New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-04-18
THE TALK OF TIE Day.

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as profoundly as Robert Esmere.' But on the same
principle II might be said that Engisbmen arc very
queer because Derby Day excttes them more pro-
foundry than would the death Of the Poet Laureate
| Noblesse oblige.-There's good deal In human
nature after all. dollar insurance assessment Is
dollar insurance assessment, any way you look at IT,
but does take several cents worth OF sting out Of ID
the Pass S S %orST snd venerable Ser
that 81 Is required of him by Royal Grand Inter
national Adqllam Lodge venerable MsehRelse Ssspr
\ half so quick.-(Puck
| A Western paper adverttses "a remedy for the
razze-dazzIe.s But the trouble is that the who
has a Of razziedazze on hand, doesn't want
any remedy for It. On the contrary. he wants to
| proIong 1t indefinitely.
! Captain Ansons late successes as an efterdinner
| speaker show what deserving young man can ac-
compllsh by long years of conscientious talking back
when the umpiro's decisions do not suit hm-Cchicago
News.
Ira TrIpp millionaire coal operator Of Scranton.
PENN was told years ago by his physician that
he must either quit smoking or die. As no didn't
want TO die, he quit smoking. he loved tho odor OF
tobacco, however, and stun enjoyed It By frequentng
tho company of smokers But they did not always
smoke good tobacco, no finally adopted the plan Of
hiring a to smoke constantly in his presence.
Mr. Trip furnishing the cigars, which of course are
of the finest quality Thus far the man enjoys it,
although he sometimes feels that he little crowded
The manager Of a theatre In New-Brita!n, Conn.
Snea TO draw. and. as II disguised with the town
for It's failure 10 appreciate hls efforts to gye them
high art, makes this announcement:
BOOTH AND BARRETT.
Monday night Uncle TOMS Cabin Now to
New-Brtaln peopleJ Booth as Uncle Tom; Barrett
as Eva. With songs and dances.-(Boston Transcript
"The Boston Advertiser gives the following good
advice 10 those who are discussing the prohbitory
| amendment in Massachusetts: Let the words "cranF
and "hypocrte" and tho phrase an ally of the rum
powers be laid aside. They have done service con-
stanty during tho last few weeks that they must be
tired Besides those words and that phrase do not
express the truth. Senator Hoar, John ID. Long,
Judge Bishop and Rev. i. E Hail, d. D., neither
eranls nor hypocntes. Judge e r. Hoar
Hon. O. r Russell, Mr.. George o. shattuck and Rev.
Phillips Brooks d. D., not allOs Of the rum power
New-York IS catching on to our metropolitan
customs by degrees She 3 Just now engaged IN clear
Her people get these tips by visiting Chicago oc-
caslonally.-C Mail
The Year Book Of Boston University, which has
lust appeared, gives abundant evidence of the pros
perty and advance Of that excellent institution which
Is twenty years old.
No Trouble 10 Find Them.-Young Mr.. Viewed Ito
Real Estate Agentl-I wish to got two-story house
with eight or nine rooms for, say fortyhve dollars
Real Estate Agent--Yes. sir. Which do you prefer
Flatbush or Iioboken ?-(Puck.
Another popular idea knocked into smithereensi
Mr.. McAlllster, who has been subjected 10 good
deal Of odlum as the supposed leader 90 the Four
Hundred turns out 10 have been the champion OF the
people in the great Centennial controversy.
outgrown-@ Mrs. Brown, guarantee that piece of
sOG %ob ~ yoa's sicEtonSned 'aaa DENIS 1es dc
words yo' used when bds dat calico Idee's dress
knees, when It nigh techod hcr heels whom maus u
"Why really, l don't remember ever selling you
such goods. DO you remember when you pOushA
Z Lemme sce-tipk it was bout fO' yeas 'Go."-
(Harper's Bazaar.
When the Rev. Edward Beecher, in 1884, published
his book on tho prcexstence of human life, his father
Dr. Lyman Beeoher, asked what no thought OF tho
theory. "well," no replied, II the Almighty has
been running the universe this plan all these ages
and has succeeded IN keeping 1t secret, think It's
shame for Edward to expose It,"
Customer (rcturning Didn't give you a g gold
piece Just now BY mistake for "a Weoont pcce'
Customer (nnlng COLT snt Of any ysrtic,lhiSf
carried simply as curiosity must have lost 1t
SOME -, -. ,a, ,ooL
agaln.-(Chcago Tribune
"oh, mammal" exclaimed little Burlington, Vt,
how on seeing a calf there Is the little COW that
gives tho condensed MILK
Tho art taste Of New-York has become greatly I'm
proved and elevated Of late. AT sale OF paintings
In ss that city yrca .oT h nsH tho cd The
. Ssss tiers vailed much higher than tho modern
main tInes, but they were worth iess.-tNorrtstown
Herald
as Il not tIme,S asks I" The Boston Transcript
that tho expressions, Horato Tompkins, the colored
LAWYER; Raphael johnson, the colUrcd artist; Felix
Higgins. the colcred tenor and the like, were ex-
plunged from the vefnacular phraseoogyi For pur-
poses OF Identification the adjective 'colored' may
now and then DO convenient but on ordinary oc-
easons why should 1t DO usod1 How would IT look.
for instance, TO speak Of Washington Flanders ESQ.,
the rcdheaded bank president Of Ulysses Flaherty
the bandy-iegged broker; Of Cornelius Cronan the
type'T
Young Tod, who has not yet begun 10 read DR.
Holiness charming works, the other day heard HIS
father mention the Aptocrat Of the Breakfast Tables
What Is that, pag' no asked.
what do you meanfp
"Why. the wetcr-cracker Of the breakfast-table
that you Just spoke about n-(Y euth's Companion,