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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07
What's in n Word!

A New York pastor, who, though a
Scotchman, had lived in America fol
over forty years, was one day taken to
task by his daughter for the broadness
of his accent in the pronunciation OF
the word difference.
"How do l pronounce it?" he asked.
"You say difference.
"And what do you say"
Difference"
Looking Mt her for moment, and
getting her to repeat, he continued,
well, Nj, Will you just be so kind
as to tell me the difference between
difference and dufference?"
The daughter gave up her hopeless
scholar to gang his ain gait" in pronun'
citation henceforth, 49, HalPer's Aaga'
zine.
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tress?' Up he jumps and frisks gayly
about the room. lie will live for his
mistress.
There is n young girl undor a distin-
guished doctor here in town at his pri-
waite hospital None the less she does
not hold TO his school OF medicine, as
she intimates through lively pup she
has with her.
What does Homeopathy do?" she con-
tinues, and the dog jumps up and runs
bounding all over the chairs, much o the
Doctors delight, although his profess
sional intelligence has been challenged
by the little brute.
Even tho diseases of dogs and their
methods of treatment are bringing them
nearer TO humanity. Thousands of
friends made by "Fritzs" beautiful St.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

Two young crooks were arrested SOM
time ago on suspicion of committing
highway robbery by knocking down a
drunken man and riding his pockets.
When they were searched before being
sent to their cells, the halves of two
one dollar bills were found in a pocket
of one of the Young men, and the natu-
raj inference was that the bills were
torn i'll getting them out of the drunk-
ards pocket. After the young men
were locked up, another of the same
gang heard of the arrest and hunted
up one of the detectives. He learned
about the finding of the bills Were
they like these" he asked. taking the
other portions of the same bills from
his pocket
Yes" said the detective, "and 1
guess | want you, too
Hold on" said the crook. Come
with mo into this saloon and I'll prove
to you that this is dead straight"
The detective accommodated him
and reaching the bar the young man
said to the cashier: What did | say
this afternoon when | tore them bills in
half and gave half to Eddie"
You said, rs near as | can recollect,
Take them and keep Them until you
meet me in the morning There will he
one Sunday that we won't be broke"
That's what | said, said the crook,
"and there's lots of fellows to prove
it."
There was no reason to doubt the
story, and the cashier said he had seen
it done before by fellows who were
afraid to trust themselves with money
for fear of spending it too quickly. He
said there was one customer of tn Q
place who tore bills in half in this man
ner and left a portion of them in his
care occasionally. -NelU York Sun
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

dogs shall go muzzled OF with q loader,
The fox terrier belongs to stables, woods.
and lanes. But he is with US and is very
much Mt home.
OF all breeds of pc. dog none has met
with such general favor as the skye. But
skye is n comprehensive term. The true
SIX, is not, in fact, pet dog at all. The
rell skye is long bodied, low dog, wit h
gold and blue hard wiry coat, and a
terrier head built for killing. But all sorts
of combinations of Yorkshire and Scotch
terriers have resulted in harmless silk
EN-, long haired pet dog, which goes by
the name of skye.
a rarer. but one of the most lovablc
dogs, is the cocker spaniel. There is a
lively group of these dogs in almost all
the fine stables.
Tho most ultra fashionable dog is the
caniche or French poodle. The poodle
allows for costume, as it were, by shear
ing the long frowzy coat in whatever way
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07
EzYR TERRIER

the fancy or IT'S owner may dictate. IL
used to he tho mode 10 give him leon
inc appearance, but later STYLES make of
him dude lie has rinos of curls about
his legs, ana not unusually he wears on
one of his legs silver bangles.
Authorities on dogs say that there is
no difference in intelligence among diff
ferent breeds, but the caniche and the
collie seem more human and teachable.
Mr.. de Ruiz, tho Consul from Ecuador
has long had n poodle which he calls
Puck, that came to him in touching
way. The ear carrying dogs to the pound
one hot summer day was passing along.
1t was so full that the dogs were in
heaping writing mass. Suddenly over
the heads of all and over the tail board
bounded white poodle, who ran
to Mr.. de Ruiz as he was passing,
leaped to his knees and looked
up in his face. There could have
been no more eloquent plea for protec-
ton. Mr.. de Ruiz interposed and Puck
has since been with him. Puck is not
only pure blooded, perfect canine, but
had been taught many tricks, which he
Sooa began 10 show OF. Nothing WIS
ever known of his Gntecedents, but he
has always showed such an interest III
music, and such readiness TO display his
accomplishments, that it is supposed he
belonged to some show of performing
dogs. No less remarkable are his high-brcd
manners, and his habits which are SO
gentlemanly and refined.
japanese dogs, Mexican hairless dogs,
queer little creatures from Buenos Ayros,
lud the little creeping dachshund are
preferred by individual tastes. I he bull
terrier pup, which is SO fascinatingly
ugly, has found friends among women of
courage and pronounced tastes. St
Bernards and mastitis are now among the
appointments of any we'll ordered coun-
try place. Mary Gay Humphreys IN Chi
ago Inter- Ocean.
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Some Other Game.

A man with his left arm in n sling
was telling passenger on Fort street
car what allied him and how it happen
ed. Said he:
My boy Henry likes to go hunting,
and SO last Secondary ] takes my gun
urd goes oudt by der Norris road nit
him to kill some squirrels. Pooty soon
we vhas separated. und | goes along
by thicket, umd Henry shoots me init
his shotgun"
accidentally, of course?"
"Of course. He sees me creeping
along, md takes me for wolf
a wolf! Why, there isn't wolf
within 500 miles of Detroit"
dot vhas SO, but Henry doan' know
it until we comes back home. He feels
VERY bad aboudt it. Henry yhas n
good boy, und next time he doan' make
sooch a mistake-he shoots me for a
woodchuck. "-DetrOU Free Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

I'm goin to hev a yaller tee to-morrei
mite, an you kin git acquainted with
all the big bugs in town.
Great Guvcuerl What in creation
is n yaller tee?' asts William Henery.
You Jest wait an see, paw" laffs
lilly.
Il hope it haint emmy thing tibet I'll
have to wave yaller shirt ar
breeches at" SEES he, kindly anxious,
"fur [ didn't fetch along my hickory
shirts nor my yaller jeens heather
"Now, paw, your to bad, an you
mustn't got playin' emmy of yer tricks,
fur its to be high toned cumpany.'
An he promised he woodn't.
You see, Mister Editur, Dave is
Mare of the town. an he is looked uT
to like president Harrowson.
Hoop-pole Bend haint sech dretfnl
big place but it hes cs mcnny es toe
hundred an fifty people i'll it, an lilly
scd tibet they WIS looked up to an cum
sidcred the Bun tung of the city an
she wanted me to ware my black cash
amerc. We all dressed purity tolable
airly, fur lilly wunted to look arfteI
things in to the kitching a leetlc.
She he'd on a yaller tee gound tibet
WIS Jest awful purity, an the widdel
WIS bound she wouldn't be out dun so
she wore about 7 yards or more of yallcI
ribbing an lot of yallcr roses.
We put yallcr on to every thing we
Good think of. The tahlc cloth was
yallcr, an so WIS the dccshcs an most
every thing We WIS n goin to eat WIS
yallcr.
The cumpiny begin to cum prirty
yearly; they WINS mostly all strangers
to mo, but Matilda Arrabclla she in
terduccd me to EN-. They was the
Moons an the Dcvons, an the Burleys,
an | disrcmcmber who all clts; they
WIS all dressed up awful fine, an he'd
on sum WELLER.
Moon WIS widower an he brung
his ) darters. He was tall, CANT
lookin Teller, with smoak-colored hair
an W hiskcrs, an he talked threw his
nose, an wore q blue neck TIVE.
Il feel tn t | hev met my fate at
last" whispered Mis- Boggs to me, an
she made fur him.
Il felt kindly sorry fur him, fur he
looked like n good hearted sole.
w llcu W.T. W Gnu ptlu ~ supper ne JUN
two of his dartcrs an the Widdcr
Boggs WIS tibet disappointed; but she
tole Till she'd holp her wait on to the
table, All she did.
bed tole VIM. Hcncry thct he must
be awful kccrful an not git into a
scfimmagc with no one. fur we must
holp Matilda Arabclla an Dave keap
there position in Iiooppole Bend sciety,
an he promised he wood.
He dun first rate till Sally was a
passin the docnuts an she ierked the
plate away jest es he rech fur one, an
he made another grab fur it an over he
went, an tux the table cloth with him.
| We're tibet mOrtyidc.
| got the dccsh baked bcens into
my lap an one the Moon gals got the
sammin said, an Mis- Burley, the
preachers wife picked a sourdeen offn
the preachers shirt buzzom, an there
lay William Henery on the fiat of his
back a pickin the cold slaw out of his
years and eyes. More anon.
HESTER ANN SCOOPEE.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of CatGrrl that cannot be cure by
ia ling Halls Cat1rrh Cure.
I. J. CHENEY Il Co, Props, Toledo, O.
Cheney for the last - years and b | eve him
perfectly honorable in all business transact
tions, and financially able TO carry out any OBJ
legations made by their firm.
West Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
Ohio.
Walding Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drug
Rists, Toledo, Ohio.
Il. II. Van Hooscn, Cashier Toledo National
Bank, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. act
ing directly upon tho blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system Price, I5c. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists.
Inccndiary fires in Helena. Mont, have
awakened the old viGiaute spirit
Why rub. and toll, and rear out yourself and
your clothes on wnsh-day, when, ever since
lSOt Dubb mss Electric Soap has been offered
your clothoA Aoo try it. Your grocer has it.
large coppcrhead snake found its way
through Columbia iPa) hydrant.
Did You Read
The large advertisement OF THE YoUTu's Cow,
rANtOS which we published last week. This
remarkable paper has tho phenomenal circu-
latiOu OF fD,OD copies weekly. No other
journal is more welcomed by old and yuunt
in the families throughout the land. The pub
fishers MAKE a SjiCrtt otter once a year and To
all who subscribe now will send the pnper free
10 January |, lS9) amt Tor q ntU yCdT from that
ddte. The Subscription price is Sl.7j. Adj
dress,
The YoUTu's CoMrANIoN Boston. Mass.
Mrs. "Stonewall' Jackson is engaged up
on biography of her husband.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

Summer comes rs II very pleasant chansc af-
skies, its balmy brceze5, its bright flowers and
green fields are delicious indeed. But sum-
lner has its dark rs well as its bright side.
Lurking within its bree2es and its flowers aro
innumerablc ills that prey upon the human
body. DO not be deceived by Appearances BE
With a bottle OF Poi u-nR and enc OF Mama
lin in the house, you are safe enough. Do not
fail to keep them constantly ON hand. There
is not n single summer complaint that they
will not PROMPTLY correct. Trouble of tho
Stomach, Livc,:, Kidneys and Bowels, VIII CHI
are so common at this season Of the Year, all
yield quickly to these remarkable Family
Medicines. They win be found invaluable.
Sold by all druggists. 81 bottle.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07
Roth Tanned.

my" exclaimed Mrs. FiSg, Il look
like perfect fright. Inever had any
idea | would get tanned so much in the
course of one short week"
"Me, too, ma" said Tommy, who
had stayed at home to help his father
keep house while his mother was en-
joying her vacation. - Ierre Haute En-
press,
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NV " II -
d" No, sab. "

"Some one clse's house or barn y
"No sab. lie Ibis next doah, an be-
kasc | stopped de family from gittir
water at our pcnstock he's down on me.
He gets out in de yard an calls me a
hog, an darcs me obcr de fence an
he's tole lots of folks dat he means
do me up"
But he's no inccndiary."
"Why?"
AN incendiary'i is a person who sets
fire to a building. This is case Of
threats
"Ar' it? Well, it's next loah to bein'
an incendiarv, an | want de law to
step in an stop it. If it doan' DO it [
shall reconcile de consequences"
How"
"How? Why, if he keeps ON I shall
designate myself to elevate obcr dat
fence some day an percolatc dat pus-
son wild a club until morality sots in!
Use worm, sab, an artcr about so long
de worm turns !-DetrOi Free Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07
Hoods SarSapariila
100 Doses One Dollar
What SC0tt'S Emulsion HaS Done!
Over IS Pounds Gain in Ten Weeks
Experience of q Prominent Citizen
THE CArIroGNIA SoCnrTy FOR TuE)
SUPPRESSION or VICE.
EAN EKANrIsCO. July It'll 1885 l

I took O severe cold upon
my chest and lungs and did
not give it proper attention;
it developed into bronchitis,
and in the fall of the same
year / was threatened with
consumption. Physicians or.
dered me to a more congeni.
al climate, and / came to San
Francisco. Soon after my
arrival | commenced taking
Scott'S Emulsion OF Cod Liver
Oil with Hypophosphttes reg
uiarly three times a day. In
ten weeks my avoirduDois
went from 1855 to 1870 pounds
ard over; the cough mean
time ceased. CIR. BENNETT.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

TO Immortality appears to depend not on
their virtues, but on their degrees of in
telligence, the dog stories to prove there
is no limit to the intelligence of dogs
would make an array of evidence, if they
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07
Iis,cn-a song Of rejoicing.


Hearts that were heavy arc glad.
Women, look up and be hopeful,
There's help and there's health to be had
Take courage, weak ones Respondent,
And drive back the foe that you fear
With the weapon that never will all you.
o, be of good cheer,
for whom you suffer from any o. the weak
ncsseS irregularities" and functional de-
rangcmcnts, peculiar to your sex, by the use
Of DIR. iicrce's Favoritc Prescription You cln
pnt the enc ny Of i!l-health and happiness to
rout. 1t is the only medicine for women sold
by druggists, under IA positive guarantee IF
satisfaction in every case, or money refunded.
See bottle-wrappcr.
For all derau ,cments of tho liver, stomach
aud bowels taAe DIR. Pierco's Pellets. One
dose.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

FEW years ago q
plea for a heaven
for dogs W a $
made by the Rev.
j. G.. Wood in a
book, the name of
which has es-
capped me. The
idea met with
general q C e pit
ance among all
dog lovers. AS
in the case of ami
mails THAR riubt
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

BoARDING-HoUsE mistress cat Sunday
dinner Mr.. Jones, why do you not
eat some chicken? Jones (who has
labored fifteen minutes trying to carve
a leg)-Thanks, l never work on Sun
day
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

IFIND the gayest castles in Tie air
that were ever piled far better for COM
fort and for use than the dungeons in
the air that are daily dug and governed
out by grumbling, discontented people.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07
Next Door TO Ii.

well, what is it," queried the SER
geant as colorcd man stood before
him, hat in hand.
Il wants a pusson rested, sab"
"Who is it,"
"An incendary, sab"
AN incendiary, ell. Did he set Your
house atire?"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07
LETTERS FROM THE CORNERS.
NECK OR NoTHTN' HALL,
KILKENNY CORNERS

II. EDITUR: II
were most supper
time when we arove
at Titles, an she
want n axpectin OF
us neither, but she
wer dretfully tick
led to see us, an sc
WIS Dave, hei
man.
Il tell you what,
nav, you've kim
jist in the nick o
time" ses she, fun
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07
CAMP LIFE.

The thing you'll always find in every
boys outfit when he goes on the spring roundup
is a " Fish Brand " Pommel Sucker. They make
the only perfect saddle coat and come either black
or yellow They protect the whole front Of the
riders body being made to fit round the outside OF
the saddle entire. When used as a walking coat,
the extension pieces neatly overlap each other,
making regular overcoat with a double storm
proof front. When riding the saddle is dry as
bone, from pcmmc to cinile and the rider is en-
tirely protected in every part Of his body. These
"SickerN," being of extra width make fine
blankets for camp Beware of worthless limitations,
every garment stamped with g Fish Brand " Trade
Marx. Don't accept any inferior coat when you
can h. &C the " Fish Brand Slieker" delivered with
out extra Particulars ard illustrated catalogue
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

Bernard Plinlimmon will rejoice that he
has been successfully operated on for a
large fbraid tumor, DR.. Glover, who
was the surgeon, Las preserved the
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07
Prepare for the Worst.

Over 1000 tons of raisins have been ship
ped cast from Fresno, Cal.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07
DOGS OF HIGH DEGREE.
aIRs. HUMPHREYS WRITES ENTER
TA1NINGLY ABOUT CANNES.

How FRITZ Emmet's st. Bernard linden.
went a Surgical operation-Tox Terri
ers Arc Now the Rage-A Touching
Incident.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

Mid, equlblc climate, certain and abundant
crops. Rest fruit, grain, grass and stock Coun-
try in the world. Full informal on free Adj
dress Oregon lm'igrat'n Board, Portland Ore.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

Many initiate, none equal. "Tansiil's Punch"
Amer cas- finest Sc. Cigar.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

Massachusetts, machines make a pair o
shoes in twenty minutes.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1889-12-07

Oldest Asp LARGEST IN" Sp ~
III /ccriHn BHsirc}- GOi,cGc,
NE/1 Y IrVcldnd. u. Established 1873,
NJ nm Spencer. TrIi0u * LOOMS,
~ 90 lfupr's. r. rgHHt CItHH cue Free.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1889-07-01
Slnglin9enG Mdnnerr
mir5
St@ere 9etIMng 9aranttrt.

9ie fdredliden GoIsen Der Susenbfinben,
@e19le9tsf9wd9e beruriadenb, noDurd Self
unb aorper ruinirt perben, permanent ges
beilt. Seratlopfen, Sdiidternheit, Sanlen.
abflub, @eoa9tuiBidmGpe, 8erIuR Der Gner.
gle, abneisune segen @eieaidaft unO Melaa.
Dole sriinblid furirt.
8erbetratbete MANNER, ODER iol9e,
bic f9 Serbeiratben molten, bic in Golse bon
Satisfaction in Der Sueenb an 8eidIedts> unb
Rerbenl6pdde Ieioen, werben sriinblid turirt.
Seine MineraIien e~ingeseben.
3unge Mdnner, bic ibre Belt nit unfdbisen
Qeuten berfdpenbet unb fi9 oaburd arant.
beiten bes Ropfes, Der Nale, bes Salfes, Der
eeb.r, 0ungen, @inseneibe uno beS Waseus
3usesosen baben, tperpen I9uel turirt.
East eud nidt bur6 falI1es e9am9efibI
abbalten, Iofprt
, 1889-09-11
TOWN A l.
Cosby Little Paragraphs Picked Up
Throughout the City.

The Night Cap social at the Baptist
church last evening was a pleasant and
successful affair.
The live stock movement Yesterday was
forty-eipht cars Of cattle and thirteen of
horses to the East.
Six cars of silk formed a portion OF an
east bound expedited freight which passed
through the city yesterday.
Attend the Tisdale reading this even
ing. The entertainment will be excellent
and the cause is a good one.
John R. Jones OF Deadwood is the first
citizen Of Dakota to become a commits
sioner Of deeds for Wyoming.
Several hundred panes OF heavy plate
glass were safely hoisted to the upper
stories of the capitol yesterday.
Through a mistake an advertisement Of
Hunt & McClain read IS per cent loans"
1t should have read 5 year loans.
The latest line to be absorbed by the
Union Pacific is the Utah Central, a $50
mile jog from Ogden to Frisco.
A Brass Monkey. Hoyt's latest and
best, with a company unsurpassed will be
here Monday. No one will miss it.
Mrs. Scott-Siddons has been attacked
with congestion of the lungs inc her
Cheyenne engagement is cancelled.
The convention viii be resolved into
committee OF the whole some time to-day
Then there will be speechmaking. Let
the eagle soar.
Clerk Fredendall and Deputy Atkinson
will complete the tax list to-day. The
18th is the day sxei by law FOR transfer
ring it TO the treasurer.
Mr.TVonWede1 is completing in the
territorial engineers Office a drainage map
of Wyoming. Every stream in the terri
tory is shown. 1t is for the senate irri-
cation committee.
Louis G. jerks has secured a long
lease of the Phoenix market store and
will not move. Geo. L. Holt will
occupy the Warren room adjoining the
postoffice.
, 1889-09-11
PROPOSITIONS.
A synopsis of Zach Proposed Plank
Presented Yesterday.

Presented Yesterday.
These propositions were presented and
referred yesterday morning;
By Frank of Condemnation
ties of territory are recognized as counties
of the state; In formation Of new counties
not less than a valuation of 81, 600, 900
shall be left in the original county; valua-
ton of new county shall not be less than
81, 900, 900.
Frank of CONFERENCE.-The
who have resided in state six months and
in county sixty days shall be electors;
women who have these qualifications may
hold school Offices and exercise right Of
suffrage at school elections.
Campbell of Laramic-sUPREME COURT
This tribunal to have appellate and 9TH
err usual powers and hold at least two
terms annually; there shall be three
Judges who shall be elected for terms of
nine years, but after first election lots
shall determine three, six and nine year
term, short term judge to be chief justice.
Jeffrey of Laramie-sEAL-Seal of the
state Shall be seal of the territory.
Smith of Carbon-RAILwAYs AND TEL
EGRAPHs-Each company shall have an
office in the state in which shall be post.
ed its list of officers, amount stock held
by each; books shall be kept there open
to inspection of proper persons; shall an
nually make detailed report to auditor;
property of these corporations shall be
subject to execution; shall ibe no issu.
ance of false stock or bonds; shall engage
in no business other than specified in char
ter; legislature may prescribe freight and
passenger charges, liability for damages,
etc, shall not be abrogated by the legis
lsture; no employe can waive right to
claim for damages; exercise OF right OF
eminent domain shall not allow confisca-
ton of property of other corporations
legislature may enact laws to correct OF
prevent abuses, discrimination or extor
ton; foreign corporations shall have nc
rights in this state.
Chaplin of Albanr-PREAMBLE-"We,
the people of Wyoming, pledring our
selves to support and defend the constitu
lion of the United State, and in order t.
insure the full enjoyment of our rights a,
American citizens, do establish and ordair
this constitution.