The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1889-05-24
BRIG j. BICS.

PATERFAMLiAs-C Clara, I see that the front
gate is down this morning.
cara tshyly)-Yes, papa, you know love levels
all thinRs.-ITOy Times.
THE Nibelungen Lied" says head line In
daily paper That settles it then. We shall
never believe the Nibenngen in this world
aGaiD.-So erUllle Journal
lT DID Nor ANNOY -McCorkie-Smyth
says he owes you q drudge.
McCracke-Never mind Smythe never pays
anything. -HGTi ers Bas r.
SqUAREPRIcE-Wha ais your face? Looks
like you have been toying with barbed wire.
Save elny-No, l am patronizinS the new
five cent barber shop. Get cut rates there, you
know.-OBldhd World
HUMAN IcEBraa-Ted-So she cost you all
that money? Why the girl must be made of
ice cream by this ii no.
Ned guess you're g1t-She ts Boston
girl and regular freezer herself-Epoch.
LADY LAwYER-I demand the discharge of my
client, your honor.
unsei for Plaintiff May ! ask upon what
grounds?
Lady yer-weu-because - burlington
Free Press
MISS CARNEG.-You promised me the set of
teeth you made would be just like natural
teeth but they are just horrld. They hurt me
and give me lots OF trouble.
Dentist-Well, isn't that just the way natural
teeth doF-OmGhd World.
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where Minute street is?
Dude latter carr II haint no such street Ia
| New York.
We. S. F.-Whsts the matter with Sixty.
second street?-Drdke'5 H1Jdztle.
JUsr1CE-You say you did not know you We e
| violating the law. An! but, my sar sir, ig-
| .iorAnce of the law Is no excuse 60 any man
Pris ner-rhat's kind O rough on both Of us,
amt 1t judge?
Crier-Order in the court. Boston Traveller.
H.
How much more copy do you want?
Foreman (wilalyl-C ,py Thuuder I've
chucked overy line Of your editorial on thu
stand galley, and still can't find roo for that
| last two columns and hair Of Announce
ments for Candidates for Coroner. "-Chicdgo
Tribune.
mo, I have nothing for you" this housewife
| said TO the tramp. You we're here last sum
| ner and / wante you to beat the carpet"
An didn't beat it. num?N
You know very wen you didn't"
at seems TO lie beat something"
YES You did. You beat me out Of dinner -
Philadelphia Inquirer.
JoHSsoN--What is your boys name, Uncl-
Moses?
Uucle Moses-Ca9. sab.
Johnson-What in thunder did you give him
such name As tnat for?
Uncle M ses-'CAse it amt 40 trouble fer to
raise Cain. san. Say, you isn't got = al ne you
kin lend de old man till Sat'dy, is you-TeTYe
Hdute Exp eSS.
'MR. SPoUTER, " said the spokesman Of the
committee, I'VE have come to ask you, as the sill
vertongued orator Il BtSgsville, to MAKE a pre-
sentatiou speech for us tomorrow evening It
viii be Gagstatter's tenth wedding anniversary
and we are going TO give him little surprise Sc
Gentlemen, replied Mr.. Spouter, with soulr
severity, "a you expect syer-tongued ora
tor to SPEAK al tin welding !'-Catcug4
Tribune.
The practice OF going out between the acts is
In fair way OF being e fectually p { an end
A wife at one of the theaters the other evening
when her husband made move to go out be-
tween the acts, sail in surprise:
"Ain't you going ont dear!'
"Out wheresN
why, out to see a man. -
NO; those -- newspaper men have harped
upon the thing so long that a man cant 20 out
10 soc a ma without oeiug suspected of goiuG
out TO get a drink. I'm going to sit the play
through"
The milleniums coming. Boston Budget