Telegram-herald., 1889-12-22

MORROW"
ears! You want mo 10 look like a ba-
boon, don't you? I'll walk in on that
shirt-maker after breakfast tomorrow
morning, and If don't slam the buttons
ofTn him then I'm a liarp
But can't see any thing wrong with
them"
mo, Of course notl II they made me
look like a baked owl you couldn't see
any thing out of the way! Mrs. Bowser,
I've got 70 have long talk with you.
There are some things which must be
settledl"
And next morning no puts on one Of
the collars without word and there is
never any further fault-fnding. They
were fit and all right, but he wouldn't
be an average husband II he didn' growl
and kick. 1t is when his new shirts
come up that the whole menagerie is
put on exhibition free gratis. They in
variably come up of Saturday night,
and ne wants % put one on for Sunday
wear. | know what is coming, and |
take baby over 70 mothers and
give the cook liberty 70 go out for the
day. am hardly ready for him when
the magazine explodes.
"Nrs. Bowser,' he shouts over the
hanister
'Well?"
"Did Lynch bring homo my shotgun
last night?"
What DO you want ~ shotgun
''To kill the internal idiot who made
these shirts! I'll have his life before
the sun sets tonight! I'll murder him
right before his wife and children~
"Why, NJ. Bowserl What's the mat
ter with the shirts2"
Matter" he yells, as he jumps up and
down, holding one OF tho lot at arms
length, "every things the rnatterl NV
band IS fifteen inches scant. and be has
made these 1000 rods longl Look at
that bosom, Look at that yokei III
follow that man 20 tho end OF tho earth
but what I'll have his blood"
why. they look all right 70 ne. The
band 3 stiff with starch, you know"
"Ill stifTen that idiot with something
besides starch People impose on me be-
4
turned az last. suppose III be sent to
States prison for life. but that shau't
stand IN the way or ny revenge"
Put on another and III come up and
see what the trouble is"
Ten minutes later he calls and I go u
to End him rcd in the face and breath.
ing hard. I button the shirt in The back,
pull IL down and J.. - him ike glove,
but all OF sudden no gives jump.
waves bis hand after Tho manner -
Boo and sKclaims,
Yea III hunt hin down and crush
the life out OF him
"Mr Bowser. taere's nothing xrozz
vith this shirt You never had one 70
e you better
Nothing wrong, Why. it feels ss u
had prt m a. old coffee sack Look
a. che way 10 hgnches ur in The nack.
See how 70 birds m tae shoulders I
vou'dn. be found dead uita this shirt
on.
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