The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1889-03-14
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chesgspisf Yea. sbe naspnr6d And thei
be fsll 90 Lss ltocs and told hor the Cd
old siosy
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yos iinaly tell ne shsrs can Rsi drinI
Of vssff Policsmss Nets freni. BAT
l~~s ealy drss nopits On dis hesI
Oar dear sis,er, ssil The Nthrsskl
psssor. has sone 10 tseiisi land = Tia, u
II there he any heller lsnd than ran b
found rsLi here 10 the Misosri bottoms
Tommy - uonl3ut wAni 10 lie ID,
preachers iisls hoy. Anni - whyf Ten
m, o. be-. sos hundreds ard buadred'
Of slipper. Thy ate scattered aIl oyel
ths hous.
He Believe ne. aesresi. when ] ny
shsi shall b. tie tappiast 81 mor,a.s Il
yen sill lasi routrpt 81 STARE my lot apd
Bic -Jnsl nomssi. Mr. Ireszs. II
iis corner lott
"A Siour City Glen. naas prescription
- yoaas mss uho drsifc 10 get on IN ID,
uofij Is 10 mit brpiss 9Th self denial
Tbsi's good ane,,ioe Ter those Who have
The hraies ~ staa sish
"A little D,.slon elfi on ieturoing from
ebafeh. lssi sandsy. sben questioned by
her is,mr si'nut ibc sermon. ssid nsiyely
loDir rrm.sob,i liis, he said Paul planted
and had Apolliosri. Waies
Youthful Innocence, O0e OF you
bora has been s,csling rsisins again;
have found The seeds On the door Which
one OF yon whs ~ Tommy Ii wasn't
me. Isssilowed The seeds Ia laine.
"A lady 10 Atchison. Kansas, with q
family Of girls bad alssys said that not
one Of them should ever marry q Missour.
ian, = democrat OF man named John.
snd The very hnst one TO 20 married all
three.
MIR. Lookout - You hsyes good cheek
johnson to steal my chickens and then Try
10 sell them TO mel Johnson Why. boss,
thor you'd pay better price for fowl
you'd raised yerseIf You'd know what yer
buying
Tramp Can you give me some work
arr Fsrmer-I guess so. What kind Of
work do yon wan'9 Tramp Work for
my jaws Farmer An right; come 10 and
talk with my wife. II she can't keep you
busy III eat my boots.
Mistress Mary Anp, told You to
base The eggs soft boiled. These are o.
hard m bullets Alien Ssrvitor Sure
mum; they'r ez soft ez could get them.
0i kept on bilin thin an bilin' thin for
nigh the whole mornin' an divil bit soft.
er would they glt
Young Trsmp- Let's break into the
kitchen OF that big house tonight and qet
something to eat Old Tramp-we
wouldn't fnd much there Them folk
puts on too much style. Git into the kitch.
ne o. steady goin' old fashioned folks eyer
want ter strike banquet
A problem in division: The meauest
msn mp to date il Spifkins. He sold
Jones half interest in COW. and then
refused TO divide the milk, maintaining
that Jones owned the front half. The
Gov hooked sniikins. and now Snifkins Is
suing Jones for damages.
Chicago millionaire Gin the east
That gentleman appeared 10 reconize
you. Why didn't You bowP Daughter
! don't remember him. Chicago million.
sire That doesn't matter Always be 20.
lite 10 eastern men We never can tell
vhich ones hold our mortgages.
--Misirsss Mercy on me, what kitch.
enl Every pot, pan aui dish Is dirty. the
table looks like junk shop. and why,
II will take YOU a week 10 get things
cleaned mp What have you been aoinp'
Servant --Snre mum the Young ieaaes
hiss just been down here showing me how
thev roast = m a'o AZ the cooking school.
Elder Msriin sfter prpachiae q, The
Poland camp ground IN Sunday; saws the
LEWISTON Me. Journal. wa. accosled Nv
drunken fellow who happened to be stroll.
inr abnn' the grounds. Elder" said the
fellow. edo vou suppose Won conld ee. the
devil on, Of mep" II should. nv friend
I'm afraid there wouldn't be mueh len n
you yes the elders qnick retort
Mrs Belle Miller who was Gen. Hu
rison's rnrse In his hoyhood. ia a, present
r~sslinc the press with some Interesting
and amusing accounts a. her former
charge. According to nurse Miller, he
vas very lively etf, at = lad who PLAYED
comic prsnks on every one in his reach.
for which she nscd TO spank him viror
ousiy and enthusiastically. She lives N
see her early labor richly rewarded. Ben
jsmin Ia q crndii 10 hrr.
1T vas Ping wi,h black nose with =
skysard tsndsnsr Fin. Il wss too bot 10
th- car for IL. than |, was too cold. Win
dovs were raised and lowered. and at last
. gentleman who sat rear was requested
10 move 10 the ncrt car. Certainly. ma
dam. he said with the suayi,y Of travel
Cd American towards iefenceless women
With pus.. In. mar enquire why You
wish me 10 eof Yes. cir: Toossey 10 sen
strive 10 cold, and / heard you remark
that ycn bad draft in your pocket
"A soldier ~bo had been taken prisoner
had vile aud children livirg 10 New Jer-
sey. A good minister learning that there
vs. soon 20 be general exchange OF pn
soaer and s,ships 10 relieve the terrible
snxiety al the wife, called ana told her