New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-21
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THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Two Congregational churches in Maine have q
pastor between them. Both desired HIS services az
the same hour but that was impossible the mat
ter was compromised by having the pastors wife Of
hclate at one OF the churches. And the church at
which she ociaes thinks It has the best Of the bar
gain.
In No Hurry.-Little Girl-It should die and go to
NAN Mamms~Yes, my pct, and a crown and a harp.
Little Grl-And candyf
Little Girl Iaftor medIt atIon)-welI, I'm glad we'vo
got q good doctOr-(Philadelphla Record.
The Rev. Dr. HarcOurt, Of San Francisco, aston
shed HIS the other Sunday by the follow
ing view Of divorce " I do not believe, as some do,
that facility Of divorce especially when accom-
panied by the liberty Of repArrage, win lower the
moral tone Of society believe that, as John Milton
said, honest liberty Is the greatest foe OF DIS
honest license The State, therefore, does well TO
make provision for the being Of fits subjects.
The popular cry heard all sides OF the great evils
OF dvorce. IL is about time for us to look at the
many evils on the other side. There Is bondage
that is often worse than death. Emancipation from
this Is Godlike. What am asonished at is not that
so many married people get along poorly, but that
under all tho circumstances they get along so wei'
New-Jersey RepublIean-why you Democrats so
anxious to wipe out the High License law ami give
Y S6S% soJgsS DsmocrHt You see We have re-
solved to undo the work Of the Republican whiskey
party, VINO want 70 MAKE NeN-Jefsoy FtOnlultiOu
Staie.-tNOrristown Herald.
A Chicago man went into bookstore the other day
to buy copy Of Ben she,r and got mad when he
was told there sueb book, IL was learned
aiterward that he meant Ben Hur."
Tho real reason why. Tom Plat didn't get INTO the
Cabinet was because jerry Rusk was 10 go there.
Tie President objects to Tom and Jerry.-(Boston
Herald.
Says "The Baltimore sum: 1.-THE stupid story
started IN New-York and sent over the country 10
the effect that rupture had occurred between Mrs.
Ameltc Rlves-Chanler and her husband, and that q
separation had taken place. is entirely without
foundation Mr.. CHAMBER returned from Europe
few weeks ago and Immediately Joined his wife at
Castle Hnl Mr.. and Mrs. Chaner are now in
Washington. They will go 10 Castle nm, tbs
home of Mrs. Chambers father, where, after re-
naming few days, accompanied 6y Mrs. A. L.
Rgves, the lady's mother, they will come here
and spend a short time with friends. From here
they will 20 to New-YOrk, and sail from there TO
Paris on May In
What Our Artist Has to Put Up witl&pHe-By
JOvo It's the best thing I've ever paiTned !-and
I'll tell you what: I've q good mind to give II TO
Mary Morrison for her, wedding present ,.,.ou ,...
always been so hosptabie to us You ought to give
her real present. yon know fan, or scent Oo'ue'
al have been IN a country where the hand Of man
never trod," exclaimed a returned traveller. Ana
least spark OF genius water It,
Wrong Dagnosis-Hotol PrOprotor-What 10 the
matter With that sick gentleman In my onicef
observation-disclosures. -. .... -,
Sir, that gentleman Is one of my Oldest guests, ana
has tho most expensive apartments III inc mouse"
"Oh He is suffering from nervous prostrauon."-
philadelphia Record.
Some ono has noticed that Mr.. Cleveland was the
thirteenth lawyer become President hence his de-
feat last November
A discussion was IN progress last night In hotel
iobby between newspaper men aud politicians on the
subject OF Democrats In Office under the new ORDER OF
things. aru mich, ~,
patch" you bet there isn't Democrat IN Office now
ISN'T there ~ asserted a New-York Democrat,
what's the matter with Major Blank, OF Arkansas p
"Rats ~ exclaimed the Major In disgust. He's
no Democrat. he wasn't In the Confederate Army
The Majors point was so VOL taken that his op-
ponent retired In dlsmay. Washington Critic.
The Boston streetcsr conductors announce tho
names Of the streets with great dIstinctness For
instance they announce Dedhan-st as "Dead-ham
street," making a very pronounced psuse between
the two syllables.
A New-York woman who arrayed her eght-yesrOld
son In "Little Lord Fauntleroyn dress overheard
him soon aftorward threatening to kck the stuff
fitted bis form much better than his nature.-Norris-