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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06
A Source Of Pocket Money.

Farmers in many parts OF the West
are devoting more attention to poul-
try. and the profits from this source
in many cases keep their homes sup
piled with numerous useful articles.
The poultry yard is certainly worthy
of attention from all farmers. Poul-
try raising is profitable, if it is sensi-
bly, and methodically pursued. 1t is
a branch of farming which requires
but little hard work and space, while
it carries with it much enjoyment.
l know of nothing equally profitable
which can take its place. In running
a farm either large or small, to leave
out poultry would seem to me to omit
one of its best features and also cut
off steady supply of ready money
for household purposes which would
soon be missed.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06

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l. and Sr. { h,Effo f,Nh. .ssf6r
son ipde>f q . mr. .D.e,4I ~
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MOI a tiOrf HoVe..sf S~I L5gv mr. ~
yOE are rSel +, ( IN b. Pm NIT. M
40Llfy 10 one A,kiay s@dd haJ Tor.
Net 0aly mn 6~ 1r15 e,eb Bnmie~ ,es ge' NJ
aezsdiree Of 0,ber 6eTf,iezf ans. wlfsh g.Ve5 y0l
> good ~ igi-iz< fe,iL ME n. o1I
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~ cay faSk.-6Hi Is f,yyetHakLy di.fosTyzsg sea
md fled5azf ones. md IoIiozy'Hy fb<s too
The ringing 5ko1Os z.dIeh ha1 G fe<a Sfysfk on Tie
sif<s0sy fSetSlar ffsor. hsv< ,esvHsSSS fdyosg&-
'Ef tie entire land. ard 10 d.y L,sS'zeOf'J 5fags-
me tfandsn ha< fyOSfyanf y monthly utilization.
md D Tie mort zpiSeiy-read-aS6-kalk<d Of Sz5ifea-
h0H % ffs bird I'm Tie 4OrId. For fri 6<s1y1Pff1x
eiyrEiays. Gddyeys
LAPPLNcoTT-S lkfc>fZLyE. Psiadtlpaia
80 cfOyea,. ser. sizsif nsns<r.
1A< fsSLsde, IF fii5 PAPER piH r<e<isv ye~
ss5seyipkios.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06

A Western editor who was so unfor-
tunate as to lose his wife had the fol-
lowing inscribed on her tombstone;
ITO the memory of Tabitha, wife Of
Moses Spencer, Esq, the gentlemanly
editor of the Tribune; terms SO per
year in advance. Office over Cole
mans grocery, up two flights of
stairs, knock hard"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06

The most troublesome and dangerous
effects sometimesarise from the slight
est cause, and often the baby's serious
sickness could be prevented byprompt.
" using DR.. Bulls Baby Syrup at the
beginning. Price only 25 cents bot
tie.
Genl Grant. on his trip around The
world, maintained remarkable good
health. Query.-Wonder If the Gen
eral had not a supply of Laxador
with him, to regulate the system?
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06

A gentleman, coming home at even
ing, spoke harshly 70 his little three
year-old, who was playing very noisi-
ly. The little lady dropped her play
things and retreated hastily to a cor
ner. Whats the matterf' asked
papa. WELL" said the child, I've
oeen a good girl all this day. and now
you come home and make trouble the
first thing"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06

There was man of our town and
he was wondrous wise. He jumped
out both of his eyes. And when he
saw his eyes were out, with all his
might and main, he bought a bottle
of Salvation Oil, and rubbed them in
again.
The freight rates on our trunk lines
have been advanced, but this will
have no effect on the price Of DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup, which is sold at
the old price of % cents bottle.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06
j. S. FLEMING, Agent
The Jefferson County Mutual
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY.
- ESTABLISHED ISIS

OFFERS To the people Of Jefferson Coun,,
" insurance In safe company al the aetna
cost OF Insurance. which il much cheans,
than the rates usually charged, and keeps M /,
money az nome. Good risks from rrsponsI.
BILE partiesare invited.
Executive Committee meets every Frlda,
DIRECTORs-N. =. White, Henry H. pay,n
port, Jas. Garland Hurst, John W. Rider NJ
IL. L. Lewis, X. Preston Chew, VIM. 4. Mi.
son, Eugene Baker, =. W. Washington. lame.
Logic, Chas. i. Wilson. John n. Zttlo. Jacob
:. Melvin, T.. @. W. Herr. Isaac II. stridrr
". =. WHITE. .....,... pte.id,,,
III. Is. AVENPORT. .Trass,.,s,
EXECUTIVE CoMMITTEE--N. \. White. " n
II Lewis, Eugene Baker, Isaac II. Stridsr. Il
Il. Chew, =. W. Washington.
LOCAL AGEsTs-Middleway John q. sblt.
ley; kearneysville. J. &. Biiner: Hafpcf',
Ferry, Chas. r. Trail hepherdstown. ]. \.
Fleming; Dufiields, g. l.. Barnhart; Charles.
town, Washington & Alexander.
ss-The Secretary will be found at the Com.
panys once, Gibson RuildiDg, Court.IioOs,
yard, I'm Charlestown.
"A. ALEXANDER. sesy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06
CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED

To THE EDIToR-Please inform your read
ers that have positive remedy for the above
named disease. By its timely use thousand
OF hopeless cases have been permanently
cured. / shall be glad 10 send two bottles OF
my remedy FREE to any OF your readers who
have consumption II they will send me their
express and postoffice address. Respectfully
T. A. SLOCUM. VI. C., ISL Pearl ST.. New York
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06
Baltimore & Ohio Railroad

The following is the time OF trains stopping
at Shenandoah Junction:
wEsT-BoUND.
No. l.-Cincinnatti Limited Daily, I.5l p. m.
No. s. CINCINNATI and Wheeling Express,
Daily, LEI a. IN.
No 9-Pittsburg Express, Daily, 1928 p. m.
No. l3-Baltimore and Keyser accommoda-
ton, Daily, 7.2l a. IN.
No. l5.-Baltimore and Grafton accommoda-
ton, daily except Sunday, l2i5 p.
IN.
EAsT-BoUND.
No. S.-Express for Washington, Baltimore,
Philadelphia and the East, $50 A.
NJ.
No. 2.-Cincinnatti Limited, Daily, l2.O5 p. m.
No. *6-Chicago and Pittsburg Limited, Dali
ly, 2.23 p. m.
No. lO-Pittsburg Express, Daily. I'll a. m.
No. H-Baltimore and Piedmont accommo-
dalton, Daily except Sunday, ll.O6
q. IN.
No. l6.-Grafton accommodation and Pitts
burg, Washington and Baltimore
Express, Daily, 4.12 p. IN.
No. 40. -Martinsburg and Harper's Ferry ac-
commodation, daily except sun
day, 6.35 q. IN.
sNo. stops only to let off passengers hold
ing tickets from Cumberland and other points
west.
For Information, tickets, &C., call on j. 8.
FLEMING, Shepherdstown, Agent for Il. & U.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06
Bucklen,. Arnica saIve.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tet-
ter, Cbapped Hands, Chilblains Corns, and all
Skin Eruptjons, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price IS cents per box. For sale by j. 6. Glib
son.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06

Squeers-How long does it take to
arrange a duel?
Nickleby-It takes two seconds to
get everything ready.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06
Western Maryland Railroad.
CONNECTING WITH

CONNECTING WITH
III. &P. X X. at Shippensburg, Shenandoah
Valley and Il. & o. Railroads at Hagerstown
Penna. X. X. at Frederick Junction ano
Hanover, n. &. X. X. at Hanover Junction
G. & H. II. K. at Gettysburg. and p. w. 4 b..
n. c. and b. 4 2. Railroads at Union Station
Baltimore, Md.
MAIN LINE AND CONNECTIONS.
Schedule taking effect Oct. 13, 1850.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06
LADIES

LADIES
Needing tonic, or children that want building
up, should take
BROWNS IRON BITTERS.
II Ia pleasant TO take, cures Malaria Indiges-
don, and Biliousness- All dealers keepit
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06

II YOUR BACK ACHES
Or you are all worn out, really good for nothing
il Is general debility. Try
BROHH'S IRON BfrTERS.
Il viii cure YOU and give o good appetite. Sold
BIZ all dealers In medicine
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06
FOR SALE.

WE have for sale about ~ acres OF good
w Limestone Land on which there Is a
small orchard good dwelling and kitchen at
tached and out buildings. The property isin
berkeley County, about7 miles from Martins
burg and 2H miles from Scrabble. Posses
sion given April lst. 1890. Terms reasonable.
For further information apply to
FLEMING & SNYDER,
Real Estate Agents,
Shepherdstown, VIVA
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06

Invite the especial attention of all per-
sons in need OF COOKING STOVES to the
following list of necessary Furniture which
| give with each stove, and which / guaran-
tee TO be tirst-class in every respect wash
LoileI / coffee boiler, sauce pan and lid,
] iron tea-kettle, 2 iron pots, pot lids,
Ions gIiddle, skillet, sheet-iron pans, lid
LITTER / poker, stove scraper, joints of pipe
anu elbow: large tin bucket, bread pan.
l cullender, wash basin, pudding pans, 0
patty pans, II pie plates, milk strainer,
milk SKINNER, plain ladle, pierced ladle,
| soup ladle, iron spoon, cake turner, l
egg whip, pie crimper and trimmer, fancy
teapot, 2 sad-irons, / teapot stand, sad
iron stand, pepper box, i nutmeg CRATER
| candle stick, cake mould, 6 tin cups, ] Dip
per, biscuit cutter, l rolling-pin, ! potato
masher butcher knife, q knives and forks
worth Sl.25 per set, albata tablespoons,
6 albata teaspoons, l coal-shovel, / flesh
fork, 3jelly-cake pans, pound OF stove pol
ish.
sell the celebrated Excelsior Cooking
Stoves at the following prices. will deliver
stoves and furniture free offreightin Bridge
port Md, at any station on the S. V. K. r.,
also at any station on the b. & o. L. r. as far
west as Cumberland or south to Staunton:
EXCELSIOR.
No. IS, $1,000; No. II, s22.5O; No. &c, S22.5O;
No 81 So. 90; No. 2S, $500; No. 36, SOS. 90; No
81, $500; No. SO, $1,000; No. 80, $4,000.
Prices quoted on application and repairs
furnished for all patterns of stoves. Return
ing thanks for the liberal patronage of the
past, hope to merit continuance.
II. G. MARTEN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1889-12-06

Leave Williamsport for Hagerstown, 6.25, 7.l5
and 10 So A. NJ, Las and 6.45 p. NJ.
Leave Hagerstown for Williamsport, $50 A.
NJ. 1918, 800, $40 and sos Z. NJ.
Leave Rocky Ridge for Emmitsburg, l0.iOA
NJ, 1888 and 6.35P NJ. Arrive at Emmitts-
burg IL 10 a. M, and .0S and 7.05 p. m.
Leave Emmitsburg for Rocky Ridge, $50 A.
NJ, 2.52 and $50 L. NJ. Arrive at Rocky
Ridge $50 a. m. and 800 and $40 p. m.
Leave Frederick Junction for Frederick, 1882
A. NJ, SOP p. NJ.
Leave Frederick Junction for Taneytown,
Littlestown, York and Columbia, 9.5S A.
NJ, and 3.42 =. NJ.
II. & p. r. r. leave Shippensburg, $50 A. NJ.
and l.20 p. NJ. arrive Shippensburg, ll.S2
A. NJ. and SIS p. NJ
.Daily. Monday. All others Daily, Except
Sunday.
Il. II. GRISWOLD. Gen. Pass. Agent.
I'M. HOOD. Pres. and Genl. Manager.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02
NEW SPAPER HUMOR

Texas Siftings: After young
BOdkins had Rugged his girl he called
her strained honey.
Hotel Mail It's the accounts of
side-door saloon that are kept up by
double entry system.
-Bridgeton, Me. News: The pres,
ident observes the sacredness of the
day on sea or land as he yacht to.
-Yonkers Statesman: A New
York firm advertises "horse hats.
1t doesn't say they are plug hats, how.
ever.
Rochester !. Pcst-Express: Ii
doesn't seem possible that Gen. Crook
can be straight in his dealings with
the Indians.
Boston Courier: If you happen
to see a small boy chasing a humble
bee you will know when be yells that
he has caught it.
Richmond Recorder: Some bar
bers are illiterate, and will always re-
main so in spite of constant applica-
ton and headwork.
-Binghamton Republican The
near-sighted hen that swallowed a bee
was not long in concluding that hers
was peck of trouble.
Washington Critic: 81 am
anxious to resign my post" remarked
the FESTIVE horse when he broke the
hitching strap and ran away.
Louisville Courier.Journal That
Virginia dog with two tails Is perhaps
another sign of growth of the country
under MIR. Harrison.
Baltimore American 1t is well for
philosophical meditations to include
the fact that in all organic existence
the largest amount of wind produces
the heaviest swells.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

President Harrison's change in the
civil service rules denies equal justice
to Union veterans. Ostensibly pre-.
ferrlng all old soldiers and sailors
over civilians by removing the limit
on the reinstatement of those who
have been employed in the civil SER
vice and been displaced, it in fact pre-.
fers one kind of veterans over others,
ana makes politics, instead of either
patriotism or proficiency, the test OF
eligibility. As from the close of the
war up to 1885 veteran federal Office
holders were universally republicans,
only republicans can benefit by the
new dispensation. and democratic vet.
Grams who have qualified themselves
for appointment by success in the
civil service competitions will find
themselves practically debarred from
attaining the positions for which they
have proved their fitness. A rein
statement places the restored official
ahead of all other eligibles, and on
his assignment to duty he stands in
the way of promotions. 1t follows
that veterans already in the service,
as well as those on the threshold, will
be disadvantaged by the restoration
of former employees whose relations
with the government had been sew
cred by former administrations. The
privilege of applying for a rehearing
within one year after removal was a
reasonable one, as it enabled those
who felt themselves aggrieved to have
the causes of their displacement re-
viewed and any injustice corrected.
But to extend the period for reinstate-
ment so as to reach back beyond cur
rent records is simply to break down
all precautions against the re-entry in
to official life of persons found ur.
worthy of its responsibilities.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

The best medical writers claim
that the successful remedy for nasal ca
tarrh must be non-irritating, easy OF ap-
plication. and one that will by its own
action, reach all the remote sores and Ill
cersted surfaces. The history of the ef-
forts to treat catarrh during the past few
years obliges us to admit that only one
remedy has completely met these condi-
tons, aud that is Ely's Cream Balm. This
safe and pleasant remedy has mastered
catarrh as nothing else has ever done, and
DO h physicians and patients freely con-
cede this fact. The more distressing
symptoms quickly yield to it.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

There is more Catarrh In this sec.
ton of the country than all other dis
eases put together, and until the last
few years was supposed to be incur.
able. For great many years Doc.
tors pronounced it a local disease, and
prescribed local remedies, and by con.
stantly failing to cure with local
treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be q
constitutional disease, and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by F. j. Cheney d Co., Toledo, Ohio,
is the only constitutional cure on the
market. 1t is taken internally in
doses from 10 drops to teaspoonful.
1t acts directly upon the blood and
mucus surface of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case
it fails to cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials. Address, F. J..
CHENEY IL CO., Toledo, Ohio.
pgSold by Druggists, 75c.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

Nick Foley, who murdered a Mrs.
Pomeroy Clark was lynched by mob
at Elgin, Nebraska, a few days ago,
and to make the affair altogether en-
joyable and generlly swell, the people
for miles around were invited to be
present and witness the affair. The
response was unanimous and Mr..
Foley had the pleasure of being swung
into eternity in the presence of a
large and interested audience. 1t
may be incidentally remarked that
there are no winged insects on Ne
braska lynching.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

Judges of horse races are just as fall
iible in their decisions as other men,
but they are not often willing to admit
that fact. The frank statement,
therefore. of the judges at Washing
Park, Chicago, that they gave one OF
the races few days ago to the wrong
horse, is surprising. But the book,
makers had paid most of the bets be.
fore the mistake was discovered and
the question now is, who is to recon-.
pense the men who backed the horse
that really won but was overlooked by
the judges?
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

really guilty may escape. The BAzoo
does not believe that the authorities,
either in Chicago or in the British do
minion, are guilty of deliberate COM
plicity in so great a cheat; but the
stupidity of police work in this affair
are apparently inexhaustable, and
there is no small chance that the Of
fcers of justice are being used as cats
paws by one set of conspirators or
another.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

The barkeepers of Boston are
making "Eifel cocktails new
means of getting high"
MIR. Randall tells his friends that
he intends to do nothing but rest and
grow strong until congress meets.
Ard then? Whew!
Edward Kimhall, of Boston, has
sent $4,000 to Cornish, n. H., his
native town 10 be invested for the
use of the needy poor.
Maud Howe is said to have re.
ceived $1,000 for her new novel.
which is to be published in the Ladies
Home Journal. The heroine Of the
story is an American girl and the
scene is laid in England.
Senator William z. Chandler
and family are at their summer resi-
dence at Waterloo Village in Warner,
n. II. The winning statesman may
be said to be on Through and for q
time free from obligation to fight the
rebels.
A Maine sheriff is evidently the
possessor of a full share of that great
Yankee quality called "push." Whel
he sallies forth to make a raid on
whisky-sellers he takes trial justice
with him and sells ups court on the
spot.
John Martin Crawford, the new
consul-general of the United States a
st. Petersburg, is an Ohio Nan of lit
erary aspirations. He is known in
literature for a translation of the
"Kalevala," the national epic of Fin
land.
The late Father John Carroll, OF
Chicago, was the oldest priest in holy
orders in the United States and prob
ably in the world. He was nearly SO
years old and for more than seventy
years he had been in the service Of
the church.
George KEENAN,, the noted ST
berian traveller, will pass the summer
at Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. Hi;
wife will be all the company he de,
tires, and much of his time will be de
voted to editing large amount Of
matter not vet published relative tC
his Siberian journey.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

Mrs. Olive Hall, widow of the late
Ernest Hall. has sued the NJ, K.
& T. railway for $4,000 for killing
her husband. Hall was formerly a
freight conductor between Hannibal
and Sedalia, and was well known to a
good many Hannibal people.-Han-
nibal Journal.
1t is quite evident that Mr.. Small,
the gentleman referred to, was not
known to the Journal people, no mat
ter what others may have known him
In Hannibal.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

The high kickers who 50 dreadfully
shocked a church audience few days
ago in Newark, n. j. have been in
vited to join "Kirmiss' company
and it is quite possible that should
they choose to accept the invitation,
they will not kick quite so high in fu-
ture, no matter how much they may
be tempted by an array of bald heads
In the front seats.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

Another handsome and promising
young lady has mysteriously disap-
peared and left no clew behind her.
by which she can be traced, in St.
Louis, and another household is all
torn to bits. Of course there is a man
at the bottom of the disappearance
and vet it was not known before that
the girl had, in the elegant diction of
st. Louis, ga solid chappie." 1t is
astonishing how the average St. Louis
girl manages to carry on her firta-
tions without the knowledge of her
parents or friends, but it is more as
tonishing that she does not oftener
come to grief.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

The BAzoo would again urge the
people of this vicinity to attend the
grand Fourth of July celebration at
S;cher's park. No effort is being
spared by the managers to make the
affair a success and that it will be
worthy of patronage needs but a
glance at the list of attractions which
include the bicycle tournament,
many athletic and Aquatic sports etc.,
and in the evening a magnificent dis
play of fireworks Let all attend and
enjoy the occasion as it deserves to be
enjoyed.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

Kansas has come to the front with
a darkey who eats rats while they are
alive and still envious outsiders de-
clare that Kansas City has no more
of boom in her than is found In
some remote Maine town.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

ID. DIS and LII. DIS will be
drug in the social life for a while,
but the struggle for bread and butter
will soon dim the lustre of these
spick. and-span titles.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

The latest caprice of ST. Louis
lovers is to have young mans best
girl lock bangle on his wrist, and
keep the key where a woman always
hides her jewels and carries her
treasures.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

james Russell Lowell says he is
glad to get back to his old London
quarters in Radnor place and right
from Boston tool This is worse than
changing ones religion.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

1t is now intimated, with some
show of reason, that Burke, the Win
nipeg suspect, is only another man Of
straw, set up as dummy in tie
CONN affair, in order that some ore
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

AS it looks to the rough-and-rea1y
politicians of the Wild West the only
Democrat who is not together" is
Samuel ]. Randall.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02
First Little Boy ION railroad train

First Little Boy Con railroad traiD)
i live in Philadelphia, an We have
horse cars an cable cars.
Second Little Boy.-Huh I! | live
in New York, where We have all
them, an elevated railways, too.
Third Little Boy,-We are now
in advance of all of you in
Boston, for We possess electric rail-
ways; so now.
Fourth Little Boy.-I live in
Sedalia, where We havn't any of those
things; but we are going to have
paved streets soon.
The Others Helplessly.-What's
that p
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

WASIED-NAN-To take the agency Of our
safes SIZE 2sxlSx1S inches; weight 500 lbs:
retail price s35 other sizes in proportion.
rare chance TO create a permanent business at
home These safes meet a demand never before
sdpT lied by other safe Companies, are not
gvoerned by the safe Pool. Alpine Safe Co,
Cincir nati o. 6-I2W&s5m
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

Whittier, it is said, falls asleep
in his chair when visitors begin to
praise his poetry. Earthly honors
grow less valuable to him as the years
Vape
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1889-07-02

"A Grateful Chizen.-Citizen (to
country Editor THAT was a very
handsome notice you gave me in last
weeks paper, Shears, and l called in
to-tO--
Country Editor-Er-to subscribe
for year?
"N-no, to see if you had an odd
copy lying about anywhere, that you
do not wait. Texas Siftings.