Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1889-11-01

Viels (gTeatly ly'exoited) )-Don't you know.
B-i,-Bifhe has got his o-c-crne-hea1 faSt n ~
mOuth, ana c-c-can't Esf Il ouI7fs
VanderbuG tcoollyl lt Be dnplicafsd7
Yiele-Y-I-Tes; but BIB Bifls can f-P1ek
A suspioious Lats-C Comer.-Ths Deacon
That man at the rsaE Of the church inst ssnt Ho11
that he'd Ike 70 eontrihute.n
The Pastor-Who = her
The Deaeon-Dnbaeksr' fhe button nanul,et-
urer OF Ehilade1-
me Pastor shut the boz.-ludgs
A Sure Rsmedy.-A.-You say you e..
suffering from lnBomnlaa
B.-Yes, and there seems to be nothine Ihat rIiI
put me 70 sleep. LhaTe tried ever opiafe knqFn
70 the medical profession.
A--Weil, Why don Fon hare Mayor Grant rr1
you on the WORLDS fsir Committees. fedos.
A more than middle aesd bachelor mar.
risd young girl.
When son and heir vas added 10 tne family
the nurse was wont to show The newco1iar to ~
tors with the traditlonal rsmarfs
Looks like his pa. doesn't hrfft
One day groufy old gsntienan uho couIdnn
see the Esaem6lauce replied uitt Frunf;
Just 90; he's quite bald and ha1 no tseth. ~
Judge.
Colonel NeEoomh- -Good morning. Uncle
Jonas. Busy, I1esP
Uncle Jonas-Yss. aah. Tee Ann ap ts en.,sl
meetin's next week.
s.Ah. indeed; glad 70 hear fta| nsr. + al
awakening among your people. That rem |nds ne.
Uncle, Iwsnt you to dx new lock On ny chicken
house some time his vel. - 4EF1l 14If11s.
The Deadly Freight Csr.-Ner York
Judge-PrIsoner, yoa arc found TulIT ol murder
in the hrst degree. Have yon anything % oIar 20
the Court before sentences d ra1sel nr1n your
Prlsoner-I have, Your Eonor. object 70
being executed by electricity cn account of ne
uncertainty Of is ahnifg p aes'ro1 human lie
with dIspstch-
New York judge nen sentence you . work
for the Delay Linger and wan RsiITosd COM
pany, as freight br1kom1n 1nf1 ron are dead. a1d
may God have mercy On goar s1aL -TIns-
Life in Pizsn crssk.--l Major Jack Pott--
Come on qniok. coioneli 5pa1s PanirlsgsE's
house Is anrs.
Colonel Whlp1av fof ne RaliIsslats Ranshl-
Don't care; he shot at ne yesterday
s.8ui, Great uAsari he's Il Is and nag prrn
sIet him burnr,
ssYes, but there's bartal Of good whisky n ne
cellar that may Be losl.'f
smitien scotti get out sr nv way fore run
Teras 6Utfn0s
Managing Editor Of EDsainq HhlP zBen-
Il there anything that Win DO ioran cxfr, to-4.yy
Telegraph kdltor- There ia terrible nine Dis
aster IN PennsyITanla nlITel lost
ssNot Of suIleIenf lnIerest.n
"A nan on tne Aart1|le murdelaa nll amy
and killed two policemen.
'Uh. mat would not %. L = net n.ea'1
enough.,i
"A special announces nat jobs 4 b drink
again. and smasked The '1igger' prize ffhier =
the Jaw
.Ahi that's the Kind II news TIE people Esrk
Hustle out an extra VIII you2''-TIu4.
I grant We wandered OF alone,
And stayed untI ne nlIIha dew
But dear, only vent because
Ihncisd that lhs looked Ike 20
IErant my arm aro1nd her utlss
Unwisely ltrayed. Whateould ~
1had 70 draw her close % re1
II IN the dusk she LOOKED ne F'a,
r-aut uuon her cheek pressed
A single ksss--no n1ore7 relI-tuo
Won never were content with ona
And she-sho looked 90 mush Ike yo1.
-Btntisv Parker - FN-@
An Evener.-salesman--W We'll, phaioh4
Tant7
Customer-I want to buy hat
eale1man-Whr didn't yer Bay sof Aqfo lively
Iow. This amt no morgue.
Custumer-I don't like 70 Be spoken % NE |INI.
eaie6man-Ter don,t9 Wen. whatcnlr 1to1IIN'
he wlleeissf trade fere Did yer ever leo 4fe1|
Iat2
Cusiomer-That,s enough 6ood d1I.
SaIeaman-Justw wait . moment cir. Ir11111E4
ou as the ticket seller at the Imperial Genital
tation. tried 70 ouy . flckef q gcu I1..1Ia4
nd I've Just en1eaForsd - T|7o 700 rn 'r''1|||I
9 ne nav Gpn treated ne. What's Ae N-1 |r