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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-03-22

This picture launde able
because her hands cracked and containing
too .luch alkal. Read Prof Leedss report
Conference.-The sample of Ivory Soap which sent to
for analysis has been received and you will find analysis herewith
rs result the IvoRY Soap while strongly cleansing leaves the
skin soft and pleasant the touch instead of a uncomfortable
and liable chap results from the many laundry
soaps which the ratio of uncombned combined aa large
The percentage of uncombned fat in the IVORY very SMALL
hence the her cean white and abundant with entire absence
of oil or grease. There injurious substances
The above considerations show the IvoRY to be pure
and excellent for laundry
Very Respectfully Yours,
LABORATORY CHEMISTRY, ALBERT LEEDS
-' annyn, vi HDhNoLoof' PROFESSOR CHEMISTRY.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1889-03-22
Approved Boarding House,

but persons, who may wish to put their sons,
or wards under the eutire care Of the faculty
may place them with Prof. IL. g. Fleming
who will exercise fatterly oversight over
them.
Young ladies hoard only with Pref. scobey
In the College building, where every comfort
OF home 10 provided for them.
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TABLE FOR TRAINS.
{, ~ aiVlsl0yL, ( n

souTH BouNn.-Mail and Express No. |.
Leave Princeton 7;lO n. m; arrive at Gracey
s;ll, at Princeton Junction, 8.6 miles from
Clarksville, at 9;ST a, m.
eixcd train daily except sunday. Leave
prheeton NJ Up. IN arrive at Princeton juno
ton at 600
NORTH BOuND,-Mail and Express. No. ,.
Leave Princeton Junction at 4:2S q M. ar
rive At Graoey at 5;5S and Mt Princeton at
y. m,
Princeton Junction at f;2s n M, arrive at
Princeton At il:lb a IN.
Distance from Princeton Junction TO Prince
ton. 20 mileB.
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A WORD OF WARNING.

There white each represented be Just good the Ivory
they ARE NOT but like all couee lack the peculiar and remarkable qualities Of
the genuine Ask for Ivory" Soap and insist upon getting IT,
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i've Route In the South to-day.
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MAGNIFICENT PULLMAN BUFFEI
sLREPISu CARS RUN BETWEEN
LOUlstlLLk AND NEW ORLEANS
VIA MEMPHIS WITHOUT
CHANGE.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28
THE LEGISLATURE.

bill for the relief of j. X. Bcidler ha,
been offered in the house. II appropria ter
! $4,000 for his benefit
The gambling hill has been signed by the
governor and went into effect Feb. %. II
abolishes all games except faro and round
table poker, and also the selling or auction
and mutual pools on races.
The bounty bill has been ~ign,l by the
governor. The bill as amended, likes the
bounty on wolves and coyotes at 81
Councilman Browns hill, which makes it
n misdemeanor Tor any person to leave u
gate or bars Of any lawful enclosure open.
has passed both houses.
Collins "f Cascade has introduced u bill
in the council relating to the compensation
OF county officers. II provides for IA ries
as follows: Clerks Of disiric courts, 81 900;
clerks and recorders. 81 200; deputy clerks.
5000; sheriff 81, 800; county attorney.
81 900; county superintendent Of schools.
81 f"r each school census scholar in his
county, but not more than 81 900; also
$40 per district for ira yelling expenses, not
to exceed 5000 per year; county treasurer,
S1.Joo; assessors, 81 900. and one and
one-fourth per cent ri one mill OF the as
sessed valuation. No change from the
present law in the public administrators
fees. Besides these salaries the fees of the
several officers will remain in force
The bill concerning surveyors. offered by
Mr.. Biekford, requires the county surveyor
To examine plans submitted for the con
struetion Of bridges and report upon them
to the county commissioners; to examine
the bridges during their eonst ruction aud
make report, and in other ways Ia protect
the interests oi the county.
The report of the committee appointed
to examine the penitentiary and asylum |
has been submitted. ID was highly favor
4 BILE Ia these instif utions as to the sa military
condition ri the places and the character
II the food eiven To the inmates. The re-
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28
mo. 22a;
Application tor q Patent.
L. =. LAND OrricE.I
Helena, Mont, Feb. %, lSSg.k

L. =. LAND OFrtrE.I
Helena. Mont, Feb. -. lss9,
Notice is hereby given that Clara l.. Nc
Allow. whose Iost"iiice address is Maiden.
Fergus county. Mont, has this day filed
her application Tor a patent for 1850 linear
feet Of the Spotted Horse lode, mine or vein
bearing gold, with surface ground taU feet
in width. situated in Warm Spring tu,or-
ganizeD mining district county of Fergus
and Territory of Montana. and designated
by the field n,te> and official plat On file in
this office n lot No. ~ in township III ~.
range ~ h.. OF principal base line and me-
ridlan of Montana Territory. said lot No.
~ being as follows. to-wit:
beginning at corner No. I, which is "a
granite stone 2oxlixt inches, marked
l-2ail for corner No. l, from which the
standard corner to sections i! and 30, tn
II ~. II. ~ t.. bears north - ~ east ms
feet distant running thence south from
said corner No. $40 ~ east too feet. thence
south 30 ~ west 1861, feet. thence north
E'o ~ west haw feet, thence north a,o ~
east 1852 feet to corner No. !. the place of
beginning. Magnetic variation iSo ~ east.
containing Is. ACRES.
The location ut this mine Is recorded in
the recorder soiliceof Fergus county, Mont,
IN book !. page 20 of said records. There
are no adjoining claims.
Any and all persons claiming adversely
any Portion of said Spotted Horse lode,
mine or surface ground are required tn file
their adverse claims with the Register Of
the United States land office ut Helena,
in the Territory of Montana. during the
sixty days period of publication hereof, or
they will be barred by virtue Of the pro-
visions of the statute.
:. W. LANGHoRSE. Register.
STERLING n Dickson,
Attorneys for Claimant.
First publication Feb, -, 50.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28
STATE OF MONTANA.

Ii may be little premature o "a Il
Montana IA state. yet a. the greatest
Obst acle has been removed considerab bile
latitude will he permitted The
| passage Of the hill by the senate
and house and it's approval by
the President removes the mountain
that beset our pathway. The rest is
left with the people of Montana and
the President of the United State.
Under the interpret alton now given
| the bill. Montana is to have three
elections this year The first occurs
on the 18th of May, on the adoption
OF the old constitution and the cleo
tiOn OF delegates 10 u constitutional
convention to he held on July ith:
the second in October for the ratili-
cation Oi the old constitution a.
amended, and the third in November
for he election of a legislature. mem
Der OF congress, and all state, dist rict,
county. township and other officers.
Ii will he seen tina, there is still
something for us To do before we can
don the habiliments of statehood and
wear star in our crown. There are
contentious and jars yet to he met
with before we enjoy the serenity of
sister states.
Perhaps the most annoying feature
OF the situation is the general election
in November. On tins point the New
Northwest says: This is a pretty
hard deal on the officers who were
elected for two years last November,
as it will cut their terms of service to
one year or less. We do not see how
this can be avoided. unless the Con-
sressional bill will permit the schedule
of q new constitution to carry them
over for their terms OF office. The
present constitution requires all the
officers named to he elected within 80
days after the admission OF the Ter
ritOry as u state, and it is our opinion
the bill before Congress also requires
their immediate election after admis-
sion; but it cannot he definitely stated
now just in what form the recon-
mendatiOn of the conference commit
tee has left it,
1t would seem that for smooth ope-
ration OF the laws there should be a
new election all around. some of the
officers are not very anxious to serve
anyway under present compensation.
With statehood will come "a new deal.
with chance for greater cmoluments.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28
NEWS NOTES.

Michigan has presented congress with u
marble statue of Gen. Lewis Cass.
King otto OF Bavaria is now declared to
be hopelessly insane.
The little town Of Rock Rapids Iowa.
was nearly destroyed by fire on the 18th
inst.
The king of Holland has had IA relapse,
and his condition is again considered very
critical.
| James q. Flood of California died at the
Grand hotel at Heidelberg. Gernsny. ON
the 2lst inst.
! DIR. u. W. Bliss. Who attended President
Garfield during his illness, died in Washing
ton on the 21st inst
| .Iem Smith aud Charley Mitchell have
signed articles to box ten rounds. April
for goo "a side. in siNeen-foot ring
| BY an explosion aud fire in the Park Cen
trail hotel at Hartford. Conn, on the 18th
inst, between thirty and fnriy people lost
their lives
The appeal court at London has rendered
:. decision upholding the electric light pat
ents Of Edison and Swan against the Hol.
The bologna Lazctte SAYS Germany will
demand that the United States arrest and
punish Klein. the American correspondent
ON the charge of leading the Samoans
against the Germans
Mrs. d. Frider, daughter of toy. oglesbv
of Illinois, who is spending "a few days in
san Diego. was robbed of 81 900 worth of
diamonds and jewelry at Telmar. They
were given to IL young man, who acted as
clerk. to he placed in the safe. The young
man and diamonds both disappeared.
The sale Of trotters 1T Lexington. Ky.
ON Feb. ~ was most phenomenal. sixty
one head sold bringing "A totalof 81 ~ $3.50.
The price paid for Bell Boy is the highest
ever paid for horse in America. either
trotter or Thoroughbred. lie was sold To
j. X. Clark of Elmira. \. V. and H. l..
Hopper Of Marcersville. Ohio. for Sol 900.
The will of the late Charles j. Hull. a
wealthy real estate owner, bequeathing an
estate estimated at 81 .oOO, 300 to 50. 900
900 to Helen Culver, the housekeeper .f the
the deceased, was filed in Chicago Tor pro-
bate on the Goth inst. The will viii becon-
tested by relations. who are nephews. nicees. |
grspd-nephews aud grand-nieces. fifteen in /
number, including Ida NJ. Frenzy, Charles /
-. Ida and Hortense Narramore Of Cali /,
fornia. children of Eben Narramore, the
deceased son Of testator's daughter Eunice. |
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

DELANo, Tex. Feb. GAS train
No. II left Pixley this evening five
men boarded it. two men gettin, on
the engine. who covered the engineer
end fireman with revolvers. When
about two miles from the station the
train was brought to stop and the
other three men entered the express
carand ordered the messenger to open
the safe. forcing him with revOlvers.
Dynamite bombs were exploded under
the ears. and during the excitement
several passengers ran toward the
front, two of whom were shot. f.. $.
Bently, Of Modesto, was probably
fatally wounded. the Ot her being (has.
Gabert. Of PasO, who was killed in
stantly. The train ran back q Pixlev.
where news was left. The passenger
ears were not mOlestel.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28
Notice Of Final Entry.
Land Office at Helena, Mont

Land Office at Helena, Mont,
February -, is>9.
Notice is hereby given that the blowing
named settler la, flea notice oi his inten
tion to make final proof in support of his
claim, and that said proof will he made
before the Probate Judge of Fergus county
Mont. at Lewistown. Mont. on April u,
1859, viz:
A1eAaMsler q. Green,
who made presumption declaratory state
ment No. 1851. for the lots !. >, ; aud I. Sec
1, Tp. II n, X. ~ T..
He names the following witnesses Ia
Prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation Of said land, viz William
II. Mcclure. Alfred Dufiield and Grin Stev-
ems, of TIBET. Mont, AMI John X. I,arrows,
of Lewistown, Mont.
Any person who desires to protest against
the allowanc of such proof or who knows
of any substantial reason. under the law
and the regulations of the Interior Depart
Inent. why such proof should not be al
lowed, will be- given an opportunity at the
above mentioned time and place tn cross
examine the witnesses of said claimant and
to offer evidence in rebuttal of that sub.
miited by claimant.
;. W. LAyGmoRSE, Register.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Representative Davis wants the
numerous signs bearing the words
Licensed Gambling House" which
disfignres so many buildings IN the
principal streets of the cities and
towns OF the territory taken down.
Mr.. Davis is right. They never should
have been put upon the buildings.
There is no danger of any one mistak-
ing the interior OF a gambling saloon
for u church or the rooms OF Young
Mems Christian Association. They
simply serve to advertise vice, the
existence OF which in our midst every
true citizen is heartily ashamed. Pull
down the signs. Gambling viii adver-
tise itself without their aid.-River
Press
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28
Meapher and Gallatin counties seen

Meagher and Gallatin counties seem
to be the only two counties in the
Territory that are kicking against the
bounty bill which is now a law. This
is because the pesky squirrels were not
included. Ii the squirrel bounty took
$5l,571 90 from the Territorial treas
ury in seven months how long would
it take to bankrupt it entirely? There
were flush times in Gallatin county as
long as daily drafts were being made
on the treasury. The ravages of SPUR
rels are confined to certa localities
and limited to several months, while
wolves and coyotes are engaged in
their work of destruction night and
day, winter and summer. There is
hardly a county in the Territory hut
will ne benefited by the anipal
bounty law.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Montana is more than twice as large
as Washington, and will he nearly
twice as large as either of the Dakotas
Those who think her wealth, popula-
ton and power will not correspond
with her area, are going to he wonder
fully deceived. Montana is silver
crowned, gold-lined, copper-bottomed,
and iron-bound. Her mountains are
clad in forests OF pine ana her valleys
undertake with exhaustless seams OF
coal. There are mines OF health and
vieor in her sparkling water courses
and her pure, lively breezes
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28
NO. 2.,35.)
Application for q Patent.
L. :. LAND OFFICE
Mt IL. 40 sDOn ,

L. $. LAND OirIcr,i
Helena. Mont Feb. 30 1889
Notice is hereby given that Clara L. Nc.
Adow, whose posto flee address is Maiden,
Fergus county. Mont. has this day filed
her application for patent for 1900 linear
feet Of the Justice lode, mine or vein bear
ing gold, with surface ground from 4jS to
600 fccs in width. situated in Warm SPRING.
(unorganize,D mining district. county Ot
Fergus and Territory of Montana. and dcs-
ignafri by the field notes and official plat
on tile in this office ~ lot No. ~, in town
ship III ". range ~ r.. at principal base line
and meridian Of Montana Territory, said
lot No. ~ being n follows. to-wit;
Beginning AT corner No. l. which is u
limestone 20xI0xi0 inches. marked l-shiO
for corner No. l, from which the standard
corner to- TIP. II ~. T. 10 and ~ f.. hears
north % AZ east 2sl9.s feet, thence south
from said corner No. l5o ~ east 1854
feet, thence south $40 IS west Az; feet
thence north so > west $500 feet. thence
north a' ~ east 600 feet tn corner No. I.
the place III beginning. Magnetic variation
is ~ east. containing ISL acres.
The location OF this mime il recorded in
the recorders office of Fergus county,
Mont, in book 'B. page III Of said
records. There are no adjoining claims.
ANY and all persons claiming adversely
anv portion of said Justice lode, mine or
SURFACE gr0und are required 10 lie Their alt
verse claims with the Register of the United
States land Office at Helena in the Terri
tory of Montana. during the sixty days
period of publication hereof. or they will he
barred by virtue OF the provisions of the
statute.
:. W. L,NGu"s>E Register.
SrEgLIN. X Dickson,
Attorneys tor Claimant.
Fir,t publication Feb Is. -.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

The members oi the Dakota leeis-
lature were expected to arrive in
Helena last Saturday afternoon to
minele their paint" with that OF
the Montana legislature. in celebrat
ing the dawn of statehood The
Join the medicine dance. There were
several statesmen who went To bed
Sunday morning with their boots on
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Persons troubled with rheumatism should
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm. One appli.
cation will ease the pain. and it's continued
use has cured many cases vi chronic and
infla mmatory rheumatism, that had re-
sisted other remedies and even the treat
ment of the best physicians. Price, ~
cents per bottle. For sale by W. ". He
Witt.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Grover Signs the Bill.

WAsHISGToN, Feb %. There was
great satisfaction expressed on both
sides of the House to-day when il
became known that the President had
signed the territorial bill. shortly
after the House met special messen-
ger from the White House brought
this aut ograph letter to the Chairman
OF the Committee on Tcrrii Dries
Hon. WILLIAM SPRINGER
My Dear Sir signed the hill fnr the
admission Of the new States at ~ o'clock
this morning.
Yours very truly.
GROVER CLEVELAND
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Electricity will I've employed to heighten
the dazzling effect of the display Mt Hsrri.
sons inaugural. There will I've q grand
cascade Of fire $50 feet long and fifty feet
high. failing from posts to the ground like
mighty Niagara of gold. and uttering
tremendous roar" Ten tons Of materials
will he burned and Pennsylvania avenue
lighted from end TO end with aurelian
fire
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

port. however recommended that a wall
should he constructed around the peniten-
tiary which would keep the prisoners safe,
while they could he given - system of man.
ual labor.
Murray of Missoula has introduced a hill
in the house calling for additional comp-n-
sation OF county officers.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

The Husbandman's legislative cor
respondent Nv. II. Sutherlinl attrib-
-ntes- the-aei.aat- al pf Holloway
opposition OF Mr.. Hoffman, who re-
taliated because his appeal Tor a squir-
rel bounty was ignored by the stock.
men OF that body. Hoffman must he
n broad gllage statesman
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Chicago is not satisfied with occu-
plying space on the ground, but must
reach up toward the stars. Last week
the bowels dropped out OF an eleven
story building that was approaching
completion. No one was hurt but
the contractors. and their injury is
confined to the pocket book
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Montana's constitution seems to be
in great demand these days. 1t is
being brought to light and subjected
to criticism. 1t may contain surplus
ages that should be expuneed and
matter not germane in an organic act,
yet in it's main features is sound
quickly renedied
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

The recent cold wave did not settle
down to business until 1t reached
Dakota and Minnesota. 1t reached
23 below zero at st. Paul. the mer-
curry falling 53 degrees in ten hours
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Montana was formerly II part OF
Idaho. and became territory in 1864
Its area is ! III, 200 square miles. with
y3, AL 900 acres; length from east to
west 400 to $40 miles; average width
215 miles-RecOri.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

sam Hauser and Ben. e. kingsbury
celebrated the admission OF Montana
in New York city. Ben shook hands
with sam and Sam shook hands with
Ben. There was red streak in the
eastern sky on the morning OF the 22d
which is now accounted for.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

The senate OF California has -
officers and attendants, or three times
its own number; while the assembly
has % officers and clerks, or double
the number OF its own members.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Montana is out OF debt and has
sloO,OOO in the treasury. Dakota
has debt of Sl,O9S,S Ii the
Dakotas can maintain state govern
ments it looks very much as though
Mont ana could
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Canada has a population OF about
five millions. and owes nearly $500,
100000. Cuba has a population OF
about l,5O0,OOW and n debt of
81 So 900. 900.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

At Willows. Cal, n flock Oi wild
ri grain and picked it clean in two
hours. The number OF birds was
estimated ut 10000.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

There is M danger in giving Chamber
lain $ Cough Remedy tn children, as il con-
tains no injurious substance; besides, IL 10
unequallcd fo: colds and Group. Children
like il, For sale by W. W. De Witt.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

The output OF the Granite mine for
the week ending February 18th was
thirty-nne bars of bullion. cont aiming
64,214.2i ounces of silver and "a as
ounces of gold
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

kenna, democrat was elected United
States Senator in West Virginia on the
2lst inst. by a strict party vote.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

a facetious member of the Canadian
parliament will shortly introduce a
resolution authorizing thegovernment
to purchase the New England states of
the American Union.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28
PATE N rs

Caveats. and Trade Marks Obtained. aud all
Patent business conducted tor MODERATE
FEES.
OUR OFFICE Is OPPOSITE u. s. PAT
ENT OFFICE. We have no i-agenciss,
all business direct. hence can transact pat
ent business in less time and at LESS
COST than those remote from Washington.
send model. drawing, or photo, with
description. We advise il patentabIe or
not, Tree of charge. Onr fee is not due
till patent is secured.
A book, How 10 Obtain Patents" with
references I" actual clients I'm your State,
county, or town, sent tree. Address
q. A. SNOW r co..
Opposite Patent Office. Washington. Dc
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1889-02-28

Miss South Dakota. Miss North
Dakota, Miss Montana and Miss
Washington. oh, the giddy girls,