The Dickinson press. (Dickinson, Stark County, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1883-1927, 1889-11-02
ARRIVAL OF The BABY.
How the Joy of Fond Parents Is Exhlbite
In Birth kilograms.

How the Joy of Fond Parents Is Exhibited
In Birth kilograms.
The reporter found him leaning over
the desk at the telegraph Office. There
was nothing about him that would have
attracted attention, except perhaps
strange troubled look in his eyes and the
reckless way he was destroying Mr..
Gould's telegraph blanks. He would
take up sheet, dash off line or two,
hold it at arms length, slowly shake his
head and then crumple the dispatch in
his hand and try it all over again. On
the sixth round glad smile told that he
had written the thing to his satisfaction,
and the next moment he approached the
night clerk and timidly asked the charges
to Kalamazoo.
A wan smile crept over the erstwhile
calm and prosaic face of the clerk as the
customer took his change and hastily slid
out the side door.
AS the reporter approached the smile
deepened
81 thought So" said the clerk slowly
rs he glanced about the Office to see that
no one was about.
"You did?' said the reporter, gently
yet firmly.
eyes. This is the fourth one tonight,
too. Listen" he added, as he pinned his
merciless gaze on the blushing night
message for Kalamazoo:
"'The little stranger arrived safely to-
day. Twelve pounds. Julia doing fine
ly. It's boy. Kindly name your bev-
erage and send damages to CHARLEY
YES" went on the clerk. speaking as
though he were equal to the occasion,
"this is plainly Charley's first son and
heir. He is in ccstasies and hastcns
down here to notify the old folks at
home. Did you notice how many times
he tore up the blanks before he seemed
satisfied with what lie had written? All
the young fellows act that way. It's
very ticklish place to put young man
in, and being his first offensc, he doesn't
know exactly how to word the news so
that he will make neat and ornamental
message, as it WERE Charley seems to
be quite an artist though, and l think
you'll agree with me that he led up to
the climax very we'll indeed. He almost
forgot-well, something decidedly i'm
portant; and rather than have the old
folks at kazoo, the aunts and unclcs and
sixtieth cousins left in state of bewil-
derment, notice how gracefully he rings
in the crisis:
cots boy
snow, then, here's another handed to
me just q little while ago. This is en-
tirely in different vein. 1t is addressed
to gentleman in Toledo, perhaps an old
chum:
"'Well! we'll! we'll! told you so!
shall name him after you. He will run
for president in 1924, or my name is not
"'ToM JACK
"Now, that's what l call neat" said
the clerk, as he laid aside the tender
message destined soon to gladden. some
heart in far off Toledo. "One cannot
help but admire Tom Jacks delicate
sense of humor. He spares himself the
embarrassment of saying anything about
the little angels sex He doesn't say
whether Sally is doing we'll or not; Tom
Jack is too much elated to think of these
things now. A year or SO hence he may
come in again, but his dispatch won't be
so intrepid. Later still, when the family
circle is extended so that the hired girl
puts couple of extra boards in the table
for dinner every day-well, Tom Jack,
the prosaic family man, with expenses
running higher and higher year by year,
won't be in such a tremendous hurry to
turn loose the electricity for arrival No.
Z. We can all wager the nimble dollar
on that.
"Shall read the other two: Well,
they're not quite so demonstrative. One
reads:
Baby came to us this morning Blue
eyes like its mother Mother mending
rapidly. JIM
And the other reads:
"'Our daughter joined us this morn
ing at 1920. Will you come to christen-
ing. Irene sends love to father.
"'FREDDY j.
"You can see by these that there is
quite literature in the birth message.
The main points that seem to agitate the
fond young papa's breast are to tell the
little story fully, yet suppress any direct
statements. They are really more abash-
ed at the clerks behind the counter than
you would readily imagine It's always
great mental torture to 'cm when
slowly count over the words one at a
time. 1t makes them squirm to think
that their handwriting might not be
plain, and that might roar out the dis
patch and ask them if it's all right as
read it. But I've too much considera-
ton for human nature to do that; and
whenever l see young fellow sidle into
the office, cautiously graspa pen and ex-
pertinent on half dozen blanks, my ex-
perience tells me at once what's in the
wind, and 1 am careful to let him depart
in peace through the side door in the
shortest possible time"
And as the reporter was moving off
the clerk picked up another blank and
read it over softly to himself. There
was no smile on his lips this time as he
turned to the scribe and said slowly:
"Here's another message, side by side
with the little harbinger of gladness l
read you a moment before. It's only
line, but there is nothing SO eloquent as
death. Listen:
John died when the tide went out
tonight. '"-Dctroit Free Press.