the canal at Ware. Mass
 Fire at Middleport, N. Y., destroyed $6, 900 worth of agricultural i'm plemenJs, the property of Postmaster Hinchy
 Oliver l.. Barbour, the famous com piler of law reports, died at Saratoga, N. Y., after long illness, aged 70.
 A colliery explosion occurred at Her. stal, Belgium, by which several miners were killed and a large mum Der injured.
 The directors of the Concord & Mon treal Railroad elected ex-Gov. Fred. Smythe, of New Hampshire, Presi- dent.
 Dr. c. H. Nichols, Superinte ndent of the Bloomindale Insane Asylum, New York, died of kidney disease, aged 69 years.
 A house at Athens, Pa., occupied by Mrs. Margaret Strahorn, was burned and Mrs Strahan was found dead in the ruins.
 Abner Nash, 100 years old, died at Harrington, Me. He was veteran of the war of 1872, and fought in all it's prin- clpal battles.
 Mrs. Susan Gould Tilden, widow of Henry A. Tilden, brother Of the late Samuel J. Tilden, is dead at her home in New Lebanon, N. Y.
 A. D. Ackleys cigar store on Main street, Buffalo, N. Y., one of the larg- est in the city, has been closed by the sheriff on five judgments.
 The Rome Ss Decatur Railroad was sold at auction on the floor of the Real Estate Exchange in New York to J, B. Newcombe for 1882. 900.
 Guy Hecker at Oil City, Pa, signed a contract to pitch for the Pittsburg Nat lonal League Club next season. He re- celved $500 advance money.
 President NJ. E. Gates, of Rutgers College, has been appointed acting di- rector of the New Jersey Agriculture Experiment Station at New Brunswick.
 Jockey James Stone was resentenced st Brooklyn, N. Y., to be hanged on Feb. for shooting and killing Henry Miller, bartender at Coney Island in June, 1888.
 fire originating in NJ. H. Barstow's two story brick building at Norwich, Vt., caused loss of $17,OOO, insurance S1O. 900. The postoffice was also burned with all it's contents.
 Pat Hunt was hanged at Paris. Ky., for the brutal murder of Richard Thomas. Hunts wife is serving life sentence for the same murder Hunt confessed on the gallows that he had killed him and that his wife was inno- cent.
 The sentence of imprisonment re- gently imposed upon the editor of the Koepigsberg Gazette for labelling Empress Frederick has been revoked, presumably at the instance of the En- peror, acting upon the suggestion of his mother.
 James P. Sullivan, a tramp, who was serving sentence in the county jail at Alfred, Me-, for obstructing the Boston and Maine railroad track, committed suicide by jumping from the upper corridor to the basement 20 feet, below His skull was crushed. causing instant death. Insanity was the cause.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Both Vessels Went Down,

NEW YORK, Dec. 19.-The agents of the Netherlands line of steamers have learned that the passengers of the steamer Leerdam have been landed at Hamburg. The fate of those on board the steamer Gan Quan Sia, is unknown Both vessels went down. The Leerdam was bound from Rotterdam for South America, and the Gan Quan Sia from Hiogo for London.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Closing YeSterday
MFR, AWHILE EXCHANGE

Butter-Market firm. Creamery, Eastern 25c.a2sc. western. 24ca27c.: .Elgin, 2sc.a S9c.; imitation. 20c. .a23c. Dairy--Eastern half firkin tubs, 2oc. a23c.: western, l6ca Sc. Factory-Fresh, 15c.a a20c June packed, Sea He.
 oheddar, 101ac a105So.; western, flat, 94c,a10c. Creamery-New York, part skimss 7c.aSo.; Pennsylvania, part skins, 2c.a3c.; full skins, 2c.a4c.
 uEggs-Market dull. Fresh-Eastern. f1rsts 25c.a26.; Canadian, firsts, 200. .a22c.; western, firsts. 231ac. a24. Limed-Eastern, irsts, 17c. a E1kc.; western. firsts, 1Sc.alS1Sc. Canadian, Asts, 17c. l716c.; imported, 17c.a19c.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Made the State Paper.

ALBANY, N. Y., Doc. 19.-It has been authoritativoly announced here that Secretary of State Cook, State Treas urer Fitzgerald and Comptroller Wem- pie have fulfilled their promise to Gov ernor Hill last year and made the AL bany "Evening Times" the State pa per for the ensuing year, instead of the Albany Argus" which has been des- ignated the State paper by every Dem ocratic Administration for the past seYenty-fve years.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Drove Off the Bridge to Death.

NYAcK, N. Y:, Dec. 19.-Joseph Fitz- patrick, wellknown resident of Clarkstown, was drowned in the upper Hackensack River at Mont Moor. He left home in the morning, and his horse and wagon were found in the stream, and an examination showed that they had been driven off the lower end of the big bridge which crosses the river on the Nyack turnpike. Search for Mr. Fitzpatrick was made and his bod v recovered.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Settled Out of Conrt.

NEW BRUNSWICK, N. J., Dec. 19.-The contest of the will of Christopher Mey- CT, the millionaire rubber manufacturer, has been settled out of court. 1t is agreed to devote $50, 900 to the proper care of the insane son, Howard Meyer. The will provided merely for his sup port. The will left nothing to Mrs. Meyer and one grandchild, but by the settlement they will receive handsome amounts each.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
West Virginia's Legislature to Convene

CHARLESTON, W: Va, Dec. 19.-Gov- calling special session of the Legisla- ture to convene the third Wednesday in January, and specifying thirty-three matters upon which legislation may be enacted. The most important one is the settlement of the contest between A. B. Fleming and Nathan Golf for the office of Governor.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Expelled from the Brotherhood. {.

BOSTON, Dec. 19.-Tim Murnane says that at tho recent Players League meeting in New York the following named men were unanimously expelled for violating their pledges to the Brotherhood: Glasscock, Clarkson, Denny, Miller, Beckley, McKean, Bea- tin, Buckley, Boyle, Clements, Glea- son, Shriver, Sommers, Mulvey and DalahantY
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
The Rnch.ster Club incorrora,-d.

, ALBANY. N. Y.. Zee. 19 The Roches- ger Baseball Club was incorporated with the sel etary of State by Henry
 Brinker. Walker $. Lee Augustus G. S2einhardt. Nm. C. Her. berger and Conrad W. Trimmer, all of Eochest ter. 2 ts capital is fixed at >S. 1000 divided into .,ighty shares of $l)o each.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Two Men Injured by an Explosion.

BUFFALO, N. Y., Dec. 19.-A terri fic explosion occurred in the vicinity of the State arsenal. Janitor James Mills and his assistant, Adam Zahn, were loading blank cartridges in the arsenal. From some unknown cause 400 cart ridges exploded. Mills was badly burned about the head and will die. Zahns head and face are badly burned.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Weather Indications.

WAsHINaroN. Dec. 1o.-For New England: Light rain: warmer; southerly winds
 For Eastern New York, Eastern Pennsyl- vanta and New Jersey: Light rain; followed by clearing weather; warmer: southwesterly winds; fair tomorrow. For Western New York and Western Penn sylvahia: Fair; preceded by light rains; south
 rly winds tomorrow.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Forefathers' Day Address.

BOSTON. Dec. 19.-Rev. Dr. R. S. Storrs, D. D., of New York, delivered an interesting Forefathers' Day ad dress last evening in Fremont Temple on ''The Spirit of the Purltans" A large and appreclative audience lis tened to the oration.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Ramscar Convicted Again.

NEW YORK, Dec. 19.-Wm. H. Rams- car, who has run the ''Old Gentlemen $ Unsectarian Home" at the North River and 1S1st street for years, came to grief yesterday in the General Sessions. He was convicted for clubbing an old man. He will be sentenced on Saturday.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
ssThe Crime of the Century.0 y

CHICAGO, Dec. 19.-One of the most remarkable feats in the history of book making was accomplished in this city,
 Iwentyfour hours to the minute from the rendering of the verdict complete history of the Cronin case, from it's in ception up to the scenes of Monday night, making a volume of 576 pages, cloth bound and gilt lettered, was laid on the desk of a newspaper editor. It is entitled The Crime of the Century, ''
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Emperor Williams Bad Ear.

BERLIN, Dec. 19.-The aff1iction of the ear from which the Emperor has suffered more or less for several years, has assumed a phase moro alarming than any of the attacks he has hereto fore experienced. He is being sub- jected to constant treatment for the disorder, and suffers eXcrutiating pain.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Freight Trains Badly Wrecked.

BALliMcHE. Zee. 19.-At SEQ last evening freight train No. 333 ran into the rear of freight No. 331 at Calverton, on the Baltimore X Potomac. and badly wrecked. Seven cars and engine No ' .i:i were much damaged Both tracks a:e blockaded. Engineer Minick was seriously hurt One hundred and tweh- sy-five men are at work clearing the track,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Pilot Boat Ashore and Leaking,

LoNG BRANCH, N. J., Dec. 19.-The pilot boat No. 3, which went ashore at Harding Point in a fog, is leaking badly, but as the sea is not high she is in no Immediate danger of going to pieces. The pilots are safe.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Richmond Wants MT. Davis, Body.

RICHMOND, Va., Dec. 19.-The House of Delegates adopted resolution that the Speaker of the House, the Presi- dent of tho Senate and one member of each body wait upon Mrs. Jefferson Davis and urge that MT. Davis be bur- jed in Richmond.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Delegates at the Opera.

NEW YORK, Dec. 19.-The Pan-Amer- ican delegates attended the representa- tion of I'll IlOvatore' at the Metropol- itan Opera House last night. Secretary Blaine and Mrs. Blaine occupied box. and in box opposite them were MT. and Mrs. Cleveland.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
The Preferred Stock Increas.a.

BosToN, Dec. 19..--The stockholders of the Thomson-Houston Electric Com pany voted to increase the preferred stock by S3, OOO, 900, making total cap. italization of SS, 300, GOO.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Assassinated by His Secretary,

PARIS, Dec. 19.-M. Emile Roux, one of the directors of the Prefecture of the Seine, was shot dead by a man named Regad, who formerly acted as M. Roux's secretary. The assassin was arroStn6
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Victorious Pittsbnrg Miners.

PITTsBURG, Dec. 19.--The Mononga- hela River coal miners have gained a victory. Several large operators have conceded the rate and the men are at work. The continued boating stage in the river won the day for the miners
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Blast Furnace Blown In.

BETHLEHEM, Pa, Dec. 19.-No. 1 of the Coleraine Iron Company at Red ington was blown in and the employees were given an increase of ten per cent. in wages
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Took Fire from Natur., c...

GREENsBURG, Pa, Dec. 19.-The shaft of the Wardard mines at Mt. Pleasant took fire from natural gas and with all the machinery was entirely destroyed. Loss, $40. .OO0.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
Killed a Man for Cheering for Jer Davi

BURLINGTON, Ia., Dec. 19.-Samuel Iragdon, who was serving life sem tence in the Fort Madison penitentiary for killing man for cheering for Jefi Davis. has been pardoned by Governor I.RIrabee.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
The Keystone State Debt Reduced.

HARRISBURG, Pa., Dec. .l9.-Governos iBeaver announces reduction of $SSl,- 950 in the State debt during the year ended November 30, 1859.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
NEW YORK MARKETS.
BONDS.

NEW YORK, Dec. 1S.-Money on call to-day 61 per cent.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
l 8 8 9
l N R IN G s

You will find at our store some elegantly set DIAMONDS, RUBIES, SAPPHIRES. BOOKSTORES, CABINETS, PEARLS. EMERALDS, TURQUOIS. INTAGLIO. ONYX and CAMEO. ONE THOUSAND PATTERNS TO SELECT FROM. The Finest Line in the City.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1889-12-19
CHRISTMAS ]!

L'OR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS buy use- ful things. They will bring more enjoy clothing We have
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-05-27
NEW Works. PROPOSED CATHEDRAL
One at the Four Plans from Which q
Selection May he Made.

ono at the Four Plans from Which o
Selection May Be Made.
OF the designs furnished the trustees
of the proposed Episcopal Cathedral Of
st. John the Divine, TO be built at New
York, four we've set apart for eiabofs-
ton. and from these four it is probable
that one may be selected. 50 important
q matter must necessarily be slow OF set
Element. and it is not likely that any de-
sign will be selected before tho legin-
ming OF next year. Indeed, tho present
rear will doubtless be ended before the
designs arc elaborated.
The plan which is the joint work Of
George Martin IIuss and John II. Buck,
Of New York, stands high in favor. The
architects have designed tho cathedral
Ia tho usual form Of such structures, Il
cross; and from the junction Of the nave
and transcpts rises a magnificent spire
Tho material suggested for tho outside IS
granite OF Wyoming valley OF Warsaw
blue stone and Indiana buff limestone
1t is proposed to face the walls with
wrought stone and marble shafts and
slabs. Tho roof above the yaulting is TO
be Of iron, filled in with fire proof blocks
and covered with lead or copper
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MEN WHO HAVE CLIMBED.
Railroad Nagnatcs Who Have Risen from
the Lower Ranks.
lspoelal correspondenoe,l


SPECIAL Correspondence
NEW York, May % Samuel Spencer,
president OF the Baltimore and Ohio rail-
road. fifteen years ago WAS agent at one
of the small stations on that line. Tom
King, now one Of the vice presidents OF
the road. commenced as brakeman. W..
X. Alderman. general agent of the Balti-
more and Ohio, and formerly president
of the Illinois Central. readily recalls The
days when he earned less than i0awcek
as q transfer CLERK. Superintendent Bis'
sell. of the New York Central and Iud
son River railroad, worked his way "
from switchman 70 brakeman, conductor
and freight agent. }. <. Toucey, assist
ant superintendent of the same road, less
than twenty years ago was q station
agent on New England line. Assistant
President Tillnghast, OF tie Central, was
formerly fireman, and Traffic Manager
Clifford. Of the samo corporation, in the
early sixties was clerk in the freight
department OF an Ohio road.
Thirty years ago there lived on lifeline
of the Delaware. Lackawanra and West.
ern railroad in northeastern Pcnnsyl'
yania farmer whose l2-year-old boy
would neglect his chores and steal off to
watch the engines. The boy was seldom
happy save when in the company Of the
employees Of the road. When he was a
few years older ho suddenly disappeared
TO turn upa couple of weeks later aa d
brakeman on coal train at s21 pei
month. The station agent near his IA
Tiers farm had obtained the place for
him. The boy did not mistake bis call
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GRANDMA'S BOY.

Her little boy grows up SO fast"
said grandma, that some sunny day,
Iso'u wake and be n man AZ last
And wander from her FAR away.
Oh. then, what shall his poor old grandma doi"
Don't worry, said he. "lll take osso OF your'
I fear her boy may soon forget
Sighed grandma. 'those who loved him here,
And lcaYc them with one scarce regret
Nnytc without one sign or tear"
tender look bcarei In his eyes of blue:
10 whispered. Grandma, IN take carc OF you"
But grandma VII bc very old.
And only IN the ~ay. she fOcrg,'
llIs chubby arms her neck cnfold.
lbs earnest Dyes are fuii % tears,
And Of We give the old love Tor The now"
But. grandma, said he. IN take care Of your
'l'l build Tor ycu house 50 nlc.
Aul SON shall have six easy chairs;
Dozens OF servants when YOU dine
And lot ~ comforts cycrywhcresi"
Wlnc grandma smiled hcl knitting through
Don't fret" said bee. for III take care Of you
Dear grandma softly shades her eyes
The sunlight. maybe makes them weep;
Close 20 her heart her darling lies.
Rocked In a calm and gentle sleep.
And kisses IAN upon the lips. so true.
That said. Don't worry; Ill take caro- of your
George Cooper in The Independent
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suddenly tho Thought struck nm. "rnat
box Of tools again"

suddenly tho Thought struck nm. "rnat
box Of tools again."
With the auger and saw II contained
why should he not cut his way through
the floor. drop into the parIor belov. and
summon assistance? No sooner had he
hit on this plan than he proceeded to put
it into execution. Turning over OF his
face, he bored with rs little noise - pos
siHe series Of holes through the soft
pine flooring. and inserted the edge Of the
saw. 1t was new and shdrp. and the soft
wood readily yielded to his efforts. Soon
he had cut hole two feet in length in
one plank. The tiger had not moved.
Mrs. Hartley was lying face down
ward, and groaned from time TO time
uncasily She had regained conscious
ness. but replied to all her hGs5anG' s
questions in an incoherent manner, and
the poor man thought pitcously that per
haps her reason had given way under the
dreadful strain. The thought urged lin
on to renewed efforts.
Thesecond plank was now cut through.
Breaking away the plaster beneath, he
thrust his legs into the hole thus made.
and hung suspended by his fingers
Whilst in this position the thought in
voluntarily flashed through his mind
that perhaps the tiger might rush down.
stairs and seize him, and he grippcd the
rough boards tightly with his tired fin
gers. He would soon have to let go his
hold anyway. lie felt his fingers grad
ually slipping from the boards He
looked up, a prayer trembling on his
blanched lips. The animal had not
moved from its recumbcnt position on
the bed. Its eyes were half closed, and
it was apparently becoming drowsy
lie let go his hold and fell-down,
down, down-away into space. IL seemed
that he would never reach the floor
At this juncturc the merchants wife
shook him violently by the shoulder and
exclaimed i'm somewhat irritable tone:
"For goodness sake. James, wake up
and cease dreaming about that wrctchcd
tiger. Ibelieve you are more frightened
about it than am.
And lac was. -Austyn w. Granville in
Chicago Journal.
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Learning Well.

4 few months ago an acquaintance
came to a friend Of mine ami conidod.
with tears in her eyes, that her darling
boy, not yet years old, WAS learning TO
swear. She supposed he caught the
habit from the boys playing out OF doors,
and she had tried everything 70 break
him Of it, but all in vain. What should
she do? Ny friend was much troubled
by the dilemma, but her sympathy
changed to an opposite sentiment when
the next day she was greeted ythe grief
stricken mother with the following
words: ooh, must tell you what Ralph
said Just now. was sitting here 1t my
work and he was strutting about the
room in his lordly style. when he spied %
wooden toothpick on the floor Wei
what did that child do but strike an att
tudc and cxclaim In tho most tragic
tone: My God! Here's toothpicA! w.
pabyhooI
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-05-27
GluscnM ON Churrh LuxnrY.

The inhabitants of Glasgow are begin
ming to regard the established church as
decidedly costly luxury. They are
blessed with ten city churches, and the
ten ministers thereof have q guaranteed
income from tho rates. Tho returns from
seat rents have been gradually diminish
zig. until now the city has to make up q
deficiency Of about 1900 a year, and
the desire Of the inhabitants for disestab-
lishment has, Of course. been much
stimulated by this unsatisfactory state
of nffairs. London Truth.
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Point Comfort, Va. to Cincinnati, ove,
ESQ miles. The new iine from Hunting
ton, W, Va, to Cincinnati, along the
Ohio river, was completed and the new
bridge over the Ohio. between Coving-
ton and Cincinnati, was opened on the
first day of 1889. IL cost over 81. 500, 600
and diverted an immense amount OF
new business for Cincinnati.
Tho Vanderbilt interests had also
thought quite well Of Mr., Ingalls, abiIi-
ties rs o railroad man and tried in vain
to have him accept the presidency of the
Bee limo road &C., c., c. and L. some two
years since, ut the death OF President
Devereaux. OF late new deal has been
decided upon and the Bco line with its
$40 miles Of road, and the Big Four with
its 800 miles,, are to be consolidated under
new organization Of which NJ. Z. In
gals is to be president, with headquarters
In Cincinnati
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4 Prominent Hiilroad sian Who Has Rap
idly Come To the Front.

A Prominent Railroad sIan Who Has Rap
idly Come to the Front.
Probablyno prominent railroad man
in the United States has ever come 10
the front with greater rapidity than NJ.
Z. ingalls,, Of Cincinnati Born on n
farm near Harrison, Me-, in 1912, he was
graduated from Bridgeton academy, and
for a short time was a student at Bow
doin college. Leaving the latter, he on
tered Harvard Law school, and was
graduated therefrom ia 1863 He soon
opened a law Office in Boston, and, be-
sides being elected to represent the Sixth
senatorial district OF the Massachusetts
general assembly, he soon attracted the
attention Of m0neycd men who were in
terested in the indianapolis, Cincinnati
and Lafayette road, who sent him to
Cincinnati as receiver OF the line. This
was IN 1871, and so badly had it lecn
managed that its stock was worth !es,
than fifty cents ON tho dollar, and the
road was soon placed in bankruptcy. In
two years Dir. Ingalls, succeeded in pay
ing off the debts and had it released
from litigation. and ho was made prcsi-
dent Of the new road, organized a the
Cincinnati, indianapolis, st. Louis and
Chicago (Hg Four. Cincinnati was
without Union depot, and no railroad
during those hard timea would think Of
investing money in such venture. lie
went ahead. and the magnificent Union
depot, costing over one and half mill
ions, was the result, and when completed
the other roads were only too willing to
purchase part Of the structure.
Mr.. ingalls, also was very successful
in rcfunding the debt Of tho road into 4
per cents, and ht has had the pleasure of
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1889-05-27

uUss AND BUCKS CATHEDRAL PLAN,
pf the remaining three designs, mat
Of c. Grant Lafarge and William w.
Kent, who produced a plan together, is
Byzantine. Mr. William Halsey Weeds
plan is an embodiment Of all modes OF
gothic expression.
1t is not certain that any Of tho fauF
selected for elaboration will be adopted.
Before n selection is made some new
competitor may arise and produce q
plan SO striking as TO obscure all the
ra-f
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a Nuisance.


One Of the worst Of nulsances is
The chap who's up It early dawn
Making the lawn mower zizziziz.
Rasping the whiskers on the lawn
The hateful whir
OF the derce machine.
The buzz and the burr
Excite the spleen
OF the man whose sleep
Is driven away,
And with curses deep
He begins the day.
But the lawn mower chap
His ardor whetS
And he's never 80 hap
~ Us when he gets
Up close 10 the room
Where his neighbor lies
~ tho ,aorning gloom,
With staring eyes.
And twists ana turns
Till, half insane,
At last he learls
IT'S all In yaia-
lie cannot sleep.
All hope Is de:.l.
And with leap
lie bounds from bed
Oh,
Qne OF tho worst OF nuisances u
Tho chap who's up at carly dawn
Making the lawn mower xiziziziz.
RAsplng the whiskers Of the lawn.
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