New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

GThe Inn Keepers Journal seems to think that
the LIQUOR dealers moi adequately Represented on
the Excise Commission. However that may De'
there Is no doubt that they are Adequately repre-
sented in Albany, where they have stanch ana
trusty friend
Quito secondary or ts IS ABOUT
All my 6ssT yGanEE t ieay Soi Wen was up
one D6 DAY az. and ts TG'n S sS'sss as1S
spfn ms hadn't been below to break ms fail ,,
sSS s i Sas what became Of Captain Spit
An Major Bouncer-oh, spnlns He was buried SoIs
ant there. OF course. Couldn't bring him home
You know.-tLondon judy
4rbe philadelphia Record tells of Washington
n.r.rtment clerk who recently had very strange
oxnar,ence A man came to him for some informa-
eon and although he tried hard to do so, he could
mt nossibly refer the matter TO any otner uepAT
mept. and. therefore had to attend to It himself
LAYING Down tho Law.-Bridget-The nurse says,
Mum. that yez woT in the Kitchen WHO "O'' "u''
Midget, Ys~indade, Mum, an what wud ye think
II whit to your boodwar when ye w9rr Iu !, ,rsnge
Mistress very hmidiyl-i Sno'i" '""N - '''''
bn RFisset modifying little she skaters piece
., snyeV an the acor-very wo Mum, but here
t.nr n vez win stick your own part OF the house
OTll stick to mine.-(rhe Epoch
There are no rounds of drinks In the ladder Oh
success.
Tho finest railway station in the world Is said 70
4. tta ferminal station In Bombay, India. OF inc
Ipse, te1 RAILWAY It was finished last May aud
nsmed In honor OF the Empress OF india ~ tooh
Ten wears TO build It, and cost nearly SlSoOoUOo'
SAWS Comanche Indian clergyman; what we
r.od IL the Bible taught in plain manner Instead
"a ~. u,h,shev flask We want the Government TO
o,rcate our children TO DO good and useful citizens
., this country instead of drunkards Let the Govern
u,snt annroprate more money for teachers OF good
,ol character and less for scalp knives and guns"
Good For beumatism.--winlS-I forgot all about
my rheumasm last evening MEN, 70 the tS,rSS
ma laughed straight along DIDN'T 1eel a twing g
Funniest endmau l ever saw, only no was a"iuiy
hoafse ,...-u@, ora onod for rheumatism
-(New-York Weekly.
Tho Rov. sproune Burford, of Memphis Tenn, and
-Acanv rector of St Timothys IN this city, Is suuer-
inc through an act Of kindness. The other sunday
one ~ the tenors of the Emma Abbott opera company
- In the choir of his church, and was thanked
trom ths pulpit by Dr. Burford local paper con-
,asted his action with that OF the Rev. Dr. Gambler
=. Nashville last year. who attacked the Abbott Com
nanv from his pulpit The paragraph aroused the
,ra ~ n number OF Memphis clergymen, and they held
= ,oeetinr I'm which they vigorously denounced the
Ahbott Company and severely criticised Dr. Burford'
We prnt for the first time the private autograph
n, the Emperor Of Germany to WIZ
william Hohenzolem.
marck N""Nnb'on |riu0'
venerable white-haired clergyman OF Phhadel-
mia hes recently been much gratlfed at receiving
ssveral requests from ladies for lock Of hts hair.
nut the other day his wife received note that put
a dIferent light ON the subject 1t ran as follows:
any Dear Mrs. X. Won't you please ask your
GOOD husband TO send me Just little lock of his
Snr We have all been taking lessons IN making
hair flowers. SO many of the other girls asked him
and he sent II 10 them, but thought would rather
as Won to get II for Now, won't you please do
ths for me- IL is so hard to get white hair for lilies
of the valley"
A nasyon for Antiques Professor-There you
see are tho Pyramidsthe most noble temples that man
Miss Pssaick iof the Newark N. j., Normal Col.
Iceel-oh. what daisy dancing platforms they'd make
n thew were only turned upside down.-(rme
1lt ,or Tat-MIstress ito Bridgetl--ls Il possible,
prIdget you are looking through my trlnhi
Bridget calmly Yis, Mum, an didn't / catch
YOU lookin through mine the other day 1.-the Epoch
opposrlon 10 the Hebrew race to-day Is partly
based on religious prejudice. partly due 10 commercial
and social jealousy, But may lt not also arise from
certain distinct fanings OF ours Ere we arise In
rchteous indignation let MS weigh ourselves In tho
balance Perhaps, after ALL there may vet be Just
few "lapsS between NJ and the gual of perfection
The best reply TO censufe Is increased worth and
added rgL teosness and should the accusation happeu
10 be SANDER a little additional goodness viii do
nobody. any harm. ~ Hebrew Journal =
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