New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-01-19
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Our genial townsmsn Dan Dougherty has been
d.llshtIne the Chicago people with his weli-ch anec-
dotes In some of which the joke is decidedly on h-
self Here IS one Of them: MY name has always
been against me. few years ago was Invited to DC
one OF a party of prominent people who made an In
specton OF the state penentlay in Pennsylvania In
rolne through ore OF the corridors an attendant had oc-
casIon, not knowing who was, TO call out the name
Dan Dougherty and in the twinkle OF an eye three OF
the hardestloohng criminals ever saw poppcn tneir
heads out and answered Here's And he added
aTbcre has always been Dan Dougherty hanged In
pennsylvania every year since can remember NO
wonder no came 10 New-York
wasted FHorL-Charitable Visitor (abont 10 leave
tbe hospltaD-I never saw such cod-hearted person
as that patient near the window. l READ one 81
Heber Newtons sermons 20 him fully ten minutes, ana
he didn't show the least emotion.
Attendant-I'm sure he didn't mean TO hurt your
feelinks num- he's deaf As posI7tPuch
The Rev. Anthony swcnsson, of Detroit. is the INST
svede 10 become Roman Catholic priest since the
Reformation. Out OF population OF o,ooo,ooo'
sweden has only 1000 Roman Catholics
II ,s rot COOL FORM in England TO call physi-
car doctor It must be DR.. Jones' or ID; sml,h;
orr informant unfortunately does nor say wnether IL
would not be proper TO use tao cor,ction az
pocs 1,ull or Docs .Jenner would be IN harmony
wi.b .hc best social usages Of fashionable Lonaoi
The American doctor has some Disadvantages 70 cum
,nd agsinst but Il Is a great thing that no Is an
' s~strsna real Amercanwithlut any hyphen In
eront 10 whom such stuff as Is written ABOUT tns ynS
| fish doctor Is mc@hnse'S Va
Medical Record.
s.rsatIopai Preacher-There Is no use talking, 1
rst start another live topic, in order to Keep some
q, our ckle pewholders from going to snorers church
w,,o-wbat topic do you think of starting this
tmei ,,, >.
| :. GOOD subject All the big papers VIII report my
sermons. and / shall be famous in month
The Judges Of the Supreme Court OF Pennsyivsnia
nave Jus, ~ elI pafIence with Wild questions about
h,,ed fronts nounces and hox-pleauhg'-tbui1ingtoh
| Free Press
A, Rrattleboro, VT last week. farmer was plough
ing while ten miles back In the country people "ere
| sleighng
,,.demo,selle Eugenie Gilhooy !nurserymadl Ell
| yez plaize, NUM- nave 70 d Guy "H-' ~ -
yrnn,d lind NE q btf Ia.
oiscsory any want to SEQ how to mae mo wan og
| , II1ectory dresses that ye look so swate M
| -(Texas Strings
| so,aom does q more genuine hms OF beauty
| ,.suo trom tho periodical press than the recent
ISSUE rumber of our enterprsing Canadian con-
.snrv aThe Montreal Star" 1t consists oi
| -, ,our hIr pages enclosed In handsome chro
matte covers 1t Is printed exquisitey on hne boob
r.nor and abounds In illustrations that would en-
he,,,sb any magazine, and there are several add
tIonal mates. suitable for framing, executed IN the
hest styIe OF acknowledgements. IL would be not
ah,e as a holiday number Of hne-arts magazine
Az the Christmas number OF newspapcr-well. IL Il
lust big argument in favor OF taking Canada iatc
| the Union
An Art Mystery.-Mrs, De culture !ln Philadel-
| ubia .rf e,leryl-Isn't that remarkable Rosa boit
| heur7 49,, =. 4. ~. s..,.
see how she managed 10 find models for genuine fat
back Waila Wala hogs In France.-(Philadelphia Rec
| ord.
Saws Tho Chicago MALI "we are pleased to note
that The Earl Of onslow got the Job Of Governor
| OF New.Zealand The noble lord is chiefly rememr
bered in this country BY the TACT tnae wnie In CHI