Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1889-06-07
AFTER DINNER LAncn,

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A SIGN of spring z.seep of .
grass.
The path of duty-Throucb a., =
tom House. oas
MANY mans work gets wo,,. ,
hind by his having weak back VA y
AN octave" dinner is the latest g.,
ionable craze. The guest sar;vo 'a 10y
everything is ate up. ''s
GERMAN cities are exper;ma,.
with rubber pavements. Tbev
great on the home stretch.
THERE are two great events j. \,
life of Chicago girl-one when sl
married. and the other when sba :;
vorced.
WHY is a boy learning to smoke i.
man trying to ride vicious m,,'
Because they are both trying =,
hacker.
MIR. HowELLs has discovered a no,
poet in Canada" says an exchange NJ
trust Mr.. Howells had his gun Nd
him at the time.
JENKINS to Henkins CATER vainlv :,
ing to understand a message over IA
phone wire)-That's right! Get ma;
I can hear you all right now.
PAPA (that is to be)-what are 70,
prospects, Mr.. de Brazen? Mr.
Brazen-Merely that of being your So
in-law, sir. 1 don't want anything b
ter.
"WHAr lovely pictures one can see
the fire." "Indeed!" "Yes, the mo
beautiful landscapes" *Well, thai
because the fire draws we'll" -Chica
Ledger.
A YOUNG divine tells a story Of
groom who, after the marriage ce,
mony, slipped 50 bill into his han
numbering, apologetically: "Tll do ID
ter next time"
HE phrase, GA Wedding March, al
plies strictly to the bridegroom's d
trance into the state of matrimony-
goes i'll like lion, and his future lam
like conduct completes the parallel.
Puck.
In praising Wannamaker the Bost
Globe says that he "began life withoul
dollar in his pocket" and the Ud
Observer adds that it might truthful |
have gone further and stated that
began life without a pocket.
Mr.. B.-My dear Mrs. Crnsus, nj
I not put your name down for tickets
Prof. Pundit's course of lectures |
Buddhism? Mrs. CO, by all meal
You know how passionately fond
of fowers.-Malasey's WeeEly.
DARLING, you promised to give NJ
lock of your hair in return for the ps
wrote to you; but I see now thatts
lock did not come from your head. |
is quite appropriate, then; the pod
was not from your head, either"
"THERE is no excuse for the use
profane language" says an exchana
and this is no doubt correct; but
there we're any the drug clerk who
aroused at 3 o'clock in the morning
drunken man who wants to look
the directory to find out where he liz
would seem to possess it.
W1ee1Ns, Cooking at the results
his wife's shopping)-Well, I suppeI
we may be able to make use Of some
this stuff some day, but where aretl
shoes you said Bobby needed? MD
Wiggins-Bless my heart, I forg
them! I spent all day at the barga
counter, you know.-Teras Sittings|
In Chi w, China, placards are d
played giving notice that all Christlad
are to be murdered. Fogg, who is |
clined to be cynicism-perhaps becau1
sin is in him thinks that if all CHM
tians in Boston were threatened wiz
murder it wouldn't cause much OF
panic.
che is dissipated and heartless.
has no idea of financial probity.
plays cards for money; he is reckless
extravagant, and altogether totally I'M
to be your husband. I cannot conse
to the engagement" 20, but thin
papa, how we'll he looks in draH1na
room. Why, he is the most becomln!
man I ever danced with. "-lfas1sssy
Weekly.
Mrs. Soc1ErY-Mercy on me! Don
you know that man your daughter
going to marry? Mr.. Meek-Nor
I've been afraid to ask her. Mrs y
ciety-He's prize-ighter, regul'
tough. He's fought score OF men ~
half killed a dozen of women.
Meek (much relieved)-Oh! Then ID
all right. I was afraid he was SOU
poor lamb like myself.
A TEACHER who had asked agfl.
purchase grammar received the ~