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The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
VIM: M. Shaw is replastering his house
and will refnish the inside
West Buxfou

"Hooh 60AtOEta
The Whist Club was entertained Tues
Gay evening of last week by Mr.. and Mrs.
ambrose, and very pleasant evening was
spent Miss Dow. and Mr.. Noah Smith OBJ
famed the first prizes and Miss Illsley and
MT. w. ii. Smith the BOBBY prizes.
-, The Social Club met with Miss Dow last
thursday evening, and good size company
were present At o'clock the members par
took OF an excellent club supper, and every
one felt in mood to enjoy the entertainment
that was to follow The exercises consisted
of reading by Mrs. Ambrose and Mrs. Brad
bury, music by Mrs. Bradbury ana others,
of the club is TO be with Mr.. and Mrs. Noah
Smith.
The Bradbury brothers are about to sell
out their stock of groceries and engage in
some other business. 1t is regretted that
they deem it best to do it. 1t is hoped that
they will continue to reside in the village.
New Gloucester.
The New Gloucester and Danvlle Agri-
urday evening and the following officers
were chosen for the ensuing year;
President-Solomon Larrabee.
Vice President-T. NJ. Merrill.
Secretary-J. w. True.
Assistant Secretary IF. w. Berry.
Treasurer-S. r. Robinson.
Marshal-Chas. B. Berry.
First TruStee-Solomon Larrabee.
Second Trustee-A. j. Haskell.
Third Trustee-A. c. Frank.
Fourth TruStee-A. l.. Richards
Fifth Trustee-E. &. Robinson.
A great degree of interest was manifested
in having the grounds already owned by the
society improved by building a hail. fencing.
etc, during the coming year, and steps were
taken to raise the necessary funds at once
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22

Sept 1e, lat ID. lon 20 A, ship State of Maine,
from New York for Hong Kong
Sept %. off Cape st Rogue, sch GOV Ames, from
Buenos Ayres for Baltimore.
Sept %. lal IL N. Ion % W. ship San Joaquin,
Drinkwater, from Iloilo for New York.
Oct 49, lat 81 43, Ion IA AZ, barque Carlton,
from PiSagua.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
Boston Stock Market.
Follnmino nrinta tiOnS of stocko ara r
*Ex-dividend.


NEW YORK Oct. 81 1889.-Money has been
tight ranging from to IL per cent: last loan at
6, closing at 3sper cent Prime mercantile paper
at 512@7. Government bonds are dull but steady.
Railroad bends have been dull and heavy. The
stock market was quiet again after 15, closing
quiet and heavy, close to lowest prices.
The transactions at the Stock Exchange aggrc-
gated 266 800 shares.
me Iollowingsare to-day's quotations of Govern
ffae.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
Our Hannah Jane.

Our Hannah Jane was thin and weak
And ashy white her lip and cheek,
We often thought-and thought with pain,
ave soon must lose our Hannah Jane
With change OF doctors, change of air,
She sought for healing everywhere.
And, when our hopes were almost past,
''Favorite Prescription" tried at last.
1t gave us joy, it gave us hope,
She ceased to pine, she ceased to NOPE,
lPierce's remedies are sure and truel
Now Hannah Jane is good as new.
DR.. Perce's Favorite Prescription is the only
medicine for women, sold by druggists, under q
positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that
it will give satisfaction in every case or money
will be refunded. This guarantee has been print
ed on the bottle-wrapper, and faithfully carried
out for many years.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22

NEW ROUTE TO
Philadelphia. Baltimore. Washington and The West.
Shortest and Quickest Route. va
Central Railroad Of New Jer.ey, Phila-
deiphta and Reading Rnilrond, and
baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
Time Table Of June 80, 1889.
Leave New York station Central Railroad OF
New Jersey, foot OF Liberty street, n. r., for
fhiiadelphia, at 400, 7.45, $50, $50, 100
40 M M, LOO, ESQ, 8l6, 40o, 500, go; a' s0'
3.lb, 500, $50, 1900 p. m. For Baltimore and
Washington daily, at $50, Q1.0O except sun
days. a. M, 1.30, $50. SIS, 600, 1900 Y. ih'
Connecting tickets on sale at principal points.
Drawing Room and sleeping Cars A.,
iy1
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
mannoranda.

Sch Anna Holton r wsft destruction IL and
S e e $ E A.
repars lawns lef pna
dephia, put back a,b zi IN heavy blow.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
HF A RINE NEWS.
PORT OF PORTLAND.
MONDAY, Oct. 81.

MONDAY, Oct. 81.
Arrived.
Steamship Eleanora, Bennett New York-pas-
sengers and mdse to b Coyle.
Steamer Cumberland Thompson, Boston for
Eastport and st John, NIB.
Barque Addie II Cam, Haines Buenos Ayers
to load a return cargo. To Ryan Kelsey,
Sch John ID Converse, Grace, Philadelphia-c
to IA Sargent.
Sch Mabel Hall, Hall. New York-cement to
Carlton Brothers.
Sch Emma, Liftlejohn, New York-coal to Ran
dali g. McAllister.
Sch NJ Morales, Littlejohn, New York for ar
diner.
Sch Brave. smaldge, Hoboken for Bar Harbor.
Sch Luea Rich. Boston.
Sch Frances Coffin, Coombs, Boston.
Sch Sophia Wiley, Turner Gloucester.
Sch Enterprise, Oliver. Bath.
Sch VIM Keene, Simmons, Friendship.
Sch w G Pendleton Weber, Damariscotta
Sch Commerce. Laid, Boston for Castine
! Sch A j York, Wallace, Gardiner for New York.
Sch New Zealand, Dawes, Bangor for Boston.
Sch Edw A Stevens, Gotu, Bangor for Boston
Sch Maud S, MITCHELL Millbridge for Boston.
Sch May-Day, Wilson, Calais for Danversport.
Sch Iowa, Leighton, Calais for Boston.
Sch Franklin Pierce, POttle, Calais for Beverly
Sch Sultana. Lowell Harpswell.
BELOW-Sch Lulu zimmerman, with foresail
torn.
Cleared.
Sch Chas Mitchell, Frost, Glen Cove-Port-
land Cooperage Co.
Sch W / dresser, (Br) Coggins. Westport-
master.
Sch Sophia Wiley, Turner, Bangor = Paris
Flouing Co.
Sch Francis Coffin, CoOmbs, Bangor Paris
Sch Woodbury. M Snow, Maddox, Belfast-Ken-
sell & Tabor.
sAILED-Barque Unanima: schs Grace Davis
and Uranus.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22

Now York Mining Stocks.
NETWORK, Oct. 81 18S9-The following are
to-day's closing quotations of mining stocks:
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
ISLAND STEAMERS.
CkSCO BAY STEAMBOAT co.
Custom House Wharf.

Winter Time Table, Sept. "a, 1859.
Leave Portland for Forest City landing
Peaks island, 545, GAS, 800, 1890, a: M,
2.15, 4.30. 6.10 p. M; leave Portland for Little
1890 a. M, 2.15, 4.30, p M; leave Portland for
Long Island 500, q. M, 2.15 p. M; RE
TURNING, leave Peaks, $40, 7.15, $40,
1850 a. M, 1926, sos, $50, p. M; leave Little
Diamond. 9.05, II. 10 a. m, 500, 4.55 p. m;
leave Great Diamond, 900, lilo a. M, 3.15,
4.5O. p. M; leave Evergreen, $3.50, 11.05. a.
m, $40, 4.45 p. m; leave Long island, 8.45,
a. M, 800 p. m.
SUNDAY TIME TABLE.
Leave Portland for Peaks, Little and Great
2.15. 4.3O p. M; leave Portland for Long rs
land, 1890, a. M, 2.15 p. m.
ings. Q. w. 7. COOLING,
Sep23du General Manager.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
WHITE FOUNTAINS LINE.

For Cumberland will. s.45, 1880 a. IN.
LIS and 6.15 p. M; for Rridgtoo 81 S.45 a.
M, Lis D. m. For Sebago Lake, Fryeburg,
North Conway, Glen Station and Bart
lett S.45 a. m, LIS and 6.15 D. m. For
Crawford, Fabyans, whitedeid and
Lunenburg, 81. = ehnsbury aud Montreal
S45 a. M, 6.16 D. m.
The S.45 a. m. train runs through 10 Montreal
and connects for all points In Northern New
Hampshire, Vermont and the Pacific Coast. The
6.15 p. m. train has Canadian Pacific sleeping
Minneapolis, st. Paul and all points In the NORTH
west.
Arrivals in Portland-From Augusta and 18th,
g. IS a. M; Lewiston, $40 a. M; Montreal, $50
a. m; Cumberland Mills. l1.5o am; Farming
TON Skowheean ann Lewiston, 1925 p. m Ban
COR RockIand etc, at 1890 p. NJ; Bartlett and
Bridgton, $50 a. m. 4.4o p: m; Wateryille, Bath,
Vanceboro Bar Harbor and Bangor (Flying an
kee1. b35 D. M; Pennington and Lewiston, 5.4S
D. NJ Montreal, s35 p. m Night Pullman, f4O
A..
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
Harpswen Steamboat Co.

On and after Oct. 1, 1889, Steamer MERRY
CONEAG will leave 0rr's Island for Portland
at $40 a. m. Return, leave Portland for Orr's
Island at 3 p. m, touching all landings.
FALMOUTH FOREsIDR ROUTE.
On and after Oct. 10, 1889, steamer ALICE
VIII leave falnou.h P9resqe az o.o9 aug a49
a. M, $50 and 10 p. m.
ISAIAH DANIELS, III. p. DEWEY,
Manager. President.
oct1 diff
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
TRENT quotations i'll Boston are as follows, with

The sales last week at Boston were reported
at 2,26s 900 pounds against ,l5S, 100 POUNDS tne
previous week and 100000 pounds in the cor
responding week year age.
AT Philadelphia wool is moving slowly In selec-
tlons. The market Is without new features, but
the general position favors buyers.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
'ACIFIC MAD. STEAMSHIP O9MPANY'S
GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY OF CANADA
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.


On and after MONDAY, April 10, 1850,
trains will rum ms follows;
DEPARTURES
For Auburn and Lewiston, ITO and 900
a. m and 12.45 and 81 p. m. For Gorham,
800 a. M, and 100 and 5.15 p. m. For Mon
freal and Chicag0, 600 a. M, ard 80 q. m.
For Qusbe 1870 p. N. For Buca field mud
Canton, 300 a. M, and I.30 p. m.
ARRIVALS.
From Lewiston aud Auburn, S.25 a. m
1915, $40 and 5.37 and GAO D. m. From Cor
ham, 8 20 a. M, 1915 and 5.37 p. m. From
chicago and Montreal, 1915 and b.37 p. m.
From Quebec, 1915 p. m. From Island
Pond, Mixed 7.35 p. m.
Pullman Palace sleeping Cars on night
train, and Parlor cars on day train between Port
land and Montreal.
TICKET OFFICE.
IS EIchange ST., and Depot Foot Of India Street.
Lowest fares from Portland, Yarmouth Junction
and Danvite Junction, as follows: To Chicago
S21.00 and $1,000; Detroit S16.75 and sic. 90;
Kansas City $3.50 and $685. st. Paul s32 so
and $500; St. Louis via Detroit $500 and
California $3.50 and s63.75.
JOSEPH HICKSON, General Manager.
VIM EDGAR, Genl. Pass. Agent.
j. STEPHENSON, Supt.
Portland, April 20, $3.50. au20du
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL,
PORTLAND Who'll ESAIE MARKET


TUhTLANU, Oct. II, 1888
The following are to-day's closing quotations Of
Grain, Provisions. &c.:
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
g ALIF o MA
MAINE CENTRAL RAILROAD
Fer Hanger, bar Harbor, ~. John, the
white Mountains, Montreal,
and the West.
On and after October 7h, 1883. Passenger trains
leave Portland as follows:

For Auburn and Lewiston, 8.45 a. m, I.l5
and $40 D. m. Lewiston via Brunswiek
$50 and 1920 a. m, 1.20, sos and I'll .2Op
m. Rockland and Knox and Lincoln
&C. r., ESQ q. m, and l.20 p. m. Bruns-
wick, Bath, Gardiner, HaitowelI and
Aagasta, $50 and 1920 a. m, 100 sos and
t11.20 D. m. Farmingten VIZ Lewiston,
8.4S. a. m, l.30 p. m. via Brunswi u. 1.2O
.. m. Monmouth, Winthrop, Resdneid
aad Oakland 1.15 p. m. Waterviiie via
Lewiston at !. i p. m. via Augusta at ESQ.,
1920 a. m, 1.2O, t11.20 p. m, and On
saturdays only at 5;o5 p. m skewhegnB,
via deviation. Lilo p. m; vie Augusta,
$50 a. m. and 20, t1l.20 p. N. Hanger vim
Lewis,en l.15 P; m; Via Augusta at $50
at 7.20 am. Bangor aud Pi-cninquis
r.. r., at $50 a: m, II 30 p. m. Eil-wsrth
and Bar Harbor, 1.2O and ti1.2O p. m.
vancebere, "a. stephen lgaIai-.l Aroos-
tesk County, 80. John, BalifnS and the
Provinces, $50 a. M, Ito, 1.20 and tl1.20
d. m.
might express with sleeping ca attached, runs
every night, Sundays included, but not to SkOw-
hogan Monday mornings or 70 Belfast and Eek
ter or beyond Bangor sunday mornings.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
AEAcTwoRrH KNowiNc.

A ct. package of ZoM0NIA contains 6ounces
of Soap and pint of Ammonia, In powdered form
1t makes hard water and the hands SOFT washing
easy, and clothes snow white. Cleans Paint
Glass and Marble, and washes dishes to perfec-
ton. Just the thing for washing Sinks, Bath
Tubs, etc. It works like charm in the Bath,
leaving the skin soft and smooth. BY it use Tea
Coffee and Fruit Stains disappear as If by magic.
The ammonia S,e Zononia makes it superior to
all lcashi,,g poauders.
Nothing If not Realistic. ..r,.
"Well, sir you heard me sing 'Masanello' yes
terday. Are you ready TO engage me?"
81 don't know. Your voice was very heavy.
1t sounded hoarse. ,.,.,,o.
"In heavens name, don't you understand That
I am realistic player? Don't you see that Mas
anieIlo was fisherman and almost all day In the
water? He must have had continual cold."-
Pittsburg Chronicle.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22

Boston Produce Market.
BOSTON, Oct. 81. 1889.-The following are to
days quotations Of Provisions, &C.:
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
Rising In Nalne,

Rising IN Nalue.
Wife-Mother wants to come and make us
visit, John, but Pm afraid she never will as long
as we have that parrot She detests parrots.
Husband-Does she?
Wife-Yes, and you know you have standing
offer of s5L for him.
Husband-My dear, wouldn't sell that parrot
for 81 80. Epoch.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22

DR.. Pierce's Pellets cleanse and regulate the
stomach, bowels and system generally. One
dose; purely vegetable.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22

Railroad Receipts.


WESTPORT, MS. Schr L w e Gresser-4h
tons coal bbls pork 400 gals oil.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22

Enough to Tire any Man.
"Have you been saving wood?" inquired the
caller.
"Worse than that" painted the bank president,
Winning the perspiration from bis brow and throw
inc himself exhausted into a chair. II have been
talking to lady depostor. Whew''-Chicago
Tribune.
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22

a mans wife should alAay' re the
same, especially to her husband but If she Is
weak and nervous, and uses Carriers Iron Pills
sac cannot be, for they make her 'feel like
different person." so they all say, and their bus
hands saw so tool
The Portland daily press., 1889-10-22
Foreign Ports.

At Shanghai Sept 7th, ship Annie III Smith
Brown for Hong Kong and New York; Mary l.
more, do.
Sid FIN Batavia Sept II, barque Harriet q john
son, Colby, (from New York; for Cheribon.
Sid I'm NanaWo 9th inst, ship Wilma, Slater for
San Francisco.
Sid I'm Valparaiso Sept IL, barque Mohican,
Berry, for Pisagua, to load nitrate for New York.
Ar at Ensenada Aug 10. barque Sarah Sta
pies, Gay, Cardiff.
Ar at Shanghai prev to Oct 10, ship Gov Good
win, Pray, New York.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-04-12
GRAND RAPIDS AND SAGINAW LINE
ITHACA BRANCH,
Connections.


Detroit-Canada and Toledo Div. OF the
Michigan Central X. r.; Great Western Div.
Grand Trunk R'y.; Grand Trunk R'y.; Detroit
and Cleveland Steam Navigation Co.. Steam
ers; Lake shore & Michigan Southern R'y.;
Wabash Western R'y.
West Detroit-GrandT Trunk Ry.; Lake Shore
Mich. Sou. R'y.
Plymouth Jnnction-Flint g. Pere Marquette
Ry.
South Lyon-Toledo, Ann Arbor & North
Mich. n.y.; NJ. A. l.. Div. of G. r.. By(
Observation-Disclosures Ann Arbor q North
Michigan RY.
observation-disclosures & Grand Trunk Ry.
Lansing-Sag. Div. of NJ. c. X. r.; Lake Shore
Michigan Southern Ry
1onia-Det., Grand Haven & Milwaukee Ry
ieenvile--Toledo, saginaw q Muskegon Ry
East Saginaw-Sag. Div. NJ. &. r.; Flint 4
Pere Marquette Ry. Port Huron & Northwest
ern Ry.; Saginaw, Tuscola q Huron Ry.
Grand Rapids--Chicago West Mich. R'y,
for St Joseph, Chicago and the West; Grand
Rapids Div. NJ. e. r.; Kalamazoo Div. l.. 5. &
NJ s., at Bridge Street.
Big Rapid-Chcago 4 West Michigan Ry.,
and G. X. l. Ry.
Howard City-Grand Rap!ds& Indiana R'y.,
for Big Rapids, Reed City cadillac, Traverse
City, Petoskey. Mackinaw, St. Ignace, Mar
quette and Lake Superior Points.
j. Is. MULLIKEN, en'l Manager.
W. a CO o"ENTE, Traffic Man. Detroit.
Genera lOffices Detroit. Mich
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-04-12
NEEDED a BOOTJACK.

Not Altogether Romantic Incident I'm
Jenkinson wiredunks' Courtshlp.
Jenkinson Wipedunks would no:
have exchanged situations with the
President of the United States. the
Prince Of Wales, or the drum-major OF
brass band.
Felisty McGinnis had answered yes
in voice as soft and gentle as the
sigh OF Music in dreamless sleep or
the murmuring wall of a caressing
breeze from lethean waters soothingly
tanning the whiskers of Father Time.
"Felisty," he exclaimed rapturously
as his left hand and arm disappeared
from sight with rapid yet sneaking
motion toward the back OF the sofa on
which they sat, and the fingers of his
right hand appeared to be feeling for
something in his vest pocket, "you
have made me the happiest man in the
world
The timid upturned glance of her
liquid dark eyes and the warm blush
that oversprcad the happy face of the
lovely girl replied more eloquently
than words could have done.
"And you will forgive my presump p
ton, darling" he continued. "if in an
ticipation of your answer / have vent.
ured to provide myself with-a
-with-a--"
Jenkinson paused in some apparent
excitement, and his finger and thumb
norvously explored his vest pocket
without seeming to find any thing.
IL must have lost it," he gasped.
'Felisty, it was ring! Ha! Perhaps
il is in some other pocket"
Rising to his feet he thrust tremb.
ling hand into his trousers pocket.
There was a hole in that pocket.
"Jenkinson," said Felisty, as she
noted with concern his CHASTITY face,
on which the light OF a desperate re.
solve was breaking, don't grieve ovel
IL. 1t will turn up. You are excited
Is there any thing can do to"
YES" exclaimed Jenkinson, in Q
hollow voice. "Felisty, think know
where that ring is. II you would dc
me favor | shall never forget until
the last hour of my life, for the love oil
Heaven 60 and get me bootjack aud
leave me to myself for a few moments y
Chicago Tribune.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-04-12

Faults are kept in the background
on account of faults modesty. Puck.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-04-12
OFFICE OVER HEATH'S HARD.
WARE, ITHACA, MICH.

MORTGAGE SALE.-Whereas, default has
1N1 been made in the payment o the money
secured by a certain indenturc OF mortgage dat.
ed the 29th day OF August, \. D., 1850, executed
by Charles Helms and Eluusia Helms, his wife
of Fulton township, Gratiot County, Michigan,
10 Albert Herald. of the same place which
said mortgage was recorded in the Office OF the
rt gistcr OF deeds In aud for the County of q ra-
tiOt ia libor 40 of mortgages on page 3OS on the
18th day OF August a. D., 1885, AT IL 80 O'Clock
"a. IN and
Whereas. the said mortgage has been duly
assigned by the said Albert Herald 10 the Up
ton Manufacturing Company" IA corporation
OF Port Huron, Michigan, by assignment bear
ing date the 18th day of May \ d., 1883, and re-
corded i'm the Office OF the register of deeds of
said county of GTatiot In liber a Of mortgages
on page 30 on the 10Th day of May \. d., 1888.
az $50 o'clock a. IN. and the same is now
owned by said Upton Manufacturing Compa-
ny said corporation and
Whereas the amount claimed To be due on
said mortgage M the date OF this notice Is the
sum of one hundred seventy-tour dollars and
siXty-cight cents, (Sl14 0Sl as unpaid principal
and interest and the further sum OF fifteen dol
lars a. an attorney fee. allowed ny statute, and
which is the whole amount claimed % be un-
paid on SAID mortgage, and no suit or proceed
IN rs having been instituted at law to recover
the amount now remaining secured by said
mortgage or any part thereof, whereby the
power ct sale contained ia said mortgage has
become operative, now, therefore
Notice is hereby given that 10y virtue OF the
said power of sale and in pursuance of the
statute in such cases made and provided, the
suld mortgage Will bc iOrCclOscd by a sale OF
the premises, therein described, AT public
auction. to the highest bidder, at the front
door Of the Court House IN the village of Ith.
AGA, in said county of GratiOt, on the 10th day
OF June next. at ten o'clock I'm the forenoon of
that day; which said premises are described in
SAID mortgage as follows to-wit: The north
west one quarter of the north east one quarter
OF the north east one quarter of section seven
III I'm township number nine 90 north of range
three l}l west Gmtiot County, Michigan, the
same being ten acres of land.
Dated March 20h, 1889.
WILLIAM \. BAHLKE,
Atty for Assignee.
UPTON MANUFACTURING Co.,"
Assignee os Mortgage.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-04-12
Toledo, Ann Arbor g. North Michigan

Taking effect Nov. 4, 1888.
North Bound. Standard Time. South Bound
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-04-12
FULL OF FUN.


-"Uncle John. can you tell what
time il is by that thermometer YES.
wintah-time. Ilarper's Bazaar.
1t is easier for an idol to go
through the knee of n camel than for
new humorous paragraphist to re-
frain from making n joke ON Boston
beans. -Norristown Herald.
Magistrate TO plaintiff with lump
on his head-"If your wife threw "a
sad iron at you, why didn't you
dodge?" Plaintiff -"l did, your honor,
and that's how came to get hit.
Father" said the lad 81 grant you
Your parental right to whale,
But ere you begin proceedings
Please remove the single nail
Merchant Traveller.
You won't go to heaven If you're
such naughty boy, MichaelW 20
well, one can't expect to go every
where! went to the circus yesterday.
and TO the pantomime the day bsfore!'
London Punch.
WHO is your family doctor, Rob-
ny III 'iIttUs w IL NilphE Nv
you had DIR. Brown" $50 we did un-
til DR.. Green began counting sister
Sally. Pop gets even with Greeny for
coal and gas he and Sally use, by hav-
in him keep the rest of MS healthy for
nothin."
Hoe Getting married seems to be
very dangerous now. No fewer than
seven brides have been killed on their
wedding-day this year She, ingen-
uously-"But no true woman will shirk
her duty, Tom, through craven fear
OF death"
IL tell you, Candidus," said Scrib-
uler. "the public is fairly going wild
over my poems. "Indeed?" replied
Candidus, Il am sorry to hear that.
II you wish to conceal yourself until it
Gains down, my house is at your serv-
ice. Portland Advertiser.
-Tonsorial Artist-"You want to try
some OF mine patent hair tonic? Your
hair vos got thin on top already
Customer-"Why don't you try it your
StAlE Ou 10 btAuGl IMAM tAllis q
but | rebresent 'pefore using. Look
at dot parber Ply der next chair, he
represents after using two bottles
We know our pccziness, amt it?'-
America
Mrs. Robinson was entertaining
some ladies at select little five-o clock
tea, and Bobby, who had been excep-
tionally well-behaved, was in high
feather Ma" he said, as cake was
being handed around, may l have
some tongue, please?n There isn't
any tongue, Bobby That's funny"
commented Bobby. Il heard pa say
there would be lots of it. "--London
Tid-Bits.
"A writer on etiquette has just
paralyzed the reading world with the
announcement that birth does not
make the gentleman. though it helps. :"
That's right, that's right. 1t helps.
II one will but stop and think it will
be noticed that the gentlemen-or
ladies either, for matter of that-who
at some period of their life have not
been born are extremely rare. Chi
cago Times.
Angry woman (stopping in front
OF building)-''John, this is where the
Yelper is printed. That editor'll never
call reception at my house shindig
again, the villain! Have you the cow
hide all right? Come on. Wen go
in" Husband (bursting with rage,
but retaining his presence Of mind)-
Maria, I'll stay out here TO see that
no one enters to interrupt you. Here's
the cowhide Lay it on well, the cow
ardly scoundrel!'-Chicago Tribune
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1889-04-12
NORTHERN DIVISION.
Altrain, daily. except Sunday.

Al trains daily, except sunday.
Connections "A. Toledo with all lines d.
vergiug; at Manhatten Junction with Wheel
ing Lake Erie; at Alexis Junction with NJ e.
Adrian Branch l.. s. a. NJ. S.; at Dundee with
M. o., and l.. S. & NJ. c; at Milan Junction
Pittsfeid with Ypslanti branch L. S. & NJ. s.;
at Ann Al Dor with NJ. c.: at South Lyon with
ID. l.. q NJ, and IA; at Hamburg with NJ. A.
Line division G. T.. at Howell with ID: l.: N;
at Duiand with G. & T., and d. a NJ; at
Owosso junction with ID. & NJ, and NJ. l.; at
at ST. LOUIS with D. l.. & N, and 5. V. d ST. L.;
at Alma with ID. L. i N; at Mt. Pleasant With
+. 4. ~.
A J. PAISLEY, w. ". Belts.
u. Z. Agent T. p. Agent.
l. y, BOOTH. Agent. Alma.
Through Tickets and Checks to all parts
of the United States.