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The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1889-02-13
LOCAL BREvITIBS.

Adolph llilburt pleaded guilty TO ma
licious trespass yesterday before Squire
Cole aud was fined y and costs
James Gillespie, machinist was dan
gcrously cut by an Italian last night about
$3.50 o'clock nj No. 1856 Front street The
assailunt made his escape.
All the engine houses arc draped In
mourning out Of respect 10 the memory OF
Pat Scott late driver Of engine company
No. ?, who died Monday.
Al Reeves the assassin oi Father Ash
field, was indicted ycslcrday.ior mudor Illc
was quite communicative az the jail, but
said nothing that throws additional light
on the crime.
The following were the lucky numbers
at the Louisiana Lottery drawing yester-
/ day 2j.2l5. 100000 Gl.tOD. 100000.
II, 100, $4,000, 0s,g12, $1,000. 20,GG7,
$1,000, 1875, $1,000
frame house on the old Raleigh road,
/ near Manassas street, owned by carpcn.
ter, named White, was totally destroyed
[ by fire, together with the contents therein,
| yesterday afternoon. Loss, 500.
Owing 10 the death Of Rev. Father Ash.
field the literary and musical entertain
ment TO be given on Thursday night by
by the Irish National League has been
. postponed. Notice Of future date will be-
given In the Catholic Journal aud Sunday
I press.
II. Cohn, who stabbed Charles Berlin
on Monday, was r,-arrcstOd Yesterday on
n bench warrant issued by Judge Dul,osc
I Cohn had been released on a :, 900 bail
bond by Squire Garyin. with but one
Z surety, when the law requires two. Judge
/ DulBosc instructed the jury hereafter 10
take cogniz1ncc Of such eases aud indict
/ offending magistrates. Cohn was remand.
cd to jail 10 await thc result u Bcrlin's in.
| jurics.
;. o. Preston, Secretary Of the Organ.
lied Charity Society oi New Haven,
/ Conn, has written letter 30 Chief OF PO.
| lice Davis, asking that official 30 inquire
Of the relatives Of Mrs II. NJ. Arnoit, an
aged lady who Is dying In that city Of
: pneumonia. The writer SAYS that she
lived In the suburbs Of Memphis with her
son, Charles OF George previous 10 going
20 New Haven. The party In question Is
said 10 be a daughter 0i Commodore VIII.
Jams, late Of the British Navy, now de.
ceased.
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All day yesterday people visited st.
Peters Catholic Church and paid sor-
rowing tribute to the memory of the dead
priest the Rev. Father Ashfed. Last
night the crowds OF people became more
numerous, and for hours the aislcs of the
church We're crowded to excess. The
vigil over the remains of the lamented
dead was kept by members of st. Domi-
mic and Holy Name Societies.
The funeral services, consisting of sol.
emn high mass, will begin this morning,
and will be Of Il most impressive charac-
ter.
At 0 o'clock am. the clergy, Bishop
Rademacher OF Nashville, Fathers
Bloomcr and Nalleley, Of Louisville, and
all the priests OF the city being present,
will chant the service for the dead, upon
the conclusion Of which solemn high
mass of requiem by Schnitt will be sung
by the regular choir OF 81. Peters, assisted
10y several other singers After mass the
regular burial service will DO chanted by
the clergy.
During the interim between the end of
the mass and before the burial service be-
gins, the choir will sing the beautiful
chorus REST, Spirit, Rest"
The choir upon this occasion will con-
sist OF Mrs. q. Barry, Ms. Moyston,
Misses 4. Smith, l.. McGrath, Laura
Thomas, G. Prcstidge, Mrs. Strickland,
sopranos; Mrs. Ullathorne, Mrs. kocssler,
Misses A. Dryer, Nj. l.arigne, Blanche
Miles, altos; Mcssrs. q. ID. Hutton, J. l..
Ritter, - Mathews, o. Barriuss, tcnors,
Messrs. J. L. Ryan, S. NJ. Wright, Walter
Saliarnns, j. L. Carey, BASES. Prof. Wink
Ter, the organist, has made every prcpara-
ton possible TO render the music suita-
BILE to the occasion.
At the solemn high mass the Very Rev
erend j. Z. Valley, q. T., Prior of st.
Louis Bcrtmnd's Convent, OF Louisville,
Ky. will nc, as cclcbunt; the Very Rev
errnd Father II. NJ. Boomer, q. T., rs
deacon; the Very Reverend J. T.. Moran,
a. sub-deacOn. An Grafton will he dc.
liyered after the first gospel, and at the
close Of the mass Bishop Radcmachcr will
give benedicton. The funeral will then
take place from the church 10 Calvary
Cemetery.
THE PAIL BEARERS.
Activc-A. Naccaro, John ]. Duffy,
John Lilly and L. J. Quiglcy, Of the Holy
Name Society; I. J. Koyscr, Henry Bush,
c. j. Blessing and John Lawlcss, OF ST.
Dominic's Union.
lIonomry-R T.. Semmes, DIR. T.. VI.
Willcit, John j. Barry, NJ. Wagner, Il.
VI. Manslorl, Mark Clark, ID. j. McComb
and j. NJ. Heating.
VISITORS.
The following visitors are here to partic-
ipate in the solemn ceremony Of burial:
The Rev h. VI. Bloomcr, sub-prior Of st.
Louis Bcrrand's Convent, Louisville.
Ky; the Very Rev J. T.. Valley, prior oi
81, Louis Bcfirand's Convent. louisville,
Ky; the Rev. William Walsh, Of Sts.
Peter and Paurs Church, Chattanooga,
Tenn; the Rev. 4. G. Abbott. Of It. Marys
Church, Jackson, Tenn. All the local
clergy aud the Rt. Rev. Bishop Radema-
cher, Of Nashville.
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BALDWIN, KNOWLTON & LAKE
PERSONAL POINTS.

On. ERsEINE has gone to Huntsville for
visit Of n few days.
Miss IDA HENRY, Of the ShcrifTs Office,
Is again suffering from a nalarial attack.
HERMAN +. MEYER, Vicc-Prcsidcut Of
the G. J. l.. Meyer & Sons Company, Chi
cago, Is in the city looking over the con-
diiions OF this city.
Mn. a. W. EDWARDS, Of Little Rock.
Ark. and Miss Mamie II. Miller, Of Holly
Springs, Miss, were quietly manicd yes
torlay at the Clarendon.
J. +. GoENAN, prominent railway
man and capitalist Of Davenport, Ia, - in
the city, a guest OF his brother, VI. j. Cor
man, OF Chelsea. This Il Mt. Germans
iirst visit to Memphis and lac is aslonishcd
at the size and activity OF the trade OF
Memphis.
ViIroRs on Change yesterday G. W.
Pittmnnn, Park Place, Ark: T. 7. Bath,
st. Louis; D. Rcinach. Riycrton, Miss. I.
T.. l.. Lincoln, New York; -. w. Me-
Nulty, Tennessee. 4. q. Crcyeling, New
York; Henry Smith, Omaha; G. Il. Evans,
Mississippi.
r. l.. PRircuErr, Nashville; Duncan
Brown, Huntsville. Nell. Williams. Pine
2luf: &. q. Shallo, Kent, o.; Byron llar-
tn, Louisville; j. W. McCorklc. Water
Valley: Thomas J. Flippin, Somoryillc. j..
J. Wigs, Little Rock, are among the
latest arrivals at Gaston's Hotel.
ANoNG the prominent arrivals nj DuTy's
Hotel, are A. b. Collum aud lum Collum,
Clarion. Pa; NJ. d. Bowman, New Or
leans, la; G. II. Chamberlain, New Al
hany. Ind Buck llarlcmau, Henderson,
Tenn; William Stewart, Kansas City,
Memphis & Birmingham Railroad; A. J..
Rodgers. Hickman, ky.; ]. J. Gibson,
Mississippi.
RIP. Oxry, st. Louis, Mo-; Miss Addic
Sherman, Grenada, Miss; Miss Mollio
Miller. Holly Springs. Miss; VI. W.
Edwards. Little Rock. Ark; !. II. Reed,
Prntiss. Nv; J. II. Barnett. Obion, Tenn.
W. 4. Bullihn, James n. Bond, Browns.
willie. Tenn; H. 4. Tyler, Kansas City;
Mn. !. W. Ward, Mrs. Armstcad, Wood.
stock, Tenn: J. u. Russell. New York
City; q. II. Terry. Lake View, Miss, are
among todays arrivals ut the Clarendon.
Da. u. y. Wmour. Of GAINESVILLE. Tenn,
prominent physician and member Of thc
state Board Of Health, n making q tour OF
the principal cities Of the State, at the In
stance Of the board, ior the purpose Of In.
spcc,ing public school buildings with refer.
oncc 10 light ventilation, sanitation, heat
ing. etc. lie visited Memphis lew ycars
ago on a similar mission aud "a once more
In the city. the guest Of Dr. Nall. DR.
Wright has host Of friends here who will
give him a cordial welcome.
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the Bishop aud Others Hound for ucm-
phi. 90 Hurry father Ashncid.

special Dispatch 10 he Appeal
NASHVILLE, Tenn, Feb. The sad
circumstance surrounding the unfortunate
tragedy In which Father AshGcld lost his
life will cause the ~. Rev. Bishop Radc-
macher to postpone his departure for
Rome several days. The Rev. A. Luisccli,
OF Memphis, was In the city today, and
left tonight for Memphis, In company with
the bishop and Father Tiepel, Of the Ca.
thcdral, and Father Joseph, Of North
Nashville, to attend Father Ashfeld's
funeral. Bishop Radcmachcr will return
Thursday, and will leave for Rome Sat
nrlnY.
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hesI Head.

Is the name Of the most successful brand
81 nickel Cigars VIC have ever put out 10
the trade. We have shipped 5000 10 the
surrounding country IN the past two
weeks, and orden continue 30 pour In Tor
them. They are made by straiton 4
Storm, Of New York, which l. sufficient
guarantee that the Cigar has merit, and
which has been attcsiel by the many OF.
den We have received lnr same. We are
way oycrsold, but are filling orders m fast
a. possible. We are establishing agencies
for Red Head Cigars I'LL over the country.
|. SANrisoN & Co.,
Sole Agents for Slmiton 4 Storms world.
renowned New York Ciagm.
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ai.s mannnh'. Piano Recital.

The seats aud aislcs Of the Young Mems
Hebrew Association Hall last night was
crowded by an audience that gathered 10
listen to the piano recital given by the
pupils Of Miss Minnie Hannah, assisted
by Mn. Henry Berry, Mir. Emma Jones.
Mr.. James Griffith and Mr.. leo krcmcr.
Miss Hannah Is well known, having been
born hero and lived In this city, except
while In Europe and New York com.
plotting her musical education. Tho ~.
suit oithe cultured aud artistic arrangement
Of last nights program and III exquisite
rendering by her pupils, show unusual CO.
pacity on the part ui tho teacher, who has
bcch the pupil ui Sherwood, the eminent
pinnist Of New York, and kullak, chief Oi
The Conservatory Of Music In Berlin. AZ
s O'Clock the curtain rJao aud showed the
ample stage with two pianos Of the best
| makes The recital commenced with q
/ pullacra nnliilntc 10y Weber, which was
rendered In q most finished manner hy
/ Misses Minnie Goodloe, I.ouisr Buchanan,
Bertha WlIott aud Nellie Willctt, Who
/ were the oldest pupils aud most finished
playrr, oi Miss Hannah. The next two
/ numbcr.,nn Eiudc by liayina and andantD
| Of rondo vs. k0acnhCim, wcfn rendered
/ by little Misses Rosa Dcmuth and
l bessie IulO in a manner that
| showed the delightful result Of the
most careful aud skilllul instruction.
Tho next was "lhc fowst song" by
Krcul1er sung for the first time In Mem.
phi. Ly tIio magnificent bass voice Of Mr.
! jamcs Griffith, Who responded 10 an en-.
| r,fo vtfh hfs clear, smooth voice In
"Rockrd In thc Cradle 1i the Deep.
Next followed schubcrfs "lmpromptu
No. IL" which was executed by Mis-
Emma Gerber. whose smooth, easy ton,
,,ns mosi cpmmrudablc. Then followed d
Jilirult yal.o by GODDARD. which was vel
rendered by Mis- Hattie loWcnstcin, on,
Of thcmosi promising OF her pupils an,o
ono for whom the future has much
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AMUsEMEN rs.


Days comedy attraction, zoos, was
produced las, night by the Rehan Com
pany Of comedians. aud in a manner most
enjoyable TO the audience. The play !,
brimiul Of fun aud humor and FREQ from
all iarcical business. IL was presented in
acceptable style by the people in the east
aud was thoroughly enjoyed. Tho com.
pany is one Of the Test ON the road, well
balanced aud made up Of thoroughly
trained and accomplished artists. At the
matinee this afternoon Nancy & Co.
will bo reproduced, and tonight Love IN
Harness will be- the closing attraction.
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I,tEi,

UEOWN Athrf rslicncr on tnpury street sun.
dHy morning February tu tssl ~ urluUE. Mr.
l.fiuHt N MruwN. HTrd OIL YrHr month Hui RI
dave wife Of thH late John rfuWu. Hnt beloved
muihrf Of Nrs 4. a louutri nui " a. brown.
IlHrtauu Tenn paper plUas' uHfJ
Duo noticr NJ funeral will D. Eiyrnl
NTWHrRgEI=At D0nor,lilr Miss Tuesday
morning. trhfuHW i1. issl MuIrAu NrWuluHtfs
tunrnl Will take pllro from X e. Ma ~ Illully
fpfiuFsl depot thls "Wednesday mUfuiHH un uui
va 81 Hurluri tfniu.
THcuds II The family Invited h. surnd
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a ninrr nnrlta AII,e.

rpcclal Dispatch ~ The Appeal
sourn Pirrrnuno, Tenn, Feb r. WIN.
Ridings, a coal miner, met with a shock.
ing death at the whitwcll mines Yesterday
evening. lie was digging coal. The slate
above broke aud crushed him In a terrible
manner. Several miners were working
near, and lac WIS dug out ~ quick as pos.
ablc, but lived only few minutes.
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Tnr Southern Building aud Loan Asso.
citation Of Knoxville, Tenn, will 10 bust.
ness IN every city in the South,
II enables lis members Ia apply rents
paid 10 the payment Of their own homes.
Loans money 10 IL members at D pei
cent on money actually loaned.
PAYS investors mom than - per cent.
per annum simple interest
Further mention Thursday.l
J. y. OurCELr, General Agent.
in. Patton. Travelling Agent
onicc, No. ~ Madison street, Memphis,
Tenn
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THE LAMENTED DEAD.
FUNERAL AT ST. PETERS CATHOLIC
CHURCH THIS MORNING.

The Musical Service To Be OF a Most
Impressive Characeer--solemn High
Mass by Bishop Rademacher and
Catholic Clergy.
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Iotin'. Ingaremcn,.

The sale Of SEATS Tor the Lolita engage
ment next week, will open Mt the Main
street ticket Office on Friday morning
Lolita will appear in "Musctic," Monday
and Tuesday nights, aud in pawn Ticket
No. 2l0. ut the wednesday matinee aud
ON Wednesday night.
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Pn.imn.ier. Annnlnira.

TpFrIaI UHVlITh 20 TIC ApUTlI
WAsniNoroN. D. G., Feb. y. Tcnnrs.
sew. 4. w. Bailey. Abncr. Lawrence
County H. Z. BCaslcy, Hazel RIDGE.
Dickson County. Mississippi. J. Nil.
Ter, Miller, DcSoto County. Arkansas -
J. q. Jordon, Hollywood, CLARK County.
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The members OF the Holy Name Society
and st. Dominic's Union are requested to
meet at 81. Dominic's Hall. Washington
street, Wednesday morning at O'Clock
sharp TO attend the funeral of the Rev. l..
A. Ashicld IN a body. A. NACCAHo,
President Holy Name Society.
4. J. KEYER.
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Prc.ide.,,., N.m,..,,.,.

WASHINGTON, Feb. H. Tho President
today sent 10 the Senate the name o.
Eugene 4. White, Of Arkansas, 10 be on
Indian inspector.
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The Fav0rite

Medicine for Throat and Lung Dinl-
CulteS has long been, and still is, Ayers
Cherry Pectoral 1t cures Group,
WhoopinS Cough, Bronchitis, and
Asthma; soothes irritation Of tho
Larynx and Fauces strengthens tho
Vocal Organs; allays soreness " tho
Lungs; prevents Consumption, and,
even in advanced stages Of that disease,
relieves Coughing and induces Sleep.
There is no other preparation for dis.
eases of the throat and lungs to be com.
pared with this remedy,
MY wife had distressing cough,
with pains In the side and breast. Wa
tried various medicines. hut none did
her any good until | got u bottle II
Ayers Cherry rcctornl, which has cured
her. \ ncighhor Mrs. Glenn, had tho
measles, aud the cough was relieved Ivy
the uso OF Ayers Cherry poctoral. 1
have no hesitation In recommending this
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Dissolution Notice |

uAvGNG NJ VIRTUE or 4 nrCREE nF THE
l thHuHrV Four DO che rHsr ~ Ryan We u %
Andrews q o. Fild ihu merchandise AMI ruli
Will Boo The ErsfrfN HIislura ul g. u Ryan Co o.
%. %. AudruWs and Z " NufnH, and nay guuunr
ton with HIt hUsluiHs having altogether uUlsfsi
90 rrrnus indebted toe. " Ryan A Go by UHin
uf HHUuuni nfr earnestly requested o. either ruuir
- Main siUpt
4 compliance with the above may ave trouble
aud rHprulG
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This Gnc historic play will be presented
at the thcltcr tomorrow evening, on Fri
day night aud at the Saturday matinee.
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PAtN from indigestion, dyspepsia. and too
hearty eating. Is relieved at once by taking
one oi Carriers Little Liver Pills Immediately
after dinner. Don't forget this.
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WAGNER QUARTET CLUB"
Office for reserved seats
Open Tuesday. Februar, ~. 10 q am

roR fnnEE DAYS ONLY,
AZ +. wiizmann 4 Co. 4, 22Ssccond street
Positively no one allowed TO reserve for
more than three membefa
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Dissolution Notice.

The dm ~ 4 KOutnUY q co.. consisting oi
4 kuhlbN Hut a H.lI.flUu hhs ihls day huUu
dissolved. Mr 4. kuhlhu puirhHHiuH the Interest
H NJ A sllHUflrrF NJ kuuluu gill ply Hll
outstanding indebtedness aud m.l No. 900 collections
due thu old nuu. a tultiUiiN
A Nlt.WiitlU itI.
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topGE NOTICES.

A NGEnOSA IOpgT SO DOL, q ANN 2
~ will Nufk In Ihr iutrfri AppWutir Ny
nrFfnr this iWEuNtsnAlI uIrhf, IrIwHu ~
o.. ls,p. "a .np'plurk Nlslilug bfUih'fi, in.lud
lnf o. A. fuisfnhlly intlinl
%, orisf II gLU. " SMITH. W M
Affect DlplT TtAprn socfriafv
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TO ATTEND TmE ruNEnAI.

Prcsident st. Dominic
Catoctin clarion., 1889-01-24
Little Three.Ye8r.OlGl Story
with q s.MOral.''

A little girl, aged three, informed
her mother that she knew a beautiful
story about giant. Would you lik'
to hear it, Imamma ?'saskedgshe.s r4
well, then, she continued, 'onc'
there was a great ugly giant. and hi
was very fond of eating little girls
One day as he was walking throug|
the woods, he met two little girls--on
very good little girl, and one Yer
naughty one.
First he took a bite out Of the goo
little girl, and he made up a horri'
face, and said she tasted awful has
then he took taste of the bad lit
girl, aud he smacked his lips and sa
she tasted dreadful nice, cause you St
mamma, she had eaten nuts and cand
at d raisins when her mother told he
not to, and that made her taste sweet
Then the old giant said, III neve
again eat good little girl. III alway
eat the bad ones.
n Listener in January WIDE AWAKE
Catoctin clarion., 1889-01-24

REAL ESTA TIE
bought and sold on Commission. The best
and most RELIABLE FIRE INSURANCE
COMPANIES represented in the State for
either farm or town properties 'All business
strictly confidential. "a su.t.
Office, Front Room in NC. Cramers
Residence, opposite John Roots Store
Catoctin clarion., 1889-01-24

what she had done, he took off his hat
and dropped it in the road having but
one available arm, and offered her his
hand. She placed hers frankly within
it, and he raised the little gauntlet
respectfully to his lips. You are very
brave, he said, with considerable feel
ing. 4 am glad TO tlhhk that perhaps
owe you my life
The ,Juhnstown stage was later than
ever that night when it drew up in
front af Abe Goldstein's store, in Pack
City. Simultaneously with its arrival
the drinking and gambling saloons and
other places Of public resort suddenly
became deserted. 1t was that wom-
an had driven the stage in, and that a
man with his shead banda9ea and his
arm In a sling was sitting alongside of
her, holding baby. While Wells
Fareo's box and the mail sacks were
being taken out, for Goldstein's store
was also the express and post office, the
story was briefly given to the crowd
Then a cheering, pistol-fring process
si,n accompanied the stage down the
street to the hotel. Here a dozen
strong arms fairly lifted the woman
from the box. while the baby was only
rescued from it's mob of volunteer
bearded nurses by the energetic inter
vention of the muscular landlady. The
lieutenant himself, after being enthusl'
astically asked to drink IN the aggrs-
gate liquor enough to have stocked a
wholesale whlskey store, Was put to bed
and q messenger dispatched for the
surgeon at the fort.
Meanwhile a party of horsemen
swiftly and silently rode out Of the
town in the direction whence the stage
had come. The next day the lieuten-
ant wa. informed that Whisting Dick
had been found dead in the road at the
head Of Stoney Creek grade. A false
gray beard had been picked up near
the body. and was thoushtfully offered
to the lieutenant as memento. We
struck the other fellows trail, said
his informant, in that clump Of scrub
oak. He was wounded and there
wasn't any trouble in followingit. We
finally corrsled him down in stoney
Greek. But he was game and played
that gun of his for all it was worth be-
fore we took him. You never would
have guessed. now, that it was Jim
Gatesby himself, the company'a new
driver. But that's who it was, for a
fact. I've heard since that the express
folk kind of suspicioned him Of stand.
ing in on thatlast robbery.
Catoctin clarion., 1889-01-24

Strict and prompt attention to the eollec
tion Of all claims. Notes, Bills and Judg.
ments bought.
Catoctin clarion., 1889-01-24

rally.r WeasI'na slNieea aobber sf ban
and she amt got married Yes, sir,
we're it is in the paper. They say the
Old man g richer than Blue Gulch, and
give 'em q couple hundred thousand to
start on. And wot's more, among the
weddin' presents they got was a solid
silver tea set, with 'scrlption on it, as
how it was presented to Lieutenant and
Mrs. George w, Calyerly by Wells,
Fargo & COS Express in grateful re.
membrance Of their gallant defense of
the Johnstown stage.'-Robert HoaOe
Fletcher IN The Argonaut.
Catoctin clarion., 1889-01-24
1pit aud bumor.
TIE STOLEN CUSTARD.

In haste bore the tldings:
"My darling, I'm afraid
Your Pussy cat has stolen
Tue custarl that you made"
l feared burt of weeping,
But saw, with glad surpris',
A look of JOYOUS rapture
Light up the childish eyes.
20, Auntie I'm so fattered
''' To haye dear Pussey feel
That l can make a custard
That's good enough to steal
-Esther B. Tiffany, IN January Vide
Awake.
A human stick-A postman.
The coming man-The bill collector.
A burning question-The price Of
co,l.
A time table-Twenty minutes for
dinner.
Jokes about seal skin sacques a e
very furietched.
1t i; the astronomer who mo fire.
quenlly rises 10 observe.
When swtchman strikes, does he
strike with switch?
The inebriate has his ups and downs
--Hic. cups and fall, downs
1t shines unseen The old black di
agonal under your winter overcoat.
Most of the people who come to want,
by the way, do not want to come.
The cloud that owe trhangs the poiti
clan frequently has a silver lining.
A smart hotel clerk up town refers
to his army guests as war roomers.
The dancing master should be quick
at figures. .........
Always turning over new leaf-Li-
brarian.
Motto of real estate men-"Deels,
not words"
Applicants for loans-generally a
dopt a borrow tone.
Teacher-Charie, what is an cccen-
tric
Charlie-An eccentric, sir, is d
crank.
The left bower-The man who ism t
recognized by the lady to who he lifts
his hat.
The girl with six foot sweetheart
said that she wouldn't tell Il story, but
she couldn't help but "draw a long
beau" Il }iiss / (
st. Peter-For some reason l do not
recognize your face. What is that
bundle under your arm
Mortal-Only the earth. l.
st. Peter-Step right in this way,
Mr.. Gould.
Citizen What are iyod doing with
that man a .-...
Policeman-I've just arrested him.
Cltizen-But he's as deaf as post.
Policeman 3:HsH ig& bis hearing
before the magistrate.
After breaking the wishbone She
There, it's yours. Now wish but mind,
you mustn't tell your wish or 1T will
never. come trne-g Z gnq.s T. gEitg
He (tendsf'y) But may I"not tell
you? :.
She-Oh, dear, no. ~.
He (pathetically)--It can meyer
come true unless do tell you. .,,
She(shyly)-Well, then. in such an
exceptional case, perhaps you had bet