Daily Yellowstone journal., 1889-06-22
Saturday. June 49, 1872.
A FEW POINTS OF ETIQUETTE.
Advice Easy To- Remember TO aud Prac-
iice in an Emergency.

ftuNitt iAANA W. tNFhifhiptt 10 anu Irlc-
tics in an Emergency.
In the mad whirl of the COTTON, if
you wear ready made clothing bought
from an irresponsible dealer, and hear
a b-z-zt that don't harmonic with the
+ string on the bass fiddle, it is entire
ly correct and proper 10 not forward
and back according To the commands
of the figure caller, but 10 back
straight ahead without baking until
you reach the wall, when PIN neatly
utilized may cover your embarrass.
ment and retreat. People who smoker
under such circumstances should be
put outside the pale of good society.
When invited out Ia dinner aud YOU
inadvertently get a huge mouthful of
mince pie that is hot enough To melt
the solder of a gas pipe, tangled up
in your epiglottis. do not act ~ if YOU
had the w%ilooping cough. but arise
calmly and with a slelght-of- hand
movement toss the Offending morsel
behind the mdiolica dog in the corner,
meantim" patling his head as though
you thought him alive. This grace
full act never fails 10 win the heart of
your hostess, who thinks you intend
her faithful friend to partake Of the
feStiviTie>
Some writer on etiquette, a good
mani years agu, said that il va, per
feet proper To- eat fried chicken with
The fingers. | have often notices
people seize on q wing and rip il open
lik they Would tear Il yard of cloth
IN. material oil a bolt of calico. aud 50
t. cracking of the crazy bone was
a dible all over the dining room. Ii
j, true i3ll some fried chickens re-
u.re heroic treatment, bul when uu
apprentice m etiquette tries iu jerk ihc
goose ra,a uF the second Joint OF Il
Louis NV 6ou and squirt, 70 steak uf
gravy into Inc pFe of his ucglInpr. il
docs 30 loo LEIt a new code regarding
the best uas.rr OF s.Effuriug IH" ~
mains .. 81 h,7i boiled fowl s..pUid hp
introduced
When tg. Sheriff Of tlu county
serves a snJFurul ON you. it's cousld-
ereu M good lI,Jr tu attend hiS rcccp-
uon without farther invitation ou his
part, Some ~stlCSlers on ~pulileness.
however who lind that II will prevent
their witnessing a ball game, 20 Ia the
extreme of sending around a physi.
clans certificate To the effect that they
are indlSpo,cd from the influence of
the spoItlyc element.
Don't Use snuff if your false teeth
are not strictly adhesive. ! once heard
of a case where this rule was not OBJ
served. when the tran>grcssor, in o
thoughtlcsS moment, nearly knocked
the eye out of a So King Charles
spaniel.
No one hut a hoOr will snure in the
NolapuN language IN "A church where
a sermon j. beng delivered in Eng
llsh. Obr"r,Ince Of the larmOuips is
n Of tIr greatest trait, Of the true
gentlemalD PEOPLE who have cniarg
ed R~OmlmrJuc nasal chords will Ice
interested iu an invention which a
friend oI mine is getting up. which lac
calls the sure Suorr Killer II i, a
phonetic arrangement connected with
aplllUw -lau holder, and when lhpair
vibration, ace four lines below toe clef,
TO US a musical term, tho holder drops
and hits inn sleeper across the bridge
Of the no,r FDuF caveats and anum-
berof Legal ul,iucrs have already been
filed.
Don't play practical jokes on a spitE
dog whose tai j, done up like the let.
ter q
When you order meat from your
butcher don't ever use the term limb
of mutton" lie will think that you
never Intend paying for ii.
In all corrS Of doubt about the mi
nor points f etiquette II strong bluff on
weak hand viii almost always win.
-Rochc,lgr Union.