New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-18
THE TAX OF THE DAY.

The controversy over the question TO whore, the
annual football match between Harvard and Yale
shall be kicked promises to be unusually sharp this
year The odium theolopcum is nothing to the
odlum foOtballcum.
An Even Thing.-Irste Father.--Young man. am
mV dsiiCbteT On so short an scqaSintance You are
almost stranger to her:
chances than do. She's almost ST stranger TO mo,
too.-(Philadelpha Record.
Tho rush into Washington Territory is great that
It has been found necessary TO erect temporary houses
for immigrants.
Californlans arc beginning to think tho dandefon
a nuisance. few years ago It was introduced
from the East and It threatens to crowd out
everything else.
"The Philadelphia News says that this country
kan scaling grounds difficulty Yes but hasn't Eng
land better pretext for q war with this country
to England We rsthor think honors are eyen-Li
not more so.--tNosr4stown Herald.
Nearly every westboind train on the Chicago,
Milwaukee and St. Paul Railroad carries from Eve to
dozen emIgrant cars filed with emigrants for
Dakota, a majority Of whom are Germans Tho
Dakota towns rapidly filing up with strangers,
and tho velcst kind Of boom is looked for during
the coming summer.
A correspondent wants to know IL the oldest Free
Senate, he is perennial body
Fashions Chsnsps.-Mr Dc styie-why, my dear,
I'm glad to 500 you so composed. When left this
morning yOS wsrs FEsss gp a ana cE wans ana tearing
Mrs. nptOp came in and tod me hat dogs Il fdo's
breed going out of fashion, so dried my tears
and kicked him out.-(New-York weekly.
They arc laughing at Scranton, Penn, Doctor.
who In hng out certificate OF death inadvertently
wrote his name In the blank space reserved for
a cause OF death.a
Sweet Connections. Customer Gin confectionery
busy Dealsr-Yes, sir. Which kind. Baltimore or
Bostoni
Yes: sir. william, two dozen Boston kisses
Don't forget, William, to close the refrigerator
-(Philadelphia Record
The first number OF :" The Sunny Hour" an inter
estng and well-edltcd little monthly paper for boys
and girls, has Just been issued from No. Is West
Fourteenthst, in this city. Its editor and proprie
tor is Tello d Apery, boy OF twelve. Tello evl-
IDENTIFY has the first qualification Of newspaper man,
a nose for news, and he be congratulated on
the success Of his venture.
The bill to create a STATE Board Of Medical Ex-
aminer introduced in the Pennsylvania Legislature,
pleases neither of the rival schools Of medicine For
each fears that the other win gain unfair advan
tage under the operation Of the bill.
| HIS Preseut.-sweet Girl-Mother George told me
Soiemnly that the prctty harpn holder no gave me
cost IS; yet to-day saw exactly tho same Kind on
sale for ten cents.
Mother-You know, my dear, George is very reii
gious Most likely he bought that at church fair
| (NewYork Weekly.
| Jln,son-I know II all the time SOC that Mrs
Oar r. tho great actress, Is married, after all the 10
ports &c the contrary.
sImgson-That sol whom tot
"Why, Mr.. Dazzle, of course"
Tho disappointed gold hunters in Lower California
can repeat the lines
| Golden quartz we didn't ind there,
But pInts enough on the prcdy pear.
His Excuse.-Lady TO drunken bessarl-Are you
not ashamed to begf
D. B.-Yos, ms'am. but I'm full: when I'm SoOer
Pm burglar.-CTho Epoch
In q paper recently read before the Boston Hort
cultural Society Mrs =. H. Richards ssI 49,, u' h .no
! tera and that tho ordinary dustihg OF Iarh,.uIo
with feather dustcr only transfers these pac'ene W
| the threats Of the inmates.
| "what is your business 70 was the question "nica
lawyer asked Of witness who lived IN . suDuioan
| town. "The catching Of trains and ferryOoshS' way
| the reply.
! "a panl Grain men have been vexing their souls
over q problem touching grain pin anu sIntea n.s.
II IS this: Given bin, dump INTO NJ ~
distinct qualities of wheat open ne % wbss, COMES
ont arst1 The uninltiatod say at once, with a lew
exceptions The first layer at the Doton, OF
W. A. Van stykc was determines 10 S very ,inssIv
and watched the bin with his eage eye verS siossg
the other day, after having caused iaSor Va d,S
10 be placed on top OF several lsyGrs "a uiho.Ins
kinds OF wheat The spout was openSI s s 0ari0S
came rushing out nrst-(st PAU f'oho0i'Hio'S'