Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1889-05-30
MEN AND THEIR clorue.
Trouble occasioned the Sex n.
by Their Wearing Apns.a, sSsS


/ attended woman's ma.a
other day where some Of M 'ds
sentative women of Boston WA. Pr
sembled, says Kate True in ~. a.
troit Free Press. The subject "5 D.
discussion was 3" Dress .1llR
handled with due care and COY VIZ
ton, with proper gravity and ,'1'.e
ture of fun. No reports OF IT,. UA
portant meetings are permitted D.
certain announcement coneerpis..a
opposite b5y arrested nv $50
wandering attention and mad,
long 10 speak out in meeting. -'
After the ethical side of dros,
been duly considered and the daco,t Jag
gowns frowned upon one swe.t.,oi.s
sister arose and said: why c,p .eS
we be sensible like the men; tb.v 4.N
never bothered about their cIotts.@ '
dress suit is always dress mtss
looked at the speaker curioDsIy.
WAS in earnest, and then Irememb.s.--55
that she belonged to that estim,I,'
class called spinsters and did n.y..
know any better.
In all the ups and downs and &.
and out. of this Kaleidoscope vor5
recall certain scenes in a housebol5 I,
men when dressing for party. ".
member with certain nervous twin,
the demands for needle and tbrs,J
the utterances, not sweet, but ,tror.
concerning a delinquent tailor Il.
angry twichings given an innocsr,
necktie and the fearful denuncistior'
of some far away laundress.
Men never bother about aa,
clothesm Saints and angels defsrj
us! Did not the decree go forth THAN
zebra waistcoats should take the plgos
of simple white ones or the dem8ro
black, and did not the poet Of the nm,
known and unknowable take me inm
supper one night when the rays Of m.
fairy lamps made him look like a BAN.
boiled lobster9
Are the young men of our dav aDy
worse than the powdered, wgged and
beruflled gentry Of our grandfaherss
Not whit. Only last week scion n
one of our first families informed ma
that "his last winters suits were All
given away, for it would never do Ia
wear anything but the new blended
mixtures.
The changes in hats, ties, shoes
gloves or no gloves, from the white
vests to the black, from high-cut to
low, from long waists to short waists
from Acknowledged pantaloons to
skin-tight pantaloons, from bob-taed
Jackets and REFERS to long-tailed ulst.
ers, from short fobs to long chains, OF
seals, from shirt-studs of white to gold.
diamond, or none at all, would starts
the learned lady out Of all her liuguis.
tic lore did she but know the half Of
The half of it. 1t takes woman with
man attachment and quartet Of
brothers to understand the true in.
wardness of the masculine toilet
When Tom Debutant has suit fresh
from tho tailor's he is more hnickY and
fussy about it than any woman. II
there is a faint suggestion of a wrinkle
across the shoulders, back it goes and
is considered "mistit.n As to thc
pantaloons, have | not twisted my neck
even worse than any photographer
ever did to see if they were not trilt
too long, or too short, and didn't
consider them 4 little flush in tho rear
or a little snug at the knees, or trili
to spriugy at the bottomP
If men do not bother abou
clothes" why were crazy quilts eye
made to use up the superhuous neck
ties abandoned as out of stye2 Asst
cosmetics, Tom Debutant has ten d
every one Of his sisters, and perfume
are the delight Of the masculine nos
trils. Ask your druggist who buy
them, and then ask every wife win
uses them up for her.
Only the other day bright woma
remarked concerning a popular pby,I
clan that ne WAS lotto OF Roses d
the morning, German Cologne q
noon and Horse at night
go on in the Innocence 81 you
spustcrial heart, most learned maiden
but believe me, when / tell sou, frCr
the mountain top of experience, tina
for unadulterated fussiness, from tn
end of a waNed mustache to the toe
a pump or the fractional section Of
write cuff below a coat sleeve. the Sc
that swears "bothers' more abou
clothes than we poor sinners. In thl
respect thew are s.suDpriOr