New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-11-03

proud father of boy somewhere between three
and four years OF age and he has long prided HIM
self on the skill with which he could manage this
infant Mr. Fairworth's idea was that he was
born TO command something like Napoleon l."
Recently Mrs. Fairworth went downtown on III
errand and left Mr. Fairworth 10 the mercy OF theif
son and heir Before Mrs Fairworth had got OUT
the front gate little Willie had whooped twice IN
a manner closely resembling the style OF the GOWN
| trodden North American Indian. and asked DIS
father six questions The elder Falrworth geh'y
reproved his son and began to peruse the eurreh'
copy Of one OF the magazines.
Mr.. Fairworth now noticed for the hrV '''e
how short a small boys questions Gun We, ""'
how exceedingly long The answer lhF"''"oy -,
ANY attempt to consider this peculiarly VI o'A
boys questions by Mr.. Fairworth was rehuciou
difficult by his young hopeful at inns poin' ~
| tempting TO extract the family cat lron' y,
the sofa in way which clearly indlca.cu 'l"'
the enterprising child booked on the 'ali VI 'D'
patient creature in the light of coh'eh'en' "''"
die provided by thoughtful nature LOT uS' }" W."
veying the animal from place to place Ano'n'r
gentle reproof brought forth series OIL S'"''ir'
cries which astoniahed Mr.. tairwor'h ~
quiet this instruction the father got down Oh
the floor on his hands and knees ana above" O'e
child TO mount his back and convert MN '"uo q"
impromptu race 0sorse. While r9'"ne "'"'
coming of the trgck Mr. Fairworth got MS soN,
six drinks of water, prepared him FOUR p,'o'' -
bread and butter, answered few m'sce'i'i,'o1l'
questions and fell over cast-lron Tram VI Wy
cars thoughtfully left in the centre Oh eno ioD'
nv the same palnstaking child. Mr.. Falrwortn
also sang him several songs, largely iiiipro'
nc m words and music, and showed him, al DIS
urgent demand, how a monkey iooi>eu " NUM-
% times He then got his another drink
and something TO eat answering a lew 4u''"'"
while doing So ranging from the simple query o.
to why cats were not provided with SIN les' :"
the more complex int rrogation touching the a'-
traction Of gravitation as observed when actlhs
IN n rubber ball At this point the youoh!uI
investigator burned his finger on the STOVE anu
forthwith there issued from him cries Oh "iioSe
volume a much larger person need not nave pe'Ei
ashamed To quiet him Mr. Fairworth again
wont ON the turf. until discovering that his oacK
anneared n be permanently injured, he SANK
down in n chair while his son maze his WHY
cbcerfullv TO the pantry, where he pouteu 'ne
vinegar and molasses into the sugar hrinh anu
was adding a dash of butter ana TWO eggs WIN II,
Mrs Farvgorth came in and rescued hlih' oho
made a few subdued yet earnest reuiarAs 10 VIZ
Fairworth and that gentleman, being unwlihhs
10 meet the issue, went out IN tho oacN '",N
until it. should blow over. Untor'uhae" H'
contracted a severe cold, and to-day Is only JUS.
becinninp TO recover from dangerous atlack Vi
pneumonia. 90, ou;o,,s
Fow men. probably, have met with such serious
trouble when venturing on feminine a'cohiPH
ments as did Mr. Fairworth, yet with MS eA-
neriepce the exploding clothes-wringer ana 'he
man ,,ho laid the axe to the foot IN mlnd'
man cannot, as we observed at first be 700 care
full how he rushes in and mikes himSeh WIN
feminine emplOyments of which he knows no'nlhS'