The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1889-04-07
TIE LAST FAREWELL
An Ogden Youth and His Busted
GalluseS.
A LADY OF THE FIRST CIRCLE.
A Kiss that Made the Lamp Ornaments
Clink Merrily Together SOoth-
ing Syrup Process.

J!lc Ofpe o. WnCm leave Is taken Is not pres
ent. The cause of our hearing of them so
seldom is because they happen so seldom.
When thing like that occurs it remains,
therefore, matter of more or less interest
to the public, the degree corresponding
with the parties station in life the amount
Of money they have and lastly upon the
circumstances themselves.
know of a case in point. 1t is in point
now, but it was i'll Ward Fourteen $50 to
speak, then, and the parties were IN pos
session of all the qualifications necessary
to the erection Of a first-class society event,
excepting, perhaps, one-the male charac-
ter had no ton, being
AREsIDENT OF OGDEN WARD.
But the other party, she was lady who
moved in our first circles. have often
observed her in one of our first circles-in
the theatre She was fine, tell you.
The connection between these two par
ties was actual. inspiratiOnal and construct
i've when in each others presence; soulful,
yearuing and imaginative when apart. All
this reminds me that it is about time they
twain were named. Allow me to present
to the unsuspecUing reader Miss Jacque-
minC4P. Jenkins, Mr.. Augustus Ghourkotf
Jones. CIhe former is the lady, the lat
ter the gentleman Of the case.)
Twice week, or as much Oftcncr as he
could get special rates or passes over the
Utah Central, the hero herein would board
the early freight train, and pursue his long
and tedious journey to the city. Those
who have never made this trip in this way
have no just conception Of what the dis
lance separating the two places actually IS:
it is so great that the traveller fOrgets all
about the one he has left before arriving
at the other, and it is by such means that
those who go nOrthward in that way are
unable to see much difference between the
two. The last time
CAME Up Or THE FREIGHT
1 haC intended to time the proceeding. but
had inadvertently neglected to wind up my
watch before starting, and as it (the watch)
only runs thirty-siX hours at stretch, and
was At least half gone when we started,
the Experiment. was a failure OF one
thing y am assuTed-the procession was
about seventeen minutes passing u given
point. But l digress.
Everything must have an ending as well
as beginning, and Augustus reached Utah
at last. 1t was now nightiall: the little
birds. secure from the sings and arrows,
as well as tiippers, OF the youth of Zion,
were enyeloped in natures sweet rcstorer
within their lcafy beds:
THE KATYDID, OR DID NOT,
as she felt disposed at such times; the
June bug was alternating under the shel-
tering 4gis OF "a friendly buffalo cnip wait
ing for the next day: the plaintive lullaby
on the ambient evening air as il ilOated
Greamily through the adjacent cOttouWoOds
was huSned for the nOncc u believe that
is what you call it, and in their place
rushing torrent of sounds both loud and
tircsOme, in which the voice of the marble
cpseiIed. brazen-throatcd MOTEL runner,
th&cudless cadence Of the speckled bull
frogs ana the regular scrcuadeS by u party
OF Thomas jefferson cats rurcd con
spicuously. This is what our fIirnd lit
amongst and bat for the fact that his soul
was marching on toward the home of the
girl S0r whose sake lie had braVed the ter
rOrstA the trip referred To, he would have
enjoyed it. " were all like him once, but
are cured. Either death on marriage has
carried us beyond the field IN which love
Vegetables. We are a peculiar race, all of
US. from first to last, inclusive.
As there We're no street cars on hand at
the time-a not altogether startling sur
prisc-and he was compelled to walk. he OF
course made much better time than he had
during the past few hours and was soon at
the threshold Of jenkins pcrc. Tue girl
mad been looking for him ever since his
last call and when the knock landed on the
door. she did as we have all seen amateur
actresses do
CALLED THE TURN on IT
bv making her exclamation regarding it
before it was delivered. 1t would not in
terest the sanguinary 'Cader TO be given
sketch Of what occurred Immediately after.
Come to think of it. such things are not
describable. at least not by me. ] have
often noticed when d boy, how fish that
had been caught and returned to its native
..t.. off az
Judged too small to fry, darted around IN
about iifty-seven different directions all at
once and executed them with such rapidity
that the eve could not follow him. He was
IA HAM he wanted and tried to fill up the
whole stream, utterly ignoring the fact that
there were other hsaeS IN the nelghpor-
hood, Well young fellow u NJ: SUNDAY
clothes, meeting inc gIl ue wants " sVe
and who is ready for him in good shape, ali
alone, and with the requisite admiNture OF
darkness in the surroundings, must feel II
he does not act something like that fish,
he Hhinlls he is filling up all creation and
part of the Sixth ward, whereas. IN fact,
he fills up no part of either. That's the
difference between the way we look at
things and the way everybody else does
This may not be good philosophy but it is
hrst-class truth, which perhaps constitutes
the only point of difference.
They were tolerably near together. Their
talk was not so numerous as 1t might have
heen hut their actions were at times Wig
orous to the point of athletic, paroXysInal
raapsody. Here would be few honeyed
E-ords. then some more amatory gymnas-
Tics. Oh, they had it bad. And not being
disturbed nor anything, added zest to the
Indulgence such as the reader is again re
ferred to his own experience for definition
Of This wascall very foolish, no doubt,
Int we can't always be so blamed wise,
During one Of these proceedings, When
Augustus anatomy was at right angles
with itself at all points, end when he was
experiencing the Chiefest delight OF the
evening in a sidewise sort of embrace, there
was a sound something like that of a torn
sail Tapping in a high wind, only more
pronounced and emphatic and not so pre-
ionead 1t startled them, and fearing that
he might have sustained some internal in
inrv. the girl relaxing her grasp upon his
nerSon. asked in anxious tones if anything
tsNo. no. he replied, speaking but not
actin0 like they do in novels and plays;
s.9sNs Notwithstanding at all. DO not fear,
love. there is nothing to give you the Sigh =
ost alarm or cause your fond heart to throb
with am instant's pain. Believe me. dea =
est, everything is dead to rights"
THUS REAs-UEED,
the anxiety left her face and she was pre-
naring to resume hostilities when Augustus
ali at once seemed to remember that it was
-, 20 ro II had not -OdCy3rred to him be