The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1889-09-27
GIRLS WITH RED HAIR.

Disadvantages CsaeP which Aubav1-
Haired Beauties are Compelled % Lave.
From the Chicago Times.
Ever since some meddlesnme brute of .
man discovered the affinity existing he
tween the red-headcd girl and a white
horse hat interesting female and her mart
ncr, the hose, have been constantly before
the public. Songs and poems without
number have been written about the
couple and NO variety show or well reGu-
lated female minstrel troupe Is now COM
plete without n girl suffering from an ag-
Rravated attack OF rcd hair sitting ON n
stuffed white horse i'm the Introductory
overature or classic first part. This tends
to increase thu popularity of the combine
ton of hair and horse, which is more
pleasing, il less artistic, than u mixture of
hair and beef or other victuals.
That there Is something between the
girl and the horse is n fact that can not he
disputed. But just what that something
Is no one seems to know, and yet they APP
parcntly make dates. AT times n vague,
haunting suspicion that the something he
tween the two might bc u saddle pervadcs
the thinking mind, but this idea is too
tangiblc To be entertained. Ii is some
thing deeper, darker and more mysterious.
You see the reti-haired girl, then you see
the white horse. and that is all there il To
il. She can't explain il; neither can the
horse, and yet one of them must have de-
signs on the other else why should they
meet?
Is il any reason Why n nice, clean girl
should he insulted ON the street i'm the
broad glare of the MONDAY sun just br.
cause her hair happens tai be the color of
n new harvest pumpkin: What differ
ence does the color make SO long as the
of il! A robust head OF hair il "a woman's
chief charm-or onc of them at lea. but
when they sec il, They guy the poor girl
with the rusty hair and rave over "a fluffy
shock of blonde. brown, or black locks cut
from the head OF "a pauper corpse ana
worn ON u scalp so sterile that the owner
can't even raise dandruff on il. And
,ms S, mem h %Ss"' OF ' iiinsi"s sns
s and calling a%s,ension !" i. at the sam:
| girl ON the street, stop and stare at her
hair for a moment. then step to the edge
of TIN, and peer carefully up and
everybody else witnessing the act knows
what the man is looking for and they all
cam, say anything. il she did venture to
speak her mind the fellow would probably
say that he was looking for "a strsct-rar or
girl is doomed tn everlasting torment on
the hair question both in this and the life
TO- come: should she commit Suicide or
| of life left her body. For do we not read
on e% a p af horse? WretcheG Girl.
| An eastern writer has discovered among
other interesting things concerning the
gil thht
Helen of Troy set the fashion i'm red hair.
III this he true those celebrated females
might have been I'm better business thar
horse to complete it. According tn the
same writer the majority Of women with
excellence. IL isn't To he supposed that
the quality of the verses would make
much difference, but to be addicted To the
red hair and poetry habit i'm one life
time is indeed u hard fate. Still those
kind of girls are popular. in the
male help with red hair. Ii is claimed
that they make better clerks and walters
that they are smarter, Quicker, brighter
colorcd hair. In fact, the rcd-hcaded
girls accomplishments are of such n SUI
pcrior order that she is seldom out Of a
Job. This may he true, and even admit.
ting that it is the girl with the red top
knot invariably gets of n street-car tile
try-haired sister. But however smart SHE
may he her temper is as fiery as her hair
As servant girls they are n success, says
the same writer. and any. ho'isekecreI
who has once employed red haired hell
will hire no other. They are so tidy and
neat, attractive i'm every way, Intelligent
OF course they are. Any one who has
ever seen the average hired girl with rec
of both eyes and her nose, IL she hasn't g
complexion like IA new-laid turkey egg
and granuiatei eyciids. she might pos
sibly he good looking enough to attrac
the horse. unless he bc blind, would fai
tn fulfill his date IL he saw the girl first.
The r~r.i-hcadcd girl. il is said. makes {
good wife, If she can be induced to wsal
ice on her temper They make the home
bright and happy, arc as warIl-hearted
cold-footcd. ai~fectionatc, and dcmonstra
tive as any class of girls i'm the world. Blu
for all their good points they are :, rarity
Some one has discovered that but ON,
woman with rcd hair in twenty exists il
civilized countries. Then, according 4
this. the whitc-lorse supply must bc in tin
same ratio. This is consoling, especial.
tn hostlcrs. as the pure white animal il tn,
hardest kind of IA horse to keep Rroornetl
JUSTICE IN CHINA.