New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1889-02-13


go r, 10 Tho old Indian name Of Puget Sound
Tho correspondent means well, but hts name is
erotesouely impossible. The very mention Oh II III
a public meeting, would cause stampede
THE PATENT MEDICINE ALMANAC.
patent medicine almanacl
with W wealth Of health and a vim Of limb
To ills and pills defiant
But now have the phthisc,
And take every kind OF physic, an.
Have a touch of sharp bronchlts,
AND AND fssi tSy awful iwIpges. cersbrospnal mon
nights
o patentmedIcne almanac
/ read thy fearful pages
with tears and fears and groans ana mosns'
And shakes aud aches Of ages!
And now have tho vertigo
And tumbling in the dirt go;
Have q general blood corruption,
Loss OF vgor, lack OF gumption,
And feel that am travelling down the last stage
VI 'o"'""F yankee Blade.
It Is expected that the Democracy Of Connections
will 20 into mourning IL Tom" Waller should decide
to live In London.
A Poets Psy.-Frend-How long did it tain you To
write this poem, ode TO Darkness, Fredf
fTend--A whole days
POet-Yes but was well paid. -
Frend-were youl how much did you geti
Poet-A dollar.-(Yankee Blade
@The HYDE (coD Topics says that when brakeman
on passenger train entering tho town calls cut the
name Of the station, the passengers all get down and
crawl under tho seats. They think It road agent
Egyptian mummies, which could be obtained IN
Alexantra five years ago for five dollars apiece, now
cost SIS There has evidently been strike among
the mummy makers aud our readers should not i Lay
WeeSs ysi They Vii Be- lower when warm weather
sets in.--(Norrisown Herald
This advertisement appeared In The Rome tGa.'
Tribune"
wanted-A couple who wish to marry to call on
O., HE AZ q
Hnl's real estate office. lie has received his COM
mission aud Is ready TO perform marriage ceremonies
at very low rate.
Evolution OF the sermon-Modern minister's wife
You look worried dear Can't you find subjects thai
Will interest the congregation .
Modern minister (gloomilyl-Its easy enough TO find
subjects that viii interest the congregauon the trouble
Is 10 nd subjects that VIII interest the newspapers
Philadelphia Record
Arizona Journalism is spreading. "The Huntsville
lAlal Mercury recently remarked I" Tho bugeating
Editor OF the congOmerated semweekly on tho corner
came out yesterday morning. buhbng and boiling over
with invectve and innuendo. While we cannot stoop
10 the Inbred style of journalism Of which he Is such
apt master, yet We propose TO defend tho iar name
and fame Of our CITY,"
Mr. Brefe Less-Did you read the account OF my
heroic Of child hon Under the ieet Oh run
away teami
Mr. prcfe Less,Oh yes the paper had nearly
quarter Of a column about IL, headed heroism Oh q
Miss Fdlth-WhY yes, saw the headlines. but
never dreamed Of il being you -tTerre Hanm Express
says @The Hampton (vaJ school Record: AN
cocutlonst Of some power had been reading ana ree
ing for the entertainment and instruction OF the SCHOOL,
and among other selections was one moro or loss
familiar 10 the Indians After the entertainment had
closed an Indian GIRL in all seriousness, asked 'Dd
that man read TO show how It ought to be read or how
lt ought not to be readPH
loves Young Dream.-Lttle girl tat schoop-"ha'
did the teacher send you here Tor -. 1000. ,au
Little boy-She said was oad anu must 0ono o'ei
and sit with the girls -.
a like you. Can you stay long
Guess not / wasn't very bad. ,.,
aWeil. you be Bladder next time"-INew'iorA
Weekly.
During the Presidential campaign Harrison and
Norton dag was hOisted over the Office of the I'M
| prcnta Americana" at Baranquiiia- IL mas Oeen
sor,vorted 10 President elect Harrison as souvenir
| on the campaign in the tropics
Client I'm NewYork law Office some weeks 6 nenSe
| I have now laid the whole case BEFORE YOU "nSs
~''U nvv p cleveland absently)-Dap, what Is your
o,In recovering himself Sir, win take the matter
vpnder sdvIsemenf Call around 10 morrow.-tChicago
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