New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-10
THE TALK or THE DAY.

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Christian Union,' Clarence Deming tells the follow.
| ing story: Mr. w. a rockrlbhcd Democrat OF Con.
noctlcut was deeply incensed when, during a PresL
dental campaign the Republicans piled him with
copies of The Tribune. As he told the story himself
he Indignantly flung them in the stove. excalmng,
IN teach them to throw their pearls before swine,
We'll out OF It-Uncle-And you love your enemies,
| Ethcll
Ethel (prompuy)-Yeth. Uncle.
Unce-And who are your enemies. dear'
The old Gentleman doesn't see his way further md
drops the subiect.-(London Punch.
"The American Hebrew Of this city, celebrates It's
tenth birthday BY publishing fine anniversary num-
her, containing many literary features Of great interest
not only to Jews but to Gentles. The American
! Hebrew has been remarkably successful during the
past year, and in ability and enterprise takes IL
Mace among the foremost religious journals.
Mans Mental Superiority. IIayseed ION .
crowded New York thoI oughfare)-Sakes alivel Hos
air we goln' TO git acIost the street!
Mr. Hayseed Ipointing to an elevated railroad sts
ton Now, see here Amandy you must n sop seaa
: ef you was never in city before can't you SEQ
that bridge l-(NewYork Weekly.
One of the latest and most successful advertising
schemes IS as follows A lady receives letter vried
ON dainty paper with an armVral crest or something
of the sort stamped il. The letter, which bears
all the marks of having been written by woman o.
exquisite refinement, begins Ma Chere Marie Ina
chances are that the ladys name is not Marie, but
She soon discovers from a number of chance illusions
In the missive that it was not INTENDED Tor hef, and
she at once comes 10 the conclusion that an acquaint
ance who had been writing 10 her and TO anothea
lady at the same time had, by mistake, put the tWa
letters in the wrong envelopes. This inference causes
her to read the letter with still more eager Interest,"
especially passage In which chere Mare' IS asked
TO be so good as 10 order for the writer one of those
lovely sets of furniture from the celebrated hrm %
~ Maho AZ
most giving away. AS the letter is only signed
8" julie" with address given. the request cannoS
of course be complied with; but if the lady who r>
ceves the letter doesn't at once visit the csablsht
ment of Cherry, Mahogany Co., it is because she ~
too Ill to do so.
Mr. Coolhesd new admircrl-Thank you, should
be delighted 10 call very soon again "ero sure VI
on. I'm nearly always at home; bullet me sea
il won't do for you to call tuesday evening" Tor thae
is the night of the Home Mission meeting and Wednes-
day night the Emperors Daughters meet, and Thurs,
and Friday is the monthly meeting OF the Dorcas
Club; and saturday the b. Browning hn .CiuO-roaHs
Undo you expect TO belong to all those soeues
always" ne. u.,oho. =, thar, all.
Fri should like to call again soon, but this u
our busy season, and shall be confined very eossy
10 the office for several months. Good evening"
(New-York Weekly.
The completion of the tenth full year Of work %
the Harvard Annex finds it a strong and successful
institution Beginning with twenty-five students "a
l879sO the attendance has steadily increased 70 III
in 1sso!eo 1t is no longer laughed at as usees
fad but Is accepted seriously as an important iac@
in the educational system of Harvard.
An English scientist saws that If were to vth
the moon we should find the days and nights
fortnight in length and If we survived the scOnn!
during the day we should n, Granny That setiIes
We shall not visit the moon The climate !, entprg
different from any OF the iTfy hours
and it wouldn't agree with US me hngnsh sc.ens,
does we'll to tell the truth about II, instead on u S
to boom town lots on the moon.-(Norristown h0AI
san Francisco. with population of about 10000
has only 100 churches, with seating ctpfiV
| 40 900 and an average attendance of 25,oOo Inc
climate of San Francisco does not 10 be conduc"
| to church, going
| "Oh. what is that belt forlS the maiden inqursd
OF her lover who sat by her side .,
"why that is a life-buoy in danger required
al think I'm in danger the maiden went on
u,c Ms1 must usf have one ere the yesT gOne'
said her lover: " nj be that boy gisdyy: o...r
.o.s .o,,, ., pos,on -, ndulging in thef
| annual kick against bad statusry Why wouiuH
| be a good idea for them to form vigilance eonm"
| and lynch some of the more atrocious oil inc 80 !.
statues? Such a committee could hnd sevefA WV
| this city.
TO THE POLITICAL TfRo'
| Ha ha you say that polite"
Hereafter you will shun, ,.,.ts
| Because you'ie finding out the tricAS
by which your vote was WON
| You find it hard TO understand
Why politicians who .l
| Should after 1t shake your
Well. do not be offended, but
| That you are grateful show ,S
The candidates have helped you W.
| Your wisdom teetn, you c.,vHP,
| Jun -(Boston Cour"
.....,,,. Christian d
| It is said that rich and asgressNe 100000
| this CITY has offered the sultan OF IurAe, S,hy
| he Will become Christian. Inc ou' s,rd Of
replied that he didn't want 70 DC ''
| Christian. ,r,s
,rn, Boy cSompositon written by small boy ID 10
Jersey The subject gwen e Sy 'n What me small boy
en u,a Man is a wonderful animal ne nsssrkht
ears mouth. His ears are mostly iof :. % 81
s sSa !. anf BODY / spt Ssi Sss
~. vo,e in Massachusetts was very heavy. .,.ss
,,an twenty five tons of paper were usoa 'n -
the ballots ,, Lsdy-
Neither tat Henry has fitted you for sadie Brown
IL second Young Lady-lt IS quite true ,.,,
F. J. wen. she is much better looking jRs aa
and I'm quite sure great deal more an''''
| courier. ~. the reignrf
| location Of Boston. The next Thing ,,hcA
no tho organization OF chrysanthemum . of nd
al, solemnly discuss the nature and mes''''
erstwhile weed. ..aamx CD
ca, ,,. n.st Of C;randma-Little Dot-''a"UA-
| God see me when am naughty
| Grandma-Yes, dear. .,,beref
| little Dot-San lie SEQ me every ~ times :,
God s can m sec down S IN paas wine 's'
larf "a -
| Grandma-Yes. nv psps ainS ~
any wine csllar-lTnss