New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-03-24
THE T1IK OF THE DAE

baseball player nay do almost any thing he pieases
with bat except - get on H. The bearing Of this
remark lies in the application Of Il
Explained POtniay On Boston for the fsss smss,
hni bioSs s no That's only bevy Of BostoE
reascting from their spectaclss burlington ffs
Press.
Saws Professor Hadley: aThe speed Of raifrvad
trains Is restricted within three theoretical limits fs
physical limit of eighty miles, an hour beyond WHICH
a Is toupd impossible for train to hold the taoas
sacona an operating limit Of sixty miles an pour,
which ,ractical experience has found trains eannos
rr ,vtbout much damage life third, comnsfciai
limit Of thirty miles per hour. at which, al snmss
| considered, It is found most economical 70 TUE
| traiy'
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pdnted howerS.-CThe Epocn.
Colonel Pat, DOMAIN of Dakota and the ress OF
| he Union Is III in Washington with Jungle isSeN
Re caught the disease in the National capital
aYou arc not selling pictures Of Ms ey sar
tho land are you asked the reporter o. Sd Ann n s.
Morris who has kept picture .. snS CURIOSITY '''''
inc yp nv i tbs hundreds was the replywashins
ton Post.
awbat IL moro ridiculous than American buncombor
asks q Canadian paper To which we unhesifsanph
reply, Canadian buneomDe
The Roots VIII Be saved-Actor b manager OF sn k
Win this ale pair OF bootsi A.,
Modern msnager-oh no. Just before you Nv g Soth ~
yor ,cs hut The boots win be saved You have
no fear for them.-(P hIladelphia Inquirer
Tho Oldest city in the world. Damascus IS aoS7
10 have street cars and gas lamps.
Her Mlssase.-Bride toi monthl-oh f ssS,,d
c0a 20 sariy ana sasppsh snd-Yhy CANT get him
to give eiyn answer to single S gsSsgGS s,s known
s1 g bsg1s sSaS S's sss a.
--(Philadelphia Record
tn. nuke Of ST. Adams is the Hereditary Grand
r.lconer of Great Britain. He receives saaD -
"A. sab year and, Of course, has nothing W.
ccpt draw his salary ..,
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church Is vacant, and would be very gao 'o'
would accept it.. -
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want q You Is e get Sp Of them The
newspapers ~ Philadelphia Record.
aTbe Christian uniona frankly advises ITS readers
IN Massachusetts to vote against constructors -
hbItion In tho coming election the VOICE ,,.,a,s
vet limited that the Editor Of The Cnns.isn ~
| has red nose but If It were TO do so, u woaa =
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Lisbon Theodore B. Lyman, Of North Carolina. o..
discovered new and hitherto uhsuspeeted NFsas -
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nom insomnia About fortnight aso ne ave 49,
=, IRISH roasted peanuts before retiring and en'oy
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.Ss sxne,sment repeatedly since. and has faaha
efaoacIous every time.
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was yoses hut yoa weren't Handicapped as he -
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