The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-12-13

pended In celebrating his funeral with .
feast of champagne and oysters, 400 per
SONS sittin9 down TO h tables. There
was also q free concert and q royal rood
time for everybody. II this thing IN to
spread and grow into q custom. death will
hiring n continual round at pleasure and
he an occasion OF general rejoicing 10 the
friends and acquaintance OF the deceased.
dispatch from Somcrville. Mass, says
that Mary r. Tyler, concerning whom the
nursery ryhme Mar had n Little Lamb"
was written, died "Wednesday, aged ~.
According To the able historian who mar
rated the singular attachment we
the two, everywhere that Mary went the
lamb was sure to 20; and IL 10 survives her,
we trust that some kind butcher will sec
the propriety of setting it's spirit free inn
m~ediately. II may seem tough To Mary's
friends that are left behind. hut surely no
tougher than the average spring lamb OF
10 years of q
The Nebraska republican who has
been suing the persons who unseated him
ar IN delegate to u county convention. al
leQinQ that they wronged him and conn
mitts-d great damage tn his peace of mind,
is too fnstidious for this world. II IL had
been Col. Sanders, now. or most any Mon
tana republican that had been treated like
the Nebraskan. SO far from feeling hurt
and grievei he would have ignored that
convention as and irregular
and started one on his own hook proclaim
ing il to TIE the only true, legal and con-
stitutional body elected.
People who eat bologna sausage may he
Interested tn know that the United States
consul ut Florence has forwarded to the
department OF state copies OF Bologna
newspapers howin that horse flesh In
very extensively used as an gredie of
the dainty Wand peculiar to that city. In
dividuals have their p-refercnces,and many
no doubt will esteem good old horse, inn
ported as il is from beyond thu seas, AS
more wholesome and of a far finer flavor
than common American cats and dogs.
People with n refined delicacy of taste
may he able To tell he composition and
vintage of sausage just as easily as they
determine the quality and Y OF wine;
hut To common people, we fear, sa'is-
age must always remain u subject of doubt
and uncertainty. The only infalliblc
means known at present is the finding of
n long red hair. This shows that a girl
was employed i'm the manufactory, and
reasoning by analogy n logical deduction
is obtained.
II is well for the German emperor that
he does not have to- come before the peO-
pie for reelection every four years. 1t il
EVEN doubtful whether he would get n re-
nomination at the next national convcn-
ton. He would probably find himself
suddenly retired into obscurity like Hayes
has been, or as Harrison is to he. Not but
that he IL u statesman and n scholar, but
i'm his cdict against dancing he has Offend
cd the people, especially the younger
classes, i'm n tender spot. for with the Ger
mans dancing il "a perfect passion. Young
people who are being uDrcOarcd for contir-
nation are absolutely forbidden To appear
at dances or tn dance; and all parents and
guardians of the young are called upon to
use every means i'm their power to keep
their children or pupils from dancinRi and
they are advised to substitute games for
the popular form of recreation. Who
knows but il may come to pass, as Bis
mark il said to have limited To the em-
peror, that dances will tie held i'm secret.
like political aRitatory exercises, and that
the devotees Of Terpsichore will have their
heads turned 10y seditio,s politics an well
ness OF the waltz.
II IL not quite clear whether the Helena
Journal restricts the meaning of the first
person, plural pronoun to its purely
editorial sense, or whether IL intends to
convey hy IL n larger. more general idea,
embracing forsooth Sanders. Power,
Hcrschfield and all other gentlemen in
ness il inculcates, when In yesterdays
issue il propounds as the subject of it's
leading editorial the earnest question:,
''Shall we drink waters" Whichever he.
the right construction TO place upon the
let us trust that the debate he
tween the gentlemen tn whom IL refers
will he decided i'm the affirmative. We
might also suggest that an external APP
plication Of the same liquid to the head,
besides tending to reduce that portion OF
the body To it's normal dimensions, will al
so greatly assist an exclusive regimen OF
water i'm restoring the brain to order and
power of perspicacity. This method OF
treatment requires the head to he inn
mcrscd and held i'm u bowl or pail con-
tanning IL sufficient quantity of water for
"A cousidererable length of time, but the
results are said To be most beneficial.
CURRENT COMMENT.
Not Exactly Evangelist.