Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1889-11-30
IA LITTLE NONSENSE"

-policeman-"DOyO YOU have to take care
oftbedop?" Nurse girl-"No. The missus
saws I'm too young and inexperienced
I only look after the children. life.
LAWYER -- "The ante-mortem state
ment saws" Judge-"Hold on, now
We don't care any thing about what
Anrtv Mortem or Uncle Mortem says.
What did the deceased say himself?'
Miss Salina "Yes, | admit MT
Plumpley is rather plain, but it's sort
Of face that grows upon you" The
Maior-'Indade Well, I'm sure tbs no'
tho sort av face Oi want to grow upon
ne.-Funny Folks.
MIR. Benchow-"1 have the most
wonderful pointer in the world Why'
that dog will point picture, and he IS
so intelligent that he will put on ms
own blanket" Joncs-"Well, that Is
bright but I've got one who will beat
him. Why, my dog will point moral
and adorn tail. lime
Mrs Growler-''Ther was tramp
around here this afternoon and he scared
me nearly to DEATH Mr.. Growler-
"What did YOU do to get him to 60
awav9" Mrs. Growler-'I gave him ono
of nv apple pies and saw him eatlns IL
as he went down the road. lie didn't
come hack Mr.. Growler-"Poor Eel
low
Frog Ito elephantl - How far can
Won iump. you big lummix|" Elephant
81 can't jump at all, froggy woggy'
Frog (hoisting his shouldersl-N ouro
5 unmcky. When | see an enemy APP
: nroaching, with few jumps I'm out o'
a DANGER" Elephant-"When l see an
r enemy approaching don't have 10
iump."-Harper's Bazaar
I -"pat. YOU must be an early riser |
} always find you at work the hrst thlnS
y in the morning" "lndade, an ol am
l. cor It's a family thrait, Oi do be think
IN. "Then your father is an early
riser. too. eh?' "Me feyther, is lt'
Faix an he roises that early that e'
" he'd 90 to bed little later he'd mate MN
self pettin' up in the mornin' '-klch
u mond Dispatch.
II, -"Is this the road to Camden ashe'
Is gentleman of boy sitting on th'
X doorstep of little house by the way
II, side. WHAT" asked the boy. A Won
ru an hastily appeared at the door ah' M
an said in A tone of sharp reproof; "lher
se Won po again with your what ira
re Wbv didn't you say 'maam' to th
ad rort,aman. as I've told you time am
rn ocinq never can learn you manners
Va Exchange.
'aS --"John, wake up. hear noise
10 tho kitchen. There's somebody IN I'd
'cu hopsew dumping out OF bed pon (,
ra ho afraid. Maria; I'll drive him OUT d
ea oa,w darling" Don't 60 down Una
MS steen stairway with your revolver cockel
an Jobp 1t might 90 off before you ar
Vry ready" Crawling back into oea. n'
inc Billus. If you haven't any conhueh,e ;,
em- NV management of burglars you can .aa N
tho revolver and 60 down yourself
'vn .h Chicago Tribune.
'ne -Drugpist-"James / wish you wou
tbis be particularly careful aoou1 you, AZ p
,na ' .scriptions this week" James ~, =,
ieu. sir. I'm always as careful as possio.i
~. y. sirn Druggist-"Be especially par.lc
'haS ~ ,ar not TO use arsenic by mistake wnt
',os o. YOU are putting up qainine la p,''s :
'uo,, ,,.as James-"I trust that my regaru -,
w. or human life would prevent me ,a, MAJ
,,ons oM such a stupid blunder.' prusslss 10,
peFs "Tbat's all very we'll as far as II go' %
= hut see by this morning $ pape. ="
, the arsenic is way up, and we doh "'"'
head waste any.'-America'
was -wirrins-"Do you believe IN
seri- male physicians9" Stigg'ns Ner'ail s.
uged I do, particularly in Christ,an-sv't, ., :.
felt bealers." ale wiggins-"What do you d d
, ex. your faith upon2" stisgins 4
head wife was awfully sick the othea u
Medicine did not seem 70 oo ,",an, me-
GOOD. We sent for Christian Ssn seaen' !.
Judo who lives across the street, one ~, ~
Is an and talked about the neighoofs io'
posed hon honr with Maria, and at the ena OF :.
I just .,me % nv wife was in the best Oh spi
jour AVID AVID psrfectly cured,"-America'