Telegram-herald., 1889-10-13
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- A. Asosst~r.


Sb,vr,.,, fro.,u New Y York ani BaStOx have
sSrsrrL.s.a i,l Collsc sleat al TIE sc2sQn. Sorns
we're ssrs.st fsslrs. VIA sold S4lve alsd bal.lqn
olnraaeut. to1fhaehs droqs. aud tlfaaee-oent
razofs and delivered ssady = a~caes lzaaer
gasolae toreh 81 lhs sIraets 81 night out
most u thess esre beaa a4na aEsss inen NIth
saoaksys and pertoraliag tsss-rs, "a begieS u
oa1aries tlar r-n up aaa do~n slny and fr~si
soo6au a. srs lu a. opea cart, aud amused
people ~ dong suaaoioAs tricks Tie l@ss
general assernbly ps-Ssed . st2toSs against
bssrs aud other rowing animals. but they
cone JnsE The sama
Tie ulost uovel show came this week I've
Italians. . hana organ, q yellow performing
sozG ana monkey we're :" asnod ~ ogt o. tns
storna. juss as TIE clouds rolled oy. The cool
sunlight ana tonic autumn ar starred Oota
goat sna monkey - 40 Eheir besE, and thes
dld IL 50 very vel that even the ltsssns, a.
vel. IS ths popalaoe, gri1ned with delight
Both were highly etUc2te1 The monkey as
dressed Ia b8ff colOred coat, with Jsunty
pockets In il. and lie wore bells, tie goat wore
SIMPLY as own undFesssa kid.
FIRST ths goat crawle1 up the small woodeu
performing pedesfal, clanlsiiy pulling his feet
after him aud did what be could 80, rearing
and paving the air; bat hs looked foolish and
stupid. his ~isp of beard hatGering u the
Wind. Then ne got down and the monkey
got % The latter made some funny grim
aces which excited applause and MS wr.nkled
little face pat on woful or gleefl look ac-
cordingly as bis master said "Brayor or
poked him IN the ribs with d sharp rod
But the best of tho performance took place
afte. the show After the monkey got down
one Of the Italians slyly stepped oct of tie
crowd. slipped into a corner saloon, and pres
entity emerged bearing a foanng glass =
beer. lie didn't imbibe any of u himself,
but with a grin took il % his friends the goat
and the monkey. He politely offered I Grsi
70 the goat. but that unsopListlcated creature
turned away lis face in disdain AM would
not look at the flowing bowl
"Ho hol" exclaimed his Tuscan master.
mona have bser-ai Hal Goat-a no know
what ees goot-a, ehi Monk-a ee have SONS
beer-aI Say-a yeesi So. 50. monk-a know-a
goot ting goat-a damphool-a~
The "monk-an took no risk OF losing the
drink. With the skill OF practiced topper 10
raised the duii 20 bis thirsty mouth and
drained every drop in the glass. lie even
held the upturned mug IA moment aloft, ms
lips at tho edge, 50 As not % miss gl0bule
OF the precious liquid. Then he gracefully
handed il back with "a polite bow, wiped uis
puckered face on his sleeve and the crowd
rOared.
"Only monk-a in ze Meriky, genshelmens,
zat drink-a ices besr-a zee ey'ry day. said
the proud master. glancing aimiringly al
the little beast.
"All Of which shows" commented a street
philosopher, 1.-The wide intellectual difference
between zee monk-a' and zee goat-a; eK-
hibits the susceptibility OF the monk-a 10 the
influences of civilization, aud Is knockdown
evidence of the origin Of man"
New Haven is still in a tustle with per-
forming bear. Both the bear and his master,
a shrewd Frenchman, were arrested and
lodged in the police station charged with vio-
lating the bear statute" OF Connecticut. The
Frenchman had money enough 10 pay the
fines imposed, but not enough 10 hire a wagon
in which TO transport the bear from his
prison. He couldn't lead Bruin through the
streets without violating the statute again,
SO he had 70 go away without bis pet. The
police station still has the bear, which is feed
ing on the fat Of the land and is happy, but
tho police don't want him. They may be
able 10 sell him, and they may kill and eat
him.-Norwich Conn Cor. New York Sun.