The prison mirror. [volume] (Stillwater, Minn.) 1887-1894, 1889-06-27

that in his travels north he had to carry foot
warmer to thaw out the natives words in order to
understand them
Henry the chef informs that lately one of
his staff, whose name is synonymous with beetle,
was slightly ndisposed. He seemed to be afflicted
with an abnormal condition of the stomach which
required upwards of four pounds of the most alur
ing vixnds to soothe for the time intervening be-
tween breakfast and dinner. Henry affrms that
should the complaint become epidemic in the state
the office Of Meat Inspector would become
Improbable sinecure.
From numerous sprightly movements and
combatve attitudes exhibited by Guard Goldsmith
we are led to believe that he has been taking les
sons in the manly art; and several mysterious
trips to ST. Paul said to have been for the pur
pose Of receiving pointers from Patsy Now
Dame Rumor says he has made a date with Guard
DeSan. Chief Parsons says that began is to be
Handicapped. as GoidSm it'll is to have OF. gloves
and Degan two feather beds. The fight is to be
mud tunnel rules; Capt. Taylor, referee; the
butcher. steak holder We say Ireland moind yer
eye.
One of our occasional contributors acting
der instruct Ons reported at the store room lately
10 De measured u pair OF nStner garments.
While the post ailor was engaged in running the
tape-lne round his alderman proportions, he
tracted from that functionar. a promise that said
garments should be made to fit him like de pa
per on de vall.' The goods were recently deliv-
cred. and rs our o. C. we'll nigh lost himself in
the r capacious dimensions. he dubbed them his
"breeches Of promise" He now pants for gore.
and grimy smiles when he meets Il comrade sim
ilarly alfred
1T being too wet for excavating one day last
week. about a hundred of the boys were taken
out and an attempt made to put them through
few military evolutions for exercise. Capt.
Cross commanded the troops, and some extra
ordinary feats were successfully accomplished.
The Captain issued orders in the regulation stem.
torian voice. ana the troops obeyed like all raw
recruits, to the best of their ability and under
standing. and the Captains disgust. He ordered
the retreat to the cell room with apparent salts
faction Lieut.. Orff commanded the rear guard
in manner to bring distinction upon himself,
his ancestors and his posterity. Those who wit.
messed the grand spectacle are agreed in pro-
nouncing their disappearance around the corner of
shop the best of the performance.
On the 2lst of May, Jos Landry. one of the in
mates detailed to work the bank, came in from
work complaining Of pain in the back and hips.
The symptoms were those of muscular rheumatism
and he was treated accordingly until the week
following. The character of the febrile mani
festations and the nature of the pain convinced
DR.. Pratt that he had something more serious to
deal with and he ordered the patient to be
moved to the hospital department. The patient
had no appetite and emaciated rapidly. His only
relief from pain found in laying perfectly
quiet in one position with the result that the at
PENDANTS soon had bedsore to contend with.
The Doctor now felt that there abs CESS
forming somewhere and anxiOusly waited for it to
point. On the 22Dd of this month exploring
needle was introduced into the suspected regions
and on the 18th the abscess was lanced and over
half pint of putrescent matter removed. The
cavity WAS thoroughly irrigated and the patient
is now resting quietly and speedy recovery
may be looked for. The abscess was undoubtedly
OF traumatic origin and was SO deeply seated
the lumbar muscles as to make it extremely diff.
cult of location.
dreamed dream of a squareful meal
In the lee If yawiful yacht,
ordered cut of rareful steak
And jigger of coffee hot.
as for the scenes OF th.s mealful dream.
awOke with Il crashful crash,
And set me adown to Il ruetul meal
From a d sh OF hashful hash.
Sunday Services.
The text for the morning Philippians 3,
b IA: Brethren count not myself to have ap-
pretended; but this do. forgetting those things
which are behind, and reaching forth unto those
things which are before. press towards the mark
for the prize Of the high calling of Col Christ