St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1889-11-28
THANKS AND TURKEY.

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Waiter Dean, the Harris theater impresssrio,
has. doubtless, during an eyeniful managerial
career, got to windward OF numerous tur-
KEYS. The turkeys of to-day, however. will
be surrounded by golden halo OF Thanks
giving which viii pale the glor!es Of any
Thanksgiving be has had in the past
George SymondS spea Elysten0usly OF an
appointment he has for 1880 to-day. He
talks ramllingly and tenderly of Il turkey he
has spotted-and keeps somewhere in tie
recesses OF his waistcOa-ta peIfumed sheet
of pink note paper, an inviis ton tn turkey
penciled in q pretty feminine hand. VIII he
go7 Wen
Lou scott he's been several weeks running
down turkeys but has al lH>i secured one II
the proper magnitude for service at his ia
bic. Lou always dimes en- famiile "n Thanks
giving day and allegeS that So far is he can
discover. there's nothing like il
Alfred Young and his hltie bride will eat
their gubber tetv cen kisses ard viii doubt
less enjoy Ii, u>elveS as 'arIily in the Gls-
ciission Of their first thanksgiving dinner. as
though there were n0 riOud> in the horizon.
and both were N lliOnaiTes in their own right.
There's 4 PROVE euee which looks ou' Tor
young people like these. and if Alfred =
''mAscotte" proves the jewel she seems TO be,
there is nothing 10 prevent realization of
the millionaire idea ZONE day.
President Hill. Of the Manitoba, his ar
ranged for a sort Of Thanksgiving soiIee OF
congenisI spirits. who will aid him in the
demolition Of a couple of particularly plum .
Eobhlers, sent rs a t.Iken al esteem from the
distressed dislr Ct of North Dakota.
Gov Merriam will tickle turkey in the
bosom of his family. An the great men of
the decade seem TO goin far a sort ut quiet
little family dinner on Thanksgiving Day,
and the governor of the state can think VI
no more enjoyable Desh.rf Of spending this
the mos; important dinner honr OF the year,
Dr. McLaren will ponder ~ he eats bis
turkey over the chan Gefulae-s NJ life, and
draw menlai picture Of hIs HeKS thsIkSgiE-
ing dinner The doctors tine r teie- a tete
dinners IS drawing nigh He will have to
carve for himself and another next Thanks
giving.
JACK De Camp msde some remtrKs yester
dsy which wouid ieAd tO the superstition OF
his being all solid for any ana'sint Of turkey
and trimmings. IN connection With Jack's
turkey dinner there h q rather substantial
vision, OF i fair face slIrmJursa1 By gold5n
euris in lovely pFofI>ila- Jack Will realize
ON the vision and turkey just about the same
tune.
I'd Whitaker has the science OK turkey dis
section dev.. 20 spliHSer ALI bis science
VIII be called into play IN carving turkey for
brothers. sisters. cousins. and atirlts, all OF
whom will make things merry at his FhauSs-
giving dinner. according TO nWe-nonored
family CUSTOM Plates for thirty viii be
about the Dimensions III the banquet
Judre Egan will give thanks to-day as a
ynstter of principle. aud viii eat turkey BY
the same rule
Gen. Andrews remarks that what with rev.
oiutions. cnpspiraGies, anarchist plots, and
the ross OF the pleasant little diversions heing
praeticed in various parts of the continent.
he is thankful for peace and The opportunity
nFFs-od for consuming his share OF turkey in
peace.
-..atius DonnelIy says its a treat TO he
alive, and he has a good deal to be thankful
for on general principles. Turkey has the
came charm for him as Of old
Coroner Quinn hopes that his ThanksgIy-
ing dinner will not he interrupted ey re-
quest to view the remains of any Lake DO
hanna mystery or anything else.
Judge Burr will turn loose every unfort-
innate whose offpnse is not toe grave to sd
init of his liberation for another chance. He
finds il bard to say Thirty days" on Thanks
giving day.
DR.. Quincy will lock the Office throw
physfe to dogs. ard get outside al the tuF-
kew his knowledge Of astronomy will allow.
Clarence Roth is giving thanks this early
in the morning for the fact that he has ar
rived safely at the threshold of another
THANKSGIVING. It's ? risky business. this
raiEroading. hut those who Know Clarence
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is no danger of his losing any wings.
DR.. Dsv says that he doesn't care whether
school keeps or not. He has ItHI bushels of
potatoes III the cellar. two turkeys in the
raw writing tn he cooked, match of mince
pies already cooked. and lots of other stuff to
go on.
Monsieur Ie Git says he'll trot ont his cut,
ter for the first time this season and take a
fall out of Old Boreals. viii he go ai1nei
Welt
John ". WilIis-An the newspaper men In
town can smoke on me. and never kick
will be heard
Dan TWohy had about all the fun an ordi
nary man could stand last night hut will
punish turkey with just the same old appe
tite when the dinner hour arrives.
j.. Ahern wants Il particularly under
stood that ne is not at home 10 anybody TO
dey. He and the gobbIer will have it all "a
themselves.
Chief lark is thankful that there waE
nothing in the mysterious cases which nave
been before the public lately lie is in trim
TO eat his fun snare Of The family turkey TO-
day.
Gen. Becker believes he can do up the big
gest gobbler that ever gobbled. Anyway
he'll have a shot at it