The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1889-10-04
LIGHT MOODS

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!, r .;,;ss ,s.,. s,s.,. are said = & '''a
IT must be the spur Of the moment
that makes time 60 80 fast.
sOH, you have the psper; please look
and zee IL anyone We know-has been
born"
STEAMSHIPS ought to be very inde-
pendent. because they = given 20
much latitude.
GAsaEr-Yes, sir; TIM . self-made
man. Smothered voice-Then you
cheated yourself.
THERE is nothing like being d lbroken
up to make . man see the necessity OF
lmending his ways.
No WONDER the spoon looks 20 hollow
and long faced. What in the world Is
oftener in the soupP
A BEE-rRorHAL naturally creates .
buzz in society, and quite as naturally
leads toa honeymoon.
SELLING milk by weight will prob
ably never be adopted here. You must
look above for the milky weigh.
TELL1Nathe devel to get behind .
man will never ave him; the hardest
thumps a man gets + in the back.
Mr.. CuRT1s-I tell you what 'tis, You
could have a far worse husband than /
am! Eunice (his wife)-I don't want
one.
YOU'VE J1NKs - Say, teacher, you
otter be a good fisherman. Teacher
Why? Young Jinks-You know how
to handle the rod.
WICKED Su1roR-Did you 60 to dress
parade this afternoon, Sal? Sail
went to church. Wicked Suitor-Well.
that's what I meant.
JOHNNY (watching his big brother
dig angle worms for bait)-I say, Bob,
if a worm will catch q little fish,
wouldn't asnake catch whopper?
The fair shoplifter makes us feel.
Both horror and amaze;
And yet We have some pity, too
She has such taking ways.
Dig Goods EcoMomiss.
JUDGE DUFFY-Describe the man
whom you saw assaulting complainant.
Policeman-He was q little, insignii-
cant looking cratur about your size, your
honor.
Mrs. JAsoN-The papers say that
the leaders of the Prohibition party are
undecided what course to take. Mr.
Jason-It will be a water course, most
likely.
IT was only the other day that a MAJ
who swore that he wouldn't cut his hair
until Henry Clay was elected president,
thought of a way out of it. He let his
wife cut it.
MAMMA-Why, Bobby, you are all
over ink! Goand look at your face in
the glass. Bobby (proudly)-Course I
am. We've had a writtin' lesson again
this morning.
"WnAR gwine, sambo?' "Gwine to
court to testify" "What for?" sOh,
gemmen stole q pair OBJ boots las night.
an I greed to glib him a good character
for hat q dollar"
"Here, my DEAR" she said, bringing
out o decanter and a glass, us they were
leaving for the theater, stake one good,
long, long drink" .Wha for?" he
:gasped. Because I don't like you run.
'nlng out between the acts"
He was the Ounce Of his class: 1T
was what they said of him. But n day
the teacher put this question to him:
AHow do you pronounce s-t-i-n-g.y?n
at depends q great deal on whether the
word refers to a person or a bee" was
the reply.
Too LATE "Mr. Benson, I wuz
much panied ter heah oh de suddin
death oh yer wife. Did dey hol' a post
mortem %'zamination?" s"Dey did, sab,
Mr.. Willis; but didn't hol' it till arter
she died. Fool doctah might err knowed
he couldn't sabe her life den."
II CALLED, sir" said old Jinks to the
tailor. "in reference to the letter you
sent about the way my son had treated
you. Iguess you will find him all right
in the future, because he has promised
me to settle down. "That doesn't inter-
est me-" replied the tailor. "Iwant him
to settle up"
Young Girl lat fortune-tellers)-
What! I'm going to marry. a poor man
and have seventeen children! It's out
rageous! My friend Sarah had herfor.
tune told her, and you said she was to
marry q millionaire and live on Fifth
Avenue. Here's your quarter. Fortune
teller. with dignity Your friend Sarah
got a fifty cent fortune, miss.
WHAT IT MEANs.
Every once i'll q while the emperors
Of Russia. Germany and Austria have q
little reunion of their own. The world
is given to understand that they have
no Object i'll view except just to have
little blowout. 1t is, however, a re.
markable fact that there is invariably
some deviltry concealed at these oon.
vivial occasions.
There is an old man in Austin, Texas.
who celebrates the Fourth of July with