Wichita eagle., 1889-09-22
SuNFLoWER sHADOWINGs.


The floral hall is a Kansas flower that
blooms in the fall.
The Salvation Army is administering q
moral tone to Salina.
Phillips county has eight candidates for
he Republican nomination for sheriff.
Great Caesar. says fellow looking back
over the summer, Time flies, fly times"
The farmers of Mitchell county are boy
cotting the Beloit merchants, it is report
ed.
The Wesleyan university at Salina open
ed last week with over 200 stuoents in at
tendance.
A notice of an astronomical occurrence
always comes to your notice after the per-
Torrance is over.
The Coldwater Echo sagely remarks that
''the days grow shorter and the nights are
growing longer"
Mr.. A. 5. Lindsay succeeds Mr.. George
". Moffet as editor and proprietor OF the
Anthony Republican.
The Milkmaids' carnival at Sedgwick
City, Friday evening, was decided sue
cess IN every particular.
Belleville has new jail, and it is so nice
and comfortable that people there do mean
things to get TO stay in II.
X. c. Star: There is absolutely nothing
now which could hurt the corn crop II
Kansas but an earthquake.
A couple of horse thieves have the honor
of being the first occupants OF the new
county cooler at Coldwater.
An Abilene grocer advertises for 500 old
hens. This may sound strange to strangers,
but it don't to his customers.
The city of Belleville has contracted for
S35, 900 Holly system of water works 10
be completed by January L, next
The large number of fve-dollar gold
pelceS worn as Watch-charmS IN Kansas,
are, for the most part, plated nickles.
Liberty, Montgomery county. is 10 have
knitting factory. Send up a pair OF
socks for this notice, yallar's our color.
Six fair cigars handled recklessly and
diamond stud will make you a prince of
good fellows" in IA large number of towns.
a professor advises his teachers ''to con-
slider their calling second to none" vet, he
might have added, except the professors.
Fort Hays was yesterday abandoned as a
military reservation. The regiment sta
toned there has gone to the Indian terri
tory.
1t is not considered good table etiquette
at FL Dorado to scrape your plate, or tilt 1t
to obtain the last drop of anything IL con-
tainS.
Ed Howe wants to know what has be
come of the old fashioned boy with curls
who used to stand around and pick his
nose"
Sol Miller: John Walafogle, of Atchison,
had finger chopped OF the other day. He
ought to have chopped oil his name and
saved his finger.
Henry Wolf a Topeka barber, was shot
in the leg yesterday by the dischargn of a
revolver which fell from the coat pocket of
the man ne was shaving.
II. +. Shafer of Wilson, Kansas. has
just recovered by suit 81 -3,35 from the First
National bank on account of usury in
Charging - per cent interest.
The Concordja dude doesn't wear an eye
glass, nor carry a cane in all cases-he is
simply accompanied by q short tailed, bat
tie Scared, feroeious looking bull dog.
There doesn't seem to be any special rea-
son for calling it squire" meal, unless il
signifies the knowledge Of carpentry nee
essay to eat the beefsteak successfully.
The Baker Beacon, college weekly
published at Baldwin, Kan, by Nichols,
Moorhead x Stotler, students at the Bald
win university, is out with No. /, vol. |.
Governor Humphrey. az the request OF
the sheriff of Labette county, has issued u
requisitiOn on the governor OF Wisconsin
for the Bender family.
A man from the rural districts may 90
into Wellington and appear all right Tor
two or three hours, but he is almost sure
to fall down by sticking his napkin under
his chin.
School marms are now invading Okla
homa pell- mell.-Wichita Eagle. Is that
what p. M. means?-Attica Advocate. 1t
means just what it says. What else could
it mean?
The fellow who drives the spriukling
cart out at Larned, II ne Is gwen time,
VIII rival Rip Van Wrinkle. as the oldest
inhabitants don't remember OF ever having
seen him awake.
The popularity of The Last Rose of
Summer has fallen off greatly this year.
There are quite number of hot houses III
Kansas now and they can have roses all
the year round.
Abilene Reflector: AT Salna a boy fell
off the wholesale house and was injured
badly The Salina papers print the item
with the words describing the accident IN
lower case and wholesale house IN three
line gothic.
a man in Mcpherson received black
eye the other dav by having hard potato
thrown into it by a preachers mother for
disturbing preachers COW. 20 tie
preacher eau hardly he said To have been
TO blame any way you put 1t.
The Chronoscope has discovered "blue-
green ocean tinge in the Larned lake, that
is not 10 be found elsewhere between the
Atlantic and Pacific" II the deepest
water was not only tour feet we might ex-
pect whales before the cold months.
If man wants his article to appear
pathetic and create sympathy, he wants to
conclude, in the Kansas papers, with:
God bless them This may be tried
equally as well with school children as
Poland China hogs, and with bull frogs as
the poor working girl
COncordia Empire: The runners for the
different hotels OF the city DO not seem
able to agree upon the relative merits Of
their respective houses, and some wordy
differences sometimes occur. The council /
should appoint a committee 70 classify he
hotels. IL the lntereste OF the peace.
An Atchison county man lost eighteen |
stacks OF wheat-nls entire crop-by wet !
weather. He accepts the situation phiiO- |
sophicaliy and says there is no use for a /
man to Kick against the will Of Providence,
That's true. The thing for Il man 20 20 I
Is to kick himself for not hauling his wheat I
under shelter.
II is said that some Of the leading citi-
zeus Of Larued who might naturally be
specteI Of better things are taking a
mean advantage Of the mineral well COM
pauv. They 70 down 10 the lake and hire
= boat fox twenty-five celt- an hour and
after they get out on the lake their boat
j. upset and they thus get both the bath
and the boat rIde Tor the same twenty
five cents.
Talking with a Scotch friend the other
day, the subject of matched roofs came
IN. Our friend said he knew q roofs u